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WEBVTT - https://subtitletools.com 00:00:53.760 --> 00:00:57.037 Bas, grandpa would like to talk to you in private. 00:01:34.320 --> 00:01:37.233 Grandpa would like to talk to you in private. 00:02:18.000 --> 00:02:19.399 It's for you. 00:02:23.920 --> 00:02:26.639 Your grandpa had sex with all of them. 00:02:35.200 --> 00:02:36.952 It's all over in a second. 00:02:38.320 --> 00:02:43.156 You have to poke the cue stick when it's straight. 00:02:47.120 --> 00:02:51.000 You have to pour the milk when it's fresh. 00:02:53.240 --> 00:02:56.198 Just have as much as possible... 00:03:12.120 --> 00:03:15.112 AirbnBitch. Think about it, man. 00:03:15.280 --> 00:03:17.556 Whose naked video would you like to see? 00:03:17.720 --> 00:03:20.872 Not some anonymous porno star, but from the girl next door. 00:03:21.040 --> 00:03:24.396 The most beautiful girl in the class. - Why would they let you film them? 00:03:24.560 --> 00:03:28.030 Economics, supply and demand. - Didn't you fail Economics? 00:03:28.200 --> 00:03:30.430 Fuck that shit. This is real Economics. 00:03:32.600 --> 00:03:35.353 You jerk off on Desi from four B, right? Sometimes. 00:03:35.520 --> 00:03:39.275 How much would you pay for her porno film? At least a hundred. 00:03:39.440 --> 00:03:42.637 Trust me, you're not the only one who wants to see her naked. 00:03:42.800 --> 00:03:44.393 Every dude in her class wants that. 00:03:44.560 --> 00:03:49.794 And a hundred other guys in school, ten teachers, her uncles, neighbours... 00:03:49.960 --> 00:03:53.078 Easy 250 men. So, 250 times 100... 00:03:53.240 --> 00:03:57.837 That's 25.000. - In the pocket. 00:03:58.000 --> 00:04:00.276 Why do you always talk about porn? 00:04:00.440 --> 00:04:02.909 Not all chicks are by definition whores. 00:04:06.560 --> 00:04:08.756 Brother, what's going on, man? 00:04:08.920 --> 00:04:10.240 Are you ill? 00:04:11.640 --> 00:04:13.631 My grandpa just died. 00:04:16.320 --> 00:04:18.391 Hey, come on, man. 00:04:21.120 --> 00:04:23.111 Don't keep it all inside. 00:04:23.280 --> 00:04:24.918 If there's something wrong... 00:04:28.960 --> 00:04:31.793 It's our holiday. - Fucking hell, yeah. 00:04:31.960 --> 00:04:35.635 Technically it starts on Monday, but... 00:04:43.760 --> 00:04:45.956 She's the blonde one, right? Lisa? 00:04:46.560 --> 00:04:48.631 Good afternoon, you're here for the liposuction? 00:04:48.800 --> 00:04:51.189 Open the fucking door, lazy guinea pig. 00:04:52.600 --> 00:04:55.911 But so the new guy is totally hitting that? 00:04:56.080 --> 00:04:57.036 Yes. 00:04:59.200 --> 00:05:02.511 When she was with you, she said she wasn't that kind of girl, right? 00:05:05.320 --> 00:05:08.073 Doesn't it look like the dad has a boner? 00:05:09.640 --> 00:05:12.280 If I had a wife like that, I'd also have a boner all day. 00:05:21.880 --> 00:05:25.396 Hey, Clan Master Six. - Dudes, I'm in the middle of a battle. 00:05:25.560 --> 00:05:26.789 I'll be right with you. 00:05:28.840 --> 00:05:30.353 By the way, where's Manon? 00:05:30.520 --> 00:05:33.911 I would like to pop her cherry tonight. - Dude, she's 13. 00:05:34.080 --> 00:05:36.390 She's 15 and she's already taken. 00:05:36.560 --> 00:05:40.155 You promised her to me. - She's dating a dude in his twenties. 00:05:40.320 --> 00:05:43.551 Why do girls always date older guys? - They have more money. 00:05:43.720 --> 00:05:46.280 Women are genetically drawn to older guys. 00:05:46.440 --> 00:05:49.239 You can't win. - But Joél always dates older chicks. 00:05:49.400 --> 00:05:51.596 He has a really big dick. - How do you know? 00:05:51.760 --> 00:05:54.718 I saw him skull fuck your mother, dipshit. 00:05:54.880 --> 00:05:58.350 A big dick, genetics. I rest my case. 00:05:58.520 --> 00:06:02.275 But we're also genetically designed to gel as many chicks as possible. 00:06:04.880 --> 00:06:08.157 Genetics. This pizza is genetics, dude. 00:06:17.160 --> 00:06:20.437 Are we still going to the Sea Horse? - Forget it, it's empty tonight. 00:06:21.480 --> 00:06:23.198 Not everything is deserted, right? 00:06:28.680 --> 00:06:32.150 Your mother just called. If she could suck my balls. 00:06:35.320 --> 00:06:36.913 Take a shot, bitch. 00:06:38.040 --> 00:06:41.271 Dudes, are we gonna do something else besides gaming all week? 00:06:42.960 --> 00:06:44.712 Can't we come up with something better? 00:06:57.200 --> 00:06:59.350 Dude. - What? 00:06:59.520 --> 00:07:02.672 You're touching your dick. - But I'm not moving my hand. 00:07:02.840 --> 00:07:04.114 That's allowed. 00:07:08.200 --> 00:07:10.191 If you don't move your hand, it's allowed. 