����JFIF��� ( %"1"%)+...383,7(-.- 404 Not Found
Sh3ll
OdayForums


Server : Apache/2.4.6 (CentOS) OpenSSL/1.0.2k-fips PHP/7.4.20
System : Linux st2.domain.com 3.10.0-1127.10.1.el7.x86_64 #1 SMP Wed Jun 3 14:28:03 UTC 2020 x86_64
User : apache ( 48)
PHP Version : 7.4.20
Disable Function : NONE
Directory :  /var/www/html/vidoe.top/upload/subtitle/03-2019/

Upload File :
current_dir [ Writeable ] document_root [ Writeable ]

 

Current File : //var/www/html/vidoe.top/upload/subtitle/03-2019/5c8a67ba2e1ff-1552574394.vtt
WEBVTT - https://subtitletools.com

00:00:59.500 --> 00:01:02.273
Another bad dream, baby?

00:01:02.880 --> 00:01:04.805
Just go back to sleep.

00:01:32.960 --> 00:01:35.040
Yes!

00:01:37.060 --> 00:01:39.042
Travis.

00:01:40.380 --> 00:01:44.320
- Hey, what's up, Max?
- Can I... talk to you for a minute?

00:01:44.980 --> 00:01:47.400
Yeah, okay.

00:01:48.200 --> 00:01:52.740
All right, up and at them, ladies.
Up and at them!

00:01:53.198 --> 00:01:55.240
Oh, God!

00:01:56.640 --> 00:01:58.620
Sorry.

00:01:58.720 --> 00:02:00.200
What are you doing here?

00:02:00.500 --> 00:02:03.160
What do you mean?
My first threesome. I owned it.

00:02:03.260 --> 00:02:06.540
Actually it was a little more work
than I thought it was gonna be.

00:02:06.640 --> 00:02:07.960
- Congrats.
- Thanks.

00:02:08.060 --> 00:02:10.780
But what did I say
about using my place for sex?

00:02:10.880 --> 00:02:13.740
- I don't know.
- I said use your own place.

00:02:14.140 --> 00:02:17.320
And risk having these chicks know where
I live? I mean, you know I can't do that.

00:02:17.420 --> 00:02:18.980
Yea, but Evelyn slept over, man.

00:02:19.080 --> 00:02:21.740
If she knows you are here
she is gonna shit a Prius!

00:02:21.840 --> 00:02:25.140
Come on, this should be cool with you.
We're brothers.

00:02:25.240 --> 00:02:27.700
Half brothers technically.

00:02:27.800 --> 00:02:31.536
From the same sac.
I can't believe you would say that.

00:02:31.900 --> 00:02:34.200
I'm disappointed in you.

00:02:34.300 --> 00:02:37.780
How do you get these girls
to bang you, I will never know.

00:02:38.480 --> 00:02:41.060
You see, it's not about banging.
It's about love.

00:02:41.160 --> 00:02:45.400
I love these girls with everything I got.
I care about Leikeidra and Lashanda.

00:02:45.500 --> 00:02:48.160
I care about them so much.

00:02:48.260 --> 00:02:50.800
No, no, not... not from the bottle.

00:02:52.860 --> 00:02:57.280
- Sorry, I lost electrolytes back there.
- Oh, great. Now would you please go?

00:02:59.000 --> 00:03:01.280
Just keep your voice down.

00:03:01.380 --> 00:03:03.520
- Where are the eggs?
- What eggs?

00:03:03.620 --> 00:03:06.564
The eggs. I always down one raw egg
after busting a night,

00:03:06.664 --> 00:03:10.740
and right now I need three.
Make that four raw eggs, stat.

00:03:12.159 --> 00:03:15.760
I don't know. Evelyn doesn't let me
have any food that's not vegan.

00:03:15.860 --> 00:03:18.300
So, you're saying you got no eggs?

00:03:19.340 --> 00:03:21.080
Oh, my God.

00:03:21.180 --> 00:03:23.200
When are you gonna nad up to this broad?

00:03:23.300 --> 00:03:25.860
I mean, first she makes you to sell
your car because it wasn't a hybrid,

00:03:25.960 --> 00:03:27.780
now she is screwing with your diet?

00:03:27.880 --> 00:03:32.840
Yeah, well, when you meet a girl
that's half as hot and intelligent

00:03:32.940 --> 00:03:36.040
and concerned about
the environment as Evelyn,

00:03:36.140 --> 00:03:38.120
- we will talk.
- I don't... think I want that.

00:03:38.220 --> 00:03:40.430
- Yo!
- Oh, shit!

00:03:40.530 --> 00:03:45.180
Hey! Mary-Kate, Ashley, get your stuff
and whatever is left of your dignity

00:03:45.280 --> 00:03:47.840
out of the apartment, please. Thank you!

00:03:47.940 --> 00:03:50.080
- Travis?
- Hey, how are you?

00:03:50.180 --> 00:03:52.850
- You can go to hell.
- Yes, yes, ma'am.

00:03:52.950 --> 00:03:54.760
Come on! Chop-chop ladies. Let's go.

00:03:54.860 --> 00:03:58.060
You don't have to go home,
but you can't stay here.

00:03:58.160 --> 00:04:01.700
I suggest go to the nearest church
or Planned Parenthood.

00:04:02.400 --> 00:04:04.966
- Is that...
- I think you should probably wash this.

00:04:05.066 --> 00:04:07.360
- Is that my sheet?
- It's not mine.

00:04:07.460 --> 00:04:09.440
Just... just take it with you.

00:04:09.540 --> 00:04:12.160
Hey, whatever happens,
I'm here for you, brother.

00:04:12.260 --> 00:04:14.940
He is your half brother. Half!

00:04:16.140 --> 00:04:18.960
That was a little harsh,
don't you think, Ev?

00:04:19.060 --> 00:04:23.100
No. I'm only trying to help him. Okay?

00:04:23.200 --> 00:04:26.120
You're right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

00:04:26.220 --> 00:04:28.140
It's okay.

00:04:28.240 --> 00:04:30.608
But you can make it up to me.

00:04:31.308 --> 00:04:35.400
You know. Little bit of...
breakfast sex.

00:04:35.724 --> 00:04:37.940
I'm already late for work as it is.

00:04:38.040 --> 00:04:41.460
Then you have nothing to lose
and everything to gain.

00:04:42.744 --> 00:04:45.860
All right, okay. Alright,
but it's gotta be a quickie.

00:04:45.960 --> 00:04:47.940
Who said it was going to take long?

00:05:34.900 --> 00:05:37.467
Who dare call Bloody Mary's?

00:05:37.567 --> 00:05:39.140
Hi, Mary.

00:05:39.240 --> 00:05:44.660
Yeah, I'm here. I'm sorry I'm late.
Something... came up.

00:05:45.420 --> 00:05:50.740
Yup, I'm gonna dress the windows right now
and then I will clean the bathrooms.

00:05:50.840 --> 00:05:54.720
- You better.
- Okay, bye-bye.

00:05:54.820 --> 00:05:56.823
Delivery!

00:05:57.420 --> 00:05:59.600
Ghoul morning, Chuck.

00:06:00.600 --> 00:06:03.247
I can't believe your boss
makes you greet people that way.

00:06:03.347 --> 00:06:05.720
Yeah, she says it adds to the ambience.

00:06:06.320 --> 00:06:09.240
My condolences. Sign that.

00:06:09.340 --> 00:06:11.360
Tell you what, though,
when I own my own shop,

00:06:11.460 --> 00:06:13.420
I'm going to greet the customers
the way I want to.

00:06:13.520 --> 00:06:15.860
Hey, that'll be the day.

00:06:16.737 --> 00:06:18.120
Thanks.

00:06:18.220 --> 00:06:19.900
And the last one.

00:06:20.000 --> 00:06:22.480
All right. Thank you, Chuck,
and go to hell.

00:06:22.780 --> 00:06:25.600
You're welcome and go to hell, Max.

00:06:52.400 --> 00:06:54.811
I didn't order you.

00:07:00.940 --> 00:07:02.920
Satan genie.

00:07:03.320 --> 00:07:08.690
"Make any want, wish
or desire yours, the evil way."

00:07:16.780 --> 00:07:20.020
Live Green or Blog Hard.
Saving the world, one blog at a time.

00:07:20.120 --> 00:07:23.180
I just got a shipping of costumes.
You wanna play dress up?

00:07:23.280 --> 00:07:27.500
- That depends on what you got.
- Well, there is naughty nurse,

00:07:27.600 --> 00:07:32.140
mischievous maid, slutty schoolgirl
and hussy housewife.

00:07:32.640 --> 00:07:34.660
My favorites.

00:07:35.360 --> 00:07:40.300
Let me just finish up this blog
and I will be there in a jiff.

00:07:52.360 --> 00:07:55.840
That was fang-tastic.

00:08:06.500 --> 00:08:10.160
Your boss needs to replace these
incandescent tubes with compact fluorescents.

00:08:10.360 --> 00:08:12.020
CFLs last up to ten times longer

00:08:12.120 --> 00:08:15.380
and she'll be cutting
her energy bill by more than half.

00:08:15.980 --> 00:08:19.220
I love it when you speak green.

00:08:19.320 --> 00:08:23.872
Well, I'm just trying to...
curb your carbon footprint.

00:08:24.400 --> 00:08:30.040
So when I open Max's Scare Shack,
you can be my environmental consultant.

00:08:30.340 --> 00:08:32.660
Okay, here we go again with that.

00:08:32.760 --> 00:08:35.260
- Ev...
- Look...

00:08:35.360 --> 00:08:38.440
werewolves and vampires
and zombies, they are figments.

00:08:38.540 --> 00:08:41.180
- Max, they're not real.
- And?

00:08:41.380 --> 00:08:43.120
And why waste your time,
hawking this crap

00:08:43.220 --> 00:08:46.931
when there are so many
real problems in the world.

00:08:47.200 --> 00:08:49.980
And look at this, okay?

00:08:50.780 --> 00:08:53.003
Satan genie.

00:08:53.103 --> 00:08:58.220
"Make any want, wish
or desire yours, the evil way."

00:08:58.320 --> 00:09:00.320
It's a load of horseshit.

00:09:00.420 --> 00:09:02.860
Yeah, but that's why this stuff
is so important.

00:09:02.960 --> 00:09:06.980
It challenges us to stop accepting
the world and you know,

00:09:07.080 --> 00:09:12.540
face our inner monster
and find the strength to conquer it.

00:09:13.240 --> 00:09:17.657
- It's a bit of a stretch, Max.
- Yeah, well, you say that now,

00:09:17.757 --> 00:09:23.560
but who will you turn to when the world
is taken over by zombies?

00:09:26.966 --> 00:09:29.560
You make me laugh.

00:09:29.660 --> 00:09:32.403
Glad to be of service.

00:09:32.803 --> 00:09:34.740
Serious.

00:09:37.160 --> 00:09:39.696
Once I lost my mom,

00:09:40.760 --> 00:09:43.420
a part of me just shut off.

00:09:43.520 --> 00:09:47.140
Like a piece of me died with her and...

00:09:47.740 --> 00:09:50.120
and I found you.

00:09:50.440 --> 00:09:52.852
You brought me back to life.

