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WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.050 --> 00:00:35.666 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#FFFF00">Subtitle By: explosiveskull & Re-Sync By: GoldenBeard</font></b> <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#00FFFF">& Improved By: Fidel33 Sub Upload Date: July 17, 2018</font></b> 2 00:00:47.280 --> 00:00:48.725 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(KIDS CHATTERING)</font></b> 3 00:00:48.800 --> 00:00:51.371 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">LISA:</font></b> <i>It's okay, you're gonna love it!</i> 4 00:00:52.960 --> 00:00:55.327 <i>Happy first day of school.</i> 5 00:00:56.440 --> 00:00:58.124 <i>Bye, sweetie.</i> 6 00:00:58.280 --> 00:01:00.009 <i>Hi! Hi.</i> 7 00:01:01.200 --> 00:01:02.531 <i>Hey, I'm Sam.</i> 8 00:01:02.680 --> 00:01:04.091 <i>Hi, I'm Julie.</i> 9 00:01:04.160 --> 00:01:05.844 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(ALL GIGGLING)</font></b> 10 00:01:06.240 --> 00:01:07.810 Bye! <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">JULIE:</font></b> Bye, Mom! 11 00:01:07.960 --> 00:01:09.644 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(ALL GIGGLING)</font></b> 12 00:01:10.280 --> 00:01:11.361 I'm Hunter. 13 00:01:11.520 --> 00:01:14.205 Sam's mine, right there. The one with the glasses. 14 00:01:14.360 --> 00:01:16.601 I'm Lisa. That's my Julie. 15 00:01:17.920 --> 00:01:19.490 I'm Mitchell. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SNIFFLES)</font></b> 16 00:01:20.640 --> 00:01:22.130 Kayla's hero. 17 00:01:22.800 --> 00:01:24.802 Oh. Are you okay? Yeah, yeah. 18 00:01:24.960 --> 00:01:26.121 You crying? 19 00:01:26.280 --> 00:01:28.442 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(VOICE BREAKING)</font></b> No, man. It's a big day, that's all. 20 00:01:28.600 --> 00:01:29.647 You know, can I have a tissue, please? 21 00:01:29.800 --> 00:01:30.801 Yeah, yeah. Thank you. 22 00:01:30.960 --> 00:01:32.166 It's a big day for all of us. Yeah. 23 00:01:32.360 --> 00:01:33.646 Thanks. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(EXHALES)</font></b> 24 00:01:33.720 --> 00:01:35.449 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SIGHS AND CHUCKLES)</font></b> 25 00:01:36.680 --> 00:01:38.682 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">HUNTER:</font></b> I think our daughters are friends. 26 00:01:39.320 --> 00:01:41.846 And I think that means we're friends. 27 00:01:42.560 --> 00:01:44.767 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(ALL CHUCKLE)</font></b> 28 00:01:44.840 --> 00:01:46.729 Should we go get a drink? 29 00:01:47.640 --> 00:01:49.449 You okay? Yeah. Yeah. 30 00:01:49.600 --> 00:01:51.409 Do you guys wanna go get a drink? 31 00:01:52.200 --> 00:01:54.521 Ah, they made it. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SNIFFLES)</font></b> 32 00:01:54.600 --> 00:01:55.840 You guys wanna go grab a drink real quick? 33 00:01:56.000 --> 00:01:57.490 Is he asking us if we wanna go grab a drink? 34 00:01:57.640 --> 00:01:59.051 I'm really hoping it's coffee. 35 00:02:03.720 --> 00:02:05.324 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)</font></b> 36 00:02:05.400 --> 00:02:07.084 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SQUEAKING)</font></b> <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(LAUGHS)</font></b> 37 00:02:08.040 --> 00:02:09.280 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)</font></b> <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(LAUGHS)</font></b> 38 00:02:09.360 --> 00:02:10.885 <i>Shut the fuck up!</i> 39 00:02:10.960 --> 00:02:12.883 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(ALL SQUEALING)</font></b> 40 00:02:12.960 --> 00:02:14.849 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">ALL:</font></b> <i>Happy Halloween!</i> 41 00:02:14.920 --> 00:02:15.921 <i>Assalam!</i> 42 00:02:16.000 --> 00:02:18.082 <i>I can see Russia from my house!</i> 43 00:02:18.200 --> 00:02:19.565 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(KIDS SHOUTING EXCITEDLY)</font></b> 44 00:02:23.400 --> 00:02:25.562 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SQUEALING)</font></b> <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CROWD CHEERING)</font></b> 45 00:02:25.640 --> 00:02:29.247 <i>That's right! Right here! Whoo!</i> 46 00:02:29.960 --> 00:02:32.167 Hey, hey... 47 00:02:32.320 --> 00:02:34.004 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(EXCITED SQUEALING)</font></b> 48 00:02:34.400 --> 00:02:36.084 <i>Put your seatbelts on!</i> 49 00:02:36.160 --> 00:02:38.242 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(EXCITED SQUEALING)</font></b> 50 00:02:40.800 --> 00:02:42.404 <i>Surprise!</i> 51 00:02:47.520 --> 00:02:48.521 Careful! 52 00:02:54.640 --> 00:02:55.766 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SONG PLAYING ON CELL PHONE)</font></b> 53 00:03:17.600 --> 00:03:20.729 You're probably gonna miss these mornings that we spend together, right? 54 00:03:21.120 --> 00:03:22.121 Stop. 55 00:03:22.560 --> 00:03:25.131 You're gonna make me cry, and I don't wanna cry because it's prom night. 56 00:03:25.280 --> 00:03:27.760 It's supposed to be like the most magical night of your life, 57 00:03:27.920 --> 00:03:29.843 and, you know, I'm just so anxious about it. 58 00:03:30.760 --> 00:03:34.287 Well, call me if you feel anxious. 59 00:03:34.480 --> 00:03:36.767 Or maybe FaceTime me, if it wasn't too loud. 60 00:03:36.920 --> 00:03:40.527 If it was too loud, you could just... We could wave or whatever. 61 00:03:40.680 --> 00:03:41.727 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLES)</font></b> That'd be funny. 62 00:03:41.880 --> 00:03:42.961 And then, I can... 63 00:03:43.160 --> 00:03:44.366 You know what I was thinking? 64 00:03:44.520 --> 00:03:47.091 You should send me photos throughout the night. 65 00:03:47.240 --> 00:03:51.962 Not like all night long, but if you could do it every 30 minutes or so 66 00:03:52.120 --> 00:03:54.407 then I can put together one of those iBooks. 67 00:03:54.560 --> 00:03:55.686 That would be so fun. Yeah. 68 00:03:55.880 --> 00:03:57.689 That would be a really... I don't think you would regret that. 69 00:03:58.800 --> 00:04:00.211 Hmm. 70 00:04:00.280 --> 00:04:01.441 Mom? Mmm-hmm. 71 00:04:02.600 --> 00:04:05.683 Are you gonna be okay when I go to college? 72 00:04:05.840 --> 00:04:07.524 Who, me? Yeah. 73 00:04:07.720 --> 00:04:09.085 Me? 74 00:04:09.160 --> 00:04:11.083 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(LAUGHING)</font></b> 75 00:04:11.160 --> 00:04:12.161 What? 76 00:04:12.640 --> 00:04:15.769 Please. Don't even get me... <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(LAUGHS)</font></b> 77 00:04:15.840 --> 00:04:16.966 Don't even... 78 00:04:18.440 --> 00:04:20.169 Please! <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(LAUGHS)</font></b> 79 00:04:24.000 --> 00:04:25.331 Okay. bye, Mom! 80 00:04:25.400 --> 00:04:26.401 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">LISA:</font></b> Okay, bye! 81 00:04:26.480 --> 00:04:28.164 I love you! Okay, I love you. 82 00:04:35.800 --> 00:04:37.131 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">MARCIE:</font></b> Oh, good, you did the laundry. 83 00:04:37.280 --> 00:04:40.170 Yeah, and got a totally sleepy, happy baby. 84 00:04:40.320 --> 00:04:42.322 Full-blown renaissance man. 85 00:04:42.400 --> 00:04:43.970 Oh! Beheve it. 86 00:04:44.120 --> 00:04:45.724 It's a good thing she's asleep, too. 87 00:04:45.880 --> 00:04:46.881 I was going through the laundry. 88 00:04:46.960 --> 00:04:48.689 Uh-huh. Found these new thongs. 89 00:04:48.840 --> 00:04:50.001 You know what I'm gonna do with these? 90 00:04:51.440 --> 00:04:53.647 "Paging Dr. Muff Diver. Dr. Muff Diver, 91 00:04:53.800 --> 00:04:56.087 "you're needed in the OR immediately, emergency surgery." 92 00:04:56.240 --> 00:04:57.890 Later on tonight, I'm tearing these off with my teeth 93 00:04:58.040 --> 00:05:00.042 like an old-school cartoon billy goat. 94 00:05:00.200 --> 00:05:02.441 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(GRUNTING)</font></b> Honey. Mitchell. 95 00:05:05.120 --> 00:05:06.281 Those are your daughter's. 96 00:05:06.360 --> 00:05:08.124 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(EXCLAIMING)</font></b> 97 00:05:08.200 --> 00:05:09.850 No way. Kayla wears cleats and Bears jerseys, 98 00:05:09.960 --> 00:05:11.166 not some dirty stripper underwear. 99 00:05:11.320 --> 00:05:12.321 You thought they were mine. 100 00:05:12.440 --> 00:05:14.124 What am I, giving her allowance in singles? 101 00:05:14.280 --> 00:05:15.725 Go tell her she can't wear these. 102 00:05:15.880 --> 00:05:17.041 Tell her they'll make her sterile, 103 00:05:17.200 --> 00:05:18.804 like with the laptop and my brother's balls. 104 00:05:19.000 --> 00:05:20.843 We're not sure that's what happened with your brother. 105 00:05:21.000 --> 00:05:22.525 Honey, you're being ridiculous. 106 00:05:22.680 --> 00:05:23.920 Kayla's becoming a woman. 107 00:05:24.080 --> 00:05:26.447 This isn't the time to tighten your grip. It's the time to loosen it. 108 00:05:27.080 --> 00:05:28.764 This? This means we tighten the grip. 109 00:05:28.920 --> 00:05:30.968 This isn't built for comfort, it's built for speed. 110 00:05:31.120 --> 00:05:32.167 We need to slow her the fuck down. 111 00:05:33.080 --> 00:05:35.321 The appliances go in after the backsplash. 112 00:05:35.520 --> 00:05:37.648 We've done it the same way every time. 113 00:05:39.400 --> 00:05:40.481 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SIGHS)</font></b> 114 00:05:40.560 --> 00:05:42.005 Uh-huh. All right, put him on the phone. 115 00:05:43.720 --> 00:05:44.721 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(KNOCKING)</font></b> 116 00:05:44.800 --> 00:05:46.450 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">KAYLA:</font></b> I'm in the bathroom. 117 00:05:46.920 --> 00:05:48.251 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(EXHALES)</font></b> 118 00:05:54.520 --> 00:05:55.726 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SIGHS)</font></b> 119 00:06:00.560 --> 00:06:02.244 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(VIBRATING)</font></b> 120 00:06:09.000 --> 00:06:10.331 Thanks, I was looking for that. 121 00:06:12.600 --> 00:06:13.840 You mind telling me what this is? 122 00:06:13.920 --> 00:06:15.684 Uh, fuzz. Yeah. 123 00:06:15.840 --> 00:06:16.841 Yeah, fuzz. 124 00:06:17.000 --> 00:06:19.128 It's what I thought it was and then on further investigation, 125 00:06:19.280 --> 00:06:21.521 it is clearly an unraveled filter of a cigarette. 126 00:06:21.640 --> 00:06:23.449 Kayla, are you a smoker? 127 00:06:23.600 --> 00:06:24.931 What? No. 128 00:06:25.400 --> 00:06:27.084 I'm not a smoker, Dad. 129 00:06:27.280 --> 00:06:31.001 Hey, haven't you seen the billions of ads that tell you not to do this stuff? 130 00:06:31.240 --> 00:06:33.447 Dad! You can't teach someone not to try things. Okay? 131 00:06:33.600 --> 00:06:35.887 That's what trying things is for. To teach you things. 132 00:06:36.080 --> 00:06:37.081 It's a contradiction. 133 00:06:37.680 --> 00:06:41.241 It's like telling me not to go for a triple on a base hit to the gap 134 00:06:41.400 --> 00:06:42.765 when I've made a good turn around first 135 00:06:42.960 --> 00:06:44.724 and I know that the right fielder has a weak arm. 136 00:06:47.160 --> 00:06:48.161 Damn it, you're smart. 137 00:06:48.920 --> 00:06:51.571 Okay. Yeah. All right. Time to get ready for school, Dad. 138 00:06:51.760 --> 00:06:52.841 Okay, all right. 139 00:06:53.880 --> 00:06:55.370 Julie! Sam! 140 00:06:55.560 --> 00:06:56.607 Hey, girl! 141 00:06:56.680 --> 00:06:57.761 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(TIRES SCREECHING)</font></b> Whoa! 142 00:06:57.840 --> 00:06:59.080 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(LAUGHING)</font></b> 143 00:06:59.840 --> 00:07:00.841 I almost died. 144 00:07:00.920 --> 00:07:03.241 Prom night! <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(ALL LAUGHING)</font></b> 145 00:07:03.360 --> 00:07:05.567 I'm so, so excited! 146 00:07:05.720 --> 00:07:06.767 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">KAYLA:</font></b> Me, too. 147 00:07:06.840 --> 00:07:08.888 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)</font></b> 148 00:07:10.560 --> 00:07:12.164 Mmm. I love you. 149 00:07:12.520 --> 00:07:13.965 I love you, too. 150 00:07:14.240 --> 00:07:15.241 All right. 151 00:07:15.320 --> 00:07:16.560 We're so gross. I know. 152 00:07:16.720 --> 00:07:18.085 People are looking at us. I don't care. 153 00:07:18.240 --> 00:07:20.083 We better get "Cutest Couple" in the yearbook. 154 00:07:31.600 --> 00:07:32.601 I'm having sex. 155 00:07:33.520 --> 00:07:36.842 That's great! I'm having soup. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SLURPS)</font></b> 156 00:07:36.920 --> 00:07:38.331 No. Tonight. 157 00:07:38.520 --> 00:07:39.521 With Austin. 158 00:07:39.720 --> 00:07:41.290 Wait, you're finally gonna do it? Yeah. 159 00:07:41.480 --> 00:07:45.121 I mean, you know, we've been dating for six months and we love each other 160 00:07:45.280 --> 00:07:48.409 and I just awkwardly got my pediatrician to put me on birth control. 161 00:07:48.880 --> 00:07:50.484 But she gave me a sticker. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLES)</font></b> 162 00:07:50.680 --> 00:07:52.250 Two because I was good, so... 163 00:07:52.600 --> 00:07:57.003 I know it's kind of corny or whatever but it just seems like prom night, 164 00:07:57.200 --> 00:07:58.725 it's kind of perfect, you know? 165 00:07:58.880 --> 00:08:01.690 We're gonna have, like, dim lighting 166 00:08:01.840 --> 00:08:03.490 and rose petals on the bed 167 00:08:03.640 --> 00:08:05.449 and the scent from that candle that gets me horny 168 00:08:05.600 --> 00:08:07.170 every time I pass it in Walgreens. 169 00:08:07.320 --> 00:08:08.606 All candles get me horny. 170 00:08:08.800 --> 00:08:10.211 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">JULIE:</font></b> I'm gonna look into Austin's eyes 171 00:08:10.960 --> 00:08:12.928 and then he's gonna look into mine 172 00:08:13.080 --> 00:08:16.482 and then we're gonna touch each other's faces, you know? 173 00:08:16.760 --> 00:08:18.171 For, like, a long time. 174 00:08:18.320 --> 00:08:20.004 Like, a long time. 175 00:08:20.160 --> 00:08:23.528 Just to, like, connect. And then we're gonna... 176 00:08:24.320 --> 00:08:25.765 Kapow. 177 00:08:27.880 --> 00:08:29.006 All right, fuck it, I'm in. 178 00:08:29.520 --> 00:08:30.521 What? <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">KAYLA:</font></b> I'm in. 179 00:08:30.600 --> 00:08:31.601 I'm having sex tonight, too. 180 00:08:31.680 --> 00:08:33.489 Uh... <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLES)</font></b> Just like that? 181 00:08:33.560 --> 00:08:34.561 Yeah. I mean, why not? 182 00:08:34.640 --> 00:08:35.687 Because it's your first time 183 00:08:35.800 --> 00:08:38.644 and your first time should be special and perfect. 184 00:08:38.800 --> 00:08:40.086 Yours can be special and perfect. 185 00:08:40.240 --> 00:08:43.881 Mine is gonna be tonight, and with that dude. 186 00:08:44.080 --> 00:08:45.570 They're just brownies, they're not, like... 187 00:08:45.720 --> 00:08:48.371 Connor Aldrich? Your lab partner? 188 00:08:48.520 --> 00:08:50.124 Yeah. What? You haven't even hooked up with him. 189 00:08:50.280 --> 00:08:52.601 You haven't even seen his thing yet. What if he has a weird one? 190 00:08:52.800 --> 00:08:53.881 They're all weird. 191 00:08:54.040 --> 00:08:56.441 Penises are not for looking at, they're for use. 192 00:08:56.640 --> 00:08:58.165 They're like plungers. Listen, 193 00:08:58.320 --> 00:08:59.810 my student athlete days are over. 194 00:08:59.960 --> 00:09:02.008 Tonight is the beginning of my adult life 195 00:09:02.160 --> 00:09:04.686 and for the first time I can do whatever I want. 196 00:09:04.840 --> 00:09:08.083 So I wanna go to prom, get drunk, get potted up on weed 197 00:09:08.240 --> 00:09:09.730 and lose my goddamn virginity. 198 00:09:09.880 --> 00:09:11.564 We're gonna have the same first-time sex anniversary. 199 00:09:11.720 --> 00:09:13.324 We can go to dinner every year and commemorate it. 200 00:09:13.480 --> 00:09:15.323 Olive Garden. Yes! Olive Garden. 201 00:09:15.480 --> 00:09:16.970 Breadsticks for life, bitch! 202 00:09:17.160 --> 00:09:20.482 Oh, my God! It is gonna be such a relief 203 00:09:20.640 --> 00:09:22.881 to get this over and done with before college. 204 00:09:24.280 --> 00:09:25.566 Um... 205 00:09:25.640 --> 00:09:27.051 No, I mean, like... No, it's cool. 206 00:09:27.200 --> 00:09:29.043 I just don't think I'm there yet. 207 00:09:29.200 --> 00:09:32.602 You know, maybe something might happen tonight with me and Chad, 208 00:09:32.800 --> 00:09:36.885 but I don't think sex is gonna be that thing. 209 00:09:38.640 --> 00:09:40.642 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING)</font></b> 210 00:09:45.000 --> 00:09:46.161 Sam? 211 00:09:49.400 --> 00:09:51.562 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLES)</font></b> But you never know what could happen. 212 00:09:51.720 --> 00:09:54.769 I mean, maybe my inner sexual Smaug will emerge from its keep 213 00:09:54.920 --> 00:09:56.649 and spread its mighty wings. 214 00:09:58.600 --> 00:10:00.329 I never know what you're talking about. 215 00:10:00.480 --> 00:10:02.130 Yeah, me neither. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)</font></b> 216 00:10:11.600 --> 00:10:12.601 Oh... 217 00:10:24.680 --> 00:10:25.761 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(LAUGHS)</font></b> 218 00:10:25.840 --> 00:10:27.729 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">LISA:</font></b> Julie, is that you? 219 00:10:35.280 --> 00:10:36.725 So realistic. 220 00:10:36.800 --> 00:10:38.643 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)</font></b> 221 00:10:40.680 --> 00:10:42.170 Ugh. 222 00:10:45.160 --> 00:10:46.889 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">BRENDA:</font></b> Come on, Sam, we're waiting. 223 00:10:47.080 --> 00:10:48.764 Be right there! 224 00:10:50.240 --> 00:10:51.241 All right. There she is. 225 00:10:51.320 --> 00:10:53.129 Took me 20 minutes to figure out how to do video on this thing 226 00:10:53.280 --> 00:10:54.611 but I finally got it. 227 00:10:54.680 --> 00:10:56.250 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CAMERA CLICKS)</font></b> Nope. 228 00:10:56.320 --> 00:10:57.526 I took a picture of myself. 229 00:10:57.680 --> 00:10:59.842 Siri, video, please. 230 00:10:59.920 --> 00:11:03.720 Wow! That Chad is going to rip through his little tuxedo pants. 231 00:11:03.880 --> 00:11:04.881 Mom! What? 232 00:11:05.040 --> 00:11:06.280 That's gross. Why? 233 00:11:06.440 --> 00:11:09.569 Because you're practically imagining your daughter in sexual congress. 234 00:11:09.720 --> 00:11:10.721 You sicko. 235 00:11:13.120 --> 00:11:16.761 I was just trying to connect with you. You never talk to us anymore. 236 00:11:16.920 --> 00:11:18.285 Hey, I got this. 237 00:11:18.440 --> 00:11:19.441 Okay. 238 00:11:23.200 --> 00:11:25.009 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SIGHS)</font></b> Prom night, huh? 239 00:11:25.720 --> 00:11:27.802 I got sad and reflective on my prom night, too. 240 00:11:27.880 --> 00:11:28.881 You were? Yeah. 241 00:11:29.000 --> 00:11:30.411 I was scared I wasn't gonna stay friends 242 00:11:30.560 --> 00:11:32.050 with the guys I had been around most of my life. 243 00:11:32.120 --> 00:11:33.121 But I was able to... 244 00:11:33.200 --> 00:11:35.646 Hey, baby, I love you so much. You just really freaked her out. 245 00:11:36.240 --> 00:11:40.643 Sweetie, if you're worried about that at all, just know you shouldn't be. 246 00:11:40.840 --> 00:11:43.127 You never stay friends with people from high school. 247 00:11:43.280 --> 00:11:45.328 I mean, the oldest friend I have is Jan from work 248 00:11:45.480 --> 00:11:46.481 and I've known her for three months. 249 00:11:46.600 --> 00:11:47.601 Who's Jan? 250 00:11:47.680 --> 00:11:50.001 You know Jan, babe. She draws those silly cartoons. 251 00:11:50.120 --> 00:11:51.406 Oh, racist Jan. 252 00:11:51.520 --> 00:11:52.521 Yeah, that's the one. 253 00:11:52.600 --> 00:11:53.761 Who you are today 254 00:11:53.920 --> 00:11:57.447 is not who you're going to be. And that's okay. 255 00:11:57.600 --> 00:11:59.807 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">FRANK:</font></b> That's good therapy. And who you become will be 256 00:11:59.960 --> 00:12:02.486 so different that your friends won't understand you anymore 257 00:12:02.640 --> 00:12:04.165 and then you will wake up and realize 258 00:12:04.320 --> 00:12:07.688 these friendships are over. This feels like a very painful divorce, 259 00:12:07.840 --> 00:12:09.251 just like the one I had with your father, 260 00:12:09.400 --> 00:12:11.528 but then you'll find a Frank. 261 00:12:11.600 --> 00:12:14.604 Uh, I appreciate that, but that's not my deal. 262 00:12:14.760 --> 00:12:17.286 I'm still cool with a lot of my boys because on prom night, 263 00:12:17.440 --> 00:12:23.402 me, Dennis, Matt, and Cory all convinced our friend Steve to join the Army. 264 00:12:23.560 --> 00:12:25.449 He fought in the Persian Gulf War. 265 00:12:25.640 --> 00:12:27.165 He died right away. 266 00:12:27.320 --> 00:12:30.210 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SIGHS)</font></b> But once you go through something like that, 267 00:12:30.360 --> 00:12:32.408 you're bonded for life. 268 00:12:32.600 --> 00:12:36.047 The bedrock of deep meaningful friendships is shared experience. 269 00:12:37.960 --> 00:12:40.486 I thought they were gonna put him in the Reserves. 270 00:12:45.000 --> 00:12:46.684 That is some horseshit. 271 00:12:51.640 --> 00:12:53.051 Hmm. 272 00:12:54.280 --> 00:12:55.691 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)</font></b> 273 00:13:00.160 --> 00:13:01.525 Wow. 274 00:13:01.680 --> 00:13:03.808 You look so beautiful! 275 00:13:03.880 --> 00:13:06.167 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(GASPS)</font></b> Turn around. 276 00:13:08.000 --> 00:13:09.968 Wow. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(BOTH LAUGH)</font></b> 277 00:13:10.040 --> 00:13:11.405 Oh, my goodness. 278 00:13:12.400 --> 00:13:13.401 Wow. 279 00:13:13.640 --> 00:13:16.166 So what's the big plan for after prom? 280 00:13:16.840 --> 00:13:18.171 Uh, we're just going to Austin's. 281 00:13:18.320 --> 00:13:19.606 You really like him, huh? 282 00:13:20.440 --> 00:13:23.683 Yeah. Yeah, I mean... Yeah, he's cool. It's not like serious or anything. 