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WEBVTT - https://subtitletools.com 00:00:33.767 --> 00:00:36.060 CHARLES: You're not concentrating. I can tell. 00:00:36.144 --> 00:00:41.106 You're thinking about e-mails or text messages or handbags. 00:00:42.025 --> 00:00:43.025 Taylor Lautner. 00:00:43.109 --> 00:00:46.320 ANNIE: You don't know that. You don't know what I'm thinking about. 00:00:46.404 --> 00:00:47.529 (WHISPERING) Lautner. 00:00:47.614 --> 00:00:49.531 Okay, I might not know the specifics 00:00:49.615 --> 00:00:51.532 but I know it's some kind of useless racket 00:00:51.617 --> 00:00:53.201 that's keeping you from concentrating. 00:00:53.285 --> 00:00:54.369 You don't know squat! 00:00:54.453 --> 00:00:56.788 I could be thinking about the cure for cancer. 00:00:56.872 --> 00:00:59.290 In fact, I may have just cracked it. 00:00:59.375 --> 00:01:02.377 And now you're trying to get me to erase it from my hard drive. 00:01:02.461 --> 00:01:03.961 You couldn't cure a UTI 00:01:04.088 --> 00:01:05.797 if you owned a cranberry farm. (GASPS) 00:01:05.964 --> 00:01:08.674 Hey! I have never had an infected urinary tract. 00:01:08.759 --> 00:01:10.343 Oh, really? No, I have not. 00:01:10.427 --> 00:01:12.053 And you've never had HPV either? 00:01:12.137 --> 00:01:13.346 No! All right. 00:01:13.430 --> 00:01:14.555 No human papillomavirus? 00:01:14.640 --> 00:01:15.723 Watch your mouth! 00:01:15.808 --> 00:01:17.183 Hey! Watch your mouth. 00:01:17.266 --> 00:01:19.142 I smack too. I was vaccinated. 00:01:19.519 --> 00:01:20.769 I was vaccinated. 00:01:20.853 --> 00:01:23.688 'Cause, unlike you, I was born after the polio vaccine. 00:01:23.773 --> 00:01:25.857 What are you talking about? I am five years older than you. 00:01:25.942 --> 00:01:27.067 How do I know that? 00:01:27.151 --> 00:01:30.570 I see no documentation of that. For all I know you're 45. 00:01:31.155 --> 00:01:34.074 Listen to me! I am 35 years old. Okay? 00:01:34.158 --> 00:01:36.076 You're 45! You're gray! 00:01:36.160 --> 00:01:37.702 Ow! Ow! Ow! Buddy, don't grab my hair. 00:01:37.787 --> 00:01:39.996 It's thin. I don't like when you pull my hair. 00:01:40.331 --> 00:01:41.957 Then let go of my wrist. 00:01:42.041 --> 00:01:43.291 Okay. 00:01:43.751 --> 00:01:45.085 On three. Truce? Okay. 00:01:45.627 --> 00:01:47.586 Three, two, one. One, two, three. 00:01:47.671 --> 00:01:49.130 Okay. Don't grab my hair again, okay? 00:01:49.214 --> 00:01:50.673 Okay. Well, then don't hold me down. 00:01:50.757 --> 00:01:53.092 It makes me self-conscious. That's my only way to defend myself. 00:01:53.176 --> 00:01:54.844 I'm being serious though. Will you please concentrate? 00:01:54.928 --> 00:01:56.554 Yes. Okay. 00:01:57.807 --> 00:01:59.182 That's it. 00:02:00.101 --> 00:02:02.018 Take three deep breaths. 00:02:02.687 --> 00:02:03.979 (INHALING) 00:02:11.154 --> 00:02:14.656 This is the only moment you need to be worried about. 00:02:15.365 --> 00:02:16.991 There's no yesterday. 00:02:17.325 --> 00:02:18.993 There's no tomorrow. 00:02:19.077 --> 00:02:21.036 There's just right now. 00:02:21.663 --> 00:02:23.247 You're not late for anything. 00:02:23.707 --> 00:02:25.541 And you're not gonna miss anything. 00:02:26.126 --> 00:02:28.919 You're exactly where you're supposed to be. 00:02:30.172 --> 00:02:33.090 And you're exactly who you're supposed to be. 00:02:33.842 --> 00:02:36.218 You're absolutely perfect. 00:02:37.053 --> 00:02:39.138 And whatever happens today 00:02:39.222 --> 00:02:41.849 is exactly what's supposed to happen. 00:02:44.727 --> 00:02:46.519 And if you want 00:02:47.480 --> 00:02:50.565 I'll spend every moment with you for the rest of your life. 00:02:54.820 --> 00:02:56.696 Okay, I want. 00:03:07.416 --> 00:03:09.751 You're gonna have a wonderful day today. 00:03:09.834 --> 00:03:11.835 You don't have to be nervous about anything. 00:03:11.920 --> 00:03:13.378 Okay, I'm not. 00:03:13.463 --> 00:03:14.671 You promise? 00:03:14.756 --> 00:03:17.591 Yeah. Thanks, buddy. 00:03:21.804 --> 00:03:23.764 You're so terrible on the eyes. 00:03:23.848 --> 00:03:27.684 I don't know why I share a bed with you! You're disgusting! 00:03:31.314 --> 00:03:35.150 RANDY: That's a lot! That's a lot of space. Forget it. I've got a friend. 00:03:35.360 --> 00:03:37.194 Hey, you! Is Charlie awake yet? 00:03:37.278 --> 00:03:39.196 'Cause I've got to pick him up. We've got a meeting in town. 00:03:39.279 --> 00:03:40.530 I thought I'd swing by and grab him. 00:03:40.614 --> 00:03:41.697 Yeah, he's inside. 00:03:41.782 --> 00:03:43.449 Right. You doing all right? 00:03:43.534 --> 00:03:45.368 Yeah. Yeah, good! 00:03:45.452 --> 00:03:46.953 Are you okay, Randy? 00:03:47.037 --> 00:03:49.247 No. No. Why? Why? What's wrong? 00:03:49.331 --> 00:03:51.874 You're just a little sweaty. But it's not a big deal. 00:03:51.959 --> 00:03:54.377 Okay, well, I'm sorry. That happens. 00:03:54.461 --> 00:03:56.128 I hate it. You don't need to apologize. 00:03:56.213 --> 00:03:57.505 Okay. Okay. 00:03:57.965 --> 00:03:59.090 Bye, Randy. 00:03:59.174 --> 00:04:00.508 You too! 00:04:01.343 --> 00:04:03.553 Yes. I'll do that. I'll... 00:04:03.637 --> 00:04:05.930 Someone's calling. Hold on, hold on. Just a second. 00:04:06.014 --> 00:04:07.682 God damn it! Son of a bitch. 00:04:10.601 --> 00:04:13.812 Damn it! 00:04:14.438 --> 00:04:16.439 Oh, shit! Fuck! 00:04:16.649 --> 00:04:18.275 Hey. Hey. No! 00:04:18.818 --> 00:04:21.236 Fuck! No! No! 00:04:36.668 --> 00:04:39.753 Oh! Oh! No! Kids! (SCREAMING) 00:04:40.380 --> 00:04:41.672 Oh, God! 00:04:48.431 --> 00:04:50.390 (SHOTS FIRING) What the fuck! 00:04:54.270 --> 00:04:55.353 Mom! 00:04:55.646 --> 00:04:56.896 Oh, no! Kids! 00:04:56.981 --> 00:04:58.064 Mom! RANDY: No! 00:04:58.149 --> 00:04:59.399 (SCREAMING) 00:05:02.820 --> 00:05:06.114 When I tell you to stay in park you fucking stay in park! 00:05:06.197 --> 00:05:08.282 You stay in park or I will break you! 00:05:08.366 --> 00:05:09.575 Hear me? 00:05:09.659 --> 00:05:11.285 CHARLES: Hey! What are you doing? 00:05:11.369 --> 00:05:13.120 What the fuck are you doing, Randy? 00:05:13.204 --> 00:05:14.246 Nothing! 00:05:14.331 --> 00:05:16.290 What do you mean nothing? I look out my window 00:05:16.374 --> 00:05:18.500 and you're ghost riding your van in the backyard, man! 00:05:18.585 --> 00:05:20.210 You're blasting holes in everything! 00:05:20.295 --> 00:05:23.464 Shut the fuck up, Charlie! Shut the fuck up! 00:05:24.049 --> 00:05:27.217 I'm sorry, ma'am. Wait! Let me get my badge! Don't worry! 00:05:27.302 --> 00:05:29.887 No! Don't go anywhere! I got my badge! This car is malfunctioning! 00:05:29.971 --> 00:05:32.306 CHARLES: Randy! You blew her window out! 00:05:32.389 --> 00:05:33.973 You've got to be more careful than that! 00:05:34.058 --> 00:05:37.060 Would you shut the fuck up? I'm trying to explain to this lady what happened! 00:05:37.144 --> 00:05:38.853 Hey! Why don't you explain to me, man? 00:05:38.937 --> 00:05:41.105 It's my yard you're driving through! 00:05:41.190 --> 00:05:44.525 You're assaulting a minivan with a firearm? Jesus, Randy! 00:05:44.610 --> 00:05:45.985 I had a fucking accident! 00:05:46.070 --> 00:05:49.989 Okay? I had a fucking accident! All right? I'm embarrassed! 00:05:50.074 --> 00:05:53.034 Okay? Are you happy? I spilt my coffee all over me! 00:05:53.118 --> 00:05:54.994 Listen, I didn't know you spilt your coffee, okay? 00:05:55.079 --> 00:05:57.330 Yeah, it spilt on my shirt and on my pants! 00:05:57.414 --> 00:06:00.792 I'm sorry. Listen, it's all right. Are you okay? 00:06:02.251 --> 00:06:03.669 Yeah. I think so. 00:06:03.753 --> 00:06:05.045 So you spilt your coffee? 00:06:05.129 --> 00:06:07.297 Yeah. I spilled it on my shirt and on my pants. 00:06:07.382 --> 00:06:09.591 And then you fell out of your van? 00:06:09.676 --> 00:06:13.178 Or were you firing first and then you fell out? 00:06:13.596 --> 00:06:15.722 I don't want to talk about it out here. 00:06:15.807 --> 00:06:17.015 Okay. Okay. 00:06:17.100 --> 00:06:18.225 You want to come inside? 00:06:18.309 --> 00:06:19.851 Get me out of this yard, man! 00:06:20.478 --> 00:06:22.020 You were really firing that gun, man. 00:06:22.105 --> 00:06:23.480 Okay. Next subject. 00:06:24.774 --> 00:06:27.192 Hi, Annie. Take a seat. I'm just finishing this up. 00:06:27.276 --> 00:06:29.152 Thanks. Oh, take your time. 00:06:35.450 --> 00:06:36.951 (BREATHING DEEPLY) 00:06:38.620 --> 00:06:40.037 What's that? 00:06:41.289 --> 00:06:43.624 Uh, I was just taking a couple of deep breaths. 00:06:43.959 --> 00:06:46.043 Someone recommended I try it when I'm nervous. 00:06:46.128 --> 00:06:47.461 You know what else works? 00:06:47.546 --> 00:06:50.089 Xanax. Oh. It's so good. 00:06:50.298 --> 00:06:51.340 All benzos, really. 00:06:51.425 --> 00:06:53.926 But that one works extremely well. Very fast-acting. 00:06:54.177 --> 00:06:55.970 Huh? I never take Xanax. 00:06:56.470 --> 00:06:58.054 Well, you should really try it. 00:06:58.139 --> 00:07:01.099 If you mix it with wine or beer it sort of supercharges it. 00:07:01.475 --> 00:07:02.642 I should try that. 00:07:03.602 --> 00:07:04.811 Why are you nervous? 00:07:05.187 --> 00:07:09.190 I know, you know, it's the end of the semester 00:07:09.275 --> 00:07:10.900 and I also know there's budgetary issues. 00:07:10.985 --> 00:07:13.403 And that you have to let a few professors go. 00:07:13.487 --> 00:07:14.821 And so when I got the note in my box, 00:07:14.905 --> 00:07:18.032 I think I just assumed the worst. 00:07:18.117 --> 00:07:21.661 Would you be afraid to get fired if your job was to clean the floor 00:07:21.746 --> 00:07:24.038 at one of those coin-operated jack-off booths? 00:07:24.123 --> 00:07:26.040 You know, where you're the one holding the mop. 00:07:27.542 --> 00:07:29.126 Um, fired from a jack-off booth? 00:07:29.210 --> 00:07:30.753 Where the truckers go and masturbate. 00:07:30.838 --> 00:07:31.880 They're all along the interstate. 00:07:31.964 --> 00:07:33.214 Yeah. I know what you're talking about. 00:07:33.299 --> 00:07:34.758 Well? Would you? Um... 00:07:35.801 --> 00:07:37.343 No. I would not. 00:07:37.428 --> 00:07:40.597 And yet, you're here at Milton Valley, 00:07:40.681 --> 00:07:42.474 the jack-off booth of academia. 00:07:42.558 --> 00:07:44.058 I'm not sure what your point is. 00:07:44.143 --> 00:07:47.729 You're too smart and passionate to work here. So why do you? 00:07:47.813 --> 00:07:50.023 You know, I created my own major at Stanford. 00:07:50.107 --> 00:07:52.901 I have a doctorate in Non-Violent Conflict Resolution, 00:07:52.985 --> 00:07:55.862 which no university offers as a major. They just don't. 00:07:55.945 --> 00:07:58.614 So I teach intro to soc classes. 00:07:58.698 --> 00:08:01.784 And I'm... I'm also in a relationship here. 00:08:01.868 --> 00:08:02.993 I'm going to stop you. 00:08:03.203 --> 00:08:06.163 UC is starting a conflict resolution program. 00:08:06.706 --> 00:08:09.374 I spoke to the head of the Sociology Department. 00:08:09.876 --> 00:08:14.338 And she's extremely interested in hiring you to run that program. 00:08:14.923 --> 00:08:15.923 No way. 00:08:16.007 --> 00:08:16.965 Uh-huh, way. 00:08:17.050 --> 00:08:19.009 Now, she's meeting the other applicant on Wednesday 00:08:19.093 --> 00:08:20.719 and she'll need to make a decision that day. 00:08:20.804 --> 00:08:22.095 Their semester starts in a week. 00:08:22.971 --> 00:08:24.180 (WHISPERS) You're meeting her on Wednesday. 00:08:25.057 --> 00:08:26.224 Oh, my God! 00:08:27.851 --> 00:08:29.477 Thank you so much! I'm so flattered 00:08:29.561 --> 00:08:31.145 that you would even consider me! 00:08:31.230 --> 00:08:34.732 I just have to check with my boyfriend Charlie because he has... 00:08:34.858 --> 00:08:37.693 He can't exactly leave, uh, Milton. Annie. 00:08:37.778 --> 00:08:40.154 Please. I went to state school. 00:08:40.239 --> 00:08:43.157 I went to football games and blacked out and got date raped. 00:08:43.242 --> 00:08:46.410 I had abortions. I worried too much about what my boyfriends thought. 00:08:46.495 --> 00:08:48.287 I got what I deserved. 00:08:48.789 --> 00:08:50.331 But that's not you. 00:08:50.414 --> 00:08:52.791 You deserve so much more than this. 00:08:54.752 --> 00:08:56.169 RANDY: I hope your neighbor doesn't report 00:08:56.254 --> 00:08:57.754 what happened out there in the yard. 00:08:57.839 --> 00:09:00.715 Why? You're a marshal. You're allowed to fire your weapon, aren't you? 00:09:00.800 --> 00:09:04.386 Yeah, but I've had a couple incidences. 00:09:06.639 --> 00:09:08.098 And this would be bad. 00:09:08.432 --> 00:09:10.183 Although, I don't know what more they could do to me. 00:09:10.268 --> 00:09:13.144 This seems like the bottom of the barrel as far as being a marshal. 00:09:13.229 --> 00:09:15.647 Why did you get stuck with witness protection? 00:09:15.731 --> 00:09:18.400 Because I accidentally discharged my weapon. 00:09:18.900 --> 00:09:21.694 Once at a gas station and another time at a baseball game. 00:09:21.945 --> 00:09:23.946 At a baseball game? Yes. 00:09:24.030 --> 00:09:25.114 Was anyone killed? 00:09:25.198 --> 00:09:28.158 No! Nobody. Are you kidding me? No! It wasn't even my fault! 00:09:28.243 --> 00:09:29.410 I'm not kidding you. 00:09:29.494 --> 00:09:31.036 You shoot your weapon off at a baseball game 00:09:31.121 --> 00:09:32.204 and there's people everywhere. 00:09:32.289 --> 00:09:34.790 It's not crazy that I would assume maybe someone got shot. 00:09:34.875 --> 00:09:36.292 Listen, I asked for a revolver. 00:09:36.376 --> 00:09:39.003 A revolver has a hammer that you pull back. 00:09:39.129 --> 00:09:41.922 And a safety. But no. What do they give me? Right. 00:09:42.007 --> 00:09:44.300 Jesus Christ, man. Be careful with that. 00:09:44.384 --> 00:09:45.968 Yeah. Look at that. 00:09:46.428 --> 00:09:48.220 Okay. Now, you heard stuff going on. I mean... 00:09:48.304 --> 00:09:49.387 (GUN CLICKS) 00:09:49.471 --> 00:09:50.555 (BOTH SHOUTING) 00:09:51.223 --> 00:09:52.640 I don't know. That's not even safe. 00:09:52.725 --> 00:09:54.142 Randy, Randy, Randy, Randy. 00:09:54.226 --> 00:09:55.977 Please, please, please, please! Okay? 00:09:57.730 --> 00:09:58.897 I'll just... 00:09:58.981 --> 00:10:02.775 From now on, don't touch my weapon anymore. Okay? 00:10:02.902 --> 00:10:04.736 Listen, I wasn't... I know we're friends and everything. 