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Here's my day so far:

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went to jail,
lost the girl of my dreams,

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and got my butt kicked pretty good.

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Still, things could be a lot worse.

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Oh, that's right.

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I'm falling to my death.

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Guess they can't.

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How'd it all come to this, you ask?

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My end starts at the beginning.

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The very beginning.

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Yes, that's me.

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I had a fairly standard childhood.

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I came from, what you might call,
a broken home.

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Literally broken.

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I was eight days old
and still living with my parents.

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How sad is that?

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Clearly it was time to move on.

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Here is your minion.
He will take care of you.

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And here is your binky.

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You are destined for...

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I didn't quite hear that last part,
but it sounded important.

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- ...two, one.
- Destined for what?

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I set out to find my destiny.

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Turns out a kid from the Glaupunkt
quadrant had the exact same idea.

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That was the day
I met Mr. Goody Two-Shoes...

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...and our glorious rivalry was born.

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Could this be
what I was destined for?

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A dream life filled with luxury.

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Apparently not.

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Even fate picks its favorites.

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No big deal.

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A much different fate awaited me.

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A baby! How thoughtful.

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Oh, yes.
Yes, I saw it and thought of you.

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Luckily I found
a lovely little place to call home.

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Can we keep it?

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A place that taught me
the differences between right...

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...and wrong.

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Mr. Goody Two-Shoes,
on the other hand,

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had life handed to him
on a silver platter.

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Our baby can fly.

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Yes, yes, nothing
but the best for you, darling.

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The power of flight,
invulnerability, and great hair.

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But I had something far, far greater.

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My amazing intellect...

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...and knack
for building objects of mayhem.

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After a few years, and with some
time off for good behavior,

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I was given an opportunity
to better myself through learning...

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...at a strange place called shool.

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It was there that I once again ran
into Mr. Goody Two-Shoes.

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He had already amassed a gigantic army
of soft-headed groupies.

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He bought their affections
with showmanship

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and extravagant gifts of deliciousness.

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So I, too, will make this popp-ed corn
and win over those mindless drones.

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Lights out.

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That's when I learned
a very hard lesson:

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Good receives all the praise
and adulation,

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while evil is
sent to quiet-time in the corner.

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So fitting in wasn't
really an option.

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While they were learning
the Itsy Bitsy Spider...

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...I learned how to dehydrate animate
objects and rehydrate them at will.

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Some days, it felt like it was
just me and Minion against the world.

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No matter how hard I tried,

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I was always the odd man out,

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the last one picked,

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the screw-up, the black sheep...

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Get him!

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- ...the bad boy.
- Freak!

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Weirdo!

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Was this my destiny?

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Wait, maybe it was.

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Being bad is
the one thing I'm good at.

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Then it hit me:
if I was the bad boy,

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then I was going to be
the baddest boy of them all.

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I was destined to be
a super-villain,

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and we were destined to be rivals.

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The die had been cast,

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and so began an enduring, epic,
lifelong career.

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And I loved it.

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Our battles quickly got more elaborate.

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He would win some.

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I would almost win others.

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He took the name Metro Man,
defender of Metrocity.

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I decided to pick something
a little more humble: Megamind...

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...incredibly handsome criminal genius
and master of all villainy.

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Read on your own time. Open up.

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- Hey!
- Boo!

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Oh, good morning, Warden.

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Great news: I'm a changed man, and...

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...and I'm ready to re-enter society
as a solid citizen.

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You're a villain,
and you'll always be a villain.

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You'll never change,
and you'll never leave.

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You're fun.

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You got a present in the mail.

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Is it a puppy?

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From Metro Man. "To count every
second of your 85 life sentences."

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That's funny. Never thought Metro Man
was the gloating type.

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Oh, but he does have nice taste.
I think I'll keep it.

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Any chance you could give me the time?

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I don't want to be late for the opening
of the Metro Man Museum.

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Oh no. Looks like
you're gonna miss it,

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by several thousand years.

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Oh, am I?

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Happy Metro Man Day, Metro City.

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It's a beautiful day
in beautiful downtown,

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where we're here to honor
a beautiful man, Metro Man.

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His heart is an ocean
that's inside a bigger ocean.

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For years he's been watching us
with his super-vision,

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saving us with his super-strength
and caring for us with his super-heart.

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Now it's our turn
to give something back.

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This is Roxanne Ritchi,
reporting live

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from the dedication
of the Metro Man Museum.

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Wow. OK, the stuff
they make you read on-air,

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that's un-freaking-believable.
It's crazy.

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I wrote that piece myself, Hal.

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What I was trying to say was,

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I can't believe
that in our modern society,

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they let, like,
actual art get onto the news.

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- Nice save, Hal.
- What are we...

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Like, let's just get
a coffee or something.

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Come on, it's time to get
in the Metro Man Day spirit.

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Well, if I were Metro Man,

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Megamind wouldn't be
kidnapping you all the time.

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- That's the first thing.
- That's sweet, Hal.

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And I'd be watching you,
like a dingo watches a human baby.

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OK, that sounded...

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- OK, that sounded a little weird.
- A little bit. Yeah.

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And you're making a weird face,
and that's making me feel weird.

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The point is, I would watch you
like someone...

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Not love. We're not in love.
I'm not saying I love you.

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Hey, I love you. Whatever.

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But I'm not saying like
I'm in love with you. I'm saying...

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Roxanne? Roxaroo?

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- Whoa... What?
- Hey...

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Get back to work.
The city doesn't pay you to loaf.

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- Freeze!
- Whoa. What are you doing, guys?

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It's me! It's the warden.

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Hey! Open up!

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No, you fools. He's tricked us.

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You were right.

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I'll always be a villain.

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Well, hello good-looking.
Need a lift?

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Certainly do,
you fantastic fish, you.

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- Get in the car, you.
- I'm free!

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Right?

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Nice work sending me
the watch, Minion.

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- You got it, boss.
- Punch it!

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All right,
put your hands in the air.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
your Metro Man!

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- Who's your man?
- Metro Man!

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Yeah, Metro City!

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Gimme some. Come on. Give it now.

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Give it to me. Right on.
Gimme the good stuff. All right.

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Hey, Metro City.

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Hey. Hey.

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You know, you know,
I just want to bring it down a bit.

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Boys, a little lower.
Thank you, fellas.

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Let's get real for a moment.

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That's right. That's right.
That's right.

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Although getting a whole museum
is super-cool, is super-cool,

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you want to know what the greatest
honor you've given me is?

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Do you really want to know? Really?

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I'll tell you.

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The greatest honor you've
given me is letting me serve you,

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the helpless people of Metro City.

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And at the end of every day,

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well, I often ask myself...

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...who would I be without you?

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- I love you, Metro Man!
- And I love you, random citizen.

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I tell you, Minion.
There's no place like evil lair.

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I've kept it cold and damp
just for you, sir.

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How do I look, Minion?
Do I look bad?

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Disgustingly horrifying, sir.

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You always know what to say.

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Oh, the brain-bots
certainly missed you, sir.

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Did you miss your daddy?
Who's a menacing little cyborg?

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You are. Yes, you are. No biting.

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No, no, no, no, no, no.

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You want the wrench?
Go get the wrench.

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- Oh, look at that.
- Now, back to laughing.

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She's awake. Quick, to work.

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Miss Ritchi, we meet again.

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Would it kill you to wash the bag?

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You can scream all you wish,
Miss Ritchi.

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I'm afraid no one can hear you.

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Wh... Why isn't she screaming?

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Miss Ritchi, if you don't mind?

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Like this...

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But that's, that's a poor lady scream.

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He's a little better.

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Is there some kind
of nerdy super-villain Web site

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where you get Tesla coils
and blinky dials?

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Actually, most of it comes
from an outlet store in...

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Don't answer that.

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- Romania.
- Don't! Stop!

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She's using her
nosy reporter skills

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on your weak-willed mind
to find out all our secrets.

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Such tricks won't work on me...

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- Please talk slower.
- ...temptress.

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What secrets?
You're so predictable.

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Predictable? Predictable?

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Oh, you call this predictable?

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Your alligators. Yes.

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Yeah, I was thinking about it
on the way over.

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What's this? Boom! In your face.

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- Cliché.
- No! Look, watch.

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- Juvenile.
- Shock and awe.

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- Tacky.
- Oh, it's so scary!

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- Seen it.
- What's this one do?

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Garish.

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- OK, the spider's new.
- Spider?

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Yes. The... The spee-ider.

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Even the smallest bite
from Arachnis deathicus

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will instantly paralyze...

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Get it off! It bit me!

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Give it up, Megamind.
Your plans never work.

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Let's stop wasting time and call
your boyfriend in tights, shall we?

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It is with great pleasure that
I present to Metro Man his new museum.

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If you please.

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- Metro Man!
- Hey! My kid can't see.

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- Megamind!
- Oh, bravo, Metro Man.

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Boo!

00:15:10.159 --> 00:15:12.995
Yes, I can play along too. Boo!

00:15:13.162 --> 00:15:15.289
Should've known
you'd try to crash the party.

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Oh, I intend to do more than crash it.

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This is a day you and Metrocity
shall not soon forget.

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It's pronounced Metro City!

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Potato-tomato, potato-tomato.

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We all know how this ends:
with you behind bars.

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I'm shaking in my custom
baby seal leather boots.

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You will leave Metrocity,
or this will be the last

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you ever hear
of Roxanne Ritchi.

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Roxanne! Don't panic, Roxie.

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- I'm on my way.
- Yeah, I'm not panicking.

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In order to stop me,
you need to find me first, Metro Man.

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We're at the abandoned observatory.

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No, we're not!

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Don't listen to her. She's crazy.

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Metro Man approaching, sir.

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Hold on a second.

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Oh, good heavens!

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You didn't think you
were in the real observatory, did you?

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Ready the death ray, Minion.

00:17:03.272 --> 00:17:05.107
Death ray, readying.

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Over here, old friend.

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In case you haven't noticed,
you've fallen right into my trap.

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You can't trap justice.
It's an idea, a belief.

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Even the most heartfelt belief
can be corroded over time.

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Justice is a non-corrosive metal.

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But metals can be melted
by the heat of revange.

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It's "revenge,"
and it's best served cold.

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But it can be easily reheated
in the microwave of evil.

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Well, I think your warranty is
about to expire.

00:17:32.343 --> 00:17:33.510
Maybe I got an extended warranty.

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Warranties are invalid if you don't use
the product for its intended purpose.

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Oh, girls, girls, you're both pretty.
Can I go home now?

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Of course. That is,
if Metro Man can withstand the full,

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concentrated power of the sun!

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Fire!

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Minion. Fire?

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- It's still warming up, sir.
- Come again?

00:18:02.331 --> 00:18:05.709
- Warming up, sir.
- Warming up? The sun is warming up?

00:18:05.877 --> 00:18:10.005
One second more and...

00:18:10.173 --> 00:18:15.010
...just tippy-tappy tippy-tap-tap,
tip-top more,

00:18:15.178 --> 00:18:17.387
- and we are ready in just...
- Honestly!

00:18:17.555 --> 00:18:18.722
On my way, Roxie.

00:18:18.890 --> 00:18:22.017
I told you to have things ready.
I told you countless times.

00:18:22.185 --> 00:18:24.019
Why do you always blame me?

00:18:24.187 --> 00:18:26.021
My spider bite is acting up.

00:18:26.189 --> 00:18:28.482
Your plan is failing. Just admit it.

00:18:28.649 --> 00:18:30.025
Yeah, good luck with that one.

00:18:30.193 --> 00:18:31.568
Whose side are you on?

00:18:31.736 --> 00:18:33.570
- The losing side.
- Thank you.

