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WEBVTT 1 00:00:28.979 --> 00:00:31.880 There are times in your life when you find yourself... 2 00:00:31.982 --> 00:00:35.316 in very awkward situations. 3 00:00:35.417 --> 00:00:37.919 I mean, just look at that face, Jo. 4 00:00:38.021 --> 00:00:39.821 Abby needs you. 5 00:00:39.922 --> 00:00:41.423 We need you. 6 00:00:41.524 --> 00:00:43.825 And we're willing to pay. 7 00:00:43.926 --> 00:00:46.628 And this would be one of those moments. 8 00:00:46.729 --> 00:00:50.849 But I swear, it's not like I'm selling my kidney or anything. 9 00:00:51.001 --> 00:00:53.836 Although, that would have been less painful. 10 00:00:53.937 --> 00:00:55.937 But I'm getting ahead of myself. 11 00:00:56.039 --> 00:00:58.107 Let me start at the beginning. 12 00:00:58.208 --> 00:01:01.244 And it's the big day, the qualifying race of the Indy 500. 13 00:01:01.345 --> 00:01:03.279 - She takes her position... - This is my dad. 14 00:01:03.380 --> 00:01:05.581 ...revs the motor of her stock car, hoping... 15 00:01:05.749 --> 00:01:09.035 To not crash and burn on the last lap of adolescence. 16 00:01:09.136 --> 00:01:13.573 - Oh, that's my girl. - Dad built engines for race cars. 17 00:01:13.623 --> 00:01:15.825 And so did I. 18 00:01:16.060 --> 00:01:19.412 Ignore the pigtails. I was more naive back then. 19 00:01:19.513 --> 00:01:22.315 Because of his work, I changed schools... 20 00:01:22.416 --> 00:01:26.821 two times a year for the past eight years. 21 00:01:26.922 --> 00:01:32.141 This doesn't make me a loner with a highly evolved defense mechanism or anything. 22 00:01:32.242 --> 00:01:34.644 OK, fine, it does. 23 00:01:34.745 --> 00:01:38.432 Today, everything was about to change. 24 00:01:38.533 --> 00:01:41.001 It was my first day at North Shore High, 25 00:01:41.102 --> 00:01:44.438 the last stop before Carnegie Mellon University, 26 00:01:44.539 --> 00:01:46.206 my dream school. 27 00:01:46.307 --> 00:01:48.876 My rules of survival were simple: 28 00:01:48.978 --> 00:01:52.680 Don't stand out, never raise your hand in class... 29 00:01:52.781 --> 00:01:55.649 and watch your back at all times. 30 00:01:57.052 --> 00:02:00.605 New town, same school, same parking lot. 31 00:02:00.706 --> 00:02:03.874 Everyone obsessed with the freedom of their first car. 32 00:02:03.975 --> 00:02:08.379 It's an identity, like the muscle cars who think they own the road, 33 00:02:08.480 --> 00:02:11.015 and check out every passing vehicle. 34 00:02:13.603 --> 00:02:15.871 Smart cars who don't fit in. 35 00:02:15.972 --> 00:02:19.174 - Whoa! - The "I'm so perky... 36 00:02:19.175 --> 00:02:21.761 I might shake off my tube top" cutesy cars. 37 00:02:22.862 --> 00:02:25.964 And then there's the most dangerous vehicle on the road, 38 00:02:26.065 --> 00:02:29.635 the high-performance, high-maintenance sports cars. 39 00:02:31.338 --> 00:02:34.140 ¶ Like a girl changes clothes ¶ 40 00:02:34.241 --> 00:02:37.626 If they liked you, your life was all green lights. 41 00:02:37.727 --> 00:02:39.294 - Hi. - Hi. 42 00:02:39.396 --> 00:02:40.763 If they didn't, 43 00:02:40.864 --> 00:02:43.699 you were nothing more than a wreck on the side of the road. 44 00:02:43.800 --> 00:02:49.137 ¶ That you're not gonna change ¶ 45 00:02:49.239 --> 00:02:51.190 ¶ 'Cause you're hot Then you're cold ¶ 46 00:02:51.291 --> 00:02:53.092 ¶ You're yes Then you're no ¶ 47 00:02:53.193 --> 00:02:55.795 At North Shore, they were called the Plastics, 48 00:02:55.896 --> 00:02:59.699 and Mandi Weatherly was the number one Plastic. 49 00:02:59.799 --> 00:03:03.437 She dotted her name with a signature heart above the "i". 50 00:03:03.538 --> 00:03:07.407 Probably because she didn't actually possess that organ. 51 00:03:07.509 --> 00:03:09.810 Her two sidekicks were Chastity Meyer, 52 00:03:09.911 --> 00:03:14.548 who was stupid enough to hit a home run with any boy willing to play, 53 00:03:14.649 --> 00:03:17.417 and Hope Plotkin, uber-hypochondriac, 54 00:03:17.520 --> 00:03:19.621 who believed that germs led to ugliness, 55 00:03:19.721 --> 00:03:21.656 and ugliness led to death. 56 00:03:21.757 --> 00:03:25.993 And thus, my number one rule for survival: no girl drama. 57 00:03:26.094 --> 00:03:30.231 Actually, no drama, period. 58 00:03:30.332 --> 00:03:32.817 Please, please, don't be ruined! 59 00:03:32.918 --> 00:03:36.154 And in high school, an already embarrassing moment can go from bad... 60 00:03:36.255 --> 00:03:37.404 - Whoa! - Oh! 61 00:03:37.505 --> 00:03:39.457 to worse. 62 00:03:39.558 --> 00:03:42.294 - Are you OK? - How bad do I look? 63 00:03:42.495 --> 00:03:43.829 She couldn't have looked worse. 64 00:03:43.930 --> 00:03:47.248 - You look great. - Really? Thanks. 65 00:03:47.583 --> 00:03:49.517 I'm Abby Hanover. Yeah, you must be new. 66 00:03:49.618 --> 00:03:52.388 I'm part of the welcoming committee. Well, there's only two of us, really, and... 67 00:03:52.489 --> 00:03:55.975 and I'd... I'd love to show you around. 68 00:03:57.109 --> 00:03:59.978 - Are they gone? - Yeah. 69 00:04:00.079 --> 00:04:05.517 Listen, I think I can find my way to the front office, thanks. 70 00:04:05.618 --> 00:04:09.271 So, Jo, I see your dad's big in NASCAR. 71 00:04:09.372 --> 00:04:11.139 Well, let me set your mind at ease. 72 00:04:11.240 --> 00:04:15.244 We know how to deal with celebrities here at North Shore. 73 00:04:15.345 --> 00:04:18.931 One of our lunch ladies was on the first season of American Idol. 74 00:04:19.132 --> 00:04:21.767 - Good to know. - Yeah, it was pretty hot. 75 00:04:22.052 --> 00:04:24.905 And, uh... we're also aware f your many moves. 76 00:04:24.906 --> 00:04:25.805 Okay. 77 00:04:25.806 --> 00:04:28.107 'Cause we're aware that students who move around a lot... 78 00:04:28.208 --> 00:04:32.178 often wind up as serial killers or actors. 79 00:04:32.279 --> 00:04:35.265 Hey, did I mention we have an excellent drama department? 80 00:04:35.366 --> 00:04:36.766 I'm not really into drama, 81 00:04:36.867 --> 00:04:39.537 but I do know you have an advanced shop class. 82 00:04:39.638 --> 00:04:43.923 Ah, menial laborer rather than intellectual. 83 00:04:44.024 --> 00:04:45.825 I can respect that. 84 00:04:45.926 --> 00:04:48.462 Um, the cheerleading squad 85 00:04:48.647 --> 00:04:52.349 will be going to the public library for a field trip. 86 00:04:52.450 --> 00:04:55.385 Now, last year, we had some problems with that, 87 00:04:55.487 --> 00:04:58.188 where we had 12 girls go, 88 00:04:58.289 --> 00:05:00.591 and we had 15 girls come back. 89 00:05:02.361 --> 00:05:03.894 I know how much you all love vampires, 90 00:05:03.996 --> 00:05:06.497 but remember, the school nurse will be... 91 00:05:06.598 --> 00:05:10.835 heading up the blood drive, so sign up for that now. 92 00:05:12.839 --> 00:05:15.756 Home Ec's down the hall, miss. 93 00:05:15.857 --> 00:05:19.027 Actually, as refreshingly sexist as that is, 94 00:05:19.128 --> 00:05:21.029 I'm here for Advanced Shop. 95 00:05:21.130 --> 00:05:24.299 - Drafting class. - Right. 96 00:05:24.567 --> 00:05:26.868 Well, we lost Mike to that circular saw incident, 97 00:05:26.969 --> 00:05:29.571 so you can be Tyler's partner. 98 00:05:29.772 --> 00:05:32.657 OK, everybody, get started on your birdhouses. 99 00:05:32.959 --> 00:05:35.294 Trusses or triangles, I don't care. 100 00:05:35.496 --> 00:05:38.880 That's about all I can deal with right now. 101 00:05:40.033 --> 00:05:42.217 - Hey, Tyler, I'm Jo. - Hey. 102 00:05:42.318 --> 00:05:45.655 - What's his deal? - Well, uh, Mr. Giamatti... 103 00:05:45.756 --> 00:05:48.758 bleeds Texas A&M maroon and white, and they lost Saturday. 104 00:05:48.858 --> 00:05:51.894 Well, if they want to be taken seriously, they better beat the Longhorns. 105 00:05:51.995 --> 00:05:53.195 Don't let Giamatti hear you say that... 106 00:05:53.330 --> 00:05:56.949 And just when a guy seems all dreamy... 107 00:05:57.050 --> 00:05:59.769 and has eyes you can fall into... 108 00:05:59.870 --> 00:06:02.438 So we have to build a lame birdhouse. Um... 109 00:06:02.539 --> 00:06:04.274 I guess you could decorate it. 110 00:06:06.093 --> 00:06:08.812 He opens his mouth and sounds like an ass. 111 00:06:08.913 --> 00:06:12.014 Wow, thanks. 112 00:06:13.283 --> 00:06:14.367 But I was thinking I could... 113 00:06:14.468 --> 00:06:16.403 carve the dovetail joint. 114 00:06:16.504 --> 00:06:19.105 - I'm impressed. - That makes one of us. 115 00:06:23.445 --> 00:06:26.346 In every school, students have their lunch gang. 116 00:06:26.447 --> 00:06:31.452 As my dad says, your racer is only as good as your pit crew. 117 00:06:32.521 --> 00:06:34.454 Cutest dog ever, Mandi! 118 00:06:34.556 --> 00:06:37.925 Thanks! Coco Chanel really sets off my new purse. 119 00:06:38.026 --> 00:06:40.028 You had her checked for rabies, right? 120 00:06:40.128 --> 00:06:42.630 Too bad you couldn't get the new Prada bag with the fringe. 121 00:06:42.731 --> 00:06:44.232 Would've totally matched her brown fur. 122 00:06:44.333 --> 00:06:46.183 Hello! Fringe is so out. 123 00:06:46.284 --> 00:06:50.054 And I'm at the top of the wait list for the new, patent leather Prada satchel. 124 00:06:50.156 --> 00:06:52.957 But you've already waited, like, six months for the fringe... 125 00:06:53.058 --> 00:06:55.828 Of course, Mandi, fringe is so past tense. 126 00:06:55.929 --> 00:06:58.312 Vogue says crimson is the new accessory, 127 00:06:58.413 --> 00:06:59.914 and you're totally gonna rock that look. 128 00:07:00.015 --> 00:07:01.899 Oh, I know. 129 00:07:04.303 --> 00:07:05.637 Lost much, little freshies? Scram. 130 00:07:05.738 --> 00:07:07.872 Ten dogs in a minute. Let's do this! 131 00:07:07.973 --> 00:07:09.573 You guys are goin' down. We're gonna win, come on. 132 00:07:09.674 --> 00:07:12.694 - Yeah. Yeah, let's go, let's go. - Come on. 133 00:07:12.995 --> 00:07:14.579 - Nick, focus! - Come on, man. 134 00:07:14.680 --> 00:07:16.581 Chastity, stop drooling. 135 00:07:16.682 --> 00:07:18.717 You know what Mandi thinks about you and Tyler. 136 00:07:18.818 --> 00:07:22.054 What are you talking about? 137 00:07:22.155 --> 00:07:24.457 Do not play dumb with me. 138 00:07:24.558 --> 00:07:27.410 I don't have to play dumb. 139 00:07:27.511 --> 00:07:30.496 Besides, the cashier totally sneezed on your salad. 140 00:07:30.597 --> 00:07:33.165 Ew! 141 00:07:37.438 --> 00:07:39.539 - Ugh! - Pay up, you two losers. 142 00:07:42.642 --> 00:07:45.011 Ugh, God, Nick is just so nasty. 143 00:07:45.112 --> 00:07:48.165 I'm only dating him 'cause he's probably getting a full ride to UCLA. 144 00:07:48.266 --> 00:07:49.699 You know, one week in LA and I'll be... 145 00:07:49.801 --> 00:07:53.003 a bikini model-hyphen-reality star-hyphen-awesome! 146 00:07:53.104 --> 00:07:55.705 - I heard Amy Hall is totally into him. - Oh, she wouldn't dare. 147 00:07:55.806 --> 00:08:00.144 Nickie, over here. I missed you. 148 00:08:02.046 --> 00:08:05.948 - Hey, babe. - Hey, have you been lifting weights? 149 00:08:06.049 --> 00:08:08.786 Oh, dude, your rat-dog just tongued me. 150 00:08:08.887 --> 00:08:11.855 Shut up, Nick. You'll hurt Coco Chanel's feelings. 151 00:08:11.856 --> 00:08:14.942 - Aah! - No groping south of the equator. 152 00:08:14.943 --> 00:08:18.779 Or north, creep. 153 00:08:18.880 --> 00:08:21.766 Wow, the hot chick can really handle herself. 154 00:08:21.867 --> 00:08:25.971 Wonder what else she can handle. 155 00:08:29.824 --> 00:08:32.827 - Who the hell is she? - Her name is Jo, Jo Mitchell. 156 00:08:32.929 --> 00:08:34.463 She's in my bio class. 157 00:08:34.564 --> 00:08:37.865 Somebody said she came somewhere, from, like, Florida or Texas. 158 00:08:37.966 --> 00:08:41.603 Then I also heard that she's an exchange student from Russia. 159 00:08:41.704 --> 00:08:44.406 Oh, what did they exchange her for? 160 00:08:46.826 --> 00:08:48.595 She's kinda pretty, don't you think? 161 00:08:48.696 --> 00:08:52.330 Well, if you're into pleather. 162 00:08:52.431 --> 00:08:55.117 Hello, there. Hi, Coco Chanel. 163 00:08:55.218 --> 00:09:00.572 Go back to Mandi, go on. Go, go, go. 164 00:09:00.707 --> 00:09:03.208 All right, just a little bit. 165 00:09:05.563 --> 00:09:08.014 Where's Coco Chanel? 166 00:09:10.050 --> 00:09:12.168 Bad little girl. 167 00:09:20.711 --> 00:09:24.564 Oh, my God! Who did that? 168 00:09:24.665 --> 00:09:27.016 - Who fed Coco Chanel? - It was Abby. 169 00:09:27.117 --> 00:09:30.404 - Abby did it. - You? Again? 170 00:09:32.540 --> 00:09:35.959 I'm sorry, I didn't know. I'm really sorry, Mandi! 171 00:09:36.060 --> 00:09:37.961 I'll buy you another purse. 172 00:09:38.062 --> 00:09:39.730 Or you can just have mine. 173 00:09:39.831 --> 00:09:41.498 Is that what I think it is? 174 00:09:41.599 --> 00:09:44.418 - Uh-oh, duck. - I love ducks. 175 00:09:44.519 --> 00:09:47.354 It's, um, the Prada fringe purse. 176 00:09:47.455 --> 00:09:50.040 My dad got it for me last month, but... 177 00:09:50.141 --> 00:09:54.362 Last month? Ugh, just go! 178 00:09:55.931 --> 00:09:59.466 - Aah! - Oh! 179 00:09:59.567 --> 00:10:02.687 Stay down there, and don't ever look at me again. 