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WEBVTT - https://subtitletools.com 00:01:07.045 --> 00:01:08.081 Are you kidding me? 00:01:12.605 --> 00:01:14.358 Oh, Josh! Sorry I'm late. 00:01:14.605 --> 00:01:15.880 That's all right. 00:01:16.045 --> 00:01:17.718 Office holiday breakfast. 00:01:18.005 --> 00:01:19.439 You guys have parties at 10:30 in the morning? 00:01:19.605 --> 00:01:20.834 Less liability. 00:01:21.005 --> 00:01:22.405 Apparently, people don't get drunk before noon. 00:01:22.485 --> 00:01:24.681 - Mmm. - It's boring as shit. 00:01:24.805 --> 00:01:26.717 But the partners want us there, so... 00:01:26.845 --> 00:01:28.040 Sure. 00:01:28.045 --> 00:01:31.195 Anyways, after a year of negotiation, your divorce is finalised. 00:01:31.645 --> 00:01:33.398 These are the terms we agreed to. 00:01:33.645 --> 00:01:37.038 The alimony, the house. Sorry. 00:01:37.085 --> 00:01:39.042 Don't worry about it. It's only money. 00:01:39.085 --> 00:01:43.244 It is only all of the money. 00:01:44.005 --> 00:01:45.997 But it's the season for giving, right? 00:01:46.045 --> 00:01:47.604 I know how you feel. 00:01:47.805 --> 00:01:49.797 Oh, yeah? I didn't know you were divorced. 00:01:50.005 --> 00:01:51.678 Oh, God, no. That'd be crushing. 00:01:51.925 --> 00:01:53.041 - Hmm. - But I get it. 00:01:53.245 --> 00:01:55.043 On one level, it must seem like, uh, 00:01:55.165 --> 00:01:57.077 "I'm signing away a huge chunk of my life 00:01:57.205 --> 00:01:58.878 "that I'm never getting back." 00:01:59.005 --> 00:02:00.041 Mmm-hmm. 00:02:01.045 --> 00:02:02.638 That's it? No other level? 00:02:03.045 --> 00:02:05.002 - No, that's it. Uh, initials. - Oh. 00:02:06.085 --> 00:02:08.042 Hey. There are good things ahead for you, okay? 00:02:08.245 --> 00:02:09.599 - Yeah. Oh. - Come here. 00:02:09.925 --> 00:02:11.837 - Thank you. Thanks, buddy. - Merry Christmas. 00:02:12.045 --> 00:02:14.037 - Hey, what's this? - My final bill's in there. 00:02:14.205 --> 00:02:16.037 - Is it? - Oh, also my holiday card. 00:02:16.245 --> 00:02:17.838 The wife had me and the kids dress up 00:02:17.925 --> 00:02:19.803 Iike members of One Direction. Pretty fun. 00:02:22.045 --> 00:02:24.037 Mmm. Dynamite. 00:02:39.045 --> 00:02:43.039 Yes, Mum, it is all done. I am divorced. 00:02:45.045 --> 00:02:46.604 Well, you should tell Dad 00:02:46.685 --> 00:02:49.075 that she is not coming over for Christmas. 00:02:50.405 --> 00:02:53.045 Why? Because we're divorced, Mum! 00:02:53.085 --> 00:02:55.156 Well... Oh, Mum, don't worry about that. 00:02:55.245 --> 00:02:56.440 I'm still gonna be fun. 00:02:56.885 --> 00:02:59.684 I'm still gonna be fun Uncle Josh, you know? 00:03:00.245 --> 00:03:02.237 Well, without doing that. 00:03:02.365 --> 00:03:04.880 No, you can leave the Santa suit in the attic. 00:03:05.925 --> 00:03:07.279 Why? Because I'm an adult 00:03:07.485 --> 00:03:09.636 and dressing up as Santa Claus would be embarrassing. 00:03:11.045 --> 00:03:14.277 Hi. Unless, you know, you're doing it for charity. 00:03:14.845 --> 00:03:16.404 Then it's... Then it's, um... 00:03:16.485 --> 00:03:17.635 Sorry. 00:03:17.725 --> 00:03:19.205 Tell Dad that I love... Oh! 00:03:19.285 --> 00:03:20.685 That's lucky. 00:03:20.805 --> 00:03:22.842 Just put me down for five bucks, okay? 00:03:23.045 --> 00:03:24.035 Hanging up, Mum. 00:03:42.045 --> 00:03:43.445 Hey, Carla, good morning. 00:03:43.605 --> 00:03:45.039 You see something over there? What do you got? 00:03:45.365 --> 00:03:46.401 I think that Starbucks 00:03:46.485 --> 00:03:47.999 - attracts a bad element, Josh. - Oh, yeah. 00:03:48.045 --> 00:03:49.604 Listen. Give me the green light... 00:03:49.685 --> 00:03:50.801 - Mmm-hmm. - ...and I'll shut it down. 00:03:50.885 --> 00:03:52.922 Oh, I love that initiative. It's awesome. 00:03:53.045 --> 00:03:54.798 Could you sign me in real quick, please? 00:03:55.005 --> 00:03:58.164 I wish I could, but they got us sending you through these machines now. 00:03:58.365 --> 00:04:00.834 Gonna replace my ass, matter of time. 00:04:00.925 --> 00:04:02.041 That's never gonna happen. 00:04:02.045 --> 00:04:03.274 These machines don't have your smile, Carla. 00:04:03.725 --> 00:04:05.398 Make that money! 00:04:08.885 --> 00:04:10.604 Josh, we have a situation. 00:04:10.805 --> 00:04:13.036 Mary! How do you always just appear? 00:04:13.045 --> 00:04:14.161 You're like a human pop-up ad. 00:04:14.365 --> 00:04:17.005 Did you read my latest memo on appropriate work dress? 00:04:17.045 --> 00:04:18.798 Uh, almost done. Don't ruin the end. 00:04:19.045 --> 00:04:21.162 Well, some people didn't. And those people are Meghan. 00:04:21.805 --> 00:04:23.683 Nobody listens to H.R. 00:04:23.845 --> 00:04:25.040 Hey, Meghan? 00:04:25.245 --> 00:04:27.043 I thought that I have been clear about 00:04:27.245 --> 00:04:30.238 the number of buttons that can be unbuttoned on a shirt. 00:04:30.445 --> 00:04:33.040 - You were serious about that? - It's winter. Can we 00:04:33.165 --> 00:04:35.441 put Dancer and Prancer back in their stable? 00:04:35.685 --> 00:04:37.165 Are you body-shaming her right now? 00:04:37.365 --> 00:04:39.163 Some people here 00:04:39.605 --> 00:04:42.720 might find your outfit offensive. 00:04:42.845 --> 00:04:45.041 Well, some people might find your outfit offensive. 00:04:45.045 --> 00:04:46.445 And really confusing. 00:04:46.605 --> 00:04:47.675 Oh, I thought it was clear. 00:04:47.805 --> 00:04:50.240 This is a multi-denominational holiday sweater. 00:04:50.445 --> 00:04:51.879 It has Christmas, 00:04:52.045 --> 00:04:54.002 Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, 00:04:54.245 --> 00:04:55.804 the Buddhist day of enlightenment, 00:04:55.885 --> 00:04:58.605 and Boxing Day on it. Everyone's included! 00:04:58.885 --> 00:05:00.205 Is everyone included? 00:05:00.285 --> 00:05:02.845 What about, um, what about something for the Satanists? 00:05:03.045 --> 00:05:06.038 Jeremy, come on. I... I admire the stand that you're taking, 00:05:06.165 --> 00:05:09.001 but let's schedule the protest rally for after the workday, shall we? 00:05:09.045 --> 00:05:10.479 And, Mary, let's let it slide. 00:05:10.645 --> 00:05:11.920 Thank you. 00:05:12.045 --> 00:05:13.274 Good morning, everybody. 00:05:14.045 --> 00:05:16.162 You can't silence us all. 00:05:16.885 --> 00:05:19.036 I know why you took a medical leave. 00:05:20.045 --> 00:05:22.361 It's hard for me to bring her out in public because she's so beautiful. 00:05:22.445 --> 00:05:23.674 Hey, guys. 00:05:23.885 --> 00:05:27.037 People put models on this crazy pedestal, but 00:05:27.045 --> 00:05:29.435 I think that's why, you know, Becca fell for me, 00:05:29.605 --> 00:05:32.040 because I just treat her Iike a normal person. 00:05:32.165 --> 00:05:34.157 Good for you, man. Hey, so, um, are you gonna be 00:05:34.365 --> 00:05:36.880 inviting your fake girlfriend to the holiday party later? 00:05:37.045 --> 00:05:38.081 I mean, I just want to make sure you have time 00:05:38.205 --> 00:05:39.434 to inflate her. 00:05:39.605 --> 00:05:40.675 Okay, Becca's real. 00:05:40.805 --> 00:05:42.876 And we're not gonna mix business with pleasure. 00:05:43.005 --> 00:05:44.598 Sounds like he didn't invite her, dude. 00:05:44.685 --> 00:05:45.880 Oh, my God, did you not... 00:05:46.045 --> 00:05:48.435 Oh, no! I mean, I hope she's not imaginary pissed. 00:05:48.685 --> 00:05:50.039 You won't get any more imaginary blow jobs. 00:05:50.165 --> 00:05:51.360 Right? 00:05:51.485 --> 00:05:52.714 Tim. Drew. 00:05:53.045 --> 00:05:54.399 Hey, it's a couple days before Christmas. 00:05:54.485 --> 00:05:56.363 Let's just try to keep it positive till then, okay? 00:05:56.805 --> 00:05:58.080 - We're totally positive. - No, we're all about... 00:05:58.205 --> 00:06:00.037 Totally positive that he is full of shit. 00:06:00.045 --> 00:06:01.240 Hey... 00:06:01.925 --> 00:06:03.484 You bring it on yourself, Nate. 00:06:03.725 --> 00:06:04.795 You know, I do have a girlfriend. 00:06:04.885 --> 00:06:05.921 I know. 00:06:06.045 --> 00:06:08.037 She's a human woman, and we've done it. 00:06:08.045 --> 00:06:09.479 Maybe just don't talk about her so much at work. 00:06:09.645 --> 00:06:10.999 It's just gonna make those guys jealous. 00:06:11.045 --> 00:06:14.039 You know, not only are you their boss, but you also have a hot girlfriend. 00:06:14.045 --> 00:06:15.081 You know? 00:06:15.885 --> 00:06:19.242 - It's too much. I hate you. - Yeah. 00:06:19.365 --> 00:06:21.038 - Have a good day. - You, too! 00:06:21.445 --> 00:06:24.274 Can you believe corporate raised the price in the vending machine again? 00:06:24.405 --> 00:06:25.634 $2 for ginger ale? 00:06:26.045 --> 00:06:28.037 They're trying to crush us like ants! 00:06:28.485 --> 00:06:31.284 No, there's a lot of bad energy in this office. 00:06:55.285 --> 00:06:57.038 Yo, Josh, what the fuck? 00:06:57.045 --> 00:06:58.445 What the fuck, Tracey? 00:06:58.605 --> 00:07:01.040 You changed the security code without telling me? 00:07:01.045 --> 00:07:03.685 Yeah, I'm working on sensitive shit, and I don't want prying eyes. 00:07:03.885 --> 00:07:05.683 I'm prying eyes? I'm your supervisor. 00:07:06.045 --> 00:07:08.435 Chief technical officer, Iead systems engineer. 00:07:08.685 --> 00:07:11.877 Yeah, well, I'm the only one who knows how to hack the security panel, so 00:07:12.045 --> 00:07:13.877 suck my dick. 00:07:14.005 --> 00:07:15.041 Nice. Okay. 00:07:15.045 --> 00:07:16.035 What are you working on? 00:07:16.165 --> 00:07:18.043 Oh, it's too complicated to explain. 00:07:18.205 --> 00:07:20.720 What is that, subroutine for duplex compression? 00:07:21.045 --> 00:07:23.037 Don't tell me that's what I think it is. 00:07:23.205 --> 00:07:24.685 This is the future of Zenotek. 00:07:24.805 --> 00:07:26.285 Hey, we should pitch this to Data City! 00:07:26.485 --> 00:07:27.839 That's a theory. 00:07:27.925 --> 00:07:30.042 You want to peg the company to a theory? 00:07:30.365 --> 00:07:32.357 Man, you used to get excited by big ideas. 00:07:32.605 --> 00:07:35.040 Now you just bunt, and ask for the same thing over and over. 00:07:35.045 --> 00:07:36.195 I swing for the fences. 00:07:36.285 --> 00:07:38.675 And I'm going to change the fucking game. 00:07:38.885 --> 00:07:40.842 Okay. I need the specs for the Data City pitch, please. 00:07:41.445 --> 00:07:43.164 Already done. Here. 00:07:43.405 --> 00:07:44.839 Great. That was fast. 00:07:45.885 --> 00:07:47.239 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 00:07:47.445 --> 00:07:49.038 - Hey, are you okay? - Yeah. 00:07:49.045 --> 00:07:51.645 Really? Because you seem a little off today. You seem a little weird. 00:07:51.725 --> 00:07:52.875 - Well... - Oh, my gosh! 00:07:53.005 --> 00:07:55.042 Today is the day, right? Hey! 00:07:55.285 --> 00:07:57.004 Congratulations, you're free! 00:07:57.045 --> 00:07:59.162 You gonna get a back tattoo and some skinny jeans? 00:07:59.365 --> 00:08:01.004 Funds are a little tight, but... 00:08:01.045 --> 00:08:02.035 It feels good to be free. 00:08:02.165 --> 00:08:03.360 Yeah. 00:08:03.445 --> 00:08:05.038 All right. Thank you for this. 00:08:06.005 --> 00:08:07.405 - Hey, J. - Yeah? 00:08:08.485 --> 00:08:10.477 I got you for Secret Santa again. 00:08:11.045 --> 00:08:13.037 I know. I got you, too. 00:08:19.005 --> 00:08:22.282 Oh, sweetie, that is so great! Mummy's so proud of you. 00:08:22.725 --> 00:08:24.044 Hey, could you put your daddy back 00:08:24.045 --> 00:08:25.035 on the phone for a second? 00:08:25.205 --> 00:08:27.720 - Hey, Allison. Is he ready? - You fucking motherfucker! 00:08:27.925 --> 00:08:29.644 If I hear you let your stripper girlfriend 00:08:29.845 --> 00:08:31.837 put my children on her motorcycle one more time 00:08:32.045 --> 00:08:33.718 I will Gone Girl you so hard! 00:08:33.925 --> 00:08:35.882 - You can go in. - I'll just go in. Thank you. 00:08:36.685 --> 00:08:38.165 No, no, no. Don't try and sell this 00:08:38.245 --> 00:08:39.395 as some win-win situation. 00:08:39.645 --> 00:08:40.874 This is not my first rodeo, okay? 00:08:41.605 --> 00:08:43.005 - Is that Data City? - No. 00:08:43.045 --> 00:08:44.081 No. 00:08:44.205 --> 00:08:45.844 Rick, do you want this deal or not? 00:08:45.925 --> 00:08:47.041 Because if you want him, 00:08:47.045 --> 00:08:48.035 you're gonna have to pay for him. 00:08:48.045 --> 00:08:49.081 It's almost the playoffs, 00:08:49.205 --> 00:08:50.924 not the second week of the regular season. 00:08:51.805 --> 00:08:53.922 Perfect. It's the right choice. 00:08:54.805 --> 00:08:57.798 I am running a train on this league. 00:08:58.045 --> 00:08:59.035 I... I don't think that that means 00:08:59.045 --> 00:09:00.035 what you want it to mean. 00:09:00.605 --> 00:09:02.437 I'd love to talk to you about the Data City pitch, 00:09:02.605 --> 00:09:03.675 for later on this afternoon? 00:09:03.805 --> 00:09:05.637 Yes, but first I want your opinion on something. 00:09:05.725 --> 00:09:06.920 We've got kind of a crisis. 00:09:08.045 --> 00:09:10.037 This is what corporate wants us to give 00:09:10.085 --> 00:09:11.838 everyone for Christmas. Just this. 00:09:12.045 --> 00:09:13.604 Yeah, can't hand that out. 00:09:13.885 --> 00:09:15.604 And I'm already feeling kind of a 00:09:16.205 --> 00:09:17.685 "fuck you" vibe down there, 00:09:17.805 --> 00:09:19.034 definitely not Christmas spirit. 00:09:19.165 --> 00:09:20.599 I can't argue with you there. 00:09:20.805 --> 00:09:22.444 Good. I want to Secret Santa the shit 00:09:22.605 --> 00:09:24.039 out of the staff meeting. Come on. 00:09:25.685 --> 00:09:27.244 Can we work and walk? 00:09:28.045 --> 00:09:30.037 You're not cold without a big coat on? 00:09:30.045 --> 00:09:31.798 No, I gain fifteen pounds every winter 00:09:31.885 --> 00:09:33.035 so I don't have to wear one. 00:09:33.165 --> 00:09:35.600 - Huh. That's a healthy choice. - Not really. 00:09:35.805 --> 00:09:38.365 Hey, are you bringing anybody to this wine and cheese thing? 00:09:38.605 --> 00:09:40.005 Uh, no, I'll be there solo. 00:09:40.045 --> 00:09:42.799 Good. Smart. So you can focus on Tracey, right? 00:09:43.485 --> 00:09:46.000 Tracey and I work together. What are you talking about? 00:09:46.045 --> 00:09:48.276 I'm just saying. I can't be your work wife forever. 00:09:48.485 --> 00:09:49.999 Hey, how fast do you think you'd have to go 00:09:50.045 --> 00:09:51.638 - to make that jump? - Uh... 00:09:51.845 --> 00:09:53.040 - Boy, I don't know. In a car? - Yeah. 00:09:53.165 --> 00:09:55.043 I just never thought about that. 00:09:55.085 --> 00:09:57.077 You know, your mind's like a drunk baby. 00:09:57.205 --> 00:09:58.275 What do you think, 80 or 90? 00:09:58.405 --> 00:10:00.840 What would Vin do? Vin Diesel? Or Tyrese? 00:10:01.045 --> 00:10:03.844 They'd never make it, right? It's suicide. Unless 00:10:04.045 --> 00:10:05.604 you were going 120, you put a bunch of free weights 00:10:05.685 --> 00:10:07.039 in the trunk to even it out, you know, 00:10:07.205 --> 00:10:09.037 then you just catch air. Boosh! 00:10:09.045 --> 00:10:11.196 "Fuck you, gravity, and you, Dom Toretto!" 00:10:11.285 --> 00:10:12.401 Then... 00:10:13.045 --> 00:10:14.923 ...just a smooth landing, Iike a baby's buttocks. 00:10:15.045 --> 00:10:17.037 I'd love to pick this up indoors. 00:10:17.405 --> 00:10:18.839 You know, I've only ever seen the first film, 00:10:18.925 --> 00:10:20.041 so I don't know if I'm much help to you 00:10:20.045 --> 00:10:21.195 in this conversation. So... 00:10:21.405 --> 00:10:23.158 Are you serious? Why am I just hearing about this? 00:10:23.245 --> 00:10:24.395 We've worked together for eight years. 00:10:24.645 --> 00:10:27.080 They only get more fast! More furious! 00:10:27.485 --> 00:10:29.044 I love this place. 00:10:29.205 --> 00:10:32.277 So, what would people want? Would they like... Ooh! 00:10:32.645 --> 00:10:35.001 Is this UV? Is UV good or bad? I forget. 00:10:35.205 --> 00:10:37.197 Not good for the eyes, no. 00:10:37.285 --> 00:10:38.401 Does it do anything here? 00:10:38.485 --> 00:10:39.601 Probably. Is this for 00:10:39.685 --> 00:10:40.721 - teeth whitening? - No. 00:10:40.845 --> 00:10:42.837 Okay, what about this, right? 00:10:43.045 --> 00:10:44.161 Everybody gets stressed at work... 00:10:44.245 --> 00:10:45.395 ...around this time of year. 00:10:45.485 --> 00:10:46.601 Huh. 00:10:46.685 --> 00:10:49.154 That could get you a sexual harassment suit. 00:10:49.245 --> 00:10:50.281 What? Why? 00:10:50.405 --> 00:10:52.044 Not everyone likes dildos for Christmas. 00:10:52.085 --> 00:10:54.281 This isn't a dildo. It's a body massager. 00:10:54.485 --> 00:10:56.795 Yeah, well, it's a circumcised purple penis. 00:10:56.885 --> 00:10:58.160 It could be considered sexual. 00:10:58.285 --> 00:10:59.401 Why is it like that? 00:10:59.485 --> 00:11:01.477 Everything here could be considered sexual. 00:11:01.725 --> 00:11:03.478 Hey, what about this for Alan from legal? 00:11:03.885 --> 00:11:05.035 Well, Alan's bald. 00:11:05.405 --> 00:11:06.885 It's so hard to shop for the bald. 00:11:07.005 --> 00:11:08.075 Who are they? What do they want? 00:11:08.845 --> 00:11:09.915 Hair. 00:11:10.045 --> 00:11:12.037 You know, maybe we should just go get some gift cards. 00:11:12.165 --> 00:11:13.645 That's exactly what we should do! 00:11:13.845 --> 00:11:15.040 "Here's a gift card because I don't know you 00:11:15.045 --> 00:11:17.196 "and I don't care and I won't get in trouble for it." 00:11:17.405 --> 00:11:18.600 You know, when my dad ran this company, 00:11:18.685 --> 00:11:20.404 Christmas was actually a big deal. 00:11:20.645 --> 00:11:21.874 At the Christmas party every year, 00:11:22.005 --> 00:11:23.041 he would dress up like Santa Claus, 00:11:23.045 --> 00:11:24.843 get everybody fucked up. 00:11:25.045 --> 00:11:26.035 Yeah, you could back then. 00:11:26.045 --> 00:11:27.877 He would throw gifts into the crowd. 