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WEBVTT - https://subtitletools.com 00:00:44.678 --> 00:00:49.114 [Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark singing "So In Love"] 00:01:14.175 --> 00:01:18.143 ♪ Talk to me don't lie to me ♪ 00:01:18.145 --> 00:01:19.778 ♪ Save your breath ♪ 00:01:21.515 --> 00:01:23.549 ♪ Don't look at me ♪ 00:01:23.551 --> 00:01:25.484 ♪ Don't smile at me ♪ 00:01:25.486 --> 00:01:27.853 ♪ Just close your eyes ♪ 00:01:30.291 --> 00:01:34.593 ♪ I was so impressed by you ♪ 00:01:34.595 --> 00:01:36.728 ♪ I was runnin' blind ♪ 00:01:38.566 --> 00:01:42.601 ♪ I would fall for every trick ♪ 00:01:42.603 --> 00:01:44.736 ♪ Every twist of mind ♪ 00:01:46.240 --> 00:01:48.207 ♪ Heaven is cold ♪ 00:01:48.209 --> 00:01:50.109 ♪ Without any soul ♪ 00:01:50.111 --> 00:01:52.311 ♪ It's hard to believe ♪ 00:01:52.313 --> 00:01:56.648 ♪ I was so in love with you ♪ 00:01:56.650 --> 00:01:58.617 Check. Check. 00:01:58.619 --> 00:01:59.818 Check. Check. 00:02:04.792 --> 00:02:08.560 ♪ All the things you said to me ♪ 00:02:08.562 --> 00:02:10.329 ♪ I was so upset.. ♪ 00:02:10.331 --> 00:02:11.830 Hey, Dan. Jerry. 00:02:11.832 --> 00:02:13.899 New sign? Same sign, Jerry. 00:02:13.901 --> 00:02:15.701 New suction cups. Come on. 00:02:16.737 --> 00:02:19.705 ♪ God I did my best.. ♪♪ 00:02:19.707 --> 00:02:22.207 No. I was... I was actually calling about the reunion 00:02:22.209 --> 00:02:24.143 you know, 'cause it's right around the corner. 00:02:24.145 --> 00:02:25.911 ...from Barkledge High School. 00:02:25.913 --> 00:02:28.413 ...well, I.. 00:02:28.415 --> 00:02:30.149 Herbert Farber just hung up on me. 00:02:30.151 --> 00:02:33.285 Jesus, dude, how many times have you been married? 00:02:33.287 --> 00:02:35.587 Well, bring 'em all. 00:02:35.589 --> 00:02:37.523 May I speak with Jeff Suttleson, please? 00:02:37.525 --> 00:02:40.425 Jeff? Dan Landsman. 00:02:40.427 --> 00:02:41.727 From high school. 00:02:41.729 --> 00:02:43.395 The D man. 00:02:43.397 --> 00:02:46.231 No? Nothin'? 00:02:46.233 --> 00:02:48.567 Neil Boitress, D Money. 00:02:48.569 --> 00:02:50.169 [laughs] 00:02:50.171 --> 00:02:52.771 Dan... Landsman. 00:02:52.773 --> 00:02:55.774 It was a nickname. Everyone used to call me that. 00:02:55.776 --> 00:02:57.776 Uh, they... yes, they did. They definitely did. 00:02:57.778 --> 00:03:00.212 Class of '94? Yes, there we go. 00:03:01.882 --> 00:03:04.316 No, I don't think I still suck. 00:03:04.318 --> 00:03:07.186 Yes, it's that time. 00:03:07.188 --> 00:03:08.687 20 years. Can you believe it? 00:03:08.689 --> 00:03:10.556 Well, we sent out a paper invitation 00:03:10.558 --> 00:03:12.191 and followed that up with an E-vite 00:03:12.193 --> 00:03:13.592 and a link to the Facebook page. 00:03:13.594 --> 00:03:15.427 Oh, you did? Great! 00:03:15.429 --> 00:03:18.897 But you're not... Got it. 00:03:18.899 --> 00:03:21.633 There seemed to be a little indecision in your voice. 00:03:21.635 --> 00:03:23.669 I'm gonna see if I could flip ya. 00:03:23.671 --> 00:03:25.537 Flip you to a yes. Oh, okay. 00:03:26.640 --> 00:03:28.640 That's not very mature. 00:03:28.642 --> 00:03:30.509 [indistinct chatter] 00:03:31.412 --> 00:03:32.811 Whoop! 00:03:34.348 --> 00:03:35.681 Craig? Randy? 00:03:37.585 --> 00:03:39.418 So, uh.. I'm up for beers. 00:03:39.420 --> 00:03:41.920 What are you guys doing? You guys grabbing beers or.. 00:03:41.922 --> 00:03:44.456 Yeah, I don't think.. I'm gonna head home myself. 00:03:44.458 --> 00:03:47.593 Yeah. So maybe next time. 00:03:47.595 --> 00:03:48.727 Yeah, yeah. Alright, buddy. 00:03:48.729 --> 00:03:50.329 Okay. Maybe next time. 00:03:50.331 --> 00:03:51.363 Okay. 00:03:52.466 --> 00:03:54.299 Yeah, I'll call you. 00:03:54.301 --> 00:03:55.767 Well, I'm askin' you what the... 00:03:55.769 --> 00:03:57.369 What is the future of Pirates' baseball? 00:03:57.371 --> 00:03:58.470 The problem is here in Pittsburg 00:03:58.472 --> 00:04:00.339 we know that we can't 00:04:00.341 --> 00:04:03.275 spend as much on salary, so they constantly have guys 00:04:03.277 --> 00:04:05.744 that they develop, then leave Pittsburg. 00:04:05.746 --> 00:04:08.380 Well, you know what? You can't bring Dave Parker back. 00:04:08.382 --> 00:04:10.182 You can't bring back Willie Stargell. 00:04:10.183 --> 00:04:11.983 You gotta go with what got you there. But do you think... 00:04:11.986 --> 00:04:13.452 You gotta go with prospects. 00:04:13.454 --> 00:04:15.387 Do you think McCutchen is enough 00:04:15.389 --> 00:04:16.488 to lead this team to a World Series? 00:04:16.490 --> 00:04:17.789 [sighs] 00:04:17.791 --> 00:04:20.592 [indistinct radio chatter] 00:04:30.437 --> 00:04:31.737 [cutlery clinking] 00:04:41.482 --> 00:04:43.448 They invite you for drinks? 00:04:43.450 --> 00:04:45.851 No. 00:04:45.853 --> 00:04:48.387 Did you tell them that you wanted to go like we talked about? 00:04:48.389 --> 00:04:50.355 Yeah. They just weren't goin' tonight. 00:04:50.357 --> 00:04:53.392 Oh. I thought they said that last time 00:04:53.394 --> 00:04:55.177 but then you drove by and you saw them. 00:04:55.178 --> 00:04:57.378 Yeah, well, they weren't doing that this time. 00:05:00.601 --> 00:05:03.402 Zach, wanna tell your dad about your new girlfriend? 00:05:03.404 --> 00:05:05.637 Girlfriend? She's not my girlfriend. 00:05:05.639 --> 00:05:07.839 Just heard this girl Heather likes me. 00:05:07.841 --> 00:05:10.942 She's older. I told him he should ask her out. 00:05:10.944 --> 00:05:12.944 You think I should? 00:05:12.946 --> 00:05:14.413 [inhales deeply] 00:05:14.415 --> 00:05:15.947 Hmm. 00:05:15.949 --> 00:05:17.849 I'd do a little more investigating. 00:05:17.851 --> 00:05:21.553 These girls usually like older guys. 00:05:21.555 --> 00:05:24.990 I think that's what I'm bumpin' up against, but you know.. 00:05:24.992 --> 00:05:26.758 ...put some feelers out there. 00:05:26.760 --> 00:05:30.462 I did. And her friend said it's true. 00:05:30.464 --> 00:05:32.531 Yeah, well, you never know. 00:05:32.533 --> 00:05:34.966 I mean, the friend could be lying. 00:05:34.968 --> 00:05:36.501 Why would she lie? 00:05:36.502 --> 00:05:38.035 Well, what if it's a prank planned 00:05:38.036 --> 00:05:39.569 by all the girls at school to get you to ask her out 00:05:39.573 --> 00:05:40.872 and then they all laugh and make fun of you? 00:05:40.874 --> 00:05:42.407 Dan! What? 00:05:42.409 --> 00:05:44.092 I'm just preparing him 00:05:44.093 --> 00:05:46.053 for certain realities of high school. 00:05:48.682 --> 00:05:51.483 [instrumental music] 00:05:53.987 --> 00:05:55.587 [bell rings] 00:05:55.589 --> 00:05:56.988 Good morning. Shurmur Consulting. 00:05:56.990 --> 00:05:59.658 May I help you? No.. 00:05:59.660 --> 00:06:00.660 [grunts] 00:06:04.698 --> 00:06:05.731 [clicks mouse] 00:06:07.368 --> 00:06:08.667 Come on. 00:06:08.669 --> 00:06:09.768 [clicks mouse] 00:06:14.942 --> 00:06:16.608 Come on! 00:06:19.513 --> 00:06:20.779 [keys clacking] 00:06:20.781 --> 00:06:22.681 What the fuck is this? 00:06:22.683 --> 00:06:23.683 Where are they? 00:06:24.852 --> 00:06:26.618 I don't get this. 00:06:26.620 --> 00:06:27.853 Bill, have you got a second? 00:06:27.855 --> 00:06:30.422 Oh, yeah, Daniel, come on in. 00:06:30.424 --> 00:06:32.057 I hate to bring this up again 00:06:32.059 --> 00:06:34.960 but the Internet connection is so beyond frustrating. 00:06:34.962 --> 00:06:36.828 What do you mean, the cord? No, not the cord. 00:06:36.830 --> 00:06:38.964 The speed. We got to get with it, you know. 00:06:38.966 --> 00:06:41.066 That's why we lost the Harkin account. No. 00:06:41.068 --> 00:06:43.802 I went to high school with Dale Harkin and he won't work with us? 00:06:43.804 --> 00:06:45.036 The reason we lost the Harkin account 00:06:45.038 --> 00:06:48.006 is 'cause Dale's dad is a liar. 00:06:48.008 --> 00:06:50.008 Dale's dad is a perjurer. 00:06:50.010 --> 00:06:52.077 And he wants things faster. He emails. 00:06:52.079 --> 00:06:53.812 Uh... uh, I've been doing this job for 40 years 00:06:53.814 --> 00:06:55.614 without a computer, and I'm doing fine. 00:06:55.616 --> 00:06:57.549 Okay, but what happened to the Bill Shurmur 00:06:57.551 --> 00:06:59.451 I always wanted to work for? 00:06:59.453 --> 00:07:02.921 The Bill Shurmur who always loved catchin' that big fish! 00:07:02.923 --> 00:07:05.624 Daniel, I get it. I hear you. 00:07:05.626 --> 00:07:09.795 I just don't have the funds for these toys. 00:07:09.797 --> 00:07:12.531 I can't. Don't do that. That... that's, that's not fair. 00:07:12.533 --> 00:07:14.633 Come here. 00:07:14.635 --> 00:07:16.902 [Dan sighs] 00:07:16.903 --> 00:07:19.170 Alright, you're my guy. You know that, right? Yeah, but... 00:07:19.173 --> 00:07:22.541 And you've been telling me to think bigger 00:07:22.543 --> 00:07:25.444 for... for... for years, but I... I need to have 00:07:25.446 --> 00:07:30.081 a little more cashola first and then I promise you 00:07:30.083 --> 00:07:32.918 the Dan plan is a go. I... I promise you. 00:07:35.656 --> 00:07:36.656 [blows a raspberry] 00:07:38.125 --> 00:07:40.525 Get out of here. 00:07:40.527 --> 00:07:41.560 [sighs] 00:07:44.498 --> 00:07:47.098 ...now on sale at Cabinets To Go. 00:07:47.100 --> 00:07:50.135 We've got solid wood, high-quality kitchen cabinets 00:07:50.137 --> 00:07:53.638 with features like self-closing European style hardware 00:07:53.640 --> 00:07:56.575 dovetail joints and guaranteed moisture.. 00:07:56.577 --> 00:07:58.743 Come on in. You'll find the quality.. 00:08:00.848 --> 00:08:02.814 The ocean and the sun. 00:08:02.816 --> 00:08:05.951 Both beautiful... both deadly. 00:08:07.721 --> 00:08:11.089 Now, the ocean, I can keep that safe pretty easily. 00:08:11.091 --> 00:08:12.824 But the sun.. 00:08:12.826 --> 00:08:13.826 [tape rewinds] 00:08:15.762 --> 00:08:17.863 The ocean and the sun. 00:08:17.865 --> 00:08:21.032 Both beautiful... both deadly. 00:08:22.870 --> 00:08:25.036 [crickets chirping] 00:08:28.275 --> 00:08:30.008 Stacey? 00:08:31.144 --> 00:08:32.144 Honey? 00:08:34.014 --> 00:08:35.614 This is my beach. 00:08:35.616 --> 00:08:38.650 And I need to protect it. 00:08:38.652 --> 00:08:41.987 Now, the ocean, I can keep that safe pretty easily. 00:08:41.989 --> 00:08:45.857 But the sun... I leave that 00:08:45.859 --> 00:08:48.527 to Banana Boat Triple Defense Sunscreen for men. 00:08:48.529 --> 00:08:49.594 [baby crying] 00:08:49.596 --> 00:08:51.530 [sighs] 00:08:51.532 --> 00:08:53.765 What? You didn't notice anything there? 00:08:53.767 --> 00:08:56.268 I don't know what we're looking for. 00:08:56.270 --> 00:08:59.137 Fucking Lawless! Oliver Lawless. 00:08:59.139 --> 00:09:01.072 From high school? Yes, from high school. 00:09:01.074 --> 00:09:04.242 On a national commercial. He did it. He made it! 00:09:04.244 --> 00:09:06.077 Zach, that was one of daddy's good friends. 00:09:06.079 --> 00:09:07.979 Really? No, it was not. 00:09:07.981 --> 00:09:11.583 He was a friend. This is what you woke us up for? 00:09:11.585 --> 00:09:13.652 Goddammit, Dan! 00:09:13.653 --> 00:09:15.720 It's gonna take me half an hour to put her back to bed. 00:09:15.722 --> 00:09:18.056 Go to sleep, Zach, please. Alright. 00:09:18.058 --> 00:09:20.158 Jesus! 00:09:20.160 --> 00:09:22.027 Let's watch it one more time. 00:09:22.029 --> 00:09:23.895 ...Sunscreen for men. 00:09:23.897 --> 00:09:25.263 Hey, dad, can I ask you about Heather? 00:09:25.265 --> 00:09:27.632 Not now, Zach, we're watching. 00:09:27.634 --> 00:09:30.135 We've seen it a bunch now. It's crazy, right? 00:09:30.137 --> 00:09:32.971 Yeah, I guess. You guess? What.. Oh, right? 00:09:32.973 --> 00:09:36.173 How many of your close buddies are on a national TV spot, come on. 00:09:36.977 --> 00:09:39.744 And I'm recording. 00:09:39.746 --> 00:09:42.180 The ocean and the sun.. Nope. No, no, no, stop. 00:09:42.182 --> 00:09:44.883 You got to start earlier, then hit play, then exit 00:09:44.885 --> 00:09:46.251 so the bar goes away before it starts. 00:09:46.253 --> 00:09:47.986 Okay, let's do it again. Run it back. 00:09:47.988 --> 00:09:49.688 Back it up and give me some volume! 00:09:49.690 --> 00:09:51.323 Mom, said that I... Don't worry about mom! 00:09:51.325 --> 00:09:54.793 I'll handle mom. Come on, Zach. One more time, we're so close. 00:09:56.730 --> 00:09:59.764 And play. 00:09:59.766 --> 00:10:01.666 Banana Boat. 00:10:01.668 --> 00:10:04.235 The only boat en route to protecting your skin. 00:10:05.973 --> 00:10:07.939 [woman screams] 00:10:07.941 --> 00:10:08.773 Excuse me. Good? 00:10:08.775 --> 00:10:10.709 Haa! 00:10:10.711 --> 00:10:12.010 Zachary! 00:10:12.012 --> 00:10:13.144 [grunts] 00:10:20.887 --> 00:10:22.887 [instrumental music] 00:10:50.917 --> 00:10:53.918 [music continues] 00:11:05.332 --> 00:11:07.966 Hang up the phones. 00:11:07.968 --> 00:11:11.002 Hang up the phones! 00:11:11.805 --> 00:11:13.304 Okay. 00:11:13.306 --> 00:11:14.406 Boop. Boop. Jesus Christ! 00:11:14.408 --> 00:11:17.075 What are you doing? And boop. 00:11:17.077 --> 00:11:18.343 Huh.. What the fuck? 00:11:18.345 --> 00:11:20.111 I'll tell you what the fuck, Randy. 00:11:20.113 --> 00:11:21.913 D-Fresh has an idea. 00:11:21.915 --> 00:11:23.982 Who's D-Fresh? It's me, Jerry. Focus. 00:11:23.984 --> 00:11:26.351 I have an idea. 00:11:26.353 --> 00:11:28.086 It's gonna take this thing to the next level. 00:11:28.088 --> 00:11:33.024 And get every single person from our class to RSVP yes. 00:11:33.026 --> 00:11:36.027 How? Taj, bring up the reunion Facebook page for me, please. 00:11:36.029 --> 00:11:37.429 Everyone gather around. 00:11:37.431 --> 00:11:39.030 Gather around? Come on. Chop chop. 00:11:39.032 --> 00:11:41.199 Why? Why would we do that? 00:11:41.201 --> 00:11:45.036 Press play for me, Taj. 00:11:45.038 --> 00:11:47.238 The ocean and the sun. And full screen it for me, Taj. 00:11:47.240 --> 00:11:50.709 Both beautiful... both deadly. What the fuck is this? 00:11:50.711 --> 00:11:51.776 Mm. Mm? 00:11:51.778 --> 00:11:53.945 Is that Oliver Lawless? Yes! 00:11:53.947 --> 00:11:57.048 It's Oliver Lawless! He's a big Hollywood actor now. 00:11:57.050 --> 00:11:59.718 We get Lawless to come, the whole class will follow. 00:11:59.720 --> 00:12:01.753 It's like one of those bullshit charity events. 00:12:01.755 --> 00:12:03.388 They bring out the celebrities. 00:12:03.390 --> 00:12:07.726 If Dave Schwimmer goes, everyone goes! 00:12:07.728 --> 00:12:10.962 Look, as chairman of the alumni committee... There is no chairman, Dan. 00:12:10.964 --> 00:12:13.131 Okay, then how come I am the only one 00:12:13.133 --> 00:12:15.834 with the administrator password to the Facebook page, Lucy? 00:12:15.836 --> 00:12:18.002 Because you set it up and you won't give it to anyone. 00:12:18.004 --> 00:12:21.039 Whatever! I'm telling you he's the answer here, guys. 00:12:21.041 --> 00:12:24.142 Okay. Let's just assume that you're right 00:12:24.144 --> 00:12:26.177 and I'm not sayin' that you are 00:12:26.179 --> 00:12:29.447 but let's just, uh, let's assume it for a second. 