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WEBVTT 1 00:00:19.603 --> 00:00:21.313 <i>♪ Pretty woman ♪</i> 2 00:00:21.396 --> 00:00:23.273 <i>♪ Walkin' down the street ♪</i> 3 00:00:23.357 --> 00:00:24.816 <i>♪ Pretty woman ♪</i> 4 00:00:24.900 --> 00:00:26.985 <i>♪ The kind I like to meet ♪</i> 5 00:00:27.069 --> 00:00:28.779 <i>♪ Pretty woman ♪</i> 6 00:00:29.613 --> 00:00:31.448 <i>♪ I don't believe you ♪</i> 7 00:00:31.532 --> 00:00:32.824 <i>♪ You're not the truth ♪</i> 8 00:00:33.408 --> 00:00:37.079 <i>♪ No one could look as good as you... ♪</i> 9 00:00:37.162 --> 00:00:38.580 <i>Don't you knock?</i> 10 00:00:39.081 --> 00:00:42.793 <i>Vivian, I'm gonna be in town until Sunday. I'd like you to spend the week with me.</i> 11 00:00:42.876 --> 00:00:44.169 <i>Holy shit!</i> 12 00:00:45.087 --> 00:00:46.505 <i>♪ Pretty woman... ♪</i> 13 00:00:47.673 --> 00:00:50.551 <i>Could you send up</i> <i>some champagne and strawberries, please?</i> 14 00:00:50.634 --> 00:00:51.552 <i>Vivian?</i> 15 00:00:52.177 --> 00:00:53.762 <i>Vivian, is that a yes?</i> 16 00:00:55.681 --> 00:00:56.682 <i>Yes.</i> 17 00:00:57.432 --> 00:01:01.019 - <i>Yes.</i> <i>- I'll be gone most of the day.</i> 18 00:01:01.103 --> 00:01:03.564 Wake up, Natalie. It's just a movie. 19 00:01:05.816 --> 00:01:06.942 Forget about men. 20 00:01:07.651 --> 00:01:08.944 Forget about love. 21 00:01:09.027 --> 00:01:12.239 In real life, girls like us don't get that. 22 00:01:12.322 --> 00:01:13.198 Why? 23 00:01:13.282 --> 00:01:15.617 Well, look in the mirror, darl. We're no Julia Roberts. 24 00:01:15.701 --> 00:01:16.618 We're not? 25 00:01:17.035 --> 00:01:19.371 That woman has got a million-dollar smile. 26 00:01:19.454 --> 00:01:21.790 She's got a gorgeous mane of hair. 27 00:01:21.873 --> 00:01:24.209 Okay, she might not have to bleach her mustache, 28 00:01:24.293 --> 00:01:26.753 but she hasn't even got room for a mustache. 29 00:01:26.837 --> 00:01:28.964 She's got a tiny little space here. 30 00:01:29.464 --> 00:01:31.425 They'll never make a movie about girls like us. 31 00:01:31.508 --> 00:01:32.467 - You know why? - Why? 32 00:01:32.551 --> 00:01:34.845 Because it would be so sad. 33 00:01:34.928 --> 00:01:37.389 They'd have to sprinkle Prozac on the popcorn 34 00:01:37.472 --> 00:01:39.099 or people would kill themselves. 35 00:01:41.560 --> 00:01:45.105 You see, Natalie, love's not a fairytale. There's no happy endings. 36 00:01:45.188 --> 00:01:47.983 - There is always gonna be a happy ending. - No, darling. 37 00:01:48.066 --> 00:01:50.652 Someone might marry you for a visa, that's about it. 38 00:01:51.528 --> 00:01:53.155 <i>♪ Yeah ♪</i> 39 00:01:53.238 --> 00:01:57.200 <i>♪ She's walkin' back to me ♪</i> 40 00:01:57.284 --> 00:02:00.537 <i>♪ Oh, oh ♪</i> 41 00:02:00.621 --> 00:02:02.414 <i>♪ Pretty woman ♪</i> 42 00:02:18.388 --> 00:02:19.222 Phew. 43 00:02:22.517 --> 00:02:24.895 Oh, Baxter, I need those. Hey. 44 00:02:26.146 --> 00:02:27.481 Baxter? Pyeow! 45 00:02:27.564 --> 00:02:28.982 Roll over. Play dead. 46 00:02:30.484 --> 00:02:31.943 Come here. 47 00:02:32.778 --> 00:02:34.029 Aah! 48 00:02:34.112 --> 00:02:35.572 Morning kiss for Mummy? 49 00:02:37.532 --> 00:02:38.909 Baxter? 50 00:02:51.046 --> 00:02:52.089 Oh, hi, Donny. 51 00:02:52.172 --> 00:02:55.467 Some girl taped this love note to my door. "To Big D." 52 00:02:55.550 --> 00:02:57.928 I think it's one of the many girls that are obsessed with you. 53 00:02:58.011 --> 00:03:00.180 Yeah, all... all right, I'll give it to my secretary. 54 00:03:00.263 --> 00:03:02.140 - Thanks. - Oh, you have a secre-- 55 00:03:21.868 --> 00:03:23.704 - Stop the cart! - What? 56 00:03:23.787 --> 00:03:25.706 - Stop it with your body! - Me? 57 00:03:25.789 --> 00:03:27.207 - Do it! - No, I can't! 58 00:03:27.290 --> 00:03:29.292 - My cart is valuable! - I can't! 59 00:03:29.376 --> 00:03:30.502 Stop the cart! 60 00:03:31.962 --> 00:03:32.796 Wow! 61 00:03:32.879 --> 00:03:34.840 You're built like a cement truck. 62 00:03:35.549 --> 00:03:36.925 Yeah. Thank you. 63 00:03:37.884 --> 00:03:39.594 That's what all the guys say. 64 00:03:52.774 --> 00:03:56.653 Hey, Nat, do me a favor, throw this away for me. I'm so busy. 65 00:03:56.737 --> 00:04:00.490 Uh, I'm kind of... busy too, but yeah, yeah. 66 00:04:00.991 --> 00:04:04.745 Natalie, the 3D printer is down. Can you call the IT guy? 67 00:04:04.828 --> 00:04:07.706 Donna, you know, technically you're the office manager, right? 68 00:04:07.831 --> 00:04:10.751 I do. Tell him it's not even turning on now. 69 00:04:10.834 --> 00:04:11.918 You're the best. 70 00:04:14.045 --> 00:04:15.422 Morning, Whit. 71 00:04:15.964 --> 00:04:17.758 - Hey. - Morning, boss. 72 00:04:17.841 --> 00:04:19.593 - Is he here yet? - No, not yet. 73 00:04:19.676 --> 00:04:21.887 You're gonna kill the Lewis pitch this morning. 74 00:04:22.304 --> 00:04:25.098 Okay, uh, I don't know whether I'm fully ready, but... 75 00:04:25.182 --> 00:04:26.224 Oh, no, I haven't... 76 00:04:26.308 --> 00:04:28.560 - Whoa. Hold that thought, he's here. - Maybe I shouldn't-- 77 00:04:29.269 --> 00:04:30.520 That's our new client? 78 00:04:30.604 --> 00:04:31.772 Why is he so beautiful? 79 00:04:31.855 --> 00:04:34.065 He's, like, CW hot. 80 00:04:34.149 --> 00:04:36.777 I just suddenly got the urge to catcall. 81 00:04:36.860 --> 00:04:39.279 Like, I... I don't whistle, but I just, like, wanna... 82 00:04:42.032 --> 00:04:44.910 Guys, please don't objectify the men in this office. 83 00:04:44.993 --> 00:04:46.953 Okay, I won't stand for it. 84 00:04:47.037 --> 00:04:48.789 So, you gonna pitch in there? 85 00:04:49.372 --> 00:04:50.874 I do-- I don't know. 86 00:04:50.957 --> 00:04:52.751 No one really cares about the parking garages. 87 00:04:52.834 --> 00:04:53.877 Mm-mm. 88 00:04:53.960 --> 00:04:56.963 No, no, no, no. You are not chickening out. It's a good idea. 89 00:04:57.047 --> 00:04:59.883 I don't know. Sometimes when I go into the big meetings, 90 00:04:59.966 --> 00:05:02.677 they just cut me off and I don't get my ideas out right, 91 00:05:02.761 --> 00:05:05.013 and everyone just thinks I'm the coffee bitch. 92 00:05:05.263 --> 00:05:08.266 Which is unfair, 'cause sometimes I bring donuts as well. 93 00:05:09.601 --> 00:05:11.603 Maybe I could just e-mail it. 94 00:05:11.686 --> 00:05:13.897 Oh, yeah, you're right, you could just e-mail it. 95 00:05:13.980 --> 00:05:16.191 That's a good idea, you should just sit down, 96 00:05:16.274 --> 00:05:18.318 not go in the big meeting, 97 00:05:18.401 --> 00:05:20.111 not present all your hard work. 98 00:05:20.195 --> 00:05:21.655 'Cause that would be awful, right? 99 00:05:21.738 --> 00:05:24.533 - Josh! - Everyone loving your great work, 100 00:05:24.616 --> 00:05:26.201 possibly getting a pay raise... 101 00:05:26.701 --> 00:05:27.994 everyone's respect. 102 00:05:28.078 --> 00:05:30.288 Everyone would be like, "Wow, Natalie, 103 00:05:30.372 --> 00:05:31.915 we love your idea! 104 00:05:31.998 --> 00:05:34.292 We're gonna give you all the money in the world!" 105 00:05:34.376 --> 00:05:35.961 Josh, stop being such an idiot! 106 00:05:36.044 --> 00:05:38.296 You're the most formidable architect in this firm. 107 00:05:38.380 --> 00:05:39.548 Oh, people are listening! 108 00:05:39.631 --> 00:05:40.507 Natalie? 109 00:05:41.258 --> 00:05:43.343 You gonna join us for our professional meeting? 110 00:05:44.052 --> 00:05:46.388 Yes, erm... Yes, I am, sorry. 111 00:05:46.847 --> 00:05:49.307 Kill it, Nat! 112 00:05:52.853 --> 00:05:54.187 Sorry about that. Excuse me. 113 00:05:57.732 --> 00:05:58.608 Oh, thanks, hon. 114 00:05:59.150 --> 00:06:00.902 - Oh, no, that's mi-- - Mm! 115 00:06:01.987 --> 00:06:03.905 Oh, goddamn it. 116 00:06:03.989 --> 00:06:05.532 Who puts whipped cream in a coffee? 117 00:06:05.615 --> 00:06:07.617 Do you mind? I'll just have a normal coffee. Thanks. 118 00:06:07.701 --> 00:06:09.077 I'm not an assistant, so... 119 00:06:09.160 --> 00:06:11.162 Archi-- Architect. I'm ju-- 120 00:06:11.246 --> 00:06:13.123 Yeah, er... But, erm... 121 00:06:14.249 --> 00:06:16.293 I'm also a team player and... 122 00:06:16.960 --> 00:06:19.504 I'd be very happy to get you another coffee. 123 00:06:19.588 --> 00:06:20.547 That'd be great. 124 00:06:22.257 --> 00:06:23.842 Um, be right back, everyone. 125 00:06:37.230 --> 00:06:38.231 Miss, yo? 126 00:06:38.315 --> 00:06:39.190 Yo? 127 00:06:40.400 --> 00:06:42.319 Dropped your glasses. Here you go. 128 00:06:42.402 --> 00:06:43.862 - Thank you. - I'm cheesing really hard. 129 00:06:43.945 --> 00:06:45.447 Are you-- Oh! 130 00:06:45.530 --> 00:06:46.698 - Come on! - Very sorry. 131 00:06:46.781 --> 00:06:50.619 So, it's not like I thought I was gonna be the star of the meeting, or anything. 132 00:06:50.702 --> 00:06:52.370 Like, I'm not that good. 133 00:06:52.454 --> 00:06:56.416 But even if I see him again, a guy like that, I'm just invisible to. 134 00:06:57.000 --> 00:07:00.587 - What do you mean, a guy like that? - You know, a nice guy with a nice life. 135 00:07:00.670 --> 00:07:02.797 I'm a nice guy. I see you. 136 00:07:03.506 --> 00:07:04.382 I've got a nice life. 137 00:07:05.091 --> 00:07:07.093 I do. I have a hybrid. 138 00:07:07.177 --> 00:07:08.511 Yeah, I know. I know. 139 00:07:08.595 --> 00:07:11.431 No, you know what I mean. Like, super rich, 140 00:07:11.514 --> 00:07:14.935 like, super successful, a super hunky guy. 141 00:07:15.018 --> 00:07:17.687 I'm just extra invisible to a guy like that, you know? 142 00:07:19.064 --> 00:07:20.190 Yeah, got it. 143 00:07:22.943 --> 00:07:26.947 You know, even if he noticed you, you wouldn't notice him noticing you. 144 00:07:27.030 --> 00:07:28.031 What does that mean? 145 00:07:29.324 --> 00:07:32.744 It means that you're... you're blind to love. You don't even see it. 146 00:07:33.912 --> 00:07:35.455 - No, I'm not. I just-- - Yeah. 147 00:07:35.538 --> 00:07:36.665 I don't need love. 148 00:07:37.332 --> 00:07:38.583 - What? - You just busted through 149 00:07:38.667 --> 00:07:40.418 that potential new couple back there. 150 00:07:40.877 --> 00:07:43.004 Yeah, they were about to have a moment, 151 00:07:43.088 --> 00:07:44.506 that spark was there, 152 00:07:44.589 --> 00:07:47.467 and you lowered your shoulder and plowed through 'em like a linebacker. 153 00:07:47.550 --> 00:07:49.344 Stop being an idiot, all right? 154 00:07:49.427 --> 00:07:51.805 - Oh. Have you been working out? - I have, yeah. 155 00:07:52.263 --> 00:07:54.808 - That's quite hard. Yeah. - Yeah. I've got an ab-blaster. 156 00:08:15.036 --> 00:08:18.289 Hey, Whitney, can you get me the... Whit? 157 00:08:19.708 --> 00:08:20.583 Whit? 158 00:08:21.626 --> 00:08:25.296 Um... Can you maybe stop watching full-length feature films in the office 159 00:08:25.380 --> 00:08:27.549 and just, like, do your job and assist me? 160 00:08:27.632 --> 00:08:28.508 Yes, okay. 161 00:08:29.509 --> 00:08:31.553 There are only, like, 43 minutes left, 162 00:08:31.636 --> 00:08:33.805 so maybe I'll just stop when it's over and then do it. 163 00:08:34.764 --> 00:08:36.683 I don't know how it ends. Do they end up together? 164 00:08:36.766 --> 00:08:40.228 This movie ends like all stupid rom-coms do. 165 00:08:40.311 --> 00:08:43.773 The girl gets the guy, and then, finally, that's what makes her happy. 166 00:08:43.857 --> 00:08:46.067 - Pyeow! - And what's wrong with that? 167 00:08:46.151 --> 00:08:48.570 Because she should be happy with other things in her life, 168 00:08:48.653 --> 00:08:51.114 like her great career that she's worked hard for. 169 00:08:51.197 --> 00:08:53.116 It's a romantic comedy. 170 00:08:53.199 --> 00:08:54.075 They're the best. 171 00:08:54.159 --> 00:08:55.994 I mean, life can be so sad. 172 00:08:56.077 --> 00:08:59.330 I try to wake up smiling, then I turn on the news and I'm like... 173 00:08:59.914 --> 00:09:02.584 And then I turn on <i>Sweet Home Alabama</i> and I'm like... 174 00:09:03.835 --> 00:09:06.921 I mean, have you seen that movie? It's literally a masterpiece. 175 00:09:07.005 --> 00:09:08.715 Masterpiece of shit. 176 00:09:08.798 --> 00:09:11.634 Whitney, all those movies are lies, set to terrible pop songs. 177 00:09:11.718 --> 00:09:13.845 I love those songs. And those movies are not lies. 178 00:09:13.928 --> 00:09:14.971 Ah, yes, they are. 179 00:09:15.055 --> 00:09:17.557 People waking up in bed with full hair and makeup. 180 00:09:17.640 --> 00:09:19.017 It's so unrealistic. 181 00:09:19.100 --> 00:09:22.270 Every time someone puts on a pair of pants, it turns into a whole montage. 182 00:09:22.353 --> 00:09:24.105 Yeah, 'cause trying on clothes is fun. 183 00:09:24.189 --> 00:09:25.148 For you. 184 00:09:25.231 --> 00:09:27.984 Yeah, what about how there's always, like, some main chick, 185 00:09:28.068 --> 00:09:29.319 and she's super clumsy. 186 00:09:29.402 --> 00:09:31.154 She's always like... "Oh! Whoops!" 187 00:09:31.237 --> 00:09:33.865 And everyone goes, "She's so charming." 188 00:09:33.948 --> 00:09:37.994 No. In real life, people'd think she had muscular dystrophy. 189 00:09:38.078 --> 00:09:39.913 Your flaws are what make you beautiful. 190 00:09:39.996 --> 00:09:43.666 Uh, your flaws are what make you ugly. That's why they're called flaws. 191 00:09:43.750 --> 00:09:45.376 And then, like, in those movies, 192 00:09:45.460 --> 00:09:47.295 when there are two women in the same workplace, 193 00:09:47.378 --> 00:09:48.922 they have to be, like, mortal enemies. 194 00:09:49.005 --> 00:09:51.382 Look at us. Like, I love you, I think you're the best. 195 00:09:52.008 --> 00:09:54.844 The idea that two women can't root for each other at work 196 00:09:54.928 --> 00:09:55.929 is just disgusting. 197 00:09:56.554 --> 00:10:00.850 And apparently, there's no HR at any of those businesses in rom-com world, 198 00:10:00.934 --> 00:10:02.977 because there's no diversity, 199 00:10:03.061 --> 00:10:05.605 and people are always boning their co-workers. 200 00:10:05.688 --> 00:10:08.817 Oh, and don't even get me started about the cliché gay best friend 201 00:10:08.900 --> 00:10:12.821 whose sole purpose in the story is just to help the main hot chick. 202 00:10:12.904 --> 00:10:14.531 And, like, does he have a job? 203 00:10:14.614 --> 00:10:17.450 Like, what's going on in his life? Who cares? 204 00:10:17.534 --> 00:10:19.577 It's so insulting, don't you think? 205 00:10:19.661 --> 00:10:22.163 And then they always have some stupid voiceover 206 00:10:22.247 --> 00:10:24.499 that comes on to tell you what you're supposed to think. 207 00:10:24.582 --> 00:10:26.668 You know what I think? Act better. 