00:11:28.045 --> 00:11:31.038 Derek Peterson shattered his femur for a rotisserie set. 00:11:31.045 --> 00:11:33.037 And that was before Boston Chicken was, like, a thing. 00:11:33.485 --> 00:11:35.477 - I've heard those stories. - He took care of them. 00:11:35.845 --> 00:11:38.485 That's what I want for my people. You know? 00:11:38.845 --> 00:11:40.279 And I want that drone. 00:11:41.485 --> 00:11:43.078 Clay, let me ask you a question. 00:11:43.285 --> 00:11:47.723 You think that my management style is... Is too careful? 00:11:48.045 --> 00:11:50.196 Uh, do you think that I bunt 00:11:50.285 --> 00:11:52.038 instead of swing for the fences? 00:11:52.205 --> 00:11:54.197 I want to be completely honest with you, Josh. 00:11:54.405 --> 00:11:56.636 I wasn't paying attention, so I didn't hear your question. 00:11:56.845 --> 00:11:58.484 - I can repeat it. - I'd rather you didn't. 00:11:58.725 --> 00:12:01.001 Because I can tell by your face that it's serious. 00:12:01.045 --> 00:12:02.718 And I want to tell you seriously, 00:12:02.925 --> 00:12:05.042 it's almost Christmas. Relax. 00:12:05.205 --> 00:12:06.844 - You want some of this? - I think so. 00:12:07.045 --> 00:12:08.274 - I don't think you do. - You sure? 00:12:08.405 --> 00:12:09.475 I think you better get moving. 00:12:09.645 --> 00:12:10.840 Uh-oh. Here he goes! 00:12:10.925 --> 00:12:12.279 Huh? 00:12:12.405 --> 00:12:14.476 Eat that! Eat it, Clay! 00:12:14.645 --> 00:12:16.284 Careful, careful, careful! 00:12:19.205 --> 00:12:21.003 We're good. 00:12:21.405 --> 00:12:22.600 Oh, no! 00:12:25.805 --> 00:12:26.921 Oh... 00:12:38.725 --> 00:12:40.796 Hey! 00:13:01.805 --> 00:13:05.162 Ooh, somebody is getting fired. 00:13:08.005 --> 00:13:10.236 Hey, uh, Allison? Right? 00:13:10.685 --> 00:13:12.005 - Yeah. - I'm Fred. 00:13:12.045 --> 00:13:13.035 I just joined accounting. 00:13:13.605 --> 00:13:14.675 Hi. 00:13:14.805 --> 00:13:17.604 Um, so, I saw that photo on your desk. 00:13:17.685 --> 00:13:18.801 Are those your kids? 00:13:18.885 --> 00:13:21.002 - Yep. They're two and four. - Oh. 00:13:21.045 --> 00:13:22.798 I'm a single mum. Ugh. 00:13:23.165 --> 00:13:24.235 That's great. 00:13:24.365 --> 00:13:26.675 - I was raised by a single mum. - Really? 00:13:26.885 --> 00:13:28.239 Yeah. If you ask me, Tupac was right. 00:13:28.445 --> 00:13:29.674 "Ain't a woman alive 00:13:29.805 --> 00:13:31.444 "that could take my mama's place." 00:13:33.445 --> 00:13:34.879 I don't know that song. 00:13:35.445 --> 00:13:36.640 Oh, shit. 00:13:37.245 --> 00:13:38.440 Allison. 00:13:38.805 --> 00:13:41.365 - Where's Clay? - He's unreachable. 00:13:41.685 --> 00:13:44.075 He's participating in a conference... Summit... 00:13:44.485 --> 00:13:46.044 Elon Musk, uh, 00:13:46.365 --> 00:13:48.925 tech participation... Relay. 00:13:49.085 --> 00:13:50.485 Let's try that again. 00:13:50.725 --> 00:13:52.045 Allison, where's Clay? 00:13:52.165 --> 00:13:54.043 - He's Christmas shopping. - Okay. 00:13:54.445 --> 00:13:55.925 I would like all department heads 00:13:56.045 --> 00:13:57.923 in the conference room in five minutes. 00:13:58.685 --> 00:13:59.721 Tell him to stop looking at me. 00:13:59.845 --> 00:14:00.881 Look away. 00:14:03.165 --> 00:14:05.043 Ooh. No, he's cute. Oh. 00:14:05.405 --> 00:14:06.475 Actually... 00:14:06.645 --> 00:14:08.796 It's like the calling never stops. 00:14:09.005 --> 00:14:10.598 I know. It's so annoying. 00:14:15.005 --> 00:14:18.077 Ugh! You have got to be shitting me. 00:14:19.725 --> 00:14:21.205 So the bartender says, 00:14:21.285 --> 00:14:22.924 "We don't see many gorillas." And the gorilla says, 00:14:23.045 --> 00:14:25.480 "Well, at $12 for a martini I can see why not." 00:14:25.725 --> 00:14:27.044 You know a lot of gorilla jokes. 00:14:27.045 --> 00:14:29.196 - Yeah. - Excuse me. 00:14:29.485 --> 00:14:32.080 What's going on? Something's off. 00:14:32.485 --> 00:14:34.044 Yeah, everyone's working. 00:14:34.885 --> 00:14:36.239 Oh, shitster. 00:14:36.685 --> 00:14:38.039 It's my sister. 00:14:38.645 --> 00:14:41.035 There she is! My sister from another mister! 00:14:41.085 --> 00:14:42.405 I'm kidding, our mother 00:14:42.485 --> 00:14:43.601 didn't start having affairs until the mid-90s. 00:14:43.805 --> 00:14:44.841 What are you doing here? 00:14:45.045 --> 00:14:47.844 Well, we were just going over your fourth quarter earnings. 00:14:48.045 --> 00:14:49.445 And I wondered if I was missing something. 00:14:49.605 --> 00:14:50.834 Probably. 00:14:51.085 --> 00:14:52.997 Clay, why don't you have a seat? 00:14:53.725 --> 00:14:57.275 Uh, no. It's my branch, so I prefer to stand. 00:14:57.925 --> 00:14:58.995 Fine. 00:14:59.085 --> 00:15:02.044 Allison, would you please remove Clay's chair? 00:15:02.085 --> 00:15:04.645 - Uh, sure. - Thank you. 00:15:05.045 --> 00:15:06.035 Sorry. 00:15:06.845 --> 00:15:08.040 Thank you, Allison. 00:15:10.285 --> 00:15:12.038 So we were all a little bit disappointed 00:15:12.165 --> 00:15:14.282 not to hit 7% growth in this last quarter. 00:15:14.485 --> 00:15:17.478 But 6.5% is right on industry standard for the fall. 00:15:18.045 --> 00:15:20.037 Mmm-mmm. You need to hit 12%. 00:15:20.485 --> 00:15:22.397 - Twelve? - Twelve is the new seven. 00:15:22.645 --> 00:15:23.715 - What? - Since when? 00:15:23.845 --> 00:15:25.165 Since Dad died 00:15:25.245 --> 00:15:26.918 and the board made me CEO. 00:15:27.045 --> 00:15:29.037 Oh. You mean interim CEO. 00:15:29.245 --> 00:15:33.239 Shut up. Listen, essentially, this branch is failing. 00:15:33.485 --> 00:15:35.044 6.5% is not failing. 00:15:35.085 --> 00:15:36.201 Yes, it is. 00:15:36.285 --> 00:15:37.401 We're doing better than Orlando. 00:15:37.485 --> 00:15:40.044 I mean, half those jack-offs had mono last year, right? 00:15:41.165 --> 00:15:44.044 Well, I closed the Orlando branch. This morning. 00:15:45.205 --> 00:15:46.275 What? 00:15:49.205 --> 00:15:50.400 I am sorry. 00:15:50.845 --> 00:15:53.838 Damn it. I hate tension, and I... 00:15:54.285 --> 00:15:55.401 I farted. 00:15:55.645 --> 00:15:56.681 - Wow. - You are not 00:15:56.805 --> 00:15:58.034 selling enough servers. 00:15:58.645 --> 00:16:02.036 You have no new ideas and there is no new revenue. 00:16:02.485 --> 00:16:04.283 - I have something new. - Really? 00:16:04.485 --> 00:16:06.044 - No, you don't. - Yeah, I do. 00:16:06.245 --> 00:16:07.804 - It's not ready. - It is ready. 00:16:08.005 --> 00:16:09.598 - It's not ready. - It is ready. 00:16:09.805 --> 00:16:11.034 - Uh, we can hear you. - Yeah, sorry. 00:16:11.045 --> 00:16:13.037 We can. It's a completely silent room. 00:16:13.245 --> 00:16:14.440 Go ahead. 00:16:15.805 --> 00:16:17.876 What's the most annoying thing about the Internet? 00:16:18.365 --> 00:16:21.005 - Pictures of people's kids. - Linkedln invites. 00:16:21.045 --> 00:16:23.196 My girlfriend's always on it. I have a girlfriend. 00:16:23.405 --> 00:16:26.045 The lack of Asian male representation in porn. 00:16:26.085 --> 00:16:28.202 Grumpy Cat. It's like... It's Garfield. 00:16:28.405 --> 00:16:30.476 Oh, you know that orange with the human dick? 00:16:30.725 --> 00:16:32.044 Oh, my God, what is this, Shark Tank? 00:16:32.045 --> 00:16:33.365 Can you just get to the point, please? 00:16:34.005 --> 00:16:36.474 - It's getting on the Internet. - Mmm. 00:16:38.045 --> 00:16:39.684 So we can already connect to the Internet 00:16:39.885 --> 00:16:41.035 through standard electrical lines 00:16:41.045 --> 00:16:42.923 and obviously we can do it through the air. 00:16:43.285 --> 00:16:46.084 But what if we could combine those technologies? 00:16:46.445 --> 00:16:48.164 With Zenotek AnywAir, 00:16:48.405 --> 00:16:49.475 you can pull the Internet wirelessly 00:16:49.645 --> 00:16:51.921 from anything that's connected to a power grid. 00:16:52.645 --> 00:16:55.399 Your appliances. Street lights. A light bulb. 00:16:55.845 --> 00:16:59.043 You're never out of range, and you're never low on signal. 00:16:59.245 --> 00:17:00.884 It's AnywAir. 00:17:02.045 --> 00:17:03.445 We're in the future. 00:17:04.045 --> 00:17:05.684 And you can deliver that? 00:17:05.885 --> 00:17:08.275 I'm still figuring out some coding issues, but yes. 00:17:09.085 --> 00:17:11.042 Well, how long have you been figuring? 00:17:11.205 --> 00:17:13.037 - Four years. - Four years? 00:17:13.405 --> 00:17:15.476 All right, well, that doesn't sound very real to me. 00:17:15.725 --> 00:17:17.796 Well, if it was real, I wouldn't have to invent it. 00:17:17.885 --> 00:17:19.205 I'm sorry, 00:17:19.285 --> 00:17:21.197 - what's your name again? - Tracey Hughes. 00:17:21.285 --> 00:17:22.401 And if you forget again, 00:17:22.485 --> 00:17:24.283 it's on all of the recent patents for Zenotek. 00:17:25.085 --> 00:17:26.155 Mmm-hmm. 00:17:26.245 --> 00:17:27.474 You know what? I'm gonna sit. 00:17:27.725 --> 00:17:30.399 Not because you told me to, but because I 00:17:31.045 --> 00:17:32.195 prefer it. 00:17:33.205 --> 00:17:34.275 So... 00:17:35.805 --> 00:17:36.841 Mmm-hmm. 00:17:38.045 --> 00:17:40.844 - Is there anything else? - Actually, yes. 00:17:41.045 --> 00:17:45.085 This is a sample cheeseboard for our holiday mixer tonight. 00:17:45.485 --> 00:17:47.078 I know it's a little heavy on the Gouda... 00:17:47.205 --> 00:17:48.719 That was the MVP last year. 00:17:48.925 --> 00:17:51.042 Uh, I do have a feisty Cheddar on the bench. 00:17:51.085 --> 00:17:52.235 I think that pairs better with 00:17:52.365 --> 00:17:55.039 the mulled non-alcoholic wine myself, but what do I know? 00:17:55.085 --> 00:17:56.644 Wait, wait. I'm sorry. Excuse me. 00:17:56.725 --> 00:17:58.079 You're having a Christmas party tonight? 00:17:58.285 --> 00:17:59.639 Oh, it's not a Christmas party! 00:17:59.725 --> 00:18:02.285 It's a non-denominational holiday mixer. 00:18:02.645 --> 00:18:03.715 More inclusive. 00:18:04.005 --> 00:18:06.236 Well, whatever the fuck it is, it's not happening. 00:18:06.445 --> 00:18:08.437 Yeah, it's definitely... Well, it's not "happenin"' 00:18:08.685 --> 00:18:10.244 because it happens at 5:30 in the afternoon. 00:18:10.445 --> 00:18:11.595 It's just a small thing 00:18:11.685 --> 00:18:13.039 that's really important to all of us, but 00:18:13.245 --> 00:18:15.601 trust me, it's gonna suck. 00:18:15.685 --> 00:18:18.154 No, it's not gonna suck, because it's cancelled. 00:18:18.405 --> 00:18:19.600 What? 00:18:19.685 --> 00:18:21.597 All branch Christmas parties are cancelled. 00:18:21.685 --> 00:18:22.721 It's a waste of money! 00:18:22.925 --> 00:18:24.837 Come on. What are you guys not getting? 00:18:25.045 --> 00:18:26.923 All right, it's cancelled. 00:18:27.085 --> 00:18:28.201 It's not. 00:18:28.485 --> 00:18:30.477 Clay! I mean it. 00:18:30.725 --> 00:18:32.398 Me, too, Carol. Guys, 00:18:32.725 --> 00:18:33.841 the holiday mixer is cancelled. 00:18:33.925 --> 00:18:34.995 Yes. 00:18:35.485 --> 00:18:37.477 Hey! It's cancelled, Clay! 00:18:37.725 --> 00:18:39.044 The thing is not happening at all. 00:18:39.045 --> 00:18:40.081 I'm not messing with you. 00:18:40.205 --> 00:18:41.719 Hey! Stop doing that! 00:18:41.925 --> 00:18:44.076 Hey, idiot, I'm looking right at you. 00:18:44.645 --> 00:18:47.035 I saw that! You whispered to the farty cheese lady. 00:18:47.045 --> 00:18:48.081 Well... 00:18:48.485 --> 00:18:50.636 Don't make me pull rank, Clay. 00:18:51.045 --> 00:18:52.240 It is cancelled. 00:18:52.365 --> 00:18:53.845 Fine! 00:18:53.925 --> 00:18:56.201 Then this meeting is cancelled! Huh? 00:19:01.045 --> 00:19:02.798 Damn it! 00:19:04.165 --> 00:19:05.884 I was keeping it light in there. 00:19:06.005 --> 00:19:07.041 That was light, huh? 00:19:07.165 --> 00:19:09.043 You have to give her a break, Josh. She's hated parties 00:19:09.045 --> 00:19:11.037 ever since she started not getting invited to them. 00:19:11.245 --> 00:19:13.601 Please. That party's the least of your problems. 00:19:15.205 --> 00:19:16.275 Is that Dad? 00:19:16.485 --> 00:19:18.363 No, Carol, I just have some random guy's 00:19:18.445 --> 00:19:19.925 ashes in my office. 00:19:20.045 --> 00:19:21.035 Got it online. 00:19:21.165 --> 00:19:24.158 Yes. He wanted them here, with me, at his branch. 00:19:24.725 --> 00:19:26.796 I thought they were gonna divide him equally. 00:19:26.885 --> 00:19:28.001 It's not my fault that he always liked 00:19:28.045 --> 00:19:29.035 hanging out with me more. 00:19:29.045 --> 00:19:31.037 I don't care. I got this company. 00:19:31.285 --> 00:19:32.605 Moving on. 00:19:32.885 --> 00:19:34.877 We have a lot of big cuts to make. Okay? 00:19:35.005 --> 00:19:37.156 Obviously, bonuses are cancelled. 00:19:38.085 --> 00:19:40.042 You know, there's a lot of people that 00:19:40.045 --> 00:19:41.479 are relying on those bonuses. 00:19:41.725 --> 00:19:43.921 I suppose you're still getting your bonus, though. 00:19:44.045 --> 00:19:46.037 Secondly, I'm laying off 40% of your staff. 00:19:46.045 --> 00:19:47.479 Forty? 00:19:47.805 --> 00:19:51.037 Forty? We have 200 employees. That's like, 60... 00:19:51.645 --> 00:19:53.682 - Some... - That's 80. It's 80. 00:19:54.005 --> 00:19:55.678 Eighty. That's, like, 80 employees. 00:19:55.805 --> 00:19:56.875 Uh, you got to give us 00:19:57.005 --> 00:19:58.041 a little bit of time to turn this around. 00:19:58.045 --> 00:19:59.684 Fine, then you have until the end of the quarter. 00:20:00.005 --> 00:20:02.804 - That's two days. - Is it? Oh, well. 00:20:03.005 --> 00:20:04.155 This is unfair. 00:20:04.405 --> 00:20:05.600 You wanna talk unfair? 00:20:05.685 --> 00:20:07.722 How about Dad skipping my Harvard graduation 00:20:07.845 --> 00:20:09.040 to go with you to the X Games? 00:20:09.165 --> 00:20:10.679 And you weren't even competing. 00:20:10.805 --> 00:20:12.876 You just sponsored some guy's wakeboard. 00:20:13.045 --> 00:20:15.401 He got the bronze. Which is brown gold. 00:20:16.685 --> 00:20:18.802 All right, so I've made a list of my first round of layoffs. 00:20:18.885 --> 00:20:19.921 So you might wanna get a pen 00:20:20.045 --> 00:20:21.445 - and start writing these down. - No. Let me see that. 00:20:21.805 --> 00:20:23.034 - No. No. - Give me that. 00:20:23.165 --> 00:20:25.043 - No! - These are my employees! 00:20:25.365 --> 00:20:27.004 Guys, are we sure about this? 00:20:27.045 --> 00:20:28.365 Say you won't make budget cuts. 00:20:28.445 --> 00:20:29.481 I swear to God, Clay! 00:20:29.645 --> 00:20:30.681 Here comes the loogie express! 00:20:30.805 --> 00:20:31.841 - Don't you dare! - Say, "Everybody's 00:20:31.925 --> 00:20:33.917 - "gonna get a bonus," or else. - You motherfucker. 00:20:34.045 --> 00:20:36.844 Suck that back in. You suck that back in! You mother... 00:20:37.045 --> 00:20:39.037 Clay. 00:20:39.485 --> 00:20:41.044 Oh, my God! 00:20:41.165 --> 00:20:42.838 Why do you do this to yourself? 00:20:42.925 --> 00:20:44.598 You know I took nine years of Krav Maga. 00:20:44.845 --> 00:20:46.723 Carol, you know, he's turning blue. 00:20:46.925 --> 00:20:49.201 Yeah. Our family, you got to tap out. 00:20:49.645 --> 00:20:51.637 Tap out. Tap out. 00:20:52.405 --> 00:20:54.397 Okay. 00:20:55.285 --> 00:20:57.083 All right. You okay? 00:20:58.085 --> 00:21:01.157 Dad gave you a free pass your entire life, 00:21:01.245 --> 00:21:03.077 and you're not getting one from me. 00:21:03.485 --> 00:21:05.044 The only way you're gonna hit your targets this year 00:21:05.085 --> 00:21:07.395 is by cutting jobs. 00:21:07.485 --> 00:21:10.045 Hey, what if we landed 00:21:10.085 --> 00:21:11.644 the Data City account? 00:21:13.045 --> 00:21:15.401 - Data City? Walter Davis? - That's right. 00:21:15.645 --> 00:21:17.716 You do know that he's already met with HP, 00:21:17.845 --> 00:21:18.915 Cisco and Oracle. 00:21:19.045 --> 00:21:20.604 Yeah, but he hasn't heard our pitch. 00:21:20.685 --> 00:21:21.835 No. 00:21:22.005 --> 00:21:24.042 Josh and I have been drilling into it for weeks. 00:21:24.245 --> 00:21:26.043 Yeah. Months. Whole team. 00:21:26.165 --> 00:21:27.485 And we have a meeting 00:21:27.645 --> 00:21:29.045 - with him this afternoon. - Yeah. 00:21:30.365 --> 00:21:31.435 All right. 00:21:32.365 --> 00:21:34.357 Well, I'm on a flight to London tonight. 00:21:34.605 --> 00:21:37.803 So if by some miracle you guys can close Walter Davis 00:21:38.005 --> 00:21:40.042 and his $14 million contract 00:21:40.045 --> 00:21:42.037 by the time I land at Heathrow, 00:21:42.285 --> 00:21:43.719 the jobs are safe. 00:21:44.005 --> 00:21:45.041 Done! 00:21:45.165 --> 00:21:47.361 And you'll see, you're gonna look so stupid. 00:21:47.885 --> 00:21:50.036 Then we'll finally have something in common. 00:21:52.445 --> 00:21:54.676 Goddamn it! She's so mean! 00:21:55.285 --> 00:21:57.925 People are saying "cuts." What kind of cuts? 00:21:58.045 --> 00:21:59.638 Oh, nothing's official. 00:21:59.845 --> 00:22:00.881 Guys, I can barely afford my rent. 00:22:01.005 --> 00:22:02.075 I'm sleeping in a closet. 00:22:02.205 --> 00:22:03.241 Don't panic. 00:22:03.365 --> 00:22:04.401 You can't replace the new guy, right? 00:22:04.485 --> 00:22:06.044 You're probably gonna go with people that are older, 00:22:06.085 --> 00:22:07.201 - more expensive? - Don't overreact. 00:22:07.285 --> 00:22:10.198 I just bought that used Lexus, Josh. I can't give it back. 00:22:10.445 --> 00:22:11.879 I put rims on it, man! 00:22:12.045 --> 00:22:14.196 I have six parrots with very expensive medical issues. 00:22:14.285 --> 00:22:15.401 You know this. 00:22:15.485 --> 00:22:17.044 I'm gonna have to put one down. 00:22:17.045 --> 00:22:18.923 - Nobody is losing their jobs! - Yeah. 00:22:19.045 --> 00:22:21.640 That is a Josh and Clay Christmas promise. 00:22:21.925 --> 00:22:23.996 Your promises are dog shit! 00:22:25.045 --> 00:22:27.640 - Boy, they turned quick. - Yeah, they sure did. 00:22:30.445 --> 00:22:33.005 Jesus. Incest and rape? 00:22:33.365 --> 00:22:34.799 I mean, that is dark. 00:22:35.245 --> 00:22:37.043 That could be a different Clay. 00:22:37.685 --> 00:22:38.721 And Carol. 00:22:38.925 --> 00:22:40.120 We got to land this pitch. 