180 00:10:02.788 --> 00:10:06.541 Better yet, don't even breathe the same air. 181 00:10:24.527 --> 00:10:28.064 Hey. Well, how was it? 182 00:10:28.165 --> 00:10:31.315 I saw a girl become roadkill in the cafeteria. 183 00:10:31.417 --> 00:10:33.118 Gotta love high school. 184 00:10:33.219 --> 00:10:36.556 Speaking of my escape, has my Carnegie Mellon application arrived? 185 00:10:36.657 --> 00:10:38.240 Hey, you know, I was lookin' today, 186 00:10:38.341 --> 00:10:42.077 and I saw that the University of Ohio has a great architectural program. 187 00:10:42.178 --> 00:10:44.046 You could stay close to home, 188 00:10:44.147 --> 00:10:48.685 transform Toledo into an architectural wonderland. 189 00:10:49.520 --> 00:10:51.087 Dad, what's going on? 190 00:10:51.188 --> 00:10:53.756 I'm applying early decision to Carnegie Mellon. 191 00:10:53.857 --> 00:10:55.624 Eh, what do you wanna go there for, huh? 192 00:10:55.725 --> 00:10:59.128 They don't even have a good mascot. I mean, a Scottish terrier. 193 00:10:59.229 --> 00:11:00.697 Who's gonna be intimidated by that? 194 00:11:00.798 --> 00:11:03.083 Plus, you, uh... 195 00:11:03.184 --> 00:11:06.119 You qualify for in-state tuition here. 196 00:11:07.004 --> 00:11:08.688 Oh, my God. 197 00:11:08.789 --> 00:11:10.841 What happened to my tuition?! 198 00:11:12.961 --> 00:11:17.648 Aw, Jo... Look, I'm sorry. 199 00:11:17.749 --> 00:11:19.983 I kept hoping that the market would rebound, 200 00:11:20.084 --> 00:11:23.471 but my investments are in the tank, and now NASCAR sponsors have cut spending... 201 00:11:23.572 --> 00:11:26.407 Then make them un-cut spending! 202 00:11:26.508 --> 00:11:29.043 Mom went to Carnegie Mellon, I... I have to go there. 203 00:11:29.144 --> 00:11:32.480 - She loved it! - I know, I know. 204 00:11:32.581 --> 00:11:34.565 I'm sorry I let you down. 205 00:11:36.451 --> 00:11:41.055 I know you're disappointed, Jo, and that's OK. 206 00:11:42.791 --> 00:11:45.294 Honey, you don't always have to be so strong. 207 00:11:46.896 --> 00:11:50.331 Strong? I was trying not to panic. 208 00:11:50.432 --> 00:11:52.600 But when you've moved as much as I have, 209 00:11:52.701 --> 00:11:57.673 you kinda get attached to the idea of settling down in one place for 4 years. 210 00:11:57.774 --> 00:12:01.310 In this case, my mother's alma mater. 211 00:12:01.411 --> 00:12:05.648 My dad and I have been on our own for a long time. 212 00:12:05.749 --> 00:12:07.616 My mom died before I was one. 213 00:12:07.717 --> 00:12:12.921 So life wasn't exactly your typical warm and fuzzy greeting card. 214 00:12:13.022 --> 00:12:17.360 But I wasn't the only one in my own personal hell. 215 00:12:17.527 --> 00:12:21.014 Abby was hoping that her swollen, black ankle... 216 00:12:21.115 --> 00:12:25.935 might be enough for Mandi to forget about her dog's infamous upchuck. 217 00:12:29.273 --> 00:12:30.540 And it might have been, 218 00:12:30.641 --> 00:12:34.177 if not for the two's long history. 219 00:12:35.746 --> 00:12:37.713 Jealousy is a funny thing. 220 00:12:37.814 --> 00:12:40.516 They had lived across from each other for years. 221 00:12:40.751 --> 00:12:44.521 And while Mandi, seemingly, had everything, 222 00:12:44.622 --> 00:12:46.605 Abby had more. She had two parents... 223 00:12:46.706 --> 00:12:49.860 who went a little overboard for their darling Abby. 224 00:12:49.961 --> 00:12:54.265 First, there was the infamous moon bounce war at age five. 225 00:12:54.366 --> 00:12:56.617 Mandi's was cool, 226 00:12:56.718 --> 00:12:59.470 but Abby's was three stories high. 227 00:12:59.571 --> 00:13:02.005 Yay! 228 00:13:03.324 --> 00:13:06.027 Then, the French Revolution Halloween meltdown... 229 00:13:06.179 --> 00:13:07.479 at age 11. 230 00:13:07.580 --> 00:13:10.847 Mandi flaunted her store-bought peasant costume, 231 00:13:10.948 --> 00:13:13.885 until she spotted Abby's utterly perfect, 232 00:13:13.986 --> 00:13:17.772 hand-stitched, Marie Antoinette royal gown. 233 00:13:20.592 --> 00:13:25.130 And finally, the great bra incident of junior high. 234 00:13:25.231 --> 00:13:27.032 - Hi, Mandi. - Hi. 235 00:13:27.133 --> 00:13:30.836 Well, that had more to do with nature. 236 00:13:31.037 --> 00:13:34.222 Still, Mandi might have found someone else to hate, 237 00:13:34.323 --> 00:13:38.127 if Abby hadn't done the unthinkable. 238 00:13:41.231 --> 00:13:44.432 Mandi, oh, my God! Someone has a better parking space than us. 239 00:13:44.533 --> 00:13:47.987 Hey, babe, who snagged the plush disabled spot? 240 00:13:48.088 --> 00:13:49.889 I guess you're number two now. 241 00:13:49.990 --> 00:13:52.625 Two? Two? 242 00:13:52.726 --> 00:13:55.744 Mandi hated being number two. 243 00:13:58.065 --> 00:14:02.402 - This is war. - Oh, God. 244 00:14:05.639 --> 00:14:08.190 - Elliot, we need a little favor. - Sure. 245 00:14:08.291 --> 00:14:11.361 Chastity. 246 00:14:11.663 --> 00:14:15.115 - Hey. - Anything. 247 00:14:15.316 --> 00:14:17.282 - You're on the Web team, right? - Of course. 248 00:14:17.383 --> 00:14:19.435 Trained in Java and C++. 249 00:14:19.537 --> 00:14:22.038 I also have my Math Club Card, Hacker Membership, Journalist Pass, 250 00:14:22.139 --> 00:14:27.343 - and I do a little salsa for the ladies. - Oh! 251 00:14:27.444 --> 00:14:28.912 How can I be of service? 252 00:14:29.914 --> 00:14:34.202 Oops. 253 00:14:34.303 --> 00:14:37.972 - Sorry. - Oh, gross! 254 00:14:38.073 --> 00:14:42.510 Abby Scabby's face looks as red and pussy as it did in seventh grade. 255 00:14:42.611 --> 00:14:44.278 Zit cream much? 256 00:14:44.480 --> 00:14:48.716 Mandi was creative, ruthless, unrelenting. 257 00:14:48.818 --> 00:14:53.137 - I'd seen her kind before. - Need a napkin? 258 00:14:59.312 --> 00:15:02.981 And this was just the beginning. 259 00:15:05.717 --> 00:15:07.519 Brutal. 260 00:15:12.192 --> 00:15:16.328 You know, most girls would have laughed, texted back or posted a status update. 261 00:15:16.429 --> 00:15:18.530 Do I look like most girls? 262 00:15:29.325 --> 00:15:30.960 Oh, God. 263 00:15:31.462 --> 00:15:33.229 What a paint job! 264 00:15:40.004 --> 00:15:42.071 Need another one? 265 00:15:49.146 --> 00:15:51.447 Hey, Abby, let me give you a ride home. 266 00:15:52.650 --> 00:15:53.717 I don't bite. 267 00:16:06.114 --> 00:16:09.249 - Nice house. - Thanks. 268 00:16:16.641 --> 00:16:20.694 Abby? Honey, what's wrong? 269 00:16:35.744 --> 00:16:39.113 - May I help you? - Oh, hi. 270 00:16:39.215 --> 00:16:42.884 I gave Abby a ride home from school, and she dropped this. 271 00:16:42.985 --> 00:16:45.287 What happened to Abby's car? Did she have an accident? 272 00:16:45.388 --> 00:16:47.355 She had an accident, didn't she? Was she hurt? 273 00:16:47.456 --> 00:16:51.360 No, it wasn't an accident. It was just some girls at school. 274 00:16:51.461 --> 00:16:54.862 Again? I knew we should have sent her to St. Mary's. 275 00:16:54.963 --> 00:16:59.402 Right. Well, tell Abby, Jo said goodbye. 276 00:17:04.174 --> 00:17:05.406 She's a wreck. 277 00:17:05.507 --> 00:17:08.443 Our poor baby, she keeps saying that everybody hates her. 278 00:17:08.712 --> 00:17:11.214 I'll buy her some new clothes, a week at a spa. 279 00:17:11.315 --> 00:17:13.800 Money's not gonna fix this, Sidney. 280 00:17:13.901 --> 00:17:17.737 She's sobbing her eyes out, and I don't know what to do. 281 00:17:17.838 --> 00:17:20.640 If only she had some friends. 282 00:17:33.071 --> 00:17:34.872 Listen, Jo, she's devastated. 283 00:17:34.973 --> 00:17:38.641 But it's her senior year, and I want it to be perfect. 284 00:17:38.743 --> 00:17:40.911 I mean, just look at that face. 285 00:17:41.012 --> 00:17:43.046 She needs you. We need you. 286 00:17:43.147 --> 00:17:44.714 And we're willing to pay. 287 00:17:44.815 --> 00:17:48.736 - What? - For you to be her friend. 288 00:17:48.838 --> 00:17:52.006 Two, three, 4,000 to get you started. 289 00:17:52.107 --> 00:17:54.291 - You're crazy. - Wait, please. 290 00:17:54.392 --> 00:17:56.827 I have more money than I know what to do with. 291 00:17:56.928 --> 00:17:59.597 And if I can't buy my daughter's happiness, then what is it worth? 292 00:17:59.698 --> 00:18:03.818 - You can't buy friends. - OK. Don't call it a friend. 293 00:18:03.919 --> 00:18:09.057 Call it her bodyguard, guardian angel, fairy god-sister. 294 00:18:10.008 --> 00:18:11.977 There must be something you want. 295 00:18:12.078 --> 00:18:14.312 Some dream I can help come true. 296 00:18:14.413 --> 00:18:18.583 A new car? A trip to Europe? College? 297 00:18:20.920 --> 00:18:22.772 College. 298 00:18:22.873 --> 00:18:25.756 Today's economy, it's rough out there. 299 00:18:25.857 --> 00:18:30.546 You need money for college, and it isn't cheap. 300 00:18:30.647 --> 00:18:32.298 - Let me pay for yours. - Forget it. 301 00:18:32.399 --> 00:18:34.933 Look, just try it out for 30 days, risk-free. 302 00:18:35.034 --> 00:18:37.202 I guarantee you'll be happy you did. 303 00:18:37.303 --> 00:18:40.639 And just for trying, I'll buy your college books for freshman year, 304 00:18:40.740 --> 00:18:45.361 which are yours to keep, no questions asked, as my little gift to you. 305 00:18:47.530 --> 00:18:49.497 Sidney was pretty convincing, 306 00:18:49.599 --> 00:18:51.667 and I should have realized why. 307 00:18:51.769 --> 00:18:54.470 He was the king of infomercials. 308 00:18:54.571 --> 00:18:58.006 He could sell anything from meat juicers to cat toilets... 309 00:18:58.108 --> 00:19:00.009 to my college tuition. 310 00:19:00.111 --> 00:19:01.611 I knew it was crazy. 311 00:19:01.712 --> 00:19:03.880 But Abby'd have a good senior year, 312 00:19:03.981 --> 00:19:08.252 and I'd get my dream of Carnegie Mellon University. 313 00:19:09.553 --> 00:19:12.756 I figured, who would it hurt? 314 00:19:14.241 --> 00:19:15.676 Four hundred people already viewed it. 315 00:19:15.777 --> 00:19:18.061 That computer geek lived up to his promise. 316 00:19:18.162 --> 00:19:21.514 Which is like a rarity in life, that anyone ever comes through. 317 00:19:21.615 --> 00:19:23.449 Especially fathers and doctors. 318 00:19:23.550 --> 00:19:25.853 Not my legs, Chastity, my face. 319 00:19:25.954 --> 00:19:30.090 I'm getting all red and splotchy. Ugh. 320 00:19:30.191 --> 00:19:31.592 - Uh-oh. - What? 321 00:19:31.693 --> 00:19:34.244 You're never gonna believe this. 322 00:19:34.345 --> 00:19:35.546 What do you mean? 323 00:19:35.647 --> 00:19:38.582 Someone posted a link on your page to another video. 324 00:19:38.683 --> 00:19:42.787 Look, it's that new girl, Jo. She totally bailed Abby out. 325 00:19:42.888 --> 00:19:47.057 Ugh, who is this girl? Some bad-ass biker chick? 326 00:19:47.159 --> 00:19:50.412 - There's tons of comments. - Ugh. 327 00:19:50.513 --> 00:19:55.149 - All the guys think she's hot. - OK. 328 00:19:56.352 --> 00:19:58.119 So she's hot. 329 00:19:58.221 --> 00:20:00.088 She's well-connected. 330 00:20:00.190 --> 00:20:02.658 I mean, she's pretty much one of us. 331 00:20:02.758 --> 00:20:04.927 So we'll just need to make it very clear that, 332 00:20:05.028 --> 00:20:08.463 from here on out, she's only nice to the people we like. 333 00:20:08.565 --> 00:20:11.917 Agreed? 334 00:20:17.556 --> 00:20:20.193 Mandi, can I get a quote from you on the school play, 335 00:20:20.294 --> 00:20:22.395 or the lacrosse team, or just, like, anything, really? 336 00:20:22.496 --> 00:20:25.898 God, I am not up for the paparazzi this morning. 337 00:20:29.036 --> 00:20:31.721 It's so embarrassing how much they love me. 338 00:20:31.822 --> 00:20:35.124 I'm Mandi, with an "i". And you're Jo, right? 339 00:20:35.225 --> 00:20:37.694 - That's me. - So, Jo, since you're new here, 340 00:20:37.795 --> 00:20:40.947 I thought we'd help you out, let you know who to hang out with. 341 00:20:41.147 --> 00:20:43.468 - Us. - The real welcoming committee... 342 00:20:43.469 --> 00:20:44.369 had arrived. 343 00:20:44.669 --> 00:20:47.805 - And who not to. - Did I say "welcoming?" 344 00:20:47.906 --> 00:20:51.874 Uh, oh, wow. 345 00:20:51.976 --> 00:20:53.510 Thanks. 346 00:20:53.612 --> 00:20:56.313 But I think I can figure that out on my own. 347 00:20:56.414 --> 00:21:00.685 Really? Well, I... I haven't been impressed so far. 348 00:21:00.786 --> 00:21:03.520 - Excuse me? - But I'm a benevolent dictator, 349 00:21:03.621 --> 00:21:08.310 so why don't we discuss over a non-fat, no-sugar raspberry Frappuccino... 350 00:21:08.411 --> 00:21:10.945 - at the coffee joint? - We only use Skinny-and-Sweet. 351 00:21:11.047 --> 00:21:13.313 It's like cellulite in a straw, but without the cellulite. 352 00:21:13.415 --> 00:21:16.082 As scientifically interesting as that sounds, 353 00:21:16.183 --> 00:21:17.502 I'll have to pass. 354 00:21:17.603 --> 00:21:21.055 Oh, it wasn't a question. 355 00:21:21.156 --> 00:21:24.559 Oops. Guess I answered anyway. 356 00:21:27.063 --> 00:21:28.079 Oh, my God. Hi. 357 00:21:28.180 --> 00:21:30.815 I'm Quinn Shinn, editor of the school paper. 358 00:21:30.916 --> 00:21:34.853 That was unbelievable. Nobody turns Mandi down. 359 00:21:34.955 --> 00:21:38.323 - I just didn't feel like going. - You're kidding, right? 