00:12:29.449 --> 00:12:31.416 Okay. How're we supposed to get him? 00:12:31.418 --> 00:12:32.917 Yeah. Mm. 00:12:32.919 --> 00:12:34.085 He hasn't responded to anything. 00:12:34.087 --> 00:12:36.071 Nothing. Mm-hmm. 00:12:36.072 --> 00:12:38.056 Maybe I should be the one reaching out. We're old friends. 00:12:38.058 --> 00:12:41.926 Um, you were not friends with Lawless. Oh, was I not, Randy? 00:12:41.928 --> 00:12:44.179 Is that why he sent me the video 'cause we weren't friends? 00:12:44.180 --> 00:12:46.431 Well, you could've just recorded it off your TV. Mm-hmm. 00:12:46.433 --> 00:12:48.032 Yep. That's exactly what... 00:12:48.034 --> 00:12:49.834 Guys, guys, we're getting away from the issue here. 00:12:49.836 --> 00:12:52.237 Okay, okay, I want to go to the other issue then. 00:12:52.239 --> 00:12:54.172 The one where you're, like, lying 00:12:54.174 --> 00:12:56.407 about being friends with Lawless. 00:12:56.409 --> 00:12:58.443 I don't need this. 00:12:58.445 --> 00:13:01.980 I'm going to get my friend Oliver Lawless 00:13:01.982 --> 00:13:05.283 to come to this reunion and then we'll see which issue is which. 00:13:07.087 --> 00:13:08.353 What? 00:13:08.355 --> 00:13:12.056 Oliver! What's up dude? 00:13:12.058 --> 00:13:14.526 Haven't seen you in a long time, bro. 00:13:14.528 --> 00:13:17.862 Since high school? Has it been that long? Jeez! 00:13:17.864 --> 00:13:20.331 So looking very likely I'll be headin' out 00:13:20.333 --> 00:13:22.867 to the west side on biz. 00:13:22.869 --> 00:13:24.836 Thought maybe we could grab some brews 00:13:24.838 --> 00:13:28.173 on the old expense account. Holler at me, dawg. 00:13:28.175 --> 00:13:31.009 You can message me here or you can hit me up on my email. 00:13:31.011 --> 00:13:32.210 Peace. 00:13:34.114 --> 00:13:36.047 D-Rock. 00:13:36.049 --> 00:13:37.182 Morning, Shelley. 00:13:37.184 --> 00:13:39.017 Hey, Dan. 00:13:39.019 --> 00:13:40.218 James. 00:13:41.855 --> 00:13:44.455 [instrumental music] 00:13:52.265 --> 00:13:53.598 [keys clacking] 00:13:53.600 --> 00:13:56.467 Los Angeles businesses. 00:14:00.373 --> 00:14:03.007 Drazen Partners. 00:14:03.009 --> 00:14:04.209 Voila. 00:14:04.211 --> 00:14:06.010 Kent Drazen. 00:14:06.012 --> 00:14:07.212 Hello, sir. 00:14:09.249 --> 00:14:10.448 [knock on door] 00:14:10.450 --> 00:14:11.482 Bill, you got a sec? 00:14:11.484 --> 00:14:12.584 Yeah, come on in. 00:14:12.586 --> 00:14:14.219 Got a very exciting prospect. 00:14:14.221 --> 00:14:17.121 This firm in LA just fired their whole team. 00:14:17.123 --> 00:14:19.023 I got wind of it. Made a couple of calls. 00:14:19.025 --> 00:14:21.893 Ended up havin' a pretty substantial email exchange 00:14:21.895 --> 00:14:23.928 with the CEO Kent Drazen. 00:14:23.930 --> 00:14:25.396 He wants me to fly out there and meet him. 00:14:25.398 --> 00:14:28.466 Here, check out the email. Kent Drazen. 00:14:28.468 --> 00:14:29.968 Oh, well, I guess... He's the CEO. 00:14:29.970 --> 00:14:31.870 I pressed something.. Oh. Here, no problem. 00:14:31.872 --> 00:14:33.221 I'll get it right back. Uh, please.. 00:14:33.222 --> 00:14:34.571 There it is. No. Uh, forget it. 00:14:34.574 --> 00:14:36.074 Just... I don't.. Is that better? Are you sure? 00:14:36.076 --> 00:14:37.108 No, no. You can see it. 00:14:37.110 --> 00:14:39.310 Please. 00:14:39.312 --> 00:14:43.481 Well... right here, he says how he likes doing things 00:14:43.483 --> 00:14:46.150 the old-fashioned way, face to face. 00:14:46.152 --> 00:14:48.987 Reminds me of you, Bill. Mm-hmm. 00:14:48.989 --> 00:14:52.090 And right here he says, "I would love to do business with your company." 00:14:52.092 --> 00:14:54.525 I mean, that's a strong email. 00:14:56.630 --> 00:14:58.963 You have an instinct here, Daniel? 00:14:58.965 --> 00:15:01.466 I do. This could be big. 00:15:04.004 --> 00:15:05.036 Let's do it. Yeah? 00:15:05.038 --> 00:15:06.938 Yeah. You, uh, book two tickets. 00:15:06.940 --> 00:15:08.139 Economy. 00:15:08.141 --> 00:15:10.341 Well, uh.. 00:15:10.343 --> 00:15:12.377 ...oh, you want to, uh.. 00:15:12.379 --> 00:15:14.979 Yeah, I should meet him. Oh, yeah. 00:15:14.981 --> 00:15:17.048 Well, I mean I hope it doesn't spook him but... 00:15:17.050 --> 00:15:19.217 Well, why would it spook him? Yeah, right. 00:15:19.219 --> 00:15:20.518 Well, let me check the airlines. 00:15:20.520 --> 00:15:23.054 See if I can grab you a seat. 00:15:23.056 --> 00:15:26.257 Thursday flights, sold out, sold out, sold out. 00:15:26.259 --> 00:15:29.327 Cross-checking with the other carriers. Ugh! Nothing! 00:15:29.329 --> 00:15:32.409 And you can see that on the phone? Yeah, it's a new app. 00:15:32.933 --> 00:15:34.465 [sighs] 00:15:34.467 --> 00:15:36.601 We tried. Hold on. 00:15:36.603 --> 00:15:38.436 Looks like a solo mission this time. 00:15:38.438 --> 00:15:42.373 I got an idea. Let me just... call Roselle. 00:15:42.375 --> 00:15:45.209 She's been my travel agent... She's gonna be looking at the same screen I'm looking at. 00:15:45.211 --> 00:15:48.947 Never hurts to try. I... I got to tell you, I... I, I don't trust the web. 00:15:48.949 --> 00:15:50.348 Yeah. Roselle, please. 00:16:05.365 --> 00:16:06.731 You did a soul patch? Yeah. 00:16:06.733 --> 00:16:08.499 Zach, don't drag the suitcase. Oh. 00:16:08.501 --> 00:16:10.568 Sorry. This is huge! 00:16:10.570 --> 00:16:14.205 You found this guy. Does Bill know that? Uh, yeah, he knows. 00:16:14.207 --> 00:16:15.239 Are you gonna have time to do something cool, dad? 00:16:15.241 --> 00:16:16.674 Zach, this is a business trip. 00:16:16.676 --> 00:16:17.709 Not a lot of room for dickin' around. 00:16:17.711 --> 00:16:19.277 Get the suitcase out, please. 00:16:19.279 --> 00:16:20.578 You're gonna kill it! 00:16:20.580 --> 00:16:22.146 I'm so proud of you. 00:16:22.148 --> 00:16:24.315 Who was doubting himself? I was. 00:16:24.317 --> 00:16:27.185 And who told you [indistinct] You did. 00:16:29.489 --> 00:16:30.305 [chuckles] 00:16:30.306 --> 00:16:32.106 I love you. Love you. 00:16:32.459 --> 00:16:34.339 Daddy's got a business trip. 00:16:36.196 --> 00:16:37.562 Ladies and gentlemen, in just a few minutes 00:16:37.564 --> 00:16:39.564 we'll be coming through the cabin.. 00:16:40.266 --> 00:16:42.233 This is a nice plane. 00:16:42.235 --> 00:16:44.602 Yeah. Glad Roselle was able to get you a seat. 00:16:44.604 --> 00:16:47.038 Oh, yeah, right away. 00:16:47.040 --> 00:16:49.540 I told you, online, it's crapshoot. 00:16:51.511 --> 00:16:54.345 I want to go over the itinerary just once more with you. 00:16:56.249 --> 00:16:59.317 Okay. We land at 4:40. 00:16:59.319 --> 00:17:02.553 There should be a Marathon rent-a-car shuttle at baggage claim. 00:17:02.555 --> 00:17:04.188 We go, we wa.. 00:17:04.190 --> 00:17:05.523 You okay? Hmm? 00:17:05.525 --> 00:17:07.558 Are you nervous? Uh, no. 00:17:07.560 --> 00:17:09.794 I haven't heard from Drazen actually. 00:17:09.796 --> 00:17:11.662 Ever since I emailed him that you were joining. 00:17:11.664 --> 00:17:13.064 Uh-oh. Yeah. 00:17:13.066 --> 00:17:14.732 Listen, next time you email him 00:17:14.734 --> 00:17:16.567 can you add me to it? 00:17:16.569 --> 00:17:18.469 I've seen those where there's multiple... 00:17:18.471 --> 00:17:20.038 Uh, yeah, the thing about that is 00:17:20.040 --> 00:17:22.540 if it doesn't start as a group thing.. 00:17:22.542 --> 00:17:24.442 ...it's tough to add someone later. 00:17:24.444 --> 00:17:26.377 Well, that makes sense. 00:17:28.348 --> 00:17:31.149 [instrumental music] 00:17:35.422 --> 00:17:37.221 [vehicles honking] 00:17:39.092 --> 00:17:40.691 [helicopter whirring] 00:17:42.595 --> 00:17:44.595 Two rooms. Two rooms. 00:17:44.597 --> 00:17:46.297 Thank you. You're welcome. 00:17:46.299 --> 00:17:48.699 Hi, I'd like to leave a message for Bill Shurmur. 00:17:48.701 --> 00:17:51.502 It's from Kent Drazen. Meeting canceled. 00:17:51.504 --> 00:17:52.336 Oh, hold on one sec. 00:17:52.338 --> 00:17:53.671 [cellphone rings] 00:17:55.775 --> 00:17:57.675 Hello? Is this Daniel? 00:17:57.677 --> 00:18:00.611 Oliver! What's up? Hold on. Can you hold on? 00:18:00.613 --> 00:18:02.213 I guess. You sure? 00:18:02.215 --> 00:18:04.248 Yeah, go. I'll call you back. 00:18:05.518 --> 00:18:06.551 [sighs] 00:18:07.687 --> 00:18:09.704 Dude. What's up, Daniel? 00:18:09.705 --> 00:18:11.722 Uh, not much. You know actually I go by Dan now. 00:18:11.724 --> 00:18:13.758 Oh, great. 00:18:13.760 --> 00:18:16.360 Right? Yeah, it's shorter. Daniel's kinda... 00:18:16.362 --> 00:18:18.396 Yeah, man. Dan's better. Yeah, thank you. 00:18:18.398 --> 00:18:20.164 I'm glad you like it. 00:18:20.166 --> 00:18:21.866 So what's up, Dan? Why... why'd you call? 00:18:21.868 --> 00:18:24.469 Uh, well, like I said on my VM 00:18:24.471 --> 00:18:26.337 I'm in town on business. 00:18:26.339 --> 00:18:28.139 Okay. 00:18:28.141 --> 00:18:30.108 Hey, you wanna get beer? 00:18:30.110 --> 00:18:32.844 Uh, no, man, this week's kinda tough for me. 00:18:32.846 --> 00:18:34.846 You, uh... how long you in town for? 00:18:34.848 --> 00:18:36.614 Just a couple of days actually. 00:18:36.615 --> 00:18:38.381 Are you comin' out at all again this year? 00:18:38.384 --> 00:18:41.319 No, I don't have that planned at all. 00:18:41.321 --> 00:18:43.287 Hmm. 00:18:43.289 --> 00:18:44.489 [blows] 00:18:46.793 --> 00:18:49.560 Alright, fuck it. I'll meet you. 00:18:49.562 --> 00:18:52.330 Redbury in 30. Redbury? 00:18:52.332 --> 00:18:54.532 Okay, is that a.. You know what, I'll find it. 00:18:55.702 --> 00:18:57.268 Hello? 00:18:57.270 --> 00:18:59.437 [upbeat music] 00:19:02.308 --> 00:19:03.808 [laughter] 00:19:07.447 --> 00:19:08.746 Sir? Hmm? 00:19:08.748 --> 00:19:10.414 Again, if your whole party's not here 00:19:10.416 --> 00:19:12.750 I'm gonna need the couch. He's parking right now. 00:19:12.752 --> 00:19:15.353 Please just cut me a little slack. 00:19:15.355 --> 00:19:17.221 3 minutes. Thank you. 00:19:17.223 --> 00:19:19.824 [Generationals singing "I Never Know"] 00:19:29.335 --> 00:19:34.505 ♪ I bet it don't upset you to see me get busted ♪ 00:19:34.507 --> 00:19:38.910 ♪ But I've been listening to people that I trusted ♪ 00:19:38.912 --> 00:19:41.179 ♪ And I don't know.. ♪♪ 00:19:41.181 --> 00:19:44.315 Dan? Hey. Dude, yeah. What's up? 00:19:46.286 --> 00:19:48.886 You alright? Yeah. I got us a couch. 00:19:48.888 --> 00:19:51.656 Hey, let's sit at the bar. Oh! 00:19:53.493 --> 00:19:55.526 I'm not gonna need the couch. 00:19:57.630 --> 00:19:59.764 Yeah, it's a little consulting firm. 00:19:59.766 --> 00:20:01.465 Um, meeting with a big firm. 00:20:01.467 --> 00:20:05.369 Hopin' they'll contract us to, um... uh, this is so boring. 00:20:05.371 --> 00:20:07.405 What am I rambling on about? I've no idea, man. 00:20:07.407 --> 00:20:10.341 You are killing it, sir. 00:20:11.544 --> 00:20:12.977 "Banana Boat. 00:20:12.979 --> 00:20:14.612 "It's the only boat 00:20:14.614 --> 00:20:17.315 en route to protecting your skin." 00:20:17.317 --> 00:20:18.883 Fucking sick, bro! 00:20:18.885 --> 00:20:20.484 Yeah. It turned out alright. 00:20:20.486 --> 00:20:22.286 Alright? 00:20:22.288 --> 00:20:24.422 Do you have any idea how many people around here 00:20:24.424 --> 00:20:25.856 are trying to do what you're doing? 00:20:25.858 --> 00:20:28.960 And you know how many of them fail? 00:20:28.962 --> 00:20:32.230 Good for you, dog. Just like in high school. 00:20:32.232 --> 00:20:34.498 Uh-oh, there's Lawless. 00:20:34.500 --> 00:20:37.001 What's he doin'? Steppin' back for the three. 00:20:37.003 --> 00:20:39.637 Boom! So wish. 00:20:40.306 --> 00:20:41.939 Fuck! 00:20:41.941 --> 00:20:44.475 I haven't thought about that in a while. 00:20:44.477 --> 00:20:47.712 Hey, you know what? You should come to the reunion. 00:20:47.714 --> 00:20:49.513 20 years, comin' up. Nah, man. 00:20:49.515 --> 00:20:51.782 That's not my thing. Yeah. 00:20:53.987 --> 00:20:55.786 Damn. 00:20:55.788 --> 00:20:57.488 You must be crushin' on out here 00:20:57.490 --> 00:21:00.324 with the talent level off the charts. 00:21:00.326 --> 00:21:02.994 I mean, the acting thing must help with the girls. 00:21:02.996 --> 00:21:04.829 Girls and guys. 00:21:07.967 --> 00:21:10.301 What with guys? Well.. 00:21:11.471 --> 00:21:13.504 I mean.. Are... gay? 00:21:13.506 --> 00:21:15.306 Are you... are you gay, dude? 00:21:15.308 --> 00:21:17.508 I mean it's totally cool, if you are. 00:21:17.510 --> 00:21:19.010 I'm not into labels. 00:21:19.012 --> 00:21:22.513 I don't know, I... like whatever. 00:21:22.515 --> 00:21:24.382 Cool. 00:21:24.384 --> 00:21:25.650 Cool. 00:21:27.320 --> 00:21:28.919 Scoop section lists several approaches 00:21:28.921 --> 00:21:30.554 to online privacy along with 00:21:30.556 --> 00:21:32.636 the conventional wisdom about each one.. 00:21:33.893 --> 00:21:35.393 Here you go. Okay. 00:21:35.395 --> 00:21:37.428 I've never taken a muscle relaxant before. 00:21:37.430 --> 00:21:38.562 Down the old hatch. 00:21:40.533 --> 00:21:43.367 Yeah, man, it's a good buzz when you booze. 00:21:43.369 --> 00:21:46.437 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm feeling it already. 00:21:46.439 --> 00:21:47.772 Alright, so what, you got married 00:21:47.774 --> 00:21:49.006 uh, right after high school? 00:21:49.008 --> 00:21:50.041 College, actually. 00:21:50.043 --> 00:21:51.776 Yeah. We, uh, got pregnant. 00:21:51.778 --> 00:21:53.878 And then, uh, bought a house down in Clarkstown. 00:21:53.880 --> 00:21:55.513 It's a nice area, you know. 00:21:55.515 --> 00:21:57.381 Good schools. 00:21:57.383 --> 00:21:59.517 Then, you married Stacy Polster? 00:21:59.519 --> 00:22:00.785 14 years. 00:22:00.787 --> 00:22:01.886 Wow. 00:22:01.888 --> 00:22:03.988 She was cute. Yeah. 00:22:03.990 --> 00:22:07.391 She's no Holly James, but.. Oh. 00:22:07.393 --> 00:22:09.860 Oh! Fuck you, man. Holly James. 00:22:11.531 --> 00:22:13.431 It's been a while since I've heard that name. 00:22:13.433 --> 00:22:14.699 I bet. 00:22:15.401 --> 00:22:16.401 Oh. 00:22:17.937 --> 00:22:20.071 Her pussy, man Yeah? 00:22:20.073 --> 00:22:22.039 So tight. Ooh. 00:22:22.041 --> 00:22:24.508 Like, almost too tight. Oh, shit. 00:22:25.345 --> 00:22:26.844 [grunts] 00:22:26.846 --> 00:22:29.347 Hey. She'll be there. 00:22:29.349 --> 00:22:32.516 Where? At the reunion. You should come. 00:22:32.518 --> 00:22:34.919 Fuck that tight pussy again. 00:22:37.056 --> 00:22:38.656 She'll be all over my shit, wouldn't she? 00:22:38.658 --> 00:22:40.925 Totally. No, no, no. 00:22:40.927 --> 00:22:42.059 There's no way I'm going to that. 00:22:42.061 --> 00:22:43.494 No? 00:22:45.465 --> 00:22:46.897 Okay. 00:22:48.468 --> 00:22:49.600 [snorts] 00:22:49.602 --> 00:22:51.602 Yeah. 00:22:51.604 --> 00:22:53.637 Yeah, I don't really.. Okay. Make a fist. 00:22:53.639 --> 00:22:55.039 Okay, here we go. Here we go. 00:22:55.041 --> 00:22:56.407 And we just have to snort it? Yeah? 00:22:56.409 --> 00:22:58.109 [snorts] 00:22:58.111 --> 00:23:00.444 Alright. Here we go. 00:23:01.647 --> 00:23:04.448 [upbeat music] 00:23:06.018 --> 00:23:09.653 Holy shit. Is that Dermot Mulroney? 