00:22:41.485 --> 00:22:43.283 Okay, everybody knows what we're doing? 00:22:43.485 --> 00:22:45.716 Sure. We're just pitching to save our company. No biggie. 00:22:45.925 --> 00:22:47.439 And we're proving that my sister doesn't fuck me. 00:22:47.605 --> 00:22:49.278 - If anything, I fuck her! - All right. 00:22:49.485 --> 00:22:52.045 Yeah, listen, I get the spirit of that, but... 00:22:52.245 --> 00:22:54.237 We at Zenotek put the "client" 00:22:54.445 --> 00:22:58.041 in client-server model service distribution. 00:22:58.445 --> 00:23:00.243 And this is a leave-behind. 00:23:00.885 --> 00:23:02.399 And we have some new innovation 00:23:02.485 --> 00:23:05.398 that we can talk to you about later. Later. 00:23:05.725 --> 00:23:08.797 You got to... You got to go with us. 00:23:09.085 --> 00:23:10.485 Okay. 00:23:13.285 --> 00:23:15.038 Thank you for the pitch. 00:23:15.405 --> 00:23:18.477 Just give me a beat, and I'll Iet you know my decision. 00:23:19.085 --> 00:23:22.999 Okay. When you say "beat," you're talking about an hour 00:23:23.045 --> 00:23:24.365 or a day? A full day? 00:23:24.685 --> 00:23:26.677 Certainly before the holidays, I'd imagine, right? 00:23:27.045 --> 00:23:30.436 Listen, it's Christmas, so, I'll be honest. 00:23:31.045 --> 00:23:33.276 Your servers are good. 00:23:33.725 --> 00:23:36.399 Dell's servers are good. 00:23:37.005 --> 00:23:38.359 - So... - You're gonna go with us. 00:23:39.245 --> 00:23:41.043 - I'm gonna go with Dell. - Fuck! 00:23:41.045 --> 00:23:42.274 - Why? - Don't. 00:23:42.485 --> 00:23:43.714 I... I know your product. 00:23:43.845 --> 00:23:46.041 My problem is with your culture. 00:23:46.725 --> 00:23:48.398 Our culture is great. 00:23:48.805 --> 00:23:50.034 That's not what I hear. 00:23:50.045 --> 00:23:52.355 Word is you're closing branches and making layoffs. 00:23:52.605 --> 00:23:54.358 - That's not true. - No, that's barely true. 00:23:54.605 --> 00:23:56.085 A mixture of fabrication and rumour. 00:23:56.285 --> 00:23:58.845 Look, I get it. You got to make money. 00:23:59.045 --> 00:24:01.002 And every quarter you got to make more money. 00:24:01.085 --> 00:24:02.485 And if you got to fire some people 00:24:02.645 --> 00:24:04.637 and cut back on some benefits to make it happen, 00:24:04.845 --> 00:24:06.837 that's what business is now, right? 00:24:07.045 --> 00:24:09.082 And as long as the board has gotten its bonus 00:24:09.205 --> 00:24:11.481 and the stock is ticking up? Come on. 00:24:11.685 --> 00:24:12.801 Sir, that's not who we are. 00:24:12.885 --> 00:24:14.717 If you came to our offices, you would see that. 00:24:14.845 --> 00:24:16.040 You should come meet our people. 00:24:16.405 --> 00:24:17.600 Yeah, we're a family business. 00:24:17.685 --> 00:24:18.914 Everyone loves everyone. 00:24:19.045 --> 00:24:20.399 I mean, Clay and his sister, 00:24:20.485 --> 00:24:23.045 they're so close it's almost inappropriate. 00:24:24.045 --> 00:24:26.276 We would love the opportunity to prove you wrong. 00:24:26.725 --> 00:24:29.285 I'm sure you have wonderful cubicles and great carpeting, 00:24:29.485 --> 00:24:31.204 but I've done those tours before. 00:24:31.645 --> 00:24:33.044 I'm gonna pass. 00:24:33.045 --> 00:24:34.081 Um... 00:24:34.245 --> 00:24:35.281 Thank you so much. 00:24:35.405 --> 00:24:36.475 Oh, we got that. 00:24:36.645 --> 00:24:38.682 Oh, no, they've already put it on my room. 00:24:38.805 --> 00:24:40.000 And in addition to the breakfast 00:24:40.045 --> 00:24:42.355 my company won't pay for anymore. 00:24:43.005 --> 00:24:44.041 Good luck, guys. 00:24:45.845 --> 00:24:47.199 Great. That was uplifting. 00:24:47.365 --> 00:24:48.401 He's saying we suck. 00:24:48.485 --> 00:24:50.044 Our big closer was a thumb drive. 00:24:50.045 --> 00:24:51.035 Yeah, but we don't suck. 00:24:51.085 --> 00:24:52.280 We just need a way to show him that. 00:24:52.445 --> 00:24:53.481 How are we gonna do that? We're gonna 00:24:53.645 --> 00:24:55.398 invite him to our cancelled wine and cheese night? 00:24:55.645 --> 00:24:57.159 No, we should take him out for real. 00:24:57.365 --> 00:24:58.401 I mean, you heard him. His company 00:24:58.485 --> 00:24:59.885 won't even buy him breakfast. 00:25:00.045 --> 00:25:02.037 He's an old school guy who drinks scotch at lunch. 00:25:02.365 --> 00:25:04.596 We should take him out and show him a great time. 00:25:04.805 --> 00:25:05.921 So we'll hook him up with Don Draper, 00:25:06.045 --> 00:25:07.798 then go out and get a couple of steaks and an STD. 00:25:08.005 --> 00:25:09.997 No, no, no. You're both right. 00:25:10.045 --> 00:25:11.035 We show him a great time 00:25:11.045 --> 00:25:13.037 at our office Christmas party tonight. 00:25:13.085 --> 00:25:14.405 What? I didn't say that. 00:25:14.645 --> 00:25:16.045 - It's not the worst idea. - Right? 00:25:16.085 --> 00:25:17.201 Of course it is. We don't even have 00:25:17.285 --> 00:25:18.355 an office Christmas party. 00:25:18.445 --> 00:25:20.038 Carol said no to all discretionary spending. 00:25:20.205 --> 00:25:22.037 She wants to lay off 40%. You want to double that? 00:25:22.045 --> 00:25:23.638 My sister doesn't do anything at 40%. 00:25:23.845 --> 00:25:24.881 She's just cutting off our legs 00:25:25.005 --> 00:25:26.041 so we can't run away when she 00:25:26.045 --> 00:25:27.399 wants to fucking curb-stomp our face. 00:25:27.645 --> 00:25:29.284 This is the way we close Walter. 00:25:29.485 --> 00:25:31.397 We throw the best Christmas party he's ever been to. 00:25:31.645 --> 00:25:33.841 He loves it, he loves us, he sees we care about people, 00:25:33.925 --> 00:25:35.041 he falls in love with our culture, 00:25:35.045 --> 00:25:36.081 he wants to work with us. 00:25:36.285 --> 00:25:38.277 This is how we save everybody's job! 00:25:38.485 --> 00:25:40.283 I like it, Josh. Say yes. 00:25:40.445 --> 00:25:42.482 He's walking away, unless you have a better idea. 00:25:44.045 --> 00:25:45.081 That's your approval sigh. 00:25:45.845 --> 00:25:47.040 Walter? 00:25:47.725 --> 00:25:49.444 We have one more pitch for you. 00:25:49.605 --> 00:25:50.641 Do you party? 00:25:53.045 --> 00:25:54.274 I used to. 00:26:15.725 --> 00:26:17.044 Okay, so we have to throw 00:26:17.045 --> 00:26:19.037 a massive party from scratch in 00:26:19.165 --> 00:26:20.281 five hours. 00:26:20.405 --> 00:26:22.078 Yeah. And we got an office full of pissed-off employees. 00:26:22.285 --> 00:26:24.197 You guys, I got this. I have a black belt in partying. 00:26:24.405 --> 00:26:25.885 That's why I got kicked out of boarding school 00:26:26.005 --> 00:26:27.041 and two intensive care units. 00:26:27.045 --> 00:26:29.924 Listen. Did you see this? "It's F-ing Christmas, B's. 00:26:30.045 --> 00:26:31.274 "Let's get mother-F-ing drunk. 00:26:31.405 --> 00:26:33.044 - "Attendance mandatory." - Yeah. 00:26:33.085 --> 00:26:34.201 Lawsuit! 00:26:34.285 --> 00:26:35.719 Mary, it's for the greater good, okay? 00:26:36.045 --> 00:26:37.161 Oh, Joel, would you do me a favour? 00:26:37.245 --> 00:26:38.395 Would you get Fred up to Clay's office? 00:26:38.485 --> 00:26:39.601 - Oh, yeah, sure. - Thank you. 00:26:39.685 --> 00:26:41.039 - Wait! - Yup. 00:26:41.045 --> 00:26:42.081 I don't know if it's helpful, 00:26:42.205 --> 00:26:43.241 but regarding the music tonight, 00:26:43.365 --> 00:26:45.277 I happen to have a friend who's a pretty good D.J. 00:26:45.845 --> 00:26:47.040 Great. Bring him. 00:26:47.285 --> 00:26:49.038 - See, we already got a D.J. - Yep. 00:26:49.205 --> 00:26:51.037 Um, so let me get this straight. 00:26:51.045 --> 00:26:53.435 Now we're having this great party 00:26:53.605 --> 00:26:55.403 and we're getting our bonuses at it. 00:26:55.725 --> 00:26:58.081 Yes, Jeremy, because you deserve it! 00:26:58.285 --> 00:27:00.277 Maybe you shouldn't have promised them bonuses. 00:27:00.405 --> 00:27:01.475 No, first rule of business: 00:27:01.645 --> 00:27:04.035 Shoot for the moon and you'll land on the sun. 00:27:04.045 --> 00:27:05.798 I'd love to know where you read that. 00:27:05.885 --> 00:27:07.285 And let's just focus on closing Walter. 00:27:07.485 --> 00:27:09.044 You know, Carol burned this place to the ground. 00:27:09.045 --> 00:27:11.082 We are planting the seeds of a new dawn. 00:27:12.405 --> 00:27:14.158 Smitty? Clay Vanstone. 00:27:14.245 --> 00:27:15.361 No, I'm not dead. That was 00:27:15.445 --> 00:27:16.595 just a rumour, although well-founded. 00:27:16.805 --> 00:27:18.285 How much alcohol can I legally buy from you? 00:27:24.725 --> 00:27:25.841 Move out of my way. 00:27:25.925 --> 00:27:28.201 I swear to God, I will drop this on your back. Move! 00:27:28.405 --> 00:27:29.805 You know what? 00:27:29.885 --> 00:27:32.036 Merry Christmas, you sweet motherfucker. Ah! 00:27:32.165 --> 00:27:33.201 - You're coming, yeah, Smitty? - Yes. 00:27:33.285 --> 00:27:34.435 - Yes! Okay. You want this? - No. 00:27:34.605 --> 00:27:35.675 All right. 00:27:40.405 --> 00:27:42.397 I'm keeping this lamb. 00:27:44.845 --> 00:27:45.915 We need something else, 00:27:46.045 --> 00:27:47.035 something that will make us look cool. 00:27:47.045 --> 00:27:48.923 Does anybody know anybody who knows the Kanye West? 00:27:49.045 --> 00:27:50.035 No. 00:27:50.045 --> 00:27:51.843 But my girlfriend does P.R. for the Bulls. 00:27:52.045 --> 00:27:53.240 Okay, does your girlfriend have a friend who knows 00:27:53.365 --> 00:27:55.038 the man that makes us call him Yeezy? 00:27:55.085 --> 00:27:57.202 Nate, what's up, man? Did you see? 00:27:57.405 --> 00:27:59.920 Significant others are welcome at the party. Look at that. 00:28:00.045 --> 00:28:01.195 Looks like we're finally gonna meet Becca. 00:28:01.285 --> 00:28:02.435 Yeah! 00:28:02.685 --> 00:28:03.721 Um, oh, shoot. 00:28:03.845 --> 00:28:06.838 Uh, except she's working late tonight. Modelling. 00:28:07.045 --> 00:28:08.399 Is she shooting the cover 00:28:08.485 --> 00:28:10.044 of Full of Shit magazine? 00:28:10.405 --> 00:28:12.397 You know what? She's gonna be there. 00:28:12.725 --> 00:28:15.194 You guys! Nate's girlfriend's coming! 00:28:15.885 --> 00:28:18.480 Shit! Match, match, match. Match! Come on. 00:28:21.045 --> 00:28:24.482 Okay. Um, what are we gonna do with these after the party? 00:28:24.845 --> 00:28:25.915 Raffle. 00:28:39.045 --> 00:28:42.083 For a failing branch, we're surprisingly productive. 00:28:42.645 --> 00:28:44.637 Yeah, I just wish Carol could see this. 00:28:44.845 --> 00:28:47.041 Uh, no, Clay, that would be very bad. 00:28:47.205 --> 00:28:48.400 Yeah, you're right. 00:28:48.645 --> 00:28:49.795 All right, go put on your party suits. 00:28:49.885 --> 00:28:50.921 - Yeah. - Tonight's gonna be 00:28:51.045 --> 00:28:52.035 a great night. 00:29:15.605 --> 00:29:16.641 Clay, I told you, 00:29:16.725 --> 00:29:18.637 I don't need to do any pre-game for... 00:29:19.285 --> 00:29:21.038 - Carol. - Pre-game for what? 00:29:21.205 --> 00:29:23.845 For the, uh, work session we got tonight. 00:29:24.045 --> 00:29:25.798 And to complete... 00:29:25.885 --> 00:29:27.035 We're closing Walter Davis, you know? 00:29:27.165 --> 00:29:28.360 It's going really, really well. 00:29:28.685 --> 00:29:30.039 - Hmm. - Phase one's complete. 00:29:30.205 --> 00:29:31.434 Why don't you come on in? 00:29:31.605 --> 00:29:32.834 I thought you were going to London. 00:29:33.045 --> 00:29:35.276 I was on my way to the airport, 00:29:35.485 --> 00:29:37.204 but I thought I would stop by and 00:29:37.725 --> 00:29:39.717 have a tour of your bachelor pad. 00:29:42.045 --> 00:29:43.479 Well, that didn't take long. 00:29:44.045 --> 00:29:45.638 How did you know about my divorce? 00:29:45.845 --> 00:29:48.405 Oh, you changed your emergency contact to "self." 00:29:48.725 --> 00:29:49.841 And nobody single by choice 00:29:49.925 --> 00:29:51.041 would live this close to the freeway. 00:29:51.205 --> 00:29:53.037 Is that robe why your wife left you? 00:29:53.045 --> 00:29:54.195 What do you want, Carol? 00:29:54.285 --> 00:29:56.038 I want you to work for me in New York. 00:29:56.045 --> 00:29:58.037 You basically run this branch without the credit. 00:29:58.165 --> 00:30:00.475 I will double your salary, you'll get job security, 00:30:00.925 --> 00:30:02.803 and a boss who doesn't end every memo 00:30:02.885 --> 00:30:04.035 with a quote from Aerosmith. 00:30:04.605 --> 00:30:08.042 I could never do that to Clay, and I'm very happy where I am. 00:30:08.405 --> 00:30:09.441 - Really? - Yeah. 00:30:09.605 --> 00:30:11.039 I don't see happy. 00:30:12.045 --> 00:30:16.836 I see crappy. And a rug that makes me sad. 00:30:17.885 --> 00:30:19.239 Anyway, um... 00:30:19.685 --> 00:30:20.801 I don't know, 00:30:20.885 --> 00:30:22.717 just think about it. When the branch closes, 00:30:23.045 --> 00:30:26.038 and Clay has a trust fund to fall back on, 00:30:26.405 --> 00:30:28.044 what are you gonna have? 00:30:28.645 --> 00:30:30.045 Not much. 00:30:30.405 --> 00:30:32.044 Merry Christmas! 00:30:41.645 --> 00:30:43.045 - Thank you. - You got it. 00:30:46.845 --> 00:30:48.916 Hey, man. Good to see you. Hi. 00:30:49.365 --> 00:30:50.401 Eight years 00:30:50.485 --> 00:30:51.601 - I've been working here. - Turn around. 00:30:51.925 --> 00:30:53.917 What are you hoping to find anyway, Carla? 00:30:54.045 --> 00:30:55.081 What's your dream contraband? 00:30:55.405 --> 00:30:57.044 I just like making you my bitch. 00:30:57.045 --> 00:30:58.923 - You can go. - Thank you. 00:30:59.365 --> 00:31:01.038 - Josh. - Wow! You look like 00:31:01.045 --> 00:31:03.037 Cinderella, if she joined the TSA. 00:31:04.165 --> 00:31:06.999 Very, very nice. Okay, take a look at this, please. 00:31:07.045 --> 00:31:08.161 Ooh, who's Mr December? 00:31:08.245 --> 00:31:09.599 This is Walter Davis, he's a VIP. 00:31:09.805 --> 00:31:11.205 I want you to do me a favour and let me know the second 00:31:11.285 --> 00:31:12.435 he comes in. Can you do that? 00:31:12.685 --> 00:31:14.165 You will hear the sound of heavy flirting. 00:31:14.245 --> 00:31:16.077 Or just a text. That'd be great. 00:31:16.285 --> 00:31:17.639 And are you gonna join us later? 00:31:17.725 --> 00:31:19.079 No, I doubt it. I have to protect the front lines, 00:31:19.205 --> 00:31:20.719 make sure no crazy stuff happens. 00:31:20.845 --> 00:31:23.041 But if it does... I'm ready. 00:31:23.085 --> 00:31:24.838 And you went with the yellow. Smart. 00:31:24.925 --> 00:31:25.995 Right? 00:31:26.285 --> 00:31:27.639 Hey. 00:31:29.285 --> 00:31:32.039 - How's everyone doing tonight? - Great. 00:31:32.245 --> 00:31:33.884 - It's my birthday. - Ah. 00:31:34.165 --> 00:31:36.441 Really committing. That's nice. 00:31:39.685 --> 00:31:41.358 Hey, look at that! 00:31:41.845 --> 00:31:43.165 - Hi. - Hey, there, Susan. 00:31:43.725 --> 00:31:45.079 - Nice reindeer, right? - How you doin'? 00:31:45.445 --> 00:31:46.640 Throw that in coat check for me please. 00:31:46.725 --> 00:31:48.364 Thank you. You look great. Oh. 00:31:48.805 --> 00:31:50.034 - Hey, Josh. - Hey, Dean. 00:31:50.165 --> 00:31:51.724 You... You thought you'd bring the kid, huh? 00:31:52.165 --> 00:31:54.361 Yeah. We couldn't get anyone to watch him. 00:31:54.605 --> 00:31:56.039 But don't worry, he has an iPad. 00:31:56.245 --> 00:31:58.043 We could axe murder each other and he wouldn't even notice. 00:31:58.445 --> 00:32:00.676 He'll just sit there with that dumb look on his face. 00:32:01.045 --> 00:32:02.479 Yeah, that's the one. 00:32:03.005 --> 00:32:05.998 Okay. Well, can you stick him in my office for me? 00:32:06.045 --> 00:32:08.640 - If you're cool with that. - Sure. Well, not cool, but... 00:32:08.845 --> 00:32:10.802 - Have a good time. - Thank you. 00:32:11.685 --> 00:32:13.199 All right. Let's drop him quick, 00:32:13.285 --> 00:32:15.675 because these edibles are gonna kick in any second. 00:32:32.725 --> 00:32:34.284 - Hey, Mr Parker. - Hey, Rodney. 00:32:34.485 --> 00:32:36.044 - Want a Zeno Punch? - No. 00:32:36.085 --> 00:32:37.917 - Foam finger? - Uh-uh, neither. 00:32:38.045 --> 00:32:40.719 And, you know, we can skip this, too. 00:32:40.925 --> 00:32:42.644 - Good spirit, though. Yep. - Okay. 00:32:47.685 --> 00:32:50.439 Could I have a beer, please? Pretty great, huh, Jeremy? 00:32:50.725 --> 00:32:53.399 Yeah, it's so weird, I feel Iike I'm still at the office. 00:32:53.645 --> 00:32:56.035 Yeah. Oh. Thank you. 00:33:24.045 --> 00:33:25.035 God, 00:33:25.445 --> 00:33:27.596 I know I haven't asked You for much in this life. 00:33:27.925 --> 00:33:29.723 Granted, I was born rich. 00:33:30.045 --> 00:33:33.083 And white. And male. And straight. 00:33:33.485 --> 00:33:36.717 Except for that one time. But that's Las Vegas. 00:33:38.045 --> 00:33:40.844 But tonight I need You to bless this party. 00:33:41.405 --> 00:33:43.078 This party has to rock. 00:33:43.485 --> 00:33:45.044 So we can get Walter's contract, 00:33:45.045 --> 00:33:46.923 so that everyone can keep their jobs, 00:33:47.045 --> 00:33:49.276 especially Allison. I mean, she is losing it! 00:33:49.725 --> 00:33:51.842 And she has all my personal information. 00:33:52.045 --> 00:33:54.162 And so that we can prove my sister wrong. 00:33:54.245 --> 00:33:56.282 Show her that I am a good boss. 00:34:00.045 --> 00:34:02.037 And will You say hi to our dad? 00:34:02.645 --> 00:34:04.637 And tell him we really miss him. 00:34:07.645 --> 00:34:09.637 And that I'm rocking his Santa suit. 00:34:09.725 --> 00:34:11.444 Oh, and tell Prince and David Bowie 00:34:11.605 --> 00:34:13.039 how much they meant to everybody. 00:34:13.045 --> 00:34:15.037 I mean, Labyrinth, Purple Rain... 00:34:15.085 --> 00:34:16.201 They know. 00:34:18.485 --> 00:34:19.680 All right, 00:34:20.005 --> 00:34:21.803 Iet's light this fucking candle. 00:34:39.485 --> 00:34:42.922 Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, Zenotek! 00:34:43.085 --> 00:34:44.644 It's me, Santa Claus! 00:34:45.045 --> 00:34:48.038 I'ma comin' to town for an epic night. Yay! 00:34:48.885 --> 00:34:50.035 Santa! 