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WEBVTT - https://subtitletools.com 00:00:10.611 --> 00:00:14.320 ♪ Up on the housetop, reindeer pause ♪ 00:00:14.348 --> 00:00:17.659 ♪ Out jumps good ol' Santa Claus ♪ 00:00:17.684 --> 00:00:20.927 ♪ Down through the chimney with lots of toys ♪ 00:00:20.954 --> 00:00:24.197 ♪ All for the little ones' Christmas joys ♪ 00:00:24.224 --> 00:00:27.728 ♪ Ho, ho, ho, who wouldn't go? ♪ 00:00:27.761 --> 00:00:31.004 ♪ Ho, ho, ho, who wouldn't go? ♪ 00:00:31.031 --> 00:00:33.944 ♪ Up on the housetop, click, click, click ♪ 00:00:33.967 --> 00:00:37.881 ♪ Down through the chimney with good Saint Nick ♪ 00:00:40.207 --> 00:00:43.552 ♪ First comes the stocking of little Nell ♪ 00:00:43.577 --> 00:00:46.683 ♪ Oh, dear Santa, fill it well ♪ 00:00:46.713 --> 00:00:50.092 ♪ Give her a dolly that laughs and cries ♪ 00:00:50.117 --> 00:00:53.462 ♪ One that can open and shut its eyes ♪ 00:00:53.487 --> 00:00:56.798 ♪ Ho, ho, ho, who wouldn't go? ♪ 00:00:56.823 --> 00:00:58.427 ♪ Ho, ho, ho ♪ 00:00:58.458 --> 00:01:00.199 ♪ Who wouldn't go? ♪ 00:01:00.227 --> 00:01:03.299 ♪ Up on the housetop, click, click, click ♪ 00:01:03.330 --> 00:01:05.139 ♪ Down through the chimney ♪ 00:01:05.165 --> 00:01:07.338 ♪ With good Saint Nick ♪ 00:01:09.403 --> 00:01:12.543 ♪ Look in the stocking of little Will ♪ 00:01:12.573 --> 00:01:15.884 ♪ Oh, just see what a glorious fill ♪ 00:01:15.909 --> 00:01:19.152 ♪ Here is a hammer and lots of tacks ♪ 00:01:19.179 --> 00:01:22.592 ♪ Whistle and ball and a whip that cracks ♪ 00:01:22.616 --> 00:01:23.959 ♪ Ho, ho, ho ♪ 00:01:23.984 --> 00:01:25.986 - .' Who wouldn't go? .' 00:01:26.019 --> 00:01:29.000 ♪ Ho, ho, ho, who wouldn't go? ♪ 00:01:29.022 --> 00:01:31.024 - No! - .' Up on the housetop .' 00:01:31.058 --> 00:01:33.299 - .' Click, click, click... .' 00:01:33.327 --> 00:01:35.967 ♪ Down through the chimney with good Saint Nick... ♪ 00:02:10.097 --> 00:02:13.271 ♪ Ho, ho, ho, who wouldn't go? ♪ 00:02:13.300 --> 00:02:16.907 ♪ Ho, ho, ho, who wouldn't go? ♪ 00:02:16.937 --> 00:02:19.781 ♪ Up on the housetop, click, click, click ♪ 00:02:19.806 --> 00:02:23.583 ♪ Down through the chimney with good Saint Nick ♪ 00:02:29.249 --> 00:02:31.286 Down here! 00:02:32.853 --> 00:02:35.493 I'm down here! 00:02:35.522 --> 00:02:38.002 Hey! 00:02:38.025 --> 00:02:40.335 -- The basement. 00:02:42.295 --> 00:02:45.037 Hello. Hey. Hey. I'm down here. 00:02:54.474 --> 00:02:56.420 Just let me go, okay? 00:02:58.345 --> 00:03:00.086 Please? 00:03:00.113 --> 00:03:02.457 'Cause I-- I didn't know she was married. 00:03:08.255 --> 00:03:10.257 What are you-- what-- what are you doing? 00:03:10.290 --> 00:03:13.737 Just look, it's-- it's a fucking misunderstanding. 00:03:13.760 --> 00:03:15.967 I didn't-- I'm sorry, okay? 00:03:15.996 --> 00:03:19.671 She was begging for it. What the fuck did you--? 00:03:19.700 --> 00:03:22.738 I didn't read that-- 'cause you're her husband. 00:03:22.769 --> 00:03:26.148 I-- fuck, I didn't-- okay, just- 00:03:26.173 --> 00:03:28.779 how the fuck am I supposed to know that she was married? 00:03:28.809 --> 00:03:31.187 'Cause she wasn't even wearing a fucking wedding ring, okay? 00:03:31.211 --> 00:03:34.317 I swear to God, I'm never- I'm never gonna touch her again. 00:03:34.347 --> 00:03:36.588 I'm gonna get the fuck out of here, okay? 00:03:36.616 --> 00:03:39.028 Just... 00:03:44.191 --> 00:03:46.694 You're-- you're not her husband. 00:03:46.727 --> 00:03:48.707 You're- 00:03:48.729 --> 00:03:50.675 you're just a sick fuck. 00:03:55.702 --> 00:03:59.047 Say something! 00:05:29.329 --> 00:05:32.139 Hel-- Hello. 00:05:32.165 --> 00:05:34.771 - Up and at 'em, Deputy. - Sheriff? 00:05:34.801 --> 00:05:38.647 Mm, I need you at the station at 1500 hours. 00:05:38.672 --> 00:05:41.551 Wait. why? 00:05:41.575 --> 00:05:43.953 Deputy Jordan's got my shift. 00:05:43.977 --> 00:05:45.979 Jordan's MIA. 00:05:47.380 --> 00:05:49.917 Wait, what? 00:05:49.950 --> 00:05:51.952 No one's seen him since Thursday. 00:05:51.985 --> 00:05:54.898 Apparently he's gonzo, out of here, 00:05:54.921 --> 00:05:57.527 got a whiff of something he couldn't pass up. 00:05:57.557 --> 00:05:58.763 Meow! 00:05:58.792 --> 00:06:01.671 Sir, I can't work tonight. It's Christmas Eve. 00:06:01.695 --> 00:06:03.538 It's Christmas Eve for all of us, 00:06:03.563 --> 00:06:07.272 the season of giving, so get off your sorry ass. 00:06:07.300 --> 00:06:09.541 Town hall's expecting a record number of Santas. 00:06:09.569 --> 00:06:11.549 It's gonna be a real clusterfuck. 00:06:11.571 --> 00:06:14.575 With all due respect, sir, 00:06:14.608 --> 00:06:17.179 today is a really tough day for me. 00:06:17.210 --> 00:06:19.520 It's my first Christmas without John. 00:06:19.546 --> 00:06:23.187 Okay, well, I'll look forward to seeing you. 00:06:55.682 --> 00:06:57.684 Hmm. 00:06:57.717 --> 00:07:00.391 A six-sided item, nine letters. 00:07:03.690 --> 00:07:04.862 Hmm. 00:07:09.796 --> 00:07:11.776 I'm home. 00:07:15.702 --> 00:07:18.342 I'm innocent, I swear. I swear. 00:07:18.371 --> 00:07:20.874 Police brutality! 00:07:20.907 --> 00:07:22.750 Help! Help! Help! 00:07:22.776 --> 00:07:25.518 Daddy, I'm sorry I can't be here tonight, but you understand. 00:07:25.545 --> 00:07:27.752 That's okay, darling. You just write 00:07:27.781 --> 00:07:30.091 as many parking tickets as you can for all those other wannabes 00:07:30.116 --> 00:07:31.823 and then look for me up on that throne. 00:07:31.851 --> 00:07:33.990 Oh, well, that would be cheating, wouldn't it, Mother? 00:07:34.020 --> 00:07:36.091 - She's straight as an arrow. 00:07:36.122 --> 00:07:39.069 - I am proud of you, kiddo. - Thank you. 00:07:39.092 --> 00:07:41.698 There's a gift in the mailbox for you, Hank. 00:07:41.728 --> 00:07:43.230 Give it here. 00:07:43.263 --> 00:07:46.107 Hey, Daddy, what's a six-sided item? 00:07:46.132 --> 00:07:47.668 Uh, a cube. 00:07:47.701 --> 00:07:49.203 Mm, nine letters. 00:07:49.235 --> 00:07:50.873 Uh, a hexagon. 00:07:50.904 --> 00:07:52.713 Close. That's seven. 00:07:52.739 --> 00:07:55.379 I'll figure it out eventually. 00:07:55.408 --> 00:07:57.786 Anyways, good luck. 00:07:57.811 --> 00:08:00.155 I'm not gonna need it. This is gonna be my year. 00:08:00.180 --> 00:08:01.784 Of course it is. 00:08:01.815 --> 00:08:04.159 And in the morning, we will open up Christmas presents 00:08:04.184 --> 00:08:08.633 and we will have leftovers and we'll spend the whole day together, okay? 00:08:08.655 --> 00:08:10.726 - You be careful out there, hon. - Of course. 00:08:10.757 --> 00:08:13.135 - You promise? - Of course, Mother. 00:08:13.159 --> 00:08:16.732 And watch out for those drunken Santas with the wandering hands, eh? 00:08:16.763 --> 00:08:19.471 And no letting them off with just a smile 00:08:19.499 --> 00:08:21.843 and a slap on the wrist, not my girl. 00:08:21.868 --> 00:08:24.041 I won't let you down, Dad. 00:08:30.410 --> 00:08:34.358 ♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪ 00:08:34.381 --> 00:08:38.227 ♪ Fa la la la la la la la la ♪ 00:08:38.251 --> 00:08:41.994 ♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly ♪ 00:08:42.022 --> 00:08:46.300 - .' Fa la la la la la la la la .' 00:08:46.326 --> 00:08:50.138 ♪ Don we now our gay apparel ♪ 00:08:50.163 --> 00:08:53.906 ♪ Fa la la la la la la la la ♪ 00:08:53.933 --> 00:08:58.507 ♪ Sing the joyous Yuletide carol ♪ 00:08:58.538 --> 00:09:00.882 ♪ Fa la la la la la la la la... ♪ 00:09:00.907 --> 00:09:03.285 - Nice job, Mr. Mayor. - Huh? Pardon me? 00:09:03.309 --> 00:09:06.950 - The lights-- quite a display. - Pain in the ass. 00:09:06.980 --> 00:09:09.551 But we're entertaining tonight, and Mrs. Mayor has her standards. 00:09:09.582 --> 00:09:11.584 So you're not judging the Santa contest then? 00:09:11.618 --> 00:09:13.120 No, no, no. It's an election year. 00:09:13.153 --> 00:09:16.760 If I choose a Santa, I earn one vote and lose the other 499. 00:09:22.128 --> 00:09:24.472 - Merry Christmas, Tiffany. - Hey. 00:09:24.497 --> 00:09:27.637 Tiffany, please go put on something more respectable. 