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This is your lunch, OK?

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Now, I put a dollar in there
so you can buy some milk.

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You can ask one of the big kids
where to do that.

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You remember your phone number?
I wrote it down for you, just in case.

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Put it in your pocket,
I don't want you to lose it.

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OK? You ready?

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I think so.

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It's Cady's big day.

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I guess it's natural for parents to cry
on their kid's first day of school.

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But, you know, this usually
happens when the kid is 5.

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I'm 16 and until today,
I was home-schooled.

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I know what you're thinking.
"Home-schooled kids are freaks."

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X-Y-L-O-C-A-R-P.
Xylocarp.

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Or that we're weirdly religious
or something.

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And on the third day, God created
the Remington bolt-action rifle

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so that Man could fight the dinosaurs.

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And the homosexuals.

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- Amen.
- Amen.

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But my family's totally normal.

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Except for the fact that both my
parents are research zoologists

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and we've spent the last
12 years in Africa.

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I had a great life.

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But then my mom got offered tenure
at Northwestern University.

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So it was goodbye Africa
and hello high school.

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I'm OK. Sorry.

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I'll be careful.

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Hi.

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I don't know if anyone
told you about me.

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I'm a new student here.
My name is Cady Heron.

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Talk to me again
and I'll kick your ass.

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You don't wanna sit there. Kristen
Hadley's boyfriend is gonna sit there.

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Hey, baby.

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He farts a lot.

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Hey, everybody.

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Oh, God, I'm so sorry.

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It's not you. I'm bad luck.

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Ms. Norbury?

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My T-shirt's stuck
to my sweater, isn't it?

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- Yeah.
- Fantastic.

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Is everything all right in here?

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- Oh, yeah.
- So...

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- ...how was your summer?
- I got divorced.

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My carpal tunnel came back.

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- I win.
- Yes, you do.

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Well, I just wanted to let
everyone know

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that we have a new student joining us.

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She just moved here
all the way from Africa.

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Welcome.

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- I'm from Michigan.
- Great.

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Her name is Cady. Cady Heron.

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- Where are you, Cady?
- That's me.

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- It's pronounced like Katie.
- My apologies.

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I have a nephew named Anfernee,

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and I know how mad he gets
when I call him Anthony.

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Almost as mad as I get
when I think about the fact

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that my sister named him Anfernee.

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Well, welcome, Cady.

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- And thank you, Mr. Duvall.
- Well, thank you.

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And...

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...if you need anything or if you
wanna talk to somebody...

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Thanks.

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Maybe some other time,
when my shirt isn't see-through.

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OK.

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OK. Good day, everybody.

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The first day of school was a blur.

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A stressful, surreal blur.

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I got in trouble for the
most random things.

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- Where are you going?
- Oh, I have to go to the bathroom.

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You need the lavatory pass.

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OK. Can I have the lavatory pass?

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Nice try. Have a seat.

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I had never lived in a world
where adults didn't trust me,

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where they were always yelling at me.

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- Don't read ahead!
- No green pen!

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No food in class!

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I told you, I saw the whole thing.

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- Everything.
- Did you see nipple?

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- It only counts if you saw a nipple.
- That's true, dude.

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I had a lot of friends in Africa.

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What?

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But so far, none in Evanston.

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Hey. How was your first day?

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Is that your natural hair color?

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- Yeah.
- It's gorgeous.

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Thank you.

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See, this is the color I want.

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This is Damian.
He's almost too gay to function.

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- Nice to meet you.
- Nice wig, Janis.

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- What's it made of?
- Your mom's chest hair!

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- I'm Janis.
- Hi, I'm Cady.

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Do you guys know
where Room G 14 is?

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"Health, Tuesday/Thursday,
Room G 14."

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I think that's in the back building.

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- Yeah, that's in the back building.
- Yeah, we'll take you there.

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Thanks.

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Watch out, please!
New meat coming through!

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"Health. Spanish."

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You're taking 12th-grade calculus?

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- Yeah, I like math.
- Why?

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Because it's the same
in every country.

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That's beautiful. This girl is deep.

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Where's the back building?

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It burned down in 1987.

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Won't we get in some
sort of trouble for this?

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Why would we get you into trouble?

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We're your friends.

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I know it's wrong to skip class,
but Janis said we were friends.

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And I was in no position
to pass up friends.

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I guess I'll never know what I missed
on that first day of health class.

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Don't have sex. Because you
will get pregnant and die.

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Don't have sex
in the missionary position,

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don't have sex standing up.

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Just don't do it, promise?

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OK, everybody take some rubbers.

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Why didn't they just keep
home-schooling you?

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They wanted me to get socialized.

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Oh, you'll get socialized, all right.
A little slice like you.

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- What are you talking about?
- You're a regulation hottie.

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- What?
- Own it.

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How do you spell your
name again, Cady?

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It's Cady. C-A-D-Y.

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Yeah, I'm gonna call you Cady.

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In the name of all that is holy, will you
look at Karen Smith's gym clothes?

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Of course all The Plastics
are in the same gym class.

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- Who are The Plastics?
- They're teen royalty.

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If North Shore was Us Weekly,
they would always be on the cover.

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That one there, that's Karen Smith.

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She is one of the dumbest
girls you will ever meet.

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Damian sat next to her
in English last year.

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She asked me how to spell "orange".

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And that little one?
That's Gretchen Wieners.

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She's totally rich because
her dad invented Toaster Strudel.

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Gretchen Wieners knows
everybody's business.

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She knows everything
about everyone.

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That's why her hair is so big.
It's full of secrets.

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And evil takes a human
form in Regina George.

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Don't be fooled, because she may seem
like your typical selfish, back-stabbing,

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slut-faced ho-bag. But in reality,
she is so much more than that.

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She's the queen bee.

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The star. Those other two
are just her little workers.

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Regina George.

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How do I even begin
to explain Regina George?

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Regina George is flawless.

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She has two Fendi purses
and a silver Lexus.

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I hear her hair's insured
for $10,000.

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I hear she does car commercials.
In Japan.

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Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues.

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One time, she met John Stamos
on a plane.

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And he told her she was pretty.

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One time,
she punched me in the face.

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It was awesome.

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She always looks fierce.
She always wins Spring Fling Queen.

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- Who cares?
- I care.

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Every year, the seniors throw
this dance for the underclassmen

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called The Spring Fling.

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And whomsoever is elected
Spring Fling King and Queen

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automatically becomes head of the
Student Activities Committee.

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And since I am an active member
of the Student Activities Committee,

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I would say, yeah, I care.

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Damian, you've truly
out-gayed yourself.

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Here. This map is gonna
be your guide to North Shore.

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Now, where you sit in
the cafeteria is crucial

163
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because you got everybody there.

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You got your freshmen,
ROTC guys,

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preps, JV jocks,

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Asian nerds,

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cool Asians,

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varsity jocks,

169
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unfriendly black hotties,

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girls who eat their feelings,

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girls who don't eat anything,

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desperate wannabes,

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burnouts,

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sexually active band geeks,

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the greatest people
you will ever meet

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and the worst.
Beware of The Plastics.

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Hey. We're doing a lunchtime
survey of new students.

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Can you answer a few questions?

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- OK.
- Is your muffin buttered?

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What?

181
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Would you like us to assign
someone to butter your muffin?

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- My what?
- Is he bothering you?

183
00:10:05.080 --> 00:10:07.050
Jason, why are you such a skeez?

184
00:10:07.250 --> 00:10:08.810
I'm just being friendly.

185
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You were supposed
to call me last night.

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Jason. You do not come to a party
at my house with Gretchen

187
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and then scam on some poor, innocent
girl right in front of us three days later.

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She's not interested.

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Do you wanna have sex with him?

190
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- No, thank you.
- Good. So it's settled.

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So you can go shave your back now.

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Bye, Jason.

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Bitch.

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Wait. Sit down.

195
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Seriously, sit down.

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Why don't I know you?

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I'm new. I just moved here from Africa.

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- What?
- I used to be home-schooled.

199
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Wait. What?

200
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- My mom taught me at home...
- No, no.

201
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I know what home-school is.
I'm not retarded.

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So you've actually never been
to a real school before?

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Shut up.

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Shut up.

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- I didn't say anything.
- Home-schooled.

206
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- That's really interesting.
- Thanks.

207
00:11:05.770 --> 00:11:07.240
But you're, like, really pretty.

208
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- Thank you.
- So you agree.

209
00:11:09.880 --> 00:11:11.610
- What?
- You think you're really pretty.

210
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- Oh, I don't know...
- Oh, my God, I love your bracelet.

211
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- Where did you get it?
- Oh, my mom made it for me.

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- It's adorable.
- Oh, it's so fetch.

213
00:11:21.120 --> 00:11:24.490
- What is "fetch"?
- Oh, it's, like, slang. From England.

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So if you're from Africa...

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...why are you white?

216
00:11:28.600 --> 00:11:31.760
Oh, my God, Karen, you can't just
ask people why they're white.

217
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Could you give us some privacy
for, like, one second?

218
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Yeah, sure.

219
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What are you doing?

220
00:11:42.780 --> 00:11:44.929
OK, you should just know
that we don't do this a lot,

221
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so this is, like, a really huge deal.

222
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We wanna invite you
to have lunch with us

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every day for the rest of the week.

224
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- Oh, it's OK...
- Coolness.

225
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So we'll see you tomorrow.

226
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On Wednesdays, we wear pink.

227
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Oh, my God!
OK, you have to do it, OK?

228
00:11:59.660 --> 00:12:02.479
And then you have to tell me all
the horrible things that Regina says.

229
00:12:02.560 --> 00:12:04.360
Regina seems sweet.

230
00:12:04.700 --> 00:12:06.130
Regina George is not sweet.

231
00:12:06.340 --> 00:12:08.900
She's a scum-sucking road whore!
She ruined my life!

232
00:12:09.100 --> 00:12:10.800
She's fabulous, but she's evil.

233
00:12:11.010 --> 00:12:13.094
- Hey, get out of here!
- Oh, my God, Danny DeVito.

234
00:12:13.210 --> 00:12:15.040
I love your work!

235
00:12:15.240 --> 00:12:17.040
- Why do you hate her?
- What do you mean?

236
00:12:17.250 --> 00:12:19.180
Regina. You seem to really hate her.

237
00:12:19.380 --> 00:12:21.180
Yes. What's your question?

238
00:12:21.380 --> 00:12:23.569
- Well, my question is, why?
- Regina started this rumor

239
00:12:23.650 --> 00:12:26.520
- that Janis was...
- Damian! Shall we not?

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00:12:26.720 --> 00:12:28.470
Now, look. This isn't
about hating her, OK?

241
00:12:28.590 --> 00:12:30.479
I just think that it would be, like,
a fun little experiment

242
00:12:30.560 --> 00:12:33.249
if you were to hang out with them and
then tell us everything that they say.

243
00:12:33.330 --> 00:12:35.390
- What do we even talk about?
- Hair products.

244
00:12:35.600 --> 00:12:37.330
- Ashton Kutcher.
- Is that a band?

245
00:12:37.530 --> 00:12:40.090
Would you just do it? Please?

246
00:12:40.740 --> 00:12:43.030
OK, fine.
Do you have anything pink?

247
00:12:43.240 --> 00:12:45.000
- Yes.
- No.

248
00:12:45.640 --> 00:12:48.270
By eighth period, I was so happy
to get to math class.

249
00:12:48.480 --> 00:12:50.880
I mean, I'm good at math.
I understand math.

250
00:12:51.080 --> 00:12:52.980
Nothing in math class
could mess me up.

251
00:12:53.420 --> 00:12:55.350
Hey, do you have a pencil
I can borrow?

252
00:12:57.590 --> 00:12:59.680
I've only had one other
crush in my life.

253
00:12:59.890 --> 00:13:01.860
His name was Nfume,
and we were 5.

254
00:13:06.090 --> 00:13:07.390
It didn't work out.

255
00:13:08.500 --> 00:13:10.660
But this one hit me like a big,
yellow school bus.

256
00:13:10.870 --> 00:13:12.930
- Cady, what do you say?
- He was...

257
00:13:13.140 --> 00:13:14.570
So cute.

258
00:13:16.370 --> 00:13:20.470
I mean, A-sub-N equals
N plus one over four.

259
00:13:20.680 --> 00:13:22.140
That's right.

260
00:13:22.340 --> 00:13:24.310
That's good. Very good.

261
00:13:24.510 --> 00:13:26.340
All right, let's talk
about your homework.

262
00:13:28.120 --> 00:13:30.280
Hey. How was your second day?

263
00:13:31.090 --> 00:13:32.780
- Fine.
- Were people nice?

264
00:13:33.420 --> 00:13:35.550
- No.
- Did you make any friends?

265
00:13:35.990 --> 00:13:37.750
Yeah.

266
00:13:39.900 --> 00:13:42.525
Having lunch with The Plastics
was like leaving the actual world

267
00:13:42.630 --> 00:13:44.120
and entering "Girl World".

268
00:13:44.330 --> 00:13:46.360
And Girl World had a lot of rules.

269
00:13:46.570 --> 00:13:48.470
You can't wear a tank top
two days in a row,

270
00:13:48.670 --> 00:13:51.370
and you can only wear your
hair in a ponytail once a week.

271
00:13:51.840 --> 00:13:54.310
So I guess you picked today.

272
00:13:54.640 --> 00:13:57.700
Oh, and we only wear jeans
or track pants on Fridays.

273
00:13:57.910 --> 00:14:01.250
Now, if you break any of these rules,
you can't sit with us at lunch.

274
00:14:01.450 --> 00:14:03.440
I mean, not just you. Like, any of us.

275
00:14:03.650 --> 00:14:05.450
OK, like, if I was wearing jeans today,

276
00:14:05.650 --> 00:14:07.920
I would be sitting over there
with the art freaks.

277
00:14:10.190 --> 00:14:12.449
Oh, and we always vote before we ask
someone to eat lunch with us

278
00:14:12.530 --> 00:14:15.330
because you have to be considerate
of the rest of the group.

279
00:14:15.600 --> 00:14:17.849
Well, I mean, you wouldn't buy a skirt
without asking your friends first

280
00:14:17.930 --> 00:14:20.090
- if it looks good on you.
- I wouldn't?

281
00:14:20.470 --> 00:14:22.270
Right.
Oh, and it's the same with guys.

282
00:14:22.470 --> 00:14:26.930
Like, you may think you like someone,
but you could be wrong.

283
00:14:27.140 --> 00:14:30.310
A hundred and twenty calories and 48
calories from fat. What percent is that?

284
00:14:30.550 --> 00:14:32.450
Forty-eight into 120?

285
00:14:32.650 --> 00:14:35.359
I'm only eating foods with less than
30 percent calories from fat.

286
00:14:35.480 --> 00:14:37.080
It's 40 percent.

287
00:14:37.290 --> 00:14:40.450
Well, 48 over 120
equals X over 100,

288
00:14:40.660 --> 00:14:42.990
and then you cross-multiply
and get the value of X.

289
00:14:44.090 --> 00:14:45.790
Whatever. I'm getting cheese fries.

290
00:14:48.560 --> 00:14:51.260
So have you seen any guys
that you think are cute yet?

291
00:14:52.070 --> 00:14:53.945
Well, there's this guy
in my calculus class...

292
00:14:54.040 --> 00:14:55.870
- Who is it?
- It's a senior?

293
00:14:56.140 --> 00:14:58.630
- His name's Aaron Samuels.
- No!

294
00:14:58.840 --> 00:15:00.810
Oh, no, you can't like Aaron Samuels.

295
00:15:01.010 --> 00:15:02.670
That's Regina's ex-boyfriend.

296
00:15:02.880 --> 00:15:04.110
They went out for a year.

297
00:15:04.310 --> 00:15:05.685
Yeah, and then she was devastated

298
00:15:05.880 --> 00:15:07.422
when he broke up
with her last summer.

299
00:15:07.580 --> 00:15:09.610
I thought she dumped him
for Shane Oman.

300
00:15:09.820 --> 00:15:12.480
OK, irregardless. Ex-boyfriends
are just off-limits to friends.

301
00:15:12.690 --> 00:15:15.050
I mean, that's just, like,
the rules of feminism.

302
00:15:16.020 --> 00:15:20.090
Don't worry. I'll never tell Regina
what you said.

303
00:15:20.300 --> 00:15:22.130
It'll be our little secret.

304
00:15:23.870 --> 00:15:27.300
We define the sum
of the infinite geometric series...

305
00:15:27.500 --> 00:15:29.330
Even though I wasn't
allowed to like Aaron,

306
00:15:29.540 --> 00:15:32.230
I was still allowed to look at him.

307
00:15:33.210 --> 00:15:34.870
And think about him.

308
00:15:36.750 --> 00:15:39.240
And talk to him.

309
00:15:39.450 --> 00:15:41.534
- Hey, Aar...
- Hey, you're the Africa girl, right?

310
00:15:41.980 --> 00:15:43.610
- Yeah.
- I'm Kevin Gnapoor,

311
00:15:43.820 --> 00:15:45.362
captain of the North Shore Mathletes.

312
00:15:45.520 --> 00:15:48.650
We participate in math challenges
against other high schools in the state,

313
00:15:48.860 --> 00:15:51.194
and we can get twice as much funding
if we've got a girl.