00:23:09.655 --> 00:23:11.655 Oh, yeah, that is Dermot. Wait a second. 00:23:11.657 --> 00:23:14.525 You... you just called him Dermot. Are you guys friends? 00:23:14.527 --> 00:23:16.894 Well... yeah. 00:23:16.896 --> 00:23:19.730 That is so weird how you guys all know each other. 00:23:19.732 --> 00:23:22.666 Oh, he's big time, but the business is small. Small. Right. 00:23:22.668 --> 00:23:24.068 You should go talk to him. 00:23:24.070 --> 00:23:25.770 Yeah? Yeah. 00:23:25.772 --> 00:23:27.638 Nah, man. Yeah, go. 00:23:27.640 --> 00:23:28.773 Yeah, probably I should, I should say hi. 00:23:28.775 --> 00:23:30.708 Yeah. Yeah. 00:23:36.149 --> 00:23:37.715 Hey, what's up, buddy? Oh, hey. 00:23:37.717 --> 00:23:39.417 How you doing? 00:23:40.620 --> 00:23:42.686 Uh, do we know each other? 00:23:42.688 --> 00:23:44.789 Uh, no. Uh, uh. No, no. No. 00:23:44.791 --> 00:23:46.824 I'm... I'm just a big fan of your work. 00:23:46.826 --> 00:23:48.159 Hey, thanks. Yeah. 00:23:48.161 --> 00:23:50.761 Thank... thanks a lot. 00:23:50.763 --> 00:23:52.897 I'm an actor too, so.. Right on, brother. 00:23:52.899 --> 00:23:54.832 Um, it's great seeing you. 00:23:54.834 --> 00:23:57.201 Ba... Banana Boat ad right now. 00:23:57.203 --> 00:23:58.936 Cool. 00:23:58.938 --> 00:24:00.805 Um.. 00:24:00.807 --> 00:24:02.773 Did you ever do any commercials or.. 00:24:02.775 --> 00:24:04.325 No. Okay. 00:24:04.326 --> 00:24:05.876 No, I started in, uh, studio films. 00:24:05.878 --> 00:24:07.545 Films? Yeah. Of course you did. 00:24:07.547 --> 00:24:09.079 I've seen every one of them. Thanks a lot. 00:24:09.081 --> 00:24:10.761 Yeah. Thank you. 00:24:12.685 --> 00:24:14.685 Dermot Mulroney. Yeah. 00:24:14.687 --> 00:24:15.753 Good to see you. Oh, thank you. 00:24:15.755 --> 00:24:16.987 Oliver. Yeah, oh, Oliver. 00:24:16.989 --> 00:24:18.756 Yeah. Good to meet you, man. 00:24:18.758 --> 00:24:19.957 Alright, now you guys.. 00:24:19.959 --> 00:24:21.759 ...keep rockin'. 00:24:23.563 --> 00:24:24.829 [laughter] 00:24:26.933 --> 00:24:28.666 What happened? What did he say? 00:24:28.668 --> 00:24:31.168 He was just talking shit. He wanted me to sit down. 00:24:31.170 --> 00:24:33.037 I was like, "I gotta go, man. My buddy's here, so.." 00:24:33.039 --> 00:24:34.839 Oh. You don't wanna get caught up in that, man. 00:24:34.841 --> 00:24:36.507 Oh, yeah. He'll just, he'll eat up your whole night. 00:24:36.509 --> 00:24:38.609 Yeah? Let's go have a drink. 00:24:38.611 --> 00:24:39.611 Alright, yeah. 00:24:43.916 --> 00:24:45.716 [telephone ringing] 00:24:52.258 --> 00:24:54.258 Hello? Hey, honey. 00:24:54.260 --> 00:24:57.261 What are you doing? It's... 4 in the morning. 00:24:57.263 --> 00:24:59.230 Oh, shit. I'm sorry. Hey, did you see my Facebook? 00:24:59.232 --> 00:25:01.198 I posted a new pic. You gotta check it out. 00:25:01.200 --> 00:25:03.934 Ugh, Dan, I'm sleeping. Oh, please, please. 00:25:03.936 --> 00:25:06.456 Just go down there to the computer really quick, honey, please? 00:25:06.973 --> 00:25:08.038 Christ. 00:25:09.642 --> 00:25:11.575 [sighs] 00:25:11.577 --> 00:25:13.711 He's gotta be kidding me. 00:25:13.713 --> 00:25:15.779 You on there yet? 00:25:15.781 --> 00:25:18.781 Baby, you on there? I just walked into the living room. 00:25:19.652 --> 00:25:21.719 Okay. 00:25:21.721 --> 00:25:23.120 Are you on there now? 00:25:24.690 --> 00:25:26.123 Wait, is that.. Yeah, it is. 00:25:26.125 --> 00:25:27.758 Oliver Lawless. I'm hanging out with him. 00:25:27.760 --> 00:25:29.260 And you know, we just saw Dermot Mulroney. 00:25:29.262 --> 00:25:30.794 And he just seems like a normal guy. 00:25:30.796 --> 00:25:32.029 Just a totally regular dude. 00:25:32.031 --> 00:25:33.564 Well, that's great, honey, but what abo.. 00:25:33.566 --> 00:25:34.865 How was the meeting? 00:25:34.867 --> 00:25:36.166 What meeting? Oh, right, yeah. 00:25:36.168 --> 00:25:37.935 Good, really, really good. 00:25:37.937 --> 00:25:40.070 Okay, well, so is it... is it happening? 00:25:40.072 --> 00:25:42.640 Uh, you know, it's close. There's contingencies. 00:25:42.642 --> 00:25:44.141 I'm cooked, man. Oh, you're cooked. 00:25:44.143 --> 00:25:45.743 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I gotta go. 00:25:45.745 --> 00:25:47.945 I'll talk to you tomorrow. Love you, bye. Mwah. 00:25:48.714 --> 00:25:50.014 Ugh. 00:25:50.016 --> 00:25:52.049 Dude, I'm so happy. 00:25:52.051 --> 00:25:53.918 Yeah. Best night ever. Best night ever. 00:25:53.920 --> 00:25:55.853 Okay. It was great. Can we do it again? 00:25:55.855 --> 00:25:57.588 Absolutely, man. Hey, take care. 00:25:57.590 --> 00:25:59.023 Tomorrow night? Bring Dermot. Alright, man. 00:25:59.025 --> 00:26:00.724 Uh, yeah, I'll text you. And the reunion? 00:26:00.726 --> 00:26:02.293 Nah. Alright, brother. 00:26:08.801 --> 00:26:10.601 [crickets chirping] 00:26:13.673 --> 00:26:16.273 [cellphone ringing] 00:26:26.052 --> 00:26:27.284 Hello? 00:26:29.589 --> 00:26:30.788 What's up, man, you okay? 00:26:30.790 --> 00:26:33.257 Yeah, can I come in? Get in here. 00:26:36.062 --> 00:26:38.629 Do you have a mini bar? I don't think I have one. 00:26:38.631 --> 00:26:40.664 Oh, fuck. Right here. Is that what it is? 00:26:40.666 --> 00:26:42.249 Yeah, help yourself. Yes. 00:26:42.250 --> 00:26:44.170 15 bucks a bottle, no big deal. 00:26:49.108 --> 00:26:51.108 Mm. 00:26:51.110 --> 00:26:52.843 I fucking couldn't sleep, man. 00:26:52.845 --> 00:26:54.345 Yeah, me neither. 00:26:56.782 --> 00:26:57.881 [sighs] 00:27:02.955 --> 00:27:05.656 Man, you ever feel like you're just.. 00:27:06.926 --> 00:27:08.325 You're just lying to yourself? 00:27:09.762 --> 00:27:11.028 What do you mean? 00:27:11.030 --> 00:27:12.096 Well, when you lie to yourself 00:27:12.098 --> 00:27:13.764 you lie to the whole world. 00:27:15.735 --> 00:27:18.268 And that's a shit heavy thing to carry around. 00:27:19.905 --> 00:27:22.039 It's like do you ever feel like 00:27:22.041 --> 00:27:23.874 you're so on the same page with someone 00:27:23.876 --> 00:27:26.276 that you don't even know what to say to that person? 00:27:27.847 --> 00:27:30.648 Huh? Ask me why I'm here, Oliver. 00:27:30.650 --> 00:27:33.250 Why I'm really here. 00:27:33.252 --> 00:27:35.686 You're here for your b... business meeting, right? 00:27:35.688 --> 00:27:37.187 Uh-huh. 00:27:37.189 --> 00:27:39.289 That's what my wife thinks. 00:27:39.291 --> 00:27:41.025 That's what my boss, who's sleeping 00:27:41.027 --> 00:27:43.794 right above us thinks. 00:27:43.796 --> 00:27:47.031 But the truth is, I came here to get you to come 00:27:47.033 --> 00:27:49.800 to our high school reunion. 00:27:49.802 --> 00:27:53.270 I'm on the alumni committee, Oliver. 00:27:53.272 --> 00:27:55.339 I'm actually chairman of the damn thing. 00:27:56.876 --> 00:27:58.108 Jesus. 00:27:58.110 --> 00:28:00.811 And I told them.. 00:28:00.813 --> 00:28:03.847 ...if I got you to come, then everyone else would too. 00:28:06.752 --> 00:28:08.819 You really think they'd give a shit? 00:28:08.821 --> 00:28:10.320 Are you kidding me? They would shit themselves. 00:28:10.322 --> 00:28:11.855 You're Oliver Lawless. 00:28:13.192 --> 00:28:15.459 Yeah, whatever that means. 00:28:16.762 --> 00:28:17.928 Okay. 00:28:20.032 --> 00:28:23.767 Uh, do you know what I did when I graduated high school? 00:28:23.769 --> 00:28:26.737 Hmm.. I went to community college. 00:28:26.739 --> 00:28:28.405 Down the street from high school. 00:28:28.407 --> 00:28:30.808 Took the first job I got. 00:28:30.810 --> 00:28:33.310 I never left home. 00:28:33.312 --> 00:28:35.279 I did what every other asshole did. 00:28:35.281 --> 00:28:37.414 But not you. Hmm? 00:28:37.416 --> 00:28:39.983 You said, "Fuck it." 00:28:39.985 --> 00:28:42.152 You went after your dream. 00:28:42.154 --> 00:28:45.489 Yeah. And you fuckin' fulfilled it. 00:28:45.491 --> 00:28:48.192 You're the Banana Boat's spokesman? Excuse me? 00:28:49.462 --> 00:28:51.495 Banging hot chicks all over town. 00:28:51.497 --> 00:28:54.465 Boys with Mulroney. Mmm. 00:28:54.467 --> 00:28:57.000 You are the best thing to ever come out of Barkledge, bro. 00:28:57.002 --> 00:28:59.303 By a long shot. 00:28:59.305 --> 00:29:02.339 And if you come to this thing 00:29:02.341 --> 00:29:03.974 you will be giving those people 00:29:03.976 --> 00:29:06.744 a gift that they will remember 00:29:06.746 --> 00:29:09.179 for the rest of their pathetic lives. 00:29:10.015 --> 00:29:11.281 [scoffs] 00:29:17.990 --> 00:29:19.389 So wait.. 00:29:21.360 --> 00:29:23.060 What'd you tell your boss? 00:29:23.062 --> 00:29:25.395 Oh, no, no. I'm so fucked. 00:29:25.397 --> 00:29:26.964 I told.. 00:29:26.966 --> 00:29:29.133 I told him that there's a CEO in town 00:29:29.135 --> 00:29:31.502 that wants to work with us. 00:29:31.504 --> 00:29:33.370 Why would you do that? 00:29:33.372 --> 00:29:37.274 I didn't think he would come. It's so stupid. 00:29:37.276 --> 00:29:39.042 What are you gonna do about it? 00:29:39.044 --> 00:29:41.411 I don't know. 00:29:41.413 --> 00:29:44.915 But he's gonna find out that I made up the whole thing. 00:29:44.917 --> 00:29:46.517 [inhales deeply] 00:29:47.887 --> 00:29:48.919 Wait. 00:29:50.289 --> 00:29:52.389 Maybe he doesn't have to. 00:29:54.326 --> 00:29:57.060 And thank you, Mr. Drazen, for reconsidering. 00:29:57.062 --> 00:29:58.529 That's very kind of you. 00:29:58.531 --> 00:30:00.564 Well, first of all call me Kent. 00:30:00.566 --> 00:30:02.466 Okay, let's just get that right out of the way. 00:30:02.468 --> 00:30:05.302 And can I just say? This man is a superstar. 00:30:05.304 --> 00:30:07.588 Did I tell you that already? 00:30:07.589 --> 00:30:09.873 He... he single-handedly got me excited about this 00:30:09.875 --> 00:30:11.241 and I don't get excited easy. 00:30:11.243 --> 00:30:13.310 Yeah, that's Daniel. 00:30:13.312 --> 00:30:14.878 Thanks, Mr. Drazen. 00:30:14.880 --> 00:30:15.979 Now, let me tell you why this deal 00:30:15.981 --> 00:30:17.181 still isn't gonna happen. 00:30:17.183 --> 00:30:18.448 Oh. Ah. 00:30:18.450 --> 00:30:20.150 I talked to the board this morning. 00:30:20.152 --> 00:30:22.219 We ran the numbers forward and backward. 00:30:22.221 --> 00:30:25.255 And... I mean, we really wanted to make this work 00:30:25.257 --> 00:30:27.057 but sadly we are just maxed out right now. 00:30:27.059 --> 00:30:28.358 Damn. Yep. 00:30:28.360 --> 00:30:29.459 Now, here's what I propose. 00:30:29.461 --> 00:30:30.561 We put a pin in it. 00:30:30.563 --> 00:30:32.129 Alright? We come back next fiscal. 00:30:32.131 --> 00:30:33.397 When the flow's a little healthier. 00:30:33.399 --> 00:30:35.933 We revisit. I like that. 00:30:35.935 --> 00:30:39.570 That sounds good, thank you... Uh, just hang, just hang on one... one second, Daniel. 00:30:39.572 --> 00:30:42.406 Um, I won't be able to sleep tonight if I don't say this 00:30:42.408 --> 00:30:44.541 but there got to be some way we could make this work. 00:30:44.543 --> 00:30:47.411 Bill, you know, they ran the numbers. 00:30:47.413 --> 00:30:50.147 The numbers have been run. Sorry. 00:30:50.149 --> 00:30:51.582 I'm very sorry. 00:30:55.054 --> 00:30:56.553 [sighs] 00:30:56.555 --> 00:31:00.190 Um... how about if we cut our fee? 00:31:00.192 --> 00:31:01.558 Alright? 25%. 00:31:05.598 --> 00:31:07.464 That's very generous, but, uh, 00:31:07.466 --> 00:31:09.132 I'm afraid this still won't get it done. 00:31:09.134 --> 00:31:10.868 50%. Whoa. 00:31:10.870 --> 00:31:12.102 Bill, can we even... Shh! 00:31:12.104 --> 00:31:13.904 Alright. 00:31:13.906 --> 00:31:15.606 Come on, Kent. 00:31:15.608 --> 00:31:17.241 We both know this deal makes sense. 00:31:17.243 --> 00:31:18.342 And this guy.. 00:31:18.344 --> 00:31:20.244 ...I mean, he can deliver. 00:31:20.246 --> 00:31:24.014 So, um, I... I just don't know how you can say no to this deal? 00:31:24.016 --> 00:31:25.449 Mm-hmm. 00:31:29.388 --> 00:31:31.221 [Oliver exhales] 00:31:31.223 --> 00:31:33.390 Man, I don't know what to say. Say yes. 00:31:42.401 --> 00:31:44.134 Okay, you got yourself a deal. 00:31:44.136 --> 00:31:45.435 Yes. Excellent. 00:31:46.138 --> 00:31:47.337 [chuckles] 00:31:47.339 --> 00:31:49.106 This feels right. 00:31:49.108 --> 00:31:50.974 This makes sense. Wow. 00:31:50.976 --> 00:31:53.310 You see? Okay, um.. 00:31:53.312 --> 00:31:55.012 Okay, well, I'm shaking. 00:31:55.014 --> 00:31:56.046 [laughs] 00:31:56.048 --> 00:31:57.147 I'm a little shaky as well. 00:31:57.149 --> 00:31:58.515 [both laughing] 00:32:00.319 --> 00:32:02.352 I'm gonna get the best champagne this place has. 00:32:02.354 --> 00:32:04.354 Whoa. 00:32:04.356 --> 00:32:05.555 Alright. 00:32:06.959 --> 00:32:09.393 Fuck me! That was awesome! Wow. 00:32:09.395 --> 00:32:11.194 I mean, we just had it back and forth. 00:32:11.196 --> 00:32:12.229 It was like it just fucking evolved, you know. 00:32:12.231 --> 00:32:14.031 That was great. 00:32:14.033 --> 00:32:16.233 That was great. I didn't go too far, did I? 00:32:16.235 --> 00:32:18.969 I mean, that felt natural to me. Yeah, I mean, you know, 00:32:18.971 --> 00:32:21.438 the part where you accepted the deal might have been a little bit. 00:32:21.440 --> 00:32:23.106 Yeah, but, Dan, it was real. Oh, yeah. 00:32:23.108 --> 00:32:25.442 If I said no, it would've been false, totally false. 00:32:25.444 --> 00:32:26.443 He would have seen right through it. 00:32:26.445 --> 00:32:29.012 Uh, maybe. I mean.. 00:32:29.014 --> 00:32:31.315 I was buying the whole out of cash argument. God! 00:32:31.317 --> 00:32:33.016 It was fucking good, man. 00:32:33.018 --> 00:32:34.117 No, well, I mean.. 00:32:34.119 --> 00:32:35.519 Nah, nah, nah, Dan. That's fine. 00:32:35.521 --> 00:32:37.554 You get to look great. Nobody gets hurt. 00:32:37.556 --> 00:32:39.022 Oh, but, Bill.. 00:32:39.024 --> 00:32:40.991 What? You kidding me? Look at him. 00:32:40.993 --> 00:32:43.627 He's having the time of his life. Guy couldn't be happier. 00:32:43.629 --> 00:32:46.229 Yeah. Come on, look. 00:32:46.231 --> 00:32:49.266 We're in the catbird seat. Okay? We can pull the plug whenever we want. 00:32:49.268 --> 00:32:51.168 Either way there's no deal. Just get that in your head. 00:32:51.170 --> 00:32:52.636 No deal. Okay. 00:32:52.638 --> 00:32:54.504 Why don't we sit for a little bit? 00:32:54.506 --> 00:32:55.639 Have a little fun with it. I don't know. 00:32:55.641 --> 00:32:57.140 You know? Yeah. 00:32:57.142 --> 00:32:59.176 I mean, maybe you're right. Maybe I'm right? 00:32:59.178 --> 00:33:00.644 Fuck you. Damn right I'm right! 00:33:00.646 --> 00:33:02.579 Damn right I'm right. Now, we're gonna celebrate. 00:33:02.581 --> 00:33:04.147 Okay. We're gonna drink some bubbly.. 