00:09:27.667 --> 00:09:30.409 Respectable? What would you know about respectable? 00:09:30.437 --> 00:09:33.008 I have important people coming over tonight. 00:09:33.039 --> 00:09:35.781 You might think it's cool for you and your important people 00:09:35.809 --> 00:09:37.755 to route a road through protected land. 00:09:37.777 --> 00:09:39.256 I don't. 00:09:39.279 --> 00:09:42.556 This town will die if we don't put another road in. 00:09:42.582 --> 00:09:44.584 It's already dead. 00:09:50.690 --> 00:09:52.328 All right, see you at the Santa parade. 00:09:52.358 --> 00:09:54.360 Yeah. You take care. 00:09:56.696 --> 00:09:59.973 ♪ Up on the housetop, reindeer pause ♪ 00:09:59.999 --> 00:10:03.242 ♪ Out jumps good ol' Santa Claus ♪ 00:10:03.269 --> 00:10:07.081 ♪ Down through the chimney with lots of toys... ♪ 00:10:07.107 --> 00:10:10.145 What are you doing, honey? Those are Mommy's heart pills. 00:10:10.176 --> 00:10:12.782 - I need those. - You need to take me to the mall. 00:10:12.812 --> 00:10:16.259 But I thought we'd go to church tonight. 00:10:16.282 --> 00:10:18.489 Fuck church. I want my new LV today. 00:10:18.518 --> 00:10:20.930 Why don't you wait until tomorrow and see what Santa brings you? 00:10:20.954 --> 00:10:24.026 Do I look like I believe in Santa Claus? 00:10:24.057 --> 00:10:26.128 Go get your purse and meet me in the car. 00:10:39.139 --> 00:10:42.348 Great. Salvation fucking Army. 00:10:47.480 --> 00:10:49.482 Got something for me? 00:10:56.890 --> 00:10:59.461 -- I didn't ask for that. 00:12:38.658 --> 00:12:40.831 Reverend Madeley. 00:12:40.860 --> 00:12:44.034 Do you remember the old days? 00:12:44.063 --> 00:12:46.566 Full house every Christmas Eve, 00:12:46.599 --> 00:12:49.512 Easter too. 00:12:49.535 --> 00:12:51.981 Nothing's the same anymore, 00:12:52.005 --> 00:12:53.643 not even the snow. 00:12:53.673 --> 00:12:57.416 Well, we've all lost a lot this year. 00:12:59.012 --> 00:13:01.515 John was important to the community. 00:13:03.349 --> 00:13:05.351 It's always hard 00:13:05.385 --> 00:13:07.831 when a loved one leaves you, 00:13:07.854 --> 00:13:10.767 no matter what the circumstances, 00:13:10.790 --> 00:13:13.703 but I want you to remember 00:13:13.726 --> 00:13:17.037 Jesus loves you, Aubrey. 00:13:18.631 --> 00:13:21.407 He's always here for you. 00:13:23.202 --> 00:13:25.705 And so am I. 00:13:27.073 --> 00:13:30.316 If there's anything 00:13:30.343 --> 00:13:35.122 I can do to ease your pain, 00:13:35.148 --> 00:13:38.459 anything at all... 00:13:47.093 --> 00:13:49.573 I'm going to be late. 00:14:14.954 --> 00:14:16.831 You want me to pour you a coffee? 00:14:16.856 --> 00:14:19.735 No, it's okay. I got it. 00:14:19.759 --> 00:14:22.262 - What are you reading? - A survey. 00:14:22.295 --> 00:14:25.037 It says that Christmas makes people crazy. 00:14:25.064 --> 00:14:26.634 They think it's the short days. 00:14:26.666 --> 00:14:29.840 Or maybe it's "Jingle Bells" 100 times before breakfast. 00:14:33.973 --> 00:14:36.453 - Where is everyone anyway? - Sheriff's out, 00:14:36.476 --> 00:14:39.355 scouting the parade route for suspicious packages. 00:14:39.379 --> 00:14:40.881 And where is Giles? 00:14:40.913 --> 00:14:42.688 Late, as always. 00:14:42.715 --> 00:14:45.889 So you hear about Jordan disappearing? He flew the coop. 00:14:45.918 --> 00:14:47.659 Yes, that is why I'm here today. 00:14:47.687 --> 00:14:49.462 I mean, he couldn't have waited until after Christmas? 00:14:49.489 --> 00:14:51.162 Rumor is there's a girl. 00:14:51.190 --> 00:14:54.569 They're eloping to Milwaukee. 00:14:54.594 --> 00:14:56.403 Okay. 00:14:56.429 --> 00:14:58.431 Of course they are. 00:15:04.570 --> 00:15:08.848 Can you think of a nine-letter word for a six-sided item? 00:15:08.875 --> 00:15:10.479 For my crossword? 00:15:10.510 --> 00:15:11.887 Ooh, I'll Google it. 00:15:11.911 --> 00:15:14.858 What? No. The whole point is to figure it out yourself. 00:15:14.881 --> 00:15:17.760 So why are you asking me? 00:15:23.222 --> 00:15:25.725 It is just so nice of you to show up, Giles. 00:15:25.758 --> 00:15:28.534 Don't tell me-- I missed a bank heist and an alien invasion. 00:15:28.561 --> 00:15:32.202 If I can manage to put on my makeup, blow-dry my hair and get here on time... 00:15:32.231 --> 00:15:35.940 The truth is, I had to stop at the store 00:15:35.968 --> 00:15:38.676 and get something for you ladies. 00:15:38.704 --> 00:15:40.615 Christmas presents from you? Really? 00:15:40.640 --> 00:15:43.052 Don't rush me. Form a line. 00:15:43.075 --> 00:15:45.555 Oh, after you've been kissing the sheriff's asshole, you're gonna- 00:15:45.578 --> 00:15:47.182 Oh, God. 00:15:47.213 --> 00:15:48.385 No, thank you. 00:15:50.783 --> 00:15:53.559 Sheriff's Department. Yes. 00:15:53.586 --> 00:15:56.533 Ma'am, which Santa Claus? Ma'am? 00:15:56.556 --> 00:15:59.298 I see. We'll send someone right over. 00:16:00.927 --> 00:16:02.838 You know that traveling Santa, the one in the square? 00:16:02.862 --> 00:16:05.536 - Yeah. What's up? - Well, seems he's been making kids cry. 00:16:05.565 --> 00:16:08.273 - What? How? - Maybe he got a boner. 00:16:08.301 --> 00:16:09.336 Ugh. 00:16:09.368 --> 00:16:12.212 Kids are squirming in his lap all day. 00:16:12.238 --> 00:16:14.081 It's bound to happen sooner or later. 00:16:14.106 --> 00:16:17.644 Has anyone ever done a background check on you, seriously? 00:16:17.677 --> 00:16:19.384 I'll just take this one on my own. 00:16:21.547 --> 00:16:23.982 What did I say? 00:16:38.063 --> 00:16:40.373 - Hey. - Hello. 00:16:43.836 --> 00:16:45.372 - Hi there. - How are you? 00:16:45.404 --> 00:16:47.077 Fine, thank you. 00:16:49.075 --> 00:16:52.056 - Ho, ho, ho, Aubrey, Merry Christmas. - Hi, Merry Christmas. 00:16:54.180 --> 00:16:55.818 Hi. 00:16:59.519 --> 00:17:02.966 Looks great. Good job. 00:17:06.759 --> 00:17:09.899 Happy holidays. Merry Christmas. 00:17:17.570 --> 00:17:19.516 So what's your name, partner? 00:17:19.539 --> 00:17:22.349 - It's Timmy. - Timmy. 00:17:22.375 --> 00:17:24.321 Well, to be honest, Timmy, 00:17:24.343 --> 00:17:27.552 I don't think you deserve anything this year. 00:17:27.580 --> 00:17:30.060 I'm joking. 00:17:30.082 --> 00:17:33.188 You're gonna get everything on your Christmas list, 00:17:33.219 --> 00:17:35.597 but if the presents aren't under the tree tomorrow, 00:17:35.621 --> 00:17:38.465 you know what happened, right? Hmm? 00:17:38.491 --> 00:17:41.529 Well, see, your parents took 'em and they put 'em on eBay. 00:17:43.229 --> 00:17:46.301 That's right. Never trust your parents. 00:17:46.332 --> 00:17:48.539 And that's all I'm gonna say on the matter, 00:17:48.568 --> 00:17:50.514 lest I get in trouble with the police. 00:17:50.536 --> 00:17:52.777 See, they send people to check on me 00:17:52.805 --> 00:17:55.786 to make sure I'm not telling kids the truth about their parents. 00:17:55.808 --> 00:17:58.152 So don't go snitching on me. 00:17:58.177 --> 00:18:00.179 Santa'-s little secret, right? Shake. 00:18:00.212 --> 00:18:02.488 All right, superstar. Now scoot. 00:18:02.515 --> 00:18:05.291 Santa sucks. 00:18:06.953 --> 00:18:09.729 Ho, ho, ho! What can I do for you? 00:18:09.755 --> 00:18:12.861 - I'm Deputy Bradimore. - I'm Santa-- Santa Claus. 00:18:12.892 --> 00:18:14.599 Do you go by any other names? 00:18:14.627 --> 00:18:16.698 Yeah, sure. At Easter, I'm the Easter Bunny. 00:18:16.729 --> 00:18:19.733 On Halloween, I'm Halloweener-- an Irish-Jewish ghost. 00:18:19.765 --> 00:18:21.676 Days between, I'm Jim Epstein. 00:18:21.701 --> 00:18:23.374 And can I call you Jim Epstein? 00:18:23.402 --> 00:18:25.211 Well, you could if you wanted to ruin the childhoods 00:18:25.237 --> 00:18:27.911 of all those cute little brats waiting in line, looking for reassurance 00:18:27.940 --> 00:18:30.546 that they're gonna have lots and lots of toys under the tree come tomorrow. 