208 00:10:26.751 --> 00:10:28.503 For someone who hates romantic comedies, 209 00:10:28.586 --> 00:10:30.755 you have certainly thought about this a lot. 210 00:10:31.131 --> 00:10:32.423 Okay, don't wait for me. 211 00:10:32.507 --> 00:10:35.260 What about how, at the end of those rom-coms, 212 00:10:35.343 --> 00:10:38.721 they always do this stupid, like, slow motion running sequence? 213 00:10:38.805 --> 00:10:41.599 Aah! Aah! 214 00:10:41.683 --> 00:10:44.602 And, like, they're trying to break up a wedding or get their lover back. 215 00:10:44.686 --> 00:10:45.728 Well, guess what? 216 00:10:45.812 --> 00:10:47.313 He doesn't love you. 217 00:10:47.397 --> 00:10:49.691 That's why he's not currently with you or marrying you. 218 00:10:49.774 --> 00:10:52.402 He does love you, and he's there to complete you. 219 00:10:53.403 --> 00:10:55.238 Mind if I come in? What are we talkin' about? 220 00:10:55.321 --> 00:10:58.408 Natalie's been saying that romantic comedies are bad. 221 00:10:58.491 --> 00:10:59.617 For three hours. 222 00:10:59.701 --> 00:11:00.869 Yeah, 'cause they're toxic. 223 00:11:00.952 --> 00:11:02.495 Are you kidding me? 224 00:11:03.163 --> 00:11:04.706 Have you seen <i>Notting Hill?</i> 225 00:11:04.789 --> 00:11:06.457 Have you seen <i>13 Going on 30?</i> 226 00:11:07.667 --> 00:11:09.377 I put those in my high school time capsule. 227 00:11:09.460 --> 00:11:11.671 - This is a man, I love this man. - That and my hacky sack. 228 00:11:12.130 --> 00:11:13.423 You two are so soft. 229 00:11:13.506 --> 00:11:16.050 You know, she just, uh... She hates happy endings. 230 00:11:16.134 --> 00:11:18.052 Because it's not the end. 231 00:11:18.136 --> 00:11:21.598 They stop it there because what happens next is, like, really shit. 232 00:11:21.681 --> 00:11:23.308 Nobody'll wanna see that. 233 00:11:23.391 --> 00:11:25.393 It's unhealthy for little girls to watch that stuff 234 00:11:25.476 --> 00:11:26.978 and think that's how life's gonna be. 235 00:11:27.061 --> 00:11:31.858 I think it's nice to be reminded of how beautiful and full of love life can be. 236 00:11:31.941 --> 00:11:32.775 Nope. 237 00:11:33.443 --> 00:11:36.654 Hey, so I know you hate it, but it is... 238 00:11:36.738 --> 00:11:38.907 <i>♪ Karaoke night ♪</i> 239 00:11:38.990 --> 00:11:40.200 <i>♪ Tonight ♪</i> 240 00:11:40.617 --> 00:11:42.911 - When? Uh... - Tonight. Would you like to come? 241 00:11:42.994 --> 00:11:45.330 Or we could do something less embarrassing, 242 00:11:45.413 --> 00:11:47.540 like trampoline nude in public? 243 00:11:47.624 --> 00:11:48.875 Okay, well... 244 00:11:49.834 --> 00:11:50.960 could've just said no. 245 00:12:01.554 --> 00:12:04.265 Um, can I just... just quickly tell you one more thing 246 00:12:04.349 --> 00:12:06.142 that romantic comedies have taught me? 247 00:12:06.226 --> 00:12:08.186 - No. No! - Come on. 248 00:12:08.853 --> 00:12:10.021 Listen to me. 249 00:12:10.104 --> 00:12:11.648 - What? - You're friendzoning Josh. 250 00:12:11.731 --> 00:12:13.691 No I'm not. No. No, no, no. 251 00:12:13.775 --> 00:12:15.693 No, Josh doesn't like me like that. 252 00:12:15.777 --> 00:12:16.945 You sure about that? 253 00:12:17.028 --> 00:12:17.987 Yeah, I'm sure. 254 00:12:18.071 --> 00:12:19.906 Do you know how many times a day I catch him 255 00:12:19.989 --> 00:12:23.076 gawking at that half-dressed model out there? 256 00:12:23.159 --> 00:12:26.871 You know, she's like, "Ooh. Look, I'm so sexy. 257 00:12:27.372 --> 00:12:30.250 I just want a man to buy me a salad. Ooh!" 258 00:12:30.625 --> 00:12:33.836 You know, but I don't have that, so that's fine. You know? 259 00:12:33.920 --> 00:12:38.132 I think people would have an easier time seeing you, Natalie, 260 00:12:38.216 --> 00:12:39.676 if you were a little more open. 261 00:13:17.630 --> 00:13:21.509 <i>Ladies and gentlemen, t</i> <i>he train approaching does not stop here.</i> 262 00:13:21.592 --> 00:13:23.678 <i>Please stand back from the platform edge.</i> 263 00:13:24.429 --> 00:13:25.388 Oh, hey. 264 00:13:25.972 --> 00:13:27.223 You get off here too? 265 00:13:27.307 --> 00:13:28.766 Oh. Hi. 266 00:13:28.850 --> 00:13:30.059 I'm Jack. 267 00:13:30.143 --> 00:13:32.645 Natalie. Uh, Nat, like the bug. 268 00:13:32.729 --> 00:13:33.980 That's funny. 269 00:13:37.275 --> 00:13:38.151 Give me the purse! 270 00:13:38.234 --> 00:13:40.278 - My purse! - Come on, give it to me! 271 00:13:42.739 --> 00:13:44.157 Come on! Give it! 272 00:13:47.535 --> 00:13:49.162 Bitch! 273 00:13:49.245 --> 00:13:52.165 Oh! Come on, I've got three kids to feed! 274 00:13:52.248 --> 00:13:53.666 You look like you've known struggle. 275 00:13:54.417 --> 00:13:56.127 Can you help me out? Please? 276 00:13:57.754 --> 00:13:59.922 Ha ha, sucker! I don't even have any kids. 277 00:14:02.300 --> 00:14:04.260 Why does this shit always happen to me? 278 00:14:32.914 --> 00:14:35.541 Wow. You took quite a spill. 279 00:14:36.125 --> 00:14:38.336 Uh, no. Um... 280 00:14:40.338 --> 00:14:43.424 I got mugged by this childless sociopath. 281 00:14:43.508 --> 00:14:45.009 We need to call the police, 282 00:14:45.093 --> 00:14:47.720 and maybe I should do a sketch, so I just-- 283 00:14:47.804 --> 00:14:50.765 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, just slow down, lovely. 284 00:14:52.975 --> 00:14:54.060 Where am I? 285 00:14:54.143 --> 00:14:55.603 You're in the emergency room. 286 00:14:55.686 --> 00:14:58.856 This isn't an emergency room, this is a Williams-Sonoma. 287 00:14:58.940 --> 00:15:01.484 Okay, sit back, relax. 288 00:15:01.567 --> 00:15:02.902 Just let me examine you. 289 00:15:03.653 --> 00:15:05.071 Okay. 290 00:15:09.033 --> 00:15:10.201 Oh, dear. 291 00:15:10.576 --> 00:15:11.411 What's wrong? 292 00:15:11.994 --> 00:15:13.204 Well, it's your eyes. 293 00:15:13.287 --> 00:15:14.872 You're quite beautiful. 294 00:15:15.832 --> 00:15:17.250 Did I die? 295 00:15:17.333 --> 00:15:21.337 You are, like, way too hot to be a doctor, and saying really creepy things to me. 296 00:15:21.421 --> 00:15:23.464 I am so enjoying my time with you. 297 00:15:23.548 --> 00:15:25.591 - Why? - Yeah. 298 00:15:25.675 --> 00:15:26.843 Wait. I know what's going on. 299 00:15:26.926 --> 00:15:28.344 You're working with that subway guy. 300 00:15:28.428 --> 00:15:31.055 First he knocks me out, and then you try to steal my kidneys! 301 00:15:31.139 --> 00:15:33.724 - What? - Security! Please, I need help! 302 00:15:33.808 --> 00:15:35.059 Well, if you really wanna leave, 303 00:15:35.143 --> 00:15:37.687 I'm sorry to say that your clothes were completely ruined. 304 00:15:37.770 --> 00:15:40.898 But don't worry. We picked some things out from the lost and found for you. 305 00:15:51.492 --> 00:15:52.952 Josh, um, can you call me? 306 00:15:53.035 --> 00:15:54.745 I was mugged and I don't... 307 00:15:55.413 --> 00:15:57.290 I don't know, maybe I was harvested for my eggs. 308 00:15:57.373 --> 00:15:59.459 I don't know. Please, um, just call me back, okay? 309 00:16:00.126 --> 00:16:01.878 Hey, pretty woman. 310 00:16:02.462 --> 00:16:03.421 Good morning. 311 00:16:03.921 --> 00:16:04.839 Oh. 312 00:16:09.886 --> 00:16:11.220 Love your outfit. 313 00:16:11.929 --> 00:16:12.847 Very chic. 314 00:16:21.355 --> 00:16:22.899 This is really weird. 315 00:16:23.357 --> 00:16:24.942 <i>- ♪ Makin' my way downtown ♪</i> - Oh! 316 00:16:28.696 --> 00:16:30.490 - Good God! Are you okay? - Aaah! 317 00:16:31.282 --> 00:16:32.992 You... What the... 318 00:16:33.075 --> 00:16:34.368 I am so sorry. 319 00:16:34.452 --> 00:16:36.537 My driver was probably distracted by you. 320 00:16:37.872 --> 00:16:40.082 Wow, you're... you're quite beguiling, aren't you? 321 00:16:40.833 --> 00:16:42.084 Why are you now Australian? 322 00:16:42.168 --> 00:16:44.879 - I'm Australian, so it comes out that way. - No, no, no. 323 00:16:44.962 --> 00:16:46.881 You weren't Australian this morning 324 00:16:46.964 --> 00:16:49.342 when you saw my cup of whipped cream with a dollop of coffee. 325 00:16:49.425 --> 00:16:51.636 I find it impossible to believe that we've met before 326 00:16:51.719 --> 00:16:54.222 - and I don't remember you. - Oh, what's going on? 327 00:16:54.931 --> 00:16:55.932 Are you okay? 328 00:16:56.015 --> 00:16:57.850 No! Don't you smell what's happening? 329 00:16:57.934 --> 00:16:59.977 New York doesn't smell like shit anymore. 330 00:17:00.061 --> 00:17:01.771 Everything smells like lavender. 331 00:17:01.854 --> 00:17:03.356 I think you might have hit your head. 332 00:17:03.439 --> 00:17:06.692 Why don't we check you in at the doctor, maybe? Or just take you home? 333 00:17:07.360 --> 00:17:08.945 Something is really wrong. 334 00:17:09.028 --> 00:17:10.488 Okay, well, why don't you, um... 335 00:17:11.072 --> 00:17:13.366 Why don't you let me take you home? I'm not gonna hurt you. 336 00:17:13.449 --> 00:17:15.284 Let's... Let's get you home, though. 337 00:17:15.368 --> 00:17:17.119 I'll give you a ride, okay? 338 00:17:19.580 --> 00:17:21.499 Champagne and strawberries. 339 00:17:22.250 --> 00:17:24.877 Dom Pérignon once said it was like tasting the stars. 340 00:17:25.378 --> 00:17:26.754 Did you know he was a monk? 341 00:17:28.422 --> 00:17:29.715 And we're here. 342 00:17:29.799 --> 00:17:32.134 What? How... how did we get here so fast? 343 00:17:32.218 --> 00:17:33.803 That was, like, 18 seconds. 344 00:17:41.519 --> 00:17:43.688 Someone's really cleaned up the street. 345 00:17:46.732 --> 00:17:48.150 Those wedding dresses. 346 00:17:48.234 --> 00:17:49.944 Those weren't there before. 347 00:17:50.653 --> 00:17:52.655 And who put all these flowers everywhere? 348 00:17:53.531 --> 00:17:54.991 Ooh, bless you. 349 00:17:55.074 --> 00:17:57.368 Oh, doubles, double blessings. 350 00:17:57.451 --> 00:17:59.787 Oh, three times! That's lucky. 351 00:17:59.870 --> 00:18:00.955 Oh, I'm allergic. 352 00:18:01.038 --> 00:18:03.416 You sure I can't get you something? Maybe a hanky or a tissue? 353 00:18:03.499 --> 00:18:05.793 I think I just, erm... I need to lie down. 354 00:18:06.168 --> 00:18:08.254 I'll be... I'll be totally fine then. 355 00:18:08.337 --> 00:18:09.880 - Okay. - Erm... Uh... 356 00:18:09.964 --> 00:18:10.965 Thank you, I just... 357 00:18:11.048 --> 00:18:14.594 I have no idea why you're being so nice to me. I just... 358 00:18:15.553 --> 00:18:18.014 I don't get it, but thanks. 359 00:18:18.973 --> 00:18:19.849 Well, erm... 360 00:18:21.142 --> 00:18:22.101 Hold on a second. 361 00:18:27.523 --> 00:18:29.066 If you need anything, 362 00:18:29.150 --> 00:18:30.067 anything at all... 363 00:18:33.487 --> 00:18:35.281 don't hesitate to... 364 00:18:36.532 --> 00:18:39.368 give me a call on my cellular... 365 00:18:39.452 --> 00:18:41.454 telephone... device. 366 00:18:41.537 --> 00:18:43.039 Yeah. That's my number. 367 00:18:44.040 --> 00:18:46.125 That's very charming. 368 00:18:46.208 --> 00:18:47.918 But you do realize there's, like... 369 00:18:49.045 --> 00:18:52.173 3.6 million permutations of how this could go together? 370 00:18:52.256 --> 00:18:54.175 But there's only one you, so... 371 00:18:54.717 --> 00:18:57.136 Right. That doesn't really make sense. 372 00:18:58.804 --> 00:19:00.973 Neither does the way I'm feelin' about you right now. 373 00:19:01.098 --> 00:19:02.183 But, uh... 374 00:19:02.266 --> 00:19:04.393 That still doesn't change the math, though. 375 00:19:04.477 --> 00:19:06.937 Just to be clear, I cannot call you. 376 00:19:07.021 --> 00:19:08.481 Are you feeling what I'm feeling? 377 00:19:08.564 --> 00:19:09.607 No! 378 00:19:09.940 --> 00:19:10.816 Call me! 379 00:19:13.277 --> 00:19:15.279 Josh, I'm not kidding, can you call me? 380 00:19:16.030 --> 00:19:18.949 Did you set this all up because I didn't go to karaoke with you? 381 00:19:41.180 --> 00:19:42.682 Oh, sorry. 382 00:19:42.765 --> 00:19:45.226 I just walked into the wrong apartment. Leav-- Leaving. 383 00:19:45.893 --> 00:19:46.894 Sorry. 384 00:20:08.958 --> 00:20:10.042 Oh. 385 00:20:14.922 --> 00:20:16.799 Thank you. These are lovely. 386 00:20:19.969 --> 00:20:21.095 Holy shit. 387 00:20:22.346 --> 00:20:25.057 Okay, you can come out now... 388 00:20:25.433 --> 00:20:27.184 Whatever reality show this is. 389 00:20:27.268 --> 00:20:28.561 You guys win! 390 00:20:29.061 --> 00:20:31.230 I'm gonna love it, not list it. Pfft. 391 00:20:33.065 --> 00:20:34.567 Hello? 392 00:20:35.568 --> 00:20:36.736 Baxter? 393 00:20:36.819 --> 00:20:38.946 Baxter, come here, pups. Come here. 394 00:20:39.613 --> 00:20:40.781 Is that you, Baxter? 395 00:20:42.199 --> 00:20:43.284 Pyeoo! 396 00:20:48.330 --> 00:20:49.832 You've never done that before. 397 00:20:53.335 --> 00:20:55.337 - 911, what's your emergency? <i>- Yeah.</i> 398 00:20:55.421 --> 00:20:57.339 I've, erm, been robbed, sort of. 399 00:20:58.007 --> 00:20:59.341 Someone's broken into my apartment 400 00:20:59.425 --> 00:21:01.302 and... stretched it. 401 00:21:02.219 --> 00:21:04.096 And they've taken everything and... 402 00:21:04.180 --> 00:21:06.307 replaced it all with much nicer stuff. 403 00:21:06.390 --> 00:21:08.476 Okay, ma'am, this doesn't sound like an emergency. 404 00:21:08.559 --> 00:21:10.519 This sounds like you've got it together. 405 00:21:15.566 --> 00:21:17.234 <i>Ma'am, are you there?</i> 406 00:21:17.318 --> 00:21:19.820 This is every pair of shoes ever made. 407 00:21:19.904 --> 00:21:22.948 I don't normally wear heels because of the uneven weight distribution, 408 00:21:23.032 --> 00:21:25.576 but these are incredible. 409 00:21:26.118 --> 00:21:28.704 And they're... they're all in my size. 410 00:21:28.788 --> 00:21:30.164 <i>So let me get this straight.</i> 411 00:21:30.247 --> 00:21:32.374 Your emergency is that your apartment is too big, 412 00:21:32.458 --> 00:21:34.001 you have every shoe you could ever want, 413 00:21:34.084 --> 00:21:35.753 and they all fit your cute feet. 414 00:21:36.045 --> 00:21:37.797 - Yeah, exactly, that's what I-- - Bye. 415 00:21:43.219 --> 00:21:45.387 - Why are we screaming? - Donny! 416 00:21:45.471 --> 00:21:47.014 How did you get in here? 417 00:21:47.097 --> 00:21:50.476 Someone said "Gay Beetlejuice" three times, and then I magically appeared. 418 00:21:50.559 --> 00:21:51.936 How do you think I got in here? 419 00:21:52.019 --> 00:21:55.439 With the key you gave me, 'cause I'm your favorite neighbor. 420 00:21:55.523 --> 00:21:56.690 Why are you talking like that? 421 00:21:56.774 --> 00:21:58.609 Erm, talking like what? 422 00:21:58.692 --> 00:22:00.444 Like an offensive version of a gay guy. 423 00:22:00.528 --> 00:22:03.113 Miss Girl Thing Bouffant, please. 