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- The extraction
point is room 201.

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- Destination?

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- Downtown.

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- Target description.

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- Room 201.

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- That's it?

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- You need an invitation?

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- Hello there, come on down

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to Lenny's auto sales and we'll
sell you the car or truck...

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- are you serious?
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- What?

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- How are we gonna
hear him next door

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if you have the TV on?

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You never think
about things, do you?

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- I think about things.

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- Yeah?

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- Yeah.

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- Like what?

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- Like...

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- Hmm?

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- How do you know it's a him?

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- What?

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- Uh-huh.

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Yeah, how do you
know it's a him?

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He said target was 201,

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how do you know it's
a him, not a her?

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- Hey, it's...

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Yeah, of course, yeah,
we're in room 202.

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Yeah, of course the TV is off.

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Yeah, everybody knows that.

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Listen, so, is the target,
is it a man or a woman?

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Ah. Well, I mean, yeah, uh-huh.

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No, I know, I just didn't
want to assume that...

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Yeah, you never specified, so...

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Uh-huh. Yeah. That's great.

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- What'd he say?

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- He hung up.

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- Is it him?

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- Yep. He's walking next door.

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- What'd he look like?

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- What do you mean
what does he look like,

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he looks like a man.

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- Caucasian? African-American?

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Hispanic, Asian, what?

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- Does it matter?

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- It matters, I'm curious
who I'm working with.

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- Who you're working...?

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He looks like a white guy. Ok?

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- Caucasian.

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- Yeah, and he looks
like a Jew too,

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if you wanna get specific.

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- Whoa. It's Jewish.

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Jewish, ok, there's
a difference.

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- Oh, gotcha.

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So when I put a bullet in
this Shylock's forehead,

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I'll be sure to say Mazel Tov.

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- No, what? No, Mazel
Tov is for weddings.

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No, listen, I'm just saying,

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you could be a little
bit more considerate.

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- L'Chaim.

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- What about him looks Jewish?

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- I don't know, he
looks like a Jew to me,

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what can I say?

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- Jewish. Jewish.

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- Hey, would you keep it down?

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I'm trying to have
a conversation.

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Ok?

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Jew, Jewish, what
is the difference?

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It's the same word with a
three-letter difference,

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what is the big, it's not
like I'm calling him a black.

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- Whoa! No, come on, man.

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- You know what? No, no, no.

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Don't do this to me,
don't do this to me, ok?

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I voted for Obama, ok?

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I'm good with the blacks.

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What is so goddamn important?

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- You can't say the blacks.

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- Thank you.

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- Fine. The
African-Americans. Ok?

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- No, that's not, you
don't say it like that.

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- Like what?
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- You can say black people.

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In fact, what you should say
is African-American people.

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- Amen.

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- But you can't say
the black people

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or the African-American people.

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You know, that
assumes an exclusivity

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that's sometimes a negative.

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- High-five.

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- It's the same
with Jew and Jewish.

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Jew is a racial distinction,
whereas Jewish is a religion.

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- So I can distinguish
religion, just not race,

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this is what you're saying?

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- Right.

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- What he said.

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- Ok. Ok. That's great.

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So you're ok with it,
you agree with him.

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- Yeah, I think we're
on the same page.

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- Yeah.

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- So if I said that then
man that we have to kill

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is a Jewish man, not a Jew,
then you'd be ok with that?

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You'd be, you're good.

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- I'd be ok with that.

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- Yeah, I'm not Jewish.

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- Except he's not Jewish.

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See?

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- Well, don't worry
about it, buddy,

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because we're gonna shoot
your Jew ass anyway.

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We're equal
opportunity like that.

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- It's Jewish!

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Are you? Again
with the? I can't.

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- Ok, let me get this straight.

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You're Hispanic.

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- Yeah.

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- Can I call you a spic?

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- No. No, that's not at
all what I was saying.

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You completely missed the point
of what I was telling you.

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- I don't follow
your logic at all.

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- This guy won't stop
making fucking noise.

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- Hey. Come on. He's scared.

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Have you been in a
trunk, it's dark.

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- We're gonna end his
life in about two minutes

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and you're worried
about if he's scared?

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What, do you want some
pillows, you wanna put some

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pillows back there next time,
give him a little back rub?
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- You know what? Be nice.

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- I'm not having this
conversation with you right now,

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can we just do this?

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Get out.

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- You guys are what, what?
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We're gonna do this?

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- We aren't doing anything,
we're gonna kill you.

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Get out. Let's go.

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- You need a hand.

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Wait.

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What did you mean by that?

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- By what?

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- Are we gonna kill
him or aren't we?

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You used the same pronoun twice.

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- I meant that we, as
in the three of us,

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aren't going to do
anything, but we,

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as in you and I, are
going to kill him.

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I thought that was clear.

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- Ok, fine.

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With the finger pointing,
that made sense.

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I'm just saying,
using the same pronoun

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in the same sentence
twice is a bit confusing.

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Especially for my
friend over here.

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- He's not your friend!

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- Are we doing this?

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We're doing this? Really?

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- Exactly. Thank you.
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- Well, you know
what, to be fair,

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your friend was right,
I was a bit confused.

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- See?

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- You were confused?

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- Yeah.

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- What's confusing
about the situation?

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You were in the trunk
of a car, we have guns,

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now we're on these
railroad tracks,

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what do you think is gonna
happen here, a picnic?

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- I'm not talking
about inferences.

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- Inferences?

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- Yeah, I mean, I can infer
from those circumstances

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what will happen,
but I can't determine

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from your double pronoun
usage what is going to happen.

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- Jesus Christ, just
get down on the ground,

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get down on the
ground right now.

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- He's right. Ok?
You gotta be clear.

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- Jesus Christ, next thing
you're gonna start talking

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about the black
and the Jews again.
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- God!

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- Black and Jews!
Blacks and Jews!

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- You can't say that.

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- Listen, don't you tell me how
to say what I wanna say, ok?

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If I wanna say blacks
and Jews, I will say

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the blacks and the
Jews. Shit.

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Whoo.

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- Well, that's done.

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- Fuck it.

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I'm texting the boss.

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Shit.

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- What? What did the boss say?

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- We got the wrong guy.

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- What?

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- He says he's oriental.

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Oh, for fuck's sake.

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- 30 seconds
to air, 30 seconds to air.

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- Is that marijuana?

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- Can I get another lighter?

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Thank you very much.

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Is what?

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Relax. It's legal
almost everywhere.

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- You can't do the news high.

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- Why? You don't ever
do the news drunk?

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- Ok.

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- You don't do the
new drunk either?

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- No.
199
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- You are a square.

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Next thing you're gonna say,
you also never drive drunk.

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- No.

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- This girl is rich.

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I knew it, I knew when I met you

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that you were not gonna
be easy to get along with.

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We got an eternity,
we have seven seconds.

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I could hit twice more, watch.

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Do your warm-ups,
whatever you do.

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- In five, four, three,

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two, one.

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- Good evening.

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I'm rob Richards.

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- And I'm Sarah Saunders.

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Tonight's breaking news, a
prostitute named Britney Cummings

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alleges that mayor
Carmichael paid her for sex.

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- This comes at an especially
troubling time for the mayor,

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considering, of course,
he's running for re-election

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in the fall.

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- Tonight we bring you
face to face with Britney

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in an exclusive one
to one interview.

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- In our face to face
segment. One on one.

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We're gonna cut the interview
up so you don't need to worry.

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- Oh, ok.

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It's not all gonna be on there.

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We could even make
out right now,

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we wouldn't use it, I
would just send you...

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- we wouldn't need to, but
I get where you're going.

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We wouldn't have to.

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- Everything's optional in
life, you know? Free country.

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Ever since Harriet
Tubman did good works

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for our black
brothers and sisters.
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- Freedom of speech.

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- Absolutely. Man, I
wanna fuck you so bad.

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- Ok.

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- Cocaine? Oh, we're recording?

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Absolutely.

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Britney, I'd like to thank you
for being here on the show.

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- Thank you for having me.

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- Britney, sex with
mayor Carmichael,

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tell me about it.

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- Before we get into that,

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I just wanna let
all my fans know

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that they can follow me on
Twitter, @britneyspolitics,

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where we will be
discussing my thoughts

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on politics and such.

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- Why come forward now, Britney?

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- Because I'm in a
privileged position.

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You know, I have all the
necessary information.

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I'll be telling all of
those details on my blog.

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- I mean, you've been busy.

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- I have been very busy, yeah,

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I am in the talks
for a reality show,

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and I have a tell all mem-wire

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that is coming to the book
stores at the end of the month.

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- When did you start
having sex with him?

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- Well, I'll be tweeting all
those details to all my fans.

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- Bet all your fans would love
to hear those details now.

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- Ok, follow me on
Twitter, Robert.

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I'll tell you one thing,
I know his favorite food.

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- I'm sorry?

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- It's pickles.

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His favorite food.

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- His favorite food is pickles.
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- Yup.

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- Well, that's a hot,
breaking news item
265
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we've got right there.

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Britney, have you seen
the mayor more than once?

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- I see him all the time.

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- You see him all the time?

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- He's on TV.

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- Ok, that's clearly not what
I meant with that question.

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Well, I'd like to thank you
for being here, Britney.

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You've been a great guest.

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- Thank you. Hashtag
Britney's politics.

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- Yeah, you should
hashtag with that

00:14:00.540 --> 00:14:02.907
because she's really great.

00:14:02.909 --> 00:14:04.075
She's really great.

00:14:09.882 --> 00:14:10.615
- Let's do that again.

00:14:10.617 --> 00:14:13.017
- Ok.

00:14:13.019 --> 00:14:13.852
- Are you ready?

00:14:13.854 --> 00:14:15.086
- Yes.

00:14:15.088 --> 00:14:16.321
- Positive energy.

00:14:16.323 --> 00:14:17.255
- Yeah, but don't
seem too eager.

00:14:17.257 --> 00:14:18.623
- But not too complacent.

00:14:18.625 --> 00:14:21.492
- Right.

00:14:21.494 --> 00:14:23.361
- Hi, I'm Anna Smith.

00:14:23.363 --> 00:14:25.029
- And I'm Dave Smith.

00:14:25.031 --> 00:14:27.365
- And we are so excited
about this opportunity

00:14:27.367 --> 00:14:28.633
to adopt a child.

00:14:28.635 --> 00:14:31.169
- It has been a dream
of ours to have a family

00:14:31.171 --> 00:14:35.139
and have children.

00:14:35.141 --> 00:14:36.875
Weren't you supposed
to say something next?

00:14:36.877 --> 00:14:38.276
- No, you were supposed to
say why we want children.

00:14:38.278 --> 00:14:39.878
- I thought that you
were going to explain
294
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:39,878
why we would make good parents.

00:14:39.880 --> 00:14:43.014
- All right, you know what,
fuck it, let's just start over,

00:14:43.016 --> 00:14:43.948
check the script, ok?

00:14:43.950 --> 00:14:44.950
- Good idea.

00:14:54.560 --> 00:14:55.994
When is she coming?

00:14:55.996 --> 00:15:00.498
- I think 1:30. Let me
see what you're wearing.

00:15:00.500 --> 00:15:02.901
Nice. Gun-toting republican.

00:15:07.006 --> 00:15:10.141
Ah. Silicon valley, eats
quinoa, drives a hybrid,

00:15:10.143 --> 00:15:12.644
masculinity of a koala bear.

00:15:17.216 --> 00:15:20.618
Rock star dad. Liberal.

00:15:20.620 --> 00:15:23.988
Definitely well-hung.

00:15:23.990 --> 00:15:26.491
- Oh. Very slutty.

00:15:26.493 --> 00:15:29.193
Willing to suck the
aluminum off a doorknob.

00:15:29.195 --> 00:15:33.531
Great if she's a lesbian.

