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<font color="#808080">SAM:</font> This is great, man.
<font color="#808080">BILLY:</font> Look at you.
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<font color="#808080">SAM:</font> This one's a riot.
<font color="#808080">SOPHIE:</font> That's so cute.
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<font color="#808080">ARCHIE:</font> Guys, look at this.
<font color="#808080">SAM:</font> That's a keeper.
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- That's a keeper, Pat.
- Paddy, you are one ugly kid.
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- Hideous.
- A monster.
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- Prick.
- Asshole.
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Gentlemen, such language
in front of my girl?
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- She's not your girl.
- Pat is right.
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- Thank you, Pat.
- Hey! Well,
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look at what we have here.
The Flatbush Four.
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Or whatever stupid name
you call yourselves.
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Hey, where'd you jerks get the quarters
for these pictures, huh?
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You stealing from my old man's
till again, Sammy?
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Come on, Danny,
Sam didn't steal a thing.
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- How would you know?
- Because I did.
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How many weeks has it been
since you've been paid, Sam?
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Five?
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Six.
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So until he gets paid,
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we're gonna take everything
you owe.
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Nobody cheats us.
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Billy, you moron,
he'll kick your ass.
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That's right, moron. Unh!
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No one calls us names
except for us.
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This fight is gonna make us legends.
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Run!
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<font color="#808080">WOMAN:</font> Kick, kick, kick.
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Kick, kick, kick.
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- I... Kick, kick.
<font color="#808080">WOMAN:</font> - Kick, kick.
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Side, side.
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- Come on. Come on.
<font color="#808080">WOMAN:</font> - And step, step.
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- What?
- All right, just do it.
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- It's good for your knee.
- It's good for my knees,
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but it's destroying my soul.
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Sam, shush.
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She can't hear me.
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None of them can hear me.
Looking good, Gloria.
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Oh, sorry, did I just step on your foot,
or was that your breast?
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<font color="#808080">WOMAN:</font> Row and row and row.
- See?
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<font color="#808080">WOMAN:</font> Now, ladies, show us what you got.
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Show us what you got.
Come on, gents, you can do it too.
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- Ira?
- What, Sam?
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No, I was just... Just checking.
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<font color="#D900D9">(WOMAN SPEAKING
INDISTINCTLY)</font>
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Now grind it, grind it, grind it.
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<font color="#808080">ARCHIE:</font> <font color="#D900D9">(SINGING)</font>
<i>You are my sunshine</i>
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<i>My only sunshine</i>
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<i>You make me happy</i>
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<i>When skies are gray</i>
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<i>You'll never know, dear</i>
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<font color="#D900D9">(GROWLS)</font>
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<i>How much I love you</i>
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Pop, what are you doing? You're not
supposed to be lifting anything heavy.
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Man, she got a bit of an ass on her,
but I don't think that qualifies as heavy.
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- Okay.
- Let me take care of her today.
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Your only job is to relax. We don't want
another episode, do we?
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All right, I organized your medication,
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I programmed the alarms
on your phone,
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and I put the schedule on the fridge.
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- Okay?
- Okay.
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Good. All right.
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<font color="#808080">WOMAN:</font> Say bye to Grandpa.
- Uh,
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- call me if you need anything at all.
- Sure thing.
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- All right. I put a hoodie in there.
- Bye, Blakey!
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See you this evening, sweetie.
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<font color="#808080">WOMAN:</font> The sippy cup?
<font color="#808080">EZRA:</font> I hate that.
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Remember Grandpa loves you!
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<font color="#D900D9">(DOOR CLOSES)</font>
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<font color="#808080">VINCE:</font> <font color="#D900D9">(ON TV)</font>
<i>Hi, it's Vince with ShamWow.</i>
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<i>You'll be saying "Wow!"
every time you use this towel.</i>
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<i>It's like a shammy, it's like
a towel, it's like a sponge.</i>
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<i>A regular towel doesn't work wet.
This works wet or dry.</i>
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<font color="#D900D9">(KNOCKING ON DOOR)</font>
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<font color="#808080">VINCE:</font> <i>This is for the house,
the car, the boat, the RV.</i>
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<i>Sham Wow holds 12 times
its weight in liquid.</i>
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<font color="#D900D9">(KNOCKING CONTINUES)</font>
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What?
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Go away, I got a bat.
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It's Elizabeth, your neighbor.
I brought you soup.
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That's why I have the bat.
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Hey, Mr. C. It's potato leek.
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<font color="#D900D9">(SNIFFS)</font>
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Yeah, I know. Something funny
happened with the leeks.
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- Can we just pretend again?
- I can't wait to taste your soup.
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- Heh.
- Thank you.
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You're welcome. Wait, there's a
free concert tonight in Prospect Park,
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and I was gonna take
my grandmother,
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and I thought you two might,
I don't know, get along okay.
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- Elizabeth. Elizabeth.
- She's really funny.
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Listen please.
You're a pretty young lady.
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I bet the boys are attracted to you
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as long as you don't give them
anything to eat.
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But I have a word of advice: find a man,
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don't let him get
anywhere near your kitchen,
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get him married to you
or your grandmother,
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and please just give me some peace.
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It's been almost a year
since Sophie died.
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Find a man.
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And stop bringing me soup.
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<font color="#D900D9">(GROANS)</font>
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<font color="#808080">BILLY:</font> Are you kidding? That's great news.
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And we're expanding our offices
right with you.
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We're gonna be turning
a lot of heads. I love it.
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Maybe we should go public.
I'm not crazy.
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I got you, Carl, you're a genius.
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- Honey, we're going to be late.
- I know, I'm almost ready.
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But you don't even have
your clothes on.
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Oh, because I thought
I would just wear this.
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<font color="#D900D9">(SIGHS)</font>
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- Love you.
- Love you too.
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No, not you, Carl.
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The news is great,
and before you change your mind,
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I'm gonna hang up right now.
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<font color="#D900D9">(PHONE BEEPS)</font>
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<font color="#D900D9">(SIGHS)</font>
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Ronnie, when you were feeling low,
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you remember what I said?
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<font color="#D900D9">(INHALES)</font>
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Shit.
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Ronnie,
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when you were feeling low...
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...you remember what I said to you.
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"Ronnie, I know
you're down in the dumps,
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but as a fellow bachelor,
I know you're gonna bounce back,
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because you may not be smart
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and, uh, you may not be
good-looking,
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but you got one thing
that every woman loves.
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You have
an enormous beach house."
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<font color="#D900D9">(ALL LAUGHING)</font>
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And that's why, when they called me
and told me that my, uh, friend,
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my mentor had passed away
peacefully in his bed,
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I said, "That's exactly
how he would have wanted it."
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Except maybe with a young redhead
lying on top of him.
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<font color="#D900D9">(ALL LAUGHING)</font>
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<font color="#D900D9">(YAWNS)</font>
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You know why Ronnie
died in his bed?
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Because for two years
he never got out of that damn bed.
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I got a beautiful,
young girlfriend here,
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who guys half my age
are drooling over.
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I'd marry her
before I'd give up like Ronnie.
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Uh...
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<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLES)</font>
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I said it, babe.
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So, what do you think?
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You want to get hitched?
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Heh. Yes.
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Sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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<font color="#D900D9">(CLATTERING)</font>
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So sorry.
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Ronnie, I'll see you in 30 years, pal.
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<font color="#D900D9">(CORK POPS)</font>
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We bought this toy ring at CVS
on our way home yesterday.
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Yeah, this is just a temporary one.
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<font color="#808080">WOMAN:</font> - So sweet.
- Until we get the real thing.
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- Yeah.
- By which he means the biggest one.
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<font color="#D900D9">(ALL LAUGH)</font>
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Hello, Billy.
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Hey, Neil.
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Your daughter got this engagement
party together pretty fast, huh?
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Yeah, she probably didn't want
to waste a lot of time, considering.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Uh, excuse me one minute, please.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where...?
Where'd you get that bottle?
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Ran out of Scotch, found this
in the back of that cabinet.
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No, no, no. You...
You don't want to open that.
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No, no.
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<font color="#D900D9">(PHONE RINGING)</font>
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<font color="#D900D9">(WHISPERING)</font> Hello?
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Hey, is this the bionic man?
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Hey, Billy, how you doing?
What's going on?
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- What are you whispering about?
- Oh, uh, Miriam dragged me
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to a hideous dinner party.
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I'm, uh, just going through someone
named Abraham Rosenbaum's
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medicine cabinet.
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He's got some very deadly shit here.
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- Hang on, let me patch in Archie.
<i>- Okay.</i>
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<font color="#D900D9">(PHONE RINGING)</font>
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<font color="#808080">WOMAN 1:</font> <font color="#D900D9">(ON TV)</font>
<i>...all these guys? Are you insane?</i>
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<font color="#808080">WOMAN 2:</font> <i>At least I have a husband.</i>
<font color="#808080">WOMAN 1:</font> <i>Oh, whatev...</i>
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- Clayton residence.
- How you feeling, Arch?
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Billy, hey, hey! How you doing?
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I'm just sitting here watching
this Housewives thing.
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Horrible people, horrible.
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- Hey, Arch.
<font color="#808080">ARCHIE:</font> <i>- Hey, Sam.</i>
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- How's the titanium hip, man?
- No, the hip was last year.
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Uh, it's my knee. It's great, yeah.
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I'm thinking about
having my balls done next.
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<font color="#D900D9">(ARCHIE & BILLY LAUGH)</font>
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All right, listen, guys. I got something
important here, all right?
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- Oh, shit, Billy.
- Heart or cancer?
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Prostate? What?
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Why every time the phone rings,
you think somebody's dying?
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I live in Florida now.
Usually, when the phone rings,
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- somebody is dying.
- No, I'm getting married.
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- What?
- Wow.
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<font color="#808080">ARCHIE:</font> <i>To that lady who's half your age?</i>
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- She's almost 32.
- I have a hemorrhoid that's almost 32.
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Now, look, Archie,
by the time she's my age,
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okay, I'll be...
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- Dead. You'll be dead, Billy.
<font color="#808080">SAM:</font> <i>- Billy, Billy, Billy.</i>
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You've got your whole
what's left of your life ahead of you.
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I mean, you know. Look at Archie.
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<i>He's divorced and miserable.</i>
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I've been married almost 40 years,
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and I wish I was as miserable
as Archie.
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Can you guys maybe give me
a little support as my dearest friends?
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- How about it?
- Sorry, you're right, sorry.
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Yes, good... It's good news.
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<i>We're happy
you're getting married.</i>
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Right. So...?
So how'd you pop the question?
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You remember my friend Ronnie,
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the guy I worked with,
uh, who trained me?
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- Yeah, yeah, love that guy.
- Good guy.
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Yeah, well, he died. I...
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I proposed at the funeral.
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- I got nothing. Arch?
- Nada.
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So, Lisa, she doesn't
want a big wedding or anything,
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so we're gonna get, uh, married
in Vegas this weekend.
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So we're gonna have
a bachelor party in Vegas.
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- No, no, come on, forget it.
- No, no, no, yes, we are.
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- We are.
<font color="#808080">ARCHIE:</font> <i>- It's your first wedding.</i>
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You threw all of our bachelor parties
for us.
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- Two for me.
- Yeah, but we got no time.
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- We're getting married on Sunday.
<font color="#808080">ARCHIE:</font> <i>- Aw, Billy.</i>
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So we... No, it's fine.
We fly in on Friday,
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Saturday we give... We give you
the best bachelor party
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in the history of mankind,
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and then on Sunday
your child-bride flies in and, uh...
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- Voila.
- Are you serious?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, man.
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Billy, it is 4:15 in the afternoon,
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and I'm at a dinner party.
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<i>If I don't get out of here soon,</i>
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I'm gonna swallow all of
Abe Rosenbaum's pills at once.
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- What about you, Arch?
<font color="#808080">ARCHIE:</font> <i>- My son won't let me go.</i>
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I can't smoke, drink, eat salt,
or stay out past 9:00, but...
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- Archie's in.
- All right, all right! No, I love this.
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- This is great, man. Huh?
- We're invincible, baby.
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- Flatbush Four, we ride again.
- Uh, the Flatbush Four, yes.
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Yeah, so, uh, who's gonna call
Captain Sunshine?
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- Billy.
<font color="#808080">BILLY:</font> <i>- Uh, look, guys...</i>
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I know he hates me now,
but he's got to be there.
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<i>You know it, I know it, so, uh,</i>
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do me a favor.
You guys figure it out, all right?
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- I got to go now, I'm hanging up.
- Uh, wait, wait, Billy, Billy.
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<font color="#D900D9">(LINE CLICKS)</font>
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<font color="#808080">ARCHIE:</font> <i>All right, I'll lie to my son,
you tell your wife.</i>
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Okay.
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So your rental car confirmation
is in your bag.
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And when you get to New York,
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just follow the directions
to Archie's house.
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- Ah, good.
- You getting excited?
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Oh, yeah, sure. Yeah.
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Bachelor party in Vegas
with a bunch of old fogies. I...
256
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- Oh, come on.
- You're angry at me,
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- you don't want me to go. I'll stay.
- No, I'm not angry.
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No, don't. Just, uh...
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Don't open it
until you get to Las Vegas.
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- What is it?
- No, honey, just leave it until you...
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Okay, or now,
if you want to open it now.
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"What happens in Vegas
stays in Vegas"?
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A condom and a Viagra?
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- Where did you get a condom?
- That's your reaction?
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I'm at the pharmacy 30 times a day,
I can get a condom.
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Sweetheart, you're unhappy.
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It's like the light has gone out
of your eyes.
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And the Florida jokes,
they're... They're getting tired.
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And I... I want my guy back.
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Heh, so I... I thought, if... If you...
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I don't want to know what you do.
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Don't tell me about it,
and we will never bring it up again.
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You...? Is this some kind of trick?
What...?
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- I'm afraid to get out of the car.
- Get out of the car.
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- Are you...?
- Get out of the car.
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Okay, love you.
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Love you.
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Ezra!
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- I thought you left for work.
- I had to make some phone calls.
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- Are you gonna get out of bed?
- No.
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Cold. Pfft. Cold.
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Pop, it... It's, uh, sweltering in here.
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- Is it?
- Yeah.
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Listen, maybe I should,
um, stay home today.
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No. You...
You don't have to do that.
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Thing is, uh...
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...last night...
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...I peed myself.
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Oh, Pop, I'm sorry.
290
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It's just one of those things
a man has to deal with, alone.
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Okay, all right.
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Ah-ta-ta-ta.
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Open the damn trunk, Sam.
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Wait, it's a rental!
I don't know where the thing is!
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Hang on, hang on! There it is.
296
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<font color="#D900D9">(DOOR ALERT CHIMING)</font>
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It's open!
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- Let go of the handle.
- Sam, unlock the door.
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Let go of it.
Let go of the handle!
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- What?
- Just step back!
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<font color="#D900D9">(ENGINE STARTS)</font>
302
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<font color="#808080">ARCHIE:</font> Go, go, go.
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<font color="#808080">SAM:</font> Seat belt, seat belt.
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- Archibald.
<font color="#808080">ARCHIE:</font> - Hey, Sam.
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<font color="#808080">SAM:</font> You look good.
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<font color="#808080">ARCHIE:</font> You lie good.
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<font color="#D900D9">(SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE)</font>
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<font color="#808080">ARCHIE:</font> Yeah.
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There it is.
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<font color="#D900D9">(ARCHIE CHUCKLES)</font>
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- Let's start the gambling early.
- What?
312
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Hundred dollars
says Paddy will not come.
313
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No, no, he's got to come.
314
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Billy's come through for us
more times than I can count.
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It's our turn.
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- Prick!
- Ha-ha-ha!
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Asshole.
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- Hey. Good to see you.
- Ah.
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What the hell are you doing
in Brooklyn?
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I heard there was
a bathrobe convention.
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00:18:22.227 --> 00:18:24.646
- Have I come to the right spot?
- Don't be a smart-ass.
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- Come on in.
- Heh, Archie's here too.
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Uh, he's out in the car.
He couldn't make the...
324
00:18:29.943 --> 00:18:31.623
All the flights of stairs
in his condition.
325
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- Archie's here?
- Yeah.
326
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- In the car.
- What's going on?
327
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Well, the three of us are, uh,
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gonna go to Las Vegas
for the weekend.
329
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Why on earth would I ever want
to go to Vegas?
330
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For fun! Remember fun?
331
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That thing you used to have
before the permanent scowl set in?
332
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Come on, I don't have
a permanent scowl.
333
00:18:48.754 --> 00:18:50.380
- He said with a scowl.
- I don't!
334
00:18:50.547 --> 00:18:52.924
Okay, it's not a scowl,
you're just ugly.
335
00:18:53.091 --> 00:18:54.134
<font color="#D900D9">(SCOFFS)</font>
336
00:18:54.301 --> 00:18:57.429
Look, just throw some things in a bag.
The flight leaves in a couple of hours.
337
00:18:57.596 --> 00:18:59.116
Come on!
We're not leaving without you.
338
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Either you come with us,
or we move in.
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00:19:01.099 --> 00:19:02.893
Hold on, hold on.
You show up out of nowhere,
340
00:19:03.060 --> 00:19:04.780
you say we're going to Vegas.
You know what?
341
00:19:04.936 --> 00:19:08.106
- This smells of Billy Gherson.
- Oh, Paddy, Billy Gher...?
342
00:19:08.273 --> 00:19:09.691
This... This has nothing to...
343
00:19:09.858 --> 00:19:11.985
Billy, we want him to come,
of course.
344
00:19:12.152 --> 00:19:13.672
But then he...
You know, he's got a big
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00:19:13.820 --> 00:19:15.614
- important thing he has to do.
- Of course.
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00:19:15.781 --> 00:19:17.142
He always has something important.
347
00:19:17.282 --> 00:19:19.993
That's the problem.
It's always about him, him, him.
348
00:19:20.160 --> 00:19:22.204
- What's that about?
<font color="#808080">SAM:</font> - That's just Billy!
349
00:19:22.371 --> 00:19:24.121
- Put it behind you!
<font color="#808080">PADDY:</font> - That's right,
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00:19:24.122 --> 00:19:25.582
he's got more important
things to do.
351
00:19:25.749 --> 00:19:27.550
I have more important
things to do right here.
352
00:19:27.709 --> 00:19:29.878
What's with the pictures of Sophie?
They're everywhere.
353
00:19:30.045 --> 00:19:32.089
Everywhere I turn,
that's all I see: Sophie!
354
00:19:32.255 --> 00:19:34.056
It's getting a little morbid,
don't you think?
355
00:19:34.216 --> 00:19:35.717
- Don't... Don't touch those.
- Oh.
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00:19:35.884 --> 00:19:37.636
<font color="#808080">PADDY:</font> Jesus.
<font color="#808080">SAM:</font> Okay, sorry.
357
00:19:37.803 --> 00:19:39.554
- I like looking at her.
- Okay.
358
00:19:39.721 --> 00:19:41.390
That stays there,
this stays here.
359
00:19:41.556 --> 00:19:44.726
Okay.
But you come with me to Vegas.
360
00:19:45.394 --> 00:19:48.689
Paddy, you have got to come
with us to Las Vegas.
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00:19:48.855 --> 00:19:50.816
If you think
I'm leaving this apartment,
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00:19:50.982 --> 00:19:52.192
you're dumber than that hat.
363
00:19:52.359 --> 00:19:55.028
Say what you want to me,
but leave my hat out of this, okay?
364
00:19:55.195 --> 00:19:56.738
My hat has never done
a thing to you.
365
00:19:56.905 --> 00:19:59.658
- I'm not going to Vegas!
- Paddy!
366
00:19:59.825 --> 00:20:01.743
<font color="#D900D9">(WHEEZING)</font>
367
00:20:03.245 --> 00:20:05.414
What, are you...? Are you nuts?
368
00:20:05.580 --> 00:20:07.374
You're gonna give yourself
another stroke!
369
00:20:07.541 --> 00:20:08.542
Archie, you okay?
370
00:20:08.709 --> 00:20:10.001
<font color="#D900D9">(WHEEZING)</font>
371
00:20:10.168 --> 00:20:12.796
- Is he...?
- The stairs. Paddy.
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00:20:12.963 --> 00:20:14.715
You got to come.
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00:20:14.881 --> 00:20:16.591
You got to come
to Vegas with us.
374
00:20:17.342 --> 00:20:19.386
- Please, Paddy.
- Okay. Okay.
375
00:20:19.553 --> 00:20:21.138
Okay! All right, I'll go!
376
00:20:21.304 --> 00:20:23.515
I'll go! I'm going!
I'm going, okay?
377
00:20:23.682 --> 00:20:25.600
- Great.
- I got to pack.
378
00:20:25.767 --> 00:20:27.853
- Prick.
- Asshole.