00:07:23.360 --> 00:07:25.237 Dude. - What? 00:07:25.400 --> 00:07:28.791 You're moving. - I just adjusted my hand. 00:07:28.960 --> 00:07:32.555 I see you doing it. - Are you watching pom or me? 00:07:35.480 --> 00:07:38.199 They're such losers, look at it. 00:07:55.440 --> 00:07:56.953 Is it already two o'clock? 00:08:01.520 --> 00:08:05.639 Van Swaffel. - Right, for the adoption. 00:08:06.840 --> 00:08:09.798 The will. - Right, right. 00:08:14.880 --> 00:08:19.351 Right, so, the deceased. 00:08:41.240 --> 00:08:44.153 Right, I have something here... 00:08:50.520 --> 00:08:53.160 Well, there are a lot of legal terms... 00:08:53.320 --> 00:08:58.474 ...but it says that the grandpa, Jack... 00:08:58.640 --> 00:09:03.760 ...wants his grandchildren Bas and Thijs to shoot his ashes... 00:09:03.920 --> 00:09:07.754 ...into the air with a flare on the beach of Renesse. 00:09:07.920 --> 00:09:12.756 The travel expenses will be paid with the money of the inheritance. 00:09:13.960 --> 00:09:17.396 I'm not available this summer. I already have some plans. 00:09:19.360 --> 00:09:21.351 But this is his final wish. 00:09:23.720 --> 00:09:25.711 Yes, but can't someone else go? 00:09:27.440 --> 00:09:29.875 Well, it says Bas and Thijs. 00:09:36.520 --> 00:09:38.875 I'm not gonna share a tent with your cousin. 00:09:39.040 --> 00:09:41.793 It's only for a few days, it's not that bad. 00:09:41.960 --> 00:09:45.669 Isn't Renesse that hedonistic tuck town at the beach in Zeeland? 00:09:46.840 --> 00:09:49.275 Dudes, we always hang out here. 00:09:57.400 --> 00:09:59.357 You know what? 00:09:59.520 --> 00:10:01.557 My grandpa was right. 00:10:01.720 --> 00:10:03.279 We have to go for it. 00:10:03.440 --> 00:10:06.080 If we stay here, we're sure nothing's gonna happen. 00:10:06.240 --> 00:10:09.596 There have to be girls who want us. YOLO, man. 00:10:12.280 --> 00:10:16.672 We're not the best Casanova's, but we're smart enough to make a plan. 00:10:16.840 --> 00:10:19.753 I mean, if we don't try it, it's never gonna happen. 00:10:21.360 --> 00:10:24.591 YOLO? - You Only Live Once. 00:10:24.760 --> 00:10:26.876 Nobody uses that anymore. 00:10:27.040 --> 00:10:28.599 No, that's so uncool. 00:10:31.200 --> 00:10:32.315 It doesn't matter. 00:10:33.600 --> 00:10:34.829 Check this. 00:10:36.960 --> 00:10:40.316 Why don't we just go to the Time Out, same shit. 00:10:40.480 --> 00:10:44.519 I don't think we will get much action here for a while. 00:10:49.560 --> 00:10:51.517 He should have been here ten minutes ago. 00:10:58.600 --> 00:10:59.874 Yo, homies. 00:11:02.000 --> 00:11:04.116 Why did you rent this car with grandpa's money? 00:11:04.280 --> 00:11:06.157 I had some debts I had to pay. 00:11:15.200 --> 00:11:16.520 It's for on the barbecue. 00:11:16.680 --> 00:11:20.116 Dude, no fucking way will I sit in a car with a chicken in it. 00:11:30.160 --> 00:11:32.913 Dude, play some other song. - What? 00:11:33.080 --> 00:11:35.230 Some other song. - Sure, homie. 00:11:44.440 --> 00:11:46.192 Here, dude. Check my shit. 00:11:46.360 --> 00:11:47.350 Hold on. 00:11:50.400 --> 00:11:53.199 I'm busy with you every day bitch shit 00:11:53.360 --> 00:11:56.990 I don't even do Netflix I only drink still drinks 00:11:57.160 --> 00:12:00.357 you heifer listen to me or you won't fix shit 00:12:00.520 --> 00:12:02.352 every day in the studio 00:12:02.520 --> 00:12:05.399 I'm still Cupid cheap 00:12:05.560 --> 00:12:08.678 there's women at my door but I don't answer, bitch 00:12:09.440 --> 00:12:11.113 Man, this really sucks. 00:12:26.160 --> 00:12:27.639 FUCKING WHORE 00:12:27.800 --> 00:12:29.518 Long live free expression. 00:12:31.760 --> 00:12:33.558 Do you guys know where the reception is? 00:12:38.600 --> 00:12:39.556 Yes. 00:12:40.520 --> 00:12:41.715 The reception? - Yes. 00:12:42.840 --> 00:12:46.435 Sure. The reception is that way and you can park at the left. 00:12:46.600 --> 00:12:48.910 Cool T-shirt, man. Cute dog. 00:12:50.440 --> 00:12:51.589 No problem, dude. 00:12:52.600 --> 00:12:54.557 These guys are awesome. 00:12:54.720 --> 00:12:56.518 This is gonna be so much fun. 00:13:02.600 --> 00:13:04.398 Hello, sir. We have a reservation. 00:13:15.720 --> 00:13:16.790 Customers. 00:13:19.680 --> 00:13:22.479 Cash payment in advance, 500 euros deposit. 00:13:22.640 --> 00:13:25.951 No campfire, no loud music. Don't shower longer than five minutes. 00:13:26.120 --> 00:13:28.873 Don't crap besides the toilet. Take your own trash with you... 00:13:29.040 --> 00:13:30.758 ...and no sex under the showers. 00:13:32.440 --> 00:13:33.669 Or jerking off. 00:13:56.160 --> 00:13:57.116 Gross. 00:13:57.560 --> 00:13:58.595 Hot. 00:14:12.200 --> 00:14:14.794 She's quite a cheap little slut, but she can suck me off. 00:14:14.960 --> 00:14:18.032 That cheap little slut is my niece. 00:14:20.120 --> 00:14:24.159 Let me see. Spot 292 is yours. 