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WEBVTT 1 00:00:38.672 --> 00:00:39.973 Oh, yeah. 2 00:00:40.007 --> 00:00:41.475 Mm, right there. 3 00:00:42.476 --> 00:00:44.078 Yeah, you got it. 4 00:00:56.424 --> 00:00:58.492 Oh, where'd you learn to give a hummer like that? 5 00:01:00.094 --> 00:01:01.795 Middle school. 6 00:01:01.829 --> 00:01:03.764 That's funny. 7 00:01:03.797 --> 00:01:05.666 Well, I should probably split. 8 00:01:07.034 --> 00:01:10.138 Can I drop you off somewhere? Mall or... 9 00:01:12.273 --> 00:01:13.774 Aren't we forgetting something? 10 00:01:15.008 --> 00:01:16.244 Yeah. 11 00:01:19.947 --> 00:01:20.914 Sorry about that. 12 00:01:20.948 --> 00:01:22.150 -Get this. -Yeah, getting it. 13 00:01:25.819 --> 00:01:27.221 It's only 18 bucks. 14 00:01:27.255 --> 00:01:29.657 I'll-- I'll get you back next time. 15 00:01:29.690 --> 00:01:31.192 I don't think so, buddy. 16 00:01:32.059 --> 00:01:33.627 Hey, what're you doing? 17 00:01:34.395 --> 00:01:36.197 -Quick-- 18 00:01:36.230 --> 00:01:39.233 -Smile, Dale. 19 00:01:39.267 --> 00:01:42.603 You are on candid camera, motherfucker. 20 00:01:42.636 --> 00:01:45.005 I just got head from a 17-year-old. 21 00:01:45.038 --> 00:01:47.040 Now playing at a prison near you. 22 00:01:47.074 --> 00:01:49.477 Okay, quit fucking around. Give me my keys. 23 00:01:49.510 --> 00:01:50.544 I am a cop. 24 00:01:50.578 --> 00:01:52.446 You're going to prison, you fucking criminal. 25 00:01:54.348 --> 00:01:55.849 Okay, put the phone down. 26 00:01:55.883 --> 00:01:58.886 We got your license plate on camera. 27 00:01:58.919 --> 00:02:00.388 You're so fucked. 28 00:02:00.421 --> 00:02:02.756 Okay, that-- That's entrapment. 29 00:02:02.790 --> 00:02:04.825 That won't ever hold up in a court of law. 30 00:02:04.858 --> 00:02:06.794 We're not taking you to court. 31 00:02:07.861 --> 00:02:09.497 We're just taking your money. 32 00:02:30.918 --> 00:02:33.120 It's only 400 bucks. 33 00:02:33.153 --> 00:02:34.622 Is that all you got in your bank account? 34 00:02:34.655 --> 00:02:36.424 How much do you think a cop makes? 35 00:02:36.457 --> 00:02:38.659 Well, that's depressing. You're a grown ass man. 36 00:02:38.692 --> 00:02:40.861 We ever catch you trolling for underage pussy again, 37 00:02:40.894 --> 00:02:43.631 I swear to God, we're uploading that shit to the Cloud. 38 00:02:44.732 --> 00:02:45.899 Please do no do that. 39 00:02:45.933 --> 00:02:47.968 That shit will spread like HPV. 40 00:02:48.001 --> 00:02:50.804 You fucking... male. 41 00:02:53.407 --> 00:02:55.008 Can I go now, please? 42 00:02:55.042 --> 00:02:56.544 Go. Run along. 43 00:03:00.113 --> 00:03:01.982 Bye, Dale. 44 00:03:02.015 --> 00:03:03.384 Fuck you. 45 00:03:04.985 --> 00:03:06.720 You guys wanna go to Dairy Queen? 46 00:03:06.754 --> 00:03:07.955 -For sure. Yeah. 47 00:03:18.599 --> 00:03:24.004 * Make me the one In diamond chains * 48 00:03:24.037 --> 00:03:29.977 * Don't break my heart Cause I never felt pain * 49 00:03:30.010 --> 00:03:36.250 * Our souls still young Yeah we never been through * 50 00:03:36.284 --> 00:03:40.688 * Hell and back Tell me that's not you * 51 00:03:42.690 --> 00:03:48.462 * Keep our eyes upon the sky Never let the feeling die * 52 00:03:48.496 --> 00:03:51.432 * Never catch us In our ride * 53 00:03:52.032 --> 00:03:53.501 * Ride 54 00:03:53.534 --> 00:03:59.307 * We'll never grow up Our heaven won't change * 55 00:03:59.340 --> 00:04:04.312 * And our blind hearts Will never know pain * 56 00:04:05.546 --> 00:04:08.115 * Living on clouds Never look down * 57 00:04:08.148 --> 00:04:10.818 * Till one day we float away We'll never grow up * 58 00:04:10.851 --> 00:04:14.988 * We'll never grow up No not today * 59 00:04:16.624 --> 00:04:19.660 * And our heaven won't change 60 00:04:28.569 --> 00:04:34.007 * Isn't it fun Having no fear * 61 00:04:34.041 --> 00:04:38.746 * To love without hurt It's crystal clear * 62 00:04:40.848 --> 00:04:46.554 * Keep our eyes upon the sky Never let the feeling die * 63 00:04:46.587 --> 00:04:49.857 * When you got me In your arms * 64 00:04:49.890 --> 00:04:51.725 * Arms 65 00:04:51.759 --> 00:04:56.397 * We'll never grow up No not today * 66 00:04:57.331 --> 00:04:59.567 * And our heaven won't change 67 00:05:12.946 --> 00:05:14.648 Eh, Mama, come in here. 68 00:05:15.816 --> 00:05:17.485 Come and tell me hi. 69 00:05:18.719 --> 00:05:20.454 -Hey. -Hi. 70 00:05:20.488 --> 00:05:22.289 How you feeling, you little nerd? 71 00:05:22.322 --> 00:05:24.592 Come here. I need some-- I need love. 72 00:05:24.625 --> 00:05:26.293 -Come here. -I can't-- 73 00:05:32.533 --> 00:05:35.035 -It's a fucking nightmare! 74 00:05:35.068 --> 00:05:36.770 It's like nothing is penetrating. 75 00:05:36.804 --> 00:05:39.272 The finals are next week, and I'm so fucked. 76 00:05:39.306 --> 00:05:41.909 Why're you studying if you don't wan to? You don't have to. 77 00:05:41.942 --> 00:05:43.611 Sherman's rich. 78 00:05:43.644 --> 00:05:45.446 I mean, he's richer... 79 00:05:45.479 --> 00:05:47.515 and I-- I want to. 80 00:05:47.548 --> 00:05:49.149 This is something that I want to do, 81 00:05:49.182 --> 00:05:54.988 and now, finally, I'm with somebody that is supportive of that. 82 00:05:55.022 --> 00:05:59.092 At least Dad wasn't some boring loser who collects old pinball machines. 83 00:05:59.126 --> 00:06:01.795 Can you be nicer to Bob, please? 84 00:06:01.829 --> 00:06:04.732 Just don't be so tough on him. I know he's not cool. 85 00:06:04.765 --> 00:06:05.599 No, he's not. 86 00:06:05.633 --> 00:06:07.468 But he's a good, good person. 87 00:06:07.501 --> 00:06:09.537 He cares about you very, very much. 88 00:06:11.439 --> 00:06:14.742 I don't want him in our house, in our space. 89 00:06:14.775 --> 00:06:16.710 It's not just our space anymore. 90 00:06:18.345 --> 00:06:20.113 -Sorry. -Mom! 91 00:06:21.749 --> 00:06:24.518 Although, I don't know what he'd say if he found this. 92 00:06:25.686 --> 00:06:27.387 Where'd you find that? 93 00:06:28.188 --> 00:06:29.356 In the bathroom, last night. 94 00:06:29.389 --> 00:06:31.024 That's what I was just looking for. 95 00:06:32.325 --> 00:06:36.029 Dude, whatever you do on your own time, 96 00:06:36.063 --> 00:06:37.531 is totally up to you. 97 00:06:37.565 --> 00:06:40.133 -Okay. -But you cannot just leave that lying around. 98 00:06:40.167 --> 00:06:43.270 Sherm would have a fucking heart attack if he saw this. 99 00:06:43.303 --> 00:06:45.673 -Mom... -Mm hm. 100 00:06:45.706 --> 00:06:48.442 Do we need ti have another chat with Dr. Demarcia? 101 00:06:48.476 --> 00:06:51.612 No. Dr. Demarcia is a sexual predator. 102 00:06:51.645 --> 00:06:54.448 He is! Why do you always do that? I'm not making it up! 103 00:06:54.482 --> 00:06:55.816 I'm not going back to him. 104 00:06:57.250 --> 00:06:59.753 I just... Come here... 105 00:07:00.954 --> 00:07:01.889 What? 106 00:07:04.658 --> 00:07:08.028 I just need you to not freak anybody out tonight. 107 00:07:08.061 --> 00:07:09.730 -Okay. 108 00:07:09.763 --> 00:07:11.098 You're ashamed of me, or something? 109 00:07:11.131 --> 00:07:14.267 No, I'm not ashamed of you, you crazy bitch! 110 00:07:14.301 --> 00:07:16.470 Just, this dinner is very important. 111 00:07:17.805 --> 00:07:20.874 All right, I just don't want you to-- You can be scary. 112 00:07:22.309 --> 00:07:24.945 So I just need you to put it in check. 113 00:07:24.978 --> 00:07:27.881 Okay? I love you most. 114 00:07:32.052 --> 00:07:35.122 Can you wash your hair before this evening? 115 00:07:35.155 --> 00:07:37.591 It just smells a little funky. 116 00:07:38.592 --> 00:07:40.193 Bye! 117 00:07:42.930 --> 00:07:43.864 So close! 118 00:07:45.933 --> 00:07:48.936 Why don't you ever buy shit with the money we make from these perverts? 119 00:07:48.969 --> 00:07:50.437 I've been saving up. 120 00:07:50.470 --> 00:07:51.705 For what? 121 00:07:53.106 --> 00:07:55.075 I'm going to DeVry, bitch! 122 00:07:56.476 --> 00:07:58.679 98% acceptance rate. 123 00:07:58.712 --> 00:08:00.180 Dream big or go home! 124 00:08:02.049 --> 00:08:04.017 Yo, check it out. Hot, old guy is back. 125 00:08:14.294 --> 00:08:15.763 He's so hot. 126 00:08:16.697 --> 00:08:18.031 He's old enough to be your dad. 127 00:08:18.065 --> 00:08:20.868 I'd fuck your dad so hard if that was your dad. 128 00:08:23.036 --> 00:08:24.672 That's a good thing. 129 00:08:24.705 --> 00:08:26.073 But why is he always here? 130 00:08:26.106 --> 00:08:28.208 Like, he's literally never not at the bowling alley. 131 00:08:28.241 --> 00:08:29.610 I hope he's not lonely. 132 00:08:29.643 --> 00:08:31.111 Oh, I don't think so. 133 00:08:32.813 --> 00:08:35.215 I feel like his dick has a tax attorney. 134 00:08:37.484 --> 00:08:39.787 No, his dick could like, pay off his mortgage. 135 00:08:41.188 --> 00:08:42.690 He's too old, Erica. 136 00:08:43.691 --> 00:08:44.992 I wanna hold his hand. 137 00:08:46.760 --> 00:08:48.495 What're we doing later? 138 00:08:48.528 --> 00:08:50.397 You wanna come over to my place, play Mario Kart? 139 00:08:50.430 --> 00:08:54.501 Uh, I would, but I have to go meet my future step-brother tonight. 140 00:08:54.534 --> 00:08:57.304 I don't understand. Your mom's been with Sherm for a year. 141 00:08:57.337 --> 00:08:59.306 Like, how have you not met that guy? 142 00:08:59.339 --> 00:09:03.410 'Cause he's been in rehab this whole time, and now he's coming to live with us. 143 00:09:03.443 --> 00:09:05.813 Cool. Maybe he's sexy and on heroin. 144 00:09:05.846 --> 00:09:08.582 Yeah, like Kurt Cobain vibe. 145 00:09:08.616 --> 00:09:09.950 -Okay. -I want that for you. 146 00:09:10.651 --> 00:09:11.819 I'll see you guys later? 147 00:09:11.852 --> 00:09:13.954 -All right, good luck. Bye. 148 00:09:17.324 --> 00:09:19.059 I'm so full! 149 00:09:19.092 --> 00:09:21.194 Stop eating that, then. 150 00:09:21.228 --> 00:09:24.431 I'm not gonna touch it. I won't touch it, but it's really growing. 151 00:09:24.464 --> 00:09:25.666 Do you see that thing? 152 00:09:26.366 --> 00:09:27.801 It hurts like shit. 153 00:09:30.270 --> 00:09:32.740 Holy shit, is that him? 154 00:09:34.407 --> 00:09:36.677 Damn. He's hot! 155 00:09:36.710 --> 00:09:38.511 Oh, I know. How hot is he? 156 00:09:38.545 --> 00:09:40.413 That's Shorty. That's his sponsor. 157 00:09:40.447 --> 00:09:42.015 -No. 158 00:09:42.049 --> 00:09:42.916 Which one is-- 159 00:09:43.617 --> 00:09:46.053 Now there's Luke. 160 00:09:46.086 --> 00:09:49.389 in the... That coat. Okay, you shitting me. 161 00:09:49.422 --> 00:09:50.791 What's the problem? 162 00:09:50.824 --> 00:09:52.826 Mom, why didn't you tell me that he's that? 163 00:09:52.860 --> 00:09:54.728 -That he's a big boy. 164 00:09:54.762 --> 00:09:55.963 'Cause I knew you'd be a fucking cunt. 165 00:09:55.996 --> 00:09:59.032 Junkies are supposed to be skinny. 166 00:09:59.066 --> 00:10:01.902 Shut up. Just get your shit together. 167 00:10:01.935 --> 00:10:04.204 Hi, guys! -Hi! 168 00:10:04.237 --> 00:10:06.173 Oh, there he is, there he is! 169 00:10:06.206 --> 00:10:07.140 Hey, gang. 170 00:10:08.608 --> 00:10:11.044 Erica, can you scoot over? 171 00:10:11.078 --> 00:10:12.612 Erica, please? 172 00:10:12.646 --> 00:10:14.648 -All right. Hey, bud. Take a seat, Luke. 173 00:10:14.682 --> 00:10:17.885 -Plenty of room. Don't be shy. You wanna take that jacket off? 174 00:10:19.386 --> 00:10:20.620 There you go. 175 00:10:21.521 --> 00:10:22.890 Okay... You okay? 176 00:10:22.923 --> 00:10:24.424 Squeeze in there, I don't want to get your jacket. 177 00:10:24.457 --> 00:10:26.794 You got to really squeeze yourself in there. 178 00:10:26.827 --> 00:10:29.129 There we go. Here we are. 179 00:10:30.463 --> 00:10:31.865 Everybody in? 180 00:10:32.632 --> 00:10:34.835 So nice to meet you finally. 181 00:10:34.868 --> 00:10:36.436 It's really nice to meet you, Laurie. 182 00:10:36.469 --> 00:10:37.805 Oh, so polite. 183 00:10:37.838 --> 00:10:42.409 So, any special music requests for DJ Sherm? 184 00:10:42.442 --> 00:10:45.946 -We got some hard rock, some soft rock. -You're so funny. 185 00:10:46.579 --> 00:10:48.648 Country... 