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WEBVTT 1 00:00:26.902 --> 00:00:29.112 <i>♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 2 00:00:32.074 --> 00:00:33.825 <i>♪ Turn my vocals up <i>A little more, please ♪ 3 00:00:33.909 --> 00:00:35.744 <i>♪ A$AP ♪ 4 00:00:35.827 --> 00:00:39.706 <i>-♪ Yeah ♪ <i>-♪ A$AP ♪ 5 00:00:39.790 --> 00:00:41.542 <i>♪ Yeah, a little bit more ♪ 6 00:00:42.709 --> 00:00:46.088 <i>-♪ Yeah, I'm on it, yeah! ♪ <i>-♪ Woof! Woof! ♪ 7 00:00:46.171 --> 00:00:48.131 <i>-♪ I'm on it, I'm on it ♪ <i>-♪ Woof! Woof! Ay! ♪ 8 00:00:48.215 --> 00:00:50.008 <i>-♪ I'm on a new level ♪ <i>-♪ Oh! ♪ 9 00:00:50.092 --> 00:00:51.969 <i>-♪ I'm on a new level ♪ <i>-♪ Yeah! ♪ 10 00:00:52.052 --> 00:00:53.804 <i>♪ I'm on a new level ♪ 11 00:00:53.887 --> 00:00:56.014 <i>-♪ I'm on a new level ♪ <i>-♪ Uh, uh, yeah! ♪ 12 00:00:56.098 --> 00:00:57.808 <i>♪ Bought me a new shovel ♪ 13 00:00:57.891 --> 00:00:59.851 <i>♪ Put these niggas in the dirt ♪ 14 00:00:59.935 --> 00:01:01.895 <i>♪ Chain with the new bezel ♪ 15 00:01:01.979 --> 00:01:03.939 <i>♪ All my niggas put in work ♪ 16 00:01:04.022 --> 00:01:05.857 <i>-♪ I'm on a new level ♪ <i>-♪ I'm on a new level ♪ 17 00:01:05.941 --> 00:01:07.776 <i>-♪ I'm on a new level ♪ <i>-♪ I'm on a new level ♪ 18 00:01:07.859 --> 00:01:08.986 <i>♪ I'm on a new level ♪ 19 00:01:09.069 --> 00:01:10.737 <i>♪ I'm on a new level ♪ 20 00:01:10.821 --> 00:01:12.864 <i>-♪ I'm on a new level ♪ <i>-♪ Bought me a new shovel ♪ 21 00:01:12.948 --> 00:01:15.242 <i>-♪ Yeah! ♪ <i>-♪ Put these niggas in the dirt ♪ 22 00:01:15.325 --> 00:01:17.411 <i>♪ Used to be sleeping on itchy beds ♪ 23 00:01:17.911 --> 00:01:19.871 <i>♪ Bedbugs in the motel ♪ 24 00:01:19.955 --> 00:01:21.915 <i>♪ Now your bitch give me head ♪ 25 00:01:21.999 --> 00:01:23.834 <i>♪ Twenty bitches in the hotel ♪ 26 00:01:23.917 --> 00:01:25.794 <i>♪ On a ramen noodle diet ♪ 27 00:01:25.877 --> 00:01:27.671 <i>♪ Tour life wasn't so well ♪ 28 00:01:27.754 --> 00:01:29.756 <i>♪ All my niggas starting riots ♪ 29 00:01:29.840 --> 00:01:31.883 <i>♪ Mosh-pitting on your toenails ♪ 30 00:01:31.967 --> 00:01:33.844 <i>-♪ I'm on a new level ♪ <i>-♪ I'm on a new level ♪ 31 00:01:33.927 --> 00:01:35.762 <i>-♪ I'm on a new level ♪ <i>-♪ I'm on a new level ♪ 32 00:01:35.846 --> 00:01:37.681 <i>-♪ I'm on a new level ♪ <i>-♪ I'm on a new level ♪ 33 00:01:37.764 --> 00:01:39.600 <i>-♪ I'm on a new level ♪ <i>-♪ I'm on a new level ♪ 34 00:01:39.683 --> 00:01:41.560 <i>-♪ Bought me a new shovel ♪ <i>-♪ Yeah ♪ 35 00:01:41.643 --> 00:01:43.520 <i>♪ All my niggas put in work ♪ 36 00:01:45.105 --> 00:01:46.523 Housekeeping! 37 00:01:48.275 --> 00:01:50.694 Arm yourselves, gentlemen. 38 00:01:58.994 --> 00:02:01.788 Okay, this is the last time I'm gonna say it, and then I'll drop it. 39 00:02:01.872 --> 00:02:04.082 But what about my jeans club idea? 40 00:02:04.166 --> 00:02:06.168 Right? Twenty dollars a month 41 00:02:06.627 --> 00:02:09.129 for access to over 10,000 pairs of jeans? 42 00:02:09.212 --> 00:02:10.255 Who wouldn't buy that? 43 00:02:10.339 --> 00:02:12.883 Well, almost everybody we asked about it. Right? 44 00:02:12.966 --> 00:02:14.426 What about my hot-tutor idea? 45 00:02:15.469 --> 00:02:18.096 Kids would study harder if their tutor was really hot, right? 46 00:02:18.180 --> 00:02:20.849 We just needed to build up our-- our stable of tutoresses. 47 00:02:20.932 --> 00:02:23.685 Yeah, well, maybe when you called them a "stable of tutoresses" 48 00:02:23.769 --> 00:02:26.396 on the Craigslisting... that was a bad idea. 49 00:02:26.480 --> 00:02:28.023 We could come up with other names. 50 00:02:28.106 --> 00:02:30.359 The whole point is that it's a weird concept 51 00:02:30.442 --> 00:02:33.695 to hire women to take off their clothes for children. 52 00:02:34.988 --> 00:02:37.824 Why am I coming up with the ideas, right? I'm not the idea guy. 53 00:02:37.908 --> 00:02:40.118 Darren, that's you. You're the idea guy. 54 00:02:40.202 --> 00:02:41.787 I'm the "why." You're the "what." 55 00:02:41.870 --> 00:02:43.205 Baby Dunc, you're the "how." 56 00:02:43.288 --> 00:02:45.999 So let's put it into high gear right now, baby. 57 00:02:46.083 --> 00:02:47.918 Why? Because our lives suck. 58 00:02:48.001 --> 00:02:51.046 I did my part. What are we gonna do about it, Darren? 59 00:02:51.129 --> 00:02:52.714 And how are we gonna do it, Baby Dunc? 60 00:02:52.798 --> 00:02:54.383 Let's go! Let's freakin'... 61 00:02:54.466 --> 00:02:57.969 ...put it into high gear. 62 00:02:58.053 --> 00:03:00.722 Yeah, let's kick it into high gear. Sell me some salvia. 63 00:03:00.806 --> 00:03:02.641 -I'm about to get high. -Darren. 64 00:03:02.724 --> 00:03:05.060 Darren, you're a drug addict. And I'm here to help. 65 00:03:05.143 --> 00:03:07.938 -I got you. There you go. -Thank you, baby. 66 00:03:08.021 --> 00:03:09.272 Enjoy that. 67 00:03:09.356 --> 00:03:10.982 -Ooh. -What the hell are you doing, man? 68 00:03:11.066 --> 00:03:12.901 I'm a hustler. "I'm a-- I'm a hustler." 69 00:03:12.984 --> 00:03:15.570 I'm basically the Rick Ross of our friendship tripod. 70 00:03:15.654 --> 00:03:16.822 What's the big deal? 71 00:03:16.905 --> 00:03:18.657 Weed does not do the trick anymore. 72 00:03:18.740 --> 00:03:20.575 -This stuff does. -Really great. 73 00:03:20.659 --> 00:03:22.661 I'm not gonna become the mom from <i>Moonlight. 74 00:03:22.744 --> 00:03:25.038 Yeah, no. I know what that movie's about. 75 00:03:25.122 --> 00:03:26.957 I steered clear of that one. 76 00:03:27.457 --> 00:03:29.876 I'm more of a <i>La La Land guy. 77 00:03:29.960 --> 00:03:30.961 La-la boy. 78 00:03:34.131 --> 00:03:36.007 Bye-bye. 79 00:03:37.008 --> 00:03:38.885 Latro. 80 00:03:41.138 --> 00:03:42.931 -Gonna start tweakin'. -Yeah. 81 00:03:43.014 --> 00:03:45.517 He's gonna start tweakin'! 82 00:03:45.600 --> 00:03:48.770 Oh, my God. Look at the size of this dude's load! 83 00:03:48.854 --> 00:03:50.105 -What? -Look at this thing! 84 00:03:50.188 --> 00:03:52.149 Don't touch it. 85 00:03:52.232 --> 00:03:53.859 That's a heavy hitter. 86 00:03:53.942 --> 00:03:55.068 Whoa. Yeah, no. 87 00:03:55.152 --> 00:03:56.945 It's like Nickelodeon Gak. 88 00:03:59.072 --> 00:04:01.366 -The consistency's thick, like flubber. -Mm. 89 00:04:01.450 --> 00:04:03.702 Rub some on our shoes, see if we can play basketball. 90 00:04:03.785 --> 00:04:06.872 I mean, his nut sack must be gigantoid. 91 00:04:06.955 --> 00:04:08.749 - Yeah. - Right? Just big old sack 92 00:04:08.832 --> 00:04:10.709 -to produce that. -I don't really wanna imagine 93 00:04:10.792 --> 00:04:12.085 any nut sacks, 94 00:04:12.169 --> 00:04:15.172 but I will say the only thing that would make me blow a load that big 95 00:04:15.255 --> 00:04:18.341 is a really hot babe, right? I am right? 96 00:04:18.425 --> 00:04:21.386 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 97 00:04:21.470 --> 00:04:23.388 I mean, look. They're everywhere, man. 98 00:04:23.472 --> 00:04:25.182 There's one. There's one. 99 00:04:25.265 --> 00:04:26.975 This guy's busting loads all over this room. 100 00:04:27.058 --> 00:04:28.310 That's what we should be doing. 101 00:04:28.393 --> 00:04:30.270 We should be busting loads into condoms 102 00:04:30.353 --> 00:04:32.355 or maybe even not into condoms if she's tested. 103 00:04:34.149 --> 00:04:37.235 He's chuggin' champagne like a freakin' boss! 104 00:04:37.319 --> 00:04:40.322 I'm over here-- I'm holding on to the poop side of this scrubber. 105 00:04:40.405 --> 00:04:42.199 Sure, yes. I've heard all of this before. 106 00:04:42.282 --> 00:04:46.369 We should be wearing diamonds, collecting albino pythons, dating on Raya. 107 00:04:46.453 --> 00:04:47.788 Raya? 108 00:04:47.871 --> 00:04:49.206 We're not, okay? We're here. 109 00:04:49.289 --> 00:04:51.249 This is our life. 110 00:04:52.459 --> 00:04:54.920 That's still fizzy. It's pretty good. You might want some. 111 00:04:55.003 --> 00:04:56.838 - What was that? - Oh, he's tweaking. 112 00:04:56.922 --> 00:04:59.841 Here, here. Grab a condom. Put it on his face. I'll take a picture. 113 00:04:59.925 --> 00:05:02.719 Oh, you are a dog. 114 00:05:02.803 --> 00:05:06.389 - That's what he gets. - Oh, my God. 115 00:05:06.473 --> 00:05:08.350 Ooh, we got the snakeskin. 116 00:05:08.433 --> 00:05:10.560 - Don't do drugs. - No! 117 00:05:10.644 --> 00:05:12.229 -Okay. -No! 118 00:05:12.312 --> 00:05:14.356 -Put it on his face. -Take the photo. 119 00:05:14.439 --> 00:05:16.233 -Take the picture. Take a photo. -No. 120 00:05:16.316 --> 00:05:18.193 I will as soon as you put it on his face. 121 00:05:18.276 --> 00:05:20.904 -I'm not going to. Just take the photo. -Just put it on his face. 122 00:05:20.987 --> 00:05:23.907 -He'll get an STD. -All the ejac is inside of the condom. 123 00:05:23.990 --> 00:05:25.492 Take the photo. 124 00:05:25.575 --> 00:05:26.701 Grab it! 125 00:05:26.785 --> 00:05:28.036 The outside, the woman-- 126 00:05:28.119 --> 00:05:29.913 she could have one, obviously. 127 00:05:29.996 --> 00:05:31.790 -Well, she-- -Hey! 128 00:05:34.543 --> 00:05:35.460 What's wrong with him? 129 00:05:35.544 --> 00:05:36.503 -Yep. Darren! -No! 130 00:05:36.586 --> 00:05:38.129 -All right, just stop. -Darren. 131 00:05:38.213 --> 00:05:39.881 Okay. Joel, I got this. Come on. 132 00:05:39.965 --> 00:05:41.925 You want some salvia? Huh? 133 00:05:42.008 --> 00:05:43.802 Get the fuck out of my room. 134 00:05:43.885 --> 00:05:45.178 Get out, maids. 135 00:05:45.262 --> 00:05:47.097 We're not maids. We're housekeepers. 136 00:05:47.180 --> 00:05:50.767 -Not even that hot. -Yeah, dude, you're not even that hot. 137 00:05:50.850 --> 00:05:52.477 I was talking about the chick, Baby Dunc. 138 00:05:52.561 --> 00:05:54.229 Yeah, so was I. 139 00:05:54.312 --> 00:05:56.648 It's 2018. You can call chicks dudes now. 140 00:05:56.731 --> 00:05:58.024 -Okay. -You can. 141 00:05:58.108 --> 00:05:59.985 What the heck are you guys doing? 142 00:06:00.068 --> 00:06:03.113 Hey, dude. See? 143 00:06:05.574 --> 00:06:07.701 Is he high again? 144 00:06:08.702 --> 00:06:09.953 No. 145 00:06:10.036 --> 00:06:12.872 I don't think he's being truthful. I have to call Mitch. 146 00:06:12.956 --> 00:06:14.082 Wish you wouldn't. 147 00:06:14.457 --> 00:06:16.126 - Don't do that! - Hi, Mitch. 148 00:06:16.209 --> 00:06:18.128 -It's Cassie. -Don't do that to your boy. 149 00:06:19.462 --> 00:06:20.797 -Jesus Christ. -What? 150 00:06:20.880 --> 00:06:22.299 Pick him up. Put him on the cart. 151 00:06:22.382 --> 00:06:25.176 Come on, Darren. Come on, come on. 152 00:06:25.260 --> 00:06:26.678 Jesus. 153 00:06:26.761 --> 00:06:29.347 <i>♪ Dollar-dollar bill, y'all <i>Cash rules everything around me ♪ 154 00:06:29.431 --> 00:06:30.724 <i>♪ C.R.E.A.M., get the money ♪ 155 00:06:30.807 --> 00:06:32.684 <i>♪ Dollar-dollar bill, y'all ♪ 156 00:06:35.020 --> 00:06:37.856 So they were yelling at hotel guests and smoking dope. 157 00:06:37.939 --> 00:06:39.107 -Is that right? -Yes. 158 00:06:39.190 --> 00:06:41.151 Yelling at guests, screaming obscenities. 159 00:06:41.234 --> 00:06:44.237 Well, Tums... boys will be boys. 160 00:06:44.863 --> 00:06:47.365 You still want that associate manager promotion, don't you? 161 00:06:47.449 --> 00:06:50.327 Well, honey, tonight is your chance to prove it. 162 00:06:50.410 --> 00:06:51.911 All right? 163 00:06:51.995 --> 00:06:54.122 Hope you got your balls on, now. 164 00:06:55.332 --> 00:06:57.459 No, I have-- 165 00:06:57.542 --> 00:07:01.004 uh, yes, I have giant, uh, lady-- lady parts 166 00:07:01.087 --> 00:07:02.714 that hang like balls. 167 00:07:02.839 --> 00:07:05.383 They're also called ovaries. Those are inside. 168 00:07:05.467 --> 00:07:08.887 Good, 'cause we have got a shit storm of a party heading our way tonight. 169 00:07:08.970 --> 00:07:10.472 Boys, I'm gonna need you working too. 170 00:07:10.555 --> 00:07:12.223 Toni-- what? Are you serious? 171 00:07:12.307 --> 00:07:15.226 Corky! This is Mr. Ahmad. 172 00:07:15.310 --> 00:07:18.939 He is the personal attaché of the Bey of Tunisia. 173 00:07:19.022 --> 00:07:21.483 Oh, like the butler from <i>Fresh Prince? 174 00:07:21.566 --> 00:07:22.442 Very neat. 175 00:07:22.525 --> 00:07:25.403 - I'm far from a butler. - Wonder what happened to that guy. 176 00:07:25.487 --> 00:07:27.447 Oh, that dude's paid. He's doing fine. 177 00:07:27.530 --> 00:07:29.157 Bey Awadi. The rich dude from Instagram? 178 00:07:29.240 --> 00:07:30.533 This is who we speak of. 179 00:07:30.617 --> 00:07:32.035 Aw, I love that dude. 180 00:07:32.118 --> 00:07:34.120 He takes all the pictures with the hot models 181 00:07:34.204 --> 00:07:35.664 and the guns and the hovercrafts, 182 00:07:35.747 --> 00:07:37.832 and the hot models shooting guns on hovercrafts. 183 00:07:37.916 --> 00:07:40.335 Yeah, didn't he poop off the Eiffel Tower? 184 00:07:40.418 --> 00:07:41.503 - Mm-mm, no. - Yeah. 185 00:07:41.586 --> 00:07:44.965 He paid a man $10,000 to poop off the Eiffel Tower. 186 00:07:45.048 --> 00:07:46.841 That's what's up. 187 00:07:46.925 --> 00:07:48.885 He pays dudes tons of money all the time 188 00:07:48.969 --> 00:07:50.887 -to do, like, stupid shit. -Wow. 189 00:07:51.429 --> 00:07:52.263 -Dudes. -What? 190 00:07:52.347 --> 00:07:53.807 We should pitch him the... 191 00:07:55.100 --> 00:07:58.019 We should... pitch in tonight. 192 00:07:58.103 --> 00:08:00.230 At the party. And be a team player. 193 00:08:00.313 --> 00:08:04.067 Also, I should mention, uh, no cameras. That includes cell phones. 194 00:08:04.150 --> 00:08:08.071 -Privacy... a great concern of the Bey. -All right, copy that. Give them up, boys. 195 00:08:08.154 --> 00:08:09.489 - What, now? - Yeah. 196 00:08:09.864 --> 00:08:13.702 Hashtag "right now." What is it with you kids and the phones? Come on. 197 00:08:13.785 --> 00:08:15.829 You'll get 'em back at the end of the night. 198 00:08:17.330 --> 00:08:19.082 Okay. Now... 199 00:08:19.666 --> 00:08:22.293 you guys have some place to be? I bet you do, huh? 200 00:08:23.670 --> 00:08:24.838 So fucking get there! 201 00:08:26.840 --> 00:08:28.174 Oh, hey! 202 00:08:28.258 --> 00:08:30.468 Sack up now, Tums. Big night, right? 203 00:08:30.552 --> 00:08:31.594 Yes! 204 00:08:32.137 --> 00:08:34.556 I can't get in there. 205 00:08:34.639 --> 00:08:37.434 I call her Tums 'cause she relieves my heartburn. 206 00:08:37.517 --> 00:08:39.394 Always been a nickname guy, 207 00:08:39.477 --> 00:08:42.814 even when I was back QB-ing at USC. 208 00:08:42.939 --> 00:08:44.774 Our security team should be arriving soon. 209 00:08:44.858 --> 00:08:45.817 Great. 210 00:08:45.900 --> 00:08:47.736 Hey, wanna go for one? 211 00:08:47.819 --> 00:08:48.820 -No. -Blue. 212 00:08:48.903 --> 00:08:51.239 -Forty-two! Hut, hut, hut, huh? -What are we doing? 213 00:08:51.322 --> 00:08:52.532 -Wanna go? -I don't know what-- 214 00:08:52.615 --> 00:08:54.034 All right. Fuck it. 215 00:08:54.117 --> 00:08:56.036 Oh! 216 00:08:56.119 --> 00:08:57.704 Right in the numbers! 217 00:08:57.787 --> 00:08:58.705 I still got it. 218 00:08:58.788 --> 00:09:00.540 I'll race you down there. Come on! 219 00:09:08.214 --> 00:09:09.966 <i>Don't be stingy, papi. 220 00:09:12.802 --> 00:09:16.097 - Kisses. <i>- You like that? 221 00:09:16.890 --> 00:09:18.141 <i>It's for you. 222 00:09:20.518 --> 00:09:23.521 -Uh, I have to go. <i>-Okay, bye. Bye, sexy. 223 00:09:29.277 --> 00:09:31.905 Hey. I'm Ray. 224 00:09:32.864 --> 00:09:36.034 Mitch usually has me run security for these special events. 225 00:09:36.576 --> 00:09:39.204 Uh, but you look like you know what you're doing. 226 00:09:39.871 --> 00:09:42.749 I'm just here for the payday, right? 227 00:09:42.832 --> 00:09:43.917 That makes two of us. 228 00:09:44.584 --> 00:09:45.585 Aah! 229 00:09:59.766 --> 00:10:02.060 Donald, get linked up with our offshore bank accounts 230 00:10:02.143 --> 00:10:03.311 as soon as possible. 231 00:10:03.394 --> 00:10:04.729 Well, you didn't bring me along 232 00:10:04.813 --> 00:10:07.524 'cause I look like the black nerd from <i>Die Hard... 233 00:10:07.607 --> 00:10:08.608 'cause I don't. 234 00:10:08.691 --> 00:10:11.069 Roger, I'm sick of it. 235 00:10:11.694 --> 00:10:13.738 We need to secure the building and arm the exits 236 00:10:13.822 --> 00:10:17.242 with our explosive triggers before we can take control of the rooftop. 237 00:10:17.951 --> 00:10:21.454 So until then, consider yourselves "hotel security." 238 00:10:22.163 --> 00:10:25.291 And once the Bey gives us his account access codes 239 00:10:25.375 --> 00:10:27.293 and Donald transfers the money... 240 00:10:27.919 --> 00:10:29.254 we pull out. 241 00:10:30.130 --> 00:10:32.757 Gentlemen... let's move. 242 00:10:32.841 --> 00:10:36.136 Oh, and... someone get rid of the body. 243 00:10:39.848 --> 00:10:41.933 You should grab his ankles. You're good at that. 244 00:10:42.016 --> 00:10:45.603 - Fuck off, fag. - Ooh. 245 00:10:52.694 --> 00:10:56.281 You'd seriously wanna pitch the Bey of Tunisia 246 00:10:56.364 --> 00:10:57.615 one of our million-dollar ideas? 