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WEBVTT - https://subtitletools.com 00:00:38.914 --> 00:00:40.748 Here's my day so far: 00:00:40.916 --> 00:00:43.584 went to jail, lost the girl of my dreams, 00:00:43.752 --> 00:00:46.045 and got my butt kicked pretty good. 00:00:46.672 --> 00:00:49.757 Still, things could be a lot worse. 00:00:51.135 --> 00:00:52.468 Oh, that's right. 00:00:53.095 --> 00:00:54.887 I'm falling to my death. 00:00:55.514 --> 00:00:56.931 Guess they can't. 00:00:57.641 --> 00:00:59.350 How'd it all come to this, you ask? 00:01:00.728 --> 00:01:02.437 My end starts at the beginning. 00:01:03.188 --> 00:01:04.605 The very beginning. 00:01:08.277 --> 00:01:10.153 Yes, that's me. 00:01:10.904 --> 00:01:13.614 I had a fairly standard childhood. 00:01:14.700 --> 00:01:17.618 I came from, what you might call, a broken home. 00:01:18.996 --> 00:01:20.538 Literally broken. 00:01:21.123 --> 00:01:24.083 I was eight days old and still living with my parents. 00:01:24.835 --> 00:01:26.461 How sad is that? 00:01:27.045 --> 00:01:28.713 Clearly it was time to move on. 00:01:28.881 --> 00:01:31.674 Here is your minion. He will take care of you. 00:01:31.842 --> 00:01:33.259 And here is your binky. 00:01:34.303 --> 00:01:36.179 You are destined for... 00:01:36.889 --> 00:01:40.600 I didn't quite hear that last part, but it sounded important. 00:01:40.768 --> 00:01:43.394 - ...two, one. - Destined for what? 00:01:45.189 --> 00:01:47.899 I set out to find my destiny. 00:01:49.526 --> 00:01:53.780 Turns out a kid from the Glaupunkt quadrant had the exact same idea. 00:02:01.038 --> 00:02:04.207 That was the day I met Mr. Goody Two-Shoes... 00:02:06.710 --> 00:02:11.547 ...and our glorious rivalry was born. 00:02:16.136 --> 00:02:18.513 Could this be what I was destined for? 00:02:18.889 --> 00:02:21.140 A dream life filled with luxury. 00:02:23.143 --> 00:02:24.435 Apparently not. 00:02:25.896 --> 00:02:27.897 Even fate picks its favorites. 00:02:29.233 --> 00:02:30.525 No big deal. 00:02:31.318 --> 00:02:33.361 A much different fate awaited me. 00:02:41.870 --> 00:02:44.747 A baby! How thoughtful. 00:02:44.915 --> 00:02:47.708 Oh, yes. Yes, I saw it and thought of you. 00:02:48.710 --> 00:02:51.629 Luckily I found a lovely little place to call home. 00:02:51.797 --> 00:02:52.964 Can we keep it? 00:02:54.091 --> 00:02:56.717 A place that taught me the differences between right... 00:02:58.011 --> 00:02:59.220 ...and wrong. 00:02:59.680 --> 00:03:01.722 Mr. Goody Two-Shoes, on the other hand, 00:03:01.890 --> 00:03:04.392 had life handed to him on a silver platter. 00:03:04.560 --> 00:03:06.018 Our baby can fly. 00:03:06.186 --> 00:03:08.437 Yes, yes, nothing but the best for you, darling. 00:03:08.605 --> 00:03:12.859 The power of flight, invulnerability, and great hair. 00:03:14.403 --> 00:03:17.196 But I had something far, far greater. 00:03:17.739 --> 00:03:19.657 My amazing intellect... 00:03:19.825 --> 00:03:22.368 ...and knack for building objects of mayhem. 00:03:28.959 --> 00:03:32.128 After a few years, and with some time off for good behavior, 00:03:32.546 --> 00:03:36.173 I was given an opportunity to better myself through learning... 00:03:36.967 --> 00:03:39.594 ...at a strange place called shool. 00:03:40.846 --> 00:03:44.348 It was there that I once again ran into Mr. Goody Two-Shoes. 00:03:44.683 --> 00:03:48.352 He had already amassed a gigantic army of soft-headed groupies. 00:03:54.818 --> 00:03:56.819 He bought their affections with showmanship 00:03:56.987 --> 00:03:59.322 and extravagant gifts of deliciousness. 00:04:01.825 --> 00:04:06.329 So I, too, will make this popp-ed corn and win over those mindless drones. 00:04:06.496 --> 00:04:07.872 Lights out. 00:04:25.682 --> 00:04:27.975 That's when I learned a very hard lesson: 00:04:28.143 --> 00:04:30.811 Good receives all the praise and adulation, 00:04:30.979 --> 00:04:33.856 while evil is sent to quiet-time in the corner. 00:04:35.567 --> 00:04:38.277 So fitting in wasn't really an option. 00:04:39.237 --> 00:04:41.697 While they were learning the Itsy Bitsy Spider... 00:04:42.699 --> 00:04:46.869 ...I learned how to dehydrate animate objects and rehydrate them at will. 00:04:48.163 --> 00:04:52.875 Some days, it felt like it was just me and Minion against the world. 00:04:54.336 --> 00:04:56.003 No matter how hard I tried, 00:04:56.171 --> 00:04:58.214 I was always the odd man out, 00:04:58.382 --> 00:05:00.174 the last one picked, 00:05:00.342 --> 00:05:02.426 the screw-up, the black sheep... 00:05:02.678 --> 00:05:03.970 Get him! 00:05:04.137 --> 00:05:05.388 - ...the bad boy. - Freak! 00:05:10.352 --> 00:05:11.519 Weirdo! 00:05:17.234 --> 00:05:19.068 Was this my destiny? 00:05:19.736 --> 00:05:21.946 Wait, maybe it was. 00:05:22.990 --> 00:05:25.908 Being bad is the one thing I'm good at. 00:05:26.785 --> 00:05:30.204 Then it hit me: if I was the bad boy, 00:05:30.372 --> 00:05:34.375 then I was going to be the baddest boy of them all. 00:05:36.211 --> 00:05:38.713 I was destined to be a super-villain, 00:05:38.880 --> 00:05:41.507 and we were destined to be rivals. 00:05:42.759 --> 00:05:44.593 The die had been cast, 00:05:44.761 --> 00:05:48.973 and so began an enduring, epic, lifelong career. 00:05:49.141 --> 00:05:51.183 And I loved it. 00:05:53.145 --> 00:05:55.479 Our battles quickly got more elaborate. 00:05:56.231 --> 00:05:57.648 He would win some. 00:05:58.442 --> 00:06:00.276 I would almost win others. 00:06:00.819 --> 00:06:05.781 He took the name Metro Man, defender of Metrocity. 00:06:06.074 --> 00:06:09.577 I decided to pick something a little more humble: Megamind... 00:06:10.120 --> 00:06:14.498 ...incredibly handsome criminal genius and master of all villainy. 00:06:26.011 --> 00:06:28.137 Read on your own time. Open up. 00:06:35.103 --> 00:06:36.562 - Hey! - Boo! 00:06:40.567 --> 00:06:41.901 Oh, good morning, Warden. 00:06:42.069 --> 00:06:44.987 Great news: I'm a changed man, and... 00:06:45.155 --> 00:06:48.908 ...and I'm ready to re-enter society as a solid citizen. 00:06:49.242 --> 00:06:51.494 You're a villain, and you'll always be a villain. 00:06:51.661 --> 00:06:54.330 You'll never change, and you'll never leave. 00:06:54.498 --> 00:06:55.790 You're fun. 00:06:55.957 --> 00:06:57.208 You got a present in the mail. 00:06:57.375 --> 00:06:58.751 Is it a puppy? 00:06:58.919 --> 00:07:04.090 From Metro Man. "To count every second of your 85 life sentences." 00:07:04.257 --> 00:07:07.510 That's funny. Never thought Metro Man was the gloating type. 00:07:07.677 --> 00:07:10.387 Oh, but he does have nice taste. I think I'll keep it. 00:07:10.555 --> 00:07:12.681 Any chance you could give me the time? 00:07:12.849 --> 00:07:15.810 I don't want to be late for the opening of the Metro Man Museum. 00:07:16.728 --> 00:07:19.522 Oh no. Looks like you're gonna miss it, 00:07:19.689 --> 00:07:21.565 by several thousand years. 00:07:23.026 --> 00:07:24.110 Oh, am I? 00:07:29.324 --> 00:07:32.159 Happy Metro Man Day, Metro City. 00:07:34.663 --> 00:07:37.206 It's a beautiful day in beautiful downtown, 00:07:37.374 --> 00:07:41.460 where we're here to honor a beautiful man, Metro Man. 00:07:42.045 --> 00:07:46.215 His heart is an ocean that's inside a bigger ocean. 00:07:46.883 --> 00:07:49.677 For years he's been watching us with his super-vision, 00:07:49.845 --> 00:07:54.390 saving us with his super-strength and caring for us with his super-heart. 00:07:54.724 --> 00:07:57.351 Now it's our turn to give something back. 00:07:57.519 --> 00:07:59.436 This is Roxanne Ritchi, reporting live 00:07:59.604 --> 00:08:02.064 from the dedication of the Metro Man Museum. 00:08:02.858 --> 00:08:04.859 Wow. OK, the stuff they make you read on-air, 00:08:05.026 --> 00:08:07.278 that's un-freaking-believable. It's crazy. 00:08:07.445 --> 00:08:09.697 I wrote that piece myself, Hal. 00:08:09.865 --> 00:08:11.240 What I was trying to say was, 00:08:11.408 --> 00:08:14.118 I can't believe that in our modern society, 00:08:14.286 --> 00:08:16.787 they let, like, actual art get onto the news. 00:08:16.955 --> 00:08:18.247 - Nice save, Hal. - What are we... 00:08:18.415 --> 00:08:20.541 Like, let's just get a coffee or something. 00:08:20.709 --> 00:08:23.377 Come on, it's time to get in the Metro Man Day spirit. 00:08:23.545 --> 00:08:24.920 Well, if I were Metro Man, 00:08:25.088 --> 00:08:26.922 Megamind wouldn't be kidnapping you all the time. 00:08:27.090 --> 00:08:29.425 - That's the first thing. - That's sweet, Hal. 00:08:29.593 --> 00:08:32.928 And I'd be watching you, like a dingo watches a human baby. 00:08:33.096 --> 00:08:34.346 OK, that sounded... 00:08:34.514 --> 00:08:36.765 - OK, that sounded a little weird. - A little bit. Yeah. 00:08:36.933 --> 00:08:39.143 And you're making a weird face, and that's making me feel weird. 00:08:39.311 --> 00:08:40.728 The point is, I would watch you like someone... 00:08:42.355 --> 00:08:45.191 Not love. We're not in love. I'm not saying I love you. 00:08:45.358 --> 00:08:46.609 Hey, I love you. Whatever. 00:08:46.776 --> 00:08:48.694 But I'm not saying like I'm in love with you. I'm saying... 00:08:49.446 --> 00:08:51.822 Roxanne? Roxaroo? 00:09:05.629 --> 00:09:06.921 - Whoa... What? - Hey... 00:09:07.088 --> 00:09:10.090 Get back to work. The city doesn't pay you to loaf. 00:09:10.467 --> 00:09:12.259 - Freeze! - Whoa. What are you doing, guys? 00:09:12.427 --> 00:09:14.220 It's me! It's the warden. 00:09:14.971 --> 00:09:16.388 Hey! Open up! 00:09:23.730 --> 00:09:26.106 No, you fools. He's tricked us. 00:09:26.566 --> 00:09:27.691 You were right. 00:09:29.527 --> 00:09:31.111 I'll always be a villain. 00:09:49.214 --> 00:09:51.548 Well, hello good-looking. Need a lift? 00:09:51.883 --> 00:09:54.093 Certainly do, you fantastic fish, you. 00:09:54.261 --> 00:09:57.763 - Get in the car, you. - I'm free! 00:09:57.931 --> 00:09:59.348 Right? 00:09:59.516 --> 00:10:01.517 Nice work sending me the watch, Minion. 00:10:01.685 --> 00:10:04.019 - You got it, boss. - Punch it! 00:10:05.730 --> 00:10:07.690 All right, put your hands in the air. 00:10:12.821 --> 00:10:16.198 Ladies and gentlemen, your Metro Man! 00:10:16.866 --> 00:10:19.576 - Who's your man? - Metro Man! 00:10:20.120 --> 00:10:22.329 Yeah, Metro City! 00:10:24.833 --> 00:10:26.583 Gimme some. Come on. Give it now. 00:10:26.751 --> 00:10:29.628 Give it to me. Right on. Gimme the good stuff. All right. 