283 00:13:23.840 --> 00:13:25.808 His mom told me he got into UCLA. 284 00:13:25.960 --> 00:13:26.961 That's nice. 285 00:13:27.040 --> 00:13:28.769 Yeah, I mean, it's good. 286 00:13:29.400 --> 00:13:32.847 You remember that time when, like, I thought about going to UCLA? 287 00:13:32.920 --> 00:13:33.921 Yes. 288 00:13:34.040 --> 00:13:37.044 That would've been crazy. That would've been the worst mistake ever. 289 00:13:37.440 --> 00:13:39.807 I don't think it would've been that huge of a mistake. 290 00:13:39.920 --> 00:13:42.571 Uh,yes, it would have. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(LAUGHS)</font></b> 291 00:13:42.720 --> 00:13:46.770 University of Chicago is perfect. It's 45 minutes away. 292 00:13:46.920 --> 00:13:50.367 So that way you're gone but you're not gone, gone. 293 00:13:51.200 --> 00:13:52.201 But I'm gone. 294 00:13:52.800 --> 00:13:54.723 Right. But not, like, gone. 295 00:13:54.880 --> 00:13:56.484 Right, but, like, I'm going to college 296 00:13:56.640 --> 00:14:00.281 and, like, I'm not gonna live at home. So I'm, like, I'm gone. 297 00:14:00.760 --> 00:14:01.966 Mmm-hmm. 298 00:14:02.840 --> 00:14:04.729 Why are my boobs so big? 299 00:14:05.000 --> 00:14:06.001 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">MITCHELL:</font></b> Ready, Kayla? 300 00:14:06.120 --> 00:14:07.121 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">KAYLA:</font></b> Yep. 301 00:14:07.840 --> 00:14:08.921 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(MUSIC PLAYING ON CELL PHONE)</font></b> 302 00:14:09.000 --> 00:14:11.844 And now, standing at 5' 7", 303 00:14:12.000 --> 00:14:14.401 5' 9" if you count the heels, 304 00:14:14.560 --> 00:14:18.167 straight out of Great Lakes High School, the prettiest girl in all of prom, 305 00:14:18.480 --> 00:14:20.642 Kayla Mannes. 306 00:14:20.720 --> 00:14:22.085 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(WHOOPING)</font></b> 307 00:14:22.160 --> 00:14:23.685 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(LAUGHING)</font></b> 308 00:14:23.800 --> 00:14:24.926 Oh. 309 00:14:25.000 --> 00:14:26.331 Just high-fives from now on. 310 00:14:26.880 --> 00:14:27.927 Okay. 311 00:14:28.080 --> 00:14:29.411 Oh, honey, I never thought I'd see you in a dress! 312 00:14:29.560 --> 00:14:31.210 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">MITCHELL:</font></b> Technically it's not a full dress. 313 00:14:31.360 --> 00:14:33.249 Some material is missing from the middle there. 314 00:14:33.400 --> 00:14:34.401 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">MARCIE:</font></b> Okay. 315 00:14:34.480 --> 00:14:35.527 You look great. 316 00:14:35.600 --> 00:14:37.648 All right, yeah, I think it's time to go. 317 00:14:37.800 --> 00:14:39.928 Yes. Yeah. Honey, we gotta go. 318 00:14:40.000 --> 00:14:41.001 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SNIFFLES)</font></b> 319 00:14:41.080 --> 00:14:42.081 Honey? 320 00:14:42.280 --> 00:14:43.884 Dad, are you okay? 321 00:14:44.320 --> 00:14:46.288 It's like when he watched Frozen. 322 00:14:47.560 --> 00:14:48.561 Come on. 323 00:14:49.040 --> 00:14:50.041 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SNIFFLES)</font></b> 324 00:14:50.120 --> 00:14:51.770 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">LISA:</font></b> Hi, how are you? 325 00:14:51.920 --> 00:14:53.684 Hi! Hi! How are you? 326 00:14:53.840 --> 00:14:54.921 Hi, Marcie. 327 00:14:55.000 --> 00:14:56.843 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(MOUTHING WORDS)</font></b> Oh. Uh-huh. 328 00:14:57.400 --> 00:14:58.401 Hey! Hey, Mitchell. 329 00:14:58.480 --> 00:14:59.720 Haven't seen you in a while. Yeah. 330 00:14:59.880 --> 00:15:01.962 You know, I was worried when I never heard back from you about hot yoga. 331 00:15:02.440 --> 00:15:05.808 Called you a bunch of times. I ended up having to eat that two-for-one Groupon. 332 00:15:05.960 --> 00:15:07.405 Oh, yeah, I don't really do the hot-yoga thing. 333 00:15:08.400 --> 00:15:09.890 We should catch up, though, right? 334 00:15:10.040 --> 00:15:11.326 Yeah. Like a lunch, I don't know. 335 00:15:11.520 --> 00:15:13.204 Yeah, maybe. Yeah. Give me a call. 336 00:15:13.360 --> 00:15:14.646 I've been calling you. Mmm-hmm. 337 00:15:15.280 --> 00:15:16.281 It doesn't work. 338 00:15:16.400 --> 00:15:17.731 It's not effective. 339 00:15:21.440 --> 00:15:23.090 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CELL PHONE VIBRATES)</font></b> 340 00:15:23.160 --> 00:15:24.446 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(LAPTOP CHIMES)</font></b> 341 00:15:25.560 --> 00:15:26.721 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(VIBRATES)</font></b> 342 00:15:27.520 --> 00:15:28.726 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(LAPTOP CHIMES)</font></b> 343 00:15:31.560 --> 00:15:33.528 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CHIMING)</font></b> 344 00:15:33.600 --> 00:15:36.001 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(ALL LAUGHING)</font></b> I don't even know! Wait, you guys. 345 00:15:36.200 --> 00:15:38.521 Wait, this is, like, the best lighting with the Valencia filter... 346 00:15:38.680 --> 00:15:40.364 Oh, God. All right. Here we go. 347 00:15:41.560 --> 00:15:42.561 Yeah, okay. That's enough. 348 00:15:42.640 --> 00:15:43.641 One more. We're good. 349 00:15:43.760 --> 00:15:45.762 Oh, my God, we need to get this party started. 350 00:15:45.960 --> 00:15:47.121 Ooh, okay, Julie. Hmm. 351 00:15:47.280 --> 00:15:48.281 I got you something. 352 00:15:49.680 --> 00:15:50.727 It's coconut oil. 353 00:15:51.480 --> 00:15:52.481 For lube. 354 00:15:52.560 --> 00:15:55.882 I hear it works just as well and it makes blowjobs taste like Almond Joy. 355 00:15:55.960 --> 00:15:58.122 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(GASPS)</font></b> Thank God it doesn't taste like Mounds. 356 00:15:58.280 --> 00:16:00.203 I'd rather eat 10 dicks than one Mound. 357 00:16:00.360 --> 00:16:02.966 Thank you. That's so sweet! 358 00:16:04.080 --> 00:16:05.411 Oh, my God, I'm so excited. 359 00:16:05.560 --> 00:16:07.722 Me, too. You have to text me, like, right away. 360 00:16:07.880 --> 00:16:09.484 Oh, my God, we're gonna be doing it at the same time. 361 00:16:09.560 --> 00:16:11.483 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(GASPS)</font></b> Oh, my God. We have to talk about it tomorrow. 362 00:16:11.640 --> 00:16:12.721 Yeah. You're gonna know every detail. 363 00:16:12.840 --> 00:16:14.922 There's gonna be so much to talk... Guys? Hey, guys! 364 00:16:16.400 --> 00:16:18.323 I want in on this sex pact. 365 00:16:18.480 --> 00:16:21.484 Are you sure? You don't have to do this just because we are. 366 00:16:21.640 --> 00:16:22.880 No, that's not why. 367 00:16:23.080 --> 00:16:25.128 I want to have sex. 368 00:16:25.280 --> 00:16:28.170 Yeah. That's something all three of us have in common. 369 00:16:28.240 --> 00:16:34.009 Mmm-hmm. Chad is gonna tap that ass with his penis 370 00:16:34.440 --> 00:16:37.011 and I doubt we'll have anal the first time, but... 371 00:16:38.280 --> 00:16:39.281 All right! 372 00:16:39.360 --> 00:16:40.407 This is gonna make tonight even more perfect. 373 00:16:40.600 --> 00:16:41.601 Yeah. It's gonna be the three of us! 374 00:16:41.760 --> 00:16:43.524 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">SAM:</font></b> Yes! <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(ALL LAUGH)</font></b> 375 00:16:43.600 --> 00:16:45.602 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">HUNTER:</font></b> Prom night, motherfuckers! 376 00:16:45.760 --> 00:16:48.047 Yeah! <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(LAUGHS)</font></b> 377 00:16:48.120 --> 00:16:49.770 Whoo! 378 00:16:49.840 --> 00:16:51.729 Rudy, it's coming up. Turn left, bro. 379 00:16:51.800 --> 00:16:54.929 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(EXCLAIMS)</font></b> Jesus, Rudy! What the fuck? 380 00:16:55.640 --> 00:16:58.371 Oh, my God. It's my fucking dad. 381 00:17:01.960 --> 00:17:04.406 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(MILD MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)</font></b> <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)</font></b> 382 00:17:04.480 --> 00:17:08.121 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">HUNTER:</font></b> Yeah! Prom night, bitches! 383 00:17:09.200 --> 00:17:10.929 Whoo-hoo! 384 00:17:11.200 --> 00:17:13.726 Oh, God, it's him. Arms up. Yo! 385 00:17:14.440 --> 00:17:18.889 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SINGING)</font></b> <i>We gonna light it up like it's prom night</i> 386 00:17:19.360 --> 00:17:20.850 <i>Taio Cruz.</i> 387 00:17:20.920 --> 00:17:22.285 <i>Like it's prom night</i> 388 00:17:22.440 --> 00:17:23.680 You got this, girl. 389 00:17:23.840 --> 00:17:26.730 Don't mess this up because that limo is totally awesome. 390 00:17:27.400 --> 00:17:29.641 Sam!Sam! 391 00:17:30.080 --> 00:17:31.969 Taio Cruz. Whoo. 392 00:17:33.960 --> 00:17:35.246 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SQUELCHES)</font></b> 393 00:17:35.320 --> 00:17:36.321 Sorry. 394 00:17:36.440 --> 00:17:38.010 Sorry Oh! <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SIGHS)</font></b> 395 00:17:38.080 --> 00:17:39.684 WhOO. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CLEARS THROAT)</font></b> 396 00:17:41.160 --> 00:17:42.207 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SIGHS)</font></b> 397 00:17:47.560 --> 00:17:48.971 You're so grown up! <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLES)</font></b> 398 00:17:49.120 --> 00:17:50.645 Dad, what are you doing here? 399 00:17:51.160 --> 00:17:55.245 You think I'm gonna miss the most important night of your young life? 400 00:17:55.320 --> 00:17:56.321 That's graduation. 401 00:17:56.400 --> 00:17:58.607 No. Graduation's for losers. 402 00:17:58.800 --> 00:18:00.006 I didn't even go to my graduation. 403 00:18:00.080 --> 00:18:02.242 But prom night, that's a big one. 404 00:18:02.720 --> 00:18:04.370 Prom was the best night of my life. 405 00:18:04.560 --> 00:18:06.050 I think about it every day 406 00:18:06.200 --> 00:18:07.850 and I want you to have the same experience. 407 00:18:08.240 --> 00:18:09.401 Tonight you have fun, 408 00:18:09.560 --> 00:18:12.723 you don't worry about any rules that your mom or Frank laid down. 409 00:18:13.000 --> 00:18:14.445 No one gives a fuck about Frank. 410 00:18:14.600 --> 00:18:17.206 All I know is this. You look amazing and I would love to grab a quick pic. 411 00:18:17.360 --> 00:18:21.285 No. Go stand with the other parents and try to be normal. 412 00:18:21.440 --> 00:18:23.283 Sam, I'm not a normal parent. 413 00:18:23.440 --> 00:18:24.805 I don't even... 414 00:18:25.200 --> 00:18:26.201 Holy shit, you invited Hunter? 415 00:18:26.320 --> 00:18:27.367 No, of course not. 416 00:18:27.520 --> 00:18:29.409 I haven't talked to him since he and Brenda got divorced. 417 00:18:29.560 --> 00:18:31.244 You know he calls me all the time? What? 418 00:18:31.400 --> 00:18:32.970 He wants to play darts. I don't play darts! 419 00:18:33.120 --> 00:18:34.565 Darts? You kidding me? 420 00:18:34.720 --> 00:18:36.449 Anyway, I can't hang out with him. I'll be guilty by association. 421 00:18:36.600 --> 00:18:39.604 No. No, I will never forgive that babysitter fucker. 422 00:18:40.160 --> 00:18:41.241 Hey, Hunter! Hey, man. Good to see you. 423 00:18:41.400 --> 00:18:42.686 What up? 424 00:18:44.080 --> 00:18:45.445 Ah... Ah! 425 00:18:45.560 --> 00:18:47.164 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(BOTH CHUCKLING)</font></b> 426 00:18:47.640 --> 00:18:48.721 Did you have another daughter? 427 00:18:48.880 --> 00:18:50.609 I did. I did. 428 00:18:50.760 --> 00:18:52.762 Thank you. It's been wonderful. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(LAUGHING)</font></b> Yeah. 429 00:18:52.920 --> 00:18:55.571 I'm thinking about doing that again. You know, the whole second round? 430 00:18:55.720 --> 00:18:58.451 I think a lot of dads kind of get it right the second time around. 431 00:18:59.400 --> 00:19:01.880 Or, you know, you could just raise the one that you have. 432 00:19:02.040 --> 00:19:04.884 Well, I did. Too late for that. Raised, job done. 433 00:19:05.080 --> 00:19:06.969 Hi, honey. Actually, I heard 434 00:19:07.160 --> 00:19:10.369 if you spend a significant amount of time with your children 435 00:19:10.520 --> 00:19:14.684 that you develop some kind of, like, telekinetic bond with them. 436 00:19:14.880 --> 00:19:16.609 Is that true? I've heard. Mmm-hmm. 437 00:19:16.800 --> 00:19:20.202 I hope it's not true because if it is, Sam has been looking at a lot of Asian porn. 438 00:19:20.280 --> 00:19:21.361 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(LISA LAUGHS HESITANTLY)</font></b> 439 00:19:22.320 --> 00:19:23.321 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(LAUGHS)</font></b> My wife's Asian. 440 00:19:24.280 --> 00:19:25.850 Indian. That's Asian. 441 00:19:26.000 --> 00:19:27.650 This is more like, uh... 442 00:19:27.800 --> 00:19:30.929 It looks like the typical Asian. Yep, good seeing you, man. 443 00:19:31.080 --> 00:19:32.491 Okay, good to see you, brother. You know what I mean. 444 00:19:33.800 --> 00:19:35.564 Who's this guy? Who are you? 445 00:19:35.720 --> 00:19:36.721 Dad, this is my date. 446 00:19:36.800 --> 00:19:37.801 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">CONNOR:</font></b> Hi. 447 00:19:37.880 --> 00:19:39.723 Uh, it's great to meet you, sir. I'm... I'm Connor. 448 00:19:39.880 --> 00:19:42.008 Connor and I were in the same science class. We're lab partners. 449 00:19:42.200 --> 00:19:45.329 Yeah. We're working on our chemistry. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(LAUGHS)</font></b> 450 00:19:45.760 --> 00:19:46.841 Uh... 451 00:19:47.800 --> 00:19:50.280 I'm gonna get a napkin, if that's cool. 452 00:19:50.440 --> 00:19:51.771 Okay. 453 00:19:53.200 --> 00:19:55.487 Okay, so, uh... <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SIGHS)</font></b> 454 00:19:55.560 --> 00:19:58.882 With this, it's one shot to the groin, stab, and drag. 455 00:19:59.200 --> 00:20:02.682 I refuse to believe she couldn't do better than that loser. 456 00:20:03.000 --> 00:20:04.729 Oh, I think Chad seems nice. 457 00:20:04.880 --> 00:20:07.486 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">HUNTER:</font></b> Chad? No, Chad's amazing. Look at that fedora. 458 00:20:07.680 --> 00:20:09.842 I'm not talking about Chad, I'm talking about fucking Frank. 459 00:20:10.000 --> 00:20:11.001 What a dick. 460 00:20:11.160 --> 00:20:13.925 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">LISA:</font></b> Frank does not seem like a dick to me. 461 00:20:14.080 --> 00:20:15.525 He seems like a nice guy. And you know what? 462 00:20:15.680 --> 00:20:18.524 Don't blame Brenda. It's really hard being alone. 463 00:20:18.680 --> 00:20:20.330 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">HUNTER:</font></b> Let's just agree to disagree on Frank. 464 00:20:20.480 --> 00:20:22.323 Here they come. Okay, just be cool. 465 00:20:22.480 --> 00:20:24.244 He's gonna talk about his tow truck company instantly. 466 00:20:24.400 --> 00:20:27.006 I guarantee you he's gonna throw that shit in my face. 467 00:20:27.200 --> 00:20:28.531 Be cool, be cool, be cool. 468 00:20:28.600 --> 00:20:30.921 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CLEARS THROAT)</font></b> Brenda. Hunter. 469 00:20:32.120 --> 00:20:33.121 Frank. 470 00:20:33.200 --> 00:20:34.201 Lisa. 471 00:20:34.600 --> 00:20:35.601 What'd I do? 472 00:20:36.040 --> 00:20:38.771 I'm sorry, I don't know why I just said your name like that. This is so nice. 473 00:20:38.960 --> 00:20:40.291 Thank you. You're welcome. 474 00:20:42.640 --> 00:20:44.369 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(EXHALES)</font></b> Okay. 475 00:20:44.760 --> 00:20:45.841 No,no,no. Leese,Leese,Leese. 476 00:20:46.000 --> 00:20:47.684 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">LISA:</font></b> I gotta go get Julie's wrap. 477 00:20:47.760 --> 00:20:49.444 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">HUNTER:</font></b> Mmm. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SIGHS)</font></b> 478 00:20:49.560 --> 00:20:52.086 Were you gonna let our daughter take a fucking Lyft to prom? 479 00:20:52.240 --> 00:20:53.241 What is this, Afghanistan? 480 00:20:53.400 --> 00:20:54.686 How'd you pay for that limo, Hunter? 481 00:20:54.760 --> 00:20:55.966 'Cause I know your credit's in the shitter. 482 00:20:56.120 --> 00:20:57.451 It is. 483 00:20:57.680 --> 00:20:59.489 Because I bought your mom a wheelchair. 484 00:20:59.600 --> 00:21:00.806 She's gonna pay you back. 485 00:21:00.960 --> 00:21:02.086 With what money, Brenda? 486 00:21:02.280 --> 00:21:04.203 Can she pay me back with crackers that she steals from restaurants? 487 00:21:04.360 --> 00:21:06.408 I don't wanna talk about your mom, I don't wanna talk about her wheelchair. 488 00:21:06.560 --> 00:21:09.484 All I care about is that my daughter has the greatest night of her life. 489 00:21:09.640 --> 00:21:11.688 If it was her greatest night, you would not be here. 490 00:21:12.360 --> 00:21:14.681 Oh, what a sick burn. All right, all right, all right. 491 00:21:14.840 --> 00:21:16.649 Good. Wait, yo, yo, yo, we're all adults here. 492 00:21:16.800 --> 00:21:19.041 Let's not make it uncomfortable. 493 00:21:19.200 --> 00:21:21.487 If you're gonna be around more, let's have a beer sometime. 494 00:21:21.640 --> 00:21:24.291 Okay, first of all, I don't wanna go to have a beer with you. 495 00:21:24.440 --> 00:21:26.363 I don't wanna hang out with you. I don't like you, I don't like your wife. 496 00:21:26.520 --> 00:21:29.046 I don't like your guys' deal. I think it sucks and it's played out. 497 00:21:29.200 --> 00:21:31.567 Hey, if you ever change your mind, here's my card. 498 00:21:31.720 --> 00:21:32.721 Ah, here we go. 499 00:21:33.120 --> 00:21:35.202 "Tow with Frank." Where'd you come up with that name? 500 00:21:35.360 --> 00:21:37.124 It's very straightforward. All right, I'll tell you this. 501 00:21:37.280 --> 00:21:38.805 The design of that card is pretty cool. 502 00:21:38.960 --> 00:21:40.530 And my favorite part is right fucking there. 503 00:21:40.840 --> 00:21:41.841 Oh. 504 00:22:12.040 --> 00:22:14.725 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">BRENDA:</font></b> Wow, that is just... No, that's us, Frank. 505 00:22:14.880 --> 00:22:17.087 You've taken about 15 goddamn selfies. I got it. I got it. 506 00:22:17.360 --> 00:22:18.964 Yeah! All right. 507 00:22:20.200 --> 00:22:21.201 Bye, Mom. 508 00:22:21.280 --> 00:22:22.805 Have fun, honey. Okay. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">KAYLA:</font></b> I will. 509 00:22:23.040 --> 00:22:24.041 Bye,Dad. 510 00:22:24.120 --> 00:22:26.851 Remember, stab, turn, drag. 511 00:22:27.000 --> 00:22:28.001 I don't have the knife, Dad. 512 00:22:28.200 --> 00:22:29.201 Yes, you do. Check your clutch. 513 00:22:29.600 --> 00:22:30.726 Ugh. 514 00:22:31.440 --> 00:22:33.169 Hey, uh, it's been a pleasure, sir. 515 00:22:33.440 --> 00:22:35.522 I really, um... I'm honored. 516 00:22:36.600 --> 00:22:37.601 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SLAPS HAND)</font></b> Oh! 517 00:22:38.120 --> 00:22:40.600 Intense, professional grip. Cheers! 518 00:22:40.800 --> 00:22:42.370 Take it easy, big guy. Hey, uh... 519 00:22:44.360 --> 00:22:46.044 You guys have a good night, too, you know. 520 00:22:46.200 --> 00:22:47.201 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">MARCIE:</font></b> Thank you. 521 00:22:47.640 --> 00:22:49.210 See that smirk? What was up with that smirk? 522 00:22:50.000 --> 00:22:51.161 You are intense. 523 00:22:51.280 --> 00:22:52.281 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">HUNTER:</font></b> Sam. Oh. 524 00:22:52.360 --> 00:22:53.805 Hey! Mr. Lockwood. Hey! 525 00:22:53.880 --> 00:22:54.881 Pleasure to meet you. Chad, yes. 526 00:22:54.960 --> 00:22:57.281 Come on, man. Bring it in. Yes. Good. Yeah. 527 00:22:57.800 --> 00:22:58.767 My hat? 528 00:22:58.880 --> 00:23:01.008 I wanna talk to Sam real quick. Yeah, okay. 529 00:23:01.440 --> 00:23:02.965 Let me get a picture real quick. 530 00:23:03.040 --> 00:23:04.007 Chad. Oh. 531 00:23:04.120 --> 00:23:05.485 Real quick photo. Just, just so fast. Okay. 532 00:23:05.640 --> 00:23:07.483 Don't even fuck with the filter. Just plain. 533 00:23:07.640 --> 00:23:09.244 Here we go. There we go. 534 00:23:09.400 --> 00:23:11.164 And then you wanna get a quick one of me and Chad real quick? 535 00:23:11.320 --> 00:23:12.685 That sounds cool. Yep. Okay. 536 00:23:12.840 --> 00:23:15.286 Sammy, here you go, baby. Real quick. Just a couple fun ones. 537 00:23:15.440 --> 00:23:16.407 CHAD; Like this? 538 00:23:16.520 --> 00:23:18.170 Bros. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CAMERA CLICKS)</font></b> 539 00:23:18.560 --> 00:23:19.721 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">HUNTER:</font></b> Duck lips. 540 00:23:20.240 --> 00:23:21.844 And then just kind of a... <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CAMERA CLICKING)</font></b> 541 00:23:22.560 --> 00:23:24.927 Julie. Can I talk to you a second? 542 00:23:25.080 --> 00:23:26.844 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">JULIE:</font></b> We gotta go. I love you. 543 00:23:26.960 --> 00:23:27.961 I'd really like to talk to you. 544 00:23:28.040 --> 00:23:29.485 But I really gotta go. 545 00:23:29.640 --> 00:23:31.165 Okay, fine. Just don't forget your wrap. 546 00:23:32.200 --> 00:23:33.326 It's okay. I don't think l need it. 547 00:23:33.480 --> 00:23:34.481 Are you sure? 548 00:23:35.040 --> 00:23:37.281 Because we live in Chicago, and it's chilly. 549 00:23:37.600 --> 00:23:38.965 I don't know about other places, 550 00:23:39.120 --> 00:23:42.363 but it gets cold in Illinois. 551 00:23:43.880 --> 00:23:46.042 It's not that cold tonight, so I don't think I need it, okay? 552 00:23:46.120 --> 00:23:47.121 Okay, Julie, wait. 553 00:23:47.200 --> 00:23:49.521 So you'll call me when you get to Austin's after prom? Right? 554 00:23:49.680 --> 00:23:50.681 Right. 