247 00:10:57.699 --> 00:10:59.659 -Yeah. -If we're pitching an idea-- 248 00:10:59.742 --> 00:11:02.120 - We're pitching! - What are we pitching? 249 00:11:02.203 --> 00:11:05.373 We could go with my jeans club idea. 250 00:11:05.456 --> 00:11:06.332 Hot tutors. 251 00:11:06.416 --> 00:11:09.419 Medieval Times: breakfast, lunch, and tournament? 252 00:11:09.502 --> 00:11:12.755 I don't ever wanna hear about Medieval Times BLT ever again. 253 00:11:12.839 --> 00:11:14.382 Okay, they only do dinner. 254 00:11:14.465 --> 00:11:16.968 We would do breakfast and lunch. That's two more meals! 255 00:11:17.051 --> 00:11:20.054 We would totally knock 'em out of the medieval dining space. 256 00:11:20.138 --> 00:11:21.264 Oh, that's a huge market. 257 00:11:21.347 --> 00:11:24.434 Okay, you guys have good ideas? I wanna hear 'em. I'm excited to hear 'em. 258 00:11:24.517 --> 00:11:26.477 I feel like I'm the only one 259 00:11:26.561 --> 00:11:28.229 crushing ideas out the gate. 260 00:11:29.522 --> 00:11:31.399 Skintendo Joysuit? 261 00:11:31.482 --> 00:11:33.985 Uh, what? No. Baby Dunc... 262 00:11:34.068 --> 00:11:36.279 Yeah, we're going Skintendo. I like it. 263 00:11:36.362 --> 00:11:39.032 All right, you know what? I hate to be this guy, 264 00:11:39.157 --> 00:11:41.534 but that dude's not gonna invest in Skintendo. 265 00:11:41.618 --> 00:11:43.202 Not in a million Willenniums. 266 00:11:43.703 --> 00:11:46.539 So, it's like that? 267 00:11:47.457 --> 00:11:50.501 We finally have a shot 268 00:11:50.585 --> 00:11:53.922 to fulfill our childhood dreams 269 00:11:54.005 --> 00:11:57.216 and you guys wanna let it float on past? 270 00:11:58.051 --> 00:12:00.970 It's... like... dat? 271 00:12:04.140 --> 00:12:05.850 I don't know about you, 272 00:12:05.934 --> 00:12:07.936 but I don't wanna be picking up nut-stuffed condoms 273 00:12:08.019 --> 00:12:11.022 for the rest of my life without knowing what type of sex they had with it. 274 00:12:11.105 --> 00:12:13.024 Was it missionary? Was it doggy? 275 00:12:13.107 --> 00:12:15.610 Was it doggy butt? Was it side-style butt? I don't know. 276 00:12:15.693 --> 00:12:20.573 Yeah, Alexxx, we all wanna know how people are fucking each other, okay? 277 00:12:20.657 --> 00:12:22.075 -Obviously. -It's obvious. 278 00:12:22.158 --> 00:12:24.535 -Mostly all I think about. -Yeah, I mean, I can keep going. 279 00:12:24.619 --> 00:12:26.579 -Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl. -Plow-girl. 280 00:12:26.663 --> 00:12:28.498 -Where you take the legs and you-- -Yeah. 281 00:12:28.581 --> 00:12:30.541 I'm just saying, we don't have the Joysuit. 282 00:12:30.625 --> 00:12:33.044 Right? There's no screen to play <i>Lumber Jackson. 283 00:12:33.127 --> 00:12:34.170 -Right. -Okay. 284 00:12:34.254 --> 00:12:37.006 You ready? Okay, you're the QB. You're the running back. 285 00:12:37.090 --> 00:12:38.549 Giving you the ball. Run with it. 286 00:12:38.633 --> 00:12:41.386 You need to write down all the technical mumbo jumbo 287 00:12:41.469 --> 00:12:43.471 so the Bey understands what this thing is. 288 00:12:43.554 --> 00:12:44.973 -Right? -That's a lot of work. 289 00:12:45.056 --> 00:12:47.225 Darren, I'm gonna get you markers, a poster board. 290 00:12:47.308 --> 00:12:49.060 You're gonna draw Lumber Jackson 291 00:12:49.143 --> 00:12:52.063 so beautifully-- muscles just popping. 292 00:12:52.146 --> 00:12:54.649 Shredded, baby! 293 00:12:54.732 --> 00:12:57.902 And you're gonna draw the Skintendo. Right? The whole Joysuit. 294 00:12:57.986 --> 00:13:00.697 Make it look pretty, and then I'm gonna pitch that motherfucker. 295 00:13:00.780 --> 00:13:03.825 -Okay. -Dollar-dollar bills, y'all. 296 00:13:03.908 --> 00:13:06.327 Boom! Put it in. 297 00:13:06.411 --> 00:13:07.912 Dew'd Crew in full effect! 298 00:13:07.996 --> 00:13:12.291 Finally fulfilling our destiny of being childhood billionaires. 299 00:13:12.375 --> 00:13:13.501 Let's do it! Hands in. 300 00:13:13.584 --> 00:13:15.712 Everybody put your hands in. Hands in. 301 00:13:15.795 --> 00:13:17.880 Put your fist in. Put your fist in. 302 00:13:17.964 --> 00:13:19.716 Dew'd Crew! 303 00:13:19.799 --> 00:13:21.718 -I fucking love you guys. I'm so excited. -Okay. 304 00:13:21.801 --> 00:13:24.012 -Yes! I'll go get supplies. -All right. 305 00:13:24.095 --> 00:13:27.056 Yeah, just, uh, go get those markers, man. Sick. 306 00:13:27.140 --> 00:13:28.349 What the fuck was that? 307 00:13:28.433 --> 00:13:29.642 What? 308 00:13:29.726 --> 00:13:31.561 I mean, c-come on. He's gonna pitch something. 309 00:13:31.644 --> 00:13:32.937 It might as well be Skintendo. 310 00:13:33.021 --> 00:13:34.439 Listen, dum-dum. 311 00:13:34.522 --> 00:13:36.399 We can't pitch any of the upgrades. 312 00:13:36.482 --> 00:13:40.028 We can't pitch the wireless connectivity, the friend-controller mode. 313 00:13:40.695 --> 00:13:43.072 Because if we do, Alexxx is gonna know 314 00:13:43.156 --> 00:13:45.366 that we've been working on Skintendo without him. 315 00:13:45.450 --> 00:13:47.160 I'm just sick of working here, all right? 316 00:13:47.285 --> 00:13:48.995 We should've told him from the beginning. 317 00:13:49.078 --> 00:13:50.038 No, no. What? 318 00:13:50.121 --> 00:13:52.165 He would've turned it into some moneymaking idea, 319 00:13:52.248 --> 00:13:54.208 and that's not what it is to us. Right? 320 00:13:54.292 --> 00:13:56.294 - Right. - And we're not gonna tell him now, 321 00:13:56.377 --> 00:13:58.129 'cause he'll probably just... 322 00:13:58.212 --> 00:14:00.214 kill himself. Or someone. I don't know. 323 00:14:00.298 --> 00:14:03.760 I can just see him going into a rage and... biting people. Children. 324 00:14:04.552 --> 00:14:06.179 Bitten children. Blood on your hands. 325 00:14:06.262 --> 00:14:07.638 Fine. 326 00:14:07.722 --> 00:14:10.475 So we pitch Bey, he laughs us off, 327 00:14:10.558 --> 00:14:14.729 and we go back to working on the idea... together, secretly. 328 00:14:17.398 --> 00:14:18.524 The fuck is that? 329 00:14:19.067 --> 00:14:21.069 -It's a vape pen, Baby Dunc. -Okay. 330 00:14:21.152 --> 00:14:23.363 Well, you look like a tool smoking that thing. 331 00:14:23.446 --> 00:14:25.782 Well, I'm not "smoking" it. 332 00:14:25.865 --> 00:14:27.116 I'm vaping it. 333 00:14:32.705 --> 00:14:34.457 Ah, these your boys? 334 00:14:35.792 --> 00:14:37.710 I believe so. Mr. Drothers. 335 00:14:37.794 --> 00:14:41.464 -Mr. Ahmad. We, uh, spoke over the phone. -Please. Conrad. 336 00:14:41.547 --> 00:14:45.551 - This is Donald. This is Erma. - You brought your girlfriend, huh? 337 00:14:45.635 --> 00:14:47.053 I'm not his girlfriend. 338 00:14:48.221 --> 00:14:49.097 Noted. 339 00:14:50.306 --> 00:14:52.308 So did you guys, uh, meet up with Ray? 340 00:14:52.392 --> 00:14:54.227 Ray isn't going to make it. 341 00:14:54.310 --> 00:14:57.480 But I assure you, he briefed me. Thoroughly. 342 00:14:59.524 --> 00:15:01.818 Okay, Conrad. 343 00:15:02.735 --> 00:15:05.154 If Ray briefed you so thoroughly... 344 00:15:05.905 --> 00:15:08.866 ...he left out the most important detail of the evening. 345 00:15:16.249 --> 00:15:17.291 No hats. 346 00:15:18.960 --> 00:15:21.838 No hats. I guess the Bey likes to be the only guy wearing a hat. 347 00:15:21.921 --> 00:15:24.465 Which I get, you know, 'cause I'm a hat guy myself. 348 00:15:24.549 --> 00:15:27.593 But, uh... really, love the Kangol, but... 349 00:15:28.052 --> 00:15:29.595 Maybe call you Kangol-roo. 350 00:15:29.679 --> 00:15:30.680 Uh... 351 00:15:30.763 --> 00:15:33.057 Kangol-roo, huh? How about that? 352 00:15:33.141 --> 00:15:34.767 Come on. Let's go have a party, huh? 353 00:15:34.851 --> 00:15:35.977 Let's have some fun. 354 00:15:36.561 --> 00:15:38.980 I'm gonna dance with you tonight, my dear. 355 00:15:42.233 --> 00:15:45.361 <i>♪ Have a word for your brother ♪ 356 00:15:45.445 --> 00:15:48.656 <i>♪ Have some time for one another ♪ 357 00:15:48.739 --> 00:15:51.826 <i>♪ Really love one another ♪ 358 00:15:51.909 --> 00:15:54.620 <i>♪ It's so hard to find ♪ 359 00:15:55.329 --> 00:15:57.957 <i>♪ Have a word for your brother... ♪ 360 00:15:58.040 --> 00:15:59.292 Whoo! 361 00:15:59.375 --> 00:16:01.836 Catch me, dudes! 362 00:16:01.919 --> 00:16:04.338 <i>- ♪ Really love one another... ♪ 363 00:16:04.422 --> 00:16:07.550 Yeah, so I met Bey-- uh, he was doing a TED Talk 364 00:16:07.633 --> 00:16:10.136 in Vegas... on being 'bout it. 365 00:16:10.219 --> 00:16:12.889 We had a moment, and now we're good friends. 366 00:16:12.972 --> 00:16:16.976 Well, we're not good friends, actually. I w... I would say... acquaintances. 367 00:16:17.059 --> 00:16:19.270 You know what? I'm hoping to meet him tonight. 368 00:16:19.353 --> 00:16:21.272 Keep your eyes peeled. The Bey's somewhere here. 369 00:16:21.355 --> 00:16:23.733 Whoa! Oh! Action Bronson right over here. 370 00:16:23.816 --> 00:16:27.111 Excuse me, Mr. Bronson. Can I interest you in a pulled pork... 371 00:16:27.612 --> 00:16:28.988 barbecue quesadilla... 372 00:16:29.572 --> 00:16:31.115 with corn relish. 373 00:16:35.495 --> 00:16:37.538 Fuck, that's fuckin' delicious, man. 374 00:16:38.164 --> 00:16:39.457 I'm glad you enjoyed it. 375 00:16:40.333 --> 00:16:42.335 -He spit it out but said it was delicious. -Yes. 376 00:16:42.418 --> 00:16:45.421 Maybe he's watching his calorie intake. He is wearing athletic wear. 377 00:16:45.505 --> 00:16:47.006 Ho-ly shit. 378 00:16:47.840 --> 00:16:48.716 There he is... 379 00:16:49.467 --> 00:16:50.426 the Bey. 380 00:16:51.010 --> 00:16:54.096 Oh, my God, he is the man. 381 00:16:54.597 --> 00:16:57.433 Even his little dog has 100,000 followers. 382 00:16:57.517 --> 00:16:59.018 -Wow. -Yeah, I don't know, 383 00:16:59.101 --> 00:17:00.686 it looks like he's having fun. 384 00:17:00.770 --> 00:17:02.855 We should probably just let him do his thang. 385 00:17:02.939 --> 00:17:05.775 Maybe we, uh, hang in the cut? You know, have him come to us? 386 00:17:05.858 --> 00:17:07.527 "The cut"? There's no cut. 387 00:17:07.610 --> 00:17:09.362 Action's in the cut. 388 00:17:09.445 --> 00:17:11.322 We're not gonna be in the cut if-- whatever. 389 00:17:11.405 --> 00:17:12.698 Let's go. It's game time. 390 00:17:12.782 --> 00:17:15.326 Hey, yo, I had this pet hyena once, right? 391 00:17:15.409 --> 00:17:16.744 Then that motherfucker died. Ehh! 392 00:17:16.827 --> 00:17:18.621 More appeteezees for the Bey. 393 00:17:18.704 --> 00:17:21.666 Then I had that motherfucker stuffed, put a Fleshlight in back, 394 00:17:21.749 --> 00:17:23.709 and then I fucked the shit out that bitch. 395 00:17:23.793 --> 00:17:26.712 It's like necrophilia and bestiality in one. 396 00:17:26.796 --> 00:17:28.506 It's hilarious! 397 00:17:28.589 --> 00:17:30.883 That is hilarious. 398 00:17:30.967 --> 00:17:32.718 Pulled pork quesadilla... 399 00:17:32.802 --> 00:17:35.763 -with a corn relish, anyone? -Yo. 400 00:17:35.846 --> 00:17:38.266 That sounds bomb as fyuck right now. 401 00:17:38.349 --> 00:17:39.684 Throw one into my open mouth. 402 00:17:39.767 --> 00:17:40.768 - Really? - Yeah, bro. 403 00:17:40.851 --> 00:17:42.436 -Okay. -Ah... 404 00:17:43.854 --> 00:17:46.148 - Oh, I nailed it! - Make it rain! 405 00:17:46.232 --> 00:17:47.400 -Makin' it rain! -Come on! 406 00:17:48.943 --> 00:17:51.904 Oh, that shit was dope. I'm covered in grease, baby. 407 00:17:51.988 --> 00:17:53.864 -Yo, you're my dude. -Thank you so much. 408 00:17:53.948 --> 00:17:55.783 And this shit is on <i>punto. 409 00:17:55.866 --> 00:17:57.368 Hey, um... 410 00:17:57.451 --> 00:17:58.911 Bey-Bey, may I ask you a question? 411 00:17:58.995 --> 00:18:01.372 - What that, bro? - Do you like black people? 412 00:18:04.208 --> 00:18:05.960 Because <i>Lumber Jackson is the first 413 00:18:06.043 --> 00:18:09.005 full-body-controlled blaxploitation video game ever. 414 00:18:09.088 --> 00:18:11.966 Now, using our revolutionary Skintendo Joysuit technology... 415 00:18:12.049 --> 00:18:14.343 Excuse me. Step away immediately. 416 00:18:14.427 --> 00:18:16.304 Yo, Ahmad, chill the fuck out, bro. 417 00:18:16.387 --> 00:18:18.097 I'm trying to listen to the man. 418 00:18:18.180 --> 00:18:19.640 - Thank you. - I'm chilled out. 419 00:18:19.724 --> 00:18:21.934 I arranged this chilled-out party. 420 00:18:22.018 --> 00:18:23.477 I got Shaggy to perform. 421 00:18:23.561 --> 00:18:24.478 Uh, Shaggy? 422 00:18:24.562 --> 00:18:27.273 Man, busted-ass Shaggy ain't performing shit, a'ight? 423 00:18:27.356 --> 00:18:29.317 And put that dusty-ass BlackBerry away. 424 00:18:29.400 --> 00:18:31.777 This primitive-ass, prehistoric motherfucker. 425 00:18:31.861 --> 00:18:34.739 I'm sorry, guys, 2018, this dude ain't got a touch screen? 426 00:18:34.822 --> 00:18:35.906 You big fucking tree. 427 00:18:35.990 --> 00:18:37.658 Goddamn. 428 00:18:37.742 --> 00:18:39.160 What a bitch-ass. 429 00:18:39.243 --> 00:18:41.370 - He's just a butler. - Yeah, you suck. 430 00:18:41.454 --> 00:18:43.331 Yeah, you got low self-esteem. Fuck off, bro. 431 00:18:43.414 --> 00:18:45.625 Anyway, you were saying, my dude? 432 00:18:45.708 --> 00:18:47.918 That suit controls that video game character? 433 00:18:48.002 --> 00:18:49.253 -Yes, actually. -Oh, yeah. 434 00:18:49.337 --> 00:18:51.797 -And here... -Yeah, this is the schematics right here. 435 00:18:51.881 --> 00:18:53.424 You know, I built it, programmed it. 436 00:18:53.507 --> 00:18:55.092 Oh, my God. 437 00:18:55.176 --> 00:18:57.720 Bro, please approach us and just unzip your trousers 438 00:18:57.803 --> 00:18:59.847 and pull that dick out so we could just see 439 00:18:59.930 --> 00:19:02.850 what the penis head of a genius really looks like. 440 00:19:02.933 --> 00:19:04.602 -Know what I'm saying? -Pull your dick out. 441 00:19:04.685 --> 00:19:07.146 Well, to be honest, uh, it would be my penis head pulled out. 442 00:19:07.229 --> 00:19:09.649 I'm the genius that came up with the whole concept, the idea. 443 00:19:09.732 --> 00:19:10.983 I'm not gonna pull my dick out. 444 00:19:11.067 --> 00:19:12.693 Oh, okay. That's a cute little cartoon, 445 00:19:12.777 --> 00:19:14.195 but did you build the motherfucker? 446 00:19:14.278 --> 00:19:16.614 -Yeah, no, we have. -Yeah, yeah, yeah, we built it. 447 00:19:16.697 --> 00:19:18.532 And there's actually some new features too, 448 00:19:18.616 --> 00:19:19.950 like, uh, friend-control mode, 449 00:19:20.034 --> 00:19:23.371 where, uh, you can actually control the person wearing the Skintendo Joysuit. 450 00:19:23.454 --> 00:19:25.498 It's... it's revolutionary. 451 00:19:25.581 --> 00:19:28.292 Damn. Oh, yo, yo, I'm gonna need, like, three of those 452 00:19:28.376 --> 00:19:30.503 for, like, blap, blap, blap. You know what I'm saying? 453 00:19:30.586 --> 00:19:33.005 'Cause I love fucking white women. Makes me feel powerful, 454 00:19:33.089 --> 00:19:35.216 especially if I can control them, you know what I mean? 455 00:19:35.633 --> 00:19:39.804 Yes! I forgot about friend-control mode. But you know who didn't forget about it? 456 00:19:39.887 --> 00:19:43.099 Sony and Microsoft when we pitched them this idea. 457 00:19:43.182 --> 00:19:45.851 And they were super into it. But you know what I said to them? 458 00:19:45.935 --> 00:19:47.311 Fuck y'all! 459 00:19:47.395 --> 00:19:49.772 'Cause the Dew'd Crew wants to do business with the Bey. 460 00:19:49.855 --> 00:19:51.982 The Dew'd Crew? Wait, wait, wait. Time-out, time-out. 461 00:19:52.066 --> 00:19:53.651 'Cause y'all drink mad Mountain Dew? 462 00:19:53.734 --> 00:19:54.819 You got it! 463 00:19:54.902 --> 00:19:56.195 Yes, that's exactly right. 464 00:19:56.278 --> 00:19:57.321 -How did you... -Wow. 465 00:19:57.405 --> 00:20:01.409 Yo, motherfucker, me too! Holy shit, dude! 466 00:20:01.492 --> 00:20:04.578 - You ever fuck with Baja Blast? - Oh, you know I do. You know I do! 467 00:20:04.704 --> 00:20:05.705 - So good. - Ah, man-- 468 00:20:05.788 --> 00:20:07.623 -Code Red over here! -This is Code Red boy. 469 00:20:07.707 --> 00:20:08.874 Fuck, I love you guys! 470 00:20:09.458 --> 00:20:11.544 Let's talk numbers. How much money we talking about? 471 00:20:11.627 --> 00:20:13.671 Bey Awadi. Sorry, this-- this feels like 472 00:20:13.754 --> 00:20:16.549 just the sort of frivolous investment we spoke about not partaking in. 473 00:20:16.632 --> 00:20:21.053 My dude, just because you told me not to, why don't you "par-take" my checkbook out 474 00:20:21.137 --> 00:20:24.306 and then write these motherfuckers a check 475 00:20:24.390 --> 00:20:27.518 for 200-frivolous-fucking-thousand-dollars 476 00:20:27.601 --> 00:20:30.855 so they can chase their goddamn dreams? Am I right? Yezzir. 477 00:20:30.938 --> 00:20:32.773 Oh, and then please scrub out my hyena's pussy, 478 00:20:32.857 --> 00:20:34.650 'cause I'm trying to fuck that shit later. 