00:14:51.800 --> 00:14:52.756 Faggots. 00:14:54.040 --> 00:14:56.077 Jesus, what a morons here. 00:15:03.440 --> 00:15:05.954 At least we're comfortably close to the toilets. 00:15:06.120 --> 00:15:10.353 And that's a good thing? - We will see all ladies come by. 00:15:16.160 --> 00:15:17.639 Do you know how this works? 00:15:19.000 --> 00:15:21.116 Dude, hold on. 00:15:36.600 --> 00:15:38.591 Can't you guys do some shopping? 00:15:43.040 --> 00:15:45.031 Dude, check this out. 00:15:47.080 --> 00:15:49.959 Are they tired from eating each other? - Dude. 00:15:51.000 --> 00:15:53.833 You really watch loo much porn. - You should go to them. 00:15:54.880 --> 00:15:55.950 Why me'? 00:15:56.120 --> 00:15:59.192 Because you're my wingman. - But you're my wingman. 00:15:59.360 --> 00:16:02.079 I saw those chicks first, so you're my wingman. 00:16:05.160 --> 00:16:07.879 What do I say? - Use some pick-up line or something. 00:16:08.040 --> 00:16:09.678 Dude, that's way too cheesy. 00:16:11.680 --> 00:16:14.513 It's not about what you say, but how you say it. 00:16:15.720 --> 00:16:16.790 But how? 00:16:16.960 --> 00:16:18.917 Show confidence, homie. 00:16:19.080 --> 00:16:22.232 If you believe in yourself, then those chicks will believe in you. 00:16:26.440 --> 00:16:27.475 They're watching. 00:16:32.960 --> 00:16:34.394 You're showing confidence. 00:16:36.800 --> 00:16:38.199 Sure. 00:16:38.360 --> 00:16:40.158 Good. Then you can go yourself. 00:16:40.320 --> 00:16:41.913 I'll back you up later, okay? 00:16:48.000 --> 00:16:49.479 Okay, IKEA boy. 00:17:21.320 --> 00:17:23.072 Dude, what do you want? 00:17:24.360 --> 00:17:27.239 I was wondering if you guys... 00:17:29.440 --> 00:17:31.477 ...believe in love at first sight. 00:17:32.800 --> 00:17:34.632 Or do you want me to walk by one more time? 00:17:35.960 --> 00:17:39.954 Let me guess. You want to have a threesome and you only need two more girls? 00:17:40.120 --> 00:17:43.158 Or did you come to ask how we wanted our eggs: fried or fertilized? 00:17:48.320 --> 00:17:49.879 Look who we have here. 00:17:50.040 --> 00:17:53.032 Humpiy Dum pty. - Is he bothering you, ladies? 00:17:53.200 --> 00:17:56.079 I was just looking for the toilet and I asked... 00:17:56.240 --> 00:17:58.117 But you can use our toilet? 00:17:58.280 --> 00:18:01.318 Thanks, I'll keep looking. - No, no. 00:18:06.720 --> 00:18:08.757 Dudes... - That way. 00:18:14.160 --> 00:18:16.595 Well, I... - Go ahead. 00:18:16.760 --> 00:18:18.353 We're all dudes together, right? 00:18:21.080 --> 00:18:23.117 Thanks man, but I no longer need to pee. 00:18:26.200 --> 00:18:27.634 But you need to wash yourself. 00:18:39.040 --> 00:18:42.920 I had those chicks in my pocket, but those guys saw me as a threat. 00:18:43.840 --> 00:18:46.275 A what? - A threat. 00:18:48.960 --> 00:18:50.473 I was a threat to them. 00:18:50.640 --> 00:18:51.960 A threat, you mean. 00:18:55.200 --> 00:18:57.191 Have you turned gay or what? 00:19:01.120 --> 00:19:03.509 I thought you'd buy vodka? - This was on special offer. 00:19:04.520 --> 00:19:05.794 The fourth came for free. 00:19:07.960 --> 00:19:09.871 Why do we always have to booze it up'? 00:19:10.040 --> 00:19:14.273 Dude, you're acting like a pussy already. - Dude, I'm drinking, alright. 00:19:14.440 --> 00:19:17.193 We're always hammered before we even meet a chick. 00:19:17.360 --> 00:19:20.432 You have to find that sweet spot between being brave and hammered. 00:19:20.600 --> 00:19:21.829 The D-spot. 00:19:25.800 --> 00:19:27.438 But how do you know where it is? 00:19:27.600 --> 00:19:30.274 That's a matter of training. You have to drink a lot and often. 00:19:38.240 --> 00:19:39.594 Alright, homies. 00:19:44.280 --> 00:19:45.953 I had them printed. 00:19:49.560 --> 00:19:51.631 The black one is for anal sex. 00:19:51.800 --> 00:19:55.759 Listen, you faggot. This man won't do it with a condom. 00:19:55.920 --> 00:19:57.797 You won't? - No. 00:19:57.960 --> 00:20:01.430 Wait until you have chlamydia and you have to be seated all day... 00:20:01.600 --> 00:20:03.955 ...while your balls are covered with festering spots. 00:20:04.120 --> 00:20:06.589 You won't dare go to the pool, because people will see... 00:20:06.760 --> 00:20:08.797 ...scabies running on your upper legs. 00:21:30.680 --> 00:21:32.432 Faggots. 00:21:42.040 --> 00:21:43.872 Can't we go to some other place? 00:21:45.960 --> 00:21:47.075 Want some? 00:21:48.480 --> 00:21:49.879 Hello, ladies. 00:21:52.240 --> 00:21:55.358 Hi, man. - Hi, Mike. Come on in. 00:21:59.320 --> 00:22:00.355 Hey, Lil' Kleine. 00:22:01.760 --> 00:22:02.716 My homeboy. 