360 00:21:38.424 --> 00:21:42.428 No, the Plastics are goddesses. And Mandi can, like, ruin you. 361 00:21:42.528 --> 00:21:44.763 I wrote one article on school uniforms, 362 00:21:44.864 --> 00:21:47.531 and she put strawberries in my yogurt. 363 00:21:47.632 --> 00:21:49.468 How horrible for you? 364 00:21:49.569 --> 00:21:52.204 Oh, I had an allergic reaction to the strawberries, 365 00:21:52.305 --> 00:21:56.508 swelled up like a big Arothron hispidus. That's a blowfish. 366 00:21:56.610 --> 00:21:59.011 Be careful, Jo. 367 00:21:59.112 --> 00:22:02.514 Thanks, but I'm not that worried. 368 00:22:10.306 --> 00:22:11.990 Hey, what's up? 369 00:22:12.091 --> 00:22:15.094 So you dropped your notebook, but I gave it back to your dad. 370 00:22:15.195 --> 00:22:17.898 Pretty cool sketches. Are you an artist? 371 00:22:17.999 --> 00:22:22.035 Look, it's cool, I get it. You don't have to... 372 00:22:22.236 --> 00:22:25.289 - Get what? - Principal Duvall sent you. 373 00:22:25.390 --> 00:22:28.708 But look, the welcoming committee was just a stupid idea. 374 00:22:28.810 --> 00:22:31.129 I mean, really, you're the first new student here in ages, 375 00:22:31.230 --> 00:22:33.529 so you're off the hook. 376 00:22:33.631 --> 00:22:36.549 - Thanks for the ride, though. - Sure. 377 00:22:40.422 --> 00:22:44.591 Registration for AP test has closed. 378 00:22:44.692 --> 00:22:46.660 Now... 379 00:22:46.762 --> 00:22:49.630 Uh, now, we all know the tradition here at North Shore... 380 00:22:49.731 --> 00:22:54.169 is to, uh, use the Homecoming Dance... 381 00:22:54.270 --> 00:22:58.639 to fund-raise for charity, okay? 382 00:23:01.544 --> 00:23:03.112 'Cause otherwise you all would just think... 383 00:23:03.213 --> 00:23:05.813 the world revolves around you and football. 384 00:23:05.914 --> 00:23:09.368 And it doesn't, OK? 385 00:23:09.469 --> 00:23:10.985 I told you not to walk in front of... 386 00:23:11.087 --> 00:23:13.488 Babe, I already chose your tuxedo, rented the limo and... 387 00:23:13.589 --> 00:23:16.525 Oh, red rose corsage, not a frigging carnation. 388 00:23:16.825 --> 00:23:18.995 Mandi, you are so winning Homecoming Queen. 389 00:23:18.996 --> 00:23:19.996 Totally winning. 390 00:23:20.796 --> 00:23:23.698 The school nurse will be heading up the blood drive, 391 00:23:23.799 --> 00:23:25.901 - so sign up for that now. - Please. 392 00:23:26.002 --> 00:23:30.338 Like I'm letting that petri dish of a clinic stick a needle in me. 393 00:23:30.606 --> 00:23:33.174 I know! And no matter what I said... 394 00:23:33.277 --> 00:23:36.113 Hey, uh... do you know where I could catch the bus? 395 00:23:36.114 --> 00:23:37.814 I think it just left. 396 00:23:37.914 --> 00:23:41.417 Classic. This is why I really need to fix my bike today. 397 00:23:41.518 --> 00:23:45.688 Do you know any good auto parts shops? I've gotta get a new spark plug. 398 00:23:45.789 --> 00:23:50.093 Well, I... I think there's Pete's Auto right next to the coffee joint. 399 00:23:50.194 --> 00:23:52.128 I could give you a ride if you want. 400 00:23:52.229 --> 00:23:54.731 I mean, I really owe you one anyway. 401 00:23:54.831 --> 00:23:56.966 Sweet, thanks. 402 00:24:04.625 --> 00:24:06.343 Oh, look, it's Jo! Hey, Jo! 403 00:24:06.511 --> 00:24:11.615 - Hey. - She's with Abby Hanover! 404 00:24:11.716 --> 00:24:13.467 Hi. 405 00:24:31.220 --> 00:24:32.787 Thanks for the lift. 406 00:24:34.890 --> 00:24:36.256 Do you wanna come inside? 407 00:24:36.357 --> 00:24:40.462 I'll probably break something, but... but sure. 408 00:24:47.786 --> 00:24:51.956 - Who's that? - Um, my mom. 409 00:24:54.060 --> 00:24:55.694 She's really pretty. 410 00:24:58.664 --> 00:25:01.599 Yeah. She was. 411 00:25:05.021 --> 00:25:08.640 - What are these? - Um... 412 00:25:08.742 --> 00:25:12.728 That's the Sydney Harbor Bridge and a skyscraper I've been designing. 413 00:25:12.829 --> 00:25:15.781 Kind of hard to tell, I'm a crappy artist. 414 00:25:15.882 --> 00:25:18.502 - I could help, if you want. - Really? 415 00:25:18.786 --> 00:25:22.471 Uh, you're pretty talented, based on those sketches I saw. 416 00:25:22.572 --> 00:25:24.690 You should see my paintings sometime. 417 00:25:24.791 --> 00:25:27.561 Uh, actually, you don't have to. It's a bad idea... 418 00:25:27.662 --> 00:25:30.947 No, that'd be really cool. 419 00:25:31.215 --> 00:25:34.584 OK. You ready to go change a spark plug? 420 00:25:42.277 --> 00:25:45.745 My gosh, is that a friend? 421 00:25:45.846 --> 00:25:47.447 Maybe you were right. 422 00:25:47.548 --> 00:25:50.184 Girls aren't so bad after all. 423 00:25:51.787 --> 00:25:54.422 Hello, Mr. Winkle! 424 00:25:54.523 --> 00:25:58.843 Are those illegal parts? I'll bet you're running a chop shop over there. 425 00:25:58.944 --> 00:26:02.813 Well, I've installed security cameras, and I'll be watching you. 426 00:26:02.914 --> 00:26:07.201 - You hear? - Goodbye, Mr. Winkle. 427 00:26:21.133 --> 00:26:25.270 Jo Mitchell, you have no idea how scary I can be. 428 00:26:36.650 --> 00:26:39.635 Hey, Abby! How are you? 429 00:26:39.736 --> 00:26:42.555 Ah! 430 00:26:42.656 --> 00:26:45.457 - I can't get up! - Are you all right? 431 00:26:45.559 --> 00:26:48.228 I don't know. Pull me as hard as you can. 432 00:26:48.329 --> 00:26:49.429 OK. 433 00:26:54.735 --> 00:26:57.820 - Now what? - Uh, help me up. 434 00:26:57.921 --> 00:26:59.755 OK. 435 00:27:01.425 --> 00:27:04.827 Seriously? Who would ever think of something so childish, 436 00:27:04.928 --> 00:27:08.832 yet brilliant, except a bunch of mean girls? 437 00:27:09.967 --> 00:27:12.419 - Hey, Mandi. - Hi. 438 00:27:15.572 --> 00:27:16.793 Now, what do we do? 439 00:27:16.994 --> 00:27:19.594 I would've strangled her right there... 440 00:27:19.694 --> 00:27:20.978 Meet me in the bathroom. 441 00:27:21.079 --> 00:27:23.280 Bring any spare clothes that you have. 442 00:27:23.381 --> 00:27:26.049 if I could get off the Vespa. 443 00:27:27.852 --> 00:27:31.188 Wow. Bad-ass! 444 00:27:31.289 --> 00:27:34.125 So cool. 445 00:27:34.226 --> 00:27:35.894 Coming through! 446 00:27:38.463 --> 00:27:40.130 Sorry! 447 00:27:41.366 --> 00:27:42.666 Are you okay? 448 00:27:44.203 --> 00:27:45.353 This is all my fault. 449 00:27:45.454 --> 00:27:46.955 You should've never hung out with me. 450 00:27:47.056 --> 00:27:48.723 Mandi's gonna make your life a living hell. 451 00:27:48.824 --> 00:27:50.457 Abby, you can't live in fear. 452 00:27:50.558 --> 00:27:54.129 - Did you find me something to wear? - Just my art smock. 453 00:27:54.230 --> 00:27:56.732 That'll have to do. Thanks. 454 00:27:58.801 --> 00:28:02.437 - Do you need my help? - I think I got it. 455 00:28:04.107 --> 00:28:06.141 - How do I look? - Great. 456 00:28:09.829 --> 00:28:11.863 - Hey, nice look. - It's not funny. 457 00:28:11.964 --> 00:28:16.001 - I'm not joking, it's hot. - Thanks. 458 00:28:21.108 --> 00:28:24.210 No unauthorized videos of my students on the monitor. 459 00:28:24.711 --> 00:28:25.814 By the next day, 460 00:28:25.815 --> 00:28:29.014 I hoped everyone would've forgotten about my wardrobe malfunction, 461 00:28:29.015 --> 00:28:31.101 but it wasn't what I was expecting. 462 00:28:31.202 --> 00:28:36.255 Apparently, holding your head high after a Mandi vendetta earned you points. 463 00:28:45.482 --> 00:28:49.836 - Oh, my gosh, this is so cool! - You started it. 464 00:28:49.938 --> 00:28:51.955 It was your smock. 465 00:28:55.727 --> 00:28:58.545 - It's cute. - It's pathetic. 466 00:28:58.646 --> 00:29:03.350 I could smear paint all over my Versace, but I have taste, style. 467 00:29:03.452 --> 00:29:05.236 They're just sheep. 468 00:29:05.337 --> 00:29:09.356 Chastity, make out with the student intern in the front office, get Jo's file. 469 00:29:09.457 --> 00:29:11.359 Hope, stalk her. 470 00:29:11.460 --> 00:29:13.628 I want to know everything. 471 00:29:25.841 --> 00:29:27.742 Wow, this is amazing. 472 00:29:27.811 --> 00:29:30.711 You shouldn't waste your talent on sketches for me. 473 00:29:30.813 --> 00:29:33.314 Oh, I don't mind. 474 00:29:33.415 --> 00:29:34.566 All right, what should we work on first? 475 00:29:34.667 --> 00:29:37.319 Um, well, I love building cars with my dad, 476 00:29:37.420 --> 00:29:41.756 but I wanna... I wanna design something more lasting and permanent. 477 00:29:41.857 --> 00:29:45.694 I.M. Pei, for instance, designs the most amazing buildings, 478 00:29:45.795 --> 00:29:48.531 - and Joseph Strauss... - Built the Golden Gate Bridge. 479 00:29:48.632 --> 00:29:52.234 Yeah, my family went there last summer. It's pretty awesome. 480 00:29:52.935 --> 00:29:55.422 Well, then, why don't we start with San Francisco? 481 00:29:55.423 --> 00:29:56.723 All right, cool. 482 00:29:57.123 --> 00:30:01.477 Oh, um... yeah, and if my dad asks, this is a school project. 483 00:30:01.578 --> 00:30:04.263 He thinks artists are, like, homeless hippies, so... 484 00:30:04.364 --> 00:30:07.066 - I don't wanna get you in trouble. - Oh, no, no, no! 485 00:30:07.250 --> 00:30:09.752 I need some more samples for my portfolio anyway. 486 00:30:09.853 --> 00:30:11.854 I'm applying to NYU Design School. 487 00:30:11.955 --> 00:30:16.526 Or, as I tell my dad, Columbia Pre-Med. 488 00:30:19.480 --> 00:30:23.750 These are... They're incredible. 489 00:30:23.852 --> 00:30:26.152 Thanks. 490 00:30:31.325 --> 00:30:33.427 Tyler, late. Sit. 491 00:30:33.528 --> 00:30:35.479 While I was breaking all my rules with Abby, 492 00:30:35.580 --> 00:30:38.165 I figured I could enjoy a few other things 493 00:30:38.266 --> 00:30:39.934 North Shore had to offer. 494 00:30:40.035 --> 00:30:44.155 He could walk in late any day he wanted. 495 00:30:46.224 --> 00:30:47.992 ¶ You're taking over my heart ¶ 496 00:30:48.093 --> 00:30:51.295 ¶ Taking over my head Making me rewind ¶ 497 00:30:51.396 --> 00:30:54.465 ¶ Everything that you said I can't concentrate ¶ 498 00:30:54.566 --> 00:30:59.837 ¶ My mind hesitates Everything that you do ¶ 499 00:30:59.938 --> 00:31:03.074 ¶ I stop on a dime When you come around ¶ 500 00:31:03.175 --> 00:31:08.347 ¶ It's always the same Don't you know you're my favorite distraction? ¶ 501 00:31:09.833 --> 00:31:11.299 Hey. 502 00:31:11.399 --> 00:31:13.401 Oh. Hi. 503 00:31:13.502 --> 00:31:15.987 OK, everybody, big day today. 504 00:31:16.172 --> 00:31:20.843 A&M beat Arkansas in overtime on Saturday. Yes! 505 00:31:20.944 --> 00:31:25.447 Oh, and today, we commence the great egg-drop project. 506 00:31:25.548 --> 00:31:27.117 Young lady, that is where we drop... 507 00:31:27.118 --> 00:31:29.018 a boiled egg in a parachute without it breaking. 508 00:31:29.019 --> 00:31:32.155 You'll be judged on style and structure. 509 00:31:32.256 --> 00:31:35.190 And if you'd just like to opt out and bring in deviled eggs for the class... 510 00:31:35.291 --> 00:31:37.610 Tempting, but doesn't the top student have the option 511 00:31:37.711 --> 00:31:40.813 to submit for the Thompson-Bird Architecture scholarship? 512 00:31:40.914 --> 00:31:45.134 Yes, not that any of you slackers care. 513 00:31:45.235 --> 00:31:49.806 Eligibility for the scholarship requires a 4.5 GPA, 514 00:31:49.907 --> 00:31:53.644 at least a 2300 on your SATs, math and verbal, 515 00:31:53.745 --> 00:31:55.712 top scores on all class projects 516 00:31:55.813 --> 00:32:00.801 and a glowing letter of recommendation from me. 517 00:32:00.902 --> 00:32:04.788 And as you know, I don't glow often. 518 00:32:07.958 --> 00:32:10.461 Let me guess, we're gonna have to win. 519 00:32:10.562 --> 00:32:12.162 Pretty much. 520 00:32:12.263 --> 00:32:15.966 Well, then maybe we should get in some extra study time. 521 00:32:16.067 --> 00:32:18.168 Go to a movie or something? 522 00:32:18.269 --> 00:32:21.338 - Tomorrow night? - Sounds good. 523 00:32:29.630 --> 00:32:31.498 - Hey! - Guess what? 524 00:32:31.599 --> 00:32:33.501 Tyler just asked me out. 525 00:32:33.602 --> 00:32:36.237 It was amazing, having a friend to confide in. 526 00:32:36.339 --> 00:32:38.440 Jo, you can't. It'd be a big mistake. 527 00:32:38.540 --> 00:32:40.508 - Or not. - You don't know who he... 528 00:32:40.609 --> 00:32:43.878 He's my shop partner, and I've seen him without a shirt. 529 00:32:43.980 --> 00:32:46.047 Good enough for me. 530 00:32:47.582 --> 00:32:49.218 ¶ Can't stay this way forever ¶ 531 00:32:53.388 --> 00:32:56.124 ¶ Let's stay this way forever ¶ 532 00:32:56.225 --> 00:32:58.127 Oh, my God! Tyler is a total traitor. 533 00:32:58.361 --> 00:33:01.097 - She's so crossed the line. - Who has? 534 00:33:01.198 --> 00:33:04.984 That bitch, Jo. God, Nick, keep up. 535 00:33:05.085 --> 00:33:07.119 And give me your car keys. 536 00:33:10.423 --> 00:33:11.757 Don't. 537 00:33:13.161 --> 00:33:16.311 - Where you goin'? - Nowhere. Out with a friend. 538 00:33:16.413 --> 00:33:19.948 Your friend's got a nice car. And your friend is also a guy. 539 00:33:20.050 --> 00:33:21.717 Goodbye, Dad. I'll be home by ten. 540 00:33:21.818 --> 00:33:25.088 Nice wheels. 541 00:33:25.189 --> 00:33:26.588 Nick insisted I borrow his car. 542 00:33:26.689 --> 00:33:28.958 I figured you take cars pretty seriously, so I took him up on it. 543 00:33:29.060 --> 00:33:31.661 Does that mean I get to drive? 