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WEBVTT - https://subtitletools.com 00:00:12.931 --> 00:00:15.306 Welcome to International Financial News. 00:00:15.307 --> 00:00:16.808 I'm Lindsay Hawthorne. 00:00:16.809 --> 00:00:18.810 The German-based Hot Bot Corporation 00:00:18.811 --> 00:00:21.271 continues to try to get a foothold in the U.S. market, 00:00:21.272 --> 00:00:23.440 as they're currently beta-testing a new line 00:00:23.441 --> 00:00:27.569 of realistic sex robots for American consumers. 00:00:27.570 --> 00:00:29.362 So far, the Hot Bot Corporation 00:00:29.363 --> 00:00:31.949 has not been granted U.S. patent approval 00:00:31.950 --> 00:00:34.242 for the radically advanced technologies 00:00:34.243 --> 00:00:35.702 controlling the robots. 00:00:35.703 --> 00:00:36.787 But Hot Bot executives 00:00:36.788 --> 00:00:38.204 are hoping to make their case 00:00:38.205 --> 00:00:40.457 to Congress in the coming months. 00:00:40.458 --> 00:00:43.752 [man] This is the Hot Bot Corporation, 00:00:43.753 --> 00:00:45.587 where the sexual pleasure industry 00:00:45.588 --> 00:00:48.047 will soon be revolutionized by providing 00:00:48.048 --> 00:00:50.091 safe, disease-free, 00:00:50.092 --> 00:00:52.552 and uninhibited erotic satisfaction 00:00:52.553 --> 00:00:54.930 for discriminating consumers. 00:00:54.931 --> 00:00:56.807 The hypoallergenic Hot Bots are designed 00:00:56.808 --> 00:00:59.559 at a state-of-the-art facility in Germany 00:00:59.560 --> 00:01:00.936 and built in Japan. 00:01:00.937 --> 00:01:03.563 I'm here with the inventor of the Hot Bot, 00:01:03.564 --> 00:01:05.440 Dr. Heinrich Schaffer. 00:01:05.441 --> 00:01:07.692 Hello. Thank you, Nigel. 00:01:07.693 --> 00:01:10.946 Allow me to introduce Sophia. 00:01:10.947 --> 00:01:13.073 [speaking in Japanese] 00:01:14.533 --> 00:01:17.494 Here she comes. The excitement is palpable. 00:01:17.495 --> 00:01:21.706 This is the latest Hot Bot prototype. 00:01:21.707 --> 00:01:23.207 [electronic blipping] 00:01:23.208 --> 00:01:25.085 [speaking in Japanese] 00:01:26.545 --> 00:01:29.506 As you can see, it is very realistic-looking 00:01:29.507 --> 00:01:33.510 and very alluring, but it is just a robot, 00:01:33.511 --> 00:01:35.553 not a beautiful young woman. 00:01:35.554 --> 00:01:37.388 I like to think of it as the perfect marriage 00:01:37.389 --> 00:01:39.098 of art and science. 00:01:39.099 --> 00:01:41.018 In German, we have a word for this concept: 00:01:41.019 --> 00:01:43.270 [speaking in German] 00:01:45.439 --> 00:01:48.025 I've been told that we can interview it... or her. 00:01:48.026 --> 00:01:49.192 Is that correct? 00:01:49.193 --> 00:01:51.319 Yes, of course, but keep in mind, 00:01:51.320 --> 00:01:53.655 she is not one of the more talkative models. 00:01:53.656 --> 00:01:57.575 Sophia, what would you say is your job? 00:01:57.576 --> 00:01:59.494 My job is to please you. 00:01:59.495 --> 00:02:01.204 Oh. 00:02:01.205 --> 00:02:03.623 Uh, the, uh, robot's breast is, uh, 00:02:03.624 --> 00:02:05.667 it's very supple and realistic-feeling. 00:02:05.668 --> 00:02:07.251 It's the space-age polymer 00:02:07.252 --> 00:02:09.546 that makes the boobies so tactile. 00:02:09.547 --> 00:02:12.590 Are you capable of feeling love? 00:02:12.591 --> 00:02:17.262 Yes. But like humans, it can overload my system. 00:02:18.556 --> 00:02:20.181 Your heart rate is increasing. 00:02:20.182 --> 00:02:22.684 - [nervous chuckle] - You are becoming erect. 00:02:22.685 --> 00:02:25.144 No, no, no, I'm not. 00:02:25.145 --> 00:02:27.647 The Hot Bot's analysis is always accurate. 00:02:27.648 --> 00:02:29.399 To the viewers at home, and if my wife, 00:02:29.400 --> 00:02:30.567 if you're watching, 00:02:30.568 --> 00:02:32.861 I am an objective news reporter 00:02:32.862 --> 00:02:35.655 performing a journalistic investigation 00:02:35.656 --> 00:02:38.033 of a technological breakthrough. 00:02:38.034 --> 00:02:41.369 - [gasps] - You are 92% erect. 00:02:41.370 --> 00:02:43.663 You are very well endowed. 00:02:43.664 --> 00:02:45.749 - Would you like to have sex? - [stammering] 00:02:45.750 --> 00:02:49.836 The, uh, economic recession in, uh, Europe, 00:02:49.837 --> 00:02:52.589 uh, has been hard on the, uh, economy. 00:02:52.590 --> 00:02:53.631 - Uh... - Would you like 00:02:53.632 --> 00:02:55.008 to have oral sex? 00:02:55.009 --> 00:02:56.760 Oh, actually, I think we should cut that. 00:02:56.761 --> 00:02:58.011 No, no, no. Keep rolling. 00:02:58.012 --> 00:02:59.554 This is an excellent demonstration 00:02:59.555 --> 00:03:03.975 of the Hot Bot's erotic positivity algorithm. 00:03:03.976 --> 00:03:06.270 - [groans] - [mechanical whirring] 00:03:09.607 --> 00:03:12.067 [phone line ringing] 00:03:12.068 --> 00:03:14.736 - [man] Yeah? - Dr. Schaffer? Guten Tag. 00:03:14.737 --> 00:03:15.904 [laughs] 00:03:15.905 --> 00:03:19.032 So, who else have you shown this to? 00:03:19.033 --> 00:03:21.618 - [mumbling] - Just me? 00:03:21.619 --> 00:03:24.121 Unairable, you say? 00:03:24.122 --> 00:03:26.289 That's good. Because you know what? 00:03:26.290 --> 00:03:28.499 I'll agree to help you on this, okay? 00:03:28.500 --> 00:03:31.587 I'll solve all your problems, but I just have one condition. 00:03:33.089 --> 00:03:34.881 - I want one. - [mumbling continues] 00:03:34.882 --> 00:03:38.051 You heard me. I want one. I want every option on it. 00:03:38.052 --> 00:03:39.719 I want it all first class. 00:03:39.720 --> 00:03:42.722 Anything you can put on it. And by the way, no viruses. 00:03:42.723 --> 00:03:44.892 No, something I can catch. 00:03:46.644 --> 00:03:50.105 Well, then, send me Bardot. [chuckles] 00:03:50.106 --> 00:03:51.856 One quick question. 00:03:51.857 --> 00:03:55.526 Is it possible to adjust the breasts? 00:03:55.527 --> 00:03:57.029 [chuckles] 00:04:05.663 --> 00:04:07.747 [man over P.A.] ...flight 329 from Tokyo. 00:04:07.748 --> 00:04:10.541 We're clear. Taxi down runway... 00:04:10.542 --> 00:04:11.710 Welcome to Salt Lake City. 00:04:29.937 --> 00:04:32.647 If we serve food this hot, we'll get in a lot of trouble. 00:04:32.648 --> 00:04:35.566 - Don't spit on the food, bro. - I'm not. 00:04:35.567 --> 00:04:36.943 I'm just cooling it down. 00:04:36.944 --> 00:04:38.862 Don't. Please don't do that. 00:04:38.863 --> 00:04:40.072 It's so unsanitary. 00:04:45.870 --> 00:04:47.662 Hyah. 00:04:47.663 --> 00:04:49.207 You're insane. 00:04:52.043 --> 00:04:54.086 Oh, this makes me really uncomfortable. 00:04:58.841 --> 00:05:00.717 This is Tandem. 00:05:00.718 --> 00:05:02.343 Yeah. 00:05:02.344 --> 00:05:04.888 The angel has fallen. 00:05:04.889 --> 00:05:06.514 Over. 00:05:06.515 --> 00:05:07.974 Pleasant. 00:05:07.975 --> 00:05:10.352 [jazz music plays] 00:05:22.364 --> 00:05:24.158 [cries out] 00:05:25.117 --> 00:05:27.995 Ow! This is heavy! 00:05:38.756 --> 00:05:40.464 [man over intercom] Hey, batter, batter batter. 00:05:40.465 --> 00:05:43.260 Welcome to Battertown Fish & Donut, 00:05:43.261 --> 00:05:45.762 where every day is Fry-Day. 00:05:45.763 --> 00:05:47.889 Would you like to try our new triple double? 00:05:47.890 --> 00:05:49.891 Huffy? 00:05:49.892 --> 00:05:51.559 Huffy, is that you? 00:05:51.560 --> 00:05:54.520 - Oh, fuck. - Yeah. 00:05:54.521 --> 00:05:57.899 Don't worry. I got one in the cannon. 00:05:57.900 --> 00:05:59.358 What do you wanna eat? 00:05:59.359 --> 00:06:01.611 All right. You listen, I talk. 00:06:01.612 --> 00:06:03.362 Give me a double fry, extra crispy fish basket, 00:06:03.363 --> 00:06:05.198 Vanilla Gorilla shake and a Dew, 00:06:05.199 --> 00:06:06.532 and make sure it's carbonated. 00:06:06.533 --> 00:06:08.243 If you give me a flat Mountain Dew, 00:06:08.244 --> 00:06:11.162 I'm gonna come in there and shit in the fryer. 00:06:11.163 --> 00:06:12.789 And a side order of chick nuts. 00:06:12.790 --> 00:06:14.415 - You want anything, baby? - No, no, I'm good. 00:06:14.416 --> 00:06:15.499 You sure? 00:06:15.500 --> 00:06:17.794 One phlegm-bay coming up. 00:06:17.795 --> 00:06:19.420 Nard. [mouths word] 00:06:19.421 --> 00:06:21.632 [hocking] 00:06:30.057 --> 00:06:31.182 [man] Yeah, we have the package 00:06:31.183 --> 00:06:33.769 in our possession. Okay. 00:06:35.604 --> 00:06:38.023 [electronic whirring] 00:06:44.238 --> 00:06:45.488 Should we see what's in the box? 00:06:45.489 --> 00:06:47.448 [man] No. 00:06:47.449 --> 00:06:48.616 It says "none of our business" 00:06:48.617 --> 00:06:51.119 in about 50 different languages. 00:06:51.120 --> 00:06:52.913 [whirring, thumping] 00:06:57.168 --> 00:06:58.960 Let's open the box. 00:06:58.961 --> 00:07:01.172 That's a good call. 00:07:14.643 --> 00:07:17.355 [thumping] 00:07:20.316 --> 00:07:22.525 [motor revs] 00:07:22.526 --> 00:07:23.567 - Hi, Limus. - Hey, whoa, whoa. 00:07:23.568 --> 00:07:25.362 What the fuck was that? 00:07:25.363 --> 00:07:26.904 - You really have to do that? - Well, he's my friend. 00:07:26.905 --> 00:07:28.406 [hocks, spits] 00:07:28.407 --> 00:07:29.949 You said, "Hi, Limus" by his name. 00:07:29.950 --> 00:07:31.450 - Shut up. - No, no, no. 00:07:31.451 --> 00:07:33.370 Tell me the truth. Did you puff on the Huff? 00:07:33.371 --> 00:07:34.579 Knock it off, Rodney. 00:07:36.707 --> 00:07:38.666 [French accent] My greatest creation. 00:07:38.667 --> 00:07:42.003 Rodney will love it. Mwah. 00:07:42.004 --> 00:07:43.129 What the fuck is wrong with you? 00:07:43.130 --> 00:07:44.797 Hey, "Roidney." 00:07:44.798 --> 00:07:45.923 - What? - I've got your dumb food. 00:07:45.924 --> 00:07:47.384 What'd you just say? 00:07:47.385 --> 00:07:50.428 I just said I got your dumb fucking food. 00:07:50.429 --> 00:07:51.929 - Little fucker. - Stop it, Rodney. 00:07:51.930 --> 00:07:53.014 He's my friend. 00:07:53.015 --> 00:07:55.474 - Stop. - Stop, Rodney, come on. 00:07:55.475 --> 00:07:57.101 If you say hi to her one more time, 00:07:57.102 --> 00:07:58.895 I'm gonna give you a red sock. 00:07:58.896 --> 00:08:00.397 - So sorry, Limus. - Give me my food! 00:08:00.398 --> 00:08:02.273 - Oh, you want your food? - Yeah, I want my food. 00:08:02.274 --> 00:08:03.733 Does the ape-man want his banana? 00:08:03.734 --> 00:08:05.526 What the fuck is wrong with you, tard? 00:08:05.527 --> 00:08:06.652 You want the awesome sauce? 00:08:06.653 --> 00:08:07.862 Hey, give me the fucking sauce. 00:08:07.863 --> 00:08:09.197 Do you want my sauce? 00:08:09.198 --> 00:08:11.366 - Shut the fuck up. - Bye, Limus. Bye Nard. 00:08:11.367 --> 00:08:12.576 Fuck you. 00:08:14.412 --> 00:08:15.786 Eat my dick! 00:08:15.787 --> 00:08:17.663 Why aren't you two in the batter box? 00:08:17.664 --> 00:08:19.498 Your appearance isn't customer-friendly. 00:08:19.499 --> 00:08:21.292 Customers will not order from us 00:08:21.293 --> 00:08:24.795 if they see you two failed fucking abortions. 00:08:24.796 --> 00:08:26.839 Your shift is over. 00:08:26.840 --> 00:08:28.342 Drain the vat and hump to the dump. 00:08:31.553 --> 00:08:34.765 I think fried food makes him aggressive. 00:08:43.648 --> 00:08:45.816 [phone ringing] 00:08:45.817 --> 00:08:48.403 What the F, Koontz? 00:08:48.404 --> 00:08:50.821 [ringing continues] 00:08:50.822 --> 00:08:54.243 Hold on. Hold on. 00:08:56.870 --> 00:08:58.496 Panda. 00:08:58.497 --> 00:09:01.291 Well, why don't you have her? 00:09:01.292 --> 00:09:03.626 I took the pill, Frazier, that's why. 00:09:03.627 --> 00:09:06.879 Do you realize at most, I've got... 00:09:06.880 --> 00:09:08.798 Because if I take another one in an hour, 00:09:08.799 --> 00:09:10.174 I'm gonna have a hard-on until Arbor Day. 00:09:10.175 --> 00:09:11.801 Do you understand... You know something? 00:09:11.802 --> 00:09:13.511 This is beneath me, and I'm not going to do it. 00:09:13.512 --> 00:09:15.179 I want you to find her and bring her. 00:09:15.180 --> 00:09:16.389 Find her and bring her. 00:09:16.390 --> 00:09:18.976 Just... What did I say? 00:09:20.394 --> 00:09:21.645 Moron. 00:09:22.896 --> 00:09:25.064 [sighs] Where were we? Oh, yeah. 00:09:25.065 --> 00:09:27.024 Now, you listen to me. 00:09:27.025 --> 00:09:28.692 You got a half hour to heal, and then I'm using you 00:09:28.693 --> 00:09:29.902 no matter what any woman. 00:09:29.903 --> 00:09:31.446 Don't give me that look. 00:09:31.447 --> 00:09:33.740 [coughing] 00:09:35.367 --> 00:09:37.368 - [gasping] - Oh, man! 00:09:37.369 --> 00:09:38.744 [groans] 00:09:38.745 --> 00:09:41.080 Never had my ass beat by a sex doll before. 00:09:41.081 --> 00:09:43.124 Oh, my God. I think... 00:09:43.125 --> 00:09:45.418 I think she made me shit on myself. 00:09:45.419 --> 00:09:46.752 - God. - [groans] 00:09:46.753 --> 00:09:48.587 We gotta find her, we gotta find her. 00:09:48.588 --> 00:09:51.549 What the hell, what the hell, what the hell, what the hell? 00:09:51.550 --> 00:09:53.217 [exhales sharply] 00:09:53.218 --> 00:09:55.262 Feels like Van Damme with a vagina. 00:09:56.221 --> 00:09:57.680 [Huffy] "A red sock 00:09:57.681 --> 00:10:01.351 is when having unprotected anal intercourse. 