00:18:33.738 --> 00:18:36.490
Could someone stamp
my Frequent Kidnapping Card?

00:18:38.993 --> 00:18:42.788
You of all people know
we discontinued that promotion.

00:18:42.955 --> 00:18:44.873
- Ciao-ciao, all!
- Same time next week?

00:18:48.628 --> 00:18:49.961
Dag! Crab nuggets!

00:18:50.129 --> 00:18:52.714
- What did he just say?
- "Crab nuggets"?

00:18:53.591 --> 00:18:55.175
Fackled fish cracker!

00:18:55.343 --> 00:18:57.344
Ten seconds to full power.

00:18:57.512 --> 00:18:59.805
- Good lord, I'm trapped.
- Ten...

00:18:59.972 --> 00:19:01.807
- What kind of trickery is this?
- ...nine...

00:19:01.974 --> 00:19:03.683
- You mad genius.
- ...eight...

00:19:03.851 --> 00:19:06.561
- Your dark gift has finally paid off.
- ...seven...

00:19:06.729 --> 00:19:08.396
- it... it has?
- ...six...

00:19:08.564 --> 00:19:12.359
This dome is
obviously lined with copper.

00:19:12.527 --> 00:19:14.820
- Yeah? So?
- Sir...

00:19:14.987 --> 00:19:17.364
- Copper drains my powers.
- ...two...

00:19:17.532 --> 00:19:19.908
- Your weakness is copper?
- ...one.

00:19:20.076 --> 00:19:21.535
- You're kidding, right?
- Full power.

00:19:46.894 --> 00:19:50.105
I don't think
even he could survive that.

00:19:50.606 --> 00:19:54.276
Well, let's not get
our hopes up just yet.

00:19:55.111 --> 00:19:56.945
- Look!
- Metro Man!

00:19:57.738 --> 00:19:58.989
Metro Man.

00:19:59.156 --> 00:20:00.574
Metro Man!

00:20:15.464 --> 00:20:19.801
- You... You did it, sir.
- I did it?

00:20:23.389 --> 00:20:24.890
He did it.

00:20:25.057 --> 00:20:28.184
- I did it?
- He did it.

00:20:28.352 --> 00:20:29.686
- You did it, sir.
- I did it!

00:20:29.854 --> 00:20:33.857
- You did it!
- I did it! Metrocity is mine!

00:20:36.485 --> 00:20:38.904
- You did it, sir!
- I did it! Yeah, me, me!

00:20:39.071 --> 00:20:41.448
- Yes, I did it!
- Us! We both did it!

00:20:41.616 --> 00:20:43.408
- Not us! I!
- You, a little more

00:20:43.576 --> 00:20:45.327
- than me but still, come on!
- A lot more than you.

00:20:45.494 --> 00:20:46.786
When they're giving out the awards,

00:20:46.954 --> 00:20:49.372
- I'm gonna be right there next to you.
- What awards? What awards, for what?

00:20:50.124 --> 00:20:51.458
Hit it!

00:21:23.157 --> 00:21:24.157
Drop 'em!

00:21:52.687 --> 00:21:54.646
First off, what a turnout.

00:21:54.814 --> 00:21:56.815
How wild is this?

00:21:58.567 --> 00:22:02.570
All I did was eliminate the most
powerful man in the universe.

00:22:02.738 --> 00:22:06.491
Are there any questions?
Go on. Yes! You in the back.

00:22:06.659 --> 00:22:11.621
I'm sure we'd all like to know what
you plan to do with us and this city.

00:22:12.039 --> 00:22:13.415
Good, I'm glad you asked that.

00:22:13.582 --> 00:22:17.085
Imagine the most horrible, terrifying,

00:22:17.420 --> 00:22:20.255
evil thing you can possibly think of,

00:22:20.423 --> 00:22:24.259
and multiply it... by six!

00:22:25.469 --> 00:22:26.928
In the meantime,

00:22:27.096 --> 00:22:30.306
I want you to carry on
with the dreary, normal things

00:22:30.474 --> 00:22:33.018
you normal people do.

00:22:33.185 --> 00:22:35.311
Let's just have fun with this. Come on.

00:22:35.479 --> 00:22:37.939
And I will get back to you.

00:22:42.987 --> 00:22:44.863
Now slam the door really hard.

00:22:46.949 --> 00:22:48.074
They... They can still see you.

00:22:48.242 --> 00:22:49.576
- Now?
- Your elbow's still in.

00:22:50.119 --> 00:22:51.119
Good.

00:22:54.665 --> 00:22:59.085
There he is, Mr. Evil Overlord.

00:22:59.253 --> 00:23:02.797
Oh, Minion, did you think
this day would ever come?

00:23:02.965 --> 00:23:05.133
No way. Not at all, sir.

00:23:05.301 --> 00:23:07.302
Never. Never in a million...
I mean...

00:23:08.429 --> 00:23:11.514
- Yes, I did.
- Look at the intricate mouldings.

00:23:11.682 --> 00:23:13.558
I'm looking. I'm looking.

00:23:13.726 --> 00:23:15.477
And what's this?

00:23:16.145 --> 00:23:18.688
It's like one of the giant monitors
in the lair.

00:23:19.607 --> 00:23:21.608
But it seems to only carry one station.

00:23:21.776 --> 00:23:24.944
Oh, that, sir, is called a window.

00:23:25.112 --> 00:23:27.572
- Window?
- All the kids are looking through them.

00:23:29.366 --> 00:23:31.451
I've never had a view before.

00:23:32.119 --> 00:23:34.913
Metrocity, Minion, it's all mine.

00:23:36.499 --> 00:23:38.416
If my parents could see me now.

00:23:38.584 --> 00:23:42.629
Sir, I'm sure they're smiling down
from evil heaven.

00:23:43.172 --> 00:23:46.174
And now that Mr. Goody Two-Shoes is
out of the way,

00:23:46.342 --> 00:23:48.885
I can have everything I want,

00:23:49.053 --> 00:23:52.388
and there's no one to stop me!

00:24:34.974 --> 00:24:37.308
I know. I know.

00:24:38.060 --> 00:24:41.229
Always thirsty, never satisfied.

00:24:41.981 --> 00:24:44.399
I understand you,
little well-dressed bird.

00:24:45.609 --> 00:24:49.863
Purposeless, emptiness.
It's a vacuum, isn't it?

00:24:50.030 --> 00:24:52.740
It's... What's your vacuum like?

00:24:56.954 --> 00:24:59.706
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Not now, Minion.

00:25:01.667 --> 00:25:03.960
I'm in a heated,
existential discussion

00:25:04.128 --> 00:25:06.754
with this dead-eyed, plastic desk toy.

00:25:10.050 --> 00:25:12.510
Is... Is something wrong, sir?

00:25:13.637 --> 00:25:15.889
Just think about it.

00:25:16.056 --> 00:25:17.599
We have it all.

00:25:18.893 --> 00:25:20.310
Yet, we have nothing.

00:25:22.313 --> 00:25:23.813
It's just too easy now.

00:25:25.191 --> 00:25:26.691
I'm sorry, you've lost me, sir.

00:25:28.277 --> 00:25:31.196
I mean, we did it, right?

00:25:31.363 --> 00:25:33.615
Well, you did it, sir.

00:25:33.782 --> 00:25:36.284
Yes, you've made that perfectly clear.

00:25:36.452 --> 00:25:40.371
Then why do I feel so... mel-on-choly.

00:25:40.539 --> 00:25:42.040
"Mel-on-choly"?

00:25:42.208 --> 00:25:44.834
- Unhappy.
- Well...

00:25:45.586 --> 00:25:47.629
What if tomorrow,

00:25:47.796 --> 00:25:50.173
we could go kidnap Roxanne Ritchi.

00:25:50.341 --> 00:25:52.300
That always seems to lift your spirits.

00:25:54.887 --> 00:25:58.973
Good idea, Minion.
But without him, what's the point?

00:25:59.767 --> 00:26:02.101
- "Him," sir?
- Nothing.

00:26:03.312 --> 00:26:06.814
OK, all right. We'll just...
that's something to consider...

00:26:06.982 --> 00:26:10.985
...and... Well, I think I'll just
power down for a while then.

00:26:18.202 --> 00:26:21.996
He was always there for us. Dependable.

00:26:23.832 --> 00:26:26.668
Perhaps we took him for granted.
You know, maybe,

00:26:26.835 --> 00:26:30.004
we never really know how good
we have it until it's gone.

00:26:31.423 --> 00:26:35.093
We miss you, Metro Man. I miss you.

00:26:36.178 --> 00:26:40.682
And I have just one question
for Megamind: Are you happy now?

00:26:43.852 --> 00:26:46.729
This is Roxanne Ritchi,
reporting from a city without a hero.

00:26:48.190 --> 00:26:52.610
Coming up next, are you ready to be
a slave army? What you need to know.

00:26:58.450 --> 00:27:03.079
And... wrap that up and give it
to a child on Christmas,

00:27:03.247 --> 00:27:06.040
- 'cause we're done.
- OK. See you tomorrow, Hal.

00:27:06.208 --> 00:27:09.335
Wait. Roxie, I'm having a party
at my house.

00:27:09.503 --> 00:27:11.254
It's gonna be, like,
off the hook, or whatever.

00:27:11.422 --> 00:27:13.089
You should come over.
I got a deejay,

00:27:13.257 --> 00:27:15.133
rented a bouncy house,
made a gallon of dip.

00:27:15.301 --> 00:27:16.259
It's gonna be sick.

00:27:16.427 --> 00:27:18.052
Oh. I... I don't know, Hal.

00:27:18.220 --> 00:27:20.221
I don't really feel like being
around a bunch of people.

00:27:20.389 --> 00:27:22.390
No, no, no, that's the best part.
It'll just be like you and me.

00:27:24.727 --> 00:27:28.229
Wow. That... that's certainly
very tempting, but...

00:27:28.397 --> 00:27:31.774
I did hire a wedding photographer.
That's just in case we were like,

00:27:31.942 --> 00:27:33.651
something crazy happened
and we wanted a picture of it.

00:27:33.819 --> 00:27:37.238
Like, maybe we should have this for,
like, ever. Like a memory, you know?

00:27:37.865 --> 00:27:39.198
I'm gonna pass.

00:27:39.575 --> 00:27:42.035
I have some work here
that I need to do, anyway.

00:27:42.202 --> 00:27:44.412
Cool. So Thursday? Soft Thursday?

00:27:44.580 --> 00:27:46.873
- Good night, Hal.
- That's a soft yes on Thursday.

00:27:48.459 --> 00:27:51.753
What's wrong with me?
Rented a bouncy house?

00:27:51.920 --> 00:27:53.629
Chicks don't like bouncy houses.

00:27:53.797 --> 00:27:55.423
They like clowns.

00:27:56.800 --> 00:27:59.552
Stupid van! You broke my finger!

00:28:37.007 --> 00:28:38.883
I've made a horrible mistake.

00:28:39.635 --> 00:28:41.469
I didn't mean to destroy you.

00:28:41.637 --> 00:28:44.472
I mean, I meant to destroy you,

00:28:44.640 --> 00:28:46.766
but I didn't think
it would really work.

00:28:47.142 --> 00:28:49.352
What are we supposed to do?

00:28:49.520 --> 00:28:53.189
Without you, evil is running rampant
through the streets.

00:28:53.357 --> 00:28:56.901
I'm so tired of running rampant
through the streets.

00:28:57.820 --> 00:28:58.986
What's the point of being bad

00:28:59.154 --> 00:29:01.406
when there's no good
to try and stop you?

00:29:02.533 --> 00:29:04.325
Someone has to stop Megamind.

00:29:04.493 --> 00:29:07.120
- Hey, we're closing soon.
- You scared me.