555 00:23:51.000 --> 00:23:52.331 Okay. 556 00:23:52.640 --> 00:23:54.130 Okay. I love you. 557 00:23:54.280 --> 00:23:55.884 Okay. I love you. 558 00:23:57.440 --> 00:23:58.441 Okay! 559 00:23:58.520 --> 00:23:59.760 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(EXHALES)</font></b> 560 00:23:59.840 --> 00:24:01.729 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CAR ENGINE STARTS)</font></b> Okay. 561 00:24:01.800 --> 00:24:03.404 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(GIRLS SQUEALING)</font></b> 562 00:24:07.560 --> 00:24:09.164 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(GIRLS CHEERING)</font></b> <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">CHAD:</font></b> This is so cool! 563 00:24:09.800 --> 00:24:11.040 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CORK POPS)</font></b> om 564 00:24:11.120 --> 00:24:13.088 Blow it out! <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(ALL WHOOPING)</font></b> 565 00:24:13.160 --> 00:24:15.845 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">CONNOR:</font></b> <i>Chad, I, um, I saw you do Pippin last year.</i> 566 00:24:16.000 --> 00:24:17.161 That was really good. 567 00:24:17.800 --> 00:24:20.804 Yeah, you're a really good singer, man. What are you doing this year? 568 00:24:20.960 --> 00:24:24.601 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">CHAD:</font></b> We're actually doing Arnold, which is an all-male version of Annie- 569 00:24:25.440 --> 00:24:27.124 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">RUDY:</font></b> Caught you drinking! <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(LAUGHING)</font></b> 570 00:24:27.280 --> 00:24:29.408 Just kidding, y'all. I may look like a parent 571 00:24:29.560 --> 00:24:31.528 but I assure you, I am no narc. 572 00:24:32.040 --> 00:24:33.610 Thank you, sir. 573 00:24:36.000 --> 00:24:37.570 Not done yet. Name's Rudy. 574 00:24:37.800 --> 00:24:39.131 I did not go to my prom. No. 575 00:24:39.280 --> 00:24:42.648 My leg was crushed by a cement truck so I could not dance but... 576 00:24:43.000 --> 00:24:44.923 So I've made it my mission in life, 577 00:24:45.480 --> 00:24:48.404 my whole career, to make sure that little kids like you 578 00:24:48.560 --> 00:24:50.403 have a wonderful night to remember forever. 579 00:24:50.560 --> 00:24:54.281 So just sit back, relax, and enjoy your prom night. 580 00:24:54.360 --> 00:24:56.567 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(ALL LAUGHING)</font></b> Okay. 581 00:24:56.760 --> 00:24:58.364 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">RUDY:</font></b> Oh, fuck, that was the turn! Fuck! 582 00:24:58.880 --> 00:25:01.087 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(WATER RUNNING)</font></b> <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(DISHES CLATTERING)</font></b> 583 00:25:01.160 --> 00:25:02.161 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">MITCHELL:</font></b> Hey, Leese? 584 00:25:02.640 --> 00:25:04.165 You got any S.O.S. pads? 585 00:25:04.320 --> 00:25:07.608 I'm soaking those pans, but you burnt the shit out of that mac and cheese. 586 00:25:09.160 --> 00:25:10.491 Sponge just isn't gonna cut it. 587 00:25:10.720 --> 00:25:12.449 Thanks for helping clean up. 588 00:25:12.600 --> 00:25:14.250 Don't mention this one. 589 00:25:14.400 --> 00:25:17.449 I mean, Marcie brought the baby home early and... 590 00:25:17.640 --> 00:25:21.770 I gotta keep busy. I gotta keep my mind off of Kayla and "Connor." 591 00:25:22.760 --> 00:25:24.888 That's not the right way to use those. 592 00:25:25.080 --> 00:25:28.243 'Cause his name is actually Connor. So... 593 00:25:30.000 --> 00:25:31.411 It's okay. 594 00:25:31.560 --> 00:25:33.927 UCLA? Uh-huh. 595 00:25:34.000 --> 00:25:35.126 I didn't mean to snoop, but I'm... 596 00:25:35.200 --> 00:25:36.201 No, no. It's okay. 597 00:25:36.280 --> 00:25:37.406 I mean, I don't think it's a real thing. 598 00:25:37.560 --> 00:25:39.767 She's not actually gonna go. 599 00:25:39.920 --> 00:25:42.605 I think she just applied for fun. She didn't... 600 00:25:42.760 --> 00:25:43.921 Why, have you heard differently? 601 00:25:44.080 --> 00:25:48.642 I would assume it's to go, but she very well could have applied ironically. 602 00:25:48.800 --> 00:25:50.006 I mean, you know millennials, right? 603 00:25:50.080 --> 00:25:51.605 Hmm. Wherever she goes... 604 00:25:51.960 --> 00:25:53.564 You're gonna have a bunch of time on your hands. 605 00:25:53.720 --> 00:25:55.848 You can figure out what you wanna do for the back nine of your life. 606 00:25:55.920 --> 00:25:57.604 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(LAPTOP CHIMING)</font></b> Uh-huh. Yeah. 607 00:25:58.880 --> 00:26:01.326 I think Julie left her laptop open. 608 00:26:02.280 --> 00:26:03.611 Julie's doing a lot of texting. 609 00:26:03.760 --> 00:26:05.330 Mmm-hmm. ls everything okay? 610 00:26:06.080 --> 00:26:07.491 Maybe we should check to see? 611 00:26:07.640 --> 00:26:09.051 Peace of mind. Yeah. 612 00:26:09.120 --> 00:26:10.724 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CHIMING CONTINUES)</font></b> 613 00:26:13.520 --> 00:26:15.090 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">MITCHELL:</font></b> What the hell is that? 614 00:26:15.240 --> 00:26:16.890 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">LISA:</font></b> I have no idea. 615 00:26:17.000 --> 00:26:18.843 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(TOILET FLUSHES)</font></b> <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CHIMING CONTINUES)</font></b> 616 00:26:20.120 --> 00:26:21.281 What are you still doing here? 617 00:26:21.440 --> 00:26:25.604 Hey, your, uh, mac and cheese is messed up. 618 00:26:25.680 --> 00:26:27.682 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CHIMING CONTINUES)</font></b> 619 00:26:28.760 --> 00:26:30.762 Are you guys snooping on your kids? 620 00:26:30.920 --> 00:26:32.126 That is not cool. 621 00:26:32.280 --> 00:26:34.487 No, it's not snooping if the information shows up. 622 00:26:34.640 --> 00:26:35.766 That's exactly what snooping is. 623 00:26:35.920 --> 00:26:37.763 No, it's like the Patriot Act. 624 00:26:37.920 --> 00:26:38.921 Well, it's not like the Patriot Act. 625 00:26:39.080 --> 00:26:40.081 It's like snooping. 626 00:26:40.240 --> 00:26:42.641 Okay. We don't know what they're talking about, so... 627 00:26:42.800 --> 00:26:43.961 What? Okay. 628 00:26:44.160 --> 00:26:46.288 Oh, is it like puzzles? Ooh, I love puzzles. 629 00:26:46.440 --> 00:26:47.521 I just saw Inferno. 630 00:26:47.680 --> 00:26:48.727 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">MITCHELL:</font></b> Yeah, great. What are they saying? 631 00:26:48.880 --> 00:26:51.531 Okay, so there's something about an eggplant handshake. 632 00:26:51.600 --> 00:26:52.601 Eggplant agreement. 633 00:26:52.680 --> 00:26:54.569 Yeah. They got an agreement to make eggplant Parmesan. 634 00:26:54.720 --> 00:26:56.449 No, eggplants are dicks in teenage emoji language. 635 00:26:56.600 --> 00:26:57.886 What? <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">LISA:</font></b> You know what, that's true. 636 00:26:58.040 --> 00:27:00.691 Julie told me that the emojis have... They all have secret meanings. 637 00:27:00.840 --> 00:27:02.285 Mmm-hmm. So, like, trees are weed 638 00:27:02.440 --> 00:27:05.489 and snowflakes are cocaine and 639 00:27:06.080 --> 00:27:07.286 that thing is "yas queen." 640 00:27:07.440 --> 00:27:08.487 Yas queen! 641 00:27:08.600 --> 00:27:10.090 What the hell is that? You've never heard of "yas queen"? 642 00:27:10.240 --> 00:27:11.287 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">MITCHELL:</font></b> No. All right, grandpa. 643 00:27:11.480 --> 00:27:16.088 Hold on. Julie is making some kind of a dick-related agreement here. 644 00:27:16.280 --> 00:27:18.248 Kayla is in on the agreement. 645 00:27:18.400 --> 00:27:19.686 No fucking way. 646 00:27:19.840 --> 00:27:21.763 Okay, clown face. What the fuck does that mean? 647 00:27:22.200 --> 00:27:24.726 That means she's down to clown. 648 00:27:26.600 --> 00:27:27.601 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">LISA:</font></b> Okay. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">MITCHELL:</font></b> Three eggplants? 649 00:27:27.760 --> 00:27:29.524 And look at the drool coming out of that smiley face. 650 00:27:29.600 --> 00:27:30.601 You wish that was drool. 651 00:27:30.680 --> 00:27:31.806 That's cum, my man. Stand down! 652 00:27:32.040 --> 00:27:33.451 It is. Look, it's cum. He's, like... <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(EXCLAIMS)</font></b> 653 00:27:33.600 --> 00:27:36.444 This is sex if I've ever seen it illustrated in emoji form. 654 00:27:36.600 --> 00:27:39.331 No, no, no. Maybe not. They're best friends. They're just saying, 655 00:27:39.480 --> 00:27:41.130 like, "You're okay with me. 656 00:27:41.280 --> 00:27:43.248 "You're okay to me. You're okay to me." You say that to your friends? 657 00:27:43.400 --> 00:27:45.801 Whenever I see my friends, I go, "Hey! You're okay with me." 658 00:27:45.960 --> 00:27:47.246 I don't use these! 659 00:27:47.400 --> 00:27:49.084 Hold on. Agreement hands, agreement hands, 660 00:27:49.240 --> 00:27:51.208 agreement hands. This is a... It's a sex agreement. 661 00:27:51.360 --> 00:27:53.488 They're making a sex pact. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(STAMMERS)</font></b> 662 00:27:53.640 --> 00:27:55.290 They're gonna lose their virginity on prom night. 663 00:27:55.480 --> 00:27:56.891 That cannot be a sex pact. 664 00:27:57.040 --> 00:27:58.610 That? That is friendship. 665 00:27:58.760 --> 00:28:02.731 And that is the bond of friendship that can never be broken. 666 00:28:02.880 --> 00:28:04.086 I mean, maybe. Yeah. 667 00:28:04.280 --> 00:28:05.770 Oh! Just look, they wrote "Sex Pact 2018." 668 00:28:05.920 --> 00:28:08.526 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(BANGS TABLE)</font></b> I fucking knew it! I love puzzles. 669 00:28:08.680 --> 00:28:10.523 I told you guys. Have you seen Inferno? 670 00:28:10.680 --> 00:28:12.205 Call your kid. Leese, have you seen Inferno? 671 00:28:12.360 --> 00:28:13.566 Have you guys seen Inferno? 672 00:28:13.720 --> 00:28:15.563 I figured it out in two seconds. Did you see Inferno? 673 00:28:15.720 --> 00:28:17.484 The guy jumps off the thing in the beginning. He's got a virus. 674 00:28:17.640 --> 00:28:19.130 Have you seen Inferno with Tom Hanks? 675 00:28:19.280 --> 00:28:20.281 Okay. 676 00:28:20.440 --> 00:28:21.851 Okay, she's not answering her phone. Yeah, Kayla isn't either. 677 00:28:22.000 --> 00:28:23.525 Okay, what the heck is happening? 678 00:28:23.720 --> 00:28:25.051 She's always been honest with me. 679 00:28:25.200 --> 00:28:26.929 She's always told me the truth, 680 00:28:27.000 --> 00:28:29.571 and now I'm just swimming in a pool of lies. 681 00:28:29.720 --> 00:28:31.370 Okay. Here's what's gonna happen. 682 00:28:31.560 --> 00:28:34.006 She's gonna have sex with that Austin kid 683 00:28:34.160 --> 00:28:37.050 and then she's gonna think that she has all these feelings, 684 00:28:37.200 --> 00:28:39.202 which she does not actually have, 685 00:28:39.400 --> 00:28:41.721 and then she's gonna drive across country 686 00:28:41.880 --> 00:28:44.531 and follow him and ruin her fucking life! 687 00:28:44.680 --> 00:28:47.411 Okay, I think that's a pretty big leap to make when you read a couple... 688 00:28:47.560 --> 00:28:50.643 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">MITCHELL:</font></b> I have invested every single piece of my being 689 00:28:50.800 --> 00:28:52.643 into preparing Kayla for success, and now this? 690 00:28:53.160 --> 00:28:57.245 She is about to have sex with some dipshit with a "man bun." 691 00:28:57.400 --> 00:28:59.801 You're not using those in the right way. 692 00:28:59.960 --> 00:29:02.167 Hey, can we all come back to "Planet Earth"? 693 00:29:02.320 --> 00:29:03.731 'Cause this is not a big deal. 694 00:29:03.880 --> 00:29:06.406 They're teenage girls. They have sex. 695 00:29:06.560 --> 00:29:09.404 Do you freak out when you see a bee fucking a flower? 696 00:29:12.760 --> 00:29:13.761 I'm gonna stop her. 697 00:29:13.960 --> 00:29:14.961 I'm in. 698 00:29:15.040 --> 00:29:16.849 Let's cockblock those motherfuckers. 699 00:29:16.920 --> 00:29:18.809 Whoa... <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(STAMMERS)</font></b> 700 00:29:18.880 --> 00:29:19.881 No, sir. Uh-uh. 701 00:29:19.960 --> 00:29:22.531 No, no, no, no. I promised Sam the greatest night of her life 702 00:29:22.680 --> 00:29:24.250 and if you guys fuck up your daughters' night, 703 00:29:24.400 --> 00:29:26.846 it's gonna fuck up my daughter's night, and that shit is "not cool." 704 00:29:27.000 --> 00:29:28.365 I don't give a fuck what's cool with you. 705 00:29:28.520 --> 00:29:29.965 Let's go, Mitchell. I'll drive. 706 00:29:30.160 --> 00:29:31.650 Hey! Hey, hey, wait! No,no,no. 707 00:29:31.800 --> 00:29:33.211 You wanna go? 708 00:29:33.360 --> 00:29:34.805 You got to go through me. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(LISA GRUNTS)</font></b> 709 00:29:35.040 --> 00:29:37.281 Oh, Jesus. Okay, you called my bluff. Wait. 710 00:29:37.760 --> 00:29:38.761 Wait! Hey! 711 00:29:38.920 --> 00:29:41.048 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">MITCHELL:</font></b> Get off! Get off of me! Get off! <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">HUNTER:</font></b> Hey! Hey! 712 00:29:41.200 --> 00:29:42.486 Not cool! 713 00:29:42.640 --> 00:29:43.880 This is "not cool"! 714 00:29:44.040 --> 00:29:46.441 Hey! What's the plan? This is stupid. 715 00:29:50.120 --> 00:29:51.167 Fuck off. 716 00:29:51.720 --> 00:29:52.721 I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. 717 00:29:52.800 --> 00:29:53.926 What the fuck are you doing? 718 00:29:54.080 --> 00:29:56.731 I just need to talk to my daughter for five minutes. 719 00:29:56.880 --> 00:29:57.881 Get out of the car! 720 00:29:57.960 --> 00:29:58.961 You get out. 721 00:29:59.040 --> 00:30:00.041 You get out! You get out! 722 00:30:00.120 --> 00:30:01.121 Stop saying what I'm saying! 723 00:30:01.200 --> 00:30:03.202 Stop saying what I'm saying. Stop saying what I'm saying! 724 00:30:03.400 --> 00:30:04.606 Stop! Okay. Listen, listen. Hey! 725 00:30:04.760 --> 00:30:06.250 Okay, everyone calm down, calm down. 726 00:30:07.080 --> 00:30:08.320 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">MITCHELL:</font></b> The window! No, the window! 727 00:30:09.360 --> 00:30:10.486 Hey! What the fuck! No! 728 00:30:11.560 --> 00:30:13.164 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(GROANING)</font></b> 729 00:30:14.440 --> 00:30:15.726 Damn, these are new shorts! 730 00:30:15.800 --> 00:30:16.801 Truce, truce! 731 00:30:16.880 --> 00:30:18.928 Truce, truce, truce. 732 00:30:20.240 --> 00:30:21.765 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(HORN HONKS)</font></b> I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! 733 00:30:21.880 --> 00:30:23.450 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(YELPS)</font></b> Oh, my fucking God! 734 00:30:23.520 --> 00:30:24.521 Uh... 735 00:30:25.520 --> 00:30:26.521 I'm sorry, man. 736 00:30:26.600 --> 00:30:29.285 It's not gonna work. You're not Schwarzenegger! 737 00:30:31.400 --> 00:30:32.925 How is that possible? 738 00:30:33.080 --> 00:30:34.889 How is that possible? Oh, shit! 739 00:30:35.400 --> 00:30:36.561 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 740 00:30:36.720 --> 00:30:37.801 My balls! My balls! 741 00:30:38.280 --> 00:30:39.281 Your ass is so... 742 00:30:39.360 --> 00:30:41.886 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(BOTH GRUNTING)</font></b> 743 00:30:41.960 --> 00:30:43.450 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">HUNTER:</font></b> Hey! Hey! Not cool! 744 00:30:43.520 --> 00:30:45.409 Ah! You're bullying me! 745 00:30:45.560 --> 00:30:48.404 This is bullying! What you're doing is wrong! 746 00:30:49.680 --> 00:30:52.047 You know your daughter's in this stupid sex pact, too. 747 00:30:52.240 --> 00:30:53.730 Yeah, and she's not gonna do anything about it, okay? 748 00:30:53.880 --> 00:30:55.928 Like you would know what your daughter's gonna do. 749 00:30:56.400 --> 00:30:58.402 Okay, first of all, ouch! 750 00:30:58.560 --> 00:31:01.803 Second of all, I know nothing is gonna happen with Sam because... 751 00:31:02.240 --> 00:31:03.526 Because she's gay. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SIGHS)</font></b> 752 00:31:04.320 --> 00:31:06.322 Really? Did she come out to you? 753 00:31:06.480 --> 00:31:08.960 No, of course not. She barely speaks to me. 754 00:31:09.120 --> 00:31:10.884 Then how do you know? Because, bro, 755 00:31:11.040 --> 00:31:13.691 I'm her dad. And there's just some things you know. 756 00:31:13.840 --> 00:31:16.286 Chad is nothing. He's like a beard. 757 00:31:16.440 --> 00:31:19.569 Or whatever a lesbian beard is. A merkin? 758 00:31:19.720 --> 00:31:20.721 I don't know. The point is, 759 00:31:20.840 --> 00:31:22.922 I guarantee you they don't even kiss, okay? 760 00:31:23.280 --> 00:31:24.281 I'm not worried about that. 761 00:31:24.480 --> 00:31:26.528 I'm worried about you two dicks fucking up her night. 762 00:31:26.680 --> 00:31:28.648 Okay, well, what you don't understand is that 763 00:31:28.800 --> 00:31:31.246 sex can be very confusing for young girls, 764 00:31:31.400 --> 00:31:34.165 and make them say things and do things that they might regret. 765 00:31:34.480 --> 00:31:35.720 Like dropping out of college 766 00:31:35.880 --> 00:31:38.121 to follow around the Dave Matthews Band 767 00:31:38.280 --> 00:31:41.204 with a guy they think they love who then winds up getting them pregnant 768 00:31:41.360 --> 00:31:42.771 and then leaving them 769 00:31:42.960 --> 00:31:47.568 for the girl who makes grilled cheese sandwiches with hash aioli on them. 770 00:31:48.880 --> 00:31:52.851 Yeah, that is a extremely specific scenario 771 00:31:53.000 --> 00:31:54.650 and that won't happen to Julie. 772 00:31:54.800 --> 00:31:57.565 Dave's not even touring right now. He's taking time off for fatherhood. 773 00:31:57.720 --> 00:31:59.290 It was me, you idiot. 774 00:31:59.840 --> 00:32:01.285 Me. That happened to me. 775 00:32:01.920 --> 00:32:02.921 Yeah. 776 00:32:03.120 --> 00:32:05.851 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)</font></b> 777 00:32:15.120 --> 00:32:16.849 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CAMERA CLICKING)</font></b> You weren't ready! Okay, one more. 778 00:32:16.920 --> 00:32:17.921 Smile. 779 00:32:18.720 --> 00:32:19.721 I closed my eye. 780 00:32:20.360 --> 00:32:21.850 Oh, my God! 781 00:32:22.040 --> 00:32:24.486 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(GASPS)</font></b> You guys! This is our song! 782 00:32:24.640 --> 00:32:26.244 Do you remember when we got snowed in at Sam's 783 00:32:26.400 --> 00:32:28.482 and we played this like over and over? Yes! 784 00:32:28.640 --> 00:32:30.608 We have to dance! This is our jam! 785 00:32:30.680 --> 00:32:32.523 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)</font></b> 786 00:32:44.840 --> 00:32:45.841 Hey! Hey! 787 00:32:45.920 --> 00:32:47.160 Hey! I want a drink. 788 00:32:47.240 --> 00:32:48.241 Okay, yeah, let's go get one. 789 00:32:48.360 --> 00:32:50.328 No, no, no, no. Like, a drink. 790 00:32:50.480 --> 00:32:52.050 Oh, you want a drink-drink. Yeah. 791 00:32:52.240 --> 00:32:54.083 Okay, let me call my guy. 792 00:32:54.280 --> 00:32:55.281 Hello, Mr. Drink Drink. 793 00:32:55.960 --> 00:32:56.961 Let's go get fucked up! 794 00:32:57.160 --> 00:32:58.161 Okay. 795 00:32:58.560 --> 00:33:00.449 Kayla, Kayla! Ah. 796 00:33:00.520 --> 00:33:01.760 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(some CONTINUES)</font></b> 797 00:33:05.960 --> 00:33:08.088 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING)</font></b> 798 00:33:08.160 --> 00:33:10.003 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(INAUDIBLE)</font></b> 799 00:33:11.760 --> 00:33:13.171 Hey, Chad! 800 00:33:13.320 --> 00:33:15.004 I'm gonna go get, uh, some dessert. 801 00:33:15.160 --> 00:33:16.491 Get me two! 802 00:33:16.560 --> 00:33:17.891 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(LAUGHS)</font></b> 803 00:33:18.480 --> 00:33:21.006 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(some CONTINUES)</font></b> 804 00:33:26.720 --> 00:33:29.451 Hey, Angelica, it's a nice cape. 805 00:33:29.600 --> 00:33:30.840 Uh, hey, Sam, 806 00:33:31.000 --> 00:33:32.126 thank you. 807 00:33:35.520 --> 00:33:40.003 Um, yeah, it's a Galadriel cape that I made a couple months ago for LordCon. 808 00:33:40.200 --> 00:33:41.247 Figured I could wear it again. 809 00:33:41.400 --> 00:33:44.210 Not too much overlap on the guest list. 810 00:33:44.280 --> 00:33:45.611 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(LAUGHS)</font></b> 811 00:33:46.400 --> 00:33:47.561 Yeah. Totally. 812 00:33:47.640 --> 00:33:49.085 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(LAUGHS)</font></b> 813 00:33:49.840 --> 00:33:51.285 Who'd you come here with? 814 00:33:51.360 --> 00:33:53.283 Um... Just my friends. 815 00:33:53.920 --> 00:33:55.968 Lauren and I broke up. 816 00:33:57.040 --> 00:33:58.166 Oh! 817 00:33:58.240 --> 00:34:00.242 No hard feelings though. 818 00:34:00.320 --> 00:34:03.369 Um, she's still a little confused. 819 00:34:04.800 --> 00:34:06.802 How do you think one becomes 820 00:34:07.520 --> 00:34:10.251 not confused? 821 00:34:11.160 --> 00:34:14.130 It's probably different for everyone. 822 00:34:14.320 --> 00:34:17.529 But for me, when I kissed Brad Markowski, I started to suspect it, 823 00:34:17.680 --> 00:34:21.810 and then last year when I touched Dash Lowenstein's dick, I was like, 824 00:34:21.960 --> 00:34:24.566 "Fuck no." It was like holding a dead snake. 825 00:34:24.920 --> 00:34:25.921 Hmm. 826 00:34:28.120 --> 00:34:30.726 But I guess you never know until you try. 827 00:34:31.560 --> 00:34:34.040 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(some CONTINUES)</font></b> 828 00:34:39.200 --> 00:34:40.770 Uh, before I do drink this, though, 829 00:34:40.920 --> 00:34:42.160 I just wanna let you know 830 00:34:42.320 --> 00:34:44.721 that I am fully planning on having sex tonight. 831 00:34:46.200 --> 00:34:47.725 With... With you. 832 00:34:48.160 --> 00:34:50.766 Yeah, I mean, wherever the wind blows us. 833 00:34:51.120 --> 00:34:52.849 Well, the Wind's gonna blow us there. 834 00:34:53.200 --> 00:34:54.611 Wherever the night takes us. 835 00:34:54.760 --> 00:34:57.047 It's gonna take your penis into my vagina. 836 00:34:57.240 --> 00:35:00.005 Okay. Uh... You know, if the universe wills it. 837 00:35:00.200 --> 00:35:02.567 And the universe will will it. 838 00:35:04.200 --> 00:35:06.806 Thanks for letting me know. l guess. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(LAUGHING)</font></b> 839 00:35:08.360 --> 00:35:09.646 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(COUGHS)</font></b> Uh, yeah. 840 00:35:09.760 --> 00:35:11.125 Oh, my God! I warned you. 841 00:35:11.280 --> 00:35:12.805 This is what gin tastes like? No, no. 842 00:35:13.000 --> 00:35:15.321 I've heard that gin sucks and this sucks. No, it's... 843 00:35:16.000 --> 00:35:18.367 I made it. Um... Oh. 844 00:35:18.600 --> 00:35:20.682 This is so dumb. Okay? 845 00:35:20.840 --> 00:35:23.286 Yeah, our kids are gonna hate us because you're gonna humiliate them. 846 00:35:23.440 --> 00:35:26.125 I'm not gonna humiliate Julie. We're best friends. 847 00:35:26.280 --> 00:35:27.281 I'm the cool mom. 848 00:35:27.360 --> 00:35:29.044 Hunter, don't make me sit on your balls again. 849 00:35:29.200 --> 00:35:31.362 Stop, stop, stop it, stop, stop! 850 00:35:31.560 --> 00:35:34.166 This is how they're gonna be remembered in high school, 851 00:35:34.360 --> 00:35:36.931 as the weirdos whose parents dragged them out of prom 852 00:35:37.080 --> 00:35:38.650 because they were afraid of their sexuality. 853 00:35:39.000 --> 00:35:41.924 It's not something that should be feared, it should be celebrated. 854 00:35:43.360 --> 00:35:46.011 And... And we have to empower these young women. 855 00:35:46.200 --> 00:35:48.646 I mean, what year is it, guys? It's 2018. 856 00:35:48.720 --> 00:35:50.006 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CAR HONKS)</font></b> 857 00:35:50.360 --> 00:35:52.089 Jesus Christ! <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">MITCHELL:</font></b> Oh, gross. 858 00:35:52.240 --> 00:35:53.241 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">HUNTER:</font></b> Okay, you know what? 859 00:35:53.360 --> 00:35:54.725 That's an unfortunate coincidence. 860 00:35:54.920 --> 00:35:56.160 Get a fucking room! 861 00:35:56.240 --> 00:35:58.242 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)</font></b> 862 00:36:01.760 --> 00:36:02.841 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SHOUTS)</font></b> <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(YELPS)</font></b> 863 00:36:02.920 --> 00:36:04.888 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(BOTH LAUGHING)</font></b> 864 00:36:04.960 --> 00:36:06.405 Let's take a picture! 865 00:36:06.600 --> 00:36:08.284 Kayla! Let's take a picture right now. 866 00:36:08.440 --> 00:36:10.169 Okay, cool! 867 00:36:10.320 --> 00:36:11.321 Cheese! 868 00:36:11.720 --> 00:36:13.961 Oh, my God, my mom called me, like, 15 times. 869 00:36:14.120 --> 00:36:15.804 She's crazy! Nope. 870 00:36:15.960 --> 00:36:16.961 No. That's a no. That's kind of funny. 871 00:36:17.080 --> 00:36:19.401 Boom! Airplane mode. No. 872 00:36:19.560 --> 00:36:21.847 Yeah. We're flying the friendly skies now. 873 00:36:22.000 --> 00:36:23.286 Yeah, until she freaks out. 874 00:36:23.440 --> 00:36:24.726 Look, can we please get out of here? 875 00:36:24.880 --> 00:36:26.484 No! We can't go right now. 876 00:36:26.640 --> 00:36:28.529 They haven't even played me and Austin's song yet. 877 00:36:28.680 --> 00:36:29.681 How are we gonna get in the mood? 878 00:36:29.800 --> 00:36:31.211 I don't know, light your Walgreens candle. 879 00:36:31.320 --> 00:36:32.321 That's later. 880 00:36:32.400 --> 00:36:35.085 Don't you want... Look, look. Jake Donahue is just warming up. 881 00:36:36.360 --> 00:36:38.442 Don't you wanna see him breakdance and probably hurt himself? 882 00:36:38.600 --> 00:36:40.090 No. I don't. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">JULIE:</font></b> It's gonna be so good. 883 00:36:40.240 --> 00:36:42.641 Do you remember at the Sadie Hawkins Dance 884 00:36:42.840 --> 00:36:45.810 when he tried to do the worm and he fell and broke his two front teeth? 885 00:36:45.960 --> 00:36:47.121 Yeah, he had to go to the hospital. I have pictures. 886 00:36:47.280 --> 00:36:49.601 It was great. And this is gonna be better! 887 00:36:49.680 --> 00:36:50.681 No,no,no. So we're staying. 888 00:36:50.760 --> 00:36:52.967 No! Julie, Julie. I promise 889 00:36:53.120 --> 00:36:55.122 that you're gonna dance to your song with your boyfriend tonight. 890 00:36:55.280 --> 00:36:56.964 This place is dying, okay? 891 00:36:57.120 --> 00:36:58.485 We gotta get out of here. 892 00:36:58.640 --> 00:36:59.641 Okay, fine. 893 00:36:59.960 --> 00:37:01.883 Okay, cool, let's go. 894 00:37:02.800 --> 00:37:04.006 We're going to the lake house! 895 00:37:04.200 --> 00:37:06.328 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">JULIE:</font></b> I'm not sure that this was worth $85. 896 00:37:06.480 --> 00:37:07.970 Where's Chad? 897 00:37:08.040 --> 00:37:09.087 What? 898 00:37:09.160 --> 00:37:10.810 Oh, he's probably out on the dance floor. 899 00:37:10.960 --> 00:37:12.644 I'm gonna go find him and meet you guys outside. 900 00:37:12.800 --> 00:37:13.801 All right. 901 00:37:14.840 --> 00:37:16.683 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(INDISTINCT CHATTER)</font></b> 902 00:37:29.920 --> 00:37:30.921 The fuck? 903 00:37:34.960 --> 00:37:36.610 Smirking little piece of shit. 904 00:37:36.840 --> 00:37:38.569 Top knot. Top knot. Let's get him. 905 00:37:38.720 --> 00:37:40.484 Yeah, you guys go do that. 906 00:37:40.640 --> 00:37:42.608 I'm gonna get some punch. 907 00:37:43.520 --> 00:37:45.363 All right, asshole, what'd you do with my daughter? 908 00:37:45.960 --> 00:37:48.361 Two of you guys have the same shitty haircut? Hey! 909 00:37:48.520 --> 00:37:50.443 Look at me. My hair's too long. 910 00:37:51.320 --> 00:37:54.324 Hey! You can't go around assaulting children. 911 00:37:54.480 --> 00:37:55.811 You have to blend in 912 00:37:56.320 --> 00:37:58.129 if you want some information, okay? 913 00:37:58.280 --> 00:38:02.001 So just... Just be cool. God! 914 00:38:02.160 --> 00:38:03.366 Okay. 915 00:38:04.360 --> 00:38:05.521 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">LISA:</font></b> Julie? 916 00:38:06.520 --> 00:38:07.726 Julie? 917 00:38:09.120 --> 00:38:10.451 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)</font></b> 918 00:38:10.520 --> 00:38:11.965 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(EXHALES)</font></b> 919 00:38:14.160 --> 00:38:15.969 Prom night, huh? 920 00:38:16.600 --> 00:38:17.681 What? 921 00:38:18.920 --> 00:38:21.002 Just special night. 922 00:38:27.480 --> 00:38:28.686 Gotta try. 923 00:38:35.080 --> 00:38:36.206 Chad? Yeah? 924 00:38:38.720 --> 00:38:40.165 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(MUSIC FADES)</font></b> 925 00:38:43.560 --> 00:38:45.562 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(INAUDIBLE CONVERSATION)</font></b> 926 00:38:50.480 --> 00:38:52.482 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)</font></b> 927 00:38:55.320 --> 00:38:57.049 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(WHISPERS)</font></b> This is my moment. 928 00:38:59.360 --> 00:39:01.408 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)</font></b> 929 00:39:05.640 --> 00:39:07.847 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(GRUNTS)</font></b> <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SCREAMING)</font></b> 930 00:39:14.200 --> 00:39:15.725 You ruined my moment! 931 00:39:15.880 --> 00:39:17.041 Fuck your moment. 932 00:39:18.400 --> 00:39:19.401 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">LISA:</font></b> What happened back there? 933 00:39:19.480 --> 00:39:22.723 What happened is that my daughter was kissing Chad even though she hated it... 934 00:39:22.920 --> 00:39:25.651 And I've been dragged in this situation by you two fucking idiots! 935 00:39:25.840 --> 00:39:26.841 Just ignore him. Great idea. 936 00:39:26.960 --> 00:39:27.961 We're gonna go to Austin's house. 937 00:39:28.040 --> 00:39:29.849 Julie said that's where the after-party is and we'll get 'em there. 938 00:39:30.000 --> 00:39:31.001 And that sounds like a plan. 939 00:39:31.160 --> 00:39:32.810 Hey, how dare you ignore me. 940 00:39:32.960 --> 00:39:35.361 We are in this situation because you two raised a couple of bigots 941 00:39:35.560 --> 00:39:38.564 who have shamed my daughter into losing her virginity to the wrong sex. 942 00:39:38.720 --> 00:39:40.006 Shame! 943 00:39:40.160 --> 00:39:43.130 My daughter is not a bigot. 944 00:39:43.200 --> 00:39:45.851 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SCOFFING)</font></b> We go to all of the marches. 945 00:39:46.000 --> 00:39:49.163 We went to the Tax Day March and nobody goes to that shit. 946 00:39:49.360 --> 00:39:50.850 Nobody! Ignore him. 947 00:39:51.000 --> 00:39:52.365 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">LISA:</font></b> It's hard. Yeah, it is hard. 948 00:39:52.520 --> 00:39:53.521 'Cause I don't quit. 949 00:39:53.720 --> 00:39:54.960 And now I have to go rescue Sam 950 00:39:55.160 --> 00:39:57.162 because she is scared and confused 951 00:39:57.320 --> 00:40:00.563 and I know what it's like to be ostracized by society for your sexual preferences. 952 00:40:00.720 --> 00:40:04.167 Sleeping with women that aren't your wife isn't a sexual preference. 953 00:40:04.320 --> 00:40:06.482 No, it is! I prefer them. 954 00:40:06.560 --> 00:40:08.324 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(MUSIC PLAYING LCDUDLY)</font></b> <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">MITCHELL:</font></b> How parents can let their kids 955 00:40:08.400 --> 00:40:09.606 play music this loud? 956 00:40:10.160 --> 00:40:11.969 We all share this planet. 957 00:40:12.120 --> 00:40:13.804 This is how loud I listen to my music, dawg. 958 00:40:13.960 --> 00:40:15.928 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">LISA:</font></b> Probably won't even be able to hear us. 959 00:40:16.600 --> 00:40:18.568 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(RINGING DOORBELL)</font></b> It's so dark in there. 960 00:40:18.680 --> 00:40:22.048 They could be in the backyard playing two-on-two hoops. I don't know. 961 00:40:23.160 --> 00:40:24.321 Oh. I found a big window. 962 00:40:25.520 --> 00:40:26.521 No, no, don't, don't, don't. 963 00:40:26.640 --> 00:40:29.325 Trust me. Do not look in that window. 964 00:40:29.480 --> 00:40:30.845 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">MITCHELL:</font></b> What? Look at me. Do not look in this window. 965 00:40:31.000 --> 00:40:32.001 Do not look in this fucking window! 966 00:40:35.360 --> 00:40:36.885 Julie's red dress! Shit! 967 00:40:38.160 --> 00:40:40.811 Shit! Oh, God. 968 00:40:42.960 --> 00:40:44.689 I know this must be tough for you. 969 00:40:44.840 --> 00:40:46.001 I mean, if... 970 00:40:46.160 --> 00:40:48.242 Hell, if that was Kayla in there, I'd... 971 00:40:49.360 --> 00:40:51.010 I'd kill myself. Nope. 972 00:40:51.160 --> 00:40:53.162 That's the wrong thing to fucking say right now. 973 00:40:53.480 --> 00:40:55.244 Stop them. Stop it! 974 00:40:55.400 --> 00:40:56.401 I can't... Wait. 975 00:40:57.440 --> 00:40:59.408 Hey! It's not Julie. 976 00:40:59.480 --> 00:41:00.527 It's not Julie. 977 00:41:00.600 --> 00:41:02.682 What? <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(LAUGHING)</font></b> 978 00:41:02.760 --> 00:41:04.967 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">LISA:</font></b> Shit! It's Austin's parents. 979 00:41:05.120 --> 00:41:06.246 Good for them. 980 00:41:06.440 --> 00:41:07.487 Really going at it. 981 00:41:07.640 --> 00:41:10.371 Always wanted to do this. I've always wanted to watch people have sex. 982 00:41:10.520 --> 00:41:12.249 Oh, my God, he's yanking her hair. 983 00:41:12.320 --> 00:41:13.810 Ow. That looks like it hurts. 984 00:41:13.960 --> 00:41:15.928 Yeah, we shouldn't be looking, man. Come on. 985 00:41:16.080 --> 00:41:18.162 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">MITCHELL:</font></b> She runs the risk of, like, dislocating her hip. 986 00:41:18.320 --> 00:41:19.924 Hey, Mitchell. You're being a fucking perv, dude. 987 00:41:20.120 --> 00:41:21.690 Don't look. 988 00:41:21.760 --> 00:41:22.807 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CATHY MOANS)</font></b> 989 00:41:23.840 --> 00:41:25.968 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(MOANING)</font></b> 990 00:41:26.040 --> 00:41:27.690 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(YELPING)</font></b> 991 00:41:27.760 --> 00:41:29.125 What happened? 992 00:41:29.840 --> 00:41:31.285 We locked eyes and then he finished. 993 00:41:31.440 --> 00:41:33.727 That means his load is on your soul for eternity. 994 00:41:33.840 --> 00:41:34.841 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">MITCHELL:</font></b> Holy shit! 995 00:41:34.920 --> 00:41:35.921 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">LISA:</font></b> Oh, shit, he's coming. 996 00:41:37.200 --> 00:41:38.884 I'll pretend I'm a plant. 997 00:41:42.520 --> 00:41:43.760 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">RON:</font></b> Mitchell? What are you doing? 998 00:41:43.880 --> 00:41:45.530 Lisa? Hey, Ron! 999 00:41:45.960 --> 00:41:47.485 What are you guys doing out here? 1000 00:41:47.640 --> 00:41:48.641 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">CATHY:</font></b> Hi! 1001 00:41:48.720 --> 00:41:50.802 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">LISA:</font></b> Hey! What a nice surprise! 1002 00:41:50.960 --> 00:41:53.486 We thought the kids were here. We didn't realize you guys were here. 1003 00:41:53.840 --> 00:41:57.287 Oh, Cath and I were just having a little prom night role-play. 1004 00:41:57.440 --> 00:41:59.761 You know, to keep the sex life alive. Prom night! 1005 00:41:59.920 --> 00:42:02.287 Where are the kids? Um, do you know where the kids are? 1006 00:42:02.440 --> 00:42:05.125 The kids are at Kyler Montero's lake house. 1007 00:42:05.200 --> 00:42:06.201 How do you know that? 1008 00:42:06.280 --> 00:42:08.009 Because Austin told us. Yeah. 1009 00:42:08.360 --> 00:42:11.204 He's texted me, like, 19 times tonight. 1010 00:42:11.320 --> 00:42:13.322 Ugh. Oh, my God. Yeah, we tell each other everything. 1011 00:42:13.480 --> 00:42:14.561 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">CATHY:</font></b> It's unbelievable. 1012 00:42:14.760 --> 00:42:15.761 He knows about prom night. 1013 00:42:15.880 --> 00:42:17.325 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">CATHY:</font></b> Well, you know. I'm sorry, you... 1014 00:42:17.480 --> 00:42:19.960 You tell your son about your sex games with your wife? 1015 00:42:20.120 --> 00:42:21.121 Uh-huh. Yeah. 1016 00:42:22.000 --> 00:42:24.287 Can't do that. There's a line. Yeah, it's weird. 1017 00:42:24.360 --> 00:42:25.361 It's... It's weird. 1018 00:42:25.520 --> 00:42:27.363 We have a very open family here. 1019 00:42:27.560 --> 00:42:29.005 Yes, we do. We don't hide anything. 1020 00:42:29.160 --> 00:42:30.446 You know what, what is Kyler's address? 1021 00:42:30.520 --> 00:42:35.128 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(STAMMERS)</font></b> Okay, listen, I feel like I can't betray Austin's confidence in me 1022 00:42:35.320 --> 00:42:38.802 and frankly if Julie wanted to tell you where the house was, 1023 00:42:38.880 --> 00:42:39.961 she would've told you. 1024 00:42:40.040 --> 00:42:42.361 LJh-uh. lgoLU.Hok1on,hokion. Buh,buh,buh. 1025 00:42:42.760 --> 00:42:43.841 Give us the address. 1026 00:42:44.160 --> 00:42:46.003 Or my giant friend's gonna tear your husband's dick off. 1027 00:42:46.080 --> 00:42:47.161 Yeah. 1028 00:42:47.240 --> 00:42:48.241 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(LAUGHS)</font></b> No, I'm not. 1029 00:42:48.320 --> 00:42:49.321 No, I'm not. Excuse me? 1030 00:42:49.440 --> 00:42:52.205 No, no, no. That's... That's good. 1031 00:42:52.360 --> 00:42:54.169 And, uh, sorry to interrupt your evening. 1032 00:42:54.320 --> 00:42:56.448 I hope you guys enjoy the rest of your love-making. 1033 00:42:56.920 --> 00:42:58.046 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">HUNTER:</font></b> Ah, fuck! <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">MITCHELL:</font></b> Come on, man. 1034 00:42:58.160 --> 00:42:59.161 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">LISA:</font></b> What was that about? <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">MITCHELL:</font></b> What? 1035 00:42:59.240 --> 00:43:01.049 Hey, man, thank you for killing my daughter's hymen. 1036 00:43:01.200 --> 00:43:03.089 I don't think so. Kyler Montero's lake house? 1037 00:43:03.240 --> 00:43:04.241 Marcie did the bathroom. 1038 00:43:04.400 --> 00:43:06.880 She's gonna know the address. So let's just go. 1039 00:43:07.040 --> 00:43:08.690 All right, dope. Dope. 1040 00:43:08.760 --> 00:43:10.762 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(ALL WHOOPING)</font></b> 1041 00:43:10.840 --> 00:43:12.285 Oh, my eyes! Yeah! 1042 00:43:13.200 --> 00:43:14.531 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">RUDY:</font></b> Okay, come on in now. 1043 00:43:14.680 --> 00:43:16.842 It's all fun and games until there's a decapitation. 1044 00:43:17.000 --> 00:43:19.321 I don't need any more dead girls on my conscience. 1045 00:43:19.480 --> 00:43:20.686 I'm sorry, Rudy! 1046 00:43:20.840 --> 00:43:24.128 We just had to check that off the old prom bucket list. 1047 00:43:24.600 --> 00:43:26.523 Oh, my God! Sam! 1048 00:43:26.680 --> 00:43:27.886 Come here. Yeah! Move, Chad! 1049 00:43:28.080 --> 00:43:30.082 Chad, you want a drink? No. 1050 00:43:30.240 --> 00:43:31.969 What you got there? 1051 00:43:32.120 --> 00:43:35.647 This is a very, very special reduced hash oil of my own invention. 1052 00:43:35.840 --> 00:43:38.002 It has rosemary essence for blood flow, 1053 00:43:38.160 --> 00:43:41.243 a curcumin extract from turmeric to reduce inflammation. 1054 00:43:41.400 --> 00:43:43.402 And it gets you super baked. 1055 00:43:43.480 --> 00:43:47.530 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLES)</font></b> All right! Let's do it. Do I just suck? 1056 00:43:47.680 --> 00:43:49.842 Yeah, you press the button and you take, like, a little puff. 1057 00:43:50.000 --> 00:43:53.971 Or a really, really big one. Okay. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(LAUGHS)</font></b> 1058 00:43:54.120 --> 00:43:56.407 And then you just hold it for, like, a beat. 1059 00:43:56.560 --> 00:43:59.131 You guys know that Tanner Dunn's parents rented out a whole floor 1060 00:43:59.320 --> 00:44:01.402 of the Park West Hotel for an after-party? 1061 00:44:01.560 --> 00:44:02.721 What? <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SCOFFS)</font></b> 1062 00:44:02.800 --> 00:44:04.882 Um... Yeah... He, uh... 1063 00:44:05.040 --> 00:44:07.088 I guess they're super loaded and they're still proud of him, 1064 00:44:07.240 --> 00:44:09.208 even though it took him, like, six years to graduate. 1065 00:44:09.360 --> 00:44:12.807 I remember him. He got to miss school when his kid was born. 1066 00:44:13.000 --> 00:44:14.001 Yeah, that guy. 1067 00:44:14.560 --> 00:44:15.846 You should definitely let it go now. 1068 00:44:17.880 --> 00:44:19.041 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(EXHALING)</font></b> 1069 00:44:19.120 --> 00:44:20.326 Holy shit. 1070 00:44:20.480 --> 00:44:24.451 Oh, yeah. I can run a six-minute mile. My lung capacity is legit. 1071 00:44:24.640 --> 00:44:26.449 No! One more selfie. 1072 00:44:26.640 --> 00:44:28.005 And this time let's pose like Kanye. 1073 00:44:28.160 --> 00:44:29.286 No!Boo! 1074 00:44:29.440 --> 00:44:31.363 Yes. You take too many pictures. 1075 00:44:31.480 --> 00:44:33.528 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CAMERA CLICKS)</font></b> They don't look like him. 1076 00:44:34.080 --> 00:44:36.560 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">HUNTER:</font></b> It's just a bunch of paint samples and swatches. 1077 00:44:36.720 --> 00:44:38.131 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(WHISPERS)</font></b> Hunter! Quiet! 1078 00:44:38.320 --> 00:44:39.367 Why do I have to be quiet? 1079 00:44:39.520 --> 00:44:41.443 Shit would not fly if Marcie found out. 1080 00:44:41.600 --> 00:44:42.726 Who wears the pants in this house, dawg? 1081 00:44:42.880 --> 00:44:43.881 I do. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">ALL:</font></b> Oh! 1082 00:44:45.000 --> 00:44:47.810 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SLURPING)</font></b> 1083 00:44:47.880 --> 00:44:49.245 Mmm. 1084 00:44:49.320 --> 00:44:52.961 This is soy creamer, are you sure? It's pretty freaking rich. 1085 00:44:53.120 --> 00:44:54.167 This is so messed up. 1086 00:44:54.320 --> 00:44:57.005 Who are you to get involved in our daughter's sex life? 1087 00:44:57.160 --> 00:44:59.242 Honey, I was just trying... No, don't "honey" me. 1088 00:44:59.400 --> 00:45:01.801 Did your dad try to stop you when you lost your virginity? 1089 00:45:01.960 --> 00:45:02.961 That's totally different. 1090 00:45:03.080 --> 00:45:04.684 It is not different. It's a double standard. 1091 00:45:04.840 --> 00:45:07.889 Oh, when a guy loses his virginity, it's no big deal, it's celebrated, 1092 00:45:08.040 --> 00:45:10.646 but if a girl does, it's some sort of big loss of innocence? 1093 00:45:10.800 --> 00:45:12.245 Yes! <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">MARCIE:</font></b> But come on, you guys, 1094 00:45:12.400 --> 00:45:13.640 it's the same damn thing. 1095 00:45:13.720 --> 00:45:17.611 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(GROANS)</font></b> Marcie! Stop talking. 1096 00:45:17.760 --> 00:45:20.570 Just give us the address. Just give us the address. 1097 00:45:20.880 --> 00:45:23.690 Honestly, Lisa, I can't believe you're on their side. 1098 00:45:23.840 --> 00:45:27.162 "Side"? This is not some philosophical debate. 1099 00:45:27.320 --> 00:45:30.563 We're trying to stop our daughters from some kind of sex pact 1100 00:45:30.720 --> 00:45:33.530 that they've planned and not thought through all the way. 1101 00:45:33.680 --> 00:45:34.761 That is such bullshit. 1102 00:45:35.320 --> 00:45:36.560 How do you expect society 1103 00:45:36.720 --> 00:45:39.291 <i>to treat women as if they're equal when their own parents won't?</i> 1104 00:45:39.440 --> 00:45:41.283 I don't know about that. 1105 00:45:41.440 --> 00:45:44.728 I'll deal with society tomorrow. Right now I'm thinking about my daughter. 1106 00:45:44.880 --> 00:45:47.326 Well, that's convenient. Yeah. You know what? 1107 00:45:47.480 --> 00:45:48.766 Go ahead and be part of the group 1108 00:45:48.920 --> 00:45:52.367 <i>that perceives women as little damsels in distress that need saving.