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WEBVTT - https://subtitletools.com 00:01:21.208 --> 00:01:22.458 Xiao Wei 00:01:22.917 --> 00:01:23.958 Xiao Wei 00:01:24.250 --> 00:01:25.583 Come back to eat 00:01:25.792 --> 00:01:26.542 OK 00:01:26.542 --> 00:01:27.792 I'll be back in a sec 00:01:28.042 --> 00:01:30.125 Bye 00:01:33.000 --> 00:01:34.208 Be careful 00:02:27.542 --> 00:02:29.333 Great Mercy Buddha 00:02:29.542 --> 00:02:31.833 Bless our Xiao Wei grow up peacefully and safely 00:02:31.833 --> 00:02:33.292 Time to eat 00:02:34.625 --> 00:02:35.792 Xiao Wei 00:02:37.417 --> 00:02:38.667 Look 00:02:39.875 --> 00:02:41.167 Sit 00:02:43.208 --> 00:02:45.958 Today is our Xiao Wei's birthday 00:02:46.292 --> 00:02:49.125 Guess what gift I had prepared for you 00:02:51.625 --> 00:02:53.042 I don't know 00:02:59.917 --> 00:03:00.958 It's so beautiful 00:03:00.958 --> 00:03:02.458 Thank you mother 00:03:05.375 --> 00:03:07.208 Oh I have a birthday gift 00:03:09.375 --> 00:03:10.167 There's another dish 00:03:10.167 --> 00:03:11.625 Mom to get it 00:03:34.292 --> 00:03:35.333 Tsunami is coming 00:03:35.500 --> 00:03:36.542 Tsunami is coming 00:03:36.542 --> 00:03:37.875 Hurry! Run! 00:03:38.125 --> 00:03:38.792 Xiao Wei 00:03:39.000 --> 00:03:40.208 Xiao Wei 00:03:40.583 --> 00:03:42.042 Help! 00:03:42.042 --> 00:03:43.417 Run! Run! 00:03:45.625 --> 00:03:46.333 Help! 00:03:46.333 --> 00:03:47.792 Tsunami is coming 00:04:10.708 --> 00:04:11.792 Xiao Wei 00:04:11.833 --> 00:04:13.000 Xiao Wei 00:04:15.542 --> 00:04:16.333 Xiao Wei 00:04:16.333 --> 00:04:17.375 Wow 00:04:42.833 --> 00:04:44.167 I am back 00:04:44.458 --> 00:04:45.958 Did you miss me? 00:04:45.958 --> 00:04:48.542 Look for Mad monk when there's danger, it doesn't take a minute 00:04:48.750 --> 00:04:50.333 You go aside and hide yourself quickly 00:04:50.708 --> 00:04:52.333 Thank you Saint Monk 00:04:56.125 --> 00:04:58.000 Your three-legged cat kung fu 00:04:58.000 --> 00:05:00.083 Sneeze me 00:05:12.833 --> 00:05:14.875 You know this is my playground 00:05:14.875 --> 00:05:16.333 You actually dared to come make trouble 00:05:16.333 --> 00:05:18.875 Did you eat leopard gut? Fish pit monster 00:05:18.875 --> 00:05:20.500 Yu Hang monster 00:05:20.500 --> 00:05:22.750 Fish pit monster is fish pit monster 00:05:22.750 --> 00:05:24.667 It is Yu Hang monster 00:05:24.667 --> 00:05:25.500 I settled you so many times 00:05:25.500 --> 00:05:26.542 Don't I remember it? 00:05:26.542 --> 00:05:28.667 Fish pit monster, it is fish pit monster 00:05:28.667 --> 00:05:30.583 It's not fish pit, not fish pit 00:05:30.583 --> 00:05:31.833 OK OK 00:05:32.042 --> 00:05:33.458 Wait until I finish this game 00:05:33.458 --> 00:05:34.833 I will set a tombstone for you 00:05:34.833 --> 00:05:38.333 Writing "Yu Hang monster" with the biggest word 00:05:38.333 --> 00:05:40.000 Was it OK? 00:05:40.292 --> 00:05:42.208 You better set the tombstone for yourself and the villagers 00:05:42.208 --> 00:05:44.625 I shall sweep this village today 00:05:44.625 --> 00:05:47.500 Why are you so murderous today? 00:05:47.500 --> 00:05:49.875 You see how dirty they are with my river 00:05:49.875 --> 00:05:52.042 Pissing, shitting and dumping garbage everyday 00:05:52.042 --> 00:05:54.500 Why do I have to be so good to them? 00:05:55.292 --> 00:05:57.000 You're right 00:05:57.000 --> 00:05:58.667 Smell this river indeed 00:05:58.667 --> 00:05:59.500 Ah 00:05:59.500 --> 00:06:01.458 it's stinkier than my armpit 00:06:01.792 --> 00:06:02.750 Hey 00:06:02.917 --> 00:06:05.250 Although they are really doing it wrong 00:06:05.375 --> 00:06:07.000 But you can't do this 00:06:07.000 --> 00:06:09.417 To kill them with so much water 00:06:09.417 --> 00:06:10.708 This is environmentally friendly 00:06:10.708 --> 00:06:11.750 I don't care 00:06:11.750 --> 00:06:13.708 I'm going to lose my temper today anyway 00:06:19.333 --> 00:06:21.833 You've already used these tricks few years ago 00:06:21.833 --> 00:06:23.625 Still have faces to use it 00:06:23.625 --> 00:06:25.750 Do you have any creative ideas? 00:06:25.875 --> 00:06:26.750 Good 00:06:26.750 --> 00:06:28.125 Show you a new trick 00:06:28.125 --> 00:06:31.292 I've been practicing the trick Spleen Eight for three years 00:06:31.292 --> 00:06:34.875 Here I am today and you can't be presumptuous 00:06:34.875 --> 00:06:35.792 Hum 00:06:35.792 --> 00:06:36.792 Ah 00:06:36.917 --> 00:06:38.708 You Spleen Eight 00:06:46.542 --> 00:06:47.542 Where did you go? 00:06:47.542 --> 00:06:48.958 Up here 00:06:49.000 --> 00:06:51.667 Luohan turns the sky 00:06:51.667 --> 00:06:52.917 This trick again 00:06:52.917 --> 00:06:54.750 You are also not creative as well 00:07:13.500 --> 00:07:14.875 Say I'm not creative 00:07:14.875 --> 00:07:17.875 Why use new tricks to deal with such low-level monster like you 00:07:17.875 --> 00:07:19.542 More importantly 00:07:19.542 --> 00:07:21.208 Family audience like it 00:07:21.208 --> 00:07:23.875 Many children are waiting for this trick 00:07:24.458 --> 00:07:26.000 So remember this place is mine 00:07:26.000 --> 00:07:27.667 Don't come back to trouble 00:07:36.750 --> 00:07:37.750 Dao Ji 00:07:37.750 --> 00:07:39.458 Don't be too proud 00:07:40.000 --> 00:07:41.250 I come today 00:07:41.250 --> 00:07:43.000 To test you for my big boss 00:07:43.625 --> 00:07:45.792 Wait until the reincarnation of my big boss 00:07:46.750 --> 00:07:48.667 Dominating the world 00:07:49.333 --> 00:07:52.000 The whole world is ours 00:07:57.333 --> 00:07:58.917 Told you guys countless times 00:07:58.917 --> 00:08:01.292 We must pay attention to environmental protection and love the nature 00:08:01.292 --> 00:08:02.625 You guys just do not listen 00:08:02.625 --> 00:08:03.958 Well, the trouble came this time 00:08:03.958 --> 00:08:06.167 I'm busy everyday to Purdue sentient beings 00:08:06.167 --> 00:08:09.167 I'm not able to rescue you guys always in time 00:08:09.167 --> 00:08:10.625 Do you know? 00:08:10.917 --> 00:08:12.458 You are lying 00:08:12.958 --> 00:08:14.917 This guy is lying 00:08:14.917 --> 00:08:16.250 What lie did I say? 00:08:16.250 --> 00:08:17.958 Let me expose his true features 00:08:17.958 --> 00:08:19.792 You say it you say it you say it 00:08:19.833 --> 00:08:21.167 This master 00:08:21.167 --> 00:08:23.208 He is not busy to Purdue sentient beings 00:08:23.208 --> 00:08:23.958 He was 00:08:23.958 --> 00:08:25.917 Fell asleep 00:08:25.917 --> 00:08:27.292 How do you know? 00:08:32.333 --> 00:08:35.500 If he can come to this village earlier 00:08:35.500 --> 00:08:37.208 It will not be like this 00:08:37.208 --> 00:08:38.167 Isn't it? 00:08:38.167 --> 00:08:39.958 You look at the clothes we just sun dried yesterday 00:08:39.958 --> 00:08:41.042 It's all wet 00:08:41.042 --> 00:08:42.625 I'm just miserable 00:08:43.167 --> 00:08:45.833 I almost win the thirteen orphans 00:08:45.833 --> 00:08:48.625 You compensate me now? 00:08:48.625 --> 00:08:51.458 I called for help and my voice is almost dumb, you didn't come 00:08:51.458 --> 00:08:54.333 Should you reflect your working attitude? 00:08:55.417 --> 00:08:56.375 You guys look 00:08:56.375 --> 00:08:58.542 My salted fish is dead 00:08:59.625 --> 00:09:00.708 You compensate me my fish 00:09:00.708 --> 00:09:01.583 You compensate me 00:09:01.583 --> 00:09:02.958 You compensate me my fish 00:09:03.042 --> 00:09:04.542 You in vain our family of three 00:09:04.542 --> 00:09:07.750 Go to Ling Yin Temple to burn incense, pray and add oil every year 00:09:07.750 --> 00:09:10.833 You can't even do a good job of getting rid of the water monster, such a small thing 00:09:10.833 --> 00:09:11.583 Oh yes 00:09:11.583 --> 00:09:12.583 Can't be done well on such little thing 00:09:12.583 --> 00:09:13.708 Ah Wait 00:09:13.708 --> 00:09:14.958 Mr. 00:09:14.958 --> 00:09:16.333 Who are you? 00:09:16.625 --> 00:09:17.750 It's me 00:09:18.125 --> 00:09:19.583 You listen clearly 00:09:19.917 --> 00:09:23.333 I am Sima Liang, pope of Hong Yuan 00:09:23.625 --> 00:09:27.042 I just pass by here to promote my faith 00:09:27.583 --> 00:09:29.250 Encounter such thing in result 00:09:29.250 --> 00:09:30.958 But don't worry 00:09:31.125 --> 00:09:32.833 The aim of our denomination 00:09:32.833 --> 00:09:35.083 Is to care of little and big things in community 00:09:35.292 --> 00:09:37.000 The loss of everyone this time 00:09:37.167 --> 00:09:39.542 I will double compensate to all of you, all right? 00:09:39.542 --> 00:09:40.250 Good 00:09:40.667 --> 00:09:42.083 You are irregular like this 00:09:42.375 --> 00:09:44.458 How do they learn from this? 00:09:44.792 --> 00:09:46.333 Indeed 00:09:47.042 --> 00:09:49.958 There are many rooms in our Taoist temple 00:09:50.000 --> 00:09:51.583 Every room faces north south 00:09:51.583 --> 00:09:52.625 High bed soft pillow 00:09:52.667 --> 00:09:53.708 Only a little bad on food 00:09:53.833 --> 00:09:54.708 Eight dishes one soup 00:09:54.750 --> 00:09:56.625 But there's fruit after meal 00:09:56.875 --> 00:09:58.083 How about it 00:09:58.167 --> 00:09:59.292 It's good 00:09:59.333 --> 00:10:00.292 Really good 00:10:05.375 --> 00:10:06.042 What happened? 00:10:06.125 --> 00:10:07.250 Why are you still standing here stupid? 00:10:07.667 --> 00:10:10.458 We can all stay in Taoist temple 00:10:10.583 --> 00:10:11.250 What are you waiting for? 00:10:11.292 --> 00:10:12.333 Go quickly 00:10:12.375 --> 00:10:13.667 Yeah Yeah 00:10:13.833 --> 00:10:14.625 What about me 00:10:15.375 --> 00:10:16.292 What should I do? 00:10:16.458 --> 00:10:17.708 Don't go 00:10:17.708 --> 00:10:19.250 LingYin Temple is also very good 00:10:19.250 --> 00:10:20.292 Don't go 00:10:22.292 --> 00:10:23.042 Really 00:10:23.500 --> 00:10:24.917 - You guys - Saint monk 00:10:25.000 --> 00:10:26.375 Thank you for the help, Saint monk 00:10:26.375 --> 00:10:27.667 Don't mention it 00:10:28.250 --> 00:10:29.083 Are you ok little brother? 00:10:29.917 --> 00:10:30.875 I'm fine 00:10:31.125 --> 00:10:33.500 But the drum my mom gave me was broken 00:10:33.583 --> 00:10:35.458 We loss our home as well 00:10:36.833 --> 00:10:37.542 Oh saint monk 00:10:38.000 --> 00:10:39.125 If you can come earlier 00:10:39.375 --> 00:10:41.875 Me and Xiao Wei will not be homeless 00:10:44.458 --> 00:10:45.125 Go 00:10:59.542 --> 00:11:00.833 That Xima Liang 00:11:00.833 --> 00:11:02.708 I hold a fan and he also hold a fan 00:11:02.875 --> 00:11:04.042 There must be a problem 00:11:04.125 --> 00:11:05.125 Hum 00:11:06.833 --> 00:11:08.125 Come incense 00:11:08.958 --> 00:11:10.500 Very good incense 00:11:12.250 --> 00:11:13.583 Selling incense 00:11:13.875 --> 00:11:14.958 Take a look at my incense 00:11:15.625 --> 00:11:16.167 Alright alright 00:11:16.208 --> 00:11:17.042 Come in and worship it 00:11:17.375 --> 00:11:19.083 Come, it's your turn 00:11:19.083 --> 00:11:20.125 Selling incense 00:11:20.333 --> 00:11:22.167 It's efficient for seeking wealth and a son 00:11:23.667 --> 00:11:24.792 Come, hurry hurry hurry 00:11:25.042 --> 00:11:26.167 Alright alright alright 00:11:27.750 --> 00:11:28.583 Selling incense 00:11:29.125 --> 00:11:30.292 Take a look at my incense 00:11:35.542 --> 00:11:36.375 Pope Xima 00:11:36.542 --> 00:11:37.708 I run a gambling house 00:11:37.833 --> 00:11:39.167 However the recent business is not good 00:11:39.250 --> 00:11:40.250 Can you let everybody? 