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WEBVTT - https://subtitletools.com 00:00:47.840 --> 00:00:52.353 Subtitles by sub.Trader subscene.com 00:01:08.202 --> 00:01:09.965 So... I know what you're thinking. 00:01:10.124 --> 00:01:12.303 Why is that incredibly handsome hedgehog 00:01:12.400 --> 00:01:15.667 being chased by a mad man with a mustache from the civil war? 00:01:16.155 --> 00:01:19.659 Gotta be honest, it feels like I've been running my whole life. 00:01:19.856 --> 00:01:22.232 Is this too much? Am I going too fast? 00:01:22.398 --> 00:01:25.431 It's kinda what I do. You know what? Let's back up. 00:01:33.302 --> 00:01:35.880 This is the island where I am from. 00:01:36.776 --> 00:01:40.535 It had everything: sandy beaches, cascading waterfalls, 00:01:40.758 --> 00:01:42.647 public access to loop-de-loops. 00:01:42.839 --> 00:01:44.636 And I never had to catch a school bus 00:01:44.790 --> 00:01:48.650 because I can run across the entire island in less than two seconds. 00:01:48.834 --> 00:01:50.613 Also, there was no school. 00:01:50.777 --> 00:01:53.242 I know, pretty sweet island, right? 00:01:54.210 --> 00:01:58.591 I was born with extraordinary powers, and was told to keep them in secret. 00:01:58.742 --> 00:02:01.840 And like any kid, I did the exact opposite. 00:02:03.990 --> 00:02:06.572 That's Longclaw, she took care of me. 00:02:06.650 --> 00:02:10.970 She was basically Obi-Wan Kenobi, if Obi-Wan Kenobi had a beak and ate mice. 00:02:11.475 --> 00:02:13.660 Sonic, someone could've seen you! 00:02:14.005 --> 00:02:16.635 No one saw me. I am too fast! 00:02:16.851 --> 00:02:19.178 And, I wanted to bring you this. 00:02:22.583 --> 00:02:24.115 Get down! 00:02:27.360 --> 00:02:31.199 Turns out with great power comes great power-hungry bad guys. 00:02:31.409 --> 00:02:33.713 And I let them right to us. 00:02:47.937 --> 00:02:49.891 Listen carefully, Sonic. 00:02:50.473 --> 00:02:53.465 You have a power unlike anything I've ever seen. 00:02:53.602 --> 00:02:56.152 And that means someone will always want it. 00:02:56.310 --> 00:03:00.354 The only way to stay safe is to stay hidden. 00:03:03.258 --> 00:03:07.349 This word is on the farthest side of the universe. You should be safe there. 00:03:07.501 --> 00:03:10.166 -I don't wanna go without you! -You must! 00:03:10.372 --> 00:03:13.382 These rings will be your most important possession. 00:03:16.943 --> 00:03:19.440 If you ever discovered, use one. 00:03:19.828 --> 00:03:23.486 Never stop running. Now go! 00:03:27.717 --> 00:03:29.685 Longclaw! 00:03:30.430 --> 00:03:32.830 -Goodbye, Sonic. -No! 00:03:34.498 --> 00:03:36.216 No! 00:04:02.231 --> 00:04:04.254 C'mon, one car? 00:04:14.469 --> 00:04:15.628 I'm bored. 00:04:15.664 --> 00:04:17.439 Tom, do you read me? Are you there? 00:04:17.689 --> 00:04:21.110 No, Wade, I'm actually on a yacht in Barbados 00:04:21.764 --> 00:04:23.189 with Rihanna. 00:04:23.319 --> 00:04:26.401 OMG. That's amazing, please send pics. 00:04:26.563 --> 00:04:28.535 No, Wade, I'm at the speed trap. 00:04:28.709 --> 00:04:32.194 Already? How did you get back so fast? Barbados is in the ocean. 00:04:32.338 --> 00:04:34.483 Hang on, I think I got something. 00:04:40.854 --> 00:04:43.602 Hey, buddy, where's the fire? 00:04:43.934 --> 00:04:46.094 We've got kids living around here. 00:04:47.151 --> 00:04:49.502 It was kinda funny, sorry. 00:04:55.389 --> 00:04:57.003 What? 00:05:35.996 --> 00:05:40.042 Tom, we need you down on Main Street. There's been a violent gang shoot-out. 00:05:41.828 --> 00:05:46.316 Just kidding, a dog stole a bagel. But they do need it back. 00:05:57.859 --> 00:06:00.300 Buddy, you almost got yourself killed out there. 00:06:00.440 --> 00:06:02.431 What are you, some kind of an adrenaline junkie? 00:06:02.554 --> 00:06:04.653 Must be rough being slow all the time. 00:06:04.703 --> 00:06:08.330 I'll tell you what, today is your lucky day. 00:06:12.367 --> 00:06:14.836 Have you ever felt so alive? 00:06:16.010 --> 00:06:18.402 This is great, you're doing amazing. 00:06:18.850 --> 00:06:20.260 Oh, jeez! 00:06:20.682 --> 00:06:23.096 Good recovery! 00:06:25.569 --> 00:06:27.799 Let's keep this our little secret, okay? 00:06:27.943 --> 00:06:31.001 You never saw me. I was never here. 00:06:45.567 --> 00:06:47.309 So, what were you expecting? 00:06:47.467 --> 00:06:51.025 A dirty little hedgehog eating berries, and struggling to survive? 00:06:51.234 --> 00:06:55.690 Think again, because I am living my best life on Earth. 00:06:55.830 --> 00:06:57.454 I've got a library. 00:06:59.155 --> 00:07:00.629 A home gym. 00:07:00.778 --> 00:07:03.201 And a state of the art security system. 00:07:15.827 --> 00:07:17.598 Oh, no! 00:07:18.067 --> 00:07:21.169 And if I ever discovered, I'll follow Longclaw's instructions, 00:07:21.318 --> 00:07:23.879 and use my rings to escape to a new planet. 00:07:24.367 --> 00:07:27.917 A nice, safe little world filled only with mushrooms. 00:07:29.730 --> 00:07:32.596 Gross, smelly mushrooms... 00:07:33.747 --> 00:07:35.332 I hate mushrooms. 00:07:36.693 --> 00:07:38.607 But let's not worry about all of that. 00:07:38.845 --> 00:07:41.315 This is Green Hills. 00:07:41.502 --> 00:07:43.720 The greatest place on Earth. 00:07:44.797 --> 00:07:49.626 These are my people, and there, I say, I am their lovable space creature. 00:07:49.775 --> 00:07:52.230 So what if they don't know I exist? 00:07:53.456 --> 00:07:56.549 My favorite person is the Donut Lord. 00:07:57.645 --> 00:07:59.484 Protector of this town, 00:07:59.864 --> 00:08:03.025 and defender of all creatures, big and small. 00:08:03.205 --> 00:08:05.782 Morning, Donald, Daisy, Daffy. 00:08:06.973 --> 00:08:09.414 Donut Lord lives with Pretzel Lady. 00:08:10.199 --> 00:08:14.636 She is super nice to animals, and strangely was born without bones. 00:08:17.446 --> 00:08:20.491 There is one person in town who's actually onto me. 00:08:20.696 --> 00:08:22.713 He calls me The Blue Devil. 00:08:22.903 --> 00:08:26.320 -I almost caught him last night. -Say hello to Crazy Carl. 00:08:30.000 --> 00:08:32.180 We have fun together. 00:08:33.511 --> 00:08:35.845 I know you're out there! 00:08:36.053 --> 00:08:38.649 And I know you're real! 00:08:39.142 --> 00:08:41.011 No, I'm not. 00:08:41.698 --> 00:08:43.949 Movie night is my favorite. 00:08:44.088 --> 00:08:45.713 Please, please... 00:08:46.108 --> 00:08:49.206 Yes! Keanu, you are a national treasure. 00:08:49.349 --> 00:08:51.726 -When I find you-- -Pop quiz hot-shot. 00:08:51.899 --> 00:08:53.406 There's a bomb on the bus. 00:08:53.580 --> 00:08:56.787 Pop quiz hot-shot. The classic line. 00:08:57.480 --> 00:08:59.762 Basically, we're like a family, 00:09:00.017 --> 00:09:01.862 even though we haven't met yet. 00:09:01.924 --> 00:09:06.820 You don't think your prolonged isolation is making you a bit crazy perhaps? 00:09:06.997 --> 00:09:11.438 Crazy? Me? No way, Doc. You got me all wrong. 00:09:11.650 --> 00:09:14.550 And despite all these so called friends of yours, 00:09:14.678 --> 00:09:17.758 deep down you are still rather lonely? 00:09:23.423 --> 00:09:26.739 Perhaps afraid you'll be alone forever? 00:09:42.304 --> 00:09:44.385 Hey! No, no... 00:09:45.055 --> 00:09:48.711 Get out of there! Come on! Oh, come on! Get out of there! 00:09:49.138 --> 00:09:51.514 Get out of there, you trash pandas! 00:09:53.082 --> 00:09:55.760 Maddie, as Green Hills most respected veterinary, 00:09:55.934 --> 00:09:58.711 what is the fastest way to exterminate a racoon? 00:09:59.106 --> 00:10:01.697 Hi, Ozzy. Hello. You're glad to see me? 00:10:01.797 --> 00:10:03.393 You don't eat garbage, do you? 00:10:03.765 --> 00:10:05.292 What's that? 00:10:05.657 --> 00:10:08.144 -Is that what I think it is? -Open it. 00:10:09.550 --> 00:10:13.027 -It's kinda small, is that bad? -Just... open it. 00:10:18.836 --> 00:10:20.920 Dear Thomas, we have reviewed your application 00:10:21.039 --> 00:10:22.739 to the San Francisco Police Department, 00:10:22.881 --> 00:10:25.468 and pending inter departmental review and background check. 00:10:25.564 --> 00:10:29.489 And we are happy to inform you that you have been selected to join our team. 00:10:29.649 --> 00:10:31.757 Wow! Oh my God! 00:10:34.628 --> 00:10:36.323 San Francisco sucks? 00:10:38.593 --> 00:10:40.116 Wrong one. 00:10:44.723 --> 00:10:46.852 -You never had a doubt, huh? -No! 00:10:49.883 --> 00:10:52.921 -I can't believe this! -I know. You did it! 00:10:54.655 --> 00:10:56.287 What are those? 00:10:57.314 --> 00:10:59.700 Apartments for rent I found on Zillow. 00:10:59.884 --> 00:11:02.552 I though Ozzy and I can fly there tomorrow, 00:11:02.719 --> 00:11:05.025 and check out some neighborhoods. 00:11:05.622 --> 00:11:07.785 I mean, this is all happening so fast. 00:11:09.032 --> 00:11:13.790 Man, it's the craziest thing, you apply for the job, you get the job. 00:11:13.921 --> 00:11:16.050 -Well, pending a background check. -Oh, man, 00:11:16.177 --> 00:11:19.853 hope they don't find out about that time you used the neighbor's WiFi. 00:11:20.022 --> 00:11:22.491 Correction, I'm still using the neighbor's WiFi. 00:11:22.881 --> 00:11:24.182 But, Maddie... 00:11:24.493 --> 00:11:26.189 Are you sure you're okay with this? 00:11:26.368 --> 00:11:27.926 Thomas Michael Wachowski, 00:11:28.042 --> 00:11:30.561 what did you do the entire time I was in a veterinary school? 00:11:30.692 --> 00:11:32.681 I worked the second job to pay the rent, and-- 00:11:32.794 --> 00:11:34.698 A third job to pay tuition. 00:11:34.856 --> 00:11:38.899 You sacrificed for me, I'm happy to sacrifice for you. 00:11:39.826 --> 00:11:42.734 Babe, are you sure you're okay with this? 00:11:43.510 --> 00:11:47.760 I mean, there's been a Wachowski protecting this town for more than 50 years. 00:11:48.769 --> 00:11:50.766 This is a big change. 00:11:51.277 --> 00:11:52.896 I'm positive. 00:11:53.827 --> 00:11:56.235 It's time for this guy to get out there and prove himself. 00:11:56.366 --> 00:11:58.223 I love Green Hills, but... 00:11:58.368 --> 00:12:00.669 You know, I wanna help people in real trouble. 