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00:20:36.111 --> 00:20:37.362
That was well done.
380
00:20:39.114 --> 00:20:41.199
<font color="#808080">PADDY:</font> So Billy was so busy,
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00:20:41.366 --> 00:20:44.411
he couldn't spend the weekend with
his three oldest friends in the world.
382
00:20:44.578 --> 00:20:45.662
Typical.
383
00:20:45.829 --> 00:20:48.165
Once a selfish bastard,
always a selfish bastard.
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00:20:48.331 --> 00:20:50.667
Never changes.
Never, never changes.
385
00:20:50.834 --> 00:20:53.274
You know, that's the thing
about him, he's just the way he is.
386
00:20:53.420 --> 00:20:55.881
What was so important that
he couldn't spend it with us?
387
00:20:56.047 --> 00:20:57.090
So important?
388
00:20:57.257 --> 00:20:59.301
I agree with everything
you've said, Paddy.
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00:20:59.468 --> 00:21:00.886
For the last four hours.
390
00:21:01.052 --> 00:21:02.679
<font color="#808080">PADDY:</font> Him, him, him.
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00:21:02.846 --> 00:21:04.431
He didn't even call.
392
00:21:04.598 --> 00:21:07.350
You know, he... A disappointment.
He didn't...
393
00:21:07.517 --> 00:21:09.853
He didn't even call.
All I can say is, if I ever,
394
00:21:10.020 --> 00:21:12.380
ever run into that son of a bitch
again, that prick, I'll...
395
00:21:12.522 --> 00:21:13.857
Forget it.
396
00:21:14.024 --> 00:21:15.776
- He'll regret the day...
- Hey!
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00:21:15.942 --> 00:21:17.527
Ha, ha! Well!
398
00:21:17.694 --> 00:21:18.737
- Surprise!
<font color="#808080">SAM:</font> - Hey!
399
00:21:18.904 --> 00:21:20.530
Hey, Archie, how you doing? Sam.
400
00:21:20.697 --> 00:21:23.158
Hey! Yay, fun. Fun!
401
00:21:23.325 --> 00:21:25.076
Hey, hey,
what's that hair color?
402
00:21:25.243 --> 00:21:26.643
- Hazelnut?
- Have you got more hair
403
00:21:26.787 --> 00:21:27.829
than you used to have?
404
00:21:27.996 --> 00:21:30.207
- Oh, stop it, will you?
- You've got more hair than...
405
00:21:30.373 --> 00:21:32.125
Where'd you get the extra hair?
406
00:21:32.292 --> 00:21:34.252
His ass.
407
00:21:34.419 --> 00:21:36.020
Hey, look, don't be upset
with them, Pat.
408
00:21:36.171 --> 00:21:37.881
- It wasn't their fault.
- I'm going home.
409
00:21:38.048 --> 00:21:40.050
Paddy, look,
I'm getting married, okay?
410
00:21:40.217 --> 00:21:42.177
This is a bachelor party,
I needed you here.
411
00:21:42.344 --> 00:21:43.804
- I'm going home.
- How many times
412
00:21:43.970 --> 00:21:45.210
do I got to tell you I'm sorry?
413
00:21:45.347 --> 00:21:47.707
You can't say it enough, my friend.
You can't say it enough.
414
00:21:47.849 --> 00:21:49.684
Every time I see you,
we go through this shit.
415
00:21:49.851 --> 00:21:52.691
One more word, I'm gonna knock
your block off like I did in fifth grade.
416
00:21:52.854 --> 00:21:55.899
All right, all right, all right.
Hey, hey, hey! Knock this shit off!
417
00:21:56.066 --> 00:21:58.151
The hell's the matter with you?
418
00:21:58.318 --> 00:22:00.904
Now we're here together,
the four of us.
419
00:22:01.071 --> 00:22:04.407
We're here to celebrate
Billy marrying an infant.
420
00:22:04.574 --> 00:22:06.159
- She's not an infant.
- Shut up, Billy!
421
00:22:06.326 --> 00:22:09.079
Archie, blood pressure?
422
00:22:09.871 --> 00:22:11.373
I need this.
423
00:22:11.540 --> 00:22:13.458
Sam needs this.
424
00:22:13.875 --> 00:22:17.546
And believe it or not, you two
jerk-offs need it most of all.
425
00:22:17.712 --> 00:22:20.298
Now, either you'll manage
to be civil with each other,
426
00:22:20.465 --> 00:22:23.468
or so help me, I'm gonna rain
holy hell down on both of you.
427
00:22:23.635 --> 00:22:25.136
You understand?
428
00:22:25.303 --> 00:22:27.222
- Huh?
- Yeah.
429
00:22:27.389 --> 00:22:30.141
I'm gonna go find some damn water
and take all my damn pills.
430
00:22:30.308 --> 00:22:33.270
Then we gonna get
this damn party started.
431
00:22:34.437 --> 00:22:35.730
Yeah.
432
00:22:35.897 --> 00:22:37.566
It's gonna be fun.
433
00:22:39.359 --> 00:22:40.920
<font color="#808080">PADDY:</font> Where to?
<font color="#808080">SAM:</font> Remember Binion's,
434
00:22:41.069 --> 00:22:42.654
where I had my bachelor party?
435
00:22:42.821 --> 00:22:43.905
<font color="#D900D9">(ARCHIE LAUGHS)</font>
436
00:22:44.072 --> 00:22:46.472
<font color="#808080">SAM:</font> I looked it up on the Google,
they've just renovated it.
437
00:22:46.616 --> 00:22:49.493
- Billy, Miriam gave me a condom...
<font color="#808080">PADDY:</font> - He won't shut up about it.
438
00:22:49.494 --> 00:22:51.695
<font color="#808080">SAM:</font> I won't shut up?
<font color="#808080">BILLY:</font> You sound like 6 year olds.
439
00:22:51.830 --> 00:22:53.957
<font color="#808080">SAM:</font> Billy, now that you've got
ass-hair on your head,
440
00:22:54.124 --> 00:22:55.804
do you wash your hair,
or do you just wipe?
441
00:22:55.959 --> 00:22:57.627
<font color="#D900D9">(ALL LAUGHING)</font>
442
00:23:13.768 --> 00:23:15.770
<font color="#D900D9">(SLOT MACHINES DINGING)</font>
443
00:23:21.026 --> 00:23:22.986
- Pardon me.
- Uh, excuse me.
444
00:23:23.153 --> 00:23:25.947
Um, where's the check-in desk?
445
00:23:26.114 --> 00:23:29.117
- Check-in desk?
- For the hotel? Check-in?
446
00:23:29.284 --> 00:23:32.454
Hell, they closed the hotel part
down for remodeling months ago.
447
00:23:32.621 --> 00:23:35.999
Reopening next year.
It's gonna be real nice.
448
00:23:39.294 --> 00:23:40.545
Uh, we have a problem.
449
00:23:40.712 --> 00:23:44.549
The rooms, uh, aren't gonna be ready
for another year and a half.
450
00:23:44.716 --> 00:23:45.884
They're still remodeling.
451
00:23:46.051 --> 00:23:48.553
Archibald, did this topic
452
00:23:48.720 --> 00:23:50.472
come up when you made
the reservation?
453
00:23:50.639 --> 00:23:54.309
No, because you insisted
on making the reservations.
454
00:23:54.476 --> 00:23:58.521
I insisted, but then you insisted,
and it is the second insister
455
00:23:58.688 --> 00:24:00.815
- that supersedes the first.
- Sam. Sam.
456
00:24:00.982 --> 00:24:03.485
I offered, you insisted.
457
00:24:03.652 --> 00:24:05.372
Guys, guys,
don't worry about it, all right?
458
00:24:05.528 --> 00:24:07.530
Lisa and I are staying
at the Aria for the wedding.
459
00:24:07.697 --> 00:24:10.325
- I'm just texting my assistant.
- Yeah, see that? No problem.
460
00:24:10.492 --> 00:24:12.619
Big shot's assistant
will take care of everything.
461
00:24:12.786 --> 00:24:16.706
Meantime, I got to look for a bathroom.
Or don't they have that either?
462
00:24:16.873 --> 00:24:18.041
<font color="#808080">ARCHIE:</font> Okay.
463
00:24:18.208 --> 00:24:19.709
We'll go to your hotel.
464
00:24:19.876 --> 00:24:22.921
- But we're the ones getting the roo<font color="#808080">MS.
SAM:</font> - Yeah, that's right.
465
00:24:23.088 --> 00:24:25.840
Soon as I have a drink.
It's 5:00 in Florida.
466
00:24:26.007 --> 00:24:28.176
- I'll join you.
- If you insist.
467
00:24:28.343 --> 00:24:31.012
You know, Sam, it was you who
insisted on making the reservation.
468
00:24:31.179 --> 00:24:33.181
And where'd you get that silly hat?
469
00:24:33.348 --> 00:24:35.517
<font color="#808080">SAM:</font> Oh, why is my hat the default insult?
470
00:24:35.684 --> 00:24:39.896
<font color="#808080">WOMAN:</font> <font color="#D900D9">(SINGING)</font>
<i>Can thrill me like you do</i>
471
00:24:40.105 --> 00:24:43.775
<i>And fill my heart with love</i>
472
00:24:43.942 --> 00:24:46.903
<i>For only you</i>
473
00:24:48.655 --> 00:24:51.116
<i>Only you</i>
474
00:24:51.366 --> 00:24:55.620
<i>Can make this change in me</i>
475
00:24:55.787 --> 00:24:59.749
<i>For it's true</i>
476
00:24:59.916 --> 00:25:04.254
<i>You are my destiny</i>
477
00:25:04.421 --> 00:25:08.883
<i>When you hold my hand
I understand</i>
478
00:25:09.050 --> 00:25:11.761
<i>The magic that you do</i>
479
00:25:12.303 --> 00:25:15.015
<i>You're my dream come true</i>
480
00:25:15.181 --> 00:25:19.144
<i>My one and only you</i>
481
00:25:20.562 --> 00:25:23.023
<i>Only you</i>
482
00:25:23.773 --> 00:25:28.153
<i>Only you can make
This change in me</i>
483
00:25:28.319 --> 00:25:31.281
<i>For it's true</i>
484
00:25:31.656 --> 00:25:36.077
<i>You are my destiny</i>
485
00:25:36.244 --> 00:25:38.663
<i>When you hold my hand</i>
486
00:25:38.830 --> 00:25:40.832
<i>I understand</i>
487
00:25:40.999 --> 00:25:45.545
<i>The magic that you do</i>
488
00:25:45.712 --> 00:25:49.841
<i>You're my dream come true</i>
489
00:25:50.008 --> 00:25:55.722
<i>My one and only</i>
490
00:25:55.889 --> 00:25:59.309
<i>You</i>
491
00:26:00.935 --> 00:26:03.605
All right. All right.
492
00:26:04.481 --> 00:26:05.857
<font color="#808080">ARCHIE:</font> Terrific.
493
00:26:06.024 --> 00:26:09.694
Thank you! But all that tells me is
that wherever you guys are from,
494
00:26:09.861 --> 00:26:11.404
you lack quality entertainment.
495
00:26:11.571 --> 00:26:12.989
<font color="#D900D9">(ALL LAUGH)</font>
496
00:26:13.156 --> 00:26:14.741
Okay, that'll do it for me.
497
00:26:14.908 --> 00:26:18.828
Make sure to tip your waitresses.
It's pretty funny when they fall over.
498
00:26:18.995 --> 00:26:21.331
- Ha-ha-ha!
- Oof.
499
00:26:22.332 --> 00:26:23.416
Sam, Sam.
500
00:26:23.583 --> 00:26:24.664
No, she's good, she's good.
501
00:26:24.793 --> 00:26:27.003
My friends and I, uh,
would like to buy you a drink.
502
00:26:27.170 --> 00:26:29.005
Um, you were the ones laughing.
503
00:26:29.172 --> 00:26:30.882
In that case,
I should buy you a drink.
504
00:26:31.049 --> 00:26:32.592
- Ah, heh.
- Oh, hardly.
505
00:26:32.759 --> 00:26:34.511
- I'm Diana Boyle.
- Hi, I'm Billy Gherson.
506
00:26:34.677 --> 00:26:36.012
- I'm Archie Clayton.
- Hey.
507
00:26:36.179 --> 00:26:39.641
- Hi. Uh, that's Sam Harris.
- Hey, Diana, please, sit down.
508
00:26:39.808 --> 00:26:41.893
- Let go of her hand.
- Thank you.
509
00:26:42.060 --> 00:26:45.605
<font color="#808080">SAM:</font> Wow. You were...
That was just incredible.
510
00:26:45.772 --> 00:26:47.973
And... And I'm just gonna
preemptively just put my cards
511
00:26:48.108 --> 00:26:50.110
on the table, and say that... Ah.
<font color="#808080">BILLY:</font> Sam.
512
00:26:50.276 --> 00:26:54.656
My wife of 40 years
has given me permission to,
513
00:26:54.823 --> 00:26:59.577
basically, uh, cheat on her
this next few days.
514
00:26:59.744 --> 00:27:02.914
And so I just wanted to
let you know, in case, uh, you...
515
00:27:03.081 --> 00:27:05.416
- I'm available.
- That's a generous offer.
516
00:27:05.583 --> 00:27:07.043
Are you good in bed, Sam?
517
00:27:09.170 --> 00:27:10.338
I don't remember.
518
00:27:10.505 --> 00:27:12.048
<font color="#808080">ARCHIE:</font> Ha-ha-ha.
- Great!
519
00:27:12.215 --> 00:27:14.008
<font color="#D900D9">(ALL LAUGHING)</font>
520
00:27:14.551 --> 00:27:18.847
Uh, Carol, could I have
a Sapphire Martini, straight up
521
00:27:19.013 --> 00:27:21.099
with a twist, please? Gentlemen?
<font color="#808080">CAROL:</font> All right.
522
00:27:21.266 --> 00:27:22.851
Uh, what...? Uh, no alcohol.
523
00:27:23.017 --> 00:27:24.435
- He won't have alcohol.
- What?
524
00:27:24.602 --> 00:27:27.522
Bombay Sapphire martini,
straight up.
525
00:27:27.689 --> 00:27:29.065
Don't pay any mind to him.
526
00:27:29.232 --> 00:27:31.775
- I'm a big drinker, I drink all the time.
<font color="#808080">DIANA:</font> - Okay, okay.
527
00:27:31.776 --> 00:27:33.278
- Bring him two.
- And I'll have one.
528
00:27:33.444 --> 00:27:34.644
I'll... I'll have one as well.
529
00:27:34.779 --> 00:27:36.698
So, what brings you boys to Vegas?
530
00:27:36.865 --> 00:27:39.492
I'll tell you what brings us
to Vegas: a big fat liar.
531
00:27:39.659 --> 00:27:42.162
I just wanted to come over
and tell you how much I enjoyed
532
00:27:42.328 --> 00:27:43.955
- your performance.
- Oh, thank you.
533
00:27:44.122 --> 00:27:46.002
You're no spring chicken,
but you deserve better
534
00:27:46.124 --> 00:27:48.251
- than being around these lowlifes.
- Wow!
535
00:27:48.418 --> 00:27:50.712
Prince Charming, is that you?
536
00:27:50.879 --> 00:27:53.464
You are so much shorter
than I thought you would be.
537
00:27:53.631 --> 00:27:55.592
<font color="#D900D9">(ALL LAUGH)</font>
538
00:27:55.758 --> 00:27:59.345
No, actually we're here, uh,
for a wedding.
539
00:27:59.512 --> 00:28:01.806
Our friend Hazelnut
is tying the knot on Sunday.
540
00:28:01.973 --> 00:28:05.018
- Yeah? Oh.
- So, all right. So long, jerk-offs.
541
00:28:05.185 --> 00:28:08.021
I'm gonna go look for a hotel
that actually has hotel rooms.
542
00:28:08.188 --> 00:28:09.564
Wait, wait. Why are you leaving?
543
00:28:09.731 --> 00:28:11.524
Because of this schmuck,
that's why.
544
00:28:11.691 --> 00:28:13.818
We got a couple
of unresolved issues.
545
00:28:13.985 --> 00:28:15.278
Is he a schmuck?
546
00:28:17.197 --> 00:28:19.157
- It's a gray area.
<font color="#808080">DIANA:</font> - Hmm.
547
00:28:19.324 --> 00:28:21.367
We've been best friends
since we're 6 years old.
548
00:28:21.534 --> 00:28:24.334
My wife dies about a year ago, he
doesn't even show up for the funeral.
549
00:28:24.495 --> 00:28:26.623
It's a little more complicated
than that. I...
550
00:28:26.789 --> 00:28:29.667
Yeah, sends me flowers with a note
that says "Sorry for your loss."
551
00:28:29.834 --> 00:28:32.045
Schmuck.
552
00:28:32.212 --> 00:28:34.505
Well, I am sorry that you're leaving.
553
00:28:34.672 --> 00:28:37.008
Clearly I need someone
to look out for me,
554
00:28:37.175 --> 00:28:41.554
seeing as how I'm associating
with an alcoholic, an adulterer
555
00:28:41.721 --> 00:28:43.348
and a schmuck.
<font color="#808080">ARCHIE:</font> Heh, heh.
556
00:28:43.514 --> 00:28:44.682
I like you.
557
00:28:44.849 --> 00:28:45.892
- Well.
- Pat Connors.
558
00:28:46.059 --> 00:28:47.810
Still Diana Boyle.
559
00:28:47.977 --> 00:28:49.020
- Diana?
- Ah!
560
00:28:49.187 --> 00:28:50.467
- Oh, look here.
- There you are.
561
00:28:50.605 --> 00:28:54.234
To the first bachelor party
I've ever attended
562
00:28:54.400 --> 00:28:55.985
that could be covered by Medicare.
563
00:28:56.152 --> 00:28:58.321
- Ha-ha-ha.
- And, um, to the only
564
00:28:58.488 --> 00:29:01.199
people here who actually
listened to me sing.
565
00:29:01.366 --> 00:29:02.617
Thank you for that.
566
00:29:02.784 --> 00:29:04.244
<font color="#D900D9">(GLASSES CLINKING)</font>
567
00:29:04.410 --> 00:29:06.829
Hey, you, eye contact.
568
00:29:06.996 --> 00:29:08.873
Doesn't mean a thing
without eye contact.
569
00:29:12.252 --> 00:29:15.213
How old is the woman
that he is marrying?
570
00:29:15.380 --> 00:29:18.007
- Uh, she's, uh...
- Oh, well, you know, she's...
571
00:29:18.174 --> 00:29:20.176
- Uh, just, uh, in her...
- 30-ish.
572
00:29:20.343 --> 00:29:21.719
Oh, sweet Jesus.
573
00:29:21.886 --> 00:29:23.888
Guys, come on, we got to
get going here, all right?
574
00:29:24.055 --> 00:29:26.296
- Let's get over to the Aria.
- Oh, that's a great hotel.
575
00:29:26.432 --> 00:29:28.559
- Has my lucky big wheel.
- Mm. Big wheel.
576
00:29:28.726 --> 00:29:31.020
- Then you're coming with us.
- She is?
577
00:29:31.187 --> 00:29:32.939
<font color="#D900D9">(HORNS HONKING)</font>
578
00:29:33.106 --> 00:29:34.857
<font color="#D900D9">(ALL CHATTERING)</font>
579
00:29:35.024 --> 00:29:36.859
What the hell is with this traffic?
580
00:29:37.026 --> 00:29:38.820
- Are you comfortable?
- No, I'm... I'm fine.
581
00:29:38.987 --> 00:29:41.907
- I can make him sit in the back.
- No, he doesn't have to go in the back.
582
00:29:42.073 --> 00:29:43.634
- Are you sure?
- Screw this, all right?
583
00:29:43.783 --> 00:29:45.410
- Let's just get out of here.
- What?
584
00:29:45.576 --> 00:29:46.976
- Let's get out. Screw it.
- Really?
585
00:29:47.120 --> 00:29:48.721
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go.
Lead on, man.
586
00:29:56.421 --> 00:29:58.214
<font color="#D900D9">(WOMEN GIGGLE)</font>
587
00:29:58.381 --> 00:29:59.716
Whoo-hoo, hoo-hoo.
588
00:29:59.882 --> 00:30:01.259
<font color="#D900D9">(MEN CHEERING)</font>
589
00:30:01.426 --> 00:30:03.803
<font color="#808080">ALL:</font> <font color="#D900D9">(CHANTING)</font>
<i>Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!</i>
590
00:30:03.970 --> 00:30:05.680
<font color="#D900D9">(CHEERING)</font>
591
00:30:10.184 --> 00:30:11.394
What is that, a map?
592
00:30:11.561 --> 00:30:13.104
Look at them.
593
00:30:13.271 --> 00:30:15.148
The moron brigade.
