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WEBVTT - https://subtitletools.com 00:00:53.468 --> 00:00:56.387 I am so fucked. 00:00:56.388 --> 00:01:00.224 I make one stupid bet with a sociopathic Lithuanian kid 00:01:00.225 --> 00:01:03.978 and now my best friend's in jail, my dad is a fugitive, 00:01:03.979 --> 00:01:06.814 they found a dead body in my mom's trunk, 00:01:06.815 --> 00:01:09.650 the love of my life thinks I'm the Antichrist, 00:01:09.651 --> 00:01:12.945 and I have crabs. 00:01:12.946 --> 00:01:15.823 But most shockingly... 00:01:15.824 --> 00:01:18.026 Mom? 00:01:24.958 --> 00:01:28.961 She wouldn't have gone anywhere. We're fully stocked. 00:01:28.962 --> 00:01:32.256 Mom? Mom? 00:01:35.844 --> 00:01:40.140 Holy... shit. 00:01:44.686 --> 00:01:46.979 Is that a letter to her dog? 00:01:46.980 --> 00:01:49.231 911. What's your emergency? 00:01:49.232 --> 00:01:51.025 Yes, I'd like to order an ambulance. 00:01:51.026 --> 00:01:53.360 - Location, please? - 844 Marx Avenue. 00:01:53.361 --> 00:01:55.237 Oh, hey, Rick. 00:01:55.238 --> 00:01:57.364 Rick? Rick? 00:01:57.365 --> 00:02:01.493 I'm selling raffle tickets to the Policemen's Ball. 00:02:01.494 --> 00:02:03.245 Is your mother home? 00:02:03.246 --> 00:02:05.831 Yes, but I think she's dead. 00:02:05.832 --> 00:02:08.125 - Step down, and... - Got it. 00:02:08.126 --> 00:02:10.336 Alright, everybody, calm down! OK? 00:02:10.337 --> 00:02:12.087 This is a crime scene. 00:02:12.088 --> 00:02:13.631 Hold up one second. 00:02:13.632 --> 00:02:16.008 Let me get a picture of this real quick. 00:02:16.009 --> 00:02:18.052 It's just a potential homicide. 00:02:18.053 --> 00:02:20.888 We better hurry in case she's an organ donor. 00:02:20.889 --> 00:02:23.265 Don't make me hurt you. What is the victim's name? 00:02:23.266 --> 00:02:26.727 Lucy Rebecca Stevens. 00:02:26.728 --> 00:02:28.812 - Date of birth? - Uh, March something. 00:02:28.813 --> 00:02:33.359 - Old. - Old. Education? 00:02:33.360 --> 00:02:34.943 My mom's deep-throating a breathing tube 00:02:34.944 --> 00:02:37.071 and you wanna know how far in college she got? 00:02:37.072 --> 00:02:40.366 Listen, we have a potential homicide investigation here. 00:02:40.367 --> 00:02:43.827 A homicide? How do you explain the myriad of suicide notes? 00:02:43.828 --> 00:02:46.246 - You can't have those. - That one's addressed to me. 00:02:46.247 --> 00:02:48.207 - They're evidence. - That one's addressed to me. 00:02:48.208 --> 00:02:51.207 Only if you let me look at it first. 00:02:53.838 --> 00:02:55.790 Now keep back. 00:02:58.176 --> 00:02:59.885 What does 'opprobrious' mean? 00:02:59.886 --> 00:03:02.805 It means abusive or malevolent. 00:03:02.806 --> 00:03:04.765 Well, you're opprobrious, 00:03:04.766 --> 00:03:07.393 and you've been fucking her best friend. 00:03:07.394 --> 00:03:10.813 How did she find out? If Mom knows, who else? 00:03:10.814 --> 00:03:13.148 Billy would be pissed that I was ploughing his mom, 00:03:13.149 --> 00:03:15.234 not to mention how his dad, her husband, 00:03:15.235 --> 00:03:17.695 the ex-college football player turned Neo-Nazi, 00:03:17.696 --> 00:03:19.238 sporting goods salesman 00:03:19.239 --> 00:03:21.448 who does a very good business in shotguns might feel. 00:03:21.449 --> 00:03:25.744 More importantly, what if Nina Pennington finds out? 00:03:35.380 --> 00:03:37.506 Enough about me, I wanna see what this one says. 00:03:37.507 --> 00:03:40.134 - Now we'll hang on to these. - Yeah, fine, fine. 00:03:40.135 --> 00:03:42.761 Until after our investigation is complete. 00:03:42.762 --> 00:03:44.589 Alright. 00:03:45.807 --> 00:03:50.144 Oh, uh, about those raffle tickets? 00:03:58.737 --> 00:04:01.739 It was Mrs Bender. The nut job told her. 00:04:01.740 --> 00:04:04.074 Of course, she left out how it happened. 00:04:04.075 --> 00:04:07.578 I had no choice. It's kind of... 00:04:07.579 --> 00:04:10.080 It's kind of embarrassing, 00:04:10.081 --> 00:04:14.126 but here's how the whole thing went down. 00:04:16.045 --> 00:04:17.671 I wager $1,000. 00:04:17.672 --> 00:04:20.424 Two weeks ago, I wasn't fucked. 00:04:20.425 --> 00:04:23.469 - You know Josh Groban? - Not even close. 00:04:23.470 --> 00:04:28.098 Truth was, I had never had sex with anyone other than myself, 00:04:28.099 --> 00:04:31.393 but this was the year I was gonna change that. 00:04:31.394 --> 00:04:36.565 I had fallen in love and her name was Nina Pennington. 00:04:36.566 --> 00:04:39.526 You forgot to put the seat down, fag. 00:04:39.527 --> 00:04:42.697 It wasn't me. It was... it was Mom. 00:04:47.869 --> 00:04:51.538 Oh, for the love of little baby Jesus, 00:04:51.539 --> 00:04:53.415 would you close those goddamn drapes? 00:04:53.416 --> 00:04:55.626 Some people's moms look at the glass half full. 00:04:55.627 --> 00:04:57.753 Other moms look at it half empty. 00:04:57.754 --> 00:05:00.422 Mine looks at it and asks if you're gonna finish it. 00:05:00.423 --> 00:05:04.384 Mom, did you leave the toilet seat up? 00:05:04.385 --> 00:05:07.054 Sorry? 00:05:08.181 --> 00:05:09.723 Where's your father? 00:05:09.724 --> 00:05:11.892 Uh... he moved out again. 00:05:11.893 --> 00:05:14.269 Right. Sonofabitch. 00:05:14.270 --> 00:05:18.273 You watch, I'm gonna divorce him this time. 00:05:18.274 --> 00:05:21.902 Where were you last night until 3am, madam? 00:05:21.903 --> 00:05:23.821 Uh, feeding the homeless. 00:05:23.822 --> 00:05:25.364 - Aww. - Why do you always believe her? 00:05:25.365 --> 00:05:27.241 When I said I was giving blood, 00:05:27.242 --> 00:05:29.785 you told me I was full of shit and grounded me. 00:05:29.786 --> 00:05:32.788 You didn't have any track marks and watch your fucking mouth. 00:05:32.789 --> 00:05:34.331 And I got straight A's in school. 00:05:34.332 --> 00:05:37.251 And she got straight A's. Have you heard from Agent...? 00:05:37.252 --> 00:05:40.420 Stanford, and no, I haven't heard anything yet, 00:05:40.421 --> 00:05:43.215 but it should be any day now. 00:05:43.216 --> 00:05:45.300 You're a stripper, Kristen. 00:05:45.301 --> 00:05:48.303 With all the tips you make, why do you even need a degree? 00:05:48.304 --> 00:05:50.264 Because I'm trying to better myself. 00:05:50.265 --> 00:05:52.307 Why can't you be more like your sister? 00:05:52.308 --> 00:05:54.268 Why would I want to be a skanky ho? 00:05:54.269 --> 00:05:56.353 - Mom, kill him. - Can I? 00:05:56.354 --> 00:05:59.439 OK, so the whole thing started Saturday... 00:05:59.440 --> 00:06:02.234 Joseph Stevens, my sperm donor. 00:06:02.235 --> 00:06:03.861 He stayed married to my mom 00:06:03.862 --> 00:06:05.821 because he couldn't afford a divorce. 00:06:05.822 --> 00:06:07.948 If that isn't love, I don't know what is. 00:06:07.949 --> 00:06:10.784 - What are you up to, mister? - Nothing. 00:06:10.785 --> 00:06:12.828 - You are grounded. - No. 00:06:12.829 --> 00:06:16.206 Unless you do me one little favour. 00:06:16.207 --> 00:06:18.834 And here I thought you came for some quality father-son time. 00:06:18.835 --> 00:06:21.086 Remember that video camera I borrowed last week? 00:06:21.087 --> 00:06:22.838 Oh, yeah, video camera, 00:06:22.839 --> 00:06:26.300 to videotape that sales pitch with your secretary. 00:06:26.301 --> 00:06:29.011 Sales pitch. Oh, yeah, yeah, sales pitch. 00:06:29.012 --> 00:06:31.096 Anyhow, I think I left a tape in it. 00:06:31.097 --> 00:06:34.141 - Your mother didn't, uh...? - Mom operate video equipment? 00:06:34.142 --> 00:06:36.226 She has a hard enough time with the doorknob. 00:06:36.227 --> 00:06:38.729 - How is your mother? - Do you honestly care, Joseph? 00:06:38.730 --> 00:06:40.731 - Not really, no. - Steven. 00:06:40.732 --> 00:06:43.859 - Joseph wants his tape back. - Twat. 00:06:43.860 --> 00:06:45.777 Thank you. 00:06:45.778 --> 00:06:48.447 And, the next time you borrow the camera for a sales pitch, 00:06:48.448 --> 00:06:51.825 try not to leave any... residue on the tripod. 00:06:51.826 --> 00:06:54.404 You are so grounded, mister. 00:06:55.872 --> 00:06:57.956 Grounded. 00:06:57.957 --> 00:07:02.085 OK, so the whole thing started on Saturday, April 14. 00:07:02.086 --> 00:07:05.505 Unfortunately, this is pretty much a true story. 00:07:05.506 --> 00:07:08.258 The names have not been changed to protect the innocent, 00:07:08.259 --> 00:07:12.137 because, well, everyone in this story is guilty of something. 00:07:12.138 --> 00:07:14.014 Speaking of guilty, 00:07:14.015 --> 00:07:15.933 I was running errands for Jimmy Leach. 00:07:15.934 --> 00:07:19.770 He manages the club where my sister, Kristen, strips. 00:07:19.771 --> 00:07:21.355 Yo, pussy! 00:07:21.356 --> 00:07:23.065 He also manages to be a total tool. 00:07:23.066 --> 00:07:25.275 I mean, look at that 'stache. 00:07:25.276 --> 00:07:27.736 Gotta be a registered sex offender. 00:07:31.574 --> 00:07:35.661 I need you to go find Cherysh. She's MIA again. 00:07:35.662 --> 00:07:37.621 He didn't pay shit but I could think 00:07:37.622 --> 00:07:39.289 of worse ways to spend the day. 00:07:39.290 --> 00:07:40.666 Are you still fucking here? 00:07:40.667 --> 00:07:43.126 'Bye, Tanya. 00:07:43.127 --> 00:07:47.547 Fuck off! Mmm. What day is it? 00:07:47.548 --> 00:07:50.342 It's Saturday. 00:07:50.343 --> 00:07:55.973 OK, uh... I will give you a blow job 00:07:55.974 --> 00:07:58.809 if you tell him I had to get my stomach pumped. 00:07:58.810 --> 00:08:01.603 Huh? 00:08:01.604 --> 00:08:03.605 Hm. 00:08:03.606 --> 00:08:06.817 I'm more a grower than a shower. 00:08:06.818 --> 00:08:09.771 Well, maybe this will put you more at ease. 00:08:11.197 --> 00:08:14.616 OK, I know this is kind of bad, but... again. 00:08:14.617 --> 00:08:19.243 Again. 00:08:26.212 --> 00:08:28.171 Less work for me. 00:08:28.172 --> 00:08:32.342 ♪ Then I could make it safe and clean 00:08:32.343 --> 00:08:35.929 ♪ Doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo Oh... ♪ 00:08:35.930 --> 00:08:38.557 Billy, open up, it's Rick. Hey, Billy! 00:08:38.558 --> 00:08:40.559 Ricky. 00:08:40.560 --> 00:08:42.894 Don't let the attractive exterior fool you. 00:08:42.895 --> 00:08:44.479 She's dangerous. 00:08:44.480 --> 00:08:46.481 Now, I don't like to point fingers, 00:08:46.482 --> 00:08:48.650 but everything was pretty much her fault. 00:08:48.651 --> 00:08:51.236 Well, except for the dead people. 00:08:51.237 --> 00:08:53.030 - Hi. - Hi, Mrs Bender. 00:08:53.031 --> 00:08:56.110 - How are you? - Good. 00:08:58.244 --> 00:08:59.995 Is Billy home? 00:08:59.996 --> 00:09:02.415 Yeah, he's probably upstairs, you know... 00:09:03.374 --> 00:09:06.919 - OK. - Hey, stay on the runner! 00:09:11.799 --> 00:09:13.679 Hey, Billy, guess what. 00:09:15.261 --> 00:09:18.638 Billy Bender... after he flunked homeschool twice, 00:09:18.639 --> 00:09:21.058 the state made his parents send him to a real school. 00:09:21.059 --> 00:09:23.143 Didn't help. 00:09:23.144 --> 00:09:27.689 Oh, Rick, I thought you were my mom. 00:09:27.690 --> 00:09:29.563 Dude, it's called a lock. 00:09:39.952 --> 00:09:42.029 Oh, my god. 00:09:44.415 --> 00:09:46.288 Ah. 00:09:48.211 --> 00:09:50.834 Could you pass me a tissue? 00:09:56.052 --> 00:09:57.970 Thanks. 00:10:00.598 --> 00:10:03.176 No. No. 00:10:05.770 --> 00:10:07.479 - Dude, guess what. - What? 00:10:07.480 --> 00:10:11.024 - I kind of got a blow job today. - Shut up! From who? 00:10:11.025 --> 00:10:13.151 - A girl down at the club. - A stripper? 00:10:13.152 --> 00:10:14.986 You better hope she doesn't have AIDS. 00:10:14.987 --> 00:10:17.114 You really know how to ruin a moment. 00:10:17.115 --> 00:10:19.783 I'm just saying. I saw this documentary... 00:10:19.784 --> 00:10:21.660 Or maybe it was a movie? 00:10:21.661 --> 00:10:23.745 Anyway, it was called 'Rent', 00:10:23.746 --> 00:10:26.498 and everyone in it had AIDS, and it sucked, Rick. 00:10:26.499 --> 00:10:30.710 - The movie or the disease? - The movie. 00:10:30.711 --> 00:10:32.546 Mom! 00:10:32.547 --> 00:10:34.089 You boys are still here. 00:10:34.090 --> 00:10:36.633 Billy, I was wondering if you could go down to the store 00:10:36.634 --> 00:10:38.343 and buy Momma some cigarettes. 00:10:38.344 --> 00:10:40.762 - Now? - No, next Thursday. 00:10:40.763 --> 00:10:42.514 Now. Go. 00:10:42.515 --> 00:10:44.766 There's money in my purse, OK? 00:10:44.767 --> 00:10:47.853 Oh, Ricky, I was wondering if you could stay and help me 00:10:47.854 --> 00:10:49.852 with something in the thing. 00:10:54.694 --> 00:10:58.530 He really has come in handy since he turned 18. 00:10:58.531 --> 00:11:01.908 Can't wait until he turns 21. 00:11:01.909 --> 00:11:06.163 So... you had an eventful day. 00:11:06.164 --> 00:11:09.332 No more than usual, no. 00:11:09.333 --> 00:11:11.376 Billy told me you got a blow job. 00:11:11.377 --> 00:11:13.670 How? I literally just told him. 00:11:13.671 --> 00:11:17.257 Well, the point is that I know. 00:11:17.258 --> 00:11:19.384 I don't know what you're talking about. 00:11:19.385 --> 00:11:22.470 Like, I said, "Kinda got the blow job." 00:11:22.471 --> 00:11:25.557 Rick, your mom, my best friend, 00:11:25.558 --> 00:11:28.727 is going to find out if you keep gallivanting around 00:11:28.728 --> 00:11:32.105 with these... these hookers. 00:11:32.106 --> 00:11:35.650 We're gonna have to come up with some way to fix this. 00:11:35.651 --> 00:11:37.694 Could we just keep it a secret? 00:11:37.695 --> 00:11:40.655 Yeah, that's a good idea. 00:11:40.656 --> 00:11:42.365 Good. 00:11:42.366 --> 00:11:44.492 OK. Was she good at it, at least? 00:11:44.493 --> 00:11:48.663 Uh... I think so. 00:11:48.664 --> 00:11:51.499 It's just so good that you came out of your comfort zone. 00:11:51.500 --> 00:11:53.793 - It's, uh... - Yeah. 00:11:53.794 --> 00:11:58.465 It's very important to... try new things. 00:11:58.466 --> 00:12:00.425 OK. 00:12:00.426 --> 00:12:03.386 And I just think that if you do, 00:12:03.387 --> 00:12:09.265 you need to experience them in a, uh, safe environment. 00:12:12.188 --> 00:12:14.564 Whoa, Mrs Bender. Are you trying to seduce me? 00:12:14.565 --> 00:12:16.691 No. My God, no, no, no, no. 00:12:16.692 --> 00:12:18.777 OK, I just thought that you were... 00:12:18.778 --> 00:12:22.530 No, I... I wanna be your teacher. 00:12:22.531 --> 00:12:29.287 Yeah, I'm going to help you gain much needed experience. 00:12:29.288 --> 00:12:31.498 Do you have a girlfriend? 00:12:31.499 --> 00:12:35.293 Yes. No. Girlfriend? 00:12:35.294 --> 00:12:41.092 Well, one day you will, and you owe it to her to be ready. 00:12:42.718 --> 00:12:45.679 - Sure. - OK. 00:12:45.680 --> 00:12:47.723 Come here. 00:12:58.484 --> 00:13:00.902 Mmm. Does that feel good? 00:13:00.903 --> 00:13:05.615 It feels good. It feels really good. 00:13:05.616 --> 00:13:07.910 You just raise your hand if you have any questions. 