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WEBVTT - https://subtitletools.com 00:02:12.199 --> 00:02:16.499 I-I-I mean, rules are like... arbitrary, you know. 00:02:16.699 --> 00:02:20.599 Made up for people who believe in fairy tales like... 00:02:20.699 --> 00:02:22.999 you know, like... like Santa Claus. 00:02:24.399 --> 00:02:26.299 Hey, but not us, right? 00:02:26.399 --> 00:02:28.399 I mean, we know what's important. 00:02:29.599 --> 00:02:32.099 There's a war going on, man. 00:02:32.199 --> 00:02:34.199 A war! 00:02:34.299 --> 00:02:35.999 Ain't that a bitch? 00:02:37.599 --> 00:02:39.599 I just graduated today, man. 00:02:41.199 --> 00:02:43.099 With honours. 00:02:43.299 --> 00:02:45.399 Got my degree in... in pharmacology. 00:02:46.399 --> 00:02:48.399 I'm licensed. 00:02:49.999 --> 00:02:55.199 Look, if you write me up on this drug charge, I won't be able to practise. 00:02:55.299 --> 00:02:58.899 So what we're talking about here is... is my life. 00:02:59.999 --> 00:03:01.299 The rest of it. 00:03:35.399 --> 00:03:38.199 The '60s are over, ... man. 00:04:56.199 --> 00:05:00.999 Jody and Nick, you have come together in this church so that the Lord may seal... 00:05:11.199 --> 00:05:13.399 Yo! You gotta take it like I give it 00:05:13.499 --> 00:05:14.799 I'll write it how I see it 00:05:14.999 --> 00:05:16.499 I been livin' 00:05:16.599 --> 00:05:17.899 Been places you couldn't be 00:05:18.099 --> 00:05:19.799 Took the road less- travelled, I dabbled in weight 00:05:19.999 --> 00:05:23.099 Learned the art of Wu, like, trust me, dabbled in hate 00:05:23.299 --> 00:05:24.899 Now everybody hit the ground... 00:05:30.199 --> 00:05:34.899 Is it true this is the biggest deal you've cut with the FBI? 00:05:56.699 --> 00:05:59.099 I now pronounce you man and wife. 00:06:22.499 --> 00:06:26.299 - Aren't you supposed to be in court? 00:06:26.399 --> 00:06:29.899 Case adjourned. They just seemed to run fresh out of witnesses. 00:06:31.399 --> 00:06:34.999 Ah, frees up The Lizard for his other business. 00:06:35.099 --> 00:06:39.899 100 large has been deducted from your account as promised 00:06:39.999 --> 00:06:43.299 Can The Lizard offer a suggestion on how she can er... 00:06:44.999 --> 00:06:46.599 ..work off the rest of her debt? 00:06:46.699 --> 00:06:49.099 The Lizard may not. 00:07:07.099 --> 00:07:08.599 Go. 00:07:08.699 --> 00:07:11.599 Believe me, you'll thank me later. Let's go. 00:07:11.799 --> 00:07:14.099 No more free meals. Let's go. 00:07:29.199 --> 00:07:31.299 Christ! It's like a reptile house in here. 00:07:34.799 --> 00:07:36.499 Fuck off! 00:07:53.599 --> 00:07:55.599 Ah. Mix-Master. 00:07:56.699 --> 00:07:59.899 To our star chemist, gentlemen. Elmo McElroy. 00:08:03.199 --> 00:08:05.399 Where's Durant? 00:08:07.599 --> 00:08:09.899 I see five. I don't see the Brit. 00:08:09.999 --> 00:08:12.199 Where the fuck is he at? 00:08:12.299 --> 00:08:13.899 He said he'd be here. 00:08:13.999 --> 00:08:16.799 Limey faggot needs a lesson in manners. 00:08:16.999 --> 00:08:18.399 Fuck Durarnt 00:08:18.499 --> 00:08:20.799 Just tell us about this new wonder drug. 00:08:20.999 --> 00:08:22.699 Get your master chemist in here. 00:08:22.799 --> 00:08:23.899 OK. 00:08:23.999 --> 00:08:25.599 Konokko, fetch him. 00:08:25.699 --> 00:08:27.399 Fetch The Lizard's Elmo 00:09:13.899 --> 00:09:16.699 No Durant... 00:09:16.799 --> 00:09:18.799 no McElroy. 00:09:20.399 --> 00:09:22.799 Maybe he went out for something. 00:09:24.799 --> 00:09:28.299 Nobody goes out for something on deal day! 00:09:28.399 --> 00:09:32.499 Now, stop your whining, get up off your ass and go find him! 00:09:32.599 --> 00:09:33.699 Now! 00:09:39.999 --> 00:09:41.799 Just give me a moment 00:09:50.699 --> 00:09:54.499 This s Elmo McEroy's phone He's not home 00:09:54.599 --> 00:09:57.399 You know what to do you know when to do it 00:09:57.599 --> 00:09:58.999 Bye 00:10:03.399 --> 00:10:04.999 Tasty Drops? 00:10:09.999 --> 00:10:12.899 He fucked me! I'm truly ass-invaded! 00:10:32.799 --> 00:10:34.799 You have one new message 00:10:36.899 --> 00:10:39.599 He fucked me I'm truly ass-invaded! 00:10:44.799 --> 00:10:46.799 Rest in peace... 00:10:49.399 --> 00:10:51.399 ..motherfucker. 00:11:10.499 --> 00:11:12.099 You're going home Dakota 00:11:12.199 --> 00:11:14.499 - I'm going to Vegas. - You listen to me 00:11:16.099 --> 00:11:18.299 There's this limey asshole in Liverpool 00:11:18.399 --> 00:11:20.699 named Durant 00:11:20.899 --> 00:11:24.099 He was supposed to show up for this little deal we had going on today. 00:11:24.199 --> 00:11:25.399 He didn't show up. 00:11:25.499 --> 00:11:28.099 The Lizard thinks he stoke his Elmo 00:11:28.299 --> 00:11:30.799 I'm not going back. I don't care how much I owe you. 00:11:30.899 --> 00:11:32.099 Listen to me Dakota 00:11:32.199 --> 00:11:35.799 I want this limey motherfucker Durant off the fucking planet 00:11:35.899 --> 00:11:39.799 and I want fucking Elmo fucking McElroy 00:11:39.870 --> 00:11:43.199 - off the fucking planet! - Did you hear what just said? 00:11:43.299 --> 00:11:45.199 That place has nothing to offer me. 00:11:45.299 --> 00:11:46.699 The Lizard... 00:11:47.799 --> 00:11:51.899 ..will wipe your marker clean. 00:11:55.799 --> 00:11:58.799 Plus a bonus 100,000 00:11:58.899 --> 00:12:01.999 if the job is done in 48 hours. 00:12:02.099 --> 00:12:05.899 And after that, there is nothing to stop you 00:12:05.999 --> 00:12:09.799 from turning right around and leaving again. 00:12:10.899 --> 00:12:12.699 250. 00:12:12.799 --> 00:12:15.599 Get it done. 00:12:15.699 --> 00:12:17.699 It's done. 00:12:22.099 --> 00:12:24.099 Shite! 00:12:38.699 --> 00:12:41.599 would like to extend a very warm welcome to each of you 00:12:41.799 --> 00:12:45.199 on behalf of all the crew on this Virgin Atlantic flight 00:12:45.399 --> 00:12:47.199 Pease store carry-on baggage 00:12:47.399 --> 00:12:49.399 Can I show you to your seat, sir? 00:14:35.999 --> 00:14:38.899 Spit it out. Spit it out now! 00:14:38.999 --> 00:14:40.499 Tommy? 00:14:47.399 --> 00:14:48.999 What? 00:14:52.699 --> 00:14:53.499 What? 00:15:02.299 --> 00:15:04.699 Fuckn' Yanks 00:15:04.799 --> 00:15:09.599 The trouble with the fuckin' Yanks is, they've no fuckin' sense. 00:15:09.699 --> 00:15:11.499 Had some dick in Los Angeles 00:15:11.599 --> 00:15:14.199 actually ask me where I learned English. 00:15:14.299 --> 00:15:15.599 English? Fuck! 00:15:15.799 --> 00:15:17.799 Do you have a problem with America, Felix? 00:15:17.899 --> 00:15:23.699 Oh, yeah. I've got one great big, fat, swollen fucker of a problem with America, twat! 00:15:23.799 --> 00:15:26.699 Listen to this. I'm in fuckin' Florida, right? 00:15:27.999 --> 00:15:30.399 This Southern prat comes up and he's like er... 00:15:30.499 --> 00:15:34.899 "Hey, England's small. You must know that John fuckin' Smith guy, right?" 00:15:34.999 --> 00:15:37.199 - Fuckin' Smith! 00:15:37.399 --> 00:15:40.399 I'm like: Oh, yeah, yeah, mate, that's right. John Smith. 00:15:40.499 --> 00:15:43.999 Yeah, I do know him but he doesn't come from England, mate. 00:15:44.099 --> 00:15:46.099 No, he comes from fuckin' 00:15:46.199 --> 00:15:47.699 Pricksville, USA! 00:15:52.399 --> 00:15:56.099 - You going to answer the fuckin' phone or what? - It's just my wife. 00:15:56.299 --> 00:16:01.499 Now, when Mr. McElroy joins us, I'd be pleased if you kept your opinions to yourself. 00:16:01.599 --> 00:16:06.399 This particular Yank is not a travelling salesman. He's a genius, hmm? 00:16:06.499 --> 00:16:08.499 Who is this cunt? 00:16:10.899 --> 00:16:16.299 So I said to Mr. Durant, I said, "Mr. Durant, we go and meet this fuckin' Yank McElroy, 00:16:16.399 --> 00:16:18.499 bring him to the deal and that's it." 00:16:18.599 --> 00:16:21.799 None of this fuckin' conversation-and-coffee bollocks. 00:16:21.999 --> 00:16:24.499 None of this asking him how the Tampa Bay 'Eers are doing. 00:16:24.699 --> 00:16:26.299 No, I said, "Fuck him. 00:16:26.399 --> 00:16:30.199 I bring him to the deal, I get my fuckin' tickets and I'm off. That's it." 00:16:32.899 --> 00:16:35.199 - Take a left up here - There's no time for this. 00:16:35.299 --> 00:16:36.699 Take a fuckin' left! 00:16:51.699 --> 00:16:53.999 Felix! Felix, listen! 00:16:54.199 --> 00:16:56.199 This is a totally new chemical. 