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CHARLES: You're not concentrating. I can tell.

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You're thinking about e-mails or
text messages or handbags.

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Taylor Lautner.

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ANNIE: You don't know that. You don't
know what I'm thinking about.

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(WHISPERING) Lautner.

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Okay, I might not know the specifics

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but I know it's some kind of useless racket

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that's keeping you from concentrating.

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You don't know squat!

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I could be thinking about the cure for cancer.

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In fact, I may have just cracked it.

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And now you're trying to get me
to erase it from my hard drive.

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You couldn't cure a UTI

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if you owned a cranberry farm. (GASPS)

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Hey! I have never had an infected urinary tract.

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Oh, really? No, I have not.

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And you've never had HPV either?

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No! All right.

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No human papillomavirus?

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Watch your mouth!

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Hey! Watch your mouth.

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I smack too. I was vaccinated.

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I was vaccinated.

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'Cause, unlike you, I was born after the polio vaccine.

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What are you talking about? I
am five years older than you.

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How do I know that?

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I see no documentation of that.
For all I know you're 45.

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Listen to me! I am 35 years old. Okay?

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You're 45! You're gray!

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Ow! Ow! Ow! Buddy, don't grab my hair.

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It's thin. I don't like when you pull my hair.

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Then let go of my wrist.

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Okay.

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On three. Truce? Okay.

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Three, two, one. One, two, three.

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Okay. Don't grab my hair again, okay?

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Okay. Well, then don't hold me down.

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It makes me self-conscious. That's
my only way to defend myself.

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I'm being serious though. Will you please concentrate?

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Yes. Okay.

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That's it.

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Take three deep breaths.

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(INHALING)

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This is the only moment you need to be worried about.

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There's no yesterday.

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There's no tomorrow.

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There's just right now.

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You're not late for anything.

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And you're not gonna miss anything.

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You're exactly where you're supposed to be.

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And you're exactly who you're supposed to be.

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You're absolutely perfect.

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And whatever happens today

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is exactly what's supposed to happen.

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And if you want

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I'll spend every moment with
you for the rest of your life.

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Okay, I want.

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You're gonna have a wonderful day today.

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You don't have to be nervous about anything.

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Okay, I'm not.

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You promise?

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Yeah. Thanks, buddy.

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You're so terrible on the eyes.

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I don't know why I share a bed
with you! You're disgusting!

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RANDY: That's a lot! That's a lot of
space. Forget it. I've got a friend.

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Hey, you! Is Charlie awake yet?

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'Cause I've got to pick him up.
We've got a meeting in town.

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I thought I'd swing by and grab him.

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Yeah, he's inside.

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Right. You doing all right?

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Yeah. Yeah, good!

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Are you okay, Randy?

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No. No. Why? Why? What's wrong?

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You're just a little sweaty. But it's not a big deal.

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Okay, well, I'm sorry. That happens.

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I hate it. You don't need to apologize.

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Okay. Okay.

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Bye, Randy.

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You too!

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Yes. I'll do that. I'll...

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Someone's calling. Hold on, hold on. Just a second.

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God damn it! Son of a bitch.

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Damn it!

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Oh, shit! Fuck!

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Hey. Hey. No!

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Fuck! No! No!

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Oh! Oh! No! Kids! (SCREAMING)

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Oh, God!

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(SHOTS FIRING) What the fuck!

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Mom!

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Oh, no! Kids!

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Mom! RANDY: No!

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(SCREAMING)

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When I tell you to stay in park
you fucking stay in park!

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You stay in park or I will break you!

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Hear me?

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CHARLES: Hey! What are you doing?

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What the fuck are you doing, Randy?

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Nothing!

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What do you mean nothing? I look out my window

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and you're ghost riding your van in the backyard, man!

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You're blasting holes in everything!

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Shut the fuck up, Charlie! Shut the fuck up!

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I'm sorry, ma'am. Wait! Let me
get my badge! Don't worry!

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No! Don't go anywhere! I got my badge!
This car is malfunctioning!

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CHARLES: Randy! You blew her window out!

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You've got to be more careful than that!

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Would you shut the fuck up? I'm trying
to explain to this lady what happened!

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Hey! Why don't you explain to me, man?

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It's my yard you're driving through!

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You're assaulting a minivan with
a firearm? Jesus, Randy!

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I had a fucking accident!

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Okay? I had a fucking accident!
All right? I'm embarrassed!

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Okay? Are you happy? I spilt my coffee all over me!

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Listen, I didn't know you spilt your coffee, okay?

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Yeah, it spilt on my shirt and on my pants!

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I'm sorry. Listen, it's all right. Are you okay?

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Yeah. I think so.

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So you spilt your coffee?

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Yeah. I spilled it on my shirt and on my pants.

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And then you fell out of your van?

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Or were you firing first and then you fell out?

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I don't want to talk about it out here.

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Okay. Okay.

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You want to come inside?

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Get me out of this yard, man!

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You were really firing that gun, man.

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Okay. Next subject.

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Hi, Annie. Take a seat. I'm just finishing this up.

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Thanks. Oh, take your time.

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(BREATHING DEEPLY)

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What's that?

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Uh, I was just taking a couple of deep breaths.

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Someone recommended I try it when I'm nervous.

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You know what else works?

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Xanax. Oh. It's so good.

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All benzos, really.

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But that one works extremely well. Very fast-acting.

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Huh? I never take Xanax.

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Well, you should really try it.

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If you mix it with wine or beer
it sort of supercharges it.

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I should try that.

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Why are you nervous?

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I know, you know, it's the end of the semester

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and I also know there's budgetary issues.

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And that you have to let a few professors go.

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And so when I got the note in my box,

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I think I just assumed the worst.

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Would you be afraid to get fired
if your job was to clean the floor

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at one of those coin-operated jack-off booths?

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You know, where you're the one holding the mop.

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Um, fired from a jack-off booth?

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Where the truckers go and masturbate.

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They're all along the interstate.

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Yeah. I know what you're talking about.

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Well? Would you? Um...

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No. I would not.

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And yet, you're here at Milton Valley,

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the jack-off booth of academia.

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I'm not sure what your point is.

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You're too smart and passionate
to work here. So why do you?

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You know, I created my own major at Stanford.

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I have a doctorate in Non-Violent Conflict Resolution,

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which no university offers as a major. They just don't.

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So I teach intro to soc classes.

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And I'm... I'm also in a relationship here.

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I'm going to stop you.

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UC is starting a conflict resolution program.

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I spoke to the head of the Sociology Department.

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And she's extremely interested in
hiring you to run that program.

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No way.

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Uh-huh, way.

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Now, she's meeting the other applicant on Wednesday

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and she'll need to make a decision that day.

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Their semester starts in a week.

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(WHISPERS) You're meeting her on Wednesday.

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Oh, my God!

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Thank you so much! I'm so flattered

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that you would even consider me!

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I just have to check with my boyfriend
Charlie because he has...

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He can't exactly leave, uh, Milton. Annie.

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Please. I went to state school.

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I went to football games and blacked
out and got date raped.

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I had abortions. I worried too much
about what my boyfriends thought.

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I got what I deserved.

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But that's not you.

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You deserve so much more than this.

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RANDY: I hope your neighbor doesn't report

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what happened out there in the yard.

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Why? You're a marshal. You're allowed
to fire your weapon, aren't you?

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Yeah, but I've had a couple incidences.

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And this would be bad.

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Although, I don't know what more they could do to me.

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This seems like the bottom of the
barrel as far as being a marshal.

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Why did you get stuck with witness protection?

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Because I accidentally discharged my weapon.

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Once at a gas station and another
time at a baseball game.

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At a baseball game? Yes.

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Was anyone killed?

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No! Nobody. Are you kidding me?
No! It wasn't even my fault!

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I'm not kidding you.

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You shoot your weapon off at a baseball game

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and there's people everywhere.

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It's not crazy that I would assume
maybe someone got shot.

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Listen, I asked for a revolver.

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A revolver has a hammer that you pull back.

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And a safety. But no. What do they give me? Right.

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Jesus Christ, man. Be careful with that.

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Yeah. Look at that.

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Okay. Now, you heard stuff going on. I mean...

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(GUN CLICKS)

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(BOTH SHOUTING)

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I don't know. That's not even safe.

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Randy, Randy, Randy, Randy.

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Please, please, please, please! Okay?

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I'll just...

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From now on, don't touch my weapon anymore. Okay?

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Listen, I wasn't... I know we're friends and everything.

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And it's kind of a gray area now that we are friends.

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But do not touch my weapon again. It's unsafe.

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Okay. I'm sorry.

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I've been trained for this.

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I trained for two years to be able to do this.

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Okay. So please, do me a solid.

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I'm not going to touch it. I won't bring it up again.

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I promise. I'm not going to touch
it. All right, thank you.

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Okay. Okay.

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And it's not your fault. I know.

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Oh, no. Did it not go good?

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No, it went really well.

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Then why are you upset?

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You just look so stupid sitting there.

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So impossibly cute.

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And I don't even know why you like me so much.

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Oh, mama. I think you're stupid.

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(CHAIR CREAKING)

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I should have oiled that.

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(CHUCKLES)

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So she didn't fire you?

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Debby found me a job where I could
head my own department.

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In my field.

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And it would be the first one like it in the country.

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And it would be perfect.

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Then why are you upset?

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Because it's in L.A.

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And I would have to leave and move to L.A.

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It's in L.A.?

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That's the only place this job exists? In L.A.?

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No other place?

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No, Charlie. There's no other place.

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It only exists in L.A.

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And Debby told me that if I didn't take the interview

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she would fire me.

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And I wouldn't even have my job here anymore.

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Will you say something, please?

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What do you want me to say? There's nothing to say.

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Well, what are you thinking?

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What am I thinking?

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I think I'm pissed that the one
thing that makes me happy,

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the one thing that makes this shit-hole
town bearable is leaving.

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I didn't say I was leaving.

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You're leaving!

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Even if you wanted to stay, I wouldn't let you.

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I wouldn't forgive myself and you wouldn't either.

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That's not true. If I stayed I wouldn't resent you.

00:13:36.651 --> 00:13:38.276
Hey. Where are you going?

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I'm gonna go talk to Debby.

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About what?

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I'm gonna beg her to let me have my job back.

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Okay, wait. Slow down a second.

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Are you sure you want to do this?

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If I wanted to go to L.A., I'd have to be outside

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packing my car up to get there by Wednesday.

00:13:54.085 --> 00:13:55.127
Yeah?

00:13:55.211 --> 00:13:57.838
Yeah. So you don't see me packing up my car, do you?

00:13:57.922 --> 00:14:00.048
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hey.

00:14:01.967 --> 00:14:02.967
This doesn't feel right.

00:14:03.051 --> 00:14:05.010
I'll be back in an hour or two.

00:14:41.714 --> 00:14:43.965
You have been dating this clown for one year.

00:14:44.049 --> 00:14:47.051
It's only going to take you six months to get over him.

00:14:47.136 --> 00:14:49.721
Now, I want you to take one of
these when it gets unbearable.

00:14:50.764 --> 00:14:52.640
Some Xanies in here.

00:14:52.725 --> 00:14:55.185
And Lorazepam. Oh! Dilaudid.

00:14:55.269 --> 00:14:56.352
My gift to you.

00:14:56.687 --> 00:14:58.313
Debby, I don't need it. I don't need the pills.

00:14:58.396 --> 00:14:59.563
Take it!

00:15:01.316 --> 00:15:02.774
(CAR ENGINE REVVING)

00:15:04.277 --> 00:15:06.570
Look at Captain Longdick out there.

00:15:07.947 --> 00:15:09.781
Does this guy like to fuck, or what?

00:15:10.783 --> 00:15:12.451
That's Charlie!

00:15:16.122 --> 00:15:17.956
What are you doing here?

00:15:18.041 --> 00:15:20.375
I'm here to take your fat ass to L.A.

00:15:21.294 --> 00:15:22.878
You can't leave.

00:15:23.796 --> 00:15:25.005
Yeah.

00:15:25.089 --> 00:15:26.423
Look, I can't live here without you

00:15:26.507 --> 00:15:27.674
and I'm not letting you stay.

00:15:27.758 --> 00:15:29.634
So I suggest you get in.

00:15:30.552 --> 00:15:32.511
You don't think it'll be too dangerous?

00:15:32.596 --> 00:15:36.807
No. I've been gone for four years and L.A. is a big city.

00:15:37.476 --> 00:15:38.726
We'll be fine.

00:15:40.145 --> 00:15:41.479
(SHRIEKS WITH DELIGHT)

00:15:48.320 --> 00:15:50.655
I thought you said this car didn't run.

00:15:53.326 --> 00:15:55.953
Sweetie, this car more than runs.

00:15:59.164 --> 00:16:00.706
(TIRES SCREECHING)

00:16:06.338 --> 00:16:08.005
ANNIE: Whoa, whoa, buddy! Where are you going?

00:16:08.090 --> 00:16:09.173
CHARLES: To L.A.

00:16:09.258 --> 00:16:10.424
I have to pack my stuff.

00:16:10.509 --> 00:16:12.093
No. I grabbed everything you'd want.

00:16:12.636 --> 00:16:13.594
Where?

00:16:13.679 --> 00:16:14.929
It's in the trunk.

00:16:15.013 --> 00:16:17.598
Honey, everything I need for L.A.
would not fit in the trunk.

00:16:17.683 --> 00:16:20.268
Sweetie, this car also came as a hardtop convertible.

00:16:20.352 --> 00:16:22.687
The whole roof slid into the trunk.

00:16:22.771 --> 00:16:24.772
The trunk was designed to hold the entire roof.

00:16:24.855 --> 00:16:27.190
Believe me. Your stuff fit in the trunk.

00:16:31.153 --> 00:16:32.404
(GASPS) Oh, wait!

00:16:32.530 --> 00:16:35.031
What? My teaching certificate. It's at Gil's.

00:16:37.368 --> 00:16:38.451
You're kidding me.

00:16:38.536 --> 00:16:40.954
No. And I need it.

00:16:42.832 --> 00:16:44.207
Oh, boy.

00:16:56.344 --> 00:16:57.720
ANNIE: Be back in a sec.

00:16:58.388 --> 00:16:59.638
(RATTLING)

00:17:02.058 --> 00:17:03.225
Oh, my God.

00:17:07.856 --> 00:17:09.064
(DOORBELL CHIMING)

00:17:10.400 --> 00:17:11.525
Hey!

00:17:11.818 --> 00:17:14.403
Anne? What a fun surprise.

00:17:14.946 --> 00:17:17.031
Um, listen. I think I accidentally left...

00:17:17.115 --> 00:17:19.992
You caught me in the middle of doing all my laundry.

00:17:20.075 --> 00:17:22.243
Sorry about that. Um...

00:17:22.328 --> 00:17:24.037
When I split up the photo albums,

00:17:24.121 --> 00:17:26.581
I think I left the one with my teaching
degree here with you.

00:17:26.665 --> 00:17:28.875
Oh. Okay, well.

00:17:28.959 --> 00:17:31.461
That's an honest mistake. You want
to come in and talk about it?

00:17:31.545 --> 00:17:34.881
No, Gil. I just want the album. Can you grab it?

00:17:35.215 --> 00:17:41.220
Uno momento.

00:17:42.097 --> 00:17:44.098
Nice buns! (SHUSHES)

00:17:44.266 --> 00:17:46.601
Well, it looks like we've got quite a few options here.

00:17:46.685 --> 00:17:48.102
Are you sure you don't want to do this on the couch?

00:17:48.228 --> 00:17:50.063
We can spread them out... No,
that's fine. It'll be in the back.

00:17:50.146 --> 00:17:52.481
All right. Why, pray tell, are you
in such a hurry to get this?

00:17:52.565 --> 00:17:55.192
Um, because I'm taking a job in L.A. and I need it.

00:17:56.069 --> 00:17:57.861
You're taking a job in Los Angeles? When?

00:17:57.945 --> 00:18:01.365
Uh, now, actually. We're leaving right now.

00:18:01.574 --> 00:18:02.824
We?

00:18:04.369 --> 00:18:05.410
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

00:18:05.495 --> 00:18:07.537
You're moving to Los Angeles
with a man you barely know?

00:18:07.622 --> 00:18:08.580
Bingo. Okay...

00:18:08.664 --> 00:18:09.664
Hold on a second!

00:18:09.749 --> 00:18:11.208
I'm not letting you move 500 miles away

00:18:11.292 --> 00:18:13.460
with a man named Charles Bronson,
who you barely know

00:18:13.544 --> 00:18:16.380
who happens to be in the witness protection program.

