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[Orchestral Manoeuvres in the
Dark singing "So In Love"]

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♪ Talk to me don't lie to me ♪

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♪ Save your breath ♪

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♪ Don't look at me ♪

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♪ Don't smile at me ♪

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♪ Just close your eyes ♪

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♪ I was so impressed by you ♪

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♪ I was runnin' blind ♪

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♪ I would fall for every trick ♪

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♪ Every twist of mind ♪

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♪ Heaven is cold ♪

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♪ Without any soul ♪

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♪ It's hard to believe ♪

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♪ I was so in love with you ♪

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Check. Check.

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Check. Check.

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♪ All the things
you said to me ♪

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♪ I was so upset.. ♪

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Hey, Dan.
Jerry.

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New sign?
Same sign, Jerry.

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New suction cups.
Come on.

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♪ God I did my best.. ♪♪

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No. I was... I was actually
calling about the reunion

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you know, 'cause it's right
around the corner.

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...from Barkledge
High School.

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...well, I..

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Herbert Farber
just hung up on me.

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Jesus, dude, how many times
have you been married?

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Well, bring 'em all.

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May I speak
with Jeff Suttleson, please?

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Jeff? Dan Landsman.

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From high school.

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The D man.

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No? Nothin'?

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Neil Boitress, D Money.

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[laughs]

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Dan... Landsman.

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It was a nickname.
Everyone used to call me that.

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Uh, they... yes, they did.
They definitely did.

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Class of '94?
Yes, there we go.

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No, I don't think
I still suck.

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Yes, it's that time.

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20 years.
Can you believe it?

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Well, we sent out
a paper invitation

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and followed that up
with an E-vite

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and a link to the Facebook page.

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Oh, you did? Great!

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But you're not... Got it.

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There seemed to be a little
indecision in your voice.

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I'm gonna see
if I could flip ya.

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Flip you to a yes.
Oh, okay.

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That's not very mature.

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[indistinct chatter]

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Whoop!

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Craig? Randy?

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So, uh..
I'm up for beers.

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What are you guys doing?
You guys grabbing beers or..

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Yeah, I don't think..
I'm gonna head home myself.

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Yeah. So maybe next time.

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Yeah, yeah.
Alright, buddy.

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Okay.
Maybe next time.

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Okay.

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Yeah, I'll call you.

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Well, I'm askin' you
what the...

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What is the future
of Pirates' baseball?

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The problem is
here in Pittsburg

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we know that we can't

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spend as much on salary,
so they constantly have guys

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that they develop,
then leave Pittsburg.

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Well, you know what?
You can't bring Dave Parker back.

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You can't bring back
Willie Stargell.

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You gotta go with what got you there.
But do you think...

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You gotta go
with prospects.

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Do you think
McCutchen is enough

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to lead this team
to a World Series?

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[sighs]

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[indistinct radio chatter]

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[cutlery clinking]

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They invite you for drinks?

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No.

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Did you tell them that you
wanted to go like we talked about?

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Yeah. They just
weren't goin' tonight.

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Oh. I thought
they said that last time

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but then you drove by
and you saw them.

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Yeah, well, they weren't
doing that this time.

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Zach, wanna tell your dad
about your new girlfriend?

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Girlfriend?
She's not my girlfriend.

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Just heard
this girl Heather likes me.

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She's older. I told him
he should ask her out.

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You think I should?

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[inhales deeply]

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Hmm.

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I'd do
a little more investigating.

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These girls
usually like older guys.

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I think that's what
I'm bumpin' up against,
but you know..

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...put some feelers out there.

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I did.
And her friend said it's true.

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Yeah, well, you never know.

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I mean, the friend
could be lying.

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Why would she lie?

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Well, what if
it's a prank planned

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by all the girls at school
to get you to ask her out

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and then they all laugh
and make fun of you?

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Dan!
What?

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I'm just preparing him

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for certain realities
of high school.

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[instrumental music]

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[bell rings]

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Good morning.
Shurmur Consulting.

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May I help you?
No..

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[grunts]

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[clicks mouse]

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Come on.

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[clicks mouse]

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Come on!

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[keys clacking]

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What the fuck is this?

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Where are they?

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I don't get this.

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Bill, have you got a second?

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Oh, yeah, Daniel, come on in.

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I hate to bring this up again

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but the Internet connection
is so beyond frustrating.

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What do you mean, the cord?
No, not the cord.

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The speed.
We got to get with it, you know.

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That's why we lost
the Harkin account. No.

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I went to high school with
Dale Harkin and he won't work with us?

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The reason we lost
the Harkin account

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is 'cause Dale's dad
is a liar.

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Dale's dad is a perjurer.

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And he wants things faster.
He emails.

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Uh... uh, I've been doing
this job for 40 years

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without a computer,
and I'm doing fine.

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Okay, but what happened
to the Bill Shurmur

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I always wanted to work for?

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The Bill Shurmur who always
loved catchin' that big fish!

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Daniel, I get it.
I hear you.

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I just don't have
the funds for these toys.

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I can't. Don't do that.
That... that's, that's not fair.

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Come here.

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[Dan sighs]

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Alright, you're my guy.
You know that, right?
Yeah, but...

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And you've been
telling me to think bigger

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for... for... for years,
but I... I need to have

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a little more cashola first
and then I promise you

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the Dan plan is a go.
I... I promise you.

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[blows a raspberry]

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Get out of here.

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[sighs]

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...now on sale
at Cabinets To Go.

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We've got solid wood,
high-quality kitchen cabinets

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with features like self-closing
European style hardware

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dovetail joints
and guaranteed moisture..

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Come on in.
You'll find the quality..

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The ocean and the sun.

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Both beautiful... both deadly.

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Now, the ocean, I can keep
that safe pretty easily.

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But the sun..

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[tape rewinds]

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The ocean and the sun.

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Both beautiful... both deadly.

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[crickets chirping]

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Stacey?

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Honey?

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This is my beach.

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And I need to protect it.

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Now, the ocean, I can keep
that safe pretty easily.

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But the sun... I leave that

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to Banana Boat Triple Defense
Sunscreen for men.

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[baby crying]

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[sighs]

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What? You didn't
notice anything there?

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I don't know
what we're looking for.

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Fucking Lawless!
Oliver Lawless.

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From high school?
Yes, from high school.

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On a national commercial.
He did it. He made it!

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Zach, that was one of
daddy's good friends.

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Really?
No, it was not.

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He was a friend.
This is what you woke us up for?

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Goddammit, Dan!

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It's gonna take me half an hour
to put her back to bed.

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Go to sleep, Zach, please.
Alright.

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Jesus!

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Let's watch it
one more time.

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...Sunscreen for men.

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Hey, dad,
can I ask you about Heather?

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Not now, Zach,
we're watching.

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We've seen it a bunch now.
It's crazy, right?

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Yeah, I guess.
You guess? What.. Oh, right?

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How many of your close buddies
are on a national TV spot, come on.

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And I'm recording.

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The ocean and the sun..
Nope. No, no, no, stop.

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You got to start earlier,
then hit play, then exit

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so the bar goes away
before it starts.

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Okay, let's do it again.
Run it back.

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Back it up
and give me some volume!

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Mom, said that I...
Don't worry about mom!

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I'll handle mom. Come on, Zach.
One more time, we're so close.

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And play.

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Banana Boat.

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The only boat en route
to protecting your skin.

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[woman screams]

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Excuse me.
Good?

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Haa!

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Zachary!

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[grunts]

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[instrumental music]

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[music continues]

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Hang up the phones.

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Hang up the phones!

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Okay.

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Boop. Boop.
Jesus Christ!

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What are you doing?
And boop.

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Huh..
What the fuck?

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I'll tell you
what the fuck, Randy.

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D-Fresh has an idea.

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Who's D-Fresh?
It's me, Jerry. Focus.

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I have an idea.

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It's gonna take this thing
to the next level.

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And get every single person
from our class to RSVP yes.

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How?
Taj, bring up the reunion
Facebook page for me, please.

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Everyone gather around.

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Gather around?
Come on. Chop chop.

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Why? Why would we do that?

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Press play for me, Taj.

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The ocean and the sun.
And full screen it for me, Taj.

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Both beautiful... both deadly.
What the fuck is this?

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Mm.
Mm?

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Is that Oliver Lawless?
Yes!

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It's Oliver Lawless!
He's a big Hollywood actor now.

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We get Lawless to come,
the whole class will follow.

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It's like one of those
bullshit charity events.

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They bring out the celebrities.

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If Dave Schwimmer goes,
everyone goes!

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Look, as chairman of the alumni committee...
There is no chairman, Dan.

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Okay, then how come
I am the only one

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with the administrator password
to the Facebook page, Lucy?

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Because you set it up and
you won't give it to anyone.

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Whatever!
I'm telling you
he's the answer here, guys.

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Okay. Let's just assume
that you're right

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and I'm not sayin' that you are

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but let's just, uh,
let's assume it for a second.

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Okay.
How're we supposed to get him?

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Yeah.
Mm.

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He hasn't responded
to anything.

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Nothing.
Mm-hmm.

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Maybe I should be the one
reaching out. We're old friends.

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Um, you were not friends with Lawless.
Oh, was I not, Randy?

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Is that why he sent me the video
'cause we weren't friends?

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Well, you could've
just recorded it off your TV.
Mm-hmm.

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Yep.
That's exactly what...

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Guys, guys, we're getting
away from the issue here.

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Okay, okay, I want
to go to the other issue then.

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The one where you're,
like, lying

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about being friends
with Lawless.

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I don't need this.

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I'm going to get
my friend Oliver Lawless

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to come to this reunion and
then we'll see which issue is which.

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What?

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Oliver! What's up dude?

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Haven't seen you
in a long time, bro.

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Since high school?
Has it been that long? Jeez!

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So looking very likely
I'll be headin' out

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to the west side on biz.

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Thought maybe
we could grab some brews

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on the old expense account.
Holler at me, dawg.

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You can message me here or
you can hit me up on my email.

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Peace.

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D-Rock.

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Morning, Shelley.

00:13:37.184 --> 00:13:39.017
Hey, Dan.

00:13:39.019 --> 00:13:40.218
James.

00:13:41.855 --> 00:13:44.455
[instrumental music]

00:13:52.265 --> 00:13:53.598
[keys clacking]

00:13:53.600 --> 00:13:56.467
Los Angeles businesses.

00:14:00.373 --> 00:14:03.007
Drazen Partners.

00:14:03.009 --> 00:14:04.209
Voila.

00:14:04.211 --> 00:14:06.010
Kent Drazen.

00:14:06.012 --> 00:14:07.212
Hello, sir.

00:14:09.249 --> 00:14:10.448
[knock on door]

00:14:10.450 --> 00:14:11.482
Bill, you got a sec?

00:14:11.484 --> 00:14:12.584
Yeah, come on in.

00:14:12.586 --> 00:14:14.219
Got a very
exciting prospect.

00:14:14.221 --> 00:14:17.121
This firm in LA
just fired their whole team.

00:14:17.123 --> 00:14:19.023
I got wind of it.
Made a couple of calls.

00:14:19.025 --> 00:14:21.893
Ended up havin' a pretty
substantial email exchange

00:14:21.895 --> 00:14:23.928
with the CEO Kent Drazen.

00:14:23.930 --> 00:14:25.396
He wants me to fly out there
and meet him.

00:14:25.398 --> 00:14:28.466
Here, check out the email.
Kent Drazen.

00:14:28.468 --> 00:14:29.968
Oh, well, I guess...
He's the CEO.

00:14:29.970 --> 00:14:31.870
I pressed something..
Oh. Here, no problem.

00:14:31.872 --> 00:14:33.221
I'll get it right back.
Uh, please..

00:14:33.222 --> 00:14:34.571
There it is.
No. Uh, forget it.

00:14:34.574 --> 00:14:36.074
Just... I don't..
Is that better?
Are you sure?

00:14:36.076 --> 00:14:37.108
No, no.
You can see it.

00:14:37.110 --> 00:14:39.310
Please.

00:14:39.312 --> 00:14:43.481
Well... right here, he says
how he likes doing things

00:14:43.483 --> 00:14:46.150
the old-fashioned way,
face to face.

00:14:46.152 --> 00:14:48.987
Reminds me of you, Bill.
Mm-hmm.

00:14:48.989 --> 00:14:52.090
And right here he says,
"I would love to do business
with your company."

00:14:52.092 --> 00:14:54.525
I mean, that's a strong email.

00:14:56.630 --> 00:14:58.963
You have
an instinct here, Daniel?

00:14:58.965 --> 00:15:01.466
I do.
This could be big.

00:15:04.004 --> 00:15:05.036
Let's do it.
Yeah?

00:15:05.038 --> 00:15:06.938
Yeah.
You, uh, book two tickets.

00:15:06.940 --> 00:15:08.139
Economy.

00:15:08.141 --> 00:15:10.341
Well, uh..

00:15:10.343 --> 00:15:12.377
...oh, you want to, uh..

00:15:12.379 --> 00:15:14.979
Yeah, I should meet him.
Oh, yeah.

00:15:14.981 --> 00:15:17.048
Well, I mean I hope
it doesn't spook him but...

00:15:17.050 --> 00:15:19.217
Well, why would it spook him?
Yeah, right.

00:15:19.219 --> 00:15:20.518
Well, let me check
the airlines.

00:15:20.520 --> 00:15:23.054
See if I can grab you a seat.

00:15:23.056 --> 00:15:26.257
Thursday flights,
sold out, sold out, sold out.

00:15:26.259 --> 00:15:29.327
Cross-checking with the other carriers.
Ugh! Nothing!

00:15:29.329 --> 00:15:32.409
And you can see that on the phone?
Yeah, it's a new app.

00:15:32.933 --> 00:15:34.465
[sighs]

00:15:34.467 --> 00:15:36.601
We tried.
Hold on.

00:15:36.603 --> 00:15:38.436
Looks like
a solo mission this time.

00:15:38.438 --> 00:15:42.373
I got an idea.
Let me just... call Roselle.

00:15:42.375 --> 00:15:45.209
She's been my travel agent...
She's gonna be looking at
the same screen I'm looking at.

00:15:45.211 --> 00:15:48.947
Never hurts to try.
I... I got to tell you,
I... I, I don't trust the web.

00:15:48.949 --> 00:15:50.348
Yeah. Roselle, please.

00:16:05.365 --> 00:16:06.731
You did a soul patch?
Yeah.

00:16:06.733 --> 00:16:08.499
Zach, don't drag the suitcase.
Oh.

00:16:08.501 --> 00:16:10.568
Sorry.
This is huge!

00:16:10.570 --> 00:16:14.205
You found this guy.
Does Bill know that?
Uh, yeah, he knows.

00:16:14.207 --> 00:16:15.239
Are you gonna have time
to do something cool, dad?

00:16:15.241 --> 00:16:16.674
Zach, this is
a business trip.

00:16:16.676 --> 00:16:17.709
Not a lot of room
for dickin' around.

00:16:17.711 --> 00:16:19.277
Get the suitcase out, please.

00:16:19.279 --> 00:16:20.578
You're gonna kill it!

00:16:20.580 --> 00:16:22.146
I'm so proud of you.

00:16:22.148 --> 00:16:24.315
Who was doubting himself?
I was.

00:16:24.317 --> 00:16:27.185
And who told you
[indistinct] You did.

00:16:29.489 --> 00:16:30.305
[chuckles]

00:16:30.306 --> 00:16:32.106
I love you.
Love you.

00:16:32.459 --> 00:16:34.339
Daddy's got
a business trip.

00:16:36.196 --> 00:16:37.562
Ladies and gentlemen,
in just a few minutes

00:16:37.564 --> 00:16:39.564
we'll be coming
through the cabin..

00:16:40.266 --> 00:16:42.233
This is a nice plane.

00:16:42.235 --> 00:16:44.602
Yeah. Glad Roselle
was able to get you a seat.

00:16:44.604 --> 00:16:47.038
Oh, yeah, right away.

00:16:47.040 --> 00:16:49.540
I told you,
online, it's crapshoot.

00:16:51.511 --> 00:16:54.345
I want to go over the itinerary
just once more with you.

00:16:56.249 --> 00:16:59.317
Okay.
We land at 4:40.

00:16:59.319 --> 00:17:02.553
There should be a Marathon
rent-a-car shuttle at baggage claim.

00:17:02.555 --> 00:17:04.188
We go, we wa..

00:17:04.190 --> 00:17:05.523
You okay?
Hmm?

00:17:05.525 --> 00:17:07.558
Are you nervous?
Uh, no.

00:17:07.560 --> 00:17:09.794
I haven't heard
from Drazen actually.

00:17:09.796 --> 00:17:11.662
Ever since I emailed him
that you were joining.

00:17:11.664 --> 00:17:13.064
Uh-oh.
Yeah.

00:17:13.066 --> 00:17:14.732
Listen, next time
you email him

00:17:14.734 --> 00:17:16.567
can you add me to it?

00:17:16.569 --> 00:17:18.469
I've seen those
where there's multiple...

00:17:18.471 --> 00:17:20.038
Uh, yeah,
the thing about that is

00:17:20.040 --> 00:17:22.540
if it doesn't start
as a group thing..

00:17:22.542 --> 00:17:24.442
...it's tough
to add someone later.

00:17:24.444 --> 00:17:26.377
Well, that makes sense.

00:17:28.348 --> 00:17:31.149
[instrumental music]

00:17:35.422 --> 00:17:37.221
[vehicles honking]

00:17:39.092 --> 00:17:40.691
[helicopter whirring]

00:17:42.595 --> 00:17:44.595
Two rooms.
Two rooms.

00:17:44.597 --> 00:17:46.297
Thank you.
You're welcome.

00:17:46.299 --> 00:17:48.699
Hi, I'd like to leave
a message for Bill Shurmur.

00:17:48.701 --> 00:17:51.502
It's from Kent Drazen.
Meeting canceled.

00:17:51.504 --> 00:17:52.336
Oh, hold on one sec.

00:17:52.338 --> 00:17:53.671
[cellphone rings]

00:17:55.775 --> 00:17:57.675
Hello?
Is this Daniel?

00:17:57.677 --> 00:18:00.611
Oliver! What's up?
Hold on. Can you hold on?