00:34:51.445 --> 00:34:53.038 That's okay, we'll get there. 00:34:57.045 --> 00:34:58.798 Watch this, Greg. 00:35:01.605 --> 00:35:03.676 Dean! Clear. I'm coming around. 00:35:05.605 --> 00:35:06.721 Oh, shit. 00:35:10.245 --> 00:35:11.440 Oh, God. 00:35:11.725 --> 00:35:13.045 It's okay! 00:35:13.925 --> 00:35:16.042 It's okay! That was part of it. 00:35:16.285 --> 00:35:18.356 Okay, Santa, what an entrance! 00:35:19.045 --> 00:35:21.605 Oh! Right down the chimney, folks! 00:35:21.805 --> 00:35:24.479 Merry Christmas, bitches! Santa can't be hurt. 00:35:24.925 --> 00:35:26.041 You doing okay? You all right? 00:35:26.085 --> 00:35:27.405 - That really did hurt, yeah... - Are you sure? 00:35:27.645 --> 00:35:29.284 But you know what, I had this for padding. 00:35:29.645 --> 00:35:31.443 Holy shit. What the fuck is that? 00:35:31.605 --> 00:35:32.834 Tell me that's not for something illegal. 00:35:33.045 --> 00:35:34.274 No, no, no. Don't worry, this is all mine. 00:35:34.405 --> 00:35:36.044 I rented one of those Money Tornados. 00:35:36.085 --> 00:35:37.485 So for the bonuses later, 00:35:37.645 --> 00:35:39.045 I'm gonna make it rain like a hurricane. 00:35:39.205 --> 00:35:40.639 Are you sure you're not getting carried away? 00:35:40.725 --> 00:35:42.079 This seems like a lot of money you're spending. 00:35:42.405 --> 00:35:44.044 Josh, this is Christmas, okay? 00:35:44.205 --> 00:35:47.039 And if anybody knows how to work within a budget, it's me. 00:35:47.045 --> 00:35:48.479 All right? And speaking of. 00:35:49.165 --> 00:35:50.599 There you go. Hi. 00:35:51.045 --> 00:35:52.035 - Cool. - Little Jesus. 00:35:52.045 --> 00:35:55.038 - Did you rent a live baby? - Yeah, for the nativity scene. 00:35:55.285 --> 00:35:57.038 What? It's cheaper than you think, okay? 00:35:57.205 --> 00:35:58.400 Is it? 00:36:02.645 --> 00:36:05.479 Oh, shit! DJ Calvis in the house tonight! 00:36:05.925 --> 00:36:07.041 Oh, God, no. 00:36:08.725 --> 00:36:11.081 Add my Snapchat: DJ Calvis. 00:36:11.485 --> 00:36:14.717 Joel's friend looks just like Joel. 00:36:16.045 --> 00:36:19.038 Ooh! Looks like some babies getting made tonight! 00:36:19.445 --> 00:36:21.676 I'm not looking to get pregnant tonight. 00:36:22.045 --> 00:36:23.035 Excuse me. Sorry. Sorry. 00:36:23.165 --> 00:36:25.236 Joel, that's a red card for you. 00:36:25.365 --> 00:36:27.277 Um, babies are not getting made tonight, 00:36:27.405 --> 00:36:29.044 not here on company property. 00:36:29.045 --> 00:36:30.399 If you're going to have intercourse, 00:36:30.645 --> 00:36:32.284 please go beyond the flood lamps 00:36:32.405 --> 00:36:33.805 at the perimeter of the plaza 00:36:34.005 --> 00:36:36.042 and into the Rite Aid parking lot. 00:36:36.365 --> 00:36:38.880 That's right. 'Cause we fucking tonight! 00:36:39.045 --> 00:36:40.638 Joel. Language. 00:36:40.925 --> 00:36:43.076 This is still an office, and 00:36:43.285 --> 00:36:46.835 even though it's dark outside, the rules don't turn off. 00:36:47.085 --> 00:36:49.839 The rules may not turn off, but your inhibitions can! 00:36:50.045 --> 00:36:51.445 I'm talking about take your pee-pees out 00:36:51.605 --> 00:36:53.039 and put 'em in some booties! 00:36:54.685 --> 00:36:57.154 And remember that tonight the decisions you make 00:36:57.365 --> 00:37:00.244 will have consequences that will haunt you 00:37:00.365 --> 00:37:02.163 for the rest of your professional lives. 00:37:02.805 --> 00:37:04.000 And, um... 00:37:04.205 --> 00:37:05.844 And so have fun. 00:37:06.045 --> 00:37:08.037 Yeah, Mary, way to psyche everybody up! 00:37:08.885 --> 00:37:10.478 Main takeaway: If you're gonna fuck, 00:37:10.645 --> 00:37:11.795 do it in the parking lot. 00:37:11.885 --> 00:37:13.877 Turn it up! 00:37:24.045 --> 00:37:26.719 - Hey. - Hey! Someone cleans up nice. 00:37:27.045 --> 00:37:28.035 Oh... 00:37:28.045 --> 00:37:31.038 Yeah, I... I'm wearing the same clothes, from earlier. 00:37:31.445 --> 00:37:33.676 Oh, yeah. I was just making a party joke. 00:37:33.885 --> 00:37:35.638 I didn't want to go all the way home 00:37:35.725 --> 00:37:38.160 and then come back, so I just sat in my car and worked. 00:37:38.605 --> 00:37:41.598 Oh, also I was waiting for my phone to charge. 00:37:42.045 --> 00:37:45.038 Oh. So you're all charged up! 00:37:47.285 --> 00:37:48.401 What? 00:37:48.685 --> 00:37:50.677 I said you're all charged up. 00:37:51.045 --> 00:37:52.365 Yeah, my phone. 00:37:52.925 --> 00:37:54.405 Hey, the music is really loud. 00:37:54.485 --> 00:37:56.044 Do you want to go somewhere and talk? 00:37:56.405 --> 00:37:58.397 - Uh, yeah. - Okay. 00:38:07.685 --> 00:38:09.165 This is Zenotek. 00:38:09.365 --> 00:38:11.004 Oh, shit! 00:38:11.045 --> 00:38:12.923 That's Jimmy Butler right there! 00:38:13.045 --> 00:38:14.399 Who's Jimmy Butler? 00:38:14.645 --> 00:38:17.399 Two-time All-Star. Best player on my fantasy team. 00:38:17.845 --> 00:38:19.040 Fuck you, Butler! 00:38:19.085 --> 00:38:21.077 I don't know why I said that. Oh, fuck. 00:38:21.245 --> 00:38:22.395 These are great. You know what? 00:38:22.485 --> 00:38:23.885 Why don't you give me your number 00:38:24.005 --> 00:38:25.041 and I'll text these to you. 00:38:25.405 --> 00:38:26.839 Excuse me. Hey. Hi. 00:38:27.045 --> 00:38:29.037 - Jimmy, hey, this is Josh. - Hey. How you doing? 00:38:29.045 --> 00:38:30.718 So you the big man around here, huh? 00:38:30.925 --> 00:38:32.996 I'm not that big, no. I'm feeling small right now. 00:38:33.045 --> 00:38:34.638 Look at this. Good for you. 00:38:35.045 --> 00:38:36.195 Here's the big man! 00:38:36.405 --> 00:38:37.680 Jimmy Buckets. Clay Vanstone. 00:38:37.805 --> 00:38:39.364 Thanks for coming to our Christmas party, man. 00:38:39.725 --> 00:38:41.044 Of course. I've been trying to expand 00:38:41.045 --> 00:38:42.240 the Jimmy Butler empire 00:38:42.365 --> 00:38:43.481 into the tech space. 00:38:43.645 --> 00:38:44.795 I'm thinking Jimmy Butler dating app. 00:38:45.045 --> 00:38:47.037 - Maybe Butlerbook? - I like it. 00:38:47.085 --> 00:38:49.042 - Jimmyface? - These are all good ideas. 00:38:49.165 --> 00:38:51.077 Do you want to see the first processor that we ever made? 00:38:51.285 --> 00:38:53.242 It's as big as a mini-fridge and it used to set fires. 00:38:53.885 --> 00:38:55.035 It's upstairs with the good tequila. 00:38:55.085 --> 00:38:56.155 - Of course. - Casamigos. 00:38:56.245 --> 00:38:57.281 I'll save some for you. 00:38:57.645 --> 00:39:00.877 Geek yourself out! He's really into technology. 00:39:01.045 --> 00:39:02.798 Will you remind me, how do you know 00:39:02.885 --> 00:39:04.001 Jimmy Butler again? 00:39:04.045 --> 00:39:06.037 Remember, I told you my friend does P.R. for the Bulls? 00:39:06.365 --> 00:39:07.879 - Yes! Yeah. - Right. 00:39:08.685 --> 00:39:10.677 I thought that bringing a famous basketball player 00:39:10.805 --> 00:39:11.875 would help with Walter. 00:39:12.045 --> 00:39:13.274 - Ah. - You're cool with that, right? 00:39:14.045 --> 00:39:15.035 Why wouldn't I be cool? 00:39:15.165 --> 00:39:16.201 It's the greatest idea in the world. 00:39:16.285 --> 00:39:17.401 Of course I'm cool. 00:39:17.485 --> 00:39:18.919 - Very cool. Please. - Okay. 00:39:19.045 --> 00:39:21.037 Yeah. Mr Cool. I graduated valedictorian 00:39:21.045 --> 00:39:22.877 from Cool University! 00:39:23.045 --> 00:39:25.037 Good old C.U. 00:39:25.845 --> 00:39:26.881 Mmm-hmm. 00:39:27.725 --> 00:39:28.795 Okay. 00:39:29.005 --> 00:39:30.155 "C.U." Iater! 00:39:31.165 --> 00:39:33.043 Oh, Josh. 00:39:53.925 --> 00:39:54.995 Savannah? 00:39:55.085 --> 00:39:57.077 I think you mean Becca, right? 00:39:57.205 --> 00:39:58.924 Uh... 00:39:59.045 --> 00:40:01.196 I'm gonna be honest, I've never done this before. 00:40:01.405 --> 00:40:03.044 Although my mum and I have watched 00:40:03.045 --> 00:40:04.399 Pretty Woman, Iike, a million times. 00:40:04.645 --> 00:40:07.717 Oh, I love that movie! It's why I'm doing this. 00:40:08.645 --> 00:40:10.045 - Oh, wow. - Yeah. 00:40:11.045 --> 00:40:12.479 It feels kind of dirty. 00:40:12.725 --> 00:40:14.044 You feel dirty? 00:40:14.045 --> 00:40:16.082 You're my third client tonight. It's only 9:00 PM. 00:40:16.645 --> 00:40:17.681 Oh, really? 00:40:18.045 --> 00:40:20.196 So, um, you just have to pay my manager, 00:40:20.285 --> 00:40:22.038 and then we're, like, good. 00:40:22.045 --> 00:40:23.081 Oh, yeah, um... 00:40:24.045 --> 00:40:25.274 Got it right here. 00:40:25.485 --> 00:40:27.044 Hi. Nate. 00:40:39.045 --> 00:40:40.274 - Nate? - Yeah. 00:40:40.405 --> 00:40:41.725 Hi, I'm Trina. 00:40:42.045 --> 00:40:44.480 I don't do handshakes, I do hugs. Get in here! 00:40:46.045 --> 00:40:47.638 Oh, my gosh, you guys are gonna have 00:40:47.725 --> 00:40:49.398 so much fun tonight. I can feel it. 00:40:49.645 --> 00:40:51.044 - You're already a couple. - Hope so. 00:40:51.045 --> 00:40:52.035 Already. 00:40:52.045 --> 00:40:53.684 - Is this for me? - Um, yes, ma'am. 00:40:53.885 --> 00:40:56.878 Oh, my gosh. Look at him. Prepared. I love that. 00:40:57.045 --> 00:40:58.035 I'm not even gonna count it. 00:40:58.045 --> 00:40:59.081 - You know why? - Mmm-mmm. 00:40:59.405 --> 00:41:01.397 - 'Cause we're friends, right? - Yeah. 00:41:01.605 --> 00:41:03.403 Yeah, we're not fucking friends. 00:41:03.485 --> 00:41:04.680 Oh, my God. 00:41:04.805 --> 00:41:06.842 So if you're thinking of fucking with me, 00:41:06.925 --> 00:41:08.359 or with my girl, 00:41:08.645 --> 00:41:11.843 don't. Because I'm hella stressed out right now. 00:41:12.045 --> 00:41:14.196 This week has been a scheduling nightmare! 00:41:14.645 --> 00:41:15.840 My iCal crashed, 00:41:15.925 --> 00:41:18.440 and now all my appointments are set in 2019. 00:41:18.925 --> 00:41:20.041 And in Hebrew. 00:41:20.085 --> 00:41:22.281 It's a flawed program. I've been saying this for years. 00:41:22.485 --> 00:41:24.044 Shut up. 00:41:24.205 --> 00:41:25.719 My point is, 00:41:26.045 --> 00:41:29.038 if one more person pisses me off... One more... 00:41:29.365 --> 00:41:31.038 I don't know what's gonna happen. 00:41:32.165 --> 00:41:33.884 I don't know what I'm gonna do. 00:41:34.205 --> 00:41:36.197 We're clear? 00:41:36.285 --> 00:41:39.039 Okay, so now, um, just have a good time. 00:41:39.485 --> 00:41:42.478 If you use handcuffs, have a spare key, okay? 00:41:42.805 --> 00:41:45.400 Jesus, we do not want to go through Thanksgiving again. 00:41:45.925 --> 00:41:47.484 Um, hey, if you need me in the next hour, 00:41:47.645 --> 00:41:48.715 I'll be at Whole Foods. 00:41:48.845 --> 00:41:49.881 Okay. 00:41:50.365 --> 00:41:52.038 Alexei, open my fucking door! 00:41:52.485 --> 00:41:55.045 Come on. Let's go meet your friends. 00:41:55.205 --> 00:41:57.037 I can close it myself! 00:41:57.245 --> 00:42:00.158 I'm a woman in 2016. Jesus. 00:42:02.445 --> 00:42:04.835 Okay, Clay, incoming. I just got a text from Carla. 00:42:04.925 --> 00:42:06.041 Walter's on his way up. This is it. 00:42:06.165 --> 00:42:07.281 Okay, okay. So we need an employee 00:42:07.405 --> 00:42:08.600 to sit on my lap right when he comes up. 00:42:08.685 --> 00:42:10.039 A cheerful one. Definitely not Jeremy. 00:42:10.045 --> 00:42:11.081 Uh, sure, great plan. 00:42:11.285 --> 00:42:13.641 Great. Good, good. Here. You try and get this on. 00:42:16.845 --> 00:42:18.040 Hey, Walter! 00:42:18.085 --> 00:42:19.644 - Welcome to Zenotek. - How are you? 00:42:19.725 --> 00:42:20.920 I'm so glad you came. 00:42:21.045 --> 00:42:22.035 Good to see you. Can I take your coat? 00:42:22.165 --> 00:42:23.804 - No, no, I'm good, actually. - You sure? Okay. 00:42:24.005 --> 00:42:25.803 All right. Walt, what would you like to get started with? 00:42:26.045 --> 00:42:27.035 You know, we got a photo booth. 00:42:27.045 --> 00:42:29.162 It's like getting your picture taken in a tiny house. 00:42:29.285 --> 00:42:30.355 We love it. 00:42:30.445 --> 00:42:32.164 Oh, uh, Jimmy Butler is here! 00:42:32.365 --> 00:42:34.277 Jimmy Butler from the Bulls is here. 00:42:34.405 --> 00:42:35.475 What? Come on! Where is he? 00:42:35.685 --> 00:42:37.881 Do you want to take a selfie with him? Everyone's doin' it. 00:42:38.045 --> 00:42:39.604 You know, I'm a Cavs fan, actually. 00:42:39.805 --> 00:42:41.034 - Oh. - There's a good team. 00:42:41.165 --> 00:42:42.679 - This was a mistake. - Hang on. Hang on. 00:42:42.805 --> 00:42:43.921 No, no, no. Come on. 00:42:44.045 --> 00:42:46.082 Now, a mistake would be to miss the salmon station. 00:42:46.205 --> 00:42:47.355 Do you like salmon? Huh? 00:42:47.605 --> 00:42:50.803 You want to swim upstream with me and go try some salmon? 00:42:51.045 --> 00:42:52.798 What does that even mean? 00:42:53.005 --> 00:42:54.724 You know what? Let's start with a drink. Come on. 00:42:54.925 --> 00:42:57.485 Yeah. Are you thirsty? Clay, you want a drink with Walter? 00:42:57.725 --> 00:42:59.717 One vibrator, please. 00:43:00.205 --> 00:43:01.639 Okay. Here you go. 00:43:01.885 --> 00:43:04.445 - It's really a body massager. - No, it's a vibrator. 00:43:04.685 --> 00:43:06.836 Hey, Josh! 00:43:07.045 --> 00:43:08.798 Oh, hey, Jeremy. This is Jeremy, 00:43:08.885 --> 00:43:10.160 our customer service manager. 00:43:10.365 --> 00:43:12.800 Hi, nice to meet you. Mary just fucking cited me! 00:43:13.005 --> 00:43:14.359 Okay? I thought this was a party. 00:43:14.605 --> 00:43:16.995 If I want to dick tap Alan, I'm gonna dick tap Alan. 00:43:17.045 --> 00:43:18.081 That's a timeless gag! 00:43:18.205 --> 00:43:20.037 - Never not funny! - Okay, off you go. 00:43:20.165 --> 00:43:24.045 She is like a poisonous fucking cloud of shit gas, 00:43:24.445 --> 00:43:27.358 Iike, just seeping into everybody's good time. 00:43:27.605 --> 00:43:31.360 Every word she says makes my fucking haemorrhoids throb! 00:43:31.805 --> 00:43:34.036 - I want that on the record. - It is. 00:43:34.445 --> 00:43:35.845 He's in customer service? 00:43:35.925 --> 00:43:37.041 Yeah, he's much better on the phone. 00:43:37.085 --> 00:43:38.724 That's really where he shines. Here we go. 00:43:39.045 --> 00:43:41.037 Hey, can we get a scotch? Um, Macallan, right? 00:43:41.405 --> 00:43:43.397 Uh, no, dude. It's the eggnog luge. 00:43:43.725 --> 00:43:46.399 Oh. Just the eggnog. Okay. Great. Well... 00:43:46.845 --> 00:43:48.484 Uh, looks like fun. Ladies first. 00:43:48.725 --> 00:43:51.638 - Josh, I insist. After you. - Well, I'm not much on eggnog. 00:43:51.845 --> 00:43:53.040 Don't listen to this guy. He's Mr Fun. 00:43:53.085 --> 00:43:55.395 He'll do anything for the party. So, come on! 00:43:55.645 --> 00:43:58.205 Hey, everybody! Josh is gonna do the luge! 00:43:58.405 --> 00:44:01.204 No, no. I don't think so. It's not for me. 00:44:01.645 --> 00:44:04.205 Josh! Josh! Josh! Josh! 00:44:04.645 --> 00:44:06.398 It looks like they want you to do it. 00:44:06.645 --> 00:44:08.204 Should I do it? I'll do it. 00:44:08.645 --> 00:44:11.035 I'll do it, I'll do it. Okay, let's do it. 00:44:11.245 --> 00:44:13.362 This the luge right here? Here we go. 00:44:14.045 --> 00:44:16.640 Here we go... Here we go... 00:44:20.485 --> 00:44:21.601 Mmm-hmm. 00:44:24.885 --> 00:44:26.001 Mmm. 00:44:29.045 --> 00:44:30.035 Oh, God. 00:44:31.605 --> 00:44:34.040 Whoo! Okay, Walter, your turn. 00:44:34.165 --> 00:44:35.235 Where'd Walter go? 00:44:35.365 --> 00:44:36.879 I totally got you deep throating him. 00:44:37.045 --> 00:44:38.365 Oh, well, look at that. That's beautiful. 00:44:38.445 --> 00:44:40.676 Where'd Walter go, huh? Clay, did you see Walter? 00:44:41.005 --> 00:44:42.439 I don't know about that whole throne thing. 00:44:42.605 --> 00:44:43.800 I mean, nobody liked the gifts, 00:44:43.885 --> 00:44:46.002 everybody was complaining and the lap-sitting got weird. 00:44:46.085 --> 00:44:47.201 Oh, no. 00:44:47.285 --> 00:44:48.355 What's happening? 00:44:48.445 --> 00:44:49.481 Well, it's just not working. 00:44:49.645 --> 00:44:50.681 If you took away everybody's drinks 00:44:50.805 --> 00:44:51.875 and turned up the lights, 00:44:52.005 --> 00:44:53.724 it just looks like we're at work. You know what I mean? 00:44:53.925 --> 00:44:55.041 We need to get amped up. 00:44:55.045 --> 00:44:56.843 We need to get them interacting. 00:44:57.045 --> 00:44:58.604 You guys should do what you did at the party last year. 00:44:58.845 --> 00:45:00.040 No. Not doing that. Come on. 00:45:00.205 --> 00:45:01.275 No, that was lame. 00:45:01.485 --> 00:45:03.204 No, no, it was fucking awesome! People loved it! 00:45:03.285 --> 00:45:04.480 It wasn't. And they didn't. 00:45:04.725 --> 00:45:06.079 Do it for the company. All right? 00:45:06.285 --> 00:45:08.925 I'm gonna go give Walter party mouth-to-mouth. 00:45:09.085 --> 00:45:10.724 Is he crying? 00:45:11.045 --> 00:45:12.035 I wanted to give you this pamphlet 00:45:12.085 --> 00:45:13.485 which has a lot of good information 00:45:13.685 --> 00:45:16.041 about the signs and symptoms of sadness. 00:45:16.445 --> 00:45:17.595 When I'm sad, 00:45:17.685 --> 00:45:20.245 I like to remember something my grandma used to sing. 00:45:26.045 --> 00:45:27.081 It's about ducklings. 00:45:30.405 --> 00:45:33.045 Mary, you wore a blue coat, right? 00:45:33.285 --> 00:45:35.038 - No, I wore my beige poof. - Oh, that's it. 00:45:35.085 --> 00:45:36.201 It's probably not a big deal, 00:45:36.285 --> 00:45:38.277 but I saw Meghan rifling through all the pockets. 00:45:38.485 --> 00:45:41.205 No, no, no, no. My Bath & Body Works coupons! 00:45:41.645 --> 00:45:43.477 Walter. Clay Vanstone, remember? 00:45:43.645 --> 00:45:44.715 - Hey. - How are you? 00:45:44.845 --> 00:45:47.679 - I want to show you Zenotek. - Ah. Yes. 00:46:05.885 --> 00:46:07.444 You're a very expressive dancer. 00:46:07.725 --> 00:46:09.159 Oh, thanks. Let me know if you want me 00:46:09.245 --> 00:46:11.043 to dance, like, sexy or something, you know? 00:46:11.885 --> 00:46:13.035 - Yeah. No, we're good. - Okay. 00:46:15.165 --> 00:46:18.044 Uh, hey, there's actually some guys I want you to meet. 00:46:18.165 --> 00:46:19.235 Okay, great. 