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WEBVTT - https://subtitletools.com 00:00:22.389 --> 00:00:25.719 (rock music) 00:00:32.265 --> 00:00:35.295 (The Non-Commissioned Officers' "Ahead of the Wave" playing) 00:00:35.302 --> 00:00:38.242 (upbeat pop music) 00:00:42.308 --> 00:00:46.078 ♪ Life is a rolling ocean 00:00:46.080 --> 00:00:49.380 ♪ If you want to stay in motion ♪ 00:00:49.383 --> 00:00:51.253 ♪ You gotta get, you gotta get ♪ 00:00:51.254 --> 00:00:54.222 ♪ You gotta get ahead of the wave ♪ 00:00:56.456 --> 00:00:59.686 ♪ Young love's never humble 00:00:59.693 --> 00:01:03.263 ♪ Everybody takes a tumble 00:01:03.264 --> 00:01:05.164 ♪ Better get, you better get 00:01:05.166 --> 00:01:08.126 ♪ You better get your head on straight ♪ 00:01:10.170 --> 00:01:12.200 ♪ Hear that rolling ocean 00:01:12.206 --> 00:01:14.236 ♪ Better get ahead 00:01:16.709 --> 00:01:19.239 ♪ You know that wave is comin' ♪ 00:01:19.246 --> 00:01:20.446 ♪ Better get ahead 00:01:25.418 --> 00:01:29.118 ♪ If you want to catch the big fish ♪ 00:01:29.123 --> 00:01:32.392 ♪ And take him to cherish 00:01:32.393 --> 00:01:34.133 ♪ You gotta get, you gotta get ♪ 00:01:34.134 --> 00:01:37.558 ♪ You got to get ahead of the wave ♪ 00:01:38.865 --> 00:01:41.495 ♪ Hear that rolling ocean 00:01:41.502 --> 00:01:43.842 ♪ You better get ahead 00:01:45.738 --> 00:01:48.168 ♪ You know that wave is coming ♪ 00:01:48.175 --> 00:01:49.705 ♪ Better get ahead 00:01:49.710 --> 00:01:51.440 324! 00:01:51.445 --> 00:01:54.705 325, 326, 327... 00:01:54.715 --> 00:01:56.215 328... 00:01:56.217 --> 00:01:58.177 32... 32... 329. Yeah. 00:01:58.185 --> 00:02:00.145 Watching you guys play badminton 00:02:00.154 --> 00:02:01.754 makes me profoundly sad. 00:02:01.755 --> 00:02:04.255 We weren't playing badminton, Glenn. 00:02:04.258 --> 00:02:05.758 We were playing goodminton. 00:02:05.759 --> 00:02:07.489 The point is to hit it as soft as possible 00:02:07.495 --> 00:02:09.495 to get as many in a row as we can. 00:02:09.497 --> 00:02:11.627 It's a game of gentlemanly cooperation. 00:02:11.632 --> 00:02:13.201 I'll bet you two learned a lot 00:02:13.202 --> 00:02:15.400 about gentlemanly cooperation in your bed, 00:02:15.402 --> 00:02:16.802 where you have sex. 00:02:16.804 --> 00:02:18.673 No one likes a homophobe, Glenn. 00:02:18.674 --> 00:02:20.872 And no one likes you two assholes. 00:02:20.875 --> 00:02:22.905 You kiss your mother with that filthy mouth? 00:02:22.910 --> 00:02:24.779 You kiss your boyfriend with those ugly lips? 00:02:24.780 --> 00:02:27.608 As a matter of fact... In your fricking face. 00:02:27.615 --> 00:02:29.445 Whoa, you can't talk to the kid like that. 00:02:29.450 --> 00:02:30.680 That's not a kid. That's Glenn. 00:02:30.684 --> 00:02:32.184 He's a dick. 00:02:32.186 --> 00:02:33.646 - Screw you. - Okay! 00:02:33.654 --> 00:02:35.154 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 00:02:35.156 --> 00:02:36.556 Come on. 00:02:36.557 --> 00:02:38.357 - Screw you, fighter baby. - Glenn, go... go home. 00:02:38.359 --> 00:02:39.559 You're lucky. You're lucky. 00:02:39.560 --> 00:02:41.190 Hey, come on. 00:02:41.195 --> 00:02:42.355 We're gonna be late for our double date. 00:02:42.363 --> 00:02:43.796 Suckers. 00:02:43.797 --> 00:02:46.827 (light guitar music) 00:02:46.834 --> 00:02:48.668 To be clear, no, 00:02:48.669 --> 00:02:50.539 he doesn't really kiss me with those ugly lips, 00:02:50.540 --> 00:02:52.398 because we're into girls... 00:02:52.406 --> 00:02:55.236 Specifically these two extremely attractive girls 00:02:55.242 --> 00:02:57.242 that are meeting us right now. 00:02:57.244 --> 00:02:59.746 This seaside pub is rustic yet hip, 00:02:59.747 --> 00:03:01.277 this is my favorite shirt, 00:03:01.282 --> 00:03:02.951 and I'm having a pretty decent hair day. 00:03:02.952 --> 00:03:04.950 Yup, it's a good day for capital-L love. 00:03:04.952 --> 00:03:06.821 Ford over here is more interested in, well, 00:03:06.822 --> 00:03:09.320 the kind of love you don't have to call again. 00:03:09.323 --> 00:03:13.860 Now, despite all odds, we are crushing this first date. 00:03:13.861 --> 00:03:16.631 I could imagine just staying in on a Saturday night 00:03:16.632 --> 00:03:18.700 and watching dry British comedies 00:03:18.701 --> 00:03:20.429 and, you know, streaming, 00:03:20.434 --> 00:03:22.674 and it's like I kind of fantasize about, like, 00:03:22.675 --> 00:03:24.437 cuddling you, you know? 00:03:24.438 --> 00:03:27.438 Ooh, that sounded way better in my head. 00:03:27.441 --> 00:03:29.271 Maybe they didn't hear me. 00:03:31.244 --> 00:03:32.784 Ah, I just blew it for us. 00:03:32.785 --> 00:03:34.980 Oh, my gosh. I should go. 00:03:34.982 --> 00:03:36.682 This is gonna be too awkward for me to handle. 00:03:36.684 --> 00:03:38.624 Yeah, I'm gonna come with you, actually. 00:03:38.625 --> 00:03:39.819 - What? - What? 00:03:42.388 --> 00:03:43.788 You're not gonna leave a tip 00:03:43.791 --> 00:03:46.726 or at least pay for your drink? 00:03:46.727 --> 00:03:48.287 Great. (sighs) 00:03:52.465 --> 00:03:55.425 You know what, Noah? I don't even think she was the one. 00:03:55.436 --> 00:03:59.466 Yeah, mine neither. Definitely not the one. 00:04:00.640 --> 00:04:03.480 (rock music) 00:04:08.715 --> 00:04:12.515 Why both our names? It should just be your name. You're the painter. 00:04:12.519 --> 00:04:15.688 Yeah, but it was our idea. Yeah, but you're actually talented. 00:04:15.689 --> 00:04:17.389 You shouldn't even be working here. 00:04:17.391 --> 00:04:19.691 You know what? You could be a millionaire painter, 00:04:19.693 --> 00:04:22.862 like... like Picasso or even Banksy. 00:04:22.863 --> 00:04:24.263 Yeah, I'll get right on that. 00:04:24.265 --> 00:04:25.725 The guys need to see this. 00:04:25.733 --> 00:04:28.003 (sighs) 00:04:29.035 --> 00:04:30.895 (clears throat) 00:04:30.904 --> 00:04:32.739 It's a great painting. 00:04:32.740 --> 00:04:34.840 I mean, for a fisting bro spray. 00:04:34.842 --> 00:04:37.642 Last week, I was painting a top hat on a condom, and now this. 00:04:37.645 --> 00:04:38.905 Maybe I ought to just, like, you know, 00:04:38.912 --> 00:04:40.750 quit my job, be, like, a real artist. 00:04:40.751 --> 00:04:43.578 I don't know. Do you like food and shelter? 00:04:43.584 --> 00:04:45.618 I do. I love those things. 00:04:45.619 --> 00:04:47.789 I literally need them every day. 00:04:47.790 --> 00:04:49.588 - All the time. - Really? 00:04:49.590 --> 00:04:51.620 Ooh. 00:04:51.625 --> 00:04:53.385 Fascinating. 00:04:53.394 --> 00:04:55.764 A scathing satire of the homoerotic world 00:04:55.765 --> 00:04:58.431 of faux masculinity and fraternal life, 00:04:58.432 --> 00:05:00.632 an American cover-up hoisted upon young men 00:05:00.634 --> 00:05:03.903 to capably deny their desire for the fist. 00:05:03.904 --> 00:05:06.374 How's the website looking, programmer? 00:05:06.375 --> 00:05:10.843 PoundTheFistFeelTheMist.com is up and running. 00:05:10.844 --> 00:05:12.782 Pound the fist, feel the mist. 00:05:12.783 --> 00:05:14.580 The bro community's gonna love that. 00:05:14.581 --> 00:05:15.848 I agree. 00:05:15.849 --> 00:05:17.319 Derrick, Matthias, do we have a theme 00:05:17.320 --> 00:05:18.678 for our promo party? 00:05:18.686 --> 00:05:19.946 Oh, we're gonna need some more time. 00:05:19.953 --> 00:05:21.321 We had some ideas, 00:05:21.322 --> 00:05:23.062 but they were a little bit... 00:05:23.063 --> 00:05:24.487 raunchy? 00:05:24.491 --> 00:05:25.858 Oh, wow. 00:05:25.859 --> 00:05:27.529 I'm gonna go ahead and say 00:05:27.530 --> 00:05:29.758 that even a little raunchy is not okay. 00:05:29.763 --> 00:05:32.732 Well, it's a giant, veiny fist called Tight. I love it. 00:05:32.733 --> 00:05:34.400 Remember our motto; 00:05:34.401 --> 00:05:36.341 "We give the customers what they want." 00:05:36.342 --> 00:05:38.697 That's not really a motto. 00:05:38.706 --> 00:05:40.666 It's kind of just what businesses do. 00:05:40.674 --> 00:05:42.512 Okay, let's just get this model made 00:05:42.513 --> 00:05:44.579 of Noah and Ford's design and test it. 00:05:44.580 --> 00:05:46.108 - Yes, sir. - You got it. 00:05:46.113 --> 00:05:47.847 Let's go. Hmm? Come on. 00:05:47.848 --> 00:05:49.608 Oh, just us? All right. 00:05:49.616 --> 00:05:51.416 We'll work on that. 00:05:52.618 --> 00:05:54.618 (whispers) I'm already done with my work. 00:05:55.922 --> 00:05:59.058 (energetic rock music) 00:05:59.059 --> 00:06:01.759 Every day after work, we like to meet up for happy hour. 00:06:01.762 --> 00:06:03.402 The happiest thing about this place 00:06:03.403 --> 00:06:04.957 is that girl. 00:06:04.965 --> 00:06:07.395 Ford likes to call her NGH for Never Gonna Happen, 00:06:07.401 --> 00:06:09.001 because, well, after a year, 00:06:09.002 --> 00:06:11.142 I have yet to figure out how to make a move. 00:06:11.143 --> 00:06:13.768 Even Jess has more game than me. 00:06:13.774 --> 00:06:16.544 When was the last time you had a one-night stand? 00:06:16.545 --> 00:06:17.843 Yesterday. 00:06:17.845 --> 00:06:19.405 (laughs) 00:06:19.413 --> 00:06:21.647 I had to have some. 00:06:21.648 --> 00:06:24.678 So I opened my phone and swiped right. 00:06:24.685 --> 00:06:26.075 - Mm. - We met for coffee. 00:06:26.086 --> 00:06:28.416 I took him back to my place, 00:06:28.422 --> 00:06:29.892 introduced him to the roommates, 00:06:29.893 --> 00:06:31.790 got the go-ahead, 00:06:31.792 --> 00:06:34.861 so I brought him back into my room and closed the door. 00:06:34.862 --> 00:06:35.892 All: And? 00:06:35.896 --> 00:06:37.456 Adult stuff happened. 00:06:37.464 --> 00:06:39.034 That's all I'm gonna say. 00:06:39.035 --> 00:06:40.466 - Ooh! - What? 00:06:40.467 --> 00:06:42.027 And then I asked him to leave, 00:06:42.035 --> 00:06:43.935 because I like eating dinner alone. 00:06:43.937 --> 00:06:45.897 - That's how it's done. -Can we stop talking about me? 00:06:45.906 --> 00:06:47.066 Derrick, let's talk about you. 00:06:47.074 --> 00:06:48.141 Last night. 00:06:48.142 --> 00:06:49.542 - No. - Wait, what? 00:06:49.543 --> 00:06:51.013 - What about your boyfriend? - Oh, he knows. 00:06:51.014 --> 00:06:53.151 But we live by what's called gay law. 00:06:53.152 --> 00:06:54.607 What is that? 00:06:54.615 --> 00:06:56.005 We're listening. 00:06:56.016 --> 00:06:57.676 So Carlos and I love each other, 00:06:57.684 --> 00:06:59.552 but we're dudes, 00:06:59.553 --> 00:07:01.487 and we do what dudes do, and... 00:07:01.488 --> 00:07:03.188 So technically, you guys can have a threesome 00:07:03.190 --> 00:07:04.657 whenever you want. 00:07:04.658 --> 00:07:06.488 Like, you can literally see a guy at a bar 00:07:06.493 --> 00:07:08.833 and say, "That guy" and go home and bang. 00:07:08.834 --> 00:07:10.529 - And we do. - That's it. 00:07:10.531 --> 00:07:12.061 I want to be gay. 00:07:12.065 --> 00:07:13.625 It's so progressive. 00:07:13.634 --> 00:07:15.134 I don't think that's how it works. 00:07:15.135 --> 00:07:16.435 It works for him. Perfect, bam. 00:07:16.437 --> 00:07:18.897 So nobody gets hurt? 00:07:18.906 --> 00:07:21.206 Okay, getting hurt is not out of the question, 00:07:21.208 --> 00:07:23.738 but for us, it's not like you straight weirdos. 00:07:23.744 --> 00:07:26.214 You must learn to press past your fears. 00:07:26.215 --> 00:07:28.113 When you do, life will unfold before you 00:07:28.115 --> 00:07:29.845 in the most beautiful of ways. 00:07:29.850 --> 00:07:31.820 I once mercy-banged an elderly Scottish woman. 00:07:31.821 --> 00:07:33.619 Saved my life. 00:07:33.620 --> 00:07:35.650 Okay, that's a story I want to hear about. 00:07:35.656 --> 00:07:37.016 - Yeah. - Pictures. 00:07:37.024 --> 00:07:38.724 I'm just not, like, 00:07:38.725 --> 00:07:41.155 a "hit on a girl at a bar" kind of guy. 00:07:41.161 --> 00:07:44.161 We know; it's 'cause you're a "get in a relationship 00:07:44.164 --> 00:07:46.234 "and then get broken up with and then cry about it 00:07:46.235 --> 00:07:47.973 to your friends" kind of guy. 00:07:47.974 --> 00:07:49.698 That is so harsh. 00:07:49.703 --> 00:07:51.503 - Bye, baby. - (laughs) 00:07:51.505 --> 00:07:52.995 How could you do that? 00:07:53.006 --> 00:07:54.236 You just lost your chance. 00:07:54.241 --> 00:07:55.771 I should have talked to her. 00:07:55.776 --> 00:07:58.036 Noah, you have to take some swings. 00:07:58.045 --> 00:07:59.845 Otherwise, it's always gonna be like prom. 00:07:59.847 --> 00:08:02.677 Noah was standing in a corner in a bad-fitting suit 00:08:02.683 --> 00:08:04.853 looking all desperate and sad and pathetic. 00:08:04.854 --> 00:08:06.552 My suit fit very well. 00:08:06.553 --> 00:08:08.788 That's it. 00:08:08.789 --> 00:08:12.119 What is more sexual for the American adolescents than the senior prom? 00:08:13.593 --> 00:08:17.797 We will create a prom night for this Tight. 00:08:17.798 --> 00:08:19.058 Hmm? 00:08:19.066 --> 00:08:21.026 (upbeat music) 00:08:25.171 --> 00:08:26.671 Sir. 00:08:26.673 --> 00:08:28.943 Have you tried Tight by Bro Spray? 00:08:28.944 --> 00:08:30.542 It's free. 00:08:30.544 --> 00:08:34.046 (people talking and laughing) 00:08:34.047 --> 00:08:35.777 So excited. 00:08:35.782 --> 00:08:37.222 You guys having a good time tonight? 00:08:37.223 --> 00:08:39.117 Are you texting a hot guy? 00:08:39.119 --> 00:08:41.849 No, I'm actually making an app. 00:08:41.855 --> 00:08:44.115 It's like... okay, you take a picture of your face, 00:08:44.124 --> 00:08:46.731 and then you scroll this bar farther and farther, 00:08:46.732 --> 00:08:48.627 and you get older and older until you're dead. 00:08:48.629 --> 00:08:51.699 And then you can scroll backwards till you're a fetus. 00:08:51.700 --> 00:08:54.298 Wow, that's... amazing. 00:08:54.301 --> 00:08:55.971 It's only working to middle age right now, 00:08:55.972 --> 00:08:58.069 but you'll be dead before you know it. 00:08:58.071 --> 00:08:59.171 Oh. 00:08:59.172 --> 00:09:00.972 On the app, not in real life. 00:09:00.974 --> 00:09:02.744 I think you're great alive. 00:09:02.745 --> 00:09:03.743 That's great. 00:09:03.744 --> 00:09:05.144 People are waiting. 00:09:05.145 --> 00:09:07.105 You need to get out there and test the waters, 00:09:07.114 --> 00:09:09.252 see how the Tight water is floating. 00:09:09.253 --> 00:09:11.619 Don't be the kitty afraid of the titty. 00:09:11.620 --> 00:09:14.548 Go milk. Ha! 00:09:14.555 --> 00:09:16.085 He likes to punch me. 00:09:16.089 --> 00:09:17.156 BOTH: Oh! 00:09:17.157 --> 00:09:19.057 It's Bro Spray. Really? 00:09:19.059 --> 00:09:20.559 Ooh, that's awful. 00:09:20.561 --> 00:09:22.161 (coughing) It smells like... 00:09:22.162 --> 00:09:24.100 - It smells like... - Good stuff. 00:09:24.101 --> 00:09:27.197 No, like, Fruit Stripe gum mixed with, like, hot tar. 00:09:27.200 --> 00:09:28.670 It's what we're selling. 00:09:28.671 --> 00:09:30.299 Get out there and holler at the honeys 00:09:30.304 --> 00:09:32.204 or whatever it is you frat boys do. 00:09:32.205 --> 00:09:33.935 Make it look like this stuff works. 00:09:33.941 --> 00:09:35.571 Ford out. 00:09:37.643 --> 00:09:39.283 Could I take you up on that killing offer? 00:09:39.284 --> 00:09:40.979 I thought you'd never ask. 00:09:40.981 --> 00:09:43.681 I know it was awkward before, but yes, sure, definitely. 