00:15:33.533 --> 00:15:35.566
Hippy. Unshaved armpits.

00:15:35.568 --> 00:15:38.469
You definitely meditate
and practice yoga.

00:15:43.509 --> 00:15:45.710
Practical. Uptight.

00:15:45.712 --> 00:15:49.347
Has secret rape fantasies
while shopping for clogs.

00:15:49.349 --> 00:15:53.284
- Good. I think we have
all of our bases covered.

00:15:59.591 --> 00:16:02.026
- Hipster.

00:16:02.028 --> 00:16:03.361
- Damn.

00:16:03.363 --> 00:16:05.096
- Really, what is that?

00:16:05.098 --> 00:16:07.265
If she puts on a pair of
ironically-colored sunglasses,

00:16:07.267 --> 00:16:09.200
I'm gonna break
her fucking legs.

00:16:09.202 --> 00:16:12.103
- Fuck it. We'll play it safe.

00:16:18.444 --> 00:16:20.211
- Welcome.

00:16:20.213 --> 00:16:21.579
- Come on in.

00:16:21.581 --> 00:16:23.114
- Thank you.

00:16:39.598 --> 00:16:41.232
- Can we get you
anything to drink?

00:16:41.234 --> 00:16:43.034
Some white wine, perhaps?

00:16:43.036 --> 00:16:46.070
- I don't usually drink
this early in the day.

00:16:46.072 --> 00:16:50.141
- Oh, neither do we.
Dave's a comedian.

00:16:50.143 --> 00:16:51.743
- Always telling jokes.

00:16:56.015 --> 00:16:57.782
Honey, can you help
me in the kitchen?

00:16:57.784 --> 00:16:59.684
- Sure.

00:16:59.686 --> 00:17:02.153
We made some tasty treats.

00:17:09.070 --> 00:17:10.029
- What the fuck?

00:17:10.030 --> 00:17:13.798
- Well, she's not Asian, so
definitely not the pot stickers.

00:17:13.800 --> 00:17:16.134
Would you like something to eat?

00:17:16.136 --> 00:17:18.069
- Where are you from?

00:17:18.071 --> 00:17:20.705
- Brooklyn.

00:17:20.707 --> 00:17:21.773
- Bagels?

00:17:21.775 --> 00:17:22.807
- Wait for it.

00:17:22.809 --> 00:17:25.109
But where are you from from?

00:17:25.111 --> 00:17:28.346
My parents are German and
English, Anna's are French.

00:17:28.348 --> 00:17:29.547
- Um...

00:17:31.583 --> 00:17:33.251
My father's from Israel

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and my mother is from Atlanta.

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Question.

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- Jewish?

00:17:39.793 --> 00:17:41.793
- Black?

00:17:41.795 --> 00:17:44.495
- Blewish?

00:17:44.497 --> 00:17:46.230
Here we go.

00:17:46.232 --> 00:17:50.168
Some options I'm
sure you'll like.

00:17:50.170 --> 00:17:52.170
- Oh, bagels and
lox are my favorite,

00:17:52.172 --> 00:17:53.805
can I make you a plate?

00:17:53.807 --> 00:17:57.308
- I'm fine. Now
to some questions.

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- We insist.

00:18:02.214 --> 00:18:03.848
- I'm a vegan.

00:18:03.850 --> 00:18:05.850
- That's ok.

00:18:05.852 --> 00:18:07.151
- I know.

00:18:07.153 --> 00:18:08.119
First question...

00:18:08.121 --> 00:18:10.788
- yes. That's why we're here.

00:18:10.790 --> 00:18:14.692
- Yes. Why do you
want to adopt a child?

00:18:14.694 --> 00:18:17.528
- Oh, well, we have talked
about having children

00:18:17.530 --> 00:18:20.631
and starting a family
for a very long time.

00:18:20.633 --> 00:18:23.534
Heaven knows we've
tried, but the good lord

00:18:23.536 --> 00:18:26.404
just hasn't blessed
us with a child yet.

00:18:26.406 --> 00:18:27.805
- So you are religious?

00:18:27.807 --> 00:18:31.109
- Yes.
- - No.

00:18:31.111 --> 00:18:34.278
- We're spiritual.

00:18:34.280 --> 00:18:36.881
- Don't say spiritual, you
sound like a fucking loser,

00:18:36.883 --> 00:18:39.817
it's a gay word.

00:18:39.819 --> 00:18:42.887
- Do you plan on raising
your child in the church?

00:18:42.889 --> 00:18:45.756
- We are open to
any and all faiths.

00:18:45.758 --> 00:18:47.625
- Even a Muslim.

00:18:51.263 --> 00:18:52.763
- What would you say
the most important part

00:18:52.765 --> 00:18:54.465
of being a parent is?

00:18:54.467 --> 00:18:56.267
- Unconditional love.

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Even for a special needs child.

00:18:58.271 --> 00:18:59.537
- Oh, god.

00:18:59.539 --> 00:19:00.872
- Not that we want a
special needs child.

00:19:00.874 --> 00:19:04.308
Not that every child
doesn't deserve a home,

00:19:04.310 --> 00:19:06.577
we just aren't specifically
applying to get

00:19:06.579 --> 00:19:08.479
a special needs child.

00:19:13.852 --> 00:19:15.753
- What she's trying to say

00:19:15.755 --> 00:19:20.258
is that education is
really important to us.

00:19:20.260 --> 00:19:23.327
We're both educated, we both
went to Ivy league schools.

00:19:23.329 --> 00:19:24.662
- Well, you went to Amherst.

00:19:24.664 --> 00:19:25.763
- It's a little Ivy.

00:19:25.765 --> 00:19:27.932
- It's not one of
the real ivies.

00:19:27.934 --> 00:19:30.801
- Anyway, we've already
been checking out

00:19:30.803 --> 00:19:32.703
the top preschools in the area.

00:19:32.705 --> 00:19:33.804
- Private school then.

00:19:33.806 --> 00:19:36.607
- Of course.

00:19:39.178 --> 00:19:41.345
- Or not.

00:19:41.347 --> 00:19:42.713
Public schools in this area

00:19:42.715 --> 00:19:44.749
have really attractive
qualities as well,

00:19:44.751 --> 00:19:47.185
they're almost like
private schools.

00:19:47.187 --> 00:19:48.920
With the right people.

00:19:48.922 --> 00:19:53.791
- We want our child to have
the best education possible.

00:19:53.793 --> 00:19:55.760
It is so hard to
make it in this world

00:19:55.762 --> 00:19:59.764
with a subpar education.

00:19:59.766 --> 00:20:01.899
- I went to public school.

00:20:01.901 --> 00:20:05.403
And I am a social worker.

00:20:05.405 --> 00:20:06.938
- Right.

00:20:06.940 --> 00:20:09.807
And that worked
out fine for you.

00:20:09.809 --> 00:20:11.475
- Just fine.

00:20:17.816 --> 00:20:20.551
- We want our child
to have diversity.

00:20:20.553 --> 00:20:22.420
We would love our
child to go to school

00:20:22.422 --> 00:20:25.356
with people like you,
people like your children.

00:20:25.358 --> 00:20:27.225
- I don't have any children.

00:20:27.227 --> 00:20:29.660
- Oh, well, you'll meet
the right man one day.

00:20:29.662 --> 00:20:32.863
- My wife and I have
decided not to have kids.

00:20:35.400 --> 00:20:37.001
Great.

00:20:37.003 --> 00:20:40.605
Would you mind if I
used your restroom?

00:20:40.607 --> 00:20:44.742
- Sure. Down the hall,
second door to the left.

00:21:04.830 --> 00:21:07.732
- The smiths are
articulate, educated,

00:21:07.734 --> 00:21:11.502
financially stable,
intelligent individuals.

00:21:11.504 --> 00:21:15.673
However, the atmosphere is
unquestionably judgmental.

00:21:15.675 --> 00:21:17.975
I feel as though they are
plotting their answers

00:21:17.977 --> 00:21:20.711
and are rehearsed, cold,

00:21:20.713 --> 00:21:24.849
calculating, not
nurturing, possibly racist,

00:21:24.851 --> 00:21:27.285
definitely elitist.

00:21:30.856 --> 00:21:32.957
May I have my notes, please.

00:21:36.328 --> 00:21:37.995
I think it's time
for me to leave.

00:21:37.997 --> 00:21:40.865
- We don't think that you
have a good impression of us.

00:21:40.867 --> 00:21:43.934
- We need more time together
to explain our positions.

00:21:43.936 --> 00:21:47.672
- Quite clear. Thank you.

00:21:47.674 --> 00:21:48.673
- Wait a second.

00:21:48.675 --> 00:21:49.907
- Excuse me.

00:21:49.909 --> 00:21:51.909
- We are not trying
to trap you, ok,

00:21:51.911 --> 00:21:53.644
we are just trying
to explain ourselves.
427
00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:53,644
We are good people.

00:21:53.646 --> 00:21:57.581
- I'm sorry, this is getting
very, very uncomfortable.

00:21:57.583 --> 00:21:59.383
- We just wanna mold a
child in our own vision.

00:21:59.385 --> 00:22:00.584
- Please step away.

00:22:00.586 --> 00:22:01.819
- I know we come off as eager.
432
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:01,819
- Motivated, really.

00:22:01.821 --> 00:22:04.855
- Would you please
just let me leave?

00:22:30.482 --> 00:22:31.649
Oh, my god!

00:22:31.651 --> 00:22:33.818
- Hey, you. Let's start over.

00:22:33.820 --> 00:22:36.387
- Fresh start.

00:22:36.389 --> 00:22:38.756
- Oh, my god.

00:22:38.758 --> 00:22:40.958
You're both horrible people.

00:22:40.960 --> 00:22:44.128
- We are not horrible people.

00:22:44.130 --> 00:22:46.764
- Definitely not
horrible people.

00:22:46.766 --> 00:22:49.700
- We are loving people.

00:22:49.702 --> 00:22:51.869
- You're both fucking crazy.

00:22:51.871 --> 00:22:53.070
- Dedicated.

00:22:53.072 --> 00:22:54.372
- Delusional!

00:22:54.374 --> 00:22:55.773
- Forward-thinking.

00:22:55.775 --> 00:22:58.642
- Horrible! Horrible people.

00:22:58.644 --> 00:23:01.846
A child would implode
under these circumstances,

00:23:01.848 --> 00:23:04.782
and there is no way
that I will ever,

00:23:04.784 --> 00:23:07.485
as long as I live,
give you a child.

00:23:07.487 --> 00:23:09.920
This is not a
nurturing environment.

00:23:09.922 --> 00:23:13.657
- This is a nurturing
environment!

00:23:17.497 --> 00:23:19.697
I think what would
make our home special

00:23:19.699 --> 00:23:21.932
is we're really good listeners.

00:23:21.934 --> 00:23:24.101
I think we would do
our best to listen

00:23:24.103 --> 00:23:26.737
to our child's opinions.

00:23:26.739 --> 00:23:28.172
- Even if we
didn't agree with them.

00:23:39.419 --> 00:23:41.585
- Hi there.

00:23:41.587 --> 00:23:44.088
I think we got off
on the wrong foot.

00:23:44.090 --> 00:23:47.024
- We just really
wanna start a family,

00:23:47.026 --> 00:23:50.194
so we might've come
off a little overeager.

00:23:50.196 --> 00:23:51.962
- I think we were
too eager, hon.

00:23:51.964 --> 00:23:53.664
- Whoops.

00:23:53.666 --> 00:23:56.534
- So, I think what we
can do is slightly alter

00:23:56.536 --> 00:23:58.569
your letter of
recommendation here.

00:23:58.571 --> 00:24:02.540
- We just just tweaked
it a little bit for you,

00:24:02.542 --> 00:24:06.577
and we painted ourselves in
a more accurate portrait.