00:12:01.029 --> 00:12:03.789 I want someone to turn to me in a life-or-death situation, 00:12:03.947 --> 00:12:05.509 and I'll be there for them. 00:12:06.161 --> 00:12:10.273 -I get it. I'm so proud of you. -Thank you. 00:12:11.951 --> 00:12:14.165 And so it is with a heavy heart, that I tell you all 00:12:14.311 --> 00:12:17.394 that I've accepted a position at the San Francisco Police Department 00:12:17.582 --> 00:12:19.110 effective immediately. 00:12:19.341 --> 00:12:22.607 It's gonna be tough to leave my home town, and all my friendships. 00:12:23.158 --> 00:12:25.952 But this is something I feel like I need to do, 00:12:26.946 --> 00:12:31.274 to grow, as both an officer, and a man. 00:12:34.692 --> 00:12:36.593 What do you think, Sergeant Sprinkles? 00:12:37.427 --> 00:12:39.120 That wasn't so bad, right? 00:12:40.538 --> 00:12:42.264 Now all I gotta do is... 00:12:43.054 --> 00:12:44.872 tell everyone who isn't a donut. 00:12:47.002 --> 00:12:49.411 Whoa, the play-offs. 00:13:33.963 --> 00:13:35.859 So cool. 00:13:40.116 --> 00:13:41.528 We're at the ninth, tie score. 00:13:41.676 --> 00:13:45.285 And exactly who you want at the plate with a game on the line, Sonic. 00:13:45.420 --> 00:13:47.354 But staring him down from the pitcher's mound 00:13:47.509 --> 00:13:51.776 is the most fearsome southpaw in Green Hills, also Sonic. 00:13:52.016 --> 00:13:53.301 Okay, focus, Sonic. 00:13:53.456 --> 00:13:57.046 If you win this game you'll be the most beloved kid in Green Hills. 00:14:00.908 --> 00:14:04.586 Hit it to the guy in left, he's a real space case. 00:14:07.845 --> 00:14:09.457 I can't with that guy. 00:14:09.646 --> 00:14:13.759 Hey, batter Sonic, hey, batter Sonic, is so in batter Sonic. 00:14:21.150 --> 00:14:22.635 I got it, I got it... 00:14:23.802 --> 00:14:25.318 I don't got it. 00:14:33.940 --> 00:14:35.958 Go home! Go home! 00:14:36.480 --> 00:14:37.970 Come on! 00:14:42.980 --> 00:14:44.393 Safe! 00:14:46.374 --> 00:14:48.855 Yes! Yes! I did it! 00:14:48.996 --> 00:14:51.701 Did you see that? I did it! I did it. 00:15:04.903 --> 00:15:06.926 I really am alone. 00:15:07.484 --> 00:15:10.085 All alone. Forever. 00:15:44.329 --> 00:15:47.380 I'm sure no one noticed that giant blue explosion, right? 00:15:58.125 --> 00:16:00.458 -Hey, Wade. -Hi, Tom. Wade here. 00:16:01.505 --> 00:16:03.178 What is going on? 00:16:03.318 --> 00:16:05.706 -Oh Gosh, I think the power is out. -Yap, dur. 00:16:05.834 --> 00:16:08.353 The lights are out. The whole town is freaking out. 00:16:08.753 --> 00:16:10.446 -What should I do? -Okay. Relax. 00:16:10.572 --> 00:16:12.410 Take a deep breath, call Gil, 00:16:12.536 --> 00:16:15.024 see if they can locate the down line, then... 00:16:15.515 --> 00:16:18.317 call Zim, and see if he can get his generator over to the Super Cue 00:16:18.456 --> 00:16:23.339 -so the food stays fresh. -Call Zim before Gil? 00:16:23.887 --> 00:16:26.300 -Call Gil-- Hello? Wait. Wait! -I'll call you back. 00:16:26.446 --> 00:16:28.985 Hello? Was that the end of the instructions? 00:16:30.014 --> 00:16:32.675 Okay. All right. You can do this. 00:16:33.521 --> 00:16:36.734 What was the first thing he said to do? 00:16:38.311 --> 00:16:40.370 Right. Relax. 00:17:00.681 --> 00:17:03.585 Twenty minutes ago an energy surge knocked our power 00:17:03.735 --> 00:17:06.304 across the entire Pacific Northwest. What do we know? 00:17:06.503 --> 00:17:08.868 Our first instinct was it was an EMP. 00:17:09.639 --> 00:17:12.369 But electromagnetic pulses don't have that kind of power. 00:17:12.551 --> 00:17:15.001 NASA has ruled out meteor strikes or solar flares. 00:17:15.131 --> 00:17:18.074 The Department of Energy says it's not a power plant malfunction. 00:17:18.178 --> 00:17:21.009 Sounds like we're really good at figuring out what it wasn't. 00:17:21.137 --> 00:17:23.227 This could be a prelude to a larger attack. 00:17:23.366 --> 00:17:26.584 I'm suggesting we scramble the fifth and sixth regiment. - No, no... 00:17:26.740 --> 00:17:30.925 This needs a much more sophisticated mind. Someone who understands technology. 00:17:31.082 --> 00:17:33.769 -You wanna send in a lab rat? -Not just any lab rat. 00:17:33.934 --> 00:17:35.094 A lab rat with the teeth. 00:17:35.196 --> 00:17:37.612 You're not suggesting who I think you're suggesting. 00:17:37.726 --> 00:17:39.636 -I know he's a little weird-- -Weird? 00:17:39.754 --> 00:17:42.217 -No, no. No way! -He's a psychological terrifier. 00:17:42.342 --> 00:17:45.650 But he's also brilliant. Five PhDs. IQ off the charts. 00:17:45.812 --> 00:17:48.438 And his drone tech is revolutionary. 00:17:48.592 --> 00:17:52.310 -You're sure he can handle this? -He has a perfect operations record. 00:17:52.618 --> 00:17:54.521 -Remember the coup in Pakistan? -No. 00:17:54.657 --> 00:17:57.382 -Or the uprising in Azerbaijanistan? -It's not even a country. 00:17:57.514 --> 00:18:00.508 Exactly. And you can thank Robotnik for that. 00:18:00.646 --> 00:18:03.909 I can't believe you're bringing that freak into this. 00:18:04.162 --> 00:18:06.540 Neither can I, but... 00:18:06.840 --> 00:18:08.487 We have no choice. 00:18:16.531 --> 00:18:18.095 Guys, coming up! 00:18:19.557 --> 00:18:21.052 Yes, Major. 00:18:34.257 --> 00:18:35.334 What a-- 00:18:56.848 --> 00:18:58.163 Are you in charge here? 00:18:58.285 --> 00:19:00.700 -Yes, I am. -No. Wrong! 00:19:00.869 --> 00:19:02.143 -Name-- -I'm in charge! 00:19:02.292 --> 00:19:03.640 -Me! -Is Major-- 00:19:03.803 --> 00:19:05.776 -Ben-- -I'm in charge. 00:19:06.879 --> 00:19:08.989 You've never seen anything like this before? 00:19:09.224 --> 00:19:13.567 It says I'm a top banana in a world full of hungry little monkeys. 00:19:13.692 --> 00:19:15.410 Allow me to clarify. 00:19:15.990 --> 00:19:18.921 In a sequentially ranked hierarchy based on level of critical importance 00:19:19.051 --> 00:19:22.109 the disparity between us is too vast to quantify. Agent Stone. 00:19:22.279 --> 00:19:25.883 -The Doctor thinks you're basic. -I'm initiating a sweep sequence. 00:19:26.106 --> 00:19:28.619 Ten miles in every direction should suffice. 00:19:29.579 --> 00:19:31.542 -Is he still looking at me funny? -Yes, he is. 00:19:31.684 --> 00:19:33.812 Tell him to stop or I'll pull out his search history. 00:19:33.925 --> 00:19:36.466 If you don't stop looking, the Doctor, he'll take a closer look-- 00:19:36.616 --> 00:19:39.748 -I'm not deaf. -And tell him his men report to me now. 00:19:40.551 --> 00:19:43.353 Excuse me? Listen, pal, I don't know if you're realize-- 00:19:43.482 --> 00:19:45.163 I'm sorry, Major, what was your name? 00:19:45.307 --> 00:19:48.751 -Benning-- -Nobody cares! Nobody cares. 00:19:49.043 --> 00:19:51.251 Listen, Major Nobodycares. 00:19:51.397 --> 00:19:53.547 You know why nobody cares who you are? 00:19:53.818 --> 00:19:56.566 Because nobody cares about your feeble accomplishments. 00:19:56.697 --> 00:19:59.172 And nobody cares about how proud your Mommy is 00:19:59.324 --> 00:20:01.756 that you're now reading at a third grade level. 00:20:02.472 --> 00:20:06.469 Have you finished 'Charlotte's Web' yet? Spoiler alert, she dies in the end. 00:20:06.599 --> 00:20:09.230 But she leaves a big creepy egg sac. 00:20:10.842 --> 00:20:12.999 Oh, my babies. 00:20:13.738 --> 00:20:16.127 Look what came out of my egg sac. 00:20:16.316 --> 00:20:18.399 You know what I love about machines? 00:20:19.325 --> 00:20:22.458 They do what they're told. They follow their programming. 00:20:22.644 --> 00:20:26.218 They don't need time-off to get drunk, and put the boat in the water. 00:20:26.633 --> 00:20:28.557 And you do what you're told. 00:20:28.703 --> 00:20:31.184 Stand over there on the edge of your personal abyss. 00:20:32.257 --> 00:20:34.687 And watch my machines do your job. 00:20:37.113 --> 00:20:39.904 -Can you feel it, Stone? -I can feel it, Doctor. 00:20:40.292 --> 00:20:41.892 It's evolution, Stone. 00:20:43.248 --> 00:20:45.059 It's evolution! 00:21:20.261 --> 00:21:22.419 -Agent Stone? -Doctor. 00:21:22.861 --> 00:21:25.071 Do you see anything useful in this image? 00:21:25.965 --> 00:21:28.382 -Nothing at all, Doctor. -Of course you don't. 00:21:28.712 --> 00:21:30.701 Your eyes weren't expertly trained to spot tracks 00:21:30.864 --> 00:21:33.131 by the Native American Shadow Wolves. 00:21:43.251 --> 00:21:44.791 That's extraordinary. 00:21:44.989 --> 00:21:47.169 No, what extraordinary is... 00:21:47.322 --> 00:21:51.003 I determined the exact height, weight, and spinal curvature of this creature. 00:21:51.168 --> 00:21:54.028 And my computer can't find a single match for it, anywhere 00:21:54.374 --> 00:21:56.603 in Earth's animal kingdom. 00:21:56.904 --> 00:22:01.191 This blackout was not a terrorist attack, and that's no baby Bigfoot. 00:22:01.748 --> 00:22:04.859 This guy is something else 00:22:06.532 --> 00:22:08.244 entirely. 00:22:08.606 --> 00:22:11.410 Divert all search units to the site of the footprint. 00:22:12.005 --> 00:22:14.449 That's one small step for man, 00:22:14.607 --> 00:22:16.934 one giant leap for me. 00:22:28.262 --> 00:22:30.212 Okay, okay. Everything is fine. 00:22:30.372 --> 00:22:32.424 You played some baseball, got a little upset. 00:22:32.573 --> 00:22:35.834 Lightning shut out of your butt, and now they're coming for you. 00:22:36.464 --> 00:22:38.528 All right, all right. Earth isn't safe anymore. 00:22:38.658 --> 00:22:41.484 Time for plan B - Mushroomville. I gotta take my stuff. 00:22:41.585 --> 00:22:43.472 Okay, essential items only. 00:22:43.615 --> 00:22:46.372 Okay, toothbrush, toothpaste, hair gel, night light, funny hat. 00:22:46.753 --> 00:22:49.620 This half-eaten cantaloupe, and my scented candle. 00:22:49.972 --> 00:22:51.606 My entire comic book collection. 00:22:51.720 --> 00:22:54.391 Bean bag chair, can a bean bag chair fit in the backpack? No, no. 00:22:54.586 --> 00:22:56.004 Of course not. That's stupid. 00:22:56.149 --> 00:22:59.424 Okay, what else? The rings! The rings, yes, of course! 00:23:00.771 --> 00:23:04.122 Here we go. Ring time. Mushroom planet, here I come. 00:23:04.828 --> 00:23:07.823 Oh, no! They're right outside, I gotta go somewhere else. 00:23:12.620 --> 00:23:14.457 Goodbye, cave. 00:23:18.474 --> 00:23:19.964 -Hi. -Hey. 00:23:20.132 --> 00:23:21.172 What are you doing? 