594
00:30:25.408 --> 00:30:28.494
So now it's just me, on my own.
595
00:30:28.661 --> 00:30:32.081
There's this young girl, a neighbor,
she keeps trying to bring me soup.
596
00:30:32.248 --> 00:30:34.834
- Well, she sounds terrible.
- She is terrible.
597
00:30:35.001 --> 00:30:36.210
Soup's not bad.
598
00:30:36.377 --> 00:30:37.754
<font color="#D900D9">(LAUGHS)</font>
599
00:30:45.636 --> 00:30:46.876
- Aria.
- Gentlemen checking in?
600
00:30:47.013 --> 00:30:48.431
Gherson. Gherson.
601
00:30:48.598 --> 00:30:50.016
I'll take that, sir.
602
00:31:01.819 --> 00:31:03.654
<font color="#D900D9">(SIGHS)</font>
603
00:31:03.821 --> 00:31:06.949
All right, gentlemen, I'm gonna
touch base with my bride-to-be.
604
00:31:07.116 --> 00:31:08.576
She has her own phone?
605
00:31:08.743 --> 00:31:10.203
Yes, Archie,
she has her own phone.
606
00:31:10.370 --> 00:31:12.571
- Not a toy phone?
- Children are learning more and more
607
00:31:12.705 --> 00:31:15.124
about new technology.
They're younger and younger.
608
00:31:15.291 --> 00:31:17.001
Oh, like a baby monitor?
609
00:31:17.168 --> 00:31:18.711
You guys finished?
610
00:31:19.379 --> 00:31:21.672
- Not yet.
- All right, huddle up, huddle up.
611
00:31:21.839 --> 00:31:24.550
You are surrounded
by slot machines,
612
00:31:24.717 --> 00:31:27.804
poker, roulette,
and there are girls at every bar.
613
00:31:27.970 --> 00:31:30.348
I want to hear stories,
I want to hear results,
614
00:31:30.515 --> 00:31:32.642
I want to hear all of you
getting in trouble.
615
00:31:32.809 --> 00:31:35.269
And I'm sure
this young lady can help you.
616
00:31:35.436 --> 00:31:37.188
See you back here.
617
00:31:39.107 --> 00:31:40.942
<font color="#808080">DIANA:</font> Ah, this is the
one, this is the one.
618
00:31:41.109 --> 00:31:43.694
Okay, so put a dollar down.
619
00:31:43.861 --> 00:31:46.114
- I don't gamble.
- Oh, this is not gambling.
620
00:31:46.280 --> 00:31:48.449
This, my friend, is a sure thing.
621
00:31:48.616 --> 00:31:52.995
- Yeah, but it's throwing money away.
- Come on, Paddy, give me a dollar.
622
00:31:53.579 --> 00:31:55.164
- Perfect, we're in.
<font color="#808080">WOMAN:</font> - Good luck.
623
00:31:55.331 --> 00:31:57.125
Come on. Come on.
624
00:31:57.291 --> 00:31:59.043
Come on.
625
00:32:00.920 --> 00:32:03.589
Oh, congratulations!
Five dollars off the buffet.
626
00:32:03.756 --> 00:32:05.383
Yes, we did it.
627
00:32:05.550 --> 00:32:08.553
Our lives are changed forever,
Paddy. Can you feel it?
628
00:32:08.719 --> 00:32:11.931
All right, Paddy, you just won
five dollars off the buffet.
629
00:32:12.098 --> 00:32:14.058
- What are you gonna do first?
- Go to the buffet.
630
00:32:14.225 --> 00:32:16.066
He's going to the buffet,
ladies and gentlemen,
631
00:32:16.227 --> 00:32:17.728
the man is going to the buffet. Yay!
632
00:32:17.895 --> 00:32:21.107
Paddy, Paddy, Paddy, uh, uh,
the good news is that this hotel
633
00:32:21.274 --> 00:32:22.984
actually does have rooms.
634
00:32:23.151 --> 00:32:24.819
The bad news is that
none are available.
635
00:32:25.027 --> 00:32:26.237
Don't tell Billy, please.
636
00:32:26.404 --> 00:32:28.884
I don't give a flying fart about Billy.
Where am I gonna sleep?
637
00:32:29.031 --> 00:32:31.242
Well, they said
they might have some after 6.
638
00:32:31.409 --> 00:32:32.994
So here's the deal:
639
00:32:33.161 --> 00:32:35.329
Lisa wants me
to check out the chapel.
640
00:32:35.496 --> 00:32:37.832
Heh, she's got you on a short leash,
doesn't she?
641
00:32:37.999 --> 00:32:40.585
- Kids these days.
- Well, would Mrs. Don Rickles
642
00:32:40.751 --> 00:32:42.420
happen to know
where the chapel is?
643
00:32:42.587 --> 00:32:44.464
I do, and I will show you.
644
00:32:44.630 --> 00:32:47.070
- That's okay, that's fine, I'll find it...
- No, no, no, shh.
645
00:32:47.175 --> 00:32:50.011
- I'm being wonderful.
<font color="#808080">SAM:</font> Take your time.
646
00:32:50.178 --> 00:32:53.181
Plenty of time. We got till 6.
647
00:32:57.310 --> 00:32:59.353
Blackjack. I used to like blackjack.
648
00:32:59.520 --> 00:33:02.231
- Archie?
- Archie.
649
00:33:03.149 --> 00:33:04.901
<font color="#D900D9">(SAM GROANS)</font>
650
00:33:06.277 --> 00:33:07.957
<font color="#808080">SAM:</font> I'm a little concerned...
<font color="#808080">PADDY:</font> Yeah.
651
00:33:08.112 --> 00:33:10.448
Uh, ahem. Can I sit here?
652
00:33:10.615 --> 00:33:12.867
- Every time.
- Yes, of course, sir.
653
00:33:13.034 --> 00:33:15.578
- Yeah, sit down.
<font color="#808080">WAITRESS:</font> - Cocktail, cigarettes?
654
00:33:19.582 --> 00:33:21.417
- Sir?
- Yeah?
655
00:33:21.584 --> 00:33:23.377
Sir, I think she's asking
if you have
656
00:33:23.544 --> 00:33:25.880
any, uh, money in that
fanny pack of yours.
657
00:33:26.047 --> 00:33:28.132
- Oh. Ha, ha.
- Yeah, there you go.
658
00:33:28.299 --> 00:33:30.134
<font color="#808080">WAITRESS:</font> Excuse me, cocktails.
659
00:33:30.301 --> 00:33:32.720
<font color="#808080">SAM:</font> Holy crap, what, did you rob a bank?
660
00:33:32.887 --> 00:33:36.766
Sort of. I emptied out
half my pension, $15,000.
661
00:33:36.933 --> 00:33:38.184
<font color="#808080">SAM:</font> What?
<font color="#808080">PADDY:</font> You all right?
662
00:33:38.351 --> 00:33:40.144
Guys, come on.
663
00:33:40.311 --> 00:33:42.647
I'm on a weekend furlough
from prison.
664
00:33:42.813 --> 00:33:45.233
I don't know about you,
but I'm making the most of it.
665
00:33:45.399 --> 00:33:47.527
Seriously, count a little slower, Ling.
666
00:33:47.693 --> 00:33:49.904
- Come on, Paddy, join us, this is... Oh.
- Oh!
667
00:33:50.071 --> 00:33:51.113
Uh, sorry.
668
00:33:51.280 --> 00:33:53.282
Kidding me?
It's like you did that on purpose.
669
00:33:53.449 --> 00:33:55.076
No, no, it's... It was just an accident.
670
00:33:55.243 --> 00:33:57.119
What are you, his bodyguard?
No, you know what?
671
00:33:57.286 --> 00:33:59.872
Thank you, guys, for killing
a really, really hot table.
672
00:34:00.039 --> 00:34:01.707
We're done.
673
00:34:02.291 --> 00:34:03.834
Fifteen thousand coming in.
674
00:34:06.587 --> 00:34:09.340
And on that happy note,
I've got a certain prophylactic device
675
00:34:09.507 --> 00:34:11.425
burning a hole in my pocket.
676
00:34:11.592 --> 00:34:13.553
I will see you gentlemen later.
677
00:34:14.178 --> 00:34:16.389
- Sam. Sam?
- What?
678
00:34:16.556 --> 00:34:18.224
Glasses. Take your glasses off.
679
00:34:18.391 --> 00:34:20.768
Makes you look younger.
680
00:34:24.397 --> 00:34:26.232
- He does?
- No.
681
00:34:26.399 --> 00:34:28.025
<font color="#D900D9">(CHATTERING)</font>
682
00:34:28.192 --> 00:34:29.527
<font color="#808080">WOMAN:</font> Hi.
683
00:34:30.820 --> 00:34:32.863
- Hello, sir.
- A, uh, gin and tonic.
684
00:34:33.030 --> 00:34:34.323
<font color="#808080">BARTENDER:</font> Right away.
685
00:34:38.911 --> 00:34:39.954
Hi.
686
00:34:49.130 --> 00:34:50.631
<font color="#808080">WOMAN 1:</font> You have to see it.
687
00:34:50.798 --> 00:34:52.049
<font color="#808080">WOMAN 2:</font> I'm sure.
688
00:34:52.216 --> 00:34:54.218
<font color="#808080">WOMAN 3:</font> There he is. Hi.
689
00:34:54.385 --> 00:34:56.178
Hello.
690
00:34:56.345 --> 00:34:58.806
- Come here often?
- As a matter of fact, I do.
691
00:34:58.973 --> 00:35:01.058
It's a good place for me to relax
between shows.
692
00:35:01.225 --> 00:35:03.436
Between shows?
Your shows... Your show?
693
00:35:03.603 --> 00:35:05.438
Yeah, I love this place.
It's got a nice, uh,
694
00:35:05.605 --> 00:35:07.690
"anything can happen"
kind of atmosphere,
695
00:35:07.857 --> 00:35:08.899
you know what I mean?
696
00:35:09.066 --> 00:35:11.319
Oh, is that a wedding ring
you're sporting there?
697
00:35:11.485 --> 00:35:14.322
It is a wedding ring, but, uh,
the great thing is, I have permission.
698
00:35:14.488 --> 00:35:16.991
My wife is, uh, very open.
699
00:35:17.158 --> 00:35:18.200
Well, okay.
700
00:35:18.367 --> 00:35:20.453
Okay...?
701
00:35:20.661 --> 00:35:23.414
Okay, well, uh, let me...
Let me buy you another drink.
702
00:35:23.581 --> 00:35:26.626
- I just have one question for you.
- What's that?
703
00:35:26.792 --> 00:35:28.878
<font color="#D900D9">(IN DEEP VOICE)</font>
What would my wife think?
704
00:35:29.170 --> 00:35:30.379
What? Hol...
705
00:35:31.213 --> 00:35:33.341
Excuse me, I just have...
706
00:35:34.342 --> 00:35:36.594
Oh. Oh.
707
00:35:36.761 --> 00:35:38.220
I'm... You're... You're... I...
708
00:35:38.387 --> 00:35:40.139
You're a... You're a trans...
709
00:35:40.306 --> 00:35:42.767
Trans... planted New Yorker?
710
00:35:42.933 --> 00:35:45.478
- New Jersey.
- Jersey? Oh, Brooklyn. Oh.
711
00:35:45.645 --> 00:35:47.271
You look fantastic.
712
00:35:47.438 --> 00:35:50.274
And I do not judge,
I make no judgments.
713
00:35:50.441 --> 00:35:51.859
Oh, no, no.
No judgment here either.
714
00:35:52.026 --> 00:35:53.110
"Papa Don't Preach."
715
00:35:53.277 --> 00:35:55.738
- No, no, good.
- It's a Madonna song.
716
00:35:56.906 --> 00:35:59.575
I get it. You're Madonna.
717
00:35:59.742 --> 00:36:01.369
Uh, hello, I'm Sam.
718
00:36:01.535 --> 00:36:03.204
- Sam Harris.
- Maurice Tischler.
719
00:36:04.580 --> 00:36:05.748
Yeah.
720
00:36:05.915 --> 00:36:07.291
This is it.
721
00:36:07.458 --> 00:36:09.043
If you're gonna
get hitched in Vegas,
722
00:36:09.210 --> 00:36:11.610
this is pretty much the least
depressing place you can do it.
723
00:36:11.754 --> 00:36:13.047
<font color="#D900D9">(BILLY CHUCKLES)</font>
724
00:36:13.214 --> 00:36:15.466
Hey, I like it.
725
00:36:16.425 --> 00:36:18.010
Well, good.
726
00:36:18.469 --> 00:36:20.221
I will, uh, leave you to it.
727
00:36:20.388 --> 00:36:21.722
- Welcome.
- Thank you.
728
00:36:22.515 --> 00:36:25.226
Welcome to where love takes flight.
729
00:36:25.768 --> 00:36:27.061
Hi. Billy Gherson.
730
00:36:27.228 --> 00:36:28.938
- Oh, yes, yes, Mr. Gherson.
- Hi.
731
00:36:29.105 --> 00:36:30.940
I should have known. Ha, ha.
732
00:36:31.107 --> 00:36:33.693
I've seen a lot of couples
come down this aisle.
733
00:36:33.859 --> 00:36:35.569
I can always tell when it's true love.
734
00:36:35.736 --> 00:36:36.904
<font color="#D900D9">(BILLY CHUCKLES)</font>
735
00:36:37.071 --> 00:36:40.366
Uh, no, no, no,
this is not my fiancée.
736
00:36:40.533 --> 00:36:41.784
- No.
<font color="#808080">DIANA:</font> - Oh, no, no, no.
737
00:36:41.951 --> 00:36:45.538
This man would never marry
someone even close to his own age.
738
00:36:46.580 --> 00:36:48.457
So who are you?
739
00:36:48.624 --> 00:36:49.917
I'm his mother.
740
00:36:52.128 --> 00:36:54.880
So we got a lounge singer
of a certain age.
741
00:36:55.047 --> 00:36:58.092
- Oh, how delicately put.
- But not from here.
742
00:36:58.259 --> 00:36:59.760
- Atlanta.
- Right.
743
00:36:59.927 --> 00:37:03.556
In my former life,
I was a tax attorney.
744
00:37:03.723 --> 00:37:06.475
Um, I raised a daughter on my own.
745
00:37:06.642 --> 00:37:11.147
Her father was an asshole
of epic proportions,
746
00:37:11.313 --> 00:37:13.691
and I got her through school
and, urn...
747
00:37:13.858 --> 00:37:16.986
Now, I am giving you the full bio here.
Should I stop or...?
748
00:37:17.153 --> 00:37:18.593
- No, no, no, go on, go on.
- Really?
749
00:37:18.738 --> 00:37:20.281
- Yes.
- Okay. Um...
750
00:37:20.448 --> 00:37:21.949
And so a few months ago,
751
00:37:22.116 --> 00:37:25.035
I found myself downsized
and empty-nested,
752
00:37:25.202 --> 00:37:27.413
and I asked myself,
753
00:37:27.580 --> 00:37:31.959
"What do you really want to do
with your life, Diana Boyle?"
754
00:37:32.126 --> 00:37:35.921
And what I really wanted to do
was sing.
755
00:37:36.088 --> 00:37:38.215
I'm a little old for <i>American Idol.</i>
756
00:37:38.382 --> 00:37:41.051
- Oh.
- So I figured Vegas.
757
00:37:41.218 --> 00:37:44.889
And so, you know,
as they say, it goes.
758
00:37:45.055 --> 00:37:48.350
A big shot at Binion's needed
some legal advice,
759
00:37:48.517 --> 00:37:53.063
so basically, I got that gig
sewed up till I drop.
760
00:37:55.900 --> 00:37:58.152
It was nice of you
to walk me to my car.
761
00:37:58.319 --> 00:38:00.446
Oh, well, it was, um,
762
00:38:00.613 --> 00:38:03.449
nice of you to walk me to the chapel.
763
00:38:04.950 --> 00:38:09.663
You know, you are not as charming
as you think you are.
764
00:38:09.872 --> 00:38:12.792
Well, no one could be, quite frankly.
765
00:38:16.086 --> 00:38:17.421
It was nice.
766
00:38:18.339 --> 00:38:22.593
Congratulations! So long, schmuck!
767
00:38:24.512 --> 00:38:26.514
<font color="#D900D9">(CELL PHONE RINGING)</font>
768
00:38:29.725 --> 00:38:31.435
Hey, babe.
769
00:38:32.561 --> 00:38:34.355
No, no, I just came from...
770
00:38:34.522 --> 00:38:36.023
Yeah.
771
00:38:36.190 --> 00:38:38.609
It's interesting. It's, uh...
772
00:38:38.776 --> 00:38:39.819
No, you're gonna love it.
773
00:38:39.985 --> 00:38:41.445
You're really gonna love it.
774
00:38:41.612 --> 00:38:42.947
- Surgery?
<font color="#808080">MAURICE:</font> - Yeah.
775
00:38:43.113 --> 00:38:46.450
- That's... That's a game-changer.
- Well, it's just a big commitment.
776
00:38:46.617 --> 00:38:49.286
There's no going back, you know.
It's not the pain,
777
00:38:49.453 --> 00:38:51.853
- I mean, it's the recovery time.
- How long is the recovery?
778
00:38:51.997 --> 00:38:54.238
It's like eight to 12 weeks.
It's hard for a man to take.
779
00:38:54.375 --> 00:38:56.293
- So he's out for the season.
- Totally out.
780
00:38:56.460 --> 00:38:59.004
That's why you gotta go
with the Packers, and the points.
781
00:38:59.171 --> 00:39:01.012
- All the girls are making the same bet.
- Sam.
782
00:39:01.173 --> 00:39:02.967
<font color="#808080">MAURICE:</font> It's a no-brainer.
<font color="#808080">PADDY:</font> Sam!
783
00:39:03.133 --> 00:39:04.844
Come on, come on.
784
00:39:05.010 --> 00:39:06.345
Uh...
785
00:39:06.512 --> 00:39:07.888
Nice to meet you. Madonna, Cher.
786
00:39:08.055 --> 00:39:09.640
- Yeah, I'm coming.
- Call me. Call me.
787
00:39:10.432 --> 00:39:11.767
Sam, where have you been?
788
00:39:11.934 --> 00:39:13.602
I've been, uh,
working the room.
789
00:39:13.769 --> 00:39:15.479
You gotta stop him.
You gotta stop him.
790
00:39:15.646 --> 00:39:17.231
- What? Stop what?
- Archie, he lost it.
791
00:39:17.398 --> 00:39:18.440
Lost what?
792
00:39:23.112 --> 00:39:24.405
Archie?
793
00:39:38.752 --> 00:39:40.754
I'm so sorry, Archie.
794
00:39:43.632 --> 00:39:45.552
I begged and I begged him,
he just wouldn't stop.
795
00:39:45.718 --> 00:39:48.012
- I don't know what to say.
- Yeah, well, okay.
796
00:39:50.973 --> 00:39:52.099
Another bet, sir?
797
00:39:52.850 --> 00:39:54.268
How much was that last bet?
798
00:39:54.435 --> 00:39:56.562
- Nine thousand.
- He lost 9,000?
799
00:39:58.022 --> 00:39:59.522
- How much left?
- What are you doing?
800
00:39:59.523 --> 00:40:00.733
Let me count.
801
00:40:02.109 --> 00:40:03.694
You started with 15,000.
802
00:40:03.861 --> 00:40:05.195
Now you have...
803
00:40:06.739 --> 00:40:08.032
...102,000, sir.
804
00:40:13.787 --> 00:40:15.497
Okay, I'm done.
805
00:40:16.707 --> 00:40:19.084
- Hundred and two thousand?
- That's enough.
806
00:40:19.251 --> 00:40:21.420
<font color="#808080">SAM:</font> Yeah, that's a good decision.
- Excuse me, sir,
807
00:40:21.587 --> 00:40:22.755
are you a guest in the hotel?
808
00:40:22.922 --> 00:40:25.215
Oh, we were... We really...
We've gotta...
809
00:40:25.382 --> 00:40:26.967
Actually, we just...
810
00:40:27.134 --> 00:40:28.802
Great game, great game,
great dealer.
811
00:40:28.969 --> 00:40:30.137
Great table, great game.
812
00:40:30.304 --> 00:40:31.388
How much?
813
00:40:31.555 --> 00:40:33.974
- Hundred and two thousand.
- Hundred and two.
814
00:40:34.600 --> 00:40:36.894
<font color="#808080">PADDY:</font> So, what happened?
We break a rule or something?
815
00:40:37.061 --> 00:40:38.741
Are they gonna take
his money back or what?
816
00:40:38.896 --> 00:40:39.939
<font color="#808080">SAM:</font> I don't know.