00:18:30.576 --> 00:18:32.613 Oh, a cynical Santa-- cute. 00:18:32.645 --> 00:18:35.524 Ooh, you're good. I'm gonna have to keep an eye on you. 00:18:35.548 --> 00:18:37.323 You're not from around here, are you? 00:18:37.350 --> 00:18:39.990 No, I'm from up north, a small town-- North Pole actually. 00:18:41.053 --> 00:18:42.862 And Colorado. 00:18:42.888 --> 00:18:45.425 - You move around a lot? - What the hell is this? 00:18:45.458 --> 00:18:47.267 Why the inquisition? I have a permit. 00:18:47.293 --> 00:18:48.795 Can I see it? 00:18:48.828 --> 00:18:51.434 Well, it happens to be in my journal, 00:18:51.464 --> 00:18:54.468 because I'm a bit of a passionate scrapbooker. 00:19:01.073 --> 00:19:03.280 Mind if I take a look? 00:19:03.309 --> 00:19:04.754 Knock yourself out. 00:19:04.777 --> 00:19:07.951 For 10 bucks you can sit on my lap too. 00:19:07.980 --> 00:19:10.551 And we'll talk about the first thing that pops up. 00:19:10.583 --> 00:19:12.585 So what's the big issue? 00:19:12.618 --> 00:19:16.327 We've been getting some complaints about your behavior towards children. 00:19:16.355 --> 00:19:18.767 Well, if you're talking about that whiny little brat back there, 00:19:18.791 --> 00:19:20.737 I stand by what I said. 00:19:20.760 --> 00:19:23.240 I speak the truth. 00:19:23.262 --> 00:19:25.765 So what do you want Santa to bring you, huh? 00:19:25.798 --> 00:19:29.575 A pony? How about a big fucking box of reality? 00:19:29.602 --> 00:19:32.105 - How about you tone the fuck down? - Oh, yeah? Or what? 00:19:32.138 --> 00:19:35.608 You can't revoke my permit. It was issued by town hall. 00:19:35.641 --> 00:19:38.053 It's conditional upon your adherence to public decency. 00:19:38.077 --> 00:19:40.250 Ooh, now I'm scared. 00:19:40.279 --> 00:19:42.885 The big cop lady knows the letter of the law. 00:19:42.915 --> 00:19:45.259 So how come you're not at home tonight, 00:19:45.284 --> 00:19:47.628 by the fire with your hubby, baking cookies? 00:19:49.055 --> 00:19:51.057 What did you just say? 00:19:51.090 --> 00:19:52.933 - Base, patrol one. 00:19:52.958 --> 00:19:54.995 Deputy Bradimore, come in. 00:20:00.366 --> 00:20:01.640 Patrol one, over. 00:20:01.667 --> 00:20:04.238 Uh, we got a call from some carolers 00:20:04.270 --> 00:20:07.274 about a bad smell coming from that abandoned house on Watson. 00:20:07.306 --> 00:20:09.684 It's probably a gas leak or a dead raccoon. 00:20:09.709 --> 00:20:11.689 You have to send Giles. I'm with Santa. 00:20:11.711 --> 00:20:13.816 Giles is busy. 00:20:13.846 --> 00:20:16.452 Doing what? Changing his maxi pad? 00:20:16.482 --> 00:20:19.861 A missing persons' report for Alana Roach. Her husband is here. 00:20:19.885 --> 00:20:21.626 Something happen to her? 00:20:21.654 --> 00:20:24.328 Mm, I think she left him for Deputy Jordan. 00:20:24.356 --> 00:20:26.666 - Where did you get that from? - Gossip. 00:20:26.692 --> 00:20:28.035 From who? 00:20:28.060 --> 00:20:30.540 Seriously, I never reveal my sources. 00:20:40.106 --> 00:20:42.518 Brought you a newspaper. 00:20:42.541 --> 00:20:44.578 Couldn't finish the sudoku. 00:20:47.379 --> 00:20:50.053 Mom and Dad missed the flight, 00:20:50.082 --> 00:20:52.688 so it's just me. 00:20:52.718 --> 00:20:55.096 I guess it kind of sucks 00:20:55.121 --> 00:20:56.657 being in here alone on Christmas Eve, huh? 00:20:56.689 --> 00:20:58.965 Hell, you don't even know what day it is. 00:21:09.168 --> 00:21:11.409 Anyway. 00:21:11.437 --> 00:21:13.815 I gotta go see Tiffany. 00:21:15.574 --> 00:21:17.952 You remember my groupie Tiffany, right? 00:21:17.977 --> 00:21:20.480 I'm boning her pretty regular now. 00:21:20.513 --> 00:21:23.653 -- You'd better watch out, boy. 00:21:25.251 --> 00:21:30.132 Christmas Eve is the scariest damn night of the year. 00:21:30.156 --> 00:21:32.158 Gramps, holy shit. 00:21:32.191 --> 00:21:34.535 You're awake. Let me go get someone. 00:21:34.560 --> 00:21:38.906 You see Santa Claus tonight, boy, you'd better run. 00:21:38.931 --> 00:21:41.411 Run for your life. 00:21:49.575 --> 00:21:51.680 My grandfather-- he's awake. 00:21:54.079 --> 00:21:57.424 - Mr. McKenzie? - I swear. He just said something. 00:21:57.449 --> 00:22:01.488 Mm. Mr. McKenzie, it's time for your bath. 00:22:01.520 --> 00:22:04.990 He's catatonic. He hasn't said anything in over a year. 00:22:07.393 --> 00:22:09.771 Do you want to help? 00:22:09.795 --> 00:22:12.173 I'm running kind of late. 00:22:38.023 --> 00:22:40.025 Ugh. 00:23:09.989 --> 00:23:11.991 It's disgusting. 00:23:22.768 --> 00:23:24.770 Jesus. 00:24:24.997 --> 00:24:27.409 -- Patrol one, over. 00:24:27.433 --> 00:24:29.435 Base. What's the problem? 00:24:29.468 --> 00:24:32.574 It's Deputy Jordan. He's-- he's dead. 00:24:32.604 --> 00:24:34.345 Are you sure? 00:24:34.373 --> 00:24:36.046 I'm pretty damn sure. 00:24:36.075 --> 00:24:38.612 He's wrapped in exploded Christmas lights. 00:24:38.644 --> 00:24:41.750 Oh my God. What do you mean? Like electrocuted? 00:24:41.780 --> 00:24:43.157 Oh, shit. 00:24:43.182 --> 00:24:46.220 You said Alana Roach was with him, right? I need to go search the house. 00:24:46.251 --> 00:24:48.629 That does not sound like a good idea. 00:24:49.888 --> 00:24:54.064 Wait for backup. Whoever did it could still be there. I'll send Sheriff. 00:25:04.837 --> 00:25:07.044 Ah, shit. 00:27:06.225 --> 00:27:09.331 Bradimore, whoa, whoa. Jesus, stand down. 00:27:14.266 --> 00:27:15.768 Jesus. 00:27:17.736 --> 00:27:19.647 Do you want to go home? 00:27:19.671 --> 00:27:20.945 No. 00:27:20.973 --> 00:27:22.247 You're shaking. 00:27:22.274 --> 00:27:25.687 Shivering. It's cold. 00:27:25.711 --> 00:27:28.021 You should have waited for me to come. 00:27:28.046 --> 00:27:29.889 I had to make sure that she was okay. 00:27:29.915 --> 00:27:32.555 Look, I'm gonna say this for your own good. 00:27:32.584 --> 00:27:36.031 You're not equipped to handle this kind of situation. 00:27:36.054 --> 00:27:38.694 I mean, we both know that. 00:27:42.294 --> 00:27:44.638 So don't go playing the hero. 00:27:44.663 --> 00:27:46.700 That's my job. 00:27:46.732 --> 00:27:48.541 Oh, Jesus. 00:27:48.567 --> 00:27:51.446 What a bloody mess. 00:27:57.075 --> 00:27:59.453 Whew. 00:27:59.478 --> 00:28:02.391 Whoa, a big fella. 00:28:04.983 --> 00:28:08.829 See, I guess that's what happens when you try to start a new life. 00:28:08.854 --> 00:28:10.856 I told him she was bad news. 00:28:10.889 --> 00:28:13.836 I mean, fuck, she was screwing half the bloody town. 00:28:13.859 --> 00:28:15.566 Where's the husband now? 00:28:15.594 --> 00:28:18.803 Oh, waiting for the bars to open so he can get drunk. 00:28:18.830 --> 00:28:21.936 - Should we go talk to him? - Huh? No, Giles already did. 00:28:21.967 --> 00:28:25.312 He was at the auto shop all day. The boss confirms it. 00:28:25.337 --> 00:28:28.341 No, he didn't do this. 00:28:28.373 --> 00:28:30.375 Well, then who did? 00:28:31.376 --> 00:28:34.789 That level of brutality-- it has to be personal, okay? 00:28:34.813 --> 00:28:37.419 A stranger just doesn't make any sense. 00:28:37.449 --> 00:28:39.622 Murder seldom does. 00:28:43.555 --> 00:28:45.557 All right, see what you can get off those footprints. 00:28:45.591 --> 00:28:47.662 I'm gonna set up our own command HQ. 00:28:47.693 --> 00:28:49.639 Whoa, whoa, whoa. You realize with Calumet Road closed, 00:28:49.661 --> 00:28:51.163 that we're just completely on our own? 00:28:51.196 --> 00:28:55.303 Good. No state troopers, no FBI, Miami." 00:28:55.334 --> 00:28:58.042 This is payback time for those parking violations 00:28:58.070 --> 00:29:00.983 and stray cats up trees. And I'll tell you another thing: 00:29:01.006 --> 00:29:04.476 This sick fuck is gonna wish he never set foot in my town. 00:29:07.512 --> 00:29:07.778 Yeah, that's it, that's it. Work it, work it. 00:29:07.779 --> 00:29:09.816 Yeah, that's it, that's it. Work it, work it. 00:29:09.848 --> 00:29:12.260 Oh, yeah, lean back. 00:29:12.284 --> 00:29:14.764 Oh, that's awesome. You look amazing. 00:29:14.786 --> 00:29:16.356 Work it, work it. 00:29:16.388 --> 00:29:19.426 Oh, that's it, that's it. Okay. Oh, that's nice, that's nice. 00:29:19.458 --> 00:29:21.301 Oh, baby, you're beautiful. Stretch your neck out. 00:29:21.326 --> 00:29:23.829 Stretch your neck out. That's it. Ow! 00:29:23.862 --> 00:29:26.172 Looking like an angel today. 