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WEBVTT 1 00:03:49.360 --> 00:03:51.200 Stop being such pussies. Just grab the rope. 2 00:03:51.280 --> 00:03:53.400 No, no way. I don't want to lose my badge. 3 00:03:53.480 --> 00:03:56.240 If we get caught, Bade Papa's gonna kill me. 4 00:03:56.320 --> 00:03:58.240 Avni, it's the last day of school. 5 00:03:58.320 --> 00:03:59.840 From tomorrow, you're not gonna be so important. 6 00:03:59.920 --> 00:04:00.760 Come on! 7 00:04:01.000 --> 00:04:02.240 God save us! 8 00:04:02.320 --> 00:04:03.200 One. 9 00:04:03.440 --> 00:04:04.360 Two. 10 00:04:04.440 --> 00:04:05.360 Three! 11 00:04:08.880 --> 00:04:10.520 Run... Run... 12 00:04:20.760 --> 00:04:23.000 Get back to your class. 13 00:04:23.200 --> 00:04:25.880 The lecture has not ended yet. Come on, get back. 14 00:04:25.960 --> 00:04:28.680 Come on, return to your class. 15 00:04:33.480 --> 00:04:35.360 No! I love you more. 16 00:04:35.440 --> 00:04:39.520 Tchhee! I can't wear this to the party. 17 00:04:39.960 --> 00:04:41.920 No, I love you more. 18 00:04:42.440 --> 00:04:44.640 No, you hang up. 19 00:04:45.480 --> 00:04:47.240 Sakshi! What the ***! 20 00:04:47.320 --> 00:04:48.360 Enough man. 21 00:04:48.480 --> 00:04:50.600 As it is... You're following Arjun to Pune. 22 00:04:50.680 --> 00:04:52.200 How about spending some time with us, uh? 23 00:04:52.280 --> 00:04:54.400 Simbi is one of the top five law colleges. 24 00:04:54.480 --> 00:04:56.360 Huh? We just got done with finals. 25 00:04:56.440 --> 00:04:57.600 Why are we already talking about college? 26 00:04:57.680 --> 00:04:58.560 What's the rush? 27 00:04:58.640 --> 00:05:01.240 Lets just go to Prague for a year or two. 28 00:05:01.320 --> 00:05:03.320 Dad just bought a villa there. 29 00:05:03.400 --> 00:05:04.720 Wow! Prague! 30 00:05:04.800 --> 00:05:06.600 Sounds so exotic. 31 00:05:06.680 --> 00:05:09.560 Take me with you. Show me some hot white guys. 32 00:05:09.640 --> 00:05:12.520 Bade Papa has already lined up some hillbillies for me to marry. 33 00:05:12.600 --> 00:05:16.120 Like really long beards, hair coming out of their ears. 34 00:05:16.360 --> 00:05:17.240 Oh God! 35 00:05:17.320 --> 00:05:19.600 What century does Bade Papa live in? 36 00:05:19.680 --> 00:05:22.440 Job, career, nothing is important to him? 37 00:05:22.520 --> 00:05:25.680 A girl just needs to finish school and get her married. 38 00:05:25.760 --> 00:05:27.240 I seriously have no interest in getting married. 39 00:05:27.320 --> 00:05:28.720 I just refuse to. 40 00:05:28.800 --> 00:05:31.360 Congratulations, my Veerus. - Hello Aunty. 41 00:05:31.440 --> 00:05:33.520 It's Veere, Ma. Veere, like bros. 42 00:05:33.600 --> 00:05:35.880 Whatever. 43 00:05:36.080 --> 00:05:37.360 You guys did it! 44 00:05:37.440 --> 00:05:38.520 School's finally over! 45 00:05:38.600 --> 00:05:40.800 Hey! - What's up, girls? 46 00:05:40.880 --> 00:05:41.800 Hello, Uncle. 47 00:05:41.880 --> 00:05:42.960 Hi, Uncle. 48 00:05:43.040 --> 00:05:43.960 There you go. 49 00:05:44.040 --> 00:05:45.680 Exams are over. 50 00:05:48.520 --> 00:05:49.680 Smile, please. 51 00:05:51.960 --> 00:05:53.480 We're going to the club. 52 00:05:53.760 --> 00:05:55.640 And we won't return soon. 53 00:05:55.720 --> 00:05:57.760 Don't do anything I would. 54 00:05:59.200 --> 00:06:01.320 Okay, girls. Cheers! 55 00:06:01.400 --> 00:06:03.040 Guys look, champaign. 56 00:06:05.800 --> 00:06:08.360 You're the crazy one! You're bloody mad! 57 00:06:08.440 --> 00:06:10.240 Kishan, how does it matter? We eat in the club every day. 58 00:06:10.320 --> 00:06:11.360 Absolutely not. 59 00:06:11.440 --> 00:06:12.840 Fine then, GO! 60 00:06:12.920 --> 00:06:14.640 And don't bother coming back! 61 00:06:14.720 --> 00:06:16.040 If I could, I would never come back! 62 00:06:16.120 --> 00:06:17.840 Selfish! Bloody selfish! 63 00:06:17.920 --> 00:06:18.920 Sushh! The girls are here. 64 00:06:19.000 --> 00:06:20.840 This house doesn't belong to your father. 65 00:06:20.920 --> 00:06:22.960 Just look at him, Cookie. 66 00:06:23.040 --> 00:06:25.800 This is the same guy who used to come all the way 67 00:06:25.880 --> 00:06:28.920 from Civil Lines to GK just to say good night. 68 00:06:29.000 --> 00:06:31.840 The girl I used to come for wasn't MAD. 69 00:06:31.920 --> 00:06:34.840 Marrying you was the biggest mistake of my life. 70 00:06:34.920 --> 00:06:37.640 This Marriage business is just a *** hustle. 71 00:06:37.720 --> 00:06:38.800 Guys, please. 72 00:06:38.880 --> 00:06:41.440 This woman has destroyed my life, 73 00:06:41.520 --> 00:06:44.160 'Parents always hide their mistakes from their kids.' 74 00:06:44.240 --> 00:06:45.360 You want destruction... I'll show. 75 00:06:45.440 --> 00:06:46.480 Ritu. 76 00:06:47.280 --> 00:06:48.840 'Well, at least we try.' 77 00:06:49.400 --> 00:06:52.440 'We fear they might make the same mistakes we did.' 78 00:06:52.520 --> 00:06:56.960 'And so, we don't even let them make their own mistakes.' 79 00:06:57.040 --> 00:07:00.720 'By now, my daughter already knows that life isn't a Fairytale.' 80 00:07:00.800 --> 00:07:03.000 'But it's very important to Dream.' 81 00:07:03.080 --> 00:07:05.680 'I think one should make mistakes in life.' 82 00:07:05.760 --> 00:07:07.560 'And one should learn from them as well.' 83 00:07:07.640 --> 00:07:09.560 'Pay for one's own mistakes and not for someone else's.' 84 00:07:09.720 --> 00:07:15.840 Listen guys, I won't be coming back home with you guys after the party. 85 00:07:15.920 --> 00:07:16.840 Why? 86 00:07:16.920 --> 00:07:18.200 Actually... 87 00:07:18.280 --> 00:07:20.600 Arjun's parents are in Shimla. 88 00:07:20.680 --> 00:07:23.800 So we... we were thinking... 89 00:07:23.880 --> 00:07:25.360 Shut up! - Are you serious? 90 00:07:25.440 --> 00:07:26.760 I mean I love him. 91 00:07:26.840 --> 00:07:28.440 And... he's the one. 92 00:07:28.520 --> 00:07:30.440 Oh my my! No wonder! 93 00:07:30.520 --> 00:07:32.800 Looks like she's getting married before me. 94 00:07:32.880 --> 00:07:34.280 Hope you're carrying protection? 95 00:07:34.360 --> 00:07:35.280 - Arjun! - Shut up! 96 00:07:35.360 --> 00:07:36.520 Arjun! 97 00:07:36.840 --> 00:07:38.120 Meera give it back! 98 00:07:38.200 --> 00:07:40.200 Till you don't learn from your mistakes, 99 00:07:40.280 --> 00:07:42.400 'how will you write your own story?' 100 00:07:42.480 --> 00:07:44.400 Here's to "Live life on your own terms". 101 00:07:44.480 --> 00:07:46.560 To Prague. Here I come. 102 00:07:46.640 --> 00:07:48.800 To Bade Papa. I'm not coming. 103 00:07:48.880 --> 00:07:49.680 To Pune. 104 00:07:49.760 --> 00:07:51.640 Arjun, I'm coming. 105 00:07:51.720 --> 00:07:52.680 I'm coming... 106 00:07:52.760 --> 00:07:53.760 To Pune. 107 00:07:54.360 --> 00:07:56.120 To us, Bros. 108 00:07:56.200 --> 00:07:57.360 I love you guys. 109 00:07:59.000 --> 00:08:00.760 'The biggest mistake of my life...' 110 00:08:00.840 --> 00:08:02.520 'I died before I could say all this to my daughter, Kalindi.' 111 00:08:02.600 --> 00:08:05.160 "My heart, is a balloon in flight." 112 00:08:05.240 --> 00:08:08.400 "Soaring high in the sky." 113 00:08:13.080 --> 00:08:15.640 "My heart, is a balloon in flight." 114 00:08:15.720 --> 00:08:18.640 "Soaring high in the sky." 115 00:08:18.720 --> 00:08:21.360 "Invited trouble, wicked and unholy." 116 00:08:21.440 --> 00:08:23.960 "Got trapped ever so slowly." 117 00:08:24.040 --> 00:08:26.520 "Was single, ready to mingle." 118 00:08:26.600 --> 00:08:29.720 "Now have to enter into holy matrimony." 119 00:08:31.720 --> 00:08:37.040 "Unsteady, untrustworthy..." 120 00:08:37.120 --> 00:08:42.000 "Unsteady, untrustworthy..." 121 00:08:42.080 --> 00:08:48.000 "Unsteady, untrustworthy..." 122 00:08:48.240 --> 00:08:51.080 Come on Rishabh, lets go back it's my favorite song. 123 00:08:51.160 --> 00:08:53.120 Kaloo, we need to talk. 124 00:08:57.080 --> 00:08:59.680 Listen, I've been thinking about this. 125 00:09:00.360 --> 00:09:01.680 Like constantly. 126 00:09:01.760 --> 00:09:03.640 We've been together for three years now. 127 00:09:03.720 --> 00:09:04.600 Right? 128 00:09:04.680 --> 00:09:05.960 And we're very different people. 129 00:09:06.040 --> 00:09:07.640 I mean... we are poles apart... 130 00:09:07.720 --> 00:09:09.360 And... but... 131 00:09:10.720 --> 00:09:12.080 So Kaloo... 132 00:09:12.160 --> 00:09:14.600 Are you breaking up with me? - Will you marry me? 133 00:09:14.680 --> 00:09:16.400 What? - Huh? 134 00:09:17.880 --> 00:09:21.600 Wait... let me do this again. I lost my momentum. 135 00:09:23.480 --> 00:09:24.480 Yes. 136 00:09:25.880 --> 00:09:28.920 Kalindi Puri will you marry me? 137 00:09:33.920 --> 00:09:35.920 Baby, I'll be right back. - Huh? 138 00:09:38.680 --> 00:09:39.720 But... 139 00:09:41.240 --> 00:09:42.400 ***! 140 00:09:44.920 --> 00:09:46.240 Calm down. 141 00:09:46.320 --> 00:09:48.360 Calm down. Calm down. Calm down. 142 00:09:52.040 --> 00:09:54.440 No, no, not for you, she's inside. - Cute. 143 00:09:54.520 --> 00:09:55.920 Enjoy the concert. 144 00:09:56.000 --> 00:09:56.920 I'll just... 145 00:09:57.000 --> 00:09:58.760 Calm down, calm down! 146 00:09:59.840 --> 00:10:02.560 Rishabh, I can't marry you. 147 00:10:05.880 --> 00:10:07.920 I mean not you in particular. 148 00:10:08.240 --> 00:10:09.640 I can't marry anyone. 149 00:10:09.720 --> 00:10:10.800 Kaloo... 150 00:10:10.880 --> 00:10:13.640 Stop talking to yourself like a crazy person. 151 00:10:16.680 --> 00:10:18.400 And don't scratch yourself. 152 00:10:21.840 --> 00:10:23.920 At least come out. 153 00:10:24.240 --> 00:10:25.840 Rishabh, why? 154 00:10:26.040 --> 00:10:28.040 Everything is so perfect. 155 00:10:28.120 --> 00:10:30.040 Why are you doing this? 156 00:10:30.800 --> 00:10:31.800 Wow! 157 00:10:32.320 --> 00:10:34.200 Because I love you? 158 00:10:34.320 --> 00:10:37.440 And... I want to spend the rest of my life with you. 159 00:10:38.480 --> 00:10:39.880 Isn't that reason enough? 160 00:10:39.960 --> 00:10:41.120 Of course. 161 00:10:41.760 --> 00:10:43.200 I also love you. 162 00:10:43.720 --> 00:10:45.560 But why do we need to get married? 163 00:10:45.640 --> 00:10:47.280 We're already living together. 164 00:10:47.360 --> 00:10:49.040 But for how long Kaloo? 165 00:10:49.320 --> 00:10:51.800 The Indian in me wants to marry you. 166 00:10:54.920 --> 00:10:57.320 Okay... You know what? 167 00:10:58.360 --> 00:10:59.360 Forget it. 168 00:10:59.760 --> 00:11:01.880 Rishabh, you actually want to do this? 169 00:11:02.680 --> 00:11:04.920 I mean like really? - Yes. 170 00:11:05.000 --> 00:11:08.120 Rishabh, everything changes once you get married... trust me. 171 00:11:10.000 --> 00:11:12.200 Maybe... but I love you. 172 00:11:12.800 --> 00:11:14.680 And that will never change. 173 00:11:22.680 --> 00:11:23.680 Okay. 174 00:11:24.520 --> 00:11:25.440 Okay? 175 00:11:25.840 --> 00:11:27.520 Is that a yes? 176 00:11:31.800 --> 00:11:32.880 Yes. 177 00:11:37.600 --> 00:11:39.120 I'm still scared. 178 00:11:39.600 --> 00:11:40.920 We'll manage! 179 00:11:52.080 --> 00:11:54.920 Your Honor, how can she demand maintenance? 180 00:11:55.000 --> 00:11:58.720 The facts remain that she has emptied the entire locker. 181 00:11:58.800 --> 00:12:00.400 And hasn't worked a day in her life. 182 00:12:00.480 --> 00:12:01.800 Say something. 183 00:12:02.880 --> 00:12:06.560 And apart from creating drama, she hasn't done much with her life. 184 00:12:06.640 --> 00:12:08.920 She's getting what she deserves. Zero. 185 00:12:10.080 --> 00:12:12.520 She doesn't deserve a single penny. 186 00:12:12.600 --> 00:12:15.000 "Unsteady, untrustworthy..." 187 00:12:15.080 --> 00:12:16.640 Bloody ***! 188 00:12:17.360 --> 00:12:19.440 I told you, my office is under renovation. 189 00:12:19.760 --> 00:12:21.840 Please send the cheque to my house. 190 00:12:22.800 --> 00:12:24.360 Idiot. - Here. 191 00:12:26.640 --> 00:12:29.840 What's going on with you? 192 00:12:30.080 --> 00:12:31.600 And do you need to wear these pants? 193 00:12:31.800 --> 00:12:33.200 You look like a lesbo. 194 00:12:34.040 --> 00:12:36.120 I have to mom, it's the lesbian dress code. 195 00:12:36.200 --> 00:12:38.520 Starting tomorrow, I'll go to Court in a bikini. 196 00:12:38.760 --> 00:12:40.080 Maybe I'll find a boy then? 197 00:12:40.160 --> 00:12:42.560 Look at this one, his name is Manish. 198 00:12:42.640 --> 00:12:43.560 Here. 199 00:12:43.640 --> 00:12:46.240 He's an engineer. American degree. 200 00:12:46.400 --> 00:12:49.120 Annual package 2 million. Have a look. 201 00:12:49.200 --> 00:12:50.840 Okay, you old woman. Okay. 202 00:12:50.920 --> 00:12:52.760 You were always first in everything. 203 00:12:52.840 --> 00:12:54.960 Then why are you behind in this matter? 204 00:12:55.680 --> 00:12:57.880 No.. No.. 205 00:12:59.000 --> 00:13:01.000 But sweetheart, it's a child restrainer. 206 00:13:01.080 --> 00:13:03.920 No! Meera, absolutely not. 207 00:13:04.560 --> 00:13:06.400 I'm not letting you put our son on a leash. 208 00:13:06.480 --> 00:13:08.880 I'm the one who has to chase him all day. 209 00:13:08.960 --> 00:13:10.320 Bloody nuisance. 210 00:13:10.440 --> 00:13:12.440 Eating... nuisance... sleeping... nuisance. 211 00:13:12.520 --> 00:13:14.800 I would've slapped him if we didn't live in America. 212 00:13:15.960 --> 00:13:17.240 Hey babe. 213 00:13:17.320 --> 00:13:20.120 Kabir's day care is doing family trees next week. 214 00:13:20.440 --> 00:13:21.920 Oh okay, that's nice. 215 00:13:22.120 --> 00:13:25.240 So, we need pictures of your family. 216 00:13:25.920 --> 00:13:27.360 Come on. - No. 217 00:13:28.040 --> 00:13:29.120 Get lost. 218 00:13:30.880 --> 00:13:31.880 Baby, please? 219 00:13:31.960 --> 00:13:33.160 They're your family. 220 00:13:33.240 --> 00:13:35.040 At least talk to them. 221 00:13:37.400 --> 00:13:38.080 You're stubborn. 222 00:13:38.160 --> 00:13:40.120 What? I'm stubborn? 223 00:13:40.200 --> 00:13:41.640 They are stubborn. 224 00:13:41.960 --> 00:13:43.960 Look John, if they can't accept you 225 00:13:44.040 --> 00:13:46.000 then I'm not interested in talking to them. 226 00:13:46.080 --> 00:13:48.600 End of discussion. - Come on Meera. 227 00:13:48.680 --> 00:13:51.600 What a surprise! How are you doing? 228 00:13:51.680 --> 00:13:53.040 He doesn't need restraining. 229 00:13:53.760 --> 00:13:55.320 Just needs you to stop spoiling him. 230 00:13:55.400 --> 00:13:57.120 What have I done now? 231 00:13:57.280 --> 00:14:00.480 Well, for starters, he's two and he's still sleeping with us. 232 00:14:00.560 --> 00:14:01.480 It's not normal. 233 00:14:01.560 --> 00:14:04.920 I refuse to let my child sleep alone in a room like you Americans. 234 00:14:05.000 --> 00:14:08.840 Alright? Right, baby? Right? 235 00:14:09.840 --> 00:14:12.360 "Was single, ready to mingle." 236 00:14:12.440 --> 00:14:15.840 "Now have to enter into holy matrimony." 237 00:14:17.640 --> 00:14:22.440 "Unsteady, untrustworthy..." 238 00:14:22.520 --> 00:14:26.840 "Unsteady, untrustworthy..." 239 00:14:28.960 --> 00:14:31.000 Hello, Sakshi... 240 00:14:36.480 --> 00:14:40.760 You've been back at your parents' for quite a while now uh? 241 00:14:40.840 --> 00:14:43.360 Hi, Kunkun Aunty. Hello, Aunty. 242 00:14:43.440 --> 00:14:44.560 Morning, Aunty. 243 00:14:44.680 --> 00:14:46.920 Expecting? - Nope. 244 00:14:47.000 --> 00:14:49.240 So when are you and Vineet coming over? 245 00:14:49.320 --> 00:14:51.440 Actually Aunty, he hasn't come. 246 00:14:51.520 --> 00:14:52.520 What? 247 00:14:52.840 --> 00:14:54.120 Is he still in London? - Yes. 248 00:14:54.200 --> 00:14:55.960 How does he manage alone? - Just fine. 249 00:14:56.040 --> 00:14:58.320 When is he coming to get you? - Soon. 250 00:14:58.400 --> 00:15:01.320 Your dress is very nice. - Umm... 251 00:15:02.320 --> 00:15:03.520 Where are you coming from? 252 00:15:03.600 --> 00:15:05.000 From a meeting. Okay, bye. 253 00:15:05.080 --> 00:15:07.000 Okay, meeting! - Meeting! 254 00:15:09.480 --> 00:15:10.880 Hi, Vineet! 255 00:15:10.960 --> 00:15:11.920 Hello, Papa? 256 00:15:12.000 --> 00:15:13.280 Good evening. 257 00:15:13.520 --> 00:15:16.040 Or in your case good morning? 258 00:15:17.120 --> 00:15:19.520 Where is Sakshi? - Sakshi? 259 00:15:19.600 --> 00:15:21.080 Why isn't she answering my phone? 260 00:15:21.160 --> 00:15:23.160 Sakshi is sleeping. - Vineet. 261 00:15:23.280 --> 00:15:24.560 I've been trying to contact her since two days, 262 00:15:24.640 --> 00:15:25.720 but haven't been successful. 263 00:15:25.800 --> 00:15:28.040 There, she's up. - Okay. 264 00:15:28.760 --> 00:15:29.760 Yes, Vineet? - Sakshi. 