817
00:40:40.105 --> 00:40:41.666
<font color="#D900D9">("CAT'S IN THE CRADLE"
RINGTONE PLAYING)</font>
818
00:40:41.815 --> 00:40:44.443
My son. It's Ezra. It's my son.
819
00:40:44.610 --> 00:40:46.070
Hello, Ezra.
820
00:40:46.236 --> 00:40:48.197
Wonderful to hear from you, son.
821
00:40:48.364 --> 00:40:51.825
Ezra, calm down.
Calm down. I'm at the church retreat.
822
00:40:51.992 --> 00:40:53.827
<font color="#D900D9">(SLOT MACHINE ALARM RINGING)</font>
<font color="#D900D9">(COINS CLINKING)</font>
823
00:40:53.994 --> 00:40:55.245
<font color="#D900D9">(CHEERING)</font>
824
00:40:55.412 --> 00:40:56.872
Uh, that? Um...
825
00:40:57.039 --> 00:40:59.792
That was the Holy Spirit
getting into people.
826
00:40:59.959 --> 00:41:02.586
- Hallelujah!
- Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
827
00:41:02.753 --> 00:41:04.797
- Praise the Lord!
- Ezra, I'm going to have to go.
828
00:41:04.964 --> 00:41:06.924
I think the Holy Spirit's
about to leave the room.
829
00:41:07.091 --> 00:41:09.134
I'm gonna see
if I can't stop him, okay?
830
00:41:09.301 --> 00:41:11.021
- I shall not want.
- I love you, son. Amen.
831
00:41:11.178 --> 00:41:12.888
He maketh me to lie down...
Did he buy it?
832
00:41:13.055 --> 00:41:15.015
I don't know, I was improvising,
same as you.
833
00:41:15.182 --> 00:41:16.433
Well...
834
00:41:16.600 --> 00:41:18.310
<font color="#D900D9">(CELL PHONE RINGS)</font>
<font color="#D900D9">(ARCHIE SIGHS)</font>
835
00:41:18.477 --> 00:41:20.104
- He... He walketh me.
- Hello.
836
00:41:20.270 --> 00:41:22.064
The Lord is my shepherd.
837
00:41:22.231 --> 00:41:24.441
- Praise the... Oh.
- It's Billy. Billy!
838
00:41:24.608 --> 00:41:26.008
<font color="#808080">BILLY:</font> <font color="#D900D9">(OVER PHONE)</font>
<i>I'm at the pool.</i>
839
00:41:26.151 --> 00:41:27.778
- He's at the pool.
- What's he doing?
840
00:41:27.945 --> 00:41:30.030
- What's at the pool?
- Where is the pool?
841
00:41:30.364 --> 00:41:31.699
Welcome to Las Vegas.
842
00:41:31.865 --> 00:41:33.075
<font color="#808080">ARCHIE:</font> Yes!
<font color="#808080">SAM:</font> Yeah.
843
00:41:33.242 --> 00:41:34.410
- Relax, Gherson.
- Aw, yeah.
844
00:41:34.576 --> 00:41:36.870
It's not like you invented it.
845
00:41:37.371 --> 00:41:39.123
Oh, Jesus.
846
00:41:41.750 --> 00:41:44.253
<font color="#D900D9">(BILLY AND ARCHIE HOWLING)</font>
847
00:41:44.420 --> 00:41:45.462
<font color="#808080">SAM:</font> Ay.
848
00:41:45.629 --> 00:41:48.007
We got a bikini contest coming up!
849
00:41:48.173 --> 00:41:49.425
<font color="#D900D9">(ALL CHEERING)</font>
850
00:41:49.591 --> 00:41:50.884
Who wants to be a judge?
851
00:41:51.051 --> 00:41:52.761
I do!
852
00:41:52.970 --> 00:41:54.179
<font color="#D900D9">(BILLY CHUCKLES)</font>
853
00:41:56.265 --> 00:42:00.185
Idea. Let's see
what we can do with this.
854
00:42:00.394 --> 00:42:02.229
Are you ready to Party Rock?
855
00:42:02.396 --> 00:42:04.314
<font color="#D900D9">(CHEERING)</font>
856
00:42:04.523 --> 00:42:07.776
I go by the name of Redfoo!
857
00:42:07.943 --> 00:42:08.986
<font color="#D900D9">(CHEERING)</font>
858
00:42:09.153 --> 00:42:11.780
Yeah, we got cash, we got prizes,
859
00:42:11.947 --> 00:42:16.493
and we got the best judges
in the world!
860
00:42:16.702 --> 00:42:20.330
Put your hands up, put your hands up,
put your hands up!
861
00:42:20.497 --> 00:42:22.249
Oh, Oh, oh, oh!
862
00:42:23.083 --> 00:42:24.334
Yeah!
863
00:42:24.501 --> 00:42:26.211
Well, check your pulse, fellas,
864
00:42:26.378 --> 00:42:30.424
because coming to the stage
is our first girl.
865
00:42:30.591 --> 00:42:35.387
She's from Seattle
and she likes to get wet, baby!
866
00:42:35.554 --> 00:42:38.724
- Whoo!
- Jessica!
867
00:42:38.891 --> 00:42:41.643
<font color="#808080">MAN:</font> I love you, Jessica!
868
00:42:43.395 --> 00:42:46.607
<font color="#808080">REDFOO:</font> Yeah, look at them assets, baby!
869
00:42:46.774 --> 00:42:48.108
Yeah!
870
00:42:48.692 --> 00:42:51.111
Judges, judges,
what you got for Jessica?
871
00:42:53.072 --> 00:42:54.823
Ten, baby!
872
00:42:56.075 --> 00:42:57.409
Ten!
873
00:42:58.911 --> 00:43:01.830
Ten! Yeah, baby!
874
00:43:01.997 --> 00:43:03.791
Unh! Looking good.
875
00:43:03.957 --> 00:43:09.296
Next coming up is Christina,
and she's a redhead,
876
00:43:09.463 --> 00:43:11.131
and let me tell you,
877
00:43:11.298 --> 00:43:13.467
it's au naturel, baby.
878
00:43:13.634 --> 00:43:14.968
<font color="#D900D9">(ALL CHEERING)</font>
879
00:43:15.135 --> 00:43:16.762
Judges?
880
00:43:18.847 --> 00:43:20.057
Ten, baby!
881
00:43:20.224 --> 00:43:21.558
<font color="#D900D9">(SCREAMS)</font>
882
00:43:21.725 --> 00:43:23.685
Irena, baby, yeah!
883
00:43:24.603 --> 00:43:27.064
Bring out Patrice!
884
00:43:30.984 --> 00:43:32.861
Ah! Come on and shout it!
885
00:43:33.695 --> 00:43:34.780
Baby!
886
00:43:34.947 --> 00:43:36.782
<font color="#D900D9">(AUDIENCE BOOING)</font>
887
00:43:38.325 --> 00:43:39.660
<font color="#D900D9">(ARCHIE WHOOPING)</font>
888
00:43:48.168 --> 00:43:49.503
Mm-hm, yeah!
889
00:43:49.670 --> 00:43:51.421
<font color="#808080">REDFOO:</font> Unh! Looking good!
890
00:43:51.588 --> 00:43:53.465
Yeah!
891
00:43:57.845 --> 00:43:59.555
Eleven!
892
00:44:01.890 --> 00:44:04.059
Let's get to know the judges.
893
00:44:04.226 --> 00:44:05.426
Can we get to know the judges?
894
00:44:05.561 --> 00:44:07.187
What's your name there, sir?
895
00:44:07.354 --> 00:44:09.523
- Uh, Sam.
- All right.
896
00:44:09.690 --> 00:44:12.818
Oh, and I'm available,
I have a condom.
897
00:44:12.985 --> 00:44:15.362
<font color="#808080">REDFOO:</font> Oh, yeah. Yeah, baby!
898
00:44:15.529 --> 00:44:19.116
Who's that?
What is your name, party planner?
899
00:44:19.283 --> 00:44:20.450
Uh, Paddy.
900
00:44:20.617 --> 00:44:22.077
Paddy!
901
00:44:22.286 --> 00:44:24.246
<font color="#D900D9">(CHEERING)</font>
902
00:44:24.454 --> 00:44:29.209
Well, Paddy, I got a special package
just for you, baby!
903
00:44:35.549 --> 00:44:37.509
Aw, yeah, baby!
904
00:44:37.676 --> 00:44:39.344
- Yeah, baby!
- Ha-ha-ha!
905
00:44:42.806 --> 00:44:44.600
Yeah, baby!
906
00:44:44.766 --> 00:44:46.810
<font color="#D900D9">(LAUGHING)</font>
907
00:44:47.019 --> 00:44:49.059
I don't know how Paddy
could have given her a seven.
908
00:44:49.188 --> 00:44:51.108
She was too young.
She shouldn't have been there.
909
00:44:51.273 --> 00:44:53.108
- I liked Mr. Redfoo.
- Who's that?
910
00:44:53.275 --> 00:44:54.795
The guy who put his balls
in your face.
911
00:44:54.943 --> 00:44:56.278
- Oh, yeah, liked him.
- Ha-ha-ha.
912
00:44:56.445 --> 00:44:58.325
- He knows how to keep a party...
- Mr. Clayton?
913
00:44:59.364 --> 00:45:01.950
Quite a run you had at blackjack.
Can we talk?
914
00:45:02.618 --> 00:45:03.702
- Well, I...
- Apparently,
915
00:45:03.869 --> 00:45:05.829
you aren't actually staying here,
is that correct?
916
00:45:05.996 --> 00:45:07.289
Now, wait a minute here.
917
00:45:07.456 --> 00:45:09.291
Are you suggesting my friend
is a card counter
918
00:45:09.458 --> 00:45:11.338
because he took your casino
for a hundred grand?
919
00:45:11.460 --> 00:45:13.879
No, he won fair and square,
and actually we'd just like
920
00:45:14.046 --> 00:45:16.256
to have a chance
to win some of that money back
921
00:45:16.423 --> 00:45:18.133
by giving you someplace nice to stay.
922
00:45:18.300 --> 00:45:19.700
Hey, Alan, you wanted
to talk to me?
923
00:45:19.843 --> 00:45:21.803
- Heh. This is Lonnie.
- Hey.
924
00:45:21.970 --> 00:45:23.972
He's gonna take care of you
this weekend.
925
00:45:24.139 --> 00:45:26.619
Uh, with all due respect,
I believe I'm actually assigned to...
926
00:45:26.725 --> 00:45:28.393
- Uh, he canceled.
- He canceled?
927
00:45:29.228 --> 00:45:32.564
Yeah, give these gentlemen Villa 4.
928
00:45:32.940 --> 00:45:36.610
Are you sure he canceled?
I just confirmed with his travel a...
929
00:45:36.777 --> 00:45:37.903
Good day, gentlemen.
930
00:45:39.154 --> 00:45:40.197
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
931
00:45:40.364 --> 00:45:41.823
<font color="#808080">SAM:</font> Thank you.
932
00:45:43.659 --> 00:45:45.220
I hope there's room enough
for four guys
933
00:45:45.369 --> 00:45:48.330
because there's no way
I'm sharing a bed with this cupcake.
934
00:45:48.497 --> 00:45:50.499
<font color="#D900D9">(ARCHIE & BILLY LAUGH)</font>
935
00:45:51.875 --> 00:45:53.752
<font color="#808080">LONNIE:</font> The penthouse villa.
936
00:45:55.879 --> 00:45:58.674
Dollar for dollar, one of the best suites
in all of Vegas.
937
00:45:58.840 --> 00:46:00.425
Four bedrooms up top,
938
00:46:00.592 --> 00:46:02.427
fully stocked bar, gourmet kitchen,
939
00:46:02.594 --> 00:46:04.513
and all the amenities
you see before you.
940
00:46:04.680 --> 00:46:06.431
You know what I feel like?
941
00:46:06.598 --> 00:46:07.891
I feel like a damn princess.
942
00:46:08.058 --> 00:46:09.101
<font color="#D900D9">(ARCHIE LAUGHS)</font>
943
00:46:09.309 --> 00:46:10.978
So intimate, that's what I love.
944
00:46:11.144 --> 00:46:13.522
I'm at your disposal for anything else
that you might need.
945
00:46:13.689 --> 00:46:15.565
Is that your job?
You're just here for us?
946
00:46:15.732 --> 00:46:17.943
You wouldn't believe who I was
supposed to be hosting.
947
00:46:18.110 --> 00:46:19.278
Who?
948
00:46:19.444 --> 00:46:20.487
<font color="#D900D9">(WHISPERS)</font> Fiddy.
949
00:46:20.654 --> 00:46:21.822
Fiddy? P-Fiddy?
950
00:46:21.989 --> 00:46:24.533
- Fifty.
- Fifty people in here?
951
00:46:24.700 --> 00:46:27.077
No, no, 50 Cent. Curtis Jackson.
952
00:46:27.244 --> 00:46:29.162
- Oh, from the Jackson 5, sure.
- Yeah, okay.
953
00:46:30.664 --> 00:46:32.749
50 Cent's a pretty big deal
in modern times,
954
00:46:32.916 --> 00:46:34.836
and one of the perks of hosting him is,
you know,
955
00:46:35.002 --> 00:46:37.796
I get that second-and third-round
draft pick. You know what I mean?
956
00:46:37.963 --> 00:46:39.298
We don't.
957
00:46:39.673 --> 00:46:41.216
Like, the leftover...
958
00:46:41.550 --> 00:46:44.110
So I'm assuming you guys are not
gonna wanna visit our nightclub.
959
00:46:44.261 --> 00:46:46.263
Nightclub? Dancing?
960
00:46:46.430 --> 00:46:47.472
Yes, Mr. Clayton,
961
00:46:47.639 --> 00:46:50.100
I believe some people will be dancing
at the nightclub.
962
00:46:50.267 --> 00:46:53.020
Oh, all right. Okay. Ah.
963
00:46:53.186 --> 00:46:55.314
Usually gets jumping around 11:00.
964
00:46:55.480 --> 00:46:57.816
If you like, I can pick you up
or wake you up.
965
00:46:57.983 --> 00:46:59.776
<font color="#808080">SAM:</font> Oh!
- Oh, oh, oh.
966
00:46:59.943 --> 00:47:02.423
<font color="#808080">ARCHIE:</font> What are we talking about?
- That's when we come alive.
967
00:47:02.571 --> 00:47:04.251
Midnight at the disco,
we'll see you there.
968
00:47:04.406 --> 00:47:06.742
We're always up and about
after midnight on the weekends.
969
00:47:06.908 --> 00:47:09.428
- A little after, maybe.
- I'll leave you gentlemen to your fun.
970
00:47:09.578 --> 00:47:10.620
<font color="#808080">SAM:</font> Thank you.
- Keys.
971
00:47:10.787 --> 00:47:12.497
<font color="#808080">ARCHIE:</font> How do you get
these damn curtains open?
972
00:47:12.664 --> 00:47:14.207
<font color="#808080">SAM:</font> I know how these things work.
973
00:47:14.374 --> 00:47:16.134
<font color="#808080">ARCHIE:</font> Let's get some
light in here, Jesus.
974
00:47:16.251 --> 00:47:19.087
<font color="#808080">LONNIE:</font> We've got one of these
consoles in every single room.
975
00:47:19.254 --> 00:47:20.630
<font color="#808080">SAM:</font> Ready, one, two, three. Unh!
976
00:47:21.882 --> 00:47:23.842
Let me, uh, help you geniuses.
977
00:47:24.009 --> 00:47:25.052
<font color="#808080">SAM:</font> The hell?
978
00:47:25.218 --> 00:47:27.095
<font color="#808080">PADDY:</font> Okay.
<font color="#808080">SAM:</font> Oh, there's a window.
979
00:47:27.262 --> 00:47:29.306
Oh, of course, of course.
980
00:47:29.473 --> 00:47:31.641
<font color="#808080">PADDY:</font> A lot of times they just
put a light back there.
981
00:47:32.642 --> 00:47:34.644
<font color="#808080">SAM:</font> It's probably fake.
It's fake. I give up.
982
00:47:34.811 --> 00:47:37.189
<font color="#808080">ARCHIE:</font> Whoa, whoa.
<font color="#808080">SAM:</font> Did you do that?
983
00:47:38.315 --> 00:47:39.399
<font color="#808080">ARCHIE:</font> Whoa.
984
00:47:39.983 --> 00:47:42.611
Curtains, music, lighting.
985
00:47:42.778 --> 00:47:44.654
And if you're really
feeling adventurous,
986
00:47:44.821 --> 00:47:48.033
we now have color television.
Have a good day, sir.
987
00:47:48.200 --> 00:47:49.409
- Oh, cute.
- Ha, ha.
988
00:47:49.576 --> 00:47:52.037
Fellas, look at this.
989
00:47:52.204 --> 00:47:53.205
Oh, no.
990
00:47:54.498 --> 00:47:56.166
An old friend.
991
00:47:56.333 --> 00:47:57.709
Is that what I think it is?
992
00:47:57.876 --> 00:47:59.878
You mean you kept that
all this time?
993
00:48:00.045 --> 00:48:02.464
Goddamn right I have.
The Flatbush Four is back,
994
00:48:02.631 --> 00:48:04.424
and we're not on any
Brooklyn street corner,
995
00:48:04.591 --> 00:48:06.468
- man, we're on top of Vegas.
- Ha-ha-ha.
996
00:48:06.635 --> 00:48:08.553
Celebrating my wedding. Heh.
997
00:48:09.388 --> 00:48:11.556
- Let's get it on! Ha-ha-ha!
- Let's go on.
998
00:48:11.765 --> 00:48:15.602
- I'll get some ice.
<font color="#808080">ARCHIE:</font> - Okay, all right, damn.
999
00:48:15.769 --> 00:48:17.729
Yeah, just like you, Gherson.
1000
00:48:17.896 --> 00:48:20.097
Let's forget about everything
we've done to hurt people.
1001
00:48:20.232 --> 00:48:22.692
Let's just move on
and celebrate me, that's all.
1002
00:48:26.571 --> 00:48:29.366
Paddy, I should have been there.
1003
00:48:29.533 --> 00:48:31.293
You're damn right
you should have been there.
1004
00:48:31.451 --> 00:48:32.619
You should have been there,
1005
00:48:32.786 --> 00:48:35.038
and, you know, she wanted you
to do the eulogy.
1006
00:48:35.205 --> 00:48:36.832
She wanted you, and you knew that.
1007
00:48:36.998 --> 00:48:38.959
She knew I would fall apart
in front of everybody,
1008
00:48:39.126 --> 00:48:41.711
and she knew you would make
everybody laugh, Mr. Comedian,
1009
00:48:41.878 --> 00:48:43.130
but no.
1010
00:48:44.673 --> 00:48:46.591
You didn't show up,
you were too busy.
1011
00:48:46.758 --> 00:48:48.468
Too busy for my wife's funeral,
1012
00:48:48.635 --> 00:48:51.930
our Sophie's funeral,
so I had to do it.
1013
00:48:52.097 --> 00:48:54.724
I didn't get one word out.
Broke down like a baby.
1014
00:48:54.933 --> 00:48:56.059
I'm sorry, Paddy.
1015
00:48:56.226 --> 00:48:58.228
Ah, no, you're a phony, Gherson.
1016
00:48:58.395 --> 00:48:59.996
You always have been,
you always will be.
1017
00:49:00.147 --> 00:49:01.347
Everything about you is phony.
1018
00:49:01.481 --> 00:49:03.608
Your teeth, your hair,
even your tan is phony.
1019
00:49:03.775 --> 00:49:05.444
Ah, Jesus, Paddy, you know, you...
1020
00:49:05.610 --> 00:49:08.321
Hey, Paddy, come on, man,
for crying out loud,
1021
00:49:08.488 --> 00:49:10.449
we're just trying to have
a nice weekend together.
1022
00:49:10.615 --> 00:49:12.492
Nice weekend?
You call this a nice weekend?
1023
00:49:12.659 --> 00:49:13.952
This is sad.
1024
00:49:14.119 --> 00:49:16.079
I'd give my left arm to be
with my wife right now,
1025
00:49:16.246 --> 00:49:18.498
and all Sammy wants to do
is cheat on his.
1026
00:49:18.665 --> 00:49:21.084
And, Archie, you're on some sort of
self-destructive bender,
1027
00:49:21.251 --> 00:49:24.546
cleaning out your pension fund
like you're so desperate to be alive.
1028
00:49:24.713 --> 00:49:26.882
And this guy wants us to validate
his marrying a child.
1029
00:49:27.048 --> 00:49:30.135
Well, you know what? I'm not gonna
be part of this charade, not me.
1030
00:49:37.767 --> 00:49:39.352
Naptime.
