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WEBVTT 1 00:00:43.209 --> 00:00:45.462 Hi. Sorry to interrupt. 2 00:00:45.545 --> 00:00:48.631 I just wanted really quickly to say thank you so much for coming 3 00:00:48.715 --> 00:00:51.509 and for sharing such a perfect evening with us. 4 00:00:51.593 --> 00:00:53.720 It's been so perfect 5 00:00:53.803 --> 00:00:56.931 that I think the only day that could possibly rival it 6 00:00:57.015 --> 00:01:01.311 is the one that resulted in all of us being here in the first place. 7 00:01:01.394 --> 00:01:04.689 And that night was exactly three years ago today. 8 00:01:05.440 --> 00:01:09.819 And it was on that night that I knew I had met someone really, really special. 9 00:01:09.903 --> 00:01:11.154 Aw. 10 00:01:11.237 --> 00:01:13.239 It was the night when we first met. 11 00:01:20.038 --> 00:01:22.665 ♪ I'm sexy and I know it ♪ 12 00:01:27.587 --> 00:01:29.798 ♪ I'm sexy and I know it ♪ 13 00:01:32.342 --> 00:01:34.219 Excuse me. 14 00:01:34.302 --> 00:01:36.763 Whoa, Black Elvis. It's a good song. 15 00:01:38.473 --> 00:01:40.892 Oh. Cool. Going to Coachella? 16 00:01:41.518 --> 00:01:44.979 Excuse me. Coming through. What is she dressed as? 17 00:01:45.563 --> 00:01:47.440 - Whoo-hoo! - Hey, watch it, buddy! 18 00:01:47.524 --> 00:01:49.818 Whoo! Hulk smash! 19 00:01:49.901 --> 00:01:52.487 - Are you okay? - Oh, my God. I think so. 20 00:01:52.570 --> 00:01:54.364 You are A League of Their Own, right? 21 00:01:55.490 --> 00:01:57.450 - Yeah. - I love that movie. 22 00:01:57.534 --> 00:01:59.661 Okay. What character am I? 23 00:01:59.744 --> 00:02:02.413 I'm getting, like, a Tom Hanks vibe from you. 24 00:02:03.665 --> 00:02:05.416 - No? - No. I'm Dottie Hinson. 25 00:02:06.000 --> 00:02:07.335 I'm Geena Davis's character. 26 00:02:07.418 --> 00:02:10.296 - Okay, that makes more sense. - Are you my lesbian cousin Shannon? 27 00:02:10.380 --> 00:02:13.508 Yes. I was gonna ask if you wanted to join my softball team. 28 00:02:13.591 --> 00:02:15.510 - I have a second guess. - Who? 29 00:02:15.593 --> 00:02:17.053 - Are you Garth? - Excellent! 30 00:02:17.137 --> 00:02:20.306 You know, the key to doing a good Garth impression 31 00:02:20.390 --> 00:02:23.309 is to make your mouth into a tiny little butthole. 32 00:02:23.393 --> 00:02:25.061 That was good. 33 00:02:26.396 --> 00:02:28.690 - Noah. - I'm Avery. 34 00:02:28.773 --> 00:02:30.567 It's nice to meet you. 35 00:02:32.443 --> 00:02:34.362 So, what is your favorite drink? 36 00:02:34.445 --> 00:02:38.283 Grapefruit juice with vodka and three maraschino cherries. 37 00:02:38.366 --> 00:02:40.493 Okay. Where are you from? 38 00:02:40.577 --> 00:02:43.413 All over the place. Kind of an army brat. 39 00:02:43.496 --> 00:02:46.207 I don't really like that term, but that's what they call it. 40 00:02:46.291 --> 00:02:49.794 Well, I was a regular brat, and I still don't like that term. 41 00:02:52.338 --> 00:02:53.172 Let's see it. 42 00:02:53.256 --> 00:02:55.842 Okay, so, it's a work in progress. 43 00:02:55.925 --> 00:02:58.052 - Okay. All right. - It's not totally done. 44 00:02:58.887 --> 00:02:59.971 Ta-da! 45 00:03:01.472 --> 00:03:03.558 - Oh, it's good! - You hate it. 46 00:03:04.767 --> 00:03:06.311 It looks drunk, admittedly. 47 00:03:06.394 --> 00:03:09.147 - You're quite the artist. - Thank you. 48 00:03:09.230 --> 00:03:10.648 See what's going on over there 49 00:03:10.732 --> 00:03:13.610 between Sexy Grumpy Cat and the hipster Where's Waldo? 50 00:03:14.402 --> 00:03:16.654 Look, they're gonna fall in... 51 00:03:17.697 --> 00:03:21.242 Oh-ho! Now watch. Everyone's gonna jump in. 52 00:03:21.326 --> 00:03:23.161 Let's party! Whoo! 53 00:03:24.579 --> 00:03:25.997 Whoo! 54 00:03:28.583 --> 00:03:31.628 - Maybe not. - Wow. Now they're making out in the pool. 55 00:03:31.711 --> 00:03:33.963 That's kind of tacky. Wait. I think I know that guy. 56 00:03:34.047 --> 00:03:37.759 His name is Patric with no “K.” 57 00:03:37.842 --> 00:03:40.094 - That's a bad name. - We went on one date. 58 00:03:40.178 --> 00:03:43.389 He literally spent the entire time teaching me about sea turtles. 59 00:03:43.473 --> 00:03:45.642 Well, at least you know someone here. 60 00:03:45.725 --> 00:03:47.977 I just came with my roommate, Carrie. 61 00:03:48.061 --> 00:03:51.439 And there she is, making out with Jell-O Shot Doctor. 62 00:03:52.899 --> 00:03:55.151 Hey, do you wanna get out of here? 63 00:03:55.235 --> 00:03:56.861 - Yeah. - Yeah? 64 00:03:58.112 --> 00:04:00.156 - Do you like jazz? - Do I like breathing? 65 00:04:09.040 --> 00:04:11.542 God, this place is so awesome. 66 00:04:11.626 --> 00:04:13.044 How'd you find out about it? 67 00:04:13.127 --> 00:04:16.214 Well, I kinda know a guy that works here. 68 00:04:18.466 --> 00:04:19.968 - Ooh! - It's me. 69 00:04:20.051 --> 00:04:21.177 - I'm that guy. - Yeah. 70 00:04:21.261 --> 00:04:23.513 - Did you get that? - I got that, yeah. Yeah. 71 00:04:23.596 --> 00:04:25.181 Actually, I am the piano man... 72 00:04:26.015 --> 00:04:27.809 who's got magic hands. 73 00:04:27.892 --> 00:04:29.310 Oh, my God! 74 00:04:29.936 --> 00:04:32.105 - So, is there anything you'd like to hear? - Mmm. 75 00:04:32.188 --> 00:04:34.399 Do you know any Count Basie? 76 00:04:34.482 --> 00:04:36.651 Whoa! You are a jazz fan. 77 00:04:36.734 --> 00:04:38.611 - I am, mm-hmm. - Wow. I love Count Basie. 78 00:04:38.695 --> 00:04:40.415 - I'm more of an Oscar Peterson fan. - Okay. 79 00:04:40.446 --> 00:04:42.865 His friends call him “OP” for short. Do you know him? 80 00:04:42.949 --> 00:04:44.784 - No. - He's dead, so you can't know him. 81 00:04:44.867 --> 00:04:47.120 Well, I appreciate a guy who knows his music history. 82 00:04:47.203 --> 00:04:51.666 In that case, sit back and relax and enjoy this Count Basie classic. 83 00:04:52.375 --> 00:04:53.376 Okay. 84 00:04:54.752 --> 00:04:59.799 ♪ Well ♪ 85 00:04:59.882 --> 00:05:01.592 ♪ You know you make me wanna shout ♪ 86 00:05:01.676 --> 00:05:04.470 ♪ Kick my heels up and shout Throw my hands up and shout ♪ 87 00:05:04.554 --> 00:05:06.306 This is not Count Basie! 88 00:05:06.389 --> 00:05:09.392 ♪ Now don't forget to say you will ♪ 89 00:05:10.101 --> 00:05:13.271 ♪ Don't forget to say Yeah-yeah ♪ 90 00:05:13.354 --> 00:05:16.899 ♪ Say you will Say it right now, baby ♪ 91 00:05:17.650 --> 00:05:19.360 ♪ Come on, come on ♪ 92 00:05:19.444 --> 00:05:20.862 ♪ Say you will ♪ 93 00:05:20.945 --> 00:05:22.155 ♪ Say it right now ♪ 94 00:05:22.238 --> 00:05:24.741 ♪ Oooh-ooh ♪ 95 00:05:24.824 --> 00:05:26.367 - ♪ Say that you love me ♪ - ♪ Say ♪ 96 00:05:26.451 --> 00:05:27.535 ♪ Say that you need me ♪ 97 00:05:27.618 --> 00:05:30.288 ♪ Say that you want me You wanna please me ♪ 98 00:05:30.371 --> 00:05:32.040 - ♪ Say ♪ - ♪ Come on now ♪ 99 00:05:32.123 --> 00:05:33.458 - ♪ Say ♪ - ♪ Come on now ♪ 100 00:05:33.541 --> 00:05:36.544 - ♪ Say, say ♪ - ♪ Come on now, come on now ♪ 101 00:05:36.627 --> 00:05:39.672 Uh-oh! Piano solo! You said piano solo, didn't you? 102 00:05:39.756 --> 00:05:41.591 - Oh, my God! New mission! - What's up? 103 00:05:41.674 --> 00:05:45.261 Okay, okay. Hey, do not forget to tip your piano man! 104 00:05:45.344 --> 00:05:46.763 This is gonna be great. 105 00:05:46.846 --> 00:05:48.222 All right. 106 00:05:48.306 --> 00:05:50.767 These things are so much fun. 107 00:05:50.850 --> 00:05:52.560 - Ready? Okay. - Yep. 108 00:05:53.186 --> 00:05:56.064 - No boring high school yearbook poses. - What do you mean? 109 00:05:56.147 --> 00:05:58.983 The whole point is to do something different in every photo. 110 00:05:59.067 --> 00:05:59.942 I'm smiling. 111 00:06:00.026 --> 00:06:02.653 I know this might come as a shock to you, 112 00:06:02.737 --> 00:06:05.448 but I've never actually taken a photo booth photo. 113 00:06:05.531 --> 00:06:07.158 - What? - Yep. I'm a virgin. 114 00:06:07.241 --> 00:06:10.244 So be gentle with me, please. 115 00:06:10.328 --> 00:06:11.621 - Virgin, huh? - Mm-hmm. 116 00:06:12.330 --> 00:06:13.915 Well, not anymore. 117 00:06:15.124 --> 00:06:17.043 Come on. This is the best part. 118 00:06:17.668 --> 00:06:20.755 - So we just stand out here and wait? - Shh. Listen. 119 00:06:23.591 --> 00:06:26.010 There's real film developing in there. 120 00:06:26.094 --> 00:06:27.637 It's the sound of history. 121 00:06:36.687 --> 00:06:37.814 How we lookin'? 122 00:06:37.897 --> 00:06:40.525 Well, your technique could definitely use some work. 123 00:06:40.608 --> 00:06:41.943 But you're cute. 124 00:06:42.777 --> 00:06:44.177 - Hmm? - Come on. Let's do it again. 125 00:06:44.237 --> 00:06:45.738 Yeah, okay. 126 00:06:47.406 --> 00:06:48.825 So, this is it. 127 00:06:50.409 --> 00:06:52.495 - Wow. - Yeah. 128 00:06:53.287 --> 00:06:55.623 Your place is... is incredible. 129 00:06:55.706 --> 00:06:57.625 - Honestly. - Thanks. 130 00:06:58.709 --> 00:07:01.379 Really? You've got one? 131 00:07:01.462 --> 00:07:03.131 Yeah. Why? Do you play? 132 00:07:04.674 --> 00:07:06.008 Oh, do I play? 133 00:07:06.092 --> 00:07:09.637 Oh, you are so dead. I am a master. 134 00:07:09.720 --> 00:07:12.014 - Really? You're a master. Okay. - I am. Ready? 135 00:07:13.099 --> 00:07:15.643 - No! Don't spin it! - Is that a rule? I've never heard that. 136 00:07:15.726 --> 00:07:17.353 Yeah, that is a rule. 137 00:07:17.437 --> 00:07:20.523 - Aah! - Ohh! Laser! 138 00:07:24.110 --> 00:07:25.695 One step closer. 139 00:07:30.032 --> 00:07:32.618 That's what you get for cheating. I win. 140 00:07:32.702 --> 00:07:34.620 Whoo! Crowd goes wild! 141 00:07:34.704 --> 00:07:38.124 Mmm. I haven't had Cookie Crisp in, like, ten years. 142 00:07:38.207 --> 00:07:40.543 Oh. Best late-night food ever. 143 00:07:41.377 --> 00:07:42.503 - It's the best. - Mm-hmm. 144 00:07:42.587 --> 00:07:45.131 So then I got the job at the piano bar, 145 00:07:45.214 --> 00:07:48.593 and the first night playing was just amazing. 146 00:07:48.676 --> 00:07:50.596 So I dropped out of business school the next day. 147 00:07:50.678 --> 00:07:54.390 You know what they say. Do what you love, you'll never work a day in your life. 148 00:07:54.474 --> 00:07:57.268 Yeah, super-super-poor people say that. 149 00:07:58.144 --> 00:08:00.188 - Can I get you another refresher? - Yeah. 150 00:08:00.271 --> 00:08:03.191 - Oh. She's gulping it down. - A little bit more. Thank you. 151 00:08:05.067 --> 00:08:06.861 Who's this? Is this your grandma? 152 00:08:06.944 --> 00:08:09.822 Oh, no, that's actually Dorothy. 153 00:08:09.906 --> 00:08:12.950 She lives at the retirement home I did a fund-raiser for. 154 00:08:13.993 --> 00:08:15.828 I organize benefits for charities. 155 00:08:15.912 --> 00:08:19.165 So, like kids, the elderly, animals. 156 00:08:19.248 --> 00:08:20.666 You name it, I do it. 157 00:08:20.750 --> 00:08:22.043 Who are you? 158 00:08:24.879 --> 00:08:27.298 ♪ You know, you know, you know ♪ 159 00:08:27.381 --> 00:08:29.550 ♪ That you do ♪ 160 00:08:31.177 --> 00:08:32.470 And that was it. 161 00:08:32.553 --> 00:08:35.223 That was the moment I knew that it was love. 162 00:08:37.225 --> 00:08:38.601 To Ethan and Avery! 163 00:08:38.684 --> 00:08:39.894 Cheers! 164 00:08:44.440 --> 00:08:46.067 Yeah. I'll take one. Thank you. 165 00:08:48.319 --> 00:08:50.238 Mmm. 166 00:08:50.321 --> 00:08:51.697 I'm gonna need two. 167 00:08:53.199 --> 00:08:54.200 Ah. 168 00:08:54.575 --> 00:08:56.744 Oh, a little boost. 169 00:09:08.339 --> 00:09:11.092 Excuse me. 170 00:09:13.469 --> 00:09:14.595 - I'm gonna go. - Yeah. 171 00:09:14.679 --> 00:09:16.180 Thank you. I'll be right back. 172 00:09:16.847 --> 00:09:19.016 It burns! 173 00:09:19.100 --> 00:09:21.644 Hey, Noah! 174 00:09:23.604 --> 00:09:25.982 - Noah? - Hey. 175 00:09:26.065 --> 00:09:28.609 - Hey, you okay in there? - Not so good. 176 00:09:28.693 --> 00:09:31.862 My Aunt Cindy said you puked on her a little bit as you walked by. 177 00:09:31.946 --> 00:09:33.656 She puked on me first. 178 00:09:33.739 --> 00:09:36.075 Okay, I'm coming in. 179 00:09:36.158 --> 00:09:38.286 - Okay? - Oh, I wish you wouldn't. 180 00:09:38.369 --> 00:09:40.079 I'm coming in. 181 00:09:40.913 --> 00:09:41.913 Hey. 182 00:09:42.999 --> 00:09:44.125 How are you? 183 00:09:45.084 --> 00:09:47.587 - You dying in here? - I'm... 184 00:09:47.670 --> 00:09:49.422 I'm... so good. 185 00:09:49.505 --> 00:09:51.173 You hit the open bar too hard. 186 00:09:51.257 --> 00:09:52.883 You think this is about... 187 00:09:53.759 --> 00:09:54.969 drinking? 188 00:09:55.052 --> 00:09:57.263 This was about... 189 00:09:57.972 --> 00:09:59.515 food poisoning. 190 00:09:59.599 --> 00:10:00.600 Taquitos. 191 00:10:02.727 --> 00:10:04.395 Or the seven-layer dip. 192 00:10:04.478 --> 00:10:06.814 Why so many layers? You don't need seven. 193 00:10:07.815 --> 00:10:09.984 - Ethan. - Noah. How you feeling, buddy? 194 00:10:10.067 --> 00:10:13.195 Oh, so good. I'm so glad he's here now. 195 00:10:13.279 --> 00:10:15.615 Got you a Vitaminwater, some saltines. 196 00:10:15.698 --> 00:10:19.368 I got Pepto chewables in the glove box. Let's get this stuff in your system. 197 00:10:19.452 --> 00:10:21.579 Mmm, yeah. Thank you. 198 00:10:21.662 --> 00:10:22.662 You are a peach. 199 00:10:22.705 --> 00:10:25.249 Oh. What are these, crackers? 200 00:10:25.333 --> 00:10:27.209 Mm-mm-mmm. Mmm! 201 00:10:27.293 --> 00:10:28.794 - Feel better already. - Awesome. 202 00:10:28.878 --> 00:10:30.880 Let me know if you need anything else. 203 00:10:30.963 --> 00:10:33.507 - Baby, by the way, that speech? - Yeah? 204 00:10:33.591 --> 00:10:34.818 - It was beautiful. - Thank you. 205 00:10:34.842 --> 00:10:37.029 - Everybody in the room was so moved. - I was so nervous. 206 00:10:37.053 --> 00:10:39.347 - I love you so much. - I love you. 207 00:10:45.269 --> 00:10:48.564 Also, my parents want to team up for that Skype call whenever we have a chance. 208 00:10:48.648 --> 00:10:50.775 So, um, just meet me at the laptop? 209 00:10:50.858 --> 00:10:52.568 - Yes. I'll be right there. - Okay. 210 00:10:52.652 --> 00:10:54.654 - Feel better. Okay? - Mm-hmm. 211 00:10:54.737 --> 00:10:56.364 Keep your head up. 212 00:10:56.447 --> 00:10:57.490 Okay. 213 00:10:58.532 --> 00:11:00.910 You wanna go maybe walk around a little bit? 214 00:11:00.993 --> 00:11:03.746 - Just really slowly. Careful, careful. - I'm fine. 215 00:11:03.829 --> 00:11:05.748 - Okay. Okay. - These aren't good. 216 00:11:05.831 --> 00:11:07.458 Candid. 217 00:11:07.541 --> 00:11:09.043 That's a candid. 218 00:11:09.126 --> 00:11:10.836 Candid. 219 00:11:12.088 --> 00:11:13.923 - Hey, Carrie. - Hey, hon. 220 00:11:14.006 --> 00:11:16.133 Noah. Haven't seen you in forever. 221 00:11:16.217 --> 00:11:18.594 - Hey, Carrie. - I've got a shoot tomorrow morning. 222 00:11:18.677 --> 00:11:20.888 So I was wondering, cool if I can leave a little early? 223 00:11:20.971 --> 00:11:24.892 Maybe you can take Noah home. He's a little... He shouldn't be driving. 224 00:11:24.975 --> 00:11:26.977 - I'm fine. - Candid. 225 00:11:28.270 --> 00:11:30.648 You don't look fine. You look like shit. 226 00:11:30.731 --> 00:11:33.734 You know, uh, honestly, I-I'll take an Uber. 227 00:11:33.818 --> 00:11:35.361 - Cool. - Hey, Avery! 228 00:11:35.444 --> 00:11:37.238 Oh. Yeah. One second. 229 00:11:37.321 --> 00:11:39.240 Um, really? Are you sure? 230 00:11:39.323 --> 00:11:41.200 Yeah. I-I'm actually not... 231 00:11:41.283 --> 00:11:43.536 Feel better, okay? Thank you. Bye, Carrie. 