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WEBVTT 1 00:00:12.771 --> 00:00:14.256 Okay, my turn, my turn. 2 00:00:14.281 --> 00:00:15.934 Umm, I got one. - Great. 3 00:00:15.941 --> 00:00:18.808 Can you make it a little more challenging this time? 4 00:00:18.844 --> 00:00:20.869 Okay. Check this out. 5 00:00:21.380 --> 00:00:25.129 I spy with my little eye, 6 00:00:25.654 --> 00:00:29.253 something yellow, 7 00:00:29.287 --> 00:00:33.383 and round, and it eats dots. 8 00:00:34.359 --> 00:00:36.640 Seriously, Ralph? - Yeah, seriously. 9 00:00:36.665 --> 00:00:38.489 You're never gonna get it. 10 00:00:38.497 --> 00:00:41.415 Well, obviously, it's Pac-Man. 11 00:00:41.440 --> 00:00:43.457 - No- that's not ob- why is it obvious? 12 00:00:43.502 --> 00:00:48.337 Name one other thing in this whole arcade that is yellow and round and eats dots. 13 00:00:48.361 --> 00:00:51.657 I can name two things: Ms. Pac-Man and Baby Pac-Man. Boom! 14 00:00:51.677 --> 00:00:53.911 I accept your apology. - Yeah, you're right, okay. 15 00:00:53.913 --> 00:00:56.848 But, was it Pac-Man? - Yeah. You got me. 16 00:00:58.316 --> 00:01:00.409 Alright. Riddle me this, 17 00:01:00.452 --> 00:01:04.445 Do you or do you not think that Zangief waxes? 18 00:01:04.456 --> 00:01:06.515 No way, look at the guy. He looks like a yeti! 19 00:01:06.525 --> 00:01:10.461 I dunno. I mean, if the fur were confined to his chest 20 00:01:10.495 --> 00:01:12.930 I might agree, but look at those two very specific 21 00:01:12.955 --> 00:01:15.364 tufts of shoe hair poking out of his boots. 22 00:01:15.400 --> 00:01:18.426 That does not just happen, Ralph. That is a choice. 23 00:01:18.437 --> 00:01:23.340 You're totally right, kid! He's baby smooth everywhere else! 24 00:01:23.375 --> 00:01:27.402 I rest my case. - My mind is blown. 25 00:01:27.412 --> 00:01:29.403 Let's go get a root beer. 26 00:01:30.348 --> 00:01:33.283 Ok, let's see what you got, kid. 27 00:01:33.385 --> 00:01:37.446 Ooh, nice one! Okay, I think I got one in the chamber. 28 00:01:40.392 --> 00:01:42.360 Eww! Gross! - Thank you. 29 00:01:42.360 --> 00:01:45.454 Hey, wanna sneak into Tron? - Doesn't that game have a virus? 30 00:01:45.497 --> 00:01:47.465 No, I'm sure they've fixed it. 31 00:01:49.534 --> 00:01:52.401 I'm gonna beat my speed record! 32 00:01:52.437 --> 00:01:54.234 Hey! Wait for me! 33 00:02:02.547 --> 00:02:05.380 Ralph? - Yeah? 34 00:02:05.383 --> 00:02:08.284 I don't think they fixed the game. 35 00:02:09.354 --> 00:02:10.412 Uh, no. 36 00:02:10.455 --> 00:02:16.416 Help! Tron? 37 00:02:16.461 --> 00:02:21.296 Anyone! Help! 38 00:02:21.800 --> 00:02:25.736 Do you realize we're basically just, like, zeroes and ones 39 00:02:25.771 --> 00:02:28.865 floating around like we are just tiny specks of dust? 40 00:02:28.874 --> 00:02:32.742 Like, doesn't the very nature of our existence make you wonder 41 00:02:32.778 --> 00:02:34.837 if there is more to life than this? 42 00:02:34.847 --> 00:02:38.749 Why would I wonder if there is more to life when the life I got is perfect? 43 00:02:38.784 --> 00:02:41.753 I mean, sure, it doesn't look so hot on paper, 44 00:02:41.754 --> 00:02:42.982 I'm just a bad guy from 45 00:02:42.988 --> 00:02:44.785 some old video game who wrecks a building. 46 00:02:44.823 --> 00:02:47.986 Yeah, and for 27 years I was a total zero without any friends. 47 00:02:47.993 --> 00:02:51.759 But now I got a best friend who just happens 48 00:02:51.797 --> 00:02:53.992 to be the coolest kid in the whole arcade. 49 00:02:53.999 --> 00:02:56.832 Aw, thanks, Ralph. - Watch this. 50 00:02:58.971 --> 00:03:00.939 Home run! 51 00:03:00.939 --> 00:03:02.839 Alright, let's go watch the sunrise. 52 00:03:02.941 --> 00:03:05.300 Are you really saying that there is not 53 00:03:05.325 --> 00:03:07.776 one single solitary thing about your life 54 00:03:07.780 --> 00:03:09.748 that you would change? 55 00:03:09.782 --> 00:03:13.809 No. Think about it. You and me get to goof off all night long. 56 00:03:13.819 --> 00:03:17.812 Litwak shows up, we go to work, we put on the hours, then the arcade closes 57 00:03:17.856 --> 00:03:19.824 and we get to do it all over again! 58 00:03:19.825 --> 00:03:22.760 The only thing I might do different in that scenario 59 00:03:22.795 --> 00:03:26.891 would be not having to go to work. Other than that, I wouldn't change a thing. 60 00:03:28.800 --> 00:03:31.701 Hey, where'd the sunrise go? 61 00:03:31.703 --> 00:03:34.672 Alright. Let's get you plugged in. 62 00:03:35.807 --> 00:03:37.900 That's a plug in alert! 63 00:03:37.942 --> 00:03:41.776 Litwak hasn't plugged in a new game in forever! Let's go see what it is! 64 00:03:41.779 --> 00:03:46.842 Yeah! Excuse us, excuse us. Hey, Felix! Calhoun! What's getting plugged in? 65 00:03:46.884 --> 00:03:50.650 Well, Ralph, Sonic thinks it's gonna be a new pinball machine. 66 00:03:50.688 --> 00:03:52.656 What do you think, ladylove? 67 00:03:52.657 --> 00:03:55.751 I'll bet you a shiny nickel it's a blood pressure machine. 68 00:03:55.793 --> 00:03:57.693 Kids love those things. 69 00:03:58.730 --> 00:04:02.791 Please be a racing game, please be a racing game, please be a racing game. 70 00:04:05.737 --> 00:04:08.706 Whiffy? Or Wifey? 71 00:04:08.706 --> 00:04:10.867 Well, it's either whiffleball or an arranged marriage game. 72 00:04:10.908 --> 00:04:14.776 It's actually pronounced "Wi-Fi", Ralph. - Yeah, that's what I said. 73 00:04:14.779 --> 00:04:16.747 - And Wi-Fi is the Internet 74 00:04:16.748 --> 00:04:18.909 which is an online community where human beings go to shop, 75 00:04:18.916 --> 00:04:22.647 play games, and socialize. - Ooh, fun! 76 00:04:22.654 --> 00:04:23.916 Oh no, it is not! 77 00:04:23.955 --> 00:04:28.858 That sign right there says "Wi-Fi", what it should say is "Die-Fi". 78 00:04:30.862 --> 00:04:34.889 That's a little humor there but seriously, the Internet is nothing to laugh at. 79 00:04:34.899 --> 00:04:38.630 It is new, it is different, and therefore we should fear it. 80 00:04:38.636 --> 00:04:41.799 So keep out, for Pete's sake, and get to work. The arcade's about to open. 81 00:04:41.906 --> 00:04:44.898 Figures! Finally get something new plugged in 82 00:04:44.942 --> 00:04:47.740 and we're not even allowed to go in there! 83 00:04:47.745 --> 00:04:51.875 Totally not fair! - A new racing game would've been cool. 84 00:04:51.916 --> 00:04:54.851 Something wrong with your game? - No, no. 85 00:04:54.886 --> 00:04:58.788 It's just every bonus levels been unlocked, I know every shortcut. 86 00:04:58.823 --> 00:05:02.725 Man, I'd kill for even just a new track! - New track? 87 00:05:02.727 --> 00:05:05.696 You already got, like, three choices. - Yeah, I know, 88 00:05:05.697 --> 00:05:07.631 but don't you ever wish something new and different 89 00:05:07.665 --> 00:05:09.792 would happen in your game? - Nope. 90 00:05:09.834 --> 00:05:11.734 Really? 91 00:05:11.736 --> 00:05:14.705 Well, agree to disagree. - Wait, I don't wanna disagree. 92 00:05:14.739 --> 00:05:17.799 No, no, it's just a fancy way to say we don't have to argue about it. 93 00:05:17.842 --> 00:05:19.707 We're arguing? I don't want to argue! 94 00:05:19.711 --> 00:05:25.650 Relax. Stop making it a thing, go to work. I'll see you tonight, stench-vessel. 95 00:05:25.683 --> 00:05:26.775 Alright. 96 00:05:30.855 --> 00:05:33.824 She wants a new track? I'll give her a new track! 97 00:05:37.695 --> 00:05:40.664 C'mon, Nafisa! Let's play Sugar Rush! 98 00:05:40.798 --> 00:05:44.700 Pick Vanellope, Swatti! She's got the best superpower. 99 00:05:44.702 --> 00:05:46.897 Yeah, the glitch! I love her! 100 00:05:46.904 --> 00:05:49.873 Drivers, start your engines! 101 00:05:49.874 --> 00:05:52.707 You're gonna lose today, princess. 102 00:05:52.744 --> 00:05:55.907 Well, yes, I am technically a princess, Taffyta. 103 00:05:55.947 --> 00:05:59.713 I'd rather you'd just think of me as plain old Vanellope, 104 00:05:59.751 --> 00:06:01.810 the racer who is about to kick your butt. 105 00:06:01.819 --> 00:06:04.879 3, 2, 1, go! 106 00:06:22.774 --> 00:06:25.834 Right on cue. - I love it when she glitches! 107 00:06:31.849 --> 00:06:35.717 Excuse me, I must've fallen asleep. Oh, fun, I'm winning. 108 00:06:45.863 --> 00:06:47.763 She's gonna love this. 109 00:06:48.800 --> 00:06:50.893 Right on time! 110 00:06:53.871 --> 00:06:54.860 What? 111 00:06:54.872 --> 00:06:58.774 Looking for something new, and different? 112 00:06:58.776 --> 00:07:01.836 Then take this track! 113 00:07:01.846 --> 00:07:03.905 Oh, Ralph, you old son of a gun! 114 00:07:03.915 --> 00:07:06.713 I'd say I got a little time for a detour! 115 00:07:07.852 --> 00:07:10.719 Hey, look! I think I unlocked a new track! 116 00:07:10.755 --> 00:07:11.881 Never seen that before. 117 00:07:14.792 --> 00:07:17.625 This is awesome! 118 00:07:17.662 --> 00:07:20.790 Thanks, Ralph! - You're welcome! 119 00:07:20.898 --> 00:07:24.698 Get back up on the track, Swatti! You're going to lose! - I can't! 120 00:07:24.735 --> 00:07:26.760 It's like it's driving itself! 121 00:07:31.809 --> 00:07:33.800 What is wrong with this thing? 122 00:07:42.787 --> 00:07:44.755 Oh, no! 123 00:07:46.724 --> 00:07:48.851 Ralph! 124 00:07:52.730 --> 00:07:54.823 Oh, no, no, no, no, no! 125 00:07:54.832 --> 00:07:56.766 Kid! 126 00:07:56.801 --> 00:07:58.666 Oh, kid, I'm so sorry! Are you okay? 127 00:07:59.904 --> 00:08:04.603 What an amazing track! Thank you, Ralph! Thank you, thank you, thank you! 128 00:08:04.642 --> 00:08:05.836 You're welcome! 129 00:08:05.843 --> 00:08:08.710 You know I take my duty as your hero very seriously. 130 00:08:08.746 --> 00:08:11.874 Wait a minute. You took a serious doody where? 131 00:08:12.950 --> 00:08:16.750 Vanellope, get up here! We have a situation. 132 00:08:17.822 --> 00:08:22.623 Mr. Litwak, the Vanellope racer wasn't working and 133 00:08:22.660 --> 00:08:25.720 I think maybe I turned the wheel too hard. - Oh! 134 00:08:25.730 --> 00:08:27.891 I'm really sorry. - Oh, it's okay, Swatti. 135 00:08:27.932 --> 00:08:29.900 I think I can get it back on there pretty easily. 136 00:08:29.901 --> 00:08:31.892 What did you do, Ralph? - Nothing! 137 00:08:31.936 --> 00:08:33.801 Leave him alone, he's just trying to 138 00:08:33.804 --> 00:08:36.898 make the game more exciting. - Yeah. Why don't you relax, Taffyta? 139 00:08:36.941 --> 00:08:38.772 Litwak will fix it. 140 00:08:38.776 --> 00:08:40.869 Alright. 141 00:08:41.913 --> 00:08:44.711 Okay. It's still not a problem. 142 00:08:44.715 --> 00:08:45.773 He'll just order a new part. 143 00:08:45.783 --> 00:08:47.842 Well, I ordered the new part but the company 144 00:08:47.919 --> 00:08:50.717 that made Sugar Rush went out of business years ago. 145 00:08:50.721 --> 00:08:53.622 I could try to find them on the internet. - Oh, good idea! - Yeah, me too! 146 00:08:53.658 --> 00:08:54.920 Good luck. You're only gonna be finding a needle in a- 147 00:08:54.926 --> 00:08:58.760 I got one! On eBay! - Really? How about that? 148 00:08:58.796 --> 00:09:00.858 See? Those kids have it under control. They're 149 00:09:00.883 --> 00:09:02.789 just gonna get another wheel from the eBoy. 150 00:09:02.833 --> 00:09:04.767 Are you kidding me? How much? 151 00:09:04.802 --> 00:09:06.861 That's more than this game makes in a year! 152 00:09:06.904 --> 00:09:10.840 I hate to say it but my salvage guys are coming on Friday. 153 00:09:10.841 --> 00:09:14.743 It might be time to sell Sugar Rush for parts. 154 00:09:14.745 --> 00:09:16.872 Where's he going? He's- 155 00:09:16.881 --> 00:09:20.783 Litwak's gonna unplug the game! Go! Go, go, go! 156 00:09:29.860 --> 00:09:32.658 Gang way! 157 00:09:35.666 --> 00:09:37.827 What are you people doing out your game, for Pete's sake? 158 00:09:37.835 --> 00:09:39.826 The arcade is open! 159 00:09:39.870 --> 00:09:41.838 Sugar Rush is getting unplugged! 160 00:09:48.713 --> 00:09:51.739 We're homeless! - Yeah, we're homeless! 161 00:09:51.849 --> 00:09:53.714 Oh, what are we gonna do? 162 00:09:53.784 --> 00:09:57.845 Calm down! Calm down. Get a hold of yourself. 163 00:09:59.924 --> 00:10:02.654 Unplugging. 164 00:10:02.660 --> 00:10:04.787 Good Lord, I haven't seen this many game-less characters 165 00:10:04.829 --> 00:10:06.763 since Space Invaders went down. 166 00:10:07.865 --> 00:10:10.663 Where are we gonna live? 167 00:10:10.701 --> 00:10:12.794 You can stay here until the arcade closes, I guess, 168 00:10:12.803 --> 00:10:16.739 and then we'll figure out where the heck we're gonna put you all. 169 00:10:32.289 --> 00:10:35.383 Okay. Here we go. 170 00:10:35.425 --> 00:10:38.326 I raided Gene's fridge. Good news, he's got pie. 171 00:10:38.328 --> 00:10:40.783 I took a bunch of his pillows and junk too. I'm 172 00:10:40.808 --> 00:10:43.391 thinking we make a fort out here. Or like a yurt. 173 00:10:43.433 --> 00:10:45.827 Or, we could take these pillows and stack 174 00:10:45.852 --> 00:10:48.393 them right and we can make an igloo out of pillows 175 00:10:48.438 --> 00:10:52.238 like a pillow igloo, pigloo! Pigloo! 176 00:10:52.276 --> 00:10:57.304 So what do you think, kid? Fort, yurt, or the obvious best choice, pigloo? 177 00:10:57.314 --> 00:11:01.148 I can't believe I don't have a game anymore. 178 00:11:01.184 --> 00:11:04.244 I mean, like what am I gonna do all day? 179 00:11:04.354 --> 00:11:06.322 What? Come on, are you kidding? 180 00:11:06.356 --> 00:11:10.417 You sleep in, you do no work, and you go to Tappers with me every night. 