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WEBVTT - https://subtitletools.com 00:00:16.716 --> 00:00:19.514 Kate Reddy? I've known her six years. 00:00:19.652 --> 00:00:21.313 Smartest girl I know. 00:00:21.454 --> 00:00:23.388 And a heart of gold, too. 00:00:23.523 --> 00:00:26.458 All us working mothers feel like we're spinning 50 plates 00:00:26.593 --> 00:00:29.084 in they air at once, but Kate, you can give her ten more plates, 00:00:29.229 --> 00:00:31.390 all the size of manhole covers, and she just keeps going. 00:00:31.531 --> 00:00:34.125 Big report due the next day at work, done. 00:00:34.267 --> 00:00:37.259 Sew some extra fairy wings on for Emily's recital, she's doing it. 00:00:37.404 --> 00:00:41.431 Last minute in-laws show up, she can do it without mixing vodka and Xanax. 00:00:41.574 --> 00:00:43.804 It's amazing. I'm telling you, she's amazing. 00:00:47.947 --> 00:00:51.439 For all of us moms, there comes a time when you almost don't pull it off, 00:00:51.584 --> 00:00:56.078 and, um, for Kate, that was those three months last winter. 00:00:56.222 --> 00:00:59.658 And all that trouble started with the bake sale. 00:01:00.760 --> 00:01:02.625 [chuckling] Did she tell you about the bake sale? 00:01:03.329 --> 00:01:05.524 [Kate] Oh, my God, the kindergarten bake sale. 00:01:05.665 --> 00:01:06.461 [phone beeps] 00:01:06.599 --> 00:01:09.124 I had just flown home to Boston from a business trip. 00:01:09.269 --> 00:01:13.763 But then I got the reminder from Emily's school about the bake sale. 00:01:15.542 --> 00:01:18.010 I promised Emily that I'd make something homemade 00:01:18.144 --> 00:01:20.578 and I was prepared to stay up all night to do it. 00:01:20.713 --> 00:01:24.274 But the deli was out of baking supplies. 00:01:26.953 --> 00:01:31.219 This pie was going to be homemade if it was the last thing I did. 00:01:32.892 --> 00:01:35.156 Why did I care? Well, first of all, 00:01:35.295 --> 00:01:40.232 the other mothers are like a tiny army of mini Martha Stewarts. 00:01:40.366 --> 00:01:42.561 Their contributions would look perfect. 00:01:42.702 --> 00:01:44.727 Their daughters would feel proud. 00:01:44.871 --> 00:01:47.601 I just wanted Em to feel the same way. 00:01:47.740 --> 00:01:51.267 I'm trying to prevent the newsflash, 20 years from now. 00:01:51.411 --> 00:01:55.848 Friends trace the start of Emily Reddy's mental problems to a school bake sale 00:01:55.982 --> 00:01:58.849 where her mother, a shadowy presence in her life, 00:01:58.985 --> 00:02:01.453 humiliated her in front of her classmates. 00:02:03.189 --> 00:02:05.851 [Kate] I was not gonna let Emily down. 00:02:08.361 --> 00:02:10.795 [moaning] Spread out, spread out, spread out... 00:02:10.930 --> 00:02:12.363 Bigger, bigger, bigger... 00:02:18.738 --> 00:02:21.332 [Kate] You don't understand. I still remember the looks I got 00:02:21.474 --> 00:02:25.501 in 1974, when my mother sent me to the school bake sale 00:02:25.645 --> 00:02:28.307 with two cans of sliced peaches. 00:02:39.592 --> 00:02:41.253 You made a pie. 00:02:41.394 --> 00:02:43.862 - Hi! - Hi, welcome home. 00:02:43.997 --> 00:02:48.058 Thanks. I... I thought maybe the powdered sugar would help. 00:02:48.201 --> 00:02:50.863 [chuckles] No. No, we're way past help on this. 00:02:51.004 --> 00:02:54.599 Come to bed. Listen, we got Chips Ahoy here. 00:02:54.741 --> 00:02:56.402 We can throw these in her backpack. She'll be good to go. 00:02:56.543 --> 00:02:57.737 Are you kidding me? 00:02:57.877 --> 00:03:00.539 Do you have any idea what those dietetically correct mothers 00:03:00.680 --> 00:03:04.309 would do if I brought cookies with high fructose corn syrup and salt? 00:03:04.450 --> 00:03:06.850 Oh, my God, that sounds really good. Can I have like a little...? 00:03:06.986 --> 00:03:08.476 Mm... 00:03:09.255 --> 00:03:11.849 - Mm! Yeah. - Hm? See? 00:03:11.991 --> 00:03:15.620 - You worry too much. - Well, you know, I just... 00:03:15.762 --> 00:03:18.356 I just want Emily to feel proud of what she brings to the bake sale. 00:03:18.498 --> 00:03:20.557 I don't want her to feel different from the other kids because her mother 00:03:20.700 --> 00:03:22.930 has to travel for work, you know? I just... 00:03:23.069 --> 00:03:26.869 - I want her to know I tried. - All right, I take it back. 00:03:27.006 --> 00:03:28.997 Those are nice things to want for her. 00:03:30.577 --> 00:03:33.603 - [man] Hey, how was Phoenix? - Oh, it was fine. 00:03:33.746 --> 00:03:37.341 You know, airport, taxi, meeting, 00:03:37.483 --> 00:03:41.044 hotel, meeting, taxi, airport. 00:03:42.188 --> 00:03:45.351 You must, be, uh... exhausted. 00:03:45.491 --> 00:03:49.860 Oh! Well... a little. 00:03:53.399 --> 00:03:54.627 But not completely. 00:03:54.767 --> 00:03:56.098 [# Betty Everett: "Shoop Shoop"] 00:03:56.236 --> 00:03:58.101 # Does he love me? I wanna know 00:03:58.238 --> 00:03:59.830 [Kate] I'm not one of those wives who doesn't 00:03:59.973 --> 00:04:01.600 wanna have sex with her husband. 00:04:01.741 --> 00:04:04.141 I still think he's the cutest guy I know. 00:04:04.277 --> 00:04:08.577 His adorable little frown lines, his seaweed-colored eyes, 00:04:08.715 --> 00:04:11.775 the way he smells after a shower. 00:04:11.918 --> 00:04:14.079 There 's just one problem. 00:04:14.220 --> 00:04:15.380 # It's in his kiss # # 00:04:15.521 --> 00:04:21.153 - [music stops] - [snoring] 00:04:53.926 --> 00:04:55.917 [laughs] 00:05:12.612 --> 00:05:16.548 [Kate] A recent study showed that 64 percent of women with young children 00:05:16.683 --> 00:05:18.651 don't sleep through the night. 00:05:18.785 --> 00:05:21.913 Researchers were at a loss to explain why. 00:05:22.055 --> 00:05:23.215 They could have asked me. 00:05:23.923 --> 00:05:27.984 At night, I, like women all around the world, do the list: 00:05:28.428 --> 00:05:31.625 Emily's birthday party theme. Pirates or pop stars? 00:05:31.764 --> 00:05:34.198 Things to buy: paper towels, toothpaste, pork chops. 00:05:34.334 --> 00:05:36.199 Buy a present for Jedda 's birthday party. 00:05:36.336 --> 00:05:38.327 Find out Jedda: boy or girl? 00:05:38.471 --> 00:05:39.961 Call the guy about the thing. Make a playdate for Emily 00:05:40.106 --> 00:05:41.505 with that kid that doesn't bite. 00:05:41.641 --> 00:05:43.165 Refill washer fluid in car. Wait a minute. 00:05:43.309 --> 00:05:44.640 Shouldn't that be on Richard's list? 00:05:44.777 --> 00:05:46.745 Who am I kidding? Richard doesn't have a list. 00:05:46.879 --> 00:05:48.744 Wax something, anything. 00:05:48.881 --> 00:05:50.815 - [hair ripping] - Call Richard's mother and say hi. 00:05:50.950 --> 00:05:52.747 - [phone rings] - Or just email hi. 00:05:52.885 --> 00:05:54.182 - [computer dings] - Wash Ben's teddy bear. 00:05:54.320 --> 00:05:56.015 Renew birth control pills. Twinkies... 00:05:56.155 --> 00:05:57.782 ...Ambien while I'm at it. Finish year-end fiscal summary. 00:05:57.924 --> 00:06:00.051 Hamster. Oh, no, start year-end fiscal summary. 00:06:00.193 --> 00:06:02.923 ...new ways to say no. Kegels? [gasps] 00:06:03.062 --> 00:06:04.051 Bagels! 00:06:10.870 --> 00:06:13.703 [laughs, screeches] 00:06:13.840 --> 00:06:15.671 [Kate] When I come home after a trip, 00:06:15.808 --> 00:06:17.742 Ben doesn't hold my absence against me. 00:06:17.877 --> 00:06:20.004 - Hey, baby. - He's too little for grudges. 00:06:20.146 --> 00:06:22.808 - Little buddy, hi! Boo! - Boo! [laughs] 00:06:24.217 --> 00:06:26.447 [Kate] I love being a mother of a two-year-old boy. 00:06:26.586 --> 00:06:28.144 It's like being a movie star 00:06:28.287 --> 00:06:30.118 - in a world without critics. - Hi, Em. 00:06:30.256 --> 00:06:33.987 [Kate] Unfortunately, my daughter isn't quite as forgiving. 00:06:34.127 --> 00:06:36.322 If I'm gone for too long, she rewards me 00:06:36.462 --> 00:06:38.726 with a game of snubs and punishments. 00:06:38.865 --> 00:06:41.026 - I want Daddy to take me to school. - [buzzer sounds] 00:06:41.167 --> 00:06:42.691 - Paula gives me a bath. - [buzzer sounds] 00:06:42.835 --> 00:06:45.929 - I don't like hugs. - [buzzer sounds] 00:06:46.072 --> 00:06:47.733 [crowd] Aw! 00:06:51.711 --> 00:06:54.544 Any working mother who says she doesn't bribe her kids 00:06:54.680 --> 00:06:56.739 can add "liar" to her resume. 00:06:57.650 --> 00:07:00.141 Who wants to watch cartoons?! 00:07:00.286 --> 00:07:04.416 [shouting] I got your happy ending right here! 00:07:04.557 --> 00:07:07.651 - [gasping] You swine! - [laughing] 00:07:07.794 --> 00:07:10.422 - [TV continues, indistinct] - Good morning. 00:07:10.563 --> 00:07:13.361 Hey, we gotta call Beachwood Carpets and get an estimate on those stairs. 00:07:13.499 --> 00:07:16.024 Oh, you say the nicest things. 00:07:16.169 --> 00:07:18.194 Something's different about you. You're... 00:07:18.337 --> 00:07:19.929 Not in a shirt with barf on it? 00:07:20.072 --> 00:07:21.539 Your big meeting, it's today, right? 00:07:21.674 --> 00:07:23.039 I'm getting the gig. Definitely. 00:07:23.176 --> 00:07:25.303 Get a sitter. Tonight, we are celebrating! 00:07:25.445 --> 00:07:26.503 - Done. - I mean it. 00:07:26.646 --> 00:07:28.204 Who cares if I'm up against huge firms 00:07:28.347 --> 00:07:31.612 with portfolios filled with museum wings and hotel lobbies? 00:07:31.751 --> 00:07:33.776 I have a fantastic bathroom in Back Bay 00:07:33.920 --> 00:07:36.889 and a mind-blowing basement renovation in New Hampshire. 00:07:37.023 --> 00:07:40.083 - Not to mention a shirt without barf. - Mm. I better get it. 00:07:40.226 --> 00:07:42.990 I picked the worst time to go on my own. It's like the economy was waiting for me 00:07:43.129 --> 00:07:45.029 to start my own business and then tank. 00:07:45.164 --> 00:07:47.724 - Richard. - No, Kate, I am bankrolling this firm 00:07:47.867 --> 00:07:49.300 with change from our sock drawer. 00:07:49.435 --> 00:07:52.199 Well, that's gonna change. It has to, because you're too talented 00:07:52.338 --> 00:07:54.329 - for it not to. - [sighs] I hope so. 00:07:54.474 --> 00:07:56.635 The pay isn't much, but in the long run, 00:07:56.776 --> 00:07:59.074 - it'll be great for both of us. - You're gonna get it. 00:07:59.212 --> 00:08:00.679 - Am I gonna get it? - You are gonna get it. 00:08:00.813 --> 00:08:02.644 - I'm gonna get it! OK. - [laughs] 00:08:02.782 --> 00:08:03.806 - I gotta go. - No, no, wait, wait! 00:08:03.950 --> 00:08:05.110 Can you just wait one second 00:08:05.251 --> 00:08:08.152 - while I take a really quick shower? - Where the hell is Paula? 00:08:08.287 --> 00:08:10.881 She's been late every day this week. Honestly, I'm gonna talk to her. 00:08:11.023 --> 00:08:12.854 Oh, no, Richard, please don't talk to her! Please. 00:08:12.992 --> 00:08:14.653 If we don't keep her happy, she'll leave. 00:08:15.628 --> 00:08:17.323 Would that be the worst thing in the world? 00:08:17.463 --> 00:08:20.193 Uh, frankly, at this point, it would be easier if you left. 00:08:21.167 --> 00:08:22.998 You know what I mean. 00:08:23.135 --> 00:08:24.864 - [children laughing] - [door opens] 00:08:25.004 --> 00:08:26.938 - She's here! She's here. - [Paula] Good morning. 00:08:27.073 --> 00:08:29.166 - [indistinct chatter] - [Kate] Men and women 00:08:29.308 --> 00:08:31.572 Iook at childcare very differently. 00:08:31.711 --> 00:08:34.976 - The surf was beautiful today. - [Kate] Richard sees an outflow of cash 00:08:35.114 --> 00:08:36.206 we badly need at the moment, 00:08:36.349 --> 00:08:39.375 and I see a person who knows which blankie Ben likes. 00:08:43.956 --> 00:08:47.824 It's a good job. I love the kids, and Kate is a great boss. 00:08:47.960 --> 00:08:50.758 What does Kate do for a living? I have no idea. 00:08:50.897 --> 00:08:54.162 Works in a bank? Is she... is she like a teller? 00:08:54.934 --> 00:08:56.196 [Emily] Come on, Mom, we're gonna be late. 00:08:56.335 --> 00:08:58.860 Hey, Paula, can you put this in a container for me? 00:08:59.005 --> 00:09:00.267 Sure. 00:09:00.406 --> 00:09:04.638 - You... made a pie? - Yep. 00:09:05.478 --> 00:09:08.379 [school bell rings] 00:09:08.514 --> 00:09:12.109 [Kate] OK, can I just say that I work for a high-powered investment firm, 00:09:12.251 --> 00:09:14.310 yet nothing scares me more 00:09:14.453 --> 00:09:17.251 than being caught by my daughter's kindergarten teacher 00:09:17.390 --> 00:09:19.290 when we're late for circle time. 00:09:19.425 --> 00:09:21.484 Does Mama love you a little or a lot? 00:09:21.627 --> 00:09:22.855 - A little. - [gasps] 00:09:22.995 --> 00:09:25.964 - [laughs] A lot. - A lot! Oh! 00:09:26.098 --> 00:09:28.589 Have a good day, OK? I love you. Goodbye. Go. 00:09:28.734 --> 00:09:31.225 Go, go, go, go, go, go. [sighs] 00:09:31.370 --> 00:09:33.395 [teacher] Late again, Mrs. Reddy? 00:09:35.508 --> 00:09:37.066 Yeah, sorry. 00:09:37.209 --> 00:09:39.006 We'll do better tomorrow. 00:09:39.145 --> 00:09:40.442 Perhaps. 00:09:42.648 --> 00:09:44.980 - Good morning. - You baked a pie, really? 00:09:45.117 --> 00:09:46.448 Are you trying to make me look bad? 00:09:46.586 --> 00:09:49.054 It's from the deli around the corner. 00:09:49.188 --> 00:09:51.850 And you distressed it? Nice! 00:09:51.991 --> 00:09:54.255 Did you have to throw away the package before the nanny saw it? 00:09:54.393 --> 00:09:55.587 Well, duh. 00:09:55.728 --> 00:09:58.288 [Kate] This is my friend Allison. Oh, wait, you've already met her, right. 00:09:58.431 --> 00:10:00.592 She's a single mom, and I can always 00:10:00.733 --> 00:10:02.860 count on Allison, especially for things like 00:10:03.002 --> 00:10:06.199 making something much worse than I did for the bake sale. 00:10:06.339 --> 00:10:08.466 That is unset Jell-O, folks. 00:10:08.608 --> 00:10:10.542 Kate and I bonded immediately. 00:10:10.676 --> 00:10:12.667 A working mother needs solidarity. 00:10:12.812 --> 00:10:15.679 And we know where we rank in likeability. 00:10:15.815 --> 00:10:19.444 Just below felon and just above shoplifter. 00:10:19.585 --> 00:10:21.348 [laughing] 00:10:21.487 --> 00:10:24.422 God, it's so sad. Women used to make the pies and fake the orgasms. 00:10:24.557 --> 00:10:25.819 Now we fake the pies. 00:10:25.958 --> 00:10:27.926 That's a big improvement as far as I'm concerned. 