265 00:15:29.840 --> 00:15:30.880 Yes. 266 00:15:30.960 --> 00:15:32.400 Why aren't you taking my calls? 267 00:15:32.480 --> 00:15:34.080 You bloody ***! 268 00:15:34.160 --> 00:15:36.520 How dare you call my father! 269 00:15:36.640 --> 00:15:37.720 Listen I have a half a mind of telling everyone... 270 00:15:37.840 --> 00:15:39.240 what kinda girl you are 271 00:15:39.320 --> 00:15:40.680 and what you spend the whole day doing! 272 00:15:40.760 --> 00:15:43.040 Who do you think you are? I'm not even scared of my father... 273 00:15:43.120 --> 00:15:44.480 You piece of ***! 274 00:15:44.560 --> 00:15:46.520 Do what you want. 275 00:15:46.600 --> 00:15:48.280 You bloody... - Sakshi. 276 00:15:53.600 --> 00:15:55.240 I'm sure she must be exhausted... 277 00:15:55.840 --> 00:15:57.960 with all the work she does. - Yes. 278 00:15:58.040 --> 00:16:00.120 But Kavita, you don't need to worry anymore... 279 00:16:00.200 --> 00:16:03.000 she won't need to work a job after marriage. 280 00:16:03.520 --> 00:16:05.600 Our Manish is very well settled. 281 00:16:08.920 --> 00:16:10.240 Excuse me. Tea... 282 00:16:10.320 --> 00:16:11.560 Aaa... the cat. 283 00:16:14.040 --> 00:16:15.040 Go with her. 284 00:16:18.480 --> 00:16:19.560 Shanti! 285 00:16:21.120 --> 00:16:24.800 I am tired of seeing your black and blue face every morning. 286 00:16:25.840 --> 00:16:27.600 Stop crying now. 287 00:16:27.760 --> 00:16:29.280 You know, I was gonna be a doctor. 288 00:16:29.440 --> 00:16:31.160 I would've ended up tending to you every day. 289 00:16:31.320 --> 00:16:34.240 Be grateful, I became a lawyer. Today you're divorced. 290 00:16:34.320 --> 00:16:36.320 And before that, I am going to file an FIR. 291 00:16:36.400 --> 00:16:37.520 No, ma'am. 292 00:16:37.880 --> 00:16:40.080 Hi Mahesh. - Manish. 293 00:16:40.160 --> 00:16:41.560 Hi Manish. 294 00:16:41.640 --> 00:16:42.640 Can I help? 295 00:16:43.840 --> 00:16:45.000 Yeah, sure. 296 00:16:46.440 --> 00:16:48.840 You can take this out. Thank you. 297 00:16:50.640 --> 00:16:52.200 One second. 298 00:16:52.360 --> 00:16:53.880 But what about us getting married? 299 00:16:53.960 --> 00:16:55.160 That's not happening. 300 00:16:58.080 --> 00:17:00.080 Oh, my God! 301 00:17:01.160 --> 00:17:02.200 What! 302 00:17:03.760 --> 00:17:05.160 Kaloo is getting married! 303 00:17:05.920 --> 00:17:07.400 Kaloo is getting married! 304 00:17:07.480 --> 00:17:10.560 That flake ball... ***. 305 00:17:10.640 --> 00:17:13.960 I want to hear every... like every detail. 306 00:17:14.040 --> 00:17:16.640 I want it right now. Tell me right now. 307 00:17:18.360 --> 00:17:20.920 Kaloo is getting married! - Mad girl. 308 00:17:21.000 --> 00:17:22.840 Kaloo is getting married. 309 00:17:23.960 --> 00:17:25.320 Oh no! 310 00:17:25.720 --> 00:17:27.680 How am I gonna break this news to mom? 311 00:17:36.720 --> 00:17:38.240 Sakshi, get on Skype. 312 00:17:42.480 --> 00:17:44.880 Sakshi Soni, it's 4:00pm! Are you still sleeping? 313 00:17:44.960 --> 00:17:46.600 Congratulations! 314 00:17:46.680 --> 00:17:48.520 Our friend is getting married! 315 00:17:48.600 --> 00:17:49.600 How are you, Mother Dairy? 316 00:17:49.680 --> 00:17:51.160 I've started packing. 317 00:17:51.240 --> 00:17:53.680 Here, I'm packing John's meals for next ten days. 318 00:17:53.760 --> 00:17:55.440 Congratulations! 319 00:17:55.520 --> 00:17:57.440 I just can't believe it. 320 00:17:57.520 --> 00:18:00.240 How did she agree to this? - Seriously, man. 321 00:18:00.320 --> 00:18:02.720 Chances of her getting married in this lifetime were so bleak. 322 00:18:03.200 --> 00:18:04.480 I'm so happy! 323 00:18:04.560 --> 00:18:06.560 I'm so happy for Kalindi. 324 00:18:06.640 --> 00:18:07.720 No, you're not. 325 00:18:08.240 --> 00:18:10.040 Is it that obvious? 326 00:18:10.120 --> 00:18:13.080 Mom is acting like a druggie, after I told her about Kaloo's wedding. 327 00:18:13.160 --> 00:18:15.480 She is popping calmpose tablets like they are M&Ms. 328 00:18:15.560 --> 00:18:18.440 "I hope my poor daughter doesn't die single." 329 00:18:18.520 --> 00:18:22.280 Be happy... at least you're single. Think about me. 330 00:18:22.480 --> 00:18:25.400 I'll be the only maligned divorcee at the wedding. - Hey! 331 00:18:25.480 --> 00:18:27.720 Aunties have already started ***, by the way. 332 00:18:27.800 --> 00:18:30.000 Why is she getting married so soon? 333 00:18:30.080 --> 00:18:32.080 Rishabh just proposed to her. 334 00:18:32.160 --> 00:18:34.680 That idiot didn't even give time to lose weight. 335 00:18:34.880 --> 00:18:35.800 Nothing's gonna fit. 336 00:18:35.880 --> 00:18:37.240 Looking quite healthy, Mother Dairy. 337 00:18:37.480 --> 00:18:39.640 Pop a kid and then we'll talk? - Are you nuts? 338 00:18:39.720 --> 00:18:40.800 It's Sakshi Soni we're talking about. 339 00:18:40.880 --> 00:18:43.640 She'll get bored in no time and then you'll have to raise the kid. 340 00:18:43.720 --> 00:18:45.880 No, thank you very much. One is more than enough. 341 00:18:46.040 --> 00:18:47.560 Kaloo is landing today, right? 342 00:18:47.640 --> 00:18:49.200 Are you guys going to the airport to pick her up? 343 00:18:49.280 --> 00:18:51.440 Her "in-laws" are. 344 00:18:51.800 --> 00:18:52.640 Shut up! 345 00:18:52.720 --> 00:18:55.400 She said she's going to wrap up all the family stuff and then meet us. 346 00:18:55.480 --> 00:18:57.280 Guys just hold on... I'll be there in no time. 347 00:18:57.360 --> 00:18:58.640 We can all meet her together. 348 00:19:03.760 --> 00:19:05.600 Oh god! Bye. 349 00:19:13.720 --> 00:19:15.280 Where are they? - Look they are here. 350 00:19:15.360 --> 00:19:17.120 Look they are here. - Come on. 351 00:19:17.200 --> 00:19:18.080 Shishu! 352 00:19:18.160 --> 00:19:20.080 Ok... ok... let's meet him. 353 00:19:20.160 --> 00:19:22.400 There he is. - Hello, welcome. 354 00:19:22.800 --> 00:19:25.320 Oh, my baby! - God bless you. 355 00:19:25.400 --> 00:19:26.800 How are you, Shishu? 356 00:19:26.880 --> 00:19:28.560 Lets start the rituals. 357 00:19:29.000 --> 00:19:30.000 Kalindi! 358 00:19:30.080 --> 00:19:32.720 Priest, you go there. - Welcome, my child. 359 00:19:32.800 --> 00:19:34.040 Priest! 360 00:19:34.120 --> 00:19:36.160 Bless you. - That's enough. 361 00:19:36.240 --> 00:19:37.440 Here you go. 362 00:19:37.880 --> 00:19:38.800 Sarita... 363 00:19:38.880 --> 00:19:40.440 How are you, Kalindi? 364 00:19:40.520 --> 00:19:41.560 Come here, dear. 365 00:19:42.200 --> 00:19:44.520 No, thank you, Aunty. - It's okay. 366 00:19:44.600 --> 00:19:46.160 She's so beautiful. 367 00:19:48.040 --> 00:19:50.800 Good catch. - Papa... 368 00:19:50.880 --> 00:19:52.840 Why are you feeling shy? 369 00:19:52.920 --> 00:19:54.160 No more calling her aunty... 370 00:19:54.240 --> 00:19:56.200 Call her mummy now. - Ignore Santosh Aunty. 371 00:19:56.280 --> 00:19:58.600 Call me whatever you feel like I don't force anyone. 372 00:19:58.680 --> 00:20:00.200 This is right. 373 00:20:00.280 --> 00:20:02.000 Your mother is just too much. 374 00:20:02.080 --> 00:20:03.520 I'll go handle her. 375 00:20:03.600 --> 00:20:06.000 Enough Sarita. 376 00:20:06.160 --> 00:20:07.920 You don't have to perform all the rituals today. 377 00:20:08.000 --> 00:20:09.600 You want her to return from the airport itself? 378 00:20:09.680 --> 00:20:11.280 Come dear, we'll drop you home. 379 00:20:11.360 --> 00:20:12.640 No, my car is here. 380 00:20:12.720 --> 00:20:15.520 Then we'll escort you to your car. Come, come, come. 381 00:20:18.440 --> 00:20:19.960 Here comes the bride! 382 00:20:20.040 --> 00:20:22.560 Uncle! - Welcome, Mrs. Malhotra! 383 00:20:22.640 --> 00:20:24.040 Welcome, my child. 384 00:20:25.000 --> 00:20:28.080 What's with this loud "West Delhi" jewelry? 385 00:20:28.240 --> 00:20:29.920 Mother-in-law. - At the airport? 386 00:20:30.000 --> 00:20:32.360 Ya, can you believe it? - Fantastic. 387 00:20:32.840 --> 00:20:34.960 Listen, you should just get married at our house? 388 00:20:35.040 --> 00:20:37.840 Rishabh was saying that they have a farmhouse. 389 00:20:38.520 --> 00:20:40.280 And we can just have all the functions there. 390 00:20:40.920 --> 00:20:44.040 So I've already short-listed 15-20 card designs. 391 00:20:44.120 --> 00:20:46.720 But we'll take you to Chawri Bazaar tomorrow anyway. 392 00:20:46.800 --> 00:20:49.120 Oh, this is gonna be so much fun. 393 00:20:49.280 --> 00:20:51.040 Not tomorrow. I'm meeting dad. 394 00:20:54.320 --> 00:20:55.400 At the club. 395 00:20:56.240 --> 00:20:57.400 For lunch. 396 00:20:59.400 --> 00:21:01.000 Do you guys speak often? 397 00:21:01.120 --> 00:21:04.720 Hmmm... Yeah, I mean on birthdays, festivals, 398 00:21:05.440 --> 00:21:06.920 special occasions. 399 00:21:07.200 --> 00:21:09.080 I saw him in court last month... 400 00:21:09.480 --> 00:21:11.000 With that tacky CR Park slut. 401 00:21:11.080 --> 00:21:13.000 Cookie! - Sorry... 402 00:21:13.760 --> 00:21:15.480 Lady of the night. 403 00:21:24.320 --> 00:21:27.040 Kishan and I are so disappointed that you aren't staying with us. 404 00:21:27.280 --> 00:21:28.880 You should've stayed with us this time. 405 00:21:36.600 --> 00:21:37.720 Comfortable? 406 00:21:45.120 --> 00:21:47.800 Next time, Paromita. - Let it be, dear. 407 00:21:48.000 --> 00:21:50.360 She's obviously more comfortable at her uncle's place. 408 00:21:51.080 --> 00:21:53.280 Okay let me know, if there's any thing I can do for the wedding. 409 00:21:53.360 --> 00:21:55.360 And I also wanted you to know that... 410 00:21:55.560 --> 00:21:56.640 We're there for you. 411 00:21:58.880 --> 00:22:00.360 This is Mrs. Puri. 412 00:22:01.600 --> 00:22:02.520 Yes. 413 00:22:06.240 --> 00:22:09.440 Hi! How are you? It's been so long! 414 00:22:18.120 --> 00:22:21.320 So he's a corporate lawyer. Lives in GK. 415 00:22:22.440 --> 00:22:23.440 This one? 416 00:22:23.520 --> 00:22:24.880 I'm meeting a prospective groom. 417 00:22:24.960 --> 00:22:26.360 Not charging by the hour. 418 00:22:26.440 --> 00:22:28.240 Show me something knee-length. 419 00:22:29.560 --> 00:22:32.920 Lives in GK. He likes reading, traveling, music. 420 00:22:33.160 --> 00:22:35.560 I think Nirmal is completely... - Nirmal? 421 00:22:36.760 --> 00:22:39.280 You're gonna have sex with someone called Nirmal? 422 00:22:39.920 --> 00:22:42.000 Sakshi, I just can't talk to you. 423 00:22:42.080 --> 00:22:44.920 Like Vineet is a very cool name! 424 00:22:46.600 --> 00:22:49.240 No chance! 126 days, not a drag. 425 00:22:49.320 --> 00:22:51.440 By the way, your market value has really dropped... 426 00:22:51.520 --> 00:22:52.640 after banging your boss. 427 00:22:52.720 --> 00:22:54.720 That's disgusting, Sakshi. Language. 428 00:22:54.800 --> 00:22:56.840 And I wasn't "banging" him. 429 00:22:56.920 --> 00:22:58.520 We were in a relationship. 430 00:22:58.600 --> 00:23:01.760 Er... Avni, he was married. 431 00:23:01.840 --> 00:23:04.600 With kids. - I didn't know that. 432 00:23:04.680 --> 00:23:07.040 He's the one who was married. He's the one who had kids. 433 00:23:07.120 --> 00:23:09.160 But I got branded as the whore of Tees Hazari! 434 00:23:09.240 --> 00:23:11.360 *** double standards! 435 00:23:11.440 --> 00:23:13.640 Why do I end up with all the freaks? 436 00:23:13.720 --> 00:23:17.680 So you thought... this time I'll just let Mummy decide!? 437 00:23:17.840 --> 00:23:19.880 So? What's wrong with that? 438 00:23:19.960 --> 00:23:22.680 I don't know about you, but I don't want to be alone. 439 00:23:23.160 --> 00:23:24.640 I want everything. 440 00:23:24.720 --> 00:23:27.280 Marriage, kids, I want it. 441 00:23:27.480 --> 00:23:28.440 I want it all. 442 00:23:28.520 --> 00:23:31.400 Hello, hello, give it to me baby! 443 00:23:31.480 --> 00:23:34.120 Sakshi! Put it back! - You are a complete package. 444 00:23:34.200 --> 00:23:36.920 Saint on the outside... slut on the inside. 445 00:23:37.000 --> 00:23:40.440 That horny boss of yours must have loved you. 446 00:23:44.120 --> 00:23:45.560 Eh... Nirmal? 447 00:23:46.120 --> 00:23:47.440 Avni! Hi. 448 00:23:47.760 --> 00:23:49.840 Nice to meet you. - So nice to meet you. 449 00:23:51.240 --> 00:23:52.320 Yeah. 450 00:23:52.920 --> 00:23:54.920 Yeah that's... But let's talk about you. 451 00:23:55.000 --> 00:23:58.600 So you are lawyer at Tees Hazari? That's really good. 452 00:23:58.680 --> 00:24:00.440 Please!! Have you ever been to Tees Hazari? 453 00:24:00.560 --> 00:24:02.160 Paan-stained corridors, 454 00:24:02.240 --> 00:24:05.240 pathetic canteen and bathrooms... quite a sight. 455 00:24:05.320 --> 00:24:06.880 Yeah. Very dirty. 456 00:24:06.960 --> 00:24:08.800 You corporate lawyers have it good. 457 00:24:08.880 --> 00:24:14.040 AC offices, top shot clients, holidays in Spain. 458 00:24:14.200 --> 00:24:16.560 How do you know that I went to Spain? 459 00:24:18.720 --> 00:24:19.840 How do you know? 460 00:24:22.000 --> 00:24:23.200 Actually... 461 00:24:23.840 --> 00:24:27.120 Actually, I... I checked you out on Facebook. 462 00:24:29.040 --> 00:24:31.160 Sorry. - Excuse me. 463 00:24:32.960 --> 00:24:34.240 Yes, Mamma? - What're you doing? 464 00:24:34.360 --> 00:24:35.240 You guys are talking? 465 00:24:35.320 --> 00:24:36.400 'Nirmal?' 466 00:24:36.480 --> 00:24:38.720 'You're gonna have sex with someone called Nirmal?' 467 00:24:38.800 --> 00:24:40.680 No. Just... having dinner. Tell me. 468 00:24:40.760 --> 00:24:43.120 Don't forget to discuss the contract. 469 00:24:43.200 --> 00:24:45.360 Better safe than sorry. - No, it's okay. 470 00:24:45.440 --> 00:24:47.240 Okay, I'll be there. Good night. 471 00:24:48.560 --> 00:24:49.480 Mom. 472 00:24:49.560 --> 00:24:51.160 You're pretty close to you mom huh? 473 00:24:51.240 --> 00:24:52.480 Yeah. Very. 474 00:24:52.600 --> 00:24:53.640 Me too. 475 00:24:55.280 --> 00:24:59.000 Avni, can I ask you something? 476 00:24:59.200 --> 00:25:00.680 Yeah sure, go ahead. 477 00:25:00.760 --> 00:25:03.920 See, I know this may sound a little unromantic, but... 478 00:25:04.800 --> 00:25:07.160 What do you think about signing a contract before marriage? 479 00:25:09.200 --> 00:25:11.240 A contract? 480 00:25:11.320 --> 00:25:13.680 You mean like a prenup? 481 00:25:14.080 --> 00:25:15.920 Please don't misunderstand. 482 00:25:16.440 --> 00:25:18.560 Everything is so complicated these days that... 483 00:25:18.640 --> 00:25:20.880 I mean, I just... 484 00:25:21.280 --> 00:25:24.080 Frankly, It's important for both of us. 485 00:25:24.560 --> 00:25:25.960 And mamma was also saying that... 486 00:25:26.040 --> 00:25:28.440 Of course not. I'm a lawyer. 487 00:25:28.520 --> 00:25:31.440 I mean, in fact, I'm a divorce lawyer. 488 00:25:31.520 --> 00:25:34.960 Who will understand this better than me? 489 00:25:35.880 --> 00:25:37.200 I really like you. 490 00:25:37.560 --> 00:25:39.040 I really do. 491 00:25:42.760 --> 00:25:46.040 'You are invited to bless the maariage of Rishab and Kalandi.' 492 00:26:25.280 --> 00:26:26.440 Come. 493 00:26:36.240 --> 00:26:39.280 "Teri Maa Ka Phone Meri Maa Ka Phone Sab Ki Maa Ka.." 494 00:26:39.360 --> 00:26:43.720 "Maa Ka Phone Aaya Maa Ka Phone Aaya." 495 00:26:44.360 --> 00:26:47.120 Yes, Mother? - Kunkun Aunty called. 496 00:26:47.200 --> 00:26:49.840 Were you having some sort of an affair in London? 497 00:26:50.040 --> 00:26:52.000 I am gonna *** that Kunkun Aunty up. I will... 498 00:26:52.080 --> 00:26:53.840 Vineet's aunt was telling her that. 499 00:26:55.000 --> 00:26:58.440 Mom, please stop listening to all the *** these aunties say. 500 00:26:58.520 --> 00:27:00.280 Goodbye. - Bye. 501 00:27:02.360 --> 00:27:03.880 Bloody dog... 502 00:27:04.120 --> 00:27:05.320 Who was it? 503 00:27:05.840 --> 00:27:07.360 No one. Airtel. 504 00:27:09.640 --> 00:27:10.720 Listen... 505 00:27:11.200 --> 00:27:15.160 Had Vineet asked you to sign a contract before marriage 506 00:27:15.240 --> 00:27:16.120 would you have gone ahead? 507 00:27:16.200 --> 00:27:18.280 With what face? That cheap *** 508 00:27:18.360 --> 00:27:20.080 I am the one who should have asked for a contract. 509 00:27:20.720 --> 00:27:21.680 Hmm. 510 00:27:23.640 --> 00:27:25.800 Has Meera landed? - Yes, just. 511 00:27:40.040 --> 00:27:43.320 Hey Bride-to-be, lets see that face! 512 00:27:45.280 --> 00:27:46.360 Missed you. 513 00:28:13.760 --> 00:28:15.720 Hi, baby. - Hello? 514 00:28:15.880 --> 00:28:18.840 Kalindi? It's me, Mamma. 515 00:28:19.280 --> 00:28:20.200 Yes, Aunty! 516 00:28:20.280 --> 00:28:22.160 Actually, Shishu is sleeping. 517 00:28:22.680 --> 00:28:24.200 I needed that ring. 518 00:28:24.280 --> 00:28:26.200 Ring? What ring? 519 00:28:26.280 --> 00:28:27.640 The one he proposed to you with. 520 00:28:27.720 --> 00:28:29.560 He'll give you back at the engagement function. 