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WEBVTT - https://subtitletools.com 00:00:34.201 --> 00:00:37.204 Okay, everybody! Hello! 00:00:37.504 --> 00:00:39.140 Hi! 00:00:40.040 --> 00:00:41.475 Thanks for coming. 00:00:43.664 --> 00:00:46.480 So this is a really big day for me. 00:00:47.280 --> 00:00:52.485 I guess. Well, duh. 'Cause it's my only son's baptism. 00:00:58.725 --> 00:01:00.959 I love paper. 00:01:01.428 --> 00:01:04.231 I do. It's, like, my passion. 00:01:04.331 --> 00:01:07.768 And I've always wanted to own my own papiere. 00:01:08.561 --> 00:01:10.404 Not that you care, because I don't... You know what? 00:01:10.504 --> 00:01:13.040 I don't tell people that, because people steal ideas all the time. 00:01:13.140 --> 00:01:15.411 It's happened to me numerous occasions with... what? 00:01:16.806 --> 00:01:17.811 What did you say? 00:01:17.911 --> 00:01:20.014 - You just said something. What? - I didn't say anything. 00:01:20.114 --> 00:01:22.416 Yes, you did. You made, like, a noise or something. 00:01:22.516 --> 00:01:24.416 Whatever. 00:01:25.585 --> 00:01:27.091 Great. 00:01:29.256 --> 00:01:31.592 - God... - You were saying? 00:01:31.692 --> 00:01:35.563 I know what I'm saying! I know what I'm saying. Just let me say it. 00:01:35.663 --> 00:01:38.766 I had this whole thing prepared about God and paper and love 00:01:38.866 --> 00:01:42.539 and godparents, and it was all tied in together. Now I can't do it now. 00:01:42.639 --> 00:01:44.705 I can't do it now. So... 00:01:44.805 --> 00:01:47.174 You know what? You can say something. 00:01:47.463 --> 00:01:49.441 Ward! 00:01:50.478 --> 00:01:52.644 - Say it. - Okay. Okay. 00:01:53.846 --> 00:01:55.580 I'll just plate the cake. 00:01:59.852 --> 00:02:01.288 - We would like to thank... - No, not "we," Ward. 00:02:01.388 --> 00:02:03.658 I wanted to say something, and you ruined it. You didn't let me say it, 00:02:03.758 --> 00:02:08.060 so now it's on you. You can fucking say something, you asshole. 00:02:15.735 --> 00:02:17.938 Thank you all for coming. 00:02:22.343 --> 00:02:24.343 - We've got cake! - Right. 00:02:25.646 --> 00:02:30.518 I just wanna smash her fucking face right in that fucking cake. 00:02:30.618 --> 00:02:33.787 I worked on that speech. I put my heart into that speech, and you ruined it. 00:02:33.887 --> 00:02:36.357 You gonna let her up? 00:02:36.457 --> 00:02:39.291 - I wouldn't. - Fuck her. 00:02:52.538 --> 00:02:54.008 Are you sure it's not in your bag? 00:02:54.108 --> 00:02:56.543 Yeah, honey, I'm sure. You said you saw it in the bathroom? 00:02:56.643 --> 00:02:59.980 I never said that. You're nervous. 00:03:00.080 --> 00:03:05.419 No, I'm not... I'm not nervous, I'm excited. I mean, it's Robin Peters, you know? 00:03:05.519 --> 00:03:07.921 I don't even remember the last thing she was in. 00:03:08.021 --> 00:03:11.923 - How does she look these days? - Well, here. 00:03:13.726 --> 00:03:14.860 Pretty good. 00:03:19.832 --> 00:03:23.971 Do you think she has implants? Maybe I should get implants. 00:03:24.071 --> 00:03:28.209 - Maybe her, not you. - Well, it looks like it. 00:03:28.309 --> 00:03:30.544 See if you can tell, but don't be obvious. 00:03:30.844 --> 00:03:32.944 Can you give me a break? 00:03:36.482 --> 00:03:38.634 Babe, I checked there. 00:03:40.888 --> 00:03:43.691 Well, thank you. 00:03:43.791 --> 00:03:45.292 All right. 00:03:45.392 --> 00:03:48.762 - I love you. I will see you later. - I love you too. 00:03:48.862 --> 00:03:52.399 Maybe we can do some loving tonight? 00:03:52.499 --> 00:03:55.936 Yeah. Okay. 00:03:56.036 --> 00:03:58.372 Lily, come on, honey. We gotta move. 00:03:58.472 --> 00:04:02.042 Hello? Y... Oh. Sorry. Hey. 00:04:02.742 --> 00:04:06.880 Yeah, yeah. I got it all. Got her lunch, her snack, got all her shit. 00:04:06.980 --> 00:04:09.917 What? She can't hear me. She's in the other room. 00:04:10.117 --> 00:04:11.719 I'm right here. 00:04:11.819 --> 00:04:15.956 She just rounded the corner. We got it. We'll be there. 00:04:16.056 --> 00:04:18.924 - Traitor. - Potty mouth. 00:04:20.560 --> 00:04:22.296 - Honey... - Again! 00:04:22.696 --> 00:04:27.201 Chicken wrap, all white, no tomato, salsa... extra salsa. 00:04:27.301 --> 00:04:29.069 On the side! 00:04:29.169 --> 00:04:33.407 - Christ! On the side! - On the side. I got it, babe. 00:04:33.507 --> 00:04:36.043 Morning. Morning, Stacy. 00:04:36.243 --> 00:04:38.640 Apparently I'm your number one neighbor. You got a tough one there, my friend. 00:04:38.740 --> 00:04:41.348 Well... Late start for you? 00:04:41.448 --> 00:04:43.450 - Nah, I just forgot my shades. - Oh, there you go. 00:04:43.550 --> 00:04:46.387 You know, you got a brake light out there, Ward. 00:04:47.273 --> 00:04:49.267 - Really? - Yep. Brake light is out. 00:04:49.367 --> 00:04:52.125 I'm gonna need to see you driver's license and registration. 00:04:52.225 --> 00:04:55.195 Okay. I got... hold it. Give me a second. 00:04:55.295 --> 00:04:56.330 - Ward. - Yeah? 00:04:56.430 --> 00:05:00.368 I'm kidding. I'm your neighbor. You have a good day, my friend. 00:05:02.752 --> 00:05:05.072 - Thanks, Bruce. - Yeah! 00:05:06.288 --> 00:05:07.441 Hello. 00:05:07.541 --> 00:05:10.477 - You know what the fucking problem is? - Good morning. 00:05:10.677 --> 00:05:14.490 Every fucking morning, I spend nearly $3 for my iced coffee, mind you, 00:05:14.590 --> 00:05:17.718 which is the same as the drip, which is given to you at the counter, where you pay. 00:05:17.818 --> 00:05:19.620 But is my iced coffee given to me at the counter? 00:05:19.720 --> 00:05:21.054 I am guessing no. 00:05:21.154 --> 00:05:22.923 Do you know how long it takes to make a blended drink? 00:05:23.916 --> 00:05:26.660 - Seven hours. - Fuck you. A long fucking time. 00:05:26.760 --> 00:05:29.227 These people move with the urgency of a glacier. 00:05:30.463 --> 00:05:32.833 Hold on. Hey, you need a hand? 00:05:32.933 --> 00:05:34.535 - Oh, I got it. - You sure? 00:05:35.235 --> 00:05:36.670 How's your iced coffee? 00:05:36.770 --> 00:05:39.671 - It's the best one yet. - You like it creamy? 00:05:41.341 --> 00:05:42.644 I'll see you tomorrow. 00:05:43.744 --> 00:05:46.580 - Who was that? - The chick that works the counter. 00:05:46.680 --> 00:05:49.616 - Wow. You really let her know how you feel. - Fuck you. She's cute. 00:05:49.716 --> 00:05:51.819 She sucks at her job, but she's fucking cute. 00:05:51.919 --> 00:05:54.922 - Hey, are we still on for Sunday? - Yeah, we better be. 00:05:55.022 --> 00:05:57.291 Good. A father's day golf is just what the doctor ordered. 00:05:57.391 --> 00:05:59.026 Of course, I'll spend my day hitting tour-quality shots 00:05:59.126 --> 00:06:02.429 while pussy Ward thins every iron and somehow manages to end up on the green. 00:06:02.829 --> 00:06:04.965 Oh, hey, I'm pulling up to Robin Peters. 00:06:05.065 --> 00:06:06.867 - Oh, dude, that's today? - Yeah. I'll fill you in later. 00:06:06.967 --> 00:06:09.668 Wait. Tell her she sucked in Prairie Girl. 00:06:15.407 --> 00:06:18.045 Ms. Peters, I'm so sorry I'm late. Tom Bradford, Ego magazine. 00:06:18.245 --> 00:06:22.916 Mr. Bradford, I've been doing interviews for over two decades now, 00:06:23.016 --> 00:06:26.084 and not once have I had to wait for the interviewer. 00:06:27.420 --> 00:06:29.321 I'm... I'm so sorry I'm late. 00:06:31.592 --> 00:06:34.593 You are seven minutes late. 00:06:35.928 --> 00:06:38.799 Relax. Sit down. 00:06:38.999 --> 00:06:40.602 Thank you. 00:06:42.787 --> 00:06:43.837 Hey. 00:06:43.937 --> 00:06:46.206 Sorry. We... we were... we just got a muffin. 00:06:46.306 --> 00:06:49.610 We stopped, and the line was... I've actually never seen a line that long. 00:06:49.710 --> 00:06:50.846 - Sure. - Sorry. 00:06:50.946 --> 00:06:54.348 Hey, tootsie. Why don't you go into your classroom, and we'll be right there, okay? 00:06:54.448 --> 00:06:58.285 Go on inside, okay? Go on. Run, run. 00:06:58.485 --> 00:07:01.255 - What does that mean, "sure"? - Nothing. 00:07:01.855 --> 00:07:03.924 Can you take Lily this weekend? 00:07:04.224 --> 00:07:05.526 You can't do this weekend? 00:07:05.626 --> 00:07:07.795 I was just hoping we could switch weekends is all. 00:07:07.895 --> 00:07:11.565 - I mean, if it's a big deal, then... - No. I can help you out. 00:07:11.865 --> 00:07:13.667 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 00:07:13.767 --> 00:07:16.618 You got a hot date? Or... no? Nothing? 00:07:16.718 --> 00:07:19.273 You just... you just wanna be alone? Get some alone time? 00:07:19.373 --> 00:07:22.342 - It's not like a Vegas girl's weekend... - Can you switch with me or not? 00:07:22.442 --> 00:07:24.711 Look, I'm just trying to have an adult conversation here. 00:07:25.111 --> 00:07:28.115 - Is that what this is? - You're being super defensive, so... 00:07:28.215 --> 00:07:31.218 so I guess I'll take that as you have a new lover. 00:07:31.518 --> 00:07:34.454 - I will hit you. - Oh, that's vile. 00:07:34.854 --> 00:07:37.624 - Oh, my God! Oh, my God. - Mom! 00:07:37.724 --> 00:07:40.027 Hi. I am so sorry. I don't mean to bother you. 00:07:40.127 --> 00:07:42.162 - It's okay. - Is it okay if I take a picture with you? 00:07:42.262 --> 00:07:43.497 - Sure. - You don't mind? 00:07:43.597 --> 00:07:45.766 - No, not at all. - Would you mind? 00:07:45.866 --> 00:07:48.300 - I'm coming in. - Okay. 00:07:50.536 --> 00:07:52.439 - Thank you. Thank you so much. - Sure. 00:07:52.539 --> 00:07:54.808 I'm just such a huge fan of West End Medical. 00:07:54.908 --> 00:07:56.510 - Oh, yeah? - I miss Bryce. 00:07:56.610 --> 00:07:59.711 - Yeah. Me too. - So what are you up to now? 00:08:06.718 --> 00:08:08.053 Not ripe yet. 00:08:10.289 --> 00:08:11.956 Oh, yeah! Oh, shit. 00:08:13.560 --> 00:08:15.727 Oh, God. 00:08:16.662 --> 00:08:18.863 Oh, God. 00:08:24.704 --> 00:08:26.707 Crabgrass? 