00:10:28.060 --> 00:10:30.995 Thank you. I was up all night. 00:10:31.130 --> 00:10:32.028 Oh, shit! 00:10:32.164 --> 00:10:33.256 There they are. 00:10:33.399 --> 00:10:34.832 [Kate] There they were. 00:10:34.967 --> 00:10:37.595 The most terrifying creatures in captivity. 00:10:37.737 --> 00:10:39.534 The Momsters. 00:10:39.672 --> 00:10:41.697 On the right, Wendy Best, 00:10:41.841 --> 00:10:43.968 room parent, field trip chaperone, 00:10:44.110 --> 00:10:46.101 parent association vice president, 00:10:46.245 --> 00:10:50.272 also chief poobah in charge of terrifying working mothers 00:10:50.416 --> 00:10:52.782 with her domestic prowess. 00:10:52.918 --> 00:10:55.512 And Janine LoPietro. 00:10:55.655 --> 00:10:58.021 She does Pilates, yoga, 00:10:58.157 --> 00:11:00.455 spinning and krav maga. 00:11:00.593 --> 00:11:03.528 Fitter than a Navy SEAL, tougher, too. 00:11:03.663 --> 00:11:06.427 There you are, Kate. I haven't seen you in ages. 00:11:06.565 --> 00:11:08.590 Honey, you look great. 00:11:08.734 --> 00:11:11.134 Well, I am just so jealous of you girls. 00:11:11.270 --> 00:11:13.795 You get to wear high heels and look nice all day. 00:11:13.939 --> 00:11:15.770 We just frump around at the park. 00:11:15.908 --> 00:11:17.637 Kate, I don't know how you do it. 00:11:17.777 --> 00:11:20.746 Wendy and l, we always say that. Cookie? 00:11:20.880 --> 00:11:24.509 - Oh... sure, thank you. Yummy. - [laughs] Yeah. 00:11:24.650 --> 00:11:27.448 - Allison, please. - No, thank you. 00:11:33.192 --> 00:11:34.386 - Bye. - OK. 00:11:34.527 --> 00:11:36.427 - Bye-bye. - Bye! 00:11:36.562 --> 00:11:37.551 Bye. 00:11:41.434 --> 00:11:43.664 - Brush your hair. - Did you see what she was wearing? 00:11:43.803 --> 00:11:47.534 You know, for me, when I decided to have kids, 00:11:47.673 --> 00:11:49.971 I wanted to be the one to raise them. 00:11:50.109 --> 00:11:53.601 But women make different choices in their lives. 00:11:53.746 --> 00:11:57.842 And, uh, I don't judge. I try not to... judge. 00:11:58.117 --> 00:12:01.177 - Bye. I'll talk to you later. - Bye. 00:12:01.320 --> 00:12:03.117 - [barking] - Oh, hello. 00:12:03.255 --> 00:12:04.745 - [barks] - You should go home. 00:12:04.890 --> 00:12:07.654 Oh, oh! No, don't go in the street! 00:12:07.793 --> 00:12:09.192 - Don't go in the street! - [barks] 00:12:09.328 --> 00:12:10.795 [Kate] So now, of course, I'm late. 00:12:10.930 --> 00:12:13.160 And I am gonna have to race to the office 00:12:13.299 --> 00:12:14.926 to get there before my boss, Clark. 00:12:15.067 --> 00:12:17.160 - Oh, hi, Clark. - Oh, good morning. 00:12:17.303 --> 00:12:19.100 - How are you? Here, please. - I'm well. 00:12:19.238 --> 00:12:21.763 - Allow me. Ladies first. - Thank you. 00:12:21.907 --> 00:12:24.637 Say, are you running a little late this morning? I've just come from a meeting. 00:12:24.777 --> 00:12:26.870 [bell dings] 00:12:27.847 --> 00:12:29.212 I have two choices here. 00:12:29.348 --> 00:12:32.181 The man's excuse: bad traffic, downed power line, 00:12:32.318 --> 00:12:35.014 faulty carburetor. Or... 00:12:37.356 --> 00:12:39.483 - Mammogram. - Oh. 00:12:39.625 --> 00:12:41.991 Well, then, I think I'll just take the stairs. 00:12:42.128 --> 00:12:43.060 Good cardio. 00:12:43.195 --> 00:12:44.822 [elevator dings] 00:12:49.668 --> 00:12:51.431 Hey, morning, Jill. 00:13:03.115 --> 00:13:04.673 - Meeting. - Yeah, just a second. 00:13:04.817 --> 00:13:06.444 Oh... Ugh! [laughs] 00:13:07.787 --> 00:13:09.846 Is that a Rice Krispie? 00:13:11.624 --> 00:13:13.489 - Oh. - I hope. 00:13:15.060 --> 00:13:17.153 Oh, it's just dried pancake batter. 00:13:17.296 --> 00:13:20.163 - Oh. Mm. Big relief. - [bell dings] 00:13:20.299 --> 00:13:22.790 [Kate] Momo is a brilliant junior research analyst. 00:13:22.935 --> 00:13:25.665 She has the work ethic of a robot, and the warmth. 00:13:25.805 --> 00:13:29.104 But I don't care because she devotes all that energy to her job. 00:13:29.241 --> 00:13:31.835 Kate Reddy? Well, she's the best fund manager we have. 00:13:31.977 --> 00:13:35.469 She's great at her job, works really, really hard. 00:13:35.614 --> 00:13:37.309 People think she's weird, though. 00:13:37.449 --> 00:13:40.350 She checks on her kids every day. 00:13:40.486 --> 00:13:42.954 [scoffs] Even during lunch, when she should be working. 00:13:43.088 --> 00:13:45.716 OK, can we go to the meeting now? 00:13:45.858 --> 00:13:48.588 Well, I guess. We don't have time to do anything about your roots. 00:13:50.429 --> 00:13:52.761 So I heard Clark has gotten some feedback from New York 00:13:52.898 --> 00:13:54.627 - on our fund proposal. - Come on. 00:13:54.767 --> 00:13:56.962 New York never lets us run with anything big. 00:13:57.102 --> 00:14:00.333 They treat the Boston office like a sad stepchild. 00:14:00.472 --> 00:14:02.565 - Look, you're always tired... - Morning. 00:14:02.708 --> 00:14:04.505 -...and insufficiently groomed. - Welcome back. 00:14:04.643 --> 00:14:06.668 Once you smelled like paste all day. 00:14:06.812 --> 00:14:08.871 But you write the best reports on the floor. 00:14:09.014 --> 00:14:10.003 I doubt they even read them. 00:14:10.149 --> 00:14:11.741 And I certainly doubt they picked one from here, 00:14:11.884 --> 00:14:14.352 but mark my words, if they did, it will be Bunce's. 00:14:14.486 --> 00:14:18.547 Don't ask me how, but that guy just keeps failing up. 00:14:19.525 --> 00:14:20.856 Oh, speak of the devil. 00:14:21.694 --> 00:14:22.718 - Kate! - [bell dings] 00:14:22.862 --> 00:14:25.194 [Kate] There's Chris Bunce. He's our DOA: 00:14:25.331 --> 00:14:29.199 Designated Office Asshole. Bunce loves that I have kids. 00:14:29.335 --> 00:14:31.963 Keeps me from getting an edge on the competition, 00:14:32.104 --> 00:14:35.164 the one men get when they take clients out for drinks and dinners 00:14:35.307 --> 00:14:37.832 and golf games. You know what I'm talking about. 00:14:37.977 --> 00:14:39.103 The schmooze. 00:14:39.245 --> 00:14:41.406 There you are. Everything OK this morning? 00:14:41.547 --> 00:14:43.071 I was looking for you and I couldn't find you. 00:14:43.215 --> 00:14:45.706 - Nothing with the kids, I hope. - Oh, I had a... 00:14:45.851 --> 00:14:47.944 - Don't ask. - [laughs] Anyway, 00:14:48.087 --> 00:14:51.022 I was just saying to Clark, Kate is amazing, isn't she? 00:14:51.156 --> 00:14:52.623 I mean, I don't know how she does it. 00:14:52.758 --> 00:14:54.248 - All those children... - I have two. 00:14:54.393 --> 00:14:55.951 - It's so impressive. - You have four. 00:14:56.095 --> 00:14:57.926 Yeah, but two of mine are twins. 00:15:01.533 --> 00:15:03.433 [groans] Bunce. 00:15:03.569 --> 00:15:06.697 How the hell is equality between the sexes supposed to work? 00:15:06.839 --> 00:15:10.036 They can give you good jobs, maternity leave, 00:15:10.175 --> 00:15:13.702 but until you program a man to notice when you're out of toilet paper, 00:15:13.846 --> 00:15:15.939 the project is doomed. 00:15:16.081 --> 00:15:18.140 I resent when people say there's a double standard. 00:15:18.284 --> 00:15:20.718 Men also have a lot to juggle. 00:15:20.853 --> 00:15:22.343 Take our shoes. 00:15:22.488 --> 00:15:25.616 Do women's shoes need to be shiny all the time? No. 00:15:25.758 --> 00:15:28.022 You never see a woman getting her shoes shined. 00:15:28.160 --> 00:15:30.128 Women's shoes can be flat and dull. 00:15:30.262 --> 00:15:33.254 Not men's. That's a double standard. 00:15:33.399 --> 00:15:35.264 Bunce had a great series of meetings this week 00:15:35.401 --> 00:15:38.564 with the institutional investors from Oakland about their retirement fund. 00:15:38.704 --> 00:15:42.504 Yes, meetings went great. Even got in a little culture while they were here. 00:15:42.641 --> 00:15:44.836 - Took them to a dance show. - [rock music plays] 00:15:44.977 --> 00:15:46.740 Hey! Whoo! 00:15:46.879 --> 00:15:49.575 Interpretive. Interpretive dance show. 00:15:49.715 --> 00:15:52.149 Nice work, Bunce. Moving on to new business. 00:15:52.284 --> 00:15:55.447 Jack Abelhammer in our New York office has sparked to a proposal 00:15:55.587 --> 00:15:57.680 from this office, and he'd like to meet the author. 00:15:57.823 --> 00:16:01.520 Kick the tires, see if it's an idea worth bringing to Harcourt. 00:16:01.660 --> 00:16:05.960 Bunce, I know how long you've waited for this chance. 00:16:09.335 --> 00:16:11.860 Keep waiting. Congratulations, Kate. 00:16:12.004 --> 00:16:14.939 You'll be heading to New York tonight. You've got a 9am with Abelhammer. 00:16:16.008 --> 00:16:17.373 Really? 00:16:17.509 --> 00:16:19.943 Guess someone finally read one of your proposals. 00:16:20.079 --> 00:16:21.706 [Kate] Wow! 00:16:21.847 --> 00:16:24.372 [Bunce] Congrats to the B team. 00:16:24.516 --> 00:16:26.074 OK. 00:16:29.688 --> 00:16:32.248 If this works out, this could be a big step up. 00:16:32.391 --> 00:16:34.985 A lot of travel, a lot of one-on-one with Abelhammer. 00:16:35.127 --> 00:16:37.755 It's gonna be great. Plus, gives your kids a chance 00:16:37.896 --> 00:16:39.989 to spend all that extra quality time they've been hoping for... 00:16:40.132 --> 00:16:43.033 ...with your nanny. And your husband will be thrilled. 00:16:43.168 --> 00:16:44.635 Congratulations. 00:16:48.140 --> 00:16:49.767 [Momo] You know she's married, right? 00:16:49.908 --> 00:16:52.468 Well, in her marriage, she has to call her husband 00:16:52.611 --> 00:16:56.047 every time she has to work late or go across the country 00:16:56.181 --> 00:16:57.910 or she can't pick up her kids from school. 00:16:58.050 --> 00:16:59.244 It's like she's on parole. 00:16:59.385 --> 00:17:01.319 And that is why I'm not getting married 00:17:01.453 --> 00:17:02.647 or having children. 00:17:02.788 --> 00:17:04.380 I did have a fish once. 00:17:04.523 --> 00:17:06.491 But then he kept looking at me with these eyes, 00:17:06.625 --> 00:17:08.252 Iike, "Feed me." 00:17:08.394 --> 00:17:10.294 So I flushed him. 00:17:10.429 --> 00:17:12.556 His name was Derek. 00:17:12.698 --> 00:17:14.063 Derek Chan. 00:17:16.335 --> 00:17:17.768 [computer beeps] 00:17:17.903 --> 00:17:20.098 [Allison] Hey, let's blow off work early, go to a bar, 00:17:20.239 --> 00:17:22.707 pretend we're single. And rested. 00:17:22.841 --> 00:17:25.366 Either one. Maybe both. 00:17:25.511 --> 00:17:26.773 [computer dings] 00:17:26.912 --> 00:17:28.641 [man] Just confirming our meeting tomorrow. 00:17:28.781 --> 00:17:31.341 9am. Looking forward to meeting you. 00:17:31.483 --> 00:17:32.950 Jack Abelhammer. 00:17:36.321 --> 00:17:38.721 [Kate] Would love to get blotto, sadly can't. 00:17:38.857 --> 00:17:42.054 Have to go to New York and blow somebody. 00:17:43.462 --> 00:17:44.986 [computer beeps] 00:17:46.765 --> 00:17:49.598 Dear Jack, looking forward to meeting you, too. 00:17:49.735 --> 00:17:52.169 Kate Reddy. 00:17:52.304 --> 00:17:53.430 [computer beeps] 00:17:57.209 --> 00:18:00.201 [Kate] Richard, this thing is a long shot, I promise you. 00:18:00.345 --> 00:18:04.805 I have to pitch to him, and he'd have to pick me over everyone else. 00:18:04.950 --> 00:18:08.909 And... the chances of those two things happening are very slim. 00:18:09.054 --> 00:18:11.784 Oh, well, if it comes down to your ability to pitch 00:18:11.924 --> 00:18:15.052 and the quality of your idea, honey, of course you're getting this. 00:18:15.194 --> 00:18:17.355 Good luck at your meeting, honey. And please don't worry about me. 00:18:17.496 --> 00:18:22.456 It's such a short trip. No one will even notice I'm gone again. I promise. 00:18:22.601 --> 00:18:24.933 No! You just got back. 00:18:25.070 --> 00:18:27.561 Honey, I know, but it's just... It's one night. 00:18:27.706 --> 00:18:30.004 And I will have this with me. You call me any time. 00:18:30.142 --> 00:18:31.131 Whatever, Mom. 00:18:32.544 --> 00:18:34.637 [Ben babbling] 00:18:38.884 --> 00:18:40.943 At least you don't hate me. 00:18:41.086 --> 00:18:42.280 [cooing] 00:18:51.330 --> 00:18:53.696 Um... did... 00:18:53.832 --> 00:18:55.390 Did you take Ben to get a hair cut? 00:18:55.534 --> 00:18:56.660 Yeah, his bangs were in his eyes, 00:18:56.802 --> 00:18:58.269 so I took him to that place on the corner. 00:18:59.271 --> 00:19:00.329 Oh. 00:19:01.440 --> 00:19:03.635 Oh... he looks... 00:19:04.576 --> 00:19:07.204 I mean, it's adorable. Thank you. I just... 00:19:07.346 --> 00:19:09.211 It was... That was his first hair cut. 00:19:09.348 --> 00:19:11.509 - So... - Yeah, I wanted to call. 00:19:11.650 --> 00:19:13.675 I just didn't want to disturb you at work. I didn't wanna bother you. 00:19:13.819 --> 00:19:18.017 Oh, no! Paula, no, it's... No, you're never bothering me. 00:19:18.157 --> 00:19:21.615 Nothing is more important to me than the kids. I'm always happy to hear about 00:19:21.760 --> 00:19:25.821 - any little or big thing. Honestly. - Got it. 00:19:25.964 --> 00:19:27.727 Great, thanks. 00:19:29.701 --> 00:19:31.396 - I love you. - Bye-bye, Mama. 00:19:31.537 --> 00:19:33.562 Bye-bye, bunny. 00:19:33.705 --> 00:19:35.297 - I love you. Paula, you'll call me? - Yes. 00:19:35.440 --> 00:19:37.203 For anything? I don't care the reason. 00:19:37.342 --> 00:19:39.833 - Bye. - Come on. 00:19:39.978 --> 00:19:42.879 Bye. Bye-bye. 00:19:43.649 --> 00:19:45.048 Bye-bye! 00:19:50.856 --> 00:19:52.551 - [sobbing] - [Kate] The books say 00:19:52.691 --> 00:19:55.990 children get over separation anxiety by two years. 00:19:56.128 --> 00:19:57.925 - [woman speaking indistinctly] - Good evening. 00:19:58.063 --> 00:20:00.395 - [woman] That was weird. [laughs] - [sobbing] 00:20:00.532 --> 00:20:02.557 [Kate] No age limit is given for mothers. 00:20:02.701 --> 00:20:06.262 He'll never have his first hair cut again. Never. 00:20:06.538 --> 00:20:09.564 [pop music plays] 00:20:14.279 --> 00:20:16.941 They didn't have purple tights in your size, Em, 00:20:17.082 --> 00:20:20.074 but I'll keep looking. I promise. OK? 00:20:20.219 --> 00:20:21.880 OK, honey. 00:20:22.020 --> 00:20:24.853 - [horn honking] - Do you want a brush? 00:20:24.990 --> 00:20:26.480 What, I'm a little itchy. Is that a crime? 00:20:26.625 --> 00:20:28.058 - [ring tone sounds] - Oh. Hello? 00:20:28.193 --> 00:20:29.626 Today's playdate's in the park, right? 