186 00:10:48.682 --> 00:10:50.751 How about... Yeah, let's try that. 187 00:10:50.784 --> 00:10:53.186 -Okay. -That's pretty good. 188 00:10:53.220 --> 00:10:54.554 Here we go. 189 00:11:00.093 --> 00:11:04.264 I love this. It has a cool... little rhythm here. 190 00:11:05.465 --> 00:11:07.935 DJ Sherm? Yes, ma'am. 191 00:11:07.968 --> 00:11:09.636 This music sucks ass. 192 00:11:09.669 --> 00:11:10.971 Is that a good thing? No. 193 00:11:11.004 --> 00:11:12.572 Yes! Fair enough. 194 00:11:12.605 --> 00:11:14.207 We'll find something else. 195 00:11:16.243 --> 00:11:19.679 Oh, my God, it looks so... A real sophie's choice. 196 00:11:19.713 --> 00:11:22.549 Well, what are you in the mood for, honey? Something hot or cold? 197 00:11:22.582 --> 00:11:23.917 Let's start there. 198 00:11:29.556 --> 00:11:33.493 This is, uh, on the pricey side. 199 00:11:33.526 --> 00:11:35.863 I don't need all these sides. 200 00:11:35.896 --> 00:11:38.966 -We could split apps. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 201 00:11:40.000 --> 00:11:41.735 Not that. 202 00:11:41.769 --> 00:11:46.539 So, Erica, you must be psyched to have an older brother type in the house 203 00:11:46.573 --> 00:11:51.278 that can turn you on to music and movies and comic books, 204 00:11:51.311 --> 00:11:52.145 and things like that. 205 00:11:52.179 --> 00:11:53.914 Mm, totally psyched. 206 00:11:53.947 --> 00:11:56.984 I get to have a complete stranger living in my home. 207 00:11:57.017 --> 00:11:59.186 -No offense, buddy. 208 00:11:59.219 --> 00:12:01.154 Well, everybody is a stranger until you get to know them. 209 00:12:01.188 --> 00:12:02.489 -That's true. -I mean, just look at you guys. 210 00:12:02.522 --> 00:12:04.624 You hardly knew each other. Now, you're like... 211 00:12:04.657 --> 00:12:06.359 -We're best buds. -Thick as thieves. 212 00:12:06.393 --> 00:12:07.360 Put it up. 213 00:12:09.062 --> 00:12:11.098 -Hi. You guys ready to order? 214 00:12:11.131 --> 00:12:13.867 Hi. This is the guest of honor, right here. 215 00:12:13.901 --> 00:12:15.969 Order anything you want on the menu. 216 00:12:16.003 --> 00:12:18.605 -Uh, not exactly. -Yes, let him. Just let him. 217 00:12:18.638 --> 00:12:21.241 The doctor has him on a special diet, 218 00:12:21.274 --> 00:12:25.913 so no processed sugar or gluten or carbs 219 00:12:25.946 --> 00:12:29.449 or red meat. And dairy is discouraged. 220 00:12:29.482 --> 00:12:32.085 -But, other than that, anything you want, cowboy! -Yes. 221 00:12:32.119 --> 00:12:34.221 Besides that, anything else. There's a lot of options. 222 00:12:34.254 --> 00:12:37.357 Maybe we could grab some twigs from that tree outside. 223 00:12:37.390 --> 00:12:38.525 -Ow. 224 00:12:39.726 --> 00:12:41.561 I'll-- I'll just order last. 225 00:12:41.594 --> 00:12:43.263 -Sure, yeah take a second. -Sure. 226 00:12:43.296 --> 00:12:45.732 -I'll start things off. -Thank you so much. 227 00:12:45.765 --> 00:12:48.535 Yeah, I was thinking about the hors d'oeuvres. 228 00:12:48.568 --> 00:12:53.073 You know what's really looking good to me is the salad. 229 00:12:53.106 --> 00:12:57.144 Oh, yes. Well, two salad bars for me and my lady. 230 00:12:57.177 --> 00:12:59.312 Then we can make our own choices. 231 00:12:59.346 --> 00:13:01.148 -That sounds nice. Right. Right. 232 00:13:04.384 --> 00:13:06.386 So cute. 233 00:13:06.419 --> 00:13:07.620 I'm gonna look like a girl. 234 00:13:07.654 --> 00:13:09.089 You also want the salad bar? 235 00:13:09.122 --> 00:13:11.124 I don't want the salad bar at all. 236 00:13:11.158 --> 00:13:17.230 I want the buffalo wing blasters with extra butter, bacon, mash, and an ice-cold mountain dew. 237 00:13:17.264 --> 00:13:18.365 Thank you very much. 238 00:13:18.999 --> 00:13:20.934 Okay, you're up, dude. 239 00:13:24.304 --> 00:13:26.206 Take it. 240 00:13:26.239 --> 00:13:27.908 Get a salad bar? Okay, all right. 241 00:13:27.941 --> 00:13:29.742 -Luke... -Or jello... 242 00:13:29.776 --> 00:13:31.444 It's okay. Jut count to ten. 243 00:13:31.478 --> 00:13:33.981 Just count to ten. You got it. Hey, Luke, come on. 244 00:13:34.014 --> 00:13:36.249 You're trained for this now. Come on, buddy. 245 00:13:36.283 --> 00:13:38.952 Just do the exercises. Do the work. Count to ten. 246 00:13:39.887 --> 00:13:41.488 Breathe through the nose. 247 00:13:41.521 --> 00:13:43.523 -It's-- What can we do, honey? 248 00:13:43.556 --> 00:13:44.892 Mom, what's going on? 249 00:13:44.925 --> 00:13:46.326 -Out through the mouth. 250 00:13:48.661 --> 00:13:49.562 Shit! 251 00:13:49.596 --> 00:13:50.898 Damn it. 252 00:13:53.500 --> 00:13:55.002 He's surprisingly fast. 253 00:13:56.336 --> 00:13:58.705 I think that maybe you should go after him, honey. 254 00:13:58.738 --> 00:14:00.073 What 255 00:14:00.107 --> 00:14:03.176 'Cause I asked you to. 'Cause it would be kind. 256 00:14:07.114 --> 00:14:08.348 I'll give you ten bucks. 257 00:14:09.216 --> 00:14:10.884 -Fifteen. -Hey, Laurie. 258 00:14:10.918 --> 00:14:12.920 -Stop it, Bob, this is just-- -Twenty. 259 00:14:12.953 --> 00:14:17.257 Twenty dollars, and he better come back in. 260 00:14:17.290 --> 00:14:20.093 You're not getting 20 bucks until he's back here in his chair. 261 00:14:20.127 --> 00:14:21.995 -Better be back here. -I got it. 262 00:14:24.664 --> 00:14:26.066 It's not an effective strategy. 263 00:14:26.099 --> 00:14:28.635 It's effective for us. So, that's just... 264 00:14:33.106 --> 00:14:35.308 Dude? What's up? 265 00:14:37.410 --> 00:14:39.579 Running away from your new fam already? 266 00:14:40.613 --> 00:14:41.648 Hello? 267 00:14:43.383 --> 00:14:44.417 What? 268 00:14:45.085 --> 00:14:46.586 I just needed some air. 269 00:14:49.256 --> 00:14:52.359 Kinda looked like you were having a heart attack. Are you okay? 270 00:14:53.626 --> 00:14:55.028 It's a panic attack. 271 00:14:56.629 --> 00:14:59.332 Why don't you think of something peaceful, like... 272 00:15:01.901 --> 00:15:04.171 kitten and a baby bear making out. 273 00:15:04.204 --> 00:15:05.572 -That may-- -Doesn't help. 274 00:15:05.605 --> 00:15:06.606 Didn't help? 275 00:15:07.540 --> 00:15:08.541 Unreal. 276 00:15:10.777 --> 00:15:12.179 It's fine. I'm used to it, really. 277 00:15:17.917 --> 00:15:19.586 What were you in rehab for? 278 00:15:22.322 --> 00:15:23.223 Pills. 279 00:15:24.891 --> 00:15:26.994 -Oxys, mostly. -Oh. 280 00:15:27.027 --> 00:15:29.262 So, you like to get low. I feel you. 281 00:15:30.930 --> 00:15:32.332 I don't do drugs. 282 00:15:34.634 --> 00:15:36.703 People think that's lame... 283 00:15:36.736 --> 00:15:38.505 but fuck them, you know. 284 00:15:41.708 --> 00:15:43.176 Are you okay? 285 00:15:44.644 --> 00:15:46.079 I'm not-- I'm not helping? 286 00:15:50.984 --> 00:15:52.319 Do you want a blowjob? 287 00:16:02.562 --> 00:16:03.863 Like right now? 288 00:16:03.896 --> 00:16:05.165 -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 289 00:16:05.198 --> 00:16:06.966 -Yeah, you seem very tense-- -No. 290 00:16:07.000 --> 00:16:08.701 And I think it could really help with 291 00:16:08.735 --> 00:16:10.337 -whatever it is you're going through. -Stop. 292 00:16:10.370 --> 00:16:12.705 I won't ask. I just-- I'll just blow you. 293 00:16:12.739 --> 00:16:15.975 I like sucking dick. It's not-- It wouldn't be a burden. 294 00:16:16.009 --> 00:16:17.944 Are you fucking with me? 295 00:16:17.977 --> 00:16:19.579 No, I'm not fucking with you. 296 00:16:21.048 --> 00:16:24.151 It's not like we're related or anything, dude. 297 00:16:24.184 --> 00:16:26.453 -Calm down. Here, just-- -Jesus-fucking-Christ! 298 00:16:27.054 --> 00:16:29.156 Just, no, okay? 299 00:16:31.324 --> 00:16:34.261 Fine. I couldn't find your dick anyway, asshole. 300 00:16:40.600 --> 00:16:42.535 Sorry, that was mean. 301 00:16:42.569 --> 00:16:46.139 And you're probably a virgin, and you're 16. 302 00:16:48.007 --> 00:16:49.276 Poor boy. 303 00:16:50.077 --> 00:16:51.378 I'm 18. 304 00:16:51.411 --> 00:16:53.680 And you refused a blowjob from me? 305 00:16:53.713 --> 00:16:55.648 Like, I know you're shy, but... 306 00:16:58.518 --> 00:17:00.287 Oh, you're gay! 307 00:17:00.320 --> 00:17:02.289 -I'm not gay! 308 00:17:02.322 --> 00:17:03.723 Hey, there's nothing wrong with being gay. 309 00:17:03.756 --> 00:17:05.958 I just don't want a blowjob from my future step-sister. 310 00:17:05.992 --> 00:17:07.694 What is so hard to understand about that? 311 00:17:08.861 --> 00:17:11.131 Fuck! Leave me alone! 312 00:17:11.664 --> 00:17:12.699 Okay. 313 00:17:16.603 --> 00:17:17.470 Whatever! 314 00:17:23.976 --> 00:17:26.679 I mean, he's literally fat as fuck. 315 00:17:26.713 --> 00:17:29.015 No fucking way. That sucks. 316 00:17:29.048 --> 00:17:31.551 He's also a weird drug addict and very gay. 317 00:17:31.584 --> 00:17:32.885 You know, if you have a gay brother, 318 00:17:32.919 --> 00:17:34.587 you get to jack off to the same porn. 319 00:17:34.621 --> 00:17:35.788 How do you know he's gay? 320 00:17:35.822 --> 00:17:37.557 'Cause I tried to suck his dick and he turned me down. 321 00:17:37.590 --> 00:17:39.959 That's so fucked up. He's like, basically your brother. 322 00:17:39.992 --> 00:17:42.262 I'm not trying to have sex with him or anything. I'm not a psychopath. 323 00:17:43.863 --> 00:17:45.532 Oh, my God, babe! 324 00:17:45.565 --> 00:17:46.999 What the fuck? 325 00:17:47.033 --> 00:17:48.768 Yeah. I wasn't gonna eat that shit anyway. 326 00:17:49.269 --> 00:17:50.737 I'm sure, slut. 327 00:17:52.705 --> 00:17:54.207 Hey, Ali. 328 00:17:54.241 --> 00:17:56.042 Why you such a fucking bitch? 329 00:17:56.075 --> 00:18:00.680 Erica, I'm having a lot of trouble hearing what you're saying 330 00:18:00.713 --> 00:18:02.615 without a dick in your mouth. 331 00:18:02.649 --> 00:18:04.584 I really wanna punch you in the face right now. 332 00:18:04.617 --> 00:18:08.054 I just don't wanna ruin those lip injections that daddy gave you. 333 00:18:08.087 --> 00:18:10.757 At least my daddy is not in fucking jail. 334 00:18:10.790 --> 00:18:12.024 Shut the fuck up! 335 00:18:12.058 --> 00:18:13.226 Oh, shit. 336 00:18:16.929 --> 00:18:18.198 Get her off me! 337 00:18:22.068 --> 00:18:23.536 Get the fuck off of me. 338 00:18:23.970 --> 00:18:25.405 Fucking psycho! 339 00:19:01.107 --> 00:19:02.509 Momma. 340 00:19:03.075 --> 00:19:04.143 Hey, Mummy. 341 00:19:04.177 --> 00:19:05.378 We need to talk. 342 00:19:05.412 --> 00:19:08.415 It wasn't my fault. She fucking started it. 343 00:19:08.448 --> 00:19:11.184 -Oh, no, I'm not talking about that cunt. -Look! 344 00:19:11.218 --> 00:19:12.619 -Oof. -Oh, it hurts. 345 00:19:12.652 --> 00:19:15.388 Oh, you gotta keep it lubed up or else it's gonna scar. 346 00:19:15.422 --> 00:19:17.324 I can't even-- That's disgusting. 347 00:19:17.957 --> 00:19:19.726 Listen... 348 00:19:19.759 --> 00:19:21.861 Bob says you've been really tough on Luke. 349 00:19:25.432 --> 00:19:27.600 -I need you to apologize. 350 00:19:28.735 --> 00:19:29.769 -Yeah. 351 00:19:29.802 --> 00:19:31.538 I'm not gonna apologize. What am I, 12 years old? 352 00:19:31.571 --> 00:19:33.573 It's not a question, lady. 353 00:19:33.606 --> 00:19:35.375 I'm telling you you have to apologize. 354 00:19:35.408 --> 00:19:36.743 Right, and I'm not gonna. 355 00:19:39.712 --> 00:19:40.913 Okay, listen. 356 00:19:42.315 --> 00:19:45.017 -He just got out of rehab, right? -I know that. 357 00:19:45.051 --> 00:19:46.953 He's feeling really, really tender. 358 00:19:46.986 --> 00:19:49.155 -Mm-hm. -We don't know what that feels like. 359 00:19:49.188 --> 00:19:51.258 Let's just try to be human beings. 360 00:19:54.694 --> 00:19:56.729 Bob... 361 00:19:56.763 --> 00:20:01.133 is internalizing his emotions and I'm feeling very worried about him. 362 00:20:01.167 --> 00:20:04.003 Stop it, you. No, focus, please. 363 00:20:04.036 --> 00:20:08.040 I know that this has been a really, really, really difficult transition for you, 364 00:20:08.074 --> 00:20:09.642 and I know it's not easy. 365 00:20:09.676 --> 00:20:12.279 I really appreciate everything that you have been doing. 366 00:20:12.312 --> 00:20:14.314 You're a sweet, sweet girl. 367 00:20:15.848 --> 00:20:18.017 And I need you to say one thing 368 00:20:18.050 --> 00:20:20.620 -one nice thing to Luke. 369 00:20:20.653 --> 00:20:22.121 For me. 370 00:20:22.154 --> 00:20:24.891 Please. It'll go so far. 371 00:20:26.393 --> 00:20:27.794 Will you give me hair tickles? 