00:46:19.365 --> 00:46:21.357 Let's just work out the money thing first, though, yeah? 00:46:21.445 --> 00:46:23.482 Uh, I already gave Trina $200. 00:46:23.645 --> 00:46:25.045 Oh, yeah, that's just for the first hour. 00:46:25.245 --> 00:46:26.599 If you want me for the rest of the night, 00:46:26.685 --> 00:46:28.039 it's gonna be another $2,000. 00:46:28.205 --> 00:46:31.039 - Two grand? No. No way. - Yeah. 00:46:31.045 --> 00:46:32.365 The website clearly said 00:46:32.445 --> 00:46:34.277 it was $200 for the whole night. 00:46:34.485 --> 00:46:36.920 Do I look like I'm $200 a night? 00:46:37.365 --> 00:46:39.436 Okay, fine. I'll go to an ATM, okay? 00:46:39.845 --> 00:46:41.040 Okay. Give me your watch as collateral. 00:46:41.045 --> 00:46:42.035 It's my grandmother's. 00:46:42.205 --> 00:46:43.241 I don't care. 00:46:43.365 --> 00:46:44.435 Shit. 00:46:52.245 --> 00:46:53.361 Holy shit. 00:46:53.445 --> 00:46:57.359 That was just how daddy likes it. 00:46:57.445 --> 00:46:58.481 Mmm-hmm. 00:46:58.805 --> 00:46:59.875 Check it out. 00:47:00.245 --> 00:47:02.362 You're a fireman. 00:47:04.045 --> 00:47:07.004 Must be really nice to have a day care centre at work. 00:47:07.045 --> 00:47:09.241 Yeah, yeah. Clay set this up when I was pregnant. 00:47:09.445 --> 00:47:10.595 I think he just wanted an excuse 00:47:10.685 --> 00:47:12.039 to have Play-Doh in the office. 00:47:13.045 --> 00:47:14.638 - Shall we? - Oh. 00:47:18.005 --> 00:47:19.917 - You are such a good mum. - Aw. 00:47:20.805 --> 00:47:21.841 Thanks. 00:47:23.165 --> 00:47:25.475 I, uh, bet you'd make me finish all my homework 00:47:25.645 --> 00:47:27.238 before I could go outside and play. 00:47:27.605 --> 00:47:30.359 Yeah, especially if you were being naughty. 00:47:31.005 --> 00:47:32.359 Do I need to be punished? 00:47:32.925 --> 00:47:35.042 Well, I guess that depends on your homework. 00:47:41.165 --> 00:47:42.281 I bet you'd make me 00:47:42.405 --> 00:47:44.601 brush my teeth so I don't get any cavities. 00:47:45.005 --> 00:47:48.043 Oh, we're still doing this. Okay. 00:47:51.605 --> 00:47:53.244 I've been a bad boy, Mummy. 00:47:53.445 --> 00:47:56.040 Okay, um, do you have some kind of weird fetish? 00:47:56.285 --> 00:47:58.038 What? No! 00:47:58.285 --> 00:47:59.924 No, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to give you 00:48:00.045 --> 00:48:01.035 that impression. 00:48:01.085 --> 00:48:02.485 - I just got carried away. - Oh. 00:48:02.845 --> 00:48:04.837 I just really like you. 00:48:05.045 --> 00:48:07.037 Yeah. I really like you, too. 00:48:18.005 --> 00:48:19.678 Something's happening in my diaper. 00:48:19.885 --> 00:48:21.604 - Okay. Fuck this. I got to go. - Huh? 00:48:21.805 --> 00:48:22.875 - This is my nightmare. - What? 00:48:23.005 --> 00:48:24.997 - So, yes, I'm in hell. - No, uh... 00:48:25.045 --> 00:48:26.445 - So I'm gonna go. - Mummy! 00:48:26.685 --> 00:48:27.880 I mean, Allison. Don't leave. 00:48:28.045 --> 00:48:32.278 Save that shit for the fourth date like a normal person! 00:48:35.845 --> 00:48:37.040 Sorry. 00:48:41.085 --> 00:48:43.395 All right, Nate, this is what you've been saving for. 00:48:45.645 --> 00:48:47.044 Who designed this? 00:48:47.045 --> 00:48:48.035 Come on! 00:48:49.085 --> 00:48:51.042 Shit! Fuck me! 00:48:56.045 --> 00:48:57.035 Yes. 00:49:03.285 --> 00:49:05.242 I'm okay! Merry Christmas! 00:49:08.725 --> 00:49:10.239 Okay. You ready? 00:49:11.885 --> 00:49:14.002 Okay, you look ridiculous. 00:49:15.045 --> 00:49:16.798 Is it the hat? 00:49:21.005 --> 00:49:22.997 Hey. Merry Christmas, everybody! 00:49:23.365 --> 00:49:25.721 Who's happy about the holidays? 00:49:32.205 --> 00:49:34.037 Okay. Okay. 00:50:02.165 --> 00:50:05.681 Hey, so, um, you dickheads want to buy some cocaine? 00:50:06.045 --> 00:50:08.002 Yeah! We'll do that. 00:50:08.085 --> 00:50:09.917 One cocaine. Want to do it with us? 00:50:13.805 --> 00:50:15.603 Yeah! Yeah! 00:50:19.605 --> 00:50:21.597 I believe in taking risks, Walter. 00:50:21.805 --> 00:50:24.036 Zenotek, my company, believes in taking risks. 00:50:24.045 --> 00:50:25.081 You know what we should do tonight? 00:50:25.245 --> 00:50:26.281 We should do something that scares us. 00:50:26.405 --> 00:50:27.475 Makes us feel alive! 00:50:29.045 --> 00:50:30.035 Do you think you could 00:50:30.045 --> 00:50:31.923 swing across the dance floor with those lights? 00:50:32.205 --> 00:50:33.275 What's that? 00:50:33.645 --> 00:50:35.398 Like, if you grabbed every single strand, 00:50:35.605 --> 00:50:36.641 do you think that you could swing 00:50:36.725 --> 00:50:38.637 and then time it just right and grab all of those strands, 00:50:38.845 --> 00:50:41.041 then, like Tarzan, make it all the way to my office? 00:50:41.045 --> 00:50:43.037 Merry fucking Christmas. 00:50:43.885 --> 00:50:45.035 You know what? 00:50:45.445 --> 00:50:48.040 This has been really great, and I thank you, but, 00:50:48.165 --> 00:50:49.804 it's time to hit the road. 00:50:49.885 --> 00:50:51.797 Oh. Um, you can't leave yet, 00:50:51.885 --> 00:50:53.160 'cause we're just getting started! 00:51:16.045 --> 00:51:19.038 Hey! You got snow machined. That's meant to be lucky. 00:51:19.045 --> 00:51:20.035 It tastes bitter. 00:51:20.085 --> 00:51:22.077 It's just paper products. Let's get you cleaned up. 00:51:22.485 --> 00:51:24.477 Great, great. So I guess we'll just take two 00:51:24.645 --> 00:51:25.715 and call you in the morning, then? 00:51:25.845 --> 00:51:28.041 - Is that, uh... - Yeah, don't call me. 00:51:28.645 --> 00:51:30.637 You on Snapchat? 00:51:31.205 --> 00:51:34.642 We'll be up here if you want to come back up here. 00:51:35.205 --> 00:51:36.639 I need some air. 00:51:36.845 --> 00:51:38.916 Oh, also I have your Secret Santa. 00:51:39.085 --> 00:51:40.155 Oh. Okay. 00:51:42.605 --> 00:51:44.039 What are you doing? 00:51:44.205 --> 00:51:45.685 Pissing off Mary. 00:51:46.005 --> 00:51:49.362 #GreatestPartyEver. #OpenBar. 00:51:49.605 --> 00:51:51.005 How do you spell "Hanukkah"? 00:51:51.045 --> 00:51:52.798 Wait, who are you sending that to? 00:51:53.045 --> 00:51:55.037 Oh, you know, everyone in Chicago. 00:51:58.045 --> 00:51:59.081 You've never been up here? 00:51:59.205 --> 00:52:00.241 No. 00:52:00.645 --> 00:52:01.999 This is where I usually am 00:52:02.045 --> 00:52:03.843 during the sexual harassment seminars. 00:52:04.045 --> 00:52:05.923 Oh, it's beautiful. 00:52:07.725 --> 00:52:09.842 Oh, it's colder up here for sure. 00:52:10.405 --> 00:52:12.044 And it's, uh... 00:52:12.405 --> 00:52:14.840 Oh, man, it's higher. 00:52:16.405 --> 00:52:18.203 Maybe let's go... Let's go lower. 00:52:18.605 --> 00:52:20.039 And warmer. Come on. 00:52:23.045 --> 00:52:25.719 - Uh-oh. - No. No, it never locks. 00:52:26.165 --> 00:52:28.236 Wait, no. It never locks! 00:52:28.885 --> 00:52:30.080 I bet you're also never up here 00:52:30.205 --> 00:52:31.434 - at night, right? - No. 00:52:31.885 --> 00:52:34.036 It's all right, I came prepared. 00:52:36.005 --> 00:52:37.041 So did I. 00:52:37.245 --> 00:52:38.679 Your Secret Santa. 00:52:38.885 --> 00:52:40.035 That's a lot better than where I'm keeping mine. 00:52:44.285 --> 00:52:45.401 Excuse me. Mr Vanstone? 00:52:45.485 --> 00:52:47.397 - Have you seen this? - Hi. I'm Rodney. 00:52:48.045 --> 00:52:50.196 We haven't met yet. I'm an intern here. 00:52:50.285 --> 00:52:52.481 I just wanted to say Merry Christmas. 00:52:52.845 --> 00:52:55.405 - Yes, you can have a job. - Are you serious? 00:52:55.725 --> 00:52:57.717 Yeah, party hire. Junior associate. Congrats. 00:52:57.925 --> 00:52:59.837 Oh, my God. Mr Vanstone, thank you! 00:53:00.045 --> 00:53:01.399 - Thank you. - Thank you so much. 00:53:01.845 --> 00:53:02.915 - Oh, my God. Yes? - Hey, Rodney! 00:53:03.405 --> 00:53:04.885 We're gonna get you a new name. 00:53:05.005 --> 00:53:06.075 Done! I'll call my parents. 00:53:06.645 --> 00:53:08.284 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 00:53:09.045 --> 00:53:10.035 Hey. You okay? 00:53:10.285 --> 00:53:12.038 Ha! I was down. I was having a bad day. 00:53:12.045 --> 00:53:13.161 But now I'm lifting. 00:53:13.285 --> 00:53:14.355 I'm seeing things. My mind. 00:53:14.445 --> 00:53:16.402 The ideas are flying through my mind! 00:53:16.725 --> 00:53:18.364 - I'm feeling strong. - Okay, good. 00:53:19.045 --> 00:53:20.923 - High five. Ha! - Sure. 00:53:21.045 --> 00:53:22.081 Ha-ha! 00:53:22.205 --> 00:53:24.640 You can't keep Walter Davis down forever, baby! 00:53:28.085 --> 00:53:29.485 Let's go get fucked up. 00:53:29.685 --> 00:53:30.721 Okay, but not too much. 00:53:30.845 --> 00:53:32.040 When I drink, a lot of bad things happen. 00:53:32.045 --> 00:53:33.274 You know, my sister's horse goes missing. 00:53:33.405 --> 00:53:35.203 My car is covered in horse hair and blood. 00:53:35.285 --> 00:53:36.401 Fingers get pointed. 00:53:36.645 --> 00:53:39.080 Smoke PCP as a favour. Beach burns down. 00:53:39.285 --> 00:53:40.878 That ain't never been my problem. 00:53:41.005 --> 00:53:42.917 Come on! Let's go get a drink! Yeah! 00:53:43.365 --> 00:53:44.924 Oh, shit! 00:54:24.045 --> 00:54:25.240 We're expecting blizzard conditions 00:54:25.365 --> 00:54:26.435 for 12 to 24 hours... 00:54:26.605 --> 00:54:27.641 Just get me on a plane. 00:54:27.725 --> 00:54:29.044 Get me on any goddamn plane, all right? 00:54:29.045 --> 00:54:31.037 I have enough miles to orbit the sun. 00:54:31.165 --> 00:54:32.724 I'm sorry, ma'am. All flights are grounded 00:54:32.845 --> 00:54:33.881 until the snow clears. 00:54:34.005 --> 00:54:35.041 There's nothing more I can do. 00:54:35.045 --> 00:54:37.241 Well, refer me to someone who can do something. 00:54:37.445 --> 00:54:39.038 That would be God, ma'am. 00:54:39.085 --> 00:54:40.917 Oh, Her. 00:54:42.445 --> 00:54:43.879 Have a great holiday. 00:54:44.045 --> 00:54:45.035 Shit. 00:54:52.925 --> 00:54:54.723 Did you eat my Cinnabon? 00:54:55.645 --> 00:54:56.840 No. 00:54:57.925 --> 00:54:59.075 Where's your mother? 00:54:59.485 --> 00:55:01.044 Bathroom. 00:55:03.045 --> 00:55:06.038 - What's your name, sweetie? - Darcy. 00:55:06.205 --> 00:55:07.241 Oh. 00:55:11.005 --> 00:55:12.041 Hi, Santa. 00:55:12.805 --> 00:55:16.003 Yes, Carol Vanstone. I'm here with Darcy. 00:55:16.845 --> 00:55:18.199 I know. Terrible name. 00:55:19.045 --> 00:55:20.843 And she's being a little shit here 00:55:20.925 --> 00:55:22.075 in the first class lounge. 00:55:22.285 --> 00:55:23.685 So I think we should cancel 00:55:23.805 --> 00:55:26.274 all of her Christmas presents this year. 00:55:26.845 --> 00:55:28.040 Yeah. And while she's asleep, 00:55:28.085 --> 00:55:30.361 why don't you take that doll, too. 00:55:30.845 --> 00:55:32.040 Great. Bye. 00:55:32.405 --> 00:55:33.680 May l have your attention, please. 00:55:33.805 --> 00:55:36.161 Due to inclement weather, all flights have been cancelled. 00:55:36.445 --> 00:55:37.595 Shit! 00:55:42.045 --> 00:55:43.399 Fuck you! 00:55:49.045 --> 00:55:50.365 Zenotek, you having a good time now? 00:55:50.445 --> 00:55:52.164 You ready to kick this up a notch, huh? 00:55:54.805 --> 00:55:57.001 Hit me with the horns, Calvis! 00:55:57.045 --> 00:55:58.604 Old school. 00:56:01.365 --> 00:56:02.640 Make some noise! 00:56:04.405 --> 00:56:05.441 Yeah! 00:56:09.685 --> 00:56:10.835 Here we go now! 00:56:11.045 --> 00:56:12.638 Is this not the best fucking party 00:56:12.725 --> 00:56:14.205 y'all been to? Come on down! 00:56:14.405 --> 00:56:16.397 Here we go now! Here we go now! 00:56:16.845 --> 00:56:19.997 Here we go, here we go! Let me clear my throat 00:56:21.445 --> 00:56:23.038 Yeah, get on up here. 00:56:23.245 --> 00:56:25.805 Give it up for Walter! My main man, Walter! 00:56:27.685 --> 00:56:28.721 Goddamn! 00:56:28.925 --> 00:56:30.279 Get on up here, Mary! 00:56:30.485 --> 00:56:33.045 Give me the mike. No, no, no. Give me the mike. 00:56:33.205 --> 00:56:34.639 - Give it up for Mary! - No, no. 00:56:34.725 --> 00:56:37.194 Mary, everybody, yeah! 00:56:37.285 --> 00:56:38.719 You got to stop. 00:56:38.925 --> 00:56:40.837 When l say H, you say R 00:56:41.045 --> 00:56:43.037 H.R.! H.R.! 00:56:43.085 --> 00:56:45.395 When l say H, you say R 00:56:45.645 --> 00:56:47.716 H.R.! H.R.! 00:56:47.925 --> 00:56:50.042 And when she says H, you say R 00:56:50.205 --> 00:56:52.640 H.R.! H.R.! 00:56:52.725 --> 00:56:54.637 Yeah! 00:56:57.205 --> 00:56:59.242 lf y'all want to party like we do 00:56:59.365 --> 00:57:01.038 lf y'all want to party like us 00:57:01.165 --> 00:57:04.044 Let me hear you say, "Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!" 00:57:06.445 --> 00:57:08.482 lf y'all want to party like we do 00:57:08.645 --> 00:57:10.045 lf y'all want to party like us 00:57:10.445 --> 00:57:13.438 Let me hear you say, "Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!" 00:57:15.885 --> 00:57:18.878 Okay, that's part of it. Yeah! 00:57:19.725 --> 00:57:21.079 She's what makes this company great, 00:57:21.205 --> 00:57:24.004 just like every motherfucker in here! 00:57:25.045 --> 00:57:27.401 When l say freeze, y'all freeze one time 00:57:27.645 --> 00:57:29.045 Freeze! 00:57:31.045 --> 00:57:32.877 Now let me clear my throat 00:57:33.205 --> 00:57:35.674 Special dedication going out to all the ladies 00:57:35.805 --> 00:57:37.034 And all the brothers in here! 00:57:37.405 --> 00:57:40.045 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 00:57:55.045 --> 00:57:56.843 This is fun, right? 00:57:57.045 --> 00:57:58.195 This has turned 00:57:58.285 --> 00:58:00.925 from charming into life-threatening. 00:58:01.845 --> 00:58:04.917 I cannot believe that they are still not responding. 00:58:05.645 --> 00:58:07.238 At least my death will give my parents 00:58:07.365 --> 00:58:09.277 something to talk about at the meal I'm gonna miss. 00:58:09.645 --> 00:58:11.204 - Going to your parents' place? - Every year. 00:58:11.845 --> 00:58:15.043 This is where not having any family actually pays off. 00:58:15.365 --> 00:58:17.038 I get the whole city to myself. 00:58:17.445 --> 00:58:19.243 It's like some kind of awesome plague came in 00:58:19.365 --> 00:58:21.357 and spared only me and the Chinese restaurants. 00:58:21.805 --> 00:58:23.034 This is useless. 00:58:23.205 --> 00:58:25.037 You gonna be solo, huh? 00:58:25.285 --> 00:58:27.038 There's not gonna be a stocking on your mantel 00:58:27.045 --> 00:58:28.638 for Jimmy Butler at your place? 00:58:30.645 --> 00:58:32.477 - What are you doing? - Nothing? 00:58:33.045 --> 00:58:34.843 Just asking. You know? 00:58:35.645 --> 00:58:36.999 You could have dated me, Josh. 00:58:37.045 --> 00:58:38.195 But you freaked out and ran away. 00:58:39.085 --> 00:58:42.362 I still had PTSD from my marriage just ending, so... 00:58:44.205 --> 00:58:46.037 You'd been separated for a year. 00:58:48.045 --> 00:58:50.276 - I fucked up. - Yeah. 00:58:50.925 --> 00:58:52.484 Because you're an idiot. 00:58:53.045 --> 00:58:54.399 I'm sorry. 00:58:55.045 --> 00:58:57.844 I have been feeling shitty about it. 00:59:06.045 --> 00:59:08.037 We should've done this a long time ago. 00:59:09.485 --> 00:59:11.044 - Yeah. - Right? 00:59:19.645 --> 00:59:20.920 - Hey, Jeremy. - Huh? 00:59:21.045 --> 00:59:22.035 Hey! 00:59:22.045 --> 00:59:23.843 - Hey, man. - What's up, guys? 00:59:24.045 --> 00:59:27.834 Wow. Good thing I wasn't going number two, huh? 00:59:28.005 --> 00:59:29.405 Yeah. Leave you to it. 00:59:29.645 --> 00:59:32.205 - This is my territory! - Got it. That's clear. 00:59:34.645 --> 00:59:36.364 They can't shut us down! 00:59:36.445 --> 00:59:38.402 We're never gonna get shut down! 00:59:38.845 --> 00:59:41.041 When l say Zeno, you say Tek 00:59:41.205 --> 00:59:43.197 Zeno-Tek! Zeno-Tek! 00:59:43.645 --> 00:59:45.841 When l say Zeno, you say Tek 00:59:46.045 --> 00:59:48.037 Zeno-Tek! Zeno-Tek! 00:59:50.045 --> 00:59:52.196 It's a Christmas miracle. 00:59:53.005 --> 00:59:55.042 When l say Zeno, you say Tek 00:59:55.045 --> 00:59:57.162 Zeno-Tek! Zeno-Tek! 00:59:57.605 --> 00:59:59.642 When l say Zeno, you say Tek 01:00:00.045 --> 01:00:02.082 Zeno-Tek! Zeno-Tek! 01:00:02.925 --> 01:00:05.042 I love this party! 01:00:05.725 --> 01:00:08.194 I love this company! 01:00:08.845 --> 01:00:11.644 And I want to work with you people! 01:00:13.165 --> 01:00:16.044 What did he just say? Did Clay just close Walter? 01:00:16.205 --> 01:00:18.925 Huh, he really is Santa Claus. 01:00:24.725 --> 01:00:26.045 Yeah! 01:00:50.285 --> 01:00:52.083 So, Carol. You know, 01:00:52.205 --> 01:00:53.924 - that's my grandmother's name. - Mmm. 01:00:55.045 --> 01:00:56.638 - No, I did not know that. - Yeah. 01:00:57.685 --> 01:00:58.721 Oh. 01:00:58.845 --> 01:01:02.043 It's kind of an old-timey name. Don't really hear 01:01:02.285 --> 01:01:04.038 Carol much anymore. 01:01:05.085 --> 01:01:07.077 It's like... "Hi, I'm Carol. 01:01:07.445 --> 01:01:10.438 "I gotta get home before I miss my stories." 01:01:10.925 --> 01:01:15.044 "Hi, I'm Carol. I heard about Pearl Harbor on the radio." 01:01:15.045 --> 01:01:19.039 "Hi, I'm Carol. I died in the beginning of Up." 01:01:19.845 --> 01:01:21.074 That movie? 01:01:21.685 --> 01:01:23.802 Sorry, I'm just nervous. 01:01:24.045 --> 01:01:27.675 My first night on the job. On the ol' J.O.B. 01:01:27.925 --> 01:01:29.041 - It's your first night? - Yeah. 01:01:29.045 --> 01:01:30.035 Driving? 01:01:30.085 --> 01:01:31.201 First night driving the ol' Ubes. 01:01:32.445 --> 01:01:35.040 It's a pretty sweet gig, though. Make my own hours. 01:01:35.165 --> 01:01:36.884 You know, I could hook you up 01:01:37.005 --> 01:01:38.439 if you want to be an Uber driver. 01:01:38.805 --> 01:01:40.797 I'm good. I already have a job. Thank you very much. 01:01:41.005 --> 01:01:44.043 Yeah, but you could be CEO of your own car! 01:01:44.365 --> 01:01:46.004 I am a CEO. 01:01:46.045 --> 01:01:47.161 Of Uber? 01:01:47.605 --> 01:01:50.359 Oh, my God. Is this Undercover Boss? 01:01:50.445 --> 01:01:51.674 Is that a camera? 