00:11:40.583 --> 00:11:41.667 Come gambling always 00:11:46.125 --> 00:11:47.167 There's a saying 00:11:47.167 --> 00:11:48.583 Small gambling can be pleasant 00:11:48.583 --> 00:11:49.500 Big gambling 00:11:49.500 --> 00:11:50.583 Self-cultivation 00:11:50.583 --> 00:11:51.250 Of course 00:11:51.667 --> 00:11:53.625 This kind of healthy and beneficial activity like gambling 00:11:53.667 --> 00:11:54.917 I will definitely support you 00:11:55.125 --> 00:11:56.208 Don't worry 00:11:56.292 --> 00:11:57.458 They will lose badly 00:11:57.583 --> 00:11:59.083 Thank you Pope 00:12:10.208 --> 00:12:12.167 The incense is quite prosperous 00:12:13.083 --> 00:12:14.167 Oh our LingYin temple 00:12:15.083 --> 00:12:16.708 The differences is too far 00:12:26.792 --> 00:12:28.750 The Pope is here 00:12:32.208 --> 00:12:33.125 Grandmaster 00:12:33.167 --> 00:12:35.833 Grandmaster 00:12:35.833 --> 00:12:36.583 I beg you 00:12:36.583 --> 00:12:37.542 Please help me 00:12:37.708 --> 00:12:38.708 Grandmaster 00:12:39.417 --> 00:12:41.083 My poppies harvest is very bad 00:12:41.083 --> 00:12:43.708 Please god, I beg for good weather 00:12:45.250 --> 00:12:46.250 Pope 00:12:46.333 --> 00:12:47.958 My father is more than 9O years old already 00:12:48.083 --> 00:12:49.667 But he still doesn't die 00:12:49.958 --> 00:12:51.583 I bet you pope, please cross him at an early date 00:12:51.625 --> 00:12:52.458 Let me inherit the heritage 00:12:52.542 --> 00:12:53.458 Inherit the heritage 00:12:54.042 --> 00:12:55.792 I beg for good weather master 00:12:55.792 --> 00:12:56.917 Okay okay okay okay 00:12:58.958 --> 00:13:00.042 Listen to me everyone 00:13:00.792 --> 00:13:02.125 All your wishes 00:13:02.458 --> 00:13:03.708 Are beautiful 00:13:04.292 --> 00:13:06.958 As long as everyone pray sincerely to god 00:13:07.750 --> 00:13:10.917 God will definitely give response to every prayer and all request will be granted 00:13:16.625 --> 00:13:19.000 Such excessive demands will all be granted 00:13:19.375 --> 00:13:21.042 Obviously this is a trick 00:13:21.250 --> 00:13:23.667 Long live Hong Yuan 00:13:33.792 --> 00:13:35.000 Oh land father 00:13:35.208 --> 00:13:36.625 Land father, I'm looking for you, come out soon 00:13:39.042 --> 00:13:40.375 Land father 00:13:42.292 --> 00:13:43.417 You are Dragon 00:13:43.417 --> 00:13:44.125 Oh yes 00:13:44.125 --> 00:13:45.375 How do you remember to come to me? 00:13:45.375 --> 00:13:47.167 Why do you make yourself so mysterious? 00:13:49.083 --> 00:13:50.917 These are good things 00:13:50.917 --> 00:13:51.792 Suck in a little 00:13:51.792 --> 00:13:52.750 Rejuvenated 00:13:52.750 --> 00:13:53.500 Smell it 00:13:53.500 --> 00:13:54.792 No headache 00:13:54.792 --> 00:13:55.750 It's from Siam 00:13:55.750 --> 00:13:56.542 Try it 00:13:56.542 --> 00:13:59.292 These are violations will make your die, you better less touch it 00:14:00.000 --> 00:14:00.958 Be good 00:14:00.958 --> 00:14:02.167 Ask you something 00:14:02.167 --> 00:14:04.250 What is the background of that Hong Yuan temple? 00:14:04.375 --> 00:14:06.250 Hong Yuan temple is incredible 00:14:06.250 --> 00:14:08.667 They opened more than 300 temples in just 3 years 00:14:08.667 --> 00:14:10.208 Extremely popular 00:14:10.208 --> 00:14:11.542 And I heard 00:14:11.542 --> 00:14:14.083 Just the initial fee you must pay three hundred thousand Liang 00:14:14.083 --> 00:14:16.208 What? Three hundred thousand Liang that expensive 00:14:16.208 --> 00:14:17.833 Cleary a place to lie 00:14:17.833 --> 00:14:20.000 So, what about that Xima Liang 00:14:23.958 --> 00:14:24.625 Hey 00:14:25.000 --> 00:14:26.375 Answer me quickly 00:14:26.375 --> 00:14:27.292 Answer what 00:14:27.292 --> 00:14:28.458 Xima Liang 00:14:28.833 --> 00:14:30.000 What Liang 00:14:30.250 --> 00:14:31.458 Pretend I didn't ask 00:14:31.792 --> 00:14:33.042 Extra extra 00:14:33.042 --> 00:14:34.042 Give it to me, give it to me, give it to me 00:14:34.042 --> 00:14:35.125 Extra 00:14:36.458 --> 00:14:37.417 Wow 00:14:37.500 --> 00:14:38.125 It's bad 00:14:38.125 --> 00:14:39.000 What is bad? 00:14:39.333 --> 00:14:40.333 I can't read 00:14:40.667 --> 00:14:41.625 Let me see 00:14:42.250 --> 00:14:43.625 The Emperor died 00:14:44.417 --> 00:14:45.667 It's impossible 00:14:45.667 --> 00:14:47.000 His life should not end yet 00:14:47.708 --> 00:14:49.583 Another extra 00:14:49.583 --> 00:14:51.083 Give it to me, give it to me, give it to me 00:14:51.083 --> 00:14:52.708 Why you grab it if you can't read 00:14:52.958 --> 00:14:54.292 I grab for you to see 00:14:54.292 --> 00:14:55.333 Oh thank you 00:14:56.917 --> 00:14:58.417 The young emperor enthroned 00:14:58.917 --> 00:15:00.500 How come all timings are wrong 00:15:00.500 --> 00:15:01.542 This will not work 00:15:01.542 --> 00:15:02.542 I need to get my real body back 00:15:02.542 --> 00:15:04.083 Go to heaven court to find out what happen 00:15:04.083 --> 00:15:05.208 See you later 00:15:05.208 --> 00:15:06.250 - Have something - Dragon 00:15:06.583 --> 00:15:07.500 Wait a second 00:15:07.500 --> 00:15:08.792 There's only one real body 00:15:08.792 --> 00:15:10.125 Use it and it's gone 00:15:10.125 --> 00:15:11.917 Then you lend me your real body 00:15:13.042 --> 00:15:14.958 (Thai language) 00:15:17.375 --> 00:15:19.708 (Thai language) 00:15:20.458 --> 00:15:22.250 Why speak foreign language suddenly 00:15:36.917 --> 00:15:38.042 Hey 00:15:40.625 --> 00:15:41.958 Wake up 00:15:44.333 --> 00:15:45.667 Time to eat 00:15:45.875 --> 00:15:47.292 Where 00:15:47.292 --> 00:15:48.125 Wait for me 00:15:48.125 --> 00:15:49.292 Such a big piece of roasted pork 00:15:49.500 --> 00:15:51.333 Hey, this is Dragon Lohan 00:15:51.333 --> 00:15:52.750 Long time no see 00:15:52.917 --> 00:15:54.042 Long time no see 00:15:54.042 --> 00:15:55.375 Miss you so much 00:15:56.000 --> 00:15:56.833 You are so bold 00:15:56.833 --> 00:15:57.958 You dare to be lazy 00:15:58.500 --> 00:15:59.792 This can't blame me 00:15:59.792 --> 00:16:02.208 I guarded here for more than hundred years and no one come back 00:16:02.208 --> 00:16:03.667 What else can I do if not sleep, right 00:16:03.667 --> 00:16:05.250 Then you should thank me 00:16:08.500 --> 00:16:10.333 This this this what is this 00:16:10.625 --> 00:16:11.292 Oh, right 00:16:11.292 --> 00:16:12.250 Forgot to introduce to you 00:16:12.250 --> 00:16:14.583 This is Heaven's newest security device 00:16:14.708 --> 00:16:16.042 Specially check when the gods come back 00:16:16.042 --> 00:16:17.125 Did they bring the real body? 00:16:17.125 --> 00:16:18.125 You brought it anyway 00:16:18.125 --> 00:16:18.917 Yes 00:16:18.917 --> 00:16:20.625 But why it's flashing 00:16:21.042 --> 00:16:21.708 That' right 00:16:21.708 --> 00:16:22.917 Because you can't bring liquid 00:16:22.917 --> 00:16:23.583 Liquid 00:16:23.583 --> 00:16:24.667 Did you bring liquid? 00:16:25.500 --> 00:16:26.667 This 00:16:27.417 --> 00:16:28.250 Smell so good 00:16:28.250 --> 00:16:29.208 One sip one sip one sip 00:16:29.208 --> 00:16:30.458 Hey hey hey hey 00:16:31.417 --> 00:16:32.417 Drink up 00:16:32.417 --> 00:16:33.333 Can we go in now? 00:16:33.333 --> 00:16:34.667 Ah, don't even leave me a sip 00:16:34.667 --> 00:16:36.042 - Go in - Why don't say it early 00:16:36.833 --> 00:16:39.208 Why are you free to come back and chat with me? 00:16:39.458 --> 00:16:41.417 This mortal world has some problems 00:16:41.417 --> 00:16:43.875 So I hope you can help me to find the Jade Emperor 00:16:43.875 --> 00:16:46.500 I go to the sutra depository to check some information 00:16:46.500 --> 00:16:47.500 Go find the Jade Emperor 00:16:47.500 --> 00:16:48.208 Okay okay okay 00:16:48.208 --> 00:16:48.958 No way 00:16:48.958 --> 00:16:50.625 It's not a problem to find the Jade Emperor 00:16:51.000 --> 00:16:52.458 But without the permission of the Jade Emperor 00:16:52.458 --> 00:16:54.042 You cannot go into the sutra depository 00:16:54.708 --> 00:16:55.958 It's critical moments 00:16:55.958 --> 00:16:58.208 Of course we must use extraordinary measure 00:16:58.917 --> 00:17:00.292 How extraordinary 00:17:00.375 --> 00:17:01.667 It's like it 00:17:03.208 --> 00:17:05.000 Why should I tell you? 00:17:05.000 --> 00:17:06.167 Really gossip 00:17:06.167 --> 00:17:07.458 Go find the Jade Emperor 00:17:07.875 --> 00:17:08.750 Okay okay okay 00:17:08.750 --> 00:17:09.708 Okay 00:17:10.417 --> 00:17:12.208 That gatekeeper is famous for his black face 00:17:12.208 --> 00:17:13.708 You may not be able to get it 00:17:13.708 --> 00:17:14.958 Got it 00:17:27.750 --> 00:17:29.792 Really a black face 00:17:38.667 --> 00:17:39.792 Long time no see brother 00:17:40.542 --> 00:17:41.292 Dragon Lohan 00:17:41.583 --> 00:17:42.583 There's no Jade Emperor's metaphor 00:17:42.708 --> 00:17:44.375 Anyone is forbidden to enter the sutra depository 00:17:45.000 --> 00:17:47.708 I just go inside to pee and won't take long 00:17:47.708 --> 00:17:48.708 Let me in 00:17:48.917 --> 00:17:50.125 No way 00:17:51.250 --> 00:17:52.000 Ah Ya 00:17:52.000 --> 00:17:52.625 Hey big brother 00:17:52.625 --> 00:17:53.625 Here is only you and I 00:17:53.625 --> 00:17:54.375 We both don't mention it 00:17:54.500 --> 00:17:56.042 Nobody know it 00:17:56.042 --> 00:17:57.542 Do me a favor 00:18:04.500 --> 00:18:05.625 What happened there? 00:18:08.458 --> 00:18:09.583 You think I'm a fool 00:18:09.625 --> 00:18:11.125 You show me to look over there 00:18:11.125 --> 00:18:12.625 Then you can stun me 00:18:12.917 --> 00:18:14.250 Hahahahahaha 00:18:15.833 --> 00:18:16.625 You 00:18:20.250 --> 00:18:22.583 I can stun you even you don't look over there 00:18:22.625 --> 00:18:23.542 You fool 00:18:24.458 --> 00:18:25.500 Open the door 00:18:29.708 --> 00:18:33.000 Sesame opens the door 00:18:33.792 --> 00:18:35.750 Fortunately, still that password 00:18:42.208 --> 00:18:44.667 How did the sutra depository become this way now? 00:18:44.917 --> 00:18:46.625 Where did the scripture go? 00:18:47.042 --> 00:18:50.000 How did the sutra depository become this way? 00:18:52.333 --> 00:18:53.083 L 00:18:53.292 --> 00:18:55.417 How do I search the scriptures? 