00:24:06.579 --> 00:24:08.813
- You see there? Motivated.

00:24:08.815 --> 00:24:11.882
Team spirit.
Go-getters. Excited.

00:24:11.884 --> 00:24:15.820
- Those are the words that
more accurately describe us.

00:24:15.822 --> 00:24:18.556
- So, we are gonna pop
this letter of review

00:24:18.558 --> 00:24:19.790
in your little envelope there

00:24:19.792 --> 00:24:21.559
and then we are gonna
drop it in the mail

00:24:21.561 --> 00:24:23.727
and then we are all good.

00:24:23.729 --> 00:24:26.997
- Thank you so much for
all your help with this.

00:24:41.746 --> 00:24:43.481
- Hi there, sweetie.

00:24:43.483 --> 00:24:47.051
- She's just so perfect.
She's just so cute.

00:24:47.053 --> 00:24:49.053
- I have the photographer
coming at three

00:24:49.055 --> 00:24:51.822
to take pictures for the
pre-preschool application.

00:24:51.824 --> 00:24:54.058
She's gonna be the best student.

00:24:54.060 --> 00:24:56.894
- We did it. We really did it.
481
00:24:56,896 --> 00:24:56,894
- We deserve this.

00:24:56.896 --> 00:24:59.930
- She's gonna be just like us.

00:24:59.932 --> 00:25:02.199
- Exactly like us.

00:25:02.201 --> 00:25:04.802
She's gonna be perfect.

00:25:04.804 --> 00:25:06.971
Where are you going,
you're not going anywhere.

00:25:06.973 --> 00:25:11.275
We're gonna have you
forever and ever and ever.

00:25:19.285 --> 00:25:20.751
- Good morning.

00:25:20.753 --> 00:25:22.853
How ya doing, Charlie,
good to see ya.

00:25:22.855 --> 00:25:26.657
Thank you all for coming out.

00:25:26.659 --> 00:25:30.094
I would like to address
the ridiculous allegations

00:25:30.096 --> 00:25:33.831
made against me.

00:25:33.833 --> 00:25:36.967
I want the voters to
know that I am a victim

00:25:36.969 --> 00:25:40.771
of a woman who desires fame.

00:25:40.773 --> 00:25:45.175
A victim of a news media
that sensationalizes

00:25:45.177 --> 00:25:49.079
any and all allegations.

00:25:49.081 --> 00:25:53.017
With god's help, and prayer,

00:25:53.019 --> 00:25:57.087
my family and I will be
able to get through this.

00:25:57.089 --> 00:25:58.923
Thank you.

00:26:08.133 --> 00:26:10.801
- Tonight we're joined
by a special guest,

00:26:10.803 --> 00:26:12.736
mayor Jimmy Carmichael,

00:26:12.738 --> 00:26:14.605
who's here to respond
to the allegations

00:26:14.607 --> 00:26:18.075
recently placed against
him by a known sex worker.

00:26:18.077 --> 00:26:20.711
Mayor Carmichael, good evening,

00:26:20.713 --> 00:26:21.912
thank you for being here.

00:26:21.914 --> 00:26:23.914
- Thank you for having me.

00:26:23.916 --> 00:26:27.885
- Let's just jump right
in. Britney Cummings.

00:26:27.887 --> 00:26:30.988
Any truth to the allegations?

00:26:30.990 --> 00:26:32.790
- None.

00:26:32.792 --> 00:26:34.959
- Have you ever met her?

00:26:34.961 --> 00:26:38.862
- I am the victim
of a witch hunt,

00:26:38.864 --> 00:26:41.799
a woman hellbent on fame,

00:26:41.801 --> 00:26:44.768
and a media circus
just hungry for gossip.
513
00:26:44,770 --> 00:26:44,768
- Mayor Carmichael...

00:26:44.770 --> 00:26:48.939
- in today's society, a
man's career is ruined

00:26:48.941 --> 00:26:51.875
as soon as he is
accused of rape.

00:26:51.877 --> 00:26:53.811
- Shouldn't a man's
career be ruined

00:26:53.813 --> 00:26:55.212
if he rapes a woman?

00:26:55.214 --> 00:26:56.981
- Well, that's just it.

00:26:56.983 --> 00:26:59.316
Many times, if not most,

00:26:59.318 --> 00:27:02.353
the man is innocent.

00:27:02.355 --> 00:27:05.956
A rape-sex fantasy
game gone wrong.

00:27:05.958 --> 00:27:07.157
- What?

00:27:07.159 --> 00:27:09.159
- Maybe they called out
the wrong safe word.

00:27:09.161 --> 00:27:13.964
People read headlines,
never the entire story.

00:27:13.966 --> 00:27:18.102
Many times, the
man is the victim.

00:27:18.104 --> 00:27:21.071
He's the one being raped.

00:27:21.073 --> 00:27:23.807
- Many victims of rape
lack the physical evidence

00:27:23.809 --> 00:27:25.843
required to garner a conviction.

00:27:25.845 --> 00:27:28.946
- Sarah, I'm sure
you'll agree, if a woman

00:27:28.948 --> 00:27:33.183
doesn't have proof, she
should not make accusations.

00:27:33.185 --> 00:27:36.320
- Mr. mayor, I think we've
gotten a little off topic.

00:27:36.322 --> 00:27:38.389
Britney Cummings.

00:27:38.391 --> 00:27:40.791
- I've never met her.

00:27:40.793 --> 00:27:42.326
- Her story.

00:27:42.328 --> 00:27:44.862
- Complete fabrication.

00:27:47.932 --> 00:27:50.934
- Well, there you have it,
straight from the horse's mouth.

00:27:50.936 --> 00:27:55.339
Mayor Jimmy Carmichael has
never met Britney Cummings.

00:29:20.158 --> 00:29:21.525
- So, how's work?

00:29:21.527 --> 00:29:22.893
- Work's good.

00:29:22.895 --> 00:29:23.861
- That's good.

00:29:23.863 --> 00:29:24.762
- Yeah, it's good.

00:29:24.764 --> 00:29:26.029
- Good to hear.

00:29:37.809 --> 00:29:41.979
- That's the most action that
you've gotten in a while.

00:29:41.981 --> 00:29:43.046
It's been how long?

00:29:43.048 --> 00:29:44.114
- It's been a month.

00:29:44.116 --> 00:29:45.415
- A month?

00:29:45.417 --> 00:29:47.151
It's been longer than that.

00:29:47.153 --> 00:29:50.254
For sure. For sure.

00:29:50.256 --> 00:29:52.856
It's been like a fucking,
are you a virgin?

00:29:52.858 --> 00:29:54.057
I feel sorry for you.

00:29:54.059 --> 00:29:55.893
- Right, 'cause
you're such a slut.

00:29:55.895 --> 00:29:57.227
You're so slutty.

00:29:57.229 --> 00:29:58.996
Your slut vibe
actually deflowers me
554
00:29:58,998 --> 00:29:58,996
by sitting on this couch.
555
00:29:58,998 --> 00:29:58,996
- Say it like it's
a fucking bad thing.

00:29:58.998 --> 00:30:03.133
- It's like the sex just
like comes off of you

00:30:03.135 --> 00:30:04.935
and you're just like,

00:30:04.937 --> 00:30:07.971
like I'm getting like
fucked by your sex vibes.

00:30:12.944 --> 00:30:15.012
- So, how are the
ladies treating you?

00:30:15.014 --> 00:30:16.346
- Treating me fine.

00:30:16.348 --> 00:30:17.948
- That's good.
562
00:30:17,950 --> 00:30:17,948
- Yeah.

00:30:17.950 --> 00:30:20.818
- When was your last?

00:30:20.820 --> 00:30:21.820
- Ooh.

00:30:22.988 --> 00:30:24.822
That has been a while.

00:30:24.824 --> 00:30:26.924
- You should try online dating.

00:30:26.926 --> 00:30:29.960
- Are you serious?

00:30:29.962 --> 00:30:33.597
- Seriously serious. I
get a date or two a week.

00:30:33.599 --> 00:30:35.098
- That's serious.

00:30:38.303 --> 00:30:40.270
- Try it.

00:30:40.272 --> 00:30:43.507
- No, I'm never going
to do online dating,

00:30:43.509 --> 00:30:46.944
it's the stupidest thing
I've ever heard of.

00:30:46.946 --> 00:30:50.981
- Why don't
you try online dating?

00:30:50.983 --> 00:30:52.416
- 'Cause that's
like what losers do.

00:30:52.418 --> 00:30:53.383
- What?

00:30:53.385 --> 00:30:54.618
- I am not doing online dating.

00:30:54.620 --> 00:30:56.019
- You need it.

00:30:56.021 --> 00:30:57.487
- No. Uh-uh.

00:30:57.489 --> 00:30:59.389
Why am I gonna put myself
out there like that

00:30:59.391 --> 00:31:01.525
and be like, hey, come date me.

00:31:01.527 --> 00:31:04.161
- It takes the work out

00:31:04.163 --> 00:31:06.964
so that it can work it out.

00:31:08.868 --> 00:31:11.435
- What the fuck are you doing?

00:31:11.437 --> 00:31:13.470
I don't wanna touch that pillow.
585
00:31:13,472 --> 00:31:13,470
I'm not gonna do it.

00:31:13.472 --> 00:31:16.907
- Why you gotta knock
it before you try it.

00:31:18.377 --> 00:31:21.144
It's like shopping.
It's shopping.

00:31:21.146 --> 00:31:22.312
- For dicks.

00:31:25.950 --> 00:31:27.284
- Online dating.

00:31:27.286 --> 00:31:29.253
- Weird, right?

00:31:29.255 --> 00:31:32.623
- Totally. I can't
even believe I'm here.

00:31:32.625 --> 00:31:36.660
You are so wrong for me.

00:31:36.662 --> 00:31:39.129
- You are such a bore.

00:31:39.131 --> 00:31:43.000
- You're a surfer.

00:31:43.002 --> 00:31:45.002
- You drink wine coolers.

00:31:45.004 --> 00:31:46.937
- You smoke marijuana.

00:31:46.939 --> 00:31:48.472
- You just called it marijuana,

00:31:48.474 --> 00:31:50.474
it's called pot, you loser.

00:31:52.912 --> 00:31:56.213
- If only my coworkers
could see me now.

00:31:56.215 --> 00:31:59.483
- Oh, my god, you
just said coworkers.

00:31:59.485 --> 00:32:03.954
- Oh, my god, you wanna go
back to my place and fuck?

00:32:18.636 --> 00:32:20.537
- Jesus, your place
is a nightmare.

00:32:20.539 --> 00:32:22.339
- Oh, god. I love it.

00:32:22.341 --> 00:32:24.007
Give it to me, you
big republican.

00:32:24.009 --> 00:32:26.410
- Oh, I'm gonna give it to
you, you left wing socialist.

00:32:26.412 --> 00:32:28.679
- I want you to capitalize
all over my face.

00:32:49.100 --> 00:32:52.202
- So, you're
rendezvous last night?

00:32:52.204 --> 00:32:54.638
- If I was to summarize
it, I would say

00:32:54.640 --> 00:32:55.706
- best
610
00:32:55,708 --> 00:32:55,706
- date

00:32:55.708 --> 00:32:58.475
- ever. I mean,
who would've known?

00:32:58.477 --> 00:32:59.743
Fucking online dating?

00:32:59.745 --> 00:33:01.111
- Amazing.

00:33:01.113 --> 00:33:03.513
- I mean, it was out of control.

00:33:03.515 --> 00:33:04.715
- I think I might be proud.

00:33:04.717 --> 00:33:08.151
- It sounded scary
good, actually.

00:33:08.153 --> 00:33:10.253
- I really went out of my
comfort zone, didn't I?

00:33:10.255 --> 00:33:11.455
- I think you did.