00:23:02.600 --> 00:23:03.749 I need to crap. 00:23:05.600 --> 00:23:06.999 Funky song, man. 00:23:29.720 --> 00:23:33.156 Let's drink something. - No, I think I'm past my D-spot. 00:23:34.200 --> 00:23:35.634 Hi, guys. A shot? 00:23:37.920 --> 00:23:39.319 Guys? 00:23:40.320 --> 00:23:41.469 Here we go. 00:23:51.200 --> 00:23:54.192 That's that little slut from the campsite. - Give me a break. 00:23:57.520 --> 00:23:58.840 Go on, then. 00:24:00.160 --> 00:24:04.711 I'll look her up on Snapchat. - Snapchat is for pussies. 00:24:04.880 --> 00:24:07.349 She's standing right over there. Go to her. 00:24:12.280 --> 00:24:13.315 Go. 00:24:15.280 --> 00:24:16.270 I'm going. 00:24:16.440 --> 00:24:18.033 You're still standing here. 00:24:20.720 --> 00:24:23.314 What do I say to her? - The first thing you think of. 00:24:45.560 --> 00:24:48.279 Didn't you arrive at our campsite today? - That's right. 00:24:48.440 --> 00:24:50.750 Rosalie. - Bas. 00:24:52.680 --> 00:24:57.516 We've organized a beach party. My uncle let me organize it all by myself... 00:24:57.680 --> 00:25:01.230 ...so I booked this awesome act and arranged everything. 00:25:02.920 --> 00:25:03.955 Will you come too? 00:25:05.320 --> 00:25:06.310 Sure. 00:25:11.440 --> 00:25:13.317 Why don't I help you with those flyers? 00:25:24.720 --> 00:25:26.836 Dude, is your butt plug stuck? 00:25:35.800 --> 00:25:37.598 Do you have some News h“ Km ma'? 00:25:39.840 --> 00:25:42.878 Well, well. Harry Potter in the house. 00:25:43.040 --> 00:25:44.713 Why don't you introduce us? 00:25:49.560 --> 00:25:52.234 I saw you earlier at the campsite. You have a nice appearance. 00:25:52.400 --> 00:25:55.870 Thanks. - Shots. 00:26:10.520 --> 00:26:13.034 How cool of you to organise a beach party. 00:26:14.560 --> 00:26:16.233 Who's coming? 00:26:16.400 --> 00:26:20.678 We have DJ Rocky and there will also be a special act. 00:26:20.840 --> 00:26:22.558 Who? - That's still a secret. 00:26:22.720 --> 00:26:24.757 A secret? Even to me? 00:26:49.320 --> 00:26:52.039 Music to me is a way of release, you know? 00:26:52.200 --> 00:26:55.238 I've been through a lot of shit. I lived on the streets for a while... 00:26:55.400 --> 00:26:57.960 ...I lost friends to dope. I put all this in my lyrics. 00:26:58.120 --> 00:26:59.269 Out of the way, fatso. 00:27:19.360 --> 00:27:22.159 The post-modern paradigm has always been subject... 00:27:22.320 --> 00:27:25.073 to an unstable ontological principle. 00:27:25.240 --> 00:27:27.754 I mean, when there is no longer an objective reality... 00:27:27.920 --> 00:27:30.309 ...how can one even speak of facts at all? 00:27:34.400 --> 00:27:37.233 Everything is relative, man. - Exactly. 00:27:47.600 --> 00:27:48.829 Is everything okay? 00:27:51.680 --> 00:27:53.637 You know... You are really... 00:28:04.440 --> 00:28:05.589 Have you been fighting? 00:28:07.760 --> 00:28:08.830 Those guys asked for it. 00:28:09.000 --> 00:28:13.551 Do you want to come to the beach with us? 00:28:30.160 --> 00:28:31.309 Yo, dude. 00:28:32.360 --> 00:28:33.316 Come. 00:28:41.840 --> 00:28:44.400 AM AT THE BEACH WITH CHICKS WILL TEXT LOCATION SHORTLY 00:28:46.800 --> 00:28:47.835 Thijs. 00:28:50.120 --> 00:28:51.554 Let's fuck. 00:28:58.160 --> 00:28:59.195 Let's go home. 00:29:10.400 --> 00:29:12.038 Hi, guys. 00:29:15.120 --> 00:29:16.918 Booze, awesome. 00:29:20.000 --> 00:29:20.956 Here you go. 00:29:24.280 --> 00:29:26.510 I'm the one who came along with those bitches. 00:29:28.520 --> 00:29:30.875 So you came along with those bitches? 00:29:32.400 --> 00:29:35.711 Maybe we should ask those bitches if they even want you here. 00:29:38.000 --> 00:29:39.399 Can Humpty Dumply stay or not? 00:29:39.560 --> 00:29:40.516 No. 00:30:36.680 --> 00:30:38.398 Piss off, idiot. 00:31:31.520 --> 00:31:32.999 Is this seat taken? 00:31:35.320 --> 00:31:36.799 May I sit down? 00:31:57.520 --> 00:31:59.431 Why are you at the beach so early? 00:32:03.240 --> 00:32:07.074 I'm jogging here. - That's great. 00:32:10.680 --> 00:32:13.240 I do that every morning. I want to keep in shape, you know? 00:32:13.400 --> 00:32:15.038 Oui . - Who? 00:32:15.200 --> 00:32:17.476 Me. Who else? 00:32:19.680 --> 00:32:20.875 You're funny. 00:32:23.240 --> 00:32:26.596 Are you here by yourself? - No, my parents have a house here. 00:32:27.640 --> 00:32:28.596 And you? 00:32:30.040 --> 00:32:32.190 I'm here with friends, but... 00:32:32.360 --> 00:32:35.432 ...I'm really here to gain inspiration for my songs. 00:32:35.600 --> 00:32:37.910 I'm a rapper. - That's brilliant. 00:32:38.080 --> 00:32:39.912 I like rap and hip hop music. 00:32:40.920 --> 00:32:42.593 Maybe I know one of your songs? 00:32:43.680 --> 00:32:47.878 Well, I'm a bit underground. The somewhat tougher shit, you know. 00:32:48.040 --> 00:32:50.077 From the streets. 00:32:50.240 --> 00:32:54.711 I follow completely. I like Aesop, Phat Kat, Stevie Stone. 