544 00:33:31.762 --> 00:33:33.263 Yes. 545 00:33:34.498 --> 00:33:36.799 - Oh, thank you. - After you. 546 00:33:36.900 --> 00:33:39.202 Thank you very much. 547 00:33:45.410 --> 00:33:47.478 ¶ Doctor, won't you help me please? ¶ 548 00:33:47.830 --> 00:33:51.031 ¶ Don't know where to go I'm down on my knees ¶ 549 00:33:51.132 --> 00:33:53.551 ¶ I need you ¶ 550 00:33:53.652 --> 00:33:57.472 - ¶ I need you ¶ - ¶ My mother said pick the very best one ¶ 551 00:33:57.573 --> 00:34:01.491 ¶ The very best one is Y-O-U ¶ 552 00:34:01.593 --> 00:34:04.394 I gotta admit, Jo, you did pretty good. 553 00:34:04.495 --> 00:34:06.563 No screaming on the roller coaster, 554 00:34:06.664 --> 00:34:08.532 a solid stomach on the Gravitron. 555 00:34:08.633 --> 00:34:10.935 And kicking your ass at bumper cars. 556 00:34:11.036 --> 00:34:13.470 I like a guy who can take the heat. 557 00:34:13.571 --> 00:34:15.305 Oh, really? 558 00:34:15.406 --> 00:34:18.093 How many guys are you looking at? 559 00:34:19.562 --> 00:34:21.129 Come on, Jo. 560 00:34:21.230 --> 00:34:23.130 Four schools in three years? 561 00:34:23.231 --> 00:34:26.835 How many? Six boyfriends? A dozen? 562 00:34:26.936 --> 00:34:28.904 None. 563 00:34:29.005 --> 00:34:32.173 But I'm sort of breaking all my rules this year. 564 00:34:32.274 --> 00:34:34.476 You've never had a boyfriend? 565 00:34:34.577 --> 00:34:37.695 Shut up! So I never played Spin the Bottle, 566 00:34:37.796 --> 00:34:40.933 I never suffered through Seven Minutes in Heaven. 567 00:34:41.418 --> 00:34:43.569 Never... 568 00:34:43.670 --> 00:34:45.270 ...kissed anyone? 569 00:34:45.371 --> 00:34:46.955 ¶ So I fell into your hands ¶ 570 00:34:47.056 --> 00:34:48.640 ¶ I don't know where we'll land ¶ 571 00:34:48.741 --> 00:34:51.477 ¶ I'm just going with the flow ¶ 572 00:34:51.578 --> 00:34:54.363 ¶ Giving me love, love, love ¶ 573 00:34:54.464 --> 00:34:57.065 ¶ Ah, ah ¶ 574 00:34:57.166 --> 00:35:00.136 ¶ Giving me love, love, love ¶ 575 00:35:00.154 --> 00:35:03.606 ¶ Ah, ah More than I ever need ¶ 576 00:35:03.708 --> 00:35:06.711 ¶ Your love ¶ 577 00:35:06.812 --> 00:35:09.295 Beginning of the blood drive this month, so sign up now. 578 00:35:09.396 --> 00:35:12.231 That's it from me, I'm your principal. 579 00:35:12.332 --> 00:35:14.167 You know me. I'll see you in the hallways. 580 00:35:14.268 --> 00:35:16.954 Remember, stay left, or right... 581 00:35:17.055 --> 00:35:19.572 - How'd it go? - Perfect, you had nothing to worry about. 582 00:35:19.673 --> 00:35:21.440 Hello, North Shore, 583 00:35:21.542 --> 00:35:23.961 last night, our new girl Jo Mitchell... 584 00:35:24.062 --> 00:35:26.380 had a first date, and more. 585 00:35:26.481 --> 00:35:30.201 Come on, Jo. How many? Six boyfriends? A dozen? 586 00:35:30.334 --> 00:35:34.071 None. But I'm sort of breaking all my rules this year. 587 00:35:34.172 --> 00:35:37.390 Oh, God. This isn't happening. 588 00:35:37.491 --> 00:35:39.711 - You've never had a boyfriend? - Shut up! 589 00:35:39.812 --> 00:35:42.213 So I never played Spin the Bottle, 590 00:35:42.396 --> 00:35:46.618 I never suffered through Seven Minutes in Heaven, I... 591 00:35:46.719 --> 00:35:48.636 Never... kissed anyone? 592 00:35:48.788 --> 00:35:51.956 That's right, Jo Mitchell is a virgin! 593 00:35:52.057 --> 00:35:55.093 She's a virgin? 594 00:35:57.496 --> 00:36:00.966 Ah, young love. Isn't it pathetic? 595 00:36:16.465 --> 00:36:20.703 Jo, I'm so sorry. It's gonna be OK, I promise. 596 00:36:29.679 --> 00:36:31.947 Emergency slumber party? 597 00:36:32.048 --> 00:36:34.768 Thanks, Abby. 598 00:36:36.003 --> 00:36:37.603 You're the best. I'm... 599 00:36:37.704 --> 00:36:39.638 I'm sorry I didn't listen. 600 00:36:39.739 --> 00:36:42.358 And Abby was the best. 601 00:36:42.426 --> 00:36:44.694 Which only made me feel worse. 602 00:36:44.796 --> 00:36:46.296 I was totally lying to her, 603 00:36:46.397 --> 00:36:49.331 the one person who kept having my back. 604 00:36:49.433 --> 00:36:51.435 Maybe I deserved Mandi's torture. 605 00:36:51.536 --> 00:36:54.020 Jo, I'm sorry, I didn't... 606 00:36:54.121 --> 00:36:55.923 How could you set me up like that? 607 00:36:56.024 --> 00:36:59.026 I hope you and Mandi are very happy together. 608 00:37:00.495 --> 00:37:02.563 I can't believe him! 609 00:37:05.599 --> 00:37:08.102 Jo, how are you holding up? 610 00:37:08.203 --> 00:37:11.738 Elliot wanted to do a story on virgins in high school, 611 00:37:11.839 --> 00:37:13.523 but I totally nixed it. 612 00:37:13.875 --> 00:37:16.226 - Uh, hi. You're Jo, right? - Yeah. 613 00:37:16.278 --> 00:37:20.815 Guys. Last year, all 3 of us fell for this jerk of a senior. 614 00:37:20.916 --> 00:37:23.250 We put out, and he dumped us the next day. 615 00:37:23.351 --> 00:37:25.970 We should have waited, like you, for the right guy. 616 00:37:26.071 --> 00:37:28.222 - Yeah, no kidding. - Yeah. 617 00:37:28.323 --> 00:37:30.407 Tyler wasn't exactly the right guy. 618 00:37:30.510 --> 00:37:32.511 He was just another one of Mandi's puppets. 619 00:37:32.612 --> 00:37:34.962 Yeah, well, we just wanted to tell you we think you're awesome. 620 00:37:35.230 --> 00:37:37.031 - Yeah, definitely. - See you around. 621 00:37:37.132 --> 00:37:39.101 Thanks! 622 00:37:39.202 --> 00:37:40.769 Why does he even put up with her? 623 00:37:40.871 --> 00:37:42.921 Why wouldn't he? You can't choose your siblings. 624 00:37:45.224 --> 00:37:48.410 - What? Siblings? - I thought he told you. 625 00:37:48.511 --> 00:37:50.979 - Tyler is Mandi's stepbrother. - I'm such an idiot! 626 00:37:51.080 --> 00:37:55.886 - I thought they were just hooking up. - Oh, gross! 627 00:37:55.987 --> 00:37:59.555 But now you see why it was so easy for Mandi to bug your date. 628 00:37:59.656 --> 00:38:02.726 No way, not Tyler. It had to have been someone else. 629 00:38:02.827 --> 00:38:04.794 Oh, my God. We were in Nick's car. 630 00:38:04.895 --> 00:38:07.879 - You dick! You bugged the car? - Come on, man. 631 00:38:07.980 --> 00:38:10.198 - I thought it was fun... - Don't you turn your back on me, Nick! 632 00:38:10.300 --> 00:38:12.168 What are you gonna do, Tyler? You're gonna hit your best friend? 633 00:38:12.269 --> 00:38:14.620 - Break it up! That's enough! - Can't you take a joke? 634 00:38:14.722 --> 00:38:16.489 - I'm gonna mess you up! - You don't scare me! 635 00:38:16.590 --> 00:38:18.491 You don't scare me. 636 00:38:18.592 --> 00:38:20.893 - Punch me! Bring it on! - Come on. Are you afraid? 637 00:38:20.994 --> 00:38:22.161 Well, that was fun. 638 00:38:22.262 --> 00:38:24.163 Hope, what else do we have on the Virgin Queen? 639 00:38:24.264 --> 00:38:28.469 Well, a 4.5 GPA, high SATs, three AP classes and... 640 00:38:28.503 --> 00:38:31.087 Oh, she's applying for architecture scholarships. 641 00:38:31.188 --> 00:38:34.807 Her dream, Carnegie Mellon University. 642 00:38:34.909 --> 00:38:38.462 - Hm. - OK, so one more time. 643 00:38:38.563 --> 00:38:43.166 She's never made out with anyone... ever? 644 00:38:43.267 --> 00:38:45.268 Or this week? 645 00:38:47.422 --> 00:38:49.723 Hey, not so fast. 646 00:38:49.824 --> 00:38:52.160 Uh, today's your lucky day. We got a sale going on. 647 00:38:52.261 --> 00:38:55.896 - 20 percent off all grade changes. - Look, just leave me alone. 648 00:38:55.997 --> 00:38:58.698 Look, I'm just trying to say I'm sorry, OK? 649 00:38:58.799 --> 00:39:00.701 I was clouded by lust. 650 00:39:00.802 --> 00:39:05.705 And if it helps, I got kicked off the Web team for abuse of power. 651 00:39:05.806 --> 00:39:07.609 You're still a jerk. 652 00:39:07.710 --> 00:39:10.612 At least your shirt's funny. 653 00:39:18.621 --> 00:39:22.991 Nice fight in the cafeteria. I could smell the testosterone. 654 00:39:23.092 --> 00:39:24.543 Does this mean I'm forgiven? 655 00:39:24.644 --> 00:39:28.179 Well, it's not your fault that your dad married Mandi's mom. 656 00:39:28.280 --> 00:39:32.167 But next time, warn me that you live with Mandi... 657 00:39:32.268 --> 00:39:34.670 in a totally platonic way. 658 00:39:34.771 --> 00:39:37.673 Wait, you thought...? 659 00:39:37.774 --> 00:39:39.508 Dude, gross! 660 00:39:39.609 --> 00:39:42.278 But despite Quinn and Abby's urging, 661 00:39:42.379 --> 00:39:44.781 I refused to stoop to Mandi's level. 662 00:39:44.882 --> 00:39:50.286 Besides, I was having so much fun with my new friends, I almost didn't care. 663 00:39:50.387 --> 00:39:52.155 You coming? 664 00:39:53.991 --> 00:39:57.261 Who are those girls? Do they even go to our school? 665 00:39:57.361 --> 00:39:59.163 I was just looking at the Homecoming Web site, 666 00:39:59.264 --> 00:40:01.164 and everybody's talking about the hot, new couple. 667 00:40:01.265 --> 00:40:04.768 Nick and I are the hottest couple in school. 668 00:40:04.869 --> 00:40:07.004 Not anymore. 669 00:40:18.315 --> 00:40:21.318 So this was it, the first challenge. 670 00:40:21.419 --> 00:40:23.370 Success was worth 100 points, 671 00:40:23.471 --> 00:40:28.142 and I needed every point I could get to qualify for the scholarship. 672 00:40:30.161 --> 00:40:34.263 Boiled egg in the structure. No breaks, no bruises. 673 00:40:35.333 --> 00:40:37.652 - Ready? - Ready. 674 00:40:37.753 --> 00:40:40.538 And... drop! 675 00:40:44.528 --> 00:40:47.228 OK, who switched the eggs? 676 00:40:47.329 --> 00:40:50.265 Who? No one? 677 00:40:54.504 --> 00:40:58.055 Oh, well. Who's next? 678 00:40:58.156 --> 00:41:02.260 Mandi had found a new part of my life to destroy: 679 00:41:02.362 --> 00:41:05.597 my chance at the Thomson-Bird scholarship. 680 00:41:05.898 --> 00:41:08.534 Our next experiment didn't go much better. 681 00:41:08.835 --> 00:41:11.287 - You ready? - Yeah. 682 00:41:13.723 --> 00:41:15.641 Hope called her doctor on speed dial 683 00:41:15.742 --> 00:41:19.645 and switched our CO2 for laughing gas. 684 00:41:26.887 --> 00:41:28.955 Whoa! 685 00:41:38.348 --> 00:41:40.751 Hey, guys, I'm here. 686 00:41:40.852 --> 00:41:43.019 Seriously, Chastity? 687 00:41:43.120 --> 00:41:45.655 I said "incognito", not "like a flamingo"! 688 00:41:45.756 --> 00:41:48.492 - Oh. - Go. 689 00:41:53.463 --> 00:41:56.750 Ew! Ew! Ew! There's poo on my Jimmy Choo! 690 00:41:56.851 --> 00:41:58.452 Shake it off, shake it off. 691 00:41:58.870 --> 00:42:00.888 Go, slow. 692 00:42:02.090 --> 00:42:03.323 Faster! 693 00:42:07.796 --> 00:42:09.697 Uh, I can't go any further. 694 00:42:09.798 --> 00:42:12.232 What is the matter with you? 695 00:42:21.894 --> 00:42:23.328 Funnel. 696 00:42:24.196 --> 00:42:25.831 The funnel! 697 00:42:25.931 --> 00:42:28.366 - Oh, there you go. - Right. Secret weapon? 698 00:42:28.468 --> 00:42:32.103 - Oh! - Hope, a fanny pack, never OK. 699 00:42:48.055 --> 00:42:49.388 Coffee? 700 00:43:03.354 --> 00:43:04.720 Perfect. 701 00:43:21.956 --> 00:43:27.711 - Dad, what's going on? - It's ruined. 702 00:43:27.812 --> 00:43:30.647 - The whole motor is gummed up. - What? What happened? 703 00:43:30.748 --> 00:43:34.418 - It was running perfectly yesterday. - I don't know. 704 00:43:34.519 --> 00:43:38.238 I don't know, maybe it's the fuel, a faulty part. 705 00:43:38.339 --> 00:43:42.226 It doesn't matter because Jimmy and the boys are expecting a trial run tomorrow. 706 00:43:43.228 --> 00:43:44.712 Dad... 707 00:43:45.980 --> 00:43:47.547 We can figure something out. 708 00:43:47.648 --> 00:43:50.901 There's not enough time, and there's not enough money. 709 00:43:52.404 --> 00:43:57.142 Maybe I can call in a favor, uh, beg for an extension, 710 00:43:57.243 --> 00:43:59.844 tell 'em it was some kind of fluke accident, I don't know. 711 00:44:20.682 --> 00:44:24.136 But this was definitely no accident. 712 00:44:24.237 --> 00:44:26.838 Mandi had gone too far. 713 00:44:26.940 --> 00:44:28.607 Mess with me, fine. 714 00:44:28.708 --> 00:44:31.410 Mess with my family... 715 00:44:31.511 --> 00:44:33.662 ...you're dead. 716 00:44:33.763 --> 00:44:38.068 It was as if all my girl hormones had kicked into overdrive, 717 00:44:38.169 --> 00:44:41.071 and I was out for blood. 718 00:44:41.172 --> 00:44:42.387 The Plastics were going down, 719 00:44:42.488 --> 00:44:46.426 and I didn't care what rules I had to break... 720 00:44:46.527 --> 00:44:48.462 to make her pay. 721 00:44:52.149 --> 00:44:55.151 - What happened? - Mandi happened. 722 00:44:58.055 --> 00:44:59.272 Is that all you got? 723 00:44:59.373 --> 00:45:03.711 Going after my dad, you spoiled, narcissistic bitch! 724 00:45:03.812 --> 00:45:07.614 That's his job, not some play-toy for you! 725 00:45:07.715 --> 00:45:10.017 But it was so much fun. 726 00:45:10.118 --> 00:45:14.222 The way I figure it, no job, no income, no house, no JoJo. 727 00:45:14.323 --> 00:45:18.142 - Right? - I don't run away that easy. 728 00:45:18.243 --> 00:45:20.678 Get over yourself, man-hands. 729 00:45:20.779 --> 00:45:22.780 You're just a passing phase. 730 00:45:22.881 --> 00:45:24.582 I'm here for the long run. 731 00:45:29.654 --> 00:45:33.324 Oh, yeah? Are you sure about that? 732 00:45:41.483 --> 00:45:45.070 Ooh! Coffee? 