521 00:28:29.640 --> 00:28:31.760 Shishu is absolutely useless. He forgot to tell you. 522 00:28:31.840 --> 00:28:33.200 One more thing, 523 00:28:33.280 --> 00:28:35.560 according to our customs, we'll present you with a veil. 524 00:28:35.640 --> 00:28:38.040 Keep it carefully, you'll need to use it for... 525 00:28:38.120 --> 00:28:39.520 the annual marital fast. - Okay. 526 00:28:39.600 --> 00:28:41.400 You might want to write all this down. 527 00:28:41.480 --> 00:28:42.920 You'll need rock salt. 528 00:28:43.000 --> 00:28:47.400 Dear, we also believe in... - Okay, Aunty. 529 00:28:47.480 --> 00:28:50.800 We 'll also be performing a ceremony to welcome you. - Okay. 530 00:28:50.880 --> 00:28:54.640 Also we worship the Goddess of... 531 00:28:54.720 --> 00:28:56.760 Got all that? That's all. 532 00:28:56.840 --> 00:28:58.200 Okay, Aunty. - Okay, dear. 533 00:28:58.280 --> 00:28:59.600 Okay. 534 00:29:00.400 --> 00:29:03.040 Help! Come over ASAP! 535 00:29:13.560 --> 00:29:15.480 Move... you're half blind. 536 00:29:15.560 --> 00:29:17.280 Golguppas... for everyone! And keep them coming. 537 00:29:17.360 --> 00:29:19.960 Only diet ones for her. - What the hell! No. 538 00:29:20.040 --> 00:29:22.240 Then she says, I have so many ideas. 539 00:29:22.320 --> 00:29:24.280 I suggest we do a theme. I suggest we serve a Bengali fish dish. 540 00:29:24.360 --> 00:29:25.920 I suggest you go *** yourself. 541 00:29:29.440 --> 00:29:30.480 What happened? 542 00:29:31.040 --> 00:29:33.960 So is Paromita going to sit beside Uncle at the wedding ceremony? 543 00:29:34.040 --> 00:29:35.360 What? No. 544 00:29:35.800 --> 00:29:38.400 Actually, *** it. Let her. I just don't care anymore. 545 00:29:38.640 --> 00:29:40.080 Cookie Uncle is gonna shoot her. 546 00:29:40.240 --> 00:29:42.120 I'm tired of making all these decisions. 547 00:29:42.200 --> 00:29:44.360 Check out some of Avni's potential husbands. 548 00:29:44.440 --> 00:29:45.480 Driver... 549 00:29:46.120 --> 00:29:47.680 Orphan, rapist! - Stop it. 550 00:29:47.760 --> 00:29:50.080 This one, below poverty line. 551 00:29:51.520 --> 00:29:52.440 Arranged marriage? 552 00:29:52.520 --> 00:29:53.800 I mean Avni seriously! 553 00:29:53.920 --> 00:29:56.360 Inspite of being with Rishabh for three years, I'm *** scared. 554 00:29:56.480 --> 00:29:58.640 Thank you. Knock some sense into her. 555 00:29:58.720 --> 00:30:00.560 You had a love marriage. Had fun? 556 00:30:00.640 --> 00:30:01.720 It didn't even last a year bro. 557 00:30:01.800 --> 00:30:03.560 Guys, I love him. 558 00:30:03.640 --> 00:30:05.080 Remember? 559 00:30:05.280 --> 00:30:08.280 "Papa... Papa I wanna have a destination wedding, okay?" 560 00:30:09.440 --> 00:30:11.000 Somehow you guys always end up riding my ass? 561 00:30:11.080 --> 00:30:12.920 Because it's you. Can't help it! 562 00:30:13.000 --> 00:30:14.280 Anyway, I am almost thirty. 563 00:30:14.360 --> 00:30:17.240 You get introduced through friends or parents, it's the same thing. 564 00:30:17.840 --> 00:30:20.760 Please Avni, stop quoting your mother. 565 00:30:20.840 --> 00:30:25.280 Let me be! Just let me be... Aunty. Yes, Aunty? 566 00:30:25.400 --> 00:30:27.320 I just wanted to discuss the timing for the meet 567 00:30:27.440 --> 00:30:28.680 and greet function tomorrow. - How much do I have to pay you? 568 00:30:28.760 --> 00:30:32.320 Our priest suggested that you should come between 8:30 and 9:00. 569 00:30:32.440 --> 00:30:34.520 Okay? I don't like to force you. 570 00:30:34.600 --> 00:30:36.040 But our priest suggested, 571 00:30:36.120 --> 00:30:37.680 since you'll be coming home for the first time... 572 00:30:37.760 --> 00:30:40.160 it should be at an auspicious hour. Okay? 573 00:30:40.240 --> 00:30:42.400 No, everything will be very casual. There is no formality. 574 00:30:42.480 --> 00:30:43.840 Its just our families meeting. 575 00:30:43.920 --> 00:30:46.960 So just wear something white or red. 576 00:30:49.520 --> 00:30:52.200 Keep this here. Be careful. 577 00:30:52.400 --> 00:30:54.080 These have to be delivered at the groom's house. 578 00:30:57.200 --> 00:30:58.560 What happened? - Avni! 579 00:30:58.680 --> 00:31:00.240 Arjun! - How are you? 580 00:31:00.360 --> 00:31:02.360 Hi... I... I'm good. 581 00:31:03.640 --> 00:31:06.160 Congratulations. - What the ***! 582 00:31:06.240 --> 00:31:07.080 Your child? 583 00:31:07.160 --> 00:31:09.880 It... it... it's not mine. That's Meera's son. 584 00:31:09.960 --> 00:31:11.040 Oh. 585 00:31:13.440 --> 00:31:14.400 How is aunty? 586 00:31:14.480 --> 00:31:16.800 Just as she was... Crazy. 587 00:31:21.160 --> 00:31:23.000 I'm glad you changed your mind. 588 00:31:24.280 --> 00:31:26.240 About? - Kids. 589 00:31:29.000 --> 00:31:31.400 Yeah. That... 590 00:31:32.880 --> 00:31:33.960 He's very cute. 591 00:31:34.040 --> 00:31:35.320 Dear let's go. 592 00:31:35.400 --> 00:31:37.880 I gotta go. So... See you. 593 00:31:37.960 --> 00:31:39.440 Ok... Bye. 594 00:31:48.440 --> 00:31:49.760 My baby. 595 00:31:53.560 --> 00:31:55.200 So you and Vineet...? 596 00:31:56.200 --> 00:31:57.360 Are you sure? 597 00:31:58.600 --> 00:31:59.920 Can I say I don't know? 598 00:32:01.000 --> 00:32:03.000 Just don't say anything to Avni, please. 599 00:32:06.120 --> 00:32:10.400 So after this epic disaster of yours, any marriage advice for me? 600 00:32:10.800 --> 00:32:13.520 Yes. Run *** run! 601 00:32:13.600 --> 00:32:16.520 "Doors are closed, walls are thick to boost." 602 00:32:16.600 --> 00:32:17.760 "Why do you hesitate..." 603 00:32:17.840 --> 00:32:19.840 "just drop the bass." - Don't you know how to drive? 604 00:32:19.920 --> 00:32:25.080 Bharat Matrimony has sent the profiles of three more boys. 605 00:32:25.440 --> 00:32:27.360 I really liked one of them. 606 00:32:27.880 --> 00:32:30.920 He's very nice. He's tall, fair and has a good job. 607 00:32:31.000 --> 00:32:34.360 Just missing a few strands hair on his head. 608 00:32:34.480 --> 00:32:37.680 "There's so much to say, lazy nights are wasting away." 609 00:32:37.760 --> 00:32:41.240 "Make these nights lively, drop the bass, anyway." 610 00:32:41.320 --> 00:32:44.240 "I'd say no otherwise..." 611 00:32:44.320 --> 00:32:46.160 "I'd say no otherwise..." 612 00:32:46.240 --> 00:32:51.000 "Today my inhibitions have gone for a ride." 613 00:32:51.080 --> 00:32:56.120 "I won't give in without a fight." 614 00:32:56.280 --> 00:32:58.320 "Drop the bass, mate." 615 00:33:00.920 --> 00:33:02.440 All right ladies. 616 00:33:02.800 --> 00:33:05.640 We are officially in west side of Delhi now. 617 00:33:06.640 --> 00:33:08.720 I should've worn a traditional dress. 618 00:33:09.400 --> 00:33:10.920 "Love is..." 619 00:33:11.000 --> 00:33:13.800 You should've brought Keshav Uncle with you. 620 00:33:14.120 --> 00:33:15.720 Malhotras should meet our family, 621 00:33:15.800 --> 00:33:18.520 one fruit basket at a time. - Don't touch, it's looking good. 622 00:33:19.280 --> 00:33:21.240 Hey, I don't mind! 623 00:33:21.320 --> 00:33:22.600 My look! 624 00:33:23.960 --> 00:33:26.160 Her father will never stop being stingy. 625 00:33:26.720 --> 00:33:28.920 He brings one bottle with him and that too some local ***. 626 00:33:29.000 --> 00:33:31.640 Hi, Uncle. Hi, Aunty. - Hi uncle. Hello ma'am. 627 00:33:32.960 --> 00:33:34.200 Kishan. 628 00:33:34.600 --> 00:33:35.760 Hello, Cookie. 629 00:33:40.080 --> 00:33:41.200 Shall we? 630 00:33:41.280 --> 00:33:43.040 Did you take out the booze from the car? 631 00:33:43.120 --> 00:33:44.440 Hello uncle. - After you. 632 00:33:49.480 --> 00:33:51.000 Come. Come. 633 00:33:51.760 --> 00:33:52.920 Aunty! 634 00:33:54.200 --> 00:33:57.320 She is your mother-in-law's husband's sister's grand daughter. 635 00:33:57.840 --> 00:34:01.880 Kalindi, why don't you give us a Shishu Junior soon. 636 00:34:01.960 --> 00:34:03.480 Right, Sarita? 637 00:34:10.240 --> 00:34:11.320 Aunty? 638 00:34:11.920 --> 00:34:13.240 Are you alright? 639 00:34:16.480 --> 00:34:20.320 You know, I always wanted a daughter. 640 00:34:20.400 --> 00:34:25.280 So when Shishu was young, I loved dressing him up... frocks 641 00:34:25.360 --> 00:34:26.880 clips... 642 00:34:33.800 --> 00:34:35.200 I'm glad you've come into our lives. 643 00:34:48.400 --> 00:34:50.680 I was in fact going to suggest the community hall. 644 00:34:50.760 --> 00:34:52.080 Community hall? 645 00:34:52.440 --> 00:34:53.760 Oh God! Take me. 646 00:34:53.840 --> 00:34:55.640 What will people think!? 647 00:34:55.960 --> 00:34:58.240 A farmhouse has a charm of its own. 648 00:34:58.320 --> 00:35:00.640 We were actually hoping for a destination wedding. 649 00:35:00.720 --> 00:35:02.240 'Destination wedding?' 650 00:35:02.880 --> 00:35:03.880 Can I make it hard? 651 00:35:03.960 --> 00:35:05.520 What? - The drink. 652 00:35:06.560 --> 00:35:07.920 No, thank you. 653 00:35:11.760 --> 00:35:13.320 Are you from Khalsa College? 654 00:35:13.640 --> 00:35:14.680 Not at all. 655 00:35:15.280 --> 00:35:16.400 KMC? 656 00:35:16.760 --> 00:35:18.360 Actually, Simbi. 657 00:35:18.440 --> 00:35:20.520 Ah... Pune! 658 00:35:20.600 --> 00:35:22.920 I've done my fair share of dirty dancing there! 659 00:35:23.920 --> 00:35:25.720 I haven't been for a while. 660 00:35:26.880 --> 00:35:28.160 That's too bad. 661 00:35:28.240 --> 00:35:30.920 I'm sure the girls of Pune must be in despair. 662 00:35:31.080 --> 00:35:32.520 Excuse me, please. 663 00:35:39.480 --> 00:35:40.760 Beautiful. 664 00:35:41.200 --> 00:35:44.080 And our guest list is pretty big. 665 00:35:44.160 --> 00:35:46.560 Tell me... how are 1000 people. - 1000 people. 666 00:35:46.680 --> 00:35:48.680 Supposed to fit in a community hall? 667 00:35:49.280 --> 00:35:52.440 Right. - You don't understand. 668 00:35:52.640 --> 00:35:54.200 'A thousand guests?' 669 00:35:54.720 --> 00:35:59.560 Can you see this colorful circus she is marrying into? 670 00:35:59.640 --> 00:36:02.760 As if yours was intimate private affair!? 671 00:36:03.080 --> 00:36:05.160 Make it stronger. - Papa? 672 00:36:05.840 --> 00:36:06.960 1000 guests? 673 00:36:07.040 --> 00:36:09.400 We had decided not to have more than 200 guests. 674 00:36:10.400 --> 00:36:13.040 We've emptied many a bottle at other people's weddings. 675 00:36:13.160 --> 00:36:14.680 Now when it's our turn to host, 676 00:36:14.760 --> 00:36:16.280 should we... just show them the finger!? 677 00:36:16.480 --> 00:36:18.920 What sh*t he talks. 678 00:36:20.480 --> 00:36:23.120 Uncle, we wanted to keep it simple. 679 00:36:23.200 --> 00:36:26.640 Kalindi, I've been dreaming about his wedding since he was a baby. 680 00:36:26.720 --> 00:36:27.960 Besides, you guys don't even live here. 681 00:36:28.040 --> 00:36:30.840 Mom what's the need for all this fuss? 682 00:36:31.080 --> 00:36:33.440 Honestly, we'll be happy to get married in a temple. 683 00:36:33.600 --> 00:36:36.280 Have you been smoking weed? 684 00:36:37.120 --> 00:36:38.800 Get married in a temple. 685 00:36:38.880 --> 00:36:40.560 You tell me. 686 00:36:40.640 --> 00:36:42.200 This is the first wedding in the family. - Yes. 687 00:36:42.280 --> 00:36:45.640 Don't we need to maintain relations face society? 688 00:36:45.920 --> 00:36:48.600 Bro, I don't see your wife anywhere? 689 00:36:49.800 --> 00:36:52.160 No, I'm happily unmarried. 690 00:36:52.320 --> 00:36:55.480 Oh! Best decision you've made. 691 00:36:57.720 --> 00:36:59.640 What did I ask you? 692 00:37:00.560 --> 00:37:02.120 I'm really sorry, Kaloo. 693 00:37:04.000 --> 00:37:07.200 You know what, I'm just gonna go down and ask them to *** off. 694 00:37:07.280 --> 00:37:08.320 Wait. 695 00:37:09.320 --> 00:37:10.280 Relax. 696 00:37:13.720 --> 00:37:15.080 Don't pick a fight. 697 00:37:15.440 --> 00:37:18.800 Your mom is so excited. She'll be hurt. 698 00:37:21.280 --> 00:37:23.160 What other choice do we have? 699 00:37:23.520 --> 00:37:24.880 I know. 700 00:37:25.760 --> 00:37:27.280 It's just a matter of a few days. 701 00:37:28.280 --> 00:37:29.560 We'll manage. 702 00:37:32.120 --> 00:37:34.160 I love you, Kaloo. 703 00:37:35.720 --> 00:37:38.400 You are.. - Sarita. 704 00:37:38.480 --> 00:37:40.440 There they are! - Oh no. 705 00:37:43.360 --> 00:37:44.640 Santosh Aunty... - Yes. 706 00:37:44.720 --> 00:37:46.280 Hello. - And mummy too. 707 00:37:46.640 --> 00:37:49.320 How did you like your room? Nice, isn't it? 708 00:37:49.440 --> 00:37:51.280 Forget all this and come with me. 709 00:37:51.360 --> 00:37:52.480 I want to show you something. 710 00:37:52.560 --> 00:37:54.720 C'mon, hurry up. Come with me. 711 00:37:54.840 --> 00:37:57.760 Where do you think you're going? Stay here. 712 00:37:59.640 --> 00:38:01.000 I should stay here. 713 00:38:05.400 --> 00:38:07.680 See? How pretty it is! 714 00:38:07.760 --> 00:38:11.120 You're going to look like a fairy princess in it. 715 00:38:12.880 --> 00:38:16.960 And Kalindi, you can easily wear it in Australia as well. 716 00:38:25.120 --> 00:38:27.240 Rishabh! Rishabh! 717 00:38:27.320 --> 00:38:28.840 Go home, I'll join you. 718 00:38:39.440 --> 00:38:42.120 When I got married, I weighed only 42 kilos. 719 00:38:42.200 --> 00:38:44.040 I wore western clothes, just like you do. 720 00:38:44.120 --> 00:38:46.280 Kalindi, did you see their drawing room? 721 00:38:46.880 --> 00:38:47.840 Brother? - Hmm? 722 00:38:47.960 --> 00:38:50.520 Tell me what you feel about this for the Sangeet Function? 723 00:38:51.560 --> 00:38:52.600 For you? 724 00:38:53.040 --> 00:38:54.160 For her. 725 00:38:55.640 --> 00:38:58.200 Fantastic! Let's make her try it on. 726 00:39:02.120 --> 00:39:04.520 "Elders advice." 727 00:39:04.600 --> 00:39:07.200 "Dressing up is a vice." 728 00:39:07.280 --> 00:39:09.840 "Be careful, for you'll set fire." 729 00:39:09.920 --> 00:39:12.640 "If you dress up to aspire, everyone's gonna admire." 730 00:39:13.440 --> 00:39:14.960 "I'll put on a bright lipstick..." 731 00:39:15.040 --> 00:39:17.520 "Walk in a short skirt, I admit." 732 00:39:17.600 --> 00:39:20.080 "Dance in the club, like I give a ***." 733 00:39:20.160 --> 00:39:22.720 "If you dress up to aspire, everyone's gonna admire." 734 00:39:23.200 --> 00:39:25.640 "Dress up all you want today." 735 00:39:25.720 --> 00:39:28.200 "Dance as much as you want today." 736 00:39:28.320 --> 00:39:32.600 "I'm crazy about you, for you, I'd even keep god at bay." 737 00:39:32.680 --> 00:39:34.960 "Lose your inhibitions..." 738 00:39:37.560 --> 00:39:42.840 "Lose your inhibitions." "Let go of the traditions." 739 00:39:42.920 --> 00:39:47.880 "Lose your inhibitions. "Let go of the traditions." 740 00:39:47.960 --> 00:39:53.240 "Lose your inhibitions. "Let go of the traditions." 741 00:39:53.440 --> 00:39:55.000 Meera, I'm taking Kabir to the park... 742 00:39:55.080 --> 00:39:57.320 Will be back in half an hour. - Okay, Aunty. 743 00:39:57.400 --> 00:39:59.000 Absolutely. Please. 744 00:39:59.520 --> 00:40:01.640 Okay. - Kabir, don't trouble grandma, okay? 745 00:40:01.720 --> 00:40:03.240 Okay, Mamma. 746 00:40:04.320 --> 00:40:06.440 What? - Grandma! ***, grandma? 747 00:40:06.600 --> 00:40:08.320 You're gonna leave 748 00:40:08.400 --> 00:40:10.720 and then grandma's gonna make my life miserable. 749 00:40:11.200 --> 00:40:16.120 "Let the world taunt, we don't care a damn." 750 00:40:16.200 --> 00:40:21.400 "Lose your inhibitions. Let go of the traditions." 751 00:40:21.480 --> 00:40:26.320 "We will do what our hearts say we can." 752 00:40:26.400 --> 00:40:31.440 "Lose your inhibitions. Let go of the traditions." 753 00:40:31.520 --> 00:40:34.760 "Dress up all you want today." 754 00:40:34.840 --> 00:40:37.400 "Dance as much as you want today." 755 00:40:37.480 --> 00:40:41.680 "I'm crazy about you, for you, I'd even keep god at bay." 756 00:40:41.760 --> 00:40:45.360 "Lose your inhibitions. Let go of the traditions." 757 00:40:46.720 --> 00:40:51.600 "Lose your inhibitions. Let go of the traditions." 758 00:40:51.720 --> 00:40:57.040 "Lose your inhibitions. Let go of the traditions." 759 00:40:57.120 --> 00:41:02.200 "Lose your inhibitions. Let go of the traditions." 760 00:41:02.280 --> 00:41:06.800 "Lose your inhibitions. Let go of the traditions." 761 00:41:17.600 --> 00:41:19.560 "Lose your inhibitions..." 762 00:41:23.720 --> 00:41:26.040 Have designers in Delhi lost their mind? 763 00:41:26.240 --> 00:41:28.400 Everyone in Delhi has lost their mind. - Seriously. 764 00:41:28.480 --> 00:41:30.560 If you want to afford one of these, sell off your kidneys. 