00:33:11.457 --> 00:33:13.023
- Who would've
thought, you know?

00:33:13.025 --> 00:33:15.092
Like some khaki-wearing

00:33:15.094 --> 00:33:16.426
- marijuana-smoking

00:33:16.428 --> 00:33:17.761
- republican

00:33:17.763 --> 00:33:19.663
- surfer girl hippy.

00:33:19.665 --> 00:33:21.999
- I haven't been fucked
like that in so long.

00:33:22.001 --> 00:33:23.767
- I wanted to be in
the room watching.

00:33:23.769 --> 00:33:25.002
Taking notes.

00:33:25.004 --> 00:33:26.770
- Did you say hippy?

00:33:26.772 --> 00:33:29.773
- It was like somebody just
like bent me over and was like...

00:33:29.775 --> 00:33:32.009
- do me dirty, just
do me like an animal.

00:33:32.011 --> 00:33:34.611
- I do know, under the
sheets, it was hot.

00:33:34.613 --> 00:33:35.512
- Hot?

00:33:35.514 --> 00:33:36.346
- Hot.

00:33:36.348 --> 00:33:37.381
- Degree-wise, how hot?

00:33:37.383 --> 00:33:39.082
- Fahrenheit or Celsius?

00:33:39.084 --> 00:33:40.450
- Fahrenheit.

00:33:40.452 --> 00:33:41.284
- 104.

00:33:41.286 --> 00:33:42.119
- Now Celsius.

00:33:42.121 --> 00:33:42.719
- 67.

00:33:42.721 --> 00:33:44.388
- That's correct.

00:33:44.390 --> 00:33:46.523
- It was like I saw and sang
the star-spangled banner

00:33:46.525 --> 00:33:49.526
all up in my shit,
and it was like what?

00:33:49.528 --> 00:33:51.728
- Amazing. Fuck!

00:33:51.730 --> 00:33:53.230
- Will you see her again?

00:33:53.232 --> 00:33:54.731
- Definitely.

00:33:54.733 --> 00:33:57.200
- Oh, definitely. All of him.

00:33:57.202 --> 00:33:58.035
- All of him?

00:33:58.037 --> 00:33:59.669
- All of him.

00:34:05.676 --> 00:34:07.244
- Think your banana republican

00:34:07.246 --> 00:34:08.512
knows it's your birthday?

00:34:08.514 --> 00:34:09.646
- He totally does.

00:34:09.648 --> 00:34:11.281
I wrote it on his calendar.

00:34:11.283 --> 00:34:13.717
- You wrote it on,
he has a, what?

00:34:13.719 --> 00:34:16.720
- Oh, my god, he totally
knows it's my birthday.

00:34:16.722 --> 00:34:19.623
He said, what, what
the shit was that?

00:34:19.625 --> 00:34:21.758
- What do you
think he's gonna get you?

00:34:21.760 --> 00:34:24.628
- I don't know. He said
it was big. Huge big.

00:34:24.630 --> 00:34:27.397
- Ooh, something big, huh?

00:34:27.399 --> 00:34:29.833
What if it's a new board?

00:34:29.835 --> 00:34:32.669
- Hey, birthday girl.

00:34:32.671 --> 00:34:35.705
Hold on one second,
it's quite large.

00:34:45.084 --> 00:34:48.652
- You got me a hamper.

00:34:48.654 --> 00:34:49.719
- Thanks, babe.

00:34:49.721 --> 00:34:50.821
- Good work.

00:34:55.093 --> 00:34:57.394
- So good, right?

00:34:57.396 --> 00:34:58.728
- Totally.

00:35:04.469 --> 00:35:06.503
Honey, look, do you mind
if we just try something

00:35:06.505 --> 00:35:08.672
a little different, maybe
speed it up a little?

00:35:08.674 --> 00:35:11.875
- Honey, I will
ejaculate too fast.

00:35:11.877 --> 00:35:14.478
- Besides, men's fitness
said the best results

00:35:14.480 --> 00:35:16.580
come from restraint.

00:35:16.582 --> 00:35:18.882
Trust me. You'll see.

00:35:18.884 --> 00:35:20.283
- Like how?

00:35:20.285 --> 00:35:23.420
- You'll see.

00:35:23.422 --> 00:35:25.822
Ok, second position.

00:35:30.761 --> 00:35:33.263
Whoa, whoa.

00:35:33.265 --> 00:35:35.565
Restraint.

00:35:35.567 --> 00:35:38.802
Trust me.

00:35:38.804 --> 00:35:40.303
- Awesome.

00:35:50.381 --> 00:35:53.383
- That was super.

00:35:53.385 --> 00:35:57.754
And the restraint? Right?

00:35:57.756 --> 00:36:00.223
Makes you want it more.

00:36:00.225 --> 00:36:03.226
- Yeah.

00:36:03.228 --> 00:36:05.262
God, do I want it.

00:37:11.529 --> 00:37:16.399
- Hey, I noticed today
that your hamper was full.

00:37:17.501 --> 00:37:18.835
- Yeah.

00:37:18.837 --> 00:37:20.670
- Mine's empty.

00:37:20.672 --> 00:37:21.972
- Yeah.

00:37:21.974 --> 00:37:24.674
- It's empty because
I know when it's full,

00:37:24.676 --> 00:37:27.010
it's time to do the laundry.

00:37:27.814 --> 00:37:28.713
- Clever.

00:37:28.714 --> 00:37:33.316
You know, I actually
really hate doing laundry,

00:37:33.318 --> 00:37:36.686
so I was just kinda
thinking that maybe I would,

00:37:36.688 --> 00:37:38.722
you know, let all
my laundry get dirty

00:37:38.724 --> 00:37:41.391
and leave the extra
dirty stuff on the floor.

00:37:41.393 --> 00:37:42.726
- You just decided that.

00:37:42.728 --> 00:37:44.761
- Mm-hm.

00:37:44.763 --> 00:37:47.364
Oh, and by the way, I actually
drank half a beer last night

00:37:47.366 --> 00:37:50.567
and I left it in the fridge,
I figured it would be,

00:37:50.569 --> 00:37:52.636
you know, kind of
a pain to go buy

00:37:52.638 --> 00:37:54.771
just a bottle to make six.

00:38:00.411 --> 00:38:03.013
- That, you did.

00:38:03.015 --> 00:38:06.983
- Actually, you know, I'm
gonna head out to the garage.

00:38:06.985 --> 00:38:09.052
- Just don't forget our
mommy-daddy time later.

00:38:09.054 --> 00:38:11.855
- Mm, that's right. Restraint.

00:38:11.857 --> 00:38:13.757
- Yes. Restraint.

00:38:13.759 --> 00:38:15.625
- You know what, I actually read

00:38:15.627 --> 00:38:17.494
about this new thing
in women's fitness

00:38:17.496 --> 00:38:19.629
where you don't have
to do anything at all.

00:38:32.810 --> 00:38:34.911
Oh, so you wanna help.

00:38:34.913 --> 00:38:37.414
That's so funny, you've
never wanted to help before.

00:38:37.416 --> 00:38:40.884
- Well, I wanted to see
what you love so much.

00:38:40.886 --> 00:38:42.719
Increase our intimacy.

00:38:42.721 --> 00:38:45.689
- Mm, you know, it's so
funny, I have all this wax

00:38:45.691 --> 00:38:48.792
but I keep misplacing it every
week, isn't that strange?

00:38:48.794 --> 00:38:50.727
- Weird.

00:38:50.729 --> 00:38:53.330
Shucks, you know,
since your wax is gone,

00:38:53.332 --> 00:38:55.832
why don't we restrain our
restraint for the day,
718
00:38:55,834 --> 00:38:55,832
head into the bedroom.

00:38:55.834 --> 00:38:59.502
- Oh, you know what, that's
ok, I actually have some.

00:38:59.504 --> 00:39:01.504
I keep an extra stash
around in case somebody

00:39:01.506 --> 00:39:03.807
just really wants
to ruin my party.

00:39:03.809 --> 00:39:07.877
- What luck.

00:39:07.879 --> 00:39:10.714
Do you need help?
Yeah, you need help.

00:39:10.716 --> 00:39:11.948
- No, that's really ok.

00:39:11.950 --> 00:39:15.085
- Nope, just let me go
inside and get a knife.

00:39:19.391 --> 00:39:21.491
- I'm just gonna go use
the bathroom, ok? Thanks.

00:39:21.493 --> 00:39:22.826
- No, thank you.

00:39:50.688 --> 00:39:52.155
- What the hell is that?
729
00:39:52,157 --> 00:39:52,155
- Sex wax.

00:39:52.157 --> 00:39:56.393
- What the fuck are you doing?
You're gonna ruin my board!

00:39:56.395 --> 00:39:57.927
- You didn't do your laundry.

00:39:57.929 --> 00:39:59.829
- Fuck laundry.

00:40:03.935 --> 00:40:05.969
Here's your fucking laundry!

00:40:35.966 --> 00:40:37.734
- Yeah!

00:40:57.823 --> 00:41:01.157
- What did you do?

00:41:01.159 --> 00:41:02.826
- We never have sex anymore.

00:41:02.828 --> 00:41:06.830
- 'Cause it's all about
restraint, you goddamn Nazi.

00:41:06.832 --> 00:41:09.732
- You fucking hippy.

00:41:09.734 --> 00:41:12.535
- I am not a hippy!
I am a surfer!

00:41:12.537 --> 00:41:14.804
- What the fuck
is the difference?

00:41:21.612 --> 00:41:22.879
Oh, god.

00:41:26.750 --> 00:41:30.153
This got really out of control.

00:41:30.155 --> 00:41:31.754
I'm sorry.

00:41:31.756 --> 00:41:34.190
- Yeah, I mean, totally.

00:41:34.192 --> 00:41:38.161
This is all my fault.

00:41:38.163 --> 00:41:40.930
- What were we
thinking? Online dating.

00:41:40.932 --> 00:41:43.199
- Oh, my god, fucking
online dating.

00:41:43.201 --> 00:41:45.235
Oh, online dating.

00:41:45.237 --> 00:41:47.937
- I'm sorry I killed your board.

00:41:47.939 --> 00:41:51.708
- I've got so many more.

00:41:51.710 --> 00:41:54.944
- You know what, look, I
could really use a beer.

00:41:54.946 --> 00:41:59.115
Could you get me a beer, I
promise I will replace it.

00:41:59.117 --> 00:42:03.253
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, no,
don't worry about the tops.

00:42:03.255 --> 00:42:06.923
I'll go get us a beer.
You one, me one, ok?

00:42:08.759 --> 00:42:11.594
- No one ever calls
me a fucking hippy.

00:42:17.902 --> 00:42:19.702
- No!

00:42:22.274 --> 00:42:26.042
- Game, set, match, bitches!

00:42:28.580 --> 00:42:31.881
He didn't even know which
one was my favorite.

00:42:46.331 --> 00:42:50.099
- Oh, honey! Daddy's home!

00:43:15.192 --> 00:43:17.293
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00:44:38.877 --> 00:44:42.378
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been doing this a long time,

00:44:42.380 --> 00:44:44.781
you don't think you've
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00:44:44.783 --> 00:44:47.083
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00:44:53.358 --> 00:44:55.358
You gonna try to get to buffalo?

00:44:55.360 --> 00:44:56.859
- Can I leave now, are we done?

00:44:56.861 --> 00:44:59.128
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- Good evening.

00:45:13.311 --> 00:45:16.946
- Tonight we have breaking
news that may surprise you.

00:45:16.948 --> 00:45:19.115
Mayor Jimmy Carmichael
has been caught on tape

00:45:19.117 --> 00:45:21.117
allegedly smoking crack

00:45:21.119 --> 00:45:24.287
and receiving oral sex
from Britney Cummings,

00:45:24.289 --> 00:45:27.857
the sex worker who has been
making allegations against him.