314
00:15:51.330 --> 00:15:52.880
So you should think about joining.

315
00:15:53.090 --> 00:15:55.590
- Oh, you'd be perfect for it.
- Yeah, definitely.

316
00:15:55.800 --> 00:15:58.060
Great, great.
Let me give you my card.

317
00:16:01.540 --> 00:16:02.830
OK, so think it over.

318
00:16:03.970 --> 00:16:06.100
Because we'd like to get jackets.

319
00:16:06.910 --> 00:16:08.470
OK.

320
00:16:20.820 --> 00:16:22.520
Hey!

321
00:16:24.130 --> 00:16:26.250
Get in, loser. We're going shopping.

322
00:16:26.830 --> 00:16:28.850
Regina's like the Barbie doll
I never had.

323
00:16:29.060 --> 00:16:31.430
I'd never seen anybody
so glamorous.

324
00:16:34.300 --> 00:16:36.860
- So how do you like North Shore?
- It's good.

325
00:16:37.070 --> 00:16:38.510
I think I'm joining the Mathletes.

326
00:16:38.710 --> 00:16:39.940
- No! No, no.
- No, no.

327
00:16:40.140 --> 00:16:42.700
You cannot do that.
That is social suicide.

328
00:16:42.910 --> 00:16:45.540
Damn, you are so lucky
you have us to guide you.

329
00:16:56.290 --> 00:16:59.950
Being at Old Orctard Mall kind of
reminded me of being home in Africa.

330
00:17:00.160 --> 00:17:03.460
By the watering hole.
When the animals are in heat.

331
00:17:11.540 --> 00:17:12.840
Oh, my God, there's Jason!

332
00:17:13.040 --> 00:17:15.740
Where? Oh, there he is.

333
00:17:17.550 --> 00:17:19.899
- And he's with Taylor Wedell.
- I heard they're going out.

334
00:17:19.980 --> 00:17:22.580
Wait. Jason's not going out
with Taylor.

335
00:17:22.780 --> 00:17:25.120
No. He cannot blow you off like that.

336
00:17:25.320 --> 00:17:28.590
He's such a little skeez.
Give me your phone.

337
00:17:29.560 --> 00:17:32.185
- You're not gonna call him, right?
- Do you think I'm an idiot?

338
00:17:32.460 --> 00:17:33.890
No.

339
00:17:36.630 --> 00:17:38.860
- Wedell on South Boulevard.
- Caller ID.

340
00:17:39.070 --> 00:17:40.730
Not when you connect
from Information.

341
00:17:40.940 --> 00:17:42.160
- Hello?
- Hello.

342
00:17:42.370 --> 00:17:43.829
May I please speak
to Taylor Wedell?

343
00:17:44.010 --> 00:17:45.630
She's not home yet. Who's calling?

344
00:17:45.840 --> 00:17:47.810
Oh, this is Susan from
Planned Parenthood.

345
00:17:48.010 --> 00:17:51.600
I have her test results. If you can have
her give me a call as soon as she can.

346
00:17:51.810 --> 00:17:54.110
It's urgent. Thank you.

347
00:17:55.380 --> 00:17:57.040
She's not going out with anyone.

348
00:17:57.250 --> 00:17:59.810
OK, that was so fetch.

349
00:18:07.360 --> 00:18:09.060
Mom.

350
00:18:21.280 --> 00:18:23.540
Your house is really nice.

351
00:18:23.750 --> 00:18:25.680
I know, right?

352
00:18:25.880 --> 00:18:27.569
Make sure you check out
her mom's boob job.

353
00:18:27.650 --> 00:18:29.810
They're hard as rocks.

354
00:18:31.320 --> 00:18:33.550
I'm home! Hey, Kylie.

355
00:18:34.060 --> 00:18:35.580
Hey.

356
00:18:37.030 --> 00:18:40.550
Hey, hey, hey!
How are my best girlfriends?

357
00:18:40.760 --> 00:18:42.530
Hey, Mrs. George. This is Cady.

358
00:18:43.160 --> 00:18:44.760
Hello, sweetheart.

359
00:18:45.500 --> 00:18:48.470
- Hi.
- Welcome to our home.

360
00:18:51.410 --> 00:18:54.770
Just want you to know, if you need
anything, don't be shy, OK?

361
00:18:54.980 --> 00:18:57.880
There are no rules in this house.
I'm not like a regular mom.

362
00:18:58.080 --> 00:19:00.670
I'm a cool mom. Right, Regina?

363
00:19:00.880 --> 00:19:02.350
- Please stop talking.
- OK.

364
00:19:02.550 --> 00:19:05.640
I'm gonna make you girls
a "hump day" treat.

365
00:19:11.260 --> 00:19:12.920
This is your room?

366
00:19:13.130 --> 00:19:16.360
It was my parents' room,
but I made them trade me.

367
00:19:17.130 --> 00:19:19.070
Hey, put on 98.8.

368
00:19:24.310 --> 00:19:26.210
Cady, do you even know
who sings this?

369
00:19:27.510 --> 00:19:29.480
- The Spice Girls?
- I love her.

370
00:19:29.680 --> 00:19:30.940
She's like a Martian.

371
00:19:31.150 --> 00:19:34.480
- God, my hips are huge!
- Oh, please. I hate my calves.

372
00:19:34.680 --> 00:19:37.380
At least you guys can wear halters.
I've got man shoulders.

373
00:19:37.650 --> 00:19:40.210
I used to think there
was just fat and skinny.

374
00:19:40.420 --> 00:19:42.939
Apparently, there's a lot of things
that can be wrong on your body.

375
00:19:43.020 --> 00:19:45.820
- My hairline is so weird.
- My pores are huge.

376
00:19:46.030 --> 00:19:47.320
My nail beds suck.

377
00:19:50.630 --> 00:19:52.600
I have really bad breath
in the morning.

378
00:19:54.670 --> 00:19:58.260
Hey, you guys.
Happy hour is from 4 to 6!

379
00:20:00.040 --> 00:20:01.700
Thanks.

380
00:20:02.480 --> 00:20:04.450
Is there alcohol in this?

381
00:20:04.650 --> 00:20:08.100
Oh, God, honey, no. What kind
of mother do you think I am?

382
00:20:08.320 --> 00:20:11.510
Do you want a bit? If you're gonna
drink, I'd rather you do it in the house.

383
00:20:11.720 --> 00:20:13.240
- No, thank you.
- OK.

384
00:20:13.460 --> 00:20:17.920
So, you guys, what is the 411?

385
00:20:18.130 --> 00:20:20.720
What has everybody been up to?

386
00:20:20.930 --> 00:20:23.960
What is the hot gossip?
Tell me everything.

387
00:20:24.170 --> 00:20:26.337
What are you guys listening to?
What's the cool jams?

388
00:20:26.570 --> 00:20:27.870
Mom.

389
00:20:28.070 --> 00:20:30.470
- Could you go fix your hair?
- OK.

390
00:20:30.670 --> 00:20:34.110
You girls keep me young.
Oh, I love you so much.

391
00:20:36.810 --> 00:20:39.010
Oh, my God, I remember this.

392
00:20:39.210 --> 00:20:42.340
- I haven't looked at that in forever.
- Come check it out, Cady.

393
00:20:42.550 --> 00:20:43.780
It's our Burn Book.

394
00:20:43.990 --> 00:20:45.939
See, we cut out girls' pictures
from the yearbook,

395
00:20:46.020 --> 00:20:47.950
and then we wrote comments.

396
00:20:48.160 --> 00:20:51.150
- "Trang Pak is a grotsky little byotch."
- Still true.

397
00:20:51.360 --> 00:20:54.820
- "Dawn Schweitzer is a fat virgin."
- Still half true.

398
00:20:56.530 --> 00:20:59.830
"Amber D'Alessio."
She made out with a hot dog.

399
00:21:00.200 --> 00:21:02.140
"Janis Ian, dyke."

400
00:21:03.040 --> 00:21:05.340
- Who is that?
- I think that's that kid Damian.

401
00:21:05.810 --> 00:21:08.370
Yeah. He's almost too gay
to function.

402
00:21:08.680 --> 00:21:11.300
That's funny. Put that in there.

403
00:21:11.510 --> 00:21:14.680
Oh, no. Maybe that was only OK
when Janis said it.

404
00:21:15.520 --> 00:21:17.609
And they have this Burn Book
where they write mean things

405
00:21:17.690 --> 00:21:20.315
- about all the girls in our grade.
- What does it say about me?

406
00:21:21.090 --> 00:21:23.680
- You're not in it.
- Those bitches.

407
00:21:23.890 --> 00:21:25.599
- Will this minimize my pores?
- No. Cady,

408
00:21:25.790 --> 00:21:27.260
you gotta steal that book.

409
00:21:27.460 --> 00:21:29.294
- No way!
- Oh, come on. We could publish it,

410
00:21:29.400 --> 00:21:31.870
and then everybody would see
what an ax-wound she really is.

411
00:21:32.070 --> 00:21:34.760
- I don't steal.
- That is for your feet.

412
00:21:34.970 --> 00:21:37.960
Cady, there are two kinds
of evil people.

413
00:21:38.170 --> 00:21:39.570
People who do evil stuff,

414
00:21:39.770 --> 00:21:43.370
and people who see evil stuff
being done and don't try to stop it.

415
00:21:43.680 --> 00:21:48.120
Does that mean I'm morally
obligated to burn that lady's outfit?

416
00:21:48.520 --> 00:21:49.950
Oh, my God, that's Ms. Norbury.

417
00:21:50.150 --> 00:21:51.709
I love seeing teachers
outside of school.

418
00:21:51.790 --> 00:21:53.880
It's like seeing a dog
walk on its hind legs.

419
00:21:55.160 --> 00:21:57.179
Hey, guys, what's up?
I didn't know you worked here.

420
00:21:57.260 --> 00:21:59.820
Yeah, moderately priced soaps
are my calling.

421
00:22:00.130 --> 00:22:02.930
- You shopping?
- No, I'm just here with my boyfriend.

422
00:22:05.730 --> 00:22:08.860
Joking. Sometimes older people
make jokes.

423
00:22:09.070 --> 00:22:11.630
My Nana takes her wig off
when she's drunk.

424
00:22:11.840 --> 00:22:13.930
Your Nana and I have that
in common.

425
00:22:14.140 --> 00:22:16.932
No, actually, I'm just here because
I bartend a couple nights a week

426
00:22:17.050 --> 00:22:18.770
down at P. J. Calamity's.

427
00:22:19.810 --> 00:22:21.650
Cady, I hope you do
join Mathletes, you know,

428
00:22:21.850 --> 00:22:23.267
because we start in a couple weeks

429
00:22:23.420 --> 00:22:25.169
and I would love
to have a girl on the team,

430
00:22:25.250 --> 00:22:27.550
just, you know, so the team
could meet a girl.

431
00:22:27.760 --> 00:22:29.720
- I think I'm gonna do it.
- Great.

432
00:22:29.920 --> 00:22:32.190
You can't join Mathletes.
It's social suicide.

433
00:22:32.390 --> 00:22:34.690
Thanks, Damian.

434
00:22:35.000 --> 00:22:38.450
Well, this has been
sufficiently awkward.

435
00:22:38.670 --> 00:22:40.600
And I'll see you guys tomorrow.

436
00:22:40.800 --> 00:22:42.390
- Bye.
- Bye.

437
00:22:42.600 --> 00:22:45.770
Oh, man, that is bleak.

438
00:22:45.970 --> 00:22:47.840
So when are you gonna
see Regina again?

439
00:22:48.310 --> 00:22:50.110
I can't spy on her anymore.
It's weird.

440
00:22:50.310 --> 00:22:54.150
Come on, she's never gonna find out.
It'll be like our little secret.

441
00:22:57.550 --> 00:22:59.080
- Hello?
- I know your secret.

442
00:22:59.290 --> 00:23:00.520
Oh, God, busted.

443
00:23:00.720 --> 00:23:02.950
Just start apologizing and crying.
No, play it cool.

444
00:23:03.160 --> 00:23:04.750
Secret?
What are you saying about?

445
00:23:04.960 --> 00:23:07.090
Gretchen told me
that you like Aaron Samuels.

446
00:23:07.300 --> 00:23:09.490
I mean, I don't care,
do whatever you want.

447
00:23:09.700 --> 00:23:12.030
But let me just tell you something
about Aaron:

448
00:23:12.230 --> 00:23:16.570
All he cares about is school
and his mom and his friends.

449
00:23:16.770 --> 00:23:19.040
- Is that bad?
- But if you like him...

450
00:23:19.240 --> 00:23:22.400
Whatever. I mean, I could talk
to him for you if you want.

451
00:23:22.610 --> 00:23:25.527
Really? You would do that? I mean,
nothing embarrassing, though, right?

452
00:23:25.680 --> 00:23:28.270
Oh, no, trust me.
I know exactly how to play it.

453
00:23:28.680 --> 00:23:32.710
But wait. Aren't you so mad
at Gretchen for telling me?

454
00:23:32.920 --> 00:23:34.290
- No.
- Because if you are,

455
00:23:34.490 --> 00:23:37.690
you can tell me. It was a really
bitchy thing for her to do.

456
00:23:37.890 --> 00:23:40.860
Yeah, it was pretty bitchy,
but I'm not mad.

457
00:23:41.060 --> 00:23:42.549
I mean, I guess she just
likes the attention.

458
00:23:42.630 --> 00:23:44.389
See, Gretch? I told you
she's not mad at you.

459
00:23:44.470 --> 00:23:46.149
I can't believe you think
I like attention!

460
00:23:46.230 --> 00:23:48.930
OK, love you. See you tomorrow.

461
00:23:49.500 --> 00:23:51.670
I had survived my first
three-way calling attack.

462
00:23:52.140 --> 00:23:55.600
And with Regina's blessing, I started
talking to Aaron more and more.

463
00:23:55.980 --> 00:23:58.280
On October 3rd, he asked me
what day it was.

464
00:23:58.650 --> 00:24:00.240
It's October 3rd.

465
00:24:00.450 --> 00:24:02.310
Two weeks later, we spoke again.

466
00:24:02.520 --> 00:24:04.210
It's raining.

467
00:24:04.420 --> 00:24:05.940
Yeah.

468
00:24:06.150 --> 00:24:07.920
But I wanted things to move faster.

469
00:24:08.120 --> 00:24:10.490
So I followed my instincts.

470
00:24:10.690 --> 00:24:13.420
Hey, I'm totally lost.
Can you help me?

471
00:24:13.630 --> 00:24:14.860
- But I wasn't lost.
- Yeah.

472
00:24:15.060 --> 00:24:17.049
I knew exactly what Ms. Norbury
was talking about.

473
00:24:17.130 --> 00:24:20.100
It's a factorial, so you multiply
each one by N.

474
00:24:20.300 --> 00:24:21.530
Wrong.

475
00:24:21.740 --> 00:24:23.030
Is that the summation?

476
00:24:24.370 --> 00:24:25.700
Yeah, they're the same thing.

477
00:24:25.910 --> 00:24:27.770
Wrong. He was so wrong.

478
00:24:27.980 --> 00:24:31.210
Thanks. I... I get it now.

479
00:24:31.410 --> 00:24:35.080
Lights, please.
OK. See you guys tomorrow.

480
00:24:36.980 --> 00:24:39.510
We're having a Halloween party
at my friend Chris' tonight.

481
00:24:40.090 --> 00:24:41.990
You wanna come?

482
00:24:42.290 --> 00:24:43.850
Yeah, sure.

483
00:24:44.060 --> 00:24:46.290
Great. Here's where it is.

484
00:24:46.490 --> 00:24:48.790
It's a costume party.
People get pretty into it.

485
00:24:49.160 --> 00:24:50.600
OK.

486
00:24:50.800 --> 00:24:53.930
That flier admits one person only,

487
00:24:54.140 --> 00:24:56.230
so don't bring some
other guy with you.

488
00:24:56.670 --> 00:24:58.260
"Grool."

489
00:24:58.910 --> 00:25:01.202
I meant to say "cool"
and then I started to say "great".

490
00:25:01.510 --> 00:25:04.540
Right. Well... grool.

491
00:25:05.480 --> 00:25:07.780
See you tonight.

492
00:25:09.120 --> 00:25:12.140
Hey, Africa. You staying
for the Mathletes meeting?

493
00:25:12.590 --> 00:25:14.380
Yeah, I'll be right back.

494
00:25:16.120 --> 00:25:19.960
OK, I lied. But I had to go home
and work on my costume.

495
00:25:20.500 --> 00:25:23.490
In the regular world, Halloween is
when children dress up in costumes

496
00:25:23.700 --> 00:25:25.030
and beg for candy.

497
00:25:25.230 --> 00:25:27.790
In Girl World, Halloween
is the one night a year

498
00:25:28.000 --> 00:25:29.590
when a girl can dress
like a total slut

499
00:25:29.800 --> 00:25:31.770
and no other girls can
say anything about it.

500
00:25:31.970 --> 00:25:33.800
The hard-core girls just wear lingerie

501
00:25:34.010 --> 00:25:35.600
and some form of animal ears.