372 00:20:29.462 --> 00:20:31.764 -Mm-hm. 373 00:20:34.133 --> 00:20:36.269 Okay. Practice with me. 374 00:20:36.303 --> 00:20:37.804 Can we come up with one nice thing 375 00:20:37.837 --> 00:20:40.006 -that we can say to that human being? -Yeah. 376 00:20:41.341 --> 00:20:43.810 I'll tell him, um, 377 00:20:43.843 --> 00:20:46.245 that if his plane crashes into a mountain, 378 00:20:46.279 --> 00:20:49.181 he'll be able to keep a whole lot of starving passengers-- 379 00:20:49.215 --> 00:20:50.450 -Stop it! -Ow! 380 00:20:50.483 --> 00:20:52.385 It would just make my life so much easier-- 381 00:20:52.419 --> 00:20:54.287 It looks like he should smell crazy bad... 382 00:20:54.321 --> 00:20:56.489 -Still not helping. -But he doesn't. 383 00:20:58.491 --> 00:20:59.626 And... 384 00:21:01.060 --> 00:21:02.529 he has nice eyes. 385 00:21:10.970 --> 00:21:12.639 What! 386 00:21:12.672 --> 00:21:15.508 Did she say something nice about somebody? 387 00:21:15.542 --> 00:21:17.310 Shh. Don't tell anyone. 388 00:21:17.344 --> 00:21:19.812 -I'm gonna scream it to the neighbors... 389 00:21:19.846 --> 00:21:22.315 -and the secret will be out. 390 00:21:28.688 --> 00:21:31.524 [upbeat song plays in background] 391 00:21:37.664 --> 00:21:39.766 All right, everybody, hot dogs are ready. 392 00:21:39.799 --> 00:21:42.902 -Come get them while they're hot. Hot dogs, hot dogs. 393 00:21:42.935 --> 00:21:46.072 And some steamed carrot dogs for you, Lukemeister. 394 00:21:47.840 --> 00:21:49.376 Oh, there she is. 395 00:21:52.579 --> 00:21:54.080 Oh, that's what I need. 396 00:21:54.113 --> 00:21:55.314 -Yeah. -Thank you. 397 00:21:55.348 --> 00:21:56.349 -Cheers. -Cheers to you. 398 00:21:56.383 --> 00:21:57.817 -Top chef. -My love. 399 00:21:59.118 --> 00:22:01.253 Got some hot dogs here, got some buns in the back. 400 00:22:01.287 --> 00:22:02.855 You idiot! 401 00:22:04.256 --> 00:22:06.459 -What! 402 00:22:06.493 --> 00:22:10.763 Why don't you come over here and do Chef Sherm a solid and deliver these to Luke. 403 00:22:12.999 --> 00:22:14.401 Okay, I'm coming. 404 00:22:18.971 --> 00:22:20.973 It's all good, huh? Mm-hm. 405 00:22:22.542 --> 00:22:24.511 Why do I have to do that? 406 00:22:24.544 --> 00:22:27.647 Erica, we talked about this. You have to be nice to him. 407 00:22:27.680 --> 00:22:29.549 Be nice. Okay. 408 00:22:29.582 --> 00:22:31.784 -Thank you. -Thank you. 409 00:22:31.818 --> 00:22:33.820 -That wasn't too bad. -I got this. 410 00:22:34.220 --> 00:22:35.955 Hello. 411 00:22:35.988 --> 00:22:38.190 The Sherm wanted me to give these to you. 412 00:22:38.224 --> 00:22:40.727 Great. I'm not that hungry. 413 00:22:47.133 --> 00:22:48.901 Is that your rat? 414 00:22:48.935 --> 00:22:50.437 His name is Titty. 415 00:22:50.470 --> 00:22:52.338 You named your rat "Titty?" 416 00:22:52.371 --> 00:22:56.576 Titty boy. He only eats Cheetos and his favorite show is 16 and Pregnant. 417 00:22:57.610 --> 00:23:00.012 I always thought rats were gross. 418 00:23:00.046 --> 00:23:02.949 Rats are like the most misunderstood creatures on earth, okay? 419 00:23:02.982 --> 00:23:05.618 They get blamed for tons of shit, like the plague, 420 00:23:05.652 --> 00:23:07.019 which wasn't even their fault. 421 00:23:07.053 --> 00:23:09.088 Gerbils are the ones that are actually sketchy as fuck. 422 00:23:15.695 --> 00:23:17.163 Wanna go eat some real food? 423 00:23:18.230 --> 00:23:20.733 -Yeah. 424 00:23:21.468 --> 00:23:23.335 -Mm-hm. 425 00:23:23.369 --> 00:23:25.137 -Yeah. 426 00:23:25.171 --> 00:23:26.506 Cool sunglasses. 427 00:23:27.940 --> 00:23:29.408 I like them. 428 00:23:30.409 --> 00:23:31.644 Let's go. 429 00:23:35.515 --> 00:23:36.916 Hi. Hey. 430 00:23:36.949 --> 00:23:39.185 Where you guys going? -To go buy some crack. 431 00:23:39.218 --> 00:23:40.152 You know, throw it down. 432 00:23:42.555 --> 00:23:44.123 It's okay. It's okay. 433 00:23:44.156 --> 00:23:45.692 They're not buying drugs, Bob. 434 00:23:45.725 --> 00:23:47.460 -Just let them hang out. -No, I get the joke. 435 00:23:53.132 --> 00:23:54.166 Oh, my God. 436 00:24:00.206 --> 00:24:04.110 Going to town on that thing, aren't you! Whoa! 437 00:24:04.877 --> 00:24:07.046 This is like the first real food 438 00:24:07.714 --> 00:24:09.849 I have had in months. 439 00:24:09.882 --> 00:24:12.451 Don't tell Sherm. Glad to see you happy, though. 440 00:24:14.654 --> 00:24:16.689 So my therapist says that, 441 00:24:17.724 --> 00:24:19.992 I have a lot of anxiety issues. 442 00:24:20.026 --> 00:24:21.160 Mm-hm. 443 00:24:21.661 --> 00:24:25.565 I get angry a lot. 444 00:24:25.598 --> 00:24:30.570 So, food kinda just calms me down and makes me think less of those situations 445 00:24:30.603 --> 00:24:33.673 that I get anxious over. 446 00:24:35.908 --> 00:24:37.944 Sorry I've been such a rude bitch lately. 447 00:24:39.345 --> 00:24:40.613 Never really had a brother before. 448 00:24:40.647 --> 00:24:42.715 I don't know how to act around you. 449 00:24:42.749 --> 00:24:45.652 Also, you and Sherm are like, in my space and shit, 450 00:24:45.685 --> 00:24:49.288 and I don't really want you guys there. 451 00:24:49.321 --> 00:24:53.860 I mean, I've never had a sister who tried to blow me before, so the feeling's sort of mutual. 452 00:24:53.893 --> 00:24:56.162 Offer still stands, by the way. 453 00:24:56.195 --> 00:24:58.364 I'm trying to pretend like that never happened. 454 00:24:58.397 --> 00:25:00.166 Dude, you need to loosen up. 455 00:25:00.199 --> 00:25:02.702 I'm serious. I'm like the dick whisperer. 456 00:25:02.735 --> 00:25:05.838 -I'm extremely gifted. 457 00:25:05.872 --> 00:25:08.541 So you don't mind doing it to guys who you don't know. 458 00:25:08.575 --> 00:25:10.543 -No. 459 00:25:10.577 --> 00:25:14.013 A dick is just like a thumb without a fingernail, if you really think about it. 460 00:25:14.046 --> 00:25:16.048 Aren't you worried about diseases or-- 461 00:25:16.082 --> 00:25:19.085 -No, I'm not. -Aren't you worried about people calling you a slut. 462 00:25:20.987 --> 00:25:23.890 I don't care what other people think about me. 463 00:25:23.923 --> 00:25:25.057 Why you looking at me like that? 464 00:25:25.091 --> 00:25:26.593 It's not like I fuck these dudes. 465 00:25:26.626 --> 00:25:28.427 -Yeah. 466 00:25:28.460 --> 00:25:30.563 If a dude goes around eating a bunch of pussy, 467 00:25:30.597 --> 00:25:33.232 nobody gives a fuck. Nobody calls him a slut. 468 00:25:34.100 --> 00:25:35.001 Called feminism. 469 00:25:35.034 --> 00:25:38.270 Yeah, no, I get that. I understand that. 470 00:25:38.304 --> 00:25:42.341 Besides, dude, it's better for you than eating burgers and popping pills all day. 471 00:25:42.374 --> 00:25:44.210 I don't pop pills anymore. 472 00:25:44.243 --> 00:25:47.546 When I did, it was the kind that suppressed your appetite, not make you eat more. 473 00:25:49.015 --> 00:25:51.550 So are they gonna send you to fat camp next? 474 00:25:51.584 --> 00:25:53.552 Oh, they tried to send me to fat camp. 475 00:25:54.220 --> 00:25:55.554 I came back fatter. 476 00:25:56.088 --> 00:25:57.523 Sherm was really pissed. 477 00:25:57.556 --> 00:25:59.191 That's Sherm. 478 00:26:01.327 --> 00:26:03.095 So, what happened to your dad? 479 00:26:04.163 --> 00:26:05.264 My dad's the shit. 480 00:26:07.099 --> 00:26:08.835 Is that all? 481 00:26:08.868 --> 00:26:11.804 He got caught a few months ago trying to rob a casino, so... 482 00:26:13.305 --> 00:26:15.908 Trial day hasn't hit, so I'm saving up to bail him out. 483 00:26:16.743 --> 00:26:18.344 -It's no big. -Whoa. 484 00:26:21.113 --> 00:26:23.049 -Do you wanna see what he looks like? -Yeah. 485 00:26:24.951 --> 00:26:27.153 Don't we kinda look alike? 486 00:26:27.186 --> 00:26:30.156 I mean, it's kind of a small picture, but yeah. 487 00:26:36.428 --> 00:26:37.697 Oh, my God. 488 00:26:39.866 --> 00:26:41.033 You okay? 489 00:26:43.602 --> 00:26:44.603 What's up? 490 00:26:44.637 --> 00:26:46.906 Just calm-- Luke! 491 00:26:47.506 --> 00:26:48.841 Where are you going? 492 00:26:49.541 --> 00:26:51.143 Luke? 493 00:26:51.177 --> 00:26:54.080 Totally normal way to end a conversation, bro. 494 00:26:55.447 --> 00:26:56.649 What's up, guys? 495 00:27:31.650 --> 00:27:32.952 Oh, my God. 496 00:27:33.652 --> 00:27:35.521 Just leave me alone, please. 497 00:27:35.554 --> 00:27:36.889 What the fuck are you doing? 498 00:27:37.690 --> 00:27:39.091 Get the fuck out! 499 00:27:43.462 --> 00:27:45.097 Stupid. 500 00:27:45.131 --> 00:27:46.933 So fucking stupid. 501 00:27:49.235 --> 00:27:50.569 Oh, my God, are you okay? 502 00:27:50.602 --> 00:27:52.839 -Don't touch me. -I'm not gonna touch you. 503 00:27:52.872 --> 00:27:55.041 I'll just, um... Don't move. 504 00:27:55.708 --> 00:27:57.043 Mom! 505 00:28:09.521 --> 00:28:10.689 Is he okay? 506 00:28:10.723 --> 00:28:12.825 Yeah, just gonna have a couple of stitches 507 00:28:12.859 --> 00:28:14.861 but other than that, he should be fine. 508 00:28:14.894 --> 00:28:16.996 Your mom's back there with him right now. 509 00:28:18.564 --> 00:28:23.936 I know he's kind of messed up but I feel like he was fine a few hours ago. 510 00:28:23.970 --> 00:28:26.839 Yeah, well, Luke's, uh... 511 00:28:26.873 --> 00:28:29.809 Luke's a complicated little guy. 512 00:28:29.842 --> 00:28:33.746 There's a lot about him you don't really know. 513 00:28:35.181 --> 00:28:36.248 Like what? 514 00:28:37.049 --> 00:28:38.885 Uh, just... 515 00:28:40.186 --> 00:28:45.257 Bunch of years ago, uh, Luke, uh accused a teacher of, uh, 516 00:28:46.793 --> 00:28:48.560 uh, fondling him. 517 00:28:48.594 --> 00:28:49.829 What! 518 00:28:52.298 --> 00:28:53.833 Touching his penis... 519 00:28:54.733 --> 00:28:56.102 private areas... 520 00:28:57.536 --> 00:29:00.539 and apparently, 521 00:29:00.572 --> 00:29:02.975 Luke thinks he saw him around town, 522 00:29:03.009 --> 00:29:07.346 but he won't say exactly where. 523 00:29:12.684 --> 00:29:13.886 Okay. 524 00:29:13.920 --> 00:29:18.424 He didn't say whether it was today or... No? 525 00:29:18.457 --> 00:29:24.931 Well, apparently, there were some inconsistencies with Luke's story, and uh, 526 00:29:24.964 --> 00:29:31.370 the police don't necessarily have the evidence they need to verify... 527 00:29:31.403 --> 00:29:34.273 They think he was lying. They don't believe him. Why would he lie? 528 00:29:34.306 --> 00:29:36.642 I don't know. It's so fucked up, Sherm. 529 00:29:36.675 --> 00:29:38.277 Yeah, believe you me. 530 00:29:38.310 --> 00:29:39.645 I'll tell you what... 531 00:29:39.678 --> 00:29:41.347 There's nothing I'd rather do 532 00:29:41.380 --> 00:29:43.782 than go over to this motherfucker's house in the middle of the night 533 00:29:43.816 --> 00:29:46.485 with some car batteries and jumper cables, 534 00:29:47.586 --> 00:29:50.156 and go to town on that motherfucker. 535 00:29:50.189 --> 00:29:52.859 But, you know, you got to let the law do its thing. 536 00:29:54.726 --> 00:29:55.928 Anyways... 537 00:29:55.962 --> 00:29:58.330 What we need to do right now is, we need to 538 00:29:58.364 --> 00:30:02.101 let Luke know that we're here for him, 539 00:30:02.134 --> 00:30:04.971 and we love him, and we're here to support him. 540 00:30:05.004 --> 00:30:06.873 You know, that's all we can do. 541 00:30:06.906 --> 00:30:08.240 That's what we got to be doing. 542 00:30:11.844 --> 00:30:12.979 -Sherm. 543 00:30:13.012 --> 00:30:14.947 You can't smoke in here. 544 00:30:14.981 --> 00:30:16.916 -Oh, shit. -Yeah, no, no. 545 00:31:14.640 --> 00:31:18.577 I cannot believe that hot old guy was a pedo this whole time! 546 00:31:18.610 --> 00:31:19.979 It doesn't make any sense. 547 00:31:20.012 --> 00:31:21.547 He's hot. Like, he could get somebody his own age. 548 00:31:21.580 --> 00:31:23.649 -I know! -I think you're missing the point. 549 00:31:24.516 --> 00:31:25.784 -I don't know. 550 00:31:25.817 --> 00:31:28.854 No, 'cause, like... It's not about who he could get. 551 00:31:28.887 --> 00:31:31.057 Like, obviously he could get girls. 