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WEBVTT 1 00:00:37.025 --> 00:00:41.320 When I was little boy in Poland, all the times, I dreaming of America. 2 00:00:42.989 --> 00:00:45.825 So I come, I work hard... 3 00:00:46.868 --> 00:00:49.579 and I climb to the highest stars. 4 00:00:49.662 --> 00:00:51.622 ♪ Oh, la, la ♪ 5 00:00:51.706 --> 00:00:54.959 ♪ Ole, ole, ole, ole ♪ 6 00:00:55.626 --> 00:00:59.213 ♪ O la-di, o la-la ♪ 7 00:00:59.839 --> 00:01:03.092 ♪ Ole, ole, ole, ole ♪ 8 00:01:04.093 --> 00:01:07.263 ♪ O la-di, o la-la ♪ 9 00:01:07.972 --> 00:01:10.391 Let's go! 10 00:01:16.647 --> 00:01:19.650 ♪ Ole, ole, ole, ole ♪ 11 00:01:20.651 --> 00:01:24.030 ♪ O la-di, o la-la ♪ 12 00:01:24.572 --> 00:01:27.825 ♪ Ole, ole, ole, ole ♪ 13 00:01:28.493 --> 00:01:31.954 ♪ O la-di, o la-la ♪ 14 00:01:36.751 --> 00:01:39.462 You are such best audience. Thank you! 15 00:01:39.545 --> 00:01:46.302 Now, please say hello to light of my life, my wife, my one and only, Marla. 16 00:01:49.263 --> 00:01:52.391 Marla is decorated in authentic Polish amber 17 00:01:52.475 --> 00:01:56.354 from the Jan Lewan Masterpieces of Elegance collection. 18 00:01:57.814 --> 00:01:59.899 If you like, come after show to buy. 19 00:02:00.775 --> 00:02:05.488 Or at Jan Lewan Show Gifts in Hazleton, open Monday to Saturday, nine to five. 20 00:02:05.571 --> 00:02:07.156 Ziggy-zaggy, ziggy-zaggy! 21 00:02:07.240 --> 00:02:09.659 - Oi, oi, oi! - That's what I'm talking about! 22 00:02:09.742 --> 00:02:11.911 Wow! 23 00:02:11.994 --> 00:02:14.831 Mickey Stutz got fire fingers tonight! 24 00:02:17.208 --> 00:02:18.459 There she goes, my wife. 25 00:02:18.960 --> 00:02:20.711 I love you, my wife, Marla. 26 00:02:21.587 --> 00:02:24.966 ♪ Ole, ole, ole, ole ♪ 27 00:02:25.550 --> 00:02:29.387 I just wanna tell you, that was a wonderful show. 28 00:02:29.470 --> 00:02:30.555 Thank you. 29 00:02:31.806 --> 00:02:36.561 Uh, is it "Yan Levan" or "Jan Lewan"? 30 00:02:36.644 --> 00:02:38.729 Whatever you like. Nobody say the same way. 31 00:02:38.813 --> 00:02:43.401 Oh, my father was from Poland. No one ever got his name right, either. 32 00:02:43.484 --> 00:02:46.737 Is small price to pay to live in land of opportunity. 33 00:02:47.321 --> 00:02:49.073 I come with nothing, not even English. 34 00:02:49.574 --> 00:02:51.909 I work every bad job. 35 00:02:52.952 --> 00:02:53.953 I not give up. 36 00:02:56.080 --> 00:02:59.917 And then I meet this guy. He is music genius. He change everything. 37 00:03:00.459 --> 00:03:02.712 I waited in line for an hour for a hot dog. 38 00:03:02.795 --> 00:03:04.106 Guy in front of me got the last one. 39 00:03:04.130 --> 00:03:07.008 You name music instrument, Mickey Stutz can play it. 40 00:03:07.091 --> 00:03:08.509 Not the accordion. 41 00:03:09.093 --> 00:03:12.138 - Nice to meet you. - Mickey and me, we play everywhere. 42 00:03:12.680 --> 00:03:16.684 Churches, parades, grand openings, roller rinks... 43 00:03:16.767 --> 00:03:19.395 In 1981, we play 427 picnics. 44 00:03:23.774 --> 00:03:26.068 And I keep building band to get big sound. 45 00:03:26.152 --> 00:03:30.656 And now, this nobody from Poland is King of Pennsylvania Polka. 46 00:03:30.740 --> 00:03:31.741 Jan. 47 00:03:32.241 --> 00:03:33.075 Hi. 48 00:03:33.159 --> 00:03:35.203 - The van has a flat. - Oh, I go change. 49 00:03:35.286 --> 00:03:38.164 I just telling this nice pretty lady my whole life story. 50 00:03:38.247 --> 00:03:40.499 It is so inspiring. 51 00:03:40.583 --> 00:03:42.752 - Did he tell you how we met? - Not yet. 52 00:03:42.835 --> 00:03:44.212 - You tell. - You tell. 53 00:03:44.879 --> 00:03:47.715 - It was my big make-or-break mom... - I'll tell. 54 00:03:48.466 --> 00:03:51.969 After high school, I won Junior Miss Hazleton, and so... 55 00:03:52.053 --> 00:03:54.388 being a local celebrity, the Cancer Telethon asked me 56 00:03:54.472 --> 00:03:55.932 to be part of their phone bank. 57 00:03:56.432 --> 00:03:58.976 I saw Jan, and I'll be honest... 58 00:03:59.560 --> 00:04:01.395 I felt really bad for him. 59 00:04:01.479 --> 00:04:05.191 I was most nervous. First time on TV. 60 00:04:05.274 --> 00:04:07.610 I work so hard to get to the big time, 61 00:04:07.693 --> 00:04:10.738 and if I blow, who knows if I get next chance? 62 00:04:14.617 --> 00:04:16.869 Quiet, people. Here we go. 63 00:04:17.245 --> 00:04:20.289 Next, we'd like to welcome to the stage a new act that's been blazing 64 00:04:20.373 --> 00:04:23.876 quite a trail across the greater Scranton/Wilkes-Barre/Hazleton area. 65 00:04:23.960 --> 00:04:27.838 Ladies and Gentleman, the Jan Lewan Orchestra! 66 00:04:28.339 --> 00:04:29.966 You know what to do. 67 00:04:30.049 --> 00:04:33.469 Call now. We gonna cure all the cancer today! 68 00:04:34.178 --> 00:04:35.012 Okay. 69 00:04:35.096 --> 00:04:38.057 ♪ Strike up the music The band has begun ♪ 70 00:04:39.141 --> 00:04:41.352 ♪ The Pennsylvania Polka ♪ 71 00:04:42.603 --> 00:04:46.023 ♪ Pick out your partner And join in the fun ♪ 72 00:04:46.565 --> 00:04:48.651 ♪ The Pennsylvania Polka ♪ 73 00:04:48.734 --> 00:04:49.734 Oh, my. 74 00:04:49.777 --> 00:04:53.030 ♪ It started in Scranton It's now number one ♪ 75 00:04:53.114 --> 00:04:54.115 Come on! 76 00:04:54.198 --> 00:04:56.367 ♪ It's bound to entertain ya ♪ 77 00:04:57.451 --> 00:05:03.833 ♪ Everybody has the mania To do the polka from Pennsylvania ♪ 78 00:05:07.795 --> 00:05:12.758 The minute I see her, I know. This is my future. This is my Marla. 79 00:05:13.342 --> 00:05:14.719 I was infatuated. 80 00:05:14.802 --> 00:05:16.762 Here was this ethnic entertainer, 81 00:05:16.846 --> 00:05:21.726 and he had this charm, sophistication, he's such a classy performer... 82 00:05:21.809 --> 00:05:23.352 and that accent. 83 00:05:23.436 --> 00:05:26.480 ♪ This goes on and on until the dawn ♪ 84 00:05:26.564 --> 00:05:29.275 That is so romantic. 85 00:05:29.358 --> 00:05:31.027 Can I get a picture with you? 86 00:05:31.110 --> 00:05:32.320 - Sure! - Of course! 87 00:05:34.030 --> 00:05:35.031 Okay. 88 00:05:35.114 --> 00:05:37.450 Ahem. You know, I never know how to work these things. 89 00:05:37.533 --> 00:05:39.368 Hey, Lon! Can you, um... 90 00:05:40.077 --> 00:05:41.078 Oh, sure. 91 00:05:42.455 --> 00:05:43.873 Say "cheese!" 92 00:05:46.584 --> 00:05:49.336 My room was freezing last night. 93 00:05:49.420 --> 00:05:53.924 I piled ten blankets on me, and I still couldn't get warm. 94 00:05:54.508 --> 00:05:55.926 - We gonna fix. - When? 95 00:05:56.010 --> 00:05:58.471 Soon. I just had big engine to repair on tour van. 96 00:05:58.554 --> 00:06:00.306 - But it is good as fixed. - Jan. 97 00:06:00.473 --> 00:06:04.393 It seems like once you pay for the van, the gas, the musicians... 98 00:06:04.477 --> 00:06:06.520 Ma, will you ease up? 99 00:06:06.604 --> 00:06:09.190 Jan just played back-to-back shows, and then he drove all night 100 00:06:09.273 --> 00:06:10.834 so we could have breakfast with you and David. 101 00:06:10.858 --> 00:06:14.153 Mama, we so happy you move in to help us with David. 102 00:06:14.737 --> 00:06:18.199 It means so much, when we on road, to know that our little boy in Grandma hands. 103 00:06:21.369 --> 00:06:23.788 Watching that precious boy... 104 00:06:24.997 --> 00:06:27.249 is the greatest joy of my life. 105 00:06:27.333 --> 00:06:30.252 Oh, Ma, that is so sweet. 106 00:06:30.336 --> 00:06:34.131 And he is why I think it's time to get realistic. 107 00:06:34.715 --> 00:06:36.467 You need a stable job. 108 00:06:37.051 --> 00:06:39.804 Plumber, electrician. 109 00:06:40.221 --> 00:06:42.848 Every night, I'm up worrying. 110 00:06:42.932 --> 00:06:44.652 Well, she doesn't need to worry. Right, Jan? 111 00:06:44.725 --> 00:06:46.936 I think Mama and Marla please not worry. 112 00:06:47.019 --> 00:06:49.772 I working and working. I always thinking bigger. 113 00:06:49.855 --> 00:06:50.731 I build empire. 114 00:06:50.815 --> 00:06:53.025 - Empire? - Empire. 115 00:06:53.109 --> 00:06:54.527 Something to leave behind. 116 00:06:54.610 --> 00:06:57.696 For David, my prince. And for Marla, my queen. 117 00:06:57.780 --> 00:07:02.535 - See? We don't need to worry. - Why do you need to build an empire? 118 00:07:02.618 --> 00:07:06.247 You're already over-extended with that knickknack shop. 119 00:07:06.330 --> 00:07:08.916 I'm talking about dealing with reality. 120 00:07:08.999 --> 00:07:12.253 What is wrong with him building an empire if he wants to build an empire? 121 00:07:13.087 --> 00:07:16.799 - He plays polka music. - So it will be a polka empire. 122 00:07:17.258 --> 00:07:21.220 And when I am fancy man on top of world, I buy you Cadillac, Barb. 123 00:07:21.804 --> 00:07:22.805 I buy you hot tub. 124 00:07:24.098 --> 00:07:25.641 I buy you Cadillac with hot tub. 125 00:07:26.225 --> 00:07:27.225 Hmm. 126 00:07:27.977 --> 00:07:30.521 Thank you, Jan, for not going to bed last night 127 00:07:30.604 --> 00:07:33.315 so that you could prepare this beautiful breakfast for us. 128 00:07:33.399 --> 00:07:34.400 Yes. 129 00:07:34.483 --> 00:07:35.818 Thank you, Jan. 130 00:07:39.572 --> 00:07:42.700 So we be there at 24th, 25th, and 27, yes? 131 00:07:42.783 --> 00:07:44.743 Okay. We can play there 26th. 132 00:07:45.453 --> 00:07:47.329 Okay, thank you. Bye. 133 00:07:47.663 --> 00:07:48.873 Okay, thank you. 134 00:07:48.956 --> 00:07:51.625 Mickey Stutz! You are surprise for sore eyes! 135 00:07:52.084 --> 00:07:53.127 I'm quitting the band. 136 00:07:53.878 --> 00:07:57.131 - What? Mickey Stutz, you are the band. - Not anymore. 137 00:07:57.590 --> 00:08:00.176 Mickey Stutz, you and me, we are team. 138 00:08:00.259 --> 00:08:02.678 You give people love for life with sounds you make. 139 00:08:02.761 --> 00:08:04.930 I give people love for life with Jan Lewan. 140 00:08:05.014 --> 00:08:07.516 We don't make enough money, okay? I'm done. I'm out. 141 00:08:07.600 --> 00:08:08.893 Nope. I not let you go. 142 00:08:10.811 --> 00:08:15.399 Okay, all business books say, "Have plan." I make 25-year plan. 143 00:08:16.275 --> 00:08:18.152 We start here, at salt shaker. 144 00:08:18.444 --> 00:08:20.446 Now, we are on napkin with good crowd. 145 00:08:20.529 --> 00:08:22.323 On our way to what? 146 00:08:22.740 --> 00:08:25.367 Parmesan cheese. We all get rich. 147 00:08:25.451 --> 00:08:27.453 - I still bring home chump change. - Mickey, 148 00:08:27.536 --> 00:08:30.414 I will work harder. I will find a way. 149 00:08:30.498 --> 00:08:33.209 Nobody works harder than you, Jan. That's what's so sad. 150 00:08:33.292 --> 00:08:36.337 - You know my Aunt Lois in New Castle? - The one who wear the purple sweater? 151 00:08:36.420 --> 00:08:37.922 Yes. She loves coming to see us play. 152 00:08:38.005 --> 00:08:39.691 Her and her friends, it's their favorite thing. 153 00:08:39.715 --> 00:08:41.717 - That's very nice. - So I say, 154 00:08:41.842 --> 00:08:43.802 "Come see us at BeerFest. We're playing two sets." 155 00:08:43.886 --> 00:08:45.596 She says, "Is it free?" 156 00:08:46.180 --> 00:08:47.223 I say, "Wait a second. 157 00:08:47.306 --> 00:08:51.352 You can't pay $3 to come see your nephew and your favorite band?" 158 00:08:51.435 --> 00:08:54.522 She says, "I don't like to pay. Maybe I'll pay a dollar." 159 00:08:54.605 --> 00:08:58.234 I say, "Wait. I drive four hours to get down there, play for five, 160 00:08:58.317 --> 00:09:00.444 and four back home, and you can't pay three bucks?" 161 00:09:00.528 --> 00:09:02.655 - You know, what we do... - "What about your friends? 162 00:09:03.322 --> 00:09:05.115 Are they as cheap as you, Lois?" 163 00:09:05.366 --> 00:09:06.784 She doesn't blink. She says, 164 00:09:06.867 --> 00:09:10.204 "They'll pay $3 for a kielbasa, but the music should be free." 165 00:09:10.287 --> 00:09:13.082 This woman changed my diapers! 166 00:09:16.085 --> 00:09:19.588 Okay, so, you know, maybe we leave some free tickets for Aunt Lois. 167 00:09:19.672 --> 00:09:21.674 Lots of other people gonna pay $3. 168 00:09:21.757 --> 00:09:22.859 Three dollars is not enough. 169 00:09:22.883 --> 00:09:25.219 Lonny and Steve are thinking about quitting, too. 170 00:09:25.302 --> 00:09:29.932 Mickey, Mickey, we are on our way. You know I have dream. 171 00:09:30.015 --> 00:09:31.225 We're gonna be big famous. 172 00:09:31.308 --> 00:09:33.602 The booking fees are too small. You made the band too big. 173 00:09:33.686 --> 00:09:35.521 What? That is part of plan, Mickey. 174 00:09:35.604 --> 00:09:39.275 When band get big, crowd get big. Before we play rinky-dink. 175 00:09:39.358 --> 00:09:41.986 Lonny says you're adding a dancing bear to the act. That true? 176 00:09:42.695 --> 00:09:45.906 Yeah. Bitsy Bear. She do funny floppy dance. 177 00:09:45.990 --> 00:09:47.199 Cheryl flipped when she heard. 178 00:09:47.283 --> 00:09:49.618 That was the last straw. We already have a chicken. 179 00:09:49.702 --> 00:09:52.454 I knew it. Cheryl make you quit. 180 00:09:52.955 --> 00:09:53.998 She's all over me. 181 00:09:54.915 --> 00:09:56.667 She wants me to go back to Radio Shack. 182 00:09:56.750 --> 00:09:59.003 You hate that job. That job kill your soul. 183 00:09:59.128 --> 00:10:01.755 Jan, let's face it. This business stinks. 184 00:10:01.839 --> 00:10:04.091 Jan, pick up! Two deliveries! 