00:13:10.246 --> 00:13:15.083 My God. It's also really nice to pay attention to the girls. 00:13:15.084 --> 00:13:16.876 - To the what? - The girls. 00:13:16.877 --> 00:13:20.171 Yeah. Gentle. 00:13:20.172 --> 00:13:23.550 Mmm... that's nice. 00:13:23.551 --> 00:13:25.844 Mmm. I like that. 00:13:25.845 --> 00:13:27.887 - Uh, Mrs Bender? - Mm-hm? 00:13:27.888 --> 00:13:29.848 I can't breathe. 00:13:29.849 --> 00:13:32.393 Oh, it's OK, I'll breathe for both of us. 00:13:36.105 --> 00:13:39.274 Sometimes you look at your life and say, 00:13:39.275 --> 00:13:41.359 "I'm doing the best I can." 00:13:41.360 --> 00:13:44.321 Other times, you have to look at your life and say, 00:13:44.322 --> 00:13:46.781 "I just fucked my best friend's mom." 00:13:46.782 --> 00:13:50.327 But as I lay here the morning after losing my virginity, 00:13:50.328 --> 00:13:54.039 all I could think about was what everyone would say if they knew. 00:13:54.040 --> 00:13:56.584 You devil's spawn. 00:13:58.627 --> 00:14:00.712 Nice one, son. I want to see photos. 00:14:00.713 --> 00:14:02.756 Does her pussy taste like Seagram's? 00:14:02.757 --> 00:14:04.299 No, I mean, it makes sense. 00:14:04.300 --> 00:14:06.426 I mean, you guys hang out, like, all the ti... 00:14:06.427 --> 00:14:08.720 Oh, my God, his mom? 00:14:08.721 --> 00:14:11.299 Jesus fucking Christ! 00:14:18.856 --> 00:14:22.108 You're a mother-fucker, Rick Stevens. 00:14:22.109 --> 00:14:24.732 I will never be your girlfriend. 00:14:25.696 --> 00:14:28.239 Nina can't find out. 00:14:28.240 --> 00:14:30.492 I'm gonna ask Nina Pennington out. 00:14:30.493 --> 00:14:33.912 Right... you've had a boner for her since the sixth grade. 00:14:33.913 --> 00:14:35.663 She still doesn't even know you exist. 00:14:35.664 --> 00:14:37.540 Now's a good time to change that. 00:14:37.541 --> 00:14:40.543 Doesn't change the fact she's still dating Kevin Carpenter. 00:14:40.544 --> 00:14:42.670 - Well, hello, gentlemen. - Holy shit! 00:14:42.671 --> 00:14:44.672 OK, I should probably stop for a second 00:14:44.673 --> 00:14:47.133 and give you the down-low on Junior Dahmer here. 00:14:47.134 --> 00:14:49.010 AW, fuck it. 00:14:49.011 --> 00:14:51.589 - Hey, Karlis. - So Nina Pennington, huh? 00:14:52.598 --> 00:14:55.350 She is pretty, isn't she? 00:14:55.351 --> 00:14:58.895 Don't you think you're setting your sights a bit high there? 00:14:58.896 --> 00:15:03.066 No. I mean, why not? I'm not missing a toe or anything. 00:15:03.067 --> 00:15:06.986 I like your bravado. It's cute. 00:15:06.987 --> 00:15:10.448 Tell you what, what say I make things a bit more interesting. 00:15:10.449 --> 00:15:12.534 - Huh! Yeah, sure. - Good. 00:15:12.535 --> 00:15:14.953 I wager $1,000 that you will not be able 00:15:14.954 --> 00:15:17.288 to sign, seal and deliver Nina Pennington. 00:15:17.289 --> 00:15:18.998 Nobody's delivering Nina Pennington. 00:15:18.999 --> 00:15:20.542 - Sure I can. - Fine. 00:15:20.543 --> 00:15:22.419 - Fine. - By Arbor Day. 00:15:22.420 --> 00:15:25.213 Thanks for that unsolicited stipulation, Billy. 00:15:25.214 --> 00:15:28.800 So, two weeks. Is that a problem? 00:15:28.801 --> 00:15:30.385 Nope. 00:15:30.386 --> 00:15:33.556 Shake it, Rick. It's creeping me out. 00:15:43.899 --> 00:15:45.442 Oh, shit. 00:15:45.443 --> 00:15:47.645 You made a bet with a mobster's son. 00:15:53.117 --> 00:15:55.368 Uh, a freshman just got hit by a bus. 00:15:55.369 --> 00:15:58.072 - Oh, whoa. - Again? Cool. 00:16:00.207 --> 00:16:02.917 Goddamn it. 1,000 bucks. I'm a dead man. 00:16:12.803 --> 00:16:15.388 - What the fuck? - Relax. 00:16:15.389 --> 00:16:18.725 - You're having a holy vision. - Who are you? 00:16:18.726 --> 00:16:23.898 Saint Lola's the name. I'm the patron saint of teenagers. 00:16:25.065 --> 00:16:26.691 Don't bother looking me up 00:16:26.692 --> 00:16:28.943 in the book of saints... I'm unlisted. 00:16:28.944 --> 00:16:32.238 A saint? What are you doing in the boys' bathroom? 00:16:32.239 --> 00:16:34.032 Old habits die hard. 00:16:34.033 --> 00:16:36.159 You kind of look like my mother, 00:16:36.160 --> 00:16:38.995 except with a camel toe. 00:16:38.996 --> 00:16:41.873 I get that a lot. 00:16:41.874 --> 00:16:43.833 Wait a minute, am I being punked? 00:16:43.834 --> 00:16:46.211 You're being poped. I'm here to help. 00:16:46.212 --> 00:16:49.005 You're gonna help me score with Nina Pennington? 00:16:49.006 --> 00:16:51.007 It's not quite that easy. 00:16:51.008 --> 00:16:52.675 The things we wish for 00:16:52.676 --> 00:16:54.719 are rarely the things we need, Rick. 00:16:54.720 --> 00:16:57.305 So you're not gonna grant my wish. 00:16:57.306 --> 00:16:59.891 I'm not a fucking genie. I'm a saint. 00:16:59.892 --> 00:17:02.143 I'm here to make the path a little clearer, 00:17:02.144 --> 00:17:04.517 so you can make the right choices. 00:17:07.399 --> 00:17:08.942 What the fuck? 00:17:08.943 --> 00:17:10.861 Look for the signs. 00:17:16.242 --> 00:17:18.159 Attention, students... 00:17:18.160 --> 00:17:20.245 this week's Drama Club production of 'Pippin' 00:17:20.246 --> 00:17:22.198 has been cancelled. 00:17:24.124 --> 00:17:26.417 Kevin Carpenter, 00:17:26.418 --> 00:17:29.587 the biggest fucking asshole in the world, 00:17:29.588 --> 00:17:31.923 and Nina Pennington's current boyfriend. 00:17:31.924 --> 00:17:33.550 We had every reason to hate him 00:17:33.551 --> 00:17:35.385 after what happened last spring. 00:17:35.386 --> 00:17:37.262 Billy passed out at Greg Drubin's party 00:17:37.263 --> 00:17:38.805 and woke up the next morning 00:17:38.806 --> 00:17:41.224 with a condom up his ass and fear in his eye. 00:17:41.225 --> 00:17:43.017 Kevin waited a week to tell him 00:17:43.018 --> 00:17:45.853 that it was a broom handle that took his butt cherry. 00:17:45.854 --> 00:17:48.940 We are through. 00:17:48.941 --> 00:17:51.693 Bitch! 00:17:51.694 --> 00:17:54.153 A sign. Saint Lola was right. 00:17:54.154 --> 00:17:57.365 - Wait. Saint who? - It's a sign from God. 00:17:57.366 --> 00:17:59.492 God wants me to be with Nina Pennington, 00:17:59.493 --> 00:18:01.578 in every possible position. 00:18:01.579 --> 00:18:04.122 I've graded your exams 00:18:04.123 --> 00:18:07.959 and will be returning them to you at the end of class. 00:18:07.960 --> 00:18:10.253 However, I doubt if you'll want them. 00:18:10.254 --> 00:18:13.047 Miss Pennington got the only A. 00:18:13.048 --> 00:18:16.342 - Yes, was it an A-plus? - No. 00:18:16.343 --> 00:18:20.013 And now who amongst us can conjugate the verb 'vivo'? 00:18:20.014 --> 00:18:21.681 What's a verb? 00:18:21.682 --> 00:18:25.393 - Mr Stevens. - Ah... 00:18:25.394 --> 00:18:28.563 Ah, OK, the conjugation of vivo. 00:18:28.564 --> 00:18:36.654 Uh, I believe that would be 'vi', 'vive', V-V-V... 00:18:36.655 --> 00:18:38.865 Well, that was viv-awful. 00:18:38.866 --> 00:18:41.951 The correct conjugation of the verb 'vivo' is... 00:18:41.952 --> 00:18:43.494 Strike one. 00:18:43.495 --> 00:18:46.664 ..vivo, vivere, vixi... 00:18:46.665 --> 00:18:49.667 Victum... 00:18:53.464 --> 00:18:56.341 Principal Poole cancelled classes that afternoon 00:18:56.342 --> 00:18:59.385 so we could each mourn Mr Apgar in our own way. 00:19:10.439 --> 00:19:12.857 - Perfect timing. - Huh? 00:19:12.858 --> 00:19:15.068 Attention, all students. 00:19:15.069 --> 00:19:17.195 All girls basketball players... 00:19:17.196 --> 00:19:20.573 - Hi. - Hi. 00:19:20.574 --> 00:19:22.408 Hi, I'm Rick Stevens from... 00:19:22.409 --> 00:19:24.952 The slow kid from Latin class, I know. 00:19:24.953 --> 00:19:29.332 Uh, yeah. Congratulations on the A. 00:19:29.333 --> 00:19:32.377 Thank you. Hopefully I'll do better next time. 00:19:34.004 --> 00:19:36.839 I was just wondering if you needed a ride 00:19:36.840 --> 00:19:39.133 to Mr Apgar's funeral. 00:19:39.134 --> 00:19:41.427 - You're going? - He was like a father to me. 00:19:41.428 --> 00:19:43.596 I'm deep in grief and shit right now. 00:19:43.597 --> 00:19:46.349 Who said that you could talk to my girlfriend, douche bag? 00:19:46.350 --> 00:19:48.434 I'm not your girlfriend, Kevin. 00:19:48.435 --> 00:19:49.977 We always get back together. 00:19:49.978 --> 00:19:52.063 - You know that. - Not this time. 00:19:52.064 --> 00:19:55.692 Rick was just asking if I would accompany him 00:19:55.693 --> 00:19:59.443 to Mr Apgar's funeral, and I said yes. 00:20:01.198 --> 00:20:06.452 Really? Well, a funeral is a perfect place for you to be. 00:20:06.453 --> 00:20:08.830 'Cause you're a dead man. 00:20:08.831 --> 00:20:11.454 - Kevin... - Fuck! 00:20:13.502 --> 00:20:16.330 So is that a yes? 00:20:18.924 --> 00:20:21.676 What? What? 00:20:21.677 --> 00:20:24.721 What? Nothing. Nothing. 00:20:24.722 --> 00:20:27.175 OK. 'Bye. 00:20:30.352 --> 00:20:32.437 I'm in. 00:20:32.438 --> 00:20:34.356 You're dead. 00:20:40.195 --> 00:20:45.324 I wasn't dead, not yet, but our first date was at a funeral. 00:20:45.325 --> 00:20:49.371 In retrospect, that might not have been one of my best ideas. 00:20:50.581 --> 00:20:52.749 That was a lovely service. 00:20:52.750 --> 00:20:56.955 Is it just me or did he look more alive dead? 00:20:59.840 --> 00:21:02.175 ♪ From a higher window... ♪ 00:21:02.176 --> 00:21:04.260 - Ew. - I love this song. 00:21:04.261 --> 00:21:05.720 Me too. 00:21:05.721 --> 00:21:07.680 My parents don't like me listening 00:21:07.681 --> 00:21:10.308 to a lot of pop stations, due to all the satanic lyrics. 00:21:10.309 --> 00:21:13.936 But Mindy has a CD. When I go to her house, I listen to it. 00:21:13.937 --> 00:21:15.688 I think he's so dreamy. 00:21:15.689 --> 00:21:17.231 And before I could stop myself... 00:21:17.232 --> 00:21:19.150 When he's in town, I go to his concert 00:21:19.151 --> 00:21:20.735 and hang with him backstage. 00:21:22.279 --> 00:21:24.322 Wait, you know Josh Groban? 00:21:25.449 --> 00:21:27.158 Yeah, we're pretty tight. 00:21:27.159 --> 00:21:29.487 Then you must be going to his show tomorrow night. 00:21:30.370 --> 00:21:32.705 Yes, of course. Ha! Yeah. 00:21:32.706 --> 00:21:34.624 I'd love to take you, 00:21:34.625 --> 00:21:37.084 but I know your parents wouldn't let you go, so... 00:21:37.085 --> 00:21:39.420 Actually, my parents went to Omaha for the world premiere 00:21:39.421 --> 00:21:41.506 of 'Christ on Ice', starring Johnny Weir, 00:21:41.507 --> 00:21:44.801 and they're gone till Monday, so they'd never know. 00:21:44.802 --> 00:21:47.053 Great. Great. 00:21:47.054 --> 00:21:49.430 - Strike two. - This is so sensational. 00:21:49.431 --> 00:21:51.140 Uh-huh. 00:21:51.141 --> 00:21:53.100 I mean, it would really help me 00:21:53.101 --> 00:21:54.852 take my mind off things, you know? 00:21:57.231 --> 00:22:00.525 - Nina, are you alright? - Your mom's gonna kill you. 00:22:00.526 --> 00:22:02.527 You better get their insurance information. 00:22:02.528 --> 00:22:05.402 Oh, Rick. I'm stuck. 00:22:06.448 --> 00:22:09.325 What the fuck, dude? 00:22:09.326 --> 00:22:12.279 Hey! Seriously? 00:22:13.163 --> 00:22:15.414 ♪ I said bitch I'mma fuck you up 00:22:15.415 --> 00:22:17.542 ♪ Get the fuck out my face 00:22:17.543 --> 00:22:19.043 ♪ I'mma show you what the deal is 00:22:19.044 --> 00:22:20.837 ♪ Bitch, mother-fucker... ♪ 00:22:20.838 --> 00:22:24.048 This totally reminds me of a German porno I downloaded. 00:22:24.049 --> 00:22:25.675 Father Krumins? 00:22:25.676 --> 00:22:29.380 Richard. Oh, I am so sorry about this slight mishap. 00:22:30.597 --> 00:22:32.348 Shouldn't we call the police? 00:22:32.349 --> 00:22:34.684 Miss Pennington, please thank your mother again 00:22:34.685 --> 00:22:37.353 for hosting such a splendid bingo night last week. 00:22:37.354 --> 00:22:41.104 I mean, her devilled eggs were absolutely sinful. 00:22:42.317 --> 00:22:44.443 Shouldn't we call the police? 00:22:44.444 --> 00:22:47.321 I don't think that's necessary. 00:22:47.322 --> 00:22:49.866 I mean, if you don't mind, I'd rather not report it. 00:22:49.867 --> 00:22:51.951 I'd hate for both our premiums to go up. 00:22:51.952 --> 00:22:54.370 Plus, these sisters have taken a vow of silence, 00:22:54.371 --> 00:22:56.998 so the fewer the questions to answer the better. 00:22:56.999 --> 00:22:59.417 Don't worry, the archdiocese will take care of everything. 00:22:59.418 --> 00:23:02.879 Peace out. Sisters? Better hurry. 00:23:02.880 --> 00:23:06.257 Should we call the police? Pfft. 00:23:06.258 --> 00:23:08.509 We pay you good money to run this place. 00:23:08.510 --> 00:23:10.428 That is the best you can do? 00:23:10.429 --> 00:23:13.055 They look like they have full-blown hepatitis. 00:23:13.056 --> 00:23:15.141 It's the morning shift. 00:23:15.142 --> 00:23:18.394 I mean, I'm working on putting a breakfast buffet in here 00:23:18.395 --> 00:23:21.314 that will blow your fucking mind, Vitolda. 00:23:21.315 --> 00:23:24.066 I'm talking about eggs and bacon, whipped cream, 00:23:24.067 --> 00:23:29.489 sausage and a lap dance, all in, $12.99. 00:23:32.576 --> 00:23:34.327 You girls suck! 00:23:34.328 --> 00:23:36.287 How many times have I told you, 00:23:36.288 --> 00:23:40.082 you won't draw a crowd if you don't draw a bath. 00:23:40.083 --> 00:23:43.586 You make me sick. Get in the shower. You, you're fired! 00:23:43.587 --> 00:23:46.923 - I don't work here. - Wanna go out for some Korean barbecue? 00:23:46.924 --> 00:23:49.050 Ugh, oh, God. 00:23:49.051 --> 00:23:52.303 Cops have been on our ass, so business has been down. 00:23:52.304 --> 00:23:55.640 That means receipts here better go up, Jimbo, 00:23:55.641 --> 00:23:57.725 or you're gonna be out of a job. 00:23:57.726 --> 00:24:02.432 And probably a leg. 00:24:04.858 --> 00:24:08.569 Jimmy? Hey, Jimmy. Jimmy, I need to ask you a favour. 00:24:08.570 --> 00:24:11.572 - Jimmy. - Fuck off, will you? 00:24:11.573 --> 00:24:13.824 I need to talk to your friend at the Paramount. 00:24:13.825 --> 00:24:15.868 - For what? - I need backstage passes. 00:24:15.869 --> 00:24:19.747 For Josh Groban's concert tomorrow. 00:24:19.748 --> 00:24:23.292 Well, I really need Britney Spears to lick my balls. 00:24:23.293 --> 00:24:25.336 No, wait, that wasn't it. 00:24:25.337 --> 00:24:27.838 Well, I need J.Lo to stick her finger up my ass. 00:24:27.839 --> 00:24:29.924 No, that was my dad. 00:24:29.925 --> 00:24:33.010 You know what I need? I need my poop chute bleached. 00:24:33.011 --> 00:24:36.055 - That's it. - What? Look, I'll do anything. 00:24:37.099 --> 00:24:39.266 Anything? 00:24:39.267 --> 00:24:42.937 Seems Jimmy had a date too, and he needed some ecstasy. 