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♪ Yes, I'm gonna be a pop star ♪

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♪ Yes, I'm gonna be
a pop star, now ♪

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♪ Yes, I'm going to be
a pop star ♪

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♪ Oh, Mama,
Mama, see me ♪

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♪ Mama, Mama, see me
I'm a pop star ♪

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♪ Oh ♪

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♪ Yes, I'm goin'
on the TV now, now ♪

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♪ Yes, I'm goin'
on the TV, now ♪

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♪ Yes, I'm goin'
on the TV, now ♪

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♪ Oh, Mama,
Mama, see me ♪

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♪ Mama, Mama,
see me on the TV ♪

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♪ Oh ♪

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♪ Yes, I'm goin'
on my first gig ♪

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♪ Yes, I'm goin'
on my first gig ♪

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♪ Yes, I'm goin'
on my first gig ♪

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♪ Oh, Mama,
Mama, see me ♪

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♪ Mama, Mama,
see me on my first gig ♪

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♪ Oh, listen to me ♪♪

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♪ I drove for miles and miles ♪

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♪ And wound up at your door ♪

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♪ I've had you so many times ♪

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♪ But somehow I want more ♪

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♪ I don't mind
spending every day ♪

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♪ Out on your corner
in the pouring rain ♪

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♪ Look for the girl
with the broken smile ♪

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♪ Ask her if she'd like
to stay for a while ♪

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♪ And she will be loved ♪

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♪ And she will be ♪

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♪ Loved ♪♪

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Mr. Lanz? I'm done.

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No.

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Forgive me. No.

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You're just beginning.

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You liked it?
Liked it?

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You made me
want to swallow poison.

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And forget pitch,
rhythm and tone...

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and emotional attachment
to the lyric or the melody.

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I'm sorry.
I don't think I...

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A grain of sand
slips into an oyster...

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and irritates the bivalve.

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What happens?
A pearl.

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Celine Dion.

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Miss Nicki Minaj.

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Christina Aguilera occasionally.

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All of them deeply,
profoundly irritating.

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Each one of 'em a huge star.

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You, mighty Mo...

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are that irritant.

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So you'll represent me?

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If you'll have me...

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Richie Lanz Management...

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globally, in all markets.

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Welcome to the team.
Thank you! Thank you.

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So $1,200?

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It's just to cover wardrobe,
studio time, gym classes.

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Oh, I go to a gym.

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Want to get you
a good blender too.

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Wow.
I got goose bumps. Me too.

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Oh, personal check.

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- I'm going to say it's okay, Ronnie.
- Yeah.

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Here's our contract.
The only one we'll ever have. Ever.

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My handshake is my word.

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Conning checks from losers.

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Booking cover bands
for bar mitzvahs.

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What happened to
that smile you had, huh?

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That Richie Lanz smile.
What'd you call it?

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Hey, remember, we got
that thing at Pogo's tonight.

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Your "winner's smile."
That's what you called it.

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All those pictures in your office,
you had that grin.

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That grin, man.
You were really something.

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Am.

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Not were, sweetheart. Am.

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Yeah, sure,
I'm taking some hits,

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you know, but this is
all rope-a-dope, baby.

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It looks pretty bad for Richie Lanz
from the cheap seats,

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but I am still
in the goddamn game.

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You know,
this is not forever.

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This is right now.
This is Van Nuys.

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Life's about seeing an open door
and walking right through it.

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Obviously, some asshole has changed
the goddamn locks on me,

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but... there's still
a door there.

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I can see it.

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I have always found a way.
I always will.

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- I mean, how do you think I found Madonna?
- Richie.

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Singing for spare change
in front of Hamburger Hamlet.

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Okay, is this our talk?
Because you promised me...

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after one year
I'd be singing my own songs.

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I don't really...
see that now.

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Wear your Meredith Brooks
outfit tonight, please.

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Door number one. That's you.

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We have to talk, Richie.

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No!
I don't like this!

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We have to rock!

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♪ I hate the world today ♪

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♪ You're so good to me
I know, but I can't change ♪

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♪ Tried to tell you
but you look at me ♪

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♪ Like maybe
I'm an angel underneath ♪

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♪ Innocent and sweet ♪

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♪ Yesterday I cried ♪

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♪ You must have been relieved ♪

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♪ To see the softer side ♪

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♪ I can understand how
you'd be so confused ♪

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What's up, buddy?
She's great, isn't she?

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♪ I don't envy you ♪

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The girl's not that great.
You're too drunk to know.

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♪ All rolled into one ♪

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♪ I'm a bitch
I'm a lover ♪

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♪ I'm a child
I'm a mother ♪

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♪ I'm a sinner
I'm a saint ♪

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- This shit rocks!
- Totally.

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I love this song.
♪ I do not feel ashamed ♪

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It rocks!
It totally rocks.

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Whoo!

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♪ You know you wouldn't
want me any other way ♪

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I got to go check something.
Fuses or watts or something.

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No, no, no.
My man, my man, my man.

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What you gotta do
is bring this shit to Afghanistan.

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Afghanistan. Totally.
Got to.

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USO tour.

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That's me, man.
I book those things.

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This chick,

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opening for Demi goddamn Lovato
and that Solange?

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- The real Solange?
- Hells, yeah. In country, dude.

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Goddamn beautiful
this time of year.

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What time of year is it?

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May.
What?

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I think that it's May.
Kandahar rocks in May.

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Right, right.
Do the whole circuit...

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Herat, Mazar-e Sharif,
two nights in Kunduz, Kabul.

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Do the whole thing.

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You're talking a tour?
A hellacious tour, dude!

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For money?

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How about for your country?

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Hells, yeah. For a ton of money.

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We're at war, dude.

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The faucet is open.

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♪ You do what you do ♪

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- ♪ And don't try to save me ♪
- One, two, three.

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♪ I'm a bitch, I'm a lover ♪

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♪ I'm a child
I'm a mother ♪

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♪ I'm a sinner
I'm a saint ♪

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♪ I do not feel ashamed ♪♪

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Daddy, nobody tours Afghanistan.

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That's not true.
Nobody good.

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Now you're just being cruel.
Aren't you?

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Sweetie, your dad
was a rock tour manager...

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Your dad is
a rock tour manager.

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And this is what
I'm supposed to do.

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I'm supposed to tour
with my act.

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Now yes,
it's a little bit out of town,

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but it's a start.

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The first thing I do
when I arrive,

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I'm going to head directly
to the Kasbah...

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where I will purchase for you...

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They don't have Kasbahs
in Afghanistan.

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What? No rock the Kasbah?

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Somebody is not
going to like that.

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They're in North Africa,
not Afghanistan.

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You are so
your father's daughter.

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Scary smart.

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And you got my looks too.

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You really have
the total package of me.

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Okay, then I'll just go
to the mall...

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and get you one of those stuffed
elephants with the mirrors all over it.

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Just come home.

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Hurry up! Ann Coulter's
gonna dance next!

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I gotta go.
Mmm.

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Dree!

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Dree.

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I love you.

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I love you more.

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Come on.
We're in the homestretch.

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Last leg.

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Come on. This is
just a short two-hour...

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Hell flight!

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It's a hell flight.

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This is a goddamn death trip.

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Forgive me.

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The '85 Bangles tour
was a death trip.

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Susanna Hoffs would not
even talk to her own mother.

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I'm going to hurl.

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What if they hate me?

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They're soldiers.
They'll kill me.

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You want my air?
Here. Take mine.

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No. I want to go home.

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Hey, did I tell you my Stevie Nicks story?
Oh, God.

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It's the Rumours tour.

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Stevie can't go on.

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Stevie won't go on.

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Finally, I can't
stand it anymore.

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I run over to her,
grab her by the shoulders.

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I look her in the eye.
I say:

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"Miss Stevie.
I'm nobody, but I'm a fan."

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And there's a lot of kids
out there tonight just like me...

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fans, who saved all month
to come and hear Stevie Nicks sing.

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"To see Stevie Nicks twirl."

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What happened?

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Yeah. Crazy.
She head-butted me.

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Deviated septum...
that I still have.

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Blood everywhere,
all over both of us.

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But Miss Stevie Nicks went on and
did the show of her life that night.

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And Ms. Ronnie Smiler, I think you are
that same kind of professional.

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I believe in you.
Mmm.

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He believes in you.
Oh, my God.

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You should see the way he
looks at you while you sleep.

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Stop it right now.

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"Not wearing underwear."

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You idiot.
That's what he's thinking.

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- You idiot.
- It's only rock and roll, babe.

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Yeah. Think Aspen.
But, you know, during wartime.

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This is the last of it?
It's not ours.

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Your luggage probably
never made it on the flight.

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It has been known to happen.

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Is there a lost-and-found?

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Not in the traditional sense,
sir.

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Richie, I want to get out of here.
Mm-hmm.

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Get me the hell out of here now.
Okay, Private?

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We'll proceed to the Majestic Hotel,
get you people squared away.

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Don't want to head into town in the dark,
even with a Humvee and body armor.

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I'll come back at 1900 hours,

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pick you up, take you to Camp Phoenix
for tonight's show.

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I'm sorry. Body armor?

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That's a good plan.
That's a great plan.

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Hey, guess what.
We're shopping here.

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My treat. They have
great shopping here.

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Hippie-chic stuff.
This is the...

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These people invented
the word "bazaar."

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Actually, sir,
we're in a lockdown mode.

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There's been an assassination attempt
on the Afghan president.

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Markets, restaurants, tourist spots,
anything outside of your hotel...

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is suggested off-limits
to all Westerners,

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NATO, UN personnel,

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all non-government organizations,
until further notice.

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What? A lockdown?

00:16:23.783 --> 00:16:25.903
Yes.
What?

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Private.

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From now on, let's...

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We'll keep all of that
on a need-to-know basis, okay?

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Sir.
Yeah.

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Hey, hon.
Can't go out that way.

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We've gotta go out
this door here.

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Ronnie Smiler, everybody.

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Tonight at Camp Phoenix
at 8:00!

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♪ Bawitdaba, da bang da bang
diggy, diggy, diggy ♪

00:17:08.128 --> 00:17:10.294
♪ Shake the boogie
said up jump the boogie ♪

00:17:10.296 --> 00:17:13.164
♪ Bawitdaba da bang da bang
diggy, diggy, diggy ♪

00:17:13.166 --> 00:17:15.466
♪ Shake the boogie
said up jump the boogie ♪

00:17:15.468 --> 00:17:18.603
♪ Bawitdaba da bang da bang
diggy, diggy, diggy ♪

00:17:20.473 --> 00:17:22.140
♪ And this is
for the questions ♪

00:17:22.142 --> 00:17:23.741
♪ That don't have any answers ♪

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♪ The midnight glances
and the topless dancers ♪

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♪ The can of freaks
Cars packed with speakers ♪

00:17:28.681 --> 00:17:31.416
♪ The G's with the 40s
And the chicks with beepers ♪

00:17:31.418 --> 00:17:34.085
♪ The Northern Lights
and the Southern Comfort ♪♪

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Aaah!

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I'm losing it, Richie.
What the... What is this?

00:17:44.497 --> 00:17:46.831
Nothing.
It's a Mexican quaalude.

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Can't this wait
until after the gig?

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Ho-Hold it.

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IED puffed a local
on Flower Street.

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Land mine blew up two
goats few blocks over.

00:17:56.176 --> 00:17:58.256
No worries.
We're good to go.

00:18:03.450 --> 00:18:05.530
You know what?
You can have half now.

00:18:07.887 --> 00:18:10.168
Save the rest
for the after-party.

00:18:11.558 --> 00:18:15.193
They're blowing up goats.

00:18:16.362 --> 00:18:19.230
Must be some sort of festival
or something.

00:18:30.710 --> 00:18:33.544
♪ Bawitdaba, da bang da bang,
diggy, diggy, diggy ♪

00:18:33.546 --> 00:18:35.780
♪ Shake the boogie,
said up jump the boogie ♪

00:18:35.782 --> 00:18:38.783
♪ Bawitdaba, da bang da bang,
diggy, diggy, diggy ♪

00:18:38.785 --> 00:18:41.252
♪ Shake the boogie,
said up jump the boogie ♪

00:18:41.254 --> 00:18:43.754
♪ Bawitdaba, da bang da bang,
diggy, diggy, diggy ♪

00:18:43.756 --> 00:18:46.491
♪ Shake the boogie,
said up jump the boogie ♪

00:18:46.493 --> 00:18:49.760
♪ Bawitdaba, da bang da bang,
diggy, diggy, diggy ♪

00:18:53.900 --> 00:18:57.668
Mr. Lanz,
this hotel is not MOSS...

00:18:57.670 --> 00:18:59.403
"Minimum Operating
Security Standards."

00:18:59.405 --> 00:19:01.472
They usually don't clear
our people to stay here,

00:19:01.474 --> 00:19:03.908
but the town's jammed up
and you're only here one night.

00:19:03.910 --> 00:19:07.578
Get a room at the back away from
the street and potential flying glass.

00:19:07.580 --> 00:19:10.181
Stay in it till I get here.
See you at 1900 hours.

00:19:10.183 --> 00:19:12.750
I can't feel my lower lip.

00:19:12.752 --> 00:19:14.285
Good girl.

00:19:14.287 --> 00:19:16.254
Richie Lanz checking in.

