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Are you kidding me?

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Oh, Josh!
Sorry I'm late.

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That's all right.

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Office holiday breakfast.

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You guys have parties
at 10:30 in the morning?

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Less liability.

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Apparently, people don't
get drunk before noon.

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- Mmm.
- It's boring as shit.

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But the partners want us there, so...

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Sure.

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Anyways, after a year of negotiation,
your divorce is finalised.

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These are the terms we agreed to.

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The alimony, the house. Sorry.

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Don't worry about it.
It's only money.

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It is only all of the money.

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But it's the season for giving, right?

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I know how you feel.

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Oh, yeah? I didn't know
you were divorced.

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Oh, God, no.
That'd be crushing.

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- Hmm.
- But I get it.

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On one level, it must seem like, uh,

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"I'm signing away a huge chunk of my life

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"that I'm never getting back."

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Mmm-hmm.

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That's it? No other level?

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- No, that's it. Uh, initials.
- Oh.

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Hey. There are good things
ahead for you, okay?

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- Yeah. Oh.
- Come here.

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- Thank you. Thanks, buddy.
- Merry Christmas.

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- Hey, what's this?
- My final bill's in there.

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- Is it?
- Oh, also my holiday card.

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The wife had me and the kids dress up

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Iike members of One Direction.
Pretty fun.

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Mmm. Dynamite.

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Yes, Mum, it is all done.
I am divorced.

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Well, you should tell Dad

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that she is not coming over for Christmas.

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Why?
Because we're divorced, Mum!

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Well... Oh, Mum,
don't worry about that.

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I'm still gonna be fun.

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I'm still gonna be
fun Uncle Josh, you know?

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Well, without doing that.

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No, you can leave
the Santa suit in the attic.

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Why? Because I'm an adult

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and dressing up as Santa Claus
would be embarrassing.

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Hi. Unless, you know,
you're doing it for charity.

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Then it's... Then it's, um...

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Sorry.

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Tell Dad that I love... Oh!

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That's lucky.

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Just put me down for five bucks, okay?

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Hanging up, Mum.

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Hey, Carla, good morning.

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You see something over there?
What do you got?

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I think that Starbucks

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- attracts a bad element, Josh.
- Oh, yeah.

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Listen.
Give me the green light...

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- Mmm-hmm.
- ...and I'll shut it down.

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Oh, I love that initiative.
It's awesome.

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Could you sign me in real quick, please?

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I wish I could, but they got us sending
you through these machines now.

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Gonna replace my ass, matter of time.

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That's never gonna happen.

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These machines
don't have your smile, Carla.

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Make that money!

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Josh, we have a situation.

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Mary!
How do you always just appear?

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You're like a human pop-up ad.

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Did you read my latest memo
on appropriate work dress?

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Uh, almost done.
Don't ruin the end.

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Well, some people didn't.
And those people are Meghan.

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Nobody listens to H.R.

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Hey, Meghan?

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I thought that I have been clear about

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the number of buttons that
can be unbuttoned on a shirt.

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- You were serious about that?
- It's winter. Can we

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put Dancer and Prancer
back in their stable?

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Are you body-shaming her
right now?

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Some people here

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might find your outfit offensive.

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Well, some people might
find your outfit offensive.

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And really confusing.

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Oh, I thought it was clear.

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This is a multi-denominational
holiday sweater.

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It has Christmas,

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Hanukkah, Kwanzaa,

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the Buddhist day of enlightenment,

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and Boxing Day on it.
Everyone's included!

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Is everyone included?

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What about, um, what about
something for the Satanists?

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Jeremy, come on. I... I admire
the stand that you're taking,

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but let's schedule the protest rally
for after the workday, shall we?

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And, Mary, let's let it slide.

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Thank you.

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Good morning, everybody.

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You can't silence us all.

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I know why you took a medical leave.

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It's hard for me to bring her out
in public because she's so beautiful.

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Hey, guys.

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People put models
on this crazy pedestal, but

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I think that's why, you know,
Becca fell for me,

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because I just treat her
Iike a normal person.

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Good for you, man.
Hey, so, um, are you gonna be

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inviting your fake girlfriend
to the holiday party later?

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I mean, I just want to
make sure you have time

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to inflate her.

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Okay, Becca's real.

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And we're not gonna mix
business with pleasure.

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Sounds like he didn't invite her, dude.

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Oh, my God, did you not...

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Oh, no! I mean, I hope
she's not imaginary pissed.

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You won't get any more
imaginary blow jobs.

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Right?

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Tim. Drew.

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Hey, it's a couple days before Christmas.

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Let's just try to keep it
positive till then, okay?

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- We're totally positive.
- No, we're all about...

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Totally positive that he is full of shit.

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Hey...

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You bring it on yourself, Nate.

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You know, I do have a girlfriend.

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I know.

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She's a human woman, and we've done it.

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Maybe just don't talk
about her so much at work.

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It's just gonna make those guys jealous.

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You know, not only are you their boss,
but you also have a hot girlfriend.

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You know?

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- It's too much. I hate you.
- Yeah.

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- Have a good day.
- You, too!

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Can you believe corporate raised
the price in the vending machine again?

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$2 for ginger ale?

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They're trying to crush us like ants!

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No, there's a lot of
bad energy in this office.

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Yo, Josh, what the fuck?

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What the fuck, Tracey?

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You changed the security code
without telling me?

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Yeah, I'm working on sensitive shit,
and I don't want prying eyes.

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I'm prying eyes?
I'm your supervisor.

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Chief technical officer,
Iead systems engineer.

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Yeah, well, I'm the only one who knows
how to hack the security panel, so

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suck my dick.

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Nice. Okay.

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What are you working on?

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Oh, it's too complicated to explain.

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What is that, subroutine
for duplex compression?

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Don't tell me that's what I think it is.

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This is the future of Zenotek.

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Hey, we should pitch this to Data City!

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That's a theory.

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You want to peg the company to a theory?

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Man, you used to get excited by big ideas.

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Now you just bunt, and ask for
the same thing over and over.

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I swing for the fences.

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And I'm going to change the fucking game.

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Okay. I need the specs for
the Data City pitch, please.

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Already done. Here.

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Great. That was fast.

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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

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- Hey, are you okay?
- Yeah.

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Really? Because you seem a little off today.
You seem a little weird.

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- Well...
- Oh, my gosh!

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Today is the day, right? Hey!

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Congratulations, you're free!

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You gonna get a back tattoo
and some skinny jeans?

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Funds are a little tight, but...

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It feels good to be free.

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Yeah.

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All right. Thank you for this.

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- Hey, J.
- Yeah?

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I got you for Secret Santa again.

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I know. I got you, too.

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Oh, sweetie, that is so great!
Mummy's so proud of you.

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Hey, could you put your daddy back

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on the phone for a second?

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- Hey, Allison. Is he ready?
- You fucking motherfucker!

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If I hear you let your stripper girlfriend

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put my children on her
motorcycle one more time

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I will Gone Girl you so hard!

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- You can go in.
- I'll just go in. Thank you.

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No, no, no.
Don't try and sell this

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as some win-win situation.

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This is not my first rodeo, okay?

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- Is that Data City?
- No.

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No.

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Rick, do you want this deal or not?

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Because if you want him,

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you're gonna have to pay for him.

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It's almost the playoffs,

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not the second week of the regular season.

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Perfect.
It's the right choice.

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I am running a train on this league.

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I... I don't think that
that means

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what you want it to mean.

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I'd love to talk to you
about the Data City pitch,

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for later on this afternoon?

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Yes, but first I want
your opinion on something.

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We've got kind of a crisis.

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This is what corporate wants us to give

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everyone for Christmas.
Just this.

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Yeah, can't hand that out.

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And I'm already feeling kind of a

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"fuck you" vibe down there,

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definitely not Christmas spirit.

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I can't argue with you there.

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Good. I want to
Secret Santa the shit

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out of the staff meeting.
Come on.

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Can we work and walk?

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You're not cold without a big coat on?

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No, I gain fifteen pounds every winter

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so I don't have to wear one.

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- Huh. That's a healthy choice.
- Not really.

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Hey, are you bringing anybody
to this wine and cheese thing?

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Uh, no, I'll be there solo.

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Good. Smart. So you can
focus on Tracey, right?

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Tracey and I work together.
What are you talking about?

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I'm just saying. I can't be
your work wife forever.

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Hey, how fast do you think
you'd have to go

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- to make that jump?
- Uh...

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- Boy, I don't know. In a car?
- Yeah.

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I just never thought about that.

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You know, your mind's like a drunk baby.

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What do you think, 80 or 90?

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What would Vin do? Vin Diesel?
Or Tyrese?

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They'd never make it, right?
It's suicide. Unless

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you were going 120, you put
a bunch of free weights

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in the trunk to even it out, you know,

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then you just catch air.
Boosh!

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"Fuck you, gravity,
and you, Dom Toretto!"

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Then...

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...just a smooth landing,
Iike a baby's buttocks.

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I'd love to pick this up indoors.

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You know, I've only ever seen
the first film,

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so I don't know if I'm much help to you

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in this conversation. So...

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Are you serious? Why am I
just hearing about this?

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We've worked together for eight years.

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They only get more fast!
More furious!

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I love this place.

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So, what would people want?
Would they like... Ooh!

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Is this UV?
Is UV good or bad? I forget.

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Not good for the eyes, no.

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Does it do anything here?

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Probably. Is this for

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- teeth whitening?
- No.

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Okay, what about this, right?

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Everybody gets stressed at work...

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...around this time of year.

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Huh.

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That could get you
a sexual harassment suit.

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What? Why?

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Not everyone likes dildos for Christmas.

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This isn't a dildo.
It's a body massager.

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Yeah, well, it's a circumcised
purple penis.

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It could be considered sexual.

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Why is it like that?

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Everything here
could be considered sexual.

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Hey, what about this for Alan from legal?

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Well, Alan's bald.

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It's so hard to shop for the bald.

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Who are they?
What do they want?

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Hair.

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You know, maybe we should just
go get some gift cards.

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That's exactly what we should do!

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"Here's a gift card
because I don't know you

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"and I don't care and I won't
get in trouble for it."

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You know, when my dad ran this company,

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Christmas was actually a big deal.

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At the Christmas party every year,

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he would dress up like Santa Claus,

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get everybody fucked up.

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Yeah, you could back then.

00:11:26.045 --> 00:11:27.877
He would throw gifts into the crowd.

00:11:28.045 --> 00:11:31.038
Derek Peterson shattered his
femur for a rotisserie set.

00:11:31.045 --> 00:11:33.037
And that was before Boston
Chicken was, like, a thing.

00:11:33.485 --> 00:11:35.477
- I've heard those stories.
- He took care of them.

00:11:35.845 --> 00:11:38.485
That's what I want
for my people. You know?

00:11:38.845 --> 00:11:40.279
And I want that drone.

00:11:41.485 --> 00:11:43.078
Clay, let me ask you a question.

00:11:43.285 --> 00:11:47.723
You think that my management
style is... Is too careful?

00:11:48.045 --> 00:11:50.196
Uh, do you think that I bunt

00:11:50.285 --> 00:11:52.038
instead of swing for the fences?

00:11:52.205 --> 00:11:54.197
I want to be completely honest
with you, Josh.

00:11:54.405 --> 00:11:56.636
I wasn't paying attention, so
I didn't hear your question.

00:11:56.845 --> 00:11:58.484
- I can repeat it.
- I'd rather you didn't.

00:11:58.725 --> 00:12:01.001
Because I can tell by
your face that it's serious.

00:12:01.045 --> 00:12:02.718
And I want to tell you seriously,

00:12:02.925 --> 00:12:05.042
it's almost Christmas. Relax.

00:12:05.205 --> 00:12:06.844
- You want some of this?
- I think so.

00:12:07.045 --> 00:12:08.274
- I don't think you do.
- You sure?

00:12:08.405 --> 00:12:09.475
I think you better get moving.

00:12:09.645 --> 00:12:10.840
Uh-oh. Here he goes!

00:12:10.925 --> 00:12:12.279
Huh?

00:12:12.405 --> 00:12:14.476
Eat that! Eat it, Clay!

00:12:14.645 --> 00:12:16.284
Careful, careful, careful!

00:12:19.205 --> 00:12:21.003
We're good.

00:12:21.405 --> 00:12:22.600
Oh, no!

00:12:25.805 --> 00:12:26.921
Oh...

00:12:38.725 --> 00:12:40.796
Hey!

00:13:01.805 --> 00:13:05.162
Ooh, somebody is getting fired.

00:13:08.005 --> 00:13:10.236
Hey, uh, Allison? Right?

00:13:10.685 --> 00:13:12.005
- Yeah.
- I'm Fred.

00:13:12.045 --> 00:13:13.035
I just joined accounting.

00:13:13.605 --> 00:13:14.675
Hi.

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Um, so, I saw that photo on your desk.

00:13:17.685 --> 00:13:18.801
Are those your kids?

00:13:18.885 --> 00:13:21.002
- Yep. They're two and four.
- Oh.

00:13:21.045 --> 00:13:22.798
I'm a single mum. Ugh.

00:13:23.165 --> 00:13:24.235
That's great.

00:13:24.365 --> 00:13:26.675
- I was raised by a single mum.
- Really?

00:13:26.885 --> 00:13:28.239
Yeah. If you ask me,
Tupac was right.

00:13:28.445 --> 00:13:29.674
"Ain't a woman alive

00:13:29.805 --> 00:13:31.444
"that could take
my mama's place."

00:13:33.445 --> 00:13:34.879
I don't know that song.

00:13:35.445 --> 00:13:36.640
Oh, shit.

00:13:37.245 --> 00:13:38.440
Allison.

00:13:38.805 --> 00:13:41.365
- Where's Clay?
- He's unreachable.

00:13:41.685 --> 00:13:44.075
He's participating
in a conference... Summit...

00:13:44.485 --> 00:13:46.044
Elon Musk, uh,

00:13:46.365 --> 00:13:48.925
tech participation... Relay.

00:13:49.085 --> 00:13:50.485
Let's try that again.

00:13:50.725 --> 00:13:52.045
Allison, where's Clay?

00:13:52.165 --> 00:13:54.043
- He's Christmas shopping.
- Okay.

00:13:54.445 --> 00:13:55.925
I would like all department heads

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in the conference room in five minutes.

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Tell him to stop looking at me.

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Look away.

00:14:03.165 --> 00:14:05.043
Ooh. No, he's cute. Oh.

00:14:05.405 --> 00:14:06.475
Actually...

00:14:06.645 --> 00:14:08.796
It's like the calling never stops.

00:14:09.005 --> 00:14:10.598
I know.
It's so annoying.

00:14:15.005 --> 00:14:18.077
Ugh! You have
got to be shitting me.

00:14:19.725 --> 00:14:21.205
So the bartender says,

00:14:21.285 --> 00:14:22.924
"We don't see many gorillas."
And the gorilla says,

00:14:23.045 --> 00:14:25.480
"Well, at $12 for a martini
I can see why not."

00:14:25.725 --> 00:14:27.044
You know a lot of gorilla jokes.

00:14:27.045 --> 00:14:29.196
- Yeah.
- Excuse me.

00:14:29.485 --> 00:14:32.080
What's going on?
Something's off.

00:14:32.485 --> 00:14:34.044
Yeah, everyone's working.

00:14:34.885 --> 00:14:36.239
Oh, shitster.

00:14:36.685 --> 00:14:38.039
It's my sister.

00:14:38.645 --> 00:14:41.035
There she is!
My sister from another mister!

00:14:41.085 --> 00:14:42.405
I'm kidding, our mother

00:14:42.485 --> 00:14:43.601
didn't start having affairs
until the mid-90s.

00:14:43.805 --> 00:14:44.841
What are you doing here?

00:14:45.045 --> 00:14:47.844
Well, we were just going over
your fourth quarter earnings.

00:14:48.045 --> 00:14:49.445
And I wondered if I was missing something.

00:14:49.605 --> 00:14:50.834
Probably.

00:14:51.085 --> 00:14:52.997
Clay, why don't you have a seat?

00:14:53.725 --> 00:14:57.275
Uh, no. It's my branch,
so I prefer to stand.

00:14:57.925 --> 00:14:58.995
Fine.

00:14:59.085 --> 00:15:02.044
Allison, would you please
remove Clay's chair?

00:15:02.085 --> 00:15:04.645
- Uh, sure.
- Thank you.

00:15:05.045 --> 00:15:06.035
Sorry.

00:15:06.845 --> 00:15:08.040
Thank you, Allison.

00:15:10.285 --> 00:15:12.038
So we were all a little bit disappointed

00:15:12.165 --> 00:15:14.282
not to hit 7% growth in this last quarter.

00:15:14.485 --> 00:15:17.478
But 6.5% is right on industry
standard for the fall.

00:15:18.045 --> 00:15:20.037
Mmm-mmm. You need to hit 12%.

00:15:20.485 --> 00:15:22.397
- Twelve?
- Twelve is the new seven.

00:15:22.645 --> 00:15:23.715
- What?
- Since when?

00:15:23.845 --> 00:15:25.165
Since Dad died

00:15:25.245 --> 00:15:26.918
and the board made me CEO.

00:15:27.045 --> 00:15:29.037
Oh. You mean interim CEO.

00:15:29.245 --> 00:15:33.239
Shut up. Listen, essentially,
this branch is failing.

00:15:33.485 --> 00:15:35.044
6.5% is not failing.

00:15:35.085 --> 00:15:36.201
Yes, it is.

00:15:36.285 --> 00:15:37.401
We're doing better than Orlando.

00:15:37.485 --> 00:15:40.044
I mean, half those jack-offs
had mono last year, right?

00:15:41.165 --> 00:15:44.044
Well, I closed the
Orlando branch. This morning.

00:15:45.205 --> 00:15:46.275
What?

00:15:49.205 --> 00:15:50.400
I am sorry.

00:15:50.845 --> 00:15:53.838
Damn it.
I hate tension, and I...

00:15:54.285 --> 00:15:55.401
I farted.

00:15:55.645 --> 00:15:56.681
- Wow.
- You are not

00:15:56.805 --> 00:15:58.034
selling enough servers.

00:15:58.645 --> 00:16:02.036
You have no new ideas
and there is no new revenue.

00:16:02.485 --> 00:16:04.283
- I have something new.
- Really?

00:16:04.485 --> 00:16:06.044
- No, you don't.
- Yeah, I do.

00:16:06.245 --> 00:16:07.804
- It's not ready.
- It is ready.

00:16:08.005 --> 00:16:09.598
- It's not ready.
- It is ready.

00:16:09.805 --> 00:16:11.034
- Uh, we can hear you.
- Yeah, sorry.

00:16:11.045 --> 00:16:13.037
We can.
It's a completely silent room.

00:16:13.245 --> 00:16:14.440
Go ahead.

00:16:15.805 --> 00:16:17.876
What's the most annoying thing
about the Internet?

00:16:18.365 --> 00:16:21.005
- Pictures of people's kids.
- Linkedln invites.

00:16:21.045 --> 00:16:23.196
My girlfriend's always on it.
I have a girlfriend.

00:16:23.405 --> 00:16:26.045
The lack of Asian
male representation in porn.

00:16:26.085 --> 00:16:28.202
Grumpy Cat.
It's like... It's Garfield.

00:16:28.405 --> 00:16:30.476
Oh, you know that orange
with the human dick?

00:16:30.725 --> 00:16:32.044
Oh, my God, what is this, Shark Tank?

00:16:32.045 --> 00:16:33.365
Can you just get to the point, please?

00:16:34.005 --> 00:16:36.474
- It's getting on the Internet.
- Mmm.

00:16:38.045 --> 00:16:39.684
So we can already connect to the Internet

00:16:39.885 --> 00:16:41.035
through standard electrical lines

00:16:41.045 --> 00:16:42.923
and obviously we can do it
through the air.

00:16:43.285 --> 00:16:46.084
But what if we could combine
those technologies?

00:16:46.445 --> 00:16:48.164
With Zenotek AnywAir,

00:16:48.405 --> 00:16:49.475
you can pull the Internet wirelessly

00:16:49.645 --> 00:16:51.921
from anything that's connected
to a power grid.

00:16:52.645 --> 00:16:55.399
Your appliances.
Street lights. A light bulb.

00:16:55.845 --> 00:16:59.043
You're never out of range, and
you're never low on signal.

00:16:59.245 --> 00:17:00.884
It's AnywAir.

00:17:02.045 --> 00:17:03.445
We're in the future.

00:17:04.045 --> 00:17:05.684
And you can deliver that?

00:17:05.885 --> 00:17:08.275
I'm still figuring out
some coding issues, but yes.

00:17:09.085 --> 00:17:11.042
Well, how long have you been figuring?

00:17:11.205 --> 00:17:13.037
- Four years.
- Four years?

00:17:13.405 --> 00:17:15.476
All right, well, that doesn't
sound very real to me.

00:17:15.725 --> 00:17:17.796
Well, if it was real,
I wouldn't have to invent it.

00:17:17.885 --> 00:17:19.205
I'm sorry,

00:17:19.285 --> 00:17:21.197
- what's your name again?
- Tracey Hughes.

00:17:21.285 --> 00:17:22.401
And if you forget again,

00:17:22.485 --> 00:17:24.283
it's on all of the recent
patents for Zenotek.

00:17:25.085 --> 00:17:26.155
Mmm-hmm.

00:17:26.245 --> 00:17:27.474
You know what? I'm gonna sit.

00:17:27.725 --> 00:17:30.399
Not because you told me to, but because I

00:17:31.045 --> 00:17:32.195
prefer it.