00:23:21.327 --> 00:23:24.055 Just coloring with Jojo and Rachel. 00:23:24.415 --> 00:23:26.068 That sounds half-fun. 00:23:26.213 --> 00:23:28.523 Hey, exciting stuff here. We had a power outage. 00:23:28.676 --> 00:23:30.481 The whole town went dark. 00:23:30.600 --> 00:23:32.778 It was like a sign telling me to get outta Dodge. 00:23:32.811 --> 00:23:34.783 -Wade must've lost his mind. -Yeah. 00:23:35.022 --> 00:23:36.938 And he does not have much to lose. 00:23:37.172 --> 00:23:39.758 How's your sister? Does she convince you to leave me yet? 00:23:39.889 --> 00:23:43.203 No, but she did tell me to check your phone for dating apps. 00:23:43.354 --> 00:23:45.785 The only apps on my phone are the ones that came with it. 00:23:45.947 --> 00:23:48.158 -And the Olive Garden. -Ah, because when you're there-- 00:23:48.289 --> 00:23:50.001 You're family. 00:23:51.626 --> 00:23:53.322 No way! 00:23:55.830 --> 00:23:59.078 The racoons are back. And they are in for a surprise. 00:23:59.205 --> 00:24:02.584 Your surprise better not be my tranquilizer gun. They're just hungry. 00:24:02.844 --> 00:24:05.313 And also, that's for bears. 00:24:06.205 --> 00:24:08.245 -Good, now I know it'll work. -Tom! 00:24:08.425 --> 00:24:10.799 I'm kidding, I'm just gonna use it to scare them. 00:24:10.913 --> 00:24:13.461 -Possibly to death. Love you, honey, bye. -To-- 00:24:18.006 --> 00:24:20.732 D-I-V-O-R-S-E. 00:24:22.847 --> 00:24:26.688 Okay, I'm in. With minimal damage to Donut Lord's property. 00:24:27.820 --> 00:24:28.764 Here we go. 00:24:28.871 --> 00:24:32.194 Didn't work out on Earth, but that's okay. You're going to a safe world. 00:24:32.330 --> 00:24:37.775 A nice safe world full of mushrooms. Mushrooms there will be your only friends. 00:24:37.863 --> 00:24:39.821 That sounds awful, I can't do this. 00:24:39.966 --> 00:24:42.212 You have to do it, there's no other option. 00:24:44.191 --> 00:24:45.618 All right. 00:24:46.642 --> 00:24:50.017 SFPD, pending background check. Paws in the air! 00:24:52.634 --> 00:24:54.790 Uhhh... meow? 00:25:03.444 --> 00:25:06.378 San Francisco? 00:25:28.578 --> 00:25:30.024 No. 00:25:34.579 --> 00:25:35.784 What? 00:25:58.556 --> 00:26:00.184 The Blue Devil. 00:26:13.160 --> 00:26:15.038 -Donut Lord? -You can talk? 00:26:16.085 --> 00:26:17.264 You're not-- 00:26:17.428 --> 00:26:20.439 -You're not here to abduct me, are you? -You abducted me! 00:26:21.702 --> 00:26:23.968 Okay, it's a fair point. What are you? 00:26:24.200 --> 00:26:25.898 Why are you hiding out in my garage? 00:26:26.032 --> 00:26:27.232 I needed somewhere safe, 00:26:27.378 --> 00:26:29.919 and you are the only person I could think of, Donut Lord. 00:26:30.047 --> 00:26:32.803 -Why do you keep calling me Donut Lord? -'Cause you talk to donuts, 00:26:32.962 --> 00:26:34.840 and then eat them if they get out of the line. 00:26:34.968 --> 00:26:37.267 -Again, fair. -Wait... Where are all the mushrooms? 00:26:37.403 --> 00:26:41.915 Why am I still on Earth? What did-- Oh, no, I lost my rings! 00:26:42.032 --> 00:26:43.431 What? 00:26:48.902 --> 00:26:51.297 What's happening? Is this your mothership? 00:26:52.364 --> 00:26:54.930 -I'm not in the mood to get probed. -You think you're worried? 00:26:55.055 --> 00:26:56.697 I'm not even wearing pants. 00:27:00.221 --> 00:27:01.576 What a-- 00:27:02.977 --> 00:27:05.222 -They're coming for me! -Who's coming for you? 00:27:05.314 --> 00:27:07.970 -What does that have to do with me? -I don't have time to explain, 00:27:08.097 --> 00:27:10.783 -but you have to help me. -No, I don't. Why? 00:27:10.932 --> 00:27:14.254 Well, my legs, which normally would be classified as lethal weapons 00:27:14.400 --> 00:27:15.574 feel like spaghetti. 00:27:15.672 --> 00:27:18.815 I need your help, please. It's life or death. 00:27:26.210 --> 00:27:28.030 Fine, come with me. 00:27:31.447 --> 00:27:33.061 Little help? 00:27:43.922 --> 00:27:47.100 -All right, stay here. And be quiet. -Good plan, great plan. 00:27:47.239 --> 00:27:51.100 How are we working so well together? Practically finishing each other sentences. 00:27:52.390 --> 00:27:53.558 Okay, bye. 00:27:57.004 --> 00:27:58.494 Hello there. 00:27:59.203 --> 00:28:00.747 Can I help you? 00:28:04.176 --> 00:28:06.250 Good morning, my rural chum. 00:28:06.746 --> 00:28:07.873 I'm... 00:28:08.162 --> 00:28:10.629 from the power company, investigating the blackout. 00:28:10.781 --> 00:28:14.028 If you don't mind I'd like to take a few readings inside your house? 00:28:14.151 --> 00:28:16.088 No kidding, you're from the power company? 00:28:16.224 --> 00:28:19.165 You must know my buddy Spencer. We play softball together. 00:28:19.309 --> 00:28:21.948 Spence, he's a good man. 00:28:23.229 --> 00:28:25.776 -Yeah, yeah... come on in! -Great. 00:28:25.919 --> 00:28:28.218 Take all the readings you need. Except... 00:28:29.184 --> 00:28:32.453 Don't the power company usually take their readings from outside the house? 00:28:32.571 --> 00:28:34.844 That way they can check even if you're not home. 00:28:35.108 --> 00:28:37.598 Also, my buddy Spencer works at the gas company. 00:28:37.724 --> 00:28:40.667 And he's more of an ultimate Frisbee guy. So, you wanna tell me why 00:28:40.964 --> 00:28:44.274 you think I'm dumb enough to just let you walk inside my house? 00:28:52.216 --> 00:28:54.729 -I'm sorry, Mr..? -Wachowski. 00:28:54.880 --> 00:28:56.424 But everyone calls me Tom. 00:28:56.642 --> 00:28:58.662 Except my dentist, he calls me Tim. 00:28:58.795 --> 00:29:02.266 But it's go on for so long now that it would be just weird if I corrected him. 00:29:02.412 --> 00:29:04.513 Well, Tom, whose dentist calls him Tim. 00:29:04.661 --> 00:29:08.697 You may have noticed that this entire town has been experiencing a power outage. 00:29:08.838 --> 00:29:10.665 Yup, no lights, picked up on that. 00:29:10.716 --> 00:29:12.736 Twenty minutes ago I tracked an energy pulse 00:29:12.865 --> 00:29:16.013 with the similar signature to the one that caused that disruption. 00:29:30.693 --> 00:29:32.455 Listen, Mr..? 00:29:32.602 --> 00:29:35.167 Doctor. Doctor Robotnik. 00:29:35.346 --> 00:29:37.206 But my dentist calls me Rob. 00:29:38.498 --> 00:29:41.585 Look, Doctor Robotskiz... 00:29:42.108 --> 00:29:44.156 I'm sure what you're here for is very serious, 00:29:44.286 --> 00:29:47.095 but it's got nothing to do with me, you can ask anyone in town. 00:29:47.209 --> 00:29:48.897 -Everyone knows me. -I bet they do. 00:29:49.046 --> 00:29:51.459 I'm sure you hella popular with a Gabs and Murls 00:29:51.680 --> 00:29:54.789 and Billy Bobs in this glorified gas station rest stop. 00:29:55.107 --> 00:29:59.161 Which goes way back to the days of tipping cows and playing on a jug band. 00:30:02.071 --> 00:30:04.859 And maybe some day you've achieved your goal 00:30:05.010 --> 00:30:07.777 of getting a Costco card, or adopting a Labradoodle. 00:30:07.935 --> 00:30:13.205 But the reality is, I surpassed everything you're ever going to do 00:30:15.083 --> 00:30:16.980 before I was a toddler. 00:30:17.131 --> 00:30:20.702 I was spitting out formulas while you were still spitting up formula. 00:30:20.828 --> 00:30:23.404 -I was breastfed, actually. -Nice. 00:30:23.638 --> 00:30:25.854 Rub that in my orphan face. 00:30:26.072 --> 00:30:31.877 Mr. Wachowski, are you familiar with US code 904, title 10, article 104? 00:30:33.240 --> 00:30:35.040 -Yeah-- -Anyone, who attempts to aid 00:30:35.199 --> 00:30:38.031 an enemy of the United States shall suffer death. 00:30:39.903 --> 00:30:41.908 And if I'm the one who catches you, 00:30:42.373 --> 00:30:44.228 it'll be even worse. 00:30:45.630 --> 00:30:47.080 Worse than death? 00:30:49.288 --> 00:30:51.004 Okay, I'm a ball. Just a normal ball. 00:30:51.151 --> 00:30:52.412 I'm blending in like a bulge. 00:30:52.548 --> 00:30:56.306 Stop talking. No, you stop talking. Be quiet, Sonic. You be quiet, Sonic! 00:30:56.530 --> 00:30:58.560 Oh, I hope they aren't scanning me with X-Rays, 00:30:58.693 --> 00:31:00.957 I had kind of an embarrassing lunch. 00:31:08.469 --> 00:31:10.760 Don't freak out. Don't freak-- Don't freak out. 00:31:10.919 --> 00:31:12.916 Don't freak out. Don't freak out. 00:31:14.341 --> 00:31:15.729 I'm freaking out! 00:31:18.132 --> 00:31:20.543 Why don't you had your staircase carpeted? 00:31:20.696 --> 00:31:22.039 Compared to-- 00:31:24.810 --> 00:31:26.397 -Old pipes. -Yeah. 00:31:26.547 --> 00:31:29.188 Probably just the house settling. Nothing to see here. 00:31:30.787 --> 00:31:32.054 Hey! 00:31:37.175 --> 00:31:38.651 Here's the thing. 00:31:40.399 --> 00:31:41.931 I'm never wrong. 00:31:42.695 --> 00:31:45.017 Well, first time for everything, I guess. 00:31:45.160 --> 00:31:46.361 Would you like some cake? 00:31:46.544 --> 00:31:50.676 I hear racoons have the cleanest mouths of any animal that routinely eats garbage. 00:32:01.957 --> 00:32:03.720 Look at that. 00:32:04.227 --> 00:32:05.878 I was right. 00:32:06.293 --> 00:32:08.220 Note the lack of surprise. 00:32:08.417 --> 00:32:10.146 Should we try this again? 00:32:20.651 --> 00:32:24.872 I'm going to give you five seconds to tell me where it is. Five. 00:32:24.999 --> 00:32:27.080 -I don't know what's you're talking about. -Four. 00:32:27.237 --> 00:32:29.605 Hey, tough guy, I'm a cop. And you're threatening an Officer. 00:32:29.738 --> 00:32:32.406 How can you threaten somebody who never existed? Three. 00:32:32.975 --> 00:32:34.968 Come on, rack your brain! 00:32:35.135 --> 00:32:38.422 You might be able to come up with some lame excuse to go on living. 00:32:38.660 --> 00:32:40.133 In two... 00:32:40.874 --> 00:32:42.138 One! 00:32:42.504 --> 00:32:44.467 Wait! Don't hurt him. 00:32:58.039 --> 00:32:59.709 This feels excessive. 00:33:03.154 --> 00:33:04.296 Stay behind me. 00:33:20.489 --> 00:33:22.952 Don't worry, I got it right where I want it. 00:33:25.532 --> 00:33:28.956 Can you believe Amazon is gonna deliver packages with these thing? 00:33:31.435 --> 00:33:34.201 This was a horrible plan, what was I thinking? 