00:09:43.684 --> 00:09:45.117 Let's do that. 00:09:45.118 --> 00:09:47.086 But have a little fun first. 00:09:47.087 --> 00:09:48.347 Good luck. 00:09:48.355 --> 00:09:50.185 Yeah. 00:09:51.123 --> 00:09:53.023 What is that great smell? 00:09:53.026 --> 00:09:54.586 (sniffs) Oh, it's me. 00:09:54.595 --> 00:09:55.985 Here, smell, smell. 00:09:55.996 --> 00:09:57.826 Oh, you look like a girl that wants to smell me. 00:09:57.831 --> 00:09:58.831 Come here, girl. 00:09:58.832 --> 00:09:59.999 Hello, miss. 00:10:00.000 --> 00:10:02.030 I am wearing a sexual fragrance, 00:10:02.035 --> 00:10:04.295 and I... yeah. 00:10:04.304 --> 00:10:08.011 It comes in a little fist. How cute is that? Pound it. 00:10:08.012 --> 00:10:10.678 This is the essence of bro. It's eau de bro. 00:10:10.679 --> 00:10:14.207 It... is that gross? You're right. I wouldn't want that on my body either. 00:10:14.214 --> 00:10:16.724 (music playing) 00:10:18.884 --> 00:10:21.120 Beautiful, beautiful work, boys. 00:10:21.121 --> 00:10:24.790 Tight is gonna flip a biscuit when they hear about this. 00:10:24.791 --> 00:10:26.391 Thank you. 00:10:26.393 --> 00:10:27.893 Great. 00:10:27.894 --> 00:10:29.632 How was your reaction to the smell? 00:10:29.633 --> 00:10:32.698 Oh, it was great. It was just, you know, pure animal attraction. 00:10:32.699 --> 00:10:34.769 Just women just coming at me, and I had to, you know, 00:10:34.770 --> 00:10:36.668 get them away. 00:10:36.670 --> 00:10:39.140 When was the last time you ejaculated inside of a woman? 00:10:39.141 --> 00:10:40.169 Excuse me? 00:10:40.173 --> 00:10:41.273 (chuckles) No, no. 00:10:41.274 --> 00:10:42.944 Noah here is a serial monogamist. 00:10:42.945 --> 00:10:44.781 He's only had sex with himself. 00:10:44.782 --> 00:10:46.378 - Or a girl. - In his dreams. 00:10:46.380 --> 00:10:49.148 I swear to God I've had sex. 00:10:49.149 --> 00:10:50.349 It's okay. 00:10:50.350 --> 00:10:51.917 I know what it is to be celibate. 00:10:51.918 --> 00:10:53.418 I... (laughs) That's the thing, though. 00:10:53.420 --> 00:10:54.887 I'm not celibate. 00:10:54.888 --> 00:10:56.856 - Shh, shh. - I'm really not. 00:10:56.857 --> 00:10:58.287 (clicking tongue) 00:10:58.291 --> 00:11:01.230 I have a long and very turbulent sexual history, 00:11:01.231 --> 00:11:02.888 to the point where, honestly, 00:11:02.896 --> 00:11:06.996 doing the sticky-stuckus has grown quite passé for me. 00:11:07.000 --> 00:11:09.270 I prefer the intensity of a good dream. 00:11:09.271 --> 00:11:11.139 - Oh. - Especially a sticky one. 00:11:11.140 --> 00:11:13.906 I've trained my mind to control them. 00:11:13.907 --> 00:11:17.207 The ecstasy of a lucid midnight emission, 00:11:17.210 --> 00:11:19.410 ooh, incomparable. 00:11:19.413 --> 00:11:21.413 I will partner with you and show you how. 00:11:21.415 --> 00:11:23.205 Oh, I'm... 00:11:23.216 --> 00:11:26.216 - Take me up on it. - I think I'm okay. 00:11:26.219 --> 00:11:28.049 - I will show you. - Okay. 00:11:28.055 --> 00:11:29.185 I think he has the hots for you. 00:11:29.189 --> 00:11:30.919 I don't know about that. 00:11:30.924 --> 00:11:33.064 Listen, me and Jess are about to go out for some drinks. 00:11:33.065 --> 00:11:34.226 You want to come? 00:11:34.227 --> 00:11:36.087 Uh, no. You guys go have fun. 00:11:36.096 --> 00:11:37.396 I think I'm gonna just stay here 00:11:37.397 --> 00:11:39.097 and wallow in my self-loathing. 00:11:39.099 --> 00:11:41.299 All right, good. Get some practice in, all right? 00:11:41.301 --> 00:11:42.701 Thank you. 00:11:42.703 --> 00:11:44.203 Love you. Bye. 00:11:44.204 --> 00:11:45.742 Oh, dude, you smell horrible. 00:11:45.743 --> 00:11:48.209 We all smell horrible. That's Tight. 00:11:48.210 --> 00:11:49.438 Go. Have a good night. 00:11:50.976 --> 00:11:52.436 Ooh, he's not wrong. 00:11:54.280 --> 00:11:56.410 Well, the promo party's an epic disaster, 00:11:56.416 --> 00:11:58.176 on top of which I've designed 00:11:58.185 --> 00:12:00.215 the world's worst-smelling body spray, 00:12:00.220 --> 00:12:03.320 and it's just my luck, while destroying my monstrosity, 00:12:03.323 --> 00:12:05.491 that's when I met Callie. 00:12:05.492 --> 00:12:08.262 Damn, what did those bottles ever do to you? 00:12:08.263 --> 00:12:10.996 Could the concept be douchier? 00:12:10.997 --> 00:12:12.457 Uh... (chuckles) 00:12:12.466 --> 00:12:15.096 Kind of hard to believe that someone actually made this. 00:12:15.102 --> 00:12:16.869 Yeah, well, someone did. 00:12:16.870 --> 00:12:18.240 And that someone is you? 00:12:18.241 --> 00:12:20.506 That someone is me. 00:12:20.507 --> 00:12:23.437 (laughs) Do you mind if I take a picture of you? 00:12:23.443 --> 00:12:24.483 - Uh... - With this? 00:12:24.484 --> 00:12:26.378 I... um... 00:12:26.379 --> 00:12:27.747 Okay. 00:12:27.748 --> 00:12:29.008 Take your glasses off. 00:12:29.015 --> 00:12:31.215 You're handsome. Embrace it. 00:12:31.218 --> 00:12:33.448 - (chuckles) - You should wear contacts. 00:12:33.453 --> 00:12:35.121 Ready? 00:12:35.122 --> 00:12:37.757 Sadder. 00:12:37.758 --> 00:12:40.188 Sadder. (shutter clicks) 00:12:40.193 --> 00:12:41.193 (laughs) 00:12:43.362 --> 00:12:45.097 Perfect. 00:12:45.098 --> 00:12:47.867 Well, I hope to see more of your work someday. 00:12:47.868 --> 00:12:49.498 Yeah? 00:12:49.503 --> 00:12:51.437 Hey, I'm Noah. 00:12:51.438 --> 00:12:53.238 I'm Callie. 00:12:53.240 --> 00:12:55.770 Callie. 00:12:55.776 --> 00:12:58.806 Could I get your... 00:12:58.812 --> 00:13:00.379 e-mail or something? 00:13:00.380 --> 00:13:03.249 No, I have a better idea. 00:13:03.250 --> 00:13:05.080 - (upbeat dance music) - This party's amazing! 00:13:05.085 --> 00:13:07.015 I'm so excited! 00:13:11.323 --> 00:13:13.023 Wow. 00:13:13.026 --> 00:13:15.156 Secret party. 00:13:15.162 --> 00:13:16.262 (squeals) 00:13:16.263 --> 00:13:17.963 What? 00:13:35.114 --> 00:13:37.416 I like this one of you. 00:13:37.417 --> 00:13:39.547 I have a visible erection. 00:13:39.553 --> 00:13:41.520 - Really? - No. 00:13:41.521 --> 00:13:44.121 Oh, then I'm not interested. 00:13:44.124 --> 00:13:46.091 Oh. 00:13:46.092 --> 00:13:48.460 I like you. 00:13:48.461 --> 00:13:50.296 Why? 00:13:50.297 --> 00:13:51.827 You keep it low-key. 00:13:51.832 --> 00:13:53.499 You're like an iceberg. 00:13:53.500 --> 00:13:55.330 There's stuff below the surface. 00:13:55.335 --> 00:13:56.525 I'm pretty sure it's just ice 00:13:56.536 --> 00:13:58.266 beneath the surface of an iceberg. 00:14:19.258 --> 00:14:21.058 (bell ringing) 00:14:22.895 --> 00:14:25.195 Praise hands, everybody. Come on. 00:14:25.198 --> 00:14:26.628 Come on. Feel the spirit. 00:14:26.633 --> 00:14:28.300 (sighs) Or not. 00:14:28.301 --> 00:14:30.371 But let's all be thankful today, 00:14:30.372 --> 00:14:33.439 because the client bought our prom campaign for Tight. 00:14:33.440 --> 00:14:34.370 - Yeah. - All right. 00:14:34.374 --> 00:14:36.242 Now, due to my faith, 00:14:36.243 --> 00:14:38.343 Tight isn't a product I personally endorse, 00:14:38.345 --> 00:14:40.305 as it encourages sex before marriage, 00:14:40.313 --> 00:14:42.183 as well as its subtle endorsement 00:14:42.184 --> 00:14:43.616 that sodomy is A-okay. 00:14:43.617 --> 00:14:45.077 But we're still young as a business, 00:14:45.085 --> 00:14:47.485 need to take it all. 00:14:47.487 --> 00:14:49.347 Uh, I did not mean that sexually. 00:14:49.356 --> 00:14:51.256 Well, I take everything sexually. 00:14:51.258 --> 00:14:52.488 All the time. 00:14:54.059 --> 00:14:56.028 Okay, well, now for some great news. 00:14:56.029 --> 00:14:57.229 We just heard from Converse, 00:14:57.230 --> 00:14:58.898 and they want to do a promotional event 00:14:58.899 --> 00:15:00.469 here in town, and they want us to pitch. 00:15:00.470 --> 00:15:01.667 What's the strategy? 00:15:01.668 --> 00:15:03.098 Urban adventure. 00:15:03.103 --> 00:15:05.037 So I want everyone to put your heads together 00:15:05.038 --> 00:15:06.938 and just come up with something outside the box. 00:15:06.940 --> 00:15:08.440 I really think we can blow Converse away. 00:15:08.441 --> 00:15:11.141 (various conversations) 00:15:12.311 --> 00:15:14.549 Uh, how about a city-wide scavenger hunt 00:15:14.550 --> 00:15:17.677 with clues that lead people all over the city? 00:15:17.684 --> 00:15:20.024 There'd be, like, a goal at the end or a treasure, 00:15:20.025 --> 00:15:23.120 like a one-of-a-kind pair of golden Converse. 00:15:23.123 --> 00:15:25.523 I could do the art, have Ford talk to manufacturing, 00:15:25.525 --> 00:15:27.485 Jess builds the app, Derrick shoots the spot, 00:15:27.494 --> 00:15:29.164 and Matthias writes the copy. 00:15:29.165 --> 00:15:31.997 Noah, I am blown away. 00:15:31.998 --> 00:15:34.198 This idea just might be your ark. 00:15:34.200 --> 00:15:35.330 As in Noah's ark? 00:15:35.335 --> 00:15:36.935 Yeah, we saw it. 00:15:36.937 --> 00:15:38.197 With Russell Crowe. 00:15:38.204 --> 00:15:40.144 You... no, you got to read the story. 00:15:40.145 --> 00:15:41.670 In... in the book. 00:15:41.675 --> 00:15:43.335 We don't see it with the Russell Crowe, 00:15:43.343 --> 00:15:44.410 but he's in it. 00:15:44.411 --> 00:15:46.441 Okay. You know what? 00:15:46.446 --> 00:15:49.176 Good job, Noah, okay? 00:15:49.182 --> 00:15:50.382 - All right! - Dude! 00:15:50.383 --> 00:15:52.123 I have never seen you so on. 00:15:52.124 --> 00:15:53.348 I know, right? 00:15:53.353 --> 00:15:54.593 Okay, can I tell you a secret? 00:15:54.594 --> 00:15:56.247 Of course. 00:15:56.256 --> 00:15:58.316 I kind of met a girl. 00:15:59.658 --> 00:16:02.188 Like, a real good-looking lady. 00:16:02.195 --> 00:16:03.485 Does... does she know you? 00:16:03.496 --> 00:16:05.156 Yeah, yeah, dude. She knows me. 00:16:05.165 --> 00:16:06.965 We... we kissed. 00:16:06.967 --> 00:16:08.697 What? That's awesome. 00:16:08.702 --> 00:16:10.032 We can go on a double date now. 00:16:10.036 --> 00:16:11.036 Yeah. Wait, hold on. 00:16:11.037 --> 00:16:12.137 You're seeing someone too? 00:16:12.138 --> 00:16:13.438 I don't want to jinx it, 00:16:13.440 --> 00:16:15.270 but tomorrow afternoon, I have a date, 00:16:15.275 --> 00:16:17.075 and I'm completely into her. 00:16:17.077 --> 00:16:18.477 Yes! I love it. 00:16:18.478 --> 00:16:19.508 Dude, that's awesome. 00:16:19.512 --> 00:16:20.712 Okay. See, man? 00:16:20.714 --> 00:16:22.254 Shit's really turned around for us. 00:16:22.255 --> 00:16:23.408 Bloo, bloo, bloo! 00:16:23.416 --> 00:16:26.176 You know what? I really like this place. 00:16:26.186 --> 00:16:27.686 I mean, this is so much different 00:16:27.687 --> 00:16:29.317 than my normal first dates 00:16:29.322 --> 00:16:31.362 that I really appreciate this, so thank you. 00:16:31.363 --> 00:16:32.488 You're welcome. 00:16:32.492 --> 00:16:34.092 I'd normally invite you over, 00:16:34.094 --> 00:16:37.129 you know, pour some wine, make some popcorn. 00:16:37.130 --> 00:16:39.460 You know, sit on the couch, start cuddling, 00:16:39.466 --> 00:16:41.726 put on some Netflix, 00:16:41.735 --> 00:16:43.695 and then you know, start... start chilling. 00:16:43.703 --> 00:16:45.203 Is this on your first date? 00:16:45.205 --> 00:16:46.665 I mean, usually, 00:16:46.673 --> 00:16:48.507 'cause there usually isn't a second, so... 00:16:48.508 --> 00:16:49.508 Oh, okay. 00:16:49.509 --> 00:16:51.009 To be 100% honest, 00:16:51.011 --> 00:16:52.511 I'm really glad you took me here. 00:16:52.512 --> 00:16:54.152 I don't normally get to see things like this. 00:16:54.153 --> 00:16:55.177 - Really? - Yeah. 00:16:55.181 --> 00:16:56.311 You're not just saying that? 00:16:56.316 --> 00:16:57.416 No, the girl never usually 00:16:57.417 --> 00:16:58.477 takes me on a date like this. 00:16:58.485 --> 00:17:00.075 Look at this. Look at this. 00:17:00.086 --> 00:17:02.286 I mean, trees smell nice. 00:17:02.288 --> 00:17:04.158 I'm just messing. I'm happy to be here with you. 00:17:04.159 --> 00:17:05.587 - It's cute. - Here it is. 00:17:05.592 --> 00:17:07.059 (bird squawking) 00:17:07.060 --> 00:17:08.329 We're gonna do it here? 00:17:08.330 --> 00:17:10.328 - Ni Hao ma. - (squawks) Ni Hao ma. 00:17:10.330 --> 00:17:12.760 That's awesome! It said, "Ni Hao ma." 00:17:12.766 --> 00:17:14.566 What does that mean? 00:17:14.567 --> 00:17:15.727 Oh, I don't know. I don't speak Chinese. 00:17:15.735 --> 00:17:17.695 I just mimic birds who speak Chinese. 00:17:17.704 --> 00:17:19.238 - Ni Hao ma. - Okay. 00:17:19.239 --> 00:17:22.408 (bird squawking) 00:17:22.409 --> 00:17:24.676 (bell ringing) 00:17:24.677 --> 00:17:26.607 Guys, the miracles keep on coming. 00:17:26.613 --> 00:17:29.413 Converse likes Noah's treasure hunt. They want to hear more. 00:17:29.416 --> 00:17:32.216 So in the next couple weeks, we're gonna do a formal pitch. 00:17:32.218 --> 00:17:34.318 I'd like to do the pitch. With Ford. 00:17:34.320 --> 00:17:36.120 Okay, you guys got it. 00:17:36.122 --> 00:17:39.458 Oh, uh, and in other pieces of news, 00:17:39.459 --> 00:17:40.789 as of last night, 00:17:40.794 --> 00:17:43.394 Marta and I are officially engaged. 00:17:43.396 --> 00:17:45.296 (whistles and applause) 00:17:45.298 --> 00:17:47.528 So I think a little celebration is in order, 00:17:47.534 --> 00:17:49.674 so everyone please join us for cake. 00:17:49.675 --> 00:17:52.299 All right. 00:17:52.305 --> 00:17:54.335 It's Marta, not Martha. 00:17:54.340 --> 00:17:56.170 They're both good names. 00:17:56.176 --> 00:17:58.606 This is like barf-a. 00:17:58.611 --> 00:18:01.380 You must be so psyched to get married. 00:18:01.381 --> 00:18:02.681 It's a blessed union. 00:18:02.682 --> 00:18:04.482 Yeah, but I mean more so for the, you know, 00:18:04.484 --> 00:18:06.722 getting to have sex for the first time thing. 00:18:06.723 --> 00:18:09.449 And then hopefully a lot more times after that. 00:18:09.456 --> 00:18:13.456 Oh, well, I won't lie; I'm a hot-blooded male too. 00:18:13.460 --> 00:18:15.660 But as you know, I have a strong religious center. 00:18:15.662 --> 00:18:17.696 Otherwise, I'm just like you. 00:18:17.697 --> 00:18:19.727 Well, let me recommend some slow jams, 00:18:19.732 --> 00:18:21.702 you know, so you can bump and grind and 00:18:21.703 --> 00:18:24.236 ah, ah, ah. 00:18:24.237 --> 00:18:26.567 Tell me about this new girl. 00:18:26.573 --> 00:18:29.241 Well, it's only been a few dates so far. 00:18:29.242 --> 00:18:30.642 I don't want to, you know, say too much. 00:18:30.643 --> 00:18:33.178 You've literally said nothing. 00:18:33.179 --> 00:18:35.479 Oh, well, I think that may be for the best. 00:18:35.482 --> 00:18:37.782 I... I get so nervous talking about her. 00:18:37.784 --> 00:18:39.684 I mean, and my hands get sweaty. 00:18:39.686 --> 00:18:41.216 - Feel them. - I believe you. 00:18:41.221 --> 00:18:43.621 Yeah. I don't know. She's really cool. 00:18:43.623 --> 00:18:45.693 She's, like, creative... Like, very creative... 00:18:45.694 --> 00:18:47.661 But in, like, a really non pretentious way. 00:18:47.662 --> 00:18:49.460 Yeah, of course. She's very hot. 00:18:49.462 --> 00:18:51.300 And she's actually pretty smart. 00:18:51.301 --> 00:18:52.697 And she's dating you? 00:18:52.699 --> 00:18:53.799 I know. Right? 