00:10:48.023 --> 00:10:49.231 Hey, Metro City. 00:10:50.608 --> 00:10:51.608 Hey. Hey. 00:10:53.945 --> 00:10:56.071 You know, you know, I just want to bring it down a bit. 00:10:56.239 --> 00:10:58.324 Boys, a little lower. Thank you, fellas. 00:10:58.491 --> 00:11:00.743 Let's get real for a moment. 00:11:00.910 --> 00:11:04.163 That's right. That's right. That's right. 00:11:04.331 --> 00:11:07.875 Although getting a whole museum is super-cool, is super-cool, 00:11:08.043 --> 00:11:11.253 you want to know what the greatest honor you've given me is? 00:11:11.421 --> 00:11:14.173 Do you really want to know? Really? 00:11:15.508 --> 00:11:16.800 I'll tell you. 00:11:16.968 --> 00:11:21.388 The greatest honor you've given me is letting me serve you, 00:11:21.556 --> 00:11:23.098 the helpless people of Metro City. 00:11:23.266 --> 00:11:25.017 And at the end of every day, 00:11:25.185 --> 00:11:28.270 well, I often ask myself... 00:11:29.272 --> 00:11:31.815 ...who would I be without you? 00:11:31.983 --> 00:11:34.943 - I love you, Metro Man! - And I love you, random citizen. 00:11:42.744 --> 00:11:47.039 I tell you, Minion. There's no place like evil lair. 00:11:47.207 --> 00:11:50.292 I've kept it cold and damp just for you, sir. 00:11:51.795 --> 00:11:54.088 How do I look, Minion? Do I look bad? 00:11:54.255 --> 00:11:56.131 Disgustingly horrifying, sir. 00:11:56.299 --> 00:11:57.800 You always know what to say. 00:11:57.967 --> 00:12:00.135 Oh, the brain-bots certainly missed you, sir. 00:12:00.303 --> 00:12:02.763 Did you miss your daddy? Who's a menacing little cyborg? 00:12:02.931 --> 00:12:05.140 You are. Yes, you are. No biting. 00:12:05.308 --> 00:12:07.309 No, no, no, no, no, no. 00:12:07.852 --> 00:12:09.561 You want the wrench? Go get the wrench. 00:12:09.729 --> 00:12:12.648 - Oh, look at that. - Now, back to laughing. 00:12:22.325 --> 00:12:25.077 She's awake. Quick, to work. 00:12:34.921 --> 00:12:37.005 Miss Ritchi, we meet again. 00:12:37.173 --> 00:12:39.007 Would it kill you to wash the bag? 00:12:39.175 --> 00:12:41.301 You can scream all you wish, Miss Ritchi. 00:12:41.469 --> 00:12:43.554 I'm afraid no one can hear you. 00:12:45.056 --> 00:12:47.182 Wh... Why isn't she screaming? 00:12:47.350 --> 00:12:49.017 Miss Ritchi, if you don't mind? 00:12:49.185 --> 00:12:50.686 Like this... 00:12:50.854 --> 00:12:52.604 But that's, that's a poor lady scream. 00:12:54.357 --> 00:12:56.191 He's a little better. 00:12:58.862 --> 00:13:01.029 Is there some kind of nerdy super-villain Web site 00:13:01.197 --> 00:13:04.032 where you get Tesla coils and blinky dials? 00:13:04.200 --> 00:13:06.785 Actually, most of it comes from an outlet store in... 00:13:06.953 --> 00:13:08.245 Don't answer that. 00:13:09.205 --> 00:13:11.373 - Romania. - Don't! Stop! 00:13:11.541 --> 00:13:13.792 She's using her nosy reporter skills 00:13:13.960 --> 00:13:17.379 on your weak-willed mind to find out all our secrets. 00:13:19.132 --> 00:13:23.469 Such tricks won't work on me... 00:13:23.636 --> 00:13:25.304 - Please talk slower. - ...temptress. 00:13:25.472 --> 00:13:28.557 What secrets? You're so predictable. 00:13:28.725 --> 00:13:30.726 Predictable? Predictable? 00:13:30.894 --> 00:13:34.521 Oh, you call this predictable? 00:13:34.689 --> 00:13:36.398 Your alligators. Yes. 00:13:37.275 --> 00:13:39.276 Yeah, I was thinking about it on the way over. 00:13:40.403 --> 00:13:42.821 What's this? Boom! In your face. 00:13:43.740 --> 00:13:45.032 - Cliché. - No! Look, watch. 00:13:46.576 --> 00:13:48.076 - Juvenile. - Shock and awe. 00:13:48.745 --> 00:13:50.662 - Tacky. - Oh, it's so scary! 00:13:50.830 --> 00:13:52.456 - Seen it. - What's this one do? 00:13:52.624 --> 00:13:54.416 Garish. 00:13:54.584 --> 00:13:57.586 - OK, the spider's new. - Spider? 00:14:01.925 --> 00:14:04.927 Yes. The... The spee-ider. 00:14:05.136 --> 00:14:08.430 Even the smallest bite from Arachnis deathicus 00:14:08.932 --> 00:14:11.099 will instantly paralyze... 00:14:11.601 --> 00:14:13.268 Get it off! It bit me! 00:14:13.436 --> 00:14:15.729 Give it up, Megamind. Your plans never work. 00:14:17.649 --> 00:14:20.651 Let's stop wasting time and call your boyfriend in tights, shall we? 00:14:24.197 --> 00:14:28.116 It is with great pleasure that I present to Metro Man his new museum. 00:14:28.284 --> 00:14:29.618 If you please. 00:14:35.458 --> 00:14:39.628 - Metro Man! - Hey! My kid can't see. 00:15:02.026 --> 00:15:06.280 - Megamind! - Oh, bravo, Metro Man. 00:15:08.324 --> 00:15:09.992 Boo! 00:15:10.159 --> 00:15:12.995 Yes, I can play along too. Boo! 00:15:13.162 --> 00:15:15.289 Should've known you'd try to crash the party. 00:15:15.456 --> 00:15:17.624 Oh, I intend to do more than crash it. 00:15:17.792 --> 00:15:23.338 This is a day you and Metrocity shall not soon forget. 00:15:23.506 --> 00:15:25.549 It's pronounced Metro City! 00:15:25.717 --> 00:15:28.594 Potato-tomato, potato-tomato. 00:15:28.761 --> 00:15:32.139 We all know how this ends: with you behind bars. 00:15:32.307 --> 00:15:35.892 I'm shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots. 00:15:36.060 --> 00:15:39.646 You will leave Metrocity, or this will be the last 00:15:39.814 --> 00:15:43.525 you ever hear of Roxanne Ritchi. 00:15:43.693 --> 00:15:46.028 Roxanne! Don't panic, Roxie. 00:15:46.195 --> 00:15:48.030 - I'm on my way. - Yeah, I'm not panicking. 00:15:48.197 --> 00:15:52.242 In order to stop me, you need to find me first, Metro Man. 00:15:52.410 --> 00:15:53.910 We're at the abandoned observatory. 00:15:54.579 --> 00:15:56.121 No, we're not! 00:15:56.289 --> 00:15:58.332 Don't listen to her. She's crazy. 00:16:19.812 --> 00:16:21.605 Metro Man approaching, sir. 00:16:41.250 --> 00:16:42.834 Hold on a second. 00:16:49.759 --> 00:16:51.885 Oh, good heavens! 00:16:52.053 --> 00:16:55.931 You didn't think you were in the real observatory, did you? 00:17:01.562 --> 00:17:03.105 Ready the death ray, Minion. 00:17:03.272 --> 00:17:05.107 Death ray, readying. 00:17:09.320 --> 00:17:10.487 Over here, old friend. 00:17:10.655 --> 00:17:14.157 In case you haven't noticed, you've fallen right into my trap. 00:17:14.325 --> 00:17:17.285 You can't trap justice. It's an idea, a belief. 00:17:17.453 --> 00:17:20.664 Even the most heartfelt belief can be corroded over time. 00:17:20.832 --> 00:17:22.290 Justice is a non-corrosive metal. 00:17:22.458 --> 00:17:24.960 But metals can be melted by the heat of revange. 00:17:25.128 --> 00:17:27.045 It's "revenge," and it's best served cold. 00:17:27.213 --> 00:17:30.006 But it can be easily reheated in the microwave of evil. 00:17:30.174 --> 00:17:32.175 Well, I think your warranty is about to expire. 00:17:32.343 --> 00:17:33.510 Maybe I got an extended warranty. 00:17:33.678 --> 00:17:36.304 Warranties are invalid if you don't use the product for its intended purpose. 00:17:36.472 --> 00:17:39.599 Oh, girls, girls, you're both pretty. Can I go home now? 00:17:39.767 --> 00:17:43.145 Of course. That is, if Metro Man can withstand the full, 00:17:43.312 --> 00:17:45.814 concentrated power of the sun! 00:17:46.816 --> 00:17:48.150 Fire! 00:17:57.869 --> 00:17:59.536 Minion. Fire? 00:17:59.704 --> 00:18:02.164 - It's still warming up, sir. - Come again? 00:18:02.331 --> 00:18:05.709 - Warming up, sir. - Warming up? The sun is warming up? 00:18:05.877 --> 00:18:10.005 One second more and... 00:18:10.173 --> 00:18:15.010 ...just tippy-tappy tippy-tap-tap, tip-top more, 00:18:15.178 --> 00:18:17.387 - and we are ready in just... - Honestly! 00:18:17.555 --> 00:18:18.722 On my way, Roxie. 00:18:18.890 --> 00:18:22.017 I told you to have things ready. I told you countless times. 00:18:22.185 --> 00:18:24.019 Why do you always blame me? 00:18:24.187 --> 00:18:26.021 My spider bite is acting up. 00:18:26.189 --> 00:18:28.482 Your plan is failing. Just admit it. 00:18:28.649 --> 00:18:30.025 Yeah, good luck with that one. 00:18:30.193 --> 00:18:31.568 Whose side are you on? 00:18:31.736 --> 00:18:33.570 - The losing side. - Thank you. 00:18:33.738 --> 00:18:36.490 Could someone stamp my Frequent Kidnapping Card? 00:18:38.993 --> 00:18:42.788 You of all people know we discontinued that promotion. 00:18:42.955 --> 00:18:44.873 - Ciao-ciao, all! - Same time next week? 00:18:48.628 --> 00:18:49.961 Dag! Crab nuggets! 00:18:50.129 --> 00:18:52.714 - What did he just say? - "Crab nuggets"? 00:18:53.591 --> 00:18:55.175 Fackled fish cracker! 00:18:55.343 --> 00:18:57.344 Ten seconds to full power. 00:18:57.512 --> 00:18:59.805 - Good lord, I'm trapped. - Ten... 00:18:59.972 --> 00:19:01.807 - What kind of trickery is this? - ...nine... 00:19:01.974 --> 00:19:03.683 - You mad genius. - ...eight... 00:19:03.851 --> 00:19:06.561 - Your dark gift has finally paid off. - ...seven... 00:19:06.729 --> 00:19:08.396 - it... it has? - ...six... 00:19:08.564 --> 00:19:12.359 This dome is obviously lined with copper. 00:19:12.527 --> 00:19:14.820 - Yeah? So? - Sir... 00:19:14.987 --> 00:19:17.364 - Copper drains my powers. - ...two... 00:19:17.532 --> 00:19:19.908 - Your weakness is copper? - ...one. 00:19:20.076 --> 00:19:21.535 - You're kidding, right? - Full power. 00:19:46.894 --> 00:19:50.105 I don't think even he could survive that. 00:19:50.606 --> 00:19:54.276 Well, let's not get our hopes up just yet. 00:19:55.111 --> 00:19:56.945 - Look! - Metro Man! 00:19:57.738 --> 00:19:58.989 Metro Man. 00:19:59.156 --> 00:20:00.574 Metro Man! 00:20:15.464 --> 00:20:19.801 - You... You did it, sir. - I did it? 00:20:23.389 --> 00:20:24.890 He did it. 00:20:25.057 --> 00:20:28.184 - I did it? - He did it. 00:20:28.352 --> 00:20:29.686 - You did it, sir. - I did it! 00:20:29.854 --> 00:20:33.857 - You did it! - I did it! Metrocity is mine! 00:20:36.485 --> 00:20:38.904 - You did it, sir! - I did it! Yeah, me, me! 00:20:39.071 --> 00:20:41.448 - Yes, I did it! - Us! We both did it! 00:20:41.616 --> 00:20:43.408 - Not us! I! - You, a little more 00:20:43.576 --> 00:20:45.327 - than me but still, come on! - A lot more than you. 00:20:45.494 --> 00:20:46.786 When they're giving out the awards, 00:20:46.954 --> 00:20:49.372 - I'm gonna be right there next to you. - What awards? What awards, for what? 00:20:50.124 --> 00:20:51.458 Hit it! 00:21:23.157 --> 00:21:24.157 Drop 'em! 00:21:52.687 --> 00:21:54.646 First off, what a turnout. 00:21:54.814 --> 00:21:56.815 How wild is this? 00:21:58.567 --> 00:22:02.570 All I did was eliminate the most powerful man in the universe. 