502
00:25:35.810 --> 00:25:37.610
Doesn't she look great, honey?

503
00:25:39.810 --> 00:25:42.650
- What are you?
- I'm a mouse.

504
00:25:44.150 --> 00:25:46.640
Unfortunately, no one told
me about the slut rule.

505
00:25:47.020 --> 00:25:49.580
So I showed up like this.

506
00:25:55.530 --> 00:25:57.020
Hey.

507
00:25:59.000 --> 00:26:01.760
Yes! Yes!

508
00:26:06.710 --> 00:26:08.200
Hey.

509
00:26:08.740 --> 00:26:10.510
Why are you dressed so scary?

510
00:26:10.950 --> 00:26:12.670
It's Halloween.

511
00:26:12.880 --> 00:26:14.370
Have you seen Jason?

512
00:26:14.720 --> 00:26:16.810
You know who's looking fine tonight?

513
00:26:17.020 --> 00:26:19.040
Seth Mosakowski.

514
00:26:19.250 --> 00:26:23.020
- OK, you did not just say that.
- What? He's a good kisser.

515
00:26:23.220 --> 00:26:24.560
He's your cousin.

516
00:26:24.930 --> 00:26:26.520
Yeah, but he's my first cousin.

517
00:26:26.930 --> 00:26:28.900
- Right.
- So you have your cousins

518
00:26:29.100 --> 00:26:30.760
and then you have your first cousins,

519
00:26:30.970 --> 00:26:33.530
- then you have your second cousins...
- No, honey.

520
00:26:34.200 --> 00:26:35.570
That's not right, is it?

521
00:26:35.770 --> 00:26:37.360
That is so not right.

522
00:26:37.570 --> 00:26:39.560
- Hey!
- Hey.

523
00:26:39.770 --> 00:26:41.240
You made it.

524
00:26:41.440 --> 00:26:45.400
And you are... a zombie bride.

525
00:26:45.610 --> 00:26:47.310
An "ex-wife".

526
00:26:47.520 --> 00:26:49.540
Love it. Can I get you
something to drink?

527
00:26:49.750 --> 00:26:51.220
- Yeah.
- Be right back.

528
00:26:51.420 --> 00:26:53.150
Thanks.

529
00:26:54.760 --> 00:26:56.250
Karen, stop it.

530
00:26:56.660 --> 00:26:58.890
- Don't, Karen...
- Hey, Seth!

531
00:27:02.560 --> 00:27:03.830
Hey.

532
00:27:04.030 --> 00:27:05.730
Oh, no.

533
00:27:05.930 --> 00:27:07.260
Didn't anybody tell you?

534
00:27:07.470 --> 00:27:09.030
You were supposed
to wear a costume.

535
00:27:09.400 --> 00:27:12.370
Shut up. I need to talk to you.

536
00:27:12.570 --> 00:27:14.940
- You know that girl Cady?
- Yeah, she's cool.

537
00:27:15.140 --> 00:27:16.440
I invited her tonight.

538
00:27:17.780 --> 00:27:20.210
Well, be careful because
she has a huge crush on you.

539
00:27:20.620 --> 00:27:22.780
Really? How do you know?

540
00:27:23.520 --> 00:27:25.250
Because she told me.

541
00:27:25.450 --> 00:27:27.920
She tells everybody.
It's kind of cute, actually.

542
00:27:28.120 --> 00:27:30.829
She's like a little girl. She, like,
writes all over her notebook,

543
00:27:30.990 --> 00:27:32.320
"Mrs. Aaron Samuels."

544
00:27:32.690 --> 00:27:34.990
And she made this T-shirt that says
"I heart Aaron"

545
00:27:35.200 --> 00:27:37.030
and she wears it
under all her clothes.

546
00:27:37.230 --> 00:27:39.460
- Oh, come on.
- Well, who can blame her?

547
00:27:39.670 --> 00:27:41.030
I mean, you're gorgeous.

548
00:27:42.740 --> 00:27:45.260
And OK, look, I'm not saying
she's a stalker,

549
00:27:45.470 --> 00:27:48.000
but she saved
this Kleenex you used

550
00:27:48.210 --> 00:27:51.650
and she said she's gonna do
some kind of African voodoo with it

551
00:27:51.850 --> 00:27:53.510
to make you like her.

552
00:27:54.080 --> 00:27:55.310
What?

553
00:27:59.690 --> 00:28:00.920
This was it.

554
00:28:01.120 --> 00:28:03.579
Regina said she would talk
to Aaron for me, and now she was.

555
00:28:03.690 --> 00:28:08.130
I know she's kind of socially retarded
and weird, but she's my friend,

556
00:28:08.330 --> 00:28:10.960
so just promise me
you won't make fun of her.

557
00:28:11.170 --> 00:28:12.795
Of course I'm not gonna
make fun of her.

558
00:28:13.370 --> 00:28:14.990
How could Janis hate Regina?

559
00:28:15.200 --> 00:28:17.260
Ste was such a good...

560
00:28:18.270 --> 00:28:19.500
Slut!

561
00:28:26.110 --> 00:28:28.600
What are you doing?
You broke up with me.

562
00:28:28.950 --> 00:28:31.650
That's crazy. Why would
I break up with you?

563
00:28:31.850 --> 00:28:34.050
You're so hot.

564
00:28:40.960 --> 00:28:42.690
That's a scary mask, bro.

565
00:28:43.160 --> 00:28:44.760
I had never felt this feeling before.

566
00:28:44.970 --> 00:28:46.630
I could tear my heartbeat in my ears.

567
00:28:46.830 --> 00:28:49.039
My stomach felt like it was
going to fall out my butt.

568
00:28:49.170 --> 00:28:52.230
I had this lump in my throat like
after you dry-swallow a big pill.

569
00:28:52.440 --> 00:28:55.170
I hated Regina. I hated her!

570
00:29:11.260 --> 00:29:12.750
She took him back.

571
00:29:12.960 --> 00:29:14.620
Regina took Aaron back.

572
00:29:15.000 --> 00:29:18.020
- Oh, no, Cady.
- Why would she do that?

573
00:29:18.230 --> 00:29:19.860
Because she's a life-ruiner.

574
00:29:20.070 --> 00:29:21.800
She ruins people's lives.

575
00:29:22.000 --> 00:29:24.100
When we were 13, she made
people sign this petition

576
00:29:24.310 --> 00:29:26.170
- saying that Janis was...
- Damian! Please!

577
00:29:26.370 --> 00:29:28.359
Look, she's not gonna get away
with this again, OK?

578
00:29:28.440 --> 00:29:31.100
- We're gonna do something.
- We are?

579
00:29:32.980 --> 00:29:34.970
Regina George is an evil dictator.

580
00:29:35.480 --> 00:29:37.540
Now, how do you overthrow a dictator?

581
00:29:37.750 --> 00:29:40.150
You cut off her resources.

582
00:29:40.350 --> 00:29:43.480
Regina would be nothing without
her high-status man candy...

583
00:29:45.060 --> 00:29:46.580
...technically good physique...

584
00:29:48.260 --> 00:29:50.460
...and ignorant band of loyal followers.

585
00:29:52.900 --> 00:29:55.560
Now, Cady, if we want this to work,

586
00:29:55.770 --> 00:29:58.289
you are gonna have to keep hanging
out with them like nothing is wrong.

587
00:29:58.370 --> 00:30:00.000
Can you do it?

588
00:30:00.310 --> 00:30:01.570
I can do it.

589
00:30:01.780 --> 00:30:04.640
OK, let's rock this bitch.

590
00:30:06.180 --> 00:30:09.210
Pretending like nothing was wrong
turned out to be surprisingly easy.

591
00:30:09.420 --> 00:30:12.504
Regina wanted me to tell you that she
was trying to hook you up with Aaron,

592
00:30:12.650 --> 00:30:14.850
but he was just interested
in getting her back.

593
00:30:15.060 --> 00:30:16.390
And that's not Regina's fault.

594
00:30:16.590 --> 00:30:18.920
- No, I know.
- OK, so you're not mad at Regina?

595
00:30:19.160 --> 00:30:20.680
- God, no.
- Oh, OK, good.

596
00:30:20.900 --> 00:30:24.590
Because Regina wanted me
to give you this.

597
00:30:28.070 --> 00:30:29.612
It's called
the South Beach Fat Flush,

598
00:30:29.700 --> 00:30:31.930
and all you drink is
cranberry juice for 72 hours.

599
00:30:32.140 --> 00:30:33.474
This isn't even cranberry juice.

600
00:30:33.570 --> 00:30:35.670
It's cranberry juice cocktail.
It's all sugar.

601
00:30:35.880 --> 00:30:38.970
- I wanna lose 3 pounds.
- You're crazy.

602
00:30:40.050 --> 00:30:43.540
Why do you wear your hair like that?
You hair looks so sexy pushed back.

603
00:30:43.850 --> 00:30:46.840
Cady, will you please tell him
his hair looks sexy pushed back.

604
00:30:47.050 --> 00:30:49.780
Regina was dangling Aaron
in front of me on purpose.

605
00:30:49.990 --> 00:30:52.390
I knew how this would be
settled in the animal world.

606
00:31:02.100 --> 00:31:03.330
But this was Girl World.

607
00:31:03.540 --> 00:31:05.300
Your hair looks sexy pushed back.

608
00:31:06.770 --> 00:31:10.300
And in Girl World,
all the fighting had to be sneaky.

609
00:31:11.550 --> 00:31:15.110
All this cranberry juice
is making me break out.

610
00:31:15.580 --> 00:31:17.950
Wait. I have this really good
skin stuff I'll bring you.

611
00:31:18.150 --> 00:31:19.120
OK.

612
00:31:19.650 --> 00:31:23.020
We kept our eyes open
for opportunities for sabotage.

613
00:31:29.330 --> 00:31:31.160
Regina.

614
00:31:31.370 --> 00:31:32.860
- Here you go.
- Thank you.

615
00:31:37.340 --> 00:31:38.770
- Hey.
- Hey.

616
00:31:43.340 --> 00:31:46.010
Your face smells like peppermint.

617
00:32:19.450 --> 00:32:20.910
This is ass, you guys.

618
00:32:21.550 --> 00:32:25.320
It's been a month, and all we've done
is make Regina's face smell like a foot.

619
00:32:25.520 --> 00:32:26.869
I've been really busy with choir.

620
00:32:26.950 --> 00:32:28.510
We gotta crack Gretchen Wieners.

621
00:32:28.720 --> 00:32:30.554
We crack Gretchen,
and then we crack the lock

622
00:32:30.660 --> 00:32:32.350
on Regina's whole dirty history.

623
00:32:32.560 --> 00:32:34.080
- Say "crack" again.
- Crack.

624
00:32:34.300 --> 00:32:36.290
- All right, let's reconvene tonight.
- I can't.

625
00:32:36.500 --> 00:32:38.970
I have to go to Regina's
to practise for the talent show.

626
00:32:39.170 --> 00:32:42.030
- We're doing a dance to this song...
- "Jingle Bell Rock."

627
00:32:42.240 --> 00:32:43.460
You guys know that song?

628
00:32:43.670 --> 00:32:46.160
Everybody in the English-speaking
world knows that song.

629
00:32:46.370 --> 00:32:48.000
They do it every year.

630
00:32:48.210 --> 00:32:50.110
Well, I have to learn it.

631
00:32:50.310 --> 00:32:52.010
Go.

632
00:32:52.310 --> 00:32:55.180
- Hey.
- Why were you talking to Janis Ian?

633
00:32:55.380 --> 00:32:56.899
I don't know, I mean, she's so weird.

634
00:32:56.980 --> 00:32:59.939
She just, you know, came up to me
and started talking to me about crack.

635
00:33:00.620 --> 00:33:01.920
She's so pathetic.

636
00:33:02.560 --> 00:33:04.550
Let me tell you something
about Janis Ian.

637
00:33:04.760 --> 00:33:06.302
We were best friends
in middle school.

638
00:33:06.490 --> 00:33:07.720
I know, right?

639
00:33:07.930 --> 00:33:10.760
It's so embarrassing.
I don't even... Whatever.

640
00:33:10.970 --> 00:33:13.689
So then in eighth grade, I started
going out with my first boyfriend,

641
00:33:13.770 --> 00:33:16.790
Kyle, who was totally gorgeous,
but then he moved to Indiana.

642
00:33:17.000 --> 00:33:19.400
And Janis was, like,
weirdly jealous of him.

643
00:33:19.610 --> 00:33:21.770
Like, if I would blow her off
to hang out with Kyle,

644
00:33:21.980 --> 00:33:23.970
she'd be like,
"Why didn't you call me back?"

645
00:33:24.180 --> 00:33:27.050
And I'd be like, "Why are you
so obsessed with me?"

646
00:33:27.250 --> 00:33:30.010
So then, for my birthday party,
which was an all-girls pool party,

647
00:33:30.220 --> 00:33:34.150
I was like, "Janis, I can't invite you,
because I think you're a lesbian."

648
00:33:34.360 --> 00:33:36.760
I mean, I couldn't
have a lesbian at my party.

649
00:33:36.960 --> 00:33:39.149
There are gonna be girls there
in their bathing suits.

650
00:33:39.230 --> 00:33:40.720
I mean, right?
She was a lesbian.

651
00:33:41.130 --> 00:33:43.379
So then her mom called my mom
and started yelling at her.

652
00:33:43.460 --> 00:33:44.830
It was so retarded.

653
00:33:45.030 --> 00:33:47.419
And then she dropped out of school
because no one would talk to her.

654
00:33:47.500 --> 00:33:49.417
When she came back
in the fall for high school,

655
00:33:49.600 --> 00:33:52.090
all of her hair was cut off
and she was totally weird,

656
00:33:52.310 --> 00:33:53.640
and now I guess she's on crack.

657
00:33:55.310 --> 00:33:57.140
Oh, my God!
I love your skirt.

658
00:33:57.340 --> 00:33:59.070
Where did you get it?

659
00:33:59.280 --> 00:34:00.840
It was my mom's in the '80s.

660
00:34:01.280 --> 00:34:03.440
Vintage. So adorable.

661
00:34:03.650 --> 00:34:05.350
Thanks.

662
00:34:05.920 --> 00:34:08.080
That is the ugliest F-ing skirt
I've ever seen.

663
00:34:09.690 --> 00:34:12.320
Oh, my God, I love your bracelet.
Where did you get it?

664
00:34:15.700 --> 00:34:17.460
So are you gonna send
any candy canes?

665
00:34:17.670 --> 00:34:19.930
No. I don't send them,
I just get them.

666
00:34:20.430 --> 00:34:22.800
So you better send me one, byotch.

667
00:34:23.000 --> 00:34:24.230
Love you.

668
00:34:25.240 --> 00:34:27.140
I was definitely sending her one.

669
00:34:27.340 --> 00:34:29.970
I was gonna use three candy canes
to crack Gretchen Wieners.

670
00:34:30.180 --> 00:34:31.410
Three, please.

671
00:34:31.610 --> 00:34:35.280
"Why, Man, he doth bestride
the narrow world like a colossus"

672
00:34:35.480 --> 00:34:37.140
might translate into

673
00:34:37.350 --> 00:34:39.720
"Why is he so huge
and obnoxious?"

674
00:34:42.590 --> 00:34:45.790
- Candy cane-grams!
- OK, hurry up.

675
00:34:45.990 --> 00:34:48.620
Taylor Zimmerman?
Two for you.

676
00:34:48.830 --> 00:34:50.320
Glenn Cocco?

677
00:34:50.530 --> 00:34:54.230
Four for you, Glenn Cocco.
You go, Glenn Cocco.

678
00:34:54.440 --> 00:34:56.490
And Cady Heron.

679
00:34:56.700 --> 00:34:58.000
Do we have a Cady Heron here?

680
00:34:58.210 --> 00:35:00.730
- It's Cady.
- Oh, Cady, here you go.

681
00:35:00.940 --> 00:35:04.340
One for you. And none
for Gretchen Wieners. Bye.

682
00:35:06.410 --> 00:35:07.640
Who's that from?

683
00:35:07.850 --> 00:35:10.440
"Thanks for being such
a great friend. Love, Regina."

684
00:35:10.650 --> 00:35:12.310
That's so sweet.

685
00:35:12.650 --> 00:35:15.020
OK, back to Caesar.

686
00:35:15.420 --> 00:35:17.390
Once Gretchen thought
Regina was mad at her,

687
00:35:17.590 --> 00:35:19.390
the secrets started pouring out.

688
00:35:19.590 --> 00:35:21.620
All I had to do was wait for one
we could use.

689
00:35:21.830 --> 00:35:23.300
Thank you.

690
00:35:24.930 --> 00:35:27.990
Welcome to the North Shore
High School winter talent show.

691
00:35:28.200 --> 00:35:30.860
Let me hear you make some noise.

692
00:35:35.780 --> 00:35:37.000
All right, settle down.

693
00:35:38.480 --> 00:35:41.810
Our first act calls himself
a star on the rise.

694
00:35:42.020 --> 00:35:44.280
Let's hear it for Damian.

695
00:35:50.190 --> 00:35:52.090
Don't look at me.

