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WEBVTT - https://subtitletools.com 00:00:23.482 --> 00:00:27.777 [SHAGGY'S "THE TRAIN IS COMING" PLAYING] 00:02:21.850 --> 00:02:22.892 [CAR HORN HONKING] 00:02:23.060 --> 00:02:24.060 WOMAN: Ow. 00:02:24.228 --> 00:02:26.521 MAN: Excuse us. Merry Christmas. 00:02:26.688 --> 00:02:28.481 WOMAN: Some people! 00:02:29.525 --> 00:02:31.901 [SINGING "WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS" 00:02:45.874 --> 00:02:46.958 WOMAN: Watch it. 00:02:47.125 --> 00:02:49.585 Drunk. Happy Christmas. 00:03:01.515 --> 00:03:03.683 MAN: Do you have any more subway maps? 00:03:07.020 --> 00:03:09.480 [SINGING BLUES SONG] 00:03:10.983 --> 00:03:12.275 WOMAN: Merry Christmas. 00:03:12.442 --> 00:03:13.609 [SINGING] I thank you very much! 00:03:13.777 --> 00:03:17.113 I thank you very much! 00:03:20.951 --> 00:03:23.536 [MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY] 00:03:28.208 --> 00:03:31.127 [SINGING "WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS"] 00:03:32.671 --> 00:03:35.131 [MEN TALKING INDISTINCTLY] 00:03:38.135 --> 00:03:40.011 THUG 1: Yo, check estúpido. Where you going, bro? 00:03:40.178 --> 00:03:41.596 Yo, G, look like the five-0. 00:03:41.763 --> 00:03:44.891 This fucking guy ain't the five-0. Shut up. Just catch my back. 00:03:51.648 --> 00:03:52.648 You a cop, bro, huh? 00:03:52.816 --> 00:03:53.900 [BURPS] 00:03:54.067 --> 00:03:55.234 THUG 2: Let's go. Let's go, buddy. Let's go. 00:03:55.402 --> 00:03:57.820 I told you this nigga ain't no five-0. He's been drinking. 00:03:57.988 --> 00:03:59.488 Go back to sleep. It's cool. 00:04:01.199 --> 00:04:02.867 JOHN: Okay, he's checking out the D. 00:04:03.035 --> 00:04:04.994 He's checking out the D. 00:04:05.162 --> 00:04:07.538 We have two Hispanic males. 00:04:08.373 --> 00:04:10.583 Just wait to see if they're in the game or not. 00:04:10.751 --> 00:04:13.044 THUG 1: He's too stupid to be alive. Let's do this. 00:04:13.211 --> 00:04:16.088 Oh, shit. This shit looks familiar. You know what I'm saying? 00:04:16.256 --> 00:04:18.758 All right, he's got his slice. Everybody stay alert. 00:04:21.595 --> 00:04:22.678 THUG 1: Nigga's got my ring. 00:04:22.846 --> 00:04:24.680 Been looking all over for that, man. 00:04:24.848 --> 00:04:28.559 THUG 2: Check that out, buddy. Oh, shit. He's wearing my watch. 00:04:28.727 --> 00:04:31.604 Nobody go till you see the sign. He's gonna pull his lapel. 00:04:33.565 --> 00:04:35.942 THUG 1: What you gonna give me for Christmas, white boy? Huh? 00:04:36.109 --> 00:04:38.611 THUG 2: Oh, shit! 00:04:38.779 --> 00:04:40.738 THUG 1: Motherfucking white boy. Bingo! Bingo! 00:04:47.037 --> 00:04:48.371 THUG 2: Shit! 00:04:50.540 --> 00:04:52.041 Stay. 00:04:52.209 --> 00:04:54.418 Get the fuck out of my way! 00:04:57.714 --> 00:04:59.382 Yo, sucker! Move! Come on! 00:04:59.549 --> 00:05:02.718 Move, move, move! What the shit? MAN 1: Get out the way! 00:05:02.886 --> 00:05:04.136 CHARLIE: Come on, Grandma. 00:05:06.306 --> 00:05:07.807 Ah! 00:05:07.975 --> 00:05:10.476 Ha, ha, ha. No laying down on the job! 00:05:10.644 --> 00:05:12.561 CHARLIE: Glad my pain amuses you. 00:05:13.063 --> 00:05:14.397 MAN: Hey, jerk! 00:05:14.564 --> 00:05:16.899 JOHN: Come on, come on! Move! 00:05:18.276 --> 00:05:19.568 TA! TA! 00:05:29.162 --> 00:05:32.164 KOWALSKI: Wait. Wait. Slow down. Slow down. You got cops down there? 00:05:32.332 --> 00:05:34.917 Right. Understood. All right, listen up. 00:05:35.085 --> 00:05:37.086 Six line, Wall Street station. 00:05:37.254 --> 00:05:39.714 I want all trains north and south of that location 00:05:39.881 --> 00:05:41.757 to stop and stay. Do it. 00:05:42.426 --> 00:05:44.593 [###] 00:05:50.434 --> 00:05:51.767 [BEEPING] 00:05:52.352 --> 00:05:53.394 [PHONE BUZZING] 00:05:53.562 --> 00:05:54.854 Doesn't he ever sleep? 00:05:55.022 --> 00:05:58.190 Yeah. During the day. In a coffin. Kowalski. 00:05:58.358 --> 00:06:00.818 You're stopping trains. I wanna know why. 00:06:00.986 --> 00:06:03.529 We got a police action. Six line, south of Wall Street. 00:06:03.697 --> 00:06:06.866 Decoy cops in the tunnel. Where is the revenue train? 00:06:07.034 --> 00:06:09.618 We're holding it at Wall Street. Send it through. 00:06:09.786 --> 00:06:11.829 Sir, we got cops on the tracks down there. 00:06:11.997 --> 00:06:14.248 Send it through. 00:06:14.416 --> 00:06:16.667 Nothing stops the money train. 00:06:17.878 --> 00:06:20.421 [###] 00:06:23.300 --> 00:06:24.800 [GRUNTING] 00:06:34.644 --> 00:06:36.687 [TRAIN HORN TOOTING] 00:06:39.441 --> 00:06:41.650 Money train! Did I tell you I got a new plan? 00:06:41.818 --> 00:06:44.320 JOHN: Do we have to talk about this now? 00:06:48.450 --> 00:06:51.160 [###] 00:07:03.799 --> 00:07:06.217 THUG 1: Get the fuck out of the way! 00:07:12.766 --> 00:07:15.684 WOMAN: Here's the cash. Must've sold a lot of tokens today. 00:07:16.728 --> 00:07:18.229 TA! 00:07:19.564 --> 00:07:21.440 COP 1: Watch it, guys! 00:07:21.608 --> 00:07:23.901 Watch it. I think he's got a gun! COP 2: Watch it! 00:07:24.069 --> 00:07:26.195 Freeze! COP 3: They're not stopping! 00:07:26.363 --> 00:07:29.031 Freeze! CHARLIE: No! 00:07:31.493 --> 00:07:33.202 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 00:07:35.747 --> 00:07:39.041 JOHN: Hey! Hey! Hey! Come on! Come on! Yo! 00:07:39.209 --> 00:07:40.793 CHARLIE: TA, man! Let me see your hands. 00:07:40.961 --> 00:07:42.211 COP 1: I don't believe this shit. 00:07:42.379 --> 00:07:44.255 Come on! Whoa, whoa, whoa. We're cops. 00:07:44.422 --> 00:07:46.841 Oh, jeez. Back up, man. Back up. Back up. 00:07:47.008 --> 00:07:49.009 Look who it is. It's the Transit Twins. 00:07:49.177 --> 00:07:50.886 Look at this. JOHN: Did you have to? 00:07:51.054 --> 00:07:52.721 CHARLIE: Oh, shit. 00:07:52.889 --> 00:07:55.141 You had to shoot him? It's a fucking kid. 00:07:55.308 --> 00:07:56.559 Oh, damn, damn! 00:07:56.726 --> 00:07:59.270 COP 1: We got standing orders to drop anybody that comes at us. 00:07:59.437 --> 00:08:01.564 Does he look like a train robber? A what? 00:08:01.731 --> 00:08:03.774 Don't be trying to hang the blame on us here. 00:08:03.942 --> 00:08:05.401 CHARLIE: Are you fucking crazy? Huh? 00:08:05.569 --> 00:08:06.777 You ran him down the plat. 00:08:06.945 --> 00:08:09.655 If you didn't fuck up, he'd be alive. What'd you say? Huh? 00:08:09.823 --> 00:08:12.491 I said you fucked up! Come on! You're not gonna hit him. 00:08:12.659 --> 00:08:14.368 Why not? Because I'm gonna hit him. 00:08:14.536 --> 00:08:16.078 Motherfucker. 00:08:18.957 --> 00:08:20.082 CHARLIE: Get the fuck off of me! 00:08:21.501 --> 00:08:24.295 JOHN: Get the fuck over here! Get off me, motherfucker! 00:08:24.462 --> 00:08:27.673 WOMAN [ON INTERCOM]: Chief, those detectives from the decoy squad are here. 00:08:31.011 --> 00:08:33.762 PATTERSON: Yeah. Sit down. 00:08:35.640 --> 00:08:37.766 And don't bleed on my chair. 00:08:37.934 --> 00:08:40.186 No, sir, Chief Patterson. 00:08:41.313 --> 00:08:43.856 PATTERSON: That report says you're brothers. 00:08:44.024 --> 00:08:45.983 You, sir, are a Negro. 00:08:47.736 --> 00:08:50.529 He is white. Is somebody trying to jack me off? 00:08:50.697 --> 00:08:51.780 [CHUCKLES] 00:08:51.948 --> 00:08:53.949 No, sir. Actually, we're foster brothers. 00:08:54.117 --> 00:08:57.244 Yeah. See, I ran away from this orphanage, and then-- 00:08:57.412 --> 00:08:59.830 PATTERSON: It's a touching story. I was gonna steal-- 00:08:59.998 --> 00:09:01.624 Shut up! 00:09:02.959 --> 00:09:07.087 Today, you caused my money train 00:09:07.255 --> 00:09:10.424 to arrive 46 minutes late. 00:09:10.592 --> 00:09:12.635 When my train is late, 00:09:12.802 --> 00:09:16.639 I take it as a personal sign of disrespect. 00:09:16.806 --> 00:09:19.642 The revenue collection for the entire subway system 00:09:19.809 --> 00:09:22.353 is under my direct command. 00:09:22.520 --> 00:09:24.313 My train. 00:09:24.481 --> 00:09:26.148 My people. 00:09:26.316 --> 00:09:29.193 My money. 00:09:29.361 --> 00:09:32.863 No one is allowed to dictate the movements of that train 00:09:33.031 --> 00:09:35.074 without my direct permission. 00:09:35.242 --> 00:09:36.825 Am I making myself clear? 00:09:37.619 --> 00:09:41.205 As a bell, sir. Your train, your people, your money. 00:09:42.207 --> 00:09:43.582 [CHUCKLES] 00:09:43.875 --> 00:09:45.084 Shut up. 00:09:46.753 --> 00:09:48.837 Yes, sir. 00:09:49.005 --> 00:09:51.674 Now, are there any questions? 00:09:52.592 --> 00:09:55.135 Ahem. Just one. Why did you send the train into the tunnel 00:09:55.303 --> 00:09:57.429 when you'd been advised we were in there? 00:09:57.597 --> 00:10:00.474 Your situation last night didn't move me one way or the other. 00:10:00.642 --> 00:10:03.102 Anything else? JOHN: Yes, Chief Patterson. 00:10:03.270 --> 00:10:06.105 Your men shot the kid to shit. I mean, over a rope chain. 00:10:06.273 --> 00:10:09.358 Yeah, they shot him to shit. That's what they did. 00:10:09.526 --> 00:10:11.777 And you can't buy publicity like that. 00:10:12.529 --> 00:10:13.862 That boy didn't die in vain. 00:10:14.030 --> 00:10:16.073 As far as I'm concerned, he's a goddamn hero. 00:10:16.241 --> 00:10:20.744 Thanks to his sacrifice, the word went forth today: 00:10:20.912 --> 00:10:23.247 You fuck with my train 00:10:23.832 --> 00:10:25.624 and I'll kill you. 00:10:26.042 --> 00:10:28.377 Now I'm gonna send one more message. 00:10:28.545 --> 00:10:30.170 I don't like you. 00:10:30.338 --> 00:10:33.465 So don't fuck with my train again. 00:10:33.633 --> 00:10:37.428 If you do, we will tangle ass, 00:10:37.595 --> 00:10:39.763 and you will lose. 00:10:43.435 --> 00:10:45.060 You're dismissed. 00:10:45.478 --> 00:10:46.645 [###] 00:10:46.855 --> 00:10:49.231 JOHN: I tell you, I hate bastards like that. 00:10:49.399 --> 00:10:51.942 There's no price you can put on a human life. 00:10:52.110 --> 00:10:54.611 That kid is dead, and he's worried about his schedule. 00:10:54.779 --> 00:10:56.113 You know what I'd like to do? 00:10:56.281 --> 00:10:57.906 You know what I'd really like to do? 00:10:58.074 --> 00:10:59.116 Maim him? No. 00:10:59.284 --> 00:11:00.367 Shoot him? No, no, no. 00:11:00.535 --> 00:11:02.494 I'd like to take his precious little train. 00:11:02.662 --> 00:11:04.747 Take the pacifier right out the baby's mouth. 00:11:04.914 --> 00:11:07.624 Hey, you say the word, I'm there. Word. 00:11:07.792 --> 00:11:09.251 All right, I'm there. Word. 00:11:09.419 --> 00:11:12.421 Well, let's do it, then. If I didn't have this badge, whoa, mm. 00:11:12.589 --> 00:11:16.425 What? We're cops, not nuns. We're not taking the train, man. 00:11:16.593 --> 00:11:18.135 Too late. 00:11:18.303 --> 00:11:20.012 [LAUGHING] 00:11:22.849 --> 00:11:24.558 CHARLIE: I sure do miss the old neighborhood. 00:11:24.726 --> 00:11:26.477 JOHN: Why don't you come back more often? 00:11:26.644 --> 00:11:29.938 CHARLIE: No, not enough action here. Well, maybe when I retire. 00:11:30.106 --> 00:11:31.940 JOHN: So you coming in? 00:11:32.108 --> 00:11:33.984 CHARLIE: No. I got a date. 00:11:34.152 --> 00:11:35.194 JOHN: You got a date? 00:11:35.362 --> 00:11:37.446 CHARLIE: Yeah. With what, a girl? 00:11:37.614 --> 00:11:40.783 What do you think? Or a deck of cards? 00:11:40.950 --> 00:11:43.285 You think I'm gambling again? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 00:11:43.453 --> 00:11:45.621 Matter of fact, you got that look in your eye. 00:11:45.789 --> 00:11:48.123 I can see the aces jumping up and down right now. 00:11:48.625 --> 00:11:51.460 Yeah, well, I can see you got a suspicious mind. 00:11:51.628 --> 00:11:53.253 I know you. 00:11:53.421 --> 00:11:55.964 You got any cash on you? What for? 00:11:56.841 --> 00:12:00.177 Well, if you must know, I'm buying you a Christmas present. 00:12:00.345 --> 00:12:03.389 You're gonna buy me a Christmas present with my money? 00:12:03.556 --> 00:12:05.808 Yeah, so don't be stingy. 00:12:05.975 --> 00:12:07.142 [CHUCKLES] 00:12:07.310 --> 00:12:10.562 You know, you never cease to amaze me. 00:12:10.730 --> 00:12:13.232 You don't have to count it. I trust you, man. 00:12:13.400 --> 00:12:14.691 I'm out. See you. 00:12:14.859 --> 00:12:16.902 So you're really gonna buy me a present, huh? 00:12:17.070 --> 00:12:18.195 I love you, man. 00:12:18.822 --> 00:12:20.697 If you love me, let me keep my money. 00:12:20.865 --> 00:12:24.326 Hey, where's your Christmas spirit? In your pocket. 00:12:24.494 --> 00:12:26.412 CHARLIE: Hey. Heh, heh. BOY: Look out. 00:12:26.913 --> 00:12:30.666 And none of them ties or cologne or stuff like that, all right? 00:12:30.834 --> 00:12:32.000 No. 00:12:32.168 --> 00:12:33.919 Yo, man, remember where you at now. 00:12:34.879 --> 00:12:37.881 Better change that walk. Yeah. All right. Yeah. 00:12:38.049 --> 00:12:39.925 There you go. Yeah. Hey, what it is. 00:12:40.093 --> 00:12:42.302 MAN: Whoa! Oh, you all right, man? 00:12:42.470 --> 00:12:44.221 Thanks, man, all right? Go ahead. 00:12:44.389 --> 00:12:47.057 MAN 1: A thousand. MAN 2: I'm in. 00:12:47.684 --> 00:12:51.603 CHARLIE: See the grand and kick it a grand. 