00:18:16.464 --> 00:18:18.256
Do you know who goes into witness protection?

00:18:19.132 --> 00:18:20.216
Criminals.

00:18:20.300 --> 00:18:23.052
Criminals who have ratted out other
criminals to save their own ass.

00:18:23.136 --> 00:18:25.429
Okay! First of all, I never should have
told you anything about him.

00:18:25.514 --> 00:18:28.391
I never should have. Secondly,
you don't have the authority

00:18:28.475 --> 00:18:30.393
to not let me do anything, Gil.

00:18:30.477 --> 00:18:33.187
And lastly, he was given that name
when he entered protection

00:18:33.271 --> 00:18:35.523
which he entered because he witnessed a crime. Okay?

00:18:35.607 --> 00:18:38.192
He's a good Samaritan, Gil. Not a criminal. Give me!

00:18:38.277 --> 00:18:40.737
You can't just disappear with that scumbag.
All right? It's unacceptable.

00:18:40.822 --> 00:18:41.905
He's probably going to murder you

00:18:41.989 --> 00:18:42.989
and role-play with your corpse!

00:18:43.116 --> 00:18:45.283
Give me the album, Gil! Give
me the album! Annie. Annie!

00:18:45.367 --> 00:18:47.493
Hey! What the fuck are you doing, Gil?

00:18:47.577 --> 00:18:50.913
Nothing. I was just giving her the
albums that she asked for.

00:18:50.997 --> 00:18:53.207
You're sunbathing, too? What, you got your top off?

00:18:54.501 --> 00:18:55.751
I was doing laundry.

00:18:55.836 --> 00:18:57.711
Give her the fucking books, all right?

00:18:57.796 --> 00:18:59.130
You know what? You're not safe, Annie.

00:18:59.214 --> 00:19:01.549
And when he snaps, you better hope
to hell that I'm there to save you.

00:19:01.633 --> 00:19:02.591
Because he's going to do it.

00:19:02.676 --> 00:19:04.051
Okay, Gil. Take care.

00:19:05.387 --> 00:19:06.720
Bye, Gil!

00:19:09.057 --> 00:19:10.349
(ENGINE STARTING)

00:19:11.017 --> 00:19:12.143
CHARLES: You got it? ANNIE: Yeah.

00:19:15.062 --> 00:19:18.690
G-L-8-7-9. G-L-8-7-9!

00:19:20.276 --> 00:19:21.651
CHARLES: What? (CHUCKLES)

00:19:22.319 --> 00:19:23.903
ANNIE: What's with this car?

00:19:24.321 --> 00:19:26.197
What do you mean what's with this car?

00:19:26.699 --> 00:19:30.452
I mean... It's kind of obnoxious.

00:19:30.536 --> 00:19:32.620
Oh! You think this car is obnoxious?

00:19:32.705 --> 00:19:34.581
'Cause I think it's tits!

00:19:34.999 --> 00:19:37.459
And I think most people think this car is tits.

00:19:37.543 --> 00:19:39.127
It sounds like it's gonna break.

00:19:39.211 --> 00:19:40.753
No, it does not sound like it's gonna break.

00:19:40.838 --> 00:19:42.964
It sounds like it has 700 horsepower.

00:19:43.047 --> 00:19:44.214
All right? You're being a girl.

00:19:44.299 --> 00:19:46.592
Believe me, all dudes love how this car sounds.

00:19:46.676 --> 00:19:48.051
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

00:19:49.053 --> 00:19:51.638
I'm in a 700 horsepower dude lure?

00:19:51.723 --> 00:19:52.764
That's right.

00:19:52.849 --> 00:19:54.475
Apologies. I had no idea.

00:19:55.059 --> 00:19:57.060
You definitely told me this car was broken.

00:19:57.145 --> 00:19:59.980
It was when I was talking about turning
the shed into a craft room.

00:20:00.064 --> 00:20:01.231
Yeah? Yeah.

00:20:01.316 --> 00:20:02.483
So, why did you say that?

00:20:02.567 --> 00:20:03.775
Why did I say that?

00:20:04.235 --> 00:20:06.487
Holy shnikes, look at this.

00:20:06.571 --> 00:20:08.822
There's a parrot driving this car.

00:20:08.907 --> 00:20:11.241
Uh-huh. A driving parrot!

00:20:11.325 --> 00:20:13.451
Oh, man! I'm gonna be rich!

00:20:13.535 --> 00:20:15.661
I found the only driving parrot!

00:20:15.746 --> 00:20:17.079
I was hiding it in the shed

00:20:17.164 --> 00:20:18.831
'cause you're not supposed to bring anything with you.

00:20:18.916 --> 00:20:21.125
I mean, especially not a car.

00:20:21.585 --> 00:20:24.045
But I spent a year and a half building
this thing with my dad

00:20:24.129 --> 00:20:27.089
and I didn't want to just not have it anymore.

00:20:28.759 --> 00:20:32.136
You wanted to bring it because
you built it with your dad?

00:20:33.096 --> 00:20:34.263
Yeah.

00:20:34.765 --> 00:20:36.682
We weren't the hottest communicators,

00:20:36.767 --> 00:20:39.268
but we kind of worked well together.

00:20:39.352 --> 00:20:42.187
So he was into off-road racing
and we did that together.

00:20:42.271 --> 00:20:45.315
And then he was into building old cars and we did that.

00:20:46.275 --> 00:20:47.943
I think it's sweet.

00:20:49.445 --> 00:20:50.946
I want a burger.

00:20:51.447 --> 00:20:53.532
Mmm! I want a burger too.

00:20:53.616 --> 00:20:54.908
Let's get some beef!

00:20:55.117 --> 00:20:57.160
Let's get some beef up in us.

00:21:00.540 --> 00:21:02.082
ANGELLA: What are you doing?

00:21:02.166 --> 00:21:04.125
TERRY: I'm on my Pouncer app.

00:21:04.377 --> 00:21:05.877
Yeah. I understand it's an app.

00:21:05.962 --> 00:21:08.880
I'm saying when you hit the
Pouncer app what happens?

00:21:08.964 --> 00:21:12.883
I hit Pouncer. And it sends out
my exact location on this map.

00:21:13.218 --> 00:21:16.971
And then I can see who else has
Pouncer on the same exact map.

00:21:17.055 --> 00:21:18.472
And I can chat with them in real time.

00:21:18.557 --> 00:21:20.891
And be like, "Hey! Where are you? What's going on?"

00:21:20.976 --> 00:21:22.142
Oh.

00:21:24.522 --> 00:21:25.730
You're the only one on here.

00:21:26.023 --> 00:21:27.357
Yeah.

00:21:27.441 --> 00:21:29.859
Well, we're in the middle of nowhere. There's no gays.

00:21:30.069 --> 00:21:31.570
Have you used it in another city?

00:21:31.737 --> 00:21:32.821
Oh, my God.

00:21:33.030 --> 00:21:35.282
Airports. Vegas. You know.

00:21:35.657 --> 00:21:37.908
Austin lights up like a fucking Christmas tree.

00:21:37.993 --> 00:21:39.368
A hundred feet away. Fifty feet away.

00:21:39.452 --> 00:21:42.621
Ten feet away. Zero feet away.
Guys wanting to hook up.

00:21:43.081 --> 00:21:44.665
For coffee? Or like...

00:21:44.749 --> 00:21:46.166
No. To fuck.

00:21:46.251 --> 00:21:49.712
Or hand jobs or blowjobs or kissing. Whatever.

00:21:49.796 --> 00:21:51.255
So wait, then like, you just hit a button

00:21:51.339 --> 00:21:53.507
and within five minutes you and a stranger,

00:21:53.592 --> 00:21:55.426
having sex? Or having hand jobs?

00:21:55.510 --> 00:21:56.594
Yep. Okay.

00:21:56.678 --> 00:21:58.596
I mean, that's not the intention of the app.

00:21:58.680 --> 00:22:02.349
I think the intention of the app is to
see who's straight and who's gay.

00:22:02.851 --> 00:22:05.728
Like for you, you're straight so it's safe to assume

00:22:05.811 --> 00:22:07.478
that you can hit on anyone or flirt with them.

00:22:07.563 --> 00:22:10.273
And then I do that, what happens?
Victim of a hate crime.

00:22:10.357 --> 00:22:11.774
Yeah. Not cool. (PHONE VIBRATING)

00:22:11.859 --> 00:22:12.942
Not cool at all.

00:22:13.027 --> 00:22:14.027
Oh, Gil.

00:22:15.321 --> 00:22:16.779
(SIGHS) What?

00:22:16.864 --> 00:22:19.032
Hey! Did you change your mind?

00:22:19.116 --> 00:22:20.617
It doesn't work like that, Gil.

00:22:20.701 --> 00:22:23.411
I can't have him tailed or brought
in. He hasn't done anything.

00:22:23.537 --> 00:22:27.040
I'm telling you, the guy is a fucking
Ted Bundy. Okay, Terry?

00:22:27.124 --> 00:22:29.876
He's probably going to murder her
and do kinky shit to her body!

00:22:29.960 --> 00:22:31.377
And that's gonna be on you!

00:22:31.462 --> 00:22:32.795
You're supposed to be a fucking cop!

00:22:32.879 --> 00:22:34.338
I am a fucking cop, Gil!

00:22:34.422 --> 00:22:36.506
I don't need you telling me how to be a cop.

00:22:36.591 --> 00:22:38.258
I know what I'm fucking doing, okay?

00:22:38.343 --> 00:22:40.719
You know what? You still owe me 1 ,700 bucks!

00:22:40.803 --> 00:22:42.638
Are you fucking kidding me right now?

00:22:42.722 --> 00:22:44.473
I got you out of that DUI.

00:22:44.557 --> 00:22:46.892
That report said you soiled yourself, Gil.

00:22:46.976 --> 00:22:48.393
Like a fucking homeless man!

00:22:48.478 --> 00:22:50.312
You evacuated. You shit your pants.

00:22:50.396 --> 00:22:52.356
I fixed that! Okay, Gil? Me!

00:22:52.440 --> 00:22:54.816
Fine. Forget the 1 ,700 bucks.

00:22:54.901 --> 00:22:58.195
Just do it because you're my brother. Okay?

00:22:59.739 --> 00:23:01.365
Fine. What's the plate number?

00:23:01.907 --> 00:23:03.074
Thank you.

00:23:03.408 --> 00:23:06.744
Uh, Galactica, Libra, eight, seven, nine.

00:23:07.579 --> 00:23:09.038
Galactica, Libra, eight, seven, nine.

00:23:12.000 --> 00:23:14.168
The plate's been expired for three years.

00:23:14.586 --> 00:23:16.087
And it's not even in his name.

00:23:16.463 --> 00:23:18.506
What's the name? Who is it registered to?

00:23:19.883 --> 00:23:21.092
Yul Perrkins.

00:23:21.301 --> 00:23:22.677
Yul Perrkins?

00:23:22.761 --> 00:23:24.136
Yeah.

00:23:24.513 --> 00:23:27.348
Oh, my God! I bet that's his real name!

00:23:27.891 --> 00:23:29.266
Yul!

00:23:29.350 --> 00:23:30.809
I've got to go. I'll see you Sunday.

00:23:30.893 --> 00:23:31.935
Thanks, Terry!

00:23:34.855 --> 00:23:36.481
Yul Perrkins.

00:23:39.777 --> 00:23:41.778
"Thirty-one year-old Yul Perrkins
will be the key witness

00:23:41.862 --> 00:23:44.864
"in the state's case against Alexander
Dmitri and Noel Hodges.

00:23:44.949 --> 00:23:46.616
"Three suspects are accused of robbing

00:23:46.701 --> 00:23:49.077
"First National Bank in late August." You fuck.

00:23:49.161 --> 00:23:50.787
"They have been awaiting trial for six months

00:23:50.871 --> 00:23:53.373
"while the state finalized the
plea bargain with Perrkins."

00:23:54.208 --> 00:23:55.625
Alexander Dmitri.

00:24:00.630 --> 00:24:05.092
For the next 24 hours I know where Yul Perrkins is.

00:24:35.582 --> 00:24:36.874
CHARLES: They're saying the Iraqi dinar

00:24:36.958 --> 00:24:38.917
is gonna go to the value of the Kuwait dollar.

00:24:39.002 --> 00:24:41.086
ANNIE: What are you talking about? Iraqi dinar?

00:24:41.171 --> 00:24:43.797
It's trading at 1000 dinar per U.S.
dollar. (PHONE VIBRATING)

00:24:44.257 --> 00:24:47.009
Oh, shit. It's Randy. Hold on one second.

00:24:47.677 --> 00:24:48.677
Hey, Randy!

00:24:48.762 --> 00:24:50.721
Hey. Where are you? I picked something up for you.

00:24:50.805 --> 00:24:51.930
A new bowling ball.

00:24:52.015 --> 00:24:53.432
Aw, you didn't have to do that, man.

00:24:53.515 --> 00:24:56.225
Well, I was just thinking. You're a
really good bowler, like naturally.

00:24:56.310 --> 00:24:59.187
You're too good to be using one
of those pitted-out house balls.

00:24:59.396 --> 00:25:02.315
(CHUCKLES) That was really
nice of you. Thanks, Randy.

00:25:02.524 --> 00:25:04.025
So when are you going to be back?

00:25:04.109 --> 00:25:06.861
Um, well... Here's the thing.

00:25:07.613 --> 00:25:10.323
Annie got a really great job opportunity in L.A.

00:25:10.407 --> 00:25:12.200
So I'm gonna go ahead and go with her.

00:25:12.284 --> 00:25:13.910
What? Are you fucking kidding me?

00:25:13.994 --> 00:25:15.495
You know you can't leave Milton!

00:25:15.579 --> 00:25:17.121
You cannot leave Milton!

00:25:17.206 --> 00:25:18.623
Well, I know it's not advised,

00:25:18.707 --> 00:25:20.458
but technically I think I can leave.

00:25:20.542 --> 00:25:21.626
This is such bullshit!

00:25:21.709 --> 00:25:24.461
Listen, if you do leave you have to have
a marshal with you at all times

00:25:24.545 --> 00:25:25.712
in case something happens!

00:25:25.797 --> 00:25:27.756
And if something happens to you, I am fucking fired!

00:25:27.840 --> 00:25:29.883
Hey, look. I'm sorry. I'm not
trying to get you fired, okay?

00:25:29.967 --> 00:25:31.635
I'm leaving witness protection.

00:25:31.719 --> 00:25:33.512
So I'm no longer your responsibility.

00:25:33.596 --> 00:25:35.305
I mean, I think I can leave. No?

00:25:35.389 --> 00:25:36.973
You can leave. But there's a whole process.

00:25:37.058 --> 00:25:38.975
You've got to fill out forms and shit.

00:25:39.060 --> 00:25:41.394
Okay. Where are you right now?

00:25:41.479 --> 00:25:42.687
I'm already on my way.

00:25:42.772 --> 00:25:44.731
Just stay right where you're at and I'm coming to you.

00:25:44.816 --> 00:25:47.442
No. No. Listen. Randy. I've got
to get her to this interview.

00:25:47.527 --> 00:25:49.361
I would have told you I was leaving

00:25:49.445 --> 00:25:51.988
but this whole thing happened
really fast. And I'm sorry.

00:25:52.072 --> 00:25:53.656
I'm on my way. What's your 20?

00:25:53.740 --> 00:25:55.950
I'm gonna call you when we get to L.A. Okay?

00:25:56.034 --> 00:25:57.660
Nothing's gonna happen to me. You just stay there.

00:25:57.744 --> 00:25:59.078
What the fuck?

00:25:59.746 --> 00:26:00.955
Randy? I got to go, okay?

00:26:01.039 --> 00:26:02.206
Stay there! I'm coming.

00:26:02.749 --> 00:26:04.583
Fuck! All right...

00:26:09.381 --> 00:26:11.340
Okay, you know what? Randy's
hell bent on protecting me.

00:26:11.424 --> 00:26:12.925
And I think that could be very dangerous for us.

00:26:13.009 --> 00:26:14.343
We should get on the road.

00:26:14.427 --> 00:26:15.594
Okay.

00:26:20.516 --> 00:26:21.683
Hey, chief, is this your car?

00:26:21.767 --> 00:26:23.268
Yeah, man. You shouldn't touch.

00:26:23.352 --> 00:26:24.602
Oh. It's so nice.

00:26:24.687 --> 00:26:25.937
Thanks.

00:26:26.564 --> 00:26:28.731
I bet this thing's got nitrous. This got nitrous?

