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WEBVTT - https://subtitletools.com 00:01:38.474 --> 00:01:41.684 So... I'm pretty good at archery. 00:01:43.729 --> 00:01:46.439 That'll be useful if you ever have a time machine 00:01:46.607 --> 00:01:50.693 and your time machine breaks, and you're stuck in the Medieval Ages. 00:01:50.861 --> 00:01:53.613 You're funny. It's weird. 00:01:53.781 --> 00:01:56.449 Yeah. I'm weird. 00:01:56.617 --> 00:01:58.576 Me too. 00:01:58.744 --> 00:02:02.872 Yeah, right. Everyone loves you and your dad's like famous, or something. 00:02:04.208 --> 00:02:08.085 My parents are getting a divorce, that's why I had to go to camp, so... 00:02:12.674 --> 00:02:15.343 - Are you crying? - No. 00:02:17.513 --> 00:02:19.096 Jesus. 00:02:25.479 --> 00:02:29.816 Look... I'm not really an affectionate person. 00:02:35.239 --> 00:02:37.740 People aren't meant to be together forever. 00:02:38.784 --> 00:02:40.618 You think so? 00:02:40.786 --> 00:02:42.411 Yeah. 00:02:45.916 --> 00:02:48.084 Can I finger you? 00:02:48.252 --> 00:02:49.418 No. 00:02:49.586 --> 00:02:50.753 OK. 00:03:19.283 --> 00:03:21.742 - Come on, baby, I got ya! - Don't drop me! 00:03:33.171 --> 00:03:34.589 Hey! Hey! 00:03:34.756 --> 00:03:36.299 Patrice! 00:03:36.466 --> 00:03:41.178 Oh, my God! I told you that this was a pajama party. 00:03:41.346 --> 00:03:43.681 What are you wearing? What is this? 00:03:43.849 --> 00:03:47.310 You're wearing actual long johns? What?! 00:03:47.477 --> 00:03:49.395 This is a frat party. 00:03:49.563 --> 00:03:52.148 You just have to be drunk and look hot. 00:03:52.316 --> 00:03:54.233 Watch and learn. 00:03:55.319 --> 00:03:58.487 Hey. Hey! 00:03:58.655 --> 00:04:01.240 I'm so drunk! 00:04:06.622 --> 00:04:09.540 Drink! Drink! Drink! 00:04:13.128 --> 00:04:14.670 Hey, do you know that girl? 00:04:14.838 --> 00:04:16.172 The sexy pioneer? 00:04:21.053 --> 00:04:22.720 I think I know her. 00:04:25.223 --> 00:04:28.351 I'd have sex with a pioneer. For sure. 00:04:28.518 --> 00:04:30.478 A hungry pioneer lost on the trail. 00:04:32.397 --> 00:04:35.858 - Do I know you? - Hi, Adam Franklin of Camp Weehawken. 00:04:36.026 --> 00:04:38.319 I'm Emma Kurtzman. You tried to finger me? 00:04:40.656 --> 00:04:44.367 Yeah. Wow! Do you go here? Why? 00:04:44.534 --> 00:04:47.203 - What are you doing at a party of frat? - No. I go to MIT, 00:04:47.371 --> 00:04:50.539 but I have this family thing, and I grew up in Ann Arbor. 00:04:50.707 --> 00:04:53.834 MIT? Wow. So you grew up to be a lot smarter than me. 00:04:54.002 --> 00:04:56.837 Yeah, sometimes my neck gets sore. 00:04:57.005 --> 00:05:00.466 - Why? - 'Cause my brain's so big. 00:05:05.555 --> 00:05:08.265 I agree, it didn't work. Drop it. 00:05:10.060 --> 00:05:11.686 I like you. 00:05:11.853 --> 00:05:14.605 What? Why? You don't even know me. 00:05:16.149 --> 00:05:17.274 I like you. 00:05:20.070 --> 00:05:23.656 I have to go to this stupid thing tomorrow. You wanna come with me? 00:05:25.742 --> 00:05:29.328 Yeah, sure. I'll come with you. 00:05:29.496 --> 00:05:31.789 - What is it? - Some stupid thing. 00:05:35.168 --> 00:05:37.378 I wanted to leave you with something David said to me 00:05:37.546 --> 00:05:39.422 almost every day at the lab. 00:05:39.589 --> 00:05:41.424 It's Einstein. 00:05:41.591 --> 00:05:44.010 "There are only two ways to live your life. 00:05:44.177 --> 00:05:47.054 One, as if nothing is a miracle. 00:05:47.222 --> 00:05:50.725 The other, as if everything is a miracle." 00:05:50.892 --> 00:05:55.438 For David, there was no bigger miracle than his family. 00:05:55.605 --> 00:05:59.567 His daughters, Emma and Katie, and his wife, Sandra. 00:06:06.950 --> 00:06:07.992 Mom? 00:06:08.160 --> 00:06:10.161 I want you to meet Adam. 00:06:13.415 --> 00:06:14.415 I'm so sorry. 00:06:14.541 --> 00:06:17.293 And this is my sister, Katie, and her lover, Kevin. 00:06:17.461 --> 00:06:20.755 Boyfriend. And my best friend. 00:06:21.798 --> 00:06:26.093 Oh, well... thank you. I didn't know you were dating someone, Emma. 00:06:26.261 --> 00:06:27.303 Oh, I'm not. 00:06:27.471 --> 00:06:30.097 I just had a one-night stand with him when I was 14. 00:06:32.184 --> 00:06:34.560 It was a really nice funeral. 00:07:00.003 --> 00:07:01.629 I'm sorry. 00:07:10.138 --> 00:07:11.972 I'm glad you stayed. 00:07:13.642 --> 00:07:15.476 Me too. 00:07:18.647 --> 00:07:20.564 So, I'll call you, or something... 00:07:20.732 --> 00:07:22.358 Adam, you're wonderful. 00:07:23.485 --> 00:07:26.028 If you're lucky, you're never gonna see me again. 00:07:53.849 --> 00:07:55.141 Yes. 00:08:00.397 --> 00:08:01.564 Hey. 00:08:01.731 --> 00:08:06.110 Did we? Yes, we did. We went to college together. 00:08:06.278 --> 00:08:07.862 You have two gay dads. 00:08:08.029 --> 00:08:09.989 Yeah, I'm the man with the two gay dads. 00:08:10.157 --> 00:08:12.825 They helped me move my boxes sophomore year. 00:08:12.993 --> 00:08:15.786 They're the best. I love them. I'm super straight, though. 00:08:15.954 --> 00:08:18.122 - So, yeah. - OK. 00:08:18.290 --> 00:08:19.490 - You're Patrice, right? - Yes. 00:08:19.583 --> 00:08:21.333 Yeah, Eli. I'm with... Adam! 00:08:23.211 --> 00:08:24.795 I'll be right back. 00:08:27.340 --> 00:08:28.757 Pick up some of that kettle corn. 00:08:28.925 --> 00:08:30.342 - It's Patrice. - Hey! 00:08:30.510 --> 00:08:33.554 - Patrice! Hey! - How are you? 00:08:33.722 --> 00:08:35.097 - Weird. - Wow. 00:08:35.265 --> 00:08:37.933 I haven't seen you in... wow. 00:08:38.101 --> 00:08:39.476 - How are you? - Good. 00:08:39.644 --> 00:08:40.644 Adam. 00:08:43.148 --> 00:08:44.481 Emma. 00:08:44.649 --> 00:08:46.150 What is this, the Peach Pit? 00:08:46.318 --> 00:08:50.362 - And, yeah, that was a 90210 reference. - Yeah, you're super straight. 00:08:51.656 --> 00:08:54.116 - What are you doing here? - I just moved here a week ago. 00:08:54.284 --> 00:08:57.203 I'm doing my residency at the Westwood Teaching Hospital. 00:08:57.370 --> 00:08:59.705 - Hi. - Vanessa, this is Emma. 00:09:00.957 --> 00:09:04.460 - Emma, Vanessa. - Hi. How do you do? 00:09:05.128 --> 00:09:06.545 This is our friend, Patrice. 00:09:06.713 --> 00:09:09.340 - Hi. How do you do? - How do I what? 00:09:09.507 --> 00:09:11.133 - Hi. - Hi. 00:09:11.301 --> 00:09:13.135 Hi, you look nice. 00:09:13.303 --> 00:09:15.095 It's nice to meet you. 00:09:15.597 --> 00:09:18.933 You remember my sister, Katie. She's just finishing school here. 00:09:19.100 --> 00:09:22.061 Yeah. I haven't seen you guys since... 00:09:22.229 --> 00:09:24.188 - Yeah, Dad's funeral. - Dad's funeral. 00:09:24.731 --> 00:09:26.815 Sad. 00:09:28.526 --> 00:09:30.819 OK. Well, we should head out, so... 00:09:30.987 --> 00:09:32.821 Yeah, we should, too. You know... 00:09:32.989 --> 00:09:35.407 But we should hang out. Let me just... I'll get your number. 00:09:35.575 --> 00:09:38.160 Yeah, just give me your phone. I'll put it in there. 00:09:38.328 --> 00:09:40.704 Yeah, that's probably easier. 00:09:46.169 --> 00:09:48.337 We really have to be somewhere now, so... 00:09:48.505 --> 00:09:50.464 Yeah. We should... 00:09:50.632 --> 00:09:53.050 Totally. Totally. 00:09:53.218 --> 00:09:54.927 All right, well, good to hang out. 00:09:55.095 --> 00:09:56.762 - Good seeing you guys. Have fun. - Yeah. 00:09:56.930 --> 00:09:59.890 - Take care. - Take care, ladies. 00:10:52.193 --> 00:10:53.610 And cut! 00:10:53.778 --> 00:10:55.279 - Great. - That's good. 00:10:55.447 --> 00:10:57.323 - OK! Yeah! - Great. Great. 00:10:57.490 --> 00:11:01.452 OK, guys, we're gonna do this again. All right? Five minutes. 00:11:01.619 --> 00:11:03.287 - All right, let's... - Good job. 00:11:03.455 --> 00:11:06.332 - Great job. Great job... - Wait. What are, people? 00:11:06.499 --> 00:11:10.753 - Hey, Benji! Good scene. - Cool. Thanks. 00:11:10.920 --> 00:11:13.088 You looked great! 00:11:13.256 --> 00:11:16.717 Sari. I told you to play hard to get. 00:11:16.885 --> 00:11:19.136 I'm incredibly easy to get! 00:11:20.597 --> 00:11:21.930 Adam. 00:11:22.599 --> 00:11:24.519 You were gonna ask me something before the break. 00:11:24.601 --> 00:11:25.934 - What was it? - Yeah, I... 00:11:26.102 --> 00:11:28.395 Wait, wait, wait. Fuck, fuckety-fuck. What was it? Stop. 00:11:28.563 --> 00:11:31.023 You wanted to know if you could get off early to see your dad, 00:11:31.191 --> 00:11:33.192 - which is, yeah, totally fine. - Thank you. 00:11:33.360 --> 00:11:36.278 By the way, tell your dad, it's like my favorite show ever. 00:11:36.446 --> 00:11:39.073 Love it, own it, lost it, bought it again. It's so great. 00:11:39.240 --> 00:11:40.699 "Great Scott!" 00:11:41.951 --> 00:11:44.828 - You probably hear that all the time. - Not that much. 00:11:44.996 --> 00:11:46.455 Yeah. 00:11:47.957 --> 00:11:49.083 Chuck! 00:11:49.250 --> 00:11:51.771 Chuck! If I catch you taking pictures of your dick one more time, 00:11:51.795 --> 00:11:53.545 I'm gonna take that thing away. 00:12:05.975 --> 00:12:07.851 Hello. How can I help you? 00:12:08.019 --> 00:12:11.855 - Hey, Philippe, it's Adam. - Hi. Come in. 00:12:30.166 --> 00:12:33.168 - Hey, Dad. - Hey. 00:12:33.628 --> 00:12:34.837 Check it out. 00:12:35.004 --> 00:12:37.339 Vinyasa yoga and the Army Ranger workout. 00:12:37.507 --> 00:12:41.009 - I combined them! - Wow. That's very impressive. 00:12:41.177 --> 00:12:43.637 I'm gonna do a video, I think. Vinyasa Power. 00:12:43.805 --> 00:12:45.806 I can almost see where your muscles go. 00:12:46.933 --> 00:12:49.935 Very funny. Hit me. 00:12:50.103 --> 00:12:52.187 No, I'm not gonna hit you. I don't want to hurt you. 00:12:52.355 --> 00:12:53.772 You're not gonna hurt me. 00:12:53.940 --> 00:12:56.150 Come on, hit me. Give me your best shot. 00:12:56.776 --> 00:12:58.527 Come on, quick, before I get a hernia! 00:12:58.695 --> 00:12:59.736 No. 00:13:02.824 --> 00:13:06.160 You're right. Let's smoke some weed. 00:13:06.327 --> 00:13:08.162 This is really good stuff. 00:13:08.329 --> 00:13:10.831 My agent got me one of those medical marijuana cards. 00:13:10.999 --> 00:13:12.810 It's nice to see they're supporting your career. 00:13:12.834 --> 00:13:16.044 Yeah. So, how's the show going? 00:13:16.212 --> 00:13:17.671 I mean, great. 00:13:17.839 --> 00:13:20.591 I mean, it's about high-schoolers who sing and dance and blog. 00:13:21.885 --> 00:13:24.303 At least you're writing, that's what's important. 00:13:24.471 --> 00:13:27.014 No. I'm an assistant. 00:13:29.017 --> 00:13:31.602 Well, but... at least they've seen your writing. 00:13:31.769 --> 00:13:34.229 Not yet. 00:13:34.397 --> 00:13:35.814 Actually... 00:13:37.650 --> 00:13:41.069 I wanted to get your opinion on this episode that I wrote. 00:13:41.237 --> 00:13:43.238 Kind of a sample. 00:13:45.742 --> 00:13:47.743 That's my boy. 00:13:47.911 --> 00:13:50.704 I'll take a look at it, sure. And then I'll call somebody. 00:13:50.914 --> 00:13:55.709 No. Do not call anyone. Just read it and tell me what you think. 00:13:55.877 --> 00:13:57.169 OK. 00:13:58.922 --> 00:14:00.923 So... 00:14:01.090 --> 00:14:02.424 Are you having sex? 00:14:03.760 --> 00:14:06.011 Yes. I'm having sex. 00:14:06.179 --> 00:14:09.014 'Cause if you want any pointers, you know... 00:14:09.182 --> 00:14:11.433 ...I can help you out. If there's one thing you learn 00:14:11.601 --> 00:14:14.561 after two failed marriages, it's how to eat kitty. 00:14:14.729 --> 00:14:18.106 - Anyone special? - No. 00:14:18.274 --> 00:14:20.359 I mean, not since Vanessa. 00:14:20.527 --> 00:14:23.278 It's been a year. It's time to move on. 00:14:23.446 --> 00:14:25.280 It's been eight months, Dad. 00:14:25.448 --> 00:14:28.575 What did you want to talk to me about, anyway? 