00:12:51.771 --> 00:12:54.523 MAN 3: Not me. I'm out. 00:12:56.151 --> 00:13:01.363 Well, I think I'm gonna have to kick it to 5000. 00:13:02.866 --> 00:13:04.783 MAN 1: Too rich for me. 00:13:05.243 --> 00:13:07.870 [CHARLIE HUMMING] 00:13:08.037 --> 00:13:09.371 [COUGHS] 00:13:11.583 --> 00:13:12.708 Hm. 00:13:12.876 --> 00:13:14.501 [HUMMING] 00:13:14.669 --> 00:13:16.336 Charlie? 00:13:16.880 --> 00:13:20.048 You gonna eat, or you gonna play cards? 00:13:20.216 --> 00:13:21.842 [CHUCKLES] 00:13:22.510 --> 00:13:26.638 Sorry, guys. I'm making a mess. 00:13:26.890 --> 00:13:28.223 Uh... 00:13:28.975 --> 00:13:30.517 Call you. 00:13:30.727 --> 00:13:33.479 With what? You're light. 00:13:34.481 --> 00:13:38.734 Oh. Gentlemen, say hello 00:13:39.903 --> 00:13:42.738 to oyster mother-of-pearl. 00:13:51.039 --> 00:13:52.664 [SCREAMING] 00:13:54.083 --> 00:13:55.584 [MAN LAUGHING] 00:13:56.085 --> 00:13:59.630 MAN: Hey, Charlie, let me get you a fucking parachute. 00:14:00.131 --> 00:14:01.632 [SCREAMING] 00:14:02.300 --> 00:14:06.512 Charlie, your brother had better get here soon, or he is going to be an only child. 00:14:06.804 --> 00:14:08.138 [HORN HONKS] 00:14:12.101 --> 00:14:14.102 [CHARLIE SCREAMING] 00:14:16.648 --> 00:14:18.524 [CHARLIE SCREAMING AND MAN LAUGHING] 00:14:19.192 --> 00:14:20.776 Okay, nobody move. 00:14:20.944 --> 00:14:25.072 CHARLIE: John, is that you, my brother? 00:14:25.865 --> 00:14:28.659 John. Thank God you're here! 00:14:28.826 --> 00:14:32.204 Charles, would you mind telling me what the hell is going on here? 00:14:32.372 --> 00:14:34.873 Apparently a man's word is no good here, John. 00:14:35.041 --> 00:14:37.626 You brought the money, right? Three hundred bucks. 00:14:37.794 --> 00:14:40.379 Hey, motherfucker owes Mr. Brown 15,000. 00:14:40.547 --> 00:14:42.631 Fif--? Fifteen thousand? 00:14:43.841 --> 00:14:46.176 John, this is no time to be cheap. JOHN: You know what? 00:14:48.263 --> 00:14:50.097 Drop him. No! Hold it! He's kidding! 00:14:50.265 --> 00:14:52.516 Oh, the hell I am. No, no, drop the motherfucker. 00:14:52.684 --> 00:14:54.518 These guys don't have a sense of humor! 00:14:54.686 --> 00:14:57.145 They don't know you're kidding! I am not kidding. 00:14:57.313 --> 00:14:59.523 I'm tired of this shit. You're the man. 00:14:59.691 --> 00:15:04.027 CHARLIE: No, no! Oh, oh, oh! Okay. Okay. Okay. 00:15:04.195 --> 00:15:06.989 All right. Look, what do you say, Mr. Brown, we make a deal? 00:15:07.156 --> 00:15:09.741 CHARLIE: Make a deal. Make a deal. Here's the 300 bucks now. 00:15:09.909 --> 00:15:11.535 The rest you get in a couple days. 00:15:11.703 --> 00:15:13.996 I'll pay you. I'll pay you. I swear to God. 00:15:15.331 --> 00:15:18.500 Okay. Reel him in. CHARLIE: Okay. 00:15:18.668 --> 00:15:21.169 Oh, guys. Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. 00:15:21.337 --> 00:15:22.713 You guys are all right. 00:15:22.880 --> 00:15:25.841 I was kidding about the sense of humor thing. You know that. 00:15:27.844 --> 00:15:31.513 Thanks, man. For a second, I thought they were gonna prove I couldn't fly. 00:15:31.681 --> 00:15:33.473 You said you were gonna stop this shit. 00:15:33.641 --> 00:15:36.310 Yeah, well, I was. I mean, I had a sweetheart of a hand. 00:15:36.477 --> 00:15:38.854 You know, it was like there was no way I could lose. 00:15:39.022 --> 00:15:41.690 You couldn't lose, huh? You know how many times you said that? 00:15:41.858 --> 00:15:43.817 One of these days, I'm not gonna be there. 00:15:43.985 --> 00:15:45.944 Think I couldn't have got out of that shit? 00:15:46.112 --> 00:15:48.864 Whoa. If I hadn't saved you, you'd be a chalk outline right now. 00:15:49.032 --> 00:15:51.033 I'd be picking you up with a pooper-scooper. 00:15:51.200 --> 00:15:52.868 You don't understand. I have changed. 00:15:53.036 --> 00:15:54.703 And at a basic cellular level. 00:15:54.871 --> 00:15:58.040 I know you've heard this before, but I was up there, 51 stories, 00:15:58.207 --> 00:16:01.043 dangling, and I mean imminent death, I'm terrified 00:16:01.210 --> 00:16:05.422 and suddenly, it was like Buddha consciousness. 00:16:06.716 --> 00:16:08.717 I've read about it in books. That's it. 00:16:08.885 --> 00:16:11.553 God spoke to me. She said, "You have gotta stop gambling." 00:16:11.721 --> 00:16:14.222 I swear to Goddess that I'm quitting. 00:16:14.390 --> 00:16:16.266 I bet you 10 bucks says you can't do it. 00:16:16.434 --> 00:16:18.393 I'll make it 20. See? My point exactly. 00:16:18.561 --> 00:16:21.021 Come on, man. When did you lose your sense of humor? 00:16:21.189 --> 00:16:22.564 Motherfucker. Come on. 00:16:22.732 --> 00:16:25.233 You better stop drinking all that wheat-grass bullshit. 00:16:25.401 --> 00:16:28.904 You know, dogs pee in that grass. Come on. That's good for you too. 00:16:29.072 --> 00:16:30.322 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 00:16:31.949 --> 00:16:35.327 And then I step over here, and I go to the top platform? 00:16:35.495 --> 00:16:36.536 Five? Kale. 00:16:36.704 --> 00:16:38.288 Nice. Kale. 00:16:39.040 --> 00:16:42.084 MAN 1: Hey, John, let's see that drunk walk again. 00:16:42.251 --> 00:16:44.294 MAN 1: You got it. MAN 2: Hey. 00:16:51.636 --> 00:16:54.763 Charlie, John, say hello to Grace Santiago. 00:16:54.931 --> 00:16:57.307 She's gonna be working with us. 00:16:58.101 --> 00:17:00.602 Hi. How you guys doing? Nice to meet you. 00:17:00.770 --> 00:17:02.646 Hi. Hey, yeah. How you doing? 00:17:03.189 --> 00:17:05.691 Welcome aboard. Thanks. 00:17:07.944 --> 00:17:10.445 She is smoking. I think I'm in love, man. 00:17:10.613 --> 00:17:12.155 Damn, this job is looking up. 00:17:32.635 --> 00:17:36.430 CHARLIE: All quiet by the D. All clear by the D. 00:17:38.057 --> 00:17:40.976 [SINGING "O COME ALL YE FAITHFUL"] 00:17:48.735 --> 00:17:52.320 Okay, hold on, hold on. We got a Christmas shopper. 00:17:52.488 --> 00:17:56.408 White male, 19, with his girlfriend. 00:17:56.576 --> 00:18:00.579 He's dressed all black. Yeah, he's definitely interested. 00:18:00.747 --> 00:18:01.788 [COUGHING] 00:18:01.956 --> 00:18:03.957 His girlfriend's trying to talk him out of it. 00:18:04.125 --> 00:18:07.377 Come on. Oh, now she's dragging him away. 00:18:08.671 --> 00:18:11.006 You do much decoy? 00:18:11.174 --> 00:18:12.716 Six months in the outer boroughs. 00:18:12.884 --> 00:18:16.845 I liked it. But this transfer's definitely a lucky break. 00:18:17.013 --> 00:18:18.013 Hm. 00:18:18.181 --> 00:18:19.681 And they say you guys are the best. 00:18:19.849 --> 00:18:22.726 Oh, well, modesty prevents me from-- 00:18:22.894 --> 00:18:25.353 Well, no, it does not. We are the best. 00:18:27.690 --> 00:18:30.484 CHARLIE: You see the way he's swaying? He's got his arm swinging, 00:18:30.651 --> 00:18:34.446 you know, like he wants to take a whiz but he forgot how? 00:18:34.614 --> 00:18:35.864 He got that from me. 00:18:36.491 --> 00:18:38.033 [CHUCKLES] 00:18:38.826 --> 00:18:40.285 [GRUNTING] 00:18:40.536 --> 00:18:41.870 [CHARLIE CHUCKLES] 00:18:42.288 --> 00:18:43.371 So where are you from? 00:18:44.207 --> 00:18:45.415 The Bronx. 00:18:46.417 --> 00:18:48.001 What, uh...? 00:18:49.128 --> 00:18:51.880 You living by yourself? Yeah. 00:18:52.048 --> 00:18:53.799 Shouldn't you be watching the D? 00:18:54.717 --> 00:18:55.842 Yeah. Whoa. Hey. 00:18:56.010 --> 00:18:57.928 Hang on. We got something going on here. 00:18:58.763 --> 00:19:01.890 WOMAN 1: What do we got here? They normally don't look this good. 00:19:02.058 --> 00:19:03.725 Ooh. And look at those big hands. 00:19:03.893 --> 00:19:05.560 [BOTH LAUGHING] 00:19:06.229 --> 00:19:08.688 WOMAN 2: Come here. Wait. What do you think? 00:19:08.856 --> 00:19:10.607 Let's take him home. You wanna do it? 00:19:10.775 --> 00:19:11.858 Come on. Let's do it. 00:19:12.026 --> 00:19:14.069 I'm into it, baby. You know that. Hey, honey. 00:19:14.237 --> 00:19:15.237 [GROANING] 00:19:15.404 --> 00:19:16.655 We're gonna take you home. 00:19:16.823 --> 00:19:18.907 Come on, baby. Yeah. You wanna come home with us? 00:19:19.075 --> 00:19:21.243 You are one fine-looking man. Look at this. 00:19:21.410 --> 00:19:22.953 Oh, no. Now, don't fight us. 00:19:23.120 --> 00:19:25.247 Look at that face. Come on, baby. 00:19:25.414 --> 00:19:28.500 Come here. We're gonna give you some loving. You know that. 00:19:28.668 --> 00:19:30.293 We gonna chew you up. Come on, baby. 00:19:30.461 --> 00:19:32.337 We won't spit you out. Ugh! 00:19:32.505 --> 00:19:33.797 Come on. Don't be-- Come on. 00:19:33.965 --> 00:19:35.590 Come with us. WOMAN 2: Come on. 00:19:35.758 --> 00:19:36.758 [CHUCKLES] 00:19:36.926 --> 00:19:40.095 Shouldn't we break it up? He's tugging at his collar for dear life. 00:19:40.263 --> 00:19:42.013 Look at that, girl. Pretty scared. 00:19:42.181 --> 00:19:44.599 Oh, my man. Come on, baby. All right. There we go. 00:19:44.767 --> 00:19:46.726 GRACE: Hey! Hey! 00:19:46.894 --> 00:19:48.436 Come on, baby. That's my man! 00:19:48.604 --> 00:19:52.023 Get your hands off my man! What, are you bitches crazy? 00:19:52.191 --> 00:19:55.569 You wanna get hurt, that's what it is. We didn't know it was your man. 00:19:55.736 --> 00:19:57.863 We didn't know. Have a little Christmas spirit. 00:19:58.030 --> 00:20:00.365 Merry Christmas to you. Get the hell out of here! 00:20:00.533 --> 00:20:02.409 Yeah, you better run! Your fault. You-- 00:20:02.577 --> 00:20:03.869 I didn't start nothing. 00:20:05.288 --> 00:20:08.331 Turn my back for one minute, and you're dogging me? 00:20:09.917 --> 00:20:11.459 They were huge. 00:20:12.003 --> 00:20:13.086 [CHUCKLES] 00:20:13.546 --> 00:20:15.463 Oh, she's beautiful. 00:20:16.132 --> 00:20:18.633 You wait right there, all right? You wait right there. 00:20:18.801 --> 00:20:20.051 And don't you let me see you talking to-- 00:20:20.219 --> 00:20:21.803 [JOHN BLOWING NOSE] 00:20:21.971 --> 00:20:25.974 You're nasty. What you looking at? Kick your ass too. Shit. 00:20:26.225 --> 00:20:27.559 [LAUGHS] 00:20:40.698 --> 00:20:42.324 Alone at last. 00:20:42.491 --> 00:20:44.659 May I help you? 00:20:44.827 --> 00:20:46.578 I was hoping we could help each other. 00:20:46.746 --> 00:20:48.371 What do you want, sir? 00:20:48.539 --> 00:20:50.832 I wanna ask you a question. 00:20:53.711 --> 00:20:57.047 Do you know what it's like to smell your own flesh burning? 00:20:58.424 --> 00:21:00.342 [SCREAMS] 00:21:04.889 --> 00:21:08.183 You better hand out the cash, bitch, or I'll light you up. 00:21:08.351 --> 00:21:09.851 Okay. 00:21:17.944 --> 00:21:19.527 [SCREAMS] 00:21:20.363 --> 00:21:22.238 I gave you the money. 00:21:22.406 --> 00:21:25.033 I'm not in it for the money. 00:21:27.620 --> 00:21:30.163 [SCREAMING] 00:21:31.040 --> 00:21:32.707 WOMAN: Help me! 00:21:33.876 --> 00:21:35.418 CHARLIE: Oh, my God, it's the Torch. 00:21:35.586 --> 00:21:38.213 Call EMS, tell them we got a fire in a downtown booth. 00:21:38.756 --> 00:21:40.048 Ah! Oh, my God! 00:21:40.466 --> 00:21:41.633 [HORN TOOTING] 00:21:50.726 --> 00:21:51.977 GRACE: I'll take the street. 00:21:55.523 --> 00:21:57.315 [TIRES SCREECHING AND HORN HONKING] 00:21:57.525 --> 00:21:59.275 Ah! Help! Help! 00:22:04.073 --> 00:22:05.573 TORCH: Hey! 00:22:11.080 --> 00:22:13.415 MAN: Holy crap! 00:22:13.958 --> 00:22:15.458 JOHN: Get down! Get down! Ah! Ah! 00:22:22.591 --> 00:22:24.134 Sick bastard. 00:22:24.760 --> 00:22:26.469 COP 1: Police! Freeze! COP 2: There he is! 00:22:26.637 --> 00:22:28.930 Don't move! GRACE: Get off me, you sick fuck! 00:22:29.098 --> 00:22:30.432 COP 1: Hold it right there! 00:22:34.437 --> 00:22:36.980 JOHN: Let's go! Get on the ground! 00:22:41.819 --> 00:22:43.611 JOHN: Shit! Ah! 00:22:43.779 --> 00:22:46.990 WOMAN: Help me! Help me, please! No! No! 00:22:47.158 --> 00:22:48.783 JOHN: You're okay. 00:22:48.951 --> 00:22:51.119 CHARLIE: You're okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. 00:22:55.958 --> 00:22:57.751 [CHATTERING] 00:22:58.252 --> 00:23:00.462 Hey. Hey, man. 00:23:00.629 --> 00:23:02.422 Johnny, Merry Christmas. Frank. 00:23:02.590 --> 00:23:04.382 Merry Christmas. What are you drinking? 00:23:04.550 --> 00:23:06.342 I'm gonna have the usual. Jack? 00:23:06.510 --> 00:23:10.180 Yeah, Jack. Straight up. You got it. 00:23:11.807 --> 00:23:13.475 [GRUNTING] 00:23:16.228 --> 00:23:18.354 No, no. Better yet. Give me two of those. 00:23:18.522 --> 00:23:21.691 Give me two Jacks, and give me two beers too. 00:23:21.942 --> 00:23:23.777 [GRUNTING] 00:23:29.658 --> 00:23:32.660 Okay, now, this right here is a little hard and heavy, 00:23:32.828 --> 00:23:35.997 so I think you should drink it with... 00:23:36.207 --> 00:23:37.373 [GRUNTING] 00:23:37.833 --> 00:23:43.505 a beer, because you obviously have been there before. 00:23:44.507 --> 00:23:46.341 FRANK: That's with me, Johnny. 00:23:46.509 --> 00:23:48.051 Damn. 00:23:48.219 --> 00:23:50.136 Ahem. There you go. 00:23:51.013 --> 00:23:53.348 You know, you took a pretty hard one today. 00:23:53.516 --> 00:23:56.351 Too bad that sick bastard got away. 00:23:57.311 --> 00:24:01.189 Yeah, well, it was his lucky day. That won't be happening twice. 