00:19:03.000 --> 00:19:05.792 Please write down the key word you're searching for 00:19:05.875 --> 00:19:07.167 Really 00:19:07.292 --> 00:19:08.667 Let's try 00:19:20.958 --> 00:19:22.167 Benny Chan 00:19:22.542 --> 00:19:24.333 Known for having many kids 00:19:25.042 --> 00:19:26.958 His girlfriend...alright alright alright 00:19:28.042 --> 00:19:28.583 Alright 00:19:29.792 --> 00:19:31.125 It's a powerful character 00:19:32.000 --> 00:19:33.583 Really correct 00:19:33.833 --> 00:19:34.792 Then I write 00:19:38.000 --> 00:19:42.250 Garuda 00:19:45.333 --> 00:19:48.958 Matching Ten thousand twenty volume 00:19:49.250 --> 00:19:50.250 Ten thousand and more 00:19:50.292 --> 00:19:52.000 How long will it take? 00:19:53.375 --> 00:19:55.083 Should be more precise 00:19:58.917 --> 00:20:01.500 Matching thirty-six volume 00:20:02.042 --> 00:20:03.125 It's almost like this 00:20:03.167 --> 00:20:04.042 A bit more precise 00:20:08.958 --> 00:20:11.167 Matching one volume 00:20:11.917 --> 00:20:12.625 Bingo bingo 00:20:14.375 --> 00:20:15.792 Where is it? 00:20:27.917 --> 00:20:29.875 Why place it so high 00:20:45.708 --> 00:20:47.708 How to use it 00:20:48.458 --> 00:20:51.417 Please insert the crystal inside the base 00:21:01.375 --> 00:21:02.125 Garuda 00:21:02.458 --> 00:21:05.042 Defeated by the Dragon Lohan 00:21:05.792 --> 00:21:08.292 But stealing the red lotus amethyst from the Avici Hell 00:21:09.667 --> 00:21:12.208 Intake Desire Anger Ignorance from mortal world 00:21:12.208 --> 00:21:15.708 To build the Babel straight up to the heaven 00:21:15.708 --> 00:21:17.375 Caused catastrophic havoc 00:21:17.583 --> 00:21:19.125 I can't do this alone 00:21:22.375 --> 00:21:23.875 It seems that the problem is really big 00:21:24.042 --> 00:21:24.792 How do you know? 00:21:24.875 --> 00:21:26.083 By looking at your expression 00:21:27.208 --> 00:21:28.375 Did you find the Jade Emperor? 00:21:28.375 --> 00:21:29.042 I found it 00:21:29.208 --> 00:21:30.417 Then, why not move 00:21:31.333 --> 00:21:32.875 The door is over there 00:21:33.250 --> 00:21:34.583 Why don't say it earlier 00:21:37.542 --> 00:21:39.333 In fact you can go that way 00:21:40.375 --> 00:21:41.125 Are you playing me? 00:21:44.542 --> 00:21:45.333 Who's playing who 00:21:45.458 --> 00:21:46.250 Who 00:21:52.417 --> 00:21:53.208 Where 00:21:55.708 --> 00:21:56.875 You said you found the Jade Emperor 00:21:56.875 --> 00:21:58.125 Where's the Jade Emperor 00:21:58.167 --> 00:21:59.792 Jade Emperor is not in the 00:22:00.292 --> 00:22:01.417 Your Highness Jade Emperor 00:22:01.625 --> 00:22:02.292 Rise rise 00:22:02.292 --> 00:22:02.875 Thank you Jade Emperor 00:22:02.875 --> 00:22:04.208 Long time no see Jade Emperor 00:22:04.208 --> 00:22:05.292 No no 00:22:05.542 --> 00:22:06.542 This is not Jade Emperor 00:22:06.542 --> 00:22:07.792 Queen Mother Empress gives this to me 00:22:07.792 --> 00:22:10.292 Just throw this bead on the ground and Jade Emperor will come out 00:22:10.292 --> 00:22:11.333 You didn't say that 00:22:11.542 --> 00:22:12.583 It's too late to say 00:22:13.042 --> 00:22:14.375 I throw 00:22:17.042 --> 00:22:18.208 You are so cool 00:22:18.333 --> 00:22:20.458 Just watching movie 00:22:20.500 --> 00:22:21.125 Watch movie 00:22:21.708 --> 00:22:22.542 What is this? 00:22:22.708 --> 00:22:24.042 Ipad 00:22:24.208 --> 00:22:25.125 Heaven's technological level 00:22:25.125 --> 00:22:26.750 It has been a few thousand years later 00:22:26.833 --> 00:22:28.125 On this ipad 00:22:28.125 --> 00:22:30.750 You can watch movie and drama from iqiyi 00:22:30.792 --> 00:22:32.917 You see this one is black and white labyrinth 00:22:32.917 --> 00:22:33.542 It looks good 00:22:33.542 --> 00:22:34.667 Looks good right 00:22:34.708 --> 00:22:35.708 Also, two thousand years later 00:22:35.708 --> 00:22:37.583 A guy dressed as you took movies 00:22:37.583 --> 00:22:38.792 You look 00:22:39.708 --> 00:22:40.750 So handsome 00:22:40.750 --> 00:22:42.208 Very handsome vey handsome 00:22:42.208 --> 00:22:43.875 Can you guys be more serious? 00:22:45.958 --> 00:22:46.583 Jade Emperor 00:22:46.667 --> 00:22:48.708 I came this time to ask for your help 00:22:48.708 --> 00:22:50.083 Because of that Garuda 00:22:50.167 --> 00:22:52.042 Actually stole the red lotus amethyst from the Avici hell 00:22:52.125 --> 00:22:53.417 And reincarnated to Emperor 00:22:53.625 --> 00:22:55.208 There must be big conspiracy 00:22:55.208 --> 00:22:58.333 So I hope you can sent the troops to settle down the chaos 00:23:00.042 --> 00:23:01.833 So it must take it serious 00:23:02.000 --> 00:23:03.292 - In place - Okay 00:23:03.333 --> 00:23:04.458 Come over 00:23:06.083 --> 00:23:08.333 Seems that his matter is very troublesome 00:23:08.542 --> 00:23:11.083 May need me to present expedition 00:23:11.167 --> 00:23:12.708 To volt demon & devil 00:23:16.417 --> 00:23:18.167 Don't be kidding big brother 00:23:20.583 --> 00:23:21.708 The matter is 00:23:23.875 --> 00:23:25.167 I feel 00:23:25.250 --> 00:23:28.250 The palace girls will be lonely if I'm gone 00:23:28.375 --> 00:23:30.542 Just find some small character to accompany you 00:23:30.875 --> 00:23:31.500 Good 00:23:32.708 --> 00:23:34.000 Please choose the soldiers Jade Emperor 00:23:57.958 --> 00:23:59.125 Your highness Jade Emperor 00:23:59.958 --> 00:24:00.792 Erlang God 00:24:02.667 --> 00:24:03.917 Where's your wheeze dog 00:24:05.750 --> 00:24:07.125 Jade Emperor disgusting it barking all day 00:24:07.125 --> 00:24:08.292 So just put it in here 00:24:08.333 --> 00:24:09.417 To be shut down for five hundred years 00:24:09.583 --> 00:24:10.917 - You are so bad - Bad dog 00:24:10.958 --> 00:24:11.833 Thor 00:24:11.875 --> 00:24:13.625 Thor 00:24:14.667 --> 00:24:16.042 Oh you still love to play this trick 00:24:16.042 --> 00:24:16.750 No way 00:24:16.792 --> 00:24:18.208 Born to be this strong 00:24:19.542 --> 00:24:20.417 - Dragon - Little NaZha 00:24:20.417 --> 00:24:22.417 You grew up already 00:24:24.625 --> 00:24:25.375 What is this? 00:24:25.625 --> 00:24:28.500 This is the newest hot wheel in 2018 00:24:29.083 --> 00:24:31.000 What is 2018? 00:24:31.292 --> 00:24:34.417 2018 is the mortal world a few thousand years later 00:24:42.458 --> 00:24:43.375 Long time no see 00:24:44.000 --> 00:24:45.458 365 years already 00:24:45.500 --> 00:24:46.792 Solong 00:24:47.292 --> 00:24:49.875 You also follow the trend to watch movie 00:24:50.208 --> 00:24:51.208 Oh no 00:24:51.292 --> 00:24:53.375 I am looking at the wedding company in the mortal world 00:24:53.667 --> 00:24:55.500 It's so beautiful 00:24:56.125 --> 00:24:56.875 You look 00:24:56.917 --> 00:24:57.875 So beautiful 00:24:58.083 --> 00:24:59.292 There's a saying from human, 00:24:59.292 --> 00:25:01.125 I envy the life of a couple but not a lonely and immortal life 00:25:01.292 --> 00:25:03.375 I really want to try once 00:25:03.417 --> 00:25:04.625 Don't speak that loud 00:25:04.625 --> 00:25:06.417 We will soon be able to go down to the mortal world 00:25:06.458 --> 00:25:07.917 I will take you there and try 00:25:14.583 --> 00:25:15.667 Fu Tiger 00:25:16.000 --> 00:25:17.500 Hey Buddy 00:25:17.500 --> 00:25:18.625 Long time no see 00:25:19.500 --> 00:25:21.000 Jade Emperor found us to help 00:25:21.042 --> 00:25:22.083 It must be a huge matter 00:25:22.083 --> 00:25:23.167 It's definitely a huge matter 00:25:23.208 --> 00:25:24.458 Only if you are there 00:25:24.458 --> 00:25:25.917 I feel relieved 00:25:26.292 --> 00:25:27.375 Yeah 00:25:31.167 --> 00:25:32.583 Good, everyone's here 00:25:32.875 --> 00:25:34.875 You guys go down to the mortal world with Dragon 00:25:34.958 --> 00:25:36.875 To deal with that Garuda 00:25:37.042 --> 00:25:38.792 Thank you Jade Emperor 00:25:39.625 --> 00:25:40.875 What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? 00:25:41.833 --> 00:25:43.292 What are you guys doing? 00:25:45.250 --> 00:25:45.833 Jade Emperor 00:25:45.917 --> 00:25:47.042 It's him, he stunned me 00:25:47.125 --> 00:25:48.333 Get into the sutra depository without permission 00:25:48.417 --> 00:25:49.042 Hey brother 00:25:49.125 --> 00:25:50.708 I know it's wrong to stun you 00:25:50.750 --> 00:25:52.667 I treat you a meal and apologize, how's that 00:25:52.708 --> 00:25:54.125 No way 00:25:54.125 --> 00:25:55.333 Heaven have it's own rule 00:25:55.458 --> 00:25:56.292 How about this 00:25:56.333 --> 00:25:57.083 imprison for seven days 00:25:57.708 --> 00:26:00.042 One day in heaven means three years in mortal world 00:26:00.125 --> 00:26:01.833 Seven days is twenty-one year already 00:26:01.833 --> 00:26:03.417 Will it be too long, Jade Emperor? 00:26:04.042 --> 00:26:05.250 What's the problem? 00:26:05.833 --> 00:26:08.208 You are not afraid that I will tell Queen Mother Empress what you had done 00:26:08.208 --> 00:26:11.083 Take him down and don't let him stay here 00:26:11.292 --> 00:26:12.750 It's really wrong 00:26:12.917 --> 00:26:14.042 It's wrong 00:26:14.042 --> 00:26:14.917 See you in the mortal world everybody 00:26:15.208 --> 00:26:17.208 It's wrong 00:26:19.250 --> 00:26:20.167 Okay, let's go 00:26:27.042 --> 00:26:27.917 Let's go back to watch movie 00:26:28.042 --> 00:26:29.750 Wait Jade Emperor 00:26:30.708 --> 00:26:32.292 You just seem to press the wrong key 00:26:32.500 --> 00:26:33.667 How can I press wrong? 00:26:33.958 --> 00:26:35.083 Should press the green one 00:26:35.083 --> 00:26:36.125 I pressed the green one 00:26:36.292 --> 00:26:37.333 You just pressed the red one 00:26:37.333 --> 00:26:38.417 No, I pressed the green one 00:26:39.000 --> 00:26:40.750 Well, let's look at the playback okay 00:26:40.833 --> 00:26:41.792 You watch 00:26:52.458 --> 00:26:53.917 The video is wrong 00:26:54.000 --> 00:26:56.125 I am the Jade Emperor, how can I be wrong 00:26:57.458 --> 00:26:58.292 Then 00:26:59.750 --> 00:27:01.000 You go settle this 00:27:01.833 --> 00:27:03.583 By the way, eliminate the evidence 00:27:04.208 --> 00:27:05.000 Things are getting worse 00:27:05.125 --> 00:27:06.417 Things are getting worse 00:27:06.917 --> 00:27:08.250 Jade Emperor pressed it wrong 00:27:08.750 --> 00:27:11.792 Causes the five immortals to lose memory and immortality 00:27:12.083 --> 00:27:14.000 Even if succeeded in the mortal world 00:27:14.167 --> 00:27:16.917 There's no way to stop the Garuda's conspiracy 00:27:17.750 --> 00:27:19.583 How can the mad monk stop? 00:27:19.625 --> 00:27:21.375 This human catastrophe 00:27:22.292 --> 00:27:23.333 Keep watching 00:27:23.542 --> 00:27:25.875 We will know 00:27:26.000 --> 00:27:27.167 No 00:27:28.083 --> 00:27:28.958 It's mine 00:27:31.042 --> 00:27:32.292 Give me 00:27:44.375 --> 00:27:46.708 Twenty years have passed 00:27:47.042 --> 00:27:49.958 Heaven never sent anyone to find us trouble 00:27:50.250 --> 00:27:52.250 This time is really helping me 00:27:53.583 --> 00:27:54.917 As long as this amethyst 00:27:55.083 --> 00:27:58.458 Continue to draw on the three toxic fires of human desire, anger and ignorance 00:27:58.708 --> 00:28:00.250 Then the day we triumph in the skies 00:28:00.292 --> 00:28:01.958 Is just around the corner 00:28:08.500 --> 00:28:09.083 Boss 00:28:09.417 --> 00:28:11.292 I already said it's just around the corner 00:28:11.583 --> 00:28:13.625 Can't you be a bit happy? 00:28:15.625 --> 00:28:16.458 Xima 00:28:16.917 --> 00:28:18.167 Don't you understand? 