</i> 1109 00:45:52.560 --> 00:45:54.164 Who cares about us not getting paid as much 1110 00:45:54.320 --> 00:45:56.527 or not having control of our own bodies? 1111 00:45:56.680 --> 00:46:00.162 Can you please not talk to me like I'm someone who bombs abortion clinics? 1112 00:46:00.360 --> 00:46:02.362 I think we're a little off-topic. We need the address. 1113 00:46:02.520 --> 00:46:03.567 I just can't believe 1114 00:46:03.760 --> 00:46:06.923 that you think Julie shouldn't be free to explore her sexuality 1115 00:46:07.080 --> 00:46:08.730 in the same way that boys are. 1116 00:46:08.880 --> 00:46:12.248 Girls and boys are very different. 1117 00:46:12.400 --> 00:46:14.607 Guys will take whatever's in front of them. 1118 00:46:15.560 --> 00:46:17.085 We have these feelings and then 1119 00:46:17.240 --> 00:46:21.370 your parents won't let you see the man. 1120 00:46:21.520 --> 00:46:23.602 And then he just writes a lot of letters 1121 00:46:23.800 --> 00:46:27.009 but you don't get them because your mom doesn't give them to you 1122 00:46:27.160 --> 00:46:29.640 and then it starts raining really hard 1123 00:46:29.800 --> 00:46:31.848 because he built a house for you. 1124 00:46:33.640 --> 00:46:35.642 And then, it's... 1125 00:46:36.080 --> 00:46:37.366 Mitchell, did you get the address? 1126 00:46:37.480 --> 00:46:38.481 Yup! <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">MARCIE:</font></b> What? 1127 00:46:38.560 --> 00:46:39.561 I'm really sorry. I'll call you tomorrow. 1128 00:46:39.720 --> 00:46:41.449 I'm just really stressed out. It was so good to see you. 1129 00:46:41.600 --> 00:46:43.170 <i>Was that The Notebook?</i> 1130 00:46:43.360 --> 00:46:45.966 Fucking fuck off, Hunter! God damn it! Mitchell! 1131 00:46:46.120 --> 00:46:47.770 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">MITCHELL:</font></b> I love you, I'm doing this for our daughter, I'll be home late! 1132 00:46:47.920 --> 00:46:49.001 Shit! 1133 00:46:49.080 --> 00:46:50.923 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(INDISTINCT CHATTER)</font></b> 1134 00:46:51.800 --> 00:46:53.928 To the loss of our innocence. 1135 00:46:54.040 --> 00:46:55.644 Whoo! 1136 00:46:58.640 --> 00:46:59.641 Oh! 1137 00:47:00.360 --> 00:47:01.361 Come on! 1138 00:47:01.760 --> 00:47:04.127 You guys! This is the best night! 1139 00:47:04.280 --> 00:47:07.124 I am so drunk, super high 1140 00:47:07.280 --> 00:47:10.921 and Connor has a little something-something that I feel 1141 00:47:11.080 --> 00:47:12.161 I need to go check out. 1142 00:47:12.320 --> 00:47:14.607 All right. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SIGHS)</font></b> It's fuck o'clock. 1143 00:47:14.760 --> 00:47:16.569 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">JULIE:</font></b> No way. You, too? <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">SAM:</font></b> Yep. 1144 00:47:18.240 --> 00:47:20.811 These are macarons... Ooh! 1145 00:47:20.880 --> 00:47:24.168 With a very special concoction of mine that I call Wavy Davy. 1146 00:47:24.360 --> 00:47:27.011 So it's DMT that I get from the dark web. 1147 00:47:27.160 --> 00:47:29.083 And then there's a little tiny bit of Xanax 1148 00:47:29.280 --> 00:47:31.806 to just kind of take the edge off, you know. It's pretty tight. 1149 00:47:31.960 --> 00:47:33.564 Sounds pretty tight. 1150 00:47:33.720 --> 00:47:35.290 And then I bake it into a white chocolate macaron 1151 00:47:35.440 --> 00:47:37.090 and it has, like, a raspberry filling 1152 00:47:37.240 --> 00:47:41.006 that's both light and fluffy but also very flavorful and satisfying. 1153 00:47:41.920 --> 00:47:42.967 Are you ready? 1154 00:47:43.040 --> 00:47:45.168 Uh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, let's do it. 1155 00:47:45.320 --> 00:47:47.846 Okay. Let's go. 1156 00:47:49.880 --> 00:47:51.166 Mmm. 1157 00:47:51.240 --> 00:47:52.730 It's yum. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLES)</font></b> 1158 00:47:52.800 --> 00:47:53.847 Mmm. 1159 00:47:58.400 --> 00:47:59.731 So what do we do? We just walk in 1160 00:47:59.880 --> 00:48:01.450 and flick the lights on and off until the kids come? 1161 00:48:01.600 --> 00:48:04.490 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">LISA:</font></b> Just act cool and young, and maybe we'll just slip in. 1162 00:48:04.600 --> 00:48:05.886 Mitchell, untuck your shirt. 1163 00:48:06.040 --> 00:48:07.963 No, it's not that kind of shirt. It looks stupid untucked. 1164 00:48:08.120 --> 00:48:10.248 Untuok your shirt. You look like a youth minister. 1165 00:48:10.400 --> 00:48:11.731 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">HUNTER:</font></b> Untuck your fucking shirt, man. We're trying to look cool. 1166 00:48:11.880 --> 00:48:12.881 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">MITCHELL:</font></b> All right! 1167 00:48:12.960 --> 00:48:14.928 Whoa. Oh, Sorry, bro! Sorry, guys. 1168 00:48:15.120 --> 00:48:17.009 Sorry. My friend's wasted. 1169 00:48:17.360 --> 00:48:18.361 Don't. 1170 00:48:18.440 --> 00:48:21.171 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey! No adults are getting into my house. 1171 00:48:21.320 --> 00:48:22.845 Not on prom night. Okay, not on prom. 1172 00:48:23.040 --> 00:48:25.771 We were just down the street at another party 1173 00:48:25.960 --> 00:48:28.042 and then we just decided to come up here 1174 00:48:28.200 --> 00:48:30.168 and hang with you guys. Uh... 1175 00:48:30.240 --> 00:48:31.241 No parents here, right? 1176 00:48:31.360 --> 00:48:32.361 Ah, thank God! 1177 00:48:32.440 --> 00:48:33.487 No, not except for you guys. No. 1178 00:48:34.160 --> 00:48:35.810 We're not... We don't... <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLES)</font></b> 1179 00:48:35.880 --> 00:48:36.881 Yeah, no. 1180 00:48:36.960 --> 00:48:37.961 Okay, so you're cops. 1181 00:48:38.040 --> 00:48:40.850 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(BOTH LAUGHING)</font></b> 1182 00:48:40.920 --> 00:48:43.287 I got two DUls last year. How could I be a cop? 1183 00:48:43.480 --> 00:48:44.686 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">MITCHELL:</font></b> The police? 1184 00:48:44.840 --> 00:48:46.171 Look at my untucked shirt. 1185 00:48:46.360 --> 00:48:48.681 You're literally the cop-lest motherfucker I've ever seen. 1186 00:48:48.840 --> 00:48:51.446 You look like you got your hair out in the back of a squad oar. 1187 00:48:52.440 --> 00:48:54.807 This is a regular men's haircut. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">HUNTER:</font></b> Okay. 1188 00:48:54.960 --> 00:48:56.371 This is ridiculous. 1189 00:48:56.520 --> 00:48:58.329 All right, you're minors, we're minors. 1190 00:48:58.480 --> 00:48:59.811 You're, like, 45 years old. 1191 00:48:59.960 --> 00:49:01.564 Fuck you. I was born in '77. 1192 00:49:01.680 --> 00:49:02.681 '87. 1193 00:49:02.760 --> 00:49:03.761 '94. 1194 00:49:04.440 --> 00:49:06.044 We're gonna drink with you guys. 1195 00:49:06.200 --> 00:49:09.010 Would cops drink with underage kids? No. 1196 00:49:09.160 --> 00:49:11.083 Okay. What about a little chugging contest? 1197 00:49:11.160 --> 00:49:12.446 Um... 1198 00:49:13.520 --> 00:49:15.204 Yeah. Bring it. 1199 00:49:16.440 --> 00:49:17.441 Okay, wait. 1200 00:49:17.520 --> 00:49:18.806 I gotta get the room ready. 1201 00:49:19.680 --> 00:49:20.761 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLES)</font></b> 1202 00:49:22.840 --> 00:49:23.966 Oh, wow! 1203 00:49:25.840 --> 00:49:27.171 You're really going for it, aren't ya? 1204 00:49:27.360 --> 00:49:30.648 I saw this in the romantic comedy, American Beauty. So good. 1205 00:49:31.480 --> 00:49:33.369 You watched the whole thing? 1206 00:49:33.440 --> 00:49:34.441 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLES)</font></b> 1207 00:49:38.040 --> 00:49:39.565 You know what this candle does to me. 1208 00:49:39.720 --> 00:49:40.846 Is that the one that gives you hives? 1209 00:49:41.040 --> 00:49:42.724 No, it's the good one. Oh, nice. 1210 00:49:46.600 --> 00:49:48.250 You look so hot right now. 1211 00:49:58.720 --> 00:50:00.370 Where are my chuggers at? You ready? 1212 00:50:00.520 --> 00:50:02.648 Oh, right here. Let's go! What, what! 1213 00:50:02.960 --> 00:50:03.961 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">KYLER:</font></b> All right. 1214 00:50:04.040 --> 00:50:05.041 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">MITCHELL:</font></b> Cool. 1215 00:50:05.120 --> 00:50:06.121 Drop 'em. 1216 00:50:06.200 --> 00:50:07.201 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">KYLER:</font></b> Let's do it. 1217 00:50:09.160 --> 00:50:10.446 Wait, what? 1218 00:50:10.600 --> 00:50:12.443 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLES)</font></b> Guys? We're lust chugging, right? 1219 00:50:12.600 --> 00:50:13.681 Yeah, we're butt-chugging. 1220 00:50:13.840 --> 00:50:15.922 Yeah, you put the tube up your butt and you funnel the beer in. 1221 00:50:16.080 --> 00:50:18.526 It fucks you up way more, man, trust me. 1222 00:50:18.680 --> 00:50:20.125 Guys, butt-chugging? You got this. You got it. 1223 00:50:20.280 --> 00:50:21.520 No, I'm tagging out. You're in. 1224 00:50:21.680 --> 00:50:22.920 What? Why me? 1225 00:50:23.120 --> 00:50:24.360 You've had a baby. Everything's looser down there. 1226 00:50:25.120 --> 00:50:27.521 I didn't have a baby out of my butt. Even I know that. 1227 00:50:27.680 --> 00:50:28.681 Mitchell. 1228 00:50:29.120 --> 00:50:31.851 Okay, this isn't a common occurrence with me, 1229 00:50:32.000 --> 00:50:34.571 but I have had things up there before. 1230 00:50:34.760 --> 00:50:36.569 Hmm? It's just all about breathing. 1231 00:50:36.760 --> 00:50:40.003 So just breathe through it, and accept it in. 1232 00:50:40.520 --> 00:50:41.521 I can't do it. I can't do it. 1233 00:50:41.680 --> 00:50:43.603 Hey! She's up there right now with that dick-bag, Connor, 1234 00:50:43.760 --> 00:50:45.364 with his man bun and that stupid smirk. 1235 00:50:45.560 --> 00:50:47.005 Think about this. 1236 00:50:48.520 --> 00:50:50.045 Wait. Connor? 1237 00:50:50.200 --> 00:50:52.441 You know... You know Connor Aldrich, The Chef? 1238 00:50:53.320 --> 00:50:54.526 Why do they call him "The Chef"? 1239 00:50:54.680 --> 00:50:57.001 <i>Oh. Maybe a big fan of South Park?</i> 1240 00:50:57.160 --> 00:50:58.207 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(IMITATES CHEF)</font></b> "Hello, children." 1241 00:50:58.320 --> 00:51:00.322 No. No. He cooks drugs into everything. 1242 00:51:00.600 --> 00:51:04.241 Everything! One time he made me this, like, acid financier cake. 1243 00:51:04.320 --> 00:51:06.891 Oh! That shit was to die for, man! 1244 00:51:07.080 --> 00:51:08.889 Like, literally, I almost fucking died. 1245 00:51:09.080 --> 00:51:11.003 Yeah. Dude, if your daughter had anything like that cake, 1246 00:51:11.160 --> 00:51:12.650 she might not remember who you are tomorrow. 1247 00:51:14.320 --> 00:51:16.163 Give me the fucking tube. 1248 00:51:18.400 --> 00:51:19.401 Let's bone. 1249 00:51:19.480 --> 00:51:20.481 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">CHAD:</font></b> Wait, what? 1250 00:51:20.560 --> 00:51:23.530 Oh! Are you sure that this is how you wanna do it? 1251 00:51:26.000 --> 00:51:28.731 Yes, Chad. This is always how I've imagined it. 1252 00:51:28.880 --> 00:51:31.167 Oh, you know, I'd rather leave my shirt on, if that's sexier. 1253 00:51:31.240 --> 00:51:34.084 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLES)</font></b> I need another drink. 1254 00:51:34.480 --> 00:51:35.481 Wait, wait, uh... 1255 00:51:37.920 --> 00:51:39.570 Can you lube it up with something first? 1256 00:51:39.720 --> 00:51:41.051 Yeah, I'll just spit on it. No! 1257 00:51:41.240 --> 00:51:43.402 Why? Because I'm a man? Get over yourself. 1258 00:51:43.560 --> 00:51:46.643 No, 'cause you're fucking gross and your fucking saliva's gross. 1259 00:51:46.800 --> 00:51:48.689 I have lip gloss. We got lip gloss. 1260 00:51:48.840 --> 00:51:50.046 Okay, fine. Shit. 1261 00:51:50.200 --> 00:51:51.247 I don't have lip gloss. 1262 00:51:51.400 --> 00:51:52.925 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">JAYDEN:</font></b> All right, guys, let's get those tubes in. 1263 00:51:53.080 --> 00:51:54.241 All right, I got the lip gloss on there. Okay. 1264 00:51:54.400 --> 00:51:56.209 Okay, okay. All right. 1265 00:51:56.360 --> 00:51:57.361 Okay, ready? 1266 00:51:57.960 --> 00:51:58.961 Ow, ow, ow, ow. 1267 00:51:59.040 --> 00:52:00.121 It's not in yet. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">MITCHELL:</font></b> Okay. 1268 00:52:00.280 --> 00:52:02.282 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">HUNTER:</font></b> Chill. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">LISA:</font></b> It's just gonna be on the count of three. 1269 00:52:02.440 --> 00:52:03.851 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">HUNTER:</font></b> You got this, dawg. This is for your kid. 1270 00:52:04.000 --> 00:52:05.001 On three, okay. All right. 1271 00:52:05.080 --> 00:52:06.081 On three. Yeah. 1272 00:52:06.160 --> 00:52:07.446 Okay, one... <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">MITCHELL:</font></b> One. 1273 00:52:07.560 --> 00:52:08.766 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(GROANS)</font></b> 1274 00:52:08.840 --> 00:52:10.490 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">HUNTER:</font></b> Are you okay? 1275 00:52:10.560 --> 00:52:11.561 Okay, get your 40s. 1276 00:52:11.640 --> 00:52:12.926 They got a lager or an IPA. 1277 00:52:13.080 --> 00:52:14.206 It doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. 1278 00:52:14.400 --> 00:52:15.401 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">LISA:</font></b> Okay. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(EXHALES)</font></b> 1279 00:52:15.480 --> 00:52:16.686 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">MITCHELL:</font></b> I don't know about this. No, no, no, no. 1280 00:52:16.840 --> 00:52:17.841 It's too late. It's already in. 1281 00:52:17.920 --> 00:52:19.081 Here you go. It's in you. It's part of you now. 1282 00:52:19.280 --> 00:52:20.281 Ready? Yeah. 1283 00:52:20.360 --> 00:52:21.566 Set... 1284 00:52:21.720 --> 00:52:22.960 Chug! 1285 00:52:23.160 --> 00:52:24.525 Butt chug! Butt chug! 1286 00:52:24.680 --> 00:52:26.330 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">ALL:</font></b> <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CHANTING)</font></b> Butt chug! Butt chug! 1287 00:52:26.480 --> 00:52:27.561 Wait. 1288 00:52:27.720 --> 00:52:29.404 Hey, hey! <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">LISA:</font></b> Loosen up! 1289 00:52:29.560 --> 00:52:31.210 It's not working, dude. I can't! 1290 00:52:31.360 --> 00:52:33.124 You can hold my hand! Okay. 1291 00:52:33.960 --> 00:52:35.928 Ow! <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">HUNTER:</font></b> You're hurting her. 1292 00:52:36.000 --> 00:52:37.001 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">LISA:</font></b> God! It really hurt! I'm sorry! 1293 00:52:38.400 --> 00:52:40.687 Channel that energy into your butt hole. 1294 00:52:40.880 --> 00:52:42.245 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">MITCHELL:</font></b> This changes everything I know! 1295 00:52:42.400 --> 00:52:45.244 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">HUNTER:</font></b> Dude, if your daughter could see you now she'd be so proud of you. 1296 00:52:45.320 --> 00:52:47.049 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CHANTING CONTINUES)</font></b> 1297 00:52:47.120 --> 00:52:48.246 Whoa... 1298 00:52:49.440 --> 00:52:52.603 lam... lam tripping so hard. 1299 00:52:52.760 --> 00:52:54.205 It's not working. It's not working, dude. 1300 00:52:54.400 --> 00:52:56.448 Oh, it's terrible. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">MITCHELL:</font></b> It is. 1301 00:52:57.560 --> 00:52:58.561 Open up! 1302 00:52:58.640 --> 00:53:00.404 I'm sorry. I can't do it, man. 1303 00:53:00.560 --> 00:53:01.891 Focus! For your daughter. 1304 00:53:02.040 --> 00:53:03.565 Fuck, Mitch. Focus. 1305 00:53:03.720 --> 00:53:04.801 You gotta breathe. You gotta open up, dude. 1306 00:53:04.960 --> 00:53:07.167 Relax! I'm relaxed! I'm dilated. 1307 00:53:07.320 --> 00:53:09.721 I'm staring at your asshole. You're not dilating. 1308 00:53:09.880 --> 00:53:13.441 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">LISA:</font></b> Mitchell, you're gonna lose to this punk bitch? 1309 00:53:13.600 --> 00:53:15.489 Breathe. Take it in! 1310 00:53:15.560 --> 00:53:17.562 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CHANTING CONTINUES)</font></b> 1311 00:53:19.040 --> 00:53:20.041 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">LISA:</font></b> There we go. 1312 00:53:20.400 --> 00:53:21.526 Okay, good. Oh! <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(LAUGHING)</font></b> 1313 00:53:21.680 --> 00:53:23.284 It's working! It's working! Holy shit! 1314 00:53:23.440 --> 00:53:24.771 Holy shit! It's working! 1315 00:53:24.920 --> 00:53:26.570 We're almost halfway done. 1316 00:53:26.680 --> 00:53:28.967 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SIREN BLARES)</font></b> Pos! Fucking run! 1317 00:53:29.160 --> 00:53:30.321 Cops? <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(GROANS)</font></b> 1318 00:53:30.480 --> 00:53:31.686 What? Oh, no! 1319 00:53:31.760 --> 00:53:33.364 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(PEOPLE CLAMORING)</font></b> 1320 00:53:34.840 --> 00:53:36.842 Ass beer! <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(GAGGING)</font></b> 1321 00:53:36.920 --> 00:53:40.003 Lisa, the foam went into my mouth! I have to go to the hospital! 1322 00:53:40.160 --> 00:53:42.003 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(BANGING ON DOOR)</font></b> <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">GIRL:</font></b> Hurry up! Get out of here! 1323 00:53:42.080 --> 00:53:44.003 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(GASPING)</font></b> Shit! 1324 00:53:44.160 --> 00:53:45.730 We gotta go. 1325 00:53:45.880 --> 00:53:47.803 I got ass beer, I should go to the hospital. 1326 00:53:47.960 --> 00:53:50.486 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SIRENS WAIL)</font></b> <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">MITCHELL:</font></b> Shit! The fucking cops? 1327 00:53:50.640 --> 00:53:52.244 The fucking cops are here? Wait, wait, wait. 1328 00:53:52.400 --> 00:53:54.209 I can't get the tube out. Pull the tube out. 1329 00:53:54.360 --> 00:53:56.124 Leese, pull it out. No! I put it in! 1330 00:53:56.280 --> 00:53:58.044 I had to spit on it! What? You spit on it? 1331 00:53:58.160 --> 00:53:59.161 No, it was my lip gloss. What the fuck? 1332 00:53:59.240 --> 00:54:00.321 It was lip gloss. Pull it out! 1333 00:54:00.480 --> 00:54:02.084 Hey, man, be gentle. Be fucking gentle, all right? 1334 00:54:02.240 --> 00:54:03.605 I'm gonna be gentle, all right? Ready? 1335 00:54:03.800 --> 00:54:04.961 All right, on three. On three... 1336 00:54:05.120 --> 00:54:06.121 One. Ow! 1337 00:54:06.960 --> 00:54:08.041 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(ULULATES)</font></b> 1338 00:54:08.120 --> 00:54:09.963 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SCREAMS)</font></b> 1339 00:54:10.040 --> 00:54:11.041 Come on. 1340 00:54:11.120 --> 00:54:12.804 Hey, guys! 1341 00:54:12.880 --> 00:54:13.881 Guys! 1342 00:54:14.000 --> 00:54:15.286 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">JULIE:</font></b> Wait, wait. Sam. 1343 00:54:15.480 --> 00:54:16.481 Sam! 1344 00:54:16.960 --> 00:54:18.485 Sam, Sam! We're over here. 1345 00:54:18.560 --> 00:54:19.561 No! 1346 00:54:19.640 --> 00:54:20.641 No. No. 1347 00:54:20.720 --> 00:54:22.245 The night is over. No. 1348 00:54:22.440 --> 00:54:24.647 It's over. It's done. 1349 00:54:24.800 --> 00:54:26.529 The night is not over. 1350 00:54:27.280 --> 00:54:28.645 The night has just begun. 1351 00:54:33.360 --> 00:54:35.362 Jesus, Chad, use your legs. 1352 00:54:35.520 --> 00:54:37.682 I mean, I pretty much carried her, like, the whole way there. 1353 00:54:37.760 --> 00:54:39.762 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING)</font></b> 1354 00:54:44.280 --> 00:54:45.406 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(GROANING)</font></b> 1355 00:54:46.560 --> 00:54:48.562 Husfle,husfle,husfle! 1356 00:54:49.800 --> 00:54:50.801 Come on, Sam. 1357 00:54:50.960 --> 00:54:52.121 Come with us! I can't. 1358 00:54:52.280 --> 00:54:53.327 My car is here. 1359 00:54:53.480 --> 00:54:56.006 But all my friends are going to the hotel party. 1360 00:54:56.360 --> 00:54:57.407 Maybe I'll see you later. 1361 00:54:57.520 --> 00:54:59.522 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(ETHEREAL MUSIC CONTINUES)</font></b> 1362 00:55:02.720 --> 00:55:04.643 Get in the car. Go, go, go, girl! <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">JULIE:</font></b> Sam! 1363 00:55:04.800 --> 00:55:06.802 You'll see her later! Seriously, hurry up! 1364 00:55:06.880 --> 00:55:07.881 What are you doing? 1365 00:55:07.960 --> 00:55:09.724 Whoo, this night is not over, I swear to Christ! 1366 00:55:09.960 --> 00:55:11.325 <i>Dukes of Hazzard!</i> 1367 00:55:11.400 --> 00:55:13.243 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(GRUNTS, GROANS)</font></b> 1368 00:55:13.320 --> 00:55:14.606 Racist-ass show anyway. 1369 00:55:14.760 --> 00:55:15.761 I got the spins, man. 1370 00:55:15.880 --> 00:55:17.006 We gotta find our daughter, dawg. 1371 00:55:17.080 --> 00:55:18.206 I'm gonna sit down for a second. 1372 00:55:18.360 --> 00:55:19.441 Rudy! It's Rudy. 1373 00:55:20.400 --> 00:55:21.401 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">HUNTER:</font></b> Rudy, Rudy, wait, wait! 1374 00:55:21.520 --> 00:55:23.648 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">MITCHELL:</font></b> There he goes! Hit the clicker, open the door! 1375 00:55:24.840 --> 00:55:26.001 I got mine. 1376 00:55:26.120 --> 00:55:27.121 Seatbelts! 1377 00:55:27.200 --> 00:55:28.326 You'll get a big ticket. 1378 00:55:31.720 --> 00:55:32.721 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">HUNTER:</font></b> That's them right there. 1379 00:55:32.800 --> 00:55:34.131 They're getting away. You gotta go faster. 1380 00:55:34.280 --> 00:55:36.760 Okay. Hey, you gotta be in it 110%. 