01:01:52.045 --> 01:01:54.241 Am I on ca... Are you wearing a disguise? 01:01:54.445 --> 01:01:56.038 No. This is not Undercover Boss. 01:01:56.165 --> 01:01:57.884 I am not the CEO of Uber. 01:01:58.045 --> 01:02:00.276 I am the CEO of Zenotek. Please just drive. 01:02:00.445 --> 01:02:03.085 No shit. I just dropped off, 01:02:03.205 --> 01:02:05.037 Iike, four people at that party tonight. 01:02:07.045 --> 01:02:08.035 I'm sorry? 01:02:08.165 --> 01:02:10.600 They gave me three stars Iike a bunch of bitches. 01:02:10.685 --> 01:02:12.039 Excuse me. What did you just say? 01:02:12.245 --> 01:02:14.635 - I said they were bitches. - No, no. What party? 01:02:14.845 --> 01:02:17.405 The party at your office. Everybody's like, "Oooh." 01:02:18.045 --> 01:02:21.243 - You son of a bitch, Clay. - Yeah, bunch of bitches! 01:02:21.445 --> 01:02:23.038 Can you just... 01:02:23.045 --> 01:02:25.241 Can you move? Move! 01:02:33.045 --> 01:02:34.843 The English band, the Optic Monkeys? 01:02:35.005 --> 01:02:36.155 You were supposed to see them with your friend Lindsey, 01:02:36.245 --> 01:02:37.361 you were like, "I can't go," 01:02:37.445 --> 01:02:38.481 because you couldn't get a babysitter? 01:02:38.645 --> 01:02:40.841 Did you hack into my emails? 01:02:41.045 --> 01:02:42.684 Get the fuck out of here. 01:02:42.885 --> 01:02:45.002 And never use that British accent again. 01:02:46.085 --> 01:02:47.724 Allison, are you okay? 01:02:48.005 --> 01:02:49.678 No! I'm not okay. 01:02:50.045 --> 01:02:52.037 My ex-husband is dating a stripper, 01:02:52.245 --> 01:02:54.237 Drew is cyberstalking me, 01:02:54.445 --> 01:02:55.845 and Fred from accounting 01:02:55.925 --> 01:02:57.996 is like a human fucking AMBER Alert. 01:02:58.165 --> 01:03:02.159 Don't I deserve to date someone who is nice? 01:03:02.365 --> 01:03:03.799 Of course you do. 01:03:04.045 --> 01:03:06.241 Allison, you're an amazing person. 01:03:06.445 --> 01:03:08.880 You basically take care of this whole office. 01:03:09.045 --> 01:03:10.035 And you do it every day, 01:03:10.045 --> 01:03:12.037 even though most people don't seem to notice. 01:03:12.045 --> 01:03:13.445 So, yeah, 01:03:14.005 --> 01:03:15.678 you deserve someone nice. 01:03:16.045 --> 01:03:17.035 Baby, 01:03:17.365 --> 01:03:20.164 I got your text. Ooh, I missed you. 01:03:20.605 --> 01:03:22.039 Come on, let's dance. 01:03:22.045 --> 01:03:24.037 Just hang in there. 01:03:27.405 --> 01:03:29.920 Go, Rodney! Go, Rodney! 01:03:39.405 --> 01:03:40.600 Nate! 01:03:40.845 --> 01:03:42.677 Hey, man. Larry from shipping here 01:03:42.805 --> 01:03:44.034 actually has a really great story 01:03:44.085 --> 01:03:45.360 that he wants to tell you. 01:03:45.725 --> 01:03:47.444 I was in the bathroom washing my face, 01:03:47.725 --> 01:03:49.205 and this girl came in, like, 01:03:49.285 --> 01:03:51.675 "I'll give you a handy for $40." 01:03:52.005 --> 01:03:53.041 And the next thing I knew, 01:03:53.045 --> 01:03:57.005 my penis was in her hand and then she starts... 01:03:57.725 --> 01:03:59.637 Okay, Larry, I know how a hand job works. 01:03:59.845 --> 01:04:01.279 I had no idea you guys were together. 01:04:01.645 --> 01:04:03.044 Wait, what are you talking about? 01:04:03.045 --> 01:04:06.402 So Becca gave Larry a hand job in the men's room. 01:04:06.845 --> 01:04:08.040 Goddamn it! 01:04:10.405 --> 01:04:12.203 Ooh, ooh! I'm going next. 01:04:12.845 --> 01:04:14.916 I'm inspired! I'm going next. 01:04:15.405 --> 01:04:18.398 - No, I called it. I called it. - No, no, wait. 01:04:18.845 --> 01:04:21.280 - I'm so happy for you! - Oh, shit. 01:04:21.485 --> 01:04:23.238 I was about to do my balls! 01:04:23.685 --> 01:04:26.041 Hey! What about the 3D printer? 01:04:26.405 --> 01:04:27.839 - Yes. Yes! - Yeah? 01:04:27.925 --> 01:04:29.279 I'm going first, I'm going first! 01:05:05.205 --> 01:05:07.197 Excuse me. Excuse me! 01:05:07.685 --> 01:05:08.835 Excuse me. 01:05:18.045 --> 01:05:19.843 Raise your hands if you're keeping your jobs! 01:05:19.925 --> 01:05:22.838 Raise your hands if you're gonna get a bonus! 01:05:23.645 --> 01:05:24.920 Excuse me. 01:05:25.045 --> 01:05:26.161 Clay? 01:05:26.885 --> 01:05:28.001 Clay! 01:05:28.245 --> 01:05:29.679 Oh, fuck. 01:05:30.045 --> 01:05:31.240 Hey, sis. 01:05:31.605 --> 01:05:32.675 Hey, hey, hey. 01:05:33.405 --> 01:05:35.044 Carol, before you get mad, Iisten to what I did. 01:05:35.045 --> 01:05:36.161 I said no party! 01:05:36.605 --> 01:05:38.039 That's all I said. All you had to do was nothing, 01:05:38.085 --> 01:05:40.236 and you couldn't even do that! Couldn't even do that! 01:05:40.445 --> 01:05:42.038 Carol, Carol, Carol! 01:05:42.245 --> 01:05:43.395 This is not what you think, okay? 01:05:43.485 --> 01:05:44.680 This is all for a reason. 01:05:47.045 --> 01:05:49.276 Listen. We threw this party for Walter Davis, 01:05:49.405 --> 01:05:51.601 and we closed him, he wants to give us his business. 01:05:51.805 --> 01:05:52.841 - We did it. - See? 01:05:53.045 --> 01:05:55.082 I'm not a failure. I'm a good boss. The party worked! 01:05:56.045 --> 01:05:57.604 - Walter Davis? - Yeah. 01:05:57.845 --> 01:05:59.404 - Is at this party? - That's right. 01:05:59.645 --> 01:06:00.715 Where is he? 01:06:01.085 --> 01:06:03.475 I don't know. Where was he? He was just on the stage. 01:06:03.725 --> 01:06:05.045 Oh... Guys? Guys! 01:06:06.045 --> 01:06:07.195 That's not good. 01:06:08.805 --> 01:06:10.159 Here we go! 01:06:10.365 --> 01:06:12.004 Do it! Do it! Do it! 01:06:12.045 --> 01:06:13.798 No, no, no. Shh! 01:06:14.045 --> 01:06:16.605 - What are you doing? - Hey, that was my idea. 01:06:16.845 --> 01:06:18.996 - Not relevant. - Walter? Hey, buddy! 01:06:19.045 --> 01:06:21.037 Why don't you come down using the stairs? 01:06:21.165 --> 01:06:23.236 No. Clay, it's like you said! 01:06:23.445 --> 01:06:26.040 I want to do something that scares me. To feel 01:06:26.165 --> 01:06:27.235 alive! 01:06:27.685 --> 01:06:29.039 Maybe not right now. 01:06:29.045 --> 01:06:30.798 What did you guys do to him? 01:06:31.005 --> 01:06:32.234 Let go of those lines, buddy! 01:06:32.805 --> 01:06:36.162 I'm the king of I.T. buyers! 01:06:37.045 --> 01:06:38.195 Whoo! 01:06:42.045 --> 01:06:43.399 - Oh! - Shit! 01:06:44.405 --> 01:06:45.441 Oh! 01:06:45.605 --> 01:06:47.039 Oh, God. 01:06:48.045 --> 01:06:50.241 So close. 01:06:53.925 --> 01:06:54.995 Hey, Walter. 01:06:55.045 --> 01:06:56.035 You were like an eagle up there. 01:06:56.165 --> 01:06:57.884 You were free. You did it. 01:06:58.045 --> 01:06:59.081 Did we win? 01:06:59.445 --> 01:07:00.799 Yeah, we won. 01:07:01.205 --> 01:07:03.197 Zenotek! Zenotek! 01:07:03.605 --> 01:07:04.880 That poor guy. 01:07:05.045 --> 01:07:06.035 What a day he's had. 01:07:06.165 --> 01:07:08.043 First he gets fired and now this. 01:07:08.045 --> 01:07:09.877 - Wait, what? - Did you say fired? 01:07:10.045 --> 01:07:11.035 Oh, yeah. 01:07:11.165 --> 01:07:13.043 Oh, he got fired at the close of business today. 01:07:13.045 --> 01:07:14.161 He told me, like, two hours ago. 01:07:14.405 --> 01:07:16.044 They shipped his whole branch overseas. 01:07:16.045 --> 01:07:17.035 What? 01:07:17.045 --> 01:07:18.843 I confirmed it with my H.R. Facebook group. 01:07:18.925 --> 01:07:20.041 And they know everything. 01:07:20.605 --> 01:07:23.165 Excuse me. Just to clarify, because I'm detail-oriented. 01:07:23.485 --> 01:07:26.205 So you didn't get a contract with Walter Davis 01:07:26.645 --> 01:07:28.716 because he didn't have a contract to give. 01:07:29.045 --> 01:07:30.445 Carol, before you get mad, here's the thing... 01:07:30.605 --> 01:07:31.641 He wanted to work with us. 01:07:31.805 --> 01:07:32.841 - So... - Clay. Clay! 01:07:32.925 --> 01:07:34.041 Yeah? 01:07:34.285 --> 01:07:35.719 I'm not mad. 01:07:36.005 --> 01:07:37.041 You're not? 01:07:37.045 --> 01:07:39.640 I mean, I was mad when Dad gave you this branch 01:07:40.045 --> 01:07:42.037 just as a reward for taking six years 01:07:42.045 --> 01:07:45.038 to graduate with a degree in... What is it? 01:07:45.685 --> 01:07:48.439 Canadian television theory with concentration in Drake. 01:07:48.885 --> 01:07:50.365 But this doesn't make me mad. 01:07:50.845 --> 01:07:52.643 - I feel relieved. - All right. 01:07:52.725 --> 01:07:54.045 Because it's over. 01:07:55.045 --> 01:07:57.241 - I'm shutting you down. - Yeah, no, because it's late. 01:07:57.365 --> 01:07:58.481 Allison got a clean-up crew 01:07:58.645 --> 01:07:59.681 - for tomorrow. - Uh-huh. 01:07:59.805 --> 01:08:02.798 No, Clay. I'm terminating this branch. 01:08:03.045 --> 01:08:05.355 I'm such a dickhead. I started to like this place, 01:08:05.445 --> 01:08:07.402 and then I get fucked. I get fucked! 01:08:07.645 --> 01:08:09.841 No, no, no. Stop it, stop it. Carol, let's take one beat. 01:08:10.045 --> 01:08:11.035 Look, look, Carol. Carol. 01:08:11.045 --> 01:08:12.195 I fucked up, okay, so blame me. 01:08:12.285 --> 01:08:13.480 But these are good people. 01:08:13.925 --> 01:08:15.882 You can't close this branch. This is Dad's branch. 01:08:16.045 --> 01:08:17.035 Well, you know what? He shouldn't have 01:08:17.045 --> 01:08:18.240 given it to you to fuck up. 01:08:19.885 --> 01:08:23.435 Oh, and, uh, good luck trying to be Mr Fun Guy 01:08:23.885 --> 01:08:25.683 when you have to fire all these people. 01:08:25.805 --> 01:08:26.841 Whoo! 01:08:26.925 --> 01:08:28.245 I'll see you in New York. 01:08:28.365 --> 01:08:29.401 Wait, what? 01:08:29.485 --> 01:08:30.999 Did your little friend not tell you? 01:08:31.045 --> 01:08:32.035 He's coming to work for me. 01:08:32.045 --> 01:08:33.161 Yeah, right. 01:08:33.245 --> 01:08:34.395 I never said yes to that job. 01:08:34.485 --> 01:08:36.397 I don't recall you ever saying no. 01:08:43.165 --> 01:08:44.201 Clay. 01:08:44.445 --> 01:08:46.641 Clay, I never sa... Hey. 01:08:47.045 --> 01:08:48.035 Clay. 01:08:50.845 --> 01:08:53.405 Oh, hey, Clay... You told me you had a two-drink limit. 01:08:54.605 --> 01:08:56.164 Yeah. You're right. 01:08:56.645 --> 01:08:59.843 Now, y'all didn't forget about DJ Calvis! 01:08:59.925 --> 01:09:01.803 Whoo! 01:09:09.045 --> 01:09:11.640 I want to go back to the party! 01:09:11.725 --> 01:09:13.045 Whoo! 01:09:14.045 --> 01:09:15.798 Hey! What the hell? 01:09:16.045 --> 01:09:17.479 I hired you to pretend to be my girlfriend, 01:09:17.645 --> 01:09:19.682 then you go and give all my co-workers hand jobs? 01:09:19.925 --> 01:09:21.996 You hired me to impress your co-workers, 01:09:22.045 --> 01:09:23.081 and he was pretty impressed. 01:09:23.285 --> 01:09:25.641 - Listen, I want my money back. - Well... 01:09:25.885 --> 01:09:27.239 I'm sorry, what was that? 01:09:27.685 --> 01:09:29.597 I couldn't hear you over my gun. 01:09:30.005 --> 01:09:32.440 - I, um, I want my money back. - Oh. 01:09:32.885 --> 01:09:36.595 I'm sorry. Customer services are not available right now, 01:09:36.845 --> 01:09:39.041 but perhaps I can address your grievance. 01:09:39.045 --> 01:09:41.241 Um, everything's fine. 01:09:41.445 --> 01:09:43.038 Would you say like a five on Yelp, 01:09:43.085 --> 01:09:45.042 or like positive three? 01:09:45.045 --> 01:09:46.035 Five. 01:09:46.165 --> 01:09:47.394 Five? Alexei! 01:09:48.725 --> 01:09:49.795 Uh... 01:09:50.805 --> 01:09:51.841 This is so funny. 01:09:51.925 --> 01:09:54.679 Do that thing where you pull his asshole through his face. 01:09:54.885 --> 01:09:56.035 Don't please. Shit! 01:09:56.045 --> 01:09:58.276 Santa's gonna get fucked up tonight! 01:09:58.805 --> 01:10:01.036 Who wants to party with Santa? 01:10:01.085 --> 01:10:02.485 Who the fuck is that? 01:10:02.725 --> 01:10:04.239 You know what, that guy is really rich. 01:10:04.365 --> 01:10:05.845 And he's really stupid. 01:10:06.045 --> 01:10:07.843 Well, then what are we doing with Spelling Bee here? 01:10:07.925 --> 01:10:09.439 Get outta here. Go! 01:10:10.205 --> 01:10:13.039 Hey, Santa! Wanna party? 01:10:15.725 --> 01:10:16.841 Yeah. 01:10:18.045 --> 01:10:20.037 Tracey! Tracey! Hey. 01:10:20.885 --> 01:10:22.035 Tracey! 01:10:22.205 --> 01:10:23.355 Hey! 01:10:24.045 --> 01:10:25.081 Tracey? 01:10:26.045 --> 01:10:27.923 Tracey, are you in here? 01:10:29.045 --> 01:10:30.240 Oh, pardon me. 01:10:30.605 --> 01:10:31.641 Hello? 01:10:31.925 --> 01:10:32.995 Oh. 01:10:33.045 --> 01:10:35.276 Josh, it's happening. 01:10:36.045 --> 01:10:37.240 Good for you. 01:10:38.605 --> 01:10:41.359 Hey, Tracey, which one are you in? 01:10:41.805 --> 01:10:45.037 Hi. Carol offered me a job, but in no way did I say... 01:10:45.045 --> 01:10:46.399 Josh. I get it. 01:10:46.845 --> 01:10:48.484 She offered me a job, too. 01:10:49.045 --> 01:10:50.718 - What? She offered you a job? - Yeah. 01:10:50.885 --> 01:10:51.921 Triple the salary. 01:10:52.045 --> 01:10:53.638 An apartment overlooking Central Park. 01:10:54.085 --> 01:10:56.042 I got double and moving costs. 01:10:56.205 --> 01:10:58.276 The real difference is I said no. 01:10:58.485 --> 01:11:00.044 Listen, I'm not fighting with you about this. 01:11:00.045 --> 01:11:01.081 It's silly. I didn't take the job. 01:11:01.285 --> 01:11:03.277 Yeah. But you didn't not take it, either. 01:11:03.685 --> 01:11:06.041 Because you need a safety net. Hey, that's who you are. 01:11:06.245 --> 01:11:08.805 I'm happy for you. You should go to New York. 01:11:09.845 --> 01:11:12.405 Is that what you want? You want me to go to New York? 01:11:12.645 --> 01:11:14.637 There's a real human centipede situation 01:11:14.725 --> 01:11:15.795 happening in the men's room. 01:11:16.045 --> 01:11:18.037 Tracey, please. Don't go. 01:11:18.085 --> 01:11:20.919 Whoa, this is almost the whole marketing department in here. 01:11:22.005 --> 01:11:24.042 - Can I get a drink? - Josh, Josh. 01:11:24.045 --> 01:11:25.274 Josh, where's Clay? 01:11:25.485 --> 01:11:28.045 Asswipe loses everybody their jobs and runs. 01:11:28.165 --> 01:11:29.804 How much did he spend on this party? 01:11:29.885 --> 01:11:31.035 He could have just given that money to us. 01:11:31.045 --> 01:11:32.195 Clay sucks. 01:11:32.285 --> 01:11:33.401 We should just kill him, Iike on that podcast. 01:11:33.645 --> 01:11:35.044 Put the Red Bull down. 01:11:35.045 --> 01:11:36.798 Respectfully, fuck you guys! 01:11:37.045 --> 01:11:38.718 Sorry, that was too much, but... 01:11:38.925 --> 01:11:40.917 Clay cares more about people 01:11:41.045 --> 01:11:42.274 than anyone I've ever met. 01:11:42.725 --> 01:11:44.239 He was gonna pay your bonuses tonight 01:11:44.365 --> 01:11:45.435 with the last of his money. 01:11:45.605 --> 01:11:46.721 What? 01:11:46.845 --> 01:11:48.165 Yeah, he's broke. Clay is broke. 01:11:48.365 --> 01:11:49.435 Who do you think paid 01:11:49.605 --> 01:11:51.198 for that bouncy house in accounting? 01:11:51.405 --> 01:11:53.362 Training that dog to deliver the mail? 01:11:53.805 --> 01:11:56.240 The zip-Iine? Doughnut Fridays? 01:11:56.365 --> 01:11:57.685 It was all Clay! 01:11:57.885 --> 01:11:59.035 He spent all of his money 01:11:59.165 --> 01:12:00.884 trying to keep this branch afloat. 01:12:01.045 --> 01:12:03.037 And whenever I questioned him about it, he would say, 01:12:03.365 --> 01:12:05.482 "Treat your employees Iike they're your family 01:12:05.645 --> 01:12:07.045 "and they'll do great things for you." 01:12:07.805 --> 01:12:09.034 You guys, Clay just left to get drugs 01:12:09.165 --> 01:12:10.235 with Becca and her pimp. 01:12:10.445 --> 01:12:11.595 Wait... Who's Becca? 01:12:11.805 --> 01:12:13.683 - Nate's whore. - Hey, that's his girlfriend! 01:12:13.885 --> 01:12:15.365 Nope, she's right. 01:12:15.845 --> 01:12:17.279 Becca's a prostitute. 01:12:17.445 --> 01:12:18.845 Oh, nice. 01:12:19.045 --> 01:12:20.035 Oh. Nope. 01:12:20.045 --> 01:12:21.684 Clay left to go get drugs with a pimp? 01:12:21.885 --> 01:12:24.036 Yes. She has a gun and a serious mood imbalance. 01:12:24.365 --> 01:12:25.594 Fuck. Carol! 01:12:25.685 --> 01:12:26.801 We have a problem. 01:12:26.885 --> 01:12:28.444 Yeah, you have Iots of problems. Good luck. 01:12:29.045 --> 01:12:30.479 Carol, excuse me. 01:12:31.245 --> 01:12:32.884 Carol! Listen. 01:12:33.045 --> 01:12:35.082 Clay has gone to get wasted with a psychopath, 01:12:35.285 --> 01:12:37.641 and he's got $300,000 strapped to his chest. 01:12:38.005 --> 01:12:40.156 Ooh, that really does sound Iike a big problem... 01:12:40.605 --> 01:12:41.675 For Clay. 01:12:41.805 --> 01:12:42.841 You already lost your dad. 01:12:42.925 --> 01:12:44.598 If you lose Clay, you'll have no one. 01:12:44.805 --> 01:12:47.036 Trust me, that's not a place you want to be. 01:12:48.365 --> 01:12:49.879 - I don't care. - What? 01:12:50.685 --> 01:12:53.245 - Oh, boy. This woman... - What is wrong with her? 01:12:55.005 --> 01:12:56.155 Really? 01:12:56.365 --> 01:12:58.163 Guys! I don't know what to do. 01:12:58.245 --> 01:12:59.361 Clay's not picking up his phone. 01:12:59.845 --> 01:13:01.598 I think I can locate him. 01:13:02.205 --> 01:13:03.685 This is so amazing to me, guys. 01:13:03.805 --> 01:13:05.205 We can actually connect with, you know. 01:13:05.405 --> 01:13:07.044 Yeah. Yeah. There we go. 01:13:07.045 --> 01:13:08.161 - Amazing. - Absolutely. 01:13:08.245 --> 01:13:10.362 They're full of shit, okay? They're not your soulmates. 01:13:10.445 --> 01:13:11.720 They just hacked your Facebook. 01:13:12.045 --> 01:13:14.355 - That's horseshit! - Unbelievable. So uncool. 01:13:14.445 --> 01:13:15.481 - Hey, wait! - No, no, no, girls! 01:13:16.045 --> 01:13:18.355 I knew you didn't like the Gilmore Girls. 01:13:18.685 --> 01:13:20.039 Okay, I'm gonna need both of you assclowns 01:13:20.165 --> 01:13:22.157 to hack into Clay's phone so we can find him. 01:13:22.405 --> 01:13:24.044 Come on, why would we help you, dude, seriously? 