00:24:01.357 --> 00:24:02.941 Don't beat yourself up about it 00:24:03.109 --> 00:24:05.026 because I talked with the EMS people 00:24:05.194 --> 00:24:08.530 and they said the token-booth clerk is gonna be just fine, so... 00:24:09.532 --> 00:24:11.282 Well, that's good to hear. Yeah. 00:24:11.450 --> 00:24:14.410 I'm glad to hear that. Absolutely. 00:24:15.287 --> 00:24:18.039 You know, I wanted to tell you 00:24:18.207 --> 00:24:20.542 that this job can be hazardous to your health 00:24:20.709 --> 00:24:23.128 if, uh, you take it too seriously. 00:24:23.295 --> 00:24:25.964 Yeah, well, I don't know no other way. 00:24:26.132 --> 00:24:27.757 Me neither. 00:24:29.844 --> 00:24:32.053 I mean, it does take a special kind of person 00:24:32.221 --> 00:24:36.266 to do this job, you know. Someone with dedication. 00:24:36.851 --> 00:24:39.310 Perseverance. Stamina. 00:24:39.478 --> 00:24:42.397 Strength. Courage. 00:24:43.023 --> 00:24:44.816 Cojones. 00:24:47.153 --> 00:24:48.736 Complete and utter stupidity. 00:24:48.904 --> 00:24:50.572 It's a curse. We're doomed. 00:24:50.739 --> 00:24:52.490 Uh-huh. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. 00:24:52.658 --> 00:24:54.075 [LAUGHING] 00:24:56.662 --> 00:24:58.288 Welcome to the team. 00:24:58.789 --> 00:25:00.540 Thanks. 00:25:02.168 --> 00:25:04.335 And how are my two favorite people? 00:25:04.503 --> 00:25:06.171 Hey. We were fine. 00:25:06.338 --> 00:25:07.380 [CHUCKLES] 00:25:07.548 --> 00:25:09.132 He's a kidder. Ha, ha, ha. Oh, yeah. 00:25:09.300 --> 00:25:11.718 So, look, I went out, looked long and hard, 00:25:11.886 --> 00:25:14.137 and I found you something for your first day, 00:25:14.305 --> 00:25:16.347 I thought might be special. Aw . 00:25:16.515 --> 00:25:18.474 CHARLIE: The alcohol preserves it. Thank you. 00:25:18.642 --> 00:25:20.226 I don't know what to say. 00:25:20.394 --> 00:25:23.313 He probably stole it from some little Girl Scout or something. 00:25:23.480 --> 00:25:25.690 Oh, my-- Yeah, he's a nut. 00:25:25.858 --> 00:25:27.817 Why don't you grab us a couple cervezas. 00:25:27.985 --> 00:25:29.027 What? 00:25:29.195 --> 00:25:31.154 You expect Grace to pay on her first night? 00:25:31.322 --> 00:25:33.615 And you know I'm having that cash-flow problem. 00:25:33.782 --> 00:25:38.453 Cash-flow... Oh, you mean you're broke. Ha, ha, ha. 00:25:38.621 --> 00:25:42.665 Right, right, right. Means that you ain't got a dime to your name, right? 00:25:42.833 --> 00:25:45.627 Lovely flower, though. He's a great guy, huh? 00:25:45.878 --> 00:25:48.463 Mm-hm. Too bad he's gay. 00:25:48.631 --> 00:25:49.797 So how you doing? 00:25:49.965 --> 00:25:51.174 Yeah. How you doing, man? 00:25:51.342 --> 00:25:52.425 Good, man. How are you? 00:25:52.593 --> 00:25:55.470 Yo, man, let me ask you a question. What's that? 00:25:55.638 --> 00:25:59.641 How does it feel to be brothers with a white guy? 00:25:59.808 --> 00:26:01.809 Come on, man, I told you that story already. 00:26:01.977 --> 00:26:05.146 I was taking out the garbage. I heard this garbage can making noise. 00:26:05.314 --> 00:26:07.148 You found him, right? I found-- Well-- 00:26:07.316 --> 00:26:09.651 You didn't feed the motherfucker? No, I didn't feed-- 00:26:09.818 --> 00:26:13.529 You can't get rid of them when you feed them, you know that, right? 00:26:13.697 --> 00:26:15.323 Look, I got something I gotta do. 00:26:15.491 --> 00:26:18.826 All right. Stay black, man. Yeah, man. Ain't got no choice. 00:26:18.994 --> 00:26:20.328 JOHN: Come on! 00:26:20.496 --> 00:26:23.331 The night is young! Come on! I gotta go. 00:26:23.499 --> 00:26:24.832 The night's a puppy. 00:26:25.000 --> 00:26:28.503 She say that she wanted to be here, but she's leaving. 00:26:28.671 --> 00:26:32.006 [BOTH SINGING] Amazing Grace Amazing Grace 00:26:32.174 --> 00:26:35.677 How sweet the sound How sweet-- Ugh! 00:26:35.928 --> 00:26:37.053 Man, oh, man. 00:26:37.221 --> 00:26:39.347 I'm in love, man. What are you talking about? 00:26:39.515 --> 00:26:42.100 Come on. You ain't got a shot. You better ease back. 00:26:42.268 --> 00:26:44.227 I am deeply in love, I think. 00:26:44.395 --> 00:26:47.522 Yeah, well, she is nice, isn't she? More than nice. 00:26:47.690 --> 00:26:50.525 I'd introduce her to Ma Di if she were still alive, you know? 00:26:50.693 --> 00:26:54.112 I'd bear her children if she'd give me the opportunity. 00:26:54.280 --> 00:26:56.364 Oh, yeah? Yeah. 00:26:56.532 --> 00:26:59.534 Well, you know what they say: 00:26:59.702 --> 00:27:01.661 May the best man win. 00:27:01.829 --> 00:27:04.038 Well, don't worry, Little Boy Blue. I intend to. 00:27:04.206 --> 00:27:05.373 Oh, come on, now, Dorothy. 00:27:05.541 --> 00:27:08.126 Click your heels three times and come on back to Kansas. 00:27:08.294 --> 00:27:09.377 You ain't got a chance. 00:27:09.545 --> 00:27:11.587 Is that right? That's right. That's right. 00:27:11.755 --> 00:27:13.047 Matter of fact, 00:27:13.215 --> 00:27:15.842 she didn't even keep the rose you gave her. 00:27:16.677 --> 00:27:19.012 [JOHN LAUGHING] 00:27:19.680 --> 00:27:21.389 That's fucked up. 00:27:22.224 --> 00:27:25.059 Yo, don't worry about it, man. You'll get another one, right? 00:27:25.227 --> 00:27:27.395 That is fucked up, man. 00:27:27.563 --> 00:27:29.731 I wouldn't go down that road with you. 00:27:29.898 --> 00:27:33.901 It's typical of your insensitivity, like pissing on that nice car. 00:27:34.069 --> 00:27:36.446 You know what? You just always gotta be the coolest. 00:27:36.613 --> 00:27:39.949 You always gotta be the smartest. You gotta be the most on top of it. 00:27:40.117 --> 00:27:42.535 I'm just kidding, man. No, you ain't just kidding. 00:27:42.703 --> 00:27:45.580 You're always that way. You gotta be the guy who gets the girl. 00:27:45.748 --> 00:27:48.166 You know what it was? Ma Di gave you everything, 00:27:48.334 --> 00:27:50.501 then you always expect everything. Whoa, whoa. What? 00:27:50.669 --> 00:27:53.129 Ma Di gave me everything? Ma Di treated us the same. 00:27:53.297 --> 00:27:56.674 No, no, no. God rest her soul. She treated me great. 00:27:56.842 --> 00:27:59.093 She took me in, she fed me, she loved me, 00:27:59.261 --> 00:28:00.595 but she loved you better. 00:28:01.889 --> 00:28:06.601 Yo, Charlie, Charlie, look. We got the same thing, all right? 00:28:06.769 --> 00:28:08.936 It's called sharing, right? 00:28:09.104 --> 00:28:11.856 I wear your coat, you wear my shoes. 00:28:12.024 --> 00:28:14.108 I use your toothbrush-- I wear your shoes. 00:28:14.276 --> 00:28:17.612 I'm always in your shoes. I'm always in your footsteps. 00:28:17.780 --> 00:28:19.781 I'm always Hook's little brother. 00:28:21.200 --> 00:28:22.658 Wait a minute. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 00:28:22.826 --> 00:28:25.620 Are we talking about shoes, or are we talking about Grace? 00:28:25.788 --> 00:28:28.956 We're talking about the fact that my ceiling is always your floor. 00:28:29.124 --> 00:28:31.209 Move out the motherfucking building, then. 00:28:31.377 --> 00:28:34.045 I happen to like the building. Then what's your complaint? 00:28:34.213 --> 00:28:37.632 My complaint is you're always first, and I'm always one step behind. 00:28:37.800 --> 00:28:39.801 And you perpetuate that. What? 00:28:39.968 --> 00:28:41.135 Yeah. Oh, wait a minute. 00:28:41.303 --> 00:28:42.929 So now it's my fault, right? 00:28:43.097 --> 00:28:44.847 Partially. You're blaming that on me? 00:28:45.015 --> 00:28:47.308 You have plenty of opportunity, but you know what? 00:28:47.476 --> 00:28:50.812 You always fuck it up. Well, now, that illustrates my point. 00:28:50.979 --> 00:28:53.773 You're calling me a fuck-up. I did not call you a fuck-up. 00:28:53.941 --> 00:28:55.650 I said you fuck up. There's a difference. 00:28:55.818 --> 00:28:59.195 So you call me a fuck-up, so I keep fucking up. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy. 00:28:59.363 --> 00:29:02.490 Are you listening to me? Yeah. Are you listening to me? 00:29:02.658 --> 00:29:04.325 I don't need this shit. No, no, no. 00:29:04.493 --> 00:29:08.121 Don't be putting your hands on me. What are you gonna do about it, huh? 00:29:08.288 --> 00:29:11.332 You over there. Ain't nothing between us but the motherfucking air. 00:29:11.500 --> 00:29:13.751 Make a move. MAN: Give me your wallets, watches. 00:29:13.919 --> 00:29:16.170 You testing me? MAN: Yo, motherfucker! 00:29:16.338 --> 00:29:19.048 Your wallets first, then rings and watches. 00:29:19.550 --> 00:29:21.426 MAN 2: Give it up, man. MAN 3: Yo, give up your shit. 00:29:21.593 --> 00:29:23.678 What, you deaf? MAN 2: Hey, come on, motherfucker. 00:29:23.846 --> 00:29:26.347 MAN 3: I'm talking to your Casper ass. Give it up. 00:29:26.515 --> 00:29:28.516 MAN 1: You heard the man. 00:29:28.684 --> 00:29:30.601 I'll be... 00:29:32.438 --> 00:29:34.272 Damn. Shit. 00:29:34.440 --> 00:29:37.275 MAN 1: Easy. Easy. MAN 2: All right, chill out, white boy. 00:29:37.443 --> 00:29:40.236 JOHN: Okay, now look at the shit you done got us in. 00:29:40.404 --> 00:29:42.405 What, you gonna blame this shit on me too? 00:29:42.573 --> 00:29:45.366 Oh, this is definitely your fault. Oh, it was my fault? 00:29:45.534 --> 00:29:48.619 Who was watching the street? JOHN: I got to go out like this? 00:29:48.787 --> 00:29:51.706 I'm so sick of your shit. Stop trying to pin everything on me. 00:29:51.874 --> 00:29:53.249 This one is your fault. 00:29:53.417 --> 00:29:55.877 I don't care who caused this shit, just give it up! 00:29:56.044 --> 00:29:57.879 I didn't call you a fuck-up. Fuck you. 00:29:58.046 --> 00:29:59.338 What do you mean? Fuck you! 00:29:59.506 --> 00:30:00.590 Yo, fuck you! Fuck you! 00:30:00.757 --> 00:30:03.217 What you talking about? I'll bust a cap in your ass! 00:30:03.385 --> 00:30:05.928 Look, motherfucker, I'm robbing your motherfucking ass! 00:30:06.096 --> 00:30:09.182 Give up your shit! I tell you what. I'll get the shoes. 00:30:09.349 --> 00:30:11.767 Over here! Hello? JOHN: Yo, give up the shoes. 00:30:11.935 --> 00:30:13.895 I'll shoot you in your good eye, man. 00:30:14.062 --> 00:30:16.397 This is a stickup, motherfucker! A stickup! 00:30:16.565 --> 00:30:19.567 CHARLIE: I'll fill you so full of holes, you'll look like chocolate Swiss cheese. 00:30:19.735 --> 00:30:21.402 What the fuck is wrong with y'all? 00:30:21.570 --> 00:30:23.779 Let's get the fuck out of here. This is crazy. 00:30:23.947 --> 00:30:26.741 You took my Ice Cream records. Ice Cube! Ice Cube! 00:30:26.909 --> 00:30:29.410 CHARLIE: Ice Cube, Ice Pick, Ice Capades. I'm white. 00:30:29.578 --> 00:30:31.454 How should I know? They fucking sick. 00:30:31.622 --> 00:30:33.414 MAN 1: Let's get up out of here, man. 00:30:33.582 --> 00:30:35.416 [CHARLIE & JOHN CHUCKLING] 00:30:38.754 --> 00:30:40.755 You wasn't gonna really shoot me, were you? 00:30:40.923 --> 00:30:43.424 Hell, no. You weren't gonna shoot me, were you? 00:30:43.592 --> 00:30:45.927 JOHN: I mean, you had that Alabama look in your eye. 00:30:46.094 --> 00:30:49.680 CHARLIE: Yeah. You're lucky I didn't have a fire hose. 00:30:49.848 --> 00:30:51.307 [JOHN LAUGHING] 00:30:51.808 --> 00:30:55.353 JOHN: So you really think this girl can make a difference, huh? 00:30:55.521 --> 00:30:57.897 CHARLIE: Yeah, you know, I do. 00:30:59.441 --> 00:31:02.443 JOHN: Well, hey, man, go for it, you know? 00:31:02.611 --> 00:31:03.861 CHARLIE: Yeah? 00:31:04.029 --> 00:31:06.155 JOHN: Yeah, man, I'm out of it. I mean, you know. 00:31:06.323 --> 00:31:08.115 CHARLIE: You serious? 00:31:09.159 --> 00:31:12.078 JOHN: Look, I hope she makes you happy. 00:31:14.414 --> 00:31:15.957 CHARLIE: Hey, Merry Christmas, man. 00:31:16.124 --> 00:31:18.751 JOHN: Hey, Merry Christmas to you too, man. 00:31:27.010 --> 00:31:28.636 [BLOWING NOSE] 00:31:34.101 --> 00:31:37.812 Department says we gotta take backup on during the holiday season. 00:31:37.980 --> 00:31:40.815 But it don't mean we have to like who they send us. Shut up 00:31:40.983 --> 00:31:43.067 and you just stay out of our way. 00:31:43.235 --> 00:31:45.027 Whoa, whoa. Hey, man, look, I'm sorry. 00:31:45.195 --> 00:31:47.154 Hey, we didn't ask for this assignment. 00:31:47.322 --> 00:31:51.075 You know, you don't have to treat us like we're gonna steal something. 00:31:51.243 --> 00:31:53.995 Yeah, really, man. I guess they're a little pissed off 00:31:54.162 --> 00:31:57.498 because we beat the shit out of their buddies on day shift. 00:31:58.375 --> 00:32:01.043 Hey, hey. Everybody chill. COP 1: Hey, hey, hey. 00:32:01.211 --> 00:32:04.422 We're here to help you out today, Dooley. It's all right, you know. 00:32:04.590 --> 00:32:07.341 Just a bit too much testosterone in here or something. 00:32:07.509 --> 00:32:10.177 Lighten up, babe. CHARLIE: You ought to try retaining. 00:32:10.345 --> 00:32:14.932 All right, back to your stations. We got a schedule to keep. 00:32:15.517 --> 00:32:17.018 Yo, Dooley. 00:32:17.769 --> 00:32:20.021 You're gonna take in a lot of money tonight, huh? 00:32:20.188 --> 00:32:23.065 Yeah, this time of year, 3, maybe 4 million. 00:32:23.692 --> 00:32:25.443 Damn. 00:32:26.778 --> 00:32:28.779 Now, that's money. 