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WEBVTT - https://subtitletools.com 00:00:53.978 --> 00:01:08.978 Fixed & Synced by bozxphd.Enjoy The Flick 00:01:09.879 --> 00:01:10.755 Cameron! 00:01:17.928 --> 00:01:18.975 Hi. 00:01:19.263 --> 00:01:21.311 My boss is going to kill me for leaving early. 00:01:21.599 --> 00:01:22.646 What is your emergency? 00:01:22.933 --> 00:01:24.355 I Can't believe you brought me out in the rain. 00:01:24.643 --> 00:01:26.361 Oh stop, I love a little summer rain. 00:01:26.645 --> 00:01:28.113 I think it's romantic. 00:01:28.397 --> 00:01:29.740 And what in the world are you talking about? 00:01:30.024 --> 00:01:30.741 I thought you quit the travel agency to 00:01:31.025 --> 00:01:31.992 supervise your remodel? 00:01:32.276 --> 00:01:33.277 Yeah, I did. 00:01:33.569 --> 00:01:34.365 But Owen's out of control and now I'm working 00:01:34.653 --> 00:01:35.996 like a dog to pay for it. 00:01:36.280 --> 00:01:37.907 And Cameron, I Can't tell Ben. 00:01:38.199 --> 00:01:38.950 What's your rush? 00:01:39.241 --> 00:01:40.333 You know the market'll tu rn around. 00:01:40.618 --> 00:01:41.658 There's only one Hamptons. 00:01:41.785 --> 00:01:42.707 Why-why am I here? 00:01:42.995 --> 00:01:44.463 What is your emergency? 00:01:44.747 --> 00:01:46.294 Ok. Um... 00:01:46.582 --> 00:01:49.882 Well, speaking of your Hamptons getaway... 00:01:50.169 --> 00:01:52.547 I need to borrow it. 00:01:52.838 --> 00:01:53.680 Why? 00:01:53.964 --> 00:01:56.433 I'm having a little open house myself. 00:01:56.717 --> 00:01:58.014 But only one guy is coming. 00:01:58.302 --> 00:01:59.224 Read. 00:01:59.511 --> 00:02:01.263 His name is Hugh. 00:02:05.643 --> 00:02:07.520 I mean, she's my future baby mama. Ok? 00:02:07.811 --> 00:02:08.687 I love me my Kate. 00:02:08.979 --> 00:02:11.402 It's not about love. How's your sex life? 00:02:11.690 --> 00:02:13.488 It's uh, it's... 00:02:15.027 --> 00:02:15.744 It's fine. 00:02:16.028 --> 00:02:16.824 My point precisely. 00:02:17.112 --> 00:02:18.152 You've got-fa spice it up! 00:02:18.239 --> 00:02:19.161 By banging other girls? 00:02:19.448 --> 00:02:21.667 No, slow down buddy. You're not there yet. 00:02:22.701 --> 00:02:23.543 Slow down. 00:02:23.827 --> 00:02:27.377 Start by asking Kate for a threesome. 00:02:27.665 --> 00:02:28.665 Are you out of your mind? 00:02:28.707 --> 00:02:29.828 Why not'? You ever have one? 00:02:30.042 --> 00:02:30.759 - No. - Ahh, see. 00:02:31.043 --> 00:02:32.243 Listen, you know I know women. 00:02:32.419 --> 00:02:33.420 You know this. 00:02:33.712 --> 00:02:35.555 You just gotta grow a pair and ask her. 00:02:35.839 --> 00:02:36.806 You know what? 00:02:37.091 --> 00:02:38.183 I'm not even supposed to say this... but Kate 00:02:38.467 --> 00:02:40.890 has asked Cameron about it. 00:02:41.178 --> 00:02:42.771 No, that-don't work me. 00:02:43.055 --> 00:02:44.056 That is bull, ok? 00:02:44.348 --> 00:02:45.645 There are clearcut signs for when a woman 00:02:45.933 --> 00:02:46.980 wants to sleep around. Ok? 00:02:47.268 --> 00:02:47.768 I know this. 00:02:47.935 --> 00:02:48.561 Perfect hair. 00:02:48.852 --> 00:02:49.569 Good panties. 00:02:49.853 --> 00:02:51.133 Night time makeup in the morning. 00:02:51.355 --> 00:02:52.698 Like you Would know good panties. 00:02:53.649 --> 00:02:56.027 I'm just saying if the sex is already boring, 00:02:56.318 --> 00:02:58.036 You're not even married yet... 00:02:58.320 --> 00:03:00.698 Why not throw it out there for the threesome? 00:03:02.157 --> 00:03:03.357 I couldn't handle a threesome. 00:03:04.159 --> 00:03:05.581 I couldn't do it. Honestly. 00:03:05.869 --> 00:03:08.292 I'm just not well versed enough on three-way etiquette. 00:03:08.580 --> 00:03:09.752 I mean where to start. 00:03:10.040 --> 00:03:10.882 What to put where. 00:03:11.166 --> 00:03:12.258 Who to do who first. 00:03:12.543 --> 00:03:13.669 I mean, you know? Am I paying too much attention, 00:03:13.961 --> 00:03:15.361 not enough attention. Who to than k. 00:03:15.504 --> 00:03:16.847 Oh the pressure. 00:03:17.131 --> 00:03:18.303 You thank everybody. 00:03:18.590 --> 00:03:20.217 I Can't believe You're having an affair. 00:03:20.509 --> 00:03:22.102 Not an affair. 00:03:22.386 --> 00:03:22.932 A fling. 00:03:23.220 --> 00:03:23.720 A lark. 00:03:23.929 --> 00:03:24.680 A romp. 00:03:24.972 --> 00:03:25.894 A bootycall. 00:03:26.181 --> 00:03:27.182 A little bump and grind. 00:03:27.474 --> 00:03:28.691 Uh, what about your husband? 00:03:28.976 --> 00:03:30.694 Um, it was Vince's idea. 00:03:30.978 --> 00:03:32.258 You are having an open marriage? 00:03:32.313 --> 00:03:33.610 How come you never told me this? 00:03:33.897 --> 00:03:36.776 Over 50% of marriages fail because of infidelity. 00:03:37.067 --> 00:03:38.319 Right 00:03:38.610 --> 00:03:40.533 so, right before we got married, Vince came up with 10 rules 00:03:40.821 --> 00:03:42.289 to a healthy, open relationship. 00:03:42.573 --> 00:03:43.995 How many men have you been with? 00:03:44.283 --> 00:03:45.626 That way we never end up divorced because of cheating. 00:03:45.909 --> 00:03:47.035 How many? 00:03:47.328 --> 00:03:48.671 Men biologically have the need to spread their seed. 00:03:48.954 --> 00:03:49.515 How many men?! 00:03:49.788 --> 00:03:50.710 It doesn't matter. 00:03:50.998 --> 00:03:52.671 Do you think he will like this? 00:03:52.958 --> 00:03:54.710 It has no zippers or buttons. 00:03:55.002 --> 00:03:56.174 He'll love it. 00:03:56.962 --> 00:03:59.090 Ok, so he made up 10 rules. 00:03:59.381 --> 00:03:59.927 Yeah. 00:04:00.215 --> 00:04:01.467 1. Never go out with an ex. 00:04:01.759 --> 00:04:02.726 Right. 00:04:03.010 --> 00:04:05.763 2. No more than 3 dates with the same person. 00:04:06.055 --> 00:04:10.060 3. No pictures, video, or media yet to be invented 00:04:10.351 --> 00:04:11.273 in perpetuity throughout the universe- 00:04:11.560 --> 00:04:14.063 4. Always an away game. Never on home turf. 00:04:14.355 --> 00:04:15.356 That includes friends and neighbor's beds. 00:04:15.647 --> 00:04:16.022 - Can be a problem. - Yeah. 00:04:16.315 --> 00:04:17.692 - Yeah. - Mmhmm. 00:04:17.983 --> 00:04:20.486 Number 5. Aka the no Marv Albert play by play. 00:04:20.778 --> 00:04:22.872 No announcements. No intros. No details. 00:04:23.155 --> 00:04:25.624 If you see each other in public, you keep walking. 00:04:25.908 --> 00:04:29.378 Hold it, Cami. This is just way too maxim. 00:04:29.661 --> 00:04:32.835 And I don't even read maxim. 00:04:33.791 --> 00:04:34.917 I mean what happened? 00:04:35.209 --> 00:04:36.301 You just woke up one morning and you were like... 00:04:36.585 --> 00:04:39.464 Mm, time for some fresh dick. 00:04:41.298 --> 00:04:42.299 Sorry. 00:04:42.591 --> 00:04:44.192 Number 6. The neighborhood blackout rule. 00:04:44.218 --> 00:04:47.142 Stay away from favorite restaurants, clubs, hangouts. 00:04:47.429 --> 00:04:48.806 7. The group match. 00:04:49.098 --> 00:04:50.378 No more than 5 at a time. 5 only. 00:04:50.641 --> 00:04:51.722 Woah, woah, woah. Time out. 00:04:51.725 --> 00:04:53.086 Flag on the play. Flag on the play. 00:04:53.268 --> 00:04:55.628 What does it matter how many people if You're open about it? 00:04:55.854 --> 00:04:57.574 Well more than 5 people, it becomes an orgy. 00:04:57.856 --> 00:04:58.698 I have standards. 00:04:58.982 --> 00:05:00.422 Yeah, about as high as a limbo stick. 00:05:00.692 --> 00:05:02.911 8. No gifts. Giving or receiving. 00:05:03.195 --> 00:05:05.664 9. No sleeping with friends and family plan. 00:05:05.948 --> 00:05:07.165 That includes second and third cousins- 00:05:07.449 --> 00:05:08.746 oh my God. That is so gross. 00:05:09.034 --> 00:05:11.253 Only you, Vince, Would need a rule like that. 00:05:11.537 --> 00:05:12.218 The number one... 00:05:13.705 --> 00:05:15.628 On the letterman top 10. This is important. 00:05:15.916 --> 00:05:20.171 Never, ever, ever, ever. Say I love you. 00:05:21.171 --> 00:05:22.611 Maybe you should consider separation? 00:05:23.632 --> 00:05:25.225 Hell no. 00:05:25.509 --> 00:05:27.670 How can I blame him for something I stupidly agreed to? 00:05:27.928 --> 00:05:28.888 Well, you don't have to. 00:05:28.971 --> 00:05:31.099 That's what divorce lawyers are for. 00:05:31.390 --> 00:05:32.937 You don't get it. Girl. 00:05:33.225 --> 00:05:33.976 I love him. 00:05:34.268 --> 00:05:35.611 Right, but this makes stupid... 00:05:35.894 --> 00:05:38.568 You know, like, stupid. 00:05:38.856 --> 00:05:40.574 Ahh taxi! Taxi! 00:05:42.860 --> 00:05:44.407 Stay, stay, stay! 00:05:45.654 --> 00:05:46.655 Please! 00:05:46.947 --> 00:05:47.823 Owen says There's no rain in the Hamptons, 00:05:48.115 --> 00:05:48.835 so you'll be good. 00:05:48.991 --> 00:05:49.958 Oh, great. 00:05:50.242 --> 00:05:52.002 Hey, will you keep this for me 'til tomorrow? 00:05:52.077 --> 00:05:52.578 I wouldn't want Vince to see it. 00:05:52.870 --> 00:05:53.871 Sure. 00:05:54.163 --> 00:05:55.665 Mauh, I love you. 00:05:56.123 --> 00:05:57.375 You and your summer rain. 00:06:09.845 --> 00:06:13.600 You two should only be as lucky us, and you know why? 00:06:13.891 --> 00:06:14.858 Enlighten us. 00:06:15.142 --> 00:06:16.822 It's because We're always completely honest 00:06:16.977 --> 00:06:18.274 and open with each other. 00:06:19.229 --> 00:06:21.106 And because we keep surprising each other. 00:06:21.398 --> 00:06:23.776 This year for your birthday, I'm taking you antiquing 00:06:24.067 --> 00:06:24.707 in Rhode Island. 00:06:24.776 --> 00:06:25.277 No! 00:06:25.569 --> 00:06:26.069 What?! No! 00:06:26.320 --> 00:06:27.367 Yes, yes. 00:06:27.654 --> 00:06:28.405 You are so sweet. 00:06:28.697 --> 00:06:30.119 Quaint little b & b. 00:06:30.407 --> 00:06:31.033 No television. 00:06:31.325 --> 00:06:31.826 No phones. 00:06:32.117 --> 00:06:33.117 Just you and me, my dear. 00:06:33.285 --> 00:06:34.207 - Aww. - That's it. 00:06:34.495 --> 00:06:35.963 - I love you. - I love you. 00:06:36.246 --> 00:06:38.248 I have been asking you to do this for forever. 00:06:38.540 --> 00:06:39.507 No TV? 00:06:39.791 --> 00:06:41.168 It's after the playoffs, don't worry about it. 00:06:41.460 --> 00:06:45.090 Hey, guys, so what brings us to this 2 credit card dinner? 00:06:45.380 --> 00:06:49.886 Who is the hottest children's author since Harry Potter'? 00:06:50.177 --> 00:06:50.677 Emma Cooney. 00:06:50.886 --> 00:06:51.606 Boom, there we go. 00:06:51.887 --> 00:06:53.139 What? 00:06:53.430 --> 00:06:54.682 Vince is going to be meeting with her on Friday to discuss 00:06:54.973 --> 00:06:56.395 the publishing of her new book. 00:06:56.683 --> 00:06:58.105 Oh my God, why didn't you tell me? 00:06:58.393 --> 00:06:59.954 Because you Would've bought a new dress. 00:07:00.103 --> 00:07:02.731 This one can shop more than a speed freak on ebay. 00:07:03.023 --> 00:07:03.945 He's got that right. 00:07:04.233 --> 00:07:06.201 Wait until Hugh sees her in that new dress. 00:07:06.485 --> 00:07:10.706 You know you can really go from sweet to shitty in one second. 00:07:10.989 --> 00:07:12.457 I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 00:07:12.741 --> 00:07:14.709 I will be right back. 00:07:14.993 --> 00:07:17.997 No more working at tito travels for you. 00:07:18.288 --> 00:07:19.585 You know, I am just going to leave you two 00:07:19.873 --> 00:07:21.170 alone for a minute. 00:07:24.836 --> 00:07:25.712 Ask her. 00:07:27.047 --> 00:07:28.219 What's going on? 00:07:28.757 --> 00:07:30.555 I have to ask you something. 00:07:31.301 --> 00:07:32.678 Sure. 00:07:32.970 --> 00:07:34.062 You know it's only taking this long for me to propose to you, 00:07:34.346 --> 00:07:35.848 because I don't want us to end up miserable like my 00:07:36.139 --> 00:07:38.688 folks because they're constantly broke. 00:07:38.976 --> 00:07:40.944 I can still hear my mom say, "no mo-" 00:07:41.228 --> 00:07:43.981 no money comes in the door, love flies out the window." 00:07:44.273 --> 00:07:45.240 I love you. 00:07:45.524 --> 00:07:46.776 I keep telling you it doesn't matter to me. 00:07:47.067 --> 00:07:50.116 We'll do a house up and we'll sell it and it' ll 00:07:50.404 --> 00:07:52.748 be our little nest egg. You and I. 00:07:53.031 --> 00:07:55.375 Thank God we pulled the plug on the frou-frou decorator 00:07:55.659 --> 00:07:59.254 guy, otherwise our nest egg Would be a thee house. 00:07:59.538 --> 00:08:00.209 But that's besides the point 00:08:00.497 --> 00:08:01.248 that's your money. 00:08:01.540 --> 00:08:02.382 Ok? I don't want it. 00:08:03.875 --> 00:08:05.755 I'm sorry that our sex life hasn't exactly been- 00:08:06.003 --> 00:08:07.721 oh Ben, Ben, don't worry. 00:08:08.005 --> 00:08:10.929 We've both been really busy, and You're focused on the business. 00:08:11.216 --> 00:08:12.183 It's fine. 00:08:12.467 --> 00:08:13.138 Right. 00:08:13.427 --> 00:08:13.927 No, wrong. 00:08:14.094 --> 00:08:14.594 Wrong? 00:08:14.803 --> 00:08:15.645 Way wrong. 00:08:15.929 --> 00:08:17.727 Ok, I've been thinking about something. 00:08:19.891 --> 00:08:21.313 I don't even know how to say it. 00:08:22.811 --> 00:08:23.482 I'm nervous. 00:08:23.770 --> 00:08:25.192 It's ok. 00:08:25.480 --> 00:08:29.280 I think that the way to take our relationship to the next level- 00:08:29.568 --> 00:08:30.068 mmhmm. 00:08:30.235 --> 00:08:32.283 Yeah, um... 00:08:36.491 --> 00:08:37.367 Is, uh... 00:08:37.659 --> 00:08:39.787 It's ok. I'm gonna say yes. 00:08:40.078 --> 00:08:41.876 Well, um... 00:08:43.957 --> 00:08:45.880 Will you have a threesome with me? 00:08:48.545 --> 00:08:52.140 Well, Hugh, I Can't wait to get you buck naked, 00:08:52.424 --> 00:08:54.426 because I have a surprise. 00:08:54.718 --> 00:08:55.640 It's probably Clamydia. 00:08:55.927 --> 00:08:57.600 Hurry up. 00:09:00.057 --> 00:09:00.933 Really? 00:09:01.224 --> 00:09:02.066 Really? You'll have a threesome with me. 00:09:02.351 --> 00:09:03.773 Definitely. Mmhmm. 00:09:04.061 --> 00:09:07.941 I've always wanted to know what it Would be like with uh... 00:09:08.231 --> 00:09:09.323 Two guys. 00:09:16.073 --> 00:09:17.199 The only question is... 00:09:17.491 --> 00:09:20.119 Tomorrow morning do I text you or do I nudge you? 00:09:21.453 --> 00:09:22.796 Woah , woah. 00:09:23.080 --> 00:09:24.548 What's up, cool breeze? 00:09:24.831 --> 00:09:25.331 How'd it go? 00:09:25.499 --> 00:09:26.466 Awful. 00:09:26.750 --> 00:09:28.047 Ok? The worst possible way it could've gone. 00:09:28.335 --> 00:09:29.803 Well, then you didn't sell it right. 