00:29:07.287 --> 00:29:08.621
- Barry, right?
- Bernard.

00:29:08.789 --> 00:29:13.084
Bernard. I was just...
Well, I was talking to myself.

00:29:13.252 --> 00:29:14.836
You probably think
I'm a little bit nuts.

00:29:15.003 --> 00:29:16.796
I'm not allowed to insult
guests directly.

00:29:16.964 --> 00:29:19.841
Thank you. Just...
Bernard, I'll just be another minute.

00:29:21.677 --> 00:29:22.635
OK.

00:29:22.803 --> 00:29:23.845
Thanks.

00:29:24.012 --> 00:29:27.390
I had so many evil plans in the works.

00:29:27.558 --> 00:29:29.809
The illiteracy beam.

00:29:29.977 --> 00:29:31.644
Typhoon cheese.

00:29:31.812 --> 00:29:33.479
Robo-sheep.

00:29:33.647 --> 00:29:35.398
Battles we will now never have.

00:29:39.236 --> 00:29:41.654
You know,
I never had the chance to say goodbye.

00:29:42.781 --> 00:29:45.116
So it's good
that we have this time now.

00:29:45.284 --> 00:29:47.368
You know, before I destroy the place.

00:29:47.536 --> 00:29:50.788
Nothing personal, it just brings back
too many painful memories.

00:29:54.918 --> 00:29:56.043
Hello?

00:29:56.211 --> 00:29:58.212
- Hello?
- Roxanne.

00:30:07.514 --> 00:30:10.475
- That's a pretty tasteless costume.
- Costume?

00:30:10.642 --> 00:30:13.394
Megamind's head is not
that grossly exaggerated.

00:30:15.397 --> 00:30:18.733
And you even made a cheap replica
of his dehydration gun. How...

00:30:20.569 --> 00:30:22.487
Hello? Is someone there?

00:30:25.240 --> 00:30:27.074
Hello? Who's there?

00:30:30.287 --> 00:30:31.370
It's just you, Bernard.

00:30:31.538 --> 00:30:34.499
Yes. It's just me. Bernard.

00:30:34.666 --> 00:30:36.542
Well, thank you
for letting me stay.

00:30:36.710 --> 00:30:39.170
Look, I wouldn't stay here for more than
two minutes and 37 seconds

00:30:39.338 --> 00:30:41.923
if I were you. We're having
the walls and ceiling removed.

00:30:42.090 --> 00:30:44.300
Wow, that sounds like quite
the renovation.

00:30:44.468 --> 00:30:47.094
I guess I'll catch
a ride down with you then.

00:30:53.769 --> 00:30:57.522
I kept thinking he was gonna do
one of his last-minute escapes.

00:30:58.273 --> 00:31:00.983
Yeah. He was really good at those.

00:31:01.443 --> 00:31:03.861
Oh, if only the world had
a reset button.

00:31:04.363 --> 00:31:06.948
I've looked into the reset button.

00:31:07.115 --> 00:31:08.783
The science is impossible.

00:31:10.118 --> 00:31:11.619
Oh, Bernard...

00:31:11.787 --> 00:31:15.498
I didn't know you had... feelings.
Are you OK?

00:31:16.625 --> 00:31:21.003
Metro Man's gone. And now there's
no one left to challenge Megamind.

00:31:21.171 --> 00:31:23.464
Oh, come on, Bernard.

00:31:23.632 --> 00:31:26.300
As long as there's evil,
good will rise up against it.

00:31:26.468 --> 00:31:27.718
Oh, I wish.

00:31:27.886 --> 00:31:30.596
I believe someone is gonna stand up
to Megamind.

00:31:30.764 --> 00:31:33.099
- You really think so?
- Yeah. I mean, it's like they say,

00:31:33.267 --> 00:31:35.768
"Heroes aren't born, they're made."

00:31:38.772 --> 00:31:42.233
Heroes can be made. That's it!

00:31:42.401 --> 00:31:44.443
All you need are
the right ingredients.

00:31:44.611 --> 00:31:46.529
- Yeah. Bravery.
- Yes.

00:31:46.697 --> 00:31:47.697
- Strength.
- Of course.

00:31:47.864 --> 00:31:50.074
- Determination.
- Imperative!

00:31:50.242 --> 00:31:54.245
And a smidgen of DNA.
Oh, with that, anyone can be a hero!

00:31:54.413 --> 00:31:55.788
Yeah!

00:31:56.665 --> 00:31:57.999
I think we should run!

00:31:58.166 --> 00:31:59.750
Bye!

00:32:01.128 --> 00:32:03.671
Time to put the past behind us.

00:32:04.673 --> 00:32:06.048
Only the future...

00:32:06.842 --> 00:32:09.594
I'm too close!
I'm genuinely scared right now.

00:32:10.095 --> 00:32:11.721
I hope no one's seeing this!

00:32:12.556 --> 00:32:15.558
Create a hero? Wait, wait, what?
Why would you do that?

00:32:15.726 --> 00:32:17.560
So I have someone to fight.

00:32:17.728 --> 00:32:20.229
Minion, I'm a villain without a hero.

00:32:20.647 --> 00:32:22.273
A yin with no yang.

00:32:22.441 --> 00:32:24.358
A bullfighter with no bull to fight.

00:32:24.526 --> 00:32:27.028
In other words, I have no purpose.

00:32:27.654 --> 00:32:31.324
Now, ask me how I'm going to do it.
Go on! Ask!

00:32:31.992 --> 00:32:33.993
How are you gonna do it?

00:32:35.203 --> 00:32:37.538
I'm going to give someone...
I don't know who yet...

00:32:37.706 --> 00:32:39.206
Metro Man's powers.

00:32:39.374 --> 00:32:43.502
I'm going to train that someone
to become Metrocity's new hero.

00:32:43.670 --> 00:32:44.712
Over here! Follow!

00:32:45.255 --> 00:32:47.381
And then finally,
I'm going to fight that hero

00:32:47.549 --> 00:32:50.259
in an epic battle of good and evil.

00:32:50.427 --> 00:32:53.137
Which will put everything back
the way it was...

00:32:53.639 --> 00:32:56.599
...when the world was
perfect and rosy.

00:32:56.767 --> 00:33:00.186
Behold, Minion, Metro Man's cape.

00:33:00.354 --> 00:33:02.772
Look closely. Tell me what you see.

00:33:02.939 --> 00:33:06.692
- Dandruff?
- Yes. It's his DNA.

00:33:07.152 --> 00:33:11.697
From this, we'll extract the source
of Metro Man's awesome power.

00:33:14.076 --> 00:33:16.702
Sir, I think this is a bad idea.

00:33:16.870 --> 00:33:21.248
Yes! This is a very wickedly bad idea
for the greater good of bad.

00:33:21.416 --> 00:33:24.251
But I'm saying this is
a kind of bad that...

00:33:24.419 --> 00:33:27.296
...OK, you might think is good
in your bad perception,

00:33:27.464 --> 00:33:30.424
but from a good perception it...
it's just plain bad.

00:33:30.592 --> 00:33:33.135
Oh, you don't know
what's good for bad.

00:33:34.012 --> 00:33:36.472
Now, we have just one shot at this.

00:33:36.640 --> 00:33:41.060
We must find a suitable subject,
someone of noble heart and mind.

00:33:42.312 --> 00:33:45.773
Who puts the welfare of others
above their own.

00:33:47.984 --> 00:33:49.527
What on Earth is that?

00:33:49.695 --> 00:33:53.114
It seems to be emanating
from there, sir.

00:33:55.867 --> 00:33:56.826
Ollo.

00:33:56.993 --> 00:33:58.285
It's "Hello."

00:33:58.453 --> 00:33:59.787
Hello? Like that?

00:33:59.955 --> 00:34:02.289
- Bernard, it's Roxanne.
- It's Roxanne.

00:34:02.457 --> 00:34:04.458
I just wanted to thank you
for inspiring me the other day.

00:34:04.626 --> 00:34:07.169
- Oh, you inspired me too.
- Great!

00:34:07.337 --> 00:34:10.756
It's time we stood up to Megamind
and show him he can't push us around.

00:34:10.924 --> 00:34:12.925
Oh, really? She's so cute.

00:34:13.093 --> 00:34:15.386
I'm already hot on his trail.

00:34:15.554 --> 00:34:17.805
- And what gives you that idea?
- Sir?

00:34:17.973 --> 00:34:19.682
I just found his secret hideout.

00:34:19.850 --> 00:34:21.475
How did she find my hideout?!

00:34:22.394 --> 00:34:25.062
How did you find his hideout?

00:34:25.230 --> 00:34:29.525
This is the only building in Metro City
with a fake observatory on the roof.

00:34:31.862 --> 00:34:34.530
OK. There's no way
she'll find the secret entrance.

00:34:34.698 --> 00:34:37.742
There's a doormat here
that says "Secrit Entrance"!

00:34:39.828 --> 00:34:41.787
- Minion!
- I kept forgetting where it was.

00:34:41.955 --> 00:34:43.581
She'll discover all our secrets!

00:34:43.749 --> 00:34:46.459
- Oh, no!
- You dim-witted creation of science!

00:34:46.626 --> 00:34:48.127
- What?
- What? Oh, no, not you, Roxanne.

00:34:48.295 --> 00:34:50.755
No, I was just yelling at my...
mother's urn.

00:34:50.922 --> 00:34:52.590
Don't do anything.
I'll be right there.

00:34:53.216 --> 00:34:55.217
Roxanne?

00:34:55.385 --> 00:34:56.844
Oh no, not again!

00:35:03.268 --> 00:35:04.477
Roxanne?

00:35:05.937 --> 00:35:08.397
I'm glad you're here.
Wait, how did you get here so fast?

00:35:08.565 --> 00:35:12.193
Well, I... I happened to be
speed walking nearby when you called.

00:35:12.360 --> 00:35:13.486
In a suit?

00:35:13.653 --> 00:35:17.198
It's called... formal speed walking,
but that's not important.

00:35:17.365 --> 00:35:19.533
I better take the lead.
This way looks exciting.

00:35:19.701 --> 00:35:21.035
No, it says "Exit."

00:35:21.203 --> 00:35:23.871
Which is the abbreviation
for "exciting," right?

00:35:24.039 --> 00:35:26.332
This is the mother lode!

00:35:26.500 --> 00:35:29.251
- Wow. Just look at this thing.
- Wow.

00:35:29.419 --> 00:35:31.962
You know, I really could use
your help in deciphering all this.

00:35:32.130 --> 00:35:33.506
- Really?
- You're an expert

00:35:33.673 --> 00:35:36.133
- on all things Megamind, right?
- Yes. Right.

00:35:36.301 --> 00:35:40.054
Together, we could figure out his plan
for the city and stop it.

00:35:40.388 --> 00:35:42.890
- Are you in?
- Oh, what fun!

00:35:43.058 --> 00:35:44.141
That's what I want to hear.

00:35:44.309 --> 00:35:46.393
Minion, Code: Send In The Brain-bots.

00:35:46.561 --> 00:35:48.604
You know,
the whole point of a code is...

00:35:48.772 --> 00:35:50.773
Oh, Code: Just Do It, Minion.

00:35:50.941 --> 00:35:53.400
Intruder! Intruder! Intruder!

00:35:54.152 --> 00:35:56.904
- It's me, you fools!
- Bernard!

00:35:59.241 --> 00:36:00.574
It's Daddy!

00:36:03.203 --> 00:36:04.411
Megamind.

00:36:04.579 --> 00:36:07.122
- What have you done with Bernard?
- Oh, Bernard? Oh, yes.

00:36:07.290 --> 00:36:09.375
I'm doing horrible things to that man.

