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WEBVTT - https://subtitletools.com 00:00:05.797 --> 00:00:08.300 (Seabirds calling) 00:00:20.145 --> 00:00:22.614 (machinery grinding) 00:00:22.773 --> 00:00:24.275 All right. 00:00:27.152 --> 00:00:29.905 Yeah, looks to me like we're finally up to speed. 00:00:30.948 --> 00:00:32.666 Yeah, it's looking good now. 00:00:35.285 --> 00:00:37.788 (machinery grinding) 00:00:44.086 --> 00:00:46.589 (thumping) 00:01:21.915 --> 00:01:23.792 (roars) 00:01:29.881 --> 00:01:32.384 (machinery whirring) 00:01:34.052 --> 00:01:37.397 Babe, are we even allowed here? The sign says "No trespassing." 00:01:37.556 --> 00:01:39.934 Baby, we're from here. We're locals. Come on. 00:01:47.733 --> 00:01:50.031 (thumping) 00:01:50.193 --> 00:01:52.161 What was that noise? 00:01:52.321 --> 00:01:54.119 Oh, that's the sound of my heart fluttering 00:01:54.281 --> 00:01:56.579 as I look upon your kick-ass body. 00:01:56.742 --> 00:01:58.995 (laughs) Stop. 00:01:59.161 --> 00:02:00.663 I'm going in. You come after me. 00:02:00.829 --> 00:02:02.046 Come on, baby. Come on. 00:02:06.251 --> 00:02:09.255 Come on in. I won't bite. 00:02:09.421 --> 00:02:10.764 Unless you want me to. 00:02:12.424 --> 00:02:13.721 Girl: Whoo! 00:02:27.731 --> 00:02:29.950 Girl: Something just touched my leg. 00:02:30.108 --> 00:02:32.076 Come on, let's go back. I want to get out. 00:02:32.235 --> 00:02:34.704 - Let's go. - What? We just got in. 00:02:44.623 --> 00:02:46.125 (Screams) 00:02:51.630 --> 00:02:53.553 (girl screams) 00:02:57.969 --> 00:02:59.061 (gasps) 00:03:03.141 --> 00:03:05.644 ♪ It's time to party and play like I've been playing ♪ 00:03:05.811 --> 00:03:08.314 ♪ All day where the wild things go ♪ 00:03:08.480 --> 00:03:09.857 ♪ That's where I'm going to stay ♪ 00:03:10.023 --> 00:03:12.902 ♪ It's time to party and play like I've been playing ♪ 00:03:13.068 --> 00:03:15.491 ♪ All day where the wild things go ♪ 00:03:15.654 --> 00:03:17.656 ♪ That's where I'm going to stay ♪ 00:03:17.823 --> 00:03:19.496 ♪ Wild in the city, wild on the beach ♪ 00:03:19.658 --> 00:03:21.331 ♪ Feel it in the air 'cause summer's in reach ♪ 00:03:21.493 --> 00:03:23.120 ♪ Wild on top, wild all around I 00:03:23.286 --> 00:03:24.879 ♪ Pedal to the metal and I can't slow down ♪ 00:03:25.038 --> 00:03:26.915 ♪ Tight like a drum, wound up like a spring ♪ 00:03:27.082 --> 00:03:28.334 ♪ Girl, I'm gonna ring your bell, ding-a-ling-a-ling ♪ 00:03:28.500 --> 00:03:30.173 ♪ 'Cause I'm a grown man and you're no child ♪ 00:03:30.335 --> 00:03:32.258 ♪ Show me what you got like a girl gone wild I 00:03:32.421 --> 00:03:33.673 ♪ Now you're mysterious, I'm a little curious ♪ 00:03:33.839 --> 00:03:35.341 ♪ Set the minute till we do it, kinda feel delirious ♪ 00:03:35.507 --> 00:03:36.975 ♪ Like a freight train running through my left brain ♪ 00:03:37.134 --> 00:03:38.852 ♪ You may be a firework, but you're not safe and sane ♪ 00:03:39.010 --> 00:03:40.683 ♪ Yeah, so turn it up, party down ♪ 00:03:40.846 --> 00:03:42.519 ♪ Fly a little higher till we hit the ground ♪ 00:03:42.681 --> 00:03:44.524 ♪ Take a look around, girl, don't you know? I 00:03:44.683 --> 00:03:45.935 ♪ This is where the wild things go ♪ 00:03:46.101 --> 00:03:48.854 ♪ It's time to party and play like I've been playing ♪ 00:03:49.020 --> 00:03:51.569 ♪ All day where the wild things go ♪ 00:03:51.732 --> 00:03:54.576 ♪ That's where I'm going to stay, it's time to party... ♪ 00:03:54.735 --> 00:03:56.863 Man: I'm coming to you live from Seaside Heights, 00:03:57.028 --> 00:03:59.201 and as you can see, we're about to kick off 00:03:59.364 --> 00:04:01.241 the biggest party of the summer. 00:04:01.408 --> 00:04:02.751 Girls, bikinis. 00:04:02.909 --> 00:04:04.752 Let's get this party started. 00:04:04.911 --> 00:04:07.664 Don't forget, Joey Fatone, formerly of 'NSYNC, 00:04:07.831 --> 00:04:10.084 is live tonight in concert. 00:04:10.250 --> 00:04:12.218 It's time to celebrate the Fourth of July, 00:04:12.377 --> 00:04:14.050 Jersey Shore style. 00:04:14.212 --> 00:04:15.634 ♪ Show me what you got, like a girl gone wild ♪ 00:04:15.797 --> 00:04:17.299 ♪ You're mysterious, I'm a little curious ♪ 00:04:17.466 --> 00:04:18.934 ♪ Set the minute till we do it, kinda feel delirious ♪ 00:04:19.092 --> 00:04:20.389 ♪ Like a freight train running through my left brain ♪ 00:04:20.552 --> 00:04:22.225 ♪ You may be a firework, but you're not safe and sane ♪ 00:04:22.387 --> 00:04:24.435 ♪ So turn it up, party down ♪ 00:04:24.598 --> 00:04:26.316 ♪ Fly a little higher till we hit the ground ♪ 00:04:26.475 --> 00:04:27.943 ♪ Take a look around, girl, don't you know? ♪ 00:04:28.101 --> 00:04:29.728 ♪ This is where the wild things go ♪ 00:04:29.895 --> 00:04:30.896 - ♪ Go, go, go, go ♪ - ♪ Wild ♪ 00:04:31.062 --> 00:04:32.405 - ♪ Go, go, go ♪ - J"Wild ♪ 00:04:32.564 --> 00:04:33.907 - ♪ Go, go, go, go ♪ - ♪ Wild ♪ 00:04:34.065 --> 00:04:35.157 ♪ Go, go, go ♪ 00:04:35.317 --> 00:04:37.069 ♪ Wild. ♪ 00:04:37.235 --> 00:04:39.738 Nooki: Open up, TC. I know you're in there. 00:04:42.741 --> 00:04:45.540 Nooki: You better not be in there with that tanorexic bitch, TC. 00:04:45.702 --> 00:04:46.794 - Hey. - I'm not going to stop... 00:04:46.953 --> 00:04:48.250 - Hey, hey, hey. - ...banging on this door... 00:04:48.413 --> 00:04:49.505 - Wake up. Wake up. - ...unless you open up. 00:04:49.664 --> 00:04:51.132 - What? Was I snoring? - Wake up. Come on. 00:04:51.291 --> 00:04:53.589 You're the worst. Come on. You got to get out of here. 00:04:53.752 --> 00:04:55.846 - What, for snoring? - Open up! 00:04:56.004 --> 00:04:58.132 - (Slurping) - Nooki: Madonna. 00:04:58.298 --> 00:05:01.142 Madonna mia! Open up the door already! Come on! 00:05:01.301 --> 00:05:03.429 Keep your panties on, bro! 00:05:08.099 --> 00:05:09.817 Hello! 00:05:09.976 --> 00:05:12.570 - What? - Where the hell is he? 00:05:14.606 --> 00:05:16.028 What? 00:05:21.822 --> 00:05:23.790 - No, listen, listen. - What? 00:05:23.949 --> 00:05:27.328 - Look, I'll text you later, okay? - But this is the balcony. 00:05:27.494 --> 00:05:28.962 No, think of it like the VIP exit. 00:05:29.120 --> 00:05:30.292 Oh, hell, no! 00:05:30.455 --> 00:05:32.207 - Shh! - No! No! Don't! 00:05:34.459 --> 00:05:35.802 - Where is she? - Who? 00:05:35.961 --> 00:05:38.555 - Your little goomad. - What? What goomad? 00:05:38.713 --> 00:05:41.091 Don't lie to me. 00:05:41.258 --> 00:05:43.556 I can smell the Aqua Net and garlic. 00:05:48.598 --> 00:05:50.817 I can't freaking believe this. 00:05:50.976 --> 00:05:53.104 You broke up with me, remember? Top of the Ferris wheel. 00:05:53.270 --> 00:05:56.274 That's right, because after six months, 00:05:56.439 --> 00:05:58.441 you wouldn't let me wear your chain. 00:05:58.608 --> 00:06:01.612 You got to earn the chain, baby. What did you expect? 00:06:04.447 --> 00:06:06.324 I expected you 00:06:06.491 --> 00:06:08.914 not to grind on skanks. 00:06:09.077 --> 00:06:10.670 That's mine. 00:06:10.829 --> 00:06:13.332 What? Don't make it weird. 00:06:13.498 --> 00:06:16.297 - Disgraziata. - Now I'm so hung over right now, 00:06:16.459 --> 00:06:18.507 I don't even remember what happened last night. 00:06:18.670 --> 00:06:21.344 That's it. We're through. 00:06:23.008 --> 00:06:24.351 Yeah, well, I thought 00:06:24.509 --> 00:06:26.807 we established that on the Ferris wheel. 00:06:26.970 --> 00:06:29.519 Hey, yo, you starting static again, meatball? 00:06:29.681 --> 00:06:31.024 Out of my way, wannabe. 00:06:31.182 --> 00:06:33.560 Hey, "wannabe"? With this watch? 00:06:33.727 --> 00:06:35.821 You're not even Italian. 00:06:35.979 --> 00:06:37.322 Hey, so what? 00:06:37.480 --> 00:06:40.734 I respect the guido lifestyle. 00:06:49.367 --> 00:06:51.461 - (Scoffs) - What? 00:06:51.620 --> 00:06:54.464 Wow, that girl's got some serious issues, bro. 00:06:54.623 --> 00:06:57.092 - Drama, bro, drama. - Forget it. 00:06:57.250 --> 00:06:59.924 Yo, you got to forget about that little Chihuahua. 00:07:00.086 --> 00:07:02.054 We got to get down to Captain Sallie's, yo. 00:07:02.213 --> 00:07:04.261 First day of the long weekend, 00:07:04.424 --> 00:07:07.268 and I'm in desperate need of some serious A-S-S. 00:07:07.427 --> 00:07:09.054 Alcohol, sun... 00:07:09.220 --> 00:07:11.222 - Both: Sex! - Pound it. 00:07:11.389 --> 00:07:12.641 - Explode it! - Explode it! 00:07:12.807 --> 00:07:14.150 - Rain it down! - Rain it down! 00:07:14.309 --> 00:07:15.652 - Come on, get weird! - Come on, dude! 00:07:15.810 --> 00:07:17.687 All right, let's bounce. Let's go. Let's go. 00:07:20.315 --> 00:07:22.784 (Seabirds calling) 00:07:35.580 --> 00:07:37.298 Come on. 00:07:41.252 --> 00:07:42.595 (Grunting) 00:07:42.754 --> 00:07:44.222 (speaking Italian) 00:07:47.217 --> 00:07:49.060 (speaking Italian) 00:07:49.219 --> 00:07:51.847 You going to make this hard for me? 00:07:52.013 --> 00:07:53.811 (Grunting) Come on. 00:07:55.684 --> 00:07:58.938 Come on, you. Come on, you. 00:08:00.689 --> 00:08:02.532 Your mother's ass. 00:08:04.526 --> 00:08:07.279 - Ahh. - (sign clatters) 00:08:09.614 --> 00:08:11.287 (reel clicking) 00:08:13.076 --> 00:08:14.623 This better not be another sign. 00:08:14.786 --> 00:08:17.039 Come on, you. Come on. 00:08:17.205 --> 00:08:18.832 (Grunting) Get up. 00:08:21.251 --> 00:08:24.801 What the...? Oh, my God! Oh, my God. 00:08:24.963 --> 00:08:26.465 Oh, God! 00:08:29.801 --> 00:08:31.303 MY pole. 00:08:35.807 --> 00:08:37.150 (Screaming) 00:08:55.452 --> 00:08:58.296 (dance music playing) 00:08:58.455 --> 00:09:00.674 ♪ This is the way I 00:09:00.832 --> 00:09:02.425 ♪ To party land I 00:09:02.584 --> 00:09:04.461 ♪ Whoo! I 00:09:04.627 --> 00:09:06.345 ♪ Welcome to party land ♪ 00:09:06.504 --> 00:09:07.505 ♪ Whoo! I 00:09:07.672 --> 00:09:08.924 ♪ May I have your attention, please? ♪ 00:09:11.051 --> 00:09:13.270 ♪ Welcome to party land ♪ 00:09:13.428 --> 00:09:15.021 ♪ You just bought a one-way ticket ♪ 00:09:15.180 --> 00:09:16.523 - J" That's right ♪ - ♪ To the party ♪ 00:09:16.681 --> 00:09:19.480 ♪ Everybody, clap your hands ♪ 00:09:20.518 --> 00:09:22.691 ♪ Going down to party land ♪ 00:09:24.439 --> 00:09:25.691 ♪ We going to take this place apart... ♪ 00:09:25.857 --> 00:09:28.235 Paulie: Yeah, boy, we're going to get it here. 00:09:28.401 --> 00:09:30.074 Going to bring you back to life. 00:09:30.236 --> 00:09:31.988 Yo, look at this. It's hopping right here. 00:09:32.155 --> 00:09:33.498 - Captain Sallie's. - Yo! 00:09:33.656 --> 00:09:34.999 - Hey, come on. - Whoo! 00:09:35.158 --> 00:09:36.375 - Yo, what's up? - Hey, dude. 00:09:36.534 --> 00:09:37.535 How you doing, bro? 00:09:37.702 --> 00:09:39.500 I cannot wait for this thing right now. 00:09:41.164 --> 00:09:42.711 - Yo, what is that? - Joey Fatone. 00:09:42.874 --> 00:09:44.217 One performance only, bro. 00:09:44.375 --> 00:09:47.345 Ah, yeah, buddy! Man, hot chicks, dude! 00:09:48.421 --> 00:09:50.890 (Dance music playing) 00:09:51.966 --> 00:09:54.219 (speaks Italian) I need ice. 00:09:56.179 --> 00:09:57.180 (laughs) 00:09:57.347 --> 00:09:58.564 - Hey, Sallie! - Sallie! 00:09:58.723 --> 00:10:00.976 How's it doing, huh? This place is popping. 00:10:01.142 --> 00:10:02.519 Looking good, Sallie. 00:10:02.685 --> 00:10:04.153 ♪ Everybody dance to the beat, get down ♪ 00:10:04.312 --> 00:10:05.814 ♪ Coming off the body is a heat, pow pow ♪ 00:10:05.980 --> 00:10:07.982 ♪ The heart is beating faster than the feet I 00:10:08.149 --> 00:10:10.026 ♪ We got to be this free ♪ 00:10:10.193 --> 00:10:11.661 ♪ The club is on fire with the sound, get rough ♪ 00:10:11.820 --> 00:10:13.072 ♪ There's something crazy up, it's going down, give it up ♪ 00:10:13.238 --> 00:10:14.831 ♪ Now everybody's getting unwound ♪ 00:10:14.989 --> 00:10:16.991 ♪ And so we gotta be this free... ♪ 00:10:23.206 --> 00:10:25.800 Hey, let me ask you something. What do you recommend 00:10:25.959 --> 00:10:27.882 to ease the pains of a breakup for my boy over here? 00:10:28.044 --> 00:10:30.888 - He's hurting a little bit. - Her. 00:10:31.047 --> 00:10:33.141 Whoo! 00:10:33.299 --> 00:10:35.597 - Doggie style. - That's not fair. 00:10:38.429 --> 00:10:40.523 Hey, how about something you don't have to wake up to? 00:10:40.682 --> 00:10:42.229 A mojito. 00:10:42.392 --> 00:10:43.769 Mojito. Make it two. 00:10:43.935 --> 00:10:46.939 And a beer for my boy Donnie Diesel right here. 00:10:50.441 --> 00:10:51.988 Yo, these two girls, I know these two girls. 00:10:52.152 --> 00:10:53.620 - Let's take 'em back to the house. - DTF, bro. 00:10:53.778 --> 00:10:55.621 Oh, my God. 00:10:55.780 --> 00:10:57.748 Thanks, Sallie. 00:10:57.907 --> 00:10:59.909 Really? He's going to come here? 00:11:01.286 --> 00:11:02.833 Whatever. Whatever. I'm gonna keep dancing. 