00:20:29.761 --> 00:20:31.695 You just have to confirm that with Owen's nanny? 00:20:31.830 --> 00:20:33.821 Yeah, I have the number. Can you hold on? 00:20:33.966 --> 00:20:35.797 Just hold on, OK? 00:20:35.934 --> 00:20:37.663 No, I think I have the number. Can you hold on a second? 00:20:37.803 --> 00:20:39.566 I think I have the number. 00:20:39.705 --> 00:20:42.936 OK. Hold on. Can you hold that for a second? 00:20:44.042 --> 00:20:45.669 Can you...? 00:20:45.811 --> 00:20:47.369 Sorry. 00:20:47.512 --> 00:20:49.139 Do you mind? 00:20:49.281 --> 00:20:51.806 [toy] Hello, baby. Bye-bye. 00:20:51.950 --> 00:20:54.817 - [Momo] Why is this wet? - That doesn't belong there. 00:20:55.954 --> 00:20:58.548 Sorry, it's kind of precious. 00:20:58.690 --> 00:21:00.089 [Momo] Something smells like raw meat. 00:21:00.225 --> 00:21:01.590 I wondered where that was. 00:21:03.428 --> 00:21:05.453 A-ha! Yeah! Yep. 00:21:05.597 --> 00:21:07.929 Yep, yep, yep. Got it, got it. Got the number. 00:21:08.066 --> 00:21:09.727 Wait, are you... are you still there? 00:21:10.769 --> 00:21:11.861 Go ahead, say it. 00:21:12.004 --> 00:21:15.440 - Say what? - Oh, just get it out. 00:21:15.574 --> 00:21:16.973 No, it's just... 00:21:18.744 --> 00:21:19.733 I don't know how you do it. 00:21:19.878 --> 00:21:21.345 Well, you will, one day. 00:21:21.480 --> 00:21:24.142 [laughs] No, no, no. I am not having kids. 00:21:24.283 --> 00:21:25.944 Really? Why not? 00:21:26.084 --> 00:21:28.416 - Well, for one thing... - Can you just hold this for a second? 00:21:28.553 --> 00:21:32.011 Momo, I promise you that being a mother 00:21:32.157 --> 00:21:33.852 is one of the most rewarding 00:21:33.992 --> 00:21:36.961 and enriching experiences a person can have. 00:21:37.095 --> 00:21:39.791 It's probably just my stress eczema flaring up again. 00:21:41.099 --> 00:21:43.829 - I'm sorry. - [elevator dings] 00:21:44.903 --> 00:21:47.201 - Thank you. - Thank you. 00:21:47.339 --> 00:21:48.601 - He'll be right with you. - Great, thanks. 00:21:48.740 --> 00:21:52.141 - [cell phone rings] - Oh, sorry. My kids love that music. 00:21:52.277 --> 00:21:54.711 Hey, Allison, I'm just stepping into a meeting. 00:21:54.846 --> 00:21:57.178 - Can I call you back maybe? - [Allison] Sure. 00:21:57.316 --> 00:21:58.510 But why did you send me an email 00:21:58.650 --> 00:22:00.242 saying that you were looking forward to meeting me? 00:22:00.385 --> 00:22:02.512 - What? - Last night, when I asked you 00:22:02.654 --> 00:22:04.747 if you wanted to get a drink, I just reread your response 00:22:04.890 --> 00:22:07.859 - and it doesn't make any sense. So... - No. 00:22:07.993 --> 00:22:12.157 No, no, no. I didn't send you that email. I sent you a different one... 00:22:13.265 --> 00:22:14.857 Oh, my God! Wait! 00:22:15.000 --> 00:22:18.993 I... I didn't send you an email about a b job? 00:22:19.137 --> 00:22:22.265 Uh, no, honey. I mean, not yesterday. 00:22:22.407 --> 00:22:23.704 - Oh, my God! - Kate Reddy? 00:22:26.278 --> 00:22:27.939 Jack Abelhammer. 00:22:28.080 --> 00:22:30.844 Momo Hahn. It is an honor to meet you, sir. 00:22:32.217 --> 00:22:34.651 - Shall we? - Uh... yeah... Listen, 00:22:34.786 --> 00:22:39.189 Jack, um... Jack, about the email that I sent yesterday, 00:22:39.324 --> 00:22:42.623 the, um... the, uh... activity mentioned, 00:22:42.761 --> 00:22:45.286 - that's not... I don't... - Oh, yes, I saw that. 00:22:45.430 --> 00:22:48.866 Are you still planning to start the meeting with that action item? 00:22:49.000 --> 00:22:51.992 Uh, sorry. There's... There's been some, uh... 00:22:52.137 --> 00:22:54.867 Some budget cutbacks lately. So no. 00:22:55.006 --> 00:22:56.200 [chuckles] Oh, disappointing. 00:22:56.341 --> 00:22:57.399 - [cell phone rings] - Oh, sorry. 00:22:57.542 --> 00:22:59.908 I'm gonna silence this thing. Yeah, here I am... 00:23:00.045 --> 00:23:01.672 - I'm silencing it. - [phone beeps] 00:23:01.813 --> 00:23:04.941 [laughs] Sorry, again. Sorry. 00:23:11.590 --> 00:23:12.579 Everything OK? 00:23:14.960 --> 00:23:17.622 Yep! [laughs] 00:23:19.431 --> 00:23:20.398 Oh, my God! 00:23:20.532 --> 00:23:22.363 We received a lot of proposals, 00:23:22.501 --> 00:23:25.061 but I was most intrigued by your notion of an 00:23:25.203 --> 00:23:28.502 individual investor retirement fund. 00:23:28.640 --> 00:23:30.665 In order to make that work, 00:23:30.809 --> 00:23:34.142 you'd have to pick stocks with a big dividend yield. 00:23:34.279 --> 00:23:36.941 Well, of course, but you know you also have to avoid the value traps. 00:23:37.082 --> 00:23:39.209 I think you'll see that I've targeted a few industries 00:23:39.351 --> 00:23:41.342 where I really see the dividends multiplying. 00:23:41.486 --> 00:23:43.784 - [Jack] Mm. Yeah. - [gasps] 00:23:46.425 --> 00:23:48.086 [Jack] I see. 00:23:52.931 --> 00:23:56.264 The rub is Harcourt hates the retirement business. 00:23:56.401 --> 00:24:00.167 So, what could we do to convince him... What's a bouncy house? 00:24:00.305 --> 00:24:02.466 - What? - You have it written on your hand. 00:24:02.607 --> 00:24:04.598 I haven't seen a girl write on her hand since I was ten-years-old. 00:24:04.743 --> 00:24:06.176 - Oh! - [laughs] 00:24:06.311 --> 00:24:09.803 A bouncy house is a blow-up-y kind of tent thing. 00:24:09.948 --> 00:24:12.940 You know, the kids get in and they jump up and down. It's a bouncy house. 00:24:14.119 --> 00:24:16.644 It's... It's my daughter's birthday next week. 00:24:16.788 --> 00:24:19.348 - Mm-hm. - [scratching] 00:24:19.491 --> 00:24:20.685 - How many children do you have? - Uh, six. 00:24:20.826 --> 00:24:22.794 - Two! - Two. Two. 00:24:22.928 --> 00:24:25.419 - She has two. - It feels like six. [laughs] 00:24:25.564 --> 00:24:28.158 [chuckles] Hm... 00:24:30.135 --> 00:24:34.265 Look, the fund you're proposing is very ambitious. 00:24:34.406 --> 00:24:37.842 I mean, Harcourt, he'll wanna see that this is a real business. 00:24:37.976 --> 00:24:40.274 He only cares about profit ratios. 00:24:40.412 --> 00:24:43.006 This is ambitious. I know that. I know that. 00:24:43.148 --> 00:24:47.209 But if it works, it works big. 00:24:47.886 --> 00:24:51.049 I mean, think about it. A retirement fund that makes it possible 00:24:51.189 --> 00:24:55.489 for people to supplement their Social Security so they can actually retire. 00:24:55.627 --> 00:25:00.064 That would mean so much to people in this country who are scared to death 00:25:00.198 --> 00:25:01.665 about their future. 00:25:01.800 --> 00:25:04.394 Look, I got into investing because I watched my father 00:25:04.536 --> 00:25:07.061 gamble away every paycheck he ever got. 00:25:07.205 --> 00:25:10.368 I wish he put that money into a fund like this. 00:25:10.509 --> 00:25:12.943 It would have left my mother with something, 00:25:13.078 --> 00:25:16.241 instead of what she had, which was two jobs, no savings 00:25:16.381 --> 00:25:18.849 and a very angry loan shark named Claude. 00:25:21.653 --> 00:25:23.120 What is the matter with you? 00:25:23.255 --> 00:25:25.314 I think you flicked something in my mouth! 00:25:25.457 --> 00:25:27.448 - I have lice! - You have...? 00:25:27.592 --> 00:25:29.651 Lice! Oh, my God! 00:25:29.794 --> 00:25:31.591 I couldn't get out of there fast enough. 00:25:31.730 --> 00:25:34.164 I just kept picturing little tiny bugs 00:25:34.299 --> 00:25:37.200 repelling off my hair into his inbox. 00:25:37.335 --> 00:25:40.031 - [cell phone rings] - Oh, my God. I'm going to vomit. 00:25:40.171 --> 00:25:42.435 Oh, no! 00:25:42.574 --> 00:25:45.839 Hold on, Richard. Hold on, hold on. I'll be right with you. 00:25:45.977 --> 00:25:47.911 Wait, don't put the phone near your hair. 00:25:48.046 --> 00:25:49.035 Hi, Richard. 00:25:49.180 --> 00:25:50.704 - What's up? - I got it. 00:25:50.849 --> 00:25:53.841 [chuckles] No more basement renovations for me. 00:25:53.985 --> 00:25:57.944 Oh, my God! Oh, that's the best news in the world! 00:25:58.089 --> 00:25:59.920 Oh, honey! I'm so proud of you. 00:26:00.058 --> 00:26:01.719 Well, come on home. We gotta celebrate. 00:26:01.860 --> 00:26:05.387 I will, I'll be home before you know it. Bye. 00:26:06.898 --> 00:26:10.095 Yay! Wow! 00:26:10.235 --> 00:26:12.430 This could be a disaster. 00:26:12.571 --> 00:26:17.531 [laughs] Of course a lot of kids get lice. 00:26:17.676 --> 00:26:18.802 The dirty ones. 00:26:18.944 --> 00:26:21.879 The ones whose mothers don't have time to wash their hair properly. 00:26:22.013 --> 00:26:25.244 Kate. Or worse, have a 1 9-year-old wash 'em. Ugh! 00:26:25.383 --> 00:26:29.149 Come on, lots of kids get lice at school. It's not a big deal. 00:26:29.287 --> 00:26:33.553 Yes, there were whispers that Kate had lice. 00:26:33.692 --> 00:26:36.684 And in the world of finance, we know that you don't ignore the whispers. 00:26:36.828 --> 00:26:39.490 So I had my office fumigated, 00:26:39.631 --> 00:26:42.759 and then I went to the kitchen and threw away Kate's coffee mug, 00:26:42.901 --> 00:26:44.801 as well as anything in the refrigerator with Kate's name on it. 00:26:44.936 --> 00:26:50.272 And moving forward, I will not get in an elevator or a taxi with Kate. 00:26:52.644 --> 00:26:55.841 [girl crying] 00:26:55.981 --> 00:26:58.176 [children screaming] 00:26:58.316 --> 00:27:01.080 Oh! Ooh! 00:27:01.219 --> 00:27:03.551 - Sorry, I'm... - If you get this, you have to take it. 00:27:03.688 --> 00:27:05.315 - It's huge. - How can l? 00:27:05.457 --> 00:27:08.654 Richard's really hoping I'm gonna work less now that he's got this new project. 00:27:08.793 --> 00:27:10.590 And I am barely... Ow! 00:27:10.729 --> 00:27:13.095 ...barely... Sorry. I'm barely keeping up as it is. 00:27:13.231 --> 00:27:16.758 Anyway, it's never gonna happen. Abelhammer clearly thought I was insane. 00:27:16.901 --> 00:27:19.631 I sent him an email about a... [mouths words] 00:27:19.771 --> 00:27:21.500 I had "bouncy house" written across my hand, 00:27:21.640 --> 00:27:23.107 and I was scratching like a dog. 00:27:23.241 --> 00:27:25.436 - [cell phone rings] - Hello? 00:27:25.577 --> 00:27:27.841 Oh, hi, Clark. 00:27:27.979 --> 00:27:29.378 Oh, I'm... I'm... 00:27:29.514 --> 00:27:31.277 I'm at a... I'm at a breakfast. 00:27:31.416 --> 00:27:33.646 Is everything...? 00:27:34.619 --> 00:27:35.813 OK. 00:27:35.954 --> 00:27:37.421 Yep, I'll be there. 00:27:37.555 --> 00:27:38.920 OK. Ow! 00:27:39.057 --> 00:27:40.615 OK, bye-bye. Bye. 00:27:42.160 --> 00:27:44.628 Abelhammer wants to talk to me. 00:27:46.297 --> 00:27:47.787 OK, the call is up. 00:27:47.932 --> 00:27:49.263 You're just waiting on Mr. Abelhammer. 00:27:49.401 --> 00:27:50.800 OK, great. Thank you. 00:27:52.804 --> 00:27:54.431 [sighs] 00:28:09.988 --> 00:28:12.752 Oh, for crying out loud. 00:28:12.891 --> 00:28:15.382 How the heck did that happen? 00:28:15.527 --> 00:28:18.189 - [Jack clears throat] - Oh, God! [laughs] 00:28:18.329 --> 00:28:20.923 - How long have you been there? - Long enough, but go ahead. 00:28:21.066 --> 00:28:23.534 If there's anything else you need to, uh... adjust. 00:28:23.668 --> 00:28:26.603 No, no. I think I am... I'm fully adjusted, though. 00:28:26.738 --> 00:28:29.901 [laughs] Thank you. Thank you. 00:28:30.041 --> 00:28:31.941 [Jack] Thanks for coming down here yesterday. 00:28:32.077 --> 00:28:33.738 Of course. Of course, you know... 00:28:33.878 --> 00:28:36.073 So I like the proposal. 00:28:36.214 --> 00:28:38.307 Got a lot of holes in it, but I think we can fix them 00:28:38.450 --> 00:28:40.111 and maybe make some money here. 00:28:40.251 --> 00:28:42.719 However, we'd be on a tight deadline. 00:28:42.854 --> 00:28:44.617 Harcourt's looking at other possibilities 00:28:44.756 --> 00:28:46.656 and wants to make a decision by the end of the year. 00:28:46.791 --> 00:28:49.521 This is a massive undertaking. 00:28:49.661 --> 00:28:51.390 - Y eah. - This will mean a lot of travel, 00:28:51.529 --> 00:28:54.191 Iong days, late nights, and I just wanna make sure 00:28:54.332 --> 00:28:56.630 it won't be too much for you, considering what you're up against 00:28:56.768 --> 00:28:58.030 with the six kids and the lice. 00:28:58.737 --> 00:29:00.762 Oh, my... Oh, my God! 00:29:01.806 --> 00:29:04.468 - How do you know...? - Your text message was showing. 00:29:04.609 --> 00:29:07.305 - I can read upside down. - [laughs] Oh. 00:29:07.445 --> 00:29:10.972 So... what do you think, Kate? 00:29:11.783 --> 00:29:13.250 Can you swing it? 00:29:14.152 --> 00:29:15.949 [Kate] This could be the best thing 00:29:16.087 --> 00:29:17.987 that's ever happened for my career. 00:29:18.123 --> 00:29:20.216 It's just the worst time for it to happen. 00:29:20.358 --> 00:29:22.292 [Bunce] Gives your kids a chance to spend all that extra quality time 00:29:22.427 --> 00:29:23.917 they've been hoping for... with your nanny. 00:29:24.062 --> 00:29:26.223 [Allison] You love your job more than almost anybody I know. 00:29:26.364 --> 00:29:28.764 [Bunce] A lot of travel, a lot of one-on-one with Abelhammer. 00:29:28.900 --> 00:29:31.733 [Kate] I knew exactly what I needed to say. 00:29:31.870 --> 00:29:33.394 Of course I can. 00:29:33.538 --> 00:29:35.165 [elevator dings] 00:29:35.306 --> 00:29:37.069 [Kate] Oh, can you hold that elevator?! 00:29:37.208 --> 00:29:40.143 Can you...? Oh! Thank you! Can you scooch over a little? 00:29:40.278 --> 00:29:42.803 Sorry, it's my daughter's sixth birthday tomorrow, 00:29:42.947 --> 00:29:45.916 and I was just afraid the bakery and balloon place would close, 00:29:46.050 --> 00:29:47.881 so I went at lunch. 00:29:48.019 --> 00:29:50.510 Great. Can someone push lobby for me? 00:29:50.655 --> 00:29:52.714 Thank you. 00:29:52.857 --> 00:29:54.290 All in? 00:29:55.994 --> 00:29:56.858 [balloon pops] 00:29:56.995 --> 00:29:58.519 Everyone knows the right way 00:29:58.663 --> 00:29:59.994 to throw a birthday party. 00:30:00.131 --> 00:30:02.031 You call Ernesto at Playtime Events. 00:30:02.167 --> 00:30:05.193 He handles everything. The letter-pressed invitations, 00:30:05.336 --> 00:30:07.099 the balloons, all perfect. 