00:24:42.938 --> 00:24:47.525 The dealer was running a buy-20, get-5-free sale, 00:24:47.526 --> 00:24:49.819 so I pocketed the extra pills. 00:24:49.820 --> 00:24:51.946 I don't want you getting the wrong idea about me, 00:24:51.947 --> 00:24:54.073 but nowhere in the Bible does it say, 00:24:54.074 --> 00:24:55.700 "Thou shalt not take ecstasy." 00:24:55.701 --> 00:24:57.451 That's true. 00:24:57.452 --> 00:24:59.453 With Lucy's car being fixed by the archdiocese, 00:24:59.454 --> 00:25:01.580 I needed wheels to get to Josh Graham's show. 00:25:01.581 --> 00:25:04.284 I can't believe I just said that. 00:25:05.794 --> 00:25:09.964 Mmm. Mmm. 00:25:09.965 --> 00:25:12.967 Mrs Bender, I'm gonna need to ask you a favour. 00:25:12.968 --> 00:25:15.052 Anything. Anything at all. 00:25:15.053 --> 00:25:17.054 I'm gonna need to borrow your car. 00:25:17.055 --> 00:25:19.015 My car? Where are we going? 00:25:19.016 --> 00:25:21.308 I have to follow my dad to catch him 00:25:21.309 --> 00:25:23.394 with his mistress for my mom's lawyer. 00:25:23.395 --> 00:25:26.355 Only I can't have my mom find out, 00:25:26.356 --> 00:25:28.482 because she's liable to do something violent. 00:25:28.483 --> 00:25:30.568 - You know how she is. - Oh, yeah. 00:25:30.569 --> 00:25:33.654 Sure, that's very sweet of you. 00:25:33.655 --> 00:25:35.653 Yeah? 00:25:37.701 --> 00:25:39.535 Thanks, I really appreciate it. 00:25:39.536 --> 00:25:41.662 You want to show me how much you appreciate it? 00:25:41.663 --> 00:25:43.748 Well, I'd better be going. 00:25:52.257 --> 00:25:54.334 If you want the car... 00:26:18.617 --> 00:26:21.036 Meow. 00:26:22.579 --> 00:26:24.622 Jesus, you scared the hell out of me. 00:26:24.623 --> 00:26:26.707 That's the idea. 00:26:26.708 --> 00:26:29.335 What are you doing here? If it's about the ecstasy... 00:26:29.336 --> 00:26:31.462 Relax, nowhere in the Bible does it say, 00:26:31.463 --> 00:26:33.547 "Thou shalt not take ecstasy." 00:26:33.548 --> 00:26:36.467 - I'm more concerned with lying. - But I really needed the car. 00:26:36.468 --> 00:26:38.469 The betting, the adultery, 00:26:38.470 --> 00:26:40.596 the not honouring thy mother and father. 00:26:40.597 --> 00:26:42.556 OK, I get it. I get it. 00:26:42.557 --> 00:26:44.725 You're in quite the pickle, aren't you? 00:26:44.726 --> 00:26:48.395 On the one hand, if you do manage 00:26:48.396 --> 00:26:50.606 to get Nina to succumb to your advances, 00:26:50.607 --> 00:26:52.650 you'll have to deal with her delusional ex 00:26:52.651 --> 00:26:54.652 with the rage issues. 00:26:54.653 --> 00:26:56.737 On the other hand, if she spurns you, 00:26:56.738 --> 00:26:58.906 well, do you even have 1,000 bucks? 00:26:58.907 --> 00:27:00.699 You're not helping me here. 00:27:00.700 --> 00:27:03.244 Shouldn't you be telling me how I should win her heart? 00:27:04.871 --> 00:27:07.039 Things are never that easy, Rick. 00:27:07.040 --> 00:27:11.460 Don't rush where you're going. Otherwise you may never arrive. 00:27:11.461 --> 00:27:13.671 Oh, and one more thing. 00:27:13.672 --> 00:27:16.132 I know, the stealing. 00:27:16.133 --> 00:27:18.461 No. 00:27:20.011 --> 00:27:21.929 I'm going to Ibiza on holiday, 00:27:21.930 --> 00:27:24.014 so you're on your own for a while. 00:27:24.015 --> 00:27:28.015 Don't screw it up. Oh, and look out for the Lithuanians. 00:27:34.317 --> 00:27:37.653 - I'm redecorating. - I can see that. 00:27:37.654 --> 00:27:40.239 It's better, huh? More cheery. 00:27:40.240 --> 00:27:43.868 - Yeah, sure. - Oh, where's my car? 00:27:43.869 --> 00:27:47.204 Uh, Steven has it. 00:27:47.205 --> 00:27:49.290 As long as your asshole father doesn't. 00:27:49.291 --> 00:27:51.709 - You watch, this time... - You're gonna divorce him? 00:27:51.710 --> 00:27:56.714 You betcha I am. Fat fuck. 00:27:56.715 --> 00:27:58.716 Mrs Bender? Mrs Bender? 00:27:58.717 --> 00:28:02.386 Oh... Uh, hey, Mr Bender. 00:28:02.387 --> 00:28:05.222 I'm getting ready to go hunting. 00:28:05.223 --> 00:28:07.183 - Nice. - Was he on to me? 00:28:07.184 --> 00:28:08.851 Did he know I was screwing his wife 00:28:08.852 --> 00:28:10.895 on their new Scotchgarded sofa? 00:28:12.439 --> 00:28:14.858 Oh, yeah. 00:28:19.571 --> 00:28:22.573 Hey, I thought maybe Billy could come along. 00:28:22.574 --> 00:28:24.658 - No. - You know, keep you company. 00:28:24.659 --> 00:28:26.452 And he'll bring his new camera. 00:28:26.453 --> 00:28:28.787 It's gonna be boring waiting for them to leave the apartment. 00:28:28.788 --> 00:28:30.535 Well, Billy's used to boring. 00:28:32.459 --> 00:28:35.003 - OK, have fun. - 'Bye, Momma. 00:28:36.796 --> 00:28:41.508 Hey, did you hear about the new Latin teacher? 00:28:41.509 --> 00:28:43.552 He got killed in a wreck on the I-40. 00:28:48.016 --> 00:28:50.851 - There's a reason they call Latin the dead language. - Huh? 00:28:50.852 --> 00:28:53.354 Oh, by the way, we're not going to Joseph's den of debauchery. 00:28:53.355 --> 00:28:55.272 Well, then where are we going? 00:28:55.273 --> 00:28:57.691 We're gonna go pick up Nina and grab some backstage passes. 00:28:57.692 --> 00:28:59.652 I've got a date with destiny. 00:28:59.653 --> 00:29:01.820 As long as we don't drive on the I-40. 00:29:01.821 --> 00:29:03.948 This is the place. Turn here. 00:29:03.949 --> 00:29:06.033 Ew. 00:29:06.034 --> 00:29:09.161 He said 8:30. We're just a few minutes early. 00:29:09.162 --> 00:29:11.247 I can't believe I'm about to meet Josh. 00:29:11.248 --> 00:29:13.666 I mean, this is the most exciting thing I've ever done. 00:29:13.667 --> 00:29:16.086 I met David Spade once. 00:29:17.254 --> 00:29:21.924 Well, if it wasn't him, it looked just like him. 00:29:21.925 --> 00:29:25.302 So... what are your plans after graduation? 00:29:25.303 --> 00:29:27.221 I don't really have any at the moment. 00:29:27.222 --> 00:29:29.515 That doesn't sound very wise. 00:29:29.516 --> 00:29:33.477 Oh, you meant plans? Like... Oh, yeah, I have a lot of those. 00:29:33.478 --> 00:29:35.312 How about you, you have any plans? 00:29:35.313 --> 00:29:38.482 Oh, I'm gonna become a priest. 00:29:38.483 --> 00:29:40.734 I definitely have a calling. 00:29:40.735 --> 00:29:43.445 - And I'd call you out. - What does that mean? 00:29:43.446 --> 00:29:45.239 Nothing, it doesn't mean anything. 00:29:46.616 --> 00:29:50.911 Hey, wait a second. I thought girls could only be nuns. 00:29:50.912 --> 00:29:52.788 - Only ugly girls are nuns. - That's not true. 00:29:52.789 --> 00:29:54.873 Yeah, that's not true, Billy. Shut up. 00:29:54.874 --> 00:29:58.836 Don't mind Billy. He's... missing a chromosome. 00:29:58.837 --> 00:30:00.796 So this priest thing, that's great. 00:30:00.797 --> 00:30:02.965 You sure you wouldn't rather just be 00:30:02.966 --> 00:30:05.043 on 'American Idol' or something? 00:30:06.594 --> 00:30:08.804 It's 8:30. 00:30:08.805 --> 00:30:11.890 A priest? 00:30:11.891 --> 00:30:13.976 That means that she can't ever... 00:30:13.977 --> 00:30:18.022 - I know, Billy. - You just kicked my mom's car. 00:30:18.023 --> 00:30:22.109 - Is everything OK? - Yup, we're great. 00:30:22.110 --> 00:30:25.863 What if she sees that dent? She's gonna kill me. 00:30:25.864 --> 00:30:28.324 She won't kill you if I don't bring you home alive. 00:30:28.325 --> 00:30:31.327 Rick! 00:30:31.328 --> 00:30:33.829 She's gonna be so angry at me. 00:30:33.830 --> 00:30:36.290 Billy, shut up. Here it is. 00:30:36.291 --> 00:30:38.167 Jimmy, open up. 00:30:40.628 --> 00:30:43.005 Where the fuck is my shit? 00:30:43.006 --> 00:30:46.050 Here. My backstage passes. 00:30:46.051 --> 00:30:48.761 You want your backstage passes, you're gonna have to take 00:30:48.762 --> 00:30:52.848 a good, long, hard look at the ass, Cleaver. 00:30:52.849 --> 00:30:54.892 - What? - Jimmy Junior. 00:30:54.893 --> 00:30:57.603 Do it, son. 00:30:57.604 --> 00:30:59.188 Then you'll give me my backstage passes? 00:30:59.189 --> 00:31:02.358 Look at him, be a man. Look at Ricardo. 00:31:02.359 --> 00:31:07.905 The vomiting cobra. The meat monkey. 00:31:07.906 --> 00:31:10.699 - Do it, take a look. - OK. 00:31:10.700 --> 00:31:12.576 Now you're a man. 00:31:12.577 --> 00:31:14.370 Can I have my backstage passes now? 00:31:14.371 --> 00:31:15.996 Let me grab those for you. 00:31:15.997 --> 00:31:18.165 Oh, by the way, go fuck yourself! 00:31:20.919 --> 00:31:23.087 That douche bag. Now what am I gonna do? 00:31:23.088 --> 00:31:24.963 Dude, did you see his balls? 00:31:24.964 --> 00:31:27.508 Guys, come on. We don't want to keep Josh waiting. 00:31:27.509 --> 00:31:30.677 - OK. - Come on, come on. 00:31:30.678 --> 00:31:33.847 Hey, Rick, isn't that your dad's car? 00:31:33.848 --> 00:31:35.641 Oh, shit, I think you're right. 00:31:35.642 --> 00:31:39.472 - Whose car? - What's he doing here? 00:31:43.650 --> 00:31:45.401 Fuck me! 00:31:45.402 --> 00:31:47.486 Take that. Ride me. 00:31:47.487 --> 00:31:50.739 Oh, Joseph. Do me doggy style! 00:31:50.740 --> 00:31:52.491 That's Rick's dad. 00:31:52.492 --> 00:31:54.410 And your... mom? 00:31:54.411 --> 00:31:56.870 - Your pussy's so tight. - Doubtful. 00:31:56.871 --> 00:31:59.790 I think this is what my parents were trying to shelter me from. 00:31:59.791 --> 00:32:01.875 Are you ready for your turnkey? 00:32:01.876 --> 00:32:04.461 - Those are both our dads. - Yeah, I'm pretty positive. 00:32:04.462 --> 00:32:06.588 I think I'm gonna throw up. Oh, God. 00:32:06.589 --> 00:32:08.882 I think I have an idea. 00:32:08.883 --> 00:32:10.426 Fuck me! Fuck me! 00:32:10.427 --> 00:32:12.511 Vice squad. 00:32:12.512 --> 00:32:16.348 Oh, shit. Leave the dildo! Let's go! Let's go! 00:32:16.349 --> 00:32:18.308 Oh, my God, go! Hurry. 00:32:18.309 --> 00:32:20.644 I'm getting in the car, don't yell at me! 00:32:20.645 --> 00:32:22.229 Hurry up, let's go! 00:32:22.230 --> 00:32:24.940 Pamela's gonna kill me! Oh, shit! Oh, shit! 00:32:27.318 --> 00:32:29.528 - Billy? - Richard? 00:32:29.529 --> 00:32:31.613 - Shit! Shit! - You stay, mister! 00:32:31.614 --> 00:32:33.615 Nina! Nina, come here, let's go! 00:32:33.616 --> 00:32:35.909 - You stay right there, mister! - You are so grounded! 00:32:35.910 --> 00:32:37.786 - It was Rick's idea. - What? 00:32:40.165 --> 00:32:42.916 So... what's your name? 00:32:42.917 --> 00:32:45.002 Nina. 00:32:45.003 --> 00:32:49.965 Nina? That's a pretty name for a... pretty girl. 00:32:49.966 --> 00:32:52.384 Can I get you something, honey? 00:32:52.385 --> 00:32:56.180 Tea? Soup? An HIV test? 00:32:56.181 --> 00:32:59.475 These are brand-new Dockers. 00:32:59.476 --> 00:33:01.560 You know I puke when I'm nervous. 00:33:01.561 --> 00:33:03.479 What are we gonna do here? Hm? 00:33:03.480 --> 00:33:05.856 I didn't know anyone could run that fast wearing a harness. 00:33:05.857 --> 00:33:08.150 Alright, cut the crap. Excuse my French. 00:33:08.151 --> 00:33:09.943 How much do you want? 00:33:09.944 --> 00:33:11.862 As I see it... correct me if I'm wrong... 00:33:11.863 --> 00:33:13.530 you'd like us to forget you were here. 00:33:13.531 --> 00:33:15.699 We'd also like to forget we were here. 00:33:15.700 --> 00:33:17.576 The only thing that's preventing us 00:33:17.577 --> 00:33:19.661 from falling into a state of total amnesia 00:33:19.662 --> 00:33:22.539 is this little dent problem we have. 00:33:22.540 --> 00:33:26.043 Now, if that just... went away, 00:33:26.044 --> 00:33:28.253 we could forget everything. 00:33:28.254 --> 00:33:31.423 - How you suppose we do that? - Yeah. 00:33:31.424 --> 00:33:33.300 You'll say you ran into Mrs Bender's car 00:33:33.301 --> 00:33:35.511 on the street outside your apartment. 00:33:35.512 --> 00:33:38.263 Why would his wife believe her car was outside my apartment? 00:33:38.264 --> 00:33:40.891 You'll have to trust me on this one. 00:33:46.814 --> 00:33:51.394 - Alright... deal. - Deal. 00:33:55.698 --> 00:33:59.409 You sure you're OK with Billy and Mr Bender taking you home? 00:33:59.410 --> 00:34:02.829 Totally. Your dad kind of creeps me out. No of fence. 00:34:02.830 --> 00:34:04.706 None taken. 00:34:04.707 --> 00:34:06.833 Are you gonna be OK, though? 00:34:06.834 --> 00:34:10.921 I don't know what I would do if I found my dad in a motel 00:34:10.922 --> 00:34:13.006 with our neighbour and an underage hooker. 00:34:13.007 --> 00:34:16.969 Yeah, it's not the first time. I'm just... 00:34:16.970 --> 00:34:19.137 I'm sorry we missed the concert. 00:34:19.138 --> 00:34:22.641 It's OK. Actually, I had fun. 00:34:22.642 --> 00:34:25.435 You did? 00:34:25.436 --> 00:34:29.106 - Oddly enough, yeah. - Really? 00:34:31.067 --> 00:34:36.819 Well, I guess we'll have to do it again sometime. 00:34:39.867 --> 00:34:42.240 I'd like that. 00:34:43.871 --> 00:34:45.823 Me too. 00:34:59.012 --> 00:35:04.224 I know where you, Billy, Mr Bender, 00:35:04.225 --> 00:35:06.643 and your son of a bitch father were last night. 00:35:06.644 --> 00:35:08.979 - Don't even try to deny it. - Well... 00:35:08.980 --> 00:35:11.273 I had a detective follow your father. 00:35:11.274 --> 00:35:14.026 Not only were he and Keith Bender at a motel 00:35:14.027 --> 00:35:16.111 with some crack whore, 00:35:16.112 --> 00:35:19.072 you and Billy were there with some slut of your own. 00:35:19.073 --> 00:35:21.450 What is it with the men in this family? 00:35:21.451 --> 00:35:23.493 You're such miserable fucks, you gotta bring in 00:35:23.494 --> 00:35:25.537 the neighbours to pinch-hit for you? 00:35:25.538 --> 00:35:27.372 Where is your father anyway? 00:35:27.373 --> 00:35:29.458 I called to scream at him, he wasn't there. 00:35:29.459 --> 00:35:33.211 He is on a business trip. Lithuania. 00:35:33.212 --> 00:35:37.133 Figures he wouldn't be here to face the music. 00:35:39.344 --> 00:35:45.390 When I get back, I'm gonna hire a lawyer. 00:35:45.391 --> 00:35:48.014 Just you wait and see. 00:35:49.395 --> 00:35:50.937 Where are you going? 00:35:50.938 --> 00:35:52.648 What do you mean, where am I going? 00:35:52.649 --> 00:35:54.608 - It's April. - Rehab never works for you. 00:35:54.609 --> 00:35:56.735 I think you've developed an immunity. 00:35:56.736 --> 00:35:59.821 It always works for me, until I come home to my family. 00:35:59.822 --> 00:36:02.783 Mom, really? Come on. 00:36:02.784 --> 00:36:05.535 - What? - Vodka? Nice. 00:36:05.536 --> 00:36:07.663 Arriving at rehab sober is like showing up 00:36:07.664 --> 00:36:09.790 to a tennis lesson without a racquet. 00:36:09.791 --> 00:36:12.494 There's my cab. 00:36:13.711 --> 00:36:15.913 Don't sell the house this time. 00:36:18.174 --> 00:36:22.052 - Ricky! Yoo-hoo! - Oh, shit! 00:36:22.053 --> 00:36:24.429 Can I speak with you for a moment? 00:36:24.430 --> 00:36:26.848 Yeah, you. 00:36:26.849 --> 00:36:29.851 - Richard. - Father Krumins. 