00:26:28.816 --> 00:26:31.818
No. Nitrous is for fags. It's got cubic inches.

00:26:32.361 --> 00:26:33.611
Cubic inches.

00:26:40.160 --> 00:26:41.536
(TIRES SCREECHING)

00:26:43.497 --> 00:26:44.706
(LAUGHING)

00:26:45.040 --> 00:26:46.624
Did you just say "fags"?

00:26:46.958 --> 00:26:48.250
Yeah.

00:26:48.668 --> 00:26:50.711
But not in, like, a homophobic way.

00:26:50.795 --> 00:26:52.796
I used it in place of "lame."

00:26:53.464 --> 00:26:55.340
Why wouldn't you just say "lame"?

00:26:56.467 --> 00:27:00.679
Well, same reason I say "fuck" instead of "frick."

00:27:00.764 --> 00:27:04.392
It packs more punch. It's basically
the swear word version of lame.

00:27:04.476 --> 00:27:05.685
No. It's not.

00:27:05.769 --> 00:27:08.771
It's a hate word used to perpetuate homophobia.

00:27:08.856 --> 00:27:10.982
It's used to marginalize gay people.

00:27:11.692 --> 00:27:13.151
You're acting like you don't know me.

00:27:13.235 --> 00:27:15.194
I voted to legalize civil unions.

00:27:15.278 --> 00:27:17.905
When I had friends, I had a lot of gay friends.

00:27:17.989 --> 00:27:19.364
Then you shouldn't say "fag."

00:27:19.449 --> 00:27:22.242
I don't! I don't use it in reference to actual people.

00:27:22.327 --> 00:27:23.994
I mean especially homosexual people.

00:27:24.746 --> 00:27:26.330
So then, that makes it okay?

00:27:26.664 --> 00:27:30.876
Yeah, I think so. I mean morally, I feel fine about it.

00:27:31.169 --> 00:27:33.670
So as long as it's not in reference
to a person, it's all right?

00:27:34.422 --> 00:27:38.175
Like if I wanted to start calling my purse the N word.

00:27:38.801 --> 00:27:40.344
"Honey, have you seen my N word?

00:27:40.428 --> 00:27:43.597
"I can't find my N word anywhere.
And it's the expensive one."

00:27:44.598 --> 00:27:46.474
Okay. I will work on it.

00:27:47.392 --> 00:27:48.643
Thank you.

00:27:50.938 --> 00:27:52.605
Are you fucking kidding me?

00:27:52.689 --> 00:27:53.898
No. I'm not.

00:27:53.982 --> 00:27:56.567
No, no. Your ex-boyfriend is behind us.

00:27:56.652 --> 00:27:58.486
Gil is tailing us.

00:27:58.904 --> 00:28:00.363
Oh, my God.

00:28:00.447 --> 00:28:02.281
What the fuck is he doing?

00:28:02.532 --> 00:28:04.951
You know what? I'm going to
put a stop to this right now.

00:28:05.035 --> 00:28:06.577
What are you gonna do?

00:28:07.871 --> 00:28:09.038
I'll tell you what I'm going to do.

00:28:09.122 --> 00:28:10.456
I'm gonna tell him if he doesn't stop following us,

00:28:10.540 --> 00:28:12.375
I'm gonna pull him out of the car
and beat the shit out of him.

00:28:12.458 --> 00:28:13.750
Whoa, whoa, whoa! You're not doing that!

00:28:13.834 --> 00:28:15.126
That's not how you solve things.

00:28:15.211 --> 00:28:16.962
That's exactly how you handle this.

00:28:17.046 --> 00:28:18.546
Especially with a turd like Gil.

00:28:18.631 --> 00:28:21.800
I'm sorry. Which one of us has a
doctorate in conflict resolution?

00:28:21.884 --> 00:28:22.884
'Cause I think it's me.

00:28:22.969 --> 00:28:24.511
Listen. I respect your degree. I do.

00:28:24.595 --> 00:28:26.471
But it's not how we're getting
out of this situation, okay?

00:28:26.555 --> 00:28:28.181
We don't have time to bring in a mediator.

00:28:28.265 --> 00:28:30.850
Charlie, I am not going to live
with a man who says "fag"

00:28:30.935 --> 00:28:32.644
and beats up guys on the side of the road.

00:28:32.728 --> 00:28:35.271
I'm not gonna teach non-violence at a university

00:28:35.523 --> 00:28:37.357
and then marry Dog the bounty hunter!

00:28:37.441 --> 00:28:38.900
I won't do it!

00:28:48.910 --> 00:28:50.536
(FUNK MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)

00:28:56.793 --> 00:28:57.918
What are you doing, Gil?

00:28:58.003 --> 00:28:59.753
Protecting someone I love.

00:29:01.006 --> 00:29:03.757
What are you doing, Yul Perrkins?

00:29:09.096 --> 00:29:10.555
I don't know how you know that name,

00:29:10.639 --> 00:29:12.724
but if you say it out loud again, I swear to God...

00:29:12.808 --> 00:29:14.434
"Yul" do what?

00:29:19.773 --> 00:29:21.107
I love Annie.

00:29:21.775 --> 00:29:24.444
Enough to move back to L.A. for
her where I might get killed.

00:29:25.279 --> 00:29:27.363
I love her so much that I'm not
beating your fucking head

00:29:27.448 --> 00:29:29.615
against the ground right now because
she asked me not to.

00:29:29.700 --> 00:29:31.909
But if you do something that results in her leaving me,

00:29:31.994 --> 00:29:33.536
I'm going to beat you to death.

00:29:33.620 --> 00:29:36.789
I'm literally gonna beat you to fucking
death, Gil. Do you understand that?

00:29:38.624 --> 00:29:40.459
That name stays between you and I.

00:29:40.626 --> 00:29:41.793
(CHUCKLES)

00:29:42.295 --> 00:29:43.795
You know we have a mutual friend?

00:29:43.963 --> 00:29:45.714
I mean, technically he's a Facebook friend,

00:29:45.799 --> 00:29:48.009
which is obviously less significant than a real friendship

00:29:48.093 --> 00:29:49.677
but still kind of cool.

00:29:50.304 --> 00:29:51.763
Alex Dmitri.

00:29:52.931 --> 00:29:55.475
You know him? Alex Dmitri?

00:30:06.486 --> 00:30:07.611
I got you.

00:30:12.825 --> 00:30:14.159
Thank you.

00:30:14.660 --> 00:30:16.495
Thank you so much.

00:30:17.288 --> 00:30:19.206
What did he say? Is he going home?

00:30:20.333 --> 00:30:23.210
Nope. No, he's going to follow us all the way to L.A.

00:30:24.837 --> 00:30:27.923
(SIGHS) So how do you want to handle this?

00:30:29.300 --> 00:30:31.426
Well, sweetie, if you're not gonna let me kick his ass,

00:30:31.511 --> 00:30:33.845
then you're gonna have to let me run from him.

00:30:34.596 --> 00:30:36.013
Okay.

00:30:36.723 --> 00:30:37.890
I'm proud of you.

00:30:39.267 --> 00:30:40.434
Thank you.

00:30:41.019 --> 00:30:42.436
I'm sure I'll get there.

00:30:43.188 --> 00:30:44.605
Yul! (ENGINE STARTS)

00:30:45.148 --> 00:30:46.690
Yul Perrkins!

00:30:47.859 --> 00:30:49.110
What is he saying? (ENGINE REVVING)

00:30:49.319 --> 00:30:50.945
Oh, who gives a shit?

00:30:51.363 --> 00:30:53.572
This is probably gonna get pretty fucking radical.

00:30:53.698 --> 00:30:55.866
But I don't want you to get scared, okay?

00:30:55.951 --> 00:30:59.245
I raced all growing up and I even
drove professionally for a while.

00:30:59.871 --> 00:31:01.038
Okay.

00:31:02.289 --> 00:31:03.498
I trust you.

00:31:03.582 --> 00:31:05.041
(SOUL MUSIC PLAYING)

00:32:45.390 --> 00:32:46.766
GIL: Annie, hey! This is Gil!

00:32:47.100 --> 00:32:48.643
I'm following you, okay?

00:32:48.810 --> 00:32:51.354
If he goes all psycho and shit on you

00:32:51.438 --> 00:32:53.981
give me some kind of hand signal. Okay?

00:33:19.507 --> 00:33:20.674
(LAUGHING)

00:33:40.610 --> 00:33:41.694
CHARLES: Hold on!

00:33:58.002 --> 00:33:59.544
(SCREAMING) (SCREAMING)

00:34:08.929 --> 00:34:10.305
Oh!

00:34:11.557 --> 00:34:13.891
Oh, shit! Oh! (GUN FIRING)

00:34:14.351 --> 00:34:15.435
Oh!

00:34:17.688 --> 00:34:20.231
Stop! Stop! Oh, God. Stop!

00:34:20.315 --> 00:34:23.400
Holy shit! I think that was Randy!

00:34:49.259 --> 00:34:50.551
Bye, Gil.

00:34:59.311 --> 00:35:01.437
Oh, my God.

00:35:03.774 --> 00:35:05.608
Hey! Randy?

00:35:06.276 --> 00:35:07.943
Randy, are you okay, man?

00:35:08.487 --> 00:35:10.529
No! I'm not fucking okay, Charlie!

00:35:10.614 --> 00:35:13.157
I'm in the middle of a field that you ran me into!

00:35:13.241 --> 00:35:16.702
And my gun started going off, man! No! I am not okay!

00:35:16.787 --> 00:35:19.455
Hey! I'm sorry! And I don't want to be a dick,

00:35:19.539 --> 00:35:22.041
but you didn't have to jump your
van onto that field, man.

00:35:22.125 --> 00:35:24.168
I got back in my lane with plenty of time.

00:35:24.252 --> 00:35:26.629
Bullshit! I know time.

00:35:26.713 --> 00:35:29.256
We would have had a fucking head-on collision!

00:35:29.508 --> 00:35:32.343
Okay. You know what? You're clearly shaken up.

00:35:32.636 --> 00:35:35.554
And apparently you had another
incident with your firearm.

00:35:35.639 --> 00:35:37.223
And I think you're being a little defensive.

00:35:37.307 --> 00:35:39.266
I just pulled over to see if you're okay. All right?

00:35:39.351 --> 00:35:41.685
I am not defensive! Are you shitting me?

00:35:41.770 --> 00:35:44.146
What have I got to be defending? Huh?

00:35:44.231 --> 00:35:47.108
Nothing to defend! You ran me off the road!

00:35:47.191 --> 00:35:49.901
My gun went off 'cause of you, almost killing me!

00:35:50.111 --> 00:35:51.319
Hey, Randy?

00:35:51.904 --> 00:35:53.405
Are you really all right?

00:35:53.489 --> 00:35:56.282
I am okay. I am okay. How are
you doing? Are you okay?

00:35:56.659 --> 00:35:57.784
Yeah.

00:35:58.411 --> 00:36:00.537
Do you want me to call you a tow truck?

00:36:00.621 --> 00:36:02.539
Obviously I have a fucking cell phone!

00:36:02.623 --> 00:36:06.000
I was in the middle of a call when
you wrecked me! Okay?

00:36:06.085 --> 00:36:07.919
Okay. Well, you know what...

00:36:08.003 --> 00:36:10.255
Wait, Charlie! Don't go! Don't go, please!

00:36:10.506 --> 00:36:12.841
Listen, I'm sorry. I'm just a little embarrassed.

00:36:13.175 --> 00:36:15.301
Don't go, okay? 'Cause I'll just have to chase you.

00:36:15.385 --> 00:36:18.887
I know you will, Randy. But will you
please be a little more careful?

00:36:19.806 --> 00:36:22.266
I mean, it really worries me when I look behind me

00:36:22.350 --> 00:36:24.393
and I see your van is airborne.

00:36:25.103 --> 00:36:26.103
Charlie?

00:36:26.980 --> 00:36:27.980
Bye, Randy!

00:36:28.064 --> 00:36:30.065
Oh! Hey! Congratulations on the new job!

00:36:30.692 --> 00:36:31.775
Thanks!

00:36:39.993 --> 00:36:41.118
ALEX: Remember when they had, like, two minutes

00:36:41.202 --> 00:36:42.619
when they could shop and get whatever they wanted?

00:36:42.703 --> 00:36:44.495
NEVE: That's a good idea! Oh, hey.

00:36:44.580 --> 00:36:47.039
Leave a pit by itself right in front of a store.

00:36:47.499 --> 00:36:49.792
Well he's not a killer. Look at that face.

00:36:50.294 --> 00:36:53.045
That's what they all say. Until they need stitches.

00:36:53.547 --> 00:36:55.381
Like those crazy bitches that live with tigers?

00:36:55.549 --> 00:36:57.216
What? What are you talking about?

00:36:57.509 --> 00:36:58.509
The show!

00:36:58.594 --> 00:37:01.345
About the women who get pet
tigers and then get eaten?

00:37:01.430 --> 00:37:03.473
Oh. Oh. Oh, yeah!

00:37:03.557 --> 00:37:04.640
What was that called?

00:37:04.725 --> 00:37:07.226
You ain't ever gonna catch no black
bitches living with no tiger.

00:37:07.311 --> 00:37:08.644
That's some white girl shit.

00:37:08.729 --> 00:37:10.313
She hates white bitches, right?

00:37:10.396 --> 00:37:12.105
We don't like white bitches either, do we?

00:37:12.190 --> 00:37:13.273
Black people don't do that.

00:37:13.357 --> 00:37:15.817
You'll never catch me doing some shit like that.

00:37:16.277 --> 00:37:18.028
Yeah? I live with a tiger and I ain't no white bitch.

00:37:18.112 --> 00:37:19.196
Oh, really? No.

00:37:19.280 --> 00:37:20.655
I'm a tiger?

00:37:20.740 --> 00:37:22.032
Yes, ma'am.

00:37:23.534 --> 00:37:26.161
Just the water? I don't think we have
the right cookware for that...

00:37:26.245 --> 00:37:27.662
Just the water? Yeah! Mmm-hmm.

00:37:27.747 --> 00:37:28.914
That'll be $1 .69. (PHONE RINGING)

00:37:29.332 --> 00:37:31.750
Oh, just a sec. Hi, boss.

00:37:39.758 --> 00:37:40.966
What's up?

00:37:41.718 --> 00:37:43.177
Gonna have a hell of a meal.

00:37:44.221 --> 00:37:45.804
Well, the dog food's not for me.

00:37:45.889 --> 00:37:47.598
(LAUGHING) I'm just teasing.

00:37:47.682 --> 00:37:50.184
But I don't think your dog's gonna
want to eat that either, though.

00:37:50.268 --> 00:37:53.020
He's lucky I feed him anything at
all after he tore up my couch.

00:37:53.104 --> 00:37:55.022
Mmm. (CHUCKLES)

00:37:55.106 --> 00:37:58.108
See? He ain't no lamb. He's a tiger.

00:37:58.693 --> 00:38:01.445
That's right, girl. He's all tiger.

00:38:04.617 --> 00:38:06.326
Well, maybe he thought that couch was healthier

00:38:06.410 --> 00:38:08.411
than the landfill you're giving him.

00:38:09.538 --> 00:38:10.871
Hey, dude?

00:38:10.956 --> 00:38:13.123
How about you stop worrying
about what I feed my dog

00:38:13.208 --> 00:38:16.627
and worry about surfboards, or whatever
the fuck it is you think about?

00:38:17.379 --> 00:38:18.629
I'm sorry.

00:38:20.799 --> 00:38:21.840
I just don't know if you realize

00:38:21.925 --> 00:38:23.717
how much better the good dog food is for your dog.

00:38:23.802 --> 00:38:25.052
Yeah, it's 10 % more expensive.

00:38:25.136 --> 00:38:26.804
But it's like 80 % less poison.

00:38:27.013 --> 00:38:28.347
I just...

00:38:29.766 --> 00:38:31.809
You trying to get knocked the fuck out, motherfucker?

00:38:31.893 --> 00:38:33.394
No, no, no. Huh?

00:38:33.478 --> 00:38:34.812
'Cause you got the right guy.

00:38:34.896 --> 00:38:37.022
I'll knock a nigger out holding a baby.

00:38:38.941 --> 00:38:40.400
(RECEIPT PRINTING)

00:38:41.402 --> 00:38:43.528
Thank you for shopping at Field's.

00:38:44.989 --> 00:38:46.531
I am really only thinking about the best.

00:38:46.615 --> 00:38:49.409
I'm just thinking about, you know, the
beautiful little creature out there.

00:38:49.493 --> 00:38:50.785
But I'm sorry. Have a nice day, sir.