00:09:30.087 --> 00:09:31.555 I definitely sold it, ok? 00:09:31.838 --> 00:09:32.634 She said yes. 00:09:32.923 --> 00:09:34.049 Then what's the problem? 00:09:36.385 --> 00:09:37.728 Kitty Kate, is that'? 00:09:38.720 --> 00:09:39.767 Oh my God. 00:09:40.055 --> 00:09:41.056 Hi! 00:09:41.348 --> 00:09:42.440 Matt. 00:09:42.724 --> 00:09:43.270 How are you? 00:09:43.558 --> 00:09:44.434 So good to see you. 00:09:44.726 --> 00:09:45.352 You too. 00:09:45.644 --> 00:09:47.692 You still look amazing. 00:09:47.979 --> 00:09:49.481 I see some things don't change. 00:09:49.773 --> 00:09:51.374 Well you still look like You're in shape. 00:09:51.525 --> 00:09:52.965 You always did like breaking a sweat. 00:09:53.068 --> 00:09:54.945 Yeah, I remember our little workouts. 00:09:55.237 --> 00:09:56.197 Lets do brunch tomorrow. 00:09:57.489 --> 00:09:59.366 Look, I'm only in town for 2 days on business. 00:09:59.658 --> 00:10:01.331 We've got a lot of catching up to do. 00:10:02.202 --> 00:10:03.704 Not aim, blue goes? 00:10:03.995 --> 00:10:04.712 Ok. 00:10:04.996 --> 00:10:05.677 See you tomorrow. 00:10:05.831 --> 00:10:06.957 Bye. 00:10:12.421 --> 00:10:14.173 Uh hello. 00:10:14.464 --> 00:10:16.842 Who was that? 00:10:17.134 --> 00:10:18.807 Matt. 00:10:19.094 --> 00:10:24.021 Ex boyfriend, Matt-high school pole vaulter Matt. 00:10:24.307 --> 00:10:25.274 Damn. 00:10:25.559 --> 00:10:27.186 He could stick it to me anytime. 00:10:28.812 --> 00:10:30.109 Ladies. 00:10:35.694 --> 00:10:36.616 Oh, ah. 00:10:36.903 --> 00:10:37.620 There we go, perfect timing. 00:10:37.904 --> 00:10:38.780 Looks delicious. 00:10:39.072 --> 00:10:40.352 A three-way? 00:10:40.490 --> 00:10:43.289 Ben Can't even get a boner with the cat in the room. 00:10:43.577 --> 00:10:45.955 Matt Would never share me with anyone. 00:10:48.206 --> 00:10:50.407 Well at least Benny's getting laid. 00:10:50.667 --> 00:10:52.268 I wonder how the yanks are doing tonight. 00:10:54.045 --> 00:10:55.565 It's not slutty. 00:10:55.630 --> 00:10:56.882 We're evolved. 00:10:57.174 --> 00:10:58.721 It's so European. 00:11:01.261 --> 00:11:02.262 Great. 00:11:02.554 --> 00:11:05.478 I'm gonna have some guys balls in my face. 00:11:05.766 --> 00:11:07.109 I'm gonna kill Vince. 00:11:15.692 --> 00:11:17.660 We're here at the palatial estate of media. 00:11:17.944 --> 00:11:19.617 TSAR Jeffrey fields. 00:11:19.905 --> 00:11:22.909 His legendary summer star studded LA Dolce vita ball 00:11:23.200 --> 00:11:24.417 is the party of the season. 00:11:24.701 --> 00:11:26.044 The place to be. 00:11:26.328 --> 00:11:29.377 Now, security is tight, but I had a chance to sit down with 00:11:29.664 --> 00:11:33.760 the always controversial fields and talk to him about his 00:11:34.044 --> 00:11:37.969 legendary career as well as his notoriously open lifestyle. 00:11:38.256 --> 00:11:41.135 Which is being followed by his new reality series, 00:11:41.426 --> 00:11:43.349 "fields of dreams." 00:11:43.637 --> 00:11:46.060 Mr. fields, the stories are legendary. 00:11:46.348 --> 00:11:47.628 How you started in the mail room. 00:11:47.849 --> 00:11:50.443 Worked your way all the way up to owning your own multi 00:11:50.727 --> 00:11:52.445 million dollar media empire. 00:11:52.729 --> 00:11:53.525 Bullshit. 00:11:53.814 --> 00:11:55.236 I fucked my way to the top. 00:11:55.524 --> 00:11:57.697 I fucked whoever and whatever I had to. 00:11:57.984 --> 00:11:59.361 Men, women. 00:11:59.653 --> 00:12:00.870 I fucked a camel once. 00:12:01.154 --> 00:12:02.406 I don't give shit. 00:12:02.697 --> 00:12:04.074 Put it right here in front of my cock and I'll fuck it if 00:12:04.366 --> 00:12:05.709 it means I'm gonna get my way. 00:12:05.992 --> 00:12:08.711 I'll fuck you and your camera man right now if it'll make 00:12:08.995 --> 00:12:10.338 more people watch this shit. 00:12:10.622 --> 00:12:11.293 Well... 00:12:13.250 --> 00:12:15.878 Why don't we talk about your fabulous ball? 00:12:16.169 --> 00:12:19.013 Your guest list is the creme de LA creme of wall street, 00:12:19.297 --> 00:12:22.176 Hollywood celebrities, socialites, industrial titans- 00:12:22.467 --> 00:12:23.935 and my ever present entourage. 00:12:24.219 --> 00:12:26.187 My boys and girls, the beautiful people. 00:12:26.471 --> 00:12:27.017 Yes. 00:12:27.305 --> 00:12:28.147 What's your secret? 00:12:28.431 --> 00:12:29.557 Oh, I have no secrets. 00:12:29.850 --> 00:12:31.727 I'm the media whore, remember? 00:12:32.018 --> 00:12:34.066 But I don't give anything away. 00:12:34.354 --> 00:12:38.905 So go to my newest global venture, fields e-publishing. Com 00:12:39.192 --> 00:12:42.992 and for $9.95 you can download all the juicy tidbits 00:12:43.280 --> 00:12:48.161 in my bestselling autobiography, "I fucked everyone." 00:12:48.952 --> 00:12:52.582 And as in all jeffry fields galas, it don't end 00:12:52.873 --> 00:12:54.250 until the sun shines. 00:12:55.375 --> 00:12:57.173 I'm Michael CORVIT. 00:12:58.461 --> 00:13:00.941 Mr. Owen, I was told you want to move this cigar bar by 4 feet. 00:13:01.214 --> 00:13:03.467 Yes, 4 feet, please. Thank you. 00:13:03.758 --> 00:13:04.998 But it's a massive undertaking. 00:13:05.135 --> 00:13:06.815 Massive undertaking'? You feel that breeze? 00:13:07.053 --> 00:13:08.305 Yeah. 00:13:08.597 --> 00:13:09.814 You feel the way the smoke from the cigar is going this way? 00:13:10.098 --> 00:13:12.299 If You're smoking a cigar, and I'm standing here talking 00:13:12.475 --> 00:13:14.515 to GWENYTH PALTROW, and Miley Cyrus, the cigar smoke 00:13:14.644 --> 00:13:15.361 comes to them. 00:13:15.645 --> 00:13:16.925 Now they smell like Fidel Castro. 00:13:17.105 --> 00:13:17.666 You want that? 00:13:17.814 --> 00:13:18.815 No. Me neither. 00:13:19.107 --> 00:13:20.324 So 4 feet. Thank you. 00:13:20.609 --> 00:13:21.360 Ok. 00:13:21.651 --> 00:13:22.447 Excuse me! 00:13:22.736 --> 00:13:24.033 Why is this purple? 00:13:24.321 --> 00:13:26.164 Why is this purple? I wanted Violet. 00:13:26.448 --> 00:13:27.574 Perfection is our standard. 00:13:27.866 --> 00:13:29.994 If it's not our standard, I can git someone else on. 00:13:30.285 --> 00:13:30.877 Thank you. 00:13:31.161 --> 00:13:32.754 You can take it away now. Go. 00:13:33.038 --> 00:13:34.005 Cherie. 00:13:34.289 --> 00:13:36.009 Somebody really knows how to crack the whip. 00:13:36.249 --> 00:13:38.547 Cherie. You should see me in the bedroom. 00:13:38.835 --> 00:13:40.633 That can be arranged. 00:13:40.921 --> 00:13:44.300 If I had mit before that summer in band camp, who knows. 00:13:44.591 --> 00:13:46.389 My life might have taken a different turn. 00:13:46.676 --> 00:13:47.518 Uh uh uh. 00:13:47.802 --> 00:13:50.305 I've got first dibs on Owen. 00:13:51.014 --> 00:13:52.982 Besides I don't think You're his type. 00:13:53.266 --> 00:13:54.827 Behave, listen, I'm not a piece of meat. 00:13:55.018 --> 00:13:57.098 So what's my Nosey neighbor Barbara doing here today? 00:13:57.270 --> 00:13:58.487 Being Nosey. 00:13:58.772 --> 00:14:00.412 I think You're trying to steal my stylist. 00:14:00.649 --> 00:14:02.071 Don't worry, BABS. I don't think There's a thing he can do 00:14:02.359 --> 00:14:04.862 to you that your plastic surgeon hasn't done already. 00:14:05.862 --> 00:14:06.543 There, I said it. 00:14:06.738 --> 00:14:07.830 Stop flirting. 00:14:08.114 --> 00:14:09.115 If your boyfriend, hans, sees you touch me he'll have 00:14:09.407 --> 00:14:10.659 our nuts in a sling. 00:14:10.951 --> 00:14:13.351 Well, if this party isn't Uber fabulous, I'll have your nuts, 00:14:13.453 --> 00:14:15.330 and they won't be in a sling. 00:14:19.751 --> 00:14:20.297 No, no, no. 00:14:20.585 --> 00:14:21.962 That sucked. 00:14:22.253 --> 00:14:23.413 Here, let's shoot that again. 00:14:23.546 --> 00:14:24.627 Um, give me the line again. 00:14:24.714 --> 00:14:25.306 Uh... 00:14:25.590 --> 00:14:26.887 Our nuts- 00:14:27.175 --> 00:14:27.976 he'll have our nuts- 00:14:28.176 --> 00:14:29.018 screw it. We'll fix it in post. 00:14:29.302 --> 00:14:30.224 Meow! 00:14:30.512 --> 00:14:31.604 I heard that. 00:14:48.905 --> 00:14:50.282 I brought you muffins. 00:14:51.866 --> 00:14:55.496 What does iwzsutytc. 00:14:55.787 --> 00:14:57.539 I want to screw you until your toes curl. 00:14:57.831 --> 00:14:58.423 Oh God! 00:14:58.707 --> 00:15:00.300 Cameron, that's disgusting. 00:15:00.583 --> 00:15:02.335 I need a wet nap. 00:15:02.627 --> 00:15:04.504 Babe, I need the keys to your house. 00:15:04.796 --> 00:15:05.922 - So get this. - Uh huh. 00:15:06.214 --> 00:15:09.138 Last night I thought Ben was gonna propose... 00:15:09.426 --> 00:15:11.929 Instead the jerk asked me for a three-way. 00:15:12.220 --> 00:15:13.472 No. 00:15:13.763 --> 00:15:16.437 So I burned him and made up some bs about wanting two guys. 00:15:17.017 --> 00:15:17.734 Cameron. 00:15:18.727 --> 00:15:19.353 Cameron! This is important to me. 00:15:19.644 --> 00:15:20.896 Honey, I'm listening. 00:15:25.066 --> 00:15:26.943 Ok, ok. 00:15:27.235 --> 00:15:28.327 All guys want it. 00:15:28.611 --> 00:15:31.239 The only difference is some have the guts to ask. 00:15:31.531 --> 00:15:32.453 Vince asked? 00:15:32.741 --> 00:15:33.583 No guts. 00:15:33.867 --> 00:15:35.710 I am his Madonna. The virgin married. 00:15:35.994 --> 00:15:39.965 Who's on her way to hook up with some guy for the weekend. 00:15:40.457 --> 00:15:42.880 Why aren't you hooking up in some hotel in the city? 00:15:43.168 --> 00:15:45.262 Because I told you Hugh is taking me to Henry fields' 00:15:45.545 --> 00:15:47.092 LA Dolce vita ball. 00:15:47.380 --> 00:15:48.131 The house is under construction. 00:15:48.423 --> 00:15:49.345 I haven't been down there for weeks. 00:15:49.632 --> 00:15:51.384 Owen is temperamental. 00:15:51.676 --> 00:15:52.802 It's totally a mess. 00:15:53.094 --> 00:15:55.973 Every room from South Hampton to MONTAUK is sold out. 00:15:57.223 --> 00:15:58.943 Thank you, thank you, thank you. I love you. 00:15:59.017 --> 00:15:59.609 I'm sorry. I have to run. 00:15:59.893 --> 00:16:01.065 I owe you big time. Big kiss. 00:16:01.352 --> 00:16:02.854 I'm not happy about this. 00:16:07.358 --> 00:16:09.235 Oh shit. Cameron. 00:16:09.861 --> 00:16:11.238 Cameron, your dress! 00:16:11.529 --> 00:16:12.872 Next stop, Hamptons. 00:16:15.158 --> 00:16:17.456 Cameron, your dress! 00:16:21.831 --> 00:16:24.175 Uh, Ms. Cooney can I get your autograph, please? 00:16:24.459 --> 00:16:25.961 Of course, dear. 00:16:26.252 --> 00:16:27.720 When is your next book coming out? 00:16:28.004 --> 00:16:30.348 It's called "the magical princess" 00:16:30.632 --> 00:16:31.753 and it's coming out shortly. 00:16:39.057 --> 00:16:40.183 Hi. 00:16:40.767 --> 00:16:41.893 - R-u. - Hey. 00:16:43.645 --> 00:16:45.693 Hey there. 00:16:45.980 --> 00:16:47.106 Oh, weird. 00:16:47.398 --> 00:16:48.445 Princess-like. 00:16:48.733 --> 00:16:50.735 We are auditioning for the Cooney magical princess 00:16:51.027 --> 00:16:53.029 book cover. Please, thank you. 00:16:53.321 --> 00:16:54.721 Getting a little ahead of ourselves? 00:16:58.118 --> 00:16:59.085 Hold on. 00:17:00.537 --> 00:17:02.039 - Oh shit. - Oh shit. 00:17:02.330 --> 00:17:02.876 Oh shit! 00:17:03.164 --> 00:17:04.285 What'd you say oh shit for'? 00:17:04.332 --> 00:17:05.972 I know what oh shit means. What's it mean? 00:17:07.252 --> 00:17:09.971 Need to reschedule Friday lunch to Monday drinks. 00:17:10.255 --> 00:17:11.677 Off to fields' summer ball. 00:17:11.965 --> 00:17:13.217 Emma Cooney, ta. 00:17:13.508 --> 00:17:14.475 Oh shit! 00:17:14.759 --> 00:17:17.387 I was at his party last year and it was ab fab. 00:17:17.679 --> 00:17:18.521 Oh my God. 00:17:18.805 --> 00:17:19.601 You need to get out of here right now. 00:17:19.889 --> 00:17:20.981 Sorry, c'mon. 00:17:21.266 --> 00:17:21.892 Really. 00:17:22.183 --> 00:17:23.150 When will I hear about the cover? 00:17:23.434 --> 00:17:25.402 Vince, says not only do I look like a princess, 00:17:25.687 --> 00:17:28.031 but I have that magical quality too. 00:17:28.314 --> 00:17:28.985 Wow, we don't have that much time for magic, but disappear. 00:17:29.274 --> 00:17:29.914 Get out of here. 00:17:29.941 --> 00:17:30.908 Now. Seriously. 00:17:31.192 --> 00:17:33.741 Hey ladies, audition's over. Go home. 00:17:34.237 --> 00:17:36.160 Dude, this is like speilberg's boy, ok? 00:17:36.447 --> 00:17:38.487 He probably invited Cooney so he can scoop the deal. 00:17:38.741 --> 00:17:39.617 Ya think? 00:17:39.909 --> 00:17:41.126 Yeah, I think so. What are we gonna do? 00:17:41.411 --> 00:17:42.378 Give me the keys to the Hamptons house. 00:17:42.662 --> 00:17:43.914 Huh, why? 00:17:44.205 --> 00:17:46.833 I'm gonna get down there and close Cooney before fields can. 00:17:47.125 --> 00:17:49.344 How are you gonna stroll in uninvited to the 00:17:49.627 --> 00:17:51.174 party of the summer? 00:17:51.880 --> 00:17:52.961 I'm gonna have to crash it. 00:17:52.964 --> 00:17:54.261 Oh my God. 00:17:54.549 --> 00:17:55.596 Want me to tell Cameron You're going so she knows it's legit? 00:17:55.884 --> 00:17:57.136 No, no don't. She thinks I'm golfing all weekend. 00:17:57.427 --> 00:17:58.849 I don't want to confuse things. Very important. 00:17:59.137 --> 00:17:59.637 Which is it? 00:17:59.846 --> 00:18:02.599 Excuse me. Hey. Guys. 00:18:02.891 --> 00:18:03.983 Got it. 00:18:04.726 --> 00:18:06.194 Vince, Vince! 00:18:06.477 --> 00:18:07.023 Yes. 00:18:07.312 --> 00:18:07.832 Stay focused. 00:18:08.062 --> 00:18:08.902 - Yeah. - You hear me? 00:18:08.980 --> 00:18:10.903 None of your philandering bull. 00:18:11.191 --> 00:18:12.151 Vince, we need this man. 00:18:12.233 --> 00:18:13.530 I know! Cooney not the poony. 00:18:13.818 --> 00:18:14.865 I got it. 00:18:15.153 --> 00:18:16.370 Really? 00:18:19.616 --> 00:18:20.993 Oh no. Gabi. 00:18:23.286 --> 00:18:25.334 Gabi, pick up. 00:18:36.007 --> 00:18:38.556 Hi, it's Gabriella. Missing you. 00:18:38.843 --> 00:18:40.483 Gabi, call me as soon as you get this, ok? 00:18:40.762 --> 00:18:43.015 My partner, Vince, is on his way to the house right now. 00:18:43.306 --> 00:18:44.523 So you've got to get to a hotel and get there quick. 00:18:44.807 --> 00:18:46.275 Ok? I'll pay for it. 00:18:46.559 --> 00:18:47.799 Vamanos chica. Vamanos de casa. 00:18:47.977 --> 00:18:49.650 Mucho rapido, ok? 00:19:00.907 --> 00:19:02.409 If I had popped the question, we'd probably be on our 00:19:02.700 --> 00:19:03.542 second kid by now. 00:19:03.826 --> 00:19:04.326 Oh really? 