1381 00:55:36.920 --> 00:55:38.365 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">LISA:</font></b> Okay. You gotta be in it to win it! 1382 00:55:38.560 --> 00:55:40.244 How do you get more competitive when you're drunk? 1383 00:55:40.440 --> 00:55:43.284 Hey, man. I'm more of a winner when I'm drunk, all right? 1384 00:55:43.480 --> 00:55:46.051 And the question that I have for you, Leese... 1385 00:55:46.200 --> 00:55:48.646 Are you a winner? Are you in it to win it? 1386 00:55:48.800 --> 00:55:50.723 Winning is my bitch! All right! 1387 00:55:50.880 --> 00:55:52.211 Strong. Knock, knock! 1388 00:55:52.280 --> 00:55:53.281 Who's there? 1389 00:55:53.360 --> 00:55:55.249 Me winning. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(LAUGHING)</font></b> 1390 00:55:55.680 --> 00:55:57.205 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(LAUGHING)</font></b> 1391 00:55:57.280 --> 00:55:58.645 It's not... 1392 00:55:59.400 --> 00:56:00.481 It's not that good. 1393 00:56:00.560 --> 00:56:02.369 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(BOTH CONTINUE LAUGHING)</font></b> 1394 00:56:02.440 --> 00:56:04.408 Ow. Ow! Lisa winning! 1395 00:56:04.560 --> 00:56:06.085 It's not that good! 1396 00:56:06.160 --> 00:56:09.130 Ow! Fuck! All right, it's good. It's fine. I like it. 1397 00:56:09.280 --> 00:56:10.486 Hey, you're losing him. Let's go. 1398 00:56:13.040 --> 00:56:15.168 Oh. Not on my watch. 1399 00:56:17.120 --> 00:56:18.565 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(INCREASES VOLUME)</font></b> 1400 00:56:18.640 --> 00:56:19.880 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(ALL YELP)</font></b> 1401 00:56:19.960 --> 00:56:22.884 Y'all think you gonna outrun Rudy the main motherfucking man Glover? 1402 00:56:23.040 --> 00:56:24.041 Hell, no. 1403 00:56:24.160 --> 00:56:25.605 Are you all right? No. 1404 00:56:25.760 --> 00:56:26.841 Come on. 1405 00:56:27.000 --> 00:56:28.843 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(BREATHING HEAVILY)</font></b> 1406 00:56:28.920 --> 00:56:30.524 Hey, guys. 1407 00:56:31.200 --> 00:56:32.725 Hey, I don't... 1408 00:56:32.880 --> 00:56:35.531 I don't feel so... <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(RETCHING)</font></b> 1409 00:56:35.640 --> 00:56:36.641 Oh, my God! 1410 00:56:38.040 --> 00:56:39.041 Oh, my God! 1411 00:56:39.640 --> 00:56:41.085 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SCREAMING)</font></b> 1412 00:56:45.120 --> 00:56:46.201 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">HUNTER:</font></b> All right, here's what we're gonna do. 1413 00:56:46.360 --> 00:56:49.364 <i>Lisa, I have seen every single Fast and the Furious movie, okay?</i> 1414 00:56:49.520 --> 00:56:51.841 All of them, dozens of times. Have you seen any of them? 1415 00:56:52.000 --> 00:56:54.970 I saw the Tokyo one, and I saw the one where The Rock punches the torpedo. 1416 00:56:55.120 --> 00:56:56.360 Those are the best two to see. 1417 00:56:56.520 --> 00:56:59.729 Okay, in times like this, I ask myself one question. 1418 00:56:59.880 --> 00:57:02.281 "W-W-V-D-D." You know what that means? 1419 00:57:02.480 --> 00:57:03.641 "What would Vin Diesel do?" 1420 00:57:03.800 --> 00:57:05.245 Holy shit! 1421 00:57:05.440 --> 00:57:06.930 No one's ever fucking gotten that before. Okay. 1422 00:57:08.480 --> 00:57:09.481 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(RETCHING)</font></b> 1423 00:57:09.560 --> 00:57:11.050 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SCREAMING)</font></b> 1424 00:57:11.960 --> 00:57:13.928 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CHAD SCREAMING)</font></b> Oh, man, it smells like... 1425 00:57:15.280 --> 00:57:16.964 What we're gonna do, we're gonna kiss the bumper. 1426 00:57:17.160 --> 00:57:19.640 You give it a little tap, and then they're gonna spin and stop 1427 00:57:19.800 --> 00:57:21.211 and we're gonna spin and stop the other way 1428 00:57:21.360 --> 00:57:23.203 and we're gonna look at each other, and we're gonna go, 1429 00:57:23.360 --> 00:57:24.771 "it's all about the family." 1430 00:57:24.960 --> 00:57:27.247 Wait. I don't feel comfortable running the kids off the road. 1431 00:57:27.400 --> 00:57:31.246 This slow and un-furious attitude is not helping us. You have to believe! 1432 00:57:31.400 --> 00:57:32.526 Okay. I'm gonna kiss it. 1433 00:57:32.680 --> 00:57:34.205 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">HUNTER:</font></b> Here we go! 1434 00:57:35.680 --> 00:57:37.489 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">MITCHELL:</font></b> <i>What's that?</i> <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(GRUNTS)</font></b> Did I do it? 1435 00:57:37.680 --> 00:57:40.251 No, you didn't even kiss it. You gotta kiss it. 1436 00:57:40.400 --> 00:57:42.562 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(IMITATES VIN DIESEL)</font></b> Kiss it for the family! 1437 00:57:43.040 --> 00:57:44.724 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">BOTH:</font></b> Is that Sam? 1438 00:57:46.840 --> 00:57:48.524 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">LISA:</font></b> She barfed on us! 1439 00:57:48.680 --> 00:57:50.330 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">HUNTER:</font></b> Oh, my God! <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(TIRES SCREECHING)</font></b> 1440 00:57:50.400 --> 00:57:52.050 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(ALL SCREAMING)</font></b> 1441 00:57:58.960 --> 00:58:00.405 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(METAL CREAKING)</font></b> 1442 00:58:01.680 --> 00:58:02.806 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(WHIMPERS)</font></b> 1443 00:58:06.200 --> 00:58:07.884 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(QUIETLY)</font></b> Okay. 1444 00:58:08.160 --> 00:58:09.730 Are we in heaven? 1445 00:58:09.920 --> 00:58:11.809 Okay. Listen, I know how to do this. 1446 00:58:11.960 --> 00:58:14.167 Everyone lean backwards. 1447 00:58:14.320 --> 00:58:17.722 If we all lean backwards on three, the car will roll back. Ready? 1448 00:58:17.880 --> 00:58:19.211 Okay. One, 1449 00:58:20.160 --> 00:58:21.685 two, three. 1450 00:58:22.680 --> 00:58:26.287 Oh, fuck! 1451 00:58:26.360 --> 00:58:28.681 Ahhh! <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(THUDS)</font></b> 1452 00:58:29.520 --> 00:58:32.330 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(TRICKLING)</font></b> 1453 00:58:32.400 --> 00:58:35.847 Well, that's the last of the ass beer. 1454 00:58:36.080 --> 00:58:37.889 Jesus! That's it. 1455 00:58:38.040 --> 00:58:39.610 Are you okay? Are you bleeding? 1456 00:58:39.680 --> 00:58:41.125 You might have internal blood injuries. 1457 00:58:41.280 --> 00:58:42.361 I'm all right, I'm all right. 1458 00:58:42.480 --> 00:58:43.481 Here's the problem. 1459 00:58:43.560 --> 00:58:46.166 <i>The Fast and The Furious movies are not realistic.</i> 1460 00:58:46.320 --> 00:58:48.482 Where are we? Shit! 1461 00:58:49.480 --> 00:58:50.481 Fuck! 1462 00:58:50.560 --> 00:58:51.891 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(STRAINING)</font></b> 1463 00:58:52.000 --> 00:58:53.331 What are you doing? 1464 00:58:53.480 --> 00:58:55.926 I heard that in times of crisis, parents have superhuman strength. 1465 00:58:56.080 --> 00:58:58.242 No offense, there's no scientific way you're gonna flip that car over. 1466 00:58:58.400 --> 00:58:59.401 I couldn't even do that. 1467 00:58:59.480 --> 00:59:00.481 Yeah, I couldn't do it, either. 1468 00:59:00.560 --> 00:59:03.404 Do not tell me what I can and can't do. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(PANTING)</font></b> 1469 00:59:05.760 --> 00:59:07.250 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(STRAINING)</font></b> 1470 00:59:07.320 --> 00:59:09.049 Kayla's not answering again. 1471 00:59:09.200 --> 00:59:10.201 God damn it! We lost 'em, guys. 1472 00:59:10.400 --> 00:59:12.846 We are fucked! Or maybe not. 1473 00:59:17.040 --> 00:59:18.041 What are you doing? 1474 00:59:18.120 --> 00:59:19.963 Trying to telepathically communicate with Kayla. 1475 00:59:20.440 --> 00:59:21.566 I'm with the X-Men of parents. 1476 00:59:21.720 --> 00:59:22.881 You know what my secret power is? 1477 00:59:23.080 --> 00:59:26.402 I'm super fucking annoyed right now and I hurt my love handle. 1478 00:59:32.200 --> 00:59:33.201 All right. 1479 00:59:33.680 --> 00:59:35.842 You guys think my new clothes go with my fedora? 1480 00:59:36.000 --> 00:59:38.002 I'm just kidding, I know they do. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLES)</font></b> 1481 00:59:43.480 --> 00:59:44.481 Hey. 1482 00:59:46.760 --> 00:59:48.171 Have you talked to your mom? 1483 00:59:48.280 --> 00:59:49.281 No. 1484 00:59:49.360 --> 00:59:51.044 So my parents were just texting me 1485 00:59:51.200 --> 00:59:53.931 and they were having sex and your mom showed up looking for you. 1486 00:59:55.880 --> 00:59:57.291 Oh, my God. I'm sorry. 1487 00:59:57.440 --> 00:59:59.966 It's okay. They have sex all the time. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SIGHS)</font></b> 1488 01:00:00.040 --> 01:00:01.121 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CELL PHONE VIBRATTING)</font></b> 1489 01:00:01.240 --> 01:00:03.402 Oh, my God, she... The texts. 1490 01:00:03.600 --> 01:00:05.204 So many texts. 1491 01:00:05.720 --> 01:00:06.881 She's mad. 1492 01:00:07.120 --> 01:00:09.088 I need to handle this. 1493 01:00:09.240 --> 01:00:10.685 Good news. A Lyft is on its way. 1494 01:00:10.840 --> 01:00:12.683 Oh, wait, no, I know this guy. He sucks. 1495 01:00:12.840 --> 01:00:14.330 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)</font></b> Oh, shit. It's Julie. 1496 01:00:14.680 --> 01:00:16.125 Be cool. Be cool. Be cool. Be cool. 1497 01:00:16.280 --> 01:00:17.281 Be quiet. Okay. 1498 01:00:17.360 --> 01:00:18.486 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">JULIE:</font></b> <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(ON PHONE)</font></b> <i>Hey, Mom!</i> 1499 01:00:18.640 --> 01:00:19.641 I just got all your texts 1500 01:00:19.760 --> 01:00:21.410 and I just wanted to let you know that we're all good. 1501 01:00:21.560 --> 01:00:22.800 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">LISA:</font></b> Cool. Cool. Okay. 1502 01:00:23.640 --> 01:00:26.007 Um... Are you at the prom? 1503 01:00:26.240 --> 01:00:29.608 Yeah. Yeah, just nonstop magical moments. 1504 01:00:29.760 --> 01:00:31.091 <i>Huh. You are lying to me.</i> 1505 01:00:31.240 --> 01:00:32.730 Where are you right now? Where are you? 1506 01:00:32.880 --> 01:00:33.927 Why are you freaking out? 1507 01:00:34.080 --> 01:00:37.562 I'm freaking out because I know what you're up to. 1508 01:00:37.720 --> 01:00:39.006 And I know that you and your friends 1509 01:00:39.160 --> 01:00:43.006 are planning some kind of little sex pact or whatever. 1510 01:00:43.080 --> 01:00:44.081 <i>What did you say?</i> 1511 01:00:44.200 --> 01:00:45.201 You heard me. 1512 01:00:45.600 --> 01:00:47.807 How could you possibly know? 1513 01:00:47.960 --> 01:00:50.691 Because I am your mother and I know you. 1514 01:00:50.840 --> 01:00:53.446 And I know you better than you know yourself. 1515 01:00:53.600 --> 01:00:57.924 And I also know that you're planning on going to UCLA 1516 01:00:58.080 --> 01:01:00.287 <i>and that you're following Austin.</i> 1517 01:01:00.440 --> 01:01:01.771 Yeah. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(LAUGHS)</font></b> 1518 01:01:02.760 --> 01:01:06.401 I know everything. 1519 01:01:07.640 --> 01:01:11.008 Oh, my God, you know nothing! 1520 01:01:11.160 --> 01:01:13.606 Why do you even assume that it's me following Austin? 1521 01:01:13.720 --> 01:01:17.167 Huh? You're not worried about me, Mom. 1522 01:01:17.360 --> 01:01:18.646 You're worried about you. 1523 01:01:18.800 --> 01:01:21.326 You're afraid of losing me. You're afraid of being alone. 1524 01:01:21.480 --> 01:01:25.201 I am not scared of being alone. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(LAUGHS)</font></b> 1525 01:01:25.280 --> 01:01:27.009 <i>This is not about me.</i> 1526 01:01:27.200 --> 01:01:31.603 I have not thought about myself for the last 18 years. 1527 01:01:31.760 --> 01:01:33.171 This is about you. 1528 01:01:33.320 --> 01:01:35.084 And as a single mother, 1529 01:01:35.240 --> 01:01:39.165 lam trying to stop you from making a life-ruining decision. 1530 01:01:40.840 --> 01:01:42.968 So I was "a life-ruining decision"? 1531 01:01:43.120 --> 01:01:44.121 No. No! 1532 01:01:44.240 --> 01:01:47.130 No, that is not what I meant. 1533 01:01:47.200 --> 01:01:48.531 You know what, Mom? 1534 01:01:48.640 --> 01:01:51.246 I'm not going to UCLA because of some boy, okay? 1535 01:01:51.400 --> 01:01:55.485 I'm going to UCLA because it's the furthest I can get from you. 1536 01:01:57.400 --> 01:01:58.765 Well... 1537 01:01:58.920 --> 01:02:00.365 Hello? 1538 01:02:02.360 --> 01:02:04.840 Nanaru is on his way. 1539 01:02:05.000 --> 01:02:06.126 Forty-six minutes. 1540 01:02:08.000 --> 01:02:09.286 Well... 1541 01:02:09.560 --> 01:02:11.483 So, she hates me. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SNIFFLES)</font></b> 1542 01:02:13.720 --> 01:02:15.609 She doesn't hate you. 1543 01:02:16.160 --> 01:02:19.448 Kayla's ignoring me. She's bringing it to a whole new level of spite. 1544 01:02:19.680 --> 01:02:21.125 Yeah. 1545 01:02:21.280 --> 01:02:22.884 That's a new level of pain. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SIGHS)</font></b> 1546 01:02:23.040 --> 01:02:24.883 Yeah. I know. 1547 01:02:25.040 --> 01:02:28.362 It's just different for me because I gave birth to her 1548 01:02:28.520 --> 01:02:30.249 and I just feel very connected. 1549 01:02:30.400 --> 01:02:31.970 She was living in my body. 1550 01:02:32.120 --> 01:02:33.406 Kayla grew in me. 1551 01:02:33.600 --> 01:02:34.886 She grew in me. She did. 1552 01:02:35.040 --> 01:02:37.691 She grew from my balls and I shot her into Marcie. 1553 01:02:37.840 --> 01:02:40.127 This is the same for you and me. 1554 01:02:41.440 --> 01:02:42.771 Not exactly. 1555 01:02:42.920 --> 01:02:45.685 I mean, you have daily love in your life 1556 01:02:45.840 --> 01:02:48.844 and I'm probably gonna die alone 1557 01:02:49.000 --> 01:02:51.367 and won't be found for a really long time. 1558 01:02:51.920 --> 01:02:54.127 Until one day, someone will be walking by 1559 01:02:54.280 --> 01:02:55.645 with their golden retriever, 1560 01:02:55.800 --> 01:02:57.689 and the dog is just gonna lose its shit. 1561 01:02:57.840 --> 01:02:59.126 And then they're gonna call the police 1562 01:02:59.280 --> 01:03:03.330 and then they're gonna come in and find me draped over the tub 1563 01:03:03.480 --> 01:03:07.280 with my feral cats eating away at my hair. 1564 01:03:07.440 --> 01:03:08.680 'Cause cats do that. 1565 01:03:09.320 --> 01:03:12.164 The fuck is wrong with you? That is some dark shit! 1566 01:03:12.320 --> 01:03:13.560 You're gonna die alone? 1567 01:03:13.720 --> 01:03:16.644 Whoa, whoa. My man! Come on! Where the hell did you get that idea? 1568 01:03:16.800 --> 01:03:18.040 I call you all the time. 1569 01:03:18.200 --> 01:03:19.770 You ever return my calls? No. 1570 01:03:19.920 --> 01:03:21.763 Because we're not really friends, you and me. 1571 01:03:22.280 --> 01:03:23.327 We're not friends? 1572 01:03:23.400 --> 01:03:24.925 I don't mean it at that... 1573 01:03:25.400 --> 01:03:26.731 You know what you are? 1574 01:03:26.880 --> 01:03:30.407 You are like the thing that pops up on Facebook... 1575 01:03:30.760 --> 01:03:36.324 And then it's, like, this beautiful picture of your grandma who's dead. 1576 01:03:36.480 --> 01:03:40.041 And you're, like, "Fuck you, Facebook, for reminding me of my loss." 1577 01:03:40.200 --> 01:03:42.806 That's why you're avoiding me? Because I remind you of loss? 1578 01:03:43.000 --> 01:03:47.642 Yes! I don't wanna be reminded of sweet, young Julie and our kids 1579 01:03:47.840 --> 01:03:49.968 and that beautiful time in our lives is over. 1580 01:03:50.120 --> 01:03:53.329 Oh, God! Boo-fucking-hoo with you two! 1581 01:03:53.480 --> 01:03:56.165 You guys completely ignore me. Always. 1582 01:03:56.280 --> 01:03:57.281 Yeah, no shit, cheater. 1583 01:03:57.360 --> 01:03:59.044 Oh, "Cheater"? That's my designation? 1584 01:03:59.200 --> 01:04:01.089 That's what I am? I'm the cheater? 1585 01:04:01.240 --> 01:04:02.321 Fuck that shit. 1586 01:04:02.520 --> 01:04:04.966 Did you guys ever once call me when that went down 1587 01:04:05.120 --> 01:04:07.407 and ask me my side of the story? 1588 01:04:07.560 --> 01:04:08.800 You didn't. 1589 01:04:08.960 --> 01:04:10.007 I would've told you the truth. 1590 01:04:10.200 --> 01:04:12.680 I would've told you that Brenda had stopped talking to me 1591 01:04:12.840 --> 01:04:14.729 months before that happened. 1592 01:04:14.880 --> 01:04:18.407 Do you know she hooked up with her boss at a company retreat in Wisconsin? 1593 01:04:18.560 --> 01:04:19.641 Do you know she beat me up? 1594 01:04:19.800 --> 01:04:23.771 She fucking beat me up at a Romano's fucking Macaroni Grill! 1595 01:04:23.960 --> 01:04:26.201 She fucking slapped me in front of the fucking maitre'd! 1596 01:04:26.360 --> 01:04:27.566 I didn't know that. I'm sorry, man. 1597 01:04:27.720 --> 01:04:29.245 And I fucking embarrassed myself 1598 01:04:29.400 --> 01:04:31.880 and I embarrassed myself in front of my daughter. 1599 01:04:32.040 --> 01:04:34.725 And I thought, "You know, I should pull back a little bit," 1600 01:04:34.880 --> 01:04:35.961 and fucking Frank showed up. 1601 01:04:36.440 --> 01:04:37.726 And I pulled back more 1602 01:04:37.880 --> 01:04:39.609 and I thought, "One day I'm gonna fix it. 1603 01:04:39.760 --> 01:04:41.364 "One day I'm gonna fucking fix it." 1604 01:04:41.560 --> 01:04:46.282 And then I thought if I gave her something awesome like a great night... 1605 01:04:48.480 --> 01:04:51.848 I could get close with her again, but I can't. 1606 01:04:54.080 --> 01:04:55.650 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SNIFFLES)</font></b> 1607 01:04:55.720 --> 01:04:58.166 'Cause she's gone. They're just... 1608 01:04:58.480 --> 01:04:59.481 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SIGHS)</font></b> The kids, 1609 01:05:00.080 --> 01:05:01.081 they just leave. Oh, shit! 1610 01:05:01.240 --> 01:05:03.288 I know how we can find 'em. 1611 01:05:03.440 --> 01:05:04.680 Go to Cathy and Ron's. 1612 01:05:04.840 --> 01:05:06.330 Austin's been texting them all night. 1613 01:05:07.080 --> 01:05:08.320 Did you hear anything I said just now? 1614 01:05:08.480 --> 01:05:09.481 That's a great idea. 1615 01:05:09.720 --> 01:05:11.449 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SIGHS)</font></b> Fuck it. It's just good to say it out loud. 1616 01:05:11.600 --> 01:05:12.886 Let's go flip that car. 1617 01:05:13.040 --> 01:05:14.041 Hell... 1618 01:05:14.920 --> 01:05:17.002 Jesus Christ! 1619 01:05:18.080 --> 01:05:20.765 Oh, my fucking God! 1620 01:05:22.280 --> 01:05:23.566 Shit! 1621 01:05:24.080 --> 01:05:26.208 My car just exploded. 1622 01:05:29.120 --> 01:05:33.250 Nanaru is 26 minutes away. So that's good. 1623 01:05:33.400 --> 01:05:34.481 I thought I canceled him. 1624 01:05:34.640 --> 01:05:35.801 Thanks, Nanaru. 1625 01:05:35.960 --> 01:05:38.850 So Austin's parents aren't gonna just tell us where they are. 1626 01:05:39.000 --> 01:05:41.048 So we need to get Ron's phone, 1627 01:05:41.200 --> 01:05:44.010 read the texts, and find our kids. Okay? 1628 01:05:44.160 --> 01:05:46.049 Hunter, it's not gonna be you. 1629 01:05:46.200 --> 01:05:47.531 So, Mitchell, it's you. 1630 01:05:47.680 --> 01:05:49.921 No. That's breaking and entering. That is... 1631 01:05:50.080 --> 01:05:51.445 I'm uncomfortable with that. 1632 01:05:51.600 --> 01:05:53.204 Are you a team player, or aren't you? 1633 01:05:53.360 --> 01:05:54.361 Am I a team player? 1634 01:05:54.520 --> 01:05:56.841 I just chugged a 40 with my asshole. I'm a team player. 1635 01:05:57.000 --> 01:05:58.445 Then get your head in the game. 1636 01:05:58.640 --> 01:06:00.130 It's the bottom of the third. 1637 01:06:00.280 --> 01:06:03.602 We are down by one and there is not a lot of game left. 1638 01:06:05.000 --> 01:06:06.126 There is a lot of game left though. 1639 01:06:06.320 --> 01:06:10.769 Listen. You have one pass left. One. One pass. 1640 01:06:11.680 --> 01:06:12.727 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(STAMMERS)</font></b> Is it rugby? Is it 1641 01:06:12.840 --> 01:06:13.887 Australian rules football? They don't put a limit on passing. 1642 01:06:14.040 --> 01:06:15.405 If it was the third, then I'd have the fourth. 1643 01:06:15.560 --> 01:06:16.846 You know what? You know what's happening right now? 1644 01:06:17.000 --> 01:06:18.445 Let me tell you what's happening right now, 1645 01:06:18.600 --> 01:06:21.080 is Kayla and Connor are sliding into bed. 1646 01:06:21.240 --> 01:06:22.321 He's grabbing a condom 1647 01:06:22.480 --> 01:06:24.528 and then he's flicking it to the side 1648 01:06:24.680 --> 01:06:26.330 with a smirk on his face. 1649 01:06:26.560 --> 01:06:29.325 That fucking smirk. No way. 1650 01:06:29.480 --> 01:06:32.290 We need a Hail Mary pass. Are you up for that, son? 1651 01:06:32.440 --> 01:06:33.771 Yes, Coach. Well, I can't hear you. 1652 01:06:33.920 --> 01:06:35.490 Yes, Coach. I'm in it! I can't hear you. 1653 01:06:35.640 --> 01:06:37.005 I can fucking do this! Let's go! 1654 01:06:37.160 --> 01:06:38.366 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">HUNTER:</font></b> We gotta be quiet. 1655 01:06:43.440 --> 01:06:44.680 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">HUNTER:</font></b> <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(WHISPERS)</font></b> Careful. 1656 01:06:48.960 --> 01:06:50.246 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(EXHALES)</font></b> 1657 01:06:50.360 --> 01:06:51.441 All right, go. 1658 01:06:51.920 --> 01:06:52.921 Go. 1659 01:07:19.160 --> 01:07:20.321 Did you... 1660 01:07:28.520 --> 01:07:30.807 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(WHISPERING)</font></b> Go. There's a person! 1661 01:07:30.960 --> 01:07:32.530 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(MOUTHING)</font></b> What? Fuck you. 1662 01:07:34.040 --> 01:07:35.690 Jesus Christ. 1663 01:07:48.240 --> 01:07:51.164 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">RON:</font></b> I'm gonna get you! 1664 01:07:51.640 --> 01:07:55.440 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLES)</font></b> Not if I get you first. 