00:18:00.613 --> 00:18:02.213
I guess.
You sure?

00:18:02.215 --> 00:18:04.248
Yeah, go.
I'll call you back.

00:18:05.518 --> 00:18:06.551
[sighs]

00:18:07.687 --> 00:18:09.704
Dude.
What's up, Daniel?

00:18:09.705 --> 00:18:11.722
Uh, not much. You know
actually I go by Dan now.

00:18:11.724 --> 00:18:13.758
Oh, great.

00:18:13.760 --> 00:18:16.360
Right? Yeah, it's shorter.
Daniel's kinda...

00:18:16.362 --> 00:18:18.396
Yeah, man.
Dan's better.
Yeah, thank you.

00:18:18.398 --> 00:18:20.164
I'm glad you like it.

00:18:20.166 --> 00:18:21.866
So what's up, Dan?
Why... why'd you call?

00:18:21.868 --> 00:18:24.469
Uh, well, like I said on my VM

00:18:24.471 --> 00:18:26.337
I'm in town on business.

00:18:26.339 --> 00:18:28.139
Okay.

00:18:28.141 --> 00:18:30.108
Hey, you wanna get beer?

00:18:30.110 --> 00:18:32.844
Uh, no, man, this week's
kinda tough for me.

00:18:32.846 --> 00:18:34.846
You, uh... how long
you in town for?

00:18:34.848 --> 00:18:36.614
Just a couple
of days actually.

00:18:36.615 --> 00:18:38.381
Are you comin' out at all
again this year?

00:18:38.384 --> 00:18:41.319
No, I don't
have that planned at all.

00:18:41.321 --> 00:18:43.287
Hmm.

00:18:43.289 --> 00:18:44.489
[blows]

00:18:46.793 --> 00:18:49.560
Alright, fuck it.
I'll meet you.

00:18:49.562 --> 00:18:52.330
Redbury in 30.
Redbury?

00:18:52.332 --> 00:18:54.532
Okay, is that a..
You know what, I'll find it.

00:18:55.702 --> 00:18:57.268
Hello?

00:18:57.270 --> 00:18:59.437
[upbeat music]

00:19:02.308 --> 00:19:03.808
[laughter]

00:19:07.447 --> 00:19:08.746
Sir?
Hmm?

00:19:08.748 --> 00:19:10.414
Again, if your
whole party's not here

00:19:10.416 --> 00:19:12.750
I'm gonna need the couch.
He's parking right now.

00:19:12.752 --> 00:19:15.353
Please just cut me
a little slack.

00:19:15.355 --> 00:19:17.221
3 minutes.
Thank you.

00:19:17.223 --> 00:19:19.824
[Generationals singing "I Never Know"]

00:19:29.335 --> 00:19:34.505
♪ I bet it don't upset you
to see me get busted ♪

00:19:34.507 --> 00:19:38.910
♪ But I've been listening
to people that I trusted ♪

00:19:38.912 --> 00:19:41.179
♪ And I don't know.. ♪♪

00:19:41.181 --> 00:19:44.315
Dan? Hey.
Dude, yeah. What's up?

00:19:46.286 --> 00:19:48.886
You alright?
Yeah. I got us a couch.

00:19:48.888 --> 00:19:51.656
Hey, let's sit at the bar.
Oh!

00:19:53.493 --> 00:19:55.526
I'm not gonna need the couch.

00:19:57.630 --> 00:19:59.764
Yeah,
it's a little consulting firm.

00:19:59.766 --> 00:20:01.465
Um, meeting with a big firm.

00:20:01.467 --> 00:20:05.369
Hopin' they'll contract us
to, um... uh, this is so boring.

00:20:05.371 --> 00:20:07.405
What am I rambling on about?
I've no idea, man.

00:20:07.407 --> 00:20:10.341
You are killing it, sir.

00:20:11.544 --> 00:20:12.977
"Banana Boat.

00:20:12.979 --> 00:20:14.612
"It's the only boat

00:20:14.614 --> 00:20:17.315
en route
to protecting your skin."

00:20:17.317 --> 00:20:18.883
Fucking sick, bro!

00:20:18.885 --> 00:20:20.484
Yeah. It turned out alright.

00:20:20.486 --> 00:20:22.286
Alright?

00:20:22.288 --> 00:20:24.422
Do you have any idea
how many people around here

00:20:24.424 --> 00:20:25.856
are trying to do
what you're doing?

00:20:25.858 --> 00:20:28.960
And you know
how many of them fail?

00:20:28.962 --> 00:20:32.230
Good for you, dog.
Just like in high school.

00:20:32.232 --> 00:20:34.498
Uh-oh, there's Lawless.

00:20:34.500 --> 00:20:37.001
What's he doin'?
Steppin' back for the three.

00:20:37.003 --> 00:20:39.637
Boom! So wish.

00:20:40.306 --> 00:20:41.939
Fuck!

00:20:41.941 --> 00:20:44.475
I haven't thought
about that in a while.

00:20:44.477 --> 00:20:47.712
Hey, you know what?
You should come to the reunion.

00:20:47.714 --> 00:20:49.513
20 years, comin' up.
Nah, man.

00:20:49.515 --> 00:20:51.782
That's not my thing.
Yeah.

00:20:53.987 --> 00:20:55.786
Damn.

00:20:55.788 --> 00:20:57.488
You must be crushin' on
out here

00:20:57.490 --> 00:21:00.324
with the talent level
off the charts.

00:21:00.326 --> 00:21:02.994
I mean, the acting thing
must help with the girls.

00:21:02.996 --> 00:21:04.829
Girls and guys.

00:21:07.967 --> 00:21:10.301
What with guys?
Well..

00:21:11.471 --> 00:21:13.504
I mean..
Are... gay?

00:21:13.506 --> 00:21:15.306
Are you... are you gay, dude?

00:21:15.308 --> 00:21:17.508
I mean it's totally cool,
if you are.

00:21:17.510 --> 00:21:19.010
I'm not into labels.

00:21:19.012 --> 00:21:22.513
I don't know,
I... like whatever.

00:21:22.515 --> 00:21:24.382
Cool.

00:21:24.384 --> 00:21:25.650
Cool.

00:21:27.320 --> 00:21:28.919
Scoop section
lists several approaches

00:21:28.921 --> 00:21:30.554
to online privacy along with

00:21:30.556 --> 00:21:32.636
the conventional wisdom
about each one..

00:21:33.893 --> 00:21:35.393
Here you go.
Okay.

00:21:35.395 --> 00:21:37.428
I've never taken
a muscle relaxant before.

00:21:37.430 --> 00:21:38.562
Down the old hatch.

00:21:40.533 --> 00:21:43.367
Yeah, man, it's a good buzz
when you booze.

00:21:43.369 --> 00:21:46.437
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm feeling it already.

00:21:46.439 --> 00:21:47.772
Alright, so what,
you got married

00:21:47.774 --> 00:21:49.006
uh, right after high school?

00:21:49.008 --> 00:21:50.041
College, actually.

00:21:50.043 --> 00:21:51.776
Yeah.
We, uh, got pregnant.

00:21:51.778 --> 00:21:53.878
And then, uh, bought a house
down in Clarkstown.

00:21:53.880 --> 00:21:55.513
It's a nice area,
you know.

00:21:55.515 --> 00:21:57.381
Good schools.

00:21:57.383 --> 00:21:59.517
Then, you married
Stacy Polster?

00:21:59.519 --> 00:22:00.785
14 years.

00:22:00.787 --> 00:22:01.886
Wow.

00:22:01.888 --> 00:22:03.988
She was cute.
Yeah.

00:22:03.990 --> 00:22:07.391
She's no Holly James, but..
Oh.

00:22:07.393 --> 00:22:09.860
Oh!
Fuck you, man. Holly James.

00:22:11.531 --> 00:22:13.431
It's been a while
since I've heard that name.

00:22:13.433 --> 00:22:14.699
I bet.

00:22:15.401 --> 00:22:16.401
Oh.

00:22:17.937 --> 00:22:20.071
Her pussy, man
Yeah?

00:22:20.073 --> 00:22:22.039
So tight.
Ooh.

00:22:22.041 --> 00:22:24.508
Like, almost too tight.
Oh, shit.

00:22:25.345 --> 00:22:26.844
[grunts]

00:22:26.846 --> 00:22:29.347
Hey.
She'll be there.

00:22:29.349 --> 00:22:32.516
Where?
At the reunion.
You should come.

00:22:32.518 --> 00:22:34.919
Fuck that tight pussy again.

00:22:37.056 --> 00:22:38.656
She'll be
all over my shit, wouldn't she?

00:22:38.658 --> 00:22:40.925
Totally.
No, no, no.

00:22:40.927 --> 00:22:42.059
There's no way
I'm going to that.

00:22:42.061 --> 00:22:43.494
No?

00:22:45.465 --> 00:22:46.897
Okay.

00:22:48.468 --> 00:22:49.600
[snorts]

00:22:49.602 --> 00:22:51.602
Yeah.

00:22:51.604 --> 00:22:53.637
Yeah, I don't really..
Okay. Make a fist.

00:22:53.639 --> 00:22:55.039
Okay, here we go.
Here we go.

00:22:55.041 --> 00:22:56.407
And we just
have to snort it? Yeah?

00:22:56.409 --> 00:22:58.109
[snorts]

00:22:58.111 --> 00:23:00.444
Alright. Here we go.

00:23:01.647 --> 00:23:04.448
[upbeat music]

00:23:06.018 --> 00:23:09.653
Holy shit.
Is that Dermot Mulroney?

00:23:09.655 --> 00:23:11.655
Oh, yeah, that is Dermot.
Wait a second.

00:23:11.657 --> 00:23:14.525
You... you just called him Dermot.
Are you guys friends?

00:23:14.527 --> 00:23:16.894
Well... yeah.

00:23:16.896 --> 00:23:19.730
That is so weird how you guys
all know each other.

00:23:19.732 --> 00:23:22.666
Oh, he's big time,
but the business is small.
Small. Right.

00:23:22.668 --> 00:23:24.068
You should go talk to him.

00:23:24.070 --> 00:23:25.770
Yeah?
Yeah.

00:23:25.772 --> 00:23:27.638
Nah, man.
Yeah, go.

00:23:27.640 --> 00:23:28.773
Yeah, probably I should,
I should say hi.

00:23:28.775 --> 00:23:30.708
Yeah.
Yeah.

00:23:36.149 --> 00:23:37.715
Hey, what's up, buddy?
Oh, hey.

00:23:37.717 --> 00:23:39.417
How you doing?

00:23:40.620 --> 00:23:42.686
Uh, do we know each other?

00:23:42.688 --> 00:23:44.789
Uh, no.
Uh, uh. No, no. No.

00:23:44.791 --> 00:23:46.824
I'm... I'm just
a big fan of your work.

00:23:46.826 --> 00:23:48.159
Hey, thanks.
Yeah.

00:23:48.161 --> 00:23:50.761
Thank... thanks a lot.

00:23:50.763 --> 00:23:52.897
I'm an actor too, so..
Right on, brother.

00:23:52.899 --> 00:23:54.832
Um, it's great seeing you.

00:23:54.834 --> 00:23:57.201
Ba... Banana Boat ad
right now.

00:23:57.203 --> 00:23:58.936
Cool.

00:23:58.938 --> 00:24:00.805
Um..

00:24:00.807 --> 00:24:02.773
Did you ever do
any commercials or..

00:24:02.775 --> 00:24:04.325
No.
Okay.

00:24:04.326 --> 00:24:05.876
No, I started in,
uh, studio films.

00:24:05.878 --> 00:24:07.545
Films? Yeah.
Of course you did.

00:24:07.547 --> 00:24:09.079
I've seen every one of them.
Thanks a lot.

00:24:09.081 --> 00:24:10.761
Yeah.
Thank you.

00:24:12.685 --> 00:24:14.685
Dermot Mulroney.
Yeah.

00:24:14.687 --> 00:24:15.753
Good to see you.
Oh, thank you.

00:24:15.755 --> 00:24:16.987
Oliver.
Yeah, oh, Oliver.

00:24:16.989 --> 00:24:18.756
Yeah. Good to meet you, man.

00:24:18.758 --> 00:24:19.957
Alright, now you guys..

00:24:19.959 --> 00:24:21.759
...keep rockin'.

00:24:23.563 --> 00:24:24.829
[laughter]

00:24:26.933 --> 00:24:28.666
What happened?
What did he say?

00:24:28.668 --> 00:24:31.168
He was just talking shit.
He wanted me to sit down.

00:24:31.170 --> 00:24:33.037
I was like, "I gotta go, man.
My buddy's here, so.."

00:24:33.039 --> 00:24:34.839
Oh.
You don't wanna get
caught up in that, man.

00:24:34.841 --> 00:24:36.507
Oh, yeah.
He'll just, he'll eat up your whole night.

00:24:36.509 --> 00:24:38.609
Yeah?
Let's go have a drink.

00:24:38.611 --> 00:24:39.611
Alright, yeah.

00:24:43.916 --> 00:24:45.716
[telephone ringing]

00:24:52.258 --> 00:24:54.258
Hello?
Hey, honey.

00:24:54.260 --> 00:24:57.261
What are you doing?
It's... 4 in the morning.

00:24:57.263 --> 00:24:59.230
Oh, shit. I'm sorry.
Hey, did you see my Facebook?

00:24:59.232 --> 00:25:01.198
I posted a new pic.
You gotta check it out.

00:25:01.200 --> 00:25:03.934
Ugh, Dan, I'm sleeping.
Oh, please, please.

00:25:03.936 --> 00:25:06.456
Just go down there to the
computer really quick, honey, please?

00:25:06.973 --> 00:25:08.038
Christ.

00:25:09.642 --> 00:25:11.575
[sighs]

00:25:11.577 --> 00:25:13.711
He's gotta be kidding me.

00:25:13.713 --> 00:25:15.779
You on there yet?

00:25:15.781 --> 00:25:18.781
Baby, you on there?
I just walked into the living room.

00:25:19.652 --> 00:25:21.719
Okay.

00:25:21.721 --> 00:25:23.120
Are you on there now?

00:25:24.690 --> 00:25:26.123
Wait, is that..
Yeah, it is.

00:25:26.125 --> 00:25:27.758
Oliver Lawless.
I'm hanging out with him.

00:25:27.760 --> 00:25:29.260
And you know, we just saw
Dermot Mulroney.

00:25:29.262 --> 00:25:30.794
And he just seems like
a normal guy.

00:25:30.796 --> 00:25:32.029
Just a totally regular dude.

00:25:32.031 --> 00:25:33.564
Well, that's great, honey,
but what abo..

00:25:33.566 --> 00:25:34.865
How was the meeting?

00:25:34.867 --> 00:25:36.166
What meeting?
Oh, right, yeah.

00:25:36.168 --> 00:25:37.935
Good, really, really good.

00:25:37.937 --> 00:25:40.070
Okay, well,
so is it... is it happening?

00:25:40.072 --> 00:25:42.640
Uh, you know, it's close.
There's contingencies.

00:25:42.642 --> 00:25:44.141
I'm cooked, man.
Oh, you're cooked.

00:25:44.143 --> 00:25:45.743
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, I gotta go.

00:25:45.745 --> 00:25:47.945
I'll talk to you tomorrow.
Love you, bye. Mwah.

00:25:48.714 --> 00:25:50.014
Ugh.

00:25:50.016 --> 00:25:52.049
Dude, I'm so happy.

00:25:52.051 --> 00:25:53.918
Yeah.
Best night ever.
Best night ever.

00:25:53.920 --> 00:25:55.853
Okay. It was great.
Can we do it again?

00:25:55.855 --> 00:25:57.588
Absolutely, man.
Hey, take care.

00:25:57.590 --> 00:25:59.023
Tomorrow night? Bring Dermot.
Alright, man.

00:25:59.025 --> 00:26:00.724
Uh, yeah, I'll text you.
And the reunion?

00:26:00.726 --> 00:26:02.293
Nah. Alright, brother.

00:26:08.801 --> 00:26:10.601
[crickets chirping]

00:26:13.673 --> 00:26:16.273
[cellphone ringing]

00:26:26.052 --> 00:26:27.284
Hello?

00:26:29.589 --> 00:26:30.788
What's up, man, you okay?

00:26:30.790 --> 00:26:33.257
Yeah, can I come in?
Get in here.

00:26:36.062 --> 00:26:38.629
Do you have a mini bar?
I don't think I have one.

00:26:38.631 --> 00:26:40.664
Oh, fuck. Right here.
Is that what it is?

00:26:40.666 --> 00:26:42.249
Yeah, help yourself.
Yes.

00:26:42.250 --> 00:26:44.170
15 bucks a bottle,
no big deal.

00:26:49.108 --> 00:26:51.108
Mm.

00:26:51.110 --> 00:26:52.843
I fucking
couldn't sleep, man.

00:26:52.845 --> 00:26:54.345
Yeah, me neither.

00:26:56.782 --> 00:26:57.881
[sighs]

00:27:02.955 --> 00:27:05.656
Man, you ever feel like
you're just..

00:27:06.926 --> 00:27:08.325
You're just lying to yourself?

00:27:09.762 --> 00:27:11.028
What do you mean?

00:27:11.030 --> 00:27:12.096
Well, when you lie
to yourself

00:27:12.098 --> 00:27:13.764
you lie to the whole world.

00:27:15.735 --> 00:27:18.268
And that's a shit heavy thing
to carry around.

00:27:19.905 --> 00:27:22.039
It's like
do you ever feel like

00:27:22.041 --> 00:27:23.874
you're so on the same page
with someone

00:27:23.876 --> 00:27:26.276
that you don't even know
what to say to that person?

00:27:27.847 --> 00:27:30.648
Huh?
Ask me why I'm here, Oliver.

00:27:30.650 --> 00:27:33.250
Why I'm really here.

00:27:33.252 --> 00:27:35.686
You're here for your
b... business meeting, right?

00:27:35.688 --> 00:27:37.187
Uh-huh.

00:27:37.189 --> 00:27:39.289
That's what my wife thinks.

00:27:39.291 --> 00:27:41.025
That's what my boss,
who's sleeping

00:27:41.027 --> 00:27:43.794
right above us thinks.