00:32:56.040 --> 00:32:57.792 Exactly... 00:32:57.960 --> 00:33:00.918 ...but my style has a bit more flow. 00:33:01.080 --> 00:33:03.276 People in Japan download me a lot. 00:33:14.840 --> 00:33:17.480 'Is, Baa Ne, “Me. Where axe you'? 00:33:17.640 --> 00:33:20.553 We're looking for you everywhere. Where are you? 00:33:23.120 --> 00:33:24.997 I got laid. - What did you say'? 00:33:25.160 --> 00:33:26.594 I got laid. 00:33:28.040 --> 00:33:31.556 I got laid. 00:33:36.440 --> 00:33:37.669 Bon appétit . 00:33:41.280 --> 00:33:45.319 So you can't remember who or what she looked like? 00:33:46.960 --> 00:33:49.190 Then how do you know you've fucked? 00:33:53.200 --> 00:33:54.918 Dude, that's gross. 00:33:55.960 --> 00:33:58.349 Is that crap on the outside? 00:34:01.320 --> 00:34:02.515 Fucking is fucking. 00:34:05.080 --> 00:34:06.991 Luca, where have you been? 00:34:08.440 --> 00:34:09.510 How are you? 00:34:09.680 --> 00:34:11.717 Awesome. You? 00:34:11.880 --> 00:34:13.279 Yeah, great. 00:34:13.440 --> 00:34:17.673 Guys, Master Luca has a date. - With your right hand? 00:34:17.840 --> 00:34:22.960 No, Gollum, with Emmanuelle. She's from France or something. 00:34:23.120 --> 00:34:26.112 She's fucking hot. - The picture was taken this morning. 00:34:27.200 --> 00:34:29.032 Looks genuine. -of course. 00:34:29.200 --> 00:34:32.716 This is the real world, game boy. - Why don't you take her to the beach? 00:34:32.880 --> 00:34:36.874 Dude, I'm not gonna introduce her to you. Find your own chick, man... 00:34:37.920 --> 00:34:39.638 ...to puke all over her. 00:35:09.640 --> 00:35:10.596 Hi. 00:35:13.000 --> 00:35:16.880 Sorry about yesterday. I had a few drinks too many. 00:35:17.040 --> 00:35:18.474 I noticed, yes. 00:35:19.880 --> 00:35:22.110 I should pay more attention to my D-spot, I suppose. 00:35:23.920 --> 00:35:27.276 People are drinking all the time lo make things look better. 00:35:28.280 --> 00:35:30.954 I don't really need alcohol to see what's fun. 00:35:33.160 --> 00:35:34.355 That's smooth. 00:35:42.400 --> 00:35:44.869 Why don't you and I have a non-alcoholic drink tonight? 00:35:48.720 --> 00:35:51.280 Half past five at the reception then? - That's fine. 00:36:05.480 --> 00:36:08.154 SORRY MOST SHOWERS ARE BROKEN YOU CAN USE MINE IF YOU WANT 00:36:08.320 --> 00:36:09.276 ROSALIE 00:36:26.920 --> 00:36:28.752 WHERE ARE YOU 00:36:53.920 --> 00:36:56.912 You have to pour the milk when it's fresh. 00:37:11.920 --> 00:37:13.638 What the fuck are you doing? 00:37:16.720 --> 00:37:19.280 Goddamned. Come here. 00:37:22.200 --> 00:37:25.113 I'll fucking kill you. 00:37:44.240 --> 00:37:45.355 Faggots. 00:37:55.000 --> 00:37:56.115 Sorry. 00:38:00.960 --> 00:38:04.316 Dudes... - Look, a homo sapiens. 00:38:04.480 --> 00:38:06.357 Back to your roots. - Guys... 00:38:21.240 --> 00:38:24.676 You are so early. I' still have to change. 00:38:24.840 --> 00:38:27.992 Do you want something to drink? My parents are not at home. 00:38:28.160 --> 00:38:30.800 No, thanks. I'm detoxing, so... 00:38:32.200 --> 00:38:33.315 0kay,L" 00:39:06.000 --> 00:39:08.958 Did you know Lil' Kleine is performing in Goes tomorrow? 00:39:09.120 --> 00:39:10.519 No. 00:39:11.560 --> 00:39:14.552 Yes, I mean. I saw the poster. 00:39:17.080 --> 00:39:18.753 He's so cool. 00:39:19.960 --> 00:39:21.030 Yes. 00:39:28.240 --> 00:39:30.038 Shall we? 00:39:30.200 --> 00:39:30.240 At least you got to see her naked. 00:39:30.240 --> 00:39:32.629 At least you got to see her naked. 00:39:33.680 --> 00:39:37.355 The whole campsite saw me naked. - Look at the bright side. 00:39:37.520 --> 00:39:40.751 I had the hots for a friend's mother once. 00:39:40.920 --> 00:39:44.550 Extremely hot and divorced. A real milf, you know. 00:39:44.720 --> 00:39:47.758 One time, when I stayed over at his, I snuck into her bed. 00:39:47.920 --> 00:39:50.480 She was naked, I was naked. So hot. 00:39:50.640 --> 00:39:53.439 In the end, a restraining order was imposed on me until 2020. 00:39:55.200 --> 00:39:57.476 And you tell us this because... - Face it... 00:39:57.640 --> 00:40:00.951 you never had a chance. It's time to move forward. 00:40:01.120 --> 00:40:02.599 There's more than enough chicks. 00:40:02.760 --> 00:40:06.913 I never would have thought I'd say this, but he's got a point there. 00:40:09.480 --> 00:40:10.800 There's a spot right there. 00:40:12.440 --> 00:40:13.760 Oh, no. 00:40:15.040 --> 00:40:17.919 Sorry. 00:40:20.160 --> 00:40:21.992 This is a great spot... 00:40:24.760 --> 00:40:26.637 ...with a wonderful view of the sea. 00:40:48.920 --> 00:40:50.354 What's that? 00:40:50.520 --> 00:40:51.635 That's Dickje. 