185 00:10:08.637 --> 00:10:10.139 You give me little bit more time. 186 00:10:10.222 --> 00:10:12.850 I figure out raise, I get Cheryl off your dupa. 187 00:10:19.898 --> 00:10:24.903 When Jan Lewan Orchestra play, I feel energy of crowd and I think, 188 00:10:24.987 --> 00:10:30.284 "How I bring everyone in to be part of Jan Lewan American success dream?" 189 00:10:30.868 --> 00:10:33.495 But what exactly would we be investing in? 190 00:10:34.079 --> 00:10:35.080 Jan Lewan. 191 00:10:36.332 --> 00:10:37.458 This dream right here. 192 00:10:37.958 --> 00:10:41.879 I don't get what a "promissory note" is. 193 00:10:41.962 --> 00:10:43.922 I learn from my cousin in Poland. 194 00:10:44.006 --> 00:10:49.553 He get invest to fund his business, and then he pay investors interest. 195 00:10:49.637 --> 00:10:50.679 Everybody win. 196 00:10:50.763 --> 00:10:53.432 I not enough just be King of Pennsylvania Polka. 197 00:10:53.891 --> 00:10:56.852 Your invest help build all my business. 198 00:10:57.269 --> 00:11:02.149 Like this gift shop, Jan Lewan-flavored vodka, polka TV show... 199 00:11:02.232 --> 00:11:03.400 and we not stop there. 200 00:11:04.193 --> 00:11:06.278 My success is your success. 201 00:11:06.362 --> 00:11:09.782 And, of course, you get money back, guaranteed. 202 00:11:09.865 --> 00:11:11.659 Twelve percent. My promise to you. 203 00:11:12.451 --> 00:11:15.496 How much did the Sajacs invest? 204 00:11:16.538 --> 00:11:19.666 I not tell you their business. You need ask Sajacs. 205 00:11:19.750 --> 00:11:22.586 Larry's always been real smart with his money. 206 00:11:23.170 --> 00:11:25.005 So you and this lovely young lady go home... 207 00:11:26.173 --> 00:11:29.551 Read all, and see if Jan Lewan is right for you. 208 00:11:32.346 --> 00:11:34.973 I'm walking over to the dry cleaner to see if they can break a 20. 209 00:11:35.057 --> 00:11:38.310 Marla, come inside. You know Ed and Anita from shows. 210 00:11:38.394 --> 00:11:39.978 Ah! 211 00:11:40.062 --> 00:11:42.481 We're Jan's number one fans. 212 00:11:43.065 --> 00:11:44.441 They are thinking of invest. 213 00:11:44.525 --> 00:11:47.945 Oh. Well, you cannot go wrong with this man. He never stops. 214 00:11:51.699 --> 00:11:54.410 We're getting 3% at the bank. 215 00:11:55.035 --> 00:11:57.371 Twelve percent sorta sounds too good to be true. 216 00:11:58.414 --> 00:12:00.998 Is true. That is why it's so good. 217 00:12:02.709 --> 00:12:03.709 Oh! 218 00:12:10.800 --> 00:12:13.261 Welcome to ground floor of big beginning. 219 00:12:19.183 --> 00:12:24.397 Ladies and gentlemen, Mickey Stutz! 220 00:12:26.899 --> 00:12:30.069 I heard that people are investing money with you. 221 00:12:30.153 --> 00:12:31.904 Yes, come see me after show. 222 00:12:49.464 --> 00:12:50.464 Whoo-hoo! 223 00:12:56.721 --> 00:12:59.807 Great job out there, Lonny. We did real good moneys today. 224 00:13:00.141 --> 00:13:02.852 - Oh! Nice and thick. - Nice and thick. 225 00:13:02.935 --> 00:13:05.855 My favorite size. See you on the bus, Lonny. 226 00:13:07.398 --> 00:13:08.983 She knows I'm married, right? 227 00:13:09.066 --> 00:13:11.694 Be careful. I heard she gave Jimmy Warsaw crabs. 228 00:13:11.777 --> 00:13:13.362 Oh, come on. 229 00:13:13.446 --> 00:13:16.115 - I'm gonna give this to your mother. - She loves envelopes. 230 00:13:16.199 --> 00:13:18.284 Especially when it's filled with money. 231 00:13:23.247 --> 00:13:26.667 I was against it, but the bear was genius. It really adds. 232 00:13:27.418 --> 00:13:29.587 Now you see? Now you trust? 233 00:13:30.213 --> 00:13:31.964 This gonna make Cheryl smile. 234 00:13:34.258 --> 00:13:36.052 You saved me, Jan. 235 00:13:36.135 --> 00:13:38.346 I'm sorry. You saved me from the Shack. 236 00:13:38.429 --> 00:13:40.306 Mickey, is okay. 237 00:13:41.015 --> 00:13:44.435 Oh, it feels so good to pay my musics what they deserve. 238 00:13:46.103 --> 00:13:48.773 Get in there. We got some polka to do. 239 00:13:48.856 --> 00:13:50.650 Yeah. Whoo! 240 00:13:58.616 --> 00:14:00.201 Hey, Ron. You got a minute? 241 00:14:00.368 --> 00:14:02.745 - How do you undo on this thing? - No idea. 242 00:14:03.246 --> 00:14:04.664 We got a call about some guy. 243 00:14:04.747 --> 00:14:07.208 Sounds like he's selling illegal promissory notes. 244 00:14:07.667 --> 00:14:08.960 Could be a Ponzi scheme. 245 00:14:09.043 --> 00:14:12.255 I got 15 open cases here. Can't you give it to Angela? 246 00:14:12.338 --> 00:14:14.590 She's got 19 open cases. 247 00:14:14.674 --> 00:14:17.844 Just look into it. It's some polka guy. 248 00:14:18.177 --> 00:14:20.221 - He plays poker? - Polka. 249 00:14:20.805 --> 00:14:22.723 You know, oom-pah-pah, oom-pah-pah? 250 00:14:41.617 --> 00:14:43.661 Hi, I'm Jan Lewan. 251 00:14:43.744 --> 00:14:46.789 You always wanted to go to Poland but couldn't go so far? 252 00:14:46.873 --> 00:14:50.126 Now you find Old Country at Jan Lewan Show Gift Shop. 253 00:14:50.209 --> 00:14:54.005 Here, you find authentic handcraft costumes... 254 00:14:57.633 --> 00:14:59.051 Beautiful porcelain... 255 00:15:03.097 --> 00:15:05.433 so precious amber... 256 00:15:07.393 --> 00:15:08.561 good crystal. 257 00:15:10.897 --> 00:15:13.107 All here at Jan Lewan Show Gifts! 258 00:15:13.190 --> 00:15:16.319 At the 21st St. Mini-Mall in Hazleton. 259 00:15:17.528 --> 00:15:19.655 And that is new commercial. 260 00:15:20.656 --> 00:15:23.534 - Ah. Very nice. - Is better than old one 261 00:15:23.618 --> 00:15:26.162 because more quality and more expensive. 262 00:15:26.746 --> 00:15:29.081 - Yeah, Mr. Lewan... - Call me Jan. 263 00:15:29.165 --> 00:15:31.667 - Is it "Yan" or "Jan"? - It's whatever you want. 264 00:15:31.751 --> 00:15:32.751 Which one is it? 265 00:15:34.503 --> 00:15:36.547 I don't know. 266 00:15:38.049 --> 00:15:39.550 Uh... 267 00:15:39.634 --> 00:15:41.719 Mr. Lewan, do you know why I'm here? 268 00:15:41.802 --> 00:15:45.264 No, but I so happy to have you because we never get black person here, 269 00:15:45.348 --> 00:15:46.766 except UPS lady. 270 00:15:47.516 --> 00:15:49.560 Well, are you taking investments in something called 271 00:15:49.644 --> 00:15:52.855 "The Jan Lewan Show Gifts, Incorporated"? 272 00:15:52.939 --> 00:15:56.901 Yes, is very good investment to help build empire. 273 00:15:56.984 --> 00:15:59.612 But you know what? You read all and see if is right for you. 274 00:15:59.695 --> 00:16:01.489 Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm not here to invest. 275 00:16:01.572 --> 00:16:04.533 - All investors 100% satisfied. - I'm here... 276 00:16:04.617 --> 00:16:07.578 We always get more invests, so everybody make money. 277 00:16:07.787 --> 00:16:09.622 Have you registered with the state 278 00:16:09.705 --> 00:16:11.749 and filed a business prospectus? 279 00:16:11.832 --> 00:16:14.001 I don't think so. 280 00:16:14.085 --> 00:16:17.546 Well, the state must insist that you stop taking investments immediately. 281 00:16:18.464 --> 00:16:21.384 I not understand. Everybody love. They're so happy. 282 00:16:21.467 --> 00:16:24.595 Well, unfortunately, what you are doing... is illegal. 283 00:16:24.887 --> 00:16:25.887 And you can go to jail. 284 00:16:29.100 --> 00:16:31.852 Jan... Excuse me. I just sold the last pack of pysanky. 285 00:16:31.936 --> 00:16:33.020 It's been there for months. 286 00:16:33.104 --> 00:16:34.814 - I order more. - Okay. 287 00:16:35.398 --> 00:16:37.441 Can I... get you anything? 288 00:16:37.525 --> 00:16:40.111 No, nothing for us, my love. Can you shut door, please? 289 00:16:40.194 --> 00:16:41.946 - Okay. - Thank you, my love. 290 00:16:43.614 --> 00:16:44.782 But... 291 00:16:45.449 --> 00:16:47.451 I make the promise to the people. 292 00:16:47.535 --> 00:16:49.870 I pay quarterly interest every time to them. 293 00:16:50.454 --> 00:16:53.416 You are not registered. You can't do that. 294 00:16:53.499 --> 00:16:56.460 As of today, you have to give all that money back to your investors. 295 00:16:56.544 --> 00:16:58.212 Today-today, or some other today? 296 00:16:58.295 --> 00:17:01.340 You have three days after notification. You've been notified. 297 00:17:02.341 --> 00:17:04.427 Okay. No problem. 298 00:17:05.136 --> 00:17:09.223 Uh, in Poland, everybody do bribes. Do you do bribes? 299 00:17:11.142 --> 00:17:13.936 That's also illegal. No, I do not do bribes. 300 00:17:14.020 --> 00:17:16.230 Me neither do I. Okay, three days. 301 00:17:16.313 --> 00:17:17.356 Three days. 302 00:17:17.440 --> 00:17:19.900 - I do in two because I love America. - Hey, who doesn't? 303 00:17:19.984 --> 00:17:22.528 I'm happy we got a chance to sort this thing out. 304 00:17:22.611 --> 00:17:26.323 Me too, very much. So happy to sort. 305 00:17:26.407 --> 00:17:29.368 - These things start to snowball. - No snowballs. 306 00:17:29.910 --> 00:17:32.371 Please. 307 00:17:42.256 --> 00:17:43.841 Who was that man today? 308 00:17:43.924 --> 00:17:45.885 - Uh, he was fan. - Really? 309 00:17:46.594 --> 00:17:48.262 That's kinda neat. Hmm. 310 00:17:49.180 --> 00:17:51.807 It would be great to make some inroads into the black community. 311 00:17:52.391 --> 00:17:53.851 He also from government. 312 00:17:53.934 --> 00:17:57.271 It turn out maybe I'm not doing everything right with invest. 313 00:17:57.855 --> 00:17:59.565 - Are you in trouble? - No, no, no, no. 314 00:17:59.648 --> 00:18:01.692 I just need fill out papers and forms. 315 00:18:02.443 --> 00:18:04.843 Well, your handwriting is so bad, you should let me help you. 316 00:18:05.404 --> 00:18:07.865 You are amazing, special lady that I love very much. 317 00:18:07.948 --> 00:18:09.700 But, no, I deal with on my own. 318 00:18:09.784 --> 00:18:11.535 Suit yourself. 319 00:18:18.084 --> 00:18:21.337 - I go back to office. - Come inside and eat something, please. 320 00:18:21.420 --> 00:18:23.398 You have a show tonight. You've been going all day. 321 00:18:23.422 --> 00:18:24.715 I going a little bit more. 322 00:18:24.799 --> 00:18:26.050 You're coming inside. 323 00:18:32.264 --> 00:18:33.265 Jan! 324 00:18:36.310 --> 00:18:37.310 Love you! 325 00:19:07.842 --> 00:19:11.762 ♪ Everybody polka Polka all day long ♪ 326 00:19:11.846 --> 00:19:13.722 ♪ Everybody polka ♪ 327 00:19:13.806 --> 00:19:16.142 ♪ While you sing this song, hey! ♪ 328 00:19:16.225 --> 00:19:18.018 ♪ Dooby, dooby, dooby ♪ 329 00:19:18.102 --> 00:19:20.020 ♪ Dooby dooby-da ♪ 330 00:19:20.104 --> 00:19:21.939 ♪ Dooby, dooby, dooby ♪ 331 00:19:22.022 --> 00:19:27.862 ♪ Dooby-da! ♪ 332 00:19:31.365 --> 00:19:32.616 I'm sorry, Janek. 333 00:19:33.117 --> 00:19:34.869 I don't need any deliveries. 334 00:19:34.952 --> 00:19:36.162 Nobody calls. 335 00:19:37.204 --> 00:19:38.914 You need any dishes washed? 336 00:19:39.874 --> 00:19:43.794 We don't have dishes here. We serve everything on paper plates. 337 00:19:44.879 --> 00:19:48.174 But the grease trap needs to be cleaned. 338 00:19:50.092 --> 00:19:51.093 Okay. 339 00:20:22.499 --> 00:20:24.710 Oh. How'd it go? 340 00:20:25.544 --> 00:20:29.465 We raise $573 for St. Stanislaus. 341 00:20:30.257 --> 00:20:33.761 Oh, you're so good. Dinner's in the oven. 342 00:20:35.095 --> 00:20:37.264 You are my wonderful. 343 00:20:40.309 --> 00:20:41.310 Jan? 344 00:20:42.853 --> 00:20:46.523 Marla told me the government came sniffing around today. 345 00:20:47.399 --> 00:20:48.984 What was that all about? 346 00:20:49.068 --> 00:20:52.696 Is nothing. Paperwork, business. Good night, Barb. 347 00:20:54.615 --> 00:20:55.866 Really? 348 00:20:57.034 --> 00:20:59.870 Because Carol Menlow called to say 349 00:20:59.954 --> 00:21:04.583 she pulled up next to you at a red light, and you were sobbing. 350 00:21:05.584 --> 00:21:06.669 Oh, I've... 351 00:21:09.046 --> 00:21:12.841 Low blood make me sugar crazy. Marla right, I need eat. 352 00:21:12.925 --> 00:21:17.096 That was over three hours ago. Where you been all this time? 353 00:21:17.179 --> 00:21:19.765 I went with Mickey Stutz to go for hoagie. 354 00:21:22.810 --> 00:21:25.896 - Somethin's going on. - No, nothing on. 355 00:21:26.480 --> 00:21:27.481 Everything good. 356 00:21:28.274 --> 00:21:33.153 I told Marla, "Don't marry a musician. They can't keep it in their pants." 357 00:21:34.488 --> 00:21:39.326 I keep in pants, always in pants. I take out of pants for pee-pee only. 358 00:21:39.910 --> 00:21:41.662 I'm watching you, Jan. 359 00:21:42.955 --> 00:21:46.834 And if you do anything to hurt this family, I will destroy you. 360 00:21:47.543 --> 00:21:49.920 I will gut you, and fillet you, 361 00:21:50.004 --> 00:21:53.424 and ship you back to Poland in a doggy bag. 362 00:21:55.384 --> 00:21:56.427 Okay. 363 00:21:56.510 --> 00:22:01.932 So, with the second mortgage, only Mr. Jan Lewan need sign, is right? 364 00:22:02.016 --> 00:22:03.892 - Not Mrs. Jan Lewan? - Yes, sir. 365 00:22:03.976 --> 00:22:06.079 You're the only titleholder, so only your signature... 366 00:22:06.103 --> 00:22:07.354 I be down this afternoon. 367 00:22:28.042 --> 00:22:30.878 Anita, Ed, my favorite Krzyewskis! 368 00:22:30.961 --> 00:22:33.547 What brings you to 21st Street Mini-Mall in Hazleton? 369 00:22:33.630 --> 00:22:36.300 We got something important to talk to you about, 370 00:22:36.383 --> 00:22:38.010 regarding our investment. 