00:16:56.299 --> 00:16:59.299 Once we have the formula, we could make this stuff in a kitchen. 00:16:59.499 --> 00:17:00.799 We don't even need Durant. 00:17:00.999 --> 00:17:03.199 Look. You see that? 00:17:06.299 --> 00:17:09.899 That's tomorrow. Blokes are shagging their mothers-in-law to get a ticket 00:17:09.999 --> 00:17:11.899 and I'm getting two from Mr. Durant. 00:17:12.099 --> 00:17:15.199 So unless you can shite out a couple of tickets on the spot, 00:17:15.299 --> 00:17:17.299 I suggest you shut the fuck up. 00:17:17.399 --> 00:17:20.599 But this is a unique window of opportunity for you. 00:17:20.799 --> 00:17:24.099 - We are talking telephone numbers! - Ah, enough. Take care of him. 00:17:24.199 --> 00:17:25.899 He's gettng on my fuckn' tits 00:17:26.099 --> 00:17:27.699 We're going to be late boss 00:17:27.799 --> 00:17:30.199 Fuck the Yank. Let him wait. 00:17:30.299 --> 00:17:33.999 When you walk... 00:17:34.599 --> 00:17:36.999 Through a storm 00:17:37.199 --> 00:17:40.999 Hold your head up high 00:17:42.099 --> 00:17:45.499 Glory, glory, Man United 00:17:45.699 --> 00:17:48.699 Glory, glory, Man United 00:17:48.799 --> 00:17:51.899 Glory, glory, Man United 00:17:52.099 --> 00:17:55.199 And the Reds go marching on, on, on! 00:17:56.899 --> 00:17:58.899 Boys and girls of Manchester! 00:18:00.999 --> 00:18:05.099 - Just popped over from er... Liverpool... - Fuckin' wanker! 00:18:05.199 --> 00:18:07.499 ..to invite you to a game of footy tomorrow. 00:18:07.599 --> 00:18:09.299 What the fuckin' hell's that, you twat? 00:18:09.399 --> 00:18:12.499 But I'm fuckin' fucked if you pricks are going to win it. 00:18:14.399 --> 00:18:16.599 Come on, then, mate. Keep up the spirit. 00:18:20.099 --> 00:18:22.199 Someone get that fucking thing out! 00:18:22.299 --> 00:18:24.399 Young man, get off the bloody green! 00:18:33.899 --> 00:18:36.299 - Where the fuck have you been? - Round the block. 00:18:36.399 --> 00:18:37.799 Drive, quick! 00:18:47.699 --> 00:18:49.999 Let's go meet the Yankee muppet. 00:18:51.499 --> 00:18:55.099 Where's Lawrence? Where's he gone? We're late. 00:18:55.199 --> 00:18:57.899 - Well, he's... - You left him at the pub. Twat! 00:18:57.999 --> 00:18:59.599 - But you said... - Go back. 00:19:02.699 --> 00:19:04.599 Go back and get him. 00:19:15.299 --> 00:19:17.099 Look at this wanker. 00:19:17.199 --> 00:19:19.199 - Prick! - Go on. 00:19:30.899 --> 00:19:33.799 Lawrence says, right, he's going to be carrying... 00:19:35.199 --> 00:19:37.299 ..a load of drugs, right? 00:19:37.399 --> 00:19:39.799 We do him. Job done. 00:19:39.899 --> 00:19:41.399 OK? 00:19:41.599 --> 00:19:46.699 I'm not having some fuckin' nig-nog... put us out of business, right? 00:19:46.799 --> 00:19:48.799 Hey! 00:19:48.899 --> 00:19:51.299 Watch it! You're pissin' on my fuckin' boots! 00:19:51.399 --> 00:19:53.199 - What about Felix DeSouza? - Fuck him. 00:19:53.399 --> 00:19:54.399 He's a rabid dog. 00:19:54.599 --> 00:19:56.799 Is he? Well, fuck him! 00:19:57.899 --> 00:19:59.699 Fuck him! Leave it to me! 00:19:59.799 --> 00:20:02.599 I'll rip out his fuckin' liver. One shot. Va-voom! 00:20:04.299 --> 00:20:06.299 Yeah? No problem. 00:20:07.399 --> 00:20:09.399 No problem. 00:20:12.699 --> 00:20:13.999 Hey! 00:20:16.499 --> 00:20:19.499 Hey! Felix DeSouza. 00:20:19.599 --> 00:20:21.399 Just the wanker I wanted to deal with. 00:20:21.499 --> 00:20:23.499 Deal with this. 00:20:29.699 --> 00:20:31.799 What a fuckin' day. 00:20:31.899 --> 00:20:34.299 Arthur. Come in, Arthur. Over. 00:20:36.399 --> 00:20:38.599 Why don't you try the big fat button, Arthur? 00:20:39.699 --> 00:20:40.999 Yes, sir. 00:20:41.099 --> 00:20:44.799 Now, we are looking for a large black gentleman wearing a dress. 00:20:44.899 --> 00:20:47.999 That's what Lawrence said. It should be easy. Over. 00:20:48.099 --> 00:20:51.199 Yeah, and we want Customs to pull him over, right? 00:20:51.399 --> 00:20:55.899 Wrong. We want Customs to let him through and you follow him. Over. 00:20:55.999 --> 00:20:57.999 - Utter nutbag. - Right. Over. 00:21:15.599 --> 00:21:17.499 What now? 00:21:17.599 --> 00:21:20.199 Follow them all. Over. 00:21:36.299 --> 00:21:39.499 - Madam, if you'd like to come this way. - No. I've got to go. 00:21:45.899 --> 00:21:47.099 Have you finished? 00:21:47.999 --> 00:21:50.799 Not quit miss, I need to look at your shoulder bag 00:22:03.899 --> 00:22:05.899 Welcome to England. 00:22:06.099 --> 00:22:09.599 Actually, that makes me out to be a bit of a liar, cos let's face it pal, 00:22:09.699 --> 00:22:12.199 you're about as welcome as a dose of the clap. 00:22:12.399 --> 00:22:13.999 But it's always nice to be nice. 00:22:14.099 --> 00:22:16.299 - Who the hell are you? - Felix DeSouza. 00:22:16.399 --> 00:22:18.199 Mr. Durant sent me. 00:22:18.299 --> 00:22:20.899 - I asked for a chemist. Where's Lawrence? - In the car. 00:22:20.999 --> 00:22:23.299 - He should be here. - I should give a shit. 00:22:23.499 --> 00:22:25.499 To me, you're just a ticket to the game. 00:22:33.499 --> 00:22:35.499 Where's the chemist? 00:22:36.699 --> 00:22:38.299 Where's Lawrence? 00:22:39.999 --> 00:22:41.599 You heard him. Where's Lawrence? 00:22:43.299 --> 00:22:45.899 Put these in the truck. Get Durant on the phone. 00:22:48.199 --> 00:22:51.099 Put these fucking sticks in the boot. 00:22:57.199 --> 00:22:58.899 - What's that? - It's Lawrence. 00:22:58.999 --> 00:23:01.299 I can see it's fucking Lawrence. What happened? 00:23:01.399 --> 00:23:03.599 - You told me to take care of him. - Oh, shit. 00:23:03.699 --> 00:23:07.199 I meant to take care of him, not fucking take care of him. 00:23:07.299 --> 00:23:14.199 Shit. 00:23:15.299 --> 00:23:16.999 Shut the fucking thing, will you? 00:23:25.499 --> 00:23:27.399 Fuck... 00:23:27.499 --> 00:23:30.299 Get Durant on the fucking phone, right fucking now! 00:23:39.499 --> 00:23:41.399 Where's my motherfucking chemist?! 00:23:41.499 --> 00:23:44.299 - Lawrence? He should be in the car. - Should be?! 00:23:44.399 --> 00:23:46.199 What kind of fuck-up is this Durant? 00:23:46.299 --> 00:23:49.399 Look, we deal today, or I go to the competition. 00:23:49.499 --> 00:23:51.399 Look, let me speak to DeSouza. 00:23:51.499 --> 00:23:53.199 DeSouza? DeSouza? 00:23:53.299 --> 00:23:56.299 Look, boss, it wasn't my fault. 00:23:56.399 --> 00:23:58.199 Besides, he was fucking irritating. 00:23:58.299 --> 00:24:01.399 Right now, I couldn't give a gnat's chuff. You twat! 00:24:01.499 --> 00:24:03.199 You just make sure McElroy gets here. 00:24:03.399 --> 00:24:05.499 Where's my fucking chemist?! 00:24:05.599 --> 00:24:08.399 - think we need a new chemist Mr. Durant - I know. I know. 00:24:08.499 --> 00:24:10.599 I can fucking hear him, can't I? 00:24:10.699 --> 00:24:12.899 Tell him I'm going to get a hold of er... 00:24:12.999 --> 00:24:14.999 Pudsey Smith, OK? 00:24:15.199 --> 00:24:18.799 Yeah. I am not buying aspirin for a fucking arm and a leg. 00:24:18.899 --> 00:24:20.499 He's getting Pudsey Smith. 00:24:20.599 --> 00:24:22.599 - Who? - He's a deaf-mute. 00:24:22.699 --> 00:24:24.499 Stall him. Just stall him. 00:24:24.599 --> 00:24:27.599 You keep that Yankee cunt happy. And alive. 00:24:27.699 --> 00:24:29.999 All right, boss. Yeah. 00:24:33.399 --> 00:24:35.799 Oh! You fucking twat! 00:24:39.399 --> 00:24:42.399 What's the plan, then? Freshen up? 00:24:42.499 --> 00:24:46.699 Massage? Maybe you fancy a bucket of fried fucking chicken. 00:24:46.899 --> 00:24:48.999 If I wanted cuisine, I'd have gone to Paris. 00:24:49.099 --> 00:24:51.199 You can still go to France. It's not too far. 00:24:51.299 --> 00:24:54.799 It's full of pricks and they hate fucking Yanks too. Do you fancy a bite? 00:24:54.899 --> 00:24:57.099 Yeah. All right. 00:25:07.099 --> 00:25:08.899 Hello, stranger! 00:25:11.499 --> 00:25:14.399 Said hello to lover boy yet? 00:25:14.499 --> 00:25:17.599 - Iki, I'm in a hurry. 00:25:17.699 --> 00:25:20.099 Can we get on with it? 00:25:28.099 --> 00:25:31.799 Ruger mini-14, 223 calibre. 00:25:31.899 --> 00:25:33.899 It comes in a fetching chrome. 00:25:35.799 --> 00:25:37.799 20 rounds per banana. 00:25:37.899 --> 00:25:42.299 Unless the elite and snazzy Iki special takes your fancy, extending your capacity to 40. 