00:38:54.331 --> 00:38:55.748
So, a little dog food?

00:38:55.833 --> 00:38:56.874
Yeah. How are you doing?

00:38:56.959 --> 00:38:58.001
Good.

00:39:01.547 --> 00:39:03.464
Where the fuck is your leash?

00:39:06.676 --> 00:39:08.343
That fucking son of a bitch.

00:39:11.180 --> 00:39:12.180
(GROANS)

00:39:14.267 --> 00:39:15.517
(GRUNTING)

00:39:16.477 --> 00:39:18.270
Come on, buddy! Yeah!

00:39:19.230 --> 00:39:21.732
Get you where we can play around a little bit.

00:39:22.317 --> 00:39:23.775
Yeah! How's that feel?

00:39:24.027 --> 00:39:25.360
Right?

00:39:33.368 --> 00:39:34.535
All right?

00:39:35.662 --> 00:39:37.204
Let's eat some dog food. All right, buddy?

00:39:37.289 --> 00:39:38.289
Chill the fuck out, man!

00:39:38.373 --> 00:39:39.957
No, I am chill.

00:39:40.042 --> 00:39:41.417
Don't do nothing stupid!

00:39:41.501 --> 00:39:43.794
You like this. You want it. You said you liked it!

00:39:43.879 --> 00:39:46.005
You said it's good! Don't you remember?

00:39:46.381 --> 00:39:49.759
It's high-priced fucking chicken
feet dog food! Eat it, brother!

00:39:49.843 --> 00:39:51.052
Baby, let's go, okay?

00:39:51.219 --> 00:39:52.553
Yo! Get your man straight!

00:39:53.055 --> 00:39:54.680
Hey, babe. I'll be there in a second, okay?

00:39:54.765 --> 00:39:56.974
No, man! Get in the car! It's just dog food!

00:39:57.059 --> 00:39:59.810
No! Babe, it's not just dog food. That's
my whole point about this.

00:39:59.895 --> 00:40:01.604
It's compressed fucking sawdust

00:40:01.687 --> 00:40:03.813
and we're not leaving here until
my man samples some.

00:40:04.357 --> 00:40:06.524
You got it! Just eat it! No! Just trust me!

00:40:06.609 --> 00:40:07.776
I can't eat that shit, man!

00:40:07.860 --> 00:40:09.694
Why not? I can't! Man, I can't! I'd rather die!

00:40:10.237 --> 00:40:12.197
I can't eat this shit, man!

00:40:13.366 --> 00:40:14.908
Do you understand what you just said?

00:40:14.992 --> 00:40:17.243
That you would rather die than eat that shit?

00:40:17.578 --> 00:40:18.953
You understand how that supports

00:40:19.038 --> 00:40:21.498
what I've been trying to tell you the past 15 minutes?

00:40:22.416 --> 00:40:24.501
Other people, lives in danger,

00:40:24.585 --> 00:40:25.752
they eat another human being.

00:40:25.836 --> 00:40:27.170
But you?

00:40:27.254 --> 00:40:29.255
You won't even fucking eat this.

00:40:35.053 --> 00:40:37.513
Fuck. That's some profound shit, man.

00:40:37.597 --> 00:40:39.682
That's some fucking profound shit.

00:40:50.860 --> 00:40:52.027
Hey!

00:40:52.113 --> 00:40:53.780
Come on. Come on.

00:40:55.533 --> 00:40:56.866
Now, I'm going to take your dog.

00:40:56.951 --> 00:40:58.743
But I'm going to tell you something.

00:40:58.827 --> 00:41:00.786
It's not cool to wear those tank tops anymore.

00:41:03.915 --> 00:41:06.291
Unless you're wearing it ironically or something.

00:41:10.797 --> 00:41:12.297
Fuck all y'all!

00:41:26.311 --> 00:41:27.645
Fuck me.

00:41:29.982 --> 00:41:31.816
Oh, shit. Get some.

00:41:33.652 --> 00:41:34.819
Damn!

00:41:35.821 --> 00:41:37.572
That's a mean kitty!

00:41:37.656 --> 00:41:38.614
Thanks.

00:41:38.699 --> 00:41:39.991
What is it? A '75?

00:41:40.367 --> 00:41:41.784
Uh, '67.

00:41:42.494 --> 00:41:44.287
Is that what they told you, huh?

00:41:45.164 --> 00:41:46.998
Shit! Suicide doors.

00:41:48.333 --> 00:41:49.542
Suicide... Uh...

00:41:50.335 --> 00:41:51.711
You can shut that.

00:41:52.212 --> 00:41:53.504
(DOOR CLOSES) Thanks.

00:41:53.589 --> 00:41:54.922
Seeing if it worked, guy.

00:41:55.006 --> 00:41:56.298
Oh.

00:41:57.842 --> 00:41:59.676
That ain't a stock power plant.

00:42:00.052 --> 00:42:01.428
No. Not stock.

00:42:01.846 --> 00:42:03.346
Yeah. How many ponies?

00:42:04.348 --> 00:42:05.932
Seven hundred. Damn!

00:42:07.101 --> 00:42:08.435
How much?

00:42:09.353 --> 00:42:10.520
It's 700!

00:42:11.022 --> 00:42:13.356
No. Into the motor.

00:42:13.566 --> 00:42:15.776
What's the price tag on this build?

00:42:15.860 --> 00:42:18.487
Reason I'm asking is 'cause I might do a motor swap

00:42:18.571 --> 00:42:20.071
with that late model Ford over there.

00:42:22.199 --> 00:42:23.240
Yeah.

00:42:23.867 --> 00:42:27.912
I can't really remember everything
that went into it. So...

00:42:28.872 --> 00:42:30.122
Ballpark it.

00:42:30.373 --> 00:42:32.541
You know what? It was about 14 grand.

00:42:34.294 --> 00:42:35.961
Damn. That's commitment.

00:42:36.379 --> 00:42:37.922
Mmm-hmm. Yeah.

00:42:38.215 --> 00:42:39.965
That's what I always say.

00:42:40.050 --> 00:42:42.009
And the South will rise again.

00:42:42.469 --> 00:42:44.762
God! You own that too?

00:42:45.180 --> 00:42:47.765
(LAUGHING) You know what? It's a rental, actually.

00:42:47.849 --> 00:42:48.974
(LAUGHING)

00:42:49.059 --> 00:42:50.142
Aren't they all?

00:42:50.227 --> 00:42:51.602
Oh. (ENGINE STARTING)

00:42:57.733 --> 00:43:02.320
Hey. Have you noticed that there
is a certain type of person

00:43:02.404 --> 00:43:04.572
that is attracted to this vehicle?

00:43:06.408 --> 00:43:08.326
Yeah. Like the guy at the gas station?

00:43:08.410 --> 00:43:11.120
Yes. Like the guy at the gas station.

00:43:11.455 --> 00:43:14.332
Like, if you spent two years building your dream car

00:43:14.416 --> 00:43:15.708
and then you started to notice

00:43:15.793 --> 00:43:19.629
that is was also the dream car
of a certain type of person.

00:43:19.712 --> 00:43:22.381
Like people who are... I don't know.

00:43:22.465 --> 00:43:25.717
Let's just call them rapists, out of convenience.

00:43:25.802 --> 00:43:29.137
If you started to notice that your peers were rapists,

00:43:29.222 --> 00:43:32.599
what do you think that says about
the old you who built this car?

00:43:34.060 --> 00:43:35.811
Look. This car is designed specific.

00:43:35.895 --> 00:43:39.231
What appeals to me is probably not
what appeals to other dudes. Okay?

00:43:39.316 --> 00:43:42.527
I wanted something that was as
fast as hell, seated six people,

00:43:42.611 --> 00:43:45.154
and had a trunk the size of an SUV's.

00:43:45.239 --> 00:43:46.447
But why?

00:43:47.323 --> 00:43:50.701
I feel like you're insinuating that I have
small dick complex or something.

00:43:50.785 --> 00:43:52.703
And I don't. We both know that's not the case.

00:43:52.787 --> 00:43:54.413
I have a lot of issues, but not that one.

00:43:54.497 --> 00:43:55.706
I'm just teasing you.

00:43:55.790 --> 00:43:57.541
I don't think couples can really tease each other.

00:43:57.625 --> 00:43:58.834
I think everyone pretends they can,

00:43:58.918 --> 00:44:00.252
but really, there's always some kind of

00:44:00.336 --> 00:44:02.004
truth or judgment in there somewhere.

00:44:02.088 --> 00:44:04.172
Baloney. Couples can tease.

00:44:04.257 --> 00:44:05.883
Oh, yeah. It's playful!

00:44:05.967 --> 00:44:08.927
Well, of course. I can say to you you're too fat,

00:44:09.012 --> 00:44:10.888
or you're too tall and clearly I'm joking.

00:44:10.972 --> 00:44:14.224
But anything else I say I'm probably
hinting at something

00:44:14.309 --> 00:44:15.434
that bothers me about you.

00:44:15.517 --> 00:44:18.227
But I'm framing it as a joke,
so that when a fight ensues

00:44:18.312 --> 00:44:20.438
I don't have to take responsibility for it.

00:44:21.648 --> 00:44:23.399
Do you want to just go to this place?

00:44:23.859 --> 00:44:25.151
Sure.

00:44:34.119 --> 00:44:35.703
I feel like you just got really upset, though.

00:44:35.787 --> 00:44:37.163
And I honestly was just teasing you.

00:44:37.247 --> 00:44:38.831
Okay. I'll be back in a second.

00:44:46.839 --> 00:44:49.591
It's okay if you're feeling sensitive and I'll drop it.

00:44:49.675 --> 00:44:52.010
The only reason I want to talk about it

00:44:56.182 --> 00:44:59.601
I think it's just going home after four years.

00:44:59.685 --> 00:45:01.853
It's just bringing up some weird shit.

00:45:03.481 --> 00:45:05.023
What kind of weird shit?

00:45:05.816 --> 00:45:06.858
I don't know.

00:45:07.193 --> 00:45:09.569
Just weird shit, really. (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

00:45:11.697 --> 00:45:12.697
Oh, my God!

00:45:14.032 --> 00:45:15.074
Oh, hey!

00:45:15.158 --> 00:45:16.325
Sorry! Sorry about that.

00:45:16.701 --> 00:45:18.118
Sorry. Very sorry.

00:45:18.203 --> 00:45:19.411
Our bad. Sorry.

00:45:21.539 --> 00:45:22.706
Oh, my God!

00:45:23.249 --> 00:45:24.708
(LAUGHING)

00:45:25.251 --> 00:45:26.377
Get away from the door!

00:45:26.461 --> 00:45:28.253
That was a real life lemon party.

00:45:28.338 --> 00:45:32.841
That was grannies and grampies
fooling around! (LAUGHING)

00:45:34.052 --> 00:45:35.552
What you buying, baby?

00:45:36.262 --> 00:45:38.597
I was just checking my Facebook page.

00:45:40.016 --> 00:45:42.184
I don't know why. You ain't single
and you've got three friends.

00:45:42.267 --> 00:45:43.810
What the fuck you be checking on Facebook?

00:45:43.894 --> 00:45:46.062
(BOTH LAUGHING) What are
you checking on Facebook?

00:45:46.313 --> 00:45:48.815
Maybe Allen put some new photos of himself

00:45:48.899 --> 00:45:50.775
naked in front of the mirror. I have to stay abreast.

00:45:50.859 --> 00:45:52.485
You don't want to miss that.

00:45:59.118 --> 00:46:00.827
Get the fuck out of here.

00:46:00.911 --> 00:46:02.245
What?

00:46:03.872 --> 00:46:05.289
Get your shit. We've got to go. Where are you going?

00:46:05.374 --> 00:46:07.500
We got to go. Come on. Get your shit. We got to go.

00:46:07.584 --> 00:46:10.253
That's what happens. I talked to him 10 minutes ago!

00:46:10.336 --> 00:46:13.130
No. He knows where he is. All right? I'll see you soon.

00:46:13.256 --> 00:46:14.881
Babe? You gonna take care of the dogs? Mmm-hmm.

00:46:14.966 --> 00:46:16.341
Did you put the alarm on?

00:46:16.426 --> 00:46:17.509
Yes.

00:46:21.180 --> 00:46:22.723
(GAGGING)

00:46:22.932 --> 00:46:24.516
Hey, honey? What was Gil screaming

00:46:24.601 --> 00:46:26.519
when you were walking towards the car?

00:46:26.603 --> 00:46:28.896
He sounded like he was repeating something.

00:46:29.273 --> 00:46:31.441
I don't know what the fuck he was saying. He's nuts.

00:46:31.734 --> 00:46:34.027
Well, obviously you heard what he was saying.

00:46:34.111 --> 00:46:35.945
He kept repeating it over and over again.

00:46:36.280 --> 00:46:38.156
He was just talking shit.

00:46:38.239 --> 00:46:39.656
But what was it?

00:46:41.200 --> 00:46:42.534
Huh?

00:46:43.995 --> 00:46:45.454
Charlie?

00:46:46.622 --> 00:46:48.290
What was he saying?

00:46:49.125 --> 00:46:50.375
He was saying "Yul Perrkins."

00:46:50.460 --> 00:46:52.210
He was saying "Yul Perrkins" over and over again

00:46:52.295 --> 00:46:54.546
so that you would hear and then
we would be in this fight.

00:46:54.630 --> 00:46:55.672
So he won.

00:46:55.757 --> 00:46:59.217
We're not fighting. What are you... Who's Yul Perrkins?

00:47:00.678 --> 00:47:03.805
That's my name. That's my real name. Yul Perrkins.

00:47:04.766 --> 00:47:07.434
Perrkins. Yul Perrkins is my real name.

00:47:09.644 --> 00:47:11.437
Why on earth would we fight about that?

00:47:11.521 --> 00:47:13.898
I don't know. I just feel like this is gonna be a fight.

00:47:13.982 --> 00:47:16.025
Like, why wouldn't I have told you my name before?

00:47:16.109 --> 00:47:17.818
Or that comment you made about my car.

00:47:17.903 --> 00:47:20.029
Or the old me. I just, you know...

00:47:20.489 --> 00:47:23.115
I want everything to be exactly
how it's been since we've met.

00:47:23.200 --> 00:47:26.035
I don't want to have to go all the
way back into my background

00:47:26.119 --> 00:47:27.620
just because we're going to L.A.

00:47:27.704 --> 00:47:30.206
Can you calm down? Come here.
Come here for a second.

00:47:30.957 --> 00:47:32.792
Please come sit on the bed with me.

00:47:41.926 --> 00:47:47.472
I think Yul Perrkins is a very cute name.

00:47:48.057 --> 00:47:50.725
I think it sounds like a Sesame Street character.

00:47:51.185 --> 00:47:52.435
Yeah?

00:47:52.520 --> 00:47:56.189
So did all the kids on the playground.
It was not very cute.

00:47:57.024 --> 00:47:59.859
My dad loves Yul Brynner. He thinks he's a badass.

00:47:59.944 --> 00:48:02.946
But no one in my generation's ever heard of him.

00:48:05.865 --> 00:48:07.282
Can I ask you one more question?

00:48:07.367 --> 00:48:08.575
And you promise you'll tell the truth?

00:48:09.035 --> 00:48:10.327
Yeah.

00:48:13.373 --> 00:48:16.875
Did they assign you the name Charlie
Bronson or did you get to pick it?

00:48:18.211 --> 00:48:19.545
I picked it.

00:48:22.048 --> 00:48:24.967
Was it 'cause you thought it sounded tough

00:48:25.051 --> 00:48:27.553
and you were tired of having a sissy name?

00:48:28.805 --> 00:48:30.097
Yeah.

00:48:32.099 --> 00:48:35.143
That is the most adorable thing
I've ever heard. Come here.

00:48:39.731 --> 00:48:42.400
And you loved Charles Bronson movies?

00:48:45.028 --> 00:48:48.656
I actually named myself after
that famous English prisoner

00:48:48.740 --> 00:48:52.535
who named himself after the actor Charles Bronson.

00:48:53.245 --> 00:48:56.998
And I found him intriguing, I guess.

00:48:57.082 --> 00:48:58.499
That's weird.

00:48:58.958 --> 00:49:02.210
To find someone like that intriguing.

00:49:02.753 --> 00:49:03.753
It's weird.

00:49:03.838 --> 00:49:05.505
Well, look, I don't know...

00:49:05.798 --> 00:49:07.924
It sounds stupid now that I'm saying it out loud,

00:49:08.009 --> 00:49:10.010
but at the time it seemed...