00:33:04.149 --> 00:33:05.282 Yes, and then.. ...and have a good time. 00:33:05.284 --> 00:33:06.984 ...tomorrow you call him and say.. 00:33:06.986 --> 00:33:08.418 Yeah, whatever, we don't wanna do it. 00:33:08.420 --> 00:33:10.654 Yeah. A week from now, we'll do it tomorrow. 00:33:10.656 --> 00:33:12.389 No rush. But right now, we're not gonna think about it. 00:33:12.391 --> 00:33:15.058 Probably the sooner the better. We're celebrating! 00:33:15.060 --> 00:33:16.626 [The Vapors singing "Turning Japanese"] 00:33:16.628 --> 00:33:19.229 ♪ I've got your picture.. ♪ 00:33:19.231 --> 00:33:22.232 [laughing] 00:33:24.436 --> 00:33:27.270 ♪ I wrote me too ♪ 00:33:27.272 --> 00:33:30.140 ♪ I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do ♪ 00:33:30.142 --> 00:33:32.075 You don't know who that is? I don't. 00:33:32.077 --> 00:33:33.543 You haven't seen his national commercial spot? 00:33:33.545 --> 00:33:34.578 No. Banana Boat. 00:33:34.580 --> 00:33:35.779 He's the Banana Boat guy. 00:33:35.781 --> 00:33:37.614 That's the fucking guy! Hey! 00:33:37.616 --> 00:33:40.450 That guy is this guy and this guy is that guy. 00:33:40.452 --> 00:33:42.285 ♪ ...your picture ♪ 00:33:42.287 --> 00:33:44.121 ♪ I'd like a million of them all round my cell ♪ 00:33:44.123 --> 00:33:48.191 ♪ I want a doctor to take your picture ♪ 00:33:48.193 --> 00:33:50.060 [snorts] 00:33:50.062 --> 00:33:52.696 We're friends from high school. 00:33:52.698 --> 00:33:55.065 ♪ ...I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese ♪ 00:33:55.067 --> 00:33:58.235 ♪ I really think so ♪ 00:33:58.237 --> 00:34:00.137 ♪ Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese ♪ 00:34:00.139 --> 00:34:01.405 What's up, A-time. A-time. 00:34:01.407 --> 00:34:03.507 Come on. 00:34:03.509 --> 00:34:04.641 [bell rings] 00:34:04.643 --> 00:34:05.776 Go on. 00:34:05.778 --> 00:34:07.044 [grunts] 00:34:08.814 --> 00:34:11.048 ♪ Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese.. ♪♪ 00:34:11.050 --> 00:34:12.249 Whoa! 00:34:12.251 --> 00:34:13.650 Aah! Time out. 00:34:13.652 --> 00:34:14.652 [bell rings] 00:34:15.587 --> 00:34:18.155 Billy, K.D. here. 00:34:18.157 --> 00:34:20.257 Listen, man, just wanted to say it was a pleasure meeting you 00:34:20.259 --> 00:34:23.226 and, uh, I look forward to doing some biz. Drazen out. 00:34:23.228 --> 00:34:24.394 Aah! 00:34:24.396 --> 00:34:25.595 [music continues] 00:34:26.465 --> 00:34:27.798 Hey, ladies! 00:34:27.800 --> 00:34:29.599 [girls screaming] 00:34:37.309 --> 00:34:39.209 Give me that. That's so good. 00:34:39.211 --> 00:34:41.578 No, no, no, no. Come on. The coke. Oh, the coke. Oh, sorry. 00:34:41.580 --> 00:34:44.114 Yeah, right there.. 00:34:44.116 --> 00:34:45.849 Alright, cool. Thank you. 00:34:45.851 --> 00:34:47.084 Alright. 00:34:47.686 --> 00:34:49.219 Oh. 00:34:49.221 --> 00:34:50.353 [laughs] 00:35:00.499 --> 00:35:01.865 [laughing] 00:35:06.171 --> 00:35:07.337 Oh, fuck! 00:35:07.339 --> 00:35:09.206 Oh, my God. 00:35:10.876 --> 00:35:12.809 [Dan laughing] 00:35:14.279 --> 00:35:15.579 Dude.. 00:35:15.581 --> 00:35:17.581 [laughing] 00:35:22.788 --> 00:35:25.455 ...I haven't had a night like that in a long time. 00:35:25.457 --> 00:35:28.658 Oh, man, I... I had such a blast too. 00:35:30.129 --> 00:35:31.862 [sighs] 00:35:31.864 --> 00:35:32.864 Dan.. 00:35:36.401 --> 00:35:38.201 ...thank you, man. 00:35:38.203 --> 00:35:39.769 Oh, thank you, man. 00:35:48.413 --> 00:35:49.913 Come here. 00:35:50.916 --> 00:35:52.282 Hmm? 00:35:55.454 --> 00:35:57.487 Oh, alright. 00:36:12.771 --> 00:36:14.771 [laughing] 00:36:37.930 --> 00:36:40.730 I'll come to reunion. Oh, my God. 00:36:44.503 --> 00:36:45.802 [groans] 00:36:48.740 --> 00:36:49.973 [engine revving] 00:37:26.378 --> 00:37:28.411 Hey, bro. Hey. 00:37:29.414 --> 00:37:30.814 It was fun last night, yeah? 00:37:33.418 --> 00:37:35.018 Yeah. 00:37:35.020 --> 00:37:36.386 You want some coffee or something? 00:37:36.388 --> 00:37:37.854 Uh, no, no, I'm... I'm good. 00:37:37.856 --> 00:37:39.556 [cellphone vibrating] 00:37:39.558 --> 00:37:41.925 Oh, gee, I hate this. 00:37:43.328 --> 00:37:44.494 What's up, babe? 00:37:45.664 --> 00:37:47.697 What are you doin'? 00:37:48.834 --> 00:37:50.567 Just waking up. 00:37:51.737 --> 00:37:54.504 Yeah, left my phone back.. 00:37:54.506 --> 00:37:55.839 Sorry, babe. 00:37:57.476 --> 00:37:59.396 What did you get into last night? 00:38:00.479 --> 00:38:02.412 Yeah, it was fun. 00:38:03.815 --> 00:38:05.782 Uh, shirt? 00:38:05.784 --> 00:38:07.784 Second drawer. 00:38:08.687 --> 00:38:09.819 Yeah. 00:38:10.789 --> 00:38:11.888 [sighs] 00:38:13.992 --> 00:38:15.792 I texted you. 00:38:18.563 --> 00:38:20.030 Fuck you. 00:38:20.032 --> 00:38:22.732 You're full of shit. Check your phone. 00:38:22.734 --> 00:38:25.302 Babe... how was it? 00:38:28.840 --> 00:38:30.974 Ah, come on, baby, not again. 00:38:30.976 --> 00:38:33.777 It's too early for this shit. 00:38:35.080 --> 00:38:36.846 Yeah, nothin'. 00:38:38.684 --> 00:38:40.383 I gotta.. 00:38:41.653 --> 00:38:43.520 Just give me a sec. 00:38:43.522 --> 00:38:45.622 My plane. What? 00:38:45.624 --> 00:38:47.757 Hang on a sec. 00:38:49.094 --> 00:38:50.894 Alright, man. 00:38:54.032 --> 00:38:56.633 Just come pick me up. We can go from here. 00:39:00.072 --> 00:39:02.339 It doesn't matter.. 00:39:08.847 --> 00:39:10.847 [airplane droning] 00:39:12.084 --> 00:39:13.483 Mimosa? 00:39:15.487 --> 00:39:16.853 Mimosa? 00:39:16.855 --> 00:39:20.390 Wow, wow, wow. What a trip, huh? 00:39:20.392 --> 00:39:23.026 Closin' that deal like the old days, huh? 00:39:23.028 --> 00:39:25.395 Mimosa? Here we go. 00:39:25.397 --> 00:39:29.432 One of the perks of first class travel. Mimosa. 00:39:29.434 --> 00:39:31.668 You earned it, Dan boy. 00:39:31.670 --> 00:39:33.002 Mimosa? 00:39:33.972 --> 00:39:35.972 [instrumental music] 00:40:10.809 --> 00:40:12.809 Congratulations. 00:40:19.084 --> 00:40:20.817 Bill must be thrilled. 00:40:20.819 --> 00:40:23.420 Did you ask for a raise? 00:40:23.422 --> 00:40:25.688 Not yet. It's just happened. 00:40:25.690 --> 00:40:27.590 Well, you gotta ask him about it. 00:40:27.592 --> 00:40:29.726 This is all because of you. 00:40:29.728 --> 00:40:31.661 I know, I will. 00:40:31.663 --> 00:40:34.063 And what about Lawless? Did you get him to come? 00:40:36.067 --> 00:40:38.001 What? 00:40:38.003 --> 00:40:40.703 Is he gonna come to the reunion? 00:40:40.705 --> 00:40:41.738 Possibly. 00:40:42.908 --> 00:40:45.074 I mean.. 00:40:45.076 --> 00:40:47.744 ...he wants to, but it's a big expense. 00:40:47.746 --> 00:40:50.079 Have to fly him out here and put him up. 00:40:50.081 --> 00:40:52.148 What's this? Hmm? 00:40:53.919 --> 00:40:55.919 There are no buttons on this shirt. 00:40:56.588 --> 00:40:57.887 Huh? That's weird. 00:40:57.889 --> 00:41:01.057 Were there buttons on them when you bought it? 00:41:01.059 --> 00:41:03.259 Yes, I wouldn't buy a shirt without buttons. 00:41:04.463 --> 00:41:06.463 So what goes on now? 00:41:06.465 --> 00:41:08.865 People just try shit on and then throw it on the ground? 00:41:10.101 --> 00:41:13.736 Step on stuff and buttons come off 00:41:13.738 --> 00:41:17.140 and then just put on the rack and sell it? 00:41:17.142 --> 00:41:19.209 Okay, I'll return it tomorrow. 00:41:19.211 --> 00:41:21.044 Are you gonna say somethin'? 'Cause something needs 00:41:21.046 --> 00:41:23.046 to be said to the manager. 00:41:23.048 --> 00:41:25.181 'Cause that's fucking bullshit. 00:41:27.486 --> 00:41:29.152 It's Lawless. 00:41:29.154 --> 00:41:32.722 Olli. D-Smooth. What's up, my brother? 00:41:32.724 --> 00:41:36.059 Hey, that was some fuckin' fun ass shit out there in LA. 00:41:36.061 --> 00:41:39.629 The LA. It's like uh, a great place, shit. 00:41:39.631 --> 00:41:43.032 So, yeah, give me a call back. I wanna talk reunion with you. 00:41:43.034 --> 00:41:45.001 I... I'm feeling like the more I think about it 00:41:45.003 --> 00:41:46.836 the... the lamer it gets, you know, I'm.. 00:41:46.838 --> 00:41:48.037 I don't know, I'm thinking about bailin' 00:41:48.039 --> 00:41:49.138 on the whole thing to be honest with you. 00:41:49.140 --> 00:41:50.773 Who needs to see all those.. 00:41:50.775 --> 00:41:52.175 ...clowns. 00:41:52.177 --> 00:41:53.977 So, yeah, give me a call back. 00:41:53.979 --> 00:41:55.678 I'll shoot you an SMS as well. 00:41:55.680 --> 00:41:57.247 Alright. Peace, bro. 00:42:00.619 --> 00:42:02.685 What's goin' on here? What is all this stuff? 00:42:02.687 --> 00:42:05.722 These are brand new computers. 00:42:05.724 --> 00:42:07.657 Top of the line, just what you wanted. 00:42:07.659 --> 00:42:10.293 Oh. Puttin' the Dan plan into action. 00:42:10.295 --> 00:42:11.861 We're gonna give this office a face lift. 00:42:11.863 --> 00:42:13.162 Hip up the place. 00:42:13.164 --> 00:42:16.232 Well, that's great 00:42:16.234 --> 00:42:18.535 but do you think maybe we're getting ahead of ourselves a little bit? 00:42:18.537 --> 00:42:20.670 I mean, what if the deal falls through or somethin'. 00:42:20.672 --> 00:42:22.739 I mean, we haven't even signed the paperwork yet? 00:42:22.741 --> 00:42:25.174 No, no, no. It's as good as done. 00:42:25.176 --> 00:42:27.677 I'm a very good judge of people 00:42:27.679 --> 00:42:30.613 and I... I... I trust Drazen. 00:42:30.615 --> 00:42:32.582 Yeah, I do too... And guess what? 00:42:32.584 --> 00:42:35.985 I sent Dale Harkin an email. 00:42:35.987 --> 00:42:37.654 Get the fuck outta here. 00:42:37.656 --> 00:42:38.855 I did. I told him about the Drazen deal 00:42:38.857 --> 00:42:40.857 and I told him about what's going on here 00:42:40.859 --> 00:42:42.725 and he wants another meeting. 00:42:42.727 --> 00:42:45.728 Oh, man, you... you scored. 00:42:45.730 --> 00:42:48.731 Danny, I'm so proud of you, bucko. 00:42:48.733 --> 00:42:52.302 Oh, thanks. Come on, enjoy. This is for you. 00:42:52.304 --> 00:42:55.144 You feel good? Yeah, I'm startin' to feel good. 00:42:58.944 --> 00:43:00.743 [indistinct chatter] 00:43:02.714 --> 00:43:04.881 [all applauding] 00:43:04.883 --> 00:43:07.917 What's this? 00:43:07.919 --> 00:43:11.154 Dan, uh, let me just start by suckin' a little shit here. 00:43:11.156 --> 00:43:13.189 Lawless RSVP'd. 00:43:13.191 --> 00:43:15.091 And then a bunch of others RSVP'd. 00:43:15.093 --> 00:43:16.993 Yeah, and I turned several no's into maybes. 00:43:16.995 --> 00:43:18.895 Several no's 00:43:18.897 --> 00:43:21.664 now maybes 'cause of you, your plan. 00:43:21.666 --> 00:43:23.833 Well, you know, thanks, guys, but... 00:43:23.835 --> 00:43:26.703 We doubted you, pal. We wanna apologize for that. 00:43:26.705 --> 00:43:29.238 Should we just skip this bullshit and go celebrate? 00:43:30.208 --> 00:43:32.675 Yeah. Yeah, we should. Yeah. 00:43:32.677 --> 00:43:34.644 Yes. Alright, yeah. 00:43:35.780 --> 00:43:37.280 > I think you can do it, dude. 00:43:37.282 --> 00:43:40.016 Good job, Dan. You, big man. 00:43:40.018 --> 00:43:41.818 So walk us through it. How did you do it? 00:43:41.820 --> 00:43:43.019 You go out there. You give him a call. 00:43:43.021 --> 00:43:44.454 He answers, you say what? 00:43:44.455 --> 00:43:45.888 Yeah, it sounds like you turned him, Dan? 00:43:45.890 --> 00:43:48.391 You know, it's a very delicate dance, guys. 00:43:48.393 --> 00:43:50.893 It was just, I think, you know, the key 00:43:50.895 --> 00:43:52.862 was makin' it seem like it was his idea. 00:43:52.864 --> 00:43:54.364 Ah. How? 00:43:55.667 --> 00:43:56.866 How? Exactly. 00:43:56.868 --> 00:43:59.102 Yeah, how exactly did you do that? 00:43:59.104 --> 00:44:00.403 You know, I don't even really remember it. 00:44:00.405 --> 00:44:02.205 I just sort of flipped the script. 00:44:02.207 --> 00:44:04.273 Sort of like reverse psychology 00:44:04.275 --> 00:44:06.242 and, uh, a subtle... I did 00:44:06.244 --> 00:44:09.946 then all of a sudden he was eatin' out of the palm of my hand. 00:44:09.948 --> 00:44:15.685 "Oh, dude, when is it deem... slice. W... w... what do I wear?" 00:44:15.687 --> 00:44:18.421 I said, "Calm down. It's not for few weeks. We'll be in touch." 00:44:18.423 --> 00:44:21.324 But, fuck, he's been blowin' me up ever since. 00:44:21.326 --> 00:44:23.326 [all cheering] 00:44:27.999 --> 00:44:30.299 [both moaning] 00:44:44.182 --> 00:44:45.862 Whoa! I... yeah. 00:44:46.785 --> 00:44:48.418 Whoa! 00:44:48.420 --> 00:44:50.887 Yeah. Yeah. 00:44:50.889 --> 00:44:53.122 Whoa. Wow. 00:44:53.124 --> 00:44:55.391 Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Wow. 00:44:55.393 --> 00:44:56.393 Wow. 00:44:57.796 --> 00:44:58.796 [sighs] 00:45:02.734 --> 00:45:04.434 We should do that more often. 00:45:06.104 --> 00:45:08.337 Well, what are those? 00:45:08.339 --> 00:45:10.173 Oh, uh, CK. 00:45:10.175 --> 00:45:12.341 Boxer brief hybrid. You like? 00:45:13.344 --> 00:45:15.445 Yeah, they are really cute. 00:45:16.481 --> 00:45:18.748 Look at that tush. 00:45:21.820 --> 00:45:23.740 [Chromeo singing "Play The Fool"] 00:45:24.489 --> 00:45:26.989 ♪ Don't let me play the fool yeah ♪ 00:45:28.226 --> 00:45:30.359 ♪ And get carried away ♪ 00:45:30.361 --> 00:45:31.994 ♪ Carried away ♪ 00:45:31.996 --> 00:45:35.765 ♪ Don't let me play the fool yeah ♪ 00:45:35.767 --> 00:45:38.367 ♪ And get carried away ♪♪ 00:45:54.452 --> 00:45:56.452 [indistinct radio chatter] 00:46:02.026 --> 00:46:03.426 [both chuckling] 00:46:04.295 --> 00:46:06.262 Just the cutest.. 00:46:08.433 --> 00:46:10.333 So, Heather, you like Zach, huh? 00:46:10.335 --> 00:46:12.201 Dad? I do. 00:46:12.203 --> 00:46:15.772 Mm-hmm? What do you like about him? 00:46:15.774 --> 00:46:19.142 Well, I think he's funny. 00:46:19.144 --> 00:46:21.911 He's smart. 00:46:21.913 --> 00:46:23.379 Super hot. 00:46:24.482 --> 00:46:27.150 [cellphone rings] 00:46:29.821 --> 00:46:32.121 Dad, the phone? Zach, I know. I'm getting it. 00:46:33.057 --> 00:46:34.423 [exhales] 00:46:35.160 --> 00:46:37.126 What's up, dude? 00:46:37.128 --> 00:46:38.961 Huh. My son's in the car. 00:46:38.963 --> 00:46:41.164 What's goin' on, dawg? You get my VM? 00:46:41.166 --> 00:46:43.332 No, man, I don't check those. Uh, cool. 00:46:43.334 --> 00:46:45.334 Hey, Mr. Lawless, I love your commercial. 00:46:45.336 --> 00:46:47.970 Okay, just hang on one sec, Oliver. 00:46:50.108 --> 00:46:51.507 [tires screeching] 00:46:51.509 --> 00:46:52.909 Get out of the car, both of you. 00:46:52.910 --> 00:46:54.310 But why? Just for a second. 00:46:54.312 --> 00:46:56.012 I'm gonna finish the call, then you can get back in. 00:46:56.014 --> 00:46:58.047 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Alright, alright. 00:46:58.049 --> 00:46:59.448 You've put the child lock on. 00:46:59.450 --> 00:47:02.451 God dang! Thank you. 00:47:02.453 --> 00:47:04.854 And close the door, close the door behind you. 00:47:04.856 --> 00:47:06.222 Close the door. 00:47:06.224 --> 00:47:08.057 Sorry about that. Where were we? 00:47:08.059 --> 00:47:09.492 I have no idea. 00:47:09.494 --> 00:47:11.594 Oh, yeah, I know the, uh, reunion. 