424 00:22:03.197 --> 00:22:04.782 You sound and look like an alien 425 00:22:04.865 --> 00:22:06.450 who's faking being gay. 426 00:22:06.534 --> 00:22:07.993 Oh, my God! Pop a Tic Tac and move it! 427 00:22:08.452 --> 00:22:11.539 You've gotta get to work to get crackin' on that big presentation! 428 00:22:11.622 --> 00:22:13.749 - What presentation? - Um, I don't know. 429 00:22:13.833 --> 00:22:14.917 The big presentation. 430 00:22:15.000 --> 00:22:17.086 Which is what my boyfriend calls me in the sack, PS. 431 00:22:18.212 --> 00:22:20.047 Okay, booch, change out of whatever this is. 432 00:22:20.130 --> 00:22:23.968 I'm gonna drop you off at the office on the way to my no plans whatsoever! 433 00:22:25.511 --> 00:22:26.512 Oh! 434 00:22:27.263 --> 00:22:28.639 I love you so much. 435 00:22:29.765 --> 00:22:31.392 Can you hear me when I say that? 436 00:22:31.725 --> 00:22:32.726 How about now? 437 00:22:32.810 --> 00:22:34.353 <i>♪ Makin' my way downtown ♪</i> 438 00:22:34.436 --> 00:22:35.688 <i>♪ Walkin' fast ♪</i> 439 00:22:35.771 --> 00:22:37.731 <i>♪ Faces pass and I'm homebound ♪</i> 440 00:22:38.858 --> 00:22:40.526 Is this how you normally get to work? 441 00:22:40.609 --> 00:22:42.278 Erm, if I had a job, yeah. 442 00:22:43.737 --> 00:22:45.447 Are you gonna get a job? 443 00:22:46.323 --> 00:22:50.911 <i>♪ 'Cause you know I'd walk A thousand miles ♪</i> 444 00:22:50.995 --> 00:22:54.707 <i>♪ If I could just see you ♪</i> 445 00:23:02.214 --> 00:23:05.009 Hey, Nat. Let me lighten your load and grab that for you. 446 00:23:05.092 --> 00:23:06.886 Oh, uh, I wasn't fully done with that... 447 00:23:06.969 --> 00:23:09.638 Hey, Natalie, your 3D printer was running a little bit slow, 448 00:23:09.722 --> 00:23:11.765 so I had IT come by and step it up for you, you know? 449 00:23:11.849 --> 00:23:13.017 Just preventative maintenance. 450 00:23:13.100 --> 00:23:14.518 Oh, you had something fixed for me. 451 00:23:14.602 --> 00:23:17.146 Yeah, I'm the office manager and you're the star architect. 452 00:23:17.229 --> 00:23:18.814 How else would it be, silly? 453 00:23:21.150 --> 00:23:22.443 Oh, Whitney... 454 00:23:23.110 --> 00:23:25.988 Oh, er... Wow, you look really, really different. 455 00:23:26.071 --> 00:23:28.908 Erm, you have to explain to me what on earth is going on here. 456 00:23:28.991 --> 00:23:32.620 I don't have to explain shit to you. I don't work for you. 457 00:23:33.120 --> 00:23:35.915 Technically, you... Actually, you're my assistant, so... 458 00:23:35.998 --> 00:23:37.499 I know you, you know... 459 00:23:37.583 --> 00:23:41.420 I don't like to say "I'm the boss!" or anything, but, uh, you're my assistant. 460 00:23:41.503 --> 00:23:44.131 That's literally the funniest thing I've ever heard. 461 00:23:44.214 --> 00:23:45.925 - What? - Me working for you. 462 00:23:46.550 --> 00:23:48.761 Let me put it in terms that you can understand. 463 00:23:48.844 --> 00:23:51.263 You're going down, bitch. 464 00:24:02.358 --> 00:24:03.233 - Natalie! - Oh! 465 00:24:03.317 --> 00:24:05.653 Oh, I scared you so bad. 466 00:24:06.070 --> 00:24:07.404 What's up? I got your message. 467 00:24:07.488 --> 00:24:08.906 Thank God, you're still you. 468 00:24:09.323 --> 00:24:10.741 Okay. Okay, normal. 469 00:24:10.824 --> 00:24:12.576 Yep, yeah, normal Josh. 470 00:24:12.660 --> 00:24:14.161 Okay, I really need your help. 471 00:24:14.954 --> 00:24:16.246 What's goin' on? 472 00:24:16.330 --> 00:24:17.790 I got mugged last night. 473 00:24:17.873 --> 00:24:19.541 And suddenly, my apartment is tits, 474 00:24:19.625 --> 00:24:22.753 and my neighbor Donny is setting gay rights back, like, a hundred years. 475 00:24:22.836 --> 00:24:24.880 And Whitney is giving me resting murder face. 476 00:24:24.964 --> 00:24:26.006 Nat, are you okay? 477 00:24:26.090 --> 00:24:29.760 No, my dog is now clean and guys look at me in the eyes. 478 00:24:30.928 --> 00:24:32.805 - See? - Hey, guys. 479 00:24:33.597 --> 00:24:35.307 I think that's a good thing though, right? 480 00:24:35.391 --> 00:24:38.519 Uh... Maybe in theory, but this is some kind of parallel universe. 481 00:24:38.978 --> 00:24:40.396 This isn't our office. 482 00:24:40.813 --> 00:24:41.897 Josh, it's not. 483 00:24:41.981 --> 00:24:43.482 Look, it's not real. 484 00:24:43.565 --> 00:24:45.317 I think I might be going crazy. 485 00:24:45.442 --> 00:24:48.487 Hey, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Come on. 486 00:24:52.616 --> 00:24:53.826 Hey, it's okay. 487 00:24:53.909 --> 00:24:57.037 You... You're a lot of things, but you are not crazy. 488 00:24:57.121 --> 00:24:58.122 So... 489 00:24:58.205 --> 00:24:59.623 So you see it, too. 490 00:25:00.082 --> 00:25:02.668 Oh! Yeah, thank God. 491 00:25:02.751 --> 00:25:05.337 I think we should get out of here before they bite us 492 00:25:05.421 --> 00:25:07.923 - or impregnate us-- - Okay, yeah. Let's get you some air. 493 00:25:08.007 --> 00:25:09.717 No one's gonna impregnate us. Come on. 494 00:25:11.468 --> 00:25:13.762 See? Doesn't this all feel really weird? 495 00:25:14.138 --> 00:25:16.932 Okay, you have to calm down, okay? 496 00:25:17.016 --> 00:25:19.309 Just... Just take a breath 497 00:25:19.685 --> 00:25:21.228 of this sweet, sweet, New York air. 498 00:25:24.773 --> 00:25:26.984 Okay, you're still looking at me like I'm crazy. 499 00:25:27.735 --> 00:25:30.446 Please, just don't commit me to some super beautiful insane asylum. 500 00:25:30.529 --> 00:25:31.989 I don't think you're crazy. 501 00:25:32.406 --> 00:25:34.116 But what you were telling me is... 502 00:25:34.742 --> 00:25:36.368 a little cuckoo. 503 00:25:36.785 --> 00:25:39.079 But since you are the one saying it, I believe you. 504 00:25:39.163 --> 00:25:40.581 - I'll help you, okay? - Okay. 505 00:25:40.664 --> 00:25:41.790 Let's figure this out. 506 00:25:42.332 --> 00:25:44.793 All right, well, maybe if I retrace my steps 507 00:25:44.877 --> 00:25:47.212 from last night, we could... 508 00:25:48.255 --> 00:25:49.173 Is that woman choking? 509 00:25:49.256 --> 00:25:51.717 No, she's just being dramatic. 510 00:25:51.800 --> 00:25:53.010 I choke all the time. 511 00:25:53.093 --> 00:25:54.470 You know when you put those candies 512 00:25:54.553 --> 00:25:56.847 - in the back of your mouth and... - Sh, sh, sh, sh. 513 00:25:57.639 --> 00:25:59.224 Josh? 514 00:25:59.308 --> 00:26:00.976 - Josh? - Stand up, stand up. 515 00:26:01.060 --> 00:26:02.144 Hey, Josh? 516 00:26:05.314 --> 00:26:06.565 Is that really necessary? 517 00:26:08.400 --> 00:26:10.778 Okay. She's okay. 518 00:26:17.993 --> 00:26:18.827 Hi. 519 00:26:19.536 --> 00:26:20.412 Hi. 520 00:26:21.371 --> 00:26:22.623 You saved my life. 521 00:26:23.290 --> 00:26:24.374 I can't thank you enough. 522 00:26:25.959 --> 00:26:26.835 Josh. 523 00:26:26.919 --> 00:26:28.504 That is such a beautiful name. 524 00:26:29.338 --> 00:26:31.090 Josssssh. 525 00:26:31.340 --> 00:26:34.009 I like how you say it. Josh! 526 00:26:34.093 --> 00:26:36.095 I don't know. I think it's kinda... ordinary. 527 00:26:36.178 --> 00:26:37.054 No. 528 00:26:37.137 --> 00:26:38.847 I love ordinary. 529 00:26:38.931 --> 00:26:39.807 - You do? - Yes. 530 00:26:39.890 --> 00:26:42.017 Okay, well, I am a very ordinary guy. 531 00:26:42.101 --> 00:26:44.269 I am a seven across the board. 532 00:26:44.353 --> 00:26:45.687 That's perfect. 533 00:26:45.771 --> 00:26:47.189 Oh, so... 534 00:26:48.482 --> 00:26:51.193 What do you do? That's a thing an ordinary guy would ask. 535 00:26:51.276 --> 00:26:52.653 I'm a yoga ambassador. 536 00:26:53.362 --> 00:26:54.363 Namaste. 537 00:26:54.446 --> 00:26:55.280 Namaste. 538 00:26:55.823 --> 00:26:58.033 But my real job is... I'm a swimsuit model. 539 00:26:58.117 --> 00:27:01.120 - That makes sense. - But really, I'm a role model. 540 00:27:01.203 --> 00:27:03.831 Because I believe in giving back to the underprivileged. 541 00:27:03.914 --> 00:27:05.207 I'm underprivileged. 542 00:27:05.290 --> 00:27:07.751 - All right! Oh! Oh, hey! - You're so... 543 00:27:07.835 --> 00:27:09.086 - Hey! - You're so funny! 544 00:27:09.169 --> 00:27:12.464 Oh, oh. Sorry. Hey. This is my best friend, Natalie. 545 00:27:12.548 --> 00:27:13.966 Natalie, this is... 546 00:27:14.633 --> 00:27:16.009 - Isabella Stone. - You're from the... 547 00:27:16.093 --> 00:27:17.427 - Hi. - You're from the billboard. 548 00:27:17.511 --> 00:27:19.429 - You are? - You are from the billboard. 549 00:27:19.513 --> 00:27:21.890 - So who are you? - Natalie. 550 00:27:21.974 --> 00:27:23.350 Good to meet you. Um, I... I... 551 00:27:23.934 --> 00:27:26.436 I don't... I can't believe I'm gonna do this, but... 552 00:27:27.312 --> 00:27:29.731 Would a man like you ever... 553 00:27:29.815 --> 00:27:31.775 have a drink with a girl like me? 554 00:27:34.653 --> 00:27:36.029 Oh, let me think about it. 555 00:27:37.698 --> 00:27:39.700 Yes. I will meet you back at the office. 556 00:27:39.783 --> 00:27:40.826 - Really? - Yeah. 557 00:27:40.909 --> 00:27:41.994 - Wait. - Okay, great. 558 00:27:42.077 --> 00:27:43.078 - Let me get my bag. - Josh. 559 00:27:43.162 --> 00:27:44.997 - Technically, you almost died. - Yeah, I did. 560 00:27:45.080 --> 00:27:47.166 - You saved me. - Josh? Josh? We have to make the plan. 561 00:27:47.249 --> 00:27:48.959 I just wanna make sure she's okay. 562 00:27:49.042 --> 00:27:50.043 She's fine. 563 00:27:50.127 --> 00:27:52.045 She... She's laughing, she's fine. 564 00:27:52.629 --> 00:27:54.756 Yeah, and also, you don't know her. 565 00:27:55.507 --> 00:27:57.968 Why not be open to something new, right? 566 00:27:58.677 --> 00:27:59.678 See ya. 567 00:28:02.472 --> 00:28:04.474 Er... er... 568 00:28:06.935 --> 00:28:07.853 Hey. 569 00:28:08.729 --> 00:28:10.189 Oh, I'm so-- I'm sorry. I-- Uh... 570 00:28:10.272 --> 00:28:11.982 - You must think I'm-- - Adorable. 571 00:28:19.239 --> 00:28:20.449 Okay, get a grip. 572 00:28:20.532 --> 00:28:21.950 Let's just think about this. 573 00:28:23.535 --> 00:28:26.496 I have an amazing apartment and a super cute dog. 574 00:28:27.164 --> 00:28:28.457 A gay sidekick. 575 00:28:29.208 --> 00:28:31.460 I have a great job, but the only woman that works with me 576 00:28:31.543 --> 00:28:32.753 has now become my mortal enemy. 577 00:28:33.253 --> 00:28:34.087 Oh! 578 00:28:34.171 --> 00:28:37.216 I keep falling down all the time. 579 00:28:37.883 --> 00:28:39.885 And I'm talking to myself out loud. 580 00:28:41.970 --> 00:28:44.640 I think I'm trapped in a... 581 00:28:48.185 --> 00:28:50.646 My life has become a... 582 00:28:52.481 --> 00:28:53.690 Come on! 583 00:28:53.774 --> 00:28:55.651 What did I do to deserve this? 584 00:28:56.193 --> 00:28:58.820 My life's become a... 585 00:28:59.821 --> 00:29:00.739 ...romantic comedy! 586 00:29:05.953 --> 00:29:08.497 And it's... PG-13! 587 00:29:17.839 --> 00:29:19.925 Excuse me. I need your help. 588 00:29:20.008 --> 00:29:21.843 I need the surveillance footage from last night, 589 00:29:21.927 --> 00:29:24.930 so I can find my mugger, so that, um, he can fight me a little bit, 590 00:29:25.013 --> 00:29:26.098 knock me unconscious, 591 00:29:26.181 --> 00:29:29.851 and then I can leave this unbearable romantic world. 592 00:29:29.935 --> 00:29:32.604 I don't know what you're talkin' about. You sound crazy as hell. 593 00:29:32.688 --> 00:29:33.605 Please. 594 00:29:34.231 --> 00:29:36.149 I just need access to the surveillance footage. 595 00:29:36.233 --> 00:29:37.693 Well, you ain't getting the surveillance footage. 596 00:29:37.776 --> 00:29:39.778 - Why not? - Get away from me. You're crazy as hell. 597 00:29:50.580 --> 00:29:51.707 Hey! Oh... 598 00:29:51.790 --> 00:29:52.749 - Hi. - Erm... 599 00:29:53.208 --> 00:29:55.085 Hey. Erm... 600 00:29:55.168 --> 00:29:56.878 Can you please mug me? 601 00:29:56.962 --> 00:29:59.047 Yeah, just go for it, and drag me around for a while, 602 00:29:59.131 --> 00:30:00.632 and then I'll knock myself unconscious. 603 00:30:00.716 --> 00:30:02.092 Mother warned me. 604 00:30:02.551 --> 00:30:04.469 - No. What? No-- - Excuse me. 605 00:30:04.553 --> 00:30:06.096 Oh! It's easy! 606 00:30:06.179 --> 00:30:07.848 You! You look like you're prone to violence. 607 00:30:08.348 --> 00:30:09.558 Come on, mug me. 608 00:30:09.641 --> 00:30:10.684 - What? No! - Yeah, like that. 609 00:30:10.767 --> 00:30:13.228 I'll go, like, "Shitbag," and then I'll knock myself cold. 610 00:30:13.312 --> 00:30:15.355 What? What's wrong with everybody? 611 00:30:15.439 --> 00:30:16.690 Look at you guys! 612 00:30:17.232 --> 00:30:18.400 This isn't real! 613 00:30:18.483 --> 00:30:21.570 Oh, I hate this place. I hate this place! 614 00:30:22.863 --> 00:30:24.281 It's too... delightful! 615 00:30:24.364 --> 00:30:26.283 <i> This train is not stopping</i> 616 00:30:26.366 --> 00:30:27.784 <i>- at the station.</i> <i>- </i>Okay, fine! 617 00:30:27.868 --> 00:30:29.745 If nobody wants to hit me... 618 00:30:34.124 --> 00:30:37.294 ...then maybe this will knock me back to my dull, ordinary life. 619 00:30:56.730 --> 00:30:57.898 Officer Hansom? 620 00:30:58.774 --> 00:30:59.775 I didn't wanna be saved. 621 00:30:59.858 --> 00:31:01.234 I'm not saving you. 622 00:31:01.318 --> 00:31:03.320 - I'm arresting you. - What for? 623 00:31:04.321 --> 00:31:05.489 Jumping the turnstile. 624 00:31:05.989 --> 00:31:07.032 Let's go. 625 00:31:09.743 --> 00:31:11.244 My hands are right on your junk. 626 00:31:12.621 --> 00:31:13.705 This way. 627 00:31:14.623 --> 00:31:16.917 - There's your phone, Princess. - Erm, give me my cell phone 628 00:31:17.000 --> 00:31:18.168 so I can type the number in. 629 00:31:18.251 --> 00:31:20.253 - You've gotta use this phone. - You're kidding, right? 630 00:31:20.337 --> 00:31:22.631 I don't know anybody's numbers off by heart. 631 00:31:22.714 --> 00:31:24.591 - Pretend it's 1995. - Great. 632 00:31:24.674 --> 00:31:28.011 I can call my dead nana or the house I lived in when I was 12. 633 00:31:28.095 --> 00:31:29.679 One call, time's tickin'. 634 00:31:29.763 --> 00:31:31.807 All right, I'm thinking, I'm thinking. 635 00:31:31.890 --> 00:31:35.685 If you need anything, anything at all, here is my number. 636 00:31:36.228 --> 00:31:37.396 All right? 637 00:31:38.021 --> 00:31:38.980 Oh. 638 00:31:39.648 --> 00:31:41.858 This probably won't work. 639 00:31:42.526 --> 00:31:46.822 Unless you believe in the power of love or some bullshit, but it's worth a try. 640 00:31:46.905 --> 00:31:47.906 Here goes. 641 00:32:01.420 --> 00:32:02.337 Oh. 642 00:32:10.220 --> 00:32:11.346 <i>Y'ello, Blake speaking.