00:10:04.820 --> 00:10:07.405 And it's kind of a gray area now that we are friends. 00:10:07.489 --> 00:10:09.741 But do not touch my weapon again. It's unsafe. 00:10:09.825 --> 00:10:10.825 Okay. I'm sorry. 00:10:10.910 --> 00:10:11.910 I've been trained for this. 00:10:11.994 --> 00:10:13.703 I trained for two years to be able to do this. 00:10:13.829 --> 00:10:15.788 Okay. So please, do me a solid. 00:10:15.872 --> 00:10:17.623 I'm not going to touch it. I won't bring it up again. 00:10:17.750 --> 00:10:19.417 I promise. I'm not going to touch it. All right, thank you. 00:10:19.501 --> 00:10:20.543 Okay. Okay. 00:10:20.628 --> 00:10:22.086 And it's not your fault. I know. 00:10:52.367 --> 00:10:55.535 Oh, no. Did it not go good? 00:10:56.037 --> 00:10:58.288 No, it went really well. 00:10:59.082 --> 00:11:00.958 Then why are you upset? 00:11:01.042 --> 00:11:03.710 You just look so stupid sitting there. 00:11:04.879 --> 00:11:06.964 So impossibly cute. 00:11:07.048 --> 00:11:09.424 And I don't even know why you like me so much. 00:11:09.717 --> 00:11:12.886 Oh, mama. I think you're stupid. 00:11:15.389 --> 00:11:16.472 (CHAIR CREAKING) 00:11:16.556 --> 00:11:17.932 I should have oiled that. 00:11:18.016 --> 00:11:19.183 (CHUCKLES) 00:11:23.897 --> 00:11:25.523 So she didn't fire you? 00:11:27.526 --> 00:11:31.654 Debby found me a job where I could head my own department. 00:11:32.072 --> 00:11:33.322 In my field. 00:11:33.407 --> 00:11:35.366 And it would be the first one like it in the country. 00:11:35.450 --> 00:11:38.452 And it would be perfect. 00:11:40.121 --> 00:11:41.663 Then why are you upset? 00:11:42.415 --> 00:11:44.874 Because it's in L.A. 00:11:46.919 --> 00:11:49.254 And I would have to leave and move to L.A. 00:11:51.590 --> 00:11:52.882 It's in L.A.? 00:11:53.592 --> 00:11:56.594 That's the only place this job exists? In L.A.? 00:11:57.138 --> 00:11:58.263 No other place? 00:11:58.389 --> 00:12:00.515 No, Charlie. There's no other place. 00:12:00.599 --> 00:12:02.726 It only exists in L.A. 00:12:04.520 --> 00:12:07.147 And Debby told me that if I didn't take the interview 00:12:07.231 --> 00:12:08.773 she would fire me. 00:12:09.441 --> 00:12:12.067 And I wouldn't even have my job here anymore. 00:12:38.802 --> 00:12:40.803 Will you say something, please? 00:12:41.263 --> 00:12:43.848 What do you want me to say? There's nothing to say. 00:12:45.100 --> 00:12:46.726 Well, what are you thinking? 00:12:46.810 --> 00:12:48.269 What am I thinking? 00:12:48.437 --> 00:12:51.272 I think I'm pissed that the one thing that makes me happy, 00:12:51.356 --> 00:12:55.234 the one thing that makes this shit-hole town bearable is leaving. 00:12:58.322 --> 00:13:00.406 I didn't say I was leaving. 00:13:01.325 --> 00:13:02.909 You're leaving! 00:13:02.993 --> 00:13:05.620 Even if you wanted to stay, I wouldn't let you. 00:13:05.704 --> 00:13:08.915 I wouldn't forgive myself and you wouldn't either. 00:13:12.086 --> 00:13:15.588 That's not true. If I stayed I wouldn't resent you. 00:13:36.651 --> 00:13:38.276 Hey. Where are you going? 00:13:38.361 --> 00:13:39.569 I'm gonna go talk to Debby. 00:13:40.154 --> 00:13:41.238 About what? 00:13:41.697 --> 00:13:43.907 I'm gonna beg her to let me have my job back. 00:13:44.450 --> 00:13:46.076 Okay, wait. Slow down a second. 00:13:46.160 --> 00:13:47.786 Are you sure you want to do this? 00:13:48.287 --> 00:13:50.580 If I wanted to go to L.A., I'd have to be outside 00:13:50.665 --> 00:13:52.833 packing my car up to get there by Wednesday. 00:13:54.085 --> 00:13:55.127 Yeah? 00:13:55.211 --> 00:13:57.838 Yeah. So you don't see me packing up my car, do you? 00:13:57.922 --> 00:14:00.048 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hey. 00:14:01.967 --> 00:14:02.967 This doesn't feel right. 00:14:03.051 --> 00:14:05.010 I'll be back in an hour or two. 00:14:41.714 --> 00:14:43.965 You have been dating this clown for one year. 00:14:44.049 --> 00:14:47.051 It's only going to take you six months to get over him. 00:14:47.136 --> 00:14:49.721 Now, I want you to take one of these when it gets unbearable. 00:14:50.764 --> 00:14:52.640 Some Xanies in here. 00:14:52.725 --> 00:14:55.185 And Lorazepam. Oh! Dilaudid. 00:14:55.269 --> 00:14:56.352 My gift to you. 00:14:56.687 --> 00:14:58.313 Debby, I don't need it. I don't need the pills. 00:14:58.396 --> 00:14:59.563 Take it! 00:15:01.316 --> 00:15:02.774 (CAR ENGINE REVVING) 00:15:04.277 --> 00:15:06.570 Look at Captain Longdick out there. 00:15:07.947 --> 00:15:09.781 Does this guy like to fuck, or what? 00:15:10.783 --> 00:15:12.451 That's Charlie! 00:15:16.122 --> 00:15:17.956 What are you doing here? 00:15:18.041 --> 00:15:20.375 I'm here to take your fat ass to L.A. 00:15:21.294 --> 00:15:22.878 You can't leave. 00:15:23.796 --> 00:15:25.005 Yeah. 00:15:25.089 --> 00:15:26.423 Look, I can't live here without you 00:15:26.507 --> 00:15:27.674 and I'm not letting you stay. 00:15:27.758 --> 00:15:29.634 So I suggest you get in. 00:15:30.552 --> 00:15:32.511 You don't think it'll be too dangerous? 00:15:32.596 --> 00:15:36.807 No. I've been gone for four years and L.A. is a big city. 00:15:37.476 --> 00:15:38.726 We'll be fine. 00:15:40.145 --> 00:15:41.479 (SHRIEKS WITH DELIGHT) 00:15:48.320 --> 00:15:50.655 I thought you said this car didn't run. 00:15:53.326 --> 00:15:55.953 Sweetie, this car more than runs. 00:15:59.164 --> 00:16:00.706 (TIRES SCREECHING) 00:16:06.338 --> 00:16:08.005 ANNIE: Whoa, whoa, buddy! Where are you going? 00:16:08.090 --> 00:16:09.173 CHARLES: To L.A. 00:16:09.258 --> 00:16:10.424 I have to pack my stuff. 00:16:10.509 --> 00:16:12.093 No. I grabbed everything you'd want. 00:16:12.636 --> 00:16:13.594 Where? 00:16:13.679 --> 00:16:14.929 It's in the trunk. 00:16:15.013 --> 00:16:17.598 Honey, everything I need for L.A. would not fit in the trunk. 00:16:17.683 --> 00:16:20.268 Sweetie, this car also came as a hardtop convertible. 00:16:20.352 --> 00:16:22.687 The whole roof slid into the trunk. 00:16:22.771 --> 00:16:24.772 The trunk was designed to hold the entire roof. 00:16:24.855 --> 00:16:27.190 Believe me. Your stuff fit in the trunk. 00:16:31.153 --> 00:16:32.404 (GASPS) Oh, wait! 00:16:32.530 --> 00:16:35.031 What? My teaching certificate. It's at Gil's. 00:16:37.368 --> 00:16:38.451 You're kidding me. 00:16:38.536 --> 00:16:40.954 No. And I need it. 00:16:42.832 --> 00:16:44.207 Oh, boy. 00:16:56.344 --> 00:16:57.720 ANNIE: Be back in a sec. 00:16:58.388 --> 00:16:59.638 (RATTLING) 00:17:02.058 --> 00:17:03.225 Oh, my God. 00:17:07.856 --> 00:17:09.064 (DOORBELL CHIMING) 00:17:10.400 --> 00:17:11.525 Hey! 00:17:11.818 --> 00:17:14.403 Anne? What a fun surprise. 00:17:14.946 --> 00:17:17.031 Um, listen. I think I accidentally left... 00:17:17.115 --> 00:17:19.992 You caught me in the middle of doing all my laundry. 00:17:20.075 --> 00:17:22.243 Sorry about that. Um... 00:17:22.328 --> 00:17:24.037 When I split up the photo albums, 00:17:24.121 --> 00:17:26.581 I think I left the one with my teaching degree here with you. 00:17:26.665 --> 00:17:28.875 Oh. Okay, well. 00:17:28.959 --> 00:17:31.461 That's an honest mistake. You want to come in and talk about it? 00:17:31.545 --> 00:17:34.881 No, Gil. I just want the album. Can you grab it? 00:17:35.215 --> 00:17:41.220 Uno momento. 00:17:42.097 --> 00:17:44.098 Nice buns! (SHUSHES) 00:17:44.266 --> 00:17:46.601 Well, it looks like we've got quite a few options here. 00:17:46.685 --> 00:17:48.102 Are you sure you don't want to do this on the couch? 00:17:48.228 --> 00:17:50.063 We can spread them out... No, that's fine. It'll be in the back. 00:17:50.146 --> 00:17:52.481 All right. Why, pray tell, are you in such a hurry to get this? 00:17:52.565 --> 00:17:55.192 Um, because I'm taking a job in L.A. and I need it. 00:17:56.069 --> 00:17:57.861 You're taking a job in Los Angeles? When? 00:17:57.945 --> 00:18:01.365 Uh, now, actually. We're leaving right now. 00:18:01.574 --> 00:18:02.824 We? 00:18:04.369 --> 00:18:05.410 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 00:18:05.495 --> 00:18:07.537 You're moving to Los Angeles with a man you barely know? 00:18:07.622 --> 00:18:08.580 Bingo. Okay... 00:18:08.664 --> 00:18:09.664 Hold on a second! 00:18:09.749 --> 00:18:11.208 I'm not letting you move 500 miles away 00:18:11.292 --> 00:18:13.460 with a man named Charles Bronson, who you barely know 00:18:13.544 --> 00:18:16.380 who happens to be in the witness protection program. 00:18:16.464 --> 00:18:18.256 Do you know who goes into witness protection? 00:18:19.132 --> 00:18:20.216 Criminals. 00:18:20.300 --> 00:18:23.052 Criminals who have ratted out other criminals to save their own ass. 00:18:23.136 --> 00:18:25.429 Okay! First of all, I never should have told you anything about him. 00:18:25.514 --> 00:18:28.391 I never should have. Secondly, you don't have the authority 00:18:28.475 --> 00:18:30.393 to not let me do anything, Gil. 00:18:30.477 --> 00:18:33.187 And lastly, he was given that name when he entered protection 00:18:33.271 --> 00:18:35.523 which he entered because he witnessed a crime. Okay? 00:18:35.607 --> 00:18:38.192 He's a good Samaritan, Gil. Not a criminal. Give me! 00:18:38.277 --> 00:18:40.737 You can't just disappear with that scumbag. All right? It's unacceptable. 00:18:40.822 --> 00:18:41.905 He's probably going to murder you 00:18:41.989 --> 00:18:42.989 and role-play with your corpse! 00:18:43.116 --> 00:18:45.283 Give me the album, Gil! Give me the album! Annie. Annie! 00:18:45.367 --> 00:18:47.493 Hey! What the fuck are you doing, Gil? 00:18:47.577 --> 00:18:50.913 Nothing. I was just giving her the albums that she asked for. 00:18:50.997 --> 00:18:53.207 You're sunbathing, too? What, you got your top off? 00:18:54.501 --> 00:18:55.751 I was doing laundry. 00:18:55.836 --> 00:18:57.711 Give her the fucking books, all right? 00:18:57.796 --> 00:18:59.130 You know what? You're not safe, Annie. 00:18:59.214 --> 00:19:01.549 And when he snaps, you better hope to hell that I'm there to save you. 00:19:01.633 --> 00:19:02.591 Because he's going to do it. 00:19:02.676 --> 00:19:04.051 Okay, Gil. Take care. 00:19:05.387 --> 00:19:06.720 Bye, Gil! 00:19:09.057 --> 00:19:10.349 (ENGINE STARTING) 00:19:11.017 --> 00:19:12.143 CHARLES: You got it? ANNIE: Yeah. 00:19:15.062 --> 00:19:18.690 G-L-8-7-9. G-L-8-7-9! 00:19:20.276 --> 00:19:21.651 CHARLES: What? (CHUCKLES) 00:19:22.319 --> 00:19:23.903 ANNIE: What's with this car? 00:19:24.321 --> 00:19:26.197 What do you mean what's with this car? 00:19:26.699 --> 00:19:30.452 I mean... It's kind of obnoxious. 00:19:30.536 --> 00:19:32.620 Oh! You think this car is obnoxious? 00:19:32.705 --> 00:19:34.581 'Cause I think it's tits! 00:19:34.999 --> 00:19:37.459 And I think most people think this car is tits. 00:19:37.543 --> 00:19:39.127 It sounds like it's gonna break. 00:19:39.211 --> 00:19:40.753 No, it does not sound like it's gonna break. 00:19:40.838 --> 00:19:42.964 It sounds like it has 700 horsepower. 00:19:43.047 --> 00:19:44.214 All right? You're being a girl. 00:19:44.299 --> 00:19:46.592 Believe me, all dudes love how this car sounds. 00:19:46.676 --> 00:19:48.051 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 00:19:49.053 --> 00:19:51.638 I'm in a 700 horsepower dude lure? 00:19:51.723 --> 00:19:52.764 That's right. 00:19:52.849 --> 00:19:54.475 Apologies. I had no idea. 00:19:55.059 --> 00:19:57.060 You definitely told me this car was broken. 00:19:57.145 --> 00:19:59.980 It was when I was talking about turning the shed into a craft room. 00:20:00.064 --> 00:20:01.231 Yeah? Yeah. 00:20:01.316 --> 00:20:02.483 So, why did you say that? 00:20:02.567 --> 00:20:03.775 Why did I say that? 00:20:04.235 --> 00:20:06.487 Holy shnikes, look at this. 00:20:06.571 --> 00:20:08.822 There's a parrot driving this car. 00:20:08.907 --> 00:20:11.241 Uh-huh. A driving parrot! 00:20:11.325 --> 00:20:13.451 Oh, man! I'm gonna be rich! 00:20:13.535 --> 00:20:15.661 I found the only driving parrot! 00:20:15.746 --> 00:20:17.079 I was hiding it in the shed 00:20:17.164 --> 00:20:18.831 'cause you're not supposed to bring anything with you. 00:20:18.916 --> 00:20:21.125 I mean, especially not a car. 00:20:21.585 --> 00:20:24.045 But I spent a year and a half building this thing with my dad 00:20:24.129 --> 00:20:27.089 and I didn't want to just not have it anymore. 00:20:28.759 --> 00:20:32.136 You wanted to bring it because you built it with your dad? 00:20:33.096 --> 00:20:34.263 Yeah. 00:20:34.765 --> 00:20:36.682 We weren't the hottest communicators, 00:20:36.767 --> 00:20:39.268 but we kind of worked well together. 00:20:39.352 --> 00:20:42.187 So he was into off-road racing and we did that together. 00:20:42.271 --> 00:20:45.315 And then he was into building old cars and we did that. 00:20:46.275 --> 00:20:47.943 I think it's sweet. 00:20:49.445 --> 00:20:50.946 I want a burger. 00:20:51.447 --> 00:20:53.532 Mmm! I want a burger too. 00:20:53.616 --> 00:20:54.908 Let's get some beef! 00:20:55.117 --> 00:20:57.160 Let's get some beef up in us. 00:21:00.540 --> 00:21:02.082 ANGELLA: What are you doing? 00:21:02.166 --> 00:21:04.125 TERRY: I'm on my Pouncer app. 00:21:04.377 --> 00:21:05.877 Yeah. I understand it's an app. 00:21:05.962 --> 00:21:08.880 I'm saying when you hit the Pouncer app what happens? 00:21:08.964 --> 00:21:12.883 I hit Pouncer. And it sends out my exact location on this map. 00:21:13.218 --> 00:21:16.971 And then I can see who else has Pouncer on the same exact map. 00:21:17.055 --> 00:21:18.472 And I can chat with them in real time. 00:21:18.557 --> 00:21:20.891 And be like, "Hey! Where are you? What's going on?" 00:21:20.976 --> 00:21:22.142 Oh. 00:21:24.522 --> 00:21:25.730 You're the only one on here. 00:21:26.023 --> 00:21:27.357 Yeah. 00:21:27.441 --> 00:21:29.859 Well, we're in the middle of nowhere. There's no gays. 00:21:30.069 --> 00:21:31.570 Have you used it in another city? 00:21:31.737 --> 00:21:32.821 Oh, my God. 00:21:33.030 --> 00:21:35.282 Airports. Vegas. You know. 00:21:35.657 --> 00:21:37.908 Austin lights up like a fucking Christmas tree. 00:21:37.993 --> 00:21:39.368 A hundred feet away. Fifty feet away. 00:21:39.452 --> 00:21:42.621 Ten feet away. Zero feet away. Guys wanting to hook up. 00:21:43.081 --> 00:21:44.665 For coffee? Or like... 00:21:44.749 --> 00:21:46.166 No. To fuck. 00:21:46.251 --> 00:21:49.712 Or hand jobs or blowjobs or kissing. Whatever. 