232 00:11:43.619 --> 00:11:44.912 - Bye. - Bye. 233 00:11:48.457 --> 00:11:51.377 Ooh. That had my Uber on it. 234 00:11:51.877 --> 00:11:53.462 You really are a mess. 235 00:11:53.546 --> 00:11:55.548 All right, fine. Let's go. 236 00:11:58.342 --> 00:12:01.053 Oh, they're so beautiful. 237 00:12:03.097 --> 00:12:04.783 Let's go, train wreck. 238 00:12:04.807 --> 00:12:06.100 Mm-hmm. 239 00:12:07.059 --> 00:12:10.104 You stole an Avery-Ethan plate? You dork. 240 00:12:10.187 --> 00:12:12.982 - Candid! - You delete that. Okay? 241 00:12:13.065 --> 00:12:14.945 Don't want any evidence that this ever happened. 242 00:12:15.025 --> 00:12:17.236 Nope. Sorry. 243 00:12:17.319 --> 00:12:20.448 I photograph weddings for a living. Capturing misery and regret is what I do. 244 00:12:20.531 --> 00:12:22.992 - Perfect. - What is your deal tonight anyway? 245 00:12:23.075 --> 00:12:26.412 It's kind of a long story, so I'd rather not get into it. 246 00:12:26.495 --> 00:12:27.496 Yeah, okay. Cool. 247 00:12:28.998 --> 00:12:30.749 Oh, you don't want to hear it? 248 00:12:31.834 --> 00:12:34.170 - Yeah, 'cause I don't want to tell you. - Okay. 249 00:12:48.142 --> 00:12:49.810 Fine. I'll tell you. 250 00:12:49.894 --> 00:12:51.270 All right? 251 00:12:51.353 --> 00:12:53.731 Frickin' drag it out of me, why don't you? 252 00:12:54.690 --> 00:12:57.318 It has to do with the fact that I'm... 253 00:12:59.361 --> 00:13:00.946 in love with Avery. 254 00:13:01.030 --> 00:13:02.031 Are you serious? 255 00:13:02.114 --> 00:13:04.867 Why would you go to a party celebrating their engagement then? 256 00:13:04.950 --> 00:13:07.328 I guess I just wanted to prove that I could do it, 257 00:13:07.411 --> 00:13:11.624 that I'm not gonna spend my life obsessed over the fact I missed my shot with her. 258 00:13:11.707 --> 00:13:14.376 - You're doing great with that so far. - You know what, Carrie? 259 00:13:14.460 --> 00:13:15.628 I am. 260 00:13:15.711 --> 00:13:18.088 I am, considering the facts, 261 00:13:18.172 --> 00:13:21.217 and I'll be doing even more better when I find my... 262 00:13:21.300 --> 00:13:23.135 - Dignity? - Oop! 263 00:13:23.219 --> 00:13:24.845 Oh! 264 00:13:24.929 --> 00:13:26.472 Jack Daniel's. 265 00:13:26.555 --> 00:13:29.141 - Okay. - The nectar of the gods. 266 00:13:29.225 --> 00:13:32.686 You're a real sad sack of shit right now. 267 00:13:35.397 --> 00:13:37.191 Can I tell you a story? 268 00:13:37.274 --> 00:13:41.278 Has to do with when Avery and I first met. 269 00:13:41.362 --> 00:13:43.364 Just give me the abridged version. 270 00:13:44.114 --> 00:13:47.618 It all started three years and one day ago. 271 00:13:47.701 --> 00:13:50.371 The year was 2014. 272 00:13:50.454 --> 00:13:53.332 A time filled with hope and dreams. 273 00:13:53.415 --> 00:13:56.293 I can still remember the exact pitch of her laugh. 274 00:13:59.713 --> 00:14:02.967 - That's not how it happened. - I think you're mistaken. 275 00:14:03.050 --> 00:14:04.885 No, I was at that party. 276 00:14:04.969 --> 00:14:06.845 I was just... preoccupied. 277 00:14:07.680 --> 00:14:08.680 Wait. Where are we? 278 00:14:08.722 --> 00:14:11.892 We are at my home, sister. 279 00:14:11.976 --> 00:14:14.520 No, this is a bar. I'm not your... 280 00:14:14.603 --> 00:14:16.188 - Oh, I'm dr... - Noah, get back in. 281 00:14:16.272 --> 00:14:17.856 Oh! 282 00:14:21.402 --> 00:14:23.195 - Je... - You okay? 283 00:14:23.279 --> 00:14:25.364 - I'm fine. - Jesus Christ. 284 00:14:25.447 --> 00:14:28.409 - No, I'm not Jesus Christ, I'm Noah. - Oh. Okay. 285 00:14:28.492 --> 00:14:31.996 - Get in the truck. - No, I need to keep my buzz going. 286 00:14:32.079 --> 00:14:33.247 Get... Oh! 287 00:14:33.330 --> 00:14:35.207 - I'll take it. - Seriously? 288 00:14:35.291 --> 00:14:38.085 Think you should sit down. 289 00:14:38.168 --> 00:14:39.920 Sorry. So sorry. 290 00:14:40.004 --> 00:14:42.172 - There's my friend Max. - Noah! 291 00:14:42.256 --> 00:14:45.467 Oh, my God, you are drunk. Gotta get you some help. Excuse me. 292 00:14:45.551 --> 00:14:48.846 Can we get some ginger whiskey, a blueberry Red Bull, and who is this? 293 00:14:48.929 --> 00:14:51.891 You didn't pick up an escort, did you? You are very lovely. 294 00:14:51.974 --> 00:14:54.101 - Hey, I'm Max. - And I'm leaving. 295 00:14:54.184 --> 00:14:56.384 I have a photo shoot in Lafayette Park tomorrow morning. 296 00:14:56.437 --> 00:14:59.940 That's where I take my wedding photos. 'Cause I am a photographer, not an escort. 297 00:15:00.024 --> 00:15:03.777 What a coincidence, 'cause my office actually overlooks that park. 298 00:15:03.861 --> 00:15:06.697 Oh, yeah! That big dumb building full of douche bags. 299 00:15:06.780 --> 00:15:08.741 Yeah. I'm the vice president of the douche bags. 300 00:15:08.824 --> 00:15:11.702 - You're obviously in great hands. - No, no, no, no, no. 301 00:15:11.785 --> 00:15:13.871 You gotta hear the rest of the story. 302 00:15:13.954 --> 00:15:17.666 'Cause this is the part that gets truly tragic. 303 00:15:17.750 --> 00:15:21.045 You know when you are about to fulfill your destiny? 304 00:15:21.128 --> 00:15:24.798 I waited too long, and then I got hugged. 305 00:15:31.472 --> 00:15:33.557 - You're so awesome. - Mmm. 306 00:15:37.770 --> 00:15:41.440 Oh, this is so nice to have a good guy friend, I can't even tell you. 307 00:15:48.447 --> 00:15:50.449 I left never knowing what went wrong. 308 00:15:50.532 --> 00:15:52.117 - Bye! - Bye. 309 00:15:52.201 --> 00:15:55.496 But I figured I would at least get a second chance with her. 310 00:15:56.413 --> 00:15:57.790 Until fate... 311 00:15:58.832 --> 00:16:01.794 kicked me in my ball sack the very next day 312 00:16:01.877 --> 00:16:03.587 when she met Ethan. 313 00:16:06.590 --> 00:16:07.633 Can I help you with that? 314 00:16:15.975 --> 00:16:18.102 And you know why she needed more cereal? 315 00:16:18.185 --> 00:16:22.022 Because I ate all of her Cookie Crisp. 316 00:16:22.106 --> 00:16:25.776 Like a... chubby, nine-year-old slob. 317 00:16:25.859 --> 00:16:29.530 Wow. Your mental recollection of that moment feels super-accurate. 318 00:16:29.613 --> 00:16:32.157 - Ethan has nothing on you. - He kinda does. 319 00:16:32.241 --> 00:16:35.160 - He's, like, the nicest guy ever. - He's, like, Mormon nice. 320 00:16:35.244 --> 00:16:39.540 But that night, me and Avery, we had something, and it was real. 321 00:16:39.623 --> 00:16:42.960 We bonded. We were laughing. And she said I was cute. 322 00:16:43.043 --> 00:16:45.212 Okay, “cute”? You're clinging to “cute.” 323 00:16:45.295 --> 00:16:48.716 Noah, my little brother's cute. That doesn't mean I wanna have sex... 324 00:16:49.633 --> 00:16:50.843 I'm not... 325 00:16:51.844 --> 00:16:52.928 You get it. 326 00:16:53.012 --> 00:16:55.723 I get that you have sexual thoughts about your little brother, 327 00:16:55.806 --> 00:16:58.142 and I also get that you're mean. 328 00:16:58.225 --> 00:17:00.936 You can tell that I'm in an emotional state right now. 329 00:17:02.312 --> 00:17:07.443 Noah, relationships are all about energy and attraction and intangible things, 330 00:17:07.526 --> 00:17:09.403 things beyond your control. 331 00:17:09.486 --> 00:17:11.363 Okay, you may be a great guy, 332 00:17:11.447 --> 00:17:14.033 but you were never gonna be that guy to Avery. 333 00:17:14.116 --> 00:17:16.785 I just think it's, you know, time to move on. 334 00:17:16.869 --> 00:17:19.669 I've been telling him for three years. You have something on your lips. 335 00:17:19.747 --> 00:17:22.041 - Let me get it with mine. - Does that ever work for you? 336 00:17:22.124 --> 00:17:24.209 - Yes. - It does, yes. 337 00:17:24.835 --> 00:17:27.296 And with that, Max can take it from here. 338 00:17:28.881 --> 00:17:30.758 Feel better, Noah. 339 00:17:30.841 --> 00:17:34.178 It was lovely meeting you, by the way. We'll talk soon, at dinner or something. 340 00:17:34.261 --> 00:17:36.096 - Doubtful. - She's right. 341 00:17:36.180 --> 00:17:38.891 Why would Avery ever want to be with me? Look at me. 342 00:17:40.809 --> 00:17:42.728 Look at me, Maxie. I got a Play-Doh face. 343 00:17:42.811 --> 00:17:44.938 People love your Play-Doh face. 344 00:17:45.022 --> 00:17:46.899 I got a disgusting face. 345 00:17:46.982 --> 00:17:48.609 Noah, I hate seeing you like this. 346 00:17:50.569 --> 00:17:52.821 Let's get you out of here. On your feet. 347 00:17:52.905 --> 00:17:54.531 Whoo! 348 00:17:54.615 --> 00:17:55.949 Oh! Oh! 349 00:17:56.033 --> 00:17:58.160 Help me help you. 350 00:17:58.243 --> 00:18:01.622 Ooh, here's a tip. Here's a tip from my tip jar. 351 00:18:01.705 --> 00:18:04.792 Don't fall in love! She's gonna rip your heart out! 352 00:18:04.875 --> 00:18:06.502 So sorry about my friend. 353 00:18:06.585 --> 00:18:08.378 You okay? You all right? 354 00:18:08.462 --> 00:18:09.902 - Focus. Focus. - Where are we going? 355 00:18:09.963 --> 00:18:12.049 I'm gonna go score us a ride. Just sit tight. 356 00:18:12.132 --> 00:18:13.634 - Um... Okay. - What are you doing? 357 00:18:13.717 --> 00:18:16.887 I'm... Okay, look... 358 00:18:16.970 --> 00:18:19.598 - I'm sitting tight, baby! - All right! Sit tight! 359 00:18:21.350 --> 00:18:24.770 Oh. My old friend the photo booth. 360 00:18:24.853 --> 00:18:27.022 Let's give her a spin. 361 00:18:30.651 --> 00:18:34.029 Yeah, still have these after three years. 362 00:18:34.113 --> 00:18:37.116 You truly are a sad sack of shit. 363 00:18:44.414 --> 00:18:46.125 If only I could have a chance... 364 00:18:47.126 --> 00:18:48.794 to do everything different, 365 00:18:48.877 --> 00:18:51.380 I could be the kind of guy she would want. 366 00:18:55.759 --> 00:19:00.472 I could be exactly the kind of guy Avery would end up with. 367 00:19:24.705 --> 00:19:26.707 Oh, son of a bitch. 368 00:19:27.916 --> 00:19:29.251 Mmm. 369 00:19:30.252 --> 00:19:31.962 What a crazy dream. 370 00:19:46.101 --> 00:19:47.978 Hey, little witch. Halloween was two days ago. 371 00:19:48.061 --> 00:19:49.061 Piss off. 372 00:20:00.991 --> 00:20:02.326 What the hell? 373 00:20:06.330 --> 00:20:08.040 Halloween lasts a week now? 374 00:20:08.123 --> 00:20:10.042 It's good to be a kid today. 375 00:20:15.297 --> 00:20:19.509 All right, 75 cents, your change. There you are. Thanks. 376 00:20:19.593 --> 00:20:24.765 Could I get a big-ass bottle of Advil and a blueberry Red Bull, please? 377 00:20:24.848 --> 00:20:25.849 No problem. 378 00:20:36.902 --> 00:20:38.195 Hey, um... 379 00:20:41.198 --> 00:20:44.243 - Could you tell me what day it is? - It's Halloween. 380 00:20:46.745 --> 00:20:49.873 Yeah, but, I mean... Halloween... 381 00:20:50.666 --> 00:20:52.709 has definitely already happened, so... 382 00:20:55.504 --> 00:20:56.797 And what year is it? 383 00:20:58.840 --> 00:21:00.717 It's 2014. 384 00:21:00.801 --> 00:21:03.095 Now, do you need anything else? 385 00:21:04.846 --> 00:21:05.931 Yeah. 386 00:21:07.474 --> 00:21:08.725 Okay, uh... 387 00:21:08.809 --> 00:21:10.060 you know... 388 00:21:10.143 --> 00:21:12.938 could I just get my blueberry Red Bull so I can get going? 389 00:21:13.397 --> 00:21:16.191 Red Bull doesn't make a blueberry flavor though. 390 00:21:16.275 --> 00:21:18.527 Just makes one flavor. Red Bull. 391 00:21:18.610 --> 00:21:20.320 That's their flavor. Red Bull. 392 00:21:20.404 --> 00:21:22.322 Red Bull... Red Bull... 393 00:21:22.406 --> 00:21:24.741 Holy shit. 394 00:21:25.284 --> 00:21:26.284 You all right? 395 00:21:28.203 --> 00:21:30.122 Ohh! 396 00:21:30.205 --> 00:21:32.124 Hey, where you going, man? 397 00:21:38.839 --> 00:21:40.674 Max! Excuse me. 398 00:21:40.757 --> 00:21:42.009 Hi. 399 00:21:42.092 --> 00:21:45.095 Hey. Max? No? You know Max? 400 00:21:46.013 --> 00:21:47.347 Max! 401 00:21:49.558 --> 00:21:50.892 Yo. Over here. 402 00:21:51.768 --> 00:21:53.895 Corporate Asset Management. Please hold. 403 00:21:53.979 --> 00:21:56.648 - I gotta talk. - And I gotta listen. 404 00:21:56.732 --> 00:21:58.567 But you got 15 seconds, tops. 405 00:21:58.650 --> 00:22:01.153 Something unexplainable is happening to me, Max. 406 00:22:01.236 --> 00:22:05.365 Look at all these papers. They all have the exact same date on them. 407 00:22:06.616 --> 00:22:07.701 Where am I? 408 00:22:08.827 --> 00:22:11.580 How did I get here? What is happening to my life? 409 00:22:12.414 --> 00:22:14.814 Did I not tell you the day you dropped out of business school 410 00:22:14.875 --> 00:22:16.960 something exactly like this was gonna happen to you? 411 00:22:17.044 --> 00:22:19.755 - Exactly like what? - Like a quarter-life crisis. 412 00:22:19.838 --> 00:22:21.006 - No. - Yeah, you are. 413 00:22:21.089 --> 00:22:24.384 How many times did I tell you I could talk to my boss and he would offer you a job? 414 00:22:24.468 --> 00:22:27.697 You and I, we're supposed to be the Anna and Elsa of the corporate assistant game. 415 00:22:27.721 --> 00:22:30.390 - From Frozen? - Max, I need my Diet Sunkist, yeah? 416 00:22:30.474 --> 00:22:31.683 Five minutes ago, dummy. 417 00:22:31.767 --> 00:22:34.978 Of course you can have a playdate at Julie's house, sweetie. Go, shit-weasel! 418 00:22:35.062 --> 00:22:37.147 I'm on it, sir. He's a sweetheart. 419 00:22:37.230 --> 00:22:40.776 But you're not an assistant. You're a vice president. 420 00:22:40.859 --> 00:22:42.486 - Not yet. - You are though. 421 00:22:42.569 --> 00:22:43.862 Okay, I'm working there. 422 00:22:43.945 --> 00:22:47.407 Costigan assured me that within three years and an attitude for gratitude, 423 00:22:47.491 --> 00:22:48.408 I'll be at the top. 424 00:22:48.492 --> 00:22:52.079 I'm investing in myself. See this watch? Guess how much that cost. 425 00:22:52.162 --> 00:22:53.747 $25,000. 426 00:22:53.830 --> 00:22:56.333 Good guess. Wow, you know quality. 427 00:22:56.416 --> 00:22:59.878 I bought it cash. Well, one percent down. The rest is on extended layaway. 428 00:22:59.961 --> 00:23:02.589 But it's a Breitling. It's so expensive. 429 00:23:02.672 --> 00:23:05.801 Don't even know how to pronounce it. Not too much. 430 00:23:05.884 --> 00:23:09.471 I don't want to be too jacked, but I want to be able to tell time with ease. 431 00:23:09.554 --> 00:23:11.598 Oh, my God. 432 00:23:13.350 --> 00:23:14.351 It's her. 433 00:23:14.434 --> 00:23:15.894 That's good! There you go! 434 00:23:15.977 --> 00:23:17.777 All right, give me a natural one. 435 00:23:19.356 --> 00:23:21.024 Cheese! 436 00:23:21.108 --> 00:23:24.069 You guys are gonna love these in 30 years. Oh, yeah. Classic. 437 00:23:24.152 --> 00:23:26.029 - Hey! Hey! - There we go. 438 00:23:26.113 --> 00:23:28.031 Uh, no. Reception's that way, buddy. 439 00:23:28.532 --> 00:23:29.866 No, you know me. 440 00:23:29.950 --> 00:23:32.494 - Nice try. - I know that your name is Carrie. 441 00:23:32.577 --> 00:23:34.621 You're Avery's best friend. 442 00:23:34.704 --> 00:23:37.290 It was just last night I was puking in the bathroom. 443 00:23:37.374 --> 00:23:39.668 I almost passed out in your truck. That truck right there. 444 00:23:40.210 --> 00:23:43.130 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, Noah, what are you doing? 445 00:23:43.213 --> 00:23:44.965 - She's being weird, man. - I'm so sorry. 446 00:23:45.048 --> 00:23:47.926 You have to excuse my friend. He gets weird when he's hitting on chicks. 447 00:23:48.009 --> 00:23:50.387 Wait. Don't I know you? 448 00:23:51.513 --> 00:23:53.353 From Instagram! What's your handle? It's, um... 449 00:23:53.431 --> 00:23:55.350 - @CarrieGoFYourself. - Great. 450 00:23:55.433 --> 00:23:58.019 - Mmm. - No, no, you guys know each other. 