00:30:07.238 --> 00:30:09.263 And if you slip him an extra 50, 00:30:09.407 --> 00:30:12.342 he will even send your in-laws the wrong address 00:30:12.477 --> 00:30:14.707 so that they end up just driving around the city all day, 00:30:14.846 --> 00:30:16.404 and then they show up right at the end of the party. 00:30:16.548 --> 00:30:17.276 [doorbell rings] 00:30:17.549 --> 00:30:19.881 - Hi, honey. - [Richard] Mom, Dad, hi, come on in. 00:30:20.018 --> 00:30:21.280 - Oh! - [woman] Hi, Kate. 00:30:21.419 --> 00:30:23.649 - [Richard] How's it going? - Hi! 00:30:23.788 --> 00:30:27.053 - Hi. Thank you for coming. - Our pleasure. 00:30:27.192 --> 00:30:29.592 Oh, that's very sweet. Good to see you. 00:30:29.727 --> 00:30:31.354 - Good to see you. - That's lovely. Thanks. 00:30:31.496 --> 00:30:33.487 So, um, can l get you guys a drink? 00:30:33.631 --> 00:30:37.123 - [Emily] Oh, no! - [crashing] 00:30:40.839 --> 00:30:42.670 Or some candy? 00:30:43.341 --> 00:30:45.707 - Do you have any soda for the kids? - No, no soda, Mom. 00:30:45.844 --> 00:30:47.038 Too much sugar. 00:30:47.178 --> 00:30:49.373 Yeah, and dried fruit is out. It rots their teeth. 00:30:49.514 --> 00:30:53.177 Last year, the nursery school issued a fatwa on raisins. 00:30:53.318 --> 00:30:56.810 - And yet you have a pinata. - Well, you know, that's different. 00:30:56.955 --> 00:31:00.721 That's, um... That's, uh... culturally enriching. 00:31:00.859 --> 00:31:02.918 - Ah. - Mm-hm. 00:31:03.061 --> 00:31:04.426 [woman] Here's some water, sweetie. 00:31:04.562 --> 00:31:06.086 - [Emily] Thanks, Grandma. - She thinks we're ridiculous. 00:31:06.231 --> 00:31:08.495 'Cause we are, a little. 00:31:08.633 --> 00:31:10.191 You OK? You seem a little off today. 00:31:10.335 --> 00:31:12.462 Me? Yeah. I'm great, why? 00:31:13.738 --> 00:31:17.367 - [doorbell rings] - The, uh, savages have arrived. 00:31:17.508 --> 00:31:19.874 I'll get the door. 00:31:20.011 --> 00:31:21.842 Wait, Richard, Richard. We need to talk. 00:31:21.980 --> 00:31:23.277 - [doorbell rings] - Now? 00:31:24.249 --> 00:31:25.978 Uh, no, OK, later. 00:31:26.117 --> 00:31:28.017 Of course, you're right. Later. 00:31:28.152 --> 00:31:30.245 - What is it, Kate? - No, it's just... You know what? 00:31:30.388 --> 00:31:34.415 It's just a thing. Honestly, it's no big deal. We'll discuss it later. 00:31:34.559 --> 00:31:38.086 - You sure? - Yeah, yeah, go. Open the door. 00:31:38.229 --> 00:31:41.062 I'm really sorry, but New York liked my idea for the retirement fund. 00:31:41.199 --> 00:31:43.167 - They want me to develop it further. - [kids chatter outside] 00:31:43.301 --> 00:31:46.464 Which means that I will be really busy and traveling for the next two months. 00:31:46.604 --> 00:31:48.333 [girl] Let me in! 00:31:50.174 --> 00:31:52.005 Is that cake made with organic flour? 00:31:52.143 --> 00:31:53.041 - Yep. - Thanks. 00:31:53.177 --> 00:31:54.701 We got a diaper change! 00:31:54.846 --> 00:31:56.143 Clothing change. 00:31:56.281 --> 00:31:58.078 Oh, they need to be boiled. 00:31:58.216 --> 00:31:59.808 Hey, we need to talk about that thing later. 00:31:59.951 --> 00:32:01.680 Yep, can't wait. 00:32:04.555 --> 00:32:06.614 Are you guys having fun? 00:32:06.758 --> 00:32:09.420 He really is incredible with them, isn't he? 00:32:09.560 --> 00:32:11.425 - Yeah. - I know when our kids were little, 00:32:11.562 --> 00:32:13.792 I don't think Lew changed one diaper. 00:32:15.099 --> 00:32:17.226 Men just didn't do that kind of thing back then. 00:32:17.368 --> 00:32:19.461 - Well, that's because... - Yeah, we were terrible parents. 00:32:20.305 --> 00:32:21.499 We didn't know what tofu was. 00:32:22.340 --> 00:32:23.932 Oh, but that was a simpler time. 00:32:24.075 --> 00:32:26.407 And everybody knew their place, what they had to do. 00:32:26.544 --> 00:32:29.604 Lew made the money, I changed the diapers, 00:32:29.747 --> 00:32:32.215 if we couldn't pay the bills, that was Lew's fault. 00:32:32.350 --> 00:32:35.808 The kids were crying, that was me. 00:32:35.954 --> 00:32:37.421 But boy, you all... 00:32:37.555 --> 00:32:40.991 If something goes wrong, it's everybody's fault. 00:32:41.125 --> 00:32:43.491 I don't think that does anyone any good. 00:32:43.628 --> 00:32:46.961 Well, I think it's... I think it's just a more complicated... 00:32:47.098 --> 00:32:49.794 Well, it's as complicated as you make it, dear. 00:32:50.902 --> 00:32:52.631 You know, I was wondering, 00:32:52.770 --> 00:32:54.601 if you had stayed home with Ben, 00:32:54.739 --> 00:32:56.536 would he be talking now? 00:32:56.674 --> 00:33:00.303 He's almost two and not one real word. 00:33:01.179 --> 00:33:02.874 Doesn't that bother you? 00:33:06.317 --> 00:33:09.480 And the worst part is she's right, you know? I mean, about Ben not talking. 00:33:09.620 --> 00:33:13.556 By this age, Emily was reciting the first chapter of Canterbury Tales 00:33:13.691 --> 00:33:16.353 in Middle English, and all Ben does is grunt. 00:33:16.494 --> 00:33:18.689 Kate, that's fine. We gotta talk about the fact... 00:33:18.830 --> 00:33:22.493 Richard, Richard, I know. I know it's lousy timing for both of us. 00:33:22.633 --> 00:33:24.863 To get a big project at work at the same time, I know that. 00:33:25.003 --> 00:33:27.301 But we can make it work. I know we can. 00:33:27.438 --> 00:33:30.339 And I'm gonna do my very best to make sure that 00:33:30.475 --> 00:33:32.409 nothing falls through the cracks. 00:33:33.311 --> 00:33:35.074 Look, Richard, 00:33:35.213 --> 00:33:39.513 you have been working so hard to get a big break at work. Me, too. 00:33:39.650 --> 00:33:43.177 It's a great problem. We can do this. 00:33:43.321 --> 00:33:45.312 - We just have to do a little juggling. - I know. 00:33:45.456 --> 00:33:47.822 - But if we're... - I promise I will make everything work. 00:33:47.959 --> 00:33:49.654 - Don't worry. - OK, but I'm just telling you... 00:33:49.794 --> 00:33:51.625 I said don't worry! 00:33:52.463 --> 00:33:56.923 You kind of yelled it, which isn't as comforting, actually. 00:33:57.068 --> 00:33:59.127 [sighs] 00:34:08.212 --> 00:34:10.112 What's this? What are you doing? 00:34:10.848 --> 00:34:12.338 Hm? 00:34:12.483 --> 00:34:14.383 We're about to make a giant mess out of our lives 00:34:14.519 --> 00:34:16.885 and you're gonna use sex to try and pretend everything's better? 00:34:17.021 --> 00:34:18.648 Is that the plan? 00:34:18.790 --> 00:34:20.621 - Yes. - I like it. 00:34:24.662 --> 00:34:26.527 I mean, I really like it. 00:34:28.666 --> 00:34:31.499 Quite frankly, using sex to make up for the flaws in your relationship 00:34:31.636 --> 00:34:34.036 is as low as you can go. 00:34:34.172 --> 00:34:36.163 But sometimes you have to do it. 00:34:36.307 --> 00:34:37.968 I actually do it all the time. 00:34:38.109 --> 00:34:40.134 One hundred percent success rate. 00:34:41.712 --> 00:34:44.875 [Kate] Richard was right to be worried. It was gonna be very challenging. 00:34:45.016 --> 00:34:47.917 Thank God I had Momo to help me with the workload. 00:34:48.052 --> 00:34:51.715 Kind, supportive, friendly... she was none of those things. 00:34:51.856 --> 00:34:53.756 But she worked her ass off. 00:34:53.891 --> 00:34:55.722 - [jet engine roaring] - I've been running... 00:34:55.860 --> 00:34:57.987 [Kate] My job was to spend two or three days a week 00:34:58.129 --> 00:34:59.460 in New York with Jack. 00:34:59.597 --> 00:35:01.326 He was impressive, he was insightful, 00:35:01.466 --> 00:35:04.230 he was smart, he was a lot of things. 00:35:04.368 --> 00:35:06.666 And none of them were Chris Bunce. 00:35:06.804 --> 00:35:09.034 I think we should include an insurance wrapper on the fund 00:35:09.173 --> 00:35:12.074 - for the low-income retirees. - Exactly. 00:35:16.214 --> 00:35:20.651 - Jack, I just wanna say... - If you're gonna thank me again, 00:35:20.785 --> 00:35:24.152 - please don't. - No. 00:35:24.288 --> 00:35:25.585 I wasn't going to. 00:35:27.758 --> 00:35:30.727 I wouldn't thank someone for giving me a big break, 00:35:30.862 --> 00:35:33.296 I mean, possibly the biggest break of my career. 00:35:33.431 --> 00:35:35.262 I mean, what kind of person would that make me? 00:35:35.399 --> 00:35:38.300 Fine. Precisely. 00:35:44.675 --> 00:35:46.165 But thank you. 00:35:55.386 --> 00:35:58.287 [murmuring indistinctly] 00:35:58.422 --> 00:35:59.719 This is the one we'd better get done. 00:35:59.857 --> 00:36:02.917 Yep, all right. All right, I gotta hit the ladies. 00:36:14.572 --> 00:36:17.905 I'm sorry I won't be there to kiss you good night, but I'll see you tomorrow. 00:36:18.042 --> 00:36:20.101 OK? 00:36:20.244 --> 00:36:22.542 OK. 00:36:22.680 --> 00:36:24.272 # I love you 00:36:24.415 --> 00:36:25.973 # A bushel and a peck 00:36:26.117 --> 00:36:29.143 # A bushel and a peck and a hug around the neck 00:36:29.287 --> 00:36:31.084 # A hug around the neck 00:36:31.222 --> 00:36:33.053 # And a barrel and a heap 00:36:33.191 --> 00:36:36.820 # A barrel and a heap and I'm talking in my sleep 00:36:36.961 --> 00:36:39.828 # About you # 00:36:39.964 --> 00:36:41.955 [jazz plays] 00:36:43.668 --> 00:36:45.966 [indistinct chatter] 00:36:48.739 --> 00:36:51.674 [Kate] For the high-yield set, I thought we could do a time series 00:36:51.809 --> 00:36:54.243 showing the higher yield on the MSCl index... 00:36:54.378 --> 00:36:56.608 - Bup, bup, bup! No more work. - Sorry. 00:36:57.848 --> 00:36:59.748 And can I have my martini back? 00:36:59.884 --> 00:37:02.284 You keep on moving it away from the edge of the table. 00:37:02.420 --> 00:37:04.251 [laughs] I'm sorry. 00:37:04.388 --> 00:37:06.913 Sorry, it's horrible. I'm surprised I'm not cutting your steak for you. 00:37:07.058 --> 00:37:10.391 - [laughs] - It's force of habit, I guess. 00:37:10.528 --> 00:37:13.793 - That's OK. - Do you... do you have kids? 00:37:15.566 --> 00:37:16.658 No. 00:37:18.269 --> 00:37:20.794 Um... I did, um... 00:37:22.340 --> 00:37:25.138 I was married, once. 00:37:25.276 --> 00:37:27.437 She was a great girl. Very special. 00:37:28.512 --> 00:37:30.980 And then... 00:37:31.115 --> 00:37:34.744 ...two years into the marriage, she got sick and... 00:37:36.153 --> 00:37:38.883 Even though she put up an incredible fight... 00:37:43.828 --> 00:37:46.126 - I'm very sorry. - It's OK. 00:37:47.431 --> 00:37:49.661 I'm OK. You know, 00:37:49.800 --> 00:37:51.893 something like that happens in your life, 00:37:52.036 --> 00:37:56.666 and it changes the way, well, you... see everything. 00:37:57.808 --> 00:38:01.471 So, since then, I try to keep things as simple as possible. 00:38:01.612 --> 00:38:03.739 I love my job, I love my work. 00:38:03.881 --> 00:38:06.611 It has its ups and downs, but at least it doesn't break your heart. 00:38:07.251 --> 00:38:09.515 So, what about you? You like what you do? 00:38:10.221 --> 00:38:12.689 - I love my job. - Mm-hm. 00:38:12.823 --> 00:38:14.313 They market doesn't know what sex I am, 00:38:14.458 --> 00:38:17.052 it only knows whether I'm right or wrong. 00:38:17.194 --> 00:38:19.594 - I like the fairness of that. - Mm-hm. 00:38:19.730 --> 00:38:22.995 Although, sometimes I wish I didn't love my job so much 00:38:23.134 --> 00:38:25.830 - because then... - Then you could be home with your kids. 00:38:26.570 --> 00:38:28.629 You're allowed to miss your children. 00:38:28.773 --> 00:38:33.301 Here's the thing. I have two beautiful kids. 00:38:33.444 --> 00:38:35.071 And I love them. 00:38:35.212 --> 00:38:38.409 But life changes. There's no question about that. 00:38:38.549 --> 00:38:40.414 There's no spur of the moment activities, 00:38:40.551 --> 00:38:42.781 you're not meeting people for dinner at the last minute, 00:38:42.920 --> 00:38:45.411 or seeing a movie whenever you want. 00:38:45.556 --> 00:38:47.581 Or, you know, going bowling. 00:38:47.725 --> 00:38:49.056 - Bowling? - Yeah. 00:38:49.193 --> 00:38:50.956 My sister and l used to bowl all the time. 00:38:51.095 --> 00:38:52.995 But now we're both mothers and... 00:38:53.130 --> 00:38:54.859 So, you know, where is the time? 00:38:55.700 --> 00:38:57.292 Bowling. 00:39:00.037 --> 00:39:03.200 I'm sorry. I shouldn't have told you all that about my children. 00:39:03.341 --> 00:39:05.206 - Not professional. - Uh-huh. 00:39:05.343 --> 00:39:07.106 I'll tell you what. From now on, 00:39:07.244 --> 00:39:09.576 don't think of me as Kate the working mom. 00:39:09.714 --> 00:39:12.274 Think of me as Bill, 00:39:12.416 --> 00:39:14.213 your trusted financial analyst. 00:39:14.352 --> 00:39:18.254 Well, the fact is studies show women make better investors. 00:39:18.389 --> 00:39:19.788 - Hm! - But if you want, 00:39:19.924 --> 00:39:21.414 I'll just forget you're a woman. [whistles] 00:39:21.559 --> 00:39:23.493 OK, oh... 00:39:24.261 --> 00:39:26.058 Here you go. All right. 00:39:26.197 --> 00:39:28.495 Thanks. I mean, not thanks. 00:39:30.568 --> 00:39:32.798 Well... 00:39:32.937 --> 00:39:35.337 - Good night, Jack. - Good night, Bill. 00:39:35.473 --> 00:39:36.565 [chuckles] 00:39:47.685 --> 00:39:49.277 Oh! Bye-bye! Bye-bye. 00:39:50.888 --> 00:39:51.877 Bye-bye. 00:39:56.026 --> 00:39:59.427 [Kate] From that moment on, life got busier and busier. 00:40:00.664 --> 00:40:04.794 And the funny thing is it really looked like I was making everything work. 00:40:06.070 --> 00:40:07.731 I read once that the key to juggling 00:40:07.872 --> 00:40:10.739 is not catching, but throwing. 00:40:10.875 --> 00:40:13.070 So I just kept throwing, 00:40:13.210 --> 00:40:15.644 and throwing, and throwing. 00:40:15.780 --> 00:40:17.509 It doesn't smell. 00:40:17.648 --> 00:40:19.206 It's got no stains. 00:40:19.350 --> 00:40:21.784 My God! I have something to wear! 00:40:21.919 --> 00:40:25.218 [# Little Jackie: "Move To the Beat"] 00:40:25.356 --> 00:40:29.656 # You gotta move with the traffic and go with the flow 00:40:29.794 --> 00:40:33.286 # Hop on one foot while you touch your nose 00:40:33.431 --> 00:40:34.898 # Juggle ten things 00:40:35.032 --> 00:40:37.500 - # With your other hand - [indistinct] 00:40:37.635 --> 00:40:39.535 I have never seen Kate work so hard, 00:40:39.670 --> 00:40:41.433 but she's always been there for Ben and Emily. 