765 00:41:31.000 --> 00:41:32.040 Bade Papa! 766 00:41:32.920 --> 00:41:34.600 Bade Papa? - Go. 767 00:41:34.680 --> 00:41:37.360 Do not come to us, when your husband leaves you. 768 00:41:37.440 --> 00:41:38.840 Go say something. 769 00:41:40.320 --> 00:41:41.760 Go, Meera. 770 00:41:52.920 --> 00:41:54.120 Yes, I am fine. 771 00:41:54.840 --> 00:41:57.200 I... I guess I just didn't expect to see him. 772 00:41:58.720 --> 00:42:00.160 No John, you don't have to come. 773 00:42:00.800 --> 00:42:01.920 Yeah, I'm sure. 774 00:42:03.520 --> 00:42:04.760 Enough bro! 775 00:42:04.880 --> 00:42:06.000 How much are you planning on drinking? 776 00:42:06.120 --> 00:42:07.320 You only have one liver. 777 00:42:08.640 --> 00:42:10.280 Here. - Bye, I love you. 778 00:42:11.920 --> 00:42:13.080 Bye. 779 00:42:14.680 --> 00:42:17.040 Why haven't you told Bade Papa about Kabir yet? 780 00:42:17.400 --> 00:42:18.520 Why should I? 781 00:42:18.680 --> 00:42:20.440 He hasn't accepted my husband yet. 782 00:42:23.520 --> 00:42:24.960 Not accepting John is still fine. 783 00:42:26.800 --> 00:42:32.320 But honestly, if he says anything against Kabir... I mean even just, 784 00:42:34.920 --> 00:42:36.200 Are you happy? 785 00:42:37.440 --> 00:42:40.760 Darling who wouldn't be happy with John's john? 786 00:42:41.280 --> 00:42:42.960 Well done. - Sick! 787 00:42:43.080 --> 00:42:44.080 Thank the stars that John... 788 00:42:44.200 --> 00:42:46.080 doesn't understand half the *** you say. 789 00:42:46.200 --> 00:42:47.560 He is learning Hindi these days. 790 00:42:49.120 --> 00:42:53.560 He's been at it with those English to Hindi dictionaries. 791 00:42:53.800 --> 00:42:58.280 Oh by the way, guess what an orgasm is called in Hindi, ladies. 792 00:42:58.520 --> 00:43:00.240 Pleasure Peak. 793 00:43:00.680 --> 00:43:02.000 Pleasure WHAT? 794 00:43:02.120 --> 00:43:05.000 Peak, baby... Peak. 795 00:43:05.600 --> 00:43:07.680 Kkkkkkk. - Shall we? 796 00:43:07.800 --> 00:43:09.800 Let's go find Pleasure Peak. 797 00:43:11.800 --> 00:43:13.080 Let's go to Kaloo's house. 798 00:43:16.040 --> 00:43:17.320 Meera, quit messing around. 799 00:43:17.440 --> 00:43:18.840 Why, aren't you Ms. Fitness? 800 00:43:18.960 --> 00:43:20.600 You're the voluptuous one. - Avni! 801 00:43:20.720 --> 00:43:22.480 Guys, this is illegal. 802 00:43:26.480 --> 00:43:30.320 Shaanti Niwas now looks more like a haunted house. - *** 803 00:43:30.920 --> 00:43:31.800 Look at the condition of this place... 804 00:43:31.920 --> 00:43:35.640 Your dad and Cookie Uncle should sell it off to some builder. 805 00:43:38.240 --> 00:43:39.680 Ya... and just be done with it. 806 00:43:46.400 --> 00:43:47.520 Wow! 807 00:43:48.720 --> 00:43:50.000 Bro... 808 00:43:50.120 --> 00:43:52.320 Cookie Uncle has hit the jackpot. 809 00:43:52.600 --> 00:43:54.800 I can't believe he has all of this. 810 00:43:54.920 --> 00:43:56.600 He has everything. 811 00:44:01.360 --> 00:44:03.400 Wow, look at this dress guys! 812 00:44:06.760 --> 00:44:09.240 Kaloo, is this dress still here? 813 00:44:48.880 --> 00:44:51.920 Kaloo... So, what happened exactly? 814 00:44:52.080 --> 00:44:55.440 I know that after aunty passed away 815 00:44:56.040 --> 00:44:59.120 uncle married Paromita... 816 00:44:59.200 --> 00:45:01.000 like immediately. 817 00:45:01.120 --> 00:45:02.760 Ya I ran off to Australia. 818 00:45:03.240 --> 00:45:05.880 After that, dad and Cookie uncle started fighting. 819 00:45:06.080 --> 00:45:07.520 Yelling... shouting everyday. 820 00:45:07.640 --> 00:45:09.120 She can sell whatever she wants. 821 00:45:09.240 --> 00:45:10.120 No, she cannot. 822 00:45:10.240 --> 00:45:11.520 She will! - She can't! 823 00:45:14.040 --> 00:45:16.480 One day Dad and Paromita went out of town. 824 00:45:16.760 --> 00:45:18.280 And then Cookie Uncle... 825 00:45:18.680 --> 00:45:21.160 Wow, he pulled a big one. 826 00:45:24.040 --> 00:45:25.840 They've been fighting in court ever since. 827 00:45:27.040 --> 00:45:31.160 You guys know me... I have no interest in getting married. 828 00:45:31.640 --> 00:45:32.840 Then why are you? 829 00:45:33.800 --> 00:45:36.000 For Rishabh... Obviously. 830 00:45:36.080 --> 00:45:37.360 But you know what? 831 00:45:38.480 --> 00:45:41.240 Sometimes I feel like I'm making a mistake. 832 00:45:41.880 --> 00:45:43.720 Kalindi, you love this guy, right? 833 00:45:44.160 --> 00:45:45.480 Obviously, I love him. 834 00:45:45.600 --> 00:45:47.520 But these new relationships... 835 00:45:47.640 --> 00:45:49.360 and how to deal with them, what to say to whom and how. 836 00:45:49.480 --> 00:45:51.040 It's so exhausting. 837 00:45:51.240 --> 00:45:54.120 Just Wait, this is only the beginning. 838 00:45:54.240 --> 00:45:56.440 Vineet's *** of a mother used to land up every two months. 839 00:45:56.560 --> 00:45:58.560 Sakshi, when will you have kids? 840 00:45:59.200 --> 00:46:01.440 Let's not forget dad and uncle's cold war. 841 00:46:03.960 --> 00:46:05.520 I wish mom were here. 842 00:46:05.840 --> 00:46:07.960 How am I gonna do this without her? 843 00:46:09.400 --> 00:46:10.760 Oh Kaloo! 844 00:46:11.320 --> 00:46:12.880 We're here for you. 845 00:46:13.000 --> 00:46:15.560 Good! Save me when I end up killing everyone. 846 00:46:15.840 --> 00:46:18.400 Kaloo, I am a matrimonial lawyer. 847 00:46:19.520 --> 00:46:22.280 I am fed up of explaining this to you guys. 848 00:46:22.680 --> 00:46:24.560 Aww. - Aww. 849 00:46:25.760 --> 00:46:28.280 Guys, I have some good news. 850 00:46:28.680 --> 00:46:29.760 Don't overact... 851 00:46:29.880 --> 00:46:32.280 But I've decided to shortlist Nirmal. 852 00:46:32.600 --> 00:46:33.840 Huh? 853 00:46:33.960 --> 00:46:36.280 Why? Because of Arjun? 854 00:46:37.600 --> 00:46:39.680 Whatever that was 10 years ago. 855 00:46:40.080 --> 00:46:41.400 Arjun is history. 856 00:46:43.160 --> 00:46:46.400 So the fact that you met him last week... 857 00:46:46.520 --> 00:46:49.800 with his wife and child, has nothing to do with this obviously? 858 00:46:50.160 --> 00:46:51.400 Not at all. 859 00:46:53.240 --> 00:46:54.400 Listen... 860 00:46:54.720 --> 00:46:58.200 When are you going to introduce us to your Nirmu? 861 00:46:59.720 --> 00:47:01.640 Nirmu, Nirmu! 862 00:47:02.280 --> 00:47:04.400 *** me, Nirmu! - Amazing! 863 00:47:04.840 --> 00:47:09.480 Please *** me, Nirmu! Back off! 864 00:47:09.600 --> 00:47:16.840 [CHANTING PRAYERS] 865 00:47:35.120 --> 00:47:39.320 Goyal, I am gonna *** you up. Understood? 866 00:47:39.560 --> 00:47:41.960 Just release my shipment, okay? 867 00:47:43.400 --> 00:47:44.720 Hail the Goddess! 868 00:47:44.840 --> 00:47:48.880 Look at that one. Just... just Look at him! 869 00:47:49.000 --> 00:47:51.320 Why don't I just get married right now? Priest is also here. 870 00:47:54.360 --> 00:47:56.640 Why this granny bun? 871 00:47:56.760 --> 00:47:58.400 Couldn't you let them loose? 872 00:48:05.680 --> 00:48:07.240 Waiter, where's the bar? 873 00:48:08.560 --> 00:48:10.240 C'mon don't say that! 874 00:48:10.360 --> 00:48:12.240 That's a brand new waistcoat. 875 00:48:12.360 --> 00:48:13.600 Bhandari. 876 00:48:15.000 --> 00:48:16.240 Looking for alcohol? 877 00:48:21.240 --> 00:48:23.600 Can the Bride's parents, come forward please. 878 00:48:24.960 --> 00:48:26.240 Please proceed. 879 00:48:28.960 --> 00:48:30.480 The Bride's parents. 880 00:48:33.040 --> 00:48:34.360 Mamma, I want more. 881 00:48:34.480 --> 00:48:37.440 God only knows when you'll give me grandkids. 882 00:48:37.560 --> 00:48:41.160 I don't have to marry for that. 883 00:48:42.520 --> 00:48:46.640 If you carry on like this, We'll have to freeze your eggs. 884 00:48:47.680 --> 00:48:49.040 Mamma! 885 00:48:49.880 --> 00:48:50.840 No, we're pretty close to it. 886 00:48:50.920 --> 00:48:52.360 We're like ten minutes away from the beach. 887 00:48:52.480 --> 00:48:53.560 How lovely. 888 00:48:53.760 --> 00:48:55.720 Kishan, I can't believe you went all the way to Australia... 889 00:48:55.840 --> 00:48:57.240 and didn't see a single beach. 890 00:48:59.960 --> 00:49:01.720 You came to Australia? 891 00:49:01.880 --> 00:49:03.880 Yes, I had some urgent work. 892 00:49:04.000 --> 00:49:05.800 Morning in evening out. 893 00:49:06.760 --> 00:49:08.360 Did you try the sweets, Uncle? 894 00:49:17.880 --> 00:49:19.240 Sarita... 895 00:49:19.360 --> 00:49:20.880 They're right here! 896 00:49:21.760 --> 00:49:23.160 Your mom and dad have left? 897 00:49:23.280 --> 00:49:24.680 Did they eat lunch. 898 00:49:25.520 --> 00:49:26.840 Santosh Aunty, I have repeatedly told you that 899 00:49:26.960 --> 00:49:29.000 she's not Kalindi's mother. Stop calling her that. 900 00:49:29.440 --> 00:49:30.800 Then what do I call her? 901 00:49:35.200 --> 00:49:36.800 This is my step. 902 00:49:36.920 --> 00:49:38.280 You do this one. 903 00:49:38.400 --> 00:49:40.840 And then like this. 904 00:49:40.960 --> 00:49:42.360 This one is mine. 905 00:49:42.480 --> 00:49:43.600 He is here now. 906 00:49:43.720 --> 00:49:45.280 What happened? - Let's go. 907 00:49:45.400 --> 00:49:47.440 Look they are going again. 908 00:49:47.560 --> 00:49:48.880 These guys are too much. 909 00:49:49.000 --> 00:49:50.320 Nirmal. 910 00:49:51.400 --> 00:49:52.640 Hi. - Hi. 911 00:49:52.760 --> 00:49:53.720 Who is he? 912 00:49:53.840 --> 00:49:56.480 Now who is he? - There he is. Go. 913 00:49:56.600 --> 00:49:59.000 Hi. - Hi. Eh... come. 914 00:49:59.640 --> 00:50:01.680 Those are my friends. - Sir, need money to pay the florist. 915 00:50:01.800 --> 00:50:02.920 Come. 916 00:50:03.720 --> 00:50:05.360 Take this. - Thank you, sir. 917 00:50:07.160 --> 00:50:08.800 Can I get something for you? - No, that's okay. 918 00:50:08.920 --> 00:50:10.560 Come, cheers. What's that behind? 919 00:50:10.680 --> 00:50:15.360 Aunty, you see this grass? Brand new from Japan. 920 00:50:15.680 --> 00:50:17.120 Not bad, eh. 921 00:50:17.240 --> 00:50:19.640 Yeah, not bad. - Your "Nirmu" is quite hot. 922 00:50:19.840 --> 00:50:21.040 I say jump him. 923 00:50:21.160 --> 00:50:22.560 Are you mad? 924 00:50:22.680 --> 00:50:24.480 Not before anything's fixed. 925 00:50:24.760 --> 00:50:25.800 What? 926 00:50:25.880 --> 00:50:27.960 I won't even buy a car without a test drive first. 927 00:50:28.080 --> 00:50:31.080 She has packed her "goodies" airtight... 928 00:50:31.200 --> 00:50:32.240 no one can even get a whiff of it. 929 00:50:32.360 --> 00:50:34.240 While they have generously been distributed... 930 00:50:34.360 --> 00:50:35.720 around her office just last month. 931 00:50:35.840 --> 00:50:38.600 "My mesmerizing eyes shine bright." 932 00:50:38.720 --> 00:50:41.480 "Many go wayward, when I come in sight." 933 00:50:41.600 --> 00:50:44.360 "When I groove, they make their move." 934 00:50:44.480 --> 00:50:47.040 "My hot body on fire is what they desire." 935 00:50:47.160 --> 00:50:50.680 Wow chubby, I didn't think you'd be able to pull off these moves. 936 00:50:50.800 --> 00:50:53.400 I thought you couldn't dance to save your life. - Thank you. 937 00:50:53.520 --> 00:50:55.400 You alcoholic less drinking... 938 00:50:55.520 --> 00:50:57.560 more dancing. 939 00:50:58.000 --> 00:51:01.160 He also choreographed Saifeena's wedding. 940 00:51:01.440 --> 00:51:04.240 "My mesmerizing eyes shine bright." 941 00:51:04.360 --> 00:51:07.120 "Many go wayward, when I come in sight." 942 00:51:07.240 --> 00:51:09.960 "When I groove, they make their move." 943 00:51:10.080 --> 00:51:12.520 "My hot body on fire is what they desire." 944 00:51:12.640 --> 00:51:15.360 "Don't be lazy, go for a quickie." 945 00:51:15.480 --> 00:51:18.640 "I have hots for you!" - Yes, mom. 946 00:51:18.760 --> 00:51:20.960 "Hey, the one with naughty intentions..." 947 00:51:21.080 --> 00:51:23.120 "Come on, let me..." 948 00:51:23.720 --> 00:51:25.080 "Kiss you." 949 00:51:26.400 --> 00:51:27.880 "Kiss you." 950 00:51:29.480 --> 00:51:30.760 "Kiss you." 951 00:51:32.560 --> 00:51:34.200 "Come on, let me..." 952 00:51:35.280 --> 00:51:36.600 "Kiss you." 953 00:51:37.960 --> 00:51:39.440 "Kiss you." 954 00:51:41.040 --> 00:51:42.400 "Kiss you." 955 00:51:45.400 --> 00:51:48.680 Sarita, we're bringing home an angel. 956 00:51:49.000 --> 00:51:50.160 I swear. 957 00:51:58.640 --> 00:52:00.320 Hey, come on. 958 00:52:00.440 --> 00:52:02.240 Oh you guys. 959 00:52:02.880 --> 00:52:04.400 Hey kabir. 960 00:52:05.000 --> 00:52:06.360 I really missed you. 961 00:52:06.640 --> 00:52:08.200 Alright. Okay. 962 00:52:09.760 --> 00:52:10.840 Tag... you're it. 963 00:52:19.480 --> 00:52:22.440 Now, Sakshi put the garland around Kabir. 964 00:52:24.880 --> 00:52:26.240 Shut it off. 965 00:52:26.360 --> 00:52:28.000 This is so depressing. 966 00:52:28.760 --> 00:52:30.080 Sweetheart... 967 00:52:30.960 --> 00:52:33.080 We blew up 35 million on her wedding. 968 00:52:34.200 --> 00:52:35.760 Let's watch what we paid for... 969 00:52:36.200 --> 00:52:38.600 Let's watch the movie since we are home. 970 00:52:38.800 --> 00:52:40.520 It will be entertaining. 971 00:52:47.160 --> 00:52:48.360 ***. 972 00:52:50.440 --> 00:52:52.280 I'm Mrs. Malhotra. 973 00:52:58.080 --> 00:53:00.080 Kaloo! Hurry up. We are getting late. 974 00:53:00.200 --> 00:53:01.280 Coming! 975 00:53:23.320 --> 00:53:25.280 Be careful with your dress. 976 00:53:28.440 --> 00:53:30.880 ***. 977 00:53:40.440 --> 00:53:42.360 Welcome my dear. Welcome. - Welcome my dear. Welcome. 978 00:53:42.480 --> 00:53:43.880 I don't see your parents? 979 00:53:44.000 --> 00:53:44.920 Oh, your uncle is here. 980 00:53:45.040 --> 00:53:46.520 Welcome... 981 00:53:48.320 --> 00:53:49.560 That'll do. 982 00:53:49.680 --> 00:53:52.400 Come, dear. Come along. 983 00:53:52.520 --> 00:53:53.840 Yes, we're coming. Please go ahead. 984 00:53:53.960 --> 00:53:55.000 But she'll be all alone. 985 00:53:55.120 --> 00:53:57.960 Ladies and Gentleman, please proceed to the stage... 986 00:53:58.080 --> 00:54:00.560 to meet and greet Kalindi and Rishabh 987 00:54:00.640 --> 00:54:03.080 and give them your blessings. - Oh, my baby! 988 00:54:03.200 --> 00:54:05.640 Not on the stage, Aunty! 989 00:54:06.320 --> 00:54:07.200 Aunty! 990 00:54:07.320 --> 00:54:08.840 Cameraman, photo! 991 00:54:08.960 --> 00:54:11.200 Take it from the center. 992 00:54:12.160 --> 00:54:14.880 From the center. 993 00:54:15.720 --> 00:54:17.040 Hey, Moonga Uncle is here. 994 00:54:17.160 --> 00:54:19.200 Mr. Moonga! - Come Rishab. 995 00:54:19.320 --> 00:54:21.240 Don't worry, he'll come. 996 00:54:21.360 --> 00:54:23.040 Baby, I'll be right back. 997 00:54:23.960 --> 00:54:25.160 Her father will be here soon. 998 00:54:25.280 --> 00:54:26.920 Papa's still not here. 999 00:54:27.480 --> 00:54:29.320 Probably on his way. I'll go and check. 1000 00:54:34.320 --> 00:54:36.240 Where are the *** I call my friends? 1001 00:54:36.920 --> 00:54:39.480 Nothing but strings today? 1002 00:54:39.600 --> 00:54:40.960 Upping your game, eh? 1003 00:54:45.280 --> 00:54:49.040 Guys, I'm thinking... I'll atleast kiss him tonight. 1004 00:54:49.800 --> 00:54:51.280 Yeah baby... just jump him! 1005 00:54:51.400 --> 00:54:53.040 Yeah? - Just do it. 1006 00:54:55.240 --> 00:54:56.320 There he is. 1007 00:54:57.440 --> 00:54:59.640 Go, show him your true colors. 1008 00:55:00.960 --> 00:55:02.000 Nirmal... 1009 00:55:02.120 --> 00:55:03.120 Hi. - Hi. 1010 00:55:03.240 --> 00:55:04.240 Wow! 1011 00:55:05.840 --> 00:55:07.160 You look like... 1012 00:55:08.240 --> 00:55:09.680 Wow. - Thanks. 1013 00:55:17.760 --> 00:55:20.400 Where is Rishab? 1014 00:55:21.200 --> 00:55:23.400 Have you seen Rishabh anywhere? 1015 00:55:23.520 --> 00:55:25.120 He must be around somewhere. 1016 00:55:25.320 --> 00:55:26.360 I'll go find him. 1017 00:55:26.720 --> 00:55:27.680 Hey, hello. 1018 00:55:35.920 --> 00:55:37.920 What are you looking at? Delete that. 1019 00:55:38.840 --> 00:55:40.000 Get me some more. 1020 00:55:40.800 --> 00:55:46.160 "Let's groove together tonight like never before." 1021 00:55:46.280 --> 00:55:47.720 Tonight... 1022 00:55:48.720 --> 00:55:50.720 It's on. - And you...? 1023 00:55:50.880 --> 00:55:52.640 Double on. - Amazing. 1024 00:56:03.960 --> 00:56:05.240 What should I do? 1025 00:56:07.520 --> 00:56:09.360 Nirmu, Nirmu! 1026 00:56:17.600 --> 00:56:18.760 Nirmal, I... 1027 00:56:19.680 --> 00:56:20.480 Nirmal... - Avni... 1028 00:56:20.600 --> 00:56:23.040 I'm looking for a wife, not a hookup. 1029 00:56:23.160 --> 00:56:24.800 But... - I'm sorry I wasted your time. 1030 00:56:24.920 --> 00:56:26.160 But what have I done? 1031 00:56:26.280 --> 00:56:28.480 Please go inside, you're embarrassing yourself. 1032 00:56:28.720 --> 00:56:30.320 Because I tried to kiss you? 1033 00:56:31.560 --> 00:56:33.800 You... You... 1034 00:56:33.920 --> 00:56:36.000 You... ***. 