00:47:11.596 --> 00:47:13.429 Yeah, what do you think? Should we bail? 00:47:13.431 --> 00:47:15.398 Bail? Why? No, man, I'm down. 00:47:15.400 --> 00:47:18.100 Yeah, I... I could be down. I could be down. 00:47:18.102 --> 00:47:21.838 It's just... my head keeps on going back to when we were in LA 00:47:21.840 --> 00:47:25.208 partying and saying how fucking stupid it was, right? 00:47:25.210 --> 00:47:28.311 I mean, you even said there's no way you would go. You remember sayin' that? 00:47:28.313 --> 00:47:31.380 Yeah, but then you kinda sold me on it. I mean, Holly James. 00:47:31.382 --> 00:47:33.282 Thought it'll be fun to crash with you and Stacey. 00:47:33.284 --> 00:47:36.052 Ooh, yeah. It's just, uh.. 00:47:36.054 --> 00:47:38.054 Mmm. Do we have the room, the baby.. 00:47:38.056 --> 00:47:40.923 No, worries. I'll just stay at Craig's. 00:47:40.925 --> 00:47:42.358 Oh, you guys talked? 00:47:42.360 --> 00:47:44.560 Yeah, he says he's got plenty of room. 00:47:44.562 --> 00:47:47.196 You know what? I'm sure we can make it happen. 00:47:47.198 --> 00:47:49.265 Have you stay with us. 00:47:50.602 --> 00:47:52.168 Unless that's weird. 00:47:53.504 --> 00:47:55.605 No, why would that be weird? 00:47:55.607 --> 00:47:57.907 Yeah. No, it's not. 00:47:57.909 --> 00:47:59.442 [knocks on window] 00:47:59.444 --> 00:48:00.877 [no audio] 00:48:00.879 --> 00:48:02.445 Alright, man, either way. 00:48:02.447 --> 00:48:04.146 Or yeah, just the way we just said. 00:48:04.148 --> 00:48:05.615 [phone beeps] 00:48:05.617 --> 00:48:07.617 Hello. 00:48:07.619 --> 00:48:10.152 Okay. Okay, alright. Come on. 00:48:10.154 --> 00:48:12.021 Let's go. Let's go! 00:48:12.023 --> 00:48:13.322 Come on, guys! 00:48:14.192 --> 00:48:16.058 [instrumental music] 00:48:36.114 --> 00:48:37.480 There he is. 00:48:37.482 --> 00:48:39.415 See my sign? Like I'm your driver. 00:48:39.417 --> 00:48:41.417 Where are we? Which way? This way. 00:48:41.419 --> 00:48:43.085 Alright, I'll just put it 00:48:43.087 --> 00:48:45.047 put it over here if anyone needs it. 00:48:47.125 --> 00:48:49.225 Care if I smoke? Not at all. God no. 00:48:49.227 --> 00:48:52.962 Ah, please, go on ahead. 00:48:52.964 --> 00:48:54.330 Mind if I bum one? 00:48:54.332 --> 00:48:56.098 I mean, unless you're low. 00:48:56.100 --> 00:48:57.333 Thank you, kindly. 00:49:02.974 --> 00:49:05.508 Uh, make yourself comfortable, yeah. 00:49:20.458 --> 00:49:21.490 Alright. 00:49:23.294 --> 00:49:26.529 Hey, uh, real quick, just to clear up any.. 00:49:29.300 --> 00:49:31.000 What happened in LA.. 00:49:32.403 --> 00:49:34.503 ...if we could just keep that.. 00:49:36.207 --> 00:49:38.074 Oh. Oh, yeah. 00:49:38.076 --> 00:49:39.575 Yeah, of course. Cool. 00:49:39.577 --> 00:49:41.537 I mean, I don't even know what that.. 00:49:42.447 --> 00:49:44.146 Dan, it's in the past. 00:49:44.148 --> 00:49:46.048 Hmm. Let's have a fun weekend. 00:49:46.050 --> 00:49:47.050 Yeah. 00:49:48.319 --> 00:49:50.586 Yeah, absolutely. 00:49:53.458 --> 00:49:55.691 That's where we did. 00:49:55.693 --> 00:49:58.995 Where else were we gonna hang out? 00:49:58.997 --> 00:50:00.396 Yeah, I don't know how you did it, man 00:50:00.398 --> 00:50:01.464 but you bagged yourself a good one. 00:50:01.466 --> 00:50:03.265 Yeah, I had a huge crush on her. 00:50:03.267 --> 00:50:04.667 What? Okay. 00:50:04.669 --> 00:50:06.769 You didn't. Come on, you knew. 00:50:06.771 --> 00:50:08.404 No. Yeah, you knew. 00:50:08.406 --> 00:50:11.407 I would stare at you everyday in that class that we had. 00:50:11.409 --> 00:50:12.675 Oh. Remember with the freak teacher? 00:50:12.677 --> 00:50:14.343 He wears fucking pants up to here. 00:50:14.345 --> 00:50:15.678 Oh, right, what was his name? Yeah. 00:50:15.680 --> 00:50:18.180 Oh, Mil something. Milman? 00:50:18.182 --> 00:50:20.449 Milton. Jesus. Oh. 00:50:22.020 --> 00:50:23.352 Dad, can I ask you something? Yeah, yeah. 00:50:23.354 --> 00:50:24.687 In... in a bit, Zach. 00:50:24.689 --> 00:50:26.422 Milburk? Milhorn. 00:50:26.424 --> 00:50:27.757 Milhorn. Milhorn. 00:50:27.759 --> 00:50:29.392 Yes. Yeah. 00:50:29.394 --> 00:50:31.027 That's right. Milhorn. 00:50:31.029 --> 00:50:32.628 [laughs] 00:50:32.630 --> 00:50:35.631 Ah, the memories... with the pants. 00:50:35.633 --> 00:50:36.799 Milhorn. 00:50:40.405 --> 00:50:42.371 Were you in that class? 00:50:47.178 --> 00:50:50.446 We had that other class together, remember, too? 00:50:50.448 --> 00:50:53.215 Which one was that? Um.. 00:50:53.217 --> 00:50:54.450 I don't, I don't know, man. 00:50:54.452 --> 00:50:56.585 Drama. That's what it was. 00:50:56.587 --> 00:50:59.822 And that teacher was a character. 00:50:59.824 --> 00:51:01.690 Was she? What was her name? 00:51:01.692 --> 00:51:06.162 Spicer. Yes, Spicer, thank you. 00:51:06.164 --> 00:51:07.663 It's amazing. 00:51:07.665 --> 00:51:09.632 She remembers all the things. 00:51:09.634 --> 00:51:11.667 Okay, I had to ask you something. 00:51:11.669 --> 00:51:13.302 Jenny Lehmer. Oh, God. 00:51:13.304 --> 00:51:15.204 She said that you guys hooked up. Was that true? 00:51:15.206 --> 00:51:16.772 Let me tell you what happened with Jenny. 00:51:16.774 --> 00:51:18.741 Uh-oh. 00:51:18.742 --> 00:51:20.709 She's, like, always passin' me these notes.. 00:51:20.711 --> 00:51:22.311 It's Heather. She's maybe too fast. 00:51:22.313 --> 00:51:23.779 Shh. 00:51:23.781 --> 00:51:25.614 She follows me into the locker room. 00:51:25.616 --> 00:51:28.584 Oh, shit. She told me about the locker room. 00:51:28.586 --> 00:51:30.419 I'm getting ready to do some crazy shit. Uh-oh. 00:51:30.421 --> 00:51:32.088 She wants to have sex 00:51:32.090 --> 00:51:34.256 and she wants it to be threesome. 00:51:34.258 --> 00:51:36.125 What do I do? Zach, not now! 00:51:39.230 --> 00:51:41.330 What's the matter? Nothing. Zach's just.. 00:51:41.332 --> 00:51:42.665 It's fine. What... what's the rest of the, uh.. 00:51:42.667 --> 00:51:44.600 Zach? Is he upset? 00:51:44.602 --> 00:51:46.435 I don't know. You alright? 00:51:46.437 --> 00:51:47.837 I'll go check on him. 00:51:47.839 --> 00:51:50.706 No, honey, Oliver's mid story. 00:51:50.708 --> 00:51:53.275 Zach? I can tell that story anytime. It's no big deal. 00:51:53.277 --> 00:51:55.277 Zach? 00:51:55.279 --> 00:51:57.680 Honey? Are you crying? 00:52:02.587 --> 00:52:05.187 Zach is really upset. You should talk to him. 00:52:05.189 --> 00:52:07.256 It's a girl stuff. He's not gonna talk to me about it. 00:52:07.258 --> 00:52:08.791 Okay, I will. 00:52:10.828 --> 00:52:14.497 So what was up with the whole Spicer thing? 00:52:16.234 --> 00:52:19.301 What? You came in with the name right away. 00:52:19.303 --> 00:52:20.736 What are you talking about? 00:52:20.738 --> 00:52:22.471 You guys were tryin' to think of Milhorn's name 00:52:22.473 --> 00:52:23.906 going back and forth, but then when Oliver 00:52:23.908 --> 00:52:25.708 and I were tryin' to do the drama teacher 00:52:25.710 --> 00:52:27.343 you just came out and said it. 00:52:27.345 --> 00:52:29.245 You killed the whole thing. 00:52:30.848 --> 00:52:33.382 Killed what whole thing? I knew her name. 00:52:33.384 --> 00:52:35.851 I knew Milhorn's, but I still let you have fun with it. 00:52:37.688 --> 00:52:39.722 What is going on with you exactly? 00:52:39.724 --> 00:52:41.657 What? You are acting so weird. 00:52:41.659 --> 00:52:43.292 How am I acting weird? 00:52:43.294 --> 00:52:44.860 Dan, Wi-Fi password? 00:52:48.499 --> 00:52:51.433 What? It's easier if I do it for him. Yes, go. 00:52:51.435 --> 00:52:53.836 There's lots of numbers and letters, case sensitive. 00:52:56.174 --> 00:52:57.540 [sighs] 00:52:59.477 --> 00:53:01.677 [game beeping] 00:53:08.419 --> 00:53:10.419 Hey, man. Oh, hey, what's up? 00:53:10.421 --> 00:53:12.821 I'm just, uh... I just got off the phone with your boss. 00:53:12.823 --> 00:53:15.824 What? He called you? Yeah, man, he called.. 00:53:15.826 --> 00:53:18.761 Oh, dude. Oh, yeah, yeah, sorry. 00:53:18.763 --> 00:53:21.530 So how did he get your number? 00:53:21.532 --> 00:53:23.432 He said he had it from when I left him that message. 00:53:23.434 --> 00:53:25.367 He learned how to check his recent calls. 00:53:25.369 --> 00:53:26.902 Fuck, he's getting smarter. What did he say? 00:53:26.904 --> 00:53:28.437 He wanted to know where we were at? 00:53:28.439 --> 00:53:29.905 Whether or not he should send paperwork? 00:53:29.907 --> 00:53:31.840 Shit! Yeah, this is out of control, man. 00:53:31.842 --> 00:53:34.843 Now, he is callin' me. You gotta put this into bed today. 00:53:34.845 --> 00:53:36.445 Oh, today? I was gonna hang with you. 00:53:36.447 --> 00:53:37.880 I already called in sick. No, no, no, man. 00:53:37.882 --> 00:53:39.548 You gotta handle this. It's uncool. 00:53:39.550 --> 00:53:40.883 W... wait. Oliver? 00:53:42.920 --> 00:53:44.453 Are you mad at me? 00:53:44.455 --> 00:53:46.288 What? No, I'm not mad at you. 00:53:46.290 --> 00:53:47.790 I just can't have him callin' me, you know? 00:53:47.792 --> 00:53:49.225 Yeah. I mean, it was fine in LA. 00:53:49.226 --> 00:53:50.659 Now, it's just weird. It is weird. 00:53:50.661 --> 00:53:52.261 Totally. Fix it, dude. 00:53:52.263 --> 00:53:54.396 Got it. I... I... I'm on it. 00:53:54.398 --> 00:53:56.332 Consider it done. 00:53:56.334 --> 00:53:58.500 [instrumental music] 00:53:58.502 --> 00:54:00.636 She doesn't sleep, that's the problem. 00:54:00.638 --> 00:54:03.405 When she does.. Dan? 00:54:05.243 --> 00:54:07.009 [music continues] 00:54:15.920 --> 00:54:19.822 So we move a mouse to the search bar. 00:54:19.824 --> 00:54:21.523 This is... This is the mouse? 00:54:21.525 --> 00:54:23.025 That's the mouse. 00:54:23.027 --> 00:54:26.528 We click and the cursor will appear. 00:54:26.530 --> 00:54:29.565 So we just type Bill.. Lower case? 00:54:32.036 --> 00:54:34.436 Enter search bar here. My screen looks different. 00:54:34.438 --> 00:54:35.871 Sorry to interrupt. 00:54:35.873 --> 00:54:38.340 Bill, can I steal you for one second? It's important. 00:54:38.342 --> 00:54:41.477 Yeah. Can you just give me 5 minutes, please? 00:54:41.479 --> 00:54:43.479 Yeah, I'll be right outside the door. 00:54:43.481 --> 00:54:45.781 I think I hit.. Would you help him please? 00:54:46.751 --> 00:54:48.050 Enter. Oh. 00:54:48.052 --> 00:54:50.052 Return. And click "Search." 00:54:51.622 --> 00:54:53.422 [instrumental music] 00:55:05.303 --> 00:55:07.002 Hey, you alright? 00:55:14.011 --> 00:55:15.344 [sighs] 00:55:18.316 --> 00:55:19.948 What's with the pink? 00:55:19.950 --> 00:55:22.084 Well, this is my sister's room. 00:55:22.086 --> 00:55:24.246 My dad made me move in since you were comin'. 00:55:25.456 --> 00:55:27.723 That sucks. I could have stayed at Craig's. 00:55:27.725 --> 00:55:29.658 You should have told him to fuck off. 00:55:29.660 --> 00:55:31.493 I would never.. 00:55:31.495 --> 00:55:34.530 Well, sometimes you got to, man. 00:55:34.532 --> 00:55:36.865 Everybody's got their line in the sand, you know? 00:55:38.669 --> 00:55:39.702 Right. 00:55:41.639 --> 00:55:42.971 Alright, what else you got? 00:55:44.675 --> 00:55:48.077 Well, my girlfriend Heather? Mm-hmm. 00:55:48.079 --> 00:55:49.712 She wants to have a threesome. 00:55:49.714 --> 00:55:51.780 Guy or girl? Girl. 00:55:51.782 --> 00:55:54.083 Okay. So what's the problem? 00:55:54.085 --> 00:55:56.952 I'm nervous. About what? 00:55:56.954 --> 00:55:59.235 I think she thinks I'm more experienced than I am. 00:56:00.791 --> 00:56:02.691 How many girls have you fucked? 00:56:02.693 --> 00:56:03.792 None. 00:56:04.362 --> 00:56:05.728 Why? 00:56:05.730 --> 00:56:07.129 Well, I'm 14. 00:56:08.532 --> 00:56:09.665 Uh-huh. 00:56:13.571 --> 00:56:16.372 What'd your dad say? You talked to him about it? 00:56:16.374 --> 00:56:18.107 I've tried. 00:56:18.109 --> 00:56:20.609 I feel like he's weird about sex stuff. Yeah. 00:56:20.611 --> 00:56:23.811 He thinks you should only have sex with someone if you love them. 00:56:25.816 --> 00:56:26.849 [sighs] 00:56:29.820 --> 00:56:32.654 You know what I think? 00:56:32.656 --> 00:56:35.057 I think you should find a way of loving both these girls. 00:56:36.026 --> 00:56:37.493 Simultaneously. 00:56:40.431 --> 00:56:41.764 Hey, uh, what's goin' on? 00:56:41.766 --> 00:56:43.399 I'm in the middle of my internet class. 00:56:43.401 --> 00:56:45.501 Did you call.. Wait. What internet class? 00:56:45.503 --> 00:56:47.970 Well, I gotta learn how to use these machines. 00:56:47.972 --> 00:56:51.140 Steve just taught us how to search for someone on Google. 00:56:51.142 --> 00:56:54.476 Okay, first of all, I'm not even sure that's the best way to search for stuff. 00:56:54.478 --> 00:56:55.978 Google has kind of a dated thing, you know? 00:56:55.980 --> 00:56:58.180 It all depends on what web browser you are using 00:56:58.182 --> 00:57:00.916 and if the, uh, search engine is compatible. I don't wanna confuse... 00:57:00.918 --> 00:57:02.918 Hold on, didn't you... Didn't you call in sick? 00:57:02.920 --> 00:57:04.853 Yeah, I'm, uh, I'm fine. I'm feeling much better. 00:57:04.855 --> 00:57:06.789 Did you call Drazen? Daniel, I cannot afford to get sick now. 00:57:06.791 --> 00:57:09.158 You're not gonna get sick. Did you call Drazen? 00:57:09.160 --> 00:57:11.527 Yeah, I call... I called him just to check in. 00:57:11.529 --> 00:57:13.529 What's wrong? I was just... just checking in. 00:57:13.531 --> 00:57:16.565 Okay, I really wish you would run that kinda thing by me first. 00:57:16.567 --> 00:57:18.700 It turns out he did not love that call. 00:57:18.702 --> 00:57:20.803 Oh, why? Because he's been dealing with me. 00:57:20.805 --> 00:57:23.739 Exclusively. He's been, you know, communicating with me. 00:57:23.741 --> 00:57:27.142 We got a rapport and now, he just seems really rattled. 00:57:27.144 --> 00:57:29.878 Damn it, Bill. I'm sorry. 00:57:29.880 --> 00:57:32.981 It's okay. It's just I feel bad you spent all this money. 00:57:32.983 --> 00:57:34.616 Can you fix it, please? 00:57:34.618 --> 00:57:36.452 Please? I don't know. I'll try. 00:57:36.454 --> 00:57:38.887 But I doubt it. He's genuinely pissed. 00:57:38.889 --> 00:57:40.622 But I'll try. I thank you. 00:57:40.624 --> 00:57:43.659 And again, I'm sorry, I just blew it. 00:57:43.661 --> 00:57:45.160 But no more calls. 00:57:45.162 --> 00:57:46.829 You know what? 00:57:46.831 --> 00:57:48.530 I'm not calling anyone. Okay. 00:57:48.532 --> 00:57:50.666 Ever. 00:57:50.668 --> 00:57:53.669 God damn it. Sorry, guys. 00:57:53.671 --> 00:57:54.970 So you're kissin' Heather, right? Uh-huh. 00:57:54.972 --> 00:57:56.738 Focus on her. 00:57:56.740 --> 00:57:58.841 She's number 1. You don't let her forget that. 00:57:58.843 --> 00:58:00.242 But you also now want the other girl. 00:58:00.244 --> 00:58:01.877 What's the other girl's name? Jill. 00:58:01.879 --> 00:58:04.246 Jill. Now, you don't want Jill to feel left out. 00:58:04.248 --> 00:58:06.014 Of course. Alright? 