371 00:22:38.093 --> 00:22:41.180 Wonderful. Who wants fro-yo? Let's go get fro-yo. 372 00:22:41.263 --> 00:22:43.474 - Marla, I be right back. - Okay. 373 00:22:43.557 --> 00:22:44.557 Right this way. 374 00:22:44.933 --> 00:22:45.933 So... 375 00:22:47.436 --> 00:22:50.397 you probably spoke with black Ron Edwards? 376 00:22:51.231 --> 00:22:52.900 Who's "black Ron Edwards"? 377 00:22:54.068 --> 00:22:57.446 How is peppermint stick? Pineapple swirl is delish. 378 00:22:57.946 --> 00:23:02.534 We want to invest more money in Jan Lewan Show Gifts. 379 00:23:02.618 --> 00:23:03.660 Oh! 380 00:23:07.956 --> 00:23:10.250 Ah... Uh... 381 00:23:10.667 --> 00:23:15.339 I... happy you like so much, but I no longer take investments. 382 00:23:15.422 --> 00:23:16.423 Why? 383 00:23:16.507 --> 00:23:18.884 It's all full-up. I got all the money. 384 00:23:19.676 --> 00:23:22.304 Soon, you will get invest back. 385 00:23:22.888 --> 00:23:25.516 I told you we should've come sooner. 386 00:23:25.599 --> 00:23:27.601 The IRA just matured. 387 00:23:27.684 --> 00:23:28.811 I'm sorry. 388 00:23:30.562 --> 00:23:33.148 You really like investing with Jan Lewan? 389 00:23:33.315 --> 00:23:36.902 Where were you in '87? We got creamed in the stock market. 390 00:23:36.985 --> 00:23:40.197 It's all rigged by those Wall Street criminals. 391 00:23:40.280 --> 00:23:43.867 We need a good investment for us regular people. 392 00:23:46.495 --> 00:23:49.998 Well, I do have new investment opportunity, 393 00:23:50.082 --> 00:23:53.377 but I did not mention because it's for bigger investments. 394 00:23:53.460 --> 00:23:55.420 Does it have the same guaranteed return? 395 00:24:00.300 --> 00:24:02.845 Yes, it does. 396 00:24:03.095 --> 00:24:04.638 We want in. 397 00:24:05.639 --> 00:24:06.849 I'm gonna be right back. 398 00:24:36.003 --> 00:24:37.880 This is big time of growing for business. 399 00:24:37.963 --> 00:24:40.799 I quit all other jobs and focus on polka only. 400 00:24:40.883 --> 00:24:44.303 So, if you have friends who you think would like, you know... 401 00:24:44.386 --> 00:24:45.387 tell them call me. 402 00:24:45.470 --> 00:24:47.347 But only tell very good friends, 403 00:24:47.431 --> 00:24:50.142 people who appreciate very exclusive. 404 00:24:50.225 --> 00:24:52.144 Important to be... 405 00:24:52.227 --> 00:24:53.770 I've got a cousin down in Delaware 406 00:24:53.854 --> 00:24:56.982 who just got a real big worker's comp settlement. 407 00:24:57.065 --> 00:24:59.568 He should call today. For you. 408 00:25:00.152 --> 00:25:01.236 ♪ Beedle-deedle-dee ♪ 409 00:25:01.737 --> 00:25:03.906 Oh, this is too much! 410 00:25:03.989 --> 00:25:05.949 Oh, let us pay for them. 411 00:25:06.033 --> 00:25:09.244 No! Okay. $22.99. 412 00:25:10.704 --> 00:25:13.081 I work 20 times hard for you! 413 00:25:15.042 --> 00:25:16.501 I make you so happy! 414 00:25:17.294 --> 00:25:18.754 I'm not gonna let you down! 415 00:25:28.680 --> 00:25:30.641 Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. 416 00:25:30.724 --> 00:25:33.602 It has been two months since my last confession. 417 00:25:34.019 --> 00:25:35.521 God is listening. 418 00:25:37.147 --> 00:25:38.398 I do something wrong 419 00:25:38.815 --> 00:25:42.194 because I know, by doing wrong thing, it help me do right thing. 420 00:25:42.694 --> 00:25:44.321 What are you confessing to? 421 00:25:44.404 --> 00:25:45.530 I tell lie. 422 00:25:47.532 --> 00:25:50.244 I am sinner, but I promise to work so hard, 423 00:25:50.327 --> 00:25:52.162 and then I pay back all the moneys. 424 00:25:52.704 --> 00:25:54.039 I just need more time. 425 00:25:54.539 --> 00:25:57.960 When one of my businesses goes big, then I keep all my promises. 426 00:25:58.043 --> 00:25:59.962 Do you repent for your sin? 427 00:26:00.045 --> 00:26:03.257 I do, I do. I've asked God, "Show me the way." 428 00:26:03.340 --> 00:26:06.969 Say ten "Our Fathers" and stay on the righteous path. 429 00:26:07.052 --> 00:26:09.137 I will, Father. I will, I will, I will. 430 00:26:11.890 --> 00:26:12.891 Mr. Lewan? 431 00:26:12.975 --> 00:26:15.769 Ron Edwards, Pennsylvania SEC. 432 00:26:15.852 --> 00:26:16.853 Remember me? 433 00:26:17.396 --> 00:26:20.565 Ron Edwards, hello! Yes, of course, I remember you. 434 00:26:20.649 --> 00:26:21.900 I'm calling to follow up. 435 00:26:22.901 --> 00:26:26.822 Yes, I so happy you came see me when you did to stop me making wrong moves. 436 00:26:26.905 --> 00:26:30.200 I return all money to investors in Jan Lewan Show Gifts. 437 00:26:30.284 --> 00:26:33.620 I only had six people, so it's not too big a deal. And... 438 00:26:34.621 --> 00:26:36.665 Yes, so, you know, that is that. 439 00:26:36.748 --> 00:26:39.960 And then, done with that and never make that mistake no more. 440 00:26:40.043 --> 00:26:42.754 And no more invest in Jan Lewan Show Gifts. 441 00:26:42.838 --> 00:26:45.048 Only play the polka for the smiles. 442 00:26:45.132 --> 00:26:47.884 - You should come see us some time. - Sounds fun. 443 00:26:47.968 --> 00:26:49.636 Glad we could close this case. 444 00:26:49.720 --> 00:26:50.804 Thank you, Mr. Lewan. 445 00:26:50.887 --> 00:26:52.389 To you too, my brother. 446 00:26:52.889 --> 00:26:54.141 Okay, my brother. 447 00:26:59.521 --> 00:27:00.856 Oh... 448 00:27:02.941 --> 00:27:04.735 How I make all this money? 449 00:27:05.527 --> 00:27:07.029 Where I get rest of money? 450 00:27:23.003 --> 00:27:25.547 It's time for The Lou Laroue Show. 451 00:27:25.631 --> 00:27:28.216 With your host... Lou Laroue. 452 00:27:29.509 --> 00:27:31.803 Now, Jan, you always have so much going on. 453 00:27:31.887 --> 00:27:34.473 Yes, and today, we have wonderful surprise. 454 00:27:34.556 --> 00:27:38.018 - Is trumpet debut of my boy, David. - It's a real family affair. 455 00:27:38.101 --> 00:27:41.188 Well, that is the only kind of affair that is okay with my wife. 456 00:27:45.525 --> 00:27:46.360 Okay. 457 00:27:46.443 --> 00:27:48.163 You're constantly on the road with the band. 458 00:27:48.236 --> 00:27:51.073 You've got the store, the record label, the radio program, 459 00:27:51.156 --> 00:27:53.158 Jan Lewan-flavored vodka... 460 00:27:53.241 --> 00:27:55.952 And now, Jan Lewan offer travel packages to Europe. 461 00:27:56.411 --> 00:27:58.163 Jan Lewan always expanding. 462 00:27:58.246 --> 00:28:01.124 - Tell us about it. - I'm very exciting about this. 463 00:28:01.208 --> 00:28:04.920 I lead group on 12-day trip of great capitals of Europe. 464 00:28:05.003 --> 00:28:07.589 We start in Warsaw, and we finish in Vatican City 465 00:28:07.672 --> 00:28:09.466 for private audience with Pope! 466 00:28:09.549 --> 00:28:12.052 The Pope? Oh, that sounds like a unique experience. 467 00:28:12.135 --> 00:28:13.303 Oh, is trip of lifetime. 468 00:28:13.387 --> 00:28:16.264 No one else offers this Premium Pope Package. 469 00:28:16.348 --> 00:28:20.435 - Only Jan Lewan European Tours. - Terrific. 470 00:28:20.519 --> 00:28:22.979 Okay, now, I understand you've prepared a song for us today? 471 00:28:23.063 --> 00:28:27.859 Yeah, special for this show. We play, "Lou Laroue Show Polka." 472 00:28:28.443 --> 00:28:29.528 I am honored. 473 00:28:30.737 --> 00:28:32.614 - ♪ He make you laugh ♪ - ♪ Ha-ha! ♪ 474 00:28:32.698 --> 00:28:34.658 - ♪ He make you cry ♪ - ♪ Wah-wah! ♪ 475 00:28:34.741 --> 00:28:38.078 ♪ He has the best guests in town ♪ 476 00:28:38.662 --> 00:28:41.456 ♪ Come on a trip, to Vatican ♪ 477 00:28:42.624 --> 00:28:46.712 ♪ Meet the man that's close to God! ♪ 478 00:28:46.795 --> 00:28:48.463 ♪ Eat pasta meals ♪ 479 00:28:48.547 --> 00:28:50.048 ♪ Plus talk to Pope ♪ 480 00:28:50.132 --> 00:28:53.552 ♪ We love you, Lou Laroue ♪ 481 00:28:54.136 --> 00:28:55.136 Hey! 482 00:28:56.138 --> 00:28:57.138 We'll be right back. 483 00:28:57.639 --> 00:28:58.849 Welcome to Warsaw! 484 00:29:00.016 --> 00:29:02.477 Hey, hey, hello! Good see you! 485 00:29:02.561 --> 00:29:04.479 We just arrive in Bratislava. 486 00:29:05.522 --> 00:29:07.065 Vienna. How about that! 487 00:29:07.649 --> 00:29:09.109 Buongiorno, buongiorno. 488 00:29:09.192 --> 00:29:11.528 We in Rome, and today, we gonna meet Pope. 489 00:29:11.945 --> 00:29:13.447 Is special, special day. 490 00:29:14.740 --> 00:29:15.782 Okay, Mickey, cut. 491 00:29:16.742 --> 00:29:17.868 Now, can we get gelato? 492 00:29:17.951 --> 00:29:19.453 No, no, no. No time. Let's go. 493 00:29:29.337 --> 00:29:32.924 Anita! And we go this way, right over... 494 00:29:33.008 --> 00:29:33.842 This way. 495 00:29:33.925 --> 00:29:36.470 Now we're gonna have five-star Italian lunch and gelato. 496 00:29:36.553 --> 00:29:39.806 And then we're gonna have private audience with Holy Father. 497 00:29:39.890 --> 00:29:41.850 Okay, watch out here. We got some uneven pavement. 498 00:29:41.933 --> 00:29:43.894 Oh, I'm sorry. No, keep going. Okay. 499 00:29:43.977 --> 00:29:46.855 Careful. Here we go. Everybody this way for yum-yum. 500 00:29:46.938 --> 00:29:49.733 - You come with me, Mickey Stutz. - What about lunch? I'm hungry. 501 00:29:49.816 --> 00:29:51.193 I got peanuts on the bus. Come on. 502 00:29:54.070 --> 00:29:56.656 - What the hell's going on? - Mickey, no, no, no! Shut that off! 503 00:29:56.740 --> 00:29:58.260 I thought I was filming you. 504 00:29:59.075 --> 00:30:01.286 You are here to be my bodyguard. 505 00:30:02.370 --> 00:30:03.538 Bodyguard for what? 506 00:30:04.414 --> 00:30:07.501 I don't have confirmed appointment with Holy Father. 507 00:30:07.584 --> 00:30:08.418 What? 508 00:30:08.502 --> 00:30:10.670 This is the Premium Pope Package. 509 00:30:10.754 --> 00:30:12.589 Is disaster. 510 00:30:12.672 --> 00:30:14.174 You said we were gonna meet the Pope. 511 00:30:14.257 --> 00:30:16.593 I know. I've been calling for weeks. Nobody give me answer. 512 00:30:16.676 --> 00:30:18.053 I thought you knew him. 513 00:30:18.136 --> 00:30:20.514 I meet him once when I am seven years old! 514 00:30:20.597 --> 00:30:22.265 - Excuse me. - Wha... 515 00:30:23.266 --> 00:30:25.811 Jan, all these people are here to see the Pope. 516 00:30:25.894 --> 00:30:27.054 What are you gonna tell them? 517 00:30:27.103 --> 00:30:30.941 I'm gonna say, "Who you think you are? Pope is busy man! 518 00:30:31.024 --> 00:30:33.026 He can't meet nobodies from Pennsylvania!" 519 00:30:33.985 --> 00:30:35.362 Now, we try bribe. 520 00:30:35.445 --> 00:30:38.532 This a lot of money. I need you walk with me and look tough. 521 00:30:39.324 --> 00:30:40.325 What? 522 00:30:46.790 --> 00:30:50.126 - Make sure nobody follow us. - Why would somebody be following us? 523 00:30:50.210 --> 00:30:52.254 - To kill us and take the money! - What? 524 00:31:07.102 --> 00:31:08.353 - Who is that? - Who? 525 00:31:08.436 --> 00:31:09.622 - See him before? - I don't know. 526 00:31:09.646 --> 00:31:10.480 He coming. 527 00:31:10.564 --> 00:31:12.333 - I don't know... - Pretend like you have gun. 528 00:31:12.357 --> 00:31:15.235 Don't you... Stay away from this suitcase! 529 00:31:25.495 --> 00:31:28.540 - I go there. - Okay, I'll go with you. 530 00:31:29.791 --> 00:31:31.126 No, you too sweaty. 531 00:31:47.392 --> 00:31:49.811 Jan, honey, do you think that he's coming soon? 532 00:31:49.895 --> 00:31:53.815 I'm just a little worried. A lot of these old people are looking a little pooped. 533 00:31:54.024 --> 00:31:56.443 Any moment. Go light candle and pray. 534 00:31:56.902 --> 00:31:59.696 - Oh. Are you okay? - Excellent. 535 00:32:02.490 --> 00:32:06.369 - It's 4:45. You said he'd be here at 3:00. - I think I said, " If he come." 536 00:32:06.453 --> 00:32:08.288 You didn't say "if." You said it was okay. 537 00:32:08.371 --> 00:32:12.125 I need you calm down, because even if Pope doesn't come and whole trip is ruined, 538 00:32:12.208 --> 00:32:15.045 everyone have their health, and that is what matters most. 539 00:32:15.337 --> 00:32:16.421 I'm gonna throw up. 540 00:32:17.380 --> 00:32:20.216 - Those criminals took my money. - These people are gonna go apeshit. 541 00:32:20.300 --> 00:32:23.345 That lying priest gonna see a side of Jan Lewan he not like. 542 00:32:29.559 --> 00:32:31.353 Pray for me, Mickey Stutz. 543 00:32:31.686 --> 00:32:34.856 Wait... why am I praying? What am I praying for? Jan! 544 00:32:51.790 --> 00:32:53.500 ♪ Gloria! Gloria! ♪ 545 00:32:55.335 --> 00:32:57.045 ♪ Gloria! Gloria! ♪ 546 00:32:58.838 --> 00:33:04.010 ♪ In Excelsis Deo ♪ 547 00:33:05.261 --> 00:33:10.225 ♪ In Excelsis Deo ♪ 548 00:33:11.393 --> 00:33:14.437 ♪ Gloria! Gloria! ♪ 549 00:33:14.521 --> 00:33:17.899 ♪ Gloria! Gloria! ♪ 550 00:33:17.983 --> 00:33:24.072 ♪ In Excelsis Deo ♪ 551 00:33:27.617 --> 00:33:30.954 ♪ Gloria! Gloria! ♪ 552 00:33:31.037 --> 00:33:37.043 ♪ In Excelsis ♪ 553 00:33:41.381 --> 00:33:44.884 ♪ Deo ♪ 554 00:33:48.013 --> 00:33:54.185 ♪ Gloria in Excelsis Deo ♪ 555 00:33:58.398 --> 00:34:01.943 ♪ In Excelsis ♪ 556 00:34:09.075 --> 00:34:11.494 ♪ Gloria in Excelsis Deo ♪ 557 00:34:11.578 --> 00:34:13.204 You hungry? Hey, you want some peanuts? 