00:21:49.796 --> 00:21:51.255 So wait, then like, you just hit a button 00:21:51.339 --> 00:21:53.507 and within five minutes you and a stranger, 00:21:53.592 --> 00:21:55.426 having sex? Or having hand jobs? 00:21:55.510 --> 00:21:56.594 Yep. Okay. 00:21:56.678 --> 00:21:58.596 I mean, that's not the intention of the app. 00:21:58.680 --> 00:22:02.349 I think the intention of the app is to see who's straight and who's gay. 00:22:02.851 --> 00:22:05.728 Like for you, you're straight so it's safe to assume 00:22:05.811 --> 00:22:07.478 that you can hit on anyone or flirt with them. 00:22:07.563 --> 00:22:10.273 And then I do that, what happens? Victim of a hate crime. 00:22:10.357 --> 00:22:11.774 Yeah. Not cool. (PHONE VIBRATING) 00:22:11.859 --> 00:22:12.942 Not cool at all. 00:22:13.027 --> 00:22:14.027 Oh, Gil. 00:22:15.321 --> 00:22:16.779 (SIGHS) What? 00:22:16.864 --> 00:22:19.032 Hey! Did you change your mind? 00:22:19.116 --> 00:22:20.617 It doesn't work like that, Gil. 00:22:20.701 --> 00:22:23.411 I can't have him tailed or brought in. He hasn't done anything. 00:22:23.537 --> 00:22:27.040 I'm telling you, the guy is a fucking Ted Bundy. Okay, Terry? 00:22:27.124 --> 00:22:29.876 He's probably going to murder her and do kinky shit to her body! 00:22:29.960 --> 00:22:31.377 And that's gonna be on you! 00:22:31.462 --> 00:22:32.795 You're supposed to be a fucking cop! 00:22:32.879 --> 00:22:34.338 I am a fucking cop, Gil! 00:22:34.422 --> 00:22:36.506 I don't need you telling me how to be a cop. 00:22:36.591 --> 00:22:38.258 I know what I'm fucking doing, okay? 00:22:38.343 --> 00:22:40.719 You know what? You still owe me 1 ,700 bucks! 00:22:40.803 --> 00:22:42.638 Are you fucking kidding me right now? 00:22:42.722 --> 00:22:44.473 I got you out of that DUI. 00:22:44.557 --> 00:22:46.892 That report said you soiled yourself, Gil. 00:22:46.976 --> 00:22:48.393 Like a fucking homeless man! 00:22:48.478 --> 00:22:50.312 You evacuated. You shit your pants. 00:22:50.396 --> 00:22:52.356 I fixed that! Okay, Gil? Me! 00:22:52.440 --> 00:22:54.816 Fine. Forget the 1 ,700 bucks. 00:22:54.901 --> 00:22:58.195 Just do it because you're my brother. Okay? 00:22:59.739 --> 00:23:01.365 Fine. What's the plate number? 00:23:01.907 --> 00:23:03.074 Thank you. 00:23:03.408 --> 00:23:06.744 Uh, Galactica, Libra, eight, seven, nine. 00:23:07.579 --> 00:23:09.038 Galactica, Libra, eight, seven, nine. 00:23:12.000 --> 00:23:14.168 The plate's been expired for three years. 00:23:14.586 --> 00:23:16.087 And it's not even in his name. 00:23:16.463 --> 00:23:18.506 What's the name? Who is it registered to? 00:23:19.883 --> 00:23:21.092 Yul Perrkins. 00:23:21.301 --> 00:23:22.677 Yul Perrkins? 00:23:22.761 --> 00:23:24.136 Yeah. 00:23:24.513 --> 00:23:27.348 Oh, my God! I bet that's his real name! 00:23:27.891 --> 00:23:29.266 Yul! 00:23:29.350 --> 00:23:30.809 I've got to go. I'll see you Sunday. 00:23:30.893 --> 00:23:31.935 Thanks, Terry! 00:23:34.855 --> 00:23:36.481 Yul Perrkins. 00:23:39.777 --> 00:23:41.778 "Thirty-one year-old Yul Perrkins will be the key witness 00:23:41.862 --> 00:23:44.864 "in the state's case against Alexander Dmitri and Noel Hodges. 00:23:44.949 --> 00:23:46.616 "Three suspects are accused of robbing 00:23:46.701 --> 00:23:49.077 "First National Bank in late August." You fuck. 00:23:49.161 --> 00:23:50.787 "They have been awaiting trial for six months 00:23:50.871 --> 00:23:53.373 "while the state finalized the plea bargain with Perrkins." 00:23:54.208 --> 00:23:55.625 Alexander Dmitri. 00:24:00.630 --> 00:24:05.092 For the next 24 hours I know where Yul Perrkins is. 00:24:35.582 --> 00:24:36.874 CHARLES: They're saying the Iraqi dinar 00:24:36.958 --> 00:24:38.917 is gonna go to the value of the Kuwait dollar. 00:24:39.002 --> 00:24:41.086 ANNIE: What are you talking about? Iraqi dinar? 00:24:41.171 --> 00:24:43.797 It's trading at 1000 dinar per U.S. dollar. (PHONE VIBRATING) 00:24:44.257 --> 00:24:47.009 Oh, shit. It's Randy. Hold on one second. 00:24:47.677 --> 00:24:48.677 Hey, Randy! 00:24:48.762 --> 00:24:50.721 Hey. Where are you? I picked something up for you. 00:24:50.805 --> 00:24:51.930 A new bowling ball. 00:24:52.015 --> 00:24:53.432 Aw, you didn't have to do that, man. 00:24:53.515 --> 00:24:56.225 Well, I was just thinking. You're a really good bowler, like naturally. 00:24:56.310 --> 00:24:59.187 You're too good to be using one of those pitted-out house balls. 00:24:59.396 --> 00:25:02.315 (CHUCKLES) That was really nice of you. Thanks, Randy. 00:25:02.524 --> 00:25:04.025 So when are you going to be back? 00:25:04.109 --> 00:25:06.861 Um, well... Here's the thing. 00:25:07.613 --> 00:25:10.323 Annie got a really great job opportunity in L.A. 00:25:10.407 --> 00:25:12.200 So I'm gonna go ahead and go with her. 00:25:12.284 --> 00:25:13.910 What? Are you fucking kidding me? 00:25:13.994 --> 00:25:15.495 You know you can't leave Milton! 00:25:15.579 --> 00:25:17.121 You cannot leave Milton! 00:25:17.206 --> 00:25:18.623 Well, I know it's not advised, 00:25:18.707 --> 00:25:20.458 but technically I think I can leave. 00:25:20.542 --> 00:25:21.626 This is such bullshit! 00:25:21.709 --> 00:25:24.461 Listen, if you do leave you have to have a marshal with you at all times 00:25:24.545 --> 00:25:25.712 in case something happens! 00:25:25.797 --> 00:25:27.756 And if something happens to you, I am fucking fired! 00:25:27.840 --> 00:25:29.883 Hey, look. I'm sorry. I'm not trying to get you fired, okay? 00:25:29.967 --> 00:25:31.635 I'm leaving witness protection. 00:25:31.719 --> 00:25:33.512 So I'm no longer your responsibility. 00:25:33.596 --> 00:25:35.305 I mean, I think I can leave. No? 00:25:35.389 --> 00:25:36.973 You can leave. But there's a whole process. 00:25:37.058 --> 00:25:38.975 You've got to fill out forms and shit. 00:25:39.060 --> 00:25:41.394 Okay. Where are you right now? 00:25:41.479 --> 00:25:42.687 I'm already on my way. 00:25:42.772 --> 00:25:44.731 Just stay right where you're at and I'm coming to you. 00:25:44.816 --> 00:25:47.442 No. No. Listen. Randy. I've got to get her to this interview. 00:25:47.527 --> 00:25:49.361 I would have told you I was leaving 00:25:49.445 --> 00:25:51.988 but this whole thing happened really fast. And I'm sorry. 00:25:52.072 --> 00:25:53.656 I'm on my way. What's your 20? 00:25:53.740 --> 00:25:55.950 I'm gonna call you when we get to L.A. Okay? 00:25:56.034 --> 00:25:57.660 Nothing's gonna happen to me. You just stay there. 00:25:57.744 --> 00:25:59.078 What the fuck? 00:25:59.746 --> 00:26:00.955 Randy? I got to go, okay? 00:26:01.039 --> 00:26:02.206 Stay there! I'm coming. 00:26:02.749 --> 00:26:04.583 Fuck! All right... 00:26:09.381 --> 00:26:11.340 Okay, you know what? Randy's hell bent on protecting me. 00:26:11.424 --> 00:26:12.925 And I think that could be very dangerous for us. 00:26:13.009 --> 00:26:14.343 We should get on the road. 00:26:14.427 --> 00:26:15.594 Okay. 00:26:20.516 --> 00:26:21.683 Hey, chief, is this your car? 00:26:21.767 --> 00:26:23.268 Yeah, man. You shouldn't touch. 00:26:23.352 --> 00:26:24.602 Oh. It's so nice. 00:26:24.687 --> 00:26:25.937 Thanks. 00:26:26.564 --> 00:26:28.731 I bet this thing's got nitrous. This got nitrous? 00:26:28.816 --> 00:26:31.818 No. Nitrous is for fags. It's got cubic inches. 00:26:32.361 --> 00:26:33.611 Cubic inches. 00:26:40.160 --> 00:26:41.536 (TIRES SCREECHING) 00:26:43.497 --> 00:26:44.706 (LAUGHING) 00:26:45.040 --> 00:26:46.624 Did you just say "fags"? 00:26:46.958 --> 00:26:48.250 Yeah. 00:26:48.668 --> 00:26:50.711 But not in, like, a homophobic way. 00:26:50.795 --> 00:26:52.796 I used it in place of "lame." 00:26:53.464 --> 00:26:55.340 Why wouldn't you just say "lame"? 00:26:56.467 --> 00:27:00.679 Well, same reason I say "fuck" instead of "frick." 00:27:00.764 --> 00:27:04.392 It packs more punch. It's basically the swear word version of lame. 00:27:04.476 --> 00:27:05.685 No. It's not. 00:27:05.769 --> 00:27:08.771 It's a hate word used to perpetuate homophobia. 00:27:08.856 --> 00:27:10.982 It's used to marginalize gay people. 00:27:11.692 --> 00:27:13.151 You're acting like you don't know me. 00:27:13.235 --> 00:27:15.194 I voted to legalize civil unions. 00:27:15.278 --> 00:27:17.905 When I had friends, I had a lot of gay friends. 00:27:17.989 --> 00:27:19.364 Then you shouldn't say "fag." 00:27:19.449 --> 00:27:22.242 I don't! I don't use it in reference to actual people. 00:27:22.327 --> 00:27:23.994 I mean especially homosexual people. 00:27:24.746 --> 00:27:26.330 So then, that makes it okay? 00:27:26.664 --> 00:27:30.876 Yeah, I think so. I mean morally, I feel fine about it. 00:27:31.169 --> 00:27:33.670 So as long as it's not in reference to a person, it's all right? 00:27:34.422 --> 00:27:38.175 Like if I wanted to start calling my purse the N word. 00:27:38.801 --> 00:27:40.344 "Honey, have you seen my N word? 00:27:40.428 --> 00:27:43.597 "I can't find my N word anywhere. And it's the expensive one." 00:27:44.598 --> 00:27:46.474 Okay. I will work on it. 00:27:47.392 --> 00:27:48.643 Thank you. 00:27:50.938 --> 00:27:52.605 Are you fucking kidding me? 00:27:52.689 --> 00:27:53.898 No. I'm not. 00:27:53.982 --> 00:27:56.567 No, no. Your ex-boyfriend is behind us. 00:27:56.652 --> 00:27:58.486 Gil is tailing us. 00:27:58.904 --> 00:28:00.363 Oh, my God. 00:28:00.447 --> 00:28:02.281 What the fuck is he doing? 00:28:02.532 --> 00:28:04.951 You know what? I'm going to put a stop to this right now. 00:28:05.035 --> 00:28:06.577 What are you gonna do? 00:28:07.871 --> 00:28:09.038 I'll tell you what I'm going to do. 00:28:09.122 --> 00:28:10.456 I'm gonna tell him if he doesn't stop following us, 00:28:10.540 --> 00:28:12.375 I'm gonna pull him out of the car and beat the shit out of him. 00:28:12.458 --> 00:28:13.750 Whoa, whoa, whoa! You're not doing that! 00:28:13.834 --> 00:28:15.126 That's not how you solve things. 00:28:15.211 --> 00:28:16.962 That's exactly how you handle this. 00:28:17.046 --> 00:28:18.546 Especially with a turd like Gil. 00:28:18.631 --> 00:28:21.800 I'm sorry. Which one of us has a doctorate in conflict resolution? 00:28:21.884 --> 00:28:22.884 'Cause I think it's me. 00:28:22.969 --> 00:28:24.511 Listen. I respect your degree. I do. 00:28:24.595 --> 00:28:26.471 But it's not how we're getting out of this situation, okay? 00:28:26.555 --> 00:28:28.181 We don't have time to bring in a mediator. 00:28:28.265 --> 00:28:30.850 Charlie, I am not going to live with a man who says "fag" 00:28:30.935 --> 00:28:32.644 and beats up guys on the side of the road. 00:28:32.728 --> 00:28:35.271 I'm not gonna teach non-violence at a university 00:28:35.523 --> 00:28:37.357 and then marry Dog the bounty hunter! 00:28:37.441 --> 00:28:38.900 I won't do it! 00:28:48.910 --> 00:28:50.536 (FUNK MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) 00:28:56.793 --> 00:28:57.918 What are you doing, Gil? 00:28:58.003 --> 00:28:59.753 Protecting someone I love. 00:29:01.006 --> 00:29:03.757 What are you doing, Yul Perrkins? 00:29:09.096 --> 00:29:10.555 I don't know how you know that name, 00:29:10.639 --> 00:29:12.724 but if you say it out loud again, I swear to God... 00:29:12.808 --> 00:29:14.434 "Yul" do what? 00:29:19.773 --> 00:29:21.107 I love Annie. 00:29:21.775 --> 00:29:24.444 Enough to move back to L.A. for her where I might get killed. 00:29:25.279 --> 00:29:27.363 I love her so much that I'm not beating your fucking head 00:29:27.448 --> 00:29:29.615 against the ground right now because she asked me not to. 00:29:29.700 --> 00:29:31.909 But if you do something that results in her leaving me, 00:29:31.994 --> 00:29:33.536 I'm going to beat you to death. 00:29:33.620 --> 00:29:36.789 I'm literally gonna beat you to fucking death, Gil. Do you understand that? 00:29:38.624 --> 00:29:40.459 That name stays between you and I. 00:29:40.626 --> 00:29:41.793 (CHUCKLES) 00:29:42.295 --> 00:29:43.795 You know we have a mutual friend? 00:29:43.963 --> 00:29:45.714 I mean, technically he's a Facebook friend, 00:29:45.799 --> 00:29:48.009 which is obviously less significant than a real friendship 00:29:48.093 --> 00:29:49.677 but still kind of cool. 00:29:50.304 --> 00:29:51.763 Alex Dmitri. 00:29:52.931 --> 00:29:55.475 You know him? Alex Dmitri? 00:30:06.486 --> 00:30:07.611 I got you. 00:30:12.825 --> 00:30:14.159 Thank you. 00:30:14.660 --> 00:30:16.495 Thank you so much. 00:30:17.288 --> 00:30:19.206 What did he say? Is he going home? 00:30:20.333 --> 00:30:23.210 Nope. No, he's going to follow us all the way to L.A. 00:30:24.837 --> 00:30:27.923 (SIGHS) So how do you want to handle this? 00:30:29.300 --> 00:30:31.426 Well, sweetie, if you're not gonna let me kick his ass, 00:30:31.511 --> 00:30:33.845 then you're gonna have to let me run from him. 00:30:34.596 --> 00:30:36.013 Okay. 00:30:36.723 --> 00:30:37.890 I'm proud of you. 00:30:39.267 --> 00:30:40.434 Thank you. 00:30:41.019 --> 00:30:42.436 I'm sure I'll get there. 00:30:43.188 --> 00:30:44.605 Yul! (ENGINE STARTS) 00:30:45.148 --> 00:30:46.690 Yul Perrkins! 00:30:47.859 --> 00:30:49.110 What is he saying? (ENGINE REVVING) 00:30:49.319 --> 00:30:50.945 Oh, who gives a shit? 00:30:51.363 --> 00:30:53.572 This is probably gonna get pretty fucking radical. 00:30:53.698 --> 00:30:55.866 But I don't want you to get scared, okay? 00:30:55.951 --> 00:30:59.245 I raced all growing up and I even drove professionally for a while. 00:30:59.871 --> 00:31:01.038 Okay. 00:31:02.289 --> 00:31:03.498 I trust you. 00:31:03.582 --> 00:31:05.041 (SOUL MUSIC PLAYING) 00:32:45.390 --> 00:32:46.766 GIL: Annie, hey! This is Gil! 00:32:47.100 --> 00:32:48.643 I'm following you, okay? 00:32:48.810 --> 00:32:51.354 If he goes all psycho and shit on you 00:32:51.438 --> 00:32:53.981 give me some kind of hand signal. Okay? 00:33:19.507 --> 00:33:20.674 (LAUGHING) 00:33:40.610 --> 00:33:41.694 CHARLES: Hold on! 00:33:58.002 --> 00:33:59.544 (SCREAMING) (SCREAMING) 00:34:08.929 --> 00:34:10.305 Oh! 00:34:11.557 --> 00:34:13.891 Oh, shit! Oh! (GUN FIRING) 00:34:14.351 --> 00:34:15.435 Oh! 00:34:17.688 --> 00:34:20.231 Stop! Stop! Oh, God. Stop! 00:34:20.315 --> 00:34:23.400 Holy shit! I think that was Randy! 00:34:49.259 --> 00:34:50.551 Bye, Gil. 00:34:59.311 --> 00:35:01.437 Oh, my God. 00:35:03.774 --> 00:35:05.608 Hey! Randy? 