00:18:53.800 --> 00:18:55.330 I'm, like, totally smitten, 00:18:55.335 --> 00:18:59.795 because I think she is maybe seeing another guy. 00:18:59.806 --> 00:19:01.236 Well, we haven't discussed 00:19:01.241 --> 00:19:03.241 the whole exclusivity thing at this point. 00:19:03.243 --> 00:19:05.381 She said she's open to just dating one person. 00:19:05.382 --> 00:19:06.608 Don't have that conversation. 00:19:06.613 --> 00:19:08.213 - No? - No. 00:19:08.214 --> 00:19:09.614 Exclusivity. 00:19:09.616 --> 00:19:11.516 So I don't know. 00:19:11.518 --> 00:19:14.418 I mean, I don't... I don't want to sound too confident, 00:19:14.420 --> 00:19:16.720 but I think there's, like, a 50/50 chance 00:19:16.723 --> 00:19:18.590 that guy could be me. 00:19:18.591 --> 00:19:20.791 50/50, yeah. 00:19:20.793 --> 00:19:23.729 Not to worry. That wasn't too confident. 00:19:23.730 --> 00:19:25.430 I think you're good. 00:19:26.532 --> 00:19:27.766 Yo. 00:19:27.767 --> 00:19:29.367 So I heard you telling Derrick 00:19:29.369 --> 00:19:30.939 this girl of yours likes whiskey? 00:19:30.940 --> 00:19:32.337 Mine too. 00:19:32.338 --> 00:19:33.468 What else about yours? 00:19:33.473 --> 00:19:36.842 Uh, well, she is pretty bad-ass. 00:19:36.843 --> 00:19:39.543 Oh, trust me, mine is the definition of bad-ass. 00:19:39.546 --> 00:19:41.476 And she knows how to make me laugh. 00:19:41.481 --> 00:19:42.711 She's so funny. 00:19:42.715 --> 00:19:43.845 Ooh, mine too. 00:19:43.850 --> 00:19:45.519 But get this. Mine rides horses. 00:19:45.520 --> 00:19:46.948 Okay, mine rides horses. 00:19:46.953 --> 00:19:50.353 But she doesn't know how to ride a bike. 00:19:50.356 --> 00:19:53.456 Mine had a tiny Chihuahua when she was little named J.Lo. 00:19:53.459 --> 00:19:55.789 J.Lo. 00:19:55.795 --> 00:19:56.955 (laughs) 00:19:56.963 --> 00:20:00.399 Yeah, um, mine did too. 00:20:00.400 --> 00:20:03.330 Mine's 5 feet... 00:20:03.336 --> 00:20:05.466 7 inches tall? 00:20:05.471 --> 00:20:06.941 - Takes... BOTH: Boxing classes. 00:20:06.942 --> 00:20:09.308 - Eats... BOTH: Chili lime chips. 00:20:09.309 --> 00:20:10.839 - Wears... BOTH: Adorable red sneakers. 00:20:10.843 --> 00:20:12.643 What is happening to us? 00:20:18.584 --> 00:20:20.819 Noah? 00:20:20.820 --> 00:20:22.320 Look, this is gonna hurt, 00:20:22.322 --> 00:20:24.722 but one of us has to stop seeing her. 00:20:24.724 --> 00:20:26.324 Dude, come on. 00:20:26.326 --> 00:20:27.926 You know a girl like this is not coming along 00:20:27.927 --> 00:20:29.557 in either of our lives ever again. 00:20:29.562 --> 00:20:30.829 Maybe. 00:20:30.830 --> 00:20:33.599 But she came into both of our lives 00:20:33.600 --> 00:20:35.400 at the same time. 00:20:35.401 --> 00:20:37.401 Yeah. 00:20:37.403 --> 00:20:39.573 All right, you know what? Let's be fair. 00:20:39.574 --> 00:20:41.242 Both of us have to stop seeing her. 00:20:41.243 --> 00:20:42.708 (scoffs) 00:20:42.709 --> 00:20:44.979 It's the only way we'll survive this, Noah. 00:20:44.980 --> 00:20:48.608 (sighs) I... 00:20:48.615 --> 00:20:51.015 Okay, fine, sure. 00:20:52.618 --> 00:20:54.248 I'll do it first. 00:20:54.254 --> 00:20:56.321 What's up? 00:20:56.322 --> 00:20:58.762 I can't believe I'm doing this. Um, I have to... 00:20:58.763 --> 00:20:59.988 (phone buzzes) 00:20:59.993 --> 00:21:01.463 I don't really know how to say this. 00:21:01.464 --> 00:21:04.461 - I'm sorry. - Okay. 00:21:04.464 --> 00:21:05.497 - Great. - What? 00:21:05.498 --> 00:21:07.366 My friend bailed on me. 00:21:07.367 --> 00:21:09.597 We were supposed to go mushroom hunting, and now she can't make it. 00:21:09.602 --> 00:21:11.302 Excuse me. What? Mushroom hunting? 00:21:11.304 --> 00:21:13.644 I mean, we go hunting for mushrooms, 00:21:13.645 --> 00:21:14.806 and we eat them. 00:21:14.807 --> 00:21:16.007 (sighs) You're amazing. 00:21:16.009 --> 00:21:17.439 - Noah. - Hmm? 00:21:17.443 --> 00:21:18.713 Would you want to go with me? 00:21:18.714 --> 00:21:21.046 I... I do love mushrooms. 00:21:21.047 --> 00:21:22.547 It's pretty cool. 00:21:22.548 --> 00:21:24.318 Well, I mean, I can... There's a... 00:21:24.319 --> 00:21:26.817 Please, yes. I would love to. 00:21:27.919 --> 00:21:29.488 Here you go, sir. 00:21:29.489 --> 00:21:31.919 Callie? 00:21:31.924 --> 00:21:33.424 (sighs) 00:21:33.426 --> 00:21:34.826 I'm breaking up with you. 00:21:34.827 --> 00:21:37.427 Me and Noah just... You know, we can't... 00:21:37.430 --> 00:21:39.300 We can't keep... 00:21:40.499 --> 00:21:42.799 Oh, my. 00:21:42.802 --> 00:21:44.602 I'm screwed. 00:21:44.604 --> 00:21:46.004 Okay, so what happened? 00:21:49.474 --> 00:21:50.814 You didn't break it off. 00:21:50.815 --> 00:21:52.678 I didn't break it off. 00:21:52.679 --> 00:21:54.446 Noah, it was hard. 00:21:54.447 --> 00:21:55.907 I know! It's impossible! 00:21:55.915 --> 00:21:58.675 She's sexy and loves mushroom hunting. 00:21:58.685 --> 00:22:00.715 Ugh, it's like someone invented the perfect girl 00:22:00.720 --> 00:22:02.087 just to torture us. 00:22:02.088 --> 00:22:03.618 You didn't break it off. 00:22:03.623 --> 00:22:05.523 No, of course I didn't break it off! 00:22:05.525 --> 00:22:06.815 I'm mortal! 00:22:09.094 --> 00:22:11.730 Okay. All right, look. 00:22:11.731 --> 00:22:13.561 What if I said I had an idea? 00:22:13.566 --> 00:22:15.596 Now, it's gonna sound completely crazy, but just... 00:22:15.601 --> 00:22:17.071 Nope, I'm not flipping a coin for her. 00:22:17.072 --> 00:22:18.637 No! 00:22:18.638 --> 00:22:20.398 Can we both agree that if we stop dating her, 00:22:20.406 --> 00:22:21.966 some inferior jerk who doesn't deserve her 00:22:21.974 --> 00:22:23.814 is gonna swoop in and start dating her anyway? 00:22:23.815 --> 00:22:25.340 Yes. 00:22:25.345 --> 00:22:26.475 You know what happens then, Noah? 00:22:26.479 --> 00:22:28.609 - Uh... - We both lose. 00:22:28.614 --> 00:22:31.883 - Right. - But what if... 00:22:31.884 --> 00:22:33.554 we don't stop dating her? 00:22:34.920 --> 00:22:36.590 I'm sorry. I'm not following. 00:22:36.591 --> 00:22:38.056 We share her. 00:22:38.057 --> 00:22:39.887 - What? - We joint-date her. 00:22:39.892 --> 00:22:41.592 It'll all be aboveboard. 00:22:41.594 --> 00:22:43.832 Let's back up. I think that is literally... 00:22:43.833 --> 00:22:45.530 And I mean this without exaggeration... 00:22:45.531 --> 00:22:48.431 The worst idea I've ever heard. 00:22:48.434 --> 00:22:49.904 And we work in advertising. 00:22:49.905 --> 00:22:52.037 - Is it, though? - Yeah. 00:22:52.038 --> 00:22:53.668 - But is it? - Yes! 00:22:53.673 --> 00:22:55.413 I mean, she's gonna end up liking one of us more, 00:22:55.414 --> 00:22:56.868 probably you, and this... 00:22:56.876 --> 00:22:58.576 Oh, man, this whole thing is way too weird. 00:22:58.578 --> 00:23:01.478 - It's not that weird. - It's that weird. 00:23:01.481 --> 00:23:03.611 People date more than one person all the time. 00:23:03.616 --> 00:23:05.576 The difference is they're not honest about it. 00:23:05.585 --> 00:23:07.945 We're best friends; we'll be so honest. 00:23:07.954 --> 00:23:09.694 Yeah, I'll just tell her, "Honestly, Callie, 00:23:09.695 --> 00:23:11.119 "Ford and I are best friends, 00:23:11.124 --> 00:23:13.864 which is why we are gonna double-team you." 00:23:13.865 --> 00:23:15.427 - Yeah! - What? 00:23:15.428 --> 00:23:17.598 That's actually the perfect situation. 00:23:17.599 --> 00:23:20.797 What do guys complain about most in a relationship? Not enough space. 00:23:20.800 --> 00:23:23.630 What do girls complain about? Not enough attention. 00:23:23.636 --> 00:23:25.766 This way, we'll get double the space. 00:23:25.772 --> 00:23:28.542 She'll get double the beef. She might be into it. 00:23:28.543 --> 00:23:30.941 She's not like other girls. 00:23:30.943 --> 00:23:33.412 She's from Venezuela. 00:23:33.413 --> 00:23:34.813 That doesn't mean anything! 00:23:34.814 --> 00:23:36.652 Everything about this is absurd. 00:23:36.653 --> 00:23:39.119 The point is, I don't want to lose her. 00:23:39.120 --> 00:23:41.048 Yeah, I don't want to lose her. 00:23:41.586 --> 00:23:42.946 Shit! 00:23:45.056 --> 00:23:46.716 Venezuela. 00:23:46.726 --> 00:23:49.126 Yeah, I heard you the first time. 00:23:49.128 --> 00:23:50.996 (laughs) 00:23:50.997 --> 00:23:52.727 Okay. Okay, look. 00:23:52.732 --> 00:23:54.532 (sighs) Ah! 00:23:54.534 --> 00:23:56.934 I'll do this but on one condition. 00:23:56.936 --> 00:23:59.836 I stop using your work computer for porn. 00:23:59.839 --> 00:24:01.069 That would be a good idea, 00:24:01.073 --> 00:24:04.843 but also if she dumps one of us, 00:24:04.844 --> 00:24:06.984 then the other person has to break it off. 00:24:06.985 --> 00:24:08.947 It's all or nothing. 00:24:08.948 --> 00:24:10.778 You won't regret this. 00:24:10.783 --> 00:24:12.021 Yeah, I won't regret this. 00:24:12.022 --> 00:24:13.778 Of course I'm gonna regret this. 00:24:13.786 --> 00:24:15.646 We're gonna... Dude, don't dance like that. 00:24:15.655 --> 00:24:16.985 You know we're gonna freak her out. 00:24:16.989 --> 00:24:18.519 Nothing about this is good. 00:24:20.659 --> 00:24:22.489 God, I hate him. 00:24:22.495 --> 00:24:24.495 Noah, just be cool. 00:24:24.497 --> 00:24:25.827 No, I'm being cool. 00:24:25.832 --> 00:24:27.601 Look, dude, we got to get out of here. 00:24:27.602 --> 00:24:29.000 She's gonna come any minute. 00:24:29.001 --> 00:24:31.241 - I can't... - She's coming. 00:24:32.504 --> 00:24:33.604 Hey! 00:24:33.606 --> 00:24:35.766 - Hey. - (laughs) 00:24:35.775 --> 00:24:37.235 Hey. 00:24:37.243 --> 00:24:38.777 Noah? 00:24:38.778 --> 00:24:40.078 Yeah. 00:24:41.246 --> 00:24:42.846 - Have a seat. - Oh. 00:24:42.849 --> 00:24:44.616 Funny story. 00:24:44.617 --> 00:24:48.086 We actually found out about each other. 00:24:48.087 --> 00:24:49.247 Really? 00:24:49.255 --> 00:24:52.115 We're actually best friends. 00:24:52.124 --> 00:24:53.758 That's weird. 00:24:53.759 --> 00:24:55.589 Well, it's about to get weirder. 00:24:55.595 --> 00:24:59.555 We have a proposal. Noah and I have a lot of fun with you. 00:24:59.565 --> 00:25:01.025 And you have a lot of fun with us, right? 00:25:01.033 --> 00:25:02.633 - Yeah. - We all have fun. 00:25:02.635 --> 00:25:04.195 So why should that have to stop? 00:25:05.837 --> 00:25:08.237 - I'm not following. - All right, Callie, look. 00:25:08.241 --> 00:25:11.941 Noah and I individually are not that amazing. 00:25:11.944 --> 00:25:14.779 Wait, no. Guys, you are amazing. 00:25:14.780 --> 00:25:16.580 Trust me on this one. We're not. 00:25:16.582 --> 00:25:19.082 But together... Oh, together, 00:25:19.085 --> 00:25:21.545 we become, like, this perfect boyfriend. 00:25:21.554 --> 00:25:23.594 Like a boyfriend Voltron. 00:25:24.756 --> 00:25:26.656 It's a show from the '80s. 00:25:26.659 --> 00:25:28.627 It's... never mind. 00:25:28.628 --> 00:25:32.558 Callie, Noah isn't about to jump out of planes with you, but I am. 00:25:32.565 --> 00:25:35.865 But you know what he is gonna do? He's gonna read books with you. 00:25:35.868 --> 00:25:37.998 He's gonna talk about art. You know, art? 00:25:38.004 --> 00:25:39.738 And he's gonna... 00:25:39.739 --> 00:25:41.306 he's... he's gonna... 00:25:41.307 --> 00:25:43.737 (both talking quietly) 00:25:43.743 --> 00:25:45.743 But look, what we're saying is, 00:25:45.745 --> 00:25:47.845 date both of us. 00:25:47.847 --> 00:25:49.647 But, like, at different times. 00:25:49.649 --> 00:25:52.179 We want to be your boyfriend. 00:25:52.184 --> 00:25:53.984 Wow, um... 00:25:53.986 --> 00:25:55.646 here's the thing, guys. 00:25:55.655 --> 00:25:58.115 I want you to know that I like you both a lot. 00:25:58.124 --> 00:26:00.894 And at this point, I would hate to choose between you both. 00:26:00.895 --> 00:26:03.593 Then don't choose. You don't have to. 00:26:03.596 --> 00:26:06.756 Yeah, but this three-way thing is kind of crazy. 00:26:06.766 --> 00:26:08.026 You're right. It's crazy. We... 00:26:08.034 --> 00:26:10.869 No, no. But that's why I love it. 00:26:10.870 --> 00:26:12.070 - What? - See? 00:26:12.071 --> 00:26:14.671 Yeah, I love it. I mean, it's different 00:26:14.674 --> 00:26:16.712 from any other relationship I've ever been in, 00:26:16.713 --> 00:26:20.579 and they've all been super bad, so it can't be that bad, right? 00:26:20.580 --> 00:26:23.080 - No. It's not bad at all. It's actually great. -Yeah. 00:26:23.082 --> 00:26:26.182 But aren't you guys gonna start, like, I don't know, fighting or anything? 00:26:26.185 --> 00:26:27.645 - No, no, we're best friends. - Yeah. 00:26:27.653 --> 00:26:29.053 We've been through so much worse. 00:26:29.055 --> 00:26:30.345 NOAH: We're good. We've been through worse. 00:26:30.356 --> 00:26:31.756 All right. Let's do this! 00:26:36.227 --> 00:26:38.296 What if everything feels different now with her? 00:26:38.297 --> 00:26:39.797 It's not gonna be different. 00:26:39.799 --> 00:26:41.369 You've gone on a couple of dates with her. 00:26:41.370 --> 00:26:42.927 They went great, right? 00:26:42.935 --> 00:26:44.335 Yeah, but now it's, like, official. 00:26:44.337 --> 00:26:46.137 We're both, like, officially dating the same girl, 00:26:46.138 --> 00:26:47.238 which is just gonna be awkward. 00:26:47.239 --> 00:26:49.039 It's not gonna be awkward. 00:26:49.041 --> 00:26:51.341 Just keep doing what you're doing, and all will be fine. 00:26:51.344 --> 00:26:53.378 (sighs) 00:26:53.379 --> 00:26:56.909 - All right, look. Here. - What's this? 00:26:56.916 --> 00:26:59.176 My lucky flask. Well, one of my lucky flasks. 00:26:59.185 --> 00:27:00.775 Just put some bourbon in it, 00:27:00.786 --> 00:27:02.886 and no matter where you are or what you're doing, 00:27:02.888 --> 00:27:04.318 if you have that, you'll be okay. 00:27:04.323 --> 00:27:06.923 These sound like famous last words. 00:27:06.926 --> 00:27:09.286 Hey, assholes, I'll take a drink. 00:27:09.295 --> 00:27:10.755 That's cute. 00:27:10.763 --> 00:27:13.763 (light music) 00:27:13.766 --> 00:27:15.926 My dad and my mom... 00:27:15.935 --> 00:27:17.665 I don't know; they separated, 00:27:17.670 --> 00:27:19.270 and he's been gone for a while. 00:27:19.271 --> 00:27:22.111 You know, me and my father used to come here all the time 00:27:22.112 --> 00:27:23.268 to go fishing. 00:27:23.275 --> 00:27:24.905 I was actually a really good fisher. 00:27:24.910 --> 00:27:26.277 - Yeah? - Yeah. 00:27:26.278 --> 00:27:28.246 He's like my best friend. 00:27:28.247 --> 00:27:29.777 And I'm talking too much. 00:27:29.782 --> 00:27:30.851 No, no, no, no at all. 00:27:30.852 --> 00:27:32.050 - Yes, I am! - No, I... 00:27:32.051 --> 00:27:34.021 Look, I enjoy listening to you. 00:27:46.197 --> 00:27:47.697 All right. 00:27:47.700 --> 00:27:50.200 - Whoa! - This is stupid. 00:27:50.202 --> 00:27:51.902 But I love it. I love it. 00:27:51.904 --> 00:27:53.304 Let me show you what I got. 00:27:53.305 --> 00:27:54.905 Wait, wait. 00:27:54.907 --> 00:27:57.337 (laughs) 00:27:57.343 --> 00:27:59.843 Oh! 00:27:59.845 --> 00:28:01.005 Oh, my God! 00:28:01.013 --> 00:28:02.947 - That was close. - Wow. 00:28:02.948 --> 00:28:04.048 Have you always loved 00:28:04.050 --> 00:28:05.380 taking pictures? 