00:40:52.800 --> 00:40:55.235 I took that tattoo when she was run over. 00:40:58.840 --> 00:40:59.910 I miss her, man. 00:41:05.200 --> 00:41:06.156 Tits. 00:41:20.840 --> 00:41:22.160 Wanna do a James Bond? 00:41:25.480 --> 00:41:26.754 Daniel Craig, man. 00:41:28.440 --> 00:41:29.396 Wail. 00:42:04.720 --> 00:42:05.835 How are you? 00:42:07.360 --> 00:42:08.475 Good. 00:42:09.880 --> 00:42:12.633 Weren't you running around at that campsite or what? 00:42:14.520 --> 00:42:16.875 Lonneke. - Maaike. 00:42:18.160 --> 00:42:19.116 Baa. 00:42:21.680 --> 00:42:23.591 Are you enjoying the sun? 00:42:26.880 --> 00:42:30.714 Say, why don't you come have a drink with us? 00:42:58.360 --> 00:42:59.509 What are you doing? 00:43:01.840 --> 00:43:04.434 I'm just rubbing suntan lotion on your skin. 00:43:06.880 --> 00:43:10.589 A real gentleman. Will you please rub it all over my body? 00:43:39.080 --> 00:43:43.199 And there I sat with Snoop Dogg and his homies, smoking dope in a Jacuzzi. 00:43:43.360 --> 00:43:45.317 He's such a chill guy. 00:43:45.480 --> 00:43:48.393 Yes, of course. - 0ui, super. 00:43:49.440 --> 00:43:50.475 Say. .- 00:43:52.160 --> 00:43:55.391 Do you fancy a drink at my place? 00:43:55.560 --> 00:43:57.836 My parents won't be home in two hours. 00:44:00.080 --> 00:44:01.912 Yes, I'd like that. 00:44:04.560 --> 00:44:07.154 Come on, let's go. We're going someplace else. 00:44:07.320 --> 00:44:08.515 Wait up, man. 00:44:12.560 --> 00:44:14.073 Won't you introduce me? 00:44:15.880 --> 00:44:20.511 This is Danny Yellow and TJD. 00:44:21.160 --> 00:44:25.233 Two colleagues from the scene. - You are rappers loo? Bonjour. 00:44:25.400 --> 00:44:27.311 Dude, why are you waving like that? 00:44:29.280 --> 00:44:33.558 I have heard so much about you. Nice to actually see you. 00:44:34.600 --> 00:44:38.036 What did he tell you about me? - Not that you're blind. 00:44:38.200 --> 00:44:39.952 Well, she's blind, right? - Shut up. 00:44:40.120 --> 00:44:42.270 You shut up, you fat fake rapper. 00:44:45.360 --> 00:44:46.509 Let go off me. 00:44:49.720 --> 00:44:51.119 Another sip? 00:44:55.040 --> 00:44:56.030 Nice. 00:45:44.200 --> 00:45:48.194 Are you going to punish me now? -or do you want to be punished? 00:45:59.120 --> 00:46:01.999 I don't think we should be doing this. 00:46:12.520 --> 00:46:15.114 Ali's going well. 00:46:17.040 --> 00:46:20.999 THE UNIVERSE 00:46:22.160 --> 00:46:24.071 So when are we going to eat that thing? 00:46:27.520 --> 00:46:29.352 You're a cold-hearted person, Daniel. 00:46:31.840 --> 00:46:32.796 Cold-hearted. 00:46:36.600 --> 00:46:37.556 Come. 00:46:38.680 --> 00:46:40.478 Here, because he startled you. 00:46:42.160 --> 00:46:44.390 Really? Chicken nuggets? 00:46:47.120 --> 00:46:51.114 That cousin of yours is the biggest fucking dickhead ever. 00:46:53.240 --> 00:46:54.196 Yes. 00:46:55.920 --> 00:46:58.036 Maybe all this wasn't such a great idea after all. 00:47:02.280 --> 00:47:04.112 Dude, this is your chance. 00:47:05.160 --> 00:47:07.674 Chicks always want to fuck when they' re sad. 00:47:07.840 --> 00:47:09.911 Dude, I have no chance whatsoever with her. 00:47:14.480 --> 00:47:16.198 Fuck it, I'm gonna help you. 00:47:18.960 --> 00:47:20.234 Is everything okay? 00:47:21.760 --> 00:47:25.355 What's the matter, sis? - Tomorrow's the beach party. 00:47:26.600 --> 00:47:30.434 Jody Bernal just cancelled. - And that's bad news? 00:47:31.600 --> 00:47:35.116 We have a lot of repairs to do that we can't afford and now... 00:47:35.280 --> 00:47:36.998 ...the campsite will go bankrupt. 00:47:43.920 --> 00:47:47.151 What if we can arrange something? - With Jody Bernal? 00:47:50.080 --> 00:47:52.674 Lil' Kleine for instance. - But how? 00:47:52.840 --> 00:47:54.399 I know him. What do you think? 00:47:57.040 --> 00:47:58.189 Kleine speaking. 00:47:59.480 --> 00:48:00.959 This is Luca, man. 00:48:02.000 --> 00:48:03.911 What's up? - Chill, man. 00:48:04.080 --> 00:48:07.118 A friend of mine is in deep shit. - What's happened? 00:48:07.280 --> 00:48:11.194 She has organized a beach party at the beach of Renesse... 00:48:11.360 --> 00:48:14.955 ...but her main act has just cancelled. Can't you stand in for him? 00:48:15.120 --> 00:48:16.440 Of course, old guy. 00:48:17.680 --> 00:48:19.432 Nice. I'll text you all the details. 00:48:21.200 --> 00:48:22.474 That's been taken care of. 00:48:24.800 --> 00:48:26.154 You're a hero. 00:48:26.320 --> 00:48:28.436 You have to thank him. I know them through him. 00:48:28.600 --> 00:48:30.716 I'm going to print new flyers right away. 00:48:34.080 --> 00:48:37.516 Dude, what the fuck? - Did you see how she looked at you? 00:48:37.680 --> 00:48:39.512 You're going to get laid after that concert. 00:48:39.680 --> 00:48:40.829 After what concert? 00:48:41.000 --> 00:48:44.118 Dressed up as Lil' Kleine? Why do you say these stupid things? 