696
00:35:52.960 --> 00:35:56.900
Every day is so wonderful

697
00:35:57.330 --> 00:36:01.390
I mean, why would Regina send
you guys candy canes and not me?

698
00:36:01.600 --> 00:36:03.070
Maybe she forgot about you.

699
00:36:03.270 --> 00:36:05.259
Yeah, Regina has been acting
kind of weird lately.

700
00:36:05.340 --> 00:36:07.030
I mean, is something bothering her?

701
00:36:07.240 --> 00:36:10.400
Well, I mean, her parents totally
don't sleep in the same bed anymore,

702
00:36:10.610 --> 00:36:11.870
if that's what you mean.

703
00:36:12.810 --> 00:36:15.370
Oh, my God.
Don't tell her I told you that.

704
00:36:15.580 --> 00:36:20.450
I am beautiful in every single way

705
00:36:20.650 --> 00:36:23.919
Yes, words can't bring me down

706
00:36:23.920 --> 00:36:25.170
Yes, words can't bring me down

707
00:36:25.860 --> 00:36:29.060
Don't you bring me down today

708
00:36:29.260 --> 00:36:31.420
I mean, no offense,

709
00:36:31.630 --> 00:36:33.260
but why would she send
you a candy cane?

710
00:36:33.470 --> 00:36:34.929
She doesn't even
like you that much.

711
00:36:35.940 --> 00:36:37.232
Maybe she feels weird around me

712
00:36:37.370 --> 00:36:40.640
because I'm the only person
that knows about her nose job.

713
00:36:41.540 --> 00:36:44.380
Oh, my God.
Pretend you didn't hear that.

714
00:36:44.850 --> 00:36:46.310
Yo, yo, yo

715
00:36:46.510 --> 00:36:50.380
All you sucker MCs
Ain't got nothing on me

716
00:36:50.580 --> 00:36:52.622
From my grades to my lines
You can't touch Kevin G

717
00:36:52.790 --> 00:36:54.910
I'm a Mathlete
So nerd is inferred

718
00:36:55.120 --> 00:36:57.279
But forget what you heard
I'm like James Bond the Third

719
00:36:57.360 --> 00:36:59.050
Shaken not stirred
I'm Kevin Gnapoor

720
00:36:59.260 --> 00:37:00.950
The G is silent
when I sneak in your door

721
00:37:01.160 --> 00:37:03.160
And make love to your woman
On the bathroom floor

722
00:37:03.360 --> 00:37:05.420
I don't play it like Staggy
You'll know it was me

723
00:37:05.630 --> 00:37:07.690
Because the next time you see her
She'll be like

724
00:37:07.900 --> 00:37:10.800
- Kevin G!
- Thank you, Kevin, that's enough.

725
00:37:11.000 --> 00:37:12.530
Happy holidays, everybody.

726
00:37:17.850 --> 00:37:20.040
K.G. And the Power of Three.

727
00:37:20.910 --> 00:37:22.680
That was something.

728
00:37:23.380 --> 00:37:25.969
Does it bother you that they still
use your original choreography?

729
00:37:26.050 --> 00:37:27.280
Shut up.

730
00:37:27.490 --> 00:37:29.120
Damn.

731
00:37:29.390 --> 00:37:30.950
- What?
- I'd rather see you out there

732
00:37:31.160 --> 00:37:32.390
shaking that thing.

733
00:37:35.360 --> 00:37:36.735
Gretchen, switch sides with Cady.

734
00:37:37.430 --> 00:37:38.800
But I'm always on your left.

735
00:37:39.000 --> 00:37:42.200
That was when there were three of us,
and now the tallest go in the middle.

736
00:37:42.400 --> 00:37:44.560
But the whole dance
will be backwards.

737
00:37:44.770 --> 00:37:46.300
I'm always on your left.

738
00:37:46.510 --> 00:37:49.480
And right now you're getting
on my last nerve. Switch.

739
00:37:51.110 --> 00:37:54.050
And finally,
please welcome to the stage

740
00:37:54.250 --> 00:37:57.240
Santa's Helpers doing
"Jingle Bell Rock".

741
00:38:08.530 --> 00:38:12.360
Jingle bell, jingle bell
Jingle bell rock

742
00:38:12.570 --> 00:38:16.130
Jingle bells swing
And jingle bells ring

743
00:38:16.340 --> 00:38:19.670
Snowing and blowing
Up bustels of fun

744
00:38:20.410 --> 00:38:23.930
Now the jingle top has begun

745
00:38:24.140 --> 00:38:27.550
Jingle bell, jingle bell
Jingle bell rock

746
00:38:27.750 --> 00:38:31.410
Jingle bells chime
In jingle bell time

747
00:38:31.620 --> 00:38:35.550
Dancing and prancing
In Jingle Bell Square

748
00:38:35.760 --> 00:38:37.090
In the fr...

749
00:38:45.130 --> 00:38:46.430
Jason?

750
00:38:53.010 --> 00:38:56.870
What a bright time
It's the right time

751
00:38:57.080 --> 00:38:59.910
To rock the night away

752
00:39:00.580 --> 00:39:05.310
Jingle bell time
Is a swell time

753
00:39:05.520 --> 00:39:08.780
To go riding in a one-torse sleigh

754
00:39:08.990 --> 00:39:12.430
Giddyap jingle torse
Pick up your feet

755
00:39:12.630 --> 00:39:15.990
Jingle around the clock

756
00:39:16.200 --> 00:39:19.830
Mix and mingle in a jingling beat

757
00:39:20.030 --> 00:39:21.730
That's the jingle bell

758
00:39:21.940 --> 00:39:23.430
That's the jingle bell

759
00:39:23.640 --> 00:39:26.940
That's the jingle bell rock

760
00:39:41.690 --> 00:39:42.982
That was the best it ever went!

761
00:39:43.120 --> 00:39:45.180
- That was awesome.
- Lip gloss.

762
00:39:45.760 --> 00:39:47.780
- Hey, good job, Africa.
- Thanks.

763
00:39:48.360 --> 00:39:50.330
Cady's blushing. Oh, my God.

764
00:39:50.530 --> 00:39:52.900
- You totally have a crush on that guy.
- No, I don't.

765
00:39:53.100 --> 00:39:54.892
That's why you wanted
to join the Mathletes.

766
00:39:55.040 --> 00:39:56.700
Mathletes? You hate math.

767
00:39:56.900 --> 00:39:58.530
Look how red she is.

768
00:39:58.740 --> 00:40:00.970
You love him. And he totally
complimented you.

769
00:40:01.170 --> 00:40:02.800
That is so fetch.

770
00:40:03.240 --> 00:40:05.540
Gretchen, stop trying
to make "fetch" happen.

771
00:40:05.750 --> 00:40:07.210
It's not going to happen.

772
00:40:12.550 --> 00:40:14.880
Why should Caesar get to stomp
around like a giant

773
00:40:15.090 --> 00:40:19.020
while the rest of us try not to get
smushed under his big feet?

774
00:40:19.230 --> 00:40:20.820
What's so great about Caesar?

775
00:40:21.030 --> 00:40:22.690
Brutus is just as cute as Caesar.

776
00:40:22.900 --> 00:40:24.520
OK, Brutus is just
as smart as Caesar.

777
00:40:24.730 --> 00:40:27.189
People totally like Brutus just
as much as they like Caesar.

778
00:40:27.300 --> 00:40:28.919
And when did it become
OK for one person

779
00:40:29.000 --> 00:40:30.260
to be the boss of everybody?

780
00:40:30.470 --> 00:40:32.012
Because that's not
what Rome is about!

781
00:40:32.140 --> 00:40:34.940
We should totally just stab Caesar!"

782
00:40:36.740 --> 00:40:38.970
Gretchen Wieners had cracked.

783
00:40:39.850 --> 00:40:43.480
OK, if you even knew how mean
she really is.

784
00:40:44.020 --> 00:40:47.080
You know that I'm not allowed
to wear hoop earrings, right?

785
00:40:47.290 --> 00:40:50.420
Yeah. Two years ago, she told me
that hoop earrings were her thing

786
00:40:50.620 --> 00:40:52.537
and that I wasn't allowed
to wear them anymore.

787
00:40:52.660 --> 00:40:54.850
And then for my Hanukkah,
my parents got me this pair

788
00:40:55.060 --> 00:40:57.830
of really expensive white-gold hoops.

789
00:40:58.030 --> 00:41:00.930
And I had to pretend
like I didn't even like them,

790
00:41:01.370 --> 00:41:02.600
and it was so sad.

791
00:41:03.270 --> 00:41:04.790
And you know she cheats on Aaron?

792
00:41:05.010 --> 00:41:07.200
Yes. Every Thursday he thinks
she's doing SAT prep.

793
00:41:07.410 --> 00:41:10.160
But really, she's hooking up with
Shane Oman in the projection room

794
00:41:10.340 --> 00:41:12.040
above the auditorium,

795
00:41:12.250 --> 00:41:14.540
and I never told anybody that,
because...

796
00:41:14.750 --> 00:41:18.210
...I'm such a good friend.

797
00:41:20.590 --> 00:41:24.350
Jackpot. Gretchen's secret
had put the plan back in motion.

798
00:41:24.560 --> 00:41:26.435
After Christmas break,
we tried every Thursday

799
00:41:26.630 --> 00:41:28.750
to help Aaron catch Regina
in the act.

800
00:42:00.430 --> 00:42:01.660
Hey.

801
00:42:01.860 --> 00:42:03.350
Hey, what's up?

802
00:42:03.560 --> 00:42:05.120
My purse!

803
00:42:05.930 --> 00:42:07.749
Looks like he's headed
for the projection room

804
00:42:07.830 --> 00:42:09.460
above the auditorium!

805
00:42:19.150 --> 00:42:20.980
Coach Carr?

806
00:42:22.250 --> 00:42:23.940
Trang Pak?

807
00:42:24.150 --> 00:42:24.620
Guys, why did we think
we could do this? We're amateurs.

808
00:42:24.621 --> 00:42:26.509
Guys, why did we think
we could do this? We're amateurs.

809
00:42:26.590 --> 00:42:29.210
No, we just have to regroup.
Think outside our box.

810
00:42:29.420 --> 00:42:31.050
What are Kälteen bars?

811
00:42:31.260 --> 00:42:33.160
They're these weird
Swedish nutrition bars.

812
00:42:33.360 --> 00:42:36.319
My mom used to give them to the kids
in Africa to help them gain weight.

813
00:42:40.400 --> 00:42:43.270
They're these weird nutrition bars
my mom uses to lose weight.

814
00:42:43.470 --> 00:42:45.170
Give me it.

815
00:42:48.010 --> 00:42:50.480
It's all in, like, Swedish or something.

816
00:42:50.940 --> 00:42:53.110
Yeah, you know, there's some
weird ingredient in them

817
00:42:53.310 --> 00:42:55.080
that's not legal in the U.S. yet.

818
00:42:55.280 --> 00:42:57.180
- Ephedrine?
- No.

819
00:42:57.380 --> 00:42:59.510
- Phentermine.
- No.

820
00:43:01.050 --> 00:43:04.460
It burns carbs.
It just burns up all your carbs.

821
00:43:04.790 --> 00:43:07.160
I really wanna lose 3 pounds.

822
00:43:08.430 --> 00:43:09.979
Oh, my God,
what are you talking about?

823
00:43:10.060 --> 00:43:11.330
You're so skinny.

824
00:43:11.530 --> 00:43:12.900
Shut up.

825
00:43:13.670 --> 00:43:15.419
The weird thing about
hanging out with Regina

826
00:43:15.500 --> 00:43:17.389
was that I could hate her,
and at the same time,

827
00:43:17.470 --> 00:43:18.800
I still wanted her to like me.

828
00:43:19.010 --> 00:43:21.370
OK. You have really
good eyebrows.

829
00:43:21.580 --> 00:43:23.200
- Thanks.
- Move.

830
00:43:23.540 --> 00:43:26.140
Same with Gretchen.
The meaner Regina was to her,

831
00:43:26.350 --> 00:43:28.510
the more Gretchen
tried to win Regina back.

832
00:43:28.720 --> 00:43:31.120
Ste knew it was better to be
in The Plastics, hating life

833
00:43:31.320 --> 00:43:32.980
than to not be in at all.

834
00:43:33.420 --> 00:43:36.390
Because being with The Plastics
was like being famous.

835
00:43:36.920 --> 00:43:38.309
People looked at you all the time,

836
00:43:38.390 --> 00:43:40.660
and everybody
just knew stuff about you.

837
00:43:40.860 --> 00:43:43.020
That new girl
moved here from Africa.

838
00:43:43.230 --> 00:43:45.630
I saw Cady Heron wearing
Army pants and flip-flops,

839
00:43:45.830 --> 00:43:48.390
so I bought Army pants
and flip-flops.

840
00:43:48.600 --> 00:43:50.130
That Cady girl is hot.

841
00:43:50.340 --> 00:43:52.310
She might even be hotter
than Regina George.

842
00:43:52.510 --> 00:43:55.240
I hear Regina George
is dating Aaron Samuels again.

843
00:43:55.440 --> 00:43:58.310
The two were seen canoodling
at Chris Eisel's Halloween party.

844
00:43:58.510 --> 00:44:00.740
They've been inseparable ever since.

845
00:44:11.360 --> 00:44:12.760
I was a woman possessed.

846
00:44:12.960 --> 00:44:15.620
I spent about 80 percent
of my time talking about Regina.

847
00:44:15.830 --> 00:44:17.279
And the other 20 percent
of the time,

848
00:44:17.360 --> 00:44:19.189
I was praying for someone
else to bring her up

849
00:44:19.270 --> 00:44:21.060
so I could talk about her more.

850
00:44:21.270 --> 00:44:23.589
She's not even that good-looking
if you really look at her.

851
00:44:23.670 --> 00:44:25.570
I don't know.
Now that's she's getting fatter,

852
00:44:25.770 --> 00:44:27.210
she's got pretty big jugs.

853
00:44:27.410 --> 00:44:29.119
I could hear people
getting bored with me.

854
00:44:29.210 --> 00:44:32.650
But I couldn't stop. It just kept
coming up like word vomit.

855
00:44:33.050 --> 00:44:36.467
I have this theory that if you cut all her
hair off, she'd look like a British man.

856
00:44:36.580 --> 00:44:39.550
Yeah, I know.
You told me that one before.

857
00:44:40.090 --> 00:44:41.350
Hey, I'm having an art show.

858
00:44:41.550 --> 00:44:43.739
So why don't you take
a night off from your double life.

859
00:44:43.820 --> 00:44:46.220
- I want you to see it.
- Coolness.

860
00:44:47.890 --> 00:44:49.120
What is that smell?

861
00:44:49.330 --> 00:44:51.160
Oh, Regina gave me some perfume.

862
00:44:51.360 --> 00:44:53.260
You smell like a baby prostitute.

863
00:44:53.470 --> 00:44:54.730
Thanks.

864
00:44:56.140 --> 00:44:59.400
Meanwhile, I was finding any excuse
I could to talk to Aaron.

865
00:44:59.610 --> 00:45:02.230
I don't get this.
Do you get any of this?

866
00:45:02.680 --> 00:45:04.470
Nice job, Cady.

867
00:45:05.610 --> 00:45:07.740
Kind of seems like you get it.

868
00:45:08.010 --> 00:45:10.740
If I was gonna keep this going,
I was gonna have to really commit.

869
00:45:13.490 --> 00:45:14.920
Not your best.

870
00:45:15.720 --> 00:45:17.820
Damn, Africa, what happened?

871
00:45:18.020 --> 00:45:20.720
- How'd you do?
- Not so good.

872
00:45:20.930 --> 00:45:22.520
You know, I think I need a tutor.

873
00:45:23.260 --> 00:45:26.260
I'll tutor you, if you ever wanna get
together after school or something.

874
00:45:26.400 --> 00:45:28.160
Do you think Regina would mind?

875
00:45:28.370 --> 00:45:29.930
No. You guys are friends.

876
00:45:32.640 --> 00:45:34.630
Well, maybe we just won't tell her.

877
00:45:35.140 --> 00:45:37.370
So, what did you get for this one?

878
00:45:37.580 --> 00:45:39.372
Well, the first time I did it,
I got a zero.

879
00:45:39.580 --> 00:45:42.410
- Wrong.
- But then when I checked it, I got...

880
00:45:42.620 --> 00:45:44.140
- ...one.
- There you go.

881
00:45:44.350 --> 00:45:45.940
I got one too.

882
00:45:46.590 --> 00:45:49.110
Yeah, you have to check it
because sometimes the product

883
00:45:49.320 --> 00:45:51.810
of two negative integers
is a positive number.

884
00:45:52.290 --> 00:45:54.490
Yeah, like negative four
and negative six.

885
00:45:55.160 --> 00:45:57.820
That's right. That's good.

886
00:45:58.030 --> 00:46:00.120
Well, you're a good tutor.

887
00:46:08.510 --> 00:46:12.840
Man, look, I... I can't do this.

888
00:46:13.050 --> 00:46:15.810
- It's not fair to Regina.
- Why do you like her?

889
00:46:16.020 --> 00:46:18.710
Look, I know she can be really
mean sometimes, but...