552 00:31:31.090 --> 00:31:33.859 But he doesn't. And that's the point. 553 00:31:33.892 --> 00:31:35.327 What are you even talking about? 554 00:31:35.361 --> 00:31:36.395 What? We're trying to make some money, dude. 555 00:31:36.428 --> 00:31:39.531 You can be, like, a real fun sponge. 556 00:31:39.565 --> 00:31:43.469 If Luke's his type, what makes you think he's gonna be into you? 557 00:31:43.502 --> 00:31:44.403 You're not a boy. 558 00:31:44.436 --> 00:31:45.704 Okay, but it's 2016. 559 00:31:45.737 --> 00:31:49.075 Sexuality and gender are totally fluid concepts now. 560 00:31:50.209 --> 00:31:52.078 Okay, so you're gonna dress like a boy? 561 00:31:53.045 --> 00:31:54.313 What? No. 562 00:31:54.346 --> 00:31:56.848 Look, how do you know that he's loaded? 563 00:31:56.882 --> 00:32:00.186 He drives a fucking Saab, right? 564 00:32:00.219 --> 00:32:02.354 Saab's like a mid-range car. 565 00:32:02.388 --> 00:32:05.657 No, it's a European car. It's a very nice car. 566 00:32:05.691 --> 00:32:06.959 Trust me. 567 00:32:08.260 --> 00:32:10.362 -Okay. 568 00:32:11.797 --> 00:32:13.399 -I'm in. -Cool. Cheers. 569 00:32:24.610 --> 00:32:25.544 This is good. 570 00:32:25.577 --> 00:32:27.379 Oh, it is good, yeah. I was craving salad. 571 00:32:32.951 --> 00:32:36.455 Hi, honey. Do you want me to real quick, fix you a plate? 572 00:32:36.488 --> 00:32:38.424 We've some quinoa set up for you. 573 00:32:38.457 --> 00:32:40.192 I'm okay. 574 00:32:40.226 --> 00:32:43.129 Erica, do you think I could speak with you in the other room? 575 00:32:43.929 --> 00:32:45.397 Mm-hm, sure. 576 00:32:48.500 --> 00:32:50.402 Ask him if he wants me to fix him a plate. 577 00:32:53.672 --> 00:32:54.740 What's up, Lukey? 578 00:32:55.707 --> 00:32:57.509 I wanna go back to rehab. Can-- 579 00:32:58.110 --> 00:33:00.012 Can you help me? 580 00:33:00.046 --> 00:33:01.580 Is this about Will Jordan? 581 00:33:03.915 --> 00:33:05.684 How do you know about that? 582 00:33:05.717 --> 00:33:09.655 I mean, you weren't exactly subtle back there at the bowling alley, dude. 583 00:33:11.457 --> 00:33:14.460 It doesn't matter. The point is, I believe you. 584 00:33:15.427 --> 00:33:17.429 I do. And, I'm gonna help you. 585 00:33:19.598 --> 00:33:22.501 Just forget I said anything. 586 00:33:22.534 --> 00:33:25.737 Can you scoot over? I need this side of the bed. Thanks. 587 00:33:31.009 --> 00:33:34.946 I deal with these sleazebags on the reg, okay? I know what goes on 588 00:33:34.980 --> 00:33:36.982 in this town behind closed doors... 589 00:33:37.015 --> 00:33:38.384 and open doors. 590 00:33:40.319 --> 00:33:41.653 What do you have in mind? 591 00:33:43.422 --> 00:33:45.657 The way I see it, you've got two options here. 592 00:33:47.359 --> 00:33:49.128 You can either superglue your asshole shut 593 00:33:49.161 --> 00:33:52.564 and spend the rest of your life running away from this guy like a little bitch, 594 00:33:56.902 --> 00:33:59.205 or we can bust his pervy ass... 595 00:33:59.238 --> 00:34:01.740 and make the motherfucker pay! 596 00:34:04.943 --> 00:34:07.213 Think about it, okay? 597 00:34:07.246 --> 00:34:08.314 Hm. 598 00:34:09.648 --> 00:34:11.049 I'm taking this. 599 00:34:18.457 --> 00:34:21.860 So, Erica says this is like your ex-boyfriend or something. 600 00:34:21.893 --> 00:34:23.329 Was it serious? 601 00:34:23.362 --> 00:34:26.165 Yeah, did you go all the way or did you just make out and stuff? 602 00:34:26.198 --> 00:34:27.899 What the fuck is wrong with you guys? 603 00:34:27.933 --> 00:34:32.138 He isn't some science project for you to analyze. He is a human bean. 604 00:34:32.171 --> 00:34:34.506 " -Enough! 605 00:34:34.540 --> 00:34:36.908 Guys, nothing's even gonna happen. Can we please just get out of here? 606 00:34:36.942 --> 00:34:38.677 No! This is a stakeout. 607 00:34:38.710 --> 00:34:41.113 You didn't think it actually involved eating steak, did you? 608 00:34:41.147 --> 00:34:43.315 You're so funny. 609 00:34:43.349 --> 00:34:45.417 My mom keeps texting me. I should probably go home soon. 610 00:34:45.451 --> 00:34:48.620 Nobody's going anywhere until we see this guy molest somebody. 611 00:34:48.654 --> 00:34:50.021 I don't wanna see that. 612 00:34:50.055 --> 00:34:51.757 What, you think he's just gonna molest someone right in front of us? 613 00:34:51.790 --> 00:34:53.659 -I don't know! -I don't think he will. 614 00:34:53.692 --> 00:34:56.094 He's like a pro. That's what you get a subterranean dungeon for. 615 00:34:56.128 --> 00:34:57.062 -Yeah. 616 00:34:57.095 --> 00:34:58.597 Totally. Let's get out of here. 617 00:34:58.630 --> 00:35:00.699 I don't believe this shit. Are you serious? 618 00:35:00.732 --> 00:35:03.802 You guys are bailing on me already? We've been here for like two seconds. 619 00:35:03.835 --> 00:35:05.404 Well, it's taco night. 620 00:35:05.437 --> 00:35:09.541 Look, shaking down a child molester is like our moral obligation. 621 00:35:09.575 --> 00:35:14.180 We're the only thing standing between Will Jordan and a whole town of innocent boys. 622 00:35:14.213 --> 00:35:15.847 If we don't act now, 623 00:35:15.881 --> 00:35:19.385 then other little kids might get butt-raped like big Lukey over here. 624 00:35:19.418 --> 00:35:24.456 And 15 years from now, they'll be popping pills and eating their feelings, too. 625 00:35:24.490 --> 00:35:26.625 Do you really want that on your conscience? 626 00:35:26.658 --> 00:35:29.328 No, I don't-- I don't want anyone to be fat. 627 00:35:31.863 --> 00:35:32.864 Fuck me. 628 00:35:46.612 --> 00:35:49.381 -Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. -It's all right. 629 00:35:49.415 --> 00:35:51.883 -I didn't see you there. -It's my bad. Sorry. 630 00:35:51.917 --> 00:35:53.685 It's all right. 631 00:35:53.719 --> 00:35:57.088 Just wondering whose dick I got to suck to get some cocoa puffs around here. 632 00:35:57.122 --> 00:35:59.791 Know what I mean? 633 00:35:59.825 --> 00:36:04.263 Well, I'm no expert, but I would imagine it's not in the freezer isle. 634 00:36:04.296 --> 00:36:05.697 You're so smart. 635 00:36:08.634 --> 00:36:09.701 Do I know you? 636 00:36:11.937 --> 00:36:14.273 No. 637 00:36:14.906 --> 00:36:16.808 Is Sunglass Hut at the mall? 638 00:36:16.842 --> 00:36:18.844 -Cinnabon. 639 00:36:19.711 --> 00:36:21.380 'Cause I don't work at the mall. 640 00:36:21.413 --> 00:36:23.515 -So, can't help you. -No, okay. 641 00:36:28.086 --> 00:36:29.455 I know where I know you from. 642 00:36:31.122 --> 00:36:32.123 Where's that? 643 00:36:32.157 --> 00:36:34.125 Bowling alley! 644 00:36:34.159 --> 00:36:35.594 You're hot old guy. 645 00:36:35.627 --> 00:36:37.195 Me and my friends, we go there all the time. 646 00:36:37.229 --> 00:36:39.431 We've been ogling your goodies for, like, the last six months. 647 00:36:39.465 --> 00:36:41.767 -Yeah. 648 00:36:41.800 --> 00:36:44.936 Oh, my God. Okay. Thanks. 649 00:36:44.970 --> 00:36:47.439 -It's a compliment. -Great! 650 00:36:51.910 --> 00:36:56.648 Hey, do you mind escorting me to the cereal isle? 651 00:36:56.682 --> 00:37:00.018 You want me to escort you to the cereal isle? 652 00:37:00.051 --> 00:37:00.919 Please. 653 00:37:03.522 --> 00:37:08.093 So, do you have a job or do you just bowl 24/7? 654 00:37:08.126 --> 00:37:10.629 Yeah, that's me. Never not bowling. 655 00:37:10.662 --> 00:37:13.799 Actually, my buddies and I have a league on Wednesday nights. 656 00:37:14.933 --> 00:37:16.368 And you openly tell people that? 657 00:37:16.402 --> 00:37:20.406 Well, I tore my ACL. I can't play basketball. 658 00:37:20.439 --> 00:37:22.774 Not ready to put on golf pants just yet. 659 00:37:22.808 --> 00:37:24.209 You guys have a team name? 660 00:37:24.242 --> 00:37:26.945 We do. The Gutter-punks. 661 00:37:26.978 --> 00:37:28.480 -Badass, dude. -Okay. 662 00:37:28.514 --> 00:37:31.517 You know what, we're league champs three years running. 663 00:37:31.550 --> 00:37:32.851 -Cool. -We've even had our own shirts made. 664 00:37:32.884 --> 00:37:35.321 -Whoa, very cool. -It is cool. 665 00:37:35.354 --> 00:37:37.856 I know, that's why I said it. 666 00:37:37.889 --> 00:37:40.426 Okay, what do you do for fun? 667 00:37:40.459 --> 00:37:43.595 Watch movies, listen to music, worship the devil. 668 00:37:43.629 --> 00:37:46.598 You know, typical teenage shenanigans. 669 00:37:46.632 --> 00:37:49.668 What kind of music? Like Justin Beiber and shit? 670 00:37:49.701 --> 00:37:52.070 Some shit. Do you listen to Andrea Bocelli? 671 00:37:52.103 --> 00:37:53.572 No, I like hip hop, actually. 672 00:37:53.605 --> 00:37:55.974 Oh, okay. Well, Macklemore's not hip hop. 673 00:37:56.007 --> 00:37:57.343 Mackle-- No. 674 00:37:58.710 --> 00:38:01.313 -Stuff you've never even heard of. -Oh, my God. 675 00:38:01.347 --> 00:38:03.515 Dude, I know way more about that shit than you do. 676 00:38:03.549 --> 00:38:05.083 -Yes, I do. -Okay, who's your favorite rapper? 677 00:38:05.116 --> 00:38:07.986 -Eazy-E, and may he rest in fucking peace. -Eazy-E. Oh, my God. 678 00:38:08.019 --> 00:38:10.389 It has nothing to do with that movie that came out, does it? 679 00:38:10.422 --> 00:38:13.559 Oh, fuck no, okay. I know every single lyric to gimme that nut, 680 00:38:13.592 --> 00:38:16.094 -Every single lyric. -That song is older than you are. 681 00:38:16.127 --> 00:38:17.963 -My dad. 682 00:38:17.996 --> 00:38:19.431 Your dad? 683 00:38:19.465 --> 00:38:21.367 -That's pretty weird. 684 00:38:21.400 --> 00:38:23.735 Oh, this is your stop. 685 00:38:23.769 --> 00:38:26.638 -Here we are. -Cocoa puffs. There they are. 686 00:38:30.676 --> 00:38:32.711 -Thanks. -You're welcome. 687 00:38:36.147 --> 00:38:37.349 Erica. 688 00:38:38.417 --> 00:38:40.519 -I'm Will. -Hey. 689 00:38:41.520 --> 00:38:43.254 -All right. -Okay. 690 00:38:43.288 --> 00:38:45.891 -Bye. -Bye. See you at the bowling alley. 691 00:38:57.536 --> 00:38:59.371 Thank you for using Jail Mail. 692 00:38:59.405 --> 00:39:03.442 -Please leave your message for inmate- Ray Vandross. 693 00:39:03.475 --> 00:39:05.811 at the tone. 694 00:39:05.844 --> 00:39:08.179 Hi, Ray. Dad. 695 00:39:08.213 --> 00:39:10.682 It's me. I'm just calling. I haven't heard from you in a minute. 696 00:39:10.716 --> 00:39:13.985 Uh, I'm sure you haven't called 'cause you're super busy 697 00:39:14.019 --> 00:39:16.788 doing whatever it is that you do. 698 00:39:16.822 --> 00:39:20.025 Um... Hey, that business that I started with my friends, 699 00:39:20.058 --> 00:39:21.960 I just wanna let you know, we're killing it. 700 00:39:21.993 --> 00:39:24.963 And, I don't wanna get ahead of myself, but I think actually I might. 701 00:39:26.297 --> 00:39:28.900 I have enough to bail your ass out soon, so. 702 00:39:28.934 --> 00:39:30.802 -so... yeah. 703 00:39:30.836 --> 00:39:33.271 I feel like they're gonna cut me off 'cause I hear that beeping thing, 704 00:39:33.304 --> 00:39:35.474 but I love you, and I miss you, and... 705 00:39:35.507 --> 00:39:38.109 Thank you for using Jail Mail. Your call is now complete. 706 00:39:49.821 --> 00:39:52.658 Do you think it's weird that Will doesn't have a girlfriend? 707 00:39:52.691 --> 00:39:54.560 Why is that weird? He's into little boys. 708 00:39:54.593 --> 00:39:56.962 No, but I was just thinking, if I was a child molester, 709 00:39:56.995 --> 00:40:00.932 I'd for sure have like, a hot significant other to 710 00:40:01.667 --> 00:40:03.502 cover my tracks and alibi. 711 00:40:04.503 --> 00:40:05.971 You think he's hot? 712 00:40:06.004 --> 00:40:08.807 I don't think he's hot. He's a fucking pedophile. 713 00:40:10.909 --> 00:40:12.678 Granted... 714 00:40:12.711 --> 00:40:14.746 He does have a banging ass dad-bod, 715 00:40:14.780 --> 00:40:16.615 but, I mean, I don't wanna marry the dude. 716 00:40:18.183 --> 00:40:20.586 You've been scrolling through his photos for the past hour and a half. 717 00:40:20.619 --> 00:40:24.523 I'm looking for clues. Don't be so fucking weird. 718 00:40:24.556 --> 00:40:26.424 I'm trying to help you. 719 00:40:26.458 --> 00:40:28.760 I never asked for your help, Erica. 720 00:40:28.794 --> 00:40:33.532 Unfortunately, you don't really have a say in the matter. We're vigilantes, okay. 721 00:40:33.565 --> 00:40:35.200 What would Batman and Robin do 722 00:40:35.233 --> 00:40:37.603 if they saw the Joker sticking his finger up little boys' assholes? 