00:36:29.852 --> 00:36:33.063 Well, thanks again, Mrs Bender, 00:36:33.064 --> 00:36:35.649 for opening your lovely home to this week's bingo game. 00:36:35.650 --> 00:36:37.651 Oh, not at all, Father. 00:36:37.652 --> 00:36:40.362 Hopefully, next time Lois Enlow won't get her prosthetic arm 00:36:40.363 --> 00:36:42.281 stuck in the garbage disposal. 00:36:44.075 --> 00:36:47.703 Took Keith four hours to get that thing out. 00:36:47.704 --> 00:36:51.123 - God bless you. - Thanks. OK, yeah. 00:36:51.124 --> 00:36:52.874 I spoke with your mother this morning. 00:36:52.875 --> 00:36:54.835 What were you doing with that little slut yesterday? 00:36:54.836 --> 00:36:56.712 - Which slut? - How many sluts were you with? 00:36:56.713 --> 00:36:58.755 One. None. 00:36:58.756 --> 00:37:00.674 Nina's not a slut, she's a friend from school. 00:37:00.675 --> 00:37:02.718 I feel like you don't really care about me. 00:37:02.719 --> 00:37:05.679 - Sorry? - Can I ask you a question? 00:37:05.680 --> 00:37:08.932 - OK. - Do you want to fuck me? 00:37:08.933 --> 00:37:10.976 Uh, Mrs Bender, I have school. 00:37:10.977 --> 00:37:14.351 Skip homeroom. Come on, I'll write you a note. Let's go! 00:37:18.109 --> 00:37:19.860 - Argh! - Hello. 00:37:19.861 --> 00:37:21.903 Hey, Karlis, what's up? 00:37:21.904 --> 00:37:24.448 Less than a week before Arbor Day. How's that going? 00:37:24.449 --> 00:37:26.283 Good. I probably won't even need that long. 00:37:26.284 --> 00:37:28.243 Hey, how do you like your pinkies? 00:37:28.244 --> 00:37:29.828 How do I like my pinkies? 00:37:29.829 --> 00:37:31.371 I mean the way they currently are. 00:37:31.372 --> 00:37:33.290 Yeah, I like my... pinkies. 00:37:33.291 --> 00:37:35.038 You better be right. 00:37:40.548 --> 00:37:42.424 A reminder, students, 00:37:42.425 --> 00:37:44.509 this year's prom has been cancelled. 00:37:44.510 --> 00:37:47.262 Hey, you missed homeroom. Where were you? 00:37:47.263 --> 00:37:49.139 I was fucking your mother up the ass. 00:37:49.140 --> 00:37:52.844 - What? - Kidding. I overslept. 00:37:54.771 --> 00:37:57.606 Hey, Billy. Hi, Rick. 00:37:57.607 --> 00:37:59.525 Hi. 00:38:05.448 --> 00:38:09.201 Everyone, this is Sister Marie Therese Francine Dubois. 00:38:09.202 --> 00:38:11.828 She will be filling in for the late Mr Apgar, 00:38:11.829 --> 00:38:15.374 and the late Mr Marquart, who died so tragically on I-40. 00:38:16.417 --> 00:38:20.086 Sister is a Carmelite nun. She's taken a vow of silence. 00:38:20.087 --> 00:38:22.297 However, given our urgent need, Father Krumins 00:38:22.298 --> 00:38:25.175 has gracefully granted the sister special dispensation 00:38:25.176 --> 00:38:27.969 for her to speak during class, so she won't go to hell. 00:38:27.970 --> 00:38:29.968 Sister. 00:38:46.781 --> 00:38:50.325 I am very happy to be teaching you. 00:38:50.326 --> 00:38:52.619 My name is Sister Marie Therese Francine Dubois. 00:38:52.620 --> 00:38:54.788 Since there isn't time to get through what I want, 00:38:54.789 --> 00:38:56.991 I will not have time to take any quest... 00:38:59.585 --> 00:39:02.295 - Hm. - She died. 00:39:02.296 --> 00:39:06.341 No, she's... just sleeping. 00:39:06.342 --> 00:39:08.677 Bet you five bucks she wakes in less than a minute 00:39:08.678 --> 00:39:10.804 without anyone saying anything. 00:39:10.805 --> 00:39:12.764 OK, you're on. 00:39:18.646 --> 00:39:22.896 Come on. Come on. 00:39:24.735 --> 00:39:26.608 30 seconds. 00:39:30.700 --> 00:39:32.868 45 seconds. 00:39:37.415 --> 00:39:39.492 55 seconds. 00:39:40.835 --> 00:39:42.502 - Yes! - Conquest of Gaul. 00:39:42.503 --> 00:39:46.958 The forces of civilisation over the barbarians in ipso facto... 00:39:49.510 --> 00:39:53.138 Oh! Alright, double or nothing. 00:39:53.139 --> 00:39:54.931 Count me out. 00:40:04.775 --> 00:40:07.485 What? What do you want? 00:40:07.486 --> 00:40:09.613 Are we gonna get the rest of the day off 00:40:09.614 --> 00:40:11.489 like we did for Mr Apgar? 00:40:11.490 --> 00:40:13.783 I for one clearly feel traumatised again. 00:40:13.784 --> 00:40:15.827 Yeah, and besides, we got totally gypped 00:40:15.828 --> 00:40:18.038 when his replacement bit it on the I-40. 00:40:18.039 --> 00:40:20.248 Mr Marquart never even taught a class! 00:40:20.249 --> 00:40:22.334 Fine! You know, it's your education. 00:40:22.335 --> 00:40:24.294 I don't give a shit, but after today, 00:40:24.295 --> 00:40:26.546 I am going to draw up an official school policy 00:40:26.547 --> 00:40:28.590 on faculty fatalities. 00:40:28.591 --> 00:40:31.343 Mr Stevens and Mr Bender, I'd like to see you in my office. 00:40:31.344 --> 00:40:35.472 - 'Bye. - I don't feel so good, Rick. 00:40:35.473 --> 00:40:37.349 Kevin Carpenter brought to my attention 00:40:37.350 --> 00:40:39.726 that you bet on whether or not the nun was dead. 00:40:39.727 --> 00:40:41.269 Kevin Carpenter is a dick. 00:40:41.270 --> 00:40:43.313 - We bet on when she would wake. - Billy! 00:40:43.314 --> 00:40:45.941 You admit to gambling on school grounds. 00:40:45.942 --> 00:40:48.735 Well, this should be good for a nice, long suspension. 00:40:48.736 --> 00:40:51.112 I've been waiting to take you two clowns down. 00:40:52.823 --> 00:40:54.866 There's a parent here to speak to you 00:40:54.867 --> 00:40:56.743 about that thing that happened, 00:40:56.744 --> 00:40:59.371 that one time over by that place. 00:40:59.372 --> 00:41:01.199 Right now? 00:41:02.291 --> 00:41:05.540 I'll be right back. 00:41:11.467 --> 00:41:14.761 - I think I'm gonna be sick. - Swallow it, Billy. 00:41:14.762 --> 00:41:16.429 - What are you doing? - Check this out. 00:41:16.430 --> 00:41:18.632 Poole took this from me last year. 00:41:21.394 --> 00:41:23.312 What's this? 00:41:27.024 --> 00:41:29.150 Holy shit. 00:41:29.151 --> 00:41:31.277 These are pictures from the girls' locker room. 00:41:31.278 --> 00:41:33.901 This is one of Nina. 00:41:35.825 --> 00:41:38.827 What are you doing, Mr Stevens? 00:41:38.828 --> 00:41:42.580 I'm just, uh, getting out of suspension. 00:41:42.581 --> 00:41:46.292 - What is that? - 10 to 20 would be my guess. 00:41:46.293 --> 00:41:48.420 I've never seen those pictures before in my life. 00:41:48.421 --> 00:41:50.547 Who said anything about pictures? 00:41:50.548 --> 00:41:53.883 Well, I didn't take them. 00:41:53.884 --> 00:41:55.719 And, I mean, who's to say 00:41:55.720 --> 00:41:57.345 how long they've actually been in there? 00:41:57.346 --> 00:41:59.305 Could have been years. 00:41:59.306 --> 00:42:02.225 This one looks an awful lot like Emily Tolls, 00:42:02.226 --> 00:42:04.519 and she's currently a junior. 00:42:04.520 --> 00:42:09.357 Hey, how about I forget 00:42:09.358 --> 00:42:12.485 all about today's little gambling indiscretion? 00:42:12.486 --> 00:42:14.612 How about you forget that we even exist 00:42:14.613 --> 00:42:16.531 until the end of the school year. 00:42:16.532 --> 00:42:19.159 Rick and Billy who? 00:42:19.160 --> 00:42:23.038 Stevens and Bender. Ow. 00:42:23.039 --> 00:42:25.081 I'm gonna kill Carpenter. 00:42:25.082 --> 00:42:27.667 If you don't stop chasing after Nina, he's gonna kill you. 00:42:27.668 --> 00:42:30.170 Yeah, but if I do stop, then Malinauskas is gonna kill me, 00:42:30.171 --> 00:42:32.255 because I can't pay him 1,000 bucks. 00:42:32.256 --> 00:42:34.632 Well, at least you got that smoking hot picture of Nina. 00:42:34.633 --> 00:42:37.635 I haven't even seen it yet, and I already popped a chub. 00:42:37.636 --> 00:42:39.554 I'm gonna burn it when I get home. 00:42:39.555 --> 00:42:41.139 Burn it? Why? 00:42:41.140 --> 00:42:43.058 It doesn't feel right being able to see her 00:42:43.059 --> 00:42:44.601 when she doesn't even know it. 00:42:44.602 --> 00:42:46.311 What? 00:42:46.312 --> 00:42:48.271 Besides, I'll be getting the real thing soon enough. 00:42:48.272 --> 00:42:51.149 Hey! What did Principal Poole want to talk to you about? 00:42:51.150 --> 00:42:54.944 Uh, he wanted our help 00:42:54.945 --> 00:42:58.156 in drawing up the new school policy on faculty fatalities. 00:42:58.157 --> 00:43:01.701 Wait! What are you two cornholers still doing here? 00:43:01.702 --> 00:43:03.912 And because I figured he could do better than that... 00:43:03.913 --> 00:43:06.247 What are you fucktards still doing here? 00:43:06.248 --> 00:43:08.374 What are you fudge packers still doing here? 00:43:08.375 --> 00:43:11.211 Ah, who am I kidding? He's borderline Cro-Magnon. 00:43:11.212 --> 00:43:13.379 I thought Poole suspended your asses. 00:43:13.380 --> 00:43:16.007 For your information, they were helping amend school policy. 00:43:16.008 --> 00:43:19.303 And they were getting ready to walk me home. 00:43:21.555 --> 00:43:24.015 I'm coming for you. 00:43:24.016 --> 00:43:26.893 - Oh! - Butt sniffer. 00:43:26.894 --> 00:43:28.812 Dick. 00:43:29.772 --> 00:43:31.314 That poor nun. 00:43:31.315 --> 00:43:33.399 I'll have to get better at the whole tears thing 00:43:33.400 --> 00:43:35.398 if I wanna be a priest. 00:43:37.905 --> 00:43:41.491 So this, uh, this priest thing, 00:43:41.492 --> 00:43:43.786 is it just for the get-into-heaven-free card? 00:43:44.745 --> 00:43:47.664 No, silly. I like helping people. 00:43:47.665 --> 00:43:50.583 That's why I'm a candy-striper at County General too. 00:43:50.584 --> 00:43:53.753 I dunno, everybody could use a little help from time to time. 00:43:53.754 --> 00:43:58.007 You're hot. You don't have to help people. 00:43:58.008 --> 00:44:00.260 Well, somebody has to. 00:44:00.261 --> 00:44:03.221 We all don't have our own personal saints. 00:44:03.222 --> 00:44:06.349 Besides, I want to be the first. 00:44:06.350 --> 00:44:10.520 Like Hillary Clinton, or Amelia Earhart. 00:44:10.521 --> 00:44:12.480 Sally Ride. 00:44:12.481 --> 00:44:14.732 I don't know, I want to be special. 00:44:14.733 --> 00:44:17.903 I think you already are special. 00:44:20.489 --> 00:44:22.615 Well, thanks for walking me home. 00:44:22.616 --> 00:44:25.319 Anytime. I, uh... 00:44:28.330 --> 00:44:31.659 I really like... spending time with you. 00:44:35.629 --> 00:44:38.048 - See you tomorrow. - OK. 00:44:39.925 --> 00:44:41.923 There's hope for me yet. 00:44:47.433 --> 00:44:49.809 - Hey, Steven. - Playing hooky, pussies? 00:44:49.810 --> 00:44:51.895 Steven, you don't happen to know 00:44:51.896 --> 00:44:53.855 how to say anything in Latin, do you? 00:44:53.856 --> 00:44:57.609 - Huh? - Saved by his own stupidity. 00:44:57.610 --> 00:45:00.320 Some dude called for you. Something about a car. 00:45:00.321 --> 00:45:04.367 Funny way to spell 'auto'. 00:45:07.995 --> 00:45:10.079 - Yes? - Mantas Bartuska? 00:45:10.080 --> 00:45:11.956 It's Rick Stevens. 00:45:11.957 --> 00:45:14.042 Oh, it's gonna take another week 00:45:14.043 --> 00:45:15.919 before I fix your mother's car. 00:45:15.920 --> 00:45:18.421 I want to know what wheels would you like for a loan? 00:45:18.422 --> 00:45:19.881 Loaner? 00:45:19.882 --> 00:45:22.342 Father Krumins told me to get you whatever car you want. 00:45:22.343 --> 00:45:24.796 - Father Krumins? Anything? - Anything. 00:45:28.641 --> 00:45:31.893 Uh, well, my favourite is an Aston Martin. 00:45:31.894 --> 00:45:34.313 It will be there within the hour. 00:45:35.648 --> 00:45:37.815 They're loaning me an Aston Martin. 00:45:37.816 --> 00:45:41.736 Oh, my god! Oh, my god! I got accepted to Stanford! 00:45:41.737 --> 00:45:43.363 That's amazing. You're gonna move out. 00:45:43.364 --> 00:45:44.864 Yeah! 00:45:44.865 --> 00:45:47.238 What? 00:45:48.410 --> 00:45:53.039 Get a hard-on, break your dick in half and fuck yourself. 00:45:53.040 --> 00:45:57.794 - Two great things in a row. - Wait, who's Aston Martin? 00:46:03.425 --> 00:46:05.502 Knock yourself out. 00:46:11.308 --> 00:46:13.101 Whoa! 00:46:14.812 --> 00:46:19.358 ♪ I found my beat It's in your sound... ♪ 00:46:20.401 --> 00:46:24.696 When Nina sees you in this car, she's gonna be all over you. 00:46:24.697 --> 00:46:26.948 ♪ I'll curse the crowd... ♪ 00:46:26.949 --> 00:46:29.659 Hey, can we get Slurpees? 00:46:29.660 --> 00:46:31.202 Yeah. 00:46:31.203 --> 00:46:32.745 - Really? - No. 00:46:32.746 --> 00:46:35.707 ♪ We've been living with the lights out 00:46:35.708 --> 00:46:37.792 ♪ Been moving in the night... ♪ 00:46:37.793 --> 00:46:41.212 So, uh, do you have any plans tonight? 00:46:41.213 --> 00:46:44.299 Um, yeah, after Meals on Wheels, 00:46:44.300 --> 00:46:46.217 I'm gonna go down to the shelter 00:46:46.218 --> 00:46:48.591 and play with some stray animals... why? 00:46:49.763 --> 00:46:52.637 Oh, uh... no reason. 00:46:53.851 --> 00:46:55.893 Do you have enough room back there? 00:46:55.894 --> 00:46:58.229 - Well, I... Not really. - Yeah, he's fine. 00:46:58.230 --> 00:47:00.315 Don't worry about him. 00:47:00.316 --> 00:47:02.108 What the...? 00:47:02.109 --> 00:47:04.193 Pull over to the right side of the road. 00:47:04.194 --> 00:47:06.446 - Why are they pulling us over? - I don't know. 00:47:06.447 --> 00:47:09.400 But I bet it's fine. Don't worry about it. 00:47:11.076 --> 00:47:13.953 Are you aware this car is registered to Mantas Bartuska? 00:47:13.954 --> 00:47:16.039 Who? 00:47:16.040 --> 00:47:18.333 He's only one of the most notorious Lithuanian mafiosos 00:47:18.334 --> 00:47:20.418 in the entire three-county region. 00:47:20.419 --> 00:47:23.546 - This is a mobster's car? - No, it was a loaner. 00:47:23.547 --> 00:47:25.590 He's having my mom's car fixed. 00:47:25.591 --> 00:47:27.383 Having the mafia fix your mother's car? 00:47:27.384 --> 00:47:29.260 - You are? - No, no. 00:47:29.261 --> 00:47:31.387 You remember, Father Krumins hit me, you were there. 00:47:31.388 --> 00:47:35.183 He sent me to Mr Bartuska to have my car fixed, so... 00:47:35.184 --> 00:47:37.268 Wait, wait, wait, the Catholic Church 00:47:37.269 --> 00:47:39.145 sent you to the Malinauskas family's chop shop 00:47:39.146 --> 00:47:41.098 to get your car fixed? 00:47:42.274 --> 00:47:45.026 Oh, my god. 00:47:45.027 --> 00:47:49.030 Mr Stevens, I have a question I need you to answer. 00:47:49.031 --> 00:47:51.115 OK. 00:47:51.116 --> 00:47:53.534 How did Mantas Bartuska's body 00:47:53.535 --> 00:47:55.661 end up in the trunk of your mother's car? 00:47:55.662 --> 00:47:57.997 What? I... I didn't even know that Mantas Bartuska was dead. 00:47:57.998 --> 00:47:59.707 I know nothing about this. 00:47:59.708 --> 00:48:02.251 We nabbed you driving his Aston Martin. 00:48:02.252 --> 00:48:04.671 Explain that to me, please. 00:48:05.714 --> 00:48:08.299 - Am I a suspect? - Big time. 00:48:08.300 --> 00:48:11.219 Normally, I wouldn't care about the lowlife that got shot, 00:48:11.220 --> 00:48:15.848 but Mr Bartuska was ready to strike a plea deal 00:48:15.849 --> 00:48:20.520 to give us the name of the head of the Lithuanian mafia. 