00:36:09.543 --> 00:36:12.002
I don't want to get into it,
but lasers, spikes.

00:36:12.170 --> 00:36:15.422
No, please! No!
Not the lasers and the spikes!

00:36:15.590 --> 00:36:18.759
- You know the drill.
- Oh, no! Not the drill!

00:36:18.927 --> 00:36:21.345
- Let him go or...
- Or what?

00:36:21.513 --> 00:36:23.597
Or I'm gonna find out
what this weird-looking gun does.

00:36:23.765 --> 00:36:26.058
No, don't shoot! Don't shoot that gun!

00:36:26.226 --> 00:36:27.643
I'll just go get him.

00:36:28.186 --> 00:36:30.271
- Unhand me, you fiend!
- Never!

00:36:30.438 --> 00:36:32.648
His strength's too much!

00:36:32.816 --> 00:36:35.192
Oh, I work out!

00:36:35.360 --> 00:36:38.028
Well, it's really paying off!
You're so fit,

00:36:38.196 --> 00:36:40.281
and strangely charismatic.

00:36:44.119 --> 00:36:45.077
Are you OK?

00:36:45.245 --> 00:36:48.080
I did my best, but he's too fantastic.

00:36:48.248 --> 00:36:50.291
Here. Let me carry
that heavy gun for you.

00:36:50.458 --> 00:36:51.917
I got us covered.

00:36:54.629 --> 00:36:57.172
- Let go. It's mine!
- Bernard, run!

00:36:58.466 --> 00:36:59.550
Roxanne?

00:36:59.718 --> 00:37:01.510
- You're going to break it!
- Give it to me!

00:37:01.678 --> 00:37:03.345
Oh, no!

00:37:08.101 --> 00:37:09.602
Roxanne?!

00:37:15.358 --> 00:37:17.067
Who on Earth is that?

00:37:26.870 --> 00:37:28.203
- Help!
- Roxanne!

00:37:29.372 --> 00:37:31.790
Bernard! You were right
about that door being exciting.

00:37:31.958 --> 00:37:33.334
- Intruder! Intruder!
- This way.

00:37:33.501 --> 00:37:35.002
Intruder! Intruder! Intruder!

00:37:39.257 --> 00:37:40.215
What are you doing?

00:37:40.383 --> 00:37:42.217
This'll stop them. Here!

00:37:42.385 --> 00:37:44.178
Seems a bit extreme, doesn't it?

00:37:46.097 --> 00:37:48.807
- Just throw it!
- Daddy's sorry.

00:37:59.861 --> 00:38:02.279
- Wow. That was really exciting.
- Yeah.

00:38:02.447 --> 00:38:04.031
- You were very strong in there.
- I know.

00:38:04.199 --> 00:38:07.034
I've never seen anyone but Metro Man
stand up to him like that.

00:38:07.202 --> 00:38:09.286
- What's going on?
- Hal, what happened?

00:38:09.454 --> 00:38:11.205
I think a bee flew up my nose.

00:38:11.373 --> 00:38:14.041
I was just about to make
my frontal assault to rescue you,

00:38:14.209 --> 00:38:17.878
but like 50 ninjas tried to attack me,
so I had to beat 'em all up,

00:38:18.046 --> 00:38:19.964
and I did, and I... They were all,
like, crying and stuff...

00:38:20.131 --> 00:38:23.300
- Wow, a brave one, isn't he?
- Who are you?

00:38:23.468 --> 00:38:25.594
Oh, thi... this is Bernard.
He's my partner.

00:38:25.762 --> 00:38:28.138
- Partner?
- Yes. Yes. Partner.

00:38:28.306 --> 00:38:32.393
Well, look, "partner," I'm her partner.
She doesn't know what she's saying.

00:38:32.560 --> 00:38:33.894
She's been through
a traumatic experience.

00:38:34.062 --> 00:38:36.522
I'd better take him home.
Thanks again, Bernard.

00:38:43.780 --> 00:38:45.739
I'll call you tomorrow, partner.

00:38:46.449 --> 00:38:48.242
Yeah, OK. I'd like that.

00:38:48.410 --> 00:38:50.077
That was weird for everybody,

00:38:50.245 --> 00:38:52.246
'cause you accidentally hugged him
instead of me.

00:38:52.414 --> 00:38:54.665
Sir? Sir!

00:38:54.833 --> 00:38:57.251
Code: Did You Find Out Who it Was?

00:39:00.422 --> 00:39:02.006
Code: Get The Car.

00:39:02.173 --> 00:39:03.340
Code: Right Away, Sir.

00:39:11.891 --> 00:39:13.600
- Bye-bye!
- See you tomorrow, Hal.

00:39:13.768 --> 00:39:16.145
I'll leave the door unlocked in case
you want to check on me later.

00:39:17.856 --> 00:39:22.401
Who is this man
we've infused with godlike power?

00:39:25.822 --> 00:39:29.116
Well, sir, his name's Hal Stewart.
He's 28 years old.

00:39:29.284 --> 00:39:31.577
No criminal record.
Actually no records at all.

00:39:31.745 --> 00:39:34.288
Apparently this man hasn't
accomplished anything.

00:39:34.998 --> 00:39:38.292
Not yet, Minion. Not... yet.

00:39:38.793 --> 00:39:41.253
Could this day get anymore fun-tastic?

00:39:41.421 --> 00:39:46.425
So, I will just go ahead and defuse him
since this is clearly a mistake.

00:39:46.593 --> 00:39:49.553
No, Minion! There's something
much more powerful at work here.

00:39:50.013 --> 00:39:53.265
This is no mistake. It's destiny.

00:39:55.268 --> 00:39:58.896
Hal Shtewart! Prepare for your destiny!

00:39:59.606 --> 00:40:01.398
Hal? Hal Shtewart?

00:40:01.566 --> 00:40:03.317
- Hey! In the bed!
- Am I saying it right?

00:40:03.485 --> 00:40:04.818
"Stewart."

00:40:05.695 --> 00:40:06.779
Is this a robbery?

00:40:06.946 --> 00:40:09.323
'Cause the lady across the hall
has way better stuff than me.

00:40:09.491 --> 00:40:12.659
Oh, look, it's Hal Stewart.
Quick, the spray.

00:40:14.162 --> 00:40:15.162
All out.

00:40:15.330 --> 00:40:17.498
- Well, use the Forget-Me Stick.
- Oh, right.

00:40:20.543 --> 00:40:21.835
Just look at him.

00:40:23.671 --> 00:40:26.465
No, he doesn't look quite
the hero-type to me.

00:40:26.633 --> 00:40:28.342
Oh, you're such a pill, Minion.

00:40:29.427 --> 00:40:31.512
A potter couldn't ask for finer clay.

00:40:32.847 --> 00:40:34.056
I smell a hero.

00:40:34.224 --> 00:40:36.600
I smell something burning.

00:40:36.768 --> 00:40:38.811
I think it's working. Places! Places!

00:40:38.978 --> 00:40:41.105
Places! Places! Places.

00:40:41.272 --> 00:40:42.606
Do you have your disguise?

00:40:49.572 --> 00:40:50.572
What?

00:40:51.074 --> 00:40:52.366
Oh, you look fantastic.

00:41:02.293 --> 00:41:04.753
Rise my glorious creation.

00:41:04.921 --> 00:41:07.714
Rise, and come to Papa.

00:41:08.049 --> 00:41:11.093
- What's going on?
- Easy my child.

00:41:11.261 --> 00:41:13.512
- Who are you?
- I sent you to this planet

00:41:13.680 --> 00:41:17.558
to teach you about justice,
honor, and nobility.

00:41:18.143 --> 00:41:19.893
I am your father.

00:41:20.770 --> 00:41:23.021
So you're like my space dad?

00:41:23.898 --> 00:41:26.900
Yeah, I'm like your space dad.

00:41:27.360 --> 00:41:29.194
And you are what?

00:41:30.071 --> 00:41:32.072
I'm your space stepmom.

00:41:33.408 --> 00:41:35.159
I've had some
work done recently.

00:41:35.326 --> 00:41:37.119
Is this some kind of dream?

00:41:37.287 --> 00:41:39.371
This is a dream come true.

00:41:39.539 --> 00:41:42.708
You've been blessed
with unfathomable power.

00:41:42.876 --> 00:41:44.751
- What kind of power?
- Unfathomable.

00:41:44.919 --> 00:41:47.254
It's unf... without fathom.

00:41:48.548 --> 00:41:50.674
Yeah. We've come to guide you

00:41:50.842 --> 00:41:54.553
on your path
to be Metrocity's new hero

00:41:54.721 --> 00:41:58.891
and battle the super-genius
of Megamind.

00:42:02.145 --> 00:42:04.188
I know this is a lot to take in.

00:42:04.355 --> 00:42:06.440
It may take months
for you to come to grips.

00:42:06.608 --> 00:42:08.400
No freaking way!

00:42:08.568 --> 00:42:10.402
I wasn't finished.

00:42:13.740 --> 00:42:18.452
I'm gonna be a hero!

00:42:18.620 --> 00:42:21.455
See, Minion, he's perfect!

00:42:22.957 --> 00:42:25.083
And... action!

00:42:25.251 --> 00:42:27.920
- Someone help me!
- I'm OK!

00:42:32.634 --> 00:42:34.801
You... Bad!

00:42:34.969 --> 00:42:36.637
Zap! Zap! Zap!

00:42:39.933 --> 00:42:42.517
The flames of my evil burn bright.

00:42:42.685 --> 00:42:44.269
Now you say something cool
back at me.

00:42:44.437 --> 00:42:47.439
Look. It doesn't even hurt.
Don't even feel it.

00:42:47.607 --> 00:42:52.277
No, no, no, no, no. Stomach down,
hands up. Like Metro Man.

00:42:52.445 --> 00:42:55.322
- Whoa! Wait!
- Watch out.

00:42:58.117 --> 00:43:00.911
He's hopeless. Hopeless!

00:43:01.079 --> 00:43:03.664
- Maybe we should change tactics.
- You think so?

00:43:03.831 --> 00:43:05.374
Oh, you know how boys are.

00:43:05.541 --> 00:43:06.875
They love video games.

00:43:07.043 --> 00:43:09.628
- I could throw a few parts together.
- Can't wait.

00:43:09.796 --> 00:43:12.631
LOL. Smiley face.

00:43:12.799 --> 00:43:14.091
Can't wait for what, sir?

00:43:15.385 --> 00:43:17.219
That was such a funny story.

00:43:18.304 --> 00:43:20.097
And brilliantly told, by the way.

00:43:20.265 --> 00:43:21.807
OK, now you tell one.

00:43:21.975 --> 00:43:24.434
Bernard, I never knew
you were so funny.

00:43:24.602 --> 00:43:27.020
And I never heard you laugh before.

00:43:27.188 --> 00:43:30.357
Yeah, it's been a while.
Feels pretty good.

00:43:35.446 --> 00:43:36.905
And action.

00:43:39.575 --> 00:43:41.326
Gotcha!

00:43:48.793 --> 00:43:51.336
- You don't get out much, do you?
- Oh, what fun!

00:43:53.506 --> 00:43:55.632
I used to come here
with my mother when I was a kid.

00:43:56.551 --> 00:43:58.468
It was one of my favorite things to do.

00:43:59.220 --> 00:44:01.888
Now look at it. It's a dump.

00:44:06.769 --> 00:44:08.729
Why are we cleaning up the city, sir?

00:44:08.896 --> 00:44:13.358
Well, we don't want to battle
our new hero in a dump now, do we?

00:44:17.572 --> 00:44:20.407
They're all back. But how? Why?

00:44:20.825 --> 00:44:22.951
Maybe Megamind isn't so bad after all.