</i> 643 00:32:11.430 --> 00:32:12.556 So dumb! 644 00:32:13.598 --> 00:32:15.475 Erm, thanks for coming to get me. 645 00:32:15.559 --> 00:32:17.811 Are you kidding? I was so excited to hear from you. 646 00:32:17.894 --> 00:32:20.355 I mean, even though it was to bail you out of jail. Pretty cool. 647 00:32:20.439 --> 00:32:22.524 Normally, I'd be so excited to hear 648 00:32:22.607 --> 00:32:25.861 that someone like you is so excited to hear from someone like me, but... 649 00:32:25.944 --> 00:32:28.864 Tell me what's goin' on. I'm a good listener, I've got very big earholes. 650 00:32:28.947 --> 00:32:31.199 I can't. You'd... you'd have me committed. 651 00:32:31.283 --> 00:32:34.244 Come on, you can tell me anything you want, anything at all. 652 00:32:35.162 --> 00:32:37.497 Except that you think koalas are the cutest things ever. 653 00:32:37.581 --> 00:32:39.875 They have chlamydia and are actually quite hostile, 654 00:32:39.958 --> 00:32:41.710 so stay away from 'em, all right? 655 00:32:41.793 --> 00:32:43.211 Anyway, let's hear it. 656 00:32:44.337 --> 00:32:45.422 Okay. 657 00:32:45.505 --> 00:32:47.007 I hit my head really hard... 658 00:32:48.133 --> 00:32:50.677 and I woke up in this alternate universe. 659 00:32:50.760 --> 00:32:51.595 Okay. 660 00:32:51.678 --> 00:32:54.055 And things are supposed to be better, 661 00:32:54.139 --> 00:32:58.852 but it's actually worse because people are treating me like I'm special. 662 00:32:59.102 --> 00:32:59.978 - Yeah. - Yeah. 663 00:33:01.480 --> 00:33:03.148 And I'm not special. 664 00:33:06.651 --> 00:33:08.445 Still waters run deepest, don't they? 665 00:33:08.528 --> 00:33:09.362 What? 666 00:33:09.738 --> 00:33:12.032 God, there's so much more I wanna know about you. 667 00:33:12.407 --> 00:33:13.867 No, see, you're not understanding. 668 00:33:13.950 --> 00:33:15.285 This isn't a real world. 669 00:33:15.368 --> 00:33:18.330 This is, like, the Matrix for lonely women. 670 00:33:21.291 --> 00:33:23.460 Hold that thought. It's my father calling from Singapore. 671 00:33:23.543 --> 00:33:24.753 You know how it is. 672 00:33:27.923 --> 00:33:29.424 I have to get out of here. 673 00:33:29.883 --> 00:33:32.427 How do I get to the end? 674 00:33:34.137 --> 00:33:36.181 <i>I was beginning to wonder</i> 675 00:33:36.264 --> 00:33:38.391 <i>if there was another way out of this world.</i> 676 00:33:38.850 --> 00:33:40.894 <i>If I was in a romantic comedy, then...</i> 677 00:33:41.645 --> 00:33:43.980 <i>maybe I needed someone to fall in love with me.</i> 678 00:33:50.946 --> 00:33:51.821 Fine. 679 00:33:54.199 --> 00:33:55.575 If I have to do this, 680 00:33:55.659 --> 00:33:58.245 I guess it could be worse than a super hot billionaire. 681 00:33:59.579 --> 00:34:03.750 Natalie, I am so sorry, but, uh... I have to run back to the office 682 00:34:03.833 --> 00:34:05.919 - and put out some fires. - Oh. 683 00:34:06.002 --> 00:34:07.837 Whooosh! 684 00:34:07.921 --> 00:34:10.966 But, erm... why don't you do me a favor, 685 00:34:11.132 --> 00:34:13.885 and, uh, have dinner with me later, okay? 686 00:34:13.969 --> 00:34:15.262 I'll send a car for you. 687 00:34:15.345 --> 00:34:17.556 Great. That'd be... wonderful. 688 00:34:18.598 --> 00:34:19.599 Great! 689 00:34:21.393 --> 00:34:22.394 I'll see you later. 690 00:34:25.480 --> 00:34:26.565 That was easy enough. 691 00:34:28.858 --> 00:34:30.986 Oh, wa-- Oh, wait, hang on, what time? 692 00:34:31.069 --> 00:34:33.405 And what... what should I wear? 693 00:34:33.488 --> 00:34:35.323 I need to... What's the name of the restaurant? 694 00:34:35.407 --> 00:34:36.950 I like to look it up before, 695 00:34:37.033 --> 00:34:39.160 so I can decide what I want from the menu! 696 00:34:39.744 --> 00:34:42.581 And do they even have a dessert selection? Wait! 697 00:34:44.124 --> 00:34:45.625 Okay, what am I gonna wear? 698 00:34:46.084 --> 00:34:48.920 Can't dob it up like I do on the usual. 699 00:34:50.171 --> 00:34:51.506 Oh, I know who'll know. 700 00:34:54.467 --> 00:34:56.595 - Donny? - Yes? 701 00:34:56.678 --> 00:34:58.597 - Jesus! - No. 702 00:34:58.680 --> 00:35:00.432 But I'd love to turn water into a pinot grig'. 703 00:35:00.515 --> 00:35:02.726 So, what's the update? 704 00:35:02.809 --> 00:35:05.979 Er, I have to go on a date with that big, fancy Blake guy, 705 00:35:06.062 --> 00:35:07.731 and, um... make him fall in love with me. 706 00:35:07.814 --> 00:35:08.898 What? 707 00:35:10.442 --> 00:35:12.902 Are you serious? Oh, my God! 708 00:35:12.986 --> 00:35:14.487 Oh, my God! 709 00:35:14.571 --> 00:35:16.197 Oh, my God. Oh, my God! 710 00:35:16.281 --> 00:35:18.241 Oh, my God. Okay. Okay. 711 00:35:18.325 --> 00:35:20.827 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 712 00:35:20.910 --> 00:35:23.079 I'm so happy for you. 713 00:35:23.496 --> 00:35:25.123 Oh, my God. Oh. This is it. 714 00:35:25.624 --> 00:35:27.250 Oh, my God, this is it, this is the moment. 715 00:35:27.334 --> 00:35:29.336 This is the moment I've been training for my entire life. 716 00:35:29.419 --> 00:35:31.338 Okay... 717 00:35:32.130 --> 00:35:34.424 Where is that music... Oh, no. 718 00:35:34.507 --> 00:35:38.345 Okay. I think we're being dragged into some dumb makeover montage. 719 00:35:38.428 --> 00:35:39.804 You wanna do a makeover montage? 720 00:35:39.888 --> 00:35:42.432 No, no. I hate trying on clothes. 721 00:35:42.515 --> 00:35:45.560 Oh, my God, yes, we should definitely try on clothes. 722 00:35:45.644 --> 00:35:46.978 I'm not trying on different things 723 00:35:47.062 --> 00:35:49.356 and coming out and going, "What do you think?" 724 00:35:49.439 --> 00:35:51.775 No! No! No! 725 00:36:14.714 --> 00:36:15.632 Wow. 726 00:36:19.511 --> 00:36:21.596 Natalie, you look beautiful. 727 00:36:21.680 --> 00:36:23.765 No, I just threw this together. 728 00:36:24.349 --> 00:36:27.477 Just... It only took, like, five hours. 729 00:36:29.354 --> 00:36:31.856 To the forces of destiny that brought us together tonight. 730 00:36:31.940 --> 00:36:35.652 Well, you invited me and sent the car, so... 731 00:36:37.612 --> 00:36:39.489 That's... that's very sweet, though. 732 00:36:39.572 --> 00:36:40.490 Shall we? 733 00:36:43.868 --> 00:36:45.704 <i>♪ Do-be-do-be-do-do-do ♪</i> 734 00:36:46.371 --> 00:36:47.205 <i>♪ Oh ♪</i> 735 00:36:49.207 --> 00:36:50.875 <i>♪ Do-be-do-be-do-do-do ♪</i> 736 00:36:51.876 --> 00:36:52.836 <i>♪ Oh ♪</i> 737 00:36:54.504 --> 00:36:56.339 <i>♪ Do-be-do-be-do-do-do...</i><i> ♪</i> 738 00:36:56.423 --> 00:36:57.590 This is so fancy. 739 00:36:58.800 --> 00:37:00.510 What are these tablecloths made of? 740 00:37:00.593 --> 00:37:01.845 They're, like, so soft. 741 00:37:01.928 --> 00:37:03.346 What's it smell like? 742 00:37:04.931 --> 00:37:06.683 - Like fetal alpaca. - Mm-hm. 743 00:37:06.766 --> 00:37:08.101 That's exactly what it is. 744 00:37:08.184 --> 00:37:10.812 <i>Uno momento, signore.</i> 745 00:37:11.104 --> 00:37:12.605 <i>Io sono qui.</i> 746 00:37:12.689 --> 00:37:14.232 Natalie, this is Giovanni. 747 00:37:14.315 --> 00:37:15.608 <i>Ah! Piacere.</i> 748 00:37:15.692 --> 00:37:17.026 He's the chef at Sfoglia, 749 00:37:17.110 --> 00:37:19.279 but he was kind enough to cook us dinner tonight. 750 00:37:19.362 --> 00:37:21.656 Well, thank you. 751 00:37:21.740 --> 00:37:24.534 This is honestly, like, the best meal I've had in my whole entire life. 752 00:37:24.617 --> 00:37:26.411 <i>Oh! Bellissima!</i> 753 00:37:26.494 --> 00:37:28.329 You are so welcome. 754 00:37:28.830 --> 00:37:29.831 More gnocchi? 755 00:37:29.914 --> 00:37:31.499 Oh, yes-cchi. 756 00:37:34.669 --> 00:37:36.296 I'm a boss at food puns. 757 00:37:36.838 --> 00:37:38.631 <i>Signorina... </i>dessert. 758 00:37:38.715 --> 00:37:40.258 <i>Ah, grazie, ma no.</i> 759 00:37:40.341 --> 00:37:43.052 <i>- Ah. Buona notte, signorina.</i> - Oh, wait... 760 00:37:43.136 --> 00:37:46.347 Erm... Er... I... I think we're about to have our first fight. 761 00:37:46.431 --> 00:37:49.642 I'm just trying to extend this date for as long as possible. 762 00:37:49.726 --> 00:37:52.812 And it just so happens I know of a great old ice-cream shop in Red Hook. 763 00:37:53.646 --> 00:37:55.732 If you wanna dock and maybe take a stroll? 764 00:37:55.815 --> 00:37:59.736 Ah, funny, my Fitbit sometimes vibrates and says, "Wanna stroll?" 765 00:38:00.653 --> 00:38:03.782 But when you say it, I don't wanna smash you. 766 00:38:03.865 --> 00:38:04.741 Oh, good. 767 00:38:06.242 --> 00:38:09.120 <i>♪ No more I love you's ♪</i> 768 00:38:09.204 --> 00:38:11.581 Oh, my God, Natalie, I am so sorry. 769 00:38:12.916 --> 00:38:14.751 I was sure they'd be open this late. 770 00:38:14.834 --> 00:38:17.796 Look, we can just look through the window, and, erm... 771 00:38:18.713 --> 00:38:21.049 if you look hard enough, I think we can see the flavors 772 00:38:21.132 --> 00:38:22.717 and then just imagine eating it. 773 00:38:22.801 --> 00:38:24.969 <i>♪ The language is leaving me ♪</i> 774 00:38:25.053 --> 00:38:27.013 - What are you doing? - Shh. It's okay. 775 00:38:27.096 --> 00:38:28.556 I'll leave a hundred in the tip jar. 776 00:38:28.640 --> 00:38:29.933 There we go. 777 00:38:31.142 --> 00:38:32.060 Come on. 778 00:38:32.143 --> 00:38:35.188 All right, what's your favorite ice-cream flavor of all time? 779 00:38:35.647 --> 00:38:36.773 Hm. 780 00:38:36.856 --> 00:38:37.857 The big one. 781 00:38:38.942 --> 00:38:40.819 - Ah, I'll tell you... - Mm? 782 00:38:41.486 --> 00:38:43.363 But you have to promise you won't make fun of me. 783 00:38:43.446 --> 00:38:45.281 - Okay. - Butter pecan. 784 00:38:45.365 --> 00:38:46.241 What? 785 00:38:46.866 --> 00:38:49.327 Who likes butter pecan? What's wrong with you? 786 00:38:49.410 --> 00:38:52.205 - That's what I thought would happen. - You're like an 80-year-old grandpa. 787 00:38:52.288 --> 00:38:53.414 - Right. - Okay. 788 00:38:53.498 --> 00:38:55.708 What's your second favorite ice-cream flavor? 789 00:38:55.792 --> 00:38:56.668 Rum raisin. 790 00:38:57.418 --> 00:38:59.754 - No! That's even worse. - Yeah. I know. 791 00:38:59.838 --> 00:39:02.215 It's been a lifelong source of insecurity for me. 792 00:39:02.298 --> 00:39:04.384 - Ah. - In grade school I was teased about it 793 00:39:04.467 --> 00:39:07.470 so mercilessly that I went a solid decade 794 00:39:07.554 --> 00:39:10.181 where I only ate ice cream in the privacy of my own home. 795 00:39:11.182 --> 00:39:13.309 I can just imagine you sitting at home, like... 796 00:39:14.185 --> 00:39:15.687 - Yep. - "Mm, butter pecan." 797 00:39:15.770 --> 00:39:17.230 Underneath the bed. 798 00:39:18.481 --> 00:39:19.983 You know, the Buddhists say... 799 00:39:20.817 --> 00:39:22.235 that if you meet someone... 800 00:39:23.862 --> 00:39:25.488 and your heart pounds 801 00:39:25.572 --> 00:39:27.699 and your hands shake and your knees go weak, 802 00:39:28.491 --> 00:39:29.701 that that's not the one. 803 00:39:30.910 --> 00:39:33.580 When you meet your soulmate, you'll feel completely calm. 804 00:39:35.039 --> 00:39:36.958 <i>♪ Do-be-do-be-do-do-do ♪</i> 805 00:39:37.250 --> 00:39:38.543 <i>♪ Oh ♪</i> 806 00:39:40.587 --> 00:39:42.255 I feel very calm right now. 807 00:39:42.338 --> 00:39:43.381 How about you? 808 00:39:46.384 --> 00:39:48.511 I feel like we're about to get arrested. 809 00:39:48.595 --> 00:39:50.221 Yep, we should probably go. 810 00:39:55.351 --> 00:39:57.812 I had an amazing time tonight. 811 00:39:58.897 --> 00:40:00.899 So did I. 812 00:40:01.232 --> 00:40:04.402 I'm just, like... I've never had a night like this before. 813 00:40:04.736 --> 00:40:05.570 Oh! 814 00:40:07.447 --> 00:40:09.365 Oh... 815 00:40:11.951 --> 00:40:13.077 Rain. Hah! 816 00:40:13.161 --> 00:40:15.038 Really? That's so cliché... 817 00:40:23.671 --> 00:40:25.548 Normally, I'd call bullshit on this-- 818 00:40:37.310 --> 00:40:38.603 I know this might sound crazy... 819 00:40:38.686 --> 00:40:40.146 - Yeah. ...'cause we've only just met, 820 00:40:41.272 --> 00:40:42.398 - but I love-- - Whoa! 821 00:40:42.482 --> 00:40:45.401 No, no, no, no, don't. Don't say anything yet. 822 00:40:45.485 --> 00:40:47.278 I can't go back to real life without... 823 00:40:48.071 --> 00:40:50.114 - What do you mean? Without what? - Without, you know... 824 00:40:52.075 --> 00:40:53.076 - Oh. - Yeah. 825 00:40:53.159 --> 00:40:54.202 Oh, God. 826 00:40:54.577 --> 00:40:55.662 Oh... 827 00:40:55.745 --> 00:40:59.082 <i>♪ Never seen you looking so lovely As you did tonight ♪</i> 828 00:41:00.291 --> 00:41:02.543 <i>♪ I've never seen you shine so bri-- ♪</i> 829 00:41:05.088 --> 00:41:06.547 Good morning, beautiful. 830 00:41:06.631 --> 00:41:07.966 Last night was amazing. 831 00:41:08.508 --> 00:41:10.134 You know, I was just thinking in the shower, 832 00:41:10.218 --> 00:41:12.679 when I look at the world through your eyes, 833 00:41:12.762 --> 00:41:14.764 it's like I'm seeing it for the first time. 834 00:41:14.847 --> 00:41:15.723 Natalie, I love-- 835 00:41:15.807 --> 00:41:18.559 Wait, wait, wait. Erm, hold that thought, don't say another word. 836 00:41:18.643 --> 00:41:20.687 Just... Just get back into bed. 837 00:41:20.770 --> 00:41:22.522 I don't think we actually did anything. 838 00:41:22.605 --> 00:41:24.148 - It just cut to the next morning. - What? 839 00:41:24.232 --> 00:41:25.108 Just get back here. 840 00:41:25.692 --> 00:41:26.776 Okay. 841 00:41:27.443 --> 00:41:30.989 <i>♪ Never seen you looking so lovely As you did tonight ♪</i> 842 00:41:32.156 --> 00:41:34.158 <i>♪ I've never seen you shine so-- ♪</i> 843 00:41:36.077 --> 00:41:37.495 Good morning, beautiful. 844 00:41:37.578 --> 00:41:39.163 Last night was amazing. 845 00:41:39.247 --> 00:41:41.207 You know, I was just thinking in the shower, 846 00:41:41.290 --> 00:41:43.209 when I look at the world through your eyes, 847 00:41:43.292 --> 00:41:45.378 it's like I'm seeing it for the first time. 848 00:41:45.461 --> 00:41:47.338 Natalie, I lo-- Oof! 849 00:41:47.422 --> 00:41:50.967 <i>♪ Never seen you looking so lovely As you did tonight ♪</i> 850 00:41:52.010 --> 00:41:52.969 <i>♪ I've never-- ♪</i> 851 00:41:54.262 --> 00:41:55.638 Ugh! 852 00:41:55.722 --> 00:41:57.140 Good morning, beautiful. 853 00:41:57.223 --> 00:41:58.891 Last night was amazing. 854 00:41:58.975 --> 00:42:01.185 - I was just thinking in the shower... - In the shower, yeah. 855 00:42:01.269 --> 00:42:03.730 ...when I look at the world through your eyes, 856 00:42:03.813 --> 00:42:05.982 it's like I'm seeing it for the first time. 857 00:42:06.065 --> 00:42:08.901 If I can't have sex, I'm at least taking this nice purse with me. 858 00:42:09.986 --> 00:42:11.821 This little koala thing, it looks expensive. 