00:19:07.622 --> 00:19:08.983 I'm invited to the Dolce vita ball. 00:19:09.207 --> 00:19:10.167 You made the guest list? 00:19:10.416 --> 00:19:11.087 Yeah. 00:19:11.376 --> 00:19:13.049 One sec. 00:19:13.336 --> 00:19:14.838 Sorry, my best friend Cameron's going to that. 00:19:15.129 --> 00:19:17.052 I hear it's the party of the yeah. 00:19:17.507 --> 00:19:18.884 Come with me. 00:19:21.678 --> 00:19:23.601 He could stick it to me anytime. 00:19:25.056 --> 00:19:30.108 I Would love to, but I-I Can't. 00:19:37.610 --> 00:19:39.078 Baby, I'm home. 00:19:39.362 --> 00:19:40.739 Hey, honey. 00:19:42.115 --> 00:19:43.207 Babe'? 00:19:46.536 --> 00:19:47.788 What the hell? 00:19:48.454 --> 00:19:49.671 - Hey. - Hey. 00:19:49.956 --> 00:19:51.333 Where were ya'? 00:19:51.874 --> 00:19:53.626 I was running errands. Why'? 00:19:53.918 --> 00:19:54.840 I've been calling you. 00:19:55.128 --> 00:19:56.380 Why are you so dressed up'? 00:19:56.671 --> 00:19:57.638 I'm not. 00:19:57.922 --> 00:20:00.641 Better question, what is with this $17,000 dress? 00:20:00.925 --> 00:20:02.085 We didn't close the deal yet. 00:20:02.218 --> 00:20:03.470 Relax. 00:20:03.761 --> 00:20:06.355 It's not even mine. I'm just returning it for a friend, Ben. 00:20:12.562 --> 00:20:15.941 So, what did you wanna ask me about? 00:20:16.816 --> 00:20:17.863 The Hampton house... 00:20:18.151 --> 00:20:22.122 I thought maybe I should take a loan out on it. 00:20:22.405 --> 00:20:23.452 A loan'? 00:20:23.740 --> 00:20:25.620 To offer Emma Cooney a huge advance on her book. 00:20:25.700 --> 00:20:26.667 Why? 00:20:26.951 --> 00:20:30.046 Jeffrey fields is gonna try to steal our deal. 00:20:30.913 --> 00:20:34.793 Well, unfortunately I maxed out the equity to 00:20:35.084 --> 00:20:37.257 pay for the remodel- 00:20:37.545 --> 00:20:39.047 Jesus Christ! 00:20:39.339 --> 00:20:41.592 What did that rip off decorator charge you? 00:20:42.175 --> 00:20:43.301 Never mind. 00:20:43.593 --> 00:20:46.312 You know what, let's just hope that Vince talks 00:20:46.596 --> 00:20:47.722 her into it, right? 00:20:48.014 --> 00:20:49.140 He's on his way up there. 00:20:49.432 --> 00:20:50.354 What? 00:20:50.641 --> 00:20:51.517 Ben, you should've- you should've asked me. 00:20:51.809 --> 00:20:52.856 Look, I'll find the money- 00:20:53.144 --> 00:20:54.646 no, about Vince. You shouldn't just let him stay 00:20:54.937 --> 00:20:56.939 at the house without asking me. 00:20:57.231 --> 00:20:58.107 Why's that? 00:20:58.399 --> 00:21:00.401 'Cuz it's a mess. 00:21:01.110 --> 00:21:04.080 Vince Would live in a leper colony to close a deal. 00:21:06.657 --> 00:21:08.751 Is there something else going on? 00:21:09.285 --> 00:21:10.502 Ben, don't be silly. 00:21:10.787 --> 00:21:14.337 It's just, I Would appreciate it if you consulted me 00:21:14.624 --> 00:21:17.218 on things that were mine. 00:21:17.502 --> 00:21:20.676 See, last night I thought it was our nest egg. 00:21:22.006 --> 00:21:24.475 You went ahead and spent it without talking to me. 00:21:27.970 --> 00:21:28.687 Hey Vince. 00:21:28.971 --> 00:21:34.398 Via text, what is iwzsutytc mean? 00:21:34.685 --> 00:21:36.286 I want to screw you until your toes curl. 00:21:36.562 --> 00:21:37.404 Oh my God. 00:21:37.688 --> 00:21:38.359 Lucky you. 00:21:38.648 --> 00:21:39.615 Who's sexting you? 00:21:39.899 --> 00:21:41.367 Oh Vince, I think she's cheatin' man. 00:21:41.651 --> 00:21:42.152 Calm down. 00:21:44.487 --> 00:21:46.410 Oh shit. 00:21:46.864 --> 00:21:49.663 Oh Cameron, you idiot. 00:21:49.951 --> 00:21:51.828 Oh no you didn't. 00:21:52.120 --> 00:21:55.090 She's wearing night time make up and it's morning. 00:22:01.087 --> 00:22:01.883 Taxi, taxi! 00:22:02.171 --> 00:22:03.844 C'mon. Why don't you stop for me? 00:22:05.842 --> 00:22:07.515 Off to the Hamptons? 00:22:19.355 --> 00:22:20.635 Can you take me to the Hamptons? 00:22:20.773 --> 00:22:21.490 Ham pto n s? 00:22:21.774 --> 00:22:22.240 Hamptons. How much to the Hamptons? 00:22:22.525 --> 00:22:23.572 No way. 00:22:38.749 --> 00:22:40.376 Not the threesome I had in mind. 00:22:41.419 --> 00:22:42.341 Baby, I've gotta go. 00:22:42.628 --> 00:22:44.801 I'm pulling up to fields' mansion now. 00:22:45.756 --> 00:22:47.156 Alright I'll meet you at my cottage. 00:22:47.258 --> 00:22:48.134 Better hurry. 00:22:54.182 --> 00:22:58.062 She is the frickin' hottest thing that you have ever seen. 00:23:00.938 --> 00:23:02.906 Duncan, I'm telling you. 00:23:03.191 --> 00:23:06.070 I'm bagging a real cougar tonight. 00:23:06.360 --> 00:23:08.579 She's like 28 or 29 years old. 00:23:08.863 --> 00:23:10.240 She's a real cougar. 00:23:10.531 --> 00:23:11.578 No way. No way. 00:23:11.866 --> 00:23:13.539 You'll see her at the party. 00:23:13.826 --> 00:23:14.873 Booyah! 00:23:18.039 --> 00:23:19.256 Hey, baby. 00:23:26.047 --> 00:23:27.640 Mmm ahh. 00:23:30.885 --> 00:23:31.386 Upstairs. 00:23:31.677 --> 00:23:32.473 No, no, no. 00:23:32.762 --> 00:23:34.560 We're gonna go right here. 00:23:35.264 --> 00:23:37.187 I'm taking you on the couch. 00:23:37.475 --> 00:23:37.975 Oh! 00:23:38.142 --> 00:23:38.984 Wow. 00:23:42.563 --> 00:23:44.361 Not gonna need these anymore. 00:23:45.399 --> 00:23:48.869 Oh my God, you have the prettiest feet I have ever seen. 00:23:49.153 --> 00:23:50.905 And I have seen a lot of feet. 00:23:54.242 --> 00:23:56.495 It's like two basketballs hiding under your skirt. 00:23:58.246 --> 00:23:59.463 You always this aggressive? 00:23:59.747 --> 00:24:02.091 Shh, don't interrupt the maestro. 00:24:03.417 --> 00:24:05.670 It's time for some butt bongo, baby. 00:24:05.962 --> 00:24:07.885 I wanna worship your ass. 00:24:08.172 --> 00:24:09.139 Oh! 00:24:10.841 --> 00:24:11.763 Ow! 00:24:15.346 --> 00:24:16.438 Oh, have you seen Owen? 00:24:16.722 --> 00:24:17.762 Yes, he left on an errand. 00:24:17.932 --> 00:24:19.612 Saying something about the foie gras having 00:24:19.642 --> 00:24:20.763 a little too much pistachio. 00:24:20.768 --> 00:24:21.394 Mm. 00:24:21.686 --> 00:24:22.687 Ahh. 00:24:23.396 --> 00:24:24.238 Your guest. 00:24:24.522 --> 00:24:25.899 Duade, get the door for Ms. Cooney. 00:24:28.317 --> 00:24:30.536 Emma, my darling. 00:24:31.487 --> 00:24:32.955 Montrachet is chilled. 00:24:33.239 --> 00:24:35.537 The berries are freshly picked. 00:24:37.952 --> 00:24:39.044 You settle in and you get ready for a fabulous fete. 00:24:39.328 --> 00:24:41.922 After a wet winter freezing my bum off in Sussex, 00:24:42.206 --> 00:24:43.298 I'm more than ready. 00:24:43.583 --> 00:24:45.381 Take Ms. Cooney'S things to the lake house. 00:24:45.668 --> 00:24:47.591 I have to go get ready for the soiree. 00:24:47.878 --> 00:24:49.425 My son is coming home from ANDOVER. 00:24:49.714 --> 00:24:50.510 Ahh. 00:24:50.798 --> 00:24:51.765 I planned a little surprise for him. 00:24:52.049 --> 00:24:53.596 Now, you just make yourself at home. 00:24:53.884 --> 00:24:55.852 I am so thrilled you are here. 00:24:56.137 --> 00:24:57.764 I'm thrilled to be here. 00:24:58.055 --> 00:24:59.648 Thank you so much. 00:25:01.475 --> 00:25:04.354 Crashing this joint is a piece of cake. 00:25:04.645 --> 00:25:06.488 Emma Cooney, here I come. 00:25:07.481 --> 00:25:09.449 Hi it's Gabriella, missing you. 00:25:09.734 --> 00:25:11.454 Gabi, if you get this, get out of the house! 00:25:14.697 --> 00:25:15.619 Owen, stay with me. 00:25:15.906 --> 00:25:17.408 Let your staff do the work. 00:25:17.700 --> 00:25:18.701 Are you kidding? 00:25:18.993 --> 00:25:20.461 This is the most important event of my career. 00:25:20.745 --> 00:25:22.122 Please. 00:25:22.705 --> 00:25:25.128 I'll do the thing with my big toe. 00:25:27.752 --> 00:25:29.299 Ohh. 00:25:42.558 --> 00:25:44.231 You remind me of my aunt. 00:25:44.977 --> 00:25:46.524 Only how-fer. 00:25:49.398 --> 00:25:50.115 Oof. 00:25:50.399 --> 00:25:52.447 Your body is banging. 00:25:54.487 --> 00:25:55.909 Oh my God. 00:25:56.197 --> 00:26:00.122 You are too cool for words, and way too hot for clothes. 00:26:12.922 --> 00:26:17.894 I told you that I have a surprise for you. 00:26:18.177 --> 00:26:18.677 Oh my God! 00:26:18.886 --> 00:26:20.229 Oh! 00:26:20.888 --> 00:26:22.435 Nice surprise. 00:26:22.723 --> 00:26:24.316 Kate, what are you doing here? 00:26:24.600 --> 00:26:25.726 One second. Pit stop. 00:26:26.018 --> 00:26:28.112 But don't worry ladies, my engine is rewed up 00:26:28.396 --> 00:26:29.648 and I am ready to go. 00:26:29.939 --> 00:26:31.612 Booyah! 00:26:31.899 --> 00:26:33.697 How old is he? 00:26:33.984 --> 00:26:35.031 Old enough. 00:26:35.319 --> 00:26:36.411 Well, he's gotta go. Vince is here to meet Cooney. 00:26:36.696 --> 00:26:37.788 The deal's in trouble. He will be here any minute. 00:26:38.072 --> 00:26:38.618 What'?! 00:26:38.906 --> 00:26:39.866 Why didn't you call me'? 00:26:40.116 --> 00:26:40.992 Do you hear me now? 00:26:41.283 --> 00:26:42.455 Shit! 00:26:42.743 --> 00:26:43.619 Oh! 00:26:44.870 --> 00:26:46.588 Oh my God! Put it out. 00:26:46.872 --> 00:26:47.752 Oh my God, your hands. 00:26:47.915 --> 00:26:48.415 I'm trying. 00:26:48.582 --> 00:26:49.549 What are you doing? 00:26:49.834 --> 00:26:50.380 I'm putting the fire out. 00:26:50.668 --> 00:26:51.635 I'm naked. 00:26:51.919 --> 00:26:54.968 I'm hitting it, and then her girlfriend walks in. 00:26:55.256 --> 00:26:56.052 No way! 00:26:56.340 --> 00:27:00.641 Not one, but two hot and horny cougars. 00:27:01.429 --> 00:27:03.227 Excuse me. Excuse me. 00:27:03.514 --> 00:27:04.106 Can you come over here please? 00:27:04.390 --> 00:27:05.642 Yeah, hi, hi. 00:27:05.933 --> 00:27:06.684 Who are you with? 00:27:06.976 --> 00:27:08.569 With? I'm with the- with the guys. 00:27:08.853 --> 00:27:09.900 The guys? 00:27:10.187 --> 00:27:12.861 Yeah. Just doing the thing. 00:27:13.149 --> 00:27:14.241 The thing'? 00:27:14.525 --> 00:27:15.242 Oh, well that's a good. Because I thought you might 00:27:15.526 --> 00:27:16.887 just be a sneaky sneak sneaking in. 00:27:17.153 --> 00:27:18.200 No. 00:27:18.487 --> 00:27:19.955 Why Would I need to sneak in? I'm already here. 00:27:20.239 --> 00:27:21.661 Doing what? 00:27:21.949 --> 00:27:22.745 Landscaping? 00:27:23.033 --> 00:27:23.714 Well, yeah, yeah. 00:27:23.826 --> 00:27:24.622 Skimming the pool. 00:27:24.910 --> 00:27:26.207 Yeah I was- 00:27:26.495 --> 00:27:27.997 yeah, yeah, ok. Mulching. 00:27:28.289 --> 00:27:29.632 Decorating. 00:27:29.915 --> 00:27:30.795 Breaking and entering. 00:27:31.041 --> 00:27:33.089 Ok, ok, you don't understand. 00:27:33.377 --> 00:27:35.596 Is that because you think that I make $12/hour with 00:27:35.880 --> 00:27:37.348 no benefits and I'm an idiot? 00:27:37.631 --> 00:27:39.271 Or maybe it's because you think I'm black. 00:27:39.467 --> 00:27:39.968 No! 00:27:40.259 --> 00:27:41.299 Guess what. I'm Dominican. 00:27:41.510 --> 00:27:42.136 Really? 00:27:42.428 --> 00:27:43.850 Let's go. 00:27:44.138 --> 00:27:44.855 Wait, I'm here to see Emma Cooney. 00:27:45.139 --> 00:27:45.639 Who? 00:27:45.806 --> 00:27:46.352 Emma Cooney. 00:27:46.640 --> 00:27:47.520 You're here to see me? 00:27:47.600 --> 00:27:49.102 Yes. 00:27:49.894 --> 00:27:50.861 Hi, glad to see ya. 00:27:51.145 --> 00:27:54.149 Vin-Ben, Ben Roberts. 00:27:54.440 --> 00:27:55.566 Family quality publishing. 00:27:55.858 --> 00:27:58.111 You're going to meet my partner Vince on Monday, yes. 00:27:58.402 --> 00:27:59.278 Yes, of course. 00:27:59.570 --> 00:28:00.446 Of course. 00:28:00.738 --> 00:28:02.365 I got a little place down on the beach. 00:28:02.656 --> 00:28:03.873 310 Hampton road. 00:28:04.158 --> 00:28:06.707 Come by for a sunset cocktail. 00:28:06.994 --> 00:28:09.543 I'd love to, but I've only just arrived. 00:28:09.830 --> 00:28:12.253 I look forward to meeting Vince on Monday, and 00:28:12.541 --> 00:28:15.511 if You're here tonight, do say hello. 00:28:15.795 --> 00:28:17.797 - Ta. - Ta. 00:28:18.714 --> 00:28:20.136 Tada. See. 00:28:20.424 --> 00:28:22.426 She said if vite not invite. Go. 00:28:30.226 --> 00:28:31.853 You better get the guys to this party. 00:28:32.144 --> 00:28:36.149 They are in for the shock of their lives. 00:28:36.440 --> 00:28:37.407 Done. I am there. 00:28:37.691 --> 00:28:40.160 Hey Hugh, right now, banging cougars. 00:28:40.444 --> 00:28:42.285 You hear that'? He's banging cougars right now. 00:28:42.613 --> 00:28:43.705 Booyah! 00:28:46.116 --> 00:28:47.242 What are we gonna tell Hugh? 00:28:49.203 --> 00:28:51.080 What's that noise? 00:28:51.372 --> 00:28:52.572 What noi... did you hear that? 00:28:56.544 --> 00:28:58.421 When are you going to stop this gay masquerade? 00:28:58.712 --> 00:29:00.714 A straight fortune 00:29:01.006 --> 00:29:03.100 now, can you let me make the bed? 00:29:03.384 --> 00:29:05.478 You know, it's a shame nobody sees you for 00:29:05.761 --> 00:29:07.104 the man you really are. 00:29:07.388 --> 00:29:09.265 Everyone wants to believe she's got the magic 00:29:09.557 --> 00:29:12.060 to turn a gay man straight. 00:29:12.351 --> 00:29:13.102 Owen, is that you? 00:29:13.394 --> 00:29:15.146 Merde, it's shit. 00:29:15.437 --> 00:29:16.063 I want down. 00:29:16.355 --> 00:29:17.447 It's disgusting. 00:29:17.731 --> 00:29:19.358 It's like not even down. It's like chicken feathers. 00:29:19.650 --> 00:29:20.776 Owen! 00:29:21.068 --> 00:29:21.819 Kate? 00:29:22.111 --> 00:29:23.071 What are you doing here? 00:29:23.195 --> 00:29:24.868 I told you I Would call you Monday. 00:29:25.155 --> 00:29:26.407 The house is not ready for you to see yet? 00:29:26.699 --> 00:29:27.791 - Who's this? - Who are you? 00:29:28.075 --> 00:29:29.235 Who are they? What's going on? 00:29:29.243 --> 00:29:30.961 Who's asking'? No more questions. 00:29:32.705 --> 00:29:33.797 I am Owen manners. 00:29:34.081 --> 00:29:35.402 I am Kate's personal life stylist. 00:29:35.499 --> 00:29:37.922 Kate, shoo shoo, your hair is a disaster. 00:29:38.210 --> 00:29:40.838 Look at these flyaways. My God, you need some bed head serum. 00:29:41.130 --> 00:29:43.303 Nice to meet you. How are you? 00:29:43.591 --> 00:29:44.592 This is Gabriella. 00:29:44.884 --> 00:29:46.636 She is... Benny's house guest. 00:29:48.721 --> 00:29:49.222 Benny? 00:29:49.513 --> 00:29:50.355 Mmhmm. 00:29:50.639 --> 00:29:52.016 So this is what Benny had in mind? 00:29:52.308 --> 00:29:53.981 A threesome with this chiquita. 