00:28:20.125 --> 00:28:20.917 I don't understand 00:28:21.250 --> 00:28:22.083 Please explain boss 00:28:22.542 --> 00:28:24.292 My first rebellion 00:28:24.875 --> 00:28:26.917 Everyone has a beauty 00:28:27.125 --> 00:28:28.208 You look at these 00:28:28.333 --> 00:28:30.125 You look, all these are the beauties' mom 00:28:30.208 --> 00:28:32.292 Do you really think that I am so lacking of maternal love 00:28:32.333 --> 00:28:33.250 You 00:28:34.042 --> 00:28:35.083 Boss 00:28:35.583 --> 00:28:36.708 Selected 00:28:36.875 --> 00:28:38.083 I feel pretty good 00:28:38.250 --> 00:28:39.833 And telling the truth 00:28:40.083 --> 00:28:42.542 The beautiful one have been eaten by you already 00:28:44.667 --> 00:28:45.417 Snake demon 00:28:45.542 --> 00:28:46.333 Snake demon Snake demon 00:28:46.333 --> 00:28:46.875 Come up 00:28:46.875 --> 00:28:49.000 Come here come here come here come here come here come here 00:28:49.083 --> 00:28:51.667 Come come come come 00:28:57.125 --> 00:28:58.750 This is called flesh 00:29:00.167 --> 00:29:01.583 Boss wait 00:29:01.833 --> 00:29:02.833 I am demon 00:29:02.917 --> 00:29:04.458 You've already inhale me 00:29:05.292 --> 00:29:06.833 Please one more time 00:29:07.333 --> 00:29:08.250 No way 00:29:08.375 --> 00:29:09.708 If you suck again 00:29:09.833 --> 00:29:11.417 I will lose all my skills 00:29:16.500 --> 00:29:17.083 You go 00:29:17.333 --> 00:29:18.333 Go 00:29:22.042 --> 00:29:23.000 Boss 00:29:23.042 --> 00:29:24.833 Tonight's dinner special 00:29:27.625 --> 00:29:28.750 This one is not bad 00:29:34.167 --> 00:29:35.333 Don't eat me boss 00:29:35.500 --> 00:29:36.958 I have not developed yet 00:29:47.208 --> 00:29:47.833 Don't worry 00:29:47.875 --> 00:29:48.750 I eat vegetable today 00:29:48.958 --> 00:29:49.708 I don't eat you 00:29:50.208 --> 00:29:51.333 Thank you boss 00:29:51.333 --> 00:29:52.417 For you to eat 00:29:53.042 --> 00:29:55.042 Thank you boss 00:30:29.875 --> 00:30:30.917 Where is this place? 00:30:37.833 --> 00:30:39.042 It's impossible 00:30:39.125 --> 00:30:40.000 Lingyin Temple 00:30:40.792 --> 00:30:42.917 Family's falling 00:30:43.500 --> 00:30:45.333 I didn't go long 00:30:45.667 --> 00:30:48.000 How could this world become like this 00:30:50.708 --> 00:30:53.292 How could this magic tower grow so fast? 00:30:54.875 --> 00:30:55.875 No way 00:30:55.917 --> 00:30:56.792 Time is tight 00:30:57.125 --> 00:30:58.417 Go find someone to ask 00:31:09.042 --> 00:31:10.042 Pope 00:31:10.083 --> 00:31:11.417 Please give us something to eat 00:31:11.583 --> 00:31:12.917 We are so hungry 00:31:17.000 --> 00:31:19.000 You look at them 00:31:22.667 --> 00:31:24.667 That's interesting 00:31:34.542 --> 00:31:35.167 Sir 00:31:35.417 --> 00:31:36.000 Sir 00:31:36.125 --> 00:31:37.833 I haven't eaten for days 00:31:37.917 --> 00:31:38.875 Can you give me something to eat? 00:31:39.000 --> 00:31:40.750 I am willing to do anything for you 00:31:40.833 --> 00:31:41.917 Please sir 00:31:42.500 --> 00:31:43.292 Childe 00:31:43.667 --> 00:31:44.958 You really willing to do anything 00:31:45.000 --> 00:31:45.792 ldo 00:31:49.958 --> 00:31:51.750 Then, I take you to you to buffet 00:31:52.250 --> 00:31:53.833 Thank you childe 00:31:54.083 --> 00:31:55.292 Go 00:32:01.917 --> 00:32:02.792 It's too much 00:32:03.167 --> 00:32:05.250 How can they treat the ordinary people like this? 00:32:05.292 --> 00:32:06.167 Stop stop stop stop 00:32:11.750 --> 00:32:12.875 It's me 00:32:12.958 --> 00:32:14.125 Oh it's you, I'm sorry 00:32:14.208 --> 00:32:15.292 How did you come down as well? 00:32:15.792 --> 00:32:19.208 The Jade Emperor had lead to trouble so I came down to fix it 00:32:19.250 --> 00:32:20.042 You just come in time 00:32:20.042 --> 00:32:20.875 Go inside to destroy him with me 00:32:20.875 --> 00:32:21.500 Wait wait wait wait 00:32:21.500 --> 00:32:22.250 Wait for what 00:32:22.292 --> 00:32:23.000 It's impossible now 00:32:23.083 --> 00:32:24.875 You haven't been to the mortal world for twenty-one years 00:32:24.875 --> 00:32:26.417 The whole world has changed 00:32:26.458 --> 00:32:27.500 Only by your power alone 00:32:27.542 --> 00:32:28.917 Cannot defeat him 00:32:28.958 --> 00:32:30.875 This is right, Lingyin Temple is gone as well 00:32:31.000 --> 00:32:31.792 Oh it's real bad 00:32:31.833 --> 00:32:32.792 So the only solution now 00:32:32.917 --> 00:32:34.500 Is to look for the five immortals as quickly as possible 00:32:34.583 --> 00:32:36.000 Because Jade Emperor pressed it wrong 00:32:36.042 --> 00:32:37.958 Those five lost their immortal memory 00:32:37.958 --> 00:32:39.833 Their looks has changed badly 00:32:39.875 --> 00:32:41.125 Then how can we find them? 00:32:41.542 --> 00:32:43.000 Jade Emperor gave me five tips 00:32:43.208 --> 00:32:45.500 They are those five immortals' hiding clues 00:32:45.875 --> 00:32:48.208 Only this Jade Emperor is really troublesome 00:32:48.208 --> 00:32:50.125 Why don't just say where they are 00:32:50.208 --> 00:32:50.792 Really insane 00:32:50.833 --> 00:32:53.542 All bosses in the world do not understand employer's difficulties 00:32:53.833 --> 00:32:55.042 This is right 00:32:56.542 --> 00:32:57.208 Oh yes 00:32:57.500 --> 00:32:58.875 Then which one to look for first 00:32:58.875 --> 00:33:00.208 - Erlang god - Why 00:33:00.250 --> 00:33:01.125 He has the inner eyes 00:33:01.375 --> 00:33:02.083 After found him 00:33:02.083 --> 00:33:04.958 Then use his inner eyes to look for the others 00:33:06.208 --> 00:33:08.167 Bravo! Why are you so smart? 00:33:08.208 --> 00:33:09.875 Nothing, born to be 00:33:10.125 --> 00:33:11.375 Let's go 00:33:21.083 --> 00:33:22.417 - Be careful - I am immortal 00:33:22.417 --> 00:33:23.708 I'm not scared 00:33:35.583 --> 00:33:36.917 Not even a ghost shadow here 00:33:39.250 --> 00:33:40.458 Nothing here 00:33:41.417 --> 00:33:42.458 Really 00:33:42.458 --> 00:33:44.042 - You look - It's wrong It's wrong It's wrong 00:33:46.125 --> 00:33:47.417 This way 00:33:48.917 --> 00:33:49.875 Oh my god 00:33:51.000 --> 00:33:52.375 This way 00:33:53.458 --> 00:33:54.167 I know it 00:33:57.250 --> 00:33:58.875 - You - This way 00:33:59.333 --> 00:34:02.833 One two three four five 00:34:03.958 --> 00:34:04.833 You 00:34:10.292 --> 00:34:11.500 Then where should I go? 00:34:13.000 --> 00:34:14.208 Me as an immortal 00:34:14.458 --> 00:34:15.833 Can't even find a person 00:34:15.833 --> 00:34:16.625 Too shameful 00:34:16.625 --> 00:34:17.833 You're right, don't even speak out 00:34:18.958 --> 00:34:20.167 Go find someone to ask 00:34:20.750 --> 00:34:21.500 Okay 00:34:24.000 --> 00:34:25.792 Anybody here 00:34:26.458 --> 00:34:27.375 Boss 00:34:28.083 --> 00:34:29.250 How about a cup of tea 00:34:30.958 --> 00:34:31.958 Boss 00:34:32.125 --> 00:34:33.292 Coming 00:34:34.042 --> 00:34:34.667 Boss 00:34:35.208 --> 00:34:36.000 Coming 00:34:37.375 --> 00:34:38.417 It so difficult to find 00:34:38.458 --> 00:34:40.000 What is this ghost place? 00:34:40.000 --> 00:34:41.125 Let's have a cup of tea first 00:34:41.708 --> 00:34:43.625 Thank you boss 00:34:43.667 --> 00:34:44.375 Master 00:34:44.542 --> 00:34:45.458 Amitabha Buhhda 00:34:48.042 --> 00:34:50.417 That place is really so difficult to find 00:34:52.958 --> 00:34:53.958 Boss 00:34:53.958 --> 00:34:55.083 I want to ask 00:34:55.083 --> 00:34:57.042 Is here Chi Cheng? 00:34:57.750 --> 00:34:58.708 Yes 00:34:58.708 --> 00:35:00.208 Here is Chi Cheng 00:35:00.542 --> 00:35:02.000 Then, have you heard a temple named? 00:35:02.000 --> 00:35:03.500 Zhaohui Temple 00:35:04.875 --> 00:35:06.125 No 00:35:07.000 --> 00:35:08.125 No again 00:35:08.125 --> 00:35:10.708 Do you think it's written wrong? 00:35:11.083 --> 00:35:13.542 The Holy Spirit Zhao Hui Chi Cheng 00:35:13.542 --> 00:35:15.917 The Chi Cheng in Zhao Hui is so hard to find 00:35:17.125 --> 00:35:17.958 Oh master 00:35:17.958 --> 00:35:19.375 You may have misunderstood 00:35:21.875 --> 00:35:23.500 This Zhao Hui village 00:35:23.500 --> 00:35:24.792 Has a Chi Cheng Temple 00:35:26.792 --> 00:35:27.708 However 00:35:27.708 --> 00:35:29.167 What are you doing there? 00:35:29.292 --> 00:35:31.125 No one is there anymore 00:35:31.792 --> 00:35:32.792 It doesn't matter 00:35:32.792 --> 00:35:34.625 It's find you just tell me where is it 00:35:34.625 --> 00:35:35.542 Here here 00:35:35.542 --> 00:35:36.917 Show me show me 00:35:39.333 --> 00:35:40.292 Oh master 00:35:40.500 --> 00:35:42.000 The map is upside down 00:35:42.000 --> 00:35:43.167 Upside down 00:35:43.417 --> 00:35:45.292 Should hold it like this 00:35:47.875 --> 00:35:49.250 It's here 00:35:49.625 --> 00:35:50.917 It's here 00:35:52.667 --> 00:35:56.333 Is this the place that I told you to go yesterday and you said not to go 00:35:59.750 --> 00:36:01.542 I was right 00:36:02.417 --> 00:36:03.792 What are you right on? 00:36:04.500 --> 00:36:06.792 I hold the map right and you said you want to go 00:36:06.792 --> 00:36:07.958 You're wrong 00:36:08.167 --> 00:36:08.917 Oh no 00:36:08.917 --> 00:36:11.292 You were wrong on you did not insist 00:36:11.292 --> 00:36:11.958 No 00:36:11.958 --> 00:36:12.500 You look 00:36:12.500 --> 00:36:13.375 Everyone go travel 00:36:13.375 --> 00:36:14.875 So many girl friends became enemies 00:36:14.875 --> 00:36:17.667 Is because one of the parties did not insist 00:36:17.667 --> 00:36:18.292 No 00:36:18.292 --> 00:36:19.417 I already have so much pressure 00:36:19.417 --> 00:36:20.792 Have to vanquish demons and monsters 00:36:20.792 --> 00:36:23.458 Also need to think of your North East South West 00:36:23.458 --> 00:36:25.250 I don't want to be friend with you 00:36:30.542 --> 00:36:32.167 Am I too over? 00:36:34.833 --> 00:36:36.000 Where is this place? 00:36:36.000 --> 00:36:37.458 Looks like graveyard 00:36:37.458 --> 00:36:39.958 Can't even see a ghost not mention human 00:36:47.792 --> 00:36:48.542 I saw ghost 00:36:48.542 --> 00:36:49.292 There's really a human 00:36:49.292 --> 00:36:50.042 Right right right 00:36:50.042 --> 00:36:51.625 It's him 00:37:09.500 --> 00:37:10.833 He was sick like this 00:37:10.833 --> 00:37:11.875 Cough and hematemesis again 00:37:11.875 --> 00:37:13.250 It is Erlang god 00:37:13.250 --> 00:37:14.708 I'm a hundred percent sure 00:37:14.708 --> 00:37:16.042 I'm sure is him 00:37:16.042 --> 00:37:17.667 Why you are so sure 00:37:17.667 --> 00:37:18.792 Because in this village 00:37:18.792 --> 00:37:19.875 There's only him alone 00:37:19.875 --> 00:37:20.958 Oh 00:37:20.958 --> 00:37:21.875 Don't oh 00:37:21.875 --> 00:37:23.375 Go look at the tips 00:37:23.375 --> 00:37:24.833 Right right right right 00:37:28.208 --> 00:37:30.250 Open inner eyes 00:37:31.375 --> 00:37:33.667 How to open inner eyes 00:37:34.000 --> 00:37:35.792 It's not open his inner eyes 00:37:35.917 --> 00:37:38.417 Is to beat him until he opened his inner eyes 00:37:40.125 --> 00:37:41.208 Go go 00:37:42.000 --> 00:37:43.583 Start coughing blood again 00:37:47.917 --> 00:37:49.542 Welcome here both masters 00:37:50.292 --> 00:37:51.250 Master 00:37:51.250 --> 00:37:52.667 Welcome welcome welcome 00:37:53.833 --> 00:37:56.167 We have the four books five through this side 00:37:56.792 --> 00:37:58.125 Tang poetry and Song poetry 00:37:58.833 --> 00:37:59.958 Do you have 00:38:03.750 --> 00:38:05.208 Why use me to block him 00:38:05.208 --> 00:38:06.708 Hurry up finish it and go see doctor 00:38:06.708 --> 00:38:08.458 Oh no, take a mud pill to prevent it first 00:38:08.458 --> 00:38:09.417 It's too late 00:38:09.417 --> 00:38:10.583 Let's smell the armpit first 00:38:11.208 --> 00:38:12.167 How do you feel? 00:38:12.250 --> 00:38:13.417 It's better 00:38:20.500 --> 00:38:21.375 Nothing 00:38:21.375 --> 00:38:22.792 Nothing nothing nothing 00:38:23.458 --> 00:38:26.417 What do you want to learn here masters? 