00:35:06.276 --> 00:35:07.943 Randy, are you okay, man? 00:35:08.487 --> 00:35:10.529 No! I'm not fucking okay, Charlie! 00:35:10.614 --> 00:35:13.157 I'm in the middle of a field that you ran me into! 00:35:13.241 --> 00:35:16.702 And my gun started going off, man! No! I am not okay! 00:35:16.787 --> 00:35:19.455 Hey! I'm sorry! And I don't want to be a dick, 00:35:19.539 --> 00:35:22.041 but you didn't have to jump your van onto that field, man. 00:35:22.125 --> 00:35:24.168 I got back in my lane with plenty of time. 00:35:24.252 --> 00:35:26.629 Bullshit! I know time. 00:35:26.713 --> 00:35:29.256 We would have had a fucking head-on collision! 00:35:29.508 --> 00:35:32.343 Okay. You know what? You're clearly shaken up. 00:35:32.636 --> 00:35:35.554 And apparently you had another incident with your firearm. 00:35:35.639 --> 00:35:37.223 And I think you're being a little defensive. 00:35:37.307 --> 00:35:39.266 I just pulled over to see if you're okay. All right? 00:35:39.351 --> 00:35:41.685 I am not defensive! Are you shitting me? 00:35:41.770 --> 00:35:44.146 What have I got to be defending? Huh? 00:35:44.231 --> 00:35:47.108 Nothing to defend! You ran me off the road! 00:35:47.191 --> 00:35:49.901 My gun went off 'cause of you, almost killing me! 00:35:50.111 --> 00:35:51.319 Hey, Randy? 00:35:51.904 --> 00:35:53.405 Are you really all right? 00:35:53.489 --> 00:35:56.282 I am okay. I am okay. How are you doing? Are you okay? 00:35:56.659 --> 00:35:57.784 Yeah. 00:35:58.411 --> 00:36:00.537 Do you want me to call you a tow truck? 00:36:00.621 --> 00:36:02.539 Obviously I have a fucking cell phone! 00:36:02.623 --> 00:36:06.000 I was in the middle of a call when you wrecked me! Okay? 00:36:06.085 --> 00:36:07.919 Okay. Well, you know what... 00:36:08.003 --> 00:36:10.255 Wait, Charlie! Don't go! Don't go, please! 00:36:10.506 --> 00:36:12.841 Listen, I'm sorry. I'm just a little embarrassed. 00:36:13.175 --> 00:36:15.301 Don't go, okay? 'Cause I'll just have to chase you. 00:36:15.385 --> 00:36:18.887 I know you will, Randy. But will you please be a little more careful? 00:36:19.806 --> 00:36:22.266 I mean, it really worries me when I look behind me 00:36:22.350 --> 00:36:24.393 and I see your van is airborne. 00:36:25.103 --> 00:36:26.103 Charlie? 00:36:26.980 --> 00:36:27.980 Bye, Randy! 00:36:28.064 --> 00:36:30.065 Oh! Hey! Congratulations on the new job! 00:36:30.692 --> 00:36:31.775 Thanks! 00:36:39.993 --> 00:36:41.118 ALEX: Remember when they had, like, two minutes 00:36:41.202 --> 00:36:42.619 when they could shop and get whatever they wanted? 00:36:42.703 --> 00:36:44.495 NEVE: That's a good idea! Oh, hey. 00:36:44.580 --> 00:36:47.039 Leave a pit by itself right in front of a store. 00:36:47.499 --> 00:36:49.792 Well he's not a killer. Look at that face. 00:36:50.294 --> 00:36:53.045 That's what they all say. Until they need stitches. 00:36:53.547 --> 00:36:55.381 Like those crazy bitches that live with tigers? 00:36:55.549 --> 00:36:57.216 What? What are you talking about? 00:36:57.509 --> 00:36:58.509 The show! 00:36:58.594 --> 00:37:01.345 About the women who get pet tigers and then get eaten? 00:37:01.430 --> 00:37:03.473 Oh. Oh. Oh, yeah! 00:37:03.557 --> 00:37:04.640 What was that called? 00:37:04.725 --> 00:37:07.226 You ain't ever gonna catch no black bitches living with no tiger. 00:37:07.311 --> 00:37:08.644 That's some white girl shit. 00:37:08.729 --> 00:37:10.313 She hates white bitches, right? 00:37:10.396 --> 00:37:12.105 We don't like white bitches either, do we? 00:37:12.190 --> 00:37:13.273 Black people don't do that. 00:37:13.357 --> 00:37:15.817 You'll never catch me doing some shit like that. 00:37:16.277 --> 00:37:18.028 Yeah? I live with a tiger and I ain't no white bitch. 00:37:18.112 --> 00:37:19.196 Oh, really? No. 00:37:19.280 --> 00:37:20.655 I'm a tiger? 00:37:20.740 --> 00:37:22.032 Yes, ma'am. 00:37:23.534 --> 00:37:26.161 Just the water? I don't think we have the right cookware for that... 00:37:26.245 --> 00:37:27.662 Just the water? Yeah! Mmm-hmm. 00:37:27.747 --> 00:37:28.914 That'll be $1 .69. (PHONE RINGING) 00:37:29.332 --> 00:37:31.750 Oh, just a sec. Hi, boss. 00:37:39.758 --> 00:37:40.966 What's up? 00:37:41.718 --> 00:37:43.177 Gonna have a hell of a meal. 00:37:44.221 --> 00:37:45.804 Well, the dog food's not for me. 00:37:45.889 --> 00:37:47.598 (LAUGHING) I'm just teasing. 00:37:47.682 --> 00:37:50.184 But I don't think your dog's gonna want to eat that either, though. 00:37:50.268 --> 00:37:53.020 He's lucky I feed him anything at all after he tore up my couch. 00:37:53.104 --> 00:37:55.022 Mmm. (CHUCKLES) 00:37:55.106 --> 00:37:58.108 See? He ain't no lamb. He's a tiger. 00:37:58.693 --> 00:38:01.445 That's right, girl. He's all tiger. 00:38:04.617 --> 00:38:06.326 Well, maybe he thought that couch was healthier 00:38:06.410 --> 00:38:08.411 than the landfill you're giving him. 00:38:09.538 --> 00:38:10.871 Hey, dude? 00:38:10.956 --> 00:38:13.123 How about you stop worrying about what I feed my dog 00:38:13.208 --> 00:38:16.627 and worry about surfboards, or whatever the fuck it is you think about? 00:38:17.379 --> 00:38:18.629 I'm sorry. 00:38:20.799 --> 00:38:21.840 I just don't know if you realize 00:38:21.925 --> 00:38:23.717 how much better the good dog food is for your dog. 00:38:23.802 --> 00:38:25.052 Yeah, it's 10 % more expensive. 00:38:25.136 --> 00:38:26.804 But it's like 80 % less poison. 00:38:27.013 --> 00:38:28.347 I just... 00:38:29.766 --> 00:38:31.809 You trying to get knocked the fuck out, motherfucker? 00:38:31.893 --> 00:38:33.394 No, no, no. Huh? 00:38:33.478 --> 00:38:34.812 'Cause you got the right guy. 00:38:34.896 --> 00:38:37.022 I'll knock a nigger out holding a baby. 00:38:38.941 --> 00:38:40.400 (RECEIPT PRINTING) 00:38:41.402 --> 00:38:43.528 Thank you for shopping at Field's. 00:38:44.989 --> 00:38:46.531 I am really only thinking about the best. 00:38:46.615 --> 00:38:49.409 I'm just thinking about, you know, the beautiful little creature out there. 00:38:49.493 --> 00:38:50.785 But I'm sorry. Have a nice day, sir. 00:38:54.331 --> 00:38:55.748 So, a little dog food? 00:38:55.833 --> 00:38:56.874 Yeah. How are you doing? 00:38:56.959 --> 00:38:58.001 Good. 00:39:01.547 --> 00:39:03.464 Where the fuck is your leash? 00:39:06.676 --> 00:39:08.343 That fucking son of a bitch. 00:39:11.180 --> 00:39:12.180 (GROANS) 00:39:14.267 --> 00:39:15.517 (GRUNTING) 00:39:16.477 --> 00:39:18.270 Come on, buddy! Yeah! 00:39:19.230 --> 00:39:21.732 Get you where we can play around a little bit. 00:39:22.317 --> 00:39:23.775 Yeah! How's that feel? 00:39:24.027 --> 00:39:25.360 Right? 00:39:33.368 --> 00:39:34.535 All right? 00:39:35.662 --> 00:39:37.204 Let's eat some dog food. All right, buddy? 00:39:37.289 --> 00:39:38.289 Chill the fuck out, man! 00:39:38.373 --> 00:39:39.957 No, I am chill. 00:39:40.042 --> 00:39:41.417 Don't do nothing stupid! 00:39:41.501 --> 00:39:43.794 You like this. You want it. You said you liked it! 00:39:43.879 --> 00:39:46.005 You said it's good! Don't you remember? 00:39:46.381 --> 00:39:49.759 It's high-priced fucking chicken feet dog food! Eat it, brother! 00:39:49.843 --> 00:39:51.052 Baby, let's go, okay? 00:39:51.219 --> 00:39:52.553 Yo! Get your man straight! 00:39:53.055 --> 00:39:54.680 Hey, babe. I'll be there in a second, okay? 00:39:54.765 --> 00:39:56.974 No, man! Get in the car! It's just dog food! 00:39:57.059 --> 00:39:59.810 No! Babe, it's not just dog food. That's my whole point about this. 00:39:59.895 --> 00:40:01.604 It's compressed fucking sawdust 00:40:01.687 --> 00:40:03.813 and we're not leaving here until my man samples some. 00:40:04.357 --> 00:40:06.524 You got it! Just eat it! No! Just trust me! 00:40:06.609 --> 00:40:07.776 I can't eat that shit, man! 00:40:07.860 --> 00:40:09.694 Why not? I can't! Man, I can't! I'd rather die! 00:40:10.237 --> 00:40:12.197 I can't eat this shit, man! 00:40:13.366 --> 00:40:14.908 Do you understand what you just said? 00:40:14.992 --> 00:40:17.243 That you would rather die than eat that shit? 00:40:17.578 --> 00:40:18.953 You understand how that supports 00:40:19.038 --> 00:40:21.498 what I've been trying to tell you the past 15 minutes? 00:40:22.416 --> 00:40:24.501 Other people, lives in danger, 00:40:24.585 --> 00:40:25.752 they eat another human being. 00:40:25.836 --> 00:40:27.170 But you? 00:40:27.254 --> 00:40:29.255 You won't even fucking eat this. 00:40:35.053 --> 00:40:37.513 Fuck. That's some profound shit, man. 00:40:37.597 --> 00:40:39.682 That's some fucking profound shit. 00:40:50.860 --> 00:40:52.027 Hey! 00:40:52.113 --> 00:40:53.780 Come on. Come on. 00:40:55.533 --> 00:40:56.866 Now, I'm going to take your dog. 00:40:56.951 --> 00:40:58.743 But I'm going to tell you something. 00:40:58.827 --> 00:41:00.786 It's not cool to wear those tank tops anymore. 00:41:03.915 --> 00:41:06.291 Unless you're wearing it ironically or something. 00:41:10.797 --> 00:41:12.297 Fuck all y'all! 00:41:26.311 --> 00:41:27.645 Fuck me. 00:41:29.982 --> 00:41:31.816 Oh, shit. Get some. 00:41:33.652 --> 00:41:34.819 Damn! 00:41:35.821 --> 00:41:37.572 That's a mean kitty! 00:41:37.656 --> 00:41:38.614 Thanks. 00:41:38.699 --> 00:41:39.991 What is it? A '75? 00:41:40.367 --> 00:41:41.784 Uh, '67. 00:41:42.494 --> 00:41:44.287 Is that what they told you, huh? 00:41:45.164 --> 00:41:46.998 Shit! Suicide doors. 00:41:48.333 --> 00:41:49.542 Suicide... Uh... 00:41:50.335 --> 00:41:51.711 You can shut that. 00:41:52.212 --> 00:41:53.504 (DOOR CLOSES) Thanks. 00:41:53.589 --> 00:41:54.922 Seeing if it worked, guy. 00:41:55.006 --> 00:41:56.298 Oh. 00:41:57.842 --> 00:41:59.676 That ain't a stock power plant. 00:42:00.052 --> 00:42:01.428 No. Not stock. 00:42:01.846 --> 00:42:03.346 Yeah. How many ponies? 00:42:04.348 --> 00:42:05.932 Seven hundred. Damn! 00:42:07.101 --> 00:42:08.435 How much? 00:42:09.353 --> 00:42:10.520 It's 700! 00:42:11.022 --> 00:42:13.356 No. Into the motor. 00:42:13.566 --> 00:42:15.776 What's the price tag on this build? 00:42:15.860 --> 00:42:18.487 Reason I'm asking is 'cause I might do a motor swap 00:42:18.571 --> 00:42:20.071 with that late model Ford over there. 00:42:22.199 --> 00:42:23.240 Yeah. 00:42:23.867 --> 00:42:27.912 I can't really remember everything that went into it. So... 00:42:28.872 --> 00:42:30.122 Ballpark it. 00:42:30.373 --> 00:42:32.541 You know what? It was about 14 grand. 00:42:34.294 --> 00:42:35.961 Damn. That's commitment. 00:42:36.379 --> 00:42:37.922 Mmm-hmm. Yeah. 00:42:38.215 --> 00:42:39.965 That's what I always say. 00:42:40.050 --> 00:42:42.009 And the South will rise again. 00:42:42.469 --> 00:42:44.762 God! You own that too? 00:42:45.180 --> 00:42:47.765 (LAUGHING) You know what? It's a rental, actually. 00:42:47.849 --> 00:42:48.974 (LAUGHING) 00:42:49.059 --> 00:42:50.142 Aren't they all? 00:42:50.227 --> 00:42:51.602 Oh. (ENGINE STARTING) 00:42:57.733 --> 00:43:02.320 Hey. Have you noticed that there is a certain type of person 00:43:02.404 --> 00:43:04.572 that is attracted to this vehicle? 00:43:06.408 --> 00:43:08.326 Yeah. Like the guy at the gas station? 00:43:08.410 --> 00:43:11.120 Yes. Like the guy at the gas station. 00:43:11.455 --> 00:43:14.332 Like, if you spent two years building your dream car 00:43:14.416 --> 00:43:15.708 and then you started to notice 00:43:15.793 --> 00:43:19.629 that is was also the dream car of a certain type of person. 00:43:19.712 --> 00:43:22.381 Like people who are... I don't know. 00:43:22.465 --> 00:43:25.717 Let's just call them rapists, out of convenience. 00:43:25.802 --> 00:43:29.137 If you started to notice that your peers were rapists, 00:43:29.222 --> 00:43:32.599 what do you think that says about the old you who built this car? 00:43:34.060 --> 00:43:35.811 Look. This car is designed specific. 00:43:35.895 --> 00:43:39.231 What appeals to me is probably not what appeals to other dudes. Okay? 00:43:39.316 --> 00:43:42.527 I wanted something that was as fast as hell, seated six people, 00:43:42.611 --> 00:43:45.154 and had a trunk the size of an SUV's. 00:43:45.239 --> 00:43:46.447 But why? 00:43:47.323 --> 00:43:50.701 I feel like you're insinuating that I have small dick complex or something. 00:43:50.785 --> 00:43:52.703 And I don't. We both know that's not the case. 00:43:52.787 --> 00:43:54.413 I have a lot of issues, but not that one. 00:43:54.497 --> 00:43:55.706 I'm just teasing you. 00:43:55.790 --> 00:43:57.541 I don't think couples can really tease each other. 00:43:57.625 --> 00:43:58.834 I think everyone pretends they can, 00:43:58.918 --> 00:44:00.252 but really, there's always some kind of 00:44:00.336 --> 00:44:02.004 truth or judgment in there somewhere. 00:44:02.088 --> 00:44:04.172 Baloney. Couples can tease. 00:44:04.257 --> 00:44:05.883 Oh, yeah. It's playful! 00:44:05.967 --> 00:44:08.927 Well, of course. I can say to you you're too fat, 00:44:09.012 --> 00:44:10.888 or you're too tall and clearly I'm joking. 00:44:10.972 --> 00:44:14.224 But anything else I say I'm probably hinting at something 00:44:14.309 --> 00:44:15.434 that bothers me about you. 00:44:15.517 --> 00:44:18.227 But I'm framing it as a joke, so that when a fight ensues 00:44:18.312 --> 00:44:20.438 I don't have to take responsibility for it. 00:44:21.648 --> 00:44:23.399 Do you want to just go to this place? 00:44:23.859 --> 00:44:25.151 Sure. 00:44:34.119 --> 00:44:35.703 I feel like you just got really upset, though. 00:44:35.787 --> 00:44:37.163 And I honestly was just teasing you. 00:44:37.247 --> 00:44:38.831 Okay. I'll be back in a second. 00:44:46.839 --> 00:44:49.591 It's okay if you're feeling sensitive and I'll drop it. 00:44:49.675 --> 00:44:52.010 The only reason I want to talk about it 00:44:56.182 --> 00:44:59.601 I think it's just going home after four years. 00:44:59.685 --> 00:45:01.853 It's just bringing up some weird shit. 00:45:03.481 --> 00:45:05.023 What kind of weird shit? 00:45:05.816 --> 00:45:06.858 I don't know. 00:45:07.193 --> 00:45:09.569 Just weird shit, really. (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 00:45:11.697 --> 00:45:12.697 Oh, my God! 00:45:14.032 --> 00:45:15.074 Oh, hey! 00:45:15.158 --> 00:45:16.325 Sorry! Sorry about that. 00:45:16.701 --> 00:45:18.118 Sorry. Very sorry. 00:45:18.203 --> 00:45:19.411 Our bad. Sorry. 