00:28:05.384 --> 00:28:06.922 Yeah, I mean, if you think about it, 00:28:06.923 --> 00:28:08.749 it's the only thing that freezes time. 00:28:08.754 --> 00:28:10.424 Okay, maybe one day, you'll be like, you know, 00:28:10.425 --> 00:28:12.023 a famous photographer. 00:28:12.024 --> 00:28:14.162 I mean, I would love to be like Annie Leibovitz. 00:28:14.163 --> 00:28:15.260 You know who she is? 00:28:15.261 --> 00:28:18.229 An... Annie Leibovitz! Yeah! 00:28:18.230 --> 00:28:19.798 She's my favorite! 00:28:19.799 --> 00:28:21.999 She's my favorite too. 00:28:22.001 --> 00:28:25.101 - In, like, three seconds. - The photographer. 00:28:25.104 --> 00:28:26.842 Yeah, but give me more, because Callie brought her up 00:28:26.843 --> 00:28:28.339 in a conversation, and I didn't know what to say. 00:28:28.340 --> 00:28:30.108 I felt like an idiot. 00:28:30.109 --> 00:28:32.309 She took that famous portrait of John Lennon and Yoko Ono 00:28:32.311 --> 00:28:34.079 when they're lying in the bed naked. 00:28:34.080 --> 00:28:36.400 Okay, perfect, perfect. That's more than enough. Thank you. 00:28:38.116 --> 00:28:40.476 - Hey. - Hey. 00:28:40.486 --> 00:28:42.346 You know what? While you were gone, I was thinking. 00:28:42.354 --> 00:28:43.854 You know what I want to do with you? 00:28:43.856 --> 00:28:45.356 We should re-create 00:28:45.357 --> 00:28:47.057 that famous John Lennon and Yoko Ono picture 00:28:47.059 --> 00:28:48.459 that Annie Leibovitz took. 00:28:48.461 --> 00:28:49.991 It's, like, my favorite picture of all time. 00:28:49.995 --> 00:28:52.755 Well, you know what? I don't like that one that much. 00:28:52.765 --> 00:28:54.155 What others do you like? 00:28:54.166 --> 00:28:57.066 Ye... um... I... I like the... 00:28:59.204 --> 00:29:01.206 (laughs) 00:29:01.207 --> 00:29:04.937 Okay, I don't know anything about Annie Leibovitz. 00:29:04.944 --> 00:29:08.054 I just found out that fact 'cause I kind of wanted to impress you. 00:29:08.055 --> 00:29:11.116 - Really? - Yeah. 00:29:11.117 --> 00:29:12.917 Well, you did. 00:29:18.523 --> 00:29:20.261 Well, it sounds like everything is running 00:29:20.262 --> 00:29:21.529 like a German auto factory. 00:29:21.530 --> 00:29:23.987 As they say, hitchless. 00:29:23.996 --> 00:29:26.156 It's going great, and the best part is 00:29:26.165 --> 00:29:27.325 there's no pressure. 00:29:27.333 --> 00:29:29.801 It's just pure fun. 00:29:29.802 --> 00:29:31.402 Well, I'm very happy for you. 00:29:31.403 --> 00:29:32.373 And you too, Noah. 00:29:32.374 --> 00:29:33.471 Huh? 00:29:33.472 --> 00:29:35.072 You work well together. 00:29:35.074 --> 00:29:37.809 You two are ninjas in the same dojo. 00:29:37.810 --> 00:29:39.380 Just make sure your swords don't cross. 00:29:39.381 --> 00:29:41.446 (laughs) 00:29:41.447 --> 00:29:43.347 You told Matthias? 00:29:43.349 --> 00:29:44.379 No, I... I didn't. 00:29:44.383 --> 00:29:45.850 Then who did? 00:29:45.851 --> 00:29:47.351 Okay, yeah, I did, but it's fine. 00:29:47.353 --> 00:29:49.853 He can give us beneficial advice. 00:29:49.855 --> 00:29:51.555 He does weird stuff all the time. 00:29:51.557 --> 00:29:53.257 Did you know he was a live-in sex butler 00:29:53.259 --> 00:29:54.859 for a man and woman in Stuttgart? 00:29:54.860 --> 00:29:56.190 So? Dude, as soon as Ed finds out, 00:29:56.195 --> 00:29:58.025 he's gonna freak and he's gonna fire us. 00:29:58.030 --> 00:30:00.160 He's not gonna fire us. We've been killing it for him. 00:30:00.166 --> 00:30:01.526 Yes, he will. Dude, he's so Christian, 00:30:01.534 --> 00:30:03.304 he still watches Veggie Tales movies. 00:30:03.305 --> 00:30:04.836 He doesn't have kids. 00:30:04.837 --> 00:30:06.397 Matthias knows better than to tell anyone. 00:30:06.405 --> 00:30:08.135 We know all his deepest, darkest secrets. 00:30:08.140 --> 00:30:11.576 Well, well, well. I'm impressed. 00:30:11.577 --> 00:30:14.437 I always thought of you boys as typical straight dudes, 00:30:14.446 --> 00:30:17.106 but it turns out you're more adventurous than I thought. 00:30:17.116 --> 00:30:19.816 Keep up the good work. 00:30:19.819 --> 00:30:23.149 You always need to get relationship advice from your gay friend. 00:30:28.126 --> 00:30:31.086 So we should have the talk. 00:30:31.096 --> 00:30:33.126 'Kay. What talk? 00:30:33.132 --> 00:30:34.399 The sex talk. 00:30:34.400 --> 00:30:36.000 (laughs) What talk? 00:30:36.001 --> 00:30:37.869 The sex tal... I'm asking, 00:30:37.870 --> 00:30:39.270 have you had sex with Callie yet or not? 00:30:39.271 --> 00:30:40.338 You haven't told me, so... 00:30:40.339 --> 00:30:41.309 No, no, no! 00:30:41.310 --> 00:30:42.867 Okay, cool. Okay. 00:30:42.875 --> 00:30:44.105 I've been taking it slow. 00:30:44.109 --> 00:30:46.377 Yeah, cool. 00:30:46.378 --> 00:30:47.846 Have you? 00:30:47.847 --> 00:30:50.307 Uh, no. 00:30:52.116 --> 00:30:53.446 Oral? 00:30:53.452 --> 00:30:55.352 Uh, uh, just kissing so far. 00:30:55.354 --> 00:30:56.954 Okay. 00:30:56.956 --> 00:30:59.156 All right, we can't be weird about this. 00:30:59.158 --> 00:31:00.318 Yeah, no, I know. 00:31:00.326 --> 00:31:01.886 No, like, this is our make-or-break. 00:31:01.894 --> 00:31:03.394 One of us is gonna get there first, 00:31:03.395 --> 00:31:05.395 and the other cannot freak out about it. 00:31:05.397 --> 00:31:06.497 No freaking out. Got it. 00:31:06.498 --> 00:31:08.198 But... (inhales) 00:31:08.200 --> 00:31:09.870 But, like, which one of us gets to go there first? 00:31:09.871 --> 00:31:11.169 You know what I mean? 00:31:11.170 --> 00:31:12.440 That's not our decision to make. 00:31:12.441 --> 00:31:14.068 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I know that. 00:31:14.073 --> 00:31:16.443 But I just wonder, like, we could both agree to... 00:31:16.444 --> 00:31:20.111 Or we both agree to just be cool about it. 00:31:20.112 --> 00:31:23.112 (phones vibrating) 00:31:27.518 --> 00:31:29.918 I'll hang out. You got to go to the gym, right? 00:31:29.922 --> 00:31:33.122 - Not after this little talk. - Okay, let's flip a coin for it. 00:31:33.125 --> 00:31:34.215 No way. 00:31:34.226 --> 00:31:37.896 Then what do you suggest? 00:31:37.897 --> 00:31:40.357 Well, tonight's gonna be our first double date, I guess. 00:31:40.366 --> 00:31:42.396 Which is weird. 00:31:42.401 --> 00:31:45.201 I mean, on top of the already weird situation. 00:31:45.204 --> 00:31:47.142 Now that I told you about your arrangement, 00:31:47.143 --> 00:31:49.939 are you, like, disgusted with me and Ford? 00:31:49.942 --> 00:31:51.942 Oh, no, not additionally disgusted. 00:31:51.944 --> 00:31:53.514 Just the same as before. 00:31:53.515 --> 00:31:55.947 But, like, in a good way. 00:31:55.948 --> 00:31:58.948 No. You realize when one of you has sex with her, 00:31:58.951 --> 00:32:00.051 things are going to implode, right? 00:32:00.052 --> 00:32:02.052 (scoffs) Oh, come on. 00:32:02.054 --> 00:32:05.924 I mean, we have our own, like, styles and vibes and stuff. We're good. 00:32:05.925 --> 00:32:07.925 None of those things, like, help the situation. 00:32:07.927 --> 00:32:09.627 But whatever you say. You do you. 00:32:09.628 --> 00:32:11.496 Just call me right after. 00:32:11.497 --> 00:32:14.527 Not right after. Maybe the next day. 00:32:14.533 --> 00:32:17.973 Whenever you feel comfortable and are fully clothed, 00:32:17.974 --> 00:32:19.100 give me a buzz. 00:32:19.104 --> 00:32:21.572 Okay. 00:32:21.573 --> 00:32:22.611 Thanks for listening. 00:32:22.612 --> 00:32:24.268 I figure Ford's, you know, 00:32:24.276 --> 00:32:25.706 just proclaiming it to the office, 00:32:25.711 --> 00:32:28.211 so, you know, I thought it might be a good idea 00:32:28.213 --> 00:32:29.353 to get a female opinion. 00:32:29.354 --> 00:32:31.008 Yup, that's me. 00:32:31.016 --> 00:32:33.216 All female, all opinions. 00:32:33.218 --> 00:32:34.218 (snaps fingers) 00:32:35.954 --> 00:32:37.123 Welcome to the mill. 00:32:37.124 --> 00:32:38.722 All right, right there. Come here. 00:32:38.724 --> 00:32:41.993 I want to show you, like, my favorite thing in the world. 00:32:41.994 --> 00:32:43.494 This is Big Buck Hunter. 00:32:43.495 --> 00:32:45.525 I have the high score right here, as you can see. 00:32:45.531 --> 00:32:47.561 My hunting persona is One Shot. 00:32:47.566 --> 00:32:49.366 - You? - One Shot, baby. 00:32:49.368 --> 00:32:51.298 Oh! 00:32:51.303 --> 00:32:53.471 All right. 00:32:53.472 --> 00:32:56.412 Look, the objective is to actually kill the animal, so no playing nice, okay? 00:32:56.413 --> 00:32:58.738 - You know how to use this? - I got it. Yes, I got it. 00:32:58.744 --> 00:33:00.244 - This is how you- - I know how to hold a gun. 00:33:00.245 --> 00:33:01.345 - All right, reload. - Down. 00:33:01.347 --> 00:33:03.707 (laughs) Down. Ready? 00:33:03.716 --> 00:33:05.246 All right, I'm gonna take it easy on you. 00:33:05.250 --> 00:33:06.680 No, don't take it easy on me. 00:33:06.685 --> 00:33:07.745 Ready? 00:33:07.753 --> 00:33:09.220 Go. 00:33:09.221 --> 00:33:11.251 (gunshot effects) 00:33:11.256 --> 00:33:12.386 I got that one. 00:33:12.391 --> 00:33:14.191 - (laughing) - Oh! 00:33:14.193 --> 00:33:16.033 - How are you... - Is this working? 00:33:16.034 --> 00:33:19.097 Yo, just be quiet. Quiet. 00:33:19.098 --> 00:33:20.728 Nothing from the peanut gallery. What are you doing? 00:33:20.733 --> 00:33:22.533 How are you doing good at this? 00:33:22.534 --> 00:33:25.003 Stop, you're not supposed to actually be good at this. 00:33:25.004 --> 00:33:26.544 I'm actually really good at this. 00:33:26.545 --> 00:33:28.768 Careful. Stop. 00:33:28.774 --> 00:33:31.209 (laughs) Whoa. 00:33:31.210 --> 00:33:32.677 - What? - I got one. 00:33:32.678 --> 00:33:34.578 - Holy shit. - Oh, wait, no, two! 00:33:34.580 --> 00:33:36.047 My gun's broken. 00:33:36.048 --> 00:33:37.648 I'm about to beat your high score. 00:33:37.649 --> 00:33:39.349 No, my gun's not working. No, you're not. 00:33:39.351 --> 00:33:40.718 Oh! Oh! 00:33:40.719 --> 00:33:43.049 Holy shit. 00:33:43.055 --> 00:33:44.685 You got the Critter Bonus and everything. 00:33:44.690 --> 00:33:47.090 Bummer, dude. Sorry. 00:33:47.092 --> 00:33:48.626 Hey, you, you're a wonderful artist. 00:33:48.627 --> 00:33:50.527 I love your work, beating Ford at his own game. 00:33:50.529 --> 00:33:53.229 It was gonna be embarrassing for him. 00:33:53.232 --> 00:33:56.032 You are, like, made of magic. 00:33:56.035 --> 00:33:57.725 You... you're magical. 00:33:57.736 --> 00:34:00.596 God, I just... I love you. 00:34:00.606 --> 00:34:02.106 What? 00:34:04.108 --> 00:34:05.308 What? 00:34:05.310 --> 00:34:09.150 I... I said I... love you? 00:34:09.714 --> 00:34:13.117 I love you too. 00:34:13.118 --> 00:34:15.086 I mean... I mean, we love you. 00:34:15.087 --> 00:34:17.187 Yeah, that's what I-I mean, we... 00:34:17.189 --> 00:34:18.789 We love you. 00:34:18.791 --> 00:34:20.691 I love you guys too. 00:34:20.692 --> 00:34:21.792 You know what? 00:34:21.794 --> 00:34:24.394 This is actually pretty nice. 00:34:24.396 --> 00:34:26.226 Yeah, it's working out. 00:34:26.231 --> 00:34:28.099 Yeah. 00:34:28.100 --> 00:34:30.468 Oh, it was a long night. I'm gonna go home. 00:34:30.469 --> 00:34:32.739 Ford, you're on the way. Do you want me to drop you off? 00:34:32.740 --> 00:34:34.698 Uh, yeah. Sure. 00:34:34.706 --> 00:34:36.106 I'll see you tomorrow? 00:34:36.108 --> 00:34:38.278 Yeah. 00:34:46.451 --> 00:34:49.087 Okay. 00:34:49.088 --> 00:34:50.488 This has a lot of potential right here. 00:34:50.489 --> 00:34:51.819 Yeah? This is quite good. 00:34:51.824 --> 00:34:54.424 It titillates without being too insipid. 00:34:54.426 --> 00:34:55.626 - It's really- - Oh, hey, here we go. 00:34:55.627 --> 00:34:56.657 So all right. Check it out. 00:34:56.662 --> 00:34:58.496 Here are the Converse. 00:34:58.497 --> 00:35:00.427 These are fresh! 00:35:00.432 --> 00:35:01.802 - Funky fresh. - We'll focus-test it. 00:35:01.803 --> 00:35:05.100 So how's your collective girl doing? 00:35:05.104 --> 00:35:06.838 I still can't believe 00:35:06.839 --> 00:35:08.539 that Ford told you guys about that. 00:35:08.540 --> 00:35:09.840 I trust them. 00:35:09.842 --> 00:35:12.210 Noah, your secret is safe with us. 00:35:12.211 --> 00:35:13.478 Okay? 00:35:13.479 --> 00:35:15.509 I have much darker and dirtier secrets 00:35:15.514 --> 00:35:17.582 I've never, never revealed. 00:35:17.583 --> 00:35:19.583 Much darker. 00:35:19.585 --> 00:35:21.615 I'm curious about the sex schedule. 00:35:21.620 --> 00:35:24.420 Are the three of you exclusive to one another? 00:35:24.423 --> 00:35:27.592 Have you even floated the threesome question yet? I would. 00:35:27.593 --> 00:35:29.462 No, we've been taking it pretty slow, 00:35:29.463 --> 00:35:30.761 you know, so no sex yet. 00:35:30.762 --> 00:35:33.262 (coughs) 00:35:33.265 --> 00:35:34.725 (laughs) Actually... 00:35:34.733 --> 00:35:36.671 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 00:35:36.672 --> 00:35:39.468 You're... last night? When she was just driving you home? 00:35:39.471 --> 00:35:41.471 Look, it had to be one of us. 00:35:41.473 --> 00:35:42.473 (scoffs) 00:35:43.307 --> 00:35:44.907 Ford to reception, please. 00:35:44.910 --> 00:35:46.210 I'm sorry. 00:35:48.246 --> 00:35:51.206 - (bell rings) - Round one goes to Ford. 00:35:51.216 --> 00:35:52.376 (sighs) 00:35:52.384 --> 00:35:54.184 (laughs nervously) 00:35:54.186 --> 00:35:57.486 Um, okay, guys, I need your help. 00:35:57.489 --> 00:35:58.889 You want to stick it in your girl. 00:35:58.891 --> 00:36:00.358 Sure, okay. 00:36:00.359 --> 00:36:03.427 Yes, yes, that is what I want to do, 00:36:03.428 --> 00:36:04.528 the thing you said. 00:36:04.530 --> 00:36:06.797 Noah, I love you, 00:36:06.798 --> 00:36:08.898 but you're too sweet for your own good. 00:36:08.901 --> 00:36:11.801 You need to add some danger to the dynamic. 00:36:11.803 --> 00:36:14.403 - Women love danger. - They do. 00:36:14.406 --> 00:36:16.836 Yeah, but, see, I'm not really the dangerous type. 00:36:16.842 --> 00:36:19.880 You know what I mean? That's kind of... I wouldn't know how to do that. 00:36:19.881 --> 00:36:21.548 I'm not telling you to stab anyone. 00:36:21.549 --> 00:36:22.947 I'm telling you to invite her over 00:36:22.948 --> 00:36:25.878 and put on a sexy Liam NEESON thriller. 00:36:25.884 --> 00:36:28.494 Stabbing could be fun if it's with your flesh rod. 00:36:28.495 --> 00:36:32.256 If you ask me, what I see here 00:36:32.257 --> 00:36:34.817 is you and Ford, and over here is Callie. 00:36:34.826 --> 00:36:36.526 And who's this? 00:36:36.528 --> 00:36:40.698 This is Noah up on his sexual steed, 00:36:40.699 --> 00:36:43.499 this erotic little animal. 00:36:43.502 --> 00:36:44.982 And he's running through the pastures. 00:36:46.771 --> 00:36:50.408 To get to the Callie, you're gonna have to gallop. 00:36:50.409 --> 00:36:53.279 And then you're gonna have to whisk her away. 00:36:53.280 --> 00:36:55.378 - Whisk her away through the... - (thud) 00:36:56.314 --> 00:36:57.882 Over there in your bed. 00:36:57.883 --> 00:36:59.623 That's when you will transform yourself 00:36:59.624 --> 00:37:01.586 into the sexual Noah. 00:37:01.587 --> 00:37:03.447 When you do, I want to meet him. 00:37:03.455 --> 00:37:04.955 Me too. 00:37:06.757 --> 00:37:08.487 They told me to be, like, Sexual Noah. 00:37:08.493 --> 00:37:10.463 Sexual Noah? What does that even mean? 00:37:10.464 --> 00:37:11.492 I don't know. 00:37:11.496 --> 00:37:12.756 Wait, well, 00:37:12.764 --> 00:37:14.599 you shouldn't be listening to these guys. 00:37:14.600 --> 00:37:16.630 I mean, they don't even know what they're talking about. 