723 00:40:37.636 --> 00:40:41.473 Batman wouldn't be talking about Joker's banging dad-bod. 724 00:40:42.240 --> 00:40:43.809 Yeah, but Robin would. 725 00:40:47.112 --> 00:40:48.780 -I know your secret. 726 00:40:49.648 --> 00:40:50.916 You're jealous. 727 00:40:51.883 --> 00:40:54.586 -I'm not jealous. -Yes, you are. 728 00:40:54.620 --> 00:40:56.254 -You're jealous. You think that-- -No, I'm not. 729 00:40:56.287 --> 00:41:00.225 -You think that I like Will and it's eating you up inside. -No. 730 00:41:00.258 --> 00:41:04.229 I'm not fucking jealous of you wanting to date a child molester. 731 00:41:04.262 --> 00:41:05.664 I know you want a piece of this. 732 00:41:05.697 --> 00:41:09.267 Your mouth has like 10,000 venereal diseases, so... 733 00:41:09.300 --> 00:41:11.036 Oh! 734 00:41:12.303 --> 00:41:14.005 I love this song! 735 00:41:15.240 --> 00:41:17.175 Makes me feel like dancing. 736 00:41:19.845 --> 00:41:21.513 You wanna see me dance, Luke? 737 00:41:21.547 --> 00:41:23.949 No, I don't. 738 00:41:23.982 --> 00:41:25.116 Are you sure? 739 00:41:30.288 --> 00:41:31.322 What? 740 00:41:31.356 --> 00:41:32.457 I don't. 741 00:41:32.490 --> 00:41:33.925 It's so fun though. 742 00:41:35.727 --> 00:41:37.062 I guess. 743 00:41:37.095 --> 00:41:38.129 Do you know this song? 744 00:41:41.667 --> 00:41:43.602 Come dance with me. 745 00:41:43.635 --> 00:41:46.204 No? It's a good song. 746 00:41:47.639 --> 00:41:50.241 Do you like that? One of those? 747 00:41:50.275 --> 00:41:51.943 I don't wanna dance by myself. 748 00:41:51.977 --> 00:41:54.546 It's kinda embarrassing. Come dance with me. 749 00:41:54.580 --> 00:41:56.782 -I can't. -Come dance. 750 00:41:56.815 --> 00:42:00.786 Do you like when I do that? What about like 751 00:42:02.220 --> 00:42:03.521 I-- No. 752 00:42:03.555 --> 00:42:06.658 No? Have you ever danced with a girl before? 753 00:42:06.692 --> 00:42:08.293 Come on, you know the answer to that. 754 00:42:08.960 --> 00:42:10.261 Please. 755 00:42:10.295 --> 00:42:11.529 I don't like this music. 756 00:42:11.563 --> 00:42:14.733 Oh, I don't like this music. 757 00:42:14.766 --> 00:42:16.201 I'll play different music. Come on. 758 00:42:16.835 --> 00:42:18.637 Come here! 759 00:42:18.670 --> 00:42:20.972 Come on. Come on, come on, come on. Let's go. 760 00:42:27.312 --> 00:42:28.847 [music plays softly over earphones] 761 00:42:30.248 --> 00:42:31.717 Are you excited to dance with me? 762 00:42:33.351 --> 00:42:34.653 We'll see. 763 00:42:36.755 --> 00:42:40.391 -Come on. -You listen to this kind of music? 764 00:42:40.425 --> 00:42:43.061 -Never thought you'd be into music like this. 765 00:42:43.094 --> 00:42:46.331 It just came up on-- I didn't pick it. 766 00:42:46.364 --> 00:42:47.866 I saw you double click on it. 767 00:42:47.899 --> 00:42:50.268 Fuck off, dude. Just dance with me. Don't be such a dick. 768 00:42:58.644 --> 00:42:59.945 Look at me! 769 00:43:01.947 --> 00:43:02.881 Look at me. 770 00:43:05.016 --> 00:43:06.284 Just that... 771 00:43:06.317 --> 00:43:08.920 You're like, squeezing onto a fucking giant airplane right now. 772 00:43:13.358 --> 00:43:14.960 You're pretty hard on yourself. 773 00:43:18.463 --> 00:43:21.599 You can grab me. I'm not gonna break. 774 00:43:25.103 --> 00:43:30.676 * I lost my dream I lost my reason all again * 775 00:43:35.747 --> 00:43:38.850 * It's not just me for you 776 00:43:38.884 --> 00:43:41.820 * I have to look out too 777 00:43:41.853 --> 00:43:44.923 * I have to save my life 778 00:43:44.956 --> 00:43:47.926 * I need some peace of mind 779 00:43:47.959 --> 00:43:50.929 * I am the only one now 780 00:43:50.962 --> 00:43:54.065 * I am the only one now 781 00:43:54.099 --> 00:43:57.002 * I am the only one now 782 00:43:57.035 --> 00:44:00.005 * You may not be around 783 00:44:00.038 --> 00:44:02.708 * You may not be around 784 00:44:13.051 --> 00:44:15.320 Hi! -Oh, Jesus! 785 00:44:15.353 --> 00:44:18.056 -You scared the shit out of me. -I'm sorry. 786 00:44:18.089 --> 00:44:19.825 -I didn't mean to scare you. -Yeah. 787 00:44:19.858 --> 00:44:22.794 I forgot that guys your age have a higher risk of stroke and heart failure. 788 00:44:27.699 --> 00:44:30.201 Are you gonna teach me how to bowl or what? 789 00:44:30.235 --> 00:44:32.904 You hang out here and you don't know how to bowl? 790 00:44:32.938 --> 00:44:36.307 Yeah, I'm in high school, idiot. What else am I gonna do? 791 00:44:36.341 --> 00:44:37.809 Well, maybe another time. 792 00:44:37.843 --> 00:44:40.211 I was hoping to get in a few frames before they close. 793 00:44:40.245 --> 00:44:41.980 My name is Will 794 00:44:42.013 --> 00:44:44.382 and I was hoping to get in a few extra frames before they close. 795 00:44:46.184 --> 00:44:47.252 Come on. 796 00:44:52.123 --> 00:44:53.058 All right. 797 00:44:55.827 --> 00:45:00.098 All right, straighten your wrist and point your thumb at the center pin there. 798 00:45:08.706 --> 00:45:10.208 Not bad. 799 00:45:10.241 --> 00:45:12.744 That ball was way too heavy for me. 800 00:45:12.778 --> 00:45:15.113 Well, let's get you a lighter ball then. 801 00:45:17.348 --> 00:45:19.050 Here you go. 802 00:45:19.084 --> 00:45:22.320 Now, you want to roll the ball. You don't throw the ball. 803 00:45:22.353 --> 00:45:23.254 Okay? 804 00:45:24.155 --> 00:45:25.490 So, I'm gonna have to adjust you. 805 00:45:25.523 --> 00:45:27.058 You need to... 806 00:45:29.194 --> 00:45:33.899 You have to square your hips, okay? 807 00:45:34.966 --> 00:45:36.701 Ready? 808 00:45:36.734 --> 00:45:38.937 Now you're gonna take some steps here. 809 00:45:38.970 --> 00:45:42.373 Now step forward, while pulling your arm back. 810 00:45:42.407 --> 00:45:45.977 Now, swing your arm forward, lower your hips, 811 00:45:46.011 --> 00:45:47.345 keep stepping forward. 812 00:45:48.746 --> 00:45:49.915 Ready? 813 00:45:52.717 --> 00:45:53.852 I got them! 814 00:45:54.719 --> 00:45:56.121 Good. 815 00:45:56.154 --> 00:45:58.056 -I did it. -See, you did it right. 816 00:45:58.089 --> 00:46:01.192 What do I win? My part in the Gutter Can I have a shirt? 817 00:46:01.226 --> 00:46:04.262 Well, you win a series of points up there on the board. 818 00:46:04.295 --> 00:46:07.365 -You don't win an object. 819 00:46:07.398 --> 00:46:09.167 But you get... See... 820 00:46:09.200 --> 00:46:12.037 There you go. That's your score. That's yours. 821 00:46:12.070 --> 00:46:14.205 I thought this was like Skee-ball for losers. 822 00:46:14.239 --> 00:46:16.007 Why the fuck does anyone play this? 823 00:46:17.475 --> 00:46:19.544 It's a good question. 824 00:46:19.577 --> 00:46:21.146 Let's go play arcade games. 825 00:46:31.122 --> 00:46:32.623 What do you think is happening in there? 826 00:46:32.657 --> 00:46:36.194 I don't know. I'm hungry. Let's go eat steak. 827 00:46:41.867 --> 00:46:43.001 What the fuck? 828 00:46:43.034 --> 00:46:45.971 Whoa! Oh, my God, we got him! 829 00:46:46.972 --> 00:46:50.208 Okay, well, it was fun hanging with you. 830 00:46:51.176 --> 00:46:53.011 You're not gonna drop me off at home. 831 00:46:53.611 --> 00:46:55.546 Why would I do that? 832 00:46:55.580 --> 00:47:00.118 Don't you know what happens to 17 year old girls who walk home alone at night in the rain? 833 00:47:00.151 --> 00:47:04.689 If I get kidnapped and trapped in some guy's basement for 30 years, 834 00:47:04.722 --> 00:47:06.257 -totally your fault. -All right, okay. 835 00:47:06.291 --> 00:47:08.626 -I'm serious. -All right, all right, okay. 836 00:47:08.659 --> 00:47:09.694 Okay. 837 00:47:09.727 --> 00:47:10.828 -Yup. 838 00:47:10.862 --> 00:47:12.797 Okay, here we go. 839 00:47:12.830 --> 00:47:14.933 -Two... -Okay, you go first, you go first. 840 00:47:15.800 --> 00:47:16.902 -Three. 841 00:47:16.935 --> 00:47:18.103 Oh, my God. 842 00:47:18.136 --> 00:47:20.838 Shit, where's my phone? Got it. 843 00:47:20.872 --> 00:47:24.175 Oh, my God. Hurry up. It's so cold! 844 00:47:25.676 --> 00:47:26.577 Fuck. 845 00:47:28.546 --> 00:47:29.780 Oh, my God. 846 00:47:29.814 --> 00:47:31.082 Fuck! 847 00:47:31.116 --> 00:47:32.450 Oh, man! 848 00:47:32.483 --> 00:47:34.285 Like, what! 849 00:47:34.319 --> 00:47:38.723 -Good lord. 850 00:47:38.756 --> 00:47:41.226 -Oh, shit, it's fucking... -It'll warm up. It'll warm up. 851 00:47:42.827 --> 00:47:45.997 Kala, can you scrub the window? I can't see shit. 852 00:47:51.536 --> 00:47:52.470 Oh. 853 00:47:58.176 --> 00:48:00.678 Are you okay? You seem really tense. 854 00:48:00.711 --> 00:48:03.181 No, I'm good. Yeah, yeah. 855 00:48:03.214 --> 00:48:04.315 Cool. 856 00:48:08.753 --> 00:48:10.088 Oh, God. 857 00:48:13.791 --> 00:48:16.027 -Yeah, a little. 858 00:48:19.464 --> 00:48:21.032 It's kinda gross, but... 859 00:48:21.066 --> 00:48:22.400 Oh, it's okay. I don't need that. 860 00:48:22.433 --> 00:48:24.669 It'll do the trick. Here. Here! 861 00:48:45.690 --> 00:48:47.158 What the fuck! 862 00:48:47.192 --> 00:48:48.659 Why's she doing that? 863 00:48:48.693 --> 00:48:50.861 Do you see this? She's like totally into it. 864 00:48:50.895 --> 00:48:52.530 She's making out with him. 865 00:48:58.369 --> 00:49:00.071 -Hey, hey, hey, hey-- -Sorry. 866 00:49:00.938 --> 00:49:03.241 I'm sorry. I was-- That didn't-- 867 00:49:04.042 --> 00:49:05.543 I just freaked out. I don't... 868 00:49:12.083 --> 00:49:13.351 What are you doing? 869 00:49:13.384 --> 00:49:15.020 -Giving you a blowjob. 870 00:49:15.053 --> 00:49:16.554 -Stop it! -Whoa! 871 00:49:21.726 --> 00:49:24.295 Here, I'll call you a cab and get you out of here. 872 00:49:24.329 --> 00:49:26.164 -I don't want-- -Just take all of this. 873 00:49:26.197 --> 00:49:28.933 Oh, you really know how to make a girl feel special. I can find my own way home. 874 00:49:28.966 --> 00:49:30.168 Asshole. 875 00:49:35.540 --> 00:49:37.042 What was that all about? 876 00:49:44.882 --> 00:49:47.785 Dude, what happened back there? Like, you were about to close. 877 00:49:47.818 --> 00:49:49.154 That was super weird. 878 00:49:49.187 --> 00:49:51.456 I literally don't know what that perv's deal was. 879 00:49:51.489 --> 00:49:54.659 Everything was going according to plan, and then he just got weird with me. 880 00:49:54.692 --> 00:49:57.095 You were making out like you were on a date in his Saab. 881 00:49:57.128 --> 00:49:59.530 I've never seen you do anything like that before. 882 00:49:59.564 --> 00:50:01.232 Probably 'cause she's in love with him. 883 00:50:02.067 --> 00:50:04.169 Fuck you. I am not. 884 00:50:04.202 --> 00:50:05.670 He kissed me. 885 00:50:05.703 --> 00:50:07.272 -You kept kissing him after he kissed you. -No, I stopped! 886 00:50:07.305 --> 00:50:09.607 He freaked out. He was being fucking weird. 887 00:50:09.640 --> 00:50:10.708 I agree. 888 00:50:10.741 --> 00:50:13.278 Okay, so then, what's the plan? I want our money. 889 00:50:15.413 --> 00:50:17.415 What if we break in and tie him up? 890 00:50:17.448 --> 00:50:20.085 Cool... Like dom him. Like he's out little bitch. 891 00:50:20.118 --> 00:50:21.686 I like that a lot. 892 00:50:21.719 --> 00:50:25.623 What if we slip some drugs in his food while he's not looking? 893 00:50:25.656 --> 00:50:28.526 That's a good idea. Drugs... Like what drugs? 894 00:50:28.559 --> 00:50:30.128 Roofies? 895 00:50:30.161 --> 00:50:31.429 That's a fucking great idea. 896 00:50:31.462 --> 00:50:33.931 -That is a horrible idea. -We can roofie him. 897 00:50:33.964 --> 00:50:37.335 knock his ass out, right. So then, once he's out, 898 00:50:37.368 --> 00:50:39.470 we all strip down, not you, 899 00:50:39.504 --> 00:50:43.874 take some sexy pictures, and then extort his ass for cash. 900 00:50:43.908 --> 00:50:45.743 Like literally, like, yeah. 901 00:50:45.776 --> 00:50:48.179 But, who do we know has roofies? 902 00:51:47.438 --> 00:51:50.275 All right. Here you go, just a little bit. 903 00:51:50.308 --> 00:51:52.009 -Okay. -Just a little. 904 00:51:52.042 --> 00:51:54.011 -Just a little. -Easy... 905 00:51:54.044 --> 00:51:55.180 -That's not a little. -Jesus! 