00:19:16.256 --> 00:19:19.991
Uh, we are obviously the talent for
tonight's show at Camp Phoenix.

00:19:19.993 --> 00:19:24.095
We've just come off
a hellacious flight from the coast...

00:19:24.097 --> 00:19:27.431
and would really appreciate
an upgrade,

00:19:27.433 --> 00:19:30.368
possibly to a junior
executive suite.

00:19:30.370 --> 00:19:33.271
At the very least,
two adjoining bedrooms.

00:19:33.273 --> 00:19:35.640
Something with some size,

00:19:35.642 --> 00:19:38.009
and definitely
off the street, hmm?

00:19:45.718 --> 00:19:49.954
Hey. Bombay Brian
just got out of jail...

00:19:49.956 --> 00:19:53.925
for hanging two Taliban guys
upside down by their feet.

00:19:56.362 --> 00:19:58.563
Thank you for your sacrifice.

00:19:58.565 --> 00:20:01.365
You win, sir.
I upgraded you.

00:20:04.003 --> 00:20:06.637
- What room, Nasim?
- 26.

00:20:17.984 --> 00:20:20.151
My gal's got
a big show tonight.

00:20:20.153 --> 00:20:21.986
She's got to get her rest.

00:20:21.988 --> 00:20:24.722
Big... Big-time show.

00:20:26.259 --> 00:20:29.527
Hi.

00:20:29.529 --> 00:20:32.096
I'm gonna see you guys after
at the after-party. Right?

00:20:32.098 --> 00:20:34.338
Sure, I'll be there.
Good.

00:20:37.003 --> 00:20:40.671
♪ Don't forget about
the rock and roll ♪

00:21:16.209 --> 00:21:18.376
Yeah?

00:21:39.399 --> 00:21:42.099
- Hey.
- Oh, look out.

00:21:42.101 --> 00:21:44.235
Life is good.
Yes, and cheap.

00:21:44.237 --> 00:21:45.936
Yes. Cheap and good.
Bartender.

00:21:45.938 --> 00:21:48.572
Let me get a round of drinks
and one for our boy here?

00:21:48.574 --> 00:21:50.508
This is our card,
in case you need anything.

00:21:50.510 --> 00:21:52.777
Want you to have it.
Anything at all.

00:21:52.779 --> 00:21:55.413
"International Ballistics
and Munitions."

00:21:55.415 --> 00:21:57.448
Yeah.
IBM.

00:21:57.450 --> 00:21:59.617
Yeah, we sell bullets
to the good guys.

00:21:59.619 --> 00:22:01.252
Which is, you know,
karmically correct.

00:22:01.254 --> 00:22:05.022
And it's a $300 million contract
with the damn Pentagon, dude.

00:22:05.024 --> 00:22:08.426
It's insane. Billions...
Billions are pouring into this bitch.

00:22:08.428 --> 00:22:11.495
I am talking about US,
NGO dough. NATO.

00:22:11.497 --> 00:22:13.431
It is a goddamn cash waterfall.

00:22:13.433 --> 00:22:16.000
All you gotta do is tilt
your head back and swallow.

00:22:16.002 --> 00:22:17.668
It's porno.

00:22:19.839 --> 00:22:22.440
Six months ago,
we were Herbalife salesmen.

00:22:22.442 --> 00:22:26.610
Look at us now, huh? The goddamn ammo kings
of Kabul! Who would have fucking figured?

00:22:30.616 --> 00:22:33.617
Rise and shine, songbird.

00:22:33.619 --> 00:22:36.187
Your future's calling.

00:22:36.189 --> 00:22:38.055
♪ You can swim the sea ♪

00:22:38.057 --> 00:22:39.623
Ronnie?

00:22:39.625 --> 00:22:42.059
♪ You can jump
into the fire ♪

00:22:42.061 --> 00:22:43.461
Ronnie.

00:22:43.463 --> 00:22:45.396
♪ But you'll never be free ♪

00:22:46.299 --> 00:22:48.799
♪ You can shake me up ♪

00:22:48.801 --> 00:22:50.901
♪ Or I can break you down ♪

00:22:50.903 --> 00:22:52.970
She's gone!

00:22:52.972 --> 00:22:54.839
She is? Truly?

00:22:54.841 --> 00:22:57.308
- You ready to roll, sir?
- Hang on.

00:22:57.310 --> 00:23:00.378
Give me a second.
His Ronnie is gone.

00:23:00.380 --> 00:23:01.912
Kidnapped?

00:23:03.516 --> 00:23:05.049
Big Daddy. Big Daddy.

00:23:05.051 --> 00:23:06.884
We have a possible abduction
at the Majestic...

00:23:06.886 --> 00:23:11.088
No, she just left.
She wrote a note.

00:23:11.090 --> 00:23:12.556
She left a note.

00:23:12.558 --> 00:23:13.991
Copy that.

00:23:13.993 --> 00:23:16.827
Well, I'm afraid
that's a personal matter.

00:23:16.829 --> 00:23:20.865
She stole my wallet.
She took my wallet, my money, my passport.

00:23:20.867 --> 00:23:25.336
- Women, sir.
- Well, what about the show?

00:23:25.338 --> 00:23:28.572
Well, I guess the show
must go on.

00:23:28.574 --> 00:23:30.508
But without you guys.

00:23:30.510 --> 00:23:32.410
Good luck, sir.

00:23:35.381 --> 00:23:40.251
"Good luck, sir."
I'm royally fucked.

00:23:40.253 --> 00:23:43.687
♪ We can make each other happy ♪♪
Welcome to Afghanistan.

00:23:47.627 --> 00:23:49.794
How do you know
that she's gonna be here?

00:23:49.796 --> 00:23:51.962
There's nowhere else she
could possibly be, okay?

00:23:51.964 --> 00:23:53.731
There's no flights out of
this place until tomorrow.

00:23:53.733 --> 00:23:55.766
She is still in Kabul.
Trust me.

00:23:55.768 --> 00:23:58.235
And if she's in Kabul,
she's at the Volcan.

00:23:58.237 --> 00:23:59.770
Every-fucking-body's
at the Volcan.

00:23:59.772 --> 00:24:02.873
Say it with me.
Volcan! Volcan!

00:24:02.875 --> 00:24:06.444
- Volcan! Volcan!
- Just chill the fuck out.

00:24:06.446 --> 00:24:09.447
You're in Kabul, man.
Man up!

00:24:09.449 --> 00:24:11.649
Come on.
Go loud with me, bro.

00:24:14.554 --> 00:24:16.954
What the fuck was that?

00:24:16.956 --> 00:24:19.390
Come on.
Go loud with us. Let's go.

00:24:19.392 --> 00:24:22.460
Raise it.
There we are.

00:24:22.462 --> 00:24:24.395
Very nice. Hit! Hit it.

00:24:24.397 --> 00:24:27.097
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

00:24:27.099 --> 00:24:28.799
Yes!
Whoo!

00:24:28.801 --> 00:24:31.202
Richie Rosé.
That's my dude!

00:24:34.407 --> 00:24:36.173
It's pretty good, huh?
Smooth.

00:24:36.175 --> 00:24:37.475
Smooth.

00:24:39.312 --> 00:24:41.912
This is a nice car.

00:24:41.914 --> 00:24:44.415
Just like the Mannix car
from the TV show.

00:24:44.417 --> 00:24:47.084
I bought it from
my boy, Azam Ghol.

00:24:47.086 --> 00:24:49.153
Sounds like someone
from Lord of the Rings.

00:24:49.155 --> 00:24:52.590
No, no, no.
He is the real Dark Lord, dude.

00:24:52.592 --> 00:24:54.992
This guy, he's an animal.
He butchered what?

00:24:54.994 --> 00:24:57.094
Half of southern Afghanistan
back in the day.

00:24:57.096 --> 00:24:58.996
But, still, really a cool guy.
Very funny.

00:24:58.998 --> 00:25:00.931
Yeah, once you get
to know him, he's great.

00:25:00.933 --> 00:25:04.168
He's got an incredible sense of humor.
Get him out in the world.

00:25:04.170 --> 00:25:06.203
He threw in these awesome CDs.

00:25:06.205 --> 00:25:09.273
Linda Ronstadt, ZZ Top,

00:25:09.275 --> 00:25:10.841
Phantom, Cats.

00:25:13.479 --> 00:25:16.013
- Don't worry about that.
- Why did you do that?

00:25:16.883 --> 00:25:18.616
Was that...
Why did you do that?

00:25:18.618 --> 00:25:20.951
- Was that about Cats?
- Hates Broadway.

00:25:20.953 --> 00:25:24.054
♪ Jump around
Jump around ♪

00:25:24.056 --> 00:25:26.957
♪ Jump up, jump up
and get down ♪

00:25:29.462 --> 00:25:31.795
They'll snap at you.

00:25:35.134 --> 00:25:37.301
This is fucking scary,
isn't it?

00:25:41.807 --> 00:25:43.874
Who would put a club here?

00:25:46.646 --> 00:25:48.812
I figure this area
is rent-controlled,

00:25:48.814 --> 00:25:51.982
so they're able to keep
the prices really low.

00:25:53.819 --> 00:25:56.987
Come through here at Christmastime.
It's all lit up.

00:25:56.989 --> 00:25:59.924
The parade goes right through here.
It's beautiful.

00:26:02.495 --> 00:26:04.028
They're making us stop.

00:26:04.030 --> 00:26:06.270
Yeah, we're good.
Don't worry about this.

00:26:34.694 --> 00:26:37.861
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh?

00:26:37.863 --> 00:26:39.597
Which uh-oh?
What is happening?

00:26:39.599 --> 00:26:41.839
Just Be cool, bro.
Papers.

00:26:46.439 --> 00:26:48.872
I... Uh...

00:26:48.874 --> 00:26:50.274
Officer.

00:26:51.777 --> 00:26:54.445
Uh, time for a crazy story.

00:26:54.447 --> 00:26:57.481
Uh, Richie Lanz.
It's a real pleasure.

00:26:57.483 --> 00:26:59.383
Um...

00:26:59.385 --> 00:27:02.219
I may have been burgled.

00:27:02.221 --> 00:27:04.388
My star...

00:27:04.390 --> 00:27:08.726
Uh, a singer, like Cher,

00:27:08.728 --> 00:27:13.230
seems to have vamoosed
with my passport...

00:27:13.232 --> 00:27:15.165
and my money,

00:27:15.167 --> 00:27:19.403
and left me here
in a place that I like,

00:27:19.405 --> 00:27:22.439
a country that I like
and a village that I admire,

00:27:22.441 --> 00:27:24.408
uh...

00:27:24.410 --> 00:27:27.011
with no proof or identification
that I am responsible...

00:27:27.013 --> 00:27:29.747
for a musical tour
going through here,

00:27:29.749 --> 00:27:32.516
playing in your town
and a number of others.

00:27:32.518 --> 00:27:36.787
And I'd like for you all to come to
the show as my guests.

00:27:36.789 --> 00:27:40.024
- Backstage...
- Get out of the car. Now!

00:27:50.436 --> 00:27:53.837
Fuck you! Fuck you!

00:27:53.839 --> 00:27:56.006
Those fools shoot
like they dress.

00:27:56.008 --> 00:27:58.509
Welcome to the jungle!

00:28:00.312 --> 00:28:03.547
Oh, Jesus. Oh, God.

00:28:03.549 --> 00:28:06.784
Oh, God.

00:28:06.786 --> 00:28:11.321
Volcan!
Volcan! Volcan! Volcan!

00:28:11.323 --> 00:28:13.757
I was about
to fall asleep before that.

00:28:14.460 --> 00:28:15.980
Here we are.

00:28:18.230 --> 00:28:19.997
Thank you, bro.

00:28:19.999 --> 00:28:22.800
Oh!

00:28:22.802 --> 00:28:26.270
Kenny Loggins?
You're still playing?

00:28:30.743 --> 00:28:33.143
You guys had guns?
Oh, hell, yeah, we do.

00:28:37.583 --> 00:28:40.417
We good?

00:28:43.723 --> 00:28:45.289
What's up, dude?

00:28:49.361 --> 00:28:51.028
So you gave them your guns.

00:28:51.030 --> 00:28:53.497
Does this mean
we're not in a war zone here?

00:28:53.499 --> 00:28:55.265
We're safe here?
We're totally safe.

00:28:55.267 --> 00:28:57.201
This is a tough town.

00:28:57.203 --> 00:29:00.070
People blowing up all over the place,
a million miles from home. Dirty. Stinky.

00:29:00.072 --> 00:29:02.573
We work hard,
but we must also play hard.

00:29:02.575 --> 00:29:05.042
Dancing on the edge
of the volcano.

00:29:06.445 --> 00:29:07.611
Rula, babe.

00:29:07.613 --> 00:29:09.179
Nick, Jake.

00:29:09.181 --> 00:29:10.781
Actually, I'm Nick.
He's Jake.

00:29:10.783 --> 00:29:13.684
Whatever. Plus one?
Mmm.

00:29:20.793 --> 00:29:23.861
No, I can't.

00:29:23.863 --> 00:29:25.596
Hey, let's spread out
and find your Ronnie.

00:29:25.598 --> 00:29:28.866
I'll grab a beer. She's around here
somewhere. Just keep looking, okay?