00:22:02.738 --> 00:22:06.491 Are there any questions? Go on. Yes! You in the back. 00:22:06.659 --> 00:22:11.621 I'm sure we'd all like to know what you plan to do with us and this city. 00:22:12.039 --> 00:22:13.415 Good, I'm glad you asked that. 00:22:13.582 --> 00:22:17.085 Imagine the most horrible, terrifying, 00:22:17.420 --> 00:22:20.255 evil thing you can possibly think of, 00:22:20.423 --> 00:22:24.259 and multiply it... by six! 00:22:25.469 --> 00:22:26.928 In the meantime, 00:22:27.096 --> 00:22:30.306 I want you to carry on with the dreary, normal things 00:22:30.474 --> 00:22:33.018 you normal people do. 00:22:33.185 --> 00:22:35.311 Let's just have fun with this. Come on. 00:22:35.479 --> 00:22:37.939 And I will get back to you. 00:22:42.987 --> 00:22:44.863 Now slam the door really hard. 00:22:46.949 --> 00:22:48.074 They... They can still see you. 00:22:48.242 --> 00:22:49.576 - Now? - Your elbow's still in. 00:22:50.119 --> 00:22:51.119 Good. 00:22:54.665 --> 00:22:59.085 There he is, Mr. Evil Overlord. 00:22:59.253 --> 00:23:02.797 Oh, Minion, did you think this day would ever come? 00:23:02.965 --> 00:23:05.133 No way. Not at all, sir. 00:23:05.301 --> 00:23:07.302 Never. Never in a million... I mean... 00:23:08.429 --> 00:23:11.514 - Yes, I did. - Look at the intricate mouldings. 00:23:11.682 --> 00:23:13.558 I'm looking. I'm looking. 00:23:13.726 --> 00:23:15.477 And what's this? 00:23:16.145 --> 00:23:18.688 It's like one of the giant monitors in the lair. 00:23:19.607 --> 00:23:21.608 But it seems to only carry one station. 00:23:21.776 --> 00:23:24.944 Oh, that, sir, is called a window. 00:23:25.112 --> 00:23:27.572 - Window? - All the kids are looking through them. 00:23:29.366 --> 00:23:31.451 I've never had a view before. 00:23:32.119 --> 00:23:34.913 Metrocity, Minion, it's all mine. 00:23:36.499 --> 00:23:38.416 If my parents could see me now. 00:23:38.584 --> 00:23:42.629 Sir, I'm sure they're smiling down from evil heaven. 00:23:43.172 --> 00:23:46.174 And now that Mr. Goody Two-Shoes is out of the way, 00:23:46.342 --> 00:23:48.885 I can have everything I want, 00:23:49.053 --> 00:23:52.388 and there's no one to stop me! 00:24:34.974 --> 00:24:37.308 I know. I know. 00:24:38.060 --> 00:24:41.229 Always thirsty, never satisfied. 00:24:41.981 --> 00:24:44.399 I understand you, little well-dressed bird. 00:24:45.609 --> 00:24:49.863 Purposeless, emptiness. It's a vacuum, isn't it? 00:24:50.030 --> 00:24:52.740 It's... What's your vacuum like? 00:24:56.954 --> 00:24:59.706 Hey, hey, hey, hey! Not now, Minion. 00:25:01.667 --> 00:25:03.960 I'm in a heated, existential discussion 00:25:04.128 --> 00:25:06.754 with this dead-eyed, plastic desk toy. 00:25:10.050 --> 00:25:12.510 Is... Is something wrong, sir? 00:25:13.637 --> 00:25:15.889 Just think about it. 00:25:16.056 --> 00:25:17.599 We have it all. 00:25:18.893 --> 00:25:20.310 Yet, we have nothing. 00:25:22.313 --> 00:25:23.813 It's just too easy now. 00:25:25.191 --> 00:25:26.691 I'm sorry, you've lost me, sir. 00:25:28.277 --> 00:25:31.196 I mean, we did it, right? 00:25:31.363 --> 00:25:33.615 Well, you did it, sir. 00:25:33.782 --> 00:25:36.284 Yes, you've made that perfectly clear. 00:25:36.452 --> 00:25:40.371 Then why do I feel so... mel-on-choly. 00:25:40.539 --> 00:25:42.040 "Mel-on-choly"? 00:25:42.208 --> 00:25:44.834 - Unhappy. - Well... 00:25:45.586 --> 00:25:47.629 What if tomorrow, 00:25:47.796 --> 00:25:50.173 we could go kidnap Roxanne Ritchi. 00:25:50.341 --> 00:25:52.300 That always seems to lift your spirits. 00:25:54.887 --> 00:25:58.973 Good idea, Minion. But without him, what's the point? 00:25:59.767 --> 00:26:02.101 - "Him," sir? - Nothing. 00:26:03.312 --> 00:26:06.814 OK, all right. We'll just... that's something to consider... 00:26:06.982 --> 00:26:10.985 ...and... Well, I think I'll just power down for a while then. 00:26:18.202 --> 00:26:21.996 He was always there for us. Dependable. 00:26:23.832 --> 00:26:26.668 Perhaps we took him for granted. You know, maybe, 00:26:26.835 --> 00:26:30.004 we never really know how good we have it until it's gone. 00:26:31.423 --> 00:26:35.093 We miss you, Metro Man. I miss you. 00:26:36.178 --> 00:26:40.682 And I have just one question for Megamind: Are you happy now? 00:26:43.852 --> 00:26:46.729 This is Roxanne Ritchi, reporting from a city without a hero. 00:26:48.190 --> 00:26:52.610 Coming up next, are you ready to be a slave army? What you need to know. 00:26:58.450 --> 00:27:03.079 And... wrap that up and give it to a child on Christmas, 00:27:03.247 --> 00:27:06.040 - 'cause we're done. - OK. See you tomorrow, Hal. 00:27:06.208 --> 00:27:09.335 Wait. Roxie, I'm having a party at my house. 00:27:09.503 --> 00:27:11.254 It's gonna be, like, off the hook, or whatever. 00:27:11.422 --> 00:27:13.089 You should come over. I got a deejay, 00:27:13.257 --> 00:27:15.133 rented a bouncy house, made a gallon of dip. 00:27:15.301 --> 00:27:16.259 It's gonna be sick. 00:27:16.427 --> 00:27:18.052 Oh. I... I don't know, Hal. 00:27:18.220 --> 00:27:20.221 I don't really feel like being around a bunch of people. 00:27:20.389 --> 00:27:22.390 No, no, no, that's the best part. It'll just be like you and me. 00:27:24.727 --> 00:27:28.229 Wow. That... that's certainly very tempting, but... 00:27:28.397 --> 00:27:31.774 I did hire a wedding photographer. That's just in case we were like, 00:27:31.942 --> 00:27:33.651 something crazy happened and we wanted a picture of it. 00:27:33.819 --> 00:27:37.238 Like, maybe we should have this for, like, ever. Like a memory, you know? 00:27:37.865 --> 00:27:39.198 I'm gonna pass. 00:27:39.575 --> 00:27:42.035 I have some work here that I need to do, anyway. 00:27:42.202 --> 00:27:44.412 Cool. So Thursday? Soft Thursday? 00:27:44.580 --> 00:27:46.873 - Good night, Hal. - That's a soft yes on Thursday. 00:27:48.459 --> 00:27:51.753 What's wrong with me? Rented a bouncy house? 00:27:51.920 --> 00:27:53.629 Chicks don't like bouncy houses. 00:27:53.797 --> 00:27:55.423 They like clowns. 00:27:56.800 --> 00:27:59.552 Stupid van! You broke my finger! 00:28:37.007 --> 00:28:38.883 I've made a horrible mistake. 00:28:39.635 --> 00:28:41.469 I didn't mean to destroy you. 00:28:41.637 --> 00:28:44.472 I mean, I meant to destroy you, 00:28:44.640 --> 00:28:46.766 but I didn't think it would really work. 00:28:47.142 --> 00:28:49.352 What are we supposed to do? 00:28:49.520 --> 00:28:53.189 Without you, evil is running rampant through the streets. 00:28:53.357 --> 00:28:56.901 I'm so tired of running rampant through the streets. 00:28:57.820 --> 00:28:58.986 What's the point of being bad 00:28:59.154 --> 00:29:01.406 when there's no good to try and stop you? 00:29:02.533 --> 00:29:04.325 Someone has to stop Megamind. 00:29:04.493 --> 00:29:07.120 - Hey, we're closing soon. - You scared me. 00:29:07.287 --> 00:29:08.621 - Barry, right? - Bernard. 00:29:08.789 --> 00:29:13.084 Bernard. I was just... Well, I was talking to myself. 00:29:13.252 --> 00:29:14.836 You probably think I'm a little bit nuts. 00:29:15.003 --> 00:29:16.796 I'm not allowed to insult guests directly. 00:29:16.964 --> 00:29:19.841 Thank you. Just... Bernard, I'll just be another minute. 00:29:21.677 --> 00:29:22.635 OK. 00:29:22.803 --> 00:29:23.845 Thanks. 00:29:24.012 --> 00:29:27.390 I had so many evil plans in the works. 00:29:27.558 --> 00:29:29.809 The illiteracy beam. 00:29:29.977 --> 00:29:31.644 Typhoon cheese. 00:29:31.812 --> 00:29:33.479 Robo-sheep. 00:29:33.647 --> 00:29:35.398 Battles we will now never have. 00:29:39.236 --> 00:29:41.654 You know, I never had the chance to say goodbye. 00:29:42.781 --> 00:29:45.116 So it's good that we have this time now. 00:29:45.284 --> 00:29:47.368 You know, before I destroy the place. 00:29:47.536 --> 00:29:50.788 Nothing personal, it just brings back too many painful memories. 00:29:54.918 --> 00:29:56.043 Hello? 00:29:56.211 --> 00:29:58.212 - Hello? - Roxanne. 00:30:07.514 --> 00:30:10.475 - That's a pretty tasteless costume. - Costume? 00:30:10.642 --> 00:30:13.394 Megamind's head is not that grossly exaggerated. 00:30:15.397 --> 00:30:18.733 And you even made a cheap replica of his dehydration gun. How... 00:30:20.569 --> 00:30:22.487 Hello? Is someone there? 00:30:25.240 --> 00:30:27.074 Hello? Who's there? 00:30:30.287 --> 00:30:31.370 It's just you, Bernard. 00:30:31.538 --> 00:30:34.499 Yes. It's just me. Bernard. 00:30:34.666 --> 00:30:36.542 Well, thank you for letting me stay. 00:30:36.710 --> 00:30:39.170 Look, I wouldn't stay here for more than two minutes and 37 seconds 00:30:39.338 --> 00:30:41.923 if I were you. We're having the walls and ceiling removed. 00:30:42.090 --> 00:30:44.300 Wow, that sounds like quite the renovation. 00:30:44.468 --> 00:30:47.094 I guess I'll catch a ride down with you then. 00:30:53.769 --> 00:30:57.522 I kept thinking he was gonna do one of his last-minute escapes. 00:30:58.273 --> 00:31:00.983 Yeah. He was really good at those. 00:31:01.443 --> 00:31:03.861 Oh, if only the world had a reset button. 00:31:04.363 --> 00:31:06.948 I've looked into the reset button. 00:31:07.115 --> 00:31:08.783 The science is impossible. 00:31:10.118 --> 00:31:11.619 Oh, Bernard... 00:31:11.787 --> 00:31:15.498 I didn't know you had... feelings. Are you OK? 00:31:16.625 --> 00:31:21.003 Metro Man's gone. And now there's no one left to challenge Megamind. 00:31:21.171 --> 00:31:23.464 Oh, come on, Bernard. 00:31:23.632 --> 00:31:26.300 As long as there's evil, good will rise up against it. 00:31:26.468 --> 00:31:27.718 Oh, I wish. 00:31:27.886 --> 00:31:30.596 I believe someone is gonna stand up to Megamind. 00:31:30.764 --> 00:31:33.099 - You really think so? - Yeah. I mean, it's like they say, 00:31:33.267 --> 00:31:35.768 "Heroes aren't born, they're made." 00:31:38.772 --> 00:31:42.233 Heroes can be made. That's it! 00:31:42.401 --> 00:31:44.443 All you need are the right ingredients. 00:31:44.611 --> 00:31:46.529 - Yeah. Bravery. - Yes. 00:31:46.697 --> 00:31:47.697 - Strength. - Of course. 00:31:47.864 --> 00:31:50.074 - Determination. - Imperative! 00:31:50.242 --> 00:31:54.245 And a smidgen of DNA. Oh, with that, anyone can be a hero! 00:31:54.413 --> 00:31:55.788 Yeah! 00:31:56.665 --> 00:31:57.999 I think we should run! 00:31:58.166 --> 00:31:59.750 Bye! 00:32:01.128 --> 00:32:03.671 Time to put the past behind us. 00:32:04.673 --> 00:32:06.048 Only the future... 