906 00:51:55.213 --> 00:51:56.447 Sorry. -It's too much. 907 00:51:56.481 --> 00:51:58.449 He's not gonna drink the whole thing now. 908 00:52:02.052 --> 00:52:04.489 -Okay. -Go get him, my girl. 909 00:52:04.955 --> 00:52:06.257 Wish me luck. 910 00:52:06.291 --> 00:52:07.592 -Bye. -Okay. 911 00:52:36.153 --> 00:52:38.055 Surprise! 912 00:52:38.088 --> 00:52:39.524 What are you doing here? 913 00:52:39.557 --> 00:52:41.292 I'm not stalking you or anything. 914 00:52:41.326 --> 00:52:43.261 I just-- I came by to say I'm sorry. 915 00:52:43.294 --> 00:52:45.296 It got weird the other night and, uh... 916 00:52:46.331 --> 00:52:47.798 I didn't bring your sweatshirt. 917 00:52:48.999 --> 00:52:54.272 Um, as you can probably tell, I have major daddy issues. 918 00:52:54.839 --> 00:52:56.574 Yeah, um... 919 00:52:56.607 --> 00:53:01.312 You know what, I feel like I'm actually the one who should apologize. 920 00:53:01.346 --> 00:53:03.381 I never should have put you in that position. 921 00:53:03.414 --> 00:53:05.450 -Well, that's... -We're both sorry. -So... 922 00:53:05.483 --> 00:53:07.685 Let's start over, as friends. 923 00:53:09.854 --> 00:53:11.956 Yeah, sure. Why not? 924 00:53:11.989 --> 00:53:13.958 I got you a dope-ass mix. 925 00:53:13.991 --> 00:53:17.194 Thought maybe I could bring your music tastes into the 2000s. 926 00:53:17.228 --> 00:53:18.496 Fingers crossed. 927 00:53:19.597 --> 00:53:20.698 Dope 928 00:53:21.366 --> 00:53:24.201 You gonna let me in or... 929 00:53:25.870 --> 00:53:27.405 -I... 930 00:53:27.438 --> 00:53:31.175 I don't think that's the greatest idea, Erica. 931 00:53:31.208 --> 00:53:33.844 Come on. One beer to bury the hatchet. 932 00:53:37.648 --> 00:53:40.050 One beer, then I'll go. Promise. 933 00:53:40.084 --> 00:53:41.719 All right. 934 00:53:41.752 --> 00:53:44.522 Just one beer and I gotta like... 935 00:53:44.555 --> 00:53:46.190 Well, fucking have half a beer. 936 00:53:46.223 --> 00:53:47.858 -Half a beer. -Half a beer, okay. 937 00:53:47.892 --> 00:53:50.194 Where should-- Do you have a fridge that I could... 938 00:53:50.227 --> 00:53:52.463 -Yeah, right in the-- -Nice house. 939 00:53:55.866 --> 00:53:57.101 Where's your bottle opener? 940 00:53:57.134 --> 00:53:59.003 The drawer to the right of the stove. 941 00:54:00.371 --> 00:54:01.572 Found it! 942 00:54:11.316 --> 00:54:12.550 Here you go. 943 00:54:14.184 --> 00:54:16.253 Cheers. 944 00:54:19.624 --> 00:54:22.727 If anyone asks, you did not get that from me, okay? 945 00:54:24.161 --> 00:54:25.363 Okay, Dad. 946 00:54:26.931 --> 00:54:31.302 Okay, speaking of... Do your parents ever wonder where you are? 947 00:54:32.370 --> 00:54:34.238 Not really, no. 948 00:54:34.271 --> 00:54:37.508 My mom's busy with her new boyfriend and my dad's in jail. 949 00:54:39.510 --> 00:54:40.945 How did he get there? 950 00:54:42.513 --> 00:54:45.483 He got caught being awesome in a casino. 951 00:54:45.516 --> 00:54:47.718 He should be getting out any day now, though. 952 00:54:53.958 --> 00:54:56.361 You know, my dad wasn't really around either. 953 00:54:57.662 --> 00:54:59.764 Seems like no one stays together anymore. 954 00:55:01.532 --> 00:55:02.900 I'll drink to that. 955 00:55:04.201 --> 00:55:05.302 No? 956 00:55:07.271 --> 00:55:08.806 [music continues playing on stereo] 957 00:55:11.241 --> 00:55:13.411 Who's that 958 00:55:15.312 --> 00:55:18.383 Uh, that is my ex-wife, Brenda. 959 00:55:25.590 --> 00:55:27.925 I propose a new toast. 960 00:55:27.958 --> 00:55:31.028 "People sticking together." What do you think? 961 00:55:31.061 --> 00:55:32.463 Sure, I'll drink to that. 962 00:55:33.631 --> 00:55:35.199 Okay, here we go. 963 00:55:47.478 --> 00:55:49.547 Hm, beer's kinda skunky. 964 00:55:50.981 --> 00:55:53.418 Yeah, it's the only beer I could afford. 965 00:55:53.451 --> 00:55:55.420 It's gonna taste like piss. 966 00:55:55.453 --> 00:55:56.987 Where did you get this? 967 00:55:57.021 --> 00:55:58.288 Ninety-nine cent store. 968 00:55:58.322 --> 00:55:59.724 -I'm sorry. 969 00:55:59.757 --> 00:56:02.026 You can't get beer at the 99 cent store. 970 00:56:02.059 --> 00:56:03.828 -I can and I did. -Geez. 971 00:56:08.699 --> 00:56:11.669 What, are you going to Paris or some shit? 972 00:56:11.702 --> 00:56:15.339 That was given to me by the aforementioned Brenda. 973 00:56:15.372 --> 00:56:17.007 Why the fuck would you keep it? 974 00:56:17.775 --> 00:56:19.510 To remind me how much I hate her. 975 00:56:20.244 --> 00:56:21.912 Just kidding. Kind of. 976 00:56:24.048 --> 00:56:25.450 Why'd you split up? 977 00:56:26.951 --> 00:56:30.187 That is a... long story. 978 00:56:30.220 --> 00:56:32.957 -We got nothing but time. -No. 979 00:56:35.259 --> 00:56:36.561 Complicated. 980 00:56:37.161 --> 00:56:39.730 Man, come on, tell me. 981 00:56:39.764 --> 00:56:41.932 You can't say it's complicated and not tell me. 982 00:56:44.034 --> 00:56:47.404 Uh... 983 00:56:47.438 --> 00:56:51.976 Well, a few years ago, I was teaching middle school in Woodland Pines. 984 00:56:52.009 --> 00:56:55.580 You were-- That's... A teacher? Okay, I didn't know that you were a teacher. 985 00:56:55.613 --> 00:56:58.415 Yeah, I was also girl's basketball coach. 986 00:56:59.049 --> 00:57:00.217 Oh. 987 00:57:00.250 --> 00:57:03.287 Regional champs, three year running. Go, Roadrunners! 988 00:57:03.320 --> 00:57:04.755 So, what happened? 989 00:57:04.789 --> 00:57:07.091 -Well, I got fired. 990 00:57:10.995 --> 00:57:13.698 Some fucking punk... 991 00:57:15.065 --> 00:57:17.134 accused me of molesting him. 992 00:57:19.136 --> 00:57:20.705 -Wow. -Yeah. 993 00:57:21.539 --> 00:57:24.074 You would be shocked 994 00:57:24.108 --> 00:57:26.276 what a molestation accusation 995 00:57:26.310 --> 00:57:28.946 does to a perfectly fine marriage. 996 00:57:31.281 --> 00:57:32.583 Did you do it? 997 00:57:34.519 --> 00:57:36.654 No, I didn't do it. Of course, not. 998 00:57:38.255 --> 00:57:41.391 Kid was a pathological liar. 999 00:57:41.425 --> 00:57:43.193 He never even got his story straight. 1000 00:57:43.227 --> 00:57:47.965 It was like a desperate cry for attention or something. 1001 00:57:49.266 --> 00:57:51.101 -That's messed up. -Yeah. 1002 00:57:51.135 --> 00:57:53.037 Yeah, it is. 1003 00:57:53.070 --> 00:57:56.006 And the fucking... The judge threw the whole case out. 1004 00:57:56.040 --> 00:58:00.645 I mean, he had no evidence. But still, I lose my job, 1005 00:58:00.678 --> 00:58:04.949 I lose my wife. I lose my fucking dog. 1006 00:58:04.982 --> 00:58:06.416 My dog! 1007 00:58:06.450 --> 00:58:09.654 She never walked that dog. I walked that dog. 1008 00:58:09.687 --> 00:58:12.590 Any idea what it's like to walk around 1009 00:58:13.023 --> 00:58:16.927 in 100% shame 1010 00:58:16.961 --> 00:58:21.365 seven days a week, 365 days a year, 1011 00:58:21.398 --> 00:58:24.101 I am a fucking nobody. 1012 00:58:25.002 --> 00:58:29.239 So now, I'm in this house by myself. 1013 00:58:29.273 --> 00:58:31.576 And you know, 1014 00:58:32.943 --> 00:58:37.848 what, I'm drinking terrible beer with a 17-year-old. 1015 00:58:37.882 --> 00:58:40.117 I mean no offense, but... Jesus! 1016 00:58:44.088 --> 00:58:45.590 My life is awesome. 1017 00:58:46.824 --> 00:58:49.694 Dude, stop. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. 1018 00:58:49.727 --> 00:58:51.796 Oh, shit. I'm so sorry. 1019 00:58:51.829 --> 00:58:53.130 I don't know why I did that. 1020 00:58:53.163 --> 00:58:54.865 I must have tourette's or something. Are you okay? 1021 00:58:56.500 --> 00:58:58.368 -I don't really-- 1022 00:58:58.402 --> 00:59:00.470 -Dude, stop. 1023 00:59:00.504 --> 00:59:01.772 -Fuck! 1024 00:59:01.806 --> 00:59:02.940 My friends and I thought you were a pedophile 1025 00:59:02.973 --> 00:59:04.308 so we were gonna drug you and take your money, 1026 00:59:04.341 --> 00:59:06.744 -but it was one big misunderstanding. 1027 00:59:06.777 --> 00:59:08.512 -I'm sorry. 1028 00:59:11.048 --> 00:59:12.683 What the fuck? 1029 00:59:12.717 --> 00:59:14.585 What just happened? 1030 00:59:14.619 --> 00:59:17.121 -You were in trouble. -I don't know if I was. 1031 00:59:18.522 --> 00:59:19.790 Oh, my God, look at him. 1032 00:59:19.824 --> 00:59:21.225 I mean, he's really fucked up. 1033 00:59:23.160 --> 00:59:24.962 Okay, let's pick him up. 1034 00:59:24.995 --> 00:59:28.065 Erica, snap out of it. Come on! 1035 00:59:31.201 --> 00:59:33.170 -Ow! -Jesus! 1036 00:59:33.971 --> 00:59:35.205 Oh, my God. 1037 00:59:35.239 --> 00:59:36.340 Okay, yeah that's good. 1038 00:59:38.843 --> 00:59:40.010 All right, let's do this. 1039 00:59:40.044 --> 00:59:41.912 Okay, Luke, take five over there. 1040 00:59:42.246 --> 00:59:43.313 Corner. 1041 00:59:49.286 --> 00:59:50.855 -Got it. 1042 00:59:51.956 --> 00:59:54.591 Put it in... Like on your tits or something. 1043 00:59:54.625 --> 00:59:55.993 Yeah, like that. 1044 00:59:56.026 --> 00:59:59.096 Yeah, that's good. Gorgeous. I love it. 1045 00:59:59.129 --> 01:00:00.097 Sit next to him. 1046 01:00:01.198 --> 01:00:02.767 Yeah, get on top of him. 1047 01:00:05.936 --> 01:00:07.271 I like that. 1048 01:00:07.304 --> 01:00:08.605 Yeah, touch each other. 1049 01:00:08.639 --> 01:00:09.974 Like that, perfect. 1050 01:00:11.709 --> 01:00:13.010 You look so into it. 1051 01:00:13.844 --> 01:00:15.345 Can you see his face? 1052 01:00:15.379 --> 01:00:16.613 A little bit up. 1053 01:00:17.147 --> 01:00:18.115 Yeah. 1054 01:00:20.284 --> 01:00:21.185 You get it? 1055 01:00:21.218 --> 01:00:23.020 No, I'm trying to find the right filter. 1056 01:00:23.053 --> 01:00:24.789 Dude, just take the fucking picture. 1057 01:00:24.822 --> 01:00:26.623 All right, bitch. I'm trying to make you look good. 1058 01:00:26.657 --> 01:00:28.993 Take the picture! 1059 01:00:29.026 --> 01:00:30.895 Perfect, we got it. That's it. 1060 01:00:31.729 --> 01:00:33.263 Let's get out of here. 1061 01:00:36.767 --> 01:00:38.903 Wait, we're just gonna leave him like that? 1062 01:00:38.936 --> 01:00:40.905 Let's just-- Let's just get out of here. Come on. 1063 01:00:40.938 --> 01:00:43.007 Let's just-- Luke, let's just get out of here. 1064 01:00:43.040 --> 01:00:45.475 Guys, his breathing is really shallow. 1065 01:00:45.509 --> 01:00:46.777 What do you mean? 1066 01:00:47.778 --> 01:00:50.848 -Not that much. 1067 01:00:50.881 --> 01:00:54.451 You guys, come on, seriously, we're leaving. 1068 01:00:54.484 --> 01:00:57.187 He just needs to sleep it off, dude. He'll be fine by the morning. 1069 01:00:57.221 --> 01:01:00.090 Plenty of people take roofies recreationally. 1070 01:01:00.858 --> 01:01:03.160 -No. That's not right. -Yes. 1071 01:01:03.193 --> 01:01:05.129 Dude, you said he was a child molester. 1072 01:01:05.162 --> 01:01:07.197 He raped you and he got away with it. 1073 01:01:07.965 --> 01:01:09.133 So... 1074 01:01:11.535 --> 01:01:12.669 Right? 1075 01:01:13.170 --> 01:01:14.138 Yeah. 1076 01:01:15.572 --> 01:01:16.941 Let's get the fuck out of here. 1077 01:01:20.945 --> 01:01:22.546 Okay, so what's our alibi? 1078 01:01:22.579 --> 01:01:24.514 We were at my house watching Netflix, then making a vision board. 1079 01:01:24.548 --> 01:01:26.283 -Okay. -Hey, what should we do with that? 1080 01:01:26.316 --> 01:01:27.651 What the fuck is that shit? 1081 01:01:27.684 --> 01:01:29.019 -That was not part of the plan! -We got bored! 1082 01:01:29.053 --> 01:01:30.888 -Oh, my God. -We thought it was funny. 1083 01:02:11.829 --> 01:02:14.799 Uh, the police are here. They wanna have a word with you. 1084 01:02:14.832 --> 01:02:16.466 I'm sleeping. 1085 01:02:16.500 --> 01:02:17.968 There's cops here, Erica. 1086 01:02:19.236 --> 01:02:20.270 I'm tired. 1087 01:02:21.271 --> 01:02:22.472 Get up. Get up. 1088 01:02:22.506 --> 01:02:24.909 This is not fucking around time! 1089 01:02:27.011 --> 01:02:28.879 Jesus! Sorry, Bob. 1090 01:02:30.981 --> 01:02:33.117 -Bob, get out of my room. -I'm sorry. 1091 01:02:36.620 --> 01:02:38.555 All right, here she is. 1092 01:02:38.588 --> 01:02:40.224 She's agreed to cooperate. 1093 01:02:40.257 --> 01:02:42.092 -Miss Vandross. Sit down. 1094 01:02:46.430 --> 01:02:47.832 Have a seat, please. 1095 01:02:49.266 --> 01:02:51.435 We just wanna ask a few questions. 