00:25:42.399 --> 00:25:45.599 - We've got a Czechoslovakian... - CZ 83, I'll take one. 00:25:45.699 --> 00:25:47.099 Oh... 00:25:47.299 --> 00:25:49.999 Well, that's young Felix's weapon of choice, isn't it? 00:25:50.099 --> 00:25:52.199 Now, there's a trip down memory lane. 00:25:52.399 --> 00:25:54.899 I'm partial to a bit of sentiment, me. 00:25:54.999 --> 00:25:57.799 I've heard things, you know. He misses you. 00:25:59.399 --> 00:26:00.899 So, what are you going to take? 00:26:01.099 --> 00:26:05.499 I'll take the Baretta, the CZ, an ankle holster, add the mini-14 and I'm done. 00:26:05.599 --> 00:26:08.099 - I want to get in and out fast. - Don't we all? 00:26:08.199 --> 00:26:10.899 Does Durant still do his deals at the Port Hotel? 00:26:10.999 --> 00:26:13.499 Silly lad. It'll be his undoing, one of these days. 00:26:13.599 --> 00:26:16.999 But what do you expect from a fella who gets his arse waxed every month? 00:26:17.099 --> 00:26:20.599 I forgot what a circus this place is. 00:26:20.699 --> 00:26:22.299 Funny, that. 00:26:22.399 --> 00:26:26.499 I never did much like the circus. All that poking your head in a lion's mouth shite. 00:26:26.599 --> 00:26:29.899 Bring on the horses! Get 'em rogering the dancing girls! 00:26:29.999 --> 00:26:31.999 That's a circus. 00:26:33.099 --> 00:26:34.699 These... and these 00:26:34.899 --> 00:26:36.499 are on the house. 00:26:38.299 --> 00:26:40.799 Welcome home... Dawn. 00:26:51.099 --> 00:26:52.999 - There you go, mate. - Thanks, mate. 00:26:53.099 --> 00:26:54.699 Ta. 00:27:02.899 --> 00:27:06.499 What the fuck did they do to this fish? Batter it to death? 00:27:06.599 --> 00:27:08.799 Fish and chips. The national dish, mate. 00:27:08.899 --> 00:27:11.599 More like a national disaster. 00:27:11.699 --> 00:27:14.599 I said you don't really wanna go, I can tell 00:27:14.799 --> 00:27:16.399 But I'm gonna take you anyway 00:27:16.499 --> 00:27:17.899 What the hell? 00:27:17.999 --> 00:27:20.699 So come on, get on in the ride 00:27:20.699 --> 00:27:22.999 And let me take you to the other side 00:27:24.199 --> 00:27:26.599 You don't really wanna go, I can tell 00:27:26.699 --> 00:27:28.299 But I'm gonna take you anyway 00:27:28.399 --> 00:27:30.199 What the hell? 00:27:30.299 --> 00:27:32.499 So come on, get on in the ride 00:27:32.599 --> 00:27:35.499 And let me take you to the other side 00:27:35.599 --> 00:27:37.699 I heard you even got a child now 00:27:37.799 --> 00:27:38.799 Look at that 00:27:38.899 --> 00:27:40.399 A baby momma and a bow-wow... 00:27:45.499 --> 00:27:46.899 Keys. 00:27:49.399 --> 00:27:50.999 Twat. 00:27:51.099 --> 00:27:53.099 Come on. 00:27:56.799 --> 00:27:58.799 So, er... 00:27:58.899 --> 00:28:01.599 How much are they paying you to wear that skirt? 00:28:08.999 --> 00:28:10.999 Fag? 00:28:14.399 --> 00:28:16.399 No, motherfucker. 00:28:34.099 --> 00:28:36.899 Ah, Mr. McElroy! 00:28:36.999 --> 00:28:39.399 That's daring, but very dashing attire. 00:28:39.499 --> 00:28:41.199 Let's stick to the business in hand. 00:28:41.999 --> 00:28:45.099 Hey, come on! Mr. McElroy's a guest of ours. 00:28:47.499 --> 00:28:50.199 OK boys Guns on the table please 00:28:51.299 --> 00:28:52.299 Felix? 00:28:52.399 --> 00:28:54.799 I've delivered him. I'll have my tickets and be off. 00:28:54.899 --> 00:28:56.499 OK. Put your gun on the table. 00:28:56.599 --> 00:29:00.399 - Fuck. The game's tomorrow. - Put your fucking gun on the table, you gobshite! 00:29:01.999 --> 00:29:03.999 What? 00:29:04.099 --> 00:29:06.499 - So, who's the chemist? - This is Pudsey Smith. 00:29:06.699 --> 00:29:08.799 A first-class man. Qualified and everything. 00:29:10.099 --> 00:29:11.699 He can't talk. He's been shot. 00:29:21.099 --> 00:29:23.299 Felix, have you shit your pants, or something? 00:29:23.399 --> 00:29:25.399 Something doesn't feel right, Mr. Durant. 00:29:25.499 --> 00:29:29.499 I know. You're making me nervous, for fuck's sake! Sit on your hands, or something. 00:29:29.699 --> 00:29:32.299 OK, Mr. McElroy, the ball's in your court. 00:29:42.899 --> 00:29:46.199 MDMA utilises serotonin 00:29:46.299 --> 00:29:49.599 Opiates like heroin utilise dopamine 00:29:49.699 --> 00:29:53.299 Sort of like the same sensation you get after sex. 00:29:53.399 --> 00:29:55.799 Amphetamines increase adrenaline 00:29:55.999 --> 00:30:01.099 and cocaine gets those synapses in the brain firing really fast. 00:30:01.199 --> 00:30:05.399 My product is 51 times stronger than cocaine. 00:30:05.699 --> 00:30:08.799 51 times more hallucinogenic than acid 00:30:08.899 --> 00:30:11.799 and 51 times more explosive than ecstasy. 00:30:12.999 --> 00:30:14.299 It's like a personal visit... 00:30:15.699 --> 00:30:17.299 ..from God. 00:30:18.899 --> 00:30:20.299 It's that good? 00:30:22.699 --> 00:30:25.399 The dog's bollocks. 00:30:46.899 --> 00:30:49.199 Felix DeSouza. 00:30:49.299 --> 00:30:51.799 - I count ten. - That's right. 00:30:51.999 --> 00:30:56.099 That's one million sterling, or 1...1.6 million dollars. 00:30:56.299 --> 00:30:58.399 But that ain't what we agreed on, is it? 00:30:58.499 --> 00:31:01.299 You're 18.4 million dollars shy. 00:31:01.499 --> 00:31:05.199 And I don't care how you cut it, that's a whole lot shy. 00:31:05.299 --> 00:31:07.299 No... 00:31:07.399 --> 00:31:10.199 Mr. McElroy, what we have there is a goodwill gesture. 00:31:10.399 --> 00:31:11.899 A deposit. A down payment. 00:31:11.999 --> 00:31:14.599 One and a half million's not a bad start, is it? 00:31:14.699 --> 00:31:19.699 I need to do some research. I need to feed a few thousand to the kids, get some feedback. 00:31:19.899 --> 00:31:23.099 You don't think I can allow you to walk out of here with $20 million 00:31:23.199 --> 00:31:25.299 for a formula that only exists in your head? 00:31:25.399 --> 00:31:27.999 And all I get is what? 00:31:28.099 --> 00:31:30.099 An ointment for toe jam. 00:31:35.099 --> 00:31:36.499 - Market research. - Right. 00:31:36.599 --> 00:31:38.799 Profile customers, send out questionnaires. 00:31:43.399 --> 00:31:45.999 Get out the bloody way, Felix. 00:31:46.099 --> 00:31:51.699 I can dig that. But unless you've got what we agreed on, what the fuck am I doing here? 00:31:51.799 --> 00:31:54.099 Give me a call when you're ready to deal. 00:31:54.199 --> 00:31:56.699 - I fucking knew it. 00:31:59.499 --> 00:32:01.299 Room service. 00:32:01.399 --> 00:32:03.399 That old fuckin' chestnut. 00:32:06.999 --> 00:32:08.699 Hey hold it fellas! 00:32:08.799 --> 00:32:11.499 It's my sausage and flamin' mash! 00:32:13.999 --> 00:32:17.099 Sorry, love. Sorry about that, pet. 00:32:17.299 --> 00:32:19.199 It's just that er... 00:32:19.299 --> 00:32:21.199 my dad ran off with a room service maid. 00:32:21.299 --> 00:32:23.799 Things have never really been the same since. 00:32:24.999 --> 00:32:26.699 Bollocks. 00:32:32.799 --> 00:32:34.099 Now's not a good time. 00:32:34.199 --> 00:32:36.099 - Change of plan - What do you mean? 00:32:36.199 --> 00:32:37.799 I want McElroy kept alive. 00:32:37.899 --> 00:32:39.499 I don't do alive, I do dead. 00:32:39.599 --> 00:32:41.199 it's a matter of $20 million 00:32:41.299 --> 00:32:42.999 in cash being vaporised, 00:32:43.199 --> 00:32:46.499 and it's a matter of a lot of anger being directed at The Lizard man. 00:32:46.599 --> 00:32:48.199 You now do alive. 00:32:48.299 --> 00:32:52.499 My future is inside McEroy's skull 00:32:52.599 --> 00:32:55.599 You waste anything and everybody that gets near him. 00:32:55.799 --> 00:32:58.499 You waste them, not him. 00:32:58.699 --> 00:33:01.799 His mind belongs to The Lizard 00:33:01.899 --> 00:33:03.699 Shit. 00:33:10.399 --> 00:33:12.199 Fucking hell! 00:33:15.399 --> 00:33:17.399 Shit, shit, shit! 00:33:25.099 --> 00:33:26.699 Arsehole. 00:33:28.899 --> 00:33:31.499 Let go, you double-crosser. Let go! They're mine! 00:33:31.999 --> 00:33:32.999 Oh! 00:33:45.299 --> 00:33:46.899 Oh, shit. 00:34:03.699 --> 00:34:05.499 Shit. 00:34:11.499 --> 00:34:13.499 Ow! Shit! 00:34:13.599 --> 00:34:16.199 I told you to get out of the way, Felix. 00:34:16.299 --> 00:34:18.299 - Fuck! I've been shot. - Where? 00:34:18.399 --> 00:34:20.299 In the fucking arse! 00:34:20.499 --> 00:34:22.699 Man, it's just a flesh wound. Come on. 00:34:22.799 --> 00:34:26.399 Flesh wound? Is that supposed to sound like a fuckin' good thing? 00:34:32.799 --> 00:34:35.099 Come on, dude. 00:34:37.399 --> 00:34:38.599 Oi, sooty. 00:34:38.799 --> 00:34:40.399 Sooty! 