00:40:41.572 --> 00:40:44.040 I mean, she spreads some serious love on those kids. 00:40:44.175 --> 00:40:48.271 # Ah, suck it up and leave me 00:40:48.412 --> 00:40:51.973 # Can't do it all Baby, if you're asking 00:40:52.116 --> 00:40:55.745 # You're looking at the queen of multitasking 00:40:55.886 --> 00:41:00.118 I drop my kids off for school at 7:15, 00:41:00.257 --> 00:41:03.055 so I'm here about, what, 7:45? Eight-ish? 00:41:03.194 --> 00:41:05.059 - That's about right. - Yeah. 00:41:05.196 --> 00:41:09.826 And then I leave around... two? 00:41:09.967 --> 00:41:13.835 # I know it's hard You try to make it look easy 00:41:13.971 --> 00:41:15.734 # Try to stay in charge 00:41:15.873 --> 00:41:17.807 [man on TV] I know you want to, but you can't quit the newspaper business. 00:41:17.942 --> 00:41:18.931 Why not? 00:41:19.076 --> 00:41:20.407 I know you, Hildy, I know what winning would mean. 00:41:20.544 --> 00:41:22.102 - What would it mean? - It would kill you. 00:41:22.246 --> 00:41:24.771 - You can't sell me that. - Who says I can't? 00:41:24.915 --> 00:41:27.042 - You're a newspaperman! - That's why I'm quitting. 00:41:27.184 --> 00:41:28.708 I want to go someplace where I can be a woman. 00:41:28.853 --> 00:41:30.946 - [jet engine roars] - [Kate] Suddenly, 00:41:31.088 --> 00:41:33.648 it was as if our lives were on fast forward. 00:41:33.791 --> 00:41:37.022 I just had to keep my eye on everything, all at the same time. 00:41:37.161 --> 00:41:38.458 - Look out! Coming through! - [bell dings] 00:41:38.596 --> 00:41:40.826 [Kate] See, the other basic rule of juggling 00:41:40.965 --> 00:41:43.991 - is that what goes up... - [gasps] 00:41:45.269 --> 00:41:46.463 ...must come down. 00:41:49.807 --> 00:41:51.365 [toy squeals] Hello, baby. 00:41:51.509 --> 00:41:54.069 - Watch out for dog doo, honey. - [toy] Bye-bye. 00:41:54.211 --> 00:41:58.545 [Kate] At the same time, Jack and I had this insane deadline looming, 00:41:58.682 --> 00:42:01.742 so our emails went from daily to hourly. 00:42:01.886 --> 00:42:03.945 But I promise you, I was careful to maintain 00:42:04.088 --> 00:42:07.057 the proper, professional distance at all times. 00:42:07.958 --> 00:42:11.553 "Dear Jack, here 's the final version of the PowerPoint. 00:42:11.695 --> 00:42:14.163 Should you have any desire... " 00:42:14.298 --> 00:42:16.061 [mumbles indistinctly] 00:42:21.138 --> 00:42:24.904 "Dear Jack, I will be putting the finishing touches to bed. " 00:42:25.042 --> 00:42:26.907 Oh... [sighs] 00:42:27.044 --> 00:42:29.604 "You know I would bend over backwards... " 00:42:29.747 --> 00:42:31.442 [groans] 00:42:34.318 --> 00:42:36.286 "I'll see you soon. Kate. " 00:42:37.021 --> 00:42:38.420 [computer beeps] 00:42:46.997 --> 00:42:48.430 [computer beeps] 00:42:48.566 --> 00:42:50.932 [Jack] Hey, why are you still up? 00:42:51.068 --> 00:42:53.093 - [Kate] Working. - [computer beeps] 00:42:53.237 --> 00:42:55.865 [Jack] Enough, we're good. Go to bed. 00:42:56.006 --> 00:42:59.407 [Kate] Ah, too much to do. Bed's a waste of time. 00:42:59.543 --> 00:43:01.374 [Jack] Not always, I hope. 00:43:01.512 --> 00:43:03.639 - Hm! - Good night, Kate. 00:43:03.781 --> 00:43:06.181 XO, Jack. 00:43:06.317 --> 00:43:08.945 [Kate] Good night. XO... 00:43:13.958 --> 00:43:15.653 Good night, Kate. 00:43:17.528 --> 00:43:20.156 No. If you're gonna sign "XO," 00:43:20.297 --> 00:43:22.322 you might as well sign, "Please enter me." 00:43:26.670 --> 00:43:28.467 - OK, Ben. Say one... - Hi. 00:43:28.606 --> 00:43:31.302 Hi, Daddy. Two, three. 00:43:31.442 --> 00:43:33.535 Hey, you remember that Paula's gotta leave today at five. 00:43:33.677 --> 00:43:36.077 - So can you... - Oh, no, I got that meeting at 4:00. 00:43:36.213 --> 00:43:37.612 - Oh, shit. - Then I got the dinner afterwards. 00:43:37.748 --> 00:43:40.444 - Yeah, I forgot. - So you think maybe you can... 00:43:40.584 --> 00:43:42.279 Yeah, that's not a problem. I'll do that. 00:43:42.419 --> 00:43:44.580 - I love you, gotta go. - Oh. I love you, too. Bye. 00:43:44.722 --> 00:43:47.691 - Where in the hell is Paula? - Oh, I don't know. Don't... 00:43:47.825 --> 00:43:49.952 I'll take, um, I'll take Ben to Allison's nanny, 00:43:50.094 --> 00:43:51.391 and then I'll take Emily to school, OK? 00:43:51.528 --> 00:43:52.517 - Oh, good. - Bye, Daddy. 00:43:52.663 --> 00:43:54.858 - Bye. - Bye! 00:43:54.999 --> 00:43:57.832 Em, honey? Can you come get your lunch box? 00:43:59.470 --> 00:44:01.097 [Clark] Great series of meetings this week. 00:44:01.238 --> 00:44:03.001 The T note yields for the third quarter look good. 00:44:03.774 --> 00:44:05.105 All right, then. 00:44:05.242 --> 00:44:06.709 Let's go make some money. 00:44:06.844 --> 00:44:08.903 - [indistinct chatter] - Bunce, you wanna go get a steak? 00:44:09.046 --> 00:44:11.276 [Bunce] You know I do. It'd be an honor if you let me buy. 00:44:11.415 --> 00:44:12.882 [Clark] What'd you think about that game last night? 00:44:13.017 --> 00:44:15.542 - [continues indistinct] - I'm gonna be in late tomorrow. 00:44:15.686 --> 00:44:18.814 - Doctor's appointment. - Oh, OK. 00:44:20.290 --> 00:44:21.985 Because I'm pregnant. 00:44:22.760 --> 00:44:25.456 - You're what?! - I know, I know. 00:44:25.596 --> 00:44:28.360 Some kind of systems failure on the birth control. 00:44:29.133 --> 00:44:30.623 Don't worry, I'm dealing with it. 00:44:30.768 --> 00:44:32.827 I'm not having kids, remember? 00:44:32.970 --> 00:44:35.564 Wait, wait, wait! Wait, wait. 00:44:36.340 --> 00:44:40.572 I know you look at me and you see a mess, 00:44:40.711 --> 00:44:44.909 a hurry, a giant un-tweezed eyebrow, I am walking birth control. 00:44:45.049 --> 00:44:46.914 I get it. 00:44:47.051 --> 00:44:48.814 But it's not all that. 00:44:48.952 --> 00:44:52.251 There is so much joy. 00:44:52.389 --> 00:44:55.881 And if, for some reason, you wanted to go through 00:44:56.026 --> 00:44:59.860 the madness of having a baby, I could help you. 00:44:59.997 --> 00:45:03.524 I've been doing it for a while. I could teach you some useful tricks 00:45:03.667 --> 00:45:05.635 to help you manage both work and home 00:45:05.769 --> 00:45:10.206 so that neither side gets... Oh, my God! What time is it?! 00:45:10.340 --> 00:45:12.399 Oh, shit! 00:45:12.543 --> 00:45:14.909 Shit! Shit, shit. 00:45:15.045 --> 00:45:19.175 Oh, shit! Shit, shit, shit! 00:45:21.018 --> 00:45:21.916 Shit. 00:45:22.052 --> 00:45:23.815 Hey, Richard, it's me. 00:45:23.954 --> 00:45:26.252 I am so, so, so sorry, honey. 00:45:26.390 --> 00:45:28.517 I know you have a dinner, and I am on my way 00:45:28.659 --> 00:45:30.957 and then you can go. I am on the stairs. 00:45:31.095 --> 00:45:32.892 I'm approaching a revolving door. 00:45:33.030 --> 00:45:34.759 I am in the revolving door. 00:45:34.898 --> 00:45:37.890 A woman just keeps the puzzle of family life in her head. 00:45:38.035 --> 00:45:39.627 She just does. 00:45:39.770 --> 00:45:42.068 The inside of a working woman's head is like... 00:45:42.206 --> 00:45:44.697 ...the control tower at O'Hare Airport. 00:45:44.842 --> 00:45:46.810 - Richard, honey! - [Ben babbling] 00:45:46.944 --> 00:45:50.038 I'm here! I'm home! 00:45:50.180 --> 00:45:52.444 - Mommy, Mommy! - Hi, honey. Where's Daddy? 00:45:52.583 --> 00:45:54.551 - He had to go to dinner. - He's at dinner? 00:45:54.685 --> 00:45:56.482 Then who are you here with? 00:45:56.620 --> 00:46:00.249 [snoring] 00:46:02.559 --> 00:46:04.493 I'm sorry, I didn't know what to do. 00:46:04.628 --> 00:46:07.096 - Yeah, I know that, but... - So I called Wendy what's-her-name, 00:46:07.231 --> 00:46:10.325 and I asked if her babysitter could come over after work. 00:46:10.467 --> 00:46:13.834 You called Wendy "l do everything perfectly best"? 00:46:13.971 --> 00:46:16.701 And then you left my kids with somebody that I don't know? 00:46:16.840 --> 00:46:19.172 Kate, you weren't here. I left them with a sitter. 00:46:19.309 --> 00:46:22.005 - Yes, who doesn't know them. - It was OK! 00:46:22.146 --> 00:46:25.206 Sometimes OK has to be good enough. I mean, the kids are fine. 00:46:25.349 --> 00:46:28.614 So, in this case, I would say the old lady was the perfect babysitter. 00:46:28.752 --> 00:46:30.652 Getting a backup sitter is on my list. 00:46:30.788 --> 00:46:32.949 Oh, Jesus, with these lists. Really? 00:46:33.090 --> 00:46:35.081 I mean, do Pilates, bake lasagna, 00:46:35.225 --> 00:46:37.921 you might as well put down dock the space station. 00:46:38.061 --> 00:46:41.690 Well, that's not very nice. You know, I get a lot done from those lists. 00:46:41.832 --> 00:46:44.630 I know, I'm sorry, honey. Let's just... Iet's go to bed. OK? 00:46:44.768 --> 00:46:48.499 Wait, Richard, wait. I have to go to Cleveland tomorrow. 00:46:48.639 --> 00:46:50.470 It's just for one night. 00:46:50.607 --> 00:46:52.734 Jack and I have to meet these potential brokers, 00:46:52.876 --> 00:46:55.276 you know, to just get a sense of how much they're willing to commit 00:46:55.412 --> 00:46:59.212 before we put this in front of Harcourt, and... 00:46:59.349 --> 00:47:00.748 [sighs] 00:47:03.187 --> 00:47:05.246 Come on. Let's go to bed. 00:47:08.792 --> 00:47:12.125 I'm still... I'm still in here. 00:47:12.262 --> 00:47:14.492 [Bunce] Look, you have to travel in this job. We're road warriors. 00:47:14.631 --> 00:47:18.795 And if you are tethered to anything, 00:47:18.936 --> 00:47:21.803 uh, then you are a bird that cannot fly. 00:47:21.939 --> 00:47:25.238 And no one goes to a pet store and says, 00:47:25.375 --> 00:47:27.434 "l would like a bird that cannot fly." 00:47:32.716 --> 00:47:35.184 [indistinct PA announcement] 00:47:38.922 --> 00:47:41.891 [Kate speaking indistinctly] ...volatility... 00:47:42.025 --> 00:47:45.722 We're talking about bringing a closed-in... 00:47:50.000 --> 00:47:51.058 Thank you. 00:47:51.201 --> 00:47:53.499 They'll be some persuading Harcourt to commit. 00:47:53.637 --> 00:47:55.070 Thank you very much. 00:47:56.673 --> 00:47:59.540 How big was the potato that this came from? 00:47:59.676 --> 00:48:00.643 [laughs] 00:48:00.777 --> 00:48:04.338 This is the sort of thing that cracks my family up. 00:48:08.719 --> 00:48:09.913 Sorry. 00:48:11.154 --> 00:48:13.622 So the brokers, you feel good about them? 00:48:13.757 --> 00:48:15.486 They love it. You know... 00:48:15.626 --> 00:48:18.925 Should we go visit some of the famous sights of Cleveland? 00:48:19.062 --> 00:48:20.996 - What were they again? - [chuckles] 00:48:21.131 --> 00:48:23.065 You wanna know the joke of business travel? 00:48:23.200 --> 00:48:26.567 My mother always says, "Oh, it must be so exciting 00:48:26.703 --> 00:48:29.399 to see all those different cities," but we mostly just see 00:48:29.539 --> 00:48:31.336 the insides of hotels and airports. 00:48:31.475 --> 00:48:34.410 Mm-hm. Not tonight. 00:48:34.544 --> 00:48:37.240 [jazz plays] 00:48:40.117 --> 00:48:43.450 - You bowl? - Do I look like I bowl? 00:48:43.587 --> 00:48:46.613 You guys are all set, except it's gonna be like a half hour for a lane 00:48:46.757 --> 00:48:48.725 because it's R&B night. 00:48:48.859 --> 00:48:51.521 Unless you wanna play with one of the groups. 00:48:51.662 --> 00:48:53.289 - [pins clatter] - [yelling] 00:48:53.430 --> 00:48:55.057 [man] They can get a little competitive. 00:48:55.198 --> 00:48:56.165 [# Teena Marie: "I'm A Sucker For Your Love"] 00:48:56.300 --> 00:48:59.235 # I'm just a sucker for love 00:48:59.369 --> 00:49:01.803 - # For love - # I'm just a sucker for love 00:49:01.939 --> 00:49:04.237 # Sucker for love Sucker for love 00:49:04.374 --> 00:49:07.275 - Ah! - [applause, cheering] 00:49:08.578 --> 00:49:12.275 You're little, but you can throw! Whoo! 00:49:12.416 --> 00:49:15.283 Just watch and learn. 00:49:19.856 --> 00:49:22.416 [cheering] 00:49:22.559 --> 00:49:24.618 Lumber Liquidators is going down! 00:49:24.761 --> 00:49:26.353 Timber! 00:49:26.496 --> 00:49:28.259 [woman] Abelhammer, you're next! 00:49:28.398 --> 00:49:29.922 [man] Show them what you can do, New York! 00:49:30.067 --> 00:49:32.968 [yelling] 00:49:33.103 --> 00:49:35.970 It's pretty simple. You just balance, and then you... 00:49:36.106 --> 00:49:37.164 ...aim right down the center. 00:49:37.307 --> 00:49:39.741 I'm just gonna throw it and hope for the best, OK? 00:49:39.876 --> 00:49:41.207 - [ball clatters] - Whoo! 00:49:41.345 --> 00:49:43.142 - [crowd yelling] - OK, I got it! 00:49:43.280 --> 00:49:45.373 - I got it! - [man] They get a little slippery. 00:49:45.515 --> 00:49:47.540 - [man yelling] - OK. 00:49:50.654 --> 00:49:52.986 # I'm just a sucker for love Sucker for love 00:49:53.123 --> 00:49:55.250 # Sucker for love, baby 00:49:56.193 --> 00:49:58.991 [cheering] 00:49:59.129 --> 00:50:01.495 Max's Automotives is going down! 00:50:01.631 --> 00:50:04.725 - [laughter] - I see what you mean! Bowling's fun! 00:50:04.868 --> 00:50:07.996 - [man] Hey, time to refuel. - Cheers, everyone. 00:50:08.138 --> 00:50:09.867 Well done. 00:50:11.241 --> 00:50:13.141 - [Jack] Yeah! - [man laughs] 00:50:13.276 --> 00:50:15.301 - Oh... Very nice. - [indistinct] 00:50:15.445 --> 00:50:16.844 Doesn't she look like me? 00:50:17.547 --> 00:50:19.845 [all] Oh! 00:50:21.051 --> 00:50:23.144 [dramatic music plays] 00:50:23.286 --> 00:50:26.744 If you win this for us, we'll forgive you for being a banker. 00:50:30.327 --> 00:50:35.094 # Sucker, sucker Sucker, sucker 00:50:35.232 --> 00:50:37.200 - Yeah! - [cheering] 00:50:40.170 --> 00:50:42.263 - There we go, great! - Get in here. Thank you. 00:50:42.406 --> 00:50:43.464 Thank you. 00:50:45.609 --> 00:50:47.167 Yes! 00:50:48.612 --> 00:50:50.239 Yeah. 00:50:50.380 --> 00:50:51.369 Whoo! 00:50:56.953 --> 00:50:58.318 [laughs] 00:50:59.656 --> 00:51:01.647 I can't believe you're a closet bowler. 00:51:01.792 --> 00:51:03.316 [both laugh] 00:51:03.460 --> 00:51:05.485 Well, when I went to college, 00:51:05.629 --> 00:51:08.496 all my buddies bowled. 00:51:08.632 --> 00:51:11.066 [sighs] It was, uh... It was fun. 00:51:11.201 --> 00:51:12.793 [chuckles] 00:51:12.936 --> 00:51:15.166 But not as much fun as tonight. 00:51:15.305 --> 00:51:16.499 Yeah. 00:51:20.811 --> 00:51:24.975 - [Allison] And then? - Then l, uh, went to my hotel room, 00:51:25.115 --> 00:51:28.243 ate all the Swedish Fish, and fell asleep. 