00:08:27.707 --> 00:08:30.811 - Robin Peters. - Hey! How'd it go? 00:08:30.911 --> 00:08:33.146 She is fantastic. 00:08:33.246 --> 00:08:35.746 - Really? - Fantastic. 00:08:36.383 --> 00:08:38.817 - The interview, however... - Why? 00:08:40.386 --> 00:08:42.155 A two-time academy award nominee, right? 00:08:42.255 --> 00:08:44.425 Couldn't get arrested after Pole Dance. She claws her way back. 00:08:44.525 --> 00:08:46.360 Bit part here, supporting part there. 00:08:46.460 --> 00:08:48.929 - Oh, man, but her tits in Brick Layer. - I know. 00:08:49.029 --> 00:08:51.912 I know. Real, I think. That reminds me. I gotta call Geena. 00:08:52.012 --> 00:08:53.900 - Hey, remind me to call Geena. - All right, boss. 00:08:54.000 --> 00:08:55.802 - Okay, so she claws her way back. - Yes. Right. 00:08:55.902 --> 00:08:57.937 And so, this movie now is getting some real traction. 00:08:58.037 --> 00:09:03.074 So I show up and ask her what the readers of our magazine really wanna know. 00:09:06.279 --> 00:09:09.516 - You are cute and easy to talk to. - Oh, thank you. 00:09:10.316 --> 00:09:12.719 - You must be good at your job. - Oh, please. 00:09:12.819 --> 00:09:14.421 Well, you can put me at ease. 00:09:14.521 --> 00:09:16.636 - Well, you're easy. - Am I? 00:09:17.991 --> 00:09:20.728 Okay, on that note, I do have some questions for you. 00:09:20.828 --> 00:09:23.664 We have some business. There's some business we have to attend to. 00:09:23.764 --> 00:09:26.967 - Business. - Business, yes. Very serious stuff here. 00:09:27.939 --> 00:09:32.437 All right. Well, the readers of the magazine would like to know... 00:09:35.775 --> 00:09:38.042 What would your readers like to know? 00:09:40.980 --> 00:09:44.883 They wanna know about your dog. About Sloopy. 00:09:51.056 --> 00:09:55.894 It's a puggle, right? Her dog? It's a pug? 00:10:01.800 --> 00:10:04.905 You know who it is. Just give me a second, all right? 00:10:05.205 --> 00:10:06.905 Hey, babe. 00:10:08.307 --> 00:10:12.377 Around 5:00. So how... how... how's the baby? 00:10:14.046 --> 00:10:17.582 Oh, really. So, look, what I think you should... 00:10:18.451 --> 00:10:21.388 Yeah, you do whatever you think. 00:10:21.488 --> 00:10:23.791 At the end of the day, you're the mommy. Whatever you wanna do. 00:10:24.191 --> 00:10:28.129 I love you. Hello? Hello? 00:10:29.029 --> 00:10:32.264 - Everything okay? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's... 00:10:33.007 --> 00:10:36.169 She's just a little upset 'cause the baby's cranky, and I'm not around. 00:10:36.269 --> 00:10:38.638 - Because you're working. - Yeah. 00:10:38.738 --> 00:10:40.807 But I'm not there for her and the baby either. 00:10:40.907 --> 00:10:44.111 - Because you're at work. - I know. 00:10:44.611 --> 00:10:46.244 Just a really tough time right now. 00:10:47.646 --> 00:10:50.818 Maybe you can have Stacy call Geena. Maybe they can go to the park or something, 00:10:50.918 --> 00:10:52.467 get the kids out of the house for a little while. 00:10:52.567 --> 00:10:54.856 Really? That'd be okay with Geena? 00:10:56.356 --> 00:11:00.160 Are you kidding? Oh, she'd love that. 00:11:00.360 --> 00:11:04.431 Maybe... maybe Sunday while we're at golf. 00:11:05.431 --> 00:11:06.549 You didn't tell her about golf? 00:11:07.349 --> 00:11:10.026 I'm gonna. I promise. I am. It's... 00:11:10.126 --> 00:11:12.405 It's really rough right now with the kid. 00:11:12.505 --> 00:11:15.244 You know I have a baby, too, right? David... he's got a kid. 00:11:17.076 --> 00:11:18.142 I'll tell her tonight. 00:11:27.886 --> 00:11:30.421 Do these go with your pants, or are they workout gear? 00:11:34.827 --> 00:11:37.896 - So pants? - That's what they are. 00:11:44.003 --> 00:11:47.507 Hey, honey? Honey? 00:11:48.207 --> 00:11:49.109 What? 00:11:49.209 --> 00:11:51.478 So the guys are going golfing for father's day, 00:11:51.578 --> 00:11:54.412 and I was wondering if I could go with them? 00:11:57.249 --> 00:11:59.620 If you don't wanna spend father's day with your son, that's up to you. 00:11:59.720 --> 00:12:03.264 - No, I always wanna spend time with him. - Obviously you don't, Ward. 00:12:03.364 --> 00:12:06.493 You just told me you wanna spend it with the guys playing golf. 00:12:06.593 --> 00:12:08.395 I'm stuck here every day, but... 00:12:08.495 --> 00:12:11.231 I'm sure Tom wants to spend it with his wife and child. 00:12:11.331 --> 00:12:16.002 No, babe. Tom's going. Yeah, it was his idea. He's playing golf. 00:12:16.102 --> 00:12:20.707 Don't pass the blame. You're responsible for your own actions. All right? 00:12:20.807 --> 00:12:24.342 Not Tom or Ronnie or any of your other idiot friends. 00:12:27.180 --> 00:12:28.644 How's he doing? 00:12:29.850 --> 00:12:32.650 Yeah. He's such a good boy. 00:12:34.386 --> 00:12:38.658 Man, if I'm exhausted, you've just gotta be beat? He's a full-time job. 00:12:38.858 --> 00:12:40.892 I'm okay. 00:12:43.929 --> 00:12:48.733 - I'm almost back to my pre-baby weight. - I know, and you look great. 00:12:51.370 --> 00:12:53.445 You want a piece of this? 00:12:54.107 --> 00:12:57.777 Yeah. Yeah, you know I do. I'm just so tired, babe. 00:12:58.377 --> 00:13:00.811 Come on. I'm so tired. 00:13:01.547 --> 00:13:03.648 - Okay? - Yeah. 00:13:07.252 --> 00:13:09.721 - Night. - Night. 00:13:28.206 --> 00:13:30.277 You don't have a cappuccino machine, do you? 00:13:30.677 --> 00:13:34.679 - Big D! What'd you get? - Wow. You look like a fool. 00:13:36.949 --> 00:13:41.988 Hey, can I get a, breakfast Sandy, no mayo? Reminds me of cum. 00:13:42.088 --> 00:13:45.258 You know, make that two, and a froot loops. 00:13:46.086 --> 00:13:47.762 Lily! 00:13:48.160 --> 00:13:49.313 Brought your kid? 00:13:49.413 --> 00:13:53.591 Yeah. Amanda needed... I don't know. Something. Whatever. 00:13:53.991 --> 00:13:57.270 - You know, I'm not pulling my punches. - She's heard it all before. 00:13:57.370 --> 00:14:00.271 - Oh, I've got some new shit. - I doubt that. 00:14:04.776 --> 00:14:06.146 Yeah. Where you at? 00:14:06.546 --> 00:14:09.950 - Hey, man, how's it going? - You here? 00:14:10.050 --> 00:14:11.384 No. 00:14:11.484 --> 00:14:14.687 Look, I'm not gonna make it today. 00:14:14.787 --> 00:14:16.356 What are you talking about? It's fucking father's day. 00:14:16.756 --> 00:14:18.491 That's the thing. 00:14:18.591 --> 00:14:19.632 What a pussy. 00:14:20.393 --> 00:14:23.227 Sorry. Christ. Hit another. 00:14:24.897 --> 00:14:28.433 She says her relationship with her father is strained. 00:14:30.970 --> 00:14:32.605 - You're hitting three. - Shut up. 00:14:32.705 --> 00:14:35.640 - Dad. - Sorry, honey. 00:14:42.547 --> 00:14:44.651 - Fuck! - Dad! 00:14:44.851 --> 00:14:45.921 Sorry. 00:14:46.021 --> 00:14:48.355 You know what? I'm just gonna go ahead and talk in your back swing from now on 00:14:48.455 --> 00:14:50.455 if it doesn't make any difference. 00:14:51.991 --> 00:14:55.428 - I mean, do they even talk? - What's that mean, "strained"? 00:14:55.528 --> 00:14:57.996 - I don't know. - It means he's a fucking pussy. 00:15:02.467 --> 00:15:04.404 Tour quality. 00:15:04.504 --> 00:15:06.222 She says that father's day 00:15:06.322 --> 00:15:10.176 reminds her of how bad her relationship is with her father, and that she needs him. 00:15:10.276 --> 00:15:11.344 - Needs him? - Yep. 00:15:11.444 --> 00:15:15.482 She hates him. She spends her whole day terrorizing and berating that pussy. 00:15:15.582 --> 00:15:19.017 I mean, not that he doesn't deserve some of it, but fuck. 00:15:21.186 --> 00:15:23.089 - Not bad. You'll be okay. - Yeah. 00:15:23.489 --> 00:15:25.723 At least he's laying one. 00:16:00.859 --> 00:16:02.929 Did you tell her she sucked in Prairie Girl? 00:16:03.029 --> 00:16:06.766 Yeah, Ronnie, I did. I told Robin Peters that she sucked in Prairie Girl. 00:16:07.566 --> 00:16:09.369 You know what? She's top three for me. 00:16:09.469 --> 00:16:12.705 You just put me in a room with her, I would close that deal so fast. 00:16:12.805 --> 00:16:15.575 I met her a couple times. We used to have the same publicist. 00:16:15.675 --> 00:16:17.577 I think last time I saw her was in a gifting suite. 00:16:17.677 --> 00:16:20.313 - What the fuck is that? - That's my point, Ron. 00:16:20.413 --> 00:16:21.815 You'll never close with somebody like that 00:16:21.915 --> 00:16:24.017 because you need a connection, an introduction. 00:16:24.117 --> 00:16:26.819 - Tom, buddy? - No way. Never. 00:16:26.919 --> 00:16:30.790 All right. How about this? If I sink this putt, it'll happen. 00:16:30.890 --> 00:16:33.191 You sink this putt, I will shit in the cup. 00:16:37.229 --> 00:16:39.599 Na, na, na, na, na, na, na... Oh, God. 00:16:42.602 --> 00:16:44.435 Hey, I think you owe me some poo. 00:16:47.839 --> 00:16:49.774 Is that good? 00:16:51.877 --> 00:16:54.725 - Ward. He wants to know who's ahead. - Radio silence. 00:16:54.825 --> 00:16:58.586 - No way. No sac, no scores. - Daddy, what's a sack? 00:17:00.439 --> 00:17:05.725 It's a bag of doughnuts. Ward didn't show up with the bag of doughnuts, so... 00:17:05.925 --> 00:17:08.294 I mean, seriously, Tom, you know, there's not rocking the boat, 00:17:08.394 --> 00:17:10.797 and then there's sacrificing your entire fucking... 00:17:10.897 --> 00:17:12.799 Sorry. Your entire existence. 00:17:12.899 --> 00:17:15.668 I get it. Which sometimes has to occur when you have a kid. 00:17:15.768 --> 00:17:21.241 Yeah. Little bit. Christ, we haven't seen him since the christening. 00:17:21.841 --> 00:17:22.742 - What? - Me neither. 00:17:22.842 --> 00:17:24.811 Yeah. He won't let us come over. Germs. 00:17:25.611 --> 00:17:27.489 I miss that pussy. 00:17:28.214 --> 00:17:31.240 - Daddy. - I know. I know, honey. 00:17:31.917 --> 00:17:35.221 Just... can you go get us some M&M's? 00:17:35.667 --> 00:17:37.056 Terrible. 00:17:37.156 --> 00:17:39.549 I mean, come on. We joke about it, right? We joke about it, 00:17:39.649 --> 00:17:43.396 but Ward's always been easy to be bullied. She's a fucking bully! 