00:32:06.842 --> 00:32:09.594 I'm too close! I'm genuinely scared right now. 00:32:10.095 --> 00:32:11.721 I hope no one's seeing this! 00:32:12.556 --> 00:32:15.558 Create a hero? Wait, wait, what? Why would you do that? 00:32:15.726 --> 00:32:17.560 So I have someone to fight. 00:32:17.728 --> 00:32:20.229 Minion, I'm a villain without a hero. 00:32:20.647 --> 00:32:22.273 A yin with no yang. 00:32:22.441 --> 00:32:24.358 A bullfighter with no bull to fight. 00:32:24.526 --> 00:32:27.028 In other words, I have no purpose. 00:32:27.654 --> 00:32:31.324 Now, ask me how I'm going to do it. Go on! Ask! 00:32:31.992 --> 00:32:33.993 How are you gonna do it? 00:32:35.203 --> 00:32:37.538 I'm going to give someone... I don't know who yet... 00:32:37.706 --> 00:32:39.206 Metro Man's powers. 00:32:39.374 --> 00:32:43.502 I'm going to train that someone to become Metrocity's new hero. 00:32:43.670 --> 00:32:44.712 Over here! Follow! 00:32:45.255 --> 00:32:47.381 And then finally, I'm going to fight that hero 00:32:47.549 --> 00:32:50.259 in an epic battle of good and evil. 00:32:50.427 --> 00:32:53.137 Which will put everything back the way it was... 00:32:53.639 --> 00:32:56.599 ...when the world was perfect and rosy. 00:32:56.767 --> 00:33:00.186 Behold, Minion, Metro Man's cape. 00:33:00.354 --> 00:33:02.772 Look closely. Tell me what you see. 00:33:02.939 --> 00:33:06.692 - Dandruff? - Yes. It's his DNA. 00:33:07.152 --> 00:33:11.697 From this, we'll extract the source of Metro Man's awesome power. 00:33:14.076 --> 00:33:16.702 Sir, I think this is a bad idea. 00:33:16.870 --> 00:33:21.248 Yes! This is a very wickedly bad idea for the greater good of bad. 00:33:21.416 --> 00:33:24.251 But I'm saying this is a kind of bad that... 00:33:24.419 --> 00:33:27.296 ...OK, you might think is good in your bad perception, 00:33:27.464 --> 00:33:30.424 but from a good perception it... it's just plain bad. 00:33:30.592 --> 00:33:33.135 Oh, you don't know what's good for bad. 00:33:34.012 --> 00:33:36.472 Now, we have just one shot at this. 00:33:36.640 --> 00:33:41.060 We must find a suitable subject, someone of noble heart and mind. 00:33:42.312 --> 00:33:45.773 Who puts the welfare of others above their own. 00:33:47.984 --> 00:33:49.527 What on Earth is that? 00:33:49.695 --> 00:33:53.114 It seems to be emanating from there, sir. 00:33:55.867 --> 00:33:56.826 Ollo. 00:33:56.993 --> 00:33:58.285 It's "Hello." 00:33:58.453 --> 00:33:59.787 Hello? Like that? 00:33:59.955 --> 00:34:02.289 - Bernard, it's Roxanne. - It's Roxanne. 00:34:02.457 --> 00:34:04.458 I just wanted to thank you for inspiring me the other day. 00:34:04.626 --> 00:34:07.169 - Oh, you inspired me too. - Great! 00:34:07.337 --> 00:34:10.756 It's time we stood up to Megamind and show him he can't push us around. 00:34:10.924 --> 00:34:12.925 Oh, really? She's so cute. 00:34:13.093 --> 00:34:15.386 I'm already hot on his trail. 00:34:15.554 --> 00:34:17.805 - And what gives you that idea? - Sir? 00:34:17.973 --> 00:34:19.682 I just found his secret hideout. 00:34:19.850 --> 00:34:21.475 How did she find my hideout?! 00:34:22.394 --> 00:34:25.062 How did you find his hideout? 00:34:25.230 --> 00:34:29.525 This is the only building in Metro City with a fake observatory on the roof. 00:34:31.862 --> 00:34:34.530 OK. There's no way she'll find the secret entrance. 00:34:34.698 --> 00:34:37.742 There's a doormat here that says "Secrit Entrance"! 00:34:39.828 --> 00:34:41.787 - Minion! - I kept forgetting where it was. 00:34:41.955 --> 00:34:43.581 She'll discover all our secrets! 00:34:43.749 --> 00:34:46.459 - Oh, no! - You dim-witted creation of science! 00:34:46.626 --> 00:34:48.127 - What? - What? Oh, no, not you, Roxanne. 00:34:48.295 --> 00:34:50.755 No, I was just yelling at my... mother's urn. 00:34:50.922 --> 00:34:52.590 Don't do anything. I'll be right there. 00:34:53.216 --> 00:34:55.217 Roxanne? 00:34:55.385 --> 00:34:56.844 Oh no, not again! 00:35:03.268 --> 00:35:04.477 Roxanne? 00:35:05.937 --> 00:35:08.397 I'm glad you're here. Wait, how did you get here so fast? 00:35:08.565 --> 00:35:12.193 Well, I... I happened to be speed walking nearby when you called. 00:35:12.360 --> 00:35:13.486 In a suit? 00:35:13.653 --> 00:35:17.198 It's called... formal speed walking, but that's not important. 00:35:17.365 --> 00:35:19.533 I better take the lead. This way looks exciting. 00:35:19.701 --> 00:35:21.035 No, it says "Exit." 00:35:21.203 --> 00:35:23.871 Which is the abbreviation for "exciting," right? 00:35:24.039 --> 00:35:26.332 This is the mother lode! 00:35:26.500 --> 00:35:29.251 - Wow. Just look at this thing. - Wow. 00:35:29.419 --> 00:35:31.962 You know, I really could use your help in deciphering all this. 00:35:32.130 --> 00:35:33.506 - Really? - You're an expert 00:35:33.673 --> 00:35:36.133 - on all things Megamind, right? - Yes. Right. 00:35:36.301 --> 00:35:40.054 Together, we could figure out his plan for the city and stop it. 00:35:40.388 --> 00:35:42.890 - Are you in? - Oh, what fun! 00:35:43.058 --> 00:35:44.141 That's what I want to hear. 00:35:44.309 --> 00:35:46.393 Minion, Code: Send In The Brain-bots. 00:35:46.561 --> 00:35:48.604 You know, the whole point of a code is... 00:35:48.772 --> 00:35:50.773 Oh, Code: Just Do It, Minion. 00:35:50.941 --> 00:35:53.400 Intruder! Intruder! Intruder! 00:35:54.152 --> 00:35:56.904 - It's me, you fools! - Bernard! 00:35:59.241 --> 00:36:00.574 It's Daddy! 00:36:03.203 --> 00:36:04.411 Megamind. 00:36:04.579 --> 00:36:07.122 - What have you done with Bernard? - Oh, Bernard? Oh, yes. 00:36:07.290 --> 00:36:09.375 I'm doing horrible things to that man. 00:36:09.543 --> 00:36:12.002 I don't want to get into it, but lasers, spikes. 00:36:12.170 --> 00:36:15.422 No, please! No! Not the lasers and the spikes! 00:36:15.590 --> 00:36:18.759 - You know the drill. - Oh, no! Not the drill! 00:36:18.927 --> 00:36:21.345 - Let him go or... - Or what? 00:36:21.513 --> 00:36:23.597 Or I'm gonna find out what this weird-looking gun does. 00:36:23.765 --> 00:36:26.058 No, don't shoot! Don't shoot that gun! 00:36:26.226 --> 00:36:27.643 I'll just go get him. 00:36:28.186 --> 00:36:30.271 - Unhand me, you fiend! - Never! 00:36:30.438 --> 00:36:32.648 His strength's too much! 00:36:32.816 --> 00:36:35.192 Oh, I work out! 00:36:35.360 --> 00:36:38.028 Well, it's really paying off! You're so fit, 00:36:38.196 --> 00:36:40.281 and strangely charismatic. 00:36:44.119 --> 00:36:45.077 Are you OK? 00:36:45.245 --> 00:36:48.080 I did my best, but he's too fantastic. 00:36:48.248 --> 00:36:50.291 Here. Let me carry that heavy gun for you. 00:36:50.458 --> 00:36:51.917 I got us covered. 00:36:54.629 --> 00:36:57.172 - Let go. It's mine! - Bernard, run! 00:36:58.466 --> 00:36:59.550 Roxanne? 00:36:59.718 --> 00:37:01.510 - You're going to break it! - Give it to me! 00:37:01.678 --> 00:37:03.345 Oh, no! 00:37:08.101 --> 00:37:09.602 Roxanne?! 00:37:15.358 --> 00:37:17.067 Who on Earth is that? 00:37:26.870 --> 00:37:28.203 - Help! - Roxanne! 00:37:29.372 --> 00:37:31.790 Bernard! You were right about that door being exciting. 00:37:31.958 --> 00:37:33.334 - Intruder! Intruder! - This way. 00:37:33.501 --> 00:37:35.002 Intruder! Intruder! Intruder! 00:37:39.257 --> 00:37:40.215 What are you doing? 00:37:40.383 --> 00:37:42.217 This'll stop them. Here! 00:37:42.385 --> 00:37:44.178 Seems a bit extreme, doesn't it? 00:37:46.097 --> 00:37:48.807 - Just throw it! - Daddy's sorry. 00:37:59.861 --> 00:38:02.279 - Wow. That was really exciting. - Yeah. 00:38:02.447 --> 00:38:04.031 - You were very strong in there. - I know. 00:38:04.199 --> 00:38:07.034 I've never seen anyone but Metro Man stand up to him like that. 00:38:07.202 --> 00:38:09.286 - What's going on? - Hal, what happened? 00:38:09.454 --> 00:38:11.205 I think a bee flew up my nose. 00:38:11.373 --> 00:38:14.041 I was just about to make my frontal assault to rescue you, 00:38:14.209 --> 00:38:17.878 but like 50 ninjas tried to attack me, so I had to beat 'em all up, 00:38:18.046 --> 00:38:19.964 and I did, and I... They were all, like, crying and stuff... 00:38:20.131 --> 00:38:23.300 - Wow, a brave one, isn't he? - Who are you? 00:38:23.468 --> 00:38:25.594 Oh, thi... this is Bernard. He's my partner. 00:38:25.762 --> 00:38:28.138 - Partner? - Yes. Yes. Partner. 00:38:28.306 --> 00:38:32.393 Well, look, "partner," I'm her partner. She doesn't know what she's saying. 00:38:32.560 --> 00:38:33.894 She's been through a traumatic experience. 00:38:34.062 --> 00:38:36.522 I'd better take him home. Thanks again, Bernard. 00:38:43.780 --> 00:38:45.739 I'll call you tomorrow, partner. 00:38:46.449 --> 00:38:48.242 Yeah, OK. I'd like that. 00:38:48.410 --> 00:38:50.077 That was weird for everybody, 00:38:50.245 --> 00:38:52.246 'cause you accidentally hugged him instead of me. 00:38:52.414 --> 00:38:54.665 Sir? Sir! 00:38:54.833 --> 00:38:57.251 Code: Did You Find Out Who it Was? 00:39:00.422 --> 00:39:02.006 Code: Get The Car. 00:39:02.173 --> 00:39:03.340 Code: Right Away, Sir. 00:39:11.891 --> 00:39:13.600 - Bye-bye! - See you tomorrow, Hal. 00:39:13.768 --> 00:39:16.145 I'll leave the door unlocked in case you want to check on me later. 00:39:17.856 --> 00:39:22.401 Who is this man we've infused with godlike power? 00:39:25.822 --> 00:39:29.116 Well, sir, his name's Hal Stewart. He's 28 years old. 00:39:29.284 --> 00:39:31.577 No criminal record. Actually no records at all. 00:39:31.745 --> 00:39:34.288 Apparently this man hasn't accomplished anything. 00:39:34.998 --> 00:39:38.292 Not yet, Minion. Not... yet. 00:39:38.793 --> 00:39:41.253 Could this day get anymore fun-tastic? 00:39:41.421 --> 00:39:46.425 So, I will just go ahead and defuse him since this is clearly a mistake. 00:39:46.593 --> 00:39:49.553 No, Minion! There's something much more powerful at work here. 00:39:50.013 --> 00:39:53.265 This is no mistake. It's destiny. 00:39:55.268 --> 00:39:58.896 Hal Shtewart! Prepare for your destiny! 00:39:59.606 --> 00:40:01.398 Hal? Hal Shtewart? 00:40:01.566 --> 00:40:03.317 - Hey! In the bed! - Am I saying it right? 00:40:03.485 --> 00:40:04.818 "Stewart." 00:40:05.695 --> 00:40:06.779 Is this a robbery? 00:40:06.946 --> 00:40:09.323 'Cause the lady across the hall has way better stuff than me. 00:40:09.491 --> 00:40:12.659 Oh, look, it's Hal Stewart. Quick, the spray. 