00:11:02.996 --> 00:11:04.373 I'm going to do me. 00:11:05.456 --> 00:11:07.925 Hey, forget about her, bro. 00:11:08.084 --> 00:11:09.757 Come on, it's history. 00:11:11.713 --> 00:11:13.090 All right. 00:11:13.256 --> 00:11:14.599 I'm over it. 00:11:14.757 --> 00:11:17.135 - It's about time. - All right, mojito! 00:11:17.302 --> 00:11:19.225 Beer for Diesel. 00:11:19.387 --> 00:11:20.730 Cheers to a great weekend, fellas. 00:11:20.889 --> 00:11:22.232 - Salute. - Salute, everybody. 00:11:22.390 --> 00:11:23.858 Boom! 00:11:25.393 --> 00:11:26.610 Man: It's all falling into place. 00:11:26.769 --> 00:11:28.567 Last summer before graduate school, 00:11:28.730 --> 00:11:30.732 and we are going out in style. 00:11:30.899 --> 00:11:32.242 Don't tell me. 00:11:32.400 --> 00:11:34.243 You got the yacht for tomorrow. 00:11:34.402 --> 00:11:36.655 Fourth of July at the Cove. 00:11:36.821 --> 00:11:38.664 It's going to be a weekend to remember. 00:11:38.823 --> 00:11:40.575 Bradford, could you please win already? 00:11:40.742 --> 00:11:42.289 We have a massage in 20 minutes. 00:11:42.452 --> 00:11:45.422 - (Dance music playing) - (cheering) 00:11:50.084 --> 00:11:52.007 ♪ Right now, everybody dance to the beat, get down... ♪ 00:11:52.170 --> 00:11:54.673 Yo, this table opened up. Let's snag it. 00:11:54.839 --> 00:11:56.807 Paulie: Hey, take a walk, you! 00:11:56.966 --> 00:11:59.560 ♪ The club is on fire with the sound, get rough ♪ 00:11:59.719 --> 00:12:00.936 ♪ There's something crazy up, it's going down... ♪ 00:12:01.095 --> 00:12:03.974 Look at him. Look at him. Really? Really? 00:12:04.140 --> 00:12:05.892 Are you ready to get wet 00:12:06.059 --> 00:12:08.903 and see some of the Jersey Shore's finest racks? 00:12:09.062 --> 00:12:12.191 - Huh? Huh? Yeah! - (cheering) 00:12:12.357 --> 00:12:14.951 Look at these melons! Amazing! 00:12:15.109 --> 00:12:17.453 I can't hear you! Come on. 00:12:17.612 --> 00:12:19.535 Yeah! Oh! 00:12:19.697 --> 00:12:22.041 Oh, there he is. Straight out of Seaside Heights, 00:12:22.200 --> 00:12:24.328 it's the taller brother I never had. 00:12:24.494 --> 00:12:26.041 His boys know him as TC, 00:12:26.204 --> 00:12:29.754 but the ladies know him as The Complication! 00:12:29.916 --> 00:12:32.544 - (Barking) - (cheering) 00:12:33.878 --> 00:12:35.880 Yo, yo, remember, have a good time up there, all right'? 00:12:36.047 --> 00:12:38.345 Do you, TC! Do you, TC! 00:12:38.508 --> 00:12:40.181 (Barking) 00:12:40.343 --> 00:12:42.892 Hey, TC, why do they call you The Complication? 00:12:43.054 --> 00:12:45.398 Because when the ladies see these, 00:12:45.556 --> 00:12:47.900 - things get complicated. - Yeah! 00:12:48.059 --> 00:12:50.653 - - Y boy! 00:12:50.812 --> 00:12:52.906 Oh, look at those. 00:12:53.064 --> 00:12:54.737 You could serve drinks off those abs. 00:12:54.899 --> 00:12:58.073 Oh, yeah! One, two, three, four, five, six. 00:12:58.236 --> 00:13:00.409 Yeah. Yeah, and there's his boys 00:13:00.571 --> 00:13:03.370 from the second grade, Balzac and Donnie. 00:13:03.533 --> 00:13:05.877 - Yeah, buddy! - All day, cuz. 00:13:06.035 --> 00:13:08.538 Yeah! (barks) 00:13:08.705 --> 00:13:10.423 All right, let's do this thing. 00:13:10.581 --> 00:13:14.211 - Whoo! - (air horn blaring) 00:13:14.377 --> 00:13:16.254 What the hell is going on over there? 00:13:16.421 --> 00:13:19.891 It's the kind of trash that brings the property value down on the shore. 00:13:20.049 --> 00:13:21.517 Not for long. 00:13:23.720 --> 00:13:25.643 Where are you going? 00:13:27.307 --> 00:13:28.934 Excuse me. 00:13:30.268 --> 00:13:31.736 ♪ Move it and shake it I 00:13:31.894 --> 00:13:33.862 - ♪ Show me what you got... ♪ - All right. (laughs) 00:13:34.022 --> 00:13:35.695 You ready for this, boys? 00:13:35.857 --> 00:13:37.450 Yeah, buddy! 00:13:37.608 --> 00:13:39.326 - There you go! - Whoo! 00:13:39.485 --> 00:13:41.533 All right, one, two... 00:13:41.696 --> 00:13:44.324 - three. - (blows air horn) 00:13:44.490 --> 00:13:46.492 - (yelling) '(Cheering) 00:13:54.917 --> 00:13:56.294 Skanks. Skanks, all of them. 00:13:56.461 --> 00:13:58.054 All of them, skanks. 00:13:58.212 --> 00:14:01.591 Yeah, buddy! Yeah, buddy! 00:14:03.384 --> 00:14:05.887 (Chanting) Take it off! Take it off! 00:14:06.054 --> 00:14:08.728 Take it off! Take it off! 00:14:08.890 --> 00:14:11.109 Take it off! Take it off! 00:14:12.477 --> 00:14:14.400 (Cheering) 00:14:22.862 --> 00:14:24.364 We doing it! 00:14:30.661 --> 00:14:33.540 Yeah, TC! Go, TC! 00:14:33.706 --> 00:14:36.334 Go, TC! Go, TC! 00:14:36.501 --> 00:14:37.923 Wait. Arrr I seeing this right? 00:14:40.421 --> 00:14:43.345 - We're out of here. - Come on. Let's go. 00:14:58.689 --> 00:15:00.441 (Screams) 00:15:00.608 --> 00:15:03.202 - (record needle scratches) - (cheering stops) 00:15:05.738 --> 00:15:07.866 - Yeah! - (cheering) 00:15:14.080 --> 00:15:15.502 You got a problem, goombah? 00:15:15.665 --> 00:15:18.293 Oh, whoa, whoa. 00:15:18.459 --> 00:15:20.712 Relax there, cupcake, all right? We're just having a little bit of fun. 00:15:20.878 --> 00:15:22.551 - What, is she going to melt? - (crowd laughs) 00:15:22.713 --> 00:15:24.135 No one's talking to you, gnocchi. 00:15:24.298 --> 00:15:26.392 Bro, why don't you go back to your country club, really? 00:15:26.551 --> 00:15:28.974 What are you going to do, juice monkey? Bench-press us? 00:15:29.137 --> 00:15:32.641 Listen, it was an accident. 00:15:32.807 --> 00:15:35.230 Do yourself a favor, man. Go back to your little private beach. 00:15:35.393 --> 00:15:36.986 Go play with your little private friends, huh? 00:15:37.145 --> 00:15:39.989 - Come on. - Neanderthal. 00:15:42.233 --> 00:15:45.578 - What did you say? - Oh. I forgot. 00:15:45.736 --> 00:15:48.239 - They didn't go to college. - (laughs) 00:15:49.365 --> 00:15:50.912 A crude or slow-witted person. 00:15:51.075 --> 00:15:54.921 It means you exhibit a caveman-like mentality. 00:15:55.079 --> 00:15:56.706 Shall I use it in a sentence? 00:15:56.873 --> 00:16:00.047 Oh. Oh, shall I use this as a rectal probe? 00:16:00.209 --> 00:16:02.337 Shh, shh, shh. 00:16:02.503 --> 00:16:04.255 Better take it easy. 00:16:04.422 --> 00:16:07.426 Your daddy cops aren't here to back you up this time. 00:16:12.555 --> 00:16:14.057 Do me a favor. 00:16:15.141 --> 00:16:18.111 Try not to gag on that silver spoon stuck in your mouth, huh? 00:16:18.269 --> 00:16:21.113 (laughs) 00:16:21.272 --> 00:16:23.240 ♪ It's onto the brink ♪ 00:16:23.399 --> 00:16:26.619 ♪ Now the scorp is going to sting, 'cause the four on the floor ♪ 00:16:26.777 --> 00:16:28.495 ♪ Gonna knock you through the door ♪ 00:16:28.654 --> 00:16:30.372 ♪ Right now, on the blade ♪ 00:16:30.531 --> 00:16:33.250 ♪ It's too late to get away, make the cut, in a rut... ♪ 00:16:33.409 --> 00:16:36.208 - Come on! Get off him! - Watch the hair! 00:16:37.663 --> 00:16:38.880 '(grunts) - (groans) 00:16:39.040 --> 00:16:42.795 - Bull's-eye. - Oh, my God! 00:16:42.960 --> 00:16:45.054 I'm going to kill you, you midget! 00:16:46.589 --> 00:16:48.307 - JP? - Bradford: Guido! 00:16:48.466 --> 00:16:49.934 Get back here! 00:16:50.092 --> 00:16:51.810 Spencer, slow down! 00:16:51.969 --> 00:16:53.937 Yo, yo, yo, JP. 00:16:54.096 --> 00:16:56.144 Stop. Stop. Stop. 00:16:56.307 --> 00:16:58.184 - What's going on? - They're going after JP. 00:16:58.351 --> 00:16:59.603 What the hell's wrong with you guys? 00:17:01.145 --> 00:17:03.147 Hey, man! 00:17:03.314 --> 00:17:05.316 Come here, guinea! 00:17:06.651 --> 00:17:08.619 (laughs) 00:17:08.778 --> 00:17:09.995 ♪ Whatever may come ♪ 00:17:10.154 --> 00:17:11.997 ♪ No, you're never going to run ♪ 00:17:12.156 --> 00:17:13.499 - ♪ So whatever ♪ - ♪ Whatever... ♪ 00:17:13.658 --> 00:17:15.205 What the hell did you guys do inside? 00:17:15.368 --> 00:17:17.166 It wasn't our fault, Sallie. We didn't start it. 00:17:17.328 --> 00:17:19.205 It was an accident. He squirted this girl and they clocked him. 00:17:19.372 --> 00:17:21.374 What are you doing? Are you fighting again? 00:17:21.541 --> 00:17:24.465 - No, it wasn't our fault, Dad. - Come here. Come here. 00:17:24.627 --> 00:17:27.471 This is the Fourth of July weekend. 00:17:27.630 --> 00:17:29.348 You're supposed to be having fun, not fighting. 00:17:29.507 --> 00:17:31.134 - ♪ Fight, fight, fight ♪ - ♪ Fight it out ♪ 00:17:31.300 --> 00:17:32.301 : Fight, fight, fight: 00:17:32.468 --> 00:17:34.345 ♪ Just stand your ground and fight it out ♪ 00:17:34.512 --> 00:17:35.855 ♪ It's onto the brink ♪ 00:17:36.013 --> 00:17:37.560 ♪ Now the scorp is going to sting ♪ 00:17:37.723 --> 00:17:39.396 ♪ 'Cause the four on the floor ♪ 00:17:39.559 --> 00:17:41.311 ♪ Going to knock you through the door ♪ 00:17:41.477 --> 00:17:43.024 ♪ Right now, on the blade ♪ 00:17:43.187 --> 00:17:44.860 ♪ It's too late to get away ♪ 00:17:45.022 --> 00:17:46.649 ♪ Make the cut, in a rut ♪ 00:17:46.816 --> 00:17:48.363 ♪ And the lights get shut I 00:17:48.526 --> 00:17:50.028 ♪ Lights out, lights out I 00:17:50.194 --> 00:17:52.037 ♪ Now you're crawling in the dark ♪ 00:17:52.196 --> 00:17:53.914 ♪ No signs, straight lines I 00:17:54.073 --> 00:17:56.667 ♪ And it's tearing you apart, break out, break out... ♪ 00:17:56.826 --> 00:17:58.828 Take it easy, you hear me? 00:17:58.995 --> 00:18:00.793 - Yeah. - All of you. 00:18:00.955 --> 00:18:02.298 Take it easy. 00:18:02.456 --> 00:18:03.924 Get out of here. 00:18:04.083 --> 00:18:05.505 Mr. Moretti, we're telling you the truth. 00:18:05.668 --> 00:18:07.011 Get out of here. 00:18:07.169 --> 00:18:09.388 ♪ You're going to have to fight it out... I 00:18:14.552 --> 00:18:17.101 (machinery whirring) 00:18:35.406 --> 00:18:37.579 Ha ha! Preppies! 00:18:37.742 --> 00:18:39.494 Come out and play! 00:18:39.660 --> 00:18:41.082 Ha ha! 00:18:41.245 --> 00:18:42.747 You're not half the man I am. 00:18:42.913 --> 00:18:46.417 I might not be half the man, but I got twice the balls. 00:18:47.418 --> 00:18:49.546 You're not going in. 00:18:49.712 --> 00:18:50.929 Let's go. 00:18:51.088 --> 00:18:52.431 Hey, fellas, 00:18:52.590 --> 00:18:54.843 water's nice this time of year. 00:18:55.009 --> 00:18:56.556 - Shut up! - Dweebs! 00:18:56.719 --> 00:18:59.438 Ha ha! Yeah! 00:19:02.933 --> 00:19:05.561 He's obnoxious. 00:19:09.940 --> 00:19:12.489 (Screams) 00:19:17.365 --> 00:19:18.412 (screams) 00:19:19.492 --> 00:19:21.790 - JP! - Yo, JP! 00:19:21.952 --> 00:19:23.295 JP, where you at, kid? 00:19:23.454 --> 00:19:25.502 Hey, you know, he is kind of hard to see. 00:19:25.665 --> 00:19:27.008 Yo, buddy! JP! 00:19:27.166 --> 00:19:28.713 - Where are you, my dude? - Hey! 00:19:28.876 --> 00:19:31.095 (Screaming) 00:19:38.719 --> 00:19:41.017 - JP! - Where you at, buddy? 00:19:41.180 --> 00:19:43.228 - Yo, JP! - J! 00:19:45.059 --> 00:19:47.653 - See anything? - No. 00:19:47.812 --> 00:19:49.405 Yo, let's check the other side. Let's go. 00:19:49.563 --> 00:19:51.531 JP! 00:20:10.960 --> 00:20:13.133 - Hey, there they are! - Stop! Stop! Stop. 00:20:13.295 --> 00:20:15.172 Tino! 00:20:15.339 --> 00:20:17.262 Knock it off. 00:20:17.425 --> 00:20:19.644 Why don't you talk to him? 00:20:19.802 --> 00:20:21.850 Talk to him. He's the one that chased him down. 00:20:22.012 --> 00:20:24.014 You're going to wish you never stepped foot in Seaside. 00:20:24.181 --> 00:20:26.809 Whoa. Come on. If one of you... one of you throws a punch, 00:20:26.976 --> 00:20:30.071 I throw you in jail. Arrr I clear? 00:20:31.480 --> 00:20:33.198 Arrr I clear? 00:20:33.357 --> 00:20:36.281 - Yeah. - So what happened? 00:20:36.444 --> 00:20:37.787 This is all your fault. 00:20:37.945 --> 00:20:39.913 I didn't tell him to jump in. 00:20:40.072 --> 00:20:42.200 It's not my fault guidos can't swim. 00:20:42.366 --> 00:20:44.994 Hey, hey. Stop! Stop! Stasi! 00:20:46.328 --> 00:20:48.626 Tommy, you take Bradford and Spencer 00:20:48.789 --> 00:20:50.757 and wait for me by the cruiser. 00:20:52.293 --> 00:20:55.467 - Put 'em in the cruiser. - You're fricking dead. 00:20:56.464 --> 00:20:58.637 Tino, you should know better. 00:20:58.799 --> 00:21:00.221 You should all know better. 00:21:00.384 --> 00:21:01.727 Are you serious? 00:21:01.886 --> 00:21:04.480 You going to let him just get away with this? 00:21:04.638 --> 00:21:06.515 You let me handle this my way. 00:21:07.641 --> 00:21:09.985 Fine. 00:21:10.144 --> 00:21:11.441 50. 00:21:13.647 --> 00:21:15.570 - Anything? - Nothing. 00:21:15.733 --> 00:21:17.280 Yo, TC, what's up with your father? 00:21:17.443 --> 00:21:19.741 It's like he believes Bradford, but not us. 00:21:19.904 --> 00:21:21.577 I don't know, man. 00:21:21.739 --> 00:21:23.241 Maybe I embarrass him. 00:21:25.701 --> 00:21:28.705 Ever since my mom passed away, he's just been different. 