00:38:27.333 --> 00:38:29.500 We are here to fight 00:38:32.917 --> 00:38:33.958 This 00:38:33.958 --> 00:38:35.458 Violence is not good 00:38:35.458 --> 00:38:37.167 And we student 00:38:41.958 --> 00:38:42.708 No 00:38:42.708 --> 00:38:43.417 I 00:38:43.417 --> 00:38:44.875 Seems no response 00:38:45.917 --> 00:38:48.125 Why are you hiding so far? 00:38:48.125 --> 00:38:50.042 Who knows if a slap will wake him up? 00:38:50.042 --> 00:38:52.208 Erlang god's martial arts is good and 00:38:52.208 --> 00:38:53.667 Why don't say it early 00:38:53.917 --> 00:38:55.000 Oh master 00:38:55.542 --> 00:38:56.583 Master 00:38:56.583 --> 00:38:57.792 Let me tell you 00:38:58.042 --> 00:39:00.125 Don't always kill and kill, really 00:39:00.292 --> 00:39:01.708 It's so messy outside now 00:39:01.708 --> 00:39:04.208 Students don't like killing 00:39:04.500 --> 00:39:06.083 The world is so unpeaceful outside 00:39:06.083 --> 00:39:07.667 Do not move 00:39:12.583 --> 00:39:13.833 When did you come in? 00:39:13.833 --> 00:39:15.542 I'm a bit crazy but I am not stupid 00:39:15.542 --> 00:39:16.583 Oh right 00:39:16.875 --> 00:39:17.917 Both masters 00:39:17.917 --> 00:39:19.333 Listen to me 00:39:19.333 --> 00:39:21.208 Listen to me all right 00:39:21.458 --> 00:39:22.417 It's true 00:39:22.417 --> 00:39:23.917 I tell you 00:39:23.917 --> 00:39:25.333 Maybe I hit him not enough 00:39:25.333 --> 00:39:27.125 It's better to hit harder 00:39:27.125 --> 00:39:30.125 Violence cannot solve problems 00:39:30.125 --> 00:39:31.125 You first you first 00:39:31.125 --> 00:39:32.958 No, you go first you go first 00:39:33.125 --> 00:39:33.875 Alright 00:39:33.875 --> 00:39:35.000 Die to die 00:39:41.917 --> 00:39:43.167 Are you all right? 00:39:44.292 --> 00:39:45.083 Alright 00:39:45.083 --> 00:39:46.458 It's okay 00:39:48.125 --> 00:39:49.208 Oh so poor 00:39:49.292 --> 00:39:50.708 Be patience, it will be good soon 00:39:58.708 --> 00:40:00.042 He is so heavy 00:40:00.042 --> 00:40:01.917 Put him if you're tired 00:40:01.917 --> 00:40:02.708 Oh right 00:40:05.292 --> 00:40:08.750 I will let you go if you surrender 00:40:09.500 --> 00:40:10.875 Surrender 00:40:12.750 --> 00:40:14.708 Let me go right 00:40:24.042 --> 00:40:26.083 I'm really angry now 00:40:26.417 --> 00:40:28.042 I have to fight back 00:40:34.000 --> 00:40:35.458 It's amazing 00:40:35.458 --> 00:40:36.875 You beat him so hard 00:40:36.875 --> 00:40:37.625 I'm sorry 00:40:37.625 --> 00:40:38.625 I'm so excited at the moment 00:40:38.625 --> 00:40:40.208 Just hit a bit heavier 00:40:40.333 --> 00:40:41.583 But I was thinking 00:40:41.583 --> 00:40:43.292 If he is not real Erlang god 00:40:43.292 --> 00:40:44.375 Then you have killed someone 00:40:44.375 --> 00:40:45.625 This cannot blame me 00:40:45.625 --> 00:40:46.875 Who told him not to tell me? 00:40:46.875 --> 00:40:48.417 He is not Erlang god, right 00:40:48.417 --> 00:40:49.417 He deserves it 00:40:49.750 --> 00:40:51.167 You really deserve it 00:40:51.167 --> 00:40:52.625 Let's go let's go 00:41:11.458 --> 00:41:14.083 Wow it's really Erlang god 00:41:18.083 --> 00:41:19.625 You're still so strong 00:41:20.000 --> 00:41:20.958 Thank you both of you 00:41:20.958 --> 00:41:21.958 Thank you 00:41:21.958 --> 00:41:23.292 You're welcome 00:41:25.750 --> 00:41:27.167 How about the other immortals 00:41:28.208 --> 00:41:29.542 Still didn't find them yet 00:41:29.542 --> 00:41:31.292 So we need the help of your inner eyes 00:41:31.292 --> 00:41:33.125 Go find them one by one 00:41:33.750 --> 00:41:34.833 Okay 00:41:35.458 --> 00:41:36.292 It's coming it's coming it's coming 00:41:36.292 --> 00:41:37.167 Look look look 00:41:37.167 --> 00:41:37.875 Okay 00:41:37.875 --> 00:41:38.708 This is quick 00:41:38.708 --> 00:41:40.500 Isn't there a picture for everyone to see? 00:41:40.500 --> 00:41:42.500 I saw your inner eyes are not open and yet closed 00:41:42.500 --> 00:41:43.542 Yes yes 00:41:43.542 --> 00:41:45.375 I have inner eyes 00:41:45.417 --> 00:41:46.458 I can see 00:41:46.458 --> 00:41:47.458 That's good 00:41:47.458 --> 00:41:48.833 - I tell you both - Where 00:41:48.833 --> 00:41:51.125 - There's one twenty miles in the east - Twenty miles 00:41:51.208 --> 00:41:53.125 Another one twenty miles in the west as well 00:41:53.208 --> 00:41:54.958 Another one also thirty miles in the south 00:41:54.958 --> 00:41:55.875 I go west 00:41:55.875 --> 00:41:58.000 I know the Fairy of Ninth Heaven must be in the west 00:41:58.000 --> 00:42:00.500 Why she must in the west 00:42:00.583 --> 00:42:01.750 Because ninth 00:42:02.167 --> 00:42:03.125 Ninth 00:42:03.125 --> 00:42:03.792 West 00:42:03.792 --> 00:42:04.708 There's something not need to mention 00:42:04.708 --> 00:42:05.958 Just don't ask 00:42:06.458 --> 00:42:07.333 Alright 00:42:07.333 --> 00:42:09.083 Okay, then I go south 00:42:09.167 --> 00:42:10.000 You go east 00:42:10.000 --> 00:42:10.917 Alright alright 00:42:10.917 --> 00:42:11.875 Le't go let's go 00:42:11.875 --> 00:42:12.833 Why there's other issue 00:42:12.833 --> 00:42:13.875 Both of you 00:42:14.333 --> 00:42:16.708 I, I think my nose's still a bit hurt 00:42:16.917 --> 00:42:18.292 Did anyone just hit me? 00:42:18.750 --> 00:42:20.250 I will catch him out for you 00:42:20.250 --> 00:42:21.542 I go to official 00:42:21.542 --> 00:42:22.750 Hey 00:42:33.875 --> 00:42:34.750 Boss 00:42:34.750 --> 00:42:36.042 Why we stop 00:42:37.750 --> 00:42:38.833 Nothing 00:42:39.167 --> 00:42:40.333 I'm a little hungry 00:42:41.375 --> 00:42:42.292 That's easy 00:42:42.292 --> 00:42:43.750 I go choose a woman for you at once 00:42:43.750 --> 00:42:45.250 Trust me on choosing woman 00:42:45.250 --> 00:42:46.458 - I choose woman - No 00:42:46.458 --> 00:42:47.583 Wait wait wait wait 00:42:47.917 --> 00:42:50.750 I know you too well on the conditions of choosing woman 00:42:50.750 --> 00:42:52.250 No. Definitely no 00:42:54.333 --> 00:42:55.542 But 00:42:56.125 --> 00:42:57.417 I started to feel 00:42:58.042 --> 00:43:01.083 There's fairyism inside the amethyst 00:43:01.958 --> 00:43:03.708 I think it's the Jade Emperor 00:43:04.083 --> 00:43:05.792 That bastard started to move 00:43:05.792 --> 00:43:07.083 You go help check 00:43:07.833 --> 00:43:09.292 Yes boss, don't worry 00:43:09.292 --> 00:43:11.125 There will be no problem under my leadership 00:43:11.125 --> 00:43:12.125 You know my personality 00:43:12.125 --> 00:43:13.458 I will do anything for you 00:43:13.458 --> 00:43:15.042 Ah Just go 00:43:25.125 --> 00:43:26.500 Six 00:44:14.583 --> 00:44:16.125 You're not my opponent at all 00:44:16.375 --> 00:44:17.917 Call you boss out 00:44:19.583 --> 00:44:22.000 I respect you come alone to our Xie Li Zhai 00:44:22.000 --> 00:44:23.208 But our boss 00:44:23.208 --> 00:44:24.917 Is not anyone you can see? 00:44:25.542 --> 00:44:26.542 Ugh 00:44:26.875 --> 00:44:28.125 Fist has no eyes 00:44:28.333 --> 00:44:29.917 No need to cause extra killed and wounded 00:44:29.917 --> 00:44:31.167 Save your words 00:44:31.167 --> 00:44:32.000 Here 00:44:32.000 --> 00:44:33.667 Is where the fists speak? 00:44:34.333 --> 00:44:35.750 Give me a kill 00:45:20.375 --> 00:45:21.958 You finally out here 00:47:06.625 --> 00:47:07.875 Wake up 00:47:07.875 --> 00:47:09.042 You are immortal 00:47:09.042 --> 00:47:10.333 Don't be stubborn 00:47:21.583 --> 00:47:22.833 Get up 00:47:37.375 --> 00:47:38.708 Again 00:47:38.958 --> 00:47:41.167 You have guts to blow my head off 00:47:42.542 --> 00:47:45.417 Maybe I should use his hammer to wake him up 00:48:16.292 --> 00:48:18.667 Yo what's up man? 00:48:20.208 --> 00:48:21.167 Welcome back 00:48:21.167 --> 00:48:22.292 Hey Thank you brother 00:48:22.292 --> 00:48:23.708 Not at all not at all 00:48:25.875 --> 00:48:27.292 How come there are so many fall down outside 00:48:27.625 --> 00:48:28.875 You hit people again 00:48:30.500 --> 00:48:31.625 It's you 00:48:31.792 --> 00:48:32.542 Me 00:48:32.542 --> 00:48:33.458 You're drunk 00:48:33.750 --> 00:48:36.417 Oh no, I'm fragmented again 00:48:36.958 --> 00:48:37.958 It's okay it's okay 00:48:37.958 --> 00:48:38.875 You're not the first time already 00:48:38.875 --> 00:48:40.167 - Go go go go - What else have I done? 00:48:40.292 --> 00:48:41.208 You have just drunk 00:48:41.208 --> 00:48:42.125 Go go go go 00:48:42.125 --> 00:48:44.333 - Doesn't matter - No, look at those people outside 00:48:44.500 --> 00:48:45.917 It not like I did it 00:48:50.375 --> 00:48:53.583 Come Uncle come 00:48:57.000 --> 00:48:57.917 Mandarin duck house 00:48:57.917 --> 00:49:00.500 The most beautiful girls in the city are all here 00:49:00.500 --> 00:49:02.500 Mu Fairy of Ninth Heaven is such beautiful 00:49:02.500 --> 00:49:04.417 She must be here 00:49:06.125 --> 00:49:07.667 Open up the tip and see 00:49:13.500 --> 00:49:15.375 Butterfly 00:49:21.292 --> 00:49:22.542 Come catch me 00:49:23.375 --> 00:49:24.333 Here 00:49:24.333 --> 00:49:25.375 So irritating 00:49:25.375 --> 00:49:26.583 Want to scare me 00:49:26.667 --> 00:49:27.875 I'm coming 00:49:40.250 --> 00:49:41.958 We are dating in the Heaven 00:49:41.958 --> 00:49:43.667 Will it be too obvious? 00:49:44.167 --> 00:49:45.167 What are you afraid of? 00:49:45.292 --> 00:49:47.458 I brought some peach to the door guard 00:49:47.458 --> 00:49:48.958 He will keep watch for us 00:49:49.125 --> 00:49:50.125 Come on 00:49:52.417 --> 00:49:54.000 If we get caught 00:49:54.000 --> 00:49:55.417 We can't be immortals anymore 00:49:55.417 --> 00:49:56.708 You are right 00:49:57.208 --> 00:49:58.458 You have to remember 00:49:58.667 --> 00:50:00.167 No matter what I look like 00:50:00.292 --> 00:50:01.917 As long as you see this birthmark 00:50:02.208 --> 00:50:03.833 That is me 00:50:07.500 --> 00:50:08.750 Don't worry 00:50:09.667 --> 00:50:11.500 I will never forget 00:50:15.667 --> 00:50:17.125 So initiative 00:50:18.500 --> 00:50:19.750 Then I'm coming 00:50:28.708 --> 00:50:29.708 Fairy of Ninth Heaven 00:50:30.167 --> 00:50:31.125 I'm coming 00:50:35.583 --> 00:50:36.917 You this smelly beggar 00:50:36.917 --> 00:50:38.292 This is the place you can get in 00:50:38.292 --> 00:50:39.542 Hurry up and walk away 00:50:39.667 --> 00:50:41.958 Act like a snob 00:50:43.250 --> 00:50:44.292 Coming 00:50:45.000 --> 00:50:46.125 Take it 00:50:47.625 --> 00:50:50.625 This gentleman looks so handsome 00:50:50.750 --> 00:50:51.792 In here 00:50:51.792 --> 00:50:53.458 We have all kinds of girls 00:50:53.542 --> 00:50:55.125 Go with me and you can pick slowly 00:50:55.125 --> 00:50:56.167 Wait wait wait 00:50:56.167 --> 00:50:58.167 I have requirements 00:51:00.125 --> 00:51:01.250 You have 00:51:02.500 --> 00:51:03.792 I have 00:51:03.792 --> 00:51:05.917 Come come come, come in and pick slowly 00:51:06.875 --> 00:51:08.125 Come come 00:51:21.750 --> 00:51:22.958 Good wine good wine 00:51:22.958 --> 00:51:24.083 Don't waste 00:51:30.792 --> 00:51:31.958 Mr. 00:51:32.833 --> 00:51:34.375 - What - You worried 00:51:35.208 --> 00:51:37.167 Girls are already prepared for you 00:51:37.167 --> 00:51:38.208 Go go go 00:51:38.208 --> 00:51:39.792 Go go go I bring you there 00:51:39.792 --> 00:51:41.000 I can go myself 00:51:42.375 --> 00:51:43.625 Hurry hurry hurry hurry 00:51:51.208 --> 00:51:52.292 Girls 00:51:52.292 --> 00:51:53.583 Ready 00:51:53.583 --> 00:51:54.833 Come 00:51:56.042 --> 00:51:57.958 Childe 00:52:03.042 --> 00:52:04.875 Not bad right 00:52:07.750 --> 00:52:09.542 - Childe - I am rat 00:52:09.542 --> 00:52:10.917 - Next - I am Ox 00:52:10.917 --> 00:52:12.500 - Oh no - I am Tiger 00:52:12.667 --> 00:52:13.792 I am snake 00:52:14.042 --> 00:52:15.583 - No - I am monkey 00:52:15.750 --> 00:52:17.583 - Next - Rooster 00:52:17.583 --> 00:52:18.458 Any left 00:52:18.458 --> 00:52:19.750 - I am doggy - Go go go go 00:52:19.750 --> 00:52:21.167 I am piggy 00:52:23.042 --> 00:52:25.667 Chinese Zodiac 00:52:29.000 --> 00:52:29.833 Mother tortoise 00:52:29.833 --> 00:52:31.500 I don't want animals 00:52:31.500 --> 00:52:33.625 The Chinese Zodiac is no use to me 00:52:33.625 --> 00:52:34.708 I want insects 00:52:34.708 --> 00:52:36.167 Butterfly 00:52:37.708 --> 00:52:39.917 There's really no butterfly here 00:52:41.083 --> 00:52:42.375 Maybe I make you one 00:52:42.375 --> 00:52:44.417 You look 00:52:44.417 --> 00:52:46.417 Here 00:52:50.083 --> 00:52:51.833 You think about it carefully 00:52:51.833 --> 00:52:53.125 She must be here 00:52:53.125 --> 00:52:54.292 Is there anyone left 00:52:54.292 --> 00:52:55.708 Anyone I have missed 00:52:57.083 --> 00:53:00.042 This childe really is an insightful person 00:53:01.208 --> 00:53:02.625 There's really one left 00:53:02.708 --> 00:53:04.292 Go go go, I lead you to see 00:53:04.292 --> 00:53:05.292 Go go go 00:53:12.833 --> 00:53:14.083 Where is it 00:53:14.750 --> 00:53:16.667 She, she is inside 00:53:17.000 --> 00:53:18.000 Why not 00:53:18.000 --> 00:53:19.250 You go take a look by yourself 00:53:19.833 --> 00:53:21.583 You can enjoy this slowly 00:53:21.667 --> 00:53:22.625 It's free 00:53:22.625 --> 00:53:23.458 What what 00:53:23.458 --> 00:53:24.542 It's free it's free 00:53:25.292 --> 00:53:26.750 What's going on? 00:53:49.042 --> 00:53:50.250 Beauty 00:53:56.417 --> 00:53:57.375 A woman grows beard 00:53:57.375 --> 00:53:59.000 What kind of evildoer is it? 00:54:16.167 --> 00:54:19.125 Oh my god 00:54:19.667 --> 00:54:22.292 What have I done wrong 00:54:22.667 --> 00:54:28.292 You have to treat me this way 00:54:29.208 --> 00:54:30.458 Let' try 00:54:32.458 --> 00:54:34.375 An affectionate kiss 00:54:36.625 --> 00:54:38.542 Don't come closer 00:54:38.792 --> 00:54:40.042 You try 00:54:40.250 --> 00:54:42.333 Don't talk to me 00:54:42.833 --> 00:54:43.958 No 00:54:53.667 --> 00:54:55.792 Sex is empty 00:54:56.083 --> 00:54:57.917 Sex is empty 00:54:59.417 --> 00:55:01.917 For all the people in the world 00:55:03.167 --> 00:55:04.667 Me Daoji 00:55:06.375 --> 00:55:09.167 Decided to fight 00:55:18.917 --> 00:55:20.167 Yeah 00:56:15.042 --> 00:56:16.375 Death is dead 00:56:44.667 --> 00:56:46.000 Dragon 00:56:46.708 --> 00:56:48.417 Welcome back 00:56:48.917 --> 00:56:50.417 Why do you have so many soap bubbles in your month? 00:56:50.417 --> 00:56:51.500 Dol 00:56:51.500 --> 00:56:52.333 Yes 00:56:52.333 --> 00:56:53.167 It's all right 00:56:53.708 --> 00:56:56.625 We are rushing to save the world 00:57:01.250 --> 00:57:02.500 Twenty miles in the south 00:57:02.500 --> 00:57:03.958 We are here 00:57:08.917 --> 00:57:10.292 Na Ying 00:57:11.083 --> 00:57:13.000 Sounds like a name of singer 00:57:13.167 --> 00:57:14.917 It's easy to find if it's a famous person 00:57:30.125 --> 00:57:31.792 Hey hey two of you 00:57:32.458 --> 00:57:34.167 Do you know? 00:57:34.167 --> 00:57:35.875 There's a person named Na Ying 00:57:53.583 --> 00:57:54.417 Auntie 00:57:54.417 --> 00:57:55.875 Do you know Na Ying? 00:58:02.333 --> 00:58:03.417 Brother 00:58:03.417 --> 00:58:05.000 Where's Na Ying live? 00:58:21.417 --> 00:58:23.583 Uncle 00:58:24.333 --> 00:58:25.333 Old man 00:58:26.833 --> 00:58:28.042 Brother 00:58:28.917 --> 00:58:32.833 Auntie auntie 00:58:33.833 --> 00:58:35.083 All ignore me 00:58:38.542 --> 00:58:39.542 Master 00:58:43.292 --> 00:58:44.667 Both, May I ask 00:58:44.958 --> 00:58:47.375 Is there a child called Na Ying 00:58:49.125 --> 00:58:51.125 Na Ying? No 00:58:51.542 --> 00:58:52.792 There's Ah Ying 00:58:52.792 --> 00:58:53.875 He's my son 00:58:54.958 --> 00:58:57.208 Fancy finding by sheer luck what one has searched for far and wide. 00:58:57.208 --> 00:58:59.833 Is he twenty-one years old this year 00:59:00.500 --> 00:59:01.708 Yes, twenty-one years old 00:59:01.833 --> 00:59:05.167 But my son looks different compare to normal people 00:59:05.708 --> 00:59:07.083 Twenty-one years old is right 00:59:07.083 --> 00:59:09.000 I knew he must be different from others 00:59:09.000 --> 00:59:10.292 He is special short 00:59:10.292 --> 00:59:11.708 Any lively ad dynamic 00:59:11.708 --> 00:59:13.417 And really eat a lot 00:59:16.958 --> 00:59:18.667 If you don't mind master 00:59:19.458 --> 00:59:20.750 You can go check yourself 00:59:20.875 --> 00:59:21.667 He's just over there 00:59:21.667 --> 00:59:22.667 Really 00:59:23.125 --> 00:59:24.875 Which one is he over there? 00:59:25.875 --> 00:59:26.708 That one 00:59:26.708 --> 00:59:27.833 With chain 00:59:31.750 --> 00:59:33.500 Are you misunderstood? 00:59:33.500 --> 00:59:34.958 I am looking for your father 00:59:34.958 --> 00:59:36.875 I'm looking for your son 00:59:39.792 --> 00:59:41.250 You have no idea master 00:59:41.583 --> 00:59:43.708 My son got progeria 00:59:44.292 --> 00:59:45.792 Only twenty-one years old 00:59:47.125 --> 00:59:49.167 But looks like seventy-one years old 00:59:50.083 --> 00:59:51.417 And his IQ 00:59:51.417 --> 00:59:52.875 Is only eight years old 00:59:54.125 --> 00:59:56.208 So I chained him up 00:59:56.833 --> 01:00:00.833 Otherwise he will eat all the things in the house 01:00:02.208 --> 01:00:05.875 Progeria 01:00:25.333 --> 01:00:27.875 A nice and lively Na Zha 01:00:28.042 --> 01:00:30.417 How come less hair than me now 01:00:32.417 --> 01:00:34.083 I want eat 01:00:34.083 --> 01:00:35.708 Rice rice rice rice 01:00:35.708 --> 01:00:37.167 I want to eat 01:00:37.167 --> 01:00:38.333 Rice rice rice rice 01:00:38.333 --> 01:00:39.750 Okay okay okay okay 01:00:39.750 --> 01:00:41.750 I want to eat rice rice 01:00:41.750 --> 01:00:42.958 Eat 01:00:43.167 --> 01:00:44.250 Rice rice rice 01:00:44.250 --> 01:00:45.333 Okay okay 01:00:45.333 --> 01:00:46.250 No no no don't cry 01:00:46.250 --> 01:00:47.458 I bring you to eat 01:00:47.833 --> 01:00:49.958 Rice rice rice 01:00:50.875 --> 01:00:52.458 Rice rice 01:00:56.000 --> 01:00:57.792 Don't just eat 01:00:57.875 --> 01:00:58.958 You are an immortal 01:00:58.958 --> 01:00:59.917 Na Zha's reincarnation 01:00:59.917 --> 01:01:01.792 You came down here to save the world 01:01:02.083 --> 01:01:03.458 I want to eat rice rice 01:01:03.667 --> 01:01:04.875 What rice rice 01:01:04.875 --> 01:01:06.708 Do you remember you save the world? 01:01:06.708 --> 01:01:08.083 Rice rice rice rice 01:01:08.083 --> 01:01:09.042 What rice 01:01:09.042 --> 01:01:10.333 Still want to eat after eating so much 01:01:10.333 --> 01:01:11.250 - No more left - Rice rice 01:01:11.250 --> 01:01:13.792 - No more - Rice rice 01:01:14.083 --> 01:01:17.917 Okay okay okay 01:01:18.083 --> 01:01:19.583 I order I order I order I order 01:01:19.583 --> 01:01:20.708 Okay 01:01:27.750 --> 01:01:28.958 Come come come 01:01:29.292 --> 01:01:30.542 Fifteen 01:01:30.667 --> 01:01:31.542 Ten 01:01:31.542 --> 01:01:32.500 Fifteen 01:01:32.500 --> 01:01:33.458 Ten 01:01:33.458 --> 01:01:34.542 Twenty 01:01:34.542 --> 01:01:36.792 You lost again brother, let's drink 01:01:36.792 --> 01:01:38.333 It's worthy of the boxer 01:01:39.208 --> 01:01:40.625 What are you guys playing? 01:01:40.750 --> 01:01:41.833 Old man 01:01:41.833 --> 01:01:42.833 You want to play 01:01:42.833 --> 01:01:44.208 Let me teach you 01:01:44.208 --> 01:01:45.333 Oh good good good 01:01:45.333 --> 01:01:46.500 Come come come, put out your hand 01:01:47.583 --> 01:01:49.042 I called middle 01:01:49.042 --> 01:01:50.292 You free 01:01:50.292 --> 01:01:51.250 Then lose 01:01:51.250 --> 01:01:52.208 Okay okay okay okay 01:01:52.208 --> 01:01:53.500 Come come come 01:01:53.875 --> 01:01:55.000 Ten 01:01:56.458 --> 01:01:58.083 Old man you lost 01:01:58.083 --> 01:01:59.250 I lost 01:01:59.833 --> 01:02:01.792 Again again again 01:02:02.667 --> 01:02:03.833 Five 01:02:05.625 --> 01:02:06.458 I lost again 01:02:06.458 --> 01:02:07.458 You lost again 01:02:08.083 --> 01:02:09.083 I don't are 01:02:09.083 --> 01:02:10.167 I don't care I don't care 01:02:10.167 --> 01:02:10.917 Again 01:02:10.917 --> 01:02:12.375 Again again again 01:02:13.042 --> 01:02:14.000 Fifteen 01:02:14.000 --> 01:02:14.667 Ten 01:02:14.750 --> 01:02:16.375 Again again again 01:02:16.375 --> 01:02:16.958 Again 01:02:16.958 --> 01:02:17.875 Fifteen 01:02:17.875 --> 01:02:19.125 Nothing 01:02:20.250 --> 01:02:21.167 Ten 01:02:21.167 --> 01:02:22.083 Nothing 01:02:22.625 --> 01:02:24.625 Again again again 01:02:24.625 --> 01:02:25.500 Twenty 01:02:25.500 --> 01:02:27.167 You lost again old man 01:02:27.208 --> 01:02:29.375 Go back home earlier if you don't know how to play 01:02:34.417 --> 01:02:35.583 I don't play this 01:02:35.583 --> 01:02:36.750 I play others 01:02:36.750 --> 01:02:38.000 I want to play thirty-five 01:02:38.000 --> 01:02:41.000 How to add up thirty-five with two people plus four hands together 01:02:41.000 --> 01:02:41.917 Thirty-five 01:02:41.917 --> 01:02:43.000 Come on 01:02:49.500 --> 01:02:50.542 Oh monster 01:02:50.667 --> 01:02:51.958 Monster 01:03:04.292 --> 01:03:06.042 Good good 01:03:06.167 --> 01:03:08.083 The best fighter in Heaven Na Zha is back 01:03:08.083 --> 01:03:09.875 There's hope on saving the world 01:03:09.958 --> 01:03:11.083 No no no no 01:03:11.417 --> 01:03:13.208 I'm here to finger-guessing game 01:03:13.833 --> 01:03:14.833 Don't you remember 01:03:14.833 --> 01:03:16.042 Jade Emperor sent you to the mortal world 01:03:16.042 --> 01:03:17.083 Is to save the world 01:03:17.083 --> 01:03:18.500 Not to play finger-guessing game 01:03:18.667 --> 01:03:19.708 No no no 01:03:19.708 --> 01:03:21.542 To save the world, is to save the world 01:03:21.542 --> 01:03:22.708 Finger-guessing game, is finger-guessing game 01:03:22.708 --> 01:03:24.833 First I need to play finger-guessing game, then can save the world 01:03:25.500 --> 01:03:26.542 Let's do it this way 01:03:26.542 --> 01:03:27.625 You play finger-guessing with me 01:03:27.625 --> 01:03:28.542 If you win 01:03:28.542 --> 01:03:29.625 Then I will go 01:03:30.667 --> 01:03:32.292 All immortals are crazy nowadays 01:03:33.083 --> 01:03:34.083 Hey 01:03:34.083 --> 01:03:35.083 Don't walk away 01:03:35.083 --> 01:03:36.292 Stay here and play finger-guessing with me 01:03:36.375 --> 01:03:37.542 Hey 01:03:38.292 --> 01:03:39.750 Who come out to play finger-guessing with me? 01:03:39.750 --> 01:03:40.958 I want to play finger-guessing game 01:03:42.250 --> 01:03:47.833 I want to play finger-guessing game 01:03:54.792 --> 01:03:55.875 Big boss 01:03:55.875 --> 01:03:57.875 After my investigation 01:03:57.875 --> 01:04:00.667 I found that Mad monk really want to make some trouble 01:04:00.833 --> 01:04:02.667 He already found the Fairy of Ninth Heaven 01:04:02.667 --> 01:04:04.250 Erlang god and Na Zha 01:04:06.625 --> 01:04:07.708 I know 01:04:08.292 --> 01:04:10.250 You know and you still sent me to investigate 01:04:12.000 --> 01:04:14.375 Didn't I tell you it was my first time to play the villain? 