00:30:03.402 --> 00:30:07.905
♪ Oh, how I'd love to ♪

00:30:07.907 --> 00:30:12.176
♪ Let you touch me slowly ♪

00:30:12.178 --> 00:30:18.315
♪ Over and under your spell ♪

00:30:21.020 --> 00:30:29.020
♪ Oh, how you love to
let me fuck you slowly ♪

00:30:29.695 --> 00:30:34.031
♪ Over and under your spell ♪

00:30:34.033 --> 00:30:36.366
You the new lifeguard?

00:30:40.372 --> 00:30:42.105
Oh.

00:30:43.475 --> 00:30:44.641
Oh?

00:30:44.643 --> 00:30:48.111
You're not a lifeguard.
You're toast.

00:30:49.448 --> 00:30:52.549
Burnt. Singed.

00:30:52.551 --> 00:30:54.551
Fried.

00:30:56.055 --> 00:30:57.087
High.

00:31:00.192 --> 00:31:03.527
♪ Come on, baby
You know how ♪

00:31:05.631 --> 00:31:07.564
I like your dress.

00:31:08.334 --> 00:31:10.367
I bet.

00:31:10.369 --> 00:31:11.935
Sparkly, huh?

00:31:17.676 --> 00:31:19.643
I'm Merci with an "I."

00:31:23.883 --> 00:31:25.883
Can you sing?

00:31:26.685 --> 00:31:27.985
Nope.

00:31:27.987 --> 00:31:30.587
But I can fuck you like
a Mouseketeer on crack.

00:31:32.825 --> 00:31:34.758
You can?

00:31:34.760 --> 00:31:37.261
Sweets,
I can do things to you...

00:31:37.263 --> 00:31:40.597
that are illegal in every
civilized nation in the world.

00:31:40.599 --> 00:31:44.668
I will leave you broken,
drooling

00:31:44.670 --> 00:31:46.737
and speaking in tongues...

00:31:46.739 --> 00:31:48.572
like a hillbilly snake handler.

00:31:50.342 --> 00:31:51.508
When?

00:31:51.510 --> 00:31:53.477
How much money you got?

00:31:56.749 --> 00:31:59.082
Well...

00:31:59.084 --> 00:32:01.685
I'm in a rented double-wide.

00:32:01.687 --> 00:32:03.487
You can ask anybody where.

00:32:06.959 --> 00:32:10.694
It's Miss Merci's 401(k)
retirement tour.

00:32:10.696 --> 00:32:12.963
You do not wanna miss it.

00:32:16.969 --> 00:32:19.169
Keith Haring, 1987.

00:32:20.272 --> 00:32:24.708
I bought it off of
John Cougar Mellencamp.

00:32:24.710 --> 00:32:26.276
Well, his bass player actually.

00:32:27.713 --> 00:32:31.615
- What's your name?
- Richie Lanz.

00:32:34.553 --> 00:32:36.320
Buckle up, cowboy.

00:32:44.063 --> 00:32:45.629
Miss Merci.

00:32:45.631 --> 00:32:48.632
She's, uh,
in the shower, I think.

00:32:48.634 --> 00:32:50.801
I suggest you come back...

00:32:50.803 --> 00:32:53.084
in maybe an hour
and a half or so.

00:32:53.439 --> 00:32:56.440
Uh, Mr. Lanz?

00:32:56.442 --> 00:32:58.542
Hey. Private Barnes.

00:33:01.347 --> 00:33:03.707
I like what you've done
with your hair, sir.

00:33:05.818 --> 00:33:07.718
Well, you're kind to say that.

00:33:09.421 --> 00:33:12.422
Uh, well.
Enjoy the rest of your stay.

00:33:12.424 --> 00:33:14.191
Will do.

00:33:14.193 --> 00:33:16.193
Uh, Private?
Yeah?

00:33:18.497 --> 00:33:20.430
Oh. Sure. Sure.

00:33:25.604 --> 00:33:27.137
You look kind of nervous.

00:33:27.139 --> 00:33:29.659
Probably your first
hostage rescue, huh?

00:33:30.209 --> 00:33:32.542
Yes, sir. Here.

00:33:32.544 --> 00:33:35.178
No, I can get that one.
Thank you. All right.

00:33:35.848 --> 00:33:38.548
Wow.

00:33:38.550 --> 00:33:41.284
I ain't never seen any shit like this
before, sir. Good for you.

00:33:42.621 --> 00:33:44.621
Well, it's wartime, son.

00:34:00.239 --> 00:34:02.372
It's worth the wait.

00:34:16.522 --> 00:34:18.889
Hey, bub. Hey, bub.

00:34:18.891 --> 00:34:20.457
Going downtown?

00:34:26.665 --> 00:34:29.099
I got nothin'.
I've got nothin' for you, guys.

00:34:29.101 --> 00:34:31.868
Hashish? No. Never again.

00:34:31.870 --> 00:34:34.905
That's final.
Maps! Maps!

00:34:34.907 --> 00:34:37.007
Five dollars?
You got to be kidding.

00:34:37.009 --> 00:34:39.176
I've got nothing, fellas.
Nothin'.

00:34:39.178 --> 00:34:43.447
Look, check my... Here.
Who combs their hair?

00:34:43.449 --> 00:34:47.384
Map! Map! You. You got hair.
Here, take it. Kid with the hair.

00:34:47.386 --> 00:34:51.855
Hey. Hey! Are you a taxi?

00:34:51.857 --> 00:34:53.390
Oh, yes, yes, yes. Sure, sure.

00:34:53.392 --> 00:34:56.860
Maps! Maps!

00:34:56.862 --> 00:34:58.428
Maps! Maps! Maps!

00:35:00.732 --> 00:35:03.212
Thank you.
Yes.

00:35:03.535 --> 00:35:05.435
I'm glad you speak
the language.

00:35:05.437 --> 00:35:08.371
Yes, yes. I speak. Yes.
I speak American. American.

00:35:08.373 --> 00:35:10.507
Where'd you learn?
Yes, yes.

00:35:11.477 --> 00:35:13.677
International language of love.
Yes?

00:35:14.546 --> 00:35:17.314
Look forward, please.
Oh, yes.

00:35:17.316 --> 00:35:19.416
Thank you.
I thought that was French.

00:35:19.418 --> 00:35:22.319
No, no, no.
Who sings the disco?

00:35:23.222 --> 00:35:25.489
We do, I guess.
The good stuff.

00:35:25.491 --> 00:35:28.225
Yes. Yes.
Bionic Boogie, Sylvester,

00:35:28.227 --> 00:35:31.595
"Lip Incorporate,"
Madonna...

00:35:31.597 --> 00:35:33.563
Hey, an old friend.

00:35:34.166 --> 00:35:35.932
You have met Madonna?

00:35:35.934 --> 00:35:38.702
"Met" is an understatement.

00:35:39.905 --> 00:35:41.471
I love you, Daddy!

00:35:41.473 --> 00:35:44.574
- I love you!
- I'm hanging up now.

00:35:44.576 --> 00:35:47.511
Please don't hang up.
I'm in a jam. Syl, please. Wait.

00:35:47.513 --> 00:35:53.683
I'm stuck in Kabul,
and-and Ronnie left...

00:35:53.685 --> 00:35:57.587
and took my passport
and my money...

00:35:57.589 --> 00:35:59.489
and my plane ticket.

00:36:01.660 --> 00:36:03.693
Yeah, yeah.

00:36:03.695 --> 00:36:07.497
I need you to wire me
a few thousand dollars.

00:36:07.499 --> 00:36:12.202
Oh. Geez. Sure. Of course.

00:36:13.172 --> 00:36:15.172
You're the greatest.
You're aces.

00:36:15.174 --> 00:36:16.673
The second you pay me
the two months...

00:36:16.675 --> 00:36:20.177
of child support you owe me,
you pathetic piece of shit.

00:36:23.115 --> 00:36:25.515
Right. Are you still there?

00:36:31.290 --> 00:36:33.490
I need a shower.
Of course, sir.

00:36:50.976 --> 00:36:52.976
You smell like pussy.

00:36:52.978 --> 00:36:55.812
I'm gonna take that
as a compliment.

00:36:55.814 --> 00:36:58.648
Your girl's gone.

00:36:58.650 --> 00:37:02.252
I got her out of here last night
on a C-130 to Dubai.

00:37:02.254 --> 00:37:06.256
- Why?
- 'Cause she asked me to.

00:37:06.258 --> 00:37:08.425
'Cause she asked you to?

00:37:08.427 --> 00:37:12.329
Yes. That and the fact that
she paid me a thousand dollars.

00:37:12.331 --> 00:37:14.331
My thousand dollars.

00:37:14.333 --> 00:37:17.901
That's half my fee.
She said you'd pay me the rest.

00:37:17.903 --> 00:37:21.204
No and no.

00:37:21.206 --> 00:37:24.174
I have no money, no passport...

00:37:24.176 --> 00:37:27.510
One thousand. American. Now.

00:37:27.512 --> 00:37:29.879
I assume you'll take
a personal check.

00:37:29.881 --> 00:37:32.849
I assume you'll take
a bullet to the foot.

00:37:34.253 --> 00:37:36.186
Look, Mr. Bombay...

00:37:36.188 --> 00:37:38.755
Or, uh, do you go by
"Mumbai" now?

00:37:38.757 --> 00:37:41.825
Twenty-four hours.
You pay me or you die.

00:37:45.264 --> 00:37:47.664
You don't deserve
a talent like that.

00:37:48.533 --> 00:37:51.534
She begged you to let her
sing her own songs.

00:37:52.938 --> 00:37:55.705
You force her to sing
that stupid cover shit.

00:37:57.042 --> 00:37:58.541
Creative suicide.

00:37:58.543 --> 00:38:02.912
"A"... It's called
"management strategy."

00:38:02.914 --> 00:38:04.981
And two...

00:38:04.983 --> 00:38:08.585
Why don't you get me my passport
and wallet back for the $1,000?

00:38:08.587 --> 00:38:11.154
How about if I punch a hole
through your heart right now?

00:38:11.156 --> 00:38:12.989
Get out of my way.

00:38:14.226 --> 00:38:15.959
Twenty-four hours!

00:38:19.097 --> 00:38:20.697
One day.

00:38:21.600 --> 00:38:24.301
You're repeating yourself.

00:38:25.737 --> 00:38:28.438
♪ Come down off your throne ♪

00:38:28.440 --> 00:38:32.475
♪ And leave your body alone ♪

00:38:32.477 --> 00:38:38.014
♪ You are the reason
I've been waiting so long ♪

00:38:40.118 --> 00:38:45.422
♪ Somebody holds the key ♪

00:38:46.925 --> 00:38:50.660
♪ But I'm near the end ♪

00:38:50.662 --> 00:38:57.200
♪ And I just
ain't got the time ♪

00:38:57.202 --> 00:38:58.935
♪ And I'm wasted ♪

00:38:58.937 --> 00:39:02.939
♪ And I can't
find my way home ♪♪

00:39:02.941 --> 00:39:04.474
It's ridiculous! Woodstock...

00:39:04.476 --> 00:39:06.943
Jimi Hendrix played
The Star Spangled Banner...

00:39:06.945 --> 00:39:09.512
because I asked him to!

00:39:11.283 --> 00:39:13.683
Two weeks...

00:39:13.685 --> 00:39:16.152
to get a passport
to my own country.

00:39:16.154 --> 00:39:18.288
Hey...

00:39:18.290 --> 00:39:22.492
Could you please turn down
the "Boogie Oogie Oogie Oogie"?

00:39:22.494 --> 00:39:24.794
Hey, boss. How about lunch?

00:39:24.796 --> 00:39:26.396
Do you like Mexican?

00:39:27.299 --> 00:39:29.199
Mexican's fine.

00:39:29.201 --> 00:39:30.900
But no food.

00:39:30.902 --> 00:39:35.004
Madonna?
Please. Donna.

00:39:35.006 --> 00:39:38.842
Donna Elaine Beckerman.
Grosse Pointe, Michigan.

00:39:38.844 --> 00:39:41.745
- I gave her the name Madonna.
- That's why you are a very famous man.

00:39:41.747 --> 00:39:44.981
- Saw her singing on the street.
- Yes. The Hamburger Hamlet.

00:39:44.983 --> 00:39:46.549
On Sunset.

00:39:47.319 --> 00:39:48.918
Legendary ears.

00:39:50.389 --> 00:39:52.422
Oh. Mr. Richie.

00:39:53.992 --> 00:39:56.326
Tonight is Afghan Star.

00:39:56.328 --> 00:39:58.061
On TV.

00:40:00.232 --> 00:40:02.565
Afghan Star?
Yes. Big TV show.

00:40:02.567 --> 00:40:05.502
Like your American Idol.

00:40:05.504 --> 00:40:07.270
Huge competition
for our singers.

00:40:07.272 --> 00:40:09.439
He is favorite.

00:40:10.842 --> 00:40:15.211
All of Afghanistan,
they watch it and they vote it.

00:40:15.213 --> 00:40:17.514
For money?
Yes, of course.

00:40:17.516 --> 00:40:22.118
Winner gets $5,000 American
and record deal.

00:40:23.121 --> 00:40:25.588
I dig the suit. Retro.