00:17:33.205 --> 00:17:34.275
So...

00:17:35.805 --> 00:17:36.841
Mmm-hmm.

00:17:38.045 --> 00:17:40.844
- Is there anything else?
- Actually, yes.

00:17:41.045 --> 00:17:45.085
This is a sample cheeseboard
for our holiday mixer tonight.

00:17:45.485 --> 00:17:47.078
I know it's a little heavy on the Gouda...

00:17:47.205 --> 00:17:48.719
That was the MVP last year.

00:17:48.925 --> 00:17:51.042
Uh, I do have a feisty Cheddar
on the bench.

00:17:51.085 --> 00:17:52.235
I think that pairs better with

00:17:52.365 --> 00:17:55.039
the mulled non-alcoholic wine
myself, but what do I know?

00:17:55.085 --> 00:17:56.644
Wait, wait. I'm sorry.
Excuse me.

00:17:56.725 --> 00:17:58.079
You're having a Christmas party tonight?

00:17:58.285 --> 00:17:59.639
Oh, it's not a Christmas party!

00:17:59.725 --> 00:18:02.285
It's a non-denominational
holiday mixer.

00:18:02.645 --> 00:18:03.715
More inclusive.

00:18:04.005 --> 00:18:06.236
Well, whatever the fuck it is,
it's not happening.

00:18:06.445 --> 00:18:08.437
Yeah, it's definitely...
Well, it's not "happenin"'

00:18:08.685 --> 00:18:10.244
because it happens
at 5:30 in the afternoon.

00:18:10.445 --> 00:18:11.595
It's just a small thing

00:18:11.685 --> 00:18:13.039
that's really important to all of us, but

00:18:13.245 --> 00:18:15.601
trust me, it's gonna suck.

00:18:15.685 --> 00:18:18.154
No, it's not gonna suck,
because it's cancelled.

00:18:18.405 --> 00:18:19.600
What?

00:18:19.685 --> 00:18:21.597
All branch Christmas parties
are cancelled.

00:18:21.685 --> 00:18:22.721
It's a waste of money!

00:18:22.925 --> 00:18:24.837
Come on.
What are you guys not getting?

00:18:25.045 --> 00:18:26.923
All right, it's cancelled.

00:18:27.085 --> 00:18:28.201
It's not.

00:18:28.485 --> 00:18:30.477
Clay! I mean it.

00:18:30.725 --> 00:18:32.398
Me, too, Carol. Guys,

00:18:32.725 --> 00:18:33.841
the holiday mixer is cancelled.

00:18:33.925 --> 00:18:34.995
Yes.

00:18:35.485 --> 00:18:37.477
Hey! It's cancelled, Clay!

00:18:37.725 --> 00:18:39.044
The thing is not happening at all.

00:18:39.045 --> 00:18:40.081
I'm not messing with you.

00:18:40.205 --> 00:18:41.719
Hey! Stop doing that!

00:18:41.925 --> 00:18:44.076
Hey, idiot, I'm looking right at you.

00:18:44.645 --> 00:18:47.035
I saw that! You whispered
to the farty cheese lady.

00:18:47.045 --> 00:18:48.081
Well...

00:18:48.485 --> 00:18:50.636
Don't make me pull rank, Clay.

00:18:51.045 --> 00:18:52.240
It is cancelled.

00:18:52.365 --> 00:18:53.845
Fine!

00:18:53.925 --> 00:18:56.201
Then this meeting
is cancelled! Huh?

00:19:01.045 --> 00:19:02.798
Damn it!

00:19:04.165 --> 00:19:05.884
I was keeping it light in there.

00:19:06.005 --> 00:19:07.041
That was light, huh?

00:19:07.165 --> 00:19:09.043
You have to give her a break,
Josh. She's hated parties

00:19:09.045 --> 00:19:11.037
ever since she started
not getting invited to them.

00:19:11.245 --> 00:19:13.601
Please. That party's the least
of your problems.

00:19:15.205 --> 00:19:16.275
Is that Dad?

00:19:16.485 --> 00:19:18.363
No, Carol, I just have some random guy's

00:19:18.445 --> 00:19:19.925
ashes in my office.

00:19:20.045 --> 00:19:21.035
Got it online.

00:19:21.165 --> 00:19:24.158
Yes. He wanted them here,
with me, at his branch.

00:19:24.725 --> 00:19:26.796
I thought they were gonna
divide him equally.

00:19:26.885 --> 00:19:28.001
It's not my fault that he always liked

00:19:28.045 --> 00:19:29.035
hanging out with me more.

00:19:29.045 --> 00:19:31.037
I don't care.
I got this company.

00:19:31.285 --> 00:19:32.605
Moving on.

00:19:32.885 --> 00:19:34.877
We have a lot of
big cuts to make. Okay?

00:19:35.005 --> 00:19:37.156
Obviously, bonuses are cancelled.

00:19:38.085 --> 00:19:40.042
You know, there's a lot of people that

00:19:40.045 --> 00:19:41.479
are relying on those bonuses.

00:19:41.725 --> 00:19:43.921
I suppose you're still
getting your bonus, though.

00:19:44.045 --> 00:19:46.037
Secondly, I'm laying off
40% of your staff.

00:19:46.045 --> 00:19:47.479
Forty?

00:19:47.805 --> 00:19:51.037
Forty? We have 200 employees.
That's like, 60...

00:19:51.645 --> 00:19:53.682
- Some...
- That's 80. It's 80.

00:19:54.005 --> 00:19:55.678
Eighty. That's, like,
80 employees.

00:19:55.805 --> 00:19:56.875
Uh, you got to give us

00:19:57.005 --> 00:19:58.041
a little bit of time to turn this around.

00:19:58.045 --> 00:19:59.684
Fine, then you have until
the end of the quarter.

00:20:00.005 --> 00:20:02.804
- That's two days.
- Is it? Oh, well.

00:20:03.005 --> 00:20:04.155
This is unfair.

00:20:04.405 --> 00:20:05.600
You wanna talk unfair?

00:20:05.685 --> 00:20:07.722
How about Dad skipping
my Harvard graduation

00:20:07.845 --> 00:20:09.040
to go with you to the X Games?

00:20:09.165 --> 00:20:10.679
And you weren't even competing.

00:20:10.805 --> 00:20:12.876
You just sponsored some guy's wakeboard.

00:20:13.045 --> 00:20:15.401
He got the bronze.
Which is brown gold.

00:20:16.685 --> 00:20:18.802
All right, so I've made a list
of my first round of layoffs.

00:20:18.885 --> 00:20:19.921
So you might wanna get a pen

00:20:20.045 --> 00:20:21.445
- and start writing these down.
- No. Let me see that.

00:20:21.805 --> 00:20:23.034
- No. No.
- Give me that.

00:20:23.165 --> 00:20:25.043
- No!
- These are my employees!

00:20:25.365 --> 00:20:27.004
Guys, are we sure about this?

00:20:27.045 --> 00:20:28.365
Say you won't make budget cuts.

00:20:28.445 --> 00:20:29.481
I swear to God, Clay!

00:20:29.645 --> 00:20:30.681
Here comes the loogie express!

00:20:30.805 --> 00:20:31.841
- Don't you dare!
- Say, "Everybody's

00:20:31.925 --> 00:20:33.917
- "gonna get a bonus," or else.
- You motherfucker.

00:20:34.045 --> 00:20:36.844
Suck that back in. You suck
that back in! You mother...

00:20:37.045 --> 00:20:39.037
Clay.

00:20:39.485 --> 00:20:41.044
Oh, my God!

00:20:41.165 --> 00:20:42.838
Why do you do this to yourself?

00:20:42.925 --> 00:20:44.598
You know I took nine years of Krav Maga.

00:20:44.845 --> 00:20:46.723
Carol, you know, he's turning blue.

00:20:46.925 --> 00:20:49.201
Yeah. Our family,
you got to tap out.

00:20:49.645 --> 00:20:51.637
Tap out. Tap out.

00:20:52.405 --> 00:20:54.397
Okay.

00:20:55.285 --> 00:20:57.083
All right. You okay?

00:20:58.085 --> 00:21:01.157
Dad gave you a free pass your entire life,

00:21:01.245 --> 00:21:03.077
and you're not getting one from me.

00:21:03.485 --> 00:21:05.044
The only way you're gonna hit
your targets this year

00:21:05.085 --> 00:21:07.395
is by cutting jobs.

00:21:07.485 --> 00:21:10.045
Hey, what if we landed

00:21:10.085 --> 00:21:11.644
the Data City account?

00:21:13.045 --> 00:21:15.401
- Data City? Walter Davis?
- That's right.

00:21:15.645 --> 00:21:17.716
You do know that he's already met with HP,

00:21:17.845 --> 00:21:18.915
Cisco and Oracle.

00:21:19.045 --> 00:21:20.604
Yeah, but he hasn't heard our pitch.

00:21:20.685 --> 00:21:21.835
No.

00:21:22.005 --> 00:21:24.042
Josh and I have been
drilling into it for weeks.

00:21:24.245 --> 00:21:26.043
Yeah. Months. Whole team.

00:21:26.165 --> 00:21:27.485
And we have a meeting

00:21:27.645 --> 00:21:29.045
- with him this afternoon.
- Yeah.

00:21:30.365 --> 00:21:31.435
All right.

00:21:32.365 --> 00:21:34.357
Well, I'm on a flight to London tonight.

00:21:34.605 --> 00:21:37.803
So if by some miracle you guys
can close Walter Davis

00:21:38.005 --> 00:21:40.042
and his $14 million contract

00:21:40.045 --> 00:21:42.037
by the time I land at Heathrow,

00:21:42.285 --> 00:21:43.719
the jobs are safe.

00:21:44.005 --> 00:21:45.041
Done!

00:21:45.165 --> 00:21:47.361
And you'll see,
you're gonna look so stupid.

00:21:47.885 --> 00:21:50.036
Then we'll finally
have something in common.

00:21:52.445 --> 00:21:54.676
Goddamn it! She's so mean!

00:21:55.285 --> 00:21:57.925
People are saying "cuts."
What kind of cuts?

00:21:58.045 --> 00:21:59.638
Oh, nothing's official.

00:21:59.845 --> 00:22:00.881
Guys, I can barely afford my rent.

00:22:01.005 --> 00:22:02.075
I'm sleeping in a closet.

00:22:02.205 --> 00:22:03.241
Don't panic.

00:22:03.365 --> 00:22:04.401
You can't replace the new guy, right?

00:22:04.485 --> 00:22:06.044
You're probably gonna go
with people that are older,

00:22:06.085 --> 00:22:07.201
- more expensive?
- Don't overreact.

00:22:07.285 --> 00:22:10.198
I just bought that used Lexus,
Josh. I can't give it back.

00:22:10.445 --> 00:22:11.879
I put rims on it, man!

00:22:12.045 --> 00:22:14.196
I have six parrots with
very expensive medical issues.

00:22:14.285 --> 00:22:15.401
You know this.

00:22:15.485 --> 00:22:17.044
I'm gonna have to put one down.

00:22:17.045 --> 00:22:18.923
- Nobody is losing their jobs!
- Yeah.

00:22:19.045 --> 00:22:21.640
That is a Josh and Clay Christmas promise.

00:22:21.925 --> 00:22:23.996
Your promises are dog shit!

00:22:25.045 --> 00:22:27.640
- Boy, they turned quick.
- Yeah, they sure did.

00:22:30.445 --> 00:22:33.005
Jesus. Incest and rape?

00:22:33.365 --> 00:22:34.799
I mean, that is dark.

00:22:35.245 --> 00:22:37.043
That could be a different Clay.

00:22:37.685 --> 00:22:38.721
And Carol.

00:22:38.925 --> 00:22:40.120
We got to land this pitch.

00:22:41.485 --> 00:22:43.283
Okay, everybody knows what we're doing?

00:22:43.485 --> 00:22:45.716
Sure. We're just pitching to
save our company. No biggie.

00:22:45.925 --> 00:22:47.439
And we're proving that
my sister doesn't fuck me.

00:22:47.605 --> 00:22:49.278
- If anything, I fuck her!
- All right.

00:22:49.485 --> 00:22:52.045
Yeah, listen, I get
the spirit of that, but...

00:22:52.245 --> 00:22:54.237
We at Zenotek put the "client"

00:22:54.445 --> 00:22:58.041
in client-server
model service distribution.

00:22:58.445 --> 00:23:00.243
And this is a leave-behind.

00:23:00.885 --> 00:23:02.399
And we have some new innovation

00:23:02.485 --> 00:23:05.398
that we can talk to you
about later. Later.

00:23:05.725 --> 00:23:08.797
You got to...
You got to go with us.

00:23:09.085 --> 00:23:10.485
Okay.

00:23:13.285 --> 00:23:15.038
Thank you for the pitch.

00:23:15.405 --> 00:23:18.477
Just give me a beat, and I'll
Iet you know my decision.

00:23:19.085 --> 00:23:22.999
Okay. When you say "beat,"
you're talking about an hour

00:23:23.045 --> 00:23:24.365
or a day? A full day?

00:23:24.685 --> 00:23:26.677
Certainly before the holidays,
I'd imagine, right?

00:23:27.045 --> 00:23:30.436
Listen, it's Christmas, so,
I'll be honest.

00:23:31.045 --> 00:23:33.276
Your servers are good.

00:23:33.725 --> 00:23:36.399
Dell's servers are good.

00:23:37.005 --> 00:23:38.359
- So...
- You're gonna go with us.

00:23:39.245 --> 00:23:41.043
- I'm gonna go with Dell.
- Fuck!

00:23:41.045 --> 00:23:42.274
- Why?
- Don't.

00:23:42.485 --> 00:23:43.714
I... I know your product.

00:23:43.845 --> 00:23:46.041
My problem is with your culture.

00:23:46.725 --> 00:23:48.398
Our culture is great.

00:23:48.805 --> 00:23:50.034
That's not what I hear.

00:23:50.045 --> 00:23:52.355
Word is you're closing
branches and making layoffs.

00:23:52.605 --> 00:23:54.358
- That's not true.
- No, that's barely true.

00:23:54.605 --> 00:23:56.085
A mixture of fabrication and rumour.

00:23:56.285 --> 00:23:58.845
Look, I get it.
You got to make money.

00:23:59.045 --> 00:24:01.002
And every quarter
you got to make more money.

00:24:01.085 --> 00:24:02.485
And if you got to fire some people

00:24:02.645 --> 00:24:04.637
and cut back on some benefits
to make it happen,

00:24:04.845 --> 00:24:06.837
that's what business is now, right?

00:24:07.045 --> 00:24:09.082
And as long as the board
has gotten its bonus

00:24:09.205 --> 00:24:11.481
and the stock is
ticking up? Come on.

00:24:11.685 --> 00:24:12.801
Sir, that's not who we are.

00:24:12.885 --> 00:24:14.717
If you came to our offices,
you would see that.

00:24:14.845 --> 00:24:16.040
You should come meet our people.

00:24:16.405 --> 00:24:17.600
Yeah, we're a family business.

00:24:17.685 --> 00:24:18.914
Everyone loves everyone.

00:24:19.045 --> 00:24:20.399
I mean, Clay and his sister,

00:24:20.485 --> 00:24:23.045
they're so close
it's almost inappropriate.

00:24:24.045 --> 00:24:26.276
We would love the opportunity
to prove you wrong.

00:24:26.725 --> 00:24:29.285
I'm sure you have wonderful
cubicles and great carpeting,

00:24:29.485 --> 00:24:31.204
but I've done those tours before.

00:24:31.645 --> 00:24:33.044
I'm gonna pass.

00:24:33.045 --> 00:24:34.081
Um...

00:24:34.245 --> 00:24:35.281
Thank you so much.

00:24:35.405 --> 00:24:36.475
Oh, we got that.

00:24:36.645 --> 00:24:38.682
Oh, no, they've already put it on my room.

00:24:38.805 --> 00:24:40.000
And in addition to the breakfast

00:24:40.045 --> 00:24:42.355
my company won't pay for anymore.

00:24:43.005 --> 00:24:44.041
Good luck, guys.

00:24:45.845 --> 00:24:47.199
Great. That was uplifting.

00:24:47.365 --> 00:24:48.401
He's saying we suck.

00:24:48.485 --> 00:24:50.044
Our big closer was a thumb drive.

00:24:50.045 --> 00:24:51.035
Yeah, but we don't suck.

00:24:51.085 --> 00:24:52.280
We just need a way to show him that.

00:24:52.445 --> 00:24:53.481
How are we gonna do that?
We're gonna

00:24:53.645 --> 00:24:55.398
invite him to our cancelled
wine and cheese night?

00:24:55.645 --> 00:24:57.159
No, we should take him out for real.

00:24:57.365 --> 00:24:58.401
I mean, you heard him.
His company

00:24:58.485 --> 00:24:59.885
won't even buy him breakfast.

00:25:00.045 --> 00:25:02.037
He's an old school guy
who drinks scotch at lunch.

00:25:02.365 --> 00:25:04.596
We should take him out
and show him a great time.

00:25:04.805 --> 00:25:05.921
So we'll hook him up with Don Draper,

00:25:06.045 --> 00:25:07.798
then go out and get
a couple of steaks and an STD.

00:25:08.005 --> 00:25:09.997
No, no, no.
You're both right.

00:25:10.045 --> 00:25:11.035
We show him a great time

00:25:11.045 --> 00:25:13.037
at our office Christmas party tonight.

00:25:13.085 --> 00:25:14.405
What? I didn't say that.

00:25:14.645 --> 00:25:16.045
- It's not the worst idea.
- Right?

00:25:16.085 --> 00:25:17.201
Of course it is.
We don't even have

00:25:17.285 --> 00:25:18.355
an office Christmas party.

00:25:18.445 --> 00:25:20.038
Carol said no
to all discretionary spending.

00:25:20.205 --> 00:25:22.037
She wants to lay off 40%.
You want to double that?

00:25:22.045 --> 00:25:23.638
My sister doesn't do anything at 40%.

00:25:23.845 --> 00:25:24.881
She's just cutting off our legs

00:25:25.005 --> 00:25:26.041
so we can't run away when she

00:25:26.045 --> 00:25:27.399
wants to fucking
curb-stomp our face.

00:25:27.645 --> 00:25:29.284
This is the way we close Walter.

00:25:29.485 --> 00:25:31.397
We throw the best Christmas
party he's ever been to.

00:25:31.645 --> 00:25:33.841
He loves it, he loves us,
he sees we care about people,

00:25:33.925 --> 00:25:35.041
he falls in love with our culture,

00:25:35.045 --> 00:25:36.081
he wants to work with us.

00:25:36.285 --> 00:25:38.277
This is how we save everybody's job!

00:25:38.485 --> 00:25:40.283
I like it, Josh. Say yes.

00:25:40.445 --> 00:25:42.482
He's walking away,
unless you have a better idea.

00:25:44.045 --> 00:25:45.081
That's your approval sigh.

00:25:45.845 --> 00:25:47.040
Walter?

00:25:47.725 --> 00:25:49.444
We have one more pitch for you.

00:25:49.605 --> 00:25:50.641
Do you party?

00:25:53.045 --> 00:25:54.274
I used to.

00:26:15.725 --> 00:26:17.044
Okay, so we have to throw

00:26:17.045 --> 00:26:19.037
a massive party from scratch in

00:26:19.165 --> 00:26:20.281
five hours.

00:26:20.405 --> 00:26:22.078
Yeah. And we got an office
full of pissed-off employees.

00:26:22.285 --> 00:26:24.197
You guys, I got this. I have
a black belt in partying.

00:26:24.405 --> 00:26:25.885
That's why I got kicked out
of boarding school

00:26:26.005 --> 00:26:27.041
and two intensive care units.

00:26:27.045 --> 00:26:29.924
Listen. Did you see this?
"It's F-ing Christmas, B's.

00:26:30.045 --> 00:26:31.274
"Let's get mother-F-ing drunk.

00:26:31.405 --> 00:26:33.044
- "Attendance mandatory."
- Yeah.

00:26:33.085 --> 00:26:34.201
Lawsuit!

00:26:34.285 --> 00:26:35.719
Mary, it's for the greater good, okay?

00:26:36.045 --> 00:26:37.161
Oh, Joel, would you do me a favour?

00:26:37.245 --> 00:26:38.395
Would you get Fred up to Clay's office?

00:26:38.485 --> 00:26:39.601
- Oh, yeah, sure.
- Thank you.

00:26:39.685 --> 00:26:41.039
- Wait!
- Yup.

00:26:41.045 --> 00:26:42.081
I don't know if it's helpful,

00:26:42.205 --> 00:26:43.241
but regarding the music tonight,

00:26:43.365 --> 00:26:45.277
I happen to have a friend
who's a pretty good D.J.

00:26:45.845 --> 00:26:47.040
Great. Bring him.

00:26:47.285 --> 00:26:49.038
- See, we already got a D.J.
- Yep.

00:26:49.205 --> 00:26:51.037
Um, so let me get this straight.

00:26:51.045 --> 00:26:53.435
Now we're having this great party

00:26:53.605 --> 00:26:55.403
and we're getting our bonuses at it.

00:26:55.725 --> 00:26:58.081
Yes, Jeremy, because you deserve it!

00:26:58.285 --> 00:27:00.277
Maybe you shouldn't have
promised them bonuses.

00:27:00.405 --> 00:27:01.475
No, first rule of business:

00:27:01.645 --> 00:27:04.035
Shoot for the moon
and you'll land on the sun.

00:27:04.045 --> 00:27:05.798
I'd love to know where you read that.