890
00:46:18.920 --> 00:46:20.820
- Then why do you like her?
- Why do you?

891
00:46:21.390 --> 00:46:23.209
Look, there's good and bad
to everybody. Right?

892
00:46:23.290 --> 00:46:24.980
Regina's just...

893
00:46:25.190 --> 00:46:28.020
- She's just more up-front about it.
- Oh, no. It was coming up.

894
00:46:28.230 --> 00:46:30.079
The word vomit.
I didn't mean to say it, but...

895
00:46:30.160 --> 00:46:31.930
She's cheating on you!

896
00:46:34.100 --> 00:46:35.530
What?

897
00:46:40.110 --> 00:46:42.400
Did he say why?

898
00:46:42.610 --> 00:46:44.510
Somebody told him
about Shane Oman.

899
00:46:45.080 --> 00:46:46.410
Who?

900
00:46:46.610 --> 00:46:48.152
He said some guy
on the baseball team.

901
00:46:48.310 --> 00:46:50.440
Baseball team?

902
00:46:50.650 --> 00:46:54.050
I gave him everything.
I was half a virgin when I met him.

903
00:46:54.250 --> 00:46:55.780
You wanna do something fun?

904
00:46:56.620 --> 00:46:58.180
You wanna go to Taco Bell?

905
00:46:58.390 --> 00:47:01.720
I can't go to Taco Bell,
I'm on an all-carb diet.

906
00:47:01.930 --> 00:47:04.760
God, Karen, you are so stupid!

907
00:47:04.960 --> 00:47:06.450
Regina, wait. Talk to me.

908
00:47:06.670 --> 00:47:09.760
- Nobody understands me.
- I understand you.

909
00:47:10.200 --> 00:47:11.800
You're not stupid, Karen.

910
00:47:12.010 --> 00:47:14.200
No. I am, actually.

911
00:47:14.410 --> 00:47:16.600
I'm failing almost everything.

912
00:47:16.810 --> 00:47:18.740
Well, there must be something
you're good at.

913
00:47:20.550 --> 00:47:22.310
I can put my whole fist
in my mouth.

914
00:47:22.520 --> 00:47:23.740
Wanna see?

915
00:47:23.950 --> 00:47:25.780
No. That's OK.

916
00:47:25.990 --> 00:47:27.250
Anything else?

917
00:47:28.250 --> 00:47:30.090
I'm kind of psychic.

918
00:47:30.290 --> 00:47:32.160
I have a fifth sense.

919
00:47:32.930 --> 00:47:36.230
- What do you mean?
- It's like I have ESPN or something.

920
00:47:36.760 --> 00:47:40.060
My breasts can always tell
when it's gonna rain.

921
00:47:41.530 --> 00:47:44.090
Really? That's amazing.

922
00:47:45.040 --> 00:47:47.970
Well, they can tell when it's raining.

923
00:47:51.980 --> 00:47:53.810
I have to admit,
I was mildly horrified

924
00:47:54.010 --> 00:47:56.385
when Aaron didn't immediately
ask me to be his girlfriend.

925
00:47:56.520 --> 00:47:58.854
I mean, I know he was sad,
but how much time did he need?

926
00:47:58.950 --> 00:48:00.440
Regina had moved on.

927
00:48:03.260 --> 00:48:05.620
Do you guys need anything?
Some snacks?

928
00:48:06.160 --> 00:48:07.520
A condom?

929
00:48:07.730 --> 00:48:11.160
Let me know.
Oh, God love you.

930
00:48:11.360 --> 00:48:13.152
But overall, the plan
was going pretty well.

931
00:48:13.300 --> 00:48:15.430
Aaron had dumped Regina,
and she was unknowingly

932
00:48:15.640 --> 00:48:17.300
eating 5,000 calories a day.

933
00:48:17.500 --> 00:48:19.792
It was time to turn our attention
to the army of skanks.

934
00:48:21.210 --> 00:48:23.979
And finally, the nominees for
Spring Fling Queen are as follows:

935
00:48:23.980 --> 00:48:26.099
And finally, the nominees for
Spring Fling Queen are as follows:

936
00:48:26.180 --> 00:48:28.370
Regina George.

937
00:48:29.920 --> 00:48:31.940
Gretchen Wieners.

938
00:48:33.990 --> 00:48:35.220
Janis Ian.

939
00:48:36.060 --> 00:48:38.220
What is happening to the world?

940
00:48:38.930 --> 00:48:40.360
And the final nominee...

941
00:48:40.560 --> 00:48:43.050
I couldn't help myself.
It was so easy.

942
00:48:43.260 --> 00:48:44.490
...is Cady Heron.

943
00:48:45.230 --> 00:48:47.730
Damian, you put me in there too?
That's not part of the plan.

944
00:48:47.870 --> 00:48:49.490
I didn't put you in there.

945
00:48:49.700 --> 00:48:51.800
You mean I'm really nominated?

946
00:48:55.740 --> 00:48:58.300
In January, Regina had put
a Spring Fling dress on hold

947
00:48:58.510 --> 00:49:00.040
at a store called 1-3-5.

948
00:49:00.250 --> 00:49:02.240
But being Plastic,
she needed our advice

949
00:49:02.450 --> 00:49:03.799
before she could actually buy it.

950
00:49:03.880 --> 00:49:05.580
Can someone zip me up?

951
00:49:08.450 --> 00:49:11.010
- It won't close.
- It's a 5.

952
00:49:11.220 --> 00:49:12.850
OK, it must be marked wrong.

953
00:49:13.060 --> 00:49:15.930
Cady, all I've been eating are
these Kälteen bars. They suck.

954
00:49:16.130 --> 00:49:18.290
No, no, this is just how they work.

955
00:49:18.500 --> 00:49:19.860
This is all your water weight.

956
00:49:20.070 --> 00:49:22.690
First you bloat, and then you
drop 10 pounds like that:

957
00:49:23.470 --> 00:49:25.800
Well, the Kälteen bars
have burned up all your carbs,

958
00:49:26.010 --> 00:49:27.730
and now your body's
just running on water.

959
00:49:27.940 --> 00:49:30.107
But once the water's gone,
then you'll be all muscle.

960
00:49:30.210 --> 00:49:31.910
It explains it all on the label.

961
00:49:32.110 --> 00:49:33.540
You know Swedish?

962
00:49:33.750 --> 00:49:36.370
Yeah, everyone in Africa
can read Swedish.

963
00:49:36.950 --> 00:49:39.010
Ma'am, do you have this
in the next size up?

964
00:49:39.220 --> 00:49:42.120
Sorry. We only carry
sizes 1, 3 and 5.

965
00:49:42.320 --> 00:49:43.550
You could try Sears.

966
00:49:55.540 --> 00:49:57.200
Cady.

967
00:49:57.400 --> 00:50:00.460
I need your parents to sign this
so they know that you're failing.

968
00:50:01.140 --> 00:50:02.370
Failing?

969
00:50:02.580 --> 00:50:04.497
You know what's weird
about your quizzes, Cady,

970
00:50:04.680 --> 00:50:07.440
is that all the work is right
and just the answers are wrong.

971
00:50:07.810 --> 00:50:10.010
- Really?
- Really.

972
00:50:10.220 --> 00:50:12.080
Cady, I know that having a boyfriend

973
00:50:12.290 --> 00:50:15.120
may seem like the most important
thing in the world right now,

974
00:50:15.320 --> 00:50:17.987
but you don't have to dumb yourself
down to get guys to like you.

975
00:50:18.160 --> 00:50:19.750
- How would you know?
- I know,

976
00:50:19.960 --> 00:50:21.930
"How would I know", right?

977
00:50:22.130 --> 00:50:25.220
I'm divorced.
I'm broke from getting divorced.

978
00:50:25.430 --> 00:50:28.460
The only guy that ever calls my house
is Randy from Chase Visa.

979
00:50:29.040 --> 00:50:30.260
And you know why?

980
00:50:30.470 --> 00:50:33.030
Because I'm a pusher.
I push people.

981
00:50:33.240 --> 00:50:36.000
I pushed my husband into law school.
That was a bust.

982
00:50:36.210 --> 00:50:38.470
I pushed myself
into working three jobs.

983
00:50:38.680 --> 00:50:40.080
And now I'm gonna push you

984
00:50:40.280 --> 00:50:42.180
because I know
you're smarter than this.

985
00:50:42.380 --> 00:50:44.547
Thanks, Ms. Norbury.
And if there's anything I can do

986
00:50:44.720 --> 00:50:46.209
for extra credit, please let me know.

987
00:50:46.290 --> 00:50:47.650
Oh, I will.

988
00:50:48.290 --> 00:50:50.590
I hate her! I mean, she's totally
failing me on purpose

989
00:50:50.790 --> 00:50:52.549
because I didn't join
those stupid Mathletes!

990
00:50:52.630 --> 00:50:53.850
She was so queer.

991
00:50:54.060 --> 00:50:56.650
She was like, "I'm a pusher, Cady.
I'm a pusher."

992
00:50:57.730 --> 00:50:58.960
What does that even mean?

993
00:50:59.170 --> 00:51:01.160
- Like a drug pusher?
- Probably.

994
00:51:01.370 --> 00:51:02.890
She said she works three jobs.

995
00:51:03.100 --> 00:51:04.789
You know, I bet she sells drugs
on the side

996
00:51:04.870 --> 00:51:06.204
to pay for her pathetic divorce.

997
00:51:06.310 --> 00:51:08.170
You let it out, honey.

998
00:51:08.370 --> 00:51:10.340
Put it in the book.

999
00:51:15.050 --> 00:51:17.180
I know it may look
like I'd become a bitch,

1000
00:51:17.380 --> 00:51:19.820
but that's only because
I was acting like a bitch.

1001
00:51:20.020 --> 00:51:22.720
Hey, I called you last night.
How come you didn't call me back?

1002
00:51:22.920 --> 00:51:24.860
Oh, I got busy. Sorry.

1003
00:51:25.060 --> 00:51:27.550
So you need a ride to my art show
this weekend?

1004
00:51:28.190 --> 00:51:30.360
No. I have to go to Madison
with my parents.

1005
00:51:30.560 --> 00:51:32.090
I'm so sorry.

1006
00:51:32.300 --> 00:51:33.890
Well, you wanna
watch a movie tonight?

1007
00:51:34.100 --> 00:51:37.300
Can't. I'm doing major
Plastic sabotage tonight.

1008
00:51:37.540 --> 00:51:40.030
But we don't have anything
planned for tonight.

1009
00:51:40.240 --> 00:51:42.470
Oh, I planned this one on my own.

1010
00:51:42.680 --> 00:51:43.900
Love you. Bye.

1011
00:51:46.880 --> 00:51:48.229
Gretchen thinks you're mad at her

1012
00:51:48.310 --> 00:51:50.069
because she's running
for Spring Fling Queen.

1013
00:51:50.150 --> 00:51:53.210
Oh, my God, I'm not mad at her.
I'm worried about her.

1014
00:51:53.420 --> 00:51:55.579
I think somebody nominated her
as a joke or something.

1015
00:51:55.660 --> 00:51:58.720
And when nobody votes for her,
she's gonna have a total meltdown.

1016
00:51:58.930 --> 00:52:01.220
And who's gonna have
to take care of her? Me.

1017
00:52:01.430 --> 00:52:04.790
So you don't think
anyone will vote for her?

1018
00:52:05.000 --> 00:52:06.760
Cady, she's not pretty.

1019
00:52:06.970 --> 00:52:09.090
I mean, that sounds bad,
but whatever.

1020
00:52:09.300 --> 00:52:11.360
The Spring Fling Queen
is always pretty.

1021
00:52:11.570 --> 00:52:13.630
And the crazy thing is
is that it should be Karen,

1022
00:52:13.840 --> 00:52:16.430
but people forget about her
because she's such a slut.

1023
00:52:16.640 --> 00:52:18.670
Anyway, I gotta go.
I'm going to bed.

1024
00:52:21.780 --> 00:52:24.150
Well, she's not mad at you.

1025
00:52:24.350 --> 00:52:26.980
- Hold on.
- Are you OK?

1026
00:52:34.260 --> 00:52:36.320
- Hello?
- If someone said something bad

1027
00:52:36.530 --> 00:52:38.322
about you, you'd want me
to tell you, right?

1028
00:52:39.530 --> 00:52:40.860
- No.
- What if it was someone

1029
00:52:41.070 --> 00:52:42.500
you thought was your friend?

1030
00:52:42.700 --> 00:52:44.690
What are you...?
Hold on. Other line.

1031
00:52:44.900 --> 00:52:47.029
- I'm not taking this anymore.
- Good for you, Gretch.

1032
00:52:47.110 --> 00:52:48.540
- Hello?
- Let's go out.

1033
00:52:48.740 --> 00:52:50.830
OK. Hold on. I'm on the other
line with Gretchen.

1034
00:52:51.040 --> 00:52:53.410
Don't invite Gretchen.
She's driving me nuts.

1035
00:52:53.610 --> 00:52:55.240
- Hold on.
- OK, hurry up.

1036
00:52:56.350 --> 00:52:57.580
It's Regina.

1037
00:52:57.780 --> 00:53:00.669
She wants to hang out with me
tonight, but she told me not to tell you.

1038
00:53:00.750 --> 00:53:02.380
Do not hang out with her.

1039
00:53:02.590 --> 00:53:05.180
- Why?
- You don't want me to tell you.

1040
00:53:05.390 --> 00:53:06.920
You can tell me. Hold on.

1041
00:53:08.590 --> 00:53:10.990
Oh, my God,
she's so annoying.

1042
00:53:11.200 --> 00:53:12.430
Who is?

1043
00:53:12.630 --> 00:53:14.660
- Who's this?
- Gretchen.

1044
00:53:14.870 --> 00:53:16.930
Right. Hold on.

1045
00:53:18.370 --> 00:53:22.810
- Oh, my God, she's so annoying.
- I know. Just get rid of her.

1046
00:53:24.680 --> 00:53:25.910
OK. What is it?

1047
00:53:26.110 --> 00:53:29.010
Regina says everyone hates you
because you're such a slut.

1048
00:53:29.780 --> 00:53:31.340
She said that?

1049
00:53:31.550 --> 00:53:33.310
You didn't hear it from me.

1050
00:53:34.350 --> 00:53:37.080
- Little harsh, Gretch.
- Whatever. She has a right to know.

1051
00:53:37.290 --> 00:53:39.090
I can't go out.

1052
00:53:39.930 --> 00:53:41.330
I'm sick.

1053
00:53:41.530 --> 00:53:43.520
Boo. You whore.

1054
00:53:49.170 --> 00:53:50.930
Regina,

1055
00:53:51.140 --> 00:53:52.430
we have to talk to you.

1056
00:53:52.640 --> 00:53:54.330
Is butter a carb?

1057
00:53:54.840 --> 00:53:56.140
Yes.

1058
00:53:56.340 --> 00:53:59.000
Regina, you're wearing sweatpants.

1059
00:53:59.210 --> 00:54:00.440
It's Monday.

1060
00:54:01.180 --> 00:54:03.240
- So?
- So that's against the rules

1061
00:54:03.450 --> 00:54:04.940
and you can't sit with us.

1062
00:54:05.420 --> 00:54:07.720
Whatever. Those rules aren't real.

1063
00:54:08.690 --> 00:54:10.450
They were real
that day I wore a vest.

1064
00:54:10.660 --> 00:54:13.650
- Because that vest was disgusting.
- You can't sit with us!

1065
00:54:20.570 --> 00:54:23.330
These sweatpants are all
that fits me right now.

1066
00:54:29.980 --> 00:54:31.270
Fine.

1067
00:54:31.480 --> 00:54:33.470
You can walk home, bitches.

1068
00:54:34.650 --> 00:54:37.280
Watch where you're going, fat-ass!

1069
00:54:44.860 --> 00:54:47.420
Gretchen and Karen followed me
around all afternoon.

1070
00:54:47.630 --> 00:54:49.979
- So, what are we doing this weekend?
- Yeah, what are we doing?

1071
00:54:50.060 --> 00:54:51.852
Oh, I have to go to Madison
with my parents.

1072
00:54:52.300 --> 00:54:53.890
What...?

1073
00:54:54.100 --> 00:54:55.690
We have tickets for this thing.

1074
00:54:55.900 --> 00:54:57.890
- What?
- What?

1075
00:54:58.100 --> 00:55:00.400
Was I the new queen bee?

1076
00:55:01.670 --> 00:55:03.040
I can try and get out of it.

1077
00:55:03.380 --> 00:55:04.600
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Yeah.

1078
00:55:04.810 --> 00:55:07.680
Because I told my friend Janis
I'd go to her art show.

1079
00:55:07.880 --> 00:55:09.870
We've had these tickets for months.

1080
00:55:10.080 --> 00:55:12.070
You love Ladysmith Black Mambazo.

1081
00:55:12.290 --> 00:55:14.750
But she's my friend,
and I made her a promise.

1082
00:55:15.190 --> 00:55:17.920
I think Cady's old enough
to spend one night on her own.

1083
00:55:21.430 --> 00:55:24.560
I had learned how to control
everyone around me.

1084
00:55:25.530 --> 00:55:28.360
Hey. I'm having a small get-together
at my house tomorrow night.