479 00:20:34.734 --> 00:20:36.193 You should fuck it. 480 00:20:36.277 --> 00:20:37.653 Treat yo'self. Oh, my God! 481 00:20:37.737 --> 00:20:39.029 Cool. Get the fuck out of here. 482 00:20:39.113 --> 00:20:41.157 - Oh, my God. Yeah. Okay. - Go. Get out, get out. 483 00:20:41.240 --> 00:20:42.825 We'll talk more numbers later. 484 00:20:42.908 --> 00:20:44.160 -Thank you. -Bye, take care. 485 00:20:44.243 --> 00:20:47.121 All right, y'all. I'm spending paper tonight. 486 00:20:47.204 --> 00:20:48.497 It's just the beginning! 487 00:20:49.081 --> 00:20:50.249 Not happening. 488 00:20:51.000 --> 00:20:53.919 Apologies, Corky. Let's go, boys. Let's go. 489 00:20:54.003 --> 00:20:55.463 Let's go! 490 00:20:55.546 --> 00:20:58.883 Cassie! Cassie! Tums! 491 00:20:59.425 --> 00:21:00.801 Tums, meet me at the elevator. 492 00:21:00.885 --> 00:21:02.386 -Come on, boys. -But our check. 493 00:21:09.852 --> 00:21:11.771 - Fuck off. - Yeah, I was just... 494 00:21:13.481 --> 00:21:14.815 Yeah, we're going. 495 00:21:14.899 --> 00:21:18.319 - Get up. Get out of here. - Ow. Goddamn. 496 00:21:21.697 --> 00:21:25.951 These three idiots just tried to sell a goddamn video game to the Bey! 497 00:21:26.035 --> 00:21:27.536 I thought I told you to sack up! 498 00:21:27.620 --> 00:21:29.872 I'm sorry. I didn't-- 499 00:21:29.955 --> 00:21:32.541 You didn't-- you didn't want that promotion? 500 00:21:32.625 --> 00:21:34.335 Yeah, you made that pretty clear. 501 00:21:35.294 --> 00:21:37.213 Boys! You're fired. 502 00:21:37.296 --> 00:21:39.465 -Yeah. -No fucking way, Mitch. 503 00:21:39.548 --> 00:21:40.466 He was assaulted. 504 00:21:40.549 --> 00:21:42.426 Out! Out you go! 505 00:21:43.469 --> 00:21:45.221 - We're going. - Cassie... 506 00:21:46.639 --> 00:21:49.475 - ...get back to work. - Yes, sir. 507 00:21:53.896 --> 00:21:56.607 That's quite a stiff arm you got there, huh? 508 00:21:56.690 --> 00:22:00.402 You all right? Huh? That paw of yours need a little ice? 509 00:22:01.821 --> 00:22:04.657 -My hand is fine. -Ah. 510 00:22:04.740 --> 00:22:07.201 Well, how about a little ice for those nipples, huh? 511 00:22:11.247 --> 00:22:13.624 Oh-ho-ho-ho. 512 00:22:13.707 --> 00:22:15.084 Yeah, you like that, huh? 513 00:22:15.709 --> 00:22:16.752 Oh, that's hot. 514 00:22:17.670 --> 00:22:19.380 Oh, that is hot, lady. 515 00:22:19.463 --> 00:22:20.798 You wanna play? 516 00:22:20.881 --> 00:22:22.591 - I do. - Okay. 517 00:22:22.675 --> 00:22:25.469 - Oh, I knew it. Oh. - What about this? 518 00:22:25.553 --> 00:22:27.555 -Yeah. Ooh. -Mm. 519 00:22:27.638 --> 00:22:29.682 Speaking of stiff... 520 00:22:33.811 --> 00:22:36.063 Not my pecker! 521 00:22:38.107 --> 00:22:40.150 Whoopsie-daisy. 522 00:22:40.234 --> 00:22:42.528 All I'm saying is, 523 00:22:42.611 --> 00:22:44.863 you win some, you lose some. 524 00:22:44.947 --> 00:22:48.492 The key to our jiggy fuckin' lifestyle is tucked in that butler's pocket. 525 00:22:48.576 --> 00:22:51.078 My name is Alexxx with three Xs. 526 00:22:53.289 --> 00:22:55.874 I'm about to go explosive on these motherfuckers! 527 00:22:56.959 --> 00:22:58.586 Three X means "poison," by the way. 528 00:22:58.669 --> 00:23:01.797 - Uh, it's also a Vin Diesel movie. - Shut the fuck up. 529 00:23:01.880 --> 00:23:03.799 Yeah, well, it's also spicy barbecue sauce. 530 00:23:03.882 --> 00:23:06.510 But I think we all know I meant it in the explicit fashion! 531 00:23:09.888 --> 00:23:12.600 My darling, have you lost your fucking mind? 532 00:23:13.350 --> 00:23:16.228 Get him out of here. If they see him before we secure the build-- 533 00:23:24.445 --> 00:23:25.696 <i>Lock down all exits. 534 00:23:25.779 --> 00:23:28.824 <i>We have three waiters on the run <i>and they know. 535 00:23:28.907 --> 00:23:30.951 <i>Donald, it's time. 536 00:23:31.493 --> 00:23:32.536 Copy that. 537 00:23:34.496 --> 00:23:38.334 Hey, fellas. Bey Awadi's security here. We just have one question. 538 00:23:38.417 --> 00:23:39.501 What's your question? 539 00:23:39.585 --> 00:23:42.171 -Do you wanna die? -What? 540 00:23:44.423 --> 00:23:46.342 Whoa, hey, hey. 541 00:24:03.359 --> 00:24:04.818 What, y'all don't pack a lunch? 542 00:24:04.902 --> 00:24:07.029 Man, take these clowns up to the roof with the rest. 543 00:24:07.112 --> 00:24:08.572 - Okay. - Let's go. 544 00:24:08.656 --> 00:24:09.490 Easy, man. 545 00:24:09.573 --> 00:24:11.116 Locking down perimeter now. 546 00:24:11.200 --> 00:24:14.328 <i>Attention, all units. <i>Operation Trespass begins now. 547 00:24:14.453 --> 00:24:16.246 Sweep the hotel. 548 00:24:16.664 --> 00:24:19.375 Lock and arm all exits with breach sensors. 549 00:24:19.458 --> 00:24:21.001 We are taking over. 550 00:24:21.085 --> 00:24:23.212 -Move! Get down, stay down. -Hey, everybody be calm! 551 00:24:23.295 --> 00:24:25.589 Just do what they say. Everything's gonna be okay. 552 00:24:25.673 --> 00:24:27.299 Right? Right? 553 00:24:27.383 --> 00:24:30.094 Oh! 554 00:24:30.177 --> 00:24:33.347 Oh! Oh, shit! Oh, fuck! 555 00:24:33.430 --> 00:24:35.391 Shit. Fuck. 556 00:24:36.350 --> 00:24:39.019 Yo, what the fuck, man? You're supposed to be guarding the party. 557 00:24:39.561 --> 00:24:40.646 Party's over. 558 00:24:50.739 --> 00:24:52.658 Darren, stop vaping, all right? 559 00:24:52.741 --> 00:24:55.327 -I can't breathe! -Just shut up! Okay? 560 00:24:55.411 --> 00:24:57.287 As these doors open, they're gonna be waiting, 561 00:24:57.371 --> 00:24:59.248 ready to cut cocks. 562 00:25:00.290 --> 00:25:01.542 We'll hide. Hide in the shaft. 563 00:25:01.625 --> 00:25:03.544 -Here, just help me up. Help me up. -What? 564 00:25:03.627 --> 00:25:06.588 -Ow. Just-- what are you doing? -Oh-- oh! 565 00:25:06.672 --> 00:25:08.132 -I found the latch. -Oh, seriously? 566 00:25:08.215 --> 00:25:09.758 -I think I found it. -Well, go-- get in. 567 00:25:13.846 --> 00:25:15.055 Shit. 568 00:25:15.931 --> 00:25:17.474 They climbed into the elevator shaft. 569 00:25:17.558 --> 00:25:20.310 They could be anywhere. Keep your eyes open. 570 00:25:28.610 --> 00:25:30.362 Gotta just get the thing-- 571 00:25:30.446 --> 00:25:33.574 -You said you found a latch. -No, I said I <i>think I found a latch. 572 00:25:33.657 --> 00:25:35.200 Shut up, Baby Dunc. 573 00:25:35.284 --> 00:25:36.118 Whoa. 574 00:25:36.702 --> 00:25:37.703 No one's there. 575 00:25:38.746 --> 00:25:39.872 Follow me. 576 00:25:41.039 --> 00:25:42.833 Wait, I think we should turn ourselves in. 577 00:25:42.916 --> 00:25:43.917 What? No. Go! 578 00:25:44.001 --> 00:25:45.753 Not turning ourselves in. That's pussy shit. 579 00:25:45.836 --> 00:25:47.171 They might appreciate the gesture. 580 00:25:47.254 --> 00:25:50.132 Yeah, and they might cut our dicks off. We gotta get out and go for help. 581 00:25:50.215 --> 00:25:52.509 We're not gonna go for help. Slide down this rail. 582 00:25:52.593 --> 00:25:53.927 -It'll be badass. -What? 583 00:25:54.011 --> 00:25:55.304 Yeah. 584 00:25:57.431 --> 00:25:58.932 Oh! Oh, shit. 585 00:25:59.016 --> 00:26:02.102 - I need help. - That was not badass. Come on! 586 00:26:07.858 --> 00:26:09.693 All exits confirmed as locked. 587 00:26:09.777 --> 00:26:11.528 No sign of the waiters. 588 00:26:15.324 --> 00:26:17.326 They locked the doors and we don't have our phones! 589 00:26:17.409 --> 00:26:19.369 -We're screwed! -No shit, Baby Dunc. 590 00:26:20.496 --> 00:26:21.455 We gotta get a landline. 591 00:26:28.337 --> 00:26:29.505 Clear. 592 00:26:32.549 --> 00:26:35.052 -I got two. -Quick, take 'em up with the rest. 593 00:26:35.469 --> 00:26:36.804 <i>- Ándale, bitch. 594 00:26:42.434 --> 00:26:43.685 Let's move. 595 00:26:47.940 --> 00:26:50.067 <i>Tie them together. 596 00:26:50.150 --> 00:26:52.820 One collar per group. 597 00:26:52.903 --> 00:26:55.739 Now, listen up... if you want to live. 598 00:26:55.823 --> 00:26:57.908 These collars are linked to sensors 599 00:26:57.991 --> 00:27:02.579 that we have placed at every entrance of this building. 600 00:27:02.663 --> 00:27:06.917 Anyone who attempts to enter or exit, 601 00:27:07.501 --> 00:27:08.919 they detonate. 602 00:27:09.002 --> 00:27:11.088 It's fucked up, right? 603 00:27:11.171 --> 00:27:13.382 - You missed me. - Collect their cell phones 604 00:27:13.465 --> 00:27:15.300 if they still have them. 605 00:27:15.384 --> 00:27:18.053 And if they try anything funny, well... 606 00:27:19.972 --> 00:27:23.058 ...refrain from killing anyone unless I tell you. 607 00:27:23.141 --> 00:27:24.351 We're not here to murder. 608 00:27:24.434 --> 00:27:26.395 We're here to collect a toll from Bey Awadi 609 00:27:26.478 --> 00:27:28.981 for trespassing on American soil. 610 00:27:29.064 --> 00:27:31.275 You ain't touching my stacks, bro. 611 00:27:31.358 --> 00:27:32.776 Really? 612 00:27:32.860 --> 00:27:34.820 "In case of threat of violence or act of terror, 613 00:27:34.903 --> 00:27:37.239 please do not challenge or defy assailants. 614 00:27:37.322 --> 00:27:39.074 Comply with their demands at all times." 615 00:27:39.158 --> 00:27:41.160 Did you read that in the manual or something? 616 00:27:41.243 --> 00:27:42.578 No. 617 00:27:42.661 --> 00:27:44.288 Well, yes, but... who cares? 618 00:27:44.371 --> 00:27:46.623 It gives me everything I need to keep the hotel in order, 619 00:27:46.707 --> 00:27:49.001 -no matter what. -This lady just shit her pants. 620 00:27:49.084 --> 00:27:50.669 Is that in the manual too? 621 00:27:50.752 --> 00:27:54.089 I... I did... I did not shit my pants. 622 00:27:54.172 --> 00:27:56.300 I just want to make that clear. 623 00:27:56.383 --> 00:27:57.968 Are you calling me a liar? 624 00:27:58.051 --> 00:28:00.804 No, I'm saying you're very smart and you're picking up on something. 625 00:28:00.888 --> 00:28:03.765 Maybe someone... someone did shit their pants. 626 00:28:03.849 --> 00:28:05.434 And I'm not gonna say who. 627 00:28:06.727 --> 00:28:08.854 -But someone. -Get her out of here. 628 00:28:08.937 --> 00:28:12.107 - Yeah, get her out of here. Damn it. - Get you out of here. 629 00:28:12.190 --> 00:28:14.610 Oh, it's dripping. 630 00:28:14.693 --> 00:28:15.903 And now it hit my anklet. 631 00:28:15.986 --> 00:28:17.863 And my toe ring. 632 00:28:19.990 --> 00:28:21.325 We are locked down, boss. 633 00:28:21.408 --> 00:28:24.536 And I'm very close to accessing the offshore accounts. 634 00:28:24.620 --> 00:28:25.704 <i>I know, I know. 635 00:28:25.787 --> 00:28:28.040 "Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades." 636 00:28:28.832 --> 00:28:30.083 I wasn't gonna say that. 637 00:28:30.459 --> 00:28:31.710 The phones are dead. 638 00:28:31.793 --> 00:28:34.129 No Internet either. No Wi-Fi, no DSL. 639 00:28:34.212 --> 00:28:37.382 Jesus, this guy has so many tabs open. It's stressing me the fuck out. 640 00:28:37.466 --> 00:28:39.551 Guys, they cut the lines. 641 00:28:39.635 --> 00:28:40.928 It's what they do. 642 00:28:42.346 --> 00:28:44.223 It's... what I'd do. 643 00:28:45.224 --> 00:28:47.142 Hey, stop talking cool. Okay? 644 00:28:50.687 --> 00:28:51.521 Clear. 645 00:28:56.777 --> 00:28:58.862 Oh, my God. There's two guys out there with guns. 646 00:28:58.946 --> 00:29:00.906 -They're coming this way. -That's it. I'm done. 647 00:29:00.989 --> 00:29:03.283 Wait, what are you... What's with the pockets? 648 00:29:03.367 --> 00:29:05.494 - I'm showing them I'm unarmed. - Shut up. 649 00:29:05.577 --> 00:29:07.537 We can think of something. We can take 'em. 650 00:29:07.621 --> 00:29:09.039 Darren, just think of something. 651 00:29:09.122 --> 00:29:11.041 I can't. I got nothing, man. 652 00:29:11.959 --> 00:29:14.086 - I... - Fine. 653 00:29:15.379 --> 00:29:17.297 - What are you... - I got an idea. 654 00:29:18.507 --> 00:29:20.467 I haven't done this in a long time. 655 00:29:31.979 --> 00:29:35.232 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 656 00:29:43.115 --> 00:29:44.241 Whoa! 657 00:29:44.324 --> 00:29:45.867 What the fuck? 658 00:29:47.786 --> 00:29:49.121 Look at this freaky fuck. 659 00:29:49.204 --> 00:29:51.665 Hey, Rich, come in here. You gotta see this. 660 00:29:54.835 --> 00:29:55.752 Jesus. 661 00:29:55.836 --> 00:29:57.879 Rest in peace, you horny bastard. 662 00:30:00.382 --> 00:30:01.925 What's your problem? 663 00:30:02.009 --> 00:30:03.969 I just don't like the way this job is going. 664 00:30:04.052 --> 00:30:06.805 -Everything's falling apart. -Ah. Hey, hey, hey. 665 00:30:07.556 --> 00:30:10.142 By this time tomorrow, we'll be sitting poolside 666 00:30:10.225 --> 00:30:12.019 sipping Coronas in Cabo, right? 667 00:30:14.062 --> 00:30:16.148 I just don't wanna see you getting hurt. 668 00:30:16.690 --> 00:30:18.108 You're sweet. 669 00:30:18.650 --> 00:30:20.152 I love you. 670 00:30:23.363 --> 00:30:24.906 I love you too. 671 00:30:32.080 --> 00:30:33.040 -Yeah. -Real quick. 672 00:30:33.123 --> 00:30:34.416 Okay, yeah. 673 00:30:52.184 --> 00:30:53.894 Ew, right? 674 00:30:57.314 --> 00:30:59.232 - Stop! - Sorry. Hey. 675 00:30:59.858 --> 00:31:01.360 Hmm? 676 00:31:01.443 --> 00:31:05.113 You go around, grab the corner of the sheet... 677 00:31:17.667 --> 00:31:18.627 Psst! 678 00:31:29.054 --> 00:31:30.764 Hit 'em with the lamp! 679 00:31:30.847 --> 00:31:32.057 Wha... 680 00:31:39.189 --> 00:31:40.649 Oh, I am so sorry. I am so sorry. 681 00:31:41.983 --> 00:31:43.860 Are you all right? 682 00:31:46.196 --> 00:31:47.322 Rich? Rich? 683 00:31:50.534 --> 00:31:52.536 - Ow. - Uh... 684 00:31:52.619 --> 00:31:55.789 Oh! Freeze! Shit. 685 00:31:55.872 --> 00:31:58.041 You just killed the man of my dreams. 686 00:31:58.125 --> 00:31:59.668 - Now you're gonna die. - No, no. 687 00:31:59.751 --> 00:32:03.171 He's just knocked out. Like the movie <i>Friday. "He got knocked the fuck out!" 688 00:32:10.429 --> 00:32:13.557 I'm sorry. I'm sorry I killed him. 689 00:32:13.640 --> 00:32:14.558 I'll be your boyfriend. 690 00:32:23.900 --> 00:32:25.068 I didn't do it. 691 00:32:32.576 --> 00:32:34.411 Baby Dunc, are you okay? 692 00:32:36.413 --> 00:32:37.664 I think you killed him. 693 00:32:40.083 --> 00:32:41.543 Sorry I didn't help, 694 00:32:41.626 --> 00:32:44.713 but I got punched in the chest really hard one time. 695 00:32:46.756 --> 00:32:50.093 We killed the bad guys. My plan worked! 696 00:32:50.177 --> 00:32:51.303 What-- hey, stop it! 697 00:32:51.386 --> 00:32:53.054 Your plan didn't work. You got them horny 698 00:32:53.138 --> 00:32:54.639 and got me <i>300 kicked in the chest. 699 00:32:54.723 --> 00:32:56.224 -Are you all right? -I'm fine! 700 00:32:56.308 --> 00:32:58.560 We got these bitches right where we want them. 701 00:32:58.643 --> 00:33:01.188 -Now we gotta just go through their shit. -Alexxx, no! No! 702 00:33:01.271 --> 00:33:03.398 Leave their stuff alone. You're gonna make them madder. 703 00:33:03.482 --> 00:33:05.942 Baby Dunc, what are you talking about? This is video games 101. 704 00:33:06.026 --> 00:33:08.987 -You kill bad guys, you take their shit. -It's true. 705 00:33:09.070 --> 00:33:10.447 Like you never played video games. 706 00:33:10.530 --> 00:33:12.240 -Go close the fucking door. -Okay, yeah. 707 00:33:13.450 --> 00:33:14.284 We got zip ties. 708 00:33:16.620 --> 00:33:19.706 We got a fucking gun. We got a big-ass knife. 709 00:33:19.789 --> 00:33:22.584 By the way, I get next kill. You guys are being total kill hogs-- 710 00:33:25.754 --> 00:33:29.090 -What did you do? -Okay, and that is where the trigger is. 711 00:33:29.174 --> 00:33:30.800 - Oh, my God. - Now we know that. 712 00:33:30.884 --> 00:33:32.469 I'm gonna go put on pants, so... 713 00:33:33.053 --> 00:33:34.638 Oh, yeah, no. Good call, good call, 714 00:33:34.721 --> 00:33:37.849 you're gonna wanna be fully clothed when you fucking blow your head off, man! 715 00:33:37.933 --> 00:33:39.851 Why are you getting dressed in the closet? 716 00:33:39.935 --> 00:33:41.895 We've already seen your dick, balls, and butthole. 717 00:33:42.812 --> 00:33:45.106 -You guys saw my butthole? -A lot. 718 00:33:45.190 --> 00:33:47.776 - I haven't shaved in months. - Okay, this is it. 719 00:33:47.859 --> 00:33:51.029 I'm stressing out. Alexxx, get back here and sell me salvia right now, man! 720 00:33:51.112 --> 00:33:53.782 Yeah, Darren, I'm not gonna sell you salvia right now 721 00:33:53.865 --> 00:33:57.118 'cause we're kind of under attack from terrorists. 722 00:33:57.202 --> 00:33:59.913 Every time you open that, I see your dick. We need to get outta here. 723 00:33:59.996 --> 00:34:04.000 We need to get away from bad people. We need to get help from good people. 724 00:34:04.084 --> 00:34:07.337 If you wanna bail on the Bey and the Skintendo Joysuit to go get help, 725 00:34:07.420 --> 00:34:09.047 fine, we can do that. 726 00:34:09.130 --> 00:34:10.924 But we gotta do it in a badass fashion, 727 00:34:11.007 --> 00:34:13.176 or we're gonna look like total fucking pussies. 728 00:34:13.260 --> 00:34:14.553 We are pussies! 