451 00:23:58.103 --> 00:24:00.939 It was last night. We hung out at the piano bar. 452 00:24:01.022 --> 00:24:03.066 Right after Avery's engagement par... 453 00:24:03.150 --> 00:24:04.151 You guys... 454 00:24:05.277 --> 00:24:09.447 I feel like I'm going crazy right now. Like, what's happening? Am I crazy? 455 00:24:09.531 --> 00:24:11.658 - Seriously, dude, she said get lost. - What? 456 00:24:12.659 --> 00:24:14.494 Okay, weirdo? This is my day. 457 00:24:14.578 --> 00:24:16.580 - I said get lost. - Wait a second. 458 00:24:16.663 --> 00:24:19.916 If you don't know me and you don't know her, 459 00:24:20.000 --> 00:24:21.376 that means that last night... 460 00:24:22.419 --> 00:24:23.712 just... just didn't happen. 461 00:24:23.795 --> 00:24:26.965 Which means that... that tonight didn't happen. 462 00:24:27.048 --> 00:24:29.342 So I still have a chance to meet her before she meets him. 463 00:24:29.426 --> 00:24:31.052 And then all that means 464 00:24:31.136 --> 00:24:34.431 is that I just traveled back in time! 465 00:24:34.514 --> 00:24:36.141 Okay, Noah, seriously, stop. 466 00:24:36.224 --> 00:24:39.269 - Don't do this. You sniffing paint? - Okay, no. 467 00:24:39.352 --> 00:24:43.398 Listen, I'll explain it later to everyone. I'm gonna tell everybody about this. 468 00:24:43.481 --> 00:24:46.026 But right now I have someone to meet. 469 00:24:46.109 --> 00:24:48.236 - I'll talk to you soon. - Wait, what do you...? 470 00:24:48.320 --> 00:24:49.863 Oh, my gosh. 471 00:24:51.323 --> 00:24:55.035 What an animal, that one, right? I'm Max. We can talk about it all over dinner. 472 00:24:55.118 --> 00:24:56.870 - Piss off. - Okay. 473 00:24:56.953 --> 00:24:59.998 I'll DM you later, CarrieGoFYourself. 474 00:25:00.081 --> 00:25:03.752 My apologies. Give me a natural look. Just kidding. 475 00:25:03.835 --> 00:25:06.463 ♪ I gotta get back in ti-i-ime ♪ 476 00:25:06.546 --> 00:25:09.716 Up top! 477 00:25:09.799 --> 00:25:12.385 Whoo! ♪ Back in time ♪ 478 00:25:14.554 --> 00:25:15.680 Whoo! 479 00:25:19.309 --> 00:25:21.019 ♪ Gotta get back in time ♪ 480 00:25:21.102 --> 00:25:23.146 What is the plan? 481 00:25:23.730 --> 00:25:26.441 Not Garth. He is too cute. 482 00:25:27.025 --> 00:25:30.278 So what would Ethan wear? 483 00:25:31.947 --> 00:25:32.864 Mmm. 484 00:25:32.948 --> 00:25:35.450 Tonight calls for something 485 00:25:35.533 --> 00:25:38.745 a little more... debonair. 486 00:25:46.753 --> 00:25:49.673 Count Basie. 487 00:25:49.756 --> 00:25:51.758 Searching “Count Basie.” 488 00:25:52.926 --> 00:25:56.471 ♪ I'm sexy and I know it ♪ 489 00:26:01.184 --> 00:26:04.562 Dottie Hinson! If it isn't the cutest catch... 490 00:26:04.646 --> 00:26:05.647 Nope. 491 00:26:05.730 --> 00:26:08.149 I'm Angus Young. AC/DC. 492 00:26:09.025 --> 00:26:11.611 No? ♪ I been thunderstruck ♪ 493 00:26:11.695 --> 00:26:13.822 God! I feel like a damn dinosaur! 494 00:26:13.905 --> 00:26:15.407 Worst Halloween ever! 495 00:26:17.742 --> 00:26:19.662 Mistaken identity. Thought you were someone else. 496 00:26:23.039 --> 00:26:24.416 Oh. 497 00:26:24.499 --> 00:26:26.793 Oh, God, it's Carrie. Shit. 498 00:26:28.003 --> 00:26:30.630 Uh... Oh! Hey, Jell-O Shot Doctor! 499 00:26:30.714 --> 00:26:31.840 - Yo, hey, Doc! - Hey. 500 00:26:31.923 --> 00:26:35.719 No, I'm good with that, thanks. See that girl in the basketball jersey? 501 00:26:35.802 --> 00:26:38.471 She was like, “I'm super into that doctor over there.” 502 00:26:38.555 --> 00:26:39.556 - Really? - Yeah. 503 00:26:41.266 --> 00:26:43.435 Figures. I am on it! 504 00:26:44.185 --> 00:26:45.645 Okay. 505 00:26:49.983 --> 00:26:51.609 Hey! 506 00:26:51.693 --> 00:26:53.403 Okay. 507 00:26:53.486 --> 00:26:55.739 - How are you? - I'll come back. 508 00:26:55.822 --> 00:26:56.948 - Okay. - Yeah. 509 00:26:57.032 --> 00:26:58.992 No pressure here. 510 00:26:59.075 --> 00:27:02.120 Just use everything that you've learned about her 511 00:27:02.203 --> 00:27:04.372 to make her fall in love with you. 512 00:27:04.456 --> 00:27:07.083 You're like a spy, Noah. You're like a love spy. 513 00:27:07.167 --> 00:27:11.296 You're like a sophisticated, charming, sexy, not-at-all-creepy, 514 00:27:11.379 --> 00:27:12.797 international... Uh-oh. 515 00:27:12.881 --> 00:27:15.258 - Hey, watch it, buddy! - Whoo! 516 00:27:15.342 --> 00:27:17.218 Hulk smash! 517 00:27:18.094 --> 00:27:19.721 You must be Dottie Hinson. 518 00:27:20.597 --> 00:27:21.598 Yeah. 519 00:27:22.891 --> 00:27:24.559 Ashby. 520 00:27:24.642 --> 00:27:25.769 Noah Ashby. 521 00:27:26.770 --> 00:27:28.646 So, what's your favorite drink? 522 00:27:28.730 --> 00:27:31.191 Mine is grapefruit juice 523 00:27:31.274 --> 00:27:34.486 with some vodka and exactly three maraschino cherries. 524 00:27:34.569 --> 00:27:35.987 That's my favorite drink too. 525 00:27:36.071 --> 00:27:37.614 - That's insane. - What? 526 00:27:37.697 --> 00:27:40.075 It's like we have some sort of... 527 00:27:40.158 --> 00:27:42.369 cosmic connection or something. 528 00:27:42.452 --> 00:27:44.372 I guess that means something. 529 00:27:44.454 --> 00:27:46.373 I don't know. 530 00:27:46.456 --> 00:27:49.918 You know, I forgot to ask you earlier, where are you from? 531 00:27:50.001 --> 00:27:51.378 You forgot? 532 00:27:51.461 --> 00:27:52.587 Uh, yeah. 533 00:27:52.670 --> 00:27:54.714 I'm kind of from all over the place. 534 00:27:54.798 --> 00:27:56.591 - Kind of... - An army brat? Yeah. 535 00:27:56.674 --> 00:27:59.427 I have such an appreciation for the armed forces. 536 00:27:59.511 --> 00:28:01.388 How did you know I was gonna say that? 537 00:28:03.223 --> 00:28:05.475 Just because your... your demeanor. 538 00:28:05.558 --> 00:28:07.936 And you said that you move around a lot. 539 00:28:08.770 --> 00:28:10.688 So... Oh, my God. Look at this guy. 540 00:28:10.772 --> 00:28:12.732 Hipster Waldo over there. 541 00:28:12.816 --> 00:28:17.195 Oh, my gosh, I think I know him. His name is Patric. 542 00:28:17.278 --> 00:28:19.697 With no “K.” Yes. 543 00:28:19.781 --> 00:28:22.117 - Yes. You know him too? - You know... 544 00:28:22.200 --> 00:28:23.660 Oh, my God. They're gonna fall in. 545 00:28:24.744 --> 00:28:27.705 Oh, you were so spot on. 546 00:28:27.789 --> 00:28:29.541 Now they're making out in the pool. 547 00:28:29.624 --> 00:28:31.209 - So tacky. - I know, right? 548 00:28:31.292 --> 00:28:34.587 I ran into him once at this benefit. 549 00:28:34.671 --> 00:28:37.090 Oh, which one? I put on benefits. 550 00:28:37.173 --> 00:28:38.842 Which bene...? Um... 551 00:28:39.718 --> 00:28:42.303 It was a... Well, which one was it? I go to so many. 552 00:28:42.387 --> 00:28:45.557 It was Kids Without... Toes. 553 00:28:45.640 --> 00:28:46.850 Which is a big one. 554 00:28:46.933 --> 00:28:50.770 They say it's the harelip of our generation. 555 00:28:50.854 --> 00:28:52.480 That's so sad. 556 00:28:52.564 --> 00:28:55.275 These kids, they can't walk very... 557 00:28:55.358 --> 00:28:57.861 'Cause they don't have toes, so th-they... 558 00:28:57.944 --> 00:29:00.989 It's like they have hooves and... That's not important. 559 00:29:01.072 --> 00:29:04.659 What is important was, this guy cornered me about sea turtles. 560 00:29:04.743 --> 00:29:06.161 Sea turtles! Yes! 561 00:29:06.244 --> 00:29:09.122 I was like, “Dude, I get it. 562 00:29:09.205 --> 00:29:10.965 They are our most elegant oceanic guardians.” 563 00:29:11.040 --> 00:29:13.585 But it's not about turtles. 564 00:29:13.668 --> 00:29:15.628 It's about the toes. 565 00:29:15.712 --> 00:29:19.507 Or the lack thereof, in this case. It's so sad. It's so sad. 566 00:29:21.342 --> 00:29:23.487 How do you think tonight's going? It's going pretty good, right? 567 00:29:23.511 --> 00:29:25.680 I feel a good connection here. Do you like music? 568 00:29:25.764 --> 00:29:28.724 I mean, of course you do. You like breathing, right? Let's get out of here. 569 00:29:37.233 --> 00:29:40.278 You know, I'm thinking you look like a Count Basie fan. 570 00:29:40.361 --> 00:29:42.697 Yeah, he's my favorite. How did you know that? 571 00:29:42.781 --> 00:29:45.283 I was just getting Count Basie vibes from you. 572 00:29:45.366 --> 00:29:47.285 Uh-oh. What's this hand about to do? 573 00:29:47.368 --> 00:29:49.370 You know this one? 574 00:29:49.454 --> 00:29:50.830 I love this song. 575 00:29:52.832 --> 00:29:55.960 You know his name actually is William Basie? 576 00:29:56.044 --> 00:29:57.712 Born in Red Bank, New Jersey. 577 00:29:57.796 --> 00:30:02.467 Eventually won nine Grammys for hits such as “Little Darlin'” and “Corner Pocket.” 578 00:30:02.550 --> 00:30:05.553 Of course, he did die of pancreatic cancer in 1984. 579 00:30:05.637 --> 00:30:08.598 Those are just a few small facts, in case you wanted to know. 580 00:30:08.681 --> 00:30:11.392 - You know a lot about Count Basie. - Hey, I know my music history. 581 00:30:14.062 --> 00:30:15.647 This is great! 582 00:30:16.648 --> 00:30:19.192 - These things are so much fun. - Okay. 583 00:30:19.275 --> 00:30:21.253 - This is gonna be great. - Ready for this? 584 00:30:21.277 --> 00:30:23.029 - Yes. - Pose hard. 585 00:30:24.906 --> 00:30:26.866 Wow, you're really good at this. 586 00:30:26.950 --> 00:30:30.203 - Have you done this before? - I'm actually 100 percent self-taught. 587 00:30:31.120 --> 00:30:32.914 - Wow. - Yeah. I've never even had a lesson. 588 00:30:32.997 --> 00:30:34.707 - Really? - I'm a natural. 589 00:30:34.791 --> 00:30:37.085 - That's amazing. - Come on. This is the best part. 590 00:30:37.168 --> 00:30:38.002 Okay. 591 00:30:38.086 --> 00:30:39.546 That one is great. 592 00:30:39.629 --> 00:30:43.508 A lot of first-time photo booth couples give off an obvious “cute” vibe. 593 00:30:43.591 --> 00:30:45.051 - Mm-hmm. Nope. - Not us. 594 00:30:45.134 --> 00:30:47.762 Not us. We gave off a real, authentic... 595 00:30:47.846 --> 00:30:50.223 - Sort of natural thing we have between us. - Oh, sorry. 596 00:30:51.474 --> 00:30:52.954 Drunken text from my roommate Carrie. 597 00:30:53.017 --> 00:30:56.521 She says, “Ugh. Made out with Dr. Douche and puked from too many Jell-O shots. 598 00:30:56.604 --> 00:31:00.692 Home in two minutes to come cry in your lap.” Bad night. 599 00:31:00.775 --> 00:31:02.652 - She's coming here right now? - Mm-hmm. 600 00:31:02.735 --> 00:31:06.322 Okay, uh, I should... I should actually... I'm gonna get going, 'cause I'm... 601 00:31:06.406 --> 00:31:08.366 Really? She's gonna be here in two seconds. 602 00:31:08.449 --> 00:31:11.160 Okay, uh, do you have a back door or anything? 603 00:31:11.244 --> 00:31:13.788 I almost forgot. How do you think tonight went? 604 00:31:13.872 --> 00:31:15.874 If tomorrow you were to meet a tall, 605 00:31:15.957 --> 00:31:18.710 conventionally good-looking, successful guy, 606 00:31:18.793 --> 00:31:23.006 would this awesome connection we have still be what you're most excited about? 607 00:31:23.965 --> 00:31:26.009 - Sorry. What? - It doesn't matter. 608 00:31:31.472 --> 00:31:34.350 Avery, you should put a sock on the door. 609 00:31:36.102 --> 00:31:38.396 - I know you. - Mm-mmm. 610 00:31:38.479 --> 00:31:40.899 - I know you. - I don't know you. You're a stranger. 611 00:31:40.982 --> 00:31:43.735 No, you're the freak at my wedding shoot today. 612 00:31:43.818 --> 00:31:45.528 - Mm-mmm. - You two know each other? 613 00:31:45.612 --> 00:31:50.199 It's getting late, and I feel that alcohol is an issue here. 614 00:31:50.283 --> 00:31:51.284 This one seems... 615 00:31:51.367 --> 00:31:53.494 This is the psycho I was telling you about! 616 00:31:53.578 --> 00:31:55.496 The one who knew me, said he was at our house, 617 00:31:55.580 --> 00:31:57.582 claimed to be some sort of time-traveling nomad 618 00:31:57.665 --> 00:31:59.465 and spent last night in the back of my Bronco. 619 00:31:59.542 --> 00:32:01.294 Seems like she's a little... 620 00:32:01.377 --> 00:32:04.005 You didn't guess I was an army brat. You already knew that. 621 00:32:04.088 --> 00:32:06.382 - Because you're a stalker! - A stalker? 622 00:32:06.466 --> 00:32:07.842 - I knew it! - I'm not a stalker. 623 00:32:07.926 --> 00:32:09.469 I'm wearing a tuxedo. 624 00:32:09.552 --> 00:32:12.388 Stalkers wear, like, trench coats and no underwear. 625 00:32:12.472 --> 00:32:15.141 And I am clearly wearing underwear. Look. 626 00:32:15.224 --> 00:32:17.560 - Oh, my God! Get out! - Rape! Rape! 627 00:32:17.644 --> 00:32:20.396 Rape? Why would you say rape? It's not r... 628 00:32:20.480 --> 00:32:22.690 - Carrie! - What we have tonight... 629 00:32:22.774 --> 00:32:23.775 that was cosmic, right? 630 00:32:23.858 --> 00:32:26.152 Don't touch her, asshole! 631 00:32:26.235 --> 00:32:27.862 “Don't touch her asshole”? 632 00:32:27.946 --> 00:32:31.908 Yes, Carrie! Hit him! Hit him! 633 00:32:31.991 --> 00:32:33.701 Hit him harder! 634 00:32:33.785 --> 00:32:36.329 Hit him in the balls! Hit him in the dick! 635 00:32:42.001 --> 00:32:44.170 Oh, my God. 636 00:32:46.381 --> 00:32:47.590 Oh. 637 00:33:13.116 --> 00:33:14.409 Whoo. 638 00:33:15.201 --> 00:33:18.287 Oh, looks like today's apology day. 639 00:33:24.794 --> 00:33:26.045 One sec! 640 00:33:28.006 --> 00:33:30.133 - Hi. Can I help you? - Hey, man, I just... 641 00:33:30.216 --> 00:33:32.760 I wanted to come by and apologize for me at the party. 642 00:33:32.844 --> 00:33:34.929 Oh, you're here for the party. Uh, cool. 643 00:33:35.013 --> 00:33:37.348 Yeah. Come on in. We're still setting up, but, uh... 644 00:33:37.432 --> 00:33:39.517 - You're having another party? - Grab a drink. 645 00:33:39.600 --> 00:33:42.520 You must be one of Avery's friends. Avery, your first guest is here. 646 00:33:43.521 --> 00:33:47.275 So, you guys go to high school together, or... Wait. Northwestern? 647 00:33:47.358 --> 00:33:49.193 - I'm coming. - What? 648 00:33:50.778 --> 00:33:51.946 Oh, my God. 649 00:33:52.030 --> 00:33:53.906 Hi. 650 00:33:53.990 --> 00:33:55.783 - Oh, my God. - What? 651 00:33:55.867 --> 00:33:57.952 You know what? I'm gonna go. 652 00:33:58.036 --> 00:33:59.996 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 653 00:34:02.123 --> 00:34:03.708 It burns! 654 00:34:03.791 --> 00:34:06.669 It's him! 655 00:34:06.753 --> 00:34:09.130 - It's who? Who? - Carrie! 656 00:34:09.213 --> 00:34:11.382 - It's who? - Oh, my God, he's back! 657 00:34:11.466 --> 00:34:13.301 No, it's a misunderstanding! 658 00:34:16.220 --> 00:34:18.347 Why do you keep hitting me with trees? 659 00:34:18.431 --> 00:34:21.726 That's the guy from three years ago! That's the stalker from Halloween! 660 00:34:21.809 --> 00:34:23.186 That's the stalker? 661 00:34:27.982 --> 00:34:31.402 You don't understand. We're old friends, Ethan! 662 00:34:31.486 --> 00:34:33.196 How do you know my name? 663 00:34:33.279 --> 00:34:35.782 How do you know my name, stalker? 664 00:34:35.865 --> 00:34:38.159 You're right. I am a stalker. 665 00:34:38.242 --> 00:34:41.120 A-And I'm crazy, and I've got a bomb. 666 00:34:41.204 --> 00:34:44.832 - He's got a bomb. - You're right! I've got a bomb! 667 00:34:44.916 --> 00:34:46.292 I've got a bomb! 668 00:34:46.375 --> 00:34:49.670 I-It's fine. I'm sorry my bomb threat ruined your magical evening. 669 00:34:49.754 --> 00:34:51.547 Have a great life. 670 00:34:53.674 --> 00:34:56.677 Yeah? You'd better come back with more than a bomb next time, pal! 671 00:34:56.761 --> 00:34:59.097 Ethan! Less than a bomb. 672 00:34:59.180 --> 00:35:01.641 Less than a bomb! 673 00:35:09.440 --> 00:35:11.192 Okay. 674 00:35:11.275 --> 00:35:13.319 So, you woke up here. 675 00:35:13.402 --> 00:35:15.154 How did you get here? 676 00:35:17.115 --> 00:35:18.574 Look for clues. 