00:44:28.541 --> 00:44:29.541
That's it.

00:44:29.709 --> 00:44:33.086
Be free, my beautiful dove!

00:44:37.592 --> 00:44:39.009
OK, OK.

00:44:39.177 --> 00:44:42.429
Metro Man and I were never a couple.

00:44:42.597 --> 00:44:44.723
- But I thought you two were...
- I know. Everybody did.

00:44:44.891 --> 00:44:47.559
It's just...
Well, he was never really my type.

00:44:47.727 --> 00:44:49.019
Really?

00:44:49.187 --> 00:44:51.229
OK, now you tell me something.

00:44:51.397 --> 00:44:54.107
Something you've never told anyone.

00:44:54.984 --> 00:44:58.403
Well, in sh... school...

00:44:59.655 --> 00:45:02.282
...none of the other kids
really liked me.

00:45:03.618 --> 00:45:05.744
I was always the last one picked
for everything.

00:45:07.163 --> 00:45:10.123
It's too bad that we didn't go
to the same school.

00:45:15.046 --> 00:45:18.382
Hal, I think you're ready for this.

00:45:20.760 --> 00:45:23.470
- Do I have a son?
- No.

00:45:23.638 --> 00:45:25.305
You make me laugh.

00:45:25.473 --> 00:45:27.432
It stretches. It's for you.

00:45:28.643 --> 00:45:30.227
Hey, what's the T stand for?

00:45:30.395 --> 00:45:31.728
Titan.

00:45:31.896 --> 00:45:33.814
"Titan"?
What's that supposed to mean?

00:45:33.981 --> 00:45:36.525
It was the only name
I could trademark.

00:45:38.611 --> 00:45:41.571
Do you have someone special
in your life, Hal?

00:45:41.948 --> 00:45:45.784
No, not yet. But... there's this
really, really good-looking one

00:45:45.952 --> 00:45:48.036
I've got my eye on currently.

00:45:52.583 --> 00:45:54.543
That's very good.

00:45:54.710 --> 00:45:58.004
- Romance is very inspiring.
- That's what I hear.

00:45:58.172 --> 00:46:03.051
All you have to do is
save her and she'll be yours.

00:46:03.219 --> 00:46:04.845
- Who wants churros?
- I do!

00:46:05.012 --> 00:46:08.098
- I do, yeah. Thanks, Space Stepmom.
- Churros all the way around.

00:46:08.266 --> 00:46:10.851
On the count of three,
unsheathe your churro.

00:46:11.018 --> 00:46:12.644
One, two, three!

00:46:12.812 --> 00:46:13.937
To Titan!

00:46:14.147 --> 00:46:19.276
Tomorrow, you will fight Megamind,
and the city will know your name.

00:46:21.446 --> 00:46:23.947
...the city's parks restored
to their original glory,

00:46:24.115 --> 00:46:27.993
the streets the safest they've been,
the banks reopened.

00:46:28.161 --> 00:46:30.078
Has something happened to Megamind?

00:46:30.246 --> 00:46:32.956
Has someone tamed this monster?

00:46:33.124 --> 00:46:36.293
This is Roxanne Ritchi,
cautiously optimistic,

00:46:36.461 --> 00:46:38.503
and pleasantly confused.

00:46:38.671 --> 00:46:40.672
Well, you seem
in a very good mood tonight, sir.

00:46:41.757 --> 00:46:44.509
Oh, yes. How long is
this going to take, Minion?

00:46:44.677 --> 00:46:46.553
Just a few alterations, sir,
and I will be done

00:46:46.721 --> 00:46:48.889
with your most terrifying cape yet!

00:46:49.056 --> 00:46:50.390
I'm calling it...

00:46:50.725 --> 00:46:54.769
...the Black Mamba...

00:46:54.937 --> 00:46:56.563
Black Mamba. Perfect.

00:46:57.106 --> 00:46:59.483
Gosh, I am running late.
I have to go.

00:46:59.650 --> 00:47:01.735
What? Where...
Where are you going, sir?

00:47:01.903 --> 00:47:04.154
We have our debut battle
with Titan tomorrow morning.

00:47:04.322 --> 00:47:06.281
We haven't even tested
your big battle suit yet.

00:47:06.449 --> 00:47:10.368
You attend to the details, Minion.
I have to... run a quick errand.

00:47:10.745 --> 00:47:12.787
You don't run errands.

00:47:12.955 --> 00:47:14.247
- What's going on here?
- What?

00:47:14.415 --> 00:47:15.665
Oh, wait a minute.

00:47:17.001 --> 00:47:20.378
Are you wearing
Jean Paul Gaultier's Pour Homme?

00:47:20.546 --> 00:47:23.924
It's just my natural musk.
Now, where are the car keys?

00:47:26.469 --> 00:47:28.470
This is about Ms. Ritchi,
isn't it?

00:47:28.638 --> 00:47:30.096
You're going on a date with her.

00:47:31.265 --> 00:47:34.768
No, my main man.
Get out of town.

00:47:34.936 --> 00:47:38.605
Oh, this is bad. This is bad.
You've fallen in love with her.

00:47:38.773 --> 00:47:42.150
You are forgetting your place, Minion.
Now give me the keys.

00:47:44.278 --> 00:47:47.322
What happens when Roxanne
finds out who you really are?

00:47:47.490 --> 00:47:50.951
She will never find out.
That's the point of lying.

00:47:52.954 --> 00:47:54.621
Honestly, if I didn't know
any better,

00:47:54.789 --> 00:47:56.706
I'd think this was
your first day of being evil.

00:47:56.874 --> 00:47:58.291
No!

00:47:59.377 --> 00:48:01.711
This has gone far enough!

00:48:02.797 --> 00:48:04.881
Oh, that was really grown-up!

00:48:06.634 --> 00:48:09.135
Sir, sir, please.
It's for your own good.

00:48:09.303 --> 00:48:10.720
Oh, what do you know?

00:48:10.888 --> 00:48:13.139
I may not know much,
but I do know this:

00:48:13.307 --> 00:48:16.017
The bad guy doesn't get the girl.

00:48:16.185 --> 00:48:18.979
Maybe I don't want to be
the bad guy anymore.

00:48:22.733 --> 00:48:24.150
You heard me!

00:48:24.527 --> 00:48:26.069
Who are you?

00:48:26.862 --> 00:48:29.114
- Now, give me the keys!
- No!

00:48:30.324 --> 00:48:32.784
My sole purpose in life is
to look after you.

00:48:32.952 --> 00:48:34.953
Well, I don't need you
to look after me.

00:48:35.121 --> 00:48:38.373
What are you s... What are you saying?
You don't need me?

00:48:38.541 --> 00:48:42.127
Let me make it clear.
Code: I Don't Need You.

00:48:42.295 --> 00:48:44.129
You know what? You know what?

00:48:46.799 --> 00:48:49.175
Code: I'll Just Pack My Thing And Go!

00:48:49.343 --> 00:48:52.137
- Code: Fine!
- Code: Fine Back!

00:48:55.558 --> 00:48:58.226
- Well, good luck on your date!
- I will!

00:48:58.394 --> 00:49:01.104
- That doesn't even make any sense!
- I know!

00:49:32.887 --> 00:49:35.472
I know I am so close. I can feel it.

00:49:37.975 --> 00:49:41.728
OK, OK. I just have
to take a step back.

00:49:48.027 --> 00:49:49.069
Wait a minute.

00:50:02.124 --> 00:50:03.667
"Titan."

00:50:03.834 --> 00:50:07.962
- What's a Titan?
- My super-ears are burning.

00:50:09.924 --> 00:50:13.218
I usuallyjust hear criminals.
You haven't been naughty, have you?

00:50:14.095 --> 00:50:16.304
I'm totally messing with you.
I'm totally messing with you.

00:50:16.472 --> 00:50:19.140
- The name's Titan.
- Titan.

00:50:19.308 --> 00:50:21.810
Your very own heroic guardian
of pure awesome.

00:50:21.977 --> 00:50:24.187
What's your name? Just kidding.
I know everything about you.

00:50:25.648 --> 00:50:26.981
And I...
And I brought some flowers.

00:50:27.149 --> 00:50:30.652
Didn't know what you liked, so I
just grabbed, you know, all of them.

00:50:32.446 --> 00:50:34.864
OK. You don't like flowers?
OK, forget the flowers.

00:50:35.032 --> 00:50:36.116
What do you want?

00:50:36.283 --> 00:50:38.618
Thought maybe we could go
for a little flight around town.

00:50:38.786 --> 00:50:40.286
Get to know each other first.

00:50:41.706 --> 00:50:42.914
This must be
very thrilling for you.

00:50:43.082 --> 00:50:44.416
What do you think you're doing?!

00:50:44.583 --> 00:50:46.835
Oh, am I moving too fast?
You're probably right.

00:50:47.002 --> 00:50:49.754
I should just rescue you a few times
before we get all romantic.

00:50:51.674 --> 00:50:52.757
Saved ya.

00:50:52.925 --> 00:50:54.801
You are lucky to have
such a great hero here.

00:50:54.969 --> 00:50:57.804
- Don't you ever...
- Oh, no! Somebody do something!

00:50:57.972 --> 00:51:00.932
Oh, right, right, duh.
I gotcha. I gotcha.

00:51:06.355 --> 00:51:08.314
That was a close one.
You almost died,

00:51:08.482 --> 00:51:10.150
- but I saved you.
- Building!

00:51:15.614 --> 00:51:19.242
Gotcha! I'm sorry.
What were you saying?

00:51:19.410 --> 00:51:21.286
I couldn't hear you over the sound
of me saving your life.

00:51:21.454 --> 00:51:22.996
Put me down! Right now!

00:51:23.164 --> 00:51:25.665
OK, all right. All right, hold on.

00:51:28.461 --> 00:51:29.711
Are you crazy?

00:51:29.879 --> 00:51:33.047
I suppose I'm a,
I'm a little crazy, about you.

00:51:33.215 --> 00:51:35.508
Who are you, really?

00:51:35.676 --> 00:51:40.096
Oh, right. Well, prepare to have
your mind blown, little lady.

00:51:41.265 --> 00:51:43.767
- Ta-da.
- Hal?

00:51:43.934 --> 00:51:47.729
Yeah. Isn't this great?
Now there's nothing keeping us apart.

00:51:47.897 --> 00:51:51.191
- No. It's not great.
- Wow. Our first fight.

00:51:51.525 --> 00:51:54.068
This is so us.
We're like an old married couple.

00:51:54.236 --> 00:51:57.197
Look, there is no "us," OK?
There will never be an "us."

00:51:57.698 --> 00:52:00.200
But... I have powers.

00:52:00.618 --> 00:52:02.243
I have a cape. I'm the good guy.

00:52:02.411 --> 00:52:04.871
You are a good guy, Hal,
but you don't understand.

00:52:05.039 --> 00:52:06.915
- We need to find out why...
- No, no. This...

00:52:07.082 --> 00:52:08.708
- Hal, just take a deep breath.
- This isn't right!

00:52:08.876 --> 00:52:10.627
- And listen to me for a moment.
- You're supposed to be with me!

00:52:10.795 --> 00:52:13.087
I'm trying to warn you, Hal.

00:52:13.255 --> 00:52:16.758
It's Titan!
It's Titan, not Hal!

00:52:39.824 --> 00:52:41.241
- Bernard.
- Roxanne.

00:52:41.408 --> 00:52:45.745
- Sorry I'm late.
- Wow, your hair looks exciting.

00:52:46.413 --> 00:52:48.790
Not the only exciting development
of the night.

00:52:49.416 --> 00:52:52.544
Megamind's created a new hero,
and I know why.