729 00:34:14.636 --> 00:34:17.180 -We don't have to look like it, Baby Dunc! -Don't call me that. 730 00:34:17.264 --> 00:34:19.724 Darren, think of something dope and badass to get us out. 731 00:34:19.808 --> 00:34:22.227 -What? -Baby Dunc, implement the thing 732 00:34:22.310 --> 00:34:24.563 that Darren's about to think of. Go. 733 00:34:26.273 --> 00:34:27.941 I'm not coming up with the plan, okay? 734 00:34:37.492 --> 00:34:40.412 -Shit! I thought of something. -What? 735 00:34:40.495 --> 00:34:41.788 Is it something I can build? 736 00:34:42.330 --> 00:34:44.624 -Yeah. -Fuck. 737 00:34:44.708 --> 00:34:46.835 Why do I have to be so goddamn industrious? 738 00:34:47.502 --> 00:34:50.422 Hey, guys? If you guys thought my dick was small, 739 00:34:50.505 --> 00:34:52.465 it's 'cause the AC was really blasting earlier. 740 00:34:52.549 --> 00:34:53.592 So that's the reason. 741 00:34:54.509 --> 00:34:57.012 - It's super hot, right? - It's very hot. 742 00:34:57.095 --> 00:34:58.096 Alexxx, I... 743 00:34:59.055 --> 00:35:00.682 you've got nothing to be ashamed of. 744 00:35:06.730 --> 00:35:09.941 If you-- don't pull too much on this one, 'cause then this one gets pulled. 745 00:35:12.569 --> 00:35:14.070 What the fuck, man? 746 00:35:14.154 --> 00:35:16.531 Eagle Eye has been watching you, Bey Awadi. 747 00:35:16.615 --> 00:35:19.951 The-- the U.S. militia faction? What do they want with him? 748 00:35:20.035 --> 00:35:22.203 Sometimes the government's politically correct hands 749 00:35:22.287 --> 00:35:24.497 get tied in knots, forcing people to protect their lands 750 00:35:24.581 --> 00:35:26.291 from unwanted invasions. 751 00:35:26.374 --> 00:35:27.917 "Invasions." 752 00:35:28.251 --> 00:35:29.753 I'm not a fuckin' invader, bro. 753 00:35:29.836 --> 00:35:32.464 I love America. I went to Florida State. 754 00:35:32.547 --> 00:35:33.632 Peep the bill, bro. 755 00:35:33.715 --> 00:35:35.717 I'm here to have fun, fuck, 756 00:35:35.800 --> 00:35:37.636 drink, pop Molly. 757 00:35:37.719 --> 00:35:39.262 What's more American than that, bro? 758 00:35:39.346 --> 00:35:40.513 Money. 759 00:35:40.597 --> 00:35:43.391 Five hundred million dollars transferred into an offshore account. 760 00:35:43.475 --> 00:35:46.895 Five hundred million? You are crazy, Mr. Albino Bad Guy. 761 00:35:46.978 --> 00:35:48.271 That's not gonna happen. 762 00:35:48.355 --> 00:35:50.190 He doesn't have that kind of cash flow. 763 00:35:50.273 --> 00:35:52.692 I-it's all tied up in assets, uh, bonds... 764 00:35:53.193 --> 00:35:56.863 Does this free up some of those assets? 765 00:35:56.946 --> 00:35:58.406 I get it. 766 00:35:58.490 --> 00:36:01.451 This is a prank. It's just kind of dark, man, like... 767 00:36:01.534 --> 00:36:03.370 Knoxville, you can come out now! 768 00:36:03.745 --> 00:36:06.206 No! Steve-O! Steve, you okay? 769 00:36:06.289 --> 00:36:09.125 -Come on, man. We told you we can't. -Th-th-there is a way. 770 00:36:10.043 --> 00:36:11.753 Oh, dear. 771 00:36:11.836 --> 00:36:14.839 An account a-access code. Only, uh, he and his father have it. 772 00:36:14.923 --> 00:36:16.508 What the fuck are you doing? 773 00:36:16.591 --> 00:36:18.551 He's playing nice. 774 00:36:18.635 --> 00:36:20.804 Now it's your turn. 775 00:36:20.887 --> 00:36:23.723 I can't, okay? If... if I give you those codes, 776 00:36:23.807 --> 00:36:26.142 -my dad'll kill me, a'ight? -What's its name? 777 00:36:26.226 --> 00:36:28.645 Wh... what? 778 00:36:28.728 --> 00:36:29.646 The dog. 779 00:36:29.729 --> 00:36:31.314 The dog? 780 00:36:31.398 --> 00:36:33.149 - Mm. - Lil Puma. 781 00:36:33.233 --> 00:36:34.734 Little Puma. Hi, pal. 782 00:36:34.818 --> 00:36:37.445 Oh, that's a good boy. 783 00:36:37.529 --> 00:36:38.905 Come to Uncle Conrad. 784 00:36:38.988 --> 00:36:40.865 We have a couple of those extra breach sensors. 785 00:36:40.949 --> 00:36:42.659 Get them with a corresponding collar. 786 00:36:43.326 --> 00:36:45.370 Be careful with his hip dysplasia, please. 787 00:36:45.453 --> 00:36:48.581 Of course, of course. You know, I love dogs. Big dogs, usually. 788 00:36:48.665 --> 00:36:50.417 Little dogs not much, but this one 789 00:36:50.500 --> 00:36:52.293 has a great personality. 790 00:36:52.377 --> 00:36:54.254 No, no, no. What-- what are you doing? 791 00:36:56.715 --> 00:36:58.758 There you go, Lil Puma. Go get it, boy. 792 00:37:00.301 --> 00:37:02.762 - Oh, thank you very much. - Don't do it. 793 00:37:02.846 --> 00:37:03.847 Puma, stay. Stay, Puma. 794 00:37:03.930 --> 00:37:06.516 No! 795 00:37:10.979 --> 00:37:12.230 Why is this thing beeping? 796 00:37:12.814 --> 00:37:15.608 Oh, shit! 797 00:37:21.531 --> 00:37:24.909 I must have given you the nine... which was upside down. 798 00:37:25.910 --> 00:37:27.245 That is my bad. 799 00:37:27.704 --> 00:37:29.998 The lesson still stands. 800 00:37:30.081 --> 00:37:33.793 The account numbers, or there will be more bloodshed. 801 00:37:35.336 --> 00:37:37.213 Do it, Bey Awadi. 802 00:37:40.258 --> 00:37:41.801 Okay. Okay, clear. Go. 803 00:37:41.885 --> 00:37:43.136 - Ready? - Yeah. 804 00:37:48.808 --> 00:37:51.644 Zip-tie zip line. Baby Dunc, you genius. 805 00:37:51.728 --> 00:37:54.439 Uh, it was my idea. You know, I saw the scaffolding. 806 00:37:54.522 --> 00:37:55.982 I said,<i> "Home Alone-style zip line." 807 00:37:56.065 --> 00:37:58.109 -Okay, it's fine. Good work. -Thanks. 808 00:37:58.193 --> 00:38:02.489 Okay. Are you ready to be Tom Brady? Because that's what's about to go down. 809 00:38:02.572 --> 00:38:05.241 You're gonna become Tom Brady, Alexxx. 810 00:38:05.325 --> 00:38:06.493 -Fuckin' Tom Brady, dog. -Yes. 811 00:38:06.576 --> 00:38:08.203 -Yeah, you're Tom Brady. -Tom Brady, dog! 812 00:38:08.286 --> 00:38:10.663 Yeah, you're Tom Brady. 813 00:38:10.789 --> 00:38:13.583 Shh. 814 00:38:13.666 --> 00:38:16.252 Here we go. 815 00:38:22.967 --> 00:38:25.094 I'm Tom Brady! 816 00:38:25.178 --> 00:38:26.888 -Tom Brady! <i>-♪ We the Brady Bunch ♪ 817 00:38:26.971 --> 00:38:29.974 <i>- ♪ We the Brady Bunch ♪ - The what? What? Brady Bunch? 818 00:38:30.642 --> 00:38:32.560 Do you think Tom Brady is in <i>The Brady Bunch? 819 00:38:33.561 --> 00:38:35.188 Yeah, it's the dad, right? 820 00:38:35.271 --> 00:38:36.648 -No. -No, he isn't. 821 00:38:36.731 --> 00:38:38.191 Oh, I thought that's who we... 822 00:38:38.274 --> 00:38:41.569 He was cool, though. He was really cool. He had a hell of a... arm. 823 00:38:41.653 --> 00:38:44.113 Okay, why don't you just show us how my zip line works, Joel? 824 00:38:44.197 --> 00:38:46.324 -Yeah. -Right, right. Um... 825 00:38:46.407 --> 00:38:50.578 Okay, so basically, I rigged up this ironing board, 826 00:38:50.662 --> 00:38:52.163 - like a harness. - Right. 827 00:38:52.247 --> 00:38:54.791 And then you kind of use it like a hang glider. Okay... 828 00:38:54.874 --> 00:38:56.000 - Yeah? - Yeah. 829 00:38:56.084 --> 00:38:57.627 Kevin McCallister would be proud. 830 00:38:57.710 --> 00:38:58.920 Maybe even Tom Brady. 831 00:38:59.003 --> 00:39:00.505 -Don't talk about Tom Brady. -Who's he? 832 00:39:00.588 --> 00:39:02.507 - Just don't talk about him. - All right. 833 00:39:02.590 --> 00:39:03.591 Quarterback. 834 00:39:03.675 --> 00:39:05.301 Here's what we're gonna do. 835 00:39:05.385 --> 00:39:08.596 We are gonna shoot rock, paper, scissors to find out who goes first. 836 00:39:08.680 --> 00:39:11.057 Okay, but no "two out of three" bullshit. 837 00:39:11.140 --> 00:39:12.684 -Whoever wins wins. -Right. 838 00:39:12.809 --> 00:39:14.477 -Fair and square, right? Okay. -Yes, yeah. 839 00:39:14.561 --> 00:39:16.354 Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. 840 00:39:16.437 --> 00:39:18.022 - Yes. - Fuck! 841 00:39:18.106 --> 00:39:19.983 - Thank God. - Fuck! 842 00:39:20.066 --> 00:39:22.110 Let's go again. Two out of three. Let's be fair. 843 00:39:22.193 --> 00:39:24.112 -What? You just said-- -No, do not do this, okay? 844 00:39:24.195 --> 00:39:26.406 It could've happened to any of us, just happened to you. 845 00:39:26.489 --> 00:39:29.701 Yeah, maybe, or maybe hella long ago, you guys were like, 846 00:39:29.784 --> 00:39:33.538 "If we ever do rock, paper, scissors with Alexxx, we should shoot paper." 847 00:39:34.998 --> 00:39:37.625 Because two guys shooting paper, that's suspect. 848 00:39:37.709 --> 00:39:39.043 - I can't... - Yeah. 849 00:39:39.127 --> 00:39:40.962 Okay, just forget it. Let's shoot again. 850 00:39:41.045 --> 00:39:43.214 - What? No. - Yes, thank you, Baby Dunc. 851 00:39:43.298 --> 00:39:45.675 -How about, don't be a sore loser? -Don't call me a loser. 852 00:39:45.758 --> 00:39:47.260 Hey, guys, stop fighting. 853 00:39:47.343 --> 00:39:48.928 We'll make a dummy and do a test run. 854 00:39:49.012 --> 00:39:52.348 -We have a dummy right here. -No, we'll just use one of the dead bo-- 855 00:40:05.945 --> 00:40:08.197 Oh, my God! 856 00:40:17.874 --> 00:40:19.959 Oh, God! 857 00:40:25.298 --> 00:40:26.466 A little help. 858 00:40:26.549 --> 00:40:27.550 Help! 859 00:40:28.843 --> 00:40:30.178 Oh, fuck. 860 00:40:37.226 --> 00:40:39.604 Hey, give me half your Which Wich. 861 00:40:39.687 --> 00:40:41.522 Well, if I wanted to eat a half a sandwich, 862 00:40:41.606 --> 00:40:43.316 I'd have brought half a sandwich, Chet. 863 00:40:43.399 --> 00:40:44.692 Think you're pretty smart, huh? 864 00:40:44.776 --> 00:40:46.569 You the one installing a seven-layer firewall 865 00:40:46.653 --> 00:40:49.697 to mask a $1/2-billion transaction at the world's third-largest bank 866 00:40:49.781 --> 00:40:52.116 using only your wife's tablet, or is that me? 867 00:40:52.200 --> 00:40:53.743 Oh, that's right. It's me. 868 00:40:59.540 --> 00:41:01.250 -Way to go, Baby Dunc. -Huh? 869 00:41:01.334 --> 00:41:03.294 What? You... This is your plan! 870 00:41:03.378 --> 00:41:05.755 No, I said, "<i>Home Alone-style zip line." 871 00:41:05.838 --> 00:41:07.507 This is <i>Home Alone 3 at best. 872 00:41:07.590 --> 00:41:10.051 We were supposed to look cool as shit coming out of the window, 873 00:41:10.134 --> 00:41:11.094 doing a badass exit. 874 00:41:11.177 --> 00:41:13.304 Now we look like a bunch of losers hanging up here. 875 00:41:13.388 --> 00:41:14.472 Oh, God. 876 00:41:16.557 --> 00:41:18.685 - What the fuck? - The police! 877 00:41:18.768 --> 00:41:19.936 Hey, we're up here! 878 00:41:20.019 --> 00:41:22.522 Thank you so much. Thank you, God. 879 00:41:22.605 --> 00:41:25.233 Police! Yeah! Holla! Hooty-hoo! 880 00:41:25.316 --> 00:41:28.861 - Oh! Oh, shit. - What the fuck? 881 00:41:28.945 --> 00:41:31.197 -Oh, my God. -What are you doing up there? 882 00:41:31.280 --> 00:41:33.866 There are people in the hotel with guns! 883 00:41:33.992 --> 00:41:35.660 -No! -Shooting people! 884 00:41:35.743 --> 00:41:37.370 -You're all fuckin' pigs! -Get us down! 885 00:41:37.453 --> 00:41:38.746 Fuck you, copper! 886 00:41:38.830 --> 00:41:40.581 They're here to help us. 887 00:41:40.665 --> 00:41:43.292 We're not gonna look cool as shit getting saved by the LAPD. 888 00:41:43.376 --> 00:41:44.919 Do you even listen to Kendrick Lamar? 889 00:41:45.003 --> 00:41:46.838 Are there people up there with guns or not? 890 00:41:46.963 --> 00:41:48.548 Yes, there are! That is one right there! 891 00:41:48.631 --> 00:41:50.717 He is a man with a gun. He tried to cut off our dicks. 892 00:41:50.800 --> 00:41:53.011 Oh, fuck you. You wish I touched your dick. 893 00:41:53.094 --> 00:41:55.054 We're coming up there. What room number is that? 894 00:41:55.138 --> 00:41:57.974 - Nine seventeen! - We're coming up there now! 895 00:41:58.057 --> 00:41:59.100 Don't fucking move. 896 00:42:05.148 --> 00:42:06.691 LAPD. Open the door. 897 00:42:09.777 --> 00:42:11.362 Are you aware you've got three waiters 898 00:42:11.446 --> 00:42:13.239 hanging outside the ninth-floor window? 899 00:42:14.032 --> 00:42:16.826 Sir, walking away from a cop is a bad idea. 900 00:42:16.909 --> 00:42:20.163 I will arrest you for obstruction. Open the fucking door! 901 00:42:20.246 --> 00:42:21.748 Shit. 902 00:42:24.208 --> 00:42:26.210 Officer down! Officer down! 903 00:42:26.294 --> 00:42:27.795 Hank, I need backup! 904 00:42:27.879 --> 00:42:30.465 I got you, Danny. I'm calling for backup. I'm coming right now. 905 00:42:30.548 --> 00:42:32.383 - Stay there! - No! No, no, no! 906 00:42:32.467 --> 00:42:35.094 -Don't leave us up here. -Guys, it's too late. Okay? 907 00:42:35.178 --> 00:42:36.721 Let's wiggle our asses back in there, 908 00:42:36.804 --> 00:42:38.848 kill some bad guys, and get our fucking check back. 909 00:42:38.931 --> 00:42:40.516 I'm not risking my life for the check. 910 00:42:40.600 --> 00:42:42.769 Why not? It's our dreams, right? 911 00:42:42.852 --> 00:42:46.647 No! The check is your dream. My dream is just working on Skintendo. 912 00:42:46.731 --> 00:42:47.857 But now you can! 913 00:42:47.940 --> 00:42:50.860 And we are! Okay? We have been! 914 00:42:50.943 --> 00:42:52.320 - Baby Dunc... - Without you! 915 00:42:55.615 --> 00:42:57.450 Oh, what the fuck? 916 00:42:58.785 --> 00:43:00.870 Band-Aids and butter beans! We're online. 917 00:43:02.038 --> 00:43:04.207 Conrad, we're online. Awaiting an access code. 918 00:43:06.417 --> 00:43:08.002 Speak clearly. 919 00:43:09.212 --> 00:43:10.671 And speak quickly. 920 00:43:11.631 --> 00:43:13.633 Fuck. Fuck! 921 00:43:14.300 --> 00:43:15.259 Fifty-three... 922 00:43:16.385 --> 00:43:17.386 Twenty-two... 923 00:43:18.554 --> 00:43:20.098 Zero two... 924 00:43:20.181 --> 00:43:21.432 Zero two... 925 00:43:21.516 --> 00:43:24.602 - <i>Thirty-three... - Thirty-three... 926 00:43:24.685 --> 00:43:26.646 -Sixty-nine. -Six-nine. 927 00:43:28.481 --> 00:43:30.399 I want verbal confirmation from you, Darren. 928 00:43:30.483 --> 00:43:32.527 Are you working on the fucking game without me? 929 00:43:33.152 --> 00:43:33.986 Affirmative. 930 00:43:35.822 --> 00:43:37.365 You motherfuckers! 931 00:43:37.448 --> 00:43:40.159 I'm gonna wiggle us back in there, you backstabbing bitches! 932 00:43:46.207 --> 00:43:48.209 Sixty-nine, 420, 69. 933 00:43:48.292 --> 00:43:50.211 - I'm serious! - Sixty-nine, 69, 69. 934 00:43:50.294 --> 00:43:51.212 Oh, shit! 935 00:43:56.175 --> 00:43:57.593 What the fuck? 936 00:44:01.556 --> 00:44:02.723 Conrad, hold on. 937 00:44:04.392 --> 00:44:05.852 Shit. 938 00:44:05.935 --> 00:44:07.061 We've had a breach. 939 00:44:07.145 --> 00:44:08.855 Oh, God. 940 00:44:08.938 --> 00:44:10.398 Sixth floor, security room. 941 00:44:11.149 --> 00:44:12.900 What do you mean? Who-- who is it? 942 00:44:12.984 --> 00:44:15.236 Who the fuck are you? Huh? 943 00:44:16.404 --> 00:44:17.697 Huh? You SWAT? 944 00:44:18.197 --> 00:44:19.365 Are you SEALs? 945 00:44:19.448 --> 00:44:20.867 Transporters? 946 00:44:21.742 --> 00:44:24.829 Answer me right the fuck now, or I'll plug you in three seconds. 947 00:44:24.912 --> 00:44:25.746 Uh... 948 00:44:29.584 --> 00:44:30.960 -One... -No. 949 00:44:31.043 --> 00:44:32.170 Please. 950 00:44:33.671 --> 00:44:35.173 -Two... -Please. 951 00:44:40.469 --> 00:44:41.929 -No! -No, no. Wait, wait, wait-- 952 00:44:42.013 --> 00:44:43.806 Three! 953 00:44:47.685 --> 00:44:49.520 Oh, fuck. 954 00:44:49.604 --> 00:44:51.522 Oh... oh, my God. 955 00:44:52.106 --> 00:44:54.275 I'm a genius! I wiggled us back in. 956 00:44:54.358 --> 00:44:57.445 Whoo! 957 00:44:57.528 --> 00:45:00.281 <i>Donald, kill them <i>and then enter the code. 958 00:45:00.364 --> 00:45:02.033 <i>You do have the code, right, Donald? 959 00:45:02.783 --> 00:45:03.618 <i>Donald? 960 00:45:03.701 --> 00:45:04.785 <i>Donald? 961 00:45:07.914 --> 00:45:09.832 There's a cop at the lobby door. We shot him. 962 00:45:10.541 --> 00:45:11.751 But he got away. 963 00:45:15.254 --> 00:45:16.839 Why are you looking at me like that, huh? 964 00:45:16.923 --> 00:45:18.633 You're the sneaky fucks. 965 00:45:18.716 --> 00:45:21.093 The backstabbers, the betrayers, the Judas... 966 00:45:21.177 --> 00:45:22.345 Judases? Judas? 967 00:45:22.428 --> 00:45:25.973 The one that betrayed Jesus? Judas, right? 968 00:45:26.057 --> 00:45:27.516 Yeah, you're the fucking Judases. 969 00:45:27.600 --> 00:45:29.226 Let's stop with the name-calling, guys. 970 00:45:29.310 --> 00:45:30.645 - Backstabbers. - Great. 971 00:45:30.728 --> 00:45:32.813 Okay, guys, new rule: always double-check 972 00:45:32.897 --> 00:45:35.858 that dead bad guys are actually dead bad guys. 973 00:45:36.275 --> 00:45:37.777 Holy shit! 974 00:45:37.860 --> 00:45:39.403 This is a dead bad guy! 975 00:45:40.154 --> 00:45:43.866 I don't know, I feel like my dead bad guy is way worse than your dead bad guy. 976 00:45:43.950 --> 00:45:45.660 "My dead bad"? That's not your dead bad guy. 977 00:45:45.743 --> 00:45:47.161 These are just dead bad guys. 978 00:45:47.244 --> 00:45:49.580 Looks like a human-sized ketchup packet exploded. 979 00:45:50.915 --> 00:45:52.458 - Damn it. - What? 980 00:45:52.541 --> 00:45:54.043 Computer's busted. I can't get online. 981 00:45:54.126 --> 00:45:56.921 Yeah, he is full-on spaghetti and meat sauce down here. 982 00:45:57.004 --> 00:46:00.383 -Guys. I found a phone. -What? 983 00:46:02.760 --> 00:46:03.678 Wait a second. 