733 00:45:52.962 --> 00:45:57.099 Abby, you don't need to do this with me. 734 00:45:57.200 --> 00:46:01.536 Of course I do. It's what best friends are for. 735 00:46:06.793 --> 00:46:09.529 There's something I need to tell you. 736 00:46:11.882 --> 00:46:14.768 This was it, the moment to tell Abby 737 00:46:14.869 --> 00:46:18.705 I'd made a deal with her father that I totally regretted, 738 00:46:18.806 --> 00:46:21.557 and beg for forgiveness. 739 00:46:21.658 --> 00:46:23.126 But looking at her, 740 00:46:23.228 --> 00:46:26.329 the idea of losing my first best friend in a long time, 741 00:46:26.430 --> 00:46:27.814 I couldn't do it. 742 00:46:27.915 --> 00:46:31.351 So, what do you need to tell me? 743 00:46:33.521 --> 00:46:37.656 I, um... 744 00:46:37.757 --> 00:46:42.396 You should know, my last BFF relationship... 745 00:46:42.497 --> 00:46:44.147 crashed and burned. 746 00:46:44.248 --> 00:46:47.401 She became snobby and judgmental 747 00:46:47.502 --> 00:46:50.821 and used guys as pawns of warfare, 748 00:46:50.922 --> 00:46:52.973 which is saying a lot, considering it was fourth grade. 749 00:46:53.074 --> 00:46:57.945 Geez! Sounds like a mini-Mandi. 750 00:46:58.046 --> 00:47:00.481 But don't worry, we're nothing like that. 751 00:47:00.582 --> 00:47:03.168 Success! OK. 752 00:47:03.269 --> 00:47:06.888 I grabbed all the archived papers with the Plastics, 753 00:47:06.989 --> 00:47:10.023 which was pretty much every issue. 754 00:47:10.124 --> 00:47:13.962 - If there's dirt, we'll find it. - What's this? 755 00:47:14.063 --> 00:47:18.801 Mandi's Annual Birthday Bash. Everybody wants to be invited. 756 00:47:18.902 --> 00:47:20.587 But, of course, they aren't. 757 00:47:20.588 --> 00:47:23.288 Mandi never allows anybody to throw a party when she does. 758 00:47:23.388 --> 00:47:26.275 Is that so? 759 00:47:33.182 --> 00:47:35.017 I am so excited. 760 00:47:35.118 --> 00:47:37.853 Tonight is gonna be the perfect night. 761 00:47:37.954 --> 00:47:41.791 It should be. It's costing my dad enough. 762 00:47:41.891 --> 00:47:44.059 Our dad, Tyler. 763 00:47:44.160 --> 00:47:46.629 You know, most people would die to be my brother. 764 00:47:46.730 --> 00:47:50.366 That's only because they don't know what you're really like. 765 00:47:50.468 --> 00:47:53.520 You mean perfect, awesome and popular? 766 00:47:53.621 --> 00:47:58.224 More like conceited, vain and vindictive. 767 00:47:58.325 --> 00:48:00.927 You're only happy when making others miserable. 768 00:48:01.028 --> 00:48:02.829 But high school will end, Mandi. 769 00:48:02.930 --> 00:48:05.231 And then what will you have left? 770 00:48:13.958 --> 00:48:17.060 This is a bad idea. Nobody's gonna show up. 771 00:48:17.161 --> 00:48:20.080 Of course they will. Who wants to go to some expensive party... 772 00:48:20.181 --> 00:48:22.182 with cocktail dresses and raw fish, 773 00:48:22.283 --> 00:48:25.319 where Mandi talks about how awesome she is? 774 00:48:25.420 --> 00:48:27.604 People who think Mandi's awesome. 775 00:48:27.938 --> 00:48:29.689 No one actually thinks that. 776 00:48:29.790 --> 00:48:32.860 Trust me, it's just years of social brainwashing. 777 00:48:32.962 --> 00:48:35.263 Ooh! 778 00:48:35.364 --> 00:48:38.599 Wait, why aren't you guys ready? Huh? 779 00:48:38.700 --> 00:48:43.304 - People will arrive any minute! - We are ready. 780 00:48:43.405 --> 00:48:45.039 No! No! 781 00:48:45.140 --> 00:48:47.009 - Abby, no! Honey! - Mom... 782 00:48:47.110 --> 00:48:49.561 I bought you all those party clothes for a reason. 783 00:48:49.662 --> 00:48:53.314 Now you don't have an excuse, because you're actually the host. 784 00:48:53.415 --> 00:48:55.200 Huh? Come on. Come on, come on! Come on, let's go. 785 00:48:55.301 --> 00:48:57.552 Come on, sugar, let's go! 786 00:48:57.737 --> 00:49:02.406 Come on! My little girl is throwing a party! 787 00:49:05.779 --> 00:49:07.646 - Seriously? - Mom, stop. 788 00:49:07.747 --> 00:49:11.250 Now, Jo, you know you're not gonna have this little body forever. 789 00:49:11.351 --> 00:49:14.086 - Mom! - I'm just saying she oughta show it off. 790 00:49:14.187 --> 00:49:17.122 - Mom, just stop! - In something like this. 791 00:49:17.223 --> 00:49:19.893 - Ugh! Ilene Hanover! - Definitely. 792 00:49:19.994 --> 00:49:22.862 I knew it! 793 00:49:30.637 --> 00:49:32.972 - Invitation, miss? - I don't have one. 794 00:49:33.073 --> 00:49:35.241 Oh, no, I'm sorry, it's invite only. 795 00:49:39.013 --> 00:49:40.513 Okay. 796 00:49:45.703 --> 00:49:50.039 Thank you, thank you all so much for coming to my birth... 797 00:49:53.595 --> 00:49:56.730 Where... Where is everyone? 798 00:50:02.838 --> 00:50:05.172 ¶ Spend it up so big ¶ 799 00:50:05.273 --> 00:50:08.076 ¶ So the whole world knows my love for you ¶ 800 00:50:08.177 --> 00:50:10.911 ¶ So big My heart is so big ¶ 801 00:50:11.013 --> 00:50:14.181 ¶ My love is so big For you ¶ 802 00:50:14.282 --> 00:50:16.151 ¶ For you, for you ¶ 803 00:50:16.252 --> 00:50:19.220 Wow! I can't believe this! 804 00:50:19.321 --> 00:50:23.040 I can't believe this is my house, my party! 805 00:50:23.141 --> 00:50:25.777 Believe it. 806 00:50:25.878 --> 00:50:30.631 - You both look amazing. - Thanks, you're not so bad yourself. 807 00:50:30.733 --> 00:50:35.454 This party rocks! Only where's the food? 808 00:50:35.555 --> 00:50:39.592 Oh, I heard Mandi's serving nigiri sushi. 809 00:50:39.693 --> 00:50:43.361 - That's sushi. - Pizza's coming. 810 00:50:43.463 --> 00:50:46.598 Pizza. 811 00:50:46.699 --> 00:50:49.368 This is a disaster of epic proportions! 812 00:50:49.469 --> 00:50:52.037 I mean, don't panic, Mandi. 813 00:50:52.139 --> 00:50:55.539 Maybe they just got the wrong address. 814 00:50:55.642 --> 00:51:00.112 Or... what if Jo and Abby 815 00:51:00.213 --> 00:51:03.615 are throwing a party tonight? 816 00:51:05.919 --> 00:51:08.988 Stating the obvious much, moron? 817 00:51:09.089 --> 00:51:13.559 - What are we gonna do? - Not go over there? 818 00:51:17.214 --> 00:51:19.648 He's inside! 819 00:51:19.750 --> 00:51:23.753 ¶ Ooh, ooh-ooh ¶ 820 00:51:23.854 --> 00:51:27.090 ¶ Ooh-ooh ¶ 821 00:51:27.509 --> 00:51:30.194 ¶ Now I wanna do it up so big ¶ 822 00:51:39.186 --> 00:51:42.973 Hope, do you still have that vile medicine from your doctor? 823 00:51:43.074 --> 00:51:46.744 You mean the ipecac? Of course. 824 00:51:47.079 --> 00:51:49.764 Oh! 825 00:51:51.082 --> 00:51:55.286 ¶ Before she got your boy doing crazy things ¶ 826 00:51:55.387 --> 00:52:00.125 ¶ That I never thought I'd ever do ¶ 827 00:52:00.226 --> 00:52:03.995 Elliot hasn't stopped staring at you all night. 828 00:52:04.096 --> 00:52:06.747 Really? But he's Elliot. 829 00:52:13.388 --> 00:52:15.072 Thanks. 830 00:52:15.174 --> 00:52:18.010 Oh, thank God, I'm starving. 831 00:52:18.111 --> 00:52:20.445 Do these smell funny? 832 00:52:20.546 --> 00:52:24.716 Maybe the delivery guy mixed up our order. 833 00:52:24.817 --> 00:52:28.587 - Here you go. Thanks. - No problem. Glad to help. 834 00:52:29.689 --> 00:52:31.940 - Wait! Don't eat that. - What? Why? 835 00:52:32.041 --> 00:52:35.245 Because I'm not the only one who paid the pizza guy. 836 00:52:38.782 --> 00:52:40.750 OK, it's done. 837 00:52:40.851 --> 00:52:44.253 Their party's about to get extremely unsanitary. 838 00:52:48.926 --> 00:52:51.761 - What'd I miss? - Oh, nothing, honey bear. 839 00:52:51.862 --> 00:52:53.662 We just have a party to attend. 840 00:52:53.764 --> 00:52:56.500 Oh, and I wouldn't wear nice shoes if I were you. 841 00:52:56.601 --> 00:52:58.334 Perhaps galoshes. 842 00:53:08.013 --> 00:53:13.067 - Happy not your birthday! - Really, Chastity? 843 00:53:13.168 --> 00:53:14.735 Joke. 844 00:53:19.074 --> 00:53:22.343 Wait, nobody's puking. 845 00:53:22.444 --> 00:53:24.478 Oh, thank God! 846 00:53:24.579 --> 00:53:26.513 I mean, damn it! 847 00:53:26.614 --> 00:53:29.534 Where's the pizza? 848 00:53:29.635 --> 00:53:32.068 What the hell happened? 849 00:53:32.170 --> 00:53:35.005 God, Nick, go do something! 850 00:53:37.376 --> 00:53:42.013 - Look at those two. - God, what does Tyler even see in her? 851 00:53:42.114 --> 00:53:45.483 Get over it already, Chastity. My brother is off-limits. 852 00:53:45.584 --> 00:53:47.485 Like what you say matters, Mandi. 853 00:53:47.586 --> 00:53:49.454 You can't even throw a birthday party. 854 00:53:49.555 --> 00:53:51.156 Shut up! 855 00:53:54.476 --> 00:53:57.195 I'll be right back. 856 00:53:57.296 --> 00:53:58.763 Man, the food's all gone. 857 00:53:58.864 --> 00:54:03.202 Oh, Nick, I saved you a piece of pizza. One second. 858 00:54:04.938 --> 00:54:06.571 Why is Mandi here? 859 00:54:06.672 --> 00:54:09.575 Well, I think she was hoping to gloat over a party disaster, 860 00:54:09.676 --> 00:54:13.445 which, if I can count on Nick, won't take long. 861 00:54:15.215 --> 00:54:17.817 - Bon appetit. - Thank you. 862 00:54:21.005 --> 00:54:22.955 Mandi, can I see your invitation? 863 00:54:23.056 --> 00:54:28.361 Because I'm pretty sure I left "Vapid Bitch" off the list. 864 00:54:28.462 --> 00:54:31.447 You think you're so clever, but you're not. 865 00:54:31.548 --> 00:54:33.284 You're just using my brother to get back at me, 866 00:54:33.285 --> 00:54:34.584 and I'm gonna make sure that he knows that. 867 00:54:34.585 --> 00:54:39.539 Not everything is about you, Mandi. Especially not my love life. 868 00:54:40.757 --> 00:54:42.893 At least I have one. 869 00:54:43.211 --> 00:54:44.978 Where's your boyfriend on your birthday? 870 00:54:45.079 --> 00:54:49.167 You wanna see a love life, little virgin? 871 00:54:49.268 --> 00:54:50.934 I'll show you. 872 00:55:12.357 --> 00:55:14.258 Oh, my God, did he just...? 873 00:55:14.360 --> 00:55:17.495 Oh! Oh God, move! Move! 874 00:55:17.596 --> 00:55:20.031 Yep. Sorry about your patio. 875 00:55:20.132 --> 00:55:22.201 Oh, totally worth it! 876 00:55:22.302 --> 00:55:24.818 ¶ Concerning nobody else, just you ¶ 877 00:55:24.920 --> 00:55:26.688 And we didn't just stop there. 878 00:55:26.789 --> 00:55:29.491 Abby, Quinn and I set out to disband the Plastics... 879 00:55:29.593 --> 00:55:30.826 once and for all. 880 00:55:30.927 --> 00:55:33.712 We called ourselves the Anti-Plastics. 881 00:55:33.813 --> 00:55:38.784 Not very original, but it got the point across. 882 00:55:38.885 --> 00:55:40.403 Wow. 883 00:55:40.970 --> 00:55:42.438 Wow. 884 00:55:44.340 --> 00:55:45.909 Wow. 885 00:55:47.844 --> 00:55:52.381 - ¶ So here's my confession ¶ - We gathered our forces. 886 00:55:52.482 --> 00:55:53.683 But as the Anti-Plastics grew, 887 00:55:53.785 --> 00:55:57.103 Mandi started recruiting for her side. 888 00:55:58.371 --> 00:56:00.672 ¶ It's time, it's time ¶ 889 00:56:00.773 --> 00:56:04.477 ¶ I want my name on the marquee ¶ 890 00:56:04.795 --> 00:56:08.064 ¶ I want you to want me ¶ 891 00:56:08.165 --> 00:56:11.901 It was time to break apart the founding members, 892 00:56:12.002 --> 00:56:13.202 starting with Chastity. 893 00:56:14.589 --> 00:56:16.322 So we simply tipped Principal Duvall. 894 00:56:16.424 --> 00:56:19.460 Oh! Oh, Principal Duvall! A note. 895 00:56:19.561 --> 00:56:22.095 Her weakness: a raging libido. 896 00:56:22.196 --> 00:56:26.300 OK, where's the back stairwell that's a herpes infection waiting to happen? 897 00:56:26.402 --> 00:56:28.469 - C-wing. - Thank you. 898 00:56:28.570 --> 00:56:29.904 ¶ Never let me go ¶ 899 00:56:30.005 --> 00:56:32.855 ¶ So I can feed your addiction in the stereo ¶ 900 00:56:32.956 --> 00:56:38.045 ¶ I could be just your type of high ¶ 901 00:56:38.146 --> 00:56:40.047 Elliot, let me borrow that. 902 00:56:40.315 --> 00:56:42.601 ¶ You're talkin' about the narcissist ¶ 903 00:56:42.702 --> 00:56:45.069 The camera! Get to class. 904 00:56:45.170 --> 00:56:48.805 For the love of all that's sanitary, get outta there, people! 905 00:56:48.906 --> 00:56:53.428 ¶ Let the music just take control ¶ 906 00:56:53.529 --> 00:56:55.078 ¶ So here's my confession ¶ 907 00:56:55.179 --> 00:56:57.114 You wait right here, young lady. 908 00:56:57.215 --> 00:57:01.286 You officially earned detention for a week. Unbelievable. 909 00:57:01.387 --> 00:57:04.890 No, no, no! In solitary confinement. Let's go, move it. 910 00:57:04.991 --> 00:57:06.191 - Principal Duvall. - What? 911 00:57:06.292 --> 00:57:09.127 - The announcements! - Oh, yeah, let's go! 912 00:57:13.900 --> 00:57:16.369 - And action! - Good afternoon, everybody. 913 00:57:16.470 --> 00:57:20.138 We have a winner for the Homecoming Dance Charity. 914 00:57:20.239 --> 00:57:23.809 The winner is the Humane Society. 915 00:57:23.910 --> 00:57:27.363 So... Where did you come from? 916 00:57:27.414 --> 00:57:31.067 Get outta here! I'm talking about the importance of neutering here, people! 917 00:57:31.168 --> 00:57:32.701 Cut it off. 918 00:57:34.855 --> 00:57:37.023 - How could you do that? - Do what? 919 00:57:37.124 --> 00:57:41.911 Rat out all of my make-out spots! You're the only one I told, Mandi. 920 00:57:42.012 --> 00:57:45.381 Now, who's gonna do my homework and tell me I'm special? 921 00:57:49.621 --> 00:57:51.153 - Sorry. - Hey! 922 00:57:51.254 --> 00:57:53.389 For Hope, who'd been a hypochondriac 923 00:57:53.490 --> 00:57:55.826 since contracting mono from a water fountain, 924 00:57:55.927 --> 00:57:59.229 we said goodbye to Mandi's "no bodily fluids" rule. 925 00:57:59.331 --> 00:58:02.999 Ew! Oh, my God, oh, my God! 926 00:58:03.100 --> 00:58:07.137 - I'm gonna contract E. coli. - Even worse, you have a zit. 927 00:58:08.006 --> 00:58:10.442 I knew ugliness was contagious! 