00:33:36.830 --> 00:33:38.501 I'm gonna puke! 00:33:42.146 --> 00:33:43.239 Come on! 00:33:44.164 --> 00:33:45.419 We gotta get out of here. 00:33:45.588 --> 00:33:48.648 Don't tell me that's all you've got. I'm just getting started. 00:33:48.773 --> 00:33:51.504 Let me know if you wanna go round two with the blue. 00:34:10.331 --> 00:34:11.496 Doctor! 00:34:11.864 --> 00:34:12.947 Are you okay? 00:34:13.244 --> 00:34:15.282 I just saw a guy race outta here and thought-- 00:34:15.408 --> 00:34:16.845 That you should stop them? 00:34:17.962 --> 00:34:19.503 Open your mouth, 00:34:19.707 --> 00:34:21.735 and say you thought that you should stop them. 00:34:21.895 --> 00:34:25.049 No, I thought that maybe I should check to see if you're okay. 00:34:25.346 --> 00:34:28.071 You know what's hard about being the smartest person in the world? 00:34:28.208 --> 00:34:31.101 -Everyone else seems stupid. -Yes. Way to go. 00:34:31.336 --> 00:34:32.791 You got that one. 00:34:34.033 --> 00:34:37.740 Whatever this creature is, it's our job to secure it, 00:34:38.242 --> 00:34:41.427 neutralize it, uncover the source of its power. 00:34:42.020 --> 00:34:43.481 And if it resists... 00:34:44.525 --> 00:34:46.078 we take it apart, 00:34:46.689 --> 00:34:48.099 piece by piece. 00:34:49.295 --> 00:34:51.207 See what makes it tick. 00:34:52.186 --> 00:34:53.598 -Stone. -Doctor. 00:34:53.745 --> 00:34:55.401 Call Optical Illusions. 00:34:56.060 --> 00:34:57.788 Tell them I need new frames. 00:34:58.425 --> 00:35:00.032 They know what kind I like. 00:35:01.885 --> 00:35:03.532 And bring that quill. 00:35:04.061 --> 00:35:05.407 Yes, Doctor. 00:35:08.698 --> 00:35:09.962 All right, pal, 00:35:10.021 --> 00:35:11.690 You need to start talking right now. 00:35:11.822 --> 00:35:14.185 Who are you? What are you? 00:35:14.354 --> 00:35:16.692 I'm a hedgehog, I feel like that's obvious. 00:35:16.888 --> 00:35:19.466 -And I'm in big trouble. -You're in big trouble? 00:35:19.602 --> 00:35:22.580 You're not the one who punched some sort of government weirdo back there. 00:35:22.706 --> 00:35:24.946 You think you have problems? I lost my rings! 00:35:25.076 --> 00:35:26.610 Rings? What are you talking about? 00:35:26.741 --> 00:35:30.214 Okay, rings are how all advanced cultures travel between worlds. 00:35:30.584 --> 00:35:32.922 And now mine are on top of a pointy building 00:35:33.074 --> 00:35:35.845 I've only ever seen on your skin tight t-shirt. 00:35:36.202 --> 00:35:38.363 So, I'd like you to take me to San Francisco, 00:35:38.575 --> 00:35:41.702 so I can get back my rings and use them to go to the Mushroom planet. 00:35:43.553 --> 00:35:45.897 -Mushroom planet? -Yes! 00:35:46.300 --> 00:35:47.426 Right. 00:35:51.287 --> 00:35:53.879 -Okay, pal. Out you go. -I'm sorry, what? 00:35:54.025 --> 00:35:57.892 Look, this is the worst possible time for me to get myself into trouble, okay? 00:35:58.001 --> 00:36:00.125 You asked me to save your life, I saved your life. 00:36:00.248 --> 00:36:03.179 Now please, go find your rings, and your Mushroomland. 00:36:03.331 --> 00:36:05.451 Hopefully I'm gonna wake up in the hospital bed, 00:36:05.610 --> 00:36:08.399 and the doctors gonna tell me that my colonoscopy was a big success. 00:36:08.541 --> 00:36:10.761 -Okay? So, goodbye. -Okay, goodbye. 00:36:11.279 --> 00:36:12.382 Goodbye. 00:36:14.923 --> 00:36:17.683 -Why aren't you leaving? -I don't know where San Francisco is. 00:36:17.822 --> 00:36:18.720 - It's West. - West? 00:36:18.933 --> 00:36:21.199 - Straight shot, can't miss it. - Fine. That's cool. 00:36:21.330 --> 00:36:23.374 I'm totally cool saying goodbye now. 00:36:28.297 --> 00:36:32.139 So, as I crashed into the cold dark water of the Pacific 00:36:32.479 --> 00:36:34.282 I realized a few things. 00:36:34.817 --> 00:36:37.020 a) I have no idea where I'm going; 00:36:37.354 --> 00:36:39.384 b) salt water stings. 00:36:39.809 --> 00:36:43.961 c) I shouldn't even be on this planet right now, but I am. 00:36:44.101 --> 00:36:46.898 -Why? Because you shot me! -I know. 00:36:47.111 --> 00:36:48.192 You shot me! 00:36:48.333 --> 00:36:51.000 All right. I heard you the first time. You don't have to... 00:36:51.135 --> 00:36:52.642 pile it on, good grief. 00:36:52.820 --> 00:36:54.949 I'm wet. I'm cold. 00:36:55.318 --> 00:36:57.058 There's a fish on my head! 00:36:57.320 --> 00:37:00.719 And clearly I'm not gonna be able to do this on my own. 00:37:06.694 --> 00:37:09.376 -All right, get in the truck. -Really? You gonna help me? 00:37:09.460 --> 00:37:12.650 I guess it is a little bit of my fault that all of this happening to you. 00:37:12.782 --> 00:37:15.675 Not a little bit, entirely. It is entirely your fault. 00:37:15.818 --> 00:37:17.724 Okay, it's entirely my fault. Are you coming? 00:37:17.847 --> 00:37:18.954 Yes. 00:37:21.448 --> 00:37:23.309 Roadtrip. 00:37:23.804 --> 00:37:25.247 What am I doing? 00:37:25.673 --> 00:37:28.233 All right, there's gonna be rules on this trip. Number one: 00:37:28.366 --> 00:37:30.570 do exactly as I say all the time. 00:37:31.027 --> 00:37:32.864 -Got it? -Got it, Donut Lord. 00:37:33.007 --> 00:37:34.841 Would you stop with the Donut Lord? 00:37:35.211 --> 00:37:37.045 I have a name. It's Tom. 00:37:37.383 --> 00:37:38.712 I'm Sonic. 00:37:38.906 --> 00:37:41.056 Sonic? Sonic. 00:37:42.176 --> 00:37:44.357 So, you've been spying on us all for years. 00:37:44.500 --> 00:37:46.231 I mean, I wouldn't call it spying. 00:37:46.363 --> 00:37:48.619 We were all just hanging out, only I wasn't invited, 00:37:48.746 --> 00:37:50.253 and no one knew I was there. 00:37:50.388 --> 00:37:53.019 I can't believe Crazy Carl was right all this time. 00:37:53.167 --> 00:37:56.069 Yeah, you should call him Super Observing Carl instead. 00:37:56.638 --> 00:37:58.918 -Oh my God, stop the car right now! -What? What? 00:37:59.081 --> 00:38:02.404 The World's Largest Rubber Band Ball? We gotta see it! 00:38:02.532 --> 00:38:05.999 No, no. This is not some fun family roadtrip, okay? 00:38:06.248 --> 00:38:10.246 The government wants to dissect you, and arrest me. This is serious. 00:38:11.876 --> 00:38:14.287 You were right. It was lame. Gift shop was cool, though. 00:38:14.528 --> 00:38:15.753 I got you a mouse pad. 00:38:16.027 --> 00:38:17.612 When are we gonna get there? 00:38:17.646 --> 00:38:19.534 We will get there when we get there. 00:38:38.578 --> 00:38:41.892 All right, I'm gonna go check in with Wade to see if he knows what's going on. 00:38:42.029 --> 00:38:44.216 You gonna see Wade in that glass thing? 00:38:44.367 --> 00:38:46.315 What is it? A teleportation box? 00:38:48.075 --> 00:38:49.027 It's a pay phone. 00:38:49.176 --> 00:38:52.585 It's mostly for drug dealers and fugitives from the law, which is us. 00:38:52.800 --> 00:38:55.236 Stay in the car. I don't want anybody seeing you. 00:38:55.530 --> 00:38:56.838 Fine! 00:39:15.361 --> 00:39:20.020 Okay. Okay. That is the coolest place on Earth, but you have to stay in the car. 00:39:29.314 --> 00:39:31.557 Be strong. Be strong. 00:39:38.835 --> 00:39:40.995 Hello. Green Hills Police Department. 00:39:41.145 --> 00:39:43.925 -Wade, it's me. -Hi, I'm so glad that you called. 00:39:44.307 --> 00:39:48.584 So, some guys came in asking some questions. A little creepy. 00:39:48.949 --> 00:39:51.278 Kinda reminded me of guys from Men in Black, 00:39:51.396 --> 00:39:54.866 but not as likable, or charming as Will Smith. 00:39:55.000 --> 00:39:56.604 Wait, what kinda questions? 00:39:56.763 --> 00:39:59.020 Questions about terrorism. 00:39:59.526 --> 00:40:02.538 I told them that, like-- I've gone ice fishing with Tom. 00:40:02.849 --> 00:40:06.608 He doesn't know how to make a bomb. He can't even make, like bait in the cold. 00:40:06.737 --> 00:40:08.886 All right, Wade, listen to me. This is really important. 00:40:09.012 --> 00:40:11.102 Don't tell them that we talked, okay? 00:40:14.039 --> 00:40:16.141 You know, I think they already know. 00:40:18.090 --> 00:40:19.696 Mr. Wachowski. 00:40:20.630 --> 00:40:21.783 Tom. 00:40:21.809 --> 00:40:23.766 I want you to know that the only other person 00:40:23.828 --> 00:40:26.896 who have ever punched me in the face was the school bully. 00:40:27.025 --> 00:40:29.830 He hit me in the cafeteria causing a blunt force contusion 00:40:29.980 --> 00:40:32.369 to the soft tissue surrounding my orbital bone. 00:40:32.443 --> 00:40:34.542 Humiliated me in front of the entire school. 00:40:34.695 --> 00:40:36.817 And you know what I did in response? 00:40:36.974 --> 00:40:39.583 I'm assuming that you reported him to the Principal's office, 00:40:39.698 --> 00:40:42.076 'cause, you know that kinda behavior is really unacceptable. 00:40:42.238 --> 00:40:45.142 No, I examined the inefficiency of a world with blunt traumed brain, 00:40:45.280 --> 00:40:48.078 and I used technology to resolve that inefficiency. 00:40:48.225 --> 00:40:50.951 The boy ate his meals through a straw for a year. 00:40:51.222 --> 00:40:54.366 And I have never lost a fight again. Until today. 00:40:55.021 --> 00:40:56.346 Hooray for me then, huh? 00:40:56.458 --> 00:40:59.103 No, because you're about to become the bully with a straw! 00:40:59.251 --> 00:41:01.444 I'm coming for you, Mr. Wachowski. 00:41:01.839 --> 00:41:03.781 And when I catch you I'll-- 00:41:04.746 --> 00:41:06.751 Hello? Hello? 00:41:07.866 --> 00:41:10.484 -Hello? Hello? -I think he actually hung up. 00:41:10.531 --> 00:41:13.867 -Because I noticed that the light isn't on. -Thank you, Officer Brainfart. 00:41:13.998 --> 00:41:16.282 If you give me a second I can get an outside line. 00:41:16.417 --> 00:41:20.388 No, don't be bothered. You just sit there and be you- 00:41:21.594 --> 00:41:23.142 sless. 00:41:30.075 --> 00:41:32.732 No one's gonna erase my memory here? 00:41:33.931 --> 00:41:35.896 I will tell people about this. 00:41:39.002 --> 00:41:42.111 Okay, not exactly the healthiest meal, but... 00:41:43.305 --> 00:41:44.463 Sonic? 00:41:50.717 --> 00:41:52.065 No, no. 00:42:07.364 --> 00:42:08.687 Howdy, partner. 00:42:08.810 --> 00:42:10.599 I'm not your partner, come on, we're leaving. 