00:45:21.539 --> 00:45:22.706 Oh, my God! 00:45:23.249 --> 00:45:24.708 (LAUGHING) 00:45:25.251 --> 00:45:26.377 Get away from the door! 00:45:26.461 --> 00:45:28.253 That was a real life lemon party. 00:45:28.338 --> 00:45:32.841 That was grannies and grampies fooling around! (LAUGHING) 00:45:34.052 --> 00:45:35.552 What you buying, baby? 00:45:36.262 --> 00:45:38.597 I was just checking my Facebook page. 00:45:40.016 --> 00:45:42.184 I don't know why. You ain't single and you've got three friends. 00:45:42.267 --> 00:45:43.810 What the fuck you be checking on Facebook? 00:45:43.894 --> 00:45:46.062 (BOTH LAUGHING) What are you checking on Facebook? 00:45:46.313 --> 00:45:48.815 Maybe Allen put some new photos of himself 00:45:48.899 --> 00:45:50.775 naked in front of the mirror. I have to stay abreast. 00:45:50.859 --> 00:45:52.485 You don't want to miss that. 00:45:59.118 --> 00:46:00.827 Get the fuck out of here. 00:46:00.911 --> 00:46:02.245 What? 00:46:03.872 --> 00:46:05.289 Get your shit. We've got to go. Where are you going? 00:46:05.374 --> 00:46:07.500 We got to go. Come on. Get your shit. We got to go. 00:46:07.584 --> 00:46:10.253 That's what happens. I talked to him 10 minutes ago! 00:46:10.336 --> 00:46:13.130 No. He knows where he is. All right? I'll see you soon. 00:46:13.256 --> 00:46:14.881 Babe? You gonna take care of the dogs? Mmm-hmm. 00:46:14.966 --> 00:46:16.341 Did you put the alarm on? 00:46:16.426 --> 00:46:17.509 Yes. 00:46:21.180 --> 00:46:22.723 (GAGGING) 00:46:22.932 --> 00:46:24.516 Hey, honey? What was Gil screaming 00:46:24.601 --> 00:46:26.519 when you were walking towards the car? 00:46:26.603 --> 00:46:28.896 He sounded like he was repeating something. 00:46:29.273 --> 00:46:31.441 I don't know what the fuck he was saying. He's nuts. 00:46:31.734 --> 00:46:34.027 Well, obviously you heard what he was saying. 00:46:34.111 --> 00:46:35.945 He kept repeating it over and over again. 00:46:36.280 --> 00:46:38.156 He was just talking shit. 00:46:38.239 --> 00:46:39.656 But what was it? 00:46:41.200 --> 00:46:42.534 Huh? 00:46:43.995 --> 00:46:45.454 Charlie? 00:46:46.622 --> 00:46:48.290 What was he saying? 00:46:49.125 --> 00:46:50.375 He was saying "Yul Perrkins." 00:46:50.460 --> 00:46:52.210 He was saying "Yul Perrkins" over and over again 00:46:52.295 --> 00:46:54.546 so that you would hear and then we would be in this fight. 00:46:54.630 --> 00:46:55.672 So he won. 00:46:55.757 --> 00:46:59.217 We're not fighting. What are you... Who's Yul Perrkins? 00:47:00.678 --> 00:47:03.805 That's my name. That's my real name. Yul Perrkins. 00:47:04.766 --> 00:47:07.434 Perrkins. Yul Perrkins is my real name. 00:47:09.644 --> 00:47:11.437 Why on earth would we fight about that? 00:47:11.521 --> 00:47:13.898 I don't know. I just feel like this is gonna be a fight. 00:47:13.982 --> 00:47:16.025 Like, why wouldn't I have told you my name before? 00:47:16.109 --> 00:47:17.818 Or that comment you made about my car. 00:47:17.903 --> 00:47:20.029 Or the old me. I just, you know... 00:47:20.489 --> 00:47:23.115 I want everything to be exactly how it's been since we've met. 00:47:23.200 --> 00:47:26.035 I don't want to have to go all the way back into my background 00:47:26.119 --> 00:47:27.620 just because we're going to L.A. 00:47:27.704 --> 00:47:30.206 Can you calm down? Come here. Come here for a second. 00:47:30.957 --> 00:47:32.792 Please come sit on the bed with me. 00:47:41.926 --> 00:47:47.472 I think Yul Perrkins is a very cute name. 00:47:48.057 --> 00:47:50.725 I think it sounds like a Sesame Street character. 00:47:51.185 --> 00:47:52.435 Yeah? 00:47:52.520 --> 00:47:56.189 So did all the kids on the playground. It was not very cute. 00:47:57.024 --> 00:47:59.859 My dad loves Yul Brynner. He thinks he's a badass. 00:47:59.944 --> 00:48:02.946 But no one in my generation's ever heard of him. 00:48:05.865 --> 00:48:07.282 Can I ask you one more question? 00:48:07.367 --> 00:48:08.575 And you promise you'll tell the truth? 00:48:09.035 --> 00:48:10.327 Yeah. 00:48:13.373 --> 00:48:16.875 Did they assign you the name Charlie Bronson or did you get to pick it? 00:48:18.211 --> 00:48:19.545 I picked it. 00:48:22.048 --> 00:48:24.967 Was it 'cause you thought it sounded tough 00:48:25.051 --> 00:48:27.553 and you were tired of having a sissy name? 00:48:28.805 --> 00:48:30.097 Yeah. 00:48:32.099 --> 00:48:35.143 That is the most adorable thing I've ever heard. Come here. 00:48:39.731 --> 00:48:42.400 And you loved Charles Bronson movies? 00:48:45.028 --> 00:48:48.656 I actually named myself after that famous English prisoner 00:48:48.740 --> 00:48:52.535 who named himself after the actor Charles Bronson. 00:48:53.245 --> 00:48:56.998 And I found him intriguing, I guess. 00:48:57.082 --> 00:48:58.499 That's weird. 00:48:58.958 --> 00:49:02.210 To find someone like that intriguing. 00:49:02.753 --> 00:49:03.753 It's weird. 00:49:03.838 --> 00:49:05.505 Well, look, I don't know... 00:49:05.798 --> 00:49:07.924 It sounds stupid now that I'm saying it out loud, 00:49:08.009 --> 00:49:10.010 but at the time it seemed... 00:49:11.346 --> 00:49:13.014 I didn't know you then, Annie. 00:49:13.098 --> 00:49:17.018 So I obviously picked the wrong name. And I'm sorry that I... 00:49:17.144 --> 00:49:19.478 It's fine. Hey. Hey! You can call me whatever you want. 00:49:19.563 --> 00:49:24.108 You're not on trial here, okay? This is all just new to me. 00:49:24.818 --> 00:49:27.445 Come back here. Come back. 00:49:29.113 --> 00:49:30.113 You want to drop it? 00:49:31.115 --> 00:49:33.074 Yeah. I would appreciate that. Okay. 00:49:40.458 --> 00:49:42.584 TERRY: 127? Are you kidding me? (SIRENS WAILING) 00:49:42.668 --> 00:49:45.503 Might as well tap me on the shoulder and say, "Fuck you." 00:50:26.627 --> 00:50:28.169 Sir, are you okay? 00:50:29.171 --> 00:50:30.255 Have you been in an accident? 00:50:30.339 --> 00:50:31.464 What? 00:50:31.548 --> 00:50:34.217 No. I'm a U.S. marshal. 00:50:35.177 --> 00:50:38.596 Okay. Sir, your vehicle appears to be totaled. 00:50:38.681 --> 00:50:41.599 And I clocked you at 127 miles per hour back there. 00:50:41.684 --> 00:50:44.602 I'm a marshal. And I've got someone in witness protection 00:50:44.687 --> 00:50:46.229 who needs my protection. 00:50:46.313 --> 00:50:47.772 I totally understand, sir. 00:50:47.856 --> 00:50:50.275 Is there any way you could stay below 100? 00:50:50.359 --> 00:50:52.944 I'm very worried about this car getting up into triple digits. 00:50:54.487 --> 00:50:57.155 I suppose I could try to keep it in the high 90s. 00:50:57.240 --> 00:50:59.324 Thank you. 'Cause just like it's your job 00:50:59.409 --> 00:51:02.077 to be protecting whoever you may be protecting... 00:51:02.161 --> 00:51:03.912 ANGELLA: Um... What? Hold on a second. 00:51:03.997 --> 00:51:05.038 I'll be right back, sir. 00:51:05.123 --> 00:51:06.123 ANGELLA: I need to talk to you. 00:51:06.916 --> 00:51:09.793 What? 00:51:09.877 --> 00:51:12.796 Okay. I wasn't snooping. But your phone did vibrate 00:51:12.880 --> 00:51:14.715 and so I checked it out and... 00:51:15.216 --> 00:51:16.758 That's your Pouncer app, right? 00:51:16.843 --> 00:51:17.843 Yeah. 00:51:17.927 --> 00:51:20.012 Okay. So that dot popped up like two seconds ago. 00:51:20.096 --> 00:51:23.598 So, there's got to be another gay guy within, what, 100 feet of here? 00:51:24.057 --> 00:51:25.099 Yeah. 00:51:25.392 --> 00:51:27.601 I mean, it must be him. 00:51:28.562 --> 00:51:33.649 Although I don't think he's gay. He's like 50. 00:51:35.235 --> 00:51:36.819 There's 50-year-old gay people, Angella. 00:51:36.903 --> 00:51:38.487 We don't grow out of being gay. 00:51:38.572 --> 00:51:41.282 Oh, no. I didn't... That's not what I meant. I just... 00:51:41.366 --> 00:51:43.200 I just think you should ask him out. 00:51:43.577 --> 00:51:45.161 What do you mean... Oh! Because he's gay 00:51:45.245 --> 00:51:46.495 and I'm gay I should just ask him out? 00:51:46.580 --> 00:51:47.580 What are you talking about? 00:51:47.664 --> 00:51:49.707 Are you instantly attracted to every straight person you meet? 00:51:49.790 --> 00:51:50.832 No. 00:51:50.916 --> 00:51:51.916 Come on. 00:51:56.714 --> 00:51:58.173 I'm actually gonna let you go. 00:51:58.258 --> 00:52:00.217 But I do need to see your phone for a second please, sir. 00:52:00.302 --> 00:52:01.344 Why? 00:52:01.428 --> 00:52:04.138 A small request after you were driving that fast. 00:52:04.222 --> 00:52:05.890 Can I see your phone please, sir? 00:52:06.600 --> 00:52:08.434 Thank you very much. 00:52:09.978 --> 00:52:12.563 Yeah. There we go. That's what I thought. 00:52:12.647 --> 00:52:14.023 Uh... Hi. 00:52:14.107 --> 00:52:15.274 What are you doing? 00:52:15.567 --> 00:52:18.361 I'm programming my name and number in here. 00:52:18.903 --> 00:52:21.112 Just in case you ever need "backup." 00:52:21.572 --> 00:52:22.614 What are you... 00:52:22.698 --> 00:52:24.032 Pouncer. Oh. 00:52:24.116 --> 00:52:25.784 I didn't know what... 00:52:26.285 --> 00:52:27.952 Oh, you had no idea what it was? 00:52:28.037 --> 00:52:30.372 It's okay. Don't be embarrassed. I'm a fan of Pouncer. 00:52:30.456 --> 00:52:32.457 I Pounce. You Pounce too, I guess. 00:52:33.125 --> 00:52:34.751 So, you should be very flattered, 00:52:34.835 --> 00:52:37.045 'cause I'm an eight and you're a five, so... 00:52:37.380 --> 00:52:38.797 You have a safe night. 00:52:39.799 --> 00:52:40.965 Right. 00:52:47.013 --> 00:52:49.973 Okay. Do you need to call me back after you've collected yourself? 00:52:50.058 --> 00:52:51.475 No, no, no. I'm good. 00:52:51.976 --> 00:52:54.228 So I stopped off at San Andreas and Jackson. 00:52:54.312 --> 00:52:55.604 They were nowhere to be found. 00:52:55.688 --> 00:52:57.898 I don't think they could have got as far as Planada. 00:52:58.566 --> 00:52:59.983 So my guess is Mariposa. 00:53:00.068 --> 00:53:02.611 We'll take a peek in Planada on our way up to Mariposa. 00:53:02.695 --> 00:53:05.364 Oh, great! Great. Now, about the girl, Annie, 00:53:05.448 --> 00:53:07.658 who's my girlfriend and a victim in all this. 00:53:07.742 --> 00:53:09.368 Uh, I want assurances... (PHONE BEEPING) 00:53:09.661 --> 00:53:11.036 Hello? 00:53:11.121 --> 00:53:12.413 Did that drop or did he just... 00:53:17.835 --> 00:53:19.419 Hey, buddy, look. They have shower caps. 00:53:19.837 --> 00:53:21.671 Oh, yeah? Your favorite. 00:53:22.089 --> 00:53:23.172 Yep. 00:53:23.257 --> 00:53:25.133 I'm gonna go get some coffee for us, okay? 00:53:25.217 --> 00:53:26.259 Okay. 00:53:26.343 --> 00:53:27.969 I'll be ready to go in 10. 00:53:28.303 --> 00:53:29.262 Have a good shower. 00:53:29.346 --> 00:53:30.596 Thank you. 00:53:31.849 --> 00:53:33.057 (DOOR CLOSES) 00:54:17.267 --> 00:54:18.726 Come on! 00:54:40.915 --> 00:54:42.665 Are you... (LAUGHING NERVOUSLY) 00:54:48.965 --> 00:54:51.884 Fuck! 00:54:54.137 --> 00:54:55.179 (GASPS) 00:54:55.263 --> 00:54:58.390 That fucking hillbilly from the gas station stole my engine last night! 00:54:58.475 --> 00:54:59.517 What? 00:54:59.601 --> 00:55:01.894 From the Lincoln! I just went out there to start it. 00:55:01.978 --> 00:55:03.479 There's no engine inside. 00:55:03.897 --> 00:55:05.439 How do you steal an engine? 00:55:05.524 --> 00:55:08.192 Grind the motor mounts out and pull it out with a cherry picker. 00:55:08.275 --> 00:55:09.526 It probably took him 20 minutes. 00:55:09.610 --> 00:55:10.693 Fuck! 00:55:10.778 --> 00:55:12.278 Is there anything I can do? 00:55:13.113 --> 00:55:14.364 No. Just finish your shower. 00:55:14.448 --> 00:55:15.532 I'm gonna go to the lobby 00:55:15.616 --> 00:55:17.075 and see if they know someone with a tow truck. 00:55:17.159 --> 00:55:20.119 Okay. That was a $12,000 engine. 00:55:21.121 --> 00:55:23.873 Sorry your engine was stolen, sweetie! 00:55:28.837 --> 00:55:29.921 Where is she? 00:55:30.464 --> 00:55:31.548 (MUFFLED) What the fuck are you doing? 00:55:31.632 --> 00:55:32.674 Where is she, man? 00:55:32.758 --> 00:55:34.384 You just fucking broke my nose! 00:55:34.468 --> 00:55:37.303 I don't care! I swear to God if you already killed her... 00:55:38.638 --> 00:55:41.431 I'm not a fucking killer, man! What's wrong with you? 00:55:41.516 --> 00:55:45.185 You were involved in a homicide! I am not leaving without her. 00:55:45.270 --> 00:55:46.645 Get that fucking club out of my face! 00:55:46.729 --> 00:55:47.896 Don't talk to me like that! 00:55:47.981 --> 00:55:50.691 Listen, man! She is fine! Do you want to see her? 00:55:50.984 --> 00:55:52.150 Yes! 00:55:52.569 --> 00:55:54.611 Lower that shit and I'll show her to you! 00:55:54.696 --> 00:55:55.904 All right! Open the door! 00:55:55.989 --> 00:55:57.531 What the fuck are you thinking, man? 00:55:58.032 --> 00:55:59.950 Hitting me in the nose with a golf club? 00:56:00.034 --> 00:56:01.368 I didn't think it would hurt that bad! 00:56:01.452 --> 00:56:02.619 Jesus Christ! 00:56:02.704 --> 00:56:03.954 Just open the door, man! 00:56:04.037 --> 00:56:07.665 I've been through some shit. I've never seen a bitch move like that. 00:56:08.166 --> 00:56:10.126 Well, if you wouldn't be such an asshole! 00:56:10.669 --> 00:56:13.546 You know what pisses me off the most about you hitting me with this fucking... 00:56:13.630 --> 00:56:15.339 No! I don't really give a shit either. 00:56:20.721 --> 00:56:23.681 It's that you made me break my promise to Annie. 00:56:27.060 --> 00:56:29.186 That was a shitty thing to do, Gil! 00:56:30.564 --> 00:56:33.190 That was really fucking selfish of you. 00:56:35.693 --> 00:56:37.444 Fucking selfish prick. 00:57:09.184 --> 00:57:10.809 Oh, fuck! Fuck... 00:57:24.199 --> 00:57:25.407 (CAMERA CLICKING) 00:57:37.295 --> 00:57:38.420 Honey! (SCREAMS) 00:57:38.505 --> 00:57:40.047 I'm sorry! Sorry, sorry, sorry! Honey? 00:57:40.131 --> 00:57:41.465 We have got to go right now. 00:57:41.549 --> 00:57:43.092 I will tell you about it in the car, okay? 00:57:43.176 --> 00:57:45.010 What car? I thought you said the car was... 00:57:45.095 --> 00:57:47.721 Baby, this is life or death. I need you to get out of the shower this second. 00:57:47.806 --> 00:57:48.931 Okay? Let's go. Okay. 00:57:56.606 --> 00:57:59.400 I don't understand. What happened to your face? Why are you bleeding? 00:57:59.483 --> 00:58:01.401 Baby, will you please just get dressed and pack, okay? 00:58:01.527 --> 00:58:03.695 Yes. The people I testified against are in the lobby. 