00:27:05.885 --> 00:27:07.285
And let's just focus on closing Walter.

00:27:07.485 --> 00:27:09.044
You know, Carol burned
this place to the ground.

00:27:09.045 --> 00:27:11.082
We are planting the seeds of a new dawn.

00:27:12.405 --> 00:27:14.158
Smitty? Clay Vanstone.

00:27:14.245 --> 00:27:15.361
No, I'm not dead. That was

00:27:15.445 --> 00:27:16.595
just a rumour,
although well-founded.

00:27:16.805 --> 00:27:18.285
How much alcohol
can I legally buy from you?

00:27:24.725 --> 00:27:25.841
Move out of my way.

00:27:25.925 --> 00:27:28.201
I swear to God, I will drop
this on your back. Move!

00:27:28.405 --> 00:27:29.805
You know what?

00:27:29.885 --> 00:27:32.036
Merry Christmas,
you sweet motherfucker. Ah!

00:27:32.165 --> 00:27:33.201
- You're coming, yeah, Smitty?
- Yes.

00:27:33.285 --> 00:27:34.435
- Yes! Okay. You want this?
- No.

00:27:34.605 --> 00:27:35.675
All right.

00:27:40.405 --> 00:27:42.397
I'm keeping this lamb.

00:27:44.845 --> 00:27:45.915
We need something else,

00:27:46.045 --> 00:27:47.035
something that will make us look cool.

00:27:47.045 --> 00:27:48.923
Does anybody know anybody
who knows the Kanye West?

00:27:49.045 --> 00:27:50.035
No.

00:27:50.045 --> 00:27:51.843
But my girlfriend
does P.R. for the Bulls.

00:27:52.045 --> 00:27:53.240
Okay, does your girlfriend
have a friend who knows

00:27:53.365 --> 00:27:55.038
the man that makes us call him Yeezy?

00:27:55.085 --> 00:27:57.202
Nate,
what's up, man? Did you see?

00:27:57.405 --> 00:27:59.920
Significant others are welcome
at the party. Look at that.

00:28:00.045 --> 00:28:01.195
Looks like we're finally gonna meet Becca.

00:28:01.285 --> 00:28:02.435
Yeah!

00:28:02.685 --> 00:28:03.721
Um, oh, shoot.

00:28:03.845 --> 00:28:06.838
Uh, except she's working late
tonight. Modelling.

00:28:07.045 --> 00:28:08.399
Is she shooting the cover

00:28:08.485 --> 00:28:10.044
of Full of Shit magazine?

00:28:10.405 --> 00:28:12.397
You know what?
She's gonna be there.

00:28:12.725 --> 00:28:15.194
You guys!
Nate's girlfriend's coming!

00:28:15.885 --> 00:28:18.480
Shit! Match, match,
match. Match! Come on.

00:28:21.045 --> 00:28:24.482
Okay. Um, what are we gonna do
with these after the party?

00:28:24.845 --> 00:28:25.915
Raffle.

00:28:39.045 --> 00:28:42.083
For a failing branch,
we're surprisingly productive.

00:28:42.645 --> 00:28:44.637
Yeah, I just wish Carol could see this.

00:28:44.845 --> 00:28:47.041
Uh, no, Clay, that would be very bad.

00:28:47.205 --> 00:28:48.400
Yeah, you're right.

00:28:48.645 --> 00:28:49.795
All right, go put on your party suits.

00:28:49.885 --> 00:28:50.921
- Yeah.
- Tonight's gonna be

00:28:51.045 --> 00:28:52.035
a great night.

00:29:15.605 --> 00:29:16.641
Clay, I told you,

00:29:16.725 --> 00:29:18.637
I don't need to do
any pre-game for...

00:29:19.285 --> 00:29:21.038
- Carol.
- Pre-game for what?

00:29:21.205 --> 00:29:23.845
For the, uh, work session we got tonight.

00:29:24.045 --> 00:29:25.798
And to complete...

00:29:25.885 --> 00:29:27.035
We're closing Walter Davis, you know?

00:29:27.165 --> 00:29:28.360
It's going really, really well.

00:29:28.685 --> 00:29:30.039
- Hmm.
- Phase one's complete.

00:29:30.205 --> 00:29:31.434
Why don't you come on in?

00:29:31.605 --> 00:29:32.834
I thought you were going to London.

00:29:33.045 --> 00:29:35.276
I was on my way to the airport,

00:29:35.485 --> 00:29:37.204
but I thought I would stop by and

00:29:37.725 --> 00:29:39.717
have a tour of your bachelor pad.

00:29:42.045 --> 00:29:43.479
Well, that didn't take long.

00:29:44.045 --> 00:29:45.638
How did you know about my divorce?

00:29:45.845 --> 00:29:48.405
Oh, you changed your
emergency contact to "self."

00:29:48.725 --> 00:29:49.841
And nobody single by choice

00:29:49.925 --> 00:29:51.041
would live this close to the freeway.

00:29:51.205 --> 00:29:53.037
Is that robe why your wife left you?

00:29:53.045 --> 00:29:54.195
What do you want, Carol?

00:29:54.285 --> 00:29:56.038
I want you to work for me in New York.

00:29:56.045 --> 00:29:58.037
You basically run this branch
without the credit.

00:29:58.165 --> 00:30:00.475
I will double your salary,
you'll get job security,

00:30:00.925 --> 00:30:02.803
and a boss who doesn't end every memo

00:30:02.885 --> 00:30:04.035
with a quote from Aerosmith.

00:30:04.605 --> 00:30:08.042
I could never do that to Clay,
and I'm very happy where I am.

00:30:08.405 --> 00:30:09.441
- Really?
- Yeah.

00:30:09.605 --> 00:30:11.039
I don't see happy.

00:30:12.045 --> 00:30:16.836
I see crappy.
And a rug that makes me sad.

00:30:17.885 --> 00:30:19.239
Anyway, um...

00:30:19.685 --> 00:30:20.801
I don't know,

00:30:20.885 --> 00:30:22.717
just think about it.
When the branch closes,

00:30:23.045 --> 00:30:26.038
and Clay has a trust fund to fall back on,

00:30:26.405 --> 00:30:28.044
what are you gonna have?

00:30:28.645 --> 00:30:30.045
Not much.

00:30:30.405 --> 00:30:32.044
Merry Christmas!

00:30:41.645 --> 00:30:43.045
- Thank you.
- You got it.

00:30:46.845 --> 00:30:48.916
Hey, man. Good to see you. Hi.

00:30:49.365 --> 00:30:50.401
Eight years

00:30:50.485 --> 00:30:51.601
- I've been working here.
- Turn around.

00:30:51.925 --> 00:30:53.917
What are you hoping to find anyway, Carla?

00:30:54.045 --> 00:30:55.081
What's your dream contraband?

00:30:55.405 --> 00:30:57.044
I just like making you my bitch.

00:30:57.045 --> 00:30:58.923
- You can go.
- Thank you.

00:30:59.365 --> 00:31:01.038
- Josh.
- Wow! You look like

00:31:01.045 --> 00:31:03.037
Cinderella, if she joined the TSA.

00:31:04.165 --> 00:31:06.999
Very, very nice. Okay,
take a look at this, please.

00:31:07.045 --> 00:31:08.161
Ooh, who's Mr December?

00:31:08.245 --> 00:31:09.599
This is Walter Davis, he's a VIP.

00:31:09.805 --> 00:31:11.205
I want you to do me a favour
and let me know the second

00:31:11.285 --> 00:31:12.435
he comes in. Can you do that?

00:31:12.685 --> 00:31:14.165
You will hear the sound of heavy flirting.

00:31:14.245 --> 00:31:16.077
Or just a text.
That'd be great.

00:31:16.285 --> 00:31:17.639
And are you gonna join us later?

00:31:17.725 --> 00:31:19.079
No, I doubt it. I have to
protect the front lines,

00:31:19.205 --> 00:31:20.719
make sure no crazy stuff happens.

00:31:20.845 --> 00:31:23.041
But if it does...
I'm ready.

00:31:23.085 --> 00:31:24.838
And you went with the yellow.
Smart.

00:31:24.925 --> 00:31:25.995
Right?

00:31:26.285 --> 00:31:27.639
Hey.

00:31:29.285 --> 00:31:32.039
- How's everyone doing tonight?
- Great.

00:31:32.245 --> 00:31:33.884
- It's my birthday.
- Ah.

00:31:34.165 --> 00:31:36.441
Really committing.
That's nice.

00:31:39.685 --> 00:31:41.358
Hey, look at that!

00:31:41.845 --> 00:31:43.165
- Hi.
- Hey, there, Susan.

00:31:43.725 --> 00:31:45.079
- Nice reindeer, right?
- How you doin'?

00:31:45.445 --> 00:31:46.640
Throw that in coat check for me please.

00:31:46.725 --> 00:31:48.364
Thank you. You look great. Oh.

00:31:48.805 --> 00:31:50.034
- Hey, Josh.
- Hey, Dean.

00:31:50.165 --> 00:31:51.724
You... You thought you'd bring
the kid, huh?

00:31:52.165 --> 00:31:54.361
Yeah. We couldn't get anyone
to watch him.

00:31:54.605 --> 00:31:56.039
But don't worry, he has an iPad.

00:31:56.245 --> 00:31:58.043
We could axe murder each other
and he wouldn't even notice.

00:31:58.445 --> 00:32:00.676
He'll just sit there with
that dumb look on his face.

00:32:01.045 --> 00:32:02.479
Yeah, that's the one.

00:32:03.005 --> 00:32:05.998
Okay. Well, can you stick him
in my office for me?

00:32:06.045 --> 00:32:08.640
- If you're cool with that.
- Sure. Well, not cool, but...

00:32:08.845 --> 00:32:10.802
- Have a good time.
- Thank you.

00:32:11.685 --> 00:32:13.199
All right.
Let's drop him quick,

00:32:13.285 --> 00:32:15.675
because these edibles
are gonna kick in any second.

00:32:32.725 --> 00:32:34.284
- Hey, Mr Parker.
- Hey, Rodney.

00:32:34.485 --> 00:32:36.044
- Want a Zeno Punch?
- No.

00:32:36.085 --> 00:32:37.917
- Foam finger?
- Uh-uh, neither.

00:32:38.045 --> 00:32:40.719
And, you know, we can skip this, too.

00:32:40.925 --> 00:32:42.644
- Good spirit, though. Yep.
- Okay.

00:32:47.685 --> 00:32:50.439
Could I have a beer, please?
Pretty great, huh, Jeremy?

00:32:50.725 --> 00:32:53.399
Yeah, it's so weird, I feel
Iike I'm still at the office.

00:32:53.645 --> 00:32:56.035
Yeah. Oh. Thank you.

00:33:24.045 --> 00:33:25.035
God,

00:33:25.445 --> 00:33:27.596
I know I haven't asked You
for much in this life.

00:33:27.925 --> 00:33:29.723
Granted, I was born rich.

00:33:30.045 --> 00:33:33.083
And white.
And male. And straight.

00:33:33.485 --> 00:33:36.717
Except for that one time.
But that's Las Vegas.

00:33:38.045 --> 00:33:40.844
But tonight I need You
to bless this party.

00:33:41.405 --> 00:33:43.078
This party has to rock.

00:33:43.485 --> 00:33:45.044
So we can get Walter's contract,

00:33:45.045 --> 00:33:46.923
so that everyone can keep their jobs,

00:33:47.045 --> 00:33:49.276
especially Allison.
I mean, she is losing it!

00:33:49.725 --> 00:33:51.842
And she has all my personal information.

00:33:52.045 --> 00:33:54.162
And so that we can prove my sister wrong.

00:33:54.245 --> 00:33:56.282
Show her that I am a good boss.

00:34:00.045 --> 00:34:02.037
And will You say hi to our dad?

00:34:02.645 --> 00:34:04.637
And tell him we really miss him.

00:34:07.645 --> 00:34:09.637
And that I'm rocking his Santa suit.

00:34:09.725 --> 00:34:11.444
Oh, and tell Prince and David Bowie

00:34:11.605 --> 00:34:13.039
how much they meant to everybody.

00:34:13.045 --> 00:34:15.037
I mean, Labyrinth, Purple Rain...

00:34:15.085 --> 00:34:16.201
They know.

00:34:18.485 --> 00:34:19.680
All right,

00:34:20.005 --> 00:34:21.803
Iet's light this fucking candle.

00:34:39.485 --> 00:34:42.922
Ho ho ho!
Merry Christmas, Zenotek!

00:34:43.085 --> 00:34:44.644
It's me, Santa Claus!

00:34:45.045 --> 00:34:48.038
I'ma comin' to town
for an epic night. Yay!

00:34:48.885 --> 00:34:50.035
Santa!

00:34:51.445 --> 00:34:53.038
That's okay, we'll get there.

00:34:57.045 --> 00:34:58.798
Watch this, Greg.

00:35:01.605 --> 00:35:03.676
Dean!
Clear. I'm coming around.

00:35:05.605 --> 00:35:06.721
Oh, shit.

00:35:10.245 --> 00:35:11.440
Oh, God.

00:35:11.725 --> 00:35:13.045
It's okay!

00:35:13.925 --> 00:35:16.042
It's okay!
That was part of it.

00:35:16.285 --> 00:35:18.356
Okay, Santa, what an entrance!

00:35:19.045 --> 00:35:21.605
Oh! Right down
the chimney, folks!

00:35:21.805 --> 00:35:24.479
Merry Christmas, bitches!
Santa can't be hurt.

00:35:24.925 --> 00:35:26.041
You doing okay? You all right?

00:35:26.085 --> 00:35:27.405
- That really did hurt, yeah...
- Are you sure?

00:35:27.645 --> 00:35:29.284
But you know what, I had this for padding.

00:35:29.645 --> 00:35:31.443
Holy shit.
What the fuck is that?

00:35:31.605 --> 00:35:32.834
Tell me that's not for something illegal.

00:35:33.045 --> 00:35:34.274
No, no, no.
Don't worry, this is all mine.

00:35:34.405 --> 00:35:36.044
I rented one of those Money Tornados.

00:35:36.085 --> 00:35:37.485
So for the bonuses later,

00:35:37.645 --> 00:35:39.045
I'm gonna make it rain like a hurricane.

00:35:39.205 --> 00:35:40.639
Are you sure you're not
getting carried away?

00:35:40.725 --> 00:35:42.079
This seems like a lot of money
you're spending.

00:35:42.405 --> 00:35:44.044
Josh, this is Christmas, okay?

00:35:44.205 --> 00:35:47.039
And if anybody knows how to
work within a budget, it's me.

00:35:47.045 --> 00:35:48.479
All right? And speaking of.

00:35:49.165 --> 00:35:50.599
There you go. Hi.

00:35:51.045 --> 00:35:52.035
- Cool.
- Little Jesus.

00:35:52.045 --> 00:35:55.038
- Did you rent a live baby?
- Yeah, for the nativity scene.

00:35:55.285 --> 00:35:57.038
What? It's cheaper
than you think, okay?

00:35:57.205 --> 00:35:58.400
Is it?

00:36:02.645 --> 00:36:05.479
Oh, shit! DJ Calvis
in the house tonight!

00:36:05.925 --> 00:36:07.041
Oh, God, no.

00:36:08.725 --> 00:36:11.081
Add my Snapchat: DJ Calvis.

00:36:11.485 --> 00:36:14.717
Joel's friend looks just like Joel.

00:36:16.045 --> 00:36:19.038
Ooh! Looks like some babies
getting made tonight!

00:36:19.445 --> 00:36:21.676
I'm not looking to get pregnant tonight.

00:36:22.045 --> 00:36:23.035
Excuse me. Sorry. Sorry.

00:36:23.165 --> 00:36:25.236
Joel, that's a red card for you.

00:36:25.365 --> 00:36:27.277
Um, babies are not getting made tonight,

00:36:27.405 --> 00:36:29.044
not here on company property.

00:36:29.045 --> 00:36:30.399
If you're going to have intercourse,

00:36:30.645 --> 00:36:32.284
please go beyond the flood lamps

00:36:32.405 --> 00:36:33.805
at the perimeter of the plaza

00:36:34.005 --> 00:36:36.042
and into the Rite Aid parking lot.

00:36:36.365 --> 00:36:38.880
That's right.
'Cause we fucking tonight!

00:36:39.045 --> 00:36:40.638
Joel. Language.

00:36:40.925 --> 00:36:43.076
This is still an office, and

00:36:43.285 --> 00:36:46.835
even though it's dark outside,
the rules don't turn off.

00:36:47.085 --> 00:36:49.839
The rules may not turn off,
but your inhibitions can!

00:36:50.045 --> 00:36:51.445
I'm talking about take
your pee-pees out

00:36:51.605 --> 00:36:53.039
and put 'em in some booties!

00:36:54.685 --> 00:36:57.154
And remember that tonight
the decisions you make

00:36:57.365 --> 00:37:00.244
will have consequences that will haunt you

00:37:00.365 --> 00:37:02.163
for the rest of your professional lives.

00:37:02.805 --> 00:37:04.000
And, um...

00:37:04.205 --> 00:37:05.844
And so have fun.

00:37:06.045 --> 00:37:08.037
Yeah, Mary, way to psyche everybody up!

00:37:08.885 --> 00:37:10.478
Main takeaway:
If you're gonna fuck,

00:37:10.645 --> 00:37:11.795
do it in the parking lot.

00:37:11.885 --> 00:37:13.877
Turn it up!

00:37:24.045 --> 00:37:26.719
- Hey.
- Hey! Someone cleans up nice.

00:37:27.045 --> 00:37:28.035
Oh...

00:37:28.045 --> 00:37:31.038
Yeah, I... I'm wearing the
same clothes, from earlier.

00:37:31.445 --> 00:37:33.676
Oh, yeah. I was just making
a party joke.

00:37:33.885 --> 00:37:35.638
I didn't want to go all the way home

00:37:35.725 --> 00:37:38.160
and then come back, so I just
sat in my car and worked.

00:37:38.605 --> 00:37:41.598
Oh, also I was waiting for
my phone to charge.

00:37:42.045 --> 00:37:45.038
Oh. So you're all charged up!

00:37:47.285 --> 00:37:48.401
What?

00:37:48.685 --> 00:37:50.677
I said you're all charged up.

00:37:51.045 --> 00:37:52.365
Yeah, my phone.

00:37:52.925 --> 00:37:54.405
Hey, the music is really loud.

00:37:54.485 --> 00:37:56.044
Do you want to go somewhere and talk?

00:37:56.405 --> 00:37:58.397
- Uh, yeah.
- Okay.

00:38:07.685 --> 00:38:09.165
This is Zenotek.

00:38:09.365 --> 00:38:11.004
Oh, shit!

00:38:11.045 --> 00:38:12.923
That's Jimmy Butler right there!

00:38:13.045 --> 00:38:14.399
Who's Jimmy Butler?

00:38:14.645 --> 00:38:17.399
Two-time All-Star. Best player
on my fantasy team.

00:38:17.845 --> 00:38:19.040
Fuck you, Butler!

00:38:19.085 --> 00:38:21.077
I don't know why I said that.
Oh, fuck.

00:38:21.245 --> 00:38:22.395
These are great.
You know what?

00:38:22.485 --> 00:38:23.885
Why don't you give me your number

00:38:24.005 --> 00:38:25.041
and I'll text these to you.

00:38:25.405 --> 00:38:26.839
Excuse me. Hey. Hi.

00:38:27.045 --> 00:38:29.037
- Jimmy, hey, this is Josh.
- Hey. How you doing?

00:38:29.045 --> 00:38:30.718
So you the big man around here, huh?

00:38:30.925 --> 00:38:32.996
I'm not that big, no.
I'm feeling small right now.

00:38:33.045 --> 00:38:34.638
Look at this. Good for you.

00:38:35.045 --> 00:38:36.195
Here's the big man!

00:38:36.405 --> 00:38:37.680
Jimmy Buckets. Clay Vanstone.

00:38:37.805 --> 00:38:39.364
Thanks for coming
to our Christmas party, man.

00:38:39.725 --> 00:38:41.044
Of course.
I've been trying to expand

00:38:41.045 --> 00:38:42.240
the Jimmy Butler empire

00:38:42.365 --> 00:38:43.481
into the tech space.

00:38:43.645 --> 00:38:44.795
I'm thinking Jimmy Butler dating app.

00:38:45.045 --> 00:38:47.037
- Maybe Butlerbook?
- I like it.

00:38:47.085 --> 00:38:49.042
- Jimmyface?
- These are all good ideas.

00:38:49.165 --> 00:38:51.077
Do you want to see the first
processor that we ever made?

00:38:51.285 --> 00:38:53.242
It's as big as a mini-fridge
and it used to set fires.

00:38:53.885 --> 00:38:55.035
It's upstairs with the good tequila.

00:38:55.085 --> 00:38:56.155
- Of course.
- Casamigos.

00:38:56.245 --> 00:38:57.281
I'll save some for you.

00:38:57.645 --> 00:39:00.877
Geek yourself out!
He's really into technology.

00:39:01.045 --> 00:39:02.798
Will you remind me, how do you know

00:39:02.885 --> 00:39:04.001
Jimmy Butler again?

00:39:04.045 --> 00:39:06.037
Remember, I told you my friend
does P.R. for the Bulls?

00:39:06.365 --> 00:39:07.879
- Yes! Yeah.
- Right.

00:39:08.685 --> 00:39:10.677
I thought that bringing
a famous basketball player

00:39:10.805 --> 00:39:11.875
would help with Walter.

00:39:12.045 --> 00:39:13.274
- Ah.
- You're cool with that, right?