01:04:14.667 --> 01:04:17.667 It's no exaggeration for people to work for their boss right 01:04:17.667 --> 01:04:18.417 And 01:04:18.417 --> 01:04:19.250 You guys have nothing to do as well 01:04:19.250 --> 01:04:20.208 Isn't it? 01:04:21.458 --> 01:04:22.458 It's true 01:04:27.958 --> 01:04:29.042 Boss 01:04:29.375 --> 01:04:30.000 You give order 01:04:30.000 --> 01:04:30.708 I lead 01:04:30.708 --> 01:04:31.792 Don't worry 01:04:31.792 --> 01:04:32.583 No no 01:04:32.583 --> 01:04:33.958 No need no need no need no need 01:04:34.500 --> 01:04:35.333 I tell you 01:04:35.333 --> 01:04:36.125 Basically 01:04:36.125 --> 01:04:38.500 Those six people will not stay together 01:04:38.708 --> 01:04:40.750 When those six people can't stay together 01:04:40.750 --> 01:04:42.083 Then they can't defeat us 01:04:42.083 --> 01:04:42.833 Also 01:04:42.833 --> 01:04:45.375 There's one who they will never found 01:04:48.708 --> 01:04:49.583 Hey 01:04:49.583 --> 01:04:51.542 Why don't you guys laugh? 01:05:04.208 --> 01:05:05.708 Is it the wrong place? 01:05:05.708 --> 01:05:06.792 How come it's not come yet? 01:05:06.792 --> 01:05:07.875 This place is correct 01:05:09.750 --> 01:05:11.000 Here 01:05:12.708 --> 01:05:13.750 Hey hey hey 01:05:14.792 --> 01:05:16.375 We didn't find Tiger yet 01:05:16.708 --> 01:05:18.292 How to find him 01:05:18.750 --> 01:05:19.917 Didn't see him 01:05:21.417 --> 01:05:23.500 Where are you brother? 01:05:24.333 --> 01:05:25.250 Forget about it 01:05:25.250 --> 01:05:26.333 Don't wait for him 01:05:26.333 --> 01:05:27.667 Let's get into it 01:05:27.875 --> 01:05:29.083 Wait a second 01:05:29.458 --> 01:05:30.708 There's enchantment 01:05:30.708 --> 01:05:31.875 Be careful everyone 01:05:38.625 --> 01:05:39.958 It's not that simple 01:05:40.625 --> 01:05:41.458 It doesn't better 01:05:41.458 --> 01:05:42.708 I have sonic power 01:05:48.083 --> 01:05:49.625 Say it first before you shout 01:05:49.625 --> 01:05:50.958 It's not useful by just shout loudly 01:05:56.292 --> 01:05:57.042 This 01:05:57.042 --> 01:05:58.833 is mean to ask me step in the jar 01:05:58.958 --> 01:06:00.375 I think not 01:06:00.375 --> 01:06:02.333 It's definitely a trap 01:06:02.417 --> 01:06:05.083 It should be the meaning of let you guys walk in and die 01:06:05.250 --> 01:06:06.583 Why you guys 01:06:06.583 --> 01:06:08.250 - You are not going in - Right 01:06:09.250 --> 01:06:10.000 I am 01:06:10.000 --> 01:06:11.750 Only a lower level immortal 01:06:11.833 --> 01:06:13.125 Both low energy and idiot 01:06:13.125 --> 01:06:14.625 Nothing I can help even I go in 01:06:14.625 --> 01:06:15.917 Will only drag all of you down 01:06:15.917 --> 01:06:17.125 There's no use for me to go in 01:06:17.125 --> 01:06:18.250 Otherwise, let's do it this way 01:06:20.167 --> 01:06:21.542 What are your last words? 01:06:21.542 --> 01:06:22.708 I help you to write it down 01:06:22.875 --> 01:06:23.750 You crow mouth 01:06:23.750 --> 01:06:24.917 That is to say we are dead 01:06:24.917 --> 01:06:26.333 Your crow mouth is saying we are dead indeed 01:06:26.333 --> 01:06:27.333 You still writing 01:06:27.333 --> 01:06:28.458 You really need a slap 01:06:31.417 --> 01:06:32.458 There's always a saying 01:06:32.458 --> 01:06:33.583 If don't go to hell 01:06:33.583 --> 01:06:34.875 Who will go to hell? 01:06:34.875 --> 01:06:35.708 Moreover 01:06:35.708 --> 01:06:37.500 We are god soldiers 01:06:37.500 --> 01:06:40.833 Vanquish demons and monsters are our responsibility 01:06:41.917 --> 01:06:43.000 You are right 01:06:43.000 --> 01:06:43.833 Then 01:06:43.833 --> 01:06:45.875 Erlang god, please go to hell first 01:06:47.208 --> 01:06:48.208 Okay 01:06:49.083 --> 01:06:50.083 However 01:06:50.542 --> 01:06:51.875 Dragon Lohan 01:06:51.875 --> 01:06:53.292 Is the leader of the eighteen Lohan 01:06:53.292 --> 01:06:54.708 He is the leader 01:06:54.708 --> 01:06:56.167 The leader should go first 01:06:56.750 --> 01:06:59.625 Actually I said I should rush in thirteen years ago 01:06:59.708 --> 01:07:00.500 Don't be afraid 01:07:00.500 --> 01:07:01.583 I will protect you 01:07:02.500 --> 01:07:03.750 You, why are you trembling like this 01:07:03.750 --> 01:07:04.917 Are you scared? 01:07:05.792 --> 01:07:06.875 I'm not scared 01:07:06.875 --> 01:07:07.958 It looks like you are trembling 01:07:07.958 --> 01:07:08.833 How will I tremble 01:07:08.833 --> 01:07:09.750 Am I trembling? 01:07:10.333 --> 01:07:12.292 He's trembling so hard right 01:07:12.333 --> 01:07:13.375 What did you say? 01:07:14.917 --> 01:07:15.917 Don't worry 01:07:15.917 --> 01:07:16.750 Next year today 01:07:16.750 --> 01:07:18.000 I will burn incense to everyone of you 01:07:18.000 --> 01:07:19.125 Rest assured 01:07:23.042 --> 01:07:24.167 Leave him 01:07:24.333 --> 01:07:25.625 Let's attack 01:07:27.417 --> 01:07:28.667 Die to die 01:07:36.375 --> 01:07:37.875 A class of heroes 01:07:37.875 --> 01:07:39.583 Simply admirable 01:07:41.500 --> 01:07:42.833 Let's find something to eat first 01:07:58.167 --> 01:07:59.708 Weak body 01:08:00.375 --> 01:08:01.750 Dizziness 01:08:01.875 --> 01:08:02.792 Not feeling good all over the body 01:08:02.792 --> 01:08:03.958 Feeling so bad 01:08:10.208 --> 01:08:11.583 Dark cloud over 01:08:11.583 --> 01:08:12.833 Ground like a black earth 01:08:12.833 --> 01:08:14.333 Demon tower is demon tower 01:08:14.333 --> 01:08:16.333 No wonder I feel so uncomfortable 01:08:16.792 --> 01:08:18.208 I also feel the same 01:08:18.208 --> 01:08:19.458 But where is it wrong 01:08:19.458 --> 01:08:21.333 I can't tell the reason as well 01:08:22.042 --> 01:08:24.250 Is it really just like the fat monk said? 01:08:24.250 --> 01:08:26.292 We are more ominous than propitious 01:08:26.542 --> 01:08:27.833 Oh no 01:08:41.125 --> 01:08:42.000 Let me try 01:08:42.000 --> 01:08:43.000 Slow beat 01:08:43.000 --> 01:08:44.042 Just watch 01:08:49.875 --> 01:08:50.542 Hey 01:08:50.542 --> 01:08:51.250 Don't fight 01:08:51.250 --> 01:08:52.292 Save two for me 01:08:52.292 --> 01:08:52.958 Hey 01:08:52.958 --> 01:08:54.292 Why don't you rush in this time 01:08:54.542 --> 01:08:56.125 Let the young people play it 01:08:56.292 --> 01:08:57.292 It makes sense 01:08:57.292 --> 01:08:58.250 Of course 01:09:36.708 --> 01:09:37.875 Look Xima 01:09:37.875 --> 01:09:39.875 There's really someone send himself to death 01:09:40.292 --> 01:09:41.833 So many years already 01:09:41.833 --> 01:09:44.167 Why your clothes are still so broken 01:09:44.208 --> 01:09:45.833 You guys don't have money to buy new clothes 01:09:45.833 --> 01:09:47.333 Oh so poor 01:09:48.958 --> 01:09:50.125 Oh yes 01:09:50.125 --> 01:09:52.625 In fact, I really admire your group 01:09:52.625 --> 01:09:55.750 The so-called justice alliance, right 01:09:55.750 --> 01:09:57.583 Knowingly coming here will surely die 01:09:57.583 --> 01:09:59.250 You guys did not hesitate to come in 01:09:59.250 --> 01:10:00.917 Give applause 01:10:03.083 --> 01:10:04.208 Garuda 01:10:04.208 --> 01:10:05.292 We, the five immortals 01:10:05.292 --> 01:10:07.333 Representing the Jade Emperor to destroy you 01:10:07.333 --> 01:10:08.542 But if you are clever enough 01:10:08.542 --> 01:10:10.125 To go with me to the Heaven 01:10:10.125 --> 01:10:11.083 I guarantee 01:10:11.083 --> 01:10:12.917 I will ask Jade Emperor a favor 01:10:16.292 --> 01:10:18.542 So touching 01:10:19.500 --> 01:10:20.750 But I tell you 01:10:20.750 --> 01:10:22.958 Let me introduce the tower behind you 01:10:22.958 --> 01:10:23.875 You see this tower 01:10:23.875 --> 01:10:24.667 When the time comes 01:10:24.667 --> 01:10:26.250 I will sit on the tower's top 01:10:26.250 --> 01:10:27.375 And then 01:10:28.500 --> 01:10:29.875 Go straight to the heaven 01:10:29.875 --> 01:10:32.250 Then I will sit on the Jade Emperor seat directly 01:10:32.250 --> 01:10:34.833 I can do you a favor at that time okay 01:10:36.375 --> 01:10:37.250 Also also also 01:10:37.250 --> 01:10:37.917 You guys 01:10:37.917 --> 01:10:40.417 One two three four five 01:10:40.833 --> 01:10:41.958 Five shrimp soldiers 01:10:41.958 --> 01:10:43.792 You think you can defeat us 01:10:44.083 --> 01:10:45.875 What shrimp soldiers 01:10:45.875 --> 01:10:48.292 You were all my defeated opponent 01:10:48.417 --> 01:10:49.333 Dragon Lohan 01:10:49.333 --> 01:10:51.167 Why waste words with him 01:10:51.167 --> 01:10:51.958 Go ahead 01:10:51.958 --> 01:10:52.875 Let me do it 01:10:52.875 --> 01:10:54.292 You are slow again 01:11:02.875 --> 01:11:04.167 Hey, how are you? 01:11:05.125 --> 01:11:06.750 Can't use mana 01:11:06.750 --> 01:11:08.000 You guys sit here and eat 01:11:08.000 --> 01:11:09.042 Let me fight okay 01:11:09.042 --> 01:11:10.292 Okay 01:11:10.292 --> 01:11:11.417 Okay you're good 01:11:11.542 --> 01:11:12.708 Let's fight 01:11:20.750 --> 01:11:21.875 Why no more electricity 01:11:25.417 --> 01:11:26.292 Thank you 01:12:24.292 --> 01:12:25.083 Hey 01:12:25.083 --> 01:12:26.292 Bitch 01:12:26.292 --> 01:12:28.625 We are all woman, you don't have to be so vicious 01:12:28.833 --> 01:12:30.792 Always biting on my face 01:12:30.792 --> 01:12:32.083 What to do if there's scar 01:12:32.083 --> 01:12:34.333 I just want to bite your faces into many scars 01:12:34.333 --> 01:12:36.000 Then I will be the most beautiful immortal in the world 01:12:36.000 --> 01:12:37.125 It's me 01:12:38.208 --> 01:12:39.333 You beautiful 01:12:39.333 --> 01:12:41.333 Beauty is from natural 01:12:41.542 --> 01:12:44.375 Even though you bite my face into eight hundred scars 01:12:47.542 --> 01:12:49.042 I am still more beautiful than you 01:12:49.333 --> 01:12:50.875 But you look at yourself 01:12:50.875 --> 01:12:52.542 The serpentine on your forehead 01:12:52.542 --> 01:12:53.708 Hey 01:12:53.708 --> 01:12:55.583 Can you stop saying it? 01:12:55.958 --> 01:12:57.875 Hey, you can't blame me 01:12:57.875 --> 01:12:59.833 You do not do polish 01:13:00.458 --> 01:13:01.917 What polish? 01:13:04.792 --> 01:13:07.083 What are you doing? 01:13:07.458 --> 01:13:09.667 It is honey and sugar 01:13:09.667 --> 01:13:10.792 Plus pearl powder 01:13:10.792 --> 01:13:12.958 It can polish off your serpentine 01:13:13.625 --> 01:13:14.833 Where to buy it 01:13:14.833 --> 01:13:15.958 No need to buy 01:13:15.958 --> 01:13:17.083 Let me teach you 01:13:17.417 --> 01:13:18.417 Okay okay okay 01:13:53.833 --> 01:13:55.125 You played with me 01:13:55.333 --> 01:13:56.750 You want to die 01:13:58.417 --> 01:13:59.333 You played with me 01:13:59.333 --> 01:14:00.833 You want to die 01:14:08.500 --> 01:14:10.625 I want to fight with you alone 01:14:10.625 --> 01:14:11.875 I told you 01:14:11.875 --> 01:14:13.333 You come into my enchantment 01:14:13.333 --> 01:14:14.125 You are dead 01:14:14.125 --> 01:14:14.917 Why 01:14:14.917 --> 01:14:16.458 Because you can't use mana 01:14:17.083 --> 01:14:18.375 No more mana 01:14:22.208 --> 01:14:23.292 Damn it 01:14:23.292 --> 01:14:24.792 I don't believe 01:14:28.583 --> 01:14:29.333 Only you can do it 01:14:29.333 --> 01:14:29.958 I also can 01:14:29.958 --> 01:14:30.833 You watch 01:14:58.125 --> 01:15:00.083 Bigger bigger bigger bigger 01:15:38.083 --> 01:15:39.417 Wait wait wait wait wait wait 01:15:39.792 --> 01:15:41.250 Wait wait wait wait 01:15:42.333 --> 01:15:43.375 What's wrong? 