00:29:27.532 --> 00:29:30.069 Frank is very very-- feeling it, baby. 00:29:30.102 --> 00:29:33.413 - God, Frank. - That's right. 00:29:40.379 --> 00:29:43.383 So your website can only be seen in Europe? 00:29:43.415 --> 00:29:45.190 In Europe and Asia. 00:29:45.217 --> 00:29:46.787 Awesome. 00:29:47.919 --> 00:29:51.366 Oh, your present's over there, white envelope. 00:29:51.390 --> 00:29:53.267 Girl, you rocked it. 00:29:57.296 --> 00:30:00.402 - Merry Christmas. - Yeah, have a great one, babe. 00:30:01.600 --> 00:30:04.581 - Mwah. Whoo! - Later, honey. 00:30:21.820 --> 00:30:22.992 Creep. 00:30:27.292 --> 00:30:29.738 Maria, baby! 00:30:29.761 --> 00:30:31.741 - Ooh, ooh, that's good, the tits. - You want it off? 00:30:31.763 --> 00:30:34.505 - Work the tits. Yeah, perfect. - Yeah, I'll take it off. 00:30:34.533 --> 00:30:36.103 Work the tits. Work the tits. Work the tits. 00:30:36.134 --> 00:30:38.375 Oh, God. Yeah, that's it. 00:30:38.403 --> 00:30:41.577 That's it. Oh, man. You're looking great. That's good. 00:30:45.477 --> 00:30:47.423 Tiffany must have forgotten something. 00:30:47.446 --> 00:30:50.757 Or maybe the Snowman's back. We're running low. 00:30:51.883 --> 00:30:54.124 -- Goldie, get the door. 00:30:54.152 --> 00:30:56.325 Okay, okay. 00:31:02.361 --> 00:31:03.806 Hey. 00:31:06.765 --> 00:31:09.109 What's this? 00:31:17.476 --> 00:31:20.821 God, that's amazing. Look at that. That's unbelievable. 00:31:20.846 --> 00:31:22.450 You're looking perfect. 00:31:32.624 --> 00:31:34.103 Frank? 00:31:34.126 --> 00:31:36.265 Yeah, that's it. What? 00:31:38.330 --> 00:31:40.537 Frank, run! 00:32:11.663 --> 00:32:13.006 No. 00:32:50.101 --> 00:32:52.604 Frank? 00:35:14.980 --> 00:35:18.484 Help me. Help me! 00:35:18.516 --> 00:35:20.723 No! 00:35:22.520 --> 00:35:25.364 Bastard! No. Please. 00:35:25.390 --> 00:35:27.893 NO! NO! 00:35:27.926 --> 00:35:30.270 Somebody help me, please! 00:35:30.295 --> 00:35:32.241 Anybody! 00:35:33.231 --> 00:35:36.110 No, no. No! 00:35:36.134 --> 00:35:37.704 Help me! 00:35:37.736 --> 00:35:39.841 No, no. 00:35:39.871 --> 00:35:42.078 NO! NO! 00:35:42.107 --> 00:35:44.383 No! 00:35:59.557 --> 00:36:03.403 Please! 00:36:23.448 --> 00:36:25.894 Well, the prints came from a Cumberland work boot, size 13, 00:36:25.917 --> 00:36:27.191 so it's definitely not Jordan. 00:36:27.218 --> 00:36:29.220 They didn't deserve what just happened. 00:36:29.254 --> 00:36:32.292 - Well, somebody thought differently. - What do you mean? 00:36:32.323 --> 00:36:34.428 What I mean is that this wasn't like a random, 00:36:34.459 --> 00:36:37.599 spontaneous act of violence. Whoever did this had a plan. 00:36:37.629 --> 00:36:39.768 And whoever had a plan had a reason. 00:36:39.798 --> 00:36:42.472 Well, who do you think could have done this? 00:36:42.500 --> 00:36:45.106 Do you remember that article that you were reading to me 00:36:45.136 --> 00:36:47.946 about Christmas making people crazy? 00:36:47.972 --> 00:36:50.350 Holiday murders- Google that. 00:36:51.910 --> 00:36:55.050 Sheriff's Department. 00:36:55.080 --> 00:36:57.458 It's Crazy Betty. She sounds a little crazy, 00:36:57.482 --> 00:36:59.826 something about blood. 00:36:59.851 --> 00:37:01.728 Yeah, a Bloody Mary, most likely. 00:37:01.753 --> 00:37:03.664 -- She's been drinking, guaranteed. 00:37:03.688 --> 00:37:05.690 Sheriff's Department. 00:37:07.158 --> 00:37:08.330 Crazy Betty again? 00:37:08.359 --> 00:37:12.273 No, a Mrs. Morwood over on Euclid. 00:37:12.297 --> 00:37:14.299 I'll go check it out. 00:37:14.332 --> 00:37:16.778 Wait, no. 00:37:16.801 --> 00:37:19.543 I'll go to the Morwoods'. I know the family. 00:37:19.571 --> 00:37:22.950 Bradimore, you head down to the motel. Giles, you meet her there. 00:37:22.974 --> 00:37:25.318 - Yes, ma'am. Right away. - I really don't feel well enough 00:37:25.343 --> 00:37:27.186 to be fighting crime. 00:37:27.212 --> 00:37:29.317 I'm probably best served just holding the fort. 00:37:29.347 --> 00:37:33.762 No, you are best served protecting the good citizens of Cryer 00:37:33.785 --> 00:37:36.163 instead of your own sorry ass. 00:37:36.187 --> 00:37:38.463 So man up. 00:38:19.430 --> 00:38:22.604 What happened here? 00:38:24.235 --> 00:38:26.579 - She's dead. - No. 00:38:26.604 --> 00:38:29.210 He skewered her like a little pig. 00:38:29.240 --> 00:38:31.846 What? 00:38:31.876 --> 00:38:33.378 Did you see him? 00:38:37.916 --> 00:38:40.260 I'm really sorry. 00:38:40.285 --> 00:38:42.287 I promise you 00:38:42.320 --> 00:38:44.197 that we'll catch this maniac 00:38:44.222 --> 00:38:46.259 and he will pay for what he did. 00:38:46.291 --> 00:38:49.295 - It's all my fault, Sheriff. - No. 00:38:49.327 --> 00:38:52.001 - She was driving me crazy. - It's all right. 00:38:52.030 --> 00:38:54.271 All I wanted for Christmas was some relief, 00:38:54.299 --> 00:38:57.075 but I was talking about boarding school. 00:38:57.101 --> 00:38:59.775 I didn't mean this. I didn't want this. 00:38:59.804 --> 00:39:01.806 It's all right. It's okay. 00:39:01.840 --> 00:39:04.320 I deserve to go to jail. 00:39:04.342 --> 00:39:05.514 No, no, no. 00:39:05.543 --> 00:39:08.387 - Take me in. - Stay there. 00:39:08.413 --> 00:39:11.121 Wait. Don't go in there. 00:39:13.117 --> 00:39:15.563 Once you see it, you can't unsee it. 00:39:28.366 --> 00:39:31.176 -- Bradimore, Giles, come in. 00:39:31.202 --> 00:39:34.376 We have another homicide on Euclid. 00:39:34.405 --> 00:39:37.079 A 14-year-old girl appears to be speared. 00:39:37.108 --> 00:39:38.951 What do you see? 00:39:38.977 --> 00:39:41.651 Two dead here, sir. There's a woman, Goldie Willis, 00:39:41.679 --> 00:39:45.627 and a Frank Forrester. He runs a website, soft porn. 00:39:45.650 --> 00:39:50.156 Porn, drugs- when did this town become so sleazy? 00:39:50.188 --> 00:39:51.690 Ever since the mill closed. 00:39:51.723 --> 00:39:53.498 They do what they gotta do to survive. 00:39:55.093 --> 00:39:57.767 Oh, yeah? You call this survival? 00:39:57.795 --> 00:39:59.968 And, sir, we found prints- work boots. 00:39:59.998 --> 00:40:02.171 - They're huge. - Looks like the same perp. 00:40:02.200 --> 00:40:04.942 The woman-- Goldie Willis-- she was the first one to die. 00:40:04.969 --> 00:40:07.916 There was no sign of forced entry. Whoever did this-- 00:40:07.939 --> 00:40:10.112 she must have known him. I mean, she opened the door. 00:40:10.141 --> 00:40:13.520 The last call that Frank made was to a Mr. Snow. 00:40:13.544 --> 00:40:15.888 That doesn't ring a bell. 00:40:15.914 --> 00:40:18.053 I know a Mr. Cloud, but he's Indian. 00:40:19.517 --> 00:40:21.997 Native American. 00:40:22.020 --> 00:40:24.796 All right, son, listen. I want you to lock up the crime scene. 00:40:24.822 --> 00:40:28.292 Oh, and check out that rat-infested motel. 00:40:28.326 --> 00:40:31.466 Somebody may have heard or seen something. 00:40:31.496 --> 00:40:34.170 Sir, there's a video camera. 00:40:34.198 --> 00:40:37.475 Well, bring the damn thing in. Maybe we'll get lucky. 00:40:43.775 --> 00:40:47.052 .' Holy infant .' 00:40:47.078 --> 00:40:51.857 ♪ So tender and mild ♪ 00:40:51.883 --> 00:40:53.726 .' Sleep .' 00:40:53.751 --> 00:40:57.358 ♪ In heavenly peace... ♪ 00:40:57.388 --> 00:40:59.766 Merry Christmas, brother. 00:40:59.791 --> 00:41:02.271 ♪ Sleep... ♪ 00:41:02.293 --> 00:41:05.866 .' In heavenly .' 00:41:05.897 --> 00:41:08.275 ♪ Peace. ♪ 00:41:20.478 --> 00:41:23.049 Girls, I'd like to thank you 00:41:23.081 --> 00:41:27.552 for bringing some true Christmas cheer to the town. 00:41:27.585 --> 00:41:31.032 If I could just get one shot for the parish newsletter? 00:41:41.799 --> 00:41:44.746 Oh, you can do better than that. 00:41:44.769 --> 00:41:46.749 Okay. 00:41:50.575 --> 00:41:53.886 Uh, one more for luck. 00:41:56.014 --> 00:41:58.085 That's right. 00:41:58.116 --> 00:42:01.928 Spread some joy to the world. 