00:39:14.045 --> 00:39:15.035
Why wouldn't I be cool?

00:39:15.165 --> 00:39:16.201
It's the greatest idea in the world.

00:39:16.285 --> 00:39:17.401
Of course I'm cool.

00:39:17.485 --> 00:39:18.919
- Very cool. Please.
- Okay.

00:39:19.045 --> 00:39:21.037
Yeah. Mr Cool.
I graduated valedictorian

00:39:21.045 --> 00:39:22.877
from Cool University!

00:39:23.045 --> 00:39:25.037
Good old C.U.

00:39:25.845 --> 00:39:26.881
Mmm-hmm.

00:39:27.725 --> 00:39:28.795
Okay.

00:39:29.005 --> 00:39:30.155
"C.U." Iater!

00:39:31.165 --> 00:39:33.043
Oh, Josh.

00:39:53.925 --> 00:39:54.995
Savannah?

00:39:55.085 --> 00:39:57.077
I think you mean Becca, right?

00:39:57.205 --> 00:39:58.924
Uh...

00:39:59.045 --> 00:40:01.196
I'm gonna be honest,
I've never done this before.

00:40:01.405 --> 00:40:03.044
Although my mum and I have watched

00:40:03.045 --> 00:40:04.399
Pretty Woman, Iike, a million times.

00:40:04.645 --> 00:40:07.717
Oh, I love that movie!
It's why I'm doing this.

00:40:08.645 --> 00:40:10.045
- Oh, wow.
- Yeah.

00:40:11.045 --> 00:40:12.479
It feels kind of dirty.

00:40:12.725 --> 00:40:14.044
You feel dirty?

00:40:14.045 --> 00:40:16.082
You're my third client
tonight. It's only 9:00 PM.

00:40:16.645 --> 00:40:17.681
Oh, really?

00:40:18.045 --> 00:40:20.196
So, um, you just have to pay my manager,

00:40:20.285 --> 00:40:22.038
and then we're, like, good.

00:40:22.045 --> 00:40:23.081
Oh, yeah, um...

00:40:24.045 --> 00:40:25.274
Got it right here.

00:40:25.485 --> 00:40:27.044
Hi. Nate.

00:40:39.045 --> 00:40:40.274
- Nate?
- Yeah.

00:40:40.405 --> 00:40:41.725
Hi, I'm Trina.

00:40:42.045 --> 00:40:44.480
I don't do handshakes,
I do hugs. Get in here!

00:40:46.045 --> 00:40:47.638
Oh, my gosh, you guys are gonna have

00:40:47.725 --> 00:40:49.398
so much fun tonight.
I can feel it.

00:40:49.645 --> 00:40:51.044
- You're already a couple.
- Hope so.

00:40:51.045 --> 00:40:52.035
Already.

00:40:52.045 --> 00:40:53.684
- Is this for me?
- Um, yes, ma'am.

00:40:53.885 --> 00:40:56.878
Oh, my gosh. Look at him.
Prepared. I love that.

00:40:57.045 --> 00:40:58.035
I'm not even gonna count it.

00:40:58.045 --> 00:40:59.081
- You know why?
- Mmm-mmm.

00:40:59.405 --> 00:41:01.397
- 'Cause we're friends, right?
- Yeah.

00:41:01.605 --> 00:41:03.403
Yeah, we're not fucking friends.

00:41:03.485 --> 00:41:04.680
Oh, my God.

00:41:04.805 --> 00:41:06.842
So if you're thinking of fucking with me,

00:41:06.925 --> 00:41:08.359
or with my girl,

00:41:08.645 --> 00:41:11.843
don't. Because I'm hella
stressed out right now.

00:41:12.045 --> 00:41:14.196
This week has been a scheduling nightmare!

00:41:14.645 --> 00:41:15.840
My iCal crashed,

00:41:15.925 --> 00:41:18.440
and now all my appointments
are set in 2019.

00:41:18.925 --> 00:41:20.041
And in Hebrew.

00:41:20.085 --> 00:41:22.281
It's a flawed program. I've
been saying this for years.

00:41:22.485 --> 00:41:24.044
Shut up.

00:41:24.205 --> 00:41:25.719
My point is,

00:41:26.045 --> 00:41:29.038
if one more person
pisses me off... One more...

00:41:29.365 --> 00:41:31.038
I don't know what's gonna happen.

00:41:32.165 --> 00:41:33.884
I don't know what I'm gonna do.

00:41:34.205 --> 00:41:36.197
We're clear?

00:41:36.285 --> 00:41:39.039
Okay, so now, um, just have a good time.

00:41:39.485 --> 00:41:42.478
If you use handcuffs,
have a spare key, okay?

00:41:42.805 --> 00:41:45.400
Jesus, we do not want to go
through Thanksgiving again.

00:41:45.925 --> 00:41:47.484
Um, hey, if you need me in the next hour,

00:41:47.645 --> 00:41:48.715
I'll be at Whole Foods.

00:41:48.845 --> 00:41:49.881
Okay.

00:41:50.365 --> 00:41:52.038
Alexei, open my fucking door!

00:41:52.485 --> 00:41:55.045
Come on.
Let's go meet your friends.

00:41:55.205 --> 00:41:57.037
I can close it myself!

00:41:57.245 --> 00:42:00.158
I'm a woman in 2016. Jesus.

00:42:02.445 --> 00:42:04.835
Okay, Clay, incoming.
I just got a text from Carla.

00:42:04.925 --> 00:42:06.041
Walter's on his way up.
This is it.

00:42:06.165 --> 00:42:07.281
Okay, okay.
So we need an employee

00:42:07.405 --> 00:42:08.600
to sit on my lap right when he comes up.

00:42:08.685 --> 00:42:10.039
A cheerful one.
Definitely not Jeremy.

00:42:10.045 --> 00:42:11.081
Uh, sure, great plan.

00:42:11.285 --> 00:42:13.641
Great. Good, good. Here.
You try and get this on.

00:42:16.845 --> 00:42:18.040
Hey, Walter!

00:42:18.085 --> 00:42:19.644
- Welcome to Zenotek.
- How are you?

00:42:19.725 --> 00:42:20.920
I'm so glad you came.

00:42:21.045 --> 00:42:22.035
Good to see you.
Can I take your coat?

00:42:22.165 --> 00:42:23.804
- No, no, I'm good, actually.
- You sure? Okay.

00:42:24.005 --> 00:42:25.803
All right. Walt, what would
you like to get started with?

00:42:26.045 --> 00:42:27.035
You know, we got a photo booth.

00:42:27.045 --> 00:42:29.162
It's like getting your
picture taken in a tiny house.

00:42:29.285 --> 00:42:30.355
We love it.

00:42:30.445 --> 00:42:32.164
Oh, uh, Jimmy Butler is here!

00:42:32.365 --> 00:42:34.277
Jimmy Butler from the Bulls is here.

00:42:34.405 --> 00:42:35.475
What? Come on! Where is he?

00:42:35.685 --> 00:42:37.881
Do you want to take a selfie
with him? Everyone's doin' it.

00:42:38.045 --> 00:42:39.604
You know, I'm a Cavs fan, actually.

00:42:39.805 --> 00:42:41.034
- Oh.
- There's a good team.

00:42:41.165 --> 00:42:42.679
- This was a mistake.
- Hang on. Hang on.

00:42:42.805 --> 00:42:43.921
No, no, no. Come on.

00:42:44.045 --> 00:42:46.082
Now, a mistake would be
to miss the salmon station.

00:42:46.205 --> 00:42:47.355
Do you like salmon? Huh?

00:42:47.605 --> 00:42:50.803
You want to swim upstream with
me and go try some salmon?

00:42:51.045 --> 00:42:52.798
What does that even mean?

00:42:53.005 --> 00:42:54.724
You know what? Let's start
with a drink. Come on.

00:42:54.925 --> 00:42:57.485
Yeah. Are you thirsty? Clay,
you want a drink with Walter?

00:42:57.725 --> 00:42:59.717
One vibrator, please.

00:43:00.205 --> 00:43:01.639
Okay. Here you go.

00:43:01.885 --> 00:43:04.445
- It's really a body massager.
- No, it's a vibrator.

00:43:04.685 --> 00:43:06.836
Hey, Josh!

00:43:07.045 --> 00:43:08.798
Oh, hey, Jeremy.
This is Jeremy,

00:43:08.885 --> 00:43:10.160
our customer service manager.

00:43:10.365 --> 00:43:12.800
Hi, nice to meet you.
Mary just fucking cited me!

00:43:13.005 --> 00:43:14.359
Okay?
I thought this was a party.

00:43:14.605 --> 00:43:16.995
If I want to dick tap Alan,
I'm gonna dick tap Alan.

00:43:17.045 --> 00:43:18.081
That's a timeless gag!

00:43:18.205 --> 00:43:20.037
- Never not funny!
- Okay, off you go.

00:43:20.165 --> 00:43:24.045
She is like a poisonous
fucking cloud of shit gas,

00:43:24.445 --> 00:43:27.358
Iike, just seeping into
everybody's good time.

00:43:27.605 --> 00:43:31.360
Every word she says makes
my fucking haemorrhoids throb!

00:43:31.805 --> 00:43:34.036
- I want that on the record.
- It is.

00:43:34.445 --> 00:43:35.845
He's in customer service?

00:43:35.925 --> 00:43:37.041
Yeah, he's much better on the phone.

00:43:37.085 --> 00:43:38.724
That's really where he shines.
Here we go.

00:43:39.045 --> 00:43:41.037
Hey, can we get a scotch?
Um, Macallan, right?

00:43:41.405 --> 00:43:43.397
Uh, no, dude.
It's the eggnog luge.

00:43:43.725 --> 00:43:46.399
Oh. Just the eggnog.
Okay. Great. Well...

00:43:46.845 --> 00:43:48.484
Uh, looks like fun.
Ladies first.

00:43:48.725 --> 00:43:51.638
- Josh, I insist. After you.
- Well, I'm not much on eggnog.

00:43:51.845 --> 00:43:53.040
Don't listen
to this guy. He's Mr Fun.

00:43:53.085 --> 00:43:55.395
He'll do anything for
the party. So, come on!

00:43:55.645 --> 00:43:58.205
Hey, everybody!
Josh is gonna do the luge!

00:43:58.405 --> 00:44:01.204
No, no. I don't think so.
It's not for me.

00:44:01.645 --> 00:44:04.205
Josh! Josh! Josh! Josh!

00:44:04.645 --> 00:44:06.398
It looks like they want you to do it.

00:44:06.645 --> 00:44:08.204
Should I do it? I'll do it.

00:44:08.645 --> 00:44:11.035
I'll do it, I'll do it.
Okay, let's do it.

00:44:11.245 --> 00:44:13.362
This the luge right here?
Here we go.

00:44:14.045 --> 00:44:16.640
Here we go... Here we go...

00:44:20.485 --> 00:44:21.601
Mmm-hmm.

00:44:24.885 --> 00:44:26.001
Mmm.

00:44:29.045 --> 00:44:30.035
Oh, God.

00:44:31.605 --> 00:44:34.040
Whoo! Okay, Walter, your turn.

00:44:34.165 --> 00:44:35.235
Where'd Walter go?

00:44:35.365 --> 00:44:36.879
I totally got you deep throating him.

00:44:37.045 --> 00:44:38.365
Oh, well, look at that.
That's beautiful.

00:44:38.445 --> 00:44:40.676
Where'd Walter go, huh?
Clay, did you see Walter?

00:44:41.005 --> 00:44:42.439
I don't know about
that whole throne thing.

00:44:42.605 --> 00:44:43.800
I mean, nobody liked the gifts,

00:44:43.885 --> 00:44:46.002
everybody was complaining
and the lap-sitting got weird.

00:44:46.085 --> 00:44:47.201
Oh, no.

00:44:47.285 --> 00:44:48.355
What's happening?

00:44:48.445 --> 00:44:49.481
Well, it's just not working.

00:44:49.645 --> 00:44:50.681
If you took away everybody's drinks

00:44:50.805 --> 00:44:51.875
and turned up the lights,

00:44:52.005 --> 00:44:53.724
it just looks like we're
at work. You know what I mean?

00:44:53.925 --> 00:44:55.041
We need to get amped up.

00:44:55.045 --> 00:44:56.843
We need to get them interacting.

00:44:57.045 --> 00:44:58.604
You guys should do what you
did at the party last year.

00:44:58.845 --> 00:45:00.040
No. Not doing that. Come on.

00:45:00.205 --> 00:45:01.275
No, that was lame.

00:45:01.485 --> 00:45:03.204
No, no, it was fucking
awesome! People loved it!

00:45:03.285 --> 00:45:04.480
It wasn't. And they didn't.

00:45:04.725 --> 00:45:06.079
Do it for the company.
All right?

00:45:06.285 --> 00:45:08.925
I'm gonna go give Walter
party mouth-to-mouth.

00:45:09.085 --> 00:45:10.724
Is he crying?

00:45:11.045 --> 00:45:12.035
I wanted to give you this pamphlet

00:45:12.085 --> 00:45:13.485
which has a lot of good information

00:45:13.685 --> 00:45:16.041
about the signs and symptoms of sadness.

00:45:16.445 --> 00:45:17.595
When I'm sad,

00:45:17.685 --> 00:45:20.245
I like to remember something
my grandma used to sing.

00:45:26.045 --> 00:45:27.081
It's about ducklings.

00:45:30.405 --> 00:45:33.045
Mary, you wore a blue coat, right?

00:45:33.285 --> 00:45:35.038
- No, I wore my beige poof.
- Oh, that's it.

00:45:35.085 --> 00:45:36.201
It's probably not a big deal,

00:45:36.285 --> 00:45:38.277
but I saw Meghan rifling
through all the pockets.

00:45:38.485 --> 00:45:41.205
No, no, no, no.
My Bath & Body Works coupons!

00:45:41.645 --> 00:45:43.477
Walter.
Clay Vanstone, remember?

00:45:43.645 --> 00:45:44.715
- Hey.
- How are you?

00:45:44.845 --> 00:45:47.679
- I want to show you Zenotek.
- Ah. Yes.

00:46:05.885 --> 00:46:07.444
You're a very expressive dancer.

00:46:07.725 --> 00:46:09.159
Oh, thanks.
Let me know if you want me

00:46:09.245 --> 00:46:11.043
to dance, like,
sexy or something, you know?

00:46:11.885 --> 00:46:13.035
- Yeah. No, we're good.
- Okay.

00:46:15.165 --> 00:46:18.044
Uh, hey, there's actually some
guys I want you to meet.

00:46:18.165 --> 00:46:19.235
Okay, great.

00:46:19.365 --> 00:46:21.357
Let's just work out the money
thing first, though, yeah?

00:46:21.445 --> 00:46:23.482
Uh, I already gave Trina $200.

00:46:23.645 --> 00:46:25.045
Oh, yeah, that's just for the first hour.

00:46:25.245 --> 00:46:26.599
If you want me for the rest of the night,

00:46:26.685 --> 00:46:28.039
it's gonna be another $2,000.

00:46:28.205 --> 00:46:31.039
- Two grand? No. No way.
- Yeah.

00:46:31.045 --> 00:46:32.365
The website clearly said

00:46:32.445 --> 00:46:34.277
it was $200 for the whole night.

00:46:34.485 --> 00:46:36.920
Do I look like I'm $200 a night?

00:46:37.365 --> 00:46:39.436
Okay, fine.
I'll go to an ATM, okay?

00:46:39.845 --> 00:46:41.040
Okay. Give me your watch
as collateral.

00:46:41.045 --> 00:46:42.035
It's my grandmother's.

00:46:42.205 --> 00:46:43.241
I don't care.

00:46:43.365 --> 00:46:44.435
Shit.

00:46:52.245 --> 00:46:53.361
Holy shit.

00:46:53.445 --> 00:46:57.359
That was just how daddy likes it.

00:46:57.445 --> 00:46:58.481
Mmm-hmm.

00:46:58.805 --> 00:46:59.875
Check it out.

00:47:00.245 --> 00:47:02.362
You're a fireman.

00:47:04.045 --> 00:47:07.004
Must be really nice to have
a day care centre at work.

00:47:07.045 --> 00:47:09.241
Yeah, yeah. Clay set this up
when I was pregnant.

00:47:09.445 --> 00:47:10.595
I think he just wanted an excuse

00:47:10.685 --> 00:47:12.039
to have Play-Doh
in the office.

00:47:13.045 --> 00:47:14.638
- Shall we?
- Oh.

00:47:18.005 --> 00:47:19.917
- You are such a good mum.
- Aw.

00:47:20.805 --> 00:47:21.841
Thanks.

00:47:23.165 --> 00:47:25.475
I, uh, bet you'd make me
finish all my homework

00:47:25.645 --> 00:47:27.238
before I could go outside and play.

00:47:27.605 --> 00:47:30.359
Yeah, especially
if you were being naughty.

00:47:31.005 --> 00:47:32.359
Do I need to be punished?

00:47:32.925 --> 00:47:35.042
Well, I guess that depends
on your homework.

00:47:41.165 --> 00:47:42.281
I bet you'd make me

00:47:42.405 --> 00:47:44.601
brush my teeth
so I don't get any cavities.

00:47:45.005 --> 00:47:48.043
Oh, we're still doing this.
Okay.

00:47:51.605 --> 00:47:53.244
I've been a bad boy, Mummy.

00:47:53.445 --> 00:47:56.040
Okay, um, do you have
some kind of weird fetish?

00:47:56.285 --> 00:47:58.038
What? No!

00:47:58.285 --> 00:47:59.924
No, I'm so sorry,
I didn't mean to give you

00:48:00.045 --> 00:48:01.035
that impression.

00:48:01.085 --> 00:48:02.485
- I just got carried away.
- Oh.

00:48:02.845 --> 00:48:04.837
I just really like you.

00:48:05.045 --> 00:48:07.037
Yeah. I really like you, too.

00:48:18.005 --> 00:48:19.678
Something's happening in my diaper.

00:48:19.885 --> 00:48:21.604
- Okay. Fuck this. I got to go.
- Huh?

00:48:21.805 --> 00:48:22.875
- This is my nightmare.
- What?

00:48:23.005 --> 00:48:24.997
- So, yes, I'm in hell.
- No, uh...

00:48:25.045 --> 00:48:26.445
- So I'm gonna go.
- Mummy!

00:48:26.685 --> 00:48:27.880
I mean, Allison. Don't leave.

00:48:28.045 --> 00:48:32.278
Save that shit for the fourth
date like a normal person!

00:48:35.845 --> 00:48:37.040
Sorry.

00:48:41.085 --> 00:48:43.395
All right, Nate, this is what
you've been saving for.

00:48:45.645 --> 00:48:47.044
Who designed this?

00:48:47.045 --> 00:48:48.035
Come on!

00:48:49.085 --> 00:48:51.042
Shit! Fuck me!

00:48:56.045 --> 00:48:57.035
Yes.

00:49:03.285 --> 00:49:05.242
I'm okay! Merry Christmas!

00:49:08.725 --> 00:49:10.239
Okay. You ready?

00:49:11.885 --> 00:49:14.002
Okay, you look ridiculous.

00:49:15.045 --> 00:49:16.798
Is it the hat?

00:49:21.005 --> 00:49:22.997
Hey.
Merry Christmas, everybody!

00:49:23.365 --> 00:49:25.721
Who's happy about the holidays?

00:49:32.205 --> 00:49:34.037
Okay. Okay.

00:50:02.165 --> 00:50:05.681
Hey, so, um, you dickheads
want to buy some cocaine?

00:50:06.045 --> 00:50:08.002
Yeah! We'll do that.

00:50:08.085 --> 00:50:09.917
One cocaine.
Want to do it with us?

00:50:13.805 --> 00:50:15.603
Yeah! Yeah!

00:50:19.605 --> 00:50:21.597
I believe in taking risks, Walter.

00:50:21.805 --> 00:50:24.036
Zenotek, my company,
believes in taking risks.

00:50:24.045 --> 00:50:25.081
You know what we should do tonight?

00:50:25.245 --> 00:50:26.281
We should do something that scares us.

00:50:26.405 --> 00:50:27.475
Makes us feel alive!

00:50:29.045 --> 00:50:30.035
Do you think you could

00:50:30.045 --> 00:50:31.923
swing across the dance floor
with those lights?

00:50:32.205 --> 00:50:33.275
What's that?

00:50:33.645 --> 00:50:35.398
Like, if you grabbed every single strand,

00:50:35.605 --> 00:50:36.641
do you think that you could swing

00:50:36.725 --> 00:50:38.637
and then time it just right
and grab all of those strands,

00:50:38.845 --> 00:50:41.041
then, like Tarzan, make it
all the way to my office?

00:50:41.045 --> 00:50:43.037
Merry fucking Christmas.

00:50:43.885 --> 00:50:45.035
You know what?

00:50:45.445 --> 00:50:48.040
This has been really great,
and I thank you, but,

00:50:48.165 --> 00:50:49.804
it's time to hit the road.

00:50:49.885 --> 00:50:51.797
Oh. Um, you can't leave yet,

00:50:51.885 --> 00:50:53.160
'cause we're just getting started!

00:51:16.045 --> 00:51:19.038
Hey! You got snow machined.
That's meant to be lucky.

00:51:19.045 --> 00:51:20.035
It tastes bitter.

00:51:20.085 --> 00:51:22.077
It's just paper products.
Let's get you cleaned up.

00:51:22.485 --> 00:51:24.477
Great, great.
So I guess we'll just take two

00:51:24.645 --> 00:51:25.715
and call you in the morning, then?