00:29:55.102 --> 00:29:56.274 Heh. 00:29:58.606 --> 00:30:01.655 Ooh. The global warming in this room is affecting my chi. 00:30:01.942 --> 00:30:03.285 Ciao. 00:30:04.278 --> 00:30:08.909 I'm gonna call Benny right now and were gonna sort this out. 00:30:09.199 --> 00:30:10.451 Fine, it's his house. 00:30:10.743 --> 00:30:11.619 It's my house. 00:30:11.911 --> 00:30:12.878 Ooh. 00:30:13.162 --> 00:30:15.210 He told me I could stay here to write my book. 00:30:15.497 --> 00:30:16.373 You're a writer? 00:30:16.665 --> 00:30:20.420 Yes, like John Grisham 00:30:23.756 --> 00:30:27.681 right. I'm sure she thinks that the TSAR is a dinosaur. 00:30:31.138 --> 00:30:32.560 - Hello. - Hi Ben. 00:30:32.848 --> 00:30:34.646 Kate, hey baby. Hi. 00:30:34.934 --> 00:30:36.936 Do you have a woman staying in my house? 00:30:37.227 --> 00:30:38.979 And before you lie, I'd like to remind you 00:30:39.271 --> 00:30:41.365 that I'm here right now. 00:30:41.649 --> 00:30:44.448 And she's right in front of me. 00:30:44.735 --> 00:30:46.829 I know you'll never actually believe this by looking 00:30:47.112 --> 00:30:48.673 at her, but she's Avery talented writer. 00:30:48.739 --> 00:30:50.707 She has a great idea for a book. 00:30:50.991 --> 00:30:53.289 And because the business is running on fumes, in Lou 00:30:53.577 --> 00:30:55.378 of an advance, I thought she could stay at the 00:30:55.454 --> 00:30:56.751 house for free while she writes. 00:30:57.039 --> 00:31:00.213 And at the same time, house sit, as to protect your investment. 00:31:00.501 --> 00:31:04.256 As far as the part not telling you, quite honestly, I forgot. 00:31:05.673 --> 00:31:07.971 You know, keys and glasses, you forget. 00:31:08.258 --> 00:31:10.258 A Brazilian bombshell staying in the master bedroom 00:31:10.469 --> 00:31:12.767 of your girlfriend's house, you don't forget! 00:31:13.055 --> 00:31:15.296 Don't you think that if I knew that you were going there, 00:31:15.474 --> 00:31:17.317 that I Would call her and tell her to leave? 00:31:17.601 --> 00:31:18.978 This is not over. 00:31:19.269 --> 00:31:20.566 I love me my Kate. I love Kate. 00:31:20.854 --> 00:31:22.071 Hey, is Vince th ere yet? 00:31:22.356 --> 00:31:24.199 We are definitely gonna talk about this. 00:31:30.531 --> 00:31:32.283 There's nothing going on. 00:31:34.201 --> 00:31:35.418 I actually think it's her that's cheating on me and 00:31:35.703 --> 00:31:36.824 she puts me on the defense'? 00:31:37.037 --> 00:31:38.004 Weird. 00:31:38.288 --> 00:31:40.131 First I get that crazy sex text. 00:31:40.416 --> 00:31:42.134 And There's that brand new dress that shes never worn. 00:31:42.418 --> 00:31:44.136 And then my sex maniac partner goes to the Hamptons to 00:31:44.420 --> 00:31:46.500 figure out our business at the same time she's there, 00:31:46.630 --> 00:31:48.052 and I Can't get a hold of him. 00:31:50.092 --> 00:31:51.890 Did you say something, young man? 00:31:52.177 --> 00:31:54.020 He is a three time loser. 00:31:54.304 --> 00:31:57.478 His business is going under, his girl is "two timing him", 00:31:57.766 --> 00:32:01.521 and on top of it all, his partner is shtooping her. 00:32:01.812 --> 00:32:03.280 That's certainly one interpretation. 00:32:06.608 --> 00:32:08.110 Oh God. 00:32:08.902 --> 00:32:10.745 So here's where you've been hiding. 00:32:11.447 --> 00:32:13.074 What smells like burnt cat hair? 00:32:13.365 --> 00:32:13.885 You gotta go. 00:32:14.908 --> 00:32:18.128 My husband will murder you. 00:32:18.412 --> 00:32:19.880 Your husband? 00:32:20.164 --> 00:32:21.381 You're married? 00:32:26.920 --> 00:32:27.887 I knew it. 00:32:28.172 --> 00:32:30.220 Writer my ass. 00:32:30.507 --> 00:32:31.975 That lier! 00:32:33.510 --> 00:32:35.183 Where are my pants? 00:32:35.721 --> 00:32:37.268 They were right here. 00:32:38.390 --> 00:32:39.482 Cameron! 00:32:40.434 --> 00:32:41.795 We've gotta find Hugh some clothes. 00:32:41.852 --> 00:32:43.354 See this. 00:32:43.979 --> 00:32:44.980 Where are my clothes? 00:32:45.272 --> 00:32:45.833 All burned up. 00:32:46.065 --> 00:32:46.782 How? 00:32:47.066 --> 00:32:47.737 There's no time for explanations. 00:32:48.025 --> 00:32:49.265 That bastard is cheating on me. 00:32:49.359 --> 00:32:50.952 I need pants, ladies. 00:32:51.236 --> 00:32:51.611 My husband is on his way. 00:32:51.904 --> 00:32:52.404 No, no. 00:32:52.613 --> 00:32:54.035 Your husband Can't come. 00:32:54.323 --> 00:32:55.950 I'm naked. 00:32:56.241 --> 00:32:57.367 Oh my God! 00:33:12.758 --> 00:33:14.681 Oh shit. He looks mean. 00:33:15.803 --> 00:33:16.679 Fuck. 00:33:22.726 --> 00:33:23.978 Your husband is here. 00:33:24.269 --> 00:33:25.486 What? 00:33:30.943 --> 00:33:31.783 Vince is at the door. 00:33:31.819 --> 00:33:32.991 Oh good, lit him in. 00:33:33.278 --> 00:33:33.744 I'll ask him how long Ben has been banging the bimbo. 00:33:34.029 --> 00:33:34.951 Come on. 00:33:40.494 --> 00:33:41.495 Ow! 00:33:54.758 --> 00:33:55.475 No, this way. 00:33:55.759 --> 00:33:57.011 This way! 00:34:06.186 --> 00:34:06.778 This is great. 00:34:07.062 --> 00:34:08.022 Where did baby hughy go? 00:34:08.230 --> 00:34:09.482 Ok, Would you stop it? 00:34:09.773 --> 00:34:10.899 He just looks young. 00:34:15.988 --> 00:34:16.830 Ooh, oh. 00:34:17.114 --> 00:34:17.615 You're here. 00:34:17.906 --> 00:34:18.406 Hi. 00:34:18.615 --> 00:34:20.117 Didn't hear you come in. 00:34:20.409 --> 00:34:21.956 You are beautiful. 00:34:22.244 --> 00:34:23.245 God damn. 00:34:23.537 --> 00:34:25.005 You find the place ok'? 00:34:25.289 --> 00:34:27.041 Who the hell are you? 00:34:27.332 --> 00:34:28.800 I'm VINNY. 00:34:29.084 --> 00:34:31.758 Are you not Jamie, my naughty Craigslist hottie? 00:34:32.045 --> 00:34:32.637 I'm calling the police. 00:34:32.921 --> 00:34:34.343 Woah, woah, relax. 00:34:34.631 --> 00:34:35.598 If anybody's calling the police it's me, ok? 00:34:35.883 --> 00:34:37.603 Ben didn't tell me anybody was staying here. 00:34:37.718 --> 00:34:40.597 He didn't me the circus was coming to town either. 00:34:40.888 --> 00:34:41.855 Sounds hinky. 00:34:42.139 --> 00:34:43.106 I'm Ben's partner. 00:34:43.390 --> 00:34:44.642 And that sounds hinky to me. 00:34:44.933 --> 00:34:48.528 If you were Ben's partner, you should know I'm here. 00:34:49.771 --> 00:34:51.239 The bastard's cheating on me. 00:34:51.523 --> 00:34:53.116 That bastards cheating on you. 00:34:53.400 --> 00:34:54.822 I'm going to recircumsize him. 00:35:23.055 --> 00:35:25.683 This is exactly why Vince and I have an open relationship. 00:35:25.974 --> 00:35:27.976 Then why are we hiding in the boat house? 00:35:29.228 --> 00:35:32.448 Maybe he's having an affair too. 00:35:32.731 --> 00:35:34.825 No, Vince Would never- rule number 4, remember, 00:35:35.108 --> 00:35:36.826 always an away game. 00:35:37.110 --> 00:35:38.737 But, You're here. 00:35:39.029 --> 00:35:41.031 Oh, I didn't think of that. 00:35:41.323 --> 00:35:45.328 Never mind about you. I am getting even tonight. 00:35:45.619 --> 00:35:47.041 To think, you know, I could've hooked up with Matt 00:35:47.329 --> 00:35:48.922 at the party, but I said no. 00:35:49.206 --> 00:35:51.504 You Would not even cheat on a math test. 00:35:51.792 --> 00:35:54.591 I can just see you dining on wiener and balls. 00:35:54.878 --> 00:35:56.095 No. No, I'm doing it. 00:35:57.673 --> 00:35:59.596 Even if it's Owen. 00:36:00.050 --> 00:36:01.142 Owen's gay. 00:36:02.386 --> 00:36:04.104 Not tonight he's not. 00:36:10.936 --> 00:36:12.813 Oh! 00:36:21.321 --> 00:36:22.447 Kate? 00:36:24.241 --> 00:36:25.333 Gabi? 00:36:26.034 --> 00:36:26.534 Vince? 00:36:26.702 --> 00:36:28.124 - Hi Ben. - Oh! 00:36:28.412 --> 00:36:29.538 - Don't do that? - Do what? 00:36:29.830 --> 00:36:30.330 Is she here? 00:36:30.539 --> 00:36:31.415 Oh yeah. 00:36:33.166 --> 00:36:35.246 No, no she's not. But why you holding out on me, man? 00:36:35.377 --> 00:36:37.050 Is Kate here? 00:36:37.337 --> 00:36:38.259 No. 00:36:38.547 --> 00:36:40.845 You can stop acting all freaked out now, ok? 00:36:41.133 --> 00:36:42.806 She's gone. 00:36:44.803 --> 00:36:46.083 Did you talk to Emma Cooney yet? 00:36:46.305 --> 00:36:48.854 Of course. Relax, she couldn't have been more pleasant. 00:36:49.141 --> 00:36:50.462 That's great. When are we meeting? 00:36:50.600 --> 00:36:51.021 Tonight at the party. 00:36:51.310 --> 00:36:52.357 She invited you? 00:36:52.644 --> 00:36:53.566 Not exactly. 00:36:53.854 --> 00:36:55.276 But she gave you an invitation? 00:36:55.564 --> 00:36:56.656 Not exactly. 00:36:56.940 --> 00:36:58.317 But You're on the list? 00:36:58.608 --> 00:36:59.530 Not exactly. 00:36:59.818 --> 00:37:00.865 Stop it. How are we getting in to the party? 00:37:01.153 --> 00:37:02.826 I don't know about you. I'm crashin'. 00:37:11.496 --> 00:37:12.713 VINCY WINCY! 00:37:12.998 --> 00:37:14.375 Ooh! 00:37:16.960 --> 00:37:17.586 I'm Vince. 00:37:17.878 --> 00:37:19.755 Oh my God, yes! 00:37:21.590 --> 00:37:22.591 And you brought a friend. 00:37:22.883 --> 00:37:24.385 This is my best friend MEGGIE. 00:37:24.676 --> 00:37:25.893 Hello. 00:37:26.178 --> 00:37:27.179 Since we'd never seen each other, I didn't know if 00:37:27.471 --> 00:37:29.272 you were gonna be like a creep or one of those 00:37:29.431 --> 00:37:31.058 catch a predator freaks or whatever. 00:37:31.350 --> 00:37:32.067 I'm no creep. 00:37:32.351 --> 00:37:34.319 Yeah, he doesn't look like a creep. 00:37:34.603 --> 00:37:35.695 Come on, this is Ben. 00:37:35.979 --> 00:37:37.652 Oh, Vince told me. 00:37:37.939 --> 00:37:40.033 You're the poor guy with the women problems. 00:37:40.317 --> 00:37:42.035 Po rr little fella. 00:37:42.319 --> 00:37:44.071 Your casa is tight. 00:37:44.363 --> 00:37:46.912 We are gonna have mad fun. 00:37:48.450 --> 00:37:49.417 Excuse me, what are you doing inviting 00:37:49.701 --> 00:37:51.248 the Jersey shore in here? 00:37:51.536 --> 00:37:53.129 Kate already thinks that I'm cheating with Gabi. 00:37:53.413 --> 00:37:53.914 Aren't you'? 00:37:54.206 --> 00:37:55.549 No, of course not. 00:37:55.832 --> 00:37:57.084 Why not? 00:37:57.376 --> 00:37:58.798 The fact that You're hiding Gabi from Kate means that 00:37:59.086 --> 00:38:01.635 subconsciously you want something to happen. 00:38:01.922 --> 00:38:02.718 Hold on, just because you have a screwed up 00:38:03.006 --> 00:38:03.677 relationship, doesn't mean- 00:38:03.965 --> 00:38:05.262 let me stop you right there. 00:38:05.550 --> 00:38:08.303 L- love my wife. 00:38:08.595 --> 00:38:09.471 I Would die for her. 00:38:09.763 --> 00:38:12.266 Do not judge what you don't understand. 00:38:12.557 --> 00:38:14.434 Yo VINNY, when we going to the beach? 00:38:14.726 --> 00:38:15.773 Very soon. 00:38:16.061 --> 00:38:17.062 I just don't get how You're fine with your wife 00:38:17.354 --> 00:38:19.698 banging every swinger in the tri state area? 00:38:19.981 --> 00:38:21.483 You think cam has fooled around? 00:38:21.775 --> 00:38:23.118 Cam is a shopper. 00:38:23.402 --> 00:38:26.121 The way to get her off is to yell "sale." 00:38:32.619 --> 00:38:34.659 Honestly Vince, is the Emma Cooney thing bull so you 00:38:34.746 --> 00:38:35.867 can just have your little... 00:38:37.374 --> 00:38:38.751 "Vince gone wild" weekend? 00:38:39.042 --> 00:38:40.282 Vin, where can we put our stuff? 00:38:40.460 --> 00:38:42.508 Upstairs, but first... 00:38:42.796 --> 00:38:43.672 Who wants Martinis? 00:38:43.964 --> 00:38:45.341 Only they won't be teeny. 00:38:46.800 --> 00:38:48.222 He's so witty. 00:38:48.510 --> 00:38:49.682 Get them the hell out of here right now. 00:38:49.970 --> 00:38:50.596 I Can't. 00:38:50.887 --> 00:38:51.638 Why not? 00:38:51.930 --> 00:38:54.024 They are our ticket into the party. 00:38:54.307 --> 00:38:57.186 Martinis are nice, but MOJITOS are nicer. 00:39:03.358 --> 00:39:05.406 No, no, shoo. 00:39:07.320 --> 00:39:08.947 Bad, bad, bad. 00:39:10.449 --> 00:39:11.729 Did baby HUGHEY go home to mommy? 00:39:11.908 --> 00:39:13.251 Ugh, stop it with the baby jokes. 00:39:13.535 --> 00:39:14.957 He told me he was 24. 00:39:17.998 --> 00:39:19.466 That's gross. 00:39:19.749 --> 00:39:20.671 When did you get a dog? 00:39:20.959 --> 00:39:22.336 He's the neighbors. 00:39:31.094 --> 00:39:32.721 Why me'?! 00:39:41.313 --> 00:39:42.360 You see that, huh? 00:39:42.647 --> 00:39:44.570 Would you look at that? Is that beautiful? Huh? 00:39:48.653 --> 00:39:49.245 What? 00:39:49.529 --> 00:39:50.451 Nothing. 00:39:50.739 --> 00:39:52.241 The beach. 00:39:52.532 --> 00:39:53.909 Nude sun bathing. 00:39:54.201 --> 00:39:55.161 Oh my gosh, you are bad. 00:39:55.368 --> 00:39:55.968 No, You're bad. 00:39:56.203 --> 00:39:56.795 You're bad. You're bad. 00:39:57.078 --> 00:39:59.046 Ladies, you're both bad. 00:40:02.375 --> 00:40:04.878 He is so tomorrows obituary. 00:40:06.630 --> 00:40:07.756 Hey Eric. 00:40:09.674 --> 00:40:11.301 God damn it. 00:40:12.344 --> 00:40:13.596 You girls have lovely tans. 00:40:13.887 --> 00:40:17.437 You know we got 'em diving in, um, turks and Caicos. 00:40:17.724 --> 00:40:18.270 Oh. 00:40:18.558 --> 00:40:20.231 I love to dive for conch. 00:40:21.478 --> 00:40:22.195 Me too. 00:40:24.773 --> 00:40:25.945 I don't get it. 00:40:27.025 --> 00:40:28.368 What about your open relationship? 00:40:28.652 --> 00:40:30.404 It just slammed shut. 00:40:38.328 --> 00:40:39.449 Cameron, I don't understand. 00:40:39.496 --> 00:40:41.339 I thought that you agreed to this. 00:40:41.623 --> 00:40:42.966 I did. But... 00:40:43.250 --> 00:40:46.129 Jeez, only because I didn't want to lose him. 00:40:51.675 --> 00:40:52.597 Shoo, shoo. 00:40:54.719 --> 00:40:55.971 Go. 00:41:03.061 --> 00:41:05.860 Benjamin, thank you, thank you. 00:41:07.566 --> 00:41:08.692 This is three. You need one. 00:41:08.984 --> 00:41:11.112 Make a fourth. Please. 00:41:11.403 --> 00:41:13.163 Before Vince and I got married, I knew he was 00:41:13.405 --> 00:41:16.284 wild and unpredictable. 00:41:16.575 --> 00:41:18.202 Part of why I love him, right? 00:41:18.493 --> 00:41:20.916 I guess I kinda thought if I let him be with other women, 00:41:21.204 --> 00:41:26.426 afterwards, he'd realize that I'm the only one he wants. 00:41:30.213 --> 00:41:31.260 Ooh! 00:41:32.048 --> 00:41:34.050 Reba. 00:41:34.593 --> 00:41:35.845 You've never done it. 00:41:36.595 --> 00:41:38.643 You Can't do it. 00:41:39.389 --> 00:41:41.357 You're a monogamist. 00:41:42.851 --> 00:41:45.400 How 'bout some music, Benny? We need music. 00:41:45.687 --> 00:41:47.314 Music, can you put the music on, Ben? 00:41:48.481 --> 00:41:49.403 There you go. Music. 00:41:49.691 --> 00:41:50.613 I really need to dance. 