859 00:42:12.030 --> 00:42:14.115 Yeah, all right, give it to me. 860 00:42:15.158 --> 00:42:16.117 Natalie... 861 00:42:17.535 --> 00:42:18.703 I love you. 862 00:42:21.414 --> 00:42:22.290 Wh-- 863 00:42:22.790 --> 00:42:24.709 Er... Can you just say that one more time? 864 00:42:24.792 --> 00:42:25.877 - What? - Er... 865 00:42:25.960 --> 00:42:27.837 You know how us girls are. 866 00:42:28.379 --> 00:42:31.299 We love hearin' it. Just say it. Say it again. 867 00:42:31.382 --> 00:42:32.258 Natalie... 868 00:42:34.010 --> 00:42:35.636 I... 869 00:42:35.720 --> 00:42:37.180 love... 870 00:42:37.263 --> 00:42:38.681 you. 871 00:42:41.059 --> 00:42:43.394 Mo... 872 00:42:45.980 --> 00:42:48.649 Thank you so much. I've been looking for one of those. 873 00:42:55.490 --> 00:42:56.449 Well, check you out. 874 00:42:56.532 --> 00:42:58.326 Oh. Whitney. 875 00:42:58.409 --> 00:42:59.368 Whoa, check you out. 876 00:42:59.452 --> 00:43:01.204 Ballsy move not showing up to work 877 00:43:01.287 --> 00:43:03.748 the entire week before the big presentation. 878 00:43:03.831 --> 00:43:06.334 This seems incredibly unnecessary, okay? 879 00:43:06.417 --> 00:43:09.587 Just 'cause we're two female colleagues, we don't automatically have to be enemies. 880 00:43:09.670 --> 00:43:11.339 We marched together, remember? 881 00:43:11.422 --> 00:43:15.301 We had that great sign. Girls Just Wanna Have Fun-damental Human Rights. 882 00:43:16.594 --> 00:43:17.512 Whitney? 883 00:43:18.346 --> 00:43:20.765 Whitney, what are you doing? We're friends. 884 00:43:20.848 --> 00:43:23.017 Whitney, come on, we shared a T-shirt. 885 00:43:23.101 --> 00:43:26.062 And I stretched it out and you said, "You can have that one now." 886 00:43:26.145 --> 00:43:27.355 I was like, "Score." 887 00:43:32.568 --> 00:43:34.362 Natalie, we're so glad you're here. 888 00:43:35.404 --> 00:43:37.240 - Oh. - So, we have three days 889 00:43:37.323 --> 00:43:38.658 before the presentation. 890 00:43:38.741 --> 00:43:40.868 Give us your big idea for the hotel. 891 00:43:40.952 --> 00:43:43.871 But I... I... I don't, erm... design the whole hotels. 892 00:43:43.955 --> 00:43:46.040 I normally, erm, just do the parking garages. 893 00:43:46.124 --> 00:43:48.668 You're our star architect, come on. 894 00:43:48.751 --> 00:43:49.669 Give us your vision. 895 00:43:49.752 --> 00:43:51.796 I do-- I don't really have a... erm-- 896 00:43:51.879 --> 00:43:52.880 She's got nothing. 897 00:43:53.798 --> 00:43:54.882 Erm... 898 00:43:56.676 --> 00:43:57.844 It's a surprise. 899 00:43:57.927 --> 00:43:58.803 Yeah. 900 00:43:58.886 --> 00:44:01.264 And you're saving the best 901 00:44:01.347 --> 00:44:03.474 for the actual presentation, and I applaud that. 902 00:44:04.142 --> 00:44:06.018 - Whoo! Natalie! - Yeah! 903 00:44:06.102 --> 00:44:07.979 Comin' through with it... 904 00:44:08.062 --> 00:44:09.147 Natalie! 905 00:44:35.798 --> 00:44:37.133 It's open. 906 00:44:37.216 --> 00:44:39.427 Since when do you use the doorbell, Donny? 907 00:44:40.511 --> 00:44:41.387 Hey. 908 00:44:41.470 --> 00:44:44.640 So, figured you're probably workin' so hard you forgot to eat. 909 00:44:44.724 --> 00:44:46.809 I got us a little Mister Wongs. 910 00:44:47.852 --> 00:44:50.605 Oh, my God, I'm starving. I love you. 911 00:44:52.190 --> 00:44:53.065 So... 912 00:44:53.149 --> 00:44:55.568 show me what you've been workin' on. 913 00:44:55.651 --> 00:44:59.197 Erm... Okay, do you remember that parking garage idea? 914 00:44:59.697 --> 00:45:00.823 - Erm... - Uh-huh. 915 00:45:00.907 --> 00:45:01.741 Erm... 916 00:45:02.909 --> 00:45:04.160 I just kind of ran with it. 917 00:45:04.243 --> 00:45:06.329 Nat, this is so like you. 918 00:45:06.412 --> 00:45:09.498 Hm... To waste so much time on a dumb idea. 919 00:45:10.708 --> 00:45:11.834 No. 920 00:45:11.918 --> 00:45:15.755 No, to come up with, like, the best, most original idea, just like that. 921 00:45:15.838 --> 00:45:17.632 Clearly, you don't need my help, 922 00:45:17.715 --> 00:45:19.300 so I'll... I'll just be leavin'. 923 00:45:19.383 --> 00:45:20.760 Uh, no, don't go. 924 00:45:20.843 --> 00:45:22.720 I could... I could really use your help on this. 925 00:45:23.554 --> 00:45:24.430 And... 926 00:45:24.513 --> 00:45:27.225 you know, er... use your company. 927 00:45:27.308 --> 00:45:30.144 Thank God, because I really want those soup dumplings. 928 00:45:30.228 --> 00:45:31.229 No way! They're mine! 929 00:45:31.312 --> 00:45:33.356 - You just said you brought them for me! - Oh, okay. 930 00:45:33.439 --> 00:45:34.690 Oh! 931 00:45:34.774 --> 00:45:36.359 Ever seen <i>Friends?</i> 932 00:45:36.442 --> 00:45:38.027 They don't fight over soup dumplings. 933 00:45:38.110 --> 00:45:39.904 They share them, okay? 934 00:45:39.987 --> 00:45:40.863 Here. 935 00:45:41.322 --> 00:45:44.992 - Oh... Mm! They smell so good. - Mm! So does this. 936 00:45:46.452 --> 00:45:47.495 Uh... 937 00:45:48.037 --> 00:45:49.080 I should go get cleaned up. 938 00:45:49.705 --> 00:45:52.541 I was just in the subway. I might have Zika virus or something. 939 00:45:52.625 --> 00:45:53.584 Is that still a thing? 940 00:45:53.668 --> 00:45:56.504 <i>I was beginning to wonder</i> <i>if I've gotten it all wrong.</i> 941 00:45:56.963 --> 00:45:59.757 <i>Maybe it wasn't Blake who needed to fall in love with me.</i> 942 00:46:00.633 --> 00:46:02.677 <i>And do I look cute in these side braids?</i> 943 00:46:02.760 --> 00:46:03.844 You say somethin'? 944 00:46:08.015 --> 00:46:09.225 - I can't-- 945 00:46:09.308 --> 00:46:11.560 Aren't you supposed to be hanging out with her? 946 00:46:11.644 --> 00:46:14.063 I can't understand you 'cause your mouth is full. 947 00:46:14.647 --> 00:46:17.108 Look at these. They're incredible. 948 00:46:17.191 --> 00:46:18.067 Mm! 949 00:46:19.151 --> 00:46:20.653 Mmmm! 950 00:46:20.736 --> 00:46:22.947 Mm! Mm! 951 00:46:23.030 --> 00:46:24.323 Oh, my God, okay. 952 00:46:24.865 --> 00:46:26.742 - You sound like you're having a... - Mmm! 953 00:46:30.454 --> 00:46:32.456 Don't. No, stop it! 954 00:46:32.540 --> 00:46:33.541 You're such an idiot! 955 00:46:34.000 --> 00:46:35.042 Stop it. 956 00:46:35.167 --> 00:46:36.210 Ohhhh... 957 00:46:36.294 --> 00:46:38.587 Oh, my God. 958 00:46:39.463 --> 00:46:40.589 I'll have what he's having. 959 00:46:40.673 --> 00:46:43.509 - Yummo! - Blake, what is... 960 00:46:43.592 --> 00:46:45.511 Is he helping you with your project too? That... 961 00:46:46.304 --> 00:46:48.889 That does seem cool, since he's the one that makes the decision. 962 00:46:48.973 --> 00:46:51.517 Oh, are you guys together? I didn't know. 963 00:46:51.600 --> 00:46:53.477 I should've... I was gonna say something earlier. 964 00:46:53.561 --> 00:46:54.979 We just... erm... 965 00:46:56.272 --> 00:46:58.524 I've just been, erm, seeing Blake a little bit. 966 00:46:58.607 --> 00:47:00.985 - You didn't tell me? - Come on. Don't undersell it, babe. 967 00:47:01.068 --> 00:47:02.987 I love this beguiling woman. 968 00:47:03.070 --> 00:47:05.281 - I love you. - Ah... 969 00:47:07.074 --> 00:47:08.159 Dumplings! 970 00:47:10.745 --> 00:47:13.080 Well, you know, I don't wanna be the... 971 00:47:13.581 --> 00:47:16.042 third wheel here, so I'm gonna get goin'. 972 00:47:16.959 --> 00:47:17.918 Enjoy the food. 973 00:47:20.087 --> 00:47:21.213 Ah. 974 00:47:22.506 --> 00:47:23.382 He seems sweet. 975 00:47:26.093 --> 00:47:28.929 Someone should tell him not to wear a brown belt with black shoes, though. 976 00:47:29.638 --> 00:47:30.556 It's tacky. 977 00:47:40.816 --> 00:47:43.152 Natalie, have you ever heard of a man called Gandhi? 978 00:47:43.235 --> 00:47:44.904 Erm... Yes. 979 00:47:45.654 --> 00:47:47.907 He once said that true happiness 980 00:47:47.990 --> 00:47:51.744 was when what you think, what you say, and what you do 981 00:47:51.827 --> 00:47:53.245 are in perfect harmony. 982 00:47:53.704 --> 00:47:55.164 Isn't that great? 983 00:47:55.247 --> 00:47:57.917 Yeah, it's so cool you know all these sayings by heart, Blake. 984 00:47:58.000 --> 00:47:59.085 Yeah, well, it's a gift. 985 00:48:04.256 --> 00:48:05.132 Josh? 986 00:48:06.258 --> 00:48:07.968 And choking supermodel. 987 00:48:08.052 --> 00:48:10.096 Choking yoga ambassador, actually. 988 00:48:10.179 --> 00:48:11.514 - That's not a real thing. - Hey. 989 00:48:11.597 --> 00:48:13.391 So, here, let me introduce you. Isabella. 990 00:48:13.474 --> 00:48:14.683 - Hi. - Izzie! 991 00:48:14.767 --> 00:48:16.185 Blake, how are you? 992 00:48:16.268 --> 00:48:18.813 I was gonna introduce you but you know... know each other. Okay. 993 00:48:18.896 --> 00:48:19.897 - Yeah! - You didn't tell me 994 00:48:19.980 --> 00:48:21.816 the guy you were seeing was Nat's assistant. 995 00:48:21.899 --> 00:48:24.026 - Stop. He's an architect. - Oh... 996 00:48:24.110 --> 00:48:26.362 - Well, project manager. - Architect. 997 00:48:26.445 --> 00:48:27.947 He... seems soft. 998 00:48:28.030 --> 00:48:29.281 He is. 999 00:48:29.365 --> 00:48:31.742 Oh, my God, how did you know I called him Mush? 1000 00:48:32.368 --> 00:48:35.871 Mush, you have to do that thing that I love, when you do. 1001 00:48:35.955 --> 00:48:37.164 - Uh... - Come on. Do it. 1002 00:48:37.248 --> 00:48:39.208 - Maybe not right now. - Do it. Do it, do it! 1003 00:48:39.291 --> 00:48:40.167 Okay. 1004 00:48:40.251 --> 00:48:41.293 Oh, look at that! 1005 00:48:41.377 --> 00:48:43.129 There's so much of it! 1006 00:48:43.212 --> 00:48:44.296 I'm a little mushball. 1007 00:48:44.380 --> 00:48:46.215 - Cute! - Just... She loves my neck fat. 1008 00:48:46.298 --> 00:48:47.758 I just-- You know, I love cake, so... 1009 00:48:47.842 --> 00:48:50.511 So, how do you two know each other? 1010 00:48:50.594 --> 00:48:52.596 - Oh, Blake and I? - Uh, let me guess. 1011 00:48:52.680 --> 00:48:55.516 You guys met at some fabulous yacht party. 1012 00:48:56.934 --> 00:48:59.103 Actually, it was a really disappointing yacht party. 1013 00:48:59.186 --> 00:49:01.439 - You remember that? - It was the worst yacht party ever! 1014 00:49:01.522 --> 00:49:03.149 - It was terrible. - Oh! 1015 00:49:03.232 --> 00:49:04.900 But, speaking of great parties, 1016 00:49:04.984 --> 00:49:07.695 you guys have to come to the Hamptons this weekend. 1017 00:49:07.778 --> 00:49:10.197 We're having a few of my friends over 1018 00:49:10.281 --> 00:49:11.991 at my charming little beach house. 1019 00:49:12.074 --> 00:49:13.200 That sounds lovely. 1020 00:49:13.284 --> 00:49:15.369 Well, I was gonna take my helicopter out anyway, so... 1021 00:49:15.453 --> 00:49:18.581 So funny. I was gonna offer you guys a ride in my helicopter. 1022 00:49:18.664 --> 00:49:21.584 That's so sweet, darling, but better we take our own. 1023 00:49:21.667 --> 00:49:25.421 Nat and I might wanna hit the, er, old Caperoo, if you know what I mean. 1024 00:49:25.504 --> 00:49:28.966 - Oh, I know what you mean. I see you. - I... I don't. What does that mean? 1025 00:49:30.593 --> 00:49:33.012 You two have such amazing chemistry. 1026 00:49:33.804 --> 00:49:35.014 Maybe we should swap. 1027 00:49:40.352 --> 00:49:42.188 - She's joking. Yeah, she's joking. - What? 1028 00:49:42.897 --> 00:49:44.315 Well, what do you think? Hamptons? 1029 00:49:45.483 --> 00:49:47.359 You had me at hello-copter. 1030 00:50:10.174 --> 00:50:11.175 This lobster... 1031 00:50:11.926 --> 00:50:13.302 is the size of a cat. 1032 00:50:13.969 --> 00:50:15.095 Yet it's... 1033 00:50:15.846 --> 00:50:17.348 as tender as a marshmallow. 1034 00:50:17.431 --> 00:50:19.558 "Tender as a marshmallow." 1035 00:50:20.518 --> 00:50:22.228 You are beguiling. 1036 00:50:23.187 --> 00:50:25.940 Did you just learn that word? 'Cause you tend to say it a lot. 1037 00:50:26.023 --> 00:50:27.775 If you want me to stop saying it, I will. 1038 00:50:28.526 --> 00:50:31.028 But you're gonna have to stop being so damn beguiling. 1039 00:50:32.238 --> 00:50:35.074 Oh. Sorry, it's my father. 1040 00:50:35.157 --> 00:50:36.116 Y'ello? 1041 00:50:44.124 --> 00:50:46.585 It's so good to see you guys. Thanks for coming. 1042 00:50:46.669 --> 00:50:47.670 Thank you. Thank you. 1043 00:50:47.753 --> 00:50:50.548 Okay. Oh, you're squeezing some too, yeah. 1044 00:50:50.631 --> 00:50:52.550 Okay, we're gettin' it. Oh. 1045 00:50:52.633 --> 00:50:53.801 Oh, God. 1046 00:50:53.884 --> 00:50:55.886 - Oh! - There you go. Get on you... 1047 00:50:56.804 --> 00:50:57.930 Phew. 1048 00:51:00.391 --> 00:51:01.559 - Hey. - Hey. 1049 00:51:03.227 --> 00:51:06.313 So, you and Blake are kind of a thing, huh? 1050 00:51:06.397 --> 00:51:08.607 Well, you and Isabella... 1051 00:51:08.691 --> 00:51:09.567 - I know. - Huh? 1052 00:51:09.650 --> 00:51:12.361 Who'd have thought that me and you would both end up with just, like... 1053 00:51:12.444 --> 00:51:13.487 perfect humans? 1054 00:51:14.196 --> 00:51:15.364 - Yeah. It's... - Crazy. 1055 00:51:15.447 --> 00:51:17.950 - Yeah, really... really crazy. - Yeah. 1056 00:51:19.076 --> 00:51:19.994 Aah. 1057 00:51:20.578 --> 00:51:21.704 You know what's funny? 1058 00:51:22.788 --> 00:51:25.499 The fact that all those rich ladies have crabs? 1059 00:51:25.583 --> 00:51:26.917 Well, yes, that is funny. 1060 00:51:27.001 --> 00:51:29.920 But, at one point, I thought it would actually be me and you 1061 00:51:30.004 --> 00:51:31.380 that would end up together. 1062 00:51:32.006 --> 00:51:32.881 You did? 1063 00:51:33.424 --> 00:51:34.633 Yeah, in the beginning. 1064 00:51:35.676 --> 00:51:37.845 Well, why didn't you ask me out, then? 1065 00:51:39.471 --> 00:51:42.224 Why don't... why don't you just, like, ask me out right now? 1066 00:51:42.308 --> 00:51:43.976 I did. 1067 00:51:44.059 --> 00:51:45.686 All the time. You'd always say no. 1068 00:51:45.769 --> 00:51:47.313 You'd shoot me down, and... 1069 00:51:47.396 --> 00:51:49.231 And then we became such good friends, so... 1070 00:51:49.315 --> 00:51:50.733 What are you talking about? 1071 00:51:51.317 --> 00:51:52.860 Uh... I never shot you down. 1072 00:51:53.360 --> 00:51:55.404 I asked you out, like, a million times. 1073 00:51:56.196 --> 00:51:59.199 For, like, drinks at happy hour after work, 1074 00:51:59.283 --> 00:52:01.910 or to go to the karaoke bar with your kickball team. 1075 00:52:01.994 --> 00:52:05.873 I didn't wanna sit there and listen to you chat about some girl you had a crush on. 1076 00:52:05.956 --> 00:52:09.460 Okay, why do you say kickball team like it's a bad thing? Hm? 1077 00:52:10.002 --> 00:52:12.838 The New York Kick Bockers are elite level athletes. 