00:52:54.171 --> 00:52:57.090
It all makes sense now.
He missed getting his butt kicked,

00:52:57.258 --> 00:52:58.550
so he created a new hero

00:52:58.717 --> 00:53:00.385
- to kick it for him.
- Yeah.

00:53:00.553 --> 00:53:02.929
But why would he pick Hal?

00:53:03.097 --> 00:53:05.431
Hal is the worst possible person
you could pick.

00:53:05.599 --> 00:53:07.934
Wow. That's a lot to take in.

00:53:08.102 --> 00:53:09.936
It boggles my mind.

00:53:10.104 --> 00:53:13.273
I am extremely boggled.
You know, I'm sure we'll get

00:53:13.440 --> 00:53:15.233
to the bottom
of who's kicking whose butt.

00:53:15.401 --> 00:53:20.029
But in the meantime,
let's enjoy each other's company.

00:53:20.197 --> 00:53:22.866
I'm sorry, Bernard,
of course, you're right.

00:53:23.033 --> 00:53:24.701
You know, I could use a breather.

00:53:25.953 --> 00:53:27.161
To Bernard,

00:53:27.329 --> 00:53:31.624
for being the only normal thing
in my crazy, upside-down world.

00:53:32.251 --> 00:53:35.086
To... being normal.

00:53:45.347 --> 00:53:47.223
- Roxanne?
- Yes?

00:53:48.976 --> 00:53:51.102
Say I wasn't so normal.

00:53:51.270 --> 00:53:54.898
Let's say I was bald
and had the complexion of,

00:53:55.065 --> 00:53:59.986
of a popular primary color,
as a random, nonspecific example.

00:54:01.030 --> 00:54:03.823
- Would you still enjoy my company?
- Of course!

00:54:03.991 --> 00:54:07.869
You don't judge a book by its cover
or a person from the outside.

00:54:08.037 --> 00:54:09.245
That's a relief to hear.

00:54:09.413 --> 00:54:11.289
You judge them based on their actions.

00:54:12.499 --> 00:54:15.084
Well, that seems kind of petty,
don't you think?

00:54:44.281 --> 00:54:45.865
What? What?

00:54:47.701 --> 00:54:50.787
Don't look at me!
Just a technical glitch!

00:54:50.955 --> 00:54:53.206
Don't look yet!
Well, never mind that.

00:54:54.708 --> 00:54:55.750
OK.

00:54:57.294 --> 00:54:58.419
Where were we?

00:55:00.881 --> 00:55:02.632
- You...
- Now, now, hold on.

00:55:02.800 --> 00:55:04.258
You!

00:55:25.322 --> 00:55:27.031
I can explain!

00:55:28.409 --> 00:55:30.368
What about everything you just said?

00:55:30.536 --> 00:55:32.578
About judging a book by its cover?

00:55:32.746 --> 00:55:35.623
Well, let's take a look
at the contents then, shall we?

00:55:35.791 --> 00:55:38.918
You destroyed Metro Man,
you took over the city,

00:55:39.086 --> 00:55:42.880
and then, you actually got me
to care about you!

00:55:43.632 --> 00:55:47.719
Why are you so evil?
Tricking me?

00:55:48.429 --> 00:55:50.888
What could you possibly hope to gain?

00:55:56.103 --> 00:55:59.981
Wait a minute.
I don't believe this.

00:56:03.694 --> 00:56:06.904
Do you really think
that I would ever be with you?

00:56:09.658 --> 00:56:10.950
No.

00:56:43.358 --> 00:56:46.611
OK, Minion! You were right!

00:56:46.779 --> 00:56:49.697
I was... less right!

00:56:49.865 --> 00:56:53.618
We should stick
to what we're good at... being bad.

00:56:54.912 --> 00:56:56.829
Minion?

00:57:14.973 --> 00:57:16.099
You there!

00:57:17.434 --> 00:57:19.102
Yeah, you.

00:57:19.728 --> 00:57:22.146
Bring out the Black Mamba.

00:57:54.638 --> 00:57:58.850
OK, Titan.
It's time to go down in style.

00:58:21.748 --> 00:58:26.544
I hear there's a new hero
who dares challenge my evil.

00:58:26.712 --> 00:58:29.380
Where is the one they call Titan?

00:58:33.135 --> 00:58:36.220
Challenge me if you dare!

00:58:58.869 --> 00:59:00.578
Oh no. We're gonna crash!

00:59:04.041 --> 00:59:06.125
This is embarrassing.

00:59:12.758 --> 00:59:15.968
Of all the inconsiderate,
bone-headed...

00:59:17.221 --> 00:59:20.056
...irresponsible, rude...

00:59:20.224 --> 00:59:22.725
Unprofessional, that's what this is!

00:59:23.810 --> 00:59:26.145
Would Metro Man have kept me waiting?

00:59:26.313 --> 00:59:28.314
Of course not! He was a pro!

00:59:28.482 --> 00:59:31.400
Hey, Megamind!
You're actually the guy I want to see.

00:59:31.568 --> 00:59:32.944
Also, there's a door here.

00:59:33.111 --> 00:59:36.864
Do you have any idea
how long I waited for you?

00:59:37.032 --> 00:59:38.407
No, no, no, I totally understand
what you're saying.

00:59:38.575 --> 00:59:40.868
Could you just, just shut up for one
second. I'm trying to beat this level.

00:59:41.036 --> 00:59:43.412
Were you even planning
on showing up?

00:59:44.289 --> 00:59:45.706
What's this?

00:59:47.584 --> 00:59:49.669
Where did you get all this stuff?

00:59:49.836 --> 00:59:51.462
It doesn't belong to me.

00:59:51.630 --> 00:59:53.506
- You stole it?
- Pretty cool, right?

00:59:53.674 --> 00:59:57.051
- No, no, no, no! You're a hero!
- Being a hero is for losers!

00:59:57.219 --> 01:00:00.096
It's work, work, work,
24/7, and for what?

01:00:00.722 --> 01:00:02.390
I only took the gig to get the girl,

01:00:02.557 --> 01:00:04.892
and it turns out Roxanne
doesn't want anything to do with me.

01:00:05.644 --> 01:00:07.812
- Roxanne Ritchi?
- Yeah! Roxanne Ritchi!

01:00:07.980 --> 01:00:10.356
I saw her having dinner
and making googly eyes

01:00:10.524 --> 01:00:12.441
at some intellectual dweeb!

01:00:13.235 --> 01:00:14.860
Who needs all that noise?

01:00:15.028 --> 01:00:17.905
That's why I think we should team up.

01:00:18.073 --> 01:00:19.865
You... Wait... What?

01:00:20.033 --> 01:00:22.159
With my power,
and your big-headedness,

01:00:22.327 --> 01:00:25.371
- we could rule the city!
- You want to team up?

01:00:25.539 --> 01:00:27.206
I even drew up
some new costume designs, see?

01:00:27.374 --> 01:00:28.666
- Costume designs?
- You'd be the brains,

01:00:28.834 --> 01:00:30.167
so you'd get a little brain,

01:00:30.335 --> 01:00:31.794
wearing glasses on your costume,
or something.

01:00:31.962 --> 01:00:33.963
And since I'm the cool one,
I'd have, like,

01:00:34.214 --> 01:00:36.549
two tanks swordfighting...

01:00:37.050 --> 01:00:38.884
I can't believe you.

01:00:39.052 --> 01:00:41.721
All your gifts, all your powers,

01:00:41.888 --> 01:00:45.474
and you... you squander them
for your own personal gain.

01:00:45.851 --> 01:00:48.561
- Yes!
- No! I'm the villain!

01:00:48.729 --> 01:00:50.771
You're the good guy!
I do something bad,

01:00:50.939 --> 01:00:54.442
and you come and get me!
That's why I created you.

01:00:54.609 --> 01:00:58.446
Yeah, right. You're nuts.
Space Dad told me...

01:00:58.613 --> 01:01:00.865
Look, I'm your space dad!

01:01:01.992 --> 01:01:04.452
You should be more like Metro Man.

01:01:05.829 --> 01:01:08.414
- You tricked me?
- Oh, don't like that?

01:01:08.582 --> 01:01:09.749
Well, there's more.

01:01:11.585 --> 01:01:15.254
I'm also the intellectual dweeb
dating Roxanne.

01:01:15.422 --> 01:01:19.175
- No.
- And we were smooching up a storm!

01:01:21.970 --> 01:01:23.471
When I get my hands on you,
I'm gonna...

01:01:23.638 --> 01:01:26.307
Yes! Yes, I know!
Bring me to justice.

01:01:26.475 --> 01:01:28.934
Oh God, how I've missed this.

01:01:32.481 --> 01:01:34.899
And the hero strikes the first blow.

01:01:35.067 --> 01:01:37.360
But evil returns with a backhand!

01:01:41.615 --> 01:01:42.948
Yes!

01:01:52.000 --> 01:01:53.417
Come out, you little freak!

01:01:53.960 --> 01:01:56.962
I want to see what that big brain
looks like on the pavement!

01:02:03.678 --> 01:02:06.555
You fell for the oldest
evil trick in the book!

01:02:07.474 --> 01:02:08.974
You little blue twerp!

01:02:11.561 --> 01:02:13.104
En garde!

01:02:18.193 --> 01:02:20.111
Oh, now that's the spirit!

01:02:20.278 --> 01:02:22.780
Parry! Thrust! Parry again!

01:02:22.948 --> 01:02:26.158
Now it's time for some witty
back and forth banter!

01:02:26.326 --> 01:02:28.160
You go first!

01:02:28.328 --> 01:02:30.788
OK! Look, I'm not sure
where to go with that!

01:02:32.499 --> 01:02:34.542
This one's for stealing
my girlfriend!

01:02:40.173 --> 01:02:42.842
This one's for Space Dad making
a fool out of me!

01:02:50.684 --> 01:02:54.937
And, Megamind, this one's
for Space Stepmom! You lied to her!

01:02:55.689 --> 01:02:59.442
Well done. I thought
that battle went really, really well.

01:02:59.609 --> 01:03:01.610
- I mean, I have a few notes.
- Notes?

01:03:01.778 --> 01:03:03.863
But they can wait.
You can take me to jail now.

01:03:04.072 --> 01:03:07.783
Oh, no, no, no. I was thinking
more like the morgue. You're dead!

01:03:07.951 --> 01:03:10.161
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
This isn't how you play the game.

01:03:10.620 --> 01:03:12.288
Game over.

01:03:18.378 --> 01:03:19.378
Brain-bots!

01:03:25.469 --> 01:03:26.635
I'm calling time out!

01:03:27.637 --> 01:03:30.473
Time out? Time out! Time out!

01:03:40.567 --> 01:03:42.985
Brain-bots,
initiate the fail-safe.

01:03:50.494 --> 01:03:54.497
Guess what, Buster Brown?
It's made from copper.

01:03:54.664 --> 01:03:56.290
You're powerless against it.

01:03:56.458 --> 01:04:00.794
It's the very same metal used
to defeat... Metro Man?

01:04:01.254 --> 01:04:04.507
You should stop comparing me
to Metro Man!

01:04:14.059 --> 01:04:16.602
You can run, Megamind,
but you can't hide!

01:04:16.770 --> 01:04:18.812
We're saved! We're saved!

01:04:18.980 --> 01:04:20.439
What's your name, new hero?

01:04:20.607 --> 01:04:22.816
- It's Titan.
- Thank you!

01:04:22.984 --> 01:04:25.569
Thank you! Titan has freed us!

01:04:25.737 --> 01:04:30.241
Oh, I wouldn't say "free."
More like under new management.

01:04:34.913 --> 01:04:38.123
- What do you want?
- Titan's turned evil.

01:04:38.291 --> 01:04:41.293
Congratulations. Another one of your
genius plans has backfired on you.