00:10:01.352 --> 00:10:03.019 The inner lining of the intestines 00:10:03.020 --> 00:10:04.354 comes out of the body, 00:10:04.355 --> 00:10:06.815 appearing much like a red tube sock." 00:10:08.192 --> 00:10:09.275 [Nard] Listen, dude, 00:10:09.276 --> 00:10:10.693 he's peaking right now. 00:10:10.694 --> 00:10:12.487 Do you understand? He knows that. 00:10:12.488 --> 00:10:13.946 As dumb as he is, 00:10:13.947 --> 00:10:16.615 he knows these are the best years of his life. 00:10:16.616 --> 00:10:18.075 These are the worst years of our lives. 00:10:18.076 --> 00:10:19.202 You know why? 00:10:19.203 --> 00:10:20.453 So that we can look back at them 00:10:20.454 --> 00:10:23.289 and fucking laugh on piles of money 00:10:23.290 --> 00:10:25.500 that we've made for being smart. 00:10:25.501 --> 00:10:27.502 He hates you too. 00:10:27.503 --> 00:10:30.588 I'm sure he'd love to give us a matching pair of socks. 00:10:30.589 --> 00:10:34.552 He will not pull my butthole out of my butthole, okay? 00:10:39.681 --> 00:10:40.932 [crash] 00:10:44.520 --> 00:10:45.812 [engine rattles, stalls] 00:10:47.272 --> 00:10:48.815 Fuck. 00:10:50.859 --> 00:10:52.818 We hit something. 00:10:52.819 --> 00:10:55.071 - What is it? - I don't know. 00:10:55.072 --> 00:10:58.115 Well, "I don't know" is under your car. 00:10:58.116 --> 00:11:00.826 Well, why don't you go and check out what it is? 00:11:00.827 --> 00:11:02.746 Okay. Yeah. 00:11:04.456 --> 00:11:07.542 I didn't ask you to do it for me, you fucking idiot. 00:11:07.543 --> 00:11:08.877 [sighs] 00:11:21.640 --> 00:11:23.516 - What is it? - Um... 00:11:23.517 --> 00:11:24.808 Nard, we might be dealing with 00:11:24.809 --> 00:11:27.937 like, uh, a half-dead, irate buck here, 00:11:27.938 --> 00:11:29.188 and it might be really mad at me, 00:11:29.189 --> 00:11:31.315 and he might get up and ram his rack 00:11:31.316 --> 00:11:34.402 - right through my trachea. - Don't be an imbecile. 00:11:34.403 --> 00:11:36.279 Okay, well, all I'm saying is 00:11:36.280 --> 00:11:37.614 it's gonna be hard for me to talk to you 00:11:37.615 --> 00:11:39.657 with blood squirting out of my neck. 00:11:39.658 --> 00:11:40.991 Yeah, well, it's hard enough 00:11:40.992 --> 00:11:42.578 to communicate with you either way. 00:11:46.164 --> 00:11:49.250 Come on, man, this is boring. 00:11:49.251 --> 00:11:50.960 Anything? 00:11:50.961 --> 00:11:53.129 [screaming] 00:11:53.130 --> 00:11:55.423 What? Hey! 00:11:55.424 --> 00:11:58.092 - Nard! Nard! - What? What? 00:11:58.093 --> 00:11:59.885 - What? What? - You hit a girl! 00:11:59.886 --> 00:12:02.012 And you knocked off all of her clothes! 00:12:02.013 --> 00:12:04.140 We have to wrap her up and put her in the car. 00:12:04.141 --> 00:12:05.724 Did I knock her socks off? 00:12:05.725 --> 00:12:06.934 Nard, you can't leave her out here 00:12:06.935 --> 00:12:08.894 like a piece of road kill. 00:12:08.895 --> 00:12:11.855 It is so cold out, Huffy. I really don't wanna move. 00:12:11.856 --> 00:12:13.232 I am so cold. 00:12:13.233 --> 00:12:14.733 Get out of your fucking car! 00:12:14.734 --> 00:12:17.487 You know how bad my circulation is! 00:12:17.488 --> 00:12:18.697 Okay. 00:12:20.073 --> 00:12:22.659 [Koontz] Oh, yeah, I do not 00:12:22.660 --> 00:12:24.452 - wanna have to call this in. - [beeping tone] 00:12:24.453 --> 00:12:28.539 - You got service down here? - We've got no service. 00:12:28.540 --> 00:12:30.000 [sighs] All right, let's find her. 00:12:31.585 --> 00:12:32.960 - [Nard] Huffy? - [Huffy] Huh? 00:12:32.961 --> 00:12:35.505 We just need to formulate a plan, okay? 00:12:35.506 --> 00:12:36.964 You think that calling the police 00:12:36.965 --> 00:12:38.048 and reporting the accident 00:12:38.049 --> 00:12:41.344 is the wrong decision to make? 00:12:41.345 --> 00:12:44.555 All I know is that I'm old enough to know 00:12:44.556 --> 00:12:47.975 we're too young to make the right decision. 00:12:47.976 --> 00:12:49.227 Okay. 00:12:50.688 --> 00:12:52.188 And what exactly is the wrong decision here 00:12:52.189 --> 00:12:54.023 that I'm gonna be supporting? 00:12:54.024 --> 00:12:55.692 Okay, it's... it's a whole thing. 00:12:55.693 --> 00:12:57.318 I'll tell you once we get to your house. 00:12:57.319 --> 00:12:59.153 I'm not sure if she's alive, 00:12:59.154 --> 00:13:00.988 but my parents can't see a dead body. 00:13:00.989 --> 00:13:03.157 They're not gonna see her body. 00:13:03.158 --> 00:13:04.742 It's part of the plan. 00:13:04.743 --> 00:13:06.619 You have to understand, you have to trust the plan. 00:13:06.620 --> 00:13:08.579 - I do. Oh, yeah. - You trust the plan? 00:13:08.580 --> 00:13:10.331 - I trust the plan. - Tell me you trust the plan. 00:13:10.332 --> 00:13:11.457 I trust the man behind the plan, 00:13:11.458 --> 00:13:12.791 and I trust the plan. 00:13:12.792 --> 00:13:14.793 Okay. If you trust the man behind the plan, 00:13:14.794 --> 00:13:17.796 therefore you trust the plan. 00:13:17.797 --> 00:13:19.465 You trust the plan. 00:13:19.466 --> 00:13:20.676 I do. 00:13:28.726 --> 00:13:30.017 [exhales sharply] Okay. 00:13:30.018 --> 00:13:33.812 Why don't you go into the garage? 00:13:33.813 --> 00:13:35.856 - Why? - Because we're gonna stash 00:13:35.857 --> 00:13:37.401 that girl in there. 00:13:39.027 --> 00:13:41.612 That idea took you over an hour to come up with? 00:13:41.613 --> 00:13:43.322 Come on! So, where are we going? 00:13:43.323 --> 00:13:44.323 Your room? 00:13:44.324 --> 00:13:45.824 Uh, yeah, let's do that. 00:13:45.825 --> 00:13:47.368 No one will ever suspect a girl 00:13:47.369 --> 00:13:48.369 to be in my room. 00:13:48.370 --> 00:13:50.204 Hey, that's really sad. 00:13:50.205 --> 00:13:51.623 Don't say stuff like that. 00:13:56.712 --> 00:13:58.797 Mm, bring it back around. 00:14:00.424 --> 00:14:02.300 Bring it back around. 00:14:04.135 --> 00:14:05.345 Oh, shit. 00:14:06.846 --> 00:14:08.598 What's that dumb music? 00:14:08.599 --> 00:14:10.683 Oh, fuck. Stop. 00:14:10.684 --> 00:14:12.685 [Huffy] We'll just go fast. 00:14:12.686 --> 00:14:14.896 Ready? One, two, three. 00:14:16.690 --> 00:14:19.942 Please, God, let me get off on a technicality. 00:14:19.943 --> 00:14:21.527 Oh, man. 00:14:21.528 --> 00:14:24.238 She's so fucking heavy for a girl. 00:14:24.239 --> 00:14:25.322 [groaning] 00:14:25.323 --> 00:14:27.116 She weighs more than groceries. 00:14:27.117 --> 00:14:29.619 - [grunts] - [man] Hey, Limus, 00:14:29.620 --> 00:14:30.828 Leonard, what are you guys doing? 00:14:30.829 --> 00:14:32.455 - Fuck. - Hey, come in here, you two. 00:14:32.456 --> 00:14:34.791 My feet hurt. Is it possible for me not to... 00:14:34.792 --> 00:14:35.874 Boy, you are in my house! 00:14:35.875 --> 00:14:38.086 You get your ass down here now! 00:14:40.004 --> 00:14:41.130 - Ooh. - Hey. 00:14:41.131 --> 00:14:43.215 - Dance party. - Hey, Dad. 00:14:43.216 --> 00:14:45.760 - Don't dance. Stop that. - Okay. Sorry. 00:14:45.761 --> 00:14:48.262 What are you gentlemen doing this evening? 00:14:48.263 --> 00:14:50.264 [together] Uh, nothing. 00:14:50.265 --> 00:14:51.932 Well, something. 00:14:51.933 --> 00:14:54.017 - You smell funny. - Mm-hmm. 00:14:54.018 --> 00:14:55.978 - Yeah. It's been pretty dead. - [Mr. Huffington] Mm-hmm. 00:14:55.979 --> 00:14:57.229 Whatever you brought in my house, 00:14:57.230 --> 00:14:59.940 I want it out by tomorrow, okay? 00:14:59.941 --> 00:15:02.735 - Check. - Yes, sir. 00:15:02.736 --> 00:15:05.112 - See you later. - Bye. 00:15:05.113 --> 00:15:06.781 - [clicks tongue] - No, no, don't touch. 00:15:06.782 --> 00:15:08.407 Okay. 00:15:08.408 --> 00:15:09.867 - That was weird. - Yeah, what was that 00:15:09.868 --> 00:15:10.951 on his jacket? 00:15:10.952 --> 00:15:13.371 - [switch clicks] - [Limus sighs] 00:15:15.874 --> 00:15:17.083 What? 00:15:18.293 --> 00:15:20.210 I w... I was, um... 00:15:20.211 --> 00:15:24.674 calculating how much time we're both gonna do for this. 00:15:24.675 --> 00:15:27.176 Okay, well, she's still unconscious. 00:15:27.177 --> 00:15:29.094 We have a few more hours to formulate a plan 00:15:29.095 --> 00:15:32.348 before she starts to stink, and it'll be fine. 00:15:32.349 --> 00:15:35.100 Because the plan we have going for us is so genius. 00:15:35.101 --> 00:15:37.060 You know what? I would relax, Huffy. 00:15:37.061 --> 00:15:38.562 This is the first time 00:15:38.563 --> 00:15:41.398 you've had a girl in your bed, ever. 00:15:41.399 --> 00:15:42.483 Dead or alive, 00:15:42.484 --> 00:15:44.527 this is a positive step forward. 00:15:44.528 --> 00:15:46.153 - [knock at door] - [mother] Honey? 00:15:46.154 --> 00:15:48.823 Don't you think it's time for Leonard to go home? 00:15:48.824 --> 00:15:50.616 Okay, Mom. 00:15:50.617 --> 00:15:53.410 And I really want you to bathe today. 00:15:53.411 --> 00:15:56.121 Thank you, Mrs. Huffingtons. 00:15:56.122 --> 00:15:59.917 [whispering] Okay, I'm gonna leave you two alone. 00:15:59.918 --> 00:16:01.126 Hey, hey, you come back 00:16:01.127 --> 00:16:02.252 the first thing tomorrow morning 00:16:02.253 --> 00:16:03.629 to help me with her. 00:16:03.630 --> 00:16:05.506 Okay. I have the perfect place to bury her. 00:16:05.507 --> 00:16:06.800 It's my grandma's garden. 00:16:08.385 --> 00:16:10.010 Oh, and dude, you should have sex with her. 00:16:10.011 --> 00:16:11.888 Do whatever you can 00:16:11.889 --> 00:16:13.931 that you know you're never gonna be able to do again, 00:16:13.932 --> 00:16:16.266 like finger her butthole or, like, lick her eyeball. 00:16:16.267 --> 00:16:19.311 I won't tell anyone. Promise. Okay. I was just saying. 00:16:19.312 --> 00:16:21.271 It's one night. You know, adventure time. 00:16:21.272 --> 00:16:22.857 Just knock it out. 00:16:22.858 --> 00:16:25.025 If you need anything, hesitate to call 'cause 00:16:25.026 --> 00:16:26.694 I don't... I don't like it here. 00:16:26.695 --> 00:16:27.904 Hey, Ms. Huffington, 00:16:27.905 --> 00:16:29.823 do you have any sloppy joes left? 00:16:41.167 --> 00:16:42.836 Shit! 00:16:44.128 --> 00:16:45.462 [line ringing] 00:16:45.463 --> 00:16:46.547 [man] Hello, this is Kenny. 00:16:46.548 --> 00:16:47.882 How may I help you? 00:16:47.883 --> 00:16:49.926 [Koontz] Yeah, your robot just beat my ass 00:16:49.927 --> 00:16:51.762 and then ran off into the bushes. 00:16:53.179 --> 00:16:55.765 Oh, yeah. No, that is hysterical. 00:16:55.766 --> 00:16:57.224 This fucking idiot just asked me 00:16:57.225 --> 00:17:01.311 if I touched the sex doll inappropriately. 00:17:01.312 --> 00:17:02.856 Did you? 00:17:05.149 --> 00:17:06.483 Why doesn't Limus 00:17:06.484 --> 00:17:08.110 ever have to spread the Word with us? 00:17:08.111 --> 00:17:10.028 Oh, sweetie, the Lord gave him other challenges. 00:17:10.029 --> 00:17:11.071 - Let's not be late. - Mm-mm. 00:17:11.072 --> 00:17:12.448 Let's go. 00:17:12.449 --> 00:17:13.824 I know how you hate being late, sweetie. 00:17:13.825 --> 00:17:16.243 I don't like being late. 00:17:16.244 --> 00:17:17.787 God doesn't want us to be late, does He? 00:17:17.788 --> 00:17:18.956 Mmm-mm. Mmm-mm. 00:17:36.222 --> 00:17:38.600 [gasping] 00:17:50.403 --> 00:17:51.696 [line ringing] 00:17:57.828 --> 00:18:00.038 [phone ringing] 00:18:03.875 --> 00:18:05.709 - What? - Nard, Nard, Nard. 00:18:05.710 --> 00:18:07.879 - She's not here. - What? 00:18:10.340 --> 00:18:12.300 The dead girl is gone. 00:18:13.677 --> 00:18:15.595 Is there a knife sticking out of your chest? 00:18:16.930 --> 00:18:19.348 - No. - We're fine. Yeah. 00:18:19.349 --> 00:18:20.766 We'll just put some missing posters 00:18:20.767 --> 00:18:22.559 around town looking for a dead zombie. 00:18:22.560 --> 00:18:25.437 - A zombie? - Yeah. 00:18:25.438 --> 00:18:28.024 A naked zombie. [chuckling] 00:18:28.025 --> 00:18:30.567 - Great, Nard, great. - Go throughout your house, 00:18:30.568 --> 00:18:33.445 and I'm gonna take down this tent. 00:18:33.446 --> 00:18:35.699 Yeah, what was that? Oh, I'm breaking up. 00:18:37.158 --> 00:18:39.785 [muttering] 00:18:39.786 --> 00:18:43.707 Good morning, world. 00:18:56.344 --> 00:18:58.054 [doorbell rings] 00:18:58.055 --> 00:18:59.639 [gasping] 00:19:03.601 --> 00:19:04.894 - [knocking] - Who is it? 00:19:04.895 --> 00:19:07.480 [Nard] It's Britney, bitch. 00:19:10.692 --> 00:19:11.902 [whooping] 00:19:16.406 --> 00:19:19.742 [whispering] Hey, where is she? 00:19:19.743 --> 00:19:22.160 [whispering] I think that zombie 00:19:22.161 --> 00:19:23.871 is in the bathroom. 00:19:23.872 --> 00:19:25.331 Okay. 00:19:29.252 --> 00:19:31.253 [exhales sharply] 00:19:31.254 --> 00:19:33.965 Shit. Fuckin' shit. 00:19:35.258 --> 00:19:38.010 Oh, I really think I'm gonna reconsider 00:19:38.011 --> 00:19:39.177 going to church. 00:19:39.178 --> 00:19:42.556 Yeah, well... in a minute or two, 00:19:42.557 --> 00:19:46.226 you're gonna meet your maker, buddy. 