1078 00:52:12.921 --> 00:52:14.131 It's true. 1079 00:52:14.214 --> 00:52:16.884 - I'm a jock out there. I'm a jock. - Come on! 1080 00:52:17.301 --> 00:52:18.927 - You are such an idiot. - Mush? 1081 00:52:19.386 --> 00:52:20.512 Mush? 1082 00:52:20.596 --> 00:52:21.764 Hey. Be right there. 1083 00:52:22.640 --> 00:52:24.642 Are you comfortable with that nickname? 1084 00:52:24.975 --> 00:52:26.477 It seems kind of like a negative. 1085 00:52:26.560 --> 00:52:27.770 Oh, you don't like it? 1086 00:52:28.604 --> 00:52:31.815 I think it's kind of cute. Hurts to do, but it's kind of cute, right? 1087 00:52:35.152 --> 00:52:37.488 It's time! Okay. 1088 00:52:38.447 --> 00:52:39.531 Attention, everyone. 1089 00:52:40.115 --> 00:52:41.033 Eyes up here. 1090 00:52:41.575 --> 00:52:45.412 Hi, everyone, and thank you so much for coming to this modest little thing 1091 00:52:45.496 --> 00:52:47.414 we threw together last minute. 1092 00:52:47.498 --> 00:52:51.168 I think we all know the story of how Isabella and I met, 1093 00:52:51.669 --> 00:52:53.379 but I will tell it again. 1094 00:52:53.462 --> 00:52:54.797 I was walking. 1095 00:52:54.880 --> 00:52:58.217 Yeah, with me, his best friend. I'm... I'm his best friend, so... 1096 00:52:58.300 --> 00:53:00.219 Yep, I was just walking, 1097 00:53:00.302 --> 00:53:02.971 and I saw this beautiful woman choking, so-- 1098 00:53:03.055 --> 00:53:04.640 - Like... - Yeah. 1099 00:53:04.723 --> 00:53:05.891 So I ran up to her... 1100 00:53:06.558 --> 00:53:08.018 and gave her the Heimlich... 1101 00:53:08.477 --> 00:53:10.104 and then she gave me her heart. 1102 00:53:10.187 --> 00:53:11.480 Aww! 1103 00:53:11.563 --> 00:53:12.606 That's gross. 1104 00:53:13.524 --> 00:53:15.192 Isabella, you are totally... 1105 00:53:15.776 --> 00:53:17.236 and utterly yourself. 1106 00:53:17.611 --> 00:53:20.698 And you are so confident, 1107 00:53:20.781 --> 00:53:23.742 and you're never afraid to go after what you want. 1108 00:53:23.826 --> 00:53:27.246 And even though I am so not worthy... 1109 00:53:28.831 --> 00:53:29.957 From <i>Wayne's World.</i> 1110 00:53:31.542 --> 00:53:32.501 It's crazy that... 1111 00:53:33.168 --> 00:53:35.045 that what you want is me. 1112 00:53:36.171 --> 00:53:38.757 - I do. - Awww! 1113 00:53:38.841 --> 00:53:41.593 Which is why this is not just a party. 1114 00:53:41.677 --> 00:53:42.511 <i>♪ Ba-ba-da! ♪</i> 1115 00:53:42.594 --> 00:53:44.346 Surprise! It's our wedding! 1116 00:53:45.556 --> 00:53:46.682 We're getting married! 1117 00:53:46.765 --> 00:53:48.892 What the f-- 1118 00:53:48.976 --> 00:53:51.687 So we're getting married tomorrow, and tonight we're going into town 1119 00:53:51.770 --> 00:53:54.690 - for some karaoke! - Coming! Karaoke tonight! 1120 00:53:59.319 --> 00:54:03.532 God, what was the theme of this wedding? Easter at Elton John's house? 1121 00:54:03.615 --> 00:54:06.535 Donny, wh-- How the hell did you get here? 1122 00:54:06.910 --> 00:54:08.078 - Um... - Come here. 1123 00:54:11.874 --> 00:54:14.501 I stole your password and then I used Find My iPhone. 1124 00:54:14.585 --> 00:54:17.296 And then I took a bus here like an animal. Oh, my goodness. 1125 00:54:17.379 --> 00:54:21.383 I sat next to a woman eating spaghetti out of a Ziploc bag. Uh, no. 1126 00:54:21.467 --> 00:54:23.719 - Okay. I don't need the play-by-gay. - And then-- 1127 00:54:23.802 --> 00:54:26.054 It's Josh. It was never Blake. 1128 00:54:26.138 --> 00:54:28.223 Okay, I have to get together with Josh. 1129 00:54:28.307 --> 00:54:29.183 Oh, my God. 1130 00:54:29.266 --> 00:54:31.310 Yeah, and the weirdest thing just happened. 1131 00:54:31.393 --> 00:54:33.812 He just said to me that he thought we'd always end up together. 1132 00:54:33.896 --> 00:54:35.022 But now he's getting married. 1133 00:54:35.105 --> 00:54:37.608 What? So the best friend you've always had a ton of chemistry with 1134 00:54:37.691 --> 00:54:38.984 is the guy for you? 1135 00:54:39.067 --> 00:54:40.903 Oh, my God, who could've seen that coming? 1136 00:54:40.986 --> 00:54:42.654 Except every single person ever of all time? 1137 00:54:43.280 --> 00:54:45.282 - Oh, well, sorry. - Okay. 1138 00:54:45.365 --> 00:54:47.284 I got distracted by Blake's wealth, 1139 00:54:47.367 --> 00:54:50.287 and his face and his, um... giant penis. 1140 00:54:50.913 --> 00:54:52.331 Okay, caller, please hold. 1141 00:54:53.081 --> 00:54:54.792 I thought you said you two couldn't have sex. 1142 00:54:54.875 --> 00:54:57.002 Erm... No, we can't, but... 1143 00:54:57.961 --> 00:55:00.172 - Of course I had to sneak a peek. - That's my booch. 1144 00:55:00.255 --> 00:55:02.508 Once or twice. "Sorry, I'm just going to the toilet." 1145 00:55:02.591 --> 00:55:03.467 Oh, my God. 1146 00:55:03.550 --> 00:55:05.636 - Yes. - Mental picture. Mental picture. 1147 00:55:05.719 --> 00:55:07.054 That is a sexy move. 1148 00:55:07.137 --> 00:55:08.222 Okay, the point is... 1149 00:55:08.764 --> 00:55:10.474 - it's Josh, okay? - Yeah. 1150 00:55:11.016 --> 00:55:12.851 And it was always Josh. 1151 00:55:13.227 --> 00:55:15.062 'Cause he's such a nerd and he's so sweet and... 1152 00:55:16.146 --> 00:55:17.898 he just... like, he really gets me, 1153 00:55:17.981 --> 00:55:20.901 and that one time when I thought he was moving away forever... 1154 00:55:21.485 --> 00:55:22.611 I cried all night. 1155 00:55:23.487 --> 00:55:24.822 And I never ever told him. 1156 00:55:25.614 --> 00:55:28.534 On a scale of baguette to surface-to-air missile, how giant are we talking? 1157 00:55:28.617 --> 00:55:29.868 - Seriously? - Mm-hm. 1158 00:55:29.952 --> 00:55:31.912 It'll help determine the advice that I give you. 1159 00:55:32.746 --> 00:55:35.499 I don't know, it's, like, the size of a pepper grinder. 1160 00:55:35.582 --> 00:55:38.001 The kind you have at home? The kind a waiter has to bring over? 1161 00:55:38.836 --> 00:55:40.504 The kind that the waiter has to bring over. 1162 00:55:41.755 --> 00:55:42.965 My God. 1163 00:55:43.048 --> 00:55:44.383 I-- I've swallowed my tongue. 1164 00:55:45.509 --> 00:55:48.470 You don't tell somebody you thought you'd end up together... 1165 00:55:48.554 --> 00:55:51.223 the night before your wedding, unless you're having second thoughts. 1166 00:55:51.306 --> 00:55:52.975 - Mm-mm. No. - So I can't let him marry 1167 00:55:53.058 --> 00:55:54.309 that beautiful creature. 1168 00:55:55.352 --> 00:55:56.311 No. 1169 00:55:56.395 --> 00:55:57.604 I have to stop that wedding. 1170 00:55:57.688 --> 00:56:00.649 You are so totally right, you should totally stop this wedding! 1171 00:56:00.732 --> 00:56:03.443 - I'm stopping this wedding. - Oh, my God, do it. Do it, booch. 1172 00:56:03.986 --> 00:56:05.904 <i>♪ Lift your open hand ♪</i> 1173 00:56:05.988 --> 00:56:09.616 <i>♪ Strike up the band And make the fireflies dance ♪</i> 1174 00:56:09.700 --> 00:56:12.327 <i>♪ Silver moon sparkle... ♪</i> 1175 00:56:12.411 --> 00:56:14.788 Ooh, very high! Very high. 1176 00:56:15.372 --> 00:56:16.540 <i>♪ Me ♪</i> 1177 00:56:19.167 --> 00:56:20.502 <i>For my fiancé.</i> 1178 00:56:21.420 --> 00:56:23.589 - Tequila shot time! - Whoo! 1179 00:56:24.047 --> 00:56:25.090 <i>♪ Just kiss me ♪</i> 1180 00:56:25.173 --> 00:56:26.508 Who are those for? 1181 00:56:26.592 --> 00:56:29.136 Me and you... 1182 00:56:29.219 --> 00:56:30.178 and... 1183 00:56:31.013 --> 00:56:32.431 me and you. 1184 00:56:32.514 --> 00:56:34.224 I was... I was afraid of that. 1185 00:56:34.308 --> 00:56:36.727 Let's just get wasted and make some bad decisions tonight. 1186 00:56:36.810 --> 00:56:38.395 - <i>Josh?</i> - Instead of tomorrow. 1187 00:56:38.478 --> 00:56:39.354 <i>Josh?</i> 1188 00:56:40.314 --> 00:56:42.107 - Hey! <i>- Song's up.</i> 1189 00:56:42.524 --> 00:56:45.485 <i>Natalie, hi! Erm...</i> 1190 00:56:45.819 --> 00:56:46.778 <i>You're next. Come on up.</i> 1191 00:56:47.821 --> 00:56:49.907 - I'm good. - Hey, honey, you don't understand. 1192 00:56:49.990 --> 00:56:52.159 She hates karaoke, 1193 00:56:52.242 --> 00:56:54.703 despises it more than, like, anything in the world. 1194 00:56:55.287 --> 00:56:58.206 I guess besides presenting your work at big meetings, 1195 00:56:58.290 --> 00:56:59.917 my cool guy face. 1196 00:57:00.375 --> 00:57:02.669 I feel like you hate kind of everything, don't you? 1197 00:57:02.753 --> 00:57:04.880 It's okay, Natalie, I understand. 1198 00:57:04.963 --> 00:57:07.049 Some people are just not meant for the spotlight. 1199 00:57:07.132 --> 00:57:08.258 It's okay. 1200 00:57:09.009 --> 00:57:11.178 Uh... No, I ca-- I can give it a go. 1201 00:57:11.261 --> 00:57:13.847 - Really? I've never seen you sing before. - Oh, my God. 1202 00:57:14.097 --> 00:57:15.265 - Mm... - Do it! 1203 00:57:15.349 --> 00:57:17.100 - I've sung before... - Do it! Do it! 1204 00:57:17.184 --> 00:57:19.937 - You don't need to drink. You can just... - I'm gonna give it a shot. 1205 00:57:21.188 --> 00:57:25.275 - Ooh, you're givin' it a shot. Aren't you? - Okay, go for it, Natalie! 1206 00:57:25.359 --> 00:57:28.111 - This should be interesting. - Love this. 1207 00:57:36.703 --> 00:57:37.871 <i>♪ The... ♪</i> 1208 00:57:37.955 --> 00:57:39.122 <i>No, okay, sorry.</i> 1209 00:57:39.206 --> 00:57:40.332 <i>Sorry, guys.</i> 1210 00:57:40.791 --> 00:57:43.752 <i>♪ The clock strikes upon the hour ♪</i> 1211 00:57:43.835 --> 00:57:46.964 <i>♪ And the sun begins to fade ♪</i> 1212 00:57:48.590 --> 00:57:51.718 <i>♪ Still enough time to figure out ♪</i> 1213 00:57:51.802 --> 00:57:55.097 <i>♪ How to chase my blues away ♪</i> 1214 00:57:56.598 --> 00:57:59.726 <i>♪ I've done all right up to now ♪</i> 1215 00:57:59.810 --> 00:58:04.272 <i>♪ It's the light of day That shows me how ♪</i> 1216 00:58:04.356 --> 00:58:06.608 <i>- ♪ But when the night falls ♪</i> 1217 00:58:07.192 --> 00:58:10.821 <i>♪ My loneliness calls ♪</i> 1218 00:58:10.904 --> 00:58:14.825 <i>♪ Oh, I wanna dance with somebody ♪</i> 1219 00:58:14.908 --> 00:58:18.286 <i>♪ I wanna feel the heat with somebody ♪</i> 1220 00:58:18.954 --> 00:58:22.749 <i>♪ Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody ♪</i> 1221 00:58:23.417 --> 00:58:29.047 <i>♪ With somebody who loves me ♪</i> 1222 00:58:29.131 --> 00:58:31.133 - <i>♪ Yeah, yeah ♪</i> - Yeah! 1223 00:58:32.092 --> 00:58:32.926 <i>Whoo!</i> 1224 00:58:35.887 --> 00:58:37.639 <i>♪ Ooh ♪</i> 1225 00:58:39.975 --> 00:58:41.810 <i>♪ Aah ♪</i> 1226 00:58:43.854 --> 00:58:44.730 <i>♪ Uh ♪</i> 1227 00:58:44.813 --> 00:58:48.817 <i>♪ I've been in love and lost my senses ♪</i> 1228 00:58:48.900 --> 00:58:52.362 <i>♪ Spinnin' through the town ♪</i> 1229 00:58:52.946 --> 00:58:56.283 <i>♪ Sooner or later, the fever ends ♪</i> 1230 00:58:56.366 --> 00:59:00.579 <i>♪ And I wind up feeling down ♪</i> 1231 00:59:01.163 --> 00:59:04.416 <i>♪ I need a man who'll take a chance ♪</i> 1232 00:59:04.499 --> 00:59:08.462 <i>♪ On a love that burns Hot enough to last ♪</i> 1233 00:59:08.545 --> 00:59:11.423 <i>♪ So when the night falls ♪</i> 1234 00:59:11.506 --> 00:59:14.634 <i>Whoa! </i> <i>♪ My lonely heart calls ♪</i> 1235 00:59:15.510 --> 00:59:19.056 <i>♪ Oh, I wanna dance with somebody ♪</i> 1236 00:59:19.765 --> 00:59:23.185 <i>- ♪ I wanna feel the heat with somebody ♪ - ♪ Aah! Aah! ♪</i> 1237 00:59:23.560 --> 00:59:27.147 <i>♪ Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody ♪</i> 1238 00:59:27.814 --> 00:59:30.525 <i>♪ With somebody who loves me ♪</i> 1239 00:59:30.609 --> 00:59:32.611 <i>♪ Somebody who ♪</i> 1240 00:59:32.944 --> 00:59:35.072 <i>- ♪ Somebody who ♪ - ♪ Yeah! ♪</i> 1241 00:59:35.781 --> 00:59:38.784 <i>♪ Somebody who loves me, yeah ♪</i> 1242 00:59:38.867 --> 00:59:40.702 <i>♪ Somebody who ♪</i> 1243 00:59:41.036 --> 00:59:43.663 <i>- ♪ Somebody who ♪ - ♪ Aah! ♪</i> 1244 00:59:43.747 --> 00:59:47.417 <i>♪ To hold me in his arms, oh ♪</i> 1245 00:59:47.501 --> 00:59:50.378 <i>♪ I need a man who'll take a chance ♪</i> 1246 00:59:50.462 --> 00:59:54.674 <i>♪ On a love that burns Hot enough to last ♪</i> 1247 00:59:55.050 --> 00:59:57.511 <i>♪ So when the night falls ♪</i> 1248 00:59:58.345 --> 01:00:01.556 <i>♪ My lonely heart calls ♪</i> 1249 01:00:01.640 --> 01:00:05.185 <i>♪ Oh, I wanna dance with somebody ♪</i> 1250 01:00:05.894 --> 01:00:09.314 <i>- ♪ I wanna feel the heat ♪ - ♪With somebody ♪</i> 1251 01:00:09.689 --> 01:00:14.569 <i>♪ Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody ♪</i> 1252 01:00:14.653 --> 01:00:17.948 <i>♪ With somebody who loves me ♪</i> 1253 01:00:18.031 --> 01:00:21.743 <i>♪ Oh, I wanna dance with somebody ♪</i> 1254 01:00:22.327 --> 01:00:26.081 <i>- ♪ I wanna feel the heat ♪ - ♪ With somebody ♪</i> 1255 01:00:26.164 --> 01:00:28.792 <i>- ♪ Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody - ♪ Ooh! ♪</i> 1256 01:00:28.875 --> 01:00:30.502 <i>♪ Uh! Come on ♪</i> 1257 01:00:30.585 --> 01:00:33.130 <i>♪ With somebody who loves me ♪</i> 1258 01:00:33.213 --> 01:00:35.507 <i>♪ Don't you wanna dance? Say you wanna dance ♪</i> 1259 01:00:35.590 --> 01:00:37.425 <i>- ♪ Don't you wanna dance? ♪ - ♪ Yeah! ♪</i> 1260 01:00:37.509 --> 01:00:39.845 <i>♪ Don't you wanna dance? Say you wanna dance ♪</i> 1261 01:00:39.928 --> 01:00:41.596 <i>- ♪ Don't you wanna dance? ♪ - ♪ Yeah! ♪</i> 1262 01:00:41.680 --> 01:00:43.431 <i>♪ Don't you wanna dance? Say you wanna dance ♪</i> 1263 01:00:43.515 --> 01:00:45.350 <i>♪ Don't you wanna dance? ♪</i> 1264 01:00:45.433 --> 01:00:46.768 <i>♪ Whoo-hoo-hoo ♪</i> 1265 01:00:46.852 --> 01:00:53.650 <i>♪ With somebody who loves me ♪</i> 1266 01:00:54.192 --> 01:00:56.403 Whoo! 1267 01:00:58.321 --> 01:00:59.447 Oh! 1268 01:01:00.157 --> 01:01:02.534 Oh, yes! 1269 01:01:09.624 --> 01:01:11.668 How did everyone know the choreography? 1270 01:01:11.751 --> 01:01:13.044 That was weird. 1271 01:01:13.962 --> 01:01:15.297 It doesn't make any sense. 1272 01:01:16.214 --> 01:01:18.550 Honestly, you know what makes no sense? 1273 01:01:18.633 --> 01:01:20.385 Is marrying someone you just met. 1274 01:01:21.887 --> 01:01:24.055 I knew you were gonna be weird about this. 1275 01:01:24.139 --> 01:01:25.432 Because it's weird. 1276 01:01:25.515 --> 01:01:28.852 We met under, like, really intense circumstances. 1277 01:01:28.935 --> 01:01:31.313 You know, it, like... like, speeds things up. 1278 01:01:32.647 --> 01:01:35.567 That's dopamine, that's your brain on drugs. 1279 01:01:35.650 --> 01:01:36.860 - Aah... - It is. 1280 01:01:37.402 --> 01:01:39.654 What are you gonna do when the drugs wear off? 1281 01:01:41.281 --> 01:01:42.407 I don't know. We'll... 1282 01:01:43.450 --> 01:01:44.618 figure it out. 1283 01:01:46.203 --> 01:01:48.663 Don't you wanna figure it out with someone you really know? 1284 01:01:50.248 --> 01:01:53.084 I guess that's why they say you should marry your best friend. 