00:41:50.900 --> 00:41:51.651 Sometimes I feel like I just need to dance. 00:41:51.943 --> 00:41:52.739 Come on. 00:41:53.028 --> 00:41:55.076 Oh, I've got some moves to show you. 00:41:55.363 --> 00:41:58.708 I've got moves to show both of you. 00:42:07.000 --> 00:42:07.876 Come on, ladies, let's get you upstairs. 00:42:08.168 --> 00:42:08.885 Come on. 00:42:09.169 --> 00:42:10.512 Let's go. 00:42:15.258 --> 00:42:16.384 Hell no. 00:42:17.886 --> 00:42:19.729 Your room, ladie-oh! 00:42:20.013 --> 00:42:20.935 There's only one bed. 00:42:21.222 --> 00:42:22.144 Oh, that's ok. 00:42:22.432 --> 00:42:23.934 We can sleep together. 00:42:24.225 --> 00:42:25.898 Why didn't I think of that? 00:42:28.355 --> 00:42:29.106 Go away, gay dog. 00:42:29.397 --> 00:42:31.820 Stop. My body, my choice. 00:42:37.197 --> 00:42:38.870 Keys, keys, where'd she put the keys? 00:42:43.870 --> 00:42:45.338 Can't even get a boner if the cat's in the room... 00:42:45.622 --> 00:42:47.716 Look, I don't mean to get all uptight and judgy- 00:42:47.999 --> 00:42:48.839 no, no it's all good. 00:42:49.084 --> 00:42:51.007 It's just... I'm not you man. 00:42:51.294 --> 00:42:54.138 I Can't sign up for the Vince's idiot guide to a marriage. 00:42:54.422 --> 00:42:55.264 I didn't mean that. 00:42:55.548 --> 00:42:56.349 That came out wrong. 00:42:57.550 --> 00:43:01.930 I'm just saying if Kate cheated on me, 00:43:02.222 --> 00:43:02.973 I'd consider killing myself. 00:43:03.264 --> 00:43:04.561 No! 00:43:04.849 --> 00:43:06.192 Any pricks doing your old lady, they'd be dead meat, alright? 00:43:06.476 --> 00:43:07.523 You're my boy, Ben. 00:43:07.811 --> 00:43:09.279 I Would go goodfellas on 'em. 00:43:09.562 --> 00:43:10.734 Medieval torture stuff? 00:43:11.022 --> 00:43:12.695 No, no that's Pulp Fiction. Get your movies straight. 00:43:12.982 --> 00:43:14.199 I'm trying to be sincere. You're fucking it up. 00:43:14.484 --> 00:43:15.605 Not only do I got your back. 00:43:15.819 --> 00:43:18.322 I'd take the boat out, I'd cut the weasel up. 00:43:19.322 --> 00:43:22.166 I'm so fucked. 00:43:22.450 --> 00:43:24.248 Sopranos style. 00:43:37.382 --> 00:43:38.975 Woo! 00:43:39.843 --> 00:43:41.470 Well ladies, we wanna be early. 00:43:41.761 --> 00:43:42.227 I'm gonna stay here. 00:43:42.512 --> 00:43:43.073 Wait for Kate. 00:43:43.304 --> 00:43:44.726 You do that. Good luck. 00:43:45.014 --> 00:43:46.186 Bye bye, Benny. 00:43:47.142 --> 00:43:48.769 We'll see you later, right? 00:43:51.938 --> 00:43:53.110 Hey don't worry. 00:43:53.398 --> 00:43:55.438 I'm gonna have Cooney signed by the time I get back. 00:44:00.071 --> 00:44:01.698 Who doesn't have a door knob'? 00:44:01.990 --> 00:44:03.333 How are you supposed to get out of the closet when. 00:44:03.616 --> 00:44:05.459 You're trapped in the closet? 00:44:05.952 --> 00:44:06.919 Your chariot awaits. 00:44:07.203 --> 00:44:08.643 Oh my God. This is gonna be so great. 00:44:10.457 --> 00:44:12.084 Aww, how sweet. 00:44:12.375 --> 00:44:14.127 He likes you. 00:44:14.919 --> 00:44:17.263 Ooh, somebody needs a doggie mint. 00:44:17.547 --> 00:44:18.969 Yes, you do. 00:44:19.549 --> 00:44:22.018 I'm gonna die over cougars. 00:44:28.683 --> 00:44:30.481 You must think I'm pretty stupid, huh? 00:44:30.769 --> 00:44:32.612 No. No. 00:44:32.896 --> 00:44:34.648 I think You're a woman in love. 00:44:36.524 --> 00:44:37.696 Let's just go home. 00:44:37.984 --> 00:44:40.908 No, We're going to the Dolce vita ball, ok? 00:44:41.196 --> 00:44:42.197 Come on. 00:44:42.781 --> 00:44:43.327 Let's go. 00:44:43.615 --> 00:44:44.411 You'll have fun. 00:44:45.325 --> 00:44:46.451 Come on. 00:44:50.789 --> 00:44:52.006 Oh crap. 00:44:53.374 --> 00:44:54.216 Cameron? 00:44:54.501 --> 00:44:55.468 Hugh was our ticket into the party. 00:44:55.752 --> 00:44:57.379 How are we gonna get in'? 00:44:57.921 --> 00:45:00.174 The old fashioned way, baby. 00:45:01.382 --> 00:45:02.429 Damn. 00:45:02.717 --> 00:45:04.185 This is the new you. 00:45:04.761 --> 00:45:05.808 Let's fricking do it. 00:45:06.095 --> 00:45:08.143 We've got three hours 'til this party starts. 00:45:08.431 --> 00:45:11.901 So let's whore up, baby. 00:45:12.185 --> 00:45:13.402 Chicka wow wow. 00:45:13.686 --> 00:45:15.279 Boom chicka wow wow. 00:45:18.942 --> 00:45:21.070 I died a virgin. 00:45:22.403 --> 00:45:24.622 Those Jersey girls, I mean who likes fake tits? 00:45:24.906 --> 00:45:26.283 Ahgk, nobody. 00:45:28.284 --> 00:45:29.410 I have nothing to wear. 00:45:29.702 --> 00:45:31.454 I'm not even wearing my good panties. 00:45:31.746 --> 00:45:32.918 Why wear any? 00:45:33.206 --> 00:45:36.050 Oh, let's steal some of the Brazilian bimbo's clothes. 00:45:36.334 --> 00:45:37.551 No, no, no. I Would never. 00:45:37.836 --> 00:45:39.133 Alright look, I'll wear something of hers, 00:45:39.420 --> 00:45:40.046 and you can wear my new dress. 00:45:40.338 --> 00:45:41.055 No, no. 00:45:42.549 --> 00:45:44.669 How do you not work and afford such expensive clothes? 00:45:44.843 --> 00:45:46.060 I Can't. 00:45:46.344 --> 00:45:48.505 You know Vince may have his 10 rules. But I've got one. 00:45:48.680 --> 00:45:50.148 The wife shopping code of conduct. 00:45:50.431 --> 00:45:51.307 Bang him into debt. 00:45:51.599 --> 00:45:53.567 Credit cards, mortgage, hell maternity... 00:45:53.852 --> 00:45:54.572 Whatever it takes. 00:45:54.769 --> 00:45:56.066 True confessions of a shopaholic. 00:45:56.354 --> 00:45:57.856 'Til death do you part. 00:45:58.147 --> 00:45:59.114 Holla! 00:45:59.399 --> 00:46:01.868 You know what, let's get this party started. 00:46:02.151 --> 00:46:02.902 I'm going to get us some jaeger shots. 00:46:03.194 --> 00:46:04.571 Ok, I'm gonna take a bath. 00:46:14.247 --> 00:46:17.046 I didn't even get to see them makeout. 00:46:20.461 --> 00:46:21.633 Bad idea. 00:46:27.802 --> 00:46:28.803 Ahh! 00:46:30.221 --> 00:46:31.438 Here's the shortcut- I feel like I'm on survivor. 00:46:31.723 --> 00:46:32.895 This is so thrilling. 00:46:33.182 --> 00:46:34.525 It's an honest to God adventure. 00:46:34.809 --> 00:46:36.449 A little further. It should be right here. 00:46:36.644 --> 00:46:38.396 We still have so much to do, and your dragging me out. 00:46:38.688 --> 00:46:39.888 The party starts in two hours. 00:46:40.023 --> 00:46:41.275 Well There's no way I'm taking a shower with that 00:46:41.566 --> 00:46:43.113 perv in there. I'll be quick. 00:46:44.277 --> 00:46:44.777 Duade? 00:46:45.028 --> 00:46:45.950 Yes sir. 00:46:46.237 --> 00:46:47.917 I have help Ms. Chobain pick out an outfit. 00:46:48.197 --> 00:46:49.494 She needs a man's touch. 00:46:49.782 --> 00:46:51.159 Mm. 00:46:51.451 --> 00:46:52.543 Don't we all? 00:46:54.162 --> 00:46:56.915 Be careful with that, please, and move that fucking tree. 00:47:01.628 --> 00:47:03.756 Aren't you a little old to be playing hide and seek? 00:47:04.047 --> 00:47:04.639 Haha. 00:47:04.923 --> 00:47:05.890 Very funny. 00:47:06.174 --> 00:47:07.975 What did you do'? Bite the head off something? 00:47:08.509 --> 00:47:10.557 I'm ok. I'm ok. 00:47:11.095 --> 00:47:12.722 Oh shit. 00:47:13.932 --> 00:47:15.149 Sto p it. 00:47:15.433 --> 00:47:16.810 Hugh, you are not wearing this dress. It's for Kate. 00:47:17.101 --> 00:47:18.648 I'm tired of being naked. 00:47:18.937 --> 00:47:20.939 Please, I'm begging you. 00:47:24.067 --> 00:47:26.365 I told you this was a good short cut. 00:47:26.653 --> 00:47:28.826 Ladies, you go work your magic. 00:47:29.113 --> 00:47:31.707 Tell them that VINCY WINCY is on his way. 00:47:44.545 --> 00:47:45.717 Hurry up. Let's go, let's go. 00:47:46.005 --> 00:47:47.222 Chop chop. Let's git it. 00:47:47.507 --> 00:47:48.947 Thank you, thank you. Thanks so much- 00:47:48.967 --> 00:47:50.765 woah, where are you going? 00:47:51.052 --> 00:47:52.474 Hi. Just uh with the ladies. 00:47:52.762 --> 00:47:53.722 They put me on the list. 00:47:53.930 --> 00:47:54.611 I don't think so. 00:47:54.639 --> 00:47:55.731 Yeah, just now. 00:47:56.015 --> 00:47:57.562 They did tell me they expect a VINCY WINCY though. 00:47:57.850 --> 00:47:59.818 But not a little snakey snake named Vin. 00:48:00.103 --> 00:48:01.704 If I see you again, I'm calling the cops. 00:48:01.896 --> 00:48:02.897 You got that? 00:48:03.189 --> 00:48:03.781 Oh, ok. 00:48:04.065 --> 00:48:04.941 White people get locked up too. 00:48:05.233 --> 00:48:06.193 Oh. 00:48:08.611 --> 00:48:09.737 Please hurry. 00:48:10.029 --> 00:48:11.246 If fields finds out I left, he's gonna kill me. 00:48:11.531 --> 00:48:13.092 For once, can you think of someone other 00:48:13.282 --> 00:48:14.829 than you paycheck? 00:48:16.577 --> 00:48:17.123 - Hey. - Hey. 00:48:17.412 --> 00:48:18.584 Look who I found. 00:48:19.288 --> 00:48:20.540 Feathers, nice. 00:48:20.832 --> 00:48:22.755 I think pants Would be better. 00:48:23.042 --> 00:48:26.672 How the hell did I become naked man trying to escape? 00:48:26.963 --> 00:48:29.637 Oh, I've begun questioning many things myself. 00:48:29.924 --> 00:48:30.425 Cheers. 00:48:30.717 --> 00:48:31.343 Thanks. 00:48:31.634 --> 00:48:32.806 Crazy bitches. 00:48:34.637 --> 00:48:35.433 Here. 00:48:35.722 --> 00:48:37.002 Don't you dare leave with out me. 00:48:37.223 --> 00:48:38.103 Just hurry up. Please. 00:48:38.224 --> 00:48:39.476 I will. 00:48:40.059 --> 00:48:41.276 Ladies. 00:48:41.561 --> 00:48:42.403 I'm outta here. 00:48:42.687 --> 00:48:44.689 No, no, no, no, no. 00:48:44.981 --> 00:48:47.484 You promised to take us to that party and that's 00:48:47.775 --> 00:48:48.935 exactly what You're gonna do. 00:48:49.152 --> 00:48:51.154 And you know what? I think Vince has some clothes. 00:48:51.446 --> 00:48:52.993 Why don't you go in there and find some of his? 00:48:53.281 --> 00:48:54.248 I'll help you. 00:48:55.992 --> 00:48:57.039 Oh I need my drink. 00:48:57.326 --> 00:48:57.952 Hey, you know what, I'm gonna grab a shower, ok? 00:48:58.244 --> 00:48:59.416 Ok. 00:49:05.209 --> 00:49:06.461 Oh shit. 00:49:07.045 --> 00:49:09.468 Shit, shit, shit. 00:49:13.509 --> 00:49:16.353 Hey Matty, it's me kitty Kate. 00:49:17.722 --> 00:49:19.599 Gabi, I'm dying! 00:49:21.434 --> 00:49:22.981 Who the hell are you, and why are you drinking my beer? 00:49:23.269 --> 00:49:25.647 Hi, you must be the perv. 00:49:29.609 --> 00:49:30.326 Cameron? 00:49:30.610 --> 00:49:31.907 I'm in the shower. 00:49:32.195 --> 00:49:33.321 Mind if I come in? 00:49:33.613 --> 00:49:34.414 So, change of plans. 00:49:34.697 --> 00:49:35.994 I'm in the Hamptons. 00:49:36.282 --> 00:49:37.784 And I Would love to see you. 00:49:38.076 --> 00:49:39.999 Please hurry, if I don't get to the party, 00:49:40.286 --> 00:49:41.754 fields is going to castrate me. 00:49:42.038 --> 00:49:42.959 You going to the party? 00:49:43.122 --> 00:49:44.840 Honey, iam the party. 00:49:45.124 --> 00:49:46.341 Oh man, buddy, buddy. 00:49:46.626 --> 00:49:48.628 You got-fa get me in. I Would do anything. 00:49:48.920 --> 00:49:50.137 Hmm. 00:49:50.421 --> 00:49:52.389 Almost anything. 00:49:53.466 --> 00:49:54.558 No. 00:49:55.134 --> 00:49:57.432 Gabi, baby s'll vous plait. 00:49:57.720 --> 00:49:58.721 I'm dying! 00:49:59.680 --> 00:50:00.727 Owen'? 00:50:09.357 --> 00:50:10.404 Ben? 00:50:10.691 --> 00:50:11.812 What are you doing up there? 00:50:11.901 --> 00:50:13.403 Looking for cell phone service. 00:50:13.694 --> 00:50:14.911 Help me dude! 00:50:15.780 --> 00:50:16.280 Gabi! 00:50:16.531 --> 00:50:18.033 It's time to go. 00:50:18.324 --> 00:50:19.804 Gabi, I'm getting old waiting for you. 00:50:20.034 --> 00:50:20.375 Make love to me. 00:50:20.660 --> 00:50:21.160 What? 00:50:21.327 --> 00:50:22.453 Mm, mm. 00:50:25.706 --> 00:50:27.049 Owen'? 00:50:28.501 --> 00:50:29.423 Oh come on, baby. 00:50:29.710 --> 00:50:30.927 Those are couture. 00:50:31.212 --> 00:50:31.633 Talk to me naughty. 00:50:31.921 --> 00:50:33.719 Mm, mm. 00:50:34.924 --> 00:50:35.516 Owen'? 00:50:35.800 --> 00:50:36.767 Was that you? 00:50:37.051 --> 00:50:39.099 Oh look at this fancy socks. 00:50:40.555 --> 00:50:41.807 Oh yeah, baby. 00:50:44.392 --> 00:50:45.109 Oh come to mommy. 00:50:45.393 --> 00:50:46.815 Call me mommy, call me mommy. 00:50:47.103 --> 00:50:48.980 Oh yeah, 00:50:49.272 --> 00:50:49.818 Mommy. 00:50:50.106 --> 00:50:51.779 Ow, ow. 00:50:52.066 --> 00:50:52.817 You're hurting me. 00:50:53.109 --> 00:50:54.486 Ow, ow. 00:50:54.777 --> 00:50:55.699 You like it? 00:50:55.987 --> 00:50:58.740 You like it rough? You like it rough? 00:50:59.031 --> 00:51:00.283 I don't like it rough. 00:51:00.575 --> 00:51:01.792 Ow, ow. 00:51:02.076 --> 00:51:02.827 Come here baby. 00:51:03.119 --> 00:51:05.463 Hey, here you go. 00:51:05.746 --> 00:51:06.547 Where are you going? 00:51:06.664 --> 00:51:07.335 Kate? 00:51:07.623 --> 00:51:07.998 Where are you going? 00:51:08.291 --> 00:51:10.009 Owen, where are you'? 00:51:10.710 --> 00:51:11.350 I Can't do this. 00:51:11.502 --> 00:51:11.968 What's the matter'? 00:51:12.253 --> 00:51:13.220 - Ahh! - Oh shit. 00:51:14.255 --> 00:51:15.302 Owen'? 00:51:19.218 --> 00:51:19.810 Excuse me. 00:51:20.094 --> 00:51:20.640 No! 00:51:20.928 --> 00:51:22.396 You're like a man possessed. 00:51:22.680 --> 00:51:23.602 - Benny? - Gabi? 00:51:23.890 --> 00:51:24.850 What are you doing here? 00:51:25.016 --> 00:51:26.484 What do you mean? 00:51:26.767 --> 00:51:28.110 I'm so sorry for you. 00:51:28.853 --> 00:51:30.196 Owen'? 00:51:31.272 --> 00:51:32.364 Ah no! 00:51:32.648 --> 00:51:33.444 Ben, it's not what it looks like. 00:51:33.733 --> 00:51:34.700 Owen, I'm ready. 00:51:34.984 --> 00:51:36.076 Wait! 00:51:36.360 --> 00:51:37.407 Before you lie, I'd like to remind you that I'm here 00:51:37.695 --> 00:51:40.244 and Mr. naked fruity pants is right in front of me. 00:51:40.531 --> 00:51:42.625 Ben, Ben. Ben, wait! 00:51:42.909 --> 00:51:44.001 Ben, wait. Talk to me. 00:51:44.285 --> 00:51:45.411 About what, Kate? 00:51:45.703 --> 00:51:47.904 Your slutty BlackBerry messages, or your poochie goochie 00:51:47.997 --> 00:51:49.277 smoochie dress that's not yours? 00:51:49.498 --> 00:51:50.374 You re homosexual- 00:51:50.666 --> 00:51:53.545 no I'm sorry, bisexual fling? Which one? 00:51:55.796 --> 00:51:57.218 I'm disappointed in you. 00:51:58.883 --> 00:52:00.180 Ben, hey buddy. 00:52:00.468 --> 00:52:01.060 Wait up. 00:52:01.344 --> 00:52:02.766 Slow down. 00:52:05.181 --> 00:52:07.525 Get out, get out of my house! Git out! What are you doing? 00:52:07.808 --> 00:52:08.308 I'm trying. 