1035 00:56:37.360 --> 00:56:41.280 Who do you think you are? You're just a glorified clerk! 1036 00:56:41.400 --> 00:56:43.080 You think you will reject me? 1037 00:56:43.200 --> 00:56:46.280 I reject you and your contract. 1038 00:56:46.400 --> 00:56:48.160 Don't create a scene, everyone's watching. 1039 00:56:48.240 --> 00:56:50.080 Do you know what's the problem with guys like you? 1040 00:56:50.200 --> 00:56:52.560 You think you want "a modern, independent wife." 1041 00:56:52.640 --> 00:56:54.640 But the truth is, you just want a maid... 1042 00:56:54.720 --> 00:56:55.880 in the background who nods along. 1043 00:56:56.000 --> 00:56:59.560 Mister, you cannot handle a woman like me. - Listen... 1044 00:56:59.680 --> 00:57:01.960 And what kind of a name is Nirmal? 1045 00:57:02.080 --> 00:57:03.720 Why are you getting... - Let me guess. 1046 00:57:03.840 --> 00:57:05.040 Your mother must have named you. 1047 00:57:05.160 --> 00:57:06.800 You know what it's bloody stupid. 1048 00:57:06.920 --> 00:57:08.240 Go back to your mama. 1049 00:57:08.320 --> 00:57:10.320 Actually, go marry your mother only. 1050 00:57:10.440 --> 00:57:11.600 Crazy ***! 1051 00:57:12.680 --> 00:57:14.160 Bloody mother lover! 1052 00:57:21.520 --> 00:57:22.800 Get in. 1053 00:57:24.840 --> 00:57:26.480 So you kissed him and he bounced? 1054 00:57:26.600 --> 00:57:29.600 For god's sake, keep your crappy advice to yourself. 1055 00:57:29.720 --> 00:57:31.520 I should've never listened to you guys. 1056 00:57:32.880 --> 00:57:34.960 You mean he actually said no. 1057 00:57:36.560 --> 00:57:38.160 So basically, he's gay. 1058 00:57:38.960 --> 00:57:40.200 Yes. 1059 00:57:40.320 --> 00:57:42.680 I made a complete ass of myself. 1060 00:57:42.800 --> 00:57:43.840 ***! 1061 00:57:45.200 --> 00:57:46.240 Give me a drag. 1062 00:57:48.440 --> 00:57:50.520 You sure... 126 days... 1063 00:57:51.160 --> 00:57:55.200 Smoking is injurious to your health and your disposition. 1064 00:58:01.040 --> 00:58:02.960 Did you notice... she's here today as well. 1065 00:58:03.080 --> 00:58:04.800 I mean she is getting a divorce. 1066 00:58:04.920 --> 00:58:06.120 It's no small matter. 1067 00:58:06.240 --> 00:58:08.400 The girl has no shame at all. 1068 00:58:08.520 --> 00:58:10.240 She drinks straight up. 1069 00:58:11.000 --> 00:58:12.880 Really? I've heard she's into drugs as well. 1070 00:58:13.000 --> 00:58:14.040 Shameless. 1071 00:58:14.800 --> 00:58:16.120 Poor parents. 1072 00:58:16.360 --> 00:58:17.640 Her father used to prowl around like a proud lion. 1073 00:58:17.760 --> 00:58:19.560 Have you seen him lately... like a pussy cat. 1074 00:58:20.000 --> 00:58:21.280 Obviously. 1075 00:58:21.400 --> 00:58:25.640 Spent so much on that wedding... didn't even last six months. 1076 00:58:25.760 --> 00:58:28.560 He can't show his face to anyone. 1077 00:58:28.840 --> 00:58:31.040 The mother has stopped stepping out of the house. 1078 00:58:31.160 --> 00:58:33.160 She doesn't even come to the country club. 1079 00:58:33.280 --> 00:58:35.720 The daughter on the other hand... refuses to leave the nightclub. 1080 00:58:35.840 --> 00:58:39.000 Vineet's aunt was saying that she is having an affair. 1081 00:58:39.120 --> 00:58:40.720 Really? - Really? 1082 00:58:40.840 --> 00:58:42.400 What a mess. 1083 00:58:42.560 --> 00:58:43.800 Forget it. Who cares? 1084 00:58:43.880 --> 00:58:47.080 True... true... why should we bother! - Let's go. 1085 00:58:47.200 --> 00:58:50.080 Now let's proceed towards the stage... 1086 00:58:50.200 --> 00:58:54.440 for a dance performance by Rishabh, Kalindi and friends. 1087 00:58:55.160 --> 00:58:57.480 There was a girl, a little crazy... 1088 00:58:57.720 --> 00:58:59.840 She had secretly fallen in love. 1089 00:59:02.480 --> 00:59:05.320 "All my admirers offer to drop me home." 1090 00:59:05.440 --> 00:59:08.160 "Lost in love, they whisper sweet nothings at gloam." 1091 00:59:08.280 --> 00:59:09.640 "Some are dating and some are waiting." 1092 00:59:09.720 --> 00:59:11.080 "Some are stalking and some are talking." 1093 00:59:11.200 --> 00:59:13.600 "Some just want some lip-locking." 1094 00:59:13.720 --> 00:59:16.480 "Don't be lazy, go for a quickie." 1095 00:59:16.600 --> 00:59:19.720 "I have hots for you!" 1096 00:59:19.840 --> 00:59:22.040 "Hey, the one with naughty intentions..." 1097 00:59:22.160 --> 00:59:24.000 "Come on, let me..." 1098 00:59:24.120 --> 00:59:25.640 "What?" 1099 00:59:26.240 --> 00:59:28.880 "Kiss you." 1100 00:59:29.000 --> 00:59:31.120 "Kiss you." 1101 00:59:31.960 --> 00:59:33.840 "Kiss you." 1102 00:59:35.120 --> 00:59:36.480 "Come let me..." 1103 00:59:37.760 --> 00:59:39.800 "Kiss you." 1104 00:59:40.520 --> 00:59:42.000 "Kiss you." 1105 00:59:43.560 --> 00:59:44.920 "Kiss you." 1106 01:00:05.560 --> 01:00:07.440 "Kiss you." 1107 01:00:16.480 --> 01:00:19.560 You're hammered. - No, you're hammered. 1108 01:00:20.480 --> 01:00:22.200 How does one get out of here? 1109 01:00:22.760 --> 01:00:23.840 Going for a smoke? 1110 01:00:24.640 --> 01:00:27.000 No I was going to the bathroom, but why not? 1111 01:00:27.160 --> 01:00:28.400 Okay. 1112 01:00:29.360 --> 01:00:31.480 You're looking hot tonight. - Hey, one large whiskey. 1113 01:00:31.600 --> 01:00:33.160 What kind of a person are you? 1114 01:00:33.360 --> 01:00:35.280 I don't have time for your nonsense. 1115 01:00:35.400 --> 01:00:37.160 It seems you don't even have time to call your daughter. 1116 01:00:37.280 --> 01:00:38.720 You didn't have time to meet her in Australia. 1117 01:00:38.840 --> 01:00:41.040 And now you *** don't have time to attend her wedding? 1118 01:00:42.000 --> 01:00:43.840 Why does she need me? 1119 01:00:44.160 --> 01:00:45.720 Her father is already here. 1120 01:00:45.840 --> 01:00:47.160 ***! 1121 01:00:47.280 --> 01:00:50.200 Guys... tonight we drink like dogs. 1122 01:00:50.320 --> 01:00:51.720 Ready? 1123 01:00:53.200 --> 01:00:55.240 One... Two... 1124 01:00:55.360 --> 01:00:56.440 Three, go! 1125 01:00:58.440 --> 01:01:00.880 After the scintillating performance... 1126 01:01:01.000 --> 01:01:03.400 It is time for ring ceremony. 1127 01:01:03.560 --> 01:01:08.480 "The moon coyly hides behind the clouds, my love..." 1128 01:01:08.600 --> 01:01:11.680 Said Rishabh to Kalindi when he saw her. 1129 01:01:11.800 --> 01:01:14.000 She is so beautiful. 1130 01:01:14.120 --> 01:01:16.480 Yes she is, Grandma. This is just like a fairytale. 1131 01:01:18.400 --> 01:01:21.160 Let him go! Stop it! Let him go! 1132 01:01:21.600 --> 01:01:22.880 You scoundrel! - Listen to me! 1133 01:01:23.880 --> 01:01:28.320 On my finger is a ring and in the ring is a diamond. 1134 01:01:28.440 --> 01:01:29.920 Applause. 1135 01:01:42.760 --> 01:01:45.160 It's different. - It's different, isn't it? 1136 01:01:45.280 --> 01:01:48.600 This moon, the golden tree... very different decoration. 1137 01:01:48.720 --> 01:01:50.080 In fact different theme only. 1138 01:01:51.880 --> 01:01:54.280 It's bigger. - Show me. 1139 01:01:55.120 --> 01:01:56.760 How did this get bigger? 1140 01:02:00.040 --> 01:02:01.080 Nothing. 1141 01:02:01.200 --> 01:02:03.160 Must be a mix up. Don't worry about it. 1142 01:02:03.280 --> 01:02:05.640 Have you lost your mind after coming 1143 01:02:06.080 --> 01:02:07.600 to Delhi or are you just blind? 1144 01:02:07.720 --> 01:02:09.120 We'll get our ring back. 1145 01:02:09.240 --> 01:02:10.440 Don't worry. 1146 01:02:10.560 --> 01:02:13.080 It's not about the ring, Rishabh. It's about everything. 1147 01:02:13.200 --> 01:02:16.120 Are we getting married for ourselves, or these people? 1148 01:02:16.240 --> 01:02:18.000 This is a non-stop circus. 1149 01:02:18.120 --> 01:02:20.080 What the ***is happening man? 1150 01:02:20.240 --> 01:02:21.480 Bloody henpecked husband! 1151 01:02:21.600 --> 01:02:23.120 I am. Yes, I am. 1152 01:02:23.240 --> 01:02:26.560 At least I don't go around hiding my relationship. 1153 01:02:26.680 --> 01:02:28.920 You're a coward. Bloody coward. 1154 01:02:29.360 --> 01:02:30.880 There's a limit to showing off! 1155 01:02:31.000 --> 01:02:32.320 Why does everything has to be so over-the-top! 1156 01:02:32.440 --> 01:02:34.320 Big ring, big necklace, big function! 1157 01:02:34.520 --> 01:02:37.400 Tomorrow if we have kids, is this what we're gonna teach them? 1158 01:02:37.480 --> 01:02:39.880 I don't know what's wrong with you. I think you've lost your mind. 1159 01:02:40.000 --> 01:02:42.320 Your family has lost their mind. 1160 01:02:42.440 --> 01:02:43.760 At least I have one. 1161 01:02:48.800 --> 01:02:49.880 I'm really sorry! 1162 01:02:50.120 --> 01:02:51.640 I'm really sorry, I didn't mean to say that. 1163 01:02:51.760 --> 01:02:52.840 I swear... 1164 01:02:53.120 --> 01:02:54.600 Oh no! What happened? 1165 01:02:55.080 --> 01:02:56.560 Rishabh? 1166 01:02:56.680 --> 01:02:59.560 Go and see if he's hurt. - Shishu? 1167 01:02:59.680 --> 01:03:01.840 Call the ambulance. 1168 01:03:01.920 --> 01:03:04.000 Are you hurt? Shishu? - Rishabh? 1169 01:03:04.760 --> 01:03:05.920 Shishu? 1170 01:03:07.880 --> 01:03:09.880 Are you fine? - Are you fine? 1171 01:03:10.280 --> 01:03:11.680 Rishabh? - Shishu? 1172 01:03:11.800 --> 01:03:13.440 Rishabh? - Shishu? 1173 01:03:14.800 --> 01:03:16.880 'She is making a lot of mistakes.' 1174 01:03:17.000 --> 01:03:18.000 Shishu? - Brother? 1175 01:03:18.120 --> 01:03:19.000 Rishabh? 1176 01:03:19.120 --> 01:03:20.760 Rishabh, are you alright? 1177 01:03:20.880 --> 01:03:22.520 Are you fine? - Yes. 1178 01:03:23.800 --> 01:03:25.200 Where's Kalindi? 1179 01:03:29.200 --> 01:03:31.120 'People will say, had I been there I would have...' 1180 01:03:31.240 --> 01:03:34.720 reasoned it out with her, scolded her. 1181 01:03:35.200 --> 01:03:38.640 'But it's her life and she has to live it.' 1182 01:03:38.840 --> 01:03:42.280 'She has to make her own decisions, Right or wrong'... 1183 01:03:42.760 --> 01:03:44.600 'Had I been there, this is what I'd say.' 1184 01:03:57.920 --> 01:04:00.760 He is doing mamma uh, mamma uh... 1185 01:04:00.840 --> 01:04:02.640 Oh God, you guys think he'll remember this? 1186 01:04:02.720 --> 01:04:03.880 Of course. 1187 01:04:03.960 --> 01:04:06.320 His mother throwing up like the exorcist... 1188 01:04:06.400 --> 01:04:07.600 Poor thing must be in trauma. 1189 01:04:07.720 --> 01:04:09.800 This is gonna take years of therapy. 1190 01:04:11.920 --> 01:04:15.480 Meera relax, he's two years old. 1191 01:04:23.840 --> 01:04:24.840 Shut up. 1192 01:04:25.280 --> 01:04:26.080 Yes, Rishabh? 1193 01:04:26.200 --> 01:04:28.280 Where is Kalandi? - Kalindi?... 1194 01:04:29.280 --> 01:04:30.880 Must be in her room. 1195 01:04:30.960 --> 01:04:32.400 Her phone is switched off. 1196 01:04:32.600 --> 01:04:35.080 Yesterday after the accident... - What? 1197 01:04:36.040 --> 01:04:38.080 What accident? - Never mind. 1198 01:04:38.160 --> 01:04:40.520 Please check her room. I'm coming over. - What? 1199 01:04:40.600 --> 01:04:42.640 What accident? One second. 1200 01:05:03.560 --> 01:05:06.200 Oh no God! 1201 01:05:06.280 --> 01:05:07.680 Oh you waked. 1202 01:05:12.680 --> 01:05:14.600 Good morning, beautiful. 1203 01:05:15.480 --> 01:05:16.720 Oh God! 1204 01:05:16.800 --> 01:05:18.200 Oh no God! 1205 01:05:34.440 --> 01:05:35.880 Hello, Inspector? 1206 01:05:36.240 --> 01:05:38.440 Want to file a missing person's report. 1207 01:05:39.000 --> 01:05:41.520 This is Kshitij Puri Since last night. 1208 01:05:43.280 --> 01:05:45.280 I'll hold. Yes, I'll hold. 1209 01:05:46.280 --> 01:05:48.920 God! Poor child. Wonder where she is. 1210 01:05:49.080 --> 01:05:50.840 What the *** hell! 1211 01:05:50.960 --> 01:05:52.600 There were like a 1000 people there. 1212 01:05:52.680 --> 01:05:55.920 Someone must have seen her while stuffing their faces with pasta. 1213 01:05:56.120 --> 01:05:59.960 Maybe we should start calling up the public and making inquiries? 1214 01:06:00.920 --> 01:06:02.200 Smile please. 1215 01:06:03.640 --> 01:06:04.840 Oh, my God! 1216 01:06:06.080 --> 01:06:09.080 I think we burnt a lot of calories last night. 1217 01:06:13.280 --> 01:06:18.480 I didn't want to kill my own game so I didn't say anything. 1218 01:06:19.040 --> 01:06:21.360 What happened to your nincompoop? - Nirmu? 1219 01:06:22.080 --> 01:06:23.200 I mean Nirmal? 1220 01:06:24.080 --> 01:06:26.160 He had to leave. - How sweet of him. 1221 01:06:26.640 --> 01:06:29.200 Any chance, there's time for another round? 1222 01:06:32.520 --> 01:06:34.320 Consider it morning cardio. 1223 01:06:41.480 --> 01:06:43.080 Santosh Aunty? 1224 01:06:44.880 --> 01:06:47.120 Is she your... - Mom. 1225 01:06:47.320 --> 01:06:48.840 God! 1226 01:06:55.840 --> 01:06:57.880 Hey... at least give me your number! 1227 01:07:00.520 --> 01:07:02.320 Should we check the hospitals? 1228 01:07:04.280 --> 01:07:07.360 God! Poor child. Wonder where she is! 1229 01:07:07.440 --> 01:07:09.760 Her rash should've been my first clue. 1230 01:07:10.560 --> 01:07:12.680 This is all my fault, guys. I'm really sorry. 1231 01:07:12.760 --> 01:07:15.880 Rishabh, this is not your fault. 1232 01:07:16.520 --> 01:07:19.680 Keshav, I was fighting on behalf of Kalindi. 1233 01:07:20.440 --> 01:07:21.560 Excuse me. 1234 01:07:35.480 --> 01:07:37.080 Good morning. - Listen... 1235 01:07:37.640 --> 01:07:39.400 Did you see Kalindi after the ring ceremony? 1236 01:07:39.520 --> 01:07:41.800 Er... I... 1237 01:07:42.520 --> 01:07:45.960 I... I didn't make it for the ring ceremony. 1238 01:07:46.720 --> 01:07:48.160 Sorry. 1239 01:07:49.480 --> 01:07:50.440 Great. 1240 01:07:50.800 --> 01:07:52.760 They won't file a missing person's report 1241 01:07:52.840 --> 01:07:55.000 before 24 hours. - Excuse me. 1242 01:08:05.560 --> 01:08:07.320 Well, well, well. 1243 01:08:07.960 --> 01:08:10.160 May we ask where madam is coming from? 1244 01:08:10.240 --> 01:08:12.000 I don't wanna talk about it. 1245 01:08:14.000 --> 01:08:15.240 Nirmu? 1246 01:08:15.760 --> 01:08:17.160 No, not that one. 1247 01:08:17.240 --> 01:08:18.600 Bhandari. 1248 01:08:18.920 --> 01:08:20.880 I don't even know his first name. 1249 01:08:21.320 --> 01:08:23.320 What's wrong with me? 1250 01:08:24.160 --> 01:08:27.440 By the way, you know who his mother is, right? 1251 01:08:30.920 --> 01:08:33.560 So, we'll get you married on a moon as well... 1252 01:08:33.640 --> 01:08:35.200 In a gown. 1253 01:08:35.360 --> 01:08:38.280 Just like a fairy princess. - You are... 1254 01:08:38.360 --> 01:08:39.640 I mean the bride has run away... 1255 01:08:39.720 --> 01:08:41.560 Why don't you get married instead? Won't that be great? 1256 01:08:41.640 --> 01:08:43.120 Such a good friend you are. 1257 01:08:44.760 --> 01:08:45.800 Bro... 1258 01:08:47.040 --> 01:08:48.640 I know where Kalindi is. 1259 01:08:50.760 --> 01:08:51.920 Cookie Uncle! 1260 01:08:55.280 --> 01:08:56.840 Are you okay. 1261 01:09:15.960 --> 01:09:18.000 Dad taught me how to ride a bike... 1262 01:09:19.920 --> 01:09:21.120 On that road. 1263 01:09:22.320 --> 01:09:24.280 We didn't have much traffic back then. 1264 01:09:25.600 --> 01:09:27.600 And under that tree, in winters, mom used to set up... 1265 01:09:27.680 --> 01:09:29.400 a full-on breakfast table. 1266 01:09:30.360 --> 01:09:32.840 Although I think dad and Cookie Uncle used it more like a bar. 1267 01:09:36.640 --> 01:09:41.440 Sometimes I feel that Dad and I were connected only through mom. 1268 01:09:43.440 --> 01:09:47.120 Mom gone relationship gone. 1269 01:09:52.000 --> 01:09:53.400 Baby... 1270 01:09:54.560 --> 01:09:57.720 I'm really sorry for saying those things to you. 1271 01:09:58.720 --> 01:10:01.040 I didn't mean to. - I know. 1272 01:10:03.800 --> 01:10:05.160 But you were right. 1273 01:10:06.800 --> 01:10:08.360 I don't have a family. 1274 01:10:08.840 --> 01:10:10.400 Don't say that Kaloo. 1275 01:10:10.480 --> 01:10:11.720 No, it's true. 1276 01:10:11.840 --> 01:10:14.440 Maybe that's why I don't believe in all this. 1277 01:10:16.120 --> 01:10:17.480 But you know what... 1278 01:10:18.280 --> 01:10:20.000 I tried really hard. 1279 01:10:20.320 --> 01:10:22.600 I swear. - I know, I know. 1280 01:10:24.560 --> 01:10:26.600 Did I ever force you to do any of this? 1281 01:10:31.000 --> 01:10:33.800 But family, relationships, relatives... 1282 01:10:36.040 --> 01:10:37.840 are so important to your family. 1283 01:10:38.880 --> 01:10:40.520 And to you. 1284 01:10:41.920 --> 01:10:44.040 I don't think I can fulfill these expectations. 1285 01:11:02.560 --> 01:11:04.000 Please don't hate me. 1286 01:11:11.680 --> 01:11:13.240 We came this close, huh? 1287 01:11:21.640 --> 01:11:22.760 They're coming, together. 