00:51:28.385 --> 00:51:31.479 But then he showed up at your door and said, "Kate, I can't live without you. 00:51:31.621 --> 00:51:33.851 - Run away with me." - No. 00:51:33.990 --> 00:51:36.481 - No, it was not like that. - Really? 00:51:36.626 --> 00:51:38.355 Did you tell Richard that you went out with Jack? 00:51:38.495 --> 00:51:41.157 No, because we didn't go out. We went bowling. 00:51:41.298 --> 00:51:43.789 And this is absurd. 00:51:43.934 --> 00:51:45.629 Jack and I are just... 00:51:45.769 --> 00:51:48.363 -...friendly. - No, you're right. 00:51:48.505 --> 00:51:50.336 I know how straight, single guys 00:51:50.474 --> 00:51:52.942 hate to hit on attractive coworkers on business trips. 00:51:53.076 --> 00:51:55.306 He's not creepy like that. 00:51:55.445 --> 00:51:57.106 How does he sign his emails? 00:51:57.914 --> 00:51:59.939 - What? - Jack. 00:52:00.083 --> 00:52:02.347 "Best"? "Yours"? 00:52:02.486 --> 00:52:05.284 - "Thinking of you"? - [laughs] I don't know. 00:52:05.422 --> 00:52:08.084 Is it "XO"? It's "XO," isn't it? 00:52:08.225 --> 00:52:09.852 Will you stop cross-examining me? 00:52:09.993 --> 00:52:11.585 This isn't one of your depositions. 00:52:11.728 --> 00:52:13.787 - Oh, my God, you're blushing. - [laughs] I am not. 00:52:13.930 --> 00:52:16.922 Kate, promise me... promise me 00:52:17.067 --> 00:52:20.036 that you won't do anything disgusting or immoral... 00:52:20.170 --> 00:52:22.331 -...without telling me everything. - [chuckles] 00:52:22.606 --> 00:52:25.939 OK, it's microwave fresh. 00:52:26.076 --> 00:52:27.805 Mm... Come on! It's gonna get cold. 00:52:27.944 --> 00:52:30.674 - OK, hold on. - Hey, how was your trip? 00:52:31.882 --> 00:52:35.079 - What? - You went to Cleveland. 00:52:35.218 --> 00:52:37.277 Oh! Uh, it was fine. Fine. 00:52:37.420 --> 00:52:39.547 Anyway, um, good news is 00:52:39.689 --> 00:52:41.884 the project is in good shape. 00:52:42.025 --> 00:52:44.289 - Jack's happy. - Jack's happy. 00:52:44.427 --> 00:52:47.294 Jack likes the tech sector. Jack's allergic to tree nuts. 00:52:47.430 --> 00:52:49.398 [laughs] 00:52:50.400 --> 00:52:52.960 You know, I Googled him. Sit down. 00:52:53.103 --> 00:52:54.934 He's a hideous-looking fellow. My gosh. 00:52:55.071 --> 00:52:57.938 Just... must be a nightmare hanging out with that guy. 00:52:58.074 --> 00:53:01.475 - Is he? I hadn't noticed. - Oh, you hadn't noticed? 00:53:01.611 --> 00:53:04.671 - Is he... is he not hideous? - No... [mumbles] 00:53:04.814 --> 00:53:08.580 - [Richard laughs] - So he's happy. 00:53:08.718 --> 00:53:13.087 Which means that we can go to your parents' for Thanksgiving. 00:53:13.223 --> 00:53:16.317 And then we can get the Christmas tree on Friday like we've been talking about. 00:53:16.459 --> 00:53:20.054 And then I was thinking that maybe... 00:53:20.197 --> 00:53:21.926 -...we could get a sitter. - Yeah. 00:53:22.065 --> 00:53:23.862 Yeah. Yeah, we can get a sitter, 00:53:24.000 --> 00:53:27.197 and then maybe we go to the movies, you know? 00:53:27.337 --> 00:53:29.771 - Yeah. That'd be fun. - Yeah. 00:53:29.906 --> 00:53:33.398 It's gonna be a great, perfect, fun trip. 00:53:33.543 --> 00:53:36.307 OK, OK. I like it. 00:53:38.582 --> 00:53:41.483 I woke up in the middle of the night and I realized we should adjust the charts 00:53:41.618 --> 00:53:44.086 so that dividends are grouped by asset class. 00:53:44.221 --> 00:53:45.552 Great. We can go over this tomorrow. 00:53:45.689 --> 00:53:48.180 No, you can just email it to me. It's OK. 00:53:48.325 --> 00:53:50.156 I'm out of the office till Monday. 00:53:50.293 --> 00:53:51.885 You are? But there is so much that you said... 00:53:52.028 --> 00:53:55.555 It's Thanksgiving. It's fine. We are OK. 00:53:55.699 --> 00:53:58.668 - Are you sure? - Yes. Yes. 00:53:58.802 --> 00:54:01.896 And I really wanna spend time with my family. 00:54:02.772 --> 00:54:04.831 - One more thing. - Yeah? 00:54:06.743 --> 00:54:07.869 I'm having the baby. 00:54:10.880 --> 00:54:11.972 I'm sorry, what? 00:54:12.115 --> 00:54:14.447 I'm only disclosing that because, as my superior, 00:54:14.584 --> 00:54:16.347 - I believe that you... - Oh, my God, Momo! 00:54:16.486 --> 00:54:19.216 Momo, forget about all that. 00:54:22.525 --> 00:54:23.787 I'm uncomfortable now. 00:54:23.927 --> 00:54:26.259 I'm just so happy for you. 00:54:27.464 --> 00:54:28.954 I'm still uncomfortable. 00:54:30.200 --> 00:54:32.862 There's no way anyone can explain it to you 00:54:33.003 --> 00:54:35.528 before you have a baby, and once you do, 00:54:35.672 --> 00:54:37.902 you'll wonder why no one ever told you how it felt. 00:54:38.842 --> 00:54:39.934 Please stop holding me. 00:54:41.478 --> 00:54:43.309 Happy Thanksgiving. 00:54:43.446 --> 00:54:45.175 Same to you. 00:54:46.049 --> 00:54:49.541 Being pregnant doesn't feel awesome. 00:54:49.686 --> 00:54:50.948 It feels like a mistake. 00:54:51.554 --> 00:54:53.749 But lots of people have babies as mistakes. 00:54:55.091 --> 00:54:58.185 Maybe... maybe my baby will turn into Justin Bieber. 00:54:58.328 --> 00:54:59.818 He started as a mistake. 00:54:59.963 --> 00:55:01.487 Now he's a billionaire. 00:55:02.966 --> 00:55:05.230 - Good night. - [man] Good night, Kate. 00:55:05.368 --> 00:55:07.563 There you are. Heard you're taking off what? 00:55:07.704 --> 00:55:11.470 Five days? I love that carpe diem thing you have going on. 00:55:11.608 --> 00:55:13.542 But, just so you know, I'll be in town. 00:55:13.677 --> 00:55:15.770 Wife cooks dinner for about 20 people. 00:55:15.912 --> 00:55:17.402 Makes three turkeys. 00:55:17.547 --> 00:55:19.913 So if you need me to cover for you, 00:55:20.050 --> 00:55:21.813 - I'll be right here. - [elevator dings] 00:55:22.819 --> 00:55:24.548 Three turkeys? Wow. 00:55:24.688 --> 00:55:26.212 That's... that's amazing. 00:55:26.356 --> 00:55:29.757 You know, why not give Abelhammer my cell in case he needs anything. 00:55:29.893 --> 00:55:30.882 Happy Thanksgiving. 00:55:34.064 --> 00:55:35.656 This is what you need to know about Bunce. 00:55:35.799 --> 00:55:38.962 He's one of those guys who loves to come in at the end 00:55:39.102 --> 00:55:42.094 and take the credit after someone else has done all the hard work. 00:55:42.238 --> 00:55:46.698 If I slip up even a little, he is so ready to pounce. 00:55:49.979 --> 00:55:52.641 I make a great turkey, too, by the way. 00:55:52.782 --> 00:55:54.215 It's delicious. 00:55:54.351 --> 00:55:57.013 Everyone says my breast is very juicy. 00:55:57.153 --> 00:55:58.142 [elevator dings] 00:55:58.888 --> 00:56:01.254 - [Kate] Ah! - Oh, my God. 00:56:02.158 --> 00:56:04.353 You like the mule in Treasure of the Sierra Madre. 00:56:04.494 --> 00:56:07.429 OK, I got the changing pad and the portable high chair, 00:56:07.564 --> 00:56:09.828 the porta-crib, bibs, 00:56:09.966 --> 00:56:12.457 Thomas the Tank Engine cereal bowls. 00:56:13.570 --> 00:56:14.867 There's no reason to pack. 00:56:15.004 --> 00:56:16.835 Everyone knows that you buy two of everything, 00:56:16.973 --> 00:56:19.840 you keep one set at the country house. Boom. Done. 00:56:19.976 --> 00:56:23.776 I swear to God, Louis XlV traveled lighter than we do. 00:56:23.913 --> 00:56:26.381 - You ready to have fun? - [panting] 00:56:26.516 --> 00:56:30.179 Well, I like the spirit. [chuckles] 00:56:30.320 --> 00:56:33.721 Just don't tell your mother about my new project or that I'm on deadline, OK? 00:56:33.857 --> 00:56:35.757 What do you wanna do? You wanna lie to her? 00:56:35.892 --> 00:56:38.053 Hm... Iet's see. Yes. 00:56:38.194 --> 00:56:40.424 Oh, OK. All right. 00:56:40.563 --> 00:56:43.088 - Here. Ah! - That's not gonna wanna stay. 00:56:43.233 --> 00:56:46.293 - One, two, three... - Whoo! [laughs] 00:56:46.436 --> 00:56:49.098 Don't worry about that. 00:56:49.239 --> 00:56:51.469 - That's ours, right? - [laughs] Oh, no. 00:56:51.741 --> 00:56:53.868 - [# Bill Withers: "Lovely Day"] - [Richard] Who knows the lyrics? 00:56:54.010 --> 00:56:58.379 - [Emily] You do, Daddy. - [Richard] Come on. I love this part. 00:56:58.515 --> 00:57:02.007 # Bears heavy on my mind Take it, Kate. 00:57:02.152 --> 00:57:04.518 [Kate laughs] OK. # Then I look at you 00:57:04.654 --> 00:57:06.212 [Richard] Emily, come on! 00:57:06.356 --> 00:57:10.122 [Emily] # And the world's all right with me 00:57:10.260 --> 00:57:11.955 [Richard] That's right. Take it, Kate. 00:57:12.095 --> 00:57:14.529 [Kate] # Just one look at you 00:57:14.664 --> 00:57:15.824 [Richard] What are we gonna do? 00:57:15.965 --> 00:57:18.957 [all] # And I know it's gonna be 00:57:19.102 --> 00:57:20.967 - [Richard] Here we go! - [Kate] One, two... 00:57:21.104 --> 00:57:23.470 - [all] # A lovely day - Oh! 00:57:26.576 --> 00:57:29.340 Look at this. We're on a trip. 00:57:29.479 --> 00:57:32.039 We're all in one place. Right? 00:57:32.182 --> 00:57:34.946 You're right. You're right, this is great. 00:57:35.084 --> 00:57:37.609 - It's nice. - Really. 00:57:37.754 --> 00:57:40.518 - [laughing] - [cell phone buzzes] 00:57:40.657 --> 00:57:42.784 - You're buzzing. - Oh. 00:57:42.926 --> 00:57:45.292 - Sorry. - No, it's all right. 00:57:45.428 --> 00:57:49.023 I'm gonna silence this thing. 00:57:49.165 --> 00:57:52.293 And it's... quiet. 00:57:52.435 --> 00:57:54.733 - And I'm not gonna work. - Sounds good. OK. 00:57:54.871 --> 00:57:55.735 I'm... 00:57:55.872 --> 00:57:57.703 I am not working. 00:57:57.841 --> 00:57:58.705 See? 00:57:58.842 --> 00:58:01.367 - Don't need it. - Are you sure? 00:58:01.511 --> 00:58:02.443 - Yes! - It's OK. 00:58:02.579 --> 00:58:03.637 If you need to take the call, it's fine. 00:58:03.780 --> 00:58:06.340 - I don't need it. - OK. 00:58:10.186 --> 00:58:12.347 - Oh! - [all yelling] 00:58:12.489 --> 00:58:14.684 That's a mistake! Big mistake! Who wants some? 00:58:14.824 --> 00:58:17.850 - Come over here! - Ah! 00:58:17.994 --> 00:58:20.053 - Get him, get him! - Ah! 00:58:20.196 --> 00:58:23.188 [all laughing, shouting] 00:58:32.342 --> 00:58:35.903 - Those look great. - Thank you. [chuckles] 00:58:37.614 --> 00:58:39.479 Thanks for doing this. 00:58:39.616 --> 00:58:41.516 Those smell delicious, Kate. 00:58:45.655 --> 00:58:48.988 - So a bunch of snowmen are standing... - Oh, no! 00:58:49.125 --> 00:58:51.650 A bunch of snowmen are standing in front of the barbershop, 00:58:51.794 --> 00:58:53.557 - and one of them says... - Who smells carrots. 00:58:53.696 --> 00:58:56.859 - Uh... Oh, come on! - Same one as last year. 00:58:57.000 --> 00:58:59.093 - Thank you. - You ruined my joke! 00:58:59.235 --> 00:59:02.227 - You ruined my joke! -...30 years ago... 00:59:02.372 --> 00:59:03.737 - [laughing] - That's my joke! 00:59:03.873 --> 00:59:06.569 - I don't get it. - Because of their nose. 00:59:06.709 --> 00:59:09.974 - 'Cause their nose is a carrot. - You know the pond is frozen. 00:59:10.113 --> 00:59:12.274 So if anybody wants to go skating tomorrow... 00:59:12.415 --> 00:59:14.610 Well, I promised Em that we were gonna build a snowman tomorrow, right? 00:59:14.751 --> 00:59:16.946 - Yeah. - We can do it at the pond. 00:59:17.086 --> 00:59:20.852 [Richard] Oh, that was great, Mom. What did you do this year? 00:59:20.990 --> 00:59:23.254 [mother] I ran out of canned pumpkin, so I had to... 00:59:23.393 --> 00:59:25.054 - [phone rings] - [Richard] You used cream? 00:59:25.194 --> 00:59:26.752 [mother] Yeah. I used light cream, 00:59:26.896 --> 00:59:29.296 - but heavy cream's better. - You OK? 00:59:29.432 --> 00:59:31.024 - Yeah, she's here. - Yeah. 00:59:31.167 --> 00:59:33.226 Kate, it's for you. It's someone named Nono. 00:59:33.369 --> 00:59:35.735 Oh, no, Momo. I'm gonna take it in the other room. 00:59:35.872 --> 00:59:38.204 [father] Momo, what does that mean? 00:59:38.341 --> 00:59:41.276 [indistinct chatter] 00:59:41.411 --> 00:59:43.242 - Are you OK? - [Momo] What is the matter with you? 00:59:43.379 --> 00:59:44.778 - I left you 100 messages. - OK. 00:59:44.914 --> 00:59:46.939 - Jack is trying to reach you. - OK, I'll check my phone. 00:59:47.083 --> 00:59:48.744 [mother] Remember Barry Brentwood? 00:59:48.885 --> 00:59:50.409 - He was arrested. - Mm. 00:59:50.553 --> 00:59:51.781 - [father] What? - [mother] He's going to prison. 00:59:51.921 --> 00:59:53.388 - Really? - Barry Brentwood? 00:59:53.523 --> 00:59:55.218 - [mother] Barry Brentwood. - [Richard] What did he do? 00:59:55.358 --> 00:59:57.588 [mother] Oh, my God. He got into something 00:59:57.727 --> 01:00:00.423 with a drug dealer, and they hired him to kill somebody... 01:00:01.331 --> 01:00:03.162 [father] Oh, no. 01:00:04.767 --> 01:00:05.756 Who did he kill? 01:00:05.902 --> 01:00:07.426 [mother] I don't know! I don't know. Somebody... 01:00:07.570 --> 01:00:11.267 Hi, Jack, sorry I missed your calls. My cell reception is... 01:00:11.407 --> 01:00:13.898 Um, anyway, what's up? 01:00:14.043 --> 01:00:16.238 [Jack] Sorry, Kate. Harcourt's schedule changed. 01:00:16.379 --> 01:00:19.041 - He can only hear the pitch tomorrow. - Oh, shit. 01:00:19.182 --> 01:00:20.740 Well, um, when did that happen? 01:00:20.883 --> 01:00:24.114 [Jack] If you can't make it, maybe Bunce can take over. 01:00:24.253 --> 01:00:28.485 So Harcourt has to go to Hong Kong the day after tomorrow for a week. 01:00:28.625 --> 01:00:31.753 There's some emergency with the Asian brokerage house. 01:00:31.894 --> 01:00:35.853 Which means that tomorrow morning is our only shot 01:00:35.999 --> 01:00:37.489 to get this thing in front of him. 01:00:37.634 --> 01:00:39.499 But Jack said Bunce would do it. 01:00:39.636 --> 01:00:42.002 - Let him go. - Come on, Richard. 01:00:42.138 --> 01:00:45.665 I can't let Bunce take this. You know how hard I've been working on it. 01:00:45.808 --> 01:00:49.801 But I can't control how and where we pitch it. 01:00:49.946 --> 01:00:53.882 It's not my fault. I have... I have planned everything so this exact thing 01:00:54.017 --> 01:00:55.951 would not happen. 01:00:57.420 --> 01:00:59.945 But we were supposed to make a snowman. 01:01:00.089 --> 01:01:03.388 Sweetie, I know. Listen. 01:01:03.526 --> 01:01:06.154 The very next time there's snow, 01:01:06.295 --> 01:01:09.492 we're gonna make a snowman. I promise. OK? 01:01:09.632 --> 01:01:11.623 You already promised. 01:01:11.768 --> 01:01:15.898 [Ben babbling] 01:01:16.039 --> 01:01:18.872 Hey. Bye-bye, bunny. 