00:21:28.871 --> 00:21:30.418 Dude, it's been, like, five years. 00:21:30.581 --> 00:21:32.458 Yeah. Well, it seems like no matter what I do, 00:21:32.625 --> 00:21:34.218 I just can't do anything right, so... 00:21:34.376 --> 00:21:35.753 Well, then maybe you should just join 00:21:35.920 --> 00:21:37.593 the police academy or something, bro. 00:21:38.881 --> 00:21:40.383 What? 00:21:41.717 --> 00:21:44.436 Look, bro, I'm sure he loves you in his own weird way. 00:21:44.595 --> 00:21:46.768 And it's got to be hard to be a father 00:21:46.931 --> 00:21:48.433 of an obnoxious punk like you. 00:21:48.599 --> 00:21:50.943 - (laughs) - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:21:54.438 --> 00:21:57.282 - Still nothing? - No. I don't get it, bro. 00:21:57.441 --> 00:21:59.739 I sent JP, like, 10 texts. He always gets back to me. 00:21:59.902 --> 00:22:02.781 And Captain Sallie said he never came back to the bar. 00:22:02.947 --> 00:22:04.949 Yo, maybe his phone just got wet. 00:22:06.367 --> 00:22:08.995 - Something happened to him. - No. No way, all right? 00:22:09.161 --> 00:22:11.459 I was on the swim team with that little dude. 00:22:11.622 --> 00:22:13.124 He could do the broadstroke better than anyone. 00:22:13.290 --> 00:22:15.292 - (Tone sounds) - Yo. 00:22:16.919 --> 00:22:19.297 It's JP's brother. He said he hasn't heard from him either. 00:22:25.594 --> 00:22:27.187 I think he's gone, guys. 00:22:30.432 --> 00:22:32.981 Man on radio: Harbor Patrol Two. Nothing so far, Chief. 00:22:33.143 --> 00:22:35.441 We'll keep a sharp eye out. 00:22:35.604 --> 00:22:38.027 He's a small guy, might be hard to spot. 00:22:38.190 --> 00:22:39.692 Moretti: Roger that. 00:22:48.450 --> 00:22:50.919 Right on time. 00:22:51.078 --> 00:22:52.455 Where you're standing 00:22:52.621 --> 00:22:55.124 will be the fairway to the 18th hole 00:22:55.291 --> 00:22:58.135 with a 180-degree view of the Atlantic Ocean. 00:22:58.294 --> 00:23:00.296 You promised me progress. 00:23:00.462 --> 00:23:02.806 We've had our setbacks, but everything is on target. 00:23:02.965 --> 00:23:05.434 Those pylons aren't even cemented in yet. 00:23:05.593 --> 00:23:07.015 What's the holdup, the union? 00:23:07.177 --> 00:23:09.521 Well, we had a minor town hall ordinance issue, 00:23:09.680 --> 00:23:12.103 but believe me when I tell you everything has been resolved. 00:23:12.266 --> 00:23:14.735 I've heard that story. 00:23:14.894 --> 00:23:17.443 I have a shareholders' meeting Tuesday. 00:23:17.605 --> 00:23:19.607 I need to show my investors something. 00:23:19.773 --> 00:23:22.947 I feel an ultimatum coming on. 00:23:23.110 --> 00:23:24.737 You must be psychic. 00:23:24.904 --> 00:23:28.033 Those pylons must be cemented in by the fourth, 00:23:28.198 --> 00:23:31.042 which is tomorrow, or I'm pulling your funding. 00:23:32.286 --> 00:23:34.084 Don't worry about it. 00:23:34.246 --> 00:23:35.998 Believe me, it will happen. 00:23:39.043 --> 00:23:41.216 Sir, I don't know what happened last night, 00:23:41.378 --> 00:23:42.721 but the main power line went out. 00:23:42.880 --> 00:23:45.133 We're a bit behind, but we're going to try to fix it. 00:23:45.299 --> 00:23:46.642 We'll catch up, all right? 00:23:46.800 --> 00:23:48.723 You know, when I get behind, I get unhappy, 00:23:48.886 --> 00:23:51.480 and the last guy like you to make me unhappy 00:23:51.639 --> 00:23:53.016 couldn't get a job around here for a couple of years. 00:23:53.182 --> 00:23:55.230 He had to get that little government card to get his groceries, 00:23:55.392 --> 00:23:58.396 his daughter had to drop out of college, the whole ball of wax. 00:23:58.562 --> 00:24:01.782 So the last thing I would do if I were you is to make me unhappy. 00:24:04.526 --> 00:24:06.699 Hello? Hello? 00:24:09.531 --> 00:24:10.908 All right, spark it up. 00:24:11.075 --> 00:24:13.123 Double the drilling time. 00:24:13.285 --> 00:24:15.708 Boss' orders. 00:24:15.871 --> 00:24:17.293 Are you kidding me, Richie? 00:24:17.456 --> 00:24:18.799 We're already over the limit here. 00:24:18.958 --> 00:24:20.881 Hey, they got a problem downtown, 00:24:21.043 --> 00:24:23.671 let them deal with it. We do what we're told. 00:24:23.837 --> 00:24:25.214 Whatever you say. 00:24:25.381 --> 00:24:26.883 Fire this baby up. 00:24:32.763 --> 00:24:35.312 (Rumbling) 00:24:40.604 --> 00:24:43.448 (thumping) 00:24:43.607 --> 00:24:45.735 Radio: The search for missing Seaside Heights resident 00:24:45.901 --> 00:24:47.619 John Pelligrino has been called off. 00:24:47.778 --> 00:24:50.952 Authorities report Pelligrino is presumed drowned, 00:24:51.115 --> 00:24:52.583 although no body has been found. 00:24:58.205 --> 00:25:00.048 To our boy, JP. 00:25:01.125 --> 00:25:03.002 Rest in peace, little guy. 00:25:04.211 --> 00:25:05.713 All: JP. 00:25:13.387 --> 00:25:15.560 (Door opens) 00:25:20.728 --> 00:25:22.480 Those dudes are dead. 00:25:25.983 --> 00:25:27.155 Nooki. 00:25:27.317 --> 00:25:29.740 We heard about JP. 00:25:29.903 --> 00:25:31.246 I'm sorry. 00:25:31.405 --> 00:25:33.908 Yo, that bastard Bradford. 00:25:34.074 --> 00:25:35.872 I say we set his house on fire. 00:25:36.035 --> 00:25:38.163 Yeah, after we waterboard the preppy's strunes. 00:25:38.328 --> 00:25:41.423 Guys, relax. As much as I want to blame 00:25:41.582 --> 00:25:43.209 Bradford for this, it wasn't all his fault. 00:25:43.375 --> 00:25:45.218 - So you're saying he drownded? - Paulie: Yo, forget that. 00:25:45.377 --> 00:25:47.425 JP was the best swimmer I know. 00:25:47.588 --> 00:25:49.886 I've never seen a pair of little legs kick faster than that. 00:25:50.049 --> 00:25:52.677 Paulie's right. He definitely didn't drownded. 00:25:54.261 --> 00:25:55.638 Something did this. 00:25:55.804 --> 00:25:58.148 You mean like he was attacked by something? 00:25:58.307 --> 00:26:00.935 - Like what? - I don't know. 00:26:01.101 --> 00:26:04.526 Like that stingray that killed the British guy. 00:26:04.688 --> 00:26:06.235 You know, the one that hunted the crocodillies. 00:26:06.398 --> 00:26:07.775 - Mmmmm. - TC: No. 00:26:07.941 --> 00:26:10.694 - Like a shark. - (gasps) 00:26:10.861 --> 00:26:13.034 Sharks aren't that uncommon down the shore. 00:26:13.197 --> 00:26:14.870 Come on, TC, this ain't Florida. 00:26:15.032 --> 00:26:17.285 You're talking fantasyland here. 00:26:19.578 --> 00:26:21.706 Does this look like fantasyland to you? 00:26:21.872 --> 00:26:24.091 All right. 00:26:24.249 --> 00:26:25.751 So what are we going to do? 00:26:27.252 --> 00:26:29.175 I got an idea. Come on. 00:26:35.385 --> 00:26:38.639 Anyways, did you see Monique the other day? 00:26:40.432 --> 00:26:42.275 Yo, TC, what are we doing? 00:26:42.434 --> 00:26:44.107 Oh, are we going to have a vigil, bro? 00:26:44.269 --> 00:26:46.738 - Something like that. - (laughs) 00:26:46.897 --> 00:26:49.241 Aw, that's what I'm talking about. 00:26:49.399 --> 00:26:51.902 - Boom, baby. - Yeah, babe. 00:26:52.069 --> 00:26:53.742 Yes. Where did you get these, dude? 00:26:53.904 --> 00:26:55.497 - Don't worry about it. - Blockbusters. 00:26:55.656 --> 00:26:56.999 Borders. 00:26:57.157 --> 00:26:58.750 - Guns. - Ammo. 00:27:03.580 --> 00:27:05.674 Yeah, kid. 00:27:06.667 --> 00:27:08.761 - All right, come on. - Nice. 00:27:09.753 --> 00:27:11.005 Let's go, babe. 00:27:12.339 --> 00:27:14.137 What didn't you understand on the Ferris wheel? 00:27:14.299 --> 00:27:16.393 The part where I said I never want to see you again, 00:27:16.552 --> 00:27:18.600 or the part where I said I was going to cut your nuts off 00:27:18.762 --> 00:27:20.935 and set them on fire? 00:27:21.098 --> 00:27:22.600 Neither. 00:27:23.684 --> 00:27:24.901 No. 00:27:25.060 --> 00:27:26.482 This is a really bad idea. 00:27:26.645 --> 00:27:28.647 This is for JP. Let's go. Let's go. 00:27:28.814 --> 00:27:31.567 We are going to be in so much trouble if we get caught. 00:27:31.733 --> 00:27:33.952 Hey, we ain't going to get caught, all right? 00:27:39.950 --> 00:27:41.748 Hey, guys, check it out. 00:27:41.910 --> 00:27:43.628 Yo, what's a boat doing out here? 00:27:43.787 --> 00:27:45.881 Guys, why is it covered in blood? 00:27:46.039 --> 00:27:48.792 Ah, it's probably just spaghetti sauce. 00:27:48.959 --> 00:27:51.803 What? My father never went fishing without some spuntini. 00:27:51.962 --> 00:27:53.964 - Hey, isn't that Vinny's stuff? - Which Vinny? 00:27:54.131 --> 00:27:56.099 - Vinny No-Neck? - No, bro. Vinny Bananas. 00:27:56.258 --> 00:27:57.726 Bananas is in Florida, bro. 00:27:57.885 --> 00:28:00.434 - No, I mean Vinny Knuckles. - Knuckles is dead. 00:28:00.596 --> 00:28:02.940 That must be Vinny Bumbaza's boat. 00:28:03.098 --> 00:28:05.817 Hey, stunads, it's Vinny Crabs. 00:28:05.976 --> 00:28:07.853 - Mmm. - That's him. 00:28:08.020 --> 00:28:11.320 Okay. So if this is his boat... 00:28:11.481 --> 00:28:12.903 where's Vinny? 00:28:14.026 --> 00:28:16.449 Oh! Guys, check it out. There's something in the water. 00:28:17.529 --> 00:28:18.781 On, boy. 00:28:18.947 --> 00:28:20.870 Nooki: God, what is it? 00:28:21.033 --> 00:28:22.535 I don't know. 00:28:23.660 --> 00:28:25.583 (Screaming) 00:28:26.622 --> 00:28:28.124 Stay clear! 00:28:28.290 --> 00:28:30.088 Shush. 00:28:32.002 --> 00:28:33.345 Oh, God. 00:28:33.503 --> 00:28:35.346 What are you freaking doing? 00:28:35.505 --> 00:28:37.507 We can't leave Vinny bobbing around like this. 00:28:37.674 --> 00:28:39.301 We got to give him a proper burial. 00:28:39.468 --> 00:28:41.687 Seriously? They're just going to cremate him 00:28:41.845 --> 00:28:43.688 and sprinkle his ashes in the sea. 00:28:43.847 --> 00:28:45.440 We saved 'em a bunch of steps. 00:28:45.599 --> 00:28:47.693 J-Moni: You guys are insane. 00:28:47.851 --> 00:28:49.194 What if they don't cremate him? 00:28:49.353 --> 00:28:50.775 What if they want to bury him regular-like? 00:28:50.938 --> 00:28:52.781 Like, you know, get him one of those... in a coffin. 00:28:52.940 --> 00:28:54.533 Bro, you can't put that in a coffin. 00:28:54.691 --> 00:28:56.364 It's going to look ridiculous. 00:28:58.195 --> 00:29:00.789 - Shark! - (screaming) 00:29:00.948 --> 00:29:03.542 Whoa! They're everywhere! 00:29:05.202 --> 00:29:06.795 Donnie, toss the chum. 00:29:06.954 --> 00:29:08.206 Donnie, you did bring the chum, didn't you? 00:29:08.372 --> 00:29:11.216 - I brought protein, bro. - Don't you dare. 00:29:11.375 --> 00:29:13.628 Not that kind of protein. I got to save that for the ladies. 00:29:13.794 --> 00:29:15.546 - Come on. - Are you kidding? 00:29:15.712 --> 00:29:16.964 What? I never leave home without 'em. 00:29:17.130 --> 00:29:19.349 You really think you're gonna attract sharks with protein bars? 00:29:19.508 --> 00:29:21.055 Nothing's going to resist 25 grams 00:29:21.218 --> 00:29:23.391 of power-packed peanut-butter crunch. 00:29:29.685 --> 00:29:31.904 All right. All right, it's show time. 00:29:32.062 --> 00:29:33.405 - Fireworks. - Come on. 00:29:33.563 --> 00:29:35.065 Let's do it, baby! 00:29:35.232 --> 00:29:36.825 Get going! 00:29:36.984 --> 00:29:39.954 - Hurry up! - Fire in the hole! 00:29:45.284 --> 00:29:47.628 Die, you son of a bitch! 00:29:47.786 --> 00:29:50.255 (Fireworks whistle) 00:29:51.915 --> 00:29:53.258 I've got it. Here you go. 00:29:53.417 --> 00:29:54.760 Hurry up! They're everywhere! 00:29:54.918 --> 00:29:56.420 - Hurry up. - Yeah, man, hurry up! 00:29:56.586 --> 00:29:59.430 - (Sobbing) - Yo, fire in the hole. 00:29:59.589 --> 00:30:00.681 Yeah! 00:30:03.176 --> 00:30:04.678 - Whoa! - (screams) 00:30:07.389 --> 00:30:09.437 - Whoa! - BJ! 00:30:09.599 --> 00:30:11.192 'BJ! '(“reaming) 00:30:11.351 --> 00:30:13.103 - Come on! - Right behind you! 00:30:13.270 --> 00:30:15.364 (Sobbing) 00:30:18.567 --> 00:30:20.444 - Nooki! - Come on! 00:30:20.610 --> 00:30:21.953 OMG! 00:30:27.617 --> 00:30:29.290 - Give me your hand! - Come on! 00:30:34.750 --> 00:30:36.627 BJ! 00:30:38.462 --> 00:30:41.136 - Get her up. - Go get the borders! 00:30:41.298 --> 00:30:43.471 - Get the borders! - Kill it! Kill that thing! 00:30:43.633 --> 00:30:46.978 - I hate stupid sharks. - Here! 00:30:50.474 --> 00:30:52.147 - (Explosion) - (screaming) 00:30:56.813 --> 00:30:59.191 (Nooki sobbing) 00:31:00.233 --> 00:31:02.201 I'm gonna throw up. 00:31:02.361 --> 00:31:03.829 Guys, they're getting away. 00:31:03.987 --> 00:31:05.409 Good! Let 'em! 00:31:05.572 --> 00:31:07.290 You know what? 00:31:07.449 --> 00:31:09.451 You guys, you do what you want, 00:31:09.618 --> 00:31:10.961 but I'm going after 'em. 00:31:11.119 --> 00:31:13.292 Oh, haven't we done enough, TC? 00:31:13.455 --> 00:31:15.628 One of those things killed JP 00:31:15.791 --> 00:31:17.464 and I'm not letting 'em get away with it. 00:31:17.626 --> 00:31:19.674 How do you suggest we stop 'em, bro'? 