00:49:11.346 --> 00:49:13.014
I didn't know you then, Annie.

00:49:13.098 --> 00:49:17.018
So I obviously picked the wrong
name. And I'm sorry that I...

00:49:17.144 --> 00:49:19.478
It's fine. Hey. Hey! You can
call me whatever you want.

00:49:19.563 --> 00:49:24.108
You're not on trial here, okay?
This is all just new to me.

00:49:24.818 --> 00:49:27.445
Come back here. Come back.

00:49:29.113 --> 00:49:30.113
You want to drop it?

00:49:31.115 --> 00:49:33.074
Yeah. I would appreciate that. Okay.

00:49:40.458 --> 00:49:42.584
TERRY: 127? Are you kidding me? (SIRENS WAILING)

00:49:42.668 --> 00:49:45.503
Might as well tap me on the shoulder
and say, "Fuck you."

00:50:26.627 --> 00:50:28.169
Sir, are you okay?

00:50:29.171 --> 00:50:30.255
Have you been in an accident?

00:50:30.339 --> 00:50:31.464
What?

00:50:31.548 --> 00:50:34.217
No. I'm a U.S. marshal.

00:50:35.177 --> 00:50:38.596
Okay. Sir, your vehicle appears to be totaled.

00:50:38.681 --> 00:50:41.599
And I clocked you at 127 miles per hour back there.

00:50:41.684 --> 00:50:44.602
I'm a marshal. And I've got someone
in witness protection

00:50:44.687 --> 00:50:46.229
who needs my protection.

00:50:46.313 --> 00:50:47.772
I totally understand, sir.

00:50:47.856 --> 00:50:50.275
Is there any way you could stay below 100?

00:50:50.359 --> 00:50:52.944
I'm very worried about this car
getting up into triple digits.

00:50:54.487 --> 00:50:57.155
I suppose I could try to keep it in the high 90s.

00:50:57.240 --> 00:50:59.324
Thank you. 'Cause just like it's your job

00:50:59.409 --> 00:51:02.077
to be protecting whoever you may be protecting...

00:51:02.161 --> 00:51:03.912
ANGELLA: Um... What? Hold on a second.

00:51:03.997 --> 00:51:05.038
I'll be right back, sir.

00:51:05.123 --> 00:51:06.123
ANGELLA: I need to talk to you.

00:51:06.916 --> 00:51:09.793
What?

00:51:09.877 --> 00:51:12.796
Okay. I wasn't snooping. But your phone did vibrate

00:51:12.880 --> 00:51:14.715
and so I checked it out and...

00:51:15.216 --> 00:51:16.758
That's your Pouncer app, right?

00:51:16.843 --> 00:51:17.843
Yeah.

00:51:17.927 --> 00:51:20.012
Okay. So that dot popped up like two seconds ago.

00:51:20.096 --> 00:51:23.598
So, there's got to be another gay guy
within, what, 100 feet of here?

00:51:24.057 --> 00:51:25.099
Yeah.

00:51:25.392 --> 00:51:27.601
I mean, it must be him.

00:51:28.562 --> 00:51:33.649
Although I don't think he's gay. He's like 50.

00:51:35.235 --> 00:51:36.819
There's 50-year-old gay people, Angella.

00:51:36.903 --> 00:51:38.487
We don't grow out of being gay.

00:51:38.572 --> 00:51:41.282
Oh, no. I didn't... That's not what I meant. I just...

00:51:41.366 --> 00:51:43.200
I just think you should ask him out.

00:51:43.577 --> 00:51:45.161
What do you mean... Oh! Because he's gay

00:51:45.245 --> 00:51:46.495
and I'm gay I should just ask him out?

00:51:46.580 --> 00:51:47.580
What are you talking about?

00:51:47.664 --> 00:51:49.707
Are you instantly attracted to every
straight person you meet?

00:51:49.790 --> 00:51:50.832
No.

00:51:50.916 --> 00:51:51.916
Come on.

00:51:56.714 --> 00:51:58.173
I'm actually gonna let you go.

00:51:58.258 --> 00:52:00.217
But I do need to see your phone
for a second please, sir.

00:52:00.302 --> 00:52:01.344
Why?

00:52:01.428 --> 00:52:04.138
A small request after you were driving that fast.

00:52:04.222 --> 00:52:05.890
Can I see your phone please, sir?

00:52:06.600 --> 00:52:08.434
Thank you very much.

00:52:09.978 --> 00:52:12.563
Yeah. There we go. That's what I thought.

00:52:12.647 --> 00:52:14.023
Uh... Hi.

00:52:14.107 --> 00:52:15.274
What are you doing?

00:52:15.567 --> 00:52:18.361
I'm programming my name and number in here.

00:52:18.903 --> 00:52:21.112
Just in case you ever need "backup."

00:52:21.572 --> 00:52:22.614
What are you...

00:52:22.698 --> 00:52:24.032
Pouncer. Oh.

00:52:24.116 --> 00:52:25.784
I didn't know what...

00:52:26.285 --> 00:52:27.952
Oh, you had no idea what it was?

00:52:28.037 --> 00:52:30.372
It's okay. Don't be embarrassed. I'm a fan of Pouncer.

00:52:30.456 --> 00:52:32.457
I Pounce. You Pounce too, I guess.

00:52:33.125 --> 00:52:34.751
So, you should be very flattered,

00:52:34.835 --> 00:52:37.045
'cause I'm an eight and you're a five, so...

00:52:37.380 --> 00:52:38.797
You have a safe night.

00:52:39.799 --> 00:52:40.965
Right.

00:52:47.013 --> 00:52:49.973
Okay. Do you need to call me back
after you've collected yourself?

00:52:50.058 --> 00:52:51.475
No, no, no. I'm good.

00:52:51.976 --> 00:52:54.228
So I stopped off at San Andreas and Jackson.

00:52:54.312 --> 00:52:55.604
They were nowhere to be found.

00:52:55.688 --> 00:52:57.898
I don't think they could have got as far as Planada.

00:52:58.566 --> 00:52:59.983
So my guess is Mariposa.

00:53:00.068 --> 00:53:02.611
We'll take a peek in Planada
on our way up to Mariposa.

00:53:02.695 --> 00:53:05.364
Oh, great! Great. Now, about the girl, Annie,

00:53:05.448 --> 00:53:07.658
who's my girlfriend and a victim in all this.

00:53:07.742 --> 00:53:09.368
Uh, I want assurances... (PHONE BEEPING)

00:53:09.661 --> 00:53:11.036
Hello?

00:53:11.121 --> 00:53:12.413
Did that drop or did he just...

00:53:17.835 --> 00:53:19.419
Hey, buddy, look. They have shower caps.

00:53:19.837 --> 00:53:21.671
Oh, yeah? Your favorite.

00:53:22.089 --> 00:53:23.172
Yep.

00:53:23.257 --> 00:53:25.133
I'm gonna go get some coffee for us, okay?

00:53:25.217 --> 00:53:26.259
Okay.

00:53:26.343 --> 00:53:27.969
I'll be ready to go in 10.

00:53:28.303 --> 00:53:29.262
Have a good shower.

00:53:29.346 --> 00:53:30.596
Thank you.

00:53:31.849 --> 00:53:33.057
(DOOR CLOSES)

00:54:17.267 --> 00:54:18.726
Come on!

00:54:40.915 --> 00:54:42.665
Are you... (LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)

00:54:48.965 --> 00:54:51.884
Fuck!

00:54:54.137 --> 00:54:55.179
(GASPS)

00:54:55.263 --> 00:54:58.390
That fucking hillbilly from the gas station
stole my engine last night!

00:54:58.475 --> 00:54:59.517
What?

00:54:59.601 --> 00:55:01.894
From the Lincoln! I just went out there to start it.

00:55:01.978 --> 00:55:03.479
There's no engine inside.

00:55:03.897 --> 00:55:05.439
How do you steal an engine?

00:55:05.524 --> 00:55:08.192
Grind the motor mounts out and
pull it out with a cherry picker.

00:55:08.275 --> 00:55:09.526
It probably took him 20 minutes.

00:55:09.610 --> 00:55:10.693
Fuck!

00:55:10.778 --> 00:55:12.278
Is there anything I can do?

00:55:13.113 --> 00:55:14.364
No. Just finish your shower.

00:55:14.448 --> 00:55:15.532
I'm gonna go to the lobby

00:55:15.616 --> 00:55:17.075
and see if they know someone with a tow truck.

00:55:17.159 --> 00:55:20.119
Okay. That was a $12,000 engine.

00:55:21.121 --> 00:55:23.873
Sorry your engine was stolen, sweetie!

00:55:28.837 --> 00:55:29.921
Where is she?

00:55:30.464 --> 00:55:31.548
(MUFFLED) What the fuck are you doing?

00:55:31.632 --> 00:55:32.674
Where is she, man?

00:55:32.758 --> 00:55:34.384
You just fucking broke my nose!

00:55:34.468 --> 00:55:37.303
I don't care! I swear to God if you already killed her...

00:55:38.638 --> 00:55:41.431
I'm not a fucking killer, man! What's wrong with you?

00:55:41.516 --> 00:55:45.185
You were involved in a homicide!
I am not leaving without her.

00:55:45.270 --> 00:55:46.645
Get that fucking club out of my face!

00:55:46.729 --> 00:55:47.896
Don't talk to me like that!

00:55:47.981 --> 00:55:50.691
Listen, man! She is fine! Do you want to see her?

00:55:50.984 --> 00:55:52.150
Yes!

00:55:52.569 --> 00:55:54.611
Lower that shit and I'll show her to you!

00:55:54.696 --> 00:55:55.904
All right! Open the door!

00:55:55.989 --> 00:55:57.531
What the fuck are you thinking, man?

00:55:58.032 --> 00:55:59.950
Hitting me in the nose with a golf club?

00:56:00.034 --> 00:56:01.368
I didn't think it would hurt that bad!

00:56:01.452 --> 00:56:02.619
Jesus Christ!

00:56:02.704 --> 00:56:03.954
Just open the door, man!

00:56:04.037 --> 00:56:07.665
I've been through some shit. I've never
seen a bitch move like that.

00:56:08.166 --> 00:56:10.126
Well, if you wouldn't be such an asshole!

00:56:10.669 --> 00:56:13.546
You know what pisses me off the most about
you hitting me with this fucking...

00:56:13.630 --> 00:56:15.339
No! I don't really give a shit either.

00:56:20.721 --> 00:56:23.681
It's that you made me break my promise to Annie.

00:56:27.060 --> 00:56:29.186
That was a shitty thing to do, Gil!

00:56:30.564 --> 00:56:33.190
That was really fucking selfish of you.

00:56:35.693 --> 00:56:37.444
Fucking selfish prick.

00:57:09.184 --> 00:57:10.809
Oh, fuck! Fuck...

00:57:24.199 --> 00:57:25.407
(CAMERA CLICKING)

00:57:37.295 --> 00:57:38.420
Honey! (SCREAMS)

00:57:38.505 --> 00:57:40.047
I'm sorry! Sorry, sorry, sorry! Honey?

00:57:40.131 --> 00:57:41.465
We have got to go right now.

00:57:41.549 --> 00:57:43.092
I will tell you about it in the car, okay?

00:57:43.176 --> 00:57:45.010
What car? I thought you said the car was...

00:57:45.095 --> 00:57:47.721
Baby, this is life or death. I need you
to get out of the shower this second.

00:57:47.806 --> 00:57:48.931
Okay? Let's go. Okay.

00:57:56.606 --> 00:57:59.400
I don't understand. What happened to
your face? Why are you bleeding?

00:57:59.483 --> 00:58:01.401
Baby, will you please just get dressed and pack, okay?

00:58:01.527 --> 00:58:03.695
Yes. The people I testified against are in the lobby.

00:58:03.779 --> 00:58:05.071
We got to get out of here right now.

00:58:05.155 --> 00:58:06.197
Should I call the police?

00:58:06.281 --> 00:58:07.323
There's no time for that.

00:58:07.491 --> 00:58:09.325
Why are you bleeding? Did they hit you?

00:58:09.410 --> 00:58:10.702
Baby, just faster, okay?

00:58:10.786 --> 00:58:12.537
I'm going as fast as I can!

00:58:12.621 --> 00:58:15.164
They are right out there. Okay, go baby! Go, go, go!

00:58:15.249 --> 00:58:16.416
Okay, I'm going! I'm going!

00:58:21.755 --> 00:58:22.964
ALEX: Okay.

00:58:23.424 --> 00:58:25.341
I'll grab Yul. You got the girl?

00:58:25.426 --> 00:58:26.426
Yeah, I've got her.

00:58:26.509 --> 00:58:28.468
You want me to take the gun since
you're focused on the door?

00:58:29.011 --> 00:58:30.220
I think I can manage both.

00:58:30.304 --> 00:58:31.304
Okay. All right.

00:58:36.769 --> 00:58:38.228
All right. We're gonna go on three.

00:58:38.938 --> 00:58:39.980
One.

00:58:40.064 --> 00:58:41.106
You all right?

00:58:41.190 --> 00:58:42.274
Yep. Here we go.

00:58:42.358 --> 00:58:44.067
One. Two.

00:58:44.485 --> 00:58:45.819
Three.

00:58:45.903 --> 00:58:47.320
Where the fuck is Yul?

00:58:47.405 --> 00:58:49.740
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

00:58:49.824 --> 00:58:51.450
Hey! What are you looking at, bro?

00:58:51.534 --> 00:58:53.118
NEVE: Is Yul here? Fuck!

00:58:53.494 --> 00:58:56.413
Come on! They're seniors. It's the
wrong room. Come on. Go!

00:58:56.496 --> 00:58:58.914
Fucking embarrassing, man! I know.

00:58:58.999 --> 00:59:00.291
That shit was disgusting!

00:59:04.212 --> 00:59:05.921
You got everything you need? Yes.

00:59:06.006 --> 00:59:07.506
We're good. We're good, we're good, we're good.

00:59:08.759 --> 00:59:09.925
Damn it!

00:59:10.177 --> 00:59:12.386
Can you grab that? Yeah, honey...

00:59:13.889 --> 00:59:15.973
Okay. Your purse.

00:59:16.057 --> 00:59:17.892
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

00:59:22.563 --> 00:59:23.813
What is that?

00:59:23.898 --> 00:59:25.482
(CAR BEEPING) It's a remote keyless entry.

00:59:25.566 --> 00:59:26.691
For which car?

00:59:26.776 --> 00:59:28.067
It's kind of a universal one.

00:59:28.986 --> 00:59:29.986
Where did you get that?

00:59:30.070 --> 00:59:33.114
I just made it. Mama, will you just
throw your stuff in the car?

00:59:33.199 --> 00:59:34.949
Let's go. Go, go, go, go, go. Faster!

00:59:36.035 --> 00:59:38.787
Wait a second. I'm not just going
to get into someone else's car.

00:59:38.871 --> 00:59:40.205
Sweetie, it's not the time!

00:59:43.209 --> 00:59:44.334
(ENGINE STARTS) Hey!

00:59:51.216 --> 00:59:52.508
Hurry up! Let's go!

01:00:01.392 --> 01:00:02.392
(ENGINE STARTS)

01:00:14.531 --> 01:00:16.114
Did you just steal this car?

01:00:16.407 --> 01:00:19.409
Yes, I did. But only because I absolutely had to.

01:00:20.161 --> 01:00:21.328
How did you steal it?

01:00:21.412 --> 01:00:23.622
If you lose your keyless entry and go to the dealership

01:00:23.706 --> 01:00:25.833
they use the VIN number to get
a new code in their program.

01:00:25.917 --> 01:00:27.668
And I got a new code and I programmed this one.

01:00:27.752 --> 01:00:29.294
But how? How did you get the code?

01:00:32.048 --> 01:00:33.757
I have passwords for the different dealerships.

01:00:34.425 --> 01:00:35.926
Why do you have those passwords?

01:00:36.469 --> 01:00:37.511
Charlie?

01:00:37.595 --> 01:00:39.179
Look. If we have this conversation

01:00:39.264 --> 01:00:40.472
and I'm completely honest with you,

01:00:40.557 --> 01:00:42.182
I'm afraid you're not gonna want
to be with me anymore.

01:00:42.267 --> 01:00:45.060
Okay, well, if we don't have this conversation,
I can't be with you.

01:00:45.562 --> 01:00:47.271
I can't be with someone that I don't trust.

01:00:47.354 --> 01:00:48.938
So you're just going to have to risk it.