00:51:25.845 --> 00:51:28.041
- Is that, uh...
- Yeah, don't call me.

00:51:28.645 --> 00:51:30.637
You on Snapchat?

00:51:31.205 --> 00:51:34.642
We'll be up here if you
want to come back up here.

00:51:35.205 --> 00:51:36.639
I need some air.

00:51:36.845 --> 00:51:38.916
Oh, also I have your Secret Santa.

00:51:39.085 --> 00:51:40.155
Oh. Okay.

00:51:42.605 --> 00:51:44.039
What are you doing?

00:51:44.205 --> 00:51:45.685
Pissing off Mary.

00:51:46.005 --> 00:51:49.362
#GreatestPartyEver. #OpenBar.

00:51:49.605 --> 00:51:51.005
How do you spell "Hanukkah"?

00:51:51.045 --> 00:51:52.798
Wait, who are you sending that to?

00:51:53.045 --> 00:51:55.037
Oh, you know, everyone in Chicago.

00:51:58.045 --> 00:51:59.081
You've never been up here?

00:51:59.205 --> 00:52:00.241
No.

00:52:00.645 --> 00:52:01.999
This is where I usually am

00:52:02.045 --> 00:52:03.843
during the sexual harassment seminars.

00:52:04.045 --> 00:52:05.923
Oh, it's beautiful.

00:52:07.725 --> 00:52:09.842
Oh, it's colder up here for sure.

00:52:10.405 --> 00:52:12.044
And it's, uh...

00:52:12.405 --> 00:52:14.840
Oh, man, it's higher.

00:52:16.405 --> 00:52:18.203
Maybe let's go...
Let's go lower.

00:52:18.605 --> 00:52:20.039
And warmer. Come on.

00:52:23.045 --> 00:52:25.719
- Uh-oh.
- No. No, it never locks.

00:52:26.165 --> 00:52:28.236
Wait, no. It never locks!

00:52:28.885 --> 00:52:30.080
I bet you're also never up here

00:52:30.205 --> 00:52:31.434
- at night, right?
- No.

00:52:31.885 --> 00:52:34.036
It's all right, I came prepared.

00:52:36.005 --> 00:52:37.041
So did I.

00:52:37.245 --> 00:52:38.679
Your Secret Santa.

00:52:38.885 --> 00:52:40.035
That's a lot better
than where I'm keeping mine.

00:52:44.285 --> 00:52:45.401
Excuse me. Mr Vanstone?

00:52:45.485 --> 00:52:47.397
- Have you seen this?
- Hi. I'm Rodney.

00:52:48.045 --> 00:52:50.196
We haven't met
yet. I'm an intern here.

00:52:50.285 --> 00:52:52.481
I just wanted to say Merry Christmas.

00:52:52.845 --> 00:52:55.405
- Yes, you can have a job.
- Are you serious?

00:52:55.725 --> 00:52:57.717
Yeah, party hire.
Junior associate. Congrats.

00:52:57.925 --> 00:52:59.837
Oh, my God.
Mr Vanstone, thank you!

00:53:00.045 --> 00:53:01.399
- Thank you.
- Thank you so much.

00:53:01.845 --> 00:53:02.915
- Oh, my God. Yes?
- Hey, Rodney!

00:53:03.405 --> 00:53:04.885
We're gonna get you a new name.

00:53:05.005 --> 00:53:06.075
Done! I'll call my parents.

00:53:06.645 --> 00:53:08.284
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

00:53:09.045 --> 00:53:10.035
Hey. You okay?

00:53:10.285 --> 00:53:12.038
Ha! I was down.
I was having a bad day.

00:53:12.045 --> 00:53:13.161
But now I'm lifting.

00:53:13.285 --> 00:53:14.355
I'm seeing things. My mind.

00:53:14.445 --> 00:53:16.402
The ideas are flying through my mind!

00:53:16.725 --> 00:53:18.364
- I'm feeling strong.
- Okay, good.

00:53:19.045 --> 00:53:20.923
- High five. Ha!
- Sure.

00:53:21.045 --> 00:53:22.081
Ha-ha!

00:53:22.205 --> 00:53:24.640
You can't keep Walter Davis
down forever, baby!

00:53:28.085 --> 00:53:29.485
Let's go get fucked up.

00:53:29.685 --> 00:53:30.721
Okay, but not too much.

00:53:30.845 --> 00:53:32.040
When I drink, a lot of bad things happen.

00:53:32.045 --> 00:53:33.274
You know, my sister's horse goes missing.

00:53:33.405 --> 00:53:35.203
My car is covered in horse hair and blood.

00:53:35.285 --> 00:53:36.401
Fingers get pointed.

00:53:36.645 --> 00:53:39.080
Smoke PCP as a favour.
Beach burns down.

00:53:39.285 --> 00:53:40.878
That ain't never been my problem.

00:53:41.005 --> 00:53:42.917
Come on! Let's go get a drink!
Yeah!

00:53:43.365 --> 00:53:44.924
Oh, shit!

00:54:24.045 --> 00:54:25.240
We're expecting blizzard conditions

00:54:25.365 --> 00:54:26.435
for 12 to 24 hours...

00:54:26.605 --> 00:54:27.641
Just get me on a plane.

00:54:27.725 --> 00:54:29.044
Get me on any goddamn plane, all right?

00:54:29.045 --> 00:54:31.037
I have enough miles to orbit the sun.

00:54:31.165 --> 00:54:32.724
I'm sorry, ma'am.
All flights are grounded

00:54:32.845 --> 00:54:33.881
until the snow clears.

00:54:34.005 --> 00:54:35.041
There's nothing more I can do.

00:54:35.045 --> 00:54:37.241
Well, refer me to someone
who can do something.

00:54:37.445 --> 00:54:39.038
That would be God, ma'am.

00:54:39.085 --> 00:54:40.917
Oh, Her.

00:54:42.445 --> 00:54:43.879
Have a great holiday.

00:54:44.045 --> 00:54:45.035
Shit.

00:54:52.925 --> 00:54:54.723
Did you eat my Cinnabon?

00:54:55.645 --> 00:54:56.840
No.

00:54:57.925 --> 00:54:59.075
Where's your mother?

00:54:59.485 --> 00:55:01.044
Bathroom.

00:55:03.045 --> 00:55:06.038
- What's your name, sweetie?
- Darcy.

00:55:06.205 --> 00:55:07.241
Oh.

00:55:11.005 --> 00:55:12.041
Hi, Santa.

00:55:12.805 --> 00:55:16.003
Yes, Carol Vanstone.
I'm here with Darcy.

00:55:16.845 --> 00:55:18.199
I know. Terrible name.

00:55:19.045 --> 00:55:20.843
And she's being a little shit here

00:55:20.925 --> 00:55:22.075
in the first class lounge.

00:55:22.285 --> 00:55:23.685
So I think we should cancel

00:55:23.805 --> 00:55:26.274
all of her Christmas presents this year.

00:55:26.845 --> 00:55:28.040
Yeah. And while she's asleep,

00:55:28.085 --> 00:55:30.361
why don't you take that doll, too.

00:55:30.845 --> 00:55:32.040
Great. Bye.

00:55:32.405 --> 00:55:33.680
May l have your attention, please.

00:55:33.805 --> 00:55:36.161
Due to inclement weather, all
flights have been cancelled.

00:55:36.445 --> 00:55:37.595
Shit!

00:55:42.045 --> 00:55:43.399
Fuck you!

00:55:49.045 --> 00:55:50.365
Zenotek, you having a good time now?

00:55:50.445 --> 00:55:52.164
You ready to kick this up a notch, huh?

00:55:54.805 --> 00:55:57.001
Hit me with the horns, Calvis!

00:55:57.045 --> 00:55:58.604
Old school.

00:56:01.365 --> 00:56:02.640
Make some noise!

00:56:04.405 --> 00:56:05.441
Yeah!

00:56:09.685 --> 00:56:10.835
Here we go now!

00:56:11.045 --> 00:56:12.638
Is this not the best fucking party

00:56:12.725 --> 00:56:14.205
y'all been to? Come on down!

00:56:14.405 --> 00:56:16.397
Here we go now!
Here we go now!

00:56:16.845 --> 00:56:19.997
Here we go, here we go!
Let me clear my throat

00:56:21.445 --> 00:56:23.038
Yeah, get on up here.

00:56:23.245 --> 00:56:25.805
Give it up for Walter!
My main man, Walter!

00:56:27.685 --> 00:56:28.721
Goddamn!

00:56:28.925 --> 00:56:30.279
Get on up here, Mary!

00:56:30.485 --> 00:56:33.045
Give me the mike. No, no, no.
Give me the mike.

00:56:33.205 --> 00:56:34.639
- Give it up for Mary!
- No, no.

00:56:34.725 --> 00:56:37.194
Mary, everybody, yeah!

00:56:37.285 --> 00:56:38.719
You got to stop.

00:56:38.925 --> 00:56:40.837
When l say H, you say R

00:56:41.045 --> 00:56:43.037
H.R.! H.R.!

00:56:43.085 --> 00:56:45.395
When l say H, you say R

00:56:45.645 --> 00:56:47.716
H.R.! H.R.!

00:56:47.925 --> 00:56:50.042
And when she says H, you say R

00:56:50.205 --> 00:56:52.640
H.R.! H.R.!

00:56:52.725 --> 00:56:54.637
Yeah!

00:56:57.205 --> 00:56:59.242
lf y'all want to party like we do

00:56:59.365 --> 00:57:01.038
lf y'all want to party like us

00:57:01.165 --> 00:57:04.044
Let me hear you say,
"Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!"

00:57:06.445 --> 00:57:08.482
lf y'all want to party like we do

00:57:08.645 --> 00:57:10.045
lf y'all want to party like us

00:57:10.445 --> 00:57:13.438
Let me hear you say,
"Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!"

00:57:15.885 --> 00:57:18.878
Okay, that's part of it. Yeah!

00:57:19.725 --> 00:57:21.079
She's what makes this company great,

00:57:21.205 --> 00:57:24.004
just like every motherfucker in here!

00:57:25.045 --> 00:57:27.401
When l say freeze, y'all freeze one time

00:57:27.645 --> 00:57:29.045
Freeze!

00:57:31.045 --> 00:57:32.877
Now let me clear my throat

00:57:33.205 --> 00:57:35.674
Special dedication going out
to all the ladies

00:57:35.805 --> 00:57:37.034
And all the brothers in here!

00:57:37.405 --> 00:57:40.045
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

00:57:55.045 --> 00:57:56.843
This is fun, right?

00:57:57.045 --> 00:57:58.195
This has turned

00:57:58.285 --> 00:58:00.925
from charming
into life-threatening.

00:58:01.845 --> 00:58:04.917
I cannot believe that
they are still not responding.

00:58:05.645 --> 00:58:07.238
At least my death will give my parents

00:58:07.365 --> 00:58:09.277
something to talk about
at the meal I'm gonna miss.

00:58:09.645 --> 00:58:11.204
- Going to your parents' place?
- Every year.

00:58:11.845 --> 00:58:15.043
This is where not having
any family actually pays off.

00:58:15.365 --> 00:58:17.038
I get the whole city to myself.

00:58:17.445 --> 00:58:19.243
It's like some kind of
awesome plague came in

00:58:19.365 --> 00:58:21.357
and spared only me
and the Chinese restaurants.

00:58:21.805 --> 00:58:23.034
This is useless.

00:58:23.205 --> 00:58:25.037
You gonna be solo, huh?

00:58:25.285 --> 00:58:27.038
There's not gonna be
a stocking on your mantel

00:58:27.045 --> 00:58:28.638
for Jimmy Butler at your place?

00:58:30.645 --> 00:58:32.477
- What are you doing?
- Nothing?

00:58:33.045 --> 00:58:34.843
Just asking. You know?

00:58:35.645 --> 00:58:36.999
You could have dated me, Josh.

00:58:37.045 --> 00:58:38.195
But you freaked out and ran away.

00:58:39.085 --> 00:58:42.362
I still had PTSD from
my marriage just ending, so...

00:58:44.205 --> 00:58:46.037
You'd been separated for a year.

00:58:48.045 --> 00:58:50.276
- I fucked up.
- Yeah.

00:58:50.925 --> 00:58:52.484
Because you're an idiot.

00:58:53.045 --> 00:58:54.399
I'm sorry.

00:58:55.045 --> 00:58:57.844
I have been feeling shitty about it.

00:59:06.045 --> 00:59:08.037
We should've done this a long time ago.

00:59:09.485 --> 00:59:11.044
- Yeah.
- Right?

00:59:19.645 --> 00:59:20.920
- Hey, Jeremy.
- Huh?

00:59:21.045 --> 00:59:22.035
Hey!

00:59:22.045 --> 00:59:23.843
- Hey, man.
- What's up, guys?

00:59:24.045 --> 00:59:27.834
Wow. Good thing I wasn't
going number two, huh?

00:59:28.005 --> 00:59:29.405
Yeah. Leave you to it.

00:59:29.645 --> 00:59:32.205
- This is my territory!
- Got it. That's clear.

00:59:34.645 --> 00:59:36.364
They can't shut us down!

00:59:36.445 --> 00:59:38.402
We're never gonna get shut down!

00:59:38.845 --> 00:59:41.041
When l say Zeno, you say Tek

00:59:41.205 --> 00:59:43.197
Zeno-Tek! Zeno-Tek!

00:59:43.645 --> 00:59:45.841
When l say Zeno, you say Tek

00:59:46.045 --> 00:59:48.037
Zeno-Tek! Zeno-Tek!

00:59:50.045 --> 00:59:52.196
It's a Christmas miracle.

00:59:53.005 --> 00:59:55.042
When l say Zeno, you say Tek

00:59:55.045 --> 00:59:57.162
Zeno-Tek! Zeno-Tek!

00:59:57.605 --> 00:59:59.642
When l say Zeno, you say Tek

01:00:00.045 --> 01:00:02.082
Zeno-Tek! Zeno-Tek!

01:00:02.925 --> 01:00:05.042
I love this party!

01:00:05.725 --> 01:00:08.194
I love this company!

01:00:08.845 --> 01:00:11.644
And I want to work with you people!

01:00:13.165 --> 01:00:16.044
What did he just say?
Did Clay just close Walter?

01:00:16.205 --> 01:00:18.925
Huh, he really is Santa Claus.

01:00:24.725 --> 01:00:26.045
Yeah!

01:00:50.285 --> 01:00:52.083
So, Carol. You know,

01:00:52.205 --> 01:00:53.924
- that's my grandmother's name.
- Mmm.

01:00:55.045 --> 01:00:56.638
- No, I did not know that.
- Yeah.

01:00:57.685 --> 01:00:58.721
Oh.

01:00:58.845 --> 01:01:02.043
It's kind of an old-timey
name. Don't really hear

01:01:02.285 --> 01:01:04.038
Carol much anymore.

01:01:05.085 --> 01:01:07.077
It's like... "Hi, I'm Carol.

01:01:07.445 --> 01:01:10.438
"I gotta get home
before I miss my stories."

01:01:10.925 --> 01:01:15.044
"Hi, I'm Carol. I heard about
Pearl Harbor on the radio."

01:01:15.045 --> 01:01:19.039
"Hi, I'm Carol. I died
in the beginning of Up."

01:01:19.845 --> 01:01:21.074
That movie?

01:01:21.685 --> 01:01:23.802
Sorry, I'm just nervous.

01:01:24.045 --> 01:01:27.675
My first night on the job.
On the ol' J.O.B.

01:01:27.925 --> 01:01:29.041
- It's your first night?
- Yeah.

01:01:29.045 --> 01:01:30.035
Driving?

01:01:30.085 --> 01:01:31.201
First night driving the ol' Ubes.

01:01:32.445 --> 01:01:35.040
It's a pretty sweet gig,
though. Make my own hours.

01:01:35.165 --> 01:01:36.884
You know, I could hook you up

01:01:37.005 --> 01:01:38.439
if you want to be an Uber driver.

01:01:38.805 --> 01:01:40.797
I'm good. I already have
a job. Thank you very much.

01:01:41.005 --> 01:01:44.043
Yeah, but you could be CEO
of your own car!

01:01:44.365 --> 01:01:46.004
I am a CEO.

01:01:46.045 --> 01:01:47.161
Of Uber?

01:01:47.605 --> 01:01:50.359
Oh, my God.
Is this Undercover Boss?

01:01:50.445 --> 01:01:51.674
Is that a camera?

01:01:52.045 --> 01:01:54.241
Am I on ca...
Are you wearing a disguise?

01:01:54.445 --> 01:01:56.038
No.
This is not Undercover Boss.

01:01:56.165 --> 01:01:57.884
I am not the CEO of Uber.

01:01:58.045 --> 01:02:00.276
I am the CEO of Zenotek.
Please just drive.

01:02:00.445 --> 01:02:03.085
No shit.
I just dropped off,

01:02:03.205 --> 01:02:05.037
Iike, four people at that party tonight.

01:02:07.045 --> 01:02:08.035
I'm sorry?

01:02:08.165 --> 01:02:10.600
They gave me three stars
Iike a bunch of bitches.

01:02:10.685 --> 01:02:12.039
Excuse me.
What did you just say?

01:02:12.245 --> 01:02:14.635
- I said they were bitches.
- No, no. What party?

01:02:14.845 --> 01:02:17.405
The party at your office.
Everybody's like, "Oooh."

01:02:18.045 --> 01:02:21.243
- You son of a bitch, Clay.
- Yeah, bunch of bitches!

01:02:21.445 --> 01:02:23.038
Can you just...

01:02:23.045 --> 01:02:25.241
Can you move? Move!

01:02:33.045 --> 01:02:34.843
The English band, the Optic Monkeys?

01:02:35.005 --> 01:02:36.155
You were supposed to see them
with your friend Lindsey,

01:02:36.245 --> 01:02:37.361
you were like, "I can't go,"

01:02:37.445 --> 01:02:38.481
because you couldn't get a babysitter?

01:02:38.645 --> 01:02:40.841
Did you hack into my emails?

01:02:41.045 --> 01:02:42.684
Get the fuck out of here.

01:02:42.885 --> 01:02:45.002
And never use that British accent again.

01:02:46.085 --> 01:02:47.724
Allison, are you okay?

01:02:48.005 --> 01:02:49.678
No! I'm not okay.

01:02:50.045 --> 01:02:52.037
My ex-husband
is dating a stripper,

01:02:52.245 --> 01:02:54.237
Drew is cyberstalking me,

01:02:54.445 --> 01:02:55.845
and Fred from accounting

01:02:55.925 --> 01:02:57.996
is like a human fucking AMBER Alert.

01:02:58.165 --> 01:03:02.159
Don't I deserve to date
someone who is nice?

01:03:02.365 --> 01:03:03.799
Of course you do.

01:03:04.045 --> 01:03:06.241
Allison, you're an amazing person.

01:03:06.445 --> 01:03:08.880
You basically take care
of this whole office.

01:03:09.045 --> 01:03:10.035
And you do it every day,

01:03:10.045 --> 01:03:12.037
even though most people
don't seem to notice.

01:03:12.045 --> 01:03:13.445
So, yeah,

01:03:14.005 --> 01:03:15.678
you deserve someone nice.

01:03:16.045 --> 01:03:17.035
Baby,

01:03:17.365 --> 01:03:20.164
I got your text.
Ooh, I missed you.

01:03:20.605 --> 01:03:22.039
Come on, let's dance.

01:03:22.045 --> 01:03:24.037
Just hang in there.

01:03:27.405 --> 01:03:29.920
Go, Rodney! Go, Rodney!

01:03:39.405 --> 01:03:40.600
Nate!

01:03:40.845 --> 01:03:42.677
Hey, man.
Larry from shipping here

01:03:42.805 --> 01:03:44.034
actually has a really great story

01:03:44.085 --> 01:03:45.360
that he wants to tell you.

01:03:45.725 --> 01:03:47.444
I was in the bathroom washing my face,

01:03:47.725 --> 01:03:49.205
and this girl came in, like,

01:03:49.285 --> 01:03:51.675
"I'll give you a handy
for $40."

01:03:52.005 --> 01:03:53.041
And the next thing I knew,

01:03:53.045 --> 01:03:57.005
my penis was in her hand
and then she starts...

01:03:57.725 --> 01:03:59.637
Okay, Larry, I know how a hand job works.

01:03:59.845 --> 01:04:01.279
I had no idea you guys were together.

01:04:01.645 --> 01:04:03.044
Wait, what are you talking about?

01:04:03.045 --> 01:04:06.402
So Becca gave Larry a hand job
in the men's room.

01:04:06.845 --> 01:04:08.040
Goddamn it!

01:04:10.405 --> 01:04:12.203
Ooh, ooh!
I'm going next.

01:04:12.845 --> 01:04:14.916
I'm inspired! I'm going next.

01:04:15.405 --> 01:04:18.398
- No, I called it. I called it.
- No, no, wait.

01:04:18.845 --> 01:04:21.280
- I'm so happy for you!
- Oh, shit.

01:04:21.485 --> 01:04:23.238
I was about to do my balls!

01:04:23.685 --> 01:04:26.041
Hey! What about
the 3D printer?

01:04:26.405 --> 01:04:27.839
- Yes. Yes!
- Yeah?

01:04:27.925 --> 01:04:29.279
I'm going first, I'm going first!

01:05:05.205 --> 01:05:07.197
Excuse me. Excuse me!

01:05:07.685 --> 01:05:08.835
Excuse me.

01:05:18.045 --> 01:05:19.843
Raise your hands if
you're keeping your jobs!