677 00:35:23.746 --> 00:35:25.123 Okay. 678 00:35:27.208 --> 00:35:29.335 Peppermint patty. ChapStick. 679 00:35:32.463 --> 00:35:33.881 A receipt? 680 00:35:34.549 --> 00:35:36.843 For the peppermint patty and the ChapStick. 681 00:35:45.309 --> 00:35:46.477 Oh, my God. 682 00:35:47.562 --> 00:35:48.855 The photo booth. 683 00:35:51.065 --> 00:35:52.525 - Oh, shit. Sorry. - Dude! 684 00:35:53.693 --> 00:35:56.279 - What kind of car do you drive? - An Impreza. Why? 685 00:35:56.362 --> 00:35:59.991 Yeah, that's the one. It's getting towed right now, so you have time. Save it. 686 00:36:00.074 --> 00:36:01.826 That's my mom's car. 687 00:36:01.909 --> 00:36:03.661 Well, your mom has a sick whip. 688 00:36:04.662 --> 00:36:06.664 All right, come on. 689 00:36:06.747 --> 00:36:11.711 Come on. Take me. Take me, take me, take me. 690 00:36:15.173 --> 00:36:16.966 Take me, take me... 691 00:36:21.762 --> 00:36:24.098 Holy shit. 692 00:36:24.640 --> 00:36:27.351 Oh, I owned your ass, space-time continuum. 693 00:36:27.435 --> 00:36:30.229 I traveled through time. 694 00:36:31.189 --> 00:36:32.565 - Max? - Yo. What up? 695 00:36:32.648 --> 00:36:34.066 Hey, what's up, man? 696 00:36:34.150 --> 00:36:36.611 Uh, I know you got a big date tonight, but... 697 00:36:37.445 --> 00:36:38.863 I need your help. 698 00:36:41.199 --> 00:36:44.285 Nope, that is not what I wanted to do. 699 00:36:44.368 --> 00:36:45.203 Hello? 700 00:36:45.286 --> 00:36:48.664 Yeah. Hey, sorry. I don't know why I hung up, but I do need your help. 701 00:36:48.748 --> 00:36:51.000 Uh, there's this girl. Her name's Avery, and... 702 00:36:52.543 --> 00:36:55.463 We are already so late. 703 00:36:56.422 --> 00:36:59.133 What if she meets another guy before I have a chance to get there? 704 00:36:59.217 --> 00:37:01.385 What are you talking about, bro? It's gonna be fine. 705 00:37:01.469 --> 00:37:05.223 And listen, I'm the one who had to cancel on Carla, JC Penney underwear model. 706 00:37:05.306 --> 00:37:07.141 Intimates, bro. She's got an old soul. 707 00:37:07.225 --> 00:37:10.561 Okay, dude, I'm serious. You get more girls than any guy I know. 708 00:37:10.645 --> 00:37:12.813 - I need your help. - You look good. Great start. 709 00:37:12.897 --> 00:37:15.983 Well, thank you. I appreciate you loaning me your shirt. 710 00:37:16.067 --> 00:37:18.694 But I don't know, man. I have... 711 00:37:19.695 --> 00:37:21.822 I have leather strips in my armpits. 712 00:37:21.906 --> 00:37:23.407 - This isn't me. - Exactly. 713 00:37:23.491 --> 00:37:25.576 'Cause Noah doesn't get that caliber of a girl. 714 00:37:25.660 --> 00:37:29.205 You gotta dress the part. You gotta be ahead of the curve, bro. 715 00:37:29.288 --> 00:37:31.249 You gotta feel it. Look at me. 716 00:37:35.086 --> 00:37:37.797 “Man, what's up, girl?” Try that. 717 00:37:37.880 --> 00:37:41.842 So something's funny off in the distance, I squint, lick my lips and look at her? 718 00:37:41.926 --> 00:37:44.178 And you bring the attention back to her. 719 00:37:44.929 --> 00:37:46.472 This is stupid. 720 00:37:46.555 --> 00:37:49.517 It's great. 721 00:37:53.521 --> 00:37:56.065 - Are you doing a Joker impersonation? - No, this is like... 722 00:37:56.148 --> 00:37:57.817 - It was good. - That was... Okay. 723 00:37:57.900 --> 00:37:59.318 Did you think that was bad? 724 00:37:59.402 --> 00:38:01.320 I'll do it one more time. Follow what I do. 725 00:38:03.739 --> 00:38:05.533 What's up, girl? 726 00:38:10.037 --> 00:38:12.456 - What's up, girl? - Um, w-we'll work on that. 727 00:38:12.540 --> 00:38:15.626 You need a triple-A plan: assertive, ambitious, asshole. 728 00:38:15.710 --> 00:38:18.713 There's something about confidence that a girl just loves. 729 00:38:18.796 --> 00:38:19.796 They smell it. 730 00:38:19.839 --> 00:38:21.841 Girls are attracted to guys who know what they want 731 00:38:21.924 --> 00:38:24.135 and aren't afraid to go for it, which usually isn't you. 732 00:38:24.218 --> 00:38:27.596 And I don't like this part, but if all else fails, be an asshole. 733 00:38:27.680 --> 00:38:30.766 - Be an asshole? - Yeah. Not hard asshole. Soft asshole. 734 00:38:30.850 --> 00:38:34.937 - I gotta be a soft asshole. - Let me hear a soft asshole kind of dis. 735 00:38:35.479 --> 00:38:37.940 Your... Your goatee's... 736 00:38:38.024 --> 00:38:40.109 It... It's stupid. I've never liked it. 737 00:38:41.277 --> 00:38:42.361 Okay, wait. 738 00:38:42.445 --> 00:38:45.406 You have beady little satanic eyes. 739 00:38:45.489 --> 00:38:49.118 Wow. That makes me doubt myself, but in a sexy kind of way. 740 00:38:49.201 --> 00:38:52.913 'Cause girls can't resist a guy that makes 'em feel bad at first. 741 00:38:53.831 --> 00:38:55.958 What are the three A's? 742 00:38:56.042 --> 00:38:58.586 Assertive, ambitious, asshole. 743 00:38:59.420 --> 00:39:00.546 Soft asshole. 744 00:39:00.629 --> 00:39:03.233 - Keep the shoulders down. Let's do this. - Triple-A. Always there. 745 00:39:03.257 --> 00:39:04.484 ♪ Let's go ♪ 746 00:39:04.508 --> 00:39:06.594 ♪ Give it to me, baby Do it how you do it, yeah ♪ 747 00:39:06.677 --> 00:39:08.929 ♪ It's a party We can do it like it's New Year's ♪ 748 00:39:09.013 --> 00:39:10.473 Arr, matey. Hey. 749 00:39:10.556 --> 00:39:11.766 Don't talk to him. 750 00:39:13.893 --> 00:39:16.062 No, she's not in here. 751 00:39:16.145 --> 00:39:19.482 - I'm gonna go check outside again. - No, no, no. You're gonna stay here. 752 00:39:19.565 --> 00:39:23.611 Be cool. Don't make it seem like you're chasing after her. Don't be a stalker. 753 00:39:24.278 --> 00:39:26.197 Oh, shit. There she is. 754 00:39:26.280 --> 00:39:29.950 I was supposed to stop that drunk Hulk asshole from bumping into her. 755 00:39:30.034 --> 00:39:31.994 I blew it. Great. 756 00:39:32.078 --> 00:39:34.914 It's not over. Okay? Maxie steps in now. 757 00:39:34.997 --> 00:39:36.582 I'm gonna distract her friend, 758 00:39:36.665 --> 00:39:39.085 the basketball player that doesn't know how to swim. 759 00:39:39.168 --> 00:39:41.170 No, she's a Dunkin' Donut. 760 00:39:41.253 --> 00:39:43.422 Oh! That's good! 761 00:39:43.506 --> 00:39:44.882 Yeah, it's pretty good. 762 00:39:44.965 --> 00:39:46.634 Anyways, look, engage your girl. 763 00:39:46.717 --> 00:39:49.011 Bring up her ex. Girls hate that. 764 00:39:49.095 --> 00:39:50.554 Stay close. 765 00:39:52.014 --> 00:39:55.184 Ooh! Can I talk to you privately about something in private? 766 00:39:55.267 --> 00:39:58.354 - Uh, about what? - We're gonna get her a club soda first. 767 00:39:58.437 --> 00:40:01.357 And then I'll talk to you about the private stuff. 768 00:40:01.440 --> 00:40:02.441 That's clever. 769 00:40:09.407 --> 00:40:10.991 Mmm! 770 00:40:11.075 --> 00:40:12.743 I like that jersey. 771 00:40:12.827 --> 00:40:15.037 And I am not afraid to tell you that. 772 00:40:15.121 --> 00:40:18.791 Yeah, I liked it a lot too until the Hulk smashed it. 773 00:40:21.127 --> 00:40:23.504 - I think it looks really good. - Thanks. 774 00:40:28.175 --> 00:40:30.845 What, are you, like, dressed as a tranny or something? 775 00:40:33.556 --> 00:40:36.392 No! No. I-It's from a movie. 776 00:40:36.475 --> 00:40:38.436 That's cute. 777 00:40:38.519 --> 00:40:41.564 Yeah, I don't really dig costumes. That's why I kinda... 778 00:40:41.647 --> 00:40:45.276 You came as nothing, which is really endearing. 779 00:40:46.110 --> 00:40:48.654 - Okay, bye. - No! Wait, uh... 780 00:40:48.737 --> 00:40:50.739 I'm gonna get you a drink. Okay? 781 00:40:53.451 --> 00:40:56.328 - Two beers, please. - Hey, this one? Total marathon. 782 00:40:56.412 --> 00:40:59.123 But the stripper out front? Sprint. My speed. Know what I'm sayin'? 783 00:40:59.206 --> 00:41:01.542 Yep. Okay, thank you very much, Bill Cosby. 784 00:41:01.625 --> 00:41:05.337 But before you go, make her earn it. Don't just give it to her. 785 00:41:08.466 --> 00:41:10.551 Yo, what's up? Me again. 786 00:41:10.634 --> 00:41:12.428 So, this'll be fun. 787 00:41:12.511 --> 00:41:15.639 You tell me something about yourself, and if I find it interesting... 788 00:41:17.099 --> 00:41:19.810 Ding! I'm-a give you a beer. 789 00:41:19.894 --> 00:41:22.938 - What? - Are you deaf? You couldn't hear that? 790 00:41:23.022 --> 00:41:25.608 You know, I think I figured out who you are. 791 00:41:25.691 --> 00:41:27.318 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 792 00:41:27.401 --> 00:41:30.279 You are a giant, human being-sized asshole. 793 00:41:30.362 --> 00:41:32.364 Thank you for the beer. Have a great night. 794 00:41:37.495 --> 00:41:38.662 Wait. Okay, wait. 795 00:41:38.746 --> 00:41:40.289 - Be back, girl. - Mm-hmm. 796 00:41:42.750 --> 00:41:45.586 - Hey, where you going? - Anywhere that you aren't gonna be. 797 00:41:48.047 --> 00:41:51.175 Ew. I hate it when girls are this into me. 798 00:41:51.258 --> 00:41:54.470 And please, do me a favor. Don't talk to me like your ex-boyfriend. 799 00:41:54.553 --> 00:41:55.763 I'm not. 800 00:41:55.846 --> 00:41:59.391 If he talked to me the way you're talking to me, I would punch him in the face. 801 00:41:59.475 --> 00:42:01.185 - You would? - But you're a total stranger. 802 00:42:01.268 --> 00:42:03.646 So I could probably kill you and get away with it. 803 00:42:03.729 --> 00:42:06.023 - Go ahead. Shank me. - God, I wish I could. 804 00:42:06.106 --> 00:42:07.191 - Do it. - Okay, I will. 805 00:42:07.274 --> 00:42:08.734 - I don't believe you. - Okay. 806 00:42:09.109 --> 00:42:10.152 Whoa! 807 00:42:13.822 --> 00:42:16.450 Great. Yep. 808 00:42:16.534 --> 00:42:18.827 Yes, I'm fine. Thank you. How'd it feel? 809 00:42:18.911 --> 00:42:21.413 That felt really great, actually. 810 00:42:21.497 --> 00:42:23.415 - Can you at least help me out? - Fine. 811 00:42:24.208 --> 00:42:26.168 Here. Take my hand. I'll help you... 812 00:42:29.004 --> 00:42:31.257 - Oh, my God! - Whoo! 813 00:42:31.340 --> 00:42:33.133 What the hell! 814 00:42:33.217 --> 00:42:35.386 Whoo. Whoo! 815 00:42:35.469 --> 00:42:38.430 - You dick! - I'm the dick? How am I the dick? 816 00:42:38.514 --> 00:42:41.350 - You're the one who pushed me in. - You told me to push you in! 817 00:42:41.433 --> 00:42:44.687 I told you to shank me in the ribs for emotional closure. 818 00:42:44.770 --> 00:42:46.814 - You're the worst. - You're the worst! 819 00:42:47.690 --> 00:42:50.067 - You're the worst. - No, you're the worst. 820 00:42:58.450 --> 00:43:01.161 Now we're the people at the party that make out in the pool. 821 00:43:01.245 --> 00:43:03.247 I don't care. 822 00:43:04.707 --> 00:43:07.293 - You're the worst. - Okay, here we go. 823 00:43:07.376 --> 00:43:08.836 Okay. Yeah. 824 00:43:13.007 --> 00:43:15.843 You know what? I'm gonna put a sock on the door. 825 00:43:15.926 --> 00:43:17.428 No, wait. Here, just... 826 00:43:21.765 --> 00:43:24.643 Here. Okay. Bedroom's this way. Let's go. 827 00:43:27.396 --> 00:43:29.690 Oh, not today, tree. 828 00:43:53.631 --> 00:43:55.424 Oh-ho! 829 00:43:55.507 --> 00:43:57.176 Oh, my God. 830 00:43:58.594 --> 00:44:00.179 Twice. Okay. 831 00:44:01.472 --> 00:44:02.765 Very good. 832 00:44:07.311 --> 00:44:09.396 - Mmm. - What are you doing? 833 00:44:11.148 --> 00:44:12.650 Being the big spoon. 834 00:44:16.570 --> 00:44:18.364 Since when do we spoon? 835 00:44:19.948 --> 00:44:23.869 Since we started dating and fell madly in love. 836 00:44:28.123 --> 00:44:31.377 What are you still doing here? You hate sleeping over. 837 00:44:31.460 --> 00:44:33.253 Okay, what's going on here? 838 00:44:33.921 --> 00:44:36.674 God, please. You were not that drunk last night. 839 00:44:38.092 --> 00:44:40.469 Remember? I texted you at midnight. 840 00:44:41.345 --> 00:44:43.764 Had a shit day at work and my mother was harassing me 841 00:44:43.847 --> 00:44:45.974 about when I'm gonna finally find a decent dude. 842 00:44:46.058 --> 00:44:49.061 Which isn't gonna happen if you and I keep doing this shit. 843 00:44:51.605 --> 00:44:55.150 If you weren't so good at sex, this would have ended a long time ago. 844 00:44:57.111 --> 00:44:58.654 Wait, what's that? 845 00:44:58.737 --> 00:45:00.697 We're good at sex with each...? 846 00:45:00.781 --> 00:45:03.283 Oh. Yeah. Okay, that's cool. 847 00:45:03.367 --> 00:45:07.621 Okay, on the count of three, what is, like, our favorite position, sexually? 848 00:45:07.704 --> 00:45:11.125 One, two, three. 849 00:45:11.208 --> 00:45:13.460 Is it doggie style? 850 00:45:13.544 --> 00:45:15.087 Is that our favorite? 851 00:45:15.170 --> 00:45:18.799 Can you just get dressed? 'Cause I'm busy today. You really can't stay here. 852 00:45:18.882 --> 00:45:21.301 Yes, I will get dressed. 853 00:45:21.385 --> 00:45:25.139 But did you want to have morning sex real quick? 854 00:45:25.222 --> 00:45:27.349 - Just to get the day started? - Here. 855 00:45:27.433 --> 00:45:29.476 Don't forget your, uh, leather pants. 856 00:45:37.317 --> 00:45:40.195 Oh, my God. 857 00:45:40.279 --> 00:45:42.197 I went full asshole. 858 00:45:51.123 --> 00:45:52.749 Oh, great, it's you. 859 00:45:52.833 --> 00:45:54.543 Oh, great, you. 860 00:45:54.626 --> 00:45:56.462 What the hell is...? Hey, what's up? 861 00:45:56.545 --> 00:45:58.088 Why are you...? Why's he here? 862 00:45:58.172 --> 00:46:00.090 Hey, man. Uh, Noah, right? Yeah. 863 00:46:00.174 --> 00:46:01.175 That's right. 864 00:46:01.258 --> 00:46:04.011 - Haven't seen you around. How's it going? - Mm-hmm. It's going... 865 00:46:04.094 --> 00:46:06.180 How does he...? How do you know Avery? 866 00:46:06.263 --> 00:46:09.099 Uh, we're her friends, which is more than you can say. 867 00:46:09.183 --> 00:46:11.944 Why don't you take your frosted tips, get on your “douche bag-mobile.” 868 00:46:11.977 --> 00:46:12.977 We'd all appreciate it. 869 00:46:14.021 --> 00:46:15.689 Oh, my God. 870 00:46:16.315 --> 00:46:19.526 - That's what I drive now? - Oh, I see what he's doing. 871 00:46:20.194 --> 00:46:21.028 Awesome. 872 00:46:21.111 --> 00:46:23.697 Sorry to keep you waiting. I'm ready. Oh, thank you. 873 00:46:23.781 --> 00:46:27.910 What are we doing? We CrossFitting? Pilates? Hot yoga? I'm down. 874 00:46:27.993 --> 00:46:31.663 Just a little park run today, actually. That is, if Carrie can keep up. 875 00:46:34.750 --> 00:46:38.337 Yeah, if Carrie can... That's... You are... Ethan's funny. 876 00:46:38.420 --> 00:46:41.965 You know, I was just actually saying to a personal friend of mine 877 00:46:42.049 --> 00:46:44.301 that I don't run in a park setting enough. 878 00:46:44.384 --> 00:46:45.511 So I'll join you guys. 879 00:46:46.303 --> 00:46:47.387 Oh, okay. 880 00:46:47.471 --> 00:46:48.972 - Come on. - All right. Whoo! 881 00:46:49.056 --> 00:46:51.808 Let's go. Let's go. A-let's go. 882 00:46:51.892 --> 00:46:53.519 Come on. All right. 883 00:46:55.062 --> 00:46:57.397 Uh... Good one, Noah. 884 00:47:13.413 --> 00:47:16.458 Oh, God. Oh. These pants are not breathable. 885 00:47:16.542 --> 00:47:18.836 Ethan, you're barely sweating. 886 00:47:21.380 --> 00:47:24.800 Yo. Yo. Hey, Ethan. 887 00:47:24.883 --> 00:47:28.011 I'm thinking we should get to know each other a little better, right? 888 00:47:28.095 --> 00:47:29.846 You're probably married with kids now? 889 00:47:29.930 --> 00:47:32.391 Uh, single. Actually, just got out of a relationship. 890 00:47:32.849 --> 00:47:34.726 You and Stacy broke up. I'm so sorry. 