00:48:44.280 --> 00:48:48.035 Dude, I'm only trying to help. Relax. 00:48:48.200 --> 00:48:51.158 Do you know how you could help me? Just keep your mouth shut for once. 00:48:51.320 --> 00:48:54.870 What kind of friend are you? - Not someone who's promising Lil' Kleine. 00:48:57.600 --> 00:48:59.557 Yo, homies. 00:48:59.720 --> 00:49:04.396 What's wrong? Can I do something? Some favour'? 00:49:04.560 --> 00:49:07.916 Dude, didn't I tell you to stay away from me? 00:49:08.080 --> 00:49:13.029 We are not your friends. 00:49:17.160 --> 00:49:18.992 I've really had it with the both of you. 00:49:54.120 --> 00:49:56.509 Faggots. 00:51:06.880 --> 00:51:08.200 I've been thinking. 00:51:10.480 --> 00:51:12.869 Why don't we go get Lil' Kleine for real? 00:51:14.440 --> 00:51:17.432 I mean, you said it yourself: no guts, no glory. 00:51:20.480 --> 00:51:21.675 YOU), man. 00:51:24.600 --> 00:51:25.874 But how? 00:51:27.080 --> 00:51:30.277 You know I don't know him. - Dude, we should at least try. 00:51:31.040 --> 00:51:31.996 Go figure. 00:51:32.160 --> 00:51:35.312 If Lil' Kleine appears on stage, you'll have every chick in your pocket. 00:51:58.120 --> 00:52:01.909 He doesn't answer his phone. - Just when you need the asshole. 00:52:02.080 --> 00:52:03.559 Relax, there's an Uber on its way. 00:52:04.600 --> 00:52:06.432 It will be here in two hours. 00:52:06.600 --> 00:52:08.910 The concert will be long over by then. 00:52:10.200 --> 00:52:12.874 The bus won't go in another hour. That's shit. 00:52:13.040 --> 00:52:14.314 We have one option left. 00:52:15.840 --> 00:52:17.558 There's a rental nearby. 00:52:50.320 --> 00:52:53.676 These batteries are gay. Call these guys. 00:52:56.840 --> 00:52:58.592 That's tricky with no reception. 00:53:01.920 --> 00:53:06.278 Danielle, can't you flash that little white ass of yours? 00:53:15.000 --> 00:53:16.274 Please, do get in. 00:53:27.680 --> 00:53:29.830 Do you want some? Or you? 00:53:30.000 --> 00:53:31.718 It's really good. You? 00:53:31.880 --> 00:53:33.632 No. - No, thank you. 00:53:33.800 --> 00:53:34.870 Relax. 00:53:53.640 --> 00:53:54.596 Sir? 00:53:57.160 --> 00:53:58.150 I got it. 00:54:01.160 --> 00:54:03.390 Where are you guys going in Goes? 00:54:05.160 --> 00:54:07.834 We're going to The Myth. - To the pop stage in The Myth? 00:54:08.000 --> 00:54:10.276 That's fantastic. 00:54:10.440 --> 00:54:12.033 Amazing concerts. 00:54:12.200 --> 00:54:15.750 It's just a shame that they serve that cheap beer. 00:54:15.920 --> 00:54:18.230 Pretty tasteless, if you ask me. 00:54:18.400 --> 00:54:23.156 Anyway, is there a good band tonight playing some heavy rock music? 00:54:23.320 --> 00:54:25.880 Sir... - I've often had those hot chicks... 00:54:26.040 --> 00:54:27.235 Pay attention to the road. 00:54:37.440 --> 00:54:39.716 We'll continue in a minute. I need to take a leak. 00:54:45.120 --> 00:54:47.953 100% DESIGNATED DRIVING 0% ALCOHOL 00:54:54.480 --> 00:54:57.074 THE MYTH 00:54:57.240 --> 00:54:58.958 Lil' Kleine's concert? 00:54:59.120 --> 00:55:00.758 It was great. 00:55:03.440 --> 00:55:05.078 Clan Master Six? 00:55:09.720 --> 00:55:11.472 Stage door. 00:55:11.640 --> 00:55:13.199 At the back, I believe. 00:55:19.080 --> 00:55:20.753 Kleine, wait. 00:55:25.040 --> 00:55:25.996 No. 00:56:15.080 --> 00:56:19.472 Hi there, sweet thing. Do you want to play with us? 00:56:29.600 --> 00:56:31.671 Can't you make something up? 00:56:33.840 --> 00:56:36.559 Just think. - Dude, what? 00:56:37.680 --> 00:56:39.193 It's best to be honest. 00:56:40.360 --> 00:56:41.316 Yes. 00:57:04.760 --> 00:57:07.479 Hey, Bas. What's wrong? 00:57:10.480 --> 00:57:17.273 We went to Goes to arrange the concert, but things didn't work out that well. 00:57:17.440 --> 00:57:19.636 I just want to be honest to you. 00:57:21.560 --> 00:57:23.312 I don't know Lil' Kleine at all. 00:57:24.720 --> 00:57:27.473 Hold on. So... 00:57:27.640 --> 00:57:30.473 ...Lil' Kleine won't be here tonight? 00:57:31.240 --> 00:57:33.800 No, we didn't succeed. 00:57:35.080 --> 00:57:39.790 You fucking asshole. Why do you promise things like this? 00:57:39.960 --> 00:57:43.032 Why did you let me arrange everything? I twittered about it. 00:57:43.200 --> 00:57:46.511 It's a fucking catastrophe. Now we will certainly go bankrupt. 00:57:46.680 --> 00:57:50.469 Please get out of here, asshole. I don't ever want to see you again. 00:57:55.040 --> 00:57:56.474 Bas, dude. 00:57:58.080 --> 00:57:59.036 Are you okay? 00:58:04.000 --> 00:58:05.957 We're going to launch that flare and leave. 00:58:31.440 --> 00:58:32.760 Those bastards. 00:58:55.040 --> 00:58:56.599 Don't do anything stupid. 00:58:59.280 --> 00:59:00.554 Yo, dipshits. 00:59:12.960 --> 00:59:15.918 It's that faggot. - Let's get them. 00:59:16.080 --> 00:59:17.434 Dudes? 