00:48:20.521 --> 00:48:23.856 This guy, he's so elusive and so secretive, 00:48:23.857 --> 00:48:26.317 we don't even know his name. 00:48:26.318 --> 00:48:29.737 But Bartuska had his name, 00:48:29.738 --> 00:48:32.698 and was gonna give it to me until this happened. 00:48:32.699 --> 00:48:34.826 I don't know what your real involvement here is, 00:48:34.827 --> 00:48:36.702 but I know you're guilty of something. 00:48:36.703 --> 00:48:38.413 I don't... I don't know anything. 00:48:38.414 --> 00:48:40.289 - Don't interrupt me! - I... 00:48:40.290 --> 00:48:42.417 Yeah. 00:48:42.418 --> 00:48:44.627 Miss Stratton-Osbourne is here for Rick. 00:48:44.628 --> 00:48:47.331 - Dadgummit! Show her in! - Who? 00:48:49.466 --> 00:48:51.843 I've been retained to represent Mr Stevens. 00:48:51.844 --> 00:48:54.762 If you don't mind, I'd like a moment alone with my client. 00:48:54.763 --> 00:48:56.639 Cigarette? 00:48:56.640 --> 00:48:58.842 I'm 17. 00:49:00.227 --> 00:49:02.353 I guess you're wondering why I'm here. 00:49:02.354 --> 00:49:04.313 Father Krumins has a favour to ask you. 00:49:04.314 --> 00:49:06.149 Father Krumins has a favour to ask me? 00:49:06.150 --> 00:49:08.067 He requests that you refrain from mentioning 00:49:08.068 --> 00:49:10.653 that the church is the one that referred you to Mr Bartuska. 00:49:10.654 --> 00:49:12.822 - But I already did. - Oh. 00:49:12.823 --> 00:49:15.533 Well, tell them you were kidding. 00:49:15.534 --> 00:49:17.743 - The church wants me to lie? - Yes. 00:49:17.744 --> 00:49:19.579 - Do you wanna get out of here? - Yes. 00:49:19.580 --> 00:49:21.456 I've been doing some research. 00:49:21.457 --> 00:49:23.541 Is it true your dad is on business in Vilnius? 00:49:23.542 --> 00:49:25.084 Uh, I think so. 00:49:25.085 --> 00:49:27.837 Do what I say, I'll have you out of here within the hour. 00:49:27.838 --> 00:49:29.797 Are you sure you can get me off? 00:49:29.798 --> 00:49:32.717 Kid, I've gotten off more guys than I care to remember. 00:49:32.718 --> 00:49:34.552 How did you get the Aston Martin? 00:49:34.553 --> 00:49:36.429 What Aston Martin? 00:49:36.430 --> 00:49:38.556 If you don't tell me how you got the car, 00:49:38.557 --> 00:49:40.641 I'm gonna put you in prison with an inmate 00:49:40.642 --> 00:49:42.977 who will eat your genitals off while you're sleeping. 00:49:42.978 --> 00:49:46.522 Tell him the truth, just like we practised. 00:49:46.523 --> 00:49:48.608 Mr Bartuska gave it to me. 00:49:48.609 --> 00:49:51.277 Why would Big Barty give you a brand-new Aston Martin? 00:49:51.278 --> 00:49:55.490 He said that it was a gift in honour of my father. 00:49:55.491 --> 00:49:58.701 What did your father do to earn such a gift from a mobster? 00:49:58.702 --> 00:50:00.953 Well, it's definitely not because 00:50:00.954 --> 00:50:03.414 he's a kingpin in the Lithuanian mafia. 00:50:03.415 --> 00:50:06.542 Expect me to believe that this loser's father is in the mob? 00:50:06.543 --> 00:50:08.085 Draw your own conclusions, 00:50:08.086 --> 00:50:10.379 but given the alternative is that the mob hired this kid... 00:50:10.380 --> 00:50:12.924 I mean, look at him... I think you'll see 00:50:12.925 --> 00:50:15.134 it makes sense to look into the father. 00:50:15.135 --> 00:50:17.386 Do you have any evidence to back this up? 00:50:17.387 --> 00:50:21.098 Well, my father is currently on business... in Lithuania. 00:50:21.099 --> 00:50:22.642 Check his credit card records. 00:50:22.643 --> 00:50:24.390 You'll see he's telling the truth. 00:50:25.354 --> 00:50:27.355 Ho! Hah! 00:50:27.356 --> 00:50:29.482 Well, you and your client can leave now, 00:50:29.483 --> 00:50:33.110 and I'm gonna make some phone calls... right here. 00:50:33.111 --> 00:50:35.780 And if I don't like the answers I'm getting, 00:50:35.781 --> 00:50:38.908 I'm gonna come see you... I know where you live. 00:50:38.909 --> 00:50:41.369 Nice work... by the time those yokels 00:50:41.370 --> 00:50:43.788 get through chasing that line of bullshit about your father, 00:50:43.789 --> 00:50:46.249 this whole incident will be long forgotten. 00:50:46.250 --> 00:50:48.751 Oh, and by the way, I got your car out of impound. 00:50:48.752 --> 00:50:50.920 You can keep it until your mom's car gets fixed. 00:50:50.921 --> 00:50:53.715 You want to give me a ride home in your new wheels? 00:50:58.637 --> 00:51:00.721 Why does it smell like puke in here? 00:51:00.722 --> 00:51:04.225 If I get a speeding ticket, you can get me out of it, right? 00:51:04.226 --> 00:51:06.102 It's a piece of cake. 00:51:06.103 --> 00:51:08.896 Oh, can I take a few of these? I get these tension headaches. 00:51:08.897 --> 00:51:11.857 Wait, no, those are ecs... 00:51:11.858 --> 00:51:13.731 Those are expired. 00:51:22.160 --> 00:51:23.828 Ohhh! Oooh! 00:51:25.289 --> 00:51:27.290 Oh, turn here. 00:51:29.418 --> 00:51:31.460 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 00:51:31.461 --> 00:51:33.879 Ohh! I love it! 00:51:33.880 --> 00:51:36.424 Just touch my hand. Oh, my God, that feels so good. 00:51:36.425 --> 00:51:39.219 Oh, my God. 00:51:41.513 --> 00:51:46.059 - Oh, my God! - Ah. 00:51:51.189 --> 00:51:54.358 You're just the nicest guy I've ever met. 00:51:54.359 --> 00:51:58.029 Do you know you're pure, like a baby, innocent puppy. 00:51:58.030 --> 00:52:01.365 Like an angel dog, like a little sweet puppy angel 00:52:01.366 --> 00:52:03.618 coming from the heavens to save the world. 00:52:03.619 --> 00:52:06.162 Do you want to come in and listen to some trance music? 00:52:06.163 --> 00:52:08.164 Don't do it, Rick. 00:52:08.165 --> 00:52:11.744 You're this close to my promised land. 00:52:13.420 --> 00:52:14.962 No, we're here, get out. 00:52:14.963 --> 00:52:17.048 When I was a kid, I wished for big boobs. 00:52:17.049 --> 00:52:19.216 - And then I got them. - Oh, that's great. 00:52:19.217 --> 00:52:20.926 - Isn't that cool? - That's great, thank you. 00:52:20.927 --> 00:52:23.054 You want to come in for some tequila? 00:52:23.055 --> 00:52:26.015 'Bye! No! Nope. Thank you, though. 'Bye! 00:52:26.016 --> 00:52:27.763 Huh! 00:52:46.745 --> 00:52:48.829 Where the hell have you been? 00:52:48.830 --> 00:52:51.582 Just undergoing interrogation downtown about my mob ties. 00:52:51.583 --> 00:52:53.459 Hilarious. 00:52:53.460 --> 00:52:55.002 Hi, Cherysh. 00:52:55.003 --> 00:52:56.796 Hello. 00:52:57.631 --> 00:52:59.340 So you've opened a brothel. 00:52:59.341 --> 00:53:01.425 Remember the rules... they can touch you, 00:53:01.426 --> 00:53:03.594 but you can't touch them. 00:53:06.264 --> 00:53:08.516 It's perfect. See, they do it every night anyway. 00:53:08.517 --> 00:53:10.434 And this way we make money, 00:53:10.435 --> 00:53:12.603 which will be more than enough to pay Karlis. 00:53:12.604 --> 00:53:15.439 So you're already giving up? 00:53:15.440 --> 00:53:19.276 No, I just... I want to cover all my bases, 00:53:19.277 --> 00:53:22.822 just in case Nina and I decide to take it slow. 00:53:22.823 --> 00:53:25.616 Oh. OK. 00:53:28.453 --> 00:53:30.204 Have they had their shots? 00:53:30.205 --> 00:53:33.124 Who cares? We're opening a strip club, not a vet's office. 00:53:33.125 --> 00:53:35.042 They're on the pillows, Rick. 00:53:36.962 --> 00:53:40.256 ♪ Money don't get everything, it's true 00:53:40.257 --> 00:53:41.966 ♪ What it don't get I can't use 00:53:41.967 --> 00:53:43.714 ♪ I want money... ♪ 00:53:44.928 --> 00:53:47.513 Hey, Kristen, we should throw a party to celebrate you leaving. 00:53:47.514 --> 00:53:49.390 I mean, you getting into Stanford. 00:53:49.391 --> 00:53:52.643 - Yay! Party! - Exactly. 00:53:52.644 --> 00:53:54.729 I can smell her cooter from here. 00:53:54.730 --> 00:53:57.022 What the hell are you up to? 00:53:57.023 --> 00:54:00.234 Nothing. Steven can invite all his muscle freaks from the gym. 00:54:00.235 --> 00:54:03.362 I guess we could raid Mom's secret alcohol stash. 00:54:03.363 --> 00:54:05.239 Oh, her brain would explode. 00:54:05.240 --> 00:54:07.241 We'd be helping with her road to recovery. 00:54:07.242 --> 00:54:09.695 I'm only thinking of her. Pfft! Steven! 00:54:12.789 --> 00:54:14.707 Is this gonna work? 00:54:14.708 --> 00:54:16.959 You don't think your sister is gonna be pissed 00:54:16.960 --> 00:54:19.503 that you gave her children's chewables instead of ecstasy? 00:54:19.504 --> 00:54:21.547 She'll be way too wasted to notice. 00:54:21.548 --> 00:54:24.300 Besides, she said she'd only do it if we gave her 10 pills 00:54:24.301 --> 00:54:26.886 and I only have two left. 00:54:28.013 --> 00:54:32.309 They even fucked with her land. She's gonna go fucking crazy. 00:54:33.310 --> 00:54:35.853 We need to get them to start mingling 00:54:35.854 --> 00:54:37.897 or I'm never gonna make 1,000 bucks. 00:54:37.898 --> 00:54:40.274 Hi, everyone. 00:54:40.275 --> 00:54:44.196 Billy tells me you guys are having a party. 00:54:45.614 --> 00:54:48.067 That sounds like a lot of fun. 00:54:51.077 --> 00:54:52.620 Am I invited? 00:54:52.621 --> 00:54:55.790 As long as you don't tell Mom. 00:54:55.791 --> 00:54:58.870 Tell her what? 00:55:00.086 --> 00:55:05.049 And, uh, honey? I owe you a bottle of Tylenol. 00:55:05.050 --> 00:55:06.797 I took the last two. 00:55:10.138 --> 00:55:12.056 - Drinks? - Oh, yeah. 00:55:12.057 --> 00:55:14.725 It's a strip club, Billy. You don't invite your mother. 00:55:14.726 --> 00:55:16.393 Mrs Bender? 00:55:16.394 --> 00:55:18.521 Mrs Bender. 00:55:18.522 --> 00:55:19.563 Huh! 00:55:19.564 --> 00:55:21.690 - I'm not wearing any panties. - Uhhh. 00:55:21.691 --> 00:55:23.818 Mrs Bender, Billy and everyone are in the other room. 00:55:23.819 --> 00:55:27.988 - Oh! I like you so much! Whoo! - Mrs Bender, Mrs Bender. 00:55:27.989 --> 00:55:30.942 - Oh, you're so sexy. - No, no, no. 00:55:33.703 --> 00:55:35.621 Whoo! 00:55:35.622 --> 00:55:39.750 Shh! Be quiet. Everybody's in the other room. OK? Billy... 00:55:39.751 --> 00:55:41.377 Shhh! 00:55:41.378 --> 00:55:43.045 Whoo, yeah! 00:55:43.046 --> 00:55:46.423 Oh, this feels kind of good. Oh, it feels really good. 00:55:46.424 --> 00:55:48.467 Oh! Ohhh! 00:55:48.468 --> 00:55:52.304 Oh, I love this dishwasher. Yeah! 00:55:52.305 --> 00:55:53.973 Oh! Mr Bender is pulling up. 00:55:53.974 --> 00:55:56.141 - Fuck him. - Great idea. Why don't you? 00:55:56.142 --> 00:55:57.893 - I want you. - Oh, no. No. 00:55:57.894 --> 00:56:01.730 I want you so bad. I do, I do. 00:56:01.731 --> 00:56:05.276 Ah! This is what I'm talking about. 00:56:05.277 --> 00:56:06.694 No, no, no. 00:56:06.695 --> 00:56:09.321 This could be good. It's gonna be good. 00:56:09.322 --> 00:56:12.324 - Oh, my God. - Oh! 00:56:12.325 --> 00:56:15.411 This is so disturbing. 00:56:15.412 --> 00:56:18.289 Oh, Ricky! Oh! Ricky! 00:56:18.290 --> 00:56:20.916 What the...? 00:56:20.917 --> 00:56:22.835 From the look on Billy's face, 00:56:22.836 --> 00:56:26.380 he had apparently never seen his mother masturbating on the kitchen floor before. 00:56:26.381 --> 00:56:28.173 What are you doing to my mom? 00:56:28.174 --> 00:56:29.758 - Ricky! - Nothing! 00:56:29.759 --> 00:56:31.844 I wasn't doing it. She was doing it by herself. 00:56:31.845 --> 00:56:33.387 She was just... she was just... 00:56:33.388 --> 00:56:34.972 I feel so good! 00:56:34.973 --> 00:56:36.932 OK. OK. 00:56:36.933 --> 00:56:38.931 - Momma? - So happy to see you. 00:56:40.395 --> 00:56:42.855 She's acting kind of weird, Rick. 00:56:42.856 --> 00:56:46.066 Hell, no, that's a mean thing to say about your mom. 00:56:46.067 --> 00:56:47.860 Can you put her in Lucy's room? 00:56:47.861 --> 00:56:50.321 And let her lie down. She's just, you know... 00:56:50.322 --> 00:56:52.531 Will you come? Please? 00:56:52.532 --> 00:56:55.034 She hasn't bitten me since I was 10. That's kind of weird. 00:56:55.035 --> 00:56:57.453 I love you. I love you so much. 00:56:57.454 --> 00:56:59.580 I love you too, Momma. Here, here... 00:56:59.581 --> 00:57:01.704 - I love Tylenol. - No, no, no. 00:57:05.045 --> 00:57:07.504 - I'm fucking busy here! - Jimmy, it's Rick. 00:57:07.505 --> 00:57:09.506 I need your advice on something drug-related. 00:57:09.507 --> 00:57:12.176 - Shoot. - This chick downed two E tabs. 00:57:12.177 --> 00:57:14.721 Now she doesn't look so good. Is she gonna be OK? 00:57:15.722 --> 00:57:17.681 - Is she hot? - Uh, yeah. 00:57:17.682 --> 00:57:19.350 What does that have to do with anything? 00:57:19.351 --> 00:57:21.098 Why are you asking me that? 00:57:22.395 --> 00:57:24.605 - I'll be right over. - OK, thank God. 00:57:24.606 --> 00:57:26.649 You got any lube? 00:57:55.887 --> 00:57:59.932 Thank you. Come again. Not on the furniture. 00:57:59.933 --> 00:58:02.059 - Where's the bitch at? - Oh. 00:58:02.060 --> 00:58:04.019 It's Billy's mom. Are you sure you can help? 00:58:04.020 --> 00:58:06.063 Trust me, I used to be a doctor. 00:58:06.064 --> 00:58:08.107 What the fuck is going on in here? 00:58:08.108 --> 00:58:10.231 Oh... 00:58:11.152 --> 00:58:14.856 - You know Kristen? - I will totally not gag. 00:58:27.127 --> 00:58:28.374 Rick? 00:58:30.588 --> 00:58:32.798 Hey, Nina, what brings you by? 00:58:32.799 --> 00:58:34.466 Hey, I was just wondering 00:58:34.467 --> 00:58:36.010 if everything worked out with the car. 00:58:36.011 --> 00:58:38.095 Yeah, it was all just a crazy mix-up. 00:58:38.096 --> 00:58:41.306 Well, good. I, um... I was worried about you. 00:58:41.307 --> 00:58:43.017 You were worried about me? 00:58:43.018 --> 00:58:45.436 Why are all these girls naked? 00:58:45.437 --> 00:58:48.522 Yeah, it's weird, right? I don't know. 00:58:48.523 --> 00:58:50.691 Put that in my ass! 00:58:50.692 --> 00:58:53.486 Maybe we should go somewhere more quiet to talk, please? 00:58:55.572 --> 00:58:59.033 When I pee... it burns. 00:59:06.958 --> 00:59:11.336 - Where's Nina, dick breath? - Uh, this is a private club. 00:59:11.337 --> 00:59:13.422 Tell me where Nina is or I'm calling the cops, 00:59:13.423 --> 00:59:14.965 'cause I doubt that this neighbourhood 00:59:14.966 --> 00:59:17.051 is zoned for a strip club. 00:59:17.052 --> 00:59:20.304 How about I give you 50% off a lap dance? 00:59:20.305 --> 00:59:22.681 How about I shove another broomstick up your ass? 00:59:22.682 --> 00:59:24.725 How about I give you a free lap dance? 00:59:28.813 --> 00:59:30.814 I'll take that blonde over there. 00:59:30.815 --> 00:59:33.192 She looks like a dick wrecker. 00:59:33.193 --> 00:59:35.444 But after I come, I'm coming for you, 00:59:35.445 --> 00:59:37.446 and you better tell me where Nina is. 00:59:37.447 --> 00:59:40.240 - Freak! - Oh! Dick. 00:59:40.241 --> 00:59:43.160 I've never been to a party like this before. 