01:01:19.008 --> 01:01:22.171 - Bye-bye, Mama. - [gasps] Oh, my God! 01:01:22.311 --> 01:01:26.805 - [Ben laughs] - You spoke! 01:01:26.949 --> 01:01:28.917 Ben! 01:01:29.052 --> 01:01:31.247 You said, "Bye-bye, Mama." 01:01:31.387 --> 01:01:33.378 - He spoke! - "Bye-bye, Mama." 01:01:33.523 --> 01:01:35.423 Well, it'll come in handy. 01:01:37.694 --> 01:01:39.924 - Richard, I'm... - You gotta go, Kate. 01:01:41.230 --> 01:01:43.630 And we'll talk about it when you get back, OK? 01:01:45.802 --> 01:01:47.963 [car starts] 01:01:51.607 --> 01:01:52.835 Bye. 01:02:00.817 --> 01:02:05.254 Oh, we all heard about Thanksgiving. 01:02:05.388 --> 01:02:08.880 Leaving right after dinner? Seriously? Who does that? 01:02:09.025 --> 01:02:10.959 No, I prefer to be with my family. 01:02:11.094 --> 01:02:14.621 You know, clean up while my husband and his friends watch football 01:02:14.764 --> 01:02:18.598 and I chase after the kids because they've had eight slices of pecan pie. 01:02:18.735 --> 01:02:22.637 Then I make 11 sandwiches of leftovers for everybody for the next day. 01:02:22.772 --> 01:02:26.230 Listen to my mother-in-law yammer on for the 15th time 01:02:26.375 --> 01:02:28.172 that my stuffing was too dry. 01:02:28.311 --> 01:02:30.245 Like I've never heard that one before. 01:02:30.379 --> 01:02:32.813 [sighs] 01:02:32.949 --> 01:02:34.416 I just... 01:02:36.319 --> 01:02:39.846 It's family, and I love it. I love it. 01:02:41.023 --> 01:02:42.251 [Momo] I'm feeling much better, thanks. 01:02:42.391 --> 01:02:43.915 - Let's focus on the proposal. - [Kate] OK. 01:02:44.060 --> 01:02:46.028 I was thinking we could start with an overview 01:02:46.162 --> 01:02:49.097 of dividend payers versus non-payers. 01:02:49.232 --> 01:02:50.790 [groaning] 01:02:50.933 --> 01:02:53.424 - [moaning] - Whoa! Careful! 01:02:53.569 --> 01:02:56.561 Or you could... throw up again a few more times. 01:02:56.706 --> 01:02:59.140 [toilet flushes] 01:03:00.209 --> 01:03:02.507 - Momo, you OK? - [Momo] Yeah, I'm fine. 01:03:02.645 --> 01:03:04.909 [moans] This does not feel like a miracle. 01:03:05.047 --> 01:03:09.006 Oh! Don't worry, morning sickness only lasts about, um, 01:03:09.152 --> 01:03:10.084 nine months. 01:03:10.920 --> 01:03:11.944 [groans] 01:03:12.088 --> 01:03:15.319 Ooh, oh, yeah. I've been there. 01:03:18.694 --> 01:03:22.323 - You OK? - Don't I look OK? Let's walk. 01:03:22.465 --> 01:03:25.628 Oh, Momo! Momo, Momo! Momo! 01:03:27.737 --> 01:03:30.171 Oh, my God! 01:03:30.306 --> 01:03:33.002 It's official. I'm disgusting. 01:03:34.076 --> 01:03:36.442 How did this happen? Don't answer that. 01:03:37.980 --> 01:03:39.470 [Momo] I didn't get any sleep last night. 01:03:39.615 --> 01:03:41.242 I think this baby's on a treadmill. 01:03:41.384 --> 01:03:43.511 - [phone rings] - [Kate] Thank you. 01:03:44.420 --> 01:03:46.888 - Hey. Hey, good morning. - Good morning. 01:03:47.023 --> 01:03:49.787 Thank you for your lovely note and the room is beautiful. 01:03:49.926 --> 01:03:53.521 You know what? You knocked yourself out getting this thing right. 01:03:53.663 --> 01:03:54.755 You deserve a nice room 01:03:54.897 --> 01:03:57.525 and if this thing has any chance at all with Harcourt, it's gonna be because 01:03:57.667 --> 01:04:00.795 - of the way you pitch it. - He's ready for you. 01:04:00.937 --> 01:04:02.097 Let's go. [clears throat] 01:04:02.238 --> 01:04:04.399 Remember, we're a great team, Bill. 01:04:04.540 --> 01:04:06.064 [chuckles] 01:04:08.477 --> 01:04:09.409 Good morning. 01:04:09.545 --> 01:04:10.978 We're here today 01:04:11.113 --> 01:04:13.411 to talk about possibility. 01:04:13.549 --> 01:04:16.677 The possibility of a new financial product 01:04:16.819 --> 01:04:20.084 that could restore some of the faith we've lost with our customer. 01:04:20.223 --> 01:04:24.182 We wanna show them that we understand, that we wanna make money 01:04:24.327 --> 01:04:26.022 for them as well as for us. 01:04:26.162 --> 01:04:29.188 So I would like to start off with a few charts 01:04:29.332 --> 01:04:32.824 showing you the dividend base strategy we've devised. 01:04:38.474 --> 01:04:40.339 - Momo! - [snorts] 01:04:40.476 --> 01:04:42.376 [computer dings] 01:04:42.511 --> 01:04:45.309 - Which will show you... - [Kate] The PowerPoint presentation 01:04:45.448 --> 01:04:47.109 was going really well. 01:04:47.250 --> 01:04:51.277 No one could tell Momo and I had been up all night rehearsing. 01:04:51.420 --> 01:04:53.217 Until... 01:04:56.826 --> 01:05:00.660 OK, 300 presentations last year, and I never messed up once. 01:05:00.796 --> 01:05:03.230 It's not my fault. The pregnancy did something to my brain. 01:05:03.366 --> 01:05:06.096 I don't get it, OK? The baby is nowhere near your brain. 01:05:06.235 --> 01:05:07.930 What else can it do to your brain? 01:05:10.706 --> 01:05:12.003 Mm! 01:05:15.378 --> 01:05:17.107 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I was so nervous. 01:05:17.246 --> 01:05:19.544 - I forgot the whole... - Are you kidding? That was a home run. 01:05:19.682 --> 01:05:22.173 I didn't have to say a word. He loved it. I could tell. 01:05:22.318 --> 01:05:24.616 - Really? - Really! You lunatic! 01:05:24.754 --> 01:05:26.949 God, I love... 01:05:27.089 --> 01:05:28.784 I love the way you ran that. It was brilliant. 01:05:28.925 --> 01:05:30.358 - Absolutely brilliant. There he is. - Thank you. 01:05:30.493 --> 01:05:32.757 - Let me close this. - OK, OK. 01:05:32.895 --> 01:05:34.157 OK. 01:05:35.464 --> 01:05:36.954 You OK? 01:05:43.572 --> 01:05:45.563 [Momo] Kate, I hope I didn't blow this for us. 01:05:45.708 --> 01:05:47.573 [Kate] No, it's fine. Don't worry about it. 01:05:58.087 --> 01:06:00.647 [sighs] Just like I thought. He thinks you're terrific. 01:06:00.790 --> 01:06:02.951 Wants to know what we've been doing hiding you in Boston. 01:06:03.092 --> 01:06:04.650 - Really? - Yep. He's going to take me to lunch. 01:06:04.794 --> 01:06:07.194 He's got a lot of questions. But they sound like the right questions. 01:06:07.330 --> 01:06:09.594 The ones that mean he's serious. 01:06:10.433 --> 01:06:12.196 So should l...? 01:06:12.335 --> 01:06:14.667 Should I go back? To Boston? 01:06:14.804 --> 01:06:17.398 Yeah, I guess. Uh, I'll call you if I hear anything. 01:06:17.540 --> 01:06:18.564 - OK? - OK. 01:06:19.775 --> 01:06:21.640 You know the first thing he said to me? 01:06:21.777 --> 01:06:24.678 - Where did I get this idea? - Oh... 01:06:29.685 --> 01:06:31.880 I hope he told him he got the idea from you. 01:06:32.021 --> 01:06:35.013 Well, I mean, you know, we really, he and I really developed it together. 01:06:35.157 --> 01:06:38.593 It's changed a lot since the version that I started with. 01:06:38.728 --> 01:06:41.526 It's not right. You should be at the lunch. 01:06:41.664 --> 01:06:43.791 - Harcourt should know you. - He will. He will. 01:06:43.933 --> 01:06:47.994 I mean, he does. I'm the one that really pitched it in the meeting, not Jack. 01:06:48.137 --> 01:06:50.799 Yeah. But now Jack is going to lunch with Harcourt, 01:06:50.940 --> 01:06:54.467 and you can just bet by dessert, this whole thing will be Jack's idea. 01:06:54.610 --> 01:06:57.738 These guys don't get to the top by giving credit to the junior team. 01:07:00.750 --> 01:07:02.012 What am I doing? 01:07:03.252 --> 01:07:04.310 You gotta come with me. 01:07:05.321 --> 01:07:07.221 You're where I got this idea. 01:07:07.356 --> 01:07:08.323 It's yours. 01:07:08.457 --> 01:07:10.049 We're a team. 01:07:10.192 --> 01:07:11.955 And teams stick together. 01:07:13.329 --> 01:07:14.728 Right, Momo? 01:07:15.765 --> 01:07:17.562 [Kate] So it's the 18th frame, 01:07:17.700 --> 01:07:20.601 or maybe the 28th frame, I can't remember. 01:07:20.736 --> 01:07:21.998 - [Jack] Eighteenth. - [Kate] Eighteenth frame. 01:07:22.138 --> 01:07:25.039 And, um, you know, a lot of tension in the bowling alley. 01:07:25.174 --> 01:07:28.200 In fact, I think everybody was completely silent. 01:07:28.344 --> 01:07:29.777 - And this gentleman... - Except you. 01:07:29.912 --> 01:07:33.370 - [laughs] - This elegant, 01:07:33.516 --> 01:07:37.213 wherever you're from, gets up... [laughs] 01:07:37.353 --> 01:07:41.119 Gets up and he says, "Max's Automotive is going down!" 01:07:41.257 --> 01:07:42.747 - Just like that. - Just like that! 01:07:42.892 --> 01:07:45.656 - I came out of my shell. - [laughs] 01:07:45.795 --> 01:07:48.787 I think with a Bronx accent, right? 01:07:48.931 --> 01:07:51.593 - He fit right in. - [laughs] 01:07:51.734 --> 01:07:53.099 [Harcourt] It was a pleasure to meet you. 01:07:53.235 --> 01:07:54.566 - [Kate] Likewise. - [Harcourt] Jack will tell you 01:07:54.703 --> 01:07:57.001 that I like to say no, and I had my doubts coming in, 01:07:57.139 --> 01:07:59.130 but you made a very compelling case. 01:07:59.275 --> 01:08:02.039 - I am intrigued. - Oh, my God. Well, thank you. 01:08:02.178 --> 01:08:04.146 Thank you, thank you. 01:08:04.280 --> 01:08:06.646 You're right, she does like to say thank you. 01:08:06.782 --> 01:08:08.477 I'll be in touch. 01:08:13.322 --> 01:08:17.122 [laughing] That was miraculous. 01:08:17.259 --> 01:08:18.988 He never says anything positive. 01:08:19.128 --> 01:08:20.527 My God, you think he'll go for it? 01:08:20.663 --> 01:08:22.858 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I think we got a good shot at this. 01:08:22.998 --> 01:08:24.397 - Absolutely. - Oh, my God! 01:08:24.533 --> 01:08:26.398 I can't believe it went so well! 01:08:26.535 --> 01:08:28.696 - Think you're gonna make your plane? - Uh, I don't know. 01:08:28.838 --> 01:08:31.363 - I have to see what time it is. - OK. 01:08:31.507 --> 01:08:33.975 Wow, will you look at that? This thing finally quit. 01:08:34.110 --> 01:08:36.271 - Battery died? - Yeah, I didn't charge it. 01:08:36.412 --> 01:08:38.312 OK, OK, hold on. Use mine. 01:08:38.447 --> 01:08:40.506 That's odd, look at this. 01:08:40.649 --> 01:08:42.082 I got a bunch of missed calls. 01:08:42.952 --> 01:08:44.442 All from you. 01:08:46.055 --> 01:08:47.682 [Kate] Richard, honey, I'm on my way. 01:08:47.823 --> 01:08:50.223 I'll be there as soon as I can. 01:08:55.564 --> 01:08:56.997 [woman] But keep a close eye on him. 01:08:57.133 --> 01:09:00.432 If he experiences any dizziness or nausea tonight, 01:09:00.569 --> 01:09:02.901 - call us immediately. - Thank you so much. 01:09:03.038 --> 01:09:06.166 - Emily? - Hi, bunny. 01:09:06.308 --> 01:09:08.469 - Hi, sweetie. - Mommy. 01:09:08.611 --> 01:09:10.977 Oh, hi, baby. What happened? 01:09:11.113 --> 01:09:16.483 Well, he tripped on that place in the carpet and fell down the stairs. 01:09:16.619 --> 01:09:18.450 Oh! Sweetie... 01:09:19.989 --> 01:09:21.786 [alarm chirps] 01:09:29.565 --> 01:09:32.625 [Allison] A man announces he's going to leave the office to be with a child, 01:09:32.768 --> 01:09:38.138 and he is hailed as a selfless, doting, paternal role model. 01:09:38.274 --> 01:09:41.266 A woman announces that she's going to leave the office to be with a child 01:09:41.410 --> 01:09:44.277 on its sick bed, and she is damned 01:09:44.413 --> 01:09:46.540 as disorganized, irresponsible, 01:09:46.682 --> 01:09:49.549 and showing insufficient commitment. 01:09:49.685 --> 01:09:52.518 [cloth tearing] 01:09:55.257 --> 01:09:58.124 [tearing] 01:10:02.298 --> 01:10:03.788 I know, it was on the list, right? 01:10:03.933 --> 01:10:06.026 No. No, forget the list, Richard. You live here. 01:10:06.168 --> 01:10:07.931 Haven't you tripped on that thing a million times? 01:10:08.070 --> 01:10:10.630 At least I was here when it happened. And I tried to call you. 01:10:10.773 --> 01:10:12.832 And text you. You didn't pick up your phone for hours. 01:10:12.975 --> 01:10:14.966 I told you, I forgot to charge my phone. 01:10:15.110 --> 01:10:17.840 So I was reduced to breaking into your address book on your computer 01:10:17.980 --> 01:10:21.040 to get the number to your boyfriend. That was a great feeling. 01:10:21.183 --> 01:10:23.378 - Oh, come on! - Then he didn't answer either. 01:10:23.519 --> 01:10:25.987 Jack forget to charge his battery, too? Doesn't sound like him. 01:10:26.121 --> 01:10:28.885 No, we were meeting Harcourt. You knew that. 01:10:29.024 --> 01:10:33.927 It's not like we were naked on a beach in Aruba sipping Mai Tais. 01:10:34.063 --> 01:10:35.826 Well, that's a weirdly vivid denial. 01:10:35.965 --> 01:10:38.798 You're right. I failed. I messed up. 01:10:38.934 --> 01:10:40.868 I wasn't here when Ben needed me. 01:10:41.003 --> 01:10:44.200 What difference does it make? Even when you're here, you're not here, Kate. 01:10:44.340 --> 01:10:46.399 We never sit down. 01:10:46.542 --> 01:10:49.409 We never relax, we don't laugh or goof off. 01:10:49.545 --> 01:10:52.446 I don't want to discuss how often we're not having sex. 01:10:54.149 --> 01:10:55.582 Well, you know what? I honestly... 01:10:55.718 --> 01:10:57.709 Honestly, I don't understand 01:10:57.853 --> 01:10:59.411 - what you want from me. - You don't know what I want? 01:10:59.555 --> 01:11:01.853 I want just a few minutes where we're not in a panic. 01:11:01.991 --> 01:11:04.084 Where we talk about something other than logistics. 01:11:04.226 --> 01:11:08.686 Where you pretend to laugh at my old jokes that you've heard before. 01:11:08.831 --> 01:11:11.197 Where we have five minutes, just five, 01:11:11.333 --> 01:11:14.962 of calm, quiet conversation. 01:11:15.104 --> 01:11:18.096 Just five minutes of being together. 01:11:18.240 --> 01:11:20.105 That's all. 01:11:28.317 --> 01:11:29.443 [Kate] My list. 01:11:29.585 --> 01:11:33.487 Number one: get my life together. 01:11:33.622 --> 01:11:36.785 Number two: stop making lists. 01:11:40.896 --> 01:11:44.457 - [Emily] Where's Daddy? - He had to go to work early. 01:11:46.135 --> 01:11:50.003 Hey, Em, you know that I didn't want to leave Thanksgiving, OK? 01:11:50.139 --> 01:11:52.334 - I wanted to stay... - Yes, you missed it. 01:11:52.474 --> 01:11:54.339 Just like you missed Jamaica Day. 01:11:54.476 --> 01:11:55.773 And Evie's birthday party. 