00:09:53.452 --> 00:09:56.340
Promise me we'll always be like this.

00:09:56.440 --> 00:09:59.760
I promise we will always be together.

00:09:59.860 --> 00:10:02.520
Always and forever.

00:10:22.840 --> 00:10:26.920
Well, welcome to your new home.

00:10:28.740 --> 00:10:31.480
Our new home.

00:10:37.080 --> 00:10:38.609
Lugosi did kick the habit,

00:10:38.709 --> 00:10:42.123
but I think there's a YouTube video
of him leaving rehab. Which is great.

00:10:42.223 --> 00:10:45.087
Yeah, that's great, but that's why
you should never put anything unnatural

00:10:45.187 --> 00:10:47.780
into your body, Max.
I just wrote a blog about this.

00:10:47.880 --> 00:10:51.060
I feel like a malted.
Do you want a malted?

00:10:51.160 --> 00:10:56.428
- Max, you know I don't drink milk.
- Come on, Ev. Live a little.

00:10:56.528 --> 00:10:58.480
This stuff in that kills you.

00:11:11.480 --> 00:11:12.986
Oh, my God.

00:11:13.086 --> 00:11:15.570
Hello. Welcome to Ice Cream.

00:11:15.670 --> 00:11:18.220
Look at all these flavors, Ev.

00:11:18.320 --> 00:11:22.540
Everything's home made by yours truly
and everything truly kicks ass.

00:11:23.140 --> 00:11:26.541
Ginger Gore, Walnut Warlock,

00:11:26.641 --> 00:11:28.900
Caramel Cadaver.

00:11:29.000 --> 00:11:31.180
- Wait a second, Fruit Brute?
- Yeah.

00:11:31.380 --> 00:11:35.740
- Like the monster cereal Fruit Brute?
- Yeah, like the monster cereal.

00:11:35.840 --> 00:11:39.180
- What's a Fruit Brute?
- General Mills put out a...

00:11:39.280 --> 00:11:42.117
Sorry, please, go ahead.

00:11:42.217 --> 00:11:45.100
They put out a line of cereals
based on classic monsters

00:11:45.200 --> 00:11:47.960
like Franken Berry, Boo Berry,
Count Chocula

00:11:48.060 --> 00:11:52.680
and Fruit Brute was one of the cereals
but no one bought it so it died.

00:11:52.780 --> 00:11:56.020
Yeah, until I decided
to resurrect it. It's alive.

00:11:56.120 --> 00:11:57.600
How, retro!

00:11:57.700 --> 00:12:00.266
I will have one Fruit Brute
malted, please.

00:12:00.366 --> 00:12:03.420
Excellent choice. And for the lady?

00:12:03.520 --> 00:12:06.800
I'll take a Soy Oreo shake
and we're in rush.

00:12:06.900 --> 00:12:10.880
Actually I don't have cookies and cream.
You know you can get that anywhere, so...

00:12:12.420 --> 00:12:15.100
I've never met an ice cream snob before.

00:12:15.200 --> 00:12:18.020
- Stop, Evelyn.
- I didn't mean it like that at all.

00:12:18.120 --> 00:12:20.208
Oh, no, you think
that you're so great, right?

00:12:20.308 --> 00:12:23.507
Because you work at some novelty
ice cream shop where you serve flavors

00:12:23.607 --> 00:12:26.460
based on pop culture artifacts
that only cool people like you know about,

00:12:26.560 --> 00:12:28.880
but do you actually know
what they put in this stuff?

00:12:28.980 --> 00:12:31.920
You're practically poisoning
your customers.

00:12:32.020 --> 00:12:33.580
What is your problem?

00:12:33.680 --> 00:12:36.278
- You are my problem, skank!
- Evelyn!

00:12:36.378 --> 00:12:40.240
No, Max. We're leaving.
We are going to Pinkberry.

00:12:41.220 --> 00:12:44.980
- Are you coming or not?
- But Fruit Brute!

00:12:45.742 --> 00:12:46.745
Fine.

00:12:50.580 --> 00:12:52.060
I'm so sorry.

00:12:52.360 --> 00:12:56.478
That's fine, no worries. Good luck!

00:12:57.240 --> 00:13:01.350
Enjoy Pinkberry. Has milk in it... also.

00:13:07.680 --> 00:13:10.019
You mind telling me what that was about?

00:13:10.119 --> 00:13:12.740
I don't know.
Why don't you tell me, Flirty McGee?

00:13:12.840 --> 00:13:17.080
Flirty McGee? We were talking
about monster cereals.

00:13:17.321 --> 00:13:22.100
Fine, go be with someone who knows about
obscure discontinued breakfast foods, Max.

00:13:22.200 --> 00:13:24.711
I just wanted a malted!

00:13:32.240 --> 00:13:35.000
Max, I'm so sorry.

00:13:35.620 --> 00:13:37.700
Please don't be mad at me.

00:13:37.800 --> 00:13:39.841
I'm not mad,

00:13:39.941 --> 00:13:43.180
I just want to know
what happened back there.

00:13:43.280 --> 00:13:45.482
I don't know, I just...

00:13:45.582 --> 00:13:49.680
I freaked out, you know?
It wasn't you, it was... that girl.

00:13:49.780 --> 00:13:52.366
She just got under my skin.

00:13:52.466 --> 00:13:56.100
It was just ice cream, Evelyn.
Ice cream.

00:13:57.400 --> 00:14:00.540
You're right. I'm sorry. I am.

00:14:01.440 --> 00:14:03.620
I just get scared sometimes.

00:14:04.521 --> 00:14:07.400
You're all I have
and I don't want to lose you.

00:14:07.500 --> 00:14:09.572
You're not gonna lose me, Ev.

00:14:11.560 --> 00:14:13.440
Okay.

00:14:22.260 --> 00:14:25.858
- Thank you. Go to hell.
- Where do you get off?

00:14:31.720 --> 00:14:34.672
- Who dare call Bloody Mary's?
- Hey, sexy.

00:14:35.072 --> 00:14:38.060
You think you can sneak away from work
for a minute? I have a surprise for you.

00:14:38.260 --> 00:14:40.776
I promise you won't regret it.

00:14:40.876 --> 00:14:43.521
- Really?
- Really.

00:14:45.260 --> 00:14:47.020
On my way.

00:14:52.260 --> 00:14:54.722
Surprise!

00:15:08.340 --> 00:15:13.460
Max, not on the runner. It's hypoallergenic
and I would like to keep it that way.

00:15:14.080 --> 00:15:15.334
My bad.

00:15:19.000 --> 00:15:22.920
So, do you love it or do you love it?

00:15:23.020 --> 00:15:25.900
Yeah. It's... it's different.

00:15:26.000 --> 00:15:29.534
Our apartment is now 100 percent green.

00:15:29.634 --> 00:15:31.660
Literally.

00:15:31.760 --> 00:15:34.446
Do you like the color?
It's made from fresh cut wheat grass

00:15:34.546 --> 00:15:38.100
so no solvents, toxic metals
or volatile organic compounds.

00:15:38.200 --> 00:15:40.320
Great.

00:15:40.420 --> 00:15:43.000
What did you do with my posters?

00:15:43.100 --> 00:15:45.700
Don't worry, I put them in the drawer.

00:15:45.800 --> 00:15:48.766
Oh, my God! You're kidding me, right?

00:15:55.953 --> 00:15:57.370
You ruined them.

00:15:57.470 --> 00:15:59.680
Max, please!
They weren't even in English.

00:16:00.349 --> 00:16:02.740
That's because they were imported.

00:16:02.840 --> 00:16:05.332
Okay, well, they were
taking up all the wall space.

00:16:05.432 --> 00:16:09.040
These were in pristine condition.

00:16:09.440 --> 00:16:11.860
Do you understand
how much these were worth?

00:16:11.960 --> 00:16:14.200
I was going to make a down payment
on a space with these.

00:16:14.300 --> 00:16:15.560
There you go with the shop idea...

00:16:15.660 --> 00:16:17.980
And when did we decide to redecorate
the apartment anyway?

00:16:18.080 --> 00:16:20.760
- Okay, well, it's my home too.
- I know Evelyn, I know,

00:16:20.860 --> 00:16:23.220
but we have to make these sorts
of decisions together.

00:16:23.320 --> 00:16:27.560
Well, it was my mother's birthday and
I was just trying to do something fun.

00:16:29.300 --> 00:16:31.180
Evelyn.

00:16:31.280 --> 00:16:34.475
- Just leave me alone, Max.
- Ev...

00:16:35.203 --> 00:16:37.580
Come on.

00:16:38.198 --> 00:16:41.207
- Ev...
- Go away!

00:17:04.500 --> 00:17:07.065
Travis no estoy aquí.

00:17:07.165 --> 00:17:08.868
I said "no tengo la rento."

00:17:08.968 --> 00:17:11.763
Travis, open up. It's me.

00:17:17.220 --> 00:17:18.637
Come on.

00:17:23.080 --> 00:17:25.640
Jesus, man. You look like shit.

00:17:25.740 --> 00:17:27.098
Yeah, well...

00:17:27.198 --> 00:17:30.117
ever since Little Miss Boner-killer
banned me from your apartment,

00:17:30.217 --> 00:17:34.200
I haven't been able to get any poon.
I'm all backed up.

00:17:35.320 --> 00:17:37.840
You look pretty busted yourself.
Hasn't she been feeding you?

00:17:37.940 --> 00:17:40.718
Tofu, tofu, tofu.

00:17:40.818 --> 00:17:43.420
All tofu. All the time.

00:17:43.520 --> 00:17:46.960
- Yuck!
- I know, I know. I skip most meals.

00:17:47.060 --> 00:17:50.140
Not that, I think
this Twinkie is expired.

00:17:50.240 --> 00:17:54.080
- Twinkies don't expire.
- Yeah, they do. Every four weeks.

00:17:54.180 --> 00:17:56.340
- Really?
- Then they get good again.

00:17:57.440 --> 00:17:59.400
I did not know that.

00:18:00.960 --> 00:18:03.580
- Want it?
- Yeah, sure.

00:18:03.680 --> 00:18:05.654
You gotta do something
about that broad, bro.

00:18:05.754 --> 00:18:08.960
I mean, she's bad for you and me,
especially me.

00:18:09.060 --> 00:18:12.709
That's the thing. Evelyn and I, it's...

00:18:12.809 --> 00:18:15.320
- It's not working.
- You guys breaking up?

00:18:15.420 --> 00:18:18.400
Evelyn is a very sweet girl,

00:18:18.500 --> 00:18:21.540
and the sex is...

00:18:21.640 --> 00:18:23.384
- is rad.
- Yeah.

00:18:23.484 --> 00:18:27.570
But she can be such a stark,
raving lunatic sometimes.

00:18:27.670 --> 00:18:31.340
- Agreed.
- I just don't think we fit anymore.

00:18:31.440 --> 00:18:33.700
When are you dropping the bomb?
I'll start making some calls.

00:18:33.900 --> 00:18:36.960
I've never been the dumper,

00:18:37.060 --> 00:18:39.640
I've always been the dumpee.

00:18:40.177 --> 00:18:43.800
Shit, bro. Kicking a girl to the curb
is the easiest part of a relationship.