00:40:14.162 --> 00:40:15.162 All out. 00:40:15.330 --> 00:40:17.498 - Well, use the Forget-Me Stick. - Oh, right. 00:40:20.543 --> 00:40:21.835 Just look at him. 00:40:23.671 --> 00:40:26.465 No, he doesn't look quite the hero-type to me. 00:40:26.633 --> 00:40:28.342 Oh, you're such a pill, Minion. 00:40:29.427 --> 00:40:31.512 A potter couldn't ask for finer clay. 00:40:32.847 --> 00:40:34.056 I smell a hero. 00:40:34.224 --> 00:40:36.600 I smell something burning. 00:40:36.768 --> 00:40:38.811 I think it's working. Places! Places! 00:40:38.978 --> 00:40:41.105 Places! Places! Places. 00:40:41.272 --> 00:40:42.606 Do you have your disguise? 00:40:49.572 --> 00:40:50.572 What? 00:40:51.074 --> 00:40:52.366 Oh, you look fantastic. 00:41:02.293 --> 00:41:04.753 Rise my glorious creation. 00:41:04.921 --> 00:41:07.714 Rise, and come to Papa. 00:41:08.049 --> 00:41:11.093 - What's going on? - Easy my child. 00:41:11.261 --> 00:41:13.512 - Who are you? - I sent you to this planet 00:41:13.680 --> 00:41:17.558 to teach you about justice, honor, and nobility. 00:41:18.143 --> 00:41:19.893 I am your father. 00:41:20.770 --> 00:41:23.021 So you're like my space dad? 00:41:23.898 --> 00:41:26.900 Yeah, I'm like your space dad. 00:41:27.360 --> 00:41:29.194 And you are what? 00:41:30.071 --> 00:41:32.072 I'm your space stepmom. 00:41:33.408 --> 00:41:35.159 I've had some work done recently. 00:41:35.326 --> 00:41:37.119 Is this some kind of dream? 00:41:37.287 --> 00:41:39.371 This is a dream come true. 00:41:39.539 --> 00:41:42.708 You've been blessed with unfathomable power. 00:41:42.876 --> 00:41:44.751 - What kind of power? - Unfathomable. 00:41:44.919 --> 00:41:47.254 It's unf... without fathom. 00:41:48.548 --> 00:41:50.674 Yeah. We've come to guide you 00:41:50.842 --> 00:41:54.553 on your path to be Metrocity's new hero 00:41:54.721 --> 00:41:58.891 and battle the super-genius of Megamind. 00:42:02.145 --> 00:42:04.188 I know this is a lot to take in. 00:42:04.355 --> 00:42:06.440 It may take months for you to come to grips. 00:42:06.608 --> 00:42:08.400 No freaking way! 00:42:08.568 --> 00:42:10.402 I wasn't finished. 00:42:13.740 --> 00:42:18.452 I'm gonna be a hero! 00:42:18.620 --> 00:42:21.455 See, Minion, he's perfect! 00:42:22.957 --> 00:42:25.083 And... action! 00:42:25.251 --> 00:42:27.920 - Someone help me! - I'm OK! 00:42:32.634 --> 00:42:34.801 You... Bad! 00:42:34.969 --> 00:42:36.637 Zap! Zap! Zap! 00:42:39.933 --> 00:42:42.517 The flames of my evil burn bright. 00:42:42.685 --> 00:42:44.269 Now you say something cool back at me. 00:42:44.437 --> 00:42:47.439 Look. It doesn't even hurt. Don't even feel it. 00:42:47.607 --> 00:42:52.277 No, no, no, no, no. Stomach down, hands up. Like Metro Man. 00:42:52.445 --> 00:42:55.322 - Whoa! Wait! - Watch out. 00:42:58.117 --> 00:43:00.911 He's hopeless. Hopeless! 00:43:01.079 --> 00:43:03.664 - Maybe we should change tactics. - You think so? 00:43:03.831 --> 00:43:05.374 Oh, you know how boys are. 00:43:05.541 --> 00:43:06.875 They love video games. 00:43:07.043 --> 00:43:09.628 - I could throw a few parts together. - Can't wait. 00:43:09.796 --> 00:43:12.631 LOL. Smiley face. 00:43:12.799 --> 00:43:14.091 Can't wait for what, sir? 00:43:15.385 --> 00:43:17.219 That was such a funny story. 00:43:18.304 --> 00:43:20.097 And brilliantly told, by the way. 00:43:20.265 --> 00:43:21.807 OK, now you tell one. 00:43:21.975 --> 00:43:24.434 Bernard, I never knew you were so funny. 00:43:24.602 --> 00:43:27.020 And I never heard you laugh before. 00:43:27.188 --> 00:43:30.357 Yeah, it's been a while. Feels pretty good. 00:43:35.446 --> 00:43:36.905 And action. 00:43:39.575 --> 00:43:41.326 Gotcha! 00:43:48.793 --> 00:43:51.336 - You don't get out much, do you? - Oh, what fun! 00:43:53.506 --> 00:43:55.632 I used to come here with my mother when I was a kid. 00:43:56.551 --> 00:43:58.468 It was one of my favorite things to do. 00:43:59.220 --> 00:44:01.888 Now look at it. It's a dump. 00:44:06.769 --> 00:44:08.729 Why are we cleaning up the city, sir? 00:44:08.896 --> 00:44:13.358 Well, we don't want to battle our new hero in a dump now, do we? 00:44:17.572 --> 00:44:20.407 They're all back. But how? Why? 00:44:20.825 --> 00:44:22.951 Maybe Megamind isn't so bad after all. 00:44:28.541 --> 00:44:29.541 That's it. 00:44:29.709 --> 00:44:33.086 Be free, my beautiful dove! 00:44:37.592 --> 00:44:39.009 OK, OK. 00:44:39.177 --> 00:44:42.429 Metro Man and I were never a couple. 00:44:42.597 --> 00:44:44.723 - But I thought you two were... - I know. Everybody did. 00:44:44.891 --> 00:44:47.559 It's just... Well, he was never really my type. 00:44:47.727 --> 00:44:49.019 Really? 00:44:49.187 --> 00:44:51.229 OK, now you tell me something. 00:44:51.397 --> 00:44:54.107 Something you've never told anyone. 00:44:54.984 --> 00:44:58.403 Well, in sh... school... 00:44:59.655 --> 00:45:02.282 ...none of the other kids really liked me. 00:45:03.618 --> 00:45:05.744 I was always the last one picked for everything. 00:45:07.163 --> 00:45:10.123 It's too bad that we didn't go to the same school. 00:45:15.046 --> 00:45:18.382 Hal, I think you're ready for this. 00:45:20.760 --> 00:45:23.470 - Do I have a son? - No. 00:45:23.638 --> 00:45:25.305 You make me laugh. 00:45:25.473 --> 00:45:27.432 It stretches. It's for you. 00:45:28.643 --> 00:45:30.227 Hey, what's the T stand for? 00:45:30.395 --> 00:45:31.728 Titan. 00:45:31.896 --> 00:45:33.814 "Titan"? What's that supposed to mean? 00:45:33.981 --> 00:45:36.525 It was the only name I could trademark. 00:45:38.611 --> 00:45:41.571 Do you have someone special in your life, Hal? 00:45:41.948 --> 00:45:45.784 No, not yet. But... there's this really, really good-looking one 00:45:45.952 --> 00:45:48.036 I've got my eye on currently. 00:45:52.583 --> 00:45:54.543 That's very good. 00:45:54.710 --> 00:45:58.004 - Romance is very inspiring. - That's what I hear. 00:45:58.172 --> 00:46:03.051 All you have to do is save her and she'll be yours. 00:46:03.219 --> 00:46:04.845 - Who wants churros? - I do! 00:46:05.012 --> 00:46:08.098 - I do, yeah. Thanks, Space Stepmom. - Churros all the way around. 00:46:08.266 --> 00:46:10.851 On the count of three, unsheathe your churro. 00:46:11.018 --> 00:46:12.644 One, two, three! 00:46:12.812 --> 00:46:13.937 To Titan! 00:46:14.147 --> 00:46:19.276 Tomorrow, you will fight Megamind, and the city will know your name. 00:46:21.446 --> 00:46:23.947 ...the city's parks restored to their original glory, 00:46:24.115 --> 00:46:27.993 the streets the safest they've been, the banks reopened. 00:46:28.161 --> 00:46:30.078 Has something happened to Megamind? 00:46:30.246 --> 00:46:32.956 Has someone tamed this monster? 00:46:33.124 --> 00:46:36.293 This is Roxanne Ritchi, cautiously optimistic, 00:46:36.461 --> 00:46:38.503 and pleasantly confused. 00:46:38.671 --> 00:46:40.672 Well, you seem in a very good mood tonight, sir. 00:46:41.757 --> 00:46:44.509 Oh, yes. How long is this going to take, Minion? 00:46:44.677 --> 00:46:46.553 Just a few alterations, sir, and I will be done 00:46:46.721 --> 00:46:48.889 with your most terrifying cape yet! 00:46:49.056 --> 00:46:50.390 I'm calling it... 00:46:50.725 --> 00:46:54.769 ...the Black Mamba... 00:46:54.937 --> 00:46:56.563 Black Mamba. Perfect. 00:46:57.106 --> 00:46:59.483 Gosh, I am running late. I have to go. 00:46:59.650 --> 00:47:01.735 What? Where... Where are you going, sir? 00:47:01.903 --> 00:47:04.154 We have our debut battle with Titan tomorrow morning. 00:47:04.322 --> 00:47:06.281 We haven't even tested your big battle suit yet. 00:47:06.449 --> 00:47:10.368 You attend to the details, Minion. I have to... run a quick errand. 00:47:10.745 --> 00:47:12.787 You don't run errands. 00:47:12.955 --> 00:47:14.247 - What's going on here? - What? 00:47:14.415 --> 00:47:15.665 Oh, wait a minute. 00:47:17.001 --> 00:47:20.378 Are you wearing Jean Paul Gaultier's Pour Homme? 00:47:20.546 --> 00:47:23.924 It's just my natural musk. Now, where are the car keys? 00:47:26.469 --> 00:47:28.470 This is about Ms. Ritchi, isn't it? 00:47:28.638 --> 00:47:30.096 You're going on a date with her. 00:47:31.265 --> 00:47:34.768 No, my main man. Get out of town. 00:47:34.936 --> 00:47:38.605 Oh, this is bad. This is bad. You've fallen in love with her. 00:47:38.773 --> 00:47:42.150 You are forgetting your place, Minion. Now give me the keys. 00:47:44.278 --> 00:47:47.322 What happens when Roxanne finds out who you really are? 00:47:47.490 --> 00:47:50.951 She will never find out. That's the point of lying. 00:47:52.954 --> 00:47:54.621 Honestly, if I didn't know any better, 00:47:54.789 --> 00:47:56.706 I'd think this was your first day of being evil. 00:47:56.874 --> 00:47:58.291 No! 00:47:59.377 --> 00:48:01.711 This has gone far enough! 00:48:02.797 --> 00:48:04.881 Oh, that was really grown-up! 00:48:06.634 --> 00:48:09.135 Sir, sir, please. It's for your own good. 00:48:09.303 --> 00:48:10.720 Oh, what do you know? 00:48:10.888 --> 00:48:13.139 I may not know much, but I do know this: 00:48:13.307 --> 00:48:16.017 The bad guy doesn't get the girl. 00:48:16.185 --> 00:48:18.979 Maybe I don't want to be the bad guy anymore. 00:48:22.733 --> 00:48:24.150 You heard me! 00:48:24.527 --> 00:48:26.069 Who are you? 00:48:26.862 --> 00:48:29.114 - Now, give me the keys! - No! 00:48:30.324 --> 00:48:32.784 My sole purpose in life is to look after you. 00:48:32.952 --> 00:48:34.953 Well, I don't need you to look after me. 00:48:35.121 --> 00:48:38.373 What are you s... What are you saying? You don't need me? 00:48:38.541 --> 00:48:42.127 Let me make it clear. Code: I Don't Need You. 00:48:42.295 --> 00:48:44.129 You know what? You know what? 00:48:46.799 --> 00:48:49.175 Code: I'll Just Pack My Thing And Go! 00:48:49.343 --> 00:48:52.137 - Code: Fine! - Code: Fine Back! 00:48:55.558 --> 00:48:58.226 - Well, good luck on your date! - I will! 00:48:58.394 --> 00:49:01.104 - That doesn't even make any sense! - I know! 00:49:32.887 --> 00:49:35.472 I know I am so close. I can feel it. 00:49:37.975 --> 00:49:41.728 OK, OK. I just have to take a step back. 00:49:48.027 --> 00:49:49.069 Wait a minute. 00:50:02.124 --> 00:50:03.667 "Titan." 00:50:03.834 --> 00:50:07.962 - What's a Titan? - My super-ears are burning. 00:50:09.924 --> 00:50:13.218 I usuallyjust hear criminals. You haven't been naughty, have you? 00:50:14.095 --> 00:50:16.304 I'm totally messing with you. I'm totally messing with you. 00:50:16.472 --> 00:50:19.140 - The name's Titan. - Titan. 