00:37:16.635 --> 00:37:17.595 Sexual Noah? 00:37:17.603 --> 00:37:20.438 That... that sounds gross. 00:37:20.439 --> 00:37:21.539 What? 00:37:21.540 --> 00:37:22.670 I just envisioned it. 00:37:22.674 --> 00:37:23.974 I don't know. It just seems weird. 00:37:23.976 --> 00:37:25.806 Be yourself. She'll be comfortable. 00:37:25.811 --> 00:37:28.649 She'll pick up on it. And you guys will have a really good time. 00:37:28.650 --> 00:37:31.377 Yeah, see, but I don't even know what to, like, do with her. 00:37:31.383 --> 00:37:32.953 She's not an infant. Take her on a date. 00:37:32.954 --> 00:37:34.381 Yeah, we've been on dates. 00:37:34.386 --> 00:37:36.246 I'm saying, like, I don't know... 00:37:36.255 --> 00:37:38.485 Like, what's an ideal date? What's a good perfect date? 00:37:38.490 --> 00:37:40.990 I think an ideal date is just taking a nice walk. 00:37:40.993 --> 00:37:42.827 A walk? 00:37:42.828 --> 00:37:44.958 Yeah, show up with, like, a cute little gift 00:37:44.963 --> 00:37:48.266 or strawberry ice cream. That'd be awesome. 00:37:48.267 --> 00:37:50.797 Okay, but, see, no, 'cause she doesn't even like ice cream. 00:37:50.802 --> 00:37:52.372 - What? - No, it's a thing. 00:37:52.373 --> 00:37:53.940 That's weird. You realize that, right? 00:37:53.941 --> 00:37:56.569 I know, but she's one in a million. What are you gonna do? 00:37:56.575 --> 00:37:59.905 Just be yourself and stop trying to be someone you're not. 00:37:59.911 --> 00:38:01.651 You want her to like you for you, don't you? 00:38:01.652 --> 00:38:03.347 Yeah, okay. No, you're right. 00:38:03.348 --> 00:38:06.278 That's... yeah, that's probably pretty good advice. 00:38:06.285 --> 00:38:07.715 It was? 00:38:07.719 --> 00:38:09.419 I mean, honestly, the whole time, 00:38:09.421 --> 00:38:11.021 I was blacked out and just thinking about food, 00:38:11.023 --> 00:38:14.892 and I really don't think I hit the surface of the analogy. 00:38:14.893 --> 00:38:16.863 - Oh. - I should stop while I'm ahead. 00:38:16.864 --> 00:38:18.332 You like it? We're good. 00:38:18.333 --> 00:38:19.960 Can we eat now? 00:38:19.965 --> 00:38:21.625 I'm good. Thank you. 00:38:23.834 --> 00:38:25.569 Bye. 00:38:25.570 --> 00:38:27.538 Cute kitchen, Noah. 00:38:27.539 --> 00:38:29.739 So we're watching a Liam NEESON movie, right? 00:38:29.741 --> 00:38:31.741 Uh, yeah. 00:38:31.743 --> 00:38:33.611 Or... 00:38:33.612 --> 00:38:36.747 You know, all movies should be filmed 00:38:36.748 --> 00:38:37.908 in newspaper offices. 00:38:37.916 --> 00:38:39.846 I know. Right? It's amazing. 00:38:39.851 --> 00:38:41.651 When he walks with a lady, he waits for her. 00:38:41.653 --> 00:38:44.689 Oh, well, in that case... 00:38:44.690 --> 00:38:47.490 (laughing) 00:38:47.492 --> 00:38:49.592 Oh, I wish I worked there. 00:38:49.594 --> 00:38:51.834 (light music) 00:38:53.030 --> 00:38:54.999 Wow, that was actually really good. 00:38:55.000 --> 00:38:56.430 - Yeah? - Yeah. 00:38:56.435 --> 00:38:58.565 Thank you. Hey, I got something for you. 00:38:58.570 --> 00:38:59.670 All right. 00:39:01.772 --> 00:39:04.041 Okay, it's... 00:39:04.042 --> 00:39:07.078 a little something, uh... 00:39:07.079 --> 00:39:08.779 What is it? 00:39:10.448 --> 00:39:11.578 Okay. 00:39:12.350 --> 00:39:13.650 Oh, my God, Noah. 00:39:13.652 --> 00:39:15.586 Did you make this for me? 00:39:15.587 --> 00:39:16.917 Yeah, it's my first memory 00:39:16.922 --> 00:39:19.122 of seeing you at that prom thing. 00:39:20.725 --> 00:39:22.355 I love it. 00:39:22.361 --> 00:39:23.961 Yeah, you like it? 00:39:23.962 --> 00:39:26.432 Cool. 00:39:37.141 --> 00:39:39.810 (whistling softly) 00:39:39.811 --> 00:39:42.011 Dude, what's going on? 00:39:42.013 --> 00:39:43.613 Hmm? What? 00:39:43.615 --> 00:39:45.075 (babbling) 00:39:45.083 --> 00:39:47.952 Did... did you and Callie... 00:39:47.953 --> 00:39:49.953 I slept with her! 00:39:49.955 --> 00:39:51.855 (laughs) I knew it! 00:39:51.857 --> 00:39:53.687 It was like a religious experience. 00:39:53.692 --> 00:39:55.659 I'm happy for you. 00:39:55.660 --> 00:39:56.860 I think this thing's gonna work out. 00:39:56.862 --> 00:39:58.092 It is. 00:39:58.096 --> 00:39:59.396 Did she ask you, by the way, 00:39:59.398 --> 00:40:00.628 to do that photo shoot thing? 00:40:00.632 --> 00:40:01.999 Yeah, yeah. 00:40:02.000 --> 00:40:03.669 Yeah, do you know what we're doing? 00:40:03.670 --> 00:40:05.028 No, I just said I'll do it. 00:40:05.036 --> 00:40:07.466 Yeah, okay, me neither. 00:40:07.472 --> 00:40:09.942 CALLIE: (laughs) 00:40:11.542 --> 00:40:13.142 Nice ones. Okay. 00:40:13.145 --> 00:40:14.535 Yeah, looks good. 00:40:14.546 --> 00:40:16.176 Hey, they're here. 00:40:16.181 --> 00:40:17.648 Hey, guys, this is Emery. 00:40:17.649 --> 00:40:18.819 He's an amazing photographer. 00:40:18.820 --> 00:40:20.447 He's helping me a lot. 00:40:20.452 --> 00:40:21.522 How's it going, Emery? Ford. 00:40:21.523 --> 00:40:22.820 - BOTH: Nice to meet you. - Yeah. 00:40:22.821 --> 00:40:23.821 Nice to meet you too. 00:40:23.822 --> 00:40:25.022 So cool you guys are up for this. 00:40:25.023 --> 00:40:26.523 Yeah. Oh, of course. 00:40:26.525 --> 00:40:28.115 Anything for this beautiful lady here. 00:40:28.126 --> 00:40:29.426 So what are we doing, exactly? 00:40:29.428 --> 00:40:30.958 You guys are gonna be my models. 00:40:30.962 --> 00:40:32.196 - (laughs) - Okay. 00:40:32.197 --> 00:40:33.697 - We're gonna model? - Yeah. 00:40:33.698 --> 00:40:34.798 - "Naked Friends." - Cool. 00:40:34.800 --> 00:40:36.000 Yeah. 00:40:36.001 --> 00:40:38.031 Old friends, young friends, unfiltered. 00:40:38.036 --> 00:40:39.836 (laughs) 00:40:39.838 --> 00:40:41.638 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 00:40:41.640 --> 00:40:43.970 - In a photo, in... - Yeah, what's the big deal? 00:40:43.975 --> 00:40:46.105 There's the whole posterity thing. What about my future kids? 00:40:46.111 --> 00:40:48.481 I don't know. I don't want to see them... 00:40:48.482 --> 00:40:49.980 I'm sorry. Who are you again? 00:40:49.981 --> 00:40:51.511 - I'm Emery. - Emery. 00:40:51.516 --> 00:40:53.916 It's called "Naked Friends." I need you both. 00:40:53.919 --> 00:40:56.489 Look, I would love to support you in this. 00:40:56.490 --> 00:41:00.118 I want to support you. I just... I'm not cool with that. 00:41:00.125 --> 00:41:02.825 Well, I don't know what to do now. The project's due. 00:41:02.828 --> 00:41:04.028 Look, it's cool. 00:41:04.029 --> 00:41:05.559 - I'll do it, all right? - What? 00:41:05.564 --> 00:41:07.064 I feel like we're friends already. 00:41:07.065 --> 00:41:09.465 No, no, no, no, I need you. I need you to help me shoot. 00:41:09.468 --> 00:41:11.028 Look, you know what you're doing. 00:41:11.036 --> 00:41:13.766 Come here. Good, you're good. 00:41:13.772 --> 00:41:15.472 You got this, all right? 00:41:15.474 --> 00:41:17.007 - All right. - Okay? 00:41:17.008 --> 00:41:18.708 - Yeah. - All right, let's do this. 00:41:18.710 --> 00:41:20.210 Let's do it. Let's get naked. 00:41:20.212 --> 00:41:23.247 (laughs) New friends getting naked together. 00:41:23.248 --> 00:41:27.248 ♪ I want to get wild with you ♪ 00:41:27.252 --> 00:41:28.652 What? 00:41:30.154 --> 00:41:32.523 ♪ I want to get wild with you ♪ 00:41:32.524 --> 00:41:33.844 Perfect. No, no, no, back to back. 00:41:36.627 --> 00:41:38.796 ♪ Wild with you 00:41:38.797 --> 00:41:41.257 ♪ I want to get wild with you 00:41:41.266 --> 00:41:43.496 ♪ I want to get wild with you ♪ 00:41:43.502 --> 00:41:44.502 Nice meeting you. 00:41:44.503 --> 00:41:45.973 (speaking indistinctly) 00:41:51.742 --> 00:41:54.542 Hey. Uh, congratulations. 00:41:54.546 --> 00:41:56.776 By the way, the whole thing, I'm sorry about, 00:41:56.781 --> 00:41:57.951 you know, not getting naked. 00:41:57.952 --> 00:41:59.149 No, it's okay. 00:41:59.150 --> 00:42:02.950 You're you, and Ford is Ford. 00:42:02.954 --> 00:42:06.023 And he gets into things really hard and really fast. 00:42:06.024 --> 00:42:07.764 You're more of a slow burn. 00:42:07.765 --> 00:42:09.959 But I know I can count on you. 00:42:09.961 --> 00:42:11.631 Yeah. But, hey, we're still on 00:42:11.632 --> 00:42:13.230 for movie night at my place tonight? 00:42:13.231 --> 00:42:15.900 A 1933 Ernst Lubitsch film called "Design for Living." 00:42:15.901 --> 00:42:18.231 It's about two best friends. I think you'd find it interesting. 00:42:18.236 --> 00:42:19.836 It's kind of up your alley. 00:42:19.838 --> 00:42:21.798 I have a better idea. Come into the green room. 00:42:26.610 --> 00:42:29.179 I... oh, wow. 00:42:29.180 --> 00:42:31.048 Here, take a shot. 00:42:31.049 --> 00:42:34.079 Uh, okay. 00:42:34.085 --> 00:42:36.215 Hey, man. 00:42:36.221 --> 00:42:38.789 What's going on? 00:42:38.790 --> 00:42:41.220 Callie had an idea. 00:42:41.226 --> 00:42:43.186 Oh, did she? 00:42:43.194 --> 00:42:44.994 What do you... what do you... What's going on? 00:42:44.996 --> 00:42:48.056 Well, Ford is basically naked, 00:42:48.066 --> 00:42:51.626 and I'm about to be naked. 00:42:51.636 --> 00:42:54.036 Oh, are you? 00:42:56.607 --> 00:42:57.867 Is... 00:42:57.876 --> 00:43:00.936 Mm. 00:43:00.946 --> 00:43:02.206 (laughs nervously) 00:43:02.213 --> 00:43:06.216 Oh, uh, 'kay. Is... 00:43:06.217 --> 00:43:07.877 Yeah, hey, I'm not kissing you. 00:43:07.886 --> 00:43:09.346 I didn't want you to. 00:43:09.354 --> 00:43:11.754 So? 00:43:11.756 --> 00:43:12.956 (stammering) 00:43:12.958 --> 00:43:14.018 We gonna do this? 00:43:14.025 --> 00:43:16.285 I guess. 00:43:16.294 --> 00:43:19.597 Oh, screw it. It's been a weird day. 00:43:19.598 --> 00:43:20.358 (no audible dialogue) 00:43:20.365 --> 00:43:21.925 Ah. Whoa! 00:43:26.236 --> 00:43:28.706 Well, look what you did! 00:43:28.707 --> 00:43:30.707 I got it. 00:43:30.709 --> 00:43:33.709 I kind of feel a little weird about last night. 00:43:33.712 --> 00:43:37.112 Hey, yeah. It was a little intense. 00:43:37.115 --> 00:43:41.115 It wasn't... it wasn't quite what I was expecting, you know? 00:43:41.119 --> 00:43:43.689 Yeah, a lot more waiting around than I was expecting. 00:43:43.690 --> 00:43:44.988 Waiting, yeah. 00:43:44.990 --> 00:43:47.620 It was just waiting and then watching 00:43:47.626 --> 00:43:48.756 and just got a little weird. 00:43:48.760 --> 00:43:51.228 - Yeah. - Yeah, that's what it was. 00:43:51.229 --> 00:43:52.359 (sighs) 00:43:52.364 --> 00:43:54.404 I mean, I'm glad we did it, though. 00:43:54.405 --> 00:43:55.866 Really? 00:43:55.867 --> 00:43:57.627 Yeah, I mean, I always wanted to have 00:43:57.636 --> 00:43:59.636 a threesome... I think. 00:43:59.638 --> 00:44:01.768 I mean, not really with another guy, but it was... it was different. 00:44:01.773 --> 00:44:04.308 It was... yeah. 00:44:04.309 --> 00:44:05.939 Probably one-time thing, though. 00:44:05.944 --> 00:44:07.114 You weren't into it? 00:44:07.115 --> 00:44:09.079 (laughs) 00:44:09.080 --> 00:44:10.748 No, I mean, I was just... 00:44:10.749 --> 00:44:12.819 I just wasn't expecting you to be so... you know. 00:44:12.820 --> 00:44:14.747 Good? 00:44:14.753 --> 00:44:16.820 Yeah, yeah, like, it was... You were very good. 00:44:16.821 --> 00:44:18.091 She was really into it with you, 00:44:18.092 --> 00:44:20.819 and I was feeling... not so much. 00:44:20.825 --> 00:44:23.755 That's BS. You looked great naked. 00:44:23.762 --> 00:44:28.399 Like... very, very straight. It was nice. 00:44:28.400 --> 00:44:30.970 Oh, that's as far as we have to go on that front, but thank you. 00:44:30.971 --> 00:44:32.836 I appreciate it. 00:44:32.837 --> 00:44:36.206 Hey, it's been long enough. What do you say she meets our friends? 00:44:36.207 --> 00:44:38.037 You think that's a good idea? 00:44:38.043 --> 00:44:39.343 Totally. We're having a company mixer. 00:44:39.344 --> 00:44:41.078 Why doesn't she come along? 00:44:41.079 --> 00:44:42.779 Dude, she can't come along. Ed's gonna be there. 00:44:42.781 --> 00:44:44.381 Ed can't find out we're dating the same girl. 00:44:44.382 --> 00:44:46.052 Okay, then she comes as one of our dates. 00:44:47.384 --> 00:44:49.720 Whose? 00:44:49.721 --> 00:44:53.090 Normally, we play goodminton. 00:44:53.091 --> 00:44:57.761 Today we don't play goodminton. 00:44:57.762 --> 00:44:59.196 We play to win. 00:44:59.197 --> 00:45:00.897 We play badminton, 00:45:00.899 --> 00:45:03.069 and the winner gets to take Callie to our dinner. 00:45:03.070 --> 00:45:06.298 You're on, Rico Suave. 00:45:06.304 --> 00:45:08.439 Idiots. 00:45:08.440 --> 00:45:10.340 (upbeat music) 00:45:15.946 --> 00:45:17.176 Oh, there he is right there. 00:45:17.182 --> 00:45:18.782 - Oh. - Yo, yo. 00:45:18.783 --> 00:45:20.883 Uh-oh, there he is. How's it going? 00:45:20.885 --> 00:45:22.715 Ford, thank you so much for coming. 00:45:22.721 --> 00:45:25.251 Thank you for having us. I want you to meet somebody very special; 00:45:25.256 --> 00:45:26.416 my girlfriend, Callie. 00:45:26.424 --> 00:45:28.292 - Hi. - Oh, pleasure to meet you. 00:45:28.293 --> 00:45:29.833 Ford, good work nabbing this beautiful woman. 00:45:29.834 --> 00:45:30.988 Oh, I know. 00:45:30.995 --> 00:45:31.955 She keeps me young. 00:45:31.963 --> 00:45:33.363 So where the drinks at? 00:45:33.364 --> 00:45:35.099 - Oh, drinks are in the back. - Perfect. 00:45:35.100 --> 00:45:36.660 - Go at it. - All right, man. Take care. 00:45:42.206 --> 00:45:43.736 Ambien? 00:45:43.742 --> 00:45:45.809 Oh, no, thanks. 00:45:45.810 --> 00:45:47.910 Isn't it, like, 2:00 in the afternoon? 00:45:49.346 --> 00:45:52.816 Sleep medication promotes especially vivid dreams. 00:45:55.018 --> 00:45:58.348 And as you know, I can control myself in those dreams, 00:45:58.356 --> 00:46:03.356 mentally stimulating myself to the point of orgasm, really. 00:46:03.361 --> 00:46:05.461 Yeah, right. Of course. 00:46:05.463 --> 00:46:07.431 It's like Pablo Picasso said; 00:46:07.432 --> 00:46:09.770 "Anything that you can imagine is real." 00:46:09.771 --> 00:46:12.938 So anything I imagine sexually, it will happen, 00:46:12.939 --> 00:46:16.267 no matter how sensual, how deviant, 00:46:16.274 --> 00:46:19.243 or how fantastic it might be. 00:46:19.244 --> 00:46:21.912 Excellent. 00:46:21.913 --> 00:46:23.947 Yesterday I was banging... 00:46:23.948 --> 00:46:26.118 Nope. 00:46:27.151 --> 00:46:28.451 So how are things going? 00:46:28.453 --> 00:46:29.953 So I'm still working on my app. 00:46:29.954 --> 00:46:30.994 Yeah? Let me see. 00:46:34.191 --> 00:46:35.926 (laughs) Oh, my. 00:46:35.927 --> 00:46:38.087 So this is what I'll look like when I'm dead? 00:46:38.096 --> 00:46:40.026 I think it's a fair approximation. 00:46:40.031 --> 00:46:42.871 Oh, my gosh, that's great. Jess, you're gonna sell a bunch of those. 00:46:42.872 --> 00:46:44.267 Thanks. 00:46:44.269 --> 00:46:46.199 The interface still needs so much work, 00:46:46.204 --> 00:46:48.073 which is actually why I thought 00:46:48.074 --> 00:46:49.972 maybe I could send you some stuff 00:46:49.974 --> 00:46:52.984 and you can come up with some ideas, if you have a chance. 