891 00:47:34.810 --> 00:47:37.521 Man, she... she seemed like the one. That's too bad. 892 00:47:39.314 --> 00:47:40.899 Are you okay? 893 00:47:40.983 --> 00:47:43.193 We can slow down or take a break if you need to. 894 00:47:43.277 --> 00:47:45.037 I don't need a break. You might need a break. 895 00:47:45.112 --> 00:47:48.407 In fact, I was thinking let's... let's get physical! Yeah! 896 00:47:48.490 --> 00:47:50.617 Okay. Diggin' the energy. Let's go. 897 00:47:50.701 --> 00:47:53.620 All right. Now we're talking. Let's, uh, hurdle this thing. 898 00:47:54.204 --> 00:47:56.582 Whoo. Yeah. 899 00:47:56.665 --> 00:47:58.834 Good idea, Noah. Try some harder ones. 900 00:47:58.917 --> 00:48:01.003 We're going harder. We're gonna do a harder one. 901 00:48:01.086 --> 00:48:02.963 Yeah, okay. All right! 902 00:48:03.046 --> 00:48:04.548 Watch the ankles. 903 00:48:04.631 --> 00:48:05.631 Okay. 904 00:48:06.091 --> 00:48:07.426 Here we go. Whoo! 905 00:48:07.509 --> 00:48:08.802 Yeah. 906 00:48:08.885 --> 00:48:11.054 Aaah. Aaah! 907 00:48:11.138 --> 00:48:13.640 - Quickly! Quickly! Quickly! - Right behind you. 908 00:48:14.808 --> 00:48:17.352 Ethan, you have so much energy. 909 00:48:18.854 --> 00:48:21.148 - Stepping it up on this one. - All right. 910 00:48:22.232 --> 00:48:23.984 - Whoo! - Yep. 911 00:48:26.111 --> 00:48:27.529 Oh! 912 00:48:28.113 --> 00:48:29.698 Oh! 913 00:48:29.781 --> 00:48:31.450 Yeah. Oh, that hurt. 914 00:48:31.533 --> 00:48:32.868 Oh, yeah. 915 00:48:32.951 --> 00:48:35.120 Oh, I think I'm gonna need some face stitches. 916 00:48:35.621 --> 00:48:37.664 Are you sure? Just looks like a little scrape. 917 00:48:37.748 --> 00:48:40.626 I-I feel like it's... it's worse than just a scrape. 918 00:48:40.709 --> 00:48:44.421 I think you and Carrie should just go ahead without me, and Avery and I... 919 00:48:44.504 --> 00:48:45.714 Actually, it's not that bad. 920 00:48:45.797 --> 00:48:49.176 If you guys wanna keep going, I have a first aid kit in my truck. 921 00:48:49.259 --> 00:48:51.470 - I'll make sure he doesn't bleed out. - Okay. 922 00:48:51.553 --> 00:48:53.138 Thanks, Carrie. Feel better, all right? 923 00:48:53.221 --> 00:48:54.848 - Yeah, feel better. - Ice it. 924 00:48:55.724 --> 00:48:57.434 - Okay. - Thank you. 925 00:48:57.517 --> 00:48:59.353 Come on. 926 00:48:59.436 --> 00:49:01.647 Look. Look what's happening. Right now. 927 00:49:01.730 --> 00:49:05.150 She's escaping with him, and she... she hates me. 928 00:49:05.233 --> 00:49:06.818 She doesn't “hate you” hate you. 929 00:49:06.902 --> 00:49:08.942 You're one of those guys girls sleep with sometimes, 930 00:49:08.987 --> 00:49:10.781 and as a result, we wind up hating ourselves. 931 00:49:10.864 --> 00:49:12.991 Okay. What can I do to change that? 932 00:49:13.784 --> 00:49:15.827 You're the guy who strolls in for a quickie, 933 00:49:15.911 --> 00:49:17.329 then you disappear for two months. 934 00:49:17.412 --> 00:49:18.997 What? 935 00:49:19.081 --> 00:49:21.750 I have no control over any of this. 936 00:49:21.833 --> 00:49:25.462 I make a decision, and then I wake up three years later with the consequences. 937 00:49:26.129 --> 00:49:27.409 Way to take responsibility, pal. 938 00:49:28.590 --> 00:49:30.634 Oh, hey, look. Look, look, look, look, look. 939 00:49:30.717 --> 00:49:33.887 I'm just trying to be the type of guy that Avery would want to be with. 940 00:49:36.598 --> 00:49:38.308 Noah, if you're screwing with me, 941 00:49:38.392 --> 00:49:40.560 I will cut your nuts off and wear them as earrings. 942 00:49:40.644 --> 00:49:43.397 Carrie, I am being 100 percent real. 943 00:49:44.314 --> 00:49:45.314 Candid. 944 00:49:45.691 --> 00:49:47.275 You look like shit. 945 00:49:51.905 --> 00:49:54.199 So you're saying you're in love with Avery? 946 00:49:55.158 --> 00:49:56.702 No, dude, just no. 947 00:49:57.536 --> 00:49:59.413 What do you mean, “No, just no”? 948 00:50:00.122 --> 00:50:03.208 Okay, all due respect, I'm pretty sure the closest you've been to love 949 00:50:03.291 --> 00:50:05.752 is taking photos of strangers at weddings. 950 00:50:05.836 --> 00:50:08.213 Oh, yeah? Well, you drink coffee with whipped cream in it, 951 00:50:08.296 --> 00:50:10.215 so I can't take anything you say seriously. 952 00:50:12.467 --> 00:50:14.052 It's comforting me. 953 00:50:14.136 --> 00:50:16.930 And I know emotions don't penetrate you, 954 00:50:17.013 --> 00:50:19.057 so you wouldn't understand how this feels. 955 00:50:19.141 --> 00:50:21.518 It's not like I've never had my heart broken before. 956 00:50:21.601 --> 00:50:23.228 Well, I have a hard time believing that, 957 00:50:23.311 --> 00:50:26.189 because every time we've talked, you've been pretty impenetrable. 958 00:50:26.690 --> 00:50:27.607 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 959 00:50:27.691 --> 00:50:30.318 Because this is easily the longest conversation we've ever had. 960 00:50:32.028 --> 00:50:33.655 Let's just say I learned to... 961 00:50:33.739 --> 00:50:34.948 What, move on? 962 00:50:36.074 --> 00:50:37.534 Yeah. Something like that. 963 00:50:37.617 --> 00:50:41.705 I mean, there has to be a way that I could prove I'm as good as Ethan is. 964 00:50:41.788 --> 00:50:43.373 Those two are just buds. 965 00:50:43.457 --> 00:50:44.875 Right. Yeah, buds. 966 00:50:44.958 --> 00:50:48.170 Because I've been love-blocking them since the second we met. 967 00:50:48.253 --> 00:50:49.671 They're like love magnets, 968 00:50:49.755 --> 00:50:52.507 and no matter what happens, they're gonna smash into each other 969 00:50:52.591 --> 00:50:54.801 over and over and over and over. 970 00:50:54.885 --> 00:50:57.304 Okay, I get it. You're extremely threatened by Ethan. 971 00:50:57.387 --> 00:50:58.680 He's stable, he's secure. 972 00:50:58.764 --> 00:51:01.308 As long as I've known Avery, she's been driven, 973 00:51:01.391 --> 00:51:04.561 but, yeah, she wants the home with the white picket fence, family. 974 00:51:04.644 --> 00:51:07.105 She's a sucker for all that. It's not really my thing. 975 00:51:07.189 --> 00:51:09.274 You're absolutely right. Yes. 976 00:51:09.941 --> 00:51:11.985 I have to be that guy. 977 00:51:12.068 --> 00:51:14.905 It makes... It makes perfect sense. 978 00:51:14.988 --> 00:51:16.948 She wants someone to build a future with, 979 00:51:17.032 --> 00:51:19.242 and that's what Ethan can give her that I can't. 980 00:51:21.286 --> 00:51:22.287 Yet. 981 00:51:24.122 --> 00:51:25.624 I could totally be that guy. 982 00:51:25.707 --> 00:51:27.626 I went to business school, for Christ's sake. 983 00:51:31.046 --> 00:51:33.548 Okay, Avery. You want something different? 984 00:51:33.632 --> 00:51:36.760 I understand. Well, I'm about to be the man of your dreams. 985 00:51:41.264 --> 00:51:43.225 Come on. Let's go. 986 00:51:44.392 --> 00:51:45.602 I'm ready. 987 00:51:53.777 --> 00:51:55.403 Okay. 988 00:51:56.696 --> 00:51:58.281 Yes. 989 00:51:58.365 --> 00:52:00.575 Oh, yeah. Uh-huh. 990 00:52:03.411 --> 00:52:04.538 Perfect. 991 00:52:04.621 --> 00:52:05.622 Max? 992 00:52:06.289 --> 00:52:07.874 I'm here for a job, my man. 993 00:52:10.627 --> 00:52:11.795 You gorgeous son of a bitch. 994 00:52:11.878 --> 00:52:13.296 Get in here, bro. 995 00:52:13.380 --> 00:52:16.550 Yes. I'm so proud of you. I've been waiting for this so long. 996 00:52:16.633 --> 00:52:18.718 Me and you are gonna run this place together someday. 997 00:52:18.802 --> 00:52:20.470 - I hope so. - Max. 998 00:52:20.554 --> 00:52:22.514 Go get my lettuce cups already. 999 00:52:22.597 --> 00:52:24.724 All right. Right away, sir. 1000 00:52:24.808 --> 00:52:26.643 Okay, no. You handle the mail. 1001 00:52:26.726 --> 00:52:29.688 Turn in my résumé. I'll go get the lettuce cups, okay? 1002 00:52:29.771 --> 00:52:30.981 All right. Thanks, buddy. 1003 00:52:32.232 --> 00:52:34.484 Also, real quick. What are lettuce cups? 1004 00:52:34.568 --> 00:52:36.403 Uh, it's lettuce but in the shape of a cup. 1005 00:52:36.486 --> 00:52:37.696 Okay. 1006 00:52:37.779 --> 00:52:39.406 No, no Hulk smashing. 1007 00:52:39.489 --> 00:52:41.032 - Hulk smash. - No more smashing. 1008 00:52:41.116 --> 00:52:43.410 Hulk sitting. That's what Hulkie's doing. 1009 00:52:43.994 --> 00:52:47.163 Okay, let's get this good stuff in ya. 1010 00:52:47.831 --> 00:52:52.002 Let's get you hydrated before you barrel into a crowd full of innocent strangers. 1011 00:52:52.085 --> 00:52:53.420 Okay? There you go. 1012 00:52:53.503 --> 00:52:55.422 - Hulk drink. - Yes, Hulk drink. 1013 00:52:55.505 --> 00:52:57.299 Good Hulk. Doing good, Hulk. 1014 00:52:57.966 --> 00:53:01.595 There he is. Best costume of the party award. 1015 00:53:01.678 --> 00:53:04.097 Angus Young? AC/DC? 1016 00:53:04.180 --> 00:53:07.142 You just made my night complete. 1017 00:53:07.225 --> 00:53:09.769 Thank you so much. 1018 00:53:10.520 --> 00:53:12.772 For those about to rock, 1019 00:53:12.856 --> 00:53:14.733 we salute you. 1020 00:53:15.775 --> 00:53:19.613 Thank you so much for this. Best Halloween ever! 1021 00:53:19.696 --> 00:53:21.990 Yes, it is. Oh, you're still doing that walk. 1022 00:53:22.866 --> 00:53:24.075 Very good. Right? 1023 00:53:24.159 --> 00:53:26.912 So this is all anyone really wants, right? 1024 00:53:26.995 --> 00:53:29.581 Someone to support and take care of them. 1025 00:53:30.081 --> 00:53:33.376 Someone secure who's also, like... like a mythically nice person 1026 00:53:33.460 --> 00:53:35.879 to be the rock in their time of need. 1027 00:53:35.962 --> 00:53:36.796 Right? 1028 00:53:36.880 --> 00:53:39.080 There she is. There's that girl I was telling you about. 1029 00:53:44.346 --> 00:53:45.555 Dottie Hinson. 1030 00:53:45.639 --> 00:53:48.266 They're calling your name. You're on deck. 1031 00:53:48.350 --> 00:53:50.018 - Oh, am I? - Mm-hmm. 1032 00:53:50.101 --> 00:53:53.772 You are a patriotic toddler? 1033 00:53:53.855 --> 00:53:55.482 I am the American dream. 1034 00:53:58.693 --> 00:53:59.819 Are you? 1035 00:53:59.903 --> 00:54:01.488 - Okay. I like that. - Hey. 1036 00:54:02.238 --> 00:54:05.533 Do you wanna hang out and then get a house in the suburbs, 1037 00:54:05.617 --> 00:54:08.244 adopt a golden retriever, have 2.8 kids together? 1038 00:54:08.328 --> 00:54:11.039 I mean, I do like dogs. 1039 00:54:11.122 --> 00:54:14.250 - Maybe we should get a drink first. - That's probably a good place to start. 1040 00:54:14.334 --> 00:54:15.168 Yeah. 1041 00:54:22.509 --> 00:54:23.760 Excuse me. 1042 00:54:23.843 --> 00:54:25.887 - Garçon. - Hey, Noah. 1043 00:54:26.388 --> 00:54:28.723 We'd like to order your most expensive bottle of wine. 1044 00:54:28.807 --> 00:54:31.351 - Ooh, you're fancy. - Mm-hmm. 1045 00:54:31.434 --> 00:54:33.311 Noah, that's a $500 bottle of wine, dude. 1046 00:54:37.273 --> 00:54:41.861 Then we would like your most reasonably priced bottle of wine. 1047 00:54:41.945 --> 00:54:43.822 So $95? 1048 00:54:47.117 --> 00:54:49.160 Yeah. Uh-huh. Yes. 1049 00:54:49.244 --> 00:54:51.371 - That's perfect. - Coming right up. 1050 00:54:51.454 --> 00:54:53.456 This is really nice. 1051 00:54:53.540 --> 00:54:56.292 - You just think this is “nice”? - Yeah. 1052 00:54:56.376 --> 00:54:59.421 This is gonna be one of the best nights of your life. 1053 00:54:59.504 --> 00:55:01.172 I can deal with best night of my life. 1054 00:55:01.256 --> 00:55:03.425 And it's starting right now. 1055 00:55:06.886 --> 00:55:08.013 Whoo! 1056 00:55:08.096 --> 00:55:09.097 Thank you. 1057 00:55:09.180 --> 00:55:10.432 All right. That was good. 1058 00:55:11.933 --> 00:55:14.936 Right now we're gonna dedicate this next tune to my main man, Noah, 1059 00:55:15.020 --> 00:55:17.897 and his beautiful, lovely new lady friend, Avery. 1060 00:55:19.524 --> 00:55:20.984 - How did he know your name? - Noah. 1061 00:55:21.067 --> 00:55:24.070 - What did you do? - We're gonna miss you around here, bro. 1062 00:55:24.154 --> 00:55:26.823 This entire evening is dedicated to you. 1063 00:55:30.160 --> 00:55:32.328 - You like Count Basie? - I do. I love him. 1064 00:55:32.412 --> 00:55:35.623 Luckily, that's basically all that Danny knows. 1065 00:55:35.707 --> 00:55:39.502 So what did he mean when he said that they're gonna miss you? 1066 00:55:40.003 --> 00:55:42.505 - I used to work here. - Oh, you did? 1067 00:55:42.589 --> 00:55:44.674 Yeah, that piano bench right there, 1068 00:55:44.758 --> 00:55:48.511 it's still warm to the touch from my butt cheeks. 1069 00:55:50.013 --> 00:55:52.682 I got a hot butt. I don't know if you know that or not. 1070 00:55:52.766 --> 00:55:55.101 - No, not yet. - You check it out? 1071 00:55:55.185 --> 00:55:58.313 Why would you quit though? This place is amazing. 1072 00:55:58.396 --> 00:56:01.649 I'm just taking an extended leave of absence 1073 00:56:01.733 --> 00:56:03.777 to live a more grown-up life. 1074 00:56:03.860 --> 00:56:05.695 Oh. So, like, boring? 1075 00:56:05.779 --> 00:56:08.239 I'm wearing a red, white and blue onesie right now. 1076 00:56:08.323 --> 00:56:11.659 Do I look like the kind of guy that would aspire to live a boring life? 1077 00:56:13.119 --> 00:56:14.954 No. 1078 00:56:15.038 --> 00:56:16.247 Very not boring. 1079 00:56:39.938 --> 00:56:41.439 What the hell? 1080 00:56:43.358 --> 00:56:44.400 What? 1081 00:56:44.484 --> 00:56:45.777 What, am I fat? 1082 00:56:46.569 --> 00:56:49.155 I'm fat now. Great. I'm fat now. 1083 00:56:49.864 --> 00:56:51.199 Great, I'm fat! 1084 00:56:51.783 --> 00:56:53.576 This is all working out, isn't it? 1085 00:57:00.625 --> 00:57:02.627 Ohh... 1086 00:57:04.212 --> 00:57:06.464 It's comfort weight. 1087 00:57:12.512 --> 00:57:13.513 Oh! 1088 00:57:13.596 --> 00:57:16.433 Noah, you're a boss. 1089 00:57:16.516 --> 00:57:18.184 You have arrived. 1090 00:57:19.102 --> 00:57:20.395 Hi, Mr. Noah. 1091 00:57:21.396 --> 00:57:23.648 Hey, babe, you're up. 1092 00:57:23.731 --> 00:57:25.483 I'm way up. I am so up. 1093 00:57:25.567 --> 00:57:27.068 I missed you last night. 1094 00:57:27.152 --> 00:57:30.155 Oh, that is so, so good to hear. 1095 00:57:31.030 --> 00:57:32.157 Mmm. 1096 00:57:34.534 --> 00:57:36.911 - You want some breakfast? - I would love some. 1097 00:57:36.995 --> 00:57:37.995 Okay. 1098 00:57:38.913 --> 00:57:40.165 Oh. 1099 00:57:40.248 --> 00:57:42.500 I love our house. It's awesome. 1100 00:57:42.584 --> 00:57:45.170 It's large, you know, yet kind of cozy. 1101 00:57:45.253 --> 00:57:48.631 And obviously I'm wealthy, but this is tastefully decorated. It's not gaudy. 1102 00:57:48.715 --> 00:57:50.967 Are you okay? You're acting weird. 1103 00:57:51.551 --> 00:57:53.386 Oh, I'm okay. I've never felt better. 1104 00:57:53.470 --> 00:57:55.472 Oh, I almost forgot. 1105 00:57:57.223 --> 00:57:59.893 Look what came just in time for the party tonight. 1106 00:58:00.560 --> 00:58:01.561 Okay. 1107 00:58:03.730 --> 00:58:06.608 What do you think? Too cheesy? 1108 00:58:08.818 --> 00:58:11.154 That is the most beautiful plate I've ever seen. 1109 00:58:11.237 --> 00:58:14.240 I love it. You're big-spooning me. It's perfect. 1110 00:58:14.324 --> 00:58:16.701 And I love the message too. “Forever”? 1111 00:58:16.784 --> 00:58:19.954 Oh, my God! Look at this ring! 1112 00:58:20.038 --> 00:58:22.040 Oh, what? 1113 00:58:22.540 --> 00:58:23.625 I'm, like... 1114 00:58:24.125 --> 00:58:25.710 I'm a rich dude. 1115 00:58:25.793 --> 00:58:28.296 - I know. - Oh, I am good to you, huh? 1116 00:58:28.379 --> 00:58:29.631 - Come in here. - Okay. 1117 00:58:29.714 --> 00:58:31.341 - Yeah. Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. 