00:42:10.724 --> 00:42:13.462 But there's a ZZ Top cover band, you gotta see their beards. 00:42:13.545 --> 00:42:16.009 We will have to catch them some other time. Let's go. Get up. 00:42:16.146 --> 00:42:19.458 If we stay I promise I won't say another word for the rest of the trip. 00:42:19.604 --> 00:42:21.021 Starting... now. 00:42:21.594 --> 00:42:23.986 Welcome to the Piston Pit, what can I get you fellas? 00:42:24.212 --> 00:42:28.605 I want nachos and buffalo wings, and guac. Funny word, isn't it? Guac. Guac. 00:42:29.343 --> 00:42:32.275 No kids allowed in here. What's he got on, some kinda mask? 00:42:33.056 --> 00:42:37.640 He's actually 43 years old, and suffers from a very rare skin disease. 00:42:37.788 --> 00:42:40.131 that stunts his growth, and makes him look... 00:42:40.488 --> 00:42:41.888 like-- like that. 00:42:42.027 --> 00:42:45.959 The face I was born with, the confidence I picked up along the way. 00:42:46.543 --> 00:42:48.904 -Make us a Mellow Yellow please. -Okay. 00:42:50.010 --> 00:42:52.748 -You owe me one. -I've never sat on the bar stool before. 00:42:52.904 --> 00:42:56.065 So squishy. Oh, look at this, it spins! 00:42:56.880 --> 00:42:58.146 Yes. 00:42:58.803 --> 00:43:00.807 -I feel sick. -Having fun? 00:43:01.099 --> 00:43:03.866 Gonna check this off your bucket list, huh? Big night for ya? 00:43:03.985 --> 00:43:05.814 What's a bucket list? 00:43:06.020 --> 00:43:07.692 Bucket list is a... 00:43:08.097 --> 00:43:11.298 It's a list of things you wanna do in your life before you... 00:43:11.952 --> 00:43:13.115 well, kick the bucket. 00:43:13.226 --> 00:43:16.150 I've never kicked the bucket either. I gotta make my list. 00:43:21.927 --> 00:43:23.346 Sonic. 00:43:30.356 --> 00:43:31.468 Why? What's the matter? 00:43:31.620 --> 00:43:33.476 There are so much stuff I've never done. 00:43:33.635 --> 00:43:35.916 And now that I'm leaving Earth forever... 00:43:36.452 --> 00:43:38.259 I guess I missed my chance. 00:43:43.422 --> 00:43:46.796 Well, I guess this is the kinda place you can get a lot of live and done 00:43:46.939 --> 00:43:48.665 in a short period of time. 00:43:49.231 --> 00:43:50.936 I suppose we can spare an hour. 00:43:51.113 --> 00:43:53.443 What? You gonna bucket list with me? 00:43:53.771 --> 00:43:56.116 -Sure, why not. -You won't regret this. 00:43:56.350 --> 00:43:57.562 I'm pretty sure I will. 00:44:22.342 --> 00:44:23.878 New high score. 00:44:30.114 --> 00:44:33.886 Wait a second, does this bull missing a head or does it have two butts? 00:44:36.272 --> 00:44:38.384 -This is easy. -Okay. 00:44:43.123 --> 00:44:44.826 I'm a cowboy, baby. 00:44:47.849 --> 00:44:49.334 I'm okay. 00:44:55.805 --> 00:44:56.951 Yeah! 00:44:59.287 --> 00:45:00.899 Yeah, laugh it up. 00:45:01.091 --> 00:45:02.697 Nice work, Romeo. 00:45:03.176 --> 00:45:05.852 -Glad you're having a good time. -I am having a good time. 00:45:05.964 --> 00:45:08.680 I'm having the best time, I mean what could go wrong? 00:45:12.719 --> 00:45:13.951 Can we help you? 00:45:14.304 --> 00:45:18.290 -We don't like your kind around here. -Our kind? What kind is that? 00:45:20.388 --> 00:45:21.583 Hipsters. 00:45:22.143 --> 00:45:23.196 How dare you?! 00:45:23.309 --> 00:45:25.782 Hey, you know what? We were just leaving anyway, weren't we? 00:45:25.919 --> 00:45:27.592 -Not a problem-- -No, no. It's okay. 00:45:27.732 --> 00:45:28.675 No, no. We're leaving. 00:45:28.811 --> 00:45:31.313 I know exactly how to handle this situation. 00:45:32.400 --> 00:45:33.609 Pop quiz hot-shot. 00:45:33.754 --> 00:45:36.405 You just picked a fight with a poorly disguised hedgehog 00:45:36.546 --> 00:45:39.385 who's seen way too many action movies. What do you do? 00:45:39.507 --> 00:45:41.162 What do you do? 00:45:43.833 --> 00:45:46.014 Am I crazy? It was supposed to break, right? 00:45:47.783 --> 00:45:50.607 Break please. Break please. Break please, bottle. Please. 00:45:50.776 --> 00:45:52.148 Sonic? 00:46:03.749 --> 00:46:06.353 -Nice doing. -Thanks. It's awesome, right? 00:46:06.522 --> 00:46:08.509 All right, who's next? Who wants some? 00:46:08.688 --> 00:46:10.266 Who do I get to beat up? 00:46:10.661 --> 00:46:15.063 Hey, has anybody seen my waitress? Still waiting on those buffalo wings. 00:46:15.955 --> 00:46:17.445 Ah, you! 00:46:28.925 --> 00:46:30.127 Really? 00:48:19.074 --> 00:48:21.841 -So, should we get out of here? -Yeah, time to go. 00:48:24.005 --> 00:48:25.026 That was amazing! 00:48:25.229 --> 00:48:28.120 Wait a second, did we even pay our tip? It doesn't matter! 00:48:28.303 --> 00:48:30.926 Watch this. Watch this. I always wanted to do this. 00:48:34.180 --> 00:48:36.654 -Get them! -See ya, suckers. 00:48:37.439 --> 00:48:40.007 I can't say for sure, but I think they liked me. 00:48:46.058 --> 00:48:47.469 -Yes! Yes! -Yeah! 00:48:47.614 --> 00:48:48.245 Ouch! 00:48:48.398 --> 00:48:51.255 -They got you pretty good. -I'm all right, have been hit harder. 00:48:51.413 --> 00:48:53.090 Did you see how much toilet paper I used? 00:48:53.238 --> 00:48:56.750 The next person that goes into that bathroom will have nothing to wipe with. 00:48:57.261 --> 00:49:00.921 The floors were sticky. The crowd was rough. And the odds were against us. 00:49:01.159 --> 00:49:04.421 But there was no stopping Donut Lord and the Blue Blur. 00:49:04.789 --> 00:49:07.230 Scratch another one off my list. 00:49:08.449 --> 00:49:10.362 You are a weird little dude. 00:49:22.874 --> 00:49:25.178 -Okay. -So, what are we gonna do now? 00:49:26.854 --> 00:49:28.914 I'm gonna pass out watching TV. 00:49:29.247 --> 00:49:31.735 -You should, too. -But this is my last night on Earth. 00:49:31.867 --> 00:49:34.190 -I wanna soak up every last second. -All right, well... 00:49:34.330 --> 00:49:37.552 Anything you can find to do in this room, you knock yourself out. 00:49:44.116 --> 00:49:46.208 Good times. 00:49:48.507 --> 00:49:49.960 Oh, come on. 00:49:50.231 --> 00:49:54.293 -That's awful, what did you eat? -I think it's called a chili dog. 00:49:54.985 --> 00:49:57.675 You might wanna check your fur on that one, buddy. 00:49:58.223 --> 00:50:01.212 Hey, so what's this next planet you're supposed to go to like? 00:50:01.465 --> 00:50:04.320 It's no Earth. I can tell you that. There's no people. 00:50:04.456 --> 00:50:07.377 Just breathable air and giant mushrooms, and stuff. 00:50:07.909 --> 00:50:09.622 Well, look at it this way. 00:50:10.001 --> 00:50:12.249 At least you won't be the only fun-gi. 00:50:12.905 --> 00:50:15.460 No, don't ever do that again. 00:50:16.598 --> 00:50:17.950 I liked it. 00:50:19.816 --> 00:50:21.807 I'm really gonna miss this place. 00:50:22.067 --> 00:50:25.622 I know I have to leave Earth to be safe, but what if Longclaw was wrong? 00:50:26.910 --> 00:50:28.915 Maybe I could have a life here. 00:50:33.588 --> 00:50:35.927 All right, we should get some sleep. 00:50:37.363 --> 00:50:40.519 You sleep, don't worry about me, I'm gonna stay up all night 00:50:40.663 --> 00:50:42.446 enjoying Earth while I can. 00:50:42.640 --> 00:50:43.976 Sure, kid. 00:50:44.619 --> 00:50:46.763 As long as we're on the road by eight. 00:51:10.657 --> 00:51:14.777 Thomas Wachowski, accused of committing an act of domestic terrorism. 00:51:15.326 --> 00:51:17.974 Wachowski is considered armed and dangerous. 00:51:18.237 --> 00:51:21.249 Any information regarding his whereabouts should be reported 00:51:21.401 --> 00:51:23.234 to local authorities immediately. 00:51:29.454 --> 00:51:31.408 Did he say where he was going? 00:51:34.481 --> 00:51:36.759 Maybe. Maybe not. 00:51:37.896 --> 00:51:39.599 Like I'd ever tell you. 00:51:40.944 --> 00:51:42.503 Stand down, Agent Stone. 00:51:42.575 --> 00:51:45.043 This well-meaning citizen obviously doesn't understand 00:51:45.196 --> 00:51:47.154 the urgency of the matter. 00:51:49.484 --> 00:51:50.945 Really? 00:51:53.203 --> 00:51:55.915 Now, that's what I call 'good cop, bad cop'. 00:51:58.922 --> 00:52:00.510 Left yourself open. 00:52:03.064 --> 00:52:05.055 Judging by the quickest route to San Francisco, 00:52:05.239 --> 00:52:08.292 the approximate speed of their vehicle and local weather conditions... 00:52:09.878 --> 00:52:11.455 They should be... 00:52:12.114 --> 00:52:14.053 right about... 00:52:15.091 --> 00:52:16.434 here. 00:52:16.734 --> 00:52:19.964 -That's brilliant, Sir. -Thanks... for nothing. 00:52:22.895 --> 00:52:25.373 -So, what's on your bucket list? -Me? 00:52:25.507 --> 00:52:28.318 -Yeah, everyone has a bucket list, right? -Well, sure, but... 00:52:28.454 --> 00:52:30.295 I mean, you are the one leaving Earth. 00:52:30.676 --> 00:52:32.665 And I'm not planning on dying anytime soon. 00:52:32.812 --> 00:52:35.978 Don't be so sure, your best friend is a magnet for danger. 00:52:36.117 --> 00:52:38.034 You're anointing yourself as the bestie? 00:52:39.224 --> 00:52:41.197 Little presumptuous, but... I mean... 00:52:41.671 --> 00:52:43.821 I like you, of course, but... 00:52:44.050 --> 00:52:45.785 You know, we're not best friends. 00:52:46.153 --> 00:52:47.885 You tucked me in last night. 00:52:48.089 --> 00:52:51.178 -Fine, fine. Best animal friend. -That would be my dog Ozzy. 00:52:51.287 --> 00:52:55.112 Okay, let's trap this increasingly humiliating topic of conversation. 00:52:55.338 --> 00:52:57.124 Bucket list. Give it to me. 00:52:57.549 --> 00:52:59.491 Okay, there is one thing. 00:53:00.399 --> 00:53:02.320 In Green Hills I've always felt, 00:53:02.703 --> 00:53:05.874 I don't know, more like a baby sitter than a real cop, you know? 00:53:06.062 --> 00:53:08.892 So, I want a chance to prove myself under real pressure. 00:53:09.065 --> 00:53:11.830 I'm gonna move to San Francisco, become a street cop. 00:53:12.445 --> 00:53:15.090 And, I don't know, see if I have what it takes. 00:53:16.252 --> 00:53:17.471 What? 00:53:18.735 --> 00:53:22.260 -Why is your face doing that? -You're leaving Green Hills?! 00:53:22.994 --> 00:53:24.982 -Okay. -Bu-- But-- But why? 00:53:25.032 --> 00:53:28.093 -Why would you leave Green Hills? -This maybe hard for you to understand, 00:53:28.232 --> 00:53:30.867 but Green Hills is a small town, it's a very small town. 00:53:31.005 --> 00:53:33.467 It's not small. There are hundreds of people. 