01:00:49.648 --> 01:00:50.940
(SNORTING)

01:00:51.608 --> 01:00:52.817
(YAWNING)

01:00:54.194 --> 01:00:55.278
(ENGINE STARTING)

01:00:58.073 --> 01:00:59.615
Asshole!

01:01:00.409 --> 01:01:02.869
CHARLES: You know I witnessed a bank
robbery that went really wrong.

01:01:02.953 --> 01:01:03.995
ANNIE: Yeah.

01:01:04.079 --> 01:01:06.539
What I left out is that I was kind of involved.

01:01:06.623 --> 01:01:09.542
Not in the violence part, but
in the getaway driving part.

01:01:09.626 --> 01:01:10.835
I'm sorry I didn't say that to you,

01:01:10.919 --> 01:01:12.128
but when I got into witness protection

01:01:12.212 --> 01:01:13.379
I looked at it as a new beginning.

01:01:13.463 --> 01:01:14.922
And I knew I wasn't going to be that guy anymore...

01:01:15.007 --> 01:01:16.674
You're a bank robber?

01:01:17.300 --> 01:01:18.341
Charlie?

01:01:18.426 --> 01:01:21.344
No. I didn't actually rob any of the banks.

01:01:21.429 --> 01:01:22.888
Alex and Allen did the robbing

01:01:22.972 --> 01:01:25.599
and I did the driving them to
and from the bank robbing.

01:01:25.808 --> 01:01:28.268
Banks? Plural?

01:01:28.352 --> 01:01:29.769
How many times did you do that, Charlie?

01:01:29.937 --> 01:01:31.563
I don't know. A few.

01:01:31.647 --> 01:01:32.856
You don't know?

01:01:32.940 --> 01:01:34.065
Maybe 12 or 13.

01:01:34.150 --> 01:01:35.609
"Maybe"? Maybe a dozen?

01:01:35.693 --> 01:01:37.235
Maybe a baker's dozen? You're not sure?

01:01:37.320 --> 01:01:38.570
No. It was 13.

01:01:38.654 --> 01:01:39.696
You're sure that is was 13?

01:01:39.780 --> 01:01:42.532
Yes, it was absolutely 13. This is
why I didn't tell you about this.

01:01:42.617 --> 01:01:44.242
Because I knew you were going to react this way.

01:01:44.326 --> 01:01:46.994
Who wouldn't react this way, Charlie? A sociopath?

01:01:47.287 --> 01:01:49.622
Look, I have a terrible past. I'm sorry about that.

01:01:49.706 --> 01:01:51.540
But it has nothing to do with us.

01:01:51.625 --> 01:01:53.751
How'd you do it? How'd you get off, Charlie?

01:01:53.835 --> 01:01:56.253
You testified against your friends
to save your own ass?

01:01:56.338 --> 01:01:58.255
They were gonna charge Neve
with accessory to murder

01:01:58.340 --> 01:01:59.840
because she cased the job.

01:01:59.925 --> 01:02:03.385
So either I turned on Alex and
Allen, who did the shooting,

01:02:03.470 --> 01:02:05.387
or Neve went to prison for the rest of her life.

01:02:05.472 --> 01:02:06.639
Who is Neve?

01:02:07.015 --> 01:02:08.891
The black girl in the station wagon.

01:02:08.975 --> 01:02:10.643
Why aren't they in prison, Charlie?

01:02:10.727 --> 01:02:13.520
They implied I wasn't a credible
witness because I was...

01:02:14.188 --> 01:02:16.397
You know, engaged to Neve.

01:02:16.899 --> 01:02:22.070
You were engaged to a woman
who plans bank robberies?

01:02:22.655 --> 01:02:24.197
Who are you?

01:02:24.365 --> 01:02:25.865
Listen. Sweetie. Please?

01:02:26.033 --> 01:02:27.033
Don't.

01:02:29.954 --> 01:02:31.913
Pull the car over. I think I'm going to throw up.

01:02:32.081 --> 01:02:34.874
I can't pull over right now, or Alex
is gonna shoot both of us.

01:02:34.959 --> 01:02:38.336
Then fucking lose them, Charlie!
So you can let me out!

01:02:51.265 --> 01:02:53.350
Hey, buddy! It's me from last night!

01:02:53.434 --> 01:02:55.769
Yeah! The minivan! I could really use your help

01:02:55.853 --> 01:02:57.104
I'm at some abandoned airfield.

01:02:58.064 --> 01:02:59.231
(VOMITING)

01:03:16.874 --> 01:03:18.750
(GUNFIRE) (SHRIEKS)

01:03:20.169 --> 01:03:21.294
(SCREAMING)

01:04:21.937 --> 01:04:23.605
ALLEN: I cannot believe this
is a fucking station wagon!

01:04:23.689 --> 01:04:24.898
This shit is so fast!

01:04:33.616 --> 01:04:34.783
We might not make this!

01:04:38.787 --> 01:04:39.953
ANNIE: Watch out for Gil!

01:04:46.669 --> 01:04:47.961
(SCREAMING)

01:04:50.048 --> 01:04:51.131
(HORN BLARING)

01:04:54.844 --> 01:04:56.512
Fucking shit! Ah!

01:04:57.013 --> 01:04:58.013
Fuck!

01:04:58.973 --> 01:05:00.474
Fuck! (PHONE RINGING)

01:05:03.018 --> 01:05:04.852
DEBBY: Ah, damn it! Pick up already.

01:05:06.021 --> 01:05:07.188
ANNIE: Debby. It's not a good time.

01:05:07.272 --> 01:05:08.439
Oh! Am I fucking up your massage?

01:05:08.524 --> 01:05:09.816
'Cause you're fucking up mine!

01:05:09.900 --> 01:05:11.109
What is it?

01:05:11.193 --> 01:05:13.236
I got a call from UC. Sandy's got
some emergency tomorrow.

01:05:13.320 --> 01:05:14.862
So you have to be there by 4:00 p.m. today.

01:05:15.489 --> 01:05:17.115
That might be impossible.

01:05:17.199 --> 01:05:19.951
Are you kidding me? I could leave
Milton now and be there by 4:00.

01:05:20.035 --> 01:05:21.619
Deb, I don't think you understand!

01:05:21.703 --> 01:05:24.038
Annie, I am in the middle of something. Just get there!

01:05:25.374 --> 01:05:26.541
(GROANS)

01:05:26.875 --> 01:05:27.875
Don't be a pussy.

01:05:30.170 --> 01:05:32.588
ANNIE: Please pull over and find a place to let me out.

01:05:32.672 --> 01:05:35.632
Annie? I want to talk about this. Okay?

01:05:35.716 --> 01:05:38.677
Just let me drive you to L.A. and
we can talk it out on the way.

01:05:38.761 --> 01:05:41.513
You are engaged! You're a criminal!

01:05:42.557 --> 01:05:44.850
If you don't pull over, I'm jumping
out. And I'm not kidding!

01:05:44.934 --> 01:05:46.268
Okay, okay, okay, okay!

01:05:56.572 --> 01:05:58.364
Hold on a second, okay?

01:05:59.198 --> 01:06:01.575
Annie! Hey! Where are you going?

01:06:02.743 --> 01:06:05.704
You're going to walk aimlessly
through an orange grove?

01:06:05.788 --> 01:06:07.038
I did not lie to you!

01:06:07.123 --> 01:06:09.124
Omitting is lying, Charlie!

01:06:09.792 --> 01:06:12.794
What if I had sex with a co-worker
and I didn't tell you that?

01:06:12.879 --> 01:06:14.754
You wouldn't think that was a lie?

01:06:15.047 --> 01:06:16.506
No! That would be a lie!

01:06:16.591 --> 01:06:18.008
Because we're in a relationship

01:06:18.092 --> 01:06:20.427
and we owe each other those kind of details.

01:06:21.762 --> 01:06:26.016
Look, whatever you're mad about happened
before we ever met, okay?

01:06:26.100 --> 01:06:29.019
Look! I have not violated your trust once since we met.

01:06:29.102 --> 01:06:32.021
Except for completely lying about who you are.

01:06:32.105 --> 01:06:35.232
Look, you may have had three-ways
with dudes or smoked cocaine!

01:06:35.317 --> 01:06:36.400
I don't know!

01:06:36.484 --> 01:06:38.694
But if you had, just because you
didn't disclose that to me,

01:06:38.778 --> 01:06:40.654
doesn't mean you're a liar!

01:06:40.739 --> 01:06:42.990
I don't care what you did before we met.

01:06:43.074 --> 01:06:44.867
All I care about is who you are now!

01:06:44.951 --> 01:06:47.161
Really? So if I was a pedophile,

01:06:47.621 --> 01:06:50.539
if I had raped children, you wouldn't care about that?

01:06:50.624 --> 01:06:52.958
If I had been a member of the
Ku Klux Klan? No biggie?

01:06:53.043 --> 01:06:54.293
That wouldn't bother you?

01:06:54.377 --> 01:06:58.797
You wouldn't feel like a complete idiot
for having fallen in love with me?

01:06:59.089 --> 01:07:00.089
(PANTING)

01:07:01.800 --> 01:07:03.134
Buddy, I...

01:07:04.470 --> 01:07:06.512
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

01:07:06.597 --> 01:07:09.182
I was ashamed. And I was embarrassed.

01:07:10.309 --> 01:07:12.894
And I thought we would just live
in Milton for the rest of our lives

01:07:12.978 --> 01:07:14.187
and be happy and have babies.

01:07:14.271 --> 01:07:16.314
And I would be Charlie. And that would be that.

01:07:18.150 --> 01:07:20.151
What if I did tell you? Be honest.

01:07:20.486 --> 01:07:21.986
Would you have fallen in love with me?

01:07:24.031 --> 01:07:25.406
I don't know!

01:07:26.866 --> 01:07:28.367
And I'm never gonna know,

01:07:28.451 --> 01:07:30.661
because you took that decision away from me.

01:07:32.747 --> 01:07:35.249
But yes, Charlie! I find it very difficult to believe

01:07:35.333 --> 01:07:37.251
that someone who justified robbing 13 banks

01:07:37.335 --> 01:07:39.127
would ever not be that type of person.

01:07:39.629 --> 01:07:42.214
It's not exactly the high profile background you look for

01:07:42.298 --> 01:07:44.591
when you're choosing someone to have a baby with.

01:07:45.677 --> 01:07:48.512
You know, if I was an ex-drug
addict or an ex-alcoholic,

01:07:48.596 --> 01:07:50.973
I guarantee you would be able to look past that.

01:07:51.057 --> 01:07:52.099
That's not the point.

01:07:52.183 --> 01:07:53.976
The bottom line is in any relationship

01:07:54.059 --> 01:07:56.227
you can either wallow in the person's past,

01:07:56.311 --> 01:07:58.396
or you can look at the person
that's right in front of you

01:07:58.480 --> 01:08:01.107
and choose to move forward. But you can't do both.

01:08:04.861 --> 01:08:06.195
I agree.

01:08:06.530 --> 01:08:08.364
Then move forward with me.

01:08:10.701 --> 01:08:15.621
But the person in front of me lied to me.

01:08:17.040 --> 01:08:19.625
Whether you want to call it that or not, Charlie.

01:08:26.090 --> 01:08:27.716
I need to get to L.A.

01:08:28.634 --> 01:08:30.552
And I'm gonna do that without you.

01:08:33.931 --> 01:08:35.015
How?

01:08:36.726 --> 01:08:38.059
(SIGHS)

01:09:05.588 --> 01:09:07.714
Hey.

01:09:09.842 --> 01:09:10.967
Are you okay?

01:09:11.052 --> 01:09:13.094
Yeah. I'm fine. Can you, um...

01:09:13.471 --> 01:09:15.638
Can you drive me the rest of the way to L.A., please?

01:09:15.723 --> 01:09:16.848
Of course.

01:09:16.932 --> 01:09:19.726
Or would you rather go back to
our house and digest all this?

01:09:19.893 --> 01:09:22.603
No, Gil. I just want to get to L.A.

01:09:23.229 --> 01:09:24.688
I can do that.

01:09:24.773 --> 01:09:27.232
Why don't you hop in and I'll
gather all your belongings?

01:09:27.359 --> 01:09:28.525
Okay.

01:09:31.780 --> 01:09:35.324
Hey, asshole. Do not even think
about tailing us. I'm serious.

01:09:35.408 --> 01:09:37.201
Or what? You're gonna stab me with that knife?

01:09:37.285 --> 01:09:38.660
I could, if you charged me.

01:09:38.745 --> 01:09:40.412
Yeah? Okay. I'm terrified.

01:09:40.497 --> 01:09:42.414
Yeah, well, you're the aggressor.

01:09:42.499 --> 01:09:45.417
Listen. I still think you're a fucking turd.

01:09:45.834 --> 01:09:47.585
But I'm sorry that I clocked you

01:09:47.669 --> 01:09:50.171
and I appreciate you taking Annie to L.A.

01:09:50.756 --> 01:09:52.131
You're welcome.

01:09:52.591 --> 01:09:55.051
Oh, and we know who got the
best of who in that scuffle.

01:09:55.469 --> 01:09:57.136
So, if you forgot,

01:09:58.138 --> 01:09:59.764
just ask your previous shirt.

01:10:00.391 --> 01:10:01.641
I will.

01:10:08.982 --> 01:10:10.608
GIL: You got your seatbelt on?

01:10:14.029 --> 01:10:15.279
TERRY: He's not answering.

01:10:15.780 --> 01:10:17.531
Oh, my God! Uh, Pounce him!

01:10:17.615 --> 01:10:18.698
What do you mean "Pounce him"?

01:10:18.783 --> 01:10:20.242
Use your app. Your Pouncer app. And Pounce him.

01:10:20.952 --> 01:10:23.328
Oh, my God! You're brilliant. Okay.

01:10:24.622 --> 01:10:26.289
I see him! He's on here! Okay, um...

01:10:26.374 --> 01:10:27.624
Go straight.

01:10:28.751 --> 01:10:30.919
He's right there. He's right there. He's right there.

01:10:31.003 --> 01:10:32.045
Bingo.

01:10:32.672 --> 01:10:34.005
Oh, my God.

01:10:45.142 --> 01:10:46.684
What the hell happened?

01:10:47.811 --> 01:10:49.145
Was he executed?

01:10:49.312 --> 01:10:50.646
I don't know.

01:10:53.400 --> 01:10:54.442
Randy?

01:10:54.526 --> 01:10:55.901
(GROANING)

01:10:56.778 --> 01:10:59.363
Oh! (GROANING)

01:11:00.031 --> 01:11:01.657
I hit my head.

01:11:03.702 --> 01:11:04.910
(GROANING)

01:11:05.454 --> 01:11:06.787
Let's go!

01:11:12.251 --> 01:11:13.626
You okay?

01:11:15.004 --> 01:11:17.213
You want to pull over and have a warm meal, or...

01:11:17.673 --> 01:11:19.215
Or would you rather process?

01:11:21.844 --> 01:11:23.052
Okay.

01:11:24.054 --> 01:11:25.180
You process.

01:11:25.724 --> 01:11:26.724
Gil?

01:11:29.561 --> 01:11:30.686
(SHRIEKING)

01:11:35.525 --> 01:11:36.525
GIL: You okay?

01:11:36.610 --> 01:11:38.027
ANNIE: Yeah. Ah!

01:11:40.446 --> 01:11:41.488
Hey!

01:11:41.572 --> 01:11:42.906
GIL: Don't even think about it!

01:11:43.365 --> 01:11:45.408
ANNIE: Let me go! (SCREAMING)

01:11:45.784 --> 01:11:46.868
Gil!

01:11:49.705 --> 01:11:51.247
Gil! What the fuck?

01:12:00.799 --> 01:12:02.425
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)

01:12:06.013 --> 01:12:07.013
Annie? ALEX: Yul?

01:12:08.139 --> 01:12:09.306
How you doing, buddy?

01:12:09.390 --> 01:12:11.266
Where are you right now? Where's Annie?

01:12:11.351 --> 01:12:12.601
We're at the Stoneside Diner

01:12:12.685 --> 01:12:15.062
having some French fries and onion
rings. Why don't you come down?

01:12:15.146 --> 01:12:16.897
Don't be a fucking asshole, Alex.

01:12:16.981 --> 01:12:18.315
She has nothing to do with us.

01:12:18.399 --> 01:12:21.818
I'd hurry up if I were you. Neve's
mad-dogging the hell out of her.

01:12:42.798 --> 01:12:43.839
Wow.

01:12:44.967 --> 01:12:46.050
Wow!

01:12:46.802 --> 01:12:48.553
You look really good, Yul.

01:12:49.012 --> 01:12:50.054
Yeah.