00:52:08.476 --> 00:52:09.443 Where are you going? 00:52:09.727 --> 00:52:10.603 To fields, alright'? I'll close Cooney myself. 00:52:10.895 --> 00:52:11.895 How are you gonna get in? 00:52:11.979 --> 00:52:14.198 A little novelty called the truth, ok? 00:52:14.482 --> 00:52:15.233 Will you please put a shirt on? 00:52:15.524 --> 00:52:18.949 I fucking hate you. Git out! 00:52:19.237 --> 00:52:20.038 Have you seen Owen'? 00:52:20.238 --> 00:52:21.831 You phony French phony. 00:52:22.114 --> 00:52:25.118 Your life stylist is upstairs having an identity crisis 00:52:25.409 --> 00:52:27.377 with my best friend's fiance. 00:52:29.163 --> 00:52:30.631 Ok, ok. 00:52:34.835 --> 00:52:35.927 Nah, I don't believe this. 00:52:36.212 --> 00:52:37.509 This doesn't make sense. 00:52:37.797 --> 00:52:39.640 I swear to God I'm going to kick his poufy ass. 00:52:39.924 --> 00:52:41.141 You better be sure. 00:52:55.398 --> 00:52:57.196 Ahh! 00:52:58.901 --> 00:53:02.246 Ahh! Ahh! 00:53:07.785 --> 00:53:09.913 Get your boy jewels off me. 00:53:13.249 --> 00:53:14.089 Ugh, they touched me. 00:53:14.709 --> 00:53:15.549 Who the hell is that? 00:53:15.793 --> 00:53:17.636 You travel with your own boy toy? 00:53:17.920 --> 00:53:18.386 We weren't boinking. 00:53:18.671 --> 00:53:19.271 We were hiding. 00:53:19.463 --> 00:53:20.430 Between his cheeks? 00:53:20.715 --> 00:53:21.637 I'm not into boys. 00:53:21.924 --> 00:53:23.551 Not that young anyways. 00:53:23.843 --> 00:53:24.935 Gabi, I wasn't with him. You know that. 00:53:25.219 --> 00:53:26.266 Yeah, right. 00:53:26.554 --> 00:53:28.056 Because you were in there with that skinny bitch. 00:53:28.347 --> 00:53:29.473 Yeah, so? 00:53:29.765 --> 00:53:32.268 So what are you doing with her when you are with me? 00:53:32.560 --> 00:53:34.358 Ahh! 00:53:34.645 --> 00:53:35.111 It's just business. 00:53:35.396 --> 00:53:36.067 It's business. 00:53:37.189 --> 00:53:38.111 Ow ow ow! 00:53:38.399 --> 00:53:39.651 Why is everyone hitting me? 00:53:39.942 --> 00:53:42.991 You're really hurting me. 00:53:43.738 --> 00:53:45.331 Ow! Ow! 00:53:47.616 --> 00:53:48.663 That really hurts. 00:53:48.951 --> 00:53:50.953 That was a bitch slapping. 00:54:08.137 --> 00:54:09.639 Get out of my house. 00:54:09.930 --> 00:54:10.430 What? 00:54:10.598 --> 00:54:11.724 You heard me, out. 00:54:12.016 --> 00:54:13.233 What's your problem? 00:54:16.562 --> 00:54:19.816 If it wasn't for you and your moronic open relationship', 00:54:20.107 --> 00:54:21.609 then I wouldn't have come down here to save your 00:54:21.901 --> 00:54:25.576 sorry ass and stumbled upon that slut and those condoms. 00:54:25.863 --> 00:54:30.334 Which forced me to have an affair with a gay man. 00:54:30.618 --> 00:54:32.791 Yeah. So now I'm the one who's being blamed for having 00:54:33.079 --> 00:54:35.798 an affair when it's really Ben who's been cheating. 00:54:36.082 --> 00:54:39.677 So Ben breaks up with me as if it's my fault. 00:54:41.337 --> 00:54:44.011 But it's all your fault. 00:54:44.590 --> 00:54:47.389 Woah, it is not my fault your boyfriend is banging 00:54:47.676 --> 00:54:49.474 some Rio biombo. 00:54:49.762 --> 00:54:50.684 Get out of my house. 00:54:50.971 --> 00:54:52.848 I never want to see you again. 00:55:00.731 --> 00:55:01.948 Where are you going? I need- 00:55:02.233 --> 00:55:03.450 I'm out of here. I'm leaving. That's where I'm going. 00:55:03.734 --> 00:55:04.826 Please, you have to tell Ben that nothing happened. 00:55:05.111 --> 00:55:05.987 Please, please. 00:55:06.278 --> 00:55:07.700 Are you crazy. I quit. 00:55:07.988 --> 00:55:09.069 Expect my bill in the mail. 00:55:09.198 --> 00:55:09.949 Fine, quit, but please talk to Ben and tell 00:55:10.241 --> 00:55:11.562 him that nothing happened. Please. 00:55:11.659 --> 00:55:12.699 Where the hell is my car'? 00:55:12.785 --> 00:55:13.832 Gabi! Damn it! 00:55:14.120 --> 00:55:16.168 My whole life is falling apart and all anyone cares 00:55:16.455 --> 00:55:17.495 about is that stupid girl. 00:55:17.581 --> 00:55:19.754 Ok, ok, I'm sorry. 00:55:20.918 --> 00:55:22.170 Pardon me. 00:55:22.461 --> 00:55:24.429 I hope I'm not interrupting anything. 00:55:24.713 --> 00:55:25.589 Oh, you're- 00:55:25.881 --> 00:55:27.554 Emma Cooney. 00:55:27.842 --> 00:55:29.719 Oh my God. I'm sorry. 00:55:30.010 --> 00:55:31.887 It's such a pleasure to meet you. 00:55:32.179 --> 00:55:33.431 Ben will be so pleased that You're here. 00:55:33.722 --> 00:55:34.689 There he is. Ben! 00:55:36.267 --> 00:55:37.564 Emma? 00:55:38.060 --> 00:55:39.528 Hi. 00:55:39.812 --> 00:55:40.813 Ben? 00:55:41.355 --> 00:55:42.277 Come in. Come in. 00:55:43.691 --> 00:55:44.943 Welcome. 00:55:45.734 --> 00:55:46.906 So glad you could come. 00:55:47.194 --> 00:55:48.491 Isn't it nice, yes? 00:55:48.779 --> 00:55:53.501 I assume that you've already mit my lovely wife, right here. 00:55:53.784 --> 00:55:55.502 Your wife'? 00:55:56.537 --> 00:56:00.041 Now... but you two and-'? 00:56:00.332 --> 00:56:01.128 Oh, don't be silly. 00:56:01.417 --> 00:56:02.760 No, he's teasing. 00:56:03.043 --> 00:56:04.465 No, I'm Cameron. 00:56:06.714 --> 00:56:09.684 I'm Vince's wife. 00:56:11.760 --> 00:56:13.433 You're Vince? 00:56:15.181 --> 00:56:19.027 You look nothing like how I imagined you from your emails. 00:56:20.227 --> 00:56:21.588 Oh but who looks like their emails? 00:56:25.065 --> 00:56:26.317 It's true. 00:56:26.609 --> 00:56:27.781 True. 00:56:28.068 --> 00:56:28.944 Nobody, so... 00:56:29.236 --> 00:56:29.987 Nobody. 00:56:31.906 --> 00:56:34.250 Well, I hate to be a bother. I just thought I'd uh... 00:56:34.533 --> 00:56:39.289 Take Ben up on his kind offer of a pre-gala libation. 00:56:39.580 --> 00:56:40.206 Yes. 00:56:40.498 --> 00:56:41.499 Do you like MOJITOS'? 00:56:41.790 --> 00:56:42.310 I don't know. 00:56:42.541 --> 00:56:44.134 Well, let's discover now. 00:56:44.418 --> 00:56:45.965 Please, please. 00:56:46.962 --> 00:56:47.633 I don't want to be Vince. 00:56:47.922 --> 00:56:49.082 Tough, you owe Ben this much. 00:56:49.298 --> 00:56:50.595 I don't owe him anything. 00:56:50.883 --> 00:56:54.012 Well you know what, I owe you so if you ever want to collect. 00:56:56.180 --> 00:56:57.523 You've got 15 seconds. 00:56:57.806 --> 00:56:59.103 Alright, I know you've probably already heard a ton of crazy 00:56:59.391 --> 00:56:59.812 stories today, but I'm gonna go a little different direction. 00:57:00.100 --> 00:57:00.851 A little honesty. 00:57:01.143 --> 00:57:02.986 Look, I'm not on the guest list, ok? 00:57:03.270 --> 00:57:04.310 I don't even like parties. 00:57:04.355 --> 00:57:05.315 I don't want to be here. 00:57:05.397 --> 00:57:06.990 I just need to talk to Emma Cooney. 00:57:07.274 --> 00:57:08.651 You know Emma Cooney'? 00:57:08.943 --> 00:57:10.160 Yeah. 00:57:10.653 --> 00:57:11.870 Ben Roberts. 00:57:12.696 --> 00:57:13.743 Ben Roberts. 00:57:14.031 --> 00:57:15.078 I know Ben Roberts. 00:57:15.366 --> 00:57:15.866 What? 00:57:15.991 --> 00:57:17.288 You're not him. 00:57:17.576 --> 00:57:18.452 You're just another sneaky sneak trying to get into this party. 00:57:18.744 --> 00:57:19.290 I'm not a sneaky sneak. 00:57:19.578 --> 00:57:20.454 Da-da-yes you are. 00:57:20.746 --> 00:57:22.266 But guess what, I got something for ya. 00:57:22.414 --> 00:57:23.540 Fellas. 00:57:24.959 --> 00:57:26.176 Get 'em! 00:57:29.129 --> 00:57:30.676 I love FROGGIE the detective. 00:57:30.965 --> 00:57:33.889 It was so moving. 00:57:35.427 --> 00:57:36.929 So, is your wife here, Ben? 00:57:37.221 --> 00:57:38.689 I'd love to meet her. 00:57:39.181 --> 00:57:40.683 Wife'? No. 00:57:40.975 --> 00:57:42.147 We're not, uh, married. 00:57:42.434 --> 00:57:43.731 They're not even engaged. 00:57:46.647 --> 00:57:47.739 Kate's upstairs. 00:57:48.023 --> 00:57:50.822 Oh, oh, look. There's Kate right now. 00:57:51.110 --> 00:57:52.532 You are here. 00:57:52.820 --> 00:57:56.415 Kate, meet Emma Cooney, the author. 00:57:56.699 --> 00:57:57.871 Nice to meet you, Kate. 00:57:58.158 --> 00:58:00.160 Lovely home you have here. 00:58:01.829 --> 00:58:02.796 Please. 00:58:04.164 --> 00:58:05.211 Thank you. 00:58:05.499 --> 00:58:09.094 I don't know, I thought it felt a bit goshe... 00:58:09.378 --> 00:58:11.847 Ostentatious, nouveau rich e. 00:58:12.131 --> 00:58:14.091 Oh no, I think it'll be lovely when it's finished. 00:58:14.133 --> 00:58:17.478 Oh, do you think so'? I don't know. 00:58:18.554 --> 00:58:19.897 Katie. 00:58:21.432 --> 00:58:22.433 Vince. 00:58:22.725 --> 00:58:24.227 Drink up, Kate. 00:58:25.936 --> 00:58:27.358 You've gotta be kidding me. 00:58:27.646 --> 00:58:28.238 So, Emma- 00:58:29.356 --> 00:58:30.198 Ben? 00:58:33.110 --> 00:58:34.612 Ben. 00:58:35.029 --> 00:58:35.629 Look who it is. 00:58:35.821 --> 00:58:37.038 It's... 00:58:37.323 --> 00:58:38.495 Owen. 00:58:38.782 --> 00:58:39.999 Yes, Owen. 00:58:40.284 --> 00:58:41.706 Our interior designer. 00:58:41.994 --> 00:58:43.541 Uh, he prefers life stylist. 00:58:43.829 --> 00:58:44.329 Whatever. 00:58:44.496 --> 00:58:45.216 It doesn't matter. 00:58:45.247 --> 00:58:46.339 Owen manners. 00:58:46.624 --> 00:58:47.796 What are you doing here? 00:58:48.083 --> 00:58:49.710 Aren't you the wunderkind in charge of tonight's bash? 00:58:50.002 --> 00:58:51.254 Not for long. 00:58:51.545 --> 00:58:53.263 What the hell is going on? 00:58:53.547 --> 00:58:54.719 What are you guys doing? 00:58:55.007 --> 00:58:57.886 Who the fuck-oh! 00:58:58.177 --> 00:58:59.019 Oh my God. 00:58:59.303 --> 00:58:59.849 No way. 00:59:00.137 --> 00:59:01.013 Excuse us. 00:59:01.305 --> 00:59:03.103 Owen keeps insisting we go to the party. 00:59:03.390 --> 00:59:04.391 That's awesome. 00:59:04.683 --> 00:59:05.525 Kate, what is she doing here? 00:59:05.809 --> 00:59:06.370 Pay attention. 00:59:06.644 --> 00:59:07.765 Owen is Vince. Vince is you. 00:59:07.936 --> 00:59:09.529 I'm Cameron. Cameron's me. 00:59:09.813 --> 00:59:10.313 Go with it. 00:59:10.481 --> 00:59:11.733 What'? Why? 00:59:12.024 --> 00:59:13.617 Because it's the only truth that will make this lie work. 00:59:13.901 --> 00:59:17.371 But wait, if Owen is Vince, and Vince is me, 00:59:17.655 --> 00:59:19.828 does that mean that I'm...? 00:59:20.115 --> 00:59:21.241 Yep. 00:59:21.533 --> 00:59:24.286 Look, do you want this magical princess book, or not? 00:59:24.578 --> 00:59:25.500 Go. 00:59:29.458 --> 00:59:30.630 Oh my God. 00:59:30.918 --> 00:59:32.958 Oh my God, Emma Cooney, I'm such a big fan of yours. 00:59:33.212 --> 00:59:34.212 It's so nice to meet you. 00:59:34.254 --> 00:59:34.974 Give me your hand. 00:59:35.172 --> 00:59:35.718 I'm Owen. 00:59:36.799 --> 00:59:37.891 Ah! 00:59:40.010 --> 00:59:40.681 I'm so sorry. 00:59:40.969 --> 00:59:42.892 It went down the wrong hole. 00:59:46.433 --> 00:59:47.730 Let me get that for you. Wait. 00:59:48.018 --> 00:59:48.814 There you go. You look beautiful. 00:59:49.103 --> 00:59:50.623 We're really big fans. Really big fans. 00:59:50.729 --> 00:59:52.106 Right Kate? 00:59:52.398 --> 00:59:53.570 Ahh! 00:59:53.899 --> 00:59:54.991 Yes. 00:59:55.275 --> 00:59:57.198 Big, big fans. 00:59:59.905 --> 01:00:00.872 I'll get it. 01:00:01.156 --> 01:00:03.124 I should answer that. It's probably for me. 01:00:03.617 --> 01:00:05.164 Hello? 01:00:05.452 --> 01:00:06.294 Who? 01:00:06.578 --> 01:00:07.545 Hugh? 01:00:07.830 --> 01:00:09.002 What? 01:00:09.415 --> 01:00:11.415 How Would I know if Hugh is banging cougars or not? 01:00:11.625 --> 01:00:12.746 That doesn't make any sense. 01:00:18.507 --> 01:00:19.679 Wrong number. 01:00:19.967 --> 01:00:21.264 Perhaps I should be going. 01:00:21.552 --> 01:00:22.152 Absolutely not. 01:00:22.386 --> 01:00:24.059 You should not be going. 01:00:24.847 --> 01:00:25.894 You know what, I think I will join you. 01:00:26.181 --> 01:00:27.821 I'm just gonna go upstairs and freshen up. 01:00:28.976 --> 01:00:29.818 Please sit. 01:00:30.102 --> 01:00:30.819 Come on. 01:00:31.103 --> 01:00:31.774 Come on. 01:00:32.062 --> 01:00:34.110 No, just chips? 01:00:34.398 --> 01:00:36.617 So Emma, how's your new e-book, any pop ups in it? 01:00:36.900 --> 01:00:38.743 Ah, idiot. 01:00:39.027 --> 01:00:40.495 I'm so sorry. 01:00:40.779 --> 01:00:43.373 Ben you publish electronic kid books, not porn. 01:00:43.657 --> 01:00:45.659 But we have spam blockers for the pop ups. 01:00:45.951 --> 01:00:47.624 The children will be safe. 01:00:49.079 --> 01:00:50.079 Hey, where are you going? 01:00:50.289 --> 01:00:52.166 To make up for lost time. 01:00:52.458 --> 01:00:54.301 Hey, hey, why'd you come down here and spy on me anyway? 01:00:54.585 --> 01:00:55.711 You know the rules. 01:00:56.003 --> 01:00:58.097 Baby, I came down here to have a little fun myself. 01:00:59.548 --> 01:01:01.266 Do you ever even think about that? 01:01:03.385 --> 01:01:04.887 Is that what the phone call was? 01:01:05.179 --> 01:01:07.102 And the naked kid in the bedroom? 01:01:07.389 --> 01:01:09.983 Oh, I'm gonna make shark bait out of your jail bait. 01:01:10.267 --> 01:01:11.735 Owen was telling the truth. 01:01:12.019 --> 01:01:14.317 You came down here to rob the cradle, Mrs. Robinson. 01:01:20.194 --> 01:01:20.755 CAMI, come on. 01:01:20.903 --> 01:01:21.870 Go away! 01:01:25.616 --> 01:01:26.788 You have a dog? 01:01:27.075 --> 01:01:28.201 Neighbors. 01:01:31.371 --> 01:01:32.042 I'm sorry. 01:01:32.331 --> 01:01:33.173 Stop. 01:01:36.919 --> 01:01:38.091 Fucking dog. 01:01:38.670 --> 01:01:40.217 Shut up. 01:01:46.011 --> 01:01:46.851 I have a Labradoodle. 01:01:46.970 --> 01:01:47.846 Ohh. 01:01:48.138 --> 01:01:49.606 I named her SHNOODLE. 01:01:56.855 --> 01:01:57.651 Shhh. 01:01:57.940 --> 01:01:58.782 Quiet. 01:02:10.536 --> 01:02:11.753 Ow! 01:02:12.371 --> 01:02:14.294 Motherfahh! 01:02:14.832 --> 01:02:15.674 Christ sakes! 01:02:15.958 --> 01:02:16.834 I beg your pardon? 01:02:17.125 --> 01:02:19.298 The neighbor's dog's... Name is chrisakes. 01:02:19.586 --> 01:02:20.086 Mmhmm. 01:02:20.295 --> 01:02:21.797 Very religious. 01:02:22.172 --> 01:02:25.847 All we hear all day long is "here chrisakes, good chrisakes, 01:02:26.134 --> 01:02:27.351 come here chrisakes!" 01:02:28.345 --> 01:02:30.814 Nice name... chrisakes. 01:02:31.348 --> 01:02:33.191 No, no. 01:02:34.101 --> 01:02:35.273 No, nooo. 01:02:37.521 --> 01:02:38.864 No, stop! 01:02:42.150 --> 01:02:42.867 Woah! 01:02:43.151 --> 01:02:44.272 Oh my God! For Christ sakes! 01:02:44.361 --> 01:02:44.862 Where? 