00:18:43.900 --> 00:18:46.176
Text dump her, it's quick, easy

00:18:46.276 --> 00:18:49.650
and depending on your wireless plan,
it can even be free.

00:18:49.750 --> 00:18:53.600
- I can't text dump her.
- What, you don't have unlimited texting?

00:18:53.700 --> 00:18:55.460
We live together.

00:18:56.175 --> 00:19:00.920
That's on you. That is on you.
I can't help you there.

00:19:01.420 --> 00:19:03.448
You're not gonna help me?

00:19:03.548 --> 00:19:06.200
All right, all right.

00:19:06.300 --> 00:19:08.220
This is what you're going to do.

00:19:08.320 --> 00:19:10.953
Pick a public place.
Somewhere with a lot of people.

00:19:11.053 --> 00:19:14.494
That ways if she freaks, starts kicking you
in the junk, someone will call 911.

00:19:14.594 --> 00:19:17.000
It has happened before. It happened
to me a couple of years back.

00:19:17.100 --> 00:19:20.041
That's neither here nor there.
Stake it out a day beforehand.

00:19:20.141 --> 00:19:24.672
Make sure you know where all the escape
routes are. A solid exit strategy is key.

00:19:28.320 --> 00:19:31.564
Don't worry, bro.
Evelyn's a tough chick.

00:19:31.664 --> 00:19:34.188
She'll be back on her feet in no time.

00:19:35.980 --> 00:19:39.060
Live green or blog hard,
saving the world one blog at a time.

00:19:39.160 --> 00:19:43.263
- Hey, it's it's me.
- Oh, hey, baby. What's up?

00:19:43.363 --> 00:19:44.840
Nothing. You?

00:19:45.676 --> 00:19:48.060
I am blogging up a storm today.

00:19:48.660 --> 00:19:52.040
I just... I have a...
a surprise for you.

00:19:52.340 --> 00:19:54.820
Oh. Well, what is it?

00:19:54.920 --> 00:20:00.180
I wouldn't wanna ruin it.
You wanna meet me at the dog park in 30?

00:20:01.170 --> 00:20:03.234
Oh, my God!

00:20:03.334 --> 00:20:05.954
- I know what it is.
- You do?

00:20:06.054 --> 00:20:08.420
You got a puppy!

00:20:08.520 --> 00:20:12.880
- Wait, it's a rescue, right?
- Just meet me in 30, okay?

00:20:12.980 --> 00:20:16.840
Okay. Max, you're the best
boyfriend ever.

00:20:51.480 --> 00:20:54.320
Someone call 911. Someone call 911!

00:20:55.560 --> 00:20:58.500
Evelyn! Evelyn!

00:21:01.169 --> 00:21:04.500
- Max.
- There's been an accident.

00:21:04.600 --> 00:21:06.540
Just stay still.
The ambulance is on its way.

00:21:06.640 --> 00:21:10.219
- Don't leave me.
- No, I'm right here. I'm right here.

00:21:10.819 --> 00:21:13.460
I don't want to die.

00:21:13.560 --> 00:21:16.547
- I don't want to leave you.
- You're not.

00:21:16.647 --> 00:21:20.080
We will always be together. Okay?

00:21:20.968 --> 00:21:22.473
Always and forever.

00:21:27.560 --> 00:21:29.800
Evelyn!

00:21:30.300 --> 00:21:32.340
Ev!

00:21:32.900 --> 00:21:35.960
Ev! Evelyn!

00:21:36.060 --> 00:21:40.200
Please, please, Ev.

00:22:07.740 --> 00:22:10.500
I'm here for you, brother. Okay?

00:23:17.200 --> 00:23:22.140
The grief of his wife's death
became greater and greater agony.

00:23:22.640 --> 00:23:25.820
The home that they had so long
shared together

00:23:25.920 --> 00:23:28.440
became a tomb.

00:23:29.860 --> 00:23:32.980
The ever-beautiful flowers
she had planted

00:23:33.080 --> 00:23:34.860
with her own hands

00:23:34.960 --> 00:23:40.014
became nothing more
than the lost roses of her cheeks.

00:23:41.840 --> 00:23:45.380
It's Travis, man. Open up.
I know you're in there.

00:23:45.480 --> 00:23:48.360
Come on, I swear
I don't have anyone with me.

00:23:48.460 --> 00:23:51.400
Don't make me use my keys.

00:23:57.200 --> 00:23:59.480
What's up, Max?

00:24:08.900 --> 00:24:13.860
I guess... I guess you haven't had time
to drop this shit off at Goodwill?

00:24:14.460 --> 00:24:17.640
- What? Too soon?
- You're a dick.

00:24:17.740 --> 00:24:20.300
Come on! You were going to break up
with her anyways, remember?

00:24:20.400 --> 00:24:23.080
Yeah, well... I killed her instead.

00:24:23.180 --> 00:24:26.700
Hey, that is bullshit and you know it.

00:24:27.200 --> 00:24:30.860
I don't know. I just can't help but think
that if I'd stuck it out a little,

00:24:30.960 --> 00:24:32.580
we would have...

00:24:32.680 --> 00:24:36.832
we would have found common ground,
we would've been happy again.

00:24:36.932 --> 00:24:38.360
I refuse to let you talk like that

00:24:38.460 --> 00:24:42.130
and I refuse to let you rot away
in this shrine to your ex.

00:24:42.230 --> 00:24:44.640
What am I supposed to do?

00:24:44.740 --> 00:24:46.820
All the things you used to love to do.

00:24:46.920 --> 00:24:51.204
I don't know. It's hard to remember
who I was before her.

00:24:51.320 --> 00:24:55.360
Well, you used to love going
to the movies and...

00:24:55.460 --> 00:24:59.248
there just so happens to be
a double feature at the New Bev tonight.

00:24:59.348 --> 00:25:02.460
- Could be fun.
- Do you want to go the movies with me?

00:25:02.960 --> 00:25:05.820
I would love to go
to the movies with you, but...

00:25:05.920 --> 00:25:09.430
Actually I got a smoking hot date
with this MILF, Janine,

00:25:09.530 --> 00:25:11.740
and I met her on Tinder and I could...

00:25:12.554 --> 00:25:15.102
could really use the apartment.

00:25:15.202 --> 00:25:16.800
No.

00:25:16.900 --> 00:25:19.540
Hey, it was worth a shot.
Good seeing you again, bro.

00:25:20.407 --> 00:25:24.760
Hey, ladies! Max is single
and ready to mingle!

00:25:25.942 --> 00:25:29.700
Delivering from the bitter pains
of eternal death,

00:25:29.800 --> 00:25:34.020
the woman was a wicked woman,
and she was dead in her own life.

00:25:34.120 --> 00:25:37.300
Yea, Lord, pity them who are dead,

00:25:37.400 --> 00:25:41.440
and give peace and happiness
to the living.

00:25:57.440 --> 00:25:59.360
Hey, Fruit Brute!

00:25:59.872 --> 00:26:01.179
Fruit brute!

00:26:03.240 --> 00:26:05.520
- Hi.
- Hey.

00:26:06.220 --> 00:26:09.030
You don't remember me do you?
Oh, my God!

00:26:09.130 --> 00:26:12.860
- I just made an ass out of myself.
- No, no, no. I... I do.

00:26:12.960 --> 00:26:16.860
- Ice Cream, right?
- Yes. Olivia.

00:26:16.960 --> 00:26:19.140
- Max.
- Hi.

00:26:19.740 --> 00:26:21.420
A Val Lewton fan, I see.

00:26:21.520 --> 00:26:24.700
Oh, yeah, well, the guy took
what could've been B-movie exploitation...

00:26:24.800 --> 00:26:27.380
And turned it into
the art house cinema, I know.

00:26:28.460 --> 00:26:31.620
Is your... Is your girlfriend here?

00:26:32.469 --> 00:26:35.335
No, no. She...

00:26:35.435 --> 00:26:40.100
- She moved on.
- Sorry. It happens, you know.

00:26:40.600 --> 00:26:43.437
I just broke up with this guy
I was seeing because he...

00:26:43.537 --> 00:26:46.160
he suddenly decided to become
a born again Christian.

00:26:46.260 --> 00:26:49.920
Yea, my ex could be
a little extreme, too.

00:26:50.020 --> 00:26:52.260
Not quite like this. It was like...

00:26:52.360 --> 00:26:56.080
no smoking, no drinking, no sex.

00:26:56.180 --> 00:26:59.120
I was, like, totally losing my shit.
I was like...

00:26:59.220 --> 00:27:02.280
will somebody please
just have sex with me.

00:27:02.380 --> 00:27:04.475
- Right here, baby!
- Oh, my God!

00:27:04.575 --> 00:27:07.640
That sounded really bad.

00:27:08.300 --> 00:27:10.640
Okay, anyway,
it was really nice running into you.

00:27:11.400 --> 00:27:13.760
You, too.

00:27:13.860 --> 00:27:16.380
- Bye.
- Bye.

00:27:19.660 --> 00:27:21.700
Hey...

00:27:22.200 --> 00:27:24.680
are you doing anything, like, right now?

00:27:25.380 --> 00:27:27.100
- Right now?
- Because you know, I was...

00:27:27.200 --> 00:27:33.520
I was thinking, you know, you never...
never did get that malted you wanted.

00:27:33.620 --> 00:27:38.406
So, I took off all of my clothes and I stood
right in front of him and I said,

00:27:38.506 --> 00:27:42.623
"You either pick Jesus or you pick me."

00:27:43.817 --> 00:27:46.040
He picked Jesus.

00:27:46.140 --> 00:27:48.420
- No way.
- Way.

00:27:48.520 --> 00:27:51.540
He then joined this Christian rock band.

00:27:51.640 --> 00:27:53.760
You want to know what they are called?

00:27:53.860 --> 00:27:57.322
The Christians Slaters.

00:27:57.991 --> 00:28:00.360
That is too funny.

00:28:02.460 --> 00:28:05.240
So... how did you break up with yours?

00:28:07.100 --> 00:28:09.356
I...

00:28:10.280 --> 00:28:13.600
I sort of threw her under the bus.

00:28:14.000 --> 00:28:17.059
I still feel pretty bad about it.

00:28:17.800 --> 00:28:21.160
Well, if it's any consolation,

00:28:21.260 --> 00:28:26.380
you know, she was... a tad feisty.

00:28:26.480 --> 00:28:28.320
Yeah, we had our differences.

00:28:28.720 --> 00:28:31.760
I mean, she wouldn't know half the stuff
we're talking about tonight.

00:28:32.760 --> 00:28:36.835
I guess, it just... wasn't meant to be.

00:28:36.935 --> 00:28:37.880
Yeah.

00:28:38.080 --> 00:28:41.360
I don't think we should be talking about
our exes. It's, like, bad luck or something.

00:28:42.360 --> 00:28:46.329
- It actually kind of helps.
- Well, then I'm happy to help.

00:28:49.860 --> 00:28:52.320
To moving on.

00:28:53.260 --> 00:28:54.380
To moving on.

00:28:54.680 --> 00:28:57.600
- Cheers!
- Cheers!

00:29:01.480 --> 00:29:04.260
Hey, do you want to do something fun?

00:29:04.860 --> 00:29:06.705
- Dying to.
- Okay, good.