181 00:11:10.427 --> 00:11:15.160 I've literally just described paradise. - But I loved my game. 182 00:11:15.198 --> 00:11:18.292 Oh, come on., you were just bellyaching about the tracks being too easy! 183 00:11:18.335 --> 00:11:20.326 But that doesn't mean I didn't love it! 184 00:11:20.337 --> 00:11:26.207 Yeah, sure it was kind of predictable, but, still, I never really knew 185 00:11:26.243 --> 00:11:28.268 what might happen in a race. 186 00:11:28.278 --> 00:11:33.215 And it's that, it's that feeling, that "not knowing what's coming next" feeling. 187 00:11:33.250 --> 00:11:35.149 That's the stuff. 188 00:11:35.174 --> 00:11:38.278 It feels like life to me. 189 00:11:38.322 --> 00:11:44.158 If I'm not a racer, Ralph, what am I? 190 00:11:44.161 --> 00:11:47.324 My best friend. - It's not enough. 191 00:11:48.198 --> 00:11:53.158 No, I just- I'm sorry. I know I'm being weird. 192 00:11:54.404 --> 00:11:58.397 I think that maybe I just need to be alone right now. 193 00:12:01.211 --> 00:12:03.145 Okay. 194 00:12:03.180 --> 00:12:08.174 I'll meet you over at Tappers in a little while, I guess. 195 00:12:10.387 --> 00:12:14.323 Alright, now, we've found some good homes for so many of our chums 196 00:12:14.324 --> 00:12:17.191 from Sugar Rush, and we're just hoping a few more of you 197 00:12:17.194 --> 00:12:20.356 will open your doors and your hearts to those in need. 198 00:12:21.198 --> 00:12:25.225 I suppose that large green olive will fit in nicely with my decor. 199 00:12:25.268 --> 00:12:27.283 I'm a sour ball. 200 00:12:27.308 --> 00:12:29.329 - Well, beggars can't be choosers, can't they? 201 00:12:29.373 --> 00:12:31.307 Come along, condiment. 202 00:12:31.308 --> 00:12:33.299 Mmmkay. 203 00:12:34.144 --> 00:12:36.203 Marvelous! That just leaves the racers. 204 00:12:36.246 --> 00:12:39.306 We're like, adorable. - You sure are! 205 00:12:39.316 --> 00:12:41.307 So, any takers? 206 00:12:46.156 --> 00:12:47.316 Anyone? 207 00:12:50.193 --> 00:12:54.152 Felix. I know we've never once talked 208 00:12:54.164 --> 00:12:56.189 about having a family before, but- - I know! 209 00:12:56.233 --> 00:12:58.368 It feels like the kind of thing you just jump 210 00:12:58.393 --> 00:13:00.363 into with both feet, and then made a plan! 211 00:13:00.370 --> 00:13:03.362 Felix and I will give them sanctuary! 212 00:13:05.342 --> 00:13:07.333 Can I get a quick word with you two? 213 00:13:10.213 --> 00:13:12.340 Look, I get it, you've been married for 6 years, 214 00:13:12.382 --> 00:13:14.213 you're looking to spice things up. 215 00:13:14.217 --> 00:13:16.276 But, trust me, adopting 15 children 216 00:13:16.319 --> 00:13:18.184 is the wrong kind of spice. 217 00:13:18.221 --> 00:13:22.214 Those things are basically feral. - Pardon me, sir, 218 00:13:22.225 --> 00:13:26.184 but those youngsters are lambs! Lost little lambs 219 00:13:26.229 --> 00:13:30.165 in need of two kind, caring shepherds! - That's right. 220 00:13:30.200 --> 00:13:33.192 Besides, how hard can parenting be? 221 00:13:33.236 --> 00:13:36.296 You treat the child like your best friend, you give them everything they want 222 00:13:36.306 --> 00:13:41.175 and you just love their little socks off! Right, Tammy? - Darn tootin'. 223 00:13:46.883 --> 00:13:50.842 Hey, mom! Why does your lame TV only have 1 channel? 224 00:13:51.788 --> 00:13:53.915 Well? Hate to say I told you- 225 00:14:05.935 --> 00:14:09.735 Hey, Tapper? - No, Ralph, I haven't seen Vanellope. 226 00:14:09.739 --> 00:14:12.731 Not since the last time you asked me 30 seconds ago! 227 00:14:12.775 --> 00:14:14.936 Sorry. I'm just worried about her. 228 00:14:14.944 --> 00:14:18.004 She's glitching like crazy and acting super insecure and 229 00:14:18.815 --> 00:14:23.752 Oh, get this. She said being friends with me wasn't enough for her. 230 00:14:23.953 --> 00:14:26.012 Not enough? I'm a great friend! 231 00:14:26.322 --> 00:14:30.156 Right, Tapper? Right? - I'm sorry, who's acting insecure? 232 00:14:30.192 --> 00:14:35.061 Ralph, come on. the kid just lost her game. Give her a break. 233 00:14:35.297 --> 00:14:37.162 There you ar- 234 00:14:37.266 --> 00:14:40.133 Hey, Ralph. - Hey, Felix. 235 00:14:40.136 --> 00:14:43.105 Since when do you drink root beer? - Since tonight. 236 00:14:43.105 --> 00:14:44.231 Yeah, I hear you, buddy. 237 00:14:44.273 --> 00:14:48.209 Hey, listen, this one was supposed to be for Vanellope. I guess you can have it. 238 00:14:48.210 --> 00:14:51.179 Doesn't look like she's coming. - Thanks. 239 00:14:51.213 --> 00:14:54.239 You know, I can't help but think this whole mess is 240 00:14:54.250 --> 00:14:57.014 somehow, partially my fault. 241 00:14:57.053 --> 00:15:02.184 It figures. Just when my life was perfect. - Mine was too! 242 00:15:02.224 --> 00:15:06.058 But, hey! Now I'm a father of 15! 243 00:15:06.062 --> 00:15:08.087 Isn't that just a blessing? 244 00:15:15.137 --> 00:15:17.298 Wait a minute. What did you just say, Felix? 245 00:15:18.274 --> 00:15:21.334 Isn't that just a blessing? - No, that weird sound thing. 246 00:15:23.145 --> 00:15:25.079 Yeah! 247 00:15:25.081 --> 00:15:26.309 Say it again. 248 00:15:29.351 --> 00:15:30.318 Say it again! 249 00:15:34.123 --> 00:15:36.250 eBoy? - Yeah! 250 00:15:36.258 --> 00:15:38.283 What are you getting at there, Ralph? 251 00:15:38.327 --> 00:15:42.263 That kid out in the arcade said there was a steering wheel part in the internet 252 00:15:42.264 --> 00:15:47.167 in something called eBoy or, eBay! That's it, it was eBay! 253 00:15:47.169 --> 00:15:50.036 Ralph, are you thinking about going to the internet 254 00:15:50.039 --> 00:15:51.097 and fiding that part? 255 00:15:51.140 --> 00:15:53.233 Getting that part's the only thing that's gonna fix the game 256 00:15:53.275 --> 00:15:56.142 and that's the only thing that's gonna make Vanellope happy again. 257 00:15:56.145 --> 00:16:00.138 And if Sugar Rush is fixed, those lovable scamps living in my house 258 00:16:00.182 --> 00:16:04.278 and destroying my sanity will have homes of their own again! 259 00:16:04.286 --> 00:16:08.154 Ralph, this is an important mission. A noble mission! 260 00:16:08.190 --> 00:16:10.158 I will cover for you. - Thanks, pal! 261 00:16:10.292 --> 00:16:13.261 Ralph, what about your tab? You're only here for the root beer. 262 00:16:13.262 --> 00:16:16.322 Felix is gonna cover for me! Drinks on the house, everybody! 263 00:16:16.332 --> 00:16:18.061 Felix is paying! 264 00:16:30.546 --> 00:16:32.514 Ralph, what is wrong with you? 265 00:16:32.548 --> 00:16:35.697 Start churning butter and put on your church shoes, 266 00:16:35.722 --> 00:16:38.568 little sister, cause we're about to blast off! 267 00:16:39.288 --> 00:16:42.155 What are you even talking about? 268 00:16:42.158 --> 00:16:44.183 We're going to the internet. - What? 269 00:16:44.226 --> 00:16:46.126 Yeah, to find the part to fix your game. 270 00:16:46.162 --> 00:16:47.129 No way! 271 00:16:47.129 --> 00:16:48.289 Yeah, I probably should have just said we're going to the internet. 272 00:16:48.330 --> 00:16:51.231 We're going to the internet! - Yeah, we are! 273 00:16:52.067 --> 00:16:54.160 Surge! Are we glad to see you! 274 00:16:54.203 --> 00:16:57.263 We want to report some malfeasants over by the Whac-a-Mole. 275 00:16:57.273 --> 00:17:01.232 Yeah, we saw some undesirables causing a real donnybrook over there! 276 00:17:01.277 --> 00:17:04.075 Oh, heck no, not on my watch! 277 00:17:04.113 --> 00:17:05.239 Appreciate the tip. 278 00:17:09.285 --> 00:17:12.483 So, all we gotta do is find this eBoy place. 279 00:17:12.508 --> 00:17:14.188 - eBay. - Right, eBay. 280 00:17:14.223 --> 00:17:16.247 So we go over there, get the steering wheel, 281 00:17:16.272 --> 00:17:18.182 have it delivered to Litwak before Friday, 282 00:17:18.194 --> 00:17:21.129 he'll fix your game, everything goes back to the way it was! 283 00:17:21.263 --> 00:17:22.321 Happily ever after! 284 00:17:22.331 --> 00:17:27.064 This is a shockingly sound, well thought-out idea for you, Ralph, no offense. 285 00:17:27.069 --> 00:17:29.037 I know, and none taken. 286 00:17:29.071 --> 00:17:35.169 Here it comes! Ladies and gentlemen, boy and girls, I give you the internet! 287 00:17:38.314 --> 00:17:43.047 The internet is not nearly as impressive as how Sonic described it. 288 00:17:43.085 --> 00:17:45.178 I gotta admit, I'm underwhelmed. 289 00:17:45.187 --> 00:17:48.179 Where do you think they keep their eBay? - Beats me. 290 00:17:48.190 --> 00:17:52.092 Hello? Anybody here? - Anyone, hello? 291 00:17:52.127 --> 00:17:55.290 We're looking for eBay! - You hear that, kid? 292 00:17:55.297 --> 00:17:58.164 Sweet echo! Check this out. 293 00:18:04.240 --> 00:18:07.073 Okay. Connect to network. 294 00:18:07.343 --> 00:18:13.282 Bingo. Password is "highscore", with a zero instead of O. 295 00:18:13.282 --> 00:18:18.151 Yes, and we are online. 296 00:18:28.297 --> 00:18:30.162 Ralph, look! 297 00:18:36.138 --> 00:18:40.074 That's a gremlin! Stay away, it's a gremlin! - It looks like a tiny Mr. Litwak! 298 00:18:44.280 --> 00:18:48.114 Cool! Come on, Ralph, let's follow him! - Hey, wait for me! 299 00:18:48.150 --> 00:18:49.242 Kid, come back! Wait! 300 00:18:53.355 --> 00:18:55.255 Vanellope! 301 00:19:19.315 --> 00:19:21.112 Kid! 302 00:19:21.116 --> 00:19:25.052 Ralph, isn't this great? - No, it is not! 303 00:20:07.696 --> 00:20:10.665 Sweet mother of monkey milk! 304 00:20:11.800 --> 00:20:14.633 Kid, I don't think we're in Litwak's anymore. 305 00:20:14.636 --> 00:20:19.664 We certainly are not, friendo. We are in the internet! 306 00:20:19.708 --> 00:20:20.732 Come on, Ralph! 307 00:20:29.551 --> 00:20:32.679 Holy cow! Look at all this stuff! 308 00:20:33.655 --> 00:20:37.614 This is the most beautiful miracle I've ever seen. 309 00:20:38.560 --> 00:20:42.656 But it's so big. It goes on forever and ever. 310 00:20:42.664 --> 00:20:46.566 How are we possibly gonna find eBay out there, Ralph? 311 00:20:46.601 --> 00:20:49.627 Kid! Kid. Don't worry! I'm sure there's someone out here 312 00:20:49.638 --> 00:20:51.030 who could give us directions. 313 00:20:51.606 --> 00:20:52.732 Look at there, at that guy! 314 00:20:52.741 --> 00:20:54.800 He's got one of those hats that smart people wear. 315 00:20:54.809 --> 00:20:56.777 I bet he could help us. Come on! 316 00:20:56.801 --> 00:20:58.301 Welcome back to the searchbar, madam. 317 00:20:58.425 --> 00:21:01.325 I hope you are able to find a satisfactory breakfast burrito 318 00:21:01.349 --> 00:21:04.049 based upon the search results I have provided this morning. 319 00:21:04.573 --> 00:21:06.673 What can KnowsMore help you find now? 320 00:21:06.897 --> 00:21:09.397 Where can I find ballet- 321 00:21:09.421 --> 00:21:11.546 Ballet shoes? Ballet classes? Ballet folklorico? Ba- 322 00:21:11.547 --> 00:21:13.447 Tights. Girl, size small. 323 00:21:13.471 --> 00:21:16.671 Oh, little madam is trying ballet now, I see. 324 00:21:16.695 --> 00:21:18.895 I hope this last longer than the soccer phase. 325 00:21:22.237 --> 00:21:25.010 I found 23 million results for ballet tights, 326 00:21:25.035 --> 00:21:27.961 girl, size small. Isn't that interesting! 327 00:21:29.085 --> 00:21:31.785 Redirecting to "DesmondsTutus.com". 328 00:21:32.609 --> 00:21:33.709 They never say "thank you". 329 00:21:33.778 --> 00:21:38.511 Oh, hello, sir. Interesting, you don't seem to have a search history. 330 00:21:38.550 --> 00:21:39.710 Let's start one for you. 331 00:21:39.751 --> 00:21:41.685 What can KnowsMore help you find today? - Umm- 332 00:21:41.686 --> 00:21:43.586 Umbrella? Umbridge? Umami? Uma Thurman? - No. 333 00:21:43.621 --> 00:21:46.522 Noah's Ark? No Doubt? Nordstrom Rack? 334 00:21:46.558 --> 00:21:47.474 Err- 335 00:21:47.499 --> 00:21:50.246 Ergonomics? Urban Outfitters? Urkel, played by Jaleel White? 336 00:21:50.926 --> 00:21:53.292 Looks like no-one put Humpty Dumpty together again. 337 00:21:53.317 --> 00:21:54.794 This guy's a little soft-boiled. 338 00:21:54.830 --> 00:21:57.822 I'm pretty sure he's just trying to guess what you're gonna say. 339 00:21:57.833 --> 00:22:01.826 Yes. I'm sorry, but my AutoFill's a touch aggressive, today. 340 00:22:01.837 --> 00:22:03.634 Let me try. 341 00:22:03.673 --> 00:22:05.732 eBay Sugar Rush steering wheel! 342 00:22:08.644 --> 00:22:10.839 Oh. I only found one result for your query! 343 00:22:10.846 --> 00:22:12.871 Hmm. Isn't that interesting! 344 00:22:13.849 --> 00:22:17.717 What? How did you-? - Ah, the Internet's very intuitive. 345 00:22:17.720 --> 00:22:21.622 Thank you, Mr. KnowsMore! - Well, you're welcome. 346 00:22:59.829 --> 00:23:03.731 Guess we know where to go if we ever need a pair of goggles. 347 00:23:03.733 --> 00:23:05.701 There's a whole building full of 'em! 348 00:23:05.735 --> 00:23:07.896 Look, there it is! eBay! 349 00:23:15.811 --> 00:23:18.871 Ralph, we're really gonna do it. We're actually gonna save my game! 350 00:23:18.914 --> 00:23:22.645 Told you not to worry. We just gotta keep our eyes on the prize 351 00:23:22.685 --> 00:23:23.845 and stay focused. 352 00:23:23.886 --> 00:23:25.877 Get rid of belly fat using this one weird trick! 353 00:23:25.921 --> 00:23:27.821 I love weird tricks! 354 00:23:28.123 --> 00:23:30.091 Sassy housewives want to meet you! 355 00:23:30.125 --> 00:23:32.150 Congratulations, you're a winner! - Really? 356 00:23:32.194 --> 00:23:34.865 These 10 child stars went to prison! Number 6 will amaze you! 357 00:23:34.890 --> 00:23:36.028 - That sounds interesting. 358 00:23:36.065 --> 00:23:39.125 Want to get rich playing video games? Click here to find out how! 359 00:23:39.134 --> 00:23:42.035 Ralph, come on! - There's a lot of cool stuff here! 360 00:23:42.037 --> 00:23:44.130 I'll be right here if you change your mind, brother! 361 00:23:44.173 --> 00:23:47.040 How about you, lady? Want to get rich playing video games? 