00:42:04.422 --> 00:42:06.493 Thank you. 00:42:13.931 --> 00:42:16.377 Hi, Dennis. 00:42:25.009 --> 00:42:27.114 Shouldn't we call in some help? 00:42:27.145 --> 00:42:28.886 It's Christmas Eve. 00:42:28.913 --> 00:42:31.120 And assuming they could give a damn, 00:42:31.149 --> 00:42:33.060 it would be midnight before anyone showed up. 00:42:33.084 --> 00:42:36.293 No, we're just gonna have to take this maniac down ourselves. 00:42:36.320 --> 00:42:39.233 And that is where our training kicks in. 00:42:45.530 --> 00:42:47.373 Hmm. 00:42:47.398 --> 00:42:49.400 Who is that? 00:42:50.668 --> 00:42:53.080 Yeah. Later. 00:42:53.104 --> 00:42:55.482 - Maybe we should fast-forward it. - Hmm? What? 00:42:55.506 --> 00:42:57.713 - Fast-forward. - Oh. 00:42:57.742 --> 00:43:01.713 I'm just-- I'm just making a mental note to call the mayor. 00:43:01.746 --> 00:43:04.158 - About the killings? - No, about his daughter. 00:43:04.182 --> 00:43:07.652 You know, just don't want to scare people unnecessarily. 00:43:07.685 --> 00:43:10.723 But he's gonna find out sooner or later. I mean, people are gonna be talking. 00:43:10.755 --> 00:43:13.065 He'll find out when I find the killer. 00:43:13.091 --> 00:43:16.732 Never present to your superiors a problem. 00:43:16.761 --> 00:43:20.334 Always present the solution. 00:43:20.364 --> 00:43:22.776 Right, here you go. 00:43:32.844 --> 00:43:35.450 Frank. 00:43:45.356 --> 00:43:47.358 -- Oh. 00:43:47.391 --> 00:43:49.871 God, you scared me to death. 00:43:55.333 --> 00:43:58.974 - Giles. - I'm on my way in. 00:43:59.003 --> 00:44:01.916 Listen, we've got a lead on our killer from the motel. 00:44:01.939 --> 00:44:03.646 Yeah, he's wearing a Santa'-s suit and a mask. 00:44:03.674 --> 00:44:07.520 Well, that narrows it down, man. The town square is like Santa central. 00:44:07.545 --> 00:44:10.287 Listen, this one's big, all right? Size 13 boots, over 6 feet. Anyone 00:44:10.314 --> 00:44:13.124 matching that description-- you bring him in immediately for questioning. 00:44:13.151 --> 00:44:16.758 That's cute, Aubrey. I'm gonna need some help. 00:44:45.950 --> 00:44:47.952 We're a little crowded tonight. 00:44:49.520 --> 00:44:51.522 There might be some room at the front. 00:44:55.860 --> 00:44:58.136 I prepared a sermon. 00:44:58.162 --> 00:45:01.268 It's just a few words really. 00:45:01.299 --> 00:45:04.678 It's about the ugly side of Christmas, 00:45:04.702 --> 00:45:06.978 how we surround ourselves 00:45:07.004 --> 00:45:09.484 with colored lights and decorations, 00:45:09.507 --> 00:45:12.215 snow globes and gift wrap, 00:45:12.243 --> 00:45:14.245 how we convince ourselves 00:45:14.278 --> 00:45:17.555 that everything is fun and laughter. 00:45:17.582 --> 00:45:19.926 Dig a little deeper, friends. 00:45:19.951 --> 00:45:23.831 Christmas has a dark side too. 00:45:23.854 --> 00:45:26.994 Remember that chilly night in Bethlehem 00:45:27.024 --> 00:45:31.302 when baby Jesus was born into this cold world 00:45:31.329 --> 00:45:34.936 and laid in the filth of a manger, 00:45:34.966 --> 00:45:37.879 when King Herod 00:45:37.902 --> 00:45:40.781 massacred infants? 00:45:42.139 --> 00:45:45.586 Christmas has some bad memories too. 00:45:45.610 --> 00:45:48.921 To truly appreciate the beauty of Christmas, 00:45:48.946 --> 00:45:51.222 you must understand its ugliness. 00:45:51.249 --> 00:45:55.163 Sin is the beating heart of Christmas- 00:45:55.186 --> 00:45:57.325 pain and war. 00:45:57.355 --> 00:45:59.858 Fear and sickness, 00:45:59.890 --> 00:46:02.564 death and famine, 00:46:02.593 --> 00:46:05.233 "American ldol" 00:46:05.263 --> 00:46:09.211 and internet pornography! 00:46:13.104 --> 00:46:15.345 Thomas Guthrie wrote, 00:46:15.373 --> 00:46:18.013 "Who is the murderess 00:46:18.042 --> 00:46:20.579 that takes his life? 00:46:20.611 --> 00:46:22.784 Sin. 00:46:22.813 --> 00:46:25.487 Who is the sorceress that first deceives, 00:46:25.516 --> 00:46:27.689 and then damns his soul? 00:46:27.718 --> 00:46:29.755 Sin. 00:46:29.787 --> 00:46:33.030 Who is it that brings old men grey hair 00:46:33.057 --> 00:46:35.469 with sorrow to the grave? 00:46:35.493 --> 00:46:37.769 Sin!" 00:46:37.795 --> 00:46:39.797 Sin is the reason 00:46:39.830 --> 00:46:42.436 that our Savior 00:46:42.466 --> 00:46:45.709 Jesus Christ 00:46:45.736 --> 00:46:47.875 was born! 00:47:07.024 --> 00:47:09.527 I won't say a word. 00:47:12.563 --> 00:47:14.565 I won't tell a soul. 00:47:15.700 --> 00:47:18.112 Please don't kill me. 00:47:29.046 --> 00:47:31.890 One hour till parade time. 00:47:53.437 --> 00:47:55.417 Who's the big fellow in the corner? 00:47:56.407 --> 00:47:58.978 Stein Karsson, 00:47:59.009 --> 00:48:02.013 used to be a foreman at the mill. 00:48:02.046 --> 00:48:04.617 Hmm. Haven't seen him around before. 00:48:04.648 --> 00:48:07.527 I think he lives up at the motel these days. 00:48:07.551 --> 00:48:09.053 Crazy Betty's? 00:48:09.086 --> 00:48:11.532 No, the Four fucking Seasons. 00:48:11.555 --> 00:48:13.933 Nice. 00:48:18.863 --> 00:48:21.434 - Base. 00:48:21.465 --> 00:48:23.706 Brenda, patch me through to the sheriff, please. 00:48:23.734 --> 00:48:25.304 Um... 00:48:28.472 --> 00:48:31.146 - He's a little tied up. - It will only take a minute. 00:48:43.821 --> 00:48:45.630 This better be good. 00:48:45.656 --> 00:48:50.298 Listen, Sheriff, there's a man here- Stein Karsson. 00:48:50.327 --> 00:48:53.274 He is a former log worker. He's wearing work boots. 00:48:53.297 --> 00:48:56.176 He's huge. He fits the giant Santa profile. 00:48:56.200 --> 00:48:58.202 What's he doing? 00:48:58.235 --> 00:48:59.908 Eating a burger. 00:48:59.937 --> 00:49:01.883 Well, that doesn't sound like the kind of thing 00:49:01.906 --> 00:49:06.377 a serial killer would be partaking of after five homicides. 00:49:06.410 --> 00:49:09.448 He lives up at the motel and I remember his name from the registry. 00:49:09.480 --> 00:49:12.154 Hmm, it could be our guy. 00:49:12.183 --> 00:49:14.663 Where are you? 00:49:14.685 --> 00:49:16.756 - Jack's Bar. - All right, I'm on my way. 00:49:16.787 --> 00:49:19.996 Just don't do anything stupid. 00:49:20.024 --> 00:49:23.028 Gentlemen, ho, ho, ho. 00:49:26.997 --> 00:49:30.103 Mr. Karsson? 00:49:30.134 --> 00:49:31.704 Stein Karsson? 00:49:31.735 --> 00:49:34.739 Mind if I ask you a few questions? 00:49:34.772 --> 00:49:39.050 I was wondering when was the last time you were at the motel. 00:49:39.076 --> 00:49:41.078 This morning. 00:49:41.111 --> 00:49:44.251 And did you notice anything unusual, 00:49:44.281 --> 00:49:45.817 any new people around? 00:49:45.850 --> 00:49:48.797 It's a motel. People come and go. 00:49:48.819 --> 00:49:52.062 But you live there, correct? You don't know any residents? 00:49:52.089 --> 00:49:54.091 No. 00:49:55.659 --> 00:49:58.640 How about a-- 00:50:01.065 --> 00:50:03.136 a Mr. Snow? 00:50:06.704 --> 00:50:08.741 No. 00:50:08.772 --> 00:50:13.312 So do you have any plans for tonight, for Christmas? 00:50:15.880 --> 00:50:19.225 I'm gonna spread as much joy, 00:50:19.250 --> 00:50:22.629 as many parcels of happiness as I can. 00:50:22.653 --> 00:50:25.998 Then I'm gonna get my girlfriend so wasted, 00:50:26.023 --> 00:50:28.162 she won't even know if I fuck her in the ass. 00:50:30.461 --> 00:50:32.805 You don't seem very happy about Christmas, do you? 00:50:32.830 --> 00:50:35.242 Let me tell you about Christmas. 00:50:35.266 --> 00:50:37.644 It ain't all candy canes and pretty lights. 00:50:39.503 --> 00:50:42.006 Christmas can fuck you up. 00:50:42.039 --> 00:50:45.452 I heard this story. 00:50:46.644 --> 00:50:50.649 This fella was pissed that his wife left him 00:50:50.681 --> 00:50:53.855 on account of him being a dull man. 00:50:53.884 --> 00:50:56.455 She took up with a more exciting fellow. 00:50:56.487 --> 00:50:58.694 The husband was distraught. 00:51:00.591 --> 00:51:04.698 He went to the party they were at 00:51:04.728 --> 00:51:07.572 dressed as Santa, 00:51:07.598 --> 00:51:10.977 took with him a weapon, 00:51:11.001 --> 00:51:13.845 one he made with his own hands. 