00:17:43.496 --> 00:17:47.439 I mean, ever since she got pregnant, she's got him. He's fucking trapped. 00:17:47.539 --> 00:17:50.568 He called me before the baby was born. She was, like, four or five months pregnant. 00:17:50.668 --> 00:17:55.241 He was in tears. "I'm a horrible husband. I can't make her happy. I treat her badly." 00:17:55.341 --> 00:17:57.044 - What? - Yeah. Oh, yeah. 00:17:57.144 --> 00:17:59.612 Yeah, she's got him believing that all of her problems stem from him. 00:17:59.712 --> 00:18:02.348 How his parents hate her and all this fucking bullshit. 00:18:02.748 --> 00:18:04.815 We should just kill her. 00:18:06.119 --> 00:18:07.549 Sure. 00:18:07.854 --> 00:18:10.924 But you gotta think about the kid growing up without a mother. 00:18:11.024 --> 00:18:12.391 I wouldn't do that to a kid. 00:18:12.491 --> 00:18:14.527 It's better than growing up with that troll as your mother. 00:18:14.627 --> 00:18:16.129 - That's so true. - That's true. 00:18:16.229 --> 00:18:18.431 - Or we could kill him. - Ramone? 00:18:18.531 --> 00:18:20.200 - What? - Dude. 00:18:20.300 --> 00:18:23.434 No, War... you don't kill a fucking baby. Ward. 00:18:23.534 --> 00:18:26.372 I'd do that for him. I'd do that for him. It's a mercy killing. 00:18:27.127 --> 00:18:29.542 Fuck that, because then the kid's gotta grow up with her. 00:18:29.642 --> 00:18:33.146 I wouldn't do that to the kid. Not even one I'm not allowed to see. 00:18:33.246 --> 00:18:37.250 Besides, if Ward's not here, who am I gonna wreck on the golf course? 00:18:37.850 --> 00:18:40.320 - David. - It's too easy. 00:18:40.620 --> 00:18:42.055 Oh, yeah? 00:18:42.155 --> 00:18:45.458 - How's being separated? - Go fuck yourself. 00:18:45.758 --> 00:18:47.391 Point made. 00:18:48.860 --> 00:18:51.431 There's a theory that everybody gets one. 00:18:51.531 --> 00:18:54.066 - One what? - One murder. 00:18:54.166 --> 00:18:57.270 Okay. How do you do it and not get caught? 00:18:57.370 --> 00:19:02.183 Well, she's got no friends. Mom died. 00:19:02.383 --> 00:19:06.277 - Dad doesn't seem to care, I'm sure. - It's true... no one would miss her. 00:19:09.148 --> 00:19:12.319 - What'd you do, eat me for breakfast? - You should think of murder at every address. 00:19:12.419 --> 00:19:14.719 Daddy! 00:19:17.956 --> 00:19:20.593 So what's the distance? 00:19:20.693 --> 00:19:22.860 I don't know. 180, 190. 00:19:29.835 --> 00:19:31.848 I should go pro. 00:20:01.185 --> 00:20:04.535 Do you hear that? Do you hear it? 00:20:30.962 --> 00:20:33.967 Now that you woke our baby up, you're gonna get me a foot-long sub. 00:20:34.067 --> 00:20:36.202 Double meat, double cheese. 00:20:36.302 --> 00:20:39.405 Or are you gonna keep doing nothing for your family because it's father's day? 00:20:39.505 --> 00:20:42.039 Jesus! Are you sick? 00:20:44.075 --> 00:20:45.978 - Good times today, boys. - It was. 00:20:46.078 --> 00:20:47.480 - Definitely. - Lovely. 00:20:47.580 --> 00:20:50.494 - I miss our black friend. - We could kill her, you know? 00:20:50.594 --> 00:20:52.952 Sure, buddy. You know what? That sounds like a plan. 00:20:53.052 --> 00:20:56.472 Now that you've been killed off your last three TV shows and your wife moved out, 00:20:56.572 --> 00:20:58.758 you got all the time in the world to plan it out. 00:20:58.858 --> 00:21:02.603 All right. A: that's just a trial separation. We're just trying to work things out. 00:21:02.703 --> 00:21:05.332 Okay. Sure, sure. What's B? 00:21:08.033 --> 00:21:09.266 Nobody loves you. 00:21:22.113 --> 00:21:23.416 Hey, there he is. 00:21:23.816 --> 00:21:25.318 - Hi, Bruce. - How are ya? 00:21:25.418 --> 00:21:28.655 - Good. How are you? - Good. How was golf? 00:21:28.755 --> 00:21:33.092 I didn't make it today. It's father's day, so I'm gonna spend it with my family. 00:21:33.192 --> 00:21:35.895 Yeah, yeah, yeah. My kids called me earlier. 00:21:36.895 --> 00:21:38.197 They're in Arizona, right? 00:21:38.297 --> 00:21:40.667 Very good. Scottsdale. With their mother. 00:21:40.767 --> 00:21:42.769 Hey, I was thinking, next time you guys go hit the links, 00:21:42.869 --> 00:21:45.104 maybe I could dust off my clubs and play a round with you? 00:21:45.504 --> 00:21:46.839 - I'll let you know. - All righty. 00:21:46.939 --> 00:21:50.510 You know, I got a badge. I flash that thing, we're gonna get a hell of a discount. 00:21:51.110 --> 00:21:54.278 - Okay. - All right. I will see you later. 00:22:00.919 --> 00:22:04.123 - Good times, man. - I know. 00:22:04.223 --> 00:22:08.427 It's okay to have a life, you know. I mean, have something outside of your family. 00:22:08.527 --> 00:22:11.798 - That balance is important. - I know. I just wish... 00:22:11.898 --> 00:22:15.902 I wish Stacy had something else to focus on other than just Ramone. 00:22:16.002 --> 00:22:18.235 Like a hobby or a friend. Just something. 00:22:20.539 --> 00:22:22.542 - Please. - She's a dick. 00:22:22.642 --> 00:22:25.178 Yes, I know. I know she is. 00:22:26.078 --> 00:22:29.947 - I'll need backup. - Okay. Great idea. 00:22:32.117 --> 00:22:33.519 Hey! 00:22:33.619 --> 00:22:37.256 - Oh, my God. You look great. - Who picked this place? The parking sucks! 00:22:37.356 --> 00:22:40.827 - Really? I found a spot right away. - It doesn't seem that full. 00:22:40.927 --> 00:22:43.329 Yeah, well, it was full for me, and he hates elevators, 00:22:43.429 --> 00:22:45.863 and the stairs smell like piss, and... 00:22:46.431 --> 00:22:48.108 Where's Larry? 00:22:49.135 --> 00:22:50.870 Your kid. 00:22:50.970 --> 00:22:52.638 Charlie. 00:22:52.738 --> 00:22:55.908 I-I thought you said you didn't want us to bring the kids. 00:22:56.008 --> 00:22:58.244 Yeah, like a girls' lunch. 00:22:58.344 --> 00:23:00.713 - Should we go home now? - No. 00:23:00.813 --> 00:23:04.014 - No! - Yes. 00:23:44.523 --> 00:23:47.026 And just know, it does get better every day. 00:23:47.126 --> 00:23:50.062 I know everybody says that, but it's true. 00:23:50.162 --> 00:23:52.365 And when they start to talk, it's so cute. 00:23:52.465 --> 00:23:56.200 Yeah, but when they start to talk, they don't shut up, right? 00:23:57.936 --> 00:23:59.639 I... I know for me, 00:23:59.739 --> 00:24:03.876 once Charlie started sleeping in his own room, things got a little better. 00:24:03.976 --> 00:24:05.845 Oh, Ramone doesn't sleep in his own room. 00:24:05.945 --> 00:24:08.314 No, the only place he can fall asleep is here, on me. 00:24:08.514 --> 00:24:11.517 Yeah, but then you put him in his bed after he's asleep, right? 00:24:11.617 --> 00:24:14.153 Yeah, so he can wake up and cry? No. 00:24:14.253 --> 00:24:17.790 You're not afraid you're gonna roll over on him in his sleep or something? 00:24:18.190 --> 00:24:20.492 Some days I wish I would. 00:24:21.192 --> 00:24:23.729 I'm kidding. God. 00:24:24.029 --> 00:24:26.499 No. Years ago, I trained myself to be a back sleeper, you know? 00:24:26.599 --> 00:24:31.504 'Cause Ward's a spooner, and... I can't even stand the thought of him touching me. 00:24:31.604 --> 00:24:33.940 I miss spooning. 00:24:34.040 --> 00:24:36.576 I'm sorry you guys are having such a tough time. 00:24:36.676 --> 00:24:40.380 It's just hard for me to be with someone who has no direction or no passion. 00:24:40.480 --> 00:24:44.350 We don't connect, and... whatever. It's tough. On me, on Lily. 00:24:44.450 --> 00:24:48.721 I know how you feel. I mean, it's different. We connect. We just... 00:24:48.821 --> 00:24:52.592 We don't... have that spark, you know? 00:24:53.192 --> 00:24:57.029 - What's that smell? Do we smell that? - I think it's... 00:24:57.129 --> 00:25:01.300 Yeah, it's not me who took the big dump in his pants, it's Ramone. 00:25:01.400 --> 00:25:03.269 - Do you wanna go change him? - Yeah. 00:25:03.369 --> 00:25:06.770 He doesn't mind a dirty diaper. Unless you do? 00:25:12.644 --> 00:25:14.845 - What's up? - Hey. 00:25:16.649 --> 00:25:19.451 - So I've been looking into it. - Into what? 00:25:19.551 --> 00:25:20.987 - What's up, Ken? - What's up, Ron? 00:25:21.087 --> 00:25:23.923 What we were talking about with Ward's wife. 00:25:24.623 --> 00:25:26.125 - I don't know. - You know. 00:25:26.225 --> 00:25:29.895 No, I don't know. If I knew, I would've said, "oh, yeah, right. I know." 00:25:29.995 --> 00:25:33.032 - What the fuck you talking about? - About killing her. 00:25:33.132 --> 00:25:35.999 - Hey, Ashley. - Hi, Ronnie. 00:25:37.602 --> 00:25:41.441 Do you have a fucking wire loose? We were kidding. 00:25:41.541 --> 00:25:45.711 I'm just saying that... that, the conversation inspired me. 00:25:45.811 --> 00:25:49.348 That kind of shit fascinates me, you know? The mind of a serial killer. 00:25:49.548 --> 00:25:52.451 - Bro, she's an asshole, right? - Yeah. 00:25:52.551 --> 00:25:55.121 Yeah. And when people are assholes, we talk about wanting them dead, 00:25:55.221 --> 00:25:58.024 but we don't actually want them fucking dead. 00:25:58.124 --> 00:26:00.226 What the fuck is wrong with you? 00:26:00.626 --> 00:26:01.927 - Hey, Tina. - Hi, Ron. 00:26:02.127 --> 00:26:05.565 - Do you know everyone here? Is that... - How do you think I make a living? 00:26:05.665 --> 00:26:08.868 I train all these people. I'm at work right now, bro. 00:26:08.968 --> 00:26:12.805 - You train all these people? - Not yet. That's how it starts. 00:26:12.905 --> 00:26:15.474 I do a couple push-ups, I sit here in a beater. 00:26:15.574 --> 00:26:18.044 They're like, "Oh, hey, hi. You're a trainer? 00:26:18.144 --> 00:26:21.618 Oh, my God, I'm so fat. I totally needed a trainer." Next thing you know, 00:26:21.718 --> 00:26:25.883 they're paying me two hundo an hour to basically teabag them while they bench press. 00:26:28.787 --> 00:26:30.322 And there's something wrong with me? 00:26:30.422 --> 00:26:33.859 Hey, man, I'm a pervert. I'm not talking about trying to fucking kill somebody. 