00:58:03.779 --> 00:58:05.071 We got to get out of here right now. 00:58:05.155 --> 00:58:06.197 Should I call the police? 00:58:06.281 --> 00:58:07.323 There's no time for that. 00:58:07.491 --> 00:58:09.325 Why are you bleeding? Did they hit you? 00:58:09.410 --> 00:58:10.702 Baby, just faster, okay? 00:58:10.786 --> 00:58:12.537 I'm going as fast as I can! 00:58:12.621 --> 00:58:15.164 They are right out there. Okay, go baby! Go, go, go! 00:58:15.249 --> 00:58:16.416 Okay, I'm going! I'm going! 00:58:21.755 --> 00:58:22.964 ALEX: Okay. 00:58:23.424 --> 00:58:25.341 I'll grab Yul. You got the girl? 00:58:25.426 --> 00:58:26.426 Yeah, I've got her. 00:58:26.509 --> 00:58:28.468 You want me to take the gun since you're focused on the door? 00:58:29.011 --> 00:58:30.220 I think I can manage both. 00:58:30.304 --> 00:58:31.304 Okay. All right. 00:58:36.769 --> 00:58:38.228 All right. We're gonna go on three. 00:58:38.938 --> 00:58:39.980 One. 00:58:40.064 --> 00:58:41.106 You all right? 00:58:41.190 --> 00:58:42.274 Yep. Here we go. 00:58:42.358 --> 00:58:44.067 One. Two. 00:58:44.485 --> 00:58:45.819 Three. 00:58:45.903 --> 00:58:47.320 Where the fuck is Yul? 00:58:47.405 --> 00:58:49.740 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 00:58:49.824 --> 00:58:51.450 Hey! What are you looking at, bro? 00:58:51.534 --> 00:58:53.118 NEVE: Is Yul here? Fuck! 00:58:53.494 --> 00:58:56.413 Come on! They're seniors. It's the wrong room. Come on. Go! 00:58:56.496 --> 00:58:58.914 Fucking embarrassing, man! I know. 00:58:58.999 --> 00:59:00.291 That shit was disgusting! 00:59:04.212 --> 00:59:05.921 You got everything you need? Yes. 00:59:06.006 --> 00:59:07.506 We're good. We're good, we're good, we're good. 00:59:08.759 --> 00:59:09.925 Damn it! 00:59:10.177 --> 00:59:12.386 Can you grab that? Yeah, honey... 00:59:13.889 --> 00:59:15.973 Okay. Your purse. 00:59:16.057 --> 00:59:17.892 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 00:59:22.563 --> 00:59:23.813 What is that? 00:59:23.898 --> 00:59:25.482 (CAR BEEPING) It's a remote keyless entry. 00:59:25.566 --> 00:59:26.691 For which car? 00:59:26.776 --> 00:59:28.067 It's kind of a universal one. 00:59:28.986 --> 00:59:29.986 Where did you get that? 00:59:30.070 --> 00:59:33.114 I just made it. Mama, will you just throw your stuff in the car? 00:59:33.199 --> 00:59:34.949 Let's go. Go, go, go, go, go. Faster! 00:59:36.035 --> 00:59:38.787 Wait a second. I'm not just going to get into someone else's car. 00:59:38.871 --> 00:59:40.205 Sweetie, it's not the time! 00:59:43.209 --> 00:59:44.334 (ENGINE STARTS) Hey! 00:59:51.216 --> 00:59:52.508 Hurry up! Let's go! 01:00:01.392 --> 01:00:02.392 (ENGINE STARTS) 01:00:14.531 --> 01:00:16.114 Did you just steal this car? 01:00:16.407 --> 01:00:19.409 Yes, I did. But only because I absolutely had to. 01:00:20.161 --> 01:00:21.328 How did you steal it? 01:00:21.412 --> 01:00:23.622 If you lose your keyless entry and go to the dealership 01:00:23.706 --> 01:00:25.833 they use the VIN number to get a new code in their program. 01:00:25.917 --> 01:00:27.668 And I got a new code and I programmed this one. 01:00:27.752 --> 01:00:29.294 But how? How did you get the code? 01:00:32.048 --> 01:00:33.757 I have passwords for the different dealerships. 01:00:34.425 --> 01:00:35.926 Why do you have those passwords? 01:00:36.469 --> 01:00:37.511 Charlie? 01:00:37.595 --> 01:00:39.179 Look. If we have this conversation 01:00:39.264 --> 01:00:40.472 and I'm completely honest with you, 01:00:40.557 --> 01:00:42.182 I'm afraid you're not gonna want to be with me anymore. 01:00:42.267 --> 01:00:45.060 Okay, well, if we don't have this conversation, I can't be with you. 01:00:45.562 --> 01:00:47.271 I can't be with someone that I don't trust. 01:00:47.354 --> 01:00:48.938 So you're just going to have to risk it. 01:00:49.648 --> 01:00:50.940 (SNORTING) 01:00:51.608 --> 01:00:52.817 (YAWNING) 01:00:54.194 --> 01:00:55.278 (ENGINE STARTING) 01:00:58.073 --> 01:00:59.615 Asshole! 01:01:00.409 --> 01:01:02.869 CHARLES: You know I witnessed a bank robbery that went really wrong. 01:01:02.953 --> 01:01:03.995 ANNIE: Yeah. 01:01:04.079 --> 01:01:06.539 What I left out is that I was kind of involved. 01:01:06.623 --> 01:01:09.542 Not in the violence part, but in the getaway driving part. 01:01:09.626 --> 01:01:10.835 I'm sorry I didn't say that to you, 01:01:10.919 --> 01:01:12.128 but when I got into witness protection 01:01:12.212 --> 01:01:13.379 I looked at it as a new beginning. 01:01:13.463 --> 01:01:14.922 And I knew I wasn't going to be that guy anymore... 01:01:15.007 --> 01:01:16.674 You're a bank robber? 01:01:17.300 --> 01:01:18.341 Charlie? 01:01:18.426 --> 01:01:21.344 No. I didn't actually rob any of the banks. 01:01:21.429 --> 01:01:22.888 Alex and Allen did the robbing 01:01:22.972 --> 01:01:25.599 and I did the driving them to and from the bank robbing. 01:01:25.808 --> 01:01:28.268 Banks? Plural? 01:01:28.352 --> 01:01:29.769 How many times did you do that, Charlie? 01:01:29.937 --> 01:01:31.563 I don't know. A few. 01:01:31.647 --> 01:01:32.856 You don't know? 01:01:32.940 --> 01:01:34.065 Maybe 12 or 13. 01:01:34.150 --> 01:01:35.609 "Maybe"? Maybe a dozen? 01:01:35.693 --> 01:01:37.235 Maybe a baker's dozen? You're not sure? 01:01:37.320 --> 01:01:38.570 No. It was 13. 01:01:38.654 --> 01:01:39.696 You're sure that is was 13? 01:01:39.780 --> 01:01:42.532 Yes, it was absolutely 13. This is why I didn't tell you about this. 01:01:42.617 --> 01:01:44.242 Because I knew you were going to react this way. 01:01:44.326 --> 01:01:46.994 Who wouldn't react this way, Charlie? A sociopath? 01:01:47.287 --> 01:01:49.622 Look, I have a terrible past. I'm sorry about that. 01:01:49.706 --> 01:01:51.540 But it has nothing to do with us. 01:01:51.625 --> 01:01:53.751 How'd you do it? How'd you get off, Charlie? 01:01:53.835 --> 01:01:56.253 You testified against your friends to save your own ass? 01:01:56.338 --> 01:01:58.255 They were gonna charge Neve with accessory to murder 01:01:58.340 --> 01:01:59.840 because she cased the job. 01:01:59.925 --> 01:02:03.385 So either I turned on Alex and Allen, who did the shooting, 01:02:03.470 --> 01:02:05.387 or Neve went to prison for the rest of her life. 01:02:05.472 --> 01:02:06.639 Who is Neve? 01:02:07.015 --> 01:02:08.891 The black girl in the station wagon. 01:02:08.975 --> 01:02:10.643 Why aren't they in prison, Charlie? 01:02:10.727 --> 01:02:13.520 They implied I wasn't a credible witness because I was... 01:02:14.188 --> 01:02:16.397 You know, engaged to Neve. 01:02:16.899 --> 01:02:22.070 You were engaged to a woman who plans bank robberies? 01:02:22.655 --> 01:02:24.197 Who are you? 01:02:24.365 --> 01:02:25.865 Listen. Sweetie. Please? 01:02:26.033 --> 01:02:27.033 Don't. 01:02:29.954 --> 01:02:31.913 Pull the car over. I think I'm going to throw up. 01:02:32.081 --> 01:02:34.874 I can't pull over right now, or Alex is gonna shoot both of us. 01:02:34.959 --> 01:02:38.336 Then fucking lose them, Charlie! So you can let me out! 01:02:51.265 --> 01:02:53.350 Hey, buddy! It's me from last night! 01:02:53.434 --> 01:02:55.769 Yeah! The minivan! I could really use your help 01:02:55.853 --> 01:02:57.104 I'm at some abandoned airfield. 01:02:58.064 --> 01:02:59.231 (VOMITING) 01:03:16.874 --> 01:03:18.750 (GUNFIRE) (SHRIEKS) 01:03:20.169 --> 01:03:21.294 (SCREAMING) 01:04:21.937 --> 01:04:23.605 ALLEN: I cannot believe this is a fucking station wagon! 01:04:23.689 --> 01:04:24.898 This shit is so fast! 01:04:33.616 --> 01:04:34.783 We might not make this! 01:04:38.787 --> 01:04:39.953 ANNIE: Watch out for Gil! 01:04:46.669 --> 01:04:47.961 (SCREAMING) 01:04:50.048 --> 01:04:51.131 (HORN BLARING) 01:04:54.844 --> 01:04:56.512 Fucking shit! Ah! 01:04:57.013 --> 01:04:58.013 Fuck! 01:04:58.973 --> 01:05:00.474 Fuck! (PHONE RINGING) 01:05:03.018 --> 01:05:04.852 DEBBY: Ah, damn it! Pick up already. 01:05:06.021 --> 01:05:07.188 ANNIE: Debby. It's not a good time. 01:05:07.272 --> 01:05:08.439 Oh! Am I fucking up your massage? 01:05:08.524 --> 01:05:09.816 'Cause you're fucking up mine! 01:05:09.900 --> 01:05:11.109 What is it? 01:05:11.193 --> 01:05:13.236 I got a call from UC. Sandy's got some emergency tomorrow. 01:05:13.320 --> 01:05:14.862 So you have to be there by 4:00 p.m. today. 01:05:15.489 --> 01:05:17.115 That might be impossible. 01:05:17.199 --> 01:05:19.951 Are you kidding me? I could leave Milton now and be there by 4:00. 01:05:20.035 --> 01:05:21.619 Deb, I don't think you understand! 01:05:21.703 --> 01:05:24.038 Annie, I am in the middle of something. Just get there! 01:05:25.374 --> 01:05:26.541 (GROANS) 01:05:26.875 --> 01:05:27.875 Don't be a pussy. 01:05:30.170 --> 01:05:32.588 ANNIE: Please pull over and find a place to let me out. 01:05:32.672 --> 01:05:35.632 Annie? I want to talk about this. Okay? 01:05:35.716 --> 01:05:38.677 Just let me drive you to L.A. and we can talk it out on the way. 01:05:38.761 --> 01:05:41.513 You are engaged! You're a criminal! 01:05:42.557 --> 01:05:44.850 If you don't pull over, I'm jumping out. And I'm not kidding! 01:05:44.934 --> 01:05:46.268 Okay, okay, okay, okay! 01:05:56.572 --> 01:05:58.364 Hold on a second, okay? 01:05:59.198 --> 01:06:01.575 Annie! Hey! Where are you going? 01:06:02.743 --> 01:06:05.704 You're going to walk aimlessly through an orange grove? 01:06:05.788 --> 01:06:07.038 I did not lie to you! 01:06:07.123 --> 01:06:09.124 Omitting is lying, Charlie! 01:06:09.792 --> 01:06:12.794 What if I had sex with a co-worker and I didn't tell you that? 01:06:12.879 --> 01:06:14.754 You wouldn't think that was a lie? 01:06:15.047 --> 01:06:16.506 No! That would be a lie! 01:06:16.591 --> 01:06:18.008 Because we're in a relationship 01:06:18.092 --> 01:06:20.427 and we owe each other those kind of details. 01:06:21.762 --> 01:06:26.016 Look, whatever you're mad about happened before we ever met, okay? 01:06:26.100 --> 01:06:29.019 Look! I have not violated your trust once since we met. 01:06:29.102 --> 01:06:32.021 Except for completely lying about who you are. 01:06:32.105 --> 01:06:35.232 Look, you may have had three-ways with dudes or smoked cocaine! 01:06:35.317 --> 01:06:36.400 I don't know! 01:06:36.484 --> 01:06:38.694 But if you had, just because you didn't disclose that to me, 01:06:38.778 --> 01:06:40.654 doesn't mean you're a liar! 01:06:40.739 --> 01:06:42.990 I don't care what you did before we met. 01:06:43.074 --> 01:06:44.867 All I care about is who you are now! 01:06:44.951 --> 01:06:47.161 Really? So if I was a pedophile, 01:06:47.621 --> 01:06:50.539 if I had raped children, you wouldn't care about that? 01:06:50.624 --> 01:06:52.958 If I had been a member of the Ku Klux Klan? No biggie? 01:06:53.043 --> 01:06:54.293 That wouldn't bother you? 01:06:54.377 --> 01:06:58.797 You wouldn't feel like a complete idiot for having fallen in love with me? 01:06:59.089 --> 01:07:00.089 (PANTING) 01:07:01.800 --> 01:07:03.134 Buddy, I... 01:07:04.470 --> 01:07:06.512 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 01:07:06.597 --> 01:07:09.182 I was ashamed. And I was embarrassed. 01:07:10.309 --> 01:07:12.894 And I thought we would just live in Milton for the rest of our lives 01:07:12.978 --> 01:07:14.187 and be happy and have babies. 01:07:14.271 --> 01:07:16.314 And I would be Charlie. And that would be that. 01:07:18.150 --> 01:07:20.151 What if I did tell you? Be honest. 01:07:20.486 --> 01:07:21.986 Would you have fallen in love with me? 01:07:24.031 --> 01:07:25.406 I don't know! 01:07:26.866 --> 01:07:28.367 And I'm never gonna know, 01:07:28.451 --> 01:07:30.661 because you took that decision away from me. 01:07:32.747 --> 01:07:35.249 But yes, Charlie! I find it very difficult to believe 01:07:35.333 --> 01:07:37.251 that someone who justified robbing 13 banks 01:07:37.335 --> 01:07:39.127 would ever not be that type of person. 01:07:39.629 --> 01:07:42.214 It's not exactly the high profile background you look for 01:07:42.298 --> 01:07:44.591 when you're choosing someone to have a baby with. 01:07:45.677 --> 01:07:48.512 You know, if I was an ex-drug addict or an ex-alcoholic, 01:07:48.596 --> 01:07:50.973 I guarantee you would be able to look past that. 01:07:51.057 --> 01:07:52.099 That's not the point. 01:07:52.183 --> 01:07:53.976 The bottom line is in any relationship 01:07:54.059 --> 01:07:56.227 you can either wallow in the person's past, 01:07:56.311 --> 01:07:58.396 or you can look at the person that's right in front of you 01:07:58.480 --> 01:08:01.107 and choose to move forward. But you can't do both. 01:08:04.861 --> 01:08:06.195 I agree. 01:08:06.530 --> 01:08:08.364 Then move forward with me. 01:08:10.701 --> 01:08:15.621 But the person in front of me lied to me. 01:08:17.040 --> 01:08:19.625 Whether you want to call it that or not, Charlie. 01:08:26.090 --> 01:08:27.716 I need to get to L.A. 01:08:28.634 --> 01:08:30.552 And I'm gonna do that without you. 01:08:33.931 --> 01:08:35.015 How? 01:08:36.726 --> 01:08:38.059 (SIGHS) 01:09:05.588 --> 01:09:07.714 Hey. 01:09:09.842 --> 01:09:10.967 Are you okay? 01:09:11.052 --> 01:09:13.094 Yeah. I'm fine. Can you, um... 01:09:13.471 --> 01:09:15.638 Can you drive me the rest of the way to L.A., please? 01:09:15.723 --> 01:09:16.848 Of course. 01:09:16.932 --> 01:09:19.726 Or would you rather go back to our house and digest all this? 01:09:19.893 --> 01:09:22.603 No, Gil. I just want to get to L.A. 01:09:23.229 --> 01:09:24.688 I can do that. 01:09:24.773 --> 01:09:27.232 Why don't you hop in and I'll gather all your belongings? 01:09:27.359 --> 01:09:28.525 Okay. 01:09:31.780 --> 01:09:35.324 Hey, asshole. Do not even think about tailing us. I'm serious. 01:09:35.408 --> 01:09:37.201 Or what? You're gonna stab me with that knife? 01:09:37.285 --> 01:09:38.660 I could, if you charged me. 01:09:38.745 --> 01:09:40.412 Yeah? Okay. I'm terrified. 01:09:40.497 --> 01:09:42.414 Yeah, well, you're the aggressor. 01:09:42.499 --> 01:09:45.417 Listen. I still think you're a fucking turd. 01:09:45.834 --> 01:09:47.585 But I'm sorry that I clocked you 01:09:47.669 --> 01:09:50.171 and I appreciate you taking Annie to L.A. 01:09:50.756 --> 01:09:52.131 You're welcome. 01:09:52.591 --> 01:09:55.051 Oh, and we know who got the best of who in that scuffle. 01:09:55.469 --> 01:09:57.136 So, if you forgot, 01:09:58.138 --> 01:09:59.764 just ask your previous shirt. 