01:05:19.925 --> 01:05:22.838
Raise your hands if you're
gonna get a bonus!

01:05:23.645 --> 01:05:24.920
Excuse me.

01:05:25.045 --> 01:05:26.161
Clay?

01:05:26.885 --> 01:05:28.001
Clay!

01:05:28.245 --> 01:05:29.679
Oh, fuck.

01:05:30.045 --> 01:05:31.240
Hey, sis.

01:05:31.605 --> 01:05:32.675
Hey, hey, hey.

01:05:33.405 --> 01:05:35.044
Carol, before you get mad,
Iisten to what I did.

01:05:35.045 --> 01:05:36.161
I said no party!

01:05:36.605 --> 01:05:38.039
That's all I said.
All you had to do was nothing,

01:05:38.085 --> 01:05:40.236
and you couldn't even do that!
Couldn't even do that!

01:05:40.445 --> 01:05:42.038
Carol, Carol, Carol!

01:05:42.245 --> 01:05:43.395
This is not what you think, okay?

01:05:43.485 --> 01:05:44.680
This is all for a reason.

01:05:47.045 --> 01:05:49.276
Listen. We threw this party
for Walter Davis,

01:05:49.405 --> 01:05:51.601
and we closed him, he wants
to give us his business.

01:05:51.805 --> 01:05:52.841
- We did it.
- See?

01:05:53.045 --> 01:05:55.082
I'm not a failure. I'm a good
boss. The party worked!

01:05:56.045 --> 01:05:57.604
- Walter Davis?
- Yeah.

01:05:57.845 --> 01:05:59.404
- Is at this party?
- That's right.

01:05:59.645 --> 01:06:00.715
Where is he?

01:06:01.085 --> 01:06:03.475
I don't know. Where was he?
He was just on the stage.

01:06:03.725 --> 01:06:05.045
Oh... Guys? Guys!

01:06:06.045 --> 01:06:07.195
That's not good.

01:06:08.805 --> 01:06:10.159
Here we go!

01:06:10.365 --> 01:06:12.004
Do it! Do it! Do it!

01:06:12.045 --> 01:06:13.798
No, no, no. Shh!

01:06:14.045 --> 01:06:16.605
- What are you doing?
- Hey, that was my idea.

01:06:16.845 --> 01:06:18.996
- Not relevant.
- Walter? Hey, buddy!

01:06:19.045 --> 01:06:21.037
Why don't you come down using the stairs?

01:06:21.165 --> 01:06:23.236
No. Clay, it's like you said!

01:06:23.445 --> 01:06:26.040
I want to do something
that scares me. To feel

01:06:26.165 --> 01:06:27.235
alive!

01:06:27.685 --> 01:06:29.039
Maybe not right now.

01:06:29.045 --> 01:06:30.798
What did you guys do to him?

01:06:31.005 --> 01:06:32.234
Let go of those lines, buddy!

01:06:32.805 --> 01:06:36.162
I'm the king of I.T. buyers!

01:06:37.045 --> 01:06:38.195
Whoo!

01:06:42.045 --> 01:06:43.399
- Oh!
- Shit!

01:06:44.405 --> 01:06:45.441
Oh!

01:06:45.605 --> 01:06:47.039
Oh, God.

01:06:48.045 --> 01:06:50.241
So close.

01:06:53.925 --> 01:06:54.995
Hey, Walter.

01:06:55.045 --> 01:06:56.035
You were like an eagle up there.

01:06:56.165 --> 01:06:57.884
You were free. You did it.

01:06:58.045 --> 01:06:59.081
Did we win?

01:06:59.445 --> 01:07:00.799
Yeah, we won.

01:07:01.205 --> 01:07:03.197
Zenotek! Zenotek!

01:07:03.605 --> 01:07:04.880
That poor guy.

01:07:05.045 --> 01:07:06.035
What a day he's had.

01:07:06.165 --> 01:07:08.043
First he gets fired and now this.

01:07:08.045 --> 01:07:09.877
- Wait, what?
- Did you say fired?

01:07:10.045 --> 01:07:11.035
Oh, yeah.

01:07:11.165 --> 01:07:13.043
Oh, he got fired at the close
of business today.

01:07:13.045 --> 01:07:14.161
He told me, like, two hours ago.

01:07:14.405 --> 01:07:16.044
They shipped his whole branch overseas.

01:07:16.045 --> 01:07:17.035
What?

01:07:17.045 --> 01:07:18.843
I confirmed it with
my H.R. Facebook group.

01:07:18.925 --> 01:07:20.041
And they know everything.

01:07:20.605 --> 01:07:23.165
Excuse me. Just to clarify,
because I'm detail-oriented.

01:07:23.485 --> 01:07:26.205
So you didn't get a contract
with Walter Davis

01:07:26.645 --> 01:07:28.716
because he didn't have a contract to give.

01:07:29.045 --> 01:07:30.445
Carol, before you get mad,
here's the thing...

01:07:30.605 --> 01:07:31.641
He wanted to work with us.

01:07:31.805 --> 01:07:32.841
- So...
- Clay. Clay!

01:07:32.925 --> 01:07:34.041
Yeah?

01:07:34.285 --> 01:07:35.719
I'm not mad.

01:07:36.005 --> 01:07:37.041
You're not?

01:07:37.045 --> 01:07:39.640
I mean, I was mad when Dad
gave you this branch

01:07:40.045 --> 01:07:42.037
just as a reward for taking six years

01:07:42.045 --> 01:07:45.038
to graduate with
a degree in... What is it?

01:07:45.685 --> 01:07:48.439
Canadian television theory
with concentration in Drake.

01:07:48.885 --> 01:07:50.365
But this doesn't make me mad.

01:07:50.845 --> 01:07:52.643
- I feel relieved.
- All right.

01:07:52.725 --> 01:07:54.045
Because it's over.

01:07:55.045 --> 01:07:57.241
- I'm shutting you down.
- Yeah, no, because it's late.

01:07:57.365 --> 01:07:58.481
Allison got a clean-up crew

01:07:58.645 --> 01:07:59.681
- for tomorrow.
- Uh-huh.

01:07:59.805 --> 01:08:02.798
No, Clay.
I'm terminating this branch.

01:08:03.045 --> 01:08:05.355
I'm such a dickhead.
I started to like this place,

01:08:05.445 --> 01:08:07.402
and then I get fucked.
I get fucked!

01:08:07.645 --> 01:08:09.841
No, no, no. Stop it, stop it.
Carol, let's take one beat.

01:08:10.045 --> 01:08:11.035
Look, look, Carol. Carol.

01:08:11.045 --> 01:08:12.195
I fucked up, okay, so blame me.

01:08:12.285 --> 01:08:13.480
But these are good people.

01:08:13.925 --> 01:08:15.882
You can't close this branch.
This is Dad's branch.

01:08:16.045 --> 01:08:17.035
Well, you know what?
He shouldn't have

01:08:17.045 --> 01:08:18.240
given it to you to fuck up.

01:08:19.885 --> 01:08:23.435
Oh, and, uh, good luck
trying to be Mr Fun Guy

01:08:23.885 --> 01:08:25.683
when you have to fire all these people.

01:08:25.805 --> 01:08:26.841
Whoo!

01:08:26.925 --> 01:08:28.245
I'll see you in New York.

01:08:28.365 --> 01:08:29.401
Wait, what?

01:08:29.485 --> 01:08:30.999
Did your little friend not tell you?

01:08:31.045 --> 01:08:32.035
He's coming to work for me.

01:08:32.045 --> 01:08:33.161
Yeah, right.

01:08:33.245 --> 01:08:34.395
I never said yes to that job.

01:08:34.485 --> 01:08:36.397
I don't recall you ever saying no.

01:08:43.165 --> 01:08:44.201
Clay.

01:08:44.445 --> 01:08:46.641
Clay, I never sa... Hey.

01:08:47.045 --> 01:08:48.035
Clay.

01:08:50.845 --> 01:08:53.405
Oh, hey, Clay... You told me
you had a two-drink limit.

01:08:54.605 --> 01:08:56.164
Yeah. You're right.

01:08:56.645 --> 01:08:59.843
Now, y'all didn't forget about DJ Calvis!

01:08:59.925 --> 01:09:01.803
Whoo!

01:09:09.045 --> 01:09:11.640
I want to go back to the party!

01:09:11.725 --> 01:09:13.045
Whoo!

01:09:14.045 --> 01:09:15.798
Hey! What the hell?

01:09:16.045 --> 01:09:17.479
I hired you to pretend
to be my girlfriend,

01:09:17.645 --> 01:09:19.682
then you go and give all
my co-workers hand jobs?

01:09:19.925 --> 01:09:21.996
You hired me
to impress your co-workers,

01:09:22.045 --> 01:09:23.081
and he was pretty impressed.

01:09:23.285 --> 01:09:25.641
- Listen, I want my money back.
- Well...

01:09:25.885 --> 01:09:27.239
I'm sorry, what was that?

01:09:27.685 --> 01:09:29.597
I couldn't hear you over my gun.

01:09:30.005 --> 01:09:32.440
- I, um, I want my money back.
- Oh.

01:09:32.885 --> 01:09:36.595
I'm sorry. Customer services
are not available right now,

01:09:36.845 --> 01:09:39.041
but perhaps I can address your grievance.

01:09:39.045 --> 01:09:41.241
Um, everything's fine.

01:09:41.445 --> 01:09:43.038
Would you say like a five on Yelp,

01:09:43.085 --> 01:09:45.042
or like positive three?

01:09:45.045 --> 01:09:46.035
Five.

01:09:46.165 --> 01:09:47.394
Five? Alexei!

01:09:48.725 --> 01:09:49.795
Uh...

01:09:50.805 --> 01:09:51.841
This is so funny.

01:09:51.925 --> 01:09:54.679
Do that thing where you pull
his asshole through his face.

01:09:54.885 --> 01:09:56.035
Don't please. Shit!

01:09:56.045 --> 01:09:58.276
Santa's gonna get fucked up tonight!

01:09:58.805 --> 01:10:01.036
Who wants to party with Santa?

01:10:01.085 --> 01:10:02.485
Who the fuck is that?

01:10:02.725 --> 01:10:04.239
You know what, that guy is really rich.

01:10:04.365 --> 01:10:05.845
And he's really stupid.

01:10:06.045 --> 01:10:07.843
Well, then what are we doing
with Spelling Bee here?

01:10:07.925 --> 01:10:09.439
Get outta here. Go!

01:10:10.205 --> 01:10:13.039
Hey, Santa! Wanna party?

01:10:15.725 --> 01:10:16.841
Yeah.

01:10:18.045 --> 01:10:20.037
Tracey! Tracey! Hey.

01:10:20.885 --> 01:10:22.035
Tracey!

01:10:22.205 --> 01:10:23.355
Hey!

01:10:24.045 --> 01:10:25.081
Tracey?

01:10:26.045 --> 01:10:27.923
Tracey, are you in here?

01:10:29.045 --> 01:10:30.240
Oh, pardon me.

01:10:30.605 --> 01:10:31.641
Hello?

01:10:31.925 --> 01:10:32.995
Oh.

01:10:33.045 --> 01:10:35.276
Josh, it's happening.

01:10:36.045 --> 01:10:37.240
Good for you.

01:10:38.605 --> 01:10:41.359
Hey, Tracey, which one are you in?

01:10:41.805 --> 01:10:45.037
Hi. Carol offered me a job,
but in no way did I say...

01:10:45.045 --> 01:10:46.399
Josh. I get it.

01:10:46.845 --> 01:10:48.484
She offered me a job, too.

01:10:49.045 --> 01:10:50.718
- What? She offered you a job?
- Yeah.

01:10:50.885 --> 01:10:51.921
Triple the salary.

01:10:52.045 --> 01:10:53.638
An apartment overlooking Central Park.

01:10:54.085 --> 01:10:56.042
I got double and moving costs.

01:10:56.205 --> 01:10:58.276
The real difference is I said no.

01:10:58.485 --> 01:11:00.044
Listen, I'm not fighting
with you about this.

01:11:00.045 --> 01:11:01.081
It's silly.
I didn't take the job.

01:11:01.285 --> 01:11:03.277
Yeah. But you didn't
not take it, either.

01:11:03.685 --> 01:11:06.041
Because you need a safety net.
Hey, that's who you are.

01:11:06.245 --> 01:11:08.805
I'm happy for you.
You should go to New York.

01:11:09.845 --> 01:11:12.405
Is that what you want?
You want me to go to New York?

01:11:12.645 --> 01:11:14.637
There's a real human centipede situation

01:11:14.725 --> 01:11:15.795
happening in the men's room.

01:11:16.045 --> 01:11:18.037
Tracey, please. Don't go.

01:11:18.085 --> 01:11:20.919
Whoa, this is almost the whole
marketing department in here.

01:11:22.005 --> 01:11:24.042
- Can I get a drink?
- Josh, Josh.

01:11:24.045 --> 01:11:25.274
Josh, where's Clay?

01:11:25.485 --> 01:11:28.045
Asswipe loses everybody
their jobs and runs.

01:11:28.165 --> 01:11:29.804
How much did he spend on this party?

01:11:29.885 --> 01:11:31.035
He could have just given that money to us.

01:11:31.045 --> 01:11:32.195
Clay sucks.

01:11:32.285 --> 01:11:33.401
We should just kill him,
Iike on that podcast.

01:11:33.645 --> 01:11:35.044
Put the Red Bull down.

01:11:35.045 --> 01:11:36.798
Respectfully, fuck you guys!

01:11:37.045 --> 01:11:38.718
Sorry, that was too much, but...

01:11:38.925 --> 01:11:40.917
Clay cares more about people

01:11:41.045 --> 01:11:42.274
than anyone I've ever met.

01:11:42.725 --> 01:11:44.239
He was gonna pay your bonuses tonight

01:11:44.365 --> 01:11:45.435
with the last of his money.

01:11:45.605 --> 01:11:46.721
What?

01:11:46.845 --> 01:11:48.165
Yeah, he's broke.
Clay is broke.

01:11:48.365 --> 01:11:49.435
Who do you think paid

01:11:49.605 --> 01:11:51.198
for that bouncy house in accounting?

01:11:51.405 --> 01:11:53.362
Training that dog to deliver the mail?

01:11:53.805 --> 01:11:56.240
The zip-Iine?
Doughnut Fridays?

01:11:56.365 --> 01:11:57.685
It was all Clay!

01:11:57.885 --> 01:11:59.035
He spent all of his money

01:11:59.165 --> 01:12:00.884
trying to keep this branch afloat.

01:12:01.045 --> 01:12:03.037
And whenever I questioned him
about it, he would say,

01:12:03.365 --> 01:12:05.482
"Treat your employees
Iike they're your family

01:12:05.645 --> 01:12:07.045
"and they'll do great things
for you."

01:12:07.805 --> 01:12:09.034
You guys, Clay just left to get drugs

01:12:09.165 --> 01:12:10.235
with Becca and her pimp.

01:12:10.445 --> 01:12:11.595
Wait... Who's Becca?

01:12:11.805 --> 01:12:13.683
- Nate's whore.
- Hey, that's his girlfriend!

01:12:13.885 --> 01:12:15.365
Nope, she's right.

01:12:15.845 --> 01:12:17.279
Becca's a prostitute.

01:12:17.445 --> 01:12:18.845
Oh, nice.

01:12:19.045 --> 01:12:20.035
Oh. Nope.

01:12:20.045 --> 01:12:21.684
Clay left to go get drugs with a pimp?

01:12:21.885 --> 01:12:24.036
Yes. She has a gun
and a serious mood imbalance.

01:12:24.365 --> 01:12:25.594
Fuck. Carol!

01:12:25.685 --> 01:12:26.801
We have a problem.

01:12:26.885 --> 01:12:28.444
Yeah, you have
Iots of problems. Good luck.

01:12:29.045 --> 01:12:30.479
Carol, excuse me.

01:12:31.245 --> 01:12:32.884
Carol! Listen.

01:12:33.045 --> 01:12:35.082
Clay has gone to get wasted
with a psychopath,

01:12:35.285 --> 01:12:37.641
and he's got $300,000
strapped to his chest.

01:12:38.005 --> 01:12:40.156
Ooh, that really does sound
Iike a big problem...

01:12:40.605 --> 01:12:41.675
For Clay.

01:12:41.805 --> 01:12:42.841
You already lost your dad.

01:12:42.925 --> 01:12:44.598
If you lose Clay, you'll have no one.

01:12:44.805 --> 01:12:47.036
Trust me, that's not a place
you want to be.

01:12:48.365 --> 01:12:49.879
- I don't care.
- What?

01:12:50.685 --> 01:12:53.245
- Oh, boy. This woman...
- What is wrong with her?

01:12:55.005 --> 01:12:56.155
Really?

01:12:56.365 --> 01:12:58.163
Guys! I don't know
what to do.

01:12:58.245 --> 01:12:59.361
Clay's not picking up his phone.

01:12:59.845 --> 01:13:01.598
I think I can locate him.

01:13:02.205 --> 01:13:03.685
This is so amazing to me, guys.

01:13:03.805 --> 01:13:05.205
We can actually connect with, you know.

01:13:05.405 --> 01:13:07.044
Yeah. Yeah. There we go.

01:13:07.045 --> 01:13:08.161
- Amazing.
- Absolutely.

01:13:08.245 --> 01:13:10.362
They're full of shit, okay?
They're not your soulmates.

01:13:10.445 --> 01:13:11.720
They just hacked your Facebook.

01:13:12.045 --> 01:13:14.355
- That's horseshit!
- Unbelievable. So uncool.

01:13:14.445 --> 01:13:15.481
- Hey, wait!
- No, no, no, girls!

01:13:16.045 --> 01:13:18.355
I knew you didn't like the Gilmore Girls.

01:13:18.685 --> 01:13:20.039
Okay, I'm gonna need both of you assclowns

01:13:20.165 --> 01:13:22.157
to hack into Clay's phone
so we can find him.

01:13:22.405 --> 01:13:24.044
Come on, why would
we help you, dude, seriously?

01:13:24.165 --> 01:13:25.804
Yeah, why would we help you?

01:13:26.045 --> 01:13:28.719
Because I'm your fucking boss,
and I'm telling you to.

01:13:29.045 --> 01:13:31.719
- He can't touch him!
- I'll allow it.

01:13:41.685 --> 01:13:45.042
Ooh, there's a car on fire.
Did the Bears win?

01:13:46.045 --> 01:13:47.843
What are you looking at?

01:13:49.925 --> 01:13:52.235
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Oh, Jesus.

01:13:53.805 --> 01:13:56.604
Hey, if everybody's fired,

01:13:57.005 --> 01:13:59.679
Iet's burn this place to the ground, baby!

01:14:01.005 --> 01:14:03.042
Hey! Hey, what department
are you in?

01:14:03.165 --> 01:14:04.599
I don't work here.

01:14:04.885 --> 01:14:07.161
Let's do this, baby!
Who's with me?

01:14:08.885 --> 01:14:10.035
Fuck.

01:14:17.485 --> 01:14:19.875
If I tell y'all one more time to back up,

01:14:20.005 --> 01:14:22.042
it's gonna be a problem.
I'm not playing with y'all!

01:14:22.045 --> 01:14:23.399
Carla! Carla!
I need you to go upstairs

01:14:23.485 --> 01:14:25.078
and lock this shit down.
We gotta go help Clay.

01:14:25.245 --> 01:14:26.281
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, fuck that!

01:14:26.405 --> 01:14:29.045
The security guard was the
first one to go in Die Hard.

01:14:29.205 --> 01:14:32.084
Carla, this is the one
you knew would come.

01:14:32.405 --> 01:14:33.634
Be our John McClane.

01:14:34.205 --> 01:14:35.275
I'm on it.

01:14:36.725 --> 01:14:37.841
Hey.

01:14:38.005 --> 01:14:39.041
In case it gets dark.

01:14:41.365 --> 01:14:43.084
Who wants to get tased?

01:14:45.045 --> 01:14:46.877
Okay, where's your car?

01:14:47.045 --> 01:14:49.002
I took a cab. I thought
we were gonna take your car.

01:14:49.045 --> 01:14:50.035
No, I took the EI.

01:14:52.165 --> 01:14:53.724
Let's go get our Santa.

01:14:53.845 --> 01:14:54.881
- Great!
- Oh.

01:14:55.005 --> 01:14:57.998
Come on! No, don't.
It's a lift and pull.

01:14:58.165 --> 01:14:59.599
You're jerking it!
Jesus Christ, let me do it.

01:14:59.685 --> 01:15:00.801
- I'm pulling out.
- Oh!

01:15:00.885 --> 01:15:02.683
All right. Yeah, it's...
It's locked.

01:15:03.045 --> 01:15:04.035
Thanks.

01:15:05.085 --> 01:15:06.724
Get in. Come on.

01:15:08.165 --> 01:15:09.645
What'd you get all over your seats?

01:15:09.885 --> 01:15:11.035
Oh, no, it's from the parrots.

01:15:11.045 --> 01:15:12.684
Relax, it's not poop.
It's some...

01:15:12.885 --> 01:15:15.002
It's genital secretions.
It's mating season.

01:15:15.045 --> 01:15:17.002
- Oh.
- Should be dry.

01:15:17.045 --> 01:15:19.196
Okay. Nate says
Clay's on the South Side.

01:15:21.045 --> 01:15:24.004
He is not gonna fuck this up for me.

01:15:24.365 --> 01:15:26.596
The board will vote me CEO.

01:15:26.805 --> 01:15:29.365
That is happening.
So let's just do this, okay?