00:31:19.836 --> 00:31:21.679 We need a boat. 00:31:25.258 --> 00:31:27.101 Right here, guys. This is the one. 00:31:28.261 --> 00:31:29.763 All right. 00:31:32.182 --> 00:31:34.059 Don't worry. I'll get it started up. 00:31:34.226 --> 00:31:35.728 - Oh, my God. - Ladies. 00:31:41.691 --> 00:31:43.443 Thank you. 00:31:50.534 --> 00:31:52.377 Why is there a picture of Bradford 00:31:52.536 --> 00:31:54.163 and his skank-ass girlfriend on this boat? 00:31:54.329 --> 00:31:55.876 'Cause it's his boat. 00:31:56.039 --> 00:31:57.882 - It's what? - It's what? 00:31:58.041 --> 00:32:00.009 Why are you trying to steal Bradford's boat? 00:32:00.168 --> 00:32:01.761 Because he's a douche. 00:32:01.920 --> 00:32:03.968 - Need I pontificate? - Oh, my God. 00:32:04.131 --> 00:32:07.260 Guys, can we please hurry up? The sharks are gonna get away. 00:32:08.385 --> 00:32:11.059 J-Moni: Where did you learn how to do that? 00:32:11.221 --> 00:32:13.440 Where I learn everything... YouTube. 00:32:13.598 --> 00:32:15.145 You ever drove one of these things? 00:32:15.308 --> 00:32:18.562 Hell, no, but I rocked the hell out of "Grand Theft Auto" on PS3. 00:32:18.728 --> 00:32:20.196 - How different can it be, huh? - My God. 00:32:20.355 --> 00:32:21.481 We're going to die. 00:32:21.648 --> 00:32:23.446 - Hey, listen. - Yeah? 00:32:23.608 --> 00:32:26.737 - This isn't a game. Move over. - Come on, TC, just let me drive. 00:32:26.903 --> 00:32:30.578 Does anybody smell gas? I smell gas. 00:32:30.740 --> 00:32:33.960 Guys. Guys. Guys! 00:32:34.119 --> 00:32:35.917 I can do it. I do know what I'm doing! 00:32:36.079 --> 00:32:37.752 There's a shark coming! Move over. 00:32:37.914 --> 00:32:39.757 - Come on, just let me drive. - Just move this over. 00:32:39.916 --> 00:32:41.008 I got it. 00:32:41.168 --> 00:32:43.091 BJ: Donnie, I just told you I smell gas! 00:32:44.588 --> 00:32:46.841 - Ah! OW! '(Screaming) 00:32:47.007 --> 00:32:48.884 Get off the boat! 00:32:49.050 --> 00:32:50.347 - (Fireworks whistling) - Get off the boat! 00:32:50.510 --> 00:32:52.604 - Oh, my God! '(Screaming) 00:32:52.762 --> 00:32:54.560 (fireworks popping) 00:32:54.723 --> 00:32:57.772 - It's going to blow! - Go! Go! 00:32:57.934 --> 00:33:00.062 - Get off! - Come on. Go! Go! 00:33:00.228 --> 00:33:02.105 It's going to blow! 00:33:02.272 --> 00:33:04.274 (Siren blaring) 00:33:11.239 --> 00:33:14.243 Looks like things just got complicated. 00:33:23.043 --> 00:33:25.967 I'm starving. You guys hungry? 00:33:26.963 --> 00:33:28.840 Thanks. 00:33:30.717 --> 00:33:32.719 Hey, Mr. Moretti, you have any gabagool 00:33:32.886 --> 00:33:35.389 or soup or salad around here? I'm dying. Or something? 00:33:36.431 --> 00:33:37.557 - What's the matter with you? - What? 00:33:37.724 --> 00:33:39.442 Handcuffs? Really, Pop? 00:33:39.601 --> 00:33:41.603 You blew up a boat. 00:33:41.770 --> 00:33:44.319 That's malicious destruction, arson. 00:33:44.481 --> 00:33:45.949 I told you it was an accident. 00:33:46.107 --> 00:33:48.326 Don't give me any lip, Tino. 00:33:48.485 --> 00:33:51.329 Look, you're all pazzo because you lost a friend. 00:33:51.488 --> 00:33:54.082 I get it, but that's no excuse to break the law. 00:33:54.241 --> 00:33:56.118 There's more to it than that. 00:33:56.284 --> 00:33:58.286 This isn't some bocce ball game you're playing here, Tino. 00:33:58.453 --> 00:34:00.672 This is your life we're talking about. 00:34:00.830 --> 00:34:03.083 You're not listening to me. 00:34:03.250 --> 00:34:05.469 JP didn't drown. 00:34:05.627 --> 00:34:07.470 He was killed by a shark. 00:34:07.629 --> 00:34:10.348 And there's a whole bunch of them out there. 00:34:10.507 --> 00:34:12.180 They're not like regular sharks, Dad. 00:34:12.342 --> 00:34:13.685 They got this white skin 00:34:13.843 --> 00:34:16.596 and these red eyes and these huge fins. 00:34:18.014 --> 00:34:20.187 One of them killed Vinny. 00:34:20.350 --> 00:34:23.399 - Vinny No-Neck? - Vinny Crabs. 00:34:26.523 --> 00:34:28.196 White skin, red eyes? 00:34:29.901 --> 00:34:31.494 That's a mighty tall tale, Tino. 00:34:31.653 --> 00:34:33.280 I'm telling you the truth, Pops. 00:34:33.446 --> 00:34:35.039 Vinny's boat is out there by the breakwater. 00:34:35.198 --> 00:34:37.075 Check it out. 00:34:41.705 --> 00:34:44.629 This is Moretti calling Harbor Patrol. 00:34:44.791 --> 00:34:47.135 Come in, Harbor Patrol. 00:34:47.294 --> 00:34:49.012 Man: I read you, Chief. 00:34:49.170 --> 00:34:51.264 Have you seen anything of Vinny Crabs today? 00:34:51.423 --> 00:34:53.721 He's probably fishing out by the breakwater. 00:34:53.883 --> 00:34:56.056 That's a negative. 00:34:56.219 --> 00:34:59.063 Anybody file a missing person report on him? 00:34:59.222 --> 00:35:00.940 That's also a negative. 00:35:01.099 --> 00:35:02.726 10-4. 00:35:04.144 --> 00:35:06.021 You hear that? 00:35:06.187 --> 00:35:07.905 Nothing. 00:35:08.064 --> 00:35:09.862 Zero. 00:35:10.942 --> 00:35:12.159 So what do we do now? 00:35:12.319 --> 00:35:13.662 Now? 00:35:13.820 --> 00:35:16.039 Now I go pay a visit to Mr. Dolan. 00:35:16.197 --> 00:35:17.665 And I have to ask him very nicely 00:35:17.824 --> 00:35:21.545 not to press charges against my son and his cugini. 00:35:22.537 --> 00:35:25.086 Next time you blow up a boat, 00:35:25.248 --> 00:35:26.545 make sure you check the registration. 00:35:26.708 --> 00:35:28.836 Because the boat you blew up belongs to Mr. Dolan. 00:35:29.002 --> 00:35:31.050 The Mr. Walter Dolan who has the power 00:35:31.212 --> 00:35:34.341 to see that you spend time behind bars for this. 00:35:35.342 --> 00:35:37.015 Is that what you want, Tino? 00:35:40.805 --> 00:35:42.682 I want you to believe me. 00:35:51.483 --> 00:35:53.030 Well, what did he say? 00:35:53.193 --> 00:35:55.321 Says he's going to take us for pizza and beer. 00:35:55.487 --> 00:35:56.830 What do you think he said? 00:35:56.988 --> 00:35:58.740 T, we got to do something, bro. 00:35:58.907 --> 00:36:02.286 Don't worry about it. This ain't over. 00:36:31.398 --> 00:36:32.570 - (thumps) - (gasps) 00:36:32.732 --> 00:36:34.234 Hey! 00:36:37.153 --> 00:36:40.202 - Where did he go? - I don't know. 00:36:40.365 --> 00:36:41.833 Ryan. 00:36:43.326 --> 00:36:44.669 Look. 00:36:44.828 --> 00:36:46.330 Ryan: What the...? 00:36:47.414 --> 00:36:49.508 (Both scream) 00:36:54.587 --> 00:36:56.885 - (gasping) - (girl screaming) 00:36:58.883 --> 00:37:00.806 R!/an! 00:37:19.112 --> 00:37:20.989 It's going to rival the Hamptons. 00:37:21.156 --> 00:37:23.204 I'm going to turn the Jersey Shore 00:37:23.366 --> 00:37:24.709 into a vacation Mecca 00:37:24.868 --> 00:37:28.418 of luxurious relaxation and entertainment, 00:37:28.580 --> 00:37:32.050 and it all begins with the Beach Club. 00:37:35.462 --> 00:37:37.339 It's nice. 00:37:37.505 --> 00:37:40.475 But some people like things the way they are around here, Walter. 00:37:40.633 --> 00:37:43.887 You got 10 miles of beautiful, white, sandy beaches, 00:37:44.053 --> 00:37:46.351 blue sky, and what does this town have to show for it? 00:37:46.514 --> 00:37:49.358 Wet T-shirt contests and funnel cake. 00:37:50.351 --> 00:37:53.400 You have to make Seaside Heights live up to its potential. 00:37:53.563 --> 00:37:55.861 Yeah, sounds a little bit like gentrification to me. 00:37:56.024 --> 00:37:57.822 It's beautification. 00:37:57.984 --> 00:37:59.702 - Really? - You should be happy. 00:37:59.861 --> 00:38:02.114 I'm going to make your job a hell of a lot easier. 00:38:02.280 --> 00:38:04.328 Less crime and a better class of people. 00:38:04.491 --> 00:38:07.745 Walter, I think I can handle a few kids blowing off some steam. 00:38:07.911 --> 00:38:10.755 And, please, let's not forget some of those same kids' families 00:38:10.914 --> 00:38:12.757 helped build this town to what it is today. 00:38:12.916 --> 00:38:14.759 It's not the kids. 00:38:14.918 --> 00:38:16.420 It's what they represent. 00:38:16.586 --> 00:38:18.213 What they represent? 00:38:18.379 --> 00:38:20.381 We call that culture around here. 00:38:20.548 --> 00:38:22.425 Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know you wanted culture. 00:38:22.592 --> 00:38:23.844 I'll get you all the art galleries 00:38:24.010 --> 00:38:25.933 and all the music centers that you want. 00:38:26.095 --> 00:38:28.348 Do you really want more hoodlums, more bar fights, 00:38:28.515 --> 00:38:30.267 - more... - Italians? 00:38:31.935 --> 00:38:33.778 I was going to say thieves. 00:38:35.230 --> 00:38:37.653 Like the ones who destroy people's boats. 00:38:39.943 --> 00:38:43.163 And that's what I wanted to talk to you about. 00:38:47.867 --> 00:38:49.585 Walter, my... 00:38:50.954 --> 00:38:52.956 my son is going through a tough time right now. 00:38:53.122 --> 00:38:54.840 Yes. 00:38:54.999 --> 00:38:58.048 That poor midget guy drowned. 00:38:58.211 --> 00:39:00.134 That was a terrible thing. 00:39:00.296 --> 00:39:04.142 And I hear they were trespassing on my property. 00:39:04.300 --> 00:39:06.018 Okay. 00:39:06.177 --> 00:39:09.226 From one father to another, I need to ask you 00:39:09.389 --> 00:39:11.812 not to press charges against them. 00:39:11.975 --> 00:39:13.318 (sighs) 00:39:13.476 --> 00:39:16.070 There's an old saying, you know? 00:39:16.229 --> 00:39:18.402 One hand washes the other. 00:39:21.317 --> 00:39:24.161 Radio: Keep your radio dial on The Sound of the Shore, 00:39:24.320 --> 00:39:27.119 rocking your Fourth of July party all week long. 00:39:27.282 --> 00:39:28.829 (Dance music playing) 00:39:28.992 --> 00:39:31.461 Let me get it to you in about an hour. That work? 00:39:31.619 --> 00:39:33.963 Yo, you really think they're going to listen to us, bro? 00:39:34.122 --> 00:39:36.170 We got to spread the word. This is our best option. 00:39:36.332 --> 00:39:37.584 Excuse me. Can I help you guys? 00:39:37.750 --> 00:39:39.923 Look, we need somebody to get on the radio 00:39:40.086 --> 00:39:41.759 and warn people to stay out of the water. 00:39:41.921 --> 00:39:43.639 And why would I do that? 00:39:43.798 --> 00:39:46.176 - Sharks, my dude. - Yeah, bad-ass sharks, bro. 00:39:46.342 --> 00:39:49.346 We were out on the breakwater and there's a whole bunch of 'em. 00:39:49.512 --> 00:39:50.934 And people are dead. 00:39:51.097 --> 00:39:53.225 So I'm supposed to just take your word for this? 00:39:56.853 --> 00:39:59.026 Okay, tell you what. Let me call the police, 00:39:59.188 --> 00:40:00.656 see what they say. 00:40:00.815 --> 00:40:03.034 Yo, we just talked to the police. We were just there. 00:40:04.569 --> 00:40:06.116 Let me guess. They don't believe you guys. 00:40:06.279 --> 00:40:07.622 Please, you got to believe us, all right? 00:40:07.780 --> 00:40:10.033 Just go on the air and let people know what's going on. 00:40:11.326 --> 00:40:14.079 Look, I'm sorry, guys, but I can't go on with this 00:40:14.245 --> 00:40:16.998 unless I talk to the authorities. Nothing I can do. 00:40:18.082 --> 00:40:19.504 If you'll excuse me, I have to be back on the air. 00:40:19.667 --> 00:40:21.135 Thank you. 00:40:23.087 --> 00:40:25.055 - Well, that went great. - Shut up. 00:40:25.214 --> 00:40:26.887 All right, who else should we warn? 00:40:27.050 --> 00:40:30.224 Well, we got the marina, the senior center. 00:40:30.386 --> 00:40:31.729 Are you stupid? 00:40:31.888 --> 00:40:34.311 Old people don't swim, bro. They play shuffleboard. 00:40:34.474 --> 00:40:35.817 Well, then what about the Yacht Club? 00:40:35.975 --> 00:40:37.818 They got a private beach, don't they? 00:40:37.977 --> 00:40:39.650 Are you serious, bro? They're never gonna believe us. 00:40:39.812 --> 00:40:43.112 No, we got to at least try. It's the right thing to do. 00:40:44.150 --> 00:40:45.652 Come on. 00:40:52.742 --> 00:40:56.372 Well, if it isn't the pepperoni brothers. 00:40:56.537 --> 00:40:58.960 I hope you guys are here to deliver a pizza. 00:40:59.123 --> 00:41:01.342 If not, I'm going to have to call security. 00:41:01.501 --> 00:41:03.174 You know, you got this vein on your forehead 00:41:03.336 --> 00:41:05.009 that looks like it's just about ready to pop. 00:41:05.171 --> 00:41:07.219 You blew up my boy's boat. 00:41:07.382 --> 00:41:08.725 It was an accident. 00:41:08.883 --> 00:41:10.351 Listen, we just want to talk to you, all right? 00:41:10.510 --> 00:41:12.057 Make it quick... 00:41:12.220 --> 00:41:13.847 Balzac. 00:41:15.181 --> 00:41:17.900 You got to shut the club's beach down now. 00:41:18.059 --> 00:41:19.936 What, are you guys funny? 00:41:20.103 --> 00:41:21.446 Some kind of joke? 00:41:21.604 --> 00:41:23.447 This isn't a joke. 00:41:23.606 --> 00:41:26.109 These waters are infested with albino sharks. 