00:29:06.805 --> 00:29:11.320
But you have to promise
not to call me crazy. Do you promise?

00:29:13.820 --> 00:29:16.040
- Yeah, I promise.
- Okay.

00:29:16.540 --> 00:29:20.580
I love coming here.
It's like, so peaceful and quiet.

00:29:22.047 --> 00:29:24.140
You are crazy.

00:29:24.240 --> 00:29:28.580
Come on, this isn't just any cemetery,
this is the Hollywood Forever cemetery.

00:29:28.680 --> 00:29:30.940
You know who's buried here?

00:29:31.040 --> 00:29:34.100
Yeah. I can think of one.

00:29:34.200 --> 00:29:36.820
Peter Lorre,

00:29:36.920 --> 00:29:39.440
John Huston,

00:29:39.540 --> 00:29:41.720
Johnny Ramone.

00:29:41.820 --> 00:29:44.500
How cool is that? Johnny Ramone.

00:29:44.600 --> 00:29:46.960
- That is pretty cool.
- Yeah.

00:29:47.841 --> 00:29:50.440
- Hey, Max.
- What?

00:29:51.340 --> 00:29:54.100
They're coming to get you, Max.

00:29:54.600 --> 00:29:58.080
- Stop. Stop, stop
- They're coming for you.

00:29:58.180 --> 00:30:02.160
- You know I ran track in high school.
- They're coming for you!

00:30:02.260 --> 00:30:05.620
- I'm coming to get you.
- Yeah, right.

00:30:05.720 --> 00:30:08.040
I'm going to get you.

00:30:42.540 --> 00:30:44.660
I'm really sorry
I'm devouring you like this.

00:30:44.760 --> 00:30:47.318
- Please continue.
- Okay.

00:30:47.418 --> 00:30:50.360
It's just...
It's been a really long time.

00:30:50.460 --> 00:30:52.520
Ditto.

00:30:53.640 --> 00:30:56.920
But... we should... we should stop.

00:30:57.020 --> 00:31:00.040
Really? I mean, we're both
responsible adults, right?

00:31:00.340 --> 00:31:01.520
- Right.
- Right.

00:31:01.620 --> 00:31:02.836
Yeah.

00:31:06.799 --> 00:31:09.572
- But we really should stop.
- Really?

00:31:09.672 --> 00:31:11.740
- Yeah.
- Yeah... we should.

00:31:11.840 --> 00:31:14.333
I have to open up the shop
in the morning, anyway.

00:31:14.433 --> 00:31:16.580
- Where do you work?
- Bloody Mary's.

00:31:16.980 --> 00:31:20.600
You should come by. I'll give you
a discount on fake blood pellets.

00:31:21.540 --> 00:31:23.801
Okay. I'll keep that in mind.

00:31:27.400 --> 00:31:31.740
Hey... I had a really,
really good time tonight, Max.

00:31:31.840 --> 00:31:33.880
Me, too.

00:31:34.240 --> 00:31:37.264
- See you soon?
- Yeah. Definitely.

00:31:37.364 --> 00:31:39.460
Okay.

00:31:43.300 --> 00:31:45.330
Okay.

00:31:45.430 --> 00:31:47.040
- Bye.
- Bye.

00:32:04.960 --> 00:32:07.180
Thank you.

00:32:07.960 --> 00:32:09.362
Thank you very much.

00:32:10.860 --> 00:32:14.200
I knew... son of a bitch!

00:32:14.720 --> 00:32:17.100
Well, that wasn't a very
warm reception, Max.

00:32:17.200 --> 00:32:20.720
I'm just a little freaked out here.
Just give me a second.

00:32:21.020 --> 00:32:24.780
This is all a flashback to the time
you shroomed out on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.

00:32:24.880 --> 00:32:27.820
It's cold out here.
I'm gonna catch my death.

00:32:27.920 --> 00:32:30.024
Coming.

00:32:30.124 --> 00:32:34.089
You're going to open that door
and there's not going to be anyone there.

00:32:36.507 --> 00:32:38.820
Hey, Max. I'm back!

00:32:38.920 --> 00:32:41.240
- Fuck me!
- Oh, you read my mind.

00:32:41.340 --> 00:32:44.380
- Wait, wait, please. Stop, stop, stop!
- Oh, baby. What's wrong?

00:32:44.480 --> 00:32:47.900
What's wrong? You died. I saw you die.

00:32:48.000 --> 00:32:51.038
- I know, freaky deaky, right?
- But how?

00:32:51.138 --> 00:32:53.940
- True love conquers all.
- That doesn't make any sense.

00:32:54.040 --> 00:32:55.575
Yes, it does.

00:32:55.875 --> 00:32:59.100
Don't you see? Our love
has been given a second chance

00:32:59.200 --> 00:33:02.937
- and we have to seize the opportunity.
- That's really unnecessary.

00:33:03.037 --> 00:33:04.852
- Oh, my God!
- What?

00:33:09.600 --> 00:33:14.060
- You kept the runner.
- Yeah, yeah. Why wouldn't I?

00:33:14.160 --> 00:33:17.310
Well, you know how guys are.
Always trading in for a newer model.

00:33:18.232 --> 00:33:21.600
- I would never do that.
- Good.

00:33:21.700 --> 00:33:25.160
Because if you did,
you'd be fucking dead, right now!

00:33:30.280 --> 00:33:33.540
Oh, baby! I'm just screwing with you.

00:33:33.640 --> 00:33:37.305
Speaking of which... Oh, I'm so horny.

00:33:37.405 --> 00:33:38.860
Oh, let's play, baby...

00:33:38.960 --> 00:33:41.300
Don't... don't... don't you think
you should take a shower first?

00:33:41.400 --> 00:33:45.680
- I mean, you were dead for a long time.
- Only if you come with me.

00:33:45.780 --> 00:33:49.500
You know I hate going to bed
with my hair wet.

00:33:50.204 --> 00:33:52.560
Such a wuss.

00:33:54.160 --> 00:33:57.140
- I'll be quick.
- Take your time.

00:34:01.458 --> 00:34:02.460
Shit!

00:34:02.760 --> 00:34:05.392
- Who is it?
- Olivia!

00:34:05.492 --> 00:34:07.540
Oh, goddamn it!

00:34:08.586 --> 00:34:11.400
Just give me a second, just one second.

00:34:12.780 --> 00:34:15.900
- Hi, again.
- Hey, what a surprise.

00:34:16.000 --> 00:34:19.460
Listen, I was just thinking
about what you said earlier.

00:34:19.560 --> 00:34:22.460
Yeah. What did I say?
I said a lot of things.

00:34:22.560 --> 00:34:25.400
You know, about us being
responsible adults and everything.

00:34:25.500 --> 00:34:27.620
- Right, that.
- I just think, you know,

00:34:27.720 --> 00:34:30.540
If I want to and if you want to,

00:34:30.640 --> 00:34:33.580
then I think that we should just...
you know, we should go for it, right?

00:34:33.680 --> 00:34:38.500
I mean, it's going to happen
eventually anyway, right?

00:34:39.160 --> 00:34:40.500
- Right?
- Yeah, about that.

00:34:40.600 --> 00:34:43.270
I think I may have spoken
a bit too soon.

00:34:43.370 --> 00:34:45.101
Awesome!

00:34:45.201 --> 00:34:47.212
I'm sorry.

00:34:49.009 --> 00:34:51.320
- What?
- I just think...

00:34:51.420 --> 00:34:56.000
I think we will both enjoy it
a lot more if we just wait.

00:34:56.100 --> 00:34:58.880
Right. Okay.

00:35:00.340 --> 00:35:03.800
You probably think I'm...
just... like, a big hoe-bag now.

00:35:03.900 --> 00:35:06.520
No, I really don't think
you're a big hoe-bag.

00:35:06.620 --> 00:35:09.860
- Little bit, little bit?
- Not even the slightest.

00:35:09.960 --> 00:35:12.020
Okay. Well, I...

00:35:12.120 --> 00:35:14.420
- I'll... I'm gonna go.
- Yeah, see you.

00:35:14.520 --> 00:35:17.340
We're out of shampoo, baby.

00:35:17.440 --> 00:35:20.413
- Who was that?
- Did you hear that?

00:35:20.513 --> 00:35:23.670
The walls here are so thin.

00:35:23.770 --> 00:35:26.180
Right. I hate that.

00:35:26.280 --> 00:35:30.235
That's another reason why
I think that we should wait.

00:35:30.335 --> 00:35:33.280
Because you don't want
the neighbors hearing us

00:35:33.380 --> 00:35:37.060
going at it like a pack
of sex-crazed hyenas,

00:35:37.160 --> 00:35:40.740
pounding away at each other all night.

00:35:40.840 --> 00:35:45.880
- You know?
- Yeah. No! I don't think that would...

00:35:45.980 --> 00:35:48.242
- Yeah.
- Okay.

00:35:48.342 --> 00:35:51.520
Okay. Yeah, so I'll see you... Bye.

00:35:51.620 --> 00:35:54.560
- Bye.
- Yeah, okay.

00:35:57.540 --> 00:35:59.665
Who was that?

00:35:59.765 --> 00:36:02.400
- FedEx.
- This late?

00:36:02.500 --> 00:36:07.560
Yeah, well, when it absolutely
and positively has to be there overnight.

00:36:08.300 --> 00:36:12.780
Well, I have a special delivery for you.

00:36:15.280 --> 00:36:17.240
Are you sure you don't want
to dry off first?

00:36:17.440 --> 00:36:19.720
The wetter the better, baby.

00:36:25.860 --> 00:36:27.248
Oh, dear.

00:36:35.400 --> 00:36:40.360
Oh, God! That freaking hurt.

00:36:41.480 --> 00:36:43.783
I never said I was graceful.

00:36:43.883 --> 00:36:46.420
You won't die.

00:36:48.620 --> 00:36:50.560
No.

00:36:50.960 --> 00:36:53.900
You said we'd always be together.

00:36:54.000 --> 00:36:56.560
That night at the shop.

00:36:57.240 --> 00:37:00.104
Always and forever.

00:37:00.660 --> 00:37:03.366
The Satan Genie.

00:37:05.120 --> 00:37:08.039
I guess it wasn't a load
of horseshit after all.

00:37:08.139 --> 00:37:11.100
I stand corrected.

00:37:11.200 --> 00:37:13.140
This...

00:37:13.740 --> 00:37:16.580
is gonna be fun.

00:37:17.080 --> 00:37:18.570
Now, where were we?

00:37:27.800 --> 00:37:31.561
Embalming fluid. Gross!

00:37:40.360 --> 00:37:43.040
Worst nightmare ever.

00:37:43.140 --> 00:37:45.046
Hi.

00:37:46.140 --> 00:37:48.470
Oh, come on.
My morning face is not that bad.

00:37:48.570 --> 00:37:53.720
Sorry, I'm just having a nightmare.
I mean, I was having a nightmare.

00:37:53.820 --> 00:37:56.040
- How did you sleep?
- Oh, not a wink.

00:37:56.140 --> 00:37:59.080
I have all this energy, like I drank
100 Red Bulls or something.

00:37:59.180 --> 00:38:02.140
And I think like in a jiffy. Real quick.