00:50:19.308 --> 00:50:21.810 Your very own heroic guardian of pure awesome. 00:50:21.977 --> 00:50:24.187 What's your name? Just kidding. I know everything about you. 00:50:25.648 --> 00:50:26.981 And I... And I brought some flowers. 00:50:27.149 --> 00:50:30.652 Didn't know what you liked, so I just grabbed, you know, all of them. 00:50:32.446 --> 00:50:34.864 OK. You don't like flowers? OK, forget the flowers. 00:50:35.032 --> 00:50:36.116 What do you want? 00:50:36.283 --> 00:50:38.618 Thought maybe we could go for a little flight around town. 00:50:38.786 --> 00:50:40.286 Get to know each other first. 00:50:41.706 --> 00:50:42.914 This must be very thrilling for you. 00:50:43.082 --> 00:50:44.416 What do you think you're doing?! 00:50:44.583 --> 00:50:46.835 Oh, am I moving too fast? You're probably right. 00:50:47.002 --> 00:50:49.754 I should just rescue you a few times before we get all romantic. 00:50:51.674 --> 00:50:52.757 Saved ya. 00:50:52.925 --> 00:50:54.801 You are lucky to have such a great hero here. 00:50:54.969 --> 00:50:57.804 - Don't you ever... - Oh, no! Somebody do something! 00:50:57.972 --> 00:51:00.932 Oh, right, right, duh. I gotcha. I gotcha. 00:51:06.355 --> 00:51:08.314 That was a close one. You almost died, 00:51:08.482 --> 00:51:10.150 - but I saved you. - Building! 00:51:15.614 --> 00:51:19.242 Gotcha! I'm sorry. What were you saying? 00:51:19.410 --> 00:51:21.286 I couldn't hear you over the sound of me saving your life. 00:51:21.454 --> 00:51:22.996 Put me down! Right now! 00:51:23.164 --> 00:51:25.665 OK, all right. All right, hold on. 00:51:28.461 --> 00:51:29.711 Are you crazy? 00:51:29.879 --> 00:51:33.047 I suppose I'm a, I'm a little crazy, about you. 00:51:33.215 --> 00:51:35.508 Who are you, really? 00:51:35.676 --> 00:51:40.096 Oh, right. Well, prepare to have your mind blown, little lady. 00:51:41.265 --> 00:51:43.767 - Ta-da. - Hal? 00:51:43.934 --> 00:51:47.729 Yeah. Isn't this great? Now there's nothing keeping us apart. 00:51:47.897 --> 00:51:51.191 - No. It's not great. - Wow. Our first fight. 00:51:51.525 --> 00:51:54.068 This is so us. We're like an old married couple. 00:51:54.236 --> 00:51:57.197 Look, there is no "us," OK? There will never be an "us." 00:51:57.698 --> 00:52:00.200 But... I have powers. 00:52:00.618 --> 00:52:02.243 I have a cape. I'm the good guy. 00:52:02.411 --> 00:52:04.871 You are a good guy, Hal, but you don't understand. 00:52:05.039 --> 00:52:06.915 - We need to find out why... - No, no. This... 00:52:07.082 --> 00:52:08.708 - Hal, just take a deep breath. - This isn't right! 00:52:08.876 --> 00:52:10.627 - And listen to me for a moment. - You're supposed to be with me! 00:52:10.795 --> 00:52:13.087 I'm trying to warn you, Hal. 00:52:13.255 --> 00:52:16.758 It's Titan! It's Titan, not Hal! 00:52:39.824 --> 00:52:41.241 - Bernard. - Roxanne. 00:52:41.408 --> 00:52:45.745 - Sorry I'm late. - Wow, your hair looks exciting. 00:52:46.413 --> 00:52:48.790 Not the only exciting development of the night. 00:52:49.416 --> 00:52:52.544 Megamind's created a new hero, and I know why. 00:52:54.171 --> 00:52:57.090 It all makes sense now. He missed getting his butt kicked, 00:52:57.258 --> 00:52:58.550 so he created a new hero 00:52:58.717 --> 00:53:00.385 - to kick it for him. - Yeah. 00:53:00.553 --> 00:53:02.929 But why would he pick Hal? 00:53:03.097 --> 00:53:05.431 Hal is the worst possible person you could pick. 00:53:05.599 --> 00:53:07.934 Wow. That's a lot to take in. 00:53:08.102 --> 00:53:09.936 It boggles my mind. 00:53:10.104 --> 00:53:13.273 I am extremely boggled. You know, I'm sure we'll get 00:53:13.440 --> 00:53:15.233 to the bottom of who's kicking whose butt. 00:53:15.401 --> 00:53:20.029 But in the meantime, let's enjoy each other's company. 00:53:20.197 --> 00:53:22.866 I'm sorry, Bernard, of course, you're right. 00:53:23.033 --> 00:53:24.701 You know, I could use a breather. 00:53:25.953 --> 00:53:27.161 To Bernard, 00:53:27.329 --> 00:53:31.624 for being the only normal thing in my crazy, upside-down world. 00:53:32.251 --> 00:53:35.086 To... being normal. 00:53:45.347 --> 00:53:47.223 - Roxanne? - Yes? 00:53:48.976 --> 00:53:51.102 Say I wasn't so normal. 00:53:51.270 --> 00:53:54.898 Let's say I was bald and had the complexion of, 00:53:55.065 --> 00:53:59.986 of a popular primary color, as a random, nonspecific example. 00:54:01.030 --> 00:54:03.823 - Would you still enjoy my company? - Of course! 00:54:03.991 --> 00:54:07.869 You don't judge a book by its cover or a person from the outside. 00:54:08.037 --> 00:54:09.245 That's a relief to hear. 00:54:09.413 --> 00:54:11.289 You judge them based on their actions. 00:54:12.499 --> 00:54:15.084 Well, that seems kind of petty, don't you think? 00:54:44.281 --> 00:54:45.865 What? What? 00:54:47.701 --> 00:54:50.787 Don't look at me! Just a technical glitch! 00:54:50.955 --> 00:54:53.206 Don't look yet! Well, never mind that. 00:54:54.708 --> 00:54:55.750 OK. 00:54:57.294 --> 00:54:58.419 Where were we? 00:55:00.881 --> 00:55:02.632 - You... - Now, now, hold on. 00:55:02.800 --> 00:55:04.258 You! 00:55:25.322 --> 00:55:27.031 I can explain! 00:55:28.409 --> 00:55:30.368 What about everything you just said? 00:55:30.536 --> 00:55:32.578 About judging a book by its cover? 00:55:32.746 --> 00:55:35.623 Well, let's take a look at the contents then, shall we? 00:55:35.791 --> 00:55:38.918 You destroyed Metro Man, you took over the city, 00:55:39.086 --> 00:55:42.880 and then, you actually got me to care about you! 00:55:43.632 --> 00:55:47.719 Why are you so evil? Tricking me? 00:55:48.429 --> 00:55:50.888 What could you possibly hope to gain? 00:55:56.103 --> 00:55:59.981 Wait a minute. I don't believe this. 00:56:03.694 --> 00:56:06.904 Do you really think that I would ever be with you? 00:56:09.658 --> 00:56:10.950 No. 00:56:43.358 --> 00:56:46.611 OK, Minion! You were right! 00:56:46.779 --> 00:56:49.697 I was... less right! 00:56:49.865 --> 00:56:53.618 We should stick to what we're good at... being bad. 00:56:54.912 --> 00:56:56.829 Minion? 00:57:14.973 --> 00:57:16.099 You there! 00:57:17.434 --> 00:57:19.102 Yeah, you. 00:57:19.728 --> 00:57:22.146 Bring out the Black Mamba. 00:57:54.638 --> 00:57:58.850 OK, Titan. It's time to go down in style. 00:58:21.748 --> 00:58:26.544 I hear there's a new hero who dares challenge my evil. 00:58:26.712 --> 00:58:29.380 Where is the one they call Titan? 00:58:33.135 --> 00:58:36.220 Challenge me if you dare! 00:58:58.869 --> 00:59:00.578 Oh no. We're gonna crash! 00:59:04.041 --> 00:59:06.125 This is embarrassing. 00:59:12.758 --> 00:59:15.968 Of all the inconsiderate, bone-headed... 00:59:17.221 --> 00:59:20.056 ...irresponsible, rude... 00:59:20.224 --> 00:59:22.725 Unprofessional, that's what this is! 00:59:23.810 --> 00:59:26.145 Would Metro Man have kept me waiting? 00:59:26.313 --> 00:59:28.314 Of course not! He was a pro! 00:59:28.482 --> 00:59:31.400 Hey, Megamind! You're actually the guy I want to see. 00:59:31.568 --> 00:59:32.944 Also, there's a door here. 00:59:33.111 --> 00:59:36.864 Do you have any idea how long I waited for you? 00:59:37.032 --> 00:59:38.407 No, no, no, I totally understand what you're saying. 00:59:38.575 --> 00:59:40.868 Could you just, just shut up for one second. I'm trying to beat this level. 00:59:41.036 --> 00:59:43.412 Were you even planning on showing up? 00:59:44.289 --> 00:59:45.706 What's this? 00:59:47.584 --> 00:59:49.669 Where did you get all this stuff? 00:59:49.836 --> 00:59:51.462 It doesn't belong to me. 00:59:51.630 --> 00:59:53.506 - You stole it? - Pretty cool, right? 00:59:53.674 --> 00:59:57.051 - No, no, no, no! You're a hero! - Being a hero is for losers! 00:59:57.219 --> 01:00:00.096 It's work, work, work, 24/7, and for what? 01:00:00.722 --> 01:00:02.390 I only took the gig to get the girl, 01:00:02.557 --> 01:00:04.892 and it turns out Roxanne doesn't want anything to do with me. 01:00:05.644 --> 01:00:07.812 - Roxanne Ritchi? - Yeah! Roxanne Ritchi! 01:00:07.980 --> 01:00:10.356 I saw her having dinner and making googly eyes 01:00:10.524 --> 01:00:12.441 at some intellectual dweeb! 01:00:13.235 --> 01:00:14.860 Who needs all that noise? 01:00:15.028 --> 01:00:17.905 That's why I think we should team up. 01:00:18.073 --> 01:00:19.865 You... Wait... What? 01:00:20.033 --> 01:00:22.159 With my power, and your big-headedness, 01:00:22.327 --> 01:00:25.371 - we could rule the city! - You want to team up? 01:00:25.539 --> 01:00:27.206 I even drew up some new costume designs, see? 01:00:27.374 --> 01:00:28.666 - Costume designs? - You'd be the brains, 01:00:28.834 --> 01:00:30.167 so you'd get a little brain, 01:00:30.335 --> 01:00:31.794 wearing glasses on your costume, or something. 01:00:31.962 --> 01:00:33.963 And since I'm the cool one, I'd have, like, 01:00:34.214 --> 01:00:36.549 two tanks swordfighting... 01:00:37.050 --> 01:00:38.884 I can't believe you. 01:00:39.052 --> 01:00:41.721 All your gifts, all your powers, 01:00:41.888 --> 01:00:45.474 and you... you squander them for your own personal gain. 01:00:45.851 --> 01:00:48.561 - Yes! - No! I'm the villain! 01:00:48.729 --> 01:00:50.771 You're the good guy! I do something bad, 01:00:50.939 --> 01:00:54.442 and you come and get me! That's why I created you. 01:00:54.609 --> 01:00:58.446 Yeah, right. You're nuts. Space Dad told me... 01:00:58.613 --> 01:01:00.865 Look, I'm your space dad! 01:01:01.992 --> 01:01:04.452 You should be more like Metro Man. 01:01:05.829 --> 01:01:08.414 - You tricked me? - Oh, don't like that? 01:01:08.582 --> 01:01:09.749 Well, there's more. 01:01:11.585 --> 01:01:15.254 I'm also the intellectual dweeb dating Roxanne. 01:01:15.422 --> 01:01:19.175 - No. - And we were smooching up a storm! 01:01:21.970 --> 01:01:23.471 When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna... 01:01:23.638 --> 01:01:26.307 Yes! Yes, I know! Bring me to justice. 01:01:26.475 --> 01:01:28.934 Oh God, how I've missed this. 01:01:32.481 --> 01:01:34.899 And the hero strikes the first blow. 01:01:35.067 --> 01:01:37.360 But evil returns with a backhand! 01:01:41.615 --> 01:01:42.948 Yes! 01:01:52.000 --> 01:01:53.417 Come out, you little freak! 01:01:53.960 --> 01:01:56.962 I want to see what that big brain looks like on the pavement! 01:02:03.678 --> 01:02:06.555 You fell for the oldest evil trick in the book! 01:02:07.474 --> 01:02:08.974 You little blue twerp! 