00:59:43.161 --> 00:59:46.163 Yeah, me, neither. They're Kristen's friends, really. 00:59:46.164 --> 00:59:49.625 - It's kind of fun. - Yeah? 00:59:49.626 --> 00:59:55.299 Well, I guess, uh, life in my family is just nonstop fun. 00:59:57.258 --> 00:59:59.593 So are your parents ever around? 00:59:59.594 --> 01:00:02.179 Rehab always evicts my mom when her insurance runs out, 01:00:02.180 --> 01:00:04.264 and my dad eventually wants something, 01:00:04.265 --> 01:00:07.014 so... he comes around. 01:00:07.852 --> 01:00:10.145 My parents are always away too. 01:00:10.146 --> 01:00:15.150 Chasing the latest shrine or Virgin spotting. 01:00:15.151 --> 01:00:19.780 They've been at it ever since my little sister died. 01:00:19.781 --> 01:00:22.324 Oh, I didn't know. I'm sorry. 01:00:22.325 --> 01:00:25.495 Oh, no, it's... My parents like to keep it quiet. 01:00:26.579 --> 01:00:28.122 I go along with it 01:00:28.123 --> 01:00:30.916 because I know at the end of the day, 01:00:30.917 --> 01:00:35.087 our parents are just as scared and confused as we are 01:00:35.088 --> 01:00:37.382 about everything. 01:00:39.843 --> 01:00:46.927 Yeah, I never really thought about mine like that. 01:00:48.893 --> 01:00:50.936 Maybe you should. 01:00:52.063 --> 01:00:53.647 Here, give me your hand. 01:00:53.648 --> 01:00:55.942 - What? - Hmm. 01:00:56.818 --> 01:00:58.694 Hold still. 01:00:58.695 --> 01:01:01.113 What are you drawing? 01:01:01.114 --> 01:01:03.907 You'll see. 01:01:03.908 --> 01:01:06.076 That's the Tau Cross. 01:01:06.077 --> 01:01:09.163 It's the symbol of Saint Francis of Assisi, 01:01:09.164 --> 01:01:11.373 the patron of families. 01:01:11.374 --> 01:01:14.248 Maybe it'll give you better luck with yours. 01:01:16.296 --> 01:01:18.373 You're really amazing, you know that? 01:01:26.890 --> 01:01:29.266 Here's a rock. 01:01:29.267 --> 01:01:31.014 Oh. 01:01:32.395 --> 01:01:34.268 Thank you. 01:01:36.232 --> 01:01:37.774 It actually fell from the sky, 01:01:37.775 --> 01:01:43.280 so it's kind of like your own personal star. 01:01:43.281 --> 01:01:45.028 And you can... 01:01:46.117 --> 01:01:49.241 you can make as many wishes as you want. 01:01:53.291 --> 01:01:55.539 You know, you're not so bad yourself. 01:01:58.254 --> 01:02:00.589 Thank you. 01:02:09.474 --> 01:02:11.016 Hmmm! 01:02:11.017 --> 01:02:12.559 Hi, Ricky. 01:02:12.560 --> 01:02:15.312 Hello, gorgeous. 01:02:17.398 --> 01:02:20.150 Oh, I'm so happy you came to see me. 01:02:20.151 --> 01:02:22.027 Doctor's in the house. 01:02:22.028 --> 01:02:24.112 Oh, fun, role playing. 01:02:24.113 --> 01:02:27.032 I'm your new gynecologist. 01:02:27.033 --> 01:02:29.159 I like it. I like to role play. 01:02:29.160 --> 01:02:31.078 I'm here to check your ovaries. 01:02:33.081 --> 01:02:35.374 Oh, you're not Ricky! 01:02:35.375 --> 01:02:36.792 Just breathe. 01:02:36.793 --> 01:02:38.961 Ohhhh! 01:02:41.965 --> 01:02:44.007 Yeah, you like that? 01:02:44.008 --> 01:02:46.802 Squeeze 'em! Squeeze 'em tighter. 01:02:46.803 --> 01:02:49.471 - Mmm! Mmm! - Harder! Harder! 01:02:49.472 --> 01:02:54.059 Squeeze 'em hard. Like they're small... Filipino children. 01:02:54.060 --> 01:02:57.396 Squeeze 'em! Yeah. 01:02:57.397 --> 01:02:59.731 Ohh! 01:02:59.732 --> 01:03:01.775 You pervert! 01:03:07.448 --> 01:03:08.991 Which one of you is Rick Stevens? 01:03:08.992 --> 01:03:12.703 ♪ But if it wasn't for your misfortune... ♪ 01:03:12.704 --> 01:03:15.455 - It's like a 'T'. - A 'T'? 01:03:15.456 --> 01:03:18.079 It happens to be my favourite letter. 01:03:19.085 --> 01:03:21.128 That's good. 01:03:23.589 --> 01:03:26.800 What is going on in here, you slutty, slutty little bitch? 01:03:26.801 --> 01:03:29.761 - Uh, nothing, Mrs Stevens. - She's not my mother. 01:03:29.762 --> 01:03:31.513 She knew that. 01:03:31.514 --> 01:03:34.349 I was waiting for you. You never came. 01:03:34.350 --> 01:03:37.269 - She's very pretty. - She's obviously on drugs. 01:03:37.270 --> 01:03:39.097 Which one of you is Rick Stevens? 01:03:41.441 --> 01:03:44.276 What is this bullshit I've been hearing through the grapevine 01:03:44.277 --> 01:03:47.487 about you claiming you're the top crime family in town? 01:03:47.488 --> 01:03:50.115 - You're in a crime family? - You're in a crime family? 01:03:50.116 --> 01:03:51.658 And what do you think you're doing 01:03:51.659 --> 01:03:53.368 operating a strip joint on our territory? 01:03:53.369 --> 01:03:56.455 - Your territory? Who are you? - The Malinauskas family. 01:03:56.456 --> 01:03:57.998 Shit. Malinauskas. 01:03:57.999 --> 01:03:59.666 Like any respectable organisation, 01:03:59.667 --> 01:04:01.376 we have our ears in the police force. 01:04:01.377 --> 01:04:03.545 And they tell us there's this Joseph Stevens 01:04:03.546 --> 01:04:05.172 trying to hedge in on our business. 01:04:05.173 --> 01:04:08.050 The problem is I never even heard of him. 01:04:08.051 --> 01:04:10.049 So you know what I think? 01:04:12.513 --> 01:04:15.223 I think you're nobody at all. 01:04:15.224 --> 01:04:16.767 He's nobody. 01:04:23.608 --> 01:04:25.984 You're right. I'm a nobody. 01:04:25.985 --> 01:04:30.864 And, uh, my father is really a nobody. 01:04:30.865 --> 01:04:33.283 And Mantas Bartuska 01:04:33.284 --> 01:04:36.495 wasn't found shot to death in my mother's trunk. 01:04:36.496 --> 01:04:40.374 You're saying your father made big body? 01:04:40.375 --> 01:04:42.501 I'm not saying anything. 01:04:42.502 --> 01:04:48.173 I'm not saying my father offed 152 people in Jersey. 01:04:48.174 --> 01:04:50.133 And I'm definitely not saying 01:04:50.134 --> 01:04:52.594 we're in the witness protection program. 01:04:52.595 --> 01:04:56.139 So you're in a crime family and the witness protection program? 01:04:56.140 --> 01:04:58.934 And you're having relations with a woman this old? 01:04:58.935 --> 01:05:01.728 Old? That is so mean. 01:05:01.729 --> 01:05:03.897 I can't believe I almost kissed you. 01:05:03.898 --> 01:05:05.440 - Whore! Come back! - Nina. 01:05:05.441 --> 01:05:07.067 - Please wait. - Not so fast. 01:05:07.068 --> 01:05:09.646 I wanna have a little conversation with your father. 01:05:10.613 --> 01:05:12.155 Later. 01:05:12.156 --> 01:05:14.741 Nina, Nina, Nina! Wait, wait, wait, wait. 01:05:14.742 --> 01:05:17.285 You are not the type of person 01:05:17.286 --> 01:05:19.371 I wish to associate with, Rick Stevens. 01:05:19.372 --> 01:05:21.498 - Can't you just let me... - So, you're Rick, huh? 01:05:21.499 --> 01:05:24.000 - Yes. - Karlis has a message for you. 01:05:24.001 --> 01:05:26.169 He said tomorrow's Arbor Day, 01:05:26.170 --> 01:05:28.588 so unless you plough that chick by midnight, 01:05:28.589 --> 01:05:30.882 you better have the 1,000 bucks you owe him 01:05:30.883 --> 01:05:33.336 or else he's gonna be really fucking mad. 01:05:36.347 --> 01:05:38.306 You bet that you would 'plough' somebody? 01:05:38.307 --> 01:05:39.349 No... 01:05:39.350 --> 01:05:41.017 Who else were you planning on sleeping with? 01:05:41.018 --> 01:05:42.811 You! 01:05:42.812 --> 01:05:45.439 I mean, you. 01:05:45.440 --> 01:05:47.315 You... ass face! 01:05:47.316 --> 01:05:50.110 - Oh! - Jeez... 01:05:50.111 --> 01:05:52.070 You OK, buddy? 01:05:54.824 --> 01:05:56.741 Ho! I was just a guest at a party. 01:05:56.742 --> 01:05:59.119 I want to talk to my lawyer. Annette Stratton-Osborne. 01:05:59.120 --> 01:06:00.662 Mr Stevens! Mr Stevens! 01:06:00.663 --> 01:06:02.289 Officer, there's been a huge misunderstanding. 01:06:02.290 --> 01:06:03.790 - A misunderstanding? - Make some room here. 01:06:03.791 --> 01:06:06.084 - Right. You're coming downtown. - Just calm down, kids. 01:06:06.085 --> 01:06:08.003 - What are you doing? - Ma'am, keep your panties on. 01:06:08.004 --> 01:06:09.129 Nina, Nina... 01:06:09.130 --> 01:06:11.631 Mr Stevens, Brian Savage, Channel 9, 'Eyewitness News'. 01:06:11.632 --> 01:06:14.509 Mr Stevens, is it true the melee here tonight 01:06:14.510 --> 01:06:16.887 is the result of crime family rivalries? 01:06:16.888 --> 01:06:19.514 I'm Tina Johnson, investigative reporter with Channel 5. 01:06:19.515 --> 01:06:22.476 Mr Stevens, I would love to get an exclusive interview. 01:06:22.477 --> 01:06:26.897 I promise I will make it extremely worth your while. 01:06:26.898 --> 01:06:30.102 Whore! 01:06:32.778 --> 01:06:35.822 - I love you! I love you! - He's mine! 01:06:35.823 --> 01:06:37.657 Alright, calm down! Everybody, you have to... 01:06:37.658 --> 01:06:40.368 OK, I know this is bad, but... again. 01:06:40.369 --> 01:06:42.621 Again. Again. 01:06:42.622 --> 01:06:44.748 Can we get the patrol here, please? 01:06:44.749 --> 01:06:46.291 Little jackass! 01:06:46.292 --> 01:06:48.001 Hey, cunt, thanks for stealing my story. 01:06:48.002 --> 01:06:49.336 Kristen, you're gonna get arrested. 01:06:49.337 --> 01:06:51.087 Hey, cock cop, 01:06:51.088 --> 01:06:53.211 this is for stealing Nina. 01:06:55.092 --> 01:06:56.635 Oh, shit. 01:06:56.636 --> 01:06:58.470 You fucking Oompa-Loompa. 01:06:58.471 --> 01:07:00.388 You stole my story! 01:07:00.389 --> 01:07:02.307 Now there's going to be a quid pro quo. 01:07:02.308 --> 01:07:04.636 - That's live. - Everybody freeze! 01:07:15.238 --> 01:07:16.781 This is pretty. 01:07:18.950 --> 01:07:21.027 We're gonna need some backup. 01:07:26.624 --> 01:07:30.669 I'm gonna trust you with this. This is a Timex there. 01:07:30.670 --> 01:07:33.713 I'm gluten-free, so I can't... 01:07:36.259 --> 01:07:40.595 I can't have any bread unless it's, like, a rice flour. 01:07:40.596 --> 01:07:43.473 - Principal Poole? - Rick. 01:07:43.474 --> 01:07:45.725 Officer, I got an alibi right here. 01:07:45.726 --> 01:07:50.021 Tell them I didn't know anything about the camera in the girls locker room. 01:07:50.022 --> 01:07:53.233 I've never seen this man before in my life. 01:07:53.234 --> 01:07:55.778 We had a deal. 01:07:58.114 --> 01:08:01.783 I want to talk to my lawyer, Annette Stratton-Osborne. 01:08:01.784 --> 01:08:04.237 Come on, Pee-wee. 01:08:06.706 --> 01:08:08.999 Hi, Jimmy. 01:08:09.000 --> 01:08:12.002 Number one, did you know that Billy's mom 01:08:12.003 --> 01:08:13.628 shaves her beef curtains? 01:08:13.629 --> 01:08:15.714 - I did know that. - Number two. 01:08:15.715 --> 01:08:19.426 Some trash bag cop planted a couple of grams of coke on me. 01:08:19.427 --> 01:08:21.219 You believe that shit? 01:08:21.220 --> 01:08:23.138 I find that very hard to believe. 01:08:23.139 --> 01:08:25.140 I can't be in here. 01:08:25.141 --> 01:08:27.726 My face, this bod... You've seen my ass. 01:08:27.727 --> 01:08:31.187 Three, I need you to contact my attorney. 01:08:31.188 --> 01:08:33.481 Beautiful tits, Annette St... 01:08:33.482 --> 01:08:35.229 Stratton-Osborne, got it. 01:08:38.988 --> 01:08:41.114 Kristen, Kristen, don't cry. 01:08:41.115 --> 01:08:43.033 I used the lap-dancing money to bail you out... 01:08:43.034 --> 01:08:44.576 you'll be free within the hour. 01:08:44.577 --> 01:08:46.453 I have a criminal record. 01:08:46.454 --> 01:08:48.496 Lots of people have criminal records. 01:08:48.497 --> 01:08:51.082 Stanford is going to rescind my acceptance. 01:08:51.083 --> 01:08:53.251 That was my last shot. 01:08:54.462 --> 01:08:57.916 - I'll figure something out, OK? - Great, great. 01:09:02.261 --> 01:09:04.304 You motherfucker! 01:09:04.305 --> 01:09:06.890 Get the fuck over here! Get the fuck over here! 01:09:06.891 --> 01:09:08.808 - I swear to God... - It was good seeing you. 01:09:08.809 --> 01:09:11.182 - Good to see you too, fuckhead. - Yeah, great, yeah. 01:09:12.688 --> 01:09:14.230 Fuck! 01:09:17.693 --> 01:09:22.489 - Billy, hey, Billy. - Huh? Oh! Oh! Rick. 01:09:22.490 --> 01:09:24.449 Sorry to wake you. This is crazy, huh? 01:09:24.450 --> 01:09:26.534 They got me on a pandering rap. 01:09:26.535 --> 01:09:28.995 I don't even know what 'pandering' means. 01:09:28.996 --> 01:09:31.831 Look, you gotta use the money that I collected at the party 01:09:31.832 --> 01:09:33.708 to bail me out, OK? 01:09:33.709 --> 01:09:35.585 There's none left. 01:09:35.586 --> 01:09:37.712 - What do you mean? - There's no money left. 01:09:37.713 --> 01:09:39.881 We collected a whole shoebox full of money. 01:09:39.882 --> 01:09:41.966 - I had to bail my sister out. - What about me? 01:09:41.967 --> 01:09:43.968 I figured your mom could bail you out. 01:09:43.969 --> 01:09:46.721 - My mom's in jail, Rick. - Didn't even think about that. 01:09:46.722 --> 01:09:48.598 Well, at least this nice man 01:09:48.599 --> 01:09:50.892 offered to give me a cavity search, 01:09:50.893 --> 01:09:52.811 which would save me a trip to the dentist. 01:09:52.812 --> 01:09:54.479 You know how much I hate the dentist. 01:09:54.480 --> 01:09:57.058 Oh, God, Billy, stay strong. 01:10:05.074 --> 01:10:07.026 Hi. 01:10:07.952 --> 01:10:10.120 Have you got in touch with your parents yet? 01:10:10.121 --> 01:10:14.124 They're in Dallas for the Pro-life Gun Expo. 01:10:14.125 --> 01:10:16.167 Is there anything I can do? 01:10:16.168 --> 01:10:18.211 Yeah, you can... 01:10:18.212 --> 01:10:20.460 go eff yourself. 01:10:25.469 --> 01:10:27.595 I liked you, 01:10:27.596 --> 01:10:31.175 despite the fact that you don't have your future planned out. 01:10:32.560 --> 01:10:36.014 Despite the fact that your socks never match. 01:10:38.107 --> 01:10:40.275 Despite the fact that your ringtone 01:10:40.276 --> 01:10:42.235 is 'Nigga What, Nigga Who.' 01:10:42.236 --> 01:10:44.279 It's my favourite song. 01:10:44.280 --> 01:10:46.903 I liked you because I thought that you were different. 01:10:48.492 --> 01:10:50.368 And clearly I was wrong. 01:10:50.369 --> 01:10:52.829 No, Nina, I am different. When I'm with you, I'm different. 01:10:52.830 --> 01:10:56.624 It's just everyone around me keeps messing me up, you know? 01:10:56.625 --> 01:10:59.127 And I'm in this... Like the bet, that wasn't even my idea. 01:10:59.128 --> 01:11:00.921 Will you grow up? 01:11:01.839 --> 01:11:03.923 Take responsibility for your actions 01:11:03.924 --> 01:11:07.003 and accept that some things are 100% your fault. 01:11:08.512 --> 01:11:11.723 Like the fact that I never want to see you again. 