1288 01:11:22.840 --> 01:11:24.280 Oh god that's a relief. 1289 01:11:24.360 --> 01:11:25.640 Yes, thank God. 1290 01:11:27.800 --> 01:11:29.080 They looks good together. 1291 01:11:42.120 --> 01:11:44.240 Where's Rishabh off to? All good? 1292 01:11:46.320 --> 01:11:47.360 It's over. 1293 01:11:47.880 --> 01:11:49.320 What do you mean "over"? - What? 1294 01:11:50.240 --> 01:11:51.720 What happened? 1295 01:11:52.600 --> 01:11:54.600 Everything was going so well. 1296 01:11:55.440 --> 01:11:57.440 I can't do this. - What do you mean? 1297 01:11:58.400 --> 01:11:59.280 He's such a nice guy. 1298 01:11:59.360 --> 01:12:01.120 You guys have been together for so long. 1299 01:12:02.720 --> 01:12:03.880 Kalindi... 1300 01:12:04.400 --> 01:12:06.920 Don't tell me you're breaking up with him because of his family. 1301 01:12:09.400 --> 01:12:11.400 You know sometimes, I can't understand you. 1302 01:12:11.480 --> 01:12:12.800 What're you thinking man... 1303 01:12:12.880 --> 01:12:13.800 Why are you doing this? 1304 01:12:13.920 --> 01:12:16.480 Because not everyone is as desperate as you to get married. 1305 01:12:18.200 --> 01:12:19.480 Why're you lashing out at her? 1306 01:12:19.560 --> 01:12:20.920 This is all your fault. 1307 01:12:21.000 --> 01:12:22.000 My fault? 1308 01:12:22.240 --> 01:12:23.720 Just look at yourself Sakshi. 1309 01:12:23.800 --> 01:12:26.200 Have you ever used your head to make any decision in life. 1310 01:12:26.520 --> 01:12:28.440 No, I haven't. - Kaloo. 1311 01:12:28.840 --> 01:12:31.320 At least I don't run away from stuff like you do. 1312 01:12:31.520 --> 01:12:33.320 Grow some *** balls, Kalindi. 1313 01:12:33.440 --> 01:12:36.640 No need to overanalyze everything in life, Kalindi. 1314 01:12:37.360 --> 01:12:39.520 Really? You're saying that to me? 1315 01:12:40.360 --> 01:12:43.240 Listen guys... enough with this *** fight. 1316 01:12:43.320 --> 01:12:46.160 Let's go home, have a couple of drinks and talk about this. 1317 01:12:46.240 --> 01:12:48.640 Why? Didn't you have enough last night? 1318 01:12:48.720 --> 01:12:50.840 Excuse me? - Anyway... thanks guys. 1319 01:12:50.920 --> 01:12:53.040 For being the most supportive friends in the world. 1320 01:12:53.120 --> 01:12:55.520 Because last night, you didn't leave my side for a second. 1321 01:12:55.640 --> 01:12:57.360 Oh boohoo, Kalindi. 1322 01:12:57.440 --> 01:12:59.800 Stop thinking about yourself for two minutes... 1323 01:12:59.920 --> 01:13:01.760 Some of us have real problems. 1324 01:13:01.840 --> 01:13:02.960 Real problems? 1325 01:13:03.040 --> 01:13:04.600 20 million on engagement 50 on the wedding. 1326 01:13:04.720 --> 01:13:06.000 That's not a *** real problem, Sakshi! 1327 01:13:06.080 --> 01:13:07.080 That's it! I am going to slap her! - Kaloo... just calm down. 1328 01:13:07.160 --> 01:13:10.680 Kalindi, drop this damsel-in-distress act. 1329 01:13:10.840 --> 01:13:14.160 You're not the first or the last girl in the world to get married. 1330 01:13:14.240 --> 01:13:15.440 Yeah, I know. 1331 01:13:16.240 --> 01:13:18.880 But I'm definitely the first to do it without my *** friends. 1332 01:13:18.960 --> 01:13:21.920 Come on Kaloo, please! - Go! Run back to Australia. 1333 01:13:22.000 --> 01:13:23.400 What else can we expect from you? 1334 01:13:23.480 --> 01:13:25.680 - Just shut up guys, please. - Go *** yourself. 1335 01:13:25.760 --> 01:13:27.240 I've had enough of her nonsense. 1336 01:13:28.040 --> 01:13:29.120 ***! 1337 01:13:30.760 --> 01:13:31.920 ***! 1338 01:13:32.000 --> 01:13:33.200 Stupid. 1339 01:13:36.680 --> 01:13:39.200 God! We're ***. 1340 01:13:46.760 --> 01:13:49.920 Shishu, at least tell us what happened. 1341 01:13:52.320 --> 01:13:53.720 I told you. 1342 01:13:53.960 --> 01:13:55.200 I don't want to marry. 1343 01:13:55.880 --> 01:13:56.960 Great. 1344 01:13:57.920 --> 01:14:00.760 After spending millions, he says... 1345 01:14:01.080 --> 01:14:02.200 he doesn't want to get married. 1346 01:14:02.320 --> 01:14:03.520 You stay out of it. 1347 01:14:03.840 --> 01:14:05.200 Come on tell mamma. 1348 01:14:05.280 --> 01:14:06.480 Did you have a fight with Kalindi? 1349 01:14:06.600 --> 01:14:10.840 Hey... fight? Who doesn't fight in a marriage? 1350 01:14:11.080 --> 01:14:13.640 Son, fights are the foundation marriages are built on. 1351 01:14:14.320 --> 01:14:15.760 Try to understand, son... 1352 01:14:15.840 --> 01:14:19.040 the invitations have been offered to the gods, Huh? 1353 01:14:19.120 --> 01:14:22.600 Oh God... - Sorry. 1354 01:14:23.880 --> 01:14:24.840 Yeah? 1355 01:14:24.920 --> 01:14:26.640 Sir a police officer is here to meet you. 1356 01:14:26.720 --> 01:14:30.440 Ask him to wait. - Okay, sir. 1357 01:14:34.920 --> 01:14:36.760 What do you mean you don't wanna marry? 1358 01:14:37.600 --> 01:14:40.240 Your entire gang is completely insane. 1359 01:14:40.560 --> 01:14:42.120 One eloped to get married... 1360 01:14:42.200 --> 01:14:43.560 The other is getting divorced. 1361 01:14:43.640 --> 01:14:46.240 And the third one called off a perfect wedding. 1362 01:14:46.800 --> 01:14:50.040 I'm sure they are the ones who influenced you against Nirmal. 1363 01:14:50.640 --> 01:14:52.920 Can you please stop bitching about my friends. 1364 01:14:53.400 --> 01:14:54.880 You're always poking your nose into my life. 1365 01:14:55.760 --> 01:14:57.440 At least stay out of theirs. 1366 01:14:57.760 --> 01:15:00.560 I mean... Nirmal is such a nice boy. 1367 01:15:00.760 --> 01:15:03.560 Well-educated, smart... 1368 01:15:03.760 --> 01:15:07.040 But his CV fails to mention that he's an ***. 1369 01:15:08.360 --> 01:15:10.520 God, mom. - Language. 1370 01:15:22.480 --> 01:15:28.240 "We had soared, only to fall down." 1371 01:15:29.360 --> 01:15:38.120 "Yet we drowned our sorrows with a smile." 1372 01:15:38.600 --> 01:15:42.360 "We know everyrthing." 1373 01:15:43.160 --> 01:15:50.200 "It's a punishment for the miunderstanding." 1374 01:15:50.280 --> 01:15:52.040 Have you seen Sakshi's message? 1375 01:15:52.120 --> 01:15:53.240 On the group. 1376 01:15:55.760 --> 01:15:59.560 Oh, my God! - As they say, when fate *** you 1377 01:15:59.640 --> 01:16:01.400 its usually up the ***. 1378 01:16:01.480 --> 01:16:06.160 And these past few days, we've been getting humped and how. 1379 01:16:07.320 --> 01:16:09.960 At least we were together. 1380 01:16:10.760 --> 01:16:12.840 So what if the wedding is called off? 1381 01:16:12.920 --> 01:16:15.160 We can still enjoy the honeymoon. 1382 01:16:15.840 --> 01:16:17.200 What the ***! 1383 01:16:17.280 --> 01:16:22.360 Before we get back to our *** lives again. 1384 01:16:22.880 --> 01:16:26.480 I want to spend a few days... with my bros. 1385 01:16:27.920 --> 01:16:31.680 And so... Swadikaa, ***! 1386 01:16:32.640 --> 01:16:35.760 'Cos we're going to Phuket! 1387 01:16:35.840 --> 01:16:37.640 Is she mad? - Obviously. 1388 01:16:37.720 --> 01:16:38.960 It's Sakshi Soni. 1389 01:16:39.040 --> 01:16:41.680 She can't find peace without blowing up daddy's money. 1390 01:16:41.760 --> 01:16:44.320 Remember the whole baking phase? 1391 01:16:44.560 --> 01:16:46.200 "Papa, papa, I wanna go to Paris." 1392 01:16:46.280 --> 01:16:48.200 Like Delhi just doesn't cut it. 1393 01:16:51.640 --> 01:16:57.040 "Brothers, we'll walk a new path together." 1394 01:16:58.520 --> 01:17:04.000 "Brothers, we'll make a new life together." 1395 01:17:05.400 --> 01:17:10.840 "Brothers, we'll walk a new path together." 1396 01:17:12.280 --> 01:17:18.600 "Brothers, we'll make a new life together." 1397 01:17:19.160 --> 01:17:22.400 'The person you are trying to reach is currently unavailable.' 1398 01:17:24.000 --> 01:17:25.400 Are you coming out or should I come in? 1399 01:17:25.480 --> 01:17:27.680 Coming! - Come on. 1400 01:17:28.440 --> 01:17:30.440 Are you crazy! - You're hot, man! 1401 01:17:30.520 --> 01:17:31.480 Oh my God. - So sexy! 1402 01:17:31.560 --> 01:17:34.280 Take it off! Everyone's naked in Thailand. 1403 01:17:35.720 --> 01:17:39.040 "Everyone's life is messy." 1404 01:17:39.120 --> 01:17:42.440 "So live your dreams don't be fussy." 1405 01:17:42.520 --> 01:17:46.720 "It's time to seize the moment, buddy." 1406 01:17:49.480 --> 01:17:52.840 "Our friendship's deep as it can be." 1407 01:17:52.920 --> 01:17:56.320 "Bro, I guess we came even compete with the sea." 1408 01:17:56.400 --> 01:18:00.200 "I'll always feel assured when you are with me." 1409 01:18:03.200 --> 01:18:06.400 "Intentions as weird as they can be." 1410 01:18:06.520 --> 01:18:10.000 "As wild as you and me." 1411 01:18:10.080 --> 01:18:11.760 "Now don't be a cry baby." 1412 01:18:11.840 --> 01:18:17.080 "As long as you have your friends to give you company." 1413 01:18:18.480 --> 01:18:23.480 "Brothers, we'll walk a new path together." 1414 01:18:25.360 --> 01:18:30.400 "Brothers, we'll make a new life together." 1415 01:18:31.800 --> 01:18:34.760 I love him. 1416 01:18:35.400 --> 01:18:36.240 Carefully. 1417 01:18:36.320 --> 01:18:39.160 Kaloo, I'm eating your share. - Yes. 1418 01:18:46.440 --> 01:18:47.720 You want boom boom? 1419 01:18:48.240 --> 01:18:50.560 I know, I know you want boom boom? 1420 01:18:50.640 --> 01:18:51.960 Yeah, yeah, she wants. 1421 01:18:52.520 --> 01:18:53.640 Come back, come back. 1422 01:18:53.720 --> 01:18:55.080 It's written all over your face. 1423 01:18:55.160 --> 01:18:57.880 I heard someone went all boom boom at the dance function. 1424 01:18:57.960 --> 01:18:59.960 What? You slept with him? 1425 01:19:00.560 --> 01:19:03.440 And that too at Santosh Aunty's house? - Yuck! 1426 01:19:03.520 --> 01:19:07.040 You were right, Kalindi. I have become so desperate. 1427 01:19:07.120 --> 01:19:09.120 And for what to become someone's wife. 1428 01:19:09.200 --> 01:19:12.520 I mean no matter how much you study, graduation, post graduation. 1429 01:19:12.600 --> 01:19:14.280 Even if you buy your own house... car. 1430 01:19:14.360 --> 01:19:18.840 But you've achieved nothing until you become someone's goddamn wife. 1431 01:19:19.160 --> 01:19:21.760 Twenty-first century, my ***. 1432 01:19:21.840 --> 01:19:23.280 Avni, language. 1433 01:19:23.360 --> 01:19:25.520 I mean you've come of age, get married. 1434 01:19:25.600 --> 01:19:27.440 You're married, have a kid. 1435 01:19:27.520 --> 01:19:29.680 Oh you've got one, have another. 1436 01:19:29.760 --> 01:19:30.880 What is this pressure, man? 1437 01:19:30.960 --> 01:19:32.560 How are people doing this? 1438 01:19:32.640 --> 01:19:34.400 I've lost my mind. 1439 01:19:34.480 --> 01:19:37.880 I can't believe I slept with that shady Bhandari! 1440 01:19:38.360 --> 01:19:39.960 You know he's a shopkeeper, dude? 1441 01:19:40.040 --> 01:19:42.560 I'm pretty sure he hasn't even graduated from high school. 1442 01:19:42.640 --> 01:19:45.800 Okay, so now one needs a degree to bang you? 1443 01:19:47.280 --> 01:19:49.080 So sick, man... you know what I mean. 1444 01:19:49.160 --> 01:19:51.640 Okay, fine. But as it turns out, the boy is rather generous. 1445 01:19:52.240 --> 01:19:53.240 How? 1446 01:19:53.320 --> 01:19:56.920 Apparently, madam took a trip to Pleasure Peak that night. 1447 01:19:57.000 --> 01:19:58.440 Multiple trips, dude. - That's great. 1448 01:19:58.520 --> 01:20:00.320 Oh multiple. - Oh multiple. 1449 01:20:01.000 --> 01:20:02.640 That's lovely bro. 1450 01:20:03.360 --> 01:20:07.960 "Brothers, we'll walk a new path together." 1451 01:20:10.240 --> 01:20:15.640 "Brothers, we'll make a new life together." 1452 01:20:18.280 --> 01:20:19.840 Sakshi Soni. 1453 01:20:20.800 --> 01:20:23.840 By sponsoring Air India business class trips, 1454 01:20:23.920 --> 01:20:25.560 do you realize you're spoiling us? 1455 01:20:26.200 --> 01:20:27.480 Nice flight, uh? 1456 01:20:28.600 --> 01:20:29.760 Always on time. 1457 01:20:30.800 --> 01:20:35.520 "What happened, why it happened, forget it." 1458 01:20:35.600 --> 01:20:37.560 "Just forget it." 1459 01:20:37.640 --> 01:20:44.520 "All these are things are pointless, meaningless." 1460 01:20:44.600 --> 01:20:51.440 "With open arms you should welcome happiness." 1461 01:20:51.520 --> 01:20:54.360 "This is what life is." 1462 01:20:54.440 --> 01:20:58.240 "A little bitter, a little sweet, regardless." 1463 01:20:58.680 --> 01:21:00.040 Bhandu... 1464 01:21:00.360 --> 01:21:01.320 Bhandu... 1465 01:21:01.400 --> 01:21:03.360 Shag me now, Bhandu! 1466 01:21:03.440 --> 01:21:05.600 Sakshi Soni, I will kill you. 1467 01:21:05.680 --> 01:21:07.280 You should be happy, ***. 1468 01:21:07.360 --> 01:21:08.680 At least you're getting some. 1469 01:21:08.760 --> 01:21:11.400 Pleasure Peak is the damn reason I'm getting divorced. 1470 01:21:14.720 --> 01:21:18.840 Okay guys, I was wrong. You were right. 1471 01:21:18.920 --> 01:21:20.840 I shouldn't have rushed into marriage. 1472 01:21:20.920 --> 01:21:22.760 Vineet was quite shady. 1473 01:21:22.840 --> 01:21:24.760 We barely knew each other. 1474 01:21:24.840 --> 01:21:26.000 And by the time we did, 1475 01:21:26.080 --> 01:21:28.680 we realized we don't like each other very much. 1476 01:21:28.760 --> 01:21:32.160 So basically epic fights. 1477 01:21:33.160 --> 01:21:35.080 Instead of sitting on your ass the whole day, 1478 01:21:35.160 --> 01:21:37.240 why don't you get a *** job, Sakshi? 1479 01:21:38.120 --> 01:21:39.280 I haven't got a *** job 1480 01:21:39.360 --> 01:21:42.920 because I'm too busy cooking for you everday! 1481 01:21:43.000 --> 01:21:44.320 Just a second. 1482 01:21:44.600 --> 01:21:45.920 Neha, I'll call you. 1483 01:21:47.720 --> 01:21:50.640 Sakshi! Sakshi... how dare you? 1484 01:21:51.040 --> 01:21:52.360 Sakshi, open the door! 1485 01:21:53.920 --> 01:21:55.880 Hmm... thanks. - Not bad. 1486 01:21:56.080 --> 01:21:57.600 Vineet, you coming? - Yeah. 1487 01:21:59.080 --> 01:22:01.840 Sakshi, my work friends are here. - Yes. 1488 01:22:02.280 --> 01:22:04.120 Can you look a little presentable!? 1489 01:22:04.960 --> 01:22:06.280 You're looking worse than a maid. 1490 01:22:09.600 --> 01:22:11.520 Obviously, it affected our sex life. 1491 01:22:11.840 --> 01:22:13.640 I mean... zero. 1492 01:22:13.720 --> 01:22:15.880 So basically, he cheated on you? - No! 1493 01:22:15.960 --> 01:22:19.920 One day after an epic fight like below the belt, 1494 01:22:20.000 --> 01:22:22.240 I told him I'm going back to India. 1495 01:22:22.320 --> 01:22:25.200 So, he came home early from work. 1496 01:22:25.280 --> 01:22:26.440 Sakshi... 1497 01:22:27.400 --> 01:22:28.800 You cheated on him. 1498 01:22:29.080 --> 01:22:30.560 Not technically. 1499 01:22:53.920 --> 01:22:55.400 You're home early today? 1500 01:23:01.720 --> 01:23:02.600 What? 1501 01:23:05.200 --> 01:23:06.280 You mean like... 1502 01:23:06.880 --> 01:23:08.000 Ménage à moi? 1503 01:23:08.120 --> 01:23:10.280 So basically, after the fight you were like I'm bored 1504 01:23:10.400 --> 01:23:11.480 there's nothing better to do. 1505 01:23:11.600 --> 01:23:14.000 So you know what, let me jerk off. 1506 01:23:14.240 --> 01:23:15.880 It had been three months, dude! 1507 01:23:16.000 --> 01:23:17.960 And honestly I think the fight 1508 01:23:18.040 --> 01:23:19.840 turned me on a little. 1509 01:23:20.840 --> 01:23:22.600 Do your parents know? - Are you nuts? 1510 01:23:22.720 --> 01:23:23.960 How can I share "this"? 1511 01:23:24.080 --> 01:23:26.280 Delhi aunties are already hounding me. 1512 01:23:26.400 --> 01:23:28.160 If this is out, I'll be declared a porn star. 1513 01:23:28.280 --> 01:23:30.400 Hello, have you ever been to a family court? 1514 01:23:30.520 --> 01:23:31.400 It gets very ugly. 1515 01:23:31.520 --> 01:23:33.480 That's why I think I should give into that *** demands 1516 01:23:33.600 --> 01:23:34.720 and put an end to this nuisance. 1517 01:23:35.640 --> 01:23:37.760 Is he blackmailing you? 1518 01:23:37.960 --> 01:23:39.240 I guess, kind of. 1519 01:23:39.360 --> 01:23:40.400 How much? 1520 01:23:42.840 --> 01:23:43.720 Five? 1521 01:23:43.800 --> 01:23:44.960 Hundred thousand? 1522 01:23:45.880 --> 01:23:46.880 Million! 1523 01:23:48.280 --> 01:23:49.400 Your bill. 1524 01:23:49.680 --> 01:23:51.040 You want money? 1525 01:23:51.320 --> 01:23:52.960 Let's spilt it. 1526 01:23:53.760 --> 01:23:54.640 Give it to me. 1527 01:23:54.720 --> 01:23:56.880 You pauper. - You pay, Kalindi. 1528 01:24:00.560 --> 01:24:04.840 Sakshi Soni, listen to me now, cause last time you had not. 1529 01:24:05.480 --> 01:24:09.080 If you give even a single penny to that *** Vineet... 1530 01:24:09.200 --> 01:24:10.560 I'll be your worst enemy. 1531 01:24:12.080 --> 01:24:13.400 Sign the divorce papers. 1532 01:24:15.840 --> 01:24:17.000 Settlement... 