00:45:27.859 --> 00:45:30.927
- Well said, well said, Sarah,
just to recap, breaking news,

00:45:30.929 --> 00:45:32.795
mayor Cummings,
mayor Carmichael,

00:45:32.797 --> 00:45:35.965
has indeed been receive,
has allegedly in this video,

00:45:35.967 --> 00:45:37.867
smoking the crack
and also receiving

00:45:37.869 --> 00:45:40.903
a b-b-b-bloral

00:45:40.905 --> 00:45:42.905
of his knob and...

00:45:46.977 --> 00:45:49.078
Now we go to the tape,
here's the part of the tape

00:45:49.080 --> 00:45:51.481
where he's allegedly
receiving oral sex

00:45:51.483 --> 00:45:55.218
and, boy, does it look
like it feels great.

00:45:55.220 --> 00:45:56.886
- Great.

00:45:56.888 --> 00:46:00.323
Here the mayor is lighting
what seems to be a crack pipe.

00:46:06.431 --> 00:46:08.331
And here you can see...

00:46:08.333 --> 00:46:11.801
- little warning on those tapes.

00:46:11.803 --> 00:46:13.770
- And here the mayor is

00:46:13.772 --> 00:46:16.072
allegedly receiving oral sex.

00:46:16.074 --> 00:46:18.975
- I mean, can we stop with the
allegedly game at this point?

00:46:18.977 --> 00:46:21.210
It's the mayor, he's
getting his dick sucked,

00:46:21.212 --> 00:46:23.212
uh, penis knobbed upon.

00:46:23.214 --> 00:46:24.947
- Ok, standards and practices.

00:46:24.949 --> 00:46:26.849
- I said knobbed upon,
I said knobbed upon,
821
00:46:26,851 --> 00:46:26,849
I corrected it
with knobbed upon.

00:46:26.851 --> 00:46:29.886
- Also, legally, we can't
accuse someone of something

00:46:29.888 --> 00:46:31.420
they haven't been tried for.

00:46:31.422 --> 00:46:33.389
- But can you acknowledge you
can legally say knobbed upon?

00:46:33.391 --> 00:46:36.259
- Robert, would you like to
announce the next segment?

00:46:36.261 --> 00:46:37.894
- I'm not sure we're done
looking at that tape,

00:46:37.896 --> 00:46:41.898
let's go back to the oral
sex part of the videotape.

00:46:41.900 --> 00:46:43.900
- I think we've seen it all.

00:46:43.902 --> 00:46:46.402
- You're sexy, if you could
stop being such a bitch.

00:46:53.811 --> 00:46:55.945
- Hello, everyone.

00:46:55.947 --> 00:47:00.183
I want to thank you for
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00:47:00.185 --> 00:47:04.153
This is a journey
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00:47:04.155 --> 00:47:06.956
At the end of this
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00:47:06.958 --> 00:47:09.959
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00:47:09.961 --> 00:47:12.128
At the core of your potential

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is one simple guiding principle.

00:47:15.900 --> 00:47:19.535
Be yourself.

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- Looking for easy
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Beautiful views in
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00:47:25.610 --> 00:47:27.944
$750 per month.

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- When you are yourself,

00:47:29.614 --> 00:47:34.217
the universe will provide
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00:47:34.219 --> 00:47:36.619
Repeat after me.

00:47:36.621 --> 00:47:40.556
I am myself.

00:47:40.558 --> 00:47:44.560
- I am myself.

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00:47:52.637 --> 00:47:56.472
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universe who you are.

00:47:58.175 --> 00:48:02.178
- I am an Oscar-winning actress.

00:48:02.180 --> 00:48:06.482
- Again, tell
the universe who you are.

00:48:07.517 --> 00:48:11.387
- I am a famous
Oscar-winning actress.

00:48:12.923 --> 00:48:16.425
- Thank you again
for joining me on this podcast.

00:48:16.427 --> 00:48:19.295
I want to remind you the
universe will provide

00:48:19.297 --> 00:48:21.297
all that you need and want

00:48:21.299 --> 00:48:24.133
when you follow the
guiding principle,

00:48:24.135 --> 00:48:26.102
be yourself.

00:48:38.082 --> 00:48:39.348
- Hi!

00:48:39.350 --> 00:48:40.549
- Hey!

00:48:40.551 --> 00:48:41.584
- Maybelline?

00:48:41.586 --> 00:48:42.685
- I'm Maybelline.

00:48:42.687 --> 00:48:44.387
- Hi.

00:48:44.389 --> 00:48:46.989
- I'm so glad I saw your
ad for the room for rent.

00:48:46.991 --> 00:48:50.927
This place is amazing,
look at this view.

00:48:50.929 --> 00:48:52.995
The only view I have at home
is of my neighbor's backyard,

00:48:52.997 --> 00:48:54.463
where he fixes cars.

00:48:54.465 --> 00:48:55.998
He's got some chickens
back there too

00:48:56.000 --> 00:48:57.533
but it is nothing like this.

00:48:57.535 --> 00:49:00.503
- Wow. Well, come on in.

00:49:00.505 --> 00:49:03.973
- Ok.

00:49:10.080 --> 00:49:11.347
- Isn't it good?

00:49:11.349 --> 00:49:12.982
- Mm-hm.

00:49:12.984 --> 00:49:14.951
- It's just Kale and celery.

00:49:14.953 --> 00:49:16.986
Sometimes if I'm bad,
I add some lemon.

00:49:16.988 --> 00:49:19.689
- Mm, I can taste that
lemon, that's tart.

00:49:19.691 --> 00:49:21.090
What's the other thing?

00:49:21.092 --> 00:49:21.691
- Kale.

00:49:21.693 --> 00:49:22.625
- Kale?

00:49:22.627 --> 00:49:23.626
- You've never heard of Kale?

00:49:23.628 --> 00:49:24.961
- What is Kale?

00:49:24.963 --> 00:49:26.595
- It's everything.

00:49:26.597 --> 00:49:28.297
- Is it a meat?

00:49:28.299 --> 00:49:31.133
- No, no, no, it's just a
Superfood. It's a Superfood.

00:49:31.135 --> 00:49:33.636
- A Superfood? That's cool.
884
00:49:33,638 --> 00:49:33,636
- Ah, yeah.

00:49:33.638 --> 00:49:36.672
- Gosh, you know about
all that stuff, huh?

00:49:36.674 --> 00:49:37.974
- Thank you.

00:49:37.976 --> 00:49:38.708
- So, what do you do?

00:49:38.710 --> 00:49:40.643
- I am an actress, actually.

00:49:40.645 --> 00:49:42.712
- Oh, my god, me too!

00:49:42.714 --> 00:49:44.380
Well, I mean, that's
why I moved out here,

00:49:44.382 --> 00:49:45.715
be a big movie star and all.

00:49:45.717 --> 00:49:48.617
Oh, my god, that's so funny.

00:49:48.619 --> 00:49:50.720
- So funny.

00:49:50.722 --> 00:49:53.622
So, do you have any
acting experience?

00:49:53.624 --> 00:49:55.458
- Sure don't.

00:49:55.460 --> 00:49:57.159
You know, I'm just
a real lucky person,

00:49:57.161 --> 00:49:59.762
so I figured I'd just come
on out and get some tryouts.

00:49:59.764 --> 00:50:01.263
- Auditions.

00:50:01.265 --> 00:50:02.565
- What?

00:50:02.567 --> 00:50:04.667
- They're not tryouts,
they're auditions.

00:50:04.669 --> 00:50:07.036
- Oh, auditions.

00:50:07.038 --> 00:50:08.471
Oh, my god, bless your heart,

00:50:08.473 --> 00:50:11.240
you got all the
wisdom, I can tell.

00:50:11.242 --> 00:50:13.376
So, have you been in
anything I've seen?

00:50:13.378 --> 00:50:15.244
- Yeah, actually, I
was the starring role

00:50:15.246 --> 00:50:17.413
in the end of the world 2.

00:50:17.415 --> 00:50:19.482
- Is that a TV show?

00:50:19.484 --> 00:50:21.784
- No, it's a blockbuster film.

00:50:21.786 --> 00:50:25.221
- Oh, my god, wow.
That's amazing.

00:50:25.223 --> 00:50:28.491
- Yeah, it is, I'm surprised
you haven't heard of it.

00:50:28.493 --> 00:50:29.658
- Did it come out last year?

00:50:29.660 --> 00:50:30.693
- No.

00:50:30.695 --> 00:50:32.028
- Year before that?

00:50:32.030 --> 00:50:33.229
- No, I took that year off.

00:50:33.231 --> 00:50:34.196
- The year before that.

00:50:34.198 --> 00:50:35.731
- It was nine years ago.

00:50:35.733 --> 00:50:37.266
- Oh.

00:50:37.268 --> 00:50:39.635
- Anyway, I still audition
all the time, so it's...

00:50:39.637 --> 00:50:41.070
- hard to get a job, huh?

00:50:41.072 --> 00:50:42.438
- No, not for me.

00:50:42.440 --> 00:50:44.774
I mean, like sometimes
for me it is,

00:50:44.776 --> 00:50:46.809
because either I'm too talented

00:50:46.811 --> 00:50:49.412
or like they think that
I'm too pretty for it

00:50:49.414 --> 00:50:50.780
or all that sort of thing.

00:50:50.782 --> 00:50:52.281
But I don't let it get
me down 'cause I have

00:50:52.283 --> 00:50:54.116
this spiritual adviser
that I listen to,

00:50:54.118 --> 00:50:55.718
spiritual adviser Pradeep.

00:50:55.720 --> 00:50:57.119
- Spiritual guru Pradeep!

00:50:57.121 --> 00:50:58.687
- Spiritual adviser.

00:50:58.689 --> 00:51:01.323
- I listen to spiritual
guru Pradeep too,

00:51:01.325 --> 00:51:02.792
I love him.

00:51:02.794 --> 00:51:05.361
Tell the universe who you are.

00:51:05.363 --> 00:51:07.830
I'm Maybelline from Mississippi.

00:51:07.832 --> 00:51:10.633
- Ok, I think it's a little
bit more complicated than that.

00:51:10.635 --> 00:51:13.169
- Is there a side b, 'cause
that's all he says on mine.

00:51:13.171 --> 00:51:15.571
- No, it's just, who you are

00:51:15.573 --> 00:51:17.673
isn't just where you come from.

00:51:17.675 --> 00:51:22.244
- It's like how much you
weigh and how tall you are?

00:51:44.868 --> 00:51:46.502
- Yeah, it just felt like,

00:51:46.504 --> 00:51:49.605
I felt like really
connected the entire time,

00:51:49.607 --> 00:51:51.774
and I think with Sarah,
like that character just,
942
00:51:51,776 --> 00:51:51,774
she really lives in me.

00:51:51.776 --> 00:51:55.144
- You did a
fantastic job, so we'll see

00:51:55.146 --> 00:51:56.445
how it all plays out.

00:51:56.447 --> 00:51:57.646
- Totally understand.

00:51:57.648 --> 00:51:59.315
- I should
probably get out of here.

00:51:59.317 --> 00:52:00.616
- You're kidding, come on,

00:52:00.618 --> 00:52:01.584
come in for one drink.

00:52:01.586 --> 00:52:02.818
- Ok, one drink.

00:52:06.490 --> 00:52:08.424
- Oh.

00:52:08.426 --> 00:52:09.592
- Hey.

00:52:09.594 --> 00:52:11.327
- You're awake.

00:52:11.329 --> 00:52:12.628
- Hey, I'm Maybelline.

00:52:12.630 --> 00:52:13.762
- Ben.

00:52:13.764 --> 00:52:15.631
- Y'all come in, come in.

00:52:15.633 --> 00:52:17.666
- Ok.

00:52:17.668 --> 00:52:19.602
Ew, what are you eating there?