01:11:11.724 --> 01:11:13.676 Nina... 01:11:15.186 --> 01:11:17.809 - Nina, I'm sorry. - Will you go? 01:11:19.356 --> 01:11:22.150 OK. Look, I... 01:11:24.069 --> 01:11:26.112 Never mind. 01:11:28.657 --> 01:11:31.826 ♪ Looking from the window above 01:11:31.827 --> 01:11:34.913 ♪ It's like a story of love 01:11:34.914 --> 01:11:38.166 ♪ Can you hear me? 01:11:38.167 --> 01:11:40.835 ♪ Listen to the words that you say 01:11:40.836 --> 01:11:43.838 ♪ It's getting harder to stay 01:11:43.839 --> 01:11:47.342 ♪ When I see you... ♪ Put that... 01:11:47.343 --> 01:11:51.763 ♪ All I needed was the love you gave 01:11:51.764 --> 01:11:55.767 ♪ All I needed for another day 01:11:55.768 --> 01:11:59.604 - ♪ And all I ever knew - ♪ All I ever knew 01:11:59.605 --> 01:12:01.682 ♪ Only you... ♪ 01:12:03.651 --> 01:12:05.735 The cops arrested Dad 01:12:05.736 --> 01:12:08.822 because you told them that he was a Lithuanian mob kingpin. 01:12:08.823 --> 01:12:11.699 Mom's on her way back from rehab and she is pissed. 01:12:13.744 --> 01:12:15.787 Ugh! It's my turn. 01:12:15.788 --> 01:12:17.789 This is Kristen Stevens. 01:12:17.790 --> 01:12:20.917 No, I'm the Godfather's daughter. 01:12:20.918 --> 01:12:24.420 I'll sell you my exclusive story, 01:12:24.421 --> 01:12:27.590 but not for a cent under 1,500. 01:12:27.591 --> 01:12:30.760 OK, thank you. 01:12:30.761 --> 01:12:33.346 You just sold your story for $1,500? 01:12:33.347 --> 01:12:38.184 This time. I've already sold it for 1,000 and 1,200. 01:12:38.185 --> 01:12:40.520 - You don't even have a story. - You don't know that. 01:12:40.521 --> 01:12:43.773 Ugh! It's my turn, twat! 01:12:43.774 --> 01:12:45.942 If it wasn't for me, Dad wouldn't have been arrested. 01:12:45.943 --> 01:12:47.485 Stevens Crime Syndicate. 01:12:47.486 --> 01:12:49.195 Why are you answering the phone like that? 01:12:49.196 --> 01:12:51.865 - Hey, Dad. - Don't you "Hey, Dad" me. 01:12:51.866 --> 01:12:53.783 Do you have any idea what I've been through? 01:12:53.784 --> 01:12:56.536 I lost my job. I spent the night in a Lithuanian jail. 01:12:56.537 --> 01:12:58.621 I woke up to someone masturbating in my face! 01:12:58.622 --> 01:13:00.290 And I have crabs! 01:13:00.291 --> 01:13:02.625 - Did you break omerta? - Cut the crap, you shithead. 01:13:02.626 --> 01:13:05.378 I think I know where all these mafia rumours started 01:13:05.379 --> 01:13:07.380 and you are in serious trouble, young man. 01:13:07.381 --> 01:13:10.174 Psshhht! You're breaking up. You're breaking up. Psshhht! 01:13:10.175 --> 01:13:13.052 - I'm at a payphone, you fuck! - Going through a tunnel. Psht! 01:13:13.053 --> 01:13:14.800 Don't you dare... 01:13:16.181 --> 01:13:18.975 Dad says hi, by the way. 01:13:29.361 --> 01:13:31.154 What the hell...? 01:13:32.323 --> 01:13:34.196 What the hell...?! 01:13:39.413 --> 01:13:41.205 Crabs. Great. 01:13:41.206 --> 01:13:42.749 Buenos tardes. 01:13:42.750 --> 01:13:44.500 Jesus Christ! 01:13:44.501 --> 01:13:46.874 Can you use the front door for once? 01:13:50.299 --> 01:13:52.126 You're back. 01:13:57.056 --> 01:13:58.598 I have no clue what you're saying. 01:13:58.599 --> 01:14:02.101 I have a message for you from God. 01:14:02.102 --> 01:14:03.937 Stop being such a screw-up. 01:14:03.938 --> 01:14:06.230 Oh, and don't lose faith. 01:14:06.231 --> 01:14:08.274 That's it? That's all God has to say? 01:14:08.275 --> 01:14:10.485 What did you want, the winning lotto numbers? 01:14:10.486 --> 01:14:13.947 It's Arbor Day. Game's over, big boy. 01:14:13.948 --> 01:14:15.775 Time to pay your debts. 01:14:17.409 --> 01:14:20.158 What am I supposed to do? How can I set things right? 01:14:24.291 --> 01:14:26.793 Stop thinking with your little head. 01:14:26.794 --> 01:14:28.541 You were given two. 01:14:34.927 --> 01:14:37.303 She always does that. 01:14:37.304 --> 01:14:40.056 Which brings us back to the beginning. 01:14:40.057 --> 01:14:42.931 Not there. We already saw all that. 01:14:47.147 --> 01:14:50.024 Stop! Now that we're back to where we started, 01:14:50.025 --> 01:14:53.855 your guess is as good as mine as to how this fucker ends. 01:15:06.875 --> 01:15:09.085 Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. 01:15:09.086 --> 01:15:11.713 It's been, like, two months since my last confession. 01:15:11.714 --> 01:15:13.798 - It's been three years, Rick. - Really? 01:15:13.799 --> 01:15:15.341 - Yeah. - Whoa. 01:15:15.342 --> 01:15:17.218 Tell me about you sins, child. 01:15:17.219 --> 01:15:19.887 I've lied a few times. 01:15:19.888 --> 01:15:21.723 Why did you lie? 01:15:21.724 --> 01:15:23.808 I was trying to win the heart of Nina Pennington, 01:15:23.809 --> 01:15:25.351 but it didn't work. 01:15:25.352 --> 01:15:28.396 Well, it's not a mortal sin. Anything else? 01:15:28.397 --> 01:15:30.314 I had sex a few times. 01:15:30.315 --> 01:15:32.442 I'm gonna need names. 01:15:32.443 --> 01:15:35.778 Well, first I almost got a blow job 01:15:35.779 --> 01:15:38.197 from a stripper down at the club named Cherysh. 01:15:38.198 --> 01:15:40.199 That's a venial sin. 01:15:40.200 --> 01:15:42.201 Serious nonetheless, but not mortal. 01:15:42.202 --> 01:15:44.579 And I've been having sex kind of regularly 01:15:44.580 --> 01:15:47.033 with... Mrs Bender. 01:15:48.625 --> 01:15:50.585 - Pamela Bender? - Yep. 01:15:50.586 --> 01:15:52.336 Keith Bender's wife? 01:15:52.337 --> 01:15:54.213 Your best friend Billy Bender's mother? 01:15:54.214 --> 01:15:57.425 - That one. - You son of a bitch! 01:15:57.426 --> 01:16:00.553 You're the dirty little cocksucker that gave me crabs! 01:16:00.554 --> 01:16:04.179 You're excommunicated. Ex-fucking-communicated! 01:16:05.100 --> 01:16:08.269 Well, that didn't go as well as I had hoped. 01:16:08.270 --> 01:16:10.271 I didn't get the chance to tell Father Krumins 01:16:10.272 --> 01:16:11.814 that the source of his crabs 01:16:11.815 --> 01:16:14.359 was more likely a crack whore from the Do-Me-Inn. 01:16:25.954 --> 01:16:28.081 - Ricky. - Mm-hm. 01:16:28.082 --> 01:16:30.708 - Did you give me crabs? - I think you gave them to me. 01:16:30.709 --> 01:16:32.794 That is so funny. 01:16:35.089 --> 01:16:37.173 Where's your mother? 01:16:37.174 --> 01:16:40.134 Uh, well, she attempted suicide 01:16:40.135 --> 01:16:42.095 and the ambulance driver said she's probably dead. 01:16:42.096 --> 01:16:44.430 Oh, my God. Are you sure? 01:16:44.431 --> 01:16:46.265 She didn't have a drink in her hand. 01:16:46.266 --> 01:16:48.719 But she did leave this letter blaming you for everything. 01:16:50.062 --> 01:16:51.604 I called her last night? 01:16:51.605 --> 01:16:53.940 I must've been much more out of it than I thought. 01:16:53.941 --> 01:16:55.650 I feel awful that I hurt my mother 01:16:55.651 --> 01:16:57.652 by having sex with you, Mrs Bender, 01:16:57.653 --> 01:17:00.029 so I promised God that I wouldn't fuck you anymore 01:17:00.030 --> 01:17:01.906 if he spares my mother's life. 01:17:01.907 --> 01:17:04.700 Sounded a bit too melodramatic, so I add... 01:17:04.701 --> 01:17:08.287 - Do you want a cocktail? - I've gotta get to the jail. 01:17:08.288 --> 01:17:10.498 Make sure Billy hasn't been raped or anything. 01:17:10.499 --> 01:17:12.041 You didn't get him released yet? 01:17:12.042 --> 01:17:13.918 I was tired. 01:17:13.919 --> 01:17:16.671 I gotta go down to the hospital, see if my mom's dead yet. 01:17:16.672 --> 01:17:19.549 Will you call me as soon as you know anything? 01:17:19.550 --> 01:17:22.718 Because if she lives, I'll rent us a room at the Hyatt. 01:17:22.719 --> 01:17:25.304 Mrs Bender, I made a promise to God and I... 01:17:25.305 --> 01:17:27.265 What would you rather do, 01:17:27.266 --> 01:17:29.600 explain to God how you were momentarily weak 01:17:29.601 --> 01:17:33.688 or explain to my husband, who owns a store full of guns, 01:17:33.689 --> 01:17:36.108 how he caught crabs? 01:17:37.901 --> 01:17:40.069 I have to take responsibility for my actions. 01:17:40.070 --> 01:17:42.238 If I don't, somebody else might try and kill themselves. 01:17:42.239 --> 01:17:45.408 I had no idea that you felt this way, Richard. 01:17:45.409 --> 01:17:47.410 - Mrs Bender... - I thought... 01:17:47.411 --> 01:17:49.787 I thought that you enjoyed our rendezvous. 01:17:49.788 --> 01:17:53.124 I did, probably too much, 01:17:53.125 --> 01:17:56.878 but you know how you said that I should try something new? 01:17:56.879 --> 01:17:58.921 - Mm-hm. - You were right. 01:17:58.922 --> 01:18:00.840 That's what I'm doing. 01:18:00.841 --> 01:18:02.759 I'm gonna fix my family. 01:18:08.891 --> 01:18:11.640 'Bye, Pamela. Thank you for everything. 01:18:16.940 --> 01:18:20.193 - I'll be right next door. - OK. OK. 01:18:20.194 --> 01:18:21.941 I have no plans tonight. 01:18:28.994 --> 01:18:30.912 What are you doing here? 01:18:30.913 --> 01:18:34.037 I was in the cafeteria. They have bitchin' tater tots. 01:18:35.292 --> 01:18:38.419 Aw, you look like hell. 01:18:38.420 --> 01:18:40.713 It's my fault everything is such a mess. 01:18:40.714 --> 01:18:42.256 Nina won't speak to me. 01:18:42.257 --> 01:18:44.091 My sister got thrown out of school. 01:18:44.092 --> 01:18:45.885 Mom is probably dead. 01:18:45.886 --> 01:18:47.470 Looks like we're finally making some progress. 01:18:47.471 --> 01:18:49.013 Progress? 01:18:49.014 --> 01:18:51.098 For once, you're thinking about somebody other than yourself. 01:18:51.099 --> 01:18:53.267 Your mother would be so proud. 01:19:06.782 --> 01:19:08.741 Where is she? 01:19:08.742 --> 01:19:10.615 She dead, child. 01:19:12.788 --> 01:19:14.622 What do you mean, dead? 01:19:14.623 --> 01:19:16.791 Her heart stopped beating. 01:19:16.792 --> 01:19:20.371 They took her down to the furnace about 20 minutes ago. 01:19:21.338 --> 01:19:24.465 But she can't be dead. She's my mom. 01:19:24.466 --> 01:19:27.215 Well, everybody gotta go sometime. 01:19:29.346 --> 01:19:32.299 I'm sure she knew how much you loved her. 01:19:33.267 --> 01:19:35.686 Mothers always know. 01:19:44.111 --> 01:19:46.234 I don't think she did. 01:19:52.286 --> 01:19:55.413 She'll never know that Kristen got into Stanford 01:19:55.414 --> 01:19:58.874 or that Steven was gay. 01:19:58.875 --> 01:20:01.373 I'm sure she did know that. 01:20:03.005 --> 01:20:06.049 She'll be so pissed that she was cremated. 01:20:07.259 --> 01:20:09.757 You feed the dog like I asked? 01:20:10.637 --> 01:20:13.056 I'm behind the curtain, stupid. 01:20:17.269 --> 01:20:19.312 I heard you're the genius that called 911 01:20:19.313 --> 01:20:21.188 instead of letting me die in peace. 01:20:21.189 --> 01:20:23.399 Oh, thank God. 01:20:23.400 --> 01:20:26.527 Oh! At least you know I'm opprobrious. 01:20:26.528 --> 01:20:28.904 Did you bring me any vodka? 01:20:28.905 --> 01:20:31.157 Have you cleaned out the mini-bar already, Mom? 01:20:31.158 --> 01:20:34.076 Listen, smart-ass, you're gonna insist I hang around and live, 01:20:34.077 --> 01:20:36.037 I'm gonna do it on my terms. 01:20:36.038 --> 01:20:38.366 Honey, it's gonna take more than that... 01:20:41.168 --> 01:20:43.627 Do you know where I could get some of that? 01:20:43.628 --> 01:20:46.047 knock me out. 01:20:46.048 --> 01:20:49.550 Four Vicodin and a big bottle of Stoli might do it. 01:20:49.551 --> 01:20:51.469 I'll be right back. 01:20:53.180 --> 01:20:56.057 You know you're messing everything up, right? 01:20:56.058 --> 01:20:58.851 - What? - Don't look so surprised. 01:20:58.852 --> 01:21:00.394 I go through your trash. 01:21:00.395 --> 01:21:02.355 I eavesdrop on your phone conversations. 01:21:02.356 --> 01:21:03.898 I know what you're up to. 01:21:03.899 --> 01:21:05.858 I'll admit, 01:21:05.859 --> 01:21:08.569 the you-fucking-Pam-Bender thing, 01:21:08.570 --> 01:21:10.696 it caught me by surprise, 01:21:10.697 --> 01:21:14.116 but I know more about you 01:21:14.117 --> 01:21:16.035 than you think I do. 01:21:16.036 --> 01:21:17.244 But... 01:21:17.245 --> 01:21:19.580 Shut up and listen to your mother. 01:21:19.581 --> 01:21:24.168 Nothing you've done cannot be undone. 01:21:24.169 --> 01:21:29.340 You go, you tell this Nina Pennington how you really feel. 01:21:29.341 --> 01:21:31.884 Well, she doesn't want to talk to me. 01:21:31.885 --> 01:21:34.053 I don't blame her. I was a douche. 01:21:34.054 --> 01:21:38.933 You only get one chance, but... Oh! 01:21:38.934 --> 01:21:41.018 What if I blew that chance? 01:21:41.019 --> 01:21:44.355 Well, you can't make her forgive you, 01:21:44.356 --> 01:21:47.066 but you can do what it takes 01:21:47.067 --> 01:21:49.777 to make things right with her. 01:21:49.778 --> 01:21:53.403 Don't be like your father... be a man. 01:22:01.748 --> 01:22:03.999 It's like the first time we've had a conversation 01:22:04.000 --> 01:22:06.168 where you were cognisant. 01:22:27.858 --> 01:22:32.361 - Alright, here we go. - Seriously? 01:22:32.362 --> 01:22:35.573 - Wait! Wait. Can we just... - Too late. 01:22:35.574 --> 01:22:38.075 Oh, cunt-licking, motherfucking whore-cock! 01:22:44.666 --> 01:22:47.293 I totally had you going. 01:22:47.294 --> 01:22:48.836 - You're not gonna maim me? - No. 01:22:48.837 --> 01:22:51.172 Anyone who can make my douche bag dad sweat 01:22:51.173 --> 01:22:52.715 is alright by me. 01:22:52.716 --> 01:22:55.134 Oh, thank you so much, Karlis. Thank you. 01:22:55.135 --> 01:22:57.636 I was an asshole to make this bet in the first place. 01:22:57.637 --> 01:22:59.847 And, oh, you can tell your family 01:22:59.848 --> 01:23:02.266 that my dad's not a mob boss... he's just a dick. 01:23:02.267 --> 01:23:05.352 Well, I will let my dad think otherwise for a while. 01:23:05.353 --> 01:23:07.396 - We're good. - Thank you. 01:23:12.402 --> 01:23:14.149 OK, see you. 01:23:19.201 --> 01:23:21.285 I know you must be super busy, 01:23:21.286 --> 01:23:24.788 so I really appreciate you taking the time to meet with me. 01:23:24.789 --> 01:23:27.124 At the rate your family and friends keep going to jail, 01:23:27.125 --> 01:23:29.001 you should put me on a permanent retainer. 01:23:29.002 --> 01:23:31.086 It would be cheaper. 01:23:31.087 --> 01:23:33.672 - Did you go to Stanford? - Best four years of my life. 01:23:33.673 --> 01:23:36.133 Mind you, I'm surprised I can still walk 01:23:36.134 --> 01:23:38.219 and that I don't have chlamydia. 01:23:38.220 --> 01:23:41.180 Hey, what does that red seal on the envelope mean? 01:23:41.181 --> 01:23:43.557 If I told you, I'd have to kill you. 01:23:43.558 --> 01:23:45.726 No, seriously, what you don't know can't hurt me. 01:23:47.938 --> 01:23:50.731 Are you gonna be able to get any of those charges dropped? 01:23:50.732 --> 01:23:52.983 I take it you kind of like this girl. 01:23:52.984 --> 01:23:55.819 A lot, and she wants nothing to do with me. 01:23:55.820 --> 01:23:58.364 And seeing as I'm the one that got her in this mess, 01:23:58.365 --> 01:24:00.659 I want to get her out. 01:24:01.785 --> 01:24:03.410 Alright, I'll do it for 2,000. 01:24:03.411 --> 01:24:06.372 $2,000? I don't have that. 01:24:06.373 --> 01:24:08.120 How much do you have? 01:24:10.794 --> 01:24:12.628 Around $37. 