00:41:27.443 --> 00:41:28.615 Sharks? 00:41:28.778 --> 00:41:30.121 Yeah, like killer sharks, bro. 00:41:30.279 --> 00:41:31.622 One of them killed JP. 00:41:31.781 --> 00:41:33.954 Okay, I realize that your brain cells 00:41:34.117 --> 00:41:36.791 are a little messed up from all the hair gel, 00:41:36.953 --> 00:41:39.422 so I'm going to speak really slowly. 00:41:39.580 --> 00:41:41.628 Johnny... 00:41:41.791 --> 00:41:44.635 Pelligrino... 00:41:44.794 --> 00:41:46.546 drowned. 00:41:46.713 --> 00:41:49.808 - I'm going to knock this kid out. - Chill. Chill. Chill. 00:41:49.966 --> 00:41:51.639 I'm scared. 00:41:51.801 --> 00:41:54.554 Why don't you guys make yourself useful? 00:41:54.721 --> 00:41:56.223 Go bake me a calzone, 00:41:56.389 --> 00:41:59.142 extra cheese, hold the black olives. 00:41:59.308 --> 00:42:01.436 You're going to be sorry. 00:42:01.602 --> 00:42:02.945 You're still here. 00:42:03.104 --> 00:42:05.232 I'm already sorry. 00:42:05.398 --> 00:42:07.025 Come on. 00:42:07.191 --> 00:42:09.193 Joey Fatone's about to go on. 00:42:09.360 --> 00:42:12.364 I got an idea. Come on. Let's go. Let's go. 00:42:16.617 --> 00:42:18.335 Sharks. 00:42:19.912 --> 00:42:22.415 (Music playing) 00:42:26.169 --> 00:42:28.263 Reporter: I'm here at the Jersey Shore 00:42:28.421 --> 00:42:29.843 where Joey Fatone, 00:42:30.006 --> 00:42:32.759 formerly of 'NSYNC, is about to perform. 00:42:32.925 --> 00:42:34.347 I'm very excited. 00:42:34.510 --> 00:42:37.013 (Cheering) 00:42:39.515 --> 00:42:41.688 (chuckles) You call this a venue? 00:42:41.851 --> 00:42:43.728 I mean, when I asked you to book me something, 00:42:43.895 --> 00:42:45.863 like, on a boardwalk, I meant Atlantic City, 00:42:46.022 --> 00:42:47.649 not Seaside Heights. 00:42:47.815 --> 00:42:49.283 This is embarrassing. 00:42:49.442 --> 00:42:51.194 Justin wouldn't put up with this. 00:42:51.360 --> 00:42:53.533 Thank goodness. Joey Fatone. 00:42:53.696 --> 00:42:55.164 Can we talk to you for a minute? 00:42:55.323 --> 00:42:57.041 Listen, I don't do autographs before my performance, okay? 00:42:57.200 --> 00:42:59.828 No, we don't want your autograph. 00:43:00.828 --> 00:43:01.875 Why not? 00:43:02.038 --> 00:43:04.882 We need you to make some kind of warning over the mic, 00:43:05.041 --> 00:43:06.793 let people know what's going on. 00:43:06.959 --> 00:43:09.803 There are white-finned killer albino sharks out there. 00:43:09.962 --> 00:43:11.555 Excuse me? 00:43:11.714 --> 00:43:13.387 (laughs) Wait. 00:43:13.549 --> 00:43:15.722 White-finned killer albino sharks? 00:43:15.885 --> 00:43:17.558 - Yeah. - That's a good one. 00:43:17.720 --> 00:43:19.393 Where did you get these guys? Did you hired them? 00:43:19.555 --> 00:43:21.853 You guys are like the... oh, never mind. I got to go. 00:43:22.016 --> 00:43:23.563 Yo, Fatone, we're serious! 00:43:23.726 --> 00:43:25.319 Joey, my mother loves you. 00:43:25.478 --> 00:43:27.901 Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, Joey Fatone. 00:43:28.064 --> 00:43:29.657 (Cheering) 00:43:34.070 --> 00:43:36.118 All right, welcome, ladies and gentlemen. 00:43:36.280 --> 00:43:38.749 It's so great to be here at Seaside... 00:43:38.908 --> 00:43:41.252 Heights. Yeah. 00:43:41.410 --> 00:43:43.253 All right, ladies, 00:43:43.412 --> 00:43:45.961 this one's for you. 00:43:48.417 --> 00:43:50.044 (Pop music playing) 00:43:50.211 --> 00:43:52.839 (cheering) 00:43:53.005 --> 00:43:55.099 Joey! 00:43:57.260 --> 00:43:59.228 - (Microphone feedback) - (screaming) 00:43:59.387 --> 00:44:00.934 Whoa! 00:44:04.267 --> 00:44:07.146 Joey Fatone just got eaten by a shark. 00:44:07.311 --> 00:44:09.279 Reporter: Folks, you're not going to believe this. 00:44:09.438 --> 00:44:12.237 Joey Fatone, formerly of 'NSYNC, 00:44:12.400 --> 00:44:14.698 has just been eaten by a shark. 00:44:14.861 --> 00:44:17.114 Everyone we spoke to was shaken by the events. 00:44:17.280 --> 00:44:20.409 I've lived on this beach my whole life. I've never seen anything like it. 00:44:20.575 --> 00:44:22.293 It was terrible. 00:44:22.451 --> 00:44:24.078 It came out of nowhere. 00:44:24.245 --> 00:44:26.464 A shark on the Jersey frigging Shore. 00:44:26.622 --> 00:44:29.546 Like Moby Dick, but with a fin. 00:44:29.709 --> 00:44:31.928 Right now, the water is full of fishermen 00:44:32.086 --> 00:44:35.465 all trying to catch the shark that killed legend Joey Fatone. 00:44:36.757 --> 00:44:38.634 TC: I know what we saw. 00:44:38.801 --> 00:44:40.269 It grabbed him right out of the water. 00:44:40.428 --> 00:44:42.931 We got to do something, but no one's listening. 00:44:43.097 --> 00:44:45.850 You want to talk about sharks, I'll tell you about sharks 00:44:46.017 --> 00:44:47.894 that'll make your pubes stand up straight 00:44:48.060 --> 00:44:50.154 like the first time you saw a naked booty. 00:44:50.313 --> 00:44:52.486 Wait. You seen 'em, too? 00:45:00.615 --> 00:45:02.868 Back in 1916, my grandfather 00:45:03.034 --> 00:45:05.958 worked on the boardwalk when it was first being built. 00:45:06.120 --> 00:45:07.838 Lots of construction. 00:45:07.997 --> 00:45:10.170 A big undertaking at the time. 00:45:10.333 --> 00:45:13.428 It was a deadly heat wave that summer. 00:45:13.586 --> 00:45:16.180 One day, this man, Van-something, 00:45:16.339 --> 00:45:18.762 - took a swim with his mutt. - (dog barking) 00:45:18.925 --> 00:45:20.848 He was throwing this ball, 00:45:21.010 --> 00:45:23.513 watching his dog get all excited and fetching, 00:45:23.679 --> 00:45:25.147 when, all of a sudden, people said 00:45:25.306 --> 00:45:27.104 he started screaming and flailing his arms. 00:45:27.266 --> 00:45:28.313 (Man screaming faintly) 00:45:28.476 --> 00:45:30.695 At first, they thought he was joking around, 00:45:30.853 --> 00:45:33.527 but then he started moving... pshew... 00:45:33.689 --> 00:45:36.533 like a rocket, back and forth. 00:45:36.692 --> 00:45:38.194 He was being attacked. 00:45:38.361 --> 00:45:40.614 The next time he brought up his arms, 00:45:40.780 --> 00:45:42.874 there was only one there. 00:45:43.032 --> 00:45:45.251 He was being attacked by bull sharks. 00:45:45.409 --> 00:45:48.413 A whole school of them settled right in off the boardwalk. 00:45:48.579 --> 00:45:52.925 It was known as the Jersey Shore shark attack. 00:46:06.472 --> 00:46:09.316 So the night they completed construction on the boardwalk, 00:46:09.475 --> 00:46:12.979 my Grandpa Sallie and a group of his paisans 00:46:13.145 --> 00:46:15.239 went out to try to catch one of those fricking things. 00:46:15.398 --> 00:46:18.117 So they figured they could make a couple of fazools 00:46:18.276 --> 00:46:20.620 letting people take pictures next to it. 00:46:20.778 --> 00:46:23.577 So they go out to sea on this little dinghy, 00:46:23.739 --> 00:46:25.082 armed with fish heads 00:46:25.241 --> 00:46:29.087 and some pecorino romano to lure these bastards in. 00:46:29.245 --> 00:46:30.792 And they waited. 00:46:30.955 --> 00:46:33.799 And they waited so long. 00:46:33.958 --> 00:46:36.802 Not to mention after a few bottles of grappa, 00:46:36.961 --> 00:46:38.304 they fell asleep on the boat. 00:46:38.462 --> 00:46:40.214 Passed out cold for a good hour. 00:46:40.381 --> 00:46:43.225 Now, sharks rely on vibrations to hunt. 00:46:44.302 --> 00:46:46.100 Just so happens my Grandpa Sallie's 00:46:46.262 --> 00:46:47.639 what my nona called 00:46:47.805 --> 00:46:50.479 "russare come una mucca." 00:46:50.641 --> 00:46:52.609 What's that mean? 00:46:52.768 --> 00:46:54.020 "Snores like a cow." 00:46:54.186 --> 00:46:56.564 Wait a minute, Sallie. Cows snore? 00:46:56.731 --> 00:46:58.859 The shark was able to track them 00:46:59.025 --> 00:47:00.823 from the vibrations of his snore. 00:47:00.985 --> 00:47:02.362 And in an all-out attack, 00:47:02.528 --> 00:47:04.280 the shark rammed my grandpa's boat 00:47:04.447 --> 00:47:05.915 so it knocked him right in the water. 00:47:06.073 --> 00:47:07.950 - (Splashes) - What did your grandpa do? 00:47:08.117 --> 00:47:09.414 He only had a minute. 00:47:09.577 --> 00:47:12.046 This big-ass shark was coming straight for him. 00:47:12.204 --> 00:47:15.959 He took aim with his harpoon and, bada-bing, 00:47:16.125 --> 00:47:18.594 - shot him through his left eye. - Why the left? 00:47:18.753 --> 00:47:21.848 Because that's the eye of the devil. 00:47:24.842 --> 00:47:26.640 There it is, 00:47:26.802 --> 00:47:28.304 in perfect condition. 00:47:29.638 --> 00:47:32.141 That's hard-core, yo. 00:47:32.308 --> 00:47:34.606 Wait a second. 00:47:34.769 --> 00:47:36.191 You said that back in the day, 00:47:36.354 --> 00:47:37.856 they were building the boardwalk, right? 00:47:38.981 --> 00:47:42.485 Now, you also said that sharks are attracted to vibrations. 00:47:43.652 --> 00:47:45.950 There you go. 00:47:46.113 --> 00:47:48.207 What are you talking about, bro? 00:47:48.366 --> 00:47:51.620 I'm saying the reason why you never seen an albino shark 00:47:51.786 --> 00:47:53.208 is because they probably live 00:47:53.371 --> 00:47:55.419 way out in the middle of the ocean, 00:47:55.581 --> 00:47:58.084 maybe even on the bottom of the ocean floor. 00:47:58.250 --> 00:48:01.003 There's no way they would make it out to the Jersey Shore 00:48:01.170 --> 00:48:05.016 unless they were being attracted by something, 00:48:05.174 --> 00:48:07.393 just like the last time. 00:48:07.551 --> 00:48:09.144 The vibrations from Dolan's drilling. 00:48:09.303 --> 00:48:10.805 But now it's worse. 00:48:10.971 --> 00:48:13.144 Bigger construction... 00:48:15.267 --> 00:48:16.940 bigger sharks. 00:48:17.103 --> 00:48:19.777 GUYS! Guys! 00:48:19.939 --> 00:48:23.569 Hey, you guys better come with me. 00:48:23.734 --> 00:48:24.951 Baby, what is it? 00:48:25.111 --> 00:48:26.454 It's Nooki. 00:48:26.612 --> 00:48:29.957 She's acting like a real frigging wackadoo. 00:48:30.116 --> 00:48:31.584 Thank you, Sallie. 00:48:31.742 --> 00:48:33.540 We gotta bounce. 00:48:33.702 --> 00:48:35.921 Yeah, thanks, Sallie. Really interesting. 00:48:42.753 --> 00:48:45.256 (Dance music playing) 00:48:46.966 --> 00:48:48.764 (men cheering) 00:49:12.324 --> 00:49:14.292 I have had it with this place. 00:49:17.955 --> 00:49:20.128 She just had 15 Jell-O shots. 00:49:20.291 --> 00:49:22.919 Freaking disgrazia, bro. 00:49:27.756 --> 00:49:30.509 Hey, everybody, pizza's here. 00:49:31.635 --> 00:49:33.103 (Chuckles) 00:49:34.305 --> 00:49:37.309 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Let her do her thing, bro. 00:49:37.475 --> 00:49:38.818 Just back off, scumbag, okay? 00:49:38.976 --> 00:49:40.319 That's hilarious, 00:49:40.478 --> 00:49:42.947 The Constipation calling me a scumbag. 00:49:43.105 --> 00:49:45.779 Shouldn't you be in jail for blowing up my boat? 00:49:45.941 --> 00:49:47.818 Oh, right, right. I forgot. 00:49:47.985 --> 00:49:51.831 Your cop daddy bailed your loser ass out once again. 00:49:51.989 --> 00:49:53.741 You're right. Thank you. 00:49:53.908 --> 00:49:56.411 - Nooki, come on. - Dance. 00:49:56.577 --> 00:49:59.296 Hey, you should at least let her finish the show. 00:49:59.455 --> 00:50:01.753 I got a lap dance coming to me. 00:50:03.459 --> 00:50:05.712 - Oh!' 00:50:06.837 --> 00:50:08.805 Dude, he freaking jacked him, bro. 00:50:08.964 --> 00:50:12.138 - Let's go. - Okay. 00:50:12.301 --> 00:50:14.804 I just want to dance. 00:50:16.514 --> 00:50:18.642 Your time is up, guys. 00:50:18.807 --> 00:50:21.105 This whole place is about to change. 00:50:22.269 --> 00:50:23.987 What the hell's the matter with you? 00:50:24.146 --> 00:50:25.614 What's with the bug up your ass? 00:50:25.773 --> 00:50:27.241 I was just trying to have some fun. 00:50:27.399 --> 00:50:30.243 Yeah? You're having fun? Well, you're acting like a tramp. 00:50:30.402 --> 00:50:32.370 (Chuckles) Oh, please. 00:50:32.530 --> 00:50:34.373 What do you care, anyways? 00:50:34.532 --> 00:50:36.705 Where's De'Angela? 00:50:36.867 --> 00:50:39.120 Swimming in her skank tank? 00:50:39.286 --> 00:50:41.334 I told you I don't remember what happened that night. 00:50:42.831 --> 00:50:45.801 Yeah, but I don't believe you. 00:50:45.960 --> 00:50:50.591 You are a lying sack of steaming ugatz. 00:50:50.756 --> 00:50:52.474 That's all you are. 00:50:54.510 --> 00:50:55.511 Whatever. 00:50:55.678 --> 00:50:58.227 Whatever. This guy over here. 00:50:58.389 --> 00:50:59.606 - Nooki, no. - Honey. 00:50:59.765 --> 00:51:00.891 You want to dance with me? 00:51:01.058 --> 00:51:02.401 - Let's go. - Yes. 00:51:02.560 --> 00:51:04.312 - Oh, my God. - Let's go dance to the car. 00:51:04.478 --> 00:51:05.980 Yeah. 00:51:12.069 --> 00:51:15.198 ♪ We'll dance till our hearts feel light ♪ 00:51:15.364 --> 00:51:18.994 ♪ We've got to go all the way I 00:51:19.159 --> 00:51:22.538 ♪ And make them all want to play. ♪ 00:51:22.705 --> 00:51:25.675 As you can see, there's no need to panic. 