558 00:34:13.288 --> 00:34:14.873 There some peanuts at the door. Good. 559 00:34:14.956 --> 00:34:17.917 We have good day, no? Is special good day. 560 00:34:18.793 --> 00:34:21.421 This has been the best day of my life. 561 00:34:21.504 --> 00:34:25.216 - All our lives. - We want to invest more money with you. 562 00:34:25.300 --> 00:34:27.927 We've told all our friends about it 563 00:34:28.011 --> 00:34:32.265 in a very "shh" way, and they want to invest with you, too. 564 00:34:39.147 --> 00:34:42.901 I pass out clipboard. Everyone write down how much. 565 00:34:52.451 --> 00:34:54.495 Mmm. 566 00:34:55.788 --> 00:34:59.708 - I wish Ma could've been with us today. - I know. Barb is so much fun. 567 00:35:01.543 --> 00:35:04.630 Stop it. I'm serious. She would've been so impressed. 568 00:35:04.713 --> 00:35:08.092 She would've seen all these people who want to invest with you. 569 00:35:08.801 --> 00:35:11.595 We don't tell Mama about these invests. 570 00:35:11.678 --> 00:35:13.889 I want her to know about all of the people 571 00:35:13.972 --> 00:35:15.933 who believe in you the way that I believe in you. 572 00:35:16.016 --> 00:35:19.103 Yeah, but is not nice to be "I told you so" to Mama. 573 00:35:19.186 --> 00:35:20.187 Please. 574 00:35:20.270 --> 00:35:24.274 I am so sick of her always telling me that you're never gonna succeed. 575 00:35:24.358 --> 00:35:27.361 I think it would be very nice to rub it in her face for once. 576 00:35:27.444 --> 00:35:29.780 Marla, we just see Pope. 577 00:35:30.656 --> 00:35:32.449 Our hearts are full with love. 578 00:35:32.533 --> 00:35:34.284 You're right. 579 00:35:35.494 --> 00:35:38.080 I'm sorry. I'm a bad person. 580 00:35:38.163 --> 00:35:39.498 Mnh-mnh. 581 00:35:40.082 --> 00:35:44.920 You are human, with flaws and desires, like all the people. 582 00:35:45.003 --> 00:35:46.046 Oh, gee. 583 00:35:46.630 --> 00:35:51.176 And, also, I think is better you never, ever, ever talk about invest 584 00:35:51.260 --> 00:35:53.470 because I take care of all the business. 585 00:35:54.054 --> 00:35:55.054 Really? 586 00:35:55.556 --> 00:35:58.517 Don't... Never... I mean, I thought that we were partners. 587 00:35:58.600 --> 00:36:01.478 - Did I do something wrong? - You kidding me? 588 00:36:01.562 --> 00:36:04.106 - Mm? - You did something right. 589 00:36:05.149 --> 00:36:06.417 - Jan... - I want you to remember. 590 00:36:06.441 --> 00:36:08.735 Remember, all I do, I do for you. 591 00:36:10.612 --> 00:36:14.408 Yes, we are here in Rome, in this gorgeous hotel suite. 592 00:36:14.491 --> 00:36:18.412 So you know what? Yeah. You're obviously doing something right. 593 00:36:19.163 --> 00:36:21.165 - To today. - To today. 594 00:36:25.419 --> 00:36:26.587 Mmm! 595 00:36:28.172 --> 00:36:30.549 I think is time we hire full-time videographer. 596 00:36:30.632 --> 00:36:33.552 Film everything I do: the shows, the tour, 597 00:36:33.635 --> 00:36:38.140 next time we go to visit Pope, of course, and then we sell the tapes to the fans. 598 00:36:39.391 --> 00:36:41.727 Jan, that's brilliant. 599 00:36:43.061 --> 00:36:44.062 Hold that thought. 600 00:36:45.063 --> 00:36:47.733 - Prego! - Today, I saw who you really are. 601 00:36:47.816 --> 00:36:50.194 - Mickey? - You're a liar. 602 00:36:51.195 --> 00:36:54.364 I not lie. I say we meet Pope, we meet Pope. 603 00:36:54.448 --> 00:36:56.491 Cut the crap. We were hanging on by a thread. 604 00:36:56.575 --> 00:36:58.052 What if we didn't get to see the Holy Father? 605 00:36:58.076 --> 00:36:59.203 But we did. 606 00:36:59.286 --> 00:37:01.580 But you lied to all those people! 607 00:37:02.080 --> 00:37:05.459 Mickey, some things you say so you can make happen. 608 00:37:06.752 --> 00:37:09.046 How you think I get here? Where I am today? 609 00:37:09.880 --> 00:37:12.633 I say what will happen, and I believe. 610 00:37:13.217 --> 00:37:16.011 Man, you got excuses up the wazoo. 611 00:37:16.094 --> 00:37:18.889 No, I have America up the wazoo. 612 00:37:19.556 --> 00:37:21.892 Nothing happen without you believe. 613 00:37:22.976 --> 00:37:25.187 You believe house, someday house. 614 00:37:25.687 --> 00:37:28.273 You believe beautiful wife, someday wife. 615 00:37:28.857 --> 00:37:31.443 You believe in friend, someday friend. 616 00:37:33.737 --> 00:37:35.906 You say big things and big things happen. 617 00:37:37.449 --> 00:37:39.284 I not liar. I believer. 618 00:37:45.082 --> 00:37:46.083 Man. 619 00:37:48.877 --> 00:37:51.838 You got guts, Jan. I could never do that. 620 00:37:51.922 --> 00:37:53.423 So make something happen. 621 00:37:54.925 --> 00:37:56.051 Like what? 622 00:37:57.010 --> 00:37:58.136 Something. Anything. 623 00:38:00.138 --> 00:38:01.139 I... 624 00:38:03.308 --> 00:38:04.309 nah, it's stupid. 625 00:38:04.393 --> 00:38:07.771 No, you say to me what you want to happen. 626 00:38:07.854 --> 00:38:09.815 I give you the power! 627 00:38:14.569 --> 00:38:15.737 I hate my name. 628 00:38:17.239 --> 00:38:18.740 I always wanted a stage name. 629 00:38:21.618 --> 00:38:23.078 I wanted to be called... 630 00:38:25.414 --> 00:38:26.623 "Mickey Pizzazz." 631 00:38:36.383 --> 00:38:37.384 Mickey. 632 00:38:39.970 --> 00:38:40.971 Come. 633 00:38:47.853 --> 00:38:48.854 We kneel. 634 00:38:50.188 --> 00:38:51.481 Come. 635 00:38:52.065 --> 00:38:53.400 Okay. 636 00:39:06.747 --> 00:39:11.293 Mickey Stutz want to be called "Mickey Pizzazz." 637 00:39:12.544 --> 00:39:15.422 Is pizzazzy name for pizzazzy guy. 638 00:39:16.965 --> 00:39:19.009 And today, God hears you. 639 00:39:24.348 --> 00:39:28.602 From now on, you are Mickey Pizzazz. 640 00:39:34.483 --> 00:39:35.525 Thank you. 641 00:39:52.292 --> 00:39:54.586 Come on, let's dance! Everybody dance! 642 00:40:06.681 --> 00:40:10.227 On sax, Judy Glemp and Lonny Suwalski! 643 00:40:11.603 --> 00:40:14.481 On trumpet, my own son, David Lewan! 644 00:40:15.816 --> 00:40:19.277 And tonight, on clarinet, my main man, my number one... 645 00:40:19.361 --> 00:40:23.198 Mr. Magic Fingers himself, Mickey Pizzazz! 646 00:40:38.338 --> 00:40:40.966 Vince, go in tight for this. 647 00:40:41.716 --> 00:40:42.968 Everybody... cut the lights! 648 00:40:43.051 --> 00:40:45.804 Everybody, stop! Everybody, stop! 649 00:40:45.887 --> 00:40:49.516 Everybody, Marla just told me incredible news. 650 00:40:49.891 --> 00:40:53.186 I am so happy to share this with all you who have support Jan Lewan 651 00:40:53.270 --> 00:40:54.855 for all these many years. 652 00:40:54.938 --> 00:40:56.356 I cannot do without you. 653 00:40:56.440 --> 00:41:00.026 Our last CD, which we have on sale here tonight, 654 00:41:00.110 --> 00:41:03.780 has been nominated... for Grammy Award! 655 00:41:03.864 --> 00:41:07.701 "Best Album of Year, polka category"! 656 00:41:08.493 --> 00:41:09.536 Oh, I love you. 657 00:41:10.036 --> 00:41:11.288 Oh, my God. 658 00:41:11.955 --> 00:41:15.709 Hey! Hey, get over here, you son of a bitch! Get over here! 659 00:41:17.252 --> 00:41:20.130 Hey. Hey. We're gonna do "Proud To Be An American." 660 00:41:20.213 --> 00:41:21.840 Okay? "Proud To Be An American." 661 00:41:21.923 --> 00:41:23.925 "Proud To Be An American." 662 00:41:26.470 --> 00:41:28.638 This one from my heart. 663 00:41:32.267 --> 00:41:37.272 ♪ You were born in America ♪ 664 00:41:37.355 --> 00:41:42.569 ♪ How fortunate you are ♪ 665 00:41:43.737 --> 00:41:48.617 ♪ Only in America ♪ 666 00:41:48.700 --> 00:41:53.622 ♪ Can you reach for the highest stars ♪ 667 00:41:54.247 --> 00:41:57.417 ♪ You can say what you want ♪ 668 00:41:58.001 --> 00:42:00.295 ♪ Think what you want ♪ 669 00:42:00.962 --> 00:42:06.301 ♪ Do what you want to do ♪ 670 00:42:06.718 --> 00:42:11.306 ♪ Oh, to be an American ♪ 671 00:42:11.765 --> 00:42:16.937 ♪ To be like one of you ♪ 672 00:42:18.396 --> 00:42:23.151 ♪ I came here from a foreign land ♪ 673 00:42:23.735 --> 00:42:27.864 ♪ How fortunate I am ♪ 674 00:42:29.241 --> 00:42:34.079 ♪ And like so many before me ♪ 675 00:42:34.663 --> 00:42:39.960 ♪ You opened up your arms ♪ 676 00:42:40.544 --> 00:42:43.213 ♪ You give me your valleys ♪ 677 00:42:43.296 --> 00:42:45.882 ♪ Mountains and your plains ♪ 678 00:42:45.966 --> 00:42:51.638 ♪ You give me a love that's true ♪ 679 00:42:52.222 --> 00:42:56.726 ♪ Now, I, too, am American ♪ 680 00:42:57.310 --> 00:43:01.731 ♪ I am just like one of you ♪ 681 00:43:06.236 --> 00:43:11.408 ♪ Now, I am an American ♪ 682 00:43:11.491 --> 00:43:18.456 ♪ I am just like one of you ♪ 683 00:43:20.500 --> 00:43:27.007 ♪ Just like you and you ♪ 684 00:43:36.391 --> 00:43:37.976 Ziggy-zaggy, ziggy-zaggy! 685 00:43:38.059 --> 00:43:39.352 Oi, oi, oi! 686 00:43:40.312 --> 00:43:44.024 - How many you bringing out to LA? - I sign 500. You think is enough? 687 00:43:44.441 --> 00:43:46.818 - Yeah. If you need more, I'll send them. - Okay. 688 00:43:48.653 --> 00:43:49.654 Jan? 689 00:43:50.780 --> 00:43:51.781 Yeah, go. 690 00:43:52.490 --> 00:43:54.951 You know how Lindsey has those learning issues? 691 00:43:55.035 --> 00:43:58.580 Yeah, I know you have struggles. But Lindsey is so cute little girl. 692 00:43:58.663 --> 00:44:01.082 We found a specialist she really clicked with. 693 00:44:01.166 --> 00:44:02.167 I mean, Jan... 694 00:44:02.250 --> 00:44:04.370 she was making connections like she never made before. 695 00:44:05.378 --> 00:44:06.921 But it's expensive and I... 696 00:44:07.005 --> 00:44:08.298 You send bill to me. 697 00:44:09.507 --> 00:44:11.259 - Jan, you serious? - Yeah. 698 00:44:11.843 --> 00:44:15.347 Is so good you find some person to help your little girl be normal. 699 00:44:16.264 --> 00:44:18.099 You know how much this means to Beth and me. 700 00:44:20.352 --> 00:44:21.353 Come. 701 00:44:21.436 --> 00:44:22.937 - I do. - Thank you. 702 00:44:23.813 --> 00:44:24.814 I really do. 703 00:44:27.359 --> 00:44:33.114 I don't get how this place stays open. We haven't had a customer in three hours. 704 00:44:33.198 --> 00:44:35.241 Well, that's why Pop started the catalog business. 705 00:44:35.825 --> 00:44:39.037 This is a business? I was not aware. 706 00:44:39.120 --> 00:44:41.122 Grandma, why are you so mad at Pop all the time? 707 00:44:41.206 --> 00:44:46.336 I'm not mad at your father. I just think he lives in la-la land. 708 00:44:46.920 --> 00:44:48.672 He's meeting with producers in Los Angeles. 709 00:44:48.755 --> 00:44:51.341 And when he gets his own TV show, he says I can be on it. 710 00:44:52.008 --> 00:44:57.555 Sweetheart, that is la-la talk. Nothing more. 711 00:44:57.639 --> 00:45:00.558 People love coming to his concerts. He makes them happy. 712 00:45:00.642 --> 00:45:03.520 Flying himself first class to LA, 713 00:45:03.603 --> 00:45:06.898 putting himself up in Beverly Hills. How? 714 00:45:06.981 --> 00:45:08.942 All right, I'm gonna get some lunch. 715 00:45:09.442 --> 00:45:12.570 I just don't want you to follow in his footsteps. 716 00:45:12.654 --> 00:45:15.782 You're a good boy, and there are better footsteps. 717 00:45:15.865 --> 00:45:16.865 Okay, Grandma. 718 00:45:17.283 --> 00:45:19.494 - You want anything? - You're a doll. 719 00:45:20.245 --> 00:45:24.582 Get me a cheesesteak. No peppers. And make sure they use the good toaster. 720 00:45:30.839 --> 00:45:32.006 Whew. 721 00:45:35.969 --> 00:45:37.971 Oh, Mickey. 722 00:45:38.054 --> 00:45:41.057 For a second, I thought we actually had a customer. 723 00:45:41.141 --> 00:45:43.059 Hey, Barb. Haven't seen you in a while. 724 00:45:43.893 --> 00:45:48.189 I'm just helping out while they're off jet-setting in California. 725 00:45:48.273 --> 00:45:50.650 Tonight's the big night. Fingers crossed. 726 00:45:50.733 --> 00:45:52.026 - We could win. - No. 727 00:45:52.110 --> 00:45:53.820 Seems unlikely. 728 00:45:55.071 --> 00:45:57.490 I saw Cheryl in the bank. 729 00:45:58.074 --> 00:46:01.703 She's put on a lot of weight. Is she okay? 730 00:46:02.620 --> 00:46:03.705 Thyroid. 731 00:46:04.497 --> 00:46:06.040 Bad mood swings, too. 732 00:46:06.416 --> 00:46:07.542 Mm. 733 00:46:07.959 --> 00:46:10.479 Supposed to pick up some flyers. Jan said they're in his office. 734 00:46:10.545 --> 00:46:11.546 I'll take a look. 735 00:46:12.130 --> 00:46:13.465 Hold down the fort. 736 00:46:15.508 --> 00:46:16.509 Okay. 737 00:46:32.484 --> 00:46:33.693 Found 'em! 738 00:46:40.533 --> 00:46:41.659 They were under the counter. 739 00:46:42.660 --> 00:46:44.162 You're looking real good, Barb. 740 00:46:46.247 --> 00:46:47.665 That's very nice of you. 741 00:46:48.166 --> 00:46:50.627 We're playing the Trump Taj Mahal next month. 742 00:46:51.503 --> 00:46:52.504 You should come. 743 00:46:53.087 --> 00:46:54.087 I don't think so. 744 00:46:55.048 --> 00:46:56.049 Yeah, it's real far. 745 00:47:01.888 --> 00:47:04.140 Things are really picking up here at the Grammys. 746 00:47:04.224 --> 00:47:07.894 I think I see Tom Jones headed toward me on the carpet. 747 00:47:07.977 --> 00:47:09.145 Jan Lewan. 748 00:47:09.312 --> 00:47:11.397 - Who? - Jan Lewan, polka nominee. 749 00:47:12.148 --> 00:47:13.900 - Jan Lewan! - Hello! 750 00:47:13.983 --> 00:47:15.610 Hi! Welcome. 751 00:47:15.693 --> 00:47:17.612 You look like a very happy man. 752 00:47:17.695 --> 00:47:22.158 Yes, I got a great gift basket with mini-hairdryer inside. 753 00:47:22.242 --> 00:47:24.244 - Jan, I see Eddie Murphy. - Where? 754 00:47:24.327 --> 00:47:26.704 - Is this is your first nomination? - What? 755 00:47:27.288 --> 00:47:29.082 Does he look heavier to you? 756 00:47:29.165 --> 00:47:31.376 Oh, my goodness, yes! It's so... 757 00:47:32.710 --> 00:47:33.753 Marla. 