01:02:11.561 --> 01:02:13.104 En garde! 01:02:18.193 --> 01:02:20.111 Oh, now that's the spirit! 01:02:20.278 --> 01:02:22.780 Parry! Thrust! Parry again! 01:02:22.948 --> 01:02:26.158 Now it's time for some witty back and forth banter! 01:02:26.326 --> 01:02:28.160 You go first! 01:02:28.328 --> 01:02:30.788 OK! Look, I'm not sure where to go with that! 01:02:32.499 --> 01:02:34.542 This one's for stealing my girlfriend! 01:02:40.173 --> 01:02:42.842 This one's for Space Dad making a fool out of me! 01:02:50.684 --> 01:02:54.937 And, Megamind, this one's for Space Stepmom! You lied to her! 01:02:55.689 --> 01:02:59.442 Well done. I thought that battle went really, really well. 01:02:59.609 --> 01:03:01.610 - I mean, I have a few notes. - Notes? 01:03:01.778 --> 01:03:03.863 But they can wait. You can take me to jail now. 01:03:04.072 --> 01:03:07.783 Oh, no, no, no. I was thinking more like the morgue. You're dead! 01:03:07.951 --> 01:03:10.161 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. This isn't how you play the game. 01:03:10.620 --> 01:03:12.288 Game over. 01:03:18.378 --> 01:03:19.378 Brain-bots! 01:03:25.469 --> 01:03:26.635 I'm calling time out! 01:03:27.637 --> 01:03:30.473 Time out? Time out! Time out! 01:03:40.567 --> 01:03:42.985 Brain-bots, initiate the fail-safe. 01:03:50.494 --> 01:03:54.497 Guess what, Buster Brown? It's made from copper. 01:03:54.664 --> 01:03:56.290 You're powerless against it. 01:03:56.458 --> 01:04:00.794 It's the very same metal used to defeat... Metro Man? 01:04:01.254 --> 01:04:04.507 You should stop comparing me to Metro Man! 01:04:14.059 --> 01:04:16.602 You can run, Megamind, but you can't hide! 01:04:16.770 --> 01:04:18.812 We're saved! We're saved! 01:04:18.980 --> 01:04:20.439 What's your name, new hero? 01:04:20.607 --> 01:04:22.816 - It's Titan. - Thank you! 01:04:22.984 --> 01:04:25.569 Thank you! Titan has freed us! 01:04:25.737 --> 01:04:30.241 Oh, I wouldn't say "free." More like under new management. 01:04:34.913 --> 01:04:38.123 - What do you want? - Titan's turned evil. 01:04:38.291 --> 01:04:41.293 Congratulations. Another one of your genius plans has backfired on you. 01:04:41.461 --> 01:04:43.629 And why did my doorman let you up? 01:04:44.881 --> 01:04:46.257 Carlos. 01:04:46.424 --> 01:04:49.426 Please, Roxanne, no. No. I need your help. 01:04:49.594 --> 01:04:51.262 Why do you need my help? 01:04:53.306 --> 01:04:55.808 Because you're the smartest person I know. 01:04:57.477 --> 01:04:58.644 But you can't hide here. 01:04:58.812 --> 01:05:00.980 The copper should have worked. Why didn't the copper work? 01:05:01.147 --> 01:05:02.648 The copper worked perfectly well last time. 01:05:02.816 --> 01:05:04.650 Copper? You're not making any sense. 01:05:04.818 --> 01:05:06.610 Look, if we don't find Titan's weakness, 01:05:06.778 --> 01:05:08.320 he'll destroy the whole city. 01:05:11.074 --> 01:05:13.826 - OK, how can I help? - We need to find answers. 01:05:14.160 --> 01:05:17.663 You knew Metro Man best. Did he have a hideout? A cave? 01:05:17.831 --> 01:05:22.543 A solitary fortress of some kind? Anything that would give us clues. 01:05:22.711 --> 01:05:25.337 Well... there is one place I know. 01:05:27.841 --> 01:05:30.593 You gave him these powers. Can't you just take them away? 01:05:30.760 --> 01:05:35.347 I can't. I lost my defuser gun when I misplaced the invisible car. 01:05:35.932 --> 01:05:40.352 The night you dumped me. Alone. In the rain. 01:05:41.688 --> 01:05:42.938 Did you ever look back? 01:05:43.106 --> 01:05:46.275 - No! - My giant blue head! 01:05:46.443 --> 01:05:47.568 I guess we're here. 01:05:50.530 --> 01:05:53.282 So, this is where he hid it. 01:05:53.450 --> 01:05:57.828 After all these years. My old shoolhouse. 01:06:00.206 --> 01:06:03.375 You know, I think there's an apology in order for the other night. 01:06:03.543 --> 01:06:05.586 OK, that would be nice, but make it quick. 01:06:05.754 --> 01:06:07.713 We have much more pressing matters to deal with. 01:06:11.843 --> 01:06:16.305 Wow. I can't believe he kept all this stuff. 01:06:17.807 --> 01:06:19.099 I remember when he wore that. 01:06:19.267 --> 01:06:22.770 - Shouldn't we try to stay focused here? - Yes, of course. Right. Focused. 01:06:24.230 --> 01:06:25.939 Hey. Come over and look at this. 01:06:26.441 --> 01:06:28.233 What is it? What did you find? 01:06:31.321 --> 01:06:32.321 Look. 01:06:33.114 --> 01:06:35.324 This glass has ice cubes in it. 01:06:35.492 --> 01:06:37.826 Yes, that's what happens when water gets cold. 01:06:37.994 --> 01:06:41.163 No, what I'm saying is, don't you think it's a little odd 01:06:41.331 --> 01:06:43.540 that the ice hasn't melted yet? 01:06:43.708 --> 01:06:45.376 One of life's great mysteries. 01:06:52.258 --> 01:06:53.258 Hey. 01:07:05.313 --> 01:07:06.814 We now have confirmed reports. 01:07:06.981 --> 01:07:10.734 Titan, first thought to be this city's new hero, has turned evil. 01:07:10.902 --> 01:07:13.779 The city has never seen this level of destruction. 01:07:13.988 --> 01:07:15.864 If only Metro Man were still alive. 01:07:16.032 --> 01:07:17.866 - You're alive? - You're alive. 01:07:18.952 --> 01:07:20.786 - I'm alive. - But I, we... 01:07:20.954 --> 01:07:23.122 We saw your skeleton! You were dead! 01:07:23.289 --> 01:07:25.249 Are you a ghost? 01:07:25.417 --> 01:07:28.711 There had better be an amazing explanation for this. 01:07:28.878 --> 01:07:30.838 Speak, apparition. 01:07:41.099 --> 01:07:43.642 OK. OK, OK, OK. 01:07:43.810 --> 01:07:45.477 You both deserve the truth. 01:07:45.645 --> 01:07:47.896 It all started back at the observatory. 01:07:48.898 --> 01:07:51.316 Roxanne was kidnapped. I was gonna stop you. 01:07:52.235 --> 01:07:54.653 My head wasn't in the game that day. 01:07:55.155 --> 01:07:56.989 We were kind of going through the motions. 01:07:57.532 --> 01:08:01.160 So... using my super-speed, 01:08:01.327 --> 01:08:02.494 I decided to go clear my head. 01:08:02.662 --> 01:08:03.996 Fire! 01:08:05.081 --> 01:08:06.331 Then I realized, 01:08:06.499 --> 01:08:10.461 we had done this same silly charade our entire lives. 01:08:11.296 --> 01:08:14.089 I tried to get my mind off how I was feeling, 01:08:14.257 --> 01:08:16.175 but I just felt stuck. 01:08:17.343 --> 01:08:21.221 I began to realize, despite all my powers, 01:08:21.389 --> 01:08:25.851 each and every citizen of Metro had something I didn't: a choice. 01:08:27.228 --> 01:08:30.981 Ever since I can remember, I've always had to be what the city wanted me to be. 01:08:32.192 --> 01:08:34.359 But what about what I wanted to do? 01:08:35.361 --> 01:08:37.070 Then it suddenly hit me. 01:08:38.156 --> 01:08:39.948 I do have a choice. 01:08:41.201 --> 01:08:43.327 I can be whatever I want to be. 01:08:43.661 --> 01:08:45.871 No one said this hero thing had to be a lifetime gig. 01:08:46.915 --> 01:08:48.123 You can't just quit, either. 01:08:49.459 --> 01:08:54.129 That's when I got the brilliant idea... to fake my death. 01:08:54.506 --> 01:08:57.508 Copper drains my powers. 01:08:57.675 --> 01:08:59.593 Your weakness is copper? 01:09:00.386 --> 01:09:04.556 Once your death ray hit, I'd never felt so alive. 01:09:05.558 --> 01:09:07.851 So I borrowed a prop from a nearby nursing school. 01:09:08.520 --> 01:09:11.355 Metro Man was finally dead. 01:09:11.523 --> 01:09:12.689 And Music Man was born! 01:09:12.857 --> 01:09:15.108 - Music Man? - That way I could keep my logo. 01:09:15.276 --> 01:09:16.360 - 'Cause of wha...? - Come again? 01:09:16.528 --> 01:09:20.072 I was finally free to get in touch with my true power... 01:09:20.824 --> 01:09:22.574 ...weaving lyrical magic. 01:09:22.742 --> 01:09:23.992 Check this out. 01:09:24.160 --> 01:09:27.246 ♪ I have eyes that can see ♪ 01:09:27.413 --> 01:09:31.333 ♪ Right through lead... ♪ 01:09:31.501 --> 01:09:33.502 - You're horrible! - Granted, you have talent. 01:09:33.670 --> 01:09:37.381 But there's a madman out there destroying our... your city. 01:09:38.091 --> 01:09:39.591 How could you do this?! 01:09:40.885 --> 01:09:43.720 The people of this city relied on you, and you deserted them! 01:09:44.472 --> 01:09:46.640 You left us in the hands of him! 01:09:46.808 --> 01:09:49.184 - No offense. - No, I'm with you. 01:09:49.352 --> 01:09:51.311 Look, we need your help. 01:09:51.479 --> 01:09:54.106 I'm sorry. I really am. 01:09:55.149 --> 01:09:56.775 I'm done. 01:09:56.943 --> 01:10:00.445 You know, little buddy, there's a yin for every yang. 01:10:00.613 --> 01:10:03.740 If there's bad, good will rise up against it. 01:10:04.742 --> 01:10:07.202 It's taken me a long time to find my calling. 01:10:08.413 --> 01:10:10.873 Now it's about time you find yours. 01:10:16.296 --> 01:10:17.963 Hey, who needs him? 01:10:18.298 --> 01:10:19.840 We can beat Titan ourselves. 01:10:20.008 --> 01:10:22.968 I say we go back to the evil lair, grab some ray guns, 01:10:23.136 --> 01:10:25.762 hold him sideways, and just go all gangsta on him. 01:10:26.472 --> 01:10:27.973 We can't. 01:10:28.141 --> 01:10:29.933 So that's it? You're just giving up? 01:10:30.310 --> 01:10:35.147 I'm the bad guy. I don't save the day, I don't fly off into the sunset, 01:10:35.315 --> 01:10:37.900 and I don't get the girl. 01:10:38.276 --> 01:10:39.943 I'm going home. 01:11:09.515 --> 01:11:13.352 Unless someone comes to our aid soon, all may be lost. 01:11:14.687 --> 01:11:17.856 Thousands have already fled the city in a mass exodus. 01:11:18.024 --> 01:11:21.985 Remaining citizens are warned to stay indoors until further notice. 01:11:23.696 --> 01:11:25.197 Authorities have issued a warning 01:11:25.365 --> 01:11:28.700 to stay out of the downtown area at all costs. 01:11:40.755 --> 01:11:44.633 Hal! 01:11:46.094 --> 01:11:48.595 Let me guess. After seeing how awesome I am, 01:11:48.763 --> 01:11:52.099 you've finally come to your senses? Well, I'm over you. 01:11:52.266 --> 01:11:55.477 - I've come to stop you, Hal. - You? Oh, wow. 01:11:55.645 --> 01:11:57.646 OK, what are you gonna do, report me to death? 