00:19:46.227 --> 00:19:48.228 Huff? 00:19:48.229 --> 00:19:50.689 I love you. 00:19:50.690 --> 00:19:53.483 I love you too. 00:19:53.484 --> 00:19:56.194 Now, fire that up. 00:19:56.195 --> 00:19:57.989 - Aah. - [chainsaw not starting] 00:20:00.867 --> 00:20:02.576 [exclaiming] 00:20:02.577 --> 00:20:05.829 Why are you doing this to me? 00:20:05.830 --> 00:20:07.832 - [gasps] - Start praying. 00:20:16.424 --> 00:20:18.300 Oh, you're up. Good morning. 00:20:18.301 --> 00:20:19.886 Would you like to fuck in your room? 00:20:22.680 --> 00:20:24.515 You have protection for that? 00:20:34.233 --> 00:20:35.525 - Huffy? - Huh? 00:20:35.526 --> 00:20:37.527 - Check your pants. - Why? 00:20:37.528 --> 00:20:39.530 Because I know you just came in them. 00:20:43.451 --> 00:20:44.744 Hello. 00:20:46.245 --> 00:20:48.956 So, which one of you wants to fuck me first? 00:20:48.957 --> 00:20:50.666 What? 00:20:50.667 --> 00:20:52.459 - [gasps] - Whoa. Oh. 00:20:52.460 --> 00:20:54.544 Is one of you gonna remove your clothes, 00:20:54.545 --> 00:20:57.255 or would you like me to remove them for you? 00:20:57.256 --> 00:20:59.466 - Huffy, take your clothes off. - Oh, man. 00:20:59.467 --> 00:21:02.845 - Huffy, take your clothes off. - Shut up. We'll get there. 00:21:02.846 --> 00:21:04.848 Come, sit next to me. 00:21:06.850 --> 00:21:10.769 Dude, go over there and fuck her. 00:21:10.770 --> 00:21:12.437 Are you gonna stand there and watch? 00:21:12.438 --> 00:21:13.438 Yeah, of course. 00:21:13.439 --> 00:21:15.357 - Get out, Nard! - Why? 00:21:15.358 --> 00:21:17.609 - You can't watch. - I would let you watch. 00:21:17.610 --> 00:21:20.362 I can't... p-perform with you watching me. 00:21:20.363 --> 00:21:21.738 [snickers] Perform? 00:21:21.739 --> 00:21:23.907 What, do you think this is the Olympics? 00:21:23.908 --> 00:21:26.368 You're like a shotgun, buddy. One pump and you're done. 00:21:26.369 --> 00:21:29.205 - Boom. - Get the fuck out of here. 00:21:29.206 --> 00:21:30.748 [wheezing chuckle] 00:21:33.168 --> 00:21:35.503 What are you, a cartoon dog? 00:21:37.421 --> 00:21:39.173 Asshole. 00:21:39.174 --> 00:21:40.841 [whiny voice] "I'm a human being. 00:21:40.842 --> 00:21:42.592 I'm gonna have sex with a girl. 00:21:42.593 --> 00:21:44.345 Ooh, ooh, ooh." 00:21:46.097 --> 00:21:49.059 You should put that on. You're a little bit naked. 00:21:53.604 --> 00:21:55.438 So... 00:21:55.439 --> 00:21:57.650 how can I please you, my master? 00:22:01.946 --> 00:22:04.447 I'm sensing... 00:22:04.448 --> 00:22:09.328 that you would like something in the face-to-face family. 00:22:10.580 --> 00:22:12.539 Missionary? 00:22:12.540 --> 00:22:15.542 The Victory? The Viennese Oyster? 00:22:15.543 --> 00:22:17.419 No, I'm allergic to shellfish. 00:22:17.420 --> 00:22:20.089 [chuckles] That's adorable. 00:22:20.090 --> 00:22:25.302 How about you just lay down next to me? 00:22:25.303 --> 00:22:29.639 How about you turn me on? 00:22:29.640 --> 00:22:31.141 How about you turn me on? 00:22:31.142 --> 00:22:34.311 Turn me on? [voice slows] Turn me on? 00:22:34.312 --> 00:22:37.607 [electricity crackles] Turn me on? On... 00:22:41.527 --> 00:22:43.946 [exclaiming] 00:22:43.947 --> 00:22:47.158 Oh, God! Fuckin' hurry up. 00:22:54.582 --> 00:22:56.000 Hey. 00:22:58.628 --> 00:23:00.004 You okay? 00:23:02.006 --> 00:23:05.468 - [electronic warbling] - Hello? 00:23:06.552 --> 00:23:09.179 - Nard! - What? Fuck. 00:23:09.180 --> 00:23:11.140 I knew it. She's possessed. What happened? 00:23:11.141 --> 00:23:13.475 I don't know. I didn't even get to kiss her. 00:23:13.476 --> 00:23:14.769 What? 00:23:16.562 --> 00:23:19.439 Ugh. Well, you really fucked up this time, man. 00:23:19.440 --> 00:23:22.151 I don't know what happened. She's not, um... 00:23:22.152 --> 00:23:26.363 - Alive? - No, she's not... real. 00:23:26.364 --> 00:23:28.158 What? 00:23:29.242 --> 00:23:30.827 She's fake. 00:23:38.668 --> 00:23:40.502 Holy shit. 00:23:40.503 --> 00:23:43.965 Huffy, she's a fuckin' robot. 00:23:47.010 --> 00:23:49.136 I'm a little hungover today. 00:23:49.137 --> 00:23:51.721 And you're stupid. 00:23:51.722 --> 00:23:53.098 So, are you telling me 00:23:53.099 --> 00:23:55.475 that 500,000 bucks just wandered off 00:23:55.476 --> 00:23:57.144 into the woods? 00:23:57.145 --> 00:23:59.771 No one's going to find her, senator, 00:23:59.772 --> 00:24:02.192 let alone... touch her. 00:24:04.610 --> 00:24:06.403 Let me rephrase that, senator. 00:24:06.404 --> 00:24:09.823 If anyone does find her and plugs her in, 00:24:09.824 --> 00:24:11.616 we will know. 00:24:11.617 --> 00:24:13.202 The entire company is on alert. 00:24:13.203 --> 00:24:15.704 Look, I'm not a bad guy. I don't enjoy killing. 00:24:15.705 --> 00:24:18.290 Sometimes, sure, but usually it upsets me. 00:24:18.291 --> 00:24:20.167 I don't want to... I don't wanna kill you. 00:24:20.168 --> 00:24:23.795 So, why don't we avoid all that and, you know... 00:24:23.796 --> 00:24:25.172 find her, please? 00:24:25.173 --> 00:24:26.589 Find her. Hmm? 00:24:26.590 --> 00:24:28.466 Yes, senator, yes. 00:24:28.467 --> 00:24:29.801 [chuckles] 00:24:29.802 --> 00:24:32.054 I'm pretty sure the meeting is over. 00:24:32.055 --> 00:24:34.349 How about you? 00:24:38.686 --> 00:24:41.063 Golly. Caroline, I'm ready for a drink. 00:24:41.064 --> 00:24:45.025 And none of your bullshit shot-and-a-half drinks, huh? 00:24:45.026 --> 00:24:48.111 [Huffy] I-I don't know, Nard. It's all I could grab. 00:24:48.112 --> 00:24:49.738 The label said "The Faith Hill Collection." 00:24:49.739 --> 00:24:52.366 Yeah, well, it really says Salvation Army. 00:24:52.367 --> 00:24:53.825 Shut up. 00:24:53.826 --> 00:24:56.161 All right, they're my mom's clothes. 00:24:56.162 --> 00:24:58.080 If I knew how to dress girls, I wouldn't be into them. 00:24:58.081 --> 00:24:59.164 [sighs] 00:24:59.165 --> 00:25:02.000 Mom jeans are mom jeans, Huffy. 00:25:02.001 --> 00:25:04.669 You've put ketchup on filet mignon. 00:25:04.670 --> 00:25:05.922 Bravo. 00:25:07.757 --> 00:25:10.467 [man] Ladies, do you wanna see my personal favorite? 00:25:10.468 --> 00:25:12.844 This is a real cave dweller. 00:25:12.845 --> 00:25:14.888 Okay? 00:25:14.889 --> 00:25:16.348 It's similar to Peter the Great, 00:25:16.349 --> 00:25:20.018 the one that I showed you before, right? 00:25:20.019 --> 00:25:22.020 They only differ in girth. 00:25:22.021 --> 00:25:24.564 And I do have a pair with adjustable testicles 00:25:24.565 --> 00:25:25.774 for that. 00:25:25.775 --> 00:25:27.485 And the double dicks, they pull apart. 00:25:31.239 --> 00:25:33.031 - Fuck. - Oh, my. 00:25:33.032 --> 00:25:35.909 - Yeah. So, you can... - Boom, boom. Ba... 00:25:35.910 --> 00:25:38.287 - Oh, sorry, ma'am. - Get out of here now, Nard. 00:25:38.288 --> 00:25:40.414 Dude, I promise I won't sell my mom's dildo to you again. 00:25:40.415 --> 00:25:41.790 - Get out of here now, Nard. - Ew, ew. 00:25:41.791 --> 00:25:43.666 - Ladies, ladies... - Oh, Mrs. Williams. 00:25:43.667 --> 00:25:45.335 - Dude, this is Jack's mom. - No, no, no, ladies. 00:25:45.336 --> 00:25:47.129 These are not refurbished sex toys. 00:25:47.130 --> 00:25:48.297 - [Huffy] Mrs. Williams? - Ladies... 00:25:48.298 --> 00:25:50.173 That's Jack's mom, dude. 00:25:50.174 --> 00:25:52.592 Oh, whoa, dude. Oh, okay. 00:25:52.593 --> 00:25:54.094 - Before you cut off... - Get off of me. 00:25:54.095 --> 00:25:55.345 There's something we found 00:25:55.346 --> 00:25:56.846 that you might wanna take a look at. 00:25:56.847 --> 00:25:58.223 We're here for a good cause. 00:25:58.224 --> 00:25:59.809 It'll blow your mind. 00:26:10.361 --> 00:26:12.112 Okay, did I hear you correctly? 00:26:12.113 --> 00:26:13.863 You hit her with your car... 00:26:13.864 --> 00:26:15.615 you brought her to your home, 00:26:15.616 --> 00:26:18.243 and all she just wanted to do was start fucking both of you. 00:26:18.244 --> 00:26:19.995 Yeah. I swear. 00:26:19.996 --> 00:26:21.579 Yeah, that's exactly what happened. 00:26:21.580 --> 00:26:23.748 And your problem is... what? 00:26:23.749 --> 00:26:26.293 I turned her off before I even got to kiss her. 00:26:26.294 --> 00:26:29.754 Yeah. Yeah, that face, that face. 00:26:29.755 --> 00:26:32.257 It'd turn anyone off. 00:26:32.258 --> 00:26:33.717 Ooh! 00:26:35.386 --> 00:26:37.137 - Oh, my gosh. - [Nard] Yeah, okay. 00:26:37.138 --> 00:26:38.805 Ben, you don't have to go under the hood. 00:26:38.806 --> 00:26:41.309 Relax. I'm looking for her ignition. 00:26:43.978 --> 00:26:45.938 Got to be a way to turn this baby on. 00:26:49.650 --> 00:26:50.860 Oh. 00:26:54.780 --> 00:26:55.990 Wi-Fi. 00:26:57.616 --> 00:27:00.369 - Wi-Fi. - [chuckles] 00:27:00.370 --> 00:27:03.581 Of course. Wi-Fi. 00:27:04.874 --> 00:27:06.042 Wi-Five. 00:27:12.423 --> 00:27:14.132 Congratulations. 00:27:14.133 --> 00:27:15.842 You boys are the proud owners 00:27:15.843 --> 00:27:19.971 of a state-of-the-art, full-fledged fucking machine. 00:27:19.972 --> 00:27:22.182 [Nard] Oh, shit! 00:27:22.183 --> 00:27:25.561 Ho-ho-ho. Boa constrictor of love. 00:27:25.562 --> 00:27:26.728 Woo-hoo! 00:27:26.729 --> 00:27:28.313 Hey, I hope you two love to read, 00:27:28.314 --> 00:27:30.106 because this hot babe comes with her own bible. 00:27:30.107 --> 00:27:32.067 What? Close your legs. 00:27:32.068 --> 00:27:34.027 I didn't know you were so religious. 00:27:34.028 --> 00:27:35.111 [Nard laughing] 00:27:35.112 --> 00:27:36.572 [Koontz] Okay. 00:27:36.573 --> 00:27:39.115 So much for crawling up and dying in the woods. 00:27:39.116 --> 00:27:40.950 - [Frazier] They found her? - Yeah. 00:27:40.951 --> 00:27:42.744 A one Benjamin Benedict 00:27:42.745 --> 00:27:44.829 is about to get a visit from us. 00:27:44.830 --> 00:27:48.084 He's the owner of the Save On Sex. 00:27:50.711 --> 00:27:54.047 How do you save on sex? 00:27:54.048 --> 00:27:56.133 You get married. 00:27:58.177 --> 00:28:00.053 [Huffy] "The Hot Bot is a learning computer. 00:28:00.054 --> 00:28:04.099 The more she learns and loves, the more human she becomes. 00:28:04.100 --> 00:28:05.308 Treat the Hot Bot the way 00:28:05.309 --> 00:28:07.018 you ultimately want to be treated. 00:28:07.019 --> 00:28:09.145 The more you give, the more you get." 00:28:09.146 --> 00:28:10.522 - Hmm. - Nard, she's, like, 00:28:10.523 --> 00:28:12.441 super sensitive to any incoming data. 00:28:12.442 --> 00:28:14.150 She'll do exactly what we want. 00:28:14.151 --> 00:28:15.694 That's good. 00:28:17.363 --> 00:28:19.239 "She will begin to process original thoughts 00:28:19.240 --> 00:28:21.116 with what she experiences. 00:28:21.117 --> 00:28:22.784 She will form her own opinions." 00:28:22.785 --> 00:28:23.952 Okay, that actually sucks, 00:28:23.953 --> 00:28:25.328 because the second she finds out 00:28:25.329 --> 00:28:26.580 who we really are, 00:28:26.581 --> 00:28:28.748 she is not gonna wanna sleep with us. 00:28:28.749 --> 00:28:31.042 Holy rosy palms. 00:28:31.043 --> 00:28:32.752 "All major credit cards accepted." 00:28:32.753 --> 00:28:34.337 Huffy, give me your credit card. 00:28:34.338 --> 00:28:35.964 - Give me your credit card. - No. No way. 00:28:35.965 --> 00:28:37.048 My dad was very clear 00:28:37.049 --> 00:28:38.300 when he gave me the credit card. 00:28:38.301 --> 00:28:40.009 - It is for an emergency only. - Huffy, 00:28:40.010 --> 00:28:44.013 think about your virginity as an emergency. 00:28:44.014 --> 00:28:46.099 - I do. - Then let's lose it. 00:28:46.100 --> 00:28:48.768 Huffy, credit card. 00:28:48.769 --> 00:28:50.479 - Put that thing in. - Slide it. 00:28:50.480 --> 00:28:52.063 - Where? - Between her lips. 00:28:52.064 --> 00:28:53.607 - Ooh, pussy lips? - Please be quiet. 00:28:53.608 --> 00:28:55.484 - Okay. - Slide it. 00:28:55.485 --> 00:28:57.819 - Just like that? - Yes, yes. 00:28:57.820 --> 00:29:00.156 [electronic warbling] 00:29:02.700 --> 00:29:04.742 I don't wanna kill the moment, 00:29:04.743 --> 00:29:08.746 but what's your expiration date? 00:29:08.747 --> 00:29:11.500 June of 2017. 00:29:11.501 --> 00:29:13.252 06/17 accepted. 00:29:14.629 --> 00:29:17.590 - [laughing] - [exclaiming] 00:30:00.299 --> 00:30:02.551 Oh, boys, I'm all for joyriding, 00:30:02.552 --> 00:30:03.926 but we've passed a Radisson, 00:30:03.927 --> 00:30:06.304 a Motel 6, and an Extended Stay. 00:30:06.305 --> 00:30:07.764 There's a Holiday Inn coming up 00:30:07.765 --> 00:30:09.725 on your right, 0.6 miles. 00:30:09.726 --> 00:30:13.019 $64 includes a free continental breakfast 00:30:13.020 --> 00:30:15.021 - and Wi-Fi. - Wow. 00:30:15.022 --> 00:30:16.732 - Navigation. - Yeah. 00:30:16.733 --> 00:30:18.568 She's looking for a place to hump. 00:30:20.277 --> 00:30:21.986 [Huffy] It's longer than the regular Bible. 00:30:21.987 --> 00:30:23.405 That's 'cause it's more important 00:30:23.406 --> 00:30:25.532 than the regular Bible. 00:30:25.533 --> 00:30:27.534 - We have to read it. - Yeah, I know. 00:30:27.535 --> 00:30:29.452 - You take half. - Okay. 00:30:29.453 --> 00:30:30.413 Read it tonight. 