01:15:43.625 --> 01:15:45.000 I think it's not fair 01:15:47.625 --> 01:15:48.958 Inside the enchantment 01:15:48.958 --> 01:15:50.458 You have mana 01:15:50.458 --> 01:15:51.542 I don't have 01:15:51.792 --> 01:15:53.167 So that you can win 01:15:53.417 --> 01:15:54.875 Is it glorious enough? 01:15:55.708 --> 01:15:57.375 You are right 01:15:58.083 --> 01:15:59.125 Okay 01:15:59.125 --> 01:16:00.417 I don't use mana today 01:16:00.417 --> 01:16:01.875 I will make you lose and admire from the heart 01:16:01.875 --> 01:16:02.833 How's that 01:16:03.625 --> 01:16:04.667 Good 01:16:05.125 --> 01:16:06.333 In all evil spirit 01:16:07.208 --> 01:16:08.375 You are gentlemen 01:16:08.375 --> 01:16:09.458 Of course 01:16:09.458 --> 01:16:10.417 Come 01:16:10.875 --> 01:16:12.042 Today we 01:16:12.208 --> 01:16:13.292 Just come 01:16:16.083 --> 01:16:17.750 Play with me 01:16:32.333 --> 01:16:33.292 How's that 01:16:33.292 --> 01:16:34.333 Gentleman enough 01:16:34.333 --> 01:16:35.458 Is it fair? 01:16:52.542 --> 01:16:53.625 Fool 01:17:11.917 --> 01:17:13.458 Fool 01:18:05.083 --> 01:18:05.833 So small 01:18:05.833 --> 01:18:06.792 So cute 01:18:06.792 --> 01:18:07.833 How to fan 01:18:07.833 --> 01:18:08.708 I fan 01:18:08.708 --> 01:18:09.958 It's quite cool 01:18:10.875 --> 01:18:12.458 Oh so boring 01:18:12.542 --> 01:18:13.750 I don't want to play with you 01:18:13.750 --> 01:18:15.208 I find someone to play with you 01:18:16.333 --> 01:18:17.208 You 01:18:17.208 --> 01:18:18.458 Will looks like me 01:18:18.583 --> 01:18:19.750 Apply daily 01:18:20.042 --> 01:18:21.250 Apply around a month 01:18:21.250 --> 01:18:22.625 Will look more beautiful 01:18:23.417 --> 01:18:24.542 A month 01:18:24.542 --> 01:18:25.375 That long 01:18:25.375 --> 01:18:26.250 Pretty much 01:18:26.250 --> 01:18:27.500 Not that long 01:18:27.500 --> 01:18:29.000 And I want to remind you 01:18:29.000 --> 01:18:30.792 In fact, you skin is so white 01:18:30.792 --> 01:18:32.333 Rouge not too red 01:18:32.375 --> 01:18:33.417 Pink 01:18:33.417 --> 01:18:34.625 Will be more delicate 01:18:35.042 --> 01:18:36.583 I don't really know how to choose cosmetic 01:18:36.875 --> 01:18:37.875 Being a beauty 01:18:37.875 --> 01:18:39.083 You have to pay the price 01:18:39.958 --> 01:18:41.417 Don't look at me as immortal now 01:18:41.458 --> 01:18:44.042 I haven't had a meal for hundred years 01:18:45.625 --> 01:18:47.542 It's so poor to be immortal 01:18:48.875 --> 01:18:50.375 Don't know what's so good to be immortal 01:18:50.375 --> 01:18:51.917 I don't know why you're envious 01:18:51.917 --> 01:18:53.750 Cannot fall in love and get marry 01:18:53.750 --> 01:18:55.167 Cannot give birth 01:18:56.375 --> 01:18:58.167 Fortunately I can still have children 01:18:58.500 --> 01:18:59.792 Oh no 01:19:00.250 --> 01:19:02.917 If master Garuda become the Jade Emperor 01:19:02.917 --> 01:19:04.792 I can't be together with him anymore 01:19:05.875 --> 01:19:07.542 I look though you already 01:19:07.542 --> 01:19:08.792 I know you like him 01:19:08.792 --> 01:19:10.875 But never think you are so hardcore 01:19:12.458 --> 01:19:14.500 Actually if master Garuda is not angry 01:19:14.500 --> 01:19:15.917 He's kind of gentle 01:19:20.500 --> 01:19:21.500 Hey 01:19:21.500 --> 01:19:24.042 Why do you put a snake to bite me while we're talking? 01:19:24.042 --> 01:19:25.583 Are you insane? 01:19:25.583 --> 01:19:27.042 The order of master Garuda 01:19:27.042 --> 01:19:28.417 I cannot defy 01:19:28.417 --> 01:19:30.000 But I'm also a snake 01:19:30.000 --> 01:19:31.417 I'm not afraid of snake 01:19:31.417 --> 01:19:32.292 So 01:19:32.292 --> 01:19:34.458 It's tailor made to just bite you 01:19:35.125 --> 01:19:36.292 You 01:19:41.625 --> 01:19:43.875 You 01:19:46.083 --> 01:19:47.792 I already got the beauty secret 01:19:48.000 --> 01:19:50.625 Then I will be the most beautiful immortal in the world 01:20:15.375 --> 01:20:16.750 Tiger 01:20:17.125 --> 01:20:18.625 I'm not Tiger 01:20:18.875 --> 01:20:21.208 I'm the first guard of Garuda 01:20:21.333 --> 01:20:22.750 White Tiger 01:20:23.417 --> 01:20:25.417 I'm Dragon, your brother 01:20:25.417 --> 01:20:27.208 How do you become this 01:20:28.042 --> 01:20:29.208 Garuda 01:20:29.208 --> 01:20:31.333 What have you done to him? 01:20:32.208 --> 01:20:33.708 I'm sorry I'm sorry 01:20:33.708 --> 01:20:34.958 I forgot to tell you 01:20:34.958 --> 01:20:36.333 The brother you've looking for long time 01:20:36.333 --> 01:20:37.625 He's now my brother 01:20:37.625 --> 01:20:38.458 So 01:20:38.458 --> 01:20:40.208 I ask my brother to fight with you 01:20:40.208 --> 01:20:41.417 You two were so closed 01:20:41.417 --> 01:20:43.042 Is it just right? 01:20:44.292 --> 01:20:44.958 Oh yes oh yes 01:20:44.958 --> 01:20:45.667 White Tiger 01:20:45.667 --> 01:20:47.292 Go finish this small role quickly 01:20:47.458 --> 01:20:48.708 Don't waste my time 01:20:48.708 --> 01:20:50.000 I got to go 01:20:54.250 --> 01:20:55.750 No no 01:20:57.042 --> 01:20:59.083 No Tiger 01:23:54.708 --> 01:23:57.250 The two immortals are dead 01:23:58.833 --> 01:23:59.958 They deserve it 01:24:15.625 --> 01:24:17.333 Dragon 01:24:17.333 --> 01:24:18.625 Tiger 01:24:18.875 --> 01:24:21.625 You two were born as one 01:24:22.000 --> 01:24:25.792 Now I give each of you a handprint 01:24:26.708 --> 01:24:29.167 When the prints reunited 01:24:29.167 --> 01:24:31.542 Then you will have unlimited power 01:24:32.083 --> 01:24:35.542 That's the time you save the world 01:24:35.542 --> 01:24:37.875 And regaining justice 01:24:48.417 --> 01:24:50.375 Kill both of them quickly 01:25:28.458 --> 01:25:29.708 Welcome back 01:25:29.708 --> 01:25:30.917 I've been waiting for you so long 01:25:33.708 --> 01:25:34.958 Welcome back 01:25:36.083 --> 01:25:38.417 All immortals return 01:25:43.792 --> 01:25:45.083 Darned 01:26:52.583 --> 01:26:54.375 No, why am I lost again 01:26:54.375 --> 01:26:55.958 I refuse to accept 01:27:02.500 --> 01:27:03.958 Subdued you the second time 01:27:04.667 --> 01:27:06.042 Let's be a good man 01:27:06.375 --> 01:27:07.917 Get enlightenment early 01:27:24.125 --> 01:27:26.250 Finally see the sky after the rain 01:27:26.500 --> 01:27:27.667 Right 01:27:27.667 --> 01:27:29.792 Then are we going back to heaven immediately? 01:27:31.125 --> 01:27:33.083 It's so rare to come to mortal world once 01:27:33.375 --> 01:27:35.000 Let's talk a walk for a while 01:27:35.250 --> 01:27:36.375 Right right right right right 01:27:36.375 --> 01:27:38.792 I heard that there's many ways of playing finger-guessing 01:27:38.792 --> 01:27:40.250 Can we go to have a look? 01:27:41.042 --> 01:27:43.000 Don't think of finger-guessing everyday okay 01:27:43.000 --> 01:27:45.208 It's better to massage with your three heads and six arms 01:27:45.208 --> 01:27:46.625 Great future 01:27:46.625 --> 01:27:48.333 - Okay - Can consider 01:27:48.625 --> 01:27:50.083 Hey don't you guys feel hungry 01:27:50.083 --> 01:27:50.875 I'm a bit hungry 01:27:50.875 --> 01:27:52.167 - Let's go eat alright - Oh good 01:27:52.167 --> 01:27:52.958 That's good 01:27:52.958 --> 01:27:53.833 Okay 01:27:54.042 --> 01:27:54.958 In this case 01:27:54.958 --> 01:27:56.167 Let's go to hot pot 01:27:56.167 --> 01:27:57.542 Yeah 01:27:57.667 --> 01:27:59.958 I bring you guys to eat dog meat, how that 01:28:00.208 --> 01:28:01.333 Cannot eat dog meat 01:28:01.375 --> 01:28:02.542 Just kidding 01:28:02.542 --> 01:28:04.625 How will I forget your Wheeze dog 01:28:04.625 --> 01:28:05.375 Good 01:28:05.375 --> 01:28:06.250 Eat vegetarian food 01:28:06.250 --> 01:28:07.250 Buddha's feast 01:28:07.333 --> 01:28:08.500 Good 01:28:08.750 --> 01:28:09.875 Let's go 01:28:29.917 --> 01:28:30.875 Your noodles sir 01:28:30.875 --> 01:28:32.708 - Please enjoy your meal - Amitabha Buddha 01:28:35.125 --> 01:28:36.583 After the wars 01:28:36.583 --> 01:28:38.708 Following with a peaceful world 01:28:39.042 --> 01:28:41.125 The problem is after long period of stability 01:28:41.125 --> 01:28:43.542 Many people will forget to prepared for danger in times of peace 01:28:43.708 --> 01:28:45.125 So, as being the Mad monk 01:28:45.125 --> 01:28:46.917 I really have so much pressure 01:28:47.750 --> 01:28:49.625 Our pendant is special good 01:28:51.000 --> 01:28:52.708 Newly woven handmade pendant 01:28:53.500 --> 01:28:55.000 My words just finished 01:28:55.375 --> 01:28:57.333 Scumbag appeared 01:28:58.917 --> 01:29:00.625 Girl, take a look 01:29:00.625 --> 01:29:01.708 Okay 01:29:02.625 --> 01:29:04.125 Newly woven handmade pendant 01:29:04.125 --> 01:29:05.292 Come take a look 01:29:05.292 --> 01:29:06.583 It's so beautiful 01:29:06.917 --> 01:29:09.375 I have girls everywhere 01:29:10.208 --> 01:29:11.500 Hey oh 01:29:13.917 --> 01:29:15.042 Who are you? 01:29:15.750 --> 01:29:17.042 Incivility 01:29:17.875 --> 01:29:19.292 You're so bad 01:29:19.667 --> 01:29:21.500 Let me go plaY You 01:29:25.208 --> 01:29:26.833 Let's have wet kiss 01:29:27.750 --> 01:29:30.000 What do you want? 01:29:30.083 --> 01:29:32.000 Just want to play a magic 01:29:32.292 --> 01:29:34.667 Ma Li Ma Li Hong 01:29:40.083 --> 01:29:42.042 Look you are so cute now 01:29:42.167 --> 01:29:43.875 But cannot bring home 01:29:44.042 --> 01:29:45.000 Let's do it again 01:29:45.000 --> 01:29:46.083 Hey 01:29:54.458 --> 01:29:56.208 So cute 01:30:04.667 --> 01:30:06.833 So cute 01:30:08.375 --> 01:30:09.625 So cute 01:30:09.958 --> 01:30:11.208 That is my master 01:30:11.208 --> 01:30:13.583 Don't walk away 01:30:15.250 --> 01:30:18.500 All of your suppressed the rebellion in mortal world successfully 01:30:18.958 --> 01:30:22.375 So I plan to raise all of you three levels up 01:30:24.292 --> 01:30:25.208 How's that 01:30:25.208 --> 01:30:26.292 Not happy 01:30:27.375 --> 01:30:29.125 Then I grant you other rewards 01:30:30.958 --> 01:30:32.708 I shall grant all of you 01:30:32.708 --> 01:30:34.792 lqiyi VIP for a hundred years 01:30:44.500 --> 01:30:46.500 Haven't been kissing you for three hundred years 01:30:46.542 --> 01:30:49.333 Already forgot how's your lips taste 01:30:49.333 --> 01:30:51.625 You will know if after tasting 01:30:52.333 --> 01:30:54.500 I'm ready to taste 01:30:57.500 --> 01:30:58.917 Where's Tiger 01:30:59.083 --> 01:31:00.417 Oh right 01:31:01.167 --> 01:31:03.125 Where's he 01:31:11.792 --> 01:31:13.292 Are you okay? 01:31:14.792 --> 01:31:17.000 I'm okay 01:31:17.917 --> 01:31:19.458 You continue kissing 01:31:19.458 --> 01:31:20.750 I take a rest first 01:31:20.750 --> 01:31:22.167 You continue 01:31:28.833 --> 01:31:30.250 If there's anything happen to Tiger 01:31:30.250 --> 01:31:32.250 I cannot do it alone 01:31:32.667 --> 01:31:33.292 Hum 01:31:33.292 --> 01:31:34.333 Have trouble 01:31:35.375 --> 01:31:36.542 Who 01:31:37.625 --> 01:31:39.083 Anything Interesting 01:31:39.083 --> 01:31:40.917 How can you not look for me? 01:31:42.167 --> 01:31:44.667 I shall not worry if I have you