01:10:00.391 --> 01:10:01.641 I will. 01:10:08.982 --> 01:10:10.608 GIL: You got your seatbelt on? 01:10:14.029 --> 01:10:15.279 TERRY: He's not answering. 01:10:15.780 --> 01:10:17.531 Oh, my God! Uh, Pounce him! 01:10:17.615 --> 01:10:18.698 What do you mean "Pounce him"? 01:10:18.783 --> 01:10:20.242 Use your app. Your Pouncer app. And Pounce him. 01:10:20.952 --> 01:10:23.328 Oh, my God! You're brilliant. Okay. 01:10:24.622 --> 01:10:26.289 I see him! He's on here! Okay, um... 01:10:26.374 --> 01:10:27.624 Go straight. 01:10:28.751 --> 01:10:30.919 He's right there. He's right there. He's right there. 01:10:31.003 --> 01:10:32.045 Bingo. 01:10:32.672 --> 01:10:34.005 Oh, my God. 01:10:45.142 --> 01:10:46.684 What the hell happened? 01:10:47.811 --> 01:10:49.145 Was he executed? 01:10:49.312 --> 01:10:50.646 I don't know. 01:10:53.400 --> 01:10:54.442 Randy? 01:10:54.526 --> 01:10:55.901 (GROANING) 01:10:56.778 --> 01:10:59.363 Oh! (GROANING) 01:11:00.031 --> 01:11:01.657 I hit my head. 01:11:03.702 --> 01:11:04.910 (GROANING) 01:11:05.454 --> 01:11:06.787 Let's go! 01:11:12.251 --> 01:11:13.626 You okay? 01:11:15.004 --> 01:11:17.213 You want to pull over and have a warm meal, or... 01:11:17.673 --> 01:11:19.215 Or would you rather process? 01:11:21.844 --> 01:11:23.052 Okay. 01:11:24.054 --> 01:11:25.180 You process. 01:11:25.724 --> 01:11:26.724 Gil? 01:11:29.561 --> 01:11:30.686 (SHRIEKING) 01:11:35.525 --> 01:11:36.525 GIL: You okay? 01:11:36.610 --> 01:11:38.027 ANNIE: Yeah. Ah! 01:11:40.446 --> 01:11:41.488 Hey! 01:11:41.572 --> 01:11:42.906 GIL: Don't even think about it! 01:11:43.365 --> 01:11:45.408 ANNIE: Let me go! (SCREAMING) 01:11:45.784 --> 01:11:46.868 Gil! 01:11:49.705 --> 01:11:51.247 Gil! What the fuck? 01:12:00.799 --> 01:12:02.425 (CELL PHONE VIBRATING) 01:12:06.013 --> 01:12:07.013 Annie? ALEX: Yul? 01:12:08.139 --> 01:12:09.306 How you doing, buddy? 01:12:09.390 --> 01:12:11.266 Where are you right now? Where's Annie? 01:12:11.351 --> 01:12:12.601 We're at the Stoneside Diner 01:12:12.685 --> 01:12:15.062 having some French fries and onion rings. Why don't you come down? 01:12:15.146 --> 01:12:16.897 Don't be a fucking asshole, Alex. 01:12:16.981 --> 01:12:18.315 She has nothing to do with us. 01:12:18.399 --> 01:12:21.818 I'd hurry up if I were you. Neve's mad-dogging the hell out of her. 01:12:42.798 --> 01:12:43.839 Wow. 01:12:44.967 --> 01:12:46.050 Wow! 01:12:46.802 --> 01:12:48.553 You look really good, Yul. 01:12:49.012 --> 01:12:50.054 Yeah. 01:12:50.138 --> 01:12:53.641 You used to look older than Alex, but now you look younger. It's crazy. 01:12:53.725 --> 01:12:55.601 He looks good. Doesn't he, babe? 01:12:56.144 --> 01:12:58.145 I don't know. Who gives a shit? 01:12:58.522 --> 01:12:59.814 Really, baby? 01:13:01.191 --> 01:13:03.818 Yeah, well, I would have asked for your permission, 01:13:03.902 --> 01:13:05.736 but you kind of fell off the map, didn't you? 01:13:05.820 --> 01:13:07.153 Well, I don't know what to tell you, man. 01:13:07.238 --> 01:13:08.280 I'm sure you fucking hate me. 01:13:08.364 --> 01:13:09.698 But I don't think I really had a choice, did I? 01:13:09.782 --> 01:13:11.950 Yeah, I do fucking hate you. You betrayed me. 01:13:12.868 --> 01:13:15.453 Okay? We were best friends and you testified against me. 01:13:19.000 --> 01:13:21.042 You know what? Fuck you. 01:13:21.377 --> 01:13:24.254 You fucking betrayed me. You fucking shot a dude, man! 01:13:24.338 --> 01:13:25.630 You put us all in this shitty mess 01:13:25.715 --> 01:13:28.216 where I got to pick between my fiancee and my best friend! 01:13:28.301 --> 01:13:30.218 That's your fucking fault! So fuck you! 01:13:30.303 --> 01:13:31.928 Oh! I'm sorry. You were inside the bank? 01:13:32.138 --> 01:13:33.805 No. I forgot about that! 01:13:33.888 --> 01:13:35.931 You were inside the bank and you saw the security guard 01:13:36.016 --> 01:13:37.391 pointing a fucking gun at Allen. 01:13:37.475 --> 01:13:38.976 Oh, no! No, you weren't! 01:13:39.060 --> 01:13:42.688 You were in the fucking car trying to change the fucking oldies station! 01:13:42.772 --> 01:13:46.650 I'm sure the $6 an hour fucking retard was gonna shoot Allen. 01:13:46.735 --> 01:13:48.110 Are you kidding me? He would have shot me! 01:13:48.194 --> 01:13:50.112 You don't fucking know! Shut the fuck up, Allen! 01:13:50.530 --> 01:13:51.530 You don't get to do that. What do you want? 01:13:51.615 --> 01:13:52.656 You don't get to do that anymore. 01:13:52.699 --> 01:13:53.907 You're not in this fucking circle. Sorry, Allen. 01:13:53.992 --> 01:13:55.200 What do you want? I want money. 01:13:55.285 --> 01:13:56.493 That's it, bro. I don't want anything else. 01:13:56.578 --> 01:13:58.203 You got it. Let's go to my dad's right now. 01:13:58.288 --> 01:13:59.496 Let her out of the car. Let's go. 01:13:59.581 --> 01:14:01.123 No. She's gonna come with. Let's go. 01:14:01.206 --> 01:14:02.498 Stay in the car. Hold on a second, dude. 01:14:02.583 --> 01:14:04.292 You're gonna fucking turn this into kidnapping? 01:14:04.376 --> 01:14:05.418 I'll give you the money. 01:14:05.502 --> 01:14:06.628 Let's go right now. Let's just go. 01:14:06.712 --> 01:14:09.297 Hey, no. I'm being serious. Alex? Please listen to me. 01:14:09.381 --> 01:14:10.465 Seriously, dude? 01:14:10.549 --> 01:14:13.635 You're gonna risk going to prison when I'm cooperating? I don't get it. 01:14:14.554 --> 01:14:15.804 'Cause you owe me, motherfucker! 01:14:15.889 --> 01:14:17.014 Do you understand? It's that simple. 01:14:17.098 --> 01:14:19.683 I want you to feel the fucking uncomfortable situation I was in. 01:14:19.768 --> 01:14:21.810 You got off! What are you talking about? 01:14:21.895 --> 01:14:22.978 I was in jail for eight months! 01:14:23.063 --> 01:14:25.397 Oh, my God? Eight months! Are you fucking crazy? 01:14:25.482 --> 01:14:27.691 I've been in Siberia for four years! 01:14:27.776 --> 01:14:29.860 The fucking arrogance of you, man! 01:14:29.943 --> 01:14:31.152 You don't understand what you're talking about. 01:14:31.236 --> 01:14:33.529 I don't understand? What? You fucking didn't like the gym equipment? 01:14:33.614 --> 01:14:34.947 There wasn't enough time for you to read? 01:14:35.032 --> 01:14:36.324 I got butt-fucked. 01:14:40.704 --> 01:14:43.998 I got fucked in the butt because of you. 01:14:46.960 --> 01:14:48.252 Yeah. 01:14:48.962 --> 01:14:52.340 That's horrible. I did not realize that happened in jail. 01:14:52.424 --> 01:14:54.008 I thought that was a prison thing. 01:14:54.218 --> 01:14:55.510 Yeah, well... 01:14:57.304 --> 01:14:59.263 I guess it's not exclusive to prisons. 01:15:06.854 --> 01:15:08.855 Well, I mean, you've never been, like, a homophobe. 01:15:08.940 --> 01:15:11.692 It seems like something you probably worked through. 01:15:11.776 --> 01:15:13.235 You're a strong dude. 01:15:13.319 --> 01:15:14.903 I don't think homophobia has anything to do with it. 01:15:14.987 --> 01:15:16.571 The guy was disgusting. 01:15:17.615 --> 01:15:19.449 If I was gay I would still want to come after you. 01:15:20.284 --> 01:15:21.785 I'm really sorry. 01:15:22.286 --> 01:15:23.787 I'm really, really sorry. 01:15:24.455 --> 01:15:25.539 Was it a black guy? 01:15:26.832 --> 01:15:28.541 No, it wasn't a black guy. 01:15:29.126 --> 01:15:30.793 That's a pretty fucking racist thing to say. 01:15:30.877 --> 01:15:31.919 Why would you assume it's a black guy? 01:15:32.003 --> 01:15:33.504 You think that's racist? Yeah. 01:15:34.131 --> 01:15:36.173 I think that's the opposite of racist. 01:15:36.258 --> 01:15:38.676 I don't think it would make a black guy gay to fuck a white dude 01:15:38.760 --> 01:15:40.344 because we're such pussies compared to them. 01:15:40.470 --> 01:15:42.304 What the fuck are you even talking about right now? 01:15:42.389 --> 01:15:44.890 I'm saying if I was a black dude I wouldn't feel the least bit gay 01:15:44.975 --> 01:15:46.058 about fucking a white guy. 01:15:46.143 --> 01:15:48.269 I would think a white guy is just like masculine chicks. 01:15:48.353 --> 01:15:50.438 Like, Ellen. She's masculine, 01:15:50.522 --> 01:15:52.398 but I would totally fuck her if I were single. 01:15:52.482 --> 01:15:54.316 I wasn't fucked by a black guy. 01:15:54.984 --> 01:15:56.067 Okay? 01:15:56.152 --> 01:15:57.485 Can we just go? Okay. 01:16:02.324 --> 01:16:03.408 Was it a Mexican guy? 01:16:03.492 --> 01:16:04.659 No. 01:16:16.255 --> 01:16:17.672 Oh, man. 01:16:19.258 --> 01:16:21.760 Was it one of those white guys? Those fucking Nazis? 01:16:21.927 --> 01:16:23.094 Because if so, man. I am so fucking sorry. 01:16:23.178 --> 01:16:24.845 No! It was not a fucking white guy, either. 01:16:25.180 --> 01:16:27.931 Charlie? It doesn't matter who violated him. Okay? 01:16:28.016 --> 01:16:29.767 It could have been any number of people. 01:16:29.851 --> 01:16:31.310 It doesn't matter their race, okay? 01:16:31.394 --> 01:16:32.936 It could have been Latino. It could have been Tongan. 01:16:33.021 --> 01:16:34.897 It could have been a Persian... It was Filipino! 01:16:35.607 --> 01:16:38.692 I was butt-fucked by a Filipino dude, okay? 01:16:38.860 --> 01:16:41.153 Does that fucking solve your dilemma 01:16:41.404 --> 01:16:43.655 of what part of the world my ass traveled to? 01:16:43.740 --> 01:16:44.782 CHARLES: Well... 01:16:45.784 --> 01:16:48.702 I mean, I don't think... That's not so bad. 01:16:48.787 --> 01:16:52.206 I mean, just like all black dudes think of us as women, 01:16:52.289 --> 01:16:56.793 I think of all Asians as women, you know? Even the men. 01:16:56.877 --> 01:17:00.129 I feel like you basically hooked up with an Asian lady. 01:17:00.256 --> 01:17:02.925 Charlie, just... No, I didn't hook up with anybody, bro. I was raped. 01:17:03.009 --> 01:17:04.009 Okay, listen, I don't... 01:17:04.093 --> 01:17:05.093 Fucking hooked up? 01:17:05.178 --> 01:17:06.220 I'm just trying to help. 01:17:06.304 --> 01:17:08.722 I feel partly responsible for this and I'm really sorry. 01:17:08.807 --> 01:17:10.641 Well that's a weird angle, bro. 01:17:19.775 --> 01:17:21.734 ANGELLA: Fucking back up, Randy! 01:17:27.950 --> 01:17:29.659 Gil, what the fuck are you doing out here? 01:17:29.743 --> 01:17:31.786 They have Annie. Alex Dmitri took her. 01:17:31.870 --> 01:17:33.538 Get in the van. Ride with him. 01:17:34.248 --> 01:17:35.540 RANDY: Let's go! 01:17:48.845 --> 01:17:49.928 RANDY: Hey... 01:17:55.768 --> 01:17:59.604 Hey, you remember my dad lives at 1805 Burns in Spicewood, right? 01:17:59.689 --> 01:18:00.689 I don't remember a place 01:18:00.773 --> 01:18:02.232 I've been to 200 times, no. 01:18:02.316 --> 01:18:04.860 1805 Spicewood in Burns, California. 01:18:04.944 --> 01:18:06.278 Write that down. Write that down. 01:18:25.630 --> 01:18:26.964 (DOORBELL CHIMES) 01:18:27.465 --> 01:18:29.967 Look at this guy. Ringing the doorbell to his own house. 01:18:32.512 --> 01:18:33.846 What's wrong? 01:18:34.848 --> 01:18:37.808 I have not talked to my dad since I got arrested, so... 01:18:38.476 --> 01:18:39.768 Yeah, but that's not your fault. 01:18:39.853 --> 01:18:41.729 He knows you can't contact your family. 01:18:42.480 --> 01:18:43.814 No. You can. 01:18:44.732 --> 01:18:47.358 Charlie, you told me that you couldn't contact your family. 01:18:47.443 --> 01:18:49.485 I did not tell you that. You might have assumed that. 01:18:49.570 --> 01:18:51.446 But I never said that. Okay, fine. Forget it. 01:18:53.240 --> 01:18:54.490 Why haven't you talked to your dad? 01:18:56.619 --> 01:18:58.161 I don't know, uh... 01:18:58.996 --> 01:19:02.665 Shame? Fucking demoralizing shame? 01:19:08.672 --> 01:19:09.964 (ALEX LAUGHING) 01:19:10.341 --> 01:19:11.925 That's been four years coming. 01:19:12.384 --> 01:19:13.968 And you deserve more than just that. 01:19:14.135 --> 01:19:15.260 I know. 01:19:15.345 --> 01:19:18.347 Yeah, I don't know what pisses me off the most, Yul. 01:19:18.431 --> 01:19:20.599 The fact that you got involved in all that shit, 01:19:20.683 --> 01:19:23.685 or that you ran off like a coward when everything blew up. 01:19:25.355 --> 01:19:26.980 I didn't raise that person. 01:19:27.941 --> 01:19:29.024 That's not my son. 01:19:31.027 --> 01:19:33.737 And you used the Lincoln. 01:19:34.364 --> 01:19:35.948 Our project car. 01:19:36.699 --> 01:19:37.866 Makes me sick! 01:19:39.035 --> 01:19:40.077 Yeah. Me too. 01:19:43.038 --> 01:19:45.164 Now, why are you all together again? 01:19:45.249 --> 01:19:46.833 Not by choice. 01:19:46.918 --> 01:19:49.336 I buried something in the pasture that Alex wants. 01:19:49.879 --> 01:19:51.296 Hey, Mr. Perrkins. How are you? Good to see you. 01:19:51.381 --> 01:19:52.381 Mr. Perrkins. 01:19:52.465 --> 01:19:53.715 Now, who's this one? 01:19:54.384 --> 01:19:59.012 This is Annie. She is my, or was, my girlfriend. 01:19:59.097 --> 01:20:01.390 Prior to all this being revealed. 01:20:01.891 --> 01:20:03.600 Hi. Nice to meet you, sir. 01:20:06.437 --> 01:20:08.230 Clint Perrkins. 01:20:10.399 --> 01:20:13.567 Good. Good. Good. This feels right. This feels right. 01:20:13.652 --> 01:20:15.027 Want to go to the pasture? 01:20:16.071 --> 01:20:17.446 Good to see you. 01:20:18.073 --> 01:20:19.865 You know I'm going to shoot you in the back of the head 01:20:19.950 --> 01:20:21.242 if you don't find this money? You know that? 01:20:21.326 --> 01:20:22.827 What are you going to do with this money, Alex? 01:20:22.911 --> 01:20:24.954 They know the serial numbers on half these bills. 01:20:25.038 --> 01:20:26.831 I don't think they're gonna be caring about serial numbers 01:20:26.915 --> 01:20:28.082 in Iraq, bro. 01:20:29.418 --> 01:20:30.668 Get the fuck out of here. 01:20:30.752 --> 01:20:32.086 You're going to buy dinar? 01:20:32.587 --> 01:20:33.838 How the fuck do you know about dinar? 01:20:33.922 --> 01:20:35.881 If you buy $100,000 worth of dinar 01:20:35.966 --> 01:20:38.092 and it goes to the value of the Kuwait dollar, you're looking at 01:20:38.175 --> 01:20:39.426 $300,000,000. $300,000,000. 01:20:39.510 --> 01:20:41.803 Heaven forbid either of you ever worked for something. 01:20:41.887 --> 01:20:44.180 Hey, Clint? Why don't you think of this gun as a microphone? 01:20:44.265 --> 01:20:46.766 When it's not in your hand you shut the fuck up. Okay? 01:20:48.686 --> 01:20:51.938 It's none of my business, but just so you know, 01:20:52.440 --> 01:20:53.773 the Charlie that... 01:20:54.442 --> 01:20:57.861 Yul, that I've known for the past year 01:20:57.945 --> 01:21:00.613 I think is the one that you were trying to raise. 