00:32:28.947 --> 00:32:32.950 That's a whole lot of money. Stop drooling. Stop drooling. 00:32:33.118 --> 00:32:35.369 It's not like we can't take a few mental notes. 00:32:35.537 --> 00:32:37.121 Check out that grate. 00:32:41.335 --> 00:32:44.378 DOOLEY: Look alive. We got something up ahead. 00:32:50.260 --> 00:32:53.220 COP 1: No problem. Just workers in the tunnel. 00:32:53.388 --> 00:32:55.848 Hey, hotshot, you're standing in my spot. 00:32:56.016 --> 00:32:57.850 Hey, don't be poking me with that thing. 00:32:58.018 --> 00:33:00.102 Go fuck yourself. Shut the fuck up, punk. 00:33:00.270 --> 00:33:02.104 Don't be pushing me. Go fuck yourself. 00:33:02.272 --> 00:33:05.066 What are you gonna do? I'm gonna shove it up your ass. 00:33:05.233 --> 00:33:07.943 Get the fuck out of here, you punk. CHARLIE: Hey. Hey. 00:33:08.111 --> 00:33:10.029 Hang on, now. You ain't gonna hit him. 00:33:10.197 --> 00:33:12.156 Why not? Because I'm gonna hit him. 00:33:13.408 --> 00:33:16.243 DOOLEY: All right, knock it off. COP 1: Jesus Christ. 00:33:18.914 --> 00:33:20.498 COP 2: Come on. 00:33:21.375 --> 00:33:24.502 JOHN: Oh, my God. That was beautiful. 00:33:24.836 --> 00:33:26.128 Hm. 00:33:26.755 --> 00:33:28.547 She your wife? 00:33:28.715 --> 00:33:30.132 No, sir. 00:33:30.300 --> 00:33:31.592 Your girlfriend? 00:33:31.760 --> 00:33:33.552 No, sir. 00:33:34.930 --> 00:33:39.350 Ah, perhaps your sister. Now, that would make sense. 00:33:39.518 --> 00:33:42.978 A white brother, a black brother, 00:33:43.146 --> 00:33:47.274 and a Latino sister. 00:33:48.944 --> 00:33:52.279 Officer Grace Santiago, sir. I've been newly assigned to Unit One. 00:33:52.447 --> 00:33:57.034 You boys are lucky. How did you get so lucky? 00:33:59.329 --> 00:34:04.125 Are they lucky, Officer Santiago? 00:34:04.793 --> 00:34:07.420 I don't know what you mean, sir. 00:34:07.587 --> 00:34:11.382 Having you as a partner. Are they lucky? 00:34:14.469 --> 00:34:17.138 I'll try my best to do my job and be part of the team, sir. 00:34:17.305 --> 00:34:20.683 I'm sure you will. You're dismissed. 00:34:21.768 --> 00:34:26.480 This doesn't concern you, Officer Santiago. 00:34:27.315 --> 00:34:30.818 You boys, you don't listen. 00:34:31.903 --> 00:34:35.656 This time, you may have your nuts in a wringer. 00:34:35.824 --> 00:34:39.285 Last time you messed with my train, it was late. 00:34:39.453 --> 00:34:42.371 This time, it was light. 00:34:43.498 --> 00:34:46.667 Light? Sit down. 00:34:48.503 --> 00:34:51.589 It seems that, in the darkness and confusion, 00:34:51.757 --> 00:34:55.092 somebody made off with 25,000 of my dollars. 00:34:55.260 --> 00:34:57.678 You got any idea how that could happen? 00:34:59.306 --> 00:35:02.433 No, sir. Why ask us? 00:35:02.601 --> 00:35:05.019 You're a bad gambler, Sunny Jim. 00:35:06.146 --> 00:35:08.355 You're in debt up to your eyeballs. 00:35:08.523 --> 00:35:11.400 Matter of fact, the only thing you're good at is losing money. 00:35:11.568 --> 00:35:14.779 I think you can figure out how I lost mine. 00:35:14.946 --> 00:35:18.365 Wait. Wait. Are you trying to say that we had something to do with this? 00:35:18.533 --> 00:35:20.159 Did I say that? 00:35:20.327 --> 00:35:22.369 I didn't say that. 00:35:22.537 --> 00:35:27.750 All I said was that bad things seem to happen around you two 00:35:27.918 --> 00:35:32.046 and some money got lost. 00:35:32.672 --> 00:35:34.298 I think you can help me find it. 00:35:35.217 --> 00:35:38.052 How so? You look for it. 00:35:39.346 --> 00:35:45.059 I got a hunch that if you dig down in that commode that you call a soul, 00:35:45.227 --> 00:35:47.478 you'll come up with something. 00:35:47.646 --> 00:35:50.272 Excuse me, sir. I didn't ask to be disturbed. 00:35:50.440 --> 00:35:52.316 I think you might wanna hear this. 00:35:55.862 --> 00:35:57.822 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 00:36:02.577 --> 00:36:04.370 Get out of here. 00:36:07.749 --> 00:36:09.208 Uh... 00:36:13.046 --> 00:36:14.880 You're dismissed. 00:36:16.174 --> 00:36:19.093 Dismissed? Dismissed. 00:36:20.595 --> 00:36:22.596 [JOHN CHUCKLING] 00:36:23.682 --> 00:36:25.975 You know, one second you're calling us crooks, 00:36:26.142 --> 00:36:29.061 and then the next second we're just dismissed, huh? 00:36:29.229 --> 00:36:30.980 The money has been recovered. 00:36:31.147 --> 00:36:33.732 A collection agent made a full confession. 00:36:33.900 --> 00:36:36.443 I said, you're dismissed. 00:36:37.445 --> 00:36:38.821 [SCOFFS] 00:36:41.241 --> 00:36:44.702 Oh, by the way, whatever happened to that money-train model 00:36:44.870 --> 00:36:46.036 that was on your desk? 00:36:46.204 --> 00:36:48.122 JOHN: You know, I was just thinking about that. 00:36:48.290 --> 00:36:51.292 I looked over there, and I didn't see it. Heartbroken. 00:36:51.459 --> 00:36:52.459 CHARLIE: Just, poof, gone. 00:36:52.627 --> 00:36:56.046 JOHN: Man, the manpower that would've had to go into putting that together. 00:36:56.548 --> 00:36:58.007 You're right on the edge. 00:36:58.633 --> 00:37:00.801 You're a wreck looking for someplace to happen. 00:37:01.928 --> 00:37:03.804 I'll be there, 00:37:03.972 --> 00:37:06.724 and I'll fuck you dead. 00:37:07.642 --> 00:37:10.436 CHARLIE: Do you think he wants to fuck us before we're dead or after? 00:37:10.604 --> 00:37:13.647 JOHN: I understood that when we're dead, that's when he wants to fuck us. 00:37:13.815 --> 00:37:16.984 Either way, it's a pain in the ass, man. Oh, man, fuck that. 00:37:17.152 --> 00:37:18.527 Yeah, really. Fuck him. 00:37:18.695 --> 00:37:22.865 I mean, thinking I stole the money, that's insulting. 00:37:23.033 --> 00:37:27.703 Well, I tell you, I thought you stole it too. 00:37:27.871 --> 00:37:31.123 You did? Well, that's all right. You're family. 00:37:31.291 --> 00:37:35.169 You got a right to insult me. But that son of a bitch, he-- 00:37:35.337 --> 00:37:37.838 Hey, Hook. What? 00:37:38.006 --> 00:37:41.634 Hook. You know what's on the other side of that pond? 00:37:41.801 --> 00:37:43.177 JOHN: Yeah, that's Wollman Rink. 00:37:43.345 --> 00:37:46.513 Last night, those repair guys came up a ladder into the park. 00:37:46.681 --> 00:37:49.183 Where? Right over there? Yeah. 00:37:50.101 --> 00:37:52.686 Oh. Ah. Oh. 00:37:52.854 --> 00:37:55.189 I see what you're saying. That's what I'm saying. 00:37:55.357 --> 00:37:57.524 You're saying stop the train near the rink. 00:37:57.692 --> 00:37:59.985 Yeah. Then use the ladder to climb up 00:38:00.153 --> 00:38:02.237 and, pow, take away the cash. 00:38:02.405 --> 00:38:05.199 Take the cash. We'll disappear into the park. 00:38:06.076 --> 00:38:07.117 Never work. 00:38:07.285 --> 00:38:09.870 It'll work. It'll work. It'll work. It'll never work. 00:38:10.038 --> 00:38:11.914 Charlie. What? 00:38:12.499 --> 00:38:14.541 How much do you think we can get? 00:38:14.709 --> 00:38:18.003 Three, 4 million at least. Hm. 00:38:18.713 --> 00:38:20.798 Man, man, man. Mm. 00:38:20.966 --> 00:38:22.466 We could be rich. 00:38:22.634 --> 00:38:27.554 Rich, man? Fuck, we'd be free. And it's about time for our people. Mm. Uh-huh. 00:38:28.014 --> 00:38:30.057 Say it loud. I'm black and I'm proud. 00:38:30.225 --> 00:38:33.394 And you look it. Ugh! Ugh! 00:38:33.603 --> 00:38:34.853 Man, we're talking about-- 00:38:35.021 --> 00:38:38.232 That's living like the Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous. 00:38:38.400 --> 00:38:39.566 You know what we could do? 00:38:39.734 --> 00:38:41.944 We could be just taking cruise ships, you know? 00:38:42.112 --> 00:38:45.406 Go from island to island. We'd be like boat people, but richer. 00:38:45.573 --> 00:38:48.075 Richer than that? Hell, man, we could go to, like-- 00:38:48.243 --> 00:38:50.160 We'll buy an island. Now you're talking. 00:38:50.328 --> 00:38:52.413 Yeah. I'm saying-- That's enterprising. 00:38:52.580 --> 00:38:54.248 Something like Maui. Or Bali. 00:38:54.416 --> 00:38:56.166 Tahiti. Any of the "I" islands. 00:38:56.334 --> 00:39:00.921 Exactly. The best thing is that we wouldn't have to put up with no crap 00:39:01.089 --> 00:39:04.258 from that necrophiliac, prick-in-a-suit Patterson. 00:39:04.426 --> 00:39:06.677 That son of a bitch, man. We don't deserve that. 00:39:06.845 --> 00:39:08.053 Let the sharks eat him. 00:39:08.221 --> 00:39:11.265 Let's do it, man. Let's do it. Let's do it. I'm with it. 00:39:11.433 --> 00:39:14.184 Here's what I'm saying. What are you saying? Talk to me. 00:39:14.352 --> 00:39:15.644 Come on, now. Talk to me. 00:39:15.812 --> 00:39:19.773 The best possible time to pull this off is gonna be New Year's Eve. 00:39:19.941 --> 00:39:22.484 Why? Because New Year's Day they have the rate hike. 00:39:22.652 --> 00:39:26.196 So it's just gonna be loaded down with currency, man. 00:39:26.364 --> 00:39:29.366 I mean, it'll just be phat. You know what I mean? 00:39:29.534 --> 00:39:32.327 Where'd you learn that word at, man? Well, MTV Raps, man. 00:39:32.495 --> 00:39:33.579 [LAUGHS] 00:39:33.747 --> 00:39:35.664 I'm trying to keep up with my heritage. 00:39:35.832 --> 00:39:38.292 Anyway, man, think about it. What do you think? 00:39:38.460 --> 00:39:39.543 [LAUGHING] 00:39:39.711 --> 00:39:41.879 Wait, wait, wait. What? 00:39:42.047 --> 00:39:43.797 Look, Charlie, come back to Earth, man. 00:39:43.965 --> 00:39:47.926 All right? Just-- Just calm down. Come on. Come on, now. 00:39:48.094 --> 00:39:51.221 Come on back to Earth, buddy. What are you talking about? 00:39:51.389 --> 00:39:53.807 Charles, we're not gonna rob the money train. 00:39:53.975 --> 00:39:57.478 Why not? Because, uh, uh-- We're cops. 00:39:57.645 --> 00:39:59.146 And, you know, remember: 00:39:59.314 --> 00:40:01.648 Serve, protect, break a mugger's neck, all of that. 00:40:01.816 --> 00:40:04.234 That's our credo. We gotta do this. We can do this. 00:40:04.402 --> 00:40:07.529 No, no, no. Shh, shh, shh. We're gonna do it. We're gonna do it. 00:40:07.697 --> 00:40:10.657 No, no. It would be no problem. No-- No-- 00:40:10.825 --> 00:40:13.869 I'm telling you, it's easy. No, no. Shh, shh, shh. 00:40:14.037 --> 00:40:15.496 No, wait-- No. Shh. Ah. 00:40:15.663 --> 00:40:18.582 See, I get the-- Shh. Shh, shh, shh. 00:40:20.126 --> 00:40:24.505 Put that thing away before somebody think you got it for Christmas. 00:40:24.672 --> 00:40:26.507 We could double if-- Eh, eh, eh. Ah. 00:40:27.592 --> 00:40:30.511 [SALSA MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS] 00:40:41.064 --> 00:40:52.157 [CHUCKLES] 00:40:52.534 --> 00:40:55.160 Don't let me interrupt. It was too hot inside. 00:40:55.328 --> 00:40:57.788 I had to come outside for a minute. 00:40:58.081 --> 00:40:59.540 Uh-huh. 00:40:59.749 --> 00:41:01.792 I see you're getting down, huh? 00:41:01.960 --> 00:41:04.878 Salsa, yeah. That's all right. Love this. 00:41:05.672 --> 00:41:07.381 I grew up with this stuff. 00:41:07.549 --> 00:41:09.716 You didn't. Now, I grew up on this. Excuse me? 00:41:09.884 --> 00:41:11.844 No, no, no. See, I'm from the Bronx, see? 00:41:12.011 --> 00:41:13.512 What? What? Come on. 00:41:13.680 --> 00:41:15.514 Let's see what you got. 00:41:17.267 --> 00:41:18.892 [LAUGHING] 00:41:19.394 --> 00:41:23.063 Are you sure? Hey, I'm very surprised. 00:41:25.483 --> 00:41:28.110 Baby, E Street. Here, do this. 00:41:29.237 --> 00:41:32.072 See? See that there? You're teaching me something, huh? 00:41:33.199 --> 00:41:35.534 Gotta learn from somebody. 00:41:37.996 --> 00:41:39.288 Let's see what you got, now. 00:41:39.455 --> 00:41:41.456 Watch out, now. I might throw a spin on you. 00:41:41.833 --> 00:41:43.167 Oh! 00:41:44.919 --> 00:41:45.919 Ah. 00:41:46.087 --> 00:41:47.129 [MUSIC STOPS] 00:41:47.297 --> 00:41:49.715 Little rough for the first time. That's all right. 00:41:49.883 --> 00:41:51.925 If we do it a bit more often, we'd get some practice in. 00:41:52.093 --> 00:41:53.093 [SLOW MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS] 00:41:53.261 --> 00:41:55.429 Thought we were dancing. That was nice. That was nice. 00:41:55.597 --> 00:41:59.308 You just gonna leave me hanging? What? No, no, no. 00:41:59.475 --> 00:42:03.562 Slow music? Oh, no, no, no. I don't dance to slow music. 00:42:03.730 --> 00:42:06.857 Oh, you don't dance to slow music? No. Come on, now. 00:42:07.025 --> 00:42:09.985 No. How would it look for me to all of a sudden just, like... 00:42:10.153 --> 00:42:13.071 step up to you like that and, you know, pull you close 00:42:13.239 --> 00:42:17.868 and start dancing with you all close and stuff like that? 00:42:18.036 --> 00:42:20.204 That could work. 00:42:26.586 --> 00:42:28.879 I got a confession to make. 00:42:30.298 --> 00:42:31.381 Yeah, and what's that? 00:42:32.342 --> 00:42:35.469 Well, this is the first time I ever danced with a cop. 00:42:36.679 --> 00:42:39.181 Yeah, well, me too. 00:42:43.269 --> 00:42:47.231 Hey. Hey, hey. I hope that's your gun. 00:42:47.398 --> 00:42:49.733 Oh, well, whatever it is, it's poking me too. 00:42:49.901 --> 00:42:52.361 Hold on. Maybe it's my gun. 00:42:53.655 --> 00:42:55.656 I'm telling you, put your stuff in the back. 00:42:55.823 --> 00:42:58.158 You put your stuff to the back. I am. 00:42:58.326 --> 00:43:00.160 [LAUGHING] 00:43:01.079 --> 00:43:03.538 [TERRY ELLIS' "WHEREVER YOU ARE" PLAYING ON SPEAKERS] 00:43:33.194 --> 00:43:34.987 [CHUCKLES] 00:43:35.405 --> 00:43:36.738 Oh, wow. 00:43:37.824 --> 00:43:39.700 Oh, boy. 00:43:39.867 --> 00:43:41.201 Ooh. 00:43:42.036 --> 00:43:44.871 Hey, look, I think I should go in. 00:43:45.039 --> 00:43:46.373 Yeah. Yeah. 00:43:46.541 --> 00:43:48.667 Yeah, you know, because we don't want people 00:43:48.835 --> 00:43:51.712 to come out here and start talking. No. We wouldn't want that. 00:43:51.879 --> 00:43:53.297 You know how the precinct is: 00:43:53.464 --> 00:43:55.465 Blah, blah, blah. Yeah, yeah. Heh, heh. 00:43:55.925 --> 00:44:00.762 You go ahead. Okay. All right. Nice. 00:44:05.685 --> 00:44:07.102 Grace. 