1031
00:49:40.145 --> 00:49:41.563
<font color="#D900D9">(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS)</font>
1032
00:49:41.730 --> 00:49:43.773
<font color="#D900D9">(CHATTERING)</font>
1033
00:49:49.988 --> 00:49:53.033
<font color="#808080">MAN:</font> No, it's easy as long
as you have a couple girls...
1034
00:50:03.752 --> 00:50:04.961
Oh, my God.
1035
00:50:05.128 --> 00:50:07.756
Uh, we've been here
like an hour, Billy.
1036
00:50:07.923 --> 00:50:10.258
I think they're only letting
people with cleavage in.
1037
00:50:10.717 --> 00:50:12.052
Screw it, follow me.
1038
00:50:12.219 --> 00:50:14.054
- Ahem.
- Where are we going?
1039
00:50:14.221 --> 00:50:15.555
Billy?
1040
00:50:19.226 --> 00:50:21.937
So, what's it gonna take
for three VIPs?
1041
00:50:22.103 --> 00:50:23.855
Who's your VIP host?
1042
00:50:24.022 --> 00:50:25.273
- VIP host?
- VIP host.
1043
00:50:25.440 --> 00:50:27.281
Oh, that's what's-his...?
Uh, our friend, uh...
1044
00:50:27.400 --> 00:50:29.069
- Oh, yeah, yeah, um...
- Larry. Larry.
1045
00:50:29.236 --> 00:50:31.321
- Louie. Remember Louie?
- Lorrie? Louis? No, no, no.
1046
00:50:31.488 --> 00:50:33.740
- Larry? Larry, Larry.
- No, it's an
1047
00:50:33.907 --> 00:50:35.742
No, you got it all wrong.
We don't know.
1048
00:50:35.909 --> 00:50:37.077
Uh, he's a nice guy.
1049
00:50:37.244 --> 00:50:38.328
Get back in line.
1050
00:50:38.912 --> 00:50:39.996
You sure about that, son?
1051
00:50:43.083 --> 00:50:45.043
<font color="#D900D9">(LAUGHING)</font>
1052
00:50:47.796 --> 00:50:48.964
<font color="#808080">SAM:</font> He's laughing.
1053
00:50:49.130 --> 00:50:50.882
<font color="#D900D9">(ALL LAUGHING)</font>
1054
00:50:53.802 --> 00:50:56.304
- Oh, y'all are serious, huh?
- Yeah, yeah.
1055
00:50:56.471 --> 00:50:59.641
Look, the only way you guys
are getting in there tonight
1056
00:50:59.808 --> 00:51:01.476
is VIP bottle service.
1057
00:51:01.643 --> 00:51:03.228
- All right, I got that.
- No, no, no.
1058
00:51:03.395 --> 00:51:05.438
We got, we got it.
No, no, this is on us.
1059
00:51:05.605 --> 00:51:08.358
- Eighteen.
- Eighteen. Okay, 18.
1060
00:51:08.525 --> 00:51:10.819
- Here's my friend's ten.
- Yep.
1061
00:51:10.986 --> 00:51:13.238
And I've got...
Here's one, two, three,
1062
00:51:13.405 --> 00:51:15.407
- and five.
- There you go.
1063
00:51:15.574 --> 00:51:18.743
And one for your warmth
and hospitality.
1064
00:51:18.910 --> 00:51:21.997
- Eighteen hundred.
- Eighteen hundred what?
1065
00:51:22.163 --> 00:51:24.374
Eighteen hundred dollars, fellas.
1066
00:51:26.084 --> 00:51:27.127
Fuck!
1067
00:51:27.294 --> 00:51:31.006
Uh, no, I got this. I'm up $102,000.
1068
00:51:31.172 --> 00:51:32.257
We'll take the bottles.
1069
00:51:32.424 --> 00:51:34.593
Bottle. One bottle.
1070
00:51:35.719 --> 00:51:37.345
<font color="#D900D9">(IN UNISON)</font> You shitting me?
1071
00:51:40.390 --> 00:51:41.850
We'll take it.
1072
00:51:42.809 --> 00:51:44.170
<font color="#D900D9">(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS)</font>
1073
00:51:44.311 --> 00:51:46.146
<font color="#D900D9">(CROWD SHOUTING
AND CHEERING)</font>
1074
00:51:55.822 --> 00:51:58.283
<font color="#808080">BOUNCER:</font> Here you go, fellas.
- Whoa!
1075
00:51:58.450 --> 00:52:00.201
Ha, ha. All right.
1076
00:52:00.368 --> 00:52:01.578
- Thank you.
- Hey.
1077
00:52:02.245 --> 00:52:04.956
Gentlemen. Not too shabby, huh?
1078
00:52:05.123 --> 00:52:07.125
- Not too.
- No wonder it's $1,800.
1079
00:52:07.292 --> 00:52:09.711
Look at the size of this thing.
1080
00:52:10.253 --> 00:52:12.047
<font color="#808080">MAN:</font> Yeah, that's my boy! Make it happen!
1081
00:52:14.883 --> 00:52:16.301
- Hi.
<font color="#808080">ALL:</font> Hi.
1082
00:52:16.968 --> 00:52:19.262
She's on my lap.
There's a girl on my lap.
1083
00:52:19.429 --> 00:52:21.514
- Do you mind?
- No, no, no.
1084
00:52:21.681 --> 00:52:24.267
It's, uh... It's titanium.
It, uh, can't feel a thing.
1085
00:52:24.434 --> 00:52:26.394
What can we start
you gentlemen off with?
1086
00:52:26.561 --> 00:52:28.938
- How about some Red Bull vodkas?
- Yeah!
1087
00:52:29.105 --> 00:52:31.441
<font color="#808080">SAM:</font> Red Bull vodkas.
- Uh, I probably should take it easy.
1088
00:52:31.608 --> 00:52:33.818
- How about just a glass of soda?
- Yeah, yeah, me too.
1089
00:52:33.985 --> 00:52:36.237
I feel a little...
1090
00:52:36.905 --> 00:52:38.948
Well, I can't tell if I'm having
another stroke
1091
00:52:39.115 --> 00:52:40.784
or if it's these dad-gum lights.
1092
00:52:40.950 --> 00:52:43.453
- Huh?
- What's with you guys, all right?
1093
00:52:43.620 --> 00:52:45.622
- Huh?
- Today you were just fine.
1094
00:52:45.789 --> 00:52:47.540
Now all of a sudden
you're like two old dogs
1095
00:52:47.707 --> 00:52:50.251
being dragged out of the back
of the house to lie down and die.
1096
00:52:50.418 --> 00:52:52.128
Three Red Bull vodkas.
1097
00:52:53.088 --> 00:52:55.548
<font color="#808080">SAM:</font> What's a rebel vodka?
- I don't know.
1098
00:52:55.715 --> 00:52:57.634
<font color="#D900D9">(CHEERING)</font>
1099
00:52:57.801 --> 00:52:59.881
- He just asked for my number!
<font color="#808080">WOMAN:</font> Ah, yeah, girl!
1100
00:53:00.011 --> 00:53:03.390
Hey, Sam. Got a little bachelorette
party going on over there.
1101
00:53:03.556 --> 00:53:07.602
I bet there's at least three girls there
that got some serious daddy issues.
1102
00:53:09.020 --> 00:53:10.563
- Archie!
- Huh?
1103
00:53:10.730 --> 00:53:12.250
- You said you wanted to dance.
- Yeah.
1104
00:53:12.399 --> 00:53:15.318
- Now's your chance. - I'm still,
uh, a little concerned about...
1105
00:53:15.485 --> 00:53:18.822
Oh, no, no, let's not talk
about Paddy now, huh? Please.
1106
00:53:18.988 --> 00:53:20.782
<font color="#D900D9">(DISHES CLINKING)</font>
1107
00:53:25.245 --> 00:53:27.539
<font color="#D900D9">("CAT'S IN THE CRADLE"
RINGTONE PLAYING)</font>
1108
00:53:34.587 --> 00:53:36.297
<font color="#D900D9">(RINGTONE STOPS)</font>
1109
00:53:41.469 --> 00:53:43.638
<font color="#D900D9">("CAT'S IN THE CRADLE"
RINGTONE PLAYING)</font>
1110
00:53:48.810 --> 00:53:51.479
<font color="#808080">ARCHIE:</font> Boy, these
"Red Balls" vodkas are strange.
1111
00:53:51.646 --> 00:53:55.191
I feel like I'm getting drunk
and electrocuted at the same time.
1112
00:53:55.358 --> 00:53:58.319
And the music! Loud!
Like everything sounds alike.
1113
00:53:58.486 --> 00:54:01.865
Like they're playing the same song
over and over and over and over again.
1114
00:54:02.031 --> 00:54:05.201
I probably should get up and dance,
but I'm used to having a partner.
1115
00:54:05.368 --> 00:54:07.579
Certainly doesn't seem
to matter to that fella.
1116
00:54:07.746 --> 00:54:09.748
Maybe I'll give it a shot. Maybe not.
1117
00:54:09.914 --> 00:54:12.667
Well, if they play something different.
Oh, shit, maybe now.
1118
00:54:12.834 --> 00:54:15.044
- Yeah!
- Ha-ha-ha!
1119
00:54:15.211 --> 00:54:16.671
<font color="#D900D9">(ARCHIE LAUGHING)</font>
1120
00:54:17.380 --> 00:54:18.631
<font color="#808080">SAM:</font> Go, Archie!
1121
00:54:22.469 --> 00:54:24.095
<font color="#808080">WOMAN:</font> Hey.
1122
00:54:25.847 --> 00:54:27.390
<font color="#808080">SAM:</font> Whoo!
1123
00:54:29.893 --> 00:54:31.019
Hello.
1124
00:54:31.186 --> 00:54:32.228
- Hi.
- Hi.
1125
00:54:32.395 --> 00:54:33.772
Can I ask you a question?
1126
00:54:33.938 --> 00:54:36.691
- Yes.
- Do you guys have drugs?
1127
00:54:37.650 --> 00:54:39.944
Does Lipitor count?
1128
00:54:40.111 --> 00:54:41.362
So...
1129
00:54:42.447 --> 00:54:44.657
...what are you guys doing here?
1130
00:54:44.824 --> 00:54:47.327
- It's my bachelor party.
- Oh.
1131
00:54:47.494 --> 00:54:50.580
I just think it's so cute
1132
00:54:50.747 --> 00:54:54.000
when older people get married.
1133
00:54:54.167 --> 00:54:58.004
- It's never too late, right?
- Right, right.
1134
00:54:58.171 --> 00:55:00.673
Actually, uh, she's not older.
1135
00:55:00.840 --> 00:55:03.802
She's more your age.
1136
00:55:04.469 --> 00:55:07.472
You must be really rich.
1137
00:55:10.141 --> 00:55:13.102
You're kind of blowing my mind
right now.
1138
00:55:13.269 --> 00:55:15.980
- Oh?
- Yeah, it's just... It's like...
1139
00:55:16.147 --> 00:55:18.399
- You're so cute.
- I...
1140
00:55:18.566 --> 00:55:20.068
It's freaking me out.
1141
00:55:20.235 --> 00:55:21.611
As I look at you,
1142
00:55:21.778 --> 00:55:23.655
- Yeah?
- All I can think about
1143
00:55:24.823 --> 00:55:27.158
is how much you look
like my grandpa Lou.
1144
00:55:27.951 --> 00:55:31.079
He's in a nursing home
outside Fort Lauderdale.
1145
00:55:31.246 --> 00:55:32.539
Uh, who isn't?
1146
00:55:33.540 --> 00:55:36.876
- Hey, angel, come on, get out here.
- Hey. Uh, excuse me,
1147
00:55:37.043 --> 00:55:39.087
I'm talking to another person.
1148
00:55:39.254 --> 00:55:41.975
Yeah, but you should be talking to me.
I'm more interesting. Come on.
1149
00:55:42.131 --> 00:55:43.383
Go away, seriously.
1150
00:55:43.550 --> 00:55:46.553
You know, I just don't get it, all right?
It's not like you're married yet.
1151
00:55:46.719 --> 00:55:49.159
Just spread it around a little
before it gets dusty, you know?
1152
00:55:49.305 --> 00:55:52.559
Ew. Look you little jerk-off,
I don't wanna dance with you.
1153
00:55:52.725 --> 00:55:54.165
I don't wanna dance with you either.
1154
00:55:54.310 --> 00:55:56.104
- Everything all right here?
- Fanny Pack.
1155
00:55:56.271 --> 00:55:57.981
You... You guys are everywhere.
1156
00:55:58.147 --> 00:55:59.867
What's your deal?
Can I see that real quick?
1157
00:56:00.024 --> 00:56:01.609
Buddy, maybe you had
too much to drink.
1158
00:56:01.776 --> 00:56:03.862
Hey, pal, why don't you
mind your business?
1159
00:56:04.028 --> 00:56:05.613
You don't wanna make
a fool of yourself.
1160
00:56:05.780 --> 00:56:08.575
You know what? If I want your opinion,
I'll just beat it out of you.
1161
00:56:08.741 --> 00:56:12.078
- Hey, hey, hey, what's the problem?
- Hey, hey, hey! What's going on?
1162
00:56:12.245 --> 00:56:13.329
<font color="#808080">ARCHIE:</font> Sam?
1163
00:56:13.496 --> 00:56:17.041
Oh. Now I'm gonna enjoy this one,
asshole. You know that?
1164
00:56:17.250 --> 00:56:18.376
<font color="#D900D9">(ALL GASPING)</font>
1165
00:56:21.462 --> 00:56:25.091
No one calls us names except us.
You understand?
1166
00:56:25.258 --> 00:56:26.634
Paddy.
1167
00:56:26.801 --> 00:56:28.011
Just get him out of here.
1168
00:56:28.177 --> 00:56:29.762
- Take him out the side.
- We're going.
1169
00:56:29.929 --> 00:56:32.181
- Your son's been calling.
- Huh?
1170
00:56:32.348 --> 00:56:33.641
Good shot, Paddy.
1171
00:56:34.100 --> 00:56:37.228
Damn, fellas, that Paddy's a beast.
Heh.
1172
00:56:37.395 --> 00:56:39.188
There you are.
1173
00:56:42.191 --> 00:56:43.693
- Lonnie.
- Lonnie.
1174
00:56:43.860 --> 00:56:46.153
<font color="#808080">BILLY:</font> - I said that, man.
- No, you never did say that.
1175
00:56:46.154 --> 00:56:48.795
- You said Louie or some shit like that.
- All right, I said Larry.
1176
00:56:48.948 --> 00:56:50.700
- I said...
- Where you been, man?
1177
00:56:53.870 --> 00:56:55.413
<font color="#D900D9">(SNORING)</font>
1178
00:57:03.922 --> 00:57:05.340
Boom.
1179
00:57:06.174 --> 00:57:08.009
Boom, boom.
1180
00:57:19.062 --> 00:57:20.980
<font color="#D900D9">(CHATTERING)</font>
1181
00:57:24.609 --> 00:57:25.902
<font color="#808080">PADDY:</font> Thank you.
1182
00:57:28.988 --> 00:57:30.031
<font color="#808080">MAN:</font> Twenty-two up!
1183
00:57:30.198 --> 00:57:31.759
<font color="#808080">DIANA:</font> <font color="#D900D9">(SINGING)</font>
<i>I need a pinch of sugar</i>
1184
00:57:31.908 --> 00:57:33.034
<i>An ounce of ooh-la-la</i>
1185
00:57:33.201 --> 00:57:37.872
<i>A sweet temptation
In my blue boudoir</i>
1186
00:57:38.039 --> 00:57:40.124
<i>If you're feeling hungry</i>
1187
00:57:40.291 --> 00:57:42.543
<i>I'll let you lick the spoon</i>
1188
00:57:42.710 --> 00:57:44.712
<i>Come on over, baby</i>
1189
00:57:44.879 --> 00:57:47.340
<i>Can I borrow a cup of trouble</i>
1190
00:57:47.507 --> 00:57:48.841
<i>From you?</i>
1191
00:57:49.008 --> 00:57:51.052
<font color="#D900D9">(PIANO PLAYING JAZZY TUNE)</font>
1192
00:57:51.511 --> 00:57:53.792
<font color="#808080">MAN 1:</font> I'm just gonna get
some chairs, I'll be right back.
1193
00:57:53.930 --> 00:57:55.723
<font color="#808080">MAN 2:</font> Okay, I'll wait for you.
1194
00:57:58.768 --> 00:58:00.853
I used to be fun.
1195
00:58:01.229 --> 00:58:05.608
She chose me, I mean, well,
over Mr. Ladies' Man, Billy Gherson.
1196
00:58:05.775 --> 00:58:07.860
That's how fun I was.
1197
00:58:08.027 --> 00:58:12.949
Ahem. We both wanted her,
but she picked me.
1198
00:58:13.116 --> 00:58:14.701
Picked me.
1199
00:58:15.451 --> 00:58:19.038
And, uh, you know, once I...
I made her laugh so hard,
1200
00:58:19.205 --> 00:58:21.582
she peed her pants.
1201
00:58:22.583 --> 00:58:24.043
Yeah.
1202
00:58:24.961 --> 00:58:26.879
<font color="#D900D9">(DIANA CHUCKLES)</font>
1203
00:58:27.046 --> 00:58:29.966
I used to be able to make
women laugh like that.
1204
00:58:30.633 --> 00:58:33.136
Come on. You made me laugh.
1205
00:58:33.302 --> 00:58:34.982
Yeah, but I didn't make you
pee your pants.
1206
00:58:35.138 --> 00:58:36.848
Well, give it time.
1207
00:58:39.559 --> 00:58:43.062
Hey, I didn't know her, obviously,
1208
00:58:43.229 --> 00:58:44.669
but she sounds like
the kind of woman
1209
00:58:44.814 --> 00:58:48.234
that wouldn't want you spending
all your time being sad.
1210
00:58:48.401 --> 00:58:51.529
- No, she wouldn't.
- So cut it out.
1211
00:58:52.030 --> 00:58:53.865
It's enough already.
1212
00:58:54.490 --> 00:58:57.118
- Just cut it out?
- Yeah.
1213
00:58:57.285 --> 00:58:58.870
Really.
1214
00:58:59.328 --> 00:59:01.247
- Can I ask you something?
- Yeah.
1215
00:59:01.414 --> 00:59:04.250
If I threw a party,
would you be able to come?
1216
00:59:05.877 --> 00:59:06.919
I might.
1217
00:59:08.296 --> 00:59:10.339
Might's good enough.
1218
00:59:10.590 --> 00:59:12.091
<font color="#D900D9">(GROANING)</font>
1219
00:59:12.258 --> 00:59:15.845
I haven't been this hungover
in 30 years.
1220
00:59:16.012 --> 00:59:17.930
Shh-shh-shh.
1221
00:59:19.223 --> 00:59:22.185
- Everything's spinning.
- I know.
1222
00:59:23.936 --> 00:59:24.979
<font color="#D900D9">(SAM GROANS)</font>
1223
00:59:25.146 --> 00:59:27.190
<font color="#808080">ARCHIE:</font> Oh, no, don't...
<font color="#808080">SAM:</font> Oh, hi.
1224
00:59:30.109 --> 00:59:31.749
<font color="#808080">BILLY:</font> Guess I'll see you in the morning.
1225
00:59:31.903 --> 00:59:34.906
Yeah, and it'll be great to see you.
1226
00:59:35.073 --> 00:59:38.034
That's a good idea.
I mean, I got all my best friends here.
1227
00:59:38.201 --> 00:59:39.911
You should have yours here
with you too.
1228
00:59:41.162 --> 00:59:43.414
Uh, hey, honey?
1229
00:59:44.082 --> 00:59:47.210
Let me call you back later, okay?
Yeah.
1230
00:59:50.546 --> 00:59:52.507
- Hey.
- Hey.
1231
00:59:53.674 --> 00:59:56.094
Excuse me, young lady?
1232
00:59:56.260 --> 00:59:58.763
Bloody Mary, please. Extra bloody.
1233
01:00:01.724 --> 01:00:05.228
Sophie wouldn't want me hanging
around the apartment in my bathrobe.
1234
01:00:05.394 --> 01:00:06.854
- No, she wou...
- Shut up.
1235
01:00:07.522 --> 01:00:10.900
So I'm not gonna do that anymore,
and I'm having a Bloody Mary.
1236
01:00:11.067 --> 01:00:14.946
I used to like Bloody Marys.
Maybe I'll like them again.
1237
01:00:17.448 --> 01:00:19.534
I'm gonna ask you something.
1238
01:00:24.455 --> 01:00:27.834
Do you love this Lisa girl
the way I loved Sophie?
1239
01:00:30.294 --> 01:00:33.923
She's a wonderful person,
really great human being.
1240
01:00:34.090 --> 01:00:37.009
Well, that's great. I'll vote for her
when she runs for Congress.
1241
01:00:38.136 --> 01:00:39.887
Billy, you're gonna be 70 years old.