01:04:41.461 --> 01:04:43.629
And why did my doorman let you up?

01:04:44.881 --> 01:04:46.257
Carlos.

01:04:46.424 --> 01:04:49.426
Please, Roxanne, no. No.
I need your help.

01:04:49.594 --> 01:04:51.262
Why do you need my help?

01:04:53.306 --> 01:04:55.808
Because you're
the smartest person I know.

01:04:57.477 --> 01:04:58.644
But you can't hide here.

01:04:58.812 --> 01:05:00.980
The copper should have worked.
Why didn't the copper work?

01:05:01.147 --> 01:05:02.648
The copper worked
perfectly well last time.

01:05:02.816 --> 01:05:04.650
Copper? You're not making any sense.

01:05:04.818 --> 01:05:06.610
Look, if we don't find
Titan's weakness,

01:05:06.778 --> 01:05:08.320
he'll destroy the whole city.

01:05:11.074 --> 01:05:13.826
- OK, how can I help?
- We need to find answers.

01:05:14.160 --> 01:05:17.663
You knew Metro Man best.
Did he have a hideout? A cave?

01:05:17.831 --> 01:05:22.543
A solitary fortress of some kind?
Anything that would give us clues.

01:05:22.711 --> 01:05:25.337
Well... there is one place I know.

01:05:27.841 --> 01:05:30.593
You gave him these powers.
Can't you just take them away?

01:05:30.760 --> 01:05:35.347
I can't. I lost my defuser gun
when I misplaced the invisible car.

01:05:35.932 --> 01:05:40.352
The night you dumped me. Alone.
In the rain.

01:05:41.688 --> 01:05:42.938
Did you ever look back?

01:05:43.106 --> 01:05:46.275
- No!
- My giant blue head!

01:05:46.443 --> 01:05:47.568
I guess we're here.

01:05:50.530 --> 01:05:53.282
So, this is where he hid it.

01:05:53.450 --> 01:05:57.828
After all these years.
My old shoolhouse.

01:06:00.206 --> 01:06:03.375
You know, I think there's an apology
in order for the other night.

01:06:03.543 --> 01:06:05.586
OK, that would be nice,
but make it quick.

01:06:05.754 --> 01:06:07.713
We have much more
pressing matters to deal with.

01:06:11.843 --> 01:06:16.305
Wow. I can't believe
he kept all this stuff.

01:06:17.807 --> 01:06:19.099
I remember when he wore that.

01:06:19.267 --> 01:06:22.770
- Shouldn't we try to stay focused here?
- Yes, of course. Right. Focused.

01:06:24.230 --> 01:06:25.939
Hey. Come over and look at this.

01:06:26.441 --> 01:06:28.233
What is it? What did you find?

01:06:31.321 --> 01:06:32.321
Look.

01:06:33.114 --> 01:06:35.324
This glass has ice cubes in it.

01:06:35.492 --> 01:06:37.826
Yes, that's what happens
when water gets cold.

01:06:37.994 --> 01:06:41.163
No, what I'm saying is,
don't you think it's a little odd

01:06:41.331 --> 01:06:43.540
that the ice hasn't melted yet?

01:06:43.708 --> 01:06:45.376
One of life's great mysteries.

01:06:52.258 --> 01:06:53.258
Hey.

01:07:05.313 --> 01:07:06.814
We now have confirmed reports.

01:07:06.981 --> 01:07:10.734
Titan, first thought to be
this city's new hero, has turned evil.

01:07:10.902 --> 01:07:13.779
The city has never seen
this level of destruction.

01:07:13.988 --> 01:07:15.864
If only Metro Man were still alive.

01:07:16.032 --> 01:07:17.866
- You're alive?
- You're alive.

01:07:18.952 --> 01:07:20.786
- I'm alive.
- But I, we...

01:07:20.954 --> 01:07:23.122
We saw your skeleton!
You were dead!

01:07:23.289 --> 01:07:25.249
Are you a ghost?

01:07:25.417 --> 01:07:28.711
There had better be
an amazing explanation for this.

01:07:28.878 --> 01:07:30.838
Speak, apparition.

01:07:41.099 --> 01:07:43.642
OK. OK, OK, OK.

01:07:43.810 --> 01:07:45.477
You both deserve the truth.

01:07:45.645 --> 01:07:47.896
It all started
back at the observatory.

01:07:48.898 --> 01:07:51.316
Roxanne was kidnapped.
I was gonna stop you.

01:07:52.235 --> 01:07:54.653
My head wasn't in the game that day.

01:07:55.155 --> 01:07:56.989
We were kind
of going through the motions.

01:07:57.532 --> 01:08:01.160
So... using my super-speed,

01:08:01.327 --> 01:08:02.494
I decided to go clear my head.

01:08:02.662 --> 01:08:03.996
Fire!

01:08:05.081 --> 01:08:06.331
Then I realized,

01:08:06.499 --> 01:08:10.461
we had done this same silly charade
our entire lives.

01:08:11.296 --> 01:08:14.089
I tried to get my mind off
how I was feeling,

01:08:14.257 --> 01:08:16.175
but I just felt stuck.

01:08:17.343 --> 01:08:21.221
I began to realize,
despite all my powers,

01:08:21.389 --> 01:08:25.851
each and every citizen of Metro
had something I didn't: a choice.

01:08:27.228 --> 01:08:30.981
Ever since I can remember, I've always
had to be what the city wanted me to be.

01:08:32.192 --> 01:08:34.359
But what about what I wanted to do?

01:08:35.361 --> 01:08:37.070
Then it suddenly hit me.

01:08:38.156 --> 01:08:39.948
I do have a choice.

01:08:41.201 --> 01:08:43.327
I can be whatever I want to be.

01:08:43.661 --> 01:08:45.871
No one said this hero thing had to be
a lifetime gig.

01:08:46.915 --> 01:08:48.123
You can't just quit, either.

01:08:49.459 --> 01:08:54.129
That's when I got the brilliant idea...
to fake my death.

01:08:54.506 --> 01:08:57.508
Copper drains my powers.

01:08:57.675 --> 01:08:59.593
Your weakness is copper?

01:09:00.386 --> 01:09:04.556
Once your death ray hit,
I'd never felt so alive.

01:09:05.558 --> 01:09:07.851
So I borrowed a prop
from a nearby nursing school.

01:09:08.520 --> 01:09:11.355
Metro Man was finally dead.

01:09:11.523 --> 01:09:12.689
And Music Man was born!

01:09:12.857 --> 01:09:15.108
- Music Man?
- That way I could keep my logo.

01:09:15.276 --> 01:09:16.360
- 'Cause of wha...?
- Come again?

01:09:16.528 --> 01:09:20.072
I was finally free to get in touch
with my true power...

01:09:20.824 --> 01:09:22.574
...weaving lyrical magic.

01:09:22.742 --> 01:09:23.992
Check this out.

01:09:24.160 --> 01:09:27.246
♪ I have eyes that can see ♪

01:09:27.413 --> 01:09:31.333
♪ Right through lead... ♪

01:09:31.501 --> 01:09:33.502
- You're horrible!
- Granted, you have talent.

01:09:33.670 --> 01:09:37.381
But there's a madman
out there destroying our... your city.

01:09:38.091 --> 01:09:39.591
How could you do this?!

01:09:40.885 --> 01:09:43.720
The people of this city relied on you,
and you deserted them!

01:09:44.472 --> 01:09:46.640
You left us in the hands of him!

01:09:46.808 --> 01:09:49.184
- No offense.
- No, I'm with you.

01:09:49.352 --> 01:09:51.311
Look, we need your help.

01:09:51.479 --> 01:09:54.106
I'm sorry. I really am.

01:09:55.149 --> 01:09:56.775
I'm done.

01:09:56.943 --> 01:10:00.445
You know, little buddy,
there's a yin for every yang.

01:10:00.613 --> 01:10:03.740
If there's bad,
good will rise up against it.

01:10:04.742 --> 01:10:07.202
It's taken me a long time
to find my calling.

01:10:08.413 --> 01:10:10.873
Now it's about time you find yours.

01:10:16.296 --> 01:10:17.963
Hey, who needs him?

01:10:18.298 --> 01:10:19.840
We can beat Titan ourselves.

01:10:20.008 --> 01:10:22.968
I say we go back to the evil lair,
grab some ray guns,

01:10:23.136 --> 01:10:25.762
hold him sideways,
and just go all gangsta on him.

01:10:26.472 --> 01:10:27.973
We can't.

01:10:28.141 --> 01:10:29.933
So that's it? You're just giving up?

01:10:30.310 --> 01:10:35.147
I'm the bad guy. I don't save the day,
I don't fly off into the sunset,

01:10:35.315 --> 01:10:37.900
and I don't get the girl.

01:10:38.276 --> 01:10:39.943
I'm going home.

01:11:09.515 --> 01:11:13.352
Unless someone comes
to our aid soon, all may be lost.

01:11:14.687 --> 01:11:17.856
Thousands have already fled the city
in a mass exodus.

01:11:18.024 --> 01:11:21.985
Remaining citizens are warned
to stay indoors until further notice.

01:11:23.696 --> 01:11:25.197
Authorities have issued a warning

01:11:25.365 --> 01:11:28.700
to stay out of the downtown area
at all costs.

01:11:40.755 --> 01:11:44.633
Hal!

01:11:46.094 --> 01:11:48.595
Let me guess.
After seeing how awesome I am,

01:11:48.763 --> 01:11:52.099
you've finally come to your senses?
Well, I'm over you.

01:11:52.266 --> 01:11:55.477
- I've come to stop you, Hal.
- You? Oh, wow.

01:11:55.645 --> 01:11:57.646
OK, what are you gonna do,
report me to death?

01:11:57.814 --> 01:11:59.856
I was going to try reasoning with you.

01:12:00.024 --> 01:12:04.111
You and I, we worked together
for a long time. I know you.

01:12:04.278 --> 01:12:07.823
You don't know me.
You never took the time to know me.

01:12:07.991 --> 01:12:10.325
This is the first time
we've hung out socially,

01:12:10.493 --> 01:12:12.327
and it's when
I'm about to destroy the city!

01:12:12.495 --> 01:12:14.246
I want to talk to the real Hal.

01:12:14.414 --> 01:12:16.665
I want to talk to the guy
who loved being a cameraman,

01:12:16.833 --> 01:12:19.251
and eating dip, and being a nerd,

01:12:19.419 --> 01:12:21.503
and being not as scary
as the Tighten Hal.

01:12:21.671 --> 01:12:22.838
Too late!

01:12:24.924 --> 01:12:26.049
...interrupting our scheduled...

01:12:26.217 --> 01:12:28.010
...extraordinary events
taking place...

01:12:28.720 --> 01:12:29.928
Heat in the valley and...

01:12:30.096 --> 01:12:31.263
Megamind!

01:12:33.433 --> 01:12:36.226
You and I have
some unfinished business.

01:12:36.394 --> 01:12:37.936
I'll be waiting at Metro Tower.

01:12:38.104 --> 01:12:40.564
Oh, and just
so you don't get cold feet...

01:12:42.400 --> 01:12:43.608
Roxanne.

01:12:43.776 --> 01:12:47.446
Come on, Roxie, call for your hero
to come rescue you.

01:12:48.906 --> 01:12:53.285
Megamind, I don't even know
if you're listening, but if you are,

01:12:54.120 --> 01:12:55.746
you can't give up.

01:12:57.707 --> 01:13:01.251
The Megamind I knew
would never have run from a fight,

01:13:01.419 --> 01:13:04.963
even when he knew he had
absolutely no chance of winning.

01:13:05.131 --> 01:13:07.591
It was your best quality.