00:53:33.626 --> 00:53:35.165 That's a small town, dude. 00:53:35.320 --> 00:53:37.976 It's a perfect town, and the people need you. 00:53:38.081 --> 00:53:41.427 Please, I clean up their gutters, I jumpstart their cars in the winter. 00:53:41.563 --> 00:53:43.254 They can call anybody to do that. 00:53:43.377 --> 00:53:46.886 Sure, they can call anybody, but the don't. They call you. 00:54:03.996 --> 00:54:06.128 Eeny meeny miny... 00:54:07.341 --> 00:54:08.722 mayhem. 00:54:19.756 --> 00:54:21.934 -You're not making any sense. -Would you calm down? 00:54:21.938 --> 00:54:23.976 You come from a great town with great people, 00:54:24.126 --> 00:54:26.776 and by my count zero bad guys trying to kill you. 00:54:29.035 --> 00:54:31.505 Besides, what could possibly be more important 00:54:31.645 --> 00:54:33.961 than protecting the people you care about? 00:54:39.997 --> 00:54:41.519 Look, I get-- 00:54:43.337 --> 00:54:44.664 Yeah! 00:54:51.939 --> 00:54:55.614 You know what? I was wrong about you. You're not the Donut Lord at all. 00:54:55.739 --> 00:54:57.597 You're more like the Jerk Lord. 00:54:57.746 --> 00:55:00.330 Have you noticed the harpoon stuck in our dash?! 00:55:06.333 --> 00:55:07.196 Sonic! 00:55:07.363 --> 00:55:10.961 I was forced from my home, your home is perfect and you're leaving it. 00:55:11.108 --> 00:55:12.746 Why would you do that? 00:55:12.871 --> 00:55:15.201 -Your body! -No, no! Not again! 00:55:15.437 --> 00:55:17.233 -Hey, hold on! -Why? 00:55:17.353 --> 00:55:18.722 Because I'm gonna do this. 00:55:37.310 --> 00:55:38.518 Sonic! 00:55:39.932 --> 00:55:41.343 Sonic! 00:55:45.445 --> 00:55:47.911 Guess I had a bonus life. 00:55:50.474 --> 00:55:51.669 Yeah, baby! 00:55:51.868 --> 00:55:54.044 Sonic - one, big tank - zero. 00:55:54.374 --> 00:55:56.224 I'm sorry. Did we get this on camera? 00:55:56.336 --> 00:55:58.706 -How are you not dead? -I have no idea. 00:55:59.157 --> 00:56:00.495 But do you see me dancing? 00:56:00.648 --> 00:56:03.157 -Yes, I saw your dance. -Is that all you've got? 00:56:03.303 --> 00:56:05.241 No, but thank you for asking. 00:56:08.961 --> 00:56:10.060 Sonic! 00:56:10.512 --> 00:56:13.106 -Get back in the truck! -You go, I'll catch up. 00:56:24.293 --> 00:56:26.569 I think that tank just had a baby. 00:56:39.156 --> 00:56:40.590 Incoming! 00:56:42.708 --> 00:56:45.316 -It's my turn! -You just had. Now it's mine! 00:56:45.479 --> 00:56:47.590 Hey, stop fighting, or I'm taking that thing away! 00:56:47.771 --> 00:56:48.921 Yeah, right, Dad. 00:57:00.827 --> 00:57:02.819 -Where are you going? -Just drive the car. 00:57:02.987 --> 00:57:04.502 I'll take care of this. 00:57:04.691 --> 00:57:06.556 And if I don't make it, just ditch me, 00:57:06.698 --> 00:57:08.074 you seem good at that. 00:57:17.590 --> 00:57:19.749 Hey, everyone, welcome back to my livestream. 00:57:19.867 --> 00:57:22.095 Today, we're destroying robots. Step one. 00:57:27.277 --> 00:57:28.844 Yes! We did it! 00:57:33.585 --> 00:57:36.100 We did not do it. Who is this guy? 00:57:36.511 --> 00:57:38.680 Ever wonder where your tax dollars are going? 00:57:38.836 --> 00:57:41.173 My turn, here, just keep us going straight. 00:57:41.528 --> 00:57:42.872 I put on cruise control. 00:57:43.126 --> 00:57:46.763 I feel just like Vin Diesel. It's all about family, Tom. 00:57:53.942 --> 00:57:57.731 Quick suggestion. Roll up into a ball and smash him with your body. 00:57:58.968 --> 00:58:01.312 Whoa! Where'd you learn how to drive?! 00:58:01.490 --> 00:58:04.031 Here, in this truck, it's happening as we speak. 00:58:07.044 --> 00:58:08.964 I can't reach it, bring it in closer. 00:58:09.099 --> 00:58:11.471 -What? -Bring it in closer. Hit the brakes. 00:58:11.724 --> 00:58:14.656 -Oh, you mean this one? -The other brakes! 00:58:29.053 --> 00:58:32.221 Give me a big fat break! 00:58:38.271 --> 00:58:40.305 This one is cute, let's keep him. 00:58:43.907 --> 00:58:45.020 Oh, come on! 00:58:45.154 --> 00:58:47.476 How can something so adorable be so terrible. 00:58:50.810 --> 00:58:52.704 You got car insurance, right? 00:58:59.091 --> 00:59:00.525 Buzz off! 00:59:00.911 --> 00:59:03.597 -That doesn't sound good. -No, beeping means bad! Get rid of it! 00:59:03.711 --> 00:59:04.439 I'm trying. 00:59:04.558 --> 00:59:06.532 Just throw it off the window! Throw it anywhere! 00:59:06.659 --> 00:59:09.018 -I can't get it off! -All right, I'm pulling over. 00:59:16.595 --> 00:59:18.426 -Did I get it? -No. 00:59:20.218 --> 00:59:21.788 Here, hold still. 00:59:22.541 --> 00:59:24.322 It's going. It's going. 00:59:24.570 --> 00:59:25.926 It's still here. 00:59:29.072 --> 00:59:32.291 Get off me! Nailed it! 00:59:41.958 --> 00:59:43.285 Sonic! 00:59:50.418 --> 00:59:51.635 No, no. 00:59:58.654 --> 01:00:00.379 Hey, come on. You're all right. 01:00:00.522 --> 01:00:02.689 Wake up. Wake up. 01:00:09.425 --> 01:00:10.831 Did we get them? 01:00:11.552 --> 01:00:13.430 Oh, no, there they are. 01:00:13.698 --> 01:00:16.435 They are real survivors, those two. 01:00:21.368 --> 01:00:23.164 Can we have a moment? 01:00:25.598 --> 01:00:27.630 Pin yourself to the wall. 01:00:28.566 --> 01:00:30.784 You know, I won't miss you when you're gone. 01:00:30.909 --> 01:00:34.849 Human beings are unreliable and stupid, and I care very little about them. 01:00:34.986 --> 01:00:37.323 But my machines are diligent, relentless. 01:00:37.531 --> 01:00:39.478 They're everything to me! 01:00:53.977 --> 01:00:55.551 Interesting. 01:01:17.322 --> 01:01:19.919 Hold on, buddy. You'll be all right. 01:01:20.391 --> 01:01:21.775 You'll be all right. 01:01:26.554 --> 01:01:29.392 -I beg you, Rachel. No. It's emergency. -No, no. Not today. Goodbye. Bye bye. 01:01:29.530 --> 01:01:31.509 -Would you stop? Open it please. Maddie! -Bye. Bye. 01:01:31.537 --> 01:01:34.704 -Don't do this to me please. It's important. -Tom! Oh my God. Rachel let him in! 01:01:34.832 --> 01:01:37.608 I am calling the Police. No, I am calling the FBI. I am calling the CIA. 01:01:37.620 --> 01:01:39.113 -I am calling someone. -Don't do that. 01:01:39.172 --> 01:01:40.713 -I'm calling your Mother. -Okay. Got it. 01:01:40.847 --> 01:01:42.624 -Maddie, can we just-- -Tom, what's going on? 01:01:42.667 --> 01:01:44.886 You're all over the news. I've been trying to call you. 01:01:44.901 --> 01:01:46.887 I had to ditch my phone so they couldn't track me. 01:01:46.817 --> 01:01:48.108 -Ditch his phone? -Track? You? 01:01:48.238 --> 01:01:49.924 -Uncle Tommy! -Jojo! Hey. 01:01:50.054 --> 01:01:53.235 -Now your niece is an accessory to treason. -She's not. 01:01:53.435 --> 01:01:56.541 -Would you calm down. -Calm down? I will not calm down! 01:01:56.693 --> 01:02:00.045 Yes, calm down. Stop talking. No, Ozzy, please. I know, good to see you. 01:02:00.251 --> 01:02:03.130 - No, no! Ozzy, stop! -Oh, good ol' Lord Baby Jesus! 01:02:03.353 --> 01:02:06.070 What is that, Tom? Is it plutonium? Is it emails? 01:02:06.195 --> 01:02:09.586 Yes, it's plutonium. Can we just please-- Can we just go to your room and talk-- 01:02:09.610 --> 01:02:10.710 Stop it, Ozzy! Quit it! 01:02:10.850 --> 01:02:13.368 -This is why I told you he was no good. -I'm not engaging-- 01:02:13.656 --> 01:02:15.238 -No, Ozzy, quit it! -Door now open. 01:02:15.366 --> 01:02:16.281 -Locked. -No, it's unlocked. 01:02:16.871 --> 01:02:18.954 Ozzy, no! Ozzy! No, no! 01:02:20.646 --> 01:02:22.084 Oh, catch me, Jojo. 01:02:24.148 --> 01:02:25.822 Oh, thank God! 01:02:27.084 --> 01:02:28.349 Can I get a glass of water? 01:04:09.526 --> 01:04:13.006 I just thought you might like a latte with steamed Austrian goat milk. 01:04:13.461 --> 01:04:16.807 What do I look like, an imbecile? Of course, I want a latte! 01:04:17.027 --> 01:04:18.946 I love the way you make them! 01:04:25.485 --> 01:04:27.903 Ready the prototype. 01:04:28.413 --> 01:04:33.838 With this kind of power my machines can finally reach their full potential. 01:04:40.242 --> 01:04:42.098 He's gonna be okay, Jojo. 01:04:43.490 --> 01:04:45.840 Oh, thank God. He's gonna be okay, right? 01:04:46.137 --> 01:04:48.874 I'm a vet, Tom, I don't even know what I'm looking at here. 01:04:49.004 --> 01:04:50.963 Well, he's a hedgehog... Or so he says. 01:04:51.168 --> 01:04:52.857 -It talks? -Almost constantly. 01:04:53.162 --> 01:04:54.179 Okay. 01:04:55.937 --> 01:04:57.021 -Holy... -What? 01:04:57.196 --> 01:04:58.816 Its pulse is super fast. 01:04:58.958 --> 01:05:01.077 Well, that actually might be normal for him. 01:05:01.130 --> 01:05:04.433 -I don't know. You gotta help him, Maddie. -I don't know his physiology. 01:05:04.568 --> 01:05:07.486 He doesn't seem to have any broken bones. He's just... 01:05:08.371 --> 01:05:09.911 really banged up. 01:05:11.209 --> 01:05:13.176 Look at its poor little feet. 01:05:16.785 --> 01:05:19.381 Hang in there, buddy. You gonna be all right. 01:05:22.629 --> 01:05:25.247 Jojo, untie your Mo-- Jojo! 01:05:25.674 --> 01:05:28.284 Untie Mommy. Sweetie. 01:05:28.987 --> 01:05:30.110 Jojo! 01:05:33.001 --> 01:05:34.619 I have to go to the bathroom. 01:05:34.766 --> 01:05:36.459 He's gonna be okay, right? 01:05:36.608 --> 01:05:39.139 Like he's gonna snap outta this. He'll wake up soon. 01:05:39.336 --> 01:05:41.637 Oh, smelling salts! Don't you have like vet smelling salts, 01:05:41.778 --> 01:05:44.006 like for cats, or parakeets or something? 01:05:44.156 --> 01:05:47.074 -No, they don't make cat smelling salts. -They should. 01:05:47.504 --> 01:05:51.583 I have human smelling salts in my human first aid kit. 01:05:52.864 --> 01:05:54.113 Okay. 01:05:56.312 --> 01:05:57.460 Come on, buddy. 01:05:57.607 --> 01:05:58.939 Gotta go fast! 01:06:02.356 --> 01:06:04.715 Where am I? What year is it? Is the Rock President? 01:06:04.841 --> 01:06:06.787 Whoa, whoa, buddy. You're okay. Calm down. 01:06:06.923 --> 01:06:09.129 -Oh, hi Pretzel Lady! -Hi. 01:06:10.051 --> 01:06:11.051 Tom? 01:06:11.222 --> 01:06:13.004 -Yeah? -Can I talk to you please? 01:06:16.170 --> 01:06:18.217 Space hedgehog, stay there. Try to rest. 01:06:18.339 --> 01:06:21.531 You got it. I am great at resting. I rest better than anybody. 