1665 01:07:55.520 --> 01:07:58.046 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CATHY IMITATES MONKEY)</font></b> 1666 01:08:02.800 --> 01:08:03.801 Get away from here. 1667 01:08:03.880 --> 01:08:04.881 I'm fucking out! 1668 01:08:04.960 --> 01:08:06.405 Mitchell, in! Get in. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(GASPS)</font></b> 1669 01:08:08.320 --> 01:08:09.321 <i>Cath?</i> 1670 01:08:09.400 --> 01:08:10.686 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">CATHY:</font></b> Ron, no talking. 1671 01:08:10.960 --> 01:08:11.961 Come on, we had a deal. 1672 01:08:12.120 --> 01:08:15.363 We have to find each other by sensing each other's musks. 1673 01:08:15.520 --> 01:08:16.931 Can't use our voices. 1674 01:08:17.880 --> 01:08:19.882 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(BREATHING HEAVILY)</font></b> 1675 01:08:22.480 --> 01:08:25.211 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(THUDDING)</font></b> 1676 01:08:32.360 --> 01:08:34.044 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CELL PHONE VIBRATES)</font></b> 1677 01:08:34.120 --> 01:08:36.202 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CATHY IMITATES MONKEY)</font></b> 1678 01:08:36.280 --> 01:08:37.566 Here, kitty, kitty. 1679 01:08:37.720 --> 01:08:39.404 I can smell that musk. 1680 01:08:39.480 --> 01:08:41.482 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(HISSING)</font></b> <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CATHY PURRING)</font></b> 1681 01:08:46.040 --> 01:08:47.280 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CATHY YELPS)</font></b> <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(RON CHUCKLES)</font></b> 1682 01:08:47.400 --> 01:08:48.401 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(MOUTHS)</font></b> <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">RON:</font></b> Yeah! 1683 01:08:48.520 --> 01:08:51.410 Yeah! Yeah! I like the sound of that! 1684 01:08:51.520 --> 01:08:52.806 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">CATHY:</font></b> Oh! 1685 01:08:53.040 --> 01:08:54.724 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">RON:</font></b> on! Hey! 1686 01:08:54.800 --> 01:08:57.485 You wanna touch first, that works for Ronnie! 1687 01:08:57.640 --> 01:08:58.687 You want me to touch you? 1688 01:08:58.840 --> 01:09:00.080 Help yourself. Yes. You want me to touch you? 1689 01:09:00.280 --> 01:09:02.442 I'm gonna touch you. Hard. 1690 01:09:02.560 --> 01:09:03.607 Do it. How about I touch you... 1691 01:09:03.680 --> 01:09:05.284 Do it. ...with my nails, baby? 1692 01:09:05.360 --> 01:09:07.442 Let's have it! Oh! 1693 01:09:07.560 --> 01:09:10.564 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">CATHY:</font></b> Your hair is so sexy, babe. Oh, your grip is unbelievable. 1694 01:09:10.720 --> 01:09:13.485 I want you to touch me where I like. 1695 01:09:13.640 --> 01:09:15.563 My balls. You know? 1696 01:09:15.680 --> 01:09:16.841 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(BOTH MOUTHING)</font></b> 1697 01:09:30.240 --> 01:09:32.925 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">RON:</font></b> I want it bad. Do it, come on! Really? How bad? 1698 01:09:41.880 --> 01:09:44.360 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">RON:</font></b> Let's go. Come on. Come on, do it! 1699 01:09:44.520 --> 01:09:46.329 You there? What, this isn't hard enough? 1700 01:09:46.480 --> 01:09:47.606 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">RON:</font></b> Let's go. Come on. 1701 01:09:47.760 --> 01:09:49.330 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">CATHY:</font></b> Harder? <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">RON:</font></b> Come on, do it. 1702 01:09:49.480 --> 01:09:50.481 Do it, I'm waiting. 1703 01:09:50.640 --> 01:09:51.641 Okeydoke. 1704 01:09:52.360 --> 01:09:54.169 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">CATHY:</font></b> Oh, yeah, you like that? 1705 01:09:54.240 --> 01:09:56.527 Hey, man, I don't judge people's sex shit. 1706 01:09:56.800 --> 01:09:58.245 But that was ridiculous and stupid. 1707 01:09:58.400 --> 01:09:59.561 Way to take one for the team, guys. 1708 01:09:59.720 --> 01:10:01.370 Hold on, hold on, hold on. Here it is. 1709 01:10:01.520 --> 01:10:03.204 "The police came to the lake house. 1710 01:10:03.360 --> 01:10:05.567 "Almost lost my flower but didn't quite work out." 1711 01:10:05.680 --> 01:10:06.681 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">ALL:</font></b> "Flower"? 1712 01:10:06.760 --> 01:10:07.761 He said that? He's a boy. 1713 01:10:07.840 --> 01:10:10.161 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">LISA:</font></b> Buh, buh, buh... "Heading to the Park VVest Hotel. 1714 01:10:10.320 --> 01:10:11.731 "We've got the Grand Lux Suite. 1715 01:10:11.880 --> 01:10:14.326 "Looks like the little boy is becoming a man." 1716 01:10:14.400 --> 01:10:15.447 Fucking dork. 1717 01:10:15.520 --> 01:10:16.521 Okay, so that was 10 minutes ago. 1718 01:10:16.680 --> 01:10:17.681 So they haven't had sex yet. 1719 01:10:17.760 --> 01:10:18.761 We can still catch them. 1720 01:10:18.840 --> 01:10:20.649 Okay, let's do this. 1721 01:11:05.840 --> 01:11:06.841 Hey. 1722 01:11:06.920 --> 01:11:08.285 Hey. Hey. 1723 01:11:08.440 --> 01:11:10.010 How's she doing? Is she okay? 1724 01:11:10.200 --> 01:11:11.929 No, she's not doing okay. She's bummed. 1725 01:11:12.120 --> 01:11:14.441 She doesn't even wanna kiss. And I love kissing. 1726 01:11:16.480 --> 01:11:18.164 Give me your room key. 1727 01:11:18.320 --> 01:11:19.321 What? Why? Yeah. 1728 01:11:19.440 --> 01:11:22.887 Give me your room key and then bring her up in, like, 15 minutes. 1729 01:11:23.280 --> 01:11:24.805 Uh, okay. 1730 01:11:24.880 --> 01:11:27.804 Yes. Thanks. You're the man. Thank you for this. 1731 01:11:28.360 --> 01:11:29.486 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SIGHS)</font></b> 1732 01:11:35.040 --> 01:11:37.691 How we supposed to find them in this place? It's got, like, 20 rooms. 1733 01:11:37.840 --> 01:11:40.764 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">HUNTER:</font></b> I'm sorry, what the fuck are you talking about? 1734 01:11:40.920 --> 01:11:43.924 "Twenty"? It's got, like, 200! What? Twenty? 1735 01:11:44.080 --> 01:11:46.208 Grand Lux Suite is on the top floor. 1736 01:11:46.400 --> 01:11:47.606 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">HUNTER:</font></b> Go, go, go! Move! 1737 01:11:47.760 --> 01:11:48.761 Hurry, Lisa! 1738 01:11:49.240 --> 01:11:51.925 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CLUB MUSIC PLAYING)</font></b> 1739 01:12:49.760 --> 01:12:51.125 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SIGHS)</font></b> 1740 01:12:51.200 --> 01:12:53.202 What am I doing here? 1741 01:13:07.240 --> 01:13:08.605 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(DOOR OPENS)</font></b> 1742 01:13:10.280 --> 01:13:11.361 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(DOOR CLOSES)</font></b> 1743 01:13:12.280 --> 01:13:13.805 on, my God! <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(GASPS)</font></b> 1744 01:13:13.960 --> 01:13:15.849 Oh, my God, my favorite! 1745 01:13:16.600 --> 01:13:18.329 That's so sweet. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(GASPS)</font></b> 1746 01:13:18.400 --> 01:13:21.006 Oh, my God! This is a dream! <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(GASPS)</font></b> 1747 01:13:21.160 --> 01:13:24.607 It's, like, perfect! That is so nice! You're so sweet. 1748 01:13:24.760 --> 01:13:27.843 It actually wasn't me. it was Kayla. 1749 01:13:28.000 --> 01:13:29.445 She wanted you to have the perfect night. 1750 01:13:29.600 --> 01:13:30.647 That's why it looks so good. 1751 01:13:30.840 --> 01:13:32.046 Well, 1752 01:13:32.200 --> 01:13:33.531 why do you look so good? 1753 01:13:33.600 --> 01:13:35.443 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLES)</font></b> You're such a dork. 1754 01:13:35.640 --> 01:13:37.210 I know. 1755 01:13:39.840 --> 01:13:41.080 On, my God! <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(GASPS)</font></b> 1756 01:13:43.800 --> 01:13:44.847 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(GIGGLES)</font></b> 1757 01:13:45.920 --> 01:13:47.649 Not as smooth as I could have. 1758 01:13:52.040 --> 01:13:53.371 Let me get my shoes. 1759 01:13:57.600 --> 01:13:58.681 Kayla? 1760 01:13:58.760 --> 01:14:00.000 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CHEERING AND LAUGHTER STOPS)</font></b> 1761 01:14:04.960 --> 01:14:06.405 Nobody move, where's Kayla? 1762 01:14:06.560 --> 01:14:07.561 Kayla? 1763 01:14:07.880 --> 01:14:08.881 Kayla? 1764 01:14:09.880 --> 01:14:11.962 Get that outta here. 1765 01:14:12.120 --> 01:14:13.485 Um, how's this work? No, just leave it. 1766 01:14:13.640 --> 01:14:15.210 Okay, cool. Mmm-hmm. It's difficult. 1767 01:14:18.320 --> 01:14:20.049 Play sports! 1768 01:14:26.800 --> 01:14:27.801 And that's that. 1769 01:14:27.880 --> 01:14:28.961 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)</font></b> 1770 01:14:29.040 --> 01:14:31.008 So, you sure you wanna do this? 1771 01:14:31.160 --> 01:14:32.161 Yeah. 1772 01:14:32.360 --> 01:14:33.725 Yes! Fuck, yeah. 1773 01:14:33.880 --> 01:14:35.609 You're gonna penis me. 1774 01:14:35.720 --> 01:14:36.721 Yeah. 1775 01:14:36.800 --> 01:14:38.370 First I'm gonna... 1776 01:14:38.520 --> 01:14:39.726 I'm just gonna touch it. 1777 01:14:39.880 --> 01:14:41.405 You wanna touch it? Yeah, you can touch it. 1778 01:14:41.560 --> 01:14:43.369 Yeah, yeah, go for it. Okay, just, like... 1779 01:14:43.640 --> 01:14:45.324 Oh! Wow! 1780 01:14:45.400 --> 01:14:49.450 Okay. That is like the greatest feeling I've ever had in my entire life. 1781 01:14:49.600 --> 01:14:50.965 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SHUDDERS)</font></b> Really? 1782 01:14:51.320 --> 01:14:55.166 It doesn't just feel like a super-dry hand of a friend? 1783 01:14:55.320 --> 01:14:56.890 No. Nope. 1784 01:14:58.200 --> 01:14:59.770 Okay. So, 1785 01:15:00.520 --> 01:15:02.010 do you wanna 1786 01:15:03.480 --> 01:15:04.527 Put it in? 1787 01:15:07.960 --> 01:15:08.961 No. 1788 01:15:09.480 --> 01:15:10.481 Okay. 1789 01:15:10.560 --> 01:15:11.891 I can't. I'm sorry. You know what? 1790 01:15:12.320 --> 01:15:14.448 Look, we don't... <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SHOUTING)</font></b> 1791 01:15:14.600 --> 01:15:16.090 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1792 01:15:16.280 --> 01:15:17.850 Holy shit! Look at all of it. 1793 01:15:18.000 --> 01:15:19.889 Oh, my gosh! I gotta get over. 1794 01:15:20.400 --> 01:15:23.722 Okay. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(LAUGHING)</font></b> 1795 01:15:23.880 --> 01:15:26.451 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. I just... 1796 01:15:26.600 --> 01:15:27.806 It's okay. I was thinking about it 1797 01:15:28.000 --> 01:15:29.729 and you, and then it just... 1798 01:15:29.920 --> 01:15:30.967 I'm sorry. 1799 01:15:31.040 --> 01:15:32.963 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(PANTING)</font></b> <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLES)</font></b> 1800 01:15:34.600 --> 01:15:35.601 You're amazing. 1801 01:15:36.160 --> 01:15:37.650 I know we're still virgins, 1802 01:15:38.120 --> 01:15:40.202 but I feel different. You know? 1803 01:15:40.360 --> 01:15:41.407 Yeah. 1804 01:15:43.200 --> 01:15:44.725 I know. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SIGHS)</font></b> 1805 01:15:47.200 --> 01:15:49.851 You ready to, uh, do this? 1806 01:15:51.040 --> 01:15:52.041 Wait. 1807 01:15:52.120 --> 01:15:53.565 Wait. Um... 1808 01:15:54.760 --> 01:15:57.240 Ah, shit. 1809 01:15:57.400 --> 01:15:58.561 Shit. 1810 01:16:01.080 --> 01:16:03.003 Maybe Julie was right. 1811 01:16:03.360 --> 01:16:04.566 Like, maybe 1812 01:16:04.720 --> 01:16:08.202 losing your virginity doesn't have to be perfect, but... 1813 01:16:08.360 --> 01:16:11.967 I feel like it should just be, like, a little bit more special than this. 1814 01:16:12.120 --> 01:16:13.610 Yeah. Like, not cheesy, but... 1815 01:16:14.160 --> 01:16:16.049 Like, if I was hard-pressed right now, 1816 01:16:16.200 --> 01:16:18.680 I don't think I could remember your last name. 1817 01:16:18.880 --> 01:16:19.881 It's Aldrich. Aldrich! 1818 01:16:20.440 --> 01:16:21.771 I thought it was Ostrich. 1819 01:16:21.920 --> 01:16:25.288 I didn't realize that you're a virgin. You know? 1820 01:16:25.440 --> 01:16:26.441 Yeah. 1821 01:16:26.960 --> 01:16:30.362 Um, but, like, I'd still be down to do it 1822 01:16:30.560 --> 01:16:31.925 but maybe, like, you know, 1823 01:16:32.080 --> 01:16:33.730 when we get to know each other a little more. 1824 01:16:33.880 --> 01:16:36.247 Like, maybe Monday or something? 1825 01:16:36.360 --> 01:16:37.361 Yeah. 1826 01:16:37.440 --> 01:16:38.441 Not to, like, plan it and be weird. 1827 01:16:38.600 --> 01:16:40.682 No, no, l can look at my schedule and see if it's... 1828 01:16:40.760 --> 01:16:41.761 Okay. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(BOTH LAUGHING)</font></b> 1829 01:16:41.840 --> 01:16:43.365 Pencil it in. 1830 01:16:44.280 --> 01:16:45.930 Um, yeah, that's cool. Okay, cool. 1831 01:16:46.120 --> 01:16:49.169 Let's just relax. We could do some light journaling or something. 1832 01:16:49.360 --> 01:16:52.443 Yeah, yeah, we could do that. 1833 01:16:53.200 --> 01:16:57.524 Or we could do, like, other stuff. 1834 01:16:57.680 --> 01:16:59.045 Yeah, like what? 1835 01:16:59.200 --> 01:17:00.725 Like... 1836 01:17:01.400 --> 01:17:03.607 Not sex, but... <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SIGHS)</font></b> 1837 01:17:05.000 --> 01:17:08.447 I'm still down for pleasure. 1838 01:17:08.560 --> 01:17:09.800 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLES)</font></b> 1839 01:17:15.560 --> 01:17:16.971 You got this. 1840 01:17:17.120 --> 01:17:19.646 Hey, guys, what's up? Anyone seen Sam? 1841 01:17:19.800 --> 01:17:21.404 Anyone seen Sam? 1842 01:17:26.680 --> 01:17:27.806 Chad! 1843 01:17:33.160 --> 01:17:34.241 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(GROANS)</font></b> 1844 01:17:34.320 --> 01:17:35.321 Oh, Jesus! 1845 01:17:35.440 --> 01:17:36.885 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(BOTH GROANING)</font></b> 1846 01:17:37.480 --> 01:17:38.970 What the... 1847 01:17:39.040 --> 01:17:40.041 You again? 1848 01:17:40.120 --> 01:17:41.281 You? What the fuck? 1849 01:17:41.440 --> 01:17:42.805 What's your beef with me, dude? 1850 01:17:42.960 --> 01:17:44.121 I don't know who the fuck you are! 1851 01:17:44.280 --> 01:17:46.123 I'm Jake motherfucking Donahue! 1852 01:17:46.280 --> 01:17:48.123 That name means nothing to me! 1853 01:17:48.280 --> 01:17:51.682 Do you know what it's like to be humiliated in front of everyone you know 1854 01:17:51.840 --> 01:17:53.649 and have to seek redemption for that? 1855 01:17:55.160 --> 01:17:56.730 Actually, yes, I do! 1856 01:17:56.880 --> 01:18:01.522 Kayla? 1857 01:18:01.680 --> 01:18:03.887 Get the hell away from my daughter, you little piece of shit! 1858 01:18:04.040 --> 01:18:05.451 Dad, what the... <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SHRIEKING)</font></b> 1859 01:18:06.280 --> 01:18:07.281 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">KAYLA:</font></b> Oh, my God! 1860 01:18:07.360 --> 01:18:08.850 Are you okay? He didn't hurt you, did he? 1861 01:18:09.000 --> 01:18:10.365 What? No, he didn't hurt me. 1862 01:18:10.520 --> 01:18:12.409 Holy shit! Connor? 1863 01:18:12.560 --> 01:18:14.164 Oh, my God! Are you okay? 1864 01:18:14.320 --> 01:18:15.765 I'm actually totally fine. 1865 01:18:16.320 --> 01:18:17.287 Connor, I'm so sorry. 1866 01:18:17.400 --> 01:18:19.607 Are you okay, though? Are you sure? Yeah. 1867 01:18:20.240 --> 01:18:21.605 Dad! What the... 1868 01:18:21.800 --> 01:18:22.801 What are you doing here? 1869 01:18:22.880 --> 01:18:24.211 I've been following you around all night! 1870 01:18:24.280 --> 01:18:25.281 Are you ser... Oh, my God! 1871 01:18:25.360 --> 01:18:26.486 You've been following me? 1872 01:18:26.680 --> 01:18:28.170 Are you crazy? You gave me no choice! 1873 01:18:28.320 --> 01:18:29.446 You're in over your head with this kid. 1874 01:18:29.640 --> 01:18:32.246 I am not some pathetic damsel in distress that needs saving. 1875 01:18:32.400 --> 01:18:33.606 I can handle myself. No, you can't. 1876 01:18:33.760 --> 01:18:35.250 Yes, I can! No, you can't! 1877 01:18:35.400 --> 01:18:36.811 Yes, I can! Kayla, 1878 01:18:37.160 --> 01:18:40.084 you can't. And that's why I'm here. 1879 01:18:40.280 --> 01:18:41.327 It's my job. 1880 01:18:43.080 --> 01:18:44.161 Oh. 1881 01:18:44.800 --> 01:18:49.362 Yeah, so you just don't think I can make my own decisions and handle myself. 1882 01:18:50.720 --> 01:18:52.688 That really fucking sucks. 1883 01:18:55.800 --> 01:18:57.962 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SIGHS)</font></b> Kayla... 1884 01:18:59.000 --> 01:19:01.606 Kayla, I'm just trying to figure this thing out. 1885 01:19:02.360 --> 01:19:04.647 God! Why is sex even bad? 1886 01:19:04.760 --> 01:19:05.841 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SIGHS)</font></b> 1887 01:19:07.480 --> 01:19:09.005 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SIGHS)</font></b> 1888 01:19:09.800 --> 01:19:11.529 I don't know. I don't know. It's not... You know, it's... 1889 01:19:14.080 --> 01:19:15.605 I don't know. 1890 01:19:16.600 --> 01:19:17.931 I'm... 1891 01:19:18.840 --> 01:19:21.446 I'm just trying to be the best dad I can be. 1892 01:19:21.600 --> 01:19:24.001 Well, you are. 1893 01:19:24.880 --> 01:19:27.167 You taught me everything. 1894 01:19:27.440 --> 01:19:30.011 You built me up. 1895 01:19:30.200 --> 01:19:32.487 Made me strong. 1896 01:19:32.640 --> 01:19:35.610 You made me into who I am. Like, that's... 1897 01:19:35.680 --> 01:19:36.920 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLES)</font></b> 1898 01:19:37.120 --> 01:19:40.124 You did not have to save me tonight, Dad. 1899 01:19:40.280 --> 01:19:43.727 You taught me how to do that a long time ago. 1900 01:19:45.720 --> 01:19:47.085 And I love you for it. 1901 01:19:49.520 --> 01:19:51.522 You're the best coach ever. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLES)</font></b> 1902 01:19:56.880 --> 01:19:59.008 Thank you. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SNIFFLING)</font></b> Thank you. 1903 01:19:59.600 --> 01:20:01.090 Oh, Dad, come on. 1904 01:20:02.280 --> 01:20:03.850 Come on, toughen up. 1905 01:20:05.560 --> 01:20:07.130 It was just really nice, what you said. 1906 01:20:08.160 --> 01:20:10.208 It's good. It's good. I mean it. 1907 01:20:11.000 --> 01:20:12.764 Thanks, I feel like... 1908 01:20:12.920 --> 01:20:16.970 Like Phil Jackson when he was coaching the Bulls... 1909 01:20:17.160 --> 01:20:20.767 And then they were so good. 1910 01:20:20.840 --> 01:20:22.365 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLES)</font></b> <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SNIFFLES)</font></b> 1911 01:20:22.440 --> 01:20:24.010 That's how I feel right now. Yeah. 1912 01:20:24.720 --> 01:20:26.848 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">AUSTIN:</font></b> Uh, I should've taken my socks off first. 1913 01:20:27.080 --> 01:20:28.525 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(KIDS LAUGHING)</font></b> 1914 01:20:30.080 --> 01:20:33.004 I'm just warning you, I've practiced a few times but this might not go that well. 1915 01:20:33.160 --> 01:20:34.207 That doesn't look right. 1916 01:20:34.360 --> 01:20:35.646 Yeah, all right. I think you need another one. 1917 01:20:35.760 --> 01:20:36.761 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">AUSTIN:</font></b> I think we need another one, too. 1918 01:20:36.840 --> 01:20:37.887 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">JULIE:</font></b> Wait, wait. 1919 01:20:38.040 --> 01:20:39.565 We have to do our dance. 1920 01:20:39.720 --> 01:20:41.324 We have to... Yeah, yeah. What, now? 1921 01:20:41.440 --> 01:20:42.441 Naked? 1922 01:20:42.520 --> 01:20:44.443 No, get me one of those, um, hotel robes. 1923 01:20:44.600 --> 01:20:45.761 I wanna feel fabulous. 1924 01:20:45.920 --> 01:20:46.921 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(LAUGHS)</font></b> Okay. 1925 01:20:47.320 --> 01:20:48.481 Coming right up, my lady. 1926 01:20:52.360 --> 01:20:54.328 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)</font></b> 1927 01:21:00.200 --> 01:21:01.531 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(BOTH CHUCKLING)</font></b> 1928 01:21:04.200 --> 01:21:06.965 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">AUSTIN:</font></b> We're gonna christen every corner of this room. 1929 01:21:07.120 --> 01:21:08.121 And when we're done, 1930 01:21:08.680 --> 01:21:10.045 let's FaceTime my parents. 1931 01:21:10.200 --> 01:21:13.886 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">JULIE:</font></b> Okay, but right now, I want you to stare into my eyes. 1932 01:21:14.040 --> 01:21:15.087 AUSTIN; What? 1933 01:21:15.440 --> 01:21:18.649 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">JULIE:</font></b> Mmm-hmm. I just want, like, a real connection. 1934 01:21:18.800 --> 01:21:20.643 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">AUSTIN:</font></b> So you just want me to look straight into your eyes 1935 01:21:20.800 --> 01:21:23.565 for the next three minutes and 37 seconds? Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. 1936 01:21:32.640 --> 01:21:33.641 Look at me. 1937 01:21:46.480 --> 01:21:48.608 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)</font></b> <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(THUDS)</font></b> 1938 01:21:53.800 --> 01:21:55.529 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CRACKLING)</font></b> <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(MOANS)</font></b> 1939 01:21:56.960 --> 01:21:58.121 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(GASPS)</font></b> 1940 01:22:36.840 --> 01:22:37.921 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SIGHS)</font></b> 1941 01:22:48.080 --> 01:22:49.491 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(KNOCKS ON DOOR)</font></b> 1942 01:22:50.360 --> 01:22:51.361 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(EXCLAIMS)</font></b> Dad? Where is he? 1943 01:22:51.440 --> 01:22:52.441 What are you doing here? 1944 01:22:52.520 --> 01:22:53.521 Chad? 1945 01:22:53.640 --> 01:22:55.165 Hey, Chad, you motherfucker. 