00:46:54.011 --> 00:46:55.441 Sure, yeah. 00:46:55.446 --> 00:46:57.346 Okay. 00:46:57.348 --> 00:47:00.517 (sighs) Can you believe that's our girlfriend? 00:47:00.518 --> 00:47:03.848 It's actually pretty weird when you say it like that. 00:47:03.855 --> 00:47:06.155 What? No. Come on. Don't be so negative. 00:47:06.157 --> 00:47:07.457 Things are going great. 00:47:07.458 --> 00:47:09.228 I mean, we say "we love you" to her. 00:47:09.229 --> 00:47:11.557 And how does she take that? 00:47:11.563 --> 00:47:14.303 Great. She says, "I love you guys" back to us. 00:47:14.304 --> 00:47:17.099 Like, "I love you each individually" 00:47:17.101 --> 00:47:19.069 or "I love you guys plural"? 00:47:19.070 --> 00:47:20.870 Uh, I think it's... 00:47:20.872 --> 00:47:22.572 I think she says, "I love you guys." 00:47:22.574 --> 00:47:24.874 I don't know. I don't remember. Why? 00:47:24.876 --> 00:47:26.536 Well, one is something you say to your boyfriend, 00:47:26.544 --> 00:47:28.851 and the other is something you say to, like, your bros 00:47:28.852 --> 00:47:30.307 in a beer commercial or something. 00:47:30.315 --> 00:47:33.115 Okay. (laughs) 00:47:33.117 --> 00:47:34.377 I think she meant it. 00:47:34.385 --> 00:47:36.145 (stammering) 00:47:36.154 --> 00:47:38.194 We're gonna keep saying it, okay? 00:47:38.195 --> 00:47:40.459 Whatever. 00:47:44.528 --> 00:47:46.528 Look, I didn't want to be the one to say this, 00:47:46.531 --> 00:47:50.170 but you realize this shit's getting really weird, right? 00:47:50.171 --> 00:47:52.398 What? Since when have you thought that? 00:47:52.403 --> 00:47:53.873 I've always thought that. 00:47:53.874 --> 00:47:55.272 But you supported me. 00:47:55.273 --> 00:47:57.113 You were the one who had all the good date ideas 00:47:57.114 --> 00:47:59.138 and, you know, the ideas for things to do 00:47:59.143 --> 00:48:01.281 and what's gonna make this thing work. 00:48:01.282 --> 00:48:04.009 I just... I guess I didn't think you would take it this far. 00:48:04.015 --> 00:48:07.245 I thought you'd realize pretty quickly that this is a bad arrangement. 00:48:07.252 --> 00:48:10.220 It's not a bad arrangement. It's real. 00:48:10.221 --> 00:48:12.921 If this is real, if you have real feelings for someone, 00:48:12.924 --> 00:48:15.294 I just... I don't understand how you can be okay 00:48:15.295 --> 00:48:17.633 with them not being completely into you too. 00:48:17.634 --> 00:48:19.559 Wha... (laughs) 00:48:19.564 --> 00:48:22.232 Look, I'm happy, okay? 00:48:22.233 --> 00:48:23.667 Come on. 00:48:23.668 --> 00:48:25.468 You don't look very happy standing up here, 00:48:25.470 --> 00:48:27.000 pretending not to be her boyfriend. 00:48:27.005 --> 00:48:29.435 I am. I'm... 00:48:32.009 --> 00:48:34.077 Okay, look, yeah, okay? 00:48:34.078 --> 00:48:37.308 I do. I want... I want her to like me the way she likes Ford. 00:48:37.315 --> 00:48:39.045 Okay, great. Go down there. 00:48:39.050 --> 00:48:40.550 Go get her. Win her back. 00:48:40.551 --> 00:48:42.989 I don't know what you want me to say anymore, Noah. 00:48:42.990 --> 00:48:44.317 Look, I'm try... I'm trying. 00:48:44.322 --> 00:48:46.422 They're always doing something dumb and fun together, 00:48:46.424 --> 00:48:48.193 and I don't know how to compete with that. 00:48:48.194 --> 00:48:49.592 Okay, be dumber and funner. 00:48:49.594 --> 00:48:50.994 Yeah, that... That's probably... 00:48:50.995 --> 00:48:52.455 That's actually what I should do. 00:48:52.463 --> 00:48:54.063 No, I was being sarcastic. 00:48:54.065 --> 00:48:56.395 No, I mean, that's the only move I have left. 00:48:56.401 --> 00:48:58.601 The me thing, that's not working. 00:48:58.603 --> 00:49:00.603 What I need to do is be not me, 00:49:00.605 --> 00:49:03.635 be something other than me, be better than me. 00:49:03.641 --> 00:49:05.676 Noah? 00:49:05.677 --> 00:49:08.107 You're great. 00:49:08.112 --> 00:49:10.247 If you don't realize that, 00:49:10.248 --> 00:49:12.278 you're even dumber than I thought. 00:49:15.319 --> 00:49:16.489 Great. 00:49:17.554 --> 00:49:20.057 This is perfect. 00:49:20.058 --> 00:49:21.288 Thanks for coming. 00:49:25.662 --> 00:49:27.701 - Hey. - Noah, what are you doing here? 00:49:27.702 --> 00:49:29.729 Let's go on a trip right now, you and me. 00:49:29.734 --> 00:49:31.434 What about Ford? 00:49:31.436 --> 00:49:32.996 No, he can't make it. Just you and me. 00:49:33.004 --> 00:49:34.544 He's busy. Got work stuff, you know. 00:49:34.545 --> 00:49:36.339 Busy guy. He does things. 00:49:36.341 --> 00:49:39.641 Okay, all right. Where are we going? 00:49:39.644 --> 00:49:41.244 (birds chirping) 00:49:41.245 --> 00:49:43.605 I just love alligators. 00:49:43.614 --> 00:49:45.284 There are no alligators in Minnesota. 00:49:45.285 --> 00:49:46.416 No... Minnesota? 00:49:46.417 --> 00:49:47.517 Venezuela, not Minnesota. 00:49:47.518 --> 00:49:49.148 Venezuela. I see. 00:49:49.153 --> 00:49:50.453 Okay, well, hang on. You wait here. 00:49:50.455 --> 00:49:52.015 I'm gonna go survey for alligators, 00:49:52.023 --> 00:49:53.557 and I'll be right back. 00:49:53.558 --> 00:49:55.518 - Wait, I should... - No, no, just you wait here. 00:49:55.526 --> 00:49:57.126 I'm gonna make sure it's safe. 00:49:57.128 --> 00:49:59.058 - I will call you in a second. - All right. 00:50:07.237 --> 00:50:08.267 (sighs) 00:50:09.373 --> 00:50:11.208 Hey. Now. 00:50:11.209 --> 00:50:13.709 - Yeah? - Come here. 00:50:13.711 --> 00:50:15.411 This is gorgeous. Here, come on over. 00:50:15.413 --> 00:50:17.353 I'll show you when you get here. 00:50:18.382 --> 00:50:19.616 Callie, Callie. 00:50:19.617 --> 00:50:22.017 Come here. Come here. Come on up. 00:50:22.020 --> 00:50:24.087 Ta-da! 00:50:24.088 --> 00:50:26.318 Oh, my God! Are you crazy? 00:50:26.324 --> 00:50:27.394 Let's do it right here. 00:50:27.395 --> 00:50:29.326 - No! - Come on. 00:50:29.327 --> 00:50:31.227 - I am crazy. - Shh. 00:50:31.229 --> 00:50:32.529 I am out of my mind! 00:50:32.530 --> 00:50:33.500 - Oh, my God. - Come on! 00:50:33.501 --> 00:50:34.658 You have no clothes on! 00:50:34.665 --> 00:50:35.765 - Come on. - No. 00:50:35.767 --> 00:50:37.267 - Come on. - No, no, no, stop. 00:50:37.268 --> 00:50:38.428 - Callie. - We can't do it here. 00:50:38.436 --> 00:50:40.296 - Callie, come on. - No, no, stop. 00:50:40.304 --> 00:50:41.804 - Come on. - (whistle blowing) 00:50:41.806 --> 00:50:43.066 No, no, no, no. 00:50:43.074 --> 00:50:44.444 There's no... it's not- 00:50:44.445 --> 00:50:45.809 no, she's... she's my- 00:50:45.810 --> 00:50:47.740 You stay away from me, okay? I have mace. 00:50:47.745 --> 00:50:49.345 - Please, no, stop. - (whistle blowing) 00:50:49.347 --> 00:50:50.677 There's no need to whi... There's no... 00:50:50.681 --> 00:50:52.151 I can... I can explain. There's... 00:50:52.152 --> 00:50:53.380 I can explain. 00:50:53.384 --> 00:50:54.451 (siren blips) 00:50:54.452 --> 00:50:55.622 NOAH: I need you to bail me out. 00:50:55.623 --> 00:50:57.150 CALLIE: I don't have any money. 00:50:57.155 --> 00:50:58.315 NOAH: What? 00:50:58.322 --> 00:50:59.622 Oh, you know what? We can call Ford. 00:50:59.624 --> 00:51:00.664 No, no, no, we can't. 00:51:00.665 --> 00:51:02.826 He's... he's busy. 00:51:02.827 --> 00:51:05.657 - Emery. - Um... 00:51:05.663 --> 00:51:07.833 Do you have a problem with Emery? 00:51:07.834 --> 00:51:10.167 Did you and Emery ever... 00:51:10.168 --> 00:51:12.068 Why does that matter? 00:51:12.070 --> 00:51:14.370 I don't know, because he's, you know, 00:51:14.372 --> 00:51:16.172 super handsome and amazing 00:51:16.174 --> 00:51:18.844 and a super-cool guy who's rich and has amazing pubes. 00:51:18.845 --> 00:51:20.543 - Pubes? - Yeah. 00:51:20.545 --> 00:51:23.275 What? I looked at his pubes, okay? 00:51:23.281 --> 00:51:25.751 Okay. Okay, you know what? Forget about it. 00:51:25.752 --> 00:51:27.080 Let's just call Ford. 00:51:27.085 --> 00:51:28.445 (sighs) 00:51:28.453 --> 00:51:29.593 Yeah, you're right. 00:51:29.594 --> 00:51:32.556 He's probably not that busy. 00:51:32.557 --> 00:51:36.187 Noah, did you make that up, that he's busy? 00:51:36.194 --> 00:51:37.727 No, no, I... he's... 00:51:37.728 --> 00:51:39.598 I'm just saying he's probably not, you know, 00:51:39.599 --> 00:51:41.697 as busy as, like, another busy person 00:51:41.699 --> 00:51:44.199 who's often busy might be. 00:51:45.702 --> 00:51:47.771 Noah, are you still okay with us all dating? 00:51:47.772 --> 00:51:50.472 Yeah. I'm super cool. 00:51:51.541 --> 00:51:53.281 Doesn't seem like it. 00:51:55.479 --> 00:51:58.449 (melancholy music) 00:52:00.217 --> 00:52:01.347 I'm cool. 00:52:06.790 --> 00:52:09.159 I can't believe you lied to her about me. 00:52:09.160 --> 00:52:11.428 I'm sorry. I needed alone time. 00:52:11.429 --> 00:52:13.229 We had alone time. 00:52:13.231 --> 00:52:14.561 We had schedules. 00:52:14.565 --> 00:52:16.295 We're partners, remember? 00:52:16.300 --> 00:52:18.200 Right, great partners. 00:52:18.202 --> 00:52:20.640 She hasn't even answered my last couple of calls. 00:52:20.641 --> 00:52:21.898 She's holding you against me. 00:52:21.906 --> 00:52:23.236 (scoffs) 00:52:23.241 --> 00:52:24.741 She liked us, Noah. 00:52:24.742 --> 00:52:28.278 It was working. What more did you need? 00:52:28.279 --> 00:52:30.379 - I... -Oh, and when is the last time 00:52:30.381 --> 00:52:32.551 me and you hung out... Just us, messing around? 00:52:32.552 --> 00:52:35.350 We don't even do that without her around anymore. 00:52:38.321 --> 00:52:40.260 Look, Ed's wedding's tomorrow, 00:52:40.261 --> 00:52:42.488 and if she doesn't show up, I don't have a date. 00:52:42.493 --> 00:52:43.893 And that'll be your fault. 00:52:46.496 --> 00:52:48.756 You know, I think the reason we're having problems 00:52:48.766 --> 00:52:50.226 with this whole Callie situation 00:52:50.234 --> 00:52:51.504 is because you're jealous of me. 00:52:51.505 --> 00:52:53.336 Why would I be jealous of you? 00:52:53.337 --> 00:52:55.467 Maybe because me and Callie get along great together. 00:52:55.473 --> 00:52:57.413 You know, we have fun. I'm able to make her laugh. 00:52:57.414 --> 00:52:58.738 She needs excitement, 00:52:58.743 --> 00:53:00.483 not somebody who can barely even trust her. 00:53:00.484 --> 00:53:02.208 No, what she needs is someone who can keep 00:53:02.213 --> 00:53:03.851 a relationship going longer than two weeks 00:53:03.852 --> 00:53:06.478 and who can talk to her about things other than Big Buck Hunter. 00:53:06.484 --> 00:53:07.684 I talk to her way more than just Big Buck... 00:53:07.685 --> 00:53:08.715 Hey, guys. 00:53:08.719 --> 00:53:10.219 Oh, uh, hi. 00:53:10.221 --> 00:53:12.289 You look... wow. 00:53:12.290 --> 00:53:13.660 I wasn't sure if you were coming. 00:53:13.661 --> 00:53:15.318 I wasn't sure either. 00:53:15.326 --> 00:53:16.826 Well, you look beautiful. 00:53:18.628 --> 00:53:19.928 I said that. 00:53:21.865 --> 00:53:24.495 Talk to me, Noah. 00:53:24.502 --> 00:53:27.402 You said you liked living with that guy and girl in Stuttgart, right? 00:53:27.405 --> 00:53:28.565 (sighs) 00:53:28.573 --> 00:53:31.573 So did anyone ever have problems? 00:53:31.576 --> 00:53:34.336 Like, did anyone ever get jealous or anything like that? 00:53:34.345 --> 00:53:36.875 It actually ended in an interesting fashion. 00:53:36.881 --> 00:53:38.681 Inga shot Marcus in the knee 00:53:38.683 --> 00:53:41.218 with a Heckler & Koch 9-millimeter. 00:53:41.219 --> 00:53:42.788 It was a fricking bloodbath. 00:53:42.789 --> 00:53:44.387 I thought you said it was fun. 00:53:44.388 --> 00:53:45.748 By the end of the night, 00:53:45.756 --> 00:53:47.316 we were all dancing in the blood, 00:53:47.325 --> 00:53:49.555 so on the whole, I would still have to say 00:53:49.560 --> 00:53:52.260 it was a positive experience. 00:53:52.263 --> 00:53:54.803 Hey, you're handsome, and you know it. 00:53:54.804 --> 00:53:56.699 Clap your hands. 00:54:05.575 --> 00:54:07.805 ♪ I may have two left feet 00:54:07.812 --> 00:54:10.780 ♪ But I can still feel the beat ♪ 00:54:10.781 --> 00:54:13.650 ♪ And I keep dancing all night long ♪ 00:54:13.651 --> 00:54:15.719 I'll take three. 00:54:15.720 --> 00:54:17.587 Thanks. 00:54:17.588 --> 00:54:20.788 ♪ How can I complain when... ♪ 00:54:20.791 --> 00:54:23.026 Yeah, I'll take that. Thank you. 00:54:23.027 --> 00:54:27.257 ♪ So I'll be dancing all night long ♪ 00:54:28.531 --> 00:54:30.000 ♪ Yeah, I'll be... 00:54:30.001 --> 00:54:31.768 Want to dance? 00:54:31.769 --> 00:54:33.469 Sure. 00:54:36.439 --> 00:54:39.876 ♪ I've got a smile for everyone I see ♪ 00:54:39.877 --> 00:54:41.637 ♪ For everyone I see 00:54:41.646 --> 00:54:42.876 Milady. 00:54:42.880 --> 00:54:44.047 (laughs) 00:54:44.048 --> 00:54:45.848 ♪ Is playing just for me 00:54:45.850 --> 00:54:47.680 You guys look cute together... 00:54:47.685 --> 00:54:49.015 Ford and his girl, you and Jess. 00:54:49.020 --> 00:54:50.587 I'm glad you all came. 00:54:50.588 --> 00:54:52.918 You... congratulations! Ed, you did it! 00:54:52.923 --> 00:54:54.557 You got married today! 00:54:54.558 --> 00:54:56.558 You... you're the man, Ed. 00:54:56.560 --> 00:54:58.560 Oh, man, Ed's gonna have sex tonight! 00:54:58.562 --> 00:54:59.829 Shh. 00:54:59.830 --> 00:55:02.030 I don't... He never did it before. 00:55:02.033 --> 00:55:03.600 (laughs) 00:55:03.601 --> 00:55:05.771 - You're so loud. - It's gonna happen. 00:55:05.772 --> 00:55:07.937 I wish I could be there. 00:55:07.938 --> 00:55:09.768 (laughs) No, you don't. 00:55:09.774 --> 00:55:15.612 ♪ Yeah, I'll be dancing all night ♪ 00:55:15.613 --> 00:55:20.517 ♪ Take my hand, darling 00:55:20.518 --> 00:55:21.678 Oh, my God, hi. 00:55:21.686 --> 00:55:23.046 Hey, guys. 00:55:23.054 --> 00:55:24.721 You look happy. 00:55:24.722 --> 00:55:25.852 We're getting married. 00:55:25.856 --> 00:55:27.486 You're... you're... Con... 00:55:27.491 --> 00:55:29.759 You guys, congratulations! 00:55:29.760 --> 00:55:31.760 I love this man so much. 00:55:31.762 --> 00:55:34.562 Wait. 00:55:34.565 --> 00:55:36.825 What about the whole "it's so awesome we're gay 00:55:36.834 --> 00:55:38.403 "'cause we can sleep around 00:55:38.404 --> 00:55:40.640 and still be in a relationship" thing? 00:55:40.641 --> 00:55:42.838 Oh, we're cutting back on that; honestly, 00:55:42.840 --> 00:55:44.840 it was getting to be a bit too much work emotionally. 00:55:44.842 --> 00:55:46.009 And... 00:55:46.010 --> 00:55:48.078 we're still open to inviting 00:55:48.079 --> 00:55:50.409 the occasional fellow into our bed 00:55:50.414 --> 00:55:52.584 every now and then... you know, for a special occasion... 00:55:52.585 --> 00:55:54.383 A birthday, Easter... 00:55:54.385 --> 00:55:55.645 Well, I'm just happy 00:55:55.653 --> 00:55:57.953 everyone's having such a good time. 00:55:59.522 --> 00:56:00.890 Excuse us. 00:56:00.891 --> 00:56:02.121 FORD: Hello? Is this thing on? 00:56:02.126 --> 00:56:03.726 Bye. 00:56:03.728 --> 00:56:05.458 FORD: Hey, can I have your attention, please? 