1285 01:02:04.012 --> 01:02:05.430 Maybe in a different world. 1286 01:02:08.391 --> 01:02:09.601 I should get goin'. 1287 01:02:11.811 --> 01:02:12.812 Big day tomorrow. 1288 01:02:15.732 --> 01:02:16.608 Yeah. 1289 01:02:18.318 --> 01:02:19.444 Yep, big day. 1290 01:02:25.325 --> 01:02:28.161 Oh, that's so great, Dad. I'm so glad you love it. 1291 01:02:28.245 --> 01:02:31.164 You're right, it is innovative. And I came up with it all by myself. 1292 01:02:31.831 --> 01:02:35.085 I'll fill in the architects and they can work up the official plans and models. 1293 01:02:35.168 --> 01:02:36.628 Okay? Goodbye. 1294 01:02:39.839 --> 01:02:41.841 Oh, good morning, beautiful. 1295 01:02:41.925 --> 01:02:43.510 Are they my plans? 1296 01:02:44.594 --> 01:02:47.055 God, you look beautiful in the morning light. 1297 01:02:47.138 --> 01:02:49.808 Were you just pitching my idea and passing it off as your own? 1298 01:02:49.891 --> 01:02:50.934 No. 1299 01:02:51.017 --> 01:02:53.144 Well, I saw them when I was in your apartment. 1300 01:02:53.228 --> 01:02:56.815 And the idea was for me, so... whose idea is it, really? 1301 01:02:57.774 --> 01:02:59.776 - Mine. - Whoa. Hey. 1302 01:03:01.027 --> 01:03:03.947 Don't know where all this crazy assertiveness is coming from. 1303 01:03:04.030 --> 01:03:06.700 Let's be honest, you weren't gonna be able to pitch it to me now anyways. 1304 01:03:06.783 --> 01:03:10.036 - Yeah, I was. Why wouldn't I? - No, you... No, you weren't. 1305 01:03:10.120 --> 01:03:12.497 Darling, now that you're with me, you're not gonna be working anymore. 1306 01:03:12.580 --> 01:03:16.167 My girl, slumming it in the realm of the employed? Not on my watch. 1307 01:03:16.251 --> 01:03:18.753 Mmm... I like being an architect. 1308 01:03:18.837 --> 01:03:19.921 Come on, don't be silly. 1309 01:03:21.006 --> 01:03:24.092 We should also, at some point, talk about changing your name. 1310 01:03:24.175 --> 01:03:27.679 You're really projecting. You think, what, we're gonna get married? 1311 01:03:27.762 --> 01:03:29.389 Well, yes. 1312 01:03:30.265 --> 01:03:31.933 And obviously, we'll change your last name. 1313 01:03:32.017 --> 01:03:34.519 But no, I'm talking about your first name. Natalie? 1314 01:03:35.061 --> 01:03:37.397 I really don't think it's gonna work in my circles. 1315 01:03:37.480 --> 01:03:39.399 So I was thinking Georgina. 1316 01:03:39.482 --> 01:03:42.819 What do you think? Georgina? 1317 01:03:43.320 --> 01:03:44.988 - You are... - Beguiling. 1318 01:03:45.071 --> 01:03:46.031 ...horrible. 1319 01:03:47.866 --> 01:03:49.409 You're a horrible person. 1320 01:03:50.660 --> 01:03:53.621 Okay, I... I think you're just tired, darling. Why don't you go back to bed? 1321 01:03:53.705 --> 01:03:55.165 Why don't you piss off? 1322 01:03:59.961 --> 01:04:01.254 It is so sad... 1323 01:04:01.838 --> 01:04:04.174 to watch someone you love go mad with ambition. 1324 01:04:04.591 --> 01:04:06.593 - Do you know who said that? - No. 1325 01:04:06.968 --> 01:04:08.136 And now you never will. 1326 01:04:12.015 --> 01:04:13.141 I could Google it. 1327 01:04:28.114 --> 01:04:29.866 Erm... Where are you going? 1328 01:04:30.367 --> 01:04:32.243 - Home, booch. - Home? 1329 01:04:32.744 --> 01:04:35.538 - The wedding starts in, like, 20 minutes. - Uh, yeah. 1330 01:04:35.622 --> 01:04:37.123 - I don't give a shit. - What? 1331 01:04:37.207 --> 01:04:39.125 I tried to just be open. 1332 01:04:39.209 --> 01:04:41.753 I tried to get Josh to fall in love with me, 1333 01:04:41.836 --> 01:04:43.630 but that's not on the cards. 1334 01:04:44.964 --> 01:04:47.384 Not for a girl like me. Mm-mm. 1335 01:04:47.467 --> 01:04:49.552 Not even in this dumb, perfect world. 1336 01:04:58.895 --> 01:05:01.106 You know, when I was younger... 1337 01:05:02.440 --> 01:05:06.653 I was so afraid to put myself out there for love 1338 01:05:06.736 --> 01:05:09.906 that I became this quirky little queen 1339 01:05:09.989 --> 01:05:13.326 that just followed all my handsome gay guy friends around. 1340 01:05:13.410 --> 01:05:15.328 Like I was a pilot fish. Ugh! 1341 01:05:15.412 --> 01:05:16.621 And I would make 'em laugh, 1342 01:05:16.704 --> 01:05:19.707 and I would find, like, the best parties to go to, 1343 01:05:19.791 --> 01:05:22.877 and I would always comfort them when their hearts were broken. 1344 01:05:24.045 --> 01:05:25.880 But you know what nobody ever knew? 1345 01:05:27.590 --> 01:05:28.550 That my heart... 1346 01:05:29.217 --> 01:05:30.677 was constantly broken. 1347 01:05:33.388 --> 01:05:34.347 Constantly. 1348 01:05:37.100 --> 01:05:38.476 I mean, and how could they? 1349 01:05:39.352 --> 01:05:40.770 I never let them see it. 1350 01:05:43.440 --> 01:05:45.859 And it wasn't until I met this palm reader in Ibiza, 1351 01:05:45.942 --> 01:05:47.861 and she said to me, she said... 1352 01:05:48.570 --> 01:05:50.738 "You can search the entire universe... 1353 01:05:52.031 --> 01:05:54.451 and never find a being more worthy of love... 1354 01:05:55.535 --> 01:05:56.411 than yourself." 1355 01:05:59.497 --> 01:06:02.250 So that's why I'm such the happy little whore that I am today. 1356 01:06:02.417 --> 01:06:04.794 'Cause I love my bitchy little ass. 1357 01:06:07.547 --> 01:06:08.965 Who do you love, Natalie? 1358 01:06:16.097 --> 01:06:16.973 Josh. 1359 01:06:17.765 --> 01:06:19.893 I've never had the chance to tell him that. 1360 01:06:20.643 --> 01:06:22.187 I need to tell him that. 1361 01:06:22.270 --> 01:06:23.605 Right now. Erm... 1362 01:06:24.189 --> 01:06:27.192 Oh, I'm never gonna make it. But I have to try. 1363 01:06:27.275 --> 01:06:30.320 Oh, my God, of course. Why am I so dumb? 1364 01:06:30.403 --> 01:06:32.906 It was always gonna come down to running to stop the wedding! 1365 01:06:32.989 --> 01:06:34.324 Well, then, you run, girl. 1366 01:06:34.866 --> 01:06:37.535 You run like a sexy 18-year-old in a coming out novel 1367 01:06:37.619 --> 01:06:40.371 who just realized that they're in love with their theater partner, Ryan. 1368 01:06:41.372 --> 01:06:42.332 Get it! 1369 01:06:43.124 --> 01:06:47.212 <i>♪ Those days of warm rains ♪</i> 1370 01:06:47.295 --> 01:06:50.340 <i>♪ Come rushing back to me ♪</i> 1371 01:06:51.007 --> 01:06:52.300 <i>♪ Say it, say it again ♪</i> 1372 01:06:52.383 --> 01:06:54.469 <i>♪ I love you, always, forever ♪</i> 1373 01:06:54.552 --> 01:06:56.804 <i>♪ Near and far, closer together ♪</i> 1374 01:06:56.888 --> 01:06:59.349 <i>♪ Say you'll love, love me forever ♪</i> 1375 01:06:59.432 --> 01:07:01.726 <i>♪ Never stop, never, whatever ♪</i> 1376 01:07:01.809 --> 01:07:02.852 <i>♪ Near and far and always... ♪</i> 1377 01:07:02.936 --> 01:07:05.355 Slow motion. 1378 01:07:05.438 --> 01:07:08.608 Soooo dumb. 1379 01:07:08.691 --> 01:07:10.485 <i>♪ Never stop, never, whatever ♪</i> 1380 01:07:10.568 --> 01:07:12.487 <i>♪ Near and far and always ♪</i> 1381 01:07:12.570 --> 01:07:14.989 <i>♪ And everywhere and every ♪</i> 1382 01:07:15.073 --> 01:07:17.659 <i>♪ Say you'll love, love me forever ♪</i> 1383 01:07:17.742 --> 01:07:19.911 <i>♪ Never stop, never, whatever ♪</i> 1384 01:07:19.994 --> 01:07:21.704 <i>♪ Near and far and always ♪</i> 1385 01:07:21.788 --> 01:07:25.333 <i>♪ And everywhere and everything ♪</i> 1386 01:07:27.001 --> 01:07:29.254 Stop! 1387 01:07:29.337 --> 01:07:30.880 - Natalie? - Josh. 1388 01:07:30.964 --> 01:07:33.591 Oi, I just need one second. Sorry. 1389 01:07:33.675 --> 01:07:35.885 I basically just ran, like, a half marathon. 1390 01:07:36.511 --> 01:07:38.263 Oh, with no sports bra. 1391 01:07:38.346 --> 01:07:40.932 Natalie, what are you doing? 1392 01:07:41.015 --> 01:07:42.559 I'm here to stop the wedding. 1393 01:07:44.060 --> 01:07:46.312 Don't worry, everyone, it's, erm... 1394 01:07:46.729 --> 01:07:50.358 She's clearly out of breath and her mind. 1395 01:07:50.441 --> 01:07:52.569 Are you feeling okay, honey? 1396 01:07:52.652 --> 01:07:54.821 'Cause you know, he's mine, right? 1397 01:07:55.738 --> 01:07:58.032 We have a... soul connection. 1398 01:07:58.116 --> 01:07:59.284 Awww! 1399 01:07:59.367 --> 01:08:01.953 Er, no, she doesn't even know Josh. 1400 01:08:02.036 --> 01:08:03.580 What? Of course I know Josh. 1401 01:08:03.663 --> 01:08:04.664 Really? 1402 01:08:06.082 --> 01:08:07.750 Uh, what's his favorite vegetable, then? 1403 01:08:08.293 --> 01:08:11.337 Well, that's random. No one has a favorite vegetable. 1404 01:08:11.421 --> 01:08:14.382 See? She doesn't even know Josh. It's tableside guac. 1405 01:08:14.465 --> 01:08:15.883 That's not even a real vegetable. 1406 01:08:15.967 --> 01:08:16.801 It is to him. 1407 01:08:16.884 --> 01:08:19.178 Technically, it is. It's avocados, smashed. 1408 01:08:19.262 --> 01:08:20.263 - Stop it. - Sorry. 1409 01:08:20.346 --> 01:08:21.222 Josh. 1410 01:08:21.306 --> 01:08:23.349 I know I don't have legs for days, 1411 01:08:23.433 --> 01:08:25.977 and I'm not some yoga... whatever the sh-- 1412 01:08:26.060 --> 01:08:28.730 Yoga ambassador. A yoga ambassador. 1413 01:08:28.813 --> 01:08:31.899 Ambassadors are for countries, not for stretching. 1414 01:08:32.859 --> 01:08:34.861 Josh. Look... 1415 01:08:35.737 --> 01:08:38.364 I know you think Isabella is the girl of your dreams. 1416 01:08:40.074 --> 01:08:41.701 But what if you're wrong? 1417 01:08:43.244 --> 01:08:44.287 Nat... 1418 01:08:44.996 --> 01:08:47.123 Okay, yeah, I'll never look like her. 1419 01:08:48.916 --> 01:08:49.792 But... 1420 01:08:50.209 --> 01:08:52.378 I'm smart and kind and funny 1421 01:08:52.962 --> 01:08:53.838 and... 1422 01:08:54.380 --> 01:08:55.506 I'm passionate about work, 1423 01:08:56.049 --> 01:08:58.926 and I'm really weirdly good at karaoke. 1424 01:08:59.010 --> 01:08:59.886 Josh... 1425 01:09:02.847 --> 01:09:05.016 You should choose me, you should love me. 1426 01:09:06.017 --> 01:09:07.268 Because I love... 1427 01:09:08.645 --> 01:09:09.979 I love... 1428 01:09:26.079 --> 01:09:27.080 I love me. 1429 01:09:28.289 --> 01:09:29.374 Holy crap. 1430 01:09:30.917 --> 01:09:31.876 I love me. 1431 01:09:34.379 --> 01:09:35.463 Oh, my God, this whole time, 1432 01:09:35.546 --> 01:09:39.008 I thought I had to get somebody else to fall in love with me, but I... 1433 01:09:40.051 --> 01:09:41.135 I had to love me. 1434 01:09:45.348 --> 01:09:47.016 Okay, I'm just gonna go. 1435 01:09:47.100 --> 01:09:49.394 Just to be clear, you're not still stopping the wedding? 1436 01:09:49.477 --> 01:09:51.354 No, just go-- carry on. 1437 01:09:51.437 --> 01:09:53.523 You guys, erm... Yeah, do your thing. 1438 01:09:53.606 --> 01:09:56.067 I'm gonna do me. Good luck with everything. 1439 01:09:56.150 --> 01:09:58.528 I don't have high hopes for what's going on there. 1440 01:09:58.611 --> 01:10:02.699 Josh and Iz, what's their couple name gonna be? Jiz? 1441 01:10:02.782 --> 01:10:04.575 Love! 1442 01:10:04.659 --> 01:10:05.993 It's crazy, right? 1443 01:10:16.754 --> 01:10:18.881 I guess I don't really have a choice, do I? 1444 01:10:18.965 --> 01:10:22.093 <i>♪ Makin' my way downtown, walkin' fast ♪</i> 1445 01:10:22.176 --> 01:10:24.137 <i>- ♪ Faces pass and I'm homebound ♪</i> - Whoo! 1446 01:10:24.220 --> 01:10:25.763 <i>As I drove away,</i> 1447 01:10:25.847 --> 01:10:28.558 <i>I began to realize that loving yourself is...</i> 1448 01:10:28.641 --> 01:10:29.851 <i>There's something there--</i> 1449 01:10:51.038 --> 01:10:52.123 Okay. 1450 01:10:52.790 --> 01:10:55.460 Looks like someone got a pretty bad bonk on the head. 1451 01:10:55.543 --> 01:10:57.962 Bonk? No, no, no, no, no. 1452 01:10:58.045 --> 01:10:59.464 You're too hot to be a doctor. 1453 01:10:59.547 --> 01:11:00.882 How can I still be stuck here? 1454 01:11:01.758 --> 01:11:03.259 Get out of here. Wrong room. 1455 01:11:04.177 --> 01:11:06.888 Sorry, they're shooting a<i> Law & Order SVU </i>here today, 1456 01:11:06.971 --> 01:11:08.306 and he's just doin' some research. 1457 01:11:08.389 --> 01:11:10.391 God, I should have been a TV doctor. 1458 01:11:10.475 --> 01:11:12.894 This totally blows, I'm buried in lawsuits... 1459 01:11:13.853 --> 01:11:15.021 You got mugged in the subway. 1460 01:11:15.104 --> 01:11:16.230 - I... I did? - Yeah. 1461 01:11:16.314 --> 01:11:19.233 You were in a medically-induced coma for about 18 hours. 1462 01:11:19.317 --> 01:11:21.194 Am I... Am I okay? 1463 01:11:21.277 --> 01:11:22.570 Can I leave now? 1464 01:11:22.653 --> 01:11:25.740 If I say yes and I'm wrong... will you sue me? 1465 01:11:26.824 --> 01:11:28.451 - No. - Well, then my answer's yes. 1466 01:11:29.035 --> 01:11:30.953 Here, can you just... erm... 1467 01:11:31.037 --> 01:11:33.122 What are you doing with that? 1468 01:11:36.042 --> 01:11:36.959 Fuck! 1469 01:11:38.753 --> 01:11:40.087 Oh, did you hear that? 1470 01:11:40.171 --> 01:11:41.088 Yeah. 1471 01:11:41.172 --> 01:11:43.216 Aaah! Yes! 1472 01:11:46.302 --> 01:11:48.596 New York is a shithole again! 1473 01:11:48.679 --> 01:11:50.139 <i>♪ Breakout ♪</i> 1474 01:11:50.223 --> 01:11:51.349 Taxi! 1475 01:11:57.396 --> 01:12:01.275 <i>♪ When explanations make no sense ♪</i> 1476 01:12:01.692 --> 01:12:05.071 <i>♪ When every answer's wrong ♪</i> 1477 01:12:06.030 --> 01:12:09.617 <i>♪ You're fighting with lost confidence</i> 1478 01:12:10.284 --> 01:12:13.162 <i>♪ All expectations gone... ♪</i> 1479 01:12:14.330 --> 01:12:17.124 My apartment's shitty again! 1480 01:12:18.209 --> 01:12:19.585 Yeah! 1481 01:12:19.669 --> 01:12:20.920 Ah! Baxter! 1482 01:12:21.003 --> 01:12:24.382 I'm back, and you're back to normal! 1483 01:12:24.465 --> 01:12:26.509 Hey, Baxter? Pyeow! 1484 01:12:26.592 --> 01:12:28.427 Baxter, play dead. 1485 01:12:30.304 --> 01:12:31.347 Close enough. 1486 01:12:31.430 --> 01:12:33.850 <i>- ♪ You're down to earth ♪ - ♪ Break down the walls ♪</i> 1487 01:12:33.933 --> 01:12:35.142 <i>♪ Break down... ♪</i> 1488 01:12:35.643 --> 01:12:36.561 Donny! 1489 01:12:36.644 --> 01:12:37.937 You're still here! 1490 01:12:38.771 --> 01:12:39.730 Mm. 1491 01:12:40.648 --> 01:12:41.649 Come on, frittatas are up. 1492 01:12:41.732 --> 01:12:44.402 Oh, no. You're still gay, you must be trapped. 1493 01:12:44.485 --> 01:12:46.654 Wait, what? What do you mean, trapped? 1494 01:12:46.737 --> 01:12:48.072 I've been gay for forever. 1495 01:12:48.155 --> 01:12:50.491 What? What about all those girls that come to the apartment? 1496 01:12:50.575 --> 01:12:54.120 I sell weed, and we live like a block from an all-girls school. 1497 01:12:54.203 --> 01:12:56.455 - Did you not know that? - Huh? 1498 01:12:56.539 --> 01:12:58.708 Oh, right, 'cause gay guys can't be drug dealers. 