00:51:25.833 --> 00:51:29.087 The shark that killed Joey Fatone has been caught. 00:51:29.253 --> 00:51:30.345 And who are you? 00:51:30.504 --> 00:51:32.222 I'm a marine biologist. 00:51:32.381 --> 00:51:36.227 And this shark is a carcharhinus leucas albus. 00:51:36.385 --> 00:51:39.764 It's an albino deepwater bull shark. 00:51:39.930 --> 00:51:41.603 And you believe this is the same shark 00:51:41.765 --> 00:51:43.233 that killed Mr. Fatone? 00:51:43.392 --> 00:51:46.612 First of all, this albino bull shark 00:51:46.770 --> 00:51:48.989 is extremely rare. 00:51:49.148 --> 00:51:52.072 Because it usually lives at depths up to 2,200 feet, 00:51:52.234 --> 00:51:54.737 it's rarely seen within 50 miles of the shore. 00:51:54.903 --> 00:51:56.576 There's probably been less than 10 sightings 00:51:56.739 --> 00:51:59.413 of the carcharhinus leucas albus on record. 00:51:59.575 --> 00:52:02.203 Therefore, mathematically, 00:52:02.369 --> 00:52:05.964 it's highly likely that this is the exact shark 00:52:06.123 --> 00:52:07.966 that killed Mr. Fatone. 00:52:08.125 --> 00:52:09.251 Prove it. 00:52:09.418 --> 00:52:11.512 Why don't you stick your frigging hand up its throat and check? 00:52:23.974 --> 00:52:26.978 (Cameras clicking) 00:52:33.192 --> 00:52:34.614 (pops) 00:52:43.994 --> 00:52:45.712 (crowd gasps) 00:52:48.749 --> 00:52:50.296 On behalf of Dolan Industries, 00:52:50.459 --> 00:52:52.336 I would like to present these very brave gentlemen 00:52:52.503 --> 00:52:55.177 with a check for $20,000 00:52:55.339 --> 00:52:57.558 for protecting the residents of Seaside Heights 00:52:57.716 --> 00:52:59.639 on this Fourth of July holiday. 00:52:59.802 --> 00:53:02.021 (Applause) 00:53:09.478 --> 00:53:11.355 Thank you very much, Walter Dolan. 00:53:11.522 --> 00:53:14.366 Patrick, can I talk to you for a minute? 00:53:14.525 --> 00:53:16.198 I'm in the middle of... 00:53:16.360 --> 00:53:17.828 In private, please. 00:53:17.986 --> 00:53:19.909 I'll be right back. 00:53:25.536 --> 00:53:27.459 You want to tell me why you're opening the beaches? 00:53:27.621 --> 00:53:29.248 Apparently you're not up on current events. 00:53:29.415 --> 00:53:31.042 Look over there. The danger's over. 00:53:31.208 --> 00:53:32.630 Why, because you caught one shark? 00:53:32.793 --> 00:53:35.967 No, because we caught the one shark that killed Joey Fatone. 00:53:36.130 --> 00:53:39.384 Oh, right. So you think that's the only shark out there? 00:53:39.550 --> 00:53:42.099 Nick, there have been sharks berthed out here for generations. 00:53:42.261 --> 00:53:43.604 We never had a problem. 00:53:43.762 --> 00:53:45.605 Maybe a few surfers nipped here and there. 00:53:45.764 --> 00:53:47.562 Patrick, listen to me. We are not talking about 00:53:47.725 --> 00:53:49.443 some accidental surfing attack here. 00:53:49.601 --> 00:53:52.070 We're talking about that shark. It jumped out of the water, 00:53:52.229 --> 00:53:54.607 grabbed Joey Fatone, and went back into the water. 00:53:54.773 --> 00:53:56.775 That's an intentional, vicious kill. 00:53:56.942 --> 00:53:59.491 That is a one-time freaking accident. 00:53:59.653 --> 00:54:01.997 My office has received several missing persons reports. 00:54:02.156 --> 00:54:03.499 That makes me afraid 00:54:03.657 --> 00:54:05.409 that there's more sharks out there like that one. 00:54:05.576 --> 00:54:08.079 My son said he saw several yesterday, 00:54:08.245 --> 00:54:09.747 and I should have listened to him. 00:54:09.913 --> 00:54:12.837 Look, I recommend a rollout, strong postings 00:54:13.000 --> 00:54:14.343 up and down all of the beaches, 00:54:14.501 --> 00:54:16.549 every entrance and exit around the boardwalk. 00:54:16.712 --> 00:54:18.555 Are you out of your mind? 00:54:18.714 --> 00:54:21.092 People drown here every holiday weekend. 00:54:21.258 --> 00:54:23.807 Kids get liquored up and go swimming. It's tragic. 00:54:23.969 --> 00:54:27.599 But do you really expect me to close everything down 00:54:27.765 --> 00:54:30.359 on the Fourth of July weekend and create a panic? 00:54:30.517 --> 00:54:32.394 Do you know what kind of chaos that will bring? 00:54:32.561 --> 00:54:34.234 Do you know what that will do to business? 00:54:34.396 --> 00:54:36.069 Patrick, you're not listening to me about these sharks. 00:54:36.231 --> 00:54:39.075 Do I have to remind you that your son was arrested yesterday 00:54:39.234 --> 00:54:41.362 on the marina, okay, city property? 00:54:41.528 --> 00:54:43.951 I could press charges. The bottom line is this. 00:54:44.114 --> 00:54:47.459 The emergency is over. The shark is dead, okay? 00:54:47.618 --> 00:54:48.961 Case closed. 00:54:49.119 --> 00:54:51.121 Capisce, Mr. Italian? 00:54:52.539 --> 00:54:55.543 - Sure. - Thank you. Excuse me. 00:55:01.298 --> 00:55:03.346 Reporter: Now that the shark 00:55:03.509 --> 00:55:05.182 that killed Joey Fatone has been caught, 00:55:05.344 --> 00:55:07.597 the beaches are open and people are ready to put this 00:55:07.763 --> 00:55:09.982 horrible tragedy behind them. 00:55:13.143 --> 00:55:14.486 You take a look at that seismic report? 00:55:14.645 --> 00:55:15.862 What about it? 00:55:16.021 --> 00:55:17.489 I think we're pushing a little too hard. 00:55:17.648 --> 00:55:19.525 Oh, now you think we pushed a little too hard. 00:55:19.691 --> 00:55:21.159 Yesterday you tell me to triple the RPMs. 00:55:21.318 --> 00:55:22.615 Now you think we pushed too hard. 00:55:22.778 --> 00:55:23.825 Look, don't sweat it. 00:55:23.987 --> 00:55:25.330 Tomorrow they're cementing the pylons. 00:55:25.489 --> 00:55:26.957 The only thing you have to worry about 00:55:27.115 --> 00:55:28.458 is where to spend that big bonus. 00:55:28.617 --> 00:55:31.370 Ah, the old lady wants to go into the city to see "Phantom." 00:55:31.537 --> 00:55:32.880 - Again. - "Phantom." 00:55:33.038 --> 00:55:35.632 Not me, man. I'm going to Vegas. 00:55:35.791 --> 00:55:37.714 What is that? 00:55:39.795 --> 00:55:42.594 - Nothing. - What do you mean nothing? 00:55:42.756 --> 00:55:44.679 Right there. You don't see that? What is that? 00:55:45.968 --> 00:55:47.845 It's probably bluefish. Who cares? 00:55:48.011 --> 00:55:50.480 It's the Fourth of July and I got a barbecue to get to. 00:55:50.639 --> 00:55:51.982 - Come on. - Richie, I'm telling you 00:55:52.140 --> 00:55:54.017 there's something in the water right there. 00:55:54.184 --> 00:55:56.733 Hey, I'm going to check it out before the drill. 00:55:56.895 --> 00:55:58.317 Mike, where you going? 00:56:00.190 --> 00:56:02.318 I'm telling you, Richie, something's down there. 00:56:02.484 --> 00:56:04.452 I'm going to check it out. I'll check the drill later. 00:56:04.611 --> 00:56:06.113 (air hisses) 00:56:11.869 --> 00:56:13.462 Mike. 00:56:18.292 --> 00:56:19.293 Mike. 00:56:19.459 --> 00:56:20.585 What, are you bobbing for apples? Come on. Get your gear. 00:56:20.752 --> 00:56:22.220 Let's get out of here. I'm starving. 00:56:25.966 --> 00:56:28.344 All right, I'm coming. I'm coming. What's your rush? 00:56:28.510 --> 00:56:29.887 Come on, Mike. 00:56:32.264 --> 00:56:34.392 Mike, stop messing around. 00:56:37.060 --> 00:56:38.733 What the...? 00:56:38.896 --> 00:56:39.897 - Mike! - Richie! 00:56:40.063 --> 00:56:42.111 - Mike! Mike! - Something's got me, Rich! 00:56:42.274 --> 00:56:44.117 - Mike! Mike! - Pull me out! Ow! Ow! 00:56:44.276 --> 00:56:45.698 Mike! Mike! 00:56:45.861 --> 00:56:47.408 (Screams) 00:56:49.698 --> 00:56:52.247 (electricity crackling) 00:57:01.084 --> 00:57:03.086 (thumping) 00:57:15.766 --> 00:57:17.484 Yo, what's the deal with you and Nooki, bro? 00:57:17.643 --> 00:57:19.020 Either you're totally into each other, 00:57:19.186 --> 00:57:21.314 or she's giving Bradford a lap dance. What's up with that? 00:57:21.480 --> 00:57:24.199 I mean, you guys been, what, off and on for over a year now? 00:57:24.358 --> 00:57:26.486 Yeah. I screwed up, Donnie. So what? 00:57:26.652 --> 00:57:28.245 - All right. - You think? 00:57:28.403 --> 00:57:30.405 I'm just at the club hanging out, 00:57:30.572 --> 00:57:32.245 and De'Angela comes up. She starts rubbing up against me. 00:57:32.407 --> 00:57:33.875 I mean, what am I supposed to do? 00:57:34.034 --> 00:57:36.628 I think you should let Nooki know how you feel, that's all. 00:57:36.787 --> 00:57:39.085 Yeah, she's maybe putting on the drama queen act, bro. 00:57:39.247 --> 00:57:42.592 But I'm telling you, that meatball's totally crazy about you. 00:57:42.751 --> 00:57:45.470 - Yeah, right. - Well, so then get over it. 00:57:45.629 --> 00:57:47.973 Either say you're sorry or go hook up with someone new. 00:57:48.131 --> 00:57:50.225 Oh, I don't think he wants to do that, Paulie. 00:57:50.384 --> 00:57:51.727 Wait. Do you? 00:57:51.885 --> 00:57:53.979 Look, you morons, 00:57:54.137 --> 00:57:56.435 we got enough problems with those sharks out there. 00:57:56.598 --> 00:57:57.941 I don't need any more. 00:57:58.100 --> 00:57:59.773 - Now, are we pumped? - Yeah. 00:57:59.935 --> 00:58:01.562 - Are you guys ready? - Yeah. 00:58:01.728 --> 00:58:03.401 Well, we got work to do, so come on. 00:58:03.563 --> 00:58:04.610 Come on, let's go. 00:58:14.700 --> 00:58:16.543 (Screaming) 00:58:19.413 --> 00:58:22.257 We're taking the yacht out to the Cove later this afternoon. 00:58:22.416 --> 00:58:24.760 Full bar, rocking music. 00:58:24.918 --> 00:58:26.420 Come on. What do you say? 00:58:28.588 --> 00:58:30.431 Dock number's on the back. 00:58:39.391 --> 00:58:42.486 This is Shore Air One. All clear. 00:58:42.644 --> 00:58:45.898 This is Harbor Two. Nothing here. 00:58:46.064 --> 00:58:47.407 Copy that. 00:58:47.566 --> 00:58:49.364 (Helicopter whirring) 00:58:51.778 --> 00:58:53.451 - Fins. Look for fins. - I know what to look for. 00:58:53.613 --> 00:58:54.865 I know what to look for. 00:58:55.032 --> 00:58:57.785 (ringtone plays) 00:58:57.951 --> 00:58:59.828 Yo, Complication. 00:58:59.995 --> 00:59:02.168 - Anything? - No, nothing. 00:59:02.330 --> 00:59:03.673 But we're looking. 00:59:03.832 --> 00:59:05.880 I'll holler at you if we see anything. 00:59:15.343 --> 00:59:18.597 - TC, I really need to talk to you. - Not now, De'Angela. 00:59:18.764 --> 00:59:21.062 Look, about the other night, we didn't do anything. 00:59:21.224 --> 00:59:23.477 I mean, I wanted to, but you passed out, 00:59:23.643 --> 00:59:25.737 and I slept on your bed. That's it. 00:59:25.896 --> 00:59:27.239 I'm sorry. 00:59:27.397 --> 00:59:28.990 Really? 00:59:29.149 --> 00:59:32.278 Hey, De'Angela. Hey, come on, let's go. 00:59:32.444 --> 00:59:35.072 Later, TC. 00:59:36.740 --> 00:59:39.744 '(Spanks) '(giggles) 00:59:42.746 --> 00:59:45.340 He knew De'Angela and I went to high school together. 00:59:45.499 --> 00:59:47.501 How could he do that? 00:59:47.667 --> 00:59:49.715 Look, I don't mean any offense, 00:59:49.878 --> 00:59:52.722 but these guidos, they got no potential. 00:59:52.881 --> 00:59:54.508 No kidding. 00:59:54.674 --> 00:59:56.392 I feel such a tool. 00:59:56.551 --> 00:59:58.849 I always fall for guys like that, you know? 00:59:59.012 --> 01:00:02.016 'Cause I'm attracted to the muscles, the tight abs. 01:00:02.182 --> 01:00:03.354 Don't even get me started with the hair. 01:00:03.517 --> 01:00:04.985 - There's a lot more to it than that. - I know. 01:00:05.143 --> 01:00:06.816 You need a guy who's gonna take care of you. 01:00:06.978 --> 01:00:08.275 Ain't that the truth. 01:00:08.438 --> 01:00:10.315 What are you doing later today? 01:00:10.482 --> 01:00:12.075 Why? 01:00:12.234 --> 01:00:14.236 A couple of my friends and I are taking my stepfa... 01:00:14.402 --> 01:00:16.404 my yacht out to the Cove. 01:00:16.571 --> 01:00:18.289 Should be a good time. 01:00:18.448 --> 01:00:19.950 You should come with us. 01:00:20.117 --> 01:00:22.586 Ain't there some kind of rule against that sort of thing? 01:00:22.744 --> 01:00:26.248 For a beautiful girl like you, rules are meant to be broken. 01:00:28.416 --> 01:00:30.544 (slurps) 01:00:32.796 --> 01:00:34.218 - Hey, hey, hold on. - Looks good. 01:00:34.381 --> 01:00:36.850 Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey. Listen, sweetheart, 01:00:37.008 --> 01:00:39.056 I know you want to cool off those hot honkers, 01:00:39.219 --> 01:00:41.221 but you should stay out of the water. 01:00:41.388 --> 01:00:42.810 Wow. 01:00:42.973 --> 01:00:44.975 - They're amazingly real-like. - Pig! 01:00:45.142 --> 01:00:48.112 - Wow. - What did I do? 01:00:48.270 --> 01:00:49.897 - The worst. - What? 01:00:50.063 --> 01:00:51.565 You better get on your game. 01:01:13.753 --> 01:01:15.255 All right. Get on up there. 