00:40:25.590 --> 00:40:29.092
Hey. Uncle Rich, we've got to get out of
here. We've got something better than this.

00:40:29.094 --> 00:40:31.928
It's there! It's there!
Whoa!

00:40:32.697 --> 00:40:34.364
Whoa! Look at that, huh?

00:40:34.366 --> 00:40:36.966
Three months I've been trying to get
that fucking thing to spiral.

00:40:40.238 --> 00:40:41.871
Here you go.

00:40:43.708 --> 00:40:47.010
- What's that for?
- That's some gangster shit.

00:40:48.146 --> 00:40:49.979
Just consider it a lifetime
achievement award.

00:40:49.981 --> 00:40:51.915
Look, I think what
he's trying to say...

00:40:51.917 --> 00:40:56.219
is that, ultimately, you are our arms man,
and you are in trouble.

00:40:56.221 --> 00:40:58.054
That's about $15,000.

00:40:58.056 --> 00:40:59.989
Not enough?

00:41:07.732 --> 00:41:10.400
- What do you guys want?
- Fucking mind reader.

00:41:10.402 --> 00:41:11.468
Clairvoyant.

00:41:11.470 --> 00:41:13.002
Okay, what we're looking for...

00:41:13.004 --> 00:41:15.405
is a little of that
Richie Lanz closing magic.

00:41:15.407 --> 00:41:17.407
You see, we're, uh...
we're double-booked.

00:41:17.409 --> 00:41:19.409
What my partner
is trying to say...

00:41:19.411 --> 00:41:21.611
is that we are
tied up here in Kabul.

00:41:21.613 --> 00:41:23.246
But we got a shipment
due in Patkia...

00:41:23.248 --> 00:41:24.447
Today.
Yep.

00:41:24.449 --> 00:41:26.916
Today, Rich. Okay?
It's just a few hours south.

00:41:26.918 --> 00:41:29.018
We will send some security
just for show.

00:41:29.020 --> 00:41:31.921
Totally not necessary.
This is a sweet Pashtun village.

00:41:31.923 --> 00:41:36.926
Rich, these... These are
the very good guys, okay?

00:41:36.928 --> 00:41:38.761
All they need is a few thousand rounds
of ammunition...

00:41:38.763 --> 00:41:40.830
to defend their village.

00:41:40.832 --> 00:41:43.800
We gotta help these guys.
Of course we gotta help these guys.

00:41:43.802 --> 00:41:46.302
It's what we do, right?
It's why we're here. Mm-hmm.

00:41:46.304 --> 00:41:48.771
It's why we are
all here, okay?

00:41:48.773 --> 00:41:51.808
Look, we need somebody
we can trust, all right? An American.

00:41:51.810 --> 00:41:53.710
Mm-hmm.
That we can trust.

00:41:53.712 --> 00:41:56.980
You drive down, you do the meet and greet,
get paid, obviously, see the sights.

00:41:56.982 --> 00:41:59.516
And they're wonderful sights.
The road trip is absolutely incredible.

00:41:59.518 --> 00:42:03.019
There's amazing rock formations.
It's like Arizona. Really, really pretty.

00:42:03.021 --> 00:42:05.788
And you'll be back at L'Volcan tonight
for cocktail hour.

00:42:05.790 --> 00:42:08.350
A tourist trip.
Totally. You got a camera?

00:42:11.663 --> 00:42:14.631
Why would I ever do that?

00:42:14.633 --> 00:42:17.567
- Love this guy.
- Cool head in a tight spot.

00:42:17.569 --> 00:42:20.470
Why would you ever do that?
You think we didn't think about this?

00:42:20.472 --> 00:42:22.005
Obviously we did.
We thought about you.

00:42:22.007 --> 00:42:23.806
And then we thought about
your current situation.

00:42:23.808 --> 00:42:27.076
Look, Rich, the US Embassy,
if pushed, can issue...

00:42:27.078 --> 00:42:29.312
what they like to call
a "limited-validity" passport.

00:42:29.314 --> 00:42:31.648
Like right now.
Ahora. Right the fuck now.

00:42:31.650 --> 00:42:33.883
We can have it
in your hands tonight.

00:42:33.885 --> 00:42:35.818
No questions asked.
No.

00:42:35.820 --> 00:42:38.321
Like I said, we can and will
make that happen for you.

00:42:38.323 --> 00:42:41.758
Now, it's only good for a year,
but it will get you home.

00:42:44.396 --> 00:42:45.995
And it's safe?

00:42:45.997 --> 00:42:48.997
It's safe as milk.

00:42:53.104 --> 00:42:56.539
Thirty clicks from our
destination out on the Gardez road.

00:42:56.541 --> 00:42:59.242
The mission today is
a simple stop and drop.

00:43:00.845 --> 00:43:04.714
We got a Hollywood agent
in the truck with us today.

00:43:04.716 --> 00:43:07.150
Let's see if we can't
keep him alive.

00:43:08.386 --> 00:43:10.186
You say you're shopping
a book deal.

00:43:10.188 --> 00:43:14.257
You happen to be sitting next to
a very well-connected hombre.

00:43:15.393 --> 00:43:16.926
Connected to who?

00:43:16.928 --> 00:43:20.029
- Danielle Steel.
- Bullshit.

00:43:20.031 --> 00:43:22.365
- We dated.
- Get the fuck out of here.

00:43:22.367 --> 00:43:24.233
Seriously.
No way.

00:43:24.235 --> 00:43:27.870
- Back in the Bay Area.
- You dated Danielle Steel?

00:43:27.872 --> 00:43:29.272
Mm-hmm.

00:43:31.376 --> 00:43:32.942
You fuck her?

00:43:34.546 --> 00:43:36.579
Twice.

00:43:36.581 --> 00:43:38.948
I read Passion's Promise.

00:43:40.118 --> 00:43:42.118
A lot of sex.

00:43:42.120 --> 00:43:46.222
- She had beautiful hair, didn't she?
- Back then.

00:43:46.224 --> 00:43:49.425
Now I think she's wearing wigs.
And cheap ones. Really.

00:43:49.427 --> 00:43:51.394
Like dime-store ones.

00:43:51.396 --> 00:43:53.830
Synthetic?

00:43:53.832 --> 00:43:55.832
You know, she's got
the money to spend.

00:43:55.834 --> 00:43:58.154
I don't know why
she doesn't do it.

00:44:05.777 --> 00:44:09.412
- Come on!
- Mr. Richie! Mr. Richie!

00:44:09.414 --> 00:44:10.913
Mr. Richie!

00:44:10.915 --> 00:44:13.149
The fucking truck is on fire.
Get out of there!

00:44:13.151 --> 00:44:16.119
Let's go. Get up!
Get up! Let's go.

00:44:16.121 --> 00:44:18.788
Get up! Yo, anybody hit?
Anybody hit?

00:44:18.790 --> 00:44:23.092
Baba? Get It On John?
Everybody all right?

00:44:23.094 --> 00:44:25.495
Where you going?
Mr. Richie! You are blown up?

00:44:25.497 --> 00:44:28.164
Richie! Where are you going?

00:44:29.934 --> 00:44:32.134
- Mr. Richie!
- Hey!

00:44:33.038 --> 00:44:36.372
The fuck you going?
Get that gear out of the car.

00:44:37.776 --> 00:44:39.542
Whoa, Hollywood!
Where are you going?

00:44:39.544 --> 00:44:41.177
Hey!

00:44:42.681 --> 00:44:45.682
Hey! The fuck you going?

00:44:56.895 --> 00:44:59.395
Where are you going?
This wasn't the deal.

00:45:00.565 --> 00:45:04.467
What?

00:45:04.469 --> 00:45:05.968
This wasn't the deal.

00:45:05.970 --> 00:45:08.130
The deal was...

00:45:09.340 --> 00:45:11.874
The deal was safe as milk.

00:45:11.876 --> 00:45:14.143
Was the deal. Safe as milk.

00:45:14.145 --> 00:45:16.713
Let's go. Let's go.
Let's get out of here.

00:45:16.715 --> 00:45:18.981
Not getting blown to hell.

00:45:18.983 --> 00:45:22.985
Milk? Do these look
like milk trucks?

00:45:22.987 --> 00:45:25.054
Do I look like a milkman?

00:45:25.056 --> 00:45:27.657
I don't like the tone
of your voice.

00:45:27.659 --> 00:45:29.692
You're not gonna
get out of here without us.

00:45:29.694 --> 00:45:31.728
You're not gonna
get five clicks out of here.

00:45:32.330 --> 00:45:34.263
What's a click?

00:45:34.265 --> 00:45:36.999
It's a unit of measurement
in the desert.

00:45:37.001 --> 00:45:39.502
Mr. Richie... Heads up. Heads up.
What do you got?

00:45:39.504 --> 00:45:41.437
Horses. Horses, Mr. Richie.

00:45:49.080 --> 00:45:50.747
Oh, fuck.

00:45:53.885 --> 00:45:56.319
Come on out. Come on.

00:46:02.527 --> 00:46:04.594
We should have taken horses.

00:46:08.700 --> 00:46:11.300
They are my people. Yes.

00:46:12.403 --> 00:46:15.004
It's okay. They're Pashtun.

00:46:31.890 --> 00:46:35.057
Where you goin'?
To close this deal.

00:46:37.562 --> 00:46:39.228
Hey.

00:46:39.230 --> 00:46:40.897
Richie Lanz.

00:46:40.899 --> 00:46:43.432
Talent manager
of Van Nuys, California.

00:46:43.434 --> 00:46:45.468
Soon to be in Beverly Hills.

00:46:45.470 --> 00:46:47.069
How y'all doing, guys?

00:46:47.071 --> 00:46:50.306
As-salaam alaikum.

00:46:53.244 --> 00:46:55.211
Back at you, babe.

00:47:10.195 --> 00:47:11.928
We got all the stuff
you asked for.

00:47:11.930 --> 00:47:14.964
Everything's here.
It's all boxed real nice.

00:47:14.966 --> 00:47:16.999
Bows. The whole thing.

00:47:20.371 --> 00:47:21.531
Heads up.

00:47:24.175 --> 00:47:26.676
- Yes. He's cool.
- We done, champ?

00:47:26.678 --> 00:47:31.347
No, I think... Uh, everything but the,
uh... the money. It's good.

00:47:31.349 --> 00:47:34.550
Uh, okay, I guess
you've got what you need.

00:47:34.552 --> 00:47:37.553
There's just the matter
of an account balance.

00:47:53.471 --> 00:47:55.872
Is he... Is he stiffing me?

00:48:05.683 --> 00:48:08.351
He is not on our side.

00:48:08.353 --> 00:48:11.433
Yeah, I think I know
a good cop, bad cop when I see it.

00:48:25.837 --> 00:48:28.905
He wants to pay you
over tea at his home.

00:48:31.109 --> 00:48:33.376
Tea?
Yes. And then dinner.

00:48:33.378 --> 00:48:35.444
And then he would like us
to spend the night.

00:48:35.446 --> 00:48:38.114
It is an incredible honor,
Mr. Richie.

00:48:40.618 --> 00:48:42.218
I don't know.

00:48:42.220 --> 00:48:44.720
If you refuse,
he will be honor-bound...

00:48:44.722 --> 00:48:46.555
to hunt you down and kill you,

00:48:46.557 --> 00:48:50.059
and then hunt down
your family and kill them.

00:48:51.763 --> 00:48:56.599
I'm thinking.

00:48:57.902 --> 00:49:00.036
First you lose your girl.

00:49:00.038 --> 00:49:02.805
Now you're gonna
lose your head.

00:49:02.807 --> 00:49:05.541
You're running out of shit
to lose.

00:49:05.543 --> 00:49:08.611
Baba, Johnny,
get this shit off the truck.

00:49:08.613 --> 00:49:10.379
Let's get out of here.

00:49:13.718 --> 00:49:17.553
In my country we often say
thank you with a song.

00:49:17.555 --> 00:49:20.957
Ready? Ready?
Ready?

00:49:20.959 --> 00:49:25.094
♪ Smoke on the water ♪

00:49:25.096 --> 00:49:29.565
♪ Fire in the night sky ♪

00:49:29.567 --> 00:49:33.069
♪ Smoke on the water ♪

00:49:33.071 --> 00:49:38.140
♪ Fire in the sky, yeah ♪

00:49:51.689 --> 00:49:54.156
Bring it home!

00:49:54.158 --> 00:49:58.260
♪ Smoke on the water ♪

00:49:58.262 --> 00:50:01.263
♪ Fire in the night ♪

00:50:01.265 --> 00:50:06.168
♪ Smoke on the water ♪

00:50:06.170 --> 00:50:08.504
♪ Fire in the night ♪

00:50:08.506 --> 00:50:10.272
Come on. Bring it down!

00:50:43.174 --> 00:50:44.607
Good night, everybody.

00:50:46.644 --> 00:50:48.210
Thank you.

00:50:49.981 --> 00:50:51.714
Thank you very much.

00:51:04.495 --> 00:51:06.929
"Everything that we have"...

00:51:10.535 --> 00:51:13.936
"All the wealth of my village,
for what?"

00:51:16.340 --> 00:51:18.774
"To buy more bullets,
more guns."

00:51:21.712 --> 00:51:23.646
"We are surrounded by enemies."

00:51:26.851 --> 00:51:29.118
"The mujahideen warlords."