1533 01:24:17.120 --> 01:24:18.680 I'll settle him. 1534 01:24:18.960 --> 01:24:20.640 Nobody calls my best friend a maid. 1535 01:24:21.400 --> 01:24:22.520 ***. 1536 01:24:24.440 --> 01:24:27.200 Vineet turned out to be worse than expected. 1537 01:24:27.320 --> 01:24:29.680 Not everyone is as lucky as you, ***. 1538 01:24:37.360 --> 01:24:39.000 I haven't had sex in a year. 1539 01:24:41.920 --> 01:24:44.200 What? - Drought famine. 1540 01:24:44.720 --> 01:24:47.320 But what about John's john... 1541 01:24:48.000 --> 01:24:48.960 Lies. 1542 01:24:50.520 --> 01:24:53.720 Obviously, I love my son. 1543 01:24:53.840 --> 01:24:57.240 He's the apple of my eye, my heart, my soul... 1544 01:24:57.360 --> 01:25:00.080 But that *** came out... this big. 1545 01:25:00.200 --> 01:25:02.880 And he was stuck in there for like 12 hours. 1546 01:25:03.000 --> 01:25:04.320 Like really stuck in there... 1547 01:25:04.440 --> 01:25:06.120 You know then they have to take the suction pump and then... 1548 01:25:06.240 --> 01:25:08.840 Meera, please please please! Please! 1549 01:25:08.960 --> 01:25:10.480 I want to have children some day. 1550 01:25:10.600 --> 01:25:11.520 Then you should know this. 1551 01:25:11.640 --> 01:25:13.120 No, I don't want to know this. 1552 01:25:15.400 --> 01:25:17.160 On top of that, I look like a cow. 1553 01:25:18.680 --> 01:25:20.000 My poor John. 1554 01:25:20.440 --> 01:25:21.960 Baby, you are still sexy. 1555 01:25:22.080 --> 01:25:23.080 Thank you. 1556 01:25:24.320 --> 01:25:25.240 Come on. 1557 01:25:25.440 --> 01:25:27.160 Means what? - Stop body shaming. 1558 01:25:27.280 --> 01:25:30.320 No, you should eat. Some more crab? 1559 01:25:30.440 --> 01:25:32.200 Sakshi... - Eat away. 1560 01:25:32.320 --> 01:25:34.120 I'm not sharing. Nonsense. 1561 01:25:35.240 --> 01:25:38.960 "Brothers, we'll walk a new path together." 1562 01:25:39.520 --> 01:25:41.680 Come on, Kaloo! 1563 01:25:42.080 --> 01:25:47.000 "Brothers, we'll make a new life together." 1564 01:25:48.960 --> 01:25:53.800 "Brothers, we'll walk a new path together." 1565 01:25:55.840 --> 01:25:59.480 "Brothers, we'll make a new life together." 1566 01:26:00.600 --> 01:26:03.120 I can't help it. But I miss you. 1567 01:26:12.560 --> 01:26:13.720 Hey, you're back. 1568 01:26:47.320 --> 01:26:48.600 Welcome back honey! 1569 01:26:49.040 --> 01:26:50.160 How was the holiday? 1570 01:26:53.560 --> 01:26:55.480 Can I talk to you guys for a minute? 1571 01:26:56.720 --> 01:26:58.400 Hey, where is everybody? - Hi! 1572 01:26:58.520 --> 01:27:01.520 Hey, Kalindi! Yeah, the boy's gonna be out till late tonight. 1573 01:27:01.640 --> 01:27:03.440 - Hey babe. - Hello! 1574 01:27:06.480 --> 01:27:07.600 Hold me. 1575 01:27:08.800 --> 01:27:09.640 Hello! 1576 01:27:09.760 --> 01:27:10.880 Hello! 1577 01:27:11.760 --> 01:27:15.040 I was furious so I got a little drunk. 1578 01:27:15.160 --> 01:27:19.440 At home, all alone I was sort of using this instrument and... 1579 01:27:20.760 --> 01:27:22.680 Ma... - Hmm? 1580 01:27:23.520 --> 01:27:25.240 I've always done whatever you've asked of me. 1581 01:27:27.280 --> 01:27:32.120 But this arranged marriage stuff I just can't do it. 1582 01:27:34.280 --> 01:27:36.000 I really tried. 1583 01:27:37.720 --> 01:27:39.480 But I am what I am. 1584 01:27:40.040 --> 01:27:41.960 I don't think I can change. 1585 01:27:46.440 --> 01:27:48.360 I also am, what I am. 1586 01:27:49.360 --> 01:27:50.800 I'll keep nagging you. 1587 01:27:50.920 --> 01:27:52.600 Oh, my God. 1588 01:27:53.640 --> 01:27:55.680 Oh, I love you old woman! 1589 01:27:55.800 --> 01:27:57.880 Who the hell are you calling old!? 1590 01:27:58.000 --> 01:28:00.040 Today I'll not leave you. 1591 01:28:02.720 --> 01:28:04.400 Swadikaa. 1592 01:28:15.760 --> 01:28:17.520 You're truly my daughter. 1593 01:28:18.400 --> 01:28:21.480 Had you told me sooner, I would've sorted him out. 1594 01:28:26.280 --> 01:28:27.800 Good morning, Cookie Uncle. 1595 01:28:28.120 --> 01:28:30.880 Ah, the runaway bride has returned. 1596 01:28:33.560 --> 01:28:34.440 So? 1597 01:28:35.160 --> 01:28:36.640 Have you spoken to Rishabh? 1598 01:28:37.440 --> 01:28:38.360 No. 1599 01:28:39.080 --> 01:28:41.040 Why? - So you don't know? 1600 01:28:41.440 --> 01:28:42.280 What? 1601 01:28:46.680 --> 01:28:48.520 Your father-in-law is making headlines. 1602 01:28:49.360 --> 01:28:50.880 We got off easy. 1603 01:28:51.360 --> 01:28:53.760 Bank fraud of 20 million. - What do you mean? 1604 01:28:53.880 --> 01:28:57.360 It means he's behind bars, doing time. 1605 01:29:01.000 --> 01:29:01.920 Rishabh! 1606 01:29:27.000 --> 01:29:28.440 Tell me something, Uncle. 1607 01:29:30.080 --> 01:29:31.720 Why were mom and dad together? 1608 01:29:33.320 --> 01:29:34.760 Because of me, right? 1609 01:29:34.880 --> 01:29:36.000 Of course not. 1610 01:29:36.680 --> 01:29:38.000 They loved each other. 1611 01:29:39.240 --> 01:29:40.680 And I can't think of a better reason. 1612 01:29:41.440 --> 01:29:44.200 Look, whatever they were, however they were... 1613 01:29:45.000 --> 01:29:46.440 they loved you a lot. 1614 01:29:48.000 --> 01:29:50.400 I guess marriage just isn't in my DNA. 1615 01:29:50.600 --> 01:29:51.520 Hey. 1616 01:29:51.960 --> 01:29:53.360 Why do you think that? 1617 01:29:54.640 --> 01:29:58.160 You are neither crazy like your mom nor stubborn like your dad. 1618 01:29:58.280 --> 01:30:00.360 Love and fights always go hand-in-hand. 1619 01:30:00.480 --> 01:30:02.640 I mean look at Keshav and I. 1620 01:30:06.080 --> 01:30:07.080 Darling. 1621 01:30:08.400 --> 01:30:10.280 Please don't base your life's decisions... 1622 01:30:10.400 --> 01:30:13.640 on the their stupid mistakes. 1623 01:30:24.240 --> 01:30:25.240 Rishabh! 1624 01:30:25.600 --> 01:30:26.720 Are you okay? 1625 01:30:28.520 --> 01:30:29.560 Now I am. 1626 01:30:31.760 --> 01:30:32.800 Come. 1627 01:30:35.600 --> 01:30:37.680 You must have some contacts, dude! 1628 01:30:50.480 --> 01:30:51.640 Hi, Kaloo. 1629 01:30:52.680 --> 01:30:53.800 ***. 1630 01:30:55.080 --> 01:30:56.200 What? 1631 01:30:56.840 --> 01:31:00.480 Can you at least sneak in some booze. 1632 01:31:00.600 --> 01:31:02.760 Someone has cast an evil eye upon us. 1633 01:31:03.800 --> 01:31:05.640 What have we ever done to anyone. 1634 01:31:06.520 --> 01:31:08.480 That's what I fail to understand. 1635 01:31:08.600 --> 01:31:11.600 Only a couple of bounced cheques what's the big deal? 1636 01:31:11.720 --> 01:31:15.080 Oh God! Why are you doing this to us? 1637 01:31:15.200 --> 01:31:17.880 Because God never asked you to hire Russian dancers. 1638 01:31:18.440 --> 01:31:20.240 I told you, his bail has been issued. 1639 01:31:20.360 --> 01:31:24.040 I don't understand what will you get by keeping an old man behind bars. 1640 01:31:24.520 --> 01:31:26.080 How can we let him go, madam? 1641 01:31:26.200 --> 01:31:27.000 We have to follow the law. 1642 01:31:27.120 --> 01:31:28.640 Don't try to teach me the law. 1643 01:31:28.760 --> 01:31:29.720 This is the copy of it. 1644 01:31:29.840 --> 01:31:31.160 You will soon get the original. 1645 01:31:31.280 --> 01:31:33.520 You are harassing the family for no reason. 1646 01:31:33.880 --> 01:31:37.520 Well done, Tiger! You totally devoured them! 1647 01:31:39.280 --> 01:31:41.080 You are a force to reckon with. 1648 01:31:43.080 --> 01:31:44.760 - So, I... - I was wondering.. 1649 01:31:45.520 --> 01:31:46.320 Go ahead. 1650 01:31:46.440 --> 01:31:49.600 I was trying to say that whatever... 1651 01:31:49.720 --> 01:31:51.600 Happened that night... 1652 01:31:51.720 --> 01:31:53.400 Whatever happened that night... 1653 01:31:53.520 --> 01:31:55.520 It wasn't me. 1654 01:31:55.640 --> 01:31:59.280 It was just me dealing with some issues. 1655 01:31:59.560 --> 01:32:02.680 Well I didn't mind at all. 1656 01:32:03.560 --> 01:32:06.320 And you also looked quite pleased. 1657 01:32:08.840 --> 01:32:11.560 Oh well, you forgot something at my place. 1658 01:32:11.680 --> 01:32:12.960 I thought I should keep it but then.. 1659 01:32:13.080 --> 01:32:14.160 Bhandari! 1660 01:32:15.040 --> 01:32:17.080 Listen... Listen! Listen! Listen! 1661 01:32:17.200 --> 01:32:19.440 I have a "case" pending since quite a few days. 1662 01:32:19.880 --> 01:32:21.280 Help me, please? 1663 01:32:22.080 --> 01:32:23.560 I help people get divorced. 1664 01:32:23.680 --> 01:32:24.880 Are you married? 1665 01:32:25.120 --> 01:32:27.760 Just waiting for you to say yes. 1666 01:32:27.880 --> 01:32:28.840 Wait, wait, wait. 1667 01:32:30.680 --> 01:32:32.320 Let me drop you home. 1668 01:32:33.120 --> 01:32:34.600 I've booked an Uber. 1669 01:32:45.600 --> 01:32:47.000 A loan of 20 million! 1670 01:32:47.120 --> 01:32:48.760 A loan of 20 million!! 1671 01:32:50.840 --> 01:32:52.680 Earlier I thought only my mother is crazy. 1672 01:32:53.120 --> 01:32:54.280 But my father.. 1673 01:32:55.120 --> 01:32:55.960 Food from Italy.. 1674 01:32:56.080 --> 01:32:58.080 He *** wants to feed people Italian food! 1675 01:32:58.200 --> 01:33:00.080 Even if he has to eat the prison food. 1676 01:33:04.400 --> 01:33:07.000 You know you were absolutely right. 1677 01:33:07.720 --> 01:33:09.400 Everything was just perfect. 1678 01:33:09.840 --> 01:33:12.760 I *** up everything by proposing to you. 1679 01:33:14.440 --> 01:33:16.080 I really wish we could go back. 1680 01:33:19.240 --> 01:33:20.200 Me too. 1681 01:33:26.080 --> 01:33:27.680 When are you going back? 1682 01:33:28.760 --> 01:33:29.880 Day after tomorrow. 1683 01:33:31.040 --> 01:33:32.120 What about you? 1684 01:33:35.400 --> 01:33:37.600 I don't think I'm going back to Australia. 1685 01:33:41.960 --> 01:33:47.480 Honestly, I don't know how long It'll take me to sort all this out. 1686 01:33:47.600 --> 01:33:50.120 Two years, five years. 1687 01:33:54.960 --> 01:33:59.880 Luckily the house lease is in your name so... 1688 01:34:00.000 --> 01:34:02.560 you won't have to face any problems. 1689 01:34:03.720 --> 01:34:06.600 Get pest control done after you go back. 1690 01:34:12.080 --> 01:34:19.080 "Now that we have come together, why don't you stay?" 1691 01:34:20.880 --> 01:34:27.760 "A few promises fulfilled, a few promises left to keep." 1692 01:34:27.880 --> 01:34:29.480 "What can I say?" 1693 01:34:29.600 --> 01:34:35.880 "A few dreams shall be fulfilled and a few forever unfulfilled." 1694 01:34:36.000 --> 01:34:38.280 "What can I say?" 1695 01:34:38.400 --> 01:34:40.480 "Please come back." 1696 01:34:40.600 --> 01:34:42.680 "Please come back." 1697 01:34:42.800 --> 01:34:43.760 "Please come back." 1698 01:34:43.880 --> 01:34:47.080 "You don't need to think so hard." 1699 01:34:47.200 --> 01:34:49.240 "Please come back." 1700 01:34:49.360 --> 01:34:51.400 "Please come back." 1701 01:34:51.520 --> 01:34:52.520 "Please come back." 1702 01:34:52.640 --> 01:34:56.160 "You don't need to think so hard." 1703 01:35:13.400 --> 01:35:20.640 "Let's dwell in each other's hearts, even if only for a while." 1704 01:35:22.240 --> 01:35:29.480 "Let's just live and not bother about the trials." 1705 01:35:31.080 --> 01:35:39.760 "Let's recourse the wandered promise to the right path." 1706 01:35:39.880 --> 01:35:41.520 "Let's rekindle hope..." 1707 01:35:41.640 --> 01:35:43.360 Kalindi, your ticket... 1708 01:35:45.280 --> 01:35:46.560 Where's Kalindi? 1709 01:35:46.960 --> 01:35:48.560 She's gone to the house one last time, before she leaves. 1710 01:35:48.680 --> 01:35:50.720 "Please come back.." 1711 01:35:50.840 --> 01:35:53.760 "Please come back.." 1712 01:35:53.880 --> 01:35:56.280 What a disastrous non-wedding it is! 1713 01:35:56.760 --> 01:35:57.880 The groom's selling his house. 1714 01:35:57.960 --> 01:36:00.560 The bride's leaving her house, so pathetic! 1715 01:36:00.680 --> 01:36:04.880 "There will be many evenings which will come to a standstill." 1716 01:36:05.000 --> 01:36:09.280 "There will be many conversations without any frills." 1717 01:36:09.440 --> 01:36:11.560 "We'll act stubborn over a small issue..." 1718 01:36:11.640 --> 01:36:17.640 "it'll be a long night I understand." 1719 01:36:18.160 --> 01:36:20.280 "We'll still manage to love each other in the end." 1720 01:36:20.400 --> 01:36:21.560 Poor Kaloo. 1721 01:36:22.280 --> 01:36:24.160 She's going back in such bad shape. 1722 01:36:24.280 --> 01:36:25.560 All alone! 1723 01:36:26.440 --> 01:36:28.360 Does her dad even know what happened? 1724 01:36:28.840 --> 01:36:31.720 Only if he could spare time from philandering. 1725 01:36:32.360 --> 01:36:34.200 I feel so helpless. 1726 01:36:34.960 --> 01:36:37.120 I really miss Ritu Aunty. 1727 01:36:37.240 --> 01:36:38.840 Seriously, man. 1728 01:36:39.000 --> 01:36:40.400 She had balls. 1729 01:36:41.040 --> 01:36:43.760 None of this would happen, if she were here. 1730 01:36:44.960 --> 01:36:46.720 All the uncles, Malhotras.. 1731 01:36:46.840 --> 01:36:49.400 She would have taught them all a lesson! 1732 01:36:49.520 --> 01:36:51.600 "You were right there.." 1733 01:36:51.720 --> 01:36:56.960 "Yet you were unavailable and I was missing." 1734 01:36:58.280 --> 01:37:05.320 "Now that we've come together, why don't you stay?" 1735 01:37:11.640 --> 01:37:13.240 Where are you going? - To teach them a lesson. 1736 01:37:13.360 --> 01:37:14.600 Uncle! 1737 01:37:15.600 --> 01:37:17.520 No, no, no! 1738 01:37:17.640 --> 01:37:20.600 I'll readily dance at the signal with the lepers, naked. 1739 01:37:20.720 --> 01:37:23.040 But I will never talk to that scoundrel. 1740 01:37:23.160 --> 01:37:24.160 Never! 1741 01:37:24.400 --> 01:37:25.440 See! 1742 01:37:25.560 --> 01:37:28.720 The smaller the brain the bigger the ego! 1743 01:37:30.280 --> 01:37:31.920 It's been four years. 1744 01:37:32.040 --> 01:37:33.960 The only people benefiting are the lawyers. 1745 01:37:34.080 --> 01:37:35.720 And who is suffering? 1746 01:37:35.840 --> 01:37:37.040 Kalindi. 1747 01:37:39.480 --> 01:37:40.480 Uncle! 1748 01:37:40.600 --> 01:37:42.200 Are you listening to me? 1749 01:37:42.440 --> 01:37:44.080 How can you be so selfish? 1750 01:37:44.200 --> 01:37:46.640 After aunty passed away, instead of supporting her 1751 01:37:46.760 --> 01:37:48.160 all of you have started throwing tantrums. 1752 01:37:48.280 --> 01:37:49.240 I have always made Kaloo.. 1753 01:37:49.360 --> 01:37:52.280 And that day, during the function you guys crossed all limits. 1754 01:37:52.400 --> 01:37:55.640 In front of so many people, you started fighting like loafers! 1755 01:37:59.080 --> 01:38:00.480 Come on, Uncle! 1756 01:38:01.160 --> 01:38:02.680 End this now. 1757 01:38:02.920 --> 01:38:04.280 Seriously, Cookie. 1758 01:38:04.400 --> 01:38:06.680 Don't you understand what Kalindi is going through? 1759 01:38:06.840 --> 01:38:10.840 For a change, instead of yourself think about her. 1760 01:38:12.200 --> 01:38:13.840 Kalindi is going back tonight. 1761 01:38:14.600 --> 01:38:17.480 Do you want her to never come back? 1762 01:38:17.600 --> 01:38:20.280 Hello? Hi Krishna Uncle, Sakshi here. 1763 01:38:20.760 --> 01:38:23.320 Do you have a minute? Good. 1764 01:38:23.440 --> 01:38:25.880 Because Cookie Uncle wants to talk to you. 1765 01:38:26.120 --> 01:38:27.120 One sec. 1766 01:38:28.240 --> 01:38:29.320 Come on, Uncle. 1767 01:38:30.480 --> 01:38:32.600 Uncle! - Come on. 1768 01:38:42.800 --> 01:38:43.840 Yes, Krishna. 1769 01:38:55.800 --> 01:38:58.000 You know I never understood 1770 01:38:58.720 --> 01:39:02.560 why did you have to vacate the house after our fight. 1771 01:39:05.280 --> 01:39:06.480 Honestly speaking... 1772 01:39:08.200 --> 01:39:10.560 I wasn't angry at Paromita. 1773 01:39:12.120 --> 01:39:14.280 I was angry because I felt that.. 1774 01:39:16.320 --> 01:39:17.880 Because of her. 1775 01:39:19.800 --> 01:39:21.840 Kalindi left us. 1776 01:39:24.080 --> 01:39:26.560 And you two left me. 1777 01:39:27.560 --> 01:39:32.400 Cookie I've supported all your choices and decisions. 1778 01:39:32.560 --> 01:39:33.640 Always. 1779 01:39:37.040 --> 01:39:38.480 I'm sorry, bro. 1780 01:39:45.440 --> 01:39:46.640 What's this? 1781 01:39:52.160 --> 01:39:54.000 Property papers of Shanti Niwas. 1782 01:39:54.120 --> 01:39:55.440 Is this your idea? 1783 01:39:57.320 --> 01:40:02.160 Ever since childhood, have you done anything in moderation? 1784 01:40:05.240 --> 01:40:06.680 Crazy fool. 1785 01:40:06.880 --> 01:40:07.720 Where's uncle? 1786 01:40:07.840 --> 01:40:10.000 I'll miss my damn flight! 1787 01:40:11.000 --> 01:40:13.000 Uncle, I thought you forgot! - Sorry, kiddo. 