00:27:43.796 --> 00:27:47.031
But the truth is, I came here
to get you to come

00:27:47.033 --> 00:27:49.800
to our high school reunion.

00:27:49.802 --> 00:27:53.270
I'm on the alumni committee,
Oliver.

00:27:53.272 --> 00:27:55.339
I'm actually chairman
of the damn thing.

00:27:56.876 --> 00:27:58.108
Jesus.

00:27:58.110 --> 00:28:00.811
And I told them..

00:28:00.813 --> 00:28:03.847
...if I got you to come,
then everyone else would too.

00:28:06.752 --> 00:28:08.819
You really think
they'd give a shit?

00:28:08.821 --> 00:28:10.320
Are you kidding me?
They would shit themselves.

00:28:10.322 --> 00:28:11.855
You're Oliver Lawless.

00:28:13.192 --> 00:28:15.459
Yeah, whatever that means.

00:28:16.762 --> 00:28:17.928
Okay.

00:28:20.032 --> 00:28:23.767
Uh, do you know what I did
when I graduated high school?

00:28:23.769 --> 00:28:26.737
Hmm..
I went to community college.

00:28:26.739 --> 00:28:28.405
Down the street
from high school.

00:28:28.407 --> 00:28:30.808
Took the first job I got.

00:28:30.810 --> 00:28:33.310
I never left home.

00:28:33.312 --> 00:28:35.279
I did what
every other asshole did.

00:28:35.281 --> 00:28:37.414
But not you.
Hmm?

00:28:37.416 --> 00:28:39.983
You said, "Fuck it."

00:28:39.985 --> 00:28:42.152
You went after your dream.

00:28:42.154 --> 00:28:45.489
Yeah.
And you fuckin' fulfilled it.

00:28:45.491 --> 00:28:48.192
You're the Banana Boat's
spokesman? Excuse me?

00:28:49.462 --> 00:28:51.495
Banging hot chicks
all over town.

00:28:51.497 --> 00:28:54.465
Boys with Mulroney.
Mmm.

00:28:54.467 --> 00:28:57.000
You are the best thing to
ever come out of Barkledge, bro.

00:28:57.002 --> 00:28:59.303
By a long shot.

00:28:59.305 --> 00:29:02.339
And if you come to this thing

00:29:02.341 --> 00:29:03.974
you will be giving
those people

00:29:03.976 --> 00:29:06.744
a gift that they will remember

00:29:06.746 --> 00:29:09.179
for the rest
of their pathetic lives.

00:29:10.015 --> 00:29:11.281
[scoffs]

00:29:17.990 --> 00:29:19.389
So wait..

00:29:21.360 --> 00:29:23.060
What'd you tell your boss?

00:29:23.062 --> 00:29:25.395
Oh, no, no.
I'm so fucked.

00:29:25.397 --> 00:29:26.964
I told..

00:29:26.966 --> 00:29:29.133
I told him
that there's a CEO in town

00:29:29.135 --> 00:29:31.502
that wants to work with us.

00:29:31.504 --> 00:29:33.370
Why would you do that?

00:29:33.372 --> 00:29:37.274
I didn't think he would come.
It's so stupid.

00:29:37.276 --> 00:29:39.042
What are you
gonna do about it?

00:29:39.044 --> 00:29:41.411
I don't know.

00:29:41.413 --> 00:29:44.915
But he's gonna find out
that I made up the whole thing.

00:29:44.917 --> 00:29:46.517
[inhales deeply]

00:29:47.887 --> 00:29:48.919
Wait.

00:29:50.289 --> 00:29:52.389
Maybe he doesn't have to.

00:29:54.326 --> 00:29:57.060
And thank you, Mr. Drazen,
for reconsidering.

00:29:57.062 --> 00:29:58.529
That's very kind of you.

00:29:58.531 --> 00:30:00.564
Well, first of all
call me Kent.

00:30:00.566 --> 00:30:02.466
Okay, let's just get
that right out of the way.

00:30:02.468 --> 00:30:05.302
And can I just say?
This man is a superstar.

00:30:05.304 --> 00:30:07.588
Did I tell you that already?

00:30:07.589 --> 00:30:09.873
He... he single-handedly
got me excited about this

00:30:09.875 --> 00:30:11.241
and I don't get excited easy.

00:30:11.243 --> 00:30:13.310
Yeah, that's Daniel.

00:30:13.312 --> 00:30:14.878
Thanks, Mr. Drazen.

00:30:14.880 --> 00:30:15.979
Now, let me tell you
why this deal

00:30:15.981 --> 00:30:17.181
still isn't gonna happen.

00:30:17.183 --> 00:30:18.448
Oh.
Ah.

00:30:18.450 --> 00:30:20.150
I talked to the board
this morning.

00:30:20.152 --> 00:30:22.219
We ran the numbers
forward and backward.

00:30:22.221 --> 00:30:25.255
And... I mean, we really wanted
to make this work

00:30:25.257 --> 00:30:27.057
but sadly we are just
maxed out right now.

00:30:27.059 --> 00:30:28.358
Damn.
Yep.

00:30:28.360 --> 00:30:29.459
Now, here's what I propose.

00:30:29.461 --> 00:30:30.561
We put a pin in it.

00:30:30.563 --> 00:30:32.129
Alright?
We come back next fiscal.

00:30:32.131 --> 00:30:33.397
When the flow's
a little healthier.

00:30:33.399 --> 00:30:35.933
We revisit.
I like that.

00:30:35.935 --> 00:30:39.570
That sounds good, thank you...
Uh, just hang, just hang on one...
one second, Daniel.

00:30:39.572 --> 00:30:42.406
Um, I won't be able to sleep
tonight if I don't say this

00:30:42.408 --> 00:30:44.541
but there got to be some way
we could make this work.

00:30:44.543 --> 00:30:47.411
Bill, you know,
they ran the numbers.

00:30:47.413 --> 00:30:50.147
The numbers have been run.
Sorry.

00:30:50.149 --> 00:30:51.582
I'm very sorry.

00:30:55.054 --> 00:30:56.553
[sighs]

00:30:56.555 --> 00:31:00.190
Um... how about
if we cut our fee?

00:31:00.192 --> 00:31:01.558
Alright? 25%.

00:31:05.598 --> 00:31:07.464
That's very generous,
but, uh,

00:31:07.466 --> 00:31:09.132
I'm afraid this still
won't get it done.

00:31:09.134 --> 00:31:10.868
50%.
Whoa.

00:31:10.870 --> 00:31:12.102
Bill, can we even...
Shh!

00:31:12.104 --> 00:31:13.904
Alright.

00:31:13.906 --> 00:31:15.606
Come on, Kent.

00:31:15.608 --> 00:31:17.241
We both know
this deal makes sense.

00:31:17.243 --> 00:31:18.342
And this guy..

00:31:18.344 --> 00:31:20.244
...I mean, he can deliver.

00:31:20.246 --> 00:31:24.014
So, um, I... I just don't know
how you can say no to this deal?

00:31:24.016 --> 00:31:25.449
Mm-hmm.

00:31:29.388 --> 00:31:31.221
[Oliver exhales]

00:31:31.223 --> 00:31:33.390
Man, I don't know what to say.
Say yes.

00:31:42.401 --> 00:31:44.134
Okay, you got yourself
a deal.

00:31:44.136 --> 00:31:45.435
Yes. Excellent.

00:31:46.138 --> 00:31:47.337
[chuckles]

00:31:47.339 --> 00:31:49.106
This feels right.

00:31:49.108 --> 00:31:50.974
This makes sense.
Wow.

00:31:50.976 --> 00:31:53.310
You see?
Okay, um..

00:31:53.312 --> 00:31:55.012
Okay, well, I'm shaking.

00:31:55.014 --> 00:31:56.046
[laughs]

00:31:56.048 --> 00:31:57.147
I'm a little shaky as well.

00:31:57.149 --> 00:31:58.515
[both laughing]

00:32:00.319 --> 00:32:02.352
I'm gonna get the
best champagne this place has.

00:32:02.354 --> 00:32:04.354
Whoa.

00:32:04.356 --> 00:32:05.555
Alright.

00:32:06.959 --> 00:32:09.393
Fuck me!
That was awesome!
Wow.

00:32:09.395 --> 00:32:11.194
I mean, we just had
it back and forth.

00:32:11.196 --> 00:32:12.229
It was like it just
fucking evolved, you know.

00:32:12.231 --> 00:32:14.031
That was great.

00:32:14.033 --> 00:32:16.233
That was great.
I didn't go too far, did I?

00:32:16.235 --> 00:32:18.969
I mean,
that felt natural to me.
Yeah, I mean, you know,

00:32:18.971 --> 00:32:21.438
the part where you accepted
the deal might have been a little bit.

00:32:21.440 --> 00:32:23.106
Yeah, but, Dan, it was real.
Oh, yeah.

00:32:23.108 --> 00:32:25.442
If I said no, it would've
been false, totally false.

00:32:25.444 --> 00:32:26.443
He would have seen
right through it.

00:32:26.445 --> 00:32:29.012
Uh, maybe.
I mean..

00:32:29.014 --> 00:32:31.315
I was buying the whole
out of cash argument.
God!

00:32:31.317 --> 00:32:33.016
It was fucking good, man.

00:32:33.018 --> 00:32:34.117
No, well, I mean..

00:32:34.119 --> 00:32:35.519
Nah, nah, nah, Dan. That's fine.

00:32:35.521 --> 00:32:37.554
You get to look great.
Nobody gets hurt.

00:32:37.556 --> 00:32:39.022
Oh, but, Bill..

00:32:39.024 --> 00:32:40.991
What? You kidding me?
Look at him.

00:32:40.993 --> 00:32:43.627
He's having the time of his life.
Guy couldn't be happier.

00:32:43.629 --> 00:32:46.229
Yeah.
Come on, look.

00:32:46.231 --> 00:32:49.266
We're in the catbird seat. Okay?
We can pull the plug whenever we want.

00:32:49.268 --> 00:32:51.168
Either way there's no deal.
Just get that in your head.

00:32:51.170 --> 00:32:52.636
No deal.
Okay.

00:32:52.638 --> 00:32:54.504
Why don't we
sit for a little bit?

00:32:54.506 --> 00:32:55.639
Have a little fun with it.
I don't know.

00:32:55.641 --> 00:32:57.140
You know?
Yeah.

00:32:57.142 --> 00:32:59.176
I mean, maybe you're right.
Maybe I'm right?

00:32:59.178 --> 00:33:00.644
Fuck you.
Damn right I'm right!

00:33:00.646 --> 00:33:02.579
Damn right I'm right.
Now, we're gonna celebrate.

00:33:02.581 --> 00:33:04.147
Okay.
We're gonna drink some bubbly..

00:33:04.149 --> 00:33:05.282
Yes, and then..
...and have a good time.

00:33:05.284 --> 00:33:06.984
...tomorrow you call him
and say..

00:33:06.986 --> 00:33:08.418
Yeah, whatever,
we don't wanna do it.

00:33:08.420 --> 00:33:10.654
Yeah. A week from now,
we'll do it tomorrow.

00:33:10.656 --> 00:33:12.389
No rush.
But right now, we're
not gonna think about it.

00:33:12.391 --> 00:33:15.058
Probably the sooner
the better.
We're celebrating!

00:33:15.060 --> 00:33:16.626
[The Vapors singing
"Turning Japanese"]

00:33:16.628 --> 00:33:19.229
♪ I've got your picture.. ♪

00:33:19.231 --> 00:33:22.232
[laughing]

00:33:24.436 --> 00:33:27.270
♪ I wrote me too ♪

00:33:27.272 --> 00:33:30.140
♪ I sit there staring
and there's nothing else to do ♪

00:33:30.142 --> 00:33:32.075
You don't know who that is?
I don't.

00:33:32.077 --> 00:33:33.543
You haven't seen
his national commercial spot?

00:33:33.545 --> 00:33:34.578
No.
Banana Boat.

00:33:34.580 --> 00:33:35.779
He's the Banana Boat guy.

00:33:35.781 --> 00:33:37.614
That's the fucking guy!
Hey!

00:33:37.616 --> 00:33:40.450
That guy is this guy
and this guy is that guy.

00:33:40.452 --> 00:33:42.285
♪ ...your picture ♪

00:33:42.287 --> 00:33:44.121
♪ I'd like a million of them
all round my cell ♪

00:33:44.123 --> 00:33:48.191
♪ I want a doctor
to take your picture ♪

00:33:48.193 --> 00:33:50.060
[snorts]

00:33:50.062 --> 00:33:52.696
We're friends from high school.

00:33:52.698 --> 00:33:55.065
♪ ...I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese ♪

00:33:55.067 --> 00:33:58.235
♪ I really think so ♪

00:33:58.237 --> 00:34:00.137
♪ Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese ♪

00:34:00.139 --> 00:34:01.405
What's up, A-time.
A-time.

00:34:01.407 --> 00:34:03.507
Come on.

00:34:03.509 --> 00:34:04.641
[bell rings]

00:34:04.643 --> 00:34:05.776
Go on.

00:34:05.778 --> 00:34:07.044
[grunts]

00:34:08.814 --> 00:34:11.048
♪ Turning Japanese I think
I'm turning Japanese.. ♪♪

00:34:11.050 --> 00:34:12.249
Whoa!

00:34:12.251 --> 00:34:13.650
Aah!
Time out.

00:34:13.652 --> 00:34:14.652
[bell rings]

00:34:15.587 --> 00:34:18.155
Billy, K.D. here.

00:34:18.157 --> 00:34:20.257
Listen, man, just wanted to say
it was a pleasure meeting you

00:34:20.259 --> 00:34:23.226
and, uh, I look forward to
doing some biz. Drazen out.

00:34:23.228 --> 00:34:24.394
Aah!

00:34:24.396 --> 00:34:25.595
[music continues]

00:34:26.465 --> 00:34:27.798
Hey, ladies!

00:34:27.800 --> 00:34:29.599
[girls screaming]

00:34:37.309 --> 00:34:39.209
Give me that.
That's so good.

00:34:39.211 --> 00:34:41.578
No, no, no, no.
Come on. The coke.
Oh, the coke. Oh, sorry.

00:34:41.580 --> 00:34:44.114
Yeah, right there..

00:34:44.116 --> 00:34:45.849
Alright, cool. Thank you.

00:34:45.851 --> 00:34:47.084
Alright.

00:34:47.686 --> 00:34:49.219
Oh.

00:34:49.221 --> 00:34:50.353
[laughs]

00:35:00.499 --> 00:35:01.865
[laughing]

00:35:06.171 --> 00:35:07.337
Oh, fuck!

00:35:07.339 --> 00:35:09.206
Oh, my God.

00:35:10.876 --> 00:35:12.809
[Dan laughing]

00:35:14.279 --> 00:35:15.579
Dude..

00:35:15.581 --> 00:35:17.581
[laughing]

00:35:22.788 --> 00:35:25.455
...I haven't had a night
like that in a long time.

00:35:25.457 --> 00:35:28.658
Oh, man, I... I had
such a blast too.

00:35:30.129 --> 00:35:31.862
[sighs]

00:35:31.864 --> 00:35:32.864
Dan..

00:35:36.401 --> 00:35:38.201
...thank you, man.

00:35:38.203 --> 00:35:39.769
Oh, thank you, man.

00:35:48.413 --> 00:35:49.913
Come here.

00:35:50.916 --> 00:35:52.282
Hmm?

00:35:55.454 --> 00:35:57.487
Oh, alright.

00:36:12.771 --> 00:36:14.771
[laughing]

00:36:37.930 --> 00:36:40.730
I'll come to reunion.
Oh, my God.

00:36:44.503 --> 00:36:45.802
[groans]

00:36:48.740 --> 00:36:49.973
[engine revving]

00:37:26.378 --> 00:37:28.411
Hey, bro.
Hey.

00:37:29.414 --> 00:37:30.814
It was fun last night, yeah?

00:37:33.418 --> 00:37:35.018
Yeah.

00:37:35.020 --> 00:37:36.386
You want some coffee
or something?

00:37:36.388 --> 00:37:37.854
Uh, no, no, I'm... I'm good.

00:37:37.856 --> 00:37:39.556
[cellphone vibrating]

00:37:39.558 --> 00:37:41.925
Oh, gee, I hate this.

00:37:43.328 --> 00:37:44.494
What's up, babe?

00:37:45.664 --> 00:37:47.697
What are you doin'?

00:37:48.834 --> 00:37:50.567
Just waking up.

00:37:51.737 --> 00:37:54.504
Yeah, left my phone back..

00:37:54.506 --> 00:37:55.839
Sorry, babe.

00:37:57.476 --> 00:37:59.396
What did you get
into last night?

00:38:00.479 --> 00:38:02.412
Yeah, it was fun.

00:38:03.815 --> 00:38:05.782
Uh, shirt?

00:38:05.784 --> 00:38:07.784
Second drawer.

00:38:08.687 --> 00:38:09.819
Yeah.

00:38:10.789 --> 00:38:11.888
[sighs]

00:38:13.992 --> 00:38:15.792
I texted you.

00:38:18.563 --> 00:38:20.030
Fuck you.

00:38:20.032 --> 00:38:22.732
You're full of shit.
Check your phone.

00:38:22.734 --> 00:38:25.302
Babe... how was it?

00:38:28.840 --> 00:38:30.974
Ah, come on, baby, not again.

00:38:30.976 --> 00:38:33.777
It's too early
for this shit.

00:38:35.080 --> 00:38:36.846
Yeah, nothin'.

00:38:38.684 --> 00:38:40.383
I gotta..

00:38:41.653 --> 00:38:43.520
Just give me a sec.

00:38:43.522 --> 00:38:45.622
My plane.
What?

00:38:45.624 --> 00:38:47.757
Hang on a sec.

00:38:49.094 --> 00:38:50.894
Alright, man.

00:38:54.032 --> 00:38:56.633
Just come pick me up.
We can go from here.

00:39:00.072 --> 00:39:02.339
It doesn't matter..

00:39:08.847 --> 00:39:10.847
[airplane droning]

00:39:12.084 --> 00:39:13.483
Mimosa?