758 00:47:33.836 --> 00:47:34.963 - Sheila. - Hey. 759 00:47:35.046 --> 00:47:37.507 We saw Jan's picture in the paper. 760 00:47:37.590 --> 00:47:40.760 We didn't win a Grammy, but it was a thrill to be nominated. 761 00:47:40.843 --> 00:47:42.053 Were you there, too? 762 00:47:43.137 --> 00:47:45.181 - Of course, I was there. - Oh, my God! 763 00:47:45.265 --> 00:47:46.724 What was it like? 764 00:47:47.100 --> 00:47:49.352 Sheila, it was 70 degrees in Los Angeles. 765 00:47:50.144 --> 00:47:52.313 You must've seen famous people. 766 00:47:52.397 --> 00:47:55.942 Tom Jones, Andy Garcia, Eddie Murphy... 767 00:47:56.025 --> 00:47:57.485 I met Judy Tenuta. 768 00:47:57.569 --> 00:48:00.572 - Was she nice? - She was so nice. So nice. 769 00:48:01.739 --> 00:48:02.866 Can you put this on a tab? 770 00:48:02.949 --> 00:48:06.619 Tell Jan to be a little bit more careful with the mustard. 771 00:48:06.703 --> 00:48:09.455 - He loves his mustard. - Wow. 772 00:48:09.539 --> 00:48:11.541 Your life is so exciting. 773 00:48:11.624 --> 00:48:14.836 - Oh. - I knew you when you were nobody. 774 00:48:15.795 --> 00:48:19.674 I was never nobody. I was always Marla. 775 00:48:19.757 --> 00:48:20.675 Oh, yeah. 776 00:48:20.758 --> 00:48:25.305 Sure, I mean, but... who's Marla? She went to school with Sheila. 777 00:48:25.388 --> 00:48:28.016 Marla and Sheila are not at the Grammys, meeting the Pope. 778 00:48:28.099 --> 00:48:30.768 - Well... - You're Mrs. Jan Lewan. 779 00:48:31.144 --> 00:48:33.605 That's way better than plain old Marla. 780 00:48:33.688 --> 00:48:34.814 Good to see you, Sheila. 781 00:48:35.857 --> 00:48:38.443 So, Vince, you know what I wanna get? I wanna get "tight cowboy." 782 00:48:38.651 --> 00:48:41.195 - Okay, cowboy is a head-to-knee. - Yes, so tight cowboy. 783 00:48:41.279 --> 00:48:44.616 - Do you think of me as Mrs. Jan Lewan? - Yes, of course! 784 00:48:44.699 --> 00:48:47.785 So I want you to pan from me to crowd, then back to close on me. 785 00:48:47.869 --> 00:48:51.039 Yeah, Vince, just make sure you get Jan, Jan, Jan and only Jan. 786 00:48:54.083 --> 00:48:55.203 - What I say? - I don't know. 787 00:48:57.420 --> 00:49:01.466 Welcome to our 14th Annual Polkafest. 788 00:49:04.552 --> 00:49:05.803 Yeah. 789 00:49:07.138 --> 00:49:11.309 It is my privilege to introduce the wonderful performer 790 00:49:11.392 --> 00:49:12.894 you are about to see... 791 00:49:13.895 --> 00:49:16.773 who also happens to be my husband. 792 00:49:18.524 --> 00:49:21.986 I think a lot of you look at me and you think, "Wow, she's so lucky 793 00:49:22.070 --> 00:49:25.031 because she's 'Mrs. Jan Lewan.'" 794 00:49:26.157 --> 00:49:27.157 Ahem. 795 00:49:27.575 --> 00:49:31.120 But there's a lot more to me. 796 00:49:32.413 --> 00:49:36.042 And I'm always introducing Jan, so maybe I introduce myself tonight. 797 00:49:37.585 --> 00:49:40.004 Okay, so I'm sure a lot of you remember 798 00:49:40.088 --> 00:49:44.801 that I did compete for and won... 799 00:49:45.760 --> 00:49:46.761 Junior Miss Hazelton. 800 00:49:49.597 --> 00:49:50.682 I can also sing and dance, 801 00:49:50.765 --> 00:49:54.060 but how would you ever know that? Because I never get the chance. 802 00:49:54.602 --> 00:49:55.603 Ahem. 803 00:49:56.646 --> 00:50:00.358 My story is the story of so many women. 804 00:50:00.441 --> 00:50:05.655 Because I put my dreams aside so that I could raise a family... 805 00:50:06.322 --> 00:50:10.368 and let my husband hog the spotlight. 806 00:50:10.451 --> 00:50:12.912 And I'm sure a lot of you ladies can relate to that. 807 00:50:13.579 --> 00:50:16.666 Didn't you use to have dreams and... 808 00:50:18.126 --> 00:50:19.293 and goals? 809 00:50:20.545 --> 00:50:21.838 What happened? 810 00:50:23.214 --> 00:50:25.800 So that's just a little something about who I am. 811 00:50:27.468 --> 00:50:28.469 So... 812 00:50:29.637 --> 00:50:31.764 without further ado... uh, 813 00:50:31.848 --> 00:50:36.936 uh, I would like to introduce the enormously talented Polish Prince, 814 00:50:37.019 --> 00:50:39.021 Jan Lewan! 815 00:50:39.105 --> 00:50:41.149 Hey! 816 00:50:44.444 --> 00:50:47.989 My lovely wife, who is not just my wife. 817 00:50:48.865 --> 00:50:51.409 She much, much, much, much, much, much more. 818 00:50:51.492 --> 00:50:55.955 She is wonderful mother, and more than that, too, she... 819 00:50:57.081 --> 00:50:59.292 fold the laundry so good. 820 00:50:59.917 --> 00:51:00.835 That is bonus. 821 00:51:00.918 --> 00:51:05.965 Because what I really am trying to say is, she is amazing at whatever she do. 822 00:51:06.048 --> 00:51:09.302 - So please give up hands for my Marla! - Yeah! 823 00:51:09.385 --> 00:51:11.220 Marla! 824 00:51:11.846 --> 00:51:13.556 One, two, go! 825 00:51:26.861 --> 00:51:31.240 So, Mom, what happened out there tonight? Did you, like, blow a fuse or something? 826 00:51:31.324 --> 00:51:33.701 Mmm, this sesame chicken is yummy. 827 00:51:34.035 --> 00:51:35.453 Why? Was it bad? 828 00:51:35.536 --> 00:51:39.040 No, no! Everyone come up to me after and say how great talker you are. 829 00:51:40.583 --> 00:51:44.253 Tonight made me realize that I need to do something for myself. 830 00:51:44.337 --> 00:51:46.422 I couldn't agree more. 831 00:51:47.006 --> 00:51:47.924 Listen. 832 00:51:48.007 --> 00:51:51.636 I do the books for Dr. Morrissey's practice in Scranton. 833 00:51:51.719 --> 00:51:53.679 He's looking for a new office manager. 834 00:51:53.763 --> 00:51:55.890 You would be perfect, Marla. 835 00:51:55.973 --> 00:51:58.768 What about gift shop? Marla is best amber salesman. 836 00:51:58.851 --> 00:52:01.896 I'm talking about a secure job, 837 00:52:01.979 --> 00:52:05.650 with regular hours and a regular paycheck. 838 00:52:05.733 --> 00:52:08.903 You want Marla to work for dentist? What kind of life is that? 839 00:52:08.986 --> 00:52:11.614 It's a kind of life with health insurance! 840 00:52:11.697 --> 00:52:14.283 Stop it! Stop! Both of you, stop it! 841 00:52:15.326 --> 00:52:18.329 I want to do something big and something that I can be proud of, 842 00:52:18.412 --> 00:52:20.915 which is why I have decided, tonight, 843 00:52:20.998 --> 00:52:24.836 that I am going to compete in the Mrs. Pennsylvania Beauty Pageant. 844 00:52:28.256 --> 00:52:31.175 That is a complete waste of time. 845 00:52:31.759 --> 00:52:34.220 Those pageants are a racket! 846 00:52:34.303 --> 00:52:36.180 Of course, you should do that, my darling. 847 00:52:36.264 --> 00:52:37.264 Jan. 848 00:52:38.182 --> 00:52:40.643 I'm gonna need a trainer, a dance coach, 849 00:52:40.726 --> 00:52:42.603 - a speech coach... - We get my guy. 850 00:52:42.687 --> 00:52:45.356 I need gowns and a lot of bathing suits. 851 00:52:45.439 --> 00:52:47.567 - We go to Miami. - I need new shoes... 852 00:52:47.650 --> 00:52:51.571 - We get all most expensive. - How are you gonna pay for all this? 853 00:52:52.446 --> 00:52:56.450 You are not a beauty queen. You look like your father. 854 00:52:56.534 --> 00:52:58.828 You are not doing this. 855 00:52:58.911 --> 00:53:00.371 Know what? 856 00:53:01.289 --> 00:53:06.252 All respect, Barb, but this my house! And I am man, and I am decider! 857 00:53:06.335 --> 00:53:10.339 Marla, wake up and pull your head out of your ass! 858 00:53:13.342 --> 00:53:15.178 Do you know what your problem is, Ma? 859 00:53:15.678 --> 00:53:17.179 You're not a happy person! 860 00:53:17.263 --> 00:53:19.891 - Just let her go. - You wanna believe in fairy tales? 861 00:53:19.974 --> 00:53:24.562 Far be it from me. Go ahead! Believe in your fantasy world! 862 00:53:24.645 --> 00:53:29.025 I would rather live in a fantasy world than whatever world you're living in! 863 00:53:29.609 --> 00:53:33.905 I live in a little place called "Open Your Eyes"! 864 00:53:33.988 --> 00:53:38.743 - I am done with you lunatics! - You never believed in me! 865 00:53:38.826 --> 00:53:41.037 Jan believes in me! 866 00:53:43.956 --> 00:53:46.459 Oh, Marla. It's okay. 867 00:53:52.465 --> 00:53:54.425 You know Robby Pulaski? 868 00:53:55.009 --> 00:53:56.802 Marla could've married him. 869 00:53:56.886 --> 00:54:00.306 Now he's the number-one plumber in Scranton. 870 00:54:00.389 --> 00:54:04.185 He's got three trucks going and a swimming pool. 871 00:54:05.269 --> 00:54:06.771 Let me give you a massage. 872 00:54:09.106 --> 00:54:12.276 I begged Marla not to marry a musician. 873 00:54:12.360 --> 00:54:15.071 Now they're dragging my grandson down with them. 874 00:54:15.154 --> 00:54:18.449 Maybe there's something you don't know. Most musicians starve. 875 00:54:18.699 --> 00:54:21.077 But the Jan Lewan Orchestra? We make a living. 876 00:54:21.953 --> 00:54:24.413 I think Jan is a drug dealer. 877 00:54:24.497 --> 00:54:28.209 - What? - He's got multiple post office boxes, 878 00:54:28.292 --> 00:54:30.836 those weird filing cabinets. 879 00:54:30.920 --> 00:54:34.715 He's always getting calls and leaving the room. 880 00:54:34.799 --> 00:54:38.219 One day, he's broke. Next day, he's rolling in dough. 881 00:54:39.011 --> 00:54:41.847 I can't figure out how he's paying that band. 882 00:54:41.931 --> 00:54:43.140 I ran the numbers. 883 00:54:43.224 --> 00:54:45.601 Barb, come on. Come on, please. 884 00:54:45.685 --> 00:54:49.105 The most he gets for a concert is $1,500. 885 00:54:49.188 --> 00:54:51.649 Usually, it's more like 800. 886 00:54:51.732 --> 00:54:55.319 - He's got a other business going on. - He's in the hole with every show. 887 00:54:55.403 --> 00:54:56.570 He's got investors. 888 00:54:57.154 --> 00:54:59.699 What are they investing in? 889 00:55:01.033 --> 00:55:04.078 Do we really have to talk about this right now? Please? 890 00:55:04.161 --> 00:55:05.871 I made up this whole crazy story 891 00:55:05.955 --> 00:55:08.207 so I didn't have to go home and see Cheryl. 892 00:55:09.208 --> 00:55:11.210 I was really looking forward to being with you. 893 00:55:12.128 --> 00:55:17.174 I'm sorry. I'm just so wound up about Jan and what he's up to. 894 00:55:17.758 --> 00:55:21.429 Jan Lewan is not a drug dealer, okay? 895 00:55:21.512 --> 00:55:24.515 You're under his spell. You can't think clearly. 896 00:55:24.598 --> 00:55:27.560 If it wasn't for Jan Lewan, I wouldn't be here right now. 897 00:55:27.643 --> 00:55:31.272 Mickey Stutz didn't have the stuff to cheat on his wife. 898 00:55:31.689 --> 00:55:34.150 But Mickey Pizzazz, he's got the stuff. 899 00:55:36.819 --> 00:55:37.820 You're right. 900 00:55:39.488 --> 00:55:43.659 You don't rent a room at the Land O' Nod to have this conversation. 901 00:55:45.661 --> 00:55:46.871 Mickey... 902 00:55:47.455 --> 00:55:48.456 Yeah, baby? 903 00:55:48.539 --> 00:55:49.707 Will you hold me? 904 00:55:50.708 --> 00:55:52.043 I'll do a lot more than that. 905 00:55:53.502 --> 00:55:54.962 Oh! 906 00:55:55.212 --> 00:55:56.756 Oh, Mickey. 907 00:55:59.842 --> 00:56:03.054 Everyone said Joanne Dupree was gonna win, including my mother. 908 00:56:03.179 --> 00:56:05.139 But Joanne Dupree did not win. 909 00:56:05.598 --> 00:56:06.432 I won. 910 00:56:06.515 --> 00:56:07.850 And you'll win again. 911 00:56:12.104 --> 00:56:14.857 ♪ More is my love ♪ 912 00:56:14.940 --> 00:56:17.318 ♪ Than leaves in the autumn ♪ 913 00:56:17.401 --> 00:56:20.738 ♪ More is my love for you ♪ 914 00:56:21.655 --> 00:56:25.409 ♪ I'll love you till The stars fall from heaven ♪ 915 00:56:25.951 --> 00:56:29.121 ♪ And this I promise you ♪ 916 00:56:30.164 --> 00:56:33.834 ♪ That forever I'll be by your side ♪ 917 00:56:34.210 --> 00:56:37.838 ♪ I will leave you never ♪ 918 00:56:38.422 --> 00:56:42.468 ♪ Trust my heart with your love inside ♪ 919 00:56:42.551 --> 00:56:46.430 ♪ To be there forever ♪ 920 00:56:46.972 --> 00:56:48.349 ♪ More is my love ♪ 921 00:56:48.432 --> 00:56:51.018 ♪ Than birds in the springtime ♪ 922 00:56:51.102 --> 00:56:53.771 ♪ More is my love for you ♪ 923 00:56:55.356 --> 00:56:59.193 ♪ The day we met I knew you would be mine ♪ 924 00:56:59.276 --> 00:57:02.571 ♪ I knew my wish came true ♪ 925 00:57:02.947 --> 00:57:05.074 ♪ More is my love ♪ 926 00:57:05.157 --> 00:57:06.951 ♪ My love ♪ 927 00:57:07.034 --> 00:57:10.996 ♪ For you! ♪ 928 00:57:15.084 --> 00:57:17.420 Everything looks delicious. 929 00:57:19.839 --> 00:57:21.215 What's going on with you? 930 00:57:22.967 --> 00:57:23.968 Come on. 931 00:57:25.302 --> 00:57:26.512 I've moved out. 932 00:57:27.304 --> 00:57:30.724 David got his driver's license. Doesn't need me anymore. 933 00:57:30.808 --> 00:57:33.185 Mm, there's something more than that. 934 00:57:33.769 --> 00:57:36.312 I like having my own place again. 935 00:57:37.647 --> 00:57:41.359 Oh, I saw Jan last week. We had to withdraw all our money with him. 936 00:57:41.443 --> 00:57:43.653 You invested with Jan? 937 00:57:43.736 --> 00:57:47.574 Yeah, we did, but we had to cash out to pay for Sid's gallbladder surgery. 938 00:57:47.657 --> 00:57:49.784 Did you get your money back? 939 00:57:49.868 --> 00:57:51.369 Oh, and then some. 940 00:57:51.453 --> 00:57:53.288 We made so much money with Jan. 941 00:57:53.371 --> 00:57:54.914 Maybe Ken and I should invest. 942 00:57:54.998 --> 00:57:58.168 Don't! Please don't. Trust me. 943 00:57:58.376 --> 00:58:00.420 I'd invest with him again in a heartbeat. 