01:12:50.138 --> 01:12:53.641
You used to look older than Alex, but
now you look younger. It's crazy.

01:12:53.725 --> 01:12:55.601
He looks good. Doesn't he, babe?

01:12:56.144 --> 01:12:58.145
I don't know. Who gives a shit?

01:12:58.522 --> 01:12:59.814
Really, baby?

01:13:01.191 --> 01:13:03.818
Yeah, well, I would have asked for your permission,

01:13:03.902 --> 01:13:05.736
but you kind of fell off the map, didn't you?

01:13:05.820 --> 01:13:07.153
Well, I don't know what to tell you, man.

01:13:07.238 --> 01:13:08.280
I'm sure you fucking hate me.

01:13:08.364 --> 01:13:09.698
But I don't think I really had a choice, did I?

01:13:09.782 --> 01:13:11.950
Yeah, I do fucking hate you. You betrayed me.

01:13:12.868 --> 01:13:15.453
Okay? We were best friends and
you testified against me.

01:13:19.000 --> 01:13:21.042
You know what? Fuck you.

01:13:21.377 --> 01:13:24.254
You fucking betrayed me. You
fucking shot a dude, man!

01:13:24.338 --> 01:13:25.630
You put us all in this shitty mess

01:13:25.715 --> 01:13:28.216
where I got to pick between my
fiancee and my best friend!

01:13:28.301 --> 01:13:30.218
That's your fucking fault! So fuck you!

01:13:30.303 --> 01:13:31.928
Oh! I'm sorry. You were inside the bank?

01:13:32.138 --> 01:13:33.805
No. I forgot about that!

01:13:33.888 --> 01:13:35.931
You were inside the bank and
you saw the security guard

01:13:36.016 --> 01:13:37.391
pointing a fucking gun at Allen.

01:13:37.475 --> 01:13:38.976
Oh, no! No, you weren't!

01:13:39.060 --> 01:13:42.688
You were in the fucking car trying to
change the fucking oldies station!

01:13:42.772 --> 01:13:46.650
I'm sure the $6 an hour fucking
retard was gonna shoot Allen.

01:13:46.735 --> 01:13:48.110
Are you kidding me? He would have shot me!

01:13:48.194 --> 01:13:50.112
You don't fucking know! Shut the fuck up, Allen!

01:13:50.530 --> 01:13:51.530
You don't get to do that. What do you want?

01:13:51.615 --> 01:13:52.656
You don't get to do that anymore.

01:13:52.699 --> 01:13:53.907
You're not in this fucking circle. Sorry, Allen.

01:13:53.992 --> 01:13:55.200
What do you want? I want money.

01:13:55.285 --> 01:13:56.493
That's it, bro. I don't want anything else.

01:13:56.578 --> 01:13:58.203
You got it. Let's go to my dad's right now.

01:13:58.288 --> 01:13:59.496
Let her out of the car. Let's go.

01:13:59.581 --> 01:14:01.123
No. She's gonna come with. Let's go.

01:14:01.206 --> 01:14:02.498
Stay in the car. Hold on a second, dude.

01:14:02.583 --> 01:14:04.292
You're gonna fucking turn this into kidnapping?

01:14:04.376 --> 01:14:05.418
I'll give you the money.

01:14:05.502 --> 01:14:06.628
Let's go right now. Let's just go.

01:14:06.712 --> 01:14:09.297
Hey, no. I'm being serious. Alex? Please listen to me.

01:14:09.381 --> 01:14:10.465
Seriously, dude?

01:14:10.549 --> 01:14:13.635
You're gonna risk going to prison when
I'm cooperating? I don't get it.

01:14:14.554 --> 01:14:15.804
'Cause you owe me, motherfucker!

01:14:15.889 --> 01:14:17.014
Do you understand? It's that simple.

01:14:17.098 --> 01:14:19.683
I want you to feel the fucking uncomfortable
situation I was in.

01:14:19.768 --> 01:14:21.810
You got off! What are you talking about?

01:14:21.895 --> 01:14:22.978
I was in jail for eight months!

01:14:23.063 --> 01:14:25.397
Oh, my God? Eight months! Are you fucking crazy?

01:14:25.482 --> 01:14:27.691
I've been in Siberia for four years!

01:14:27.776 --> 01:14:29.860
The fucking arrogance of you, man!

01:14:29.943 --> 01:14:31.152
You don't understand what you're talking about.

01:14:31.236 --> 01:14:33.529
I don't understand? What? You fucking
didn't like the gym equipment?

01:14:33.614 --> 01:14:34.947
There wasn't enough time for you to read?

01:14:35.032 --> 01:14:36.324
I got butt-fucked.

01:14:40.704 --> 01:14:43.998
I got fucked in the butt because of you.

01:14:46.960 --> 01:14:48.252
Yeah.

01:14:48.962 --> 01:14:52.340
That's horrible. I did not realize that happened in jail.

01:14:52.424 --> 01:14:54.008
I thought that was a prison thing.

01:14:54.218 --> 01:14:55.510
Yeah, well...

01:14:57.304 --> 01:14:59.263
I guess it's not exclusive to prisons.

01:15:06.854 --> 01:15:08.855
Well, I mean, you've never been, like, a homophobe.

01:15:08.940 --> 01:15:11.692
It seems like something you probably worked through.

01:15:11.776 --> 01:15:13.235
You're a strong dude.

01:15:13.319 --> 01:15:14.903
I don't think homophobia has anything to do with it.

01:15:14.987 --> 01:15:16.571
The guy was disgusting.

01:15:17.615 --> 01:15:19.449
If I was gay I would still want to come after you.

01:15:20.284 --> 01:15:21.785
I'm really sorry.

01:15:22.286 --> 01:15:23.787
I'm really, really sorry.

01:15:24.455 --> 01:15:25.539
Was it a black guy?

01:15:26.832 --> 01:15:28.541
No, it wasn't a black guy.

01:15:29.126 --> 01:15:30.793
That's a pretty fucking racist thing to say.

01:15:30.877 --> 01:15:31.919
Why would you assume it's a black guy?

01:15:32.003 --> 01:15:33.504
You think that's racist? Yeah.

01:15:34.131 --> 01:15:36.173
I think that's the opposite of racist.

01:15:36.258 --> 01:15:38.676
I don't think it would make a black
guy gay to fuck a white dude

01:15:38.760 --> 01:15:40.344
because we're such pussies compared to them.

01:15:40.470 --> 01:15:42.304
What the fuck are you even talking about right now?

01:15:42.389 --> 01:15:44.890
I'm saying if I was a black dude
I wouldn't feel the least bit gay

01:15:44.975 --> 01:15:46.058
about fucking a white guy.

01:15:46.143 --> 01:15:48.269
I would think a white guy is just like masculine chicks.

01:15:48.353 --> 01:15:50.438
Like, Ellen. She's masculine,

01:15:50.522 --> 01:15:52.398
but I would totally fuck her if I were single.

01:15:52.482 --> 01:15:54.316
I wasn't fucked by a black guy.

01:15:54.984 --> 01:15:56.067
Okay?

01:15:56.152 --> 01:15:57.485
Can we just go? Okay.

01:16:02.324 --> 01:16:03.408
Was it a Mexican guy?

01:16:03.492 --> 01:16:04.659
No.

01:16:16.255 --> 01:16:17.672
Oh, man.

01:16:19.258 --> 01:16:21.760
Was it one of those white guys? Those fucking Nazis?

01:16:21.927 --> 01:16:23.094
Because if so, man. I am so fucking sorry.

01:16:23.178 --> 01:16:24.845
No! It was not a fucking white guy, either.

01:16:25.180 --> 01:16:27.931
Charlie? It doesn't matter who violated him. Okay?

01:16:28.016 --> 01:16:29.767
It could have been any number of people.

01:16:29.851 --> 01:16:31.310
It doesn't matter their race, okay?

01:16:31.394 --> 01:16:32.936
It could have been Latino. It could have been Tongan.

01:16:33.021 --> 01:16:34.897
It could have been a Persian... It was Filipino!

01:16:35.607 --> 01:16:38.692
I was butt-fucked by a Filipino dude, okay?

01:16:38.860 --> 01:16:41.153
Does that fucking solve your dilemma

01:16:41.404 --> 01:16:43.655
of what part of the world my ass traveled to?

01:16:43.740 --> 01:16:44.782
CHARLES: Well...

01:16:45.784 --> 01:16:48.702
I mean, I don't think... That's not so bad.

01:16:48.787 --> 01:16:52.206
I mean, just like all black dudes think of us as women,

01:16:52.289 --> 01:16:56.793
I think of all Asians as women,
you know? Even the men.

01:16:56.877 --> 01:17:00.129
I feel like you basically hooked up with an Asian lady.

01:17:00.256 --> 01:17:02.925
Charlie, just... No, I didn't hook up
with anybody, bro. I was raped.

01:17:03.009 --> 01:17:04.009
Okay, listen, I don't...

01:17:04.093 --> 01:17:05.093
Fucking hooked up?

01:17:05.178 --> 01:17:06.220
I'm just trying to help.

01:17:06.304 --> 01:17:08.722
I feel partly responsible for this and I'm really sorry.

01:17:08.807 --> 01:17:10.641
Well that's a weird angle, bro.

01:17:19.775 --> 01:17:21.734
ANGELLA: Fucking back up, Randy!

01:17:27.950 --> 01:17:29.659
Gil, what the fuck are you doing out here?

01:17:29.743 --> 01:17:31.786
They have Annie. Alex Dmitri took her.

01:17:31.870 --> 01:17:33.538
Get in the van. Ride with him.

01:17:34.248 --> 01:17:35.540
RANDY: Let's go!

01:17:48.845 --> 01:17:49.928
RANDY: Hey...

01:17:55.768 --> 01:17:59.604
Hey, you remember my dad lives at
1805 Burns in Spicewood, right?

01:17:59.689 --> 01:18:00.689
I don't remember a place

01:18:00.773 --> 01:18:02.232
I've been to 200 times, no.

01:18:02.316 --> 01:18:04.860
1805 Spicewood in Burns, California.

01:18:04.944 --> 01:18:06.278
Write that down. Write that down.

01:18:25.630 --> 01:18:26.964
(DOORBELL CHIMES)

01:18:27.465 --> 01:18:29.967
Look at this guy. Ringing the
doorbell to his own house.

01:18:32.512 --> 01:18:33.846
What's wrong?

01:18:34.848 --> 01:18:37.808
I have not talked to my dad since I got arrested, so...

01:18:38.476 --> 01:18:39.768
Yeah, but that's not your fault.

01:18:39.853 --> 01:18:41.729
He knows you can't contact your family.

01:18:42.480 --> 01:18:43.814
No. You can.

01:18:44.732 --> 01:18:47.358
Charlie, you told me that you
couldn't contact your family.

01:18:47.443 --> 01:18:49.485
I did not tell you that. You might have assumed that.

01:18:49.570 --> 01:18:51.446
But I never said that. Okay, fine. Forget it.

01:18:53.240 --> 01:18:54.490
Why haven't you talked to your dad?

01:18:56.619 --> 01:18:58.161
I don't know, uh...

01:18:58.996 --> 01:19:02.665
Shame? Fucking demoralizing shame?

01:19:08.672 --> 01:19:09.964
(ALEX LAUGHING)

01:19:10.341 --> 01:19:11.925
That's been four years coming.

01:19:12.384 --> 01:19:13.968
And you deserve more than just that.

01:19:14.135 --> 01:19:15.260
I know.

01:19:15.345 --> 01:19:18.347
Yeah, I don't know what pisses me off the most, Yul.

01:19:18.431 --> 01:19:20.599
The fact that you got involved in all that shit,

01:19:20.683 --> 01:19:23.685
or that you ran off like a coward
when everything blew up.

01:19:25.355 --> 01:19:26.980
I didn't raise that person.

01:19:27.941 --> 01:19:29.024
That's not my son.

01:19:31.027 --> 01:19:33.737
And you used the Lincoln.

01:19:34.364 --> 01:19:35.948
Our project car.

01:19:36.699 --> 01:19:37.866
Makes me sick!

01:19:39.035 --> 01:19:40.077
Yeah. Me too.

01:19:43.038 --> 01:19:45.164
Now, why are you all together again?

01:19:45.249 --> 01:19:46.833
Not by choice.

01:19:46.918 --> 01:19:49.336
I buried something in the pasture that Alex wants.

01:19:49.879 --> 01:19:51.296
Hey, Mr. Perrkins. How are you? Good to see you.

01:19:51.381 --> 01:19:52.381
Mr. Perrkins.

01:19:52.465 --> 01:19:53.715
Now, who's this one?

01:19:54.384 --> 01:19:59.012
This is Annie. She is my, or was, my girlfriend.

01:19:59.097 --> 01:20:01.390
Prior to all this being revealed.

01:20:01.891 --> 01:20:03.600
Hi. Nice to meet you, sir.

01:20:06.437 --> 01:20:08.230
Clint Perrkins.

01:20:10.399 --> 01:20:13.567
Good. Good. Good. This feels right. This feels right.

01:20:13.652 --> 01:20:15.027
Want to go to the pasture?

01:20:16.071 --> 01:20:17.446
Good to see you.

01:20:18.073 --> 01:20:19.865
You know I'm going to shoot
you in the back of the head

01:20:19.950 --> 01:20:21.242
if you don't find this money? You know that?

01:20:21.326 --> 01:20:22.827
What are you going to do with this money, Alex?

01:20:22.911 --> 01:20:24.954
They know the serial numbers on half these bills.

01:20:25.038 --> 01:20:26.831
I don't think they're gonna be
caring about serial numbers

01:20:26.915 --> 01:20:28.082
in Iraq, bro.

01:20:29.418 --> 01:20:30.668
Get the fuck out of here.

01:20:30.752 --> 01:20:32.086
You're going to buy dinar?

01:20:32.587 --> 01:20:33.838
How the fuck do you know about dinar?

01:20:33.922 --> 01:20:35.881
If you buy $100,000 worth of dinar

01:20:35.966 --> 01:20:38.092
and it goes to the value of the Kuwait
dollar, you're looking at

01:20:38.175 --> 01:20:39.426
$300,000,000. $300,000,000.

01:20:39.510 --> 01:20:41.803
Heaven forbid either of you ever worked for something.

01:20:41.887 --> 01:20:44.180
Hey, Clint? Why don't you think
of this gun as a microphone?

01:20:44.265 --> 01:20:46.766
When it's not in your hand you shut the fuck up. Okay?

01:20:48.686 --> 01:20:51.938
It's none of my business, but just so you know,

01:20:52.440 --> 01:20:53.773
the Charlie that...

01:20:54.442 --> 01:20:57.861
Yul, that I've known for the past year

01:20:57.945 --> 01:21:00.613
I think is the one that you were trying to raise.

01:21:01.824 --> 01:21:03.700
He's actually a pretty good boy.

01:21:04.243 --> 01:21:05.243
Yeah.

01:21:05.327 --> 01:21:06.661
Hey, give me that shovel!

01:21:07.120 --> 01:21:09.246
Boy, you look like a monkey fucking a football.

01:21:09.330 --> 01:21:10.539
Oh, I got it, Pops. Thanks.

01:21:10.623 --> 01:21:11.874
Allen. Let him do it.

01:21:12.500 --> 01:21:13.959
That is bullshit, though.

01:21:15.628 --> 01:21:16.670
Hey, uh...

01:21:18.381 --> 01:21:20.382
I'm sorry I disappeared like that.

01:21:20.467 --> 01:21:24.303
I couldn't handle letting you down
on top of everything else.

01:21:24.387 --> 01:21:26.472
It was just too much for me. And it was

01:21:27.515 --> 01:21:29.516
cowardly. And I'm sorry.

01:21:31.978 --> 01:21:33.937
I'm racing Class 1 now.

01:21:34.189 --> 01:21:35.606
Get out of here. Class 1?

01:21:35.689 --> 01:21:39.317
Yep. I bought a Tatum, 700 horse.

01:21:39.485 --> 01:21:40.985
You should drive it.

01:21:41.403 --> 01:21:43.821
Motherfucker will go over or through anything.

01:21:44.656 --> 01:21:45.990
It's a...

01:22:00.297 --> 01:22:01.631
Good luck with the dinar.

01:22:02.007 --> 01:22:03.174
Oh, man.

01:22:03.257 --> 01:22:04.758
It's gonna be huge, Yul.

01:22:04.842 --> 01:22:05.842
And you could have shared on it

01:22:05.927 --> 01:22:07.928
if you weren't such a shitty motherfucking friend.