01:15:30.845 --> 01:15:33.041
- Can this thing handle snow?
- Oh, please. It's a Kia.

01:15:33.205 --> 01:15:34.844
It's what God would drive.

01:15:49.285 --> 01:15:50.605
Oh!

01:15:50.685 --> 01:15:53.041
Guys, you know, the thing is,
I told everybody

01:15:53.045 --> 01:15:54.798
they were gonna be okay,
but then they weren't.

01:15:55.005 --> 01:15:57.804
And so, I broke a Christmas
promise, which...

01:15:58.805 --> 01:16:00.444
Is basically the worst thing you can do.

01:16:01.005 --> 01:16:03.156
I mean, it is so stressful being the boss.

01:16:03.245 --> 01:16:04.679
Nobody ever talks about that.

01:16:05.005 --> 01:16:06.041
No. No, not at all.

01:16:06.045 --> 01:16:07.035
And if you want to complain about it,

01:16:07.045 --> 01:16:09.162
everybody's like,
"Oh, boo-hoo you, rich Santa."

01:16:09.405 --> 01:16:10.725
Yeah, no one gives a shit!

01:16:10.925 --> 01:16:12.041
I can't call people up and be like,

01:16:12.045 --> 01:16:13.798
"Oh! I'm having
a bad pimp day."

01:16:14.005 --> 01:16:15.041
See, you understand.

01:16:15.165 --> 01:16:18.363
I get clients calling me 24/7.
Middle of the night, 3:00 AM:

01:16:18.605 --> 01:16:19.800
Brring, brring, brring!

01:16:20.005 --> 01:16:21.917
"Hey, I need anal,
Iike yesterday."

01:16:22.045 --> 01:16:23.035
Yeah, the same with me!

01:16:23.045 --> 01:16:24.684
Except instead of anal, it's data storage.

01:16:24.885 --> 01:16:26.877
Or, "I'm, like, chairing a PTA meeting.

01:16:27.005 --> 01:16:28.439
"Can you have someone blow me
in the gymnasium?"

01:16:28.685 --> 01:16:30.039
Yeah, absolutely.
It never ends.

01:16:30.245 --> 01:16:33.044
Or, like, "Hey, your girl
just stabbed me in the leg

01:16:33.045 --> 01:16:34.240
"and now I'm bleeding out
in the alleyway."

01:16:35.045 --> 01:16:36.798
I don't relate to that as much.

01:16:37.005 --> 01:16:39.156
It's mental, right?
How much people lean on you?

01:16:39.365 --> 01:16:41.880
And my sister wanted me to be a failure,

01:16:42.005 --> 01:16:43.997
and I was, so she's not gonna let that go.

01:16:44.045 --> 01:16:46.605
That's the problem of
working with family, though.

01:16:46.925 --> 01:16:49.156
- Yeah.
- You can never escape them.

01:16:49.605 --> 01:16:51.642
You can never escape them.

01:16:52.045 --> 01:16:53.274
But you know what,
you're gonna be fine, man.

01:16:53.405 --> 01:16:54.441
You know why?

01:16:54.605 --> 01:16:56.358
'Cause you've got all that money, honey.

01:16:56.805 --> 01:16:59.036
Yeah, that's the thing.
I don't, actually.

01:16:59.165 --> 01:17:00.997
I spent it all trying
to keep the branch open.

01:17:01.045 --> 01:17:03.685
All I have left is just $300,000 cash.

01:17:04.045 --> 01:17:05.240
You have 300 grand.

01:17:05.445 --> 01:17:06.845
Oh, my gosh. Whenever
I'm that low in my account,

01:17:06.925 --> 01:17:08.439
I'm just like, "Kill me."

01:17:08.805 --> 01:17:10.159
Uh, so where is the money?

01:17:10.365 --> 01:17:13.802
- It's on my person. It's safe.
- It's in your personal safe?

01:17:14.885 --> 01:17:16.877
Okay, we're close.
No, no, this is it! This is...

01:17:17.005 --> 01:17:18.883
There's a spot! Right there.
You passed it!

01:17:21.045 --> 01:17:22.877
Careful. Easy.

01:17:24.925 --> 01:17:25.995
Oh!

01:17:26.685 --> 01:17:28.039
That's how you park a minivan.

01:17:28.245 --> 01:17:29.804
- Jeez!
- Very impressive.

01:17:30.005 --> 01:17:32.679
Okay, Nate, are you sure
about this address here?

01:17:32.885 --> 01:17:35.036
Yes. 92765 Union Street.

01:17:35.645 --> 01:17:38.205
That's where the pin is.
Uh, Red Square Club.

01:17:38.685 --> 01:17:41.883
Brian, I can see you fucking on my desk!

01:17:44.685 --> 01:17:45.880
Uh...

01:17:46.725 --> 01:17:48.921
- I'll go see what's going on.
- Okay.

01:17:49.685 --> 01:17:51.005
This is it.

01:17:53.405 --> 01:17:54.475
Oh, my God.

01:17:57.085 --> 01:17:59.281
Well, maybe he deserved it.
Who knows?

01:17:59.485 --> 01:18:00.839
Here we go, guys.
Come on.

01:18:01.045 --> 01:18:03.037
Quickly? Because I don't know
what's gonna happen in there.

01:18:03.725 --> 01:18:06.035
Last year I filed
a sexual harassment complaint

01:18:06.085 --> 01:18:07.280
against myself.

01:18:07.405 --> 01:18:09.044
- Against yourself.
- Mmm-hmm.

01:18:10.045 --> 01:18:13.641
Andrew, in the copy room,
he was changing the toner.

01:18:14.045 --> 01:18:16.276
And I pretended to drop
something on the ground

01:18:16.925 --> 01:18:18.279
so that I could bend over

01:18:18.405 --> 01:18:21.044
and graze his butt with my nose.

01:18:21.045 --> 01:18:22.035
And I did.

01:18:27.045 --> 01:18:29.401
- That doesn't seem that bad.
- And then I said,

01:18:29.725 --> 01:18:33.719
"If you don't fuck me, buster,
I will ruin you."

01:18:34.045 --> 01:18:35.240
Hmm. That's harassment.

01:18:35.885 --> 01:18:37.239
That's why he quit.

01:18:37.645 --> 01:18:40.035
You seem like you feel better.
Here we go.

01:18:40.085 --> 01:18:41.201
Wait! No, guys,

01:18:41.445 --> 01:18:43.357
we can't go in there looking like this.

01:18:46.085 --> 01:18:47.155
Hey, Carol?

01:18:48.045 --> 01:18:49.399
Why don't you give me your coat?

01:19:03.685 --> 01:19:06.883
- How we doing tonight?
- Private party. Members only.

01:19:08.045 --> 01:19:09.479
Well, I'm a businessman.

01:19:09.645 --> 01:19:11.045
These are my business ladies

01:19:11.285 --> 01:19:13.277
of the night. You hear
what I'm saying to you?

01:19:13.725 --> 01:19:14.875
They only come out at night.

01:19:15.005 --> 01:19:16.155
- Okay. Okay.
- Mostly for parties.

01:19:23.445 --> 01:19:25.596
It's a beautiful language.

01:19:28.045 --> 01:19:29.798
Nice, Carol.

01:19:35.445 --> 01:19:37.038
Seems like an appropriate setting

01:19:37.085 --> 01:19:38.678
for an emotional rock bottom.

01:19:41.085 --> 01:19:43.042
Oh, there's a back room.

01:19:52.805 --> 01:19:53.841
Hi.

01:19:53.925 --> 01:19:56.156
How you doing? Have you
seen a guy in a Santa suit?

01:19:56.365 --> 01:19:58.357
Fuck you.
I don't tell you anything.

01:19:58.605 --> 01:20:00.039
- All right, now listen here.
- Nuh-uh-uh.

01:20:05.285 --> 01:20:07.481
Hi. Me again. Where's Santa?

01:20:07.845 --> 01:20:09.074
Fuck you.

01:20:09.805 --> 01:20:12.036
You do not want to die at
the hands of Lululemon here.

01:20:12.445 --> 01:20:14.038
It'd be real embarrassing.
You're a large guy,

01:20:14.165 --> 01:20:16.680
and she's made of nothing
but salad and Smartwater.

01:20:18.005 --> 01:20:19.041
Nope, no tap outs.

01:20:20.165 --> 01:20:21.804
Back door? Thank you.

01:20:22.045 --> 01:20:23.445
- Bitch.
- What?

01:20:25.085 --> 01:20:26.201
Was that too much?

01:20:26.405 --> 01:20:28.203
- Just a little.
- I loved it.

01:20:28.485 --> 01:20:29.635
Let's go.

01:20:30.045 --> 01:20:31.877
- Hey!
- Oh, God.

01:20:32.045 --> 01:20:33.445
Oh. Go. I got this. Go, go.

01:20:33.685 --> 01:20:35.039
Okay. Enjoy.

01:20:36.685 --> 01:20:38.358
Come on, let's party.

01:20:39.485 --> 01:20:42.922
Vin Diesel ain't got shit on me!

01:20:43.045 --> 01:20:44.081
Clay!

01:20:45.165 --> 01:20:46.724
What did he say?

01:20:46.845 --> 01:20:47.881
I think I know where they're going.

01:20:48.005 --> 01:20:49.041
Let's get the car. Come on!

01:20:53.045 --> 01:20:54.365
Let's go!

01:20:57.045 --> 01:20:58.035
Excuse me. Excuse me.

01:20:58.085 --> 01:21:00.361
Hey, Mary?
Mary, get in the car!

01:21:02.045 --> 01:21:03.445
Damn it.

01:21:16.485 --> 01:21:20.195
God rest ye merry gentlemen

01:21:20.845 --> 01:21:23.724
Let nothing you dismay

01:21:25.045 --> 01:21:28.243
Remember Christ the Saviour

01:21:28.885 --> 01:21:31.923
Was born on Christmas Day

01:21:32.725 --> 01:21:36.480
To save us all from Satan's power

01:21:36.925 --> 01:21:39.440
When we were gone astray

01:21:41.205 --> 01:21:45.802
Tidings of comfort and joy

01:21:46.085 --> 01:21:47.599
Comfort and joy

01:21:48.045 --> 01:21:51.834
Oh, tidings of comfort

01:21:52.045 --> 01:21:55.402
Comfort and joy!

01:22:14.845 --> 01:22:17.405
- Oh, God.
- Yeah, I fucked up. I did.

01:22:17.845 --> 01:22:19.040
I lost a lot of people's jobs.

01:22:19.045 --> 01:22:20.923
I hurt a lot of good people tonight.

01:22:21.045 --> 01:22:22.445
Oh, yeah, totally. Cool story.

01:22:22.605 --> 01:22:23.800
Are we coming up
to your apartment building

01:22:23.885 --> 01:22:25.080
on the left, to the right, or...

01:22:25.285 --> 01:22:26.480
We're not going to my apartment.

01:22:26.645 --> 01:22:27.715
Uh, yes, we are.

01:22:27.925 --> 01:22:29.484
We are going to your apartment
to go to the safe.

01:22:29.725 --> 01:22:31.717
There's nothing safe
about what we're gonna do.

01:22:32.045 --> 01:22:33.365
Yeah, it's like you said, you know.

01:22:33.445 --> 01:22:35.835
We need to escape them,
so that's what we're gonna do.

01:22:36.045 --> 01:22:37.638
- Red light.
- What the fuck

01:22:37.845 --> 01:22:39.040
are you talking about?
There's a red light!

01:22:39.045 --> 01:22:40.035
That's a red light!

01:22:42.685 --> 01:22:44.244
Oh, yeah!

01:22:44.925 --> 01:22:47.394
We go right through 'em.
They're just suggestions.

01:22:50.725 --> 01:22:52.205
- Can you look at that fuck?
- Oh, the fucking windshield.

01:22:52.285 --> 01:22:53.401
Are you kidding? Not now!

01:22:53.485 --> 01:22:55.477
That's the A.C., Josh.
We don't need that right now.

01:22:55.685 --> 01:22:56.721
What about that?

01:22:56.845 --> 01:22:57.995
Oh. No,
that's the recirculating mode.

01:22:58.045 --> 01:23:01.038
How am I gonna run Zenotek
without this Genius Bar?

01:23:01.045 --> 01:23:02.161
You can get up here
and help if you'd like.

01:23:02.245 --> 01:23:03.645
Okay, my seat's getting hotter.

01:23:03.925 --> 01:23:05.041
Mary, why do you even have a minivan?

01:23:05.045 --> 01:23:07.082
- You don't have kids.
- I buy in bulk!

01:23:07.645 --> 01:23:08.795
- Oh! It's them!
- Yeah.

01:23:08.885 --> 01:23:10.035
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
good eyes.

01:23:10.165 --> 01:23:12.043
Oh, God! What's that smell?

01:23:12.045 --> 01:23:13.161
I'm gonna be honest with you,

01:23:13.245 --> 01:23:14.599
I have been farting this entire time.

01:23:18.605 --> 01:23:20.039
Oh, my gosh.

01:23:20.165 --> 01:23:21.235
Okay, you know what,

01:23:21.365 --> 01:23:23.038
take me to your personal safe right now.

01:23:23.245 --> 01:23:24.599
We don't need money where we're going.

01:23:24.805 --> 01:23:26.034
- Where are we going?
- For glory.

01:23:26.045 --> 01:23:27.161
The Clark Street Bridge.

01:23:27.365 --> 01:23:28.640
This time of night it'll be up.

01:23:28.725 --> 01:23:31.035
We're gonna jump the bridge
and never look back.

01:23:38.245 --> 01:23:39.281
Okay, new game. Pull over.

01:23:39.405 --> 01:23:40.475
Just pull over or I'll tuck and roll.

01:23:40.645 --> 01:23:41.874
- No, no, no. Trina, Trina.
- Just slow down.

01:23:42.045 --> 01:23:43.798
Trina, I've been thinking
about this for a while.

01:23:43.885 --> 01:23:45.001
We can make this jump.

01:23:45.045 --> 01:23:46.035
I let a lot of people down,

01:23:46.045 --> 01:23:47.604
but I'm not gonna let you guys down.

01:23:47.685 --> 01:23:50.041
We're gonna escape our
families and become anew!

01:23:50.245 --> 01:23:51.440
Pull over right now.

01:23:51.605 --> 01:23:53.164
Or I shoot you in the fucking brain.

01:23:53.365 --> 01:23:54.685
Well, you can't shoot him,

01:23:54.805 --> 01:23:56.364
because then he's gonna crash the car.

01:23:56.605 --> 01:23:58.676
Really, Savannah? Really?

01:23:58.885 --> 01:24:00.035
Why don't you put it in an email

01:24:00.045 --> 01:24:01.081
and c.c. everyone, all right?

01:24:01.205 --> 01:24:03.003
Make double sure everyone got it.

01:24:03.685 --> 01:24:05.881
You know what, you should
start a podcast, Savannah,

01:24:06.005 --> 01:24:08.156
called "Savannah Says Fucking
Stupid Things Out Loud."

01:24:15.045 --> 01:24:16.035
Clay!

01:24:16.165 --> 01:24:17.679
Clay!
Hey, listen, I'm sorry!

01:24:17.805 --> 01:24:19.080
I was never gonna take that job.

01:24:19.405 --> 01:24:20.475
Not good enough!

01:24:20.725 --> 01:24:22.159
Do not jump that bridge.

01:24:22.365 --> 01:24:25.039
I have to do this.
Carol's right, I'm a fuckup!

01:24:26.445 --> 01:24:27.481
Shit!

01:24:33.165 --> 01:24:35.805
Pull over, you fucking idiot!

01:24:36.045 --> 01:24:38.435
Or, the nice supportive version?

01:24:38.805 --> 01:24:41.161
Pull over, fucking idiot!

01:24:41.285 --> 01:24:42.401
No.

01:24:42.605 --> 01:24:44.164
Hey, tell him to pull over, lady!

01:24:44.365 --> 01:24:48.359
Look. Pull over! Pull over!
Pull over! It doesn't work!

01:24:48.805 --> 01:24:51.445
- It's not working.
- None of it works!

01:24:51.685 --> 01:24:52.880
Hey, Clay,

01:24:53.045 --> 01:24:55.799
you jump that bridge, I'm going with you.

01:24:56.005 --> 01:24:57.041
What? No!

01:24:57.245 --> 01:24:58.440
Yes, I am.

01:24:58.605 --> 01:25:01.040
Did you say hit it
at 80 or 90, Vin Diesel?

01:25:01.725 --> 01:25:04.035
- Put it into sport.
- Here we go.

01:25:06.805 --> 01:25:08.603
Josh, I'm sorry that I said you were safe.

01:25:09.005 --> 01:25:10.883
- You don't have to do this.
- Yes, I do.

01:25:11.045 --> 01:25:13.002
Josh, what are you doing, man?

01:25:13.045 --> 01:25:15.002
You go, we all go!

01:25:16.045 --> 01:25:17.035
Fuck.

01:25:17.925 --> 01:25:19.917
I love America!

01:25:25.085 --> 01:25:27.919
I am not gonna die in a minivan.

01:25:28.285 --> 01:25:30.845
Hey, hey, hey!
Get off the wheel!

01:26:15.045 --> 01:26:17.719
We could've made that bridge, panty hose.

01:26:19.405 --> 01:26:20.725
Where's Clay?

01:26:28.405 --> 01:26:31.045
It was on your person.

01:26:37.005 --> 01:26:38.724
What did we hit?

01:26:39.045 --> 01:26:41.037
The collision severed
the primary fibre line,

01:26:41.165 --> 01:26:42.724
as well as its backup,

01:26:42.925 --> 01:26:44.837
paralyzing lnternet, DSL,

01:26:44.925 --> 01:26:47.042
and cellular communications citywide.

01:26:47.285 --> 01:26:49.436
So if you haven't ordered
your holiday gifts early,

01:26:49.605 --> 01:26:51.722
you may not be able to order them at all.

01:26:52.045 --> 01:26:54.037
I quit, by the way!

01:26:54.085 --> 01:26:56.475
You quit what? What, Savannah?
What'd you quit?

01:26:56.725 --> 01:26:58.239
Just a couple of normal girls here.

01:26:58.605 --> 01:27:00.039
Move it, move it!
Clear!

01:27:00.205 --> 01:27:01.639
The Internet's down.

01:27:02.045 --> 01:27:03.399
My brother needs a doctor!

01:27:03.645 --> 01:27:05.044
Ma'am, you're gonna
need to wait your turn.

01:27:05.045 --> 01:27:06.479
Will you find someone
that will help my brother?

01:27:06.845 --> 01:27:09.041
All of you, just back up!

01:27:09.285 --> 01:27:12.403
Back up. Make a single
file line against that wall

01:27:12.645 --> 01:27:16.036
and she will be with you
when she has a fucking minute!

01:27:24.445 --> 01:27:27.643
You know, you trying to jump
that bridge was really...

01:27:27.885 --> 01:27:30.036
Brave?
That what you were going for?

01:27:31.045 --> 01:27:32.798
No. Stupid.
I was gonna say stupid.

01:27:32.885 --> 01:27:34.842
No. I... I would say brave.

01:27:34.925 --> 01:27:36.882
- A little brave.
- Yeah. Hi.

01:27:37.045 --> 01:27:39.037
- Hey, how is he?
- Oh. He's fine.

01:27:39.085 --> 01:27:40.997
In fact, the doctor said that the crash

01:27:41.045 --> 01:27:43.480
actually fixed a previous fracture.

01:27:44.045 --> 01:27:45.877
He's got...
He's got this gift.

01:27:46.005 --> 01:27:47.200
I don't... I don't get it.

01:27:47.445 --> 01:27:49.641
- Oh. Thank God he's okay.
- Oh, well...

01:27:50.045 --> 01:27:52.196
So, maybe you'll reconsider
firing everyone?

01:27:52.485 --> 01:27:54.875
Once it gets out there
that we caused this crash,

01:27:55.005 --> 01:27:56.075
the board finds out,

01:27:56.405 --> 01:27:58.397
my ass is fired.
No one has a job.

01:27:58.845 --> 01:28:00.996
- So...
- Carol?

01:28:01.085 --> 01:28:03.361
Is now a good time to exchange
insurance information

01:28:03.445 --> 01:28:04.720
for the car stuff?

01:28:04.925 --> 01:28:07.724
It's not. You know, we
would've made it, by the way.

01:28:07.925 --> 01:28:10.042
- At the speed you were going?
- Comfortably.

01:28:10.165 --> 01:28:12.202
Please. To make that jump,
with that incline,

01:28:12.285 --> 01:28:14.242
you would have had to
at least been going...

01:28:14.445 --> 01:28:16.038
- 110.
- 95.

01:28:17.645 --> 01:28:19.045
No, 95.

01:28:19.725 --> 01:28:22.285
- It's simple math.
- Oh. Well, okay.

01:28:22.485 --> 01:28:24.363
It might be simple on paper,

01:28:24.445 --> 01:28:27.483
but you're forgetting the
wind, the weight of the Kia,

01:28:28.045 --> 01:28:29.718
the four of us,

01:28:30.285 --> 01:28:31.401
bird cages...

01:28:31.685 --> 01:28:34.883
I prefer to call them bird
condos, and so do the birds.

01:28:35.245 --> 01:28:37.840
Point being, you have
to adjust your numbers

01:28:37.925 --> 01:28:40.235
to account for real world conditions.

01:28:40.845 --> 01:28:44.043
Simple. Or did they not teach
you that in hacker college?

01:28:44.245 --> 01:28:45.361
You're right.

01:28:45.485 --> 01:28:46.601
Thank you.