00:51:31.856 --> 00:51:34.056
"Azam Ghol
is my Pashtun brother."

00:51:38.930 --> 00:51:43.532
"He comes to take my village,
and he wants us to grow the poppy."

00:51:47.071 --> 00:51:49.738
"Twenty-five years of killing."

00:51:54.378 --> 00:51:57.279
"I am tired of war,
and I cannot afford the peace."

00:52:06.424 --> 00:52:08.791
"Allah helps the innocent."

00:52:10.995 --> 00:52:12.628
We have a saying:

00:52:14.999 --> 00:52:17.733
"The Lord works
in mysterious ways."

00:52:50.468 --> 00:52:52.001
♪ Trouble ♪

00:52:52.003 --> 00:52:56.605
♪ Oh, trouble, set me free ♪

00:52:58.376 --> 00:53:00.676
♪ I have seen your face ♪

00:53:00.678 --> 00:53:04.213
♪ And it's too much,
too much for me ♪

00:53:07.652 --> 00:53:09.451
♪ Trouble ♪

00:53:09.453 --> 00:53:13.889
♪ Oh, trouble, can't you see? ♪

00:53:15.126 --> 00:53:17.459
♪ You're eating my heart away ♪

00:53:17.461 --> 00:53:21.263
♪ And there's nothing much
left of me ♪

00:53:23.868 --> 00:53:27.303
♪ I've ♪

00:53:27.305 --> 00:53:30.172
♪ Drunk your wine ♪

00:53:30.174 --> 00:53:33.909
♪ You have made
your world mine ♪

00:53:33.911 --> 00:53:37.980
♪ So won't you be fair? ♪

00:53:37.982 --> 00:53:40.783
♪ So won't you be fair? ♪

00:53:43.020 --> 00:53:46.155
♪ I ♪

00:53:46.157 --> 00:53:49.491
♪ Don't want no more of you ♪

00:53:49.493 --> 00:53:53.162
♪ So won't you be kind to me? ♪

00:53:53.164 --> 00:53:55.831
♪ Just let me go where ♪

00:53:56.667 --> 00:53:59.902
♪ I'll have to go there ♪♪

00:54:26.931 --> 00:54:29.298
Well, la-di-da.

00:54:34.438 --> 00:54:36.719
Taxi.

00:54:39.744 --> 00:54:43.879
I heard a girl
singing just now.

00:54:43.881 --> 00:54:45.914
Right over there.

00:54:45.916 --> 00:54:47.716
A Pashtun girl.

00:54:47.718 --> 00:54:49.852
No. Impossible.

00:54:50.888 --> 00:54:54.290
The girl in the red burka.
We saw her today.

00:54:54.292 --> 00:54:56.058
No, Pashtun women cannot.

00:54:56.060 --> 00:54:57.826
They are forbidden to sing.

00:54:57.828 --> 00:55:01.797
The chick in the red burka
didn't get the memo.

00:55:02.733 --> 00:55:04.667
This girl...

00:55:05.903 --> 00:55:09.338
Oh! Oh, God. Oh!

00:55:09.340 --> 00:55:11.940
This girl...

00:55:11.942 --> 00:55:15.244
Riza, Richie Lanz is about one thing,
one thing only.

00:55:15.246 --> 00:55:17.646
What is it?
Your ears.

00:55:17.648 --> 00:55:19.048
My ears.

00:55:20.251 --> 00:55:22.484
And signing.

00:55:22.486 --> 00:55:25.587
So it's two things.
My ears and signing.

00:55:25.589 --> 00:55:29.024
I hear 'em, and I sign 'em.

00:55:29.026 --> 00:55:30.826
So simple.

00:55:32.330 --> 00:55:35.631
A Pashtun woman?
From this village?

00:55:35.633 --> 00:55:39.353
They will kill her,
and then right away, they will kill us.

00:55:39.870 --> 00:55:44.773
With big, sharp rocks.
That is simple.

00:55:47.011 --> 00:55:49.311
Well, I think you're wrong.
I hope you're wrong.

00:55:49.313 --> 00:55:51.280
And I think you're wrong.

00:55:51.282 --> 00:55:54.116
Look around. Look at that.

00:55:54.118 --> 00:55:55.684
Look at that.

00:55:56.620 --> 00:55:59.455
Look at that.
Look at all of that.

00:55:59.457 --> 00:56:01.623
And look at me.

00:56:01.625 --> 00:56:04.059
What the hell am I doing here?

00:56:05.129 --> 00:56:07.129
This is so crazy, so random.

00:56:07.131 --> 00:56:09.131
This has got to be fate.

00:56:09.133 --> 00:56:11.567
There's got to be
a reason for this.

00:56:11.569 --> 00:56:14.970
And the reason is that girl...

00:56:14.972 --> 00:56:18.073
and that TV show.

00:56:18.976 --> 00:56:22.478
I am supposed to be here.

00:56:23.914 --> 00:56:27.249
I will talk.

00:56:27.251 --> 00:56:30.886
You will translate.

00:56:30.888 --> 00:56:33.422
We will die.

00:56:35.159 --> 00:56:37.393
That's the spirit.

00:56:38.896 --> 00:56:43.499
I see that none of you
are cable or satellite subscribers.

00:56:44.268 --> 00:56:46.668
But I'm pretty sure...

00:56:46.670 --> 00:56:49.671
you've heard about
Afghan Star, huh?

00:56:49.673 --> 00:56:54.176
It's a big, big hit.

00:56:54.178 --> 00:56:55.778
TV show that comes out of Kabul.

00:56:57.548 --> 00:56:59.415
Heard about it.
Heard about it.

00:56:59.417 --> 00:57:02.084
Well, I happen to have
these babies right here.

00:57:04.622 --> 00:57:07.456
They're like yours,
but they're magic.

00:57:10.961 --> 00:57:14.596
And I already know
who the winner is.

00:57:16.233 --> 00:57:20.769
I know who's the best,
'cause I heard the winner here last night.

00:57:20.771 --> 00:57:23.472
In a cave above your village.

00:57:28.312 --> 00:57:30.946
My all-time guy
would simply tell us,

00:57:30.948 --> 00:57:34.616
"Come together, right now,
over her."

00:57:40.057 --> 00:57:43.559
Uh, she is Tariq's daughter.
She is Tariq's daughter. Of course.

00:57:43.561 --> 00:57:45.401
Get out!

00:57:46.297 --> 00:57:49.631
He... Is he proud?
He's got to be.

00:57:50.801 --> 00:57:53.502
"How dare you
my daughter insult?"

00:57:54.238 --> 00:57:56.572
Shame. Dishonor.

00:57:56.574 --> 00:57:58.540
"Eternal death."

00:57:59.743 --> 00:58:02.478
I mean, he just goes on, sir.

00:58:05.616 --> 00:58:07.449
So I guess that's a "no."

00:58:20.664 --> 00:58:22.998
Great. A flat tire.

00:58:23.000 --> 00:58:24.933
See? We are cursed.

00:58:24.935 --> 00:58:28.270
Oh, come on.
It's a flat tire.

00:58:28.272 --> 00:58:31.273
I'm sure you know
how to fix it.

00:58:42.319 --> 00:58:43.952
- A ninja!
- Salima.

00:58:45.556 --> 00:58:47.823
I must go to Kabul.

00:58:47.825 --> 00:58:50.325
Allah gave me this voice.
This is his gift.

00:58:50.327 --> 00:58:53.195
Absolutely.

00:58:53.197 --> 00:58:55.364
But why are you in my trunk?

00:58:55.366 --> 00:58:57.833
I must honor him
with my music.

00:58:57.835 --> 00:59:00.235
I must celebrate my God
with my singing.

00:59:00.237 --> 00:59:02.404
I must go to Kabul. I must.

00:59:02.406 --> 00:59:04.339
Hey, you're preaching
to the choir,

00:59:04.341 --> 00:59:08.744
but, you know, your father, family,
apparently will kill me.

00:59:08.746 --> 00:59:12.180
Then it is Allah's will,
and we shall die together.

00:59:12.182 --> 00:59:14.850
No. No, we shall not.

00:59:14.852 --> 00:59:18.554
I have no intention of dying,
ever.

00:59:19.523 --> 00:59:21.223
Tell her, Riza.

00:59:28.999 --> 00:59:31.199
Kabul?

00:59:31.201 --> 00:59:32.801
That way.

00:59:38.842 --> 00:59:41.977
Hold it right there, Salima.

00:59:44.381 --> 00:59:47.015
From the moment
you heard me sing,

00:59:47.017 --> 00:59:48.850
since you found me
in the cave,

00:59:48.852 --> 00:59:51.019
since we were put here
on this earth,

00:59:51.021 --> 00:59:56.024
everything in our lives
has led us to this time, this place.

00:59:56.026 --> 00:59:59.695
Richie Lanz,
our story is already written,

00:59:59.697 --> 01:00:04.099
and now... now
we shall play our parts.

01:00:04.101 --> 01:00:08.003
We must. There is no choice.
It is God's will.

01:00:13.310 --> 01:00:15.710
Okay, but I'm
gonna want 20%.

01:00:20.117 --> 01:00:22.584
No contract.

01:00:22.586 --> 01:00:25.754
Just a handshake.
That's all I've ever had.

01:00:25.756 --> 01:00:27.956
A handshake is my word.

01:00:30.127 --> 01:00:32.828
Allah loves those
who act justly.

01:00:39.069 --> 01:00:41.803
All right.
Back in the trunk.

01:00:43.974 --> 01:00:45.641
I'm kidding.

01:00:45.643 --> 01:00:47.409
♪ People ♪

01:00:47.411 --> 01:00:49.745
♪ Do you understand me now? ♪

01:00:51.148 --> 01:00:54.816
♪ Sometimes I feel
a little mad ♪

01:00:56.587 --> 01:00:58.920
♪ Don't you know no one alive ♪

01:00:58.922 --> 01:01:02.290
♪ Can always be an angel ♪

01:01:02.292 --> 01:01:05.994
♪ When things go wrong,
I seem a little sad ♪

01:01:07.197 --> 01:01:13.368
♪ But I'm just a soul
whose intentions are good ♪

01:01:13.370 --> 01:01:19.341
♪ Oh, Lord, please don't
let me be misunderstood ♪♪

01:01:24.948 --> 01:01:28.216
A guy wouldn't have
to walk that far.

01:01:30.954 --> 01:01:33.074
I must speak.

01:01:33.557 --> 01:01:37.125
Sure. We have time.

01:01:37.127 --> 01:01:41.396
I think you are a smart man,
Mr. Richie, and a good one.

01:01:42.199 --> 01:01:44.399
All right.
Calm down.

01:01:45.335 --> 01:01:48.036
Salima is in danger.

01:01:48.038 --> 01:01:49.571
I will protect her.

01:01:49.573 --> 01:01:53.308
Against millions?
Where will she even sleep?

01:01:53.310 --> 01:01:55.510
I have one bed, one room.

01:01:55.512 --> 01:01:59.314
If I bring an unmarried Pashtun
girl in my building,

01:01:59.316 --> 01:02:01.883
my neighbors would
tear us apart for the sin.

01:02:03.020 --> 01:02:07.489
Do you remember
where we first met?

01:02:10.260 --> 01:02:11.927
70-30.

01:02:11.929 --> 01:02:14.296
You pay room and board,
all out of pocket.

01:02:17.267 --> 01:02:18.934
Done.

01:02:18.936 --> 01:02:21.670
I also get a taste
of all the merch money.

01:02:21.672 --> 01:02:24.740
And I get a taste
of the merch.

01:02:24.742 --> 01:02:27.142
In all markets,
all endeavors.

01:02:28.278 --> 01:02:30.278
Boys, it's your lucky day.

01:02:30.280 --> 01:02:33.281
All right, none of you are leaving here
with a vicious STD.

01:02:33.283 --> 01:02:37.018
Downside...
Miss Merci's pulling an early retirement.

01:02:37.020 --> 01:02:38.687
Hangin' up my hot pants.

01:02:38.689 --> 01:02:42.357
I suggest you go down to the Chinese
whorehouse on Chicken Street.

01:02:44.528 --> 01:02:46.795
Breakfast, darlin'?

01:02:46.797 --> 01:02:51.633
Got Captain Crunch,
Lucky Charms.

01:02:51.635 --> 01:02:53.802
I come here for the waitress.

01:03:56.800 --> 01:03:59.968
Scared is normal.
Scared is okay.

01:03:59.970 --> 01:04:03.371
Jon Bon Jovi throws up
before every show.

01:04:07.044 --> 01:04:09.444
We're on the list.
Lanz, plus one.

01:04:13.817 --> 01:04:15.383
There is no list.

01:04:17.621 --> 01:04:19.187
There's always a list.

01:04:19.189 --> 01:04:21.790
I appreciate
your passion, but...

01:04:21.792 --> 01:04:24.292
Not my passion.
Salima's passion.

01:04:24.294 --> 01:04:26.161
I mean, I'm just
a hustler from LA.

01:04:26.163 --> 01:04:28.063
You know what's gonna happen
to a Pashtun girl...

01:04:28.065 --> 01:04:30.332
that sings on national TV
in this country?

01:04:30.334 --> 01:04:34.135
What her family is gonna do, her father?
It's already done.