00:44:09.188 --> 00:44:10.731 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 00:44:10.898 --> 00:44:12.190 [LAUGHS] 00:44:12.358 --> 00:44:13.400 Gracias. 00:44:13.568 --> 00:44:15.444 I enjoyed it too. 00:44:22.201 --> 00:44:25.037 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 00:44:26.998 --> 00:44:29.666 ["ALL THAT MATTERS" PLAYING ON SPEAKERS] 00:44:37.216 --> 00:44:38.800 CHARLIE: Hey. Hey. 00:44:38.968 --> 00:44:43.513 How goes it? Can I interest you in a piña colada? 00:44:46.726 --> 00:44:49.061 [SPEAKING INAUDIBLY] 00:44:54.275 --> 00:44:55.817 Hi. 00:44:59.989 --> 00:45:02.115 CHARLIE [SINGING]: You gotta get up You gotta get up 00:45:02.283 --> 00:45:05.077 You gotta get up in the morning You gotta get up 00:45:05.244 --> 00:45:06.536 JOHN: Stop, stop, stop. 00:45:06.704 --> 00:45:09.206 I should've never told you where I hide my keys. 00:45:09.374 --> 00:45:11.208 Come on. Hey, Hook. Come on, man. 00:45:11.376 --> 00:45:13.585 Come on, get up. Time to play. Hook. Hook. 00:45:13.753 --> 00:45:14.836 Stop. Get up. 00:45:15.004 --> 00:45:17.714 All right? Oh! Say no more, man. 00:45:17.882 --> 00:45:20.717 It's hot in here. It's hot. Hot. 00:45:20.885 --> 00:45:23.136 Could it be hotter in here? It's like a sauna. 00:45:23.304 --> 00:45:26.139 JOHN: Don't touch that window, man. Don't touch the window, man. 00:45:26.307 --> 00:45:29.142 Fresh air. Yo, man, it's cold outside. 00:45:29.310 --> 00:45:31.395 You gotta get fresh air. Trust me. Come on. 00:45:31.562 --> 00:45:33.980 Fresh air? Where do you think you're at, in the Alps? 00:45:34.148 --> 00:45:37.984 CHARLIE: Best thing for your lungs. This is New York, man. 00:45:39.237 --> 00:45:42.447 Ow! Oh, watch your shin there, man. 00:45:42.615 --> 00:45:45.700 JOHN: Smell like you haven't been back to your place to wash. 00:45:45.868 --> 00:45:48.703 CHARLIE: That's because I haven't. 00:45:48.871 --> 00:45:51.873 You haven't? No. I've been out. 00:45:52.708 --> 00:45:54.376 Grace? I've been out with Grace 00:45:54.544 --> 00:45:59.005 all night long, and, God, I'm feeling good. Whoo! 00:46:06.431 --> 00:46:08.014 All night? 00:46:08.599 --> 00:46:09.683 [SNIFFING] 00:46:11.144 --> 00:46:14.229 Yeah, all night. And I feel all right. 00:46:14.397 --> 00:46:16.690 What, you try some of your world-class, 00:46:16.858 --> 00:46:18.400 cheap-ass moves on her? 00:46:18.901 --> 00:46:22.028 Well, gentleman never tells. 00:46:22.530 --> 00:46:27.033 What? A gentleman never tells. 00:46:27.535 --> 00:46:30.787 Ah. Well, since you're in no danger of even becoming one, 00:46:30.955 --> 00:46:33.123 you could go ahead and tell me. 00:46:33.291 --> 00:46:35.292 How'd it go? 00:46:36.711 --> 00:46:40.380 All right. We-- No, I ain't gonna say. No. 00:46:41.841 --> 00:46:43.884 Did you kiss her? 00:46:44.260 --> 00:46:45.677 [SNORING] 00:46:49.599 --> 00:46:51.558 You kissed her, didn't you? 00:46:52.643 --> 00:46:54.186 [GRUNTING] 00:47:29.472 --> 00:47:32.349 Shouldn't you be home in bed? Too much energy. 00:47:32.517 --> 00:47:35.644 I thought I'd come here and try to burn it off. 00:47:36.771 --> 00:47:39.606 Yeah, well, thought you worked that out last night. 00:47:44.862 --> 00:47:48.615 You know, um, I still got a little something left. 00:47:50.993 --> 00:47:54.454 What? You wanna go at it? 00:47:54.830 --> 00:47:56.957 Ha. What? Boxing? 00:47:57.124 --> 00:48:00.460 Yeah. Come on. Let's go a few rounds. 00:48:02.088 --> 00:48:04.464 And don't hold back. 00:48:04.632 --> 00:48:05.966 Come on. 00:48:06.133 --> 00:48:08.635 Look, you sure you wanna do this? 00:48:09.637 --> 00:48:10.679 [CHUCKLES] 00:48:12.139 --> 00:48:13.431 Oh, oh, oh. 00:48:14.392 --> 00:48:17.060 Oh, you're a little sneaky, huh? 00:48:17.228 --> 00:48:20.647 Back up, now. Wait. Hey, get out of here. Get out. 00:48:21.607 --> 00:48:23.483 I ain't going nowhere. 00:48:23.651 --> 00:48:24.859 Ugh! 00:48:28.906 --> 00:48:30.407 [CHUCKLES] 00:48:30.658 --> 00:48:31.992 Ha, ha, ha. 00:48:32.994 --> 00:48:35.787 Ugh! Okay. 00:48:35.955 --> 00:48:37.914 All right, good. Good. 00:48:38.874 --> 00:48:41.876 GRACE: So you wanna talk about last night? 00:48:42.628 --> 00:48:44.671 You're talking about you and Charlie, right? 00:48:44.839 --> 00:48:47.382 No. I'm talking about you and me 00:48:47.550 --> 00:48:49.342 and the real reason you backed off. 00:48:49.510 --> 00:48:52.512 Look, you gonna box or you gonna talk, huh? 00:48:57.893 --> 00:48:59.144 It's Charlie, isn't it? 00:48:59.312 --> 00:49:01.187 What? It's Charlie, isn't it? 00:49:01.355 --> 00:49:05.358 Yes, yes, it's Charlie. The guy is crazy about you. 00:49:05.526 --> 00:49:08.111 This has got to be a first. 00:49:08.738 --> 00:49:10.739 A guy who cares more about his brother 00:49:10.906 --> 00:49:16.202 than he does about himself. Well, he is my brother, and-- Oh! 00:49:16.954 --> 00:49:18.705 Yes, I care about him. 00:49:18.873 --> 00:49:22.334 I mean, I ain't no saint or nothing like that. 00:49:22.501 --> 00:49:25.545 There are times when I feel like I wanna just kill the guy. 00:49:25.713 --> 00:49:28.381 Yeah. I heard he's kind of a fuck-up. 00:49:28.549 --> 00:49:30.050 A fuck-up? 00:49:31.344 --> 00:49:32.552 Ugh! 00:49:34.055 --> 00:49:36.598 Dang. Jeez. Oh, man, I'm sorry. 00:49:36.766 --> 00:49:38.516 No, I'm okay. No, I'm... 00:49:38.684 --> 00:49:42.937 I was out of line anyway. Oh, no, no, no. 00:49:43.105 --> 00:49:44.606 I mean, can't you understand 00:49:44.774 --> 00:49:46.941 that I have to look after my brother? 00:49:47.109 --> 00:49:49.778 I can understand about you and your brother. 00:49:49.945 --> 00:49:51.279 What I'm not understanding 00:49:51.447 --> 00:49:53.823 is what's going on between you and me. 00:49:55.076 --> 00:49:56.951 You and me. 00:49:58.579 --> 00:50:03.124 Yeah. You and your feelings about me. 00:50:07.088 --> 00:50:09.339 Well, I decked you, didn't I? 00:50:19.392 --> 00:50:20.809 [LAUGHS] 00:50:21.602 --> 00:50:24.187 I feel the same way about you. 00:50:24.689 --> 00:50:27.107 You know, this could get painful. 00:50:28.109 --> 00:50:31.778 Hey, love hurts. 00:50:32.154 --> 00:50:34.197 MAN: Yo, officer. Officer. 00:50:34.365 --> 00:50:37.283 Good night. Adios. See you, Charlie. 00:50:39.912 --> 00:50:43.164 Yo, Charlie. Yo, hold up. I wanna talk to you. 00:50:44.959 --> 00:50:47.252 Hey, come here, man. 00:50:48.587 --> 00:50:50.130 Something I wanna give to you. 00:50:50.297 --> 00:50:54.467 Your conscience finally got to you? You got me a Christmas present? 00:51:01.100 --> 00:51:03.560 What is this? Fifteen grand? 00:51:03.728 --> 00:51:08.523 Well, yeah. I've been saving it for a rainy day, and it's raining, Charlie. 00:51:09.233 --> 00:51:11.234 I can't take this. Charlie-- 00:51:11.610 --> 00:51:13.486 No, no, no. Charles. 00:51:13.654 --> 00:51:17.157 Go ahead and take it and handle your affairs, all right? 00:51:17.825 --> 00:51:19.993 Go and pay Mr. Brown. 00:51:21.287 --> 00:51:22.829 You're always there for me, Hook. 00:51:23.998 --> 00:51:26.833 Well, you'd be there for me, so... No, I wouldn't. 00:51:27.334 --> 00:51:31.504 I mean, you wouldn't get yourself into a mess like this. 00:51:35.593 --> 00:51:37.844 I'm gonna pay you back every dime with interest. 00:51:38.679 --> 00:51:40.180 Heh, heh. Yeah, I know you will. 00:51:40.347 --> 00:51:42.348 I love you, man. I love you too. 00:51:42.850 --> 00:51:46.770 Handle it. I'm gonna take care of it right now. 00:51:50.024 --> 00:51:52.692 Put this shit away. You never know around here, right? 00:51:53.819 --> 00:51:55.111 Hey, look, tomorrow night, 00:51:55.279 --> 00:51:57.530 if you're not busy, meet me down at the Wha. 00:51:57.698 --> 00:52:00.617 There's something I wanna talk to you about, all right? 00:52:00.785 --> 00:52:02.577 You got it. I'm there. 00:52:06.749 --> 00:52:10.877 You never cease to amaze me. Best New Year's ever. 00:52:13.506 --> 00:52:15.548 Or something. Heh, heh. 00:52:28.395 --> 00:52:29.896 WOMAN: Oh! Whoa. 00:52:30.231 --> 00:52:32.774 You all right? Yes, I'm fine. I'm fine. 00:52:32.942 --> 00:52:34.943 Hang in there. Easy does it. 00:52:43.285 --> 00:52:44.327 WOMAN: Whoa. 00:52:44.495 --> 00:52:47.413 Please, careful. You dropped this. Oh, goodness. 00:52:47.581 --> 00:52:49.582 Yeah. Thank you. Thanks. 00:52:51.043 --> 00:52:54.379 MAN [ON PA]: This is 33rd Street. 33rd Street station. 00:52:54.547 --> 00:52:56.339 Police. Hey, what are you doing? 00:52:56.507 --> 00:52:58.132 Get off of me. Come on-- Settle down. 00:52:58.300 --> 00:52:59.425 [THIEF MUMBLING] 00:52:59.593 --> 00:53:01.261 Thank you. Damn. 00:53:01.428 --> 00:53:03.012 Man. This look familiar? 00:53:03.180 --> 00:53:06.474 Oh, my God. That's my wallet. CHARLIE: Don't be embarrassed. 00:53:06.642 --> 00:53:08.768 You see this kind of thing happen all the time. 00:53:08.936 --> 00:53:11.855 The best place to keep your valuables is right here. 00:53:12.022 --> 00:53:13.606 MAN: Hold the door. 00:53:15.776 --> 00:53:18.778 [###] 00:53:23.284 --> 00:53:27.287 No! Open the door! Stop the train! 00:53:27.454 --> 00:53:29.289 Stop! 00:53:34.378 --> 00:53:36.170 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 00:53:48.809 --> 00:53:52.145 Hi. 00:53:54.315 --> 00:53:55.940 Round two. 00:53:58.861 --> 00:54:00.945 [###] 00:54:16.337 --> 00:54:18.004 CHARLIE: Hey, man. Hey. 00:54:18.172 --> 00:54:20.340 How you doing? CHARLIE: You won't believe this. 00:54:20.507 --> 00:54:23.092 I had the money, Mr. Brown's money. 00:54:23.260 --> 00:54:24.302 MAN 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:54:24.470 --> 00:54:26.346 CHARLIE: Some old lady dipped me. You got dipped? 00:54:26.513 --> 00:54:28.556 Yeah, on the train. What are we gonna do? 00:54:28.724 --> 00:54:31.517 Dipped you! CHARLIE: Guys. Guys. 00:54:31.685 --> 00:54:33.770 MAN 1: Kick his fucking ass. 00:54:34.688 --> 00:54:37.065 [MELISSA ETHERIDGE'S "DANCE WITHOUT SLEEPING" PLAYING] 00:54:37.858 --> 00:55:03.007 [GRUNTING] 00:55:03.175 --> 00:55:04.384 MAN 1: Get him! 00:55:24.071 --> 00:55:26.531 Get him! Get him! 00:55:34.581 --> 00:55:36.416 [MOANING] 00:55:50.723 --> 00:55:53.599 CHARLIE: Oh, God. 00:55:55.436 --> 00:56:04.444 [GROANING] 00:56:24.298 --> 00:56:25.298 Ugh. 00:56:45.778 --> 00:56:47.361 [###] 00:57:08.175 --> 00:57:11.844 Charlie. Oh, man, come on. At least let me explain, man. 00:57:12.012 --> 00:57:16.265 What--? There is nothing to explain. You think you guys were fooling me? 00:57:16.433 --> 00:57:18.392 I knew what was going on the whole time. 00:57:18.560 --> 00:57:22.688 Oh, come on, man, you're lying. Hey, if I'm lying, I'm flying. 00:57:22.856 --> 00:57:25.066 I'm happy for you guys. I mean, I really am. 00:57:25.234 --> 00:57:27.151 Why wouldn't I be? 00:57:27.319 --> 00:57:31.531 We're brothers, right? Brothers. 00:57:36.078 --> 00:57:37.787 Well, at least did you pay Mr. Brown? 00:57:39.623 --> 00:57:43.543 No, actually, I lost the money. 00:57:43.710 --> 00:57:46.087 But what else is new, right? 00:57:53.137 --> 00:57:55.388 Damn, Charlie. 00:58:11.405 --> 00:58:13.656 Can you give me two tokens, please? 00:58:25.085 --> 00:58:27.336 What are the chances of these gunpoint robbers 00:58:27.504 --> 00:58:28.921 actually hitting my booth? 00:58:29.089 --> 00:58:31.924 JOHN: Well, the report says there's only one guy. 00:58:32.092 --> 00:58:35.761 And Riley says that he only goes for female clerks. 00:58:35.929 --> 00:58:38.347 So, uh, heh... 00:58:38.724 --> 00:58:39.974 act female. 00:58:40.142 --> 00:58:44.270 What, powder my nose, paint my toenails? 00:58:44.438 --> 00:58:45.938 [CHUCKLING] 00:58:48.358 --> 00:58:55.239 Hey. 00:58:55.407 --> 00:58:57.116 Skip said you would be a little late. 00:58:57.284 --> 00:59:00.328 Yeah. You all right? 00:59:00.495 --> 00:59:04.498 Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. 00:59:05.042 --> 00:59:10.129 You know, I was reading that book that you lent me, The Kybalion. 00:59:10.297 --> 00:59:12.215 You know? And it says in there 00:59:12.382 --> 00:59:15.843 that the universe is a mental creation of the All. 00:59:16.011 --> 00:59:17.637 Which means-- You're drunk. 00:59:17.804 --> 00:59:19.805 No, I'm not drunk. Yes, you are. 00:59:19.973 --> 00:59:22.642 No, I'm not. Your breath smells like it's 90 proof. 