01:28:47.085 --> 01:28:48.405
No, not about that.

01:28:48.485 --> 01:28:50.283
Although hacker college
does sound awesome.

01:28:51.045 --> 01:28:53.196
It's AnywAir.
I've been doing it wrong.

01:28:55.685 --> 01:28:57.916
I... I've been treating
the power grid

01:28:58.045 --> 01:28:59.798
as if it was
a seamless source of Internet.

01:29:00.045 --> 01:29:02.355
It's not seamless, it's messy.
It...

01:29:03.245 --> 01:29:05.043
But if there was an opportunity

01:29:06.045 --> 01:29:08.037
where the conditions were just right.

01:29:08.805 --> 01:29:11.843
If we were inside of a vacuum.
If it was still.

01:29:12.245 --> 01:29:14.043
Oh, my God.

01:29:14.245 --> 01:29:16.043
- An Internet blackout.
- An Internet blackout!

01:29:16.205 --> 01:29:17.241
Let's get you back to the office.

01:29:17.365 --> 01:29:18.401
- Yes!
- Come on.

01:29:19.045 --> 01:29:21.162
I'm gonna text you that claims form, yeah?

01:29:30.045 --> 01:29:33.038
- I'm sorry, Mary.
- Go save the company!

01:29:59.045 --> 01:30:00.445
Mum?

01:30:02.045 --> 01:30:03.240
Dad?

01:30:26.685 --> 01:30:27.721
Oh, my...

01:30:30.405 --> 01:30:31.998
Oh. Hey.

01:30:32.245 --> 01:30:33.281
Hey.

01:30:37.045 --> 01:30:38.081
Carla!

01:30:38.205 --> 01:30:39.480
- Wassup?
- Morning.

01:30:39.685 --> 01:30:42.041
I tased as many as I could, but...

01:30:42.445 --> 01:30:44.676
Yeah. Well, I actually thought
it was gonna be worse, so...

01:30:45.045 --> 01:30:46.035
Uh-uh!

01:30:46.165 --> 01:30:48.805
I see you, bitch!
Uh-uh, bitch, I see you!

01:30:49.045 --> 01:30:50.638
Your office was locked, right?

01:30:50.725 --> 01:30:52.000
Yeah, of course.

01:30:52.165 --> 01:30:54.919
- What... What's happening?
- Did you guys find Clay?

01:31:04.045 --> 01:31:05.843
- Sorry. Old habit.
- Sure.

01:31:06.165 --> 01:31:08.600
Okay. So, what...
You're writing an algorithm

01:31:08.685 --> 01:31:10.722
that can respond to the grid in real time?

01:31:10.925 --> 01:31:12.484
- That's gonna take...
- Done.

01:31:13.805 --> 01:31:14.841
Forever.

01:31:15.245 --> 01:31:17.441
Nate! How's that server bank?

01:31:17.925 --> 01:31:19.882
Still covered in beer!
Five minutes!

01:31:20.045 --> 01:31:21.684
I hope it's beer.

01:31:23.045 --> 01:31:24.081
Hey.

01:31:24.205 --> 01:31:25.480
Uh, about what happened...

01:31:25.645 --> 01:31:27.044
All good.
Everyone has their thing.

01:31:27.045 --> 01:31:29.162
I know it seems weird,
but I just crave discipline.

01:31:29.245 --> 01:31:30.918
My family had no set meal times.

01:31:31.045 --> 01:31:33.162
Yeah, it's cool. I don't
need your origin story.

01:31:33.405 --> 01:31:35.442
Promise me you won't tell anyone?

01:31:35.885 --> 01:31:37.478
- I'll do your taxes!
- Deal.

01:31:37.845 --> 01:31:38.881
Great.

01:31:39.045 --> 01:31:42.038
Oh, my God, the office.
Hey, guys, I got doughnuts!

01:31:42.245 --> 01:31:45.044
I got, uh, jelly and glazed and, uh,

01:31:45.445 --> 01:31:47.038
some other stuff.
But no Cronuts,

01:31:47.045 --> 01:31:48.445
that's a bastard pastry.

01:31:52.045 --> 01:31:53.718
I still hate your rules.

01:31:54.645 --> 01:31:56.716
But your dancing is

01:31:57.045 --> 01:31:58.479
wild and free.

01:31:58.885 --> 01:32:00.877
Like an unmanned fire hose.

01:32:03.045 --> 01:32:04.843
Put your pants on.

01:32:08.005 --> 01:32:09.155
For now.

01:32:11.165 --> 01:32:12.838
Now, we can't fix the Internet

01:32:12.925 --> 01:32:14.041
if we can't get on the Internet.

01:32:14.045 --> 01:32:15.274
Everything is down.

01:32:15.485 --> 01:32:16.805
Okay, well, all the phones are working.

01:32:16.885 --> 01:32:18.035
What about a dial-up modem?

01:32:18.045 --> 01:32:19.399
Great. Now all you need
is a RadioShack

01:32:19.485 --> 01:32:20.635
and a time machine.

01:32:20.725 --> 01:32:23.240
- Oh, the G1 had it, right?
- There's one in Clay's office.

01:32:23.405 --> 01:32:24.441
I got the desk. Get the desk.

01:32:24.605 --> 01:32:26.995
Okay, give me the wires.
Plug it in here. Give me that.

01:32:27.045 --> 01:32:29.162
Hey, I could use some of
that giddy-up in H.R.

01:32:29.245 --> 01:32:31.043
if you two ponies
are looking for a new stable.

01:32:31.085 --> 01:32:32.201
I am looking for a new stable, Mary.

01:32:32.285 --> 01:32:33.401
Thank you so much.
We'll talk later.

01:32:33.645 --> 01:32:34.681
Mary, you're showing a lot of neck.

01:32:34.805 --> 01:32:35.875
Breaking your own rules.

01:32:36.045 --> 01:32:37.843
It's a little skanky, isn't it?

01:32:38.045 --> 01:32:39.399
- Plug it in.
- Plugged in.

01:32:39.645 --> 01:32:41.045
Uh, I got this D.J. equipment,

01:32:41.165 --> 01:32:42.201
if you want to use that for something.

01:32:42.405 --> 01:32:44.078
Okay, that's not gonna help,
but thank you.

01:32:44.445 --> 01:32:45.481
All right, guys.

01:32:46.205 --> 01:32:47.241
What now?

01:32:47.445 --> 01:32:49.835
I press "Enter," it launches
the protocol, and then...

01:32:49.925 --> 01:32:51.200
And then everybody gets
back on the Internet.

01:32:51.285 --> 01:32:52.435
Hopefully.

01:32:52.605 --> 01:32:54.039
Or I blow up the power grid.

01:32:54.245 --> 01:32:56.157
- So be ready for that.
- Okay?

01:32:56.365 --> 01:32:58.596
Don't worry about that.
Just hit "Enter."

01:32:58.885 --> 01:33:00.035
Okay, guys.

01:33:00.885 --> 01:33:01.921
Here we go.

01:33:11.045 --> 01:33:12.638
Power's still on.

01:33:12.725 --> 01:33:14.284
Yeah, I'm honestly shocked by that.

01:33:14.485 --> 01:33:15.839
No Internet yet, though.

01:33:15.925 --> 01:33:17.041
It could take a few seconds.

01:33:17.045 --> 01:33:18.877
If it works, you'll have
a connection alert.

01:33:19.245 --> 01:33:20.998
- No.
- No, nothing.

01:33:21.165 --> 01:33:22.804
Nothing yet.

01:33:24.485 --> 01:33:26.044
- No? Anybody?
- No.

01:33:26.165 --> 01:33:27.281
No, nothing.

01:33:27.405 --> 01:33:28.441
Josh?

01:33:28.645 --> 01:33:29.999
No. Just give it
a little more time.

01:33:32.405 --> 01:33:34.044
Maybe it wasn't ready.

01:33:34.405 --> 01:33:36.078
Tracey, hey.

01:33:36.485 --> 01:33:37.919
It's ready.

01:33:38.245 --> 01:33:40.601
Still dead.
Waiting for it. Still dead.

01:33:47.045 --> 01:33:48.035
- Is that you?
- Got it.

01:33:48.165 --> 01:33:49.201
- Got it!
- Oh, my God.

01:33:49.645 --> 01:33:51.398
- Yep, I got it.
- Oh, my God!

01:33:51.805 --> 01:33:53.034
- Was that you?
- I got it!

01:33:53.165 --> 01:33:54.235
Yeah, I got it, too!

01:33:54.645 --> 01:33:57.479
I got mine! Yeah.
Yeah, there's mine. Holy shit!

01:33:57.925 --> 01:33:59.154
- Tracey!
- You did it!

01:34:22.845 --> 01:34:24.404
Work never stops.
You see that?

01:34:24.645 --> 01:34:26.477
Excuse me. Excuse me.

01:34:26.925 --> 01:34:29.281
Hello, yes. I am happy for
you, but I do need you to

01:34:29.485 --> 01:34:31.636
sign a personal
relationship disclosure form

01:34:31.725 --> 01:34:32.841
before this rounds first.

01:34:32.925 --> 01:34:34.484
No. No, I don't think so.

01:34:34.725 --> 01:34:37.081
Hey, Mary, sign this.

01:34:37.205 --> 01:34:40.277
Oh. Oh, you know what?
Um, I really like you,

01:34:40.645 --> 01:34:42.716
um, but maybe we could get,
Iike, a cup of coffee first,

01:34:42.845 --> 01:34:43.915
or something?

01:34:44.045 --> 01:34:45.923
Yeah! Totally.

01:34:46.045 --> 01:34:48.276
That's what I meant by,
"Sign this."

01:34:48.725 --> 01:34:50.284
- You know what? Forget it.
- Okay.

01:35:01.165 --> 01:35:03.361
Glass of wine in a family photo?

01:35:03.605 --> 01:35:05.836
Look at him in that suit.
What a stud.

01:35:06.165 --> 01:35:08.157
He wore that better than you.

01:35:08.365 --> 01:35:10.800
Yeah, he did a lot of things
better than me.

01:35:11.045 --> 01:35:12.718
You're right to be pissed at me.

01:35:12.925 --> 01:35:14.245
You know, I always got to do
whatever I wanted

01:35:14.365 --> 01:35:15.435
and you always ended up

01:35:15.605 --> 01:35:16.675
with the shit end of the stick.

01:35:16.925 --> 01:35:18.279
It wasn't fair.

01:35:19.645 --> 01:35:21.079
I'm sorry, sis.

01:35:21.925 --> 01:35:24.042
Thank you for that.

01:35:24.925 --> 01:35:26.917
You never got to be the fun one, huh?

01:35:27.045 --> 01:35:28.798
- I mean, I could have. Right?
- Yeah.

01:35:28.885 --> 01:35:30.080
- Sure.
- I have... I have a fun side.

01:35:30.285 --> 01:35:32.481
I've seen it many a time.

01:35:32.725 --> 01:35:33.841
I mean...

01:35:34.045 --> 01:35:35.843
Off the top of my head, I...

01:35:36.045 --> 01:35:38.037
Remember that Thanksgiving
that you taught everybody

01:35:38.045 --> 01:35:39.843
the real rules of Monopoly?

01:35:40.045 --> 01:35:42.037
With the bidding wars and
the strict time limit and...

01:35:42.205 --> 01:35:44.401
- Yeah, that wasn't fun.
- I know.

01:35:44.645 --> 01:35:48.002
Hi! My pain is at
a 9 or a 10 or 11.

01:35:48.045 --> 01:35:49.638
Whatever on the chart, the...

01:35:50.045 --> 01:35:51.035
That face?

01:35:51.405 --> 01:35:52.680
So can I get some Dilaudid

01:35:52.805 --> 01:35:54.398
in another one of
those little gelatine cups?

01:35:54.845 --> 01:35:57.041
You can't buy those.
I looked it up.

01:35:59.845 --> 01:36:02.041
Huh. The Internet's back up.

01:36:02.645 --> 01:36:04.716
What the hell is a Zenotek?

01:36:05.205 --> 01:36:06.400
- What?
- What?

01:36:08.005 --> 01:36:11.999
Oh, my God!
She did it. She did it!

01:36:12.045 --> 01:36:13.798
- Shut the fuck door!
- Oh.

01:36:14.005 --> 01:36:15.041
I gotta tell you, I was always like,

01:36:15.045 --> 01:36:16.604
"Tracey, this doesn't make any sense,"

01:36:16.805 --> 01:36:18.239
and she was like, "Words, words, words

01:36:18.365 --> 01:36:20.038
"and some numbers."
But she did it.

01:36:20.845 --> 01:36:21.995
Oh, my God.

01:36:22.045 --> 01:36:23.638
Wait. So, this means everybody
gets to keep their jobs?

01:36:23.725 --> 01:36:24.841
Everybody gets to keep their jobs.

01:36:24.925 --> 01:36:26.041
Yes!

01:36:26.085 --> 01:36:28.202
God, I am gonna be CEO.

01:36:28.645 --> 01:36:30.204
Because you deserve it.

01:36:30.885 --> 01:36:33.036
And you throw a great fucking party.

01:36:33.285 --> 01:36:35.402
Yeah. I did, didn't I?

01:36:36.485 --> 01:36:38.044
- Oh! Walter.
- Walter.

01:36:39.045 --> 01:36:40.081
- Oh, hello.
- Hi.

01:36:40.485 --> 01:36:42.283
- Carol.
- Carol, nice to meet you.

01:36:42.485 --> 01:36:44.283
There's my eagle. Hey.

01:36:44.845 --> 01:36:48.202
I just want to thank you
for the best night of my life!

01:36:48.645 --> 01:36:49.840
Yeah? Yeah?

01:36:50.445 --> 01:36:52.038
I'll see you on Monday.

01:36:54.805 --> 01:36:57.036
Well, it looks like
we just hired Walter Davis.

01:36:59.045 --> 01:37:00.843
Well, he'll fit right in.

01:37:02.405 --> 01:37:03.475
Wow.

01:37:03.645 --> 01:37:05.045
Did you see that?

01:37:06.485 --> 01:37:07.635
Oh.

01:37:08.005 --> 01:37:09.837
- What are you doing?
- Winner!

01:37:10.045 --> 01:37:12.082
- We weren't racing.
- Well, you weren't.

01:37:12.485 --> 01:37:14.602
Why do you think they always
make you leave a hospital

01:37:14.685 --> 01:37:16.039
in a wheelchair?

01:37:20.845 --> 01:37:22.199
What are you guys doing here?

01:37:22.405 --> 01:37:24.044
Well, we can't
go to breakfast without you.

01:37:24.205 --> 01:37:26.276
- Come on, we're celebrating.
- Come on, let's go.

01:37:27.045 --> 01:37:30.004
I'm in. Breakfast is
the most important meal

01:37:30.045 --> 01:37:31.081
- of the morning.
- Whoa!

01:37:31.205 --> 01:37:32.924
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa.

01:37:33.045 --> 01:37:34.035
We good?

01:37:35.045 --> 01:37:37.037
Yeah. We're good.

01:37:37.405 --> 01:37:39.636
- I'll go back down.
- Your ankle is broken.

01:37:39.845 --> 01:37:41.882
- Excuse me. Excuse me.
- Yes.

01:37:42.005 --> 01:37:43.041
- Oh.
- You left this in your room.

01:37:43.285 --> 01:37:45.038
Oh, I did.
Thank you. I'm sorry.

01:37:45.405 --> 01:37:46.839
And also this.

01:37:47.205 --> 01:37:49.640
Oh, thank you, Doctor. Here.

01:37:50.725 --> 01:37:51.795
No.

01:37:51.885 --> 01:37:53.035
- Wanna get out of here?
- Let's go.

01:37:53.205 --> 01:37:55.640
Oh, no. I'm not getting in
that. I ordered us an Uber.

01:37:55.725 --> 01:37:56.795
Carol?

01:37:56.885 --> 01:37:59.878
I don't mean this in a creepy
way, but get in the van.

01:38:00.045 --> 01:38:01.399
Yeah, we got to keep this train rolling.

01:38:01.725 --> 01:38:02.841
- No.
- Yes.

01:38:02.925 --> 01:38:05.281
No! You cannot have alcohol
on your medication.

01:38:05.645 --> 01:38:07.204
Uh, fuck that.
Drinking is medication.

01:38:07.485 --> 01:38:09.238
Doctor, this is a...
This is a work breakfast.

01:38:09.365 --> 01:38:11.038
There will be no alcohol at all.

01:38:11.045 --> 01:38:12.081
Okay?

01:38:14.085 --> 01:38:15.360
Yeah.

01:38:15.485 --> 01:38:16.680
I saw that.

01:38:16.805 --> 01:38:19.036
Doctor, I assure you.
I am in charge.

01:38:19.165 --> 01:38:21.202
There will be no more partying.

01:38:22.925 --> 01:38:25.042
I'm literally standing
right in front of you.

01:38:25.045 --> 01:38:26.035
I'm literally right here.

01:38:26.205 --> 01:38:28.640
I just don't know what it is
you think that I'm not seeing.

01:38:28.845 --> 01:38:32.043
Doctor, I would never disobey
medical advice.

01:38:33.845 --> 01:38:35.040
Just go, just go.

01:38:35.085 --> 01:38:36.201
It's an office thing.
Here we go.

01:38:36.285 --> 01:38:37.355
- Merry Christmas.
- Let's go.

01:38:37.445 --> 01:38:38.845
Let's roll it to the car.

01:38:38.925 --> 01:38:40.200
Okay, Happy Holidays.

01:38:40.445 --> 01:38:42.038
Thank you for your service, Doctor.

01:38:42.045 --> 01:38:43.798
Okay.

01:38:44.645 --> 01:38:47.035
Okay. You need any help
working your way out of here?

01:38:47.205 --> 01:38:49.401
Please, Josh.
I was born in a U-Haul.

01:38:57.405 --> 01:38:58.475
Hey, Carol!

01:38:59.045 --> 01:39:01.480
- Are you Carol?
- What? Uh, no.

01:39:01.925 --> 01:39:03.917
Are you sure?
You look like a Carol.

01:39:05.645 --> 01:39:07.921
Can you not hear me? Carol!

01:39:08.845 --> 01:39:10.040
Carol!

01:39:10.805 --> 01:39:11.841
Ugh.

01:39:14.045 --> 01:39:15.399
Cancelled?

01:39:15.845 --> 01:39:17.916
Bunch of bitches!

01:39:18.245 --> 01:39:21.044
You know red lights are just suggestions.

01:39:21.045 --> 01:39:23.037
Are you smoking a
marijuana cigarette right now?

01:39:25.445 --> 01:39:28.040
Yeah! See, we made it
through. Let's do another.

01:39:45.045 --> 01:39:46.604
Oh, not again.

01:39:49.685 --> 01:39:50.721
Let me do it again.

01:39:50.845 --> 01:39:51.995
Let me just do it again.
I can do it.

01:39:52.245 --> 01:39:54.237
Oh, damn it.

01:39:56.165 --> 01:39:57.679
Shit, shit!

01:40:00.365 --> 01:40:01.799
If you want to make it in this world,

01:40:01.885 --> 01:40:03.001
Iearn to lie better.

01:40:03.645 --> 01:40:05.159
Your mother's never coming back.

01:40:05.365 --> 01:40:07.004
Merry Christmas!

01:40:10.885 --> 01:40:12.035
Okay, I'm gonna suck my dick.

01:40:12.045 --> 01:40:13.445
She's gonna suck on this one, guys.

01:40:13.685 --> 01:40:15.995
Guys, can we go back to one
for sucking my dick?

01:40:20.445 --> 01:40:22.038
I like it 'cause it looks like he's trying

01:40:22.085 --> 01:40:23.678
just a little too hard.

01:40:23.805 --> 01:40:24.875
The artist?

01:40:25.005 --> 01:40:26.678
I hadn't thought about the artist.

01:40:26.885 --> 01:40:29.195
Was this not where you had the key

01:40:29.285 --> 01:40:31.242
to the city of Margaritaville?

01:40:31.365 --> 01:40:34.597
I did it. I got rid of it.

01:40:38.845 --> 01:40:40.040
Canadian cinema

01:40:40.045 --> 01:40:42.037
with a concentration
in French-Canadian cinema.

01:40:42.165 --> 01:40:44.999
Canadian music with
a concentration in Rush.

01:40:45.045 --> 01:40:47.241
Canadian linguistics. Eh?

01:41:00.885 --> 01:41:03.445
He used all of his inheritance...

01:41:03.885 --> 01:41:06.036
He used all of his inher...

01:41:06.925 --> 01:41:09.042
He used all of his inheritance.

01:41:09.045 --> 01:41:10.445
It's a hard word to say.

01:41:10.885 --> 01:41:15.038
To keep this branch afloat
with his in-her-i-tance.

01:41:23.845 --> 01:41:27.441
"Hi, I'm Carol.
I have the shingles again."

01:41:27.685 --> 01:41:30.041
"I'm Carol.
Has anyone seen my TV Guide?"

01:41:30.365 --> 01:41:32.880
"I'm Carol.
Change frightens me."

01:41:33.045 --> 01:41:35.037
"We have to put Carol down.
She's old."

01:41:44.045 --> 01:41:47.038
Andrew from the copy room
told me that he had mono.

01:41:47.405 --> 01:41:49.044
I said I wanted to get mono

01:41:49.045 --> 01:41:51.435
because I wanted to take
a month off from work.

01:41:51.845 --> 01:41:53.677
And I kissed him deeply.

01:41:54.845 --> 01:41:56.677
And I didn't get mono!

01:41:58.925 --> 01:42:00.439
Okay, let's reset.

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