928 00:58:10.543 --> 00:58:13.877 Hope booked an emergency healing massage and seaweed facial. 929 00:58:15.263 --> 00:58:16.896 ¶ Takes a flash to figure it out ¶ 930 00:58:16.997 --> 00:58:19.534 ¶ But in your memory you might find some holes ¶ 931 00:58:19.635 --> 00:58:23.304 ¶ Oh, like the last six hours That made you realize... ¶ 932 00:58:23.405 --> 00:58:26.874 Unfortunately, there was a mix-up at the spa, 933 00:58:26.975 --> 00:58:29.811 and Hope ended up resembling the Wicked Witch of the West. 934 00:58:29.912 --> 00:58:33.815 It still hadn't faded after an entire weekend. 935 00:58:36.318 --> 00:58:39.788 Mandi! What is wrong with you? 936 00:58:39.889 --> 00:58:42.958 You didn't pick me up. I had to ride my Schwinn. 937 00:58:43.059 --> 00:58:44.994 I don't pick up ogres. 938 00:58:45.095 --> 00:58:48.029 And green, definitely not your color. 939 00:58:48.130 --> 00:58:49.597 Wha...? 940 00:58:51.884 --> 00:58:53.586 Why hasn't it washed away? 941 00:58:53.687 --> 00:58:56.121 I added some long-lasting henna ink. 942 00:58:56.223 --> 00:58:58.257 Don't you think that's a bit much? 943 00:58:58.358 --> 00:59:01.493 Come on, she deserved it. 944 00:59:01.595 --> 00:59:04.263 ¶ Time to do the walk of shame ¶ 945 00:59:04.364 --> 00:59:06.448 ¶ Hide your face... ¶ 946 00:59:21.415 --> 00:59:23.716 Peace out! 947 00:59:27.088 --> 00:59:28.821 Nobody'll ever see that. 948 00:59:29.057 --> 00:59:31.241 With Chastity and Hope down, 949 00:59:31.343 --> 00:59:33.476 there was only one Plastic left. 950 00:59:33.577 --> 00:59:37.213 Cupcakes! Cupcakes! 951 00:59:37.315 --> 00:59:38.982 Red velvet, or perhaps devil's food cake? 952 00:59:39.083 --> 00:59:40.701 - Thank you! - Traitor! 953 00:59:40.886 --> 00:59:44.054 - You don't own me, Mandi. - Oh, yeah? 954 00:59:44.155 --> 00:59:46.339 Oh! 955 00:59:46.440 --> 00:59:49.143 I don't like you right now! 956 00:59:49.244 --> 00:59:51.812 You totally lost my vote. 957 00:59:54.249 --> 00:59:56.250 Yummy frosting, though. 958 00:59:58.219 --> 00:59:59.169 Nice job, Quinn. 959 00:59:59.270 --> 01:00:01.706 You truly are an amazing investigative reporter. 960 01:00:01.807 --> 01:00:05.444 I've been obsess... I mean, watching them for years. 961 01:00:05.545 --> 01:00:08.078 Just needed to dig a little deeper. 962 01:00:10.549 --> 01:00:12.201 Hi! 963 01:00:12.302 --> 01:00:14.236 Hey. 964 01:00:14.337 --> 01:00:17.572 - Hey! - Hey! 965 01:00:17.673 --> 01:00:19.441 - Hi. - Hey! 966 01:00:19.542 --> 01:00:22.494 - Hello, girls. - Hey! 967 01:00:22.595 --> 01:00:24.796 - I already got my dress. - Hey. 968 01:00:24.897 --> 01:00:25.983 Oh, hey, Abby. 969 01:00:25.984 --> 01:00:28.383 Okay, Jo, this year the music better not suck at the dance. 970 01:00:28.384 --> 01:00:30.185 - You've sway with the DJ, right? - Of course. 971 01:00:30.186 --> 01:00:32.354 - What are your requests? - Okay... 972 01:00:32.455 --> 01:00:35.257 - We could get that guy who... - You know, if she keeps... 973 01:00:35.359 --> 01:00:38.394 inviting everybody to join our group, 974 01:00:38.495 --> 01:00:40.295 there won't be any room left. 975 01:00:40.396 --> 01:00:43.999 At least Mandi understood the importance of exclusivity. 976 01:00:44.100 --> 01:00:47.037 Someone has to be the proletariat. 977 01:00:47.138 --> 01:00:49.472 That's lower class. 978 01:00:56.396 --> 01:00:58.564 Hey, kid. Lend me a hand, huh? 979 01:00:58.665 --> 01:01:01.218 Jimmy gave me an extension on delivering the engine. 980 01:01:01.319 --> 01:01:02.869 Um, sorry, Dad. 981 01:01:02.970 --> 01:01:05.404 I've got shopping with Quinn and a movie with Tyler, 982 01:01:05.505 --> 01:01:08.475 and I still have to make my campaign buttons. 983 01:01:08.576 --> 01:01:10.677 Busy, busy! 984 01:01:14.465 --> 01:01:16.533 Busy, busy. 985 01:01:18.253 --> 01:01:19.653 - Hey, Jo. - Hi. 986 01:01:19.754 --> 01:01:21.238 - Hey! - Hi. 987 01:01:21.339 --> 01:01:22.923 - Hey, what's up? - Hey. 988 01:01:23.274 --> 01:01:25.992 - What's up? - Hi. 989 01:01:28.195 --> 01:01:29.763 I wonder how much sugar is in this. 990 01:01:29.864 --> 01:01:32.934 - You did not just ask that. - What? 991 01:01:33.035 --> 01:01:36.071 Jo, you ate, like, two funnel cakes, a hot dog... 992 01:01:36.172 --> 01:01:38.522 and a bag of kettle corn on our first date. 993 01:01:38.623 --> 01:01:42.610 And you didn't wear these crazy studded boots. 994 01:01:49.135 --> 01:01:51.269 Come on. You're kidding me, right? 995 01:01:51.370 --> 01:01:54.105 - Using me to make Chastity jealous? - Look, I was just... 996 01:01:54.206 --> 01:01:56.825 Starting to act a hell of a lot like Mandi, 997 01:01:56.926 --> 01:01:59.277 which is not the kind of girl I want to be dating. 998 01:01:59.378 --> 01:02:02.480 Hey, I am nothing like Mandi. 999 01:02:02.581 --> 01:02:07.052 Oh, really? Running for queen, humiliating people, 1000 01:02:07.153 --> 01:02:10.455 using their secrets against them, dressing like you're on the cover of Rolling Stone, 1001 01:02:10.789 --> 01:02:13.659 which, OK, it's kinda hot sometimes, but not the part... 1002 01:02:13.761 --> 01:02:17.145 where you suddenly care about what everyone else thinks. 1003 01:02:18.682 --> 01:02:20.934 Jo... 1004 01:02:21.035 --> 01:02:24.270 What happened to that girl I met in shop class? 1005 01:02:43.992 --> 01:02:46.526 And when I got home, there it was, 1006 01:02:46.628 --> 01:02:49.496 waiting for me: my future. 1007 01:02:49.597 --> 01:02:52.133 How had I almost forgotten? 1008 01:02:59.073 --> 01:03:01.309 The fat letter! 1009 01:03:01.410 --> 01:03:04.862 - It's good news, right? - The best. 1010 01:03:06.298 --> 01:03:08.682 Ah, Jo. Look, honey, 1011 01:03:08.783 --> 01:03:12.403 I feel lousy about your tuition fund. 1012 01:03:12.504 --> 01:03:14.672 But, honey, that doesn't mean that you shouldn't be excited. 1013 01:03:14.773 --> 01:03:17.826 I mean, CMU, that's... that's big stuff! 1014 01:03:17.926 --> 01:03:19.860 And if I can just get this engine finished, 1015 01:03:19.961 --> 01:03:23.114 or... what about that architectural scholarship? 1016 01:03:23.215 --> 01:03:24.667 The scholarship. 1017 01:03:24.768 --> 01:03:26.535 But somehow, all this campaigning... 1018 01:03:26.636 --> 01:03:30.137 and preening and plotting had gotten in the way. 1019 01:03:30.238 --> 01:03:33.909 I didn't even know what my grade was in shop class anymore. 1020 01:03:35.611 --> 01:03:38.330 Oh, hey, I almost forgot. Um... 1021 01:03:38.431 --> 01:03:41.784 Abby's dad dropped this off for ya. 1022 01:03:41.885 --> 01:03:43.635 So does she know where she's goin' to college yet? 1023 01:03:43.736 --> 01:03:47.956 Um, Abby wants art school, but her dad's more of a pre-med guy. 1024 01:03:48.057 --> 01:03:52.194 Well, just make sure that she knows that to, um, to win the race... 1025 01:03:52.295 --> 01:03:54.613 You gotta be in the race. 1026 01:04:06.377 --> 01:04:08.778 But what if I wanted out? 1027 01:04:08.880 --> 01:04:10.413 What if I wanted to forfeit the race... 1028 01:04:10.514 --> 01:04:14.118 because I didn't deserve to win? 1029 01:04:14.219 --> 01:04:16.969 Got something that's real revolutionary. 1030 01:04:17.070 --> 01:04:20.941 It's gonna revolutionize your gardening experience. 1031 01:04:21.709 --> 01:04:24.211 Hey, Mr. Hanover. 1032 01:04:24.312 --> 01:04:25.845 Abby's not home from the movie yet, is she? 1033 01:04:26.113 --> 01:04:28.816 No, thought you'd be with 'em. 1034 01:04:28.917 --> 01:04:34.622 - But glad you're here. - Listen, Mr. Hanover, I... 1035 01:04:34.723 --> 01:04:39.126 - I brought back the money. - Jo, what, are you crazy? 1036 01:04:39.227 --> 01:04:42.279 The money's for you, every damn penny. You've earned it. 1037 01:04:42.380 --> 01:04:46.468 Hiring you to be her friend was the best money we've ever spent. 1038 01:04:46.569 --> 01:04:50.354 Please, Mr. Hanover, I can't. 1039 01:04:51.857 --> 01:04:53.758 Jo, I'm sending it right back to you. 1040 01:04:53.859 --> 01:04:56.011 I'd give a bonus, if I gave them. 1041 01:04:56.112 --> 01:04:57.629 Which I don't. 1042 01:05:10.759 --> 01:05:14.696 Is it true? Did my dad pay you to be friends with me? 1043 01:05:15.882 --> 01:05:18.134 Quinn finally got her big story. 1044 01:05:18.235 --> 01:05:20.602 She quoted Mandi as a witness. 1045 01:05:20.703 --> 01:05:22.287 Why would Quinn do this? 1046 01:05:22.388 --> 01:05:25.391 How could you? 1047 01:05:25.492 --> 01:05:28.828 - I was gonna tell Abby everything. - Face it, Jo. 1048 01:05:28.929 --> 01:05:30.712 The Plastics are the originals, 1049 01:05:30.813 --> 01:05:33.265 and they don't have to pay anyone to be their friend. 1050 01:05:33.366 --> 01:05:35.935 No! You just sold out your friends for free! 1051 01:05:36.036 --> 01:05:37.937 Oh, what, like you sold me out? 1052 01:05:38.038 --> 01:05:40.339 God, I trusted you. 1053 01:05:40.440 --> 01:05:43.376 You know what? You go to hell, Jo Mitchell. 1054 01:05:43.478 --> 01:05:45.044 I wish I never even met you. 1055 01:06:28.373 --> 01:06:30.324 Just to see their faces. 1056 01:06:30.425 --> 01:06:33.761 You were so good, Mandi. I totally voted for you. 1057 01:06:33.862 --> 01:06:36.381 - It's too bad this didn't come out earlier. - Why? 1058 01:06:36.481 --> 01:06:39.919 Well, from what I hear, Jo is a shoo-in for Homecoming Queen. 1059 01:06:40.020 --> 01:06:42.220 It's too late for people to change their votes. 1060 01:06:42.321 --> 01:06:47.726 - That is, if she's eligible. - Eligibility is based on matriculation. 1061 01:06:47.827 --> 01:06:53.048 - So she'd have to be expelled or something. - Oh. 1062 01:06:54.718 --> 01:06:56.886 Wouldn't that be a tragedy? 1063 01:07:13.170 --> 01:07:16.204 This is gonna be the best senior prank ever. 1064 01:07:16.305 --> 01:07:17.756 The best. 1065 01:07:19.927 --> 01:07:23.263 OK, so tell me again why we don't keep the money? 1066 01:07:23.363 --> 01:07:26.165 - That's a lot of money. - Then there's no dance, 1067 01:07:26.266 --> 01:07:29.136 and if there's no dance, I'm not the queen. 1068 01:07:29.921 --> 01:07:32.655 I don't know. 1069 01:07:32.756 --> 01:07:35.309 Money can't do this. 1070 01:07:46.271 --> 01:07:48.855 As many of you know, we had a robbery last night. 1071 01:07:48.956 --> 01:07:53.343 Now, the evidence strongly suggests that the thief 1072 01:07:53.445 --> 01:07:57.665 was a student, because of his wanton disregard for school property. 1073 01:07:57.766 --> 01:08:01.568 This student, or students, clearly degenerates, 1074 01:08:01.669 --> 01:08:05.840 stole the money that was intended for helpless animals. 1075 01:08:05.941 --> 01:08:07.625 Now, unless the money is returned, 1076 01:08:07.726 --> 01:08:12.529 I have no choice but to cancel the Homecoming Dance. 1077 01:08:12.630 --> 01:08:16.585 This is your principal, 1078 01:08:16.686 --> 01:08:18.003 signing off for today, 1079 01:08:18.104 --> 01:08:22.340 reminding you to stay left or right, not center. 1080 01:08:27.180 --> 01:08:32.484 Miss Mitchell, I received an anonymous tip today that you stole the money. 1081 01:08:32.585 --> 01:08:36.021 That's a lie. I would never do that. 1082 01:08:36.322 --> 01:08:37.605 Well, apparently you did. 1083 01:08:37.706 --> 01:08:40.843 We had a policeman go to your shed this afternoon. 1084 01:08:42.513 --> 01:08:44.913 And I'm afraid we found the stolen money. 1085 01:08:45.215 --> 01:08:47.951 - How did that get there? - I didn't steal it, I swear! 1086 01:08:48.052 --> 01:08:50.303 Somebody must've put it there, and... 1087 01:08:50.404 --> 01:08:52.321 I would bet anything it was Mandi. 1088 01:08:52.623 --> 01:08:55.759 Well, now, Miss Weatherly may be the spawn of Satan, 1089 01:08:55.860 --> 01:08:57.327 but unless you have proof, 1090 01:08:57.428 --> 01:08:59.462 there's nothing I can do except expel you. 1091 01:08:59.563 --> 01:09:02.816 It officially couldn't get much worse. 1092 01:09:02.917 --> 01:09:06.653 I'm also sorry to say that I'm gonna have to report this to Carnegie Mellon, 1093 01:09:06.754 --> 01:09:10.574 and they very well may rescind your admission. 1094 01:09:11.576 --> 01:09:14.327 Miss Mitchell, where are you going? Come back here! 1095 01:09:14.428 --> 01:09:16.130 - Did you hear about Jo? - I can't believe it. 1096 01:09:16.231 --> 01:09:17.898 - What a fake. - I knew it. 1097 01:09:17.999 --> 01:09:21.418 I knew it all along, and I tried to warn people. 1098 01:09:21.485 --> 01:09:24.154 I tried to protect you all from her. 1099 01:09:24.255 --> 01:09:27.124 - Mandi, you are like a saint. - Yeah, a total saint. 1100 01:09:27.225 --> 01:09:30.794 - Oh, yeah, a real martyr. - You mean a real bitch! 1101 01:09:30.895 --> 01:09:34.865 Wait. As much as we all might like that, I can't let it happen. 1102 01:09:34.966 --> 01:09:38.169 This is crazy! Shouldn't she be locked up in juvie or something? 1103 01:09:38.471 --> 01:09:40.288 Girls, why don't we settle this like ladies... 1104 01:09:40.389 --> 01:09:42.056 Screw being ladies, and screw being girls! 