01:01:15.422 --> 01:01:17.174 Girls, just leave your bags and purses and stuff 01:01:17.340 --> 01:01:18.842 down in the cabin, all right? 01:01:20.010 --> 01:01:22.854 Not bad, right? I think it will do. 01:01:23.013 --> 01:01:25.015 Are you sure this is a good idea? 01:01:25.182 --> 01:01:26.650 What are you talking about? 01:01:26.808 --> 01:01:29.607 Going to the Cove with sharks in the water? 01:01:29.769 --> 01:01:31.362 This is something we've been planning. 01:01:31.521 --> 01:01:33.398 Do you know how much ass I had to kiss 01:01:33.565 --> 01:01:35.863 to get my stepfather to let us use this yacht? 01:01:36.026 --> 01:01:37.369 I don't know, man. 01:01:37.527 --> 01:01:39.950 Even if there are 1,000 sharks out there, 01:01:40.113 --> 01:01:42.207 this thing's a tank, pal. 01:01:42.365 --> 01:01:44.083 Nothing can touch us. 01:01:44.242 --> 01:01:46.370 Besides... 01:01:46.536 --> 01:01:48.538 I got a special guest coming. 01:01:57.255 --> 01:01:59.303 Is this a joke? 01:01:59.466 --> 01:02:01.685 What's the guido expression? 01:02:01.843 --> 01:02:03.937 DTF? 01:02:04.095 --> 01:02:06.268 I get it. You're going to hell, buddy. 01:02:06.431 --> 01:02:08.229 Oh, it's way too late for me. 01:02:09.559 --> 01:02:10.902 This is your boat? 01:02:11.061 --> 01:02:12.278 Yeah. 01:02:12.437 --> 01:02:14.280 You... 01:02:14.439 --> 01:02:16.612 look incredible. 01:02:16.775 --> 01:02:18.869 I know. 01:02:19.027 --> 01:02:20.495 Hey, why don't you go on UP? 01:02:20.654 --> 01:02:22.031 - Okay. - Make yourself comfortable. 01:02:22.197 --> 01:02:23.915 Help yourself to some champagne. 01:02:24.074 --> 01:02:25.371 - Let me help you. - Okay. 01:02:25.533 --> 01:02:26.876 Spencer, 01:02:27.035 --> 01:02:28.912 please help the beautiful lady with her bag, will you? 01:02:29.079 --> 01:02:30.422 Absolutely. 01:02:31.998 --> 01:02:33.466 Oh, my God. Okay. 01:02:33.625 --> 01:02:35.252 It's good. (chuckles) 01:02:35.418 --> 01:02:36.920 Bon voyage. 01:02:42.259 --> 01:02:44.261 Let's get this show underway! 01:02:44.427 --> 01:02:47.055 ♪ Ticktock, man, the world keeps spinning ♪ 01:02:47.222 --> 01:02:49.600 ♪ Ticktock, man, the world keeps spinning ♪ 01:02:49.766 --> 01:02:51.894 ♪ And the world keeps spinning ♪ 01:02:52.060 --> 01:02:54.233 ♪ Ticktock, yeah, the world keeps spinning ♪ 01:02:55.230 --> 01:02:56.777 ♪ The world keeps spinning ♪ 01:02:56.940 --> 01:02:59.693 ♪ Ticktock, man, the world keeps spinning ♪ 01:02:59.859 --> 01:03:03.238 ♪ And the world keeps spinning ♪ 01:03:03.405 --> 01:03:06.750 ♪ Unh, don't believe what you see on the TV screen ♪ 01:03:06.908 --> 01:03:08.956 ♪ Or anything that you read in a magazine I 01:03:09.119 --> 01:03:10.962 ♪ Kind of hard when you ain't ever had a thing ♪ 01:03:11.121 --> 01:03:13.965 ♪ Look in shorty's eyes, you can see that he have a dream ♪ 01:03:14.124 --> 01:03:16.843 ♪ To move solo, get the money, 'cause it's 'bout the cream ♪ 01:03:17.002 --> 01:03:19.096 ♪ By any means, yes, I do really got to scheme ♪ 01:03:19.254 --> 01:03:21.006 ♪ Uh-huh, see, he addicted to the fast life ♪ 01:03:21.172 --> 01:03:24.016 ♪ Had no cash when he passed through his past life ♪ 01:03:24.175 --> 01:03:26.553 ♪ Yeah, he did a little wrong, never asked twice I 01:03:26.720 --> 01:03:29.189 ♪ Top of the world, do you really know what that's like? ♪ 01:03:29.347 --> 01:03:31.395 ♪ Having such a good time when the fun stops ♪ 01:03:31.558 --> 01:03:32.559 ♪ Walking from the club... ♪ 01:03:32.726 --> 01:03:34.979 Check it out, baby. 01:03:35.145 --> 01:03:36.397 Eight-pack. 01:03:36.563 --> 01:03:37.985 You know you want to take a picture. 01:03:38.148 --> 01:03:39.445 Mmm. 01:03:39.607 --> 01:03:41.609 This one's for my hunk album. 01:03:41.776 --> 01:03:44.325 Yeah, baby. 01:03:46.614 --> 01:03:47.740 (Roars) 01:03:47.907 --> 01:03:49.534 (both screaming) 01:03:51.369 --> 01:03:53.792 Oh. my God! 01:03:53.955 --> 01:03:56.549 Help! He")! Help me! 01:03:58.418 --> 01:04:01.137 (Crowd screaming) 01:04:09.471 --> 01:04:11.394 (screams) 01:04:11.556 --> 01:04:12.899 Come on! We got to save those girls. 01:04:13.058 --> 01:04:14.059 - Let's go! - Wait! 01:04:14.225 --> 01:04:16.273 My stupid shoe. 01:04:19.356 --> 01:04:22.326 Get out of the water! Sharks! 01:04:22.484 --> 01:04:24.782 Get them out of there. Right now! Hurry up! 01:04:24.944 --> 01:04:28.414 Come on! Get out! Come on, kids. Come on. Come on. 01:04:28.573 --> 01:04:30.996 Let's go! Let's go! 01:04:41.836 --> 01:04:43.588 (Screaming) 01:05:01.940 --> 01:05:04.659 MY hero! 01:05:04.818 --> 01:05:08.038 Oh, thank you. Thank you. 01:05:08.196 --> 01:05:11.040 (Groaning) 01:05:20.583 --> 01:05:22.301 What did you see? 01:05:22.460 --> 01:05:24.258 It was crazy. I was just sitting on the beach, right, 01:05:24.421 --> 01:05:26.423 and out of nowhere, this big white shark 01:05:26.589 --> 01:05:27.886 with these bloodred eyes just popped up. 01:05:28.049 --> 01:05:29.517 Will you ever go in the water again? 01:05:29.676 --> 01:05:32.225 You kidding me? I can't even take a shower. 01:05:32.387 --> 01:05:34.606 Pound it. Explode it. Rain it down. 01:05:34.764 --> 01:05:36.937 Good job, guys- 01:05:37.100 --> 01:05:39.523 Thank God. You guys are okay. 01:05:39.686 --> 01:05:41.609 Where the hell's Nooki? 01:05:43.731 --> 01:05:45.779 Where is she? 01:05:45.942 --> 01:05:48.661 She just texted me. She's at the Cove. 01:05:48.820 --> 01:05:49.912 - The cove? - Yeah. 01:05:50.071 --> 01:05:51.914 She's with Bradford on his yacht. 01:05:52.073 --> 01:05:53.495 - She's with Bradford? - Yeah. 01:05:53.658 --> 01:05:56.878 - On a boat? - With those things out there? 01:05:57.036 --> 01:05:59.835 Go ahead. Go on. 01:05:59.998 --> 01:06:02.126 - Come on! - Where we going, bro? 01:06:02.292 --> 01:06:04.886 To set my girl. 01:06:06.254 --> 01:06:08.348 Let's go. 01:06:08.506 --> 01:06:11.009 Be careful. 01:06:12.343 --> 01:06:14.812 It's a Jersey Shore shark attack. 01:06:14.971 --> 01:06:16.223 Several people are dead, 01:06:16.389 --> 01:06:19.518 dozens are wounded, and it's all on the Fourth of July. 01:06:19.684 --> 01:06:21.903 Right now, everyone from Sandy Hook to Beach Haven 01:06:22.061 --> 01:06:25.941 are being warned, "Yo, stay away from the water, bro." 01:06:28.985 --> 01:06:31.864 All right, grab as much as you can carry. 01:06:33.364 --> 01:06:35.241 TC, your father's going to have your balls for this. 01:06:35.408 --> 01:06:36.910 I'll take my chances, Paulie. 01:06:37.076 --> 01:06:38.419 Now let's do this. 01:06:38.578 --> 01:06:42.378 Now that's what I'm talking about, bro. 01:06:46.544 --> 01:06:48.592 All right, let's hurry up. 01:06:53.676 --> 01:06:55.178 We good, bro? 01:06:56.971 --> 01:06:58.473 Almost. 01:07:01.851 --> 01:07:03.478 Now we're good. 01:07:07.273 --> 01:07:10.402 Hey, don't worry, bro. We'll get her back. 01:07:10.568 --> 01:07:13.447 Come on. Let's fish-fry these mofos. 01:07:23.957 --> 01:07:26.585 T, you're not going to seriously hot-wire a police boat, are you? 01:07:26.751 --> 01:07:28.253 Of course not. 01:07:32.632 --> 01:07:34.225 I got this. 01:07:40.515 --> 01:07:41.983 Let's roll! 01:07:48.022 --> 01:07:50.946 Spencer: Hey, it's not the Cove, but does this work, skipper? 01:07:51.109 --> 01:07:53.862 (Hip-hop music playing) 01:07:54.028 --> 01:07:56.952 This looks good. Drop anchor. 01:07:57.115 --> 01:07:58.833 Aye, aye, captain. 01:08:09.252 --> 01:08:11.505 (Bass thumping) 01:08:18.344 --> 01:08:21.018 - Hi. - Hi. 01:08:24.058 --> 01:08:26.106 You know, some of the girls are going to go skinny-dipping. 01:08:26.269 --> 01:08:28.021 Yeah, not this meatball. 01:08:28.187 --> 01:08:29.609 This is how we do it. 01:08:29.772 --> 01:08:31.774 The best food, best drink, 01:08:31.941 --> 01:08:33.363 best everything. 01:08:36.404 --> 01:08:39.248 - I can't. - Of course you can. 01:08:39.407 --> 01:08:41.626 I should work on my tan. 01:08:41.784 --> 01:08:44.412 Can't let this good sun go to waste. 01:08:44.579 --> 01:08:46.502 Allow me. 01:08:46.664 --> 01:08:49.417 Thanks, but I can manage myself. 01:08:49.584 --> 01:08:51.257 It's 'cause of TC, isn't it? 01:08:52.337 --> 01:08:54.135 He can't give you half the things I can. 01:08:54.297 --> 01:08:57.141 You want new shoes for every day of the year? Done. 01:08:57.300 --> 01:08:58.677 New clothes? Done. 01:08:58.843 --> 01:09:00.937 All you have to do is ask. 01:09:01.095 --> 01:09:03.314 TC needs two-for-one coupons to buy a pizza. 01:09:03.473 --> 01:09:06.852 Why are you Waspy guys so materialistic? 01:09:08.478 --> 01:09:09.855 We own all the material. 01:09:10.021 --> 01:09:12.570 (Scoffs) Whatever. 01:09:14.484 --> 01:09:17.237 Hey, you should join me up on the sundeck. 01:09:17.403 --> 01:09:20.657 - Clothing optional. - Yeah, I'll pass. 01:09:26.120 --> 01:09:28.964 Hey, buddy, you got a problem. 01:09:33.002 --> 01:09:34.595 What the hell do you think you're doing? 01:09:34.754 --> 01:09:36.006 Penelope. 01:09:36.172 --> 01:09:37.640 We get into one little fight, 01:09:37.799 --> 01:09:39.676 and you go slumming it with a guidette? 01:09:39.842 --> 01:09:41.185 What are you talking about? 01:09:41.344 --> 01:09:43.722 What guidette? 01:09:44.889 --> 01:09:46.311 I guess that would be me. 01:09:46.474 --> 01:09:49.318 Why don't you invite her to join us up on the sundeck? 01:09:49.477 --> 01:09:51.821 Clothing optional. 01:09:51.979 --> 01:09:53.276 Isn't that what you said? 01:09:53.439 --> 01:09:56.818 I was... I was just kidding around. 01:09:56.984 --> 01:09:58.281 What's the matter? 01:09:58.444 --> 01:10:00.071 You don't want to oil me up anymore? 01:10:00.238 --> 01:10:02.536 I'm going to put all those kickboxing classes to good use. 01:10:02.699 --> 01:10:05.043 (laughs) Hear that? She's going to kick your ass. 01:10:05.201 --> 01:10:08.000 No, I'm talking to you, Bradford. 01:10:08.162 --> 01:10:10.415 (Groaning) 01:10:10.581 --> 01:10:12.333 - (chuckles) - (groans) 01:10:18.506 --> 01:10:21.055 Behind you. Behind you! There's a shark! 01:10:21.217 --> 01:10:23.561 You think I'm going to fall for that? 01:10:24.971 --> 01:10:26.268 (Screams) 01:10:26.431 --> 01:10:28.729 (clamoring) 01:10:28.891 --> 01:10:30.234 Oh, my God. 01:10:30.393 --> 01:10:31.986 Raise the anchor. 01:10:32.145 --> 01:10:33.647 Start the boat. 01:10:39.861 --> 01:10:41.363 (Screams) 01:10:44.699 --> 01:10:46.042 We got to go. 01:10:46.200 --> 01:10:47.952 - Start it! - I'm trying to start it. 01:10:49.495 --> 01:10:51.873 Everyone, get to the center of the boat! 01:10:52.039 --> 01:10:54.258 It won't start. 01:10:54.417 --> 01:10:57.045 What are you doing? What are you doing? 01:10:57.211 --> 01:10:58.929 I'm calling my stepfather. 01:11:00.715 --> 01:11:02.217 No bars? Are you kidding me? 01:11:12.018 --> 01:11:13.645 (Grunting) Sharks! 01:11:15.980 --> 01:11:17.903 Fricking sharks. 01:11:21.569 --> 01:11:24.288 - Start. Start. - Lt won't start. 01:11:24.447 --> 01:11:25.949 - Start it! - Lt won't start. 01:11:28.785 --> 01:11:30.503 What about the anchor? 01:11:30.661 --> 01:11:32.163 I'll buy another one. 01:11:53.601 --> 01:11:56.445 (Clamoring) 01:11:56.604 --> 01:11:59.778 Spencer, where's my purse so I can call for help? 01:11:59.941 --> 01:12:02.490 Everything's downstairs. Just check the cabin. 01:12:14.413 --> 01:12:17.587 Cw! 01:12:26.843 --> 01:12:29.016 Somebody! 01:12:36.894 --> 01:12:39.488 - (Wood creaks) - What the hell was that? 01:12:43.401 --> 01:12:45.199 Nooki: Somebody! 01:12:46.362 --> 01:12:48.205 Somebody help me! 01:12:48.364 --> 01:12:49.911 I'm stuck. 01:12:50.074 --> 01:12:51.701 My foot is stuck! 01:12:51.868 --> 01:12:53.996 Hey, get off the rail! Get out of here! Come on! 01:12:54.161 --> 01:12:56.334 Get away. Get away. Get away. Get away. 01:12:56.497 --> 01:12:59.046 Come on, move! Move! Move! Get out of here! 01:13:04.380 --> 01:13:06.303 Oh, my God. 01:13:06.465 --> 01:13:07.967 Get off! 01:13:13.389 --> 01:13:15.232 My God. 01:13:19.604 --> 01:13:21.402 Let 'em have it. 01:13:31.490 --> 01:13:33.208 (Gasping) 01:13:33.367 --> 01:13:35.040 Somebody! 01:13:36.996 --> 01:13:39.340 Donnie: Wow. Look at that. 01:13:39.498 --> 01:13:41.171 BJ: Oh, my God. It's sinking. 01:13:41.334 --> 01:13:44.178 Paulie, get us closer! 01:13:44.337 --> 01:13:45.759 You got it. 01:13:45.922 --> 01:13:47.469 I issued those permits 01:13:47.632 --> 01:13:49.600 based on the condition that you would limit the drilling. 01:13:49.759 --> 01:13:51.102 You issued those permits 01:13:51.260 --> 01:13:53.012 so I would bankroll the face-lift of your town. 01:13:53.179 --> 01:13:54.522 You both knew? 01:13:54.680 --> 01:13:56.273 What? What do you want? 01:13:56.432 --> 01:13:59.276 Town ordinance. It's been on the books since 1916. 