00:26:33.959 --> 00:26:37.563 Oh, shit. It's not like I'd do it. It just... 00:26:37.663 --> 00:26:42.366 it's just interesting to think about how you'd get away with it. 00:26:43.968 --> 00:26:45.805 That's all. 00:27:01.220 --> 00:27:04.356 - Hi, daddy. - Hello. Hello. 00:27:04.456 --> 00:27:06.792 Can you believe it? Like, it's been a year. It's crazy. 00:27:06.892 --> 00:27:10.697 I know. It's crazy, right? It's like he was born last week. 00:27:11.697 --> 00:27:15.000 Time flies when you're not stuck at home every day for the baby. 00:27:15.400 --> 00:27:17.303 Yeah, but... but it's fun. 00:27:17.403 --> 00:27:21.905 Sure. We have fun when daddy abandons us. Right? We have fun. 00:27:23.842 --> 00:27:26.021 - What's wrong with you? Are you sick? - No, I'm fine. 00:27:26.121 --> 00:27:29.014 - You make my baby sick, and... - I'm not sick. 00:27:29.314 --> 00:27:31.984 It's cake time, Ward. Wrap it up. 00:27:32.784 --> 00:27:34.220 It's cake time, guys, so... 00:27:34.320 --> 00:27:35.988 - Dude, what the hell? - What? 00:27:36.088 --> 00:27:39.058 She's just worried about the baby, that's all. 00:27:39.158 --> 00:27:41.828 - Howdy, neighbor. - Hey, Bruce, how's it going? 00:27:41.928 --> 00:27:43.362 - Good. - Thank you for coming. 00:27:43.462 --> 00:27:45.264 - Thank you for having me. - Yeah. 00:27:45.364 --> 00:27:47.233 - I'm sorry. Tom. - Good to see you, man. 00:27:47.333 --> 00:27:48.634 - Hey, guys. How are you? - Ronnie. 00:27:48.734 --> 00:27:51.536 - You met Geena, right? - Yes, yes. Good to see you. 00:27:51.636 --> 00:27:53.906 Ward keeps threatening to take me golfing with you guys. 00:27:54.006 --> 00:27:56.342 - Next time you go out, let me know. - Yeah. We'll do that. 00:27:56.642 --> 00:27:57.977 I play from the tips. 00:27:58.831 --> 00:27:59.979 Okay. 00:28:02.147 --> 00:28:05.284 Yeah, yeah. Cake time. 00:28:05.484 --> 00:28:07.653 Stop it. It's half a Benadryl. He'll be fine. 00:28:07.753 --> 00:28:09.655 - I understand that. - I've done it before. He'll be fine. 00:28:09.755 --> 00:28:11.989 I just don't think it's really... 00:28:13.291 --> 00:28:14.858 Tom? 00:28:17.563 --> 00:28:18.931 - Hello? - Is this Tom? 00:28:19.031 --> 00:28:20.633 - Speaking. - Hey. 00:28:20.733 --> 00:28:22.535 - Hey. - You don't know who this is. 00:28:22.635 --> 00:28:23.936 No, I'm sorry. I don't. 00:28:24.036 --> 00:28:28.174 Well, we had a really nice meal together a little while ago, 00:28:28.274 --> 00:28:32.945 the result of which was a fairly bland article in your magazine. 00:28:33.045 --> 00:28:36.647 Yeah, of course. It's work. 00:28:39.984 --> 00:28:42.454 - Robin? Robin Peters? - Am I interrupting something? 00:28:42.554 --> 00:28:45.725 No, you're not interrupting anything. Hi. How are you? 00:28:45.825 --> 00:28:48.594 A little out of my comfort zone, actually. 00:28:48.694 --> 00:28:51.330 I was waiting for you to call me, 00:28:51.430 --> 00:28:55.201 - and when the call never came... - Well, I-I... 00:28:55.501 --> 00:28:57.636 I thought that we had a really nice time together. 00:28:57.736 --> 00:29:00.673 We did have a nice time. Yeah, I enjoyed it. 00:29:00.773 --> 00:29:03.909 - You enjoyed it? - I really liked it, actually. 00:29:04.009 --> 00:29:06.912 Did you think about it afterwards? 00:29:07.412 --> 00:29:09.782 Of course. Yeah. I mean... 00:29:09.882 --> 00:29:15.120 - I thought that we made a real connection. - Yeah. I felt it. The connection. 00:29:15.220 --> 00:29:17.022 Well, I think we should see each other again. 00:29:17.222 --> 00:29:19.825 I'd like that... to see you again, yeah. 00:29:19.925 --> 00:29:22.828 Maybe for a more in-depth interview? 00:29:22.928 --> 00:29:25.097 Definitely. Something deeper. 00:29:25.197 --> 00:29:28.234 This is my cell. Call me on Tuesday. 00:29:28.334 --> 00:29:30.703 Okay. I will. I'll... I'll call you Tuesday. 00:29:30.803 --> 00:29:33.337 - Good-bye, Tom. - Good-bye. 00:29:34.305 --> 00:29:38.211 - You got a hot date, Tom? - You scared the shit out of me. 00:29:40.207 --> 00:29:41.313 I'm sorry. What'd you say? 00:29:41.413 --> 00:29:45.452 - A hot date. Tuesday, was it? - I don't know what you're talking about. 00:29:46.752 --> 00:29:50.456 I wouldn't blame you. I never thought you and Geena would make it, you know. 00:29:50.556 --> 00:29:53.325 She's too, boring and desperate. 00:29:53.425 --> 00:29:58.096 - Not that those are bad qualities, but... - Okay. Time out. That was work. 00:29:59.172 --> 00:30:02.101 You're just different. Not good different. 00:30:02.201 --> 00:30:05.405 Not like me and Ward. We're good different. We make it work. 00:30:05.505 --> 00:30:08.173 But, you know, maybe that's because he's not a cheater. 00:30:08.473 --> 00:30:11.911 Ward's too much of a pussy to be a cheater. But what do I know? 00:30:12.311 --> 00:30:14.814 I never thought you were a cheater either. 00:30:14.914 --> 00:30:16.415 Okay. Thank you. 00:30:16.515 --> 00:30:19.018 Listen. Come here. Come here. 00:30:19.118 --> 00:30:20.486 Look... 00:30:20.586 --> 00:30:22.788 I thought about cheating too. 00:30:22.888 --> 00:30:27.126 And you know what? Maybe I've already done it. 00:30:27.226 --> 00:30:31.530 It's fun, right? Secret phone calls... 00:30:31.630 --> 00:30:34.564 "I'll see you Tuesday"... 00:30:35.533 --> 00:30:37.737 We're a lot alike. 00:30:37.837 --> 00:30:42.607 You and me, Tom... we could do it now. We could cheat now. 00:30:44.809 --> 00:30:48.882 Maybe... maybe there's some advantages to being with people as naive, 00:30:48.982 --> 00:30:53.285 stupid as Geena and my little Ward. 00:30:53.885 --> 00:30:56.086 I wonder what Geena would think of that phone call. 00:31:02.460 --> 00:31:04.161 What the fuck? 00:31:08.900 --> 00:31:10.636 Fuck. 00:31:11.170 --> 00:31:13.472 Oh, fuck. 00:31:24.015 --> 00:31:25.618 Okay. 00:31:26.118 --> 00:31:27.718 Okay. 00:32:13.264 --> 00:32:14.898 Oh, shit. 00:32:16.067 --> 00:32:17.701 Oh, shit. 00:32:20.638 --> 00:32:24.243 Okay. Okay. 00:32:24.543 --> 00:32:26.376 Oh, shit. 00:32:31.349 --> 00:32:34.051 Okay. Okay. 00:32:37.688 --> 00:32:39.591 Let me ask you a question... 00:32:39.691 --> 00:32:42.127 - That was quite a call. - Yeah. 00:32:42.227 --> 00:32:44.363 Your wife says you're almost out of diapers. 00:32:44.463 --> 00:32:46.265 - Really? - Yeah. 00:32:46.365 --> 00:32:48.500 Okay. You guys will be here when I get back, right? 00:32:48.600 --> 00:32:50.970 - You know I will be. - We should probably get going. 00:32:51.070 --> 00:32:52.404 Yeah. We'll be here. We'll be here. 00:32:52.504 --> 00:32:55.405 - All right. See you in a sec. - Yep. 00:32:57.575 --> 00:33:00.512 - Is everything okay? - Yeah. 00:33:00.612 --> 00:33:02.946 - You're lying. - Big-time. 00:33:04.049 --> 00:33:05.952 I just wanted to mash her face in the cake, you know? 00:33:06.052 --> 00:33:08.587 But then she slipped, and... I don't know. 00:33:08.687 --> 00:33:10.589 - Tom! - Holy shit, dude. 00:33:10.689 --> 00:33:12.291 - Yeah, I know. - She's dead? 00:33:12.391 --> 00:33:13.859 Yeah. 00:33:13.959 --> 00:33:16.244 But... but it was an accident, right? I mean... 00:33:16.344 --> 00:33:19.398 Wait. Is that icing on her neck? 00:33:19.598 --> 00:33:22.820 Well, yeah. She was bleeding all over, and she still had a pulse, so I... 00:33:22.920 --> 00:33:25.270 So you strangled her? 00:33:25.570 --> 00:33:28.271 I don't know. Maybe. Yeah. Yeah. 00:33:30.475 --> 00:33:34.580 I think she's probably put on six or seven pounds since I saw her last. 00:33:34.680 --> 00:33:36.773 No, I think that's just the cake... 00:33:36.873 --> 00:33:40.652 - No, I... I thought that earlier. - ...on her face. 00:33:40.752 --> 00:33:42.855 So what do we do? 00:33:42.955 --> 00:33:47.259 Well, we could've called 911 and said she slipped but now that you strangled her... 00:33:47.359 --> 00:33:50.195 No. I couldn't risk her waking up and saying I smashed her face in the cake. 00:33:50.295 --> 00:33:53.432 - No, I know. I know that. - They'd know that she was strangled? 00:33:53.532 --> 00:33:56.135 Yeah. Look at her neck. That'll tell everything. 00:33:56.435 --> 00:33:58.637 - I'm an idiot. Fuck! - Hey. 00:33:58.737 --> 00:34:01.206 - So I'm sorry... - Can we just focus for a second, please? 00:34:01.306 --> 00:34:03.175 My best friend's dead wife is lying in a pool of blood, 00:34:03.275 --> 00:34:05.611 covered with cake on his kitchen floor! 00:34:05.711 --> 00:34:09.281 I got diapers! Got the last pack. 00:34:09.481 --> 00:34:11.215 Hey, man. 00:34:21.192 --> 00:34:23.129 You? 00:34:23.629 --> 00:34:25.089 No. 00:34:28.866 --> 00:34:30.373 Yeah. 00:34:32.637 --> 00:34:34.938 Dude, we didn't need diapers. 00:34:36.541 --> 00:34:39.275 - Where's Ramone? - Fuck! 00:34:40.645 --> 00:34:43.248 You killed my wife, and you left my baby outside? 00:34:43.448 --> 00:34:47.517 - I did not leave your kid outside. - Oh, my God! 00:34:48.486 --> 00:34:50.889 I'll take a look. 00:34:51.789 --> 00:34:53.823 I know what to do. 00:35:00.597 --> 00:35:02.698 We're in the kitchen! 00:35:05.036 --> 00:35:06.134 What? 00:35:06.234 --> 00:35:08.026 - Holy shit! - I know. 00:35:08.226 --> 00:35:10.275 - Jesus! - Right? 00:35:10.575 --> 00:35:13.879 - She dead? - Yeah. Oh, yeah. 00:35:15.213 --> 00:35:16.448 Your hair looks great! 00:35:16.548 --> 00:35:20.219 - You like it? I'm not sure. - Yeah! Really great. 00:35:20.319 --> 00:35:22.424 All right, we need your help. 00:35:26.957 --> 00:35:28.360 Okay. 00:35:29.460 --> 00:35:31.194 This is crazy. 00:35:32.530 --> 00:35:35.534 Anyway... when I was researching how to dispose of her body, 00:35:35.634 --> 00:35:38.303 I came up with a bunch of possible solutions. 00:35:38.403 --> 00:35:40.039 - When? - What? 00:35:40.139 --> 00:35:43.340 When were you researching how to dispose of her body? 00:35:46.611 --> 00:35:47.832 Just when Ron called. 