984 00:46:03.761 --> 00:46:05.805 Why does the dead bad guy have this dude's number? 985 00:46:05.888 --> 00:46:08.224 -Who? -What are you, a fucking owl? 986 00:46:08.307 --> 00:46:10.810 Yeah, I would love to be an owl, Darren. 987 00:46:10.893 --> 00:46:13.562 So I could soar off into the night hella majestically. 988 00:46:22.571 --> 00:46:25.324 Wait, you have a phone? You have to call for help. 989 00:46:26.283 --> 00:46:28.995 Shh. No. 990 00:46:29.078 --> 00:46:30.329 I think he just screened me. 991 00:46:30.413 --> 00:46:32.999 He screened the dead guy. Don't take it personally. 992 00:46:33.082 --> 00:46:34.375 Shut up. Voicemail. 993 00:46:34.458 --> 00:46:36.752 Hey, this is Darren and Joel. 994 00:46:36.836 --> 00:46:38.045 Yeah, I'm here too, so... 995 00:46:38.129 --> 00:46:41.048 And Alexxx. The, uh-- the Dew'd Crew from the roof. 996 00:46:41.132 --> 00:46:42.299 -Remember? -Say "Skintendo." 997 00:46:42.383 --> 00:46:44.218 We are calling to find out what's going on. 998 00:46:44.301 --> 00:46:46.303 There's, like... people shooting and stuff. 999 00:46:46.387 --> 00:46:49.390 Please give me a call back at this number, uh, when it's a good time for you. 1000 00:46:49.473 --> 00:46:50.599 Okay, give me the phone. 1001 00:46:50.683 --> 00:46:52.476 -We'll talk then. -It's not a conference call. 1002 00:46:52.560 --> 00:46:54.562 We're not waiting for him to call back. 1003 00:46:54.645 --> 00:46:57.189 You didn't even bring up the two most important things: 1004 00:46:57.273 --> 00:47:01.193 the Bey and, I don't know, how about the fucking check? 1005 00:47:01.277 --> 00:47:02.903 -Come on. -The check. 1006 00:47:02.987 --> 00:47:04.655 Mention a dead body. That'd be nice. 1007 00:47:04.739 --> 00:47:06.365 Been a while since I've left a voicemail. 1008 00:47:06.449 --> 00:47:07.658 I'm gonna call him back, so... 1009 00:47:07.742 --> 00:47:09.994 It's rude to just call right back. You leave a message, 1010 00:47:10.077 --> 00:47:11.537 -let them call you back. -Darren... 1011 00:47:14.540 --> 00:47:17.293 Ahmad, you dumb fuck. You gotta call somebody, yo. 1012 00:47:17.376 --> 00:47:20.713 - Fuck the police. Except for right now. - You're gonna get us killed. 1013 00:47:20.796 --> 00:47:23.716 You didn't turn it in. You're putting everyone's lives at risk. 1014 00:47:23.799 --> 00:47:25.885 I'm sorry, is there something we should be discussing? 1015 00:47:25.968 --> 00:47:26.969 No. 1016 00:47:32.725 --> 00:47:35.436 Hold up. 1017 00:47:35.519 --> 00:47:38.814 Why aren't you taking his phone? 1018 00:47:38.898 --> 00:47:40.316 No, I don't see any phone. 1019 00:47:40.399 --> 00:47:42.485 Um, you guys just be quiet over here. 1020 00:47:42.568 --> 00:47:45.279 Your fucking creepy blue eyes don't see the phone lighting up 1021 00:47:45.362 --> 00:47:46.697 in his pocket right there? 1022 00:47:46.781 --> 00:47:49.742 Also, it's making a noise. It's going, "vuh, voo, vuh." 1023 00:47:49.825 --> 00:47:51.327 It's over! 1024 00:47:52.161 --> 00:47:54.246 Cut me free. Now! 1025 00:47:54.330 --> 00:47:57.249 Wait, wait, wait. Hey-- this is not my fault. 1026 00:47:57.333 --> 00:48:00.169 Erma derailed the entire operation the moment she got here. 1027 00:48:00.252 --> 00:48:02.004 And has anyone noticed her accent? 1028 00:48:02.088 --> 00:48:05.466 The German accent? It's fake! She grew up in Pacoima! 1029 00:48:05.549 --> 00:48:07.051 Come on. She's a lunatic! 1030 00:48:07.134 --> 00:48:08.636 Is this true, Erma? 1031 00:48:08.719 --> 00:48:10.805 Yeah, I'm a lunatic. 1032 00:48:11.222 --> 00:48:13.766 No, no, no. No. Give me-- 1033 00:48:13.849 --> 00:48:15.851 - Give me the gun. - Gladly. See, told you. 1034 00:48:15.935 --> 00:48:17.770 -I mean, what was I supposed to do? -Right. 1035 00:48:17.853 --> 00:48:19.647 Kill her. Like this. 1036 00:48:30.533 --> 00:48:32.743 Lovely. 1037 00:48:32.827 --> 00:48:35.621 Honestly, did not know I was gonna do that. 1038 00:48:35.704 --> 00:48:37.123 This whole thing was you? 1039 00:48:37.206 --> 00:48:38.791 Mm, giving orders the whole time 1040 00:48:38.874 --> 00:48:43.170 from the... "dusty-ass BlackBerry" in my pocket. 1041 00:48:43.254 --> 00:48:46.340 Physical keyboards aren't so stupid now, are they? 1042 00:48:46.423 --> 00:48:48.592 Nah, they're still dumb as fuck, 1043 00:48:48.676 --> 00:48:52.596 and you still got atrocious-ass halitosis, but I'm surprised. 1044 00:48:52.680 --> 00:48:56.767 Yeah, well, at least my breath doesn't smell like old-ass hyena pussy. 1045 00:48:56.851 --> 00:48:58.435 Oh, God. 1046 00:49:01.438 --> 00:49:05.234 -Hello, Donald, you cheeky sausage. -What? 1047 00:49:06.610 --> 00:49:08.028 No, I think that Donald guy's dead. 1048 00:49:08.112 --> 00:49:09.655 He either was sucked out of a window, 1049 00:49:09.738 --> 00:49:11.949 or he choked on a computer. So what's going on up there? 1050 00:49:12.032 --> 00:49:14.910 - Speakerphone. - Who is this? 1051 00:49:14.994 --> 00:49:16.954 - Speaker. - I'm going on speakerphone. 1052 00:49:17.037 --> 00:49:18.038 -Dew'd Crew here. -Hey. 1053 00:49:18.122 --> 00:49:19.456 Lumber Jacks... 1054 00:49:19.540 --> 00:49:21.834 -What? Uh, hi? -How's the Bey doing? 1055 00:49:22.960 --> 00:49:25.004 Wait, why do you have this guy's number? 1056 00:49:26.714 --> 00:49:27.923 Wait, are you a bad guy too? 1057 00:49:28.007 --> 00:49:30.259 Well, I suppose so, yes. 1058 00:49:30.342 --> 00:49:35.598 But, um, you have just forced me to become... unmistakably evil. 1059 00:49:38.642 --> 00:49:40.603 Oh, fuck. 1060 00:49:41.353 --> 00:49:42.980 I'll take the access codes now. 1061 00:49:43.063 --> 00:49:43.898 Nah. 1062 00:49:44.857 --> 00:49:47.902 Sorry, motherfucker. Can't do it. That dude? I didn't know him. 1063 00:49:47.985 --> 00:49:50.404 Shit, he might've let me live if I gave him the codes. 1064 00:49:50.487 --> 00:49:52.114 But you? Fuck you. 1065 00:49:52.198 --> 00:49:54.783 I know if I give you the codes, I'm dead. 1066 00:49:54.867 --> 00:49:56.619 And I know why. 1067 00:49:56.702 --> 00:49:58.495 'Cause I made you eat that hooker's booty 1068 00:49:58.579 --> 00:50:00.206 at my birthday party, isn't it? 1069 00:50:02.082 --> 00:50:05.669 This motherfucker ate a hooker's booty. You had crabs in your teeth for a week. 1070 00:50:05.753 --> 00:50:07.630 Remember shoving your face 1071 00:50:07.713 --> 00:50:10.382 right up in that crab-infested booty hole, bro? 1072 00:50:10.466 --> 00:50:12.134 'Cause I do, you fucking loser. 1073 00:50:12.218 --> 00:50:15.721 You dumb fucking fuck-hole. 1074 00:50:15.804 --> 00:50:19.225 - You fucking suck. - Very well. 1075 00:50:19.308 --> 00:50:21.852 I'll acquire my compensation another way. 1076 00:50:21.936 --> 00:50:24.521 And while I wait to get paid, I'll... 1077 00:50:24.605 --> 00:50:26.815 torture you. And kill you. 1078 00:50:26.899 --> 00:50:30.653 Erma! We are sending a video to the United States government. 1079 00:50:30.736 --> 00:50:34.782 Oh! Also... bring me Shaggy. 1080 00:50:34.865 --> 00:50:36.075 What the hell's going on? 1081 00:50:36.617 --> 00:50:39.078 The fucking butler? 1082 00:50:41.372 --> 00:50:43.082 Hey, guys, check it out. 1083 00:50:47.127 --> 00:50:48.504 Whoa. 1084 00:50:48.587 --> 00:50:50.130 Pigs brought the whole farm. 1085 00:50:51.090 --> 00:50:53.592 - Yeah. - Turn on the news. 1086 00:50:53.676 --> 00:50:54.843 Turn on the news. 1087 00:50:55.636 --> 00:50:57.304 Okay. 1088 00:50:58.931 --> 00:51:00.307 <i>Steve-O! 1089 00:51:00.391 --> 00:51:01.976 - There, there, there. <i>- Steve-O! 1090 00:51:02.059 --> 00:51:03.894 <i>Give me that mic. Give me that mic! 1091 00:51:03.978 --> 00:51:06.105 <i>Steve-O, if you can hear me <i>in the spirit world... 1092 00:51:06.188 --> 00:51:08.315 <i>...I love you, brother. 1093 00:51:08.399 --> 00:51:10.609 <i>It should've been you! <i>It should've been you. 1094 00:51:10.693 --> 00:51:13.362 <i>you. And <i>Channel 8. 1095 00:51:14.071 --> 00:51:16.949 <i>Uh, okay, I'm-- I'm just being told <i>we've received a video 1096 00:51:17.032 --> 00:51:18.617 <i>from the terrorists. 1097 00:51:18.701 --> 00:51:22.204 <i>Warning: what you're about to see <i>may not be suitable for younger viewers. 1098 00:51:22.746 --> 00:51:24.123 <i>Good evening. 1099 00:51:24.206 --> 00:51:28.043 <i>As you probably know, I've taken control <i>of the Level Hotel, Los Angeles. 1100 00:51:28.669 --> 00:51:30.713 <i>I had intentions of only taking money 1101 00:51:30.796 --> 00:51:33.632 <i>from a disrespectful <i>and arrogant billionaire child... 1102 00:51:34.842 --> 00:51:37.970 <i>but that was derailed <i>by some idiotic waiters. 1103 00:51:38.512 --> 00:51:40.097 Are we the idiotics? 1104 00:51:40.180 --> 00:51:41.724 No, stupid. We're maids. 1105 00:51:41.807 --> 00:51:46.645 <i>So now I'm holding 106 hostages <i>until I receive $500 million 1106 00:51:46.729 --> 00:51:49.189 <i>and a helicopter, <i>which I will fly out of the U.S. 1107 00:51:49.273 --> 00:51:53.319 <i>and release... the remaining hostages. 1108 00:51:53.402 --> 00:51:57.197 <i>Oh, I should add: any breach <i>of this building will trigger... 1109 00:51:58.073 --> 00:52:00.242 <i>an explosive collar, 1110 00:52:00.326 --> 00:52:02.494 <i>creating a mess no one wants to clean up. 1111 00:52:02.578 --> 00:52:06.749 <i>Additionally, I will kill one hostage <i>every 15 minutes 1112 00:52:06.832 --> 00:52:10.961 <i>to ensure prompt payment, starting... now. 1113 00:52:11.045 --> 00:52:13.339 <i>Oh, shit. That's hot. 1114 00:52:13.422 --> 00:52:16.383 <i>Bro-- listen, man, listen. <i>We brothers. We brothers. 1115 00:52:16.467 --> 00:52:18.719 <i>We're supposed to be brothers, man! 1116 00:52:19.803 --> 00:52:22.306 <i>- I could get you Stacey Dash's number. 1117 00:52:22.389 --> 00:52:24.475 Oh, shit! 1118 00:52:24.558 --> 00:52:26.310 No, no, no, no. What? 1119 00:52:26.393 --> 00:52:29.271 <i>As you can see, <i>I'm holding up my end of the bargain. 1120 00:52:29.355 --> 00:52:30.731 <i>I hope you do the same. 1121 00:52:30.814 --> 00:52:34.610 <i>And now, on a lighter note, <i>another must-see TV moment: 1122 00:52:34.693 --> 00:52:37.863 <i>a very chill performance... by Shaggy. 1123 00:52:39.448 --> 00:52:42.284 <i>-Yeah, uh... -Don't kill Shaggy. I fuckin' love Shaggy. 1124 00:52:42.368 --> 00:52:44.620 -What is happening? -Don't kill Shaggy. Don't kill Shaggy. 1125 00:52:44.703 --> 00:52:49.083 <i>I wanna do this song that I wrote <i>for the earthquake victims of Haiti. 1126 00:52:49.166 --> 00:52:50.584 - <i>Sing "It Wasn't Me"! <i>- Uh... 1127 00:52:51.543 --> 00:52:53.962 <i>Dude, that's not really appropriate <i>for-- for what-- 1128 00:52:54.046 --> 00:52:56.215 <i>No one wants to hear <i>that Haiti shit! 1129 00:52:56.298 --> 00:52:58.675 <i>Okay? They want "It Wasn't Me." <i>I want "It Wasn't Me." 1130 00:52:58.759 --> 00:52:59.885 <i>Sing "It Wasn't Me." 1131 00:52:59.968 --> 00:53:01.678 - Sing it! - Shaggy, please! 1132 00:53:01.762 --> 00:53:02.846 Sing it, Shaggy! 1133 00:53:03.597 --> 00:53:06.266 <i>♪ H-honey came in <i>And she caught me red-handed ♪ 1134 00:53:06.350 --> 00:53:09.353 <i>♪ Creeping with the girl next door ♪ 1135 00:53:09.436 --> 00:53:11.313 <i>♪ Picture this, we were both butt-naked ♪ 1136 00:53:11.397 --> 00:53:13.482 <i>♪ Bangin' on the bathroom floor ♪ 1137 00:53:13.565 --> 00:53:19.279 <i>♪ How could I forget <i>That I have given her an extra key? ♪ 1138 00:53:19.363 --> 00:53:22.449 <i>♪ All this time, she was standing there ♪ 1139 00:53:22.533 --> 00:53:24.993 <i>♪ She never took her eyes off me ♪ 1140 00:53:25.077 --> 00:53:27.579 <i>♪ How ya fi give the woman <i>Access to your villa? ♪ 1141 00:53:27.663 --> 00:53:31.834 <i>Shaggy goes on to finish the song <i>and is unharmed, as far as we know. 1142 00:53:31.917 --> 00:53:34.294 Round everybody up! We're going inside. 1143 00:53:34.378 --> 00:53:37.131 Shag, too soon, but I'm out. 1144 00:53:37.214 --> 00:53:40.592 Yeah, yo, by all means. 1145 00:53:40.676 --> 00:53:42.553 What's the nearest room that can accommodate us? 1146 00:53:42.678 --> 00:53:44.096 Uh, the conference room. 1147 00:53:44.179 --> 00:53:47.474 But, ooh, it's dressed for a convention tomorrow, 1148 00:53:47.558 --> 00:53:50.227 so if you don't mind, I would appreciate if we just stayed upstairs, 1149 00:53:50.310 --> 00:53:51.437 not to mess it up. 1150 00:53:51.520 --> 00:53:53.397 -Take everyone to the conference room! -Okay. 1151 00:53:53.480 --> 00:53:54.773 Come on, let's move. 1152 00:53:54.857 --> 00:53:58.026 I don't herd cattle. I'll be hunting waiters. 1153 00:53:58.110 --> 00:54:00.988 Bilbo, Dildo, you come with me. 1154 00:54:01.864 --> 00:54:05.451 You don't ask for respect, little girl. You take it. 1155 00:54:08.662 --> 00:54:10.497 Move it, ladies. You got legs. Use 'em. 1156 00:54:10.581 --> 00:54:12.458 -Move it, people. -What the fuck is the holdup? 1157 00:54:12.541 --> 00:54:15.502 -Everybody out. -Keep moving! Let's go! 1158 00:54:15.586 --> 00:54:17.129 Come on! 1159 00:54:21.425 --> 00:54:22.509 Darren, look. 1160 00:54:24.178 --> 00:54:25.179 They're going inside. 1161 00:54:25.262 --> 00:54:26.305 So what? 1162 00:54:26.972 --> 00:54:28.307 So they're contained. 1163 00:54:28.390 --> 00:54:31.435 You can't contain machine guns, Darren. 1164 00:54:31.894 --> 00:54:33.562 How much salvia did you smoke? 1165 00:54:34.771 --> 00:54:36.773 Shit, how much more do you have of that? 1166 00:54:36.857 --> 00:54:39.735 I mean, there's a lot here, but it is covered in glass. 1167 00:54:39.818 --> 00:54:42.112 Not the sandwich, your salvia. How much? 1168 00:54:42.196 --> 00:54:44.907 Oh, so now you want my help. 1169 00:54:45.407 --> 00:54:46.783 Hmm, sure. 1170 00:54:46.867 --> 00:54:48.619 Grab those guns and follow <i>moi. 1171 00:54:57.794 --> 00:55:00.380 You got glass. You got glass in your hair. 1172 00:55:04.051 --> 00:55:07.179 I'm flippin' keys. 1173 00:55:07.262 --> 00:55:11.433 Well, not yet, actually. I've got some serious rebranding to do. 1174 00:55:11.517 --> 00:55:15.729 Turns out salvia isn't a very sexy drug and no one likes it except for Darren-- 1175 00:55:15.812 --> 00:55:17.564 and, weirdly, the JV softball team. 1176 00:55:17.648 --> 00:55:20.651 -Those girls get fuckin' wild. -Okay, yeah, whatever, man. 1177 00:55:20.734 --> 00:55:22.945 -This is perfect. This is great. -Okay. 1178 00:55:24.404 --> 00:55:27.074 Alexxx? Do you live here? 1179 00:55:27.491 --> 00:55:29.284 Because it looks like you live here. 1180 00:55:29.368 --> 00:55:32.287 I don't live here. No, you know who I think lives here? 1181 00:55:32.371 --> 00:55:33.455 Josué. 1182 00:55:33.539 --> 00:55:36.750 Yeah, the maintenance guy? That guy's... that guy's a weirdo. 1183 00:55:37.167 --> 00:55:39.378 Yeah, like I was saying about the rebranding... 1184 00:55:39.461 --> 00:55:43.465 um, you know, like the Marlboro man, but this is "Uncle Sal." 1185 00:55:43.549 --> 00:55:45.926 Sal-via? Get it? 1186 00:55:46.009 --> 00:55:49.137 Dude, there's, like, a "Buffalo Bill went to Costco" amount of lotion over here. 1187 00:55:49.221 --> 00:55:52.641 -Pfft. Hey, the salvia's back here, so... -Yeah, yeah. 1188 00:55:53.183 --> 00:55:55.769 Oh! And what is this? 1189 00:55:55.852 --> 00:55:58.105 This is an oil painting of you on a throne 1190 00:55:58.188 --> 00:55:59.856 with money hanging out of your pockets 1191 00:55:59.940 --> 00:56:02.109 and a bunch of tits hovering around your head. 1192 00:56:02.192 --> 00:56:04.653 Seems like he-- he's a true artist for real, but... 1193 00:56:04.736 --> 00:56:06.029 that is weird, admittedly. 1194 00:56:06.113 --> 00:56:08.282 - Salvia is this way, so... - Yeah, okay. 1195 00:56:08.365 --> 00:56:10.284 So Josué is up here painting you and... 1196 00:56:11.368 --> 00:56:15.789 beating off to a porno parody of your favorite childhood movie, <i>Flubber? 1197 00:56:15.872 --> 00:56:17.791 <i>"Flubbher." That's funny. 1198 00:56:17.874 --> 00:56:19.126 - Hmm. - Hmm. 1199 00:56:19.209 --> 00:56:20.419 Huh. 1200 00:56:22.629 --> 00:56:26.174 Fine! Yes, I live here, okay? I jerk off up here. I paint myself here. 1201 00:56:26.258 --> 00:56:28.885 I jerk off while painting myself. Is that what you wanted to hear? 1202 00:56:28.969 --> 00:56:30.470 -Jesus Christ. -This isn't that bad. 1203 00:56:30.554 --> 00:56:31.722 I'm saving up all the money, 1204 00:56:31.805 --> 00:56:33.807 so I'm gonna buy a Maybach in like six years. 1205 00:56:33.890 --> 00:56:36.768 I'm an adult homeless man stuck in a balling-ass body, 1206 00:56:36.852 --> 00:56:38.604 but I put my pride aside 1207 00:56:38.687 --> 00:56:40.814 and took you to my grow house to save the fucking day. 1208 00:56:40.898 --> 00:56:43.567 -So you're welcome. -Well, it's a grow closet at best, 1209 00:56:43.650 --> 00:56:46.612 but it's definitely enough salvia to hotbox the whole conference room. 1210 00:56:46.695 --> 00:56:49.656 I mean, we can knock them on their asses, take their weapons, lock them in. 1211 00:56:49.740 --> 00:56:51.992 -We could kill 'em. -No, not kill them. 1212 00:56:52.075 --> 00:56:53.952 What do you mean? You guys already got a kill. 1213 00:56:54.036 --> 00:56:57.372 I haven't gotten a kill yet, so it's-- it's kind of fair that I'd get one. 1214 00:56:57.456 --> 00:56:58.790 You can have my kill. 1215 00:56:58.874 --> 00:57:00.500 I don't want your kill. I want my own. 1216 00:57:00.584 --> 00:57:02.711 Look... I like this plan. 1217 00:57:02.794 --> 00:57:06.173 Cool, good. We gotta figure out how to get the smoke into the conference room. 1218 00:57:06.256 --> 00:57:08.467 I'm thinking the maintenance breezeway. The vents there? 