1085
00:55:28.970 --> 00:55:31.560
- Is Regina going?
- No. Do you think I'm an idiot?

1086
00:55:31.770 --> 00:55:33.389
No, it's just gonna be
a few cool people,

1087
00:55:33.470 --> 00:55:35.012
and you better be
one of them, byotch.

1088
00:55:35.640 --> 00:55:37.540
- Fine, I'll go.
- Shut up.

1089
00:55:37.740 --> 00:55:39.730
I love that shirt on you.

1090
00:55:45.320 --> 00:55:48.410
Aaron Samuels was going to be
in my house at my party.

1091
00:55:48.620 --> 00:55:50.450
Everything had to be perfect.

1092
00:55:55.130 --> 00:55:56.620
And this time when Aaron saw me,

1093
00:55:56.830 --> 00:55:59.390
I wouldn't be caught
in some ridiculous costume.

1094
00:56:00.070 --> 00:56:01.290
Hey, guys.

1095
00:56:02.700 --> 00:56:04.430
- You look awesome!
- You look awesome!

1096
00:56:04.640 --> 00:56:06.070
I know, right?

1097
00:56:06.270 --> 00:56:08.489
OK, so I got enough cheese
and crackers for eight people.

1098
00:56:08.570 --> 00:56:10.300
Do you think that's enough?

1099
00:56:10.510 --> 00:56:12.340
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Oh, yeah.

1100
00:56:12.550 --> 00:56:14.140
OK.

1101
00:56:17.950 --> 00:56:19.180
It was not enough.

1102
00:56:19.390 --> 00:56:21.950
Somehow, the word had gotten out
about my small get-together.

1103
00:56:22.150 --> 00:56:24.180
Jason is here with Taylor Wedell.

1104
00:56:24.390 --> 00:56:26.190
He's just using her
to make you mad.

1105
00:56:26.390 --> 00:56:28.950
- Have you guys seen Aaron yet?
- No.

1106
00:56:30.700 --> 00:56:33.490
Dude, put on
"The Ramayana Monkey Chant".

1107
00:56:42.410 --> 00:56:45.400
- Do I know you?
- Deek! What up, dog?

1108
00:56:52.080 --> 00:56:54.310
She thinks she's gonna have
a party and not invite me?

1109
00:56:54.520 --> 00:56:56.509
- Who does she think she is?
- You're right, hon.

1110
00:56:56.590 --> 00:56:59.080
I, like, invented her,
you know what I mean?

1111
00:57:07.200 --> 00:57:09.170
Jason.

1112
00:57:09.370 --> 00:57:10.860
I have to talk to you.

1113
00:57:12.040 --> 00:57:13.510
Whatever.

1114
00:57:14.510 --> 00:57:16.600
- I love you.
- I know, I know.

1115
00:57:19.410 --> 00:57:22.180
Hey! Put that down!

1116
00:57:28.090 --> 00:57:30.110
Was Aaron blowing me off?

1117
00:57:37.330 --> 00:57:39.820
What's up?
Gretchen came to talk to me.

1118
00:57:40.030 --> 00:57:41.730
- Oh, no.
- Look,

1119
00:57:41.930 --> 00:57:45.370
I don't wanna hurt your feelings,
but I only date women of color.

1120
00:57:46.510 --> 00:57:47.900
I have to pee.

1121
00:58:00.890 --> 00:58:02.440
Get out.

1122
00:58:47.070 --> 00:58:48.290
- Hey.
- Hey.

1123
00:58:48.500 --> 00:58:49.959
I've been looking
for you everywhere.

1124
00:58:50.040 --> 00:58:51.330
Me too.

1125
00:58:53.470 --> 00:58:55.410
You look...

1126
00:58:56.040 --> 00:58:58.340
- New clothes?
- Thanks.

1127
00:58:59.650 --> 00:59:00.980
You wanna go downstairs?

1128
00:59:01.180 --> 00:59:03.510
No, no. Let's stay here.

1129
00:59:06.650 --> 00:59:08.309
Thanks for getting me
to come out tonight.

1130
00:59:08.390 --> 00:59:09.620
Yeah, sure, no problem.

1131
00:59:09.820 --> 00:59:12.790
I wasted too much time
being pissed off at Regina.

1132
00:59:12.990 --> 00:59:14.480
No more liars.

1133
00:59:14.690 --> 00:59:16.520
I would never lie to you.

1134
00:59:16.730 --> 00:59:18.490
I know, I know.

1135
00:59:18.700 --> 00:59:20.100
Although...

1136
00:59:20.300 --> 00:59:22.630
OK, listen.
I mean, I did lie to you once,

1137
00:59:22.840 --> 00:59:25.007
but you're totally gonna laugh
when I tell you, so...

1138
00:59:25.170 --> 00:59:26.800
Tell me what?

1139
00:59:28.170 --> 00:59:30.970
I pretended to be bad at math
so that you'd help me.

1140
00:59:31.180 --> 00:59:34.240
But the thing is,
I'm not really bad at math.

1141
00:59:34.450 --> 00:59:37.380
I'm actually really good at math.
You're kind of bad at math.

1142
00:59:37.950 --> 00:59:40.110
Anyways, now I'm failing.
Isn't that funny?

1143
00:59:40.590 --> 00:59:42.950
Wait. You're failing on purpose?
That's stupid.

1144
00:59:43.160 --> 00:59:45.820
No. Not on purpose.
Just, you know...

1145
00:59:46.030 --> 00:59:47.614
I just wanted a reason to talk to you.

1146
00:59:47.790 --> 00:59:49.420
So why didn't you just talk to me?

1147
00:59:49.630 --> 00:59:51.560
Well, because I couldn't.
Because of Regina.

1148
00:59:51.760 --> 00:59:53.320
Because you were her property...

1149
00:59:53.530 --> 00:59:55.660
- Her property?
- No. Shut up. Not her property...

1150
00:59:55.870 --> 00:59:57.360
No, don't tell me to shut up.

1151
00:59:57.570 --> 00:59:59.230
- I wasn't...
- God, you know what?

1152
00:59:59.670 --> 01:00:02.300
You are just like a clone of Regina.

1153
01:00:02.510 --> 01:00:05.170
Oh, no, no, listen to me.
You're not listening to me...

1154
01:00:05.380 --> 01:00:09.710
Oh, no. It was coming up again.
Word vomit. No, wait a minute...

1155
01:00:09.920 --> 01:00:12.710
- What is this?!
- Actual vomit.

1156
01:00:16.090 --> 01:00:17.450
Aaron!

1157
01:00:17.760 --> 01:00:19.820
Aaron, wait! Just...

1158
01:00:21.260 --> 01:00:23.820
OK. Call me.

1159
01:00:28.530 --> 01:00:31.630
- Oh, God.
- You dirty little liar.

1160
01:00:31.840 --> 01:00:33.670
I'm sorry. I can explain.

1161
01:00:33.870 --> 01:00:36.100
Explain how you forgot
to invite us to your party?

1162
01:00:36.310 --> 01:00:37.759
Janis, I cannot stop this car.
I have a curfew.

1163
01:00:37.840 --> 01:00:40.740
You know I couldn't invite you.
I had to pretend to be Plastic.

1164
01:00:40.950 --> 01:00:42.970
Hey, buddy, you're not
pretending anymore.

1165
01:00:43.180 --> 01:00:46.150
You're Plastic.
Cold, shiny, hard Plastic.

1166
01:00:46.550 --> 01:00:48.280
Curfew, 1 a.m. It is now 1:10.

1167
01:00:48.490 --> 01:00:50.180
Did you have an awesome time?

1168
01:00:50.390 --> 01:00:53.520
Did you drink awesome shooters
and listen to awesome music,

1169
01:00:53.730 --> 01:00:56.520
and then just sit around and soak up
each other's awesomeness?

1170
01:00:56.730 --> 01:00:58.179
You're the one who made me like this

1171
01:00:58.260 --> 01:01:00.600
so you could use me
for your eighth-grade revenge.

1172
01:01:00.800 --> 01:01:03.630
God! See, at least me and
Regina George know we're mean.

1173
01:01:03.840 --> 01:01:08.240
You try to act like you're so innocent.
Like, "Oh, I used to live in Africa

1174
01:01:08.440 --> 01:01:10.559
with all the little birdies
and the little monkeys."

1175
01:01:10.640 --> 01:01:13.474
You know what? It's not my fault
you're in love with me or something!

1176
01:01:13.650 --> 01:01:15.240
- What?!
- Oh, no she did not!

1177
01:01:15.450 --> 01:01:17.610
See? That is the thing
with you Plastics.

1178
01:01:17.820 --> 01:01:20.280
You think that everybody
is in love with you,

1179
01:01:20.490 --> 01:01:22.610
when actually, everybody hates you.

1180
01:01:22.820 --> 01:01:24.580
Like Aaron Samuels, for example.

1181
01:01:24.790 --> 01:01:26.620
He broke up with Regina
and guess what.

1182
01:01:26.830 --> 01:01:28.420
He still doesn't want you.

1183
01:01:28.630 --> 01:01:31.790
So why are you still messing
with Regina, Cady? I'll tell you why.

1184
01:01:32.000 --> 01:01:35.560
Because you are a mean girl!
You're a bitch!

1185
01:01:36.470 --> 01:01:39.670
Here. You can have this.
It won a prize.

1186
01:01:42.040 --> 01:01:44.340
And I want my pink shirt back!

1187
01:01:44.540 --> 01:01:47.240
I want my pink shirt back!

1188
01:02:01.290 --> 01:02:02.730
Hon, slow down.

1189
01:02:02.930 --> 01:02:05.490
It's like I can't trust anyone anymore.

1190
01:02:06.630 --> 01:02:08.100
Why are you eating a Kälteen bar?

1191
01:02:08.300 --> 01:02:10.700
- I'm starving.
- Man, I hate those things.

1192
01:02:10.900 --> 01:02:14.340
Coach Carr makes us eat those when
we wanna move up a weight class.

1193
01:02:15.910 --> 01:02:17.170
What?

1194
01:02:17.980 --> 01:02:20.380
They make you gain weight like crazy.

1195
01:02:21.580 --> 01:02:23.380
Mother...

1196
01:02:48.510 --> 01:02:54.840
This girl is the nastiest skank bitch

1197
01:02:55.050 --> 01:02:59.310
I've ever met.

1198
01:02:59.520 --> 01:03:07.520
Do not trust her. She is a fugly slut!

1199
01:03:28.150 --> 01:03:33.480
I found it in the girls' bathroom.
It's so mean, Mr. Duvall.

1200
01:03:33.690 --> 01:03:34.980
Is this true?

1201
01:03:35.190 --> 01:03:37.350
Trang Pak made out with Coach Carr?

1202
01:03:38.890 --> 01:03:41.420
Good Lord.

1203
01:03:41.630 --> 01:03:44.120
What's that say?
"Kaitlyn Caussin is a..."?

1204
01:03:44.330 --> 01:03:45.990
Fat whore.

1205
01:03:49.100 --> 01:03:51.190
OK, calm down, Miss George.

1206
01:03:51.840 --> 01:03:55.360
Why would someone write that?
That's just so mean.

1207
01:03:55.840 --> 01:03:58.170
Don't worry, we're gonna
find out who did it.

1208
01:03:58.380 --> 01:04:00.940
There's only three girls
in the whole school who aren't in it.

1209
01:04:01.950 --> 01:04:04.470
At your age, you're gonna
be having a lot of urges.

1210
01:04:04.680 --> 01:04:07.880
You're gonna want to take off
your clothes and touch each other.

1211
01:04:08.250 --> 01:04:12.620
But if you do touch each other,
you will get chlamydia. And die.

1212
01:04:12.830 --> 01:04:14.220
Coach Carr.

1213
01:04:17.600 --> 01:04:20.060
Cady Heron, they wanna see you
in the principal's office.

1214
01:04:22.630 --> 01:04:26.760
All right, chlamydia. K-L-A...

1215
01:04:29.540 --> 01:04:31.510
In here, Miss Heron.

1216
01:04:39.890 --> 01:04:42.980
- What's going on?
- Have a seat, Miss Heron.

1217
01:04:46.930 --> 01:04:48.950
- Have you ever seen this before?
- No.

1218
01:04:49.500 --> 01:04:51.830
I mean, yes, I've seen it before,
but it's not mine.

1219
01:04:52.030 --> 01:04:53.849
You better get your story straight,
Miss Heron,

1220
01:04:53.930 --> 01:04:55.700
because I'm not messing
around here.

1221
01:04:55.900 --> 01:04:57.600
It's not ours, it's Regina's.

1222
01:04:57.840 --> 01:05:01.530
Yeah, she's trying to make it look
like we wrote it, but really, she wrote it.

1223
01:05:01.740 --> 01:05:07.980
Miss Wieners, why would Regina
refer to herself as a "fugly slut"?

1224
01:05:10.580 --> 01:05:13.280
Miss Smith, this is no time
to be laughing.

1225
01:05:13.490 --> 01:05:15.680
We're gonna get to the bottom
of this right now.

1226
01:05:34.140 --> 01:05:37.600
Maybe we're not in that book,
because everybody likes us.

1227
01:05:37.810 --> 01:05:40.070
And I don't wanna be punished
for being well-liked.

1228
01:05:40.610 --> 01:05:44.340
And I don't think my father,
the inventor of Toaster Strudel,

1229
01:05:44.550 --> 01:05:46.520
would be too pleased
to hear about this.

1230
01:05:55.630 --> 01:05:57.750
"Made out with a hot dog"?

1231
01:05:57.960 --> 01:06:00.900
Oh, my God, that was one time!

1232
01:06:03.200 --> 01:06:07.430
"Dawn Schweitzer has a huge ass"?
Who would write that?

1233
01:06:07.640 --> 01:06:09.370
Who wouldn't write that?

1234
01:06:10.740 --> 01:06:12.840
"Trang Pak made out
with Coach Carr"?

1235
01:06:13.050 --> 01:06:14.600
And so did Sun Jin Dinh.

1236
01:06:22.490 --> 01:06:25.460
Hey! Hey! Settle down!
All right, hey.

1237
01:06:25.660 --> 01:06:28.560
No. You do not push and sh...

1238
01:06:42.270 --> 01:06:44.070
Do you have anything else
you wanna say?

1239
01:06:44.280 --> 01:06:45.729
No, I can't answer any
more questions

1240
01:06:45.810 --> 01:06:47.470
until I have a parent
or lawyer present.

1241
01:06:48.710 --> 01:06:49.940
Miss Smith?

1242
01:06:51.080 --> 01:06:54.610
Whoever wrote it probably didn't
think anyone would ever see it?

1243
01:06:54.820 --> 01:06:57.250
I hope that nobody else
ever does see it.

1244
01:07:08.770 --> 01:07:11.260
Mom, can you pick me up?
I'm scared.

1245
01:07:12.440 --> 01:07:14.770
- "Janis Ian, dyke"?
- That's original.

1246
01:07:14.970 --> 01:07:16.740
- "Too gay to function"?!
- Hey!

1247
01:07:16.940 --> 01:07:19.000
That's only OK when I say it.

1248
01:07:19.210 --> 01:07:22.080
- Did you write this?
- No, I swear!

1249
01:07:22.280 --> 01:07:24.940
- Then you told somebody!
- She told!

1250
01:07:25.220 --> 01:07:28.240
- You little bitch!
- You're a bitch!

1251
01:07:30.320 --> 01:07:32.290
Yeah! Take your top off!

1252
01:07:34.290 --> 01:07:36.540
- Now, here's what we're gonna do...
- Ron, come quick!

1253
01:07:36.660 --> 01:07:40.000
They've gone wild.
The girls have gone wild.

1254
01:07:49.170 --> 01:07:51.340
It was full-tilt jungle madness.

1255
01:07:54.810 --> 01:07:56.780
And it wasn't going away.

1256
01:08:03.220 --> 01:08:05.850
Hey, I pulled these two off each other.

1257
01:08:06.060 --> 01:08:08.860
Coach Carr, step away
from the underage girls.

1258
01:08:13.830 --> 01:08:15.300
Let me help you down there.

1259
01:08:16.000 --> 01:08:19.560
Hell, no! I did not leave
the Southside for this!

1260
01:08:23.410 --> 01:08:25.540
Oh, crap! My hair!

1261
01:08:25.740 --> 01:08:31.270
All junior girls report to the gymnasium
immediately! Immediately!

1262
01:08:36.320 --> 01:08:37.850
Have you ever walked up to people

1263
01:08:38.060 --> 01:08:40.350
and realized they were just
talking about you?

1264
01:08:42.460 --> 01:08:45.620
Have you ever had it happen
60 times in a row?

1265
01:08:46.030 --> 01:08:47.620
I have.

1266
01:09:06.650 --> 01:09:11.090
Never in my 14 years as an educator
have I seen such behavior.

1267
01:09:11.420 --> 01:09:13.290
And from young ladies.

1268
01:09:13.830 --> 01:09:17.760
I got parents calling me on the phone
asking, "Did someone get shot?"

1269
01:09:18.060 --> 01:09:20.000
I ought to cancel your Spring Fling.

1270
01:09:20.200 --> 01:09:21.430
No!