1105 01:09:42.157 --> 01:09:45.843 I'm sick of the mind games and the backstabbing and the set-ups. 1106 01:09:45.944 --> 01:09:50.247 I know you framed me, Mandi. 1107 01:09:50.349 --> 01:09:53.701 So we're gonna settle this like men, on the battlefield. 1108 01:09:53.802 --> 01:09:56.004 - Oh, please. - That's right. 1109 01:09:56.105 --> 01:09:57.488 I challenge you... 1110 01:10:02.579 --> 01:10:04.679 ...to a football game, 1111 01:10:04.780 --> 01:10:07.683 - Powder Puff style. - No way. 1112 01:10:07.784 --> 01:10:10.185 I... I don't do sports. 1113 01:10:10.286 --> 01:10:12.705 Aw, you scared? 1114 01:10:12.806 --> 01:10:16.008 Can't take the heat, Mandi? 1115 01:10:16.109 --> 01:10:18.544 I thought you were the best at everything. 1116 01:10:18.645 --> 01:10:23.417 I thought people trembled in the presence of the Plastics. 1117 01:10:23.518 --> 01:10:25.201 You wanna win? 1118 01:10:25.386 --> 01:10:30.740 The only way you're gonna become queen is by default. 1119 01:10:35.580 --> 01:10:38.047 Fine, you're on. 1120 01:10:38.147 --> 01:10:40.416 But be prepared to lose. 1121 01:10:40.517 --> 01:10:43.620 You know, you and your team of one. 1122 01:10:51.379 --> 01:10:55.850 I realized a little too late that I no longer had any friends. 1123 01:10:55.951 --> 01:11:01.137 But if I had to take on all the Plastics by myself, I would. 1124 01:11:08.480 --> 01:11:12.016 All right, let's get to class, everybody. Hang out in the hallway. 1125 01:11:12.117 --> 01:11:15.419 - Do you really think she did it? - I don't know anymore. 1126 01:11:15.520 --> 01:11:17.455 Certainly not about Jo. 1127 01:11:28.952 --> 01:11:33.822 Hey, Mr. Hanover, this was in our mailbox. It's for you. 1128 01:11:33.922 --> 01:11:37.359 - Listen, you're Jo's boyfriend, right? - Ex-boyfriend. 1129 01:11:37.460 --> 01:11:40.845 Huh, awkward. 1130 01:11:40.946 --> 01:11:43.265 Thing is, I've got something for Jo. It's the money, actually. 1131 01:11:43.366 --> 01:11:47.102 Would you give it to her? A deal's a deal. It's not her fault Abby found out. 1132 01:11:49.205 --> 01:11:52.775 - She gave the money back to you? - Of course. 1133 01:11:52.876 --> 01:11:54.644 I was expecting it, really. 1134 01:11:54.745 --> 01:11:56.912 I knew she'd love Abby once she got to know her. 1135 01:11:57.012 --> 01:11:58.346 I just needed to make that happen. 1136 01:11:58.514 --> 01:12:00.617 So remember, you can't wear red or pink to the dance. 1137 01:12:00.718 --> 01:12:02.418 Those are my colors. And I'm wearing my hair up, 1138 01:12:02.519 --> 01:12:05.255 'cause it's best for the crown, so wear yours down. 1139 01:12:05.356 --> 01:12:09.659 - Quinn, are you listening? - Yes, absolutely. Hair down. 1140 01:12:13.881 --> 01:12:16.567 Hey, Abby. 1141 01:12:18.870 --> 01:12:21.303 - Look, just don't. - But... 1142 01:12:21.404 --> 01:12:23.891 You know, Jo may have lied to me, 1143 01:12:23.992 --> 01:12:25.693 but at least she taught me one thing. 1144 01:12:25.794 --> 01:12:30.164 Stand up for myself. So... get lost, Quinn. 1145 01:12:30.263 --> 01:12:33.150 Fine, hate me. 1146 01:12:33.251 --> 01:12:37.187 But you should know I don't think Jo stole the money. 1147 01:12:37.288 --> 01:12:39.657 I think Mandi did. 1148 01:12:39.758 --> 01:12:43.260 - How do you know? - Because I sort of gave her... 1149 01:12:43.361 --> 01:12:46.163 the idea to get Jo expelled. 1150 01:12:47.983 --> 01:12:52.370 Also, Jo spent an awful lot of time putting together... 1151 01:12:52.471 --> 01:12:56.307 and sending out college applications for you. 1152 01:12:56.408 --> 01:12:59.577 She even put together your portfolio. 1153 01:13:02.498 --> 01:13:07.068 I helped her make about a dozen of those with journalism equipment. 1154 01:13:08.671 --> 01:13:12.124 I hope you get into art school, Abby. 1155 01:13:12.225 --> 01:13:13.993 I really do. 1156 01:13:32.479 --> 01:13:35.247 So Mr. Hanover just called. 1157 01:13:35.348 --> 01:13:38.935 Apparently, one of his distributors is sending new parts for the engine. 1158 01:13:40.470 --> 01:13:42.438 That's great, right? 1159 01:13:42.539 --> 01:13:46.677 We can finish the car in time for Jimmy and the new racer. 1160 01:13:46.778 --> 01:13:49.878 So, you, uh... You heard from Abby? 1161 01:13:51.614 --> 01:13:53.917 I've texted, called. 1162 01:13:54.018 --> 01:13:57.354 I tried her NorthShoreCentric page. 1163 01:13:57.455 --> 01:14:02.960 No luck. That girl really hates my guts. 1164 01:14:03.061 --> 01:14:07.097 But I can't blame her. I'm not sure why you don't hate me. 1165 01:14:07.198 --> 01:14:12.536 Listen, kid, I'm not proud of what you did to Abby, 1166 01:14:12.637 --> 01:14:15.505 but I know that you care about her. 1167 01:14:15.606 --> 01:14:20.260 - And you're certainly not a thief. - At least someone believes me. 1168 01:14:23.731 --> 01:14:26.300 Oh, I don't think it's just me. 1169 01:14:33.643 --> 01:14:36.860 - Am I seeing things? - We haven't forgiven you yet. 1170 01:14:36.961 --> 01:14:38.563 Not even close. 1171 01:14:41.801 --> 01:14:44.285 But we can't let you take the fall for Mandi. 1172 01:14:44.386 --> 01:14:47.622 - That's right, we've got your back. - Mandi's goin' down. 1173 01:14:47.723 --> 01:14:49.742 I knew it. 1174 01:14:49.843 --> 01:14:52.393 I knew Mandi set me up, and... 1175 01:14:53.262 --> 01:14:55.548 you guys came to rescue me. 1176 01:14:57.233 --> 01:14:59.218 I don't deserve you. 1177 01:15:00.253 --> 01:15:02.087 Oh, my God, are you crying? 1178 01:15:02.188 --> 01:15:06.259 No, I never cry. 1179 01:15:08.678 --> 01:15:11.013 All right, now come on, we have a game to prepare for. 1180 01:15:11.114 --> 01:15:13.983 And you're right, Mandi needs her ass kicked. 1181 01:15:14.084 --> 01:15:16.286 And we have an idea to prove your innocence. 1182 01:15:38.727 --> 01:15:42.061 - Do you think you can do it? - Hack into their security system? 1183 01:15:42.162 --> 01:15:45.766 Not easy, but not impossible. I just have to detect their wireless signal, 1184 01:15:45.867 --> 01:15:48.536 then hack into their computer and find their security account. 1185 01:15:48.637 --> 01:15:50.771 Uh, wait, got it. 1186 01:15:51.005 --> 01:15:53.557 They named their Wi-Fi "AlwaysWatching?" 1187 01:15:53.658 --> 01:15:55.759 What's their pass code, "666?" 1188 01:15:55.860 --> 01:15:59.397 It'll take a few days, but if Mandi planted the evidence, 1189 01:15:59.498 --> 01:16:01.133 I'll find the footage. 1190 01:16:01.234 --> 01:16:05.403 But... I want something in return. 1191 01:16:05.504 --> 01:16:07.371 I knew it. I knew he wouldn't do it for free. 1192 01:16:07.539 --> 01:16:09.741 What do you want, Elliot? 1193 01:16:09.842 --> 01:16:13.745 A date to the dance, with Abby. 1194 01:16:17.834 --> 01:16:21.353 Oh, um, hey, good luck at the game. I'll be rooting for you. 1195 01:16:21.453 --> 01:16:23.788 Uh, even got my own side biz going on. 1196 01:16:23.890 --> 01:16:26.525 Odds are 30 to one in Mandi's favor. 1197 01:16:26.626 --> 01:16:29.961 - What? Why? - You haven't heard? 1198 01:16:30.062 --> 01:16:34.667 Mandi had managed to recruit the captain of the rugby team... 1199 01:16:36.069 --> 01:16:38.837 a fifth-year senior who felt no pain... 1200 01:16:40.373 --> 01:16:45.043 and the three-time Junior Division Karate Champion onto her team. 1201 01:16:46.145 --> 01:16:48.747 But we weren't backing down. 1202 01:16:49.766 --> 01:16:51.083 And neither was Mandi. 1203 01:16:51.184 --> 01:16:53.786 She wasn't going to pull any punches. 1204 01:16:53.971 --> 01:16:57.140 It was time to end this once and for all. 1205 01:17:04.398 --> 01:17:06.266 - Got it? - Yes, sir! 1206 01:17:06.367 --> 01:17:08.268 Good! 1207 01:17:08.369 --> 01:17:11.404 Hi, baby! Oh, you look so cute. 1208 01:17:11.505 --> 01:17:12.774 Our little athlete. 1209 01:17:12.775 --> 01:17:15.574 Mom, Dad, come on. You know you can't be in here. Just go. 1210 01:17:15.575 --> 01:17:17.994 You're right, you're right. We need to find a seat. 1211 01:17:18.095 --> 01:17:21.632 - The bleachers are already filling up. - Yay! Yay! 1212 01:17:24.969 --> 01:17:28.789 - I'm gonna vomit. - It's gonna be OK, I promise. 1213 01:17:28.890 --> 01:17:31.792 - What's the worst that could happen? - We lose? 1214 01:17:31.893 --> 01:17:35.178 Is everybody decent in here? 1215 01:17:35.279 --> 01:17:38.165 I don't want a sexual harassment lawsuit... again. 1216 01:17:38.417 --> 01:17:39.684 - Yeah. - Yeah, we're good. 1217 01:17:39.785 --> 01:17:41.986 Principal Duvall, what are you doing here on a weekend? 1218 01:17:42.087 --> 01:17:45.189 Well, I've tried to turn a blind eye to this game, 1219 01:17:45.290 --> 01:17:48.042 but the fact that you made the challenge in my presence, 1220 01:17:48.143 --> 01:17:52.680 and you've plastered the school with posters made that kinda hard. 1221 01:17:52.781 --> 01:17:54.733 Thought you guys would wimp out. 1222 01:17:54.834 --> 01:17:57.886 But I guess now I will have to intervene. 1223 01:17:57.987 --> 01:18:01.455 Mainly because Mandi's team wants to file a lawsuit. 1224 01:18:01.556 --> 01:18:04.676 - What are you talking about? - Jo, due to your expulsion, 1225 01:18:04.777 --> 01:18:07.029 you are not allowed on school grounds. 1226 01:18:07.130 --> 01:18:08.930 Thus, you cannot play the game. 1227 01:18:09.031 --> 01:18:13.452 - Damn it! Mandi was counting on this. - I know. 1228 01:18:13.653 --> 01:18:14.555 You know? 1229 01:18:14.556 --> 01:18:17.355 Yep, which is why I looked into this issue days ago. 1230 01:18:17.356 --> 01:18:18.925 You know, technically, 1231 01:18:19.026 --> 01:18:21.826 the football field is public property since it's on park land. 1232 01:18:21.928 --> 01:18:24.530 You know, the school only rents it for games. 1233 01:18:24.630 --> 01:18:28.734 So all we needed was a permit, which I have right here. 1234 01:18:28.835 --> 01:18:31.620 Oh! Well, great then. 1235 01:18:31.721 --> 01:18:35.591 I guess you are just not allowed in the locker room. 1236 01:18:35.692 --> 01:18:39.846 Oh. See ya! 1237 01:18:39.947 --> 01:18:42.399 Well, I guess my job here is done. 1238 01:18:42.500 --> 01:18:44.651 Ha-ha! Let's go, team! 1239 01:18:44.752 --> 01:18:47.453 Kill! Maim! Dismember. 1240 01:18:55.312 --> 01:18:57.214 Whoo! Yeah! 1241 01:18:59.468 --> 01:19:02.503 Yeah! Whoo! 1242 01:19:02.604 --> 01:19:04.988 Go, Abby! 1243 01:19:06.874 --> 01:19:08.392 The big day was upon us, 1244 01:19:08.493 --> 01:19:11.628 and we were going to take the Plastics down. 1245 01:19:14.249 --> 01:19:15.651 Come on, girls! 1246 01:19:15.752 --> 01:19:19.403 We were ready for anything. 1247 01:19:25.594 --> 01:19:27.628 Didn't expect to see me here? 1248 01:19:27.729 --> 01:19:30.281 I'm still gonna kick your team's ass. 1249 01:19:30.382 --> 01:19:31.683 OK, girls, listen up. 1250 01:19:31.918 --> 01:19:35.670 Football is a religion, and you are now in church. 1251 01:19:35.771 --> 01:19:38.957 Do not disgrace this field. We'll play by playground rules. 1252 01:19:39.058 --> 01:19:43.327 Fumbles that hit the ground are live balls. Four downs and out. 1253 01:19:43.429 --> 01:19:47.433 No punts, no extra points and a touchdown is seven points. 1254 01:19:47.534 --> 01:19:52.237 Get it? Got it? Good! 1255 01:19:52.338 --> 01:19:54.840 We will flip a coin to see who receives the ball. 1256 01:19:54.942 --> 01:19:57.143 - Pink Team, you call it. - Heads. 1257 01:19:58.696 --> 01:20:01.546 - Heads it is. - We'll receive. 1258 01:20:01.648 --> 01:20:04.284 All right, shake hands. 1259 01:20:06.253 --> 01:20:08.388 OK, then. 1260 01:20:09.039 --> 01:20:10.891 Ow! 1261 01:20:22.570 --> 01:20:24.820 Run, moron, run! 1262 01:20:28.560 --> 01:20:33.430 Take it, take it. 1263 01:20:50.648 --> 01:20:53.952 - There's no nunchakus in football! - Man. 1264 01:20:59.125 --> 01:21:00.675 Ball, now! 1265 01:21:15.825 --> 01:21:17.275 Touchdown! 1266 01:21:17.376 --> 01:21:19.494 Yay! 1267 01:22:02.673 --> 01:22:05.742 So listen. My dad always says to win the race, 1268 01:22:05.843 --> 01:22:07.176 you've got to be in the race. 1269 01:22:07.278 --> 01:22:09.713 So think of the worst thing the Plastics have done to you, 1270 01:22:09.813 --> 01:22:11.915 and knock them down. 1271 01:22:12.016 --> 01:22:14.619 If they're gonna play full contact, so are we. 1272 01:22:14.720 --> 01:22:17.254 Fumble-rooski on two. 1273 01:22:17.355 --> 01:22:19.923 - Break! - Break. 1274 01:22:20.024 --> 01:22:21.542 Yeah! 1275 01:22:25.647 --> 01:22:28.366 - Yay! - Yeah, Jo! 1276 01:22:29.450 --> 01:22:31.152 Good job, honey! 1277 01:22:32.621 --> 01:22:36.625 What... What's goin' on? What... What are you doing? 1278 01:22:36.726 --> 01:22:38.426 Yes! 1279 01:22:38.528 --> 01:22:40.678 Touchdown! 1280 01:22:43.215 --> 01:22:45.834 That's not fair! She can't do that. Can she do that? 1281 01:22:48.721 --> 01:22:51.923 - You girls can really play. Who knew? - Thank you. 1282 01:22:53.926 --> 01:22:56.428 Damn it, we're tied. 1283 01:22:56.529 --> 01:23:00.567 I swear, if you let that psycho Jo near me, I will end your social lives. 1284 01:23:00.668 --> 01:23:04.570 - Time for D and D. - Ooh, dirty dancing? 1285 01:23:04.671 --> 01:23:07.205 Yeah, Chastity, dirty dancing. 1286 01:23:07.306 --> 01:23:11.077 No! Down and dirty, OK? Down and dirty. 