01:13:24.165 --> 01:13:25.804 Yeah, why would we help you? 01:13:26.045 --> 01:13:28.719 Because I'm your fucking boss, and I'm telling you to. 01:13:29.045 --> 01:13:31.719 - He can't touch him! - I'll allow it. 01:13:41.685 --> 01:13:45.042 Ooh, there's a car on fire. Did the Bears win? 01:13:46.045 --> 01:13:47.843 What are you looking at? 01:13:49.925 --> 01:13:52.235 Excuse me. Excuse me. Oh, Jesus. 01:13:53.805 --> 01:13:56.604 Hey, if everybody's fired, 01:13:57.005 --> 01:13:59.679 Iet's burn this place to the ground, baby! 01:14:01.005 --> 01:14:03.042 Hey! Hey, what department are you in? 01:14:03.165 --> 01:14:04.599 I don't work here. 01:14:04.885 --> 01:14:07.161 Let's do this, baby! Who's with me? 01:14:08.885 --> 01:14:10.035 Fuck. 01:14:17.485 --> 01:14:19.875 If I tell y'all one more time to back up, 01:14:20.005 --> 01:14:22.042 it's gonna be a problem. I'm not playing with y'all! 01:14:22.045 --> 01:14:23.399 Carla! Carla! I need you to go upstairs 01:14:23.485 --> 01:14:25.078 and lock this shit down. We gotta go help Clay. 01:14:25.245 --> 01:14:26.281 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, fuck that! 01:14:26.405 --> 01:14:29.045 The security guard was the first one to go in Die Hard. 01:14:29.205 --> 01:14:32.084 Carla, this is the one you knew would come. 01:14:32.405 --> 01:14:33.634 Be our John McClane. 01:14:34.205 --> 01:14:35.275 I'm on it. 01:14:36.725 --> 01:14:37.841 Hey. 01:14:38.005 --> 01:14:39.041 In case it gets dark. 01:14:41.365 --> 01:14:43.084 Who wants to get tased? 01:14:45.045 --> 01:14:46.877 Okay, where's your car? 01:14:47.045 --> 01:14:49.002 I took a cab. I thought we were gonna take your car. 01:14:49.045 --> 01:14:50.035 No, I took the EI. 01:14:52.165 --> 01:14:53.724 Let's go get our Santa. 01:14:53.845 --> 01:14:54.881 - Great! - Oh. 01:14:55.005 --> 01:14:57.998 Come on! No, don't. It's a lift and pull. 01:14:58.165 --> 01:14:59.599 You're jerking it! Jesus Christ, let me do it. 01:14:59.685 --> 01:15:00.801 - I'm pulling out. - Oh! 01:15:00.885 --> 01:15:02.683 All right. Yeah, it's... It's locked. 01:15:03.045 --> 01:15:04.035 Thanks. 01:15:05.085 --> 01:15:06.724 Get in. Come on. 01:15:08.165 --> 01:15:09.645 What'd you get all over your seats? 01:15:09.885 --> 01:15:11.035 Oh, no, it's from the parrots. 01:15:11.045 --> 01:15:12.684 Relax, it's not poop. It's some... 01:15:12.885 --> 01:15:15.002 It's genital secretions. It's mating season. 01:15:15.045 --> 01:15:17.002 - Oh. - Should be dry. 01:15:17.045 --> 01:15:19.196 Okay. Nate says Clay's on the South Side. 01:15:21.045 --> 01:15:24.004 He is not gonna fuck this up for me. 01:15:24.365 --> 01:15:26.596 The board will vote me CEO. 01:15:26.805 --> 01:15:29.365 That is happening. So let's just do this, okay? 01:15:30.845 --> 01:15:33.041 - Can this thing handle snow? - Oh, please. It's a Kia. 01:15:33.205 --> 01:15:34.844 It's what God would drive. 01:15:49.285 --> 01:15:50.605 Oh! 01:15:50.685 --> 01:15:53.041 Guys, you know, the thing is, I told everybody 01:15:53.045 --> 01:15:54.798 they were gonna be okay, but then they weren't. 01:15:55.005 --> 01:15:57.804 And so, I broke a Christmas promise, which... 01:15:58.805 --> 01:16:00.444 Is basically the worst thing you can do. 01:16:01.005 --> 01:16:03.156 I mean, it is so stressful being the boss. 01:16:03.245 --> 01:16:04.679 Nobody ever talks about that. 01:16:05.005 --> 01:16:06.041 No. No, not at all. 01:16:06.045 --> 01:16:07.035 And if you want to complain about it, 01:16:07.045 --> 01:16:09.162 everybody's like, "Oh, boo-hoo you, rich Santa." 01:16:09.405 --> 01:16:10.725 Yeah, no one gives a shit! 01:16:10.925 --> 01:16:12.041 I can't call people up and be like, 01:16:12.045 --> 01:16:13.798 "Oh! I'm having a bad pimp day." 01:16:14.005 --> 01:16:15.041 See, you understand. 01:16:15.165 --> 01:16:18.363 I get clients calling me 24/7. Middle of the night, 3:00 AM: 01:16:18.605 --> 01:16:19.800 Brring, brring, brring! 01:16:20.005 --> 01:16:21.917 "Hey, I need anal, Iike yesterday." 01:16:22.045 --> 01:16:23.035 Yeah, the same with me! 01:16:23.045 --> 01:16:24.684 Except instead of anal, it's data storage. 01:16:24.885 --> 01:16:26.877 Or, "I'm, like, chairing a PTA meeting. 01:16:27.005 --> 01:16:28.439 "Can you have someone blow me in the gymnasium?" 01:16:28.685 --> 01:16:30.039 Yeah, absolutely. It never ends. 01:16:30.245 --> 01:16:33.044 Or, like, "Hey, your girl just stabbed me in the leg 01:16:33.045 --> 01:16:34.240 "and now I'm bleeding out in the alleyway." 01:16:35.045 --> 01:16:36.798 I don't relate to that as much. 01:16:37.005 --> 01:16:39.156 It's mental, right? How much people lean on you? 01:16:39.365 --> 01:16:41.880 And my sister wanted me to be a failure, 01:16:42.005 --> 01:16:43.997 and I was, so she's not gonna let that go. 01:16:44.045 --> 01:16:46.605 That's the problem of working with family, though. 01:16:46.925 --> 01:16:49.156 - Yeah. - You can never escape them. 01:16:49.605 --> 01:16:51.642 You can never escape them. 01:16:52.045 --> 01:16:53.274 But you know what, you're gonna be fine, man. 01:16:53.405 --> 01:16:54.441 You know why? 01:16:54.605 --> 01:16:56.358 'Cause you've got all that money, honey. 01:16:56.805 --> 01:16:59.036 Yeah, that's the thing. I don't, actually. 01:16:59.165 --> 01:17:00.997 I spent it all trying to keep the branch open. 01:17:01.045 --> 01:17:03.685 All I have left is just $300,000 cash. 01:17:04.045 --> 01:17:05.240 You have 300 grand. 01:17:05.445 --> 01:17:06.845 Oh, my gosh. Whenever I'm that low in my account, 01:17:06.925 --> 01:17:08.439 I'm just like, "Kill me." 01:17:08.805 --> 01:17:10.159 Uh, so where is the money? 01:17:10.365 --> 01:17:13.802 - It's on my person. It's safe. - It's in your personal safe? 01:17:14.885 --> 01:17:16.877 Okay, we're close. No, no, this is it! This is... 01:17:17.005 --> 01:17:18.883 There's a spot! Right there. You passed it! 01:17:21.045 --> 01:17:22.877 Careful. Easy. 01:17:24.925 --> 01:17:25.995 Oh! 01:17:26.685 --> 01:17:28.039 That's how you park a minivan. 01:17:28.245 --> 01:17:29.804 - Jeez! - Very impressive. 01:17:30.005 --> 01:17:32.679 Okay, Nate, are you sure about this address here? 01:17:32.885 --> 01:17:35.036 Yes. 92765 Union Street. 01:17:35.645 --> 01:17:38.205 That's where the pin is. Uh, Red Square Club. 01:17:38.685 --> 01:17:41.883 Brian, I can see you fucking on my desk! 01:17:44.685 --> 01:17:45.880 Uh... 01:17:46.725 --> 01:17:48.921 - I'll go see what's going on. - Okay. 01:17:49.685 --> 01:17:51.005 This is it. 01:17:53.405 --> 01:17:54.475 Oh, my God. 01:17:57.085 --> 01:17:59.281 Well, maybe he deserved it. Who knows? 01:17:59.485 --> 01:18:00.839 Here we go, guys. Come on. 01:18:01.045 --> 01:18:03.037 Quickly? Because I don't know what's gonna happen in there. 01:18:03.725 --> 01:18:06.035 Last year I filed a sexual harassment complaint 01:18:06.085 --> 01:18:07.280 against myself. 01:18:07.405 --> 01:18:09.044 - Against yourself. - Mmm-hmm. 01:18:10.045 --> 01:18:13.641 Andrew, in the copy room, he was changing the toner. 01:18:14.045 --> 01:18:16.276 And I pretended to drop something on the ground 01:18:16.925 --> 01:18:18.279 so that I could bend over 01:18:18.405 --> 01:18:21.044 and graze his butt with my nose. 01:18:21.045 --> 01:18:22.035 And I did. 01:18:27.045 --> 01:18:29.401 - That doesn't seem that bad. - And then I said, 01:18:29.725 --> 01:18:33.719 "If you don't fuck me, buster, I will ruin you." 01:18:34.045 --> 01:18:35.240 Hmm. That's harassment. 01:18:35.885 --> 01:18:37.239 That's why he quit. 01:18:37.645 --> 01:18:40.035 You seem like you feel better. Here we go. 01:18:40.085 --> 01:18:41.201 Wait! No, guys, 01:18:41.445 --> 01:18:43.357 we can't go in there looking like this. 01:18:46.085 --> 01:18:47.155 Hey, Carol? 01:18:48.045 --> 01:18:49.399 Why don't you give me your coat? 01:19:03.685 --> 01:19:06.883 - How we doing tonight? - Private party. Members only. 01:19:08.045 --> 01:19:09.479 Well, I'm a businessman. 01:19:09.645 --> 01:19:11.045 These are my business ladies 01:19:11.285 --> 01:19:13.277 of the night. You hear what I'm saying to you? 01:19:13.725 --> 01:19:14.875 They only come out at night. 01:19:15.005 --> 01:19:16.155 - Okay. Okay. - Mostly for parties. 01:19:23.445 --> 01:19:25.596 It's a beautiful language. 01:19:28.045 --> 01:19:29.798 Nice, Carol. 01:19:35.445 --> 01:19:37.038 Seems like an appropriate setting 01:19:37.085 --> 01:19:38.678 for an emotional rock bottom. 01:19:41.085 --> 01:19:43.042 Oh, there's a back room. 01:19:52.805 --> 01:19:53.841 Hi. 01:19:53.925 --> 01:19:56.156 How you doing? Have you seen a guy in a Santa suit? 01:19:56.365 --> 01:19:58.357 Fuck you. I don't tell you anything. 01:19:58.605 --> 01:20:00.039 - All right, now listen here. - Nuh-uh-uh. 01:20:05.285 --> 01:20:07.481 Hi. Me again. Where's Santa? 01:20:07.845 --> 01:20:09.074 Fuck you. 01:20:09.805 --> 01:20:12.036 You do not want to die at the hands of Lululemon here. 01:20:12.445 --> 01:20:14.038 It'd be real embarrassing. You're a large guy, 01:20:14.165 --> 01:20:16.680 and she's made of nothing but salad and Smartwater. 01:20:18.005 --> 01:20:19.041 Nope, no tap outs. 01:20:20.165 --> 01:20:21.804 Back door? Thank you. 01:20:22.045 --> 01:20:23.445 - Bitch. - What? 01:20:25.085 --> 01:20:26.201 Was that too much? 01:20:26.405 --> 01:20:28.203 - Just a little. - I loved it. 01:20:28.485 --> 01:20:29.635 Let's go. 01:20:30.045 --> 01:20:31.877 - Hey! - Oh, God. 01:20:32.045 --> 01:20:33.445 Oh. Go. I got this. Go, go. 01:20:33.685 --> 01:20:35.039 Okay. Enjoy. 01:20:36.685 --> 01:20:38.358 Come on, let's party. 01:20:39.485 --> 01:20:42.922 Vin Diesel ain't got shit on me! 01:20:43.045 --> 01:20:44.081 Clay! 01:20:45.165 --> 01:20:46.724 What did he say? 01:20:46.845 --> 01:20:47.881 I think I know where they're going. 01:20:48.005 --> 01:20:49.041 Let's get the car. Come on! 01:20:53.045 --> 01:20:54.365 Let's go! 01:20:57.045 --> 01:20:58.035 Excuse me. Excuse me. 01:20:58.085 --> 01:21:00.361 Hey, Mary? Mary, get in the car! 01:21:02.045 --> 01:21:03.445 Damn it. 01:21:16.485 --> 01:21:20.195 God rest ye merry gentlemen 01:21:20.845 --> 01:21:23.724 Let nothing you dismay 01:21:25.045 --> 01:21:28.243 Remember Christ the Saviour 01:21:28.885 --> 01:21:31.923 Was born on Christmas Day 01:21:32.725 --> 01:21:36.480 To save us all from Satan's power 01:21:36.925 --> 01:21:39.440 When we were gone astray 01:21:41.205 --> 01:21:45.802 Tidings of comfort and joy 01:21:46.085 --> 01:21:47.599 Comfort and joy 01:21:48.045 --> 01:21:51.834 Oh, tidings of comfort 01:21:52.045 --> 01:21:55.402 Comfort and joy! 01:22:14.845 --> 01:22:17.405 - Oh, God. - Yeah, I fucked up. I did. 01:22:17.845 --> 01:22:19.040 I lost a lot of people's jobs. 01:22:19.045 --> 01:22:20.923 I hurt a lot of good people tonight. 01:22:21.045 --> 01:22:22.445 Oh, yeah, totally. Cool story. 01:22:22.605 --> 01:22:23.800 Are we coming up to your apartment building 01:22:23.885 --> 01:22:25.080 on the left, to the right, or... 01:22:25.285 --> 01:22:26.480 We're not going to my apartment. 01:22:26.645 --> 01:22:27.715 Uh, yes, we are. 01:22:27.925 --> 01:22:29.484 We are going to your apartment to go to the safe. 01:22:29.725 --> 01:22:31.717 There's nothing safe about what we're gonna do. 01:22:32.045 --> 01:22:33.365 Yeah, it's like you said, you know. 01:22:33.445 --> 01:22:35.835 We need to escape them, so that's what we're gonna do. 01:22:36.045 --> 01:22:37.638 - Red light. - What the fuck 01:22:37.845 --> 01:22:39.040 are you talking about? There's a red light! 01:22:39.045 --> 01:22:40.035 That's a red light! 01:22:42.685 --> 01:22:44.244 Oh, yeah! 01:22:44.925 --> 01:22:47.394 We go right through 'em. They're just suggestions. 01:22:50.725 --> 01:22:52.205 - Can you look at that fuck? - Oh, the fucking windshield. 01:22:52.285 --> 01:22:53.401 Are you kidding? Not now! 01:22:53.485 --> 01:22:55.477 That's the A.C., Josh. We don't need that right now. 01:22:55.685 --> 01:22:56.721 What about that? 01:22:56.845 --> 01:22:57.995 Oh. No, that's the recirculating mode. 01:22:58.045 --> 01:23:01.038 How am I gonna run Zenotek without this Genius Bar? 01:23:01.045 --> 01:23:02.161 You can get up here and help if you'd like. 01:23:02.245 --> 01:23:03.645 Okay, my seat's getting hotter. 01:23:03.925 --> 01:23:05.041 Mary, why do you even have a minivan? 01:23:05.045 --> 01:23:07.082 - You don't have kids. - I buy in bulk! 01:23:07.645 --> 01:23:08.795 - Oh! It's them! - Yeah. 01:23:08.885 --> 01:23:10.035 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, good eyes. 01:23:10.165 --> 01:23:12.043 Oh, God! What's that smell? 01:23:12.045 --> 01:23:13.161 I'm gonna be honest with you, 01:23:13.245 --> 01:23:14.599 I have been farting this entire time. 01:23:18.605 --> 01:23:20.039 Oh, my gosh. 01:23:20.165 --> 01:23:21.235 Okay, you know what, 01:23:21.365 --> 01:23:23.038 take me to your personal safe right now. 01:23:23.245 --> 01:23:24.599 We don't need money where we're going. 01:23:24.805 --> 01:23:26.034 - Where are we going? - For glory. 01:23:26.045 --> 01:23:27.161 The Clark Street Bridge. 01:23:27.365 --> 01:23:28.640 This time of night it'll be up. 01:23:28.725 --> 01:23:31.035 We're gonna jump the bridge and never look back. 01:23:38.245 --> 01:23:39.281 Okay, new game. Pull over. 01:23:39.405 --> 01:23:40.475 Just pull over or I'll tuck and roll. 01:23:40.645 --> 01:23:41.874 - No, no, no. Trina, Trina. - Just slow down. 01:23:42.045 --> 01:23:43.798 Trina, I've been thinking about this for a while. 01:23:43.885 --> 01:23:45.001 We can make this jump. 01:23:45.045 --> 01:23:46.035 I let a lot of people down, 01:23:46.045 --> 01:23:47.604 but I'm not gonna let you guys down. 01:23:47.685 --> 01:23:50.041 We're gonna escape our families and become anew! 01:23:50.245 --> 01:23:51.440 Pull over right now. 01:23:51.605 --> 01:23:53.164 Or I shoot you in the fucking brain. 01:23:53.365 --> 01:23:54.685 Well, you can't shoot him, 01:23:54.805 --> 01:23:56.364 because then he's gonna crash the car. 01:23:56.605 --> 01:23:58.676 Really, Savannah? Really? 01:23:58.885 --> 01:24:00.035 Why don't you put it in an email 01:24:00.045 --> 01:24:01.081 and c.c. everyone, all right? 01:24:01.205 --> 01:24:03.003 Make double sure everyone got it. 01:24:03.685 --> 01:24:05.881 You know what, you should start a podcast, Savannah, 01:24:06.005 --> 01:24:08.156 called "Savannah Says Fucking Stupid Things Out Loud." 01:24:15.045 --> 01:24:16.035 Clay! 01:24:16.165 --> 01:24:17.679 Clay! Hey, listen, I'm sorry! 01:24:17.805 --> 01:24:19.080 I was never gonna take that job. 01:24:19.405 --> 01:24:20.475 Not good enough! 01:24:20.725 --> 01:24:22.159 Do not jump that bridge. 01:24:22.365 --> 01:24:25.039 I have to do this. Carol's right, I'm a fuckup! 01:24:26.445 --> 01:24:27.481 Shit! 01:24:33.165 --> 01:24:35.805 Pull over, you fucking idiot! 01:24:36.045 --> 01:24:38.435 Or, the nice supportive version? 01:24:38.805 --> 01:24:41.161 Pull over, fucking idiot! 01:24:41.285 --> 01:24:42.401 No. 01:24:42.605 --> 01:24:44.164 Hey, tell him to pull over, lady! 01:24:44.365 --> 01:24:48.359 Look. Pull over! Pull over! Pull over! It doesn't work! 01:24:48.805 --> 01:24:51.445 - It's not working. - None of it works! 01:24:51.685 --> 01:24:52.880 Hey, Clay, 01:24:53.045 --> 01:24:55.799 you jump that bridge, I'm going with you. 01:24:56.005 --> 01:24:57.041 What? No! 01:24:57.245 --> 01:24:58.440 Yes, I am. 01:24:58.605 --> 01:25:01.040 Did you say hit it at 80 or 90, Vin Diesel? 01:25:01.725 --> 01:25:04.035 - Put it into sport. - Here we go. 01:25:06.805 --> 01:25:08.603 Josh, I'm sorry that I said you were safe. 01:25:09.005 --> 01:25:10.883 - You don't have to do this. - Yes, I do. 01:25:11.045 --> 01:25:13.002 Josh, what are you doing, man? 01:25:13.045 --> 01:25:15.002 You go, we all go! 01:25:16.045 --> 01:25:17.035 Fuck. 01:25:17.925 --> 01:25:19.917 I love America! 01:25:25.085 --> 01:25:27.919 I am not gonna die in a minivan. 01:25:28.285 --> 01:25:30.845 Hey, hey, hey! Get off the wheel! 01:26:15.045 --> 01:26:17.719 We could've made that bridge, panty hose. 01:26:19.405 --> 01:26:20.725 Where's Clay? 01:26:28.405 --> 01:26:31.045 It was on your person. 01:26:37.005 --> 01:26:38.724 What did we hit? 01:26:39.045 --> 01:26:41.037 The collision severed the primary fibre line, 01:26:41.165 --> 01:26:42.724 as well as its backup, 01:26:42.925 --> 01:26:44.837 paralyzing lnternet, DSL, 01:26:44.925 --> 01:26:47.042 and cellular communications citywide. 01:26:47.285 --> 01:26:49.436 So if you haven't ordered your holiday gifts early, 01:26:49.605 --> 01:26:51.722 you may not be able to order them at all. 01:26:52.045 --> 01:26:54.037 I quit, by the way! 01:26:54.085 --> 01:26:56.475 You quit what? What, Savannah? What'd you quit? 01:26:56.725 --> 01:26:58.239 Just a couple of normal girls here. 01:26:58.605 --> 01:27:00.039 Move it, move it! Clear! 01:27:00.205 --> 01:27:01.639 The Internet's down. 01:27:02.045 --> 01:27:03.399 My brother needs a doctor! 01:27:03.645 --> 01:27:05.044 Ma'am, you're gonna need to wait your turn. 01:27:05.045 --> 01:27:06.479 Will you find someone that will help my brother? 01:27:06.845 --> 01:27:09.041 All of you, just back up! 01:27:09.285 --> 01:27:12.403 Back up. Make a single file line against that wall 01:27:12.645 --> 01:27:16.036 and she will be with you when she has a fucking minute! 01:27:24.445 --> 01:27:27.643 You know, you trying to jump that bridge was really... 01:27:27.885 --> 01:27:30.036 Brave? That what you were going for? 01:27:31.045 --> 01:27:32.798 No. Stupid. I was gonna say stupid. 01:27:32.885 --> 01:27:34.842 No. I... I would say brave. 01:27:34.925 --> 01:27:36.882 - A little brave. - Yeah. Hi. 01:27:37.045 --> 01:27:39.037 - Hey, how is he? - Oh. He's fine. 01:27:39.085 --> 01:27:40.997 In fact, the doctor said that the crash 01:27:41.045 --> 01:27:43.480 actually fixed a previous fracture. 01:27:44.045 --> 01:27:45.877 He's got... He's got this gift. 01:27:46.005 --> 01:27:47.200 I don't... I don't get it. 01:27:47.445 --> 01:27:49.641 - Oh. Thank God he's okay. - Oh, well... 01:27:50.045 --> 01:27:52.196 So, maybe you'll reconsider firing everyone? 