1788 01:40:13.120 --> 01:40:16.040 There was something pending that I should've taken care of long ago. 1789 01:40:20.080 --> 01:40:21.120 Papa? 1790 01:40:27.640 --> 01:40:28.880 What's going on? 1791 01:40:29.080 --> 01:40:30.560 The epic battle is over! 1792 01:40:31.280 --> 01:40:33.040 No more villains. 1793 01:40:37.360 --> 01:40:42.000 My dear, I can't bring back the time lost. 1794 01:40:42.120 --> 01:40:46.080 But I can at least try to make our future better. 1795 01:40:46.960 --> 01:40:47.960 Cookie. 1796 01:40:48.760 --> 01:40:50.480 Our gift to you. 1797 01:41:00.200 --> 01:41:01.680 Papers of the house? 1798 01:41:01.800 --> 01:41:02.960 Uncle.. 1799 01:41:06.560 --> 01:41:08.040 I can't take this. 1800 01:41:08.480 --> 01:41:10.120 The house always was 1801 01:41:10.240 --> 01:41:11.440 and is, yours. 1802 01:41:21.440 --> 01:41:22.800 I really missed you. 1803 01:41:30.240 --> 01:41:31.280 You know... 1804 01:41:31.920 --> 01:41:34.200 whenever Ritu and I used to fight 1805 01:41:34.640 --> 01:41:36.280 she used to go and paint. 1806 01:41:38.720 --> 01:41:42.800 That's why it looked more of a museum than a house. 1807 01:41:45.200 --> 01:41:46.120 True. 1808 01:41:48.200 --> 01:41:49.800 We fought a lot, didn't we? 1809 01:41:52.600 --> 01:41:54.200 Like cats and dogs. 1810 01:41:55.360 --> 01:41:56.400 Really? 1811 01:41:57.400 --> 01:42:00.160 Whatever we were, however we were... 1812 01:42:00.640 --> 01:42:01.960 we were family. 1813 01:42:06.320 --> 01:42:08.000 I've made a lot of mistakes. 1814 01:42:09.120 --> 01:42:11.400 Being angry, being stubborn. 1815 01:42:18.080 --> 01:42:20.080 Maybe I'm just as stubborn. 1816 01:42:20.520 --> 01:42:21.640 Maybe. 1817 01:42:22.440 --> 01:42:24.920 But you are smarter than me, Kalindi. 1818 01:42:25.840 --> 01:42:28.120 I'm sure you'll take the right decision. 1819 01:42:36.760 --> 01:42:38.760 Rishabh is a very nice guy. 1820 01:42:39.640 --> 01:42:41.600 Your mummy would have loved him. 1821 01:42:58.640 --> 01:42:59.800 You're back. 1822 01:42:59.920 --> 01:43:01.160 No, still on the way. 1823 01:43:01.520 --> 01:43:03.560 Lawyer sent these papers for you to sign and send them back. 1824 01:43:03.680 --> 01:43:04.680 Here. 1825 01:43:05.160 --> 01:43:06.120 Mohan, get me food. 1826 01:43:06.240 --> 01:43:07.560 Shishu? 1827 01:43:07.680 --> 01:43:08.760 Why are you eating downstairs? 1828 01:43:08.880 --> 01:43:09.760 You should go and eat upstairs. 1829 01:43:09.880 --> 01:43:11.960 You are the one who insists on eating in the dining room. 1830 01:43:12.080 --> 01:43:13.920 Hey, don't argue just go. 1831 01:43:14.360 --> 01:43:15.560 Shishu, listen.. 1832 01:43:15.680 --> 01:43:17.640 I had asked the priest to pray specially. 1833 01:43:17.960 --> 01:43:19.160 Have the offering. 1834 01:43:19.280 --> 01:43:20.800 Everything will be fine. 1835 01:43:21.440 --> 01:43:23.160 Okay? Go now. Go! 1836 01:43:25.360 --> 01:43:26.400 Everything's okay! 1837 01:43:51.760 --> 01:43:52.720 Hi! 1838 01:44:05.600 --> 01:44:06.720 Hi Kaloo. 1839 01:44:09.320 --> 01:44:10.240 Look! 1840 01:44:10.640 --> 01:44:13.040 It's still very scary for me... 1841 01:44:13.960 --> 01:44:15.560 but I still want to do it. 1842 01:44:17.960 --> 01:44:20.280 'Cause not doing it is even scarier. 1843 01:44:25.320 --> 01:44:26.560 Rishabh Malhotra... 1844 01:44:27.760 --> 01:44:28.960 will you marry me? 1845 01:44:34.040 --> 01:44:35.600 Oh God! 1846 01:44:36.960 --> 01:44:39.200 Just a minute. Baby, I'll be right back. 1847 01:45:02.720 --> 01:45:03.960 Is it too late, Rishabh? 1848 01:45:05.080 --> 01:45:06.920 I had gone looking for our ring. 1849 01:45:12.360 --> 01:45:14.560 Baby, this all this... 1850 01:45:15.560 --> 01:45:17.360 it's not going to be easy. 1851 01:45:18.640 --> 01:45:20.080 Family never is! 1852 01:45:29.360 --> 01:45:30.360 Sarita! 1853 01:45:30.480 --> 01:45:32.160 There they are! 1854 01:46:19.600 --> 01:46:22.320 Going to be bride, show us your beautiful face!! 1855 01:46:23.560 --> 01:46:24.560 Wow. 1856 01:46:26.240 --> 01:46:27.120 Kaloo! 1857 01:46:27.240 --> 01:46:29.120 Looking so beautiful. - Looking so gorgeous. 1858 01:46:42.320 --> 01:46:44.040 What's your name, son? 1859 01:46:44.160 --> 01:46:45.840 Kabir Singh Stinson. 1860 01:46:46.040 --> 01:46:46.920 What's your name? 1861 01:46:47.040 --> 01:46:49.120 Hey, my name is also Kabir Singh. 1862 01:46:52.280 --> 01:46:54.120 Okay, I've brought something for all of you. 1863 01:46:54.200 --> 01:46:55.800 What? - Something small. 1864 01:46:56.800 --> 01:47:00.560 Mom had four of these, I think each of us should keep one. 1865 01:47:00.640 --> 01:47:01.680 But.. 1866 01:47:02.800 --> 01:47:04.560 Kalindi, how can we.. 1867 01:47:04.640 --> 01:47:06.360 She would've wanted us to have it. 1868 01:47:08.640 --> 01:47:09.760 It's beautiful. 1869 01:47:21.640 --> 01:47:25.480 Welcome, welcome! 1870 01:47:26.040 --> 01:47:28.320 Welcome. - I'll have to attend this call. 1871 01:47:40.200 --> 01:47:41.280 Badé Papa! 1872 01:47:46.400 --> 01:47:48.160 You look just like Ritu! 1873 01:47:51.080 --> 01:47:52.400 Papa! 1874 01:47:53.360 --> 01:47:54.720 You know the tailor had made this skirt, 1875 01:47:54.800 --> 01:47:56.560 two inches longer. 1876 01:47:57.160 --> 01:47:59.800 Ritu kept tripping on it. 1877 01:48:03.800 --> 01:48:07.120 I couldn't understand a thing when she left us. 1878 01:48:07.640 --> 01:48:10.000 What should I do? Where should I go? 1879 01:48:13.960 --> 01:48:15.640 And I'm really sorry my dear.. 1880 01:48:16.320 --> 01:48:19.280 I left you all alone after she passed away. 1881 01:48:19.360 --> 01:48:20.600 I'm really sorry. 1882 01:48:24.120 --> 01:48:25.600 I was never alone, Papa. 1883 01:48:26.000 --> 01:48:29.040 Where are you going? - There is your car. 1884 01:48:31.400 --> 01:48:33.240 Damn... damn. 1885 01:48:36.160 --> 01:48:38.640 I called him. He was happy to come. 1886 01:48:55.720 --> 01:48:57.560 Hi, Aunty. Hello, Aunty. 1887 01:48:57.640 --> 01:48:58.920 You're looking nice. - Hello, Aunty. 1888 01:48:59.000 --> 01:49:00.440 Nice dress. 1889 01:49:00.520 --> 01:49:04.240 I thought I should share the good news with you personally. 1890 01:49:04.320 --> 01:49:06.600 Actually, my divorce just got finalized. 1891 01:49:06.680 --> 01:49:12.160 You see, my dog of a husband caught me *** myself. 1892 01:49:12.240 --> 01:49:14.720 You know, right? Self-service? 1893 01:49:15.000 --> 01:49:17.000 And by the way, as we are on the topic of sex and drugs.. 1894 01:49:17.080 --> 01:49:19.200 Aunty, I should tell you that your son. 1895 01:49:19.280 --> 01:49:21.800 Is the most famous coke dealer of Green Park. 1896 01:49:21.880 --> 01:49:25.160 And his biggest client is your daughter Aunty. 1897 01:49:25.240 --> 01:49:28.400 And they are also having an affair. 1898 01:49:28.960 --> 01:49:31.280 Can't help it. Coke's too expensive these days. 1899 01:49:32.560 --> 01:49:34.520 Anyway, who cares! 1900 01:49:48.160 --> 01:49:49.880 You didn't want to write my name? 1901 01:49:50.160 --> 01:49:51.360 Hi, Bhandari. 1902 01:49:51.440 --> 01:49:53.120 Hello, beautiful. 1903 01:49:55.680 --> 01:49:58.400 You know, I dreamed about you last night. 1904 01:49:58.560 --> 01:50:01.320 Did I have my clothes on? - Unfortunately yes. 1905 01:50:02.560 --> 01:50:04.560 Bye, Bhandari. - Listen. 1906 01:50:04.640 --> 01:50:05.640 See you downstairs. 1907 01:50:05.720 --> 01:50:08.360 What about your mobile number? - Didn't get it in your dreams? 1908 01:50:14.040 --> 01:50:19.000 'Kalandi and her weird and eccentric Bros...' 1909 01:50:19.080 --> 01:50:21.120 have made it so far. 1910 01:50:21.200 --> 01:50:24.760 'They had each other's back They understood each other.' 1911 01:50:29.160 --> 01:50:32.160 'They will make mistakes.' 1912 01:50:32.400 --> 01:50:34.240 'And they will learn from these mistakes.' 1913 01:50:34.320 --> 01:50:36.240 'They will write their own stories..' 1914 01:50:36.320 --> 01:50:39.240 'which will be better than fairytales that give false hope.' 1915 01:50:43.320 --> 01:50:45.960 'Their stories will have a new twist every day.' 1916 01:50:46.040 --> 01:50:49.280 'And they will have a new happy ending every day.' 1917 01:50:51.200 --> 01:50:53.080 Hello? - Hello, beautiful. 1918 01:50:53.160 --> 01:50:54.320 Bhandari.. 1919 01:50:54.880 --> 01:50:56.240 How did you get my number? 1920 01:50:56.320 --> 01:50:58.400 Where there is a will there is a way... 1921 01:50:58.480 --> 01:51:00.080 I know it's a cliché. 1922 01:51:00.560 --> 01:51:01.400 Look towards your right. 1923 01:51:01.480 --> 01:51:03.440 Your mom gave me your number. 1924 01:51:06.520 --> 01:51:07.880 Listen, Bhandari. 1925 01:51:08.840 --> 01:51:10.600 I have no intentions of getting married. 1926 01:51:10.680 --> 01:51:12.800 I'm not running behind you with a ring either. 1927 01:51:13.440 --> 01:51:15.440 How about a date? 1928 01:51:17.480 --> 01:51:19.800 Fine, I'll think about it. Call me tomorrow. 1929 01:51:19.880 --> 01:51:20.840 Okay, done. 1930 01:51:21.840 --> 01:51:23.240 Hey listen.. 1931 01:51:24.000 --> 01:51:25.360 What's your first name? 1932 01:51:25.720 --> 01:51:27.440 Will tell you tomorrow, on our date. 1933 01:51:41.120 --> 01:51:44.760 "Brothers... Brothers." 1934 01:51:48.000 --> 01:51:52.920 "Brothers... Brothers." 1935 01:52:06.000 --> 01:52:08.400 "Hide the clocks, lock the doors." 1936 01:52:08.480 --> 01:52:11.120 "Looking at the time isn't allowed no more." 1937 01:52:14.960 --> 01:52:17.960 "Hide the clocks, lock the doors." 1938 01:52:18.040 --> 01:52:23.960 "Looking at the time isn't allowed no more." 1939 01:52:24.520 --> 01:52:28.040 "We'll rock the dance floor as planned, when no one gives a damn!" 1940 01:52:28.120 --> 01:52:31.720 "We'll rock the dance floor as planned, when no one gives a damn!" 1941 01:52:31.800 --> 01:52:34.360 "We'll rock the dance floor as planned." 1942 01:52:34.760 --> 01:52:36.880 "Manali stuff is getting me high." 1943 01:52:36.960 --> 01:52:39.560 "I take left when I'm supposed to go right." 1944 01:52:39.640 --> 01:52:43.600 "I take left.. when I'm supposed to go right." 1945 01:52:43.680 --> 01:52:47.320 "We'll rock the dance floor tonight When we fly like a kite." 1946 01:52:47.400 --> 01:52:52.520 "We'll rock the dance floor tonight.. When we fly like a kite." 1947 01:52:52.840 --> 01:52:54.320 "Give me some heavy now." 1948 01:52:58.240 --> 01:52:59.360 "Harder." 1949 01:53:13.200 --> 01:53:16.800 "Mesmerize with your eyes, unleash your desire hidden inside." 1950 01:53:16.880 --> 01:53:17.880 "And rock the dance floor." 1951 01:53:17.960 --> 01:53:21.520 "Use the excuse of the night, let the love soar with delight." 1952 01:53:21.600 --> 01:53:22.440 "And rock the dance floor." 1953 01:53:22.520 --> 01:53:26.800 "This is what everyone in India also understands." 1954 01:53:26.880 --> 01:53:30.360 "We'll rock the dance floor as planned, when no one gives a damn!" 1955 01:53:30.440 --> 01:53:34.040 "We'll rock the dance floor as planned, when no one gives a damn!" 1956 01:53:34.120 --> 01:53:36.600 "We'll rock the dance floor as planned.." 1957 01:53:36.960 --> 01:53:41.920 "After so many Tinder swipe, I got the one who is my Mr. Right." 1958 01:53:42.000 --> 01:53:46.000 "The one who is my Mr. Right." I got the one who is my Mr. Right." 1959 01:53:46.080 --> 01:53:49.640 "We'll rock the dance floor tight.. When we hookup tonight!" 1960 01:53:49.720 --> 01:53:54.880 "We'll rock the dance floor tight When we hookup tonight!" 1961 01:53:55.240 --> 01:53:56.720 "Give me some heavy now." 1962 01:54:00.600 --> 01:54:02.080 "Harder." 1963 01:54:09.640 --> 01:54:12.000 "We'll rock the dance floor." 1964 01:54:12.080 --> 01:54:14.240 "We'll rock the dance floor." 1965 01:54:14.320 --> 01:54:16.320 "We'll rock the dance floor." 1966 01:54:16.400 --> 01:54:18.680 "We'll rock the dance floor.." 1967 01:54:19.320 --> 01:54:21.560 "Hide the clocks, lock the doors." 1968 01:54:21.640 --> 01:54:23.680 "Looking at the time isn't allowed no more." 1969 01:54:23.760 --> 01:54:27.160 "Looking at the time isn't allowed no more." 1970 01:54:27.480 --> 01:54:31.720 "We'll rock the dance floor as planned, when no one gives a damn!" 1971 01:54:31.800 --> 01:54:33.880 "We'll rock the dance floor as planned." 1972 01:54:33.960 --> 01:54:35.880 "We'll rock the dance floor as planned." 1973 01:54:35.960 --> 01:54:38.280 "We'll rock the dance floor as planned." 1974 01:55:01.000 --> 01:55:04.560 "Let me whisper a true feeling of mine." 1975 01:55:05.040 --> 01:55:09.320 "I forget the world when I see you smile." 1976 01:55:10.320 --> 01:55:14.040 "Let me know I should it explain to you how." 1977 01:55:14.400 --> 01:55:18.720 "You should leave the one who is with you now." 1978 01:55:19.080 --> 01:55:23.600 "Why so much of attitude, I don't like it." 1979 01:55:23.680 --> 01:55:28.400 "You ask too many questions, I'm not paying attention to it." 1980 01:55:28.480 --> 01:55:31.800 "Tell me how much more do I need to praise you?" 1981 01:55:33.160 --> 01:55:36.760 "Tell me how much more do I need to praise you?" 1982 01:55:37.880 --> 01:55:41.200 "Tell me how much more do I need to praise you?" 1983 01:55:42.560 --> 01:55:45.840 "Tell me how much more do I need to praise you?" 1984 01:55:47.320 --> 01:55:49.560 "Baby, my mind, you blow." 1985 01:55:49.640 --> 01:55:51.880 "Others shine, you glow." 1986 01:55:51.960 --> 01:55:56.640 "You wear jeans so tight, just like my flow." 1987 01:55:56.720 --> 01:55:59.320 "Baby, goddamn, you're 100, others average." 1988 01:55:59.400 --> 01:56:01.280 "Others are savage, baby you are raw." 1989 01:56:01.360 --> 01:56:06.200 "I like everything about you which others think is a flaw." 1990 01:56:06.280 --> 01:56:08.320 "Baby, let's go right now." 1991 01:56:08.400 --> 01:56:10.680 "Don't make wait anyhow." 1992 01:56:10.760 --> 01:56:13.120 "Your waist is lean, your words are so mean." 1993 01:56:13.200 --> 01:56:15.360 "You're on dieting, so attitude's off the menu too now." 1994 01:56:15.440 --> 01:56:18.840 "Tell me how much more do I need to praise you?" 1995 01:56:20.200 --> 01:56:23.520 "Tell me how much more do I need to praise you?" 1996 01:56:24.880 --> 01:56:28.160 "Tell me how much more do I need to praise you?" 1997 01:56:29.560 --> 01:56:32.880 "Tell me how much more do I need to praise you?" 1998 01:56:36.560 --> 01:56:38.480 "Why don't you get me?" 1999 01:56:38.600 --> 01:56:40.360 "Why do you fight me?" 2000 01:56:40.960 --> 01:56:45.480 "You look beautiful, but your nature is deceitful." 2001 01:56:45.680 --> 01:56:50.320 "You don't get it, I have told you so many times." 2002 01:56:50.400 --> 01:56:52.640 "Come with me." 2003 01:56:53.160 --> 01:56:57.600 "Why so much of attitude, I don't like it." 2004 01:56:57.680 --> 01:57:02.360 "You ask too many questions, I'm not paying attention to it." 2005 01:57:02.440 --> 01:57:06.200 "Tell me how much more do I need to praise you?" 2006 01:57:07.160 --> 01:57:11.160 "Tell me how much more do I need to praise you?" 2007 01:57:11.800 --> 01:57:15.680 "Tell me how much more do I need to praise you?" 2008 01:57:16.520 --> 01:57:20.200 "Tell me how much more do I need to praise you?" 2009 01:57:21.280 --> 01:57:25.760 "Why so much of attitude, I don't like it." 2010 01:57:25.880 --> 01:57:30.640 "You ask too many questions, I'm not paying attention to it." 2011 01:57:30.720 --> 01:57:34.960 "Tell me how much more do I need to praise you?" 2012 01:57:35.400 --> 01:57:39.600 "Tell me how much more do I need to praise you?" 2013 01:57:40.120 --> 01:57:44.320 "Tell me how much more do I need to praise you?" 2014 01:57:44.800 --> 01:57:49.040 "Tell me how much more do I need to praise you?" 2015 01:57:49.600 --> 01:57:51.800 "Baby, my mind, you blow." 2016 01:57:51.880 --> 01:57:54.200 "Others shine, you glow." 2017 01:57:54.280 --> 01:57:59.000 "You wear jeans so tight, just like my flow." 2018 01:57:59.120 --> 01:58:00.800 "Baby, goddamn, you're 100, others average." 2019 01:58:00.880 --> 01:58:03.640 "Others are savage, baby you are raw." 2020 01:58:03.720 --> 01:58:08.440 "I like everything about you which others think is a flaw." 2021 01:58:08.520 --> 01:58:10.560 "Baby, let's go right now." 2022 01:58:10.640 --> 01:58:13.000 "Don't make wait anyhow." 2023 01:58:13.080 --> 01:58:15.360 "Your waist is lean, your words are so mean." 2024 01:58:15.440 --> 01:58:17.680 "You're on dieting, so attitude's off the menu too now." 2025 01:58:17.760 --> 01:58:21.680 "Tell me how much more do I need to praise you?" 2026 01:58:22.480 --> 01:58:26.520 "Tell me how much more do I need to praise you?" 2027 01:58:27.080 --> 01:58:31.320 "Tell me how much more do I need to praise you?" 2028 01:58:31.800 --> 01:58:35.440 "Tell me how much more do I need to praise you?"