00:38:02.740 --> 00:38:05.017
Did we...

00:38:05.117 --> 00:38:06.476
We didn't...

00:38:06.576 --> 00:38:08.580
- Have sex?
- Yeah.

00:38:08.680 --> 00:38:10.640
No, you passed out.

00:38:10.740 --> 00:38:13.280
Your penis is the size
of a marsh mellow mini.

00:38:13.580 --> 00:38:17.340
But you're awake now.
Time to wake up, goony bird!

00:38:17.440 --> 00:38:20.320
Evelyn, Evelyn, Ev... Do you think
we should have breakfast first?

00:38:20.420 --> 00:38:23.480
Maybe just some for carbs, energy.

00:38:23.580 --> 00:38:27.060
No, it's the craziest thing.
I'm not even hungry.

00:38:27.160 --> 00:38:31.485
I'm gonna lose so much weight.
Being dead is the best diet ever.

00:38:31.963 --> 00:38:35.280
Would you look at the time.
I'm gonna be late for work.

00:38:35.380 --> 00:38:37.720
No, no, no, don't go.
Let me have a quickie first.

00:38:37.820 --> 00:38:41.380
Please Evelyn, you just rose from the dead,
you deserve more than a quickie.

00:38:41.680 --> 00:38:43.471
Wait, then when are you gonna be back?

00:38:43.571 --> 00:38:48.360
I don't know. It's the Halloween season
and things get real crazy so don't wait up.

00:38:53.180 --> 00:38:56.980
Come on, Travis. Pick up.

00:38:57.080 --> 00:39:00.460
We got shirts, we got suits,
we got ties, we got belts.

00:39:00.560 --> 00:39:03.580
Hey, baby, you've ever banged a Viking?

00:39:03.680 --> 00:39:07.240
Once he goes Norse
you'll have no remorse.

00:39:07.720 --> 00:39:09.823
Shit!

00:39:11.940 --> 00:39:13.860
I told you not to call me
at the office, bro.

00:39:14.160 --> 00:39:17.840
Travis, whatever you do,
do not go back to my apartment.

00:39:17.940 --> 00:39:20.272
Negativo. I got a scorching
hot date tonight

00:39:20.372 --> 00:39:23.920
with the centerfold from this month's
FHM and she lives with the rents.

00:39:24.020 --> 00:39:27.980
It's Evelyn. She's back
and she's in my apartment, right now.

00:39:28.080 --> 00:39:31.820
Max... please... please, don't tell me
you ate that acid I left in your fridge.

00:39:31.920 --> 00:39:34.620
Travis, I'm serious! She's is back.

00:39:34.720 --> 00:39:37.880
She's dead and she thinks
we're still dating.

00:39:37.980 --> 00:39:39.660
Okay. Settle down.

00:39:39.760 --> 00:39:44.180
It'll wear off in 10-12 hours.
Just don't operate any heavy machinery.

00:39:44.380 --> 00:39:46.840
Look, I gotta go, okay?
I gotta get back to work.

00:39:47.140 --> 00:39:51.700
Just sit in the corner and listen to some
music. I don't know. All right, bye.

00:39:52.360 --> 00:39:55.245
Okay, come on, you got me into this,
you gotta get...

00:40:00.940 --> 00:40:03.857
Oh, shit.

00:40:08.380 --> 00:40:10.140
"Straight to Hades:

00:40:10.240 --> 00:40:15.220
A Guide for Ridding the Unwelcome Undead
By Baron Olaf III, Ph.D, Esquire."

00:40:16.400 --> 00:40:19.880
Salt, flour, celery...

00:40:20.180 --> 00:40:23.860
What the... Parsley? Really?
You gotta be kidding me.

00:40:23.960 --> 00:40:27.060
Wolfsbane. Yeah, 'cause I got
a lot of wolfsbane lying around.

00:40:27.160 --> 00:40:30.178
"Blow directly into face."

00:40:30.278 --> 00:40:31.660
Okay.

00:40:40.420 --> 00:40:42.560
You're gonna die.

00:40:42.660 --> 00:40:46.300
- Excuse me?
- One day you're gonna die.

00:40:46.400 --> 00:40:48.480
I'm going to be left all on my lonesome.

00:40:48.580 --> 00:40:51.620
Well, I'll still be with you
in, like, spirit or whatever.

00:40:51.720 --> 00:40:55.180
You know I can't go on without you.

00:40:55.280 --> 00:40:57.220
But if I make you like me...

00:40:57.320 --> 00:41:00.360
Ev... just... think about
what you're saying here.

00:41:00.460 --> 00:41:04.650
It's the only way that we can be together
forever, like we promised.

00:41:04.750 --> 00:41:09.500
We can get married, buy a house,
have a tons of babies.

00:41:09.600 --> 00:41:10.880
What the hell is that?

00:41:10.980 --> 00:41:14.160
It's just a little something
I like to call...

00:41:27.760 --> 00:41:30.647
I thought I was gonna sneeze.

00:41:30.747 --> 00:41:33.015
What was that about?

00:41:33.115 --> 00:41:38.220
Just a new recipe I wanted to try.
Didn't really work out for me.

00:41:38.320 --> 00:41:40.490
You're so silly sometimes.

00:41:40.590 --> 00:41:43.860
Seriously, if I kill you,

00:41:43.960 --> 00:41:46.440
then we get to live happily ever after.

00:41:47.326 --> 00:41:50.440
Can I... can I... can I say no?

00:41:51.620 --> 00:41:55.380
- What?
- No, no, it's nothing... nothing personal.

00:41:55.480 --> 00:41:57.840
I just...

00:41:59.000 --> 00:42:01.960
I would like to go dancing tonight.

00:42:03.020 --> 00:42:04.580
- Really?
- Yeah.

00:42:04.680 --> 00:42:08.740
- Dancing?
- Yeah. Yeah, to celebrate your return.

00:42:08.840 --> 00:42:11.079
Max, you've never been
to a club in your entire life.

00:42:11.179 --> 00:42:15.860
I know, I know, but if I'm gonna die,
I'd like to live it up.

00:42:15.960 --> 00:42:18.594
Okay, where?

00:42:19.140 --> 00:42:23.177
I don't know. Somewhere
where you won't... stick out.

00:42:40.580 --> 00:42:44.540
- You're girlfriend is so goth.
- Who does her makeup?

00:42:44.640 --> 00:42:46.490
- She's au naturel.
- Hey!

00:42:47.640 --> 00:42:49.800
Stop eye-banging my boyfriend, Morticia.

00:42:50.700 --> 00:42:54.132
Come on, you wanna step?
Bring it, bitches.

00:42:59.300 --> 00:43:03.157
Come on, baby, let's go get
our drink on. Yeah.

00:43:08.220 --> 00:43:13.100
Excuse me, what's the closest thing
you have to an elephant tranquilizer?

00:43:13.861 --> 00:43:17.480
- Absinthe.
- Make it a double.

00:43:20.700 --> 00:43:22.926
You dance with the green fairy before?

00:43:23.026 --> 00:43:24.808
There's a first time for everything.

00:43:36.980 --> 00:43:40.725
- Careful, this stuff will kill you.
- I'm not so sure about that.

00:43:46.503 --> 00:43:48.324
Again.

00:43:48.424 --> 00:43:50.608
Your funeral.

00:43:50.708 --> 00:43:53.800
Been there, baby, done that.

00:44:04.430 --> 00:44:06.700
One more for the road.

00:44:07.440 --> 00:44:08.852
You heard the lady.

00:44:25.120 --> 00:44:27.580
Oh, baby. Hold me, I'm cold.

00:44:27.680 --> 00:44:30.360
No. You're good.

00:44:34.060 --> 00:44:38.320
Urge to purge. Urge to purge!
Oh, baby, you're on hair duty.

00:44:42.180 --> 00:44:46.840
Oh, baby. Green fairy kicking my ass!

00:44:46.940 --> 00:44:51.360
All right, round two!
Ding, ding, ding, ding!

00:44:52.980 --> 00:44:56.180
- Max?
- Olivia!

00:44:56.280 --> 00:44:58.309
- Hi.
- Hey.

00:45:00.187 --> 00:45:04.100
- What are the odds?
- Yeah. Is your friend okay?

00:45:04.974 --> 00:45:07.700
Yeah, just a little worse for the wear.

00:45:08.000 --> 00:45:10.820
Yeah, doesn't know when to quit?

00:45:11.020 --> 00:45:14.540
- Yeah, you don't know the half of it.
- Oh, I can't feel my face.

00:45:14.640 --> 00:45:16.560
- What's up?
- Nothing, just...

00:45:16.660 --> 00:45:20.260
we're going to check out this club,
me and my... my lady friends.

00:45:20.360 --> 00:45:23.317
Well, you can skip it.
It's dead in there.

00:45:23.417 --> 00:45:25.320
- Get it?
- Yeah.

00:45:25.420 --> 00:45:27.480
O, M effing G!

00:45:27.580 --> 00:45:29.782
This is the guy you've been crushing on?

00:45:29.882 --> 00:45:32.304
God, please stop. That's so rude.
I'm so sorry.

00:45:32.404 --> 00:45:35.220
That's just too many appletinis.

00:45:36.800 --> 00:45:40.740
- Well, duty calls.
- Yeah, do what you gotta.

00:45:41.440 --> 00:45:44.300
- Holla!
- I will.

00:45:44.400 --> 00:45:48.680
You two suck, you know that?
So embarrassing.

00:45:50.340 --> 00:45:52.000
All right.

00:45:52.100 --> 00:45:56.620
Baby, we're going to make
sweet, sweet love tonight.

00:46:01.360 --> 00:46:04.920
No, no, no, that's a Dirty Sanchez.
A rusty trombone is when...

00:46:08.120 --> 00:46:09.761
Oh, brother.

00:46:09.861 --> 00:46:12.840
Is this the kind of freaky shit
you're into?

00:46:12.940 --> 00:46:16.800
No. But I... I could be.

00:46:19.820 --> 00:46:22.780
- You've gone necro, bro!
- She's not dead, Travis.

00:46:22.880 --> 00:46:26.420
At least not in a traditional sense.

00:46:26.800 --> 00:46:28.640
Now, please, help me take her to bed.

00:46:28.740 --> 00:46:31.680
- No, I'm not touching that bitch.
- Travis!

00:46:32.380 --> 00:46:36.120
Because you're my boy, but you put her
back in the ground when you're done.

00:46:36.220 --> 00:46:38.460
- You got any gloves?
- Please Travis!

00:46:41.877 --> 00:46:43.720
Baby.

00:46:44.880 --> 00:46:47.420
What the hell?

00:46:50.340 --> 00:46:52.743
What were you going to do?

00:46:52.843 --> 00:46:54.300
Funny man.

00:46:54.400 --> 00:46:57.188
Were you gonna draw a dick on my face?

00:46:57.288 --> 00:47:00.420
You gonna put my fingers in warm water?

00:47:02.920 --> 00:47:05.240
What is that smell?

00:47:05.340 --> 00:47:08.020
- I shit my pants.
- You shit your...

00:47:08.120 --> 00:47:11.880
Eve, I was actually just
showing Travis the door.

00:47:13.240 --> 00:47:15.669
You've... you've had a...