1219 00:57:08.550 --> 00:57:09.885 If we can go in the ducts... 1220 00:57:09.968 --> 00:57:11.511 No, I don't... I can't. 1221 00:57:11.595 --> 00:57:13.013 Figure it out. Look at all this. 1222 00:57:13.096 --> 00:57:14.681 -Build something, man. -I mean, 1223 00:57:14.765 --> 00:57:16.350 there's a ton of lotion. 1224 00:57:17.142 --> 00:57:19.645 What, we should just jerk the goons off into submission? 1225 00:57:19.728 --> 00:57:21.104 Just build something, man! 1226 00:57:21.188 --> 00:57:23.231 This is a trash heap. There's nothing I can use here. 1227 00:57:23.315 --> 00:57:25.150 Yeah, this is all my belongings, so... 1228 00:57:27.235 --> 00:57:28.445 Hold on. 1229 00:57:28.528 --> 00:57:31.990 I got it. I got it! I'll draw it up so you know what I'm talking about. 1230 00:57:32.074 --> 00:57:34.326 Oh, the wheels are turning! 1231 00:57:34.409 --> 00:57:36.244 All right. So what do I get to do? 1232 00:57:36.328 --> 00:57:38.163 You? Oh, nothing. 1233 00:57:38.246 --> 00:57:40.999 You just stay out of the way. Okay? You've done enough. 1234 00:57:43.460 --> 00:57:45.087 On your feet! 1235 00:57:45.170 --> 00:57:46.463 On your feet now! 1236 00:57:49.257 --> 00:57:50.968 - Ooh, tough guy. - Shut up. 1237 00:57:52.302 --> 00:57:53.887 - Shut up! - Yeah, you smell bad. 1238 00:57:53.971 --> 00:57:56.098 What, did you shit in your pants? 1239 00:57:56.556 --> 00:57:57.891 Shit. 1240 00:57:57.975 --> 00:57:59.810 Wow, wow. You think I'm scared of you 1241 00:57:59.893 --> 00:58:02.729 'cause you got a gun in my face? Fuck off. 1242 00:58:02.813 --> 00:58:04.523 Bet you think you're gonna buy respect 1243 00:58:04.606 --> 00:58:06.149 with all that money too, huh? 1244 00:58:06.233 --> 00:58:08.068 Well, it bought you respect. 1245 00:58:08.151 --> 00:58:11.363 What, you think these people like you because they follow you online? 1246 00:58:12.656 --> 00:58:14.741 You know, half his followers are bots. 1247 00:58:14.825 --> 00:58:16.827 Okay? He's not as famous as you think. 1248 00:58:16.910 --> 00:58:19.830 Yo, point is, I blow their fucking minds. 1249 00:58:19.913 --> 00:58:21.999 All you do is hate and take. 1250 00:58:23.291 --> 00:58:27.129 Well, um... why don't we... 1251 00:58:27.212 --> 00:58:29.840 "blow their minds" now? 1252 00:58:32.926 --> 00:58:34.219 You there. Bring him over here. 1253 00:58:34.720 --> 00:58:36.972 I didn't do anything. What's going on? 1254 00:58:37.055 --> 00:58:40.142 Oh, no, no. Jesus... oh, God. 1255 00:58:40.225 --> 00:58:41.351 Please don't hurt me. 1256 00:58:41.435 --> 00:58:44.104 My intentions are to do quite the opposite. 1257 00:58:45.689 --> 00:58:47.774 Strip his pants. Bend him over the table. 1258 00:58:47.858 --> 00:58:50.027 No. What the fuck? 1259 00:58:50.569 --> 00:58:51.903 What--? No. 1260 00:58:53.572 --> 00:58:54.489 Oh, Jesus. 1261 00:58:55.866 --> 00:58:56.700 Let me up. 1262 00:58:57.284 --> 00:58:58.827 You made me eat that... 1263 00:59:00.579 --> 00:59:03.999 ...hooker ass. 1264 00:59:04.082 --> 00:59:05.459 Yeah. 1265 00:59:06.585 --> 00:59:09.504 Now let's see you muster any respect 1266 00:59:09.588 --> 00:59:13.759 after you toss this fat fuck's salad. 1267 00:59:13.842 --> 00:59:15.594 Whoa, whoa. Ahmad! Ahmad. 1268 00:59:16.470 --> 00:59:18.055 Whoa, it's so dark. 1269 00:59:18.138 --> 00:59:20.640 Do it, or he's a dead man. 1270 00:59:21.266 --> 00:59:23.310 All right, I just wanna say one thing, dog. 1271 00:59:24.561 --> 00:59:25.687 Didn't have to be this way. 1272 00:59:28.273 --> 00:59:29.274 Oh! 1273 00:59:34.696 --> 00:59:35.822 Stop... 1274 00:59:36.907 --> 00:59:40.202 What the fuck? Ooh, what the fuck? 1275 00:59:40.285 --> 00:59:44.873 - Yeah. - Ooh. Wait-- wait, okay. 1276 00:59:44.956 --> 00:59:46.625 Whoa. Are you guys seeing this? 1277 00:59:46.708 --> 00:59:49.211 Do you see this? Bey's eating my ass. 1278 00:59:49.294 --> 00:59:53.090 I'm getting my salad tossed by Bey! 1279 00:59:53.173 --> 00:59:54.841 Someone 'Gram this! 1280 00:59:54.925 --> 00:59:57.511 -Right, enough-- -I'm not done, motherfucker! 1281 01:00:00.097 --> 01:00:02.307 All right, stop it! Get him up. Up. Enough, enough! 1282 01:00:02.766 --> 01:00:04.351 Just a little bit longer. 1283 01:00:05.435 --> 01:00:06.353 What happened? 1284 01:00:06.436 --> 01:00:07.979 You tried to embarrass me? 1285 01:00:08.063 --> 01:00:09.439 I done fucked 10,000 women. 1286 01:00:09.523 --> 01:00:12.234 You don't think I ate a grip of dude-booties along the way? 1287 01:00:13.610 --> 01:00:14.611 Yeah-yeah! 1288 01:00:14.945 --> 01:00:17.864 You may not be able to feel embarrassment. I get it. 1289 01:00:18.865 --> 01:00:20.534 But prepare to feel suffering. 1290 01:00:23.829 --> 01:00:25.539 Let's try this again. 1291 01:00:25.622 --> 01:00:29.042 Bring me the <i>correct corresponding breach sensor. 1292 01:00:36.049 --> 01:00:38.343 Oh, I-I hope he can swim. Ah! Oh! 1293 01:00:38.426 --> 01:00:40.387 -What... -Oh, oh, oh. 1294 01:00:41.138 --> 01:00:42.764 -What the fuck, man? -Squat. 1295 01:00:42.848 --> 01:00:44.474 Okay. 1296 01:00:44.891 --> 01:00:46.810 These. We know what these do. 1297 01:00:46.893 --> 01:00:48.895 -No. Ahmad, Ahmad-- -Yeah. 1298 01:00:48.979 --> 01:00:52.023 Oh, oh. Oh, is that-- yeah. 1299 01:00:58.029 --> 01:00:59.489 Lower. 1300 01:00:59.573 --> 01:01:00.949 Lower. 1301 01:01:01.616 --> 01:01:02.450 Perfect. 1302 01:01:03.994 --> 01:01:05.912 Fuck, they got Chet! 1303 01:01:06.454 --> 01:01:09.583 How the fuck is that possible? They're fuckin' waiters. 1304 01:01:13.128 --> 01:01:14.462 Weren't you just 1305 01:01:15.046 --> 01:01:18.466 a fucking garbageman a few years ago? 1306 01:01:24.055 --> 01:01:25.307 This way. 1307 01:01:26.600 --> 01:01:30.020 I don't really appreciate you putting my résumé in the street like that. 1308 01:01:30.729 --> 01:01:31.813 Tell me you were driving 1309 01:01:31.897 --> 01:01:33.732 -the fucking truck. -Fuck you, man. 1310 01:01:40.739 --> 01:01:42.365 -That should do it. -Good. 1311 01:01:42.449 --> 01:01:44.117 All right, so we patch into the air duct. 1312 01:01:44.201 --> 01:01:46.536 We hit the switch. We wait 30, 45 seconds. 1313 01:01:46.620 --> 01:01:49.080 Until the bad guys pass out. We zip tie them, take their guns, 1314 01:01:49.206 --> 01:01:51.958 and free the hostages. I know. It's my plan. 1315 01:01:52.042 --> 01:01:54.044 Okay, cool. You can have a sticker or something. 1316 01:01:54.169 --> 01:01:55.629 -What are you doing? Come on. -Sorry. 1317 01:01:56.713 --> 01:01:58.256 All right, pick a gun. 1318 01:01:58.340 --> 01:02:00.884 No, no. I am not using a gun. 1319 01:02:00.967 --> 01:02:03.303 All right? My brain is my weapon. 1320 01:02:03.386 --> 01:02:05.013 And it is fully loaded, sir. 1321 01:02:05.096 --> 01:02:07.641 Okay, fine. Then you wheel the cart. 1322 01:02:07.724 --> 01:02:10.352 What did I say? Please don't do that, okay? Just... 1323 01:02:11.144 --> 01:02:12.479 grab the extension cord. 1324 01:02:13.230 --> 01:02:14.397 Let's go. 1325 01:02:38.630 --> 01:02:40.632 -You feeling tired yet? -Fuck you. 1326 01:02:40.715 --> 01:02:42.801 You're like the worst Bond villain ever. 1327 01:02:42.884 --> 01:02:44.719 You might as well just kill me, 'cause... 1328 01:02:44.803 --> 01:02:47.138 ...I ain't gettin' tired. 1329 01:02:47.764 --> 01:02:50.183 Well, Lil Puma looks kind of tuckered out. 1330 01:02:50.809 --> 01:02:52.852 Maybe we should put him out of his misery. 1331 01:03:24.718 --> 01:03:26.553 Wowee! 1332 01:03:26.636 --> 01:03:29.347 Now, that-- that was fun. Oh, God. 1333 01:03:29.431 --> 01:03:30.557 Take respect. 1334 01:03:30.640 --> 01:03:31.850 - Don't ask. - Yeah! 1335 01:03:31.933 --> 01:03:33.435 -Take. -Oh! 1336 01:03:33.518 --> 01:03:35.645 Did you see all the fuckin' blood in that water? 1337 01:03:35.729 --> 01:03:39.399 How much blood was in that dog? It's like a fuckin' bloodhound! 1338 01:03:39.482 --> 01:03:40.442 All right, mister! 1339 01:03:40.525 --> 01:03:44.654 I think we have all had just about enough! Right? 1340 01:03:44.738 --> 01:03:47.615 Your treatment of our hotel guest is unacceptable, 1341 01:03:47.699 --> 01:03:51.036 not to mention your complete and utter disregard for hotel property! 1342 01:03:51.119 --> 01:03:53.079 And you killed the little rat puppy! 1343 01:03:53.163 --> 01:03:57.042 As acting manager of the Level Hotel, I am telling you, 1344 01:03:57.125 --> 01:03:58.793 this ends now! 1345 01:03:58.877 --> 01:04:01.087 Oh, God. 1346 01:04:03.131 --> 01:04:05.175 Just-- There you are. 1347 01:04:05.258 --> 01:04:06.343 That's better. 1348 01:04:08.094 --> 01:04:09.304 Look at the time. 1349 01:04:10.430 --> 01:04:13.767 It appears the U.S. government doesn't care about you. 1350 01:04:14.351 --> 01:04:17.187 In 60 seconds, someone will die. 1351 01:04:18.313 --> 01:04:20.774 But, uh, I think I'm done with killing. 1352 01:04:21.316 --> 01:04:24.694 For a little while, at least, um... 1353 01:04:27.572 --> 01:04:28.615 Don't talk. 1354 01:04:28.698 --> 01:04:31.076 - You. - Oh, shit. 1355 01:04:31.159 --> 01:04:32.118 No. Babe. 1356 01:04:32.202 --> 01:04:34.120 Do something. Volunteer as tribute. 1357 01:04:34.204 --> 01:04:35.163 -Do something! -Up. 1358 01:04:35.246 --> 01:04:36.915 Do something! Oh, God. Okay. 1359 01:04:36.998 --> 01:04:38.625 And... 1360 01:04:40.919 --> 01:04:43.088 No way. You. 1361 01:04:43.171 --> 01:04:44.798 Cut them free, please. 1362 01:04:44.881 --> 01:04:45.715 Step forward. 1363 01:04:53.264 --> 01:04:54.557 Now... 1364 01:04:54.641 --> 01:04:55.767 fight to the death. 1365 01:04:57.394 --> 01:04:59.187 What? No. 1366 01:04:59.270 --> 01:05:02.273 I'm sending this... Oh! 1367 01:05:02.357 --> 01:05:04.234 ...to the news next. 1368 01:05:05.276 --> 01:05:07.320 -Look, I'm not killing her. -Okay. 1369 01:05:07.404 --> 01:05:10.323 One of you kill the other... or I shoot you both. 1370 01:05:10.907 --> 01:05:14.869 <i>Look, anybody who can see this, <i>I don't wanna do this! 1371 01:05:14.953 --> 01:05:17.330 <i>I am not a murderer! 1372 01:05:17.414 --> 01:05:18.873 <i>You got that right! 1373 01:05:20.417 --> 01:05:21.876 - Christ. <i>- Shit, I killed him. 1374 01:05:22.252 --> 01:05:23.837 <i>J-Joel... 1375 01:05:24.546 --> 01:05:26.172 <i>Now, that's what I call television. 1376 01:05:26.256 --> 01:05:27.632 <i>But let's not do it again. 1377 01:05:27.715 --> 01:05:29.676 <i>Bring me my money, my helicopter. 1378 01:05:30.802 --> 01:05:32.929 -Did they put the money together yet? -Just now. 1379 01:05:33.012 --> 01:05:34.556 Tell 'em to get the chopper up now. 1380 01:05:34.639 --> 01:05:35.473 Yes, sir. 1381 01:05:37.267 --> 01:05:39.394 Hey, dude. Keep it down. 1382 01:05:49.904 --> 01:05:52.115 Hey. Hurry the fuck up. 1383 01:05:52.198 --> 01:05:54.033 Okay, do you want me to be fast or quiet? 1384 01:05:54.117 --> 01:05:55.952 'Cause that guy's about to kill somebody. 1385 01:05:56.035 --> 01:05:58.121 Come on, go, go, go, go, go, go. 1386 01:06:07.088 --> 01:06:08.798 Come on, come on, move it. 1387 01:06:26.608 --> 01:06:28.234 It was just working. Oop. 1388 01:06:28.318 --> 01:06:29.903 You're gonna die so fast compared to me. 1389 01:06:29.986 --> 01:06:31.905 Okay. It's ready. 1390 01:06:31.988 --> 01:06:34.616 -I got the torch. Need a lighter. -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Here. 1391 01:06:34.699 --> 01:06:36.534 Okay, just hand it to me. All right. 1392 01:06:36.618 --> 01:06:37.994 And, uh, plug in the fan. 1393 01:06:38.077 --> 01:06:40.288 -Hurry! -I'm going to. Where's the extension cord? 1394 01:06:41.331 --> 01:06:42.916 Oh, was I supposed to bring that? 1395 01:06:42.999 --> 01:06:44.709 Yeah, I said bring it. 1396 01:06:45.418 --> 01:06:48.588 Yeah, well, you also said you didn't need my help. 1397 01:06:49.172 --> 01:06:51.716 Then you cut me out of the Skintendo. 1398 01:06:51.799 --> 01:06:54.427 So, I don't know, I guess I was just a little confused. 1399 01:06:56.346 --> 01:06:59.057 -Alexxx, no. -Dude. 1400 01:06:59.432 --> 01:07:01.768 Please do not be a complete piece of shit 1401 01:07:01.851 --> 01:07:03.686 and tell me you brought that extension cord. 1402 01:07:03.770 --> 01:07:04.896 Mm-mm-mm. 1403 01:07:05.647 --> 01:07:08.149 You're playing games because we wouldn't let you be in charge? 1404 01:07:08.233 --> 01:07:10.401 Dude, those people are counting on us. 1405 01:07:10.485 --> 01:07:13.321 Forget it. It's fine. Just-- you're gonna have to build a longer tube, 1406 01:07:13.404 --> 01:07:14.239 some kind of conduit. 1407 01:07:14.322 --> 01:07:17.075 Just get some more fucking... grocery bags or... 1408 01:07:17.158 --> 01:07:18.576 -Uh... -No, no, no. 1409 01:07:18.660 --> 01:07:19.494 Fuck you. 1410 01:07:19.577 --> 01:07:22.914 You are so fucking selfish, it's disgusting. 1411 01:07:22.997 --> 01:07:27.335 I'm serious when I say this, as maybe a friend, 1412 01:07:27.418 --> 01:07:28.753 but you better... watch your back. 1413 01:07:28.836 --> 01:07:30.129 Dude, you watch your back. 1414 01:07:30.213 --> 01:07:31.798 -No, dude, behind you! -Watch your back! 1415 01:07:36.261 --> 01:07:37.136 Fuck! 1416 01:07:37.220 --> 01:07:39.264 Don't shoot them, you idiot. 1417 01:07:39.347 --> 01:07:40.640 They're mine. 1418 01:07:41.683 --> 01:07:43.476 Damn it. 1419 01:07:56.781 --> 01:07:57.824 Well, well. 1420 01:07:59.158 --> 01:08:02.120 Looks like Little Miss Tough Girl ain't so tough anymore, is she? 1421 01:08:03.871 --> 01:08:06.708 We gonna have some fun. 1422 01:08:10.587 --> 01:08:12.964 -Split up! -Split up! 1423 01:08:14.257 --> 01:08:16.342 Shit! Go this way! 1424 01:08:20.179 --> 01:08:21.598 -No! -Oh, shit! 1425 01:08:21.681 --> 01:08:22.890 What are you doing? Split up! 1426 01:08:22.974 --> 01:08:24.726 -Yeah, we did! -I meant all of us. 1427 01:08:25.351 --> 01:08:28.855 I need a minute, man. I got to take a little trip somewhere. 1428 01:08:29.230 --> 01:08:31.524 What? Oh, fuck no. 1429 01:08:31.608 --> 01:08:34.360 You're gonna smoke salvia while we're being hunted by murderers? 1430 01:08:34.444 --> 01:08:35.445 That's right. Know why? 1431 01:08:35.528 --> 01:08:37.697 'Cause I don't wanna know I'm being hunted by murderers. 1432 01:08:37.780 --> 01:08:40.116 Oh, yeah, suck it down, you fuckin' sicko. 1433 01:08:44.078 --> 01:08:45.788 What about Alexxx, man? We got to find him. 1434 01:08:47.957 --> 01:08:49.125 Shit! 1435 01:09:08.353 --> 01:09:10.271 Get ready to be my first kill! 1436 01:09:10.355 --> 01:09:13.358 Yeah? Be prepared to be my millionth. 1437 01:09:16.361 --> 01:09:17.278 Yeah, right! 1438 01:09:18.237 --> 01:09:19.489 If you'd said nine or ten, 1439 01:09:19.572 --> 01:09:21.574 I'd be like, "This guy's a murderer," but a million? 1440 01:09:21.658 --> 01:09:24.077 It's way too many! That's too many murders! 1441 01:09:24.160 --> 01:09:25.370 No! 1442 01:09:41.386 --> 01:09:42.220 No! 1443 01:09:54.941 --> 01:09:56.943 Oh, God! 1444 01:09:57.026 --> 01:10:01.280 I'm gonna fucking kill you, you son of a bitch. 1445 01:10:02.490 --> 01:10:04.492 My bad. 1446 01:10:06.577 --> 01:10:08.538 Oh! I'm so sorry! 1447 01:10:09.247 --> 01:10:12.208 I'm sorry! I don't want to! 1448 01:10:14.752 --> 01:10:16.754 Fuck you! 1449 01:10:30.643 --> 01:10:31.561 Follow me. 1450 01:10:40.319 --> 01:10:43.156 Great. Back in El Jizzblaster's room. 1451 01:10:44.031 --> 01:10:46.075 - So what now? - Nothing. 1452 01:10:47.160 --> 01:10:49.245 Okay? We're done. 1453 01:10:49.328 --> 01:10:51.956 You ruined our best shot at ending all this. 1454 01:10:52.039 --> 01:10:53.332 Fuck you! 1455 01:10:55.084 --> 01:10:57.295 Okay, good. You're fired up. 1456 01:10:57.879 --> 01:11:00.298 So I won't take that personally. Now let's use that energy-- 1457 01:11:00.381 --> 01:11:01.883 Alexxx, take it personally. 1458 01:11:01.966 --> 01:11:04.552 We're done following you around for good. 1459 01:11:08.139 --> 01:11:12.685 Whatever. You guys are doing A-okay without me, right? 1460 01:11:12.769 --> 01:11:15.021 Working in secret on the Skintendo Joysuit? 1461 01:11:15.104 --> 01:11:16.564 How long has that been going on, huh? 1462 01:11:16.647 --> 01:11:17.940 Jesus Christ. Years. 1463 01:11:18.024 --> 01:11:21.861 I can't believe I followed a loser like you around for years. 1464 01:11:21.944 --> 01:11:23.237 I'm not a loser! 1465 01:11:24.614 --> 01:11:26.532 Whoa! Hey! No! 1466 01:11:28.201 --> 01:11:29.660 You just shot at me? 1467 01:11:29.744 --> 01:11:31.871 I shot near you, bitch. 