00:52:19.604 --> 00:52:23.139
- Nachos supreme. Extra cheese.

00:52:23.141 --> 00:52:25.374
- Wow.

00:52:25.376 --> 00:52:26.709
- Oh, what kind of meat is that?

00:52:26.711 --> 00:52:28.777
- Canned. Yummy. You want some?

00:52:28.779 --> 00:52:30.779
- No, god no.

00:52:30.781 --> 00:52:32.548
- So, what ya do, Ben?

00:52:32.550 --> 00:52:33.682
- I make movies.

00:52:33.684 --> 00:52:35.484
- No kidding.

00:52:35.486 --> 00:52:37.786
- Ben is a producer
friend of mine

00:52:37.788 --> 00:52:40.356
who is making a movie
that I'm gonna be in.

00:52:43.261 --> 00:52:46.695
You know, I'm really looking
forward to meeting the team.
969
00:52:46,697 --> 00:52:46,695
- Yeah.

00:52:46.697 --> 00:52:51.634
- I wanted to tell you earlier,
but I loved that script,

00:52:51.636 --> 00:52:54.336
it's just so, it has
such depth to it.

00:52:54.338 --> 00:52:57.239
- Mm. So good.

00:52:57.241 --> 00:53:00.342
- And that character Sarah,
I just felt like I related

00:53:00.344 --> 00:53:02.711
to her, you know, she's
just so emotionally torn.

00:53:02.713 --> 00:53:03.812
- Excuse me.

00:53:03.814 --> 00:53:05.181
- Yeah.

00:53:05.183 --> 00:53:07.449
I guess what I'm
trying to say is just

00:53:07.451 --> 00:53:09.385
it's before its time.

00:53:09.387 --> 00:53:12.288
- Well, it's just
an action movie.

00:53:12.290 --> 00:53:14.490
- I love action movies.

00:53:14.492 --> 00:53:15.824
I mean, you always
end up cheering

00:53:15.826 --> 00:53:17.826
and then like the
good guys always win

00:53:17.828 --> 00:53:19.662
and the bad guys always lose.

00:53:19.664 --> 00:53:22.965
- Yes. Yes, they do.

00:53:22.967 --> 00:53:25.768
- Maybelline's so
simple, it's so cute.

00:53:25.770 --> 00:53:27.670
- I just call it like I see it.

00:53:27.672 --> 00:53:31.407
- No, no, I love that. See,
nobody does that out here.

00:53:31.409 --> 00:53:34.910
- You know what else is funny
is she's from Mississippi,

00:53:34.912 --> 00:53:36.612
she's a Mississippi girl.

00:53:36.614 --> 00:53:39.315
- Mississippi? No fucking way,
my dad is from Mississippi.

00:53:39.317 --> 00:53:40.816
- Really? Where?

00:53:40.818 --> 00:53:41.850
- Meridian.

00:53:41.852 --> 00:53:43.752
- I got family in meridian.

00:53:43.754 --> 00:53:45.688
I try to go out there at
least a couple times a year,

00:53:45.690 --> 00:53:48.891
my uncle's a high school
football coach there.

00:53:48.893 --> 00:53:50.759
- Go wildcats!

00:53:52.830 --> 00:53:55.898
- Go wildcats.

00:53:55.900 --> 00:53:58.234
- So, what brings you out here?

00:53:58.236 --> 00:54:00.302
Wait, let me guess. Acting.

00:54:00.304 --> 00:54:02.805
- Me? No.

00:54:02.807 --> 00:54:05.374
I mean, I'd love to but,

00:54:05.376 --> 00:54:07.643
I mean, Juliana, she's the pro.

00:54:07.645 --> 00:54:09.945
- She's never done an
audition in her entire life,

00:54:09.947 --> 00:54:11.647
like she has no experience.

00:54:11.649 --> 00:54:15.251
- No, no, nonsense.

00:54:15.253 --> 00:54:16.585
You know what, you'd be perfect
1007
00:54:16,587 --> 00:54:16,585
for a project I'm working on.

00:54:16.587 --> 00:54:20.956
I mean, we need real people,
we need funny people.

00:54:20.958 --> 00:54:24.460
- I mean, I don't know
if I could act funny.

00:54:24.462 --> 00:54:26.395
- But you know who
can is me 'cause,

00:54:26.397 --> 00:54:29.465
when I was on the set of the
end of the world part two,

00:54:29.467 --> 00:54:32.968
there was this part where
we just had to improv on set

00:54:32.970 --> 00:54:35.704
and we had to like punch
up the script by improving.

00:54:35.706 --> 00:54:37.940
- No, no, I don't want
you to act at all.

00:54:37.942 --> 00:54:39.642
I mean, that's the
problem with actors,

00:54:39.644 --> 00:54:40.809
they're always acting.

00:54:40.811 --> 00:54:43.646
I just want you to be yourself.

00:54:43.648 --> 00:54:47.283
- Just be myself?

00:54:47.285 --> 00:54:49.685
- Be yourself.

00:54:49.687 --> 00:54:50.853
- Just like Pradeep.

00:54:50.855 --> 00:54:54.556
- Oh, yes, just like
Pradeep, Maybelline.

00:54:54.558 --> 00:54:56.959
- I'm Maybelline and
I'm from Mississippi.

00:54:56.961 --> 00:54:58.560
- Damn right you are.

00:55:00.564 --> 00:55:03.465
- Yeah. Oh, fine.

00:55:06.971 --> 00:55:10.839
Ok. Let's give it a try.

00:55:10.841 --> 00:55:12.941
- Ok. Here goes.

00:55:15.945 --> 00:55:17.746
Who wants a beer?

00:55:17.748 --> 00:55:19.048
Bartender's been giving
me the eye all night,

00:55:19.050 --> 00:55:21.083
I bet I can get 'em for free.

00:55:21.085 --> 00:55:22.685
After what we been
through today,

00:55:22.687 --> 00:55:25.821
we deserve a few beers, right?

00:55:25.823 --> 00:55:28.590
Damn, you girls are the best.

00:55:28.592 --> 00:55:30.626
I'd do anything for y'all.

00:55:30.628 --> 00:55:31.827
I mean that.

00:55:36.700 --> 00:55:37.800
- Huh.

00:55:37.802 --> 00:55:39.835
- What'd ya think?

00:55:39.837 --> 00:55:42.471
- Nothing, I mean, it's just,

00:55:42.473 --> 00:55:44.707
you know, uh,

00:55:44.709 --> 00:55:47.376
thing is is that you
have to stand out.

00:55:47.378 --> 00:55:48.844
You know, like you have to read

00:55:48.846 --> 00:55:51.347
between the lines, subtext?

00:55:51.349 --> 00:55:54.717
So, for example, I
want you to imagine

00:55:54.719 --> 00:55:57.686
that nobody ever
gets the beers, ok?

00:55:57.688 --> 00:55:59.922
And it really pisses you off.

00:55:59.924 --> 00:56:01.657
- But...

00:56:01.659 --> 00:56:03.559
- Maybelline, trust me on
this, I've done it before.

00:56:03.561 --> 00:56:05.060
- But Ben said
just to be myself.

00:56:05.062 --> 00:56:06.829
- Maybelline, this is Hollywood,

00:56:06.831 --> 00:56:09.031
nobody really wants
you to be yourself.

00:56:09.033 --> 00:56:13.102
- Ok.

00:56:13.104 --> 00:56:15.137
Who wants a beer?

00:56:15.139 --> 00:56:17.906
Bartender's been giving
me the eye all night.

00:56:17.908 --> 00:56:20.075
- Perfect. That was great.

00:56:20.077 --> 00:56:22.044
Ok, now for the next two lines,

00:56:22.046 --> 00:56:26.515
I want you to be
confused and sad.

00:56:26.517 --> 00:56:29.451
- Maybe I can get 'em for free.

00:56:29.453 --> 00:56:31.787
After what we've been through,

00:56:31.789 --> 00:56:35.824
we deserve a few beers, right?

00:56:35.826 --> 00:56:37.860
- Perfect. Ok, great.

00:56:37.862 --> 00:56:41.597
And now to bring it home,
I want you to act crazy,

00:56:41.599 --> 00:56:44.066
completely crazy, I want
you to act like a gorilla.

00:56:44.068 --> 00:56:47.469
- Like a real gorilla?

00:56:47.471 --> 00:56:51.039
Damn.

00:56:51.041 --> 00:56:53.776
You girls are the best!

00:56:53.778 --> 00:56:57.513
I'd do anything for y'all!

00:56:57.515 --> 00:56:59.782
I mean that!

00:56:59.784 --> 00:57:03.118
- Yes, perfect!
That was perfect.

00:57:03.120 --> 00:57:06.121
Last thing, at all times
when you walk in there,

00:57:06.123 --> 00:57:08.724
I want you to have some
mystery behind your eyes,

00:57:08.726 --> 00:57:10.893
so that you'll always
keep them guessing, like,

00:57:10.895 --> 00:57:15.431
who is she, what does she
want, where is she from?

00:57:15.433 --> 00:57:17.666
Exactly. Just like that.

00:57:17.668 --> 00:57:22.004
Do it exactly like that.

00:57:26.977 --> 00:57:30.946
- Now tell the
universe who you are.

00:57:30.948 --> 00:57:35.684
- I am a famous
Oscar-winning actress.

00:57:35.686 --> 00:57:39.855
- Again, tell
the universe who you are.

00:57:39.857 --> 00:57:42.724
- I am a famous
Oscar-winning actress.

00:57:55.239 --> 00:57:57.606
- How'd it go?

00:57:57.608 --> 00:57:59.842
- I don't know.

00:57:59.844 --> 00:58:01.643
I mean, I got so confused

00:58:01.645 --> 00:58:03.178
and everybody was staring at me

00:58:03.180 --> 00:58:06.682
and I didn't do any of
the stuff we talked about.

00:58:06.684 --> 00:58:08.851
- Oh, well, there'll
be other chances.

00:58:08.853 --> 00:58:10.085
- You think?

00:58:10.087 --> 00:58:12.788
- Not with that
casting director.

00:58:12.790 --> 00:58:15.691
- Well, at least
I got to meet Ben.

00:58:15.693 --> 00:58:18.927
- Honey, he's never
gonna call you again.

00:58:26.103 --> 00:58:29.204
- He said I did a great job,
Ben said I did a great job.

00:58:29.206 --> 00:58:31.607
- Ok, I don't know what you're
getting so excited about

00:58:31.609 --> 00:58:33.909
because obviously he's
just trying to be nice.

00:58:33.911 --> 00:58:35.878
You didn't do any of the stuff
that we talked about, right?

00:58:35.880 --> 00:58:36.945
- I was just myself.

00:58:36.947 --> 00:58:39.715
- Exactly.

00:58:42.253 --> 00:58:43.719
- He said he wants
to have dinner,

00:58:43.721 --> 00:58:45.220
Ben wants to have
dinner with me.

00:58:45.222 --> 00:58:46.822
- Can't you just see that
he's trying to fuck you?

00:58:46.824 --> 00:58:48.290
You're so naive.

00:58:50.961 --> 00:58:52.294
- Holy shit!

00:58:52.296 --> 00:58:54.830
- Oh, is he sending
you dick pics now?

00:58:54.832 --> 00:58:57.866
- I got the part.
I got the part.
1101
00:58:57,868 --> 00:58:57,866
- What?

00:58:57.868 --> 00:59:00.569
- I got the part!
I got the part!

00:59:06.110 --> 00:59:09.845
I'm a real actress, I'm a real
actress, I'm a real actress!

00:59:12.883 --> 00:59:14.716
- Pradeep.

00:59:14.718 --> 00:59:18.787
I am a famous
Oscar-winning actress.

00:59:18.789 --> 00:59:21.823
I am a famous
Oscar-winning actress!