944 00:58:00.503 --> 00:58:02.464 But, now that Sid lost his foot to diabetes, 945 00:58:02.547 --> 00:58:04.299 all our money goes to his fake foot. 946 00:58:04.966 --> 00:58:08.344 It pains me to say this about my own son-in-law... 947 00:58:09.929 --> 00:58:13.349 but I think he's a little shady. 948 00:58:13.808 --> 00:58:15.685 He was always on the up and up with us. 949 00:58:25.528 --> 00:58:29.866 ♪ Polka bubbles, polka bubbles ♪ 950 00:58:29.949 --> 00:58:33.328 ♪ Polka bubbles in the wine ♪ 951 00:58:33.411 --> 00:58:38.082 ♪ And with Mickey on ukulele ♪ 952 00:58:38.166 --> 00:58:44.797 ♪ It's polka bubble time! ♪ 953 00:58:46.424 --> 00:58:47.550 Roar! 954 00:58:47.884 --> 00:58:49.969 Oh! Whoa-oh! 955 00:58:51.137 --> 00:58:52.347 Bitsy Bear fall. 956 00:58:53.473 --> 00:58:56.309 Thank you all for your beautiful dancing! 957 00:58:56.809 --> 00:59:01.814 So I am sure all of you know, next week is Mrs. Pennsylvania Pageant, 958 00:59:01.898 --> 00:59:04.609 and I want lots of people to cheer for my Marla. 959 00:59:04.692 --> 00:59:08.196 So guess what. I rent five buses to bring you all! 960 00:59:08.279 --> 00:59:09.882 Ziggy-zaggy, ziggy-zaggy! 961 00:59:09.906 --> 00:59:11.199 Oi, oi, oi! 962 00:59:11.282 --> 00:59:14.827 There's a whole goddamn bus, yet she always ends up sitting next to me. 963 00:59:14.911 --> 00:59:17.205 Okay, you've got a pretty inflated ego. 964 00:59:17.288 --> 00:59:20.333 I have no interest in sex with you. 965 00:59:20.416 --> 00:59:23.628 Then why do you keep leaving messages on my machine? 966 00:59:23.711 --> 00:59:24.879 Okay, okay, okay. 967 00:59:24.963 --> 00:59:27.382 Lonny, loosen laces, but keep shoes on. 968 00:59:27.465 --> 00:59:31.511 Bitsy, sit somewhere away from Lonny. And no more calling, okay? 969 00:59:32.428 --> 00:59:33.428 Break! 970 00:59:35.640 --> 00:59:39.894 Every time there is shit being stirred, Bitsy Bear is holding spoon. 971 00:59:40.520 --> 00:59:43.439 Don't record none of that. Erase. I don't want none of that. 972 00:59:44.065 --> 00:59:45.191 Can we talk privately? 973 00:59:46.067 --> 00:59:49.946 Vince, go to parking lot. Get people saying, "I love Jan Lewan." 974 00:59:50.738 --> 00:59:52.782 Band's kind of unhappy that you're renting buses. 975 00:59:53.658 --> 00:59:57.620 Buses are investment. We bring crowd, they cheer for Marla. 976 00:59:57.704 --> 01:00:00.832 If Marla wins Mrs. Pennsylvania, we're all gonna make money. 977 01:00:00.915 --> 01:00:02.417 I don't get that. Nobody gets that. 978 01:00:02.500 --> 01:00:06.170 I put on poster. We are big power couple, okay? 979 01:00:06.254 --> 01:00:08.256 Then we get TV show, like Sonny and Cher, 980 01:00:08.339 --> 01:00:09.424 or Regis and Kathie Lee. 981 01:00:09.507 --> 01:00:11.467 Sometimes, you got to spend money to make money. 982 01:00:11.551 --> 01:00:13.011 But where's the money coming from? 983 01:00:13.094 --> 01:00:15.734 Is it coming from my pocket, your investors' pocket, the band? Who? 984 01:00:15.805 --> 01:00:19.142 Anybody in band don't like buses, they can try to make money with no Jan. 985 01:00:19.225 --> 01:00:20.351 Good luck with that. 986 01:00:20.435 --> 01:00:22.353 - I'm sorry. Listen, okay... - Don't... 987 01:00:23.313 --> 01:00:25.565 You wanna see the books, Mickey Pizzazz? 988 01:00:25.648 --> 01:00:27.775 - I show you books, I show you everything. - Yeah. 989 01:00:28.776 --> 01:00:30.903 - I do wanna see the books. - Then you come anytime. 990 01:00:30.987 --> 01:00:32.697 - You come to shop, I show you. - Okay. 991 01:00:32.780 --> 01:00:35.366 Hey, hey, hey. We're okay, huh? 992 01:00:37.118 --> 01:00:39.704 Marla, my beauty, you working so hard, 993 01:00:39.787 --> 01:00:43.249 but, no matter what happen today, you are already... 994 01:00:44.042 --> 01:00:46.669 - Oh! - Oh, Jan. 995 01:00:48.713 --> 01:00:50.715 Let's load those buses! 996 01:00:51.841 --> 01:00:53.384 Okay, conga! 997 01:00:53.468 --> 01:00:55.470 Ba-rum-pa-pa, pa-pa-pa! 998 01:00:56.387 --> 01:00:57.221 Here we go. 999 01:00:57.305 --> 01:00:59.057 Ba-rum-pa-pa, pa-pa, pa! 1000 01:01:33.299 --> 01:01:37.178 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage... 1001 01:01:37.762 --> 01:01:41.974 12 of Pennsylvania's classiest ladies. 1002 01:01:54.195 --> 01:01:57.740 ♪ When I hold you near me ♪ 1003 01:01:58.533 --> 01:02:02.870 ♪ Open up your heart and hear me ♪ 1004 01:02:03.454 --> 01:02:09.877 ♪ I'm the singer You're the song I sing ♪ 1005 01:02:13.214 --> 01:02:17.427 ♪ It's a song about you ♪ 1006 01:02:18.010 --> 01:02:22.306 ♪ How I just can't live without you ♪ 1007 01:02:23.599 --> 01:02:25.017 Marla Lewan of Hazleton, 1008 01:02:25.560 --> 01:02:28.604 if you had all the money in the world, what would you buy? 1009 01:02:36.738 --> 01:02:37.947 I don't need money 1010 01:02:38.030 --> 01:02:42.285 because I already have everything that I need right here. 1011 01:02:42.785 --> 01:02:45.163 My family and my friends. 1012 01:02:45.246 --> 01:02:47.039 That is beautiful answer. 1013 01:02:47.915 --> 01:02:49.917 Up. 1014 01:02:50.418 --> 01:02:51.418 Everyone, up. 1015 01:02:55.673 --> 01:02:57.383 Connie Klopski of Newberg, 1016 01:02:58.009 --> 01:03:00.970 if you were a car, what kind of car would you be? 1017 01:03:01.471 --> 01:03:04.724 I would be a car made in America. 1018 01:03:05.433 --> 01:03:06.809 I would be luxurious. 1019 01:03:07.393 --> 01:03:11.147 And most importantly, I would be fuel-efficient. 1020 01:03:11.230 --> 01:03:15.568 It is imperative that we find our own home-grown sources of energy, 1021 01:03:15.651 --> 01:03:18.446 something that I'm confident 1022 01:03:19.030 --> 01:03:25.161 we, Americans, who are so hard-working and so independent, can do! 1023 01:03:25.244 --> 01:03:27.413 - Yeah! - That's what kind of car I'd be! 1024 01:03:29.332 --> 01:03:30.958 Wow! She's a goddess. 1025 01:03:31.042 --> 01:03:32.042 Yeah! 1026 01:03:32.084 --> 01:03:34.879 - Hey, guys, guys, guys. - Go, America! 1027 01:03:34.962 --> 01:03:36.339 Guys, sit! Sit! 1028 01:03:36.422 --> 01:03:39.550 - Come on, let's sit. - USA! USA! 1029 01:03:39.634 --> 01:03:41.552 USA! 1030 01:03:41.636 --> 01:03:45.556 USA! USA! USA! 1031 01:03:46.140 --> 01:03:48.893 Excuse me, I left lucky krakowska on bus. 1032 01:03:49.727 --> 01:03:51.187 Pardon me, excuse me. 1033 01:03:53.397 --> 01:03:58.653 In third place, hailing all the way from Philadelphia... 1034 01:03:59.237 --> 01:04:00.988 Debra Johnson! 1035 01:04:04.033 --> 01:04:06.035 - Congratulations. - Thank you so much. 1036 01:04:08.246 --> 01:04:10.832 She did real good, Jan. Real good. 1037 01:04:10.915 --> 01:04:13.793 And the runner-up, from Newberg... 1038 01:04:14.502 --> 01:04:16.128 Connie Klopski! 1039 01:04:22.593 --> 01:04:27.348 And this year's Mrs. Pennsylvania goes to... 1040 01:04:28.224 --> 01:04:31.936 Hazleton's own Marla Lewan! 1041 01:04:32.019 --> 01:04:34.021 Yeah! 1042 01:04:43.197 --> 01:04:44.657 Thank you, Lord. Thank you. 1043 01:04:45.741 --> 01:04:47.410 I love you so much. 1044 01:04:49.579 --> 01:04:51.998 Marla work so hard. I so proud. 1045 01:04:52.081 --> 01:04:56.085 And today, I am not Jan Lewan. I am Mr. Mrs. Pennsylvania. 1046 01:04:56.168 --> 01:04:57.753 - I don't know happened. - What? 1047 01:04:57.837 --> 01:05:00.298 - All right? I have no idea... - What happened? 1048 01:05:00.381 --> 01:05:02.550 Okay, let's go! The buses are leaving! 1049 01:05:02.633 --> 01:05:05.928 There is champagne for everyone, but only on the bus, okay? 1050 01:05:06.679 --> 01:05:09.390 Turn around, go that way, lady. Be quick. Move it! 1051 01:05:10.391 --> 01:05:14.103 ♪ There you are, standing in the light ♪ 1052 01:05:14.562 --> 01:05:18.566 ♪ In a way you've dreamed of All your life ♪ 1053 01:05:18.649 --> 01:05:24.655 ♪ All at once standing on your own Mrs. Pennsylvania ♪ 1054 01:05:26.073 --> 01:05:28.159 This is for you, Mr. Lee. 1055 01:05:28.659 --> 01:05:31.579 - It go right up on wall. - If you insist. 1056 01:05:32.580 --> 01:05:37.043 I know you warn me, Mr. Lee, but we got another mustard situation. 1057 01:05:37.627 --> 01:05:38.627 Hello? 1058 01:05:38.961 --> 01:05:40.546 Yes, this is Marla Lewan. 1059 01:05:42.340 --> 01:05:43.340 Uh-huh. 1060 01:05:43.591 --> 01:05:45.343 Of course, I remember you. 1061 01:05:45.968 --> 01:05:47.345 Excuse me? 1062 01:05:48.846 --> 01:05:50.056 How could that be? 1063 01:05:52.016 --> 01:05:54.393 This is outrageous. 1064 01:05:55.311 --> 01:05:56.520 Says who? 1065 01:05:57.563 --> 01:05:58.648 No! 1066 01:05:58.731 --> 01:06:01.108 I'm sorry, but the answer is... is no. 1067 01:06:07.448 --> 01:06:11.243 The man from the pageant says that Connie Klopski won 1068 01:06:11.327 --> 01:06:15.289 and that I have to give back my crown and the luggage and everything. 1069 01:06:15.373 --> 01:06:17.833 But you win. Winner is one who won. 1070 01:06:17.917 --> 01:06:19.168 They're saying I didn't win. 1071 01:06:19.251 --> 01:06:21.754 They're saying that somebody changed the scores. 1072 01:06:21.837 --> 01:06:23.255 What? Who would do that? Why? 1073 01:06:24.340 --> 01:06:25.860 They don't even know. They don't know. 1074 01:06:25.925 --> 01:06:28.678 They're saying somebody bribed one of the judges. 1075 01:06:29.845 --> 01:06:33.849 Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy... 1076 01:06:33.933 --> 01:06:35.142 This not good. 1077 01:06:36.644 --> 01:06:38.104 This not good. 1078 01:06:38.187 --> 01:06:40.731 You didn't have anything to do with this, I hope. 1079 01:06:41.315 --> 01:06:42.316 Me? No. 1080 01:06:42.400 --> 01:06:43.401 - But... - But what? 1081 01:06:43.484 --> 01:06:46.487 I think maybe just do what pageant say to avoid trouble. 1082 01:06:46.570 --> 01:06:49.949 If this get out, it's very, very bad. 1083 01:06:51.993 --> 01:06:53.285 You don't think I won? 1084 01:06:53.995 --> 01:06:57.623 Of course, I think you win! You were number one missus up there, but... 1085 01:06:59.917 --> 01:07:02.420 We know you won, so maybe it's okay. 1086 01:07:02.503 --> 01:07:05.589 We give back the crown, the sashes, the trophy, the luggage. 1087 01:07:05.673 --> 01:07:09.010 Why? Why would I give it back? I'm the winner. 1088 01:07:09.093 --> 01:07:11.012 I'm not handing anything over to Connie Klopski. 1089 01:07:11.095 --> 01:07:12.364 - I don't think you should! - I... 1090 01:07:12.388 --> 01:07:14.640 You should not do that because you are most beautiful! 1091 01:07:14.724 --> 01:07:15.933 Everybody see it! 1092 01:07:16.017 --> 01:07:18.769 Come here. 1093 01:07:21.856 --> 01:07:25.234 Scandal has hit this year's Mrs. Pennsylvania contest. 1094 01:07:25.651 --> 01:07:29.196 Marla Lewan, the wife of polka entertainer Jan Lewan, 1095 01:07:29.280 --> 01:07:30.573 won this year's title. 1096 01:07:30.656 --> 01:07:33.868 Many contend that the final scores were tampered with. 1097 01:07:33.951 --> 01:07:35.327 Bribes are being alleged. 1098 01:07:35.411 --> 01:07:39.081 There is no way she won. No way. 1099 01:07:39.165 --> 01:07:42.209 Judges say runner-up Connie Klopski of Newburg 1100 01:07:42.710 --> 01:07:43.753 was the actual winner. 1101 01:07:43.836 --> 01:07:45.296 I just think it's so sad. 1102 01:07:45.880 --> 01:07:48.340 We all wanna believe in our institutions, and... 1103 01:07:48.424 --> 01:07:50.676 now, you can't even trust the Mrs. Pennsylvania Pageant. 1104 01:07:50.760 --> 01:07:53.596 State officials promise a full investigation. 1105 01:07:54.597 --> 01:07:55.890 This look real bad. 1106 01:07:57.058 --> 01:07:58.100 Jan... 1107 01:07:58.184 --> 01:08:00.686 the only reason "this look real bad" 1108 01:08:00.770 --> 01:08:04.023 is because she's out there and she's just telling her version all over the place. 1109 01:08:04.190 --> 01:08:06.901 We need to get out there and tell our side of the story. 1110 01:08:06.984 --> 01:08:08.569 And I'll tell you what else. 1111 01:08:08.652 --> 01:08:11.072 The only way that Connie Klopski is gonna get my trophy 1112 01:08:11.155 --> 01:08:13.491 is if it comes right through her front window. 1113 01:08:14.784 --> 01:08:18.621 Connie Klopski's been vocal about this throughout this whole controversy, 1114 01:08:18.704 --> 01:08:21.874 and she demands that you turn over the trophy and crown to her. 1115 01:08:22.458 --> 01:08:24.710 All I did was win the Mrs. Pennsylvania contest. 1116 01:08:24.794 --> 01:08:28.214 If anything did happen, I am the victim in all of this. 1117 01:08:28.297 --> 01:08:30.841 Everybody's saying Jan Lewan fixed it. 1118 01:08:30.925 --> 01:08:33.803 They're using the term, "well-connected." What's that mean? 1119 01:08:33.886 --> 01:08:36.972 I call Pope and said, "Pope, tell God make my wife Mrs. Pennsylvania." 1120 01:08:37.056 --> 01:08:39.183 - You called the Pope? - Come on, is ridiculous. 1121 01:08:39.266 --> 01:08:40.101 Okay, but you... 1122 01:08:40.184 --> 01:08:41.393 They say you bribed somebody. 1123 01:08:41.477 --> 01:08:44.188 No, I don't bribe nothing or do nobody. 1124 01:08:44.271 --> 01:08:46.690 If anybody wanna talk more about, you come to my store. 1125 01:08:46.774 --> 01:08:49.527 Jan Lewan Show Gifts, open nine to five, Monday to Saturday. 1126 01:08:49.610 --> 01:08:51.779 But the judges say they didn't vote for you. 1127 01:08:54.949 --> 01:08:57.201 Why the hell did you rig a beauty pageant? 