00:34:42.299 --> 00:34:43.699 Here. Take these. 00:34:55.399 --> 00:34:57.499 Oh, fuck! 00:34:57.699 --> 00:35:00.099 Fuckin' get him, boys. Come on! 00:35:05.099 --> 00:35:08.799 - Stay down, bitch. - Oi! You're not driving my car! 00:35:08.899 --> 00:35:10.099 Shit. 00:35:10.299 --> 00:35:12.099 Give me the fuckin' keys. Get in the car. 00:35:12.199 --> 00:35:13.299 Fuck! 00:35:26.899 --> 00:35:28.199 Fucking hell! 00:35:29.299 --> 00:35:31.899 Get your fat arse out of the flamin' car. Check the hotel. 00:35:31.999 --> 00:35:34.799 Put me in the picture. What the fuck happened back there? 00:35:34.999 --> 00:35:36.899 I just got shot in the fucking arse 00:35:36.999 --> 00:35:39.999 - is what happened! - This is not how we do fuckin' business. 00:35:40.099 --> 00:35:42.699 - Just get out of the fucking car! - All right. All right. 00:35:42.799 --> 00:35:43.799 Oh, fuck! 00:35:49.299 --> 00:35:51.599 What the fuck are you doing? 00:35:51.699 --> 00:35:53.399 Woah... 00:35:55.099 --> 00:35:56.599 Just take a fucking left! 00:36:06.299 --> 00:36:07.999 - Get off the pavement! - Shit. 00:36:08.099 --> 00:36:10.399 Watch out! 00:36:10.499 --> 00:36:12.499 Fuck! 00:36:14.199 --> 00:36:16.199 - Which fucking way? - Right. Right. 00:36:21.599 --> 00:36:23.999 - Come on! - Christ! 00:36:25.099 --> 00:36:26.099 Hey 00:36:37.799 --> 00:36:40.199 - The traffic's coming from the right. - I got it. 00:36:45.399 --> 00:36:47.099 Fuck! 00:36:51.299 --> 00:36:53.299 You! Out of my fuckin' way! 00:37:03.099 --> 00:37:04.799 - Oh, bollocks. - The dog's bollocks? 00:37:05.699 --> 00:37:07.199 No. Just plain fucking bollocks. 00:37:07.399 --> 00:37:08.799 - No dogs involved? - No! 00:37:09.699 --> 00:37:11.399 Watch out! Watch out! 00:37:15.299 --> 00:37:16.899 You'll kill the fucking car! 00:37:22.499 --> 00:37:24.799 Fuck. 00:37:26.199 --> 00:37:28.099 Oh! Fuck. 00:37:35.999 --> 00:37:37.299 Hello? 00:37:50.299 --> 00:37:52.299 So, let me get this straight. 00:37:52.399 --> 00:37:55.699 "Bollocks" is bad, whereas "the dog's bollocks" is good, huh? 00:37:55.899 --> 00:37:57.599 Yeah. 00:38:00.599 --> 00:38:02.099 Oh, bollocks. 00:38:08.899 --> 00:38:10.599 Gotcha. 00:38:22.999 --> 00:38:25.299 Come on, then! 00:38:25.399 --> 00:38:26.399 Come on! 00:38:35.699 --> 00:38:38.599 - Stop. - God. Fucking Yanks. 00:38:38.699 --> 00:38:39.899 Come on! 00:38:45.299 --> 00:38:46.299 Shit. 00:38:46.499 --> 00:38:47.999 Fucking hell. 00:38:50.099 --> 00:38:52.099 Scraping my fucking paintwork! 00:38:53.099 --> 00:38:55.499 Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. 00:38:55.599 --> 00:38:58.799 - Fuck you, Kane, you shitebag. - Fuck off! 00:39:03.599 --> 00:39:04.899 Oh, you little fuck! 00:39:04.999 --> 00:39:07.399 Chicken bollocks. 00:39:09.399 --> 00:39:10.899 Shit! 00:39:15.399 --> 00:39:17.699 Fuck you, Kane, you fucking wanker! 00:39:47.599 --> 00:39:49.699 Come here, you! 00:39:49.899 --> 00:39:51.499 - Are you all right? - Fuck off! 00:39:54.799 --> 00:39:57.099 We've lost them. 00:40:01.599 --> 00:40:04.999 Yeah, well, let's not take any chances. 00:40:27.699 --> 00:40:28.599 Oh... 00:40:29.999 --> 00:40:32.299 Oh, shit! 00:40:52.799 --> 00:40:54.499 Are you wanting to junk that, pal? 00:40:54.599 --> 00:40:55.599 You what? 00:40:55.699 --> 00:40:58.499 Dude, do you have a car that works? I need transportation. 00:40:58.699 --> 00:41:00.499 I've got a Cooper needing a lick of paint. 00:41:00.699 --> 00:41:04.299 She goes. Throw in the XJ6 and she's yours for a 100 quid. 00:41:04.399 --> 00:41:08.299 - Deal. - What, a Cooper? Piss off, Popeye. And you. 00:41:08.499 --> 00:41:10.599 I'll tell you what 70, quid and the Jag 00:41:10.799 --> 00:41:12.399 and I'm robbing myself. 00:41:12.499 --> 00:41:15.099 Tha... that's it. That's it. 00:41:15.299 --> 00:41:17.999 I've had just about enough of this shite 00:41:18.099 --> 00:41:20.099 I got you to that deal in one piece. 00:41:20.199 --> 00:41:22.199 I got you out of that deal in one piece. 00:41:22.299 --> 00:41:25.399 As far as I'm concerned, my job's done. It's finished. 00:41:25.599 --> 00:41:29.199 You can leave my motor alone, get your golf clubs, and fuck off back to Dixie. 00:41:29.399 --> 00:41:31.799 Pay attention, Felix DeSouza. 00:41:31.999 --> 00:41:36.499 I atomised a major drugs syndicate to be here this morning. 00:41:36.699 --> 00:41:41.299 Now, I'm stuck in Liver-fucking-fool with you! 00:41:41.399 --> 00:41:47.599 And if I need you to sell your car to help me, you will sell your goddamn car! 00:41:54.499 --> 00:41:56.699 Do I look like the Salvation Army? 00:41:56.799 --> 00:41:59.799 Have I got Jim'll Fix It written on my fucking hat? 00:41:59.999 --> 00:42:03.599 I'm sorry, mate, but help's not a word I'm too familiar with, you know. 00:42:10.299 --> 00:42:11.399 Fuck off! 00:42:33.599 --> 00:42:35.599 I don't believe it. 00:42:37.499 --> 00:42:39.499 So, who's the girl? 00:42:42.399 --> 00:42:44.899 It's my ex-girlfriend. 00:42:48.599 --> 00:42:52.099 Arthur. I want you to describe the situation to me. 00:42:52.299 --> 00:42:55.599 Seven shades of shit in a one-shit trumpet, sir. 00:42:55.699 --> 00:42:58.399 It looks like some kind of a drugs buy. 00:42:58.499 --> 00:43:00.099 None of your ordinary 00:43:00.299 --> 00:43:03.699 Aye aye. Got some blue tabs. They look like sweets. 00:43:03.899 --> 00:43:05.899 How are you? 00:43:05.999 --> 00:43:09.199 What do you mean, how am I? Nearly cut my fucking ear off! 00:43:09.299 --> 00:43:11.299 And I've hurt my knee. 00:43:11.399 --> 00:43:16.499 Now, I want you to get the pills and take them straight down to the lab, double time. 00:43:16.599 --> 00:43:20.499 You got that? And then you call me. Now, what else have you got? 00:43:21.399 --> 00:43:22.899 Six dead bodies and one live one. 00:43:22.999 --> 00:43:25.499 Chief, it's Leopold Durant. 00:43:25.699 --> 00:43:28.999 Durant? Right. Now, concentrate, Arthur. 00:43:29.099 --> 00:43:32.999 Get that fat fuck down here pronto. 00:43:33.099 --> 00:43:34.599 But, sir, he's dying. 00:43:34.799 --> 00:43:37.799 Then you'd better be fucking quick about it, hadn't you? 00:43:42.599 --> 00:43:44.599 She dumped me. 00:43:46.299 --> 00:43:48.299 Two years ago now. 00:43:50.399 --> 00:43:53.099 Changed her name from Dawn to Dakota. 00:43:53.199 --> 00:43:55.899 Fucked off for Las Vegas and a deck of cards. 00:43:56.099 --> 00:43:58.299 So who hired her to take me out? 00:43:58.399 --> 00:44:00.699 You're asking the wrong question, mate. 00:44:02.499 --> 00:44:04.799 She's your guardian angel. 00:44:07.199 --> 00:44:09.799 if she wanted you dead you'd be dead 00:44:09.999 --> 00:44:11.999 She never misses. 00:44:12.099 --> 00:44:14.099 I mean, fucking look at that. 00:44:15.399 --> 00:44:20.499 If she really wanted to hit me... I'd be shiteing through a tube for the rest of my life. 00:44:23.099 --> 00:44:25.999 Someone wants you kept alive. 00:44:33.199 --> 00:44:37.599 Somebody's trying to cut in on Durant's deal. They're shitting again. 00:44:37.699 --> 00:44:40.099 - Yeah, well, shit happens. - No 00:44:40.199 --> 00:44:42.599 Shit don't just happen, shit takes time. 00:44:42.699 --> 00:44:44.699 Shit takes effort. 00:44:44.899 --> 00:44:46.999 $20 million-worth of effort. 00:44:49.699 --> 00:44:52.099 I've got to get a new deal on, fast. 00:44:52.299 --> 00:44:54.899 You know the town, you know the players. 00:44:54.999 --> 00:44:56.699 Look... 00:44:58.599 --> 00:45:00.599 ..all I want is a ticket for the game. 00:45:00.699 --> 00:45:02.699 Do you think you can swing that? 00:45:02.799 --> 00:45:06.399 $20 million could swing anything. You know what I'm selling. 00:45:06.499 --> 00:45:08.499 Well, how much? 00:45:08.599 --> 00:45:11.499 5% of whatever I get out of any deal you set up. 00:45:11.599 --> 00:45:13.599 That's a million dollars. 00:45:13.699 --> 00:45:16.899 Hell, you could buy your own goddamn stadium with that. 00:45:21.299 --> 00:45:24.199 - Game's tomorrow. - You'd better get started, then. 00:45:24.399 --> 00:45:26.399 Oh, and Felix. 00:45:26.499 --> 00:45:29.099 A word of advice. 00:45:29.199 --> 00:45:32.999 You ever want to get the girl, you've got to broaden your horizons. 00:45:40.999 --> 00:45:42.999 KANE: What the fuck is that? 00:45:43.099 --> 00:45:45.099 What is it? 00:45:45.199 --> 00:45:47.199 What? Scotch mist? 00:45:48.799 --> 00:45:51.099 Now, now, now, now, now. 00:45:51.299 --> 00:45:53.899 You are getting greedy, Leopold. 