00:39:15.487 --> 00:39:16.853
Mimosa?

00:39:16.855 --> 00:39:20.390
Wow, wow, wow.
What a trip, huh?

00:39:20.392 --> 00:39:23.026
Closin' that deal
like the old days, huh?

00:39:23.028 --> 00:39:25.395
Mimosa?
Here we go.

00:39:25.397 --> 00:39:29.432
One of the perks of first class travel.
Mimosa.

00:39:29.434 --> 00:39:31.668
You earned it, Dan boy.

00:39:31.670 --> 00:39:33.002
Mimosa?

00:39:33.972 --> 00:39:35.972
[instrumental music]

00:40:10.809 --> 00:40:12.809
Congratulations.

00:40:19.084 --> 00:40:20.817
Bill must be thrilled.

00:40:20.819 --> 00:40:23.420
Did you ask for a raise?

00:40:23.422 --> 00:40:25.688
Not yet. It's just happened.

00:40:25.690 --> 00:40:27.590
Well, you gotta
ask him about it.

00:40:27.592 --> 00:40:29.726
This is all because of you.

00:40:29.728 --> 00:40:31.661
I know, I will.

00:40:31.663 --> 00:40:34.063
And what about Lawless?
Did you get him to come?

00:40:36.067 --> 00:40:38.001
What?

00:40:38.003 --> 00:40:40.703
Is he gonna come
to the reunion?

00:40:40.705 --> 00:40:41.738
Possibly.

00:40:42.908 --> 00:40:45.074
I mean..

00:40:45.076 --> 00:40:47.744
...he wants to,
but it's a big expense.

00:40:47.746 --> 00:40:50.079
Have to fly him out here
and put him up.

00:40:50.081 --> 00:40:52.148
What's this?
Hmm?

00:40:53.919 --> 00:40:55.919
There are no buttons
on this shirt.

00:40:56.588 --> 00:40:57.887
Huh? That's weird.

00:40:57.889 --> 00:41:01.057
Were there buttons on them
when you bought it?

00:41:01.059 --> 00:41:03.259
Yes, I wouldn't buy
a shirt without buttons.

00:41:04.463 --> 00:41:06.463
So what goes on now?

00:41:06.465 --> 00:41:08.865
People just try shit on
and then throw it on the ground?

00:41:10.101 --> 00:41:13.736
Step on stuff
and buttons come off

00:41:13.738 --> 00:41:17.140
and then just put
on the rack and sell it?

00:41:17.142 --> 00:41:19.209
Okay, I'll return
it tomorrow.

00:41:19.211 --> 00:41:21.044
Are you gonna say somethin'?
'Cause something needs

00:41:21.046 --> 00:41:23.046
to be said to the manager.

00:41:23.048 --> 00:41:25.181
'Cause that's fucking
bullshit.

00:41:27.486 --> 00:41:29.152
It's Lawless.

00:41:29.154 --> 00:41:32.722
Olli. D-Smooth.
What's up, my brother?

00:41:32.724 --> 00:41:36.059
Hey, that was some fuckin'
fun ass shit out there in LA.

00:41:36.061 --> 00:41:39.629
The LA. It's like
uh, a great place, shit.

00:41:39.631 --> 00:41:43.032
So, yeah, give me a call back.
I wanna talk reunion with you.

00:41:43.034 --> 00:41:45.001
I... I'm feeling like
the more I think about it

00:41:45.003 --> 00:41:46.836
the... the lamer it gets,
you know, I'm..

00:41:46.838 --> 00:41:48.037
I don't know,
I'm thinking about bailin'

00:41:48.039 --> 00:41:49.138
on the whole thing
to be honest with you.

00:41:49.140 --> 00:41:50.773
Who needs to see all those..

00:41:50.775 --> 00:41:52.175
...clowns.

00:41:52.177 --> 00:41:53.977
So, yeah, give me a call back.

00:41:53.979 --> 00:41:55.678
I'll shoot you an SMS as well.

00:41:55.680 --> 00:41:57.247
Alright. Peace, bro.

00:42:00.619 --> 00:42:02.685
What's goin' on here?
What is all this stuff?

00:42:02.687 --> 00:42:05.722
These are
brand new computers.

00:42:05.724 --> 00:42:07.657
Top of the line,
just what you wanted.

00:42:07.659 --> 00:42:10.293
Oh.
Puttin' the Dan plan into action.

00:42:10.295 --> 00:42:11.861
We're gonna give this office
a face lift.

00:42:11.863 --> 00:42:13.162
Hip up the place.

00:42:13.164 --> 00:42:16.232
Well, that's great

00:42:16.234 --> 00:42:18.535
but do you think maybe we're
getting ahead of ourselves a little bit?

00:42:18.537 --> 00:42:20.670
I mean, what if the deal
falls through or somethin'.

00:42:20.672 --> 00:42:22.739
I mean, we haven't even signed
the paperwork yet?

00:42:22.741 --> 00:42:25.174
No, no, no.
It's as good as done.

00:42:25.176 --> 00:42:27.677
I'm a very good judge of people

00:42:27.679 --> 00:42:30.613
and I... I... I trust Drazen.

00:42:30.615 --> 00:42:32.582
Yeah, I do too...
And guess what?

00:42:32.584 --> 00:42:35.985
I sent Dale Harkin an email.

00:42:35.987 --> 00:42:37.654
Get the fuck outta here.

00:42:37.656 --> 00:42:38.855
I did. I told him
about the Drazen deal

00:42:38.857 --> 00:42:40.857
and I told him
about what's going on here

00:42:40.859 --> 00:42:42.725
and he wants another meeting.

00:42:42.727 --> 00:42:45.728
Oh, man, you... you scored.

00:42:45.730 --> 00:42:48.731
Danny, I'm so proud
of you, bucko.

00:42:48.733 --> 00:42:52.302
Oh, thanks.
Come on, enjoy.
This is for you.

00:42:52.304 --> 00:42:55.144
You feel good?
Yeah, I'm startin' to feel good.

00:42:58.944 --> 00:43:00.743
[indistinct chatter]

00:43:02.714 --> 00:43:04.881
[all applauding]

00:43:04.883 --> 00:43:07.917
What's this?

00:43:07.919 --> 00:43:11.154
Dan, uh, let me just start
by suckin' a little shit here.

00:43:11.156 --> 00:43:13.189
Lawless RSVP'd.

00:43:13.191 --> 00:43:15.091
And then a bunch
of others RSVP'd.

00:43:15.093 --> 00:43:16.993
Yeah, and I turned
several no's into maybes.

00:43:16.995 --> 00:43:18.895
Several no's

00:43:18.897 --> 00:43:21.664
now maybes 'cause of you,
your plan.

00:43:21.666 --> 00:43:23.833
Well, you know,
thanks, guys, but...

00:43:23.835 --> 00:43:26.703
We doubted you, pal.
We wanna apologize for that.

00:43:26.705 --> 00:43:29.238
Should we just skip
this bullshit and go celebrate?

00:43:30.208 --> 00:43:32.675
Yeah. Yeah, we should.
Yeah.

00:43:32.677 --> 00:43:34.644
Yes.
Alright, yeah.

00:43:35.780 --> 00:43:37.280
> I think you can do it, dude.

00:43:37.282 --> 00:43:40.016
Good job, Dan.
You, big man.

00:43:40.018 --> 00:43:41.818
So walk us through it.
How did you do it?

00:43:41.820 --> 00:43:43.019
You go out there.
You give him a call.

00:43:43.021 --> 00:43:44.454
He answers, you say what?

00:43:44.455 --> 00:43:45.888
Yeah, it sounds like
you turned him, Dan?

00:43:45.890 --> 00:43:48.391
You know, it's
a very delicate dance, guys.

00:43:48.393 --> 00:43:50.893
It was just, I think,
you know, the key

00:43:50.895 --> 00:43:52.862
was makin' it seem like
it was his idea.

00:43:52.864 --> 00:43:54.364
Ah. How?

00:43:55.667 --> 00:43:56.866
How?
Exactly.

00:43:56.868 --> 00:43:59.102
Yeah, how exactly
did you do that?

00:43:59.104 --> 00:44:00.403
You know, I don't
even really remember it.

00:44:00.405 --> 00:44:02.205
I just sort of flipped
the script.

00:44:02.207 --> 00:44:04.273
Sort of like
reverse psychology

00:44:04.275 --> 00:44:06.242
and, uh, a subtle...
I did

00:44:06.244 --> 00:44:09.946
then all of a sudden he was
eatin' out of the palm of my hand.

00:44:09.948 --> 00:44:15.685
"Oh, dude,
when is it deem... slice.
W... w... what do I wear?"

00:44:15.687 --> 00:44:18.421
I said, "Calm down.
It's not for few weeks.
We'll be in touch."

00:44:18.423 --> 00:44:21.324
But, fuck, he's been blowin' me
up ever since.

00:44:21.326 --> 00:44:23.326
[all cheering]

00:44:27.999 --> 00:44:30.299
[both moaning]

00:44:44.182 --> 00:44:45.862
Whoa!
I... yeah.

00:44:46.785 --> 00:44:48.418
Whoa!

00:44:48.420 --> 00:44:50.887
Yeah. Yeah.

00:44:50.889 --> 00:44:53.122
Whoa. Wow.

00:44:53.124 --> 00:44:55.391
Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?
Wow.

00:44:55.393 --> 00:44:56.393
Wow.

00:44:57.796 --> 00:44:58.796
[sighs]

00:45:02.734 --> 00:45:04.434
We should do that more often.

00:45:06.104 --> 00:45:08.337
Well, what are those?

00:45:08.339 --> 00:45:10.173
Oh, uh, CK.

00:45:10.175 --> 00:45:12.341
Boxer brief hybrid. You like?

00:45:13.344 --> 00:45:15.445
Yeah, they are really cute.

00:45:16.481 --> 00:45:18.748
Look at that tush.

00:45:21.820 --> 00:45:23.740
[Chromeo singing "Play The Fool"]

00:45:24.489 --> 00:45:26.989
♪ Don't let me play
the fool yeah ♪

00:45:28.226 --> 00:45:30.359
♪ And get carried away ♪

00:45:30.361 --> 00:45:31.994
♪ Carried away ♪

00:45:31.996 --> 00:45:35.765
♪ Don't let me play
the fool yeah ♪

00:45:35.767 --> 00:45:38.367
♪ And get carried away ♪♪

00:45:54.452 --> 00:45:56.452
[indistinct radio chatter]

00:46:02.026 --> 00:46:03.426
[both chuckling]

00:46:04.295 --> 00:46:06.262
Just the cutest..

00:46:08.433 --> 00:46:10.333
So, Heather,
you like Zach, huh?

00:46:10.335 --> 00:46:12.201
Dad?
I do.

00:46:12.203 --> 00:46:15.772
Mm-hmm?
What do you like about him?

00:46:15.774 --> 00:46:19.142
Well, I think he's funny.

00:46:19.144 --> 00:46:21.911
He's smart.

00:46:21.913 --> 00:46:23.379
Super hot.

00:46:24.482 --> 00:46:27.150
[cellphone rings]

00:46:29.821 --> 00:46:32.121
Dad, the phone?
Zach, I know. I'm getting it.

00:46:33.057 --> 00:46:34.423
[exhales]

00:46:35.160 --> 00:46:37.126
What's up, dude?

00:46:37.128 --> 00:46:38.961
Huh.
My son's in the car.

00:46:38.963 --> 00:46:41.164
What's goin' on, dawg?
You get my VM?

00:46:41.166 --> 00:46:43.332
No, man, I don't
check those. Uh, cool.

00:46:43.334 --> 00:46:45.334
Hey, Mr. Lawless,
I love your commercial.

00:46:45.336 --> 00:46:47.970
Okay, just hang on
one sec, Oliver.

00:46:50.108 --> 00:46:51.507
[tires screeching]

00:46:51.509 --> 00:46:52.909
Get out of the car,
both of you.

00:46:52.910 --> 00:46:54.310
But why?
Just for a second.

00:46:54.312 --> 00:46:56.012
I'm gonna finish the call,
then you can get back in.

00:46:56.014 --> 00:46:58.047
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Alright, alright.

00:46:58.049 --> 00:46:59.448
You've put the child lock on.

00:46:59.450 --> 00:47:02.451
God dang!
Thank you.

00:47:02.453 --> 00:47:04.854
And close the door,
close the door behind you.

00:47:04.856 --> 00:47:06.222
Close the door.

00:47:06.224 --> 00:47:08.057
Sorry about that. Where were we?

00:47:08.059 --> 00:47:09.492
I have no idea.

00:47:09.494 --> 00:47:11.594
Oh, yeah,
I know the, uh, reunion.

00:47:11.596 --> 00:47:13.429
Yeah, what do you think?
Should we bail?

00:47:13.431 --> 00:47:15.398
Bail? Why?
No, man, I'm down.

00:47:15.400 --> 00:47:18.100
Yeah, I... I could be down.
I could be down.

00:47:18.102 --> 00:47:21.838
It's just... my head keeps on
going back to when we were in LA

00:47:21.840 --> 00:47:25.208
partying and saying how fucking
stupid it was, right?

00:47:25.210 --> 00:47:28.311
I mean, you even said there's no
way you would go. You remember sayin' that?

00:47:28.313 --> 00:47:31.380
Yeah, but then you kinda sold me on it.
I mean, Holly James.

00:47:31.382 --> 00:47:33.282
Thought it'll be fun to crash
with you and Stacey.

00:47:33.284 --> 00:47:36.052
Ooh, yeah. It's just, uh..

00:47:36.054 --> 00:47:38.054
Mmm. Do we have the room,
the baby..

00:47:38.056 --> 00:47:40.923
No, worries.
I'll just stay at Craig's.

00:47:40.925 --> 00:47:42.358
Oh, you guys talked?

00:47:42.360 --> 00:47:44.560
Yeah, he says
he's got plenty of room.

00:47:44.562 --> 00:47:47.196
You know what?
I'm sure we can make it happen.

00:47:47.198 --> 00:47:49.265
Have you stay with us.

00:47:50.602 --> 00:47:52.168
Unless that's weird.

00:47:53.504 --> 00:47:55.605
No, why would that
be weird?

00:47:55.607 --> 00:47:57.907
Yeah. No, it's not.

00:47:57.909 --> 00:47:59.442
[knocks on window]

00:47:59.444 --> 00:48:00.877
[no audio]

00:48:00.879 --> 00:48:02.445
Alright, man, either way.

00:48:02.447 --> 00:48:04.146
Or yeah, just the way
we just said.

00:48:04.148 --> 00:48:05.615
[phone beeps]

00:48:05.617 --> 00:48:07.617
Hello.

00:48:07.619 --> 00:48:10.152
Okay. Okay, alright. Come on.

00:48:10.154 --> 00:48:12.021
Let's go.
Let's go!

00:48:12.023 --> 00:48:13.322
Come on, guys!

00:48:14.192 --> 00:48:16.058
[instrumental music]

00:48:36.114 --> 00:48:37.480
There he is.

00:48:37.482 --> 00:48:39.415
See my sign?
Like I'm your driver.

00:48:39.417 --> 00:48:41.417
Where are we? Which way?
This way.

00:48:41.419 --> 00:48:43.085
Alright, I'll just put it

00:48:43.087 --> 00:48:45.047
put it over here
if anyone needs it.

00:48:47.125 --> 00:48:49.225
Care if I smoke?
Not at all. God no.

00:48:49.227 --> 00:48:52.962
Ah, please, go on ahead.

00:48:52.964 --> 00:48:54.330
Mind if I bum one?

00:48:54.332 --> 00:48:56.098
I mean, unless you're low.

00:48:56.100 --> 00:48:57.333
Thank you, kindly.

00:49:02.974 --> 00:49:05.508
Uh, make yourself
comfortable, yeah.

00:49:20.458 --> 00:49:21.490
Alright.

00:49:23.294 --> 00:49:26.529
Hey, uh, real quick,
just to clear up any..

00:49:29.300 --> 00:49:31.000
What happened in LA..

00:49:32.403 --> 00:49:34.503
...if we could just keep that..

00:49:36.207 --> 00:49:38.074
Oh. Oh, yeah.

00:49:38.076 --> 00:49:39.575
Yeah, of course.
Cool.

00:49:39.577 --> 00:49:41.537
I mean, I don't even know
what that..

00:49:42.447 --> 00:49:44.146
Dan, it's in the past.

00:49:44.148 --> 00:49:46.048
Hmm.
Let's have a fun weekend.

00:49:46.050 --> 00:49:47.050
Yeah.

00:49:48.319 --> 00:49:50.586
Yeah, absolutely.

00:49:53.458 --> 00:49:55.691
That's where we did.

00:49:55.693 --> 00:49:58.995
Where else
were we gonna hang out?

00:49:58.997 --> 00:50:00.396
Yeah, I don't know
how you did it, man

00:50:00.398 --> 00:50:01.464
but you bagged yourself
a good one.

00:50:01.466 --> 00:50:03.265
Yeah, I had a huge crush on her.

00:50:03.267 --> 00:50:04.667
What?
Okay.

00:50:04.669 --> 00:50:06.769
You didn't.
Come on, you knew.

00:50:06.771 --> 00:50:08.404
No.
Yeah, you knew.

00:50:08.406 --> 00:50:11.407
I would stare at you everyday
in that class that we had.

00:50:11.409 --> 00:50:12.675
Oh.
Remember with the freak teacher?

00:50:12.677 --> 00:50:14.343
He wears fucking pants
up to here.

00:50:14.345 --> 00:50:15.678
Oh, right, what was his name?
Yeah.

00:50:15.680 --> 00:50:18.180
Oh, Mil something.
Milman?

00:50:18.182 --> 00:50:20.449
Milton. Jesus.
Oh.

00:50:22.020 --> 00:50:23.352
Dad, can I ask you something?
Yeah, yeah.

00:50:23.354 --> 00:50:24.687
In... in a bit, Zach.

00:50:24.689 --> 00:50:26.422
Milburk?
Milhorn.

00:50:26.424 --> 00:50:27.757
Milhorn.
Milhorn.

00:50:27.759 --> 00:50:29.392
Yes.
Yeah.

00:50:29.394 --> 00:50:31.027
That's right. Milhorn.