01:04:34.137 --> 01:04:37.172
Just the fact that her coming here,
it's done.

01:04:37.174 --> 01:04:39.708
Look... And yet,
she knows this,

01:04:39.710 --> 01:04:43.245
and here she stands in front of you
just asking for a chance.

01:04:43.247 --> 01:04:45.814
Just asking for you
to give her a chance.

01:04:45.816 --> 01:04:47.515
If the ulema
doesn't shut us down,

01:04:47.517 --> 01:04:50.151
if the ministry of information
doesn't throw me in jail,

01:04:50.153 --> 01:04:52.520
there will be
another season, Mr. Lanz.

01:04:52.522 --> 01:04:56.992
Call me later.
There is no later for Salima, or for you...

01:04:56.994 --> 01:04:59.094
or your country.

01:04:59.096 --> 01:05:03.865
If you let this girl
sing on national TV,

01:05:03.867 --> 01:05:06.868
if you let the Afghan people
see her courage...

01:05:06.870 --> 01:05:09.170
Stop. Stop!
And to hear her voice...

01:05:09.172 --> 01:05:13.275
No! You do not lecture me about courage,
about my country.

01:05:13.277 --> 01:05:15.010
Never. Never.

01:05:15.012 --> 01:05:16.845
Not you. Not an American.

01:05:16.847 --> 01:05:18.346
You people. You talk and talk.

01:05:18.348 --> 01:05:20.882
Have been talking at us
for far too long.

01:05:20.884 --> 01:05:22.517
Courage?

01:05:22.519 --> 01:05:26.521
There are more death threats
on this show than singers.

01:05:26.523 --> 01:05:27.956
Touché.

01:05:27.958 --> 01:05:29.858
Michael Jackson.

01:05:29.860 --> 01:05:33.361
Pink Floyd. The Eagles.

01:05:33.363 --> 01:05:36.531
The Bee Gees.
Saturday Night Fever album.

01:05:36.533 --> 01:05:38.533
Fleetwood Mac.

01:05:38.535 --> 01:05:40.368
Miss Whitney Houston.

01:05:40.370 --> 01:05:43.538
They're all giants.
Demigods.

01:05:43.540 --> 01:05:47.976
They all crushed... crushed
40 million units or more.

01:05:47.978 --> 01:05:49.878
Forty million units.

01:05:49.880 --> 01:05:53.381
Now, you work too hard
for me not to say this.

01:05:53.383 --> 01:05:56.785
I consider you my new friend
in Afghanistan.

01:05:56.787 --> 01:05:59.387
I want you to consider me...

01:06:00.824 --> 01:06:02.657
your new partner.

01:06:04.061 --> 01:06:07.329
Now, I have an 80-20...

01:06:07.331 --> 01:06:10.298
that's been stepped on
by a preexisting 70-30.

01:06:10.300 --> 01:06:13.568
But your 15 against my 85...

01:06:13.570 --> 01:06:15.937
puts us both in a palace
in the hills, my friend.

01:06:15.939 --> 01:06:17.739
And those numbers
can be massaged.

01:06:17.741 --> 01:06:19.474
But the first thing...

01:06:20.844 --> 01:06:23.378
You got to just
hear the girl sing.

01:06:36.093 --> 01:06:38.126
Richie, the judges
want to know...

01:06:38.128 --> 01:06:39.961
if Salima will be
only singing in English.

01:06:39.963 --> 01:06:41.463
That's never happened before.

01:06:41.465 --> 01:06:45.200
Well, I'm afraid so.
It's a touching story.

01:06:45.202 --> 01:06:47.969
She learned from a seriously
wounded American GI...

01:06:47.971 --> 01:06:49.604
who was trapped in her village.

01:06:49.606 --> 01:06:52.807
As she nursed him back to health,
he taught her one word a day,

01:06:52.809 --> 01:06:55.744
until finally,
the music of the West.

01:06:57.280 --> 01:07:01.783
None of that's true. I mean,
apparently there was a soldier.

01:07:01.785 --> 01:07:03.985
So only Cat Stevens?

01:07:03.987 --> 01:07:05.987
And Jimmy Cliff.

01:07:05.989 --> 01:07:07.989
She does the Muslim West.
That's it.

01:07:43.827 --> 01:07:45.493
What?

01:07:46.329 --> 01:07:49.230
What'd that twerp say?
Nothing.

01:07:51.334 --> 01:07:54.002
I'm gonna go kill him, just in case.
No, Richie.

01:07:54.004 --> 01:07:56.871
All right,
when you're done,

01:07:56.873 --> 01:07:59.240
big James Brown finish.

01:07:59.242 --> 01:08:02.377
I come out,
throw a hijab around you,

01:08:02.379 --> 01:08:04.079
escort you off the stage.

01:08:04.081 --> 01:08:05.580
Richie...
You shrug off the shawl,

01:08:05.582 --> 01:08:08.416
stroll back to the mike,
go down, a full knee drop.

01:08:08.418 --> 01:08:11.352
Nail that last verse one last time.
Ignore him. You be you.

01:08:11.354 --> 01:08:15.190
You look like a lady.
You sing like an angel. It'll be enough.

01:08:25.869 --> 01:08:27.802
He's very good.

01:08:35.879 --> 01:08:37.412
Okay.

01:08:37.414 --> 01:08:39.494
Now's a good time
to be sick.

01:09:02.806 --> 01:09:05.140
Okay. Let 'em hear you.

01:09:15.285 --> 01:09:18.920
♪ Now that I've lost
everything to you ♪

01:09:18.922 --> 01:09:22.323
♪ You say you want to
start something new ♪

01:09:22.325 --> 01:09:26.094
♪ And it's breaking my heart
you're leaving ♪

01:09:26.096 --> 01:09:27.929
♪ Baby, I'm grieving ♪

01:09:27.931 --> 01:09:31.599
♪ But if you wanna leave,
take good care ♪

01:09:31.601 --> 01:09:34.936
♪ Hope you have
a lot of nice things to wear ♪

01:09:34.938 --> 01:09:39.674
♪ But then a lot of nice things
turn bad out there ♪

01:09:42.812 --> 01:09:47.448
♪ Oh, baby, baby,
it's a wild world ♪

01:09:49.152 --> 01:09:53.688
♪ It's hard to get by
just upon a smile ♪

01:09:56.126 --> 01:09:59.861
♪ Oh, baby, baby,
it's a wild world ♪

01:10:02.399 --> 01:10:06.534
♪ I'll always remember you
like a child, girl ♪

01:10:08.905 --> 01:10:12.574
♪ You know, I've seen a lot
of what the world can do ♪

01:10:12.576 --> 01:10:15.877
♪ And it's breakin'
my heart in two ♪

01:10:15.879 --> 01:10:19.380
♪ Because I never wanna
see you sad, girl ♪

01:10:19.382 --> 01:10:21.883
♪ Don't be a bad girl ♪

01:10:21.885 --> 01:10:25.687
♪ But if you wanna leave,
take good care ♪

01:10:25.689 --> 01:10:29.157
♪ Hope you make a lot
of nice friends out there ♪

01:10:29.159 --> 01:10:33.962
♪ But just remember there's a
lot of bad and beware ♪

01:10:37.334 --> 01:10:41.836
♪ Oh, baby, baby,
it's a wild world ♪

01:10:44.407 --> 01:10:47.041
♪ It's hard to get by
just upon a smile ♪

01:10:50.580 --> 01:10:54.582
♪ Ooh, baby, baby,
it's a wild world ♪

01:10:57.354 --> 01:11:01.589
♪ I'll always remember you
like a child, girl ♪

01:11:03.460 --> 01:11:07.929
♪ Oh, baby, baby,
it's a wild world ♪

01:11:09.699 --> 01:11:15.370
♪ It's hard to get by
just upon a smile ♪♪

01:11:18.642 --> 01:11:21.042
Yeah!

01:11:21.044 --> 01:11:23.278
Come on!
Whoo!

01:11:25.215 --> 01:11:27.515
Yeah! Come on!

01:11:49.072 --> 01:11:50.952
How you feelin', boss?

01:11:55.412 --> 01:11:57.478
They were with her.

01:11:59.015 --> 01:12:01.749
I can feel when it's working.

01:12:01.751 --> 01:12:03.484
And she had 'em.

01:12:06.423 --> 01:12:08.756
They didn't wanna show it,
but she had 'em.

01:12:10.093 --> 01:12:11.826
I mean, she was something.

01:12:15.098 --> 01:12:16.998
She was really something.

01:12:19.102 --> 01:12:22.837
♪ What else can a poor boy do? ♪

01:12:28.778 --> 01:12:32.113
May I hide from the wind
over here?

01:13:08.485 --> 01:13:10.551
We shook hands.

01:13:10.553 --> 01:13:13.955
That's a binding contract,
sacred in my world!

01:13:16.726 --> 01:13:19.761
Phone calls have been made,
to Dubai!

01:13:22.999 --> 01:13:26.901
I've heard the greatest!
I've heard the best!

01:13:26.903 --> 01:13:30.004
The way she sang last night,
she could have won it all!

01:13:36.346 --> 01:13:39.414
We could have won it all, Dad.

01:14:09.579 --> 01:14:11.746
If she goes back
to the village, Richie,

01:14:11.748 --> 01:14:14.615
I must remove her name
from the ballot.

01:14:24.260 --> 01:14:26.461
What a beautiful picture.

01:14:27.497 --> 01:14:29.063
Miss, would you mind moving?

01:14:29.065 --> 01:14:31.299
I'm trying to look at the skyline here.
Thank you.

01:14:31.301 --> 01:14:33.267
Asshole.

01:14:33.269 --> 01:14:35.136
What time is your flight?

01:14:38.608 --> 01:14:42.109
8:00 to Dubai.
Three-hour layover.

01:14:42.111 --> 01:14:46.514
And then I got a direct flight to LA.
Gotta sleep.

01:14:48.751 --> 01:14:50.485
I was going to tell you.
Really.

01:14:50.487 --> 01:14:52.920
When it comes to men,
I'm usually two steps ahead.

01:14:52.922 --> 01:14:55.523
It wasn't supposed
to end this way.

01:14:55.525 --> 01:14:57.625
That girl has talent.

01:14:57.627 --> 01:15:01.429
She has the gift.
She has the magic. I know it.

01:15:01.431 --> 01:15:04.499
How the hell good am I
if I can't break a talent like that?

01:15:04.501 --> 01:15:06.467
Honey, I saw the audience.

01:15:06.469 --> 01:15:10.204
They did not dig
an uncovered Pashtun girl...

01:15:10.206 --> 01:15:12.039
singing Cat Stevens in English.

01:15:13.943 --> 01:15:15.676
Sweetness and light.

01:15:16.312 --> 01:15:18.112
I watched that crowd.

01:15:18.114 --> 01:15:20.348
They wanted to go with her.

01:15:20.350 --> 01:15:21.949
They were dying to go with her.

01:15:21.951 --> 01:15:25.620
They just weren't able
to go with her because it was in public.

01:15:25.622 --> 01:15:27.221
You really believe that?

01:15:27.223 --> 01:15:29.123
I sure do.

01:15:30.159 --> 01:15:31.893
So?
So...

01:15:31.895 --> 01:15:35.029
daddy bear took her
out of the show, and she quit.

01:15:35.031 --> 01:15:39.867
Quit? You quit. It was that easy
for you to walk away.

01:15:39.869 --> 01:15:45.740
First little bump in the road,
and Mr. Richie's just giving up,

01:15:45.742 --> 01:15:50.077
slinking back to his
little Van Nuys world.

01:15:50.079 --> 01:15:53.147
I don't think you know
quite what you're talking about.

01:15:53.149 --> 01:15:55.816
Nah. I don't know shit.

01:15:55.818 --> 01:15:58.553
I know, 'cause my daddy
told me that.

01:15:59.689 --> 01:16:01.889
"Merci, just shut up.
Put on a tube top.

01:16:01.891 --> 01:16:04.992
Go find yourself a rich man
while you still can."

01:16:06.095 --> 01:16:10.364
And for a long time, too long,
I believed him.

01:16:10.366 --> 01:16:12.400
But you know what,
Richie?

01:16:12.402 --> 01:16:15.002
I am not dumb.

01:16:15.004 --> 01:16:18.539
I'm gonna walk out of here
with a serious nest egg...

01:16:18.541 --> 01:16:22.276
and open my own
real estate agency in Oahu.

01:16:24.380 --> 01:16:26.180
Richie Lanz,
I fought to be a winner,

01:16:26.182 --> 01:16:31.586
and I do not have time
for quitters and losers.

01:16:31.588 --> 01:16:34.589
I am not a loser.

01:16:34.591 --> 01:16:37.191
I am a quitter.

01:16:37.193 --> 01:16:39.627
If you really know talent,

01:16:39.629 --> 01:16:45.032
and you really know that Salima's
gonna win her way into the next round,

01:16:45.034 --> 01:16:46.767
then do something.

01:16:46.769 --> 01:16:49.236
Figure something out, man.
I don't know.

01:16:49.238 --> 01:16:50.938
But win, goddamn it.

01:16:52.208 --> 01:16:56.477
God, you are really crazy about me,
aren't you?

01:16:56.479 --> 01:17:00.982
I am your partner with this girl,
but I bet on you, Richie.

01:17:00.984 --> 01:17:03.050
Not her. You.