01:02:45.153 --> 01:02:46.621 Mmm. 01:02:50.576 --> 01:02:52.499 I just love my wife. 01:02:52.786 --> 01:02:53.628 Karen. 01:02:53.912 --> 01:02:55.914 Oh, that's lovely. 01:02:57.708 --> 01:02:59.005 No. 01:03:05.716 --> 01:03:07.013 Ah! 01:03:07.301 --> 01:03:08.427 No means no. 01:03:09.428 --> 01:03:11.021 Ahh! 01:03:13.056 --> 01:03:14.683 Darling. Little tiny darling. 01:03:14.975 --> 01:03:16.255 Can we talk outside for a second? 01:03:16.268 --> 01:03:16.860 If you insist. 01:03:17.978 --> 01:03:18.820 I love you. 01:03:19.104 --> 01:03:20.026 Muah. 01:03:20.314 --> 01:03:21.531 Oww. 01:03:22.024 --> 01:03:25.028 She's a pistol. 01:03:27.446 --> 01:03:29.869 Woo, she's a pistol. 01:03:35.370 --> 01:03:39.876 Oh yep, that's-she doesn't like children. 01:03:42.252 --> 01:03:43.674 I do. 01:03:51.345 --> 01:03:53.439 Just because you've been servicing the queen, 01:03:53.722 --> 01:03:54.564 doesn't mean you have you advertise it. 01:03:54.848 --> 01:03:56.566 I am not having an affair with Owen. 01:03:56.850 --> 01:03:58.523 Oh my God, even your lies have lies. 01:03:58.810 --> 01:04:00.027 Yeah, well at least my lies are honest. 01:04:00.312 --> 01:04:02.280 So why are you pretending to be me. 01:04:02.564 --> 01:04:04.032 There was a prick security guard. He wouldn't- 01:04:04.316 --> 01:04:07.661 I didn't want Cooney to think that I-that we were staulk- 01:04:07.945 --> 01:04:08.867 I was winging it. 01:04:09.154 --> 01:04:10.201 What an idiot. 01:04:10.489 --> 01:04:11.661 Well look who's preaching from the pulpit, little 01:04:11.949 --> 01:04:13.997 miss shopping code of conduct. 01:04:14.284 --> 01:04:15.324 There's a code? What code? 01:04:15.369 --> 01:04:16.290 Shut up, Mr. three-way. 01:04:17.412 --> 01:04:18.379 No, have you no shame? 01:04:18.664 --> 01:04:19.631 For Christ sakes. 01:04:19.915 --> 01:04:21.713 He's not in here, dear. 01:04:23.794 --> 01:04:24.841 Stop it. You morons. 01:04:25.128 --> 01:04:27.597 After tonight we can all just flip each other off 01:04:27.881 --> 01:04:29.098 and go our merry ways. 01:04:29.383 --> 01:04:32.353 But, sitting out there is the only way to save your 01:04:32.636 --> 01:04:36.140 hanging-by-a-thread business, so I suggest we all just 01:04:36.431 --> 01:04:39.856 suck it up, put on your best phony faces, 01:04:40.143 --> 01:04:42.066 and lay the bullshit on thick. 01:04:47.025 --> 01:04:48.072 Fine. 01:04:59.496 --> 01:05:01.373 Emma, whats the book about'? 01:05:06.336 --> 01:05:07.553 I'll git it. I got it. 01:05:10.257 --> 01:05:12.225 Hey! It's the cutey babooty. 01:05:12.509 --> 01:05:13.055 What are you doing here? 01:05:13.343 --> 01:05:15.311 I just love your dog. 01:05:15.595 --> 01:05:18.018 What is his name? 01:05:18.306 --> 01:05:19.808 Chrisakes. 01:05:20.100 --> 01:05:21.317 Sorry. 01:05:21.601 --> 01:05:23.444 Just asking. 01:05:24.187 --> 01:05:26.307 Why ain't you guys at the party? It's already started. 01:05:26.440 --> 01:05:28.067 - Oh my gosh. - Come on. 01:05:28.358 --> 01:05:29.154 Yeah, You're missing a lot of good stuff. 01:05:29.443 --> 01:05:30.804 You should probably just head back. 01:05:30.986 --> 01:05:31.486 Good idea. 01:05:31.695 --> 01:05:32.912 Yeah, I forgot my weed. 01:05:34.489 --> 01:05:36.207 Did she just say weed? 01:05:36.491 --> 01:05:36.991 Hmm? 01:05:37.242 --> 01:05:38.209 No. 01:05:38.493 --> 01:05:40.541 Wii, like the video game thing. 01:05:40.829 --> 01:05:42.172 They love games. 01:05:49.588 --> 01:05:50.885 Ladies, do you think you can come back later? 01:05:51.173 --> 01:05:52.800 Because then you can party or do whatever it is you do- 01:05:53.091 --> 01:05:55.560 oh my God! 01:05:55.844 --> 01:05:58.518 No, no. 01:06:07.189 --> 01:06:07.860 Please, ladies. 01:06:08.148 --> 01:06:09.148 I'm begging you, not now. 01:06:09.191 --> 01:06:09.691 Ok'? 01:06:09.858 --> 01:06:10.950 Ladies, not now. 01:06:13.195 --> 01:06:13.695 Oh. 01:06:13.945 --> 01:06:14.445 Ah. 01:06:16.615 --> 01:06:18.367 What the fuck? 01:06:18.658 --> 01:06:21.707 Dun dun dun, the naked man. 01:06:22.370 --> 01:06:23.667 That's room service. 01:06:23.955 --> 01:06:25.252 Ahh! 01:06:25.540 --> 01:06:27.213 Who the fuck are you? 01:06:27.501 --> 01:06:29.128 Someones angry? 01:06:29.544 --> 01:06:31.888 You crazy naked man, get out of here. 01:06:32.172 --> 01:06:33.139 Get out of here now. 01:06:33.423 --> 01:06:34.345 He's gonna kill me. 01:06:34.633 --> 01:06:35.429 I swear. 01:06:35.717 --> 01:06:37.560 I didn't know that she was married. 01:06:39.721 --> 01:06:41.644 It sounds like an active game. 01:06:43.100 --> 01:06:45.398 Haha, yeah. 01:06:46.061 --> 01:06:50.783 I'm gonna go check on the game real quick. 01:06:58.698 --> 01:07:00.075 VINCY! 01:07:00.367 --> 01:07:01.493 What is this, burning man'? 01:07:01.785 --> 01:07:03.146 He must've escaped from a hospital. 01:07:03.411 --> 01:07:05.038 Help me throw this guy off the balcony right now. 01:07:05.330 --> 01:07:05.956 Grab him. 01:07:06.248 --> 01:07:07.090 It's you. 01:07:07.374 --> 01:07:08.500 Ahh! 01:07:08.792 --> 01:07:09.839 Just see for myself. 01:07:11.962 --> 01:07:13.134 Oh my God! 01:07:17.300 --> 01:07:18.347 Help! 01:07:18.635 --> 01:07:20.558 They're doing things to me. 01:07:21.138 --> 01:07:23.061 - Oh my God. - Oh my God. 01:07:23.348 --> 01:07:23.894 Damn it. 01:07:24.182 --> 01:07:25.479 Oh my! 01:07:25.767 --> 01:07:26.734 Oh. 01:07:28.019 --> 01:07:29.612 Ms. Cooney. 01:07:29.896 --> 01:07:31.569 Here, take this pill. 01:07:31.857 --> 01:07:34.861 I am appalled, and you should all be ashamed of yourselves. 01:07:35.152 --> 01:07:36.119 Coming ladies? 01:07:36.403 --> 01:07:37.325 Yes. 01:07:38.989 --> 01:07:40.582 Get in, get in, get in. 01:07:40.866 --> 01:07:42.209 Oh no. 01:07:42.617 --> 01:07:43.869 You're not getting in. 01:07:45.162 --> 01:07:46.755 Let me just squeeze in. 01:07:50.125 --> 01:07:51.001 Shit! 01:07:51.501 --> 01:07:52.923 Damnit. 01:07:57.132 --> 01:07:57.928 New plan. 01:07:58.216 --> 01:07:59.718 Stick a fork in it. 01:08:00.468 --> 01:08:01.685 It's done. 01:08:03.263 --> 01:08:04.389 2004. 01:08:04.681 --> 01:08:06.274 Greatest come back in sports history. 01:08:06.558 --> 01:08:09.232 Red Sox down three nothing, three outs from world series 01:08:09.519 --> 01:08:11.521 elimination, facing Mariano Rivera, 01:08:11.813 --> 01:08:12.853 baseballs greatest closer. 01:08:12.898 --> 01:08:13.615 Did they quit? 01:08:13.899 --> 01:08:15.276 Hell no. 01:08:15.567 --> 01:08:17.240 As if things aren't bad enough, 01:08:17.527 --> 01:08:18.949 now You're plugging the Red Sox? 01:08:19.237 --> 01:08:20.363 That's not the point. 01:08:20.655 --> 01:08:21.531 It's done. 01:08:22.824 --> 01:08:25.794 I just lost everything, Vince. 01:08:27.662 --> 01:08:29.130 Fine, you stay here quitter. 01:08:29.414 --> 01:08:30.461 I'm gonna go do what I do. 01:08:30.749 --> 01:08:33.798 Oh do what you do? Let me tell you what you do. 01:08:34.085 --> 01:08:36.713 You sell bullshit. 01:08:37.005 --> 01:08:39.474 You are a bullshit salesman. 01:08:39.758 --> 01:08:42.762 You swore to me that e-publishing was the future. 01:08:43.053 --> 01:08:44.179 Paperless books. 01:08:44.471 --> 01:08:46.473 There's green in going green. 01:08:46.765 --> 01:08:47.857 Where's the green, Vince? 01:08:48.141 --> 01:08:50.735 At least I'm not afraid to try. 01:08:51.019 --> 01:08:53.238 You put your whole life on hold. 01:08:53.521 --> 01:08:55.068 You're just waiting for something to happen and it is 01:08:55.357 --> 01:08:57.860 passing you by, my friend. 01:08:58.151 --> 01:08:58.911 That's no bullshit. 01:08:59.110 --> 01:08:59.736 We're ready. 01:09:00.028 --> 01:09:02.281 VINNY. Let's go, go, go. 01:09:02.572 --> 01:09:04.415 Ready to go to this party. Ladies? 01:09:19.297 --> 01:09:20.549 Where's Owen'? 01:09:20.840 --> 01:09:24.060 He left to select the Brazilian girl's ensemble. 01:09:24.344 --> 01:09:25.766 Said she needed a man's touch. 01:09:26.054 --> 01:09:27.522 Who doesn't? 01:09:27.806 --> 01:09:28.406 Where's Cooney? 01:09:28.515 --> 01:09:29.061 She left. 01:09:29.349 --> 01:09:30.942 Mother fucker. 01:09:31.726 --> 01:09:33.979 Isn't anyone gonna be at my fucking party? 01:09:34.271 --> 01:09:35.193 This is your fault. 01:09:35.480 --> 01:09:37.357 Once they're in, they don't get out. 01:09:37.649 --> 01:09:38.195 Understood? 01:09:38.483 --> 01:09:38.983 Yes sir. 01:09:39.234 --> 01:09:40.827 Unless I throw them out. 01:09:45.323 --> 01:09:47.542 Hey, hey, woah woah! 01:09:47.826 --> 01:09:48.543 Stop. 01:09:48.827 --> 01:09:49.919 Hey guys. 01:09:50.203 --> 01:09:51.203 You want to ride with us? 01:09:51.246 --> 01:09:51.747 Yes. 01:09:52.038 --> 01:09:53.506 Uh, uh, uh. We negotiate. 01:09:53.790 --> 01:09:55.258 I Can't get you in Duade knows what you look like. 01:09:55.542 --> 01:09:56.714 I've got that covered. 01:09:57.002 --> 01:09:58.345 I just need you and a little help from my friends here. 01:09:58.628 --> 01:09:59.504 Come with us. 01:09:59.796 --> 01:10:01.048 Whatever, fine. 01:10:28.283 --> 01:10:31.787 Here's to being single, seeing double, and sleeping triple. 01:10:32.078 --> 01:10:33.000 I'm Duncan. 01:10:33.288 --> 01:10:34.210 And you are? 01:10:34.873 --> 01:10:36.591 Ha. 01:10:36.875 --> 01:10:38.673 How old are you? 01:10:38.960 --> 01:10:40.257 I'm old enough. 01:10:44.799 --> 01:10:47.769 Man the things that people do to get in the party. Go. 01:10:48.053 --> 01:10:49.771 Don't let him play hard to get. 01:10:51.765 --> 01:10:53.642 Hey, Matt. It's me Kate. 01:10:53.933 --> 01:10:55.606 I'm here at the party, surprise. 01:10:55.894 --> 01:10:56.486 Where are you? 01:10:56.770 --> 01:10:57.612 Call me. 01:10:57.896 --> 01:10:58.988 I'm here. Bye. 01:10:59.272 --> 01:11:00.319 Sorry. Excuse me. 01:11:14.454 --> 01:11:16.582 Vince is not the only one who can crash a party. 01:11:42.148 --> 01:11:43.240 Woo! 01:11:50.156 --> 01:11:52.250 Welcome to the Dolce vita ball! 01:11:55.328 --> 01:11:56.329 The night belongs to you. 01:11:56.621 --> 01:11:59.090 Please enjoy it irresponsibly. 01:12:03.002 --> 01:12:03.878 Hey, fucking idiot. 01:12:04.170 --> 01:12:05.450 You're gonna get killed out here. 01:12:05.505 --> 01:12:06.677 Sorry, my bad. 01:12:15.640 --> 01:12:16.983 Ahh! 01:12:42.959 --> 01:12:45.303 Wow, Vince. 01:12:45.587 --> 01:12:47.840 If this is the new you, I do not want to see you 01:12:48.131 --> 01:12:49.132 going through my closet. 01:12:49.424 --> 01:12:50.471 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 01:12:50.758 --> 01:12:55.059 Oh and um we need to talk about those 10 rules. 01:12:55.346 --> 01:12:56.723 What about 'em? 01:12:57.015 --> 01:12:59.109 There are too many. 01:13:09.944 --> 01:13:11.036 Attention. 01:13:11.321 --> 01:13:12.321 Come on you free loaders. 01:13:12.572 --> 01:13:15.325 I will close this open bar. 01:13:16.534 --> 01:13:18.502 That got your attention. 01:13:18.786 --> 01:13:20.413 I am a man of few words. 01:13:20.705 --> 01:13:22.127 Most of those have four letters. 01:13:24.751 --> 01:13:26.344 Actually I've moved up to seven. 01:13:26.628 --> 01:13:28.175 Fuck you. 01:13:30.924 --> 01:13:32.844 Oh you know, it's not every day that a fella gets 01:13:33.092 --> 01:13:35.436 to see his boy become a man. 01:13:35.720 --> 01:13:38.018 Don't worry, it's not a surprise bar Mitzvah. 01:13:39.474 --> 01:13:42.444 But tonight is my pride and joy's 18th birthday. 01:13:42.727 --> 01:13:45.606 So belly up to the bar and join me in a toast. 01:13:45.897 --> 01:13:47.194 To- 01:13:47.482 --> 01:13:48.442 Move your asses, people! 01:13:48.566 --> 01:13:50.409 Ahh! 01:14:01.788 --> 01:14:02.710 Ah! 01:14:02.997 --> 01:14:04.499 What the hell'? You alright? 01:14:04.791 --> 01:14:06.008 Get off me, git off me. 01:14:06.292 --> 01:14:07.839 This is one hell of a coming out party. 01:14:08.127 --> 01:14:08.923 Look at you. 01:14:09.212 --> 01:14:10.333 He's got a fucking dress on. 01:14:10.380 --> 01:14:12.553 Excuse me. Excuse me. 01:14:14.384 --> 01:14:16.057 That's my boy. 01:14:17.762 --> 01:14:19.184 Let the fireworks begin. 01:14:24.060 --> 01:14:25.437 Mambo! 01:14:36.197 --> 01:14:37.995 You know you've made me very proud, son. 01:14:38.283 --> 01:14:41.162 If you needed someone to talk to, you should've come to me. 01:14:41.452 --> 01:14:43.750 That lipstick shade is all wrong on you. 01:14:46.207 --> 01:14:47.629 Chrisakes! 01:14:56.676 --> 01:14:57.643 Oh my God. 01:14:57.927 --> 01:14:59.770 It's Benny wenny. 01:15:00.054 --> 01:15:01.431 Skinny dipping! 01:15:14.319 --> 01:15:15.411 Mambo! 01:15:17.739 --> 01:15:18.865 Mambo! 01:15:20.658 --> 01:15:22.626 Muah! Woo! 01:15:31.210 --> 01:15:32.250 To make perfect, you need- 01:15:32.295 --> 01:15:33.137 I need your help. 01:15:33.421 --> 01:15:34.217 I'll talk to you in a second. 01:15:34.505 --> 01:15:35.802 Get away from me. 01:15:36.090 --> 01:15:37.216 Listen, you've gotta distract fields so I can talk to Emma. 01:15:37.508 --> 01:15:39.681 Has your thong cut the circulation to your brain? 01:15:39.969 --> 01:15:41.516 We negotiated, I got you in. 01:15:41.804 --> 01:15:43.101 I'm done. Get away. 01:15:43.389 --> 01:15:46.108 I don't know why you have taken such an immediate dislike to me. 01:15:46.392 --> 01:15:47.518 Save time. 01:15:47.810 --> 01:15:49.890 If you don't distract fields, even if it means taking 01:15:49.896 --> 01:15:51.648 one for the team, I'm gonna out you for the 01:15:51.939 --> 01:15:53.407 phony faux homo that you are. 01:15:53.691 --> 01:15:55.614 Oh no. 01:15:57.528 --> 01:15:59.928 Bartender, we need something special for this beautiful lady. 01:16:00.156 --> 01:16:00.837 What do you like? 01:16:01.032 --> 01:16:01.749 Cosmo? 01:16:02.033 --> 01:16:03.205 Kir Royale'? 01:16:03.493 --> 01:16:03.993 Mercedes? 01:16:04.202 --> 01:16:04.748 A yacht? 01:16:05.036 --> 01:16:06.288 How about my watch? 01:16:11.042 --> 01:16:13.670 Eduardo, roll me another ROBUSTO. 01:16:13.961 --> 01:16:14.961 Claro que si, senor Jeff. 01:16:16.047 --> 01:16:20.393 Owen, oh ho ho. 01:16:20.677 --> 01:16:21.394 Magnificent job. 01:16:21.678 --> 01:16:23.521 I'm so glad You're thrilled. 01:16:23.805 --> 01:16:25.523 Thrilled? I pooped myself. 01:16:27.350 --> 01:16:28.146 He's so silly. 01:16:28.434 --> 01:16:30.528 If you like what I've done here, 01:16:30.812 --> 01:16:34.533 just think what I'd do with your St Barts new years Eve bash 01:16:34.816 --> 01:16:36.016 if the position is still open? 01:16:36.234 --> 01:16:38.077 Oh, the position is open. 01:16:38.361 --> 01:16:40.534 One of many positions I have in mind for you. 01:16:40.822 --> 01:16:42.574 Oh Mr. fields, thank you so much! 01:16:42.865 --> 01:16:43.491 You won't be disappointed. 