01:06:21.920 --> 01:06:23.305 Still talking. 01:06:23.433 --> 01:06:27.070 First of all, can we take a moment to acknowledge how under control I've been. 01:06:27.185 --> 01:06:28.548 -Amazing. -Didn't freak out. 01:06:28.665 --> 01:06:30.525 -No. -Totally calm. 01:06:30.933 --> 01:06:32.477 Thank you. 01:06:33.195 --> 01:06:34.885 Second of all, 01:06:35.398 --> 01:06:38.341 what the heck is going on?! Is that thing an alien? 01:06:38.497 --> 01:06:42.903 Okay, so, remember how Crazy Carl is always going on about the Blue Devil? 01:06:43.782 --> 01:06:45.897 -That's him. He's real? -Dah! 01:06:46.021 --> 01:06:48.492 What is he doing here? What are you doing here? 01:06:49.633 --> 01:06:52.787 I kinda sorta shot our little blue friend with your tranq gun. 01:06:52.912 --> 01:06:55.215 -No, you did not! -I didn't-- I didn't mean to. 01:06:55.330 --> 01:06:57.386 Okay, this is kinda hard for me to explain. 01:06:57.451 --> 01:06:59.187 And it's gonna sound a little bit crazy. 01:06:59.313 --> 01:07:02.663 He has to get to the Transamerica building, and I promised I'd take him. 01:07:03.992 --> 01:07:05.127 Aliens? 01:07:05.392 --> 01:07:07.401 Maddie, your husband's lost his mind. 01:07:07.548 --> 01:07:11.154 You can use this as an opportunity to leave him. No one would judge you. 01:07:16.159 --> 01:07:18.537 So you won't hurt your feet anymore. 01:07:19.035 --> 01:07:20.393 Really? 01:07:21.362 --> 01:07:23.675 No one's ever given me a gift before. 01:07:24.484 --> 01:07:26.685 I gotta check it off my bucket list. 01:07:36.065 --> 01:07:37.986 All right. Lookin' good. 01:07:41.109 --> 01:07:42.269 Okay. 01:07:42.529 --> 01:07:45.430 You said you wanted to help people in real trouble, right? 01:07:45.905 --> 01:07:47.280 Well, that's what you're doing. 01:07:47.475 --> 01:07:50.979 Blue alien hedgehogs still count as people, right? 01:07:51.137 --> 01:07:52.393 -I think so, too. -Yeah. 01:07:52.522 --> 01:07:54.038 -I think. -Okay. 01:07:54.198 --> 01:07:57.888 I love you. Did I tell you that already? I don't deserve you, you know that? 01:07:58.077 --> 01:07:59.624 I know that. 01:08:02.118 --> 01:08:03.106 So, 01:08:03.206 --> 01:08:06.790 you're supposed to be Tom's best friend that he won't shut up about. 01:08:08.375 --> 01:08:10.201 Well, I don't see the appeal. 01:08:11.984 --> 01:08:14.677 Stop. That is very gross. 01:08:16.793 --> 01:08:17.848 -Hey. -Hey. 01:08:17.960 --> 01:08:19.059 So, 01:08:19.192 --> 01:08:21.317 my truck still runs, but it's pretty much total. 01:08:21.436 --> 01:08:23.633 You think your sister would mind if we borrowed her car? 01:08:23.761 --> 01:08:25.553 You have got to be kidding me! 01:08:26.279 --> 01:08:28.508 -She'll be fine. -Yes, let's do that. 01:08:28.853 --> 01:08:31.045 This is my house! 01:08:33.435 --> 01:08:36.729 Whoa, whoa... Now this is my turn. And I pull around him. 01:08:36.877 --> 01:08:39.390 Sorry. And... perfect park. 01:08:39.691 --> 01:08:42.411 -What are you, crazy? -Is there anything you didn't hit? 01:08:42.548 --> 01:08:45.301 -Why did we let the alien drive? -Hey, I got us here. 01:08:45.465 --> 01:08:47.375 And please, five stars. 01:08:48.567 --> 01:08:49.927 So, this is it? 01:08:50.113 --> 01:08:51.760 That's it. That's your pyramid. 01:08:52.295 --> 01:08:55.362 -Wow! Look at that thing. -What happens now? 01:08:56.268 --> 01:08:58.838 -Oh, he's... gone. -Yup. 01:09:00.090 --> 01:09:02.798 No good. You need a special key to get to the roof. 01:09:03.779 --> 01:09:05.355 What now? 01:09:05.518 --> 01:09:08.710 Time for me to abuse the power entrusted to me. 01:09:18.568 --> 01:09:19.942 We got a jumper on the roof. 01:09:20.064 --> 01:09:23.393 Gotta get up there fast, or we gonna have a human pancake on our hands. 01:09:23.564 --> 01:09:25.870 You came all the way from Montana? 01:09:26.121 --> 01:09:28.346 Yup, that's how serious it is. 01:09:32.786 --> 01:09:34.128 Okay. 01:09:35.547 --> 01:09:37.163 You just saved a life. 01:09:40.627 --> 01:09:41.987 Come on. Come on. 01:09:45.804 --> 01:09:48.453 How much longer? I can't breathe in here. 01:09:50.629 --> 01:09:52.919 Hello? Anybody there? 01:09:53.083 --> 01:09:55.037 Do you have your child in that bag? 01:09:55.268 --> 01:09:56.411 No. 01:09:56.578 --> 01:09:59.025 I mean yes, it's a child, but it's not mine. 01:10:00.147 --> 01:10:01.524 It's not your child? 01:10:01.888 --> 01:10:03.919 Relax, I'm a cop, okay? 01:10:04.041 --> 01:10:05.872 Plus he likes it in there, don't you, buddy? 01:10:06.009 --> 01:10:07.306 Why would I like it in here? 01:10:07.446 --> 01:10:10.332 This is worse than the dog cage you had me in earlier. 01:10:11.043 --> 01:10:12.785 Such a kidder. 01:10:13.791 --> 01:10:15.207 Okay. 01:10:15.318 --> 01:10:17.958 No, I'm scared of the dark! Is anybody there? 01:10:31.148 --> 01:10:33.259 What were you keeping in this bag? 01:10:33.492 --> 01:10:35.222 A jar of pickled farts? 01:10:35.381 --> 01:10:37.665 All right, all right, what are we looking for? 01:10:40.215 --> 01:10:41.493 This! 01:10:41.954 --> 01:10:44.082 Okay, what happens now? 01:10:44.192 --> 01:10:47.604 Now, all I have to do is think of where I want the other end of the ring to appear, 01:10:47.734 --> 01:10:49.426 -and I throw it. -So, that's it? 01:10:49.802 --> 01:10:51.729 -We did it? -Yeah. We did it. 01:10:52.455 --> 01:10:55.944 Hey, sorry we didn't get to do everything on your bucket list, pal. 01:10:56.108 --> 01:10:58.940 It's okay. I did the ones I needed the most. 01:10:59.866 --> 01:11:03.564 -You two are so cute, like... -Oh, please. What? 01:11:03.704 --> 01:11:05.746 -We are not. -No, we're not cute. 01:11:05.886 --> 01:11:09.017 We are a couple of loose cannons just living by our own rules. 01:11:09.141 --> 01:11:10.681 -Exactly. Yeah. -Really? 01:11:10.824 --> 01:11:13.980 And our rules include expressing heartfelt emotions. 01:11:14.131 --> 01:11:15.308 If you say so. 01:11:15.539 --> 01:11:17.045 Okay then. 01:11:17.328 --> 01:11:18.378 All right. 01:11:19.454 --> 01:11:21.454 -You gotta go, right? -Yeah, I gotta go, so... 01:11:21.571 --> 01:11:24.743 -I gotta go. We gotta go, too. -So, see-- All right. Bye bye. 01:11:28.939 --> 01:11:30.571 Just one more thing. 01:11:38.648 --> 01:11:40.783 I'm sorry I was so hard on you. 01:11:43.225 --> 01:11:46.052 I know it's a tough decision for you to leave Green Hills. 01:11:46.420 --> 01:11:49.125 Walking away from something you care about 01:11:49.595 --> 01:11:51.282 has to be painful. 01:11:51.416 --> 01:11:53.457 You're not sure you really wanna go, huh? 01:11:54.294 --> 01:11:57.199 I don't wanna go, but I can't stay. 01:11:57.738 --> 01:12:00.509 As long as I'm here I put everyone in danger. 01:12:00.880 --> 01:12:02.375 I can't do that. 01:12:03.316 --> 01:12:06.034 I just want you to know that these last two days 01:12:06.168 --> 01:12:09.917 have been the best two days of my life. 01:12:12.984 --> 01:12:14.655 You know I never though I'd say this 01:12:14.787 --> 01:12:17.297 but I'm actually gonna miss you, you little Blue Devil. 01:12:17.444 --> 01:12:19.490 I'll miss you too, Donut Lord. 01:12:20.323 --> 01:12:21.480 Thank you. 01:12:22.191 --> 01:12:23.471 For what? 01:12:24.101 --> 01:12:25.682 For saving my life. 01:12:43.672 --> 01:12:46.573 Okay, did someone leave their 'Find my Phone' on? 01:13:12.874 --> 01:13:15.935 Welcome to San Francisco, Mr. Wachowski. 01:13:16.619 --> 01:13:18.454 Are you enjoying the clam chowder? 01:13:18.568 --> 01:13:20.988 It's the government wack job who keeps trying to kill us, 01:13:21.103 --> 01:13:21.932 unsuccessfully. 01:13:22.338 --> 01:13:24.416 Nice of you to swing by on your way to Comic-Con. 01:13:24.548 --> 01:13:26.044 Yeah, what are you wearing? 01:13:27.576 --> 01:13:29.052 It's a flight suit. 01:13:29.232 --> 01:13:31.895 Designed to modulate my body temperature and reduce drag. 01:13:32.124 --> 01:13:34.019 Yeah, and yet you're still are one. 01:13:34.435 --> 01:13:37.287 Good one, you are catching fire, Thomas. 01:13:37.668 --> 01:13:40.573 Oh, and speaking of heat, I see you've taken a lover. 01:13:40.716 --> 01:13:44.277 Does she have a name, or should we just call her 'collateral damage'? 01:13:44.486 --> 01:13:45.698 Hey, watch your mouth! 01:13:45.842 --> 01:13:48.269 Unless you want a little more of what I gave you earlier? 01:13:48.393 --> 01:13:49.474 Punched him in a face. 01:13:49.591 --> 01:13:51.965 Oh, you punched him right in the face. It was awesome. 01:13:52.102 --> 01:13:55.001 The time for talking is over! It's time to push buttons. 01:13:55.134 --> 01:13:57.965 Your flying eggs are pretty impressive, Mr. Eggman. 01:13:58.197 --> 01:14:00.627 But let's face it, you'll never catch me. 01:14:00.766 --> 01:14:02.293 Confidence, 01:14:02.570 --> 01:14:04.859 a fool's substitute for intelligence. 01:14:12.334 --> 01:14:14.014 That's not good. 01:14:14.408 --> 01:14:17.607 Sonic, I know you got the super speed and everything, but Maddie and I-- 01:14:17.730 --> 01:14:19.877 Totally defenseless, probably gonna get blown up? 01:14:19.998 --> 01:14:21.321 Pretty much, yeah. 01:14:21.876 --> 01:14:24.600 Don't worry, I know exactly what to do. 01:14:31.796 --> 01:14:33.778 I was not expecting that. 01:14:34.058 --> 01:14:37.199 But I was expecting not to expect something, so it doesn't count. 01:15:37.557 --> 01:15:38.809 Come on! 01:15:38.937 --> 01:15:41.133 Com-- Com-- Come on! Come on! 01:16:07.605 --> 01:16:10.080 Hi Tom. Glad you're here. 01:16:10.218 --> 01:16:13.430 Could use some help. Old Bessie is about to give birth. 01:16:14.096 --> 01:16:15.444 Give me a minute. 01:16:18.156 --> 01:16:21.265 Can I give you one genius piece of advice? 01:16:21.856 --> 01:16:23.268 Don't run. 01:16:23.408 --> 01:16:25.550 It'll only hurt more if you do. 01:16:25.770 --> 01:16:28.146 And it's bad for your joints, they proved it. 01:16:28.289 --> 01:16:32.023 All right, Eggman, you wanna get fast? Let's get fast. 01:16:35.004 --> 01:16:36.925 The hard way it is. 01:16:55.651 --> 01:16:57.952 That was an illegal left, by the way. 01:17:00.219 --> 01:17:02.041 So, here we are again. 