00:59:21.825 --> 00:59:24.293
I am a famous
Oscar-winning actress!

00:59:24.295 --> 00:59:28.230
I am a famous
Oscar-winning actress!

00:59:28.232 --> 00:59:29.765
- Juliana?

00:59:36.606 --> 00:59:39.908
Juliana?

00:59:39.910 --> 00:59:42.244
- Ok, no, no, no.
What am I doing?

00:59:42.246 --> 00:59:44.947
I don't even care that
you got this movie

00:59:44.949 --> 00:59:49.084
because it is a stupid movie
that's never gonna get made,

00:59:49.086 --> 00:59:51.153
most of these things
never get made.

00:59:52.890 --> 00:59:56.658
- We're shooting next month!

00:59:56.660 --> 00:59:57.960
- You don't deserve this!

00:59:57.962 --> 01:00:00.862
Because you just got
here and you drink beer

01:00:00.864 --> 01:00:02.898
and you burp and
you eat canned meat

01:00:02.900 --> 01:00:05.934
and you're not talented
and I am an actress

01:00:05.936 --> 01:00:07.736
and I dedicated my life to
this and this is my craft

01:00:07.738 --> 01:00:09.738
and I deserve this!

01:00:09.740 --> 01:00:11.873
That movie is going to fail!

01:00:13.143 --> 01:00:15.277
- It's gonna be a trilogy.

01:00:18.615 --> 01:00:20.015
Yes!

01:00:34.865 --> 01:00:36.298
- Who wants a beer?

01:00:36.300 --> 01:00:37.966
The bartender's been giving
me the eye all night.

01:00:37.968 --> 01:00:40.268
Who wants a beer, who...
1128
01:00:40,270 --> 01:00:40,268
Who wants a beer?

01:00:40.270 --> 01:00:43.839
The bartender's been giving
me the eye all night.

01:00:45.809 --> 01:00:47.409
I'm auditioning for
this big studio film

01:00:47.411 --> 01:00:48.877
and I have to get it just right.

01:00:48.879 --> 01:00:51.079
- That's great.
Take your medicine.

01:00:58.054 --> 01:00:59.721
- Who wants a beer?

01:00:59.723 --> 01:01:01.723
The bartender's been giving
me the eye all night.
1135
01:01:01,725 --> 01:01:01,723
Who wants a beer, the
bartender's been giving me

01:01:01.725 --> 01:01:05.360
the eye all night, who wants
a beer, the bartender's

01:01:05.362 --> 01:01:07.095
been giving me the eye all
night, who wants a beer,

01:01:07.097 --> 01:01:08.964
who wants a beer,
who wants a beer,

01:01:08.966 --> 01:01:13.168
the bartender's been giving
me the eye all night.

01:01:27.316 --> 01:01:29.785
- Good afternoon.

01:01:29.787 --> 01:01:33.422
I come before you today
to tell you the truth.

01:01:34.791 --> 01:01:38.794
I smoked crack.

01:01:38.796 --> 01:01:43.331
And according to the
tape, I also had sex.

01:01:43.333 --> 01:01:45.767
I don't remember having sex,

01:01:45.769 --> 01:01:47.936
I was on drugs.

01:01:47.938 --> 01:01:49.938
I'm sure many of
you have had nights

01:01:49.940 --> 01:01:51.306
that you don't remember,

01:01:51.308 --> 01:01:54.776
nights that, well,
that you regret.

01:01:56.012 --> 01:02:00.782
And that's why drugs are bad.

01:02:00.784 --> 01:02:02.984
Just say no.

01:02:05.288 --> 01:02:07.823
I won't be taking any
questions at this time.

01:02:07.825 --> 01:02:09.858
Thank you.

01:02:16.032 --> 01:02:17.232
- Good evening.

01:02:17.234 --> 01:02:19.101
Tonight another one
one one sit-down

01:02:19.103 --> 01:02:20.736
with mayor Carmichael.

01:02:20.738 --> 01:02:24.840
The topic, the mayor's
parking lot sex scandal.

01:02:24.842 --> 01:02:27.075
Good evening, Mr. mayor,
thank you for being here.

01:02:27.077 --> 01:02:28.777
- Thank you for having me.

01:02:28.779 --> 01:02:33.014
- Mr. mayor, you were caught
on tape smoking crack.

01:02:36.085 --> 01:02:38.920
- I told the voters the truth.

01:02:38.922 --> 01:02:42.424
- That you smoked crack.

01:02:42.426 --> 01:02:43.825
- Yes.

01:02:43.827 --> 01:02:48.096
- And had sex with a prostitute.

01:02:48.098 --> 01:02:50.866
- According to the tape.

01:02:50.868 --> 01:02:53.335
- The tape does show
her head in your lap.

01:02:53.337 --> 01:02:54.536
- You want specifics?

01:02:54.538 --> 01:02:56.171
- Yes.

01:02:56.173 --> 01:02:58.540
- Well, technically,
the tape shows her head

01:02:58.542 --> 01:03:00.375
underneath the steering wheel,

01:03:00.377 --> 01:03:02.277
we don't know what
she was doing,

01:03:02.279 --> 01:03:06.081
and, uh, I can't remember.

01:03:07.350 --> 01:03:09.785
Technically, we don't
know what happened.

01:03:09.787 --> 01:03:12.454
- Possibilities
you can think of?

01:03:12.456 --> 01:03:14.856
- Uh...

01:03:14.858 --> 01:03:16.792
We haven't done any
background checks on her

01:03:16.794 --> 01:03:18.860
to see if she has a
mechanics license,

01:03:18.862 --> 01:03:21.196
'cause that would make
a lot of sense for me,

01:03:21.198 --> 01:03:24.499
and if a fellow citizen
did drop a contact lens,

01:03:24.501 --> 01:03:27.269
I would be the first one to
help them try to find it.

01:03:27.271 --> 01:03:29.971
- Let's move on to
another topic then.

01:03:29.973 --> 01:03:32.574
- Mayor Carmichael,
last time you were here,

01:03:32.576 --> 01:03:37.546
you claimed you had never
met Britney Cummings.

01:03:39.081 --> 01:03:41.149
- That's true.

01:03:41.151 --> 01:03:44.853
As I said before,
I was on drugs,

01:03:44.855 --> 01:03:49.291
so I cannot remember what I
did or didn't do that night

01:03:49.293 --> 01:03:53.562
or who I'd met, so
that was the truth.

01:03:53.564 --> 01:03:57.399
I told you the
truth as I knew it.

01:03:57.401 --> 01:03:59.467
- Some say you have
a moral obligation

01:03:59.469 --> 01:04:02.270
to step down from office.

01:04:02.272 --> 01:04:06.041
- I am being crucified
for telling the truth.

01:04:06.043 --> 01:04:08.944
It was my public safety
initiative that was responsible

01:04:08.946 --> 01:04:10.512
for the installation of cameras

01:04:10.514 --> 01:04:12.581
in all public
parking facilities.

01:04:12.583 --> 01:04:15.550
I sacrificed my privacy

01:04:15.552 --> 01:04:18.186
for the safety of
this city's citizens.

01:04:18.188 --> 01:04:20.222
Since I've been in
office, there's been

01:04:20.224 --> 01:04:22.157
a 23% reduction in crime,

01:04:22.159 --> 01:04:25.260
and a 15% reduction
in violent crime.

01:04:25.262 --> 01:04:27.262
Safety.

01:04:27.264 --> 01:04:28.930
- But that's beside the point.

01:04:28.932 --> 01:04:31.399
- Do you mean to tell me
that you're not interested

01:04:31.401 --> 01:04:33.201
in your fellow citizens' safety?

01:04:33.203 --> 01:04:35.070
- No, of course,
I'm not saying that.

01:04:35.072 --> 01:04:38.573
- Our citizens deserve safety.

01:04:38.575 --> 01:04:41.543
Safety is American.

01:04:41.545 --> 01:04:44.179
And I'm a patriot.

01:04:44.181 --> 01:04:46.414
Do you love your country, Sarah?

01:04:46.416 --> 01:04:48.149
- Yes, of course
I love my country.

01:04:48.151 --> 01:04:50.652
- Safety. It's American.

01:04:50.654 --> 01:04:53.588
Government watching
over its citizens

01:04:53.590 --> 01:04:55.891
is what makes us great.

01:04:55.893 --> 01:04:58.460
- Don't you mean
government watching out

01:04:58.462 --> 01:05:01.563
for its citizens is
what makes us safe?

01:05:01.565 --> 01:05:03.932
- If you believe in safety,

01:05:03.934 --> 01:05:06.635
vote Carmichael for
mayor come this fall.

01:05:06.637 --> 01:05:09.537
I wanna thank you all for
joining us this evening.

01:05:09.539 --> 01:05:11.940
Good night.

01:05:11.942 --> 01:05:13.642
- Good night.

01:05:19.682 --> 01:05:24.219
- Wow. This Rosemary
chicken looks amazing.

01:05:24.221 --> 01:05:25.654
- You're amazing.

01:05:25.656 --> 01:05:26.922
- What?

01:05:26.924 --> 01:05:29.190
- You're amazing.

01:05:29.192 --> 01:05:30.625
I know we've only been
dating three weeks,

01:05:30.627 --> 01:05:34.162
but, god, I feel,

01:05:34.164 --> 01:05:36.364
it's just going
really well, isn't it?

01:05:36.366 --> 01:05:38.633
- I know. Totally.

01:05:38.635 --> 01:05:39.501
- I didn't wanna

01:05:39.503 --> 01:05:40.669
- say anything?

01:05:42.339 --> 01:05:43.705
- I know, you never wanna

01:05:43.707 --> 01:05:45.440
- come on too strong?

01:06:07.530 --> 01:06:09.698
- Yeah.

01:06:09.700 --> 01:06:11.566
Man, I need that.

01:06:11.568 --> 01:06:13.568
- Good job.

01:06:13.570 --> 01:06:15.370
- You were incredible.

01:06:15.372 --> 01:06:18.206
- I loved it. I
like it from behind.

01:06:18.208 --> 01:06:20.075
- Yeah. Me too.

01:06:20.077 --> 01:06:22.377
- Be right back.

01:06:22.379 --> 01:06:23.545
- All right.

01:06:33.756 --> 01:06:35.557
Had a great time yesterday.

01:06:35.559 --> 01:06:38.426
Still exhausted.
Free to do it again?

01:06:38.428 --> 01:06:40.495
I mean lunch, you naughty girl.

01:06:40.497 --> 01:06:43.498
Get you mind out
of the gutter. Lol.

01:06:43.500 --> 01:06:46.234
- Definitely.
Same time same place.

01:06:46.236 --> 01:06:50.672
And it's ok, I'm down
to skip lunch too.

01:06:50.674 --> 01:06:54.175
Fyi, I'm trying on different
lingerie. Wanna see?

01:06:54.177 --> 01:06:56.544
- Yes, please. Why
don't you wear it next time?

01:06:56.546 --> 01:06:58.613
- And you can rip it off me.

01:07:13.796 --> 01:07:16.731
- Who the fuck is this?

01:07:16.733 --> 01:07:19.634
- Who the fuck is this?

01:07:19.636 --> 01:07:22.470
- I'm the girl at
Derrick's place right now.

01:07:34.717 --> 01:07:36.651
- So did you confront him?

01:07:36.653 --> 01:07:37.619
- No.
1253
01:07:37,621 --> 01:07:37,619
- Why not?

01:07:37.621 --> 01:07:41.089
- I didn't wanna give that
fucker the satisfaction.

01:07:41.091 --> 01:07:43.625
I'm his fuck-buddy,
he's my fuck-buddy.

01:07:43.627 --> 01:07:45.093
- Good point.

01:07:50.066 --> 01:07:51.666
You think there are others?

01:07:51.668 --> 01:07:53.435
- How would he have the time?