00:14:30.286 --> 00:14:33.956 - You got a dog? Seriously, that's... - Freckles! Come! 00:14:38.419 --> 00:14:40.629 You didn't tell him yet? 00:14:40.797 --> 00:14:42.297 Damn! 00:14:44.467 --> 00:14:45.926 I... 00:14:47.303 --> 00:14:50.973 Adam, I wanted to tell you. I was just about to tell you. 00:14:51.140 --> 00:14:52.307 How long? 00:14:52.475 --> 00:14:54.726 - Well... - How long? 00:14:54.894 --> 00:14:56.853 Not long. I... 00:14:58.147 --> 00:15:01.400 She needed a place to stay because, you know, her landlord is such a D-bag. 00:15:01.568 --> 00:15:04.528 Christmas. I ran into her at a party. 00:15:04.696 --> 00:15:07.155 We got to talking. About you, mostly. 00:15:12.036 --> 00:15:13.829 It looked so soft! 00:15:14.497 --> 00:15:16.915 It's not. God! 00:15:17.083 --> 00:15:20.669 Oh, that really hurt. Damn. 00:15:21.629 --> 00:15:24.506 You're fucking my ex-girlfriend? 00:15:26.175 --> 00:15:27.634 Well, yeah, but... 00:15:31.681 --> 00:15:34.933 - She's just so hot. - I know how hot she is. 00:15:35.101 --> 00:15:38.145 - That's really sweet. Thanks, guys. - Fuck you! 00:15:38.313 --> 00:15:41.481 Adam. All right, I'm not the perfect dad. 00:15:41.649 --> 00:15:44.776 But the worst thing you can do in life is to say no to love. 00:15:45.695 --> 00:15:48.822 And I think she really loves me. 00:15:48.990 --> 00:15:50.073 Don't. 00:15:50.241 --> 00:15:51.450 Adam. 00:15:54.037 --> 00:15:55.871 Hey, you know the best part about my gay dads? 00:15:56.039 --> 00:15:57.039 What? 00:15:57.165 --> 00:15:59.166 They're never gonna eat out my ex-girlfriends. 00:15:59.334 --> 00:16:00.959 That's true. 00:16:01.127 --> 00:16:04.713 Hey, I heard. You and your dad are tunnel buddies, huh? 00:16:04.881 --> 00:16:08.717 - Wow, Wallace! - She chose your dad over you, man. 00:16:08.885 --> 00:16:11.637 That's like trading an iPod for a 8 track. 00:16:12.597 --> 00:16:15.849 You need to get even. Go have sex with one of his ex-girlfriends. 00:16:16.017 --> 00:16:18.101 Hey, you think when he's busting a nut, 00:16:18.269 --> 00:16:22.689 he's like, "Great Scott"? No? 00:16:22.857 --> 00:16:26.485 Wait. Can we talk about something else? Like, literally, anything else? 00:16:26.653 --> 00:16:28.570 - Yeah. - Of course. Yeah. 00:16:28.738 --> 00:16:32.199 - Great Scott. - OK. 00:16:33.326 --> 00:16:36.912 - That's it. I'm going for it. - Going for what? 00:16:37.080 --> 00:16:38.872 I'm gonna call every girl in my phone 00:16:39.040 --> 00:16:40.640 until someone agrees to have sex with me. 00:16:40.750 --> 00:16:43.293 - That's strong. Toast to that. - Toast. 00:16:43.461 --> 00:16:45.379 That is a terrible, self-destructive plan, 00:16:45.546 --> 00:16:47.422 and we're behind you a hundred percent. 00:16:51.177 --> 00:16:52.928 Well, hello to you! 00:16:56.391 --> 00:16:58.392 Yeah, I can come to Ohio. 00:16:59.727 --> 00:17:01.812 Ohio? No, you can't. 00:17:03.022 --> 00:17:04.439 I'll take a cab. 00:17:05.149 --> 00:17:07.109 No, it's fine. I'll come to you. 00:17:07.276 --> 00:17:08.777 What hospital? 00:17:09.946 --> 00:17:12.614 I just really need to be with someone right now. 00:17:13.449 --> 00:17:14.866 Hey, I was wondering... 00:17:15.034 --> 00:17:17.119 Do you have someplace I could put my boner? 00:17:18.871 --> 00:17:22.165 No, it's just... we could just snuggle or something. 00:17:22.333 --> 00:17:25.001 What? Well, how old are you? 00:17:26.337 --> 00:17:27.671 - Oh... - OK. 00:17:29.382 --> 00:17:31.717 I got it! I got it. 00:17:31.884 --> 00:17:34.678 I got it. I got it. 00:17:34.846 --> 00:17:36.346 I got it! 00:18:05.877 --> 00:18:08.003 You don't remember my name, do you? 00:18:13.760 --> 00:18:15.302 It's OK. 00:18:15.470 --> 00:18:19.639 It's Shira, and you look like you could use some coffee. 00:18:21.559 --> 00:18:24.352 Yes. Coffee's good. 00:18:30.860 --> 00:18:32.527 I got... 00:18:33.196 --> 00:18:34.863 Where are my pants? 00:18:36.115 --> 00:18:38.533 I don't know. They could be anywhere. Here's your coffee. 00:18:38.701 --> 00:18:40.368 Thank you. 00:18:48.628 --> 00:18:50.504 Did you have a good time last night? 00:18:51.589 --> 00:18:54.883 It was all right. Nothing special. 00:18:59.180 --> 00:19:03.058 Listen, I want you to know that... 00:19:04.894 --> 00:19:06.311 ...I respect you. 00:19:06.479 --> 00:19:08.355 Thank you. 00:19:08.523 --> 00:19:12.692 Normally, I would remember the name of someone that I've... 00:19:12.860 --> 00:19:14.945 What? Oh, my God. 00:19:15.112 --> 00:19:18.406 Did you think we had sex? Oh, my God, we did not have sex. 00:19:18.574 --> 00:19:21.576 Hey, Adam. You left your socks in my room. 00:19:23.162 --> 00:19:25.455 - Did I? - You did. 00:19:26.582 --> 00:19:29.251 Did I, by chance, leave my pants in your room? 00:19:29.418 --> 00:19:32.128 No. When we met, you weren't wearing pants. 00:19:32.296 --> 00:19:35.507 Stop teasing him, you guys. 00:19:35.675 --> 00:19:38.093 - Patrice. Hey, I know you. - Hey. 00:19:38.261 --> 00:19:40.262 - Yeah. - OK. 00:19:41.472 --> 00:19:42.764 What happened last night? 00:19:43.933 --> 00:19:46.184 - Did we do it? - We had sex. 00:19:46.352 --> 00:19:48.645 Yeah. I really liked it. 00:19:49.981 --> 00:19:55.735 I didn't know that my body could handle that much pain. 00:19:55.903 --> 00:19:58.405 And that I would like it. 00:19:59.073 --> 00:20:00.323 You're up. 00:20:01.284 --> 00:20:03.076 Emma. 00:20:03.244 --> 00:20:04.953 - You live here? - Yep. 00:20:05.913 --> 00:20:07.455 You feeling any better? 00:20:09.292 --> 00:20:12.252 Did I have sex with anyone in this apartment last night? 00:20:12.420 --> 00:20:14.379 No, you didn't. 00:20:14.547 --> 00:20:16.798 - No. Sorry. - You didn't. 00:20:16.966 --> 00:20:20.343 Thank you. Yeah, that's... that's funny. 00:20:20.511 --> 00:20:23.555 Let's make fun of the hung-over naked guy. 00:20:23.723 --> 00:20:27.601 But I do have your pants, so if you want them, come with me. 00:20:28.728 --> 00:20:30.979 Yes. Thank you. 00:20:33.357 --> 00:20:35.669 You don't have to feel embarrassed, because we're all doctors, 00:20:35.693 --> 00:20:39.863 so we see literally hundreds of penises a week. 00:20:40.031 --> 00:20:41.114 I see thousands. 00:20:41.282 --> 00:20:43.617 I just pulled a penis out of a VitaminWater yesterday. 00:20:43.784 --> 00:20:45.827 - So, we are cool with penises here. - OK. 00:20:45.995 --> 00:20:47.329 We're professionals. 00:20:47.496 --> 00:20:48.622 Well... 00:20:50.666 --> 00:20:52.083 It has been a pleasure. 00:20:56.130 --> 00:20:57.505 Bravo. 00:20:57.673 --> 00:21:00.634 - Nice. - Bravo, bravo. 00:21:02.345 --> 00:21:04.304 Yep, I'm definitely gay. 00:21:04.472 --> 00:21:06.848 So, how did I get here? 00:21:07.016 --> 00:21:09.392 You texted me that it was an emergency, 00:21:09.560 --> 00:21:12.687 and then I texted you my address, and then you came over. 00:21:12.855 --> 00:21:16.358 And I think you thought you were at home, 00:21:16.525 --> 00:21:18.568 because you started taking off all your clothes. 00:21:18.736 --> 00:21:19.736 Oh, God. 00:21:19.862 --> 00:21:22.113 - Here are your pants. - Thank you. 00:21:30.164 --> 00:21:31.957 So... 00:21:32.124 --> 00:21:36.252 - Did I just pass out on your couch? - No. 00:21:36.420 --> 00:21:39.214 No, then you did this thing. It was... 00:21:39.966 --> 00:21:42.384 ...like a dance? 00:21:42.551 --> 00:21:44.886 - Dance? - Yeah, like... 00:21:48.557 --> 00:21:50.558 - I shook my dick at you? - Yeah. 00:21:50.726 --> 00:21:53.144 Oh, shit. I'm sorry. 00:21:53.312 --> 00:21:55.563 No, no, it was... it was exciting. 00:21:55.731 --> 00:21:57.857 It was like you were cheering while you were doing it. 00:21:58.025 --> 00:22:01.403 You were like, "Look at my dick!" 00:22:03.906 --> 00:22:06.449 - Did you look at it? - Yeah, I looked. 00:22:06.617 --> 00:22:10.286 It was nice. You have a really nice penis. 00:22:11.288 --> 00:22:13.665 - Nice? - It seems kind of like carefree. 00:22:13.833 --> 00:22:15.208 - Yeah? - Yeah. 00:22:15.376 --> 00:22:19.129 Jesus. I don't know where to start. My dad's... 00:22:19.922 --> 00:22:23.216 My dad's dating my ex-girlfriend. 00:22:23.384 --> 00:22:25.343 You told me about it last night. 00:22:25.511 --> 00:22:27.095 Did I tell you like in a charming way? 00:22:27.263 --> 00:22:29.681 Was I like charming and funny when I told you? 00:22:29.849 --> 00:22:31.891 Yeah. You were... 00:22:32.059 --> 00:22:34.185 ...naked and crying. 00:22:36.480 --> 00:22:38.481 Yeah. 00:22:38.649 --> 00:22:40.275 I'm a mess. 00:22:44.613 --> 00:22:46.114 Hey. 00:22:48.325 --> 00:22:49.826 It's gonna be OK. 00:22:53.706 --> 00:22:55.040 Thanks. 00:22:58.294 --> 00:22:59.711 Seriously. 00:23:01.255 --> 00:23:02.756 Thank you. 00:23:03.758 --> 00:23:08.136 I should probably get ready now. I don't want to be late. 00:23:08.304 --> 00:23:12.265 Yeah, it's... You don't want to be late. 00:23:12.433 --> 00:23:14.809 No, that would be bad. 00:23:40.461 --> 00:23:41.544 Condom? 00:23:41.712 --> 00:23:43.463 - Condom. Get a condom. - I know. Condoms. 00:23:43.631 --> 00:23:45.507 - OK. - Condoms. 00:23:50.679 --> 00:23:52.138 Got it. 00:23:52.306 --> 00:23:53.640 - Got it. - Hurry. 00:23:58.437 --> 00:23:59.604 You need help? 00:24:00.481 --> 00:24:02.649 - I got it. - OK. 00:24:02.817 --> 00:24:04.442 Here we go. 00:24:04.610 --> 00:24:05.902 Oh, you got your... 00:24:06.070 --> 00:24:07.779 - Yep. - Let me just... 00:24:27.424 --> 00:24:29.175 - Hey. - Yeah. 00:24:29.343 --> 00:24:31.261 - We're having sex. - I know. 00:24:39.270 --> 00:24:41.354 Emma, we have to be in the hospital in ten minutes. 00:24:42.398 --> 00:24:43.731 OK. 00:24:47.236 --> 00:24:51.156 You have 45 seconds to pull your shit together, OK? 00:24:51.323 --> 00:24:53.658 - I'm way ahead of you. - Fine. 00:24:53.826 --> 00:24:55.660 Fine. 00:25:29.153 --> 00:25:32.322 - Found it! - Oh, great. 00:25:32.489 --> 00:25:33.781 Thank you. 00:25:35.367 --> 00:25:38.661 So, we're not gonna tell anyone about this, OK? 00:25:39.663 --> 00:25:41.581 - Yeah. Of course. - It's just easier that way. 00:25:41.749 --> 00:25:44.459 - Definitely. - Good. 00:25:48.464 --> 00:25:50.506 Emma, time to go! 00:25:51.300 --> 00:25:53.384 Coming! 00:25:54.011 --> 00:25:55.470 - All right? - Is this? 00:25:55.638 --> 00:25:58.056 - No. - It looks like something happened. 00:26:02.811 --> 00:26:04.371 I'm gonna get the bill. I'll pay for it. 00:26:04.521 --> 00:26:05.521 Thank you. 00:26:05.648 --> 00:26:07.899 - Hey. - Hey. 00:26:13.948 --> 00:26:15.323 Hi. 00:26:18.244 --> 00:26:22.330 I just wanted to follow up that text with a phone call. 00:26:22.498 --> 00:26:24.874 Wanted to see if you wanted to hang out again. 00:26:25.042 --> 00:26:26.334 I'm starving. 00:26:27.419 --> 00:26:29.295 That's weird. You just pulled up 00:26:29.463 --> 00:26:31.798 in front of the restaurant that I'm eating at. 00:26:33.175 --> 00:26:34.550 Hey. 00:26:36.053 --> 00:26:37.428 Hi. 00:26:38.430 --> 00:26:41.266 - Hey. I'm Sam. - We work together at the hospital. 00:26:41.433 --> 00:26:43.309 We have like 15 minutes to get food, so... 00:26:43.477 --> 00:26:45.520 She's just using me for my car. 00:26:45.688 --> 00:26:48.356 - You're a doctor? - Not yet. Fingers crossed. 00:26:48.524 --> 00:26:52.026 Awesome. That's awesome for you. 00:26:52.695 --> 00:26:54.195 - Hey, Eli. - Hey. 00:26:54.363 --> 00:26:56.603 Well, we're kind of in a rush, so it was good seeing you. 00:26:56.740 --> 00:26:58.283 - Nice to meet you. - Nice meeting you. 00:26:59.201 --> 00:27:01.077 You look beautiful today. 00:27:04.790 --> 00:27:06.332 Nice meeting you. 00:27:11.505 --> 00:27:13.339 You piece of shit. 00:27:13.507 --> 00:27:17.593 - What? - "What?" Let me ask you. 00:27:18.846 --> 00:27:20.305 Did you have sex with Emma? 00:27:21.390 --> 00:27:23.099 No. 00:27:23.809 --> 00:27:26.811 Did you have sex with Emma? 00:27:28.188 --> 00:27:29.230 Yes. 00:27:29.606 --> 00:27:33.735 - I'm not supposed to tell anyone. - Yes! Wow! 00:27:36.155 --> 00:27:38.823 I called her, but she didn't call me back. She sent me a text. 00:27:38.991 --> 00:27:41.617 - All right. Well, what'd she text you? - "Hi." 00:27:42.786 --> 00:27:44.120 - Just "Hi"? - "Hi." 00:27:44.288 --> 00:27:45.788 With nothing else? Just "H-i"? 