01:17:02.183 --> 01:17:03.909 We've been through so much together. 01:17:04.026 --> 01:17:06.550 Now you understand why there's a psychotic robot-doctor 01:17:06.681 --> 01:17:08.912 chasing a super sonic blue hedgehog. 01:17:08.998 --> 01:17:10.260 Wanna know how it ends? 01:17:10.410 --> 01:17:11.864 Yeah, me too. 01:17:29.287 --> 01:17:32.695 How is this possible?! No one's ever caught up to me before. 01:17:40.470 --> 01:17:41.959 Coming through! 01:17:44.916 --> 01:17:46.878 Excusez-moi, monsieur. 01:17:50.800 --> 01:17:53.340 Here we go. Room to open it up. 01:18:02.336 --> 01:18:03.848 I can't lose him! 01:18:18.184 --> 01:18:20.760 If you can't beat him, blind him. 01:18:23.758 --> 01:18:25.850 Lost visual contact. 01:18:30.595 --> 01:18:32.642 You're not allowed up there! 01:18:32.803 --> 01:18:34.939 It's one of the Seven Wonders. 01:18:58.871 --> 01:19:01.158 -Get out of here! -Go! Go! 01:19:08.415 --> 01:19:11.440 You're an astonishing little creature. 01:19:14.102 --> 01:19:16.104 It'll be funny to take you back to the lab 01:19:16.260 --> 01:19:18.825 for a litany of invasive exploratory procedures. 01:19:19.467 --> 01:19:21.771 Any last words? 01:19:21.968 --> 01:19:23.382 Guac. 01:19:23.627 --> 01:19:25.268 I like that word. 01:19:26.198 --> 01:19:28.667 I don't have to tell you how many scientific breakthroughs 01:19:28.800 --> 01:19:31.170 have been made possible by animal testing. 01:19:31.294 --> 01:19:32.645 You're being very selfish. 01:19:32.786 --> 01:19:34.623 -Going my way? -What a-- 01:19:40.216 --> 01:19:42.383 Who the hell do you think you are?! 01:19:45.466 --> 01:19:47.454 I'm the Donut Lord, you son of a-- 01:19:52.048 --> 01:19:54.179 Autopilot, adjust. 01:19:54.626 --> 01:19:55.787 Why? 01:19:56.168 --> 01:19:59.358 Why would you throw your life away for this thing? 01:19:59.514 --> 01:20:01.057 That's why I don't have friends. 01:20:01.215 --> 01:20:03.220 Next thing you know, you're somebody's best man, 01:20:03.367 --> 01:20:05.097 they wanna have the wedding out of town. 01:20:05.236 --> 01:20:07.320 Like nobody has anything better to do! 01:20:07.528 --> 01:20:09.552 Anyway, where were we? 01:20:09.748 --> 01:20:10.858 Oh, yes, 01:20:11.028 --> 01:20:12.765 you were about to die. 01:20:14.691 --> 01:20:16.825 It's our Sheriff you're messing with. 01:20:18.139 --> 01:20:19.818 Do you know Blue Devil? 01:20:19.982 --> 01:20:23.012 Who everyone can see is a very real creature, 01:20:23.396 --> 01:20:26.365 and not at all invented by me! 01:20:28.539 --> 01:20:30.509 -Be careful. -Just-- pull it away-- 01:20:30.659 --> 01:20:31.848 Tom. 01:20:45.147 --> 01:20:47.458 I don't mean to be indelicate here. 01:20:47.824 --> 01:20:50.859 But someone should get some ice to keep the body fresh. 01:20:53.602 --> 01:20:56.251 He's just a silly little alien. 01:20:56.487 --> 01:20:58.437 He didn't belong here! 01:20:59.969 --> 01:21:01.539 That little alien 01:21:02.168 --> 01:21:05.570 knew more about being human than you ever will. 01:21:06.367 --> 01:21:08.238 His name was Sonic. 01:21:08.604 --> 01:21:10.416 This was his home. 01:21:11.001 --> 01:21:12.892 And he was my friend. 01:21:37.549 --> 01:21:39.185 He's all yours. 01:21:40.451 --> 01:21:41.864 Everyone get back! 01:21:45.354 --> 01:21:48.242 I think you have something that belongs to me. 01:21:58.954 --> 01:22:00.865 This is my power! 01:22:01.053 --> 01:22:03.466 And I'm not using it to run away anymore. 01:22:03.647 --> 01:22:06.912 I'm using it to protect my friends! 01:23:05.443 --> 01:23:06.791 Now you've done it! 01:23:06.956 --> 01:23:09.655 Guess what, Eggman, I'm not leaving Earth. 01:23:09.826 --> 01:23:11.195 You are! 01:23:11.333 --> 01:23:12.684 Donut Lord? 01:24:01.540 --> 01:24:04.296 -Told you you got this. -Hey, we got this. 01:24:16.920 --> 01:24:19.557 -These belong to you. -Thank you very much. 01:24:20.395 --> 01:24:22.419 No more pushing people off the buildings. 01:24:22.584 --> 01:24:24.209 You know I can't promise that. 01:24:27.287 --> 01:24:30.389 -You did pretty good, space hog. -Thanks, Donut Lord. 01:24:30.538 --> 01:24:33.365 You gonna have to explain this 'Donut Lord' thing. 01:24:33.520 --> 01:24:36.071 Nope, sorry, that's for me and our little guy. Right? 01:24:36.370 --> 01:24:38.515 We got our thing, you got your thing with your... 01:24:38.634 --> 01:24:40.252 -sister. -Oh my God, my sister. 01:24:40.419 --> 01:24:42.751 Gotta go fast. Gotta go fast. 01:24:44.502 --> 01:24:46.561 Jojo, put on my Fitbit. 01:24:47.357 --> 01:24:49.175 Then I'll at least get some steps. 01:24:49.329 --> 01:24:51.158 We can never go back there. 01:24:52.036 --> 01:24:53.568 I mean, are we? 01:24:55.599 --> 01:24:57.976 'Cause it kinda feels like we're home right now. 01:24:58.481 --> 01:25:00.190 Really? 01:25:01.360 --> 01:25:03.885 I kinda feel like I checked the 'save the life' 01:25:04.053 --> 01:25:05.904 box off my bucket list. 01:25:08.337 --> 01:25:12.086 Now all I wanna do is to spend my life with the people I care about. 01:25:13.555 --> 01:25:15.611 I wanna check that box. 01:25:16.064 --> 01:25:17.976 Okay. I like that. 01:25:18.249 --> 01:25:20.807 All right, everybody. Nothing to see here. 01:25:21.345 --> 01:25:24.014 Disperse. Just another ordinary day in Green Hills. 01:25:24.165 --> 01:25:25.988 Carl, I'll take that chainsaw. 01:25:26.284 --> 01:25:28.070 Come on, let's go! 01:25:28.262 --> 01:25:30.427 You act like you've never seen a fight between 01:25:30.580 --> 01:25:34.532 an intergalactic space rodent and a robot with a doctorate. 01:25:43.672 --> 01:25:45.134 You got enough there? 01:25:45.403 --> 01:25:47.464 -Yes, Mr. Manager. -You need any more? 01:25:47.693 --> 01:25:49.016 Get that-- 01:25:59.682 --> 01:26:01.679 Mr. and Mrs. Wachowski? 01:26:02.347 --> 01:26:03.690 Yes? 01:26:05.744 --> 01:26:07.844 A token of appreciation from your government. 01:26:08.011 --> 01:26:11.309 For keeping quiet about recent incidents, which never occurred. 01:26:13.381 --> 01:26:14.650 Wow! 01:26:15.030 --> 01:26:17.548 -Wonder what it is. -Money to fix the house? 01:26:17.713 --> 01:26:19.966 -Letter from the President? -You'll see. 01:26:20.408 --> 01:26:21.898 Okay. 01:26:24.806 --> 01:26:27.018 -Olive Garden? -Yeah. 01:26:27.306 --> 01:26:28.844 The way you said "you'll see" 01:26:29.008 --> 01:26:31.574 made me think it was something better than the things we said. 01:26:31.717 --> 01:26:33.930 Have you tried their 'Never Ending Pasta Bowl'? 01:26:34.157 --> 01:26:35.787 It never ends. 01:26:36.009 --> 01:26:37.735 That sounds fancy. 01:26:37.941 --> 01:26:40.695 Well, thank you. We appreciate the gesture. 01:26:41.326 --> 01:26:44.466 Oh, hey, I guess we can close the file on that Robotnik guy, huh? 01:26:44.634 --> 01:26:46.022 Just disappeared? 01:26:46.181 --> 01:26:50.058 I'm sorry, but, no such person exists, or ever has existed. 01:26:51.297 --> 01:26:52.487 I wish that was true. 01:26:52.653 --> 01:26:54.511 You haven't by any chance been in contact 01:26:54.654 --> 01:26:57.226 with a certain alien creature since the incident, have you? 01:26:57.398 --> 01:26:59.290 Uncle Sam would love to have a chat with him. 01:26:59.473 --> 01:27:01.852 Very casual, brunch perhaps. 01:27:03.439 --> 01:27:06.466 Oh, you mean the little blue guy? No, no. Nothing. 01:27:07.473 --> 01:27:09.651 Doubt we'll ever hear from him again. 01:27:11.016 --> 01:27:13.198 -Very well. -Okay. 01:27:13.693 --> 01:27:15.535 -Thank you. -Great. 01:27:17.765 --> 01:27:19.066 Yup. 01:27:22.290 --> 01:27:24.988 To be honest, I'm pretty pumped about the pasta bowl. 01:27:25.512 --> 01:27:27.380 So, you guys wanna watch a movie or what? 01:27:27.515 --> 01:27:30.760 Sorry, buddy, it's a school night, it's time for you to go back to your cave. 01:27:30.879 --> 01:27:32.489 What? It's three in the afternoon! 01:27:32.623 --> 01:27:34.552 You know how you get when you're tired, come on. 01:27:34.675 --> 01:27:36.157 Me? I'm not like anything. 01:27:36.297 --> 01:27:39.317 -You guys are so uncool. -Yeah, yeah. We know. 01:27:39.946 --> 01:27:43.242 -Hey, buddy, where are you going? -You said I have to go back to my cave. 01:27:43.378 --> 01:27:44.560 We did. 01:28:00.134 --> 01:28:02.339 Oh my-- Are you kidding me? 01:28:03.219 --> 01:28:04.863 I can't believe it. 01:28:05.175 --> 01:28:06.411 How did you-- 01:28:07.108 --> 01:28:09.377 It-- This is-- It's all here. 01:28:19.620 --> 01:28:22.699 Look at this! Are you kidding? And the bean bag? No way! 01:28:23.465 --> 01:28:26.059 How did you even get this? How did you get it all over? 01:28:27.049 --> 01:28:28.932 I love it, I love it! 01:28:32.479 --> 01:28:35.219 Well, welcome home. 01:28:35.455 --> 01:28:37.932 Thank you so much. 01:28:46.767 --> 01:28:48.247 Oh, no, you don't. 01:28:48.413 --> 01:28:51.425 No second best animal friends allowed in my room. 01:28:51.924 --> 01:28:54.197 Wait, what are you doing? Stay away from me. 01:28:54.610 --> 01:28:57.304 Stop it. I'm warning you, I've got nunchucks. 01:28:57.483 --> 01:29:00.006 Hey, stop. Okay, you can stay. 01:29:17.335 --> 01:29:20.683 My grasp on sanity remains absolute. 01:29:22.480 --> 01:29:24.334 Isn't that right, Agent Stone? 01:29:29.129 --> 01:29:31.446 Why don't you get a head start. 01:29:33.363 --> 01:29:35.667 Do some rockconnaissance. 01:29:36.584 --> 01:29:39.324 Rockconnaissance. Come on, that's hilarious. 01:29:39.481 --> 01:29:41.297 What's the matter with you?! 01:29:41.613 --> 01:29:44.951 Here's the sitch. Uninhabited planet. 01:29:46.300 --> 01:29:48.562 No resources. No supplies. 01:29:48.826 --> 01:29:50.643 No apparent way home. 01:29:52.727 --> 01:29:54.996 A lesser man would die here. 01:29:57.564 --> 01:29:59.792 I'll be home by Christmas. 01:30:18.728 --> 01:30:21.204 Rockconnaissance! 01:30:24.025 --> 01:30:25.849 Come on, cheer up! 01:30:26.170 --> 01:30:30.000 There is a post-credits scene at 01:32:04! Stay tuned. 01:30:30.390 --> 01:30:35.107 Subtitles by sub.Trader subscene.com 01:32:27.980 --> 01:32:30.413 If these readings are accurate, he's here. 01:32:30.576 --> 01:32:31.896 I found him! 01:32:32.032 --> 01:32:33.811 I just hope I'm not too late.