1242
01:00:40.054 --> 01:00:41.848
Tomorrow you're marrying
a 31-year-old woman
1243
01:00:42.014 --> 01:00:43.558
who you proposed to at a funeral.
1244
01:00:44.058 --> 01:00:45.852
Now, I don't give
a flying crap about you,
1245
01:00:46.018 --> 01:00:49.063
but if I did, I gotta tell you,
I see a few red flags.
1246
01:00:49.772 --> 01:00:52.859
Tomorrow I'm gonna ask you again if
you love her. I expect a better answer.
1247
01:00:54.193 --> 01:00:55.945
<font color="#808080">SAM:</font> He left his room.
<font color="#808080">ARCHIE:</font> Ha, ha.
1248
01:00:56.154 --> 01:00:58.114
<font color="#D900D9">(ALL LAUGH)</font>
1249
01:00:58.281 --> 01:01:00.032
<font color="#808080">PADDY:</font> Hey.
- Hey.
1250
01:01:00.950 --> 01:01:02.368
<font color="#808080">SAM:</font> The old gang.
1251
01:01:02.535 --> 01:01:03.870
We're throwing a party tonight.
1252
01:01:04.036 --> 01:01:06.330
<font color="#808080">SAM:</font> Yeah, that's the spirit.
Yeah, a party.
1253
01:01:06.497 --> 01:01:08.082
- Happy day!
- Excuse me.
1254
01:01:08.958 --> 01:01:11.836
- Oh, crap.
- I, um...
1255
01:01:12.795 --> 01:01:16.591
I just wanted to, uh, apologize
for, uh... For last night.
1256
01:01:16.757 --> 01:01:19.010
Uh, I was way out of line, and, urn,
1257
01:01:19.760 --> 01:01:24.140
you know, I had too much to drink,
and I am just really, really sorry.
1258
01:01:24.307 --> 01:01:26.601
I throw myself at your mercy.
1259
01:01:26.767 --> 01:01:29.979
<font color="#808080">LONNIE:</font> I was just downloading Dean
on who you guys were.
1260
01:01:30.146 --> 01:01:34.483
He didn't know that you were
the heads of four very influential
1261
01:01:34.650 --> 01:01:36.235
East Coast families.
1262
01:01:36.402 --> 01:01:38.821
<font color="#808080">DEAN:</font> Yeah, I had... I had no idea.
1263
01:01:38.988 --> 01:01:40.740
Well, I wouldn't expect
a dickhead like you
1264
01:01:40.907 --> 01:01:43.492
to know about legends like us.
1265
01:01:43.659 --> 01:01:45.703
- I... I'm a dickhead.
- Knuckles.
1266
01:01:47.997 --> 01:01:49.081
Knuckles.
1267
01:01:50.541 --> 01:01:53.794
Knuckles, get the guy
out of my sight.
1268
01:01:55.379 --> 01:01:58.174
Yeah. You know, you're a dumb
little shit, you know that?
1269
01:01:58.341 --> 01:02:01.052
- Oh, no, please.
- You don't know who these guys are?
1270
01:02:01.219 --> 01:02:04.472
Archie Aces, Billy Bones,
1271
01:02:04.639 --> 01:02:06.224
- Sammy the...
- The accountant.
1272
01:02:06.390 --> 01:02:08.768
- Yeah, the accountant.
- Ugh.
1273
01:02:08.935 --> 01:02:11.896
Sammy the Stove, they call me.
I cook the books.
1274
01:02:12.063 --> 01:02:14.440
I'm just... I'm sorry.
1275
01:02:14.607 --> 01:02:16.025
What do we care about your sorrys?
1276
01:02:16.192 --> 01:02:18.986
No, I know, I know, I know.
I don't give a damn about my sorrys.
1277
01:02:19.153 --> 01:02:20.529
Just please...
1278
01:02:20.696 --> 01:02:23.032
Shut up, shut up.
Just go get us some ice water.
1279
01:02:23.199 --> 01:02:25.785
When that's done, you come back,
you do some other things for us.
1280
01:02:25.952 --> 01:02:28.579
Maybe Knuckles here
will let you wash his balls.
1281
01:02:31.874 --> 01:02:33.042
Sorry, that was weird.
1282
01:02:34.085 --> 01:02:36.545
- Four ice waters?
- Go.
1283
01:02:39.715 --> 01:02:41.842
<font color="#808080">PADDY:</font> What was that all about?
- I... You were great.
1284
01:02:42.009 --> 01:02:43.803
I... Maybe I overdid it.
1285
01:02:44.011 --> 01:02:45.596
<font color="#D900D9">(BOTH CHUCKLING)</font>
1286
01:02:45.763 --> 01:02:49.141
I, uh, obviously misread you guys.
1287
01:02:49.308 --> 01:02:50.893
You guys sold the shit out of that.
1288
01:02:51.060 --> 01:02:52.520
So, what do you guys want me to do?
1289
01:02:52.687 --> 01:02:55.523
Nothing.
No, today, you take the afternoon off,
1290
01:02:55.690 --> 01:02:57.566
have another drink, go to the spa.
1291
01:02:57.733 --> 01:03:00.152
Save your energy. It's gonna
be a big night for you tonight.
1292
01:03:00.319 --> 01:03:01.529
You got some thinking to do.
1293
01:03:02.113 --> 01:03:03.990
And we got some recruiting to do.
1294
01:03:04.156 --> 01:03:06.575
Yeah. We need to recruit
some talent, gentlemen.
1295
01:03:06.742 --> 01:03:09.912
Yeah, I want the A-list.
B... The double-D list.
1296
01:03:10.079 --> 01:03:11.497
That is the A-list, actually.
1297
01:03:18.129 --> 01:03:19.297
<font color="#D900D9">(PADDY CLEARS THROAT)</font>
1298
01:03:20.715 --> 01:03:24.593
I like this one, although,
is she throwing up or crying?
1299
01:03:24.760 --> 01:03:26.137
<font color="#808080">LONNIE:</font> Definitely throwing up.
1300
01:03:29.307 --> 01:03:30.766
By 6.
1301
01:03:32.143 --> 01:03:33.728
By 6?
1302
01:04:09.722 --> 01:04:10.848
My turn.
1303
01:04:14.101 --> 01:04:15.811
<font color="#D900D9">(INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE)</font>
1304
01:04:19.482 --> 01:04:20.775
Yeah, now we're talking.
1305
01:04:32.453 --> 01:04:33.996
Yeah.
1306
01:04:36.207 --> 01:04:39.335
- These two, these two.
<font color="#808080">SAM:</font> Yeah, that... Yeah.
1307
01:04:39.502 --> 01:04:41.712
There you go. Oh, here, here!
1308
01:04:41.879 --> 01:04:43.399
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
1309
01:04:44.382 --> 01:04:45.633
Hi. Oh, thanks.
1310
01:04:47.927 --> 01:04:49.167
Girls, you remember Sam, right?
1311
01:04:49.303 --> 01:04:51.013
It's really gonna be great.
Party tonight.
1312
01:04:51.180 --> 01:04:52.848
Yeah, thanks. Oh, thanks.
1313
01:04:53.015 --> 01:04:55.601
<font color="#808080">MINISTER:</font> If we were able
to, I would release...
1314
01:04:58.646 --> 01:05:00.523
I told you to put those
in one and two.
1315
01:05:00.689 --> 01:05:02.358
Okay. Oh, no.
1316
01:05:02.525 --> 01:05:04.151
- Take those back. I'm sorry.
- Where to?
1317
01:05:06.570 --> 01:05:08.781
Here we go. Let's do it.
Wait, are you...?
1318
01:05:25.423 --> 01:05:29.635
<font color="#808080">DIANA:</font> <font color="#D900D9">(SINGING)</font>
<i>So find yourself somebody</i>
1319
01:05:29.802 --> 01:05:34.265
<i>You gotta find yourself somebody</i>
1320
01:05:34.432 --> 01:05:41.147
<i>You need to find yourself somebody</i>
1321
01:05:42.523 --> 01:05:43.023
<i>To love</i>
1322
01:05:50.322 --> 01:05:53.742
Wow. You guys just cannot
stay away from me.
1323
01:05:53.909 --> 01:05:55.327
You wanna go someplace?
1324
01:05:55.494 --> 01:05:57.746
Um, let me just check
with the crowd.
1325
01:05:59.582 --> 01:06:00.749
Okay.
1326
01:06:02.126 --> 01:06:05.087
<font color="#808080">BILLY:</font> When you sing, I
feel like a teenager.
1327
01:06:05.254 --> 01:06:07.798
<font color="#808080">DIANA:</font> And isn't that
your whole goal in life?
1328
01:06:07.965 --> 01:06:09.258
- Ha, ha.
- So sad.
1329
01:06:09.425 --> 01:06:10.968
You're right.
1330
01:06:12.720 --> 01:06:14.472
Can I ask you a personal question?
1331
01:06:14.930 --> 01:06:16.474
Ay, ay.
1332
01:06:16.640 --> 01:06:18.934
Okay, one personal question.
1333
01:06:20.394 --> 01:06:22.897
Why haven't you ever
gotten married until now?
1334
01:06:23.063 --> 01:06:24.482
Well, Why should I?
1335
01:06:24.648 --> 01:06:26.984
I get to do everything I want to do
whenever I want to.
1336
01:06:27.151 --> 01:06:28.986
I mean, what's wrong with that?
1337
01:06:29.153 --> 01:06:30.946
There's no mention of love?
1338
01:06:31.155 --> 01:06:33.908
No, no, no, I'm...
I'm not the falling-in-love type.
1339
01:06:34.867 --> 01:06:36.952
Okay.
1340
01:06:37.244 --> 01:06:40.789
Truth is, there was only one girl
in my entire life
1341
01:06:40.956 --> 01:06:43.209
that I fell in love with.
1342
01:06:43.375 --> 01:06:44.877
I let her get away.
1343
01:06:45.044 --> 01:06:46.879
Who was that?
1344
01:06:49.256 --> 01:06:52.593
You shouldn't have used up
your one personal question.
1345
01:06:52.760 --> 01:06:56.555
- Oh, you are holding on so tight.
- Ha, ha.
1346
01:06:56.722 --> 01:07:00.392
Oh, Mr. Big-Shot,
I know where I'm taking you.
1347
01:07:08.609 --> 01:07:11.529
<font color="#808080">MAN:</font> Take a seat, please.
- You have got to be kidding.
1348
01:07:11.695 --> 01:07:13.864
What's the matter, princess?
Scared of heights?
1349
01:07:14.031 --> 01:07:15.991
Yes, the princess
is scared of heights.
1350
01:07:16.158 --> 01:07:18.786
Well, I won't think less of you
if you throw up or cry.
1351
01:07:18.953 --> 01:07:21.664
Actually, I might if you cry.
Please don't cry.
1352
01:07:21.830 --> 01:07:24.500
- I won't cry.
- Billy,
1353
01:07:24.667 --> 01:07:27.336
I think I have to ask you
one more personal question.
1354
01:07:27.503 --> 01:07:28.504
Whoa!
1355
01:07:30.839 --> 01:07:32.049
What?
1356
01:07:33.425 --> 01:07:35.427
You're getting married tomorrow.
1357
01:07:35.594 --> 01:07:37.346
What are you doing here with me?
1358
01:07:37.805 --> 01:07:39.525
Well, you know
I'm getting married tomorrow.
1359
01:07:39.682 --> 01:07:42.726
- What are you doing here with me?
- Oh, see, I do have an answer.
1360
01:07:42.893 --> 01:07:45.813
I...like you.
1361
01:07:45.980 --> 01:07:49.316
I liked you from the moment
that I saw you.
1362
01:07:49.483 --> 01:07:51.527
None of which matters
if you love Lisa.
1363
01:07:51.694 --> 01:07:52.736
Do you?
1364
01:07:54.488 --> 01:07:55.573
<font color="#D900D9">(WHIRRING)</font>
1365
01:07:55.739 --> 01:07:58.367
What's...? No, no. No, no.
Oh, no, no. No!
1366
01:07:58.534 --> 01:08:02.288
No! No! No!
1367
01:08:02.454 --> 01:08:04.164
<font color="#D900D9">(SCREAMING)</font>
1368
01:08:08.502 --> 01:08:10.337
<font color="#D900D9">(ALL LAUGH)</font>
1369
01:08:11.255 --> 01:08:12.423
I knew you would like it.
1370
01:08:12.590 --> 01:08:14.758
Oh, yeah, no, I love it, I love it!
It's great.
1371
01:08:14.925 --> 01:08:17.761
Oh, good, because it goes
up and down three more times.
1372
01:08:17.928 --> 01:08:21.098
Oh, it... it's... What? Aah!
1373
01:08:21.307 --> 01:08:23.548
For a minute there, I thought
you were trying to kill me.
1374
01:08:23.684 --> 01:08:25.564
Well, you wouldn't answer
my personal questions,
1375
01:08:25.728 --> 01:08:29.607
so I thought I needed to scare
the answers out of you.
1376
01:08:31.775 --> 01:08:35.154
All right, well, Paddy and I, right?
When we were kids,
1377
01:08:35.946 --> 01:08:38.532
we were in love with the same girl.
1378
01:08:39.033 --> 01:08:40.075
Sophie.
1379
01:08:41.869 --> 01:08:43.912
She's the one who got away?
1380
01:08:44.496 --> 01:08:45.623
Yeah.
1381
01:08:47.541 --> 01:08:49.376
First, you know,
it was just two best friends
1382
01:08:49.543 --> 01:08:51.879
competing for the same girl,
1383
01:08:52.379 --> 01:08:56.050
but as we got older,
it got a little more complicated.
1384
01:08:56.216 --> 01:08:59.261
One day, Paddy told Sophie
1385
01:08:59.428 --> 01:09:03.098
that she had to make a choice
between the two of us.
1386
01:09:03.807 --> 01:09:07.770
That night,
Sophie came to my house.
1387
01:09:08.479 --> 01:09:10.939
You know, she was confused.
She was young.
1388
01:09:11.106 --> 01:09:13.692
So she picked you.
1389
01:09:13.859 --> 01:09:15.194
Yeah.
1390
01:09:15.361 --> 01:09:18.238
Yeah, she came and saw me first.
1391
01:09:19.865 --> 01:09:21.784
But everybody knew
she belonged with Paddy.
1392
01:09:21.950 --> 01:09:24.495
Everybody. So I told her.
1393
01:09:25.204 --> 01:09:29.375
And then she went with Paddy.
1394
01:09:30.709 --> 01:09:32.878
Does Paddy know?
1395
01:09:35.839 --> 01:09:38.550
Oh, complicated.
1396
01:09:38.717 --> 01:09:40.678
A little bit.
1397
01:09:45.474 --> 01:09:49.728
You know, the boys are throwing
a party for me tonight.
1398
01:09:51.021 --> 01:09:52.981
Yeah, I heard.
1399
01:09:53.148 --> 01:09:57.152
Well, I would really love it
if you'd stop by.
1400
01:10:02.908 --> 01:10:04.326
Complicated.
1401
01:10:05.744 --> 01:10:07.287
A little bit.
1402
01:10:12.209 --> 01:10:14.378
There they are. These are my...
1403
01:10:14.545 --> 01:10:15.745
- Those are the kids.
- Uh-huh?
1404
01:10:15.879 --> 01:10:18.132
And when they were younger.
And here are the grandkids.
1405
01:10:18.340 --> 01:10:20.175
<font color="#808080">PADDY:</font> Your son's son, and who's...?
1406
01:10:20.342 --> 01:10:22.219
<font color="#808080">SAM:</font> That...
<font color="#808080">ARCHIE:</font> Oh, shame on you.
1407
01:10:22.386 --> 01:10:23.721
You don't even know who they are.
1408
01:10:23.887 --> 01:10:25.764
- Jason and, uh, Edith.
- Those are...?
1409
01:10:25.931 --> 01:10:28.434
- Those are grandchildren? Oh.
- Yes, yeah.
1410
01:10:28.600 --> 01:10:30.894
The one with the bottle there,
she has a drinking problem.
1411
01:10:31.061 --> 01:10:32.312
<font color="#D900D9">(ALL CHUCKLE)</font>
1412
01:10:32.479 --> 01:10:34.239
<font color="#808080">SAM:</font> That's a binky. It
looks like a goatee.
1413
01:10:34.398 --> 01:10:35.441
<font color="#808080">ARCHIE:</font> It does.
1414
01:10:35.607 --> 01:10:36.692
<font color="#D900D9">(DOORBELL RINGS)</font>
1415
01:10:36.859 --> 01:10:38.485
- I got it.
- Our first guests.
1416
01:10:38.652 --> 01:10:42.114
Gentlemen, you have
definitely outdone yourselves.
1417
01:10:42.281 --> 01:10:45.784
Yeah, I got a little something, uh,
for you, my best men.
1418
01:10:45.951 --> 01:10:47.591
- Paddy.
<font color="#808080">ARCHIE:</font> - Aw, you shouldn't have.
1419
01:10:48.787 --> 01:10:51.498
- Sam.
- Oh, you really shouldn't have.
1420
01:10:51.665 --> 01:10:53.125
Archie.
1421
01:10:53.292 --> 01:10:54.918
<font color="#808080">ARCHIE:</font> You should have.
1422
01:10:55.085 --> 01:10:56.170
<font color="#D900D9">(ALL LAUGHING)</font>
1423
01:10:57.629 --> 01:10:59.590
You asshole.
1424
01:11:01.675 --> 01:11:04.075
I can't believe this is your last night
as a bachelor, Billy.
1425
01:11:04.219 --> 01:11:06.638
You better brace yourself
for tomorrow.
1426
01:11:06.805 --> 01:11:09.224
But tonight, we're gonna party
like it's 1959.
1427
01:11:09.391 --> 01:11:11.310
- Yes!
<font color="#808080">LONNIE:</font> - Yo, fellas?
1428
01:11:11.852 --> 01:11:14.897
I'm Stacy.
Which one of you is Sam Harris?
1429
01:11:17.691 --> 01:11:20.527
<font color="#D900D9">(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)</font>
<font color="#D900D9">(LAUGHING AND CHEERING)</font>
1430
01:11:27.785 --> 01:11:29.870
<font color="#808080">LONNIE:</font> Hey! Come on in, guys.
1431
01:11:30.037 --> 01:11:31.288
Thank you.
1432
01:11:32.706 --> 01:11:34.541
<font color="#D900D9">(INHALES)</font>
1433
01:11:48.180 --> 01:11:49.306
<font color="#D900D9">(SNIFFS)</font>
1434
01:11:49.807 --> 01:11:52.392
<font color="#D900D9">(CHATTERING AND LAUGHING)</font>
1435
01:11:53.185 --> 01:11:54.228
Excuse me.
1436
01:11:56.480 --> 01:11:57.773
Sam!
1437
01:11:58.690 --> 01:12:01.026
- Sam!
- He doesn't know you.
1438
01:12:01.193 --> 01:12:03.320
- Do I know you?
- Yes! Come on, you don't recognize
1439
01:12:03.487 --> 01:12:06.740
- the Material Girl? Madonna?
- Ma... Maurice!
1440
01:12:06.907 --> 01:12:08.867
- Yes.
- You look different.
1441
01:12:09.034 --> 01:12:10.434
- Of course, of course.
- I'm sorry!
1442
01:12:10.577 --> 01:12:13.956
- Sam, Sam, this is my wife Susan.
- Of course, you're Susan!
1443
01:12:14.122 --> 01:12:16.667
I hope you don't take this
the wrong way, but
1444
01:12:16.834 --> 01:12:19.670
you seem like such
a conventional married couple.
1445
01:12:19.837 --> 01:12:21.438
- Ha, ha.
- Yeah, most people think that.
1446
01:12:21.588 --> 01:12:23.632
But listen, don't get me wrong,
1447
01:12:23.799 --> 01:12:26.635
everyone else I brought
is just a complete freak!
1448
01:12:26.802 --> 01:12:28.220
<font color="#D900D9">(ALL CHEERING)</font>
1449
01:12:28.387 --> 01:12:30.138
- Have fun dancing.
- All right.
1450
01:12:30.305 --> 01:12:31.765
Thanks for coming.
1451
01:12:31.974 --> 01:12:33.016
- Mwah.
- Mwah. Yeah.
1452
01:12:33.183 --> 01:12:36.520
Hey! Hey! You've got... That's a guy.
1453
01:12:37.312 --> 01:12:38.856
Oh, there's a snake. It's a snake.
1454
01:12:51.201 --> 01:12:53.287
Come on. I know you wanna dance.
1455
01:12:53.453 --> 01:12:55.789
Yes, yes, but... But, see, I don't...
1456
01:12:55.956 --> 01:12:57.833
I don't know this.
1457
01:12:58.000 --> 01:12:59.376
Well, show me what you know.