01:17:03.052 --> 01:17:05.953
And you better
deliver me my 30%.

01:17:12.161 --> 01:17:14.095
I got an idea.

01:17:14.097 --> 01:17:16.297
Of course you do, hon.

01:17:18.735 --> 01:17:20.635
It's a million-to-one shot.

01:17:23.006 --> 01:17:27.208
But so...
were the Bay City Rollers.

01:17:52.468 --> 01:17:54.935
Hey. As-salaam alaikum.

01:17:55.605 --> 01:17:57.104
Alaikum salaam.

01:18:01.210 --> 01:18:04.912
What do you say we keep
Salima on the ballot?

01:18:06.215 --> 01:18:07.715
What?

01:18:07.717 --> 01:18:12.319
Well, who actually knows that she quit?
I mean, officially.

01:18:12.321 --> 01:18:15.122
I know.
My staff knows.

01:18:15.124 --> 01:18:17.858
Okay, but they don't know,
right?

01:18:20.530 --> 01:18:22.463
On TV last night...

01:18:22.465 --> 01:18:26.467
there was her name on the ballot
with a phone number to call. Yes.

01:18:26.469 --> 01:18:31.005
You know, if you haven't officially
removed her from the ballot, don't.

01:18:31.007 --> 01:18:34.008
She's risked her life.
Come on.

01:18:34.010 --> 01:18:37.011
It'd be great for her village,
for her family, for her people,

01:18:37.013 --> 01:18:40.381
the nation, the world,
women everywhere.

01:18:40.383 --> 01:18:42.750
Maybe.
You know, probably.

01:18:42.752 --> 01:18:45.486
But I found this girl in a cave.

01:18:45.488 --> 01:18:49.090
And I heard her, and...

01:18:50.426 --> 01:18:52.426
I just got to know, man.

01:18:53.896 --> 01:18:56.330
I just got to know.

01:18:56.332 --> 01:18:58.399
And don't you wanna know?

01:19:03.673 --> 01:19:05.673
I already know.

01:19:05.675 --> 01:19:09.343
This conversation
never happened, okay?

01:19:14.517 --> 01:19:16.517
Salima!

01:19:16.519 --> 01:19:18.252
Salima!

01:19:18.254 --> 01:19:19.420
Salima!

01:20:27.957 --> 01:20:31.158
You okay? Oh, I think
I'm bleeding somewhere.

01:20:57.186 --> 01:21:00.054
I am going to brain this guy.

01:21:00.056 --> 01:21:02.690
Salima Khan! Salima Khan!

01:21:25.314 --> 01:21:26.647
Salima Khan!

01:21:26.649 --> 01:21:28.883
Salima Khan!

01:21:28.885 --> 01:21:31.085
Salima Khan!

01:21:34.724 --> 01:21:36.423
Salima Khan!

01:21:36.425 --> 01:21:39.059
Salima Khan! Salima Khan!

01:21:39.061 --> 01:21:42.963
She did it! You did it!
We're in!

01:21:45.534 --> 01:21:47.034
What?

01:21:47.036 --> 01:21:50.537
Salima Khan! Salima Khan!

01:21:50.539 --> 01:21:56.076
Salima Khan!

01:22:06.722 --> 01:22:11.191
Technically, the daddy
did threaten to cut off my head.

01:22:11.193 --> 01:22:15.129
That was before his lambkin
made it to the final round.

01:22:15.131 --> 01:22:17.598
Hey, he will put your head
on a spike.

01:22:17.600 --> 01:22:20.134
Come on. Babe, please.

01:22:21.037 --> 01:22:23.203
Face-to-face? I own him.

01:22:26.142 --> 01:22:29.376
Everything all right?
I have to go to work.

01:22:29.378 --> 01:22:30.644
Work?

01:22:33.983 --> 01:22:36.050
But you said that you retired.

01:22:36.052 --> 01:22:38.552
You-You said
you discovered Madonna.

01:22:40.056 --> 01:22:43.123
I don't have a choice.
None.

01:22:43.125 --> 01:22:45.693
So you're just gonna have to
trust me on this, Richie.

01:22:46.462 --> 01:22:48.729
Or not.

01:22:48.731 --> 01:22:53.133
What kind of warlord
throws a pool party on a weekday?

01:22:53.135 --> 01:22:56.603
So... you wanna
say something?

01:22:56.605 --> 01:22:59.473
- Yeah.
- Okay. Say it.

01:22:59.475 --> 01:23:04.645
What is a beauty like you
doing with a goof like me?

01:23:07.249 --> 01:23:09.416
You never heard
of "a Merci fuck"?

01:23:16.092 --> 01:23:18.158
May I ask you one favor?

01:23:20.329 --> 01:23:21.595
Okay.

01:23:21.597 --> 01:23:25.666
Don't do the Marilyn
wig thing with the scarves.

01:23:25.668 --> 01:23:28.102
Just save that for us.
I feel like that was our special deal.

01:23:28.104 --> 01:23:29.870
I will see you tomorrow.

01:23:29.872 --> 01:23:33.507
I have a lot of emotion
tied into it.

01:23:44.787 --> 01:23:48.522
We are returning to the
picturesque Pashtun village.

01:23:48.524 --> 01:23:50.891
Although without backup.

01:23:50.893 --> 01:23:54.128
But this time
for twice my initial fee.

01:23:55.831 --> 01:23:58.065
You need a hook,
Mr. Bombay.

01:23:58.067 --> 01:24:01.101
There's a million
mercenary memoirs out there.

01:24:02.004 --> 01:24:04.405
I'm sorry.
This is what I do.

01:24:04.407 --> 01:24:07.474
Yeah. What you do
is talk shit.

01:24:10.880 --> 01:24:14.648
I could get you
in a bidding situation.

01:24:14.650 --> 01:24:17.010
Miss Merci.

01:24:18.020 --> 01:24:19.753
House of pain.

01:24:19.755 --> 01:24:22.656
Me and this Pashtun girl,
we're in the hot tub with two guys.

01:24:22.658 --> 01:24:24.558
Oh, Lord.

01:24:24.560 --> 01:24:28.195
With Azam Ghol
and this... this Nizar.

01:24:28.197 --> 01:24:30.831
All right. Just give me
the gory details.

01:24:30.833 --> 01:24:32.566
Richie, shut up.
Listen to me.

01:24:32.568 --> 01:24:37.004
Those bullets that
you sold to Salima's father...

01:24:37.006 --> 01:24:39.106
I don't know
if they're, like, bad.

01:24:39.108 --> 01:24:40.741
They won't fire.
They're old.

01:24:40.743 --> 01:24:44.244
Richie, it was all a setup.
Do you hear me?

01:24:44.246 --> 01:24:46.547
You delivered
the bad bullets for them.

01:24:46.549 --> 01:24:49.283
They used you, Richie.
You were the fucking patsy.

01:24:49.285 --> 01:24:51.852
And Nizar's gonna kill Salima.
He's a crazy man.

01:24:51.854 --> 01:24:53.353
He kept screaming about it.

01:24:53.355 --> 01:24:55.222
She's, like, a whore,
an infidel, whatever.

01:24:55.224 --> 01:24:58.025
And you put her on TV,
Richie.

01:24:58.027 --> 01:25:00.360
They're gonna fucking kill her.
They're gonna kill her father,

01:25:00.362 --> 01:25:03.697
take over the village,
and you've got to do something.

01:25:03.699 --> 01:25:04.765
Do you get it?

01:25:06.702 --> 01:25:08.368
Thanks for the tip, honey.

01:25:08.370 --> 01:25:10.804
See you soon. Gotta go.

01:25:10.806 --> 01:25:13.807
Richie? Richie?

01:25:16.612 --> 01:25:18.378
Slight change of plans.

01:25:18.380 --> 01:25:20.380
Let's go back to Kabul.

01:25:20.983 --> 01:25:22.716
What?

01:25:22.718 --> 01:25:24.518
We're not gonna go get her?

01:25:28.591 --> 01:25:29.823
What?

01:25:29.825 --> 01:25:34.294
Your handshake is your word.
You shook her hand.

01:25:36.065 --> 01:25:39.466
You tell Salima
that your word is bond.

01:25:40.836 --> 01:25:42.469
Richie,

01:25:43.272 --> 01:25:45.305
you are her manager.

01:25:51.580 --> 01:25:53.180
Shit.

01:25:54.250 --> 01:25:57.317
Stop.
What?

01:25:57.319 --> 01:25:59.453
Just stop the car.

01:25:59.455 --> 01:26:01.722
Stop. Stop!

01:26:26.282 --> 01:26:29.216
Hey! The fuck?

01:26:30.853 --> 01:26:32.419
What's happening?

01:26:52.675 --> 01:26:54.308
What the hell?

01:27:01.984 --> 01:27:04.818
I never discovered Madonna.

01:27:04.820 --> 01:27:06.620
What?

01:27:08.324 --> 01:27:12.259
I never handled
a real headliner.

01:27:12.261 --> 01:27:16.597
I did have Eddie Money, but it was back
when he was Eddie Mahoney.

01:27:16.599 --> 01:27:19.566
It was long before
"Two Tickets To Paradise."

01:27:22.271 --> 01:27:24.338
I made a few bucks.

01:27:27.176 --> 01:27:30.410
I nailed a couple
of hot publicists.

01:27:31.513 --> 01:27:35.282
But I also gave up
a daughter I love.

01:27:39.088 --> 01:27:40.554
But, gentlemen,
Riza is right.

01:27:40.556 --> 01:27:45.592
There are four
sacred bonds in this life:

01:27:46.895 --> 01:27:48.762
A parent and child,

01:27:49.732 --> 01:27:51.598
a husband and wife,

01:27:52.434 --> 01:27:54.668
a priest and confessor...

01:27:57.306 --> 01:27:59.273
and manager-talent.

01:28:00.409 --> 01:28:02.075
What about doctor-patient?

01:28:02.077 --> 01:28:04.037
Or lawyer-client.

01:28:05.314 --> 01:28:06.880
Not sacred.

01:28:09.251 --> 01:28:12.319
Now, Salima...

01:28:15.057 --> 01:28:16.890
is my act.

01:28:16.892 --> 01:28:18.558
She's mine.

01:28:19.828 --> 01:28:22.362
I am her manager.

01:28:23.465 --> 01:28:25.632
And my act needs me.

01:28:27.670 --> 01:28:29.303
Now.

01:28:59.301 --> 01:29:01.335
"You stole my daughter."

01:29:02.438 --> 01:29:05.472
Yes. But you raised her.

01:29:05.474 --> 01:29:07.040
And you raised her...

01:29:07.042 --> 01:29:10.777
to honor and celebrate...

01:29:10.779 --> 01:29:15.515
your family,
your country and your God.

01:29:17.186 --> 01:29:21.054
And if you didn't truly believe that,
wouldn't she be dead by now?

01:29:25.461 --> 01:29:27.928
Hang on. It gets worse.

01:29:56.091 --> 01:29:57.724
Understandable.

01:29:58.994 --> 01:30:00.761
We are your only chance.

01:30:02.164 --> 01:30:04.598
"We?"
Yeah.

01:30:04.600 --> 01:30:07.968
There is no "we."
I'm done with you.

01:30:09.505 --> 01:30:11.438
That's enough.

01:30:15.377 --> 01:30:18.745
When were you going to tell me?
Was it a big surprise or something?

01:30:18.747 --> 01:30:21.114
Something you were gonna
spring on me?

01:30:21.116 --> 01:30:22.816
It just hit me.

01:30:24.186 --> 01:30:26.887
This is your killer hook.

01:30:26.889 --> 01:30:32.526
This is your final chapter
of your best-selling book, right here.

01:30:32.528 --> 01:30:36.596
Oh, my book. My book.
You mean my posthumous book.

01:30:36.598 --> 01:30:38.865
The one that you're gonna make
all the money off of...

01:30:38.867 --> 01:30:41.735
after these guys shoot me
about a thousand times?

01:30:41.737 --> 01:30:44.137
- There is no deal, Hollywood.
- All right. All right.

01:30:44.139 --> 01:30:45.739
I never do this.

01:30:45.741 --> 01:30:48.975
If you ever tell anyone I did this,
I'll deny it.

01:30:48.977 --> 01:30:50.944
But I'm gonna cut my fee.

01:30:50.946 --> 01:30:53.980
There'll be no Richie 35
on this one.

01:30:53.982 --> 01:30:58.151
There'll be Richie 15,
and we're still both gonna do great.

01:30:58.153 --> 01:31:02.456
Because this is golden.

01:31:04.493 --> 01:31:08.161
Brian, you don't
wanna be the guy...

01:31:09.431 --> 01:31:12.165
that left the Alamo.

01:31:18.574 --> 01:31:20.740
You are a piece of work.

01:31:21.910 --> 01:31:23.477
Thank you.

01:31:23.479 --> 01:31:27.180
My posthumous book...
I wonder what you'll call it.

01:31:27.182 --> 01:31:29.483
Chief, this is for you.

01:31:31.186 --> 01:31:35.255
In that truck is all the ammunition
you will ever need.

01:31:35.257 --> 01:31:39.025
And my bullets work.

01:31:39.027 --> 01:31:43.630
Now come on back here with me.

01:31:45.634 --> 01:31:49.102
That's for you. Brand new.
There you go.