00:58:06.016 --> 00:58:08.150 So you're gonna do one these guys. 00:58:09.920 --> 00:58:11.587 Okay, that makes sense. 00:58:11.589 --> 00:58:13.155 Okay? Now, let's say, things are heating up. 00:58:13.157 --> 00:58:14.590 Clothes start comin' off. 00:58:14.592 --> 00:58:17.125 We're fucking. Obviously you got one cock. 00:58:17.127 --> 00:58:18.894 So you can't do 'em both at the same time, right? 00:58:18.896 --> 00:58:21.530 Right. We wanna try and get as close as possible. 00:58:21.532 --> 00:58:23.198 How? 00:58:23.200 --> 00:58:25.267 You stack 'em. 00:58:25.269 --> 00:58:27.970 You know, man, like, lawn chairs, one on top of the other. 00:58:27.972 --> 00:58:29.838 Like lawn chairs? Think about it. 00:58:29.840 --> 00:58:31.139 Visualize it. 00:58:34.245 --> 00:58:35.811 Works. 00:58:35.813 --> 00:58:37.746 Uh, okay. 00:58:37.748 --> 00:58:39.781 Oh, hey. 00:58:39.783 --> 00:58:42.885 Don't forget. Wear a condom. Right. 00:58:42.887 --> 00:58:46.622 Then, rip that thing off. Hose down those lawn chairs. 00:58:46.624 --> 00:58:47.756 Sure. 00:58:51.896 --> 00:58:54.096 [instrumental music] 00:58:54.098 --> 00:58:56.098 It's Lawless. 00:58:56.100 --> 00:58:58.700 Yo, yo, yo. What's up, dawg? 00:58:58.702 --> 00:59:00.702 It's the D man. 00:59:00.704 --> 00:59:04.306 Just wanted you to know, the Bill's itch? Handled, dawg. 00:59:04.308 --> 00:59:08.710 You will not be receiving another call from him, of that I can assure you, sir. 00:59:08.712 --> 00:59:10.279 Headin' out of the office now. 00:59:10.281 --> 00:59:12.814 Guess I'll see you back at the crib. 00:59:12.816 --> 00:59:15.851 And we gotta figure out what we're gonna get into tonight. 00:59:15.853 --> 00:59:17.319 You and me, playa. 00:59:18.789 --> 00:59:20.756 Okay. Cool. 00:59:20.758 --> 00:59:23.592 Late. 00:59:23.594 --> 00:59:25.594 So what did he say exactly? He was going... 00:59:25.596 --> 00:59:26.962 He didn't say. They were just going out. 00:59:26.964 --> 00:59:28.730 They? Yeah. 00:59:28.732 --> 00:59:30.766 Craig already came by to pick him up. 00:59:30.768 --> 00:59:33.835 We all had a drink together and then they left. 00:59:33.837 --> 00:59:35.737 I said that you would text him when you got home. 00:59:35.739 --> 00:59:38.907 Yeah, I've been texting, Stace. I've been texting. 00:59:38.909 --> 00:59:40.642 It's Lawless. 00:59:40.644 --> 00:59:43.679 Hey, um, it's getting late. 00:59:43.681 --> 00:59:45.681 I guess you're still out. 00:59:45.683 --> 00:59:47.616 Not getting texts. 00:59:47.618 --> 00:59:48.917 If you could just let me know 00:59:48.919 --> 00:59:50.085 maybe ballpark wherein you're gonna.. 00:59:50.087 --> 00:59:51.787 Or whatever. 00:59:51.789 --> 00:59:53.755 I can just leave a key under the mat. 00:59:53.757 --> 00:59:56.291 The one right at the front door. I'll leave it under there. 01:00:00.030 --> 01:00:01.797 Alright. 01:00:01.799 --> 01:00:03.632 Hope you're having fun. 01:00:05.169 --> 01:00:08.270 Goodnight, Oliver. 01:00:08.272 --> 01:00:11.273 [instrumental music] 01:00:23.954 --> 01:00:25.921 [tires screeching] 01:00:26.390 --> 01:00:27.623 Whoo! 01:00:27.625 --> 01:00:28.824 [man laughing] 01:00:28.826 --> 01:00:30.392 [engine revving] 01:00:30.394 --> 01:00:33.295 [indistinct chatter] 01:00:34.331 --> 01:00:35.864 [laughing continues] 01:00:35.866 --> 01:00:37.666 [indistinct chatter] 01:00:37.668 --> 01:00:39.635 Oh, man, this is our night, okay. 01:00:39.637 --> 01:00:41.003 Bye, Craig. 01:00:41.005 --> 01:00:43.839 [indistinct chatter] 01:00:43.841 --> 01:00:45.240 [engine revving] 01:00:45.242 --> 01:00:47.042 [indistinct chatter] 01:00:47.044 --> 01:00:48.910 Later. Looking good. 01:00:48.912 --> 01:00:50.712 Later. Later, dudes. 01:00:51.815 --> 01:00:52.815 [glass shatters] 01:01:02.026 --> 01:01:04.660 I don't know if he'll kill me. Don't worry about it. 01:01:04.662 --> 01:01:07.262 [indistinct chatter] 01:01:09.333 --> 01:01:11.233 Oh. 01:01:11.235 --> 01:01:12.267 [moaning] 01:01:13.671 --> 01:01:14.671 [knocking on door] 01:01:16.707 --> 01:01:19.174 Shit. Are we being too loud? 01:01:19.176 --> 01:01:21.410 A little. Okay. 01:01:21.412 --> 01:01:23.345 Sorry, bro. We'll try and keep it down. 01:01:23.347 --> 01:01:27.249 Actually... hi. Hi. 01:01:27.251 --> 01:01:29.171 Can I talk to you for a second? 01:01:30.087 --> 01:01:31.687 Right now? 01:01:31.689 --> 01:01:32.854 Mmm. 01:01:34.858 --> 01:01:36.258 Yeah, man. 01:01:40.030 --> 01:01:41.296 [grunts] 01:01:49.073 --> 01:01:51.273 What's up? Sorry. 01:01:51.275 --> 01:01:54.743 So... is everything okay.. 01:01:54.745 --> 01:01:56.378 ...between us? 01:01:56.380 --> 01:01:57.412 What do you mean? 01:01:57.414 --> 01:01:58.880 Uh, I don't know, I'm just 01:01:58.882 --> 01:02:01.717 feeling a little bit of a distance. 01:02:01.719 --> 01:02:03.285 [Dan sighs] 01:02:03.287 --> 01:02:05.020 Has something changed that I'm not aware of? 01:02:05.022 --> 01:02:07.322 I mean, maybe we should talk about it. 01:02:07.324 --> 01:02:08.857 I don't know, we haven't really talked about what happened. 01:02:08.859 --> 01:02:09.891 Oh.. 01:02:11.995 --> 01:02:14.930 I mean, I'm kind of in the middle of something, you know? 01:02:19.303 --> 01:02:21.269 Hey, sit down. 01:02:23.307 --> 01:02:25.207 Uh, fuck me. 01:02:26.910 --> 01:02:29.077 Dan, LA was fun. 01:02:29.079 --> 01:02:31.446 We did it up. Mm-hmm. 01:02:31.448 --> 01:02:32.981 But it was a one time thing. 01:02:32.983 --> 01:02:34.483 Oh, yeah. I know, totally. 01:02:34.485 --> 01:02:36.451 I... I... I don't want that to happen again. 01:02:36.453 --> 01:02:38.487 I need you to know that. 01:02:38.489 --> 01:02:39.955 I'm not... gay. 01:02:39.957 --> 01:02:42.324 I'm not, either. 01:02:42.326 --> 01:02:45.894 Right. I mean, I'm married, I have a family.. 01:02:45.896 --> 01:02:47.863 Exactly. 01:02:47.865 --> 01:02:50.265 But, but... but.. 01:02:50.267 --> 01:02:53.101 ...uh, w... what if we were in like an alternate universe 01:02:53.103 --> 01:02:55.003 where I wasn't? 01:02:59.376 --> 01:03:01.777 Why does it matter? I don't know. 01:03:04.081 --> 01:03:07.415 Dan... go to sleep. 01:03:07.417 --> 01:03:09.384 Yeah. Yeah. 01:03:21.398 --> 01:03:23.932 [rustling] 01:03:26.203 --> 01:03:27.502 Ow. 01:03:27.504 --> 01:03:29.938 Ow. Dan. 01:03:29.940 --> 01:03:31.873 Jesus! No! 01:03:33.210 --> 01:03:34.442 I'm sleeping. Get off of me. 01:03:34.444 --> 01:03:37.379 Sorry. Sorry. 01:03:37.381 --> 01:03:39.514 It's delish. Oh, I just put it together, guys. 01:03:39.516 --> 01:03:40.916 Home cooking, man. I miss it. 01:03:40.918 --> 01:03:42.484 Aw, stop. 01:03:44.154 --> 01:03:46.388 Lying in the tall grass.. 01:03:48.058 --> 01:03:49.825 Good morning. 01:03:49.827 --> 01:03:51.560 You just stay focused. 01:03:51.562 --> 01:03:53.094 We got a big night. 01:03:53.096 --> 01:03:54.229 What's going on here? 01:03:54.231 --> 01:03:55.597 What's up, buddy? 01:03:55.599 --> 01:03:57.499 Hey, man. You remember Alyssa. 01:03:57.501 --> 01:03:59.034 Hi there. Yeah. 01:03:59.036 --> 01:04:00.836 All cleaned up. 01:04:00.838 --> 01:04:04.072 So, uh, what were we laughing about? 01:04:04.074 --> 01:04:06.241 Z-Bone's got himself a big night lined up. 01:04:06.243 --> 01:04:08.343 Z... Z-Bone? What is that? 01:04:08.345 --> 01:04:10.245 Nickname I gave the kid. 01:04:10.247 --> 01:04:12.581 I don't think that works at all. 01:04:12.583 --> 01:04:14.382 He's going to have his first threesome. 01:04:14.384 --> 01:04:15.617 What? 01:04:15.619 --> 01:04:17.285 [laughs] 01:04:17.287 --> 01:04:19.988 Right? I mean, I was 16 before I did that. 01:04:19.990 --> 01:04:21.623 Did what? Nothing. 01:04:21.625 --> 01:04:23.525 Uh-oh. 01:04:23.527 --> 01:04:24.926 [laughs] 01:04:24.928 --> 01:04:26.361 Alyssa, would you like some potatoes? 01:04:26.363 --> 01:04:28.597 Mmm. Yes. I would love some. 01:04:28.599 --> 01:04:30.932 Thank you, Stacey. 01:04:30.934 --> 01:04:32.634 Hey, man, he's ready to go. 01:04:32.636 --> 01:04:35.437 So, where is this supposed to go down? 01:04:35.439 --> 01:04:37.472 At Heather's. Tomorrow night. 01:04:37.474 --> 01:04:39.875 Uh-huh. And where are her parents? 01:04:39.876 --> 01:04:42.277 Oh, they are going to be at your reunion. 01:04:42.279 --> 01:04:44.246 Oh, they are? That's perfect. 01:04:44.248 --> 01:04:46.481 Yeah, it actually is. 01:04:46.483 --> 01:04:48.316 So, I'm just the last to find out about this? 01:04:48.318 --> 01:04:49.885 No, man. Stace doesn't know. 01:04:49.887 --> 01:04:51.253 Please don't tell her, dad. 01:04:51.255 --> 01:04:52.287 Hey, he's not gonna tell her, dude. 01:04:52.289 --> 01:04:54.089 He's cool. Yeah, I'm cool. 01:04:54.091 --> 01:04:55.924 But I should have known about this. 01:04:55.926 --> 01:04:58.026 I tried to tell you but you wouldn't listen. 01:04:58.028 --> 01:04:59.527 So I asked Oliver. 01:04:59.529 --> 01:05:01.563 Oh, so you encouraged this? 01:05:01.565 --> 01:05:03.899 Yeah, why wouldn't I? He's 14. 01:05:03.901 --> 01:05:05.367 What are you gettin' so upset about, Dan? 01:05:05.369 --> 01:05:07.535 You should be celebrating this. He's a stud. 01:05:07.537 --> 01:05:09.304 [Alyssa and Oliver laughing] 01:05:09.306 --> 01:05:11.039 You know what? I want you out of here. 01:05:11.041 --> 01:05:12.974 What? You heard me. I want you out of this house! 01:05:12.976 --> 01:05:15.543 Dan! D... S... Stacey, this does not concern you! 01:05:15.545 --> 01:05:17.279 It's okay, Stacey. No, but it's not okay! 01:05:17.281 --> 01:05:19.381 It is okay! 01:05:23.020 --> 01:05:25.387 Maybe I overstayed my welcome. 01:05:25.389 --> 01:05:27.455 I'm gonna get my things and crash at Craig's. 01:05:27.457 --> 01:05:29.424 I am so sorry, Oliver. 01:05:30.994 --> 01:05:32.928 Dan, what is the matter with you? 01:05:36.366 --> 01:05:38.333 So sorry.. 01:05:38.335 --> 01:05:40.635 So you can see that the ladies are on the dance floor 01:05:40.637 --> 01:05:42.470 underneath this beautiful railing. 01:05:42.472 --> 01:05:44.572 If you get a chance later, have a free moment of time 01:05:44.574 --> 01:05:47.309 come and check out the model. It's almost to scale. 01:05:47.311 --> 01:05:48.944 Uh, if you actually could hold on that 01:05:48.946 --> 01:05:50.478 for a second, Louise? Thank you so much. 01:05:50.480 --> 01:05:52.514 Uh, I just got a text from Lawless 01:05:52.516 --> 01:05:54.616 and he needs the password to the Facebook page. 01:05:54.618 --> 01:05:55.684 Uh.. 01:05:57.454 --> 01:05:58.420 What does he need it for? 01:05:58.422 --> 01:05:59.688 Oh, Jesus Christ. 01:05:59.690 --> 01:06:01.389 He wants to post a photo 01:06:01.391 --> 01:06:04.159 of us from last night. Who gives a fuck? 01:06:04.161 --> 01:06:05.961 Dan, you're not the gatekeeper of the Facebook page. 01:06:05.963 --> 01:06:07.462 Please give him the password. 01:06:07.464 --> 01:06:09.731 Oliver is not a committee member, Lucy. 01:06:09.733 --> 01:06:12.467 Yeah, but Craig is. But he's just gonna give it to him, Jerry. 01:06:12.469 --> 01:06:14.169 No, I won't give it to him. 01:06:14.171 --> 01:06:16.037 Because I can only give it to people 01:06:16.039 --> 01:06:17.439 who are on the committee. 01:06:19.376 --> 01:06:22.377 Okay, everyone heard him say that. 01:06:22.379 --> 01:06:23.611 You're on record. 01:06:25.215 --> 01:06:26.648 Uh.. 01:06:26.650 --> 01:06:28.016 [sighs] 01:06:28.018 --> 01:06:29.684 Okay, fine. 01:06:31.221 --> 01:06:34.089 R...E.. 01:06:34.091 --> 01:06:37.025 ...U... N.. 01:06:37.027 --> 01:06:38.593 ...I.. 01:06:39.396 --> 01:06:41.730 ...O.. 01:06:41.732 --> 01:06:44.165 ...N. It's reunion? 01:06:44.167 --> 01:06:46.234 With three exclaims on the end. 01:06:46.236 --> 01:06:47.335 Good password. 01:06:47.337 --> 01:06:49.237 Randy, come take a look. 01:06:52.042 --> 01:06:53.208 [laughing] 01:06:53.210 --> 01:06:55.243 Oh, look. He's doing it. 01:06:55.245 --> 01:06:57.245 Uh, no, we're talking about something else entirely. 01:06:57.247 --> 01:06:58.780 Oh, really? What are you talking about? 01:06:58.782 --> 01:07:00.782 Just give me a second. 01:07:00.784 --> 01:07:02.017 Wish I had Facebook. 01:07:02.019 --> 01:07:03.284 [laughing] 01:07:03.286 --> 01:07:04.452 Me too. 01:07:05.622 --> 01:07:07.789 Okay, you know what? 01:07:07.791 --> 01:07:12.093 This has gone off the rails and, uh, what are we doing? 01:07:12.095 --> 01:07:15.130 We're giving passwords to non-committee members 01:07:15.132 --> 01:07:17.799 we're letting them upload unauthorized photos. 01:07:17.801 --> 01:07:19.200 Dan, I'm gonna ask you to calm down. 01:07:19.202 --> 01:07:21.636 Lucy, I'm totally calm. 01:07:21.638 --> 01:07:25.740 What the fuck is going on here? This is ridiculous. Okay? 01:07:25.742 --> 01:07:28.810 It's one guy and we're gonna build the whole fucking thing around him? 01:07:28.812 --> 01:07:30.228 It was your idea. What the fuck? 01:07:30.229 --> 01:07:31.645 Wha... wha... what the fuck do you care? 01:07:31.648 --> 01:07:35.116 Renina, you never ever talk, and now you pipe in? 01:07:35.118 --> 01:07:37.419 She's right, Dan. We... Okay, so what? 01:07:37.421 --> 01:07:39.587 So I made a mistake. Am I not allowed to make a mistake? 01:07:39.589 --> 01:07:42.490 Am I not human? This reunion is for everybody. 01:07:42.492 --> 01:07:46.127 It's for all of us! Not just him! 01:07:46.129 --> 01:07:48.263 God! 01:07:48.265 --> 01:07:50.698 [sighs] 01:07:50.700 --> 01:07:52.133 [laughs] 01:07:54.204 --> 01:07:56.704 Okay. Announcement. 01:07:58.642 --> 01:08:00.608 I think I'm out, guys. 01:08:00.610 --> 01:08:04.145 Alright, man. No, I mean, out out. 01:08:04.147 --> 01:08:05.246 No, we get it. We know what you meant. 01:08:05.248 --> 01:08:06.548 You know, it's honestly fine. 01:08:06.550 --> 01:08:08.650 I mean, all the work's done, so.. 01:08:08.652 --> 01:08:11.086 Okay. 01:08:11.088 --> 01:08:12.153 Anyway.. 01:08:13.857 --> 01:08:16.724 [Ace Of Base singing "Don't Turn Around"] 01:08:16.726 --> 01:08:18.693 What that? Yeah, look, and then. 01:08:18.695 --> 01:08:19.727 [laughing] 01:08:21.565 --> 01:08:23.398 Is there a picture of just me and him? 01:08:23.400 --> 01:08:27.102 ♪ If you wanna leave ♪ 01:08:27.104 --> 01:08:30.538 ♪ I won't beg you to stay ♪ 01:08:34.444 --> 01:08:37.212 ♪ And if you gotta go darling ♪ 01:08:38.682 --> 01:08:40.682 ♪ Maybe it's better that way ♪♪ 01:08:43.487 --> 01:08:44.069 [knock on door] 01:08:44.070 --> 01:08:45.070 Hey, Daniel. Hey, Bill. 01:08:45.589 --> 01:08:46.754 [music stops] 01:08:46.756 --> 01:08:48.456 Are you okay? 01:08:48.458 --> 01:08:50.458 A lot of stuff, Bill. 01:08:50.460 --> 01:08:54.429 Yeah, well, I hate to pile on more, but, um, we got a problem 01:08:54.431 --> 01:08:59.200 because I am... I am 90% sure 01:08:59.202 --> 01:09:01.870 that this is not the guy we met with. 01:09:01.872 --> 01:09:04.339 And I do not know what is going on. 01:09:04.341 --> 01:09:06.875 But I think we're being duped in some way. 01:09:06.877 --> 01:09:08.543 And see w.. 01:09:08.545 --> 01:09:10.745 ...when I click this like Steve said 01:09:10.747 --> 01:09:12.647 the picture stays the same. 01:09:12.649 --> 01:09:14.215 Now, if I could enlarge this 01:09:14.217 --> 01:09:15.550 then we would know who this is. 01:09:15.552 --> 01:09:17.485 But I... I can't.. 01:09:17.487 --> 01:09:19.521 I don't know. There's no way to enlarge this. 01:09:19.523 --> 01:09:22.157 Yeah, there's no way to enlarge it. 01:09:22.159 --> 01:09:23.591 Right? 