1128 01:08:57.284 --> 01:08:58.577 We're pulling our money out. 1129 01:08:58.661 --> 01:09:00.037 All of it, every penny. 1130 01:09:01.413 --> 01:09:04.250 Jan, are you getting my messages? 1131 01:09:04.333 --> 01:09:05.876 I called you eight times. 1132 01:09:05.960 --> 01:09:08.295 We really need our money. What's going on? 1133 01:09:08.379 --> 01:09:09.856 Did you or did you not say 1134 01:09:09.880 --> 01:09:11.590 you were gonna send us our interest check? 1135 01:09:11.674 --> 01:09:13.134 - Send it. - Hey, Jan. This is Vince. 1136 01:09:13.217 --> 01:09:15.636 - This is kinda awkward, but... - It's Arlene again. 1137 01:09:15.719 --> 01:09:18.406 - I hate having to hound you. - Lindsey's speech therapist... 1138 01:09:18.430 --> 01:09:20.891 - We need money. - ...gotten your check. 1139 01:09:20.975 --> 01:09:23.561 Mr. Lewan, this is First National 1140 01:09:23.644 --> 01:09:26.105 calling to discuss your overdrawn accounts. 1141 01:09:26.188 --> 01:09:28.399 Please give us a call back at your earliest convenience. 1142 01:09:28.482 --> 01:09:32.486 What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? 1143 01:09:36.574 --> 01:09:38.534 Are you sure you want to take your money out now? 1144 01:09:38.617 --> 01:09:41.328 You've been doing very well with reinvest your interest. 1145 01:09:41.412 --> 01:09:43.956 No one else give you 12%, only Jan Lewan. 1146 01:09:48.544 --> 01:09:49.587 Okay. 1147 01:09:50.296 --> 01:09:52.423 Okay, I send check today. 1148 01:09:53.424 --> 01:09:55.759 Which will bounce all over Hazleton. 1149 01:09:55.843 --> 01:09:58.679 Dad, the Krzyewskis are here. They wanna talk to you right now. 1150 01:10:00.306 --> 01:10:02.016 Not here! I come out. 1151 01:10:03.058 --> 01:10:05.811 Ed and Anita! What we owe pleasure? 1152 01:10:05.895 --> 01:10:07.354 We want our money back. 1153 01:10:08.272 --> 01:10:10.399 - Now. - But why? 1154 01:10:10.482 --> 01:10:13.444 We don't like being involved in a big scandal. 1155 01:10:13.527 --> 01:10:15.279 But you were there! You see she win! 1156 01:10:15.362 --> 01:10:16.947 We got this phone call. 1157 01:10:17.031 --> 01:10:19.158 An anonymous person called us 1158 01:10:19.241 --> 01:10:22.161 and told us our investment may not be safe. 1159 01:10:22.244 --> 01:10:24.496 Ugh! Your money so safe. 1160 01:10:24.997 --> 01:10:26.790 Then why would someone call us? 1161 01:10:27.791 --> 01:10:33.172 Look, I have traveled with dancing bear. I have to fire her and she get ugly. 1162 01:10:33.756 --> 01:10:35.424 The bear must've called us. 1163 01:10:36.091 --> 01:10:39.094 I don't care. We want our money back. 1164 01:10:41.555 --> 01:10:45.476 Okay, let's see where we are. Krzyewski, Krzyewski... 1165 01:10:45.559 --> 01:10:46.936 Wow, look at that. 1166 01:10:47.519 --> 01:10:50.439 You two so smart because you roll over invest, 1167 01:10:50.522 --> 01:10:53.567 and also, you put in extra money, so you grow, grow, grow. 1168 01:10:53.817 --> 01:10:56.445 Then it's a good time to get out. 1169 01:10:57.613 --> 01:10:58.614 Yes and no. 1170 01:10:58.697 --> 01:11:01.992 I mean, business is over the roof, bigger than ever. 1171 01:11:02.076 --> 01:11:05.120 And venture is so big. It's 20%. 1172 01:11:05.746 --> 01:11:09.416 But you want money now, so I write check. 1173 01:11:10.501 --> 01:11:13.170 - Twenty percent? - Is not for everybody. 1174 01:11:13.254 --> 01:11:15.965 Is only for people who want to make lots of money. 1175 01:11:16.048 --> 01:11:19.843 Okay, $273,000. 1176 01:11:19.927 --> 01:11:21.220 Whew. 1177 01:11:21.303 --> 01:11:24.306 You have done very well with Jan Lewan. 1178 01:11:27.935 --> 01:11:29.478 Give me your hands. 1179 01:11:32.022 --> 01:11:36.527 I appreciate you investing. I'm gonna miss you. 1180 01:11:37.194 --> 01:11:40.447 But you still come to shows, yes? This weekend is Pocono Onion Fest. 1181 01:11:40.531 --> 01:11:45.995 Can we roll this over into that 20% investment? 1182 01:11:46.578 --> 01:11:49.498 - Of course, you are trusted investors. - Thank you. 1183 01:11:50.499 --> 01:11:51.959 We're keeping our money with you. 1184 01:11:54.003 --> 01:11:57.965 Hold the hands in the middle for the big family shake. 1185 01:11:59.091 --> 01:12:00.731 Let's stop at the Hillside for lunch. 1186 01:12:00.801 --> 01:12:02.886 What? That place is no good. 1187 01:12:02.970 --> 01:12:06.056 - They got the best tuna salad. - Oh, Ed... 1188 01:12:06.140 --> 01:12:08.017 We're going to Shorewood. 1189 01:12:17.276 --> 01:12:20.321 - Pop, what are you doing? - What are you doing? 1190 01:12:20.404 --> 01:12:22.740 I heard what you were saying. Is that realistic? 1191 01:12:22.823 --> 01:12:26.243 You don't talk to me about business! You are trumpet player in my band! 1192 01:12:26.327 --> 01:12:27.703 You don't ask questions! 1193 01:12:27.786 --> 01:12:29.538 You blow the notes I say! 1194 01:12:46.430 --> 01:12:47.430 David. 1195 01:12:51.810 --> 01:12:53.896 I should not talk to you how I did. 1196 01:12:54.396 --> 01:12:58.233 I have made big mess of things, but I will fix. 1197 01:12:59.360 --> 01:13:03.530 I'm sure you can, Pop, but I think maybe you're promising people too much. 1198 01:13:03.614 --> 01:13:06.241 Yes, yes, it's true. You're right. 1199 01:13:06.784 --> 01:13:09.161 I no take investments anymore. 1200 01:13:09.703 --> 01:13:13.832 I gonna book big American tour and work on musics only, okay? 1201 01:13:15.667 --> 01:13:17.187 Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. 1202 01:13:17.211 --> 01:13:18.691 Five months since my last confession. 1203 01:13:18.754 --> 01:13:23.509 I need God's help. I in big trouble. I lose my way. 1204 01:13:24.093 --> 01:13:26.387 - How so? - I'm making all the wrong moves. 1205 01:13:26.470 --> 01:13:28.639 I not know how to stop. I in big hole. 1206 01:13:28.722 --> 01:13:30.641 So many people depending on me. I not want... 1207 01:13:30.724 --> 01:13:33.143 Does this have to do with your investment business? 1208 01:13:34.728 --> 01:13:35.646 Excuse? 1209 01:13:35.729 --> 01:13:37.606 My Aunt Judy has her retirement with you. 1210 01:13:38.190 --> 01:13:41.735 - She depends on those interest checks. - Tell God I'm working on it. 1211 01:13:43.612 --> 01:13:45.697 Do you remember someone named Jan Lewan? 1212 01:13:46.156 --> 01:13:47.156 Nope. 1213 01:13:50.702 --> 01:13:51.912 Oh, yeah. 1214 01:13:52.413 --> 01:13:53.664 Jan Lewan. 1215 01:13:54.957 --> 01:13:55.958 Cute little fella. 1216 01:13:56.041 --> 01:13:58.001 I've been getting a lot of calls about him. 1217 01:13:58.085 --> 01:13:59.378 Why did you close his case? 1218 01:13:59.461 --> 01:14:02.840 I checked on him. No one had a bad thing to say. 1219 01:14:02.923 --> 01:14:04.883 I just got off the phone with an elderly couple 1220 01:14:04.967 --> 01:14:08.595 who invested over $60,000 with him, and now he won't return their calls. 1221 01:14:08.846 --> 01:14:12.724 I even went to his show, snooped around a little bit. Weird scene. 1222 01:14:13.475 --> 01:14:14.393 Everybody loved him. 1223 01:14:14.476 --> 01:14:16.228 They said this was the government's fault. 1224 01:14:16.311 --> 01:14:19.690 It's always the government's fault. And they all don't like paying taxes. 1225 01:14:19.773 --> 01:14:23.735 They hate regulations, they all want you to leave them alone, 1226 01:14:23.819 --> 01:14:27.239 while they flush their money down the toilet for some con man. 1227 01:14:31.285 --> 01:14:32.327 Happy you are here. 1228 01:14:32.911 --> 01:14:34.496 Yeah, my first real tour. 1229 01:14:35.497 --> 01:14:38.375 We're gonna keep him out of trouble. Right, Mickey Pizzazz? 1230 01:14:39.501 --> 01:14:43.839 Jan, the band seems kinda low. Maybe you should say something. 1231 01:14:47.217 --> 01:14:49.553 I know recent has been hard times for band. 1232 01:14:50.554 --> 01:14:51.847 Had to let Vince go. 1233 01:14:52.347 --> 01:14:54.808 - And Bitsy Bear. - Thank you. 1234 01:14:55.642 --> 01:14:59.855 Yep. And I not give money raise like I said I would. 1235 01:14:59.938 --> 01:15:03.525 Next time your wife's in a beauty pageant, don't rent five buses. 1236 01:15:03.609 --> 01:15:07.446 Now I get it! Bitsy Bear is gone, so Christopher stir the shit for her. 1237 01:15:09.781 --> 01:15:11.408 But soon, we be back on tops. 1238 01:15:12.075 --> 01:15:14.411 We get new fans and new smiles 1239 01:15:14.495 --> 01:15:16.538 and big money raise, too! 1240 01:15:16.622 --> 01:15:17.998 Ziggy-zaggy, ziggy-zaggy! 1241 01:15:18.081 --> 01:15:19.291 Oi, oi, oi! 1242 01:15:51.198 --> 01:15:52.198 Hello? 1243 01:15:52.407 --> 01:15:54.993 Hello? Am I speaking with Marla Lewan? 1244 01:15:55.953 --> 01:15:57.663 - Yes. - I'm sorry to tell you this, 1245 01:15:57.746 --> 01:15:59.498 but there's been an accident. 1246 01:16:00.082 --> 01:16:02.834 Marla, I so sorry. 1247 01:16:05.379 --> 01:16:07.214 It should be me. 1248 01:16:08.757 --> 01:16:09.841 I wish was me. 1249 01:16:10.884 --> 01:16:12.177 Is all because me. 1250 01:16:13.095 --> 01:16:15.514 Jan, please don't say that. It's not your fault. 1251 01:16:15.597 --> 01:16:17.683 You weren't even driving. 1252 01:16:17.766 --> 01:16:20.269 You had to take him on tour. 1253 01:16:20.769 --> 01:16:23.939 - Ma... - She right. Why I take him? 1254 01:16:25.232 --> 01:16:27.568 I put my little boy on life support. 1255 01:16:36.952 --> 01:16:39.246 Jan... how's he doing? 1256 01:16:40.080 --> 01:16:41.790 If he dies, I die. 1257 01:16:41.873 --> 01:16:44.167 - I kill myself. - Don't say that. 1258 01:16:46.169 --> 01:16:48.171 - Is all my fault. - No. 1259 01:16:48.797 --> 01:16:49.798 - Yes, Mickey. - No. 1260 01:16:49.881 --> 01:16:52.968 - Mickey, I do bad things. - We all do bad things. 1261 01:16:54.303 --> 01:16:55.303 I do worse. 1262 01:16:59.641 --> 01:17:00.934 I cheated on my wife. 1263 01:17:01.643 --> 01:17:02.686 With Barb. 1264 01:17:06.898 --> 01:17:08.859 - With Barb? - I had to end it. 1265 01:17:08.942 --> 01:17:11.111 I didn't like the things she was saying about you. 1266 01:17:12.070 --> 01:17:14.323 Barb hates me, and Barb is right to hate me. 1267 01:17:14.865 --> 01:17:16.408 - I am bad man. - That's not true. 1268 01:17:16.491 --> 01:17:18.160 No, Mickey, is true. 1269 01:17:18.827 --> 01:17:20.912 I do bad. I need to be punished. 1270 01:17:21.288 --> 01:17:23.790 So God is punishing me by hurting David. 1271 01:17:26.501 --> 01:17:27.961 But I beg you, God... 1272 01:17:29.379 --> 01:17:31.059 Do anything you want to me. 1273 01:17:31.131 --> 01:17:34.301 Punish me the worst, but let my little boy live. 1274 01:17:40.265 --> 01:17:41.975 - Sit down. - No. 1275 01:17:42.893 --> 01:17:44.686 Mr. Lewan, remember me? 1276 01:17:48.482 --> 01:17:49.482 Ron Edwards. 1277 01:17:58.867 --> 01:18:01.244 Marla, Marla! Is miracle! God listened to me! 1278 01:18:01.328 --> 01:18:04.581 He punish me instead! Finally, I gonna pay for my sins! 1279 01:18:04.665 --> 01:18:05.665 Is all be okay! 1280 01:18:06.208 --> 01:18:09.753 Mr. Lewan, you are under arrest for multiple counts of fraud! 1281 01:18:09.836 --> 01:18:13.340 I knew it! I knew you were up to something! 1282 01:18:13.423 --> 01:18:15.717 - What's going on? - You're a criminal? 1283 01:18:15.801 --> 01:18:18.595 God is good. So good is God. He hear me, Marla! 1284 01:18:18.679 --> 01:18:20.639 - He hear my prayer. - Who is it? 1285 01:18:20.722 --> 01:18:22.974 God! What do you mean who is? God! God! 1286 01:18:23.058 --> 01:18:25.310 - I get to pay! - Where are you taking him? 1287 01:18:25.394 --> 01:18:27.062 I believed in you! I defended you! 1288 01:18:27.145 --> 01:18:29.707 - What are you doing? - I broke up with Barb because of you! 1289 01:18:29.731 --> 01:18:31.775 - What? - I told you, Mickey! 1290 01:18:31.858 --> 01:18:35.028 - I told you he was feeding you a lie! - You were right, Barb! You were right! 1291 01:18:35.112 --> 01:18:37.072 It's okay. Listen... Oh! My boy! 1292 01:18:37.155 --> 01:18:38.490 Look at my boy's eyes! Look! 1293 01:18:38.573 --> 01:18:40.075 - David! - I told you! 1294 01:18:40.158 --> 01:18:42.661 Those filing cabinets said it all! 1295 01:18:42.744 --> 01:18:44.705 Ma, what are you talking about? 1296 01:18:44.871 --> 01:18:46.248 My life is a lie! 1297 01:18:46.331 --> 01:18:48.458 I bet that's just the tip of the iceberg! 1298 01:18:48.542 --> 01:18:51.712 You're a bullshit artist and a liar! You cooked the books! 1299 01:18:51.795 --> 01:18:55.298 Jan, will you come back here and just tell me what's going on? 1300 01:18:55.382 --> 01:18:58.135 It's okay, Marla! Our boy will live! 1301 01:18:58.218 --> 01:19:02.347 I love you, David! Your father love you! 1302 01:19:03.390 --> 01:19:07.728 Today, polka king Jan Lewan began his five-year prison sentence. 1303 01:19:08.186 --> 01:19:12.023 In a tearful apology, Lewan pled guilty to running a Ponzi scheme 1304 01:19:12.107 --> 01:19:14.735 that targeted the elderly in 14 states. 1305 01:19:14.818 --> 01:19:17.070 Dozens of seniors showed up at the sentencing 1306 01:19:17.154 --> 01:19:19.406 to angrily condemn Lewan in court. 1307 01:19:19.489 --> 01:19:21.158 Jan Lewan wiped us out. 1308 01:19:21.241 --> 01:19:23.577 A lot of people like the Mitsubishi. 