00:27:45.956 --> 00:27:47.851 I don't know. What do I do with that? I don't know. 00:27:47.875 --> 00:27:49.250 That's not good. 00:27:49.418 --> 00:27:51.294 You just gotta walk away, pal. It's over. 00:27:51.462 --> 00:27:53.755 - She's not into it. - Shit. Seriously? 00:27:53.922 --> 00:27:56.299 - Good seeing you guys. - See you later. 00:28:02.806 --> 00:28:05.558 You really think she's just using him for his car? 00:28:05.726 --> 00:28:08.978 No, Adam, I don't. I think he wants to fuck her in his Prius. 00:28:09.521 --> 00:28:10.999 And the thing about fucking in a Prius 00:28:11.023 --> 00:28:13.024 is that you don't have to feel guilty afterwards. 00:28:14.401 --> 00:28:16.986 - 'Cause of the carbon footprint. - Yeah. 00:28:21.116 --> 00:28:24.369 - Metzner talked to me the other day. - Shut up. What did he say? 00:28:24.536 --> 00:28:28.039 He was like, "No, you're doing that wrong." It was amazing. 00:28:29.541 --> 00:28:31.125 Emma. 00:28:33.796 --> 00:28:35.588 What are you doing here? 00:28:35.756 --> 00:28:39.967 Hi. You didn't call me back, so I thought I'd come here. 00:28:40.636 --> 00:28:42.136 It's for you. 00:28:43.430 --> 00:28:46.766 "Congrats"? For what? Having sex with you? 00:28:46.934 --> 00:28:52.271 Yeah. You did a good job, so... I thought you deserved a balloon. 00:28:53.023 --> 00:28:54.941 - I'm working. - OK. 00:28:56.151 --> 00:28:58.903 So, what's up with not calling me back? 00:28:59.655 --> 00:29:02.073 - I'm not good at this stuff. - At what, talking? 00:29:02.241 --> 00:29:05.118 Yeah, talking. Communicating. Relationship stuff. 00:29:05.285 --> 00:29:07.954 It's just... This is... 00:29:08.122 --> 00:29:09.539 If we were in a relationship, 00:29:09.706 --> 00:29:12.750 I'd become a weird, scary version of myself, and... 00:29:13.419 --> 00:29:16.045 My throat starts constricting, the walls start throbbing. 00:29:16.213 --> 00:29:19.549 It's like a peanut allergy, like... an emotional peanut allergy. 00:29:20.092 --> 00:29:23.302 Well, I can't date you, either. 'Cause you're not my dad's type, so... 00:29:23.470 --> 00:29:25.471 Emma, rounds. Hey, Adam. 00:29:25.639 --> 00:29:28.516 - What's up? - Look, I should probably go. 00:29:30.477 --> 00:29:32.562 Thank you. We'll be friends, right? 00:29:32.729 --> 00:29:34.397 Yeah, friends. 00:29:35.232 --> 00:29:37.358 With the height difference? 00:29:37.526 --> 00:29:40.278 We stand next to each other, it looks like he's kidnapping me. 00:29:40.446 --> 00:29:42.280 - What? - You always do this. 00:29:42.448 --> 00:29:45.491 You always find something wrong with everybody who likes you. 00:29:45.659 --> 00:29:47.743 And I date guys who have real problems. 00:29:47.911 --> 00:29:50.204 I date guys who steal my credit card, 00:29:50.372 --> 00:29:53.040 and then they tell me it's my fault because I left it out. 00:29:53.208 --> 00:29:55.668 You find these perfect guys, 00:29:55.836 --> 00:29:59.380 and then you're like, "It'll never work, he's too happy." 00:29:59.548 --> 00:30:01.716 What's up, Dr. Metzner? 00:30:02.718 --> 00:30:06.220 Did I just say "What's up" to Stephen Metzner? 00:30:06.388 --> 00:30:08.764 That was really hard to watch. 00:30:08.932 --> 00:30:13.394 Look, I know I'm supposed to want to be in a relationship. 00:30:13.562 --> 00:30:17.231 But I'd just end up with a broken heart and a bunch of his old T-shirts. 00:30:17.399 --> 00:30:19.859 - Just from a purely logical aspect... - What are you doing? 00:30:20.027 --> 00:30:22.528 - I'm texting him. - Of course you are. 00:30:37.711 --> 00:30:40.046 You know, you shouldn't have gotten her a balloon actually. 00:30:40.214 --> 00:30:42.256 Who do you think you are, the old guy from Up? 00:30:42.424 --> 00:30:44.217 You told me to get her a balloon. 00:30:44.384 --> 00:30:48.054 Well, I didn't think you'd actually do it. It's a terrible idea. 00:30:48.222 --> 00:30:49.702 Listen. Hey, nobody knows about this, 00:30:49.806 --> 00:30:52.166 - so don't say anything to anyone. OK? - All right, I won't. 00:30:54.102 --> 00:30:55.895 - It's from Emma. - What's it say? 00:30:56.063 --> 00:30:59.607 - "Where are you?" - What are you writing? 00:31:00.943 --> 00:31:03.778 "Hi, how are you doing?" And then a winky face. 00:31:03.946 --> 00:31:05.947 No, Adam, it's after 10pm. 00:31:06.114 --> 00:31:08.157 Come on, the "Where are you?" text is like saying: 00:31:08.325 --> 00:31:10.409 "Hey, I want to have sex with you, 00:31:10.577 --> 00:31:12.328 but I just need to know how drunk you are." 00:31:12.496 --> 00:31:14.163 Hey. 00:31:14.331 --> 00:31:16.582 Did you fuck Emma and then bring her a balloon? 00:31:16.750 --> 00:31:18.626 What? Did you tell him? 00:31:18.794 --> 00:31:20.253 No! Yes! 00:31:21.129 --> 00:31:24.382 - You can't tell anyone. - She just texted him, "Where are you?" 00:31:24.550 --> 00:31:25.883 Oh, she wants the dick. 00:31:26.802 --> 00:31:30.096 Adam, you want to come back strong here. Go from a position of power. 00:31:30.264 --> 00:31:33.975 Something like, "Where am I? Why don't you check your underpants." 00:31:34.142 --> 00:31:36.018 - Yeah. Don't write that. - Yeah! 00:31:36.186 --> 00:31:39.230 - I would never write that. - See, I like to be kind of scary. 00:31:39.398 --> 00:31:42.191 Like, "Boo! Here comes my dick." 00:31:42.818 --> 00:31:45.319 Did you have sex with some girl and give her a balloon? 00:31:46.321 --> 00:31:49.740 Can we not tell everyone? 00:31:49.908 --> 00:31:52.034 I apologize. 00:31:52.202 --> 00:31:53.995 So, what'd you write back? 00:31:54.830 --> 00:31:56.163 "Hi." 00:32:02.170 --> 00:32:04.530 - Yeah, that could work. - Yeah, it's not bad. "Hi" is fine. 00:32:14.474 --> 00:32:16.851 There were so many interesting things going on. 00:32:17.019 --> 00:32:19.729 - Yeah. - That flippy thing, what was that? 00:32:20.606 --> 00:32:23.816 Sure, I just, I don't know, I had an idea, I just went with it. 00:32:23.984 --> 00:32:26.611 - That was a really good call. - Thank you. 00:32:32.826 --> 00:32:34.827 We probably shouldn't snuggle. 00:32:35.954 --> 00:32:38.706 Yeah. That just felt wrong. 00:32:39.583 --> 00:32:41.292 I should head out. 00:32:42.044 --> 00:32:44.253 - Already? - Yeah. 00:32:46.006 --> 00:32:47.882 You want to grab a muffin or something? 00:32:48.050 --> 00:32:50.593 I can't. I have to go to work. 00:32:50.761 --> 00:32:56.098 OK. You know, I don't want to freak you out, but... 00:32:56.266 --> 00:32:59.018 ...I'd love to hang out with you in the daytime sometime. 00:32:59.728 --> 00:33:02.021 It's not really possible. I have no time. 00:33:02.731 --> 00:33:06.525 I work 80 hours a week, doing 36-hour shifts. 00:33:08.320 --> 00:33:11.197 What I need is someone who's gonna be in my bed at 2am, 00:33:11.365 --> 00:33:14.617 who I don't have to lie to or eat breakfast with. 00:33:14.785 --> 00:33:17.870 I hate breakfast. And lying. 00:33:18.622 --> 00:33:20.706 I also hate war. 00:33:31.009 --> 00:33:32.802 Do you want to do this? 00:33:34.012 --> 00:33:35.554 Do what? 00:33:36.264 --> 00:33:40.685 Use each other for sex, at all hours of the day and night. 00:33:40.852 --> 00:33:42.520 Nothing else. 00:33:47.734 --> 00:33:51.529 - Yeah, I could do that. - Good. 00:33:55.492 --> 00:33:56.784 It's gonna be fun. 00:33:56.952 --> 00:33:59.829 - You know this is never gonna work. - Why not? 00:33:59.996 --> 00:34:02.790 Because clearly you're gonna fall in love with me. 00:34:02.958 --> 00:34:06.127 Oh, really? Well, then we just do this 00:34:06.294 --> 00:34:09.714 until one of us feels something more, and then we stop. 00:34:10.882 --> 00:34:13.426 - Well, it won't be me. - It won't be me. 00:34:17.973 --> 00:34:19.724 Good luck with that. 00:34:22.769 --> 00:34:24.228 - Hey. - Hey. 00:34:26.440 --> 00:34:28.023 We're sex friends. 00:34:28.191 --> 00:34:31.110 Just friends who have sex. 00:34:31.820 --> 00:34:33.487 That's not possible. 00:34:51.840 --> 00:34:55.593 I'm going to distribute these for an hour or so. 00:35:10.650 --> 00:35:12.193 Listen, we should keep this simple. 00:35:12.360 --> 00:35:15.279 I mean, maybe we should establish some ground rules. 00:35:15.447 --> 00:35:17.573 Ground rules. Good idea. 00:35:17.741 --> 00:35:21.035 OK, well, we can start with no fighting. 00:35:21.203 --> 00:35:24.121 - No lying. - Those are good ones. 00:35:24.289 --> 00:35:28.167 No jealousy, no staring deeply into each other's eyes. 00:35:28.335 --> 00:35:31.212 Don't list me as your emergency contact. I won't come. 00:35:31.379 --> 00:35:33.047 Isn't that against your Hippocratic oath? 00:35:33.215 --> 00:35:34.256 - Yeah. - Yeah? 00:35:34.424 --> 00:35:36.467 - I'd let you die. - Oh, yeah? 00:35:37.260 --> 00:35:40.054 I'll be back in like... an hour. 00:35:40.931 --> 00:35:42.431 Have fun. 00:35:42.599 --> 00:35:45.017 I'm just getting some yogurt. 00:35:46.520 --> 00:35:49.355 God, I am single as fuck. 00:36:00.033 --> 00:36:01.450 Oh, my God. 00:36:01.618 --> 00:36:04.161 It looks like it's coming right at me. 00:36:05.580 --> 00:36:07.206 Hey, one more thing. 00:36:07.374 --> 00:36:09.083 Don't call my penis cute. 00:36:09.251 --> 00:36:11.168 Even if it's dressed up like a Care Bear, 00:36:11.336 --> 00:36:13.546 and it's giving you a Care Stare. 00:36:13.713 --> 00:36:16.090 Don't dress up your penis. Ever. 00:36:27.227 --> 00:36:31.605 Does your insurance cover invasive procedures? 00:36:31.773 --> 00:36:34.233 OK. OK, this is getting a little too realistic. 00:36:34.943 --> 00:36:36.110 Trust me. 00:36:46.454 --> 00:36:50.583 I can't focus on my porn with all this real sex going on around me! 00:37:00.719 --> 00:37:02.344 Yes, I'm ready. 00:37:02.512 --> 00:37:04.471 What are you doing?! 00:37:07.392 --> 00:37:10.269 I just friended you. Do you think you're gonna confirm or ignore? 00:37:10.437 --> 00:37:13.063 Oh, I'm gonna confirm. For sure. 00:37:13.648 --> 00:37:16.233 Yeah, look at you. Of course. 00:37:21.323 --> 00:37:22.948 Anytime. Need some help? 00:37:23.116 --> 00:37:25.868 Oh, beautiful! Beautiful! 00:37:38.632 --> 00:37:40.966 ...the tomatoes are Australian. 00:37:49.351 --> 00:37:50.976 - What was that? - What? 00:37:51.144 --> 00:37:54.897 - Are you being jealous? - Of that guy? Come on. 00:37:55.065 --> 00:37:57.858 Look, even if I did like him, it doesn't change what we're doing. 00:37:58.026 --> 00:38:02.237 - Ah, so you like him. - Adam, I'm not yours. 00:38:02.405 --> 00:38:04.907 No, of course not. Why would I think that? 00:38:06.159 --> 00:38:10.245 Wow. Prius. Nice. 00:38:10.997 --> 00:38:14.375 - It's kind of girly, but nice, huh? - What do you drive? 00:38:14.542 --> 00:38:18.587 Just an old BMW. Five series. Right there. 00:38:18.755 --> 00:38:21.590 Oh, yeah, sure. I actually paid for mine. 00:38:21.758 --> 00:38:24.343 I didn't take it from my parents. 00:38:24.511 --> 00:38:26.804 Yeah, I paid for mine, too. 00:38:26.972 --> 00:38:28.681 Oh, yeah? 00:38:30.892 --> 00:38:33.310 You're a big guy. Do you work out? 00:38:33.478 --> 00:38:35.854 Oh. I row. 00:38:36.022 --> 00:38:37.398 Like boats? 00:38:37.565 --> 00:38:40.901 - I rowed crew at Harvard. - Oh, Harvard. 00:38:41.069 --> 00:38:42.861 What were you, a cocksman? What do they say? 00:38:43.029 --> 00:38:44.905 - What do they call it? - Coxswain. 00:38:45.073 --> 00:38:48.867 No. You know, I get it, right? That you're sleeping with Emma? 00:38:49.786 --> 00:38:50.995 I what? 00:38:51.162 --> 00:38:53.288 That you and Emma have sex sometimes. I get it. 00:38:53.456 --> 00:38:55.916 She's tired, she calls you up, you drive over, 00:38:56.084 --> 00:38:58.002 and have sex for, I'm guessing, ten minutes. 00:38:58.169 --> 00:38:59.503 Think that's gonna last? 00:39:01.881 --> 00:39:03.799 I don't know what you're talking about. 00:39:03.967 --> 00:39:06.468 Sure you do. And that's fine, for now. 00:39:06.636 --> 00:39:09.972 But you should just know that I'm gonna be there right next to her every day, 00:39:10.140 --> 00:39:12.599 using big words... 