00:51:16.607 --> 00:51:20.384 And he set about killing them that was naughty. 00:51:24.982 --> 00:51:29.362 The wife's boyfriend ran, left her behind. 00:51:33.757 --> 00:51:36.067 She begged for forgiveness, 00:51:36.093 --> 00:51:38.369 pleaded for her life. 00:51:38.395 --> 00:51:42.810 He had no mercy for sinners, 00:51:42.833 --> 00:51:45.040 burnt 'em to a crisp. 00:52:06.090 --> 00:52:09.128 He's still doing it too, 00:52:09.159 --> 00:52:12.197 every year a new town. 00:52:13.597 --> 00:52:16.476 Everyone knows that story. It's an urban legend. 00:52:18.569 --> 00:52:20.571 It ain't. 00:52:27.511 --> 00:52:30.185 Have you been a naughty girl, Deputy? 00:52:47.798 --> 00:52:49.607 Who put you onto me? 00:52:49.633 --> 00:52:52.204 Was it Frank, that creep? That kid Dennis? 00:52:52.236 --> 00:52:54.910 Just stay calm. 00:52:54.938 --> 00:52:56.975 -- Karsson is Mr. Snow. 00:52:59.076 --> 00:53:00.578 Hey. 00:53:31.408 --> 00:53:33.820 Stop. I can work this out. 00:53:33.844 --> 00:53:36.620 You can't work shit out. 00:53:38.515 --> 00:53:41.496 -- Shit. 00:53:49.059 --> 00:53:50.299 Are you hurt? 00:53:51.628 --> 00:53:53.539 No. 00:53:55.766 --> 00:53:59.304 - Where do you think he went? - Wherever he feels safe. 00:53:59.336 --> 00:54:03.716 Well, I'm on his tail now. 00:54:05.142 --> 00:54:08.277 There's nowhere safe. 00:54:10.280 --> 00:54:12.658 Ah, shit. 00:54:21.291 --> 00:54:22.861 - Hello. - Dad. 00:54:22.893 --> 00:54:25.635 Hi, princess. Let me get your mom. 00:54:25.662 --> 00:54:27.232 No. 00:54:27.264 --> 00:54:29.266 I really need to speak to you. 00:54:29.299 --> 00:54:32.246 What's going on? You sound upset. 00:54:33.670 --> 00:54:35.672 I'm not cut out for this job. 00:54:35.706 --> 00:54:37.743 Are you kidding? 00:54:37.775 --> 00:54:39.550 I spent 40 years on the force. 00:54:39.576 --> 00:54:41.681 I know what makes a good cop, Aubrey. 00:54:41.712 --> 00:54:43.714 I'm not. 00:54:43.747 --> 00:54:47.194 I can't do it. 00:54:47.217 --> 00:54:50.960 I mean, maybe before I lost John 00:54:50.988 --> 00:54:55.835 I thought that I was brave 00:54:55.859 --> 00:54:59.306 and intuitive like you, but... 00:55:01.098 --> 00:55:03.374 I'm not. 00:55:03.400 --> 00:55:05.710 I choked. 00:55:05.736 --> 00:55:08.649 Dad, I choked. 00:55:08.672 --> 00:55:10.709 Trust your gut. 00:55:10.741 --> 00:55:12.743 When the time comes, 00:55:12.776 --> 00:55:14.881 you'll know what to do. 00:55:20.684 --> 00:55:23.756 Listen, don't go to the parade tonight, Dad. 00:55:23.787 --> 00:55:25.494 We have a situation with one of the Santas 00:55:25.522 --> 00:55:27.798 and he could be really dangerous. 00:55:27.825 --> 00:55:29.896 But don't tell Mom. I don't want her to worry. 00:55:29.927 --> 00:55:31.998 She doesn't have to worry. 00:55:32.029 --> 00:55:34.031 This isn't the first time 00:55:34.064 --> 00:55:36.908 a Bradimore had to bring down a bad Santa. 00:55:36.934 --> 00:55:39.005 You'll find him. 00:55:39.036 --> 00:55:42.245 You'll catch him. 00:55:42.272 --> 00:55:44.274 Good bye. 00:55:53.083 --> 00:55:55.689 Public enemy number one. 00:55:55.719 --> 00:55:58.427 - It's double S. - Is it? 00:55:58.455 --> 00:56:00.958 Karsson-- it's double S. 00:56:00.991 --> 00:56:04.029 Double S-- double screwed. 00:56:04.061 --> 00:56:07.907 Listen, the bars will close. The whole town shuts down. 00:56:07.931 --> 00:56:11.276 He can run, but he can't hide. 00:56:11.301 --> 00:56:13.804 I want this son of a bitch behind bars before dawn, 00:56:13.837 --> 00:56:15.578 or my aunt's my uncle. 00:56:15.606 --> 00:56:17.210 I'm not so sure, Sheriff. 00:56:17.241 --> 00:56:18.982 You're not so sure about what, Deputy? 00:56:19.009 --> 00:56:21.285 About Karsson. He doesn't stack up. 00:56:21.311 --> 00:56:23.552 - To what? - As a suspect. 00:56:23.580 --> 00:56:27.153 Don't put avocado on the burger. 00:56:27.184 --> 00:56:28.390 What? 00:56:28.418 --> 00:56:31.490 Simple is always best. 00:56:31.521 --> 00:56:35.492 Look, Karsson killed Jordan and Alana, 00:56:35.525 --> 00:56:38.028 then those two degenerates at crazy Betty's motel. 00:56:38.061 --> 00:56:40.905 Hell, he even tried to kill you, didn't he? Have you forgotten that? 00:56:40.931 --> 00:56:44.276 But Karsson was a coke dealer. Why would he want to kill his clients 00:56:44.301 --> 00:56:47.305 and what would be his motive for killing Alana and Jordan 00:56:47.337 --> 00:56:50.011 and the Morwood girl? It doesn't make sense, sir, I'm sorry. 00:56:50.040 --> 00:56:53.647 There you go again. Now you're piling hummus on top of the burger too. 00:56:53.677 --> 00:56:55.520 What if he was punishing them? 00:56:55.545 --> 00:56:57.354 He knew Alana was cheating on her husband. 00:56:57.381 --> 00:56:59.759 He knew that Frank and Goldie were making porn. 00:56:59.783 --> 00:57:02.525 And who would know all that? 00:57:02.552 --> 00:57:04.657 Someone they knew. Someone they trusted. 00:57:04.688 --> 00:57:06.668 You mean, like a drug dealer? 00:57:06.690 --> 00:57:09.068 Sir, a drug dealer with morals? Come on. 00:57:09.092 --> 00:57:11.072 All right, I read Brenda's magazine. 00:57:11.094 --> 00:57:14.803 Christmas-- the number one holiday for people going nuts. 00:57:14.831 --> 00:57:16.902 That's motive enough for me. 00:57:16.934 --> 00:57:20.006 So I want you to get out there and I want you to search every street. 00:57:20.037 --> 00:57:22.039 Come on. 00:57:23.206 --> 00:57:26.312 Past homicides around the holidays, state by state. 00:57:26.343 --> 00:57:27.845 Thanks. 00:57:29.546 --> 00:57:32.755 Double S, my ass. 00:58:03.013 --> 00:58:04.515 Aubrey. 00:58:04.548 --> 00:58:07.119 Joe, hi. 00:58:07.150 --> 00:58:10.757 What's this I hear about a dead guy over on Watson? 00:58:10.787 --> 00:58:13.597 Someone said the body was electrocuted. 00:58:15.392 --> 00:58:17.770 I don't know anything about that. 00:58:20.564 --> 00:58:23.010 I didn't believe it either. 00:58:28.372 --> 00:58:32.047 -- Karsson's here, close. 00:58:32.075 --> 00:58:33.645 I can smell it-- 00:58:33.677 --> 00:58:36.453 the smell of fear. 00:58:36.480 --> 00:58:38.255 I don't smell it. 00:58:39.416 --> 00:58:42.260 No. Well, that's not because you are not attuned. 00:58:42.285 --> 00:58:45.323 A crime fighter's senses 00:58:45.355 --> 00:58:49.132 switch to something almost primeval, 00:58:49.159 --> 00:58:53.266 from when we hunted cave bears and dinosaurs. 00:58:53.296 --> 00:58:56.072 Sheriff, listen, I have an article 00:58:56.099 --> 00:58:58.602 from Metesca, Montana, five years ago, 00:58:58.635 --> 00:59:02.242 December 26th, a multiple homicide. 00:59:02.272 --> 00:59:04.377 The journal of the Santa from "The Real Christmas Show" 00:59:04.408 --> 00:59:07.150 puts him in Metesca at the same time. 00:59:07.177 --> 00:59:09.054 SQ? 00:59:09.079 --> 00:59:11.218 We're looking for the wrong Santa. 00:59:11.248 --> 00:59:13.387 Epstein, we're coming in! 00:59:16.887 --> 00:59:19.094 Jesus, what a pigsty. 00:59:20.824 --> 00:59:22.667 He lives in here? 00:59:22.692 --> 00:59:25.605 No, he travels in it. He's living at the motel. 00:59:25.629 --> 00:59:27.905 What a smell. 00:59:27.931 --> 00:59:30.104 See if you can find any weapons. 00:59:32.369 --> 00:59:34.440 We're looking in the wrong place. 00:59:35.639 --> 00:59:38.415 Just who the hell do you think you are, Deputy? 00:59:38.442 --> 00:59:42.891 Don't you tell me how to suss out a perp, 00:59:42.913 --> 00:59:45.951 not when you choked the one time you had the chance. 00:59:45.982 --> 00:59:48.485 I fucked up. 00:59:48.518 --> 00:59:51.727 Okay? I fucked up, sir. 00:59:51.755 --> 00:59:55.498 I have to live with that for the rest of my life. 00:59:59.196 --> 01:00:01.608 You can trust me. 01:00:11.808 --> 01:00:11.941 ♪ Mama Claus said, "Santa" ♪ 01:00:11.942 --> 01:00:13.580 ♪ Mama Claus said, "Santa" ♪ 01:00:13.610 --> 01:00:15.954 ♪ "Why do you look so down?" ♪ 01:00:22.752 --> 01:00:26.063 ♪ Can't you get on a sleigh, get on your way? ♪ 01:00:26.089 --> 01:00:28.660 ♪ The boys and girls are waiting on Christmas Day ♪ 01:00:28.692 --> 01:00:30.569 ♪ What's the matter with you? ♪ 01:00:30.594 --> 01:00:34.167 ♪ Turn that frown around... ♪ 01:00:34.197 --> 01:00:35.835 - Daddy. - .' Go, go... .' 