01:09:23.593 --> 01:09:24.893 [sighs] 01:09:24.895 --> 01:09:25.895 Fuck. 01:09:27.230 --> 01:09:28.329 Maybe if I hit this. 01:09:28.331 --> 01:09:29.797 [laptop keys clacking] 01:09:29.799 --> 01:09:30.832 No. 01:09:32.202 --> 01:09:33.735 [laptop keys clacking] 01:09:35.238 --> 01:09:36.871 Bill. Yeah. 01:09:37.807 --> 01:09:39.908 There is a way to enlarge it. 01:09:43.880 --> 01:09:45.680 That's not him. 01:09:45.682 --> 01:09:47.482 No. It isn't. 01:09:48.852 --> 01:09:51.653 And Google is a great way to search for stuff. 01:09:51.655 --> 01:09:53.955 It's actually the best engine out there. 01:09:53.957 --> 01:09:55.490 What? 01:09:58.228 --> 01:10:01.429 And you can add someone to an email chain at any point. 01:10:01.431 --> 01:10:03.932 It's so easy. 01:10:03.934 --> 01:10:05.400 Daniel, what's going on? 01:10:07.437 --> 01:10:08.603 I lied to you. 01:10:10.574 --> 01:10:11.839 There's no deal in LA. 01:10:13.543 --> 01:10:15.677 Kent Drazen isn't real. 01:10:17.814 --> 01:10:21.249 The guy you met, his name is Oliver Lawless. 01:10:21.251 --> 01:10:23.718 And he was the coolest guy in my high school and.. 01:10:25.455 --> 01:10:26.888 ...I just wanted to go out there 01:10:26.890 --> 01:10:28.930 and convince him to come to the reunion. 01:10:30.794 --> 01:10:33.261 You faked a deal? 01:10:33.263 --> 01:10:36.864 So you could... take a trip to LA? 01:10:36.866 --> 01:10:40.335 Why didn't you just buy a ticket and go on the weekend? 01:10:40.337 --> 01:10:43.338 Yeah. Yeah. 01:10:43.340 --> 01:10:46.708 In retrospect, that would have been a lot easier. 01:10:46.710 --> 01:10:49.677 But I needed an excuse for my wife, so.. 01:10:49.679 --> 01:10:51.946 Okay. I got you. 01:10:51.948 --> 01:10:53.982 So couldn't you have just told her 01:10:53.984 --> 01:10:56.684 it was a business trip and.. 01:10:56.686 --> 01:10:58.786 ...and left me out of it? 01:10:58.788 --> 01:11:01.022 I could have. I could have. 01:11:01.024 --> 01:11:03.291 I could have done that. 01:11:03.293 --> 01:11:04.525 [sighs] 01:11:04.527 --> 01:11:05.593 Actually, I'm not sure 01:11:05.595 --> 01:11:07.528 why I didn't. 01:11:07.530 --> 01:11:08.730 [sighs] 01:11:12.302 --> 01:11:14.569 So what now? 01:11:14.571 --> 01:11:17.505 I mean, I assume I'm fired. 01:11:17.507 --> 01:11:18.940 Fired from what? 01:11:20.477 --> 01:11:23.511 I don't even know if we have a company anymore? 01:11:23.513 --> 01:11:24.746 Right. 01:11:27.317 --> 01:11:29.784 I spent so much money.. 01:11:29.786 --> 01:11:32.520 I know, right. Right. 01:11:34.024 --> 01:11:35.523 I don't know what to say, Bill. 01:11:35.525 --> 01:11:37.725 I mean, I'm so sorry. 01:11:37.727 --> 01:11:40.295 I never meant for it to go this far. 01:11:44.434 --> 01:11:47.302 You know what's funny? 01:11:47.304 --> 01:11:49.837 I actually liked Drazen. 01:11:52.008 --> 01:11:53.708 I did too. 01:11:53.710 --> 01:11:54.909 Yeah, you know it just felt good, you know 01:11:54.911 --> 01:11:57.011 chasing the big fish again, you know. 01:11:58.915 --> 01:12:01.015 He liked you, Bill. 01:12:01.017 --> 01:12:02.583 That was real. 01:12:04.688 --> 01:12:06.688 It wasn't real. 01:12:09.326 --> 01:12:13.027 Well, right, I mean he wasn't really Drazen, but.. 01:12:13.029 --> 01:12:15.463 Did you get him? 01:12:15.465 --> 01:12:16.698 Who? 01:12:16.700 --> 01:12:18.733 Your friend, Lawless. 01:12:20.036 --> 01:12:21.969 I got him. 01:12:23.807 --> 01:12:25.473 Good. 01:12:25.475 --> 01:12:28.076 Bill... are we cool? 01:12:31.948 --> 01:12:33.915 Have fun at the reunion, Daniel. 01:12:37.087 --> 01:12:39.087 [Erasure singing "A Little Respect"] 01:12:41.925 --> 01:12:45.626 ♪ I try to discover ♪ 01:12:45.628 --> 01:12:50.565 ♪ A little something to make me sweeter ♪ 01:12:50.567 --> 01:12:51.833 ♪ Oh baby refrain.. ♪ 01:12:57.907 --> 01:12:59.674 Ready? 01:12:59.676 --> 01:13:00.942 Yep. 01:13:02.512 --> 01:13:05.113 ♪ I'll be forever blue ♪ 01:13:07.450 --> 01:13:09.550 ♪ That you give me no reason ♪ 01:13:09.552 --> 01:13:12.520 ♪ Why you're making me work so hard ♪ 01:13:12.522 --> 01:13:13.554 ♪ That you give me no.. ♪♪ 01:13:13.556 --> 01:13:16.023 Dan, this is gorgeous. 01:13:17.694 --> 01:13:19.927 Stacey Poster. 01:13:19.929 --> 01:13:22.897 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 01:13:22.899 --> 01:13:25.867 Wendy Fleur. How are you? 01:13:25.869 --> 01:13:28.636 I'm good. Um, it's actually, uh, Stacey Landsman now. 01:13:28.638 --> 01:13:29.871 You remember Dan? 01:13:31.574 --> 01:13:33.441 Hi, Wendy. 01:13:33.443 --> 01:13:35.543 Hi. 01:13:35.545 --> 01:13:37.979 Math, Spanish and chemistry. 01:13:39.449 --> 01:13:40.481 Oh. 01:13:42.952 --> 01:13:43.985 I'm gonna go get some drinks. 01:13:43.987 --> 01:13:45.186 Oh, okay. Perfect. 01:13:45.188 --> 01:13:46.654 Thanks. Just a white wine. 01:13:46.656 --> 01:13:48.790 Yeah, um, two. 01:13:48.792 --> 01:13:51.592 [instrumental music] 01:13:55.999 --> 01:13:57.965 [music continues] 01:13:57.967 --> 01:14:00.435 Yeah, Lawless crew. 01:14:00.437 --> 01:14:01.636 [laughs] 01:14:02.605 --> 01:14:03.805 Hey. 01:14:07.143 --> 01:14:09.744 Dan. Dale Harken. 01:14:09.746 --> 01:14:12.013 What's up, buddy? We're gonna be seeing you next week, right? 01:14:12.015 --> 01:14:14.982 Hey, I hear big things are happening over there. 01:14:14.984 --> 01:14:17.452 You know, uh, Sherman tried to FaceTime me the other day. 01:14:17.454 --> 01:14:19.620 I didn't even know the old man had a phone. 01:14:19.622 --> 01:14:21.756 Yeah. 01:14:21.758 --> 01:14:23.591 Hey, did I, uh.. 01:14:23.593 --> 01:14:25.726 ...did I hear right? 01:14:25.728 --> 01:14:27.728 You got Lawless here? 01:14:27.730 --> 01:14:29.797 Yeah, I might have had somethin' to do with that. 01:14:29.799 --> 01:14:31.566 Nice job, dude. 01:14:32.502 --> 01:14:33.868 Oh, man. 01:14:33.870 --> 01:14:35.770 Hey, not to sound gay or anything 01:14:35.772 --> 01:14:38.539 but I always thought he was just the shit. 01:14:40.543 --> 01:14:43.244 Like I would've done anything to have been his friend, you know? 01:14:48.518 --> 01:14:49.250 Yeah. 01:14:49.251 --> 01:14:51.251 Anyway, let's get fucked up, right? 01:14:53.756 --> 01:14:55.156 Yeah. 01:14:55.157 --> 01:14:57.157 [Inxs singing "Never Tear Us Apart"] 01:15:08.071 --> 01:15:10.104 ♪ Don't ask me ♪ 01:15:11.708 --> 01:15:13.741 ♪ What you know is true ♪ 01:15:15.078 --> 01:15:17.044 ♪ Don't have to tell you ♪ 01:15:19.516 --> 01:15:21.182 ♪ I love your precious.. ♪ 01:15:21.184 --> 01:15:22.817 Hey, Dan. 01:15:22.819 --> 01:15:25.620 Hey, fuckin' A, guys, you did it. 01:15:26.689 --> 01:15:28.556 ♪ I was standing ♪ 01:15:30.527 --> 01:15:31.859 ♪ You were there ♪ 01:15:33.162 --> 01:15:36.998 ♪ Two worlds collided ♪ 01:15:37.000 --> 01:15:40.868 ♪ And they could never tear us apart ♪ 01:15:44.774 --> 01:15:47.575 [instrumental music] 01:15:52.315 --> 01:15:54.115 ♪ We could live ♪ 01:15:56.052 --> 01:15:58.152 ♪ For a thousand years ♪ 01:15:59.289 --> 01:16:01.722 ♪ But if I hurt you ♪ 01:16:03.626 --> 01:16:07.695 ♪ I'd make wine from your tears ♪ 01:16:07.697 --> 01:16:09.196 ♪ I told you ♪ 01:16:10.967 --> 01:16:13.234 ♪ That we could fly ♪ 01:16:14.938 --> 01:16:17.171 ♪ 'Cause we all have wings ♪ 01:16:18.908 --> 01:16:22.577 ♪ But some of us don't know why ♪ 01:16:25.982 --> 01:16:28.115 ♪ I was standing ♪ 01:16:29.786 --> 01:16:31.852 ♪ You were there ♪♪ 01:16:35.592 --> 01:16:38.192 [indistinct singing] 01:16:44.601 --> 01:16:46.000 How you doin'? 01:16:46.002 --> 01:16:47.735 I'm fucking great. 01:16:47.737 --> 01:16:49.704 How are you doin'? 01:16:49.706 --> 01:16:50.838 Smoking? 01:16:50.840 --> 01:16:52.607 You know, whatever, I smoke 01:16:52.609 --> 01:16:54.609 when I drink, sometimes I'll have a smoke. 01:16:54.611 --> 01:16:57.144 What... what's the big deal? 01:16:57.146 --> 01:16:59.280 Are you okay? I'm fucking great. 01:16:59.282 --> 01:17:01.682 It's a party. You know what? I'm partyin'. 01:17:01.684 --> 01:17:03.284 Just loosen the fuck up. 01:17:04.988 --> 01:17:07.054 Who are you right now? 01:17:07.056 --> 01:17:08.956 You're wasted! 01:17:08.958 --> 01:17:11.692 You're obsessed with Oliver. 01:17:11.694 --> 01:17:14.028 Wearin' the same underwear as him. 01:17:19.268 --> 01:17:22.069 How do you know what kind of underwear he wears? 01:17:27.977 --> 01:17:30.211 You fuckin' him? What? 01:17:33.182 --> 01:17:35.816 I did his laundry, Dan. 01:17:35.818 --> 01:17:38.419 [indistinct singing] 01:17:41.924 --> 01:17:43.724 [music continues] 01:17:44.961 --> 01:17:46.093 [door closes] 01:17:48.665 --> 01:17:49.665 [groans] 01:18:00.343 --> 01:18:02.943 Dan. Jerry. 01:18:02.945 --> 01:18:05.980 Was that cocaine? Come here. 01:18:05.982 --> 01:18:09.717 Okay. Jerry, Jerry, Jerry. 01:18:09.719 --> 01:18:11.719 Let me ask you somethin'. How about this? 01:18:11.721 --> 01:18:13.087 D-Nice. What? 01:18:13.089 --> 01:18:14.922 Have people just call me that from now on? 01:18:14.924 --> 01:18:17.291 Uh, I don't know. 01:18:17.293 --> 01:18:19.860 It feels forced. It's a little bit forced. 01:18:19.862 --> 01:18:21.395 That's what I was thinkin' too. 01:18:21.397 --> 01:18:23.297 Okay, come on, give me some options. 01:18:23.299 --> 01:18:25.249 Pitch me out some new ones. I don't know. 01:18:25.250 --> 01:18:27.200 You just have to find what works for you, you know? 01:18:27.203 --> 01:18:29.236 Like me, it's... it's J-Dawg. It's obvious. 01:18:29.238 --> 01:18:30.337 Fuck. 01:18:35.111 --> 01:18:37.151 You've got it all figured out, don't you? 01:18:39.182 --> 01:18:40.782 Don't you? Uh.. 01:18:41.984 --> 01:18:44.018 I don't know. I don't think. 01:18:45.855 --> 01:18:48.289 You have such an easy life, J-Dawg. 01:18:50.493 --> 01:18:51.959 Let's go back to the party, okay? 01:18:51.961 --> 01:18:54.261 Yeah, let's get back in. 01:18:54.263 --> 01:18:56.731 J-Dawg wants back in. 01:18:56.733 --> 01:18:57.932 [laughing] 01:18:57.934 --> 01:18:59.033 Why wouldn't he? 01:18:59.035 --> 01:19:00.067 [door opens] 01:19:02.271 --> 01:19:05.272 [instrumental music] 01:19:06.943 --> 01:19:08.442 Whoo-hoo! 01:19:08.444 --> 01:19:10.444 Holly James! 01:19:10.446 --> 01:19:12.847 Lovebirds back together. 01:19:12.849 --> 01:19:14.448 Who is this guy? You alright, Dan? 01:19:14.450 --> 01:19:16.016 [mumbles] 01:19:16.018 --> 01:19:17.985 Is that it? You're not gonna say hi? 01:19:17.987 --> 01:19:20.321 You're here because of me and you're not gonna say hi? 01:19:20.323 --> 01:19:21.856 That's pretty fuckin' rude. 01:19:21.858 --> 01:19:23.991 Why don't you go sit down for a little bit, buddy? 01:19:23.993 --> 01:19:25.993 How was Craig's house? 01:19:25.995 --> 01:19:28.195 Bye, Dan. 01:19:28.197 --> 01:19:30.831 You're gonna fuck that pussy? 01:19:30.833 --> 01:19:33.501 That tight puss? He said you have one. 01:19:33.503 --> 01:19:36.003 Probably not anymore though, right? 01:19:36.005 --> 01:19:39.373 Probably gotten a little loose. Alright, let's go. 01:19:39.375 --> 01:19:40.941 What are you doin'? Excuse us for a sec. 01:19:40.943 --> 01:19:42.176 Where are we goin'? Are you gonna.. 01:19:42.178 --> 01:19:44.145 We're gonna go talk over there? Ow! 01:19:44.147 --> 01:19:46.313 Why do you gotta squeeze so hard, huh? 01:19:46.315 --> 01:19:48.516 Ah! 01:19:48.518 --> 01:19:50.417 What are you doin'? What are you doin'? 01:19:50.419 --> 01:19:51.919 What's happening? 01:19:51.921 --> 01:19:53.254 I mean, we.. 01:19:53.256 --> 01:19:55.389 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 01:19:55.391 --> 01:19:57.191 Can we.. 01:19:57.193 --> 01:19:59.059 Can we start over? Let's just start over. 01:19:59.061 --> 01:20:01.061 Start what over? 01:20:01.063 --> 01:20:02.429 Hey. 01:20:02.431 --> 01:20:04.198 I'm Dan Landsman. 01:20:04.200 --> 01:20:07.835 We went to high school and never had sex with each other. 01:20:07.837 --> 01:20:09.236 Dan, go home. 01:20:09.238 --> 01:20:12.106 What? No, no, no. Come on. 01:20:12.108 --> 01:20:14.275 Wait. Wait, what.. 01:20:14.277 --> 01:20:17.344 Why can't we just talk? There's nothin' to talk about, Dan. 01:20:17.346 --> 01:20:20.181 Oh, really? 'Cause I think there is stuff to talk about. 01:20:20.183 --> 01:20:22.316 Why won't you talk to me? 01:20:22.318 --> 01:20:24.418 Talk to me, Oliver! 01:20:32.895 --> 01:20:35.196 Okay. 01:20:35.198 --> 01:20:36.530 What do you wanna talk about, Dan? 01:20:36.532 --> 01:20:38.265 You know what I wanna talk about. Yeah? 01:20:38.267 --> 01:20:40.234 And what do you wanna hear? Huh? 01:20:41.938 --> 01:20:43.437 You wanna hear that I wanna be with you? 01:20:43.439 --> 01:20:45.306 What, Oliver, wait, why did the music stop? 01:20:45.308 --> 01:20:47.274 Would that do it for you, Dan? Tell me. 01:20:47.276 --> 01:20:49.176 You wanna hear that I can't stop thinkin' about when we fucked? 01:20:49.178 --> 01:20:50.845 No, no. Outside. 01:20:50.847 --> 01:20:52.246 That I'm rock hard right now 01:20:52.248 --> 01:20:54.248 just thinkin' about it? How's that? 01:20:56.085 --> 01:21:00.087 Oh, Dan, I can't wait to get my dick back in your mouth. 01:21:00.089 --> 01:21:03.257 I'm so dying to make you come, since you didn't last time. 01:21:03.259 --> 01:21:05.159 How's that? Maybe that's what you're lookin' for. 01:21:05.161 --> 01:21:07.261 Oliver... No, no, no, let's fuckin' talk, man! 01:21:07.263 --> 01:21:09.563 You wanted to do this. Let's talk. 01:21:09.565 --> 01:21:10.865 Let's get some closure. 01:21:12.902 --> 01:21:14.535 How do we end this? 01:21:16.372 --> 01:21:17.938 How's this? 01:21:20.209 --> 01:21:21.542 It meant nothing to me. 01:21:24.080 --> 01:21:26.413 You weren't even a blip on my fuckin' radar. 01:21:41.030 --> 01:21:42.496 Goddammit, Dan. 01:21:44.133 --> 01:21:45.432 Jesus Christ. 01:21:49.405 --> 01:21:52.406 [indistinct chatter] 01:22:02.251 --> 01:22:04.451 [car engine revving] 01:22:21.337 --> 01:22:22.369 [grunts] 01:22:26.509 --> 01:22:27.541 [exhales] 01:22:39.188 --> 01:22:40.188 [baby cooing] 01:22:45.194 --> 01:22:47.394 Dan. 01:22:47.396 --> 01:22:49.063 I need you to take Zach to school. 01:22:49.065 --> 01:22:50.431 I'm on it. 01:22:51.167 --> 01:22:52.633 I'll just.. 01:22:52.635 --> 01:22:53.968 [door closes] 01:22:55.371 --> 01:22:56.570 [sighs] 01:23:08.017 --> 01:23:09.516 So, uh.. 01:23:09.518 --> 01:23:12.987 ...how was your... three-way? 01:23:12.989 --> 01:23:15.255 Didn't happen. 01:23:15.257 --> 01:23:17.658 Oh, damn. It was a prank. 