00:39:12.767 --> 00:39:14.852 ...saving people's lives. 00:39:16.271 --> 00:39:18.332 Then, when she's done having her fun with you, she's gonna 00:39:18.356 --> 00:39:22.359 come running to me, because I'm a grownup, and I have a real job. 00:39:23.069 --> 00:39:26.447 I can actually take care of her, you know? 00:39:27.741 --> 00:39:29.992 I'm the guy she marries, Adam. 00:39:30.910 --> 00:39:35.080 You're the guy she fucked a couple of times in the handicapped bathroom. 00:39:53.308 --> 00:39:56.977 - What's this? - These are my feet, Adam. 00:39:57.145 --> 00:40:00.397 - They're fantastic. - No, this. 00:40:00.565 --> 00:40:02.691 That's your script. 00:40:02.859 --> 00:40:04.651 Your dad told me to give it to you. 00:40:04.819 --> 00:40:07.488 Yeah, he read it, and he gave you notes, and... 00:40:08.448 --> 00:40:11.492 I'm not saying Alvin and I did mushrooms together, 00:40:11.659 --> 00:40:13.952 but I'm not prepared to say that we didn't. 00:40:14.120 --> 00:40:16.455 I know that you have issues with your dad, and that's cool, 00:40:16.623 --> 00:40:19.792 but he really likes you and he definitely likes me, 00:40:19.959 --> 00:40:22.669 and we were just jamming ideas and goofing around 00:40:22.837 --> 00:40:25.130 and tripping our balls off. 00:40:26.007 --> 00:40:29.843 Hey. So... I really feel like it needs to be more ghetto. 00:40:30.011 --> 00:40:34.306 You know, like, more crunk? Can you work it out? Thanks. 00:40:34.474 --> 00:40:35.849 - Hey. Nice moves. - Hey. 00:40:36.017 --> 00:40:38.811 I know you were trying really hard out there, but it just didn't work. 00:40:38.978 --> 00:40:41.772 Hey, would you ever? I... 00:40:41.940 --> 00:40:44.024 I wrote an episode. 00:40:44.192 --> 00:40:47.986 - I used to write in college, so... - OK. 00:40:48.154 --> 00:40:49.822 I'm gonna have to stop you right there. 00:40:49.989 --> 00:40:52.282 - Not your job. - Yeah. 00:40:53.326 --> 00:40:56.078 Hey. I'm, like, actually one of those freaks who reads things, 00:40:56.246 --> 00:40:58.664 so if you wanted to give it to me, that's cool. 00:40:58.832 --> 00:41:00.374 - Really? - Yeah. 00:41:00.542 --> 00:41:01.708 - Thank you. - Sure. 00:41:01.876 --> 00:41:04.670 Megan listens to me. Sometimes. 00:41:05.922 --> 00:41:09.383 Victoria! Seriously? Like, I can see you smoking right there. 00:41:09.551 --> 00:41:11.969 Put it out! I'm not gonna chase you. 00:41:12.846 --> 00:41:17.516 I'm not gonna... I'm not gonna... Victoria! Hey! 00:41:22.272 --> 00:41:23.730 Emma! 00:41:23.898 --> 00:41:25.858 Katie, is everything OK? I got your message. 00:41:26.025 --> 00:41:28.735 Emma, I have really good news. 00:41:28.903 --> 00:41:30.904 OK, it happened yesterday after the picnic, 00:41:31.072 --> 00:41:33.532 but I wanted to tell you in person. 00:41:35.952 --> 00:41:37.161 Oh, my God. 00:41:37.328 --> 00:41:39.580 I'm getting married. 00:41:39.747 --> 00:41:40.956 I'm getting married! 00:41:41.124 --> 00:41:43.500 - You're getting married. - I'm getting married! 00:41:45.253 --> 00:41:47.880 Mom is so excited. 00:41:48.047 --> 00:41:50.883 She was like screaming and crying last night. 00:41:51.050 --> 00:41:53.690 And she's gonna fly down with Bones and help me shop for the dress. 00:41:53.761 --> 00:41:57.639 With who? "Bones"? Who's Bones? 00:41:57.807 --> 00:42:00.392 - Oh, crap. - Katie, who's Bones? 00:42:01.352 --> 00:42:03.103 He's Mom's friend. 00:42:03.271 --> 00:42:06.440 I wasn't supposed to tell you about it. Crap. 00:42:06.608 --> 00:42:11.028 She has a boyfriend? Named Bones? 00:42:11.196 --> 00:42:13.780 - What is he, a drifter? - No. 00:42:13.948 --> 00:42:15.407 Why didn't she tell me? 00:42:16.701 --> 00:42:18.368 Well, Emma... 00:42:19.537 --> 00:42:22.122 You're so good at being alone. Mom and I aren't like that. 00:42:22.290 --> 00:42:25.375 - What's that supposed to mean? - It just is true. 00:42:25.543 --> 00:42:28.295 Look, Katie. 00:42:28.463 --> 00:42:31.715 You're 22. Do you really think you're ready to quit school? 00:42:31.883 --> 00:42:34.176 I love him. 00:42:40.600 --> 00:42:42.059 Tea for your 'gina. 00:42:43.311 --> 00:42:46.230 Thanks. My sister's getting married. 00:42:46.397 --> 00:42:47.981 - Yes, we know that. - We heard. 00:42:48.149 --> 00:42:50.150 Oh, shut up, Emma. 00:42:50.318 --> 00:42:51.693 Did you take your Pamprin? 00:42:51.861 --> 00:42:53.654 - Leave me alone. - You leave me alone. 00:42:53.821 --> 00:42:55.697 I love it when we're all on the same cycle. 00:42:55.865 --> 00:42:57.665 We all get to be passive-aggressive and fight. 00:42:57.825 --> 00:42:59.785 You are not even a woman. 00:43:01.329 --> 00:43:02.913 Who is that? 00:43:05.792 --> 00:43:07.000 Hello? 00:43:07.168 --> 00:43:09.211 Hey, it's Adam. 00:43:10.755 --> 00:43:12.172 Are you kidding me? 00:43:13.841 --> 00:43:15.050 Go away. 00:43:15.843 --> 00:43:17.844 I've got cupcakes. 00:43:33.027 --> 00:43:34.194 Hello, everyone. 00:43:34.362 --> 00:43:37.781 I told you not to come. It's not safe in here. 00:43:37.949 --> 00:43:40.033 Do you think that you have red velvet in there? 00:43:40.201 --> 00:43:41.702 I might. 00:43:41.869 --> 00:43:45.580 Let's take a look and see what we have here. 00:43:46.124 --> 00:43:48.667 Shira, chocolate. Now. 00:43:49.294 --> 00:43:52.754 I understand what's going on. You're all on the same cycle. 00:43:52.922 --> 00:43:54.881 This is very exciting. 00:43:55.049 --> 00:43:58.802 Your uterine walls will be shedding for the next three to five days. 00:43:58.970 --> 00:44:01.430 Nice memorization. Did you Google that? 00:44:01.597 --> 00:44:03.557 I may have. 00:44:03.725 --> 00:44:07.519 Because you're women. And I think that's a beautiful thing. 00:44:08.896 --> 00:44:11.857 It's like a crime scene in my pants. 00:44:12.025 --> 00:44:15.610 Oh. I also... 00:44:16.654 --> 00:44:18.530 ...made you this. 00:44:18.698 --> 00:44:21.074 To help soothe your womb. 00:44:22.535 --> 00:44:24.161 It's a mix. 00:44:24.329 --> 00:44:28.081 "Even Flow," "Red Red Wine." 00:44:28.249 --> 00:44:30.083 "Sunday Bloody Sunday"? 00:44:31.002 --> 00:44:32.669 Adam. 00:44:32.837 --> 00:44:34.880 Did you make me a period mix? 00:44:36.132 --> 00:44:37.716 That's so romantic. 00:44:37.884 --> 00:44:39.926 Frank Sinatra. 00:44:40.094 --> 00:44:42.179 "I've Got The World On A String." 00:44:42.347 --> 00:44:44.264 It's a classic. 00:44:46.476 --> 00:44:49.436 Keep, keep bleedin' love 00:44:49.604 --> 00:44:51.104 I keep bleedin'... 00:44:51.272 --> 00:44:53.398 Get that shit away from me. 00:44:53.566 --> 00:44:56.276 Come on, it's soup. It's good for your uterus. 00:44:56.444 --> 00:44:59.196 Just take it, or I'm gonna keep singing. 00:45:03.576 --> 00:45:07.954 Keep bleedin', I keep, keep bleedin' love 00:45:23.221 --> 00:45:24.930 Oh, shit. 00:45:25.598 --> 00:45:27.265 Oh, Adam. 00:45:28.393 --> 00:45:30.644 Adam. 00:45:30.812 --> 00:45:32.312 What? 00:45:33.940 --> 00:45:37.651 We fell asleep. We were spooning. 00:45:39.821 --> 00:45:41.655 - We were? - Yeah. 00:45:41.823 --> 00:45:44.825 And we were spooning with our clothes on, 00:45:44.992 --> 00:45:47.994 which is like ten times worse. 00:45:48.162 --> 00:45:49.996 - Oh, shit. - Yeah. 00:45:50.164 --> 00:45:53.625 - Fully clothed spoon. - This is bad. 00:45:57.422 --> 00:46:00.757 This is my fault. I should not have made you soup. 00:46:01.634 --> 00:46:05.303 - What are we gonna do? - About what? 00:46:05.471 --> 00:46:08.890 Maybe we should... Maybe we should stop for a while. 00:46:09.892 --> 00:46:12.602 No, we're not stopping. 00:46:13.354 --> 00:46:17.149 Yeah, well, I don't know. 00:46:18.943 --> 00:46:20.902 Go hook up with someone else. 00:46:23.281 --> 00:46:25.615 - Are you serious? - Yeah, go... 00:46:25.783 --> 00:46:28.785 Go to the nearest bar and have sex with a stranger. 00:46:28.953 --> 00:46:31.413 - You're kidding? - No. 00:46:37.044 --> 00:46:41.089 - This is crazy. - You made me a period mix. 00:46:44.802 --> 00:46:47.429 Adam, this is an emergency. 00:46:47.597 --> 00:46:49.890 - So you just want me to go? - Yeah. 00:46:50.057 --> 00:46:52.434 - Just have sex with a random woman? - Yeah, go. 00:46:52.602 --> 00:46:54.311 Like a sexual woman? 00:46:54.479 --> 00:46:56.062 Yes! 00:46:58.065 --> 00:47:00.609 I'll go have sex with someone, too. 00:47:07.533 --> 00:47:09.326 OK. 00:47:11.245 --> 00:47:15.081 - No, this is gonna be good for us. - Yeah. It's great. 00:47:20.254 --> 00:47:22.797 Great. Well done. Well played. 00:47:23.758 --> 00:47:25.258 Bye. 00:47:27.178 --> 00:47:29.179 I haven't seen her in two weeks, so... 00:47:30.890 --> 00:47:32.576 She said I should hook up with other people. 00:47:32.600 --> 00:47:33.994 I mean, what am I supposed to do with that? 00:47:34.018 --> 00:47:37.395 - Look at my face. - No, I get it. I just... 00:47:37.563 --> 00:47:39.147 Look at my face. What does my face say? 00:47:39.315 --> 00:47:41.608 Yeah, Adam, come on, you're living every man's dreams. 00:47:41.776 --> 00:47:43.629 I mean, she wants you to hook up with other girls. 00:47:43.653 --> 00:47:45.695 - Yes. - Look, in ten years from now, 00:47:45.863 --> 00:47:47.739 you're gonna be having sex with your wife. 00:47:47.907 --> 00:47:49.699 And it's gonna be in the missionary position. 00:47:49.867 --> 00:47:52.160 - And one of you is going to be asleep. - Yep. 00:47:52.328 --> 00:47:54.329 And you're gonna think back to this moment, 00:47:54.497 --> 00:47:57.290 and you're gonna call me up, crying. 00:47:57.458 --> 00:48:00.835 And I'm gonna laugh in your face, Adam. I'm sorry, but it's what I'm gonna do. 00:48:01.003 --> 00:48:02.504 This is a gift right now. 00:48:02.672 --> 00:48:04.512 You don't even have to have breakfast with her. 00:48:04.632 --> 00:48:07.133 I know. I get that. I just... 00:48:07.301 --> 00:48:09.135 Look at my face. 00:48:11.013 --> 00:48:13.139 You bringing Adam to the Christmas party tonight? 00:48:13.307 --> 00:48:16.393 No. Things were getting too intense, so we decided not to see each other 00:48:16.561 --> 00:48:18.311 until we hook up with other people. 00:48:18.479 --> 00:48:23.149 OK. Yes. Good. We are getting laid tonight, right? 00:48:23.317 --> 00:48:25.796 This is gonna be like Sideways, except that you're Paul Giamatti, 00:48:25.820 --> 00:48:27.988 - and I'm the guy that gets laid. - I can't get laid? 00:48:28.155 --> 00:48:30.782 No. Tonight is about me, Emma. All right? I'm feeling hot. 00:48:30.950 --> 00:48:32.784 I'm feeling good. I am wearing bikini bottoms 00:48:32.952 --> 00:48:34.411 because my other underwear is dirty. 00:48:34.579 --> 00:48:37.330 All right, we're hot. You feel hot? 00:48:37.498 --> 00:48:39.499 No one threw up on me today. 00:48:39.667 --> 00:48:43.044 We're sluts, Emma! We're dirty, dirty, sluts! 00:48:43.212 --> 00:48:45.672 - OK. - Remember, we're sluts! 00:48:58.853 --> 00:49:00.687 Good evening, sir. 00:49:02.815 --> 00:49:05.483 No, I got that! I got that, pal. That's gonna be me. 00:49:08.696 --> 00:49:11.698 - Did you just open the car door for me? - Yes, I did. 00:49:11.866 --> 00:49:14.367 No one's ever done that for me before. Do it again. 00:49:14.535 --> 00:49:16.036 All right. 00:49:19.999 --> 00:49:22.334 - How's that? - It's amazing. 00:49:23.502 --> 00:49:24.669 Can I have your arm? 00:49:26.839 --> 00:49:29.549 So, when I have to tell someone that someone they loved died, 00:49:29.717 --> 00:49:32.552 it's hard, you know? Sometimes I laugh. 00:49:32.720 --> 00:49:35.055 Because it's kind of weird. 00:49:35.222 --> 00:49:36.389 Very nice. 00:49:36.557 --> 00:49:40.268 - Oh, don't even think about it. - I'm gonna go talk to him. 00:49:40.436 --> 00:49:42.062 Emma, no. 00:49:42.229 --> 00:49:45.106 I'm gonna do this. 00:49:45.274 --> 00:49:48.151 Emma, think about your career. Do not do this. 00:49:51.113 --> 00:49:52.989 - Dr. Metzner. - Yes? 00:49:53.157 --> 00:49:55.033 Hi. I'm Emma Kurtzman. 00:49:56.077 --> 00:50:01.956 I've been ho, ho, hoping that I'd get the chance to talk to you. 00:50:04.752 --> 00:50:07.545 - Does anyone here need a drink? - Patrón! 