01:00:35.866 --> 01:00:38.472 - You promised you'd stop smoking. - .' Go, Santa, go, go... .' 01:00:38.502 --> 01:00:40.948 I will, honey bunch, 01:00:40.971 --> 01:00:42.973 January 1st. 01:00:43.006 --> 01:00:45.247 It'll be my New Year's resolution. 01:00:45.275 --> 01:00:47.755 I love you. 01:00:47.777 --> 01:00:49.984 At least one of my girls is still sweet. 01:00:50.013 --> 01:00:52.152 Now you go get ready for bed, okay? 01:00:52.182 --> 01:00:54.162 Only if you say good night. 01:00:54.184 --> 01:00:56.425 I will. 01:01:00.090 --> 01:01:01.967 Come here. 01:01:03.793 --> 01:01:05.466 What are you doing out here? 01:01:05.495 --> 01:01:07.600 Tiffany says you finished the guesthouse. 01:01:07.631 --> 01:01:11.340 It's a doozy-- two bedrooms and a full bath. 01:01:11.368 --> 01:01:13.370 I'm gonna show him. 01:01:13.403 --> 01:01:15.747 - Make it snappy. - Oh, yeah. 01:01:15.772 --> 01:01:19.049 I want us all to drive into town for the parade. 01:01:19.075 --> 01:01:21.385 This won't take long. 01:01:39.696 --> 01:01:41.266 Jesus. 01:01:41.298 --> 01:01:43.300 Mayor Revie. 01:01:43.333 --> 01:01:46.371 Hi, sir. I just wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas. 01:01:46.403 --> 01:01:49.384 Merry Christmas, Sheriff, to you and the whole department. 01:01:49.406 --> 01:01:52.387 Thanks for another year of keeping our town safe. 01:01:52.409 --> 01:01:54.582 I wanted to talk to you about that, sir. 01:01:54.611 --> 01:01:56.989 We have reason to believe 01:01:57.013 --> 01:01:59.960 that we have a serial killer 01:01:59.983 --> 01:02:02.259 at large in our community. 01:02:03.820 --> 01:02:06.300 Yes, I know, sir. It is shocking. 01:02:06.323 --> 01:02:08.325 I am doing everything in my power 01:02:08.358 --> 01:02:12.170 to make sure that this maniac doesn't strike again. 01:02:12.195 --> 01:02:14.607 You're breaking up, sir. I can't-- 01:02:14.631 --> 01:02:16.872 Hello? Hello? 01:02:18.935 --> 01:02:21.176 Hello. 01:02:21.204 --> 01:02:24.151 -- Bloody cell phones. 01:02:25.342 --> 01:02:27.185 Poor Santa Claus, 01:02:27.210 --> 01:02:29.713 giving out a million gifts, 01:02:29.746 --> 01:02:33.558 never getting anything in return except stale cookies. 01:02:35.385 --> 01:02:37.387 It's true. 01:02:37.420 --> 01:02:39.764 Santa gets shafted. 01:02:39.789 --> 01:02:41.791 Well... 01:02:45.128 --> 01:02:47.699 it's time to give back. 01:02:47.731 --> 01:02:50.473 I'm gonna lighten Santa's sack. 01:02:54.804 --> 01:02:57.011 Ho, ho, ho. 01:03:00.777 --> 01:03:04.190 It looks like Santa's gonna come early this year. 01:03:06.716 --> 01:03:09.026 -- Shit. 01:03:09.052 --> 01:03:12.397 Is that my dad? 01:03:12.422 --> 01:03:14.424 Don't stop. 01:03:17.827 --> 01:03:20.706 I have a surprise for you. 01:03:20.730 --> 01:03:22.732 Stay here. 01:03:33.009 --> 01:03:36.718 - Have you been bad? - Fuck, yeah, I have. 01:04:06.810 --> 01:04:09.689 I'm ready when you are, killer. 01:04:34.871 --> 01:04:37.511 Okay, I'm not laughing anymore. You can- 01:04:40.377 --> 01:04:42.550 You dick! 01:04:42.579 --> 01:04:45.992 You should have seen your face- classic. 01:04:48.251 --> 01:04:50.356 How did you get over here without me seeing you? 01:04:50.387 --> 01:04:52.389 Get over where? 01:04:52.422 --> 01:04:55.301 How did you get from the bathroom 01:04:55.325 --> 01:04:58.738 to the other side of the bed without me seeing you? 01:04:58.762 --> 01:05:01.368 I don't know what you're talking about. I wasn't in the bathroom. 01:05:01.398 --> 01:05:03.469 Okay, so the door opened by itself? 01:05:04.501 --> 01:05:06.811 Stop trying to scare me, asshole. 01:05:06.836 --> 01:05:09.112 You know what? I'm over this now. 01:05:09.139 --> 01:05:11.642 Fuck. Come on. 01:05:11.674 --> 01:05:15.212 Look, there's nothing. 01:05:15.245 --> 01:05:17.247 Come on, stop fucking around and let's-- 01:05:26.122 --> 01:05:28.534 Tiffany! 01:05:28.558 --> 01:05:30.936 Let me out of here! 01:05:30.960 --> 01:05:33.133 What the fuck? 01:05:54.017 --> 01:05:55.587 Hey! Open LIP! 01:06:20.143 --> 01:06:21.952 Tiffany! 01:07:23.673 --> 01:07:26.620 Santa, you forgot the cookies. 01:07:33.283 --> 01:07:35.786 He's a wolf in sheep's clothing, 01:07:35.818 --> 01:07:37.957 hiding in plain sight. 01:07:37.987 --> 01:07:40.627 I'll call Brenda, get a vehicle description 01:07:40.657 --> 01:07:42.762 and a license plate for Jim Epstein. 01:07:42.792 --> 01:07:44.794 He's Santa Claus, remember? 01:07:44.827 --> 01:07:47.205 The parade is the perfect cover. 01:07:47.230 --> 01:07:49.574 Nah, he'll be on foot. 01:07:53.503 --> 01:07:55.073 -- Is there any way 01:07:55.104 --> 01:07:56.777 we can call off the parade? 01:07:56.806 --> 01:07:58.808 I spoke to the mayor, told him 01:07:58.841 --> 01:08:00.684 I had the situation under control. 01:08:00.710 --> 01:08:03.190 Listen, this freak can't hide forever. 01:08:03.212 --> 01:08:06.352 Sooner or later they all make mistakes. 01:08:25.668 --> 01:08:28.080 Ho, ho, ho! 01:08:29.339 --> 01:08:31.649 Merry Christmas. 01:08:39.782 --> 01:08:41.090 Watch out, man. 01:08:41.117 --> 01:08:42.653 Watch it, buddy. 01:08:42.685 --> 01:08:44.062 Fake-ass Santas. 01:08:44.087 --> 01:08:46.761 Shit, are you seeing this? It's Epstein. 01:08:46.789 --> 01:08:48.962 Hey, look out, man. Come here. 01:08:50.860 --> 01:08:53.306 Shit, he's making a run for it. 01:08:55.632 --> 01:08:57.612 - Is that a gun? - Get out of the way. 01:09:10.313 --> 01:09:13.522 Merry Christmas! Ho, ho, ho! 01:09:21.758 --> 01:09:23.795 Merry Christmas. 01:09:29.232 --> 01:09:31.439 Oh. 01:09:41.377 --> 01:09:43.914 - Hold still! - Freeze! 01:09:43.946 --> 01:09:47.621 You nasty, sadistic little prick. 01:09:47.650 --> 01:09:49.630 See? 01:09:49.652 --> 01:09:51.893 I told you I'd get him. 01:09:51.921 --> 01:09:53.423 Cuff him. 01:09:54.424 --> 01:09:56.870 Get over here. Cast your mind back, 01:09:56.893 --> 01:09:59.601 Christmas, '03. Remember where you were? 01:09:59.629 --> 01:10:03.099 Probably some herpes-ridden crotch of a town like this, I suspect. 01:10:03.132 --> 01:10:05.874 - Deputy. - Metesca, Montana. 01:10:05.902 --> 01:10:09.406 Does that ring a bell in that dumb skull of yours yet? 01:10:09.439 --> 01:10:12.682 My mind is blissfully bereft of the effects of campanology. 01:10:12.709 --> 01:10:16.350 Yeah, well, four people were murdered there Christmas Eve. 01:10:16.379 --> 01:10:18.757 The cops never found the killer. 01:10:20.116 --> 01:10:23.996 Judicial ineptness is a universal curse. I fucking weep. 01:10:24.020 --> 01:10:26.694 Yeah, well, six people died here tonight. 01:10:26.723 --> 01:10:30.569 I ask you, what are the chances? 01:10:30.593 --> 01:10:32.971 I'd say the odds of that are pretty high. 01:10:37.233 --> 01:10:39.907 Because it's that time of the year, Sheriff. 01:10:39.936 --> 01:10:43.179 Yeah, Christmas, 01:10:43.206 --> 01:10:45.447 when people go off the deep end. 01:10:45.475 --> 01:10:47.477 Yeah, you know why. 01:10:47.510 --> 01:10:49.615 'Cause they spend too much 01:10:49.645 --> 01:10:51.522 and they drink too much and they eat too much 01:10:51.547 --> 01:10:53.527 and they think too much. 01:10:53.549 --> 01:10:55.756 And they look around at all that fake fun and happy laughter 01:10:55.785 --> 01:10:58.959 and they go, "Where the fuck is my cup of joy, huh? 01:10:58.988 --> 01:11:02.026 Where is my figgy pudding? 01:11:02.058 --> 01:11:04.129 Where's my stocking full of gifts? 01:11:04.160 --> 01:11:07.107 Where's my Calvin Klein underwear, my cable TV, 01:11:07.130 --> 01:11:10.270 my replica Tim Tebow NFL jersey? 01:11:10.299 --> 01:11:12.301 Where's my fancy cologne? 01:11:12.335 --> 01:11:15.509 Where's my gift-wrapped Norman Rockwell wife, 01:11:15.538 --> 01:11:18.678 huh, and my beautiful, happy, smiling children? 01:11:18.708 --> 01:11:20.710 Where? 01:11:20.743 --> 01:11:22.689 Nowhere. 