00:50:31.029 --> 00:50:32.628
[laughs]

00:50:32.630 --> 00:50:35.631
Ah, the memories...
with the pants.

00:50:35.633 --> 00:50:36.799
Milhorn.

00:50:40.405 --> 00:50:42.371
Were you in that class?

00:50:47.178 --> 00:50:50.446
We had that other class
together, remember, too?

00:50:50.448 --> 00:50:53.215
Which one was that?
Um..

00:50:53.217 --> 00:50:54.450
I don't, I don't know, man.

00:50:54.452 --> 00:50:56.585
Drama. That's what it was.

00:50:56.587 --> 00:50:59.822
And that teacher
was a character.

00:50:59.824 --> 00:51:01.690
Was she?
What was her name?

00:51:01.692 --> 00:51:06.162
Spicer.
Yes, Spicer, thank you.

00:51:06.164 --> 00:51:07.663
It's amazing.

00:51:07.665 --> 00:51:09.632
She remembers all the things.

00:51:09.634 --> 00:51:11.667
Okay, I had to ask
you something.

00:51:11.669 --> 00:51:13.302
Jenny Lehmer.
Oh, God.

00:51:13.304 --> 00:51:15.204
She said that you guys
hooked up. Was that true?

00:51:15.206 --> 00:51:16.772
Let me tell you
what happened with Jenny.

00:51:16.774 --> 00:51:18.741
Uh-oh.

00:51:18.742 --> 00:51:20.709
She's, like, always
passin' me these notes..

00:51:20.711 --> 00:51:22.311
It's Heather.
She's maybe too fast.

00:51:22.313 --> 00:51:23.779
Shh.

00:51:23.781 --> 00:51:25.614
She follows me
into the locker room.

00:51:25.616 --> 00:51:28.584
Oh, shit.
She told me about the locker room.

00:51:28.586 --> 00:51:30.419
I'm getting ready to do some crazy shit.
Uh-oh.

00:51:30.421 --> 00:51:32.088
She wants to have sex

00:51:32.090 --> 00:51:34.256
and she wants it
to be threesome.

00:51:34.258 --> 00:51:36.125
What do I do?
Zach, not now!

00:51:39.230 --> 00:51:41.330
What's the matter?
Nothing. Zach's just..

00:51:41.332 --> 00:51:42.665
It's fine. What... what's
the rest of the, uh..

00:51:42.667 --> 00:51:44.600
Zach? Is he upset?

00:51:44.602 --> 00:51:46.435
I don't know.
You alright?

00:51:46.437 --> 00:51:47.837
I'll go check on him.

00:51:47.839 --> 00:51:50.706
No, honey,
Oliver's mid story.

00:51:50.708 --> 00:51:53.275
Zach?
I can tell that story
anytime. It's no big deal.

00:51:53.277 --> 00:51:55.277
Zach?

00:51:55.279 --> 00:51:57.680
Honey? Are you crying?

00:52:02.587 --> 00:52:05.187
Zach is really upset.
You should talk to him.

00:52:05.189 --> 00:52:07.256
It's a girl stuff. He's not
gonna talk to me about it.

00:52:07.258 --> 00:52:08.791
Okay, I will.

00:52:10.828 --> 00:52:14.497
So what was up
with the whole Spicer thing?

00:52:16.234 --> 00:52:19.301
What?
You came in with the name right away.

00:52:19.303 --> 00:52:20.736
What are you talking about?

00:52:20.738 --> 00:52:22.471
You guys were tryin'
to think of Milhorn's name

00:52:22.473 --> 00:52:23.906
going back and forth,
but then when Oliver

00:52:23.908 --> 00:52:25.708
and I were tryin'
to do the drama teacher

00:52:25.710 --> 00:52:27.343
you just came out and said it.

00:52:27.345 --> 00:52:29.245
You killed the whole thing.

00:52:30.848 --> 00:52:33.382
Killed what whole thing?
I knew her name.

00:52:33.384 --> 00:52:35.851
I knew Milhorn's, but I still
let you have fun with it.

00:52:37.688 --> 00:52:39.722
What is going on
with you exactly?

00:52:39.724 --> 00:52:41.657
What?
You are acting so weird.

00:52:41.659 --> 00:52:43.292
How am I acting weird?

00:52:43.294 --> 00:52:44.860
Dan, Wi-Fi password?

00:52:48.499 --> 00:52:51.433
What? It's easier
if I do it for him. Yes, go.

00:52:51.435 --> 00:52:53.836
There's lots of numbers
and letters, case sensitive.

00:52:56.174 --> 00:52:57.540
[sighs]

00:52:59.477 --> 00:53:01.677
[game beeping]

00:53:08.419 --> 00:53:10.419
Hey, man.
Oh, hey, what's up?

00:53:10.421 --> 00:53:12.821
I'm just, uh...
I just got off the phone with your boss.

00:53:12.823 --> 00:53:15.824
What? He called you?
Yeah, man, he called..

00:53:15.826 --> 00:53:18.761
Oh, dude.
Oh, yeah, yeah, sorry.

00:53:18.763 --> 00:53:21.530
So how did he get your number?

00:53:21.532 --> 00:53:23.432
He said he had it from
when I left him that message.

00:53:23.434 --> 00:53:25.367
He learned how to check
his recent calls.

00:53:25.369 --> 00:53:26.902
Fuck, he's getting smarter.
What did he say?

00:53:26.904 --> 00:53:28.437
He wanted to know
where we were at?

00:53:28.439 --> 00:53:29.905
Whether or not
he should send paperwork?

00:53:29.907 --> 00:53:31.840
Shit!
Yeah, this is out of control, man.

00:53:31.842 --> 00:53:34.843
Now, he is callin' me.
You gotta put this into bed today.

00:53:34.845 --> 00:53:36.445
Oh, today?
I was gonna hang with you.

00:53:36.447 --> 00:53:37.880
I already called in sick.
No, no, no, man.

00:53:37.882 --> 00:53:39.548
You gotta handle this.
It's uncool.

00:53:39.550 --> 00:53:40.883
W... wait. Oliver?

00:53:42.920 --> 00:53:44.453
Are you mad at me?

00:53:44.455 --> 00:53:46.288
What?
No, I'm not mad at you.

00:53:46.290 --> 00:53:47.790
I just can't have him
callin' me, you know?

00:53:47.792 --> 00:53:49.225
Yeah.
I mean, it was fine in LA.

00:53:49.226 --> 00:53:50.659
Now, it's just weird.
It is weird.

00:53:50.661 --> 00:53:52.261
Totally.
Fix it, dude.

00:53:52.263 --> 00:53:54.396
Got it.
I... I... I'm on it.

00:53:54.398 --> 00:53:56.332
Consider it done.

00:53:56.334 --> 00:53:58.500
[instrumental music]

00:53:58.502 --> 00:54:00.636
She doesn't sleep,
that's the problem.

00:54:00.638 --> 00:54:03.405
When she does.. Dan?

00:54:05.243 --> 00:54:07.009
[music continues]

00:54:15.920 --> 00:54:19.822
So we move a mouse
to the search bar.

00:54:19.824 --> 00:54:21.523
This is...
This is the mouse?

00:54:21.525 --> 00:54:23.025
That's the mouse.

00:54:23.027 --> 00:54:26.528
We click
and the cursor will appear.

00:54:26.530 --> 00:54:29.565
So we just type Bill..
Lower case?

00:54:32.036 --> 00:54:34.436
Enter search bar here.
My screen looks different.

00:54:34.438 --> 00:54:35.871
Sorry to interrupt.

00:54:35.873 --> 00:54:38.340
Bill, can I steal you
for one second? It's important.

00:54:38.342 --> 00:54:41.477
Yeah. Can you just
give me 5 minutes, please?

00:54:41.479 --> 00:54:43.479
Yeah, I'll be right
outside the door.

00:54:43.481 --> 00:54:45.781
I think I hit..
Would you help him please?

00:54:46.751 --> 00:54:48.050
Enter.
Oh.

00:54:48.052 --> 00:54:50.052
Return.
And click "Search."

00:54:51.622 --> 00:54:53.422
[instrumental music]

00:55:05.303 --> 00:55:07.002
Hey, you alright?

00:55:14.011 --> 00:55:15.344
[sighs]

00:55:18.316 --> 00:55:19.948
What's with the pink?

00:55:19.950 --> 00:55:22.084
Well, this is
my sister's room.

00:55:22.086 --> 00:55:24.246
My dad made me move in
since you were comin'.

00:55:25.456 --> 00:55:27.723
That sucks.
I could have stayed at Craig's.

00:55:27.725 --> 00:55:29.658
You should have told him
to fuck off.

00:55:29.660 --> 00:55:31.493
I would never..

00:55:31.495 --> 00:55:34.530
Well, sometimes
you got to, man.

00:55:34.532 --> 00:55:36.865
Everybody's got their line
in the sand, you know?

00:55:38.669 --> 00:55:39.702
Right.

00:55:41.639 --> 00:55:42.971
Alright, what else you got?

00:55:44.675 --> 00:55:48.077
Well, my girlfriend Heather?
Mm-hmm.

00:55:48.079 --> 00:55:49.712
She wants
to have a threesome.

00:55:49.714 --> 00:55:51.780
Guy or girl?
Girl.

00:55:51.782 --> 00:55:54.083
Okay.
So what's the problem?

00:55:54.085 --> 00:55:56.952
I'm nervous.
About what?

00:55:56.954 --> 00:55:59.235
I think she thinks
I'm more experienced than I am.

00:56:00.791 --> 00:56:02.691
How many girls
have you fucked?

00:56:02.693 --> 00:56:03.792
None.

00:56:04.362 --> 00:56:05.728
Why?

00:56:05.730 --> 00:56:07.129
Well, I'm 14.

00:56:08.532 --> 00:56:09.665
Uh-huh.

00:56:13.571 --> 00:56:16.372
What'd your dad say?
You talked to him about it?

00:56:16.374 --> 00:56:18.107
I've tried.

00:56:18.109 --> 00:56:20.609
I feel like he's weird
about sex stuff. Yeah.

00:56:20.611 --> 00:56:23.811
He thinks you should only have
sex with someone if you love them.

00:56:25.816 --> 00:56:26.849
[sighs]

00:56:29.820 --> 00:56:32.654
You know what I think?

00:56:32.656 --> 00:56:35.057
I think you should find a way
of loving both these girls.

00:56:36.026 --> 00:56:37.493
Simultaneously.

00:56:40.431 --> 00:56:41.764
Hey, uh, what's goin' on?

00:56:41.766 --> 00:56:43.399
I'm in the middle
of my internet class.

00:56:43.401 --> 00:56:45.501
Did you call..
Wait. What internet class?

00:56:45.503 --> 00:56:47.970
Well, I gotta learn
how to use these machines.

00:56:47.972 --> 00:56:51.140
Steve just taught us how to
search for someone on Google.

00:56:51.142 --> 00:56:54.476
Okay, first of all, I'm not even sure
that's the best way to search for stuff.

00:56:54.478 --> 00:56:55.978
Google has kind of
a dated thing, you know?

00:56:55.980 --> 00:56:58.180
It all depends on
what web browser you are using

00:56:58.182 --> 00:57:00.916
and if the, uh,
search engine is compatible.
I don't wanna confuse...

00:57:00.918 --> 00:57:02.918
Hold on, didn't you...
Didn't you call in sick?

00:57:02.920 --> 00:57:04.853
Yeah, I'm, uh, I'm fine.
I'm feeling much better.

00:57:04.855 --> 00:57:06.789
Did you call Drazen?
Daniel, I cannot afford to get sick now.

00:57:06.791 --> 00:57:09.158
You're not gonna get sick.
Did you call Drazen?

00:57:09.160 --> 00:57:11.527
Yeah, I call... I called him
just to check in.

00:57:11.529 --> 00:57:13.529
What's wrong?
I was just... just checking in.

00:57:13.531 --> 00:57:16.565
Okay, I really wish you
would run that kinda thing by me first.

00:57:16.567 --> 00:57:18.700
It turns out
he did not love that call.

00:57:18.702 --> 00:57:20.803
Oh, why?
Because he's been dealing with me.

00:57:20.805 --> 00:57:23.739
Exclusively. He's been, you
know, communicating with me.

00:57:23.741 --> 00:57:27.142
We got a rapport and now,
he just seems really rattled.

00:57:27.144 --> 00:57:29.878
Damn it, Bill.
I'm sorry.

00:57:29.880 --> 00:57:32.981
It's okay. It's just I feel
bad you spent all this money.

00:57:32.983 --> 00:57:34.616
Can you fix it, please?

00:57:34.618 --> 00:57:36.452
Please?
I don't know. I'll try.

00:57:36.454 --> 00:57:38.887
But I doubt it.
He's genuinely pissed.

00:57:38.889 --> 00:57:40.622
But I'll try.
I thank you.

00:57:40.624 --> 00:57:43.659
And again, I'm sorry,
I just blew it.

00:57:43.661 --> 00:57:45.160
But no more calls.

00:57:45.162 --> 00:57:46.829
You know what?

00:57:46.831 --> 00:57:48.530
I'm not calling anyone.
Okay.

00:57:48.532 --> 00:57:50.666
Ever.

00:57:50.668 --> 00:57:53.669
God damn it.
Sorry, guys.

00:57:53.671 --> 00:57:54.970
So you're kissin'
Heather, right?
Uh-huh.

00:57:54.972 --> 00:57:56.738
Focus on her.

00:57:56.740 --> 00:57:58.841
She's number 1. You don't
let her forget that.

00:57:58.843 --> 00:58:00.242
But you also now want
the other girl.

00:58:00.244 --> 00:58:01.877
What's the other girl's name?
Jill.

00:58:01.879 --> 00:58:04.246
Jill. Now, you don't want
Jill to feel left out.

00:58:04.248 --> 00:58:06.014
Of course.
Alright?

00:58:06.016 --> 00:58:08.150
So you're gonna do
one these guys.

00:58:09.920 --> 00:58:11.587
Okay, that makes sense.

00:58:11.589 --> 00:58:13.155
Okay? Now, let's say,
things are heating up.

00:58:13.157 --> 00:58:14.590
Clothes start comin' off.

00:58:14.592 --> 00:58:17.125
We're fucking.
Obviously you got one cock.

00:58:17.127 --> 00:58:18.894
So you can't do 'em both
at the same time, right?

00:58:18.896 --> 00:58:21.530
Right. We wanna try
and get as close as possible.

00:58:21.532 --> 00:58:23.198
How?

00:58:23.200 --> 00:58:25.267
You stack 'em.

00:58:25.269 --> 00:58:27.970
You know, man, like,
lawn chairs, one on top of the other.

00:58:27.972 --> 00:58:29.838
Like lawn chairs?
Think about it.

00:58:29.840 --> 00:58:31.139
Visualize it.

00:58:34.245 --> 00:58:35.811
Works.

00:58:35.813 --> 00:58:37.746
Uh, okay.

00:58:37.748 --> 00:58:39.781
Oh, hey.

00:58:39.783 --> 00:58:42.885
Don't forget. Wear a condom.
Right.

00:58:42.887 --> 00:58:46.622
Then, rip that thing off.
Hose down those lawn chairs.

00:58:46.624 --> 00:58:47.756
Sure.

00:58:51.896 --> 00:58:54.096
[instrumental music]

00:58:54.098 --> 00:58:56.098
It's Lawless.

00:58:56.100 --> 00:58:58.700
Yo, yo, yo.
What's up, dawg?

00:58:58.702 --> 00:59:00.702
It's the D man.

00:59:00.704 --> 00:59:04.306
Just wanted you to know,
the Bill's itch? Handled, dawg.

00:59:04.308 --> 00:59:08.710
You will not be receiving
another call from him,
of that I can assure you, sir.

00:59:08.712 --> 00:59:10.279
Headin' out of the office now.

00:59:10.281 --> 00:59:12.814
Guess I'll see you back
at the crib.

00:59:12.816 --> 00:59:15.851
And we gotta figure out what
we're gonna get into tonight.

00:59:15.853 --> 00:59:17.319
You and me, playa.

00:59:18.789 --> 00:59:20.756
Okay. Cool.

00:59:20.758 --> 00:59:23.592
Late.

00:59:23.594 --> 00:59:25.594
So what did he say exactly?
He was going...

00:59:25.596 --> 00:59:26.962
He didn't say.
They were just going out.

00:59:26.964 --> 00:59:28.730
They?
Yeah.

00:59:28.732 --> 00:59:30.766
Craig already came by
to pick him up.

00:59:30.768 --> 00:59:33.835
We all had a drink together
and then they left.

00:59:33.837 --> 00:59:35.737
I said that you would
text him when you got home.

00:59:35.739 --> 00:59:38.907
Yeah, I've been texting,
Stace. I've been texting.

00:59:38.909 --> 00:59:40.642
It's Lawless.

00:59:40.644 --> 00:59:43.679
Hey, um, it's getting late.

00:59:43.681 --> 00:59:45.681
I guess you're still out.

00:59:45.683 --> 00:59:47.616
Not getting texts.

00:59:47.618 --> 00:59:48.917
If you could just let me know

00:59:48.919 --> 00:59:50.085
maybe ballpark
wherein you're gonna..

00:59:50.087 --> 00:59:51.787
Or whatever.

00:59:51.789 --> 00:59:53.755
I can just leave
a key under the mat.

00:59:53.757 --> 00:59:56.291
The one right at the front door.
I'll leave it under there.

01:00:00.030 --> 01:00:01.797
Alright.

01:00:01.799 --> 01:00:03.632
Hope you're having fun.

01:00:05.169 --> 01:00:08.270
Goodnight, Oliver.

01:00:08.272 --> 01:00:11.273
[instrumental music]

01:00:23.954 --> 01:00:25.921
[tires screeching]

01:00:26.390 --> 01:00:27.623
Whoo!

01:00:27.625 --> 01:00:28.824
[man laughing]

01:00:28.826 --> 01:00:30.392
[engine revving]

01:00:30.394 --> 01:00:33.295
[indistinct chatter]

01:00:34.331 --> 01:00:35.864
[laughing continues]

01:00:35.866 --> 01:00:37.666
[indistinct chatter]

01:00:37.668 --> 01:00:39.635
Oh, man, this is
our night, okay.