1096 01:02:51.701 --> 01:02:53.303 Okay. 1097 01:02:53.337 --> 01:02:54.438 Where were you last night? 1098 01:02:54.905 --> 01:02:56.073 With my friends. 1099 01:02:56.606 --> 01:02:57.741 Doing what? 1100 01:02:57.774 --> 01:02:59.609 Buying tampons. Like, what's it to you? 1101 01:02:59.643 --> 01:03:01.145 -Erica. 1102 01:03:01.178 --> 01:03:04.381 Well, the reason we're asking is there's a man named Will Jordan 1103 01:03:04.414 --> 01:03:07.384 who had his garage vandalized. 1104 01:03:07.417 --> 01:03:10.888 His neighbor said she saw a heavy-set young man, 1105 01:03:10.921 --> 01:03:14.424 and a girl who fit your description leaving the scene of the crime. 1106 01:03:14.458 --> 01:03:16.093 I don't know what you're talking about. 1107 01:03:17.294 --> 01:03:18.628 What? 1108 01:03:18.662 --> 01:03:20.364 What did Will Jordan say to you? 1109 01:03:20.397 --> 01:03:22.799 We don't know what he said. We haven't been able to contact him yet. 1110 01:03:27.471 --> 01:03:28.538 How about you, big guy? 1111 01:03:29.806 --> 01:03:31.608 You have anything you want to tell me? 1112 01:03:31.641 --> 01:03:34.845 Now Luke, just tell the officer what's going on. 1113 01:03:34.879 --> 01:03:36.346 Did she make you do anything, sweetheart? 1114 01:03:37.314 --> 01:03:38.282 Nope. 1115 01:03:39.884 --> 01:03:41.852 So, is that it? 1116 01:03:41.886 --> 01:03:44.721 Yup, but just know, we will be back. 1117 01:03:44.754 --> 01:03:46.656 Vandalism is a very serious crime. 1118 01:03:46.690 --> 01:03:49.093 Absolutely. We got an open line here. 1119 01:03:49.126 --> 01:03:50.060 Let's go. 1120 01:03:50.094 --> 01:03:51.628 Whatever we can do to help, we're here 1121 01:03:51.661 --> 01:03:53.097 -to support you. -Thank you, sir. 1122 01:03:53.130 --> 01:03:54.298 Thank you. 1123 01:03:57.401 --> 01:03:59.569 Maybe we should go and make sure he's okay. 1124 01:04:01.371 --> 01:04:04.308 -Erica, okay... -Hi. 1125 01:04:05.709 --> 01:04:08.345 -Oh, honey. What's wrong? 1126 01:04:09.679 --> 01:04:11.215 Is there anything you need to tell me? 1127 01:04:11.781 --> 01:04:12.983 No. 1128 01:04:14.952 --> 01:04:17.487 Are you gonna just stand there and lie to my face? 1129 01:04:17.521 --> 01:04:19.056 I'm not lying to you. 1130 01:04:19.089 --> 01:04:21.625 I have no idea what he's fucking talking about. 1131 01:04:21.658 --> 01:04:23.160 Erica... 1132 01:04:23.193 --> 01:04:25.362 I'm gonna give you one more try. What the fuck is going on? 1133 01:04:25.395 --> 01:04:27.131 -Nothing-- -There, you just did it again. 1134 01:04:27.164 --> 01:04:28.798 -You just lied right in my face again. No, I didn't. 1135 01:04:28.832 --> 01:04:31.501 I have been swallowing so much of your bullshit for so long. 1136 01:04:31.535 --> 01:04:32.903 -So long! -But-- 1137 01:04:32.937 --> 01:04:34.404 You're just gonna stand here and fucking lie right to my face. 1138 01:04:34.438 --> 01:04:36.306 This is not part of the fucking deal that we made! 1139 01:04:36.340 --> 01:04:39.843 I am not lying to you. I am not fucking lying to you. 1140 01:04:39.876 --> 01:04:42.179 Hey! You don't talk to your mother that way. 1141 01:04:42.212 --> 01:04:44.982 Oh, no, no, no. So, you guys are teaming up behind my back? 1142 01:04:45.015 --> 01:04:46.650 Yeah, yeah. 'Cause I need fucking help. 1143 01:04:46.683 --> 01:04:48.752 'Cause I can't do this by myself anymore! 1144 01:04:48.785 --> 01:04:51.956 You do not get to fucking team up on me. You do not get to do that. 1145 01:04:51.989 --> 01:04:54.824 You're just here to fuck my mom and eat our food, 1146 01:04:54.858 --> 01:04:56.593 -and I don't fucking like it anymore. -Hey! 1147 01:04:56.626 --> 01:04:58.162 -I'm sorry, Bob. 1148 01:04:58.195 --> 01:05:00.397 You can talk to me that way all day long, 1149 01:05:00.430 --> 01:05:02.466 but I'm not gonna have you talk to your mom that way, you hear me? 1150 01:05:02.499 --> 01:05:05.069 You don't fucking parent me. You are not my father, dude. 1151 01:05:05.102 --> 01:05:07.938 Your dad fucking left and I got to do it by myself. 1152 01:05:07.972 --> 01:05:10.674 I got to do it fucking by myself, and I fucked up. 1153 01:05:10.707 --> 01:05:12.476 I obviously fucked up. 1154 01:05:12.509 --> 01:05:16.080 I don't know what to do. I have given it all to you. 1155 01:05:16.113 --> 01:05:20.217 I cannot hold on to anybody 'cause you scare them all away! 1156 01:05:20.250 --> 01:05:21.351 Everybody! 1157 01:05:21.385 --> 01:05:24.388 You're just a cruel, fucking, selfish twat! 1158 01:05:30.894 --> 01:05:36.300 You have scared away every man that has ever shown any interest in me. 1159 01:05:37.667 --> 01:05:40.437 And you cannot do it with this one. I won't let you. 1160 01:05:41.905 --> 01:05:43.240 'Cause he's good. 1161 01:05:47.511 --> 01:05:50.014 I'm done. I'm done. 1162 01:05:50.714 --> 01:05:52.316 Thank you. 1163 01:05:52.349 --> 01:05:54.284 Thank you for everything, Mom. 1164 01:05:59.990 --> 01:06:01.625 I can't. I just can't. 1165 01:06:05.929 --> 01:06:07.331 Laurie, baby... 1166 01:06:07.897 --> 01:06:09.033 Are you all right? 1167 01:06:09.066 --> 01:06:10.734 Stupid. 1168 01:06:14.971 --> 01:06:16.306 You coming? 1169 01:06:30.020 --> 01:06:31.655 What are we even gonna say to him? 1170 01:06:31.688 --> 01:06:33.157 I don't fucking know. 1171 01:06:33.190 --> 01:06:36.260 "Sorry for drugging you. Here's your sweatshirt." 1172 01:06:42.832 --> 01:06:44.101 Will? 1173 01:06:45.469 --> 01:06:46.503 Will? 1174 01:07:00.550 --> 01:07:01.418 Will? 1175 01:07:05.689 --> 01:07:06.656 Will? 1176 01:07:09.025 --> 01:07:10.294 Oh, my God. 1177 01:07:19.336 --> 01:07:20.704 Do you feel anything? 1178 01:07:28.578 --> 01:07:29.613 Okay... 1179 01:07:32.749 --> 01:07:33.783 Erica... 1180 01:07:45.629 --> 01:07:46.596 What do we... 1181 01:07:47.897 --> 01:07:49.633 What the fuck do we do? 1182 01:07:49.666 --> 01:07:51.201 We're so fucked. 1183 01:07:52.436 --> 01:07:53.403 Um... 1184 01:07:53.937 --> 01:07:55.372 Let's, uh... 1185 01:07:55.405 --> 01:07:56.473 Um... 1186 01:08:00.177 --> 01:08:01.611 What are you doing? 1187 01:08:01.645 --> 01:08:03.647 -I'm getting us out of here. 1188 01:08:03.680 --> 01:08:06.383 It's only a matter of time before the cops figure out who did this, Erica. 1189 01:08:08.952 --> 01:08:10.887 Okay, so what about Kala and Claudine? 1190 01:08:10.920 --> 01:08:12.822 We're just gonna leave them? We're just gonna go? 1191 01:08:12.856 --> 01:08:14.291 Claudine's gonna sell you out. 1192 01:08:14.324 --> 01:08:16.160 She's never gonna hold up under questioning. 1193 01:08:18.395 --> 01:08:21.631 What about our parents? Like, what about my fucking mom? 1194 01:08:21.665 --> 01:08:23.900 You can send them a letter once we've made it to Mexico. 1195 01:08:23.933 --> 01:08:25.835 Mexico? 1196 01:08:25.869 --> 01:08:27.971 You sound like a psycho, Luke. 1197 01:08:28.004 --> 01:08:29.739 Erica, look at me. 1198 01:08:29.773 --> 01:08:33.177 You're getting in this car, and we're going. Now! 1199 01:08:44.788 --> 01:08:47.157 Hey, mama, are you in there? 1200 01:08:48.792 --> 01:08:50.260 I'm sorry about earlier. 1201 01:08:52.729 --> 01:08:53.730 Lady? 1202 01:08:55.265 --> 01:08:57.901 You know what, I'm just gonna come in. I'm sorry, I'm busting. 1203 01:09:06.910 --> 01:09:08.278 Bob, honey... 1204 01:09:11.215 --> 01:09:12.782 Have you seen-- 1205 01:09:12.816 --> 01:09:14.451 Wait, Bob? 1206 01:09:18.855 --> 01:09:20.390 What the fuck, Bob? 1207 01:09:21.658 --> 01:09:22.792 Honey, what... 1208 01:09:36.005 --> 01:09:37.407 Oh, my God! 1209 01:09:44.948 --> 01:09:46.916 So, you say your son was in rehab? 1210 01:09:47.384 --> 01:09:48.752 That's correct. 1211 01:09:48.785 --> 01:09:50.119 Okay, for about how long? 1212 01:09:50.153 --> 01:09:52.155 About a year, give or take. 1213 01:09:52.188 --> 01:09:54.524 Okay, now, in the letter he says 1214 01:09:54.558 --> 01:09:57.026 "he kidnapped your daughter and was running away to Mexico." 1215 01:09:57.060 --> 01:10:00.697 Do either or you know anyone in Mexico? 1216 01:10:00.730 --> 01:10:03.333 Uh, well... 1217 01:10:03.367 --> 01:10:05.735 There's a cleaning lady that comes every other week. 1218 01:10:06.270 --> 01:10:07.571 Uh, her name's... 1219 01:10:07.604 --> 01:10:10.440 -I don't think that's what he-- No. -Rita. 1220 01:10:10.474 --> 01:10:13.042 Um, was there anything missing from the house? 1221 01:10:13.076 --> 01:10:15.379 Any jewelry or valuables? 1222 01:10:15.412 --> 01:10:17.180 Her clothes, a lot... 1223 01:10:17.213 --> 01:10:19.449 She took some of here... 1224 01:10:20.417 --> 01:10:23.887 of her cute clothes, and she has a notebook... 1225 01:10:25.389 --> 01:10:26.956 -and her pet rat. -Yeah. 1226 01:10:29.526 --> 01:10:32.296 Just so I'm sure I understand. They came in, 1227 01:10:32.329 --> 01:10:33.963 took the rodent and the notebook, 1228 01:10:33.997 --> 01:10:36.500 trashed the kitchen, and took off. 1229 01:10:36.533 --> 01:10:40.169 Uh, full disclosure on the mess here, 1230 01:10:40.203 --> 01:10:42.372 uh, I smashed up the kitchen. 1231 01:10:42.406 --> 01:10:44.874 I read the note and just started punching stuff. 1232 01:10:45.875 --> 01:10:48.678 Head up, guys. We got a 10-54 down the street. 1233 01:10:50.480 --> 01:10:52.382 What the hell's a 10 1234 01:11:01.391 --> 01:11:02.759 It's okay, it's okay. 1235 01:11:17.441 --> 01:11:18.675 I'm gonna throw up. 1236 01:11:22.178 --> 01:11:24.748 I don't understand how this happened. 1237 01:11:24.781 --> 01:11:26.450 We were just gonna take pictures. 1238 01:11:30.354 --> 01:11:31.721 The whole thing was an accident. 1239 01:11:33.189 --> 01:11:34.524 It wasn't murder. 1240 01:11:38.395 --> 01:11:39.929 Will deserved it. 1241 01:11:41.297 --> 01:11:42.399 Right? 1242 01:11:43.533 --> 01:11:45.168 You tell me that he deserved it. 1243 01:11:45.201 --> 01:11:46.636 Yes! 1244 01:11:46.670 --> 01:11:48.738 Yes. Ab-- Absolutely. 1245 01:11:52.409 --> 01:11:54.344 I mean, I guess so. I... 1246 01:11:55.445 --> 01:11:56.846 What do you mean, "I guess so"? 1247 01:12:08.057 --> 01:12:09.325 Are you okay? 1248 01:12:11.495 --> 01:12:13.397 No. I'm not okay. 1249 01:12:13.430 --> 01:12:16.500 I'm obviously not okay. 1250 01:12:16.533 --> 01:12:21.070 Are you okay? Are you a sociopath? 1251 01:12:21.104 --> 01:12:26.910 You lied to me, and an innocent man is fucking dead 'cause of us! 1252 01:12:26.943 --> 01:12:30.046 Listen, we can't stay here. We got to go. 1253 01:12:30.079 --> 01:12:32.482 Oh, no, no, no. There's no-- There's no... 1254 01:12:33.617 --> 01:12:36.152 There's no "We" in this anymore. 1255 01:12:36.185 --> 01:12:38.822 I'm not going anywhere with you. 1256 01:12:38.855 --> 01:12:41.858 I didn't lie-- I didn't lie. 1257 01:12:41.891 --> 01:12:43.693 Okay, I did. It's-- 1258 01:12:43.727 --> 01:12:46.430 -It's complicated, Erica. 1259 01:12:47.330 --> 01:12:48.932 Did he touch your dick or not? 1260 01:12:48.965 --> 01:12:49.766 He didn't touch me. 1261 01:12:49.799 --> 01:12:51.701 I saw him touching someone else! 1262 01:12:52.335 --> 01:12:54.037 That's the fucking truth. 1263 01:13:01.077 --> 01:13:02.479 There... 1264 01:13:02.512 --> 01:13:05.415 There was this girl at my school... 1265 01:13:08.452 --> 01:13:09.853 She must have been 12... 1266 01:13:10.319 --> 01:13:12.188 maybe 13. 1267 01:13:12.221 --> 01:13:14.591 I was going back to get a textbook, 1268 01:13:15.124 --> 01:13:16.159 and I saw him... 1269 01:13:17.226 --> 01:13:18.762 He had his hand... 1270 01:13:21.330 --> 01:13:23.232 He was-- He was a bad guy, Erica. 1271 01:13:23.266 --> 01:13:24.801 He was a fucking creep. 1272 01:13:28.337 --> 01:13:30.006 I was the only person who knew. 1273 01:13:30.640 --> 01:13:31.741 And... 1274 01:13:32.275 --> 01:13:33.610 she was scared. 1275 01:13:34.310 --> 01:13:35.779 She was really scared. 1276 01:13:36.780 --> 01:13:38.682 She didn't wanna tell anyone. 1277 01:13:40.850 --> 01:13:42.351 I was invisible. 1278 01:13:42.385 --> 01:13:44.020 No one knew me. 1279 01:13:44.053 --> 01:13:46.823 It's not like I had a ton of friends. 1280 01:13:46.856 --> 01:13:49.726 Figured if, even if it didn't happen to me, I could... 1281 01:13:51.728 --> 01:13:54.564 keep it from happening to someone else. I don't know. 1282 01:13:56.800 --> 01:13:59.102 You probably hate me but that's the truth. 