00:45:54.999 --> 00:46:00.999 It's a big deal going down, and you are trying to cut me out of the fucking loop. 00:46:01.199 --> 00:46:05.899 I told you. Face the fuck front! 00:46:09.999 --> 00:46:11.699 This is going to cost you 00:46:11.899 --> 00:46:14.399 an additional 15%. 00:46:14.499 --> 00:46:15.799 No? 00:46:15.999 --> 00:46:17.599 All right, then. 30. 00:46:17.699 --> 00:46:19.299 As you're being so difficult. 00:46:19.399 --> 00:46:24.099 How about this? 50-50. Why settle for anything less, eh? 00:46:26.199 --> 00:46:28.199 60-40. 00:46:28.299 --> 00:46:34.899 Leopold, I don't know if you noticed, my son, but you're in urgent need of a fucking doctor. 00:46:36.399 --> 00:46:38.399 50-50. 00:46:38.599 --> 00:46:40.399 Good boy. 00:46:41.799 --> 00:46:44.399 All right, then, Arthur. Take him down. 00:46:50.499 --> 00:46:52.599 Fuck! 00:46:54.999 --> 00:47:00.699 You really have excelled yourself this time, haven't you, Arthur? Brilliant. Fucking brilliant. 00:47:02.599 --> 00:47:04.299 Eastern meditation music 00:47:12.899 --> 00:47:15.599 Omar, it's my own interpretation, innit? 00:47:15.699 --> 00:47:18.699 - You need to find your centre. - Get off my leg! 00:47:18.799 --> 00:47:21.299 - Find your centre. - Stop messing... Omar! 00:47:22.399 --> 00:47:27.099 Omar, you're messing with my delicate energy field here, all right? 00:47:27.299 --> 00:47:28.899 OK, OK. 00:47:30.099 --> 00:47:32.299 - Cocksucker. - Find your centre, Omar. 00:47:34.999 --> 00:47:36.099 Hello? 00:47:36.199 --> 00:47:38.499 You've got one chance, mate - yes or no - 00:47:38.599 --> 00:47:42.199 to be the number one shite in this particular cesspool. 00:47:42.299 --> 00:47:46.699 Bugger me sideways. Felix DeSouza, you misguided wanker. I'm already number one. 00:47:46.799 --> 00:47:49.199 Always was a bit of a pock - Leo Durant 00:47:49.299 --> 00:47:51.199 - Now he's a dead pock - Dead? 00:47:51.399 --> 00:47:54.399 Hang on, Felix. It's my other line. 00:47:56.499 --> 00:47:57.699 Hello? 00:47:57.799 --> 00:47:59.399 I need to find Felix. 00:47:59.499 --> 00:48:01.499 Hello, Dawn. 00:48:02.799 --> 00:48:04.799 Time to scratch that itch, is it? 00:48:04.899 --> 00:48:06.999 Well, he's gnawing my fucking wigwam. 00:48:07.099 --> 00:48:10.799 - Where does he hang out these days? - Hang on a minute, Dawn. 00:48:10.899 --> 00:48:11.899 Felix... 00:48:11.999 --> 00:48:13.999 Listen, me and er... 00:48:14.099 --> 00:48:16.799 My associate and I have selected you to deal with. 00:48:16.899 --> 00:48:19.599 Well, aren't I just the luckiest bugger alive? 00:48:20.699 --> 00:48:23.099 - Stay there. - I don't fucking believe it. 00:48:24.599 --> 00:48:27.899 - Have you tried Re-Fresh, Pink Factor? - Yeah, all of them. 00:48:27.999 --> 00:48:30.699 Hang on a minute, tiger. Just let me deal with this. 00:48:30.799 --> 00:48:32.799 Let me talk to him. 00:48:33.999 --> 00:48:35.999 The deal is $20 million 00:48:36.099 --> 00:48:39.699 The deal is non-negotiable. The deal expires at midnight. 00:48:39.799 --> 00:48:44.599 Oh, Mr. McElroy, 20 million sounds fannytastic. Yes! 00:48:45.799 --> 00:48:50.899 Negotiation's for arsewipes. If you're not here by midnight, I'll shit myself with woe. 00:48:51.099 --> 00:48:53.699 I want samples, Mr. McElroy. Supersonic samples. 00:48:53.799 --> 00:48:59.199 I want frost, I want 100,000 miles an hour of intergalactic spaciness. See ya. 00:48:59.399 --> 00:49:01.399 We in the house. 00:49:03.299 --> 00:49:05.199 Hya Daw Sorry to keep you 00:49:05.399 --> 00:49:07.799 There might be one person who knows where he is. 00:49:14.599 --> 00:49:15.999 Fuck. 00:49:20.399 --> 00:49:21.999 What the fuck is that? 00:49:22.199 --> 00:49:25.599 Congratulations pal That's your new Cooper 00:49:25.699 --> 00:49:27.699 Mini Cooper. 00:49:35.299 --> 00:49:37.699 Have I got to sort out every fucking problem? 00:49:37.799 --> 00:49:40.499 A laboratory. Or as you would say, a lab-oratree. 00:49:40.599 --> 00:49:42.599 We need a lab, Felix. 00:49:42.799 --> 00:49:47.399 I'm sure that's dead easy where you come from. Fucking lab on every corner, is it? 00:50:00.999 --> 00:50:02.399 Piss off. 00:50:30.899 --> 00:50:34.599 Well, shit in a bag and punch it. She's back. 00:50:38.099 --> 00:50:39.699 I need to find Felix. 00:50:39.799 --> 00:50:42.999 And what do you need from me? A map and a fucking compass? 00:50:43.099 --> 00:50:45.099 Shirley... 00:50:45.199 --> 00:50:48.799 You broke his heart. Did you even give a thought about that? 00:50:48.999 --> 00:50:52.099 - This was a mistake. - Most sensible thing you've said. 00:50:54.599 --> 00:50:57.099 Are you still shooting people for a living? 00:50:57.199 --> 00:51:00.299 What kind of fucking career is that, then, eh? 00:51:03.299 --> 00:51:06.999 - Look, can I come in? - And do what? The dirty stop-out 00:51:07.099 --> 00:51:09.199 doesn't come home till breakfast. 00:51:11.499 --> 00:51:13.899 Really good to be home. 00:51:19.399 --> 00:51:22.299 It's great to see you again, love. 00:51:23.899 --> 00:51:27.599 Baby, it's still you I'm thinking of 00:51:27.699 --> 00:51:29.999 Don't be cruel 00:51:30.199 --> 00:51:32.199 To a heart that's true... 00:51:42.199 --> 00:51:44.199 I wanted to see the world. 00:51:45.599 --> 00:51:47.599 Liverpool isn't the world. 00:51:49.199 --> 00:51:52.999 I couldn't take America. It was like fucking Albania in neon. 00:51:53.099 --> 00:51:55.199 And that stupid football shirt. 00:51:57.099 --> 00:52:01.199 What kind of man jumps into bed shouting, "Come on, you Reds"? 00:52:01.299 --> 00:52:03.499 She made me laugh. 00:52:07.399 --> 00:52:09.399 Good shag, though. 00:52:09.499 --> 00:52:12.899 I tell you, she'd kill anyone for me, I'll say that for her. 00:52:12.999 --> 00:52:14.599 He's got problems. 00:52:14.699 --> 00:52:16.199 She's got problems. 00:52:16.299 --> 00:52:18.499 Shouldn't have come back. 00:52:18.699 --> 00:52:20.199 Better off. 00:52:28.099 --> 00:52:30.099 I need everything on this list. 00:52:30.299 --> 00:52:33.399 I'm dying for a smoke. You haven't any ciggies, have you? 00:52:33.499 --> 00:52:36.199 I'm sorry. Cigarettes are bad for your health. 00:52:36.299 --> 00:52:39.899 So's a fucking punch in the throat. I need fucking nicotine now! 00:52:39.999 --> 00:52:43.099 No need to shout at me. I'm Pakistani, not deaf. 00:52:44.199 --> 00:52:47.799 - Take a puff on this! - Oh, fuck off. 00:52:47.999 --> 00:52:49.399 You? 00:52:50.499 --> 00:52:54.899 You! Dress-wearing er... monkey-boy. 00:52:54.999 --> 00:52:57.299 Monkey-boy! 00:52:57.399 --> 00:53:00.899 You're going to take them drugs of yours and make it work for us. 00:53:00.999 --> 00:53:05.299 - And where would I do this? - In my lab. 00:53:05.499 --> 00:53:07.599 - You got a lab? - Yeah, of course. 00:53:08.999 --> 00:53:11.699 What do you take us for? Rank fucking amateurs? 00:53:26.599 --> 00:53:28.099 Come on! 00:53:37.599 --> 00:53:39.599 Just say no. 00:53:39.799 --> 00:53:42.099 How the fuck did we end up in here? 00:53:42.199 --> 00:53:45.199 One little mistake... 30 years ago. 00:53:55.399 --> 00:53:57.799 All of these items are over-the-counter. 00:53:57.999 --> 00:53:59.999 Nothing illegal here. 00:54:00.099 --> 00:54:02.099 You're no fucking help, are you? 00:54:02.199 --> 00:54:07.299 I beg to differ. You see, it's not the ingredients themselves which determine the effect 00:54:07.399 --> 00:54:09.699 but the manner in which they're combined. 00:54:09.799 --> 00:54:11.799 These kids are getting very smart. 00:54:16.399 --> 00:54:18.399 He's right. 00:54:18.599 --> 00:54:20.599 The ravers are the key. 00:54:20.699 --> 00:54:23.699 Aren't you the clever little chunky monkey? 00:54:23.899 --> 00:54:27.299 You keep banging on about my weight. You're crossing a line. 00:54:27.399 --> 00:54:29.399 Arthur, it was a joke. 00:54:29.599 --> 00:54:31.899 It was a joke. Smile. 00:54:32.099 --> 00:54:34.099 Smile. 00:54:34.199 --> 00:54:35.799 You fat cunt. 00:54:37.999 --> 00:54:39.999 Yo, Blowjob. 00:54:40.199 --> 00:54:45.899 P-O-S 51. Comes in blue or race-car red. 00:54:45.999 --> 00:54:48.899 Destination: stratosphere. 00:54:51.599 --> 00:54:55.799 Only, this one gets you there in 60 seconds. 00:54:55.899 --> 00:54:58.099 You try one first. 