01:11:57.814 --> 01:11:59.856 I was going to try reasoning with you. 01:12:00.024 --> 01:12:04.111 You and I, we worked together for a long time. I know you. 01:12:04.278 --> 01:12:07.823 You don't know me. You never took the time to know me. 01:12:07.991 --> 01:12:10.325 This is the first time we've hung out socially, 01:12:10.493 --> 01:12:12.327 and it's when I'm about to destroy the city! 01:12:12.495 --> 01:12:14.246 I want to talk to the real Hal. 01:12:14.414 --> 01:12:16.665 I want to talk to the guy who loved being a cameraman, 01:12:16.833 --> 01:12:19.251 and eating dip, and being a nerd, 01:12:19.419 --> 01:12:21.503 and being not as scary as the Tighten Hal. 01:12:21.671 --> 01:12:22.838 Too late! 01:12:24.924 --> 01:12:26.049 ...interrupting our scheduled... 01:12:26.217 --> 01:12:28.010 ...extraordinary events taking place... 01:12:28.720 --> 01:12:29.928 Heat in the valley and... 01:12:30.096 --> 01:12:31.263 Megamind! 01:12:33.433 --> 01:12:36.226 You and I have some unfinished business. 01:12:36.394 --> 01:12:37.936 I'll be waiting at Metro Tower. 01:12:38.104 --> 01:12:40.564 Oh, and just so you don't get cold feet... 01:12:42.400 --> 01:12:43.608 Roxanne. 01:12:43.776 --> 01:12:47.446 Come on, Roxie, call for your hero to come rescue you. 01:12:48.906 --> 01:12:53.285 Megamind, I don't even know if you're listening, but if you are, 01:12:54.120 --> 01:12:55.746 you can't give up. 01:12:57.707 --> 01:13:01.251 The Megamind I knew would never have run from a fight, 01:13:01.419 --> 01:13:04.963 even when he knew he had absolutely no chance of winning. 01:13:05.131 --> 01:13:07.591 It was your best quality. 01:13:07.759 --> 01:13:10.844 You need to be that guy right now. 01:13:12.764 --> 01:13:14.181 The city needs you. 01:13:16.809 --> 01:13:18.393 I need you. 01:13:18.561 --> 01:13:19.644 Roxanne. 01:13:19.812 --> 01:13:21.146 You have one hour. 01:13:21.689 --> 01:13:23.648 Don't keep me waiting. 01:13:25.485 --> 01:13:29.488 Warden! Warden! Listen to me! You have to let me go! 01:13:29.655 --> 01:13:31.656 Tighten has to be stopped! 01:13:31.824 --> 01:13:35.243 Sorry, Megamind. You still have 88 life sentences to go. 01:13:35.745 --> 01:13:37.579 Plenty of time to reflect on what you've done. 01:13:37.747 --> 01:13:41.583 Did you want to hear me say it? I'll say it. 01:13:41.959 --> 01:13:45.253 Here it is, from the blackest part of my heart. 01:13:47.590 --> 01:13:50.967 I am sorry! 01:13:53.930 --> 01:13:55.305 Not buying it. 01:13:57.683 --> 01:13:59.392 I don't blame you. 01:14:00.478 --> 01:14:02.729 I've terrorized this city countless times. 01:14:03.314 --> 01:14:06.483 Created a hero who's turned out to be a villain. 01:14:07.401 --> 01:14:10.070 I lied to Roxanne, and... 01:14:10.238 --> 01:14:15.033 ...my best friend Minion, I treated like dirt. 01:14:17.286 --> 01:14:19.538 Please don't make this city... 01:14:21.040 --> 01:14:24.084 ...don't make Roxanne pay for my wrongdoings. 01:14:28.381 --> 01:14:29.881 Apology accepted. 01:14:32.885 --> 01:14:36.763 Oh, Minion, you fantastic fish, you. 01:14:36.931 --> 01:14:39.891 What are we waiting for? We'd better get going. 01:14:42.728 --> 01:14:44.229 You got me. 01:14:46.899 --> 01:14:49.192 - Good luck, fellas! - We're gonna die! 01:14:50.653 --> 01:14:51.736 Wait, what? 01:14:52.446 --> 01:14:56.032 Hey, Metro losers. This is Metro Tower. 01:14:56.200 --> 01:14:59.327 They say it's supposed to be a symbol of our city's strength. 01:14:59.495 --> 01:15:01.580 But for me, it's a reminder of the day 01:15:01.747 --> 01:15:07.127 this woman ferociously ripped out my heart. And I hate reminders! 01:15:20.099 --> 01:15:21.725 Help! 01:15:23.477 --> 01:15:27.564 Please don't do this. I know there's still good in you, Hal. 01:15:27.732 --> 01:15:29.232 You're so naive, Roxie. 01:15:29.400 --> 01:15:32.360 You see the good in everybody, even when it's not there. 01:15:32.570 --> 01:15:34.613 You're living a fantasy. 01:15:34.780 --> 01:15:38.033 There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, 01:15:38.201 --> 01:15:40.035 and there is no Queen of England. 01:15:40.953 --> 01:15:44.206 This is the real world, and you need to wake up! 01:15:56.093 --> 01:15:59.179 You dare challenge Megamind? 01:15:59.347 --> 01:16:02.432 This town isn't big enough for two super-villains! 01:16:02.600 --> 01:16:07.229 Oh, you're a villain all right! Just not a super one! 01:16:07.396 --> 01:16:09.314 Yeah? What's the difference? 01:16:13.486 --> 01:16:14.736 Presentation! 01:16:34.715 --> 01:16:37.842 - I knew you'd come back. - Well, that made one of us. 01:17:04.620 --> 01:17:09.040 - What's the plan? - Well, it mostly involves not dying. 01:17:09.208 --> 01:17:10.500 I like that plan. 01:17:28.102 --> 01:17:29.853 Building! 01:17:31.272 --> 01:17:33.356 Go faster! Make this thing go faster! 01:17:34.900 --> 01:17:36.234 I can't control it! 01:17:51.751 --> 01:17:52.917 No. 01:17:55.880 --> 01:17:57.380 Well, that was easy. 01:17:57.548 --> 01:17:59.841 Looks like there's only one loose end now. 01:18:10.603 --> 01:18:14.272 Please, let's have a little respect for public transportation. 01:18:14.857 --> 01:18:16.399 You came back! 01:18:16.567 --> 01:18:19.694 You were right, Roxanne. I never should have left. 01:18:20.488 --> 01:18:22.155 I... I thought you were dead. 01:18:22.323 --> 01:18:25.575 My death was... greatly exaggerated. 01:18:25.743 --> 01:18:28.495 So, you're the punk I've heard about. 01:18:42.051 --> 01:18:45.470 I'm sorry. I did the best I could. 01:18:47.306 --> 01:18:48.973 I'm so proud of you. 01:18:52.770 --> 01:18:54.270 Minion? 01:18:55.064 --> 01:18:56.940 Surprise! 01:18:58.150 --> 01:18:59.984 He's the real hero. 01:19:06.826 --> 01:19:08.201 Megamind. 01:19:09.912 --> 01:19:11.496 Going somewhere? 01:19:11.956 --> 01:19:13.540 Besides jail? 01:19:21.132 --> 01:19:22.549 No, not in the face, man. Please. 01:19:22.716 --> 01:19:26.177 If you know what's good for you, Tighten, you'll stay out of Metrocity! 01:19:26.345 --> 01:19:27.762 - You got it! - For good! 01:20:02.882 --> 01:20:04.883 Pretty sneaky, sis. 01:20:05.050 --> 01:20:08.219 But there's only one person I know who calls this town "Metrocity." 01:20:10.055 --> 01:20:11.389 You. 01:20:14.810 --> 01:20:16.811 Bet you think it's really funny? 01:20:18.063 --> 01:20:20.273 Let's all laugh at the really cool guy? 01:20:23.861 --> 01:20:25.236 Well, you're not gonna be laughing for long. 01:20:25.946 --> 01:20:27.405 The invisible car. 01:20:27.573 --> 01:20:29.574 Hey! Remember that night that I dumped you? 01:20:31.285 --> 01:20:33.119 You're bringing this up now? 01:20:33.287 --> 01:20:34.496 Well, I did look back! 01:20:36.248 --> 01:20:38.833 You did? You did? 01:20:39.001 --> 01:20:42.504 Yes! And you should look back right now! 01:20:43.839 --> 01:20:45.423 Oh, I get it! 01:20:53.307 --> 01:20:55.850 This is the last time you make a fool out of me! 01:20:56.519 --> 01:20:58.269 I made you a hero. 01:20:58.437 --> 01:21:02.524 You did the fool thing all by yourself. 01:21:08.906 --> 01:21:10.281 You're so pathetic. 01:21:10.449 --> 01:21:14.077 No matter what side you're on, you're always the loser. 01:21:14.620 --> 01:21:16.371 There's a benefit to losing. 01:21:16.539 --> 01:21:18.790 You get to learn from your mistakes. 01:21:23.837 --> 01:21:25.713 Oh, you've got to be kidding me! 01:21:25.881 --> 01:21:28.132 Minion, if I live, I will kill you. 01:21:38.769 --> 01:21:40.436 Enjoy your flight! 01:21:42.606 --> 01:21:44.107 Megamind! 01:21:51.657 --> 01:21:53.950 So this is how it ends. 01:21:55.119 --> 01:21:58.246 Normally, I'd chalk this up to my last glorious failure. 01:21:59.999 --> 01:22:01.332 But not today. 01:22:02.459 --> 01:22:05.420 What can I say? Old habits die hard. 01:22:12.469 --> 01:22:14.053 Say bye-bye, Roxie. 01:22:19.435 --> 01:22:20.768 Ollo. 01:22:29.445 --> 01:22:33.114 The thing about bad guys, they always lose! 01:22:37.369 --> 01:22:40.163 - You did it. You won. - Well... 01:22:40.748 --> 01:22:44.751 I finally had a reason to win. You. 01:22:53.761 --> 01:22:55.011 Minion! 01:22:55.387 --> 01:22:59.265 Can't see. It's cold and... warm, and dark and light. 01:22:59.433 --> 01:23:01.476 It's me, Minion. I'm right here. 01:23:01.644 --> 01:23:04.729 We've had a lot of adventures together, you and I. 01:23:04.897 --> 01:23:06.481 We have, Minion. 01:23:08.734 --> 01:23:13.279 I mean... most of them ended in horrible failure, 01:23:13.447 --> 01:23:17.992 but we won today. Didn't we, sir? 01:23:18.160 --> 01:23:21.829 Yes, Minion, we did it. Thanks to you. 01:23:21.997 --> 01:23:26.250 Code: We're The Good Guys Now. 01:23:26.418 --> 01:23:29.212 Code: I Guess We Are. 01:23:30.506 --> 01:23:33.424 Oh, oh, oh, I'm going! I think this, this is it! 01:23:33.592 --> 01:23:36.594 I'm going... going far... 01:23:46.814 --> 01:23:48.439 What a drama queen. 01:23:48.982 --> 01:23:52.527 You know, I'm feeling much better now. I guess I just needed a swim. 01:23:52.695 --> 01:23:54.278 He had you, didn't he? 01:23:54.446 --> 01:23:56.531 Classic Minion. Don't give me that face. 01:23:56.699 --> 01:23:58.282 He reels you in with that little face. 01:23:58.450 --> 01:24:00.284 - Look at that face. - We did it! 01:24:00.452 --> 01:24:02.078 We did it! 01:24:02.246 --> 01:24:03.955 - Fist pump! - You did it! 01:24:04.123 --> 01:24:05.707 We won, we won, we won! 01:24:08.293 --> 01:24:09.711 Get back, you savages! 01:24:09.878 --> 01:24:14.048 Sorry! Sorry. He's just not used to positive feedback. 01:24:17.636 --> 01:24:21.139 Funny, I guess destiny is not the path given to us... 01:24:24.268 --> 01:24:27.061 ...but the path we choose for ourselves. 01:24:35.154 --> 01:24:37.572 All right, put your hands in the air. 01:24:40.993 --> 01:24:42.326 Now hand over your wallets. 01:24:44.204 --> 01:24:46.247 I'm just kidding! 01:24:46.415 --> 01:24:47.498 Just kidding! 01:24:47.666 --> 01:24:51.878 I have to admit, being good has its perks. 01:24:53.130 --> 01:24:55.840 You know, you look pretty good in white. 01:24:56.008 --> 01:24:58.217 Megamind, if you plea... 01:25:03.766 --> 01:25:05.558 Hey. My kid can't see. 01:25:06.185 --> 01:25:07.602 Sorry, my friend. 01:25:08.353 --> 01:25:11.564 Way to go, little buddy. I knew he had it in him. 01:25:11.732 --> 01:25:13.691 Ladies and gentlemen, 01:25:13.859 --> 01:25:17.945 Megamind, defender of Metro City! 01:25:19.782 --> 01:25:22.992 You know, I like the sound of that. 01:25:23.452 --> 01:25:24.452 Hit it! 01:25:34.129 --> 01:25:37.590 Megamind! Megamind! Megamind! Megamind! 01:25:43.764 --> 01:25:47.517 I'm bad! I'm bad! That's right. Yeah! 01:28:34.059 --> 01:28:37.144 Sir, you really need to empty your pockets more often. 01:28:37.771 --> 01:28:40.564 This has been the worst day of my entire life. 01:28:41.233 --> 01:28:42.233 No worries.