01:23:17.660 --> 01:23:20.461 No, dad. It just wasn't me. 01:23:37.079 --> 01:23:39.480 Look, I know.. 01:23:39.482 --> 01:23:41.348 ...I've been a little absent lately. 01:23:41.350 --> 01:23:44.685 You've tried to talk to me about this stuff.. 01:23:44.687 --> 01:23:48.155 I just want you to know, you can talk to me about whatever. 01:23:48.157 --> 01:23:50.657 And I wanna talk to you about some things. 01:23:52.094 --> 01:23:54.128 Like how you had sex with Oliver? 01:23:54.130 --> 01:23:55.729 [school bell rings] 01:23:57.433 --> 01:23:58.499 [Dan sighs] 01:23:58.501 --> 01:23:59.767 You heard. 01:24:01.604 --> 01:24:04.505 How did it even... I don't know, buddy. 01:24:04.507 --> 01:24:07.174 We were out in Los Angeles, one thing led to another. 01:24:07.176 --> 01:24:10.377 I mean, you know, these things happen. 01:24:10.379 --> 01:24:12.546 They do? Yeah, you'll see. 01:24:12.548 --> 01:24:16.216 When you're older, a lot of different factors come into play. 01:24:16.218 --> 01:24:19.153 I mean, a lot of it had to with.. 01:24:27.530 --> 01:24:29.530 Dad, are y... you okay? 01:24:29.532 --> 01:24:32.533 [Dan crying] 01:24:34.370 --> 01:24:36.670 It's... it's okay. 01:24:36.672 --> 01:24:38.405 It'll be okay. 01:24:38.407 --> 01:24:40.507 Uh, I fucked up. 01:24:41.377 --> 01:24:43.510 I really fucked up. 01:24:43.512 --> 01:24:45.813 Mommy hates me. 01:24:45.815 --> 01:24:48.248 I don't think she hates you. I just think maybe... 01:24:48.250 --> 01:24:49.783 She does. 01:24:49.785 --> 01:24:51.852 Maybe she's just weirded out. 01:24:53.756 --> 01:24:55.422 Are you? 01:24:55.424 --> 01:24:57.524 I mean, yeah. It's messed up. 01:24:57.526 --> 01:25:00.127 Well, what do I do? I don't know. 01:25:00.129 --> 01:25:01.662 Figure it out with mom? 01:25:01.664 --> 01:25:03.230 Will you come with me? 01:25:03.232 --> 01:25:04.465 I have school. 01:25:06.802 --> 01:25:07.267 [Dan sighs] 01:25:07.268 --> 01:25:07.733 I'm gonna get a lot of shit today 01:25:07.736 --> 01:25:09.403 and I just have to deal with it. 01:25:09.405 --> 01:25:10.571 So do you. 01:25:16.512 --> 01:25:18.378 [school bell rings] 01:25:21.450 --> 01:25:22.549 Hey, babe. 01:25:24.753 --> 01:25:26.887 Hey, Mr. Landsman. Hey, Heather. 01:25:26.889 --> 01:25:28.589 Heard about last night. 01:25:28.591 --> 01:25:30.224 Oh, you did? Great. 01:25:30.226 --> 01:25:31.391 Well, it's pretty epic. 01:25:31.393 --> 01:25:33.293 It's all over Facebook. 01:25:33.295 --> 01:25:35.162 It is? 01:25:35.164 --> 01:25:37.297 Yeah, you're fucked up, dude. 01:25:37.299 --> 01:25:38.665 I like it. 01:25:38.667 --> 01:25:40.267 Oh. 01:25:40.269 --> 01:25:42.202 Yeah. Thanks. 01:25:43.272 --> 01:25:44.438 Yeah. 01:25:48.344 --> 01:25:51.145 [instrumental music] 01:25:52.715 --> 01:25:54.681 [engine revving] 01:25:54.683 --> 01:25:57.684 [music continues] 01:26:02.258 --> 01:26:03.724 It was so awesome havin' you here, man. 01:26:03.726 --> 01:26:04.825 What a great weekend. 01:26:04.827 --> 01:26:06.193 Hey, it was weird all that 01:26:06.195 --> 01:26:07.694 shit you blasted Dan with last night 01:26:07.696 --> 01:26:10.197 in front of everybody, but, you know.. 01:26:10.199 --> 01:26:11.865 ...classic Lawless. 01:26:11.867 --> 01:26:14.601 Thanks for the material. That stuff's gonna last us for years. 01:26:14.603 --> 01:26:16.236 For years. Yeah. 01:26:17.306 --> 01:26:18.605 Guys. 01:26:18.607 --> 01:26:19.873 Oh, buddy. 01:26:22.178 --> 01:26:23.443 I could've fucked either one of you. 01:26:23.445 --> 01:26:24.878 Mm-hmm. 01:26:24.880 --> 01:26:27.614 At any point. Uh.. 01:26:27.616 --> 01:26:29.550 But I didn't. Uh.. 01:26:30.719 --> 01:26:32.419 Why is that? 01:26:36.559 --> 01:26:38.559 Alright, fellas. 01:26:38.561 --> 01:26:41.562 [instrumental music] 01:27:06.589 --> 01:27:09.590 [music continues] 01:27:21.870 --> 01:27:23.403 [door squeaking] 01:27:32.481 --> 01:27:35.282 [indistinct chatter] 01:27:36.652 --> 01:27:37.851 [dog barking] 01:27:39.255 --> 01:27:41.855 [indistinct chatter] 01:27:44.593 --> 01:27:47.461 So there were buttons on that shirt when I bought it. 01:27:49.798 --> 01:27:51.698 And I yelled at that manager.. 01:27:53.836 --> 01:27:55.636 ...for no reason. 01:27:57.439 --> 01:27:58.772 Yeah. 01:28:00.676 --> 01:28:03.277 How did the buttons come off the shirt, Dan? 01:28:05.447 --> 01:28:07.547 He ripped 'em off. 01:28:08.884 --> 01:28:10.384 Hmm. 01:28:10.386 --> 01:28:11.585 Yeah. 01:28:19.495 --> 01:28:21.428 Stace, I'm not.. 01:28:23.799 --> 01:28:26.366 So, what was it, Dan? Can you please explain it to me? 01:28:26.368 --> 01:28:28.802 I wish I could. I don't... I don't... I.. 01:28:30.639 --> 01:28:33.373 If you had asked me two weeks ago 01:28:33.375 --> 01:28:35.309 what the odds of this happening... 01:28:35.311 --> 01:28:37.010 Oh, my God. Stop. 01:28:39.948 --> 01:28:41.782 I'm just tryin' to talk about it. 01:28:41.784 --> 01:28:43.850 I mean... I mean... I, to deal with it. 01:28:43.852 --> 01:28:46.019 You know? I mean, because we have to. 01:28:46.989 --> 01:28:48.388 Right? 01:28:51.894 --> 01:28:52.926 [doorbell rings] 01:28:52.928 --> 01:28:54.061 Fuck! 01:28:54.063 --> 01:28:55.495 [sniffles] 01:28:58.701 --> 01:29:01.702 [instrumental music] 01:29:08.043 --> 01:29:09.343 [Stacey sighs] 01:29:10.913 --> 01:29:13.113 Is this a bad time? 01:29:13.115 --> 01:29:15.982 Um.. What are you doin' here? 01:29:15.984 --> 01:29:18.452 I was just headin' out and, uh.. 01:29:20.089 --> 01:29:23.857 ...I don't know, I kinda feel like I needed to apologize. 01:29:23.859 --> 01:29:26.560 I said some things... Yeah, we heard them. 01:29:26.562 --> 01:29:29.029 Look, Stace, you gotta know.. 01:29:30.132 --> 01:29:32.566 ...I did this. Not Dan. 01:29:33.502 --> 01:29:35.135 It was all me. 01:29:35.137 --> 01:29:37.217 Is that supposed to make me feel better? 01:29:38.640 --> 01:29:40.674 Well, can I at least come in? 01:29:40.676 --> 01:29:41.975 I'll come out. 01:29:43.412 --> 01:29:44.811 It's okay. 01:29:48.050 --> 01:29:50.016 [door creaks] 01:29:50.018 --> 01:29:51.018 [door closes] 01:30:02.498 --> 01:30:04.765 Dude, listen to me. 01:30:04.767 --> 01:30:07.534 Last night, rippin' you to shreds like that.. 01:30:07.536 --> 01:30:09.102 It was.. 01:30:09.104 --> 01:30:11.805 It must've been embarrassing for ya. 01:30:11.807 --> 01:30:13.039 I'm sorry. 01:30:13.041 --> 01:30:14.441 Well.. 01:30:14.443 --> 01:30:15.909 ...thanks for saying that. 01:30:17.646 --> 01:30:20.180 In LA.. 01:30:20.182 --> 01:30:22.262 ...I treated you like a piece of meat, man. 01:30:23.152 --> 01:30:24.718 It wasn't right. Yeah. 01:30:24.720 --> 01:30:26.453 Uh.. 01:30:26.455 --> 01:30:27.821 ...thanks for that as well. 01:30:27.823 --> 01:30:29.990 I don't wanna be doin' that. 01:30:29.992 --> 01:30:31.425 You know, I don't wanna be that guy. 01:30:31.427 --> 01:30:33.026 Yeah, I don't wanna be the guy I was 01:30:33.028 --> 01:30:34.028 in that scenario. 01:30:38.534 --> 01:30:40.066 It's just you put me up on this pedestal, you know? 01:30:40.068 --> 01:30:42.569 It was like.. 01:30:42.571 --> 01:30:44.738 I don't know, it was a lot of pressure to deal with. Huh? 01:30:44.740 --> 01:30:47.100 It kinda made me feel like I needed to play the part. 01:30:48.143 --> 01:30:49.876 Didn't wanna let you down. 01:30:49.878 --> 01:30:51.845 "Play the part?" 01:30:54.650 --> 01:30:55.916 Dan.. 01:30:58.120 --> 01:31:00.787 ...you gotta open your eyes, man. 01:31:00.789 --> 01:31:02.122 I'm a mess. 01:31:02.124 --> 01:31:03.924 That Banana Boat spot.. 01:31:03.926 --> 01:31:05.025 ...it's pathetic. 01:31:05.027 --> 01:31:06.693 That's a national spot. 01:31:06.695 --> 01:31:10.163 Ah, you saw my apartment, man, I'm broke as shit. 01:31:10.165 --> 01:31:13.066 I don't know fuckin' Dermot Mulroney. 01:31:13.068 --> 01:31:14.901 But I saw you guys. 01:31:14.903 --> 01:31:16.770 I mean, he's a super down-to-earth dude. 01:31:16.772 --> 01:31:18.705 He's fucking normal as hell, but.. 01:31:18.707 --> 01:31:20.807 ...he didn't have a clue who I was. 01:31:20.809 --> 01:31:22.609 Because we'd never met. 01:31:28.183 --> 01:31:29.783 I'm nothing, man. 01:31:30.953 --> 01:31:33.119 I peaked in the 11th grade. 01:31:35.991 --> 01:31:38.058 Hang on one second. 01:31:39.561 --> 01:31:41.027 [instrumental music] 01:31:41.029 --> 01:31:42.062 [honking] 01:31:42.064 --> 01:31:43.663 Hey, Mac. 01:31:43.665 --> 01:31:45.999 Relax, man. I am relaxed. 01:31:46.001 --> 01:31:47.934 You wanna miss your flight, I don't give a fuck. 01:31:47.936 --> 01:31:50.070 It's on you. Your call. 01:31:51.240 --> 01:31:52.539 Yeah. 01:31:55.143 --> 01:31:56.776 What's that? 01:31:58.247 --> 01:31:59.813 It's yours. 01:31:59.815 --> 01:32:01.615 I borrowed it. 01:32:01.617 --> 01:32:03.617 After you fucked me. 01:32:11.159 --> 01:32:13.260 And you probably, uh, don't remember. 01:32:13.262 --> 01:32:16.062 It's just a blip on your radar, but, uh.. 01:32:20.569 --> 01:32:21.868 Keep it. 01:32:25.040 --> 01:32:27.140 You weren't just a blip, Dan. 01:32:28.777 --> 01:32:30.610 Even if I was. 01:32:31.647 --> 01:32:34.247 [instrumental music] 01:32:41.256 --> 01:32:44.257 [music continues] 01:32:46.194 --> 01:32:48.328 Take care of yourself, pal. 01:32:50.098 --> 01:32:52.098 [engine cranking] 01:32:58.173 --> 01:33:01.174 [music continues] 01:33:14.189 --> 01:33:17.023 Dear Grant Barkledge, class of '94. 01:33:18.594 --> 01:33:20.660 Fun times last night. 01:33:20.662 --> 01:33:22.762 Although I do apologize for my personal life 01:33:22.764 --> 01:33:25.131 taking center stage like it did. 01:33:25.133 --> 01:33:27.133 That was unexpected. 01:33:27.135 --> 01:33:29.636 Had a great DJ who, if you ask me 01:33:29.638 --> 01:33:31.204 got unfairly overshadowed. 01:33:31.206 --> 01:33:33.340 Sorry about that, Tyler. 01:33:35.077 --> 01:33:36.910 But it's funny. 01:33:36.912 --> 01:33:39.980 I brought it all on myself. 01:33:39.982 --> 01:33:41.247 I thought if I could deliver 01:33:41.249 --> 01:33:44.684 Oliver Lawless, I'd be a hero. 01:33:44.686 --> 01:33:47.253 Single-handedly saving our reunion. 01:33:50.626 --> 01:33:52.546 But we didn't need him, did we? 01:33:54.896 --> 01:33:57.364 We didn't need the most popular guy from high school. 01:33:58.900 --> 01:34:00.333 We didn't need the face 01:34:00.335 --> 01:34:02.736 of a national Banana Boat campaign. 01:34:04.139 --> 01:34:06.940 We needed a symbol of something more. 01:34:08.844 --> 01:34:10.377 And I for one was ready to risk 01:34:10.379 --> 01:34:13.113 everything I had for the chance to find it. 01:34:15.717 --> 01:34:18.652 But it took all this to make me realize.. 01:34:18.654 --> 01:34:22.422 ...Oliver Lawless was inside me all along. 01:34:22.424 --> 01:34:25.291 There's a Lawless inside all of us. 01:34:27.262 --> 01:34:30.196 Sometimes you just gotta give him a little nudge 01:34:30.198 --> 01:34:32.732 and wake him up. 01:34:32.734 --> 01:34:34.434 After I post this update and leave you all 01:34:34.436 --> 01:34:36.102 ample time to read it 01:34:36.104 --> 01:34:39.339 I will be deactivating this Facebook account. 01:34:39.341 --> 01:34:41.908 For I am the only one in possession 01:34:41.910 --> 01:34:44.811 of the new password. 01:34:44.813 --> 01:34:47.714 But I shall leave you with this. 01:34:47.716 --> 01:34:50.016 Be grateful for what you have 01:34:50.018 --> 01:34:52.952 and you'll end up having more. 01:34:52.954 --> 01:34:55.288 If you concentrate on what you don't have.. 01:34:55.290 --> 01:34:56.923 ...you will never.. 01:34:56.925 --> 01:34:58.425 ...ever.. 01:34:58.427 --> 01:34:59.793 ...have enough. 01:35:01.263 --> 01:35:03.343 That's Oprah Winfrey for you right there. 01:35:04.966 --> 01:35:06.800 Tellin' it like it is. 01:35:09.738 --> 01:35:11.037 Goodbye, old friends. 01:35:12.741 --> 01:35:15.308 I'll see you all on the other side. 01:35:17.179 --> 01:35:19.479 And I will forever be.. 01:35:19.481 --> 01:35:21.748 ...your chairman of the Alumni Committee. 01:35:22.951 --> 01:35:25.752 Daniel Gregory Landsman 01:35:26.421 --> 01:35:28.021 AKA.. 01:35:28.023 --> 01:35:31.024 [intense music] 01:35:33.829 --> 01:35:35.328 ...The D-Train. 01:35:36.264 --> 01:35:37.864 [intense music] 01:35:42.104 --> 01:35:43.770 [instrumental music] 01:35:57.519 --> 01:36:01.788 ♪ If I am you and you are me ♪ 01:36:01.790 --> 01:36:05.825 ♪ Then I know the world will see that ♪ 01:36:05.827 --> 01:36:09.829 ♪ I was weak but now I'm strong ♪ 01:36:09.831 --> 01:36:13.900 ♪ This will be a different song ♪ 01:36:13.902 --> 01:36:15.802 ♪ So here I am ♪ 01:36:15.804 --> 01:36:17.804 ♪ The better man ♪ 01:36:17.806 --> 01:36:21.474 ♪ Not the one you thought I am ♪ 01:36:21.476 --> 01:36:25.812 ♪ And here we are not the same ♪ 01:36:25.814 --> 01:36:29.315 ♪ 'Cause tonight I win this game ♪ 01:36:29.317 --> 01:36:31.951 ♪ So hold me tight ♪ 01:36:33.388 --> 01:36:37.457 ♪ 'Cause a million stars could die tonight ♪ 01:36:37.459 --> 01:36:41.361 ♪ And when they're gone ♪ 01:36:41.363 --> 01:36:45.365 ♪ There'll be nothing for you to wish upon ♪ 01:36:45.367 --> 01:36:50.003 ♪ A million stars depend on us tonight ♪ 01:36:57.879 --> 01:37:01.848 ♪ I count on you you count on me ♪ 01:37:01.850 --> 01:37:05.819 ♪ Just this once please let it be ♪ 01:37:05.821 --> 01:37:09.923 ♪ And catch me if I'm fallin' down ♪ 01:37:09.925 --> 01:37:13.493 ♪ One last chance to wear this crown ♪ 01:37:13.495 --> 01:37:15.595 ♪ There's nothin' left ♪ 01:37:15.597 --> 01:37:17.897 ♪ For me to say ♪ 01:37:17.899 --> 01:37:21.568 ♪ Dreams come true if we pray ♪ 01:37:21.570 --> 01:37:25.572 ♪ I'm reachin' for the Milky Way ♪ 01:37:25.574 --> 01:37:29.242 ♪ A super star is born today ♪ 01:37:29.244 --> 01:37:33.346 ♪ So hold me tight ♪ 01:37:33.348 --> 01:37:37.483 ♪ 'Cause a million stars could die tonight ♪ 01:37:37.485 --> 01:37:41.154 ♪ And when they're gone ♪ 01:37:41.156 --> 01:37:45.425 ♪ There'll be nothing for you to wish upon ♪ 01:37:45.427 --> 01:37:50.230 ♪ A million stars depend on us tonight ♪ 01:37:57.372 --> 01:37:58.605 ♪ So.. ♪ 01:38:01.409 --> 01:38:03.376 ♪ So.. ♪ ♪ So.. ♪ 01:38:05.380 --> 01:38:09.048 ♪ So hold me tight ♪ 01:38:09.050 --> 01:38:13.486 ♪ 'Cause a million stars could die tonight ♪ 01:38:13.488 --> 01:38:17.023 ♪ And when they're gone ♪ 01:38:17.025 --> 01:38:21.394 ♪ There'll be nothin' for you to wish upon ♪ 01:38:21.396 --> 01:38:25.298 ♪ So hold me tight ♪ 01:38:25.300 --> 01:38:29.335 ♪ 'Cause a million stars could die tonight ♪ 01:38:29.337 --> 01:38:33.139 ♪ And when they're gone ♪ 01:38:33.141 --> 01:38:37.610 ♪ There'll be nothin' for you to wish upon ♪ 01:38:37.612 --> 01:38:42.415 ♪ A million stars depend on us tonight ♪ 01:38:46.121 --> 01:38:50.523 ♪ A million stars depend on us tonight ♪ 01:38:53.361 --> 01:38:55.361 ♪ Tonight ♪ 01:38:58.233 --> 01:39:00.233 [instrumental music] 01:39:01.970 --> 01:39:06.572 ♪ A million stars depend on us tonight ♪ 01:39:09.311 --> 01:39:11.311 ♪ Tonight ♪ 01:39:12.347 --> 01:39:15.148 [music continues] 01:39:42.377 --> 01:39:45.178 [music continues]