00:50:08.798 --> 00:50:10.340 How are you guys doing? 00:50:10.508 --> 00:50:12.884 - Joy, come join us. - Hey, Joy. 00:50:13.052 --> 00:50:14.427 - What's up? - I have to work. 00:50:14.595 --> 00:50:16.073 - Come on, just sit down for a second. - Sit down. 00:50:16.097 --> 00:50:17.931 - OK. - Come on. Here. You take that one. 00:50:18.099 --> 00:50:19.326 - We're just hanging. - Thank you. 00:50:19.350 --> 00:50:21.017 Screw the customers. 00:50:21.185 --> 00:50:23.770 She is so good at impressions. 00:50:23.938 --> 00:50:26.356 - Do an impression, then. - Yes, do an impression. 00:50:26.524 --> 00:50:27.816 All right, guess who this is. 00:50:30.778 --> 00:50:32.278 Dad! 00:50:33.280 --> 00:50:34.989 - Dad! - Oh, my God, that's so cute. 00:50:35.157 --> 00:50:36.157 - I don't know. - Come on. 00:50:36.283 --> 00:50:37.867 - Where are you? - I don't know. 00:50:38.035 --> 00:50:41.413 - Where are you, Dad? - It's Nemo. 00:50:42.039 --> 00:50:43.623 - Yes! - Yeah. 00:50:43.791 --> 00:50:44.958 - Nemo. - Amazing. 00:50:45.126 --> 00:50:48.086 I don't know why I didn't get that. How did you know that? 00:50:48.254 --> 00:50:50.922 'Cause I've seen it a thousand times. That's how. 00:50:51.090 --> 00:50:53.883 - Drew Barrymore. - I don't know if I'm drunk enough. 00:50:54.051 --> 00:50:55.677 - Come on. - You can't do Drew Barrymore. 00:50:55.845 --> 00:50:57.762 Oh, but she can. 00:50:57.930 --> 00:51:03.601 Happy holidays. I was in The Wedding Singer. 00:51:03.769 --> 00:51:05.145 That's it. That's all I have. 00:51:05.312 --> 00:51:07.480 That was kind of an amazing Drew Barrymore. 00:51:07.648 --> 00:51:09.568 You kind of even looked like her when you did it. 00:51:09.650 --> 00:51:12.610 Oh, my God, Joy. I love you so much. 00:51:14.321 --> 00:51:15.447 You do? 00:51:16.323 --> 00:51:17.657 Yeah. 00:51:17.825 --> 00:51:19.200 Lisa... 00:51:19.368 --> 00:51:21.828 ...I love you. 00:51:21.996 --> 00:51:24.831 - Wait. - I'm seriously in love with you. 00:51:24.999 --> 00:51:26.750 Wait. Why didn't you tell me sooner? 00:51:26.917 --> 00:51:30.336 - I didn't have the courage. - Oh, my God. This is amazing. 00:51:30.504 --> 00:51:34.424 - God, you look so beautiful. - And your eyes are so pretty. 00:51:34.592 --> 00:51:37.427 - Have you got? - Let's do this. 00:51:37.595 --> 00:51:39.596 Wallace, could you take a picture of this? 00:51:39.764 --> 00:51:42.307 Yeah, Wallace, I got a camera right here, if you just wanna... 00:51:42.475 --> 00:51:45.518 No problem at all. Just get a little closer, ladies. 00:51:45.686 --> 00:51:48.688 All right. Everybody smile. 00:51:48.856 --> 00:51:50.857 Happy ho-lidays! 00:51:58.282 --> 00:51:59.532 Hey, hey! 00:51:59.700 --> 00:52:01.701 Merry Christmas. Happy holidays. 00:52:01.869 --> 00:52:03.328 Can I get you a dri? 00:52:07.416 --> 00:52:09.501 You want to get out of here? 00:52:10.503 --> 00:52:11.753 Yes. Yeah. 00:52:11.921 --> 00:52:13.797 I'll get my stuff. 00:52:41.075 --> 00:52:43.535 Listen, don't fuck one of those girls. 00:52:43.702 --> 00:52:47.622 They're not... they're not nice. They're not nice girls. 00:52:48.916 --> 00:52:51.000 What? Emma? 00:52:51.168 --> 00:52:52.710 Is that you? 00:52:53.879 --> 00:52:55.296 Katie! 00:52:55.464 --> 00:52:58.675 Yeah, hi. What are you doing? Where are you? 00:52:58.843 --> 00:53:01.928 I'm just studying for the doctor test. 00:53:02.096 --> 00:53:03.555 You're coming tomorrow, right? 00:53:03.722 --> 00:53:05.431 Hold on. 00:53:06.976 --> 00:53:08.059 Hey, Adam. 00:53:08.227 --> 00:53:09.947 I am following your instructions diligently. 00:53:10.020 --> 00:53:13.106 - Put that away! - Who are you talking to? 00:53:19.864 --> 00:53:22.031 Are you there? You're not there, are you? 00:53:24.159 --> 00:53:27.704 Taxi! Taxi! 00:53:33.919 --> 00:53:35.461 Take me to Adam's house. 00:53:35.629 --> 00:53:38.423 - OK, ma'am, where's that? - Where Adam lives. 00:53:38.591 --> 00:53:40.383 - All right... - Just go. Go. 00:53:40.551 --> 00:53:42.343 OK, I'm going. 00:53:57.526 --> 00:54:01.279 Got a cocktail for the ladies. 00:54:01.447 --> 00:54:03.948 That's my Christopher Walken. 00:54:04.658 --> 00:54:09.037 Yeah. I'll just set these over here and... 00:54:10.414 --> 00:54:13.541 ...then we can all sort of involve ourselves in... 00:54:13.709 --> 00:54:15.752 OK, let's... 00:54:15.920 --> 00:54:19.047 Well, you guys are doing a really good job. 00:54:19.214 --> 00:54:21.174 I'll just be over here if you need me. 00:54:21.342 --> 00:54:22.717 Adam! 00:54:23.510 --> 00:54:26.304 Adam Franklin! 00:54:28.182 --> 00:54:30.683 Adam! Franklin! 00:54:31.226 --> 00:54:32.977 OK. 00:54:33.145 --> 00:54:35.772 Just keep up the good work, ladies. 00:54:43.781 --> 00:54:45.823 What are? What are you? 00:54:47.242 --> 00:54:48.534 Hey. 00:54:48.702 --> 00:54:50.787 Are you? 00:54:50.955 --> 00:54:53.665 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 00:54:57.127 --> 00:54:59.629 What's going on? 00:54:59.797 --> 00:55:02.340 - This is Joy. - I'm Joy. Hi. 00:55:03.592 --> 00:55:06.761 - Good for you. - Adam? 00:55:08.389 --> 00:55:10.181 And this is Lisa. 00:55:11.767 --> 00:55:15.561 You are such an overachiever. 00:55:15.729 --> 00:55:17.021 Thank you. 00:55:17.189 --> 00:55:18.898 No, we don't need her. Make her leave. 00:55:19.066 --> 00:55:21.734 No. You leave. 00:55:22.695 --> 00:55:24.988 Are you trying to get rid of us? 00:55:25.155 --> 00:55:26.781 You look like a pumpkin, bitch! 00:55:26.949 --> 00:55:29.742 - This is amazing. - Oh, you make... Hey! 00:55:31.245 --> 00:55:33.329 OK. I got this. 00:55:33.497 --> 00:55:37.375 I got this. You just... calm down. 00:55:40.879 --> 00:55:43.589 But we don't look anything like pumpkins. 00:55:43.757 --> 00:55:47.176 I know. She probably forgot to take her meds. 00:55:47.344 --> 00:55:50.596 You know, for your own safety, you'd better get your stuff and go. 00:55:50.764 --> 00:55:52.056 Thanks. 00:55:53.017 --> 00:55:55.601 Watch out, though. She could be anywhere. 00:55:55.769 --> 00:55:58.688 She's quick. Like a puma. 00:56:01.358 --> 00:56:02.567 You're so mean! 00:56:02.735 --> 00:56:07.447 Ring, ring! It's the pumpkin patch! They want their pumpkins back! 00:56:07.614 --> 00:56:09.866 - We're not pumpkins! - We're ladies! 00:56:10.034 --> 00:56:12.452 But you're so orange. 00:56:12.619 --> 00:56:15.079 Hey, someone call Charlie Brown! 00:56:15.247 --> 00:56:17.707 We found the Great Pumpkin! 00:56:17.875 --> 00:56:19.876 Ow! Don't! Don't! 00:56:27.134 --> 00:56:29.594 You're crazy. 00:56:29.762 --> 00:56:32.263 I felt like Flavor Flav. 00:56:32.431 --> 00:56:37.310 - I can't believe you chose those girls. - Are you jealous? 00:56:37.478 --> 00:56:41.272 Don't do that. Don't just disappear like that on me. 00:56:41.440 --> 00:56:44.150 - You told me to. - You shouldn't listen to me. 00:56:44.318 --> 00:56:46.027 Fine, I won't. 00:56:54.161 --> 00:56:57.580 - Did you smell my hair? - No. 00:57:08.092 --> 00:57:10.153 - What did you want to talk to me about? - Wait. Just hang out here. 00:57:10.177 --> 00:57:11.636 Right here? 00:57:11.804 --> 00:57:13.179 Oh, man. 00:57:13.764 --> 00:57:15.014 Surprise! 00:57:15.182 --> 00:57:17.934 Happy birthday! 00:57:28.362 --> 00:57:31.864 As the days of the year roll by 00:57:33.158 --> 00:57:38.037 There's one that brings a tear to a daddy's eye 00:57:38.789 --> 00:57:41.499 'Cause I'm so happy 00:57:41.667 --> 00:57:44.836 To be your pappy 00:57:45.003 --> 00:57:49.132 Today and I'll tell you why 00:57:51.677 --> 00:57:54.345 It's your birthday 00:57:54.513 --> 00:57:56.973 Baby boy 00:57:57.683 --> 00:58:00.393 - It's your birthday - Birthday 00:58:00.561 --> 00:58:02.895 Birthday boy 00:58:03.063 --> 00:58:05.731 - Happy birthday, happy birthday - Hap... py! 00:58:05.899 --> 00:58:07.900 - Happy birthday, happy birthday - Birth... day! 00:58:08.068 --> 00:58:10.444 Happy birthday 00:58:10.612 --> 00:58:11.737 To you 00:58:11.905 --> 00:58:13.322 Everybody! 00:58:13.490 --> 00:58:17.410 Happy birthday 00:58:17.578 --> 00:58:21.247 To you! 00:58:29.047 --> 00:58:31.799 Blow it out! Blow it out! Oh, Adam, happy birthday. 00:58:31.967 --> 00:58:34.093 - We're so proud of you. - Make a wish. 00:58:42.269 --> 00:58:44.687 Guys, you get a five-minute warning. 00:58:44.855 --> 00:58:46.439 - OK? - No, he's ten-one. 00:58:46.607 --> 00:58:48.566 I already texted him. 00:58:48.734 --> 00:58:53.654 - So, all is forgiven? - No. Nothing is forgiven. 00:58:54.448 --> 00:58:57.116 Adam, don't you think it's been weird for me, too? 00:58:57.284 --> 00:59:00.745 Knowing that... my own son had sex with my girlfriend? 00:59:02.289 --> 00:59:04.582 But I got over it. You should, too. 00:59:04.750 --> 00:59:06.436 Excuse me! Can I have your autograph, please? 00:59:06.460 --> 00:59:07.960 - Mine, too, please. - Certainly. 00:59:08.128 --> 00:59:10.922 Listen, let me take you to a nice birthday dinner tonight. 00:59:11.089 --> 00:59:14.634 You, me and Vanessa. We have something we want to talk to you about. 00:59:14.801 --> 00:59:15.927 - Something? - Yeah. 00:59:16.094 --> 00:59:19.472 - Like what? - Just something important, OK? 00:59:19.640 --> 00:59:21.515 - Please don't do this. - 8:30, STK. 00:59:21.683 --> 00:59:25.019 All right? Be there. Bring anyone you want, all right? 00:59:25.187 --> 00:59:27.667 - Bye, everyone. Thank you. - Oh, thank you so much for coming. 00:59:27.731 --> 00:59:29.190 It's been an honor. 00:59:29.358 --> 00:59:33.152 - Great Scott! - Bravo! Bravo! 00:59:37.157 --> 00:59:39.575 What the fuck? 00:59:39.743 --> 00:59:42.453 - What happened? - Oh, my. 00:59:42.621 --> 00:59:45.414 Are you OK? Are you OK? What happened? 00:59:45.582 --> 00:59:47.708 - Give me that! - That's my phone! 00:59:47.876 --> 00:59:50.753 Fuck you, Chuck! You're very talented, but fuck you! 00:59:50.921 --> 00:59:52.255 Can we get a medic, please? 00:59:52.422 --> 00:59:55.841 Try to use it as little as possible. 00:59:56.009 --> 00:59:59.095 - No sports or working out for a while. - Dr. Metzner? 01:00:01.348 --> 01:00:04.183 Adam, what's going on? What happened? 01:00:04.351 --> 01:00:07.687 He sprained his wrist punching a wall. 01:00:08.689 --> 01:00:10.898 You texted me that you were dying. 01:00:11.066 --> 01:00:12.608 It really hurt. 01:00:13.151 --> 01:00:16.529 I gave him some hydrocodone for the night. It's a very strong painkiller. 01:00:16.697 --> 01:00:19.156 You might want to have Dr. Kurtzman here drive you home. 01:00:20.784 --> 01:00:24.620 And here is a prescription for an anti-inflammatory. 01:00:25.956 --> 01:00:27.665 Don't worry. You're in good hands. 01:00:27.833 --> 01:00:29.792 Your girlfriend here is a very talented doctor. 01:00:29.960 --> 01:00:32.503 No. No, I'm... I'm not his girlfriend. 01:00:32.671 --> 01:00:34.463 She is not my girlfriend. 01:00:34.631 --> 01:00:38.175 Oh, sorry. I saw that he listed you as an emergency contact. 01:00:39.970 --> 01:00:42.805 My mistake. Feel better. 01:00:43.640 --> 01:00:47.184 Oh, by the way, I enjoyed your dad's TV show. 01:00:47.352 --> 01:00:49.645 Great Scott. That's funny stuff. 01:00:50.355 --> 01:00:52.356 I'll tell him you said that. 01:00:57.446 --> 01:01:00.573 My dad invited me to dinner, 01:01:00.741 --> 01:01:02.742 and he's bringing Vanessa. 01:01:03.744 --> 01:01:06.454 - You have to come. - No, I don't. 01:01:06.621 --> 01:01:08.873 I just worked 14 hours. I'm not gonna meet your parents. 01:01:09.041 --> 01:01:11.917 You know what? Just help me. 01:01:13.920 --> 01:01:17.923 These are really powerful painkillers. I can't feel anything. 01:01:20.218 --> 01:01:21.552 Feel that? 01:01:23.722 --> 01:01:26.015 Yeah. I felt that. 01:01:26.183 --> 01:01:28.100 Happy birthday, Adam. 01:01:28.268 --> 01:01:30.603 I'm so glad you guys could join us for dinner. 01:01:30.771 --> 01:01:33.439 Cheers. I'll come right back to take your order. 