01:31:49.104 --> 01:31:50.837
Careful with that.

01:32:41.857 --> 01:32:45.325
Thanks for not killing me.

01:32:47.029 --> 01:32:50.630
What did he say?
The day is not over yet.

01:32:52.568 --> 01:32:54.134
Pretty good.

01:33:13.188 --> 01:33:14.788
Richie.

01:33:16.024 --> 01:33:17.624
Hi.

01:33:22.798 --> 01:33:26.900
In all the excitement,
I forgot to congratulate you.

01:33:26.902 --> 01:33:29.269
You won.

01:33:29.271 --> 01:33:31.871
I told you.

01:33:31.873 --> 01:33:34.074
Yeah.

01:33:34.076 --> 01:33:36.209
And that was nothing.

01:33:36.211 --> 01:33:39.813
I had a killer arrangement
for the finals.

01:33:39.815 --> 01:33:42.749
Strings. Gospel choir.

01:33:42.751 --> 01:33:45.719
Wall of sound. Huge.

01:33:45.721 --> 01:33:47.954
You would have won in a walk.

01:33:53.762 --> 01:33:59.065
Salima, honey,
you were the best I ever heard.

01:34:02.270 --> 01:34:03.970
You saw it all.

01:34:05.007 --> 01:34:09.009
Well...
Except for this part.

01:34:09.011 --> 01:34:14.180
Richie, this, right now...
This will be the best part.

01:34:14.750 --> 01:34:16.349
The dying part?

01:34:16.351 --> 01:34:21.121
Not the dying part.
The living.

01:34:21.123 --> 01:34:23.757
You... You folks
from the mystic East...

01:34:23.759 --> 01:34:28.194
have a much better handle
on the whole karma, life/death thing.

01:34:29.097 --> 01:34:32.098
Rumi writes,

01:34:32.100 --> 01:34:36.169
"There's a candle in your heart,
ready to be kindled."

01:34:36.171 --> 01:34:41.174
There's a void in your soul,
ready to be filled.

01:34:41.810 --> 01:34:43.943
"You feel it, don't you?"

01:34:43.945 --> 01:34:47.447
Richie.
You will.

01:34:47.449 --> 01:34:49.115
I...

01:34:49.117 --> 01:34:52.252
I promise
you will feel it.

01:35:14.509 --> 01:35:17.210
♪ Mama, take this badge off of me ♪

01:35:21.483 --> 01:35:25.051
♪ I can't use it anymore ♪

01:35:28.156 --> 01:35:31.991
♪ It's getting dark,
too dark to see ♪

01:35:35.030 --> 01:35:39.099
♪ I feel I'm knocking
on heaven's door ♪

01:35:42.070 --> 01:35:46.072
♪ Knock, knock, knocking
on heaven's door ♪

01:35:48.944 --> 01:35:53.079
♪ Knock, knock, knocking
on heaven's door ♪

01:35:56.017 --> 01:36:00.086
♪ Knock, knock, knocking
on heaven's door ♪

01:36:02.924 --> 01:36:06.793
♪ Knock, knock, knocking
on heaven's door ♪♪

01:36:11.133 --> 01:36:12.499
This is nuts!

01:36:14.936 --> 01:36:18.371
I'm not a fighter.
I'm a deal maker.

01:36:18.373 --> 01:36:20.874
I'm gonna go make a deal.

01:36:20.876 --> 01:36:22.942
You just gotta love this guy.

01:36:27.883 --> 01:36:31.117
These guys have no idea
what they're up against.

01:36:32.287 --> 01:36:34.220
Let me do the talking.

01:36:35.257 --> 01:36:36.956
Knock yourself out.

01:36:48.436 --> 01:36:51.404
"What are you doing?"

01:36:51.406 --> 01:36:54.607
I'm representing.
I'm here to negotiate.

01:36:54.609 --> 01:36:57.477
And you?

01:36:58.814 --> 01:37:02.482
"We are here to kill all unbelievers
and the whore who sings."

01:37:05.420 --> 01:37:08.021
Okay. I'm hearing you.

01:37:08.023 --> 01:37:11.491
More of a deal breaker
than a negotiation.

01:37:11.493 --> 01:37:15.829
Let's get serious. What's it gonna
take for all of this to go away?

01:37:19.100 --> 01:37:21.701
"Kill him. Kill this fool now."

01:37:21.703 --> 01:37:27.807
Okay. Very quickly.
A key is to know what the other guy wants.

01:37:27.809 --> 01:37:32.445
You are a warlord.
You want war, I suppose.

01:37:32.447 --> 01:37:35.014
Money. Power.
Maybe opium.

01:37:35.016 --> 01:37:37.617
And in an ideal world...

01:37:37.619 --> 01:37:43.389
you'd like CIA and Taliban to both
pay you to sell out your own country.

01:37:43.391 --> 01:37:44.958
You're a warlord.

01:37:59.908 --> 01:38:03.009
Stand down! Stand down!

01:38:07.482 --> 01:38:10.483
Anybody else wanna see
how real bullets work?

01:38:10.485 --> 01:38:11.985
Richie, you're all right.

01:38:11.987 --> 01:38:14.587
It's a flesh wound.
Walk it off. Let's go.

01:38:22.030 --> 01:38:24.931
♪ Now I've been happy lately ♪

01:38:24.933 --> 01:38:28.067
♪ Thinking about
the good things to come ♪

01:38:28.069 --> 01:38:31.337
♪ And I believe it could be ♪

01:38:31.339 --> 01:38:33.706
♪ Something good has begun ♪

01:38:33.708 --> 01:38:37.510
♪ Oh, I've been smiling lately ♪

01:38:37.512 --> 01:38:40.013
♪ Dreaming about the world
as one ♪

01:38:40.015 --> 01:38:43.349
♪ And I believe it could be ♪

01:38:43.351 --> 01:38:46.052
♪ Someday it's going to come ♪

01:38:46.054 --> 01:38:49.355
♪ Cause out on
the edge of darkness ♪

01:38:49.357 --> 01:38:51.457
♪ There rides a peace train ♪

01:38:51.459 --> 01:38:55.762
♪ Oh, peace train,
take this country ♪

01:38:55.764 --> 01:38:58.031
♪ Come take me home again ♪

01:38:58.033 --> 01:39:01.200
♪ Now I've been smiling lately ♪

01:39:01.202 --> 01:39:04.103
♪ Thinking about
the good things to come ♪

01:39:04.105 --> 01:39:07.707
♪ And I believe it could be ♪

01:39:07.709 --> 01:39:10.209
♪ Something good has begun ♪

01:39:10.211 --> 01:39:13.212
♪ Oh, peace train
sounding louder ♪

01:39:13.214 --> 01:39:16.115
♪ Glide on the peace train ♪

01:39:16.117 --> 01:39:19.385
♪ Oh-ah-ay-ah-oh-ah ♪

01:39:19.387 --> 01:39:21.888
♪ Come on now, peace train ♪

01:39:21.890 --> 01:39:25.258
♪ Yes, peace train,
holy roller ♪

01:39:25.260 --> 01:39:28.661
♪ Everyone jump up
on the peace train ♪

01:39:28.663 --> 01:39:31.264
♪ Oh-ah-ay-ah-oh-ah ♪

01:39:31.266 --> 01:39:34.233
♪ Come on now, peace train ♪

01:39:34.235 --> 01:39:37.403
♪ Come and join the living ♪

01:39:37.405 --> 01:39:40.139
♪ It's not so far from you ♪

01:39:40.141 --> 01:39:43.643
♪ And it's getting nearer ♪

01:39:43.645 --> 01:39:46.346
♪ Soon it will all be true ♪

01:39:46.348 --> 01:39:49.248
♪ Peace train sounding louder ♪

01:39:49.250 --> 01:39:52.318
♪ Glide on the peace train ♪

01:39:52.320 --> 01:39:55.321
♪ Oh-ah-ay-ah-oh-ah ♪

01:39:55.323 --> 01:39:57.557
♪ Come on now, peace train ♪

01:39:58.326 --> 01:40:01.361
♪ I've been crying lately ♪

01:40:01.363 --> 01:40:04.297
♪ Thinking about the world
as it is ♪

01:40:04.299 --> 01:40:07.767
♪ Why must we go on hating? ♪

01:40:07.769 --> 01:40:09.702
♪ Why can't we live in bliss? ♪

01:40:09.704 --> 01:40:13.706
♪ 'Cause out on
the edge of darkness ♪

01:40:13.708 --> 01:40:16.142
♪ There rides a peace train ♪

01:40:16.144 --> 01:40:19.946
♪ Oh, peace train,
take this country ♪

01:40:19.948 --> 01:40:22.281
♪ Come take me home again ♪

01:40:22.283 --> 01:40:25.318
♪ Peace train, holy roller ♪

01:40:25.320 --> 01:40:28.287
♪ Everyone jump up
on the peace train ♪

01:40:28.289 --> 01:40:31.457
♪ Oh-ah-ay-ah-oh-ah ♪

01:40:31.459 --> 01:40:33.459
♪ Come on now, peace train ♪

01:40:34.295 --> 01:40:37.363
♪ Oh-ah-ay-ah-oh-ah ♪

01:40:37.365 --> 01:40:44.704
♪ Come on, come on,
peace train ♪♪

01:40:45.974 --> 01:40:48.641
♪ Peace train, holy roller ♪

01:40:48.643 --> 01:40:51.711
♪ Everyone jump up
on the peace train ♪

01:40:51.713 --> 01:40:54.514
♪ Hoo-ah-eeh-ah-hoo-ah ♪

01:40:54.516 --> 01:40:57.483
♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪

01:40:57.485 --> 01:41:01.587
♪ Let's come on,
peace train, oh ♪

01:41:08.329 --> 01:41:11.497
♪ Hoo-ah-eeh-ah-hoo-ah ♪

01:41:11.499 --> 01:41:14.567
♪ Come on, peace train
The peace train ♪

01:41:20.075 --> 01:41:23.409
♪ Come on, peace train ♪♪

01:41:49.404 --> 01:41:52.538
No. No, I don't, uh...
Thank you.

01:41:52.540 --> 01:41:56.075
I don't want string.
I don't use string. Okay?

01:41:56.077 --> 01:41:58.744
Do I look like...
Do I look like I use string?

01:41:58.746 --> 01:42:02.048
No, I want this thing here.
I want the animal. Okay?

01:42:02.050 --> 01:42:03.950
Come on. For my kid.
For my girl.

01:42:03.952 --> 01:42:05.785
Let's take a look.

01:42:05.787 --> 01:42:07.386
Come on.

01:42:08.556 --> 01:42:11.424
All right, what you got
to have for this, five bucks?

01:42:11.426 --> 01:42:13.426
It's made in Taiwan.
You didn't make this.

01:42:13.428 --> 01:42:16.429
You didn't make this.
This was made by Chinese people in Taiwan.

01:42:16.431 --> 01:42:18.164
Five bucks good? We good?

01:42:20.635 --> 01:42:22.401
If you're saying 10 bucks,
I'm sorry.

01:42:22.403 --> 01:42:24.270
'Cause I only got five bucks.
It's all I got.

01:42:24.272 --> 01:42:25.972
You can't do it for five?

01:42:25.974 --> 01:42:27.573
Here, man, take it.

01:42:27.575 --> 01:42:29.242
I'll find somewhere else
for five, I promise you.

01:42:29.244 --> 01:42:32.011
It's what I got. It's all I got.

01:42:32.013 --> 01:42:35.314
Thank you so much.
Thanks. Appreciate it.

01:42:35.316 --> 01:42:38.618
That's great. That'll be...
All right, give me some string.

01:42:38.620 --> 01:42:41.654
Give me some... Here, I found
five more bucks. Give me...

01:42:47.362 --> 01:42:50.596
Well, that's ugly. Give me...
Give me that blue one.

01:42:52.700 --> 01:42:54.934
Which one...
I don't need all of this.

01:42:54.936 --> 01:42:56.536
Which one's better?
This one?

01:42:56.538 --> 01:42:58.538
Give me...
That one's clean.

01:43:00.942 --> 01:43:04.644
Now it's mixed in there. That's the color.
Which one's better, this or this?

01:43:04.646 --> 01:43:06.112
Which one?

01:43:06.114 --> 01:43:08.614
I'm taking that one.
Between these two.

01:43:08.616 --> 01:43:11.284
Ah. Ah.

01:43:11.286 --> 01:43:12.785
I just wanna take
one of these.

01:43:12.787 --> 01:43:15.121
I want two of these.
This one or this one?

01:43:15.123 --> 01:43:16.956
This one?

01:43:16.958 --> 01:43:18.791
I got that one. Here.

01:43:18.793 --> 01:43:21.873
This one or this one?

01:43:25.133 --> 01:43:26.732
I'm gonna decide
on my own.

01:43:26.734 --> 01:43:29.168
I've already put this one in my mouth.
I'm keeping that one.

01:43:29.170 --> 01:43:32.505
And that reminds me of someone,
and this is brand new and mysterious.

01:43:32.507 --> 01:43:34.340
So you keep that one.
We'll call it square.

01:43:34.342 --> 01:43:36.742
Oh.

01:43:37.879 --> 01:43:39.545
Okay.

01:43:39.569 --> 01:43:55.569
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