1271
01:09:21.700 --> 01:09:23.117
- No.
- What are we supposed to do?

1272
01:09:23.400 --> 01:09:26.300
Now, I'm not gonna do that,
because we've already paid the DJ.

1273
01:09:26.570 --> 01:09:29.770
But don't think that I'm not taking
this book seriously.

1274
01:09:30.180 --> 01:09:33.080
Coach Carr has fled school property.

1275
01:09:33.710 --> 01:09:36.080
Ms. Norbury has been
accused of selling drugs.

1276
01:09:37.480 --> 01:09:39.780
Now, what the young ladies
in this grade need

1277
01:09:39.990 --> 01:09:42.010
is an attitude makeover.

1278
01:09:42.420 --> 01:09:44.790
And you're gonna get it right now.

1279
01:09:44.990 --> 01:09:48.860
I don't care how long it takes,
I will keep you here all night.

1280
01:09:49.060 --> 01:09:50.460
We can't keep them past 4.

1281
01:09:50.660 --> 01:09:52.890
I will keep you here until 4.

1282
01:09:54.770 --> 01:09:57.354
Now, what we're gonna try to do
is fix the way you young ladies

1283
01:09:57.440 --> 01:09:58.930
relate to each other.

1284
01:09:59.140 --> 01:10:01.700
OK? Lady to lady.

1285
01:10:01.910 --> 01:10:04.900
So who has a lady problem
that they'd like to talk about?

1286
01:10:08.710 --> 01:10:10.080
Yes?

1287
01:10:10.280 --> 01:10:13.510
Somebody wrote in that book
that I'm lying about being a virgin

1288
01:10:13.720 --> 01:10:15.740
because I use super-jumbo tampons.

1289
01:10:15.950 --> 01:10:19.820
But I can't help it if I've got
a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina.

1290
01:10:21.760 --> 01:10:23.560
Yeah, I can't do this.

1291
01:10:23.960 --> 01:10:25.190
Ms. Norbury.

1292
01:10:25.430 --> 01:10:29.160
You're a successful, intelligent,
caring, graceful woman.

1293
01:10:29.470 --> 01:10:30.700
I am?

1294
01:10:30.900 --> 01:10:33.259
There has to be something
you can say to these young ladies.

1295
01:10:33.340 --> 01:10:35.270
Something to help them
with their self-esteem?

1296
01:10:35.640 --> 01:10:36.932
It's not a self-esteem problem.

1297
01:10:37.080 --> 01:10:39.600
I think they're all pretty
pleased with themselves.

1298
01:10:41.810 --> 01:10:43.040
OK.

1299
01:10:44.320 --> 01:10:48.310
OK. Everybody close your eyes.

1300
01:10:49.690 --> 01:10:52.250
I want you to raise your hand
if you have ever had a girl

1301
01:10:52.460 --> 01:10:55.590
say something bad
about you behind your back.

1302
01:10:57.630 --> 01:10:59.490
Open your eyes.

1303
01:11:01.200 --> 01:11:02.720
Now, close your eyes again.

1304
01:11:02.930 --> 01:11:05.730
And this time, I want you to raise
your hand if you have ever

1305
01:11:05.940 --> 01:11:08.500
said anything about a friend
behind her back.

1306
01:11:14.880 --> 01:11:16.180
Open them.

1307
01:11:20.550 --> 01:11:23.250
There's been some
girl-on-girl crime here.

1308
01:11:24.320 --> 01:11:28.050
OK. So, what we could do today
is a couple exercises to help you

1309
01:11:28.260 --> 01:11:31.160
express your anger in a healthy way.

1310
01:11:32.100 --> 01:11:33.390
Let's start over here.

1311
01:11:33.600 --> 01:11:35.517
Ms. Norbury had us confront
each other directly

1312
01:11:35.600 --> 01:11:37.189
about the things
that were bothering us.

1313
01:11:37.270 --> 01:11:39.419
And it seemed like every clique
had its own problems.

1314
01:11:39.500 --> 01:11:42.529
You've been acting really stuck-up
ever since you switched to shortfielder.

1315
01:11:42.610 --> 01:11:44.370
And Dawn agrees with me.

1316
01:11:44.580 --> 01:11:46.200
- Dawn?
- Don't drag me into this,

1317
01:11:46.410 --> 01:11:47.710
I'm pitching tomorrow.

1318
01:11:55.590 --> 01:11:57.580
OK. Good.

1319
01:11:58.520 --> 01:12:01.460
Can I just say that we don't have
a clique problem at this school?

1320
01:12:01.660 --> 01:12:04.519
And some of us shouldn't have to take
this workshop, because some of us

1321
01:12:04.600 --> 01:12:06.690
are just victims in this situation.

1322
01:12:06.900 --> 01:12:09.030
That's probably true.
How many of you

1323
01:12:09.230 --> 01:12:13.030
have ever felt personally
victimized by Regina George?

1324
01:12:22.880 --> 01:12:25.410
Good. OK, who's next?

1325
01:12:25.620 --> 01:12:27.140
Who's next?

1326
01:12:29.420 --> 01:12:30.750
Cady.

1327
01:12:30.960 --> 01:12:32.650
Do you have anything
you wanna own up to?

1328
01:12:33.360 --> 01:12:35.090
Yes.
No.

1329
01:12:35.690 --> 01:12:38.160
You never made up a rumor
about anybody?

1330
01:12:38.560 --> 01:12:39.790
Just that you sell drugs.

1331
01:12:40.000 --> 01:12:41.230
No.

1332
01:12:41.630 --> 01:12:43.900
Nothing you want to apologize for?

1333
01:12:44.340 --> 01:12:45.799
I couldn't apologize to Ms. Norbury

1334
01:12:45.940 --> 01:12:47.960
without getting blamed
for the whole Burn Book.

1335
01:12:48.240 --> 01:12:49.670
No.

1336
01:12:50.910 --> 01:12:53.170
I'm really disappointed in you, Cady.

1337
01:12:55.550 --> 01:12:58.570
OK, so we're all here
because of this book, right?

1338
01:12:58.850 --> 01:13:01.610
Well, I don't know
who wrote this book,

1339
01:13:01.820 --> 01:13:05.590
but you all have got to stop
calling each other sluts and whores.

1340
01:13:05.790 --> 01:13:08.760
It just makes it OK for guys
to call you sluts and whores.

1341
01:13:08.960 --> 01:13:10.520
Who here has ever been called a slut?

1342
01:13:15.700 --> 01:13:17.290
OK, everybody up.

1343
01:13:17.500 --> 01:13:19.042
Ms. Norbury had us
write out apologies

1344
01:13:19.240 --> 01:13:21.400
to people that we'd hurt in our lives.

1345
01:13:21.670 --> 01:13:25.270
"Alyssa, I'm sorry I called you
a gap-toothed bitch."

1346
01:13:25.480 --> 01:13:28.000
"It's not your fault
you're so gap-toothed."

1347
01:13:32.450 --> 01:13:33.920
"Gretchen,

1348
01:13:34.120 --> 01:13:36.550
"I'm sorry I laughed
at you that time you got diarrhea"

1349
01:13:36.760 --> 01:13:38.380
"at Barnes and Noble."

1350
01:13:38.590 --> 01:13:40.490
"And I'm sorry I told everyone about it."

1351
01:13:40.990 --> 01:13:43.480
And I'm sorry for repeating it now.

1352
01:13:48.230 --> 01:13:50.260
Laura, I don't hate you
because you're fat.

1353
01:13:50.470 --> 01:13:52.800
You're fat because I hate you.

1354
01:13:56.440 --> 01:14:00.470
I just wish we could all get along
like we used to in middle school.

1355
01:14:00.680 --> 01:14:04.620
I wish that I could bake a cake
made out of rainbows and smiles,

1356
01:14:04.820 --> 01:14:06.720
and we'd all eat it and be happy.

1357
01:14:06.920 --> 01:14:08.550
She doesn't even go here!

1358
01:14:10.460 --> 01:14:12.510
Do you even go to this school?

1359
01:14:12.720 --> 01:14:16.390
No. I just have a lot of feelings.

1360
01:14:16.700 --> 01:14:18.160
OK, go home.

1361
01:14:22.130 --> 01:14:23.797
Sharon, I think you're doing
a great job.

1362
01:14:24.000 --> 01:14:25.667
Thanks. I feel like I'm getting through.

1363
01:14:25.770 --> 01:14:28.170
I'm sorry that people
are so jealous of me.

1364
01:14:28.910 --> 01:14:31.470
But I can't help it that I'm popular.

1365
01:14:36.410 --> 01:14:39.540
Oh, my God! Oh, jeez.
OK, walk it off. Walk it off.

1366
01:14:39.750 --> 01:14:41.910
OK. That hurt.

1367
01:14:42.720 --> 01:14:44.050
They're OK.

1368
01:14:44.590 --> 01:14:46.280
They're OK.

1369
01:14:47.090 --> 01:14:52.090
Oh, boy. OK, who's next?
Who's next? Keep it going.

1370
01:14:55.800 --> 01:14:59.740
Oh, my God. It's her dream come true,
diving into a big pile of girls.

1371
01:15:01.070 --> 01:15:04.240
OK, yeah, I've got an apology.

1372
01:15:06.210 --> 01:15:10.880
So I have this friend
who is a new student this year.

1373
01:15:11.080 --> 01:15:15.140
And I convinced her that it would be
fun to mess up Regina George's life.

1374
01:15:15.350 --> 01:15:17.840
So I had her pretend
to be friends with Regina,

1375
01:15:18.060 --> 01:15:19.709
and then she would come
to my house after

1376
01:15:19.790 --> 01:15:22.490
and we would just laugh about
all the dumb stuff Regina said.

1377
01:15:22.690 --> 01:15:24.232
And we gave her
these candy bar things

1378
01:15:24.430 --> 01:15:26.060
that would make her gain weight,

1379
01:15:26.260 --> 01:15:28.460
and we turned her best friends
against her.

1380
01:15:28.930 --> 01:15:31.900
And then... Oh, yeah, Cady...
You know my friend Cady.

1381
01:15:32.100 --> 01:15:33.900
She made out
with Regina's boyfriend

1382
01:15:34.110 --> 01:15:36.200
and then convinced him
to break up with her.

1383
01:15:36.410 --> 01:15:39.040
Oh, God, and we gave you foot cream
instead of face wash.

1384
01:15:39.240 --> 01:15:41.870
God! I am so sorry, Regina.

1385
01:15:42.080 --> 01:15:44.010
Really, I don't know why I did it.

1386
01:15:44.220 --> 01:15:49.450
I guess it's probably because
I've got a big lesbian crush on you.

1387
01:15:49.650 --> 01:15:51.350
Suck on that!

1388
01:15:52.460 --> 01:15:56.330
Janis! Janis! Janis! Janis!

1389
01:16:03.130 --> 01:16:04.360
Regina!

1390
01:16:05.840 --> 01:16:07.770
Regina, wait! I didn't mean
for that to happen.

1391
01:16:07.970 --> 01:16:09.970
To find out that everyone hates me?
I don't care.

1392
01:16:10.180 --> 01:16:12.170
Regina, please! Regina, stop!

1393
01:16:12.380 --> 01:16:15.040
No! Do you know
what everyone says about you?

1394
01:16:15.250 --> 01:16:17.292
They say that you're
a home-schooled jungle freak,

1395
01:16:17.380 --> 01:16:19.210
who's a less-hot version of me.

1396
01:16:19.420 --> 01:16:22.180
Yeah. So don't try to act so innocent.

1397
01:16:22.390 --> 01:16:25.650
You can take that fake apology
and shove it right up your hairy...

1398
01:16:29.390 --> 01:16:31.990
And that's how Regina George died.

1399
01:16:32.200 --> 01:16:35.260
No, I'm totally kidding.
But she did get hurt.

1400
01:16:35.470 --> 01:16:37.730
Some girls say they saw her head
go all the way around.

1401
01:16:37.940 --> 01:16:40.730
But that's just a rumor.
Some people swear they saw me

1402
01:16:40.940 --> 01:16:43.357
push her in front of the bus.
That was an even worse rumor.

1403
01:16:45.240 --> 01:16:48.730
- Everybody done?
- No. Mom, I didn't do it.

1404
01:16:48.940 --> 01:16:50.710
I don't know what to believe anymore.

1405
01:16:50.910 --> 01:16:53.010
Mom, believe me.
I'm your daughter.

1406
01:16:56.150 --> 01:16:58.880
Why are my tribal vases
under the sink?

1407
01:16:59.090 --> 01:17:02.180
My tribal vases.
Why were they under the sink?

1408
01:17:02.760 --> 01:17:04.090
I don't know.

1409
01:17:04.390 --> 01:17:06.690
This is the fertility vase
of the Ndebele tribe.

1410
01:17:06.900 --> 01:17:09.920
- Does that mean anything to you?
- No.

1411
01:17:10.770 --> 01:17:12.560
Who are you?

1412
01:17:17.170 --> 01:17:20.900
Great. All my friends hate me,
and now my mom hates me.

1413
01:17:21.110 --> 01:17:23.010
Your mom does not hate you.

1414
01:17:23.210 --> 01:17:25.870
She's afraid of you.

1415
01:17:26.920 --> 01:17:30.910
I don't know, maybe we
mainstream-schooled you too soon.

1416
01:17:31.120 --> 01:17:34.990
Maybe you should come back and
be home-schooled again for a while.

1417
01:17:35.360 --> 01:17:39.380
No. Only thing worse than
going back will be not going back.

1418
01:17:40.330 --> 01:17:42.350
How bad's it gonna be tomorrow?

1419
01:17:42.560 --> 01:17:45.660
Remember when we saw those lions
fighting over the wart hog carcass?

1420
01:17:46.570 --> 01:17:47.800
I'll be the wart hog.

1421
01:17:48.300 --> 01:17:49.770
You're not a wart hog,

1422
01:17:49.970 --> 01:17:51.730
you're a lion.

1423
01:17:52.240 --> 01:17:54.670
Just focus on your studies
for a little while.

1424
01:17:55.010 --> 01:17:57.340
You're still an excellent student, right?

1425
01:17:57.550 --> 01:18:00.980
Oh, yeah. I need you to sign
my calculus test.

1426
01:18:01.350 --> 01:18:03.540
- Why?
- I'm failing.

1427
01:18:06.850 --> 01:18:09.620
OK. You are...

1428
01:18:10.960 --> 01:18:12.430
What do they call it?

1429
01:18:12.690 --> 01:18:13.960
Grounded.

1430
01:18:14.430 --> 01:18:16.020
You're grounded.

1431
01:18:44.760 --> 01:18:46.280
She pushed her in front of the bus.

1432
01:18:47.030 --> 01:18:48.620
Did you see her do it?

1433
01:18:48.830 --> 01:18:50.160
Yes.

1434
01:19:04.650 --> 01:19:08.610
Did your teacher ever try to sell you
marijuana or Ecstasy tablets?

1435
01:19:08.820 --> 01:19:11.250
- No.
- What are marijuana tablets?

1436
01:19:11.450 --> 01:19:13.350
What's going on?
Where's Ms. Norbury?

1437
01:19:13.720 --> 01:19:17.780
Mr. Duvall, this is ridiculous.
Ms. Norbury does not sell drugs.

1438
01:19:17.990 --> 01:19:21.190
I know, Aaron. But after
the allegations against Coach Carr

1439
01:19:21.400 --> 01:19:23.660
turned out to be extremely true,

1440
01:19:23.870 --> 01:19:27.100
the school board felt that it was best
that we investigate every claim made

1441
01:19:27.300 --> 01:19:28.530
in this Burn Book.

1442
01:19:28.740 --> 01:19:30.970
That book was written
by a bunch of stupid girls

1443
01:19:31.170 --> 01:19:33.040
who make up rumors
because they're bored

1444
01:19:33.240 --> 01:19:35.000
with their own lame lives.

1445
01:19:35.210 --> 01:19:38.099
Well, unless someone wants to come
forward and say, "I made it all up",

1446
01:19:38.180 --> 01:19:40.770
this is how we have to handle it.
To say that someone...

1447
01:19:40.980 --> 01:19:45.650
Oh, no. Bye, Aaron.
You're gonna hate me forever.

1448
01:19:46.890 --> 01:19:48.580
Mr. Duvall.

1449
01:19:48.790 --> 01:19:50.020
I wrote it.

1450
01:19:52.930 --> 01:19:54.160
Come on, Cady.

1451
01:20:01.440 --> 01:20:02.930
When you get bit by a snake,

1452
01:20:03.140 --> 01:20:05.000
you're supposed to suck
the poison out.

1453
01:20:05.210 --> 01:20:09.010
That's what I had to do.
Suck all the poison out of my life.

1454
01:20:09.710 --> 01:20:11.270
I started with Regina,

1455
01:20:11.480 --> 01:20:13.869
who was living proof that the more
people are scared of you,

1456
01:20:13.950 --> 01:20:15.250
the more flowers you get.

1457
01:20:16.450 --> 01:20:17.680
Then there was Ms. Norbury,

1458
01:20:17.890 --> 01:20:21.450
who was living proof that no
good deed goes unpunished.

1459
01:20:22.120 --> 01:20:24.610
Oh, hi. Did you wanna
buy some drugs?