1118 00:58:31.424 --> 00:58:33.885 Oh, come on. Mom! Dad! 1119 00:58:35.470 --> 00:58:37.889 Carrie. What are you doing here? 1120 00:58:37.972 --> 00:58:41.100 Well, I'm not trying to win house guest of the year or anything, 1121 00:58:41.184 --> 00:58:43.394 but I did pick up your engagement photos from the lab. 1122 00:58:43.478 --> 00:58:45.688 - Ooh. - She's a... You're a house guest. 1123 00:58:45.772 --> 00:58:48.942 She lives here with us. You're our house guest. Okay. 1124 00:58:49.025 --> 00:58:50.026 Oh, well... 1125 00:58:51.194 --> 00:58:52.820 not for very long. 1126 00:58:52.904 --> 00:58:53.738 Okay. 1127 00:58:53.821 --> 00:58:56.950 I kind of have some really, really exciting news. 1128 00:58:57.033 --> 00:58:59.536 Not to one-up you, but my gallery showing was last night, 1129 00:58:59.619 --> 00:59:02.997 and I sold my entire collection of photos. 1130 00:59:03.081 --> 00:59:04.541 - That is so exciting. - Wow. 1131 00:59:04.624 --> 00:59:06.292 - Congratulations. - That is huge. 1132 00:59:06.376 --> 00:59:07.544 What will I do without you? 1133 00:59:07.627 --> 00:59:10.672 This house gets so creepy when Noah's traveling and I'm home alone. 1134 00:59:10.755 --> 00:59:12.966 What? No. 1135 00:59:13.049 --> 00:59:14.801 No, it's not creepy. 1136 00:59:14.884 --> 00:59:16.928 And no one's gonna feel alone. Not in this house. 1137 00:59:17.011 --> 00:59:19.681 You know what? You could stay here as long as you want. 1138 00:59:19.764 --> 00:59:21.599 If it makes Avery happy, it makes me happy. 1139 00:59:22.684 --> 00:59:25.687 Mmm! Goddamn, that coffee is good! 1140 00:59:32.068 --> 00:59:34.904 Oh, my God. 1141 00:59:36.155 --> 00:59:38.908 This is my favorite car. This is my, like, all-time fav... 1142 00:59:38.992 --> 00:59:41.286 Of course I would have this car. It makes perfect sense. 1143 00:59:41.995 --> 00:59:43.246 Uh-oh, uh-oh. 1144 00:59:47.584 --> 00:59:50.587 Uh-oh, that dog's barkin'. That dog is a-barkin'. 1145 00:59:50.670 --> 00:59:52.839 Right. 1146 00:59:52.922 --> 00:59:55.258 So you're gonna be home on time today, right? 1147 00:59:55.341 --> 00:59:57.927 For the party? Of course. Yes. I'm excited. 1148 00:59:58.011 --> 00:59:59.554 - This is a big deal for us. - Yeah. 1149 01:00:00.221 --> 01:00:02.261 Let's make some memories. Right? 1150 01:00:03.474 --> 01:00:05.310 Sorry about this. 7:30 in the morning. 1151 01:00:06.060 --> 01:00:07.604 Yeah, here. Don't forget this one. 1152 01:00:07.687 --> 01:00:09.981 - You left it on your nightstand. - I have two phones. 1153 01:00:10.064 --> 01:00:11.190 I know. 1154 01:00:11.274 --> 01:00:13.043 No, decli... All right. 1155 01:00:13.067 --> 01:00:14.861 - Now this one. Okay. - Incoming call from... 1156 01:00:14.944 --> 01:00:16.404 No, thanks. 1157 01:00:16.487 --> 01:00:18.127 Sorry. Uh... 1158 01:00:18.156 --> 01:00:20.617 - Incoming call from work. - No, I don't wanna answer. 1159 01:00:21.701 --> 01:00:23.786 - Where's the button to... - Incoming call from work. 1160 01:00:23.870 --> 01:00:25.705 I don't know how to... No, thank you. 1161 01:00:25.788 --> 01:00:28.249 - Incoming call from... - Decline the call! 1162 01:00:40.762 --> 01:00:42.930 Hello? Anyone here? 1163 01:00:46.517 --> 01:00:48.102 Someone tell me where I sit? 1164 01:00:51.606 --> 01:00:53.358 What the...? Okay. 1165 01:00:54.150 --> 01:00:56.778 - Hello? - Surprise! 1166 01:00:56.861 --> 01:00:58.488 Congratulations, Noah. 1167 01:00:58.571 --> 01:01:00.573 Ever since your first day as an assistant, 1168 01:01:00.657 --> 01:01:03.284 no one has worked harder or wanted it more. 1169 01:01:03.368 --> 01:01:04.952 Son, you've earned this. 1170 01:01:05.036 --> 01:01:07.121 - Earned what exactly? - This. 1171 01:01:08.790 --> 01:01:12.085 Your new office, Mr. Senior Vice President. 1172 01:01:12.168 --> 01:01:13.670 This is my office, huh? 1173 01:01:14.420 --> 01:01:18.299 Mr. Chun came from Shanghai specifically to be here for this. 1174 01:01:19.384 --> 01:01:22.011 Congratulations, Mr. Ashby. This is great news. 1175 01:01:24.389 --> 01:01:27.350 With our biggest accounts, your success is our success. 1176 01:01:28.393 --> 01:01:29.769 It's a ton of Chinese. 1177 01:01:33.022 --> 01:01:34.857 Thank you so much. 1178 01:01:36.275 --> 01:01:37.527 I speak Chinese?! 1179 01:01:38.778 --> 01:01:40.029 That's so cool! 1180 01:01:41.739 --> 01:01:43.449 I don't even know what I'm saying. 1181 01:01:44.325 --> 01:01:48.246 Well, according to most prognosticators, 1182 01:01:48.329 --> 01:01:52.583 with our large-cap portfolios outperforming this bear market... 1183 01:01:52.667 --> 01:01:54.669 What is Mandarin for “Get a room, you two”? 1184 01:01:56.921 --> 01:02:01.259 ...it should elicit fortuitous returns. 1185 01:02:01.342 --> 01:02:02.593 Absolutely right. 1186 01:02:03.010 --> 01:02:04.345 Whoo. 1187 01:02:04.429 --> 01:02:07.557 Holy shit! I know some big ass words! 1188 01:02:10.560 --> 01:02:13.813 I don't know what you said. Yes. You seem happy. 1189 01:02:13.896 --> 01:02:15.189 He's so awesome! 1190 01:02:15.273 --> 01:02:16.983 So I'm happy. Is this kid great? 1191 01:02:17.066 --> 01:02:19.866 Let me give you a tour of the place, Mr. Chun. Show you under the hood? 1192 01:02:19.902 --> 01:02:21.342 - All-star. - Thank you. 1193 01:02:21.404 --> 01:02:22.947 Thanks a lot, Terrence. 1194 01:02:23.030 --> 01:02:26.409 Thanks a lot, Darryl. Bill. I know your names. Big Jeff. 1195 01:02:26.492 --> 01:02:29.746 Little Tony. Hey, Claudette. Rob. Carl. 1196 01:02:30.455 --> 01:02:32.415 - Thank you, Courtney. - So great. 1197 01:02:32.874 --> 01:02:35.376 Sharon. She's got a sick kid. I feel bad for her. 1198 01:02:35.460 --> 01:02:37.628 I don't know how I know that. I know everyone's name. 1199 01:02:37.712 --> 01:02:41.007 Max! What's up, my man? Whoo. We did it. 1200 01:02:41.090 --> 01:02:43.509 Yeah, “we.” Did it. Yeah. 1201 01:02:43.593 --> 01:02:45.136 Yes, we did. 1202 01:02:45.219 --> 01:02:48.347 Do you mind if I steal you from the parade and talk to you real quick? 1203 01:02:48.431 --> 01:02:50.057 Uh, yeah, sure. Come on. 1204 01:02:50.141 --> 01:02:51.768 Welcome to Noah's lair. 1205 01:02:51.851 --> 01:02:54.103 Ooh, this is sweet, dude. 1206 01:02:55.104 --> 01:02:56.105 Whoa. 1207 01:02:58.983 --> 01:03:01.944 Look what we got here. Mr. Senior Vice President. 1208 01:03:02.028 --> 01:03:03.613 - May I? - You may. 1209 01:03:05.114 --> 01:03:07.325 - Ah. - This is cool, right? 1210 01:03:07.408 --> 01:03:10.411 I... am accomplished. 1211 01:03:10.495 --> 01:03:12.121 - Yeah. - It's pretty incredible. 1212 01:03:12.205 --> 01:03:13.372 - Mm-hmm. - That's cool. 1213 01:03:15.625 --> 01:03:17.919 - Are you okay? - Hey, do me a favor. 1214 01:03:18.002 --> 01:03:20.254 - Can you look at this on my back for me? - Sure. 1215 01:03:20.338 --> 01:03:23.549 What am I looking for? That mole? Yeah, I'd get that checked out. 1216 01:03:23.633 --> 01:03:25.843 No, look for the knife you stabbed me in the back with 1217 01:03:25.927 --> 01:03:27.136 when you stole my promotion. 1218 01:03:27.220 --> 01:03:30.556 I've been busting my ass for three years trying to get this. 1219 01:03:30.640 --> 01:03:33.142 This has been my plan, Noah. It's my plan. 1220 01:03:34.185 --> 01:03:36.103 What are you talking about? 1221 01:03:36.187 --> 01:03:37.188 That's good. 1222 01:03:37.271 --> 01:03:40.900 Play dumb and act like it wasn't me who got you a job here in the first place. 1223 01:03:40.983 --> 01:03:43.152 Me who doctored your pathetic little résumé. 1224 01:03:43.236 --> 01:03:45.446 I literally begged Costigan to hire you here. 1225 01:03:45.530 --> 01:03:48.699 Okay. Then there has to be something that I could do. 1226 01:03:48.783 --> 01:03:50.743 You know? I'm the senior VP. 1227 01:03:50.827 --> 01:03:52.453 - You're my best friend... - “Friend”? 1228 01:03:52.537 --> 01:03:54.539 No, no, no, no. 1229 01:03:54.622 --> 01:03:58.417 We haven't been friends for years. You used to be chill, really cool. 1230 01:03:58.501 --> 01:04:01.546 And then you turned into a corporate ass-kissing piece of shit! 1231 01:04:01.629 --> 01:04:04.006 So we're what? Enemies? 1232 01:04:05.216 --> 01:04:06.300 Fuck you. 1233 01:04:10.137 --> 01:04:11.639 Oh, uh, can I borrow your pen? 1234 01:04:11.722 --> 01:04:12.974 Yeah. 1235 01:04:17.228 --> 01:04:19.522 I'll leave you two. 1236 01:04:21.107 --> 01:04:22.191 I lied. 1237 01:04:34.871 --> 01:04:35.872 Oh, my God. 1238 01:04:37.582 --> 01:04:39.208 It's just from stress eating. 1239 01:04:42.503 --> 01:04:47.008 Oh. Um, sorry to bother you, sir, but you shouldn't be in here right now. 1240 01:04:47.091 --> 01:04:49.760 You're 20 minutes late for the meeting with the Avalon execs. 1241 01:04:50.428 --> 01:04:53.180 You know what? I think... 1242 01:04:53.264 --> 01:04:56.100 I am gonna need an hour of personal time. 1243 01:04:56.183 --> 01:04:57.852 - Thank you. - Uh, it's... 1244 01:04:57.935 --> 01:04:59.186 That's impossible. 1245 01:04:59.270 --> 01:05:02.398 Closing this deal will pay for your wedding and your honeymoon in Fiji. 1246 01:05:02.481 --> 01:05:04.358 I'm gonna go to Fiji with Avery? 1247 01:05:04.442 --> 01:05:07.486 That would be pretty awesome. When will this meeting be over with? 1248 01:05:07.570 --> 01:05:08.738 - In an hour. - Good. 1249 01:05:08.821 --> 01:05:11.842 - Then you have your flight to Charlotte. - I'm going to North Carolina today? 1250 01:05:11.866 --> 01:05:13.910 You return late afternoon, and then you prep for... 1251 01:05:13.993 --> 01:05:16.203 Just let me see that. What is this? 1252 01:05:16.287 --> 01:05:19.415 It says that I'm booked every day for the next three months. 1253 01:05:19.498 --> 01:05:23.711 What if I bailed on that business trip and took a very well-deserved half day? 1254 01:05:23.794 --> 01:05:27.840 Sir, no. You would be fired instantly. Seriously, do not do that. 1255 01:05:27.924 --> 01:05:30.426 Remember Davis? He's homeless now. 1256 01:05:30.509 --> 01:05:33.346 I drive by his tent on the way to work every day. 1257 01:05:33.429 --> 01:05:37.934 It's kind of cute. He's got his dog out there and everything, but... 1258 01:05:38.684 --> 01:05:41.479 Anyways, congrats on your engagement. You're a lucky man. 1259 01:05:41.562 --> 01:05:44.815 I'd like to go over a couple of quick scheduling changes that you've got. 1260 01:05:44.899 --> 01:05:46.192 Omaha on the 15th... 1261 01:05:52.657 --> 01:05:54.158 I made it. I made it. 1262 01:05:54.241 --> 01:05:56.702 So, sorry I'm late. Have you guys seen Avery? 1263 01:05:56.786 --> 01:05:58.496 Sorry I'm late. Have you seen...? 1264 01:05:58.579 --> 01:06:01.123 Those snacks look good, but I can't have any. 1265 01:06:01.207 --> 01:06:04.210 I'm putting myself on a diet. Have you guys seen Avery at all? 1266 01:06:04.752 --> 01:06:06.963 Avery's parents. Really nice to meet you. 1267 01:06:07.046 --> 01:06:08.047 - Meet us? - Again. 1268 01:06:08.130 --> 01:06:11.300 Nice to... It's good to see you. Honestly, it's good to see you. 1269 01:06:11.384 --> 01:06:14.053 Cousin Shannon. Wow, you do look like Garth. 1270 01:06:14.136 --> 01:06:15.304 I could tell. 1271 01:06:15.388 --> 01:06:16.889 Thank you. 1272 01:06:18.432 --> 01:06:20.518 Wow. Okay. 1273 01:06:21.227 --> 01:06:26.273 Well, now that I have your attention, if anyone has seen my beautiful fiancée, 1274 01:06:26.357 --> 01:06:31.237 please let her know that her presence is requested at the piano, 1275 01:06:31.320 --> 01:06:33.239 where I would like to kick things off 1276 01:06:33.322 --> 01:06:36.117 with a song that I played for Avery on the night we first met. 1277 01:06:36.200 --> 01:06:37.952 Ohhh. 1278 01:06:38.035 --> 01:06:39.704 I used to do this for a living. 1279 01:06:41.205 --> 01:06:46.210 ♪ Well ♪ 1280 01:06:46.293 --> 01:06:47.920 ♪ Well, you make me wanna shout ♪ 1281 01:06:48.004 --> 01:06:49.755 ♪ Shout ♪ 1282 01:06:51.340 --> 01:06:54.093 That's not how the song goes at all, so let's try that again. 1283 01:06:54.176 --> 01:06:56.303 Is the piano out of tune? Something... 1284 01:06:56.387 --> 01:06:59.265 All right. A-one more time! Hit it! 1285 01:06:59.765 --> 01:07:02.685 ♪ Well ♪ 1286 01:07:02.768 --> 01:07:04.186 ♪ You know you make me wanna... ♪ 1287 01:07:04.270 --> 01:07:05.980 ♪ You know ♪ 1288 01:07:06.063 --> 01:07:07.148 ♪ You know you... ♪ 1289 01:07:07.231 --> 01:07:09.150 I, uh, must be rusty. 1290 01:07:09.233 --> 01:07:11.610 But, you know, the jet lag is kicking in. 1291 01:07:12.278 --> 01:07:16.240 As soon as Avery joins the duet, I feel that I will have my groove back. 1292 01:07:16.323 --> 01:07:18.451 Has anyone seen Avery, by the way? 1293 01:07:19.243 --> 01:07:20.286 Hey, dude. 1294 01:07:21.078 --> 01:07:23.080 - That was beautiful. - Thank you. 1295 01:07:23.164 --> 01:07:24.884 - I don't believe when you say that. - Good. 1296 01:07:24.957 --> 01:07:27.418 Been a while since I've played. Have you seen Avery anywhere? 1297 01:07:27.501 --> 01:07:28.627 She's with Ethan. 1298 01:07:29.336 --> 01:07:30.504 What? 1299 01:07:31.505 --> 01:07:33.340 Holy shit. What happened to him? 1300 01:07:33.424 --> 01:07:36.385 We think it might have been the taquitos. Right, Ethan? 1301 01:07:37.178 --> 01:07:38.804 So what happened? 1302 01:07:38.888 --> 01:07:42.141 Did your flight get delayed, or did you hit traffic? 1303 01:07:42.224 --> 01:07:44.977 I am so sorry. I truly tried to get here as fast as... 1304 01:07:45.061 --> 01:07:46.854 Okay, why is he here exactly? 1305 01:07:46.937 --> 01:07:48.939 I'm-I'm leaving anyway. 1306 01:07:49.023 --> 01:07:52.568 Um, don't eat the taquitos or seven-layer dip. 1307 01:07:52.651 --> 01:07:55.696 Poor thing, wait. You wanna lay down on our bed for a minute? 1308 01:07:55.780 --> 01:07:58.407 I think he wants to probably lay down in his own bed. 1309 01:07:58.491 --> 01:08:00.159 Here. Here you go, big guy. 1310 01:08:00.242 --> 01:08:02.495 We'll get you some fresh air, some Pepto chewables. 1311 01:08:02.578 --> 01:08:04.747 I have 'em in the glove compartment, so I'll take him. 1312 01:08:04.830 --> 01:08:08.042 Are you sure? But you just got here. I'm sure everybody wants to say hi. 1313 01:08:08.125 --> 01:08:10.294 - Maybe Carrie can take him home. - It'll be quick. 1314 01:08:10.377 --> 01:08:12.713 - So... You look so good, by the way. - Thank you. 1315 01:08:13.422 --> 01:08:15.966 - Thanks. - I love you so much. 1316 01:08:24.350 --> 01:08:26.852 Okay. Let's go ahead and get you home. 1317 01:08:27.603 --> 01:08:28.813 Forever. 1318 01:08:33.734 --> 01:08:35.486 Please don't puke in my back seat. 1319 01:08:40.116 --> 01:08:41.117 Um... 1320 01:08:41.992 --> 01:08:43.494 Look, I'm sorry. I'm... 1321 01:08:43.577 --> 01:08:46.330 I mean, those taquitos are a silent killer. 1322 01:08:46.413 --> 01:08:48.874 No. No, it wasn't the taquitos. 1323 01:08:48.958 --> 01:08:51.752 - Was it the seven-layer dip? - It was... 1324 01:08:52.253 --> 01:08:55.005 - Look, I made it up. Okay? - Oh, did you? 1325 01:08:55.089 --> 01:08:57.466 Because I'm a liar, okay? I'm no good. 1326 01:08:57.550 --> 01:08:59.176 I even stole a plate. 1327 01:08:59.260 --> 01:09:01.345 What kind of asshole steals a plate? 1328 01:09:01.428 --> 01:09:04.306 A beautiful plate. I've never stolen anything in my life. 1329 01:09:04.390 --> 01:09:09.186 I don't know what's come over me. I've just become this... terrible person. 1330 01:09:09.270 --> 01:09:10.771 - You're too nice. - No. 1331 01:09:10.855 --> 01:09:12.231 If that makes sense. 