1468 01:11:32.997 --> 01:11:33.998 Okay. 1469 01:11:35.291 --> 01:11:36.250 Me too, then. 1470 01:11:39.337 --> 01:11:40.463 You son of a... 1471 01:11:44.300 --> 01:11:45.968 Guys! Stop. 1472 01:11:46.052 --> 01:11:47.220 Shut up, Baby Dunc. 1473 01:11:47.303 --> 01:11:50.515 My name is Joel, you idiots! 1474 01:11:54.519 --> 01:11:56.646 Oh, shit! Oh! 1475 01:12:00.316 --> 01:12:01.192 Oh! 1476 01:12:09.450 --> 01:12:11.536 Oh, I wish this were fucking loaded, dude, 1477 01:12:11.619 --> 01:12:14.080 'cause then I would put it there right through your skull! 1478 01:12:14.163 --> 01:12:16.624 Well, if this was loaded, I'd come sideways on you like ka-kow. 1479 01:12:16.707 --> 01:12:19.502 Really? 'Cause it'd come out the other side, and I'd just suture it up. 1480 01:12:19.585 --> 01:12:21.462 Oh, okay, well, then my gun has a bayonet on it, 1481 01:12:21.546 --> 01:12:22.922 and I'd, ugh, un-suture your face! 1482 01:12:23.005 --> 01:12:24.799 Oh, really? Guess what. I got more sutures. 1483 01:12:24.882 --> 01:12:27.635 -Suture, suture, suture. -What, motherfucker? You spell "suture"! 1484 01:12:27.718 --> 01:12:28.761 You spell "suture"! 1485 01:12:29.178 --> 01:12:30.429 I'm doing this too. 1486 01:12:32.515 --> 01:12:35.434 I wish this were fuckin' loaded, dude. 1487 01:12:38.479 --> 01:12:39.522 This is loaded. 1488 01:12:42.233 --> 01:12:44.193 Rich to Mr. Ahmad. I found those waiters. 1489 01:12:44.861 --> 01:12:45.862 We're housekeepers. 1490 01:12:45.945 --> 01:12:49.115 <i>Perfect timing. Bring them to <i>the conference room. I'll kill them next. 1491 01:12:49.198 --> 01:12:51.868 Too late. They're already dead. 1492 01:12:52.535 --> 01:12:53.828 Oh, good. 1493 01:12:53.911 --> 01:12:55.329 Erma got them? 1494 01:12:55.413 --> 01:12:58.124 <i>No, me. I'll be up in five. 1495 01:12:59.125 --> 01:13:02.044 Mr. Ahmad. There's a chopper approaching. 1496 01:13:04.797 --> 01:13:06.215 You guys look exhausted. 1497 01:13:07.633 --> 01:13:08.634 Let's hit the spa. 1498 01:13:09.927 --> 01:13:11.053 Move! 1499 01:13:13.180 --> 01:13:16.350 I've been waiting for these pics for a long-ass time now. 1500 01:13:19.103 --> 01:13:20.605 Yo, the guys are gonna love this. 1501 01:13:20.688 --> 01:13:22.064 You look motherfucking insane. 1502 01:13:23.691 --> 01:13:26.569 Come on, that shit is funny. I know you got a big-ass dick on your face, 1503 01:13:26.652 --> 01:13:28.029 but hey, poo-poo head? 1504 01:13:28.112 --> 01:13:29.614 -That's some funny shit right-- -Mm-mm. 1505 01:13:31.240 --> 01:13:32.617 I thought that shit was funny. 1506 01:13:38.748 --> 01:13:40.708 Okay, okay, okay. You hate America. 1507 01:13:40.791 --> 01:13:42.126 Man, I get that. 1508 01:13:42.209 --> 01:13:43.920 Slavery, drones, 1509 01:13:44.003 --> 01:13:46.547 they just discontinued the KFC Double Down out of nowhere, 1510 01:13:46.631 --> 01:13:48.591 but, like, come on, man, we're good guys. 1511 01:13:51.886 --> 01:13:53.095 I'm here for the money. 1512 01:13:53.804 --> 01:13:56.599 And after this job, Jared and I were finally gonna get away from it all. 1513 01:13:56.682 --> 01:13:58.935 Is that the, uh-- the guy upstairs? 1514 01:13:59.018 --> 01:14:01.270 -Yeah, it's the guy upstairs. -What is that? 1515 01:14:01.354 --> 01:14:02.438 What is that? 1516 01:14:04.607 --> 01:14:06.984 You don't know what it's like to lose someone like that. 1517 01:14:07.068 --> 01:14:08.319 I do. 1518 01:14:08.402 --> 01:14:09.862 I pushed them away myself. 1519 01:14:10.404 --> 01:14:13.741 Oh, fuck. 1520 01:14:15.785 --> 01:14:17.411 Don't fuck with me, asshole. 1521 01:14:18.371 --> 01:14:19.705 I'm just getting started. 1522 01:14:22.416 --> 01:14:24.210 Now, you know what? Let's relax a little bit. 1523 01:14:24.293 --> 01:14:25.711 Let's turn these off. 1524 01:14:26.295 --> 01:14:27.630 There you go. 1525 01:14:28.130 --> 01:14:29.048 Now... 1526 01:14:29.924 --> 01:14:32.259 What's next on your spa menu... 1527 01:14:34.679 --> 01:14:36.389 Have you guys ever had... 1528 01:14:37.014 --> 01:14:39.100 a lava stone massage? 1529 01:14:39.183 --> 01:14:40.434 No. 1530 01:14:40.518 --> 01:14:41.852 We're maids, man. 1531 01:14:41.936 --> 01:14:43.688 We can't even afford a lava lamp. 1532 01:14:43.771 --> 01:14:46.190 Oh, they're fabulous. 1533 01:14:50.653 --> 01:14:53.364 Oh, this is gonna feel so good. 1534 01:14:53.447 --> 01:14:56.826 For me. It's gonna really, really hurt you. 1535 01:14:56.909 --> 01:14:58.077 No. No, no, no! 1536 01:14:58.160 --> 01:15:00.997 - Oh, yeah! - Fuck! 1537 01:15:01.080 --> 01:15:02.540 Let's get out those knots! 1538 01:15:03.666 --> 01:15:06.002 -Stop it! Just stop! Stop doing it. -Stop! 1539 01:15:06.085 --> 01:15:08.504 Please. We're sorry we killed your friend, seriously. 1540 01:15:09.463 --> 01:15:10.423 My what? 1541 01:15:11.716 --> 01:15:13.092 -My what? -Your friend. 1542 01:15:13.718 --> 01:15:15.011 My friend? 1543 01:15:15.761 --> 01:15:18.180 -You sound like my dad! -Okay. 1544 01:15:18.264 --> 01:15:19.807 He wasn't my friend! 1545 01:15:19.890 --> 01:15:21.225 He was my everything! 1546 01:15:21.851 --> 01:15:22.685 Ow! 1547 01:15:22.768 --> 01:15:24.645 Hey, fuckface! 1548 01:15:24.729 --> 01:15:28.065 -Alexxx, stop. What are you doing? -No, no, no, no. Fuck this crybaby. 1549 01:15:28.149 --> 01:15:31.152 Oh, why you being such a fucking cwybaby? 1550 01:15:31.235 --> 01:15:32.945 "Ooh, my lover's dead." 1551 01:15:33.487 --> 01:15:34.655 You know what you should do? 1552 01:15:35.364 --> 01:15:37.783 Take your own dick, shove it up your own butt, 1553 01:15:37.867 --> 01:15:39.994 impregnate it, have a butt baby. 1554 01:15:40.077 --> 01:15:42.038 You know what I'd call him? 1555 01:15:42.121 --> 01:15:43.372 Jared Jr. 1556 01:15:43.456 --> 01:15:45.124 -Hey, fuck you. -Fuck you. 1557 01:15:45.207 --> 01:15:47.626 You just earned yourself a deep tissue. 1558 01:15:47.710 --> 01:15:49.962 This guy and the fucking puns, am I right? 1559 01:15:54.759 --> 01:15:55.801 Oh, my God. 1560 01:15:58.763 --> 01:16:04.602 ♪ <i>You fucked up <i>You fucking Nazi whore ♪ 1561 01:16:07.021 --> 01:16:08.564 ♪ <i>Well, you dicked me over ♪ 1562 01:16:08.647 --> 01:16:09.607 Alexxx, look. 1563 01:16:11.233 --> 01:16:12.735 ♪ <i>You fucked up ♪ 1564 01:16:18.616 --> 01:16:22.203 ♪ <i>...you bitch <i>You really fucked up ♪ 1565 01:16:32.838 --> 01:16:34.131 Ohh! 1566 01:16:35.758 --> 01:16:36.842 Am I dead? 1567 01:16:36.926 --> 01:16:38.928 Is he dead? 1568 01:16:41.764 --> 01:16:42.848 Ew. 1569 01:16:43.849 --> 01:16:45.935 This dude definitely just shit himself, didn't he? 1570 01:16:46.060 --> 01:16:47.228 Yeah. 1571 01:16:47.812 --> 01:16:50.106 That was a really good idea about the oil spill. 1572 01:16:50.898 --> 01:16:54.485 Yeah, thanks. I wasn't, uh, sure what your plan was, but yeah. 1573 01:16:54.568 --> 01:16:58.197 Yeah, I didn't really have a plan, per se. 1574 01:16:58.280 --> 01:17:00.699 I mean, it is me, after all, so... 1575 01:17:04.203 --> 01:17:07.623 I just wanted to do something selfless for you guys for once. 1576 01:17:08.999 --> 01:17:09.959 Yeah. 1577 01:17:11.127 --> 01:17:13.212 And that's what you bring to the table, man. 1578 01:17:14.004 --> 01:17:18.509 When we're ready to just lay down and die, you step up. 1579 01:17:20.052 --> 01:17:23.430 I would cry if it wasn't such a bitch-ass thing to do. 1580 01:17:23.514 --> 01:17:24.557 So I'm not going to. 1581 01:17:24.640 --> 01:17:26.308 -Don't cry. -Do not cry. 1582 01:17:27.143 --> 01:17:28.561 Got this. 1583 01:17:29.395 --> 01:17:31.397 But I will let you guys know... 1584 01:17:31.480 --> 01:17:33.232 that I fucking love you, dog. 1585 01:17:33.315 --> 01:17:36.902 -I really love you. -Darren, I fucking love you. 1586 01:17:37.862 --> 01:17:38.863 Count me in. 1587 01:17:41.782 --> 01:17:42.616 What's up? 1588 01:17:43.450 --> 01:17:46.537 -And also with you. -Take it, just take it. 1589 01:17:46.620 --> 01:17:50.541 That's fine. I'm okay with you repressing your emotions for now, 1590 01:17:50.624 --> 01:17:53.502 because I understand the type of upbringing that you've had. 1591 01:17:54.420 --> 01:17:57.131 And just know that if we make it out of here alive, 1592 01:17:57.965 --> 01:17:59.466 I wanna see those upgrades. 1593 01:17:59.550 --> 01:18:01.302 I wanna be that dude that... 1594 01:18:02.094 --> 01:18:03.971 ...that helps you guys get your ideas made. 1595 01:18:04.054 --> 01:18:06.056 I wanna be the fertilizer. I am the shit. 1596 01:18:06.140 --> 01:18:09.935 And you guys are the little idea seeds that are gonna be planted within me, 1597 01:18:10.019 --> 01:18:11.395 and we are gonna blossom... 1598 01:18:11.478 --> 01:18:14.190 ...and make a little Skintendo flower. 1599 01:18:19.361 --> 01:18:20.487 You know what? 1600 01:18:20.571 --> 01:18:22.406 Let's build Skintendo right now. 1601 01:18:23.240 --> 01:18:25.326 Don't know what I said. I sort of was just talking. 1602 01:18:25.409 --> 01:18:27.328 Let's do it. Tonight. 1603 01:18:27.411 --> 01:18:28.787 But why? For what? 1604 01:18:29.663 --> 01:18:31.332 To kill bad guys. 1605 01:18:31.415 --> 01:18:33.667 -Fuck yes. -So what do you say? 1606 01:18:33.751 --> 01:18:35.085 Baby Dunc, you ready? 1607 01:18:35.169 --> 01:18:36.086 Sorry. 1608 01:18:37.671 --> 01:18:38.505 Joel. 1609 01:18:38.589 --> 01:18:41.217 -You up for this? -Yeah. 1610 01:18:41.300 --> 01:18:42.718 I can make it happen. 1611 01:18:46.013 --> 01:18:47.973 And I think I know how. Oh! 1612 01:18:49.350 --> 01:18:51.435 -Just got my baby hairs. -Sure. 1613 01:18:52.394 --> 01:18:54.855 How exactly does this friend-control mode thing work? 1614 01:18:54.939 --> 01:18:58.400 Okay, so you know how the suit can control the character in the game? 1615 01:18:58.484 --> 01:18:59.401 I do, yeah. 1616 01:18:59.485 --> 01:19:02.321 Friend-control mode takes that concept to another level. 1617 01:19:02.988 --> 01:19:06.951 But I didn't have any of my material, so I had to use the electro stim pads 1618 01:19:07.034 --> 01:19:10.037 to control his muscles. Unfortunately, I ran out of stim pads, 1619 01:19:10.120 --> 01:19:12.331 so it can pretty much just walk and spin. 1620 01:19:12.414 --> 01:19:15.209 Which is why I loaded the fists full of those lava stones. 1621 01:19:15.292 --> 01:19:18.837 So it's kind of like a, uh, swinging sledgehammer type thing. 1622 01:19:18.921 --> 01:19:20.005 Nice work, Joel. 1623 01:19:21.548 --> 01:19:23.842 Sledgehammer spin-punching robo-zombie. 1624 01:19:23.926 --> 01:19:25.135 - Yeah. - Cool. 1625 01:19:25.219 --> 01:19:28.430 And the air fresheners are because... 1626 01:19:28.514 --> 01:19:30.015 -He shit himself earlier. -Mm-hm. 1627 01:19:30.099 --> 01:19:31.392 -So... -In the spa. 1628 01:19:31.475 --> 01:19:33.394 -Little funky. -Right, okay. Let's see something. 1629 01:19:33.936 --> 01:19:35.688 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 1630 01:19:35.771 --> 01:19:37.481 Oh, punching. Oh. 1631 01:19:37.564 --> 01:19:38.899 -Ooh, shit! -Nice. 1632 01:19:38.983 --> 01:19:40.317 - It's good. - Cool. 1633 01:19:40.401 --> 01:19:41.360 Okay, uh-oh. 1634 01:19:41.443 --> 01:19:43.195 -Give me a shimmy-shimmy. -We should, uh... 1635 01:19:43.279 --> 01:19:44.280 Shake-a-shake-a-shake. 1636 01:19:44.363 --> 01:19:45.990 -Dab it on him. Dab it on him. -...attack? 1637 01:19:46.073 --> 01:19:47.950 -Alexxx, let's attack, please. -Wiggle, wiggle. 1638 01:19:48.033 --> 01:19:49.201 Yep, okay, yep. 1639 01:19:49.535 --> 01:19:50.786 Nope, nope! No, no, no, no. 1640 01:19:50.869 --> 01:19:52.538 -Okay, all right. -It's just actually... 1641 01:19:52.621 --> 01:19:53.706 no, I'm not ready. 1642 01:19:53.789 --> 01:19:55.124 I have to tell you guys something, 1643 01:19:55.249 --> 01:19:57.793 and it's been weighing on me for a long time. 1644 01:19:58.460 --> 01:20:00.963 - I am... - A gay guy. 1645 01:20:01.046 --> 01:20:03.674 Yep, we know. Zero to hero, go! 1646 01:20:03.757 --> 01:20:05.217 Just don't have time, sorry. 1647 01:20:08.387 --> 01:20:09.930 Rich, where have you been? 1648 01:20:10.014 --> 01:20:11.473 And what... 1649 01:20:11.557 --> 01:20:13.225 what are you-- what are you wearing? 1650 01:20:14.518 --> 01:20:16.770 Yo. It's the suit. 1651 01:20:16.854 --> 01:20:18.439 Fuck you, bad guys. 1652 01:20:18.522 --> 01:20:20.024 Fuck you, bad guys! 1653 01:20:21.984 --> 01:20:24.320 <i>♪ Gimme fuel, gimme fire <i>Gimme that which I desire ♪ 1654 01:20:29.116 --> 01:20:31.327 Be prepared to meet your maker, motherfucker! 1655 01:20:31.410 --> 01:20:32.578 Fists of fury, bitch! 1656 01:20:40.544 --> 01:20:42.838 <i>♪ Yeah... ♪ 1657 01:20:42.921 --> 01:20:45.132 Yeah! Oh, I spun right-- you saw that. 1658 01:20:45.215 --> 01:20:47.301 What do you mean, "we know"? 1659 01:20:47.384 --> 01:20:50.554 You've come out to us a hundred times. It's your drunk thing. Get the guy. 1660 01:20:54.600 --> 01:20:56.810 Yeah, the first time was prom our senior year, 1661 01:20:56.894 --> 01:20:58.812 and then a bunch of times in New Orleans. 1662 01:20:58.896 --> 01:21:02.983 Something about Bourbon Street, man. It brings it out of you, and then... 1663 01:21:03.067 --> 01:21:05.402 Then when we got Osama bin Laden, we all got really drunk, 1664 01:21:05.486 --> 01:21:07.905 and you wouldn't shut the fuck up about how gay you were. 1665 01:21:14.244 --> 01:21:16.872 Why didn't you say anything? This shit weighs heavily on me. 1666 01:21:16.955 --> 01:21:19.958 You've never brought it up sober, so we were kind of waiting for you to... 1667 01:21:20.042 --> 01:21:21.293 well, do what you're doing now. 1668 01:21:21.377 --> 01:21:23.545 This is the moment, yeah. I suppose this is the moment. 1669 01:21:23.629 --> 01:21:25.381 And by the way, congrats on coming out. 1670 01:21:25.464 --> 01:21:26.924 - This is a big deal. - Yeah. 1671 01:21:27.007 --> 01:21:28.008 -Huge. -That is huge. 1672 01:21:28.092 --> 01:21:30.594 Hey, look, the Skintendo Joysuit's working. That's awesome. 1673 01:21:30.677 --> 01:21:32.930 -Damn right. -Yeah, I'm actually really surprised 1674 01:21:33.013 --> 01:21:34.973 the Dirt Devil batteries aren't overheating. 1675 01:21:36.809 --> 01:21:40.896 <i>♪ Quench my thirst with gasoline ♪ 1676 01:21:41.230 --> 01:21:43.690 <i>♪ Gimme fuel, gimme fire <i>Gimme that which I desire ♪ 1677 01:21:49.863 --> 01:21:52.366 Oh, God, and that is the Dirt Devil batteries overheating. 1678 01:21:56.829 --> 01:21:58.914 That was fucking dope. 1679 01:22:00.124 --> 01:22:01.417 Let's do this. 1680 01:22:04.002 --> 01:22:06.338 Well, let's fuck some shit up. 1681 01:22:06.422 --> 01:22:09.091 Whoa, Joel, suddenly not scared of everything. 1682 01:22:09.174 --> 01:22:11.343 Yeah. That was when I was in the closet. 1683 01:22:11.427 --> 01:22:13.595 Now I'm the most powerful thing in the world... 1684 01:22:14.680 --> 01:22:17.141 a pissed-off gay dude. 1685 01:22:18.976 --> 01:22:21.019 Stay in the back, because we have guns and you don't. 1686 01:22:21.103 --> 01:22:22.479 -Yep. -Don't need one. 1687 01:22:22.563 --> 01:22:23.564 -Ready? -Let's do this. 1688 01:22:23.647 --> 01:22:26.316 Let's do this! Let's do this shit! 1689 01:22:26.400 --> 01:22:28.902 Dew'd Crew! 1690 01:22:29.403 --> 01:22:31.363 Bump it, bump it... 1691 01:22:40.998 --> 01:22:43.417 Stop shooting, or he's dead. 1692 01:22:43.500 --> 01:22:46.712 Yo, butler dude! It's over, man. 1693 01:22:46.795 --> 01:22:49.465 I am not a butler! 1694 01:22:49.548 --> 01:22:51.508 Yeah, right, and we're not waiters. 1695 01:22:51.592 --> 01:22:52.509 We're not. 1696 01:22:52.593 --> 01:22:54.344 -Well, we're waiters. -We're like-- okay. 1697 01:22:54.428 --> 01:22:57.097 Look, cops have the place surrounded, so drop your guns! 1698 01:22:57.681 --> 01:22:59.808 Good advice. 1699 01:22:59.892 --> 01:23:04.563 Put... your guns... down. 1700 01:23:04.646 --> 01:23:05.689 Erma! 1701 01:23:06.482 --> 01:23:08.734 -What happened to your face? -Shut up! 1702 01:23:08.817 --> 01:23:09.818 Go get the money. 1703 01:23:09.902 --> 01:23:11.361 Let's go! 1704 01:23:11.445 --> 01:23:14.198 Excuse me, ma'am. 1705 01:23:14.656 --> 01:23:17.576 I do not appreciate the way you've been trying to kill us tonight. 1706 01:23:17.659 --> 01:23:19.661 -I don't think she cares, man. -Mm. 1707 01:23:19.745 --> 01:23:21.497 Erma, have your fun and get up to the roof. 1708 01:23:21.580 --> 01:23:22.789 Alan, grab what you can. 1709 01:23:22.873 --> 01:23:27.628 Oh, shit, your boyfriend's leaving. You should probably roll with him, right? 1710 01:23:27.711 --> 01:23:30.923 He is not... my boyfriend! 1711 01:23:31.006 --> 01:23:32.508 Okay, you're single. Cool. What's up? 1712 01:23:32.591 --> 01:23:36.762 I... am a trained killer on a job. 1713 01:23:37.471 --> 01:23:38.514 And you... 1714 01:23:39.306 --> 01:23:41.099 are in my office. 1715 01:23:44.019 --> 01:23:46.730 Uh, Joel, what are you doing? She's gonna blow your brains out, man. 1716 01:23:48.941 --> 01:23:53.529 You... need to apologize. 