362 00:23:51.180 --> 00:23:53.114 Ladies and gentlemen, the next item up, 363 00:23:53.115 --> 00:23:57.108 a black velvet painting of a sorrowful kitten, bidding starts at 49.99... 364 00:23:57.119 --> 00:23:59.144 The beaver, the beautifully taxidermied beaver... 365 00:23:59.188 --> 00:24:03.181 ...19367, a gently used artificial hip. 366 00:24:09.098 --> 00:24:10.998 ...going once, going twice, and sold! 367 00:24:10.999 --> 00:24:13.194 A tortilla chip shaped like international superstar, Beyonce 368 00:24:13.235 --> 00:24:16.204 Knowles for 400. - Yay! So happy! 369 00:24:16.205 --> 00:24:19.038 Are you understanding how this game works? 370 00:24:19.041 --> 00:24:21.009 I think all you have to do is, like, yell out 371 00:24:21.009 --> 00:24:23.978 the biggest number and then you win this stuff? 372 00:24:24.012 --> 00:24:26.105 And I thought Q*bert's game was weird. 373 00:24:26.148 --> 00:24:30.016 Hey, kid, hop up here and see if you could tell where they keep their steering wheels. 374 00:24:30.052 --> 00:24:34.128 There's a bunch of, like, sports member-abilia, 375 00:24:34.153 --> 00:24:37.015 big baby clothes called lingerie? 376 00:24:37.025 --> 00:24:38.185 Go to the right. Move right. 377 00:24:38.227 --> 00:24:41.162 Oh, there's a row with a bunch of old video game junk. 378 00:24:41.163 --> 00:24:43.188 Oh, there it is! There it is, I see it! 379 00:24:43.232 --> 00:24:46.698 There's someone else trying to win it! Come on, hurry, let's go! 380 00:24:46.702 --> 00:24:49.471 We got 275, and with 30 seconds left in the auction, 381 00:24:49.472 --> 00:24:52.600 we have 275. - Get out of the way! 382 00:24:52.642 --> 00:24:54.194 I'll give you three- - I got 3. Can you 383 00:24:54.219 --> 00:24:55.668 give a 305? 305? Can you give a 3-5? 384 00:24:55.678 --> 00:24:56.395 305. 385 00:24:56.420 --> 00:24:58.545 - 305. Give me a 310. Give me a 310. - 310. 386 00:24:58.581 --> 00:25:00.412 315. - 320! 387 00:25:00.449 --> 00:25:02.644 325. - Oh, man, this guy is good! 388 00:25:02.652 --> 00:25:04.815 He keeps coming up with numbers like it's nothing! 389 00:25:04.840 --> 00:25:06.554 - I hear 3 and a quarter, do I hear 350? 390 00:25:06.555 --> 00:25:08.455 350? - Watch this. 391 00:25:08.491 --> 00:25:09.549 1,000! 392 00:25:09.592 --> 00:25:13.460 1,000! Now we have a bid of 1,000! - Way to go, kid! 393 00:25:13.462 --> 00:25:15.521 That is a huge number! - Thank you. 394 00:25:15.564 --> 00:25:17.623 Check this out. 15,000! - 15,000? 395 00:25:17.633 --> 00:25:20.500 Do I hear 15,500? 396 00:25:20.536 --> 00:25:22.595 15,500! - 16,000! 397 00:25:22.638 --> 00:25:23.627 17,000! - 18,000! 398 00:25:23.673 --> 00:25:25.573 20,000! - 23,000! 399 00:25:25.608 --> 00:25:26.597 25,000! - 27,000! 400 00:25:26.642 --> 00:25:28.352 27,001! 401 00:25:28.377 --> 00:25:33.480 - And sold! For 27,001 to the barefoot hobo in the broken overalls! 402 00:25:33.482 --> 00:25:35.473 That's me! - We won! 403 00:25:35.518 --> 00:25:38.715 Congratulations! Here's your voucher for auction item 197324579. 404 00:25:38.721 --> 00:25:41.485 Please take it to checkout for processing. 405 00:25:41.624 --> 00:25:45.560 So, we are sent to ship one Sugar Rush steering wheel 406 00:25:45.561 --> 00:25:48.488 to a Litwak's Family Fun Land in Los Alamitios, California? 407 00:25:48.513 --> 00:25:49.463 - Yeah. 408 00:25:49.465 --> 00:25:52.559 With expedited shipping, that should arrive, Wednesday morning. 409 00:25:52.601 --> 00:25:55.593 That's two whole days before Litwak scraps your game! 410 00:25:55.604 --> 00:25:58.505 We're way ahead of schedule! - We rule! 411 00:25:58.507 --> 00:26:00.441 I'll just need a credit card number. 412 00:26:00.476 --> 00:26:04.606 Sorry, what's a credi- a crehi car huher? - A credit, card, number. 413 00:26:04.613 --> 00:26:06.478 Number. Right. 414 00:26:06.515 --> 00:26:08.574 Uh, 7. - Excuse me? 415 00:26:08.584 --> 00:26:09.608 Sorry. No, you're right. 416 00:26:10.152 --> 00:26:14.145 Ridiculous. I meant 11. - Those aren't credit card numbers. 417 00:26:14.156 --> 00:26:15.145 I'm pretty sure they are. 418 00:26:15.190 --> 00:26:17.954 How exactly do you intend to pay for this item, sir? 419 00:26:17.960 --> 00:26:20.986 You owe $27,001. - Wha? 420 00:26:21.029 --> 00:26:24.988 Dollars? Dollars, like, money? - Yes. 421 00:26:25.000 --> 00:26:28.197 And if you don't have a credit card, we also accept PayPal, Verifone, 422 00:26:28.237 --> 00:26:31.001 ProPay, SquareCash, and BuzzzBucks. 423 00:26:32.107 --> 00:26:33.972 You're gonna laugh. 424 00:26:35.210 --> 00:26:39.664 So, this big galoot, he left his wallet at home. 425 00:26:39.689 --> 00:26:41.149 - Yeah. Yeah. 426 00:26:41.149 --> 00:26:44.141 I did leave my wallet at home in my wallet room, and the door's locked. 427 00:26:46.021 --> 00:26:50.981 If you don't pay within 24 hours, you will be in violation of the unpaid item policy. 428 00:26:50.993 --> 00:26:53.018 You will forfeit the bid and you will lose this item. 429 00:26:53.028 --> 00:26:54.086 Next! 430 00:26:56.098 --> 00:26:59.124 Hey, buddy, you goin' to eBoy? Well, I got some free advice for you. 431 00:26:59.134 --> 00:27:01.932 Don't! What a scam! 432 00:27:05.173 --> 00:27:08.006 The signs aren't even real! 433 00:27:12.180 --> 00:27:14.148 What the heck? 434 00:27:14.149 --> 00:27:15.946 Dang, internet! 435 00:27:21.957 --> 00:27:24.084 Hey, kid, what's wrong? 436 00:27:24.126 --> 00:27:27.118 If I don't have the steering wheel, I don't have the game! I'm game-less! 437 00:27:27.129 --> 00:27:32.066 There's only one steering wheel on the whole internet, and we blew our chance 438 00:27:32.067 --> 00:27:35.127 to get it! - Hey, hey, hey, hey, calm down. 439 00:27:35.137 --> 00:27:37.037 We came here to save your game 440 00:27:37.072 --> 00:27:39.973 and that's what we're gonna do. - Okay. 441 00:27:39.975 --> 00:27:41.135 Okay? - Yeah. 442 00:27:42.177 --> 00:27:46.136 There you go. Now, look, all we gotta do 443 00:27:46.181 --> 00:27:49.082 is figure out a way to earn a little bit of moolah! 444 00:27:49.084 --> 00:27:52.918 We're video game characters, Ralph! We don't have moolah. 445 00:27:52.954 --> 00:27:55.946 Unless you can think of some magical way to 446 00:27:55.991 --> 00:27:57.959 get rich playing video games. 447 00:28:00.162 --> 00:28:02.153 Wanna get rich playing video games? 448 00:28:02.197 --> 00:28:05.132 Click right here to find out how! - Back off, robber. 449 00:28:06.968 --> 00:28:09.163 It's right this way. - Dang pop-up blockers! 450 00:28:09.204 --> 00:28:12.002 Why does everybody gotta be so mean? - There he is! 451 00:28:12.007 --> 00:28:14.032 Oh, thank goodness you're still here! 452 00:28:14.076 --> 00:28:17.102 Me and my friend here, we got 24 hours to make 27,001 dollars 453 00:28:17.112 --> 00:28:18.943 or she loses her game! 454 00:28:18.980 --> 00:28:21.949 Can you please tell us how to get rich playing video games? 455 00:28:21.983 --> 00:28:23.177 You bet! 456 00:28:23.185 --> 00:28:26.177 Click here and I'll take you to my website! 457 00:28:29.191 --> 00:28:32.319 You got, uh, ample carriage there, buster. 458 00:28:32.344 --> 00:28:33.992 Causing a little drag. - Sorry. 459 00:28:34.029 --> 00:28:36.650 You're getting close to the edge. - Huh? 460 00:28:36.675 --> 00:28:38.080 The edge! The edge! 461 00:28:40.969 --> 00:28:43.130 By the way, my name is J.P. Spamley. 462 00:28:43.138 --> 00:28:46.198 I'd like to welcome the both of you to the Spamley family! 463 00:28:49.010 --> 00:28:53.947 Step into my parlor. - This is your website? 464 00:28:53.982 --> 00:28:55.108 I know what you're thinking. Not to worry 465 00:28:55.117 --> 00:28:58.177 because my antivirus guy was just as clean as a- 466 00:29:00.989 --> 00:29:02.115 Oh, my gosh, that's embarrassing. 467 00:29:02.157 --> 00:29:04.716 Anyway, I know it's a little mess. Hey, Gord! 468 00:29:05.193 --> 00:29:09.062 But, I do have a system here, I really do. If I could just find that. Gord! 469 00:29:09.131 --> 00:29:12.123 Just gotta find this list. Oh! There you are. 470 00:29:12.134 --> 00:29:15.103 These guys are looking to get rich playing video games. 471 00:29:15.103 --> 00:29:17.094 What do you- what do you got for them, partner? 472 00:29:25.947 --> 00:29:27.005 Thank you. 473 00:29:27.182 --> 00:29:31.016 Fishwife's Amulet, Wizard Quest, 3 dollars. 474 00:29:31.052 --> 00:29:35.113 Foxhole Hammer, Zombie Crusades, 5 dollars? 475 00:29:35.157 --> 00:29:38.962 Those there are some of your more common-place low-dollar items. 476 00:29:38.987 --> 00:29:41.187 - Can you back up a sec, Mr. Spamley? 477 00:29:41.196 --> 00:29:44.996 You're saying, if we find the Golden Cleats 478 00:29:45.033 --> 00:29:48.002 from Pro League Soccer, we find those 479 00:29:48.003 --> 00:29:50.034 and bring them back here to you, and a human 480 00:29:50.059 --> 00:29:52.201 being in the real world will pay us 15 dollars? 481 00:29:52.240 --> 00:29:53.969 Yes, ma'am! 482 00:29:53.975 --> 00:29:56.136 Welcome to the exciting world of loot hunting! 483 00:29:56.178 --> 00:29:59.011 Folks go into games, they harvest the most coveted 484 00:29:59.014 --> 00:30:01.175 items, and they sell 'em on my web site 485 00:30:01.216 --> 00:30:03.207 to the highest bidder! 486 00:30:03.218 --> 00:30:07.018 Okay, and here's the thing. We need, like, a buttload of money. 487 00:30:07.022 --> 00:30:10.150 So do you have any more lucrative items, maybe? 488 00:30:10.174 --> 00:30:12.974 Gord! Gord! 489 00:30:13.128 --> 00:30:14.993 Oh, there you are. 490 00:30:16.097 --> 00:30:18.964 Thank you, buddy. You're such a nice guy. 491 00:30:18.967 --> 00:30:21.993 Is $40,000 lucrative enough for ya? 492 00:30:22.070 --> 00:30:26.006 It's more than enough! - Look, I got a guy in Des Moines, Iowa 493 00:30:26.041 --> 00:30:29.101 who will pay 40 grand for Shank's Car 494 00:30:29.110 --> 00:30:31.078 from a game called Slaughter Race. 495 00:30:31.112 --> 00:30:33.080 A racing game? - That's right. 496 00:30:33.081 --> 00:30:36.141 Slaughter Race is the most popular online racing game out there. 497 00:30:36.151 --> 00:30:39.211 However, it's wicked dangerous. - We ain't afraid of danger. 498 00:30:39.254 --> 00:30:41.883 This kid is the best racer in the whole world! 499 00:30:41.908 --> 00:30:44.055 We'll get you that car, no problem-o. 500 00:30:44.079 --> 00:30:46.979 Slaughter Race! Enter at your own risk! 501 00:30:55.203 --> 00:30:58.070 This game is kind of amazing! 502 00:30:59.241 --> 00:31:02.142 The attention to detail is pretty impressive. 503 00:31:03.945 --> 00:31:06.175 I don't think I've ever been in a game with smog before. 504 00:31:08.049 --> 00:31:10.074 Nice kitty! Nice kitty! 505 00:31:14.189 --> 00:31:16.987 Let's just find Shank's car and get out of here. 506 00:31:17.012 --> 00:31:17.944 - Agreed. 507 00:31:24.032 --> 00:31:26.000 Look! There it is! 508 00:31:26.001 --> 00:31:28.026 That car is gorgeous! 509 00:31:28.069 --> 00:31:30.162 No wonder it's worth so much. 510 00:31:32.107 --> 00:31:35.975 Shocker! Players. They beat us to it. 511 00:31:36.011 --> 00:31:40.971 31 hours of continuous gameplay, and we finally found Shank's car. 512 00:31:41.016 --> 00:31:45.976 Let's jack this ride. - Oh yeah, DirtySocks. It's on. 513 00:31:45.987 --> 00:31:50.083 Jimmy! You're not playing that horrible video game, are you? 514 00:31:50.125 --> 00:31:52.958 No, grandma! I'm doing my homework! 515 00:31:52.961 --> 00:31:55.953 Okay. Like I said, let's jack this ride. 516 00:32:04.205 --> 00:32:09.040 While the cat goes away, these mice try to play. 517 00:32:12.047 --> 00:32:15.949 I think that might be Shank. - Listen up, mice. 518 00:32:15.984 --> 00:32:19.044 Anyone who tries to play with this cat ride 519 00:32:19.054 --> 00:32:22.922 is gonna get got! - You're going down, Shank. 520 00:32:23.024 --> 00:32:27.188 Pyro. Give those punks the works. - With pleasure. 521 00:32:29.230 --> 00:32:33.132 End of the road! - Gosh dang it! 522 00:32:33.134 --> 00:32:35.068 Now I gotta start all over! 523 00:32:35.236 --> 00:32:37.101 Ralph, maybe- 524 00:32:37.238 --> 00:32:41.072 Where are you going? - I, am scared. 525 00:32:41.076 --> 00:32:43.839 If we get burnt up in here, that's it, we're dead, we're gone. 526 00:32:43.864 --> 00:32:45.945 So I think we should get out of here right now. 527 00:32:45.981 --> 00:32:48.040 No, wait. I have an idea. 528 00:32:50.318 --> 00:32:53.378 Hey, Shank? - What's up, Pyro? 529 00:32:53.388 --> 00:32:57.222 Do you reckon we're going a bit too hard on the players? 530 00:32:57.258 --> 00:33:00.352 Honestly, no. I don't. 531 00:33:00.361 --> 00:33:06.459 Of course I have empathy for players like DirtySocks537 and BabeRaham_Linkin. 532 00:33:06.501 --> 00:33:10.460 But if we just let them win, where's the life lesson, you know? 533 00:33:11.272 --> 00:33:16.335 Yeah, but, to Pyro's point, I mean, those players worked so hard to get 534 00:33:16.377 --> 00:33:18.345 here. - I hear you, Felony, 535 00:33:18.379 --> 00:33:20.404 but imagine a game without challenges. 536 00:33:20.415 --> 00:33:23.475 The same predictable thing every single time? 537 00:33:23.518 --> 00:33:25.486 Who wants that? - Shank's right. 538 00:33:26.020 --> 00:33:28.512 You know, I just saw a really insightful TEDtalk, 539 00:33:28.537 --> 00:33:30.855 and I can't really remember what the guy said, 540 00:33:30.891 --> 00:33:33.018 it was more about how it made me feel, 541 00:33:33.027 --> 00:33:38.897 but I think ultimately the point was, I honor your choice, guys. 542 00:33:38.933 --> 00:33:42.767 And we honor yours, Butcher Boy. - Thank you. 543 00:33:42.770 --> 00:33:45.239 Hey, Shank. Did you ever wonder what it would be like if someone actually did 544 00:33:45.239 --> 00:33:47.434 get your car? - Well, I know one thing. 