01:13:59.435 --> 01:14:02.063 "In light of strong evidence that underwater construction 01:14:02.229 --> 01:14:04.857 around the boardwalk may disrupt local sea life, 01:14:05.024 --> 01:14:07.072 all underwater drilling below sea level 01:14:07.234 --> 01:14:08.827 is strictly prohibited." 01:14:08.986 --> 01:14:10.988 Does that sound familiar to you, Patrick? 01:14:11.155 --> 01:14:14.034 Hey, I take the risks, fella, so you can reap the rewards. 01:14:14.200 --> 01:14:15.793 No, no, no. I heard you tell Patrick 01:14:15.952 --> 01:14:18.205 - you paid him off for those permits. - Hey, hold on a minute. 01:14:18.371 --> 01:14:21.375 Even when you saw what was happening, people were dying, 01:14:21.540 --> 01:14:23.668 Patrick, you kept drilling. You just kept going! 01:14:23.834 --> 01:14:26.804 For the record, I warned him about the drilling. 01:14:26.963 --> 01:14:29.762 No, no, no, no. It's too late. I'm going public with this. 01:14:29.924 --> 01:14:33.019 Hey, hey, hey, fella, remember, one hand washes the other. 01:14:33.177 --> 01:14:36.101 Well, my hands are clean in this. 01:14:43.187 --> 01:14:44.655 Boom! There they are. 01:14:44.814 --> 01:14:46.862 - Over here! - Over here! 01:14:47.024 --> 01:14:48.276 - Over here! - Look out! 01:14:48.442 --> 01:14:49.785 Fins in the water. 01:14:49.944 --> 01:14:51.867 - Showtime. - BJ: Yay, guns. 01:14:52.029 --> 01:14:53.406 - Here you go. - Yay! Ohh! 01:14:53.572 --> 01:14:55.916 - Here you go, babe. - Let's go. 01:14:56.075 --> 01:14:57.918 We got to get those people off the yacht. 01:15:00.913 --> 01:15:03.257 - There's one! - Get it, T! 01:15:04.834 --> 01:15:07.007 Whoa! 01:15:07.169 --> 01:15:08.261 Oh! Oh! 01:15:08.421 --> 01:15:10.389 Oh! I 90¢ one! I 90¢ one! 01:15:10.548 --> 01:15:12.676 - Nice shot, babe. - Let's go! 01:15:12.842 --> 01:15:13.843 Yo, they're everywhere! 01:15:14.010 --> 01:15:16.729 J-Moni: OMG, look at that. 01:15:19.056 --> 01:15:20.854 I hate sharks! 01:15:23.269 --> 01:15:24.896 - Yeah! - Yeah! 01:15:25.062 --> 01:15:27.156 - Rain it down. - Rain it down. 01:15:29.400 --> 01:15:32.404 - For JP! - Watch your back! 01:15:40.953 --> 01:15:44.002 Say hello to my little friend! 01:15:48.377 --> 01:15:49.879 Oh!! 01:15:51.964 --> 01:15:54.342 Boy, the frigging thing just dented my shoe. 01:15:54.508 --> 01:15:56.727 I just got these things. 01:16:01.223 --> 01:16:03.271 Whoo! 01:16:09.815 --> 01:16:12.785 Paulie, bring us along the side. 01:16:14.612 --> 01:16:17.331 - This good? - Abandon ship! 01:16:17.490 --> 01:16:20.209 - Go! - Whoo! 01:16:22.620 --> 01:16:24.338 Nooki! 01:16:26.082 --> 01:16:27.425 Where the hell is Nooki? 01:16:27.583 --> 01:16:29.051 How the hell should I know? 01:16:29.210 --> 01:16:31.008 Nooki! 01:16:33.422 --> 01:16:34.799 - Let's go. Get 'em on. - Come on. 01:16:34.965 --> 01:16:36.467 - Ah, thanks, man. - No problem. 01:16:38.761 --> 01:16:39.853 - Here you go. - Hurry it up. 01:16:40.012 --> 01:16:41.059 Oh, I like your shoes. 01:16:41.222 --> 01:16:43.441 - Hurry it up. - Excellent, buddy. 01:16:47.520 --> 01:16:50.194 Help! Somebody! 01:16:51.899 --> 01:16:53.993 - TC: Nooki! - TC! 01:16:54.151 --> 01:16:56.449 I'm down here! 01:16:59.281 --> 01:17:00.453 Help me! 01:17:02.618 --> 01:17:04.666 TC! Oh, my God. 01:17:04.829 --> 01:17:06.376 - My foot's stuck. - Okay. 01:17:06.539 --> 01:17:08.541 - Yeah, my foot, it's stuck. - All right. All right. 01:17:08.707 --> 01:17:11.051 - Hang tight. - Okay. Okay. 01:17:13.337 --> 01:17:15.590 That's it. 01:17:17.216 --> 01:17:18.308 (People screaming) 01:17:18.467 --> 01:17:21.095 Reporter: The boardwalk is under attack. 01:17:21.262 --> 01:17:24.106 I repeat, the sharks are attacking the boardwalk. 01:17:24.265 --> 01:17:26.939 Whatever you do, don't come down here, yo. 01:17:32.898 --> 01:17:35.492 Get your asses off the pier, damn it! 01:17:35.651 --> 01:17:37.995 Hurry! Hurry! 01:17:44.743 --> 01:17:46.871 (Gasping) 01:17:47.997 --> 01:17:49.874 That's it. 01:17:52.418 --> 01:17:53.670 That's it. 01:17:54.712 --> 01:17:55.804 (Screams) Oh, my God! 01:17:55.963 --> 01:17:57.465 There's a shark! There's a shark! 01:17:57.631 --> 01:17:59.053 Okay. 01:18:12.146 --> 01:18:13.443 Oh, my God. 01:18:15.024 --> 01:18:16.901 Oh, my God. 01:18:21.280 --> 01:18:22.623 You came for me? 01:18:22.781 --> 01:18:25.000 And a few other hotties. 01:18:25.159 --> 01:18:26.502 (Chuckles) 01:18:26.660 --> 01:18:29.288 There's only one hottie left on this boat. 01:18:38.214 --> 01:18:43.721 I love you, Nicolina Angela Santamaria. 01:18:45.888 --> 01:18:50.519 I love youse, too, Gino Giuseppe Santino Moretti. 01:18:57.066 --> 01:18:58.488 - Come on. - Oh, God. 01:18:58.651 --> 01:19:00.619 Come on. Let's bounce. 01:19:00.778 --> 01:19:02.280 - Okay. - Hang on. 01:19:03.572 --> 01:19:05.290 (Screaming continues) 01:19:07.368 --> 01:19:08.665 (electricity crackles) 01:19:21.924 --> 01:19:24.052 (screams) 01:19:32.101 --> 01:19:35.230 What do you say, babe? Think we can make it? 01:19:37.398 --> 01:19:39.275 After you. 01:19:41.694 --> 01:19:43.537 - Let's go. - Oh, poor baby. 01:19:43.696 --> 01:19:45.619 - Come on, meatball. - Nooki. 01:19:45.781 --> 01:19:47.249 Oh, gosh, we were so worried about you. 01:19:47.408 --> 01:19:49.752 - All right, we good? - Let's get the hell out of here! 01:19:49.910 --> 01:19:51.912 Bradford: Wait! Don't leave me! 01:19:52.079 --> 01:19:54.923 I say we let him go down with the ship, bro. 01:19:55.082 --> 01:19:57.210 We can't just leave him there. 01:19:57.376 --> 01:19:58.673 What, are you serious? 01:19:58.836 --> 01:20:02.841 That's the difference between us and them. 01:20:05.592 --> 01:20:07.560 (Gasps) 01:20:12.433 --> 01:20:14.902 - I got it. Watch out. - (screaming) 01:20:18.147 --> 01:20:19.740 Yeah! 01:20:21.692 --> 01:20:23.285 - Come on. - You all right? 01:20:34.663 --> 01:20:36.506 Moretti: Sharks have been spotted in the marina. 01:20:36.665 --> 01:20:38.258 All harbor units, respond. 01:20:38.417 --> 01:20:40.169 TC: Let's go get 'em, guys! 01:20:40.336 --> 01:20:42.054 - Here we go! - Yo, I got 'em! 01:20:42.212 --> 01:20:43.338 They're right here around the corner. 01:20:43.505 --> 01:20:44.848 - OMG. - There they are. 01:20:45.007 --> 01:20:46.350 Come on, Donnie, let's get those sharks. 01:20:46.508 --> 01:20:49.011 - Paulie, slow the boat! - Okay, we got this. 01:20:49.178 --> 01:20:50.680 - Oh, look! I see one. - Hey! 01:20:52.389 --> 01:20:53.732 I've never fired a gun before. 01:20:53.891 --> 01:20:56.815 It's like a water gun with a little more kick. 01:20:56.977 --> 01:20:58.069 Nooki, you ready? 01:20:58.228 --> 01:21:01.448 - Oh, my God. - Yo, right there! 01:21:01.607 --> 01:21:04.486 - Nice shot. - Oh, no, you didn't. 01:21:05.486 --> 01:21:08.410 - Sharks don't stand a chance. - Watch your back. 01:21:08.572 --> 01:21:10.165 There's one right there. 01:21:10.324 --> 01:21:12.793 Go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Everybody off! 01:21:12.951 --> 01:21:16.296 Everybody off! Come on, let's go! Let's go! 01:21:16.455 --> 01:21:18.924 Help! Somebody help me! 01:21:19.083 --> 01:21:21.051 Help me! 01:21:21.210 --> 01:21:22.837 (Coughs) 01:21:24.004 --> 01:21:25.506 Help me! 01:21:26.632 --> 01:21:28.634 Tommy, take these. Take these. 01:21:28.801 --> 01:21:30.644 - Take that. - J-Moni. 01:21:30.803 --> 01:21:33.101 Crack that mother. Crack him. 01:21:33.263 --> 01:21:34.560 Whoo! 01:21:34.723 --> 01:21:36.817 - That's what I'm talking about. - Oh, you like that? 01:21:38.143 --> 01:21:40.020 Come on, swim! 01:21:40.187 --> 01:21:41.609 Swim! 01:21:41.772 --> 01:21:44.150 Help me! Someone! 01:21:44.316 --> 01:21:46.114 Come on, swim! 01:22:01.708 --> 01:22:03.506 Paulie: Yo, TC! It's your dad! 01:22:09.967 --> 01:22:11.935 Moretti: Kick! 01:22:24.773 --> 01:22:26.616 - I'm out. - I'm out of ammo. You? 01:22:26.775 --> 01:22:28.448 - Paulie? - I'm out. 01:22:29.778 --> 01:22:31.280 HEY 01:22:33.323 --> 01:22:34.870 Make it count. 01:22:53.552 --> 01:22:56.476 Smile, you stupid fish. 01:22:58.432 --> 01:22:59.900 (Roars) 01:23:00.058 --> 01:23:01.901 - Yeah! - Yeah! 01:23:02.060 --> 01:23:04.279 Yeah! 01:23:04.438 --> 01:23:07.157 - Whoo! - That's right, TC! 01:23:09.234 --> 01:23:12.829 Come on! Come on! 01:23:12.988 --> 01:23:14.740 Come on and grab her. 01:23:14.907 --> 01:23:16.409 Put her there. Right here. Right here. 01:23:17.951 --> 01:23:19.749 I got you, babe. 01:23:19.912 --> 01:23:22.085 Come on. 01:23:22.247 --> 01:23:25.171 - Thank you. - Pop! 01:23:27.211 --> 01:23:28.929 L 901 you. 01:23:33.383 --> 01:23:35.602 - Good job, son. - I did good? 01:23:35.761 --> 01:23:37.889 Yeah. You did great. 01:23:48.023 --> 01:23:49.866 (thumping) 01:23:50.025 --> 01:23:52.448 I got to get to that drill. 01:23:52.611 --> 01:23:54.113 Go ahead. Go. 01:23:57.866 --> 01:24:00.039 Everybody okay? You all right? 01:24:00.202 --> 01:24:02.671 I think so, yeah. 01:24:02.829 --> 01:24:04.706 What is he doing? 01:24:19.388 --> 01:24:20.731 Whoo! 01:24:20.889 --> 01:24:22.812 (Cheering) 01:24:26.770 --> 01:24:29.193 Guidos! Guidos! Guidos! 01:24:29.356 --> 01:24:31.950 Guidos! Guidos! 01:24:32.109 --> 01:24:33.986 Guidos! Guidos! 01:24:34.152 --> 01:24:37.076 Guidos! Guidos! Guidos! 01:24:37.239 --> 01:24:38.707 - Whoo! - Guidos! Guidos! 01:24:38.865 --> 01:24:40.788 - TC! - Guidos! 01:24:40.951 --> 01:24:43.545 (Cheering) 01:24:47.207 --> 01:24:49.460 - I got to get my man. - Yeah, baby, you go get him. 01:24:49.626 --> 01:24:50.969 - Go, girl. - You go get him. 01:24:51.128 --> 01:24:52.755 - Yeah! - Whoo! 01:25:06.893 --> 01:25:09.487 We're getting reports that the worst is over. 01:25:09.646 --> 01:25:11.364 The drill has been deactivated, 01:25:11.523 --> 01:25:14.151 and there are currently no signs of shark activity 01:25:14.318 --> 01:25:15.570 here on the Jersey Shore. 01:25:15.736 --> 01:25:17.659 We'll update you in the days ahead 01:25:17.821 --> 01:25:19.789 as the final death toll is calculated. 01:25:19.948 --> 01:25:21.950 Reporting live from Seaside Heights, 01:25:22.117 --> 01:25:23.869 this is... (screams) 01:25:25.120 --> 01:25:27.122 (dance music playing) 01:25:28.457 --> 01:25:30.505 ♪ My body's calling ♪ 01:25:30.667 --> 01:25:33.216 ♪ Right here and now ♪ 01:25:33.378 --> 01:25:35.346 ♪ My intuition's calling I 01:25:35.505 --> 01:25:37.098 ♪ But, boy, I think you're falling ♪ 01:25:37.257 --> 01:25:41.012 ♪ I am predicting that it's going to be tonight, oh ♪ 01:25:41.178 --> 01:25:42.976 ♪ To touch me, oh, so right ♪ 01:25:43.138 --> 01:25:44.856 ♪ Under the moonlight ♪ 01:25:45.015 --> 01:25:48.770 ♪ I predict this party's never going to end, no ♪ 01:25:48.935 --> 01:25:51.484 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh ♪ 01:25:51.647 --> 01:25:53.775 ♪ Where's the party? ♪ 01:25:53.940 --> 01:25:55.487 ♪ Right here, right now ♪ 01:25:55.651 --> 01:25:57.324 ♪ Come on and touch me ♪ 01:25:57.486 --> 01:25:59.238 ♪ Come on and hold me ♪ 01:25:59.404 --> 01:26:00.951 ♪ I need your loving ♪ 01:26:01.114 --> 01:26:03.788 ♪ Baby, touch me right now I 01:26:06.078 --> 01:26:07.921 ♪ I need your loving ♪ 01:26:08.997 --> 01:26:11.420 ♪ Right here, right now ♪ 01:26:11.583 --> 01:26:13.631 T MY, my, my body's waiting I 01:26:13.794 --> 01:26:15.467 ♪ And I'm anticipating ♪ 01:26:15.629 --> 01:26:16.676 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 01:26:16.838 --> 01:26:19.261 ♪ My body's craving you tonight, boy ♪ 01:26:19.424 --> 01:26:21.426 ♪ I had a premonition ♪ 01:26:21.593 --> 01:26:23.311 ♪ Lt gave you my permission ♪ 01:26:23.470 --> 01:26:27.350 I To touch me anywhere you wanted to tonight, boy ♪ 01:26:27.516 --> 01:26:29.939 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh ♪ 01:26:30.102 --> 01:26:32.104 ♪ Where's the party? ♪ 01:26:32.270 --> 01:26:33.943 ♪ Right here, right now ♪ 01:26:34.106 --> 01:26:36.200 - ♪ Come on and touch me ♪ - ♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh ♪ 01:26:36.358 --> 01:26:37.905 - ♪ Come on and hold me ♪ - ♪ Hold me I 01:26:38.068 --> 01:26:39.445 ♪ I need your loving ♪ 01:26:39.611 --> 01:26:41.864 ♪ Baby, touch me right now I 01:26:42.030 --> 01:26:44.453 - ♪ Where's the party? ♪ - ♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh ♪ 01:26:44.616 --> 01:26:46.539 - ♪ Whoa, oh ♪ - ♪ The party's started ♪ 01:26:46.702 --> 01:26:49.376 ♪ Started here right now, boy ♪ 01:26:49.538 --> 01:26:52.542 - ♪ Touch me I - ♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh ♪ 01:26:52.708 --> 01:26:54.210 - ♪ Baby ♪ - ♪ Baby, touch me ♪ 01:26:54.376 --> 01:26:56.094 ♪ You know how, you know how ♪ 01:26:56.253 --> 01:26:58.426 ♪ You know how, how, how. ♪