00:59:22.809 --> 00:59:25.853 That's from last night, man. I didn't brush this morning. I'm-- 00:59:26.021 --> 00:59:28.147 Charlie, Charlie, I don't wanna hear it. 00:59:28.315 --> 00:59:29.732 No-- Look, do me a favor. 00:59:29.900 --> 00:59:33.277 Get yourself together. Go home and get you some rest, all right? 00:59:33.445 --> 00:59:37.073 No, I don't need rest. Got a lot of nerve coming in like this. 00:59:41.078 --> 00:59:42.995 [###] 01:00:12.776 --> 01:00:14.777 Let me explain what happened with the money. 01:00:14.945 --> 01:00:18.072 Oh, what is it this time? What, is it the horses? The cards? 01:00:18.240 --> 01:00:20.283 No, no, no. Three-card fucking Monte? 01:00:20.450 --> 01:00:24.078 No. I was on the train, and this old lady dipped me. 01:00:24.246 --> 01:00:25.871 On the train. Don't lie to me. 01:00:26.039 --> 01:00:29.041 I'm not lying. Have I ever lied to you? Yes, you lie to me. 01:00:29.209 --> 01:00:31.210 Okay. About little things, but not big things. 01:00:31.378 --> 01:00:33.379 Hey, a lie is a lie is a lie. 01:00:33.547 --> 01:00:36.257 It's important that you believe me. But I don't. 01:00:36.425 --> 01:00:37.508 Don't say another word. 01:00:37.676 --> 01:00:39.969 You say one more word, I swear to God... 01:00:40.137 --> 01:00:42.054 What, are you gonna hit me? 01:01:03.827 --> 01:01:05.786 I think this is it. 01:01:12.461 --> 01:01:14.086 [MAN SCREAMING] 01:01:15.505 --> 01:01:16.881 [WOMAN SCREAMS] 01:01:17.049 --> 01:01:20.343 What the hell was that? Darryl, can you see what's going on over there? 01:01:20.510 --> 01:01:22.762 DARRYL [ON RADIO]: Somebody fell on the downtown plat. 01:01:22.929 --> 01:01:25.681 Jesus. JOHN: Grace, hold your position. 01:01:25.849 --> 01:01:28.392 I gotta go check this out. Somebody fell on the tracks. 01:01:28.560 --> 01:01:30.770 Roger. Keep your eye on Grace. 01:01:30.937 --> 01:01:34.607 You know, you don't have to look at me like that. I can handle it. 01:01:37.694 --> 01:01:40.321 JOHN: Who's handling dispatch? I don't know! 01:01:46.286 --> 01:01:48.913 MAN: All right, let's give me that light. JOHN: Okay, back up. 01:01:49.081 --> 01:01:50.373 Jesus. What happened? 01:01:50.540 --> 01:01:52.124 We're working on it. Can't you see? 01:02:00.675 --> 01:02:04.762 MAN 1: Shine it in. Right over there. That's it. 01:02:15.399 --> 01:02:18.567 What the fu--? You remember me? 01:02:19.861 --> 01:02:21.695 Yeah, sure, you do. 01:02:24.157 --> 01:02:26.992 Because that's my scent you're wearing. 01:02:27.160 --> 01:02:30.162 MAN: Give me a hand here, would you? Shine that light. 01:02:33.166 --> 01:02:34.166 Oh. 01:02:34.960 --> 01:02:36.836 What do you want? The money? 01:02:37.003 --> 01:02:41.257 No, baby. I don't want the money. 01:02:46.721 --> 01:02:48.139 Oh, God. 01:02:48.306 --> 01:02:50.683 Ten-thirteen. Ten-thirteen. Grace is in trouble. 01:02:52.561 --> 01:02:54.186 Freeze! 01:02:55.355 --> 01:02:56.981 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 01:03:06.867 --> 01:03:08.909 TORCH: Get the hell out of the way! 01:03:10.662 --> 01:03:12.705 JOHN: Come on! Come on! 01:03:16.293 --> 01:03:18.377 MAN: Oh, hey. Get down. 01:03:18.545 --> 01:03:21.422 JOHN: Police! Move, move, move! 01:03:23.216 --> 01:03:26.302 [###] 01:03:42.402 --> 01:03:44.570 CHARLIE: Police! Move! 01:03:49.534 --> 01:03:51.035 [WOMEN SCREAM] 01:03:54.915 --> 01:03:56.415 MAN: Look out! Hey! 01:03:56.583 --> 01:03:59.752 JOHN: Cops! Move out of the way! CHARLIE: Out of the way! 01:04:01.755 --> 01:04:04.423 Move! Police! Out of the way! 01:04:04.591 --> 01:04:06.842 Come on, move out of the way! 01:04:11.681 --> 01:04:14.183 CHARLIE: Freeze! Freeze! 01:04:14.351 --> 01:04:16.101 JOHN: Charlie, no, no, no. 01:04:16.269 --> 01:04:17.978 [GUNSHOTS THEN HORSE NEIGHING] 01:04:24.694 --> 01:04:26.529 Oh, shit. 01:04:29.115 --> 01:04:30.324 [WOMAN SCREAMING] 01:04:33.787 --> 01:04:35.204 [KID SCREAMING] 01:04:35.372 --> 01:04:36.622 CHARLIE: You okay? 01:04:37.457 --> 01:04:39.625 [###] 01:04:46.466 --> 01:04:48.551 TORCH: Move! Get out of the way! 01:04:51.179 --> 01:04:52.805 JOHN: Move, move, move! Police! 01:05:05.569 --> 01:05:07.820 [###] 01:05:40.270 --> 01:05:45.357 Now, you see what happens when you play with fire? 01:05:46.818 --> 01:05:48.694 You get burned. 01:05:50.113 --> 01:05:52.698 No! Ah! 01:05:54.034 --> 01:05:55.534 [SCREAMING] 01:06:02.834 --> 01:06:05.002 [HORN TOOTING] 01:06:25.565 --> 01:06:27.191 DISPATCH [ON RADIO]: All available units, 01:06:27.359 --> 01:06:30.819 all available units, proceed to Columbus Circle. 01:06:30.987 --> 01:06:32.571 We have a power outage 01:06:32.739 --> 01:06:38.744 between 42nd Street and Columbus Circle. 01:06:39.621 --> 01:06:41.246 [CHUCKLES] 01:06:42.290 --> 01:06:43.582 Perfect. 01:06:45.335 --> 01:06:48.962 Well, I must say, you created quite a shit storm. 01:06:49.130 --> 01:06:50.798 What the hell is wrong with you? 01:06:50.965 --> 01:06:53.175 You could've blown away a half a dozen people 01:06:53.343 --> 01:06:55.177 with your reckless shit. 01:06:55.345 --> 01:06:59.598 Now, I don't know if I can make you look like a hero, 01:06:59.766 --> 01:07:01.183 but I think I can help. 01:07:02.060 --> 01:07:05.312 Don't worry, kid. We'll get you out of this one. 01:07:06.231 --> 01:07:07.439 All you gotta do... 01:07:09.484 --> 01:07:13.278 is ask for my help. 01:07:16.449 --> 01:07:17.700 It's your badge. 01:07:18.785 --> 01:07:20.452 It's your life. 01:07:21.246 --> 01:07:22.538 It's your call. 01:07:23.957 --> 01:07:25.749 What do you say? 01:07:26.835 --> 01:07:28.001 Hm? 01:07:30.964 --> 01:07:32.756 No. 01:07:34.384 --> 01:07:35.718 From there. 01:07:37.053 --> 01:07:40.139 What's the matter? Why aren't you laughing? 01:07:40.306 --> 01:07:42.349 Don't you think I'm funny anymore? 01:07:43.768 --> 01:07:45.310 Now, 01:07:46.020 --> 01:07:47.855 say it. 01:07:48.481 --> 01:07:50.482 You wanna hear the words, don't you? 01:07:50.650 --> 01:07:52.317 I wanna hear the words. 01:07:55.905 --> 01:07:57.990 Kiss my fucking ass. 01:07:58.158 --> 01:07:59.992 You kiss it goodbye. 01:08:00.160 --> 01:08:02.494 Because you're busted, punk. You're fired. 01:08:02.662 --> 01:08:05.581 JOHN: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on, Charlie, get up. Come on. 01:08:05.749 --> 01:08:08.167 Everybody calm down, all right? We can work this out. 01:08:08.334 --> 01:08:11.003 There ain't nothing to work out with this piece of shit. 01:08:11.171 --> 01:08:14.882 There's nothing to work out because your brother ain't a cop no more. 01:08:15.049 --> 01:08:17.009 Look, Patterson, just let me talk to him. 01:08:17.177 --> 01:08:19.678 What do you wanna defend him for? He ain't worth it. 01:08:19.846 --> 01:08:23.932 Everybody knows your brother ain't nothing but a fuck-up. 01:08:24.684 --> 01:08:26.101 A what? A fuck-up. 01:08:26.269 --> 01:08:28.020 Come on, Hook. Hey, hey, hey. Ha, ha, ha. 01:08:28.188 --> 01:08:31.648 I don't have to take this shit. Yo, this ain't your little glass palace. 01:08:31.816 --> 01:08:34.401 You come here, I'll bust your ass. Go ahead. Take a bite of me. 01:08:34.569 --> 01:08:38.030 You'll be licking your ass for a month to get the taste out of your mouth. 01:08:38.198 --> 01:08:40.157 You son of a bitch. That's it. 01:08:40.325 --> 01:08:41.658 You're busted. Fuck you! 01:08:41.826 --> 01:08:43.869 Come on. JOHN: I don't have to take this shit. 01:08:44.037 --> 01:08:45.871 I'm busting my ass for this little prick. 01:08:46.039 --> 01:08:49.875 When your friend calms down, tell him to take his badge out 01:08:50.043 --> 01:08:52.544 because it belongs to me. 01:08:52.712 --> 01:08:54.630 And so does your ass. 01:08:54.798 --> 01:08:59.051 I'll send a uniformed officer around to pick up my hardware. Let's go. 01:08:59.219 --> 01:09:02.095 JOHN: You ain't gotta send nobody. You come and get this yourself. 01:09:02.263 --> 01:09:05.390 Huh? It's right here. If you want it, yo, you come and get it yourself. 01:09:05.558 --> 01:09:08.811 Hey, man, this is between you and me, not you and him. 01:09:08.978 --> 01:09:12.105 Who does that Napoleonic little son of a bitch think he is? 01:09:12.273 --> 01:09:14.566 Fuck him, man. He's gonna regret this day. 01:09:14.734 --> 01:09:17.319 No. Fuck you, Charlie. 01:09:20.073 --> 01:09:23.450 Fuck me? Yeah, fuck you. 01:09:23.618 --> 01:09:27.579 I didn't ask you to step in and-- I tried to stop you. 01:09:27.747 --> 01:09:30.999 It's gonna work out. Don't worry. Oh, no, no, no. 01:09:31.167 --> 01:09:35.128 Oh, no. It's not gonna work out this time. Not this time. 01:09:35.296 --> 01:09:37.256 Hey, don't turn your back on me, bro. 01:09:37.423 --> 01:09:39.091 Whoa, whoa. Now, we're not brothers, all right? 01:09:39.259 --> 01:09:42.427 We don't think alike, we don't act alike, and we don't look alike. 01:09:42.595 --> 01:09:44.763 Ever since we were kids, I've been carrying you. 01:09:44.931 --> 01:09:46.932 I wipe your nose, I clean up your messes. 01:09:47.100 --> 01:09:50.435 Now I'm gonna give up my badge and my career for you? No, no. 01:09:50.603 --> 01:09:54.439 This is shaking time. You can get the fuck out my life. 01:09:57.235 --> 01:09:59.820 [###] 01:10:11.666 --> 01:10:16.461 Frank, do you happen to know why 01:10:16.629 --> 01:10:18.297 blind people don't skydive? 01:10:19.382 --> 01:10:20.883 No. Why? 01:10:21.759 --> 01:10:25.053 Well, I'll tell you. It's because it scares the shit out of their dogs. 01:10:26.306 --> 01:10:27.472 Heh. 01:10:28.683 --> 01:10:31.393 It scares the shit out of-- 01:10:31.561 --> 01:10:34.646 Well, you're-- You're a tough crowd, Frank. 01:10:35.106 --> 01:10:38.025 Another Jägermeister, pronto. 01:10:38.192 --> 01:10:41.653 Yeah. You had enough, Charlie. Water's cut off. 01:10:45.241 --> 01:10:47.826 Jesus Christ. What's your problem, huh? 01:10:47.994 --> 01:10:50.162 My problem is you're interfering with me 01:10:50.330 --> 01:10:53.248 at the embryo stage of a bender. 01:10:53.416 --> 01:10:55.751 All right? Other than that, I got no problems. 01:10:55.919 --> 01:10:57.336 I mean, I'm deliriously happy. 01:10:57.503 --> 01:10:59.588 In fact, I mean, I got nothing to worry about. 01:10:59.756 --> 01:11:04.301 I got no job, no brother, no girlfriend, no future. 01:11:04.469 --> 01:11:07.220 Hey, ha, I got nothing to lose. 01:11:07.388 --> 01:11:10.724 I mean, the first time in my life I'm free. 01:11:10.892 --> 01:11:13.435 God bless us all, Tiny Tim. 01:11:13.603 --> 01:11:16.521 You're over the top, Charlie. Listen to me. 01:11:16.689 --> 01:11:18.774 Don't do anything stupid. 01:11:21.319 --> 01:11:22.861 Where's the fun in that, Frank? 01:11:24.364 --> 01:11:27.908 Shit. I just remembered. I have to urinate. 01:11:28.534 --> 01:11:30.702 I'll pick this up later. 01:11:48.054 --> 01:11:49.805 Oh, shit. 01:11:55.061 --> 01:11:57.312 CHARLIE: I don't have the money, all right? 01:11:57.814 --> 01:11:59.773 If you wanna kill me, just fucking kill me. 01:11:59.941 --> 01:12:03.652 As a matter of fact, right now it'd be a relief. 01:12:03.820 --> 01:12:06.989 BROWN: I hate to hear that kind of fatalism, Charlie. I really do. 01:12:07.907 --> 01:12:10.742 Poses a very interesting problem for me. 01:12:10.910 --> 01:12:12.744 Obviously, we can't keep on doing this 01:12:12.912 --> 01:12:15.163 because it doesn't have any effect on you. 01:12:15.331 --> 01:12:20.043 What I do in a case like yours-- And I'm being forced here. 01:12:20.211 --> 01:12:22.462 --I threaten the life of someone you love. 01:12:23.423 --> 01:12:26.341 A wife. Child. 01:12:28.011 --> 01:12:31.555 A brother? You son of a bitch. 01:12:34.809 --> 01:12:37.102 MAN: Merry Christmas, Charlie. 01:12:41.357 --> 01:12:42.649 [GROANING] 01:12:46.529 --> 01:12:51.867 January 1st, or your nigger brother's dead. 01:13:00.043 --> 01:13:02.294 [###] 01:13:10.636 --> 01:13:11.803 [GROANING] 01:13:33.076 --> 01:13:34.326 [GROANS] 01:13:50.384 --> 01:13:52.385 [###] 01:14:03.231 --> 01:14:04.523 [BLOWS] 01:14:32.176 --> 01:14:33.677 Frank, what you doing here? 01:14:33.845 --> 01:14:36.555 I gotta talk to you, Johnny. It's about Charlie. 01:14:37.181 --> 01:14:39.307 He's in a lot of trouble. 01:14:48.568 --> 01:14:50.735 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS] 01:15:11.883 --> 01:15:14.426 MAN: Hey, bartender, over here. 01:15:24.896 --> 01:15:27.439 JOHN: Hey, gentlemen, gentlemen, let's keep those fires hot. 01:15:27.607 --> 01:15:30.192 Where you going? Look, I just wanna talk to Mr. Brown. 01:15:30.359 --> 01:15:32.777 Mr. Brown's not here. Upstairs. He owns the joint. 01:15:32.945 --> 01:15:34.988 Come on, man. Get the fuck out of here. 01:15:35.156 --> 01:15:38.116 Come on, man. You missed. Oh! Oh. Oh. 01:15:38.618 --> 01:15:40.160 Argh! Again. 01:15:40.953 --> 01:15:44.164 I hate that. You haven't learned yet, have you, huh? 01:15:51.005 --> 01:15:53.632 Yo, Mr. Brown, you got a disgruntled employee back there. 01:15:53.799 --> 01:15:54.841 Kick his fucking-- 01:15:55.009 --> 01:15:57.802 JOHN: I told you you was gonna get the money, right? Hey, man. Hey. 01:15:57.970 --> 01:16:00.764 MAN: I mean, who the hell are you, coming in here like that? 01:16:02.266 --> 01:16:06.144 BROWN: Stop fucking around! I want him dead! 01:16:07.021 --> 01:16:08.980 Bring him over here! I'll kill him myself! 