00:35:47.932 --> 00:35:51.283 No. No. You didn't know she was dead when he called. 00:35:51.383 --> 00:35:54.686 I-I knew that... I knew that... 00:35:55.486 --> 00:35:57.889 Not her... body. Not your lovely wife. 00:35:57.989 --> 00:36:00.459 I... that's what was so crazy about all this, 00:36:00.559 --> 00:36:03.362 is I... have been doing all this research 00:36:03.462 --> 00:36:06.196 about how to get away with murder. For a role that I'm preparing for. 00:36:08.532 --> 00:36:09.935 You guys planned this. 00:36:10.035 --> 00:36:13.905 No, I never intended to kill your wife. I did not. 00:36:14.005 --> 00:36:18.176 We had talked not seriously about Stacy dying, about killing her. 00:36:18.276 --> 00:36:19.444 - You serious? - Gross! 00:36:19.544 --> 00:36:22.514 - Fuck, dude, shut up! - Well, we had. We had talked about it. 00:36:22.614 --> 00:36:26.085 - What the fuck? - Look, I... 00:36:26.185 --> 00:36:29.054 No, it's... I'm sor... 00:36:29.154 --> 00:36:32.601 We were passing time on the golf course. It wasn't serious! It was guys talking. 00:36:32.901 --> 00:36:37.362 Obviously, it was serious. Because fucking Harvey Keitel here has... 00:36:38.251 --> 00:36:41.272 - Thank you. - ...researched and compiled what... 00:36:41.372 --> 00:36:46.571 What is this? Three pages of copious notes on how to kill my wife? 00:36:46.671 --> 00:36:48.774 Not how to kill your wife. How to dispose of her body. 00:36:48.874 --> 00:36:52.096 - That's completely different! - Thank you very much. Thank you very much. 00:36:53.511 --> 00:36:56.782 I'm sorry that we... we talked about killing your wife. 00:36:56.882 --> 00:37:00.052 - Even as a joke, it's not cool. - Yeah. 00:37:00.352 --> 00:37:03.019 - Yeah, me too. - Right. 00:37:06.490 --> 00:37:10.762 Okay, let's get started. I got a few options. A few different ways of doing this. 00:37:10.862 --> 00:37:12.698 Of course I have my favorite, but I think ultimately 00:37:12.798 --> 00:37:15.534 this is a decision that we should come to as a group. 00:37:15.634 --> 00:37:17.599 - Agreed. - If it's cool with Ward? 00:37:17.699 --> 00:37:19.126 Sure. Why not? Fuck it. 00:37:19.226 --> 00:37:23.709 Beautiful! There is the basic burial method. Either whole or dismembered. 00:37:23.809 --> 00:37:28.146 We take the body to a remote location, dig a hole, or holes, and bury this bitch. 00:37:29.803 --> 00:37:31.049 I'm sorry. 00:37:33.187 --> 00:37:36.588 If we do choose this way, it is better to dismember the body into six pieces. 00:37:36.688 --> 00:37:38.857 We want to go head, torso, four limbs, 00:37:38.957 --> 00:37:41.360 put each in a garbage bag, fill them with bleach. 00:37:41.560 --> 00:37:46.098 Now, the bleach not only disguises any scent for any wandering animals, or... 00:37:46.198 --> 00:37:50.535 or search parties, but it also begins the breakdown process of the flesh. 00:37:51.837 --> 00:37:54.216 Okay, then we just... we just go to different locations, 00:37:54.316 --> 00:37:57.172 - and we just bury her there. - That makes sense. 00:37:57.272 --> 00:38:00.467 - I think so. - Yeah, that sounds about right. But... 00:38:00.567 --> 00:38:05.250 What about DNA? What about... what about dental records? What about fingerprints? 00:38:05.350 --> 00:38:08.053 - Good question! - Thank you. 00:38:08.153 --> 00:38:10.522 Regardless of any method, and I got a few more, 00:38:10.622 --> 00:38:13.415 we want to cut off and burn the tips of her fingers, pull out her teeth... 00:38:13.515 --> 00:38:16.094 if we can't pull them out, grind them all the way down. 00:38:16.194 --> 00:38:18.630 We just want to get rid of any easy identifiers. 00:38:18.730 --> 00:38:19.848 What about her face? 00:38:19.948 --> 00:38:22.148 That too. We got to make it totally unrecognizable. 00:38:22.260 --> 00:38:25.170 - All right. - I'm gonna need some more wine. 00:38:25.370 --> 00:38:27.706 - Will you get wine? - Yeah. 00:38:27.806 --> 00:38:31.109 I'm just gonna keep going. Here's the guy Ritchie method. Now. 00:38:31.309 --> 00:38:34.446 I looked this up, and I couldn't really find any concrete documentation on it, 00:38:34.546 --> 00:38:37.949 but it sounds really cool. Having her eaten by pigs. 00:38:39.651 --> 00:38:41.587 Now we'd have to get her weight right 00:38:41.687 --> 00:38:44.523 so that I can get the appropriate number of swine. 00:38:44.623 --> 00:38:47.191 Well, did you know what she weighed? 00:38:47.586 --> 00:38:49.894 Between 133 and 134. 00:38:49.994 --> 00:38:52.898 - That is way low! - Yeah, way low. 00:38:53.398 --> 00:38:56.501 - Women are brutal. - We don't have any fucking pigs. 00:38:56.601 --> 00:39:00.372 I know. That's why there's the ocean. We weigh her down, take her out to sea. 00:39:00.472 --> 00:39:03.074 Now, you do run the risk of her washing ashore 00:39:03.174 --> 00:39:05.744 unless you just jam her into an oil drum and just pack it with concrete. 00:39:05.844 --> 00:39:07.780 - Yeah, but we don't have a boat. - We can always rent a boat. 00:39:07.880 --> 00:39:12.356 - I'd love to go on a boat. - Me, too. A cruise. 00:39:12.456 --> 00:39:13.218 - Really? - Yeah. 00:39:13.318 --> 00:39:15.053 What, and then at some point we just tell the captain, 00:39:15.153 --> 00:39:18.557 "Hey, can you stop for a second while we just drop some shit overboard?" 00:39:19.821 --> 00:39:22.830 What we could do is chop her up into tiny pieces, 00:39:22.930 --> 00:39:25.251 and throw her over bit by bit. He'd never see that. 00:39:25.351 --> 00:39:27.359 - What, like Chum? - Yeah. It'd be like Shawshank, 00:39:27.459 --> 00:39:30.687 when... when Andy would take pieces from his cell wall 00:39:30.787 --> 00:39:33.339 - and sprinkle 'em in the yard. - I love that movie. 00:39:33.439 --> 00:39:35.540 You know? There's no women in that movie. Isn't that weird? 00:39:36.240 --> 00:39:38.343 We could go big and do a wood chipper. 00:39:38.443 --> 00:39:40.745 - Fargo! - Oh, I love that movie, too. 00:39:40.945 --> 00:39:44.383 I mean, you shove her right into the teeth, it's almost impossible to trace. 00:39:44.483 --> 00:39:48.180 Yeah, but well, no. You could trace the wood chipper through the rental, though. 00:39:48.280 --> 00:39:52.391 Yeah. You would have to use cash, use a fake name or a disguise. 00:39:52.491 --> 00:39:55.494 - That's a pain in the ass. - It is. 00:39:56.280 --> 00:39:57.381 Oh! This is good. All right. 00:39:57.481 --> 00:40:00.049 Now, depending on what type of equipment you've got here in the house, 00:40:01.049 --> 00:40:02.585 we could... 00:40:02.685 --> 00:40:05.871 grind her almost completely down. 00:40:05.971 --> 00:40:08.407 Like just, send her on down the sewer. 00:40:08.507 --> 00:40:11.343 Right down into the drain. It's gonna take a little longer. 00:40:11.443 --> 00:40:13.878 You do run the risk of alerting the neighbors to the noise, 00:40:14.578 --> 00:40:17.749 of the machinery, or the smell... 00:40:17.849 --> 00:40:19.882 but, we would keep it all in the house. 00:40:20.918 --> 00:40:22.120 - You don't like that one. - No. 00:40:22.320 --> 00:40:24.689 - He doesn't like that. - All right. 00:40:24.789 --> 00:40:25.736 Is that it? 00:40:25.836 --> 00:40:28.470 I mean, unless anybody knows anyone with access to an incinerator. 00:40:28.770 --> 00:40:30.161 No, I don't. 00:40:30.461 --> 00:40:32.497 I... no. 00:40:32.597 --> 00:40:34.608 Well, then, that's it. 00:40:34.908 --> 00:40:38.778 I am partial to dismembering and burying. I think it's the easiest, 00:40:38.878 --> 00:40:42.941 especially if we separate the pieces. It will just be the hardest to trace. 00:40:43.041 --> 00:40:44.409 I agree. I agree. Ladies? 00:40:44.509 --> 00:40:46.111 - Go with the first choice. - Oh, good. 00:40:46.211 --> 00:40:48.713 - Ward? - Yeah. Totally agree. 00:40:48.813 --> 00:40:52.317 - We should chop her up and bury her. - Great. That's what I wanted to hear. Okay. 00:40:52.417 --> 00:40:55.487 So tomorrow we're gonna reconvene here before golf... 00:40:55.587 --> 00:40:58.223 - Wait. - You're playing golf tomorrow? 00:40:58.323 --> 00:41:01.960 We have a 3:00 tee time. Everything needs to appear completely normal 00:41:02.060 --> 00:41:05.797 so that when we alert the police to the fact that Stacy's disappeared, 00:41:05.897 --> 00:41:08.033 we'll have no questions. 00:41:08.133 --> 00:41:10.735 I can't remember the last time I played golf with these guys. 00:41:10.835 --> 00:41:13.338 - It is gonna be fun. - Cool. 00:41:13.438 --> 00:41:15.507 Right, now Tom, you go buy some bleach. 00:41:15.607 --> 00:41:19.144 The more the better. Pay with cash and throw away the receipt. 00:41:19.344 --> 00:41:22.548 We'll move Stacy into the bathtub, bleed her out, then clean this place up. 00:41:22.648 --> 00:41:26.351 Tomorrow we'll cut her up and bag her before golf. You ladies will do... 00:41:26.451 --> 00:41:30.068 whatever it is that you do while we're at golf. We'll each take a bag. 00:41:31.222 --> 00:41:33.759 Fuck! Get me out! Fuck! 00:41:33.859 --> 00:41:35.325 Get me up! 00:41:36.295 --> 00:41:38.327 Fuck, man! 00:41:39.396 --> 00:41:41.209 I'm out of shape. 00:41:46.151 --> 00:41:48.607 - I'll rinse these. - Okay. 00:41:49.136 --> 00:41:50.473 Kitchen. 00:41:57.181 --> 00:41:59.751 Got to make sure there's no trace of anything in there. 00:41:59.851 --> 00:42:03.221 Got to get on our knees, scrub-a-dub-dub. 00:42:03.321 --> 00:42:07.423 No blood, no anything that could point a finger in our direction. 00:42:10.160 --> 00:42:12.697 Just keep your eyes on the task at hand... 00:42:12.897 --> 00:42:14.831 and you should be golden. 00:42:27.944 --> 00:42:29.281 Looks pretty great! 00:42:29.381 --> 00:42:32.958 Definitely doesn't look like somebody was killed in here, that's for sure. 00:42:34.052 --> 00:42:37.063 Hey, man. I'm really sorry I killed your wife. 00:42:38.656 --> 00:42:41.426 I know. I know you are. 00:42:41.526 --> 00:42:43.195 You guys are like family to me. 00:42:43.295 --> 00:42:46.264 - We always have been. - Ramone, too. 00:42:46.364 --> 00:42:48.431 We love you guys. 00:42:50.467 --> 00:42:52.969 I haven't seen your kid in months, man! 00:42:56.740 --> 00:42:58.610 There he is. 00:42:58.710 --> 00:43:00.276 Yeah. 00:43:02.313 --> 00:43:05.617 - He's beautiful. - So beautiful. 