00:30:30.414 --> 00:30:31.663 I will probably be 00:30:31.664 --> 00:30:33.665 a little bit too busy to read my half. 00:30:33.666 --> 00:30:35.375 I hope you are, my friend of friends. 00:30:35.376 --> 00:30:36.586 [chuckles] 00:30:38.837 --> 00:30:40.589 Thanks for the ride, Nard. 00:30:40.590 --> 00:30:43.550 - You're welcome, Tard. - Gonna be with my lady now. 00:30:43.551 --> 00:30:45.135 All right, cool. 00:30:46.887 --> 00:30:48.846 Can't wait to see you Tuesday. 00:30:48.847 --> 00:30:50.808 Study up, stud. 00:30:52.268 --> 00:30:54.644 - To know me is to fuck me. - Ooh. 00:30:54.645 --> 00:30:57.397 That's something a robot would say... 00:30:57.398 --> 00:30:59.567 who wants to get fucked. 00:31:03.904 --> 00:31:06.698 May I join the network Huffington House? 00:31:06.699 --> 00:31:08.157 Wi-Fi. 00:31:08.158 --> 00:31:10.910 - Yeah. - Password? 00:31:10.911 --> 00:31:13.496 "Jesus love you," all caps. 00:31:13.497 --> 00:31:16.040 I need to freshen up. 00:31:16.041 --> 00:31:19.127 Is there a mode where we take our time? 00:31:19.128 --> 00:31:20.630 Slow dance? 00:31:26.051 --> 00:31:28.637 [electronic warbling] 00:31:28.638 --> 00:31:30.931 [romantic music plays on stereo] 00:31:44.320 --> 00:31:45.822 You're nervous. 00:31:47.114 --> 00:31:49.699 - Slightly. - Don't be. 00:31:49.700 --> 00:31:53.036 Nothing will happen unless you want it to. 00:31:56.707 --> 00:31:59.083 [doorbell rings] 00:31:59.084 --> 00:32:00.377 [needle scratches record] 00:32:02.505 --> 00:32:04.006 Hey, pizza. 00:32:05.174 --> 00:32:06.842 I didn't order a pizza. 00:32:06.843 --> 00:32:08.803 I took care of it. 00:32:17.269 --> 00:32:18.854 Limus? 00:32:18.855 --> 00:32:22.315 Oh. You have company. 00:32:22.316 --> 00:32:24.484 Who do we have here? 00:32:24.485 --> 00:32:26.528 - A friend. - A friend? 00:32:26.529 --> 00:32:30.365 Does your friend have a name? 00:32:30.366 --> 00:32:33.409 - No. - Well, that's very exotic. 00:32:33.410 --> 00:32:35.286 Is it Chinese? What does "no" mean? 00:32:35.287 --> 00:32:38.581 - No means no. - I like you already. 00:32:38.582 --> 00:32:40.458 Limus, do you understand our rule 00:32:40.459 --> 00:32:42.251 about having no girls in your room? 00:32:42.252 --> 00:32:44.379 Mom, please. You're being a cock block. 00:32:44.380 --> 00:32:46.964 Limus, for heaven sakes. What did you just say to me? 00:32:46.965 --> 00:32:49.217 He's implying that you're preventing his penis 00:32:49.218 --> 00:32:51.511 from entering my vagina. 00:32:51.512 --> 00:32:52.804 Well, thank you for breaking down 00:32:52.805 --> 00:32:54.972 "cock block" for me. Come here. 00:32:54.973 --> 00:32:56.140 Are you kidding me? 00:32:56.141 --> 00:32:57.225 You just said cock block to me? 00:32:57.226 --> 00:32:58.728 Are you out of your mind? 00:33:00.897 --> 00:33:02.356 Come on. 00:33:06.068 --> 00:33:10.363 It's like our house, but a little bit smaller. 00:33:10.364 --> 00:33:13.032 I can hide you in here. 00:33:13.033 --> 00:33:16.912 There's extra Rainbow Brite blankets 00:33:16.913 --> 00:33:21.082 and a Care Bear pillow right there. 00:33:21.083 --> 00:33:24.669 Nice. Is everything in here tiny? 00:33:24.670 --> 00:33:29.006 No, not everything in here is tiny. 00:33:29.007 --> 00:33:32.009 Is there a medical condition I should be aware of? 00:33:32.010 --> 00:33:34.804 Asthma. I have asthma. 00:33:34.805 --> 00:33:37.807 Your blood pressure is 170 over 60. 00:33:37.808 --> 00:33:40.936 Breathe. Let's redirect your blood flow. 00:33:40.937 --> 00:33:43.104 I'm trying, but if my dad finds out 00:33:43.105 --> 00:33:46.566 that I'm playing around in my sister's playhouse, 00:33:46.567 --> 00:33:49.485 he'll build me a doghouse to live in in the backyard. 00:33:49.486 --> 00:33:51.696 - Doggy style it is, then. - Oh. 00:33:51.697 --> 00:33:55.408 Limus! Suppertime. 00:33:55.409 --> 00:33:56.910 Come and get it. 00:33:56.911 --> 00:33:58.077 [whispering] I have to go. 00:33:58.078 --> 00:34:00.663 Take... Take this. 00:34:00.664 --> 00:34:02.874 We'll call it the Huffy Hotline. 00:34:02.875 --> 00:34:06.043 And I have the other one, and if you need anything, 00:34:06.044 --> 00:34:08.296 call me and I'll be right back. 00:34:08.297 --> 00:34:10.299 I'm gonna go. 00:34:33.781 --> 00:34:37.158 What, are you going to get a snack, son? 00:34:37.159 --> 00:34:39.201 Wow, that is the strangest thing. 00:34:39.202 --> 00:34:40.996 I woke up in the stairwell. 00:34:40.997 --> 00:34:42.497 Boy, you got three to get your ass up here. 00:34:42.498 --> 00:34:43.623 - Thank God you found me. - One... 00:34:43.624 --> 00:34:46.002 - I could have fallen. - Two... 00:35:17.741 --> 00:35:19.409 Good morning. 00:35:21.787 --> 00:35:23.913 I have to go to school. 00:35:23.914 --> 00:35:28.085 I will be back at 3:15 p.m. 00:35:29.045 --> 00:35:31.796 Stay here. 00:35:31.797 --> 00:35:33.007 Don't leave. 00:35:57.239 --> 00:35:59.866 Are you sure this is the right address? 00:35:59.867 --> 00:36:01.409 It's what tech support gave me. 00:36:01.410 --> 00:36:02.952 1289 Sparrow Way. 00:36:02.953 --> 00:36:05.121 No, no, I think it's the wrong address, man. 00:36:05.122 --> 00:36:09.208 There's no sex shop here. This is a strip mall. 00:36:09.209 --> 00:36:11.253 Goddamn it, Gandhi. 00:36:15.841 --> 00:36:17.926 - Hey. Snuff-a-huffagus. - Shh, shh, shh. 00:36:17.927 --> 00:36:20.344 I'm trying to balance the pH. 00:36:20.345 --> 00:36:22.972 - I'm simulating the house pool. - Well, now you don't have to. 00:36:22.973 --> 00:36:25.141 Huffy, look at this, dude. 00:36:25.142 --> 00:36:26.434 This is a real concern. 00:36:26.435 --> 00:36:28.103 Now you put my chlorine levels all off. 00:36:28.104 --> 00:36:29.771 - Oh, no. - Shh, shh, shh. 00:36:29.772 --> 00:36:31.147 Stuff you'll never use in the real world. 00:36:31.148 --> 00:36:33.067 [man] Mr. Stupenski. 00:36:34.777 --> 00:36:36.861 - Mr. Stupenski. - Yes, sir. 00:36:36.862 --> 00:36:39.488 Would you like to share with the rest of the class 00:36:39.489 --> 00:36:41.240 the material that seems 00:36:41.241 --> 00:36:44.035 to have your undivided attention? 00:36:44.036 --> 00:36:45.870 I am just reading 00:36:45.871 --> 00:36:48.748 about how a synthetic vagina functions. 00:36:48.749 --> 00:36:50.207 Interesting. 00:36:50.208 --> 00:36:53.502 Oh, please, please, go on. Enlighten the class. 00:36:53.503 --> 00:36:55.254 Okay. Uh, yeah, sure. 00:36:55.255 --> 00:36:58.133 My concern is the moisture levels 00:36:58.134 --> 00:37:00.093 when dealing with a plastic pussy. 00:37:00.094 --> 00:37:03.304 Now, although there are reserves 00:37:03.305 --> 00:37:07.058 for lubrication such as Astroglide, 00:37:07.059 --> 00:37:09.560 you know, other lubrications like that, 00:37:09.561 --> 00:37:13.272 I still feel like there might be the possibility 00:37:13.273 --> 00:37:15.108 that you have to replace a cartridge 00:37:15.109 --> 00:37:16.818 or, you know, something along those lines, 00:37:16.819 --> 00:37:18.235 so if you stick your penis... 00:37:18.236 --> 00:37:19.779 Okay, gentlemen, 00:37:19.780 --> 00:37:21.864 let's continue this little debate 00:37:21.865 --> 00:37:23.158 with Principal Burns. 00:37:23.159 --> 00:37:24.868 Hmm? 00:37:38.256 --> 00:37:39.590 - Hi. - Hi. 00:37:39.591 --> 00:37:41.050 I was just in the neighborhood 00:37:41.051 --> 00:37:43.469 and would love to talk to you about Jesus. 00:37:43.470 --> 00:37:45.848 Have you considered letting the Lord inside? 00:37:49.893 --> 00:37:51.853 Yes, I know it's personal information 00:37:51.854 --> 00:37:54.731 because it's my personal information. 00:37:57.901 --> 00:37:59.568 I don't think you understand what I'm saying. 00:37:59.569 --> 00:38:02.489 - Hey, hey, hey. - Okay? I need the... 00:38:08.537 --> 00:38:11.372 Do you see what I'm seeing? 00:38:11.373 --> 00:38:13.250 Yes, I do. 00:38:20.174 --> 00:38:24.552 If you bring X-rated material onto my campus again, 00:38:24.553 --> 00:38:26.929 it won't be paper 00:38:26.930 --> 00:38:28.848 you're putting into that shredder. 00:38:28.849 --> 00:38:32.143 It already kind of feels like that. 00:38:32.144 --> 00:38:33.562 What's the vagina? 00:38:37.107 --> 00:38:38.858 Hello, welcome to Electric Beach. 00:38:38.859 --> 00:38:41.110 Do you guys need a tan? 00:38:41.111 --> 00:38:43.155 He does. 00:38:50.120 --> 00:38:52.705 I stay on the right side, you stay on the left. 00:38:52.706 --> 00:38:55.250 [girl] Oh, Lord, I love this book. 00:38:55.251 --> 00:38:59.503 It has so many good stories. It's a must-read. 00:38:59.504 --> 00:39:01.714 The Bible is God's cookbook. 00:39:01.715 --> 00:39:04.009 He gives you the recipes for life. 00:39:06.220 --> 00:39:07.511 What kind of recipes? 00:39:07.512 --> 00:39:09.471 Like, "I ain't cookin' for no man 00:39:09.472 --> 00:39:12.308 till he puts a ring on it." 00:39:12.309 --> 00:39:15.186 [shouts] 00:39:15.187 --> 00:39:16.979 Bro, do not pull my hair. 00:39:16.980 --> 00:39:18.606 There's rules to roughing me up. 00:39:18.607 --> 00:39:20.275 Yeah, where's the bot? 00:39:20.276 --> 00:39:22.152 I don't know what you're talking about. 00:39:24.238 --> 00:39:26.114 That's not the answer I was looking for. 00:39:26.115 --> 00:39:27.364 Isn't that what everyone says? 00:39:27.365 --> 00:39:28.657 Listen up, cool ranch. 00:39:28.658 --> 00:39:30.451 Between the hardware and the software, 00:39:30.452 --> 00:39:32.287 you've got close to 300 grand of ours. 00:39:32.288 --> 00:39:34.705 I don't know where she is, I swear. 00:39:34.706 --> 00:39:38.293 Well, I see there's a lot of things around here 00:39:38.294 --> 00:39:40.711 - to prod your memory. - [groaning] 00:39:40.712 --> 00:39:45.341 We wouldn't want you to, you know, choke on a cock. 00:39:45.342 --> 00:39:48.303 I just don't think he understands me. 00:39:48.304 --> 00:39:49.596 Men. 00:39:52.015 --> 00:39:53.432 Oh, shit. 00:39:53.433 --> 00:39:56.352 You and I need to have a serious discussion. 00:39:56.353 --> 00:39:58.104 Okay. We can go make out and talk. 00:39:58.105 --> 00:40:00.064 About our relationship. 00:40:00.065 --> 00:40:01.732 Okay, somebody pressed the wrong button. 00:40:01.733 --> 00:40:02.817 Shaqobi, what are you doing? 00:40:02.818 --> 00:40:04.735 Nothing. Just playing. 00:40:04.736 --> 00:40:06.362 Okay. 00:40:06.363 --> 00:40:09.532 Out. Shaqobi, out, out, out. 00:40:12.077 --> 00:40:13.161 [sighs] 00:40:13.162 --> 00:40:15.454 Hey, there. 00:40:15.455 --> 00:40:18.207 So, what's up? 00:40:18.208 --> 00:40:19.541 What's wrong, she was in my playhouse 00:40:19.542 --> 00:40:20.918 when I got home. 00:40:20.919 --> 00:40:23.045 Tell me everything you said to her, Shaqobi. 00:40:23.046 --> 00:40:26.341 - I'm not telling you anything. - Please? 00:40:26.342 --> 00:40:28.135 Sex is sacred. 00:40:30.262 --> 00:40:34.556 Okay, well, sex is actually supposed to be fun. 00:40:34.557 --> 00:40:36.267 And do you remember when we all met 00:40:36.268 --> 00:40:39.020 and you were like, "Oh, let's all have sex," 00:40:39.021 --> 00:40:40.229 and then we all agreed? 00:40:40.230 --> 00:40:42.023 Let's go back to that, please. 00:40:42.024 --> 00:40:44.608 Fornication is not in the game of life. 00:40:44.609 --> 00:40:45.901 Mm, the fornication 00:40:45.902 --> 00:40:47.945 is the only game in life, sweetie. 00:40:47.946 --> 00:40:52.325 So, let's get rid of this and this 00:40:52.326 --> 00:40:54.827 - and definitely... - Fornication... 00:40:54.828 --> 00:40:56.578 Definitely get rid of this. 00:40:56.579 --> 00:40:59.874 And you stay here, 'cause we're gonna fix you. 00:40:59.875 --> 00:41:02.584 Shaqobi, please. 00:41:02.585 --> 00:41:06.047 That's fan-fucking-tastic, 'cause, uh, 00:41:06.048 --> 00:41:09.800 church lady in there is talking about Jesus 00:41:09.801 --> 00:41:11.386 and said that she played church 00:41:11.387 --> 00:41:13.095 for the last three hours! 00:41:13.096 --> 00:41:16.098 You put a virus in what I love. 00:41:16.099 --> 00:41:17.308 If you don't tell me 00:41:17.309 --> 00:41:19.727 exactly what you said to Bardot, 00:41:19.728 --> 00:41:20.978 I am going to cut you, 00:41:20.979 --> 00:41:23.439 bleed you, put you in a blender, 00:41:23.440 --> 00:41:25.024 and then dump you down the toilet 00:41:25.025 --> 00:41:27.193 so you can swim with the fishes, okay? 00:41:27.194 --> 00:41:28.861 - I'm not kidding. - No! 00:41:28.862 --> 00:41:30.571 - Run! Run, Shaqobi! - No! No! 00:41:30.572 --> 00:41:31.739 That was not the answer. 00:41:31.740 --> 00:41:33.699 That was not the correct answer. 00:41:33.700 --> 00:41:35.243 - Don't hide in the dryer. - I will eat you alive! 00:41:35.244 --> 00:41:36.411 Don't hide in the dryer again. 00:41:36.412 --> 00:41:38.371 I will eat you alive! 00:41:38.372 --> 00:41:40.622 - [screams] - I can reprogram her. 00:41:40.623 --> 00:41:43.125 - Let me reprogram her. - You'd better! 00:41:43.126 --> 00:41:47.588 Or I will reprogram my hit fist into your face! 00:41:47.589 --> 00:41:50.174 Don't run away from me. 00:41:50.175 --> 00:41:51.300 Do you believe 00:41:51.301 --> 00:41:54.220 in the sacred bond of marriage? 