01:27:52.485 --> 01:27:54.875 Once it gets out there that we caused this crash, 01:27:55.005 --> 01:27:56.075 the board finds out, 01:27:56.405 --> 01:27:58.397 my ass is fired. No one has a job. 01:27:58.845 --> 01:28:00.996 - So... - Carol? 01:28:01.085 --> 01:28:03.361 Is now a good time to exchange insurance information 01:28:03.445 --> 01:28:04.720 for the car stuff? 01:28:04.925 --> 01:28:07.724 It's not. You know, we would've made it, by the way. 01:28:07.925 --> 01:28:10.042 - At the speed you were going? - Comfortably. 01:28:10.165 --> 01:28:12.202 Please. To make that jump, with that incline, 01:28:12.285 --> 01:28:14.242 you would have had to at least been going... 01:28:14.445 --> 01:28:16.038 - 110. - 95. 01:28:17.645 --> 01:28:19.045 No, 95. 01:28:19.725 --> 01:28:22.285 - It's simple math. - Oh. Well, okay. 01:28:22.485 --> 01:28:24.363 It might be simple on paper, 01:28:24.445 --> 01:28:27.483 but you're forgetting the wind, the weight of the Kia, 01:28:28.045 --> 01:28:29.718 the four of us, 01:28:30.285 --> 01:28:31.401 bird cages... 01:28:31.685 --> 01:28:34.883 I prefer to call them bird condos, and so do the birds. 01:28:35.245 --> 01:28:37.840 Point being, you have to adjust your numbers 01:28:37.925 --> 01:28:40.235 to account for real world conditions. 01:28:40.845 --> 01:28:44.043 Simple. Or did they not teach you that in hacker college? 01:28:44.245 --> 01:28:45.361 You're right. 01:28:45.485 --> 01:28:46.601 Thank you. 01:28:47.085 --> 01:28:48.405 No, not about that. 01:28:48.485 --> 01:28:50.283 Although hacker college does sound awesome. 01:28:51.045 --> 01:28:53.196 It's AnywAir. I've been doing it wrong. 01:28:55.685 --> 01:28:57.916 I... I've been treating the power grid 01:28:58.045 --> 01:28:59.798 as if it was a seamless source of Internet. 01:29:00.045 --> 01:29:02.355 It's not seamless, it's messy. It... 01:29:03.245 --> 01:29:05.043 But if there was an opportunity 01:29:06.045 --> 01:29:08.037 where the conditions were just right. 01:29:08.805 --> 01:29:11.843 If we were inside of a vacuum. If it was still. 01:29:12.245 --> 01:29:14.043 Oh, my God. 01:29:14.245 --> 01:29:16.043 - An Internet blackout. - An Internet blackout! 01:29:16.205 --> 01:29:17.241 Let's get you back to the office. 01:29:17.365 --> 01:29:18.401 - Yes! - Come on. 01:29:19.045 --> 01:29:21.162 I'm gonna text you that claims form, yeah? 01:29:30.045 --> 01:29:33.038 - I'm sorry, Mary. - Go save the company! 01:29:59.045 --> 01:30:00.445 Mum? 01:30:02.045 --> 01:30:03.240 Dad? 01:30:26.685 --> 01:30:27.721 Oh, my... 01:30:30.405 --> 01:30:31.998 Oh. Hey. 01:30:32.245 --> 01:30:33.281 Hey. 01:30:37.045 --> 01:30:38.081 Carla! 01:30:38.205 --> 01:30:39.480 - Wassup? - Morning. 01:30:39.685 --> 01:30:42.041 I tased as many as I could, but... 01:30:42.445 --> 01:30:44.676 Yeah. Well, I actually thought it was gonna be worse, so... 01:30:45.045 --> 01:30:46.035 Uh-uh! 01:30:46.165 --> 01:30:48.805 I see you, bitch! Uh-uh, bitch, I see you! 01:30:49.045 --> 01:30:50.638 Your office was locked, right? 01:30:50.725 --> 01:30:52.000 Yeah, of course. 01:30:52.165 --> 01:30:54.919 - What... What's happening? - Did you guys find Clay? 01:31:04.045 --> 01:31:05.843 - Sorry. Old habit. - Sure. 01:31:06.165 --> 01:31:08.600 Okay. So, what... You're writing an algorithm 01:31:08.685 --> 01:31:10.722 that can respond to the grid in real time? 01:31:10.925 --> 01:31:12.484 - That's gonna take... - Done. 01:31:13.805 --> 01:31:14.841 Forever. 01:31:15.245 --> 01:31:17.441 Nate! How's that server bank? 01:31:17.925 --> 01:31:19.882 Still covered in beer! Five minutes! 01:31:20.045 --> 01:31:21.684 I hope it's beer. 01:31:23.045 --> 01:31:24.081 Hey. 01:31:24.205 --> 01:31:25.480 Uh, about what happened... 01:31:25.645 --> 01:31:27.044 All good. Everyone has their thing. 01:31:27.045 --> 01:31:29.162 I know it seems weird, but I just crave discipline. 01:31:29.245 --> 01:31:30.918 My family had no set meal times. 01:31:31.045 --> 01:31:33.162 Yeah, it's cool. I don't need your origin story. 01:31:33.405 --> 01:31:35.442 Promise me you won't tell anyone? 01:31:35.885 --> 01:31:37.478 - I'll do your taxes! - Deal. 01:31:37.845 --> 01:31:38.881 Great. 01:31:39.045 --> 01:31:42.038 Oh, my God, the office. Hey, guys, I got doughnuts! 01:31:42.245 --> 01:31:45.044 I got, uh, jelly and glazed and, uh, 01:31:45.445 --> 01:31:47.038 some other stuff. But no Cronuts, 01:31:47.045 --> 01:31:48.445 that's a bastard pastry. 01:31:52.045 --> 01:31:53.718 I still hate your rules. 01:31:54.645 --> 01:31:56.716 But your dancing is 01:31:57.045 --> 01:31:58.479 wild and free. 01:31:58.885 --> 01:32:00.877 Like an unmanned fire hose. 01:32:03.045 --> 01:32:04.843 Put your pants on. 01:32:08.005 --> 01:32:09.155 For now. 01:32:11.165 --> 01:32:12.838 Now, we can't fix the Internet 01:32:12.925 --> 01:32:14.041 if we can't get on the Internet. 01:32:14.045 --> 01:32:15.274 Everything is down. 01:32:15.485 --> 01:32:16.805 Okay, well, all the phones are working. 01:32:16.885 --> 01:32:18.035 What about a dial-up modem? 01:32:18.045 --> 01:32:19.399 Great. Now all you need is a RadioShack 01:32:19.485 --> 01:32:20.635 and a time machine. 01:32:20.725 --> 01:32:23.240 - Oh, the G1 had it, right? - There's one in Clay's office. 01:32:23.405 --> 01:32:24.441 I got the desk. Get the desk. 01:32:24.605 --> 01:32:26.995 Okay, give me the wires. Plug it in here. Give me that. 01:32:27.045 --> 01:32:29.162 Hey, I could use some of that giddy-up in H.R. 01:32:29.245 --> 01:32:31.043 if you two ponies are looking for a new stable. 01:32:31.085 --> 01:32:32.201 I am looking for a new stable, Mary. 01:32:32.285 --> 01:32:33.401 Thank you so much. We'll talk later. 01:32:33.645 --> 01:32:34.681 Mary, you're showing a lot of neck. 01:32:34.805 --> 01:32:35.875 Breaking your own rules. 01:32:36.045 --> 01:32:37.843 It's a little skanky, isn't it? 01:32:38.045 --> 01:32:39.399 - Plug it in. - Plugged in. 01:32:39.645 --> 01:32:41.045 Uh, I got this D.J. equipment, 01:32:41.165 --> 01:32:42.201 if you want to use that for something. 01:32:42.405 --> 01:32:44.078 Okay, that's not gonna help, but thank you. 01:32:44.445 --> 01:32:45.481 All right, guys. 01:32:46.205 --> 01:32:47.241 What now? 01:32:47.445 --> 01:32:49.835 I press "Enter," it launches the protocol, and then... 01:32:49.925 --> 01:32:51.200 And then everybody gets back on the Internet. 01:32:51.285 --> 01:32:52.435 Hopefully. 01:32:52.605 --> 01:32:54.039 Or I blow up the power grid. 01:32:54.245 --> 01:32:56.157 - So be ready for that. - Okay? 01:32:56.365 --> 01:32:58.596 Don't worry about that. Just hit "Enter." 01:32:58.885 --> 01:33:00.035 Okay, guys. 01:33:00.885 --> 01:33:01.921 Here we go. 01:33:11.045 --> 01:33:12.638 Power's still on. 01:33:12.725 --> 01:33:14.284 Yeah, I'm honestly shocked by that. 01:33:14.485 --> 01:33:15.839 No Internet yet, though. 01:33:15.925 --> 01:33:17.041 It could take a few seconds. 01:33:17.045 --> 01:33:18.877 If it works, you'll have a connection alert. 01:33:19.245 --> 01:33:20.998 - No. - No, nothing. 01:33:21.165 --> 01:33:22.804 Nothing yet. 01:33:24.485 --> 01:33:26.044 - No? Anybody? - No. 01:33:26.165 --> 01:33:27.281 No, nothing. 01:33:27.405 --> 01:33:28.441 Josh? 01:33:28.645 --> 01:33:29.999 No. Just give it a little more time. 01:33:32.405 --> 01:33:34.044 Maybe it wasn't ready. 01:33:34.405 --> 01:33:36.078 Tracey, hey. 01:33:36.485 --> 01:33:37.919 It's ready. 01:33:38.245 --> 01:33:40.601 Still dead. Waiting for it. Still dead. 01:33:47.045 --> 01:33:48.035 - Is that you? - Got it. 01:33:48.165 --> 01:33:49.201 - Got it! - Oh, my God. 01:33:49.645 --> 01:33:51.398 - Yep, I got it. - Oh, my God! 01:33:51.805 --> 01:33:53.034 - Was that you? - I got it! 01:33:53.165 --> 01:33:54.235 Yeah, I got it, too! 01:33:54.645 --> 01:33:57.479 I got mine! Yeah. Yeah, there's mine. Holy shit! 01:33:57.925 --> 01:33:59.154 - Tracey! - You did it! 01:34:22.845 --> 01:34:24.404 Work never stops. You see that? 01:34:24.645 --> 01:34:26.477 Excuse me. Excuse me. 01:34:26.925 --> 01:34:29.281 Hello, yes. I am happy for you, but I do need you to 01:34:29.485 --> 01:34:31.636 sign a personal relationship disclosure form 01:34:31.725 --> 01:34:32.841 before this rounds first. 01:34:32.925 --> 01:34:34.484 No. No, I don't think so. 01:34:34.725 --> 01:34:37.081 Hey, Mary, sign this. 01:34:37.205 --> 01:34:40.277 Oh. Oh, you know what? Um, I really like you, 01:34:40.645 --> 01:34:42.716 um, but maybe we could get, Iike, a cup of coffee first, 01:34:42.845 --> 01:34:43.915 or something? 01:34:44.045 --> 01:34:45.923 Yeah! Totally. 01:34:46.045 --> 01:34:48.276 That's what I meant by, "Sign this." 01:34:48.725 --> 01:34:50.284 - You know what? Forget it. - Okay. 01:35:01.165 --> 01:35:03.361 Glass of wine in a family photo? 01:35:03.605 --> 01:35:05.836 Look at him in that suit. What a stud. 01:35:06.165 --> 01:35:08.157 He wore that better than you. 01:35:08.365 --> 01:35:10.800 Yeah, he did a lot of things better than me. 01:35:11.045 --> 01:35:12.718 You're right to be pissed at me. 01:35:12.925 --> 01:35:14.245 You know, I always got to do whatever I wanted 01:35:14.365 --> 01:35:15.435 and you always ended up 01:35:15.605 --> 01:35:16.675 with the shit end of the stick. 01:35:16.925 --> 01:35:18.279 It wasn't fair. 01:35:19.645 --> 01:35:21.079 I'm sorry, sis. 01:35:21.925 --> 01:35:24.042 Thank you for that. 01:35:24.925 --> 01:35:26.917 You never got to be the fun one, huh? 01:35:27.045 --> 01:35:28.798 - I mean, I could have. Right? - Yeah. 01:35:28.885 --> 01:35:30.080 - Sure. - I have... I have a fun side. 01:35:30.285 --> 01:35:32.481 I've seen it many a time. 01:35:32.725 --> 01:35:33.841 I mean... 01:35:34.045 --> 01:35:35.843 Off the top of my head, I... 01:35:36.045 --> 01:35:38.037 Remember that Thanksgiving that you taught everybody 01:35:38.045 --> 01:35:39.843 the real rules of Monopoly? 01:35:40.045 --> 01:35:42.037 With the bidding wars and the strict time limit and... 01:35:42.205 --> 01:35:44.401 - Yeah, that wasn't fun. - I know. 01:35:44.645 --> 01:35:48.002 Hi! My pain is at a 9 or a 10 or 11. 01:35:48.045 --> 01:35:49.638 Whatever on the chart, the... 01:35:50.045 --> 01:35:51.035 That face? 01:35:51.405 --> 01:35:52.680 So can I get some Dilaudid 01:35:52.805 --> 01:35:54.398 in another one of those little gelatine cups? 01:35:54.845 --> 01:35:57.041 You can't buy those. I looked it up. 01:35:59.845 --> 01:36:02.041 Huh. The Internet's back up. 01:36:02.645 --> 01:36:04.716 What the hell is a Zenotek? 01:36:05.205 --> 01:36:06.400 - What? - What? 01:36:08.005 --> 01:36:11.999 Oh, my God! She did it. She did it! 01:36:12.045 --> 01:36:13.798 - Shut the fuck door! - Oh. 01:36:14.005 --> 01:36:15.041 I gotta tell you, I was always like, 01:36:15.045 --> 01:36:16.604 "Tracey, this doesn't make any sense," 01:36:16.805 --> 01:36:18.239 and she was like, "Words, words, words 01:36:18.365 --> 01:36:20.038 "and some numbers." But she did it. 01:36:20.845 --> 01:36:21.995 Oh, my God. 01:36:22.045 --> 01:36:23.638 Wait. So, this means everybody gets to keep their jobs? 01:36:23.725 --> 01:36:24.841 Everybody gets to keep their jobs. 01:36:24.925 --> 01:36:26.041 Yes! 01:36:26.085 --> 01:36:28.202 God, I am gonna be CEO. 01:36:28.645 --> 01:36:30.204 Because you deserve it. 01:36:30.885 --> 01:36:33.036 And you throw a great fucking party. 01:36:33.285 --> 01:36:35.402 Yeah. I did, didn't I? 01:36:36.485 --> 01:36:38.044 - Oh! Walter. - Walter. 01:36:39.045 --> 01:36:40.081 - Oh, hello. - Hi. 01:36:40.485 --> 01:36:42.283 - Carol. - Carol, nice to meet you. 01:36:42.485 --> 01:36:44.283 There's my eagle. Hey. 01:36:44.845 --> 01:36:48.202 I just want to thank you for the best night of my life! 01:36:48.645 --> 01:36:49.840 Yeah? Yeah? 01:36:50.445 --> 01:36:52.038 I'll see you on Monday. 01:36:54.805 --> 01:36:57.036 Well, it looks like we just hired Walter Davis. 01:36:59.045 --> 01:37:00.843 Well, he'll fit right in. 01:37:02.405 --> 01:37:03.475 Wow. 01:37:03.645 --> 01:37:05.045 Did you see that? 01:37:06.485 --> 01:37:07.635 Oh. 01:37:08.005 --> 01:37:09.837 - What are you doing? - Winner! 01:37:10.045 --> 01:37:12.082 - We weren't racing. - Well, you weren't. 01:37:12.485 --> 01:37:14.602 Why do you think they always make you leave a hospital 01:37:14.685 --> 01:37:16.039 in a wheelchair? 01:37:20.845 --> 01:37:22.199 What are you guys doing here? 01:37:22.405 --> 01:37:24.044 Well, we can't go to breakfast without you. 01:37:24.205 --> 01:37:26.276 - Come on, we're celebrating. - Come on, let's go. 01:37:27.045 --> 01:37:30.004 I'm in. Breakfast is the most important meal 01:37:30.045 --> 01:37:31.081 - of the morning. - Whoa! 01:37:31.205 --> 01:37:32.924 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa. 01:37:33.045 --> 01:37:34.035 We good? 01:37:35.045 --> 01:37:37.037 Yeah. We're good. 01:37:37.405 --> 01:37:39.636 - I'll go back down. - Your ankle is broken. 01:37:39.845 --> 01:37:41.882 - Excuse me. Excuse me. - Yes. 01:37:42.005 --> 01:37:43.041 - Oh. - You left this in your room. 01:37:43.285 --> 01:37:45.038 Oh, I did. Thank you. I'm sorry. 01:37:45.405 --> 01:37:46.839 And also this. 01:37:47.205 --> 01:37:49.640 Oh, thank you, Doctor. Here. 01:37:50.725 --> 01:37:51.795 No. 01:37:51.885 --> 01:37:53.035 - Wanna get out of here? - Let's go. 01:37:53.205 --> 01:37:55.640 Oh, no. I'm not getting in that. I ordered us an Uber. 01:37:55.725 --> 01:37:56.795 Carol? 01:37:56.885 --> 01:37:59.878 I don't mean this in a creepy way, but get in the van. 01:38:00.045 --> 01:38:01.399 Yeah, we got to keep this train rolling. 01:38:01.725 --> 01:38:02.841 - No. - Yes. 01:38:02.925 --> 01:38:05.281 No! You cannot have alcohol on your medication. 01:38:05.645 --> 01:38:07.204 Uh, fuck that. Drinking is medication. 01:38:07.485 --> 01:38:09.238 Doctor, this is a... This is a work breakfast. 01:38:09.365 --> 01:38:11.038 There will be no alcohol at all. 01:38:11.045 --> 01:38:12.081 Okay? 01:38:14.085 --> 01:38:15.360 Yeah. 01:38:15.485 --> 01:38:16.680 I saw that. 01:38:16.805 --> 01:38:19.036 Doctor, I assure you. I am in charge. 01:38:19.165 --> 01:38:21.202 There will be no more partying. 01:38:22.925 --> 01:38:25.042 I'm literally standing right in front of you. 01:38:25.045 --> 01:38:26.035 I'm literally right here. 01:38:26.205 --> 01:38:28.640 I just don't know what it is you think that I'm not seeing. 01:38:28.845 --> 01:38:32.043 Doctor, I would never disobey medical advice. 01:38:33.845 --> 01:38:35.040 Just go, just go. 01:38:35.085 --> 01:38:36.201 It's an office thing. Here we go. 01:38:36.285 --> 01:38:37.355 - Merry Christmas. - Let's go. 01:38:37.445 --> 01:38:38.845 Let's roll it to the car. 01:38:38.925 --> 01:38:40.200 Okay, Happy Holidays. 01:38:40.445 --> 01:38:42.038 Thank you for your service, Doctor. 01:38:42.045 --> 01:38:43.798 Okay. 01:38:44.645 --> 01:38:47.035 Okay. You need any help working your way out of here? 01:38:47.205 --> 01:38:49.401 Please, Josh. I was born in a U-Haul. 01:38:57.405 --> 01:38:58.475 Hey, Carol! 01:38:59.045 --> 01:39:01.480 - Are you Carol? - What? Uh, no. 01:39:01.925 --> 01:39:03.917 Are you sure? You look like a Carol. 01:39:05.645 --> 01:39:07.921 Can you not hear me? Carol! 01:39:08.845 --> 01:39:10.040 Carol! 01:39:10.805 --> 01:39:11.841 Ugh. 01:39:14.045 --> 01:39:15.399 Cancelled? 01:39:15.845 --> 01:39:17.916 Bunch of bitches! 01:39:18.245 --> 01:39:21.044 You know red lights are just suggestions. 01:39:21.045 --> 01:39:23.037 Are you smoking a marijuana cigarette right now? 01:39:25.445 --> 01:39:28.040 Yeah! See, we made it through. Let's do another. 01:39:45.045 --> 01:39:46.604 Oh, not again. 01:39:49.685 --> 01:39:50.721 Let me do it again. 01:39:50.845 --> 01:39:51.995 Let me just do it again. I can do it. 01:39:52.245 --> 01:39:54.237 Oh, damn it. 01:39:56.165 --> 01:39:57.679 Shit, shit! 01:40:00.365 --> 01:40:01.799 If you want to make it in this world, 01:40:01.885 --> 01:40:03.001 Iearn to lie better. 01:40:03.645 --> 01:40:05.159 Your mother's never coming back. 01:40:05.365 --> 01:40:07.004 Merry Christmas! 01:40:10.885 --> 01:40:12.035 Okay, I'm gonna suck my dick. 01:40:12.045 --> 01:40:13.445 She's gonna suck on this one, guys. 01:40:13.685 --> 01:40:15.995 Guys, can we go back to one for sucking my dick? 01:40:20.445 --> 01:40:22.038 I like it 'cause it looks like he's trying 01:40:22.085 --> 01:40:23.678 just a little too hard. 01:40:23.805 --> 01:40:24.875 The artist? 01:40:25.005 --> 01:40:26.678 I hadn't thought about the artist. 01:40:26.885 --> 01:40:29.195 Was this not where you had the key 01:40:29.285 --> 01:40:31.242 to the city of Margaritaville? 01:40:31.365 --> 01:40:34.597 I did it. I got rid of it. 01:40:38.845 --> 01:40:40.040 Canadian cinema 01:40:40.045 --> 01:40:42.037 with a concentration in French-Canadian cinema. 01:40:42.165 --> 01:40:44.999 Canadian music with a concentration in Rush. 01:40:45.045 --> 01:40:47.241 Canadian linguistics. Eh? 01:41:00.885 --> 01:41:03.445 He used all of his inheritance... 01:41:03.885 --> 01:41:06.036 He used all of his inher... 01:41:06.925 --> 01:41:09.042 He used all of his inheritance. 01:41:09.045 --> 01:41:10.445 It's a hard word to say. 01:41:10.885 --> 01:41:15.038 To keep this branch afloat with his in-her-i-tance. 01:41:23.845 --> 01:41:27.441 "Hi, I'm Carol. I have the shingles again." 01:41:27.685 --> 01:41:30.041 "I'm Carol. Has anyone seen my TV Guide?" 01:41:30.365 --> 01:41:32.880 "I'm Carol. Change frightens me." 01:41:33.045 --> 01:41:35.037 "We have to put Carol down. She's old." 01:41:44.045 --> 01:41:47.038 Andrew from the copy room told me that he had mono. 01:41:47.405 --> 01:41:49.044 I said I wanted to get mono 01:41:49.045 --> 01:41:51.435 because I wanted to take a month off from work. 01:41:51.845 --> 01:41:53.677 And I kissed him deeply. 01:41:54.845 --> 01:41:56.677 And I didn't get mono! 01:41:58.925 --> 01:42:00.439 Okay, let's reset.