00:43:05.717 --> 00:43:09.752 - Thanks. - So peaceful. So innocent. 00:43:10.788 --> 00:43:12.591 - Fuck! - What? 00:43:12.691 --> 00:43:14.826 We forgot to bleed her out. 00:43:15.526 --> 00:43:17.226 Come on, come on. 00:43:26.536 --> 00:43:28.231 Okay. 00:43:29.374 --> 00:43:32.241 Oh. Honey, could you go in the kitchen and grab me a knife? 00:43:34.511 --> 00:43:38.207 Okay, guys, we have to remember that we need to bury all our clothes in a bag. 00:43:38.307 --> 00:43:39.672 What? 00:43:40.991 --> 00:43:43.085 I love these shoes. 00:43:44.855 --> 00:43:46.825 - This good? - That's perfect. Thank you. 00:43:47.653 --> 00:43:50.301 Yeah. Tom. Take it. 00:43:50.901 --> 00:43:56.067 So what I need you to do is, "cut the thigh diagonally...?" 00:43:56.167 --> 00:43:59.070 Now make sure you get deep enough to hit the femoral artery, 00:43:59.170 --> 00:44:02.040 so you gotta go in pretty good. Give it a good whack. 00:44:02.340 --> 00:44:04.042 You can do it, honey. 00:44:04.142 --> 00:44:07.310 Come on. You strangled her with your bare hands, you can cut her fuckin' thigh. 00:44:10.480 --> 00:44:14.786 - I thought you said she hit her head. - She did hit her head. Yes. And then... 00:44:14.886 --> 00:44:16.287 I did. I strangled her. Yes. 00:44:17.360 --> 00:44:21.457 - What the fuck, Tom? - I know. I know, I'm so sorry. I am. 00:44:23.994 --> 00:44:26.696 Go ahead. Cut her up. 00:44:30.400 --> 00:44:32.101 You can do it. 00:44:35.038 --> 00:44:37.173 Sorry. Sorry. 00:44:45.316 --> 00:44:47.018 - Oh, fuck! - Yeah. 00:44:47.118 --> 00:44:48.987 Yeah, that's not a really sharp knife. 00:44:49.087 --> 00:44:52.569 - We don't have a sharpener. - That's really dangerous, you know? 00:44:52.669 --> 00:44:55.226 Dull knives? The number one cause of injuries in the kitchen. 00:44:55.326 --> 00:44:56.759 Okay, be careful, honey. 00:44:58.662 --> 00:45:01.308 Okay... okay, I just... 00:45:03.101 --> 00:45:04.852 Oh, no! 00:45:05.770 --> 00:45:09.040 - I think you got to go deeper. - That's a big fucking thigh. 00:45:09.140 --> 00:45:11.410 Maybe try... try the other one. 00:45:11.510 --> 00:45:13.745 Pretty fuckin' deep here, man! 00:45:14.945 --> 00:45:19.384 I'm an idiot! I'm a total idiot. We got to pump it out. Do chest compressions. 00:45:19.484 --> 00:45:23.588 Apply suction to the atria using the spring from the ribcage. 00:45:24.689 --> 00:45:26.622 - Okay. - Yeah. 00:45:29.126 --> 00:45:32.032 - Like CPR? - I think so. 00:45:36.034 --> 00:45:39.169 - Harder. - I'm pushing pretty hard here. 00:45:39.629 --> 00:45:40.639 You got to do it harder. 00:45:40.839 --> 00:45:43.472 I'm pushing pretty hard here, man. If you want to give it a shot, be my guest. 00:45:46.276 --> 00:45:47.125 Fuck it. 00:45:50.982 --> 00:45:52.663 - Jesus! - That's it. 00:45:54.565 --> 00:45:56.462 - Yeah! - Yeah. 00:45:58.756 --> 00:46:00.825 Okay, okay! That's enough, that's enough! 00:46:01.025 --> 00:46:03.626 And that's how you bleed a body out! 00:46:11.468 --> 00:46:13.939 All right. Tomorrow mo... 00:46:14.339 --> 00:46:15.974 - What? - Who the fuck is that? 00:46:16.174 --> 00:46:18.978 Hide. Hide! Come on. 00:46:19.878 --> 00:46:22.818 - Go! Hide, hide! - They can see the fireplace. 00:46:27.451 --> 00:46:29.187 Hey, Ward, it's Bruce! 00:46:29.287 --> 00:46:30.689 - Ward! - What? 00:46:30.789 --> 00:46:34.490 - Get the door. Deal with it. - Yeah. 00:46:42.432 --> 00:46:44.970 - Hey, Ward! - Hey, Bruce. 00:46:45.270 --> 00:46:47.138 - Hey, buddy. How are you? - I'm great. 00:46:48.062 --> 00:46:49.137 What's goin' on? 00:46:50.174 --> 00:46:53.511 - Oh, I was getting ready for bed. - Oh. Okay. 00:46:53.611 --> 00:46:57.215 I believe that I left my shades in your backyard earlier. 00:46:57.315 --> 00:46:59.984 I was gonna go around myself and, check it out, 00:47:00.084 --> 00:47:02.120 - but trespassing is illegal, so... - Yeah, it is. 00:47:02.220 --> 00:47:05.089 I thought I'd knock. All right? So if you wouldn't mind... 00:47:05.189 --> 00:47:09.019 - You want to go through the house? - Well, that's how you get to the back yard. 00:47:10.161 --> 00:47:11.390 Right. 00:47:12.579 --> 00:47:16.635 - What's goin' on? You okay? - Everything's fine. Look... 00:47:17.535 --> 00:47:19.163 What was that? 00:47:24.374 --> 00:47:26.277 - Nothing. - Okay. 00:47:26.377 --> 00:47:28.713 You should probably go around the side of the house. 00:47:28.813 --> 00:47:32.050 Around the side? What's going on? You okay? 00:47:32.150 --> 00:47:35.019 Everything's fine. It's just that Ramone is sleeping right now. 00:47:35.119 --> 00:47:38.856 And Stacy gets really weird when I have company while he's asleep. 00:47:38.956 --> 00:47:40.558 She doesn't want anybody to come in the house. 00:47:40.658 --> 00:47:42.994 I get that. Right. I understand. 00:47:44.140 --> 00:47:45.797 We're playing golf tomorrow. 00:47:45.897 --> 00:47:48.978 - Yeah? - I was wondering if you were interested. 00:47:49.467 --> 00:47:52.494 Yes. Yes! I would love to join you. Absolutely! 00:47:52.594 --> 00:47:54.439 Are you kidding me? I could dust off the old clubs. 00:47:55.092 --> 00:47:59.110 - That would be great! - Okay? So, tee time is 3:00. 00:47:59.210 --> 00:48:00.545 - 3:00 p.m. - 3:00 p.m. 00:48:00.645 --> 00:48:02.969 Right. So you could come back tomorrow. 00:48:03.069 --> 00:48:04.582 - Great. 3:00 p.m. - Okay. 00:48:04.682 --> 00:48:06.241 And I didn't see your shades around back, 00:48:06.341 --> 00:48:08.784 but you're more than welcome to look. I just need you to go around. 00:48:08.984 --> 00:48:11.622 Okay. I'll do that. Hey, you know, I play from the tips. 00:48:12.222 --> 00:48:15.326 - That's wonderful. - From the tips! Okay. 00:48:22.065 --> 00:48:24.233 Oh, shit. Blinds. 00:48:40.217 --> 00:48:42.020 Holy shit! 00:48:42.120 --> 00:48:43.488 - Dude, what the fuck? - What? 00:48:43.588 --> 00:48:45.156 You invited him to play golf? 00:48:45.256 --> 00:48:48.259 What was I supposed to do? I'm sorry. I panicked. I panicked! 00:48:48.359 --> 00:48:52.324 It's fine. We'll deal with him tomorrow. Be here, 9:30. 00:48:52.424 --> 00:48:54.897 We'll finish the job, we play golf. 00:48:58.235 --> 00:49:00.302 - See you guys tomorrow. - Yeah. 00:49:01.838 --> 00:49:03.272 I got it. 00:49:18.088 --> 00:49:20.444 I don't blame you, you know. 00:49:21.292 --> 00:49:22.711 No? 00:49:24.796 --> 00:49:28.330 I wanted to just mush her fucking face in that cake all day long. 00:49:30.567 --> 00:49:32.237 What did it feel like? 00:49:32.837 --> 00:49:34.628 I don't know. 00:49:35.473 --> 00:49:38.774 I mean, I was nervous. But... 00:49:41.846 --> 00:49:44.221 Did it feel good? 00:49:46.550 --> 00:49:48.753 I watched you today. 00:49:48.853 --> 00:49:51.253 What do you mean? When? 00:49:52.122 --> 00:49:54.259 You were cleaning in the kitchen. 00:49:54.359 --> 00:49:57.128 With your hands on your knees. 00:49:57.228 --> 00:49:59.361 And your jeans were pulling around your... 00:50:00.931 --> 00:50:02.975 Around my pussy? 00:50:04.102 --> 00:50:05.717 Yeah. 00:50:06.371 --> 00:50:09.671 - That's hot. - It was hot. 00:50:12.609 --> 00:50:16.412 You talked about putting your hands around her neck. 00:50:17.447 --> 00:50:19.756 I got jealous... 00:50:20.951 --> 00:50:24.200 - And wet. - Really? 00:50:33.429 --> 00:50:34.565 Really? 00:50:34.665 --> 00:50:36.865 You said pussy, and I went hard in a second. 00:50:39.937 --> 00:50:41.903 Oh, God! 00:50:49.646 --> 00:50:51.981 Squeeze... 00:50:59.188 --> 00:51:03.094 I was impressed. You took control of that situation, 00:51:03.194 --> 00:51:05.830 and things could have gotten really hysterical, 00:51:05.930 --> 00:51:08.266 but they didn't, and it just... 00:51:08.366 --> 00:51:10.699 You did good. 00:51:11.668 --> 00:51:13.035 Lily asleep? 00:51:14.371 --> 00:51:18.112 She's right here, next to me. Bad dream. 00:51:19.143 --> 00:51:21.812 You don't mind taking her while I golf tomorrow? 00:51:21.912 --> 00:51:24.781 - Of course. - And maybe afterwards, 00:51:24.881 --> 00:51:29.385 we could take Lily to a mini-golf. With all of us. 00:51:30.854 --> 00:51:31.956 Maybe. 00:51:32.456 --> 00:51:34.458 I should get to bed. 00:51:34.858 --> 00:51:36.356 Good job today. 00:51:36.556 --> 00:51:40.398 - Thanks. Good night. - Good night. 00:53:12.245 --> 00:53:14.722 - Hey. - Hey. 00:53:15.458 --> 00:53:17.662 You look like shit. You okay? 00:53:17.762 --> 00:53:21.830 I hated her as much as anybody, okay? But this is way fucked up, you know? 00:53:22.932 --> 00:53:24.735 - Yeah. - Morning! 00:53:24.835 --> 00:53:25.869 Morning. 00:53:28.605 --> 00:53:31.311 - What's up? - This is fucked up. 00:53:32.209 --> 00:53:34.734 This is way fucked up. 00:53:36.079 --> 00:53:37.815 It is. It's totally fucked up. 00:53:37.915 --> 00:53:40.551 - And hey, it's all my fault. - Yeah, no shit. 00:53:40.651 --> 00:53:43.554 But look. After today, it's done. Right? Right? 00:53:43.654 --> 00:53:46.190 Right. Right! Done. 00:53:46.290 --> 00:53:49.093 And I feel horrible. I mean, look, I never wanted... 00:53:49.193 --> 00:53:52.196 Well, I wanted to, but... 00:53:52.296 --> 00:53:54.290 He feels really bad. 00:53:55.165 --> 00:53:57.868 - You do? - I do. Yeah. 00:53:58.268 --> 00:53:59.999 Me too. 00:54:00.504 --> 00:54:01.770 I feel really bad. 00:54:03.340 --> 00:54:05.132 I know you do. 00:54:06.277 --> 00:54:08.110 Let's go cut her up. 00:54:09.913 --> 00:54:11.509 Come on! 00:54:16.052 --> 00:54:18.756 - Hello? - Hey, we're in here, guys. 00:54:19.156 --> 00:54:21.325 Good morning. How was the night? 00:54:21.425 --> 00:54:24.529 Slept till seven! Pretty impressive. 