00:54:58.199 --> 00:55:00.199 Thought you'd never ask. 00:55:14.499 --> 00:55:16.799 P-O-S 51 ? 00:55:16.899 --> 00:55:18.899 You can't call it that. 00:55:18.999 --> 00:55:22.399 Punters'll feel like right tits asking for tabs of 438 l-O-U, 00:55:22.499 --> 00:55:26.499 whatever the number is. No-one's going to know what they're on about. 00:55:26.699 --> 00:55:30.599 These scumbags spend their entire life smacked out of their heads. 00:55:30.799 --> 00:55:34.299 Numbers - they couldn't even tell you what fucking time it is. 00:55:37.299 --> 00:55:39.399 All right, Mr. Smug, what have you done? 00:55:42.599 --> 00:55:44.899 I think the shit's about to hit the fan. 00:56:14.299 --> 00:56:17.399 - Curry was a bad idea, lads. 00:56:22.999 --> 00:56:24.599 - Oh yeah 00:56:24.799 --> 00:56:27.399 Please. Please. 00:56:31.799 --> 00:56:34.399 Oh, thanks. Oh, thanks. 00:57:47.199 --> 00:57:49.099 Brothers gonna work it out. 00:57:49.299 --> 00:57:51.499 Brothers gonna work it out 00:57:51.599 --> 00:57:55.799 He's a chemical brother! Mr. McElroy... welcome. 00:57:55.899 --> 00:57:58.699 - How you doing, man? - Spectacular is what I'm doing. 00:57:58.899 --> 00:58:00.999 Spectacular 00:58:01.099 --> 00:58:03.799 Nice skirt. Special occasion, is it? 00:58:06.399 --> 00:58:09.699 Are you going to be all right here on your own? 00:58:09.799 --> 00:58:11.799 - She's here. - Right. 00:58:11.999 --> 00:58:16.399 - Everything all right, lads? Problems? - No, man. Nothing we can't handle. 00:58:38.899 --> 00:58:44.699 Every chemical used in the production of this drug is 100% legal. 00:58:44.799 --> 00:58:51.099 Not one ingredient is found on any known government's banned substance watch list. 00:58:52.299 --> 00:58:54.999 Hell, you can ship super tankers of this shit. 00:58:55.099 --> 00:58:59.699 You can even lay a goddamn pipeline and no-one would bat an eye. 00:59:05.299 --> 00:59:07.499 P-O-S 51. 00:59:07.699 --> 00:59:10.199 It's all that. 00:59:10.299 --> 00:59:12.999 And it can be yours. 00:59:13.199 --> 00:59:15.999 If the price... is right. 00:59:38.199 --> 00:59:41.799 Chemistry... Mr. McElroy. 00:59:43.999 --> 00:59:45.999 What is chemistry... 00:59:47.299 --> 00:59:51.099 ..but the ability to attract adoration in others? 00:59:56.799 --> 00:59:59.399 You see, you're like me, Mr. McElroy. 00:59:59.499 --> 01:00:02.999 You're a sky-highatrist, I'm a sky-high artist. 01:00:03.099 --> 01:00:06.499 See i always knew 'd be a drug dealer even when i was a kid 01:00:06.599 --> 01:00:09.399 I saw my dad hit my mother my mother hit my brother 01:00:09.599 --> 01:00:12.299 my brother hit my sister, and my sister fuck my father. 01:00:12.499 --> 01:00:14.199 So i suppose it's inevitable, really. 01:00:14.299 --> 01:00:18.299 You'd have to be on drugs just to live in that madhouse, wouldn't you? 01:00:18.399 --> 01:00:21.399 Drugs are good, Mr. McElroy. 01:00:22.599 --> 01:00:24.599 Drugs are our mates. 01:00:26.499 --> 01:00:30.099 Fuck. I'm getting on my own nerves. 01:00:31.699 --> 01:00:34.599 What I'm trying to say to you, Mr. McElroy, is... 01:00:37.699 --> 01:00:41.799 ..I'm very much attracted to what you have to offer. 01:00:54.499 --> 01:00:56.499 How are you doing, Felix? 01:00:57.599 --> 01:00:59.599 Well, my boss is dead... 01:01:00.799 --> 01:01:03.199 ..can't get a ticket for tomorrow's match, 01:01:03.399 --> 01:01:06.599 and, oh, yeah, I've got a fucking bullet hole in the arse. 01:01:07.799 --> 01:01:09.599 Apart from that, 01:01:09.699 --> 01:01:11.699 I'm tiptop. 01:01:15.399 --> 01:01:17.399 So who's the target? 01:01:17.499 --> 01:01:20.199 You've got that look in your eye. 01:01:20.299 --> 01:01:22.299 I've been looking for you 01:01:22.499 --> 01:01:26.299 Oh, yeah? For old times' sake or for the company I keep? 01:01:26.399 --> 01:01:28.499 Little bit of both. 01:01:31.299 --> 01:01:33.299 So, you have got me on your list, then? 01:01:34.599 --> 01:01:36.599 You've always been on my list. 01:01:39.199 --> 01:01:41.799 40 years ago 01:01:41.899 --> 01:01:46.399 a rock-and-roll revolution was launched in this town. 01:01:47.999 --> 01:01:52.199 Tonight, we're going to launch a new revolution. 01:01:53.699 --> 01:01:59.699 One that will rock and roll your senses. 01:02:01.499 --> 01:02:05.299 And you... are my test pilots. 01:02:05.499 --> 01:02:13.099 You're going to kiss the sun and taste the motherfuckin' rainbow. 01:02:18.699 --> 01:02:21.999 Are you ready? 01:02:22.099 --> 01:02:26.499 Are... you... ready? 01:02:26.599 --> 01:02:32.199 Then let's get ready to party. 01:03:16.099 --> 01:03:18.499 Have you any idea how much I missed you? 01:03:18.599 --> 01:03:20.199 Why didn't you stay with me, then? 01:03:20.399 --> 01:03:22.999 What, me? in America? Don't be soft! 01:03:23.099 --> 01:03:25.999 Besides, I don't know who you are any more, girl. 01:03:26.199 --> 01:03:30.199 It's been nearly two years. I haven't heard a word. 01:03:33.299 --> 01:03:35.299 Still... 01:03:36.399 --> 01:03:38.199 I always hoped... 01:03:41.999 --> 01:03:43.999 ..you might... 01:03:44.099 --> 01:03:45.799 change your mind... 01:03:46.899 --> 01:03:49.499 ..and come home. 01:03:52.699 --> 01:03:54.699 We could have a fresh start. 01:03:58.399 --> 01:04:00.399 Aren't you going to say anything? 01:04:29.799 --> 01:04:33.099 This, Mr. McElroy, is a fucking miracle. 01:04:33.199 --> 01:04:38.299 Drug use will reach epidemic proportions, revolutions will break out, governments will fall! 01:04:39.199 --> 01:04:41.899 20 million, and not a penny less! 01:04:41.999 --> 01:04:44.299 - Where do I sign? - Si... Sign?! 01:04:44.399 --> 01:04:46.399 This ain't some written contract. 01:04:46.599 --> 01:04:49.799 The kind of agreement I could take you to court and sue your ass over. 01:04:49.899 --> 01:04:51.899 You fuck me on this deal, 01:04:52.099 --> 01:04:55.299 I gotta take out a contract just to get even on the goddamn contract! 01:04:55.399 --> 01:04:58.499 We think we have an agreement, we think we see things the same way. 01:04:58.699 --> 01:04:59.899 Either we do, or we don't. 01:04:59.999 --> 01:05:01.699 You're either in, or you're out. 01:05:01.799 --> 01:05:04.599 You give me the money, I give you the formula. Are we clear? 01:05:05.799 --> 01:05:09.399 Crystal, Mr. McElroy. Crystal. 01:05:09.499 --> 01:05:12.599 I'm not Leo Durant. I'm a man of my word. 01:05:12.699 --> 01:05:14.799 Get in my way, 01:05:14.899 --> 01:05:16.999 and I'm gonna have to shoot you. 01:05:19.599 --> 01:05:21.999 Get in my way, and I'm gonna have to shoot you again. 01:05:23.799 --> 01:05:25.799 I've got to work, babe. 01:05:29.299 --> 01:05:31.799 Fucking cow! 01:05:38.499 --> 01:05:40.299 Oh, fuck! 01:05:42.399 --> 01:05:45.999 Can't a brother just deal some goddamn drugs? 01:05:48.699 --> 01:05:51.299 Time to go, Elmo. 01:06:06.799 --> 01:06:09.399 Mr. Kane. Is it that time of the month already? 01:06:09.499 --> 01:06:12.999 I thought you weren't due till next week, you eager beaver. 01:06:21.899 --> 01:06:24.599 Now, ain't that always the way? 01:06:24.699 --> 01:06:27.399 Elevator music, a nigger in a kilt, 01:06:27.499 --> 01:06:30.499 and a chick with a nickel-plated nine. 01:06:34.599 --> 01:06:36.599 And now a word from our sponsor. 01:06:36.699 --> 01:06:38.699 That ain't no Liverpool accent. 01:06:40.099 --> 01:06:42.099 - Say hello, Elmo. - Hello, Elmo. 01:06:42.199 --> 01:06:45.599 Absence makes the heart grow fonder Elmo 01:06:45.699 --> 01:06:48.499 And The Lizard so full of 01:06:48.599 --> 01:06:50.599 motherfucking fonderence for you 01:06:50.799 --> 01:06:55.399 that he got on this plane just to come see you. 01:06:55.499 --> 01:06:57.199 I'm touched. 01:06:57.399 --> 01:06:59.699 - You will be. - You got my cash? 01:06:59.899 --> 01:07:02.599 You're flush, sweetcakes. You are flush. 01:07:03.799 --> 01:07:06.999 He's looking forward to seeing you. 01:07:19.299 --> 01:07:22.199 So, what's the price tag on my ass? 01:07:22.299 --> 01:07:24.299 It's enough. Move. 01:07:38.699 --> 01:07:42.099 Last stop. There's nowhere from here but down. 01:07:42.199 --> 01:07:43.699 Reel me in! 01:07:43.899 --> 01:07:46.099 Why would I dream of doing a stupid thing like that? 01:07:46.199 --> 01:07:49.299 - Pull me up, will you? - Fold or call? 01:07:49.399 --> 01:07:53.499 - What? - You play poker. Fold or call? 01:07:53.599 --> 01:07:55.699 - I'm your last chance, girl. 01:07:55.799 --> 01:07:57.999 I'm that out you've been looking for. 01:07:58.099 --> 01:08:00.999 I'm only gonna make this offer once. 01:08:01.099 --> 01:08:03.599 You either take it and get out from under The Lizard's ass 01:08:03.799 --> 01:08:06.499 or you stay a slave and wonder where your life went. 01:08:06.599 --> 01:08:09.799 You think you can save me, do you? Look where you are! 01:08:09.999 --> 01:08:13.399 - Get real! - A million in bonds, untraceable. 