01:21:01.824 --> 01:21:03.700 He's actually a pretty good boy. 01:21:04.243 --> 01:21:05.243 Yeah. 01:21:05.327 --> 01:21:06.661 Hey, give me that shovel! 01:21:07.120 --> 01:21:09.246 Boy, you look like a monkey fucking a football. 01:21:09.330 --> 01:21:10.539 Oh, I got it, Pops. Thanks. 01:21:10.623 --> 01:21:11.874 Allen. Let him do it. 01:21:12.500 --> 01:21:13.959 That is bullshit, though. 01:21:15.628 --> 01:21:16.670 Hey, uh... 01:21:18.381 --> 01:21:20.382 I'm sorry I disappeared like that. 01:21:20.467 --> 01:21:24.303 I couldn't handle letting you down on top of everything else. 01:21:24.387 --> 01:21:26.472 It was just too much for me. And it was 01:21:27.515 --> 01:21:29.516 cowardly. And I'm sorry. 01:21:31.978 --> 01:21:33.937 I'm racing Class 1 now. 01:21:34.189 --> 01:21:35.606 Get out of here. Class 1? 01:21:35.689 --> 01:21:39.317 Yep. I bought a Tatum, 700 horse. 01:21:39.485 --> 01:21:40.985 You should drive it. 01:21:41.403 --> 01:21:43.821 Motherfucker will go over or through anything. 01:21:44.656 --> 01:21:45.990 It's a... 01:22:00.297 --> 01:22:01.631 Good luck with the dinar. 01:22:02.007 --> 01:22:03.174 Oh, man. 01:22:03.257 --> 01:22:04.758 It's gonna be huge, Yul. 01:22:04.842 --> 01:22:05.842 And you could have shared on it 01:22:05.927 --> 01:22:07.928 if you weren't such a shitty motherfucking friend. 01:22:08.012 --> 01:22:09.096 All right. Let's go. 01:22:09.180 --> 01:22:10.347 Don't touch me! What, bitch? 01:22:10.431 --> 01:22:11.473 Ow! Hey, hey, hey, hey! 01:22:11.557 --> 01:22:12.808 (GUNSHOT) 01:22:14.185 --> 01:22:16.436 You want to see me act like a fucking degenerate, bitch? 01:22:16.521 --> 01:22:19.523 Get off her! Alex, man, you've got the fucking money! Just go! 01:22:19.607 --> 01:22:20.690 Annie's coming with us. 01:22:20.775 --> 01:22:22.317 When the deal is made and the cops aren't called 01:22:22.401 --> 01:22:23.610 then she can do whatever the fuck she wants. 01:22:23.694 --> 01:22:26.154 No one's calling the cops. Just please, take the money. 01:22:26.239 --> 01:22:27.739 I'm not fucking asking you a question. 01:22:28.074 --> 01:22:29.157 (GROANS) 01:22:32.495 --> 01:22:33.620 (ANNIE COUGHING) 01:22:47.885 --> 01:22:48.969 (GROANING) 01:22:49.053 --> 01:22:50.595 Go! Go, baby, get him! 01:22:50.680 --> 01:22:51.847 Hey! (GUNSHOT) 01:22:52.306 --> 01:22:55.142 Hey! 01:22:58.396 --> 01:22:59.396 (GUNSHOT) 01:22:59.896 --> 01:23:00.980 Hey! 01:23:02.149 --> 01:23:03.190 Yul! 01:23:09.239 --> 01:23:11.782 ANNIE: In here? Is this it? 01:23:13.034 --> 01:23:14.702 No, no! That's not a Tatum! 01:23:15.453 --> 01:23:16.579 What a bone grow. 01:23:16.663 --> 01:23:17.788 Come on! Let's go! 01:23:21.001 --> 01:23:22.293 ALEX: You open that door! 01:23:22.377 --> 01:23:23.419 Seatbelts! Seatbelts! 01:23:26.882 --> 01:23:27.882 Turn it on! 01:23:27.965 --> 01:23:29.132 Uh, okay. 01:23:29.216 --> 01:23:30.425 Jesus! Look at all this shit! 01:23:30.509 --> 01:23:31.634 (GUNSHOTS) (SCREAMING) 01:23:35.598 --> 01:23:37.265 Start this ridiculous vehicle! 01:23:37.349 --> 01:23:38.725 Okay! I'm trying! I'm trying! 01:23:38.809 --> 01:23:40.518 You're gonna catch a fucking stray! 01:23:41.145 --> 01:23:42.478 Power! I've got power! 01:23:49.153 --> 01:23:50.695 ALEX: Come on, motherfucker! 01:23:51.947 --> 01:23:52.989 (ENGINE GRINDING) 01:23:54.325 --> 01:23:55.533 (ENGINE ROARING) 01:23:55.618 --> 01:23:56.659 Go! 01:24:18.806 --> 01:24:20.140 What the fuck just happened? 01:24:27.022 --> 01:24:28.272 What are you doing? 01:24:28.357 --> 01:24:30.316 I can't leave my dad in that field. 01:24:46.416 --> 01:24:48.000 Looks like he's got it under control! 01:24:48.085 --> 01:24:49.168 Yeah. 01:25:20.534 --> 01:25:21.784 Come on, motherfucker! 01:25:44.682 --> 01:25:45.765 RANDY: Give me your gun! 01:25:52.522 --> 01:25:54.148 (NEVE SCREAMING) 01:26:02.365 --> 01:26:04.825 Get out of the car! Lady! Grab some dirt! 01:26:05.285 --> 01:26:06.493 Get your fucking hands up! 01:26:07.579 --> 01:26:10.039 I got him! I shot him! He's shot! 01:26:10.123 --> 01:26:12.499 He's shot. He's shot! He's shot, look! 01:26:16.963 --> 01:26:19.214 I don't think they're following us anymore! 01:26:19.757 --> 01:26:21.883 I can't see a goddamn thing. Are you sure? 01:26:21.967 --> 01:26:23.009 Yes. 01:26:34.855 --> 01:26:36.189 Okay, you know what? It's 2:30. 01:26:36.273 --> 01:26:38.191 So I think we're just gonna have to chance it. 01:26:38.275 --> 01:26:39.400 What do you mean? 01:26:39.485 --> 01:26:42.028 Well, I mean, we've got to get on the freeway to get to UC from here. 01:26:42.112 --> 01:26:43.863 And this thing isn't exactly highway legal. 01:26:43.947 --> 01:26:45.615 So I think we should... 01:26:45.699 --> 01:26:47.533 I can call a cab. 01:26:47.992 --> 01:26:50.077 But you don't have time to call a cab. 01:26:50.244 --> 01:26:53.538 Then I'll be late. Or I won't make it. 01:26:53.623 --> 01:26:55.207 But I don't want you getting arrested over this. 01:26:55.291 --> 01:26:57.667 I don't care if I get arrested, okay? 01:26:58.419 --> 01:27:01.004 I promised you that I was gonna get you to this interview, 01:27:01.547 --> 01:27:03.006 and I'm gonna do that. 01:27:03.800 --> 01:27:05.342 I don't have a job. 01:27:05.676 --> 01:27:07.135 I don't have any friends. 01:27:07.428 --> 01:27:09.179 You don't love me anymore. 01:27:09.472 --> 01:27:12.307 So my word is really all I've got going for me. 01:27:20.273 --> 01:27:22.316 I don't not love you. 01:27:26.405 --> 01:27:29.573 I'm just terrified that I don't know you. 01:27:30.325 --> 01:27:33.285 I mean, between your fake name and those were your friends? 01:27:33.370 --> 01:27:34.662 Annie, Annie, Annie, Annie. 01:27:37.582 --> 01:27:39.041 You know me. 01:27:41.128 --> 01:27:42.378 You do. 01:27:42.504 --> 01:27:44.255 You know me more than anyone. 01:27:45.131 --> 01:27:47.132 And I'm gonna be the exact same person 01:27:47.216 --> 01:27:50.343 you met and fell in love with for the rest of my life. 01:27:57.977 --> 01:27:59.894 Do you think you can be the exact same person 01:27:59.979 --> 01:28:02.939 except not say "fag" when you really mean "lame"? 01:28:05.151 --> 01:28:06.484 Yes. 01:28:09.865 --> 01:28:11.824 And not buy into get-rich-quick schemes 01:28:11.907 --> 01:28:13.324 that profit from war-torn countries? 01:28:13.409 --> 01:28:14.742 Okay. 01:28:16.245 --> 01:28:18.496 I'll even throw in stereotyping. 01:28:22.418 --> 01:28:23.418 Okay. 01:28:27.339 --> 01:28:28.381 Let's go. 01:29:09.129 --> 01:29:12.965 KEITH: I'm gonna go ahead and call horseshit on the 60 yards, Anderson. 01:29:13.050 --> 01:29:14.675 RANDY: Horseshit, my ass. KEITH: Yeah, horseshit. 01:29:14.760 --> 01:29:17.887 TERRY: That shot was in excess of 60 yards, sir. Okay. 01:29:18.138 --> 01:29:19.847 And you thought you could use Big Red's revolver 01:29:19.932 --> 01:29:22.058 instead of your own Sig? This whole thing stinks. 01:29:22.142 --> 01:29:24.185 I was out of ammunition from a previous exchange. 01:29:24.269 --> 01:29:25.311 Yeah, okay. 01:29:25.395 --> 01:29:27.104 I noticed that you modified your vehicle too. 01:29:27.189 --> 01:29:28.523 It's not really an overhaul. 01:29:28.607 --> 01:29:31.317 A little bit more of an underhaul, wasn't it? Did you see that? Good God. 01:29:31.443 --> 01:29:34.403 RANDY: It was an extreme pursuit where I was temporarily airborne. 01:29:34.613 --> 01:29:37.156 KEITH: You want to lay down? Take a quick sit? 01:29:37.240 --> 01:29:38.907 You've clearly got professional health problems. 01:29:38.991 --> 01:29:40.951 My chest hurts just looking at you. 01:29:41.035 --> 01:29:42.869 You've got total disregard for equipment. 01:29:43.120 --> 01:29:44.955 But somehow... Somehow 01:29:45.039 --> 01:29:48.416 you managed to take down Dmitri without any help. 01:29:48.501 --> 01:29:51.545 And that, my friend, that's impressive. Is it not? 01:29:51.629 --> 01:29:52.712 Very. 01:29:52.797 --> 01:29:55.507 Well, I did receive some vital backup from Officer Rathbinn. 01:29:55.883 --> 01:29:56.925 Thank you. 01:29:57.009 --> 01:29:58.134 That's you, ginge? 01:29:58.219 --> 01:29:59.261 Yeah. Good God. 01:29:59.720 --> 01:30:00.762 I'm Terry. 01:30:01.013 --> 01:30:03.348 Hey. Pat Rickman. Great job. Thank you. 01:30:03.474 --> 01:30:05.350 KEITH: You know, you're probably gonna get out of witness protection 01:30:05.433 --> 01:30:07.768 for this, big guy? Huh? Maybe even air marshal. 01:30:07.852 --> 01:30:09.395 You like that? You like the sound of that? 01:30:09.479 --> 01:30:11.730 Riding up front, first class, gun at the ready? 01:30:11.815 --> 01:30:13.232 From your mouth to Grant's ears. 01:30:13.316 --> 01:30:14.441 I'm gonna whisper it right in there. 01:30:14.526 --> 01:30:15.734 I'm gonna see him this afternoon. 01:30:15.819 --> 01:30:16.860 I'll make sure he knows everything. 01:30:16.945 --> 01:30:18.153 Yeah, we are. 01:30:18.405 --> 01:30:20.197 Hey. We'll even throw your name in there. 01:30:20.282 --> 01:30:21.323 Really? 01:30:21.408 --> 01:30:22.741 Are you interested in being a U.S. marshal? 01:30:22.826 --> 01:30:24.076 100 %. I'm in. 01:30:24.160 --> 01:30:25.244 Well, good. 01:30:28.748 --> 01:30:30.708 Are you going to borrow a condom or can we go? 01:30:30.792 --> 01:30:31.959 We can go. Okay. 01:30:32.043 --> 01:30:33.085 Nice going. 01:30:33.168 --> 01:30:35.086 Mike's gonna be back give you guys a ride a little bit later. 01:30:35.170 --> 01:30:37.255 I'm proud of you! Well done! 01:31:06.035 --> 01:31:07.869 STUDENT: Way to go green, asshole. 01:31:08.203 --> 01:31:09.871 It's bio-diesel, friend. 01:31:10.539 --> 01:31:12.373 Okay. You set? 01:31:12.750 --> 01:31:14.459 That was pretty amazing. Right? 01:31:14.793 --> 01:31:16.002 Will you acknowledge how cool that was? 01:31:16.086 --> 01:31:17.086 Yeah. It was cool. 01:31:17.212 --> 01:31:18.630 Are you all right? Are you ready? No. 01:31:18.714 --> 01:31:20.590 I'm not. I don't have my teaching certificate. 01:31:20.674 --> 01:31:21.716 Okay. I don't have my resume. 01:31:21.800 --> 01:31:25.136 I am covered in mud. I look like a transient. 01:31:25.679 --> 01:31:28.139 Put your head back. Close your eyes. 01:31:28.223 --> 01:31:29.223 Okay? 01:31:29.308 --> 01:31:30.933 Take a few deep breaths. 01:31:34.729 --> 01:31:37.481 This is the only moment you need to worry about. 01:31:39.150 --> 01:31:41.735 You're not late for anything. We made it. 01:31:41.819 --> 01:31:43.570 You're not missing anything. 01:31:43.655 --> 01:31:45.822 You're exactly where you are supposed to be. 01:31:46.282 --> 01:31:48.742 And you're exactly who you are supposed to be. 01:31:48.826 --> 01:31:51.203 And you are absolutely perfect. 01:31:52.455 --> 01:31:53.872 And if you're up for it 01:31:54.332 --> 01:31:57.542 I will spend every moment with you for the rest of your life. 01:32:00.629 --> 01:32:01.921 I'm up for it. 01:32:08.470 --> 01:32:09.845 Oh, buddy. 01:32:11.682 --> 01:32:13.516 Okay, buddy. I've got to go now because 01:32:13.600 --> 01:32:15.559 there's a job in there that they want to give me. 01:32:15.894 --> 01:32:17.186 Go get it. 01:32:26.029 --> 01:32:27.029 Good luck. 01:32:27.113 --> 01:32:28.113 How do I look? 01:32:28.197 --> 01:32:29.364 Amazing. 01:32:32.159 --> 01:32:34.744 (WHISTLING) You look great. Nice buns! 01:32:34.829 --> 01:32:35.954 Shut up. 01:32:40.209 --> 01:32:41.710 RANDY: Deep breath. 01:32:41.794 --> 01:32:44.796 No matter what happens today you are an amazing person. 01:32:45.381 --> 01:32:49.217 The test does not have the power to define you or validate you. 01:32:49.301 --> 01:32:51.428 What the fuck? Why do you still have your Pouncer app? 01:32:51.512 --> 01:32:53.221 Why are you going through my fucking phone? 01:32:53.305 --> 01:32:54.389 I'm not! 01:32:54.473 --> 01:32:57.267 You are! You're snooping because you have major trust issues. 01:32:57.350 --> 01:32:58.559 Yes, I've got a lot of issues. 01:32:58.643 --> 01:33:00.853 Okay? No shit. And this doesn't help. 01:33:01.479 --> 01:33:04.064 I just didn't erase it, okay? Not a big deal. 01:33:05.024 --> 01:33:07.025 You promise? Yes, I promise. 01:33:07.902 --> 01:33:10.195 Okay, you're going to be great today. 01:33:10.280 --> 01:33:12.823 You're going to be a great marshal. I know. Let's go. 01:33:42.896 --> 01:33:44.188 (COUGHING) 01:33:44.606 --> 01:33:46.231 No, thank you! Um... 01:33:46.524 --> 01:33:47.608 I'm with somebody! 01:33:47.692 --> 01:33:48.650 ANNIE: Excuse me? 01:33:48.735 --> 01:33:49.777 On the phone! 01:33:49.861 --> 01:33:50.861 What? 01:33:50.945 --> 01:33:54.823 Come back later, please! Office hours don't start until next week! 01:33:54.907 --> 01:33:56.699 I'm sorry. I can't hear you through the door! 01:33:56.950 --> 01:33:59.035 Having trouble hearing you. Hi! I'm Annie Bean. 01:34:00.370 --> 01:34:01.537 Sandy Osterman. 01:34:02.706 --> 01:34:04.207 Please? Come in. 01:34:06.543 --> 01:34:11.380 (COUGHING) 01:34:12.591 --> 01:34:13.716 I'm sorry. 01:34:13.967 --> 01:34:15.802 I have a medical condition. 01:34:17.554 --> 01:34:19.680 Are you okay? 01:34:19.764 --> 01:34:21.723 Did you sleep in an outhouse before you came here? 01:34:21.808 --> 01:34:25.727 No, (STUTTERS) I apologize. I know I look unprofessional, 01:34:25.812 --> 01:34:27.145 and I shouldn't have been covered in dirt. 01:34:27.230 --> 01:34:28.772 I'm sorry. It's my fault. 01:34:28.856 --> 01:34:32.150 I was deflecting because I was embarrassed about the smoke... 01:34:32.235 --> 01:34:33.318 I... 01:34:33.402 --> 01:34:37.447 My vaporizer was broke. It's not important. Please, just come over and sit down. 01:34:37.532 --> 01:34:40.283 My sister Debby told me how wonderful you were. 01:34:40.368 --> 01:34:41.618 Wait. You're Debby's brother? 01:34:41.702 --> 01:34:42.869 Yeah. 01:34:42.954 --> 01:34:46.706 That's funny. She kept referring to you as she and her. 01:34:46.791 --> 01:34:48.583 She has thought that was funny since we were nine. 01:34:50.001 --> 01:34:52.211 That would make me feel really marginalized. 01:34:52.587 --> 01:34:54.255 That's exactly how it felt. 01:34:55.715 --> 01:34:56.966 I like you. 01:34:57.843 --> 01:34:59.093 I think you should work here. 01:34:59.594 --> 01:35:01.804 (SHRIEKS) I would love to! Yes! 01:35:02.097 --> 01:35:03.597 I mean, definitely.