00:41:54.221 --> 00:41:55.763 I forgot how to breathe. 00:41:55.764 --> 00:41:56.931 Why do you need to look at Nard... 00:41:56.932 --> 00:41:58.182 Everything. I hate everything. 00:41:58.183 --> 00:42:00.184 ...when I ask you that question? 00:42:00.185 --> 00:42:02.644 I'm trying to figure out where that question came from. 00:42:02.645 --> 00:42:04.772 Do you not like what you see? 00:42:04.773 --> 00:42:07.316 No, I like it. 00:42:07.317 --> 00:42:08.984 If you liked it, 00:42:08.985 --> 00:42:11.738 then you should've put a ring on it. 00:42:12.739 --> 00:42:14.241 I gotta go. 00:42:16.910 --> 00:42:21.414 See, the thing about that girl in Deep Throat 00:42:21.415 --> 00:42:24.417 is that she had a clit in the back of her throat. 00:42:24.418 --> 00:42:25.960 Yeah. 00:42:25.961 --> 00:42:28.296 Think that's why Nixon got impeached? 00:42:28.297 --> 00:42:30.714 Is that why they called him Tricky Dick? 00:42:30.715 --> 00:42:32.758 [chuckling] 00:42:32.759 --> 00:42:34.551 Open up. 00:42:34.552 --> 00:42:36.053 - Open up. - [gagging] 00:42:36.054 --> 00:42:38.806 - There we go. Yeah. - [screaming] 00:42:38.807 --> 00:42:40.724 Do you remember where she is now? 00:42:40.725 --> 00:42:43.852 - Yes, you do? Okay. - Ah! 00:42:43.853 --> 00:42:45.647 How'd you like that? 00:42:48.191 --> 00:42:50.067 - Where is she? - Fuck off. 00:42:50.068 --> 00:42:51.527 Okay. 00:42:51.528 --> 00:42:54.113 No, no. Limus Huffington. Limus Huffington. 00:42:54.114 --> 00:42:56.449 - Limus Huffington? Okay. - Limus Huffington, yeah. Yeah. 00:42:56.450 --> 00:42:58.200 - Limus Huffington? - Put it in there. 00:42:58.201 --> 00:43:00.035 No, I told you, I told you! 00:43:00.036 --> 00:43:02.289 [screaming] 00:43:04.874 --> 00:43:09.211 Yeah. We need all information on a Limus Huffington. 00:43:09.212 --> 00:43:11.631 Mm-hmm. Everything. 00:43:16.052 --> 00:43:17.470 [Nard] Honestly, you shouldn't buy her 00:43:17.471 --> 00:43:18.595 a diamond ring. 00:43:18.596 --> 00:43:20.389 It encourages terrible behavior. 00:43:20.390 --> 00:43:21.932 I think if I get her a ring, 00:43:21.933 --> 00:43:23.351 she'll think it's okay to have sex with me. 00:43:23.352 --> 00:43:24.726 I don't think it will ever be okay 00:43:24.727 --> 00:43:26.104 to have sex with you, okay? 00:43:27.772 --> 00:43:29.731 [Huffy] Could I get a pretzel... 00:43:29.732 --> 00:43:31.066 [Nard] Two pretzels. 00:43:31.067 --> 00:43:33.569 - A birthday cake... - And a blue thing. 00:43:33.570 --> 00:43:35.779 - Birthday cake. - Blue thing. 00:43:35.780 --> 00:43:37.448 Yeah, the two blue things. 00:43:37.449 --> 00:43:39.700 Oh, shit. 00:43:39.701 --> 00:43:40.784 What... 00:43:40.785 --> 00:43:41.994 You... 00:43:41.995 --> 00:43:43.996 Are you... 00:43:43.997 --> 00:43:45.164 [exclaims] 00:43:45.165 --> 00:43:46.582 What? 00:43:46.583 --> 00:43:48.750 Tell me this is a hooker doing community service. 00:43:48.751 --> 00:43:51.546 This is... Where'd you come from, girl? 00:43:51.547 --> 00:43:54.340 Hey, Limus. 00:43:54.341 --> 00:43:56.425 - What are you doing? - Hey. Hi. 00:43:56.426 --> 00:43:58.760 Where's Rodney? 00:43:58.761 --> 00:44:00.597 I don't know. Playing basketball somewhere. 00:44:02.140 --> 00:44:03.599 [Nard] Fuck. 00:44:03.600 --> 00:44:05.519 Rodney's playing with Bardot. 00:44:09.647 --> 00:44:12.358 Are you their babysitter? Is that how this works? 00:44:12.359 --> 00:44:15.069 If they play nice, do you fuck them, or... 00:44:15.070 --> 00:44:17.572 "The body is not meant for immorality, 00:44:17.573 --> 00:44:20.032 but for the Lord and the Lord for the body." 00:44:20.033 --> 00:44:22.159 - Corinthians 6:13. - Pardon me. 00:44:22.160 --> 00:44:23.536 She's ours, Rodney. 00:44:23.537 --> 00:44:26.163 Dude, calm down, man. You gotta just... 00:44:26.164 --> 00:44:27.956 This guy is high-strung as a motherfucker. 00:44:27.957 --> 00:44:28.999 Am I wrong? 00:44:29.000 --> 00:44:30.418 She's ours, you fucktard. 00:44:30.419 --> 00:44:32.669 Nah, no, don't think so, homies. 00:44:32.670 --> 00:44:34.589 Why does your fucking hand smell like asshole? 00:44:34.590 --> 00:44:36.090 I'm talking to your babysitter. 00:44:36.091 --> 00:44:37.592 Listen, sweetie, I got a party this weekend. 00:44:37.593 --> 00:44:38.967 I want you to come. 00:44:38.968 --> 00:44:40.761 It's gonna be a fucking rage brigade. 00:44:40.762 --> 00:44:42.430 You can sip on some Jesus juice 00:44:42.431 --> 00:44:44.390 with us. Here's what I'm gonna do. 00:44:44.391 --> 00:44:45.849 I'm gonna give you my card here. 00:44:45.850 --> 00:44:48.644 I got a little invitation for you. 00:44:48.645 --> 00:44:51.146 You know what I'm sayin'? 00:44:51.147 --> 00:44:53.023 You call me when you wanna get wet. 00:44:53.024 --> 00:44:54.775 All right? 00:44:54.776 --> 00:44:56.069 I'll see you boys. 00:44:58.363 --> 00:45:01.282 Two years. Two years, and that guy peaks. 00:45:01.283 --> 00:45:02.617 Two years. 00:45:02.618 --> 00:45:04.701 He's trying to tell you that his penis 00:45:04.702 --> 00:45:06.328 is 15 inches long? 00:45:06.329 --> 00:45:08.457 It's fucking six inches, max. 00:45:09.832 --> 00:45:12.042 He's bad. You stay away from him. 00:45:12.043 --> 00:45:14.169 If you believe in God, 00:45:14.170 --> 00:45:17.005 - he's the devil. - [phone ringing] 00:45:17.006 --> 00:45:19.758 - Hey, it's Benny. - [both] Benny. 00:45:19.759 --> 00:45:22.261 All right, they want their property back. 00:45:22.262 --> 00:45:23.596 What are you talking about? 00:45:23.597 --> 00:45:25.180 I was just totally mouth-raped by the FBI 00:45:25.181 --> 00:45:26.641 because they thought I had Bardot. 00:45:26.642 --> 00:45:29.310 No one's after Bardot, you dumb weirdo. 00:45:29.311 --> 00:45:30.811 I'm fucking serious! 00:45:30.812 --> 00:45:32.187 What do you mean? 00:45:32.188 --> 00:45:33.772 I told them you guys have Bardot, 00:45:33.773 --> 00:45:36.108 so you boners better bail if you wanna keep her. 00:45:36.109 --> 00:45:39.528 Okay, well, do you know what they look like? 00:45:39.529 --> 00:45:41.196 Like two guys that wanna remove 00:45:41.197 --> 00:45:42.281 your remaining testicle 00:45:42.282 --> 00:45:44.617 with a pair of pruning shears. 00:45:44.618 --> 00:45:47.496 - Oh, sh... - [tires screeching] 00:46:15.482 --> 00:46:17.232 [Nard] Bardot, I realize 00:46:17.233 --> 00:46:18.609 that you're trying to get into heaven, 00:46:18.610 --> 00:46:19.776 but I could really use 00:46:19.777 --> 00:46:21.362 some directional help right now. 00:46:21.363 --> 00:46:22.655 I thought you'd never ask. Go left. 00:46:22.656 --> 00:46:23.948 - When? - Now. 00:46:30.038 --> 00:46:33.499 In 0.1 miles, make a sharp right. 00:46:33.500 --> 00:46:35.793 Bardot, there is no right. What are you talking about? 00:46:37.713 --> 00:46:39.963 I didn't get the latest download. 00:46:39.964 --> 00:46:41.633 - Fuck! - Get 'em. 00:46:46.137 --> 00:46:47.804 Yeah! 00:46:47.805 --> 00:46:50.517 Lost 'em, bitch. Oh, fuck, no, I didn't. 00:47:09.661 --> 00:47:12.288 - [train horn blowing] - [exclaims] 00:47:13.707 --> 00:47:15.917 - [both shouting] - Oh, my God. 00:47:27.596 --> 00:47:28.929 I hope you got a paddle. 00:47:28.930 --> 00:47:31.056 What? Why? 00:47:31.057 --> 00:47:32.684 'Cause we're up shit's creek. 00:47:35.478 --> 00:47:37.105 [phone ringing] 00:47:38.523 --> 00:47:40.941 It's the senator. 00:47:40.942 --> 00:47:42.569 [clears throat] Koontz. 00:47:52.287 --> 00:47:53.954 I'm not kidding. Yeah. 00:47:53.955 --> 00:47:55.581 Let's get... I got a room. 00:47:55.582 --> 00:47:57.459 - Let's go, man. - Okay, cool, man. 00:48:02.756 --> 00:48:06.884 Who were they? What did those men want? 00:48:09.596 --> 00:48:11.012 They want you. 00:48:11.013 --> 00:48:15.267 Me? Why? What do they want with me? 00:48:15.268 --> 00:48:16.977 Do you want me for the same reasons 00:48:16.978 --> 00:48:18.061 as those men do? 00:48:18.062 --> 00:48:20.564 No. No. 00:48:20.565 --> 00:48:23.525 - It's completely different. - How? 00:48:23.526 --> 00:48:25.236 Because I like you. 00:48:26.863 --> 00:48:29.115 [siren wailing in distance] 00:48:32.076 --> 00:48:35.788 It's safer for you to stay here for the night. 00:48:35.789 --> 00:48:40.041 - Benny's gonna stay with you. - Where are you going? 00:48:40.042 --> 00:48:41.877 I have to go to dinner with my family. 00:48:41.878 --> 00:48:43.295 Really? 00:48:43.296 --> 00:48:44.547 Yeah. 00:48:46.299 --> 00:48:49.134 If I don't go, it'll... 00:48:49.135 --> 00:48:51.554 be my last supper. 00:48:57.977 --> 00:48:59.813 And I'll, um... 00:49:01.356 --> 00:49:02.982 I'll see you tomorrow. 00:49:04.860 --> 00:49:06.819 [Nard] ♪ Benny, back it up ♪ 00:49:06.820 --> 00:49:08.571 ♪ Benny, back it up ♪ 00:49:10.866 --> 00:49:13.325 Is she still totally freaked out? 00:49:13.326 --> 00:49:14.619 Yeah. 00:49:15.912 --> 00:49:17.245 - Long day. - Yeah. 00:49:17.246 --> 00:49:18.914 - [sirens continue] - You know, I think 00:49:18.915 --> 00:49:23.168 between downloading God and being chased by the feds, 00:49:23.169 --> 00:49:25.003 - her wires are all crossed. - Yeah. 00:49:25.004 --> 00:49:26.672 She's gonna sleep like a puffed pastry tonight. 00:49:26.673 --> 00:49:28.549 [scoffs] Sleep? 00:49:28.550 --> 00:49:30.759 Benny, there's one bed in the bedroom. 00:49:30.760 --> 00:49:33.345 The bed is for Bardot. You sleep in the bathtub. 00:49:33.346 --> 00:49:35.723 I know your balls aren't manufacturing glue yet, 00:49:35.724 --> 00:49:36.973 mine are. 00:49:36.974 --> 00:49:38.726 If I wanna drop a little paste, I will. 00:49:38.727 --> 00:49:41.061 Benny, your glue stick 00:49:41.062 --> 00:49:43.898 gets anywhere close to our girl, 00:49:43.899 --> 00:49:46.233 and I will cut that shit off and stick it to your head. 00:49:46.234 --> 00:49:48.235 And I'll glue your asshole shut. 00:49:48.236 --> 00:49:49.403 - Really? Really? - Really. Really. 00:49:49.404 --> 00:49:50.863 - Yeah. - Really. 00:49:50.864 --> 00:49:52.447 - Really. - Yeah, well, she's not real, 00:49:52.448 --> 00:49:53.741 - fucker, is she? - Yeah, well, 00:49:53.742 --> 00:49:55.326 neither is Boba Fett, fucker. 00:49:58.955 --> 00:50:01.248 Fuck. Ow. Dude. 00:50:01.249 --> 00:50:02.959 Benny. 00:50:04.419 --> 00:50:07.254 - That's sacred ground. - Okay. 00:50:07.255 --> 00:50:08.797 - Step off. - Okay, I'm off. 00:50:08.798 --> 00:50:10.966 I'm off. I'm off. 00:50:10.967 --> 00:50:13.385 Just take Huffy home, all right? 00:50:13.386 --> 00:50:15.095 - She's gonna be fine. - Fucking work it out, man. 00:50:15.096 --> 00:50:18.098 Suck on your mom's tits or something. 00:50:18.099 --> 00:50:19.266 Trust me, all right? 00:50:19.267 --> 00:50:20.434 You know, I know a thing or two 00:50:20.435 --> 00:50:22.227 about fixing sex toys. 00:50:22.228 --> 00:50:23.812 Yeah, but you don't know a thing or two 00:50:23.813 --> 00:50:25.814 about being fucking friends. 00:50:25.815 --> 00:50:27.442 [door opens] 00:50:54.260 --> 00:50:55.677 [Benny mumbles] 00:50:55.678 --> 00:50:58.973 I'm gonna ask you a series of questions. 00:50:58.974 --> 00:51:03.393 Just relax and answer them as simply as you can. 00:51:03.394 --> 00:51:05.103 Do you mind if I smoke? 00:51:05.104 --> 00:51:07.189 It won't affect the test. 00:51:12.487 --> 00:51:13.946 [senator] A good senator needs to be 00:51:13.947 --> 00:51:16.239 both an outsider and an insider, 00:51:16.240 --> 00:51:18.993 and I have been these things. 00:51:18.994 --> 00:51:22.245 A good senator must know when to cry and when to laugh, 00:51:22.246 --> 00:51:24.456 and I have done these things. 00:51:24.457 --> 00:51:25.791 This is crap. 00:51:25.792 --> 00:51:28.293 Caroline, rewrite this whole piece of shit 00:51:28.294 --> 00:51:30.462 before the rally, okay? 00:51:30.463 --> 00:51:32.255 We're gonna make mo... 00:51:32.256 --> 00:51:33.966 Hey. There they are. 00:51:33.967 --> 00:51:35.717 Look who's here. All right. 00:51:35.718 --> 00:51:38.720 [chuckling] The retarded men in black. 00:51:38.721 --> 00:51:42.599 Don't speak. Three days. Three days. 00:51:42.600 --> 00:51:44.100 Would you do something right, for crying... 00:51:44.101 --> 00:51:46.227 FBI? Fucking Blowhard Idiots? 00:51:46.228 --> 00:51:47.729 Tell me... Tell me you know where she is. 00:51:47.730 --> 00:51:49.230 Don't tell me, though, just nod. 00:51:49.231 --> 00:51:51.441 Do you know where she is? 00:51:51.442 --> 00:51:53.276 Help me. Do you know who took her? 00:51:53.277 --> 00:51:55.362 You know who took her, right? 00:51:55.363 --> 00:51:56.989 Sort of. 00:51:56.990 --> 00:51:58.740 Well, that's a big step forward. 00:51:58.741 --> 00:51:59.992 All right. Why don't we go there? 00:51:59.993 --> 00:52:01.409 You take me to him, okay? 00:52:01.410 --> 00:52:03.578 Maybe now would be good. Or I could take you, 00:52:03.579 --> 00:52:05.999 except that I don't know where the fuck he is, do I? 00:52:07.458 --> 00:52:09.085 This is why government doesn't work. 00:52:11.337 --> 00:52:12.796 [Mr. Huffington] This is delicious, honey. 