01:22:08.012 --> 01:22:09.096
All right. Let's go.

01:22:09.180 --> 01:22:10.347
Don't touch me! What, bitch?

01:22:10.431 --> 01:22:11.473
Ow! Hey, hey, hey, hey!

01:22:11.557 --> 01:22:12.808
(GUNSHOT)

01:22:14.185 --> 01:22:16.436
You want to see me act like a
fucking degenerate, bitch?

01:22:16.521 --> 01:22:19.523
Get off her! Alex, man, you've got
the fucking money! Just go!

01:22:19.607 --> 01:22:20.690
Annie's coming with us.

01:22:20.775 --> 01:22:22.317
When the deal is made and the cops aren't called

01:22:22.401 --> 01:22:23.610
then she can do whatever the fuck she wants.

01:22:23.694 --> 01:22:26.154
No one's calling the cops. Just please, take the money.

01:22:26.239 --> 01:22:27.739
I'm not fucking asking you a question.

01:22:28.074 --> 01:22:29.157
(GROANS)

01:22:32.495 --> 01:22:33.620
(ANNIE COUGHING)

01:22:47.885 --> 01:22:48.969
(GROANING)

01:22:49.053 --> 01:22:50.595
Go! Go, baby, get him!

01:22:50.680 --> 01:22:51.847
Hey! (GUNSHOT)

01:22:52.306 --> 01:22:55.142
Hey!

01:22:58.396 --> 01:22:59.396
(GUNSHOT)

01:22:59.896 --> 01:23:00.980
Hey!

01:23:02.149 --> 01:23:03.190
Yul!

01:23:09.239 --> 01:23:11.782
ANNIE: In here? Is this it?

01:23:13.034 --> 01:23:14.702
No, no! That's not a Tatum!

01:23:15.453 --> 01:23:16.579
What a bone grow.

01:23:16.663 --> 01:23:17.788
Come on! Let's go!

01:23:21.001 --> 01:23:22.293
ALEX: You open that door!

01:23:22.377 --> 01:23:23.419
Seatbelts! Seatbelts!

01:23:26.882 --> 01:23:27.882
Turn it on!

01:23:27.965 --> 01:23:29.132
Uh, okay.

01:23:29.216 --> 01:23:30.425
Jesus! Look at all this shit!

01:23:30.509 --> 01:23:31.634
(GUNSHOTS) (SCREAMING)

01:23:35.598 --> 01:23:37.265
Start this ridiculous vehicle!

01:23:37.349 --> 01:23:38.725
Okay! I'm trying! I'm trying!

01:23:38.809 --> 01:23:40.518
You're gonna catch a fucking stray!

01:23:41.145 --> 01:23:42.478
Power! I've got power!

01:23:49.153 --> 01:23:50.695
ALEX: Come on, motherfucker!

01:23:51.947 --> 01:23:52.989
(ENGINE GRINDING)

01:23:54.325 --> 01:23:55.533
(ENGINE ROARING)

01:23:55.618 --> 01:23:56.659
Go!

01:24:18.806 --> 01:24:20.140
What the fuck just happened?

01:24:27.022 --> 01:24:28.272
What are you doing?

01:24:28.357 --> 01:24:30.316
I can't leave my dad in that field.

01:24:46.416 --> 01:24:48.000
Looks like he's got it under control!

01:24:48.085 --> 01:24:49.168
Yeah.

01:25:20.534 --> 01:25:21.784
Come on, motherfucker!

01:25:44.682 --> 01:25:45.765
RANDY: Give me your gun!

01:25:52.522 --> 01:25:54.148
(NEVE SCREAMING)

01:26:02.365 --> 01:26:04.825
Get out of the car! Lady! Grab some dirt!

01:26:05.285 --> 01:26:06.493
Get your fucking hands up!

01:26:07.579 --> 01:26:10.039
I got him! I shot him! He's shot!

01:26:10.123 --> 01:26:12.499
He's shot. He's shot! He's shot, look!

01:26:16.963 --> 01:26:19.214
I don't think they're following us anymore!

01:26:19.757 --> 01:26:21.883
I can't see a goddamn thing. Are you sure?

01:26:21.967 --> 01:26:23.009
Yes.

01:26:34.855 --> 01:26:36.189
Okay, you know what? It's 2:30.

01:26:36.273 --> 01:26:38.191
So I think we're just gonna have to chance it.

01:26:38.275 --> 01:26:39.400
What do you mean?

01:26:39.485 --> 01:26:42.028
Well, I mean, we've got to get on the
freeway to get to UC from here.

01:26:42.112 --> 01:26:43.863
And this thing isn't exactly highway legal.

01:26:43.947 --> 01:26:45.615
So I think we should...

01:26:45.699 --> 01:26:47.533
I can call a cab.

01:26:47.992 --> 01:26:50.077
But you don't have time to call a cab.

01:26:50.244 --> 01:26:53.538
Then I'll be late. Or I won't make it.

01:26:53.623 --> 01:26:55.207
But I don't want you getting arrested over this.

01:26:55.291 --> 01:26:57.667
I don't care if I get arrested, okay?

01:26:58.419 --> 01:27:01.004
I promised you that I was gonna
get you to this interview,

01:27:01.547 --> 01:27:03.006
and I'm gonna do that.

01:27:03.800 --> 01:27:05.342
I don't have a job.

01:27:05.676 --> 01:27:07.135
I don't have any friends.

01:27:07.428 --> 01:27:09.179
You don't love me anymore.

01:27:09.472 --> 01:27:12.307
So my word is really all I've got going for me.

01:27:20.273 --> 01:27:22.316
I don't not love you.

01:27:26.405 --> 01:27:29.573
I'm just terrified that I don't know you.

01:27:30.325 --> 01:27:33.285
I mean, between your fake name
and those were your friends?

01:27:33.370 --> 01:27:34.662
Annie, Annie, Annie, Annie.

01:27:37.582 --> 01:27:39.041
You know me.

01:27:41.128 --> 01:27:42.378
You do.

01:27:42.504 --> 01:27:44.255
You know me more than anyone.

01:27:45.131 --> 01:27:47.132
And I'm gonna be the exact same person

01:27:47.216 --> 01:27:50.343
you met and fell in love with for the rest of my life.

01:27:57.977 --> 01:27:59.894
Do you think you can be the exact same person

01:27:59.979 --> 01:28:02.939
except not say "fag" when you really mean "lame"?

01:28:05.151 --> 01:28:06.484
Yes.

01:28:09.865 --> 01:28:11.824
And not buy into get-rich-quick schemes

01:28:11.907 --> 01:28:13.324
that profit from war-torn countries?

01:28:13.409 --> 01:28:14.742
Okay.

01:28:16.245 --> 01:28:18.496
I'll even throw in stereotyping.

01:28:22.418 --> 01:28:23.418
Okay.

01:28:27.339 --> 01:28:28.381
Let's go.

01:29:09.129 --> 01:29:12.965
KEITH: I'm gonna go ahead and call horseshit
on the 60 yards, Anderson.

01:29:13.050 --> 01:29:14.675
RANDY: Horseshit, my ass. KEITH: Yeah, horseshit.

01:29:14.760 --> 01:29:17.887
TERRY: That shot was in excess of 60 yards, sir. Okay.

01:29:18.138 --> 01:29:19.847
And you thought you could use Big Red's revolver

01:29:19.932 --> 01:29:22.058
instead of your own Sig? This whole thing stinks.

01:29:22.142 --> 01:29:24.185
I was out of ammunition from a previous exchange.

01:29:24.269 --> 01:29:25.311
Yeah, okay.

01:29:25.395 --> 01:29:27.104
I noticed that you modified your vehicle too.

01:29:27.189 --> 01:29:28.523
It's not really an overhaul.

01:29:28.607 --> 01:29:31.317
A little bit more of an underhaul, wasn't
it? Did you see that? Good God.

01:29:31.443 --> 01:29:34.403
RANDY: It was an extreme pursuit
where I was temporarily airborne.

01:29:34.613 --> 01:29:37.156
KEITH: You want to lay down? Take a quick sit?

01:29:37.240 --> 01:29:38.907
You've clearly got professional health problems.

01:29:38.991 --> 01:29:40.951
My chest hurts just looking at you.

01:29:41.035 --> 01:29:42.869
You've got total disregard for equipment.

01:29:43.120 --> 01:29:44.955
But somehow... Somehow

01:29:45.039 --> 01:29:48.416
you managed to take down Dmitri without any help.

01:29:48.501 --> 01:29:51.545
And that, my friend, that's impressive. Is it not?

01:29:51.629 --> 01:29:52.712
Very.

01:29:52.797 --> 01:29:55.507
Well, I did receive some vital backup
from Officer Rathbinn.

01:29:55.883 --> 01:29:56.925
Thank you.

01:29:57.009 --> 01:29:58.134
That's you, ginge?

01:29:58.219 --> 01:29:59.261
Yeah. Good God.

01:29:59.720 --> 01:30:00.762
I'm Terry.

01:30:01.013 --> 01:30:03.348
Hey. Pat Rickman. Great job. Thank you.

01:30:03.474 --> 01:30:05.350
KEITH: You know, you're probably gonna
get out of witness protection

01:30:05.433 --> 01:30:07.768
for this, big guy? Huh? Maybe even air marshal.

01:30:07.852 --> 01:30:09.395
You like that? You like the sound of that?

01:30:09.479 --> 01:30:11.730
Riding up front, first class, gun at the ready?

01:30:11.815 --> 01:30:13.232
From your mouth to Grant's ears.

01:30:13.316 --> 01:30:14.441
I'm gonna whisper it right in there.

01:30:14.526 --> 01:30:15.734
I'm gonna see him this afternoon.

01:30:15.819 --> 01:30:16.860
I'll make sure he knows everything.

01:30:16.945 --> 01:30:18.153
Yeah, we are.

01:30:18.405 --> 01:30:20.197
Hey. We'll even throw your name in there.

01:30:20.282 --> 01:30:21.323
Really?

01:30:21.408 --> 01:30:22.741
Are you interested in being a U.S. marshal?

01:30:22.826 --> 01:30:24.076
100 %. I'm in.

01:30:24.160 --> 01:30:25.244
Well, good.

01:30:28.748 --> 01:30:30.708
Are you going to borrow a condom or can we go?

01:30:30.792 --> 01:30:31.959
We can go. Okay.

01:30:32.043 --> 01:30:33.085
Nice going.

01:30:33.168 --> 01:30:35.086
Mike's gonna be back give you
guys a ride a little bit later.

01:30:35.170 --> 01:30:37.255
I'm proud of you! Well done!

01:31:06.035 --> 01:31:07.869
STUDENT: Way to go green, asshole.

01:31:08.203 --> 01:31:09.871
It's bio-diesel, friend.

01:31:10.539 --> 01:31:12.373
Okay. You set?

01:31:12.750 --> 01:31:14.459
That was pretty amazing. Right?

01:31:14.793 --> 01:31:16.002
Will you acknowledge how cool that was?

01:31:16.086 --> 01:31:17.086
Yeah. It was cool.

01:31:17.212 --> 01:31:18.630
Are you all right? Are you ready? No.

01:31:18.714 --> 01:31:20.590
I'm not. I don't have my teaching certificate.

01:31:20.674 --> 01:31:21.716
Okay. I don't have my resume.

01:31:21.800 --> 01:31:25.136
I am covered in mud. I look like a transient.

01:31:25.679 --> 01:31:28.139
Put your head back. Close your eyes.

01:31:28.223 --> 01:31:29.223
Okay?

01:31:29.308 --> 01:31:30.933
Take a few deep breaths.

01:31:34.729 --> 01:31:37.481
This is the only moment you need to worry about.

01:31:39.150 --> 01:31:41.735
You're not late for anything. We made it.

01:31:41.819 --> 01:31:43.570
You're not missing anything.

01:31:43.655 --> 01:31:45.822
You're exactly where you are supposed to be.

01:31:46.282 --> 01:31:48.742
And you're exactly who you are supposed to be.

01:31:48.826 --> 01:31:51.203
And you are absolutely perfect.

01:31:52.455 --> 01:31:53.872
And if you're up for it

01:31:54.332 --> 01:31:57.542
I will spend every moment with
you for the rest of your life.

01:32:00.629 --> 01:32:01.921
I'm up for it.

01:32:08.470 --> 01:32:09.845
Oh, buddy.

01:32:11.682 --> 01:32:13.516
Okay, buddy. I've got to go now because

01:32:13.600 --> 01:32:15.559
there's a job in there that they want to give me.

01:32:15.894 --> 01:32:17.186
Go get it.

01:32:26.029 --> 01:32:27.029
Good luck.

01:32:27.113 --> 01:32:28.113
How do I look?

01:32:28.197 --> 01:32:29.364
Amazing.

01:32:32.159 --> 01:32:34.744
(WHISTLING) You look great. Nice buns!

01:32:34.829 --> 01:32:35.954
Shut up.

01:32:40.209 --> 01:32:41.710
RANDY: Deep breath.

01:32:41.794 --> 01:32:44.796
No matter what happens today
you are an amazing person.

01:32:45.381 --> 01:32:49.217
The test does not have the power
to define you or validate you.

01:32:49.301 --> 01:32:51.428
What the fuck? Why do you still
have your Pouncer app?

01:32:51.512 --> 01:32:53.221
Why are you going through my fucking phone?

01:32:53.305 --> 01:32:54.389
I'm not!

01:32:54.473 --> 01:32:57.267
You are! You're snooping because
you have major trust issues.

01:32:57.350 --> 01:32:58.559
Yes, I've got a lot of issues.

01:32:58.643 --> 01:33:00.853
Okay? No shit. And this doesn't help.

01:33:01.479 --> 01:33:04.064
I just didn't erase it, okay? Not a big deal.

01:33:05.024 --> 01:33:07.025
You promise? Yes, I promise.

01:33:07.902 --> 01:33:10.195
Okay, you're going to be great today.

01:33:10.280 --> 01:33:12.823
You're going to be a great marshal. I know. Let's go.

01:33:42.896 --> 01:33:44.188
(COUGHING)

01:33:44.606 --> 01:33:46.231
No, thank you! Um...

01:33:46.524 --> 01:33:47.608
I'm with somebody!

01:33:47.692 --> 01:33:48.650
ANNIE: Excuse me?

01:33:48.735 --> 01:33:49.777
On the phone!

01:33:49.861 --> 01:33:50.861
What?

01:33:50.945 --> 01:33:54.823
Come back later, please! Office hours
don't start until next week!

01:33:54.907 --> 01:33:56.699
I'm sorry. I can't hear you through the door!

01:33:56.950 --> 01:33:59.035
Having trouble hearing you. Hi! I'm Annie Bean.

01:34:00.370 --> 01:34:01.537
Sandy Osterman.

01:34:02.706 --> 01:34:04.207
Please? Come in.

01:34:06.543 --> 01:34:11.380
(COUGHING)

01:34:12.591 --> 01:34:13.716
I'm sorry.

01:34:13.967 --> 01:34:15.802
I have a medical condition.

01:34:17.554 --> 01:34:19.680
Are you okay?

01:34:19.764 --> 01:34:21.723
Did you sleep in an outhouse before you came here?

01:34:21.808 --> 01:34:25.727
No, (STUTTERS) I apologize.
I know I look unprofessional,

01:34:25.812 --> 01:34:27.145
and I shouldn't have been covered in dirt.

01:34:27.230 --> 01:34:28.772
I'm sorry. It's my fault.

01:34:28.856 --> 01:34:32.150
I was deflecting because I was embarrassed
about the smoke...

01:34:32.235 --> 01:34:33.318
I...

01:34:33.402 --> 01:34:37.447
My vaporizer was broke. It's not important.
Please, just come over and sit down.

01:34:37.532 --> 01:34:40.283
My sister Debby told me how wonderful you were.

01:34:40.368 --> 01:34:41.618
Wait. You're Debby's brother?

01:34:41.702 --> 01:34:42.869
Yeah.

01:34:42.954 --> 01:34:46.706
That's funny. She kept referring to you as she and her.

01:34:46.791 --> 01:34:48.583
She has thought that was funny since we were nine.

01:34:50.001 --> 01:34:52.211
That would make me feel really marginalized.

01:34:52.587 --> 01:34:54.255
That's exactly how it felt.

01:34:55.715 --> 01:34:56.966
I like you.

01:34:57.843 --> 01:34:59.093
I think you should work here.

01:34:59.594 --> 01:35:01.804
(SHRIEKS) I would love to! Yes!

01:35:02.097 --> 01:35:03.597
I mean, definitely.

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