545 00:33:47.475 --> 00:33:50.467 Whoever that is, will have to be the best of the rest. 546 00:33:51.279 --> 00:33:52.439 What? 547 00:33:54.382 --> 00:33:57.317 Good day to you, madam. - Who are you? 548 00:33:57.318 --> 00:34:00.412 I'm here from the, uh, Department of Noise. 549 00:34:00.936 --> 00:34:05.258 And, the thing is, we've been getting some complaints down at HQ. 550 00:34:05.259 --> 00:34:06.819 Larry's the one who takes the calls. 551 00:34:06.861 --> 00:34:10.227 Anyways, someone told Larry that we've been hearing a lot of gun sounds... 552 00:34:14.302 --> 00:34:16.361 This is nice! 553 00:34:17.372 --> 00:34:19.465 Where have you been all my life? 554 00:34:20.274 --> 00:34:24.370 ...so I came to check on things. - I'm sorry, who did you say you were again? 555 00:34:24.412 --> 00:34:25.614 Oh, I'm... Larry? 556 00:34:25.639 --> 00:34:28.395 Nah, you said Larry took the calls. 557 00:34:35.490 --> 00:34:41.224 Good job, Larry! - Yeah! Worked like a charm! 558 00:34:46.300 --> 00:34:48.461 Are you kidding me? Someone got Shank's car? 559 00:34:48.469 --> 00:34:50.334 And I need yours. Sorry. 560 00:34:52.440 --> 00:34:54.431 I'm just- I'm just gonna go. 561 00:34:57.278 --> 00:34:59.473 This is the worst day of my life! 562 00:35:00.381 --> 00:35:04.283 It's a shame we have to leave so soon. This game is cool! 563 00:35:04.318 --> 00:35:06.445 Just get us out of here so we can get this car to Spamley 564 00:35:06.454 --> 00:35:08.445 And get paid. - No problem! 565 00:35:12.260 --> 00:35:14.353 Look at this guy coming in hot. 566 00:35:29.477 --> 00:35:33.436 You mess with the bull, you get the horns, little girl! 567 00:35:37.318 --> 00:35:39.445 You still have value, Butcher Boy. 568 00:35:42.888 --> 00:35:46.756 Oh, no! It's that Shank lady! She looks upset. 569 00:35:46.792 --> 00:35:48.851 Ah, don't worry, I will lose her. 570 00:35:58.971 --> 00:36:01.735 Kid, get back on the track or I'm gonna lose my cookies! 571 00:36:01.773 --> 00:36:04.765 There is no track! I can drive anywhere! 572 00:36:18.890 --> 00:36:20.983 Kid, she's coming up right behind us! 573 00:36:21.026 --> 00:36:22.789 Oh, hello! 574 00:36:22.828 --> 00:36:26.787 I believe you have something of mine? - Yeah, come and get it! 575 00:36:41.980 --> 00:36:43.948 This girl can drive! 576 00:36:53.959 --> 00:36:56.985 Would you hurry up and lose her? - I'm trying! 577 00:36:58.030 --> 00:36:59.964 Hang on, chumbo! 578 00:37:19.851 --> 00:37:22.517 Mother of Hubbard, this lady can really drive! 579 00:37:22.755 --> 00:37:25.851 Kid, there's a fire! You see the fire there? That's a dead end! Dead end! 580 00:37:25.852 --> 00:37:26.851 - Not for me! 581 00:37:26.859 --> 00:37:28.793 Bye-bye, Shanky! 582 00:37:31.463 --> 00:37:34.296 That's the stuff! - Good job, kid! 583 00:37:34.333 --> 00:37:39.293 I feel like me again! One exit straight ahead! 584 00:37:56.522 --> 00:38:00.253 You're not gonna lose me that easy. - How did you- 585 00:38:00.292 --> 00:38:03.261 You might wanna keep your eyes on the road. - Kid! 586 00:38:10.536 --> 00:38:14.302 Department of Noise. Get out of my car! 587 00:38:14.306 --> 00:38:17.332 What are we gonna do? - You just stay put. Don't panic. 588 00:38:17.376 --> 00:38:19.469 I'm gonna talk to her. - Ralph, be careful. 589 00:38:19.511 --> 00:38:23.242 It's fine. This is what heroes do. 590 00:38:26.318 --> 00:38:28.343 I'm stuck! 591 00:38:30.256 --> 00:38:33.487 This car is not designed for a big boy. 592 00:38:33.525 --> 00:38:37.256 You guys really thought you could just steal my car? 593 00:38:37.296 --> 00:38:38.891 Well, let me tell you what's gonna happen now. 594 00:38:38.916 --> 00:38:39.423 - No, wait! 595 00:38:39.431 --> 00:38:42.423 Listen. We aren't normally car thieves. 596 00:38:42.468 --> 00:38:45.369 My friend here, she's a candy cart racer. 597 00:38:45.404 --> 00:38:48.271 You should see her racing on her sweet little track 598 00:38:48.274 --> 00:38:50.401 in her cookie wafer cart we built together. 599 00:38:51.477 --> 00:38:57.473 The thing is, her perfect little game broke and it was- it was my fault! 600 00:38:57.483 --> 00:39:00.334 So, we are here to try to fix it and we need money to do 601 00:39:00.359 --> 00:39:03.285 that and someone was gonna pay us money to steal your car- 602 00:39:03.322 --> 00:39:06.348 Okay, okay. You can stop crying. 603 00:39:06.392 --> 00:39:10.260 Though I do respect your wonderful display of vulnerability. 604 00:39:10.262 --> 00:39:11.752 Thank you. 605 00:39:11.777 --> 00:39:16.223 I get it. I do. Friendship is everything to us, too. 606 00:39:16.268 --> 00:39:17.257 Right, guys? - Right. 607 00:39:17.303 --> 00:39:19.533 We're like family. - That's really great. 608 00:39:19.538 --> 00:39:23.372 So does this mean we can keep your car? - Absolutely not. 609 00:39:23.375 --> 00:39:26.435 But I do wanna help. Hey, you got your phone on you? 610 00:39:26.445 --> 00:39:28.340 You know it! - Let's make a video. 611 00:39:28.365 --> 00:39:30.506 Pyro! Hit big boy with the blowing gun. 612 00:39:30.549 --> 00:39:33.245 I'd love to. - Wait, what's a blowing- 613 00:39:35.454 --> 00:39:38.321 Say something. First thing that comes to your mind. 614 00:39:38.345 --> 00:39:40.345 I'm gonna wreck it! 615 00:39:41.293 --> 00:39:44.228 Good! Alright. Turn it off. 616 00:39:46.298 --> 00:39:48.459 What the heck did you do that for? - Yeah. 617 00:39:48.467 --> 00:39:51.334 There are much better ways to make money on the internet 618 00:39:51.370 --> 00:39:56.273 than stealing cars, such as, becoming a BuzzzTube star. 619 00:39:56.275 --> 00:39:58.334 Am I supposed to know what that is? 620 00:39:58.344 --> 00:40:00.335 Come on, now, everybody knows BuzzzTube! 621 00:40:00.379 --> 00:40:04.338 It's the video sharing site. - I'm just starting your account. 622 00:40:04.383 --> 00:40:06.351 Alright, there you go. 623 00:40:06.352 --> 00:40:10.288 If this thing goes viral, you can make a lot of money. 624 00:40:10.322 --> 00:40:14.224 A friend of mine, chick named Yesss, she's the head algorithm over there. 625 00:40:14.259 --> 00:40:16.420 Tell her I sent you. Yesss will hook you up. 626 00:40:16.462 --> 00:40:21.331 Wow, that's very nice of you. - Not sure if "nice" is a right word. 627 00:40:21.333 --> 00:40:24.427 Thank you. - I should be thanking you, little sister. 628 00:40:24.436 --> 00:40:28.497 That race was fun. - Oh. Well, uh, thank you again. 629 00:40:30.342 --> 00:40:34.506 Shank, what moves did you do to get through that tunnel of fire? 630 00:40:34.546 --> 00:40:37.481 Was it a power drift into a drift jump, maybe? 631 00:40:37.483 --> 00:40:39.383 Maybe. 632 00:40:39.385 --> 00:40:42.354 If you ever want to come back for a rematch, I'd be happy 633 00:40:42.388 --> 00:40:45.255 to kick your butt again. See ya. 634 00:40:59.471 --> 00:41:01.462 Whoa. - Show-off. 635 00:41:03.375 --> 00:41:06.503 That place was scary. - I know, it was so exciting! 636 00:41:07.045 --> 00:41:08.941 No, exciting is when you smile. 637 00:41:09.448 --> 00:41:10.676 Scary is when you clench your butt. 638 00:41:10.782 --> 00:41:12.750 And my butt is still clenched. 639 00:41:12.184 --> 00:41:14.831 Oh, come on, are you honestly telling me that Shank 640 00:41:14.856 --> 00:41:17.145 lady wasn't the coolest person you ever met? 641 00:41:17.456 --> 00:41:20.289 Cool? Name one cool thing about her. 642 00:41:20.292 --> 00:41:23.261 Let's see. She looks cool, she talks cool, she drives cool, 643 00:41:23.262 --> 00:41:25.355 her hair is cool, her car is cool. - Wait a minute. 644 00:41:25.364 --> 00:41:28.299 You're saying my hair's uncool? - What? No. 645 00:41:28.333 --> 00:41:30.426 I'm just saying the game was next level. 646 00:41:30.469 --> 00:41:33.404 There's no one telling you what to do, where to go. 647 00:41:33.405 --> 00:41:38.274 Hey, just where do you thing you're going? - To BuzzzTube. It's this way. 648 00:41:38.310 --> 00:41:40.471 No, no, no, no, no, we're going back to Spamley's. 649 00:41:40.479 --> 00:41:42.413 He can give us some easier loot to find. 650 00:41:42.414 --> 00:41:45.247 No, we're supposed to see Shank's friend. 651 00:41:45.284 --> 00:41:47.857 Oh, come on. I don't trust that Shank one bit. 652 00:41:47.882 --> 00:41:48.739 - Well I do. 653 00:41:48.820 --> 00:41:51.250 Well I- - Hello, mister! 654 00:41:51.400 --> 00:41:54.369 Who are you? - I'm your friendly eBay alert messenger. 655 00:41:54.393 --> 00:41:56.258 An actual eBoy. 656 00:41:56.261 --> 00:41:59.287 Just here to let you know your bid expires in 8 hours. 657 00:41:59.298 --> 00:42:02.358 8 hours? Okay, thanks, eBoy. 658 00:42:02.367 --> 00:42:03.527 You got it, Jackson. 659 00:42:04.369 --> 00:42:09.500 Chumbo, if we nickel and dime it with Spamley, it will take 20 years 660 00:42:09.508 --> 00:42:12.272 to make enough money to buy the wheel. 661 00:42:12.277 --> 00:42:15.405 Alright. Fine, we'll do it your way but I'm telling you right 662 00:42:15.447 --> 00:42:18.280 now that BuzzzTube place is a terrible idea. 663 00:42:26.291 --> 00:42:28.521 There are all kinds of videos in here. 664 00:42:28.527 --> 00:42:31.394 Yeah, like beavers and cats. 665 00:42:31.430 --> 00:42:33.364 Look! There's you! 666 00:42:37.402 --> 00:42:40.394 Wonder why those little guys are giving your video all those hearts? 667 00:42:40.405 --> 00:42:42.373 Obviously, they love me. 668 00:42:42.374 --> 00:42:44.308 I told you this place was a good idea. 669 00:42:44.343 --> 00:42:46.368 Yeah, I'm sure you did, doof. 670 00:42:46.378 --> 00:42:49.279 Now, who were we supposed to see about getting paid again? 671 00:42:49.281 --> 00:42:52.216 The head algorithm. Her name is Yesss. 672 00:42:52.251 --> 00:42:56.347 No. No. No. Uninspiring. 673 00:42:56.355 --> 00:42:57.344 Cliché. 674 00:42:57.389 --> 00:42:59.380 YouTube's got this one. 675 00:42:59.391 --> 00:43:04.294 Chewbacca Dad? Really? - Yeah, it's like Chewbacca Mom, 676 00:43:04.329 --> 00:43:06.354 but it's a daddy. - No! 677 00:43:06.365 --> 00:43:10.301 Heyyo! Are you the head of Algor? 678 00:43:10.335 --> 00:43:15.363 I am the head algorithm of BuzzzTube, which means I curate the content 679 00:43:15.374 --> 00:43:18.366 at the internet's most popular video sharing site, 680 00:43:18.410 --> 00:43:21.626 which means I don't have time to trifle with every shoeless, 681 00:43:21.651 --> 00:43:24.315 mouth-breathing hobo that trundles into my office! 682 00:43:24.316 --> 00:43:25.819 Call security, Maybe. 683 00:43:25.844 --> 00:43:29.277 - Yes, but Yesss, this is the leaf blower guy. 684 00:43:29.854 --> 00:43:32.118 Who? - The man with undulating jaws? 685 00:43:32.123 --> 00:43:35.991 So? - His video has 1.3 million hearts. 686 00:43:38.897 --> 00:43:42.025 Why didn't you tell me I was in the presence of a genius? 687 00:43:42.033 --> 00:43:43.933 Grab him a drink. 688 00:43:43.968 --> 00:43:46.937 Yeah, this lady named Shank, she actually made the video. 689 00:43:46.971 --> 00:43:51.067 She's the one who told us to come see you. - No wonder your video's so dope. 690 00:43:51.075 --> 00:43:53.976 Shank is for real cool. - Right? 691 00:43:53.978 --> 00:43:57.914 She is not. I'm the cool one, getting all the hearts. 692 00:43:57.916 --> 00:44:00.976 That's right, you big baby. 693 00:44:01.853 --> 00:44:05.016 What did you say your name was? - Ralph. Wreck-It Ralph. 694 00:44:05.056 --> 00:44:10.084 Well, Wreck-lt Ralph, you are trending! And these are for you. 695 00:44:10.094 --> 00:44:17.934 Hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts! 696 00:44:17.937 --> 00:44:22.067 Not to buzzcoat the lovefest you guys got going on here, 697 00:44:22.107 --> 00:44:27.841 but Shank kinda told us that viral videos can make, like, actual money? 698 00:44:27.846 --> 00:44:31.642 Hearts are money, honey. Your Buzzzy account converts hearts into dollars. 699 00:44:31.767 --> 00:44:32.531 Kaching! 700 00:44:32.952 --> 00:44:34.886 $43,000? 701 00:44:34.920 --> 00:44:38.913 Kid, we only needed $27,001. We're done! - Oh, no, no, no. 702 00:44:38.924 --> 00:44:46.831 No. That's $43. - 43? That's not even half of 27,001. 703 00:44:46.832 --> 00:44:49.960 We only have 8 hours left to save my game. 704 00:44:50.002 --> 00:44:52.971 I hate to say it, but, that ain't happening. 705 00:44:53.005 --> 00:44:56.065 Your video's tapped out. - But I thought I was "trenching". 706 00:44:56.075 --> 00:44:57.064 "Trending". 707 00:44:57.109 --> 00:44:59.839 You were, but that was 15 seconds ago. 708 00:44:59.845 --> 00:45:01.073 Now, you're not. 709 00:45:01.080 --> 00:45:03.105 Thanks for stopping by, though. 710 00:45:05.117 --> 00:45:06.648 What we gonna do, kid? 711 00:45:06.673 --> 00:45:09.850 - Alright, pal, I have an idea. Hear me out. 712 00:45:09.888 --> 00:45:12.948 What if we go back to Slaughter Race, 713 00:45:12.992 --> 00:45:16.086 and I ask Shank- - No, no, no. 714 00:45:16.095 --> 00:45:17.995 We're not going back to that death trap. 715 00:45:18.030 --> 00:45:20.863 Yesss, what if I made you a whole bunch of videos of me 716 00:45:20.866 --> 00:45:22.993 doing all kinds of crazy things? 717 00:45:23.035 --> 00:45:24.900 You mean saturate the market? 718 00:45:24.903 --> 00:45:27.838 That could give you a lot of hearts fast. 719 00:45:27.873 --> 00:45:31.036 Have you thought this through at all? What do you plan on even doing in these videos? 720 00:45:31.043 --> 00:45:34.877 I'll just copy whatever's popular. - Genius! 721 00:45:34.913 --> 00:45:36.847 Yo, Maybe, what's trending now? 722 00:45:36.849 --> 00:45:38.077 Let's have a looky-looky. 723 00:45:38.083 --> 00:45:40.881 As usual, human suffering is number 1. 