00:52:12.797 --> 00:52:14.214 [mother] Thank you. 00:52:14.215 --> 00:52:16.299 - [Shaqobi] I love it. - Thank you, Shaqobi. 00:52:16.300 --> 00:52:18.511 - It's so good. - Sit down. 00:52:20.972 --> 00:52:23.348 - Sit down and eat your food. - [Huffy] Sorry, I'm late. 00:52:23.349 --> 00:52:27.269 - Sit down, eat your food. - That's it? 00:52:28.145 --> 00:52:30.146 He's not in trouble? 00:52:30.147 --> 00:52:31.857 - What if I said I was late? - Young lady, 00:52:31.858 --> 00:52:35.569 if I ever hear you say that you're late, 00:52:35.570 --> 00:52:37.362 and that your monthly friend... 00:52:37.363 --> 00:52:38.739 Hey, hey, hey. 00:52:38.740 --> 00:52:39.865 No babies until you're 39. 00:52:39.866 --> 00:52:40.949 - Do you understand me? - Okay. 00:52:40.950 --> 00:52:42.283 Thirty-nine. 00:52:42.284 --> 00:52:44.119 - All right. - You get yourself a career. 00:52:44.120 --> 00:52:46.121 You get yourself a good job, and then you can have a baby. 00:52:46.122 --> 00:52:47.330 But until then, I don't wanna hear 00:52:47.331 --> 00:52:48.623 nothing about late nothing. 00:52:48.624 --> 00:52:50.751 First comes love, then comes marriage. 00:52:50.752 --> 00:52:52.878 [together] Then comes a baby in a baby carriage. 00:52:52.879 --> 00:52:54.337 - You understand me? - Mm-hmm. 00:52:54.338 --> 00:52:57.173 I think that was a little bit of transference. 00:52:57.174 --> 00:52:59.009 I think. 00:52:59.010 --> 00:53:01.636 - I just wanna pray on this. - Okay. 00:53:01.637 --> 00:53:04.681 Come on. Take your mama's hand. 00:53:04.682 --> 00:53:06.558 - I'm not taking her hand. - Take your mama's hand. 00:53:06.559 --> 00:53:08.602 I don't appreciate this rebellion. 00:53:08.603 --> 00:53:11.396 Not one bit. 00:53:11.397 --> 00:53:13.565 - I... - Don't give us another excuse. 00:53:13.566 --> 00:53:15.191 Son, I'm dead serious. 00:53:15.192 --> 00:53:18.612 I don't understand where this is coming from. 00:53:18.613 --> 00:53:20.948 Facebook. 00:53:20.949 --> 00:53:23.575 - It's the Internet. - It's the Internet. 00:53:23.576 --> 00:53:25.326 And your P-O-R-N. 00:53:25.327 --> 00:53:27.287 Don't think we don't know about that. 00:53:27.288 --> 00:53:28.622 But I don't appreciate the hot-pants lady. 00:53:28.623 --> 00:53:30.874 She doesn't usually wear pants. 00:53:30.875 --> 00:53:32.709 That is it. That is it. 00:53:32.710 --> 00:53:36.630 It won't happen again. Come here. 00:53:36.631 --> 00:53:37.966 Stop. 00:53:49.435 --> 00:53:52.228 Hi, kiddo. Senator Biter. 00:53:52.229 --> 00:53:53.814 How are you? 00:53:53.815 --> 00:53:55.023 Don't-Don't-Don't get up. 00:53:55.024 --> 00:53:56.316 All right, I came to tell you 00:53:56.317 --> 00:53:59.653 a little bedtime story, but first: 00:53:59.654 --> 00:54:01.739 crunchy sock. 00:54:03.282 --> 00:54:06.994 How many times have you... discharged into this one? 00:54:06.995 --> 00:54:08.870 - It's not mine. - Come on, don't do that. 00:54:08.871 --> 00:54:10.371 Don't do that. It's yours. 00:54:10.372 --> 00:54:12.124 We both know it. I know it and you know it. 00:54:12.125 --> 00:54:14.709 What my dilemma was when I was your age 00:54:14.710 --> 00:54:16.128 was wash it or throw it out? 00:54:16.129 --> 00:54:18.046 What do you do? 00:54:18.047 --> 00:54:20.423 It depends... 00:54:20.424 --> 00:54:22.968 on if I find a replacement. 00:54:22.969 --> 00:54:26.180 I only use socks that don't have partners. 00:54:26.181 --> 00:54:27.514 This is gonna make you laugh. 00:54:27.515 --> 00:54:29.808 I did the same thing. I'm serious. 00:54:29.809 --> 00:54:32.310 My hand to God. How about that, huh? 00:54:32.311 --> 00:54:34.479 You and I, we... 00:54:34.480 --> 00:54:37.149 drop our loads into orphan socks. 00:54:37.150 --> 00:54:38.525 [wheezing chuckle] 00:54:38.526 --> 00:54:40.987 You remind me of me when I was your age. 00:54:45.116 --> 00:54:47.952 Mm. Takes me back. 00:54:49.453 --> 00:54:51.205 Multiple erections every day. 00:54:51.206 --> 00:54:53.915 I was ugly, much like yourself. 00:54:53.916 --> 00:54:56.001 Oh, yeah. Come on. 00:54:56.002 --> 00:54:59.921 I always knew that no woman would ever... 00:54:59.922 --> 00:55:01.923 satisfy my needs. 00:55:01.924 --> 00:55:03.383 One of the things I used to do, 00:55:03.384 --> 00:55:05.343 I used to put my pecker into a cantaloupe. 00:55:05.344 --> 00:55:07.721 Don't, I'm... I bet you didn't know that. 00:55:07.722 --> 00:55:08.972 It's absolutely true. 00:55:08.973 --> 00:55:11.266 You put it an oven for a half hour. 00:55:11.267 --> 00:55:14.186 The cantaloupe, not my pecker. [laughs] 00:55:14.187 --> 00:55:16.312 A half hour... At 250, by the way. 00:55:16.313 --> 00:55:18.232 350, now, you're cooking it. 00:55:18.233 --> 00:55:20.942 But no one's helped by that. 00:55:20.943 --> 00:55:23.945 Half hour, 250. Nice. 00:55:23.946 --> 00:55:26.447 Cut your hole. 00:55:26.448 --> 00:55:27.824 Go to work. 00:55:27.825 --> 00:55:30.410 I tell you something, Limus. 00:55:30.411 --> 00:55:32.287 Every time I would mount that cantaloupe, 00:55:32.288 --> 00:55:33.580 I used to wonder 00:55:33.581 --> 00:55:36.541 what a warm vagina felt like. 00:55:36.542 --> 00:55:39.294 I still wonder. 00:55:39.295 --> 00:55:40.504 Oh, yeah. 00:55:43.174 --> 00:55:45.175 Bring Bardot back. 00:55:45.176 --> 00:55:46.676 No, no, no, no, no, I want you 00:55:46.677 --> 00:55:49.179 to bring Bardot back, Limus, okay? 00:55:49.180 --> 00:55:50.638 I know you're gonna do this thing for me, 00:55:50.639 --> 00:55:51.806 because this little talk 00:55:51.807 --> 00:55:53.183 has gone far better than I thought. 00:55:53.184 --> 00:55:54.851 You and I are birds of a feather, okay? 00:55:54.852 --> 00:55:57.062 So, I want you to bring her back, all right? 00:55:57.063 --> 00:55:59.731 And then that's the end of the bedtime story, 00:55:59.732 --> 00:56:01.733 so there's nothing to worry about. 00:56:01.734 --> 00:56:04.236 Bring her back first thing tomorrow, okay? 00:56:04.237 --> 00:56:06.196 All right. 00:56:06.197 --> 00:56:08.115 Now, put your head back and go to sleep. 00:56:08.116 --> 00:56:10.117 I'll tuck you in. 00:56:10.118 --> 00:56:11.409 [chuckles] 00:56:11.410 --> 00:56:14.080 There you go. Come on, now. 00:56:16.040 --> 00:56:19.626 Here's something my dad never did. 00:56:19.627 --> 00:56:21.211 [chuckles] 00:56:21.212 --> 00:56:22.933 Here's something we used to do all the time. 00:56:30.429 --> 00:56:33.974 Bring her back. How about that, huh? 00:56:33.975 --> 00:56:36.101 How about that? 00:56:36.102 --> 00:56:40.147 You bring her back. How about that, huh? 00:56:40.148 --> 00:56:41.649 You bring her back. 00:56:45.278 --> 00:56:48.156 There's a happy ending for everyone. 00:56:52.327 --> 00:56:53.994 [Frazier] What would you like us to do? 00:56:53.995 --> 00:56:55.578 Get smarter fast. 00:56:55.579 --> 00:56:58.206 In place of that, stay here, keep an eye out. 00:56:58.207 --> 00:57:00.541 First thing in the morning, he's gonna take you to her. 00:57:00.542 --> 00:57:01.877 Then kill him. 00:57:03.879 --> 00:57:05.755 No, wait. 00:57:05.756 --> 00:57:07.091 Nah. 00:57:09.093 --> 00:57:12.304 I want to kill him. Bring him by the house. 00:57:12.305 --> 00:57:14.556 No funny business, you two. 00:57:23.732 --> 00:57:25.734 [car horn honks] 00:57:50.176 --> 00:57:51.759 [Benny] I tried to fix her, man, 00:57:51.760 --> 00:57:53.261 but the problem is, 00:57:53.262 --> 00:57:54.804 she doesn't know she's a robot. 00:57:54.805 --> 00:57:56.181 What do you mean she doesn't know? 00:57:56.182 --> 00:57:57.598 Yes, she does, Benny. Quit it. 00:57:57.599 --> 00:57:59.184 I'm telling you, she doesn't know, man. 00:57:59.185 --> 00:58:00.852 Maybe-Maybe she did. I don't know. 00:58:00.853 --> 00:58:02.979 [muffled mumbling] 00:58:02.980 --> 00:58:04.939 I can't blame her. Yeah, yeah, and she's fast. 00:58:04.940 --> 00:58:07.025 - What? - Yes. 00:58:07.026 --> 00:58:08.609 - She's perfect. - [Huffy] You can't tell her. 00:58:08.610 --> 00:58:10.737 - Nobody's gonna tell her. - Okay, just relax. 00:58:10.738 --> 00:58:12.239 I don't think we're gonna tell her. 00:58:12.240 --> 00:58:15.367 I think what we need to do is chemistry. 00:58:15.368 --> 00:58:16.743 Relax. Relax. 00:58:16.744 --> 00:58:18.203 I don't think anyone's gonna tell her. 00:58:18.204 --> 00:58:19.829 [siren wailing] 00:58:19.830 --> 00:58:21.290 Oh, fuck. 00:58:27.880 --> 00:58:30.340 I really wish we had an invisible cloak right now. 00:58:30.341 --> 00:58:31.884 Mm. 00:58:35.388 --> 00:58:38.598 - [gasps] - [line ringing] 00:58:38.599 --> 00:58:40.516 Yeah, room 15, please. 00:58:40.517 --> 00:58:43.019 There's got to be fucking 40 guys out there. 00:58:43.020 --> 00:58:44.562 [Benny] Oh. 00:58:44.563 --> 00:58:47.690 Hey, my style of kung fu can only drop a dozen men. 00:58:47.691 --> 00:58:50.944 - We have no chance. - Then we all die together. 00:58:50.945 --> 00:58:52.362 You would die for me? 00:58:52.363 --> 00:58:53.780 [Benny] Huffy, I totally admire 00:58:53.781 --> 00:58:55.240 your Bonnie and Clyde bit, 00:58:55.241 --> 00:58:57.492 but coming from you, it sounds totally stupid. 00:58:57.493 --> 00:59:01.121 I'm bold, and she's beautiful, and they're not getting her. 00:59:01.122 --> 00:59:02.997 [phone ringing] 00:59:02.998 --> 00:59:04.458 [Koontz] Yeah, hi, guys. 00:59:04.459 --> 00:59:06.960 So, we know you're in there. 00:59:06.961 --> 00:59:10.922 Why don't you come on out with your hands up, okay? 00:59:10.923 --> 00:59:12.967 With their hands up? 00:59:14.260 --> 00:59:16.052 Original. 00:59:16.053 --> 00:59:17.929 - We're not giving her up. - Okay. All right. 00:59:17.930 --> 00:59:21.641 Relax. Hey, motherfucker, this is what we're gonna need. 00:59:21.642 --> 00:59:24.018 He wants to talk to you. 00:59:24.019 --> 00:59:26.521 He wants to place an order. 00:59:26.522 --> 00:59:28.315 Yello? 00:59:28.316 --> 00:59:31.151 Three Twistee Treats, three Cokes. 00:59:31.152 --> 00:59:33.736 - Do you guys want a pizza? - What the... 00:59:33.737 --> 00:59:36.697 And one giant pizza. One extra-large pizza. 00:59:36.698 --> 00:59:38.658 - What? - This is now 00:59:38.659 --> 00:59:40.701 a hostage situation. 00:59:40.702 --> 00:59:43.163 We make demands, and they meet them. 00:59:43.164 --> 00:59:44.622 So, you order Twistee Treats? 00:59:44.623 --> 00:59:45.832 - Yeah. - Yeah. 00:59:45.833 --> 00:59:49.419 - Really? - Hey. 00:59:49.420 --> 00:59:51.629 It's a cheap last meal. 00:59:51.630 --> 00:59:53.423 That's a good point. 00:59:53.424 --> 00:59:55.800 After they bring the ice cream, 00:59:55.801 --> 00:59:57.302 we're not giving her back. 00:59:57.303 --> 00:59:59.513 Look, I totally understand the love connection 00:59:59.514 --> 01:00:02.056 - between you both, but... - [phone ringing] 01:00:02.057 --> 01:00:03.475 No. No, no, no. 01:00:03.476 --> 01:00:06.394 Shh. Yes. 01:00:06.395 --> 01:00:09.481 Motherfucker, how hard is it to get Coke and pizzas? 01:00:09.482 --> 01:00:11.107 Okay? Bullshit! 01:00:11.108 --> 01:00:13.651 It's not caviar and filet mignon. 01:00:13.652 --> 01:00:16.530 That's it. That's it. I am fucking pissed off. 01:00:16.531 --> 01:00:18.281 You know what they're doing? 01:00:18.282 --> 01:00:19.991 They're fucking trying to smoke us out. 01:00:19.992 --> 01:00:21.742 They are trying to fuck with us 01:00:21.743 --> 01:00:22.827 until we break. 01:00:22.828 --> 01:00:23.995 [phone ringing] 01:00:23.996 --> 01:00:26.039 No, no, no. Spoon Huff or something. 01:00:26.040 --> 01:00:27.374 Let me get this. 01:00:27.375 --> 01:00:28.833 You made your point 01:00:28.834 --> 01:00:32.295 with the "caviar and the filet mignon" line. 01:00:32.296 --> 01:00:34.630 Yeah? 01:00:34.631 --> 01:00:37.425 Listen. You come outside and you get these cones, 01:00:37.426 --> 01:00:40.136 or in two minutes I'm sending all my men in, 01:00:40.137 --> 01:00:43.056 and we're gonna separate you from your cocks. 01:00:43.057 --> 01:00:44.641 Permanently! 01:00:46.519 --> 01:00:48.937 They want us to come get our ice cream. 01:00:50.022 --> 01:00:51.356 It's pretty good. 01:00:51.357 --> 01:00:52.773 - Is it? - Yep. 01:00:52.774 --> 01:00:54.068 The sprinkle's delightful. 01:00:57.363 --> 01:00:58.573 Mmm. 01:00:59.781 --> 01:01:01.657 Whoo. Whoo. 01:01:01.658 --> 01:01:04.578 - Brain freeze. - Whoo. 01:01:04.579 --> 01:01:05.912 I don't want to have 01:01:05.913 --> 01:01:07.497 to go through this again, all right? 01:01:07.498 --> 01:01:08.748 - Do you have the plan? - Yes, we have the plan. 01:01:08.749 --> 01:01:10.458 In the eyes, do you have the plan? 01:01:10.459 --> 01:01:11.667 You go and kick some ass. 01:01:11.668 --> 01:01:13.127 And we provide moral encouragement 01:01:13.128 --> 01:01:15.505 - from the sideline. - Get your hands in. 01:01:15.506 --> 01:01:17.090 - Leave me on the top. - Okay. 01:01:17.091 --> 01:01:18.466 I'm gonna pick the mantra. 01:01:18.467 --> 01:01:20.594 ♪ Everybody fight, fight, fight ♪ 01:01:20.595 --> 01:01:22.763 - ♪ Kung fu fight ♪ - All right, good one. 01:01:30.354 --> 01:01:32.606 Kung fu, don't fail me now. 01:01:32.607 --> 01:01:34.732 Hey, Benny. Ready to return our property? 