1283 01:14:04.207 --> 01:14:05.575 I don't hate you. 1284 01:14:14.417 --> 01:14:16.119 I just puked. 1285 01:14:16.152 --> 01:14:17.453 I don't care. 1286 01:15:26.522 --> 01:15:28.124 Where are we? 1287 01:15:31.127 --> 01:15:32.195 Oh. 1288 01:15:45.474 --> 01:15:47.076 How did you know where he was? 1289 01:15:49.412 --> 01:15:51.314 So, I kinda went through your notebook. 1290 01:15:51.347 --> 01:15:52.849 last night when you were asleep. 1291 01:15:52.882 --> 01:15:55.652 -Oh. -Figured you might wanna 1292 01:15:55.685 --> 01:15:57.754 pick him up on our way to Mexico. 1293 01:15:59.455 --> 01:16:02.058 Okay... How do you expect? We don't have enough money. 1294 01:16:02.091 --> 01:16:03.860 We didn't get the rest of the money. 1295 01:16:10.634 --> 01:16:13.870 Holy shit! Where did you get this, Lukey? 1296 01:16:13.903 --> 01:16:18.942 Sherm was saving up for a new Les Paul or something stupid. 1297 01:16:18.975 --> 01:16:22.746 This is Sherm's? He's gonna fucking kill you. 1298 01:16:22.779 --> 01:16:24.413 Oh, well, you know. 1299 01:16:24.447 --> 01:16:26.983 -Oh, my God. -Live and let die. 1300 01:16:31.420 --> 01:16:32.789 Okay! 1301 01:16:36.760 --> 01:16:38.527 I look like shit. Do I look like shit? 1302 01:16:38.561 --> 01:16:40.096 -No, you look great. 1303 01:16:40.129 --> 01:16:40.997 Uh-huh. 1304 01:16:42.331 --> 01:16:43.366 Thank you. 1305 01:16:44.701 --> 01:16:46.102 You're welcome. 1306 01:16:46.135 --> 01:16:48.104 -Go. -Okay, I am. 1307 01:17:01.484 --> 01:17:02.719 Next. 1308 01:17:04.788 --> 01:17:06.055 -Hello. 1309 01:17:06.089 --> 01:17:08.057 Yes, I'm here to bail out my old man. 1310 01:17:08.091 --> 01:17:10.393 Are you a licensed bail bondsman? 1311 01:17:10.426 --> 01:17:11.627 Shit, no, I'm his daughter. 1312 01:17:11.661 --> 01:17:14.063 -Cash. 1313 01:17:14.097 --> 01:17:16.299 -Do you want me to give you the cash now? 1314 01:17:16.332 --> 01:17:18.234 Hold on to that. Last name? 1315 01:17:18.267 --> 01:17:20.970 Vandross. V-A-N-D-R-O-S-S. 1316 01:17:21.004 --> 01:17:22.371 Vandross, mm-hm. 1317 01:17:25.709 --> 01:17:27.243 Is that Raymond Vandross? 1318 01:17:28.745 --> 01:17:30.980 Well, it says here he was released three days ago. 1319 01:17:36.452 --> 01:17:37.954 Nope. That's not possible. 1320 01:17:37.987 --> 01:17:39.655 Well, it says it right here. 1321 01:17:42.391 --> 01:17:44.593 Did he leave a number? 1322 01:17:44.627 --> 01:17:46.763 Did he say where he was going or... 1323 01:17:46.796 --> 01:17:48.765 Could you tell me who-- Who bailed him out? 1324 01:17:48.798 --> 01:17:51.167 Well, I'm not allowed to release that kind of information. 1325 01:17:54.838 --> 01:17:56.706 Is there anything else I can help you with? 1326 01:17:59.575 --> 01:18:00.777 Next. 1327 01:18:06.549 --> 01:18:08.517 Hey, that was fast. How'd it go? 1328 01:18:08.551 --> 01:18:10.053 Fucking awesome. 1329 01:18:10.854 --> 01:18:12.221 -Yeah. 1330 01:18:15.424 --> 01:18:16.760 It's fucking awesome. 1331 01:18:16.793 --> 01:18:18.327 Well, is he coming? 1332 01:18:18.361 --> 01:18:20.596 Uh, he's gonna come later. He's gonna meet up with us... 1333 01:18:20.629 --> 01:18:21.998 in a bit. 1334 01:18:24.768 --> 01:18:27.003 All right, let's go. 1335 01:18:28.972 --> 01:18:29.906 Okay. 1336 01:18:34.510 --> 01:18:35.779 Are you sure everything's okay? 1337 01:18:35.812 --> 01:18:38.281 -Yes. Everything's great. 1338 01:18:41.751 --> 01:18:42.952 Let's go. 1339 01:18:43.452 --> 01:18:44.854 Why you being weird? 1340 01:18:45.955 --> 01:18:48.224 If anything happened, you can talk to me about it. 1341 01:18:48.257 --> 01:18:50.193 No. I said I'm fine. 1342 01:18:54.163 --> 01:18:55.431 All right. Okay. 1343 01:19:57.827 --> 01:19:59.062 You know what? 1344 01:20:00.396 --> 01:20:01.564 Fuck this shit. 1345 01:20:03.199 --> 01:20:04.300 Fuck Mexico. 1346 01:20:06.435 --> 01:20:07.937 Fuck my dad. 1347 01:20:08.838 --> 01:20:10.139 Let's go home. 1348 01:20:12.075 --> 01:20:14.210 I mean it. I don't wanna run. 1349 01:20:14.243 --> 01:20:17.646 I don't wanna spend the rest of our lives looking over our shoulder 1350 01:20:17.680 --> 01:20:20.316 every five minutes, and living in fear. I wanna go home. 1351 01:20:20.349 --> 01:20:24.988 We can make up some story to explain why we did what we did. 1352 01:20:25.554 --> 01:20:26.990 We can figure that out. 1353 01:20:27.023 --> 01:20:28.524 But, I want us to go home. 1354 01:20:31.627 --> 01:20:33.029 Okay, let's go home. 1355 01:20:58.354 --> 01:21:00.489 Do you think that's for us? Yeah, I think so. 1356 01:21:01.690 --> 01:21:03.459 Okay, can this thing go any faster? 1357 01:21:07.330 --> 01:21:09.732 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1358 01:21:09.765 --> 01:21:11.300 Should I pull over? 1359 01:21:11.334 --> 01:21:13.602 Do you understand if they catch us before we turn ourselves in, 1360 01:21:13.636 --> 01:21:15.571 we are fucked! 1361 01:21:19.408 --> 01:21:21.110 -I don't know. 1362 01:21:21.144 --> 01:21:24.280 I don't know what the fuck to do. Go faster. Just go faster. 1363 01:21:24.313 --> 01:21:26.382 I'm going as fast as this fucking thing can go! 1364 01:21:28.351 --> 01:21:29.418 Fuck! 1365 01:21:30.920 --> 01:21:32.888 Luke, turn here, turn here. 1366 01:21:38.928 --> 01:21:40.329 I think we lost him. 1367 01:21:40.964 --> 01:21:43.399 -Okay. 1368 01:21:47.836 --> 01:21:50.006 Erica, I need to tell you something. 1369 01:21:50.039 --> 01:21:51.807 Okay, well, now's not really the fucking time. 1370 01:21:51.840 --> 01:21:54.643 I know, I know. But I don't know when's the next chance I'm gonna get 1371 01:21:54.677 --> 01:21:55.979 -to tell you this. -No, Luke. 1372 01:21:56.012 --> 01:21:58.247 I think you're funny and you're cool. 1373 01:21:58.281 --> 01:22:00.283 -All right, Luke... -And delicate, 1374 01:22:00.316 --> 01:22:02.885 When I'm with you, I just don't wanna be anywhere else. 1375 01:22:02.918 --> 01:22:04.954 What 1376 01:22:04.988 --> 01:22:07.556 I'm not good at things like this, but... 1377 01:22:08.891 --> 01:22:10.126 I think I love you. 1378 01:22:13.596 --> 01:22:14.663 I love you. 1379 01:22:17.133 --> 01:22:20.036 -No! 1380 01:22:20.069 --> 01:22:21.570 I seriously fucking love you. 1381 01:22:26.442 --> 01:22:27.443 Fuck it! 1382 01:22:57.173 --> 01:22:58.674 Can I tell you something? 1383 01:22:59.542 --> 01:23:00.643 Sure. 1384 01:23:02.478 --> 01:23:06.249 Okay. I've never actually done that before. 1385 01:23:06.282 --> 01:23:08.551 Really? Yeah, really. 1386 01:23:09.785 --> 01:23:10.919 That was weird. 1387 01:23:10.953 --> 01:23:12.988 -No. -No, in... 1388 01:23:13.022 --> 01:23:15.124 -No. -In a good way. 1389 01:23:15.158 --> 01:23:19.395 Yeah, that was... Wow. 1390 01:23:19.428 --> 01:23:21.564 I can't believe we just had sex. 1391 01:23:51.827 --> 01:23:54.497 -Are you sure you don't want us to go in with you? No, I'm okay. 1392 01:23:56.132 --> 01:23:57.333 I love you. 1393 01:23:59.168 --> 01:24:01.237 -Thanks, Sherm. -Bye. 1394 01:24:23.926 --> 01:24:25.594 -Hi! -Hi! 1395 01:24:25.628 --> 01:24:27.130 Hey! 1396 01:24:27.163 --> 01:24:29.865 -I'm fine. 1397 01:24:29.898 --> 01:24:31.667 -It's not that bad. 1398 01:24:31.700 --> 01:24:33.702 -No. Yeah. 1399 01:24:33.736 --> 01:24:36.705 To tell you the truth, I just play video games and watch TV all day. 1400 01:24:37.806 --> 01:24:39.942 Sounds good to me. 1401 01:24:39.975 --> 01:24:42.778 And it's all from like, ten years ago, so it kinda sucks, but... 1402 01:24:42.811 --> 01:24:43.979 Mario Kart, though, right? 1403 01:24:44.012 --> 01:24:46.515 -Nope. Smash Bros? 1404 01:24:47.049 --> 01:24:48.984 -Mm-mm. -Damn. 1405 01:24:49.017 --> 01:24:50.519 So, how's the Sherm? 1406 01:24:50.553 --> 01:24:54.457 The Sherm? He's still-- pretty pissed, I'm not gonna lie. 1407 01:24:54.490 --> 01:24:57.460 He's also a little weirded out by the whole "Us having sex" thing, 1408 01:24:57.493 --> 01:24:59.928 but you know, he'll get over it. 1409 01:24:59.962 --> 01:25:01.497 -I think. 1410 01:25:04.467 --> 01:25:08.437 You know, my lawyer says that I have a really good case. 1411 01:25:08.471 --> 01:25:10.573 After all those girls came forward about Will. 1412 01:25:11.574 --> 01:25:13.309 -Crazy. -Yeah. 1413 01:25:14.610 --> 01:25:15.711 You're a hero. 1414 01:25:16.612 --> 01:25:17.613 Now you're my hero. 1415 01:25:19.748 --> 01:25:21.784 I never got to say thank you. 1416 01:25:21.817 --> 01:25:23.719 Thank you. 1417 01:25:23.752 --> 01:25:25.221 For saving my ass. 1418 01:25:26.655 --> 01:25:28.791 I basically owe my whole life to you. 1419 01:25:30.526 --> 01:25:32.027 I'm serious. 1420 01:25:32.060 --> 01:25:33.362 Don't mention it. 1421 01:25:35.898 --> 01:25:37.333 How are you? What's going on? 1422 01:25:37.366 --> 01:25:40.936 I'm good. I'm so-- I'm glad to see you... 1423 01:25:40.969 --> 01:25:42.538 and I... 1424 01:25:42.571 --> 01:25:45.741 Cut a deal with the DA in exchange for my home movie collection. 1425 01:25:46.008 --> 01:25:47.510 So... 1426 01:25:47.543 --> 01:25:49.512 I'm about to start my nine months house arrest. 1427 01:25:49.545 --> 01:25:51.747 I have a few years' probation. 1428 01:25:51.780 --> 01:25:54.917 And they're still, like, figuring out logistics, 1429 01:25:54.950 --> 01:25:56.652 but, um... 1430 01:25:58.020 --> 01:25:59.788 I got this sick new ankle bracelet. 1431 01:26:00.856 --> 01:26:02.825 I'm gonna bedazzle the fuck out of that shit! 1432 01:26:04.960 --> 01:26:06.862 -Mm-hm. 1433 01:26:06.895 --> 01:26:08.264 You look really hot. 1434 01:26:09.164 --> 01:26:10.499 I lost ten pounds. 1435 01:26:10.533 --> 01:26:13.101 Fucking shit! Ten pounds in a month? 1436 01:26:13.135 --> 01:26:14.803 Food here isn't terrific. 1437 01:26:14.837 --> 01:26:16.171 Two minutes. 1438 01:26:20.276 --> 01:26:21.944 Oh, my God, okay. 1439 01:26:21.977 --> 01:26:24.480 I have a surprise. You ready yet? 1440 01:26:24.513 --> 01:26:26.682 -All right. -Wait, let me find it. 1441 01:26:31.520 --> 01:26:32.688 It's you! 1442 01:26:34.390 --> 01:26:36.759 Wow. 1443 01:26:37.426 --> 01:26:39.094 Are you sure it's mine? 1444 01:26:39.127 --> 01:26:41.264 Of course, it's yours. 1445 01:26:41.297 --> 01:26:43.499 I'm a one-dick gal these days. 1446 01:27:00.015 --> 01:27:05.220 * This is the sound Of your heart The sound of your heart * 1447 01:27:05.254 --> 01:27:07.790 * It sounds lonely 1448 01:27:09.625 --> 01:27:14.797 * I think we're drifting apart We're drifting apart * 1449 01:27:14.830 --> 01:27:16.832 * Ever so slowly 1450 01:27:19.268 --> 01:27:22.571 * Fade away 1451 01:27:22.605 --> 01:27:25.774 * Fade away, my love 1452 01:27:28.777 --> 01:27:32.214 * Fade away 1453 01:27:32.247 --> 01:27:37.252 * Till you're out of sight 1454 01:27:37.286 --> 01:27:39.422 * Out of sight 1455 01:27:39.455 --> 01:27:43.526 * The sound of my heart The sound of my heart * 1456 01:27:43.559 --> 01:27:45.994 * The sounds of me 1457 01:27:48.397 --> 01:27:50.666 * It feels like I'm falling apart * 1458 01:27:50.699 --> 01:27:55.838 * I'm falling apart Ever so slowly * 1459 01:27:55.871 --> 01:28:00.609 * I've got to Fade away * 1460 01:28:01.310 --> 01:28:05.614 * Fade away, my love 1461 01:28:05.648 --> 01:28:10.653 * I've got to Fade away * 1462 01:28:10.686 --> 01:28:16.091 * Till I'm out of sight 1463 01:28:16.124 --> 01:28:17.993 * Out of sight 1464 01:28:24.099 --> 01:28:28.537 * This is the kind of love That never goes out of style * 1465 01:28:31.139 --> 01:28:35.578 * 'Cause baby I know That you'll always Be waiting * 1466 01:28:35.611 --> 01:28:39.648 * And I'll always Want to come back * 1467 01:29:24.026 --> 01:29:31.033 * This is the kind of love That never goes out of style * 1468 01:29:31.066 --> 01:29:35.571 * 'Cause baby I know That I'll always Be waiting * 1469 01:29:35.604 --> 01:29:41.109 * And you'll always Want to come back * 1470 01:29:42.110 --> 01:29:46.048 * Oh, let us fade away 1471 01:29:46.715 --> 01:29:50.619 * Fade away, my love 1472 01:29:50.653 --> 01:29:56.459 * We've got to Fade away * 1473 01:29:56.492 --> 01:30:01.597 * Till we're out of sight 1474 01:30:01.630 --> 01:30:03.866 * Out of sight