00:54:27.461 --> 00:54:31.144 Just finished our first egg, and... Where's Amanda? 00:54:31.244 --> 00:54:34.372 She's with Lily. She didn't want to bring her. You know. 00:54:34.472 --> 00:54:37.527 She sends her love, wishes us all the best. 00:54:38.075 --> 00:54:40.578 Listen. We were talking outside. 00:54:40.678 --> 00:54:44.849 Yeah, I just... This is really fucked up, man, you know? It's... 00:54:44.949 --> 00:54:47.818 - Really fucked up! - It is. I mean... 00:54:47.918 --> 00:54:50.054 - I killed your wife. - I know. 00:54:50.154 --> 00:54:52.723 And you guys have all been great, and especially you, Ward. 00:54:52.823 --> 00:54:54.858 - Thanks. - No, thank you. 00:54:56.053 --> 00:55:00.498 Stacy and I hooked up, and she got pregnant, but thank God. 00:55:00.998 --> 00:55:04.669 Although I hate his name. Ramone's the best thing that's ever happened to me. 00:55:04.769 --> 00:55:08.305 That name is awful. It's like a busboy pimp. 00:55:08.405 --> 00:55:12.176 - Yeah, it's really bad. - But it's just a name. 00:55:12.476 --> 00:55:14.111 At the end of the day, it's just a name. 00:55:14.211 --> 00:55:17.848 And... she was a not-nice person 00:55:17.948 --> 00:55:21.118 whose only happiness came from her being not-nice. 00:55:21.218 --> 00:55:26.625 - She was a bad mom, too. - Yeah. She was selfish, and she was mean. 00:55:27.325 --> 00:55:31.467 I'm gonna be honest with you guys. I'm... I'm glad she's... 00:55:36.132 --> 00:55:38.426 I just want to be happy. 00:55:40.236 --> 00:55:41.904 Power tools in the garage? 00:56:10.134 --> 00:56:11.836 - Really? - What, what, what? 00:56:11.936 --> 00:56:13.738 I snapped a blade. 00:56:13.838 --> 00:56:16.638 All right. I got another one in the garage. I'll be right back. 00:56:24.881 --> 00:56:26.915 You ready? Here we go. 00:56:30.019 --> 00:56:31.655 Hey, man. How's it goin' in there? 00:56:31.855 --> 00:56:35.848 We snapped a blade, but we're almost done. How's it goin' here? 00:56:35.948 --> 00:56:38.060 - It's good. - All right. 00:56:47.972 --> 00:56:50.906 I haven't had a cigarette in seven years. 00:56:52.509 --> 00:56:54.912 I started again last week. 00:56:55.012 --> 00:56:58.347 - It's my first one. - Ever? 00:57:00.550 --> 00:57:02.920 I feel like Denzel Washington. 00:57:03.120 --> 00:57:06.117 All right, okay, all right... 00:57:08.891 --> 00:57:11.095 - That tastes so good. - Tastes so good. 00:57:11.195 --> 00:57:13.629 Do you guys know what that shit does to your body? 00:57:14.764 --> 00:57:16.698 Fuck it, give me one. 00:57:19.602 --> 00:57:21.298 Assholes. 00:57:22.139 --> 00:57:24.208 So Amanda and I were talking last night. 00:57:24.835 --> 00:57:26.041 Yeah? 00:57:28.878 --> 00:57:30.532 Yeah. 00:57:31.214 --> 00:57:32.614 Good for you guys. 00:57:35.518 --> 00:57:36.552 Yeah. 00:57:38.555 --> 00:57:39.601 Okay. 00:57:40.958 --> 00:57:43.594 Tee time is 3:00, that gives us... 00:57:43.694 --> 00:57:48.165 a little over two hours to find a place, bury the body, get to the course. Right? 00:57:48.265 --> 00:57:50.945 We don't tell each other where we're going. The less each of us knows, the better. 00:57:51.045 --> 00:57:52.771 Geena's going to stay with the kids. Thank you very much. 00:57:52.871 --> 00:57:54.841 Ward, when you get home, call the cops. 00:57:54.941 --> 00:57:57.474 Say that you came home to find the baby, but Stacy was gone. 00:57:57.574 --> 00:58:00.310 Say that she's been gone a day or two before, but never without Ramone. 00:58:00.410 --> 00:58:02.934 Can't file a missing persons report for 48 hours. So. 00:58:03.034 --> 00:58:04.515 You guys think this is gonna work? 00:58:04.615 --> 00:58:06.784 Yeah. They'll just... they'll just think that she's left for a little bit. 00:58:06.884 --> 00:58:09.820 She doesn't come back, you file it, police won't make any mention of it. 00:58:09.920 --> 00:58:12.089 Hey buddy, I can watch Ramone whenever you need. 00:58:12.589 --> 00:58:14.858 Yeah. Me-me too. 00:58:15.058 --> 00:58:17.261 - Appreciate it. - Well, well, well. Howdy, howdy. 00:58:17.361 --> 00:58:18.629 Nosey fucker. 00:58:18.829 --> 00:58:22.099 You guys are already dressed for golf. Interesting. 00:58:22.199 --> 00:58:24.964 - I thought we weren't leaving till 3:00. - Yeah, 3:00. 00:58:25.064 --> 00:58:27.805 We just... we came by to help clean up after the party. 00:58:28.205 --> 00:58:31.285 Oh, that's right. Yeah, I saw that. 00:58:33.599 --> 00:58:36.415 So I was thinking maybe, I'd grab my clubs, 00:58:36.515 --> 00:58:40.752 throw 'em in your trunk, Ward. The two of us drive together. Why take two cars? 00:58:41.652 --> 00:58:44.188 That makes perfect sense, what with you guys being neighbors. 00:58:44.288 --> 00:58:47.858 - That's what I was thinking. - Yeah. Sure. 00:58:48.176 --> 00:58:50.761 I got a couple errands I need to run, but absolutely. 00:58:50.861 --> 00:58:53.564 - 2:30? - 2:30. Yeah. Sure. 2:30. 00:58:53.964 --> 00:58:55.666 - All right. I'll be here. - See you there. 00:58:55.766 --> 00:58:57.267 - See you then. - Okay. 00:58:57.367 --> 00:58:59.203 - From the tip! - Yeah! 00:58:59.603 --> 00:59:01.271 - What the fuck? - Don't worry about it. 00:59:01.371 --> 00:59:03.736 All it means is you gotta double back and pick him up. 00:59:04.236 --> 00:59:06.744 It's fine. Listen to me. Hey, you'll be fine. 00:59:07.519 --> 00:59:08.479 Come here. 00:59:09.570 --> 00:59:11.312 - I'll see you in the morning. - Let's do this. 00:59:12.682 --> 00:59:15.450 - You wanna fuck? - Yeah. 00:59:17.820 --> 00:59:19.208 Yeah. 01:00:21.718 --> 01:00:23.383 Fuck. 01:00:24.088 --> 01:00:26.059 Fuck! 01:00:26.690 --> 01:00:28.323 Fuck! 01:00:29.992 --> 01:00:31.593 Stupid... 01:00:33.129 --> 01:00:35.463 Piece of shit. 01:01:44.866 --> 01:01:48.539 - I like the new you. - All it took was a murder. 01:01:48.939 --> 01:01:51.247 So where are you gonna bury them? 01:01:52.509 --> 01:01:56.678 - I was thinking along the Ridge? - Good idea. 01:01:58.981 --> 01:02:01.714 Hey. See you later. 01:02:02.387 --> 01:02:03.086 Yo. 01:02:03.186 --> 01:02:05.522 - Did you do yours yet? - Almost. I... 01:02:05.622 --> 01:02:07.835 - I just remembered. Do you have the head? - What? 01:02:07.935 --> 01:02:09.177 The head. Do you have the beast's head? 01:02:09.277 --> 01:02:10.962 - We forgot to disfigure it. - Hold on. 01:02:15.999 --> 01:02:19.837 No. I got a torso and an arm. Left arm. 01:02:19.937 --> 01:02:23.875 Shit. All right. Damn it. I gotta call Ronnie. Get it done. 01:02:47.363 --> 01:02:48.866 What? 01:02:48.966 --> 01:02:51.335 - Yo, do have the head? - What? 01:02:51.435 --> 01:02:54.571 - The head. Do you have the head? - I don't fucking know. 01:02:54.671 --> 01:02:59.474 Well, check, all right? We gotta disfigure the face in case anybody finds it. 01:03:01.879 --> 01:03:05.080 What? What's the problem? Are you crying? 01:03:06.048 --> 01:03:08.986 This isn't my responsibility, David. 01:03:09.586 --> 01:03:11.555 This is not my responsibility. 01:03:11.655 --> 01:03:15.025 Okay, look, all right, Ronnie? Nobody likes this, okay? 01:03:15.125 --> 01:03:18.128 But there was a situation here. There was an accident, kind of, but we can help. 01:03:18.228 --> 01:03:21.331 We can help everybody out here. We can help Tom. We can help Ward. 01:03:21.431 --> 01:03:23.469 We can help Ramone, all right? Just check the bag. 01:03:25.569 --> 01:03:28.305 - Check the fucking bag. - Okay. 01:03:28.505 --> 01:03:31.673 Okay, okay. Okay. 01:03:47.990 --> 01:03:50.594 Please, please, David, don't make me do this. 01:03:50.694 --> 01:03:54.398 Look... Jesus fucking Christ. Check the fucking bag. 01:03:54.498 --> 01:03:56.615 All right. Fuck! 01:04:06.342 --> 01:04:07.776 Fuck. 01:04:13.181 --> 01:04:17.132 - Yeah, I have it. - Okay. All right. Well, you got to... 01:04:17.532 --> 01:04:18.608 you know. 01:04:20.469 --> 01:04:21.091 What? 01:04:21.191 --> 01:04:22.925 You gotta cut her face off or something, man. 01:04:25.428 --> 01:04:27.197 Fuck you! 01:04:27.297 --> 01:04:28.899 What do you mean? You have to do this, Ronnie. 01:04:28.999 --> 01:04:31.101 - No. No, please! - You have to do this. 01:04:31.201 --> 01:04:34.037 - No fucking way, man. - All right. Where are you? 01:04:34.873 --> 01:04:36.706 God! Fuck! I'm not supposed to say. 01:04:36.806 --> 01:04:40.143 No. If you did what you were supposed to do, then you don't say. 01:04:40.243 --> 01:04:43.664 If I have to come finish your fucking job, then you have to say! Now, where are you? 01:04:43.964 --> 01:04:47.517 - I'm at the Ridge. - Great. I'm coming. 01:04:47.617 --> 01:04:49.651 The Ridge. 01:05:38.568 --> 01:05:42.069 No way. I thought for sure I'd be the only one here. 01:05:48.378 --> 01:05:50.021 This is crazy. 01:05:54.350 --> 01:05:56.384 You okay? What happened? 01:05:57.353 --> 01:06:00.855 - I can't fucking do this. - What are you talking about? 01:06:01.724 --> 01:06:04.494 What am I talking about? 01:06:04.594 --> 01:06:06.830 You killed her. 01:06:07.130 --> 01:06:11.401 We cut her up into little fucking pieces. 01:06:11.501 --> 01:06:15.071 What... what do you mean, what am I talking about? 01:06:15.171 --> 01:06:17.174 Yeah. Look, I know this sucks, right? But we gotta do this. 01:06:17.274 --> 01:06:21.169 We have to do this now, okay? You know what? Look, it's all right. 01:06:21.269 --> 01:06:23.981 I'll take yours. You already dug a hole. I'll just put her in and cover it up. 01:06:24.081 --> 01:06:25.449 - No, you can't. - Yeah, I can. 01:06:25.549 --> 01:06:28.151 No. It's... it's... it's the head. 01:06:28.251 --> 01:06:30.287 All right. Well, whatever it is, I'll just... 01:06:30.687 --> 01:06:33.757 David said you gotta cut the fucking face off or something. 01:06:33.857 --> 01:06:37.994 Shit. Right. Right. Okay, okay. 01:06:39.648 --> 01:06:40.797 Okay. 01:06:40.897 --> 01:06:43.700 You know what, man? This is fucking bullshit. 01:06:44.867 --> 01:06:46.870 This is all my fault. 