01:13:07.759 --> 01:13:10.844
You need to be that guy right now.

01:13:12.764 --> 01:13:14.181
The city needs you.

01:13:16.809 --> 01:13:18.393
I need you.

01:13:18.561 --> 01:13:19.644
Roxanne.

01:13:19.812 --> 01:13:21.146
You have one hour.

01:13:21.689 --> 01:13:23.648
Don't keep me waiting.

01:13:25.485 --> 01:13:29.488
Warden! Warden! Listen to me!
You have to let me go!

01:13:29.655 --> 01:13:31.656
Tighten has to be stopped!

01:13:31.824 --> 01:13:35.243
Sorry, Megamind.
You still have 88 life sentences to go.

01:13:35.745 --> 01:13:37.579
Plenty of time to reflect
on what you've done.

01:13:37.747 --> 01:13:41.583
Did you want to hear me say it?
I'll say it.

01:13:41.959 --> 01:13:45.253
Here it is,
from the blackest part of my heart.

01:13:47.590 --> 01:13:50.967
I am sorry!

01:13:53.930 --> 01:13:55.305
Not buying it.

01:13:57.683 --> 01:13:59.392
I don't blame you.

01:14:00.478 --> 01:14:02.729
I've terrorized this city
countless times.

01:14:03.314 --> 01:14:06.483
Created a hero
who's turned out to be a villain.

01:14:07.401 --> 01:14:10.070
I lied to Roxanne, and...

01:14:10.238 --> 01:14:15.033
...my best friend Minion,
I treated like dirt.

01:14:17.286 --> 01:14:19.538
Please don't make this city...

01:14:21.040 --> 01:14:24.084
...don't make Roxanne
pay for my wrongdoings.

01:14:28.381 --> 01:14:29.881
Apology accepted.

01:14:32.885 --> 01:14:36.763
Oh, Minion, you fantastic fish, you.

01:14:36.931 --> 01:14:39.891
What are we waiting for?
We'd better get going.

01:14:42.728 --> 01:14:44.229
You got me.

01:14:46.899 --> 01:14:49.192
- Good luck, fellas!
- We're gonna die!

01:14:50.653 --> 01:14:51.736
Wait, what?

01:14:52.446 --> 01:14:56.032
Hey, Metro losers.
This is Metro Tower.

01:14:56.200 --> 01:14:59.327
They say it's supposed to be
a symbol of our city's strength.

01:14:59.495 --> 01:15:01.580
But for me,
it's a reminder of the day

01:15:01.747 --> 01:15:07.127
this woman ferociously ripped
out my heart. And I hate reminders!

01:15:20.099 --> 01:15:21.725
Help!

01:15:23.477 --> 01:15:27.564
Please don't do this. I know
there's still good in you, Hal.

01:15:27.732 --> 01:15:29.232
You're so naive, Roxie.

01:15:29.400 --> 01:15:32.360
You see the good in everybody,
even when it's not there.

01:15:32.570 --> 01:15:34.613
You're living a fantasy.

01:15:34.780 --> 01:15:38.033
There is no Easter Bunny,
there is no Tooth Fairy,

01:15:38.201 --> 01:15:40.035
and there is no Queen of England.

01:15:40.953 --> 01:15:44.206
This is the real world,
and you need to wake up!

01:15:56.093 --> 01:15:59.179
You dare challenge Megamind?

01:15:59.347 --> 01:16:02.432
This town isn't big enough
for two super-villains!

01:16:02.600 --> 01:16:07.229
Oh, you're a villain all right!
Just not a super one!

01:16:07.396 --> 01:16:09.314
Yeah? What's the difference?

01:16:13.486 --> 01:16:14.736
Presentation!

01:16:34.715 --> 01:16:37.842
- I knew you'd come back.
- Well, that made one of us.

01:17:04.620 --> 01:17:09.040
- What's the plan?
- Well, it mostly involves not dying.

01:17:09.208 --> 01:17:10.500
I like that plan.

01:17:28.102 --> 01:17:29.853
Building!

01:17:31.272 --> 01:17:33.356
Go faster!
Make this thing go faster!

01:17:34.900 --> 01:17:36.234
I can't control it!

01:17:51.751 --> 01:17:52.917
No.

01:17:55.880 --> 01:17:57.380
Well, that was easy.

01:17:57.548 --> 01:17:59.841
Looks like there's
only one loose end now.

01:18:10.603 --> 01:18:14.272
Please, let's have a little respect
for public transportation.

01:18:14.857 --> 01:18:16.399
You came back!

01:18:16.567 --> 01:18:19.694
You were right, Roxanne.
I never should have left.

01:18:20.488 --> 01:18:22.155
I... I thought you were dead.

01:18:22.323 --> 01:18:25.575
My death was... greatly exaggerated.

01:18:25.743 --> 01:18:28.495
So, you're the punk I've heard about.

01:18:42.051 --> 01:18:45.470
I'm sorry.
I did the best I could.

01:18:47.306 --> 01:18:48.973
I'm so proud of you.

01:18:52.770 --> 01:18:54.270
Minion?

01:18:55.064 --> 01:18:56.940
Surprise!

01:18:58.150 --> 01:18:59.984
He's the real hero.

01:19:06.826 --> 01:19:08.201
Megamind.

01:19:09.912 --> 01:19:11.496
Going somewhere?

01:19:11.956 --> 01:19:13.540
Besides jail?

01:19:21.132 --> 01:19:22.549
No, not in the face, man. Please.

01:19:22.716 --> 01:19:26.177
If you know what's good for you,
Tighten, you'll stay out of Metrocity!

01:19:26.345 --> 01:19:27.762
- You got it!
- For good!

01:20:02.882 --> 01:20:04.883
Pretty sneaky, sis.

01:20:05.050 --> 01:20:08.219
But there's only one person I know
who calls this town "Metrocity."

01:20:10.055 --> 01:20:11.389
You.

01:20:14.810 --> 01:20:16.811
Bet you think it's really funny?

01:20:18.063 --> 01:20:20.273
Let's all laugh
at the really cool guy?

01:20:23.861 --> 01:20:25.236
Well, you're not gonna be laughing
for long.

01:20:25.946 --> 01:20:27.405
The invisible car.

01:20:27.573 --> 01:20:29.574
Hey! Remember that night
that I dumped you?

01:20:31.285 --> 01:20:33.119
You're bringing this up now?

01:20:33.287 --> 01:20:34.496
Well, I did look back!

01:20:36.248 --> 01:20:38.833
You did? You did?

01:20:39.001 --> 01:20:42.504
Yes! And you should look back
right now!

01:20:43.839 --> 01:20:45.423
Oh, I get it!

01:20:53.307 --> 01:20:55.850
This is the last time
you make a fool out of me!

01:20:56.519 --> 01:20:58.269
I made you a hero.

01:20:58.437 --> 01:21:02.524
You did the fool thing
all by yourself.

01:21:08.906 --> 01:21:10.281
You're so pathetic.

01:21:10.449 --> 01:21:14.077
No matter what side you're on,
you're always the loser.

01:21:14.620 --> 01:21:16.371
There's a benefit to losing.

01:21:16.539 --> 01:21:18.790
You get to learn from your mistakes.

01:21:23.837 --> 01:21:25.713
Oh, you've got to be kidding me!

01:21:25.881 --> 01:21:28.132
Minion, if I live, I will kill you.

01:21:38.769 --> 01:21:40.436
Enjoy your flight!

01:21:42.606 --> 01:21:44.107
Megamind!

01:21:51.657 --> 01:21:53.950
So this is how it ends.

01:21:55.119 --> 01:21:58.246
Normally, I'd chalk this up
to my last glorious failure.

01:21:59.999 --> 01:22:01.332
But not today.

01:22:02.459 --> 01:22:05.420
What can I say?
Old habits die hard.

01:22:12.469 --> 01:22:14.053
Say bye-bye, Roxie.

01:22:19.435 --> 01:22:20.768
Ollo.

01:22:29.445 --> 01:22:33.114
The thing about bad guys,
they always lose!

01:22:37.369 --> 01:22:40.163
- You did it. You won.
- Well...

01:22:40.748 --> 01:22:44.751
I finally had a reason to win. You.

01:22:53.761 --> 01:22:55.011
Minion!

01:22:55.387 --> 01:22:59.265
Can't see. It's cold and... warm,
and dark and light.

01:22:59.433 --> 01:23:01.476
It's me, Minion. I'm right here.

01:23:01.644 --> 01:23:04.729
We've had a lot of adventures together,
you and I.

01:23:04.897 --> 01:23:06.481
We have, Minion.

01:23:08.734 --> 01:23:13.279
I mean... most of them
ended in horrible failure,

01:23:13.447 --> 01:23:17.992
but we won today. Didn't we, sir?

01:23:18.160 --> 01:23:21.829
Yes, Minion, we did it.
Thanks to you.

01:23:21.997 --> 01:23:26.250
Code: We're The Good Guys Now.

01:23:26.418 --> 01:23:29.212
Code: I Guess We Are.

01:23:30.506 --> 01:23:33.424
Oh, oh, oh, I'm going!
I think this, this is it!

01:23:33.592 --> 01:23:36.594
I'm going... going far...

01:23:46.814 --> 01:23:48.439
What a drama queen.

01:23:48.982 --> 01:23:52.527
You know, I'm feeling much better now.
I guess I just needed a swim.

01:23:52.695 --> 01:23:54.278
He had you, didn't he?

01:23:54.446 --> 01:23:56.531
Classic Minion.
Don't give me that face.

01:23:56.699 --> 01:23:58.282
He reels you in with that little face.

01:23:58.450 --> 01:24:00.284
- Look at that face.
- We did it!

01:24:00.452 --> 01:24:02.078
We did it!

01:24:02.246 --> 01:24:03.955
- Fist pump!
- You did it!

01:24:04.123 --> 01:24:05.707
We won, we won, we won!

01:24:08.293 --> 01:24:09.711
Get back, you savages!

01:24:09.878 --> 01:24:14.048
Sorry! Sorry. He's just not used
to positive feedback.

01:24:17.636 --> 01:24:21.139
Funny, I guess destiny is
not the path given to us...

01:24:24.268 --> 01:24:27.061
...but the path
we choose for ourselves.

01:24:35.154 --> 01:24:37.572
All right, put your hands in the air.

01:24:40.993 --> 01:24:42.326
Now hand over your wallets.

01:24:44.204 --> 01:24:46.247
I'm just kidding!

01:24:46.415 --> 01:24:47.498
Just kidding!

01:24:47.666 --> 01:24:51.878
I have to admit,
being good has its perks.

01:24:53.130 --> 01:24:55.840
You know, you look
pretty good in white.

01:24:56.008 --> 01:24:58.217
Megamind, if you plea...

01:25:03.766 --> 01:25:05.558
Hey. My kid can't see.

01:25:06.185 --> 01:25:07.602
Sorry, my friend.

01:25:08.353 --> 01:25:11.564
Way to go, little buddy.
I knew he had it in him.

01:25:11.732 --> 01:25:13.691
Ladies and gentlemen,

01:25:13.859 --> 01:25:17.945
Megamind, defender of Metro City!

01:25:19.782 --> 01:25:22.992
You know,
I like the sound of that.

01:25:23.452 --> 01:25:24.452
Hit it!

01:25:34.129 --> 01:25:37.590
Megamind! Megamind!
Megamind! Megamind!

01:25:43.764 --> 01:25:47.517
I'm bad! I'm bad! That's right. Yeah!

01:28:34.059 --> 01:28:37.144
Sir, you really need to empty
your pockets more often.

01:28:37.771 --> 01:28:40.564
This has been the worst day
of my entire life.

01:28:41.233 --> 01:28:42.233
No worries.

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