1332 01:09:12.314 --> 01:09:14.108 Like, I, you know... Sometimes I'm like, 1333 01:09:14.191 --> 01:09:17.695 “Ah, Ethan. I don't really like Ethan, because he's such a nice guy.” 1334 01:09:17.778 --> 01:09:19.238 No, I'm not. Okay? 1335 01:09:19.321 --> 01:09:22.116 I've been coveting thy neighbor's wife in my mind. 1336 01:09:22.658 --> 01:09:24.952 Hey, not cool! 1337 01:09:25.035 --> 01:09:28.164 It isn't cool, and I would recommend that you stop doing that. 1338 01:09:29.456 --> 01:09:31.625 I'm just gonna... I'm gonna tell you, 1339 01:09:31.709 --> 01:09:36.005 I might have told Avery that I'm in love with her. 1340 01:09:36.088 --> 01:09:37.089 What? Oh! 1341 01:09:38.632 --> 01:09:40.352 Did you catch your nose? 1342 01:09:40.384 --> 01:09:42.636 Did you break your nose? Is your face okay? 1343 01:09:43.387 --> 01:09:44.680 Look, I... 1344 01:09:44.763 --> 01:09:46.515 I deserved that. 1345 01:09:46.599 --> 01:09:48.309 Okay? I'm... 1346 01:09:48.392 --> 01:09:49.894 I'm sorry. I... 1347 01:09:50.936 --> 01:09:55.149 I know I have... I have no right to say these things. I just... 1348 01:09:55.733 --> 01:09:57.735 Ever since I met her, I've felt like... 1349 01:09:58.235 --> 01:10:00.321 you know, it should have been Avery and me, 1350 01:10:00.404 --> 01:10:03.073 and if I didn't tell her, she would never know. 1351 01:10:03.657 --> 01:10:04.657 I'm sorry. 1352 01:10:09.455 --> 01:10:11.290 What did she say when you told her? 1353 01:10:12.041 --> 01:10:14.043 She said she wished things were different. 1354 01:10:20.758 --> 01:10:21.759 Noah... 1355 01:10:22.259 --> 01:10:24.261 do you mind if I just have a quick... 1356 01:10:25.054 --> 01:10:28.057 Just like a... just a quick nap? 1357 01:10:28.140 --> 01:10:30.976 Just a... 1358 01:10:38.067 --> 01:10:39.151 Yeah. 1359 01:10:40.152 --> 01:10:41.445 Go ahead, buddy. 1360 01:10:51.205 --> 01:10:52.748 I'm gonna regret this. 1361 01:10:55.542 --> 01:10:56.627 There you are. 1362 01:10:57.336 --> 01:11:00.089 Avery texted you like ten times. She went to bed worried. 1363 01:11:00.756 --> 01:11:02.758 Well, I've been driving around all night, 1364 01:11:02.841 --> 01:11:05.427 thinking about how I've ruined all of our lives. 1365 01:11:05.511 --> 01:11:06.804 At least you kept it light. 1366 01:11:08.472 --> 01:11:10.266 Oh, are you okay? 1367 01:11:15.062 --> 01:11:16.647 Why doesn't Avery love me? 1368 01:11:22.236 --> 01:11:24.238 You've known this whole time, haven't you? 1369 01:11:27.491 --> 01:11:29.201 Why didn't you say anything? 1370 01:11:30.202 --> 01:11:31.704 Um... 1371 01:11:36.792 --> 01:11:39.169 Noah, I know she cares about you. 1372 01:11:40.254 --> 01:11:41.463 Deeply. 1373 01:11:42.756 --> 01:11:44.591 But, no, it's... 1374 01:11:45.426 --> 01:11:46.677 it's not love. 1375 01:11:49.179 --> 01:11:53.517 And she'll probably do... whatever she has to do to make it work. 1376 01:11:53.600 --> 01:11:57.271 I just think she doesn't want to f-fail. 1377 01:11:59.690 --> 01:12:02.401 Hey, it's not you. You're a good guy. 1378 01:12:03.402 --> 01:12:05.446 Sometimes relationships are about... 1379 01:12:06.947 --> 01:12:08.198 intangible things. 1380 01:12:09.992 --> 01:12:11.827 Oh, yeah. 1381 01:12:13.662 --> 01:12:15.748 Yep. You've said that before. 1382 01:12:17.333 --> 01:12:18.334 I have? 1383 01:12:21.754 --> 01:12:23.881 Kinda. 1384 01:12:25.632 --> 01:12:27.217 I like it when we talk. 1385 01:12:28.677 --> 01:12:30.012 I like it when we talk. 1386 01:12:34.600 --> 01:12:36.101 But you're right. 1387 01:12:36.185 --> 01:12:38.103 Avery deserves to be happy. 1388 01:12:38.187 --> 01:12:39.021 Yeah. 1389 01:12:39.104 --> 01:12:42.316 And she should be with the right guy, 1390 01:12:42.399 --> 01:12:44.318 even though that right guy isn't me. 1391 01:12:45.152 --> 01:12:48.864 So I have to fix it. I have to go back in time and fix it. 1392 01:12:48.947 --> 01:12:49.990 What? What? 1393 01:12:50.824 --> 01:12:51.885 Where you going? 1394 01:12:51.909 --> 01:12:52.993 To play Cupid. 1395 01:12:53.535 --> 01:12:54.536 What? 1396 01:12:55.037 --> 01:12:56.121 Okay. 1397 01:12:56.622 --> 01:12:57.706 Weird life, Noah. 1398 01:12:58.457 --> 01:13:00.497 ♪ I'm sexy and I know it ♪ 1399 01:13:02.753 --> 01:13:04.671 - Now... - Where's the emergency? 1400 01:13:04.755 --> 01:13:06.590 - It just looks like a party. - Yeah. 1401 01:13:06.673 --> 01:13:08.884 It's a... It's a party emergency. 1402 01:13:09.343 --> 01:13:11.571 - Look, I know we just met. - Technically, we didn't meet. 1403 01:13:11.595 --> 01:13:13.931 You came banging on my door, screaming you needed my help. 1404 01:13:14.014 --> 01:13:17.393 I do need your help, because tonight is the first night of the rest of your life. 1405 01:13:17.476 --> 01:13:18.811 What? 1406 01:13:19.520 --> 01:13:21.105 Honestly, thank you for coming. 1407 01:13:21.188 --> 01:13:23.232 - This is gonna be great. - What? Wait. 1408 01:13:23.315 --> 01:13:25.734 You stay right here, and you're gonna save the day. 1409 01:13:25.818 --> 01:13:27.820 - Okay? Easy. I'll be back. - What do you mean? 1410 01:13:27.903 --> 01:13:28.904 Okay? 1411 01:13:28.987 --> 01:13:31.281 - Whoo! - Hey, watch it, buddy! 1412 01:13:32.908 --> 01:13:34.326 Whoo-hoo! Whoo! 1413 01:13:34.410 --> 01:13:36.995 - Hulk smash! - Oh, my God. 1414 01:13:38.455 --> 01:13:39.665 - Hi. - Hi. 1415 01:13:41.083 --> 01:13:42.709 Uh, wow, uh... 1416 01:13:42.793 --> 01:13:45.462 - Great costume. - Yeah, it's from A League of Their Own. 1417 01:13:45.546 --> 01:13:48.215 I actually haven't seen the movie. 1418 01:13:48.298 --> 01:13:50.217 Yeah, I haven't seen it either. 1419 01:13:50.300 --> 01:13:53.887 I needed a last-minute costume, and my friend Carrie had it laying around. 1420 01:13:53.971 --> 01:13:55.651 Did you say it wasn't your favorite movie? 1421 01:13:55.681 --> 01:13:58.392 - Who are you? - This is Norm. He brought me here. 1422 01:13:58.475 --> 01:14:00.561 - Do you guys want a drink? - No, it's Noah. 1423 01:14:00.644 --> 01:14:02.688 And I think you guys should talk. 1424 01:14:02.771 --> 01:14:06.150 Honestly. 'Cause there is a connection here. 1425 01:14:06.233 --> 01:14:09.445 I'm gonna mingle. I love this song. I love this party. So... 1426 01:14:10.237 --> 01:14:11.488 Whoo! 1427 01:14:11.572 --> 01:14:14.616 I'll get my own drink. You should really see A League of Their Own. 1428 01:14:14.700 --> 01:14:16.660 I'm disappointed that you haven't. All right. 1429 01:14:16.743 --> 01:14:18.579 Thanks, Noah. 1430 01:14:20.581 --> 01:14:23.083 - How long have you known each other? - Uh, like eight minutes. 1431 01:14:23.167 --> 01:14:24.334 What? 1432 01:14:24.418 --> 01:14:27.087 - ♪ Ooh, you got it ♪ - ♪ Watch me ♪ 1433 01:14:27.171 --> 01:14:28.297 ♪ You got that good ♪ 1434 01:14:28.380 --> 01:14:30.340 ♪ Give it to me, give it to me Hit me right now ♪ 1435 01:14:30.424 --> 01:14:32.344 ♪ Give it to me, give it to me Hit me right now ♪ 1436 01:14:32.426 --> 01:14:36.763 So let me guess. You are a Dunkin' Donut? 1437 01:14:36.847 --> 01:14:39.099 - Two bucks for you, sir. - Mmm. 1438 01:14:39.183 --> 01:14:42.394 Not one person at this party has gotten that. You're good. 1439 01:14:42.478 --> 01:14:43.770 - Thank you. - You're Cupid. 1440 01:14:43.854 --> 01:14:45.272 - Oh, good one. - Mm-hmm. 1441 01:14:45.355 --> 01:14:46.190 Cheesy. 1442 01:14:46.273 --> 01:14:48.358 Well, at least I'm not that guy. 1443 01:14:48.442 --> 01:14:51.612 All right, I can guarantee this is gonna be gross, and you get it first. 1444 01:14:53.989 --> 01:14:54.990 Hey, I'm Noah. 1445 01:14:55.741 --> 01:14:58.035 Carrie. Nice to meet you. 1446 01:15:01.622 --> 01:15:05.459 - Do you wanna do shots? - Uh... yeah. 1447 01:15:05.542 --> 01:15:07.920 Uh... okay. Let's go. 1448 01:15:08.003 --> 01:15:09.213 Come on. 1449 01:15:11.632 --> 01:15:12.883 Comin' in. 1450 01:15:12.966 --> 01:15:15.344 Here you go. One for you, one for me. 1451 01:15:15.427 --> 01:15:17.429 Aw! So cute. 1452 01:15:17.513 --> 01:15:19.515 - Thank you. - Scored us the whole bottle. 1453 01:15:20.516 --> 01:15:22.976 - What made you come up to me? - I don't know. 1454 01:15:23.060 --> 01:15:25.479 I thought that you had a familiar face. 1455 01:15:26.355 --> 01:15:28.065 I'm wearing goggles. You can't even see me. 1456 01:15:28.148 --> 01:15:29.733 I love this song. 1457 01:15:30.734 --> 01:15:31.818 You wanna dance? 1458 01:15:32.569 --> 01:15:33.987 Uh... yeah. 1459 01:15:34.071 --> 01:15:35.739 You think you can handle all this? 1460 01:15:35.822 --> 01:15:38.408 - You think you can handle all of this? - I can't. 1461 01:15:38.492 --> 01:15:39.844 ♪ Tonight's gonna be a wild night ♪ 1462 01:15:39.868 --> 01:15:41.179 ♪ It'll be the highlight moment Of our life ♪ 1463 01:15:41.203 --> 01:15:42.621 It's a dance-off. 1464 01:15:42.704 --> 01:15:43.765 ♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah ♪ 1465 01:15:43.789 --> 01:15:45.499 ♪ It's okay to dance Till the light's out ♪ 1466 01:15:45.582 --> 01:15:47.292 ♪ All my friends To the top we climbing ♪ 1467 01:15:47.376 --> 01:15:49.545 ♪ Hands in the air, everybody ready ♪ 1468 01:15:52.089 --> 01:15:54.675 ♪ One wild night ♪ 1469 01:15:54.758 --> 01:15:58.512 ♪ We're so excited ♪ 1470 01:15:58.595 --> 01:16:02.391 ♪ We're all united ♪ 1471 01:16:02.474 --> 01:16:06.270 ♪ It's how we like it ♪ 1472 01:16:06.353 --> 01:16:08.313 - ♪ One wild night ♪ - ♪ One wild night ♪ 1473 01:16:10.941 --> 01:16:12.276 ♪ One wild night ♪ 1474 01:16:13.860 --> 01:16:15.821 - ♪ One wild night ♪ - ♪ One wild night ♪ 1475 01:16:15.904 --> 01:16:16.905 Sorry. 1476 01:16:18.407 --> 01:16:19.825 Sorry. 1477 01:16:24.329 --> 01:16:26.832 Looks like this party's dead. You wanna go somewhere else? 1478 01:16:28.041 --> 01:16:30.252 Yeah. I think I know a place. 1479 01:16:31.169 --> 01:16:33.422 Let's go get Ethan and Avery. Should we? 1480 01:16:33.505 --> 01:16:35.424 - Let's do it. - Let's do it! 1481 01:16:45.976 --> 01:16:47.769 It's so bright. 1482 01:16:47.853 --> 01:16:48.853 It is. 1483 01:16:54.693 --> 01:16:57.696 I mean, of course they'd be naturals at that. 1484 01:16:58.405 --> 01:17:00.616 They look good together. 1485 01:17:00.699 --> 01:17:01.700 They do. 1486 01:17:01.783 --> 01:17:02.909 Cute. 1487 01:17:02.993 --> 01:17:04.328 That's their first kiss. 1488 01:17:14.379 --> 01:17:15.797 You play piano. 1489 01:17:15.881 --> 01:17:18.675 I got honorable mention in a talent show once. 1490 01:17:18.759 --> 01:17:19.926 Oh, really? 1491 01:17:20.552 --> 01:17:22.554 And you play Oscar Peterson. 1492 01:17:23.263 --> 01:17:25.641 Well, you don't play OP. OP plays you. 1493 01:17:25.724 --> 01:17:27.643 That is true. That is true. 1494 01:17:33.815 --> 01:17:35.192 All right. Not bad for Cupid. 1495 01:17:38.403 --> 01:17:40.405 So did Avery get you into him or...? 1496 01:17:40.489 --> 01:17:43.867 Avery's music knowledge is 100 percent stolen from me. 1497 01:17:43.950 --> 01:17:47.371 If it were up to Avery, she'd be listening to Jonas Brothers or Linkin Park. 1498 01:17:49.247 --> 01:17:51.541 Peruse at your own will, if you want to get schooled. 1499 01:17:51.625 --> 01:17:52.876 Okay. 1500 01:17:52.959 --> 01:17:54.461 - This is your playlist? - Mm-hmm. 1501 01:17:54.544 --> 01:17:56.546 There are some deep cuts in here. 1502 01:17:58.131 --> 01:17:59.216 So you... 1503 01:17:59.841 --> 01:18:01.343 You're the one that likes jazz. 1504 01:18:02.010 --> 01:18:03.095 Yes. 1505 01:18:04.596 --> 01:18:07.307 And you like A League of Their Own. 1506 01:18:07.391 --> 01:18:09.601 I hand-made her costume. 1507 01:18:11.353 --> 01:18:14.898 So the foosball table in your living room is yours, not Avery's. 1508 01:18:14.981 --> 01:18:17.275 How'd you know I had a foosball table in my living room? 1509 01:18:20.195 --> 01:18:21.279 Avery. 1510 01:18:22.072 --> 01:18:23.323 She told me earlier. 1511 01:18:23.407 --> 01:18:24.783 Candid. 1512 01:18:28.120 --> 01:18:30.747 Right. Um, I'm probably cross-eyed. 1513 01:18:31.248 --> 01:18:32.624 - Hmm. - No? 1514 01:18:33.333 --> 01:18:35.168 That's what I look like in my prom photo. 1515 01:18:36.086 --> 01:18:37.212 - Oh. - I know. 1516 01:18:37.295 --> 01:18:39.506 Oh, my God! That is horrible! 1517 01:18:39.589 --> 01:18:41.675 You were actually worse than that. You were this. 1518 01:18:41.758 --> 01:18:43.677 Wait. Cross-eyed and droopy. Huh? 1519 01:18:43.760 --> 01:18:44.803 Oh. 1520 01:18:46.888 --> 01:18:48.849 I... I think you look good. 1521 01:18:51.852 --> 01:18:53.562 I'm really glad I came out tonight. 1522 01:18:54.271 --> 01:18:55.355 Yeah, me too. 1523 01:18:56.148 --> 01:18:57.733 I almost didn't. 1524 01:18:57.816 --> 01:18:59.067 Why? 1525 01:18:59.151 --> 01:19:02.696 Ah, I'm going through this, like, really weird breakup. 1526 01:19:03.572 --> 01:19:07.117 I knew he'd be at the party, and I wasn't sure how I'd feel about him. 1527 01:19:07.200 --> 01:19:11.455 You know, you either want to strangle him, make out with him, cry in the bathroom. 1528 01:19:13.582 --> 01:19:15.125 You... He was at the party? 1529 01:19:15.208 --> 01:19:16.209 Yeah. 1530 01:19:18.044 --> 01:19:20.881 Who was he? Was he the AC/DC guy? 1531 01:19:20.964 --> 01:19:22.507 No. No. But... 1532 01:19:22.591 --> 01:19:24.009 Was he Hulk smash? 1533 01:19:24.092 --> 01:19:26.762 No. I believe you made fun of this guy though. 1534 01:19:26.845 --> 01:19:28.263 Jell-O Shot Doctor? 1535 01:19:28.346 --> 01:19:29.806 What? 1536 01:19:29.890 --> 01:19:31.725 I-I-I did not know that. 1537 01:19:32.225 --> 01:19:33.705 That's all right. How would you know? 1538 01:19:33.769 --> 01:19:36.062 You ever keep spinning around in the same relationship 1539 01:19:36.146 --> 01:19:37.826 over and over and it's just going nowhere? 1540 01:19:38.732 --> 01:19:42.110 Yeah. Yeah, I've been in that relationship before. 1541 01:19:44.488 --> 01:19:46.823 Hey! Guys, come take pictures with us! 1542 01:19:46.907 --> 01:19:48.408 - Nah. - Mmm, yeah. 1543 01:19:48.492 --> 01:19:50.252 - Oh, yeah, yeah. - Let's do it. No, come on. 1544 01:19:50.285 --> 01:19:51.703 - Yep. - Be a team player. 1545 01:19:51.787 --> 01:19:54.122 You're wearing a jersey, for Christ's sake. Come on. 1546 01:19:57.751 --> 01:19:59.044 - Get in here. - Come on. 1547 01:19:59.127 --> 01:20:00.447 - Come on. - Ready? 1548 01:20:00.504 --> 01:20:02.214 - We're all very happy. - Whoo! 1549 01:20:02.297 --> 01:20:04.174 Okay, now we're a little scared. 1550 01:20:04.257 --> 01:20:05.509 Now Carrie just vomited. 1551 01:20:05.592 --> 01:20:06.593 Ugh. 1552 01:20:07.594 --> 01:20:08.887 Now Carrie fell out of the... 1553 01:20:10.680 --> 01:20:12.557 - Now we hurt Noah. - Sorry, sorry. Oh, no! 1554 01:20:29.825 --> 01:20:31.326 Where the hell am I? 1555 01:20:32.327 --> 01:20:34.955 It's 6:45 a.m. Rise and shine. 1556 01:20:38.458 --> 01:20:42.337 Aaah! Whoo! On a scale of one to titties, how epic was last night? 1557 01:20:43.213 --> 01:20:44.714 W-We're friends, right? 1558 01:20:44.798 --> 01:20:46.716 What are you talking about? We're best friends. 1559 01:20:46.800 --> 01:20:49.344 I mean, technically, you did go home solo yet again, 1560 01:20:49.427 --> 01:20:51.888 but what's important is we shared a kick-ass experience. 1561 01:20:51.972 --> 01:20:55.517 I brought home Haley, the dietitian. Old soul. 1562 01:20:55.600 --> 01:20:56.726 Hey, where's Avery? 1563 01:20:56.810 --> 01:20:58.937 Avery's probably with Ethan. 1564 01:20:59.020 --> 01:21:01.147 - So they're dating? - Yep. Engaged. 1565 01:21:01.231 --> 01:21:02.732 So, um... 1566 01:21:03.692 --> 01:21:04.943 where's Carrie? 1567 01:21:05.026 --> 01:21:06.611 Her friend? 