01:06:47.370 --> 01:06:50.138 I shouldn't have called David in the first place. 01:06:53.575 --> 01:06:56.713 You should've taken it. For all of us. 01:06:57.213 --> 01:07:01.451 I didn't do this. I didn't... I-I didn't fucking do this. 01:07:01.551 --> 01:07:05.055 - I have a kid, Ron. - She had a fucking kid, Tom! 01:07:05.155 --> 01:07:07.624 Hey, she wasn't doing the right things. 01:07:07.724 --> 01:07:09.959 That kid would be a lot further along developmentally 01:07:10.059 --> 01:07:12.195 if she had been a better mother. 01:07:12.295 --> 01:07:14.531 All right. You don't understand this because you don't have a kid yet. 01:07:14.631 --> 01:07:18.168 But Ramone is almost one, and he's barely crawling. 01:07:18.868 --> 01:07:20.946 - What? - Yeah. She was still breast-feeding. 01:07:21.046 --> 01:07:24.741 - Exclusively, Ronnie. It's a huge thing. - What does that even mean? 01:07:24.841 --> 01:07:28.045 It means she was a shitty mom, not to mention the kind of wife she was, all right? 01:07:28.145 --> 01:07:30.547 You said it yourself, probably more than anyone. 01:07:30.647 --> 01:07:32.799 But you don't do that to somebody, Tom. 01:07:32.899 --> 01:07:35.562 You don't fucking kill somebody because they're a fucking bitch. 01:07:35.662 --> 01:07:38.519 I mean, that doesn't make any fucking sense. 01:07:39.788 --> 01:07:41.243 Fuck. 01:07:44.359 --> 01:07:47.564 Is that why you killed her? 'Cause she's a bitch? 01:07:47.664 --> 01:07:50.701 No, I didn't... I didn't kill her because... 01:07:51.801 --> 01:07:53.801 That's not it. No. 01:07:55.200 --> 01:07:57.948 - Really? You're both here? - Why'd you kill her? 01:07:59.609 --> 01:08:01.778 Who gives a shit why you killed her? 01:08:01.878 --> 01:08:05.915 Everybody wanted her dead. Ward most of all. What's fucking done is fucking done. 01:08:06.015 --> 01:08:07.949 - This it? - Yeah. 01:08:10.085 --> 01:08:11.855 All right. 01:08:12.155 --> 01:08:13.988 Oh, here we go. 01:08:15.791 --> 01:08:17.727 - Wait, wait, wait. - Wait for what, dude? 01:08:17.827 --> 01:08:20.798 We got a 3:00 tee time. I gotta tell the starter that we're gonna play as a five-some. 01:08:20.898 --> 01:08:23.333 - I know. - What... 01:08:24.033 --> 01:08:27.253 No fucking way, man. I am not fucking doing this! 01:08:27.353 --> 01:08:29.706 - No, no. We don't have time for this shit. - No, he's doing it. You're doing it. 01:08:29.806 --> 01:08:32.532 No, just give me the club and let me beat the bag. 01:08:33.310 --> 01:08:35.478 No. I killed her. 01:08:36.078 --> 01:08:38.815 You cut her up. You came up with the plan. He hasn't done anything. 01:08:38.915 --> 01:08:40.784 Are you crazy? 01:08:40.884 --> 01:08:45.188 I cleaned up blood and fucking cake for three fucking hours last night! 01:08:45.288 --> 01:08:48.190 I'm as much of an accomplice in this as he is. 01:08:51.293 --> 01:08:53.561 He's right, man. You gotta do it, Ronnie. 01:08:59.235 --> 01:09:01.571 I don't know if I can trust you to keep your mouth shut. 01:09:01.671 --> 01:09:04.005 - I got a family, Ron. - Me too. 01:09:05.607 --> 01:09:08.278 We've been friends for 20 years. 01:09:08.378 --> 01:09:10.978 You really think that I'm... 01:09:17.453 --> 01:09:19.316 Fine. Give it to me. 01:09:26.261 --> 01:09:28.231 You might wanna turn it over so you get the... 01:09:28.331 --> 01:09:30.531 He knows how to hit a 7 iron. 01:09:34.970 --> 01:09:36.239 Fuck! 01:09:36.639 --> 01:09:40.075 Oh, no. You gotta... you gotta hit the bag. Come on. You can do it. 01:09:52.515 --> 01:09:53.621 Okay? 01:09:54.857 --> 01:09:57.325 Again, dude. We really gotta fuck her face up. 01:10:03.231 --> 01:10:04.267 Oh, God. 01:10:04.367 --> 01:10:06.867 I think it got caught in her mouth. Just pull it out and do it again. 01:10:25.421 --> 01:10:27.891 - That's good, Ronnie. You got it. - Yeah, that's good. 01:10:28.291 --> 01:10:31.228 Ronnie! Ronnie! You're good. 01:10:31.328 --> 01:10:33.269 - Ronnie, you got it. Ronnie? - No! Fuck! 01:10:33.904 --> 01:10:35.663 That's good. 01:10:41.403 --> 01:10:43.338 You owe me. 01:10:46.241 --> 01:10:48.117 I owe you. 01:10:49.745 --> 01:10:51.871 - That was dramatic. - Yeah. 01:10:51.971 --> 01:10:53.250 All right. Let's bury the rest of this shit. 01:10:53.350 --> 01:10:57.253 - Yeah. I'll go get the bags from my car. - You know what? Give me a couple gloves. 01:10:57.353 --> 01:10:58.755 - I don't have any gloves. - Golf gloves. 01:10:58.855 --> 01:11:00.855 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 01:11:18.092 --> 01:11:19.160 Hey. 01:11:19.360 --> 01:11:23.144 Not a word, you hear me? Not a word. 01:11:35.924 --> 01:11:38.793 We got a real problem here, Ward. 01:11:45.335 --> 01:11:46.928 This is not smart, Ward. 01:11:47.028 --> 01:11:50.005 You are all over this. Do you understand me? 01:12:09.025 --> 01:12:14.063 Look, I get it, right? You had a party. Your trash was overflowing. 01:12:14.163 --> 01:12:16.824 Right? The trash trucks don't come for three days. I get that. 01:12:16.924 --> 01:12:21.172 But, hey, if somebody wants to look in here, your name is all over this. 01:12:22.372 --> 01:12:24.305 Is that smart? 01:12:25.674 --> 01:12:28.545 It's against the law, Ward. 01:12:28.945 --> 01:12:32.315 Ward, if you need to use some cans, you can use my cans. 01:12:32.415 --> 01:12:33.680 You and your kinky friends. 01:12:35.418 --> 01:12:37.285 Lesson learned? 01:12:40.145 --> 01:12:41.491 Lesson learned. 01:12:42.091 --> 01:12:45.059 All right. That's good cake. 01:12:58.775 --> 01:13:01.208 - Oh, yeah. - That was... 01:13:02.244 --> 01:13:04.078 - Money. - Yeah. 01:13:08.383 --> 01:13:10.520 I'm gonna take a leak. 01:13:11.020 --> 01:13:13.556 Hey, Ward. Come here. 01:13:13.956 --> 01:13:16.139 The fucker followed me! He followed me! 01:13:16.239 --> 01:13:18.133 - I know, I know, I know. I saw him. - He pulled the bags... 01:13:18.233 --> 01:13:20.163 It's okay. It's okay. Relax. Relax. 01:13:21.063 --> 01:13:25.057 He was watching us last night when we left your house. I think he's a pervert. 01:13:25.457 --> 01:13:29.105 I thought he might... I don't know. But I got to your place early this morning, 01:13:29.205 --> 01:13:32.008 and just in case, I took a couple of bags from your trash. 01:13:32.108 --> 01:13:34.778 I switched them out. I put them in your trunk. 01:13:34.878 --> 01:13:37.781 I figured if he tried something, if he followed one of us, 01:13:37.881 --> 01:13:39.849 it'd most likely be you. 01:13:40.249 --> 01:13:42.285 - Where's your phone? - It's in the cart. I'll go get it. 01:13:42.720 --> 01:13:44.318 Tthat's perfect. 01:13:47.723 --> 01:13:50.126 Hey, it's me. Yeah. Thanks. 01:13:50.226 --> 01:13:53.035 Hey. I'll see you later. 01:13:53.362 --> 01:13:55.350 Who the hell was that? 01:14:02.304 --> 01:14:03.838 That's Stacy's ringer. 01:14:05.674 --> 01:14:07.977 Ward! Your phone's ringing! It's your wife! 01:14:08.377 --> 01:14:09.979 Tell him to answer it. 01:14:10.279 --> 01:14:13.180 Could you answer that for me? I'll be right out! 01:14:14.995 --> 01:14:15.683 Good. 01:14:17.519 --> 01:14:19.208 Much better. 01:14:20.856 --> 01:14:23.526 I told her you'd be right out. She hung up on me. 01:14:23.626 --> 01:14:27.130 - Really? - Yeah. She sounded pissed too. 01:14:27.730 --> 01:14:30.297 You got your hands full with that one. 01:14:43.579 --> 01:14:45.179 I snapped a blade. 01:14:57.225 --> 01:14:59.260 There you go. Thanks for doing this. 01:15:02.333 --> 01:15:04.000 Mommy! 01:15:04.700 --> 01:15:06.834 You ready to go eat? 01:15:13.375 --> 01:15:16.811 - My ball's back there. - Sorry. 01:15:21.012 --> 01:15:22.685 Ron hasn't said one word all day. 01:15:22.785 --> 01:15:25.221 - He'll be fine. - He'll be great. 01:15:25.321 --> 01:15:26.621 - Take a little time. - Yeah. 01:15:30.492 --> 01:15:32.328 Nice. 01:15:32.728 --> 01:15:34.161 That's tour quality. 01:15:36.298 --> 01:15:38.835 Second best 7 iron he's hit all day. 01:15:41.637 --> 01:15:44.138 - Come on. - Still hitting! 01:15:45.782 --> 01:15:48.311 Great shot, buddy. Great shot. 01:15:49.011 --> 01:15:53.348 Thanks for waiting. I don't think I'm gonna play from my tips next time. 01:16:01.923 --> 01:16:04.060 When did you, speak to her last? 01:16:05.882 --> 01:16:06.929 Earlier today. 01:16:07.029 --> 01:16:10.366 I think I was actually probably the last person to speak with her. 01:16:10.466 --> 01:16:14.137 I picked up his phone when we were on the golf course earlier today. 01:16:14.237 --> 01:16:18.951 - It was a little after 3:00. - So you spoke to her this afternoon? 01:16:19.709 --> 01:16:21.509 I did. 01:16:37.193 --> 01:16:39.409 I want a cigarette. 01:16:40.069 --> 01:16:41.931 Me too. 01:16:42.531 --> 01:16:44.565 I'll go get 'em. 01:16:52.575 --> 01:16:54.576 You look fucking great. 01:17:00.318 --> 01:17:01.851 Okay, just keep your shoulders... 01:17:02.051 --> 01:17:04.754 Move your shoulders back. Hit is straight. Go. 01:17:04.854 --> 01:17:06.389 - Hit it. Hit it. - Hard. Go. 01:17:06.489 --> 01:17:07.890 - Yeah! - Yes! 01:17:07.990 --> 01:17:09.692 - Yeah! - That was awesome. 01:17:09.792 --> 01:17:11.527 - See? - Wait. 01:17:11.627 --> 01:17:13.262 Give me five. Give me ten. 01:17:16.231 --> 01:17:19.900 - You're not gonna give me a lesson? - Sure. 01:17:25.373 --> 01:17:30.412 - Yeah. - You need to... keep your body still. 01:17:32.949 --> 01:17:35.084 You guys! Mom, just hit. 01:17:35.184 --> 01:17:38.121 - Okay, okay. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Just hit, just hit. 01:17:38.782 --> 01:17:41.631 - Yes! Did you see that? - No, we missed it. 01:17:41.731 --> 01:17:44.058 - I did it. - I don't believe you. 01:18:30.139 --> 01:18:31.994 There you go. 01:18:32.375 --> 01:18:34.076 Thank you. 01:18:41.950 --> 01:18:44.045 Miss Peters? 01:18:49.325 --> 01:18:50.324 Hi. 01:18:51.659 --> 01:18:53.062 - May I? - Please. 01:18:53.162 --> 01:18:55.062 Thank you.