1458
01:12:59.543 --> 01:13:01.837
Well, I know some things.
1459
01:13:06.633 --> 01:13:10.512
<font color="#808080">MAN:</font> Everybody back up!
Back up! Give them some room!
1460
01:13:12.848 --> 01:13:14.850
<font color="#D900D9">(ALL CHEERING)</font>
1461
01:13:34.786 --> 01:13:36.455
<font color="#D900D9">(ARCHIE CHUCKLING)</font>
1462
01:13:38.457 --> 01:13:39.791
Child, phew!
1463
01:13:39.958 --> 01:13:41.293
That was...
1464
01:13:42.377 --> 01:13:43.670
May I have this dance?
1465
01:13:44.880 --> 01:13:45.964
I got you, babe.
1466
01:13:46.173 --> 01:13:47.925
Let it go, Archie!
1467
01:14:05.651 --> 01:14:06.985
Hey, Lonnie!
1468
01:14:07.986 --> 01:14:09.655
We got a situation. Um...
1469
01:14:09.821 --> 01:14:11.622
- Listen. No, no, wait.
- No, I got it. Relax.
1470
01:14:11.782 --> 01:14:13.784
- Let me explain to...
- Relax, relax.
1471
01:14:14.826 --> 01:14:16.203
- Lonnie.
- Fifty.
1472
01:14:16.662 --> 01:14:17.704
I thought you canceled.
1473
01:14:18.205 --> 01:14:20.040
Shit changed, man.
I'm in the next room.
1474
01:14:20.207 --> 01:14:21.927
- That's what's up?
- Think you can get them
1475
01:14:22.084 --> 01:14:24.461
- to turn the music down?
- Heh, oh, no, man.
1476
01:14:24.628 --> 01:14:26.964
Um, actually, these dudes
are kind of just getting started.
1477
01:14:27.130 --> 01:14:29.883
- Think I could come in for a bit?
- No, it's a private party.
1478
01:14:30.050 --> 01:14:31.593
- Come on...
- Needy. Watch him.
1479
01:14:31.760 --> 01:14:33.178
- All right.
<font color="#808080">CURTIS:</font> Please, man!
1480
01:14:40.894 --> 01:14:42.646
<font color="#D900D9">(CHEERING)</font>
1481
01:14:43.480 --> 01:14:44.940
<font color="#D900D9">(LAUGHING)</font>
1482
01:14:48.944 --> 01:14:51.238
It's the bride-to-be!
1483
01:14:51.446 --> 01:14:53.657
Oh, you're gonna
need this tomorrow.
1484
01:14:53.824 --> 01:14:55.158
There you go.
1485
01:14:55.867 --> 01:14:56.910
Maid of honor!
1486
01:14:57.077 --> 01:15:00.247
- Grandpa Lou!
- Hey!
1487
01:15:00.580 --> 01:15:04.751
Thank you so much
for standing up for us at the club.
1488
01:15:04.918 --> 01:15:07.629
That was so awesome of you.
1489
01:15:07.796 --> 01:15:11.758
When you're from Brooklyn, uh,
not getting involved isn't an option.
1490
01:15:11.925 --> 01:15:14.386
I am so tired of these young guys.
1491
01:15:14.553 --> 01:15:17.180
They are so immature.
1492
01:15:19.307 --> 01:15:24.146
Maybe I should spend some time
with a man of experience.
1493
01:15:24.312 --> 01:15:25.772
<font color="#D900D9">(BOTTLE SHATTERS)</font>
1494
01:15:26.273 --> 01:15:27.691
Let me show you around.
1495
01:15:28.358 --> 01:15:31.194
Here, let me. There you are.
1496
01:15:31.903 --> 01:15:33.030
<font color="#D900D9">(WOMAN LAUGHS)</font>
1497
01:15:41.705 --> 01:15:43.081
Pretty girl.
1498
01:15:43.915 --> 01:15:45.751
Aces, I was just cleaning up
over here.
1499
01:15:45.917 --> 01:15:47.961
Ah, put that stuff down.
1500
01:15:48.128 --> 01:15:50.338
- Go have some fun, you've earned it.
- Really?
1501
01:15:50.505 --> 01:15:51.631
- Really.
- Ah.
1502
01:15:51.798 --> 01:15:53.425
Aces, thank you so much.
1503
01:15:53.592 --> 01:15:54.885
Appreciate it.
1504
01:15:55.052 --> 01:15:56.428
Oh, uh,
1505
01:15:56.595 --> 01:15:58.764
- before you go, Dean...
- Uh-huh?
1506
01:15:58.930 --> 01:16:01.183
<font color="#808080">ARCHIE:</font> Ask the girl to
dance, don't tell her.
1507
01:16:01.349 --> 01:16:04.644
Okay? Tell her how beautiful she is,
1508
01:16:04.811 --> 01:16:06.605
not how sexy she looks to you.
1509
01:16:07.105 --> 01:16:10.025
Tell her that from the time
she walked in here,
1510
01:16:10.192 --> 01:16:12.444
you have not been able
to take your eyes off of her.
1511
01:16:13.528 --> 01:16:15.614
- That's kind of true.
- Okay, then go for it.
1512
01:16:24.164 --> 01:16:25.332
Definitely.
1513
01:16:29.377 --> 01:16:30.921
I'll be damned.
1514
01:16:32.172 --> 01:16:34.007
<font color="#D900D9">(CELL PHONE BEEPING)</font>
1515
01:16:38.678 --> 01:16:39.805
The heck?
1516
01:16:40.180 --> 01:16:42.641
Hey, Pop! Pop!
1517
01:16:43.642 --> 01:16:45.811
- Pop.
- Ezra.
1518
01:16:45.977 --> 01:16:48.417
- What are you doing here?
- What the hell are you doing here?
1519
01:16:48.563 --> 01:16:50.774
- I asked you first.
- We were terrified.
1520
01:16:50.941 --> 01:16:52.943
You said you were going
on a church retreat.
1521
01:16:53.110 --> 01:16:55.445
We called the church.
Do you know how scared we were?
1522
01:16:55.612 --> 01:16:58.490
All right, I'm sorry, okay?
I didn't want to worry you about it.
1523
01:16:58.657 --> 01:17:01.451
Well, we were worried.
You can't do this kind of stuff.
1524
01:17:01.618 --> 01:17:02.994
You're not a kid anymore.
1525
01:17:04.412 --> 01:17:06.414
You know, you're right.
1526
01:17:06.581 --> 01:17:07.874
I am not a kid.
1527
01:17:08.041 --> 01:17:10.252
I'm a grown man,
who just happened to go
1528
01:17:10.418 --> 01:17:12.838
to one of his best friend's
bachelor parties.
1529
01:17:13.004 --> 01:17:16.044
As a matter of fact, I shouldn't have
had to lie about it in the first place.
1530
01:17:16.174 --> 01:17:18.677
- You could've had another episode.
- Let's call it what it is.
1531
01:17:18.844 --> 01:17:20.887
It's a stroke, a mild stroke.
1532
01:17:21.054 --> 01:17:23.974
And it won't recur as long as
I take the damn pills.
1533
01:17:24.141 --> 01:17:26.393
If it does, I'll just die, then, won't I?
1534
01:17:26.560 --> 01:17:28.311
Until then, Ezra...
1535
01:17:28.478 --> 01:17:30.147
Look at me when I'm talking to you.
1536
01:17:30.313 --> 01:17:33.066
Until then, I am not a feeble old man.
1537
01:17:33.233 --> 01:17:35.277
I've got a lot of life left in me,
1538
01:17:35.443 --> 01:17:38.113
and I'm gonna live it doing
the things that I like to do.
1539
01:17:38.280 --> 01:17:41.199
One of them is dancing,
and the other one is having a drink.
1540
01:17:41.366 --> 01:17:45.328
I've danced.
Now if you'd care to join me,
1541
01:17:45.495 --> 01:17:47.539
I'd love to have a drink with my son.
1542
01:17:48.165 --> 01:17:49.791
Heh, all right.
1543
01:17:49.958 --> 01:17:51.001
- Okay?
- Yeah.
1544
01:17:51.168 --> 01:17:52.752
Come on.
1545
01:17:54.004 --> 01:17:55.755
It's, uh... It's...
1546
01:17:55.922 --> 01:17:57.507
Wait a minute.
1547
01:18:02.596 --> 01:18:05.015
Uh, where was I? Ah. Yes.
1548
01:18:05.182 --> 01:18:06.558
- Which way?
- This way.
1549
01:18:07.309 --> 01:18:09.029
This is, uh...
This is where it all happens.
1550
01:18:09.186 --> 01:18:12.230
This was originally supposed to be
for a famous rock star.
1551
01:18:12.397 --> 01:18:13.773
- Really?
- Uh... Uh, yeah.
1552
01:18:13.940 --> 01:18:15.442
Fifty-Cent Piece. And, uh,
1553
01:18:15.609 --> 01:18:18.361
he was going to, uh,
have a big deal here
1554
01:18:18.528 --> 01:18:22.073
with, uh, his groupies
and wild parties,
1555
01:18:22.240 --> 01:18:24.159
and the bed goes around, and it's...
1556
01:18:24.326 --> 01:18:25.452
Now it's all going to waste.
1557
01:18:27.704 --> 01:18:28.955
It doesn't have to.
1558
01:18:30.165 --> 01:18:32.000
You don't think?
1559
01:18:33.960 --> 01:18:35.670
- Good, good.
- Heh.
1560
01:18:35.837 --> 01:18:37.505
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLES)</font>
1561
01:18:39.382 --> 01:18:43.678
You just wait for me one second.
I'm just gonna take a pill
1562
01:18:43.845 --> 01:18:45.472
in the other room.
1563
01:18:56.566 --> 01:18:57.734
Oh.
1564
01:19:02.364 --> 01:19:03.406
I don't need a pill.
1565
01:19:06.993 --> 01:19:08.536
You...
1566
01:19:09.120 --> 01:19:10.497
Uh...
1567
01:19:11.873 --> 01:19:13.208
Oh.
1568
01:19:16.920 --> 01:19:19.047
I'm so glad I met you.
1569
01:19:19.214 --> 01:19:22.509
Did I happen to mention
that I was married?
1570
01:19:22.676 --> 01:19:25.011
- Really?
- Mm-hm.
1571
01:19:25.178 --> 01:19:27.430
That's kind of hot.
1572
01:19:27.597 --> 01:19:28.640
<font color="#808080">SAM:</font> Oh.
1573
01:19:28.807 --> 01:19:31.434
- Heh.
- It is kind of hot, isn't it?
1574
01:19:32.852 --> 01:19:34.187
Yeah.
1575
01:19:35.188 --> 01:19:37.148
That's better. Hmm.
1576
01:19:37.774 --> 01:19:39.192
Yeah.
1577
01:19:43.655 --> 01:19:44.823
Mm.
1578
01:19:50.245 --> 01:19:51.329
Mm.
1579
01:19:59.045 --> 01:20:01.006
The thing is...
1580
01:20:01.631 --> 01:20:05.552
- You don't want to have sex with me?
- Oh, oh, no, no, no, I do, I do.
1581
01:20:05.719 --> 01:20:09.055
Oh, God, I want to have sex with you.
A lot of it.
1582
01:20:09.222 --> 01:20:11.099
It would be...
1583
01:20:11.266 --> 01:20:13.393
Oh, spectacular.
1584
01:20:13.560 --> 01:20:17.147
It would be the most spectacular thing
that's happened to me in <i>25</i> years.
1585
01:20:17.314 --> 01:20:18.732
Uh...
1586
01:20:18.898 --> 01:20:21.026
Just... It's... But...
1587
01:20:21.693 --> 01:20:23.653
The thing is...
1588
01:20:23.820 --> 01:20:25.405
Um...
1589
01:20:26.323 --> 01:20:27.866
<font color="#D900D9">(SIGHS)</font>
1590
01:20:28.033 --> 01:20:30.076
It's crazy,
1591
01:20:30.243 --> 01:20:34.748
but, uh, whenever something
spectacular happens to me,
1592
01:20:34.914 --> 01:20:37.667
first thing I want to do
is tell my wife about it,
1593
01:20:37.834 --> 01:20:39.627
and, uh,
1594
01:20:40.545 --> 01:20:45.258
after 40 years of marriage, uh,
if I can't tell her about
1595
01:20:45.425 --> 01:20:48.678
something wonderful
that happened to me,
1596
01:20:49.054 --> 01:20:52.515
it sort of stops being wonderful.
1597
01:20:55.769 --> 01:20:57.270
I understand.
1598
01:20:57.979 --> 01:21:00.499
- It... It has something to do with...
- I mean, I get it, okay?
1599
01:21:00.607 --> 01:21:03.328
- She has a way of putting things.
- Will you just stop talking? Heh.
1600
01:21:03.485 --> 01:21:05.862
- What?
- Stop.
1601
01:21:07.947 --> 01:21:12.035
I really hope that I get to marry
a guy like you one day.
1602
01:21:13.703 --> 01:21:16.289
Heh. I'm gonna get dressed.
1603
01:21:17.916 --> 01:21:20.001
<font color="#D900D9">(DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES)</font>
1604
01:21:20.168 --> 01:21:23.296
You know, uh, a blowjob
wouldn't be out of the question.
1605
01:21:23.463 --> 01:21:24.824
<font color="#D900D9">(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS)</font>
1606
01:21:24.964 --> 01:21:26.841
<font color="#D900D9">(CHATTERING AND CHEERING)</font>
1607
01:21:39.771 --> 01:21:41.981
What a party, man, huh?
1608
01:21:42.273 --> 01:21:43.316
Thank you, Paddy.
1609
01:21:43.483 --> 01:21:46.069
Just a little thing the guys and I threw,
you know.
1610
01:21:55.995 --> 01:21:57.372
What?
1611
01:21:57.539 --> 01:21:59.958
What do you keep looking
at the front door for?
1612
01:22:00.834 --> 01:22:01.876
It's Diana.
1613
01:22:02.794 --> 01:22:05.672
I invited her to the party. I like her.
1614
01:22:05.880 --> 01:22:07.298
That's okay, isn't it?
1615
01:22:07.465 --> 01:22:09.026
I mean, you said Sophie
wouldn't want me
1616
01:22:09.175 --> 01:22:12.011
to be miserable the rest
of my life, right? So...
1617
01:22:12.887 --> 01:22:14.389
Right?
1618
01:22:15.056 --> 01:22:18.351
No, listen, I got nothing
to go home to anymore.
1619
01:22:18.518 --> 01:22:20.728
I got nothing, Billy.
I mean, it's an empty house
1620
01:22:20.895 --> 01:22:23.440
with a bunch of photographs.
It's very depressing.
1621
01:22:23.857 --> 01:22:27.068
She, at least, makes me feel
a little bit alive.
1622
01:22:27.235 --> 01:22:31.030
And feeling a little bit alive is a lot
better than just waiting to die, right?
1623
01:22:31.823 --> 01:22:33.283
Right?
1624
01:22:35.702 --> 01:22:37.162
Are you...? Billy, what's...?
1625
01:22:39.914 --> 01:22:41.916
Oh, my God.
1626
01:22:42.083 --> 01:22:43.126
You like her.
1627
01:22:50.967 --> 01:22:52.260
Susan, hi.
1628
01:22:54.429 --> 01:22:56.806
<font color="#808080">PADDY:</font> Uh-oh. You're getting married.
1629
01:22:56.973 --> 01:22:59.017
- But you're a widower.
- You said Sophie would
1630
01:22:59.184 --> 01:23:00.685
want me to move on with my life.
1631
01:23:00.852 --> 01:23:03.396
- That's right. Exactly.
- Well, you know, I was wrong.
1632
01:23:04.230 --> 01:23:05.315
<font color="#D900D9">(PEOPLE GASPING)</font>
1633
01:23:06.357 --> 01:23:07.442
You asshole!
1634
01:23:07.609 --> 01:23:09.110
<font color="#808080">BOTH:</font> Asshole! Whoo!
1635
01:23:09.277 --> 01:23:11.154
<font color="#D900D9">(ALL CHEERING)</font>
1636
01:23:12.405 --> 01:23:13.907
You are so cool!
1637
01:23:14.532 --> 01:23:16.159
Diana.
1638
01:23:16.701 --> 01:23:18.119
We gotta talk.
1639
01:23:18.286 --> 01:23:20.038
<font color="#D900D9">(CHEERING)</font>
1640
01:23:28.463 --> 01:23:30.757
Hey, don't even think
about kissing me
1641
01:23:30.924 --> 01:23:33.551
until you've talked to your fiancée.
1642
01:23:34.385 --> 01:23:35.970
Paddy's gonna ask you out.
1643
01:23:36.471 --> 01:23:38.640
That's why I want to get to you first.
1644
01:23:39.891 --> 01:23:42.519
Diana, you know
he's completely alone.
1645
01:23:42.685 --> 01:23:44.812
I just think you gotta
give him a chance.
1646
01:23:47.482 --> 01:23:48.733
Okay.
1647
01:23:48.900 --> 01:23:50.443
I thought...
1648
01:23:53.071 --> 01:23:54.739
Well, that's completely
embarrassing.
1649
01:23:54.906 --> 01:23:57.283
I guess I misunderstood.
1650
01:23:57.450 --> 01:23:58.618
No, it's not like that.
1651
01:23:58.785 --> 01:24:01.329
- No, it's not. It's not.
- Well, what is it?
1652
01:24:01.496 --> 01:24:04.374
Are you just gifting me to him
like you did his wife?
1653
01:24:04.541 --> 01:24:07.085
- It's not the same as that.
- Well, how is it different?
1654
01:24:07.252 --> 01:24:09.712
His wife had a choice to make.
First she came to you.
1655
01:24:09.879 --> 01:24:11.599
- You said, "No, choose him."
- Oh, stop it.
1656
01:24:11.756 --> 01:24:13.174
- And so she did.
- Diana, stop...
1657
01:24:13.341 --> 01:24:14.759
How's it different?
1658
01:24:18.346 --> 01:24:19.973
That true?
1659
01:24:21.140 --> 01:24:22.433
What she just said?
1660
01:24:34.195 --> 01:24:35.530
Wow.
1661
01:24:42.120 --> 01:24:45.540
Poof. Just like that, everything.
1662
01:24:49.002 --> 01:24:50.461
Look, Paddy...
1663
01:24:52.005 --> 01:24:53.423
Paddy.
1664
01:24:59.554 --> 01:25:01.180
Oh, my God.
1665
01:25:04.017 --> 01:25:06.060
I am so sorry.
1666
01:25:07.478 --> 01:25:08.896
<font color="#D900D9">(SIGHS)</font>
1667
01:25:10.565 --> 01:25:14.235
No, it's not your fault.
It's, you know...
1668
01:25:16.904 --> 01:25:19.073
He's my best friend, you know?
1669
01:25:37.467 --> 01:25:40.428
<font color="#808080">WOMEN:</font> Ha-ha-ha.
<font color="#808080">SAM:</font> And these four guys...
1670
01:25:54.776 --> 01:25:56.527
Paddy, you okay?
1671
01:25:57.528 --> 01:25:58.946
Paddy, what's wrong?
1672
01:25:59.113 --> 01:26:00.531
What happened?
1673
01:26:01.449 --> 01:26:02.825
Paddy?
1674
01:27:07.515 --> 01:27:09.100
<font color="#D900D9">(SIGHS)</font>
1675
01:27:22.613 --> 01:27:24.657
We were kids, Paddy.
1676
01:27:27.285 --> 01:27:28.953
You don't know women.
1677
01:27:29.620 --> 01:27:30.872
What are you talking about?
1678
01:27:31.080 --> 01:27:33.416
Look, Billy, you don't know women
the way I know them.
1679
01:27:33.583 --> 01:27:35.877
You haven't shared
a full life with anyone.
1680
01:27:36.043 --> 01:27:37.962
You don't know what that is.
1681
01:27:39.297 --> 01:27:41.257
You can't tell a woman who to love.
1682
01:27:41.424 --> 01:27:44.343
Especially Sophie. You can't do it.
1683
01:27:45.219 --> 01:27:47.346
I know what I had with my wife, Billy.
1684
01:27:47.513 --> 01:27:48.848
Thanks to you.
1685
01:27:49.015 --> 01:27:52.727
So I'm gonna ask you one more time,
you miserable prick.
1686
01:27:52.894 --> 01:27:54.020
One more time.
1687
01:27:54.187 --> 01:27:57.356
Do you love this woman
you are about to marry?
1688
01:27:57.523 --> 01:27:59.150
<font color="#808080">LISA:</font> Billy!
1689
01:27:59.650 --> 01:28:00.693
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLES)</font>
1690
01:28:01.778 --> 01:28:05.114
All right, here's the deal:
You end it, or I will.