01:01:34.399 --> 01:01:38.235 So, how you doing there, kiddo? 01:01:38.403 --> 01:01:41.864 Perfect, Dad. Thank you for asking. 01:01:43.116 --> 01:01:44.784 How long have you two been together? 01:01:44.951 --> 01:01:46.702 Oh, we're not. 01:01:46.870 --> 01:01:50.164 - We're sex friends. - Yeah. Yes, we are. 01:01:50.957 --> 01:01:54.460 Yeah, friends with benefits? Fuck buddies? 01:01:55.962 --> 01:01:58.089 Great Scott! 01:01:59.007 --> 01:02:03.636 I know this might be hard, but just because I'm your ex-girlfriend 01:02:03.804 --> 01:02:09.392 doesn't mean that you can't look at me as a kind of... mum? 01:02:09.559 --> 01:02:11.477 - Oh, boy. - Especially because, well, 01:02:11.645 --> 01:02:17.566 Alvin and I have been talking about creating new life together. 01:02:17.734 --> 01:02:19.819 You see, we were at Burning Man. 01:02:19.986 --> 01:02:22.905 - And we were dressed up. - Yeah. I was dressed as a fire bird. 01:02:23.073 --> 01:02:24.824 And what were you dressed as? 01:02:24.991 --> 01:02:28.494 I was naked. And we were just out there in the desert, 01:02:28.662 --> 01:02:31.330 and he was burying my bare body in the sand. 01:02:31.498 --> 01:02:34.834 Yeah. Pecking at it with my... fire beak. 01:02:35.001 --> 01:02:36.919 And then I just thought, 01:02:37.087 --> 01:02:41.257 you know, what if all these grains of sand, 01:02:41.425 --> 01:02:44.051 were actually babies? 01:02:44.678 --> 01:02:48.264 - And so we... - We had this wonderful idea. 01:02:48.432 --> 01:02:52.560 And we... well, we'd like your blessing, Adam. 01:02:52.727 --> 01:02:56.272 How do you feel about the two of us having a baby together? 01:02:58.650 --> 01:02:59.733 Adam. 01:03:02.737 --> 01:03:05.281 This isn't really my place. I mean, who am I? 01:03:05.449 --> 01:03:07.283 I just have sex with your son sometimes. 01:03:07.451 --> 01:03:09.118 - But... - Yes, she does. 01:03:09.661 --> 01:03:12.746 But... there is really no reason 01:03:12.914 --> 01:03:15.207 for you to bring a child into this world, 01:03:15.375 --> 01:03:17.918 since you're acting like children already. 01:03:18.086 --> 01:03:20.337 - That was really mean. - Yeah. 01:03:21.298 --> 01:03:23.549 I'm mean. But you're fucking crazy. 01:03:23.717 --> 01:03:25.843 'Cause given the choice between Adam and his dad, 01:03:26.011 --> 01:03:27.931 given the choice between Adam and anyone, really, 01:03:28.054 --> 01:03:30.598 I'd choose Adam, every time. 01:03:33.101 --> 01:03:36.187 - Do you want to get out of here? - Yep. 01:03:36.354 --> 01:03:38.355 Fuck this. 01:03:39.524 --> 01:03:41.692 Oh, by the way... 01:03:41.860 --> 01:03:43.652 ...it's the best sex of my life. 01:03:47.782 --> 01:03:49.492 Great Scott! 01:03:56.625 --> 01:04:00.794 I have to say, this is probably the best birthday dinner ever. 01:04:00.962 --> 01:04:02.880 I wanted to make it special. 01:04:03.048 --> 01:04:04.381 Yeah? Where's the cake? 01:04:05.425 --> 01:04:07.384 That comes later, baby. 01:04:10.931 --> 01:04:12.264 - Hey. - What? 01:04:12.432 --> 01:04:15.935 Thank you for what you did back at the restaurant. 01:04:34.496 --> 01:04:36.121 Go on a date with me. 01:04:37.290 --> 01:04:39.041 You're heavily sedated. 01:04:39.209 --> 01:04:42.670 Come on, it's... it's one date. Just do it. 01:04:42.837 --> 01:04:45.756 Why? So I can wear makeup and act perfect all night? 01:04:45.924 --> 01:04:47.383 Yeah. 01:04:47.551 --> 01:04:51.470 I'll pick you up, and we can talk about our favorite books 01:04:51.638 --> 01:04:54.348 and our favorite TV shows. 01:04:54.516 --> 01:04:57.017 I'll pay for everything, and you can reward me 01:04:57.185 --> 01:04:59.979 with an over-the-jeans cock rub. 01:05:01.147 --> 01:05:02.356 Like a real date. 01:05:02.524 --> 01:05:05.943 - Is that really what you want? - This Friday. 01:05:06.820 --> 01:05:08.362 This Friday is Valentine's Day. 01:05:08.530 --> 01:05:09.863 - Yeah. - No. 01:05:10.031 --> 01:05:12.324 Go big or go home. There'll be hearts, 01:05:12.492 --> 01:05:15.077 and maybe some flowers. 01:05:18.498 --> 01:05:19.665 One date. 01:05:23.712 --> 01:05:25.296 Fine. 01:05:25.463 --> 01:05:31.343 - What? - I'll go on a date with you. 01:05:31.511 --> 01:05:34.138 - I thought that's what you said. - But no flowers, OK? 01:05:54.284 --> 01:05:56.076 You look amazing. 01:05:56.244 --> 01:05:58.662 Thank you. 01:06:02.375 --> 01:06:04.960 - You said no flowers. - That's pretty cute. 01:06:05.128 --> 01:06:06.962 Yeah, I'm pretty good at this. 01:06:08.465 --> 01:06:10.466 Thank you. 01:06:10.634 --> 01:06:14.970 I've had a really tough day, so, I just won't... 01:06:15.138 --> 01:06:17.765 I promise. It's about to get better. 01:06:31.237 --> 01:06:34.573 - I made you a Valentine's Day card. - What? 01:06:37.160 --> 01:06:39.078 It's perfect. 01:06:39.245 --> 01:06:42.706 Can you read it for me? Is that weird? 01:06:44.584 --> 01:06:48.545 "You give me premature ventricular contractions." 01:06:49.923 --> 01:06:52.925 - I'm assuming that's a good thing? - You make my heart skip a beat. 01:06:55.428 --> 01:06:57.846 - Don't make fun of me. - Wow. 01:06:58.723 --> 01:07:00.849 - So, you ready for tonight? - Yeah. 01:07:02.018 --> 01:07:03.227 I'm glad to see you. 01:07:06.272 --> 01:07:08.774 - Are you excited? - Yeah. 01:07:09.901 --> 01:07:11.026 - Louder! - Yeah! 01:07:11.194 --> 01:07:13.529 - Yeah! - So excited! 01:07:15.907 --> 01:07:19.118 - Here's our itinerary. - You made me an itinerary? 01:07:19.285 --> 01:07:22.121 Yeah, we got a lot to do. We got to make up for lost time. 01:07:23.415 --> 01:07:25.040 Google Maps. Nice. 01:07:25.834 --> 01:07:28.627 OK, full disclosure: 01:07:28.795 --> 01:07:30.963 I have played before, 01:07:31.131 --> 01:07:33.382 and I might be kind of good. 01:07:33.550 --> 01:07:35.050 - This is pretty. - It is pretty. 01:07:35.218 --> 01:07:37.720 - But this... it's just gonna be fun. - OK. 01:07:38.263 --> 01:07:39.471 Ladies first. 01:07:40.223 --> 01:07:43.976 OK. Don't expect too much. 01:07:48.148 --> 01:07:49.481 Nice and easy. 01:07:57.824 --> 01:08:01.410 - Yeah. I stuck it in. - Wow. 01:08:01.578 --> 01:08:03.829 Well, this hole's a little bit more complicated. 01:08:03.997 --> 01:08:07.624 You're gonna have to bank it off there. It's all about the geometry. 01:08:07.792 --> 01:08:09.168 I'm a doctor. 01:08:22.807 --> 01:08:24.558 That hole is my bitch! 01:08:38.823 --> 01:08:41.533 Yes! Yes! 01:08:41.701 --> 01:08:43.285 Yeah! 01:08:44.996 --> 01:08:46.163 Thank you. 01:08:46.831 --> 01:08:48.791 I don't get my own milkshake? 01:08:48.958 --> 01:08:52.878 No, it's one milkshake, two straws. That's what makes it special. 01:08:53.046 --> 01:08:54.838 But I'm so hungry. 01:08:55.006 --> 01:08:57.716 We have dinner later. Didn't you read the itinerary? 01:08:57.884 --> 01:09:00.552 You're gonna get more shake, you have a bigger mouth. 01:09:00.720 --> 01:09:03.514 You have a pretty big mouth. Oh, easy. 01:09:08.520 --> 01:09:10.938 Hey! That's cheating. 01:09:18.404 --> 01:09:19.696 Sorry. 01:09:21.115 --> 01:09:22.366 Thanks. 01:09:23.451 --> 01:09:26.745 I really like you. 01:09:27.413 --> 01:09:29.122 I actually think that... 01:09:32.961 --> 01:09:34.545 ...I'm falling... 01:09:39.926 --> 01:09:41.552 You can have the rest. 01:10:09.289 --> 01:10:11.623 How do they change these lightbulbs? 01:10:11.791 --> 01:10:13.375 Must be a nightmare. 01:10:13.543 --> 01:10:17.379 - Adam? - Oh, here. You want your coat? 01:10:17.547 --> 01:10:19.214 - I can take that. - You cold? 01:10:23.052 --> 01:10:26.471 I can't do this. Could you please take me back to work? 01:10:26.639 --> 01:10:29.182 No. No, that's not the deal. 01:10:29.350 --> 01:10:31.977 The deal is that we're gonna walk around, 01:10:32.145 --> 01:10:34.521 and we're gonna look at the twinkly lights, and then... 01:10:34.689 --> 01:10:36.690 Why are you messing everything up? 01:10:37.442 --> 01:10:39.818 That's what people do, Emma. 01:10:39.986 --> 01:10:42.106 They buy each other flowers, and they go to museums... 01:10:42.155 --> 01:10:45.282 You know me. This stuff freaks me out. 01:10:45.450 --> 01:10:46.909 It's fake. 01:10:48.494 --> 01:10:51.830 What's wrong with what we're doing? It's working. We don't have to fight... 01:10:51.998 --> 01:10:54.333 - Maybe I want to fight. - Yeah, well, I don't. 01:10:54.500 --> 01:10:57.544 What are you gonna do? You're never gonna feel anything? 01:10:57.712 --> 01:10:59.129 How you gonna do that? 01:10:59.297 --> 01:11:01.840 I don't know. I'll figure it out. 01:11:05.595 --> 01:11:07.930 - You're so messed up. - Yeah? 01:11:08.097 --> 01:11:12.643 I don't need you to take care of me. I take care of myself. 01:11:13.353 --> 01:11:15.520 That's what I do. 01:11:15.688 --> 01:11:20.567 Why don't you go find some other girl who's not gonna hurt you? 01:11:22.737 --> 01:11:25.072 Because I love you. 01:11:25.239 --> 01:11:27.532 It's obvious. I completely love you. There. 01:11:27.700 --> 01:11:29.534 Oh, yeah. You're such a wimp. 01:11:29.702 --> 01:11:31.578 - I am not a wimp. - Well, then be with me! 01:11:32.288 --> 01:11:34.831 OK, you're gonna fight me. Yeah? Is that what you're gonna? 01:11:34.999 --> 01:11:39.461 You can't fight me, you're miniature. You're like a girl Rick Moranis. 01:11:40.880 --> 01:11:42.547 You fight like a hamster. 01:11:42.715 --> 01:11:45.050 Hey. Hey! 01:11:45.218 --> 01:11:49.554 Excuse me! Excuse me! You can't do that here. 01:11:49.722 --> 01:11:52.516 OK. I'm sorry. 01:12:00.316 --> 01:12:01.817 All right, you're out! 01:12:18.626 --> 01:12:20.419 I can't keep doing this. 01:12:25.591 --> 01:12:27.592 I'm not gonna see you again. 01:12:29.095 --> 01:12:30.429 I know. 01:12:31.514 --> 01:12:33.181 That makes sense. 01:12:40.523 --> 01:12:42.399 Bye. 01:13:12.930 --> 01:13:16.850 - Hey, you OK? - Yeah. I'm fine, thanks. 01:13:17.018 --> 01:13:21.063 - You wanna go get a coffee? - No, thanks. 01:13:36.579 --> 01:13:38.497 You're a really good cook. 01:13:38.664 --> 01:13:40.248 Oh, this? I just threw it together. 01:13:41.751 --> 01:13:42.918 Oh, shit. 01:13:43.836 --> 01:13:44.836 Oh, hey, Adam! 01:13:47.006 --> 01:13:49.216 Adam. Hello! 01:13:50.760 --> 01:13:51.968 Lucy. 01:13:52.136 --> 01:13:53.776 Yeah, we were just having a romantic night 01:13:53.888 --> 01:13:55.889 when your friend stopped by from work. 01:13:56.057 --> 01:13:57.951 Usually I spend Valentine's Day catching up on work and stuff, 01:13:57.975 --> 01:14:00.393 but this is like, this is really fun. 01:14:01.437 --> 01:14:02.854 How was your night? 01:14:03.856 --> 01:14:05.273 Yeah, it wasn't. 01:14:10.029 --> 01:14:11.738 Do you want to go to my room? 01:14:11.906 --> 01:14:14.032 Yes, I do. Perfect. 01:14:14.700 --> 01:14:16.409 Sorry, gotta go. So sorry. 01:14:16.577 --> 01:14:19.371 Oh, you know what? I need a napkin. Can I just borrow this one? 01:14:19.539 --> 01:14:23.500 Sorry. Just... quick. Thank you. Beautiful. 01:14:23.668 --> 01:14:25.585 So, I'm really excited to talk to you. 01:14:25.753 --> 01:14:29.548 I hope it's OK that I got your address from the W-4. 01:14:29.715 --> 01:14:31.925 - Is that weird? OK. - No. 01:14:34.804 --> 01:14:37.639 Oh, wow. This is cool. This is a cool space. 01:14:37.807 --> 01:14:39.015 - Thanks. - Cozy. 01:14:39.183 --> 01:14:41.685 I didn't know that... I'm sorry about everything. 01:14:41.853 --> 01:14:44.020 What? Oh, my God. You're sorry? Are you crazy? 01:14:44.188 --> 01:14:47.566 No, I'm sorry. I'm the one who's come to your house uninvited. 01:14:47.733 --> 01:14:50.527 So unprofessional. But I read your script. 01:14:51.237 --> 01:14:54.239 - And I love it. I really do. - Really? 01:14:54.407 --> 01:14:56.385 Yeah, and honestly, like, I didn't think that you could write, 01:14:56.409 --> 01:14:58.910 mainly 'cause you're just... so beautiful. 01:14:59.078 --> 01:15:03.790 - Seriously, it's distracting for me. - Thank you. For reading it. 01:15:03.958 --> 01:15:05.083 Yeah. 01:15:05.251 --> 01:15:07.752 I mean, it's just teenagers singing about homework. 