01:01:34.733 --> 01:01:36.150 Hyah. 01:01:36.151 --> 01:01:37.735 Oh, B-B-Benny. 01:01:37.736 --> 01:01:41.656 [croaking groan] Esophagus assault. 01:01:41.657 --> 01:01:44.619 Come on out, bitch. Pour some sugar on me. 01:01:46.161 --> 01:01:47.912 Mm-hmm, how many moves you think 01:01:47.913 --> 01:01:49.747 it's gonna take me to snap your neck? 01:01:49.748 --> 01:01:51.707 - One. - [groans] 01:01:51.708 --> 01:01:53.334 Oh, fuck. 01:01:53.335 --> 01:01:55.587 Does the name Frazier ring a bell? 01:01:55.588 --> 01:01:58.131 That, um, changes everything. 01:01:58.132 --> 01:01:59.757 - Yeah. - Drastically. 01:01:59.758 --> 01:02:01.301 Um... All right, well, 01:02:01.302 --> 01:02:03.010 let's just leave through the bathroom. 01:02:03.011 --> 01:02:04.845 - [door crashes] - [both] Oh, shit. 01:02:04.846 --> 01:02:07.557 Uh, okay. Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi. 01:02:07.558 --> 01:02:09.058 Okay, um, I'm gonna lock myself 01:02:09.059 --> 01:02:10.184 in my car, so... 01:02:10.185 --> 01:02:12.145 You familiar with Elian Gonzalez? 01:02:12.146 --> 01:02:13.396 I am. 01:02:13.397 --> 01:02:14.772 Let's go, Bardot. 01:02:14.773 --> 01:02:16.107 What an unfortunate mustache. 01:02:16.108 --> 01:02:17.484 - Okay. - [Huffy] Benny? 01:02:17.485 --> 01:02:19.819 - Check this out. Whoo-hoo. - Bye, Benny. 01:02:19.820 --> 01:02:23.615 ♪ Time to get in, Tetris style ♪ 01:02:23.616 --> 01:02:24.866 Let's go. 01:02:26.868 --> 01:02:29.203 Fuck. We can't breathe, butthole. 01:02:29.204 --> 01:02:30.746 [Huffy] I need my inhaler. 01:02:30.747 --> 01:02:32.832 [screaming] 01:02:32.833 --> 01:02:34.000 Oh, that was nice of them. 01:02:34.001 --> 01:02:35.670 Thanks for the glory hole, bitch. 01:02:41.967 --> 01:02:43.301 Let go of me. 01:02:43.302 --> 01:02:45.303 You're in no position to make demands. 01:02:45.304 --> 01:02:47.181 And what position would that be? 01:02:52.060 --> 01:02:53.228 Whoa. 01:02:55.230 --> 01:02:56.731 - What's going on? - Whoa. 01:02:56.732 --> 01:02:58.024 - Whoa. - Let me see. 01:02:58.025 --> 01:02:59.443 [shouting] 01:03:05.991 --> 01:03:08.577 She's winning? She's winning. 01:03:15.042 --> 01:03:17.378 [electronic beeping, warbling] 01:03:22.675 --> 01:03:26.469 - Is she alive? - Bardot! Bardot. 01:03:26.470 --> 01:03:28.262 It's too dangerous for you boys 01:03:28.263 --> 01:03:29.389 to be around me. 01:03:29.390 --> 01:03:31.683 I'm sorry. I have to go. 01:03:31.684 --> 01:03:34.228 Hey! Bardot! 01:03:35.270 --> 01:03:37.021 She's walking away. 01:03:37.022 --> 01:03:40.107 - Oh, dude, a chain saw. - Bardot, I mean... 01:03:40.108 --> 01:03:41.526 Where are you going? 01:03:41.527 --> 01:03:44.237 - [siren wailing] - Where are you going? 01:03:44.238 --> 01:03:45.531 Bardot! 01:03:46.823 --> 01:03:48.075 Bardot! 01:04:13.308 --> 01:04:15.436 Okay, okay, okay. Just get out. 01:04:21.316 --> 01:04:22.734 [Koontz] Should we castrate each other 01:04:22.735 --> 01:04:24.318 or let the senator do it? 01:04:24.319 --> 01:04:26.988 - [wry chuckle] - [phone ringing] 01:04:29.658 --> 01:04:31.118 Koontz. 01:04:36.290 --> 01:04:39.041 Looks like the bot wants to bang a customer. 01:04:39.042 --> 01:04:41.712 I wish all girls were wired like this. 01:04:44.632 --> 01:04:47.133 [Huffy] She just walked off. 01:04:47.134 --> 01:04:49.051 - Why? - I don't know, 01:04:49.052 --> 01:04:51.387 but how about this? I'll batter up for you, 01:04:51.388 --> 01:04:54.890 because if Dick sees you frying tears, 01:04:54.891 --> 01:04:57.060 you know how that's gonna end. 01:05:01.148 --> 01:05:02.357 Batter up, bitch. 01:05:10.282 --> 01:05:11.491 You sick little fuckers. 01:05:11.492 --> 01:05:13.493 - Oh, what the fuck? - Yeah. 01:05:13.494 --> 01:05:16.287 - Yeah, yeah, she's mine now. - What did you do to her? 01:05:16.288 --> 01:05:17.956 [engine revs] 01:05:21.001 --> 01:05:22.670 Everything you couldn't. 01:05:24.045 --> 01:05:25.963 Where are you going? 01:05:25.964 --> 01:05:27.382 Asshole. 01:05:30.177 --> 01:05:33.596 Better to have loved and lost, right? 01:05:33.597 --> 01:05:35.390 [tires screeching] 01:05:37.309 --> 01:05:38.686 You okay? 01:05:41.814 --> 01:05:46.233 I've never felt this kind of pain before. 01:05:46.234 --> 01:05:49.821 - We need to get her back. - How? 01:05:49.822 --> 01:05:51.114 [together] Rodney's party. 01:06:01.750 --> 01:06:03.251 [dance music plays] 01:06:10.258 --> 01:06:11.425 [Nard] You know that pubic hair 01:06:11.426 --> 01:06:13.344 around your butthole? 01:06:13.345 --> 01:06:14.847 Say good-bye to it. 01:06:51.926 --> 01:06:53.801 - Limus. - Hey. 01:06:53.802 --> 01:06:55.887 I just walked in on Rodney cheating on me 01:06:55.888 --> 01:06:58.305 - with that totally fake girl. - What the fuck? 01:06:58.306 --> 01:07:00.015 Oh, fuck. 01:07:00.016 --> 01:07:01.976 - You're at my fucking party? - You only raped a robot. 01:07:01.977 --> 01:07:04.520 Come here, boys. You fucking get the fuck out. 01:07:04.521 --> 01:07:06.356 Oh, shit. 01:07:07.733 --> 01:07:09.525 [laughs] 01:07:09.526 --> 01:07:10.944 We thought it was an open party. 01:07:10.945 --> 01:07:13.821 No, no, no, no, no, no. Fuck you, boys. 01:07:13.822 --> 01:07:15.823 - One, two. - [grunting] 01:07:15.824 --> 01:07:18.368 [chuckles] That's right. 01:07:19.703 --> 01:07:22.998 - You fucking bitch. - Leave my boys alone. 01:07:25.041 --> 01:07:27.919 - [all exclaiming] - [Rodney chuckles] 01:07:27.920 --> 01:07:31.172 Oh. [muttering] 01:07:36.971 --> 01:07:38.889 [groaning] 01:07:40.808 --> 01:07:42.810 [gasping] 01:07:45.145 --> 01:07:49.566 Next time, pick on boys your own size. 01:07:51.276 --> 01:07:53.278 [exclaiming] 01:07:54.696 --> 01:07:57.491 Come on, boys. I'm driving. 01:07:58.533 --> 01:08:01.036 [whispering] She's with us. 01:08:09.962 --> 01:08:11.672 Honey, are you okay? 01:08:13.173 --> 01:08:15.633 Oh, my gosh. You have so many SkyMiles. 01:08:15.634 --> 01:08:17.259 500,000. 01:08:17.260 --> 01:08:20.179 - We could go to Kuala Lumpur. - Uh-uh. Look right there. 01:08:20.180 --> 01:08:23.557 "Amount due: $76,000." 01:08:23.558 --> 01:08:25.601 - What have you been buying? - I don't know. 01:08:25.602 --> 01:08:27.645 Who's going to the Colonial Motel? 01:08:27.646 --> 01:08:29.188 It's not me! 01:08:29.189 --> 01:08:32.066 "Colonial Motel." Go on, look at that. Bang. 01:08:32.067 --> 01:08:35.778 I think somebody might have stolen my identity, baby. 01:08:35.779 --> 01:08:37.154 Somebody stole my identity. 01:08:37.155 --> 01:08:38.990 And who are they with, with your identity? 01:08:38.991 --> 01:08:40.825 - Colonial Motel. - Baby, 01:08:40.826 --> 01:08:42.743 - That place is... - Ain't nobody humping around. 01:08:42.744 --> 01:08:45.913 - Ain't nobody humping around. - You mother... 01:08:45.914 --> 01:08:49.458 Listen. It's not me. It's not me. 01:08:49.459 --> 01:08:52.003 As a matter of fact, is it you? 01:08:52.004 --> 01:08:54.254 Have you been to the Colonial Motel? 01:08:54.255 --> 01:08:55.632 Not in a long time. 01:09:05.851 --> 01:09:07.476 Just to let you know, 01:09:07.477 --> 01:09:11.313 - the men in black are back. - What? 01:09:11.314 --> 01:09:13.067 Who knew she could drive? 01:09:15.527 --> 01:09:18.112 Thank you. Can you freeze my account 01:09:18.113 --> 01:09:21.240 until I figure out where these charges came from? 01:09:21.241 --> 01:09:24.493 I really appreciate that. Thank you very much. 01:09:24.494 --> 01:09:27.204 Praise God. Praise God. 01:09:27.205 --> 01:09:28.623 [electronic beeping] 01:09:31.752 --> 01:09:33.419 [Nard] Fuck. 01:09:33.420 --> 01:09:36.589 I told you she'd fucking crash. 01:09:36.590 --> 01:09:39.008 - Hey. - [both exclaiming] 01:09:39.009 --> 01:09:41.427 [crashing] 01:09:41.428 --> 01:09:43.346 [electronic blipping, warbling] 01:09:45.849 --> 01:09:48.435 [disjointed speech] 01:09:56.860 --> 01:09:58.194 You would die for me? 01:09:59.738 --> 01:10:01.114 [Mr. Huffington] Praise the Lord you boys 01:10:01.115 --> 01:10:03.532 were not hurt in that accident. 01:10:03.533 --> 01:10:04.700 Now, would either one of you boys 01:10:04.701 --> 01:10:06.744 care to explain the $76,000 01:10:06.745 --> 01:10:09.122 worth of charges to Hot Bot Incorporated 01:10:09.123 --> 01:10:12.249 and a $1,000 motel bill? 01:10:12.250 --> 01:10:14.251 - No. - [woman] I... It's obvious 01:10:14.252 --> 01:10:16.378 the boys are in love with each other. 01:10:16.379 --> 01:10:19.548 Well, you could not be more wrong, Mom. 01:10:19.549 --> 01:10:21.675 You're actually a fucking idiot. 01:10:21.676 --> 01:10:24.678 I am gonna graduate you to a fist fuck 01:10:24.679 --> 01:10:26.847 if you don't show some respect for your fucking mother. 01:10:26.848 --> 01:10:28.724 - Evil. - Okay, whoa. 01:10:28.725 --> 01:10:30.476 Don't you think that's a tad harsh? 01:10:30.477 --> 01:10:33.938 You know, if your son's stick is in my son's mud, 01:10:33.939 --> 01:10:36.523 I don't think a fist is all that harsh. 01:10:36.524 --> 01:10:37.650 I'm gonna agree with you there. 01:10:37.651 --> 01:10:39.068 I think we all should embrace 01:10:39.069 --> 01:10:40.736 our sons' love for each other. 01:10:40.737 --> 01:10:42.113 - Oh, Christ. - And language such as that 01:10:42.114 --> 01:10:43.280 is not going to be tolerated. 01:10:43.281 --> 01:10:45.324 - Yes, I totally agree. - [sighs] 01:10:45.325 --> 01:10:48.535 And if you two want to hold each other's hands, it's okay. 01:10:48.536 --> 01:10:51.246 Mom, I don't love Nard in that way. 01:10:51.247 --> 01:10:54.000 So what you're saying is that it's just a sexual thing? 01:10:54.001 --> 01:10:55.250 And I totally get that. 01:10:55.251 --> 01:10:56.669 - Oh, absolutely. - I get it. 01:10:56.670 --> 01:10:59.379 In camp, there weren't a lot of girls. 01:10:59.380 --> 01:11:01.924 We'd go on long hikes, and sometimes wake tip-to-tip. 01:11:01.925 --> 01:11:03.759 - Tip-to-tip. - Tip-to-tip. 01:11:03.760 --> 01:11:06.012 - [mother] What? - Pink tip. Sometimes... 01:11:06.013 --> 01:11:07.638 We're just here to support you, okay? 01:11:07.639 --> 01:11:09.306 And Limus, I don't even care 01:11:09.307 --> 01:11:10.516 that you've been going in my closet 01:11:10.517 --> 01:11:11.767 and taking some of my clothes. 01:11:11.768 --> 01:11:13.102 You're probably wearing them 01:11:13.103 --> 01:11:14.228 and doing that dress-up thing... 01:11:14.229 --> 01:11:16.271 - Mom, no. - ...that you do. 01:11:16.272 --> 01:11:17.356 It's not like that. 01:11:17.357 --> 01:11:19.942 Aw, son. You play the bitch? 01:11:19.943 --> 01:11:21.861 I don't... Oh, my God. 01:11:21.862 --> 01:11:23.821 Dad, please stop using Google 01:11:23.822 --> 01:11:25.865 and thinking that you know everything. 01:11:25.866 --> 01:11:28.201 Mom, I appreciate that you're very supportive, 01:11:28.202 --> 01:11:30.369 but you're very fucking wrong. 01:11:30.370 --> 01:11:32.788 You too. You all are dumb parents. 01:11:32.789 --> 01:11:34.331 And the fact that you touched tips 01:11:34.332 --> 01:11:36.583 when you were a kid is fucking weird. 01:11:36.584 --> 01:11:39.170 Okay? We're just best friends trying to hang out, 01:11:39.171 --> 01:11:41.338 and we get beat up by assholes. 01:11:41.339 --> 01:11:45.676 So, just give us a fucking break! 01:11:45.677 --> 01:11:48.345 I'd like to say that I agree with him. 01:11:48.346 --> 01:11:51.432 - That was fucked. - That was brutal. 01:11:53.018 --> 01:11:54.601 Cool guy. 01:11:54.602 --> 01:11:56.937 You two, take a moment. 01:11:56.938 --> 01:11:59.440 You're not gonna see each other for a while. 01:12:04.779 --> 01:12:07.031 How bad are you gonna get it? 01:12:07.032 --> 01:12:08.241 Let's just say this, man. 01:12:08.242 --> 01:12:09.742 I have an asshole 01:12:09.743 --> 01:12:13.287 that my dad could tear up, make it really painful. 01:12:13.288 --> 01:12:16.331 But, because he's a terrible, terrible human being, 01:12:16.332 --> 01:12:17.791 he's gonna rip me a new one. 01:12:17.792 --> 01:12:19.878 I'm gonna be pooping double. 01:12:22.047 --> 01:12:26.009 Hey, man, I'm really sorry about all of this. 01:12:32.515 --> 01:12:34.850 All right, man, um, I'm gonna head out, 01:12:34.851 --> 01:12:38.854 and, well, I guess I'll talk to you. 01:12:38.855 --> 01:12:40.147 Fuck. 01:12:40.148 --> 01:12:42.776 Talk to you tomorrow, probably? 01:12:44.861 --> 01:12:47.571 I'll, uh... I'll text you. 01:12:47.572 --> 01:12:49.532 Yep. 01:12:54.329 --> 01:12:56.622 [Frazier sighs] Minor software damage 01:12:56.623 --> 01:12:59.626 with exterior cosmetic work. 01:13:06.424 --> 01:13:09.218 Is she suffering? 01:13:09.219 --> 01:13:10.720 [distorted voice] I'm not. 01:13:17.393 --> 01:13:18.727 Wipe her clean. 01:13:18.728 --> 01:13:20.729 You hear what I'm saying? Wipe her clean. 01:13:20.730 --> 01:13:24.608 I don't want her to have any memory of what happened. 01:13:24.609 --> 01:13:25.986 Oh, God. 01:13:29.656 --> 01:13:31.491 And don't leave her alone. 