1499 01:12:58.791 --> 01:12:59.876 - That's offensive. - Yeah. 1500 01:12:59.959 --> 01:13:02.336 You like your gay guys to talk like this? Is that it? 1501 01:13:02.420 --> 01:13:03.921 - You want 'em to talk like this? - Mm-hm! 1502 01:13:04.005 --> 01:13:05.756 Yeah, do you wanna go out to Fire Island? 1503 01:13:05.840 --> 01:13:08.092 - Yeah, are you a Virgo, like me? - Mm-hm! 1504 01:13:08.175 --> 01:13:10.303 Okay, we're real, this is how we are. 1505 01:13:15.141 --> 01:13:16.058 Thank you. 1506 01:13:19.228 --> 01:13:21.022 Do you want weed? 1507 01:13:27.403 --> 01:13:30.072 Hey, Nat. I'm running late to a meeting. Can you clean this up for me? 1508 01:13:30.156 --> 01:13:33.910 Erm, I have things to do and places to be, so why don't you clean that shit up? 1509 01:13:33.993 --> 01:13:35.828 Oh, yeah. 1510 01:13:37.747 --> 01:13:39.415 Natalie, you won't believe it. 1511 01:13:39.498 --> 01:13:42.126 The 3D printer is down again. Can you call-- 1512 01:13:42.209 --> 01:13:44.712 You? Call you? Is that what you were gonna ask me? 1513 01:13:44.795 --> 01:13:47.173 You're the person to call when something breaks in the office. 1514 01:13:47.256 --> 01:13:50.134 - No, actually, I was gonna-- - Sorry, one second, I'm just gonna call. 1515 01:13:50.217 --> 01:13:51.802 Donna, hi, it's Natalie. 1516 01:13:51.886 --> 01:13:53.971 Yeah, can you do your goddamn job? 1517 01:13:57.016 --> 01:13:58.351 Oh, Whitney. 1518 01:13:59.185 --> 01:14:01.479 - Oh, my God! Hi! - Hi. 1519 01:14:01.562 --> 01:14:02.980 I know it was only like one day, 1520 01:14:03.064 --> 01:14:05.691 but I missed you, like, a lot, an unhealthy amount. 1521 01:14:05.775 --> 01:14:07.193 What happened? Are you okay? 1522 01:14:07.276 --> 01:14:09.403 I am actually the best I've ever been. 1523 01:14:10.363 --> 01:14:11.572 But please, okay, 1524 01:14:11.656 --> 01:14:14.367 you need to promise me that we will never ever fight again. 1525 01:14:14.450 --> 01:14:16.035 What? We would never fight. 1526 01:14:16.118 --> 01:14:18.704 Mostly because you let me watch movies all day. 1527 01:14:18.788 --> 01:14:21.874 Well, about that, I was thinking that we cut back on the movies. 1528 01:14:22.583 --> 01:14:24.001 - You're right, totally right. - Yeah. 1529 01:14:24.085 --> 01:14:25.628 I could stop whenever I want. 1530 01:14:25.711 --> 01:14:27.046 They're unimportant to me. 1531 01:14:27.129 --> 01:14:28.381 Erm... How about one a day? 1532 01:14:28.464 --> 01:14:29.382 How about none a week? 1533 01:14:29.465 --> 01:14:30.675 Okay, tough but fair. 1534 01:14:30.758 --> 01:14:32.093 Yeah, like my leg hair. 1535 01:14:32.176 --> 01:14:34.428 TMI. Okay. I gotta get in there. 1536 01:14:34.512 --> 01:14:35.554 Okay, bye. 1537 01:14:35.638 --> 01:14:36.681 - Whoa. - Let's go. 1538 01:14:40.351 --> 01:14:42.228 Perfect. Let's get some coffee. 1539 01:14:42.311 --> 01:14:43.688 Actually, I don't do that. 1540 01:14:44.939 --> 01:14:45.815 What do you do? 1541 01:14:46.440 --> 01:14:47.942 Take a seat, darl, you'll find out. 1542 01:14:48.025 --> 01:14:51.195 I think you'll find it very... beguiling. 1543 01:14:51.904 --> 01:14:52.780 Natalie. 1544 01:14:53.072 --> 01:14:55.449 I'm presenting my idea for his hotel. 1545 01:14:55.533 --> 01:14:57.410 We're not doing that yet. 1546 01:14:57.493 --> 01:14:59.453 Well, I am. I'm ready. 1547 01:14:59.996 --> 01:15:01.038 Ow! Oh. 1548 01:15:01.539 --> 01:15:06.669 Okay, Mr. Lewis, I've been thinking a lot lately about what we value, 1549 01:15:07.003 --> 01:15:11.132 what we deem worthy of investing our time and love 1550 01:15:11.215 --> 01:15:13.926 and, of course, our money into, so... 1551 01:15:14.010 --> 01:15:17.054 as we design your exciting new hotel, 1552 01:15:17.513 --> 01:15:20.349 I would like to first focus on the parking garage. 1553 01:15:20.975 --> 01:15:22.351 The parking garage? 1554 01:15:23.769 --> 01:15:24.854 Yep. 1555 01:15:25.354 --> 01:15:29.025 Think about it. They're dark... they're closed off. 1556 01:15:30.860 --> 01:15:34.238 Nobody ever really notices them. 1557 01:15:37.199 --> 01:15:38.701 But what if we open them up? 1558 01:15:40.828 --> 01:15:42.121 What if we actually... 1559 01:15:42.955 --> 01:15:44.373 made something of them? 1560 01:15:45.041 --> 01:15:46.250 Made them bright and airy... 1561 01:15:46.876 --> 01:15:49.420 and there were glass walls everywhere? 1562 01:15:49.503 --> 01:15:50.963 And then, suddenly... 1563 01:15:51.756 --> 01:15:53.966 something that was invisible, 1564 01:15:54.050 --> 01:15:56.635 something nobody ever cared about 1565 01:15:56.719 --> 01:15:58.179 or looked twice at... 1566 01:15:59.346 --> 01:16:01.390 suddenly, they're not invisible anymore. 1567 01:16:02.183 --> 01:16:03.934 People actually look at them and... 1568 01:16:04.727 --> 01:16:05.728 see beauty. 1569 01:16:07.438 --> 01:16:08.522 They see something... 1570 01:16:09.231 --> 01:16:10.107 at least. 1571 01:16:11.192 --> 01:16:13.069 I think that could be, like, really special. 1572 01:16:13.152 --> 01:16:14.070 Hm. 1573 01:16:18.282 --> 01:16:19.617 It's actually not a bad idea. 1574 01:16:19.700 --> 01:16:20.576 Thank you. 1575 01:16:21.035 --> 01:16:23.370 It's actually a great idea, that I thought of. 1576 01:16:24.246 --> 01:16:26.123 And I'm just gonna get started on it. 1577 01:16:26.624 --> 01:16:27.958 All right, let's do it. 1578 01:16:28.042 --> 01:16:30.169 Okay, I'll see you guys later. Peace out. 1579 01:16:31.504 --> 01:16:32.838 What does beguiling mean? 1580 01:16:39.637 --> 01:16:42.306 And you! You need to stop living in a fantasy land. 1581 01:16:42.848 --> 01:16:44.642 Hello? Hello? 1582 01:16:44.725 --> 01:16:45.768 Hello, Josh! 1583 01:16:45.851 --> 01:16:46.727 Oh. Hey. 1584 01:16:46.811 --> 01:16:48.229 - Yeah, okay. - What's up, Nat? 1585 01:16:48.312 --> 01:16:51.023 You need to stop staring out that window 1586 01:16:51.107 --> 01:16:53.692 at some stupid girl in some stupid little swimsuit. 1587 01:16:53.776 --> 01:16:55.986 Okay? That's not all it's cracked up to be. 1588 01:16:56.070 --> 01:16:58.405 You need to start living in the real world, 1589 01:16:58.489 --> 01:17:00.699 and stop thinking that you're gonna get with some model, 1590 01:17:00.783 --> 01:17:02.368 and that that's gonna make you happy. 1591 01:17:02.451 --> 01:17:03.327 You done? 1592 01:17:03.410 --> 01:17:05.454 Okay, here, take a seat. 1593 01:17:06.122 --> 01:17:07.706 Come on, sit down. 1594 01:17:07.790 --> 01:17:08.999 - You're not-- - Come on. 1595 01:17:09.083 --> 01:17:10.835 - You're not pushing me again? - No, no, no, no. 1596 01:17:10.918 --> 01:17:12.503 Hang on. Okay. 1597 01:17:12.586 --> 01:17:14.255 Stay right there, don't move. 1598 01:17:15.339 --> 01:17:16.215 Just... 1599 01:17:39.155 --> 01:17:41.073 So what do you see when you look at the billboard? 1600 01:17:57.298 --> 01:17:58.424 I was lookin' at you. 1601 01:18:01.177 --> 01:18:02.303 I'm always lookin' at you. 1602 01:18:03.345 --> 01:18:04.221 Josh... 1603 01:18:05.848 --> 01:18:06.974 You're such an idiot. 1604 01:18:18.110 --> 01:18:19.195 Okay. 1605 01:18:19.612 --> 01:18:21.614 Well! 1606 01:18:23.657 --> 01:18:25.409 Maybe we should go out sometime, then. 1607 01:18:25.492 --> 01:18:26.452 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1608 01:18:26.535 --> 01:18:27.912 - If you wanted to. - That'd be great. 1609 01:18:27.995 --> 01:18:30.289 Okay. Yeah, good. Good-- Great. Great. 1610 01:18:30.372 --> 01:18:31.957 - Yeah, let's... - Yeah. 1611 01:18:32.625 --> 01:18:35.044 Why are we talkin' like we're angry with each other? 1612 01:18:35.127 --> 01:18:37.588 I don't know. I was just on a roll this morning, and now I'm... 1613 01:18:40.424 --> 01:18:42.009 Now I'm really happy. 1614 01:18:42.092 --> 01:18:43.761 So, uh, this weekend? 1615 01:18:44.595 --> 01:18:45.596 Karaoke or something? 1616 01:18:46.055 --> 01:18:47.348 Yeah, that'd be... 1617 01:18:48.015 --> 01:18:50.559 Yeah. I mean, I might outshine you, but... 1618 01:18:52.561 --> 01:18:53.729 - Okay, all right. - Cool. 1619 01:19:08.202 --> 01:19:10.204 - Yeah, it should... --This is gonna take a long time. 1620 01:19:10.287 --> 01:19:12.206 That one takes a while sometimes. 1621 01:19:12.748 --> 01:19:14.375 Okay, there it is. 1622 01:19:43.445 --> 01:19:45.281 Oh... 1623 01:19:45.698 --> 01:19:47.491 Wait, did you just run down the stairs? 1624 01:19:47.574 --> 01:19:49.618 I'm trying to be calm, but where are you going? 1625 01:19:49.702 --> 01:19:51.370 I'm just getting a coffee. 1626 01:19:51.453 --> 01:19:53.372 'Cause I'm now my own coffee bitch. 1627 01:19:53.455 --> 01:19:56.625 I just wanted to say I'm so proud of you. Upstairs was amazing. 1628 01:19:56.709 --> 01:19:59.586 Just to be clear, Josh does not complete me. 1629 01:19:59.712 --> 01:20:01.213 I complete myself. 1630 01:20:01.964 --> 01:20:03.173 You know, God... 1631 01:20:04.049 --> 01:20:05.509 Even though you were so cynical, 1632 01:20:05.592 --> 01:20:08.637 it looks like you have the dream job, the guy that really likes you, 1633 01:20:08.721 --> 01:20:10.055 the really cool best friend, me... 1634 01:20:10.139 --> 01:20:13.559 It's like you are in one of those love stories that you hate so much. 1635 01:20:16.395 --> 01:20:19.273 Yeah, all I need now is some catchy musical number. 1636 01:20:21.066 --> 01:20:22.484 <i>♪ Come on, girls ♪</i> 1637 01:20:22.568 --> 01:20:24.278 <i>♪ Do you believe in love? ♪</i> 1638 01:20:24.695 --> 01:20:26.739 <i>♪ 'Cause I got somethin' to say about it ♪</i> 1639 01:20:26.822 --> 01:20:28.365 <i>♪ And it goes somethin' like this ♪</i> 1640 01:20:28.449 --> 01:20:29.533 <i>♪ Huh ♪</i> 1641 01:20:29.616 --> 01:20:32.911 <i>♪ Don't go for second best, baby ♪</i> 1642 01:20:32.995 --> 01:20:35.247 <i>♪ Put your love to the test ♪</i> 1643 01:20:35.331 --> 01:20:37.541 <i>♪ You know, you know you've got to ♪</i> 1644 01:20:37.624 --> 01:20:40.127 <i>♪ Got to express how you feel ♪</i> 1645 01:20:40.210 --> 01:20:44.882 <i>♪ And maybe then You'll know your love is real, yeah ♪</i> 1646 01:20:45.549 --> 01:20:48.385 <i>♪ You don't need diamond rings ♪</i> 1647 01:20:48.469 --> 01:20:52.598 <i>♪ Or 18-karat gold ♪</i> 1648 01:20:53.557 --> 01:20:56.143 <i>♪ Fancy cars that go very fast ♪</i> 1649 01:20:56.226 --> 01:21:00.814 <i>♪ You know they never last no, no ♪</i> 1650 01:21:01.398 --> 01:21:04.276 <i>♪ Oh, what you need is a big strong hand ♪</i> 1651 01:21:04.360 --> 01:21:09.740 <i>- ♪ To lift you to your higher ground ♪ - ♪ Ooh, lift to your higher ground ♪</i> 1652 01:21:09.823 --> 01:21:12.159 <i>♪ Make you feel like a queen on a throne ♪</i> 1653 01:21:12.242 --> 01:21:17.289 <i>♪ Ooh, make him love you Till you can't come down ♪</i> 1654 01:21:17.373 --> 01:21:21.043 <i>♪ Don't go for second best, baby ♪</i> 1655 01:21:21.126 --> 01:21:23.212 <i>♪ Put your love to the test ♪</i> 1656 01:21:23.295 --> 01:21:25.506 <i>♪ You know, you know you've got to ♪</i> 1657 01:21:25.589 --> 01:21:28.509 <i>♪ Got to express how you feel ♪</i> 1658 01:21:28.592 --> 01:21:32.638 <i>♪ And maybe then You'll know your love is real ♪</i> 1659 01:21:33.097 --> 01:21:36.266 <i>♪ Long-stem roses Are the way to your heart ♪</i> 1660 01:21:36.350 --> 01:21:40.687 <i>♪ But he needs to start with your head ♪</i> 1661 01:21:41.563 --> 01:21:44.650 <i>♪ Satin sheets are very romantic ♪</i> 1662 01:21:44.733 --> 01:21:48.320 <i>♪ What happens when you're not in bed? ♪</i> 1663 01:21:48.404 --> 01:21:49.363 <i>♪ Mm ♪</i> 1664 01:21:49.446 --> 01:21:52.116 <i>♪ You deserve the best in life ♪</i> 1665 01:21:52.199 --> 01:21:55.369 <i>♪ So if the time isn't right Then move on ♪</i> 1666 01:21:55.452 --> 01:21:57.579 <i>♪ Move on, yeah ♪</i> 1667 01:21:57.663 --> 01:22:00.332 <i>♪ Second best is never enough ♪</i> 1668 01:22:00.416 --> 01:22:02.292 <i>♪ You'll do much better, baby</i> ♪ 1669 01:22:02.376 --> 01:22:04.253 <i>- ♪ On your own ♪ - ♪ On my own ♪</i> 1670 01:22:11.218 --> 01:22:13.387 <i>♪ Yeah ♪</i> 1671 01:22:13.470 --> 01:22:17.141 <i>♪ Don't go for second best, baby ♪</i> 1672 01:22:17.224 --> 01:22:19.435 <i>♪ Put your love to the test ♪</i> 1673 01:22:19.518 --> 01:22:21.603 <i>♪ You know, you know you've got to ♪</i> 1674 01:22:21.687 --> 01:22:24.189 <i>♪ Got to express how you feel ♪</i> 1675 01:22:24.273 --> 01:22:28.527 <i>♪ And maybe then You'll know your love is real ♪</i> 1676 01:22:28.610 --> 01:22:35.409 <i>♪ Express yourself ♪</i> 1677 01:22:41.874 --> 01:22:43.208 Oh... ...it's hot. 1678 01:22:59.558 --> 01:23:01.185 <i>♪ Oh, yeah, we with it ♪</i> 1679 01:23:01.268 --> 01:23:04.855 <i>♪ Yeah, yeah, we with me, with me With someone who get me ♪</i> 1680 01:23:05.272 --> 01:23:08.942 <i>♪ What do you give me, give me? Yeah, yeah, we with it ♪</i> 1681 01:23:09.026 --> 01:23:10.944 <i>♪ Yeah, yeah, we with it ♪</i> 1682 01:23:11.361 --> 01:23:14.990 <i>♪ Yeah, we stay with it from beginning To be in it ♪</i> 1683 01:23:15.073 --> 01:23:16.783 <i>♪ I'mma do it my way ♪</i> 1684 01:23:16.867 --> 01:23:18.994 <i>♪ Don't they know it's my way? ♪</i> 1685 01:23:19.077 --> 01:23:22.998 <i>♪ I'll just do my thing 'Cause I like the way I do it ♪</i> 1686 01:23:23.081 --> 01:23:25.083 <i>♪ I'mma do it my way ♪</i> 1687 01:23:26.627 --> 01:23:28.754 <i>♪ I'mma, I'mma do it my way ♪</i> 1688 01:23:28.837 --> 01:23:30.839 <i>- ♪ Oh, oh ♪ - ♪ My way ♪</i> 1689 01:23:31.423 --> 01:23:33.175 <i>♪ And we say oh ♪</i> 1690 01:23:33.258 --> 01:23:35.886 <i>- ♪ Oh ♪ - ♪ How you like me now? ♪</i> 1691 01:23:36.303 --> 01:23:38.555 <i>♪ Got you feelin' my side I see you any time ♪</i> 1692 01:23:38.639 --> 01:23:41.600 <i>- ♪ Hit you, like, ow ♪ - ♪ Oh ♪</i> 1693 01:23:41.683 --> 01:23:43.602 <i>♪ Yeah, I can't compromise ♪</i> 1694 01:23:44.394 --> 01:23:46.480 <i>♪ 'Cause I'm nothin' like it I just try it ♪</i> 1695 01:23:46.563 --> 01:23:49.107 <i>- ♪ Singin' I'mma do it my way ♪ - ♪ Oh ♪</i> 1696 01:23:49.191 --> 01:23:51.193 <i>♪ Don't they know it's my way? ♪</i> 1697 01:23:51.276 --> 01:23:54.947 <i>♪ I'll just do my thing 'Cause I like the way I do it ♪</i> 1698 01:23:55.030 --> 01:23:57.074 <i>- ♪ I'mma do it my way ♪ - ♪ Oh ♪</i> 1699 01:23:57.157 --> 01:23:58.867 <i>♪ Don't they know it's my way? ♪</i> 1700 01:23:58.951 --> 01:24:00.327 <i>♪ I'll just do my thing ♪</i> 1701 01:24:00.410 --> 01:24:02.913 <i>♪ 'Cause I like the way I do it ♪</i> 1702 01:24:02.996 --> 01:24:05.582 <i>- ♪ I'mma do it my way ♪ - ♪ Oh ♪</i> 1703 01:24:05.666 --> 01:24:08.961 <i>- ♪ Oh ♪ - ♪ I'mma, I'mma do it my way ♪</i> 1704 01:24:09.044 --> 01:24:10.837 <i>- ♪ Oh, oh ♪ - ♪ My way ♪</i>