01:15:07.920 --> 01:15:09.921 Yeah, yeah, but no, I read it and I was like, 01:15:10.089 --> 01:15:12.799 "God, I want to, like, drive over there and tell him in person." 01:15:12.967 --> 01:15:14.676 So I did. I got in my car, and here I am. 01:15:14.844 --> 01:15:17.429 You know, it's just... I know, it sounds crazy, 01:15:17.597 --> 01:15:19.408 'cause now that I'm saying it out loud, it does sound crazy. 01:15:19.432 --> 01:15:22.267 It's not crazy. I mean, thank you for reading it. 01:15:22.435 --> 01:15:24.311 No, no, no. I e-mailed it to Megan, and... 01:15:24.478 --> 01:15:25.729 - No shit? - Yeah. 01:15:25.897 --> 01:15:28.815 - And we'll see what she says. - Wow. 01:15:28.983 --> 01:15:30.586 Yeah, I told her she'd be crazy to not like it. 01:15:30.610 --> 01:15:33.778 But then again, she is a functioning psychotic, so it's like, who knows? 01:15:33.946 --> 01:15:36.364 But there is this extra episode right before the break. 01:15:36.532 --> 01:15:38.051 And they are gonna hire a freelancer, so... 01:15:38.075 --> 01:15:40.410 I feel like I'm talking too much about this, but... 01:15:40.578 --> 01:15:42.454 - Hey, do you wanna? - What? 01:15:42.622 --> 01:15:44.080 Yeah, sorry. What were you gonna? 01:15:45.541 --> 01:15:46.917 Just to hang out. 01:15:48.002 --> 01:15:50.503 Oh. That's crazy. I was like, "What's he gonna say?" 01:15:50.671 --> 01:15:53.311 And then you said that. It's not what I thought you were gonna say. 01:15:57.303 --> 01:15:59.387 That is a chair. 01:16:02.099 --> 01:16:03.475 Fuck, yeah. 01:16:04.685 --> 01:16:06.061 Do I curse too much? 01:16:06.854 --> 01:16:08.480 Fuck, no. 01:16:24.288 --> 01:16:27.874 Dr. Anseed, three-two-five-one. Dr. Anseed... 01:16:28.042 --> 01:16:29.793 - Hey. ...three-two-five-one. 01:16:32.838 --> 01:16:34.506 Can I say something? 01:16:34.674 --> 01:16:36.424 And don't take this the wrong way, 01:16:36.592 --> 01:16:38.718 because you know I'll be your friend, no matter what. 01:16:38.886 --> 01:16:41.846 It's just, you've been kind of depressing to be around lately, 01:16:42.014 --> 01:16:46.309 and I might start avoiding you in the hallway, that's all. 01:16:46.477 --> 01:16:48.311 Just thought you should know. 01:16:52.858 --> 01:16:54.698 So, we won't be there for the rehearsal dinner, 01:16:54.735 --> 01:16:57.153 but we'll definitely be there for the wedding on Saturday. 01:16:57.321 --> 01:16:58.590 Well, what are you doing tonight? 01:16:58.614 --> 01:17:02.659 Adam's episode is taping tonight, so Eli wanted to go. 01:17:02.827 --> 01:17:05.912 - I don't have to go. - No. No, go. Have fun, really. 01:17:06.080 --> 01:17:07.497 Doctors. 01:17:10.501 --> 01:17:11.501 So? 01:17:11.627 --> 01:17:13.420 Don't worry about it. I'll see you Saturday. 01:17:27.184 --> 01:17:29.894 - He's an amazing lover. - Oh, boy. 01:17:30.730 --> 01:17:32.230 That's... 01:17:32.398 --> 01:17:34.316 ...why they call him Bones. 01:17:38.988 --> 01:17:40.739 You know, I worry about you sometimes. 01:17:41.282 --> 01:17:43.950 Why? Is this about me not having a date? 01:17:44.118 --> 01:17:48.955 No, no. I know you can dance alone, and I know that you'll be fine. 01:17:49.123 --> 01:17:51.333 You're always fine. 01:17:51.500 --> 01:17:54.919 - So? - I don't know. 01:17:57.048 --> 01:18:00.216 When we lost your father, I couldn't stand to see you in pain, 01:18:00.384 --> 01:18:04.596 and... I think you knew that. 01:18:05.890 --> 01:18:10.226 And I think that... you got good at being strong for me. 01:18:12.980 --> 01:18:15.607 But I'm telling you, be hurt. 01:18:15.775 --> 01:18:17.734 I can take it. 01:18:20.821 --> 01:18:22.781 The world can take it. 01:18:27.828 --> 01:18:28.953 OK. 01:18:32.166 --> 01:18:33.875 Very pretty here. 01:19:49.702 --> 01:19:51.911 So come by the bar. Great place. 01:19:52.079 --> 01:19:53.997 Bring your friends. I will take care of you. 01:19:54.165 --> 01:19:56.583 Here's my business card. I'm the owner. Me. 01:19:56.750 --> 01:19:58.543 - So make sure you come by. - Yeah. 01:19:58.711 --> 01:20:01.212 All right? Hey. Great job. 01:20:01.380 --> 01:20:03.100 - Yeah, great job, man. - Really good, yeah. 01:20:03.257 --> 01:20:06.050 - You guys liked it? Like really? - Yeah. 01:20:06.760 --> 01:20:08.928 - But Wallace cried. - So? 01:20:09.096 --> 01:20:11.139 It reminded me of my senior prom. 01:20:11.307 --> 01:20:14.225 I got a hand job on the dance floor to "Who Let The Dogs Out." 01:20:15.603 --> 01:20:18.813 Hey. Sorry. OK, so there's good news, bad news. 01:20:18.981 --> 01:20:21.316 The bad news is, Megan is remarkably drunk. 01:20:21.484 --> 01:20:23.545 Seriously, she was, like, trying to take her shirt off. 01:20:23.569 --> 01:20:26.029 But the good news is, she wants to put you on staff. 01:20:26.906 --> 01:20:28.239 - Really? - So... Yeah. 01:20:28.407 --> 01:20:30.158 - That's amazing. - Yeah, so she... Yeah. 01:20:30.326 --> 01:20:32.285 - Thank you. - So, you're a paid writer. 01:20:32.453 --> 01:20:34.287 Yeah. 01:20:34.455 --> 01:20:37.332 Oh, my God. She's getting on the buffet table? That makes... 01:20:37.500 --> 01:20:38.958 Wow. 01:20:39.126 --> 01:20:40.752 Why are you not trying to fuck that girl? 01:20:40.920 --> 01:20:41.961 Yeah. 01:20:42.129 --> 01:20:45.548 Yeah, she's crazy hot, Adam. She's like a sexy scientist. 01:20:45.716 --> 01:20:48.635 You need to go over there, man up, you need to go for it. 01:20:48.802 --> 01:20:51.054 We're counting on you here, man. Man up, man! 01:20:51.222 --> 01:20:54.432 - Go for it! Man up! - You keep saying "Man up." 01:20:54.600 --> 01:20:56.976 - You cried during the show. - I liked the show. 01:20:59.939 --> 01:21:01.314 Yeah. 01:21:01.482 --> 01:21:03.608 - It was very good. - It was OK. 01:21:03.776 --> 01:21:05.902 You know, I have to... One minute. 01:21:10.241 --> 01:21:11.824 Katie? 01:21:11.992 --> 01:21:14.452 The bridesmaids had pot. 01:21:14.620 --> 01:21:16.788 Oh, my God, I'm so hungry. 01:21:17.748 --> 01:21:19.958 Are you OK? 01:21:20.125 --> 01:21:24.295 I'm fine, I just... You know, I just... 01:21:24.463 --> 01:21:26.631 Oh, God, I just love Kevin. 01:21:26.799 --> 01:21:29.509 I just love Kevin so much, you know? 01:21:29.677 --> 01:21:33.471 - I know you think it's stupid. - No. No, I don't. 01:21:33.639 --> 01:21:35.765 - You don't? - No. 01:21:40.813 --> 01:21:42.397 I can't stop thinking about him. 01:21:42.565 --> 01:21:45.858 Who? Adam? 01:21:48.696 --> 01:21:52.657 Yeah. I know it's over, and I'm looking. 01:21:52.825 --> 01:21:56.202 It's just no one is as... 01:21:56.370 --> 01:21:58.454 - Tall? - He's so tall. 01:21:58.622 --> 01:22:01.207 - So tall... - And he's so, like... 01:22:01.375 --> 01:22:04.961 - Happy? - Annoyingly happy, all the time. 01:22:06.005 --> 01:22:09.507 But he has this... 01:22:11.135 --> 01:22:13.052 He has the best heart. 01:22:17.516 --> 01:22:19.559 - Call him. - What? No. 01:22:19.727 --> 01:22:21.019 I can't just call him. 01:22:21.186 --> 01:22:23.146 I'm too stoned. Don't argue with me. 01:22:23.314 --> 01:22:24.689 He doesn't want me to call him. 01:22:24.857 --> 01:22:26.608 I'm the bride. You have to do what I say. 01:22:26.775 --> 01:22:29.135 - We haven't talked in months. - I'm the bride, it's my day. 01:22:29.278 --> 01:22:30.695 It's my day! 01:22:31.989 --> 01:22:33.489 Hey, Adam! 01:22:34.116 --> 01:22:35.408 Oh, God. 01:22:35.993 --> 01:22:38.453 You're so dope. Did you know that about yourself? 01:22:38.621 --> 01:22:40.288 Mama needs to get a cab home, so... 01:22:40.456 --> 01:22:42.540 - Yeah. - Shoot, I left my phone in my office... 01:22:42.708 --> 01:22:44.167 I got it, I got it. Hang on. Here. 01:22:44.335 --> 01:22:45.855 - Do you want to call and just? - Yeah. 01:22:45.961 --> 01:22:47.795 What are you doing? 01:22:47.963 --> 01:22:51.466 Chuck! Chuck! Will you please fuck off? Please? 01:22:51.634 --> 01:22:53.194 - I don't want to go. - Yeah, all right. 01:22:53.302 --> 01:22:55.053 I don't want to go home. 01:22:55.638 --> 01:22:57.639 - I don't want to go home. - Who is it? 01:22:58.724 --> 01:23:02.226 "Do Not Call Her" is calling. Do you want to take it? 01:23:03.729 --> 01:23:04.937 I want your face. 01:23:17.201 --> 01:23:18.242 Hello? 01:23:18.410 --> 01:23:20.620 Hi. 01:23:20.788 --> 01:23:23.748 It's Emma. Kurtzman. 01:23:23.916 --> 01:23:25.917 From Camp Weehawken. 01:23:29.171 --> 01:23:33.257 Yes... What is it? 01:23:34.093 --> 01:23:38.846 So, my sister is getting married in Santa Barbara tomorrow, and... 01:23:40.224 --> 01:23:43.434 I don't know. I heard your show is tonight. Congratulations. 01:23:43.602 --> 01:23:45.603 Thank you. 01:23:47.773 --> 01:23:51.275 I know this is random. I just... 01:23:52.194 --> 01:23:55.613 I miss you. I miss you so much. 01:23:56.740 --> 01:23:57.990 OK. 01:23:59.993 --> 01:24:01.828 I don't know what to say. 01:24:02.496 --> 01:24:05.623 You're... You're calling me because you're at your sister's wedding, 01:24:05.791 --> 01:24:07.458 and she looks happy, and... 01:24:07.626 --> 01:24:11.462 ...everyone is happy, and you're not. 01:24:13.090 --> 01:24:17.510 I thought... I don't know what I thought. I just... 01:24:17.678 --> 01:24:20.972 I... I guess I wanted to hear your voice. 01:24:22.141 --> 01:24:24.892 - I mean, I know we broke up, but... - Emma. 01:24:26.145 --> 01:24:30.148 We didn't break up. We never started. 01:24:32.276 --> 01:24:34.861 I gotta go. I'm still at work, so... 01:24:36.155 --> 01:24:40.533 Have fun at the wedding, and tell your sister congratulations. 01:24:41.660 --> 01:24:42.869 Bye. 01:24:51.670 --> 01:24:54.130 Oh, fuck. 01:25:02.181 --> 01:25:03.181 I have to... 01:25:03.348 --> 01:25:05.808 - Go. - Now. 01:25:10.981 --> 01:25:14.233 - Hey. Can I? - Hey. Of course. 01:25:15.360 --> 01:25:16.861 Is everything OK? Are you? 01:25:17.029 --> 01:25:18.571 Yeah. 01:25:18.739 --> 01:25:21.532 - Yeah. Yes. - Yeah. Good. 01:25:21.700 --> 01:25:24.243 - This is amazing. - Yeah. 01:25:24.411 --> 01:25:26.078 Thank you for this. This... 01:25:26.246 --> 01:25:28.581 - What? - This was all you. 01:25:28.749 --> 01:25:32.043 - What? No, I mean... - No, I'm not here without you. 01:25:32.211 --> 01:25:35.838 That's... That's not true. It's all you. 01:25:36.006 --> 01:25:37.465 It's all you. This was all you. 01:25:39.802 --> 01:25:42.678 Hey, wait! If you don't make it back for my wedding, I'll kill you. 01:25:42.846 --> 01:25:44.514 Bye. Drive safe. 01:26:40.821 --> 01:26:43.281 No, but that was you, and it felt poignant 01:26:43.448 --> 01:26:44.926 that, of course, the song was "It Was You." 01:26:44.950 --> 01:26:47.743 - When Benji and Sari did the kiss... - They committed to it. 01:26:47.911 --> 01:26:50.580 That's what hit. Do you think they could remix the song? 01:26:50.747 --> 01:26:53.916 How drunk was Megan? She tried to hump my leg. 01:26:54.084 --> 01:26:55.937 You have no idea, the stories that I could tell you. 01:26:55.961 --> 01:26:59.297 - No, she really tried to like mount it. - Yeah, I know. 01:27:02.301 --> 01:27:03.926 Yeah, I got it. 01:27:06.430 --> 01:27:08.139 Ornery thing. 01:27:26.158 --> 01:27:28.993 Hey. How'd it go? Did you find him? 01:27:29.828 --> 01:27:34.040 Yeah. He was with... with a girl. It was his girlfriend. 01:27:35.042 --> 01:27:37.376 And I was in a bush. 01:27:37.544 --> 01:27:39.003 - Oh. - Yeah. 01:27:39.171 --> 01:27:40.671 Crap. 01:27:43.008 --> 01:27:45.468 - Are you still there? - Yeah. 01:27:45.636 --> 01:27:47.511 OK, get in your car and drive away. 01:27:47.679 --> 01:27:49.639 And how much money do you have on you? 01:27:52.643 --> 01:27:54.477 Like ten bucks. 01:27:54.645 --> 01:27:57.563 OK. The box of 50 doughnut holes is $5.79. 01:27:58.732 --> 01:28:01.067 You're gonna need two boxes. 