01:11:22.712 --> 01:11:24.714 Where are my friends, 01:11:24.747 --> 01:11:27.626 my beaming friends who worship the fucking ground I walk on 01:11:27.650 --> 01:11:29.926 because I've had an awesome fucking year, man?" 01:11:29.952 --> 01:11:32.796 And it doesn't take much to put people over the edge, huh-uh. 01:11:32.822 --> 01:11:35.598 Mm-mm, just a dirty look 01:11:35.625 --> 01:11:37.764 or a bad word, yeah, 01:11:37.794 --> 01:11:39.796 or a TV too loud 01:11:39.829 --> 01:11:42.810 or some asshole behind you leaning on his horn. 01:11:42.832 --> 01:11:45.676 Ring-ring! It's a telemarketer, "Give me money for Haiti," 01:11:45.701 --> 01:11:48.409 or the Democrats, or National Suck-My-Dick Week. 01:11:48.437 --> 01:11:52.010 It's the most wonderful fucking time of the year! 01:11:55.044 --> 01:11:58.753 But whatever it is that you guys think I did, 01:11:58.781 --> 01:12:00.783 I most certainly did not. 01:12:12.662 --> 01:12:15.666 Yeah! I'm Santa! 01:12:16.833 --> 01:12:20.042 Who the fuck do you think it is I am? Charles Manson? 01:12:27.276 --> 01:12:29.415 I don't understand how he did it. 01:12:29.445 --> 01:12:32.358 How does he go from hearing kids' wishes 01:12:32.381 --> 01:12:34.383 to going on a killing spree? It just- 01:12:34.417 --> 01:12:37.193 it doesn't make sense. 01:12:37.220 --> 01:12:40.565 I told you before, murder seldom does. 01:12:40.590 --> 01:12:43.503 I want you to go look for that other girl from the motel 01:12:43.526 --> 01:12:46.336 and see if you can find any more evidence. 01:12:46.362 --> 01:12:48.364 You're good at that, yeah. 01:12:48.397 --> 01:12:51.776 Giles and I will man the fort. 01:13:20.296 --> 01:13:22.139 What the fuck? 01:13:26.802 --> 01:13:28.873 Karsson. 01:13:28.905 --> 01:13:31.351 Turn around. 01:13:33.476 --> 01:13:35.649 Turn around. 01:13:38.114 --> 01:13:40.651 Turn around now! 01:13:41.684 --> 01:13:44.460 Show me your hands. 01:13:44.487 --> 01:13:46.797 Show me your hands, Karsson! 01:13:50.393 --> 01:13:53.567 Don't make me laugh. 01:13:53.596 --> 01:13:58.011 We both know you don't have it in you. 01:14:54.557 --> 01:14:58.061 Six-sided item-- 01:14:58.094 --> 01:15:00.631 "snowflake." 01:15:00.663 --> 01:15:02.665 Of course. 01:15:15.144 --> 01:15:17.624 Oh, my God. 01:15:22.084 --> 01:15:23.859 Hi, you've reached the Bradimores. 01:15:23.886 --> 01:15:24.919 - Leave a message. - Shit, shit, shit! 01:15:24.920 --> 01:15:26.024 - Leave a message. - Shit, shit, shit! 01:15:30.192 --> 01:15:31.933 Guess I'll be heading home. 01:15:31.961 --> 01:15:33.804 Oh, yeah, huh? 01:15:33.829 --> 01:15:35.866 Well, Merry Christmas then, eh? 01:15:35.898 --> 01:15:38.879 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ 01:15:38.901 --> 01:15:41.438 ♪ And a happy new year. ♪ 01:15:43.072 --> 01:15:44.983 What do you think this is, "Glee"? 01:15:46.509 --> 01:15:48.216 Go home. 01:15:51.414 --> 01:15:54.224 Hey, and take the trash while you're at it. 01:16:00.589 --> 01:16:03.195 What is this, garbage day? 01:16:24.980 --> 01:16:26.687 Hello? 01:16:34.824 --> 01:16:36.997 What now, Deputy? 01:16:37.026 --> 01:16:39.939 Listen, the red-and-white gift box is a marker. He's marking his victims. 01:16:39.962 --> 01:16:42.738 Don't be ridiculous. I've got the killer 01:16:42.765 --> 01:16:44.767 sitting in my jailhouse. 01:16:44.800 --> 01:16:48.270 Listen, we got a box ourselves. I'm going home to check on my parents. 01:16:48.304 --> 01:16:49.806 Calm down. 01:16:56.245 --> 01:16:58.555 A lump of coal? 01:17:11.727 --> 01:17:13.798 Son of a bitch. 01:17:17.233 --> 01:17:19.338 Oh, big mistake, 01:17:19.368 --> 01:17:22.577 bringing a flamethrower to a gunfight. 01:17:28.777 --> 01:17:30.757 Mom! Dad! 01:17:30.779 --> 01:17:34.158 Mom! Dad! Mom! 01:17:43.959 --> 01:17:45.734 Dad? 01:18:06.315 --> 01:18:08.420 No. 01:18:26.502 --> 01:18:28.982 Aubrey! 01:18:29.004 --> 01:18:31.109 He tried to stop him, 01:18:31.140 --> 01:18:33.086 that monster! 01:18:33.108 --> 01:18:35.714 - No! - Mom, Mom, stop, stop, stop. 01:18:35.744 --> 01:18:37.621 Look at me. Look at me. 01:18:37.646 --> 01:18:39.956 I'm going to go get him. 01:18:39.982 --> 01:18:41.689 - I'm going to go get him. - No, no, no. 01:18:41.717 --> 01:18:45.164 No, no, Aubrey. It's not safe! 01:20:07.970 --> 01:20:10.416 What's with the fucking rain? 01:20:34.697 --> 01:20:36.973 Hey, you asshole, 01:20:36.999 --> 01:20:39.275 get me out of here. 01:20:43.105 --> 01:20:46.552 Which fucking dickwad deputy are you, man? 01:20:46.575 --> 01:20:49.579 I just want to get the names right on the complaint form. 01:20:52.348 --> 01:20:54.350 Deaf and dumb, huh? 01:20:54.383 --> 01:20:56.522 All right, fucking retard, out of my way. 01:21:02.424 --> 01:21:04.426 Oh, you want to rumble, huh? 01:21:04.460 --> 01:21:05.962 Okay. 01:21:05.994 --> 01:21:08.531 Fuck you. Fuck Christmas. 01:21:08.564 --> 01:21:10.566 And fuck your plastic face. 01:21:14.470 --> 01:21:16.472 Not nice. 01:21:16.505 --> 01:21:18.678 Oh, not nice? I'm sorry. 01:22:49.465 --> 01:22:51.467 Brenda! 01:23:40.516 --> 01:23:42.792 - Help! - Brenda! 01:24:17.553 --> 01:24:19.055 You fucking bastard! 01:24:19.087 --> 01:24:20.998 My father was a good man. 01:26:34.423 --> 01:26:36.425 - Help! - Brenda! 01:26:36.458 --> 01:26:38.938 Help me! 01:26:38.960 --> 01:26:40.962 Brenda. 01:26:44.766 --> 01:26:47.178 You're okay. Get up. Get up. 01:28:42.184 --> 01:28:43.959 Drop your weapon! 01:28:46.254 --> 01:28:49.724 Ronald, please, don't make me do this! 01:30:25.186 --> 01:30:29.100 ♪ Silent night ♪ 01:30:29.124 --> 01:30:33.129 ♪ Holy night ♪ 01:30:33.161 --> 01:30:37.541 ♪ All is calm ♪ 01:30:37.565 --> 01:30:41.138 ♪ All is bright... ♪ 01:30:57.686 --> 01:31:00.326 ♪ Silent night ♪ 01:31:00.355 --> 01:31:02.631 ♪ Deadly night ♪ 01:31:02.657 --> 01:31:04.159 ♪ All is calm ♪ 01:31:04.192 --> 01:31:06.832 ♪ But soft, it ain't right ♪ 01:31:06.861 --> 01:31:09.137 ♪ Round up the virgins ♪ 01:31:09.164 --> 01:31:11.235 ♪ Bouncing in chains ♪ 01:31:11.266 --> 01:31:13.268 ♪ Hear them all sobbing ♪ 01:31:13.301 --> 01:31:15.577 ♪ And screaming in vain ♪ 01:31:15.603 --> 01:31:19.847 ♪ Screaming in agony ♪ 01:31:19.874 --> 01:31:21.376 ♪ Screaming ♪ 01:31:21.409 --> 01:31:24.049 In agony -" 01:31:24.079 --> 01:31:26.389 ♪ Silent night ♪ 01:31:26.414 --> 01:31:28.587 ♪ Deadly night ♪ 01:31:28.616 --> 01:31:32.894 ♪ Everyone saw bloody red tonight ♪ 01:31:32.921 --> 01:31:34.662 ♪ Shut all the toys ♪ 01:31:34.689 --> 01:31:37.033 ♪ Better lock 'em up twice ♪ 01:31:37.058 --> 01:31:41.404 ♪ Dash up the stairs before losing your life ♪ 01:31:41.429 --> 01:31:45.844 ♪ Cry as loud as you like ♪ 01:31:45.867 --> 01:31:50.179 ♪ Nothing will save you tonight ♪ 01:32:05.720 --> 01:32:07.722 ♪ Silent night ♪ 01:32:07.756 --> 01:32:09.360 ♪ Deadly night ♪ 01:32:09.391 --> 01:32:12.065 ♪ The chorus is puking ♪ 01:32:12.093 --> 01:32:14.232 ♪ At the sight ♪ 01:32:14.262 --> 01:32:16.264 ♪ Hung by their ankles ♪ 01:32:16.297 --> 01:32:18.607 ♪ And slaughtered with blades ♪ 01:32:18.633 --> 01:32:20.670 ♪ Young little darlings ♪ 01:32:20.702 --> 01:32:22.875 ♪ Just ripped at the seams ♪ 01:32:22.904 --> 01:32:27.182 ♪ Screaming in agony ♪ 01:32:27.208 --> 01:32:31.418 ♪ Screaming in agony ♪ 01:32:47.095 --> 01:32:49.097 ♪ Silent night ♪ 01:32:49.130 --> 01:32:51.269 ♪ Deadly night ♪ 01:32:51.299 --> 01:32:55.714 ♪ Everyone saw bloody red tonight ♪ 01:32:55.737 --> 01:32:59.708 ♪ Shut all the toys, better lock 'em up twice ♪ 01:32:59.741 --> 01:33:04.053 ♪ Dash up the stairs before losing your life ♪ 01:33:04.079 --> 01:33:08.459 ♪ Cry as loud as you like ♪ 01:33:08.483 --> 01:33:12.693 ♪ Nothing will save you tonight ♪ 01:33:12.720 --> 01:33:14.961 ♪ Nothing will save you ♪ 01:33:14.989 --> 01:33:16.991 ♪ Tonight ♪ 01:33:17.025 --> 01:33:21.496 ♪ Nothing will save you tonight ♪ 01:33:21.529 --> 01:33:23.531 ♪ Nothing will save you ♪ 01:33:23.565 --> 01:33:25.943 ♪ Tonight ♪ 01:33:25.967 --> 01:33:30.109 ♪ Nothing will save you tonight ♪ 01:33:30.138 --> 01:33:32.277 ♪ Nothing will save you ♪ 01:33:32.307 --> 01:33:34.583 ♪ Tonight ♪ 01:33:34.609 --> 01:33:37.715 ♪ Nothing will save you... ♪