1309 01:19:23.994 --> 01:19:26.037 Me, personally, I'm a Sony guy. 1310 01:19:26.580 --> 01:19:31.126 Highest resolution, S-VHS connector, best-in-class audio. 1311 01:19:31.585 --> 01:19:34.629 They all look the same to me. Which one's the cheapest? 1312 01:19:38.884 --> 01:19:39.884 That one. 1313 01:19:43.555 --> 01:19:47.350 ♪ Let's go to Hawaii Where the palm trees sway ♪ 1314 01:19:47.934 --> 01:19:50.687 ♪ Let's put polka bubbles in the wine ♪ 1315 01:19:51.772 --> 01:19:55.776 ♪ They'll teach us How to hula the Hawaiian way ♪ 1316 01:19:55.859 --> 01:19:58.653 ♪ We'll teach them How to polka two-four time ♪ 1317 01:20:03.658 --> 01:20:05.494 People not so nice here. 1318 01:20:05.869 --> 01:20:08.163 Lots of people hating me, I think. 1319 01:20:08.747 --> 01:20:10.027 Even Mickey sent me hate letter. 1320 01:20:10.081 --> 01:20:12.125 But, you know, I taking every day by the day. 1321 01:20:12.209 --> 01:20:13.627 You tell me about you. 1322 01:20:14.211 --> 01:20:15.504 I stopped using my cane. 1323 01:20:16.379 --> 01:20:18.590 That is best news! You... oh! 1324 01:20:29.725 --> 01:20:32.228 Excuse me? I have problem. 1325 01:20:32.311 --> 01:20:35.147 I am very scared of my roommate. 1326 01:20:35.231 --> 01:20:36.941 He just came from solitary. 1327 01:20:37.024 --> 01:20:38.275 - Walker? - Yeah. 1328 01:20:39.276 --> 01:20:41.278 Yeah, you stay outta his way. 1329 01:20:41.779 --> 01:20:44.490 I think is mistake that I am in same room with this man. 1330 01:20:44.573 --> 01:20:47.076 I never kill nobody or even punch a face. 1331 01:20:47.201 --> 01:20:50.246 Whatever you did, it must've been pretty bad if you ended up in here. 1332 01:20:51.205 --> 01:20:53.415 So I stuck in room with crazy man. 1333 01:20:54.041 --> 01:20:58.587 But what am I do? I put myself here, place for the bad people. 1334 01:21:03.676 --> 01:21:05.928 But I thinking of you, Marla. 1335 01:21:06.512 --> 01:21:07.596 Of you and David. 1336 01:21:08.430 --> 01:21:10.474 How I still want to give you everything. 1337 01:21:11.642 --> 01:21:12.977 It keep me alive. 1338 01:21:14.395 --> 01:21:16.313 Ugh! Jan... 1339 01:21:17.690 --> 01:21:19.859 And in the end, I think is good. 1340 01:21:19.942 --> 01:21:22.820 Is good thing, having throat slit by crazy man. 1341 01:21:22.903 --> 01:21:24.738 What? Why, Jan? 1342 01:21:24.822 --> 01:21:28.325 Because, now, everybody here so nice to me. 1343 01:21:28.409 --> 01:21:31.328 Everybody say I am badass with prison cred. 1344 01:21:31.412 --> 01:21:34.415 Ugh! I can't believe they put you in the cell with that lunatic. 1345 01:21:34.498 --> 01:21:35.916 That is the real crime here. 1346 01:21:38.794 --> 01:21:41.005 Whole system is pretty fucked up. 1347 01:21:42.715 --> 01:21:45.259 Well, believe it or not, my mother sends her love. 1348 01:21:45.342 --> 01:21:47.303 - What? To me? - I know. 1349 01:21:47.887 --> 01:21:48.971 She's a real piece of work. 1350 01:21:49.054 --> 01:21:52.808 The most amazing thing happened at the supermarket. 1351 01:21:55.936 --> 01:21:58.856 We heard the good news. 1352 01:21:59.440 --> 01:22:01.692 I don't know what you're talking about. 1353 01:22:01.775 --> 01:22:03.319 - Jan. - Mm. 1354 01:22:05.654 --> 01:22:07.740 Too bad they didn't finish the job. 1355 01:22:08.574 --> 01:22:09.491 Oh! 1356 01:22:09.575 --> 01:22:11.201 Ed, do something! 1357 01:22:11.827 --> 01:22:15.247 - Ooh! You assaulted us! - Nobody forced you! 1358 01:22:15.331 --> 01:22:17.100 - We'll call the police! - You invested 1359 01:22:17.124 --> 01:22:18.792 because you were greedy! 1360 01:22:18.876 --> 01:22:22.212 How could some cut-rate polka musician 1361 01:22:22.296 --> 01:22:25.966 give you 12% when the bank only gives you three? 1362 01:22:26.050 --> 01:22:29.762 You were greedy! Greedy, greedy, greedy! 1363 01:22:29.845 --> 01:22:32.514 You only have yourselves to blame! 1364 01:22:32.598 --> 01:22:35.351 There's something very wrong with you! 1365 01:22:35.434 --> 01:22:38.604 I still got my money! 1366 01:22:38.687 --> 01:22:40.272 Ed, go, go, go! 1367 01:22:40.898 --> 01:22:42.524 - What is she... Oh! - Oh, my... 1368 01:22:45.486 --> 01:22:46.820 Maniac! 1369 01:22:48.030 --> 01:22:51.742 Finally, Mama defend me! That is so good news! 1370 01:22:52.993 --> 01:22:55.371 Yeah, you always said she'd like you eventually. 1371 01:22:55.454 --> 01:22:58.832 So, good keep coming from this slit throat. 1372 01:23:02.169 --> 01:23:05.172 There's something else that I wanted to talk to you about. 1373 01:23:07.299 --> 01:23:08.425 Okay. 1374 01:23:10.636 --> 01:23:11.636 It's been hard. 1375 01:23:12.805 --> 01:23:13.805 Real hard. 1376 01:23:14.223 --> 01:23:16.058 And not just having no money, but... 1377 01:23:18.435 --> 01:23:21.146 people think that I knew about you and your investments. 1378 01:23:21.230 --> 01:23:24.817 You don't know anything. I barely know! 1379 01:23:26.860 --> 01:23:27.860 But you did know. 1380 01:23:31.073 --> 01:23:32.073 You did. 1381 01:23:37.496 --> 01:23:40.499 And maybe then, so I'm just a fool. 1382 01:23:41.875 --> 01:23:45.879 But... I wanted to believe in all of the good things. 1383 01:23:47.798 --> 01:23:48.798 And I... 1384 01:23:50.134 --> 01:23:51.760 I wanted to believe in you... 1385 01:23:53.637 --> 01:23:54.972 because I love you. 1386 01:23:57.891 --> 01:24:00.269 But I don't think that I can ever trust you again. 1387 01:24:02.479 --> 01:24:05.232 - I need to move on with my life. - No. No. 1388 01:24:05.899 --> 01:24:08.444 No, I win you back. You will trust me again. 1389 01:24:09.278 --> 01:24:12.281 I will always, always be a friend to you. 1390 01:24:12.364 --> 01:24:13.907 No! I don't want friend! 1391 01:24:19.079 --> 01:24:22.791 I'm sorry, but I don't wanna be Mrs. Jan Lewan anymore. 1392 01:24:29.256 --> 01:24:30.299 Is official. 1393 01:24:30.883 --> 01:24:32.259 I lose everything. 1394 01:24:35.054 --> 01:24:36.513 I'm so sorry. 1395 01:24:38.474 --> 01:24:39.641 I sorry, too. 1396 01:25:02.873 --> 01:25:03.873 Tyrone. 1397 01:25:04.583 --> 01:25:05.667 So long. 1398 01:25:07.961 --> 01:25:09.379 Applesauce. 1399 01:25:10.214 --> 01:25:11.590 So long. 1400 01:25:11.673 --> 01:25:14.176 Be good, Polka Man. I'll see you at the Grammys. 1401 01:25:14.259 --> 01:25:15.719 Learn a lot from you. 1402 01:25:19.098 --> 01:25:21.183 Hey, Jan. You need a ride someplace? 1403 01:25:22.684 --> 01:25:25.395 No, is good. I take the bus. 1404 01:25:26.063 --> 01:25:27.481 Ziggy-zaggy, ziggy-zaggy! 1405 01:25:27.564 --> 01:25:29.441 Hi, hi, hi! 1406 01:25:46.333 --> 01:25:47.501 You come! 1407 01:25:50.546 --> 01:25:52.881 I'm sorry I'm late. I couldn't get off work till three. 1408 01:25:52.965 --> 01:25:54.299 My boy... 1409 01:25:55.217 --> 01:25:58.470 Is good you such hard worker. 1410 01:26:10.274 --> 01:26:11.400 Mickey. 1411 01:26:11.984 --> 01:26:12.984 Hey, Jan. 1412 01:26:17.030 --> 01:26:18.030 I'm sorry. 1413 01:26:19.658 --> 01:26:21.160 I never came to see you. 1414 01:26:22.494 --> 01:26:23.954 I turned my back on you. 1415 01:26:24.621 --> 01:26:25.914 You here now, Mickey. 1416 01:26:26.915 --> 01:26:27.916 Been a bad friend. 1417 01:26:29.960 --> 01:26:30.960 Is America. 1418 01:26:31.795 --> 01:26:33.380 We all get second chance. 1419 01:26:46.810 --> 01:26:48.228 Oh... 1420 01:26:49.688 --> 01:26:50.856 Is heaven, Mickey. 1421 01:26:52.107 --> 01:26:54.067 Is absolute heaven! 1422 01:26:55.736 --> 01:26:56.987 I gonna play this. 1423 01:26:57.070 --> 01:26:58.155 What is it? 1424 01:26:58.238 --> 01:27:00.657 Is going-away present from my music circle. 1425 01:27:01.700 --> 01:27:03.869 They all do murders, so never get out. 1426 01:27:06.663 --> 01:27:08.624 ♪ With tears in my eyes ♪ 1427 01:27:08.707 --> 01:27:10.209 ♪ I left my Polish home ♪ 1428 01:27:10.876 --> 01:27:12.544 ♪ Two suitcases packed ♪ 1429 01:27:12.628 --> 01:27:14.421 ♪ With everything I own ♪ 1430 01:27:14.504 --> 01:27:18.800 ♪ America, the money tree This was my only goal ♪ 1431 01:27:18.884 --> 01:27:22.971 ♪ And for this, I will work Body, heart, mind, and soul ♪ 1432 01:27:23.055 --> 01:27:24.598 ♪ But I made miscalculation ♪ 1433 01:27:25.182 --> 01:27:26.934 ♪ Brought trial and tribulation ♪ 1434 01:27:27.017 --> 01:27:31.146 ♪ I say prayers of contrition Lord, I need a better mission ♪ 1435 01:27:31.230 --> 01:27:33.232 ♪ I lived the vida loca ♪ 1436 01:27:33.315 --> 01:27:34.983 ♪ But now I'm rapping polka ♪ 1437 01:27:35.067 --> 01:27:37.402 You can feel it, don't you? 1438 01:27:38.362 --> 01:27:39.905 Is good sound, no? 1439 01:27:39.988 --> 01:27:41.716 - That's awesome, Pop. - Yeah, yeah. 1440 01:27:41.740 --> 01:27:44.660 All it needs is a trumpet here and there and a little... 1441 01:27:45.702 --> 01:27:46.702 pizzazz. 1442 01:27:49.623 --> 01:27:51.541 Ah, yes. 1443 01:27:52.960 --> 01:27:54.336 Could be big famous. 1444 01:28:02.010 --> 01:28:03.887 ♪ With tears in my eyes ♪ 1445 01:28:03.971 --> 01:28:05.806 ♪ I left my Polish home ♪ 1446 01:28:05.889 --> 01:28:07.766 ♪ Two suitcases packed ♪ 1447 01:28:07.849 --> 01:28:09.851 ♪ With everything I own ♪ 1448 01:28:09.935 --> 01:28:13.563 ♪ America, the money tree This was my only goal ♪ 1449 01:28:13.647 --> 01:28:15.691 ♪ And for this I will work ♪ 1450 01:28:15.774 --> 01:28:17.943 ♪ Body, heart, mind and soul ♪ 1451 01:28:18.026 --> 01:28:21.154 ♪ I dreamed that everyone in Vegas By now will know my name ♪ 1452 01:28:21.655 --> 01:28:25.409 ♪ In Chicago and Cleveland I will have great fame ♪ 1453 01:28:25.492 --> 01:28:28.829 ♪ In Big Apple You will see my smiling face ♪ 1454 01:28:28.912 --> 01:28:30.998 ♪ From Central Park, Soho ♪ 1455 01:28:31.081 --> 01:28:32.666 ♪ Even in Park Place ♪ 1456 01:28:32.749 --> 01:28:34.501 ♪ When I got to the States ♪ 1457 01:28:34.584 --> 01:28:36.712 ♪ I formed a polka band ♪ 1458 01:28:36.795 --> 01:28:38.922 ♪ We started in dance halls ♪ 1459 01:28:39.006 --> 01:28:41.591 ♪ Toured by bus across the land ♪ 1460 01:28:41.675 --> 01:28:45.429 ♪ I never lost my dream Of being a big star ♪ 1461 01:28:45.512 --> 01:28:49.766 ♪ I pursued it everywhere Here, there, near, far, hey! ♪ 1462 01:28:49.850 --> 01:28:53.687 ♪ But with revelation Came trial and tribulation ♪ 1463 01:28:53.770 --> 01:28:57.691 ♪ But I stayed in meditation Overcome my situation ♪ 1464 01:28:57.774 --> 01:29:01.611 ♪ You can say I did it all They wanted to see me fall ♪ 1465 01:29:01.695 --> 01:29:05.615 ♪ I've been locked behind the walls But still, I standing tall ♪ 1466 01:29:05.699 --> 01:29:07.868 ♪ I have lived the vida loca ♪ 1467 01:29:07.951 --> 01:29:10.120 ♪ But now I'm rapping polka ♪ 1468 01:29:20.130 --> 01:29:23.717 ♪ With hard work and luck I made it really big ♪ 1469 01:29:24.217 --> 01:29:27.637 ♪ Playing my polka music At every major gig ♪ 1470 01:29:27.721 --> 01:29:31.683 ♪ Everyone in Sheboygan Was singing my polka songs ♪ 1471 01:29:31.767 --> 01:29:35.520 ♪ But I never realized things Could go so very wrong ♪ 1472 01:29:36.146 --> 01:29:39.775 ♪ Listen to my story To the tale that I relate ♪ 1473 01:29:39.858 --> 01:29:44.112 ♪ So you and your loved ones May escape my awful fate, hey! ♪ 1474 01:29:44.196 --> 01:29:47.949 ♪ But with revelation Came trial and tribulation ♪ 1475 01:29:48.033 --> 01:29:51.912 ♪ But I stayed in meditation Overcome my situation ♪ 1476 01:29:51.995 --> 01:29:54.164 ♪ You can say I did it all ♪ 1477 01:29:54.247 --> 01:29:55.999 ♪ They wanted to see me fall ♪ 1478 01:29:56.083 --> 01:30:00.128 ♪ I've been locked behind the walls But still, I standing tall ♪ 1479 01:30:00.212 --> 01:30:04.424 ♪ I done lived the vida loca But now I rapping polka ♪ 1480 01:30:04.508 --> 01:30:06.802 ♪ You can feel it, don't you? ♪ 1481 01:30:06.885 --> 01:30:11.056 ♪ Ni-ni, na-ni-ni, ni-ni, na-ni ♪ 1482 01:30:11.139 --> 01:30:14.893 ♪ Ni-ni, na-ni-ni, ni-ni, na-ni ♪ 1483 01:30:14.976 --> 01:30:18.939 ♪ Ni-ni, na-ni-ni, ni-ni, na-ni ♪ 1484 01:30:19.022 --> 01:30:22.025 ♪ Ni-ni, na-ni, na-na-na ni ♪ 1485 01:30:22.109 --> 01:30:23.193 Yo! 1486 01:30:23.276 --> 01:30:27.030 ♪ Ni-ni, na-ni-ni, ni-ni, na-ni ♪ 1487 01:30:27.114 --> 01:30:30.909 ♪ Ni-ni, na-ni-ni, ni-ni, na-ni ♪ 1488 01:30:30.992 --> 01:30:35.122 ♪ Ni-ni, na-ni-ni, ni-ni, na-ni ♪ 1489 01:30:35.205 --> 01:30:39.709 ♪ Ni-ni, na-ni, na-na-na ni ♪ Yeah! Whoo! 1490 01:30:43.672 --> 01:30:47.175 ♪ Ni-ni, na-ni-ni, ni-ni, na-ni ♪ 1491 01:30:47.259 --> 01:30:51.263 ♪ Ni-ni, na-ni-ni, ni-ni, na-ni ♪ 1492 01:30:51.346 --> 01:30:55.559 ♪ Ni-ni, na-ni, na-na-na ni ♪ Whoo-hoo! 1493 01:30:55.642 --> 01:30:57.727 ♪ Ni-ni, na-ni, na-na-na ni ♪ 1494 01:30:57.811 --> 01:30:58.811 Ho! 1495 01:30:59.479 --> 01:31:01.064 ♪ That's my polka rap! ♪ 1496 01:31:05.068 --> 01:31:06.068 Ho! 1497 01:31:08.989 --> 01:31:11.741 ♪ For happiness and health ♪ 1498 01:31:12.576 --> 01:31:15.495 ♪ For family and wealth ♪ 1499 01:31:16.288 --> 01:31:21.835 ♪ Dziekuje, thank you so much, Jesus ♪ 1500 01:31:22.794 --> 01:31:25.755 ♪ In sunny days or rain ♪ 1501 01:31:26.464 --> 01:31:29.551 ♪ In times of joy or pain ♪ 1502 01:31:30.302 --> 01:31:37.017 ♪ Dziekuje, thank you so much, Jesus ♪ 1503 01:31:37.767 --> 01:31:40.770 ♪ I always feel your love ♪ 1504 01:31:40.854 --> 01:31:44.524 ♪ You give direction from above ♪ 1505 01:31:44.608 --> 01:31:46.610 ♪ Dziekuje ♪ 1506 01:31:47.110 --> 01:31:54.075 ♪ Thank you so much, Lord ♪