1568 01:21:06.695 --> 01:21:09.281 Uh, I don't know. I haven't seen her in a few years. 1569 01:21:09.364 --> 01:21:11.645 You said she got back with her ex and fell off your radar. 1570 01:21:11.700 --> 01:21:13.100 What's with all the questions, bro? 1571 01:21:13.660 --> 01:21:15.036 Jell-O Shot Doctor? 1572 01:21:16.288 --> 01:21:19.749 No, she says that they... that-that she doesn't like him. 1573 01:21:19.833 --> 01:21:21.835 - So that can't... - What's wrong with you? 1574 01:21:22.502 --> 01:21:24.004 What are you talking about? 1575 01:21:24.087 --> 01:21:25.714 I'm talking about me and Carrie, Max. 1576 01:21:25.797 --> 01:21:27.549 I-I'm talking about fate. 1577 01:21:28.049 --> 01:21:29.759 Fate is a tricky lady. 1578 01:21:29.843 --> 01:21:32.220 When you try to figure her out, you just get more confused. 1579 01:21:32.304 --> 01:21:36.057 All I know is the mistakes I've made and the ladies I've laid 1580 01:21:36.141 --> 01:21:38.184 have made me who I am today. 1581 01:21:38.268 --> 01:21:41.062 If I were to go back and relive it differently, I wouldn't be me. 1582 01:21:41.146 --> 01:21:42.147 And I like me. 1583 01:21:42.230 --> 01:21:44.524 I thought things were supposed to happen for a reason. 1584 01:21:44.608 --> 01:21:46.151 That's what strippers and idiots say. 1585 01:21:46.234 --> 01:21:49.779 Things happen randomly for no reason at all. 1586 01:21:49.863 --> 01:21:51.489 But they create opportunities, Noah. 1587 01:21:51.573 --> 01:21:54.534 And you learn from those opportunities, even the missed ones. 1588 01:21:54.618 --> 01:21:57.746 The question is, can you recognize that next opportunity 1589 01:21:57.829 --> 01:21:59.581 when it matters the most? 1590 01:22:01.166 --> 01:22:03.919 I've been watching these speeches online. Really inspirational. 1591 01:22:04.002 --> 01:22:06.004 This kid, 15 years old. 1592 01:22:06.546 --> 01:22:08.131 Not a lot of subscribers, but... 1593 01:22:08.214 --> 01:22:09.633 Noah! 1594 01:22:09.716 --> 01:22:11.927 I made us breakfast, most important meal of the day! 1595 01:22:12.010 --> 01:22:13.050 Gotta go! 1596 01:22:25.941 --> 01:22:27.025 - Noah? - Wow. 1597 01:22:27.108 --> 01:22:30.612 Hey, you just missed Avery and Ethan. Everything okay? 1598 01:22:31.404 --> 01:22:33.406 Carrie, for the past three years, 1599 01:22:33.490 --> 01:22:36.242 I've been pining over what I thought was destiny, 1600 01:22:36.326 --> 01:22:40.705 but no matter what I would do, Ethan would end up connecting with Avery, 1601 01:22:40.789 --> 01:22:44.334 and I would always seem to connect with you. 1602 01:22:44.417 --> 01:22:47.629 'Cause this whole time, it was meant to be me and you. 1603 01:22:49.089 --> 01:22:50.089 Wasn't it? 1604 01:22:54.761 --> 01:22:56.930 - What the hell are you doing? - What do you mean? 1605 01:22:57.013 --> 01:22:58.890 - Jesus! - Okay, I thought... 1606 01:22:59.557 --> 01:23:01.977 I thought this was the moment that-that-that... 1607 01:23:02.060 --> 01:23:05.271 when our mutual feelings would come together and... 1608 01:23:07.232 --> 01:23:08.358 blossom. 1609 01:23:08.441 --> 01:23:09.985 What are you talking about? 1610 01:23:10.068 --> 01:23:12.696 - We've barely hung out. - That's not true, exactly. 1611 01:23:12.779 --> 01:23:15.198 A long time ago, we met at that party. 1612 01:23:15.281 --> 01:23:18.618 We had a great time, I wound up getting back together with my ex-boyfriend. 1613 01:23:18.702 --> 01:23:20.787 Yeah. Why did you do that? 1614 01:23:22.163 --> 01:23:23.623 What kind of question is that? 1615 01:23:23.707 --> 01:23:26.126 There's been times when you've hated me, 1616 01:23:26.209 --> 01:23:28.753 and there's been times when you've hit me with trees. 1617 01:23:28.837 --> 01:23:31.047 And then there's been times 1618 01:23:31.131 --> 01:23:33.883 when... you've been my only friend. 1619 01:23:34.926 --> 01:23:38.054 And there has to be one moment over the past three years 1620 01:23:38.138 --> 01:23:39.639 where you thought about us. 1621 01:23:40.849 --> 01:23:41.850 And you wondered. 1622 01:23:44.352 --> 01:23:45.854 Okay, maybe. 1623 01:23:45.937 --> 01:23:48.356 But... I don't know. 1624 01:23:48.940 --> 01:23:50.608 I'm getting ready for a date. 1625 01:23:50.692 --> 01:23:52.736 With who? Jell-O shot guy? 1626 01:23:52.819 --> 01:23:55.363 - His name is Phil. - Phil is a stepdad name. 1627 01:23:55.447 --> 01:23:56.656 You ready? 1628 01:23:56.740 --> 01:23:58.116 What's up, player? Phil. 1629 01:23:59.284 --> 01:24:01.161 Hey, Phil. Noah. 1630 01:24:01.244 --> 01:24:02.704 - All right. Two minutes? - Yes. 1631 01:24:02.787 --> 01:24:04.039 Cool. 1632 01:24:08.877 --> 01:24:09.878 Well, are you happy? 1633 01:24:14.257 --> 01:24:16.342 You know what? We're late. 1634 01:24:17.177 --> 01:24:20.180 Where you going? Hmm? Avery and Ethan's engagement party? 1635 01:24:20.263 --> 01:24:22.432 No, actually, that was last night. 1636 01:24:22.515 --> 01:24:24.559 No, it's tonight. It's supposed to be... 1637 01:24:25.685 --> 01:24:27.687 Oh, my God, of course. 1638 01:24:28.772 --> 01:24:31.691 I got Avery and Ethan together one day earlier this time. 1639 01:24:31.775 --> 01:24:33.777 So... Shit! 1640 01:24:33.860 --> 01:24:35.195 Oh! 1641 01:24:35.278 --> 01:24:36.362 Goddamn time travel. 1642 01:24:37.155 --> 01:24:37.989 What? 1643 01:24:38.073 --> 01:24:39.199 You were right. 1644 01:24:39.282 --> 01:24:42.368 Relationships are about intangible things. 1645 01:24:43.244 --> 01:24:44.913 They're about moments. 1646 01:24:44.996 --> 01:24:48.458 The real moments and who you share them with. 1647 01:24:48.541 --> 01:24:51.920 And the realest moments that I've had over the past three years 1648 01:24:52.003 --> 01:24:53.004 have been with you. 1649 01:24:54.672 --> 01:24:59.094 You know, I know you don't understand, but I'm gonna fix this. Okay? 1650 01:25:00.470 --> 01:25:03.556 I'm sorry. I... Bye, Noah. 1651 01:25:10.313 --> 01:25:12.941 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1652 01:25:13.525 --> 01:25:15.193 Well, hey, hey, yo. 1653 01:25:15.276 --> 01:25:16.778 - Hey, Chad. What's up? - Hey, Noah. 1654 01:25:16.861 --> 01:25:19.072 - Where's the photo booth? - Uh, what photo booth? 1655 01:25:19.155 --> 01:25:20.198 That one. 1656 01:25:21.032 --> 01:25:23.159 - It's right there. - No, the one with, like... 1657 01:25:23.243 --> 01:25:25.923 - The mahogany, the wood and the... - Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1658 01:25:25.954 --> 01:25:28.748 They got rid of it. A while back, man. 1659 01:25:28.832 --> 01:25:29.833 What? 1660 01:25:29.916 --> 01:25:32.252 - Sorry? - No. 1661 01:25:32.335 --> 01:25:33.711 That-That can't happen. 1662 01:25:33.795 --> 01:25:36.506 I-I don't know what you're talking about. 1663 01:25:36.589 --> 01:25:37.507 I'm stuck here. 1664 01:25:37.590 --> 01:25:40.194 The girl I love is dating someone else. Is that what you're saying? 1665 01:25:40.218 --> 01:25:42.679 Yeah. Story of my life. 1666 01:25:42.762 --> 01:25:46.099 No, it's not the story of your life, because you're not a time traveler, Chad! 1667 01:25:49.185 --> 01:25:50.270 Can I get a drink? 1668 01:25:50.353 --> 01:25:53.231 Classic Noah. 1669 01:25:53.314 --> 01:25:55.441 Welcome to Boogie Booth. 1670 01:25:55.525 --> 01:25:58.069 Three, two, one. 1671 01:25:59.320 --> 01:26:00.780 Get ready. 1672 01:26:00.864 --> 01:26:03.408 Three, two, one. 1673 01:26:03.992 --> 01:26:05.618 You're doing great. 1674 01:26:06.411 --> 01:26:08.413 - We're almost done. - Hey. 1675 01:26:09.539 --> 01:26:11.166 What are you doing in here? 1676 01:26:11.249 --> 01:26:16.588 Obviously, I am taking a personal photo collage 1677 01:26:16.671 --> 01:26:17.839 of hopelessness. 1678 01:26:17.922 --> 01:26:19.674 Okay. 1679 01:26:20.466 --> 01:26:22.236 - What are you doing here? - What do you mean? 1680 01:26:22.260 --> 01:26:23.928 We came to see you play. 1681 01:26:24.012 --> 01:26:26.848 And you didn't show up to our party last night, so we were worried. 1682 01:26:26.931 --> 01:26:28.516 Hey, buddy. Yikes. 1683 01:26:28.600 --> 01:26:30.351 You need a water? I got you. 1684 01:26:30.435 --> 01:26:31.978 - No. Give me... - Thanks, honey. 1685 01:26:34.689 --> 01:26:35.899 Come on. 1686 01:26:36.774 --> 01:26:38.494 What are you doing taking photos 1687 01:26:38.568 --> 01:26:40.028 in a piece of junk like this? 1688 01:26:40.695 --> 01:26:42.989 Well, it's the only one they have, so... 1689 01:26:43.072 --> 01:26:45.617 Your photo booth at home takes way better photos. 1690 01:26:45.700 --> 01:26:46.743 What? 1691 01:26:46.826 --> 01:26:48.036 Something happen to it? 1692 01:26:48.620 --> 01:26:51.539 Oh, my God. Do you have any idea what I went through to get that thing? 1693 01:26:53.541 --> 01:26:55.543 - You got me the photo booth? - Yeah. 1694 01:26:57.295 --> 01:26:59.422 - Why? - Because we're friends. 1695 01:27:02.717 --> 01:27:04.302 Oh, my God. 1696 01:27:05.220 --> 01:27:06.512 It... 1697 01:27:06.596 --> 01:27:09.432 It makes perfect sense. I need you. 1698 01:27:09.515 --> 01:27:10.600 What? 1699 01:27:10.683 --> 01:27:13.353 I need you in order to meet Carrie. 1700 01:27:13.436 --> 01:27:15.855 I was supposed to meet you at the Halloween party, 1701 01:27:15.939 --> 01:27:18.000 and everything else was supposed to happen after that. 1702 01:27:18.024 --> 01:27:20.276 Here. Got you a ginger ale. 1703 01:27:20.360 --> 01:27:22.570 Oh, you really are perfect. 1704 01:27:23.363 --> 01:27:25.740 You guys are perfect together. 1705 01:27:25.823 --> 01:27:28.034 I gotta go back and I have to do everything 1706 01:27:28.117 --> 01:27:30.828 exactly how I did it the first time, and not change a thing. 1707 01:27:30.912 --> 01:27:33.665 Because everything does happen for a reason. Right? 1708 01:27:33.748 --> 01:27:36.042 Or maybe it doesn't. Or maybe Max was right. 1709 01:27:36.125 --> 01:27:38.169 - Or maybe I'm just a stripper. - What? 1710 01:27:38.253 --> 01:27:40.255 I love you. I'll see you at the engagement party. 1711 01:27:42.757 --> 01:27:44.425 Oh, my God. 1712 01:27:44.509 --> 01:27:48.179 - He knows it was last night, right? - I don't think so. He's very drunk. 1713 01:27:54.519 --> 01:27:55.895 Oh! 1714 01:27:55.979 --> 01:27:58.481 Oh, my God. 1715 01:27:58.564 --> 01:28:00.441 You look so good in here! 1716 01:28:13.288 --> 01:28:15.498 One last time. 1717 01:28:28.469 --> 01:28:30.555 - Whoo! Hulk smash! - Jesus. 1718 01:28:30.638 --> 01:28:31.638 Are you okay? 1719 01:28:37.437 --> 01:28:40.606 ♪ Ooh ♪ 1720 01:28:40.690 --> 01:28:43.318 It's the sound of history. 1721 01:28:45.069 --> 01:28:47.322 Wow. You really like Cookie Crisp. 1722 01:28:47.405 --> 01:28:49.949 I love it. You should get more. 1723 01:28:50.033 --> 01:28:53.202 Tomorrow. At 1:00 or whenever. 1724 01:28:54.203 --> 01:28:57.165 And don't go to the store right down the street. Go to the one on Third. 1725 01:28:57.248 --> 01:28:59.459 Wow, that's very specific. Thank you. 1726 01:28:59.959 --> 01:29:03.087 Oh, my God, it is so nice to have a good guy friend. 1727 01:29:03.671 --> 01:29:04.671 It is. 1728 01:29:07.759 --> 01:29:09.260 - Bye. - Bye. 1729 01:29:12.764 --> 01:29:14.515 - Hey. - Hey. 1730 01:29:20.938 --> 01:29:22.690 - Cheers! - Cheers. 1731 01:29:24.692 --> 01:29:25.693 Cheers. 1732 01:29:27.945 --> 01:29:29.905 - Thank you. You too. - Thank you. 1733 01:29:30.823 --> 01:29:33.493 Hi. Oh, my God. How are you? 1734 01:29:36.788 --> 01:29:38.414 Candid. 1735 01:29:38.915 --> 01:29:41.667 Oh, Noah. Hey, I haven't seen you in forever. 1736 01:29:41.751 --> 01:29:46.923 It's been a while, huh? I've been, um... been traveling a lot. 1737 01:29:47.006 --> 01:29:48.007 Yeah? 1738 01:29:48.091 --> 01:29:49.842 - Yeah. - Cool. 1739 01:29:49.926 --> 01:29:52.011 You, uh... You look good. 1740 01:29:52.595 --> 01:29:54.097 Oh. Thank you. 1741 01:29:55.014 --> 01:29:56.015 You look good. 1742 01:29:56.516 --> 01:29:57.642 Thanks. 1743 01:29:57.725 --> 01:30:01.145 So, do you believe all that? 1744 01:30:01.229 --> 01:30:02.647 Believe what? 1745 01:30:02.730 --> 01:30:04.440 All that stuff about them 1746 01:30:04.524 --> 01:30:07.068 finding each other and falling in love all in one night. 1747 01:30:07.151 --> 01:30:08.653 I don't know. 1748 01:30:09.612 --> 01:30:12.198 I mean, normally I'd call bullshit, but... 1749 01:30:13.282 --> 01:30:15.368 some things are meant to be. 1750 01:30:17.286 --> 01:30:18.496 Yeah. 1751 01:30:22.125 --> 01:30:25.086 You know, I know you probably have like a... 1752 01:30:25.169 --> 01:30:27.421 a photo shoot or something cool tomorrow. 1753 01:30:27.505 --> 01:30:30.842 But did you wanna go get a drink or something? 1754 01:30:30.925 --> 01:30:32.135 Oh, you wanna ditch? 1755 01:30:32.218 --> 01:30:35.429 Yep, I wanna just leave and not say goodbye to anyone. 1756 01:30:35.513 --> 01:30:37.515 Just disappear. Vanish. 1757 01:30:38.141 --> 01:30:40.601 I'm catching a vibe that you also want to do that. 1758 01:30:41.185 --> 01:30:43.146 Are we shits for leaving early? 1759 01:30:43.229 --> 01:30:45.064 Uh... Mmm. 1760 01:30:48.067 --> 01:30:50.945 Nah. They don't need us anymore. 1761 01:30:52.989 --> 01:30:55.241 - You like jazz? - No. 1762 01:30:55.741 --> 01:30:58.119 I'm kidding. I am jazz. 1763 01:30:59.287 --> 01:31:01.706 - Well, then come on. Let's go. - Yeah? 1764 01:31:02.707 --> 01:31:03.916 Candid. 1765 01:31:04.000 --> 01:31:06.002 No, that's mine. That's my thing. 1766 01:31:06.085 --> 01:31:08.171 Seems like it's my thing now, I'm holding the camera. 1767 01:31:08.254 --> 01:31:10.047 - No, that... - Candid. 1768 01:31:10.131 --> 01:31:12.383 Okay. I've done that already. We're good. 1769 01:31:12.466 --> 01:31:16.888 ♪ You make me want you, babe ♪ 1770 01:31:18.014 --> 01:31:20.141 - ♪ Hey ♪ - ♪ Hey, little girl, set my soul on fire ♪ 1771 01:31:20.224 --> 01:31:22.602 ♪ You're the gasoline, my one desire ♪ 1772 01:31:22.685 --> 01:31:27.607 ♪ You make it worth the chase ♪ 1773 01:31:27.690 --> 01:31:30.902 ♪ I will follow you ♪ 1774 01:31:30.985 --> 01:31:34.906 ♪ To the end of the world ♪ 1775 01:31:34.989 --> 01:31:37.742 ♪ With you ♪ 1776 01:31:37.825 --> 01:31:40.870 ♪ I will follow you ♪ 1777 01:31:40.953 --> 01:31:44.916 ♪ To the end of the world ♪ 1778 01:31:44.999 --> 01:31:46.709 ♪ With you ♪ 1779 01:31:46.792 --> 01:31:47.835 ♪ Jump off the edge ♪ 1780 01:31:47.919 --> 01:31:51.631 ♪ Hey ♪ 1781 01:31:51.714 --> 01:31:52.715 ♪ Jump off the edge ♪ 1782 01:31:58.012 --> 01:32:02.350 ♪ You caught my eye Pretended to look away ♪ 1783 01:32:02.433 --> 01:32:07.897 ♪ I made up an excuse 'Cause I needed something to say ♪ 1784 01:32:09.941 --> 01:32:12.026 ♪ Hey, little girl With the crooked smile ♪ 1785 01:32:12.109 --> 01:32:14.695 ♪ You got a love so warm Make a heart run wild ♪ 1786 01:32:14.779 --> 01:32:17.865 ♪ You make me wanna stay ♪ 1787 01:32:19.909 --> 01:32:22.078 - ♪ Hey ♪ - ♪ Hey, little girl, set my soul on fire ♪ 1788 01:32:22.161 --> 01:32:24.455 ♪ You're the gasoline, my one desire ♪ 1789 01:32:24.538 --> 01:32:28.209 ♪ You make it worth the chase ♪ 1790 01:32:29.835 --> 01:32:32.964 ♪ I will follow you ♪ 1791 01:32:33.047 --> 01:32:36.884 ♪ To the end of the world ♪ 1792 01:32:36.968 --> 01:32:39.136 ♪ With you ♪ 1793 01:32:39.720 --> 01:32:42.682 ♪ I will follow you ♪ 1794 01:32:42.765 --> 01:32:46.769 ♪ To the end of the world ♪ 1795 01:32:46.852 --> 01:32:48.604 ♪ With you ♪ 1796 01:32:48.688 --> 01:32:52.817 ♪ Jump off the edge ♪ 1797 01:32:52.900 --> 01:32:54.568 ♪ Hey ♪ 1798 01:32:58.447 --> 01:33:02.535 ♪ Jump off the edge ♪ 1799 01:33:02.618 --> 01:33:03.786 ♪ Hey ♪