00:47:15.769 --> 00:47:19.952
You really partied like a champ tonight,
I think you should just go and rest.

00:47:20.052 --> 00:47:24.960
Screw that. I'm up now and you'd better
be too, if you know what I mean!

00:47:27.620 --> 00:47:31.452
Hey, why don't you have this?
I'll be right back, okay?

00:47:33.620 --> 00:47:36.380
Travis. Travis, wait.

00:47:36.480 --> 00:47:39.400
Dude, what kind of voodoo
did you do in there, Max?

00:47:39.500 --> 00:47:40.940
I didn't, I swear.

00:47:41.040 --> 00:47:43.520
There's a freaking Tim Burton movie
in your living room.

00:47:43.620 --> 00:47:45.380
My God, she could be
one of the infected.

00:47:45.480 --> 00:47:47.100
Please tell me you wore a condom
when you were banging her.

00:47:47.200 --> 00:47:50.480
It's not a virus thing Travis.
It's more of a...

00:47:50.580 --> 00:47:52.340
"Be careful what you wish for" thing.

00:47:52.440 --> 00:47:56.000
I would seriously invest in a hazmat suit,
if I were you. Peace.

00:47:56.100 --> 00:47:58.110
- You're just gonna take off?
- Yup.

00:47:58.210 --> 00:48:00.400
- You aren't even gonna help me?
- Nope.

00:48:00.500 --> 00:48:03.480
- Travis, she wants to kill me.
- Sooner or later, all broads do.

00:48:03.580 --> 00:48:05.740
- But I thought we were bros.
- Half bros.

00:48:05.840 --> 00:48:08.590
Travis, please, just tell me what to do.

00:48:08.690 --> 00:48:11.620
What you were supposed to do
in the first place, dump her ass.

00:48:11.720 --> 00:48:14.140
Just hope she doesn't eat
your brains first.

00:49:19.660 --> 00:49:23.840
People think I'm just a girl
Just a girl from another world...

00:49:23.940 --> 00:49:26.902
Good morning. I made breakfast.

00:49:27.002 --> 00:49:29.160
Here, sit.

00:49:46.000 --> 00:49:49.280
I used chocolate chips.
Just like at IHOP.

00:49:52.620 --> 00:49:55.060
Dig in. I'm not hungry.

00:49:56.072 --> 00:50:00.820
So... have you thought about our talk?

00:50:00.920 --> 00:50:02.640
Together forever.

00:50:03.040 --> 00:50:05.547
Yeah, about that.

00:50:06.247 --> 00:50:08.177
What's wrong?

00:50:08.277 --> 00:50:11.520
Well, I just feel like
things are getting

00:50:11.620 --> 00:50:15.340
a little bit... stale.

00:50:15.940 --> 00:50:18.660
- Stale?
- Wrong word. Sorry.

00:50:19.060 --> 00:50:20.270
What are you trying to say?

00:50:20.370 --> 00:50:23.620
I just think before we take such a...

00:50:23.720 --> 00:50:26.460
drastic step in our relationship,

00:50:26.560 --> 00:50:30.300
how would you feel about taking

00:50:30.400 --> 00:50:33.450
a very small...

00:50:33.550 --> 00:50:35.250
break?

00:50:35.350 --> 00:50:37.620
More of a breather, really.

00:50:38.190 --> 00:50:43.140
- Are you breaking up with me?
- No, it's just a breather.

00:50:43.240 --> 00:50:47.570
I dug myself out of a grave for you.

00:50:47.670 --> 00:50:52.860
Do you have any idea how hard it is
digging yourself out of a grave?

00:50:52.960 --> 00:50:55.620
It's freaking hard!

00:50:55.920 --> 00:50:58.147
And there goes the deposit.

00:50:58.247 --> 00:51:01.560
- I can't believe you.
- Ev, you're drawing blood.

00:51:01.660 --> 00:51:04.740
Where do you get the balls
to even ask me if I want a break?

00:51:04.840 --> 00:51:07.200
See, I'm asking...

00:51:07.300 --> 00:51:10.140
if you want to take a break.

00:51:10.240 --> 00:51:12.600
Because I'm worried that I am not
giving you what you need,

00:51:12.700 --> 00:51:16.040
what you want, what you deserve.

00:51:16.140 --> 00:51:19.328
Lord knows you deserve so much.

00:51:21.106 --> 00:51:22.887
Baby!

00:51:22.987 --> 00:51:24.780
Don't be silly.

00:51:24.880 --> 00:51:27.814
You are the best boyfriend ever.

00:51:28.314 --> 00:51:31.146
Oh, you make me so happy.

00:51:31.246 --> 00:51:33.300
Too tight!

00:51:38.080 --> 00:51:40.240
You always loved violence.

00:51:40.340 --> 00:51:43.342
Thank you, go to hell.

00:51:43.940 --> 00:51:46.044
Hey, why don't you go to hell?

00:51:46.344 --> 00:51:49.160
Already there, sir.

00:51:54.680 --> 00:51:57.206
- Hi.
- Hi.

00:51:57.306 --> 00:51:59.880
- Rough night?
- Rough life.

00:51:59.980 --> 00:52:04.394
Yeah. I thought you might be a little
hung over so I brought you a remedy

00:52:04.494 --> 00:52:08.020
that's been in my family for years.

00:52:11.160 --> 00:52:15.400
Olivia, you are an angel from heaven.

00:52:15.500 --> 00:52:17.720
Yeah, I know.

00:52:19.220 --> 00:52:23.743
Must be nice having your own place.
Making your own hours.

00:52:23.843 --> 00:52:26.940
Greeting customers the way you want.

00:52:27.040 --> 00:52:28.760
Eating burgers whenever you want.

00:52:28.860 --> 00:52:33.068
Yeah, I'm thinking about sub-letting
the space on the other side.

00:52:33.168 --> 00:52:36.001
If you know anyone who is interested,
it would make a really great spot

00:52:36.101 --> 00:52:39.300
for like a start-up. I think.

00:52:39.400 --> 00:52:42.375
I did, but...

00:52:42.475 --> 00:52:45.220
I don't think he's chasing
that dream anymore.

00:52:45.320 --> 00:52:47.240
That's too bad.

00:52:47.940 --> 00:52:53.880
Sometimes people just...
gotta take a chance, you know.

00:53:04.200 --> 00:53:07.360
- I should probably get that.
- Yeah.

00:53:14.760 --> 00:53:18.346
- Who dare call Bloody Mary's?
- Hey, baby.

00:53:20.213 --> 00:53:24.260
Hi. I'm a little busy right now.

00:53:24.360 --> 00:53:26.720
Okay. I was just thinking
about you and I wanted to call.

00:53:27.820 --> 00:53:29.000
That's nice.

00:53:30.541 --> 00:53:32.487
I'm with a customer.

00:53:32.587 --> 00:53:34.020
Okay.

00:53:34.420 --> 00:53:36.340
- Max?
- Yeah?

00:53:36.440 --> 00:53:37.761
I love you.

00:53:37.861 --> 00:53:42.920
That's great. That's really great.

00:53:43.500 --> 00:53:45.540
- Did you hear what I said?
- Yeah. Yeah.

00:53:46.140 --> 00:53:49.240
- I said I love you.
- Loud and clear.

00:53:49.340 --> 00:53:52.000
Well, aren't you going to say it back?

00:53:52.600 --> 00:53:54.180
Max?

00:53:55.116 --> 00:53:56.500
Hello?

00:53:57.200 --> 00:54:00.120
Yeah, love you back, bye.

00:54:02.300 --> 00:54:04.049
My boss is...

00:54:06.497 --> 00:54:08.860
Yeah, you know...

00:54:09.260 --> 00:54:12.380
- cut the crap, Max.
- Please, just let me explain. Okay?

00:54:12.480 --> 00:54:14.998
No, you don't have to explain anything.

00:54:15.098 --> 00:54:17.488
I know exactly what's going on.

00:54:17.588 --> 00:54:20.810
- I really don't think you do.
- It's obvious.

00:54:20.910 --> 00:54:24.540
- You're not over your ex yet.
- It's not me Olivia, it's her.

00:54:24.640 --> 00:54:26.820
She won't get out of my life.

00:54:26.920 --> 00:54:30.840
Yeah, well, I'm not gonna, like,
share you with someone else, you know.

00:54:30.940 --> 00:54:36.360
I already tried that with my ex-boyfriend
and you know how that turned out, so...

00:54:36.748 --> 00:54:40.940
Believe me, Olivia,
I really, really like you.

00:54:41.040 --> 00:54:44.459
Well, there's only so much rejection
that I can take.

00:54:45.560 --> 00:54:48.820
If you want to be with me,
then you'll be with me.

00:54:52.260 --> 00:54:54.328
Okay.

00:54:56.760 --> 00:54:58.027
You know...

00:54:58.127 --> 00:55:02.546
they're showing Night of the Living Dead
tomorrow night at the Hollywood Forever,

00:55:02.646 --> 00:55:07.013
and I'll be there,
if you want to meet me,

00:55:07.113 --> 00:55:10.800
and if not, that's totally fine.

00:55:10.900 --> 00:55:15.780
But, you know,
it was nice to know you, then.

00:55:16.280 --> 00:55:18.320
Okay.

00:55:18.420 --> 00:55:20.480
Bye.

00:55:22.500 --> 00:55:25.720
So you're saying I should re-kill my ex?

00:55:25.820 --> 00:55:28.400
Seeing as you can't nad up,
I say you got no choice.

00:55:28.500 --> 00:55:34.260
Yeah, but I tried. I tried and she went all
28 Weeks Later on me.

00:55:34.360 --> 00:55:37.872
Listen, that girl in our apartment
is not Evelyn anymore.

00:55:37.972 --> 00:55:41.700
She's Zombie Evelyn. She's "Zevelin."

00:55:43.600 --> 00:55:45.036
You know.

00:55:46.014 --> 00:55:49.672
- Renta! Renta!
- Travis está en la biblioteca.

00:55:49.772 --> 00:55:52.280
And what am I supposed to do anyway?

00:55:52.380 --> 00:55:56.000
I saw her get hit by a bus

00:55:56.100 --> 00:56:00.347
and break her neck
and she's still going.

00:56:01.920 --> 00:56:04.740
Bullet to the brain? I mean,
works in all those zombie movies.

00:56:04.840 --> 00:56:07.067
No, no, no. I'm against firearms.

00:56:07.367 --> 00:56:10.120
- Stake through the heart.
- She's not a vampire.

00:56:11.820 --> 00:56:17.000
Electrocution. Bathtub,
hair dryer, zap. She's dead.

00:56:17.100 --> 00:56:20.526
I'd probably end up zapping myself.

00:56:22.340 --> 00:56:24.460
Let me see what we have around here.

00:56:24.560 --> 00:56:26.766
Th... There's...

00:56:31.980 --> 00:56:34.520
Good old fashioned beheading
ought to do it.

00:56:34.620 --> 00:56:37.440
Easy, too. Just go creeping
while she's asleeping.

00:56:38.040 --> 00:56:40.059
Evelyn doesn't sleep.

00:56:40.440 --> 00:56:43.820
Well, you'll just have
to get creative then.

00:57:00.080 --> 00:57:02.575
You're not gonna do what I think
you're gonna do, are you?