1717 01:23:54.112 --> 01:23:54.988 Okay? 1718 01:23:55.405 --> 01:23:56.740 He's gay now. 1719 01:24:05.999 --> 01:24:07.668 Oh, shit. 1720 01:24:13.131 --> 01:24:16.385 I don't do apologies, faggot. 1721 01:24:16.927 --> 01:24:20.055 Ooh, I know you didn't just call me the F word! 1722 01:24:20.138 --> 01:24:21.848 Joel, you haven't even fucked a dude yet. 1723 01:24:21.932 --> 01:24:23.600 Yes, I have. 1724 01:24:23.684 --> 01:24:25.644 And in the butt's better than vagina. 1725 01:24:26.311 --> 01:24:28.564 -Way better. -Chicks have butts too, though. 1726 01:24:32.317 --> 01:24:35.028 Oh! Whoa, dude, I just slapped the shit out of her. 1727 01:24:35.112 --> 01:24:36.989 -Yeah, you did. -That was awesome. Nice, Joel. 1728 01:24:37.072 --> 01:24:38.031 -Look out! -Watch out! 1729 01:24:38.115 --> 01:24:39.157 Oh! 1730 01:24:39.241 --> 01:24:41.660 This ends now! 1731 01:24:44.454 --> 01:24:46.039 -Oh, man! -Oh, no. 1732 01:24:48.834 --> 01:24:50.335 -Get him, Erma! -Come on, Joel! 1733 01:24:50.419 --> 01:24:52.087 Let's go, Joel! 1734 01:24:53.130 --> 01:24:54.631 Take that! 1735 01:24:54.715 --> 01:24:56.216 -Yeah! -Little fucker! 1736 01:24:56.300 --> 01:24:58.218 Yeah, fuck you, bitch! 1737 01:25:00.053 --> 01:25:04.516 You like that? You like picking on people 'cause they're different? 1738 01:25:12.816 --> 01:25:14.776 No, no! Joel! 1739 01:25:22.868 --> 01:25:24.161 Right in the numbers. 1740 01:25:39.301 --> 01:25:40.802 Yes! 1741 01:25:40.886 --> 01:25:42.262 Yes! 1742 01:25:42.346 --> 01:25:44.181 -You get outta here. -Ha! 1743 01:25:45.807 --> 01:25:47.517 Ho, ho, ho, ho! 1744 01:25:47.601 --> 01:25:50.395 Baby Dunc with the slam dunk. 1745 01:25:50.479 --> 01:25:53.065 Yes! Tom fucking Brady! 1746 01:25:53.148 --> 01:25:54.066 -Not Tom Brady. -No. 1747 01:25:54.149 --> 01:25:56.026 -He plays football, not basketball. -Slam dunk. 1748 01:25:56.109 --> 01:25:57.903 If anyone's Tom Brady, it's my man Mitch. 1749 01:25:57.986 --> 01:26:00.030 -We thought you were dead, dude. -Mitch, your dick. 1750 01:26:00.113 --> 01:26:02.407 Eh, don't worry about it, boys. 1751 01:26:02.491 --> 01:26:03.992 We live in Los Angeles. 1752 01:26:04.076 --> 01:26:08.455 Eh, I give it eight weeks before me and the Swamp Thing get reattached, 1753 01:26:08.538 --> 01:26:11.041 or regrown, or whatever the hell they're gonna do to get us back 1754 01:26:11.124 --> 01:26:13.085 to fuckin' half this town, am I right, boy? 1755 01:26:13.168 --> 01:26:15.295 Is everybody okay? Huh? 1756 01:26:15.379 --> 01:26:17.881 Cassie, huh? You okay? 1757 01:26:17.964 --> 01:26:22.010 Yeah, I-I'm a little shaken, but I feel-- oh, I feel okay. 1758 01:26:22.094 --> 01:26:25.472 Hey... that promotion is yours. 1759 01:26:25.555 --> 01:26:27.140 -Really? -You earned it. 1760 01:26:27.224 --> 01:26:30.018 -Yes. -Now put my pecker on ice, huh? 1761 01:26:30.102 --> 01:26:31.228 Wow, what a night, boys. 1762 01:26:31.311 --> 01:26:34.106 I have been crawling around this hotel for hours. 1763 01:26:34.189 --> 01:26:35.691 -Ooh. -You know what, Mitch? 1764 01:26:35.774 --> 01:26:37.859 -Huh? -I have a better idea. 1765 01:26:38.777 --> 01:26:41.613 How's about I call corporate and tell them what a disgusting 1766 01:26:41.697 --> 01:26:46.284 excuse for a man you are and demand that you be fired immediately? 1767 01:26:46.910 --> 01:26:50.455 No, not because I want your job or a promotion. 1768 01:26:50.956 --> 01:26:54.876 Because I want you to know that if you behave like a pig, 1769 01:26:54.960 --> 01:26:56.962 you deserve to get stuck like one. 1770 01:27:00.841 --> 01:27:04.136 -Wow! -Sixty-one yards. 1771 01:27:04.219 --> 01:27:07.431 New Mexico High School state record, boy or girl. 1772 01:27:07.514 --> 01:27:09.683 I'll make it up. 1773 01:27:09.766 --> 01:27:12.519 Let me just get my head together, and we'll talk about it, all right? 1774 01:27:13.186 --> 01:27:14.354 Hey! 1775 01:27:14.438 --> 01:27:16.940 Somebody get my dick for me there, huh? A little help? 1776 01:27:20.861 --> 01:27:22.487 -Where's Erma? -She's gone. 1777 01:27:22.571 --> 01:27:24.030 What, you didn't grab any money? 1778 01:27:24.114 --> 01:27:25.073 No, I just want-- 1779 01:27:26.199 --> 01:27:27.659 Get this thing in the air already. 1780 01:27:27.743 --> 01:27:30.829 Okay, but I haven't actually technically flown this type of-- 1781 01:27:30.912 --> 01:27:32.497 Alan, helicopter, air, now! 1782 01:27:32.581 --> 01:27:34.458 I'm not the one that shot the pilot! 1783 01:27:51.016 --> 01:27:53.477 -Hey! -Wait! 1784 01:27:53.977 --> 01:27:57.481 Why are their pockets inside out? Why are their pockets inside out?! 1785 01:27:58.398 --> 01:28:00.692 We're the waiters from before! 1786 01:28:00.776 --> 01:28:02.319 We want to buy the Bey back! 1787 01:28:02.402 --> 01:28:05.155 Please, we got all your money, look! You can have it all! 1788 01:28:07.032 --> 01:28:08.575 We just want the Bey! 1789 01:28:08.658 --> 01:28:11.453 If I give you the Bey, they shoot me out of the sky. 1790 01:28:11.536 --> 01:28:15.081 We brought an empty bag! The Bey can just climb inside! 1791 01:28:15.165 --> 01:28:15.999 What? 1792 01:28:16.082 --> 01:28:18.919 They'll never know that he left the helicopter, 1793 01:28:19.002 --> 01:28:20.545 and you get all your money! 1794 01:28:22.672 --> 01:28:23.965 Okay! Hurry! 1795 01:28:26.635 --> 01:28:27.886 Goddamn. 1796 01:28:27.969 --> 01:28:29.554 Get in. Come on. 1797 01:28:29.638 --> 01:28:31.890 Look, I'm saving you, dude. I'm saving you. 1798 01:28:31.973 --> 01:28:33.058 Shut the fuck up. 1799 01:28:34.643 --> 01:28:36.186 You fucking asshole! 1800 01:28:36.269 --> 01:28:37.729 I will fucking kill you, dog! 1801 01:28:37.813 --> 01:28:40.357 -Don't you fucking close that-- -Let's get him out of here. 1802 01:28:41.358 --> 01:28:43.193 -All right, you got all the money. -Right. 1803 01:28:43.276 --> 01:28:44.736 Thanks. You're not gonna regret this. 1804 01:28:44.820 --> 01:28:47.197 Let's make sure of that. 1805 01:28:47.280 --> 01:28:48.490 Oh! 1806 01:28:50.492 --> 01:28:51.493 Jesus. 1807 01:28:52.661 --> 01:28:54.955 -Get rid of him. -Goddamn it. 1808 01:28:56.039 --> 01:28:58.208 Alan, let's go. 1809 01:29:01.253 --> 01:29:02.337 Open it up! 1810 01:29:05.173 --> 01:29:06.007 Come on, open it. 1811 01:29:06.091 --> 01:29:07.759 He's alive. 1812 01:29:07.843 --> 01:29:09.761 - Oh, my God! Oh, shit! - Are you okay? 1813 01:29:09.845 --> 01:29:11.596 Fuck, that motherfucker shot me! 1814 01:29:11.680 --> 01:29:13.974 I can't believe he's getting away with this shit! 1815 01:29:14.057 --> 01:29:16.434 He's not. Watch this shit. 1816 01:29:17.185 --> 01:29:18.103 Cassie. 1817 01:29:18.770 --> 01:29:20.438 Time to let the dogs out. 1818 01:29:21.022 --> 01:29:22.524 Over. You gotta say "over." 1819 01:29:22.607 --> 01:29:25.443 Okay, everybody, that's it! Let's go! Let's go! 1820 01:29:25.527 --> 01:29:26.987 Let's go! 1821 01:29:28.697 --> 01:29:29.948 Faster! 1822 01:29:42.961 --> 01:29:43.795 No. 1823 01:29:45.005 --> 01:29:46.214 No! 1824 01:29:48.925 --> 01:29:50.885 It worked! 1825 01:29:50.969 --> 01:29:52.887 He fucking blew up. 1826 01:29:52.971 --> 01:29:55.682 Yes! Oh, man. It's kind of fun being badass. 1827 01:29:55.765 --> 01:29:57.892 Yeah, yeah, it is, uh, pretty exciting. 1828 01:29:59.060 --> 01:30:01.688 -I told you guys. -You did. 1829 01:30:01.771 --> 01:30:03.982 You did, man. I'm sorry I doubted you. 1830 01:30:05.900 --> 01:30:08.486 -Get me to a fucking hospital! -Yep, okay. 1831 01:30:08.570 --> 01:30:09.529 Dumb fucks! 1832 01:30:16.453 --> 01:30:17.662 Okay, so, you know, 1833 01:30:17.746 --> 01:30:19.956 we'll start working on the Skintendo Joysuit right away 1834 01:30:20.040 --> 01:30:21.291 and then keep you in the loop. 1835 01:30:21.374 --> 01:30:23.251 Yeah, and we are going to need another check. 1836 01:30:23.335 --> 01:30:24.169 Yeah. 1837 01:30:24.252 --> 01:30:26.046 Our lives are in a pretty bad place right now, 1838 01:30:26.129 --> 01:30:28.048 and that check is gonna change our lives forever. 1839 01:30:28.131 --> 01:30:30.759 Fuck are you talking about? I'm not writing you guys another check. 1840 01:30:30.842 --> 01:30:32.636 Hold on. Wait one second. 1841 01:30:32.719 --> 01:30:35.221 Why aren't you gonna-- Oh, he's concussed, right? 1842 01:30:35.305 --> 01:30:37.974 He's got something up with his brain? Is it jiggling around in there? 1843 01:30:38.058 --> 01:30:41.519 Bitch, the only reason I wrote that check was to piss off Ahmad, 1844 01:30:41.603 --> 01:30:44.981 'cause that shit made me laugh. 1845 01:30:46.858 --> 01:30:47.984 Oh, my tummy. 1846 01:30:49.361 --> 01:30:50.945 Get me the fuck up out of here. 1847 01:30:51.029 --> 01:30:52.113 Come on. 1848 01:30:52.197 --> 01:30:54.824 And play with my balls. Make sure my dick still works. 1849 01:30:54.908 --> 01:30:57.702 I do not get that. He seemed like such a stand-up guy on the Instagram. 1850 01:30:57.786 --> 01:30:59.079 -He's an asshole. -Piece of shit. 1851 01:30:59.162 --> 01:31:01.539 Excuse me. Hey, guys, um, I'm Mark Cuban. 1852 01:31:01.623 --> 01:31:03.667 I'm a friend of the Bey's. I was up there tonight. 1853 01:31:03.750 --> 01:31:06.127 - I saw you guys had that bodysuit thing. - Yeah. 1854 01:31:06.211 --> 01:31:07.253 Holy fuckin' shit! 1855 01:31:07.337 --> 01:31:10.590 Oh, yeah, yup, we're gettin' <i>Shark Tanked. 1856 01:31:10.674 --> 01:31:13.468 Mark Cuban wants to buy the Skintendo Joysuit! 1857 01:31:13.551 --> 01:31:15.595 Skintendo Joysuit? That's what you named it? 1858 01:31:15.679 --> 01:31:17.681 - Yeah, I named it. - Good name, right? 1859 01:31:17.764 --> 01:31:20.350 That's bad. No. I'm definitely not interested. 1860 01:31:20.433 --> 01:31:25.105 However, what you just went through tonight was pretty hard-core. 1861 01:31:25.188 --> 01:31:28.066 I'd like to buy your story, turn it into a video game 1862 01:31:28.149 --> 01:31:29.651 starring you guys, 1863 01:31:29.734 --> 01:31:33.154 voiced over and visually modeled after famous actors, of course. 1864 01:31:33.238 --> 01:31:35.156 -I call Sean Astin. -Mark-Paul Gosselaar, please! 1865 01:31:35.240 --> 01:31:37.617 Uh, Cara Delevingne. I don't know. 1866 01:31:37.701 --> 01:31:39.119 -Whoever we can get. -I don't know. 1867 01:31:39.202 --> 01:31:41.329 - All right, guys. - Awesome. Thank you so much. 1868 01:31:41.413 --> 01:31:42.872 Oh, he even walks cool. Sick blanket. 1869 01:31:42.956 --> 01:31:44.416 -See you, Marky Cubes. -Ring-a-ling. 1870 01:31:44.749 --> 01:31:45.792 -Sweet. -That was awesome! 1871 01:31:45.875 --> 01:31:46.960 That's funny. Wow. 1872 01:32:02.642 --> 01:32:04.936 Announcement! Announcement! Shut-- shut up. 1873 01:32:05.019 --> 01:32:07.147 Shut up real quick. I'm gonna make an announcement. 1874 01:32:07.230 --> 01:32:08.732 Hey, look. Now, I know 1875 01:32:08.815 --> 01:32:13.570 we are the millionaire video game mavens that chartered this Costa Rica cruise 1876 01:32:13.653 --> 01:32:15.822 for 100 of our closest friends, yes, 1877 01:32:15.905 --> 01:32:19.325 but I wanna congratulate you guys for having... 1878 01:32:19.409 --> 01:32:22.287 the best butt-cheeks in the business! 1879 01:32:22.370 --> 01:32:23.538 You guys are hot as fuck. 1880 01:32:23.621 --> 01:32:25.790 And shake 'em if you got 'em! 1881 01:32:25.874 --> 01:32:27.584 Whoa! 1882 01:32:29.335 --> 01:32:31.421 Dinner bell's ringing. Come and get it, boys. 1883 01:32:31.504 --> 01:32:35.884 - Come and get it, huh? - Joel, I am so proud of you, dude. 1884 01:32:36.301 --> 01:32:37.802 Not a day goes by that I miss 1885 01:32:37.886 --> 01:32:41.264 that shy, closeted bitch that you once were, and I mean that. 1886 01:32:41.681 --> 01:32:43.516 -Thanks, man. -And Darren? 1887 01:32:43.600 --> 01:32:46.102 I am beyond thrilled that you are no longer a controlling asshole 1888 01:32:46.186 --> 01:32:49.147 who needs to smoke salvia just to get by. 1889 01:32:49.230 --> 01:32:51.065 Haven't touched the stuff since that night. 1890 01:32:51.149 --> 01:32:52.525 -Good. -You know that. 1891 01:32:52.609 --> 01:32:54.235 Yeah. 1892 01:32:54.319 --> 01:32:57.197 Just, uh, doing cocaine now, you know. But for fun. 1893 01:32:57.280 --> 01:32:58.823 It's better for you. 1894 01:32:58.907 --> 01:33:01.367 Ah! This is the best, guys. 1895 01:33:01.451 --> 01:33:03.953 Look at us. Rich beyond our wildest dreams. 1896 01:33:04.037 --> 01:33:06.206 -Darren doing cocaine for fun. -Shh. 1897 01:33:06.289 --> 01:33:09.292 Joel is, like, fricking wiggling his dick around, just begging for cock. 1898 01:33:09.375 --> 01:33:11.586 Hey, I'm not... I'm not begging yet. 1899 01:33:12.670 --> 01:33:15.590 Oh! Darren, tell Alexxx about that video game idea. 1900 01:33:15.673 --> 01:33:17.467 Oh, yeah. Okay. 1901 01:33:17.550 --> 01:33:18.802 New idea, new game: 1902 01:33:19.302 --> 01:33:22.055 leprechauns... but they're tall. 1903 01:33:22.931 --> 01:33:24.808 Oh, that is a clever twist. 1904 01:33:26.184 --> 01:33:29.729 No. Nope. I'm not all about making money anymore. 1905 01:33:29.813 --> 01:33:32.398 You know what I'm about? Best friends. 1906 01:33:33.566 --> 01:33:34.734 Put your hands in. 1907 01:33:36.528 --> 01:33:38.947 Dew'd Crew! 1908 01:33:39.030 --> 01:33:40.990 Booty bump, a-booty bump! 1909 01:33:41.074 --> 01:33:43.326 Yes! We're gonna live forever! 1910 01:33:43.409 --> 01:33:45.119 We're never gonna die! 1911 01:33:46.329 --> 01:33:47.872 <i>♪ If you'll be my bodyguard ♪ 1912 01:33:48.414 --> 01:33:52.335 <i>♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 1913 01:33:53.461 --> 01:33:55.255 <i>♪ I can call you Betty ♪ 1914 01:33:55.672 --> 01:33:59.342 <i>♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 1915 01:34:31.708 --> 01:34:34.294 <i>♪ Bravehearts ♪ 1916 01:34:34.377 --> 01:34:36.212 <i>♪ Bravehearts ♪ 1917 01:34:36.754 --> 01:34:39.674 <i>♪ Bravehearts ♪ 1918 01:34:39.757 --> 01:34:41.634 <i>♪ Now let's get it all in perspective ♪ 1919 01:34:41.718 --> 01:34:44.512 <i>♪ For all y'all enjoyment <i>A song y'all can step with ♪ 1920 01:34:44.596 --> 01:34:46.806 <i>♪ Y'all appointed me <i>To bring rap justice ♪ 1921 01:34:46.890 --> 01:34:49.559 <i>♪ But I ain't five-O <i>Y'all know it's Nas, yo ♪ 1922 01:34:49.642 --> 01:34:51.853 <i>♪ Grey Goose and a whole lot of hydro ♪ 1923 01:34:51.936 --> 01:34:54.522 <i>♪ Only describe us as soldier survivors ♪ 1924 01:34:54.606 --> 01:34:56.941 <i>♪ Stay laced in the best <i>Well-dressed with finesse ♪ 1925 01:34:57.025 --> 01:34:59.360 <i>♪ In a white tee, lookin' for wifey ♪ 1926 01:34:59.444 --> 01:35:01.863 <i>♪ Thug girl who fly and talks so nicely ♪ 1927 01:35:01.946 --> 01:35:04.657 <i>♪ Put her in the coupe <i>So she can feel the nice breeze ♪ 1928 01:35:04.741 --> 01:35:06.492 <i>♪ We can drive through the city <i>No doubt ♪ 1929 01:35:06.576 --> 01:35:09.746 <i>♪ But don't say my car's topless <i>Say the titties is out ♪ 1930 01:35:09.829 --> 01:35:11.122 <i>♪ Newness, here's the anthem ♪ 1931 01:35:11.205 --> 01:35:14.375 <i>♪ Put your hand up that you shoot with <i>Count your loot with ♪ 1932 01:35:14.459 --> 01:35:18.046 <i>♪ Push the pool stick in your new crib <i>Same hand that you hoop with ♪ 1933 01:35:18.129 --> 01:35:19.756 <i>♪ Swing around like you stupid ♪ 1934 01:35:19.839 --> 01:35:20.965 <i>♪ King of the town ♪ 1935 01:35:21.049 --> 01:35:22.175 <i>♪ Yeah, I been that ♪ 1936 01:35:22.258 --> 01:35:24.802 <i>♪ You know I click-clack <i>Where you and your men's at ♪ 1937 01:35:24.886 --> 01:35:27.305 <i>♪ Do the Smurf, do the wop, baseball bat ♪ 1938 01:35:27.388 --> 01:35:29.807 <i>♪ Rooftop like we bringin' '88 back ♪ 1939 01:35:29.891 --> 01:35:31.100 <i>♪ They shootin' ♪ 1940 01:35:31.184 --> 01:35:32.393 <i>♪ Aw, made you look ♪ 1941 01:35:32.477 --> 01:35:34.812 <i>♪ You a slave <i>To a page in my rhyme book ♪ 1942 01:35:34.896 --> 01:35:37.315 <i>♪ Gettin' big money <i>Playboy, your time's up ♪ 1943 01:35:37.398 --> 01:35:39.567 <i>♪ Where them gangstas at? <i>Where them dimes at? ♪ 1944 01:35:39.651 --> 01:35:41.986 <i>♪ Bravehearts ♪ 1945 01:35:42.070 --> 01:35:44.530 <i>♪ Bravehearts ♪ 1946 01:35:44.614 --> 01:35:47.033 <i>♪ Bravehearts ♪ 1947 01:35:47.116 --> 01:35:49.619 <i>♪ Bravehearts ♪ 1948 01:35:49.702 --> 01:35:52.664 <i>♪ I see niggas runnin' <i>Yo, my mood is real rude ♪ 1949 01:35:52.747 --> 01:35:54.791 <i>♪ I lay you out, show you what steel do ♪ 1950 01:35:54.874 --> 01:35:56.960 <i>♪ Mobsters don't box <i>My pump shot obliges ♪ 1951 01:35:57.043 --> 01:35:59.879 <i>♪ Every invitation <i>To fight you punk hazas ♪ 1952 01:35:59.963 --> 01:36:02.382 <i>♪ Like Pun said <i>You ain't even in mi clasa ♪ 1953 01:36:02.465 --> 01:36:04.467 <i>♪ Whatever you choose, whatever you do ♪ 1954 01:36:04.550 --> 01:36:06.928 <i>♪ Make sure he a thug <i>And intelligent too ♪ 1955 01:36:07.011 --> 01:36:08.721 <i>♪ Like a real thoroughbred is ♪ 1956 01:36:08.805 --> 01:36:10.640 <i>♪ Show me love <i>Let me feel how the head is ♪ 1957 01:36:10.723 --> 01:36:14.477 <i>♪ Females who's the sexiest <i>Is always the nastiest ♪