01:16:09.148 --> 01:16:11.816 You got big balls? I'll cut them off for you! 01:16:11.984 --> 01:16:13.360 WOMAN: No! 01:16:15.988 --> 01:16:17.656 BROWN: What the hell are you doing? 01:16:18.908 --> 01:16:21.618 You're a bunch of pussies! 01:16:23.246 --> 01:16:24.746 Goddamn it. 01:16:24.914 --> 01:16:26.998 You know, we are not getting along. 01:16:27.166 --> 01:16:30.085 Come on, bitch. You want some? "Bitch"? Who you calling--? 01:16:31.796 --> 01:16:33.964 Come on. Come on. Ah! 01:16:44.934 --> 01:16:46.184 Fucking... 01:16:48.354 --> 01:16:51.064 What are you, stupid, huh? Stupid? 01:16:51.232 --> 01:16:53.316 Get over here. 01:16:54.568 --> 01:16:58.363 I told you, you'll get your money, and you will. 01:16:58.531 --> 01:17:01.241 But if anything happens to my brother... 01:17:01.409 --> 01:17:03.368 You understand me? 01:17:03.911 --> 01:17:05.453 Yeah. 01:17:09.208 --> 01:17:10.542 [COUGHING] 01:17:12.378 --> 01:17:13.878 Oh, yeah. 01:17:14.046 --> 01:17:15.922 Who you calling "nigger"? 01:17:22.179 --> 01:17:24.556 [###] 01:17:56.380 --> 01:17:58.631 [POP MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS] 01:17:58.799 --> 01:18:00.300 JOHN: Hoo-hoo-hoo. 01:18:00.468 --> 01:18:02.010 Happy New Year. WOMAN: Hi, John. 01:18:02.178 --> 01:18:03.887 How you doing? WOMAN: Anyway, so I got... 01:18:04.055 --> 01:18:06.848 JOHN: Happy New Year to you too. Happy New Year, man. 01:18:07.016 --> 01:18:09.267 FRANK: Johnny. John. Yo. Excuse me. 01:18:09.435 --> 01:18:11.102 Frank. 01:18:11.812 --> 01:18:13.938 Charlie came by earlier. Left it for you. 01:18:14.106 --> 01:18:16.149 Oh, yeah? Yep. 01:18:17.693 --> 01:18:20.362 Well, it took you long enough. Look, I'm sorry I'm late. 01:18:20.529 --> 01:18:21.863 I'm sorry. That's okay. 01:18:22.656 --> 01:18:24.991 Thank you. What is this dress you got on here? 01:18:25.159 --> 01:18:26.618 What? No, no, no. "What?" nothing. 01:18:26.786 --> 01:18:28.953 Turn around. Let me... What, this old rag? 01:18:29.121 --> 01:18:31.831 Oh, yeah, you just pulled it out of the closet, right? 01:18:31.999 --> 01:18:35.126 You got a permit for this dress here? My goodness. You're in a good mood. 01:18:35.294 --> 01:18:37.170 I just did my last favor for Charlie, 01:18:37.338 --> 01:18:40.173 so I'm feeling like a free man, you know? 01:18:40.341 --> 01:18:42.509 "The islands call." What's that? 01:18:42.676 --> 01:18:44.719 I don't know. Something Charlie sent over. 01:18:44.887 --> 01:18:46.721 Well, open it. 01:18:55.981 --> 01:18:57.357 Damn it. 01:18:57.525 --> 01:18:59.859 He's gonna do it. Do what? 01:19:00.027 --> 01:19:02.487 Charlie's gonna rob the money train. 01:19:02.988 --> 01:19:04.030 Say again? 01:19:04.198 --> 01:19:06.741 Charlie's gonna rob the money train. You understand me now? 01:19:06.909 --> 01:19:09.994 Thinks he's gonna bring me in with him. I'm not going for it. 01:19:10.162 --> 01:19:12.163 If Patterson catches him, you know that he'll kill him. 01:19:12.331 --> 01:19:13.873 Literally, kill him. Uh-huh. 01:19:14.041 --> 01:19:17.001 You're not gonna do anything? No. Give me one reason why I should. 01:19:17.628 --> 01:19:19.712 Charlie is going down. 01:19:19.880 --> 01:19:22.882 And you are the only family that he's got. 01:19:29.390 --> 01:19:31.433 [###] 01:19:32.560 --> 01:19:34.394 [HORN HONKING] 01:19:49.243 --> 01:19:51.244 WOMAN: Happy New Year! 01:19:58.169 --> 01:20:01.087 WOMAN: Don't do it, dude. Whoo! 01:20:19.857 --> 01:20:21.274 COP 1: Let's go. 01:20:27.823 --> 01:20:30.366 COP 1: Okay, I got the stairs. COP 2: Hold it. 01:20:30.534 --> 01:20:31.784 COP 3: Good. 01:20:37.791 --> 01:20:40.001 How you doing? Open up. 01:20:46.717 --> 01:20:47.967 [RAT SQUEALING] 01:20:48.636 --> 01:20:50.094 Jesus Christ. 01:20:50.596 --> 01:20:52.597 [CROWD CHEERING] 01:21:07.530 --> 01:21:09.197 [###] 01:21:18.123 --> 01:21:19.207 Hey, what the--? Shh! 01:21:24.547 --> 01:21:26.589 Come on. Move. Move. Move. 01:21:26.757 --> 01:21:28.299 [MAN SCREAMS] 01:21:30.219 --> 01:21:31.636 COP 1: Stop the train! COP 2: Hey! Hey! 01:21:31.804 --> 01:21:34.305 COP 3: Stop the train, or we'll shoot! 01:21:34.848 --> 01:21:37.058 COP 2: Hey! Hey! Hey! 01:21:39.603 --> 01:21:41.062 Yes! 01:21:42.690 --> 01:21:45.817 [HORN HONKING AND CROWD CHEERING] 01:21:49.613 --> 01:21:52.073 The money train's been stolen. 01:21:52.241 --> 01:21:55.076 What? The money train's been stolen. 01:21:55.244 --> 01:21:56.995 I gotta call Patterson. 01:22:17.683 --> 01:22:20.560 JOHN: Police! Move out of the way! Out of the way! Come on! Move! 01:22:25.024 --> 01:22:26.691 Shit. 01:22:26.859 --> 01:22:30.111 Come on, move! Move out of the way! Come on, move! 01:22:30.529 --> 01:22:32.280 [HORN HONKING] 01:22:33.616 --> 01:22:37.035 Move, move, move! 01:22:37.536 --> 01:22:39.203 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 01:22:47.421 --> 01:22:48.921 [HORN TOOTING] 01:23:00.225 --> 01:23:03.061 Listen up. Right here. Give me your attention. Everyone! 01:23:03.228 --> 01:23:06.856 We have a situation here which will be resolved immediately. 01:23:07.024 --> 01:23:09.067 These perpetrators are obviously fools 01:23:09.234 --> 01:23:11.486 who have survived thus far on sheer luck. 01:23:11.654 --> 01:23:14.238 Well, their luck just ran out. Let's get them. 01:23:14.406 --> 01:23:18.409 And remember, the money train has not been stolen. 01:23:18.577 --> 01:23:22.372 It is still in our tunnel, still in our control 01:23:22.539 --> 01:23:25.416 and soon it will be in our hands. 01:23:26.752 --> 01:23:29.379 [###] 01:24:10.337 --> 01:24:12.213 [MEN TALKING INDISTINCTLY AND LAUGHING] 01:24:12.881 --> 01:24:14.632 Can I have a sip of that? Have some. 01:24:14.800 --> 01:24:16.884 Thanks. I'll pass. 01:24:17.052 --> 01:24:18.845 Shit. 01:24:29.148 --> 01:24:34.026 Fuck! Fuck! Goddamn! 01:24:51.670 --> 01:24:53.212 Hey! 01:24:54.465 --> 01:24:57.341 Fuck. You scared the shit out of me, man. 01:24:58.802 --> 01:25:00.011 How'd you find me? 01:25:00.179 --> 01:25:02.180 Fuck that. You told me the plan, remember? 01:25:02.347 --> 01:25:04.599 That was plan A. We're gonna move on to plan B. 01:25:04.767 --> 01:25:05.808 Which is what? 01:25:05.976 --> 01:25:08.186 Now that you're here, we're gonna figure it out. 01:25:08.353 --> 01:25:11.230 No, no, no. This is plan B: We get the hell off this train, 01:25:11.398 --> 01:25:13.691 safe and undetected and without the money. 01:25:13.859 --> 01:25:16.027 Let's go. No, no, no. I ain't down with that. 01:25:16.653 --> 01:25:18.279 Well, then we got a serious problem. 01:25:18.447 --> 01:25:20.198 Yeah, I guess we do. MAN: Let's go. 01:25:20.365 --> 01:25:21.824 Let's go. Up there. Up ahead. 01:25:21.992 --> 01:25:23.534 MAN 2: Be careful. JOHN: Shit. 01:25:24.328 --> 01:25:25.745 What is that? 01:25:26.246 --> 01:25:27.288 COP 1: Come on. Come on. 01:25:27.456 --> 01:25:29.665 Now's your chance to turn me in and get a medal. 01:25:29.833 --> 01:25:32.710 Or you could get this damn train moving and get us out of here. 01:25:32.878 --> 01:25:34.754 Thought you'd never ask. 01:25:40.010 --> 01:25:43.387 Charlie, when this is over with, remind me to knock you out. 01:25:46.433 --> 01:25:49.101 DISPATCHER [ON RADIO]: Money train reported going south on the A line, 01:25:49.269 --> 01:25:51.938 has just crossed 59th Street. 01:25:57.653 --> 01:26:00.404 PATTERSON [ON RADIO]: To the person or persons onboard the money train, 01:26:00.572 --> 01:26:02.073 this is Donald Patterson. 01:26:02.241 --> 01:26:05.576 Shut it down and surrender Don't do that. Don't do that. 01:26:05.744 --> 01:26:06.786 before you wind up-- 01:26:06.954 --> 01:26:09.205 Donald, don't worry. The robbery's going great. 01:26:09.373 --> 01:26:14.627 And I'll still give you your cut, partner. Toodles. 01:26:14.795 --> 01:26:16.963 Listen to me, you sons of bitches. 01:26:17.130 --> 01:26:18.589 I don't know who you are, 01:26:18.757 --> 01:26:22.426 but I will get my hands on you, and I will rip a hole in your throat, 01:26:22.594 --> 01:26:24.929 suck your heart out and eat it. 01:26:25.097 --> 01:26:28.516 Now, I don't appreciate that tone of voice. 01:26:30.769 --> 01:26:32.895 Don't even look at me. 01:26:35.274 --> 01:26:37.942 I mean, Patterson may be an asshole, but he's not stupid. 01:26:38.110 --> 01:26:39.861 He's gonna figure to trip the brakes 01:26:40.028 --> 01:26:42.905 and this little joy ride of ours is gonna be over. 01:26:43.073 --> 01:26:44.699 Unless... What? 01:26:44.867 --> 01:26:46.784 We bleed the brakes. 01:26:46.952 --> 01:26:50.454 Oh, man, I knew you'd be good at this. We bleed the brakes, they can't stop us. 01:26:50.622 --> 01:26:53.624 If we bleed the brakes, then we can't stop either. 01:26:53.792 --> 01:26:55.501 Shit. Then it's bleed the brakes 01:26:55.669 --> 01:26:58.671 or we end up the butt-brothers in D Block. 01:27:00.883 --> 01:27:02.800 BOTH: Bleed the brakes. 01:27:07.014 --> 01:27:08.306 PATTERSON: Get me 42nd Street. 01:27:08.473 --> 01:27:10.975 Tower, stand by for Chief Patterson. 01:27:11.143 --> 01:27:12.977 You got the money train coming your way. 01:27:13.145 --> 01:27:14.812 I want you to shut her down. 01:27:14.980 --> 01:27:19.191 Trip her brakes. Reach in and tear her guts out. 01:27:20.903 --> 01:27:23.738 [###] 01:27:29.661 --> 01:27:31.203 Come on, baby, come on. 01:27:31.371 --> 01:27:33.414 Gotta work, gotta work, gotta work. 01:27:33.582 --> 01:27:35.541 You got it. Come on. 01:27:38.170 --> 01:27:39.921 Oh, yes! Yes! Yes! 01:27:40.088 --> 01:27:41.923 You're a genius. A genius. Great. 01:27:43.842 --> 01:27:46.469 MAN [ON RADIO]: Didn't stop, sir. What do you mean, it didn't stop? 01:27:46.637 --> 01:27:49.764 From the way it was going, I don't think it has any brakes. 01:27:56.688 --> 01:27:58.689 I want the shooters. 01:27:58.857 --> 01:28:00.691 I want them on the Grand Street platform. 01:28:00.859 --> 01:28:03.444 Concentrate all your firepower on the motorman's cabin. 01:28:03.612 --> 01:28:05.947 COP: There's a construction barricade near Grand Street. 01:28:06.114 --> 01:28:09.408 It could stop the train. Good point. I want that barricade. 01:28:09.576 --> 01:28:11.869 I want it in place and now. 01:28:12.037 --> 01:28:15.539 Sir, that thing's reinforced with steel. They'll be killed. 01:28:15.707 --> 01:28:16.707 Yeah. 01:28:17.000 --> 01:28:18.793 [HORN HONKING] 01:28:20.879 --> 01:28:23.339 PATTERSON: Money train, this is Donald Patterson. 01:28:23.507 --> 01:28:26.050 I have an information update for you. 01:28:26.218 --> 01:28:28.678 At the Grand Street station, we have in place 01:28:28.845 --> 01:28:31.389 a reinforced steel barricade. 01:28:31.556 --> 01:28:36.519 I implore you, shut it down and turn yourself in, 01:28:36.687 --> 01:28:38.104 or die. 01:28:38.814 --> 01:28:40.731 He's bluffing, right? 01:28:43.902 --> 01:28:46.112 [###] 01:28:49.491 --> 01:28:50.908 COP 1: Move it. Move it. 01:28:51.076 --> 01:28:52.785 COP 2: Take cover. Let's go. 01:28:52.953 --> 01:28:53.995 COP 1: Hustle. COP 2: Go. 01:28:54.162 --> 01:28:55.204 COP 3: Get down. 01:28:55.372 --> 01:28:57.373 COP 1: You guys, over there. You two, come with me. 01:28:57.541 --> 01:29:00.584 COP 2: Hustle! Okay, keep in line. Keep in line. 01:29:03.255 --> 01:29:07.717 What are we gonna do? We can't stop this thing even if we wanted to. 01:29:07.884 --> 01:29:11.804 Go faster. 01:29:15.142 --> 01:29:19.020 Come on. Move it, move it, move it. Shake your ass. Come on, guys! 01:29:21.857 --> 01:29:23.816 Charlie... 01:29:23.984 --> 01:29:26.193 he wasn't bluffing. Oh, shit. 01:29:33.702 --> 01:29:34.785 COP 1: Here they come! COP 2: Move! 01:29:34.953 --> 01:29:36.328 COP 1: Take your positions. COP 2: Come on. 01:29:36.496 --> 01:29:37.747 Come on. 01:29:42.794 --> 01:29:45.671 COMMANDER: Steady. Easy, now. 01:29:51.511 --> 01:29:52.970 COMMANDER: Wait for my command. 01:29:56.975 --> 01:29:58.809 Fire! 01:30:43.063 --> 01:30:44.855 COP [ON RADIO]: Command, you're not gonna believe this. 01:30:45.023 --> 01:30:47.900 The money train broke right through the barricade. 01:30:48.068 --> 01:30:49.693 Yeah! Ha, ha, ha. 01:30:53.365 --> 01:30:55.366 [###] 01:31:12.551 --> 01:31:15.094 The money train's a runaway. I'll start clearing track. 01:31:15.262 --> 01:31:18.305 Wait a minute. What's the nearest train ahead of them? 01:31:18.473 --> 01:31:20.558 The 1220 Coney Island. I'll sidetrack her. 01:31:20.725 --> 01:31:22.852 What? And give those sick bastards 01:31:23.019 --> 01:31:25.062 a clear track from here to hell and gone? 01:31:25.230 --> 01:31:27.565 Raise me the motorman. 01:31:27.732 --> 01:31:30.901 KOWALSKI: Command to 1220. Command to 1220. Come in, 1220. 01:31:31.069 --> 01:31:32.653 1220 to Command. 01:31:32.821 --> 01:31:34.572 This is Donald Patterson. Yes, sir? 01:31:34.739 --> 01:31:38.576 I want you to bypass all stops. Why? What's going on? 01:31:38.743 --> 01:31:40.911 Just shut up and do your job. 01:31:43.123 --> 01:31:44.707 [HORN TOOTING] 01:31:49.754 --> 01:31:52.256 GIRL: Maybe we're on the wrong train. 01:31:53.425 --> 01:31:55.426 WOMAN: Weird. 01:32:02.267 --> 01:32:05.603 Sir, these two trains are on the same track. 