01:00:39.637 --> 01:00:41.003
Bye, Craig.

01:00:41.005 --> 01:00:43.839
[indistinct chatter]

01:00:43.841 --> 01:00:45.240
[engine revving]

01:00:45.242 --> 01:00:47.042
[indistinct chatter]

01:00:47.044 --> 01:00:48.910
Later.
Looking good.

01:00:48.912 --> 01:00:50.712
Later.
Later, dudes.

01:00:51.815 --> 01:00:52.815
[glass shatters]

01:01:02.026 --> 01:01:04.660
I don't know if he'll kill me.
Don't worry about it.

01:01:04.662 --> 01:01:07.262
[indistinct chatter]

01:01:09.333 --> 01:01:11.233
Oh.

01:01:11.235 --> 01:01:12.267
[moaning]

01:01:13.671 --> 01:01:14.671
[knocking on door]

01:01:16.707 --> 01:01:19.174
Shit. Are we being too loud?

01:01:19.176 --> 01:01:21.410
A little.
Okay.

01:01:21.412 --> 01:01:23.345
Sorry, bro.
We'll try and keep it down.

01:01:23.347 --> 01:01:27.249
Actually... hi.
Hi.

01:01:27.251 --> 01:01:29.171
Can I talk to you
for a second?

01:01:30.087 --> 01:01:31.687
Right now?

01:01:31.689 --> 01:01:32.854
Mmm.

01:01:34.858 --> 01:01:36.258
Yeah, man.

01:01:40.030 --> 01:01:41.296
[grunts]

01:01:49.073 --> 01:01:51.273
What's up? Sorry.

01:01:51.275 --> 01:01:54.743
So... is everything okay..

01:01:54.745 --> 01:01:56.378
...between us?

01:01:56.380 --> 01:01:57.412
What do you mean?

01:01:57.414 --> 01:01:58.880
Uh, I don't know, I'm just

01:01:58.882 --> 01:02:01.717
feeling a little
bit of a distance.

01:02:01.719 --> 01:02:03.285
[Dan sighs]

01:02:03.287 --> 01:02:05.020
Has something changed
that I'm not aware of?

01:02:05.022 --> 01:02:07.322
I mean, maybe we
should talk about it.

01:02:07.324 --> 01:02:08.857
I don't know, we haven't really
talked about what happened.

01:02:08.859 --> 01:02:09.891
Oh..

01:02:11.995 --> 01:02:14.930
I mean, I'm kind of in the
middle of something, you know?

01:02:19.303 --> 01:02:21.269
Hey, sit down.

01:02:23.307 --> 01:02:25.207
Uh, fuck me.

01:02:26.910 --> 01:02:29.077
Dan, LA was fun.

01:02:29.079 --> 01:02:31.446
We did it up.
Mm-hmm.

01:02:31.448 --> 01:02:32.981
But it was a one time thing.

01:02:32.983 --> 01:02:34.483
Oh, yeah. I know, totally.

01:02:34.485 --> 01:02:36.451
I... I... I don't want
that to happen again.

01:02:36.453 --> 01:02:38.487
I need you to know that.

01:02:38.489 --> 01:02:39.955
I'm not... gay.

01:02:39.957 --> 01:02:42.324
I'm not, either.

01:02:42.326 --> 01:02:45.894
Right. I mean, I'm married,
I have a family..

01:02:45.896 --> 01:02:47.863
Exactly.

01:02:47.865 --> 01:02:50.265
But, but... but..

01:02:50.267 --> 01:02:53.101
...uh, w... what if we were
in like an alternate universe

01:02:53.103 --> 01:02:55.003
where I wasn't?

01:02:59.376 --> 01:03:01.777
Why does it matter?
I don't know.

01:03:04.081 --> 01:03:07.415
Dan... go to sleep.

01:03:07.417 --> 01:03:09.384
Yeah. Yeah.

01:03:21.398 --> 01:03:23.932
[rustling]

01:03:26.203 --> 01:03:27.502
Ow.

01:03:27.504 --> 01:03:29.938
Ow. Dan.

01:03:29.940 --> 01:03:31.873
Jesus! No!

01:03:33.210 --> 01:03:34.442
I'm sleeping. Get off of me.

01:03:34.444 --> 01:03:37.379
Sorry. Sorry.

01:03:37.381 --> 01:03:39.514
It's delish.
Oh, I just put it together, guys.

01:03:39.516 --> 01:03:40.916
Home cooking, man.
I miss it.

01:03:40.918 --> 01:03:42.484
Aw, stop.

01:03:44.154 --> 01:03:46.388
Lying in the tall grass..

01:03:48.058 --> 01:03:49.825
Good morning.

01:03:49.827 --> 01:03:51.560
You just stay focused.

01:03:51.562 --> 01:03:53.094
We got a big night.

01:03:53.096 --> 01:03:54.229
What's going on here?

01:03:54.231 --> 01:03:55.597
What's up, buddy?

01:03:55.599 --> 01:03:57.499
Hey, man. You remember Alyssa.

01:03:57.501 --> 01:03:59.034
Hi there.
Yeah.

01:03:59.036 --> 01:04:00.836
All cleaned up.

01:04:00.838 --> 01:04:04.072
So, uh, what were
we laughing about?

01:04:04.074 --> 01:04:06.241
Z-Bone's got himself
a big night lined up.

01:04:06.243 --> 01:04:08.343
Z... Z-Bone?
What is that?

01:04:08.345 --> 01:04:10.245
Nickname I gave the kid.

01:04:10.247 --> 01:04:12.581
I don't think
that works at all.

01:04:12.583 --> 01:04:14.382
He's going to have
his first threesome.

01:04:14.384 --> 01:04:15.617
What?

01:04:15.619 --> 01:04:17.285
[laughs]

01:04:17.287 --> 01:04:19.988
Right? I mean, I was
16 before I did that.

01:04:19.990 --> 01:04:21.623
Did what?
Nothing.

01:04:21.625 --> 01:04:23.525
Uh-oh.

01:04:23.527 --> 01:04:24.926
[laughs]

01:04:24.928 --> 01:04:26.361
Alyssa, would you
like some potatoes?

01:04:26.363 --> 01:04:28.597
Mmm. Yes. I would love some.

01:04:28.599 --> 01:04:30.932
Thank you, Stacey.

01:04:30.934 --> 01:04:32.634
Hey, man, he's ready to go.

01:04:32.636 --> 01:04:35.437
So, where is this
supposed to go down?

01:04:35.439 --> 01:04:37.472
At Heather's. Tomorrow night.

01:04:37.474 --> 01:04:39.875
Uh-huh. And where
are her parents?

01:04:39.876 --> 01:04:42.277
Oh, they are going
to be at your reunion.

01:04:42.279 --> 01:04:44.246
Oh, they are? That's perfect.

01:04:44.248 --> 01:04:46.481
Yeah, it actually is.

01:04:46.483 --> 01:04:48.316
So, I'm just the last
to find out about this?

01:04:48.318 --> 01:04:49.885
No, man. Stace doesn't know.

01:04:49.887 --> 01:04:51.253
Please don't tell her, dad.

01:04:51.255 --> 01:04:52.287
Hey, he's not
gonna tell her, dude.

01:04:52.289 --> 01:04:54.089
He's cool.
Yeah, I'm cool.

01:04:54.091 --> 01:04:55.924
But I should have
known about this.

01:04:55.926 --> 01:04:58.026
I tried to tell you
but you wouldn't listen.

01:04:58.028 --> 01:04:59.527
So I asked Oliver.

01:04:59.529 --> 01:05:01.563
Oh, so you encouraged this?

01:05:01.565 --> 01:05:03.899
Yeah, why wouldn't I?
He's 14.

01:05:03.901 --> 01:05:05.367
What are you gettin'
so upset about, Dan?

01:05:05.369 --> 01:05:07.535
You should be celebrating this.
He's a stud.

01:05:07.537 --> 01:05:09.304
[Alyssa and Oliver laughing]

01:05:09.306 --> 01:05:11.039
You know what?
I want you out of here.

01:05:11.041 --> 01:05:12.974
What? You heard me.
I want you out of this house!

01:05:12.976 --> 01:05:15.543
Dan! D... S... Stacey,
this does not concern you!

01:05:15.545 --> 01:05:17.279
It's okay, Stacey.
No, but it's not okay!

01:05:17.281 --> 01:05:19.381
It is okay!

01:05:23.020 --> 01:05:25.387
Maybe I overstayed
my welcome.

01:05:25.389 --> 01:05:27.455
I'm gonna get my things
and crash at Craig's.

01:05:27.457 --> 01:05:29.424
I am so sorry, Oliver.

01:05:30.994 --> 01:05:32.928
Dan, what is
the matter with you?

01:05:36.366 --> 01:05:38.333
So sorry..

01:05:38.335 --> 01:05:40.635
So you can see that the
ladies are on the dance floor

01:05:40.637 --> 01:05:42.470
underneath this
beautiful railing.

01:05:42.472 --> 01:05:44.572
If you get a chance later,
have a free moment of time

01:05:44.574 --> 01:05:47.309
come and check out the model.
It's almost to scale.

01:05:47.311 --> 01:05:48.944
Uh, if you actually
could hold on that

01:05:48.946 --> 01:05:50.478
for a second, Louise?
Thank you so much.

01:05:50.480 --> 01:05:52.514
Uh, I just got
a text from Lawless

01:05:52.516 --> 01:05:54.616
and he needs the password
to the Facebook page.

01:05:54.618 --> 01:05:55.684
Uh..

01:05:57.454 --> 01:05:58.420
What does he need it for?

01:05:58.422 --> 01:05:59.688
Oh, Jesus Christ.

01:05:59.690 --> 01:06:01.389
He wants to post a photo

01:06:01.391 --> 01:06:04.159
of us from last night.
Who gives a fuck?

01:06:04.161 --> 01:06:05.961
Dan, you're not the
gatekeeper of the Facebook page.

01:06:05.963 --> 01:06:07.462
Please give him the password.

01:06:07.464 --> 01:06:09.731
Oliver is not
a committee member, Lucy.

01:06:09.733 --> 01:06:12.467
Yeah, but Craig is.
But he's just gonna give it to him, Jerry.

01:06:12.469 --> 01:06:14.169
No, I won't give it to him.

01:06:14.171 --> 01:06:16.037
Because I can only
give it to people

01:06:16.039 --> 01:06:17.439
who are on the committee.

01:06:19.376 --> 01:06:22.377
Okay, everyone
heard him say that.

01:06:22.379 --> 01:06:23.611
You're on record.

01:06:25.215 --> 01:06:26.648
Uh..

01:06:26.650 --> 01:06:28.016
[sighs]

01:06:28.018 --> 01:06:29.684
Okay, fine.

01:06:31.221 --> 01:06:34.089
R...E..

01:06:34.091 --> 01:06:37.025
...U... N..

01:06:37.027 --> 01:06:38.593
...I..

01:06:39.396 --> 01:06:41.730
...O..

01:06:41.732 --> 01:06:44.165
...N.
It's reunion?

01:06:44.167 --> 01:06:46.234
With three exclaims
on the end.

01:06:46.236 --> 01:06:47.335
Good password.

01:06:47.337 --> 01:06:49.237
Randy, come take a look.

01:06:52.042 --> 01:06:53.208
[laughing]

01:06:53.210 --> 01:06:55.243
Oh, look. He's doing it.

01:06:55.245 --> 01:06:57.245
Uh, no, we're talking
about something else entirely.

01:06:57.247 --> 01:06:58.780
Oh, really?
What are you talking about?

01:06:58.782 --> 01:07:00.782
Just give me a second.

01:07:00.784 --> 01:07:02.017
Wish I had Facebook.

01:07:02.019 --> 01:07:03.284
[laughing]

01:07:03.286 --> 01:07:04.452
Me too.

01:07:05.622 --> 01:07:07.789
Okay, you know what?

01:07:07.791 --> 01:07:12.093
This has gone off the rails
and, uh, what are we doing?

01:07:12.095 --> 01:07:15.130
We're giving passwords
to non-committee members

01:07:15.132 --> 01:07:17.799
we're letting them upload
unauthorized photos.

01:07:17.801 --> 01:07:19.200
Dan, I'm gonna
ask you to calm down.

01:07:19.202 --> 01:07:21.636
Lucy, I'm totally calm.

01:07:21.638 --> 01:07:25.740
What the fuck is going on here?
This is ridiculous. Okay?

01:07:25.742 --> 01:07:28.810
It's one guy and we're gonna
build the whole fucking thing around him?

01:07:28.812 --> 01:07:30.228
It was your idea.
What the fuck?

01:07:30.229 --> 01:07:31.645
Wha... wha... what
the fuck do you care?

01:07:31.648 --> 01:07:35.116
Renina, you never ever
talk, and now you pipe in?

01:07:35.118 --> 01:07:37.419
She's right, Dan. We...
Okay, so what?

01:07:37.421 --> 01:07:39.587
So I made a mistake. Am I not
allowed to make a mistake?

01:07:39.589 --> 01:07:42.490
Am I not human?
This reunion is for everybody.

01:07:42.492 --> 01:07:46.127
It's for all of us!
Not just him!

01:07:46.129 --> 01:07:48.263
God!

01:07:48.265 --> 01:07:50.698
[sighs]

01:07:50.700 --> 01:07:52.133
[laughs]

01:07:54.204 --> 01:07:56.704
Okay. Announcement.

01:07:58.642 --> 01:08:00.608
I think I'm out, guys.

01:08:00.610 --> 01:08:04.145
Alright, man.
No, I mean, out out.

01:08:04.147 --> 01:08:05.246
No, we get it.
We know what you meant.

01:08:05.248 --> 01:08:06.548
You know,
it's honestly fine.

01:08:06.550 --> 01:08:08.650
I mean,
all the work's done, so..

01:08:08.652 --> 01:08:11.086
Okay.

01:08:11.088 --> 01:08:12.153
Anyway..

01:08:13.857 --> 01:08:16.724
[Ace Of Base singing
"Don't Turn Around"]

01:08:16.726 --> 01:08:18.693
What that?
Yeah, look, and then.

01:08:18.695 --> 01:08:19.727
[laughing]

01:08:21.565 --> 01:08:23.398
Is there a picture
of just me and him?

01:08:23.400 --> 01:08:27.102
♪ If you wanna leave ♪

01:08:27.104 --> 01:08:30.538
♪ I won't beg you to stay ♪

01:08:34.444 --> 01:08:37.212
♪ And if you gotta go darling ♪

01:08:38.682 --> 01:08:40.682
♪ Maybe it's better that way ♪♪

01:08:43.487 --> 01:08:44.069
[knock on door]

01:08:44.070 --> 01:08:45.070
Hey, Daniel.
Hey, Bill.

01:08:45.589 --> 01:08:46.754
[music stops]

01:08:46.756 --> 01:08:48.456
Are you okay?

01:08:48.458 --> 01:08:50.458
A lot of stuff, Bill.

01:08:50.460 --> 01:08:54.429
Yeah, well, I hate to pile on
more, but, um, we got a problem

01:08:54.431 --> 01:08:59.200
because I am... I am 90% sure

01:08:59.202 --> 01:09:01.870
that this is not
the guy we met with.

01:09:01.872 --> 01:09:04.339
And I do not know
what is going on.

01:09:04.341 --> 01:09:06.875
But I think we're
being duped in some way.

01:09:06.877 --> 01:09:08.543
And see w..

01:09:08.545 --> 01:09:10.745
...when I click this
like Steve said

01:09:10.747 --> 01:09:12.647
the picture stays the same.

01:09:12.649 --> 01:09:14.215
Now, if I could enlarge this

01:09:14.217 --> 01:09:15.550
then we would know who this is.

01:09:15.552 --> 01:09:17.485
But I... I can't..

01:09:17.487 --> 01:09:19.521
I don't know. There's
no way to enlarge this.

01:09:19.523 --> 01:09:22.157
Yeah, there's no
way to enlarge it.

01:09:22.159 --> 01:09:23.591
Right?

01:09:23.593 --> 01:09:24.893
[sighs]

01:09:24.895 --> 01:09:25.895
Fuck.

01:09:27.230 --> 01:09:28.329
Maybe if I hit this.

01:09:28.331 --> 01:09:29.797
[laptop keys clacking]

01:09:29.799 --> 01:09:30.832
No.

01:09:32.202 --> 01:09:33.735
[laptop keys clacking]

01:09:35.238 --> 01:09:36.871
Bill.
Yeah.

01:09:37.807 --> 01:09:39.908
There is a way to enlarge it.

01:09:43.880 --> 01:09:45.680
That's not him.

01:09:45.682 --> 01:09:47.482
No. It isn't.

01:09:48.852 --> 01:09:51.653
And Google is a great
way to search for stuff.

01:09:51.655 --> 01:09:53.955
It's actually the best
engine out there.

01:09:53.957 --> 01:09:55.490
What?

01:09:58.228 --> 01:10:01.429
And you can add someone
to an email chain at any point.

01:10:01.431 --> 01:10:03.932
It's so easy.

01:10:03.934 --> 01:10:05.400
Daniel, what's going on?

01:10:07.437 --> 01:10:08.603
I lied to you.

01:10:10.574 --> 01:10:11.839
There's no deal in LA.

01:10:13.543 --> 01:10:15.677
Kent Drazen isn't real.

01:10:17.814 --> 01:10:21.249
The guy you met, his
name is Oliver Lawless.

01:10:21.251 --> 01:10:23.718
And he was the coolest guy
in my high school and..

01:10:25.455 --> 01:10:26.888
...I just wanted
to go out there

01:10:26.890 --> 01:10:28.930
and convince him
to come to the reunion.

01:10:30.794 --> 01:10:33.261
You faked a deal?

01:10:33.263 --> 01:10:36.864
So you could...
take a trip to LA?

01:10:36.866 --> 01:10:40.335
Why didn't you just buy
a ticket and go on the weekend?

01:10:40.337 --> 01:10:43.338
Yeah. Yeah.

01:10:43.340 --> 01:10:46.708
In retrospect, that would
have been a lot easier.