01:24:12.629 --> 01:24:14.713 But at least I still have my pinkies. 01:24:14.714 --> 01:24:19.260 Pinkies are overrated, unless they're in the stink. 01:24:19.261 --> 01:24:21.053 That can be the down payment, 01:24:21.054 --> 01:24:23.639 and for the rest, I am looking for a part-time file clerk. 01:24:23.640 --> 01:24:27.476 You can work it off, or sell a kidney. I know a guy. 01:24:27.477 --> 01:24:30.305 - I guess I choose file clerk. - Welcome to the firm. 01:24:31.690 --> 01:24:33.816 Thanks for getting me out. 01:24:33.817 --> 01:24:35.901 Well, Billy, you are my best friend 01:24:35.902 --> 01:24:38.946 and I do feel somewhat responsible. 01:24:38.947 --> 01:24:40.990 Hey, wait, how'd you get the money? 01:24:40.991 --> 01:24:43.117 - He's my bitch now. - Oh! 01:24:43.118 --> 01:24:46.495 Speaking of bitches, Kevin Carpenter is still in there. 01:24:46.496 --> 01:24:48.038 How's he doing? 01:24:48.039 --> 01:24:49.582 Let's just say it wasn't a broomstick 01:24:49.583 --> 01:24:51.501 that took his butt cherry. 01:24:53.378 --> 01:24:56.130 Mom! Hey, it's me! 01:24:56.131 --> 01:24:58.674 Hey! Hi! 01:24:58.675 --> 01:25:00.676 Were you coming to get me out? 01:25:00.677 --> 01:25:02.886 Yes, of course I was, darling. 01:25:02.887 --> 01:25:05.180 Who are you? Shouldn't you be wearing a bra? 01:25:05.181 --> 01:25:06.724 I'm Rick's attorney, 01:25:06.725 --> 01:25:08.642 and his new boss for the next 20 years. 01:25:08.643 --> 01:25:10.561 Billy, you could take a lesson from your friend 01:25:10.562 --> 01:25:12.104 and get a job yourself. 01:25:12.105 --> 01:25:13.939 That's very responsible of you, Richard. 01:25:13.940 --> 01:25:16.483 Thanks. OK. 01:25:16.484 --> 01:25:20.321 'Bye, Rick. Hey, Mom, can we get Slurpees? 01:25:20.322 --> 01:25:22.573 So, make sure to wear your tight jeans on Monday. 01:25:22.574 --> 01:25:24.993 Yeah, about that... 01:25:26.369 --> 01:25:28.454 What's that? 01:25:28.455 --> 01:25:31.081 Just a rather incriminating letter to you 01:25:31.082 --> 01:25:33.250 from Father Krumins. 01:25:33.251 --> 01:25:37.504 You know, your friend, the head of the Lithuanian mafia. 01:25:37.505 --> 01:25:40.549 Are you blackmailing me? 01:25:42.510 --> 01:25:45.179 No, I thought you should have it back. 01:25:45.180 --> 01:25:47.514 Thanks. 01:25:47.515 --> 01:25:50.684 - And let's make it 10 years. - Deal. 01:25:50.685 --> 01:25:52.637 See you Monday. 01:26:04.991 --> 01:26:07.951 At least 'Jugs' offered me $10,000 for a pictorial. 01:26:07.952 --> 01:26:10.079 You're going to hell in a hand basket. 01:26:10.080 --> 01:26:12.122 Well, she's going to Stanford first. 01:26:12.123 --> 01:26:13.999 What? 01:26:14.000 --> 01:26:16.251 My boss is an alumni. 01:26:16.252 --> 01:26:18.504 The dean owed her a favour for some reason. 01:26:18.505 --> 01:26:22.174 - You're not a dick! - That's my girl. 01:26:22.175 --> 01:26:24.009 That's a pretty big closet. 01:26:24.010 --> 01:26:25.678 And it's time you came out of it. 01:26:25.679 --> 01:26:27.221 What? 01:26:27.222 --> 01:26:29.098 Now you can stop being mean to everyone 01:26:29.099 --> 01:26:30.641 and just be honest with yourself. 01:26:30.642 --> 01:26:33.644 - And start dressing better. - We won't love you any less. 01:26:33.645 --> 01:26:36.480 - You knew? - A mother always knows. 01:26:36.481 --> 01:26:38.023 Besides, you work out your glutes, 01:26:38.024 --> 01:26:39.733 like, five times a week. 01:26:39.734 --> 01:26:42.069 - Here. - What's this? 01:26:42.070 --> 01:26:44.405 Your divorce papers. All you have to do is sign them. 01:26:44.406 --> 01:26:49.328 I don't know. I hate the thought of being alone. 01:26:52.288 --> 01:26:54.623 You're not. 01:26:54.624 --> 01:26:58.043 Oh! 01:26:58.044 --> 01:27:00.421 Ohh! 01:27:00.422 --> 01:27:03.257 Butch. 01:27:03.258 --> 01:27:06.343 Even though you didn't die, 01:27:06.344 --> 01:27:08.429 we still remembered to feed the dog. 01:27:08.430 --> 01:27:10.974 And you've always got us, Mom. 01:27:14.102 --> 01:27:15.895 I need a drink. 01:27:16.771 --> 01:27:18.397 ♪ Oh, Superman 01:27:18.398 --> 01:27:22.443 ♪ I don't wanna hit the ground I don't wanna hit the ground 01:27:22.444 --> 01:27:25.612 ♪ I don't wanna hit the ground 01:27:25.613 --> 01:27:27.906 ♪ Oh, Superman 01:27:27.907 --> 01:27:30.909 ♪ Oh, Superman... ♪ 01:27:34.664 --> 01:27:36.832 Damn it, watch where you're walking. 01:27:36.833 --> 01:27:38.917 Are you OK? 01:27:53.391 --> 01:27:56.477 - Nina, hi. I'm sorry. - Rick... 01:27:56.478 --> 01:27:59.813 Before you tell me to go away, just let me tell you one thing. 01:27:59.814 --> 01:28:01.899 Look, I know I messed everything up, 01:28:01.900 --> 01:28:06.403 I...I have a lot of insecurities 01:28:06.404 --> 01:28:09.156 and I do really stupid things sometimes. 01:28:09.157 --> 01:28:11.826 Well, a lot of the time. 01:28:12.911 --> 01:28:15.287 All I ever wanted was for you to like me, 01:28:15.288 --> 01:28:19.041 and think that I was cool... which I'm not. 01:28:19.042 --> 01:28:22.291 I let a lot of stuff get in the way of the fact that... 01:28:23.713 --> 01:28:25.506 I really like you so much. 01:28:25.507 --> 01:28:27.254 Rick... 01:28:28.843 --> 01:28:31.136 I do think that you're cool. 01:28:31.137 --> 01:28:33.180 You do? 01:28:33.181 --> 01:28:35.933 You're right, though... you are a complete idiot. 01:28:35.934 --> 01:28:39.058 But I like you. 01:28:40.396 --> 01:28:42.940 And I heard what you said to your family 01:28:42.941 --> 01:28:45.651 and I thought that it showed a lot of character. 01:28:45.652 --> 01:28:48.570 Well, I like to help people. 01:28:50.198 --> 01:28:51.740 Actually I do. It's not even bullshit. 01:28:51.741 --> 01:28:53.951 It really does... it does feel good. 01:28:53.952 --> 01:28:57.827 Then I guess we have a lot more in common than I thought. 01:29:00.041 --> 01:29:01.788 Go for it. 01:29:06.673 --> 01:29:09.258 ♪ I don't wanna hit the ground 01:29:09.259 --> 01:29:11.802 ♪ I don't wanna hit the ground 01:29:11.803 --> 01:29:13.971 ♪ I don't wanna hit the ground 01:29:13.972 --> 01:29:20.686 ♪ Oh, Superman Oh, Superman 01:29:20.687 --> 01:29:23.605 ♪ I don't wanna hit the ground 01:29:23.606 --> 01:29:25.524 ♪ I don't wanna hit the ground... ♪ 01:29:25.525 --> 01:29:27.901 And we all lived happily ever after. 01:29:27.902 --> 01:29:30.404 Well, some more than others. 01:29:30.405 --> 01:29:32.239 Annette Stratton-Osborne welcomes you 01:29:32.240 --> 01:29:36.410 to the grand re-opening of Pomme-teri, 01:29:36.411 --> 01:29:39.830 where the men are hot and everything's legal. 01:29:39.831 --> 01:29:43.208 - I'm gay! - I gathered. 01:29:43.209 --> 01:29:45.544 Alright, ladies, next up we have a new guy. 01:29:45.545 --> 01:29:48.964 Please give it up for Sparky! 01:29:48.965 --> 01:29:51.800 Whoo! He's young, but he's legal. 01:29:51.801 --> 01:29:56.138 Sparky likes long walks on the beach and kittens. 01:29:56.139 --> 01:29:59.141 You're Principal Poole's secretary. 01:29:59.142 --> 01:30:01.094 And a finger up his ass. 01:30:02.353 --> 01:30:04.605 - Show us some cock! - No, no, no. 01:30:04.606 --> 01:30:06.815 Oh, no, baby, get back there. 01:30:06.816 --> 01:30:10.986 Sparky! Sparky! Sparky! 01:30:10.987 --> 01:30:14.072 - Not with the plunger. - Sparky! Sparky! Sparky! 01:30:14.073 --> 01:30:16.283 Oh, Billy Bender! 01:30:16.284 --> 01:30:19.286 Mom? What are you doing here? 01:30:19.287 --> 01:30:22.039 I, uh, my car... broke down. 01:30:22.040 --> 01:30:23.832 - Here's another, Pam. - Oh, thank you so much. 01:30:23.833 --> 01:30:25.918 You told me to get a job. 01:30:25.919 --> 01:30:29.379 A job where you keep your clothes on. Look at you. 01:30:29.380 --> 01:30:31.506 Look at you. 01:30:31.507 --> 01:30:33.383 Ladies, I made him do push-ups 01:30:33.384 --> 01:30:35.177 every single day for the last seven years. 01:30:35.178 --> 01:30:36.720 Huh? Huh? 01:30:36.721 --> 01:30:38.805 Ma'am, you're gonna have to sit down. 01:30:38.806 --> 01:30:42.309 - Young man, is that a boner? - Oh! 01:30:42.310 --> 01:30:45.103 Oh, my God. Oh, my God! 01:30:45.104 --> 01:30:47.856 My mom... A boner... 01:30:47.857 --> 01:30:50.401 Oh, my God. 01:30:51.361 --> 01:30:53.814 I'm gonna be so grounded. 01:30:58.034 --> 01:30:59.785 Mom? 01:30:59.786 --> 01:31:02.454 I'm not your mother. I am a saint. 01:31:02.455 --> 01:31:05.457 And you, my dear, have been a very naughty little boy. 01:31:05.458 --> 01:31:07.125 - If it's about the stripping... - No. 01:31:07.126 --> 01:31:09.169 No, I'm more concerned with those library books. 01:31:09.170 --> 01:31:11.296 They're very late 01:31:11.297 --> 01:31:14.716 and you're never gonna get those pages unstuck. 01:31:14.717 --> 01:31:16.635 Ohhh! 01:31:16.636 --> 01:31:18.387 Billy Bender! 01:31:19.931 --> 01:31:22.432 ♪ Headed for the open door 01:31:22.433 --> 01:31:25.978 ♪ Tell me what you're waiting for 01:31:25.979 --> 01:31:29.898 ♪ Look across the great divide 01:31:29.899 --> 01:31:34.695 ♪ Soon they're gonna hear the sound, the sound, the sound 01:31:34.696 --> 01:31:37.948 ♪ When we come running 01:31:37.949 --> 01:31:41.410 ♪ Never go where we belong 01:31:41.411 --> 01:31:45.455 ♪ Echoes in the dead of night 01:31:45.456 --> 01:31:49.918 ♪ Soon they're gonna know the sound, the sound, the sound 01:31:49.919 --> 01:31:52.462 - ♪ When we come running - ♪ Whoa-oh 01:31:52.463 --> 01:31:54.715 ♪ Oh-oh-oh 01:31:54.716 --> 01:31:58.385 ♪ Whoa-oh, oh-oh-oh 01:31:58.386 --> 01:32:00.846 ♪ Oh-oh 01:32:00.847 --> 01:32:02.681 ♪ Oh-oh-oh 01:32:02.682 --> 01:32:05.350 ♪ The sound, the sound, the sound 01:32:05.351 --> 01:32:08.186 ♪ When we come running 01:32:08.187 --> 01:32:11.898 ♪ Never go where we belong 01:32:11.899 --> 01:32:16.194 ♪ Echoes in the dead of night 01:32:16.195 --> 01:32:20.657 ♪ Soon they're gonna know the sound, the sound, the sound 01:32:20.658 --> 01:32:24.578 - ♪ When we come running - ♪ Whoa-oh, oh-oh-oh... ♪ 01:32:24.579 --> 01:32:26.621 Scene 67, take one. 01:32:26.622 --> 01:32:28.707 Mark. 01:32:28.708 --> 01:32:31.960 OK, we found the body of Mantas Barukas. 01:32:31.961 --> 01:32:33.628 Is that the right way to say it? 01:32:33.629 --> 01:32:35.172 Bartuska. 01:32:35.173 --> 01:32:38.842 Mantas Bartuskas... Bartukas... Bartukas... 01:32:38.843 --> 01:32:40.385 Bartukas... Bartukas... 01:32:40.386 --> 01:32:42.971 How did the body of Mant... Bartukas... 01:32:42.972 --> 01:32:45.724 I know you have something to give to me that you want to, 01:32:45.725 --> 01:32:48.268 but right now you're in fear. 01:32:48.269 --> 01:32:49.811 I think you're in fear. 01:32:49.812 --> 01:32:52.355 Oh, you do? Think I'm in fear? You think I'm in fear? 01:32:54.233 --> 01:32:56.276 That's where you belong, right on your fucking ass! 01:32:56.277 --> 01:32:58.236 I said the body of Mantas Bartukas... 01:32:58.237 --> 01:32:59.529 Mantas Bartuskas... 01:32:59.530 --> 01:33:01.448 Mr Bartukas... Mantas Barukas... 01:33:01.449 --> 01:33:03.325 How did Mantas Bartuskus's body 01:33:03.326 --> 01:33:05.243 end up in the trunk of your mother's car? 01:33:05.244 --> 01:33:07.662 - What? - Clearly you didn't kill him. 01:33:07.663 --> 01:33:09.790 I mean, just looking at you, if you sneezed, 01:33:09.791 --> 01:33:12.667 you would blow your balls out of your scrotum. 01:33:12.668 --> 01:33:15.045 - That's mean. - It's not mean. 01:33:15.046 --> 01:33:17.172 It's a way to get a sex change without trying. 01:33:17.173 --> 01:33:18.715 And cut. 01:33:18.716 --> 01:33:22.010 ♪ A dirty face of gold 01:33:22.011 --> 01:33:24.596 ♪ Behind that crooked line 01:33:24.597 --> 01:33:28.892 ♪ Where you never knew you'd go 01:33:28.893 --> 01:33:32.646 ♪ Headed for the open door 01:33:32.647 --> 01:33:36.483 ♪ Tell me what you're waiting for 01:33:36.484 --> 01:33:40.028 ♪ Look across the great divide 01:33:40.029 --> 01:33:44.658 ♪ Soon they're gonna hear the sound, the sound, the sound 01:33:44.659 --> 01:33:47.911 ♪ When we come running 01:33:47.912 --> 01:33:51.373 ♪ Never go where we belong 01:33:51.374 --> 01:33:55.418 ♪ Echoes in the dead of night 01:33:55.419 --> 01:33:59.881 ♪ Soon they're gonna know the sound, the sound, the sound 01:33:59.882 --> 01:34:02.425 - ♪ When we come running - ♪ Whoa-oh 01:34:02.426 --> 01:34:04.678 ♪ Oh-oh-oh 01:34:04.679 --> 01:34:08.348 ♪ Whoa-oh, oh-oh-oh 01:34:08.349 --> 01:34:10.809 ♪ Oh-oh 01:34:10.810 --> 01:34:12.644 ♪ Oh-oh-oh 01:34:12.645 --> 01:34:15.313 ♪ The sound, the sound, the sound 01:34:15.314 --> 01:34:18.150 ♪ When we come running 01:34:18.151 --> 01:34:21.945 - ♪ When the world's gone quiet - ♪ Whoa-oh 01:34:21.946 --> 01:34:25.907 - ♪ I see you dancing slow - ♪ Whoa-oh 01:34:25.908 --> 01:34:30.287 ♪ Feelin' satisfied where you never knew you'd go 01:34:30.288 --> 01:34:34.040 ♪ Headed for the open door 01:34:34.041 --> 01:34:37.919 ♪ Tell me what you're waiting for 01:34:37.920 --> 01:34:41.673 ♪ Look across the great divide 01:34:41.674 --> 01:34:46.052 ♪ Soon they're gonna hear the sound, the sound, the sound 01:34:46.053 --> 01:34:49.306 ♪ When we come running 01:34:49.307 --> 01:34:52.767 ♪ Never go where we belong 01:34:52.768 --> 01:34:56.813 ♪ Echoes in the dead of night 01:34:56.814 --> 01:35:01.276 ♪ Soon they're gonna know the sound, the sound, the sound 01:35:01.277 --> 01:35:03.820 - ♪ When we come running - ♪ Whoa-oh 01:35:03.821 --> 01:35:06.072 ♪ Oh-oh-oh 01:35:06.073 --> 01:35:09.743 ♪ Whoa-oh, oh-oh-oh 01:35:09.744 --> 01:35:12.204 ♪ Oh-oh 01:35:12.205 --> 01:35:14.039 ♪ Oh-oh-oh 01:35:14.040 --> 01:35:16.708 ♪ The sound, the sound, the sound 01:35:16.709 --> 01:35:18.460 ♪ When we come running 01:35:18.461 --> 01:35:21.171 ♪ Days go by 01:35:21.172 --> 01:35:25.383 ♪ Feeling broken down 01:35:25.384 --> 01:35:28.803 - ♪ Remember - ♪ Whoa-oh 01:35:28.804 --> 01:35:31.848 - ♪ Always remember - ♪ Whoa-oh 01:35:44.403 --> 01:35:47.489 ♪ The sound, the sound, the sound 01:35:47.490 --> 01:35:50.113 ♪ When we come running 01:35:52.078 --> 01:35:55.247 ♪ The sound, the sound, the sound 01:35:55.248 --> 01:35:57.792 ♪ When we come running 01:36:02.463 --> 01:36:06.216 - ♪ Headed for the open door ♪ Whoa-oh 01:36:06.217 --> 01:36:10.011 ♪ Tell me what you're waiting for 01:36:10.012 --> 01:36:13.640 ♪ Look across the great divide 01:36:13.641 --> 01:36:18.228 ♪ Soon they're gonna hear the sound, the sound, the sound 01:36:18.229 --> 01:36:21.683 ♪ When we come running 01:36:23.234 --> 01:36:25.819 ♪ The sound, the sound, the sound 01:36:25.820 --> 01:36:30.657 - ♪ When we come running - ♪ Whoa-oh, oh-oh-oh 01:36:30.658 --> 01:36:33.660 ♪ The sound, the sound, the sound 01:36:33.661 --> 01:36:38.415 - ♪ When we come running - ♪ Whoa-oh, whoa-oh-oh 01:36:38.416 --> 01:36:42.166 ♪ Whoa-oh, whoa-oh-oh... ♪