01:32:05.770 --> 01:32:08.314 When the money train hits her, there'll be a derailment. 01:32:08.899 --> 01:32:10.649 There'll be no derailment. 01:32:10.817 --> 01:32:13.819 When they see that train ahead of them, they will shut it down, 01:32:13.987 --> 01:32:15.613 and I'll be there. 01:32:15.780 --> 01:32:17.531 But, sir. What? 01:32:17.699 --> 01:32:21.118 What if the money train can't stop? People could die. 01:32:22.370 --> 01:32:24.038 That's what we live with. 01:32:26.958 --> 01:32:29.084 [###] 01:32:34.507 --> 01:32:36.467 Charlie, what are you doing? 01:32:36.843 --> 01:32:39.178 What does it look like I'm doing? I'm getting paid. 01:32:39.346 --> 01:32:42.139 Charlie, the money stays. Feel that. 01:32:42.766 --> 01:32:45.851 You know what that represents there? Freedom. 01:32:46.686 --> 01:32:48.687 I am not leaving here empty-handed. 01:32:48.855 --> 01:32:51.941 Charlie the loser, man. I've been hearing that my whole life. 01:32:52.108 --> 01:32:55.194 Not today. Today, it's Charlie the winner. 01:32:55.362 --> 01:32:58.364 And you think by being a thief, that makes you a winner, huh? 01:32:58.531 --> 01:33:02.326 Listen, why can't we save this lecture till we're on the beach in Tahiti? 01:33:02.494 --> 01:33:04.995 No, Charlie, there's not gonna be any beach. 01:33:05.163 --> 01:33:06.580 [SCREAMING] 01:33:06.748 --> 01:33:09.124 This is no time to fuck with my fantasy! 01:33:09.292 --> 01:33:12.586 All right, if you're in, fine. If you're not, get out of my face. 01:33:12.754 --> 01:33:15.005 You're the one who put me in your face. Charlie, 01:33:15.173 --> 01:33:17.007 I'm not gonna let you ruin your life. 01:33:17.175 --> 01:33:20.302 And what are you gonna do to save my life this time, huh? 01:33:26.893 --> 01:33:30.354 I think you're gonna wanna get that foot off of that bag. 01:33:33.358 --> 01:33:35.276 [SCREAMING] 01:33:37.195 --> 01:33:38.904 Charlie, don't try me. 01:33:39.072 --> 01:33:40.531 You trying me, huh? 01:33:43.785 --> 01:33:46.704 Now listen to me. Just let it go. Charlie, let it go. 01:33:46.871 --> 01:33:50.040 Let it go. I'm taking the money, man. 01:33:54.713 --> 01:33:56.797 [###] 01:33:58.550 --> 01:34:00.718 [HORN TOOTING] 01:34:07.892 --> 01:34:09.059 Ugh! 01:34:21.740 --> 01:34:23.073 Argh! 01:34:25.076 --> 01:34:26.452 Damn! 01:34:33.585 --> 01:34:34.626 Give me your hand. 01:34:36.254 --> 01:34:37.755 Ah! 01:34:37.922 --> 01:34:39.590 Charlie! 01:34:42.761 --> 01:34:46.138 Grab onto my arm! Pull me up! 01:34:46.306 --> 01:34:48.974 Charlie! I got you, man! 01:34:49.142 --> 01:34:50.559 Charlie! 01:34:51.603 --> 01:34:53.437 Come on, John! 01:34:56.858 --> 01:35:00.110 All right, John. Oh, shit! 01:35:01.279 --> 01:35:02.905 [BOTH GRUNTING] 01:35:08.161 --> 01:35:10.996 JOHN: Thank you, Jesus. Ugh. 01:35:15.335 --> 01:35:16.877 [CHUCKLES] 01:35:19.005 --> 01:35:20.464 You okay? 01:35:21.007 --> 01:35:22.633 Yeah. 01:35:23.843 --> 01:35:24.885 Are we straight? 01:35:26.012 --> 01:35:29.473 Yeah. We're straight. 01:35:31.309 --> 01:35:32.309 [CHUCKLES] 01:35:41.152 --> 01:35:43.237 Come on. Let's shut this puppy down. 01:35:43.405 --> 01:35:46.532 Easier said than done, but I'm with you. 01:35:47.242 --> 01:35:49.701 Yeah, but it's you and me, man. What could stop us? 01:35:50.703 --> 01:35:52.454 [THUMPING] 01:35:53.081 --> 01:35:54.498 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 01:35:58.503 --> 01:36:00.170 Oh, my God. 01:36:03.007 --> 01:36:04.383 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 01:36:09.848 --> 01:36:12.182 [THUMPING] 01:36:26.865 --> 01:36:30.284 JOHN: Oh, shit. Oh, Jesus. Patterson didn't clear the tracks? 01:36:30.452 --> 01:36:32.578 If we don't slow down, we're gonna derail them. 01:36:32.745 --> 01:36:36.457 Oh, man, this is bad. This is bad. Charlie, these people are gonna die. 01:36:36.624 --> 01:36:38.250 Come on. We gotta do something. 01:36:38.418 --> 01:36:40.252 Son of a bitch won't move! Jesus! 01:36:43.715 --> 01:36:45.466 [BOTH GRUNTING] 01:36:45.633 --> 01:36:47.718 1220, maximum speed. 01:36:47.886 --> 01:36:51.221 The other train's too fast! They're gonna bump us off the track! 01:36:51.389 --> 01:36:54.641 We're fucking dead! Do you hear that, Command? Dead! 01:36:55.059 --> 01:36:56.894 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 01:36:58.646 --> 01:36:59.897 DISPATCH: All emergency units, 01:37:00.064 --> 01:37:02.608 head to Fort Hamilton station immediately. 01:37:09.908 --> 01:37:12.784 What happens if we just throw this damn thing in reverse? 01:37:12.952 --> 01:37:16.622 Traction motor has a heart attack, train does a 40-ton somersault. 01:37:16.789 --> 01:37:20.250 But we live, right? No. They live. We die. 01:37:22.921 --> 01:37:25.756 So be it. We hit the reverse switch and say goodbye. 01:37:26.216 --> 01:37:27.633 At least there's no surprises. 01:37:28.676 --> 01:37:31.762 No, no, no! Let go. We don't have time for this. 01:37:31.930 --> 01:37:34.139 They're running out of time. Just jump, man. 01:37:34.307 --> 01:37:37.601 Jump? Where the fuck am I going to jump? I'm in a motherfucking tunnel! 01:37:37.769 --> 01:37:41.313 Doesn't take two of us to do this! It's my fault! My fuck-up! 01:37:41.481 --> 01:37:44.149 No, no, no! We're in this together! We stay together! 01:37:47.362 --> 01:37:48.904 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 01:37:58.498 --> 01:38:01.208 Charles, what the hell are you doing? 01:38:01.376 --> 01:38:04.836 Oh, now you're gonna pole-vault out this motherfucker? 01:38:07.966 --> 01:38:10.926 CHARLIE: Autopilot. When this hits, it'll throw her into reverse! 01:38:11.094 --> 01:38:13.136 JOHN: Genius, man. 01:38:24.274 --> 01:38:26.525 CHARLIE: What the hell are you doing? 01:38:26.693 --> 01:38:27.734 I don't know. 01:38:34.033 --> 01:38:35.784 PATTERSON: Where is my train? MAN: It's coming, sir. 01:38:35.952 --> 01:38:37.953 PATTERSON: Good. How long? MAN: Two minutes out. 01:38:38.121 --> 01:38:40.205 That's what I wanna hear. 01:38:48.339 --> 01:38:50.215 When we get out of this, remind me-- 01:38:50.383 --> 01:38:52.009 Ah! Charlie! 01:38:54.429 --> 01:38:56.346 CHARLIE: Don't let go of me! 01:39:01.853 --> 01:39:03.812 JOHN: Come on! 01:39:04.897 --> 01:39:07.441 The front. Get to the front. 01:39:09.861 --> 01:39:11.194 CHARLIE: Ah! 01:39:15.241 --> 01:39:17.159 Oh, my God. 01:39:22.290 --> 01:39:24.082 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 01:39:30.131 --> 01:39:32.507 [###] 01:39:40.850 --> 01:39:42.434 [BOTH SCREAMING] 01:40:08.419 --> 01:40:10.754 COP: I'm going to the right here. 01:40:11.130 --> 01:40:13.090 Come up on top. 01:40:18.846 --> 01:40:21.515 COP 1: I got it, captain. COP 2: Let's go. 01:40:22.350 --> 01:40:24.101 Hey, come on. 01:40:24.394 --> 01:40:25.811 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 01:40:27.063 --> 01:40:30.982 COP 3: All right, listen. Give me that light, will you? See-- Walk to the left. 01:40:31.150 --> 01:40:32.776 Are they dead? 01:40:32.944 --> 01:40:35.237 There's nobody here. COP 4: Get them out. Get them out. 01:40:35.405 --> 01:40:37.447 Come on. Move. Move. They're here. 01:40:37.615 --> 01:40:39.116 COP 1: Come on. 01:40:42.704 --> 01:40:44.329 PATTERSON: They're here, whoever they are. 01:40:44.497 --> 01:40:46.873 You fuck with my train, and I'll find you. 01:40:48.626 --> 01:40:50.127 [JOHN COUGHING] 01:40:50.294 --> 01:40:53.296 And I'll find you. Don't you mess with me. 01:40:55.341 --> 01:40:57.467 Shit. Is that Patterson? 01:40:57.635 --> 01:41:00.303 PATTERSON: Get the hell out of my way. Get out of here. 01:41:01.305 --> 01:41:02.472 What are we gonna do? 01:41:02.640 --> 01:41:05.225 You took my train and destroyed it. I'll find you. 01:41:05.393 --> 01:41:08.186 Be cool, be cool. Do not run. PATTERSON: You wanna tangle ass? 01:41:10.982 --> 01:41:12.858 JOHN: Patterson. We came as soon as we could. 01:41:13.025 --> 01:41:14.568 We heard it over the scanner. Whoo! 01:41:14.736 --> 01:41:16.319 What a mess. You're in trouble. 01:41:16.487 --> 01:41:20.157 If there's anything we can do to help-- All you gotta do is ask. 01:41:20.324 --> 01:41:22.659 What are you two bags of shit doing here? 01:41:22.827 --> 01:41:24.494 You ain't even cops no more. 01:41:24.662 --> 01:41:27.539 Come on. We just wanna help, okay? We're trying to help here. 01:41:27.707 --> 01:41:29.958 Hey, sweet pea, how's your cock working 01:41:30.126 --> 01:41:32.252 now that you ain't got a badge no more? 01:41:33.004 --> 01:41:34.045 What? 01:41:34.213 --> 01:41:37.549 This is what I think of you, you fuck-up: 01:41:38.384 --> 01:41:40.093 CHARLIE: Hey, hey, hey. Spit in my face? 01:41:40.261 --> 01:41:42.345 No. Hey. You aren't gonna hit him. Why not? 01:41:42.513 --> 01:41:44.639 I'm gonna hit him. You're not gonna hit him. 01:41:44.807 --> 01:41:46.683 BOTH: We both hit him. 01:41:48.519 --> 01:41:49.686 [GRUNTING] 01:41:51.856 --> 01:41:52.981 [BOTH BLOW NOSE] 01:41:56.068 --> 01:41:59.529 PATTERSON: Arrest those two bastards. Arrest them for assault. 01:42:01.616 --> 01:42:04.075 No, Patterson! You're under arrest! 01:42:04.243 --> 01:42:06.369 You endangered the lives of innocent people 01:42:06.537 --> 01:42:08.705 and you are gonna pay. JOHN: Whoa. 01:42:08.873 --> 01:42:10.791 CHARLIE: Shit, man, did you see that? 01:42:12.210 --> 01:42:14.127 COP: Turn around and keep moving. 01:42:14.295 --> 01:42:18.089 That's right, arrest his ass! That son of a bitch tried to kill us! 01:42:18.591 --> 01:42:20.383 Who are you? 01:42:20.551 --> 01:42:23.261 Oh, you don't remember me. 01:42:23.429 --> 01:42:27.057 Officer Santiago. 01:42:27.225 --> 01:42:28.892 Yeah. 01:42:29.060 --> 01:42:30.727 MAN [ON TV]: When the ball hits the bottom... 01:42:30.895 --> 01:42:32.562 Ready, Camera 3, take three. 01:42:32.730 --> 01:42:34.523 [CROWD CHEERING] 01:42:34.690 --> 01:42:39.528 CROWD: Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, 01:42:39.695 --> 01:42:44.616 five, four, three, two, one! 01:42:44.909 --> 01:42:47.619 [ALL CHEERING] 01:42:49.580 --> 01:42:51.248 [BOTH CHEERING] 01:42:54.502 --> 01:42:56.586 We did it! We did it! We did it, man! 01:42:56.754 --> 01:42:58.630 We did it! We did it! Yeah! Yeah! 01:42:58.798 --> 01:43:00.006 [BOTH LAUGHING] 01:43:00.174 --> 01:43:02.008 Happy New Year, man. 01:43:03.803 --> 01:43:05.178 I love you, man. 01:43:07.265 --> 01:43:09.182 What is? What is that? No, no, no. 01:43:09.350 --> 01:43:10.934 No, no. It's, uh... No, no, no. 01:43:11.102 --> 01:43:13.061 I put on some weight. Put on some weight? 01:43:13.229 --> 01:43:15.355 You gonna tell me you're six months pregnant? 01:43:15.523 --> 01:43:19.025 What is this? You're gonna overreact on this, John. 01:43:19.193 --> 01:43:22.612 Jesus! Oh, God! Jesus! I knew you were gonna overreact. 01:43:22.780 --> 01:43:25.156 What do you mean, overreact? Are you crazy? 01:43:25.324 --> 01:43:27.951 We risked our lives, man. No, no, no. Shh, shh, shh! 01:43:28.494 --> 01:43:30.161 No, don't tell me-- I don't want-- 01:43:30.329 --> 01:43:33.832 It's New Year's. I can't be shutting up. No, no, no. 01:43:34.000 --> 01:43:36.293 CHARLIE: Are you kidding me? I saved your life back there. 01:43:36.460 --> 01:43:41.089 It's a miracle we're even alive. Hey, a miracle, and I performed it. 01:43:41.257 --> 01:43:42.757 Come on. 01:43:44.051 --> 01:43:47.220 Listen, we got off Scot-free. Scot-free? 01:43:48.431 --> 01:43:50.390 No, no, no. 01:43:51.559 --> 01:43:52.976 Hands off me. 01:43:53.144 --> 01:43:55.562 CHARLIE: That's just a down payment on the rest of your life. 01:43:55.730 --> 01:43:57.814 JOHN: That's a down payment on 50 years to life. 01:43:57.982 --> 01:44:00.275 CHARLIE: Are you kidding me? That's a down payment on... 01:44:00.443 --> 01:44:02.569 CHARLIE: Do you know that we're halfway to millionaires? 01:44:02.737 --> 01:44:05.155 Do you know that? 01:44:05.323 --> 01:44:07.157 JOHN: Don't you know you're halfway to county? 01:44:07.325 --> 01:44:09.492 You're halfway to federal. 01:44:09.660 --> 01:44:12.954 CHARLIE: You can in fact buy a fucking beach. 01:44:13.998 --> 01:44:16.124 JOHN: We ain't keeping that money. Send it back. 01:44:16.292 --> 01:44:18.543 CHARLIE: Send it back? Get the fuck out of here. 01:44:18.711 --> 01:44:20.462 What? What? 01:44:20.630 --> 01:44:23.131 What, I'm gonna walk back up there and hand it to him? 01:44:23.299 --> 01:44:26.009 JOHN: No, you're gonna put it in the mail and send it back. 01:44:26.177 --> 01:44:27.844 CHARLIE: I ain't mailing shit. You know how-- 01:44:28.012 --> 01:44:30.889 JOHN: I ain't asking you to mail shit. I'm asking you to mail money. 01:44:31.057 --> 01:44:34.059 CHARLIE: You are fucking funny, man. You're paranoid. 01:44:34.226 --> 01:44:36.686 You gotta quit smoking that shit, man. 01:44:36.854 --> 01:44:39.940 I ain't sending shit back. You gotta quit smoking that shit. 01:44:40.107 --> 01:44:43.693 CHARLIE: You hit me one more time, I'm gonna knock you out, man. 01:44:43.861 --> 01:44:47.364 Hey, I saved your ass. Oh, yeah, that's right, man. 01:44:47.531 --> 01:44:52.035 That fucking shit you pulled on me in the train, man. 01:44:52.536 --> 01:44:55.705 [SHAGGY'S "THE TRAIN IS COMING" PLAYING]