00:56:05.463 --> 00:56:06.703 I'd like to make a toast 00:56:06.704 --> 00:56:09.127 to our newlyweds, Ed and Marta, 00:56:09.133 --> 00:56:11.433 proof that America deserves 00:56:11.435 --> 00:56:13.895 an interracial Romeo and Juliet. 00:56:13.904 --> 00:56:18.842 Ed, you're not just a boss to me. 00:56:18.843 --> 00:56:20.983 You're a... you are, but you're a great boss, 00:56:20.984 --> 00:56:22.778 a great one. 00:56:22.780 --> 00:56:25.480 But more importantly, when I see you stare at Marta, 00:56:25.483 --> 00:56:27.050 I see true love, 00:56:27.051 --> 00:56:32.489 something I haven't felt for a very, very long time until now. 00:56:32.490 --> 00:56:34.790 Callie... 00:56:34.792 --> 00:56:37.861 Let me tell you guys, it feels awesome. 00:56:37.862 --> 00:56:38.962 L'chaim. 00:56:38.963 --> 00:56:40.830 (people cheer) 00:56:40.831 --> 00:56:42.101 Nope. 00:56:44.134 --> 00:56:45.904 - Stop, stop. - I got a little thing to say. 00:56:45.905 --> 00:56:47.070 Hello, everybody. 00:56:47.071 --> 00:56:48.671 (microphone feedback squeals) 00:56:48.672 --> 00:56:50.412 I also have a toast I'd like to give. 00:56:50.413 --> 00:56:53.038 I just want to say I love you, Ed. 00:56:53.043 --> 00:56:54.113 I love you, Marta. 00:56:54.114 --> 00:56:55.711 But most importantly, 00:56:55.713 --> 00:56:57.613 I love these two people right here, 00:56:57.615 --> 00:56:59.575 Ford and Callie. 00:56:59.583 --> 00:57:01.983 Callie, come on. Come on up. Come on. 00:57:01.986 --> 00:57:04.486 Now, not everyone knows this, 00:57:04.488 --> 00:57:08.658 but the three of us are actually dating each other. 00:57:08.659 --> 00:57:12.429 We are all very much in love with each other, 00:57:12.430 --> 00:57:14.730 mutually. 00:57:14.732 --> 00:57:16.062 - And sexually. - (people gasp) 00:57:16.066 --> 00:57:17.966 And we shouldn't have to hide that, you know? 00:57:17.968 --> 00:57:21.668 I love you, Ford. I love you, Callie. 00:57:21.672 --> 00:57:24.040 We can make this work. 00:57:24.041 --> 00:57:25.971 Jesus, Noah! 00:57:25.976 --> 00:57:27.776 (people exclaim) 00:57:30.013 --> 00:57:31.751 All right, put on the swing music. 00:57:31.752 --> 00:57:33.679 Everyone likes swing. It's coming back. 00:57:33.684 --> 00:57:35.919 Dude, what are you doing? 00:57:35.920 --> 00:57:37.150 I'm being you. 00:57:37.154 --> 00:57:39.856 I'm being fun and honest and dumb. 00:57:39.857 --> 00:57:41.057 Yeah, and telling Ed 00:57:41.058 --> 00:57:43.626 the one thing we discussed not to tell him? 00:57:43.627 --> 00:57:45.057 - You're being ridiculous. - Stop yelling. 00:57:45.062 --> 00:57:46.600 I'm not yelling! You're yelling! 00:57:46.601 --> 00:57:47.797 You're both yelling. 00:57:47.798 --> 00:57:49.128 Come on. I'm really disappointed. 00:57:49.133 --> 00:57:51.133 Look, if you want to fire him, I'm sorry, 00:57:51.135 --> 00:57:52.765 but I'm not a sexual weirdo. 00:57:52.770 --> 00:57:54.170 That's him. It was his idea. 00:57:54.171 --> 00:57:55.871 - Look, look, look... - That's bullshit! 00:57:55.873 --> 00:57:56.943 - Listen... - I'm sorry, Ed. 00:57:56.944 --> 00:57:58.508 I wouldn't fire you 00:57:58.509 --> 00:58:00.078 if you would have told me discreetly. 00:58:00.079 --> 00:58:01.937 Plus, this whole scene tonight? What? 00:58:01.946 --> 00:58:03.676 I know you love God and God is mad at us right now... 00:58:03.681 --> 00:58:05.681 Are you firing us? 00:58:05.683 --> 00:58:07.717 Look, I like you guys. 00:58:07.718 --> 00:58:09.618 I want to give you two weeks' severance. 00:58:09.620 --> 00:58:10.920 You're firing us? 00:58:10.921 --> 00:58:12.221 I need to go make apologies, okay? 00:58:12.223 --> 00:58:13.656 (jazz music playing) 00:58:13.657 --> 00:58:15.587 ED: (muttering) A bunch of superfreaks. 00:58:15.593 --> 00:58:18.563 I'm not a sexual weirdo, though. 00:58:25.668 --> 00:58:27.598 ED: I'm sorry about that. 00:58:27.605 --> 00:58:29.195 You doing okay? I'm sorry, Mama. 00:58:29.206 --> 00:58:32.106 So? 00:58:32.109 --> 00:58:33.279 (sighs) 00:58:36.713 --> 00:58:38.948 It was fun, right? 00:58:38.949 --> 00:58:40.249 Hey, what? 00:58:40.251 --> 00:58:41.251 Come on, guys. 00:58:41.252 --> 00:58:43.552 - It's over. - No. 00:58:43.554 --> 00:58:44.894 Look, you don't have to break up with us. 00:58:44.895 --> 00:58:46.256 Just... just choose. 00:58:46.257 --> 00:58:47.517 I'm not gonna choose. 00:58:47.525 --> 00:58:48.755 Right now, you guys are fighting, 00:58:48.759 --> 00:58:50.059 but you'll get over it. 00:58:50.060 --> 00:58:52.230 I think I should just let you guys be together. 00:58:52.231 --> 00:58:53.659 - No. - Oh, come on. 00:58:53.664 --> 00:58:55.133 We had an awesome time together. 00:58:55.134 --> 00:58:57.272 Let's just end it right now, like this. 00:59:00.303 --> 00:59:01.538 Sorry. 00:59:01.539 --> 00:59:02.739 Wait. 00:59:03.907 --> 00:59:05.637 Wait, wait. 00:59:05.643 --> 00:59:06.680 No, come on, Callie. 00:59:06.681 --> 00:59:08.077 Stop. I... it's my fault. 00:59:08.078 --> 00:59:10.148 I can fix it. (sighs) 00:59:14.250 --> 00:59:15.620 Shit. 00:59:17.921 --> 00:59:21.121 Dude, what is wrong with you? Grow up. 00:59:21.125 --> 00:59:22.685 - You're telling me to grow up? - Yeah. 00:59:22.693 --> 00:59:24.233 I don't care if you read books 00:59:24.234 --> 00:59:25.828 or know about art. 00:59:25.829 --> 00:59:27.259 You're more of a child than I am. 00:59:27.264 --> 00:59:29.102 (laughs) You're not even a person. 00:59:29.103 --> 00:59:30.769 You're like a stupid golden retriever 00:59:30.770 --> 00:59:33.198 that everyone gives a pass to because it's a dog 00:59:33.203 --> 00:59:35.171 and it's an idiot. 00:59:35.172 --> 00:59:36.672 This thing sucks, by the way. 00:59:36.674 --> 00:59:38.074 It makes everything taste like metal. 00:59:38.075 --> 00:59:40.035 Wow. 00:59:41.711 --> 00:59:42.946 I liked her... 00:59:42.947 --> 00:59:45.607 in the first time in probably ever. 00:59:45.616 --> 00:59:47.116 And you ruined that. 00:59:47.117 --> 00:59:48.677 You tried to take her from me 00:59:48.686 --> 00:59:51.086 right here, right in front of me. 00:59:51.088 --> 00:59:53.288 And you would have done that. 00:59:53.290 --> 00:59:55.120 Yeah. 00:59:55.125 --> 00:59:56.755 I would have. 00:59:56.760 --> 00:59:57.927 Yeah. 00:59:57.928 --> 00:59:59.858 So in what way are you my friend? 01:00:03.232 --> 01:00:06.169 (Waitress' "Young in Mind" playing) 01:00:06.170 --> 01:00:09.140 (mellow pop music) 01:00:15.078 --> 01:00:19.678 ♪ Everyone is wrong 01:00:21.284 --> 01:00:25.622 ♪ And we just won't be bothered ♪ 01:00:25.623 --> 01:00:30.827 ♪ As they want us to go along 01:00:30.828 --> 01:00:34.128 ♪ But we've 01:00:34.131 --> 01:00:38.167 ♪ Got other plans and hopes inside us ♪ 01:00:38.168 --> 01:00:44.138 ♪ So we'll keep moving on ♪ 01:00:44.141 --> 01:00:49.911 ♪ 'Cause there is no other way ♪ 01:00:49.913 --> 01:00:55.918 ♪ We just don't belong 01:00:55.919 --> 01:00:58.649 ♪ Here where all the words and thoughts ♪ 01:00:58.656 --> 01:01:01.286 ♪ Seem to lack color 01:01:04.027 --> 01:01:09.227 ♪ We're still young in mind 01:01:09.233 --> 01:01:14.443 ♪ We're still young in mind ♪ 01:01:18.274 --> 01:01:20.977 Hey, so thanks for coming to meet me. 01:01:20.978 --> 01:01:22.278 Yeah, of course. 01:01:22.279 --> 01:01:26.249 I feel pretty stupid and embarrassed 01:01:26.250 --> 01:01:27.980 about the whole wedding thing. 01:01:27.985 --> 01:01:29.215 Don't worry about it. 01:01:29.219 --> 01:01:31.119 I want to show you something real quick. 01:01:31.121 --> 01:01:33.321 I, uh... 01:01:33.323 --> 01:01:35.361 did a little artwork in the back... 01:01:35.362 --> 01:01:37.089 You know the background of your aging app. 01:01:37.094 --> 01:01:39.028 No way. Thank you. 01:01:39.029 --> 01:01:40.359 Seriously, it looks awesome. 01:01:40.364 --> 01:01:41.698 - Really? - Yes. 01:01:41.699 --> 01:01:43.466 Cool. 01:01:43.467 --> 01:01:44.997 But here's the thing. 01:01:45.002 --> 01:01:46.402 I'm starting to do more painting, 01:01:46.403 --> 01:01:47.703 and I need a website, 01:01:47.705 --> 01:01:48.895 and I am no good at that, 01:01:48.906 --> 01:01:50.166 and I was wondering if, you know, 01:01:50.174 --> 01:01:51.474 you could help me out a little bit. 01:01:51.475 --> 01:01:52.905 Yeah. (laughs) 01:01:52.910 --> 01:01:54.380 Of course. I would love to help you. 01:01:54.381 --> 01:01:56.408 All right. Thank you. 01:01:56.413 --> 01:01:58.913 And I also have been thinking 01:01:58.916 --> 01:02:01.446 that maybe you should just ask Ed for your job back. 01:02:01.452 --> 01:02:03.720 I mean, he's a total softy. 01:02:03.721 --> 01:02:05.121 He'll probably give it to you. 01:02:05.122 --> 01:02:07.757 And we all just really miss you. 01:02:07.758 --> 01:02:09.258 Maybe. I-(sighs) 01:02:09.259 --> 01:02:10.989 I don't know. 01:02:10.994 --> 01:02:13.164 I think I might just, like, try setting out on my own 01:02:13.165 --> 01:02:15.863 and doing my own thing, 'cause, you know, screw bills, right? 01:02:15.866 --> 01:02:17.196 Like, who needs water and power? 01:02:17.201 --> 01:02:19.231 Yes, electricity is very overrated. 01:02:19.236 --> 01:02:20.996 (chuckles) 01:02:21.004 --> 01:02:22.904 I do miss you too. 01:02:27.777 --> 01:02:30.907 Send me a picture. Come on. 01:02:30.914 --> 01:02:35.484 "I like the new hairdo, Marta. 01:02:37.153 --> 01:02:40.857 Now, what are you wearing?" 01:02:40.858 --> 01:02:42.318 (chuckles) 01:02:42.326 --> 01:02:45.086 "Well, I'm wearing a suit now, 01:02:45.095 --> 01:02:47.195 "but I might not be later. 01:02:47.197 --> 01:02:48.927 "Oh, my goodness, those? 01:02:48.932 --> 01:02:51.832 "Those are my favorite, baby. 01:02:51.835 --> 01:02:53.295 I love those socks. Ooh." 01:02:53.303 --> 01:02:54.837 (knocking) 01:02:54.838 --> 01:02:56.938 Oh. Uh... 01:02:56.940 --> 01:02:58.210 Oh, come in. Come in. 01:02:58.211 --> 01:02:59.368 Hi, Ford. 01:02:59.376 --> 01:03:01.106 Ed. 01:03:01.111 --> 01:03:02.541 (sighs) 01:03:02.546 --> 01:03:04.276 Look... 01:03:04.281 --> 01:03:05.848 I wronged you, 01:03:05.849 --> 01:03:08.379 and I'm sorry. 01:03:08.385 --> 01:03:10.985 I'll do anything to get my job back. 01:03:10.988 --> 01:03:12.348 I'll do weekends. 01:03:12.356 --> 01:03:14.356 And overtime. 01:03:14.358 --> 01:03:16.788 Okay, I'll babysit for you and Marta. 01:03:16.794 --> 01:03:18.928 - We don't have a kid. - Yet. 01:03:18.929 --> 01:03:22.799 But the way you guys look at each other? It's only a matter of time. 01:03:22.800 --> 01:03:24.300 All right, here's the deal. 01:03:24.301 --> 01:03:26.901 Getting fired, 01:03:26.904 --> 01:03:30.039 it made me realize that I care about this job, 01:03:30.040 --> 01:03:33.240 probably more than I was willing to admit. 01:03:33.243 --> 01:03:36.383 And when I put my mind to it, I'm good at what I do. 01:03:36.384 --> 01:03:38.880 I may not be a creative genius, 01:03:38.882 --> 01:03:40.950 but I know how to get people's attention. 01:03:40.951 --> 01:03:42.581 Plus, I'm one of the only two guys in the world 01:03:42.586 --> 01:03:45.016 who has been practicing this pitch for weeks. 01:03:45.022 --> 01:03:46.822 What about Noah? 01:03:46.824 --> 01:03:50.092 He doesn't talk to me anymore. 01:03:50.093 --> 01:03:52.163 Okay, so then if someone clicks here, 01:03:52.164 --> 01:03:54.132 then they can get a link to your paintings. 01:03:54.133 --> 01:03:56.301 Okay, I got it. 01:03:57.900 --> 01:04:00.600 We're not done. 01:04:00.604 --> 01:04:02.174 Do you want to see some of the stuff I've been working on? 01:04:02.175 --> 01:04:03.442 Sure. 01:04:13.049 --> 01:04:15.079 So this is my bad Banksy rip-off 01:04:15.085 --> 01:04:18.085 that I made back when I was young and impressionable. 01:04:18.088 --> 01:04:20.358 So, you know, like two months ago or so. 01:04:20.359 --> 01:04:22.387 I mean, it's awesome. Everything's awesome. 01:04:22.392 --> 01:04:24.362 And I'm not just saying that. 01:04:24.363 --> 01:04:27.196 And I'm not just saying that I'm not just saying that. 01:04:27.197 --> 01:04:29.027 - Everything I'm saying is... - So what are you saying? 01:04:29.032 --> 01:04:30.602 You're a great... painter. 01:04:30.603 --> 01:04:32.271 - You're a great painter. - Thank you. 01:04:32.272 --> 01:04:34.099 No, it's... yeah. 01:04:34.104 --> 01:04:35.944 Thank you. 01:04:40.042 --> 01:04:41.312 - Oh, no. - Oh, yeah. 01:04:41.313 --> 01:04:42.611 - (laughs) - No, no, no, no. 01:04:42.613 --> 01:04:46.883 I must say, I still think Tight is your masterpiece. 01:04:46.884 --> 01:04:48.884 Yeah. 01:04:48.886 --> 01:04:52.346 (soft music) 01:04:52.356 --> 01:04:53.916 Welcome to Buzzed. 01:04:53.924 --> 01:04:55.464 We're thrilled to have you here today. 01:04:55.465 --> 01:04:57.289 We're really excited about this campaign. 01:04:57.294 --> 01:04:58.431 You're gonna flip. 01:04:58.432 --> 01:05:00.228 So sit back, get comfortable, 01:05:00.230 --> 01:05:02.060 and Ford here is gonna take the lead. 01:05:05.334 --> 01:05:07.444 (exhales) Thanks, Ed. 01:05:09.238 --> 01:05:10.638 You guys know the basic idea; 01:05:10.641 --> 01:05:13.041 a sprawling, city-wide scavenger hunt 01:05:13.043 --> 01:05:14.911 called the Converse Course. 01:05:14.912 --> 01:05:16.242 But then we thought, 01:05:16.246 --> 01:05:18.206 "What is the basic essence of this product?" 01:05:18.215 --> 01:05:21.045 Shoes are boring. 01:05:21.051 --> 01:05:24.086 Sneakers are iconic. 01:05:24.087 --> 01:05:25.987 Converse is the new rebel American icon, 01:05:25.989 --> 01:05:27.519 but it's also more than that. 01:05:27.524 --> 01:05:29.394 It bonds together this generation 01:05:29.395 --> 01:05:33.162 with its sports, hip-hop, and punk rock forefathers. 01:05:33.163 --> 01:05:35.263 Youthful idealism and fun. 01:05:35.265 --> 01:05:36.525 (sighs) 01:05:36.533 --> 01:05:40.269 It's a brand grounded in friendship. 01:05:40.270 --> 01:05:43.170 It's a sneaker of your everyday. 01:05:43.173 --> 01:05:46.042 Those multiple meanings... 01:05:46.043 --> 01:05:48.343 are what jump-started me and my partner 01:05:48.345 --> 01:05:50.145 when we came up with this. 01:05:52.014 --> 01:05:53.416 (clears throat) 01:05:53.417 --> 01:05:56.447 You guys are staring at me like... 01:05:56.453 --> 01:05:57.453 okay, um... 01:06:03.459 --> 01:06:06.729 MATTHIAS: We had enchiladas for lunch yesterday, so... 01:06:06.730 --> 01:06:08.200 (no audible dialogue) 01:06:12.368 --> 01:06:15.237 So scavenger hunts. 01:06:15.238 --> 01:06:18.238 As you may not know, 01:06:18.241 --> 01:06:23.446 scavenger hunts were invented by... 01:06:23.447 --> 01:06:24.577 Canada. 01:06:27.283 --> 01:06:28.551 What's going on? 01:06:28.552 --> 01:06:30.486 Ed, I don't know. 01:06:30.487 --> 01:06:32.687 I don't know what got into me. I'm sorry. 01:06:32.689 --> 01:06:35.458 Dude, is everything okay? 'Cause you are blowing it out there, okay? 01:06:35.459 --> 01:06:36.519 This is serious, Ford. 01:06:36.526 --> 01:06:38.086 Look, I'll be fine. 01:06:38.095 --> 01:06:40.595 Just go in there and buy me some time, please. 01:06:40.597 --> 01:06:42.757 (sighs) Fine. Just a couple minutes, okay? 01:06:42.766 --> 01:06:45.196 But in those couple minutes, whatever you need to do, do it. 01:06:45.202 --> 01:06:47.072 All right, man, I'm counting on you. 01:06:52.208 --> 01:06:54.477 So what I was trying to say is, 01:06:54.478 --> 01:06:58.508 Converse is more than just a name. 01:06:58.515 --> 01:07:02.015 What I was gonna say is a lot of stuff about i... icon- 01:07:02.019 --> 01:07:03.019 (whispers) Iconography. 