1691
01:28:05.281 --> 01:28:08.868
Hey, hey, you stay out of this, all right?
It has nothing to do with you.
1692
01:28:12.747 --> 01:28:14.207
Hey, babe!
1693
01:28:14.624 --> 01:28:17.543
- I owe you this one.
- Aah!
1694
01:28:22.507 --> 01:28:25.843
Lisa, my name's Patrick Connors.
Although that imbecile in the pool there
1695
01:28:26.010 --> 01:28:28.211
started calling me Paddy
when we were kids and it stuck.
1696
01:28:28.346 --> 01:28:30.386
Oh, right. Paddy!
It's so great to finally meet you.
1697
01:28:30.515 --> 01:28:32.555
- Yeah, nice to meet you.
- Billy's told me so much.
1698
01:28:32.683 --> 01:28:34.044
Why did you throw him in the pool?
1699
01:28:34.185 --> 01:28:36.145
Ah, that's just an old game
from the neighborhood.
1700
01:28:36.312 --> 01:28:38.189
Listen, dear.
Can I tell you something?
1701
01:28:38.356 --> 01:28:40.316
- Yeah.
- Fifty years ago,
1702
01:28:40.483 --> 01:28:42.568
Billy did something for me
1703
01:28:42.735 --> 01:28:45.613
that allowed me to marry
the only woman I ever loved.
1704
01:28:45.780 --> 01:28:47.698
And now it's my chance
to return the favor.
1705
01:28:48.866 --> 01:28:52.161
- I'm sorry, I don't understand.
- He's not in love with you.
1706
01:28:53.037 --> 01:28:55.164
He likes you.
I know he likes you a whole lot,
1707
01:28:55.331 --> 01:28:58.167
but he doesn't love you
like the way that he should.
1708
01:28:58.793 --> 01:29:00.169
I can't let him marry you.
1709
01:29:00.336 --> 01:29:02.839
He's my best friend.
I can't let him marry you.
1710
01:29:06.300 --> 01:29:07.343
Billy?
1711
01:29:08.678 --> 01:29:11.138
I guess we gotta talk, huh?
1712
01:29:12.598 --> 01:29:14.517
<font color="#808080">SAM:</font> What is he saying to her?
1713
01:29:14.684 --> 01:29:17.854
That she's young,
got her whole life ahead of her.
1714
01:29:18.020 --> 01:29:21.065
Trying as best he can
to let her down easy.
1715
01:29:21.232 --> 01:29:22.733
I'm sorry, I didn't catch your names.
1716
01:29:22.900 --> 01:29:24.652
- Madison.
- Taylor.
1717
01:29:24.819 --> 01:29:26.195
Madison.
1718
01:29:28.114 --> 01:29:30.825
How do you think
she's, uh, taking it?
1719
01:29:35.663 --> 01:29:36.831
<font color="#808080">ARCHIE:</font> Mixed emotions.
1720
01:29:37.790 --> 01:29:41.002
- This blows.
- Yeah. Blows.
1721
01:29:44.630 --> 01:29:47.383
This is gonna be one
sloppy, drunken weekend.
1722
01:29:47.550 --> 01:29:49.010
Yeah. Uh, bye, Taylor.
1723
01:29:50.219 --> 01:29:51.846
Bye, Madisons.
1724
01:30:14.368 --> 01:30:15.411
Hey, uh, Billy?
1725
01:30:16.537 --> 01:30:17.747
Yeah?
1726
01:30:18.998 --> 01:30:20.625
I couldn't let you marry her.
1727
01:30:22.126 --> 01:30:25.838
No, you did it right. You, uh...
Congratulations, a good job.
1728
01:30:27.131 --> 01:30:30.927
- You mad?
- No. No, you were right.
1729
01:30:32.261 --> 01:30:34.513
Because, you know,
if you're mad that's okay.
1730
01:30:34.680 --> 01:30:37.516
No, Paddy. I... I'm old.
1731
01:30:38.184 --> 01:30:39.685
You know?
1732
01:30:39.894 --> 01:30:42.355
And without her, uh...
1733
01:30:42.521 --> 01:30:44.732
I'm just scared of being old.
1734
01:30:47.360 --> 01:30:48.611
<font color="#D900D9">(SIGHS)</font>
1735
01:30:48.778 --> 01:30:51.948
We were 17, you know,
five minutes ago.
1736
01:30:52.114 --> 01:30:55.284
It was just yesterday. I just don't know
where it all went, you know?
1737
01:30:56.619 --> 01:31:01.666
My brain cannot conceive
how old this body is.
1738
01:31:04.585 --> 01:31:06.671
Our girl's gone, Pat.
1739
01:31:07.463 --> 01:31:10.341
And I wasn't there at the funeral.
1740
01:31:10.967 --> 01:31:13.594
And I'm so sorry about that.
1741
01:31:15.429 --> 01:31:17.515
I let you down, man.
1742
01:31:18.933 --> 01:31:21.560
And I couldn't bring myself
to say goodbye.
1743
01:31:22.645 --> 01:31:27.149
Archie's got a stroke, and Sam, well,
he's gone to Florida.
1744
01:31:27.316 --> 01:31:30.111
Man, it's just winding up
a little too fast.
1745
01:31:30.277 --> 01:31:34.073
And I'm feeling old and alone.
1746
01:31:38.077 --> 01:31:39.120
You have us.
1747
01:31:40.913 --> 01:31:42.498
<font color="#808080">ARCHIE:</font> Yeah, Billy.
1748
01:31:42.915 --> 01:31:45.126
God help you, you got us.
1749
01:31:47.920 --> 01:31:50.000
And you got a hot little number
singing her heart out
1750
01:31:50.131 --> 01:31:52.675
in some shithole across town,
you lucky son of a bitch.
1751
01:32:02.226 --> 01:32:03.686
Man.
1752
01:32:04.061 --> 01:32:06.147
<font color="#D900D9">(BAND PLAYING
SLOW JAZZ MUSIC)</font>
1753
01:32:06.689 --> 01:32:09.275
<font color="#808080">DIANA:</font> <font color="#D900D9">(SINGING)</font>
<i>Only you</i>
1754
01:32:11.569 --> 01:32:17.950
<i>Only you can make this
Change in me</i>
1755
01:32:18.701 --> 01:32:21.203
<i>For it's true</i>
1756
01:32:23.539 --> 01:32:26.459
<i>Oh, baby, you're my</i>
1757
01:32:27.668 --> 01:32:30.129
<i>Destiny</i>
1758
01:32:30.838 --> 01:32:34.759
<i>When you hold my hand</i>
1759
01:32:40.973 --> 01:32:42.767
<font color="#D900D9">(MUSIC CONTINUES)</font>
1760
01:32:42.933 --> 01:32:44.602
<font color="#808080">WOMAN:</font> Is she sick?
1761
01:32:45.561 --> 01:32:47.188
That's it?
You're not gonna finish?
1762
01:32:47.354 --> 01:32:50.232
Shush. You got in for free.
1763
01:32:54.278 --> 01:32:57.823
So how did she take it?
1764
01:32:57.990 --> 01:33:01.118
Well, she's probably
in Malibu by now
1765
01:33:01.285 --> 01:33:03.537
burning my house down, you know?
1766
01:33:03.704 --> 01:33:06.248
It went as well as you could expect.
1767
01:33:06.832 --> 01:33:09.251
Poor kid. Are those for me?
1768
01:33:09.418 --> 01:33:11.462
Hmm? Oh.
1769
01:33:11.629 --> 01:33:13.839
Actually, urn, no.
1770
01:33:15.007 --> 01:33:16.967
I'm sorry, urn...
1771
01:33:17.718 --> 01:33:19.053
Excuse me.
1772
01:33:20.846 --> 01:33:23.516
On behalf of Binion's,
I'd like to apologize
1773
01:33:23.682 --> 01:33:25.976
for the delay in the show, but, um...
1774
01:33:26.894 --> 01:33:28.187
<font color="#D900D9">(SIGHS)</font>
1775
01:33:28.354 --> 01:33:30.856
...I'm really interested in the performer.
1776
01:33:32.858 --> 01:33:35.694
She's the most amazing woman
I ever met,
1777
01:33:36.529 --> 01:33:41.158
and I just can't believe in two days
that she's, you know, inside my heart.
1778
01:33:43.536 --> 01:33:46.163
But I don't want her to know,
1779
01:33:46.330 --> 01:33:48.332
because, you know,
with gorgeous women,
1780
01:33:48.499 --> 01:33:51.001
they like men
that like to play hard-to-get.
1781
01:33:51.377 --> 01:33:53.879
True. Very true.
1782
01:33:54.922 --> 01:33:56.590
Thank you.
1783
01:34:01.804 --> 01:34:03.139
Okay, that worked.
1784
01:34:05.307 --> 01:34:07.977
So you gonna kiss me now, or, um,
1785
01:34:08.144 --> 01:34:10.896
you want to hear more about
how I'm falling for you?
1786
01:34:11.897 --> 01:34:14.358
Eye contact. You...
1787
01:34:14.942 --> 01:34:17.611
It doesn't mean anything
without eye contact.
1788
01:34:28.789 --> 01:34:31.000
I'm looking at you, baby.
1789
01:34:32.459 --> 01:34:34.587
Mm, uh-oh.
1790
01:34:45.806 --> 01:34:47.099
<font color="#D900D9">(GRUNTS)</font>
1791
01:34:47.266 --> 01:34:49.602
<font color="#808080">ARCHIE:</font> All right, kid,
we'll take it from here.
1792
01:34:50.603 --> 01:34:52.980
Time you went and hung out
with some guys your own age.
1793
01:34:54.106 --> 01:34:56.650
And here's a little something
for your troubles.
1794
01:34:57.985 --> 01:35:00.696
- Wow, you sure?
- No, I was just putting you on.
1795
01:35:00.863 --> 01:35:03.532
- Of course I'm sure.
- You give the best advice.
1796
01:35:03.741 --> 01:35:05.034
<font color="#D900D9">(ARCHIE CHUCKLES)</font>
1797
01:35:06.160 --> 01:35:07.912
You breathe a word
about us to the feds,
1798
01:35:08.078 --> 01:35:10.039
we will hunt you down.
1799
01:35:12.917 --> 01:35:15.169
<font color="#D900D9">(LAUGHING)</font>
1800
01:35:19.006 --> 01:35:20.925
Uh, my lips are sealed,
Mr. Accountant.
1801
01:35:21.091 --> 01:35:22.635
Let me get your bag.
1802
01:35:24.011 --> 01:35:26.972
- Boys! What's up, fellas?
- Lonnie-boy!
1803
01:35:27.139 --> 01:35:28.659
<font color="#808080">SAM:</font> Hey.
- All right, you ready to go?
1804
01:35:28.807 --> 01:35:30.017
Packed? You got everything?
1805
01:35:30.392 --> 01:35:31.936
Let me get this off my chest.
1806
01:35:32.102 --> 01:35:34.939
I've hosted superstars,
I've hosted billionaires,
1807
01:35:35.105 --> 01:35:37.441
I've hosted kings,
and they ain't got nothing...
1808
01:35:37.608 --> 01:35:41.237
I said they have nothing
on the Flatbush Four, you hear me?
1809
01:35:41.403 --> 01:35:43.239
Nothing. And I remember,
1810
01:35:43.405 --> 01:35:46.367
I heard this beautiful quote.
It was, uh...
1811
01:35:46.533 --> 01:35:52.039
"Ain't nothing in this world
that's deeper than loyalty and love,
1812
01:35:52.581 --> 01:35:55.334
except for loyalty and love
between thugs."
1813
01:35:58.170 --> 01:36:00.089
Fifty-Cent, man! Fifty!
1814
01:36:00.256 --> 01:36:02.841
<font color="#808080">BILLY:</font> Hey, Lonnie, get a limo
for our buddy here and take him
1815
01:36:03.008 --> 01:36:04.569
out to the airport to meet his friends.
1816
01:36:04.718 --> 01:36:06.971
Thank you. Great party.
1817
01:36:07.763 --> 01:36:09.403
- Let's go, wise guy, come on.
- Let's go.
1818
01:36:09.556 --> 01:36:11.016
Okay, gentlemen.
1819
01:36:11.892 --> 01:36:13.519
<font color="#808080">PADDY:</font> Who wants a drink?
1820
01:36:13.686 --> 01:36:14.728
Drink?
1821
01:36:14.895 --> 01:36:16.855
Oh, man, where the hell
did you find that?
1822
01:36:17.022 --> 01:36:19.525
- Found it in the garbage.
- Crack that puppy open, buddy.
1823
01:36:19.692 --> 01:36:20.985
<font color="#808080">SAM:</font> It's about time.
1824
01:36:21.151 --> 01:36:23.696
<font color="#808080">BILLY:</font> Ah, perfect, yeah. Okay.
1825
01:36:27.449 --> 01:36:29.994
Okay, so, uh,
1826
01:36:30.577 --> 01:36:33.163
here's to being invincible.
1827
01:36:33.330 --> 01:36:34.540
Invincible.
1828
01:36:35.374 --> 01:36:37.918
- Invincible.
- Invincible.
1829
01:36:41.880 --> 01:36:43.424
<font color="#D900D9">(GRUNTING AND SPITTING)</font>
1830
01:36:43.590 --> 01:36:45.175
<font color="#808080">ARCHIE:</font> Jeez.
<font color="#808080">SAM:</font> Terrible!
1831
01:36:45.342 --> 01:36:47.022
<font color="#808080">ARCHIE:</font> Water.
- I gotta go brush my teeth.
1832
01:36:48.262 --> 01:36:50.431
<font color="#808080">ARCHIE:</font> It can't go bad. It's Scotch.
1833
01:36:50.597 --> 01:36:52.057
It's not so bad.
1834
01:37:06.363 --> 01:37:09.116
All right, Paddy,
I think you and I go in
1835
01:37:09.283 --> 01:37:11.410
and... that way.
1836
01:37:11.577 --> 01:37:13.203
Sam, you go in and that way.
1837
01:37:13.370 --> 01:37:15.706
And I go that way.
1838
01:37:15.873 --> 01:37:17.708
- Okay.
<font color="#808080">BILLY:</font> Okay.
1839
01:37:19.460 --> 01:37:22.212
So, uh, hell of a weekend.
1840
01:37:22.379 --> 01:37:24.590
Yeah. Yeah.
1841
01:37:24.757 --> 01:37:26.592
- That's for sure. Heh.
- Heh.
1842
01:37:26.759 --> 01:37:27.801
- You think?
<font color="#808080">ARCHIE:</font> Yeah.
1843
01:37:27.968 --> 01:37:29.428
Yeah, next year...
1844
01:37:30.804 --> 01:37:31.847
...Disney World.
1845
01:37:33.098 --> 01:37:34.850
Myrtle Beach.
1846
01:37:35.017 --> 01:37:38.062
<font color="#808080">PADDY:</font> Uh, Poconos.
<font color="#808080">SAM:</font> The Poconos.
1847
01:37:38.228 --> 01:37:39.605
Yeah, that's supposed to be nice.
1848
01:37:39.772 --> 01:37:41.815
<font color="#808080">PADDY:</font> Atlantic City.
<font color="#808080">SAM:</font> Atlantic City?
1849
01:37:41.982 --> 01:37:43.150
But it's gotta be summer.
1850
01:37:43.317 --> 01:37:45.986
<font color="#808080">SAM:</font> Kayaking in Norway.
1851
01:37:46.153 --> 01:37:48.822
Or the Orient Express.
1852
01:37:48.989 --> 01:37:52.284
We could take a barge
through the canals of, uh...
1853
01:37:52.451 --> 01:37:55.204
<font color="#808080">PADDY:</font> France.
<font color="#808080">SAM:</font> France, Europe, Germany.
1854
01:37:55.371 --> 01:37:58.248
You guys are the best thing
that ever happened to me.
1855
01:37:58.832 --> 01:38:00.417
Yeah.
1856
01:38:00.584 --> 01:38:01.835
I don't care how ugly you are.
1857
01:38:02.002 --> 01:38:03.087
<font color="#D900D9">(LAUGHS)</font>
1858
01:38:06.757 --> 01:38:10.094
- Sixty years.
- Yeah.
1859
01:38:16.141 --> 01:38:17.393
Yeah.
1860
01:38:23.065 --> 01:38:24.108
Okay.
1861
01:38:25.526 --> 01:38:26.777
Okay.
1862
01:38:28.529 --> 01:38:31.865
- Okay.
- Okay.
1863
01:38:44.837 --> 01:38:47.256
Hey! Wrong way.
1864
01:39:08.152 --> 01:39:09.278
<font color="#D900D9">(DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE)</font>
1865
01:39:09.820 --> 01:39:11.738
<font color="#D900D9">(RINGTONE PLAYING
ON CELL PHONE)</font>
1866
01:39:11.905 --> 01:39:13.657
Oh. Hang on.
1867
01:39:14.491 --> 01:39:18.245
- Hello?
- Archibald, I got some news.
1868
01:39:18.412 --> 01:39:21.623
- Is it the prostate?
- No, man, it's not my prostate.
1869
01:39:21.790 --> 01:39:24.209
What's it with you and always
about the prostate, you know?
1870
01:39:24.376 --> 01:39:26.670
Wait a minute, let me patch in
the other guys, huh?
1871
01:39:26.837 --> 01:39:29.256
- I got that good cheese from France.
- Good.
1872
01:39:29.423 --> 01:39:30.757
- Mm-hm.
- And a bottle of wine?
1873
01:39:30.924 --> 01:39:32.217
Mm-hm.
1874
01:39:33.302 --> 01:39:35.345
<font color="#D900D9">(PHONE RINGING)</font>
1875
01:39:40.976 --> 01:39:43.103
- Hello?
- Hey, Paddy, it's Billy and Archie.
1876
01:39:43.270 --> 01:39:44.313
<font color="#D900D9">(PHONE LINE RINGING)</font>
1877
01:39:44.480 --> 01:39:46.565
- Why is the phone ringing?
- Sam's not picking up.
1878
01:39:46.732 --> 01:39:48.358
<font color="#D900D9">(RINGING AND BUZZING)</font>
1879
01:39:50.110 --> 01:39:51.550
<font color="#808080">BILLY:</font> <i>So, guys, you ready for this?</i>
1880
01:39:53.655 --> 01:39:55.574
Diana and I are gonna get married.
1881
01:39:55.741 --> 01:39:58.535
- Oh, wow!
- She's making a huge mistake.
1882
01:39:58.702 --> 01:40:00.142
He says you're making
a huge mistake.
1883
01:40:00.287 --> 01:40:02.456
Yeah, tell him I know.
I know, Paddy.
1884
01:40:02.623 --> 01:40:04.875
What about the five trips
to the toilet every night?
1885
01:40:05.042 --> 01:40:07.252
- I know it all.
- Congratulations.
1886
01:40:07.419 --> 01:40:09.713
I'll call you later, we'll talk
about the details, okay?
1887
01:40:09.880 --> 01:40:11.715
We're heading to a concert now
at the park.
1888
01:40:11.882 --> 01:40:13.300
- Oh.
- Really? Is she attractive?
1889
01:40:13.884 --> 01:40:15.677
- She'll do.
- All right, guys, well,
1890
01:40:15.844 --> 01:40:17.638
I gotta get my grandbaby
back inside.
1891
01:40:17.804 --> 01:40:19.306
<i>I'll talk to you later.</i>
1892
01:40:19.473 --> 01:40:21.266
- Congratulations, partner.
- From me too.
1893
01:40:21.433 --> 01:40:22.726
Okay, guys, talk to you later.
1894
01:40:22.893 --> 01:40:25.312
- See you soon.
- Bye.
1895
01:40:26.647 --> 01:40:27.689
Attaboy.
1896
01:40:29.358 --> 01:40:31.193
<font color="#D900D9">(RINGING)</font>
1897
01:40:31.360 --> 01:40:32.528
Oh, good, it stopped.
1898
01:40:32.694 --> 01:40:34.780
- Ah.
- Ha. Good.
1899
01:40:34.947 --> 01:40:37.032
- Hell With it.
- Hell With it.
1900
01:40:37.199 --> 01:40:38.700
Ah, how about that, eh?
1901
01:40:38.867 --> 01:40:40.827
- Pretty amazing.
- Yeah.
1902
01:40:40.994 --> 01:40:42.204
And no Viagra.
1903
01:40:42.371 --> 01:40:43.580
- Or Dramamine.
- Ha, ha.
1904
01:40:43.747 --> 01:40:45.457
We're gonna go again.
1905
01:40:45.624 --> 01:40:46.667
- Go where?
- We're going.
1906
01:40:46.833 --> 01:40:48.460
What, are you cr...? Oh, no! Ha, ha.
1907
01:40:48.627 --> 01:40:51.004
Enough's enough!
Are you trying to kill me?