1946 01:22:55.360 --> 01:22:57.488 Oh, my God, are you kidding me? 1947 01:22:57.640 --> 01:22:59.051 Did he make you do something you don't wanna do? 1948 01:22:59.240 --> 01:23:01.641 'Cause I don't care if he's the fucking coolest kid in school. 1949 01:23:01.800 --> 01:23:05.566 I'm gonna shove his fedora so far up his ass, it'll be a hat. 1950 01:23:05.720 --> 01:23:08.405 No, Dad, we didn't do it. 1951 01:23:08.560 --> 01:23:12.963 All right? And even if we did, it would be none of your business. 1952 01:23:16.760 --> 01:23:19.445 It's just, I was worried about you. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SIGHS)</font></b> 1953 01:23:19.800 --> 01:23:20.847 Well, that's a first. 1954 01:23:22.240 --> 01:23:23.241 I deserve that. 1955 01:23:24.600 --> 01:23:26.841 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SIGHS)</font></b> Sam, I gotta tell you something and I'm just gonna say it. 1956 01:23:30.640 --> 01:23:31.880 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SIGHS)</font></b> 1957 01:23:33.680 --> 01:23:34.841 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SIGHS)</font></b> 1958 01:23:36.640 --> 01:23:39.246 Sam, I have realized 1959 01:23:39.440 --> 01:23:41.761 over the last few years 1960 01:23:43.200 --> 01:23:45.248 that I've made a big mistake in my life. 1961 01:23:46.200 --> 01:23:47.531 What, like cheating on my mom? 1962 01:23:48.720 --> 01:23:50.484 Well, no. Marrying your mom. 1963 01:23:50.760 --> 01:23:52.888 But, no, that wasn't a mistake, 1964 01:23:53.040 --> 01:23:55.168 because then I wouldn't have had you. Uh... 1965 01:23:56.360 --> 01:24:00.490 I've made lots of mistakes, but the big mistake 1966 01:24:02.120 --> 01:24:06.762 is that I let what happened between your mom and I 1967 01:24:07.800 --> 01:24:10.371 get in the way of our relationship. 1968 01:24:14.720 --> 01:24:15.721 I'm sorry. 1969 01:24:17.120 --> 01:24:18.451 And I hope that 1970 01:24:18.600 --> 01:24:20.648 we can start over and 1971 01:24:21.800 --> 01:24:24.326 build up our relationship again because 1972 01:24:25.280 --> 01:24:27.442 you're my only kid. 1973 01:24:29.000 --> 01:24:30.161 And I'm your only dad. 1974 01:24:30.680 --> 01:24:32.808 Well, Frank is... Fuck Frank. 1975 01:24:32.920 --> 01:24:34.331 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLES)</font></b> 1976 01:24:37.040 --> 01:24:38.451 Frank's fine. 1977 01:24:39.240 --> 01:24:40.844 Dad, 1978 01:24:41.200 --> 01:24:42.406 can I tell you something now? 1979 01:24:42.560 --> 01:24:44.927 Yes. Yes, yes, yes, anything. 1980 01:24:45.800 --> 01:24:47.006 I'm a lesbian. 1981 01:24:57.120 --> 01:24:58.531 What does your mom think? 1982 01:24:58.680 --> 01:24:59.727 She doesn't know. 1983 01:25:04.920 --> 01:25:06.490 You told me before you told your mom? 1984 01:25:06.640 --> 01:25:07.687 Yeah. 1985 01:25:07.840 --> 01:25:08.921 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(VOICE BREAKING)</font></b> That's big news. 1986 01:25:09.400 --> 01:25:10.765 She doesn't know? 1987 01:25:11.640 --> 01:25:13.244 You didn't tell Frank? No. 1988 01:25:13.400 --> 01:25:15.607 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SOBBING)</font></b> 1989 01:25:23.200 --> 01:25:24.964 Ah. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SNIFFLES)</font></b> 1990 01:25:25.080 --> 01:25:27.481 Okay. Over. Crying is over. 1991 01:25:28.800 --> 01:25:29.881 What do your girlfriends think? 1992 01:25:30.040 --> 01:25:31.804 No, I'm too nervous, I can't tell them. 1993 01:25:32.080 --> 01:25:34.481 You're nervous to tell Kayla and Julie? 1994 01:25:35.400 --> 01:25:37.243 I don't wanna lose my two best friends. 1995 01:25:37.440 --> 01:25:39.568 This is the stuff you tell the people you care about. 1996 01:25:40.080 --> 01:25:42.560 You think they're not gonna support you because you're gay? 1997 01:25:42.720 --> 01:25:45.929 They would support you if you were a vampire. 1998 01:25:46.080 --> 01:25:50.085 <i>They would support you more. With all the Twilight shit. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(GIGGLING)</font></b></i> 1999 01:25:50.160 --> 01:25:51.491 Do we Still like Twilight? 2000 01:25:51.640 --> 01:25:52.641 Definitely not. 2001 01:25:52.720 --> 01:25:53.960 No, no. 2002 01:25:54.080 --> 01:25:55.491 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(BOTH CHUCKLING)</font></b> 2003 01:25:55.600 --> 01:25:56.601 Oh, God. 2004 01:25:58.160 --> 01:25:59.810 Thanks for showing up. 2005 01:26:00.640 --> 01:26:03.803 Really. But you should probably leave 2006 01:26:03.960 --> 01:26:07.851 because it's insane that you even came here in the first place. 2007 01:26:09.440 --> 01:26:10.851 I'd love to get a picture with you. 2008 01:26:11.320 --> 01:26:12.446 Yeah. 2009 01:26:12.640 --> 01:26:14.290 Great. Okay. 2010 01:26:14.760 --> 01:26:15.966 Just gonna stand on this. 2011 01:26:16.120 --> 01:26:18.168 Yeah, you know the drill. Come on. 2012 01:26:18.360 --> 01:26:20.124 Come on. Here we go. 2013 01:26:20.440 --> 01:26:22.727 Gotta turn it around here. 2014 01:26:25.840 --> 01:26:28.127 Dad, you're not taking it. 2015 01:26:30.600 --> 01:26:32.045 What? 2016 01:26:33.120 --> 01:26:35.441 I'll remember this. 2017 01:26:35.880 --> 01:26:37.086 Come on. 2018 01:26:37.240 --> 01:26:38.730 Oh, my God! 2019 01:26:39.400 --> 01:26:40.401 What's up, dawg? 2020 01:26:40.520 --> 01:26:45.287 So, I just, uh, parented the shit outta Sam. 2021 01:26:45.960 --> 01:26:47.086 And I feel, uh... 2022 01:26:47.720 --> 01:26:49.404 Oh, God, like, uh, 2023 01:26:49.760 --> 01:26:51.489 pride, I think? That's it. 2024 01:26:51.680 --> 01:26:52.681 It's new. 2025 01:26:53.400 --> 01:26:54.925 Good for you, man. Thanks. 2026 01:26:55.080 --> 01:26:56.320 Well done, my friend. Thank you. 2027 01:26:56.480 --> 01:26:57.481 Well done. 2028 01:26:57.560 --> 01:26:59.005 HOW'd it go with Kayla? 2029 01:26:59.680 --> 01:27:00.681 Put Connor through a wall. 2030 01:27:01.440 --> 01:27:02.487 Are you serious? 2031 01:27:02.560 --> 01:27:04.130 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(LAUGHS)</font></b> Yeah. He's okay. 2032 01:27:04.320 --> 01:27:06.163 Yeah, he's lighter than I thought. 2033 01:27:07.040 --> 01:27:08.451 Hey- 2034 01:27:08.600 --> 01:27:09.601 Hi. 2035 01:27:09.760 --> 01:27:11.330 So, Julie's, um... 2036 01:27:12.120 --> 01:27:13.724 Julie's having sex right now. 2037 01:27:13.880 --> 01:27:16.167 Okay. And sit down. Wowee. 2038 01:27:16.320 --> 01:27:17.560 Yeah. 2039 01:27:17.720 --> 01:27:18.721 But it's good. 2040 01:27:18.920 --> 01:27:21.526 It's fine, right? I mean, you have to do that eventually. 2041 01:27:21.680 --> 01:27:22.681 Right? 2042 01:27:22.760 --> 01:27:24.205 Are you good? Yeah. 2043 01:27:24.360 --> 01:27:27.603 They seem like they really like each other and that's nice. That's a good thing, 2044 01:27:27.800 --> 01:27:30.326 but it's just a little, you know, scary, 2045 01:27:30.480 --> 01:27:34.371 because what if he doesn't know how to do it right? You know, like, 2046 01:27:34.560 --> 01:27:36.210 what if he doesn't know where to put it. 2047 01:27:36.360 --> 01:27:38.010 But he knows, right? Should I go back up there? 2048 01:27:38.160 --> 01:27:39.844 No! No, no, no, no. No, he'll figure it out. 2049 01:27:40.000 --> 01:27:41.001 It's one or the other. 2050 01:27:41.360 --> 01:27:42.885 Nope. Stay right here. 2051 01:27:43.920 --> 01:27:45.490 Do you wanna have a drink right now? 2052 01:27:47.120 --> 01:27:48.451 Like, hang out? 2053 01:27:48.600 --> 01:27:49.601 Yeah. 2054 01:27:50.360 --> 01:27:51.725 Yes, I do. 2055 01:27:51.880 --> 01:27:53.928 I'm in. I'm definitely in. 2056 01:27:54.640 --> 01:27:56.642 Um, we will be having some shots of alcohol, please. 2057 01:27:56.720 --> 01:27:57.721 Yes, we will. 2058 01:27:57.800 --> 01:27:58.961 This is crazy. 2059 01:27:59.040 --> 01:28:00.530 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(ALL LAUGHING)</font></b> 2060 01:28:00.600 --> 01:28:01.726 Well, I'm gonna, uh... 2061 01:28:02.640 --> 01:28:05.564 I'll let you guys have your fun, and I will, uh... 2062 01:28:06.080 --> 01:28:08.128 I'm... I'm gonna see you guys around. 2063 01:28:13.640 --> 01:28:14.641 Hey! 2064 01:28:16.720 --> 01:28:17.721 You, too. 2065 01:28:19.720 --> 01:28:20.721 Yeah. 2066 01:28:21.480 --> 01:28:22.766 Right! 2067 01:28:22.920 --> 01:28:24.251 Fuck,yeah! 2068 01:28:24.440 --> 01:28:25.646 Piña colada. 2069 01:28:25.800 --> 01:28:27.325 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(LAUGHS)</font></b> Just get him a shot. 2070 01:28:29.000 --> 01:28:30.365 Cheers! 2071 01:28:30.480 --> 01:28:31.481 What a night, guys. 2072 01:28:31.560 --> 01:28:32.766 That's beautiful. 2073 01:28:35.880 --> 01:28:40.442 So, I don't think the kid at the lake house was actually butt-chugging. 2074 01:28:40.600 --> 01:28:41.601 Definitely. Yeah. 2075 01:28:41.760 --> 01:28:43.000 What? Yeah. 2076 01:28:43.160 --> 01:28:45.527 And so he threw me through a table... 2077 01:28:45.680 --> 01:28:47.921 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">KAYLA:</font></b> I'm so sorry. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">CONNOR:</font></b> No, it was cool. 2078 01:28:48.080 --> 01:28:49.844 I kinda feel fine. It's cool. All right, see you. 2079 01:28:50.000 --> 01:28:51.001 See you. 2080 01:28:51.120 --> 01:28:52.087 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">CONNOR:</font></b> Hey, guys. 2081 01:28:52.200 --> 01:28:54.567 Austin, uh, let's go get a drink, man. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">AUSTIN:</font></b> Yeah, sure. 2082 01:28:54.920 --> 01:28:55.921 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">KAYLA:</font></b> Want a fry? 2083 01:28:56.000 --> 01:28:57.240 So badly. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(LAUGHS)</font></b> 2084 01:28:59.600 --> 01:29:01.284 Can I have a fry, too? 2085 01:29:01.720 --> 01:29:03.245 Yeah! Yes. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(LAUGHS)</font></b> 2086 01:29:04.240 --> 01:29:05.605 So? 2087 01:29:06.640 --> 01:29:08.449 I couldn't go through with it. 2088 01:29:08.600 --> 01:29:11.331 Yeah, I didn't. No. 2089 01:29:12.360 --> 01:29:14.567 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SAM GASPS)</font></b> <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(GIGGLING)</font></b> 2090 01:29:15.120 --> 01:29:16.565 Holy shit. 2091 01:29:16.720 --> 01:29:17.960 You're a woman amongst girls. 2092 01:29:18.160 --> 01:29:19.924 Julie! Congratu-fuck-ulations. 2093 01:29:20.120 --> 01:29:21.167 Thank you. How was it? 2094 01:29:21.240 --> 01:29:22.241 Honestly, 2095 01:29:22.320 --> 01:29:25.688 it was a little painful, kinda fast, and kinda awkward... 2096 01:29:26.240 --> 01:29:27.321 But absolutely perfect. 2097 01:29:27.640 --> 01:29:28.721 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(GIGGLES)</font></b> AW! 2098 01:29:28.880 --> 01:29:30.086 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(GIRLS LAUGHING)</font></b> 2099 01:29:30.160 --> 01:29:33.004 You guys, so much went down tonight. 2100 01:29:33.160 --> 01:29:34.161 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">SAM:</font></b> I know. Including... 2101 01:29:35.120 --> 01:29:36.121 Connor! 2102 01:29:36.280 --> 01:29:38.203 No! Let's just say... 2103 01:29:38.280 --> 01:29:42.046 The Chef went out to eat my pussy. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)</font></b> 2104 01:29:42.120 --> 01:29:43.281 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(GIRLS GIGGLING)</font></b> 2105 01:29:43.360 --> 01:29:44.646 it was good. 2106 01:29:44.760 --> 01:29:48.048 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">CHAD:</font></b> <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(IMITATES PARTY HORN)</font></b> DJ Chad- Is that Chad? 2107 01:29:48.200 --> 01:29:49.361 That's Chad. That's Chad. 2108 01:29:49.520 --> 01:29:50.806 Chad! 2109 01:29:50.960 --> 01:29:52.644 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">CHAD:</font></b> <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SINGING)</font></b> Scream my name Yes, Chad! 2110 01:29:52.760 --> 01:29:53.761 Fuck yeah, Chad! 2111 01:29:53.880 --> 01:29:54.927 <i>I love me</i> 2112 01:29:55.080 --> 01:29:57.924 <i>Gonna love myself No, I don't need anybody else</i> 2113 01:29:58.000 --> 01:29:59.001 Hey. 2114 01:29:59.120 --> 01:30:01.521 <i>Gonna love myself No, I don't need anybody else</i> 2115 01:30:01.600 --> 01:30:02.647 <i>I love me...</i> 2116 01:30:03.960 --> 01:30:06.281 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING)</font></b> 2117 01:30:09.720 --> 01:30:11.006 Guys, I gotta tell you something. 2118 01:30:11.160 --> 01:30:12.161 Okay. 2119 01:30:12.320 --> 01:30:14.368 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(WHISPERING INAUDIBLY)</font></b> 2120 01:30:16.320 --> 01:30:17.321 Really? 2121 01:30:17.400 --> 01:30:18.606 Yeah. Wait, you are? 2122 01:30:19.200 --> 01:30:20.361 Yeah. 2123 01:30:21.000 --> 01:30:23.002 I love you. Forever. 2124 01:30:24.080 --> 01:30:25.241 And you, too. 2125 01:30:25.480 --> 01:30:27.005 Oh, my God! 2126 01:30:27.120 --> 01:30:28.121 I love you. 2127 01:30:28.200 --> 01:30:29.201 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">KAYLA:</font></b> Sam! 2128 01:30:29.280 --> 01:30:30.441 Excuse me. 2129 01:30:30.600 --> 01:30:31.726 I can't believe you didn't tell us! 2130 01:30:31.880 --> 01:30:33.086 Yay! <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(GASPS)</font></b> 2131 01:30:33.160 --> 01:30:34.366 Ta-da-da-da! Aw. 2132 01:30:37.560 --> 01:30:38.561 Oh, hey! Hey. 2133 01:30:38.720 --> 01:30:40.085 Hey! Hi. 2134 01:30:40.840 --> 01:30:41.887 Oh. 2135 01:30:41.960 --> 01:30:44.850 Uh, Julie, I think we got something over here. 2136 01:30:47.040 --> 01:30:48.166 Dope cape. 2137 01:30:51.160 --> 01:30:54.926 I'm not misreading things. 2138 01:31:19.600 --> 01:31:21.921 So you'll call me every day till you get to L.A., right? 2139 01:31:22.120 --> 01:31:23.804 Yeah, and then, like, every day after that. 2140 01:31:23.960 --> 01:31:26.042 Okay. I'm gonna miss you so much. 2141 01:31:26.360 --> 01:31:27.885 You're gonna be okay, though. 2142 01:31:28.280 --> 01:31:29.281 Are you gonna be okay? 2143 01:31:29.360 --> 01:31:32.762 Yeah, I'm fine. It's the weirdest thing because 2144 01:31:32.960 --> 01:31:37.602 I have been worried about this day for 18 years. 2145 01:31:37.800 --> 01:31:39.290 And then 2146 01:31:39.440 --> 01:31:43.206 I wake up this morning and... <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(EXHALES)</font></b> Nothing. 2147 01:31:43.360 --> 01:31:47.081 Like, I don't feel emotional at all. I just feel like... 2148 01:31:47.240 --> 01:31:50.562 It's so bizarre. What is that? 2149 01:31:50.720 --> 01:31:52.484 It's, like, splashing on me. I know. 2150 01:31:52.640 --> 01:31:54.449 Isn't that so strange? Yeah. 2151 01:31:56.080 --> 01:31:57.366 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLES)</font></b> 2152 01:31:57.440 --> 01:31:58.566 I love you, Mom. 2153 01:31:59.360 --> 01:32:00.646 I love you. 2154 01:32:02.000 --> 01:32:03.047 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(EXCLAIMS)</font></b> 2155 01:32:03.160 --> 01:32:04.525 No, I have money. Like... 2156 01:32:04.680 --> 01:32:06.569 Lisa, tell him I can afford... Mmm. 2157 01:32:07.080 --> 01:32:08.809 Sorry, sorry. 2158 01:32:09.000 --> 01:32:10.843 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">KAYLA:</font></b> All right, come on. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(HORN HONKING)</font></b> 2159 01:32:11.040 --> 01:32:13.168 Let's get this road trip started! <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(BOTH CHEERING)</font></b> 2160 01:32:13.320 --> 01:32:14.367 I love you. 2161 01:32:15.720 --> 01:32:16.846 Okay. 2162 01:32:17.000 --> 01:32:19.002 Hold on. Let me take a video. 2163 01:32:23.080 --> 01:32:24.764 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SHRIEKS, GIGGLES)</font></b> 2164 01:32:29.360 --> 01:32:31.249 <i>I love you. USA: I love you.</i> 2165 01:32:31.440 --> 01:32:32.965 <i>Bye, Mom.</i> 2166 01:32:33.840 --> 01:32:35.046 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">HUNTER:</font></b> I love you. Muah. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">SAM:</font></b> Okay, bye. 2167 01:32:35.120 --> 01:32:37.088 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">KAYLA:</font></b> See ya. Drop Julie off in Cali 2168 01:32:37.280 --> 01:32:39.089 and then you and Kayla come right back home, and text, please. 2169 01:32:39.280 --> 01:32:40.805 That's a big maybe. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">HUNTER:</font></b> Please. 2170 01:32:40.960 --> 01:32:42.610 Hey, take care of my mom, you two. Okay? 2171 01:32:42.760 --> 01:32:44.046 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">HUNTER:</font></b> We will. All right. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">CONNOR:</font></b> Later, big guy. 2172 01:32:44.160 --> 01:32:45.161 I'm going to college! 2173 01:32:45.240 --> 01:32:47.368 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">HUNTER:</font></b> Drive careful, young man. That's precious cargo. 2174 01:32:47.440 --> 01:32:49.329 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(GIRLS SHRIEKING)</font></b> <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">SAM:</font></b> I love you! 2175 01:32:50.520 --> 01:32:51.521 Aww. 2176 01:32:51.600 --> 01:32:52.601 Come on. Guys. 2177 01:32:52.680 --> 01:32:54.205 Come on. We did it. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">LISA:</font></b> We did it. 2178 01:32:55.240 --> 01:32:56.969 We did it. We parented. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(BOTH SIGHING)</font></b> 2179 01:32:57.120 --> 01:32:58.804 We did it. We did it. 2180 01:33:00.200 --> 01:33:01.406 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(PHONE CHIMING)</font></b> 2181 01:33:01.720 --> 01:33:03.529 Oop! It's Julie. 2182 01:33:03.720 --> 01:33:07.486 Oh, I must have been accidentally added to the group conversation. 2183 01:33:07.680 --> 01:33:09.330 Oh, well, should probably leave. 2184 01:33:09.520 --> 01:33:11.284 "Can't believe we're on our own now." <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(LAUGHS)</font></b> 2185 01:33:11.360 --> 01:33:12.566 Aw, that's sweet. Yeah. 2186 01:33:12.680 --> 01:33:14.205 "We're gonna get lit af." 2187 01:33:15.000 --> 01:33:17.731 "Lit AF." That's not great. 2188 01:33:17.880 --> 01:33:20.486 No, that's... They're gonna get literature. African literature. 2189 01:33:20.640 --> 01:33:21.721 You think that's what "lit AF" means? You think 2190 01:33:21.840 --> 01:33:22.841 they're talking to each other about... Lit AF. 2191 01:33:22.920 --> 01:33:24.843 "Can The Chef get us..." 2192 01:33:25.200 --> 01:33:26.201 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">MITCHELL:</font></b> Trees? What the hell's trees? 2193 01:33:26.360 --> 01:33:28.328 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">HUNTER:</font></b> Trees mean weed, I told you that. Mushrooms. Pills. 2194 01:33:28.480 --> 01:33:30.642 No, the pills are Kayla's allergy. That's Claritin. 2195 01:33:30.800 --> 01:33:32.962 It's not Claritin. Look, snowflakes. That's blow. 2196 01:33:33.120 --> 01:33:35.726 "Hashtag, no parents, no rules. Hashtag, mad drugs. 2197 01:33:35.920 --> 01:33:38.446 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(EXCLAIMS)</font></b> "Hashtag, no condoms"? 2198 01:33:38.720 --> 01:33:39.926 Why would they hashtag that? 2199 01:33:40.080 --> 01:33:42.162 Wait, is that a needle and an eggplant? 2200 01:33:42.640 --> 01:33:45.371 What, are they gonna inject heroin into some guy's dick? 2201 01:33:45.480 --> 01:33:46.481 Let's go. Let's get in the car. 2202 01:33:46.560 --> 01:33:48.005 I'll drive. I'm sitting behind you. 2203 01:33:48.080 --> 01:33:49.969 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(PHONE CHIMING)</font></b> Wait, wait, wait! 2204 01:33:50.120 --> 01:33:52.122 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#808080">VOICE:</font></b> <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(HIGH-PITCHED)</font></b> <i>We're just messing with you! Ha-ha!</i> 2205 01:33:53.520 --> 01:33:55.443 "We love you guys, don't worry." 2206 01:33:55.520 --> 01:33:56.726 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(ALL LAUGHING)</font></b> 2207 01:33:56.800 --> 01:33:59.804 You guys were so pranked! I was in on it. 2208 01:33:59.880 --> 01:34:00.881 You didn't know. 2209 01:34:00.960 --> 01:34:02.041 No, no, I did. I didn't know it was coming right now. 2210 01:34:02.240 --> 01:34:03.287 That's why I kinda sold it so well. 2211 01:34:03.440 --> 01:34:05.169 But it doesn't matter. You guys were like... 2212 01:34:05.320 --> 01:34:06.765 "Holy shit!" 2213 01:34:07.200 --> 01:34:08.486 Yeah. <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SIGHS)</font></b> 2214 01:34:20.560 --> 01:34:22.801 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)</font></b> 2215 01:34:26.800 --> 01:34:28.086 Damn it, Mitchell! 2216 01:34:28.640 --> 01:34:29.641 Marco? 2217 01:34:31.000 --> 01:34:32.001 Polo. 2218 01:34:33.640 --> 01:34:35.642 Mitchell, are you getting a snack? 2219 01:34:37.440 --> 01:34:40.489 I'm so glad we can do stuff like this now that Kayla's in college. 2220 01:34:40.640 --> 01:34:42.847 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(LAUGHS)</font></b> I have no idea where you are. 2221 01:34:43.040 --> 01:34:45.850 I'm gonna do so much stuff to you when I find you. 2222 01:34:45.920 --> 01:34:47.410 Oh. Oh. 2223 01:34:47.480 --> 01:34:48.561 Marco. Polo. 2224 01:34:48.840 --> 01:34:49.966 Ah! Ah! <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(EXCLAIMS)</font></b> Polo! 2225 01:34:50.160 --> 01:34:51.446 I can't believe it, it took you forever! 2226 01:34:51.600 --> 01:34:53.443 I spent so much time on the stairs! 2227 01:34:53.600 --> 01:34:55.364 We're doing this. I know. We're, like, totally doing it. 2228 01:34:55.520 --> 01:34:57.284 Let's just get crazy. I don't know! It's hot. Whoo! 2229 01:34:57.680 --> 01:35:00.763 I want you to grab my balls, like Ron likes it, like hard. 2230 01:35:00.880 --> 01:35:01.927 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(SHRIEKS)</font></b> 2231 01:35:02.000 --> 01:35:03.525 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#D900D9">(BOTH SHRIEKING)</font></b> 2232 01:36:00.050 --> 01:37:00.666 <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#FFFF00">Subtitle By: explosiveskull & Re-Sync By: GoldenBeard</font></b> <b><font face="Rockwell" color="#00FFFF">& Improved By: Fidel33 Sub Upload Date: July 17, 2018</font></b>