724 00:45:40.919 --> 00:45:43.854 Followed by hot pepper eating challenges, 725 00:45:43.856 --> 00:45:44.948 video game walkthroughs, 726 00:45:44.990 --> 00:45:46.890 screaming goats are back, 727 00:45:46.892 --> 00:45:49.884 unboxings, cooking demos, makeup tutorials, 728 00:45:49.895 --> 00:45:52.864 and lastly, bee puns. 729 00:45:53.388 --> 00:45:55.988 Let's "bee" friends! 730 00:45:57.870 --> 00:46:00.134 Two weeks in a row, guys. That's a fortnight of bee puns. 731 00:46:00.139 --> 00:46:02.004 He won't be doing any bee puns. 732 00:46:02.007 --> 00:46:06.034 They're beneath you. - Oh, I'm doing the bee pun. Yes I am! 733 00:46:06.045 --> 00:46:09.014 And I'll be eating a hot pepper, and I'll put on a makeup, 734 00:46:09.014 --> 00:46:11.983 whatever else it takes cause kid, we came here 735 00:46:12.017 --> 00:46:14.884 to save your game, and we're gonna do it! 736 00:46:14.920 --> 00:46:18.856 I love it! That is what the internet was made for! 737 00:46:18.857 --> 00:46:19.915 Now, let's get to work! 738 00:46:37.811 --> 00:46:41.804 Yo, McNeely, you remember Wreck-lt Ralph? - That bad guy from the old video game? 739 00:46:42.048 --> 00:46:45.916 Yeah, exactly. I'm gonna send you a super random video. Check it out, dude. 740 00:46:58.932 --> 00:47:02.026 Hey, everybody. Welcome to Up to the Meme-it. I'm your host, Dani Fernandez. 741 00:47:02.068 --> 00:47:04.036 Nobody knows who's making them, 742 00:47:04.070 --> 00:47:08.097 but the whole world is going bonkers over a series of truly bizarre videos 743 00:47:08.108 --> 00:47:10.975 starring 80s era bad guy, Wreck-lt Ralph. 744 00:47:11.010 --> 00:47:14.036 Check out what everyone's buzzing about over at BuzzzTube.com. 745 00:47:14.080 --> 00:47:18.039 Hey, guys. Wreck-lt Ralph here with the ghost pepper challenge. 746 00:47:18.051 --> 00:47:20.884 Supposed to be spicy. We'll see about that. 747 00:47:21.020 --> 00:47:22.851 It's not so- 748 00:47:22.889 --> 00:47:24.447 It's very hot! Oh, make it stop! 749 00:47:24.858 --> 00:47:27.918 Yo, McNeely. Another one just dropped. Check it out, dude. 750 00:47:27.927 --> 00:47:29.918 Where are these things coming from? 751 00:47:29.963 --> 00:47:31.988 Hey, Josie? Have you seen the pepper challenge? 752 00:47:31.998 --> 00:47:35.024 Not yet, I'm watching the one where he just smacks his lips. 753 00:47:35.068 --> 00:47:37.002 It's disgusting! 754 00:47:37.937 --> 00:47:41.100 ...just wanna blend that out there, like this. 755 00:47:41.107 --> 00:47:45.043 And that, my friend, is how you achieve the perfect cat eye. 756 00:47:45.946 --> 00:47:49.037 Start with the "hootenanny", shift it into a "floss", 757 00:47:49.048 --> 00:47:52.916 and then finish with a "hot marat". 758 00:47:53.887 --> 00:47:58.119 ...I'm gonna give this little cloud a little friend. 759 00:47:58.124 --> 00:48:02.026 Everybody needs a friend. 760 00:48:02.862 --> 00:48:08.027 ...sleeping under his ears. 761 00:48:08.902 --> 00:48:13.896 ...and we've been baking at about 950 degrees now for 6 hours, so, 762 00:48:13.907 --> 00:48:15.675 it should be ready. 763 00:48:15.710 --> 00:48:17.701 Voila! Burnt pie! 764 00:48:17.745 --> 00:48:19.576 Let's get a little whiff of this- 765 00:48:19.580 --> 00:48:21.707 My hair, my hair, my hair! 766 00:48:22.749 --> 00:48:27.584 This man is on fire! Literal and figurative fire! 767 00:48:27.621 --> 00:48:30.556 But he still needs 200 million hearts in the next 5 hours 768 00:48:30.557 --> 00:48:32.752 or this beautiful child loses her game! 769 00:48:32.792 --> 00:48:35.556 That's why I'm onto phase 2! 770 00:48:35.562 --> 00:48:39.692 You! My elite pop-up army, I need you out there popping up 771 00:48:39.733 --> 00:48:41.758 and getting click all over the internet. 772 00:48:41.801 --> 00:48:45.567 I'm talking Tumblr, Instagram, Mashable! 773 00:48:45.605 --> 00:48:48.802 Be my Pied Pipers, and lead that beautiful traffics of buzz, too, 774 00:48:49.308 --> 00:48:52.209 because Wreck-It Ralph needs his hearts! 775 00:48:56.149 --> 00:48:58.208 Hey, mister! Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you, you! 776 00:48:58.217 --> 00:49:01.277 You don't want to miss this! It's the latest Wreck-It Ralph video! 777 00:49:01.320 --> 00:49:03.083 Click it! Click it! 778 00:49:15.201 --> 00:49:18.136 Man, oh, man, that looks so fun! 779 00:49:18.137 --> 00:49:19.263 Yesss, can I be a pop-up? 780 00:49:19.305 --> 00:49:22.138 I don't know. Can you be annoyingly aggresive? 781 00:49:22.141 --> 00:49:28.046 I don't know. Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? 782 00:49:28.081 --> 00:49:29.275 Oh, yes. You're perfect! 783 00:49:29.315 --> 00:49:31.215 Here! - Thank you. 784 00:49:31.217 --> 00:49:34.311 If you're going, I wanna go. - No, baby. You gotta stay here 785 00:49:34.353 --> 00:49:37.220 and be my movie star. - What? No, no, no, no. 786 00:49:37.223 --> 00:49:39.248 Me and the kid are like shoes and socks. 787 00:49:39.292 --> 00:49:41.089 Or peanut butter and bacon. 788 00:49:41.094 --> 00:49:43.085 One cannot exist without the other. 789 00:49:43.129 --> 00:49:45.188 Go on, kid. Tell her. - It's true. 790 00:49:45.198 --> 00:49:48.224 In fact, it's so true that we will be 791 00:49:48.267 --> 00:49:50.258 fine if we're apart for a minute. - B-but- 792 00:49:50.303 --> 00:49:53.170 Come on, pal. It's my game we're trying to save. 793 00:49:53.172 --> 00:49:56.266 I just wanna get out there and be useful. - Without me? 794 00:49:56.309 --> 00:49:58.277 What if you get lost? You're just a kid! 795 00:49:58.277 --> 00:50:01.110 Oh, and you're some mature adult? 796 00:50:01.280 --> 00:50:05.114 I'm bigger. - Don't be insecure, big fella. 797 00:50:05.118 --> 00:50:07.109 She's not gonna get lost, I promise. 798 00:50:07.153 --> 00:50:10.213 She'll be in my personal web browser. 799 00:50:10.323 --> 00:50:13.156 And your app comes with BuzzzFace, 800 00:50:13.159 --> 00:50:15.403 so you can keep in touch anywhere on the internet. 801 00:50:15.428 --> 00:50:16.151 - See? 802 00:50:16.162 --> 00:50:20.064 I'll be fine. - I know, I just- 803 00:50:23.069 --> 00:50:26.095 We haven't been apart in, like, 6 years. 804 00:50:26.139 --> 00:50:31.042 I'm going to miss you. - You'll be fine, too. 805 00:50:31.077 --> 00:50:33.171 The more hearts you videos get, 806 00:50:33.292 --> 00:50:36.058 the faster we'll get the wheel, and then we can go home. 807 00:50:36.082 --> 00:50:40.143 We'll be celebrating at Tappers this time tomorrow, buddy. 808 00:50:40.153 --> 00:50:42.378 Yeah. I guess you're right. 809 00:50:43.256 --> 00:50:44.490 Bye! 810 00:50:45.215 --> 00:50:48.217 Be careful, huh? Don't be a dummy! 811 00:50:51.397 --> 00:50:54.147 So where exactly are you sending her? 812 00:50:54.172 --> 00:50:56.098 - Well, since candy girl comes from an arcade game, 813 00:50:56.102 --> 00:50:59.071 I'm thinking she'd be good in the gaming district. 814 00:50:59.272 --> 00:51:02.298 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Bad idea. Those games are dangerous. 815 00:51:02.308 --> 00:51:04.173 And they rotten your brain. 816 00:51:04.177 --> 00:51:08.136 Why don't we send her somewhere a little more, totally different from that 817 00:51:08.147 --> 00:51:10.172 and nowhere near there? 818 00:51:10.216 --> 00:51:14.312 Let's see. Family-friendly fan sites, that sounds safe. 819 00:51:14.320 --> 00:51:16.185 And she is technically a princess, 820 00:51:16.189 --> 00:51:19.283 so how about this one here with the sweet little pink castle? 821 00:51:19.325 --> 00:51:23.056 I love it! Okay, I'll redirect our newest pop-up 822 00:51:23.062 --> 00:51:24.324 to "OhMyDisney.com"! 823 00:51:29.268 --> 00:51:33.068 Jeez-Louise, this place is bonkers! 824 00:51:44.183 --> 00:51:49.246 Oh, come on! Princesses and cartoon characters? Lame. 825 00:51:49.255 --> 00:51:54.124 Hey. Easy there. - Oh. I mean, no offense or anything. 826 00:51:54.160 --> 00:51:56.321 Time to get to work! 827 00:51:56.329 --> 00:51:58.297 ...and for your final question, 828 00:51:58.331 --> 00:52:01.232 my friend would describe me as? 829 00:52:01.234 --> 00:52:05.193 Smart, funny, kind, or brave. 830 00:52:06.305 --> 00:52:08.136 Kind, I guess? 831 00:52:08.241 --> 00:52:15.010 Based on your answers, your princess BFF is, Snow White! 832 00:52:19.085 --> 00:52:23.249 Hey, wanna meet my BFF? It's Wreck-lt Ralph. Click here to see his new video. 833 00:52:25.124 --> 00:52:26.182 Thank you! 834 00:52:27.059 --> 00:52:29.289 In Captain America: The First Avenger, 835 00:52:29.295 --> 00:52:32.093 Red Skull refers to Yggdrasil, the World Tree, 836 00:52:32.098 --> 00:52:33.156 guardian of wisdom and faith. 837 00:52:33.199 --> 00:52:37.158 Are we to believe, sir, that you are a descendant of that tree? 838 00:52:37.203 --> 00:52:41.196 I am Groot. - Okay. Okay, thank you very much. 839 00:52:41.307 --> 00:52:45.073 What is Drax really like? - I am Groot. 840 00:52:45.077 --> 00:52:48.171 Thank you. - Are you a conifer or a fruit berry tree? 841 00:52:48.180 --> 00:52:52.014 Excuse me, I'll take this one. He is Groot, I am Vanellope. 842 00:52:52.051 --> 00:52:54.042 Click here to meet Wreck-It Ralph! 843 00:52:54.353 --> 00:52:57.117 This is almost too easy. 844 00:52:58.124 --> 00:53:00.183 You have a permit for that pop-up? 845 00:53:00.192 --> 00:53:03.184 That's unauthorized clickbait. You're coming with us, kid. 846 00:53:04.263 --> 00:53:06.128 She's getting away! 847 00:53:09.101 --> 00:53:10.159 This way. 848 00:53:11.170 --> 00:53:13.035 Sorry, mister! 849 00:53:15.341 --> 00:53:19.209 Hey! Can't you read? Cast members only! 850 00:53:20.246 --> 00:53:24.012 Think she went out this way. Come on. - Roger that. 851 00:53:24.050 --> 00:53:25.436 Did you see a kid coming through here? 852 00:53:25.461 --> 00:53:28.137 - Came running through here like a headless hen. 853 00:53:29.322 --> 00:53:32.086 Any sign of her? - No. 854 00:53:32.124 --> 00:53:36.026 Maybe she went out to the Airbud memorium. - Come on, let's check it out. 855 00:53:43.234 --> 00:53:45.065 Hi. 856 00:53:48.239 --> 00:53:50.298 Whoa, whoa, ladies, I can explain! 857 00:53:51.276 --> 00:53:54.109 See, um... I'm a princess, too! - Wait. What? 858 00:53:54.112 --> 00:54:00.244 Yeah! Princess Vanellope von Schweetz of the, uh... Sugar Rush von Schweetzes? 859 00:54:00.285 --> 00:54:02.082 I'm sure you've heard of us. 860 00:54:02.120 --> 00:54:04.111 It'd be embarrassing for you if you haven't. 861 00:54:05.190 --> 00:54:08.091 What kind of a princess are you? - What kind? 862 00:54:08.126 --> 00:54:10.219 Do you have magic hair? - No. 863 00:54:10.228 --> 00:54:12.093 Magic hands? - No. 864 00:54:12.130 --> 00:54:14.064 Do animals talk to you? - No. 865 00:54:14.099 --> 00:54:15.259 Were you poisoned? - No! 866 00:54:15.266 --> 00:54:16.255 Cursed? - No! 867 00:54:16.301 --> 00:54:19.099 Kidnapped or enslaved? - No! Are you guys okay? 868 00:54:19.104 --> 00:54:20.036 Should I call the police? 869 00:54:20.071 --> 00:54:23.040 Then I have to assume you made a deal with an underwater sea witch, 870 00:54:23.074 --> 00:54:26.134 where she took your voice in exchange for a pair of human legs! 871 00:54:26.144 --> 00:54:28.203 No! Good Lord, who would do that? 872 00:54:28.246 --> 00:54:31.044 Have you ever had true love's kiss? - Eww, barf! 873 00:54:31.082 --> 00:54:34.051 Do you have daddy issues? - I don't even have a mom. 874 00:54:34.052 --> 00:54:35.246 Neither do we! 875 00:54:35.286 --> 00:54:38.084 And now for the million dollar question: 876 00:54:38.089 --> 00:54:40.284 Do people assume all your problems got solved 877 00:54:40.325 --> 00:54:43.021 because a big strong man showed up? 878 00:54:43.061 --> 00:54:44.289 Yes! What is up with that? 879 00:54:44.329 --> 00:54:46.229 She is a Princess! 880 00:54:47.232 --> 00:54:50.292 Who made your gown? I've never seen anything quite like it. 881 00:54:50.301 --> 00:54:54.169 Oh, this old thing? - I'd so love to have one of my own. 882 00:54:54.172 --> 00:54:57.039 As would I. - Me too! 883 00:54:57.042 --> 00:55:00.068 I want one too, you guys. - I'll get my mice on this. 884 00:55:02.247 --> 00:55:05.216 So this is love. 885 00:55:05.216 --> 00:55:10.051 All hail Princess Vanellope, the Queen of comfy. 886 00:55:11.156 --> 00:55:14.125 Of all the thingamabobs in this entire world, 887 00:55:14.125 --> 00:55:16.184 I never thought I'd get to wear a real... 888 00:55:16.227 --> 00:55:18.092 What's it called again? 889 00:55:18.096 --> 00:55:20.064 Oh, yeah. A shirt. 890 00:55:25.103 --> 00:55:26.297 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait. What's going on? 891 00:55:27.072 --> 00:55:28.087 Uh, she's singing. 892 00:55:28.112 --> 00:55:31.133 - Yeah, but there was, like, music and the spotlight and- 893 00:55:31.142 --> 00:55:34.009 Wait, you all saw it, too, right? 894 00:55:34.045 --> 00:55:37.071 That's what happens when a princess sings about her dreams. 895 00:55:37.082 --> 00:55:40.210 Oh, that's never happened to me, I mean, not even once. 896 00:55:40.251 --> 00:55:41.309 Why don't you give it a try? 897 00:55:41.319 --> 00:55:44.996 What is it you really want? Sing about that. 898 00:55:45.021 --> 00:55:46.222 - Okay. 899 00:55:46.224 --> 00:55:49.022 Okay, uh, sure. I can do that. Uh, let's see. 900 00:56:02.173 --> 00:56:04.266 Well, there's a lot to unpack here. 901 00:56:04.309 --> 00:56:09.196 So, this steering wheel you sing of, that's a metaphor? 902 00:56:09.421 --> 00:56:11.181 - Oh, no, no, no, no. It's not a metaphor. 903 00:56:11.216 --> 00:56:13.241 It's just, I literally want a steering wheel. 904 00:56:13.251 --> 00:56:16.127 I think the issue was I was a little pitchy. 905 00:56:16.152 --> 00:56:17.278 - Maybe a little. 