01:10:46.710 --> 01:10:49.677
But I needed an excuse
for my wife, so..

01:10:49.679 --> 01:10:51.946
Okay. I got you.

01:10:51.948 --> 01:10:53.982
So couldn't you
have just told her

01:10:53.984 --> 01:10:56.684
it was a business trip and..

01:10:56.686 --> 01:10:58.786
...and left me out of it?

01:10:58.788 --> 01:11:01.022
I could have. I could have.

01:11:01.024 --> 01:11:03.291
I could have done that.

01:11:03.293 --> 01:11:04.525
[sighs]

01:11:04.527 --> 01:11:05.593
Actually, I'm not sure

01:11:05.595 --> 01:11:07.528
why I didn't.

01:11:07.530 --> 01:11:08.730
[sighs]

01:11:12.302 --> 01:11:14.569
So what now?

01:11:14.571 --> 01:11:17.505
I mean, I assume I'm fired.

01:11:17.507 --> 01:11:18.940
Fired from what?

01:11:20.477 --> 01:11:23.511
I don't even know if we
have a company anymore?

01:11:23.513 --> 01:11:24.746
Right.

01:11:27.317 --> 01:11:29.784
I spent so much money..

01:11:29.786 --> 01:11:32.520
I know, right. Right.

01:11:34.024 --> 01:11:35.523
I don't know
what to say, Bill.

01:11:35.525 --> 01:11:37.725
I mean, I'm so sorry.

01:11:37.727 --> 01:11:40.295
I never meant for
it to go this far.

01:11:44.434 --> 01:11:47.302
You know what's funny?

01:11:47.304 --> 01:11:49.837
I actually liked Drazen.

01:11:52.008 --> 01:11:53.708
I did too.

01:11:53.710 --> 01:11:54.909
Yeah, you know
it just felt good, you know

01:11:54.911 --> 01:11:57.011
chasing the big fish
again, you know.

01:11:58.915 --> 01:12:01.015
He liked you, Bill.

01:12:01.017 --> 01:12:02.583
That was real.

01:12:04.688 --> 01:12:06.688
It wasn't real.

01:12:09.326 --> 01:12:13.027
Well, right, I mean he
wasn't really Drazen, but..

01:12:13.029 --> 01:12:15.463
Did you get him?

01:12:15.465 --> 01:12:16.698
Who?

01:12:16.700 --> 01:12:18.733
Your friend, Lawless.

01:12:20.036 --> 01:12:21.969
I got him.

01:12:23.807 --> 01:12:25.473
Good.

01:12:25.475 --> 01:12:28.076
Bill... are we cool?

01:12:31.948 --> 01:12:33.915
Have fun
at the reunion, Daniel.

01:12:37.087 --> 01:12:39.087
[Erasure singing "A Little Respect"]

01:12:41.925 --> 01:12:45.626
♪ I try to discover ♪

01:12:45.628 --> 01:12:50.565
♪ A little something
to make me sweeter ♪

01:12:50.567 --> 01:12:51.833
♪ Oh baby refrain.. ♪

01:12:57.907 --> 01:12:59.674
Ready?

01:12:59.676 --> 01:13:00.942
Yep.

01:13:02.512 --> 01:13:05.113
♪ I'll be forever blue ♪

01:13:07.450 --> 01:13:09.550
♪ That you give me no reason ♪

01:13:09.552 --> 01:13:12.520
♪ Why you're making
me work so hard ♪

01:13:12.522 --> 01:13:13.554
♪ That you give me no.. ♪♪

01:13:13.556 --> 01:13:16.023
Dan, this is gorgeous.

01:13:17.694 --> 01:13:19.927
Stacey Poster.

01:13:19.929 --> 01:13:22.897
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!

01:13:22.899 --> 01:13:25.867
Wendy Fleur.
How are you?

01:13:25.869 --> 01:13:28.636
I'm good. Um, it's actually,
uh, Stacey Landsman now.

01:13:28.638 --> 01:13:29.871
You remember Dan?

01:13:31.574 --> 01:13:33.441
Hi, Wendy.

01:13:33.443 --> 01:13:35.543
Hi.

01:13:35.545 --> 01:13:37.979
Math, Spanish and chemistry.

01:13:39.449 --> 01:13:40.481
Oh.

01:13:42.952 --> 01:13:43.985
I'm gonna go get some drinks.

01:13:43.987 --> 01:13:45.186
Oh, okay.
Perfect.

01:13:45.188 --> 01:13:46.654
Thanks. Just a white wine.

01:13:46.656 --> 01:13:48.790
Yeah, um, two.

01:13:48.792 --> 01:13:51.592
[instrumental music]

01:13:55.999 --> 01:13:57.965
[music continues]

01:13:57.967 --> 01:14:00.435
Yeah, Lawless crew.

01:14:00.437 --> 01:14:01.636
[laughs]

01:14:02.605 --> 01:14:03.805
Hey.

01:14:07.143 --> 01:14:09.744
Dan.
Dale Harken.

01:14:09.746 --> 01:14:12.013
What's up, buddy?
We're gonna be seeing you next week, right?

01:14:12.015 --> 01:14:14.982
Hey, I hear big things
are happening over there.

01:14:14.984 --> 01:14:17.452
You know, uh, Sherman tried
to FaceTime me the other day.

01:14:17.454 --> 01:14:19.620
I didn't even know
the old man had a phone.

01:14:19.622 --> 01:14:21.756
Yeah.

01:14:21.758 --> 01:14:23.591
Hey, did I, uh..

01:14:23.593 --> 01:14:25.726
...did I hear right?

01:14:25.728 --> 01:14:27.728
You got Lawless here?

01:14:27.730 --> 01:14:29.797
Yeah, I might have had
somethin' to do with that.

01:14:29.799 --> 01:14:31.566
Nice job, dude.

01:14:32.502 --> 01:14:33.868
Oh, man.

01:14:33.870 --> 01:14:35.770
Hey, not to sound
gay or anything

01:14:35.772 --> 01:14:38.539
but I always thought
he was just the shit.

01:14:40.543 --> 01:14:43.244
Like I would've done anything to
have been his friend, you know?

01:14:48.518 --> 01:14:49.250
Yeah.

01:14:49.251 --> 01:14:51.251
Anyway, let's get
fucked up, right?

01:14:53.756 --> 01:14:55.156
Yeah.

01:14:55.157 --> 01:14:57.157
[Inxs singing "Never Tear Us Apart"]

01:15:08.071 --> 01:15:10.104
♪ Don't ask me ♪

01:15:11.708 --> 01:15:13.741
♪ What you know is true ♪

01:15:15.078 --> 01:15:17.044
♪ Don't have to tell you ♪

01:15:19.516 --> 01:15:21.182
♪ I love your precious.. ♪

01:15:21.184 --> 01:15:22.817
Hey, Dan.

01:15:22.819 --> 01:15:25.620
Hey, fuckin' A,
guys, you did it.

01:15:26.689 --> 01:15:28.556
♪ I was standing ♪

01:15:30.527 --> 01:15:31.859
♪ You were there ♪

01:15:33.162 --> 01:15:36.998
♪ Two worlds collided ♪

01:15:37.000 --> 01:15:40.868
♪ And they could
never tear us apart ♪

01:15:44.774 --> 01:15:47.575
[instrumental music]

01:15:52.315 --> 01:15:54.115
♪ We could live ♪

01:15:56.052 --> 01:15:58.152
♪ For a thousand years ♪

01:15:59.289 --> 01:16:01.722
♪ But if I hurt you ♪

01:16:03.626 --> 01:16:07.695
♪ I'd make wine
from your tears ♪

01:16:07.697 --> 01:16:09.196
♪ I told you ♪

01:16:10.967 --> 01:16:13.234
♪ That we could fly ♪

01:16:14.938 --> 01:16:17.171
♪ 'Cause we all have wings ♪

01:16:18.908 --> 01:16:22.577
♪ But some of us
don't know why ♪

01:16:25.982 --> 01:16:28.115
♪ I was standing ♪

01:16:29.786 --> 01:16:31.852
♪ You were there ♪♪

01:16:35.592 --> 01:16:38.192
[indistinct singing]

01:16:44.601 --> 01:16:46.000
How you doin'?

01:16:46.002 --> 01:16:47.735
I'm fucking great.

01:16:47.737 --> 01:16:49.704
How are you doin'?

01:16:49.706 --> 01:16:50.838
Smoking?

01:16:50.840 --> 01:16:52.607
You know, whatever, I smoke

01:16:52.609 --> 01:16:54.609
when I drink, sometimes
I'll have a smoke.

01:16:54.611 --> 01:16:57.144
What... what's the big deal?

01:16:57.146 --> 01:16:59.280
Are you okay?
I'm fucking great.

01:16:59.282 --> 01:17:01.682
It's a party. You know what?
I'm partyin'.

01:17:01.684 --> 01:17:03.284
Just loosen the fuck up.

01:17:04.988 --> 01:17:07.054
Who are you right now?

01:17:07.056 --> 01:17:08.956
You're wasted!

01:17:08.958 --> 01:17:11.692
You're obsessed with Oliver.

01:17:11.694 --> 01:17:14.028
Wearin' the same
underwear as him.

01:17:19.268 --> 01:17:22.069
How do you know what
kind of underwear he wears?

01:17:27.977 --> 01:17:30.211
You fuckin' him?
What?

01:17:33.182 --> 01:17:35.816
I did his laundry, Dan.

01:17:35.818 --> 01:17:38.419
[indistinct singing]

01:17:41.924 --> 01:17:43.724
[music continues]

01:17:44.961 --> 01:17:46.093
[door closes]

01:17:48.665 --> 01:17:49.665
[groans]

01:18:00.343 --> 01:18:02.943
Dan.
Jerry.

01:18:02.945 --> 01:18:05.980
Was that cocaine?
Come here.

01:18:05.982 --> 01:18:09.717
Okay.
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.

01:18:09.719 --> 01:18:11.719
Let me ask you somethin'.
How about this?

01:18:11.721 --> 01:18:13.087
D-Nice.
What?

01:18:13.089 --> 01:18:14.922
Have people just call
me that from now on?

01:18:14.924 --> 01:18:17.291
Uh, I don't know.

01:18:17.293 --> 01:18:19.860
It feels forced.
It's a little bit forced.

01:18:19.862 --> 01:18:21.395
That's what I was thinkin' too.

01:18:21.397 --> 01:18:23.297
Okay, come on,
give me some options.

01:18:23.299 --> 01:18:25.249
Pitch me out some new ones.
I don't know.

01:18:25.250 --> 01:18:27.200
You just have to find what
works for you, you know?

01:18:27.203 --> 01:18:29.236
Like me, it's... it's J-Dawg.
It's obvious.

01:18:29.238 --> 01:18:30.337
Fuck.

01:18:35.111 --> 01:18:37.151
You've got it all
figured out, don't you?

01:18:39.182 --> 01:18:40.782
Don't you?
Uh..

01:18:41.984 --> 01:18:44.018
I don't know. I don't think.

01:18:45.855 --> 01:18:48.289
You have such
an easy life, J-Dawg.

01:18:50.493 --> 01:18:51.959
Let's go back
to the party, okay?

01:18:51.961 --> 01:18:54.261
Yeah, let's get back in.

01:18:54.263 --> 01:18:56.731
J-Dawg wants back in.

01:18:56.733 --> 01:18:57.932
[laughing]

01:18:57.934 --> 01:18:59.033
Why wouldn't he?

01:18:59.035 --> 01:19:00.067
[door opens]

01:19:02.271 --> 01:19:05.272
[instrumental music]

01:19:06.943 --> 01:19:08.442
Whoo-hoo!

01:19:08.444 --> 01:19:10.444
Holly James!

01:19:10.446 --> 01:19:12.847
Lovebirds back together.

01:19:12.849 --> 01:19:14.448
Who is this guy?
You alright, Dan?

01:19:14.450 --> 01:19:16.016
[mumbles]

01:19:16.018 --> 01:19:17.985
Is that it?
You're not gonna say hi?

01:19:17.987 --> 01:19:20.321
You're here because of me
and you're not gonna say hi?

01:19:20.323 --> 01:19:21.856
That's pretty fuckin' rude.

01:19:21.858 --> 01:19:23.991
Why don't you go sit down
for a little bit, buddy?

01:19:23.993 --> 01:19:25.993
How was Craig's house?

01:19:25.995 --> 01:19:28.195
Bye, Dan.

01:19:28.197 --> 01:19:30.831
You're gonna fuck that pussy?

01:19:30.833 --> 01:19:33.501
That tight puss?
He said you have one.

01:19:33.503 --> 01:19:36.003
Probably not
anymore though, right?

01:19:36.005 --> 01:19:39.373
Probably gotten a little loose.
Alright, let's go.

01:19:39.375 --> 01:19:40.941
What are you doin'?
Excuse us for a sec.

01:19:40.943 --> 01:19:42.176
Where are we goin'?
Are you gonna..

01:19:42.178 --> 01:19:44.145
We're gonna go
talk over there? Ow!

01:19:44.147 --> 01:19:46.313
Why do you gotta
squeeze so hard, huh?

01:19:46.315 --> 01:19:48.516
Ah!

01:19:48.518 --> 01:19:50.417
What are you doin'?
What are you doin'?

01:19:50.419 --> 01:19:51.919
What's happening?

01:19:51.921 --> 01:19:53.254
I mean, we..

01:19:53.256 --> 01:19:55.389
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

01:19:55.391 --> 01:19:57.191
Can we..

01:19:57.193 --> 01:19:59.059
Can we start over?
Let's just start over.

01:19:59.061 --> 01:20:01.061
Start what over?

01:20:01.063 --> 01:20:02.429
Hey.

01:20:02.431 --> 01:20:04.198
I'm Dan Landsman.

01:20:04.200 --> 01:20:07.835
We went to high school and never
had sex with each other.

01:20:07.837 --> 01:20:09.236
Dan, go home.

01:20:09.238 --> 01:20:12.106
What? No, no, no. Come on.

01:20:12.108 --> 01:20:14.275
Wait. Wait, what..

01:20:14.277 --> 01:20:17.344
Why can't we just talk?
There's nothin' to talk about, Dan.

01:20:17.346 --> 01:20:20.181
Oh, really? 'Cause I think
there is stuff to talk about.

01:20:20.183 --> 01:20:22.316
Why won't you talk to me?

01:20:22.318 --> 01:20:24.418
Talk to me, Oliver!

01:20:32.895 --> 01:20:35.196
Okay.

01:20:35.198 --> 01:20:36.530
What do you wanna
talk about, Dan?

01:20:36.532 --> 01:20:38.265
You know what I wanna talk about.
Yeah?

01:20:38.267 --> 01:20:40.234
And what do you wanna hear? Huh?

01:20:41.938 --> 01:20:43.437
You wanna hear that
I wanna be with you?

01:20:43.439 --> 01:20:45.306
What, Oliver, wait,
why did the music stop?

01:20:45.308 --> 01:20:47.274
Would that do it
for you, Dan? Tell me.

01:20:47.276 --> 01:20:49.176
You wanna hear that I can't stop
thinkin' about when we fucked?

01:20:49.178 --> 01:20:50.845
No, no. Outside.

01:20:50.847 --> 01:20:52.246
That I'm rock hard right now

01:20:52.248 --> 01:20:54.248
just thinkin' about it?
How's that?

01:20:56.085 --> 01:21:00.087
Oh, Dan, I can't wait to get
my dick back in your mouth.

01:21:00.089 --> 01:21:03.257
I'm so dying to make you come,
since you didn't last time.

01:21:03.259 --> 01:21:05.159
How's that? Maybe that's
what you're lookin' for.

01:21:05.161 --> 01:21:07.261
Oliver...
No, no, no, let's fuckin' talk, man!

01:21:07.263 --> 01:21:09.563
You wanted to do this.
Let's talk.

01:21:09.565 --> 01:21:10.865
Let's get some closure.

01:21:12.902 --> 01:21:14.535
How do we end this?

01:21:16.372 --> 01:21:17.938
How's this?

01:21:20.209 --> 01:21:21.542
It meant nothing to me.

01:21:24.080 --> 01:21:26.413
You weren't even a blip
on my fuckin' radar.

01:21:41.030 --> 01:21:42.496
Goddammit, Dan.

01:21:44.133 --> 01:21:45.432
Jesus Christ.

01:21:49.405 --> 01:21:52.406
[indistinct chatter]

01:22:02.251 --> 01:22:04.451
[car engine revving]

01:22:21.337 --> 01:22:22.369
[grunts]

01:22:26.509 --> 01:22:27.541
[exhales]

01:22:39.188 --> 01:22:40.188
[baby cooing]

01:22:45.194 --> 01:22:47.394
Dan.

01:22:47.396 --> 01:22:49.063
I need you to
take Zach to school.

01:22:49.065 --> 01:22:50.431
I'm on it.

01:22:51.167 --> 01:22:52.633
I'll just..

01:22:52.635 --> 01:22:53.968
[door closes]

01:22:55.371 --> 01:22:56.570
[sighs]

01:23:08.017 --> 01:23:09.516
So, uh..

01:23:09.518 --> 01:23:12.987
...how was your... three-way?

01:23:12.989 --> 01:23:15.255
Didn't happen.

01:23:15.257 --> 01:23:17.658
Oh, damn. It was a prank.

01:23:17.660 --> 01:23:20.461
No, dad. It just wasn't me.

01:23:37.079 --> 01:23:39.480
Look, I know..

01:23:39.482 --> 01:23:41.348
...I've been
a little absent lately.

01:23:41.350 --> 01:23:44.685
You've tried to talk
to me about this stuff..

01:23:44.687 --> 01:23:48.155
I just want you to know, you
can talk to me about whatever.

01:23:48.157 --> 01:23:50.657
And I wanna talk
to you about some things.

01:23:52.094 --> 01:23:54.128
Like how you
had sex with Oliver?

01:23:54.130 --> 01:23:55.729
[school bell rings]

01:23:57.433 --> 01:23:58.499
[Dan sighs]

01:23:58.501 --> 01:23:59.767
You heard.

01:24:01.604 --> 01:24:04.505
How did it even...
I don't know, buddy.

01:24:04.507 --> 01:24:07.174
We were out in Los Angeles,
one thing led to another.