01:11:55.911 --> 01:11:58.175 Because you have to talk on the phone 01:11:58.314 --> 01:12:01.340 and take an airplane to New York. I tell everyone that. 01:12:01.483 --> 01:12:04.475 And maybe someday we can make a snowman together. 01:12:04.620 --> 01:12:06.952 - But probably not. - No. 01:12:07.089 --> 01:12:10.115 No, we will, Em. I promise. OK? 01:12:10.259 --> 01:12:13.353 The very next time it snows. 01:12:14.330 --> 01:12:15.991 I love you. 01:12:39.988 --> 01:12:42.013 At work, when you act like one of the boys, 01:12:42.157 --> 01:12:44.557 they call you abrasive and difficult. 01:12:44.693 --> 01:12:46.058 So you act like a woman, 01:12:46.195 --> 01:12:48.425 and they say you're emotional and difficult. 01:12:48.564 --> 01:12:52.728 So difficult is really just the word for anything that isn't a man. 01:12:59.108 --> 01:13:00.439 [door opens] 01:13:00.576 --> 01:13:02.976 I wanted to let you know 01:13:03.112 --> 01:13:05.876 I'm hearing some merger rumors out of Atlanta on that PharmaCom stock. 01:13:06.482 --> 01:13:07.915 Yeah, I heard that. 01:13:08.684 --> 01:13:10.117 Gotta get somebody down there tonight. 01:13:12.554 --> 01:13:14.749 No, yeah, OK. 01:13:19.027 --> 01:13:22.019 - [phone rings] - Hello? 01:13:23.365 --> 01:13:24.798 Well... 01:13:24.933 --> 01:13:27.367 You're... you're where? 01:13:28.837 --> 01:13:30.270 [chuckles] 01:13:34.009 --> 01:13:36.705 This is a very nice surprise. 01:13:36.845 --> 01:13:38.335 What are you doing here? 01:13:38.480 --> 01:13:40.641 Well, it's just not fair 01:13:40.783 --> 01:13:43.149 that you have to keep coming to New York all the time. 01:13:43.285 --> 01:13:45.719 - Oh. - We'll have to do something about that. 01:13:45.854 --> 01:13:48.982 - Especially now. - Why now? 01:13:49.124 --> 01:13:50.785 The fund's gonna need a name. 01:13:52.161 --> 01:13:53.355 Wait... We did it? 01:13:53.495 --> 01:13:55.690 Harcourt's only funding a pilot program, 01:13:55.831 --> 01:13:58.766 but he rarely does this unless he's absolutely... 01:13:58.901 --> 01:14:01.426 - Yes, we did it! - Oh! We did it! 01:14:01.570 --> 01:14:03.299 Kate, l... I just wanna say... 01:14:03.439 --> 01:14:06.772 - Wow! - Uh, I also came up here 01:14:06.909 --> 01:14:08.604 to say... 01:14:08.744 --> 01:14:10.678 You and l... 01:14:10.813 --> 01:14:13.873 ...we're a team, a really great team. 01:14:14.016 --> 01:14:16.712 And, uh, I've been thinking lately. 01:14:17.786 --> 01:14:20.812 Kate, none of this is me. 01:14:20.956 --> 01:14:23.117 Checking my emails every ten seconds 01:14:23.258 --> 01:14:25.726 to see if there's something from you. 01:14:25.861 --> 01:14:29.126 Wanting to tell you all the funny little things I hear and see during the day. 01:14:29.264 --> 01:14:33.633 I know, given our... your circumstances, this is crazy, 01:14:33.769 --> 01:14:36.761 but I had to tell you, because... 01:14:39.074 --> 01:14:42.566 ...if there's any part of you that feels the same... 01:14:44.746 --> 01:14:47.909 I told you my story, keep it simple. 01:14:48.050 --> 01:14:51.383 However, you make complicated look appealing. 01:14:51.520 --> 01:14:55.354 And l, for the first time in a long time, feel ready to... 01:14:55.491 --> 01:14:59.188 I... Jack, I am so happy you feel that way. 01:14:59.761 --> 01:15:04.460 And now you're gonna find someone who will mean as much to you 01:15:04.600 --> 01:15:05.897 as Richard does to me. 01:15:09.338 --> 01:15:11.465 I have made a terrible mess of things, 01:15:11.607 --> 01:15:15.043 and I hope I still have a place with him, 01:15:15.177 --> 01:15:17.372 because that's where I belong. And it's... 01:15:20.883 --> 01:15:22.145 It's snowing. 01:15:22.284 --> 01:15:24.013 Yeah. 01:15:24.152 --> 01:15:26.552 Oh, my God! I have to go! 01:15:26.688 --> 01:15:29.555 I'm sorry, l... I'll call you later. There's something... 01:15:29.691 --> 01:15:31.784 There's something that I have to do. 01:15:36.031 --> 01:15:39.432 Thank you. Thank you, thank you! 01:15:51.880 --> 01:15:53.370 I need to talk to him now. 01:15:53.515 --> 01:15:55.608 [woman] He's in a meeting, dear, and I don't... 01:15:55.751 --> 01:15:56.877 ...gentlemen, l... 01:15:59.421 --> 01:16:01.855 Hey, how are you? Hey, Mitch, Jon. 01:16:01.990 --> 01:16:04.356 Yeah. Um, Clark? 01:16:04.493 --> 01:16:09.123 Uh, I just wanted to let you know that I'm gonna go to Atlanta on Monday. 01:16:09.264 --> 01:16:12.563 - So... take care, then. - No. 01:16:12.701 --> 01:16:13.963 No, you're going this weekend. 01:16:14.102 --> 01:16:16.127 Client's expecting you. 01:16:17.239 --> 01:16:18.467 Can we talk about this in private? 01:16:18.607 --> 01:16:20.438 We can talk about it on Monday, 01:16:20.576 --> 01:16:23.443 when you come back from your Atlanta trip this weekend. 01:16:25.147 --> 01:16:28.480 - OK. So, my view on... - Yeah. 01:16:28.617 --> 01:16:32.075 See, the problem is that... 01:16:33.255 --> 01:16:35.314 ...I'm... 01:16:35.457 --> 01:16:36.822 ...unavailable. 01:16:36.959 --> 01:16:38.426 Because? 01:16:39.761 --> 01:16:41.729 Because... 01:16:41.863 --> 01:16:45.230 [sighs]...I have to make a snowman. 01:16:46.835 --> 01:16:49.065 [Kate] Reasons it's OK if I don't work 01:16:49.204 --> 01:16:51.468 at Edwin Morgan Forster anymore: 01:16:52.674 --> 01:16:53.572 Number one: 01:16:53.709 --> 01:16:55.074 Because I have two lives, 01:16:55.210 --> 01:16:57.201 and I don't have time to enjoy either one of them. 01:16:57.346 --> 01:16:59.610 - Merry Christmas! - [Emily] It's snowing. 01:16:59.748 --> 01:17:01.215 Mommy's coming home early, right? 01:17:01.350 --> 01:17:02.442 No, honey. She's... 01:17:02.584 --> 01:17:05.917 - She's gotta work. We'll see her later. - No, she is. 01:17:06.054 --> 01:17:07.885 - Taxi! Taxi! - [horn honking] 01:17:08.023 --> 01:17:09.354 [Kate] Number two: 01:17:09.491 --> 01:17:12.255 Because trying to be a man is a waste of a woman. 01:17:12.394 --> 01:17:13.418 She's coming. 01:17:13.562 --> 01:17:15.257 She said the next time it snows, 01:17:15.397 --> 01:17:16.989 we'll make a snowman together. 01:17:17.132 --> 01:17:19.965 She'll be there. She promised. Twice. 01:17:20.869 --> 01:17:21.995 [Kate] Number three: 01:17:22.137 --> 01:17:26.073 Because my kids will be grown up in a flash, and I will have missed it. 01:17:26.208 --> 01:17:29.871 Honey, Mommy loves you very much. But she's gotta work, OK? 01:17:30.012 --> 01:17:32.412 Really? You sure? 01:17:44.026 --> 01:17:45.823 You wanna go play? 01:17:45.961 --> 01:17:46.985 Come on, Ben. 01:17:47.129 --> 01:17:48.494 [Kate] Number four: 01:17:48.630 --> 01:17:51.827 Because somehow, some way, 01:17:51.967 --> 01:17:55.562 someday, things have to change. 01:17:56.505 --> 01:17:57.767 Richard, l... 01:17:59.241 --> 01:18:01.300 I know things have to be different. 01:18:02.277 --> 01:18:07.340 I know if I didn't have this job, things would be better in so many ways. 01:18:07.482 --> 01:18:11.475 But... me without that job isn't me. 01:18:12.220 --> 01:18:15.155 And me without you and Ben and Emily 01:18:15.290 --> 01:18:19.056 is... it's nothing. 01:18:20.162 --> 01:18:24.223 So... I went in to see Clark today. 01:18:24.366 --> 01:18:27.927 Look, I've given everything I have to this job. 01:18:28.070 --> 01:18:30.630 And I love it. I do. 01:18:30.772 --> 01:18:34.765 But I can't dump my family at a moment's notice anymore. 01:18:34.910 --> 01:18:39.711 I won't do it. If what I have to give is not enough for you... 01:18:41.083 --> 01:18:42.175 ...then fire me. 01:18:44.386 --> 01:18:46.445 But I won't quit. 01:18:46.588 --> 01:18:48.419 I will not... 01:18:49.758 --> 01:18:52.192 I cannot give up. 01:18:55.163 --> 01:18:56.562 Then get out. 01:19:01.570 --> 01:19:03.231 You can go on Monday. 01:19:04.840 --> 01:19:08.332 Now... Ieave, 01:19:08.477 --> 01:19:09.967 before I reconsider. 01:19:10.112 --> 01:19:12.979 - Really? - Leave. 01:19:13.115 --> 01:19:16.380 Thank you! Thank you! 01:19:17.886 --> 01:19:19.444 - [scoffs] - Bunce. 01:19:19.588 --> 01:19:21.112 Wipe that smirk off your face. 01:19:21.256 --> 01:19:23.781 You land a major fund with Jack Abelhammer, 01:19:23.925 --> 01:19:25.916 we'll talk about relaxing your schedule, too. 01:19:30.699 --> 01:19:33.691 So from now on, if somebody's gonna be disappointed, 01:19:33.835 --> 01:19:37.566 it's gonna be Clark or Jack or Bunce. 01:19:37.706 --> 01:19:41.164 And if that's not OK with my bosses, then I will get a new job. 01:19:41.309 --> 01:19:44.176 You know, there will always be another deal to be made. 01:19:44.312 --> 01:19:46.746 But there will only be one first haircut. 01:19:46.882 --> 01:19:49.510 - OK. - Also, from now on... 01:19:49.651 --> 01:19:52.381 - Yeah. -...I will carry that store-bought pie 01:19:52.521 --> 01:19:55.684 and I will wave it around bravely. Uh... that's right! 01:19:55.824 --> 01:19:58.156 I bought that freaking pie! Yep! 01:19:58.293 --> 01:20:01.023 - What's wrong with her? - Richard, Richard, look. 01:20:01.163 --> 01:20:03.563 I know I drive you crazy. 01:20:03.698 --> 01:20:07.099 But I love you... 01:20:07.235 --> 01:20:08.634 ...an amazing amount. 01:20:09.404 --> 01:20:12.032 And I am so sorry about everything. 01:20:14.643 --> 01:20:17.612 - Are you done? - Yes. 01:20:18.747 --> 01:20:20.908 'Cause I have something to say, too. 01:20:21.049 --> 01:20:24.109 Something to... read, actually. 01:20:26.555 --> 01:20:27.544 A list? 01:20:29.724 --> 01:20:33.251 Uh... yeah. 01:20:33.395 --> 01:20:36.364 "Change the carpet on the stairs." 01:20:36.498 --> 01:20:40.901 I did that. Oh, I got a leotard for Emily's ballet recital. 01:20:41.036 --> 01:20:43.664 Ben's speech therapy starts Thursday. 01:20:45.140 --> 01:20:46.869 It's all set. 01:20:47.008 --> 01:20:49.306 - I got an Ab Roller. - [laughs] 01:20:49.444 --> 01:20:53.141 I'll never use it. But maybe just looking at it will tone me up. 01:20:55.617 --> 01:20:57.812 "Me and Kate." 01:20:57.953 --> 01:20:59.443 Yeah. 01:20:59.588 --> 01:21:01.180 That's number one. 01:21:01.957 --> 01:21:03.481 Oh, Richard. 01:21:05.293 --> 01:21:07.523 It'll still be a mess, you know. 01:21:07.662 --> 01:21:11.257 I mean, that's the only thing I'm sure of. It will still be a mess. 01:21:11.399 --> 01:21:13.424 Yeah, it will. It'll be our mess. Right? 01:21:19.841 --> 01:21:22.901 - Where are they? - I don't know. Let's go find them. 01:21:23.044 --> 01:21:26.275 - [children laughing] - Where are they? Oh! 01:21:26.414 --> 01:21:28.882 Hey! Hi! 01:21:29.017 --> 01:21:30.951 Let's make a snowman! 01:21:31.086 --> 01:21:32.678 [Kate] In these circumstances, 01:21:32.821 --> 01:21:34.755 an ending that wrapped things up neatly 01:21:34.890 --> 01:21:36.949 might be out of the question. 01:21:37.092 --> 01:21:38.787 Kate got her own fund. 01:21:38.927 --> 01:21:42.090 And we're all very happy for her. 01:21:43.565 --> 01:21:48.059 I think, of everyone, I'm the least very happy for her. 01:21:49.371 --> 01:21:51.703 But I'm still very happy for her. 01:21:56.444 --> 01:21:59.470 - Oh, Momo, he is so beautiful. - Yeah. 01:22:00.649 --> 01:22:01.980 It's all so... 01:22:02.984 --> 01:22:04.542 ...hard to compute. 01:22:05.854 --> 01:22:08.288 The second they gave him to me, it was just like... 01:22:09.624 --> 01:22:11.558 ...just like... 01:22:11.693 --> 01:22:14.161 [sniffles] Why didn't you tell me any of this? 01:22:14.930 --> 01:22:17.660 - It's rude not to share. - [laughs] 01:22:17.799 --> 01:22:19.824 It's not funny. 01:22:19.968 --> 01:22:22.198 You know, we expand into global funds, 01:22:22.337 --> 01:22:24.601 we could get our percentages up two or three percent. 01:22:24.739 --> 01:22:26.639 God, you would sound so much more compelling saying that 01:22:26.775 --> 01:22:28.868 if you didn't have mustard on the side of your face. 01:22:29.010 --> 01:22:30.443 Ah... 01:22:30.578 --> 01:22:32.273 - Here? Thank you. - Uh-huh. 01:22:32.414 --> 01:22:34.905 Are you 100 percent sure you don't wanna run off to Aruba with me? 01:22:35.050 --> 01:22:36.278 - Yeah, 200 percent. - Oh... 01:22:36.418 --> 01:22:38.613 But my friend Allison loves Aruba. 01:22:38.753 --> 01:22:41.688 She's smart, she's beautiful, she's available. 01:22:41.823 --> 01:22:43.051 You would love her. 01:22:43.191 --> 01:22:45.421 Hey, how's it going getting that meeting with Victor Chau? 01:22:45.560 --> 01:22:49.018 He'll be in New York on Saturday. He said he can meet in the morning. 01:22:49.164 --> 01:22:51.997 Oh, I can't, I've got another appointment on Saturday. 01:22:52.133 --> 01:22:54.795 [all] One, two, three! 01:22:54.936 --> 01:22:57.905 - [all shouting] - [# Nat King Cole: "L-O-V-E"] 01:22:58.039 --> 01:23:01.065 # L is for the way you look at me 01:23:02.844 --> 01:23:04.277 - Mommy? - Yeah? 01:23:04.412 --> 01:23:06.812 - Can I have that? - Steps back, eyes the ball... 01:23:06.948 --> 01:23:09.781 Boom! I got back from Berlin on Tuesday. 01:23:09.918 --> 01:23:12.910 Kate had to go straight to San Francisco. 01:23:13.054 --> 01:23:14.385 I'm actually going to New York next week. 01:23:14.522 --> 01:23:16.149 Man, that sounds like a hectic schedule. 01:23:16.291 --> 01:23:17.815 It is. 01:23:17.959 --> 01:23:19.790 Listen, um, I can't remember, 01:23:19.928 --> 01:23:21.657 what does... what does Kate do again? 01:23:21.796 --> 01:23:25.095 Something complicated with money, right? 01:23:25.233 --> 01:23:27.793 Oh, no, no. It's, uh, pretty simple, actually. 01:23:27.936 --> 01:23:29.563 She's, uh... 01:23:35.410 --> 01:23:37.401 She's a juggler. 01:23:37.545 --> 01:23:39.877 # Please don't break it Love 01:23:40.015 --> 01:23:43.473 # Was made for me and you 01:23:56.564 --> 01:23:59.032 - [computer beeps] - [female voice] You've got an e-card. 01:23:59.167 --> 01:24:00.759 Oh! 01:24:02.137 --> 01:24:05.573 [man] Greetings from Jack and Allison in Aruba. 01:24:05.707 --> 01:24:08.642 Dear Kate, she's a great girl. 01:24:08.777 --> 01:24:10.369 Thank you. 01:24:10.512 --> 01:24:13.072 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 01:24:14.182 --> 01:24:15.444 [laughs] 01:24:15.583 --> 01:24:17.517 - [computer dings] - Maybe he's Irish, 01:24:17.652 --> 01:24:19.677 maybe he's Scottish, but whatever is going on 01:24:19.821 --> 01:24:21.152 underneath that kilt, 01:24:21.289 --> 01:24:24.281 Iet me just say they don't call him Abelhammer for nothing. 01:24:24.426 --> 01:24:27.020 [laughs]