01:08:13.599 --> 01:08:16.399 That's real! That's a fresh start. 01:08:16.599 --> 01:08:20.199 Try quitting while you're ahead for a change... Dawn. 01:08:20.399 --> 01:08:22.399 - No. - No?! 01:08:25.599 --> 01:08:28.599 I want 10% of your deal with Iki. 01:08:28.699 --> 01:08:30.299 You're negotiating with me?! 01:08:30.399 --> 01:08:31.999 Look at your options. 01:08:34.599 --> 01:08:36.199 10%. 01:08:36.399 --> 01:08:38.499 Have a look at yours. 01:08:42.499 --> 01:08:44.299 All right. 01:08:55.899 --> 01:08:58.799 Now that is a lovely dress. 01:08:58.999 --> 01:09:00.399 Need the extra room, do you? 01:09:00.599 --> 01:09:02.399 Tell me something. I'm intrigued. 01:09:02.599 --> 01:09:05.499 Is it true that you fellas are equipped with incredibly... 01:09:08.599 --> 01:09:10.299 ..large... 01:09:12.199 --> 01:09:13.699 Fuck! 01:09:15.899 --> 01:09:17.499 Thanks. 01:09:17.699 --> 01:09:18.899 My pleasure. 01:09:18.999 --> 01:09:20.399 You can move your arm now. 01:09:25.399 --> 01:09:27.399 Right, then you Scouse git 01:09:28.499 --> 01:09:30.499 In the last 12 hours 01:09:30.599 --> 01:09:33.799 this city has gone from a peaceful, fun-loving, Utopia 01:09:33.819 --> 01:09:35.899 to an all-out fucking war zone. 01:09:36.099 --> 01:09:38.099 And I, Virgil Kane... 01:09:39.199 --> 01:09:41.199 Well, I want to know why. 01:09:41.299 --> 01:09:46.499 Nobody cuts me out of anything in this parochial pisshole. 01:09:47.099 --> 01:09:48.499 You smell that, Felix. Smell it. 01:09:48.599 --> 01:09:50.999 - Smell it! 01:09:51.099 --> 01:09:53.099 That is essence of Durant. 01:09:54.399 --> 01:09:57.199 And Durant got what he deserved. 01:09:57.299 --> 01:09:59.799 So, when a deal goes down, 01:09:59.999 --> 01:10:03.499 you, my old sausage, will fix it. Time and place. 01:10:03.699 --> 01:10:05.799 And then you will call me. 01:10:05.899 --> 01:10:08.999 Otherwise... Accessory to murder. 01:10:10.099 --> 01:10:12.899 Possession of a firearm. 01:10:12.999 --> 01:10:14.799 You fuck me, 01:10:14.999 --> 01:10:16.999 I'll have you on your hands and your knees, 01:10:17.099 --> 01:10:21.499 with your arse in the air, exposing your rusty sheriff's badge for the next 20 years. 01:10:24.099 --> 01:10:27.099 So ask yourself, are you going to help restore 01:10:27.299 --> 01:10:29.599 some national pride, and stick one on the Yanks? 01:10:29.699 --> 01:10:32.899 Or, like the rest of your life, are you going to piss it all away? 01:10:34.499 --> 01:10:36.799 Are you going to help me 01:10:36.899 --> 01:10:38.599 to help you? 01:10:38.699 --> 01:10:40.699 Eight hours till kickoff. 01:10:43.299 --> 01:10:44.999 It's a big game. 01:10:46.199 --> 01:10:49.099 Let's just see if you come good. 01:10:59.819 --> 01:11:01.399 Mr. Kane. 01:11:07.819 --> 01:11:09.699 See ya! 01:11:12.399 --> 01:11:15.099 - You'll never walk alone, eh, mate? 01:11:31.199 --> 01:11:34.119 Help me to help you? Cunt! 01:12:03.499 --> 01:12:06.899 How do you think that motherfucker would do against people who diss 01:12:06.999 --> 01:12:10.499 like Soso McGure, Griffy They'd be knocking this shit out the park 01:12:10.599 --> 01:12:13.599 He can't throw that kinda heat! Kevin's got what's goin' on here! 01:12:13.799 --> 01:12:16.699 - You don't know what you're talking about - Bullshit 01:12:16.799 --> 01:12:20.299 Kevin Brown couldn't carry Sandy Koufax's jockstrap. 01:12:20.399 --> 01:12:22.799 You've been listening to too much Vince Scully. 01:12:22.899 --> 01:12:27.199 You need to get your ear out of the radio, and carry your ass out to the ball game. 01:12:28.799 --> 01:12:30.799 Sorry, but er... 01:12:31.999 --> 01:12:33.599 ..have I missed something? 01:12:39.599 --> 01:12:40.999 What the fuck is that? 01:12:41.199 --> 01:12:45.099 - Black pudding. Fried pig's blood. - Oh! 01:12:45.299 --> 01:12:47.799 Are you two planning on filling me in, or what? 01:12:50.099 --> 01:12:51.999 Elmo's propositioned her. 01:12:52.099 --> 01:12:54.299 Nice one, Shirley. 01:12:54.399 --> 01:12:55.899 I'm listening. 01:12:56.099 --> 01:13:00.099 Lizard offered Dakota 250K to deliver my live ass to him. 01:13:00.299 --> 01:13:03.899 I've made her a significantly better offer. 01:13:03.999 --> 01:13:06.799 And I'm thinking... she might entertain... 01:13:07.899 --> 01:13:10.399 ..certain sentimental reasons for not doing her job. 01:13:10.499 --> 01:13:12.299 The question is 01:13:12.499 --> 01:13:15.699 whether it's going to pay me... to be sentimental. 01:13:21.099 --> 01:13:23.399 Look, we have a choice. 01:13:24.199 --> 01:13:28.099 We can use our "Get out of jail free" cards, 01:13:28.199 --> 01:13:34.099 or we can choose "Stop, do not pass Go". Do not collect 20 million dollars. 01:13:35.599 --> 01:13:37.599 Do we have a deal? 01:13:42.499 --> 01:13:45.299 Do that again, I will definitely fucking shoot you. 01:13:45.399 --> 01:13:47.899 Shut your gob! Go and get yourself cleaned up! 01:13:56.799 --> 01:13:58.899 - And no shagging up there! - Yeah. 01:13:58.999 --> 01:14:01.499 No shagging up there. 01:14:14.799 --> 01:14:16.799 We do this job and we get out. 01:14:25.899 --> 01:14:27.899 It's what we all want, isn't it? 01:14:36.899 --> 01:14:38.199 Just to get out. 01:14:54.299 --> 01:14:56.299 So, what's the plan? 01:14:56.499 --> 01:14:58.499 You tell me. 01:15:05.199 --> 01:15:07.199 What's the plan? 01:15:07.399 --> 01:15:08.899 You tell me. 01:15:58.999 --> 01:16:01.299 Listen! It's got to come from your belly. 01:16:01.499 --> 01:16:03.999 Right deep down! 01:16:04.099 --> 01:16:06.099 It's your birth trauma. 01:16:06.299 --> 01:16:10.199 Now cleanse your charkas and let it all out. 01:16:16.699 --> 01:16:20.099 - Let it go! - I'm trying, you fucking fairy! 01:16:22.399 --> 01:16:24.199 All right? 01:16:32.099 --> 01:16:35.199 - All-righty. Good morning. - All right, let's finish this deal. 01:16:35.299 --> 01:16:37.299 My sentiments exactly. 01:16:38.499 --> 01:16:41.499 - Any particular venue? - No airports no hotel rooms 01:16:41.599 --> 01:16:44.899 no dockyards, no barges, no pharmacies, 01:16:44.999 --> 01:16:46.799 - no animal-testing labs. - Oh! 01:16:46.899 --> 01:16:50.399 - No rooftops. - Riddles! Riddles! I love riddles. 01:16:50.499 --> 01:16:53.499 No abandoned warehouses or rave clubs. 01:16:55.799 --> 01:16:57.799 I want total privacy 01:16:57.899 --> 01:17:00.599 in a very public place. 01:17:01.899 --> 01:17:03.899 And security. 01:17:03.999 --> 01:17:06.299 Cops. Lots of them. 01:17:06.499 --> 01:17:09.499 And witnesses. Thousands of witnesses. 01:17:09.699 --> 01:17:13.299 - You getting my drift? - We er 've got a certain er 01:17:13.499 --> 01:17:17.799 business indulgence, shall we say, that I could er... utilise. 01:17:17.899 --> 01:17:20.899 - So, what time's kickoff? - Three o?clock sharp 01:17:20.999 --> 01:17:22.099 I'll be there. 01:17:22.299 --> 01:17:23.999 Football and drugs. 01:17:24.099 --> 01:17:26.099 A perfect Saturday afternoon. 01:17:27.799 --> 01:17:29.799 Liverpool! 01:17:29.899 --> 01:17:31.899 Liverpool! 01:17:32.099 --> 01:17:33.399 Come on! 01:17:33.499 --> 01:17:34.699 Charkas! 01:17:56.299 --> 01:17:58.299 No, no, no, no, no, chubster. 01:17:58.399 --> 01:18:00.399 - You stay here. - What for? 01:18:00.499 --> 01:18:05.799 I don't know. Keep your eyes peeled on the exit. And try for fuck's sake to blend in, cunt! 01:18:09.299 --> 01:18:11.299 This clown better deliver. 01:18:11.399 --> 01:18:14.999 Don't worry. Iki put something like this together a couple of years ago now. 01:18:15.099 --> 01:18:16.699 Yeah? What happened? 01:18:16.799 --> 01:18:18.299 They all died. 01:18:20.499 --> 01:18:22.499 We get in, we get out. 01:18:22.599 --> 01:18:24.599 What about the game? 01:18:24.699 --> 01:18:28.699 - We're staying to watch the game, right? - Dude, I'm in, then I'm out. 01:18:37.899 --> 01:18:43.799 Virgin Atlantic announce the arrival of Flight ES12 from Los Angeles 01:18:47.399 --> 01:18:48.599 Any glass bottles? 