01:24:07.176 --> 01:24:10.377
I mean, you know,
these things happen.

01:24:10.379 --> 01:24:12.546
They do?
Yeah, you'll see.

01:24:12.548 --> 01:24:16.216
When you're older,
a lot of different factors come into play.

01:24:16.218 --> 01:24:19.153
I mean, a lot
of it had to with..

01:24:27.530 --> 01:24:29.530
Dad, are y... you okay?

01:24:29.532 --> 01:24:32.533
[Dan crying]

01:24:34.370 --> 01:24:36.670
It's... it's okay.

01:24:36.672 --> 01:24:38.405
It'll be okay.

01:24:38.407 --> 01:24:40.507
Uh, I fucked up.

01:24:41.377 --> 01:24:43.510
I really fucked up.

01:24:43.512 --> 01:24:45.813
Mommy hates me.

01:24:45.815 --> 01:24:48.248
I don't think she hates you.
I just think maybe...

01:24:48.250 --> 01:24:49.783
She does.

01:24:49.785 --> 01:24:51.852
Maybe she's just
weirded out.

01:24:53.756 --> 01:24:55.422
Are you?

01:24:55.424 --> 01:24:57.524
I mean, yeah.
It's messed up.

01:24:57.526 --> 01:25:00.127
Well, what do I do?
I don't know.

01:25:00.129 --> 01:25:01.662
Figure it out with mom?

01:25:01.664 --> 01:25:03.230
Will you come with me?

01:25:03.232 --> 01:25:04.465
I have school.

01:25:06.802 --> 01:25:07.267
[Dan sighs]

01:25:07.268 --> 01:25:07.733
I'm gonna get
a lot of shit today

01:25:07.736 --> 01:25:09.403
and I just have to deal with it.

01:25:09.405 --> 01:25:10.571
So do you.

01:25:16.512 --> 01:25:18.378
[school bell rings]

01:25:21.450 --> 01:25:22.549
Hey, babe.

01:25:24.753 --> 01:25:26.887
Hey, Mr. Landsman.
Hey, Heather.

01:25:26.889 --> 01:25:28.589
Heard about last night.

01:25:28.591 --> 01:25:30.224
Oh, you did? Great.

01:25:30.226 --> 01:25:31.391
Well, it's pretty epic.

01:25:31.393 --> 01:25:33.293
It's all over Facebook.

01:25:33.295 --> 01:25:35.162
It is?

01:25:35.164 --> 01:25:37.297
Yeah, you're fucked up, dude.

01:25:37.299 --> 01:25:38.665
I like it.

01:25:38.667 --> 01:25:40.267
Oh.

01:25:40.269 --> 01:25:42.202
Yeah. Thanks.

01:25:43.272 --> 01:25:44.438
Yeah.

01:25:48.344 --> 01:25:51.145
[instrumental music]

01:25:52.715 --> 01:25:54.681
[engine revving]

01:25:54.683 --> 01:25:57.684
[music continues]

01:26:02.258 --> 01:26:03.724
It was so awesome
havin' you here, man.

01:26:03.726 --> 01:26:04.825
What a great weekend.

01:26:04.827 --> 01:26:06.193
Hey, it was weird all that

01:26:06.195 --> 01:26:07.694
shit you blasted Dan
with last night

01:26:07.696 --> 01:26:10.197
in front of everybody,
but, you know..

01:26:10.199 --> 01:26:11.865
...classic Lawless.

01:26:11.867 --> 01:26:14.601
Thanks for the material. That
stuff's gonna last us for years.

01:26:14.603 --> 01:26:16.236
For years. Yeah.

01:26:17.306 --> 01:26:18.605
Guys.

01:26:18.607 --> 01:26:19.873
Oh, buddy.

01:26:22.178 --> 01:26:23.443
I could've fucked
either one of you.

01:26:23.445 --> 01:26:24.878
Mm-hmm.

01:26:24.880 --> 01:26:27.614
At any point.
Uh..

01:26:27.616 --> 01:26:29.550
But I didn't.
Uh..

01:26:30.719 --> 01:26:32.419
Why is that?

01:26:36.559 --> 01:26:38.559
Alright, fellas.

01:26:38.561 --> 01:26:41.562
[instrumental music]

01:27:06.589 --> 01:27:09.590
[music continues]

01:27:21.870 --> 01:27:23.403
[door squeaking]

01:27:32.481 --> 01:27:35.282
[indistinct chatter]

01:27:36.652 --> 01:27:37.851
[dog barking]

01:27:39.255 --> 01:27:41.855
[indistinct chatter]

01:27:44.593 --> 01:27:47.461
So there were buttons on
that shirt when I bought it.

01:27:49.798 --> 01:27:51.698
And I yelled at that manager..

01:27:53.836 --> 01:27:55.636
...for no reason.

01:27:57.439 --> 01:27:58.772
Yeah.

01:28:00.676 --> 01:28:03.277
How did the buttons
come off the shirt, Dan?

01:28:05.447 --> 01:28:07.547
He ripped 'em off.

01:28:08.884 --> 01:28:10.384
Hmm.

01:28:10.386 --> 01:28:11.585
Yeah.

01:28:19.495 --> 01:28:21.428
Stace, I'm not..

01:28:23.799 --> 01:28:26.366
So, what was it, Dan?
Can you please explain it to me?

01:28:26.368 --> 01:28:28.802
I wish I could.
I don't... I don't... I..

01:28:30.639 --> 01:28:33.373
If you had asked
me two weeks ago

01:28:33.375 --> 01:28:35.309
what the odds
of this happening...

01:28:35.311 --> 01:28:37.010
Oh, my God. Stop.

01:28:39.948 --> 01:28:41.782
I'm just tryin'
to talk about it.

01:28:41.784 --> 01:28:43.850
I mean... I mean... I,
to deal with it.

01:28:43.852 --> 01:28:46.019
You know? I mean,
because we have to.

01:28:46.989 --> 01:28:48.388
Right?

01:28:51.894 --> 01:28:52.926
[doorbell rings]

01:28:52.928 --> 01:28:54.061
Fuck!

01:28:54.063 --> 01:28:55.495
[sniffles]

01:28:58.701 --> 01:29:01.702
[instrumental music]

01:29:08.043 --> 01:29:09.343
[Stacey sighs]

01:29:10.913 --> 01:29:13.113
Is this a bad time?

01:29:13.115 --> 01:29:15.982
Um..
What are you doin' here?

01:29:15.984 --> 01:29:18.452
I was just
headin' out and, uh..

01:29:20.089 --> 01:29:23.857
...I don't know, I kinda feel
like I needed to apologize.

01:29:23.859 --> 01:29:26.560
I said some things...
Yeah, we heard them.

01:29:26.562 --> 01:29:29.029
Look, Stace,
you gotta know..

01:29:30.132 --> 01:29:32.566
...I did this. Not Dan.

01:29:33.502 --> 01:29:35.135
It was all me.

01:29:35.137 --> 01:29:37.217
Is that supposed
to make me feel better?

01:29:38.640 --> 01:29:40.674
Well, can I
at least come in?

01:29:40.676 --> 01:29:41.975
I'll come out.

01:29:43.412 --> 01:29:44.811
It's okay.

01:29:48.050 --> 01:29:50.016
[door creaks]

01:29:50.018 --> 01:29:51.018
[door closes]

01:30:02.498 --> 01:30:04.765
Dude, listen to me.

01:30:04.767 --> 01:30:07.534
Last night, rippin' you
to shreds like that..

01:30:07.536 --> 01:30:09.102
It was..

01:30:09.104 --> 01:30:11.805
It must've been
embarrassing for ya.

01:30:11.807 --> 01:30:13.039
I'm sorry.

01:30:13.041 --> 01:30:14.441
Well..

01:30:14.443 --> 01:30:15.909
...thanks for saying that.

01:30:17.646 --> 01:30:20.180
In LA..

01:30:20.182 --> 01:30:22.262
...I treated you like
a piece of meat, man.

01:30:23.152 --> 01:30:24.718
It wasn't right.
Yeah.

01:30:24.720 --> 01:30:26.453
Uh..

01:30:26.455 --> 01:30:27.821
...thanks for that as well.

01:30:27.823 --> 01:30:29.990
I don't wanna be doin' that.

01:30:29.992 --> 01:30:31.425
You know, I don't
wanna be that guy.

01:30:31.427 --> 01:30:33.026
Yeah, I don't
wanna be the guy I was

01:30:33.028 --> 01:30:34.028
in that scenario.

01:30:38.534 --> 01:30:40.066
It's just you put me up
on this pedestal, you know?

01:30:40.068 --> 01:30:42.569
It was like..

01:30:42.571 --> 01:30:44.738
I don't know, it was a lot
of pressure to deal with. Huh?

01:30:44.740 --> 01:30:47.100
It kinda made me feel like
I needed to play the part.

01:30:48.143 --> 01:30:49.876
Didn't wanna let you down.

01:30:49.878 --> 01:30:51.845
"Play the part?"

01:30:54.650 --> 01:30:55.916
Dan..

01:30:58.120 --> 01:31:00.787
...you gotta open
your eyes, man.

01:31:00.789 --> 01:31:02.122
I'm a mess.

01:31:02.124 --> 01:31:03.924
That Banana Boat spot..

01:31:03.926 --> 01:31:05.025
...it's pathetic.

01:31:05.027 --> 01:31:06.693
That's a national spot.

01:31:06.695 --> 01:31:10.163
Ah, you saw my apartment,
man, I'm broke as shit.

01:31:10.165 --> 01:31:13.066
I don't know fuckin'
Dermot Mulroney.

01:31:13.068 --> 01:31:14.901
But I saw you guys.

01:31:14.903 --> 01:31:16.770
I mean, he's a super
down-to-earth dude.

01:31:16.772 --> 01:31:18.705
He's fucking normal
as hell, but..

01:31:18.707 --> 01:31:20.807
...he didn't have
a clue who I was.

01:31:20.809 --> 01:31:22.609
Because we'd never met.

01:31:28.183 --> 01:31:29.783
I'm nothing, man.

01:31:30.953 --> 01:31:33.119
I peaked in the 11th grade.

01:31:35.991 --> 01:31:38.058
Hang on one second.

01:31:39.561 --> 01:31:41.027
[instrumental music]

01:31:41.029 --> 01:31:42.062
[honking]

01:31:42.064 --> 01:31:43.663
Hey, Mac.

01:31:43.665 --> 01:31:45.999
Relax, man.
I am relaxed.

01:31:46.001 --> 01:31:47.934
You wanna miss your flight,
I don't give a fuck.

01:31:47.936 --> 01:31:50.070
It's on you. Your call.

01:31:51.240 --> 01:31:52.539
Yeah.

01:31:55.143 --> 01:31:56.776
What's that?

01:31:58.247 --> 01:31:59.813
It's yours.

01:31:59.815 --> 01:32:01.615
I borrowed it.

01:32:01.617 --> 01:32:03.617
After you fucked me.

01:32:11.159 --> 01:32:13.260
And you probably,
uh, don't remember.

01:32:13.262 --> 01:32:16.062
It's just a blip
on your radar, but, uh..

01:32:20.569 --> 01:32:21.868
Keep it.

01:32:25.040 --> 01:32:27.140
You weren't just a blip, Dan.

01:32:28.777 --> 01:32:30.610
Even if I was.

01:32:31.647 --> 01:32:34.247
[instrumental music]

01:32:41.256 --> 01:32:44.257
[music continues]

01:32:46.194 --> 01:32:48.328
Take care of yourself, pal.

01:32:50.098 --> 01:32:52.098
[engine cranking]

01:32:58.173 --> 01:33:01.174
[music continues]

01:33:14.189 --> 01:33:17.023
Dear Grant Barkledge,
class of '94.

01:33:18.594 --> 01:33:20.660
Fun times last night.

01:33:20.662 --> 01:33:22.762
Although I do apologize
for my personal life

01:33:22.764 --> 01:33:25.131
taking center stage
like it did.

01:33:25.133 --> 01:33:27.133
That was unexpected.

01:33:27.135 --> 01:33:29.636
Had a great DJ
who, if you ask me

01:33:29.638 --> 01:33:31.204
got unfairly overshadowed.

01:33:31.206 --> 01:33:33.340
Sorry about that, Tyler.

01:33:35.077 --> 01:33:36.910
But it's funny.

01:33:36.912 --> 01:33:39.980
I brought it all on myself.

01:33:39.982 --> 01:33:41.247
I thought if I could deliver

01:33:41.249 --> 01:33:44.684
Oliver Lawless, I'd be a hero.

01:33:44.686 --> 01:33:47.253
Single-handedly
saving our reunion.

01:33:50.626 --> 01:33:52.546
But we didn't need him,
did we?

01:33:54.896 --> 01:33:57.364
We didn't need the most
popular guy from high school.

01:33:58.900 --> 01:34:00.333
We didn't need the face

01:34:00.335 --> 01:34:02.736
of a national
Banana Boat campaign.

01:34:04.139 --> 01:34:06.940
We needed a symbol
of something more.

01:34:08.844 --> 01:34:10.377
And I for one
was ready to risk

01:34:10.379 --> 01:34:13.113
everything I had
for the chance to find it.

01:34:15.717 --> 01:34:18.652
But it took all this
to make me realize..

01:34:18.654 --> 01:34:22.422
...Oliver Lawless
was inside me all along.

01:34:22.424 --> 01:34:25.291
There's a Lawless
inside all of us.

01:34:27.262 --> 01:34:30.196
Sometimes you just gotta
give him a little nudge

01:34:30.198 --> 01:34:32.732
and wake him up.

01:34:32.734 --> 01:34:34.434
After I post this update
and leave you all

01:34:34.436 --> 01:34:36.102
ample time to read it

01:34:36.104 --> 01:34:39.339
I will be deactivating
this Facebook account.

01:34:39.341 --> 01:34:41.908
For I am the only
one in possession

01:34:41.910 --> 01:34:44.811
of the new password.

01:34:44.813 --> 01:34:47.714
But I shall
leave you with this.

01:34:47.716 --> 01:34:50.016
Be grateful for what you have

01:34:50.018 --> 01:34:52.952
and you'll end up having more.

01:34:52.954 --> 01:34:55.288
If you concentrate
on what you don't have..

01:34:55.290 --> 01:34:56.923
...you will never..

01:34:56.925 --> 01:34:58.425
...ever..

01:34:58.427 --> 01:34:59.793
...have enough.

01:35:01.263 --> 01:35:03.343
That's Oprah Winfrey
for you right there.

01:35:04.966 --> 01:35:06.800
Tellin' it like it is.

01:35:09.738 --> 01:35:11.037
Goodbye, old friends.

01:35:12.741 --> 01:35:15.308
I'll see you all
on the other side.

01:35:17.179 --> 01:35:19.479
And I will forever be..

01:35:19.481 --> 01:35:21.748
...your chairman
of the Alumni Committee.

01:35:22.951 --> 01:35:25.752
Daniel Gregory Landsman

01:35:26.421 --> 01:35:28.021
AKA..

01:35:28.023 --> 01:35:31.024
[intense music]

01:35:33.829 --> 01:35:35.328
...The D-Train.

01:35:36.264 --> 01:35:37.864
[intense music]

01:35:42.104 --> 01:35:43.770
[instrumental music]

01:35:57.519 --> 01:36:01.788
♪ If I am you and you are me ♪

01:36:01.790 --> 01:36:05.825
♪ Then I know
the world will see that ♪

01:36:05.827 --> 01:36:09.829
♪ I was weak
but now I'm strong ♪

01:36:09.831 --> 01:36:13.900
♪ This will be
a different song ♪

01:36:13.902 --> 01:36:15.802
♪ So here I am ♪

01:36:15.804 --> 01:36:17.804
♪ The better man ♪

01:36:17.806 --> 01:36:21.474
♪ Not the one you thought I am ♪

01:36:21.476 --> 01:36:25.812
♪ And here we are
not the same ♪

01:36:25.814 --> 01:36:29.315
♪ 'Cause tonight
I win this game ♪

01:36:29.317 --> 01:36:31.951
♪ So hold me tight ♪

01:36:33.388 --> 01:36:37.457
♪ 'Cause a million stars
could die tonight ♪

01:36:37.459 --> 01:36:41.361
♪ And when they're gone ♪

01:36:41.363 --> 01:36:45.365
♪ There'll be nothing
for you to wish upon ♪

01:36:45.367 --> 01:36:50.003
♪ A million stars
depend on us tonight ♪

01:36:57.879 --> 01:37:01.848
♪ I count on you
you count on me ♪

01:37:01.850 --> 01:37:05.819
♪ Just this once
please let it be ♪

01:37:05.821 --> 01:37:09.923
♪ And catch me
if I'm fallin' down ♪

01:37:09.925 --> 01:37:13.493
♪ One last chance
to wear this crown ♪

01:37:13.495 --> 01:37:15.595
♪ There's nothin' left ♪

01:37:15.597 --> 01:37:17.897
♪ For me to say ♪

01:37:17.899 --> 01:37:21.568
♪ Dreams come true if we pray ♪

01:37:21.570 --> 01:37:25.572
♪ I'm reachin'
for the Milky Way ♪

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♪ A super star is born today ♪

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♪ So hold me tight ♪

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♪ 'Cause a million stars
could die tonight ♪

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♪ And when they're gone ♪

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♪ There'll be nothing
for you to wish upon ♪

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♪ A million stars
depend on us tonight ♪

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♪ So.. ♪

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♪ So.. ♪
♪ So.. ♪

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♪ So hold me tight ♪

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♪ 'Cause a million stars
could die tonight ♪

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♪ And when they're gone ♪

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♪ There'll be nothin'
for you to wish upon ♪

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♪ So hold me tight ♪

01:38:25.300 --> 01:38:29.335
♪ 'Cause a million stars
could die tonight ♪

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♪ And when they're gone ♪

01:38:33.141 --> 01:38:37.610
♪ There'll be nothin'
for you to wish upon ♪

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♪ A million stars
depend on us tonight ♪

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♪ A million stars
depend on us tonight ♪

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♪ Tonight ♪

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♪ A million stars
depend on us tonight ♪

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♪ Tonight ♪

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