906 00:56:17.322 --> 00:56:23.056 But sometimes, your song can't start until you go someplace 907 00:56:23.061 --> 00:56:25.256 to reflect. - What works for some of us 908 00:56:25.263 --> 00:56:29.283 is finding a form of water and staring at it. 909 00:56:30.008 --> 00:56:31.023 - What? 910 00:56:31.121 --> 00:56:33.303 Oh, yes. I like to stare at a wishing well. 911 00:56:33.304 --> 00:56:35.067 I stare at the ocean. 912 00:56:35.073 --> 00:56:37.166 Horse trough. - Soap bubbles. 913 00:56:37.175 --> 00:56:40.076 Wait, you're saying if I just stare at some water- 914 00:56:40.111 --> 00:56:43.171 Ah. Important water. - Right, of course, 915 00:56:43.214 --> 00:56:45.148 important water. 916 00:56:45.150 --> 00:56:48.142 I stare at the important water, and somehow 917 00:56:48.186 --> 00:56:50.313 magically, I'll start singing about my dream? 918 00:56:50.321 --> 00:56:52.186 For sure. 919 00:56:52.223 --> 00:56:55.283 Uh, yeah. I don't think so, ladies, but thanks. 920 00:56:56.094 --> 00:56:58.062 Five minutes, Princesses. 921 00:56:58.062 --> 00:57:02.158 Another "Which Disney Princess are you?" quiz starts in five minutes. 922 00:57:02.200 --> 00:57:04.259 Okay, thank you. 923 00:57:05.170 --> 00:57:07.263 Well, I guess it's back to the gowns, girls. 924 00:57:07.272 --> 00:57:10.036 It was lovely to meet you, Vanellope. 925 00:57:10.074 --> 00:57:12.099 And best of luck finding your song. 926 00:57:20.151 --> 00:57:22.176 Uh-huh... What did she just say? - We don't know. 927 00:57:22.187 --> 00:57:25.054 We can't understand her. - She's from the other studio. 928 00:57:27.058 --> 00:57:31.154 Hi, everybody. Wreck-It Ralph here with a little box I'm gonna open. 929 00:57:31.196 --> 00:57:33.187 Let's see what we got here. 930 00:57:33.198 --> 00:57:36.190 A Pancake Milkshake Fun Set. 931 00:57:36.234 --> 00:57:40.068 Got a little heft to it. Something's wobbling around in there. 932 00:57:40.104 --> 00:57:42.299 Have we got the kitty or the bunny? Let's open the- 933 00:57:44.142 --> 00:57:46.303 Open "sesabees"! 934 00:57:46.311 --> 00:57:48.176 Who would've guessed that bee pun 935 00:57:48.213 --> 00:57:50.181 would be the thing to put us over the top? 936 00:57:50.215 --> 00:57:52.274 That's the internet for you 937 00:57:52.283 --> 00:57:56.242 Alright. It is uploading. - Hey, mister! 938 00:57:57.088 --> 00:57:59.181 Hi, eBoy. - Just here to let you know 939 00:57:59.224 --> 00:58:02.125 your bid does expire in 30 minutes! 940 00:58:02.193 --> 00:58:05.162 Thanks, little eBoy. - You got it, chairman. 941 00:58:05.196 --> 00:58:08.097 You hear that, Yesss? We don't have a lot of time left. 942 00:58:08.099 --> 00:58:09.259 Okay. We just gotta- 943 00:58:10.201 --> 00:58:15.264 No, no, no. No! Not now! - What? Why are you angry at the lollipop? 944 00:58:15.273 --> 00:58:18.071 What does that mean? - The file's not loading. 945 00:58:18.109 --> 00:58:20.100 If this doesn't load, we're not gonna make it! 946 00:58:20.144 --> 00:58:22.112 You don't have enough hearts. 947 00:58:23.081 --> 00:58:24.173 Ralph, where are you going? 948 00:58:24.198 --> 00:58:26.097 Going down to the floor to get some hearts! 949 00:58:26.150 --> 00:58:27.276 Genius, good thinking! 950 00:58:27.285 --> 00:58:30.049 Now someone get me tech support in here, stat! 951 00:58:33.324 --> 00:58:35.121 Oh, no, only one person. 952 00:58:35.293 --> 00:58:39.059 Hey, guys. Come and check out my video. You're gonna love it. 953 00:58:39.063 --> 00:58:40.698 Right over here. Here we go. 954 00:58:40.723 --> 00:58:42.581 What are you- You guys! 955 00:58:43.268 --> 00:58:45.133 A cat? 956 00:58:45.169 --> 00:58:49.196 You're gonna like this better than some dusty old cat. 957 00:58:50.308 --> 00:58:51.297 What? 958 00:58:51.342 --> 00:58:53.276 Give me that hose, partner. 959 00:58:53.278 --> 00:58:56.304 You know you love it. You give me those hearts! 960 00:58:57.115 --> 00:59:00.110 Hey, folks, where are you going? Give my video a heart! 961 00:59:00.135 --> 00:59:01.108 That's it! 962 00:59:01.119 --> 00:59:03.110 Let's see who's in here. 963 00:59:03.154 --> 00:59:06.180 Hello? Anybody in here? 964 00:59:09.060 --> 00:59:11.290 What the heck is this place? 965 00:59:12.330 --> 00:59:15.197 Some kinda library? 966 00:59:15.300 --> 00:59:18.201 "Wreck-lt Ralph is back." 967 00:59:18.236 --> 00:59:23.264 You're talking about me! Gee-whiz, the internet is so positive. 968 00:59:23.308 --> 00:59:27.108 "Fix-lt Felix Jr. was my favorite game." 969 00:59:27.111 --> 00:59:28.305 Mine too. 970 00:59:28.313 --> 00:59:31.146 "Ralph's videos stink." 971 00:59:32.150 --> 00:59:37.110 "So stupid." "Ralph is the worst." 972 00:59:37.121 --> 00:59:39.282 "I hate him." 973 00:59:40.124 --> 00:59:43.116 "He's so fat and ugly." 974 00:59:44.329 --> 00:59:49.266 "Just a worthless bum alone on a pile of bricks." 975 00:59:56.274 --> 01:00:00.301 Yo, Ralph. You in here, dude? I gotta show you- 976 01:00:04.082 --> 01:00:09.145 First rule of the internet: Do not read the comments. 977 01:00:09.187 --> 01:00:11.212 Should've told you that. 978 01:00:11.222 --> 01:00:15.249 Look, this place can bring out the worst 979 01:00:15.293 --> 01:00:18.057 in some people, but you gotta ignore all this. 980 01:00:18.062 --> 01:00:20.257 This isn't about you, Ralph. It's about them. 981 01:00:20.264 --> 01:00:23.290 I don't care. It's fine. 982 01:00:24.135 --> 01:00:27.263 People hated me my whole life for being a bad guy. 983 01:00:28.172 --> 01:00:33.166 It's just a good reminder that this is the only heart that really matters. 984 01:00:33.211 --> 01:00:36.271 Vanellope gave me this. And as long as she likes me, 985 01:00:36.280 --> 01:00:37.904 I don't need anybody else. 986 01:00:37.929 --> 01:00:40.216 And I sure don't need the internet. 987 01:00:40.218 --> 01:00:43.278 Hold on. It's not all bad. 988 01:00:43.287 --> 01:00:48.122 The internet can also be a place where you find a steering wheel at one website 989 01:00:48.126 --> 01:00:50.287 and make enough money to buy it at another one. 990 01:00:50.328 --> 01:00:55.095 Congratulations, Ralph. You did it! - Really? 991 01:00:55.099 --> 01:00:57.158 Yes! Check your Buzzzy account. 992 01:00:57.168 --> 01:01:00.137 You needed $27,000, you got over 30 grand! 993 01:01:00.138 --> 01:01:03.164 Oh, my gosh! This is great! Thank you, Yesss! 994 01:01:03.174 --> 01:01:06.075 I couldn't have done it without ya. - That's really true. 995 01:01:06.110 --> 01:01:08.271 Hey, eBoy! - What do you need, Ace? 996 01:01:08.312 --> 01:01:12.271 Can you give me a ride? - Let's hop along, Cassidy! 997 01:01:14.051 --> 01:01:17.111 Come on, song. Come on. 998 01:01:17.121 --> 01:01:19.180 I'm reflecting. 999 01:01:19.190 --> 01:01:22.125 What is it that I want? What is my quest? 1000 01:01:22.160 --> 01:01:24.287 What is my dream? 1001 01:01:26.264 --> 01:01:31.258 Well, at least I tried. No song for this princess, I guess. 1002 01:01:33.171 --> 01:01:36.231 How does this thing work? 1003 01:01:37.074 --> 01:01:40.043 Hey, kid, can you see me? - Yeah, you're right there. 1004 01:01:40.044 --> 01:01:42.012 We did it! We got the money! 1005 01:01:42.046 --> 01:01:44.276 No way, Ralph! That's great! 1006 01:01:44.282 --> 01:01:47.115 I'm on my way to eBay right now with eBoy. 1007 01:01:47.118 --> 01:01:49.245 We're almost there, champ. - Good work, eBoy. 1008 01:01:49.287 --> 01:01:52.051 Meet me out in front of eBay in 5 minutes, okay? 1009 01:01:52.056 --> 01:01:53.216 Okay, I'll see you soon. 1010 01:01:53.257 --> 01:01:55.122 We're going home, kid! 1011 01:01:55.126 --> 01:01:57.253 Our lives could finally get back to normal. 1012 01:02:01.132 --> 01:02:04.124 Wow, I can't believe that I get to go home. 1013 01:02:04.168 --> 01:02:08.264 So I guess that's it. I guess I just wanted a steering wheel. 1014 01:02:09.106 --> 01:02:11.267 And now I got it, so, woo-hoo. 1015 01:02:17.181 --> 01:02:21.015 Slaughter Race? 1016 01:05:44.188 --> 01:05:46.179 You want to get rich playing video games? 1017 01:05:46.190 --> 01:05:49.159 Click here to f- Oh, Ralph. Ralph! 1018 01:05:49.193 --> 01:05:51.161 Hey there. - Oh, hey there, Spamley. 1019 01:05:51.162 --> 01:05:52.254 What's the good word, brother? 1020 01:05:52.279 --> 01:05:54.256 - The good word is I just paid for the steering wheel 1021 01:05:54.298 --> 01:05:55.818 and we are going home. 1022 01:05:55.843 --> 01:05:58.053 Congratulations. - Thanks. 1023 01:05:58.102 --> 01:06:03.096 Have you seen Vanellope anywhere? - Your little chum? No, no, I haven't. 1024 01:06:03.107 --> 01:06:04.301 Hope she's not lost. 1025 01:06:04.308 --> 01:06:07.106 I'm gonna try to reach her on this doohickey. 1026 01:06:16.320 --> 01:06:19.255 See over there? Over that mountain? - Yeah? 1027 01:06:19.290 --> 01:06:23.056 That's the Sequoia Speedway. It's gonna be unlocked next month. 1028 01:06:23.094 --> 01:06:26.029 What are you doing in that awful game with her? 1029 01:06:26.263 --> 01:06:29.198 ...right over there. It's gonna be so tight. 1030 01:06:29.233 --> 01:06:30.291 I love it. 1031 01:06:31.168 --> 01:06:35.104 Can I tell you something that I don't think I could ever tell Ralph? 1032 01:06:35.106 --> 01:06:36.363 Of course. 1033 01:06:36.388 --> 01:06:40.134 I know it sounds crazy, but the second I walked into this game, 1034 01:06:40.144 --> 01:06:44.080 It felt... well, it felt like home. 1035 01:06:44.115 --> 01:06:48.313 More than Sugar Rush ever did. - Oh, yeah? How so? 1036 01:06:48.319 --> 01:06:50.287 Cause it's like my dream. 1037 01:06:50.287 --> 01:06:55.224 It's full of weirdos, and the racing is super dangerous, and... 1038 01:06:55.226 --> 01:06:58.093 ...you never know what's gonna happen next. 1039 01:06:59.096 --> 01:07:03.032 Back home, I know exactly what's gonna happen next 1040 01:07:03.067 --> 01:07:06.059 because Ralph's dream is to do the same thing every day. 1041 01:07:11.175 --> 01:07:14.269 Here's something I wish I'd learned years ago. 1042 01:07:14.278 --> 01:07:19.526 There is no law saying best friends has to have the same dreams. 1043 01:07:19.551 --> 01:07:21.275 You know? 1044 01:07:21.285 --> 01:07:30.091 Yeah. You are a very wise person, Shank. And a good friend, too. 1045 01:07:30.127 --> 01:07:31.134 Thank you. 1046 01:07:31.159 --> 01:07:34.178 Around here, peeps like to say "Shank you." 1047 01:07:35.132 --> 01:07:39.159 You know, after you go home, and your life gets back to normal, 1048 01:07:39.170 --> 01:07:41.571 you're always welcome here. - But that's the thing, 1049 01:07:41.606 --> 01:07:43.767 I want this to be my normal. 1050 01:07:43.808 --> 01:07:48.745 I want this to be my life. I can't go home now. 1051 01:07:48.746 --> 01:07:51.647 I just can't. 1052 01:08:01.592 --> 01:08:05.528 You know, where I come from, that's called a kick in the face. 1053 01:08:05.563 --> 01:08:08.794 I can't believe it. - Straight up donkey kick to the teeth. 1054 01:08:08.833 --> 01:08:14.635 She's supposed to be my best friend. No, this can't be right. 1055 01:08:14.739 --> 01:08:16.764 No, she's been brainwashed! 1056 01:08:16.808 --> 01:08:19.641 That's what this is. Cause the Vanellope I know 1057 01:08:19.644 --> 01:08:21.509 would never abandon me like that. 1058 01:08:21.546 --> 01:08:22.774 I gotta get her out of there right now. 1059 01:08:22.780 --> 01:08:24.680 Easy now, tiger! 1060 01:08:24.716 --> 01:08:27.549 I admire the impulse, but you charge in there like 1061 01:08:27.552 --> 01:08:29.816 some white knight, she's likely to hold it against you. 1062 01:08:29.821 --> 01:08:33.780 So what, I'm supposed to let her stay in the game that's obviously bad for her? 1063 01:08:33.825 --> 01:08:36.692 Of course not. - Then how do I make her leave? 1064 01:08:36.694 --> 01:08:39.595 She thinks it's so cool and exciting in there. 1065 01:08:39.597 --> 01:08:42.589 Unless you know how to make a game boring 1066 01:08:42.633 --> 01:08:43.463 or... 1067 01:08:43.488 --> 01:08:44.624 Wait. 1068 01:08:44.669 --> 01:08:47.689 You know about viruses and stuff. Right, Spamley? 1069 01:08:47.714 --> 01:08:48.696 Who's asking? 1070 01:08:48.706 --> 01:08:53.541 Back home, me and the kid use to goof off in this game called "Tron". 1071 01:08:53.578 --> 01:08:56.604 But then it got a virus that made the motorbikes go slow 1072 01:08:56.614 --> 01:08:58.548 and then Vanellope stopped wanting to hang out there. 1073 01:08:58.549 --> 01:09:01.609 So, do you know a way to do something like that to Slaughter Race? 1074 01:09:01.652 --> 01:09:03.959 Oh, there's ways. 1075 01:09:03.984 --> 01:09:05.612 Follow me. 1076 01:09:13.431 --> 01:09:16.423 This area right here is what's called the "Dark Net". 1077 01:09:16.434 --> 01:09:18.334 Lot of shady characters hang out here. 1078 01:09:18.336 --> 01:09:20.304 So try to keep a low profile. 1079 01:09:20.328 --> 01:09:21.706 Gord! 1080 01:09:21.707 --> 01:09:24.699 Now Gord here, he's dabbled in virus-making, 1081 01:09:24.710 --> 01:09:27.611 but his cousin, this guy we're gonna go see, Double Dan. 1082 01:09:27.646 --> 01:09:29.807 This dude is a virus making machine. 1083 01:09:30.782 --> 01:09:33.717 Here we are. - Are you sure this is safe? 1084 01:09:33.719 --> 01:09:34.879 Is it safe? Of course it is. 1085 01:09:34.920 --> 01:09:38.651 Just whatever you do, do not look at his little brother. 1086 01:09:38.857 --> 01:09:40.722 Oh, his little brother? 1087 01:09:43.795 --> 01:09:47.925 Double Dan, long time no see? - Who are you? 1088 01:09:47.933 --> 01:09:54.805 J.P. Spamley. We've met one time over at Friendster. It had to be a long time before. 1089 01:09:55.807 --> 01:09:56.947 What are you lookin' at? - Nothing. 1090 01:09:56.972 --> 01:09:57.866 - You lookin' at my brother? 1091 01:09:57.910 --> 01:10:00.674 No, sir. - Don't you look at my little brother! 