1287 01:23:11.178 --> 01:23:12.911 Let's get 'em. Go! 1288 01:23:13.012 --> 01:23:15.814 OK, they were big, they were bad. 1289 01:23:17.084 --> 01:23:19.702 We were dead. 1290 01:23:22.672 --> 01:23:25.658 I can't see. I can't see! 1291 01:23:25.759 --> 01:23:28.962 - Nothing? How bad's your vision? - I'm legally blind! 1292 01:23:29.063 --> 01:23:31.030 Number one! 1293 01:23:33.901 --> 01:23:36.535 Just freshening up. 1294 01:23:36.636 --> 01:23:39.723 Smells like lavender and ocean breeze, doesn't it? 1295 01:23:40.942 --> 01:23:43.461 - Oh, come on! - Come on, girls. 1296 01:23:43.562 --> 01:23:45.812 Enough of this, let's play football! 1297 01:23:45.913 --> 01:23:48.298 All right. My muscles are mush, 1298 01:23:48.400 --> 01:23:50.601 my lungs are about to burst and just look at us. 1299 01:23:50.702 --> 01:23:53.336 I agree, we're totally not gonna lose. 1300 01:23:53.438 --> 01:23:55.238 - Gesundheit. - Cover your mouth. 1301 01:23:55.339 --> 01:23:58.442 - Really? 'Cause they have the ball. - We have to take a stand. 1302 01:23:58.543 --> 01:24:00.544 We can't let them score. 1303 01:24:00.645 --> 01:24:03.179 - Gesundheit. - Dude, cover your mouth! 1304 01:24:03.281 --> 01:24:06.250 - OK, I got it. - Jo! I did it! 1305 01:24:06.351 --> 01:24:08.453 - Look, he did it! - He did what? 1306 01:24:08.554 --> 01:24:11.104 Yeah. Yeah. 1307 01:24:11.205 --> 01:24:12.407 Is that yours? 1308 01:24:12.508 --> 01:24:16.278 Cool, Mandi is goin' down! 1309 01:24:27.773 --> 01:24:29.091 I told you. 1310 01:24:29.192 --> 01:24:30.660 Let me see that, let me see that. 1311 01:24:39.302 --> 01:24:41.470 - Ling... Come on! - What? 1312 01:24:41.571 --> 01:24:46.141 What are you waitin' for? This is football! Come on! 1313 01:24:48.044 --> 01:24:51.380 Makin' everyone else do your dirty work, Mandi? 1314 01:24:51.481 --> 01:24:52.866 You're still gonna lose. 1315 01:24:55.218 --> 01:24:56.752 Give me the ball. 1316 01:24:56.853 --> 01:24:58.220 Now! 1317 01:24:59.873 --> 01:25:01.841 Is that Nick Zimmer? 1318 01:25:05.029 --> 01:25:07.396 One, two, three... hut. 1319 01:25:10.568 --> 01:25:14.154 No, no, no! No, no! Come on, man, it was her idea. 1320 01:25:14.255 --> 01:25:18.408 Right there, Mandi! Number one! You're not number one anymore. 1321 01:25:18.509 --> 01:25:22.996 But I love you, baby. It wasn't my idea. Why are you handcuffing me? 1322 01:25:54.045 --> 01:25:56.798 - Get off me! - I'd love to. 1323 01:25:57.967 --> 01:26:00.185 Let me go! Get off me! 1324 01:26:00.886 --> 01:26:01.937 That's not me! 1325 01:26:01.938 --> 01:26:03.738 It sure looks like it's you, Miss Weatherly. 1326 01:26:07.643 --> 01:26:10.596 Are you crazy? Do you know who I am? 1327 01:26:10.780 --> 01:26:14.249 I am Mandi Weatherly! My mother will sue you! 1328 01:26:14.350 --> 01:26:17.385 How dare you touch me! She'll sue all of you! 1329 01:26:17.721 --> 01:26:20.472 Let me out of here! I'll have you fired! 1330 01:26:20.573 --> 01:26:22.442 I'm so sorry for the misunderstanding, Jo. 1331 01:26:22.543 --> 01:26:25.494 Consider yourself officially un-expelled. 1332 01:26:25.595 --> 01:26:27.896 And I'll make some calls and sort things out college-wise. 1333 01:26:27.997 --> 01:26:31.451 Yeah! 1334 01:26:31.552 --> 01:26:34.470 [¶ Jay Sean: 2012 1335 01:26:34.571 --> 01:26:37.773 ¶ Gonna live like it's the end of the world ¶ 1336 01:26:37.874 --> 01:26:40.560 ¶ Gonna party like ¶ 1337 01:26:41.862 --> 01:26:44.714 ¶ Turn it up, turn it up Mash it up ¶ 1338 01:26:44.815 --> 01:26:46.600 ¶ It ain't the end of the world ¶ 1339 01:26:46.668 --> 01:26:49.685 ¶ Party like, like it's the end of the world ¶ 1340 01:26:49.820 --> 01:26:51.037 ¶ We're gonna party like... ¶ 1341 01:26:51.138 --> 01:26:52.655 I figured at this point, 1342 01:26:52.756 --> 01:26:55.776 I might as well go for the whole high school experience. 1343 01:26:55.877 --> 01:26:58.228 ¶ 'Cause we got each other Turn it up ¶ 1344 01:26:58.245 --> 01:27:02.750 ¶ Turn it up, mash it up It ain't the end of the world ¶ 1345 01:27:04.402 --> 01:27:07.321 ¶ Turn it up, turn it up Mash it up ¶ 1346 01:27:07.422 --> 01:27:11.158 ¶ It ain't the end of the world ¶ 1347 01:27:11.259 --> 01:27:13.944 All right, quiet down, everybody. Quiet. 1348 01:27:13.945 --> 01:27:17.398 Stop your dancing, stop your fun. Stop it right now. 1349 01:27:17.450 --> 01:27:20.034 Quiet down. 1350 01:27:20.135 --> 01:27:23.253 Quieter. Good. 1351 01:27:23.354 --> 01:27:25.255 Well, you should all be very happy to know... 1352 01:27:25.356 --> 01:27:30.729 that we raised $6,800 for the Humane Society, huh? 1353 01:27:33.783 --> 01:27:36.234 All right, forget it. Um, I know the announcement 1354 01:27:36.336 --> 01:27:39.404 you guys really care about, so let's get to it. 1355 01:27:39.505 --> 01:27:43.808 The Homecoming King is... 1356 01:27:47.062 --> 01:27:49.932 - Elliot Gold? - My God, it's you! 1357 01:27:50.033 --> 01:27:52.435 - Elliot Gold. - Go! 1358 01:27:52.536 --> 01:27:56.871 Whoo! 1359 01:27:56.972 --> 01:27:59.208 Wow. Elliot really is going to rig... 1360 01:27:59.309 --> 01:28:01.444 the presidential election someday, isn't he? 1361 01:28:01.545 --> 01:28:03.779 Yep. Just as soon as the voting goes hi-tech. 1362 01:28:03.880 --> 01:28:07.983 Congratulations. 1363 01:28:08.084 --> 01:28:09.785 - Thank you. - Sure. 1364 01:28:09.886 --> 01:28:13.189 And your Homecoming Queen... 1365 01:28:14.142 --> 01:28:16.226 Abby Hanover. 1366 01:28:16.410 --> 01:28:18.110 Oh, my God! I've never won anything! 1367 01:28:18.212 --> 01:28:21.731 Go! You won, go! 1368 01:28:21.833 --> 01:28:24.084 Yeah, Abby! 1369 01:28:25.887 --> 01:28:28.038 You won! That's so awesome! 1370 01:28:28.139 --> 01:28:31.174 - That crown is mine! It's mine! - Get out of here! 1371 01:28:31.275 --> 01:28:34.177 No, don't reach for me! 1372 01:28:34.278 --> 01:28:37.481 Get out of here! You're not allowed on school grounds! 1373 01:28:37.582 --> 01:28:40.901 - Get off me! - Oh, I'm sorry. 1374 01:28:42.337 --> 01:28:44.038 Uh, a little to the right. 1375 01:28:44.139 --> 01:28:47.708 - Give me that. - I'm legally blind. 1376 01:28:48.344 --> 01:28:50.445 There. 1377 01:28:50.546 --> 01:28:53.347 Here's your Homecoming King and Queen, let's give it up. 1378 01:28:53.448 --> 01:28:56.501 Make some room, let them have their first dance. 1379 01:28:56.602 --> 01:28:59.921 You guys have a good time. No dirty dancing, I'm watching. 1380 01:29:19.242 --> 01:29:23.328 I have a feeling Elliot wasn't the one who rigged this vote. 1381 01:29:23.429 --> 01:29:26.431 Well, we both know crowns aren't my thing. 1382 01:29:26.532 --> 01:29:28.600 So you dropped out of the race? 1383 01:29:28.702 --> 01:29:30.736 Sometimes, it's not about winning the race, 1384 01:29:30.837 --> 01:29:33.572 it's just about being a part of it. 1385 01:29:33.673 --> 01:29:36.742 Besides... 1386 01:29:36.843 --> 01:29:39.845 I have enough already. 1387 01:29:39.946 --> 01:29:41.963 ¶ We cry and we live and we die ¶ 1388 01:29:48.738 --> 01:29:51.941 ¶ Mon cheri Oh, I'll always love you ¶ 1389 01:29:52.042 --> 01:29:55.512 ¶ Mon cheri Just a fool for you ¶ 1390 01:29:55.613 --> 01:29:59.349 OK, well, it's not like we all lived happily ever after. 1391 01:29:59.450 --> 01:30:02.719 Mandi and Nick did get community service instead of jail. 1392 01:30:02.820 --> 01:30:06.055 And her mom donated a new library to North Shore, 1393 01:30:06.156 --> 01:30:08.559 so Principal Duvall let her graduate. 1394 01:30:08.660 --> 01:30:11.093 But she never regained her status. 1395 01:30:13.364 --> 01:30:15.800 Quinn took over Mandi's role as lead Plastic. 1396 01:30:15.900 --> 01:30:20.137 But we had a deal: She let the senior class end their year in peace. 1397 01:30:20.238 --> 01:30:24.642 She also wrote an award-winning article on the "Social Dynamics of Mean Girls". 1398 01:30:24.743 --> 01:30:30.147 Chastity finally looked up her name, and joined the Abstinence Club. 1399 01:30:30.848 --> 01:30:35.435 And Hope finally braved her fear of water fountains and public germs... 1400 01:30:35.536 --> 01:30:36.804 ¶ Crazy girl ¶ 1401 01:30:36.905 --> 01:30:39.707 ¶ Crazy, crazy, crazy, girl ¶ 1402 01:30:39.709 --> 01:30:41.545 only to catch... 1403 01:30:41.546 --> 01:30:43.245 a nasty case of swine flu. 1404 01:30:43.246 --> 01:30:46.948 From then on, she swore to overcome her fears, and, instead, 1405 01:30:47.049 --> 01:30:51.853 put her trust in antibiotics and hot doctors. 1406 01:30:51.954 --> 01:30:54.322 Tyler decided to go to Penn State, 1407 01:30:54.423 --> 01:30:59.527 which, by total coincidence, was only a few hours away from my school. 1408 01:30:59.628 --> 01:31:01.296 As for me, I managed to earn... 1409 01:31:01.397 --> 01:31:04.633 my Carnegie Mellon tuition with Sidney's help after all. 1410 01:31:04.734 --> 01:31:07.402 The man could truly sell anything, 1411 01:31:07.503 --> 01:31:09.171 even my shop class project. 1412 01:31:09.272 --> 01:31:12.275 A birdhouse and security camera, all in one. 1413 01:31:12.375 --> 01:31:14.543 Only $19.99. 1414 01:31:14.644 --> 01:31:17.345 Mr. Hanover even compromised on Abby majoring in art, 1415 01:31:17.446 --> 01:31:21.250 so long as she went to a top college, which worked out perfectly for me. 1416 01:31:21.351 --> 01:31:23.385 - So how does it look? - Nice crown. 1417 01:31:23.486 --> 01:31:25.388 Thanks. I thought it went with the t-shirt. 1418 01:31:27.792 --> 01:31:30.659 So I guess my dad was right after all. 1419 01:31:30.760 --> 01:31:33.495 To win the race, you have to be in the race. 1420 01:31:33.596 --> 01:31:38.335 Sometimes it just takes a little girl drama to find out who your friends are. 1421 01:31:38.436 --> 01:31:42.972 And, once you have that, you can survive almost anything... 1422 01:31:43.073 --> 01:31:46.409 even high school. 1423 01:31:46.510 --> 01:31:49.913 ¶ I know, I know ¶ 1424 01:31:50.014 --> 01:31:52.515 ¶ Every day you're getting closer ¶ 1425 01:31:52.616 --> 01:31:54.284 ¶ The time is ticking slow ¶ 1426 01:31:54.385 --> 01:31:56.753 ¶ And I know, I know ¶ 1427 01:31:56.855 --> 01:31:59.089 ¶ I know ¶ 1428 01:31:59.191 --> 01:32:01.759 ¶ There's no room to be impatient ¶ 1429 01:32:01.861 --> 01:32:05.896 ¶ I don't mind waiting ¶ 1430 01:32:05.997 --> 01:32:10.668 ¶ What's your name? One day you're gonna know mine ¶ 1431 01:32:10.769 --> 01:32:16.174 ¶ Going on this way... ¶ 1432 01:32:16.275 --> 01:32:18.476 ¶ My mama would say ¶ 1433 01:32:18.577 --> 01:32:21.913 ¶ You're gonna find the right one ¶ 1434 01:32:22.014 --> 01:32:25.449 ¶ At the right time ¶ 1435 01:32:25.550 --> 01:32:27.952 ¶ It ain't right for me to know ¶ 1436 01:32:28.053 --> 01:32:31.289 ¶ Who you are I should have met you first ¶ 1437 01:32:31.390 --> 01:32:34.526 ¶ But that's not how it works ¶ 1438 01:32:34.627 --> 01:32:37.095 ¶ So I'm giving all control ¶ 1439 01:32:37.196 --> 01:32:40.299 ¶ Hoping, praying Wishing, waiting ¶ 1440 01:32:40.400 --> 01:32:42.234 ¶ For you ¶ 1441 01:32:42.335 --> 01:32:44.703 ¶ Yes, I know, I know ¶ 1442 01:32:44.804 --> 01:32:47.039 ¶ I know ¶ 1443 01:32:47.140 --> 01:32:49.641 ¶ Every day you're getting closer ¶ 1444 01:32:49.742 --> 01:32:51.443 ¶ The time is ticking slow ¶ 1445 01:32:51.544 --> 01:32:53.812 ¶ And I know, I know ¶ 1446 01:32:53.914 --> 01:32:55.949 ¶ I know ¶ 1447 01:32:56.050 --> 01:32:58.784 ¶ There's no room to be impatient ¶ 1448 01:32:58.835 --> 01:33:00.752 ¶ I don't mind waiting ¶ 1449 01:33:00.853 --> 01:33:03.122 ¶ I know, I know ¶ 1450 01:33:03.223 --> 01:33:05.191 ¶ I know ¶ 1451 01:33:05.293 --> 01:33:07.961 ¶ Every day you're getting closer ¶ 1452 01:33:08.062 --> 01:33:09.695 ¶ The time is ticking slow ¶ 1453 01:33:09.797 --> 01:33:12.032 ¶ And I know, I know ¶ 1454 01:33:12.133 --> 01:33:14.267 ¶ I know ¶ 1455 01:33:14.368 --> 01:33:17.070 ¶ There's no room to be impatient ¶ 1456 01:33:17.171 --> 01:33:20.107 ¶ I don't mind waiting ¶ 1457 01:33:20.208 --> 01:33:22.875 ¶ Wait forever on the line ¶ 1458 01:33:22.977 --> 01:33:25.145 ¶ I'm looking for a sign ¶ 1459 01:33:25.246 --> 01:33:27.982 ¶ A little bit of winds below these clouds ¶ 1460 01:33:28.083 --> 01:33:31.118 ¶ There is a light ¶ 1461 01:33:31.219 --> 01:33:36.958 ¶ To let me know that it was all worthwhile ¶ 1462 01:33:37.059 --> 01:33:39.460 ¶ 'Cause I know, I know ¶ 1463 01:33:39.561 --> 01:33:41.829 ¶ I know ¶ 1464 01:33:41.964 --> 01:33:44.382 ¶ Every day you're getting closer ¶ 1465 01:33:44.483 --> 01:33:46.233 ¶ The time is ticking slow ¶ 1466 01:33:46.334 --> 01:33:48.569 ¶ And I know, I know ¶ 1467 01:33:48.670 --> 01:33:50.871 ¶ I know ¶ 1468 01:33:50.973 --> 01:33:53.641 ¶ There's no room to be impatient ¶ 1469 01:33:53.742 --> 01:33:55.443 ¶ I don't mind waiting ¶ 1470 01:33:55.543 --> 01:33:57.878 ¶ I know, I know ¶ 1471 01:33:57.980 --> 01:34:00.115 ¶ I know ¶ 1472 01:34:00.216 --> 01:34:02.884 ¶ Every day you're getting closer ¶ 1473 01:34:02.986 --> 01:34:04.586 ¶ The time is ticking slow ¶ 1474 01:34:04.687 --> 01:34:06.887 ¶ And I know, I know ¶ 1475 01:34:06.989 --> 01:34:09.157 ¶ I know ¶ 1476 01:34:09.258 --> 01:34:11.926 ¶ There's no room to be impatient ¶ 1477 01:34:12.028 --> 01:34:15.563 ¶ I don't mind waiting ¶