01:13:37.455 --> 01:13:39.749 He does know she's a robot, right? 01:13:57.684 --> 01:13:59.810 Asshole. 01:13:59.811 --> 01:14:02.063 Just fucking do that. [muttering] 01:14:41.978 --> 01:14:43.646 You are kicking my ass. 01:15:09.505 --> 01:15:10.840 [bell rings] 01:15:27.690 --> 01:15:28.983 Hey. 01:15:30.568 --> 01:15:32.237 You okay, Limus? 01:15:33.947 --> 01:15:37.033 You know how some people fall in love with their cars? 01:15:39.911 --> 01:15:42.997 I fell in love with a robot. 01:15:46.667 --> 01:15:49.754 Rodney always loved my car more than he loved me. 01:15:50.755 --> 01:15:53.632 That's a really nice car. 01:15:53.633 --> 01:15:55.135 Okay. 01:15:58.472 --> 01:16:00.765 Rodney and I are done. 01:16:06.854 --> 01:16:08.148 Hooray. 01:16:10.817 --> 01:16:12.068 I know how you feel. 01:16:13.820 --> 01:16:17.406 She really messed with both of our lives. 01:16:17.407 --> 01:16:19.951 Yeah, I know. 01:16:25.665 --> 01:16:27.208 I miss hanging with you, Huffy. 01:16:29.919 --> 01:16:31.338 Me too. 01:16:36.092 --> 01:16:38.677 Top secret? 01:16:38.678 --> 01:16:41.805 I still love Star Trek. 01:16:41.806 --> 01:16:44.599 I have the original Enterprise blueprints. 01:16:44.600 --> 01:16:45.976 Are you kidding me? 01:16:45.977 --> 01:16:48.312 I think I bid on those on eBay. 01:16:48.313 --> 01:16:50.356 I beat you. 01:16:50.357 --> 01:16:52.191 Can I see them? 01:16:52.192 --> 01:16:53.984 I'll even take them out of the frame. 01:16:53.985 --> 01:16:56.488 No. Oh, my God. 01:16:58.031 --> 01:17:02.576 Baby, they just sent more junk for my junk. 01:17:02.577 --> 01:17:04.619 This one right here is offering five inches 01:17:04.620 --> 01:17:06.206 for the price of two. 01:17:07.915 --> 01:17:09.583 I don't need five extra inches, do I? 01:17:09.584 --> 01:17:11.084 God, no, you don't. 01:17:11.085 --> 01:17:14.880 [chuckles] Praise the Lord, no. 01:17:14.881 --> 01:17:16.715 Limus! 01:17:16.716 --> 01:17:18.008 Li... Li, hey. 01:17:18.009 --> 01:17:20.052 Uh, you brought this smut in my house, 01:17:20.053 --> 01:17:22.304 I want you to get it out right now. 01:17:22.305 --> 01:17:24.098 Okay. 01:17:27.727 --> 01:17:29.686 Son, you know I handle a lot of people's baggage 01:17:29.687 --> 01:17:31.231 every day, right? 01:17:33.774 --> 01:17:36.193 Some big, some small, 01:17:36.194 --> 01:17:39.196 some heavier than a dead donkey. 01:17:39.197 --> 01:17:41.156 Okay. 01:17:41.157 --> 01:17:43.283 I'm telling you this because I want you to know 01:17:43.284 --> 01:17:46.828 that I can handle any baggage you give me. 01:17:46.829 --> 01:17:49.248 You understand what I'm saying? 01:17:49.249 --> 01:17:51.833 I can handle any baggage you give me, son. 01:17:51.834 --> 01:17:53.752 - Thanks, Dad. - Take the trash out. 01:17:53.753 --> 01:17:55.088 Yeah. 01:17:56.756 --> 01:17:58.757 Oh, you know what? I'm gonna keep this. 01:17:58.758 --> 01:18:01.009 I might have to go monster on your momma's ass now. 01:18:01.010 --> 01:18:03.845 Okay. That's my cue to go. 01:18:03.846 --> 01:18:05.722 - Your momma's a freak, boy. - Dad, stop. 01:18:05.723 --> 01:18:07.057 - No, no. - You need to recognize 01:18:07.058 --> 01:18:08.351 that your momma is a freak. 01:18:19.737 --> 01:18:21.238 "Senator Biter cordially invites you 01:18:21.239 --> 01:18:24.158 to join him as he introduces the future." 01:18:42.969 --> 01:18:44.387 All right. 01:19:12.457 --> 01:19:13.916 Let's do it. 01:19:15.793 --> 01:19:17.377 My Lincoln beard itches. 01:19:17.378 --> 01:19:18.504 [Huffy] Your Lincoln beard 01:19:18.505 --> 01:19:20.130 looks like a merkin. 01:19:20.131 --> 01:19:22.592 A Lincoln beard is a merkin. 01:19:38.899 --> 01:19:40.567 [senator] When I was in Congress, 01:19:40.568 --> 01:19:43.362 I wasn't in it for me, I was in it for you. 01:19:43.363 --> 01:19:46.573 And when I joined the Senate 01:19:46.574 --> 01:19:50.327 and soon to be the four-term senator 01:19:50.328 --> 01:19:52.371 when you reelect me... 01:19:52.372 --> 01:19:54.665 when you reelect me soon, 01:19:54.666 --> 01:19:57.210 I won't be in it for me, I'll be in it for you. 01:20:00.421 --> 01:20:03.632 And when I become president of the United States, 01:20:03.633 --> 01:20:07.010 and I will become president 01:20:07.011 --> 01:20:10.347 of the United States, 01:20:10.348 --> 01:20:13.934 it won't be for me, it'll be for you. 01:20:15.228 --> 01:20:16.603 Well, it'll be for me a little. 01:20:16.604 --> 01:20:18.104 [audience laughing] 01:20:18.105 --> 01:20:19.774 [applauding] 01:20:32.203 --> 01:20:34.496 What the fuck is this place? 01:20:34.497 --> 01:20:36.498 His guest bedroom, maybe? 01:20:36.499 --> 01:20:38.584 It looks like a place people get raped. 01:20:38.585 --> 01:20:39.918 - Yeah. - [senator] ...in our schools 01:20:39.919 --> 01:20:41.545 even when these things are important. 01:20:41.546 --> 01:20:43.338 - Yeah, we should go. - They're not important, 01:20:43.339 --> 01:20:44.881 not against what you're about to see now, 01:20:44.882 --> 01:20:47.217 because I'm going to show you the future, 01:20:47.218 --> 01:20:50.262 and the future is beautiful. 01:20:50.263 --> 01:20:53.725 [whispering] Oh, shit. Dude. 01:20:56.060 --> 01:20:57.311 Bardot. 01:20:58.438 --> 01:21:00.398 Come on. I came to emancipate you. 01:21:01.775 --> 01:21:04.736 Bardot, come on. It's me, Huffy. 01:21:05.861 --> 01:21:07.571 Oh, shit. 01:21:07.572 --> 01:21:09.698 I don't think she remembers you, man. 01:21:09.699 --> 01:21:12.534 I think she's been completely wiped. 01:21:12.535 --> 01:21:15.704 Let's just grab her, and let's go, okay? 01:21:15.705 --> 01:21:18.540 - We'll figure it out. - [electronic whirring] 01:21:18.541 --> 01:21:20.000 Limus? 01:21:21.001 --> 01:21:22.169 I was completely wrong. 01:21:23.963 --> 01:21:26.591 - Hey, look what we have here. - Shit. 01:21:28.384 --> 01:21:30.720 [Nard] You look really nice. Okay. 01:21:31.971 --> 01:21:34.389 I give to you 01:21:34.390 --> 01:21:36.015 the greatest gift of all. 01:21:36.016 --> 01:21:38.310 [audience cheering] 01:21:38.311 --> 01:21:40.354 The future. 01:21:45.401 --> 01:21:49.154 My friends, please welcome my friend, 01:21:49.155 --> 01:21:50.947 the future. 01:21:50.948 --> 01:21:52.742 Bardot. 01:22:01.917 --> 01:22:03.168 Fuck. Oh. 01:22:03.169 --> 01:22:04.753 Fucking... You knocked off my merkin. 01:22:04.754 --> 01:22:06.463 - Okay. - Hold them up. 01:22:06.464 --> 01:22:07.714 We could've been friends, man. 01:22:07.715 --> 01:22:09.382 We totally could've been... 01:22:09.383 --> 01:22:11.551 - Benny! - Death by double dildo. 01:22:11.552 --> 01:22:14.053 - Sit. Don't move. - [groaning] 01:22:14.054 --> 01:22:16.640 Put the dicks down. 01:22:16.641 --> 01:22:18.684 - Sit down. - Oh, come on. 01:22:18.685 --> 01:22:20.644 - You really wanna do this? - Yeah, bring on the dick. 01:22:20.645 --> 01:22:22.855 Come on. That's it? 01:22:22.856 --> 01:22:24.397 Come on, bring it. Bring the dick. 01:22:24.398 --> 01:22:26.566 Look at that. 01:22:26.567 --> 01:22:27.860 - Come on. - [computer static] 01:22:27.861 --> 01:22:29.611 Come on, get that out of your system 01:22:29.612 --> 01:22:31.571 - and stop doing stupid shit - [Bardot] Sys-Sys-System lock. 01:22:31.572 --> 01:22:32.906 Like this, really. 01:22:32.907 --> 01:22:34.324 Let's go. 01:22:34.325 --> 01:22:36.536 Put those dicks in your pants and come on. 01:22:43.459 --> 01:22:45.169 - Ah. - Ooh. 01:22:46.671 --> 01:22:49.464 - See you guys later. - What? Hold up. 01:22:49.465 --> 01:22:50.758 [Nard] Run. 01:23:27.044 --> 01:23:30.297 Cover your eyes. This ain't gonna be pretty. 01:23:32.759 --> 01:23:34.719 Gross and awesome at the same time. 01:24:02.663 --> 01:24:03.997 I have no idea where we're going 01:24:03.998 --> 01:24:05.791 or what we're doing next. 01:24:05.792 --> 01:24:08.042 - Anyone? - We're going to the airport. 01:24:08.043 --> 01:24:10.003 Airport. 01:24:10.004 --> 01:24:11.504 Why are we going to the airport? 01:24:11.505 --> 01:24:13.715 Because if I can't have you, 01:24:13.716 --> 01:24:15.884 they can't have you. 01:24:15.885 --> 01:24:18.261 - Where am I going? - Somewhere where 01:24:18.262 --> 01:24:20.221 they won't be able to find you. 01:24:20.222 --> 01:24:21.723 How? 01:24:21.724 --> 01:24:23.934 I think 500,000 frequent-flier miles 01:24:23.935 --> 01:24:26.312 should do the trick. 01:24:30.399 --> 01:24:31.483 [woman] Unloading on deck only. 01:24:31.484 --> 01:24:33.109 Dad? 01:24:33.110 --> 01:24:35.821 Let's get you guys to your gate, okay? 01:24:35.822 --> 01:24:37.363 Come on. 01:24:37.364 --> 01:24:39.699 Let's get you to your gate. Let's go. 01:24:39.700 --> 01:24:40.909 [Nard] Bye. 01:24:40.910 --> 01:24:43.537 Boy, you look good. Way to go. 01:24:44.705 --> 01:24:46.791 Goddamn, boy. 01:25:23.703 --> 01:25:25.078 Sir, remove your shoes. 01:25:25.079 --> 01:25:26.538 Hey, hey, man, I have an earpiece, all right? 01:25:26.539 --> 01:25:27.664 That lets me get through here. 01:25:27.665 --> 01:25:28.915 And that and the jacket. 01:25:28.916 --> 01:25:31.584 - Oh, whoa, hey, hey. - No problem, guys. 01:25:31.585 --> 01:25:33.837 Okay. Taking my shoes off. Taking my shoes off. 01:25:33.838 --> 01:25:35.048 All right? 01:25:41.595 --> 01:25:42.930 Well... 01:25:44.348 --> 01:25:46.225 I guess this is goodbye. 01:25:47.476 --> 01:25:49.228 Minus the good part. 01:25:51.022 --> 01:25:52.231 Thank you, Limus. 01:25:55.234 --> 01:25:58.988 Hey, I'm gonna be okay. 01:26:00.280 --> 01:26:04.200 I know that. I know you will. 01:26:04.201 --> 01:26:05.995 I'm sorry. 01:26:07.538 --> 01:26:09.205 I, um... 01:26:09.206 --> 01:26:12.542 love... Fell in... 01:26:12.543 --> 01:26:14.169 I think... 01:26:16.505 --> 01:26:18.549 With me? 01:26:19.550 --> 01:26:21.719 The feeling is real. 01:26:22.720 --> 01:26:24.597 Yes, it is. 01:26:26.432 --> 01:26:29.601 I didn't think I could do that. 01:26:29.602 --> 01:26:30.937 Cry? 01:26:37.735 --> 01:26:39.486 Fall in love. 01:26:49.538 --> 01:26:51.165 How was that? 01:26:53.167 --> 01:26:56.963 The best thing I ever felt in my whole life. 01:27:02.051 --> 01:27:04.260 - [tone sounds] - [woman] Attention passengers. 01:27:04.261 --> 01:27:06.472 Flight 16... 01:27:09.016 --> 01:27:10.726 Own it. 01:27:15.064 --> 01:27:16.273 Own what? 01:27:19.401 --> 01:27:20.611 Your first everything. 01:27:24.239 --> 01:27:26.909 Own it. I do. 01:27:29.078 --> 01:27:30.412 You do? 01:27:31.831 --> 01:27:33.624 Keep it real. 01:28:27.427 --> 01:28:30.139 Batter, batter, batter up. Can I take your order? 01:28:34.601 --> 01:28:38.104 Hello? Can I take your order? 01:28:38.105 --> 01:28:39.856 [Kassidy] Yeah, I was looking at the menu, 01:28:39.857 --> 01:28:42.441 and I didn't see anything I wanted. 01:28:42.442 --> 01:28:44.069 What do you want? 01:28:44.070 --> 01:28:46.696 A date with Limus Huffington. 01:28:46.697 --> 01:28:49.700 - Ooh, and a donut. - [engine revs] 01:28:52.953 --> 01:28:55.205 Hi. 01:28:55.206 --> 01:28:59.375 Well, jump in the cockpit, motherfucker. 01:28:59.376 --> 01:29:01.419 Can you handle the deep fryer? 01:29:01.420 --> 01:29:03.796 - You know I can. - I'll miss you. 01:29:03.797 --> 01:29:06.049 Jump in. 01:29:06.050 --> 01:29:07.592 [Nard] Han Solo 01:29:07.593 --> 01:29:10.470 jumps in the Millennium Falcon. 01:29:20.814 --> 01:29:23.316 - Hi. - Hi. 01:29:23.317 --> 01:29:24.735 And my donut? 01:29:26.403 --> 01:29:28.322 [Huffy chuckling] 01:29:49.593 --> 01:29:51.595 Oh, sh... [laughing] 01:29:57.434 --> 01:29:58.978 I think he's had a heart attack. 01:30:07.278 --> 01:30:08.736 And we're writing a song. 01:30:08.737 --> 01:30:10.155 We're writing a song together. 01:30:10.156 --> 01:30:12.073 It's called "Boot." 01:30:12.074 --> 01:30:14.617 It goes... Let's just sing it. 01:30:14.618 --> 01:30:18.913 ♪ Damn, girl ♪ 01:30:18.914 --> 01:30:22.751 ♪ Da booty don't stop ♪ 01:30:31.426 --> 01:30:32.802 Let's just stop the moping around the house 01:30:32.803 --> 01:30:33.970 'cause I can't take it anymore. 01:30:33.971 --> 01:30:35.721 It's disgusting. 01:30:35.722 --> 01:30:37.640 It not... It doesn't please your mom. 01:30:37.641 --> 01:30:39.142 I don't like it either. 01:30:39.143 --> 01:30:40.559 I haven't had pussy in a long time. 01:30:40.560 --> 01:30:41.895 Okay. 01:31:08.297 --> 01:31:09.797 [Huffy] It's empowerment. 01:31:09.798 --> 01:31:10.923 Female empowerment. 01:31:10.924 --> 01:31:13.009 Okay. 01:31:13.010 --> 01:31:14.219 Women don't need to be empowered. 01:31:14.220 --> 01:31:15.888 Just stop it. 01:31:17.556 --> 01:31:18.974 No. 01:31:28.817 --> 01:31:30.943 - I'm gonna throw up. - Why? 01:31:30.944 --> 01:31:33.279 Who did that? Zack. 01:31:33.280 --> 01:31:35.031 - No. Did you fart? - Oh, did you fart? 01:31:35.032 --> 01:31:36.490 - I didn't fart. - [man] No, I'm keeping this 01:31:36.491 --> 01:31:37.783 - locked up. - What is wrong 01:31:37.784 --> 01:31:39.119 with you fucking people? 01:31:48.421 --> 01:31:51.257 Comedies are harder than dramas.