01:07:03.020 --> 01:07:04.120 Iconography. 01:07:04.121 --> 01:07:05.591 But to be honest, I don't know 01:07:05.592 --> 01:07:07.356 what "iconography" means. 01:07:07.357 --> 01:07:09.517 And that's why I'm here to handle all that nonsense. 01:07:09.526 --> 01:07:11.356 Great to meet all of you. 01:07:11.361 --> 01:07:12.791 Noah Anders, ladies and gentlemen. 01:07:12.796 --> 01:07:14.556 Sorry I'm late. 01:07:14.564 --> 01:07:17.233 I was just working on a little last-minute concept art. 01:07:17.234 --> 01:07:19.268 Uh, I think Ford here 01:07:19.269 --> 01:07:22.669 has given you a good introduction to our theme. 01:07:22.672 --> 01:07:25.207 Now, the central premise is this. 01:07:25.208 --> 01:07:26.738 The Converse Course is to be conquered 01:07:26.743 --> 01:07:30.679 not by an individual but by a team of two. 01:07:30.680 --> 01:07:33.519 Each partner will simultaneously take a different 01:07:33.520 --> 01:07:35.317 but parallel path through the city, 01:07:35.318 --> 01:07:36.678 following the clues 01:07:36.686 --> 01:07:38.616 and communicating with each other along the way. 01:07:38.622 --> 01:07:40.422 And only by combining those clues 01:07:40.424 --> 01:07:43.431 and working together can they find the treasure. 01:07:43.432 --> 01:07:45.657 It's a journey that requires steady communication 01:07:45.662 --> 01:07:48.697 and trust and perseverance. 01:07:48.698 --> 01:07:51.467 The only way to find the pair of golden Converse 01:07:51.468 --> 01:07:53.736 is to first be a pair of friends. 01:07:53.737 --> 01:07:56.597 (gentle music) 01:07:58.841 --> 01:08:00.381 Heavens to Betsy, that was incredible. 01:08:00.382 --> 01:08:01.677 Oh, thank you, Ed. 01:08:01.678 --> 01:08:03.178 I can't decide which is more glorious; 01:08:03.180 --> 01:08:04.349 your nuts or your noggin. 01:08:04.350 --> 01:08:06.377 - Oh. - So are you back for good? 01:08:06.383 --> 01:08:09.323 Uh, no, this was just a one-time thing. 01:08:12.321 --> 01:08:14.161 Thank you for calling me. 01:08:24.266 --> 01:08:25.866 Probably want to thank you. 01:08:27.636 --> 01:08:29.236 Uh, no. 01:08:29.239 --> 01:08:30.839 I want to say I'm sorry 01:08:30.841 --> 01:08:33.441 about how I acted at the wedding 01:08:33.443 --> 01:08:36.243 and what I said. 01:08:36.246 --> 01:08:38.206 You're not a golden retriever. 01:08:38.215 --> 01:08:40.445 You're a person. 01:08:40.450 --> 01:08:41.620 Thanks. 01:08:43.352 --> 01:08:47.822 I want to say sorry too, for trying to steal Callie. 01:08:47.824 --> 01:08:50.464 That was probably the shittiest thing I've ever done. 01:08:53.662 --> 01:08:56.801 Look, we got to find a way to get past this, okay? 01:08:56.802 --> 01:09:00.400 So I have an idea, which this is gonna sound a little crazy, 01:09:00.403 --> 01:09:02.373 but just go with me on this one. 01:09:02.374 --> 01:09:06.442 I think we should punch each other in the face as many times as possible. 01:09:06.443 --> 01:09:08.878 We just keep going until someone gives up... 01:09:08.879 --> 01:09:09.879 Are you for real? 01:09:09.880 --> 01:09:11.750 Yeah. 01:09:12.848 --> 01:09:14.216 Okay. 01:09:14.217 --> 01:09:15.547 - Yeah? - Yeah. 01:09:15.552 --> 01:09:16.782 - Right here? - Yeah, definitely. 01:09:16.786 --> 01:09:18.516 - Yeah. - Okay. 01:09:18.522 --> 01:09:19.552 Okay. 01:09:19.556 --> 01:09:20.916 Whew. (laughs) 01:09:20.924 --> 01:09:22.624 - You sure? - Yeah, let's go. 01:09:22.626 --> 01:09:24.526 Like, you know, just like a boom. 01:09:24.528 --> 01:09:25.658 - Yeah. - Okay. 01:09:25.662 --> 01:09:26.929 I... okay. 01:09:26.930 --> 01:09:28.630 Don't want to break those. 01:09:28.632 --> 01:09:30.532 Yeah, okay. 01:09:30.534 --> 01:09:32.234 Um, good. On three? 01:09:32.235 --> 01:09:33.195 On three. 01:09:33.203 --> 01:09:34.470 - So ready? - Yeah. 01:09:34.471 --> 01:09:35.538 - Good? - Mm-hmm. 01:09:35.539 --> 01:09:37.169 Okay, um... 01:09:37.174 --> 01:09:38.374 Yeah, okay. 01:09:38.375 --> 01:09:41.175 One, two, three. 01:09:43.712 --> 01:09:45.450 Okay, look, see, we closed our eyes. 01:09:45.451 --> 01:09:46.678 - False start. - Yeah. 01:09:46.683 --> 01:09:48.183 So we'll do it again. 01:09:48.185 --> 01:09:49.415 - Eyes open. - Eyes open. 01:09:49.419 --> 01:09:50.549 - On three. - In the face. 01:09:50.554 --> 01:09:53.454 Yup. And one, two... 01:09:53.456 --> 01:09:54.586 - Ooh! - Shit! 01:09:54.591 --> 01:09:55.761 - Ah! - You hit me! 01:09:55.762 --> 01:09:57.389 Ah, that hurts. 01:09:57.394 --> 01:09:59.264 I don't know how boxers do this! 01:10:04.800 --> 01:10:07.800 (sighs) You should have her. 01:10:09.471 --> 01:10:10.771 What? 01:10:10.774 --> 01:10:13.444 Yeah, I don't think I ever really loved her. 01:10:13.445 --> 01:10:16.879 I think I just... I loved the idea of her. 01:10:16.880 --> 01:10:19.648 If she's your one, you should go for it. 01:10:19.649 --> 01:10:20.849 (laughs) 01:10:20.850 --> 01:10:22.980 I don't think she was my one. 01:10:22.986 --> 01:10:24.246 Really? 01:10:24.254 --> 01:10:25.721 Yeah. 01:10:25.722 --> 01:10:29.391 I mean, I want to be somebody's priority. 01:10:29.392 --> 01:10:31.260 You know? 01:10:31.261 --> 01:10:34.597 I want someone who's gonna listen and care, 01:10:34.598 --> 01:10:40.436 someone who's gonna be 100% completely into me. 01:10:40.437 --> 01:10:42.337 And only me. 01:10:42.339 --> 01:10:43.499 No offense. 01:10:43.506 --> 01:10:44.836 No, none taken. 01:10:46.909 --> 01:10:49.239 She's probably with Emery now. 01:10:49.246 --> 01:10:50.576 - Yeah, you think? - Yeah. 01:10:50.580 --> 01:10:53.280 - That guy looked good. - Yeah, he did. 01:10:53.283 --> 01:10:55.523 But we're done with the punching, right? 01:10:55.524 --> 01:10:57.618 - Yeah. - Cool. 01:11:01.557 --> 01:11:04.326 (Christian Carcamo's "Closer To You" playing) 01:11:04.327 --> 01:11:06.757 (light instrumental music) 01:11:10.933 --> 01:11:12.733 "Dear Jess, 01:11:12.736 --> 01:11:14.766 "I've made an incredible number of mistakes 01:11:14.771 --> 01:11:15.940 "over the past few months. 01:11:15.941 --> 01:11:17.469 "But since they've all led up 01:11:17.474 --> 01:11:19.274 "to me getting to know you better, 01:11:19.276 --> 01:11:21.506 "I wouldn't take back a single one of them. 01:11:21.511 --> 01:11:22.611 "I don't know what you're doing today, 01:11:22.612 --> 01:11:23.946 "but if you're not busy, 01:11:23.947 --> 01:11:25.407 "there are some things around the city 01:11:25.415 --> 01:11:27.015 that might be cool to check out." 01:11:30.319 --> 01:11:33.989 ♪ It's how we fall 01:11:35.724 --> 01:11:37.493 ♪ What if we lose? 01:11:37.494 --> 01:11:38.994 ♪ Will we get to choose? 01:11:38.995 --> 01:11:40.755 "This is where you showed me 01:11:40.764 --> 01:11:42.964 "that you knew me better than I knew myself 01:11:42.966 --> 01:11:44.566 "and you gave me some good advice 01:11:44.567 --> 01:11:47.967 that I should have taken a lot earlier." 01:11:47.971 --> 01:11:51.471 ♪ What if we run? 01:11:51.474 --> 01:11:53.409 ♪ I want to feel closer 01:11:53.410 --> 01:11:56.480 "This is where you showed me that you were a loyal friend 01:11:56.481 --> 01:11:59.648 even when I didn't have the courage to be me." 01:11:59.649 --> 01:12:03.449 ♪ I want to feel closer 01:12:03.453 --> 01:12:07.389 ♪ Closer to you 01:12:07.390 --> 01:12:09.390 ♪ Oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh 01:12:09.392 --> 01:12:11.392 ♪ Oh, whoa-oh-oh 01:12:11.394 --> 01:12:13.896 ♪ Oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh 01:12:13.897 --> 01:12:15.397 ♪ Oh, whoa-oh-oh 01:12:15.398 --> 01:12:17.466 ♪ Oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh 01:12:17.467 --> 01:12:19.597 ♪ Oh, whoa-oh-oh 01:12:19.602 --> 01:12:21.902 ♪ Oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh 01:12:21.905 --> 01:12:25.435 "This is where we danced for the first time." 01:12:34.616 --> 01:12:38.846 ♪ Wish that I had stayed 01:12:40.422 --> 01:12:42.358 ♪ What if we lose? 01:12:42.359 --> 01:12:44.889 - Hi. - Hi. 01:12:44.894 --> 01:12:46.994 It was strawberry, right? 01:12:46.996 --> 01:12:48.696 For the dream date? 01:12:50.866 --> 01:12:52.026 Took you long enough. 01:12:52.035 --> 01:12:56.365 ♪ I want to feel closer 01:12:56.373 --> 01:13:00.142 ♪ I want to be closer 01:13:00.143 --> 01:13:03.946 ♪ I want to feel closer 01:13:03.947 --> 01:13:07.647 ♪ Closer to you 01:13:09.385 --> 01:13:10.715 Whew. 01:13:12.921 --> 01:13:15.557 Congratulations. 01:13:15.558 --> 01:13:16.658 Thanks. 01:13:16.659 --> 01:13:18.859 I think a part of me misses 01:13:18.862 --> 01:13:20.932 designing with you guys for the masses, 01:13:20.933 --> 01:13:22.960 but it's a very small part. 01:13:22.966 --> 01:13:24.426 - Very small. - Yeah. 01:13:24.434 --> 01:13:25.534 - This is cooler. - Yeah. 01:13:25.535 --> 01:13:27.695 - Matthias. - I know this guy. 01:13:27.704 --> 01:13:30.074 Matthias, thank you so much for this whole party. 01:13:30.075 --> 01:13:31.142 This is so cool. 01:13:31.143 --> 01:13:32.408 It was an honor. 01:13:32.409 --> 01:13:35.109 Your art is so stimulating. 01:13:35.111 --> 01:13:37.880 (imitates horse neighing) Down, boy. 01:13:37.881 --> 01:13:39.811 Seeing you and Jess together tonight 01:13:39.816 --> 01:13:44.986 gives me... how do you say... Extreme waves of pleasure. 01:13:44.988 --> 01:13:47.418 Maybe don't say it like that. 01:13:49.091 --> 01:13:50.761 Oh, have you met Alexandra, 01:13:50.762 --> 01:13:52.760 the Nubian princess running the coat check? 01:13:52.762 --> 01:13:54.530 - No. - I have. 01:13:54.531 --> 01:13:56.500 And she has shared with me a little secret. 01:13:56.501 --> 01:13:58.629 She has been lucid-dreaming since the age of 17. 01:13:58.635 --> 01:13:59.725 (clicks tongue) 01:13:59.736 --> 01:14:01.796 Tonight we are going to paint the walls 01:14:01.805 --> 01:14:03.595 with all sorts of fluids. 01:14:03.606 --> 01:14:05.706 Maybe I will have the art show. 01:14:05.708 --> 01:14:07.638 (laughs) 01:14:12.815 --> 01:14:15.115 - Hey, guys. - Hey. 01:14:15.118 --> 01:14:16.848 I'd like you to meet Sophie, my girlfriend... 01:14:16.853 --> 01:14:18.591 - Hi. - Whose mother, by the way, 01:14:18.592 --> 01:14:19.848 is Annie Leibovitz's 01:14:19.856 --> 01:14:21.156 camera assistant. 01:14:21.157 --> 01:14:22.787 Yeah, Annie Leibovitz. 01:14:22.792 --> 01:14:25.761 That's definitely a person Ford knows. 01:14:25.762 --> 01:14:26.892 Well, you know, I used to be a fan 01:14:26.896 --> 01:14:28.796 of her early portrait era, 01:14:28.798 --> 01:14:30.098 but now it's her post-bankruptcy era 01:14:30.099 --> 01:14:32.829 that absolutely has me mind-blown. 01:14:32.836 --> 01:14:34.536 Wha-a-at? 01:14:34.537 --> 01:14:35.937 Look at you. 01:14:35.939 --> 01:14:37.769 Yeah, maybe sometime we can all get together 01:14:37.774 --> 01:14:39.714 and go to dinner with my mom and her. 01:14:39.715 --> 01:14:41.539 Yeah, that'd be great. 01:14:41.544 --> 01:14:42.984 See? Isn't she just perfect? 01:14:42.985 --> 01:14:44.609 Yeah. 01:14:44.614 --> 01:14:46.048 Look at you, man. 01:14:46.049 --> 01:14:47.749 Everybody here admiring your work. 01:14:47.750 --> 01:14:48.980 I'm proud of you. 01:14:48.985 --> 01:14:50.485 Thanks, man. 01:14:50.487 --> 01:14:53.647 Hey, I hope it's okay that I came. 01:14:53.656 --> 01:14:56.616 Yeah, I... I think it's great. 01:14:56.626 --> 01:14:59.956 I've been wanting to talk to you guys about something. 01:14:59.963 --> 01:15:02.831 - You want us back. - Both of us? 01:15:02.832 --> 01:15:04.532 - We have girlfriends now. - Sorry, little late. 01:15:04.534 --> 01:15:06.602 - It was fun. - It was fine. 01:15:06.603 --> 01:15:08.903 Uh, no, what I wanted to tell you was 01:15:08.905 --> 01:15:10.565 I loved us. 01:15:10.573 --> 01:15:12.513 I really did care about you guys. 01:15:12.514 --> 01:15:15.539 And I loved both of you. 01:15:15.545 --> 01:15:16.975 But I love you more as friends, 01:15:16.980 --> 01:15:19.880 and that wasn't gonna happen if I was in the picture. 01:15:19.883 --> 01:15:21.216 - Yeah. - Yeah. 01:15:21.217 --> 01:15:24.047 I mean, we did make a good couple, 01:15:24.053 --> 01:15:25.287 us three, right? 01:15:25.288 --> 01:15:27.588 Yeah, no, we were... A throuple, really. 01:15:27.590 --> 01:15:28.990 - An adorable throuple. - Yeah. 01:15:28.992 --> 01:15:30.292 Hey, you know, here. Take our photo. 01:15:30.293 --> 01:15:32.033 It'll make the whole story easier to explain 01:15:32.034 --> 01:15:33.128 when you're telling people. 01:15:33.129 --> 01:15:35.059 Yeah, all right. 01:15:35.064 --> 01:15:36.564 Here's the deal. 01:15:36.566 --> 01:15:38.096 In the dating game, 01:15:38.101 --> 01:15:39.931 there are so many things that can go wrong. 01:15:39.936 --> 01:15:41.836 We might not be done making mistakes, 01:15:41.838 --> 01:15:45.138 but it finally feels like we're getting it right. 01:15:45.141 --> 01:15:47.941 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 01:15:47.944 --> 01:15:49.878 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh 01:15:49.879 --> 01:15:51.109 ♪ Oh, oh... 01:15:51.114 --> 01:15:52.714 Should we go back in coat check 01:15:52.715 --> 01:15:53.915 and make out for a minute? 01:15:53.917 --> 01:15:55.047 Yeah, probably. 01:15:55.051 --> 01:15:57.251 ♪ Oh, oh, oh 01:15:57.253 --> 01:15:58.887 ♪ Oh, oh, oh 01:15:58.888 --> 01:16:00.818 Well... 01:16:00.823 --> 01:16:04.293 my period of celibacy is over. 01:16:04.294 --> 01:16:05.894 (laughter) 01:16:05.895 --> 01:16:08.825 Human intercourse is truly a magnificent act. 01:16:10.632 --> 01:16:12.067 Yeah. 01:16:12.068 --> 01:16:13.628 It's all yours. 01:16:13.636 --> 01:16:15.636 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 01:16:15.638 --> 01:16:18.268 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh 01:16:18.274 --> 01:16:21.109 I don't know why I just shook his hand. 01:16:21.110 --> 01:16:23.140 Maybe we should just go back to my place. 01:16:23.146 --> 01:16:24.876 Yeah. 01:16:24.881 --> 01:16:26.981 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh 01:16:26.983 --> 01:16:29.151 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 01:16:29.152 --> 01:16:31.952 ♪ Oh, oh, oh 01:16:31.955 --> 01:16:36.915 ♪ I feel just like I've been reborn ♪ 01:16:36.926 --> 01:16:39.326 ♪ Can you feel it too? 01:16:41.196 --> 01:16:45.626 ♪ I know that we have survived the storm ♪ 01:16:45.635 --> 01:16:49.595 ♪ So what can't we do? 01:16:49.606 --> 01:16:54.936 ♪ Oh, I believe in a different perfection now ♪ 01:16:54.944 --> 01:16:58.714 ♪ No white picket fence 01:16:58.715 --> 01:17:05.615 ♪ Simply saying that I'm never coming down ♪ 01:17:05.622 --> 01:17:07.856 ♪ We never touch the ground 01:17:07.857 --> 01:17:10.626 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 01:17:10.627 --> 01:17:12.787 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh 01:17:12.795 --> 01:17:14.925 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 01:17:14.931 --> 01:17:17.131 ♪ Oh, oh, oh 01:17:17.133 --> 01:17:19.133 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh 01:17:21.370 --> 01:17:24.710 ♪ We never touch the ground 01:17:29.878 --> 01:17:31.808 Captioned by Captions, Inc.