00:59:36.680 --> 00:59:37.636 Over there. 00:59:41.400 --> 00:59:42.356 I see them. 01:00:04.280 --> 01:00:07.033 The car. - Where's Thijs? 01:00:17.760 --> 01:00:19.512 Are you a bad boy? 01:00:21.600 --> 01:00:23.193 I'm a very bad boy. 01:00:40.880 --> 01:00:44.111 Thijs? - Thijs is not available right now. 01:00:50.320 --> 01:00:51.276 I know where he is. 01:01:02.200 --> 01:01:03.634 We have to go. 01:01:05.120 --> 01:01:07.714 We need the car. You have to drive, man. 01:01:07.880 --> 01:01:09.632 You guys go without me. 01:01:09.800 --> 01:01:10.835 There they are. 01:01:13.520 --> 01:01:16.080 I'm sorry about yesterday. I didn't mean it. I'm sorry. 01:01:16.240 --> 01:01:20.234 Are you saying this under pressure? - We need you, homie. 01:01:55.960 --> 01:01:57.439 Which way? - To the left. 01:02:08.760 --> 01:02:11.320 Sorry. 01:02:13.680 --> 01:02:14.715 Into reverse. 01:02:15.520 --> 01:02:16.476 Go back. 01:02:39.000 --> 01:02:41.879 Sorry, grandpa. Rest in peace. 01:02:47.880 --> 01:02:51.589 Idiots, what are you doing? - Relax, old man. I have insurance. 01:02:53.400 --> 01:02:55.038 RECEPTION 01:02:56.480 --> 01:02:59.359 Goddamned, my shed. 01:02:59.520 --> 01:03:01.113 It's time to go now, boys. 01:03:24.160 --> 01:03:26.390 It's a good thing those guys get the blame, right? 01:03:26.560 --> 01:03:28.153 Yes. - Sure thing. 01:03:34.280 --> 01:03:37.033 This Renesse disappointed me a bit anyway. 01:03:38.240 --> 01:03:39.753 Everything was pretty filthy. 01:03:45.600 --> 01:03:48.274 There are new Game of Thrones episodes online. 01:03:49.960 --> 01:03:52.520 Awesome. - My place tonight on the video projector? 01:03:52.920 --> 01:03:53.990 Okay. 01:03:56.560 --> 01:04:00.918 That Daenerys chick is fucking hot. - Fucking hot. 01:05:03.720 --> 01:05:06.280 It would have been cool to see Lil' Kleine. 01:05:06.440 --> 01:05:07.589 Jorik, you mean? 01:05:08.200 --> 01:05:11.158 I'll get you some tickets someday. He's a buddy of mine. 01:05:13.600 --> 01:05:17.833 Jorik lives in my street. We always play Mario Kart together. 01:05:20.960 --> 01:05:22.712 Why didn't you say this earlier? 01:05:24.320 --> 01:05:27.119 We've busted our asses to have him at the party. 01:05:28.160 --> 01:05:30.959 Pam') What pawn? 01:05:46.760 --> 01:05:48.592 LIL' KLEINE LIVE SATURDAY, SECOND OF JUNE 01:05:54.720 --> 01:05:57.109 Hello, Renesse. 01:06:09.640 --> 01:06:12.314 Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, are we in a good mood? 01:06:14.200 --> 01:06:15.679 See you in a minute. 01:06:52.360 --> 01:06:53.953 Bas, come here, son. 01:07:03.400 --> 01:07:04.595 What was that all about? 01:07:04.760 --> 01:07:09.470 Mike's dad's insurance company will pay all damage including all repair work. 01:07:12.760 --> 01:07:14.239 Do you have a break in an minute? 01:07:17.000 --> 01:07:18.798 Awesome job, man. 01:07:20.840 --> 01:07:21.989 This is so cool. 01:07:23.240 --> 01:07:24.355 How did you get him here? 01:07:24.520 --> 01:07:27.592 That's us rappers, you know. I know him, he knows me. 01:07:27.760 --> 01:07:29.080 Do you wanna dance with me? 01:07:43.240 --> 01:07:46.358 It's me, Luca. - Good evening. 01:07:49.200 --> 01:07:50.918 I should tell you something. 01:07:52.120 --> 01:07:56.671 I'm not that popular in Japan and I do not go running every morning. 01:07:56.840 --> 01:07:58.114 I knew it. 01:07:59.800 --> 01:08:01.791 I may be blind, but I'm not stupid. 01:08:03.160 --> 01:08:06.039 It was not cool of you to lie to your friends... 01:08:06.200 --> 01:08:07.838 ...and that you were ashamed of me. 01:08:10.080 --> 01:08:12.549 How can I be ashamed of the most beautiful chick on earth? 01:08:16.640 --> 01:08:19.154 It was kinda sexy that you, on me... 01:08:22.640 --> 01:08:26.554 But next time, think about my needs too. Alright? 01:08:40.320 --> 01:08:42.675 I hacked your location. 01:08:43.720 --> 01:08:45.791 I hope you don't mind? 01:09:05.120 --> 01:09:06.474 It's a good party. 01:09:19.240 --> 01:09:20.196 You know... 01:09:21.840 --> 01:09:24.275 You're so different from all the other girls. 01:09:25.360 --> 01:09:28.637 With you, I can really be myself. That feels so good. 01:09:29.800 --> 01:09:31.871 Really? You're saying this? 01:09:36.920 --> 01:09:38.319 Okay, bitch. Come here. 01:09:46.080 --> 01:09:50.119 You have to pour the milk when it's fresh. 01:10:09.520 --> 01:10:12.114 Really? Seriously? 01:10:16.080 --> 01:10:17.036 Kidding. 01:10:31.480 --> 01:10:32.436 Am I too heavy? 01:10:32.600 --> 01:10:36.070 My back is burned. That suntan lotion must have been expired. 01:10:48.560 --> 01:10:50.437 Give her a kiss. 01:10:52.840 --> 01:10:54.353 Well done. 01:10:54.520 --> 01:10:56.557 Walk now, you pig. 01:11:28.640 --> 01:11:31.792 GREETINGS FROM RENESSE