1092 01:10:00.712 --> 01:10:02.737 No, I wasn't! - He's very self conscious! 1093 01:10:05.651 --> 01:10:08.745 You. What are you doin' here? 1094 01:10:09.755 --> 01:10:12.656 The reason why I came to the neck of the face, 1095 01:10:12.691 --> 01:10:15.751 I mean, there's a face on your neck, I mean, neck of the woods. 1096 01:10:15.761 --> 01:10:18.987 The reason I'm here is because I heard a little tumor. 1097 01:10:19.012 --> 01:10:20.630 Rumor! I heard a rumor that 1098 01:10:20.666 --> 01:10:23.635 you could give me a harmless virus kind of thing 1099 01:10:23.669 --> 01:10:26.661 that might be able to slow down the Slaughter Race game? 1100 01:10:26.705 --> 01:10:27.831 Oh, yeah. 1101 01:10:27.839 --> 01:10:30.865 My cousin, Gord, told me that you wanted to crash it. 1102 01:10:30.909 --> 01:10:36.677 Crash it? No! No, no, no, no. I don't want anyone to get hurt. 1103 01:10:36.682 --> 01:10:40.351 If there's a way to just, uh, I don't know. Just make 1104 01:10:40.376 --> 01:10:43.884 the cars go slow or something so the game is boring 1105 01:10:43.922 --> 01:10:46.823 and my friend comes back home to me. 1106 01:10:46.825 --> 01:10:49.569 Allow me to introduce you 1107 01:10:49.594 --> 01:10:50.910 to Arthur. 1108 01:10:51.830 --> 01:10:55.664 Easy there, boy! He's tingling. 1109 01:10:55.667 --> 01:10:59.763 Arthur is what I call an "insecurity virus". 1110 01:10:59.805 --> 01:11:02.831 Means he looks for little flaws and weaknesses 1111 01:11:02.841 --> 01:11:04.809 that make a program insecure. 1112 01:11:06.812 --> 01:11:09.804 You release him into that Slaughter Race game, 1113 01:11:09.848 --> 01:11:12.840 Arthur will find some defect in the code, 1114 01:11:12.851 --> 01:11:16.685 then he'll copy that defect and spread it all over the game 1115 01:11:16.688 --> 01:11:20.035 'til everything becomes quote-unquote 1116 01:11:20.060 --> 01:11:22.854 "boring", just like you wanted. 1117 01:11:22.861 --> 01:11:26.530 Okay. Just to be super clear here. No one get's hurt, right? 1118 01:11:26.699 --> 01:11:28.633 Are you stupid? 1119 01:11:28.635 --> 01:11:32.594 Because the only way anyone gets hurt is if you are stupid. 1120 01:11:32.639 --> 01:11:35.608 All you have to do is make sure the virus 1121 01:11:35.608 --> 01:11:39.544 stays in Slaughter Race. - Right. Don't be stupid. 1122 01:11:39.546 --> 01:11:42.674 Make sure it doesn't get out of Slaughter Race. Got it. 1123 01:11:42.682 --> 01:11:46.778 Get out! - Thank you for your assist-face. Out! I mean, assistance. Thank you 1124 01:11:46.819 --> 01:11:48.787 for your assist-face! Assistance! - Get out! 1125 01:11:54.994 --> 01:11:57.121 Well, that's game. - Beginner's luck. 1126 01:11:57.129 --> 01:12:00.064 Come on, kid. I know a hustle when I see one. 1127 01:12:01.033 --> 01:12:04.002 Players on the way. - Thanks, Bob. Let's roll! 1128 01:12:04.103 --> 01:12:07.004 It's show time. You ready for your first race? 1129 01:12:07.006 --> 01:12:08.394 Yeah. I think so. 1130 01:12:08.419 --> 01:12:12.069 Don't get nervous. You're gonna be great. 1131 01:12:12.111 --> 01:12:14.079 I know, I know. I'll be fine. 1132 01:12:14.080 --> 01:12:19.040 You didn't tell Ralph yet, didn't you? - Not exactly. 1133 01:12:19.051 --> 01:12:22.885 Come on, V, he's your best friend. You gotta let him know 1134 01:12:22.922 --> 01:12:24.890 you're planning on staying here for a while. 1135 01:12:24.924 --> 01:12:27.916 I know, but he's gonna get really upset. 1136 01:12:27.927 --> 01:12:31.829 Yeah, you might, but you guys will talk, you'll work it out. 1137 01:12:31.831 --> 01:12:34.026 You'll figure it out. - Yeah, but what if we don't? 1138 01:12:34.066 --> 01:12:36.933 What if his feelings get hurt so bad 1139 01:12:36.969 --> 01:12:39.028 he won't wanna be my friend anymore? 1140 01:12:39.038 --> 01:12:42.007 Look. All friendships change. 1141 01:12:42.041 --> 01:12:46.876 But the good ones, they get stronger because of this. 1142 01:12:46.879 --> 01:12:50.975 Shank, I hate to bother you, but the player is waiting. 1143 01:12:50.983 --> 01:12:52.951 I'm not gonna tell you what to do, kid. 1144 01:12:52.985 --> 01:12:56.079 It's your call. - Okay. 1145 01:12:56.122 --> 01:12:59.114 Alright. Let's race! 1146 01:13:12.905 --> 01:13:15.840 Scanning for insecurities. 1147 01:13:17.076 --> 01:13:20.011 Scanning for insecurities. 1148 01:13:21.914 --> 01:13:23.939 Precious Car-Go! 1149 01:13:23.950 --> 01:13:26.009 Deliver the car to Bert's Chop Shop. 1150 01:13:26.052 --> 01:13:28.919 But watch out for Shank and her crew! 1151 01:13:46.839 --> 01:13:50.738 Power drift into a drift jump! I saw it. You're amazing! 1152 01:13:50.763 --> 01:13:52.062 - Thank you! 1153 01:14:01.020 --> 01:14:03.887 Scanning for insecurities. 1154 01:14:07.960 --> 01:14:10.986 Looks like we're not finished. Come on, V. 1155 01:14:12.999 --> 01:14:14.023 Ralph? 1156 01:14:20.006 --> 01:14:25.034 Relax, relax. I'll just call him after the race. 1157 01:14:25.044 --> 01:14:27.842 Ralph will be fine. 1158 01:14:29.015 --> 01:14:31.006 Insecurity detected. 1159 01:14:31.150 --> 01:14:34.051 Copying insecurity. 1160 01:14:36.122 --> 01:14:38.273 Distributing insecurity. 1161 01:14:38.298 --> 01:14:40.513 Distributing insecurity. 1162 01:14:40.538 --> 01:14:42.778 Distributing insecurity. 1163 01:14:42.803 --> 01:14:45.135 Distributing- 1164 01:14:45.931 --> 01:14:47.990 What is happening? 1165 01:14:53.105 --> 01:14:55.073 What's going on, Spamley? 1166 01:14:55.107 --> 01:14:58.042 The whole place is going crazy. I thought that virus was just supposed 1167 01:14:58.044 --> 01:15:00.069 to slow down her car! - It was. 1168 01:15:00.079 --> 01:15:02.843 He must've found something real unstable in there. 1169 01:15:02.949 --> 01:15:04.849 It's her glitch. 1170 01:15:04.851 --> 01:15:08.014 Game reboot begins in 60 seconds. 1171 01:15:08.022 --> 01:15:11.167 Hey, Ralph, you can't go in there! They're gonna reboot the game 1172 01:15:11.191 --> 01:15:13.182 and anything that doesn't belong in there will be deleted! 1173 01:15:13.193 --> 01:15:16.185 Yeah! If I don't get her out of there, Vanellope's gonna die! 1174 01:15:19.065 --> 01:15:21.617 Come on, kid. The game's crashing. Let's go! 1175 01:15:21.642 --> 01:15:23.092 I think it's my glitch! 1176 01:15:23.103 --> 01:15:26.004 I'm sorry! I didn't mean to destroy your game! 1177 01:15:26.039 --> 01:15:28.064 We'll be fine but your code 1178 01:15:28.108 --> 01:15:31.009 isn't part of this game! We've gotta get you out of here now! 1179 01:15:31.011 --> 01:15:32.205 Follow me to the exit. 1180 01:15:49.029 --> 01:15:51.964 Kid? Kid, where are you? 1181 01:15:51.965 --> 01:15:54.160 The server's rebooting, Ralph. 1182 01:15:54.201 --> 01:15:56.169 Both of you have to get out of here now. 1183 01:15:56.203 --> 01:15:58.967 Here, I got you! 1184 01:15:59.206 --> 01:16:04.075 Game reboot in 5, 4, 1185 01:16:04.110 --> 01:16:07.079 3, 2, 1. 1186 01:16:08.014 --> 01:16:11.973 Reboot in progress. 1187 01:16:14.154 --> 01:16:18.921 Come on, Vanellope. Wake up. 1188 01:16:21.061 --> 01:16:22.961 Ralph? 1189 01:16:22.996 --> 01:16:27.933 There you are. You okay, kid? - Ralph. I messed up so bad. 1190 01:16:27.960 --> 01:16:34.623 No. No, you didn't. It's okay. - It's all because of me and my glitch. 1191 01:16:34.675 --> 01:16:39.510 I should've just stayed with you instead of following some stupid dream! 1192 01:16:40.681 --> 01:16:45.584 I've ruined everything! - No, kid. No. 1193 01:16:45.719 --> 01:16:50.656 Look, I didn't mean for it to happen like this. 1194 01:16:50.691 --> 01:16:53.626 It's not supposed to be this bad. 1195 01:16:56.630 --> 01:16:59.531 You didn't mean for what to happen? 1196 01:16:59.533 --> 01:17:07.702 I might have, kind of, sort of put a harmless little virus in the game. 1197 01:17:07.741 --> 01:17:09.675 A virus? 1198 01:17:09.676 --> 01:17:12.509 You did this? 1199 01:17:13.146 --> 01:17:14.944 I wouldn't have done anything if I hadn't heard 1200 01:17:14.949 --> 01:17:18.146 you tell Shank that you want to live in Slaughter Race forever. 1201 01:17:18.185 --> 01:17:21.211 So you were spying on me? 1202 01:17:21.222 --> 01:17:23.087 You aren't exactly innocent here. 1203 01:17:23.124 --> 01:17:25.957 You were gonna ditch everybody and abandon Sugar Rush! 1204 01:17:25.960 --> 01:17:29.123 I'm one of 16 racers. They never missed me. 1205 01:17:29.163 --> 01:17:30.221 What about me? 1206 01:17:30.231 --> 01:17:33.200 Why would I ever spend another second with you 1207 01:17:33.200 --> 01:17:35.065 after what you did? 1208 01:17:36.137 --> 01:17:38.037 No! 1209 01:17:43.044 --> 01:17:46.980 Vanellope, where are you going? - Where ever you're not. 1210 01:17:46.981 --> 01:17:50.041 Wait a minute. I can explain- - No! You will not follow me! 1211 01:17:50.051 --> 01:17:53.043 Vanellope, please! - A friend would never do what you did. 1212 01:17:53.054 --> 01:17:56.080 Never! So you leave me alone! 1213 01:17:56.123 --> 01:18:00.116 Vanellope, no, no, no, please! Please? 1214 01:18:00.961 --> 01:18:03.953 Scanning for insecurities. 1215 01:18:03.998 --> 01:18:06.023 ...don't leave me! 1216 01:18:06.067 --> 01:18:08.126 Insecurity detected. 1217 01:18:11.939 --> 01:18:13.998 Copying insecurity. 1218 01:18:15.176 --> 01:18:18.009 No, no, no! 1219 01:18:18.045 --> 01:18:20.206 Distributing insecurity. 1220 01:18:42.570 --> 01:18:44.538 Oh, no. 1221 01:18:59.587 --> 01:19:01.612 You're such an idiot! 1222 01:19:13.534 --> 01:19:17.561 What is your problem, Ralph? I told you, don't follow me! 1223 01:19:17.605 --> 01:19:19.664 Friend? 1224 01:19:19.674 --> 01:19:23.667 Cut that out. You're scaring me. - Friend. 1225 01:19:24.512 --> 01:19:26.639 What the? - Friend? 1226 01:19:30.618 --> 01:19:32.483 Friend? 1227 01:19:37.492 --> 01:19:40.052 Sweet mother of Ralph! 1228 01:19:40.061 --> 01:19:44.174 In breaking news, the internet is under assault as a massive 1229 01:19:44.199 --> 01:19:47.490 denial-of-service attack crashes servers across the web. 1230 01:19:47.535 --> 01:19:51.437 The Wreck-It Ralph virus is fast moving and destructive. 1231 01:19:52.607 --> 01:19:53.665 Friend? 1232 01:19:59.480 --> 01:20:00.640 Friend? 1233 01:20:06.021 --> 01:20:11.049 Experts are still trying to understand who or what the virus's intended target may be. 1234 01:20:13.461 --> 01:20:15.395 Friend. 1235 01:20:16.431 --> 01:20:18.331 Friend? 1236 01:20:19.400 --> 01:20:20.458 Friend! 1237 01:20:24.506 --> 01:20:28.442 I found 130 results for "Where does my high school girlfriend live now?" 1238 01:20:29.544 --> 01:20:32.513 You're welcome. - Mr. KnowsMore! 1239 01:20:33.281 --> 01:20:35.495 Oh, delightful! You're that courteous little 1240 01:20:35.520 --> 01:20:37.513 child who says "please" and "thank you". 1241 01:20:37.538 --> 01:20:39.481 What can KnowsMore help you find today? 1242 01:20:39.521 --> 01:20:41.840 There's a whole- - Whole Foods? A hole in the ozone? 1243 01:20:41.865 --> 01:20:44.140 Whole Lotta Love by British rockers, Led Zeppelin? 1244 01:20:44.259 --> 01:20:47.387 No! There's a whole bunch of Ralphs chasing me! 1245 01:20:50.265 --> 01:20:53.325 This would probably be an appropriate time for me to shelter my site. 1246 01:21:00.508 --> 01:21:03.341 How long you think before they get in here? 1247 01:21:04.279 --> 01:21:06.247 Precisely one second. 1248 01:21:09.417 --> 01:21:11.476 Hey, it's me! It's the real me! 1249 01:21:13.421 --> 01:21:16.322 Ralph? - My apologies. 1250 01:21:16.357 --> 01:21:19.326 I followed those things here. I think they're looking for you, kid! 1251 01:21:19.828 --> 01:21:22.854 Yeah, you think? What did you do? 1252 01:21:22.864 --> 01:21:25.765 I'm so sorry! I don't know how this happened! 1253 01:21:25.767 --> 01:21:26.995 Well, I think it's fairly obvious. 1254 01:21:27.035 --> 01:21:30.766 It happened because an insecurity virus cloned all of your needy, 1255 01:21:30.806 --> 01:21:32.740 clingy, self-destructive behavior, 1256 01:21:32.741 --> 01:21:34.623 the very behavior which left unchecked and 1257 01:21:34.648 --> 01:21:36.768 destroy friendships and in this particular case, 1258 01:21:36.778 --> 01:21:38.939 the entire internet! 1259 01:21:40.782 --> 01:21:43.842 KnowsMore! You have all the answers. Official query. 1260 01:21:43.885 --> 01:21:47.878 What do I do if clones of me are trying to capture my friend? 1261 01:21:47.923 --> 01:21:48.912 Search. 1262 01:21:49.958 --> 01:21:51.926 I found 2 results for your query. 1263 01:21:51.960 --> 01:21:54.019 Either you put all of your clones in therapy, 1264 01:21:54.730 --> 01:21:55.890 very unrealistic, 1265 01:21:55.931 --> 01:22:00.766 or, the Anti-Virus District is surrounded by a gate, made from security software. 1266 01:22:00.769 --> 01:22:02.862 If Vanellope could somehow lead all the clones to the gate, 1267 01:22:02.871 --> 01:22:04.736 they would be deleted all at once! 1268 01:22:04.773 --> 01:22:07.799 Sort of a co-dependant Pied Piper situation. 1269 01:22:07.843 --> 01:22:09.969 Wait. We know a Pied Piper! 1270 01:22:10.579 --> 01:22:11.637 You do? - Yes! 1271 01:22:11.647 --> 01:22:12.705 Who? - Yesss. 1272 01:22:12.714 --> 01:22:14.511 Yeah, but who is it? 1273 01:22:16.552 --> 01:22:18.452 Oh, you mean Yesss? 1274 01:22:21.657 --> 01:22:24.455 Thanks for your help, KnowsMore! 1275 01:22:24.493 --> 01:22:27.690 It's a bit of an empty gesture at this point, wouldn't you say? 1276 01:22:28.630 --> 01:22:31.656 Guess I forgot to tell Ralph that when you "break" the internet 1277 01:22:31.667 --> 01:22:34.500 you don't literally have to break the internet. 