01:07:53.437 --> 01:07:54.636
- How many times a
week do you see him?

01:07:54.638 --> 01:07:56.071
- Two to three.

01:07:56.073 --> 01:07:57.505
- We're at the one to two stage.

01:07:57.507 --> 01:08:00.809
- Oh.

01:08:00.811 --> 01:08:03.678
- I mean, honestly,
it's just for sex,

01:08:03.680 --> 01:08:05.180
which is totally fine with me,

01:08:05.182 --> 01:08:06.648
I'm not the relationship type.

01:08:06.650 --> 01:08:09.851
- Oh, neither.

01:08:09.853 --> 01:08:12.687
- Still, annoying
to get surprised.

01:08:12.689 --> 01:08:14.322
- I hate the surprise.

01:08:14.324 --> 01:08:15.356
- That fucker.

01:08:15.358 --> 01:08:16.825
- That fucker.

01:08:19.695 --> 01:08:23.598
- Well, the least we can
do is return the favor.

01:08:23.600 --> 01:08:26.835
- What? Like confront him?

01:08:26.837 --> 01:08:28.603
- I'd love to kill him.

01:08:35.778 --> 01:08:39.514
- Wow. This Rosemary
chicken looks amazing.

01:08:39.516 --> 01:08:41.182
- You're amazing.

01:08:41.184 --> 01:08:42.450
- What?

01:08:42.452 --> 01:08:44.185
- You're amazing.

01:08:44.187 --> 01:08:45.687
I know we've only been
dating three weeks,

01:08:45.689 --> 01:08:49.858
but, god, I feel,

01:08:49.860 --> 01:08:52.794
it's just going
really well, isn't it?

01:08:52.796 --> 01:08:55.363
- I know. Totally.

01:08:55.365 --> 01:08:57.132
I feel the same way, I just

01:08:57.134 --> 01:08:59.667
- didn't wanna say anything.

01:08:59.669 --> 01:09:01.369
- I know, you never wanna

01:09:01.371 --> 01:09:02.737
- come on too strong.

01:09:08.879 --> 01:09:11.346
- I'm not expecting anyone.

01:09:11.348 --> 01:09:12.647
Bizarre.

01:09:19.889 --> 01:09:20.688
- Hi, honey.

01:09:20.690 --> 01:09:21.623
- Hi there, cutie.

01:09:21.625 --> 01:09:24.692
- Hey. Girls.

01:09:24.694 --> 01:09:26.528
- I think that's his o-face.

01:09:26.530 --> 01:09:27.729
- His o-face?

01:09:27.731 --> 01:09:31.499
- You know, his, oh, oh, oh!

01:09:32.501 --> 01:09:34.669
- His o-face.

01:09:34.671 --> 01:09:36.337
Although, you know what,
come to think of it,

01:09:36.339 --> 01:09:37.672
I was never really
looking at his face.

01:09:37.674 --> 01:09:39.674
- Me neither. He
wasn't that good.

01:09:39.676 --> 01:09:41.176
- Right?
Kind of a letdown.

01:09:41.178 --> 01:09:43.711
- Least it's cardio.

01:09:43.713 --> 01:09:46.681
- Wow. You weren't kidding.

01:09:46.683 --> 01:09:48.750
- No, I don't kid around.

01:09:48.752 --> 01:09:50.185
- So there's that.

01:09:51.788 --> 01:09:53.755
- That fucker.

01:09:56.292 --> 01:09:59.260
- Honey.

01:09:59.262 --> 01:10:00.361
Are you ok?

01:10:00.363 --> 01:10:02.230
- Wait.

01:10:02.232 --> 01:10:03.665
What happened?

01:10:03.667 --> 01:10:04.966
Who are you?

01:10:04.968 --> 01:10:06.367
- You passed out.

01:10:06.369 --> 01:10:07.835
- Right after we shot Derrick.

01:10:11.775 --> 01:10:12.807
Rookie.

01:10:12.809 --> 01:10:14.542
- Takes time.

01:10:16.679 --> 01:10:19.747
- Ok, let's try this again.

01:10:19.749 --> 01:10:21.382
I'm Kayla.

01:10:21.384 --> 01:10:22.650
- And I'm Dana.

01:10:22.652 --> 01:10:23.985
And we're the other
two girls that Derrick

01:10:23.987 --> 01:10:28.623
was fucking behind your back.

01:10:28.625 --> 01:10:30.792
- That fucker.

01:11:45.668 --> 01:11:47.935
Do you think people
are gonna look for him?

01:11:47.937 --> 01:11:50.305
- Who, like other girls?

01:11:50.307 --> 01:11:51.806
- I don't know, his family?

01:11:51.808 --> 01:11:53.608
This is bad, isn't it?

01:11:53.610 --> 01:11:54.876
- It did tire me out.

01:11:54.878 --> 01:11:56.444
- I know, right?

01:11:56.446 --> 01:12:00.581
- I'm serious. I don't
wanna go to jail.

01:12:00.583 --> 01:12:02.717
- You know, it's
been a long night.

01:12:02.719 --> 01:12:04.052
- It has, hasn't it?

01:12:04.054 --> 01:12:05.720
- Julie, why don't
you grab the shovel?

01:12:05.722 --> 01:12:07.522
- Good idea.

01:12:19.802 --> 01:12:23.037
- Ok, I'm spent.
Someone take over.

01:12:23.039 --> 01:12:27.408
- Well, I killed him, that's
my manual labor for the day.

01:12:27.410 --> 01:12:28.843
- Fair enough.

01:12:38.954 --> 01:12:40.722
That should do it.

01:12:40.724 --> 01:12:42.657
- Are you kidding me?

01:12:42.659 --> 01:12:44.659
- Let's go get that body.

01:12:44.661 --> 01:12:47.362
- Ok.

01:12:47.364 --> 01:12:50.431
Come on, Julie.

01:13:38.148 --> 01:13:40.782
- Well. That worked out well.

01:13:40.784 --> 01:13:41.816
- Right?

01:13:41.818 --> 01:13:43.718
They both fit in the same hole.

01:13:43.720 --> 01:13:44.819
Two for one.

01:13:44.821 --> 01:13:45.686
- Good job.

01:13:45.688 --> 01:13:46.687
- Thanks.

01:13:46.689 --> 01:13:47.655
- Let's go.

01:13:47.657 --> 01:13:48.723
- Ok.

01:14:19.021 --> 01:14:21.088
I'm gonna go inside,
do you want anything?

01:14:21.090 --> 01:14:22.723
- No, I'm ok.

01:14:57.226 --> 01:14:58.693
- Ready?

01:14:58.695 --> 01:15:01.496
- I'm so tired.

01:15:01.498 --> 01:15:03.231
Do you mind if we
crash for a while

01:15:03.233 --> 01:15:05.233
before we go back to L.A.?

01:15:05.235 --> 01:15:07.835
- No, not at all.

01:15:07.837 --> 01:15:09.871
You know, I'm really
hungry so it might be good

01:15:09.873 --> 01:15:11.739
to order something to eat.

01:15:11.741 --> 01:15:13.941
- Yeah. You know,
like, maybe pizza?

01:15:13.943 --> 01:15:15.676
- Yeah, that'd be great.

01:15:33.695 --> 01:15:35.796
Yeah, one pepperoni pizza.

01:15:35.798 --> 01:15:36.964
Thanks.

01:15:41.770 --> 01:15:43.137
I'm gonna go get ice.

01:15:43.139 --> 01:15:44.639
- Ok.

01:16:04.660 --> 01:16:05.760
Is that you?

01:16:05.762 --> 01:16:07.128
- Yep.

01:16:07.130 --> 01:16:08.963
You know, I really
feel as though

01:16:08.965 --> 01:16:12.867
we've become really
good friends.

01:16:12.869 --> 01:16:16.237
- Yeah. I feel the same way.

01:16:16.239 --> 01:16:18.973
I mean, I can't believe I've
only known you for three days.

01:16:18.975 --> 01:16:20.641
Feels like I've
known you forever.

01:16:20.643 --> 01:16:23.110
You know, who says
women can't be friends?

01:16:23.112 --> 01:16:24.112
- Right.

01:16:25.782 --> 01:16:27.748
- Didn't you just order pizza?

01:16:27.750 --> 01:16:30.184
- Yes. He couldn't
have been that fast.

01:16:30.186 --> 01:16:31.686
Who do you think it is?

01:16:31.688 --> 01:16:33.287
- I don't know. Go check.

01:16:33.289 --> 01:16:35.289
- What if it's the fucking cops?

01:16:46.201 --> 01:16:49.270
- Ok. I'm coming out.

01:16:56.979 --> 01:16:58.346
What the fuck?

01:17:02.918 --> 01:17:04.619
- Cranky's pizza.

01:17:08.690 --> 01:17:10.324
Five minutes or it's,

01:17:10.326 --> 01:17:13.761
well, hello there, ladies.

01:17:13.763 --> 01:17:15.863
- Well, that was fast.

01:17:15.865 --> 01:17:18.099
- Apparently not fast enough.

01:17:18.101 --> 01:17:19.266
- You're kidding, right?

01:17:19.268 --> 01:17:20.267
Come on, we got the pizzas,

01:17:20.269 --> 01:17:22.837
now just get out of here.

01:17:22.839 --> 01:17:24.271
- All right, sorry.

01:17:24.273 --> 01:17:28.042
The sodas are warm.

01:17:28.044 --> 01:17:30.378
Hey, why do y'all
got a shovel in here?

01:17:41.658 --> 01:17:43.190
Kinky.

01:17:49.431 --> 01:17:51.666
- In a stunning event,
mayor Carmichael

01:17:51.668 --> 01:17:54.235
has been re-elected as mayor.

01:17:58.373 --> 01:18:02.176
- Good afternoon and America.

01:18:02.178 --> 01:18:05.813
The mayor of Carmichael has...

01:18:07.282 --> 01:18:10.384
- Apparently, voters
responded to his integrity

01:18:10.386 --> 01:18:14.889
and honesty, and his
commitment to safety.

01:18:14.891 --> 01:18:16.891
- Charismatic.

01:18:21.730 --> 01:18:23.731
- Words.

01:18:23.733 --> 01:18:27.401
- Sarah, to you, back to you.

01:18:27.403 --> 01:18:31.205
- Thanks for watching,
I'm Sarah Saunders.

01:18:31.207 --> 01:18:33.741
- Now you're doing my lines.

01:18:33.743 --> 01:18:35.776
- And this is Robert Richards.

01:18:35.778 --> 01:18:39.380
- Now you're, no, no...

01:18:39.382 --> 01:18:41.749
- Stay tuned for the new
hit show Britney's world.

01:18:41.751 --> 01:18:44.785
- I feel like you're
staring at me.

01:18:44.787 --> 01:18:45.986
I feel like you're
staring at me,

01:18:45.988 --> 01:18:48.122
I'm not gonna
stand for that, ok?

01:18:48.124 --> 01:18:50.725
- I'm not a showman, I'm
not here to entertain you.

01:18:50.727 --> 01:18:52.860
- Oh, that went well.

01:18:52.862 --> 01:18:55.463
This was great. Really.

01:18:55.465 --> 01:18:57.898
Get your penis out of my face.

01:19:07.809 --> 01:19:10.111
- Next on Britney's world,

01:19:10.113 --> 01:19:14.014
Britney tackles your
questions on healthcare.

01:19:14.016 --> 01:19:16.951
- I don't understand the
whole thing about Obamacare.

01:19:16.953 --> 01:19:18.385
Just use a condom.

01:19:18.387 --> 01:19:19.854
- The economy.

01:19:19.856 --> 01:19:22.790
- How can we make
the economy better?

01:19:22.792 --> 01:19:24.492
Just buy stuff.

01:19:24.494 --> 01:19:26.360
- The middle east.

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