01:28:01.234 --> 01:28:02.693 I lost him. 01:28:02.861 --> 01:28:06.364 - I'm so sorry. - Yeah. 01:28:06.531 --> 01:28:09.992 - I love you. - I know. 01:28:12.871 --> 01:28:15.206 So, then when I was, like, 11, I was in therapy 01:28:15.374 --> 01:28:18.376 because I was, like, obsessively biting my hair, 01:28:18.543 --> 01:28:21.212 and then three months in, my therapist died. 01:28:21.380 --> 01:28:23.107 - I know, so that was kind of a bummer. - Whoa. 01:28:23.131 --> 01:28:26.050 But, yeah. That's why I hate planes. 01:28:27.552 --> 01:28:28.594 Thanks. 01:28:28.762 --> 01:28:30.596 - So, that's that story. - Cheers. 01:28:30.764 --> 01:28:32.264 Thank you. 01:28:39.231 --> 01:28:40.272 - I'm so sorry. - No... 01:28:40.440 --> 01:28:42.400 - That was such a fail on my part. - It's OK... 01:28:42.567 --> 01:28:43.901 - Wait, let me... - It's fine. 01:28:44.695 --> 01:28:46.135 We can... I can do better than that. 01:28:46.238 --> 01:28:48.280 - Can we try again? - Sure. Mulligan. 01:28:48.448 --> 01:28:50.157 - Let's... Why don't we? - OK. 01:28:50.325 --> 01:28:51.701 All right. 01:28:58.250 --> 01:29:01.210 Oh, my God. This is happening. Is this really happening? 01:29:01.920 --> 01:29:04.338 Oh, my God. You're touching me. This is so happening. 01:29:04.506 --> 01:29:06.757 Maybe we don't need to talk about everything. 01:29:06.925 --> 01:29:10.594 Oh. OK, great. OK. Cool. 01:29:12.806 --> 01:29:14.974 Wait. Are you sure that you want to do this, though? 01:29:16.435 --> 01:29:18.436 Yes. Yeah. 01:29:18.603 --> 01:29:20.707 OK, 'cause, like, we can just talk about it, if you want... 01:29:20.731 --> 01:29:24.108 - Let's not talk about it. - Oh, OK. OK. 01:29:24.276 --> 01:29:26.527 Wait. Should I take my shirt off, or do you want to... 01:29:26.695 --> 01:29:28.404 Do you want to take it off yourself? 01:29:28.572 --> 01:29:31.532 - I'll take it off. - You know what? I'll take it off. 01:29:31.700 --> 01:29:33.075 OK. 01:29:36.788 --> 01:29:38.706 Glad I wore a good bra. 01:29:40.625 --> 01:29:43.210 Is that your phone? Do you wanna? 01:29:44.171 --> 01:29:45.212 We'll just ignore it. 01:29:45.380 --> 01:29:47.423 You can just get it. 01:29:48.258 --> 01:29:50.134 No, it's fine. 01:29:52.137 --> 01:29:55.473 - Is it "Do Not Call Her"? - No. 01:29:56.266 --> 01:29:57.475 I don't know. 01:29:59.311 --> 01:30:01.353 Wait. I'll just... 01:30:01.521 --> 01:30:02.813 - OK. - I'll just shut it off. 01:30:02.981 --> 01:30:06.067 Yeah, just... That'll be easier, switch... 01:30:09.654 --> 01:30:12.156 - Sorry. - Yeah. 01:30:12.324 --> 01:30:13.908 Vanessa? 01:30:18.830 --> 01:30:21.665 - I'm coming. - You're what? 01:30:25.128 --> 01:30:28.047 It's my dad. There's an emergency. He's in the hospital. 01:30:28.215 --> 01:30:31.175 Oh, my God. OK. Do you want me to go with you? 01:30:31.343 --> 01:30:34.887 - No, I'm OK. - OK. 01:30:35.055 --> 01:30:37.181 - Can I call you later? - Yeah. No, I'll get a cab. 01:30:37.349 --> 01:30:39.934 I'll, like, find my way home. Go. Yeah. 01:30:54.282 --> 01:30:57.201 Keep, keep bleedin' love 01:30:57.369 --> 01:31:01.622 Keep bleedin' I keep, keep bleedin' 01:31:16.221 --> 01:31:18.430 Hey. Where is he? What happened? 01:31:18.598 --> 01:31:20.057 OK. 01:31:20.225 --> 01:31:22.226 Don't freak out, OK? 01:31:23.562 --> 01:31:25.396 Your dad overdosed on cough syrup. 01:31:26.106 --> 01:31:28.816 - He what? - The Purple Drank. 01:31:29.609 --> 01:31:31.402 "The Purple Drank"? 01:31:31.570 --> 01:31:35.406 It's Seven-Up, cough syrup and a Jolly Rancher. 01:31:36.700 --> 01:31:39.201 Why would he do that, Vanessa? 01:31:39.369 --> 01:31:41.453 Because he loves Lil Wayne, OK? 01:31:41.621 --> 01:31:43.581 You don't know everything about your dad. 01:31:43.748 --> 01:31:47.293 Why are you making him listen to Lil Wayne? 01:31:47.878 --> 01:31:51.547 - You should be taking care of him. - I can't do this. I can't do it. 01:31:51.715 --> 01:31:54.466 You know, I didn't think that it was gonna be so... 01:31:55.886 --> 01:31:59.263 I don't want to have kids. I... I just... I want to have fun. 01:32:02.017 --> 01:32:06.478 - He's so old. - Yeah. He's getting older. 01:32:07.230 --> 01:32:09.440 And you're gonna have to deal with that. 01:32:10.942 --> 01:32:14.695 Adam... old people scare me. 01:32:17.240 --> 01:32:19.408 Let's just go see him, OK? 01:32:19.576 --> 01:32:22.536 No, no, no. I can't. I can't. Adam, I can't. I've gotta go. 01:32:22.704 --> 01:32:26.540 My friend, she's having a party. I'm already so late. 01:32:28.168 --> 01:32:30.002 Will you just take Freckles? 01:32:34.966 --> 01:32:39.511 Don't take this the wrong way, but you're a terrible person. 01:32:39.679 --> 01:32:41.805 Just take Freckles. 01:33:12.379 --> 01:33:13.837 Hey, Dad. 01:33:16.758 --> 01:33:18.300 Hey, kiddo. 01:33:20.303 --> 01:33:24.265 - I had a bad trip on The Drank. - Yeah, I heard. 01:33:28.019 --> 01:33:31.021 If anybody asks, this is a Seeing Eye dog. 01:33:34.526 --> 01:33:37.152 - Where's? - She went home. 01:33:38.154 --> 01:33:39.280 Right. 01:33:41.741 --> 01:33:45.286 I really don't like the Little Wayne. Can't understand what he's saying. 01:33:47.247 --> 01:33:49.873 You know who I wish was here right now? 01:33:50.041 --> 01:33:51.583 Your mom. 01:33:52.419 --> 01:33:55.546 Yeah. Well, you left her, so... 01:33:58.008 --> 01:33:59.300 Why? 01:34:00.385 --> 01:34:03.679 When you're married and you do blow... 01:34:04.806 --> 01:34:07.891 ...try to stay away from women who want to fuck you. 01:34:08.059 --> 01:34:09.643 Even ugly women. 01:34:09.811 --> 01:34:13.272 Blow is blind, Adam. Blow is blind. 01:34:14.274 --> 01:34:15.774 You're an asshole. 01:34:16.651 --> 01:34:18.152 But you're not. 01:34:19.237 --> 01:34:24.366 You got a good heart, Adam. Try to keep it. 01:34:24.534 --> 01:34:27.828 Where's that girl, Emma? You guys still together? 01:34:29.414 --> 01:34:33.500 - We were never together. - Oh, that's right. Friends... 01:34:34.794 --> 01:34:37.671 Sex friends... I'm old. I don't know what you call it. 01:34:37.839 --> 01:34:39.006 You liked her. 01:34:42.886 --> 01:34:45.012 She drives me crazy. 01:34:49.768 --> 01:34:52.936 I'm 58 years old. I've been married three times. 01:34:53.104 --> 01:34:54.897 Twice. 01:34:55.607 --> 01:34:56.940 OK. 01:34:57.108 --> 01:35:01.278 I've got six pictures of my cock on my phone, 01:35:01.446 --> 01:35:03.113 and two of someone else's, 01:35:03.281 --> 01:35:05.366 and I'm still pretty high on the cough syrup, 01:35:05.533 --> 01:35:07.910 so you can take this with a grain of salt, but... 01:35:08.078 --> 01:35:11.955 ...we don't pick who we fall in love with. 01:35:12.123 --> 01:35:14.750 And it never happens like it should. 01:35:17.754 --> 01:35:19.004 Yes. 01:35:19.172 --> 01:35:24.760 I may have to kill this dog. I just haven't decided how. 01:35:29.516 --> 01:35:31.392 Get some sleep, Dad. 01:35:33.645 --> 01:35:35.813 I'll call you in the morning. 01:35:44.489 --> 01:35:46.615 He'll call in the morning. 01:35:49.035 --> 01:35:50.619 Isn't that something? 01:35:51.871 --> 01:35:53.497 Am I boring you? 01:35:53.665 --> 01:35:55.207 Oh, good. 01:36:10.515 --> 01:36:12.182 Adam! 01:36:12.642 --> 01:36:17.688 Hey. You can't call me and tell me that you miss me. 01:36:17.856 --> 01:36:20.482 I don't want to have that conversation on the phone. 01:36:20.650 --> 01:36:24.027 So you can't text me and you can't e-mail me, 01:36:24.195 --> 01:36:27.865 and you can't... write on my wall. 01:36:28.032 --> 01:36:30.868 Like, if you really miss me, you need to grow up 01:36:31.035 --> 01:36:34.288 and get in your car and come and see me. 01:36:35.081 --> 01:36:36.874 I'm here. 01:36:44.799 --> 01:36:46.383 How did... How did you know that? 01:36:46.551 --> 01:36:50.387 Shira texted me about your dad, so I came here. 01:36:56.102 --> 01:36:57.102 You got... 01:36:59.355 --> 01:37:00.522 How is your dad? 01:37:02.066 --> 01:37:03.734 - He's OK. - Good. 01:37:05.987 --> 01:37:09.907 - I know I can't just call you. - No. You can't. 01:37:10.074 --> 01:37:13.952 I know. I hurt you. I'm sorry. 01:37:15.455 --> 01:37:19.500 I don't know why I wasted so much time pretending I didn't care. 01:37:19.667 --> 01:37:24.171 I guess I just didn't want to feel like this. 01:37:24.339 --> 01:37:25.672 It hurts. 01:37:28.259 --> 01:37:30.761 But I love you. I'm totally and completely in love with you, 01:37:30.929 --> 01:37:34.306 and I don't care if you think it's too late, I'm telling you anyway. 01:37:40.438 --> 01:37:42.814 - Will you please say something? - Wait. 01:37:46.110 --> 01:37:47.528 You should know... 01:37:50.323 --> 01:37:52.783 ...if you come any closer, 01:37:52.951 --> 01:37:55.452 I'm not letting you go. 01:38:06.047 --> 01:38:09.633 - I love you. - That's good. 01:38:18.059 --> 01:38:20.227 You want to go with me to this stupid thing? 01:38:20.395 --> 01:38:23.814 Your sister's wedding thing? 01:38:25.024 --> 01:38:27.150 How long do we have till we have to be there? 01:38:27.318 --> 01:38:29.695 A couple hours. 01:38:30.613 --> 01:38:34.825 - What do you want to do? - Something crazy. 01:38:45.878 --> 01:38:48.023 Now I know why you never wanted to have breakfast with me. 01:38:48.047 --> 01:38:49.339 What? 01:38:49.507 --> 01:38:53.510 You eat like a baby dinosaur. You don't even chew. 01:38:54.679 --> 01:38:57.180 Do you think you can get used to it? 01:38:57.348 --> 01:38:58.348 Yeah, I think so. 01:38:58.516 --> 01:39:01.351 Good. I was hoping we could do this a lot more. 01:39:01.519 --> 01:39:05.147 Really? You know, I was thinking... 01:39:05.315 --> 01:39:07.983 We're gonna have to come up with some new rules. 01:39:08.151 --> 01:39:11.028 I'd like to start calling you "honey" and "babe." 01:39:11.195 --> 01:39:14.281 - I don't know about "babe." - No? 01:39:15.617 --> 01:39:16.950 - Snuggling? - Oh, yeah. 01:39:17.118 --> 01:39:21.788 - I'm gonna hold your hand. - Wow. This is all moving so fast. 01:39:22.415 --> 01:39:26.043 Also, I'd like to leave the door open when I pee. 01:39:28.421 --> 01:39:29.713 I think no. 01:39:29.881 --> 01:39:34.051 I think I'm gonna do it all the time. It's gonna get weird. 01:39:56.407 --> 01:39:58.742 - Thank God we're on time. - Yeah. 01:40:15.885 --> 01:40:17.594 So what happens now? 01:40:46.916 --> 01:40:49.710 - Adam should be here any minute. - Good, 'cause I'm starving. 01:40:49.877 --> 01:40:54.256 So, you've told him about us. 01:40:55.675 --> 01:40:57.634 - No, not yet. - What? 01:40:59.053 --> 01:41:00.929 I thought I'd wait till he got here. 01:41:04.100 --> 01:41:06.935 - And that's a good idea? - Yeah, it'll be fine. 01:41:07.103 --> 01:41:09.312 So, to Burning Man? 01:41:09.480 --> 01:41:11.982 - Was that fun, or what? - So fun. 01:41:12.400 --> 01:41:14.067 Dad! 01:41:14.235 --> 01:41:15.819 Eli! 01:41:15.987 --> 01:41:17.237 This is her! This is Patrice! 01:41:17.405 --> 01:41:20.323 Hi, it's so nice to see you again. 01:41:20.491 --> 01:41:24.786 - We love you already! - Come on, family hug! 01:42:15.588 --> 01:42:19.132 Shira, I feel like there are parts of me that I haven't explored yet. 01:42:19.300 --> 01:42:22.344 And I'm feeling like I want to see other people. 01:42:22.512 --> 01:42:25.138 Oh, I thought... This is embarrassing. 01:42:25.306 --> 01:42:28.183 I have been seeing other people, Sam. 01:42:28.351 --> 01:42:30.685 - You have? - Yeah, a lot of other people. 01:42:30.853 --> 01:42:32.270 How many? 01:42:32.438 --> 01:42:34.189 I don't know, man. I mean, 01:42:34.357 --> 01:42:36.566 two that I can think of off the top of my head, but... 01:42:36.734 --> 01:42:39.069 - You remember when I went to Cabo? - Yeah. 01:42:39.237 --> 01:42:42.197 - I was a very bad girl on that trip. - You're kidding me? 01:42:42.365 --> 01:42:43.782 You're doing great. 01:42:43.950 --> 01:42:45.659 Keep pushing. 01:42:45.827 --> 01:42:46.827 Oh, God. 01:42:46.994 --> 01:42:49.329 I've got the ice chips, honey. Here you go. 01:42:49.497 --> 01:42:51.998 Oh, I hate you, you dumb fuck! Get the fuck out... 01:42:52.166 --> 01:42:55.001 - You eat the fucking ice chips! - I love you so much. 01:42:56.963 --> 01:42:59.214 Come on. It's OK.