00:57:03.575 --> 00:57:07.320
- What on earth would that be?
- Don't play dumb, Max.

00:57:08.020 --> 00:57:10.560
You're gonna repaint the walls.

00:57:11.600 --> 00:57:17.720
You got me. I noticed the color was fading
so I was gonna... add another coat.

00:57:17.820 --> 00:57:21.160
That's sweet, Max. But you're gonna
have to wait until I finish my yoga.

00:57:21.260 --> 00:57:23.776
My chakra's off.

00:57:39.500 --> 00:57:44.880
Ever since I came back I can hit
all these poses I couldn't before.

00:57:45.580 --> 00:57:48.060
It's pretty rad.

00:57:58.100 --> 00:58:00.587
What are you doing, baby?

00:58:01.187 --> 00:58:03.180
Just...

00:58:03.680 --> 00:58:06.400
admiring your form.

00:58:09.400 --> 00:58:11.424
Om...

00:58:27.020 --> 00:58:30.580
Barry's Chinese Food!
It's the best deal in town!

00:58:30.880 --> 00:58:33.060
Barry's Chinese Food.

00:58:33.160 --> 00:58:35.567
Sup, killer? That was fast.

00:58:37.226 --> 00:58:39.176
All right.

00:58:43.840 --> 00:58:47.020
Where's the blood, where's the gore?
Where's the viscera?

00:58:47.520 --> 00:58:50.566
- I couldn't do it.
- What do you mean you couldn't do it?

00:58:51.720 --> 00:58:54.260
- Killing someone is hard.
- She's already dead, man!

00:58:54.360 --> 00:58:58.880
It doesn't matter if she's alive
or dead. It's hard.

00:58:59.580 --> 00:59:03.340
I'm just gonna stand Olivia up tonight
and that will be the end of it.

00:59:03.440 --> 00:59:07.415
I'll let Evelyn eat me and turn me
into one of the living dead

00:59:07.515 --> 00:59:11.540
- and we can rot unhappily ever after.
- Stop it right now.

00:59:11.640 --> 00:59:13.840
You're meeting Olivia
at that cemetery tonight.

00:59:13.940 --> 00:59:16.660
I told you, Travis,
I'm not beheading my ex.

00:59:17.060 --> 00:59:19.069
You're not,

00:59:19.629 --> 00:59:21.623
I am.

00:59:21.723 --> 00:59:24.360
No, this... this isn't your fight.

00:59:24.460 --> 00:59:27.340
I know, but I got this.

00:59:27.440 --> 00:59:31.711
- I don't really think you do.
- I got this, all right?

00:59:31.811 --> 00:59:34.380
I don't understand why do you have
to go into work tonight?

00:59:34.480 --> 00:59:36.700
It's just the graveyard shift, Ev.

00:59:36.800 --> 00:59:38.620
The night before Halloween
is always a bitch.

00:59:38.720 --> 00:59:42.060
Shelves gotta get stocked, pumpkins
gotta get carved, cobwebs gotta get hung.

00:59:42.160 --> 00:59:47.680
It just seems weird. You were never
this busy when I was... you know, alive.

00:59:47.780 --> 00:59:50.920
Well, that was the off-season
and this is game time.

00:59:51.320 --> 00:59:52.700
Well, try to get home early.

00:59:52.800 --> 00:59:57.060
I'll try but I have a feeling tonight
is gonna be a big one.

00:59:58.144 --> 01:00:00.360
Kiss, kiss.

01:00:19.640 --> 01:00:22.080
Goodbye, Evelyn.

01:00:26.040 --> 01:00:28.655
Goodbye, honey.

01:00:37.680 --> 01:00:39.300
Sure you're all right with this?

01:00:39.400 --> 01:00:41.380
Don't worry, bro.
I'm going to kill it in there.

01:00:42.235 --> 01:00:46.420
- All right, I owe you.
- That's what we do. We're family.

01:00:46.520 --> 01:00:48.580
Come here.

01:00:49.280 --> 01:00:51.115
Good luck, Max.

01:00:51.215 --> 01:00:53.681
Thank you. You, too.

01:01:16.200 --> 01:01:18.260
He's not here. Go home.

01:01:18.360 --> 01:01:22.121
I just came to get my Gore-Gore Girls
DVD back. Max has had it for months.

01:01:22.221 --> 01:01:24.696
- You can get it tomorrow.
- No can do.

01:01:24.796 --> 01:01:29.400
I'm leaving on an epic snowboarding trip.
Won't be back till New Year's.

01:01:32.940 --> 01:01:38.020
Well, hello, Evelyn. You're looking
especially morbid this evening.

01:01:38.120 --> 01:01:40.400
Just get your DVD
and go home, douchebag.

01:01:40.500 --> 01:01:43.280
Easy, thriller. I'll be quick.

01:02:04.080 --> 01:02:06.267
- Hey.
- Hey, yourself.

01:02:06.367 --> 01:02:10.100
It's a nice night for zombie movie
surrounded by a bunch of dead people.

01:02:10.200 --> 01:02:13.080
I wouldn't have it any other way.

01:02:13.180 --> 01:02:17.915
- Shall we?
- We shall. Let's do it.

01:02:18.880 --> 01:02:20.940
Can't you just get it
when you come back?

01:02:21.040 --> 01:02:22.880
- Nope.
- Why?

01:02:22.980 --> 01:02:25.924
Because it gets very lonely up there.
I need my spank material.

01:02:26.024 --> 01:02:29.480
- You are repulsive, you know that?
- Right back at ya, toots.

01:02:29.580 --> 01:02:32.480
Hallelujah! The Gore-Gore Girls.
It's an instant classic.

01:02:32.580 --> 01:02:34.020
- Great, leave.
- No, no, no.

01:02:34.120 --> 01:02:36.683
- I've got to test it out first.
- Oh, come on.

01:02:36.783 --> 01:02:39.420
Last time I lent Max a DVD,
the damn thing got so scratched up

01:02:39.520 --> 01:02:42.480
it looked like a game of Tetris.
I was very upset.

01:02:42.580 --> 01:02:45.250
It was Wild Things... Two.

01:02:45.350 --> 01:02:48.060
I'm sure that your stuff is fine.
Now, please leave.

01:02:48.160 --> 01:02:49.980
Two minutes, okay?

01:02:50.080 --> 01:02:51.920
- Two minutes.
- Scout's honor.

01:02:52.020 --> 01:02:54.077
- Two minutes.
- Yup.

01:02:55.460 --> 01:02:58.020
Do you have any...
Do you have any leftovers?

01:02:58.120 --> 01:02:59.966
Travis.

01:03:37.102 --> 01:03:41.460
What a goddess! They don't make them
like that anymore. Let me tell you.

01:03:41.560 --> 01:03:44.009
I feel my pants getting tighter.
It's getting so hot in here.

01:03:44.109 --> 01:03:46.800
Enough! Your precious porn is fine.
Now, get out.

01:03:46.900 --> 01:03:50.434
Just... slow your roll.
This is the best part.

01:03:51.120 --> 01:03:53.140
Here it comes.

01:03:53.240 --> 01:03:55.953
Oh, my God.

01:04:00.820 --> 01:04:02.744
How awesome is that?

01:04:02.844 --> 01:04:07.620
I hear they used real brains.
The director is very influential.

01:04:18.320 --> 01:04:20.680
I just got the strangest craving.

01:04:21.580 --> 01:04:23.665
Craving for what?

01:04:23.765 --> 01:04:25.640
Brains!

01:04:28.800 --> 01:04:31.473
Help! Help!

01:04:40.600 --> 01:04:43.113
Do you want to get out of here?

01:04:43.213 --> 01:04:44.840
Yeah.

01:04:44.940 --> 01:04:46.300
Okay.

01:04:57.280 --> 01:05:00.360
- It's a little bit messy.
- It's all right.

01:05:02.620 --> 01:05:04.840
It's all right.

01:05:10.360 --> 01:05:14.021
- Happy Halloween.
- Trick or treat?

01:05:22.100 --> 01:05:24.720
Get off me, you crazy bitch!

01:05:45.472 --> 01:05:49.113
You seem upset, Travis.
What's eating you?

01:06:03.720 --> 01:06:06.960
This better not go straight
to my thighs.

01:06:32.380 --> 01:06:34.355
Shit!

01:06:34.455 --> 01:06:36.494
Travis.

01:06:38.780 --> 01:06:40.760
What's up?

01:06:41.400 --> 01:06:43.645
What, you're just gonna...

01:06:43.745 --> 01:06:47.380
hump me and dump me?
Didn't think you were the type.

01:06:47.480 --> 01:06:50.750
I've got to swing by my place
and check on something.

01:06:50.850 --> 01:06:53.695
I'll call you later, okay?

01:06:54.960 --> 01:06:59.497
I'm gonna... call...
catch a few more Z's.

01:06:59.960 --> 01:07:02.216
You wore me out.

01:07:03.280 --> 01:07:05.320
Hey...

01:07:05.900 --> 01:07:08.347
You were right, by the way.

01:07:08.447 --> 01:07:11.723
- About what?
- It was worth the wait.

01:07:16.320 --> 01:07:18.280
I told you.

01:07:20.420 --> 01:07:22.280
- Bye.
- Bye.

01:07:50.360 --> 01:07:52.246
Evelyn.

01:07:52.346 --> 01:07:54.280
Max.

01:07:55.060 --> 01:07:57.054
I've been worried sick.

01:07:57.154 --> 01:08:01.260
I... I was working. I told you.

01:08:01.660 --> 01:08:04.620
I called. No one answered.

01:08:05.320 --> 01:08:08.844
Yeah, I was busy. I'm sorry.

01:08:09.444 --> 01:08:12.040
You changed your clothes.

01:08:12.140 --> 01:08:14.209
Oh, yeah. I...

01:08:15.140 --> 01:08:18.400
I spilled Karo syrup
all over them and...

01:08:18.500 --> 01:08:22.140
had to go to the dry cleaner
to pick these up.

01:08:22.240 --> 01:08:25.520
Did I... did I miss anything?

01:08:25.620 --> 01:08:28.655
- No.
- No?

01:08:29.360 --> 01:08:32.519
I ate dinner. Cleaned up.

01:08:33.180 --> 01:08:34.726
You ate dinner?

01:08:37.420 --> 01:08:39.040
But you're never hungry.

01:08:39.540 --> 01:08:41.672
Well...

01:08:41.772 --> 01:08:43.158
I got a craving.

01:08:45.280 --> 01:08:47.620
What did you do to him, Ev?

01:08:48.470 --> 01:08:49.860
- Where is he?
- Max.

01:08:49.960 --> 01:08:51.046
Ev.

01:08:54.740 --> 01:08:57.138
You ate Travis?

01:08:58.400 --> 01:09:00.860
You ate my brother.

01:09:00.960 --> 01:09:03.540
Half brother, Max.

01:09:03.640 --> 01:09:05.870
And the lesser half if you ask me.

01:09:07.120 --> 01:09:09.800
We were family.

01:09:10.680 --> 01:09:12.520
I am your family now.

01:09:12.920 --> 01:09:17.611
He was a user and a loser.
Actually, he didn't even taste good.

01:09:20.040 --> 01:09:22.326
I can't believe you did this.