01:16:43.783 --> 01:16:44.659 I promise. 01:16:44.951 --> 01:16:45.452 Oh. 01:16:45.743 --> 01:16:46.369 Mm. 01:16:46.661 --> 01:16:48.584 Oh that's a strong grip. 01:16:48.871 --> 01:16:49.793 Strong. 01:16:50.081 --> 01:16:50.581 Owen'? 01:16:51.999 --> 01:16:53.376 It's true. You are in love with jeffry fields. 01:16:53.668 --> 01:16:54.419 Are you'? 01:16:54.711 --> 01:16:56.805 He told me but I didn't believe him. 01:16:57.088 --> 01:17:01.184 To think I was a week away from the operation, bitch. 01:17:01.884 --> 01:17:03.227 I can explain. 01:17:03.511 --> 01:17:05.934 No, You're letting your true feelings bubble to the surface. 01:17:06.222 --> 01:17:06.723 No- 01:17:07.014 --> 01:17:08.607 no, no. 01:17:09.183 --> 01:17:10.560 Demure doesn't become you. 01:17:11.978 --> 01:17:12.945 Let's take a walk. 01:17:14.939 --> 01:17:16.737 Nosh break fellas. 01:17:17.024 --> 01:17:17.695 'Scuse us. 01:17:17.984 --> 01:17:19.156 Date with destiny. 01:17:30.788 --> 01:17:32.165 Would you like a six inch stoagie? 01:17:32.457 --> 01:17:34.425 Or can you handle my ten inch tortilla? 01:17:35.126 --> 01:17:37.299 Cigar, senorita'? 01:17:38.963 --> 01:17:40.556 Don't tempt me. 01:17:42.717 --> 01:17:45.345 I haven't been honest with you. I shouldn't- 01:17:45.636 --> 01:17:48.185 you will thank me for this in seven minutes. 01:17:48.473 --> 01:17:50.100 Mmm. 01:17:53.519 --> 01:17:55.066 So, you pretended to be your partner- 01:17:55.354 --> 01:17:56.401 yeah. 01:17:56.689 --> 01:17:59.317 Who pretended to be Owen, who pretends to be gay. 01:17:59.609 --> 01:18:00.235 Yeah. 01:18:00.526 --> 01:18:01.743 You lost your wife. 01:18:02.028 --> 01:18:03.200 Ben lost his fiance. 01:18:03.488 --> 01:18:05.661 All because you wanted to publish my book? 01:18:05.948 --> 01:18:08.747 Yeah. We are really big fans. 01:18:09.035 --> 01:18:11.208 I'm sorry, Vince, but I signed with fields. 01:18:11.496 --> 01:18:12.543 Just before I arrived. 01:18:12.830 --> 01:18:14.671 I only dropped by to tell you in person because 01:18:14.832 --> 01:18:17.176 I thought it was the courteous thing to do. 01:18:25.343 --> 01:18:26.811 Yeah! 01:18:27.762 --> 01:18:28.729 Woo! 01:18:31.224 --> 01:18:34.194 Fields, he has multi million dollar deals in place for me. 01:18:34.477 --> 01:18:35.399 I mean We're talking happy meals- 01:18:35.686 --> 01:18:36.903 you left your old publisher because you were 01:18:37.188 --> 01:18:38.064 against all that commercialism. 01:18:38.356 --> 01:18:39.824 Stop being so bloody naive. 01:18:41.025 --> 01:18:44.620 I don't mind being exploited if I'm making money. 01:18:46.489 --> 01:18:48.867 And why should I be freezing my ass off in Sussex when 01:18:49.158 --> 01:18:51.411 I could tan it in MARBELLA? 01:18:52.745 --> 01:18:54.213 Keep doing it for the love. 01:18:59.001 --> 01:18:59.752 Are you gay? 01:19:00.044 --> 01:19:00.590 No. 01:19:00.878 --> 01:19:01.758 Pretending to be gay'? 01:19:01.838 --> 01:19:02.430 No. 01:19:02.713 --> 01:19:03.305 Bisexual? 01:19:04.257 --> 01:19:05.759 Never had to bi it yet. 01:19:07.093 --> 01:19:08.595 Vince! Vince did you close Cooney yet? 01:19:08.886 --> 01:19:09.846 Please say yes, say yes. 01:19:09.971 --> 01:19:11.894 Bitch sold out faster than the iPad. 01:19:12.181 --> 01:19:14.650 She wants theme park rides and soft drinks. 01:19:14.934 --> 01:19:16.574 Probably hacking an infomercial right now. 01:19:16.644 --> 01:19:17.770 No, no Vince, that's not ok. 01:19:18.062 --> 01:19:19.279 I know. 01:19:19.897 --> 01:19:20.898 Oh no, oh shit. 01:19:21.190 --> 01:19:21.907 We have a breach. 01:19:22.191 --> 01:19:22.908 I gotta go. 01:19:23.192 --> 01:19:24.284 What? 01:19:24.569 --> 01:19:25.445 Holy. 01:19:27.405 --> 01:19:29.032 Ah! 01:19:31.242 --> 01:19:32.084 Oh my God. 01:19:32.368 --> 01:19:34.086 Oh that's not good. 01:19:35.329 --> 01:19:36.251 I didn't do that. 01:19:36.539 --> 01:19:37.756 Ok, cool. 01:19:39.166 --> 01:19:40.167 No, no. 01:19:40.459 --> 01:19:41.140 Ooh, look at you. 01:19:41.377 --> 01:19:41.923 Thank you. 01:19:42.211 --> 01:19:44.339 Now if I could just-ohh. 01:19:44.630 --> 01:19:46.007 Oh God. 01:19:46.465 --> 01:19:48.718 You smell like apricots. 01:19:49.385 --> 01:19:50.762 Just relax into it. 01:19:51.053 --> 01:19:52.020 And vice versa. 01:19:52.305 --> 01:19:54.057 My God. 01:19:54.348 --> 01:19:55.190 Oh. 01:19:57.184 --> 01:19:58.310 That's my security ring. 01:20:00.313 --> 01:20:01.439 Hello? 01:20:01.731 --> 01:20:02.607 Are you busy? 01:20:02.899 --> 01:20:04.071 Kinda busy. 01:20:05.026 --> 01:20:06.778 We have a security breach. 01:20:10.072 --> 01:20:10.948 Kate. 01:20:11.240 --> 01:20:12.720 Shh. Security is looking for me, Kate. 01:20:12.992 --> 01:20:13.868 Get out of the bush. 01:20:14.160 --> 01:20:14.911 Be quiet. 01:20:15.202 --> 01:20:16.323 Why are you in the Hamptons? 01:20:16.370 --> 01:20:17.587 I'm serious, tell me the truth right now. 01:20:17.872 --> 01:20:19.374 Because, like, an idiot I thought I could save 01:20:19.665 --> 01:20:20.505 Cameron from herself. 01:20:20.708 --> 01:20:21.208 What? 01:20:21.417 --> 01:20:22.088 Ben, look at me. 01:20:22.376 --> 01:20:24.470 I'm not cheating on you, but... 01:20:24.754 --> 01:20:25.971 But what Kate'? 01:20:26.255 --> 01:20:28.883 Who's xl condoms are in the bedroom? 01:20:29.175 --> 01:20:32.395 You of all people know that I don't wear xl condoms. 01:20:32.678 --> 01:20:33.270 Right. 01:20:33.554 --> 01:20:34.430 So what the hell is going on'? 01:20:34.722 --> 01:20:36.283 We are way too sober to figure this out. 01:20:36.432 --> 01:20:37.934 Can we go git a drink? 01:20:41.646 --> 01:20:42.147 You take care of it'? 01:20:42.438 --> 01:20:43.815 No sir, Mr. fields. 01:20:44.106 --> 01:20:46.234 If I am copulating, I do not wish to be disturbed. 01:20:46.525 --> 01:20:47.321 I apologize sir. 01:20:47.610 --> 01:20:48.611 Ok. 01:20:50.488 --> 01:20:51.705 Fuck. 01:20:52.031 --> 01:20:53.533 Two MOJITOS, please. 01:20:54.533 --> 01:20:55.580 Cool party, huh? 01:20:55.868 --> 01:20:57.415 Yeah, it's getting better. 01:20:59.997 --> 01:21:02.125 It's about to get much better. 01:21:02.416 --> 01:21:04.259 Kitty Kate, how great. 01:21:04.543 --> 01:21:05.590 Kitty Kate? 01:21:05.878 --> 01:21:07.679 Wait, I'm sorry, you two guys know each other? 01:21:07.880 --> 01:21:09.257 She was my high school prom date. 01:21:09.548 --> 01:21:11.550 We were just laughing about it this morning. 01:21:11.842 --> 01:21:13.765 You had breakfast with her'? 01:21:14.053 --> 01:21:15.396 You've already hooked up with the Brazilian bimbo? 01:21:15.680 --> 01:21:17.682 I'm not a bimbo, chiquita, I'm a professional. 01:21:17.974 --> 01:21:19.254 Oh There's no doubt You're a pro- 01:21:19.266 --> 01:21:19.858 bitch! 01:21:20.142 --> 01:21:21.314 Get off me! What the hell? 01:21:21.602 --> 01:21:22.319 Woah, woah, woah. 01:21:22.603 --> 01:21:23.103 Stop! 01:21:23.270 --> 01:21:23.990 Let go of my hair! 01:21:24.146 --> 01:21:26.023 Woah woah. 01:21:26.315 --> 01:21:27.237 C'mon! 01:21:27.900 --> 01:21:30.153 I knew you were fucked up beyond belief. 01:21:30.444 --> 01:21:31.821 Gabi? 01:21:32.113 --> 01:21:32.784 Who the hell is this guy? 01:21:33.072 --> 01:21:33.572 I'm Matt. 01:21:33.781 --> 01:21:36.000 Who are y-are you Ben? 01:21:36.283 --> 01:21:37.580 The pole vaulter? 01:21:37.868 --> 01:21:38.869 I can explain everything. 01:21:39.161 --> 01:21:40.378 Do you still have feelings for him, Kate? 01:21:40.663 --> 01:21:42.882 No, Ben, you asked me for a three-way. 01:21:43.165 --> 01:21:44.205 And you want one with him? 01:21:44.333 --> 01:21:47.052 No, but I Would like someone to listen. 01:21:47.336 --> 01:21:48.679 Well why didn't you just talk to me, Kate? 01:21:48.963 --> 01:21:50.243 I'm gonna give you guys a minute. 01:21:50.339 --> 01:21:51.591 Great idea. 01:21:53.634 --> 01:21:55.352 I do know one thing. 01:21:55.636 --> 01:21:57.013 If a girl buys an expensive dress and doesn't 01:21:57.304 --> 01:21:59.398 wear it for her man... 01:21:59.682 --> 01:22:02.231 That is the most expensive mistake of her life. 01:22:06.313 --> 01:22:10.659 Hugh, before you chose which life's path you want to follow, 01:22:10.943 --> 01:22:13.947 tonight I'm going to give you something to remember. 01:22:14.238 --> 01:22:19.210 And based on life's experience, trust me, it'll have a 01:22:19.493 --> 01:22:21.871 profound life altering effect. 01:22:25.207 --> 01:22:27.585 Wait, You're not married are you? 01:22:35.843 --> 01:22:38.346 Before we were so- 01:22:51.275 --> 01:22:54.495 you know, my lady, iam not who you think I am. 01:22:54.779 --> 01:22:57.498 I think You're masquerading as "twinkle toes life stylist" 01:22:57.782 --> 01:22:59.830 Owen manners when in reality You're the Hamptons' 01:23:00.117 --> 01:23:02.996 LETHARIO seducing all the desperate housewives 01:23:03.287 --> 01:23:05.665 while their husbands don't have a clue. 01:23:05.956 --> 01:23:07.674 I am who you think I am. 01:23:07.958 --> 01:23:09.710 Mm. 01:23:12.713 --> 01:23:14.181 Am I who you think I am? 01:23:15.633 --> 01:23:16.634 Wow. 01:23:18.636 --> 01:23:20.309 - Hey. - Hey. 01:23:20.596 --> 01:23:22.064 I know you. 01:23:22.348 --> 01:23:24.567 Yeah, You're that pole vaulter. 01:23:24.850 --> 01:23:26.693 You're Kate's friend, aren't you? 01:23:26.977 --> 01:23:27.603 Yes, iam. 01:23:27.895 --> 01:23:29.613 Yeah, well, want a shot. 01:23:29.897 --> 01:23:30.864 Yeah. 01:23:33.234 --> 01:23:34.156 Ah. 01:23:34.443 --> 01:23:35.319 It's good. 01:23:35.611 --> 01:23:36.783 Where is yours? 01:23:37.446 --> 01:23:38.868 Hey. 01:23:40.533 --> 01:23:43.707 Oh, thank you very much. Bottom's up, mister. 01:23:44.912 --> 01:23:46.880 Ahh. 01:23:47.873 --> 01:23:49.090 There you are. VINCY WINCY, where have you been? 01:23:49.375 --> 01:23:50.592 Hi, ladies. 01:23:50.876 --> 01:23:51.557 We've missed you. 01:23:51.794 --> 01:23:53.091 Wanna see a surprise? 01:23:53.379 --> 01:23:55.757 Follow us. Let's go this way. 01:24:23.325 --> 01:24:24.872 That's ok. 01:24:25.786 --> 01:24:29.006 It happens to you old guys like all the time. 01:24:29.290 --> 01:24:32.214 But we won't tell anyone. Don't worry. 01:24:32.501 --> 01:24:34.299 No, we can take care of each other. 01:24:34.587 --> 01:24:35.679 You can watch. 01:24:35.963 --> 01:24:38.386 It'll be like pay perview, only free. 01:24:42.761 --> 01:24:44.354 Oh right there. 01:26:05.844 --> 01:26:07.687 I have been so stupid. 01:26:07.972 --> 01:26:09.519 No, I've been stupid. 01:26:09.807 --> 01:26:13.812 I've not been making very good decisions lately. 01:26:14.728 --> 01:26:20.485 God, can you believe that I came out here to hook up with Hugh? 01:26:21.110 --> 01:26:24.455 Didn't know whether I should hump him or burp him. 01:26:27.908 --> 01:26:30.752 And worst of all... 01:26:31.036 --> 01:26:33.334 I have hurt the person that I care most about. 01:26:34.039 --> 01:26:35.837 Vince'll understand. 01:26:38.585 --> 01:26:40.553 I'm talking about you. 01:26:41.505 --> 01:26:45.385 Well, I nearly made the same mistake with Matt. 01:26:45.676 --> 01:26:47.019 I mean at least you had fun with him. Right? 01:26:47.303 --> 01:26:48.896 Oh my God. 01:26:49.179 --> 01:26:50.772 Kate, I did not sleep with Matt. 01:26:51.056 --> 01:26:52.148 He's your ex. 01:26:52.433 --> 01:26:53.810 There is a girl code. 01:26:54.101 --> 01:26:58.106 You know, it is small, but it does exist. 01:26:58.397 --> 01:27:00.115 We just stayed up talking all night. 01:27:00.399 --> 01:27:01.616 You're right, he's a very good listener. 01:27:01.900 --> 01:27:02.400 He's good. 01:27:02.609 --> 01:27:03.735 Yeah. 01:27:13.370 --> 01:27:17.000 Vince ran off with the doink sisters. 01:27:19.501 --> 01:27:21.378 Ben left with Gabi. 01:27:49.198 --> 01:27:54.375 Uh, I've been rethinking our arrangement. 01:27:55.829 --> 01:27:57.172 Yeah, you um... 01:27:57.456 --> 01:28:00.460 You want a divorce? 01:28:00.751 --> 01:28:02.253 No. 01:28:02.544 --> 01:28:04.137 I mean our rules. 01:28:04.421 --> 01:28:07.015 You mean your rules. 01:28:07.299 --> 01:28:10.223 The thought of you with another man makes me crazy. 01:28:10.511 --> 01:28:12.855 Yeah, I didn't really like it myself. 01:28:13.138 --> 01:28:14.390 I love you. 01:28:14.681 --> 01:28:17.855 I'm terrified that I'm gonna lose you. 01:28:18.143 --> 01:28:20.521 Look, I've been carrying this for awhile. 01:28:20.813 --> 01:28:23.282 I should've done this a long time ago. 01:28:37.663 --> 01:28:42.339 Guys, I'm just gonna go get my things and go to Manhattan. 01:28:42.626 --> 01:28:43.593 Cameron, I don't want to see Ben. 01:28:43.877 --> 01:28:44.878 Will you come with me? 01:28:45.170 --> 01:28:46.296 Oh of course. 01:28:46.588 --> 01:28:47.680 Ok. 01:29:02.896 --> 01:29:04.739 Yes, yes, Gabi. 01:29:05.023 --> 01:29:06.320 God, You're so good. 01:29:06.608 --> 01:29:07.404 Oh yes'? 01:29:07.693 --> 01:29:09.036 I am so happy. 01:29:09.319 --> 01:29:10.115 This is brilliant? 01:29:10.404 --> 01:29:11.725 Absolutely brilliant. I'm serious. 01:29:11.989 --> 01:29:12.740 What's it about? 01:29:13.031 --> 01:29:14.032 Sex in the Hamptons. 01:29:14.324 --> 01:29:15.371 Sleeping around. 01:29:15.659 --> 01:29:17.206 Yeah, it's all everybody thinks about all day long. 01:29:17.494 --> 01:29:18.541 It's my life story. 01:29:20.080 --> 01:29:20.876 Was. 01:29:21.165 --> 01:29:22.087 Who needs Emma Cooney? 01:29:22.374 --> 01:29:23.591 We've got our very own bestseller right here. 01:29:23.876 --> 01:29:25.924 Aw yea, everybody's gonna read this. 01:29:26.211 --> 01:29:27.258 Read what? 01:29:29.173 --> 01:29:30.140 Gabi's book. 01:29:32.384 --> 01:29:33.681 She is a writer. 01:29:33.969 --> 01:29:35.312 Yes. 01:29:35.596 --> 01:29:37.394 Like John Grisham. 01:29:38.974 --> 01:29:40.647 Yeah. 01:29:50.944 --> 01:29:53.367 Ahh that's nice. 01:29:54.281 --> 01:29:56.283 Owen'? 01:30:03.415 --> 01:30:05.884 Oh for Christ sake. 01:30:10.339 --> 01:30:11.761 Ahh. 01:30:12.758 --> 01:30:14.601 Oooh. 01:30:45.707 --> 01:30:47.254 I hope you've had your shots. 01:30:50.003 --> 01:30:51.505 Mmm. 01:30:56.385 --> 01:30:58.888 I'm thinking a chateau overlooking the 01:30:59.179 --> 01:31:00.351 mediterranean at San Tropez. 01:31:02.933 --> 01:31:04.560 Mmm. 01:31:04.851 --> 01:31:08.947 I hereby declare my Dolce vita ball officially FINITO. 01:31:08.971 --> 01:31:24.971 Hope it helped -> bozxphd