1460
01:20:24.830 --> 01:20:28.790
- I'm just done with my quiz.
- Wait. I'll grade it right now.

1461
01:20:33.330 --> 01:20:35.560
I gotta say, watching the police
search my house

1462
01:20:35.770 --> 01:20:39.260
really was the cherry on top
of a fantastic year.

1463
01:20:40.540 --> 01:20:43.030
How much trouble did you get in
for telling the truth?

1464
01:20:43.240 --> 01:20:44.540
A lot.

1465
01:20:44.880 --> 01:20:46.529
You didn't write that whole book
yourself.

1466
01:20:46.610 --> 01:20:48.277
Did you tell Mr. Duvall who else did it?

1467
01:20:49.020 --> 01:20:50.439
No, because I'm trying
this new thing

1468
01:20:50.520 --> 01:20:52.710
where I don't talk about people
behind their backs.

1469
01:20:53.050 --> 01:20:56.150
That's all right. Getting hit by a bus
is pretty good punishment.

1470
01:20:56.360 --> 01:20:57.620
Ninety-four.

1471
01:20:57.830 --> 01:20:59.550
Welcome back, nerd.

1472
01:21:00.060 --> 01:21:01.320
Thanks.

1473
01:21:02.430 --> 01:21:03.830
Anyway...

1474
01:21:04.830 --> 01:21:06.300
...I'm sorry.

1475
01:21:06.500 --> 01:21:07.830
I forgive you.

1476
01:21:08.140 --> 01:21:10.470
But as my own personal
form of punishment,

1477
01:21:10.670 --> 01:21:13.070
I figured out how you're gonna
earn that extra credit.

1478
01:21:14.580 --> 01:21:16.010
What's up?

1479
01:22:14.540 --> 01:22:17.500
Excellent. Great turnout this year.

1480
01:22:24.850 --> 01:22:26.750
- All right. It's all you.
- OK.

1481
01:22:26.950 --> 01:22:28.710
- Make me look good out there.
- OK.

1482
01:22:28.920 --> 01:22:32.220
Marymount, you sons of bitches.
You no-good sons of bitches.

1483
01:22:33.090 --> 01:22:34.650
- You nervous?
- Yes.

1484
01:22:34.860 --> 01:22:38.220
Don't be. You can do this.
There's nothing to break your focus,

1485
01:22:38.430 --> 01:22:41.020
because not one of those
Marymount boys is cute.

1486
01:22:42.900 --> 01:22:44.349
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

1487
01:22:44.430 --> 01:22:47.097
Welcome to the Illinois High School
Mathletes State Championship.

1488
01:22:47.270 --> 01:22:50.200
Let's start the competition.
Here is the first question.

1489
01:22:50.640 --> 01:22:53.770
Twice the larger of two numbers
is three more than five times

1490
01:22:53.980 --> 01:22:55.980
the smaller, and the sum
of four times the larger

1491
01:22:56.080 --> 01:22:59.310
and three times the smaller is 71.
What are...?

1492
01:22:59.510 --> 01:23:01.610
- North Shore?
- Fourteen and five.

1493
01:23:01.820 --> 01:23:03.370
That is correct.
Question number two.

1494
01:23:03.580 --> 01:23:06.680
Find an odd three-digit number
whose digits add up to 12.

1495
01:23:06.890 --> 01:23:10.057
The digits are all different, and the
difference between the first two digits

1496
01:23:10.160 --> 01:23:11.494
equals the difference between...

1497
01:23:11.690 --> 01:23:13.520
- Marymount?
- 741.

1498
01:23:13.730 --> 01:23:17.060
- Correct.
- Shoot. I was really rusty.

1499
01:23:17.970 --> 01:23:20.590
- Where's Cady?
- She went out.

1500
01:23:20.970 --> 01:23:22.200
She's grounded.

1501
01:23:22.870 --> 01:23:25.030
Are they not allowed out
when they're grounded?

1502
01:23:32.080 --> 01:23:35.240
Don't forget to vote for Spring Fling
King and Queen, people.

1503
01:23:35.450 --> 01:23:38.280
These A-holes will represent you
for a full calendar year.

1504
01:23:38.490 --> 01:23:41.750
I'm gonna vote for Regina George
because she got hit by that bus.

1505
01:23:41.960 --> 01:23:45.050
I'm voting for Cady Heron
because she pushed her.

1506
01:23:53.270 --> 01:23:56.630
She's supposed to be grounded,
but he let her out.

1507
01:23:56.900 --> 01:24:00.670
After 87 minutes of very
competitive play, we have a tie.

1508
01:24:00.880 --> 01:24:04.110
In the event of a tie, we move
into a sudden-death round.

1509
01:24:04.310 --> 01:24:07.840
Each team is given the opportunity
to choose their opponent.

1510
01:24:08.250 --> 01:24:12.020
- North Shore, who do you select?
- The girl, dude. The girl.

1511
01:24:12.220 --> 01:24:13.650
Contestant Krafft.

1512
01:24:13.890 --> 01:24:17.090
From Marymount,
Miss Caroline Krafft.

1513
01:24:19.890 --> 01:24:21.760
We pick the girl too.

1514
01:24:22.000 --> 01:24:24.290
And from North Shore,
Miss Cady Heron.

1515
01:24:24.500 --> 01:24:26.230
It's Cady.

1516
01:24:26.670 --> 01:24:28.160
Oh, my God, that's me.

1517
01:24:36.410 --> 01:24:39.570
Miss Caroline Krafft seriously
needed to pluck her eyebrows.

1518
01:24:39.780 --> 01:24:44.110
Her outfit looked like it was picked out
by a blind Sunday school teacher.

1519
01:24:44.320 --> 01:24:47.190
And she had some 99-cent
lip gloss on her snaggletooth.

1520
01:24:47.660 --> 01:24:50.560
And that's when I realized,
making fun of Caroline Krafft

1521
01:24:50.760 --> 01:24:53.320
wouldn't stop her
from beating me in this contest.

1522
01:24:53.530 --> 01:24:56.990
Contestants,
find the limit of this equation.

1523
01:24:57.800 --> 01:25:00.230
Calling somebody else fat
won't make you any skinnier.

1524
01:25:00.430 --> 01:25:02.770
Calling someone stupid
doesn't make you any smarter.

1525
01:25:02.970 --> 01:25:06.430
And ruining Regina George's life
definitely didn't make me any happier.

1526
01:25:06.640 --> 01:25:10.080
All you can do in life is try to solve
the problem in front of you.

1527
01:25:11.050 --> 01:25:13.910
- The limit is negative one.
- Oh, crap. I lost.

1528
01:25:14.120 --> 01:25:15.740
That answer is incorrect.

1529
01:25:16.550 --> 01:25:19.520
Now, we are in a sudden death.
If Miss Heron can answer

1530
01:25:19.720 --> 01:25:22.750
this problem correctly,
we have a winner.

1531
01:25:22.960 --> 01:25:25.690
Limits. Why couldn't I remember
anything about limits?

1532
01:25:25.890 --> 01:25:28.380
Limits. That was the week
Aaron got his hair cut.

1533
01:25:28.600 --> 01:25:31.000
Oh, God, he looked so cute.
OK, focus, Cady.

1534
01:25:31.200 --> 01:25:33.530
What was on the board
behind Aaron's head?

1535
01:25:34.400 --> 01:25:36.960
If the limit never approaches
anything...

1536
01:25:37.170 --> 01:25:39.200
The limit does not exist.

1537
01:25:39.410 --> 01:25:40.740
The limit does not exist!

1538
01:25:41.040 --> 01:25:42.910
Our new state champions,

1539
01:25:43.110 --> 01:25:45.200
- the North Shore Mathletes.
- Yeah!

1540
01:25:54.990 --> 01:25:56.420
How do you like me now?

1541
01:25:56.820 --> 01:26:00.420
You like that? Yeah!
Get some! Get some!

1542
01:26:00.830 --> 01:26:03.020
Awesome. You went
with the leather sleeves.

1543
01:26:03.230 --> 01:26:05.320
- Africa, you did the damn thing.
- Thanks.

1544
01:26:06.800 --> 01:26:08.170
Thanks, K.G.

1545
01:26:08.370 --> 01:26:11.600
We're gonna look so kick-ass
in these when we roll into Spring Fling.

1546
01:26:11.810 --> 01:26:13.470
- Oh, no, I'm not going.
- What?

1547
01:26:13.670 --> 01:26:15.499
Cady, this is your night.
Don't let the haters

1548
01:26:15.580 --> 01:26:16.910
stop you from doing your thang.

1549
01:26:17.450 --> 01:26:18.940
Did you just say "thang"?

1550
01:26:19.150 --> 01:26:21.109
Cady, you don't have to punish
yourself forever.

1551
01:26:21.280 --> 01:26:23.010
But I'm grounded.

1552
01:26:23.320 --> 01:26:24.910
You're already out.

1553
01:26:35.830 --> 01:26:37.860
All right, do we have all
of our nominees

1554
01:26:38.070 --> 01:26:39.900
for king and queen on the stage?

1555
01:26:40.430 --> 01:26:44.840
OK, good. I just wanted to say
that you're all winners.

1556
01:26:45.170 --> 01:26:48.940
And I could not be happier
that this school year's ending.

1557
01:26:49.680 --> 01:26:55.840
Here we go. The winner
of the Spring Fling King,

1558
01:26:56.180 --> 01:26:59.050
- Shane Oman.
- Yes!

1559
01:26:59.420 --> 01:27:01.320
That's what I'm talking about!

1560
01:27:04.130 --> 01:27:06.250
And your Spring Fling Queen,

1561
01:27:06.730 --> 01:27:08.920
future co-chair
of the Student Activities Board

1562
01:27:09.130 --> 01:27:12.100
and winner of two gift certificates

1563
01:27:12.300 --> 01:27:14.290
to the Walker Brothers
Pancake House,

1564
01:27:14.670 --> 01:27:16.030
Cady Heron.

1565
01:27:20.710 --> 01:27:22.510
Where is Cady?

1566
01:27:24.350 --> 01:27:26.010
There she is.

1567
01:27:42.760 --> 01:27:44.250
Thanks.

1568
01:27:46.330 --> 01:27:48.730
Well, half the people in this room
are mad at me.

1569
01:27:48.940 --> 01:27:51.840
And the other half only like me

1570
01:27:52.040 --> 01:27:55.240
because they think I pushed
somebody in front of a bus.

1571
01:27:55.440 --> 01:27:57.640
So that's not good.

1572
01:27:58.110 --> 01:28:00.770
You know, it's not really required
of you to make a speech.

1573
01:28:00.980 --> 01:28:02.920
I'm almost done, I swear.

1574
01:28:03.780 --> 01:28:08.690
To all the people whose feelings
that got hurt by the Burn Book,

1575
01:28:09.220 --> 01:28:10.990
I'm really sorry.

1576
01:28:12.360 --> 01:28:15.390
You know, I've never been
to one of these things before.

1577
01:28:15.600 --> 01:28:18.930
And when I think about
how many people wanted this

1578
01:28:20.000 --> 01:28:21.990
and how many people
cried over it and stuff...

1579
01:28:23.740 --> 01:28:27.640
I mean, I think everybody
looks like royalty tonight.

1580
01:28:27.840 --> 01:28:31.870
Look at Jessica Lopez.
That dress is amazing.

1581
01:28:32.080 --> 01:28:34.880
And Emma Gerber, I mean,
that hairdo must have taken hours,

1582
01:28:35.080 --> 01:28:36.410
and you look really pretty.

1583
01:28:39.190 --> 01:28:40.590
So...

1584
01:28:41.390 --> 01:28:43.820
...why is everybody stressing
over this thing?

1585
01:28:44.020 --> 01:28:48.320
I mean, it's just plastic.
Could really just...

1586
01:28:51.300 --> 01:28:52.630
Share it.

1587
01:28:52.970 --> 01:28:57.340
A piece for Gretchen Wieners,
a partial Spring Fling Queen.

1588
01:28:59.740 --> 01:29:02.040
A piece for Janis Ian.

1589
01:29:03.640 --> 01:29:06.270
Seriously, most people
just take the crown and go.

1590
01:29:06.480 --> 01:29:08.510
And a piece for Regina George.

1591
01:29:08.720 --> 01:29:11.550
She fractured her spine,
and she still looks like a rock star.

1592
01:29:14.020 --> 01:29:15.250
Thank you.

1593
01:29:15.460 --> 01:29:17.890
And some for everybody else.

1594
01:29:27.800 --> 01:29:29.560
God, Mr. Duvall, can you wrap it up?

1595
01:29:30.240 --> 01:29:31.700
Thanks.

1596
01:29:32.540 --> 01:29:34.870
All right, have a good time, everyone.

1597
01:29:41.880 --> 01:29:43.350
Look. I'm a queen.

1598
01:29:43.550 --> 01:29:45.110
As am I.

1599
01:29:45.550 --> 01:29:47.680
- Hey.
- Hey.

1600
01:29:48.320 --> 01:29:50.380
So are we still in a fight?

1601
01:29:50.590 --> 01:29:52.680
Are you still an asshole?

1602
01:29:52.890 --> 01:29:54.120
I don't think so.

1603
01:29:54.330 --> 01:29:56.320
Well, then I guess we're OK.

1604
01:29:56.660 --> 01:29:58.500
Oh, my God, I love this song!

1605
01:29:58.700 --> 01:29:59.830
I hate this song.

1606
01:30:00.030 --> 01:30:01.870
I know this song!

1607
01:30:03.070 --> 01:30:05.270
Man candy, stage right.

1608
01:30:07.940 --> 01:30:10.840
- Hey, what's up?
- Hey. Didn't think you'd make it.

1609
01:30:13.110 --> 01:30:16.499
On behalf of the senior class, I'd like to
present you with two gift certificates...

1610
01:30:16.580 --> 01:30:18.280
- Thanks, sucker.
- Yo, peace.

1611
01:30:20.020 --> 01:30:23.290
One gift certificate to
the Walker Brothers Pancake House.

1612
01:30:23.720 --> 01:30:25.520
Thank you.

1613
01:30:29.960 --> 01:30:31.930
Congratulations on winning State.

1614
01:30:33.100 --> 01:30:34.767
I was so nervous.
They made us do limits.

1615
01:30:34.940 --> 01:30:36.660
I thought I was gonna hurl.

1616
01:30:36.870 --> 01:30:39.130
- How's your stomach now?
- It's fine.

1617
01:30:39.340 --> 01:30:42.170
- Do you feel nauseous at all?
- No.

1618
01:30:42.380 --> 01:30:44.110
- Have you been drinking?
- No.

1619
01:30:44.710 --> 01:30:45.940
OK.

1620
01:30:46.150 --> 01:30:47.370
Grool.

1621
01:31:12.640 --> 01:31:14.000
No.

1622
01:31:15.910 --> 01:31:18.570
- What's up?
- Can I help you?

1623
01:31:19.210 --> 01:31:20.680
You Puerto Rican?

1624
01:31:20.880 --> 01:31:22.440
Lebanese.

1625
01:31:22.650 --> 01:31:24.170
I feel that.

1626
01:31:39.570 --> 01:31:42.160
In case you're wondering,
The Plastics broke up.

1627
01:31:42.370 --> 01:31:44.460
Regina's spine healed,
and her physical therapist

1628
01:31:44.670 --> 01:31:46.970
taught her to channel
all her rage into sports.

1629
01:31:51.950 --> 01:31:54.640
It was perfect because
the jock girls weren't afraid of her.

1630
01:31:58.950 --> 01:32:02.480
Karen used her special talents to do
the morning weather announcements.

1631
01:32:02.690 --> 01:32:06.090
Hi. This is Karen Smith.
It's 68 degrees,

1632
01:32:06.290 --> 01:32:10.530
and there's a 30 percent chance
that it's already raining.

1633
01:32:11.400 --> 01:32:13.230
And Gretchen found herself
a new clique

1634
01:32:13.430 --> 01:32:15.100
and a new queen bee to serve.

1635
01:32:20.040 --> 01:32:23.340
Aaron went to Northwestern,
so I still get to see him on weekends.

1636
01:32:23.540 --> 01:32:24.510
And me?

1637
01:32:24.710 --> 01:32:27.370
I had gone from home-schooled
jungle freak to shiny Plastic

1638
01:32:27.580 --> 01:32:30.680
to most hated person in the world
to actual human being.

1639
01:32:30.880 --> 01:32:32.110
Hey.

1640
01:32:32.550 --> 01:32:36.350
All the drama from last year
just wasn't important anymore.

1641
01:32:36.560 --> 01:32:40.360
School used to be like a shark tank,
but now I could just float.

1642
01:32:40.560 --> 01:32:41.790
Regina.

1643
01:32:42.000 --> 01:32:44.520
Finally, Girl World was at peace.

1644
01:32:46.600 --> 01:32:50.660
Hey, check it out. Junior Plastics.

1645
01:32:50.870 --> 01:32:54.240
And if any freshmen
tried to disturb that peace...

1646
01:32:54.440 --> 01:32:57.430
Well, let's just say we knew
how to take care of it.

1647
01:33:03.380 --> 01:33:05.010
Just kidding.


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