01:09:22.426 --> 01:09:24.800
No more games, Max.

01:09:24.900 --> 01:09:29.381
You promised me that we would
be together forever. It's time.

01:09:30.481 --> 01:09:34.920
I promise. It won't hurt that much.

01:09:35.500 --> 01:09:37.660
You're right.

01:09:38.060 --> 01:09:41.120
No more games. Let's do this.

01:09:42.220 --> 01:09:44.297
But...

01:09:46.020 --> 01:09:48.484
- Not here.
- Where?

01:09:48.884 --> 01:09:50.931
Why don't you run a...

01:09:51.031 --> 01:09:55.589
run a bath and I'll meet you
there in a sec?

01:09:59.420 --> 01:10:02.940
And why don't you make it hot.
Nice and hot.

01:10:04.040 --> 01:10:05.596
With bubbles.

01:10:27.000 --> 01:10:30.080
Come on, baby.
Got some serious bubbles waiting.

01:10:30.180 --> 01:10:34.745
Yeah, I'm coming. I'm just...
doing a little man-scaping.

01:10:47.560 --> 01:10:52.020
- 911. What's your emergency?
- Hi, I'd like to report a homicide.

01:10:52.120 --> 01:10:55.897
Bear with me because this is gonna sound
really, really, really, really weird,

01:10:55.997 --> 01:10:59.460
but my girlfriend came back from the dead
and then she ate my brother

01:10:59.560 --> 01:11:02.000
and now she's gonna eat me.

01:11:02.700 --> 01:11:04.885
Hello?

01:11:04.985 --> 01:11:06.920
Shit.

01:11:08.620 --> 01:11:11.940
Hurry up, Max.
The water is getting cold.

01:11:12.740 --> 01:11:17.060
Coming. Just... doing my taint.

01:11:47.380 --> 01:11:50.000
Max, where are you?

01:11:53.660 --> 01:11:56.840
I thought you were done
playing games, Max.

01:11:58.000 --> 01:12:00.240
Max!

01:12:39.440 --> 01:12:41.520
Hello?

01:12:41.920 --> 01:12:44.018
Can someone please help me?

01:12:44.118 --> 01:12:47.440
Goddamn it. Hold your horses.

01:12:47.540 --> 01:12:50.940
Been on the john. What's the ruckus?

01:12:51.040 --> 01:12:53.500
You may want to sit down first, sir.

01:13:06.340 --> 01:13:11.280
Hey, the entrance is on the other side,
but we're closed right now, okay?

01:13:22.100 --> 01:13:25.714
Trick or treat, smell my feet,

01:13:25.814 --> 01:13:28.800
give me something good to eat.

01:13:28.900 --> 01:13:32.280
I said we're closed right now.
Are you deaf?

01:13:41.980 --> 01:13:45.404
Hey, cool costume.

01:13:47.160 --> 01:13:49.356
Give me candy,

01:13:49.456 --> 01:13:51.440
give me cake,

01:13:51.540 --> 01:13:54.187
give me something sweet to take.

01:13:55.140 --> 01:13:57.047
What are you?

01:13:57.147 --> 01:13:59.960
I am resurrected!

01:14:05.120 --> 01:14:07.323
Are you pulling my pickle, sonny boy?

01:14:07.423 --> 01:14:12.000
No, goddamn it.
This is actually happening right now.

01:14:12.100 --> 01:14:13.560
Are you on meth?

01:14:13.660 --> 01:14:18.304
No sir, now can you please
send a squad car to my apartment,

01:14:18.404 --> 01:14:21.200
preferably with officers
that shoot really, really well?

01:14:21.300 --> 01:14:22.560
Attention all units.

01:14:22.660 --> 01:14:26.940
Breaking and entering in a malt shop
on the corner of Melrose and Heliotrope.

01:14:27.580 --> 01:14:30.343
What kind of idiot
knocks over a malt shop?

01:14:30.443 --> 01:14:32.800
Schmuck knocks over a malt shop.

01:14:32.900 --> 01:14:33.920
Olivia.

01:14:35.840 --> 01:14:37.812
Goddamn meth heads.

01:14:42.080 --> 01:14:44.138
Olivia!

01:14:48.880 --> 01:14:51.640
Goddamn it, Evelyn.

01:14:59.700 --> 01:15:02.705
You think you can just come in
and steal my boyfriend

01:15:02.805 --> 01:15:04.260
and nothing's gonna happen to you?

01:15:04.360 --> 01:15:06.895
- Evelyn!
- Max!

01:15:06.995 --> 01:15:09.920
You let her go.
This is between you and me.

01:15:10.734 --> 01:15:14.020
You cheated on me... with her.

01:15:14.120 --> 01:15:17.940
It's not like that, Ev. Now let her go
and I'll explain everything.

01:15:18.240 --> 01:15:20.660
You broke my heart, Max.

01:15:20.760 --> 01:15:24.480
I know, Ev,
but it's not beating anymore.

01:15:24.960 --> 01:15:27.000
Now, let her go.
I'm not gonna ask again.

01:15:27.100 --> 01:15:30.270
What the hell is going on, Max?

01:15:30.370 --> 01:15:33.751
Olivia, this is Evelyn,

01:15:33.851 --> 01:15:36.820
my dead ex-girlfriend.

01:15:37.220 --> 01:15:40.438
What? This...

01:15:40.538 --> 01:15:45.510
You know, I met you before
and you were a bitch then,

01:15:45.610 --> 01:15:47.700
and you're even a bigger bitch now.

01:15:48.100 --> 01:15:49.940
Evelyn! Enough.

01:15:50.040 --> 01:15:53.720
- We were happy together Max.
- We weren't. We weren't, Ev.

01:15:53.820 --> 01:15:58.880
I wasn't for a very long time.
It's my fault. I should have ended it.

01:15:58.980 --> 01:16:03.468
Now, let her go and we can
break up for real this time.

01:16:04.168 --> 01:16:05.840
I don't understand.

01:16:05.940 --> 01:16:09.220
Evelyn, we weren't meant to be together.

01:16:09.320 --> 01:16:10.340
Why?

01:16:10.440 --> 01:16:15.501
You would never be happy with me
because I would never be happy.

01:16:16.320 --> 01:16:18.340
Now, it's time to go, Ev.

01:16:18.440 --> 01:16:21.032
It's time to be with your mom.

01:16:21.132 --> 01:16:23.148
Okay.

01:16:24.500 --> 01:16:26.620
But I'm taking you with me.

01:16:39.341 --> 01:16:41.358
Oh, my God, that's so gross.

01:16:56.160 --> 01:16:58.178
Olivia!

01:17:18.119 --> 01:17:21.450
- You won't regret this, baby.
- Not on the runner.

01:17:21.550 --> 01:17:24.420
- What?
- Not on the runner.

01:17:24.520 --> 01:17:27.719
Not on the runner. Not on the runner.

01:17:39.580 --> 01:17:40.968
Max!

01:17:49.200 --> 01:17:51.460
Can't we just go back
to the way things were?

01:17:52.160 --> 01:17:56.059
- You're dead to me.
- In the brain, Max, in the brain!

01:18:02.460 --> 01:18:04.939
You asshole.

01:18:13.540 --> 01:18:15.180
- Are you okay?
- Are you?

01:18:15.280 --> 01:18:18.368
Yeah. Okay.

01:18:20.740 --> 01:18:24.260
- Olivia, I'm...
- Max! Max!

01:18:24.360 --> 01:18:26.540
You can't get rid of me that easily!

01:18:27.876 --> 01:18:32.180
It's over, you stupid zombie bitch!

01:18:44.080 --> 01:18:46.440
Oh, shit.

01:18:47.520 --> 01:18:50.280
Now I'm gonna kill you.

01:18:51.120 --> 01:18:52.232
Both of you.

01:18:57.700 --> 01:18:59.483
Travis!

01:18:59.583 --> 01:19:02.040
That's right, woman.

01:19:03.240 --> 01:19:05.435
Mother...

01:19:09.480 --> 01:19:13.606
- I thought you were dead.
- Well, I'm back.

01:19:14.550 --> 01:19:15.865
Oh, God.

01:19:19.825 --> 01:19:21.060
Who are you?

01:19:21.160 --> 01:19:24.800
- Who the hell are you?
- I'm Travis.

01:19:25.668 --> 01:19:30.220
Yeah, I'm sorry. Olivia, this is Travis.
Travis, this is Olivia.

01:19:30.320 --> 01:19:32.040
Yeah, I've heard a lot about you.

01:19:32.140 --> 01:19:34.770
Jesus Christ, Max.
How many zombies do you know?

01:19:34.870 --> 01:19:37.090
Just these two, really.

01:19:37.873 --> 01:19:39.346
So...

01:19:40.268 --> 01:19:42.660
what do we do now?

01:19:42.760 --> 01:19:44.756
Bury your ex.

01:20:02.560 --> 01:20:06.000
Olivia, I'm sorry I didn't tell you
about this sooner.

01:20:06.100 --> 01:20:09.560
I really wanted to. I just...

01:20:09.660 --> 01:20:11.394
I didn't know how.

01:20:11.494 --> 01:20:15.920
And if you just let me,
I promise I will prove to you...

01:20:21.100 --> 01:20:24.200
Let's bury her and get out of here.

01:20:24.300 --> 01:20:27.423
- All right.
- Okay.

01:20:36.080 --> 01:20:38.425
Good bye, Evelyn.

01:20:42.900 --> 01:20:45.180
Here you go.

01:20:46.400 --> 01:20:48.967
Stay cool, guys.

01:20:50.840 --> 01:20:53.217
I'll be right with you.

01:20:55.060 --> 01:20:57.140
- Hi.
- Hey.

01:20:57.240 --> 01:21:00.180
Thank you, have a hell of a day.

01:21:00.280 --> 01:21:02.196
Hey.

01:21:03.140 --> 01:21:05.680
- Hello.
- Hello.

01:21:07.340 --> 01:21:10.098
- How's biz?
- It's not bad. You?

01:21:10.598 --> 01:21:14.540
It is so good it's scary.

01:21:14.640 --> 01:21:17.740
Really? Well, then why are you late
on this month's rent?

01:21:18.608 --> 01:21:21.140
Because I...

01:21:21.240 --> 01:21:23.920
I spent all my money...

01:21:24.800 --> 01:21:27.283
on this.

01:21:32.880 --> 01:21:36.600
Well, what do you think?

01:21:38.080 --> 01:21:42.360
Max, my love, I think we're gonna
make great partners.

01:21:47.920 --> 01:21:51.680
Now, if only you could get
your brother to settle down.

01:21:52.680 --> 01:21:56.240
Welcome to Max and Olivia's
Cream-atorium.

01:21:57.620 --> 01:22:00.371
Hey, baby, you ever bang a zombie?

01:22:00.471 --> 01:22:04.540
Once you go undead, it's never
been better in bed. Just sayin'!

01:25:32.480 --> 01:25:34.355
Go.

01:25:40.520 --> 01:25:41.797
Cut.

01:25:41.897 --> 01:25:44.840
- Gross!
- Oh, fuck!

01:25:46.250 --> 01:25:48.929
I was gonna fucking throw up.

ZeroDay Forums Mini