01:18:48.699 --> 01:18:51.999 Good afternoon, gentlemen. Welcome to Anfield, the home of football. 01:18:52.099 --> 01:18:54.999 - Too right, pal. - McElroy, DeSouza. 01:18:55.099 --> 01:18:59.599 Yes, sir. Take the lift to the third floor. It's the first door on your right, sir. 01:18:59.699 --> 01:19:01.699 Thank you. 01:19:02.999 --> 01:19:05.499 - Sir? - Don't you want to search me? 01:19:06.799 --> 01:19:10.099 Guests for the executive suites are never searched, sir. 01:19:11.399 --> 01:19:13.899 Right. I knew that. 01:19:27.199 --> 01:19:29.299 Welcome! Come in, come in. 01:19:32.799 --> 01:19:34.899 Excellent. 01:19:34.999 --> 01:19:38.599 I'm nothing if not hospitable, Felix. Make yourself at home. 01:19:38.799 --> 01:19:41.699 Iki: I'm so excited I could shit! 01:19:47.499 --> 01:19:50.399 - Huh? - Right, Mr. McElroy, a drink 01:19:50.499 --> 01:19:52.499 while tell you about my plans 01:19:52.699 --> 01:19:54.699 Oh I've got plans Mr. McEroy 01:19:54.799 --> 01:19:58.099 - Big fucking plans. - Hey hey hey! 01:19:58.199 --> 01:20:00.299 No talk. You want a beverage? 01:20:01.399 --> 01:20:04.099 I'll fix your beverage while you get the 20 mill. 01:20:05.199 --> 01:20:07.899 I give you the formula, you smile, 01:20:08.099 --> 01:20:09.299 we toast, 01:20:09.399 --> 01:20:11.399 we pretend we're friends, 01:20:12.499 --> 01:20:15.799 - and we go our separate ways. - Foreplay Mr. McEroy 01:20:15.899 --> 01:20:19.099 - It's the only way to a good relationship. - Ah 01:20:19.199 --> 01:20:22.599 Iki, my love, we're way past holding hands. 01:20:35.999 --> 01:20:38.499 20 million in bonds. Untraceable. 01:20:38.599 --> 01:20:42.799 What?! Is that supposed to be 20 mill? 01:20:42.899 --> 01:20:46.999 I'm not heftin' gold bars around the shop, am I? It's not fucking Goldfinger, is it? 01:20:48.599 --> 01:20:50.599 Easy, flower. 01:20:50.799 --> 01:20:52.499 Where's my formula? 01:21:02.099 --> 01:21:04.499 Wish you were here? 01:21:17.299 --> 01:21:21.299 I'm fucking there, Mr. McElroy. I'm fucking there. 01:21:21.499 --> 01:21:23.499 An inspired choice, I must say, 01:21:23.699 --> 01:21:26.499 my er... chemical brother. 01:21:27.199 --> 01:21:28.199 Cheers. 01:21:30.899 --> 01:21:32.699 Ah-ah-ah-ah! 01:21:38.899 --> 01:21:41.399 I never was one to be too sentimental. 01:21:44.099 --> 01:21:46.099 Elmo! 01:21:47.799 --> 01:21:49.399 It ain't often 01:21:49.599 --> 01:21:54.099 that a blowed-up motherfucker gets to chat to the motherfucker that blowed him up. 01:21:54.199 --> 01:21:55.999 You got that right. 01:21:56.099 --> 01:21:59.899 Usually, the blowed-up motherfucker has the courtesy to stay blowed up. 01:21:59.999 --> 01:22:02.799 I'll try to be more accommodating next time, Elmo. 01:22:05.299 --> 01:22:07.599 Ooh, cocktails! What are we celebrating? 01:22:07.799 --> 01:22:10.499 Oh, er... we're toasting... 01:22:11.699 --> 01:22:13.699 ..our deal, Mr. Lizard. 01:22:14.799 --> 01:22:16.299 - Our deal? - Not your deal. 01:22:16.399 --> 01:22:18.499 Hands across the ocean you might say 01:22:18.699 --> 01:22:20.399 Fucking twat. 01:22:20.499 --> 01:22:22.699 Elmo Mix-Master. 01:22:25.199 --> 01:22:27.699 Cheers. 01:22:29.299 --> 01:22:32.099 - I love your touches. - To a global partnership. 01:22:32.299 --> 01:22:34.499 To a global partnership! 01:22:41.499 --> 01:22:43.599 Fucking limey bastard. 01:22:43.699 --> 01:22:46.899 Global partnership, my ass! 01:22:47.099 --> 01:22:51.599 My money is on good old-fashioned American monopoly, you son of a bitch! 01:22:51.799 --> 01:22:53.599 Besides, 01:22:53.699 --> 01:22:56.399 England ain't nothin'... 01:22:56.599 --> 01:22:59.699 nothing' but the 51st. state! 01:23:00.899 --> 01:23:06.099 Don't you just fucking hate it when a motherfucker stabs you in the back? 01:23:08.899 --> 01:23:12.799 The Lizard travelled 12,000 miles to settle accounts with you! 01:23:12.899 --> 01:23:14.499 So? What? 01:23:14.599 --> 01:23:17.699 You gonna tell me how much you missed me, or are you gonna shoot me? 01:23:17.799 --> 01:23:20.699 I'm sick and tired of fucking chasing your ass! 01:23:20.799 --> 01:23:24.299 Now, you give me my fucking goods, and you give 'em to me fucking now! 01:23:25.999 --> 01:23:28.299 You better chill with that shit, motherfucker. 01:23:28.399 --> 01:23:30.399 - own you! - You own me? 01:23:30.499 --> 01:23:33.299 - I fucking own you! - You own shit! 01:23:33.399 --> 01:23:37.399 Go ahead, kill me. Put me out of my misery for the first time in 30 years. 01:23:37.499 --> 01:23:40.099 But you will no longer take what is mine. 01:23:40.199 --> 01:23:41.699 Fucking right. 10% is mine. 01:23:41.799 --> 01:23:45.199 - Five! - Five fucking per cent of that's mine. 01:23:45.399 --> 01:23:47.999 Shut the fuck up! I don't even know who the fuck you are! 01:23:51.299 --> 01:23:53.499 Oh, you've got some big fucking onions, Elmo. 01:23:53.699 --> 01:23:55.699 This... 01:23:55.799 --> 01:23:59.299 is the most expensive candy on the market. 01:23:59.399 --> 01:24:01.599 The drug's a fake, you know. 01:24:01.799 --> 01:24:05.899 It's bogus. It's what we chemists call a placebo. 01:24:06.099 --> 01:24:08.099 It's whatever you want it to be. 01:24:09.499 --> 01:24:13.599 You can run all the tests you want, and it'll look like the best shit in the universe, 01:24:13.699 --> 01:24:18.399 but the ingredients... they cancel each other out. 01:24:18.599 --> 01:24:22.699 Fucking confusing The Lizard ain't gonna fucking help your cause, Elmo. 01:24:22.899 --> 01:24:25.099 You've gotta give big ups to marketing. 01:24:25.199 --> 01:24:27.199 The ability to make people believe. 01:24:27.299 --> 01:24:29.299 The power of suggestion. 01:24:29.499 --> 01:24:31.999 P-O-S 01:24:32.099 --> 01:24:34.099 51. 01:24:35.499 --> 01:24:38.099 I don't give a shit! Is this fucking science lecture over? 01:24:38.299 --> 01:24:41.599 It will be in... 23 seconds. 01:24:45.699 --> 01:24:48.799 t takes 10 seconds for an imbibed liquid to reach the stomach 01:24:49.099 --> 01:24:54.199 It takes the human body 81 seconds to heat that liquid to the point of chemical volatility. 01:24:56.599 --> 01:24:59.199 You... have 12 seconds left. 01:24:59.299 --> 01:25:01.799 12 seconds? What the fuck are you talking about? 01:25:01.899 --> 01:25:03.799 And what is the big fucking umbrella? 01:25:03.899 --> 01:25:05.199 Freeze! 01:25:05.399 --> 01:25:07.099 - Oh! - You lumpy 01:25:07.199 --> 01:25:08.699 in the kaftan, drop the gun. 01:25:08.799 --> 01:25:11.999 Nice and controlled. How's my timing, Felix? 01:25:12.199 --> 01:25:13.699 It's fucking perfect. 01:25:37.899 --> 01:25:39.899 That cleared my sinuses. 01:25:42.699 --> 01:25:44.699 Drugs... 01:25:44.899 --> 01:25:46.699 always kill you in the end. 01:25:58.999 --> 01:26:01.799 Whoa! Whoa. Whoa, shit! 01:26:04.299 --> 01:26:06.899 All right, lads. 01:26:06.999 --> 01:26:09.499 Get the cuffs on this cockney twat! 01:26:13.099 --> 01:26:15.099 As agreed. 01:26:16.999 --> 01:26:18.999 What about the drug? 01:26:19.099 --> 01:26:21.699 You conned us. 01:26:21.899 --> 01:26:23.899 I conned them... 01:26:23.999 --> 01:26:26.299 We got paid. 01:26:28.399 --> 01:26:29.399 Is this, 01:26:29.499 --> 01:26:32.199 or is this not, worth 20 million dollars? 01:26:35.499 --> 01:26:37.199 This castle's worth, 01:26:37.299 --> 01:26:39.299 I'd say, more like... 01:26:39.399 --> 01:26:41.499 seven, seven and a half. 01:26:54.699 --> 01:26:56.699 Do you want to see the game? 01:26:58.099 --> 01:26:59.699 Easy come 01:26:59.899 --> 01:27:02.599 Easy go 01:27:02.699 --> 01:27:05.599 Watch the world flow 01:27:25.899 --> 01:27:28.699 Mr. McElroy, 01:27:28.799 --> 01:27:31.999 you are a genuine McElroy like myself, you say. 01:27:32.099 --> 01:27:34.799 This is the tartan of my slave master. 01:27:34.999 --> 01:27:39.099 I now claim his castle and his lands for my own. 01:27:39.199 --> 01:27:41.199 I see. 01:27:41.399 --> 01:27:44.699 - But will you not now be making your putt? - Aye 01:27:53.599 --> 01:27:58.699 Congratulations, Mr. McElroy. An outstanding round of golf. 01:27:58.799 --> 01:28:00.799 You ain't seen nothing yet. 01:28:06.199 --> 01:28:08.199 Well! 01:28:08.399 --> 01:28:11.499 I can tell you, it's the first time that's been seen on the 18th green. 01:28:19.299 --> 01:28:21.299 Elmo's in the house!