1278 01:22:34.503 --> 01:22:36.437 I can't believe he did this. 1279 01:22:36.472 --> 01:22:40.431 Yeah, I mean, dude obviously made some real questionable choices here, 1280 01:22:40.476 --> 01:22:44.640 but he also made a bee pun to save his best friend's game. 1281 01:22:44.646 --> 01:22:48.582 So, what can I say, kid? Life's complicated. 1282 01:22:48.717 --> 01:22:51.447 You ready to pied the piper? 1283 01:22:54.490 --> 01:22:56.617 Yoo-hoo! Up here! 1284 01:22:57.593 --> 01:23:03.498 It's me, your bestest friend in the whole wide world who you can't live without! 1285 01:23:08.537 --> 01:23:10.664 From up here, I can see how I do come across 1286 01:23:10.706 --> 01:23:13.641 as needy and clingy and self-destructive 1287 01:23:13.642 --> 01:23:15.610 like KnowsMore said. 1288 01:23:15.611 --> 01:23:20.548 Listen, kid. I don't blame you for not wanting to be my friend anymore. 1289 01:23:20.582 --> 01:23:22.709 I never said I didn't want to be your friend. 1290 01:23:22.718 --> 01:23:25.516 I said you're acting like a bad friend, 1291 01:23:25.521 --> 01:23:27.682 which you were. - I know I was- 1292 01:23:27.723 --> 01:23:32.213 Hey, my babies! There's the Anti-Virus district, straight ahead! 1293 01:23:32.238 --> 01:23:34.585 Alright, to be continued, okay? 1294 01:23:42.471 --> 01:23:44.564 We're gonna make it! 1295 01:24:00.055 --> 01:24:02.114 You guys okay? - I'm fine. 1296 01:24:02.658 --> 01:24:05.096 Yeah, all good. Look, we can still do this. 1297 01:24:05.121 --> 01:24:07.779 Come on, big man. Help me turn this thing over. 1298 01:24:11.668 --> 01:24:13.568 Guys? 1299 01:24:26.616 --> 01:24:28.709 That is unsettling. 1300 01:24:35.090 --> 01:24:37.024 Get Vanellope out of here now! 1301 01:24:37.059 --> 01:24:38.219 What about you, Ralph? - Just go! 1302 01:24:38.260 --> 01:24:40.319 I got a date with the man in the mirror. 1303 01:24:45.201 --> 01:24:47.226 You keep away from her! 1304 01:24:48.103 --> 01:24:50.196 I'm gonna wreck it! 1305 01:24:52.208 --> 01:24:55.268 She's not your friend! 1306 01:24:55.311 --> 01:24:59.042 She's mine! 1307 01:24:59.048 --> 01:25:02.245 Here it is, this way! Come on, kid, we gotta move! 1308 01:25:33.249 --> 01:25:35.217 No! 1309 01:25:37.052 --> 01:25:38.314 Vanellope! 1310 01:25:44.160 --> 01:25:46.390 Hey! Let go of me! 1311 01:25:49.432 --> 01:25:51.229 Ralph! 1312 01:25:58.141 --> 01:26:00.132 Get back here! 1313 01:26:02.178 --> 01:26:04.237 You put her down! 1314 01:26:27.404 --> 01:26:30.134 Vanellope! 1315 01:26:45.321 --> 01:26:49.223 You know, you're acting like a real bad guy here! 1316 01:26:49.259 --> 01:26:51.420 No. 1317 01:26:51.428 --> 01:26:53.259 Well, you are, 1318 01:26:53.296 --> 01:26:56.231 and I will never be your friend! 1319 01:27:01.237 --> 01:27:03.102 Ralph! 1320 01:27:10.213 --> 01:27:13.182 Catch me if you can, you big dummy! 1321 01:27:18.421 --> 01:27:21.219 I gotcha, little sister. 1322 01:27:23.426 --> 01:27:26.395 Now go, get out of here! - Ralph! 1323 01:27:26.429 --> 01:27:32.299 Go! - No! Don't hurt him! Please, no! 1324 01:27:36.439 --> 01:27:39.306 Stop it! You're squishing him! 1325 01:27:41.211 --> 01:27:43.338 You're gonna kill my best friend! 1326 01:27:47.283 --> 01:27:50.218 Fine, you win. You win, okay? 1327 01:27:53.256 --> 01:27:56.225 Please put him down. 1328 01:27:57.427 --> 01:28:00.396 I'll be your only friend, okay? 1329 01:28:01.231 --> 01:28:04.200 Let him go. - No! No, kid! 1330 01:28:07.103 --> 01:28:09.970 That's it. That's it, yeah. 1331 01:28:10.006 --> 01:28:15.103 Let him down, and I'll go with you. We'll be best friends forever. 1332 01:28:15.245 --> 01:28:20.012 Just me and you. That's what you want, right? 1333 01:28:21.585 --> 01:28:24.418 Well, that's not what I want! 1334 01:28:24.688 --> 01:28:29.557 It's not right to hold a friend back from her dreams. You don't own her! 1335 01:28:29.560 --> 01:28:32.461 That's not how friendship works! 1336 01:28:32.496 --> 01:28:35.522 You need to let her go! 1337 01:28:41.472 --> 01:28:43.633 You need to let her go. 1338 01:28:45.542 --> 01:28:49.638 I know. It's gonna hurt a little bit when you do. 1339 01:28:49.646 --> 01:28:52.672 Ah, who am I kidding, it's gonna hurt a lot. 1340 01:28:54.518 --> 01:28:57.487 But you're gonna be okay. 1341 01:28:59.456 --> 01:29:02.687 We're gonna be okay. Right, kid? 1342 01:29:02.693 --> 01:29:07.426 Of course we are. Always. 1343 01:29:08.632 --> 01:29:13.592 See? No matter where she goes, or where she lives, 1344 01:29:13.637 --> 01:29:19.507 she's always gonna be our friend. You just gotta trust her. 1345 01:29:19.510 --> 01:29:24.447 Cause that's what best friends do. Right? 1346 01:29:38.629 --> 01:29:41.427 Thanks, buddy. 1347 01:29:44.701 --> 01:29:47.465 I feel good about this. 1348 01:29:53.610 --> 01:29:57.546 Ralph, look! I think you fixed your insecurity! 1349 01:29:57.714 --> 01:30:00.512 You're right! 1350 01:30:02.053 --> 01:30:04.078 Ralph, no! 1351 01:30:06.723 --> 01:30:12.457 Park it right here, Ralph! Your old pal, J.P. Spamley's got you! 1352 01:30:13.998 --> 01:30:15.429 Wow, that didn't work. 1353 01:30:19.804 --> 01:30:21.635 Look up there! 1354 01:30:21.672 --> 01:30:23.833 It's a big, strong man in need of rescuing! 1355 01:31:25.403 --> 01:31:28.099 Thanks, Frogger. 1356 01:31:28.139 --> 01:31:30.762 Wait a minute, who are all of you? 1357 01:31:30.787 --> 01:31:33.236 We're friends of Vanellope's. 1358 01:31:33.278 --> 01:31:37.339 Yeah. And any friend of Vanellope's is a friend of ours. 1359 01:31:37.349 --> 01:31:40.250 You're welcome. - Ralph! 1360 01:31:40.251 --> 01:31:43.345 Looking good, big fella! Heyo! 1361 01:31:44.389 --> 01:31:48.291 This dress is not made for a big boy. It's going right up the back alley there. 1362 01:31:48.293 --> 01:31:51.353 Let me just make a little adjustment. There we go! 1363 01:31:52.197 --> 01:31:56.224 Internet users are breathing a collective sigh of relief tonight. 1364 01:31:56.267 --> 01:31:58.326 Just as mysteriously has it appear, 1365 01:31:58.370 --> 01:32:01.430 the Wreck-lt Ralph virus has vanished. 1366 01:32:07.212 --> 01:32:09.339 You know what I just realised? 1367 01:32:09.347 --> 01:32:12.214 The sun never rises or sets here, 1368 01:32:12.217 --> 01:32:14.185 cause everything is always on. 1369 01:32:14.219 --> 01:32:17.416 Isn’t that an astute observation? - I know, right? 1370 01:32:18.156 --> 01:32:21.353 Other than KnowsMore, I'm probably the smartest guy in the internet. 1371 01:32:22.293 --> 01:32:23.300 Yeah. 1372 01:32:23.325 --> 01:32:26.320 - Yo, V! We're about to come back online. You ready? 1373 01:32:26.364 --> 01:32:28.127 Be right there! 1374 01:32:28.133 --> 01:32:29.994 Hey, Ralph. Don't be a stranger. 1375 01:32:30.035 --> 01:32:32.833 Well, I can't be much stranger than you, Shank. 1376 01:32:33.138 --> 01:32:35.129 That's a good dad joke! 1377 01:32:36.007 --> 01:32:39.487 Hey. Don't forget, you know, Shank added my code 1378 01:32:39.512 --> 01:32:43.038 in and everything, so I'll be able to regenerate. I'm gonna be totally safe. 1379 01:32:43.048 --> 01:32:45.039 I know. It's gonna be great! 1380 01:32:45.083 --> 01:32:47.788 You found your dream game. 1381 01:32:47.813 --> 01:32:49.107 Yeah, I did. 1382 01:32:49.132 --> 01:32:50.077 I did. 1383 01:32:50.088 --> 01:32:52.056 So... 1384 01:32:52.924 --> 01:32:56.087 I should probably head in there now, you know? 1385 01:32:56.128 --> 01:33:00.030 Before you go, I wanted to give you this. 1386 01:33:00.866 --> 01:33:02.993 I'm so sorry I broke it, Ralph. 1387 01:33:03.034 --> 01:33:04.968 No, no, it's okay. 1388 01:33:04.970 --> 01:33:07.837 Now we can both have a half. See? 1389 01:33:09.107 --> 01:33:11.007 Yeah! 1390 01:33:17.883 --> 01:33:20.852 I love you so much. 1391 01:33:20.886 --> 01:33:23.081 I'm really gonna miss you. 1392 01:33:24.022 --> 01:33:29.085 I'm gonna miss you too, kid. I really am. 1393 01:33:34.833 --> 01:33:36.090 Alright. 1394 01:33:37.015 --> 01:33:39.885 Okay, you're getting a little clingy on me here. 1395 01:33:41.273 --> 01:33:44.575 Go on, get out of here. The world's waiting for you, kid. 1396 01:34:42.101 --> 01:34:43.251 I'll be honest. 1397 01:34:43.876 --> 01:34:46.418 It still feels kinda weird around here. 1398 01:34:46.638 --> 01:34:48.629 A lot has changed. 1399 01:34:48.674 --> 01:34:51.609 even though we got that steering wheel and saved Sugar Rush, 1400 01:34:51.610 --> 01:34:54.545 it's never really gonna be the same. 1401 01:34:54.646 --> 01:34:57.746 For one thing, the racers aren't even that obnoxious anymore. 1402 01:34:57.983 --> 01:35:00.452 Oh, golly! I'm sorry you didn't win, Taffyta. 1403 01:35:01.053 --> 01:35:03.781 Our friendship is much more important to me than winning, Rancis. 1404 01:35:03.990 --> 01:35:05.821 Losing builds character! 1405 01:35:05.858 --> 01:35:07.917 Everyone's a winner, Taffyta. 1406 01:35:07.960 --> 01:35:13.023 Felix and Calhoun, as goofy as they are, they turn out to be pretty great parents. 1407 01:35:13.065 --> 01:35:17.001 I gotta hand it to you two. How on earth did you tame those things? 1408 01:35:17.036 --> 01:35:20.062 It's simple, Surge. The key to parenting is to... 1409 01:35:22.975 --> 01:35:25.034 ...and then what you do is... 1410 01:35:28.080 --> 01:35:32.107 ...and that is the secret to raising perfect children. 1411 01:35:32.118 --> 01:35:34.916 I wish every parent could hear that. 1412 01:35:34.920 --> 01:35:36.012 I'm keeping busy, too. 1413 01:35:36.055 --> 01:35:39.024 Finally joined Zangief's book club. - Good point, Bison. 1414 01:35:39.058 --> 01:35:40.758 And how about you, Ralph? 1415 01:35:40.760 --> 01:35:44.662 Do you feel Dostoevski intended to make narrator unreliable? 1416 01:35:45.931 --> 01:35:48.832 I do and I don't. 1417 01:35:48.868 --> 01:35:50.995 You do and you don't? 1418 01:35:51.003 --> 01:35:54.803 Duality. That's really deep, Ralph. - Thanks, Sonic. 1419 01:35:54.840 --> 01:35:56.967 I don't know what I'm talking about. 1420 01:35:57.443 --> 01:35:59.835 Oh, and we got this new thing we do every Friday night 1421 01:35:59.946 --> 01:36:01.972 where we all go and hang out in a different game. 1422 01:36:02.081 --> 01:36:03.946 I actually hosted this week. 1423 01:36:03.983 --> 01:36:07.817 Heyo! Hope you're all hungry. I made burnt pie! 1424 01:36:07.853 --> 01:36:09.912 What's burnt pie, Wreck-It? 1425 01:36:09.922 --> 01:36:11.814 Just a pie that you burn. 1426 01:36:11.925 --> 01:36:14.618 You can do this with any pie. You just leave it in the oven for too long. 1427 01:36:17.397 --> 01:36:19.558 We really do have a lot of fun. 1428 01:36:21.401 --> 01:36:23.562 Guess that's pretty much all the news I got for you. 1429 01:36:23.570 --> 01:36:26.471 Oh, man, your stories never disappoint, Ralph. 1430 01:36:26.506 --> 01:36:29.566 I just wish we can hang out sooner. - Yeah, me too. 1431 01:36:29.576 --> 01:36:34.411 When did you say you're getting those days off? - Our update starts on January 25th. 1432 01:36:34.447 --> 01:36:37.439 So, like, 2 months from now? - That'll go by in a flash. 1433 01:36:37.450 --> 01:36:41.352 Speaking of which, you want me to bring you anything from home when I come visit? 1434 01:36:41.387 --> 01:36:44.515 You know what I cannot find anywhere on the internet? 1435 01:36:44.524 --> 01:36:47.425 A halfway decent Burger Time burger. 1436 01:36:47.460 --> 01:36:49.479 I've been talking to Shank and the crew, and 1437 01:36:49.504 --> 01:36:51.453 honestly, I think they're starting to think 1438 01:36:51.464 --> 01:36:53.950 I'm making it up! - Alright. Consider it done. 1439 01:36:53.950 --> 01:36:56.527 I'll bring you guys a truck load. 1440 01:36:57.904 --> 01:36:59.872 The sun's coming up already. 1441 01:36:59.906 --> 01:37:02.875 Guess I better get to it. - Yeah, me too. 1442 01:37:02.909 --> 01:37:05.969 Talk next week? - I shall await your call, Madame. 1443 01:37:05.979 --> 01:37:10.916 Then, ado-ado. Farting is such sweet sorrow. 1444 01:37:11.051 --> 01:37:15.078 So long, stinkbrain. - Bye, kid. 1445 01:37:27.968 --> 01:37:35.807 You doing okay there, Ralph? - Yeah. I am, actually. I'm doing great. 1446 01:37:35.842 --> 01:37:38.834 Come on, Felix. Let's get to work, buddy. 1447 01:41:08.012 --> 01:41:11.035 Hey, Mo! Did you like the movie, sweetie? 1448 01:41:11.359 --> 01:41:14.941 Well, there was a scene in the trailer that 1449 01:41:14.966 --> 01:41:18.546 wasn't in the movie. And that makes me sad. 1450 01:41:18.570 --> 01:41:22.493 Oh, that's too bad! Maybe playing your game would cheer you up. 1451 01:41:22.517 --> 01:41:23.817 Okay! 1452 01:41:25.602 --> 01:41:27.102 Pancake. 1453 01:41:27.126 --> 01:41:29.126 Milkshake. 1454 01:41:29.150 --> 01:41:30.850 Pancake. 1455 01:41:30.874 --> 01:41:32.374 Pancake. 1456 01:41:32.398 --> 01:41:33.391 Milkshake. 1457 01:41:33.415 --> 01:41:36.415 Ooh! Ooh, ooh! I wanna try, I wanna try, I wanna try! My turn, my turn. 1458 01:41:36.439 --> 01:41:40.939 Pancake. Milkshake. Milkshake. Milkshake. 1459 01:41:40.963 --> 01:41:44.763 Pancake. Pancake. Milkshake. Milkshake. 1460 01:41:45.087 --> 01:41:48.187 I'm starting to understand why people like this game! Very zen! 1461 01:41:50.636 --> 01:41:54.639 Hey, everybody! Look what I found! More pancakes! 1462 01:41:54.663 --> 01:41:56.057 Sweet! Let's speed it up! 1463 01:41:56.081 --> 01:41:58.043 Pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, 1464 01:41:58.067 --> 01:42:00.067 pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, 1465 01:42:00.091 --> 01:42:02.915 pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake. 1466 01:42:02.939 --> 01:42:04.670 Eat, little bunny. Eat, eat, eat! 1467 01:42:04.694 --> 01:42:07.800 Ralph, you might wanna try feeding the kitty for a little while. 1468 01:42:08.424 --> 01:42:10.899 No, the kitty gets the milkshake! 1469 01:42:10.923 --> 01:42:15.499 The bunny gets the pancake!